Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep564 - Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Episode Date: October 24, 2024

We’re back to Jocktober today with Arizona’s #1 morning show, featuring a guy who has the unique talent of making the same point for thirty minutes at a time. John Holmberg has some hot takes like the WNBA isn’t very good and neither is Lebron James’ son.  Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox join us to talk about Jason Mewes’ penis. Kristine Knowlton is better than usual thanks to a mute button. John Goblikon is an insurance rep who’s also a great podcast host. Ken Tamplin is caught buying subscribers now? This is not going well for him. Steel Toe has a huge announcement that’s going to save all of us a lot of money. Stuttering John is getting played by Vince the Lawyer like a fiddle and it’s embarrassing. Cardiff and Annie join us for another round of To Poke A Dabbler, read recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Lucy Tightbox – http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Trucker Andy – https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Cardiff Electric – https://dabbleverse.tv/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the last week of Jocktober. Episode 516 for... ...Streaming. Homburg's Morning Sickness. Break the third wall if you will. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis.

What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Uh, is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. W-A-T-P. I've been dying to say that. Cuzz. Cuzz-a-roo. Cuzz-a-roo. Cuz a row cuz a row slapper Rooney it's showtime The only show that's still doing a show

I'm your host, Karl, with me today, a man who slips into your mom's DMs like they're a banana peel. From the All Apologies Podcast, it's Trucker Andy. We're coming, Detroit. Also with us today, a girl who's satisfied way more McDonald's customers than Donald Trump. From Once Over with Kaylee, it's Lucy Tightbox. I'm coming, Detroit. Also, Producer Chris is with us today. Oh, hello. We got a full studio.

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Or for Lucy to not enjoy. Right. Any of those things. I'll take care of all of that. Please feel free to use that. Of course, this Friday night we are in Ferndale, Michigan at the Magic Bag and stay tuned to the WATP meetup channel in our discord Or my twitter account because we gotta have a meetup tomorrow night. We haven't just we haven't decided where yet Probably royal oak again somewhere

That's got some cool places. Yeah So we'll figure that out if anyone has a suggestion somewhere with food. Let me know they don't have food there I mean the last couple of times we've been there the kitchens are closed by eight. It's ridiculous So I know it's gonna be a problem Bring it come having eaten. It's going to be a problem. You know I was just playing Ted Williams there in the intro W-a-t-p and I was on with Drew yesterday. We were talking about Ted Williams. He's gonna be at the show again And I was on with Drew yesterday. We were talking about Ted Williams. He's going to be at the show again. Very exciting. And I was saying, should we get him in between segments to tell jokes rather than wait till the end? Yes. Yeah. I told Drew, I go, tell Ted, get

some jokes ready for us because his jokes were fantastic last time. He's amazing. He is. He's fantastic. It always makes me think like, maybe I should just become a crackhead for a decade and then come back to us See what happens? Yeah, but he has a likable voice. Yeah, that's the difference. Let's all do it. Let's see what happens Oh, so you're saying that wouldn't work for me Still try. Yeah sure There's hope for us all

We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called homeberg's morning sickness. Say suggestion from Austin. We've all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is Arizona's number one morning show hosted by John homeberg with Brady, Dick and Brett and Andy actually has some video and I want to get to that so that we can see what's doing but before that I just want to show you they they have a podcast version

of their morning show and the hilarious joke when you listen to it still streaming Homburg's morning sickness online at 98kubd.com Get it is like they streaming and the guys taking a leak it's like the you know, peepod Oh, yeah, so the fact it's pretty good. So he starts off the show yesterday morning and John is shot out of a cannon And John is shot out of a cannon. Good morning, everybody. Hello there. Welcome to Tuesday.

It is 5.45. This is the morning sickness. My name's John. There's Brady. I'm back. Don't do that. There's Brett. There's Big Dick.

Don't do that either. There's Big Dick Toledo. Let's not celebrate ourselves that much. You can start playing that Kenny Loggins thing again. Let everybody else do it, LeBron. We know you're back. You're good. Welcome home, playing that Kenny Loggins thing again. Let everybody else do it LeBron. We know you're back. You're good. Welcome home, Brady. Playing with my son tonight. Yeah, Bronnie and Lee Bron. In the basketball moment that people care actually less about than

the WNBA. LeBron playing with Bronnie. Yeah, and it's interesting. So yesterday's episode, they talk about the WNBA and LeBron James first game playing with his son in the lineup and That's most of the show. I thought they're gonna hit on a topic and move on they do not know They make the point they want to make and then they continue to talk about it for 30 minutes So that's amazing that that was your takeaway, too I didn't know they still made shows like this where everything is just reset after it's not even reset No, it's just repeat and let's say one thing and then say it again

Ten times for 15 minutes and then move on to the next thing and say that thing for 15. Yeah, it was Excruciating yeah, I know cuz I was pulling clips. I'm like, okay, this is their take on Iron Maiden and then move around I'm like, oh, they're still they still are take talk about my maiden. Yeah oh still are talking about what it's the same take they're not just saying the same sentence over Well, when you say they I have to correct you John Homburg talks all the time. Yes, you don't hear Brady dick or Brett Barely at all. Yeah, and then when they do talk like oh, that's why That's why they're not supposed to talk out here But Andy since you have some video we can get a sense of what this looks like and what's going on. Well, I couldn't find video of this

interesting because I always just run straight to YouTube and I hit popular and Then I kind of scroll around to see But of course Brian Johnson is a friend of the show. I'm from my family's from Jersey. I see that Jason Muse made an appearance on this show. Okay, so This it this had like thousands and thousands of views it wasn't the most viewed but I was it's a video element, so I was like let's check that out and Let's see in clip 7. Okay. Is it beginning that yes? So this is as you were saying that everything is just repetitive and all these guys are ripping well what did Howard Stern do so right that we can now rip off and

Apparently it's talking about cock because pretty much all of my clips Scott are just fucking all he does is talk about dick and so Jason Muse sits down and the first thing he has to ask is how's your dick doing? Jason Muse is here you know him from Jay and Silent Bob and all the features and stuff you've done in Zach and that's where you exposed your genitals yes even better and we had a girl yesterday who's a big fan of yours come in and say I love Jason Muse with times he coming on it's about 745 She said I want to meet him because she really started to like you a lot after she saw your penis And I didn't I wanted that like is that something you thought when you'd whip it out

You're like I'm gonna get a lot more fans out of this or no I mean honestly first thing I thought of I was like man I don't know about my my sister lets my nieces and nephews watch it Okay I was wondering if they're ever gonna show the guest the camera was just on John the entire time, okay? They finally got another shot of this yeah, it's the beginning of this segment But they have the hack applause that everybody has you know that has to be the applause fucking applause You know how?

obviously red bar has this thing where it's Non-stop the explosion drop and the way that came about was he had a bunch of different drops and It was all just to goof on people who have drops and then it got became he was like I'm gonna make it even more hack where he only hits that drop Yeah, but if you don't know that you just watch red bar for the last three and a half Years, you're like it. Why does he keep sitting this fucking dropped annoying this show I assume it got there in the same way every sentence ends with the applause drop This is the only time this clip that we just watched that Andy brought is the only time that the applause actually made sense

Yeah. That's right, Lucy. I agree with you, very good. It literally makes sense to make applause for your guest. That's a perfectly reasonable... Whatever, that's fine. I can forgive that. But it's like every single piece of applause is like and then I found out that I was tall.

It's like ridiculous. And this also reminds me of Rover's Morning Glory. There's elements of that and to your point They used to have a guy that was supposed to be doing drops on that and he accidentally hit like us like a hawk screech and that became a punchline drop of Rovers morning glory right so That makes that like what you're talking about with high exploding They assume that's why they say because otherwise just obnoxious applause drops are that's uninspired. That's not clever right it's Unnecessary only drop they use I think that John thinks that he deserves applause for everything

I think he thinks he's the hero of every story like that positive feedback Yeah, which John are we talking about? But I would like I would like to ask who is hitting the applause drop. I feel like it's him. I do too Yeah, we can watch but I was listening to it. It sounded like he was the one just like making a point It's like yeah, that was what I thought too, but seeing this video element I did not see his hand move when the applause happened So is he forcing Brady or Brett to do it because that's almost funnier It's the easiest job and all of radio being the guy that hits the applause drop. You're that producer Chris. I'm not in radio Just fucking job he says

She's maybe I make it look easy Well in clip eight they move on to talking about Jason Muse appearance in they move on to Talking about Jason Muse appearance in Zack and Mary make a porno where he is fully naked at one point and it's just Yeah, everybody loves that scene where Jason Muse appears fully naked Let's hear more about that use an extender or the pump. No, you should know well that would have been awesome I should have just put a big it's funny cuz some people are like was it fake And I'm like look if it was gonna be fake it would have been like 15 inches. You know what I mean? I would magnify

Humongous yeah, I see I've got confidence in my stuff But I don't think if I ever were to put it on film that I would not I would have to go to fake crowd Just in case there would be stage fright But you'd have that one friend that no matter what the one friend that's bigger And now no matter what you think you're being ranked. That sounds like you don't have confidence You've one friend who has a bigger penis than you okay under very specific circumstances I'm very confident. I mean it's something I do with all my friends. I insist that we compare friends with basketball playing Americans, but all right and

Clip nine even more dong talk that you're the type of person that after knowing you just for a few minutes You will more than likely see his penis. Yeah, well yeah He had seen a lot of people on set had seen it like Mosier and all his cats you fly pretty regularly Yeah, and again. It wasn't on set. I was worried about as much as, even like you said, not even my friends, but my wife's friends. I'm like, what if all her friends are like, oh, my husband's just big, or my boyfriend's just big? Guys worry about that.

Start putting my wife down. She's like, they're like, what are you doing with him? Like ex-boyfriend. That would be the thing. Your wife's exes are like, oh, fail. Start emailing Facebook. You're right. They're going to start making their move back. I'm going back into this. Oh my gosh, I didn't think of all this stuff. That would be your wife's exes are like start email Facebook Back I'm going back into now. Oh my gosh. I didn't think that's the stuff. I always think of

I'm all I'm always thinking of cock. That's all I think about that's so that's so bizarre that the Wives friends are gonna be like you're doing that fucking flasso dick I'm pretty sure that Jason Musen his wife have been together for like a million years So if if her friends are seriously like ah his dick is not big enough. You should absolutely get rid of him Those are some shitty friends. Yeah They're doing a live appearance of their show they do I can't remember what it's called Jane silent Bob sellout or something like that where they used to do a very compelling show when Jay was kicking heroin and They would talk about his addiction was kind of a way to keep Jay accountable in front of a live studio audience And when that was happening, it was very funny

And then it they did it so much that it just became the same stories became Tommy Why so doing a screening of the room pretty much? Yeah? It's just how many times do it can I hear about the the time that you? Whatever it got high in a gas station bathroom, but I only have two more Oh, oh heroin addicts have stories about Bathroom, but I only have two more at Oh heroin addicts have stories about Since you say that well home wasn't always in a five-star hotel clip 11

homework is gonna try and be like oh, I used to just like think that He's trying to relate to J's kicking heroin heroin in the most in the weakest fucking way possible This is unbelievable shogun night cool because I've had this I thought I had the flu and I and I drank some and then I took The capsules and I overdid it a little bit and it feels like I've got this little fairy I got every time I yawn It feels like I'm about to lose my whole package and then it feels like somebody's just rubbing my back and I brought it up And here I'm like, it's the greatest thing in the world I think I could do this every day and some guy said that's heroin minus ten times I mean everything you're talking about like that sounds great yeah so I was

like can you even touch like any of that stuff and things like that like razzin addict I guess I guess I could have night quote, but yeah You're doing a night cool every day is the same as being on heroin right I've done that oh no, it's very far worse How about this drug here would you like some of this he said he drinks a night cool And then took some capsules like I'm fucking flying Whoops what can you even touch night? Well that's drug stuff. Oh, yeah, I could probably do that Yeah, I know I was addicted to heroin, but night quill no problem. I mean Robitosa at least Something night well fucks he talking about what do you get? Embarrassing you this reminds me

We just did a bonus show living in the past with stuttering John and you're talking about Artie Lang He's like man. Why won't this guy just quit heroin like I quit cigarettes. Yeah, why can't he quit heroin? It's like all right. Let's you know you don't really know the struggle. He's going through I quit chewing gum Okay, good for you Well, what did anybody else pick up on with this show all right? Let me start with my package, and then we'll get over to Lucy Because I was very annoyed with this conversation one of the guys in a band is it John is in the band oh? My god, I have no idea.

I did not get to that. One of the guys in the band, they were watching the football game the other night, Monday night football because Cardinals were playing. And one of the guys was also rehearsing in the band. They were asking, hey, you're gonna do that Iron Maiden cover? And he says, no, we all decided that we don't like Iron Maiden.

Iron Maiden sucks. What? It's just essentially, you know, I hate to piss don't like iron maiden. Iron maiden sucks. What? It's just essentially, you know, I hate to piss off iron maiden fans. And I told Chris, I said, here's the reason why your, uh, your band sucks. Um, it's fraggle rock. It's essentially a muppet show. Uh, you go to the show, if you've ever been to see iron maiden and then this giant puppet comes out at the end and starts dancing around.

And I'm like, what is that? Fuzzy the skeleton? What do we got going on here? That's Eddie. He's a badass. We can realize you just said that about a giant puppet, right? Puppets kick ass that did give me a nice little ice. Oh, thankfully puppets kick ass So here's a guy who's in a band who thinks that Iron Maiden is lame because of Eddie and I went oh That's a dumb take but okay. It's a real fucking dumb take It's a giant puppet because they're selling out arenas you need to be able to see the puppet from the back of an arena asshole Also, wait, I'm sorry was this from today yesterday show yesterday. So after Paul Deano died

This is not the right time to be making this comment That's literally one day after Paul Deano died. I didn't know about that. Oh really yeah, but Paul Deano was pre puppets And that doesn't matter damn it. I know but ever just respect you're talking to a guy that made fun of Toby Keith the day He died yeah Amazing that's why you're the goat all right that made fun of Toby Keith the day he died That's why you're the goat all right, so it's it's Fraggle Rock according to him. That's what that's what he's equating Iron Maiden to do we have any recordings of this guy's music well, okay? Well, let's find out more about why maiden fans enjoy iron main And I happen to consider myself a maiden fantasy in a few times fan fucking-tastic But let's see why people like me enjoy and then with the iron maiden. I was like you guys are liking this band. They're pretty good

What's the draw Eddie? What's Eddie? It's a giant skeleton comes out Was it real like what are you talking about? No? Oh you were Theatrical puppet show gets you guys all hard and stuff. So and chicks't dig it I don't know there are no Iron Maiden Michelle's There's no there's no Iron Maiden. You know Molly a couple thoughts on this first off Lucy chicks don't like iron man That's the biggest lie in the world right? Yeah, that also. It's a horrible metric for deciding whether a band is good or not do girls like it Girls don't like privacy they, they must really suck. Okay.

You know what girls like? Dave Matthews Band. Right. Nobody has ever said, I like Iron Maiden because of Eddie. That was the other point I was gonna make. The fuck are you talking about? Everyone gets an Iron Maiden for the songs, for the music, and then you go to the show

and you go, holy shit, this is their live show? What a production. Yes, but people like the music. That what made in this is best known for the bass player obviously Steve Harris my favorite bass phenomenal guitar players and modeled singing all of my playing after Steve Harris. It's ridiculous So then they got to turn this into a joke and it by the way everyone agrees with this horrible take Which I would hope that if I came out my show I know everyone says oh, we're just put that brand of people who agree with them if I came out and said that made It sucks. I would hope that all three of you be like go fuck yourself. We talking. Yeah, the table be flipped

We flipped over everyone For cancelling the magic bag show So the guys got to make a joke now about if you like maiden, you must like other gay things involving puppets. You don't see too many guys around the devil horns at a Jeff Dunham show or anything like that. You know what I mean? Yeah, those are the types of puppets. But now if Bruce sat down for 10 minutes

and did a few jokes with Eddie on his lap and ventriloquist work, I would find it a little more entertaining. So it's like Jeff Dunham, an Iron Maiden show because puppets, right? I don't know if you guys know this but the NHL plays on ice and figure skaters skate on ice So NHL players are all gay Right now well those pussy NHL players God against gays

Triple axel Gays around the triple axles Out for the entire show Skating around Shows he's got fucking uh fire cannons on the ends of his arms Fire shit. Oh my god blow torches fire torches Bruce Dickinson is our clerk yes he's fucking amazing crowd is singing along they all know the tunes it's an amazing the most off-base take I've ever heard and then so they say that all it's lame cuz girls don't like it and then listen to what their bumper sounds like.

They smell they're sticky. They say things that are horrible. So then the woman's like, I don't like these guys because you know, they're bad ass morning zoo guys. It's like, oh, so that's cool that women don't like this, but it's not cool that women don't like maiden makes no sense. And that bumper came immediately after that segment. So I felt like they were off on that. What'd you pick up on, Lucy? Oh my God. That's so incredibly annoying. Well, I will say that I am impressed that

in those clips that he was taking a stance on anything because I felt like everything that I listened to, he was doing the wishywashy. I don't want to isolate any fans. Oh really? Yeah, so and we just going hard on the WNBA. I was pretty surprised Take I was pretty surprised. I was pretty surprised So it there was at one point in my clip 7 where they have to dabble into politics But he can't be too definitive so John ends up talking about his wife's feelings on Kamala Harris. This is a long clip, so apologies.

Megan hates Kamala, and it has nothing to do with substance or anything. I just hate her face and her voice. I'm like, that's rich, coming from you. That voice. Can her voice the worst thing you've ever heard? No. It's not. It's up there, but that voice. Is your voice the worst thing you've ever heard? No. It's not. It's up there, but...

It's top five. What's worse? Nah, we don't want to get into this. I go Chris Collins right there, we don't want to get into that right now, Megan. I think maybe he's just a... Seriously, tell me who has a worse voice than those ones? Do you really want me to do this?

Immediately! Your top five, please! Well, we'll start with Kamala at five, and then four separate incidents where you were yelling. What? Are you saying that my voice is more annoying than that one? I am. Ridiculous! Anyway, I won't vote for her, cause she's annoying. Her voice is like an ale horn.

Yeah, we get it. Must be awful for America, right? You'd have to listen to that. Anyway, you know we got another TV in a different room if you wanted to go watch in there. It goes on. I will. Yeah, I feel like the point was made pretty early on then. Oh yeah, you don't need to do fake your wife voice for of this what a minute and a half on any topic ever

And there were a couple of pauses in there where I actually could have used the applause like that's how bad that entire It was so extremely extremely annoying the only thing he forgot to do was say get it after every right at the end of every sentence Isn't it funny women suck and also listen to this funny voice that I'm doing Conversation ever happen to is one of these things where they're trying to be interesting for the sake of being on the radio My wife doesn't know anything about her platform, but doesn't like her voice. That's not true of anyone ever Not why people vote for presidents really? Yes, damn it pretty sure I didn't know that So I also there was a lot of Halloween talk because obviously Halloween is coming up Really? Yes. Damn it. Pretty sure. I didn't know that. So I also, there was a lot of Halloween talk because obviously Halloween is coming up.

So Johnston's a really long time talking about how much he hates all of the excessive Halloween lawn decorations. He just doesn't get it. He thinks it's stupid. He goes on for 10 solid minutes about how much he hates it. And then in clip one, we'll see if he still agrees with himself. That used to be kind of a two day thing. It was kind of fun.

Now it's like weeks on end. I saw one this morning. I actually liked a lot. It's a new one. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So I was literally that was like the first segment of the episode that I was listening to. And I was like, oh, so everything that you say is just completely meaningless. I have a quick clip on here. I to play they're talking about the football game Like I said, there was the Arizona Cardinals had played just the night before and they're in Arizona

So they're talking about this. Yeah last night's game was fairly interesting boring for three quarters For most of heads, okay Yeah That's what and that's kind of what I mean when I say that I feel like he just has to kind of backtrack on every single thing that he says. So in my clip too, we will find out that the Halloween decoration that he likes is just like an old lady prop on a rocking chair. Because it wasn't tons of Halloween stuff, I actually had a Halloween fright.

I'm like, what? And it's 430 in the morning. What is this old lady? Oh It's a Halloween decoration and it's awesome Yeah Fright yay applause for a fright Wow Right They do get into some Halloween decoration conspiracy theories though They do get into some Halloween decoration conspiracy theories though

Yeah, it's gonna be really great. So this is gonna be my clip three and we are there They're talking about basically what do we do with the decorations the other 11 months out of the year? So when people have these 17 foot skeletons, where are they putting them finally someone's tackling the important? Yeah, so we are gonna find out their theory about that I wonder if they have like a storage space in their house or something. And there's where the geniuses are that build the storage place. Sure. Oh, brilliant. Because it's just 13 foot skeleton. They're the ones behind building those. They are. I think you're right. Public storage has a side business where they just build gigantic stuff. Halloween, Christmas. Nothing that fits in your house. Don't worry about it. Come over to public storage. Public storage is not a part of big Halloween.

You don't think they're in bed together? That's how naive you are, Lucy. You don't even understand. Well, I am just a woman. I don't know. You're a woman who owns an attic now. It's true. You can store things that you don't need all year round. You know what? There's also Christmas? There's a number of things people decorate for.

Oh, just you wait because in my four, they are going to get into that because they actually think that Costco really is the biggest of the conspiracies because they sell storage bins. Costco's in on it too because they sell them. And then they also sell those black and yellow totes that you're going to buy to pack them back up And they're double-dipping the everybody they're triple. Oh, yeah, cuz Costco probably has a piece of public storage, too You can get them in orange and black as well Green for the Christmas really brilliant genius really I'm just mad I didn't think of it Imagine an asshole driving to work going this is what I've been saying

About by the water core No, I knew I was right when I was a kid the decorations were normal size But they just gave me a bigger and bigger because big storage is trying to get a piece of the action See big storage you can still goof on YouTube. There's other industries were not on to criticize, but big storage no problem Holy shit, that's mind nothing Carl. We just got struck Anyone else did you pick up on from this all right? Jesus fucking Christ go you going all the way back to you love this job The repetition let's take a premise I found an article online and I'm going to beat it into the ground but not before I do a hack Alec Baldwin

impression to introduce it in clip one that that slipknot show last night I was standing next to Alec Baldwin he threw a prop molla I'll stand the next day like balls when he threw a prop molla Look at these assholes with props on the stage That's a slipknot show last night now standing next to How would you know they're all wearing masks? Got that slipknot show last night. I was standing next to Alec Baldwin. He threw a prop Molotov cocktail men This guy can't catch a break Told him to stay home. I

Have a problem all it's off cocktail. Oh this metal bro. Watch this lemon. I love slipknot Wow Wow, there's been no laughs! What do you mean? None! That was the longest amount of dead air I've ever heard on this show before. Holy shit. Yeah, that attempted a joke was the real bomb.

Yeah, it wasn't a fake ball top cocktail. It was a real thing. Clip two, this is where they're going to introduce the premise of the... This is a 15 minute long segment, but it's just two sentences that they stretch out for 15 minutes. So the women are outnumbering the men so much that the men are having an easier time nailing these chicks in college.

And it's developing into like, they're starting to get like kind of full of themselves. They're Casanovas. They're well fed, so they're thinking to themselves, man, I really know how to go after the ladies. This is fish in a barrel, fish in a barrel. It's causing them to, and I can't believe I'm saying this about college men have lots of sex, multiple women. And it's just, the study is, have you ever, Brady, you've ever heard such a thing no college men when given chance will have sex all the time

Out of college out of a monogamous really Out of a monogamous relationship. How's this possible? Oh, he's trying to do the South Park thing Yeah, it's like sort of a co-worker. Yeah, I. Men are gross, right? But just in case you missed it, clip three. Did men start acting like this? With egos. With their arrogance and their penises having sex with... blech. Oh, I can't even think of it.

With multiple women. Who would want to put their penis in a coworker? Blech. Gah! But that's a funny premise because so many people think it's somehow a horrible thing to have sex with a coworker because there's got to be some type of power advantage or whatever. It's like, no, college kids have sex with each other all the time.

Yeah. It's not, no one's grossed out by it. No one's surprised by it. Yeah. I mean, I think that's the point. But in clip four, they're going to explain that this is called golden penis syndrome and there's like a feminist slap back to the fact that Men, you know have their pick of the litter

Yes, she says golden penis syndrome speaks to the delusional beliefs that you're unusually and uniquely gifted as a man sexually and otherwise, and are above established norms of good manners, respect, and dating etiquette. It results in overly grandiose behavior of self-reverence and inflated sense of power over the opposite sex. Women can be baffled by these men. Didn't you just say they're too stupid? But intrigued and lured they're too stupid, but intrigued and lured in to the man's self belief and seeming promise. However, the women are left disappointed and furious when discarded after cursory or non-existent date experiences underwhelming sexual performances. Often the single member of the group after a period of time, their reputation becomes a mixture of Peter Pan to pitied and accidental Casanova. This is basically The long way of saying women have to take what they can get when there's more women than guys, right?

But that last we understand the concept immediately. Yes now we have to drive this into the ground We haven't done a super cut in a minute. Okay, so I had to put together clip six where the term Accidental Casanova, I never need to fucking hear it again. Oh, you accidental Casanova you and accidental Casanova Accidental Casanova you way to go accidental Casanovas. I wasn't ever an accidental Casanova There Casanova Accidental Casanova He's there Dummy That's right I'm an idiot

And an accidental Casanova Jesus I'm telling you this was only Like a 10 minute segment And all that happened and it got Funny again when Oh my god I threw my fucking laptop out the window All right

Well speaking of starting on a premise and never getting off of it. This is how they start the discussion about the WNBA and this is the dumbest thing. I think I'm just gonna get rid of pornhub all together. All right, I Think I'm gonna just get get rid of porn hub all together. All right. I think I'm going to just get rid of porn hub altogether. Is that how you would get rid of a website? I'm not sure. But he's going to get rid of porn hub all together. Why would you do that, sir? I think I'm just going to get rid of porn hub all together. And just exclusively watch. Yeah. The WNBA news, not, the WNBA news.

Not about the girls or the game. Every time they open their mouths, they say something dumber. They just had their championship game and they had their first full arenas for championship game in Barclays Center in New York, in Brooklyn. And then they come out with the idea that, you know what we're going to do, because we're so popular now, we're so unbearably popular that's basically their argument we're gonna go ahead and have a work stoppage next year until we get fair wages WBA is gonna try and strike!

when you get rid of comedy outlet rather than pornhub. Is the thing that you guys jerk off to dumbness? Yes, but not directly. Damn it. You got us there. In a roundabout way. What a dumb thing to say. I'm gonna get rid of pornhub. I love watching these dummies in the WNBA. They're the least attractive women on the planet. They don't care about men. And so I don't understand why all that has those two things together at all So then they're talking about When does the WNBA season even end do people know what it ends apparently it just ended I don't even know that in times. Let's say to this. I think back east they figure the WNBA they're like it usually ends around just before daylight savings Right is that what people think I don't think anyone says that.

Those are two things no one knows. When exactly is Daylight Savings and the WNBA Championship? Yeah, that's what I mean when I said when somebody else talks, it's like, now I see why they don't want to talk very much. I think people always know that around Daylight Savings, WNBA ends. They're in Arizona. Arizona is too cool to change the clocks. Which I am a little jealous of, I'll be honest. So they're goofing on us like these assholes. They changed the clocks. They watched the WNBA. We're forced to change the clocks, sir. But none of us know when the WNBA season ends. That doesn't make any sense at all. So this is a really dumb take because as you guys know, the WNBA is basically a charity league.

The NBA funds it. It loses money. It loses, even this year where they had record-breaking ratings and attendance at the arenas, losing millions and millions of dollars and the NBA funds this operations to keep them afloat. Who's running that show over there? They're insane. Like that is the dumbest. You gotta be pretty stupid. Says the NBA will cave or the NBA will

cave and write off all the losses to the IRS. It's a win-win for them. NBA can't lose with this. They keep this thing alive. They get a couple extra bucks in their pocket. Okay, they're losing money on this and they go, yeah, that's a write off. So it works out really well. It's a write off for them. How is it a write off? They just write it off. Write it off what? Jerry, all these big companies, they write off everything. You don't even know what a write off is. Do you? No, I don't. And they're the ones writing it off. So basically these guys are as dumb as Kramer is in that famous bit. He doesn't understand what a write-off is. Companies don't want to have business units that lose money. They can write it off, but it's not making them money writing that off. They're losing more money than they're writing

off. It's a tiny little discount for what they have to pay. It's the dumbest thing. I don't know how these people don't know that But this goes on and on and on and finally John comes up with this premise that when they go on strike He's gonna go on strike with them. Why I don't know but let's hear this turn this into a comedy gold It is October 22nd 2024 617 if you go on strike, I will be in line with you. I will march with you, ladies. I will pick it. You're going to run an outback to go down there and everything?

Yes, and also, mark my words, 10-22-24, 617 a.m. I will lease an outback and I will put magnets on the side of it that says, no more WNBA without new collective bargaining agreement I'll drive all over the place Anything to make smart people stop a collective bargaining agreement for years on end fold Ridiculous what hey kind of turned off there? I did you yeah not have an end to that? Did you not know where you were going with that there? How does that affect you or anyone else?

I think I'm going to get rid of Pornhub and start listening to this. Right? I mean, this is a jack-off show for jack-offs, for sure. Thank you. Thank you very much. I also grabbed a new drop from the show that I think will come in handy. Oh boy, who cares? Good point.

What else did you guys pick up on? Well, in my clip five, we are going to get to hear a little bit. John, for the last few episodes of this show, so again, we're hearing a little bit of this story dribs and drabs, and he just keeps coming back to it and saying the same things. He has been telling the saga about his elderly neighbors and how they left a note on his garbage. And he is frustrated that they won't just come and talk to him. So we're going to hear about that in clip five, we're going to get multiple applauses in this for him being an ass. I tell you now, it's great. Yeah. If that's the case, and I know it's a long walk for the elderly, go all the way around to my front door, knock on my door and go,

Hey, we got off on the wrong footer. Or, Hey, we put that note on there where we weren't sure, wanted to come by and say hi. Now we got to walk all the way to their house. It's a trap. You're too big of a celebrity. I'm not doing that. You're goddamn right.

That's right. I like the way you're managing my life right now. Yeah, he can't walk around to say hello to that. He's like, make the elderly people walk to you. I just want to bring up a point here. And I know they're just doing radio and they're trying to be interesting and tell interesting stories about their boring lives. But to my neighbors, if you're listening to this, I'd always prefer a note over you coming to my door and ringing my doorbell Yes, I don't want to have a face-to-face and have pleasantries So we have to go through because this because this was a saga He ended up telling the story the neighbors got wind of it. Okay, and so they were like, hey we heard that You know, you're talking about us on the show. Maybe like I don't know talk to us in person

That's what that note said was like hey if you're gonna, you know, so in my clip six He wants the neighbors to leave him alone. Basically. He comes up with a plan This is kind of like he's like riffing different ideas of what will make them no longer bother him nice And then I'd say something terrible. Well, I better go back inside and continue the raping. What? See ya. Whoa. Try to scare you off. Anyway, they could be wonderful people. Raping is what we went with there? I don't know. He really doesn't want to talk to him. Yeah. That's like of all of the the idea like let me riff some good ideas of what to do to get my neighbors to not come Over raping is not where my brain goes right? It's also not what rapists say they're up to that's true I tend to lie about that sort of thing maybe he's not a rapist we can say

Does not know rapist behave wonderful Great job. It's a good point and give me more video clips on here no I do but there are four after okay this segment great yeah well then in that case let me play they're talking about as I mentioned before they bring it up early and often this thing where the Lakers have LeBron James and they drafted his son who sucks at basketball but LeBron, it's the first ever nepo baby in sports. It's never happened before. You have to earn your spot on a team. But LeBron James has such a presence on the Lakers that he's like, you have to draft my son who averages 1.2 points per game and a half a

rebound. So this is them talking about that. LeBron force fed us Brawny and poor Bronnie's got to live is, you know, the kid had a heart attack when he was 19. And there is no medical reason for it. Nothing. I'm not a doctor, but I'd like to suggest perhaps stress from his dad from from saying that you got to be a basketball player, you've got to go to USC, you've got to be good at it. You have to, you have to get out early

so I can play basketball with you. So I just want to point out, he didn't have a heart attack. He had cardiac arrest. His heart stopped beating. A very different thing than a heart attack. The idea that he's making, equating the two things is ridiculous.

I heard when Damar Hamlin had cardiac arrest, people say the same thing. Oh, he had a heart attack on the field. No, he died. He was dead on the field. It's a very different thing. So you guys might be thinking like, ah, well you're getting a little nitpicky.

Later on, they're talking about this football game and talking about Harbaugh, Jim Harbaugh, the coach of the Chargers. They moxied out a win at home against the Chargers, who by the way, not a great team, not a good team, not a bad team, good defense, but their coach just had a heart attack and there's like a lot of you know there's a lot going on over there. He didn't have a heart attack! This guy, what the fuck's he talking about? An atrial flutter which is very different than having a heart attack.

Guys, I was on the treadmill and my heart rate went up. I was having a heart attack. My heart rate went up. What if your heart does something? It's a heart attack guys. I was on the treadmill and my heart rate went up. I was having a heart attack My heart rate went up. What if your heart does something? It's a heart attack Courted this idiot. I'm gonna have a heart attack, and he's not gonna pay any attention Another fucking heart attack And then I have one more clip that I want to play because He was telling the story. I didn't really pull clips from this, but he was up all night He was telling the story. I didn't really pull clips from this but he was up all night Watching stuff on the internet and he got sucked in to like an infomercial thing

Where it was about this skincare that Cindy Crawford offers He ended up buying it and using the skincare and then he goes to a concert. Yes familiar with that God smack After the maiden dog so Cindy Crawford has a special Sauce that she rubs all over old ladies All right, but I ordered it and you what made me feel great? Sully from God's Mech talked about it on stage. Remember when you were at the God's Mech show? Yeah, when he said that he goes, I'm 51 years old and I'm feeling pretty good about myself. He said, but I'm not going to lie. Skincare is now important to me and it never was before. This is on stage at a rock show, puppets, skincare. And he said, so I was up the other night and I ordered Cindy Crawford's meaningful beauty and it works great. So I'm like, me too. I did that once bags of it. So it's up like

every 30 days and I go, yeah, I got to cancel this and then I've got and they're beautiful like these lacy bag or beautiful and product looks amazing. So Oh boy, who cares? Which is gay or Eddie coming out on stage and walk around the maiden show or selling from God's back talking about his skincare regimen Yeah, that comes in frilly bag. Yeah, that's it frilly bag and you signing off on it. He's calling out iron main I have a theory on this because as I mentioned he plays in a band and they were like, you know They were gonna cover a maiden song and they're like, nah, it's gay. I don't think they can play made They were gonna cover a maiden song and they're like nah, it's gay. I don't think they can play made

Gonna play that note for note. Yeah, I hate made it stupid. I didn't want to do that I have to sing this song yet. I don't want to do that. It's dumb Let me dump people do that kind of thing my god dear god Lucy anything else you want to play that was so awful. I'm so upset about it Um, I have one more thing we talked about how mostly we just hear John talking during this morning show. I do have one clip of Brady. This is also an example, so this is going to be my clip eight. It's also an example of why the applause actually helps sometimes. And it supports the theory that John is the one who hits the applause button because Brady does not get any here.

Okay. Good Thursday morning to you, world howdy happy national clean your virtual desktop day. Oh Yeah, it's probably a good idea I hate any show that brings up international blah blah blah day. Yep Yeah, that shit is made for boring banter and time fillers yep on morning shows Yeah, it's designed to be like a throwaway talking to get a bagel today. It's cream cheese day. You know that wow you're in luck Carl It's international banter day. Oh, it's crooked teeth month alright We're a little more special you cream cheese guys Sorry, sorry dad sorry

All right, anything else you want to play from this no? In that case it's time for our This one comes in from Joe in Chicago and Boy, did he find a find for me? He knows just what I like and that would be well Tom Myers, but more importantly Christine Nolte And she is on mute

She's ever done you're Christine Christine Most last she's ever gotten Thank you for having me. It's been a great night so far. It's like we're stroking ourselves. We were touching ourselves Fantastic right Josh got in with the tentacle porn. I was like god damn it. Can we go back to horse cock and you know? Weekend that's what I'm doing for the weekend damn it wrong list I hate when Christine is horny. It's so gross. I disagree no Good stuff good stuff Christine that probably gets worse who knows that whole thing right we got better thing Hey, you can hear it salivating more. She's when she says horse cock or tentacle porn both Carl Is that the end of the cringe in the week?

Because I'm good speaking of knowing what you like Yeah, I think we need a pellet cleanser so the my other clips are based on that I don't know if you're aware of it. I'm probably pretty sure you're not aware of it at all. There's only four episodes of this. Now it's a show called Police Squad right now. Oh yeah yeah yeah John Goblikon. You are aware of it. Clip one. I'm in love with this show. Ladies, gentlemen, and goblins. Hello, it's me, John Goblokon. Insurance salesman turned internet famous goblin,

turned lead singer of the premier goblin metal band, Necro Goblokon. I had a hit YouTube series called Right Now, so I decided to turn that into a podcast since it's a very untapped market You know who John sounds like who's that Chrissy Salem, oh yeah Yeah, I would not know the difference This brings up an interesting point Andy where producer Chris and I went and saw Necro Gobble I know that's very Like oh my god, and not gonna lie if not for a goblin on stage singing along not sure they would have bought tickets for it

It's not even a puppet yeah Something about gimmicks and metal work. I don't know. I'll tell you yeah, so I didn't realize that He actually had a fucking delightful personality and They the first episode was Andrew Santino and I just put together a couple of clips Do we know we don't always talk about things that we love on this show right, but I was never do that again I know hey, don't don't run over and start checking out this hilarious show But this is just so funny. I had to bring it to the table clip 13. What do you eat? What's your daily meal routine chilies? I go to chilies baby back ribs. Oh, yeah

I'm more of a self-lesson egg roll kind of guy, but I don't say no to anything on the menu He chips and dip. Oh, of course. I keep it dip. Yeah, you got a chip and did Chip and dip better Yeah, you got a chip and dip. Santini, I chip and dip. You better be chippin' and dippin'. Yeah, when I chip, you chip, we dip. Okay, so listen. He's got a delightful personality I got with him. He's really quick. You got a root for him, yeah. Yeah, I did not. I just thought, like, the Mighty Mighty Boss Tones have,

the guy just, like, dancing around, he never says anything. So, I thought that's what this was and Then for this podcast to turn up and realize that he's fucking hilarious and just like Quick with a joke one. It's not being a really ugly looking creature that makes you funnier. Yeah, and in insurance sales Yeah, so then they bring up that Andrew Santino was on Dave Which is rapper a Dicky's FX show that's now canceled. And of course, John Goblicon has to run to the low-hanging fruit of Lil Dicky's name. Okay.

With, what was his name? Lil Dicky. That's his name? He chose that name? No, it's his birth name. He didn't choose it, his mother gave it to him What's his brother's name? Oh shriveled balls Trivel balls his partner brother or his partner which are you talking about? I'm just trying to get this true is baller. It's a joke to go

That's fantastic so fucking good Like I said, there's only four episodes out right now Yeah, they did like broken lizard the two guys from broken lizard and then Moshe cashier it's kind of like sliding off, but the second one was Pete Holmes and I guess Pete Holmes had a band when he was in high school and this is John asking Pete about his band. These are, how many people are in the group? Too many. Nine, ten, eleven. Like an arcade fire kind of problem.

We're trying to get rid of some. I've been saying for a while we've got to like whittily get rid of some. That's funny because they had no face mask on. Right, I was going to say. They're like, who can we get rid of if they started the process? Get this fucking guy out. You. Riddle it that's funny cuz I had no face right I was gonna say You We're trying to get rid of some I think for a while we got a like wittle again How do you get rid of a how do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay for the pizza Come on

Come on. Come on. They did not lie. I do want to say I was the bass player in my band, so I say that with all respect. What was the name of your band? Nude. Never heard of them. Right now. Everybody check out right now. That's fantastic. Thank you Andy. We needed a palate cleanser.

Yes, thank you for that because now we have to get back to Awfulness. Yay. Do you guys remember because now we only get back to awfulness Do you guys remember Ken Tamplin? Oh, yeah Remind me. I don't Ken Tamplin was discovered to be lip-syncing or mimicking. Oh, yeah Vocals live here's the guys teach people how to sing and we discovered that maybe he's faking some of these vocals Do he's doing. Do you have the guy that is calling him out? Is that, are you featuring? No, I have a different guy today. Okay, because that last time you talked about that guy, all I heard...

Mark Ajax, I think is his name. Toki Wartooth from MetalOcculent. Okay, yes. Yeah, okay. I can hear when that guy was calling him out and I was pretty delighted by that. Yeah, so that's the guy who challenged him to a sing-off that kind of did not take him up on and so there's a couple guys him and Phil

Who discovered that he's obviously singing to backup tracks? They were looking at it analyzing it showing that he's just singing to things that were obviously fixed in the studio And pretend he's doing live and then we found out wings of Pegasus Phil Discard, he wasn't playing guitar either He claims to be this amazing guitarist and they're breaking it down showing he's like guitar Then we found out he pretends to be an attorney and he uses a socket I forgot about that to get negative comments taken down to get videos removed and try to strong-arm people to take their Negative comments down or anything critiquing him off the internet.

So I have mentioned a couple of times 1.2 million subscribers on YouTube, very popular. Grim Aaron sent me a note on Patreon, thank you Grim, that apparently there's some research that needs to be done into the subscriber counts that he has on YouTube. There might be more things that we need to criticize this Ken Tamplin guy for doing and this is a video that Grim set my way. This is from Ozzy Outlaw made this video for us. I did it! I made it to a million subs! Thanks to you guys. Thank you so much everybody. If you're listening to this it's so douchey he's wearing a t-shirt that says subscribers one million. Buddy to help me make it to one million subscribers. Welcome to another Aussie Outlaw video. I don't have a lot of time. I'm currently holidaying in Thailand

for the rest of the year, but I was requested by a couple of people in the comments section to have a look at where Ken got his one million subscribers. So let's go and have a look, shall we? This came out four days ago, by the way. So everyone's like checking in on this guy now. They've discovered that he's a fraud.

And it turns out there's a lot of fraudulent activity going on now for any social media there are places you can go to purchase subscribers views for your channel and even comments this is done relatively cheap now what i'm going to show you is something most people know about and well most people might not know about, but it's a place called SocialBlame and they keep track of all your statistics, it's a hard word to say after a few years, of your channel on YouTube or any other social media. Now this is addressing the claims from many people that Ken does not have 1.2 million subscribers and they actually went and purchased those subscribers.

So we're going to try to find out if that's true or not. So any of you guys out there that have a YouTube channel, you'll know that it grows organically in most cases. And the fact that one day you'll get two subscribers or 20 subscribers or a thousand subscribers subscribers but it does it goes organically by each day is usually different so i thought we'd start by having a look at wings of pegasus channel uh phil's and see how his channel grows week by week day by day and then we'll compare it to Ken's channel. Now Phil has 426,000 subscribers while I'm making this video, but I'll show you on a daily basis how many subscribers he gets. So okay, we're on the website SocialBlade.

By the way, this is the same site that I think it was, Chrissy Mayer discovered that Chad Zumach was purchasing Twitter followers and social plate thousands of a time. Yeah. It's very easy to figure out like, well, how does this person get so many followers? So he kind of breaks down here. I'm going to scrub a little bit, but he goes on a guy who's not buying views and he shows how down here they have these graphs that show how many new subscribers you get each month.

A date that was in March 2022. He got 14,000 subscribers. April 7,000. 4,000. So he's going through and he's showing you hover over you can see the number and it rounds it off. It's not gonna be an exact number but it'll say like 14 000 7 000 you know whatever the number is so then he gets ahead to uh checking out ken tamplin's social blade in subscribe this is ken has well let's have a look at ken's organic growth Ken's organic growth. And what you'll notice, he gets the same amount of views pretty much. It's consistent, although he must have deleted some there.

But it's pretty much the same all the way along. That's crazy right there. So that's a different metric, just looking at monthly views. And it is just a flat line, except for that one little anomaly. But where does it, why does it tank? Well, he said maybe deleted some. He probably private it a bunch of videos and then un-private it them Yeah, something like that. That's probably why I dipped down and then went back up or he's purchasing Views too, and he decided that month not to purchase him then he purchased a bunch to make up for it Maybe maybe that's what I think his card was cancelled

But it's really odd to have that consistent a number of views. Typically what happens is you make a video and you can look at my social blade. We've had videos that went really viral and went really well and I have a huge spike. And then it goes down for a few months and it comes back up again.

It's like that's kind of the natural progression of things. But things get crazier when we look at his gained subscribers per month month after month after month. This is like from January. 22. So it's going back to you. But look, let's have a look at Ken's subscribers. It's very interesting because almost every month, Ken gets 10,000 subscribers. 10,000, 10,000, 10,000, 10,000, 10,000, 10,000. This is crazy too.

If you're listening to this, what he's showing is this is a wave form of a chart. And it's basically every month or every two months he'll purchase 10,000 subscribers and then he won't purchase any and then he'll purchase 10,000 he won't purchase any and so you see it goes 10,000 zero 10,000 zero 10,000 10,000 zero 10,000 zero and it just continues that for a couple of years now every month it's so obvious he's purchasing subscribers you know no ebb and flow it's right it's just like consistent and imagine

You're not buying anything and you get zero a channel though with you know a million subscribers doesn't get anything organically at all This is an anomaly. This is obviously he's buying these subscribers. I wonder what are you right now Lucy? I I could tell you're pissed about what I'll say is it's I think exactly to the point that you just made it is sad So usually when you have higher subscriber the advantage of buying subscribers or buying views or doing those things is That when the algorithm thinks that you have more people focusing on you Then they might pump you more to other people and then you will organically get those views Yes, so to look at something like that is tragic to me. I feel bad because he is literally getting almost nothing.

Again, the zero is probably a rounded number, so maybe he's getting 20 subscribers. It's actually a good thing though, because it tells you the algorithm works. It means that the algorithm knows when they're fake. Because it's not getting any engagement. Right, it's like, wow, we got all these views,

and we got all these new subscribers, and then the next month it draws up. He's probably experimenting. I just gotta put some money in and then it'll happen, right. It's like it's like wow, we got all these views Yeah, we got all these new subscribers and then the next month that Josh obvious probably experimenting like it I just gotta like put some money in and then they'll happen right? No It's probably a good thing and we see a lot of stuff like this. I mean, there's just you know Expose a after expose a of people who do stuff like this and it's just I like I feel bad. I It's I just feel bad. I Wouldn't feel bad. I it's I just feel bad. I Wouldn't feel bad You feel bad for the money they wasted he's a pop is it I don't think there's a lot of money to do this either

Well, I might be doing it One million subscribers I do Buying the subscribers and wearing that t-shirt I'm gonna check when I hit a million subscribers after I buy a million subscribers. It'll be great. But I've been watching you cover this guy for a while and my question is how long has he been doing this to a point where the fatigue of doing it, he just decided to start doing these shortcuts like has he been doing this for doesn't go back that far Yeah, I don't know and then five years ago. He's just like well why bother. I'm just gonna phone it in I'm just gonna

lip-sync and Play a guitar that's not plugged in to a track and I'm gonna buy subscribers because nobody gives a fuck and then now People are like oh this guy has just been doing the shortcuts that He's that he started doing ten, you know five years ago in a 15 year run Cuz like when you can just get burned out with like putting in effort when nobody gives a fuck. Okay, but That says January 22, right? Yeah It doesn't go back that far right a couple years So but I mean a couple of years of doing this consistently doing this but to Andy's point

He's had a channel for over 15. Yeah, and oh it is that long his channels been around that long Yeah, but if you remember the mark Ajax video showed that he was up singing in 1989 Yes So as far as we get everything I just showed that he was lip-syncing in 1989. Oh, okay. Yes. So as far as- Forget everything I just said. As far as being a crowd. No, it's a great question.

It's a good point. Whole new level of me there. And that was one of the big things that they discovered. Like, oh, this isn't like a new thing. Like he's gotten older, his voice is shot. You know what happens to Vince Neil? The list goes on. Yeah.

Yeah. Huh? So we'll jump over to Ken's channel, Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy. Very well laid out channel this actually, I've got to give it to you Ken, it's very good. But let's have a look at the difference in the ratio. So as we've seen he's got 1.23 million subscribers. Fair enough, we've seen how he could have got those. Um, 1.23 million subscribers.

Okay. Fair enough. We've seen how he could have got those, but let's have a look at these, the views he gets on his videos. Two weeks ago, you did a video. It's got 12,000 views. 12,000. I don't know what percentage that is. Somebody who's very much smarter than they could tell you. It's like 1%. That's like, uh, one of the easiest percentage I know Zeroes pretty easy. That's an opi ratio right there

That's embarrassing to have that many people subscribed in that few number of years Well also and I think he had the social blade turned on so up at the top like when before he was scrolling down You could see it said something like 1.2 million views in addition to 1.2 million subscribers right? But yeah, one literally subscribers. That's literally embarrassing. Yeah, that's the least about you could probably It's less than the least amount that you could possibly Right there, it's less than the least about If you posted one video I could give you that. Right. But he has posted more than one video. Yeah and those 1800

videos. Oh my god. Yeah. You have 1.23 million subscribers and only 12,000 people watched your video Ken. Okay the magic to great live singing 10 amazing tips 17,000 views what's going on here, man? At least buy some views that makes it look up decent in newest video not a bad song actually I liked it I'm not a Judas Priest fan. I've got the first album. That's it was a British deal or whatever it is I can't remember whatever but um Not a bad song. Oh, now we're shitting on Judas Priest. From the Judas Priest. Now I'm mad.

Judas Priest asked you to join them? I'm not sure. Only you could tell us that. I'm sure you would. So yeah, there's your videos. Well, okay, 45,000. Still nothing like 1.23 million subscribers, Ken. Can you answer that?

Who's subscribed to you? 11,000 views from nine days ago there you go i don't understand so i just wanted to show uh another example of a big channel that i enjoy and look at the social blade of that just to give you a comparison so you don't think that like well it's probably it's all rounding errors and stuff So Tim Dylan, I'm a big fan of so I was checking out Tim Dylan's Social Blade from his YouTube and If you look at the views every month, it's what you'd expect. Some months are great. Some months are not as great He obviously did something very big in July and got almost 8 million video views.

And in that month of July, he also got 54,000 subscribers. So there's a correlation that makes sense. Actually, this whole thing correlates pretty well, but you can see that it really does like kind of ebb and flow. You know, there's 13,000 subscribers and then 9,000 and then 4,000 15. like that's what you would expect Every month is gonna be a little bit different based on the videos you put out and we're at a mouth He's got a Netflix deal and all sorts other factors for people to find you on YouTube Come on

Where's a wig Okay, man, he wears a wig That's not his real hair. All right next week at WTP. We're gonna expose Kent Ameland for not having real hair Yeah, we'll do that. I don't care I'm not scared to go there Alright another update for all of us and god damn it. I fucked it up again Wish you weren't a liar. Where did I put my other sounders for this guy? I don't know sad is now it's just a weekly tradition Chris made one at the end of their main one I don't know where they are. I didn't put them on my board for some reason

But let's get a quick update on Steel Toe because it is Steel Toeberfest So we are celebrating, we are celebrating Steel Toeberfest and He's been very positive lately. He's changed the structure of his show a little bit where now he does a thing where if you get a hundred dollars in the first hour of the show you Don't have to listen to the rest of the show. I can't remember the rules change so quickly. I just drew a blank. I want that beats for the show and everything keeps changing on it, but he's got a positive outlook. He doesn't beg as much. He says, Hey,

we're just going to hope it happens. If it doesn't, no big deal. I'm not stressed out about it. You finally broke him. Oh, not just me. I mean, he's just broken. Yeah, he's he's broke. He broke himself. Definitely. So this is big news coming in from Aaron Imholt of Steel Toe just this week. Great news for people getting their VIP packages filled. You guys knocked out Monday night yesterday and got yourself an hour of overtime, and I appreciate that.

And then last night, they went ape shit in the first hour of the evening show, knocking out everything, officially putting steel toe back in positive ink. Every... Oh, he's got the applause thing going too. It's a hack radio bit I just realized. Okay, so he is finally in the black again.

All right. We're net positive for the year. I know. I've been stressing about this for months. This is a big deal. Everything that happened back in Labor Day, every day we took off during the swinging era, all of that. I mean, that happened back in Labor Day. You mean we took off during the swinging era, all of that. I mean, they have it back in Labor Day. You mean when you were arrested for a felony

and went to jail and missed episodes because of that? You're just like, yeah, you know, Labor Day. Swinging, swinging era. I was busy. Yeah, yeah, everyone's got that walk dog. I was cooking hot dogs. And we were doing that stuff. That stuff made whole again, made good. Steel toe is back in the black. So every time we

hit the goal, there's a little bit of a, there's a, there's a, we breathe a little deeper each time we knock it out. So Johnny yesterday and Matt yesterday, the the last pay they will receive from my personal Venmo. It's the last. Johnny's not amused by that. No. He's like, just pay me. What do you mean? I don't care where it's this whole thing where he's doing this weird accounting on his end where it's like, well, I work for Steeltel but I'm Aaron Imholt and so Aaron Imholdt has been paying these guys for their services, but now steel tow is gonna pay them for their services Yeah, it's a company owned by one guy. That's what I was gonna say

We who nobody else cares about this It's so stupid no one cares how much money you're making except you but the reason maybe Johnny crutches But the fact that he's bringing up over and over again is why we talk about it, right? It's it's so bizarre to me. It doesn't make any sense It's the one that will come from the personal Venmo hopefully ever and you see how Johnny's responded It's just like why are we talking about how you pay me and who it's coming from? It's like can for once can I get paid without guilt attached to it? It's a weird conversation be having on air, when he brings up. You know month ago. He's going Johnny's been cool

I'm not gonna pay him right away, but he's fine with that These are conversations to have off air. What do you mean? Sounds awesome Aaron pay me whatever you want. I'll just keep working for free I got to qualify everything, so when I tell him that he's not getting any money, then it won't be unexpected. Yeah, we had Gino on this little piggy. Yeah.

And that was interesting, what he had to say if anyone kept on with us. Yes. They would know that he wasn't getting paid, he's supposed to be getting paid, until he asked, are we done? You owe me some money. He's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we we'll take care of it so I can only imagine what's

going on with Johnny and Matt too and back to business as usual so back back to making money for the fans so we can give it to my god he's wearing movie quote t-shirts now Jesus I didn't even notice that was the first thing he's got a good fella shirt do some laundry with funny how Joe Pesci what does making money for the fans mean dude let me back that up sorry I got distracted because when he gets money then he can do better for the fans. Oh, so that's not true. Frog wash. I'm a fan, I like his begging parts.

That's a big one. Yeah, get to the begging. I wanna see that big money. He does it when he doesn't make money. And Mo, hopefully ever, and back to business as usual. So back to making money for the fans so we can give it to them. Thank you guys so much.

Oh, maybe not. Wait, you're gonna give money to me? Yeah, sounds like a cash bonus. So, I'm a fan. It's the opposite. It's the opposite. Making money from the fans to give to him. It sounds like we're gonna hit the goal. It's so ridiculous. I'm so excited. In his mind, a discount is the same as us making money So when he said I can lower the goal instead of 350 today, it's 320. I'm like, holy shit I just made 30 bucks. No, that is not his logic. I swear to God. Oh my god. I swear It's like a chick going shopping during a sale No, no you spent money you fucking idiot we talking about

Not you obviously the bacon grease theory Am says just stop streaming on YouTube. Let's go rumble only okay. We let me skip through because there's another big There's another big announcement coming on and I think we're gonna find out why all the sudden steeltoe is gonna be profitable again. We were gonna make this announcement. Matt had some really, he doesn't want me to tell the specifics, but Matt got some really incredible life news. It's not like a pregnancy or anything like that.

He could walk. What do you think about that, Johnny? That's pretty incredible. His legs work. Isn't that amazing? I just realized that me saying it that way could come off that way. Matt got some really incredible life news

and will not be able to maintain the show schedule that he does now. Matt certainly can do the show whenever he wants, but Matt is not going to be able to maintain the schedule. I'll be honest, Matt can barely maintain the schedule with us that he has now I mean he puts so much work into it. I can understand here. We show some of all that prop He's got all those zingers coming out all the time. Yeah Yeah, buddy mad Two other people do the show with them it used to be all these people A little bit

I mean just I have obviously I have Gino and Keanu on my mind a little bit right now because they were both just on This little piggy But doesn't it remind you a little bit of how he kind of backtracked and explained why they were no longer gonna be on The show yes like that is one So stupid we know what's going on here. It's cost-cutting measures over at steel toe ink we get it Oh, what's going on here? It's cost cutting measures over at Steel Toe Inc. We get it. For the fans.

I mean, Matt, God bless him, is going from work to home shower, change, eat, and then scrambles over here. And sometimes, you know, he's about five, 10 minutes late, whatever. This is what's insane to me about this. All of us started doing this as a hobby because we thought it'd be fun to tell jokes and have a fun little show.

And then people started watching and giving us money We appreciate that so it's turned into more than a hobby so Anyone it's just like whether you're going bowling after work or playing softball or going to band practice or whatever It's just like oh my god. I work so fucking hard. I have a day job I have to go bowling with my friends. It's like yeah, it's not that big of a deal that I'm He's saying, what's his name, Matt? Matt joined a bowling league, is what you're telling us. This is his bowling, well, right, that's probably true too. He just doesn't want to do his dumb, embarrassing shit. That's the big life news, yeah. He really busts his ass to get here. So, Matt had some really good developments

that he's been working really hard to accomplish in his life. He accomplished them and it's going to put him on a almost like a come in when you can basis. Yeah, my God. If any of you guys ever talked, if you ever talked about me like that, Carl's been working really hard towards some goals and he made some accomplishments. Like fuck off. What a grown man. You would never accomplish anything.

Well, that's true too, but it's also a weird way to talk about a friend very yeah Oh, they're friends the older you get the better you do in life That's kind of how it's supposed to go right so I was gonna ask I Figured that maybe some of the excitement about money had to do with him finally eating the butter for $50 But I think about that anyone to chat know that I will say today I ate a stick of butter and that will be up on my patreon soon is that true yes once over with Kaylee See ay le why you could do that after the magic bag show no well I don't it'll probably be up right after that. I'm just saying like you bought a new outfit. Oh, yeah

It's gonna tomorrow's drive is gonna be gross Just saying like you bought a new outfit. Oh, yeah, it's gonna tomorrow's drive is gonna be gross Now she tells us yeah, I it was so don't pay Aaron to do it just come watch me do it all right very good Seamless with the evening show so we're gonna do two things We are going to be lowering the evening show goal, okay by Okay, this is interesting. By however much I paid Matt. Well, you would think so, right? So it's 250, the evening show goal is always 250.

And so he's gonna lower it because now Matt's not gonna be on there anymore. Oh, he's passing the savings on us. I would think, what's he paying Matt? 75, 100, I don't know. That seems like a lot for him. What's he paying him? Oh? God I have to do math. I'm really sorry. I think 20 bucks a show

You've got to be kidding me so Matt's no longer on the show and the viewer saved 20 bucks an episode Skin flint that's insane. He was making $20. Oh my god. That's awful It really is. We're going to be lowering the evening show goal by 20 bucks a show and Thank you guys. Only $2.30 for steel toe in the evening? Pitch me I must be sleeping right now. This is crazy. Thanks very much for For all your support and getting us to a place where we can do that. And then, like I said, I want 2025 to be a year where I take some pay cuts and lower some goals

because it's shaping up that way. The Gustav line. What kind of goal is that? Speaking of goals. Yeah. I wanna make less money next year. Why? Why not do a better show and get more viewers and make more money?

Tell most shows trajectory is he's really gearing up for being lame. He has no idea how any of this works It's insane magic going into your boss and being like hey can I get a demotion next year? Think he has been overpaying. Yes, you can Getting money off him in the divorce. I don't know. It's a good question. That might be why that might be why Oh, maybe he wants to screw her over. Yeah All right. Well speaking of what's going on with his relationships There's more coming up here from this piece and I went why don't you no pressure come in whenever you can? He goes all that works. See ya saves me some money, too

you can. He goes, Oh, that works. So yeah, saves me some money too. All right. So he's admitting that Matt getting a promotion at work, and not being able to do the show according to Aaron is saving him some money. Special guest Matt is way better than part time employee Matt. Right? I love I love special guest Matt. Jesus, he's saying this out loud. He's a the quiet part out loud. I know. He's insane. I love not paying Matt. Jesus, he's saying this out loud. He's saying the quiet part out loud.

I know he's insane. I love not paying my friends to do the shows. It's fantastic. Not that Matt has anything to show. You know, just Johnny Crutches. But Aaron, when he had the dynamic with him in April, at least there was a show element to it. They had a little caddy back and forth and there was something going on.

Now you watch Aaron, he's just reading the chat and watching a video that amuses him and going, oh my God, reading the chat as a format. It's the worst. So sad. What do you mean? Trucker Andy's a fucking loser. It's a pathological loser.

A trucker 18 Wheeler says, Squirmy and Grubs live in Minnesota. Nope, I'm not meeting anymore, Minnesota streamers I know how that shit ends. No, thank you. I love the holy wealth I think the worst that could happen the girl I'm with as my therapist told me this week is my get ready for gayness My heart song according to his therapist told him His current girlfriend is his heart song He's gonna explain it but first off no, why are you telling us what your therapist said to you? Oh, yeah

He's proud therapist. I am NOT giving up my heart my second my trophy wife my second trophy wife You know whatever live laugh learn you know Give it away give it, give it away now. Yeah, that's how it goes. The love of my life. So she's a minor? No. And I'm not giving it up to squirmy.

Or Glyph of the Kittas joke, guys. Glyph of the Kittas, everybody. Gums or whoever it is. No thank you. I learned my lesson, meetin' other Minnesota streamers. Keep your flamingos, keep your pineapples, keep your green doors or whatever it is. You disgust me.

Ananalas says, oh God, Aaron's gonna be married by New Year's. No! Like, this is... My dad said you'll be engaged again by Christmas. I won't be. No, your dad said, don't be engaged again by Christmas. I won't be no your dad said don't get engaged again by Christmas Stop your being a child with these relationships. I won't be what's your therapist say?

Really, I promise you'll be married by Christmas. Yeah, and skip over engagement shit I'm already I'm already booking venues. What are you doing? Can't spell engage without gay Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then the third weddings not even a date, you know, Kloppo Graham says he's definitely gonna be engaged Here we go. I'll tell you this I would give SP like a nice real wedding I wouldn't give her the second trophy wife, you know So he's talking about slam piece his current girlfriend and now he has to Say that the wedding he had with April was garbage and she's trash and that's why he gave her a trash Wedding such a charmer. I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to marry him be the third wife of this guy

It's gonna be an amazing thing this I don't go to therapy. I don't know very good tell much Yeah, yeah Go to therapy. I don't know very good tell much. Yeah. Yeah everybody normal I could have a conversation a lot of problems. Yeah, this smacks of my when I left therapy my Therapist said we made a lot of progress today, and that's a win for the toe and now he has to bring it to fucking Content like he's making all these great strides in his post divorce relationship When I was talking my therapist was writing notes and nodding her head The affirmative so I was making a lot of good points. I did really good

At some point does the therapist say can you stop calling her slampy? How's lampy's doing? Yeah, right? Let's go drink our balls off in Vegas wedding. I'd give her the nice real one that a nice gal deserves. Oh, the cheap one. He's already talking about his third wedding. He's already fantasizing about what that's going to look like. I frequently think that nobody wants to get married more than I do. And nobody has gotten married more than I have.

But he is Absolutely topping me on gotcha beat on this 110 he's already planning his third divorce I well I mean I'm planning my third fourth I'm not planning the wedding might be a worse decision-maker than you are it's possible It's not saying anything about anybody else is just saying I'm That's that's what I would do engaged by Easter Is SP look at how much fun he's having with this. It's so cute to have me It's like I know guys would that be crazy if I just got engaged again. I just got married again I'd be just like Ross and friends, right?

The door here Right, I'm so wild you guys all big Dorser He's got a kid like a freak. Yeah, you gotta think about that you would think so yeah Let's stop creating new forever mommies for these poor Mommies that's how a Peter heard about that right? Where he had the kids say to April when he got engaged to her, will you be our forever mommy? Yeah. Use the kids as pawns.

I already did the puking drop. Yeah. Yeah. There's something about these low cows using their kids as pawns. I have to play this clip because it's the perfect segue from a steel toe clip. This is from John show yesterday and it's gonna be better money money. I need money. Money alert money alert money alert. I'll be keeping that on the board. I'll definitely be keeping that on the board and actually the

great Simu sent this to me. This is also perfect. Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now. Oh, it's sunny. Perfect.

Submation of all these stupid shows that we're watching. All right. Let me quickly explain what's going on in the Dabbleverse. I talked about this with my buddy drew lane yesterday I have some of those clips that I played with him some additional ones that I want to get to but Vince the lawyers once again ruining the dabble verse. Mm-hmm. This is what he does best. He's having all this fun manipulating John as usual and Obviously with ESO dough being caught with all of this CP,

a lot of people criticizing the Shuli network for having him as a producer. And of course he was Shuli's friend before that. And it's an awful thing that most normal people go, oh, that sucks. We hate child exploitation. We don't like sex trafficking of minors, all of this is terrible.

And then people like Vince and John and Kevin Brennan go, oh, how do we make this so that we look better in comparison, how do we make Sheila look even worse? And so Vince, the lawyer is doing this thing where he's creating these videos, he calls them the Rocco files. He's pretending that Tookie's making them, but he's creating these videos. He calls them the Rocko files. He's pretending that Tookie's making them, but Vince is making these videos

where he's finding all this old footage of Shuley playing video games with kids because Shuley famously likes playing video games online. And when you do that, there's children involved. That's how gaming works. Everyone knows that. So what Vince does is he makes these videos to try to make Shuley look bad.

Now, I don't know if he's trying to say that Shuley is also a creep in the way that Isso Doe is. He's definitely trying to paint him as a creep. Seems illegal. Does. There seems like there could be some defamation or something like that. They would go along with something like that.

I'm not saying he's making any accusations, but John is obviously leaping to whatever because he's a simpleton who doesn't... You can just tell him anything. John falls for propaganda so easily. It's obvious from his political show. He just sees something on MSNBC and just goes, this is the truth. What Vince is doing is he's making these videos and he's posting them on Shooly's Anonymous

in the subreddit, knowing that John will see it there. He's posting it as one of the sock accounts. Then he goes in as his other 18 sock accounts and writes out these comments like wow This is really Danny. Oh, I can't believe I was surely not behind barge yet And then his other side counts like those comments and it's all like this Vince the lawyer Created thing that's going on. Where does he find the time all he has his time all these ambulance driving by that I'm not being I'm convinced. He's not practicing law now family is long gone Then that has zero social life zero friends. You're a fucking loser

He's he's a sociopath so I wouldn't be surprised if no one wants to hang out with them seems very doable very possible so John is Bringing on Rob Saul to watch the latest video that came out so that they can have a well first they want to act like they're very concerned about what's going on of course so here's the titles busted surely offers to pay young boy on today's rocko file i mean could it get worse rob i mean and now there are there's so many observations I have on this, but first, let's just let's just watch it. I won't stop the tape. It's in you want candy can or do some cash?

Yeah, it's a minute and twenty-one. All right. So don't talk over it because it's really creepy. Don't clay it up. Yeah, he has to scold Rob saw a lot in this episode from yesterday because, and John knows this, his co-hosts suck. His guests that come on are terrible. And so he's constantly telling them how to be co-hosts and guests on his show. What's a younger kid than 14?

A younger kid than 14? She really offers to pay a younger kid than 14. A younger kid than 14. She really offers to pay a younger kid than 14. Hold on, I'm paying this kid. Shut your fucking mouth. No loss to a 10 year old. Pay this kid. Shut your fucking mouth. Okay, I'll give you your money. All right, shut up so I can give you your money.

Shut up so I can give you your money. Oh, thank you. All right, where do I give it to? Where do I send it to? Cash app. Okay, what's your cash app? Capital W. The head. Capital K. The head. All right. Where do I give it to where I said the two? Okay. What's your cash? Vince is going through all of these old videos of surely playing video games And this is the most damning thing he could find She had a bet with the kid over a video game lost and then it's gonna pay the honored abet the money that with a child

Yeah, this is what that's damning I mean, did you hear the ominous music? John what am I watching dr. Phil John you hired a kid to wrap your Christmas presents and didn't pay the One son had to come over I forgot about that one son had to come over and do that shit for him You know what John never said to that kid what's your cash app It's just like I don't have anybody right now. I know what that is. I'm good for it Tell your dad he's one white claws over here. He gets a chance. I might go to bed without a buzz Shut the fuck up. Hey, tell your parents to listen to this. Yeah.

Hello? Hey. He's trying to make us look sinister and evil. I know. She was having so much fun with this. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Like, yeah, you can slow it down.

You can put the music in the background, but it's like he's having fun playing video games and calling people out. So this is John and Rob's reaction to what they just saw. This is crazy. people out. So this is John and Rob's reaction to what they just saw. This is crazy. You're, you're, you're cursing to a 10 year old. I can see the moment. Let's see. So it starts with the producers got was 6,000 images and videos of the most horrendous CP you can think of. The worst thing,

possibly the worst people in the world are doing this kind of thing. jobs like and he's swearing at a 10-year-old Which happened in every Spielberg movie from the 80s? Ten-year-old probably said worse Pricing thing is that the kid didn't use the n-word Yes, it's gamer words going out of these things and absolutely right. That's all that happens on video games. There's gamer words going out of these things. You're you're you're cursing to a 10 year old. Now I can see them. Let's see how they spin this one. You know, silent mic. Oh, like John,

like you never cursed in front of no, no, no, you don't fucking go online and play games with a fucking stranger. A 10 year old, start fucking getting his fucking cash app. Wow, what an idiot. First off, this happens every second of every day. People go online and play video games with strangers. Some of them are children. A lot of them are probably it's video games. And then he's like, and then get into his cash app. No, he wanted to send them money. You understand how any of this works? Infiltrating his phone.

Yeah, John, see the way it works is it goes both ways people don't always just send you money when you demand it for fucking Constantly sometimes other people send other people money. You wouldn't be able to relate to that Again, he's horrified that surely honored a bet. He can't wrap his fucking mind around that Yeah, remember, I mean and this kid's 10. Oh Ted don't you own don't you owe Alex Jones $100 John Alex died yeah, yeah, that's what I meant What are the Alex's yeah and start calling him a little shit and and shut the fuck up and everything else. This is why nobody likes you. Yeah, nobody likes you. Ten year old. You're telling nobody like a fucking ten year old, you fucking asshole.

All right. So John's pretending to get all worked up over this performative, John over to the sportsmanship. Yes. And she hit sportsmanship. Could you not hear the kid pushing back even harder? I mean, right they're all busting each other Yeah, that's the entire point. That's the entire point of that and Rob's also spineless. He has to be like, yeah You know, he's saying no one likes them That really resonated with Rob I'm going around right now, too

That's like I tell my kids that if they beat somebody online and gaming that they have permission to say I'm a 10 year old you got Be by a 10 year old right this kid's parents is probably sitting over their shoulders I mean not definitely but like sure it's a possibility Oh in this episode of the clips, but it's like I would like to get to the actual parents and let them know what's going On it's like yeah, they know yeah, they probably get it cut yeah Parents are very happy about the extra income if you beat any shoelace today, and they actually pay you We'll take 50% right using my internet under my roof They probably negotiated you down but all right, so

As you just saw john's all worked up look at his face right now. Can you believe this is going on? 12 minutes goes by and they forgot how appalled they were by all of this. And I don't know. I don't know. I like how the 10 year old has no respect for surely either. He's like a fucking bitch. You got beat by a 10 year old. Yeah, you fucking bitch. Even though like the 10 year old, he got bested by a 10 year old. Yeah, the 10 year old is just like, wow. You guys said that part. What a fucking douchebag loser you are. No, that's what you say.

Douchebag loser. That's your catchphrase. So they just repeat the same thing over and over again. But you notice that it's almost like Vince's video didn't work very well because 12 minutes later they're like, yeah, it's pretty funny. That kid was calling him out, right? That wasn't the point. There was ominous music, remember?

And ages of children I mean you're supposed to be upset about this yeah, they surely supposed to be taking advantage of the kit right there They're missing the point here. They're starting to have fun with that I would also pay good buying to watch John play a ten-year-old in a video game any game or an IQ test Yeah, yeah, that'd be fun. Tell we'll start with pong Wait did you say Hungry hungry Gabe he likes to bring out from time to time. Oh, this is hilarious right here. Jack's gonna take credit for something. That's insane

And let me tell you something Rob All right, let me just because because when you said silent mic and shit, you know, I make up nicknames that everybody uses. And I don't care. And I brought back the saying, I didn't make it up, but that's a fact, Jack. And now everybody says it. It's fine, but it was me that brought it back.

I'm not saying I wrote it, but I brought it back. Oh, you didn't write that one? I don't wanna take full credit for that's a fact, Jack. But it was me that brought it back. I'm not saying I wrote it, but I brought it back For that's a fact Jack it's an amazing phrase to king of the names king of the Hogs are also popular again This is how his brain thinks He's like yeah, I'm the Duke. I came up with that. I brought that's a fact Jack back I don't hear other people using that only to goof on him. Yeah We used it one of those deep fake videos that we did we were goofing on John That's something dumb that he says yeah, but John's mind is just like yep there. I'll steal it from me

Now I just want to point I I know some insider information on how all of this is working and how John's being manipulated by Vince the lawyer and I've been telling John this for years. Vince is trolling you all the time. Sometimes he has Carl all the time. Vince is trolling you. And here's another example of that. Bob is just, I mean, just a disgusting human being. And then he asks, he asked the other guy, you hate Vince. He goes, you know, tell John I'll pay him 500 if I can come on the show. I'm like, no, no, Bob, I don't like you. I would never have you on. You're a scumbag.

And why? Yeah, whatever. Vince can do what he wants, but I'm not friends with Vince, but I have no problem with Vince. But yeah, I don't know. Well, he keeps saying that it's trying to kiss up to fucking Bob Levy like Bob Levy some Superstar tag. I know I know that's that that that's where I draw the line because it's like yeah But Bob's not done. I'm like Vince. He's an idiot and you know what? I don't care if it's I'm gonna break your little thing here Vince has told me off the air. He he knows Bob's not bright. Okay, I Happen to be in a text thread with Vince where he shares these things with us.

So he texted John and said, Bob will pay you 500 bucks to come on your show. Bob's in this text thread with me. Bob was laughing about that. And he shows in the text, he took a screen grab of his text thread with John. John going, no, I don't want to have Bob on my show. So John's such a pussy. A, he wouldn't take 500 bucks to let Bob come out and have a conversation with him, John going, no, I don't want to have Bob on my show. So John's such a pussy.

A he wouldn't take 500 bucks to let Bob come out and have a conversation with them, which is insane because he acts like he's such a tough guy. He wants to just show up to their house and talk. You want to just talk. He came on the show to talk, but also Bob never did that. Bob doesn't want to pay you $500 to come on your show. Vince is lying to you. Like he's always lying to you.

Everything he says to you is a lie and you buy it because you're a moron and you never learn. And then John goes out and he goes, just so you know, Vince doesn't think Bob's smart. Right. Also, John, you know, that's a lie that Vince says. Another lie is that Bob wants to come on your show and pay you 500 bucks. Do you see how this works now? Do you see why dealing with Vince is a giant waste of time? Because everything he says is a lie. He's so stupid. Because Vince knows John's not bright. When he goes, by the way, he thinks Bob's pretty stupid.

He thinks you're really stupid. He's been able to manipulate you for years, back and forth, up and down, friends, enemies, friends, enemies. It just keeps going on and on in this cycle. It's like Ken Tamplin's bot boss subscribers It's just up and down up and down Predict it Farber's almanac I could figure it out next year

I already know what's gonna happen with you and Vince the lawyer. It's like fucking idiot WNBA and daylight savings time savings time. Now that's a call back I can't get behind. I'm not even sure how that works. Okay and this is another thing that Judd's always talking about. We've talked about this for the last year. Bob Levy was on MLC and the Shuley Network. Kevin Brennan, this is going to sound very surprising to people, hates Shuley. Can you believe it? Kevin Brennan became enemies with Shuley. So it was this weird tug of war where Bob's on both the shows and meanwhile Kevin hates Shuley. So eventually Bob left MLC and is just on the Shuley network. And he's got the Levyverse thing going too.

But he's mainly on the BS show and Uncle Rico show. And John's been saying that Bob's gonna leave leave Shulie's network any day now. He's been saying this for a year. Every fucking episode. He's been wrong every episode for a year. You'd think at one point, I guess I was wrong about that. Nope. He's still talking about that.

It's only getting worse and worse. And you know what, Rob, like at what point, and you know Bob more than me like at what point and you know Bob more than me at what point is you gonna go? Okay, you know what? This is this is this is getting too weird for even me Yeah, at what point is Bob going to leave yeah any day now John I would imagine for sure It's like Jimmy Kimmel bumping Matt Damon. It's right. I can never Think it's not a thing except for he thinks Matt Damon is backstage. Yeah Tonight show we never would have done that demand so unprofessional He's so fucking dumb he also said in there

I just want to correct his grammar cuz John's a always correct people's grammar. You know Bob more than me. Better than you? Is that what you meant by that? No, more than. Not more than? And so Rob comes in, because Rob doesn't like Bob. But Bob, again, stands for absolutely fucking nothing. Rob, what do you stand for? You sit there and agree with everything John says, all the bullshit that comes out of his mouth.

You don't want to upset the guy. You'd never push back. What does Rob Saul stand for? Dogs. Does anyone know? Like aside from having sex with dogs, what other platform does Rob bring to any show that he's on? Nothing.

But Bob's the one who stands for nothing. Okay. Great. I know. I know. it's fucking, it's unbelievable. He met us. He met wife number what four or four or five. I don't know. Whatever this one is the fixer upper. He finally got his car accident money to fix up her bacon belly and all that. And he met her by DM and her on a Twitter saying you want to date. What are they call that? When you buy a house and it's a,

yeah, a fixer upper. Rob just said it several times, a fixer upper and John goes, Oh, you know, there's a word when you buy a house, it's similar to that. It's a real fixer upper. Yeah. Yeah. It could be good. Just got to put some money and work into it. It's a real fixer upper. Is it a fixer-upper? I thought there's another term for it. Hmm. I can't remember But that is funny. I just can't remember the term. All right. It's a fixer-upper

Can't remember the term we're telling it to you over and over again It's a different kind of stupid. I guess that's what they call it when you have a fourth wife What do they call it when you date your aunt on your birthday? Yeah, what happened when you lose your wife to your cousin and then date your aunt? You know, let's watch this one last time just for And then I want to play some other stuff But so they're gonna watch that video that they just watched they're gonna watch it again But now he's got a different setup now. They've already seen it. You know, here we go everybody everybody for everybody tuning in right now. This is

literally Julie agar uh-huh playing a video game with a 10 year old. Okay using profanity And then having to get beat by the 10 year old whoa and has to pay the kid no more though head and has to pay So Rob has this mask that kind of looks like Shulie's got glasses and the beanie on there And he keeps pulling it out and John again telling his guests that now you're doing it wrong. You're being a bad gas You're being a bad gas. Don't put that don't bring that up. I like you said he goes no don't do that right now and then Rob saw I like he said he goes no don't do that right now and then Rob saw

You guys hear this setup before was just like this is super creepy now He's like now you're gonna see him using profanity and then losing to attend. You're like, all right How damning is this? using profanity and Then having to gets beat by the ten-year-old and has to pay the kid no 10 year old and has to pay the kid. No more though head and has to pay the kid. And so here we go. All right. So they pull it up again. John's going to show it again. Now, this is such a nothing that's happening here that Rob is falling asleep. Tell you no seven year old is welcome on my show. I'll tell you,

tell you that much. No, but Rob, I mean, and do you notice that that truly gets triggered by the kid? Cause the kid goes, I just lost to a 10 year old and, and that makes him go, but he gets angry and starts cursing at the kid and shit. Yeah. I mean, Rob's like, we kind of covered that job. Can Robby kind of trailed off there?

Yeah. No, he calls him father. Watch this. This is great. Surely what's going on? It seems like your own mood just went down. I'm fine. No, you're not. Did I say you want to send it? Fuck the head. The head was creeping me out. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're good. Did I say you want to send fuck the head the head was creeping me out? I'm sorry I think it's just bored. Yeah, your show is just boring. I think he didn't like getting scolded He doesn't like getting scolded. I don't like my head bit. I don't know. Maybe you show the Shooley video a third time He was pouting a little bit, but also Jen your show is boring. This is 45 minutes It's gone by and all they've talked about is this video,

and let's watch it again, and let's see this thing. You're not in the radio. Yeah, I thought Homebird's morning sickness was repetitive. Right, no, we got the six o'clock hour, then the seven o'clock hour, we're gonna reset everything again. The topics are LeBron James has his son playing with him.

Can you believe it? And then this is great. So there's this weird dynamic between Rob and Vince the lawyer, because Vince the lawyer is putting things out there that Rob not only is trying to fuck his aunt, but is unsuccessfully trying to fuck his aunt. And Rob doesn't like that,

because I think he really is trying to fuck his aunt. So, it's pretty close to home. Because if you told me like, oh, Carl, you're trying to fuck your aunt, I'd pretty close to home because if you told me like oh, okay You're trying to fuck your anabac no, I would bother me. I would you know rail against someone I'm there you say that which and right so this is They're talking about John's gonna come to New York for the Yankees World Series games, and they're gonna go to the Belmont Tavern

Where John likes to go with dirty Dirty Deeds and Dablin Dan. You know, Lover is in the chat. He's a legend. Whatever. Yeah. Whatever's going on and so there's this issue with Rob and Vince not getting along. Are they both going to come to the dinner and John can't get a sentence out here. Courtesy of Vince, your arch nemesis lawyer. He's, your arch nemesis lawyer. He's not my arch nemesis. I just don't know.

I know. I know. I look, I mean, you know, I mean, obviously, you know, you're coming to, you know, you know, I'd rather you be at the Belmont because because I vote, you know, I offer that to you. And so it's fine Wow what a mumbling stumbling yeah prick both of them are staring at their shoes yeah like you know like I know

it's so embarrassing these two make sure that his friends are there. Imagine being this bad at podcasting and then doing a show about everyone else sucks. It's crazy. All they do is come out of the show and go, Bob Levy's terrible, and Shuley's terrible, and Carl sucks. They just mumbling idiots talking about nothing, rewatching the same video that Vince put on a platter for you. Here you go.

Here's your show prep. There you go. And they can't do anything with it. They don't know if there should be appalled by it or mocking Shulie. Maybe if we play it again. Yeah, right. Let's find a different angle on it. Like, oh yeah, same video.

Okay. They turn it literally upside down. Shulie's a bad guy. No, the kid's a bad guy. Let's play it sideways. Now Rob's a bad guy. Yeah, Shulie's bad in field games. See if the devil's bad guy. Let's play it sideways

It went from she was a creep and should go to jail to she was bad at video games Okay, yeah, I don't know what to think right now one of those things is way worse than the other But this is how stupid John is that John's now explaining that Vince the lawyers the stupid one Because he doesn't know where to draw the line when it comes to trolling people. He's not a bad guy. He just doesn't know where the line is and he doesn't know what the ramifications are what he does. And shit he says, he doesn't understand because he's not divorced. He doesn't understand that there are a lot of things that

you don't, you know, they just don't want to, you know, look, you know, when Howard Stern got divorced with Alison in the divorce settlement was that he couldn't talk about her anymore. I mean, that's just so he's got to understand. And, but I warn him and I say, I'm not talking about, and then what does he do? He's got to try and push the envelope. No, no. So wait, telling Vince not to do something doesn't work?

He still does it? What? You don't do that, no. You know, how many times I got to tell you, you're like a child. You know, if I say no, no means no. It's almost like you're the dumb one, John. Doing the same thing over and over again,

expecting different results. I keep telling Vince to stop trolling people and doing these things, and he keeps trolling people and doing these things. He's such an idiot. Doesn't that also sound, though, kind of like something that Vince the lawyer would have said to him

when he was talking himself out of a jam? You know, like he would have said to John, well, you know, sometimes it's just hard for me to figure out exactly where that line was. Right, yeah. And then now John is saying- That's how he manipulates where that line was right. Yeah, and then Exactly. Yeah, he doesn't know where the light is. I can literally hear the manipulation in this clip That's a great point because they'll get into these arguments and then until I beg I wasn't I just I'm dumb John. I don't know. I'm not a broadcaster like you manipulate them easily

I'm not divorced like you right. Yes, the judge. no, I get it. You don't understand. That's literally what's happening here. You're smarter than me, John. Like when Vince is always like, you're not a narcissist. We know that. John, that means he thinks you're a narcissist. And he's right. Vince is a smart guy. Much smarter than John. If John never gets on the show and goes, Vince is an idiot, that means John's an idiot. That's what that means, obviously. Uh couple more clips and this is from actually later on in this show.

I didn't get to this yesterday with Drew Lane, but I saw it before I went on Drew's show. And they bring up this clip of Missy B talking about the Anthony Shuley dynamic and how she's not really sure what's going on. She's friends with Shuley, obviously. She's going on. She's friends with Julie. Obviously she's with Anthony. She's not really, she's not putting herself in this, whatever this feud that's going on here. And so after they watch that Rob really shows who he is as a person when he talks about Missy B.

She's a disgusting pig to that Missy B. What a disgusting disgraceful fucking cunt. Missy B. What a disgusting disgraceful fucking cunt Liar This is how incels talk about women this is how he talks about my wife This is how he talks about Bob Levy's wife. So he talks about all women. Yeah disgusting grossy word Missy B is a lovely person beautiful. I've hung out with her many times. She's nothing but nice. She's fantastic. And for Rob to go on and just be like, she's so disgusting and gross. This

is what these incels type into their little chat rooms. Women reject me. I hate women. Do you have an example, Rob? Right. Yeah. Bring up a reason why you would think that that oh, it's because no one's giving you pussy That's that's all that says to me when a guy talks about women like that Every woman that he's mad at and he talks about them like that it means you're not getting any pussy It's very obvious to me. What's going on right there? If you ever met Missy in person you would never say that no of course not she's lovely. Yeah, she's a sweetheart Rob's a fucking idiot. He's been rejected so many times

By the fair by his aunt By his uncle yeah, it's brutal One more clip from the show John has a new song for shooley And I love it when john comes up with a song. I think he thinks he already wrote a song. Let's find out if he did or not. Claire, what a Chad, my man. Thanks for the two bucks.

The dues payer buys views. Oh yeah, oh wait, I had another song. He's a shit way. He's a dues payer. He's a little kid. Look at Rob's body language. He's just like, are we gonna get there, John? Oh, he's a little kid. We'll get Rob's body language. He's also like, are we going to, are we going to get there? John?

He's nervous for his friend, John to come up with something that's interesting or funny right here. I feel it, man. If I was a co-host with this guy and I saw this going on, I'd be like, oh shit, we're not, don't know. Don't know. Do's pay. Uh, he's a little kid. Game pay. No, I don't know. I'll figure it out. He's a shit way. He's a little kid pay.

You know, I'll work it out. Much more gay. It's just not even funny, but, but, um, that's true. Good recap on what you just did not even close to funny Even rob was like It's so it's so embarrassing literally deflated. It's so embarrassing It's even more embarrassing than john realizes because that song that he's singing is a dj dabble song Where they came up with that melody and john thinks he wrote it

Yeah, which is hilarious because he thinks he wrote that song. Yep. He's so fucking stupid. He's like, Oh, I got a new one for this. He's a kid's payer. Jesus. He doesn't even know what he's making fun of. So I was watching a show a little bit today and I'm going to see if I can find this about 31 minutes into the program, he's looking at Twitter. It's about 31 minutes in. Here it is, he pulls up Twitter. And it's how John thinks and acts.

Gonna learn a lot about him here. How stupid he is, he's looking for something. All right, here it is. Now, is Windolicker on to something here? So he's pulled up this tweet from Wendell Licker. And you gotta love Jack. He's like, you know who's making really good points right now? It's Wendell Licker. And so he pulled up this tweet that Wendell Licker put out where it shows Shuley in the infamous interview or lack thereof in the hotel when the Howard Stern show was out in LA and

John tried to mumble through some questions to him and he shows that photo of Shulie with his head down There's an arrow pointed at Shulie and it says in quotes. We've seen the gaming videos. I had hotel staff search your room They found condoms alcohol fireworks and gift cards to GameStop. Why don't you tell me what's going on here Shulie? So candy and gift cards to GameStop, why don't you tell me what's going on here, Shuley? Firework. So- Candy. This is a made up thing about Shuley being a pedophile. He knows what the kids like. Yeah, so it's obvious like this is a thing. And John sees this and someone pointed out,

he's like Eric, he's into his Eric the Midget era where he believes everything he reads on the internet. Yeah. He's like, no, it's someone wrote on the internet. So of course, this is what's going on window. Like a useful dimwit We've seen the gaming videos. I had hotel staff search your room They found condoms alcohol fireworks and give cards to game stop. Why don't you tell me what's going on here? Surely now Now I'm not I'm not saying that any of that is true

Was he caught with these things what he's talking about I'm just implying that he likes to have sex with children the court any legal the quotation marks fool him Yeah, that's right. It's a quote. Yeah from a newspaper. That is a really good point It is the quotation marks are literally fooling him. He has no idea. It looks like a Man assaulting another man. It looks like to me For a guy you turned on So with titches and constantly talking to attorneys you think he would know not to apply People have sex with minors when they don't. But what I am saying, like, here he writes, it would

seem Ray offers free baseball cards for plausible deniability surely could learn some for race playbook rather than leave himself open. Give me your PayPal info. Yeah, give me your what the fuck just happened. Give me your info. I don't know like what's that all about? He was paying him money John I know again to Andy's point earlier It's a foreign concept to you when you owe someone money you ask them what their cash cap is So you can transfer the funds. Yeah, when you go to brunch with somebody you Venmo them after the fact

No, no, no, they know I'm good for it. I'll get them next time No, no, no, they know I'm good for it. I'll get him next time Let me fucking finest he's so stupid I do like watching him use the internet he's so bad But you know and then I think that muttering Jay voice of reason I mean, oh, yeah, okay, so It does seem really odd really odd. Take your time, John. You're just on a show. So then muttering Jay then responds to the window that

says if Southerning John knew what we know about surely Moles may very well have asked such a question. Now that's astute. That's astute. Asked such a question now, that's astute. That's astute You would have asked him about the GameStop gift certificates that don't firework the Alcohol

Christ what a fucking idiot you can't get minors pregnant. All right, I don't know what that anyway Neither here nor there. I know probably off color. That's like that. He is stupid. He's a next level stupid. And he thinks that people are on his side too. It's hilarious cause he'll just see Vince's sock accounts and Reddit going out. John nailed it with this one. He's looking at this tweet. Oh, it's the easiest game to play. It's the easiest game. Manipulating John is the easiest thing to do in the world. And if nobody ever posts this and she was anonymous or heck worse anonymous, he'll never

see it and he won't learn. And if he does see it, he won't learn. No, that is for sure. And Lucas joining us, I wasn't sure if he was going to, you know, he's got a long drive from Minnesota to Michigan But there he is Cardiff electric. Hello. Hello. Hey, it's going on Cardiff. I'm on the road right now Okay, you have any other costumes for Halloween this year just know just a fire thing isn't this good enough for you It's great. I love it. It's bad. That's where your gay costume all month. I know I do it during pride month, too You might notice I do card if I do him buddy

For the live shows this weekend excited. I've shown just one One side easy double-con two. It's just one show we gotta do It's nowhere near double-con three either. Oh my gosh double-con three That's crazy nuts We also have speaking people who are going to be with us this weekend Review girl Annie is here. I was like Annie is already there in Detroit. Oh hello What's going on? Annie? How you doing? I am already here. Yeah, I'm out here in Detroit. I'm in Berkeley more specifically dogs All right people are gonna figure out which Airbnb you're in

They're gonna start sending you refreshments Are you ready to poke a dabbler with us Annie? I'm always ready I love whether I'm gonna do it or not. It's always a question. That is the question who's gonna poke a dab or it's been a while As since anyone's been able to Annie's turn. I believe a dab or let's Don't count me out motherfucker It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabler Are you ready to play? to poke a dabler I

Mean what the fuck bins you and I don't have records John it happens. I mean either way though. We're just interested in the final product that they're putting out Which is shit? Well, that's the issue. I mean, I was he simultaneously red and gray It's the filter. Yeah. Huge detriment to that entire network. Well, first of all, it's not a network, which is the silliest thing in the world. It's just like this package thing. I mean, and they really think that that's a network. I mean, they really believe that they have a network. Shit, where it's a shitty fucking podcast that focuses on me.

Shit where it's a shitty fucking podcast that focuses on me and it was named by a peto We should just call the show just say the show named by a petal should be honest with the fucking audience People say he doesn't water his lawn in Florida all you have to do is walk around outside So take I can't shake the moniker and the connection they have their pedophile. I mean even when Bob goes on there, it's the pedal network. There's no way I can ever lose that connection. No, it is the pedal network and I guess Phil though is buying views to try and stick it to us, Vince. Why?

What does it say now? It's up to 1500, which I know is horseshit. But see that's amazing. It always happens when Vince the lawyers on the show is whether the views go way up. It's crazy Mm-hmm. Oh that works. It must be frog who's doing that's the only thing that makes sense to me. I like the Gravity the law of gravity does not exist for John's left eyebrow It's amazing how that works. It's floating away But Vince again you and I I mean we don't do it you know i mean i don't wait 10 minutes to

start the show you know i mean i mean i mean i would never i don't know i'm successful like i would never like i don't what did john say next here are your choices. Number one, success makes you more successful. B, success means you are what you do. Next, you can't fake success. Four, the taste of success is sweeter when it's honest. And lastly, my success is real success.

To poke a dappler. That's a tough one. None of it makes sense. Now yeah, I want to say the real answer is one of these lame answers and it was hard to write just a whole bunch of other lame answers. So much nonsense going on. Maybe it's because I'm successful. Like I would never like I don't.

None of this makes sense. All right, I'm going to go. There could have been a couple more uhs after I don't know. Yeah, I understand. I understand. You know, places these things together. I'm going to go with next. You can't fake success. I don't even. Yeah, I understand. I understand. You know place these things together. I'm gonna go next you can't fake success I don't even feel good about it. I feel horrible about that answer Lucy

What do you think that is my first instinct is next you can't fix it. Do you also feel terrible about that? No, I feel like that's the end now. I feel I feel really comfortable Yeah, I I mean I don't That would be my first guess. But in an effort to be card, if I'm going to say number one, success makes you more successful. Okay. I like that. What do you think Annie? I think that this game particularly sounds like to catch an alien because of how Tommy like these answers are. My answer is lastly, my success is real success because John is the narcissist I like that I'm glad you went with Leslie because I also went with next okay

All right, let's find out is everyone next is next is everyone playing at home. What do people have in the chat? Christian black next lot of next there's a Greater good as lastly captain cheese has next Brian chaos next Husey and the discord has three which is not Let's see what's going on and I would never I don't know maybe it's cuz I'm successful like I would never like I don't the taste of success is sweeter when it's honest Wow That's so absurd I was good. I was driving. This is like two days ago. I heard him say this. I'm like this is the game

That is the line Wow Cardiff amazing well Congrats Cardiff you got the answer Brian cases four would be the pandering version pandering Yeah, Brian Quartz. I know when you don't do bullshit, and you could just draw an audience by just being you You know and and using your talents to build an audience not fucking buying views and fake gifted men built your fucking audience you had so Ships and all this nonsense they do over there. It's just like everything is just bullshit And that's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a

dabbler Sit Eugene sit good dog Dabler Sit Eugene sit good dog The only person that can make me excited here what John's gonna say next mm-hmm. That's true. That's a good point although Playing that game in real time like we did on the episode this past week I was that was amazing something to like none of us will ever win But if we ever did like scoring a goal in soccer I had a ton of fun listening to that yeah, that was fun. We wanted to go back to that again, but that's a good Saturday thing

Cuz usually on yeah, that's true. Yeah, if he's not in line. That's the only way that it works You're gonna have a game for us in Ferndale right sending it right now You're gonna have a game for us in Ferndale, right? Sending it right now. Which reminds me that we've done it all and it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

Next week, that's Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. You know I'm gonna tease this.

We are live in Detroit. We got Drew, Mark, Brandon, Andy, Lucy,on Andy Lucy Vinnie Jen Chris Eric Zane Tookie Cardiff og and Annie all Joining us. Where's the meetup tomorrow night? Hmm? We got to figure that out Annie. You're on the ground. Where you at? We're not going to the ghetto There is some Irish pub nearby that some guy says there's an upper floor to Call to try to see if it could handle like 20 floors or 20 people and the ladies like okay So you want to book a dinner reservation knows like no no no no no we're just like

Can can you and the ladies didn't understand so? There's also apparently a Halloween pop-up bar called the skip I'll do more research and see if I could that was just Nick David high school Well, no way there's also a bar called the stuttering retard All right, here's the deal Getting our discord in the WTP Meetup channel, follow me on Twitter. I am going to post where we're going to be hanging out Thursday night. I'll be there a little bit later.

I'm going to the hockey game. So we're going to go to the hockey game. Well, we're going to see Hulk Hogan. Oh, shit, that's right. Hulk Hogan is going to be in Detroit tomorrow night. Yeah, he's got a bunch of different places. Buffalo Wild Wings. There's a bunch of different places

There's a bunch of different places he's stopping at to hawk his new American beer So I'm excited but he's excited about that. So you might actually beat us there. I might get to interview him. Yeah. Yeah again That's right, brother Very good. Oh, no, that was Gene Simmons. I don't know why I'm saying again. Well, because they're both icons. That's true Yeah, they're both big men and you're a big man yourself there Cardiff So this is exciting like I said, we're gonna be doing the live show Friday night and I'm gonna put it out Saturday as a regular Podcast I spoke to the venue about recording the show. I'm hoping this is going to actually happen. Not just fingers crossed. I've actually figured out how we're going to do this. So it sounds amazing. You recording video?

Yep. Video, audio. We'll do the whole thing. So make sure you wear your potato mask so that chance you might get all upset about it. It won't be live though. No, we will not be doing it live. No, no, no. Yes, I will have my disguise in place.

There's no way I'm trusting the Wi-Fi at the magic bag to do. That's smart. A live stream. You can hotspot with your cell phone. No. We're definitely not going to do that. So please join us again next time. Oh no, let me do some plugs first.

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Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Annie, do we have any new reviews? Yes, I'm just gonna read one though. Okay, first one comes or I guess the only one comes in from Nate Rob X Loving Adam Bush's new addition to the double verse. He has a soothing voice That's a nice balance to the ogre stuck in Karl's throat It is a nice pal to the ogre stuck in Carl's throat It is a nice parents I agree with that

He's wonderful. It's also more intelligent. You didn't see that other review any Yes, but you know I I'm just gonna read You girl on this show thank you The show featuring the potato the puppet the orange was the greatest episode of W ATP Was so impressed with the co-hosts even OJ Get some stars who's that from by the way Carter electric Yes No, of course not. Oh, thank you All right, the potato was on very yes. I would hope there'd be a five star for that. Very good

All right, let's hit some voicemails get our voicemail number by going to who are these comm give us a call Let us know your thoughts about the program I'm listening to the latest this little piggy and I'm listening to the latest this little piggy and who the fuck has a TV on in the background or It's like it sounds like they're in a fucking restaurant or some shit like just people talking in the background I'm like, did you not hear that? I have a fuck that like how did you not yell at them? Like I I want to scream and whoever's face that was it's so fucking annoying Great show. Maybe he didn't get there yet, but I did tell Gino to tell his wife to go up to the third

floor so he wouldn't have to hear her while she was on her business call during that show. They live in a very small apartment in Harlem, all right? I don't know what to tell you. His wife was home. Oh, this guy calls back again. Maybe he did listen longer into the channel. And of course, with perfect fucking timing, I resumed the fucking podcast and it's goddamn Gino like I Love Gino Joke about a striking was pretty hilarious Longmore that's funny the one Gino fan

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one. I'm the only one that's a of his. He's constantly interrupting, stuttering John with his cackle. And it makes John worse. When he tackles, John starts lip smacking. It's terrible. Rock and roll on. The lip smacking is getting so bad. He's daring people to watch him for some reason. Oh, you know what? It is Halloween time And so this is appropriate tom meyers brother Called into the show Hey carl This is michael Heard my brother tom's been pissing you off. This is good. Well

I'm turning that turning the tides. We're going away from Jamie Lee Curtis. We're going after Tom this year. So buckle up, baby. It's going down. Don't call me back. That's scary. Is this real? It might be. He seems more talented than this runner. Is this real life?

Right. Oh no. I don't like that. Here's a great question. Hey Carl, I was just enjoying your latest episode on YouTube, which I get thanks to my being one of your Patreoners. I choose to pay annually which not only ensures that I never miss an episode due to any credit card expiry

nonsense but also when I recently scratched up my dancing cane on a boy's night out of the local casino the money I'd saved on paying from paying monthly was more than enough to cover the polishing and refinishing costs. But I was wondering, do you maybe have a convenient and easy to remember URL which you could let me know, which would give us links to all the odd things? Well, actually, yes, whoarethese.com. Wow, whoarethese.com you say? I'll be sure to check it out and I'll keep my payment card hang handy. Hey Siri, hang up. Hey Siri, could you use DuckDuckGo to research the best way to remove bodily fluid stains

such as cum and tears from an inflatable air match? Oh, fuck. All right, just as we rehearsed, thank you very much. I didn't know Christian Blatt did accents. Pretty good. just as we rehearsed thank you very much. I didn't know Christian Blatt did accent. Pretty good. All right, maybe Tom Myers is actually learning something from watching our program. We know he watches it because he strikes me all the time and requests money for my Venmo. Hey, it's Dorkel the Clown calling in. I think that Tom Myers has been listening to a little bit of podcast Karen and taking some notes If you listen to the jokes from the last segment

You'll notice that he has ditched his upward inflection or is fighting against him Yeah, he says something along the lines of as someone who's shopped for and bought Starbucks What discounts? He doesn't really do the fake Scottish upward inflection Valley Girl thing. So keep leaving some notes for Tom and maybe he'll finally shed that title. And my recommendation for the last October is over is going to be the finished podcast episode put it up do it the vanished you get that on our page on the Episode that we had to take down off the internet. We put that back up on page. I always said of that thing

So check that out. I got a note from David Collins. I'm not you put John's audiobook back up. Yeah I know from David Collins. I'm not sure I was talking about this or not But our buddy David Collins from the 30 minute half-hour show said hey, I actually have a guest on Keep it on the deal. I think it's already happens I think I'm allowed to talk about it now But Tom Myers is gonna be a guest on the show because they have any questions for Tom Myers And I said yeah, actually we were talking about this other show We have a theory that he writes out

We were talking about this other show we have a theory that he writes out Setups and then punchlines and then just mixes them up and that's why his jokes don't make any sense I asked him to ask that question goes. I'll make sure to email or ask some We'll get to the bottom of that For that what's it for all producer Chris why has Charlamagne the gods? This is just niggas niggin not been added to the board and put it in heavy rotation. It works in so many situations, bro Kind of disappointed. Yeah But thank you for that Hey, Carl good to see you listen man I gotta clear

this up for you you seem to be very confused by this people aren't gagging because they're brushing their teeth people are gagging because they're brushing their tongue because when you stick your tongue all the way out and you brush your tongue to get all the crud and stuff off your tongue it also helps fight halitosis okay it doesn't make you gay if you gag okay make you gay I'm not gay if I keep telling myself that I'll believe it okay bye I use vodka for that sir and also And also, he's a tongue scraper. Yes, there is a tongue scraper. I think that our boy Nate and Flint might be doing a bit here.

I'm a few shows behind and just heard that other caller call me out. And yes, I can confirm Nate from Flint, Michigan's book is just some bullshit about some romantic shit and some other bullshit So whoever that was you nailed it man And if you're ever up in Flint, I'm the HNIC of Clint, Michigan So, you know we can hang and drink some of the water and shoot some folks, you know, see what happens. Call me back Nate and Flint everybody One more coming in. Gary calling back again.

Hey, Carl, one more add on that money grabbing stuttering John should pay Rob Saul at least 50% of those super chats that he gets since Rob's self carrying the stuttering John podcast. I don't know if that's true. How do you figure Rob's eyes go, yeah, yeah, taking cut. Yeah. I mean, Gary's not far off.

You should be paying him half the super chats. I'll give him that, but it's not like he's hell sparks. Or at least they're at least contributing equally Yeah, it's not a hell sparks who just took over John showing watching the hell spark show and John watching the chat nodding along Wow what a fun show this was It gives me hope that maybe we'll do a good live show at the magic bag. It's gonna be great I'm glad you're not superstitious you have hope to know Oh, I know it's gonna be amazing. Yes. Thank you

And it is gonna be amazing all of us are gonna be there and Eric same. I'm so excited It's gonna be it's gonna be a great Oh My gosh, I got I gotta tell you what Eric, the video Eric Zane sent me today that he wants to play at the live show. I'm going to, uh, yeah. Okay. I'm going to tell you guys after we go offline. Okay, bye. Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. Boom.

Fuck his mom. Boom. Are we done here? I think we are. Bye, Brennan. Mr. Data Head, master of disguise. He can turn into 50 completely different guys. Is he a blind or is his hair red?

You never know with Mr. Potato Head. He's hot. He's out of control. folks guess what this is the episode oh man that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that don't you worry about it don't you worry about well. Don't you worry about, well, you should be worried about it actually. Sorry. Take that back. You shouldn't be very worried. Be very, very worried.