Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep565 - Live in Detroit III

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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Cuzz-a-roo. Slapperoonie. It's showtime. Hello, Romanettes and Couseros. Welcome to the Sold Out Magic Bag and another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? This is the only show that has the balls to come to the mean streets of Ferndale, Michigan. I'm your host, Carl Hamburger, and you know him. He has the best hair in Michigan right now. It's producer Chris. Hello.

Today, we'll be reviewing podcasts and laughing at jerks and to start things off I would like to give everyone to give a warm welcome to trucker Andy Lucy tightbox and Jenny Jingles. Let them hear it. Yeah! That's Andy! Yeah! Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah!

Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah!

Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, Gakiyah! Or, What is Suttering John been up to? I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass. What has Sunderling John been up to?

Well, he's talking about you fine folks out there. Mr. Fine, that a man like you lays down with the woman of her kind. It's not like I opposed her occupation. What? Kedna Bear, thanks for the fiber. Hey? Headin' to bear. Thanks for the fiber. Hey, fucks with him, John. You gonna be at Lady K's event on Friday night in Detroit? First of all, who the fuck wants to go to Detroit?

Who lane who you don't know will be there. Don't know Drew. Lady K is a fucking... is a fucking hypocrite, bullshit artist, and a fucking dweeb. Roasted. Got me again, god damn it. Let's keep taking L's with this guy.

He's incredible. When he's right, he's right. All right, so this is from a couple of days ago, and then we're going to fast forward. I know that we're all at the Airbnb today checking out what he was doing yesterday. Today was a train wreck. I wish he would have done this yesterday, but yesterday was also a lot of fun. But a couple days ago, he was doing this on his show.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's the pepper I put in my knee.

Jen, I think you got some right there. I feel like I need to take a shower. I know what you're all thinking. Carl, can you please slow that down and play that again? Yes. No. Yes, I can. I do have this in slow-mo for all of us. Look out. first two rows.

It's like a Gallagher show. Yeah he should do this live with a Gallagher show. Everyone has their jackets, the tarps, everything they pull up. So convenient. That'd be great. All right, well since we're having some fun with what John looks like these days. So John is trying to play a video that he just saw in one of these subreddits like he likes to do and he's not vetted it, he doesn't know what it is yet but he's gonna play it except for sometimes it doesn't play and John doesn't have a plan B as we're about to find out Have to be a reporter for death, however 100 news claims that double-a

Okay, here we go Okay here we go. We're waiting. Howard 100 News offered him a chance to be a reporter for a day. Howard 100 News claims that AA never called him. Right. AA claims. Wait I'm trying to figure out, okay, so they're talking about, all right, they don't have anybody. I guess they don't have anybody. Say what now? So now it's buffering. He didn't know. Come on.

Buffering. Buffering alert. That was just buffering. Let's see how long he sticks with this. Idiot alert. He's probably got like, amazing, Ted Williams up here, I said, just tell jokes. And he had one ready to go, he had jokes ready to go. He's probably got like, amazing, we had Ted Williams up here, I said just tell jokes and he had one ready to go, he had jokes ready to go, John's got nothing. Is this live right now?

Yeah, this is still happening in real time. He's just sitting there. Yeah, I'm not pausing it. Yeah, you think John's frozen too. John's buffering. How long do I have to look at this fucking guy's face? Oh come on. You don't. So he's still staring at this thing, buffering, still waiting for it. I don't have any patience.

So now he's giving up, right? He's not going to go back to that. He's going to move on with the show. Could you imagine being live on the internet and doing what he's doing right now? He's comfortable doing nothing. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. What if we were doing that right now? We're just like, oh, we're just gonna wait

for this video to load up and... Yeah, that was me in New York. Yeah. I've seen it. It's not great. He's still just staring at his screen waiting for something to happen. It's incredible. I honestly thought the clip was over. I'm not even kidding. It's still going. It's still going. This is a very important video. He's got to get to. He's got to figure this out, obviously. In his defense, the internet does suck in Cape Coral.

Oh, here we go. All right, he's got it finally. I think AA was here the last time and was feeling like we weren't paying enough attention. So I wanted to play that to show you how long that took him to finally get this video. And I didn't even show you the part where he was looking for the video in the first place. And that was a long time. So let's find out what the payoff is.

After all of that, this is what John wanted to tell us. Let me explain something to you double-a. I'm not a news reporter. I'm a comedian. I know you're afraid of sharks. Were you scared just now? It was terrifying. It was terrifying. I hated it. I hated every moment. I know what you all are thinking.

Can we get a zoom in of that and can you slow it down so that we can see that a little bit better? I actually did do that for you today guys. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I love the guys in the front like, whoa there's a hair right there, he's missing a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's a tooth, there's front like whoa there's a hair right there he's missing a tooth there's drool right there we gotta get out like that thing that they use where they're this is the wide receiver he's gonna be uncovered he's gonna run this route the drool is gonna come down here it's gonna land on his shirt in this area looks like the worst Thanksgiving Day parade float I've ever seen Thanksgiving Day is canceled all right what did you all pick up on now that we've got that out of the way well you know it's funny because yesterday's

show he also got off to a great start in our clip one all right If I can find where my mouse is, I'll be able to play it. Uh-oh. It's going to buffer now. Yeah, baby. Not everybody. Some people forget. Some people do forget. Make sure my mic is working. It's not. Check, check, check, check. It's not using that mic. Yeah. What if it wasn't? How would he ever fucking know? Check, check, check, check. He's not using that mic. What if it wasn't? How would he ever fucking know? He's gone on before where nothing's working, but it's obviously not his mic, it's the microphone in his computer that's picking up the audio.

He doesn't ever check. No, if he says check three times, it works. Oh, okay. He does. He doesn't have to Google anything. Fair enough. Well, so next we thought this would be something you would enjoy. It's just some gross performative John. Oh!

He was really hungry in this episode. This is the best shape of his life, everyone. Yeah! I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right.

I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going to do it right. I'm going clip yuck thing. Yeah, not mukbang, yuck thing. And in case you didn't know, pickles have a lot of sodium,

and John went on to say, that's salt. Just in case you didn't know what sodium is. He's well educated, that's good. Nutritionist. And when the three of us were doing this this morning, we all kind of noticed a resemblance. A banana. And I think that the ape has better manners. Yes, oh absolutely.

I'd rather clean up after the ape, for sure. It's got a cleaner living space, I'm sure. That ape also doesn't live in its mom's house. So he's got that going for him as well. Wow. When you don't like them, you try it. The reason why he's eating a pickle and a banana, the Pringles he brought himself. The other stuff was delivered by Vince, the lawyer who likes to send Grubhub deliveries to John's house while he's podcasting. And John heard a rumor that I am going to clarify right here.

And Vince, by the way, I'm gonna tell you right now because I know you're watching. Now I have from an inside source that you are texting pictures of the delivery guys to the shit way here in Lady K. Now Vince, if that's true, I don't want you on the show anymore. Okay? It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that. You can't play both sides with me, dickhead. Not with me.

There it is from my own text messages. Vince the lawyer in our thread that goes to me, Shuley, Bob Levy, and El-Haree Blay. The exact order they're sending to John's house. I knew he was getting a banana before he got a banana. Yeah. I did appreciate that they were all phallic-shaped foods. Yes. You like that? Pickles and bananas? Yeah.

I thought it was very thoughtful. And he went down on all of them. He's a pleaser, this one. You should have seen him reaching in the Pringles can. So will John and Vince on the show ever? He just said he can't him on the show if he's texting me and Julie? And I just proved that he is. Right.

I'm sure he'll stick to that one. He lies about a lot of things, but that one. We clicked that as well. And if you went a little further back in the setup of that, he's actually, oh, me and Vince are squatted up. We're on the same team. And in the same sentence, it dovetails into that, where he's like, oh, you're kicked off the show.

We're best friends, and he's kicked off the show. All in one sentence. It's amazing. What else did you pick up on, Andy? Well, after getting reminded of the fact that he is a literal buffoon, we do need to remember that he's also an asshole. So what we're going to be talking about in our clip four

is that he loves doxing. So he decided that he was going to full out dox penis wrinkle. He was going to first name, last name, location. Not penis wrinkle. I know. It's awful. Absolutely.

The penis wrinkle, everyone. The penis wrinkle. Completely, completely. Hey, from K- how are you? Yeah, you didn't think I'd find out, huh? Wow. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is the same guy who claims he has a job that he's going to start soon. And you guys better not say where I work.

Don't dox me at my new job that I have. Oh, just hold on. It's funny that you bring that up. Because in our clip five, we are going to see that what is good for the goose is not, in fact, good for the gander. He is literally doxing penis wrinkle in one moment and then immediately gets pissed off about the fact that he's going to get doxed.

Oh, boy. Jonathan Porter, can't wait for your job to be doxed, dipshit. Why? So you can try and get me fired? Is that why? Is that what you want to do? Why did you want penis wrinkles location today about there? What was the point of that? So smugly.

I mean, he was just so, so happy about sharing that information. I know. And same episode. Same episode. Well, beyond that, then he does a literal flex, which I just thought was funny. Watch out for this guy. I know. Look out for him. Right around here. This motherfucker. Motherfucker. Yeah, baby! Bring it, shitware! Watch out for that 13-inch python. I know. And then he gets so distracted, and just a minute after that, something's on his face. Oh yeah, that's right.

I mean, he's threatening children on the fucking, on the air there, are you kidding me? What is that, a fucking mustache? I mean, this is amazing. I don't know if you caught it, but he said, what is that mustache? Like, what is that mustard? Or what is that mustache?

No, you didn't shave properly. I got a little mustache on my lip over here. Sorry about that. I think he also said children. Yeah, probably. And he never understands that he's not looking into a mirror. Every time he goes to the wrong side of his face, it's incredible.

He's like He'll never figure it out now So next up we are going to be checking out how a super chatter actually gets him We know that he is very gullible So in our clip eight we are going to be hearing about the fact that there is an ESO AMA Now this is very similar Carl to the clip that you played. He just stares at the screen for entirely too long. So we sped it up to five times the speed, and it is still going to be entirely too long. If you look closely, you can kind of see

the eyes blinking faster, but other than that, no movement. Suttering John Gotti, thanks for the fiber. He's, Selena was hosting an AMA and Shul's and Ames right now. I suggest you and all the Sudhering John Ami head over to get your questions in before he's put behind bars. Is that really true? Is it? Is that really true?

Is it? I thought he's not allowed to do anything. So now we're gonna We're not done yet though shit ways network is going down anyway Wow. Still going. I can't do that bullshit. It turns out it wasn't true. No, all that for nothing.

Well, at least he did his research. You guys. Yeah. I hope you're following this new thing where, so, Shulie's producer was caught with a bunch of CP, and so now for some reason, John and Vince are trying to make it seem like Shuley's also culpable for something with children.

They're not sure what, but they're coming up with these old clips of Shuley playing video games with kids and talking smack to them. And so this is a clip that John pulled up on the show and thought this was a game changer for his feud with Shuley. Please explain this.

Breaking. Shuley has unreleased anger and likes to threaten children during online gaming. Yeah, I never got into Last of Us. I have a lot of, you know, unreleased anger deep down inside. So I need a good first person shooter where, you know, I can tell some 12 year old in Iowa, I'm gonna beat the shit out of them when I fly out there. You know what I mean?

Well, will you be pre-ordering the new modern warfare? Already on it. What a scoop. You can't believe it. Seriously, is this okay for you, Bob Levy? Is this okay for you, Mike Morris? Yes. The guy likes to yell at 12-year-olds and threaten them

and say that he's going to come to their house? This is a grown adult with children. Oh, won't somebody please think of the children? Let's watch this again, shall we? Oh, yes. I can tell some 12-year-old in Iowa I'm going to beat the shit out of him when I fly out there. You know what I mean?

Will you be pre-ordering the new modern warfare? Arteotic. And meanwhile, this guy doesn't say anything. He doesn't even flinch. He just lets that gloss right over him. This is who we are dealing with, people. It's almost like you knew it was a joke. Crazy.

The guy wouldn't react like, what, you want to do what with a 12 year old? This is insane. Can't be on my YouTube channel, we need to demonetize tomorrow. That's crazy. And then Jenna is, he's so stupid. He says this after watching that video.

Oh, fucking hell. Boy. It just keeps getting worse and worse. Thank you, Muttering Jay for that clip. It just keeps getting worse and worse. I mean, this is fucking unbelievable. And it just keeps getting unbelievable. Now remember, it started with Shulie's producer

had 6,000 images and videos of CP, and Jay goes, this keeps getting worse and worse. No, it actually started as bad as it could get. It's getting much tamer now, thankfully. I couldn't believe it, and then I started to believe it, and then it became unbelievable again. Good one, John. All right, so John's really taking this

to a whole other level with Shulie out here. Yes, I used to do a whole bit about it on stage. About a kid telling me you sound too old to be playing video games. And I said, yeah, I'm old enough to find your fucking IP address and fly to your house and knock your fucking baby pink down your throat. That's how old I am. Go fuck. So, you know, so many face swaps, I don't know who I am.

Now, the real horrible thing about this So, you know, so many face swaps, I don't know who I am. Now, the real horrible thing about this is that Silent Mike laughs about it. Silent Mike is there laughing when Shuley says he'll tell a 12-year-old that he's gonna get his IP address and come out there and knock his fucking teeth out. Somebody's gotta call fucking child services on his guy. Seriously. I mean, he's threatening children on the fucking,

on the air? Are you kidding me? Oh, that's where this starts. Some overlap here. Yeah, that's funny though. Lucky us. I mean, this is amazing. Child protective services have to be called for this. If only a hero with a platform would take matters

into his own hands. Right. All right, what else happened on the show yesterday that you guys picked up on? It turns out that there is a double agent, that Stuttering John's mole might actually be a mole for someone else. Whoa!

And John is going to just press play on a video. He doesn't even know what it is. I mean, nothing bad's ever happened from doing that, right? You just click on a link that somebody sent you and some information is gonna come out and I want everybody to play the game of who they think this might be. Oh, all right.

Mumbling Nick. Cockroach, biracial, love child, Lamar Cummian. Thanks for the fiber. The Sandusky Network and Shitway are on the ropes. Keep up the pressure, don't back down now. Oh, I'm not backing down. We're just getting started. And Vince and I are going to fucking, I mean, you know.

Believe me, this isn't even OK for Vince. And Vince, by the way, I'm going to tell you right now, because I know you're watching. Now, I have from an inside source that you are texting pictures of the delivery guys to the shit way here in Lady K. Now Vince, if that's true, I don't want you on the show anymore. Yeah, OK.

Sorry, that was like an overlap. A little bit, yeah. Well, I meant to skip that one. But I did want to include that super chatters name, because that was fucking hilarious. Right. But the next one is the mole. Oh, this is that mumbling Nick, the kid.

Well, let's see what he has to say. I don't know why I'm playing this. The clip was given to me. I haven't had a chance to check it out. I have a mole of my own, Johnny. And it might even be your mole. Oh God. In fact, it's probably a good chance it's the same mole.

Ooh, I don't wanna say too much, but let's just say, and I know people already know this, but just confirmed, this mole told me about Atlantic City, Johnny. Holy shit, where the F slurs fucking flowing. So wasn't the nose candy body, huh? And yeah, people know about that. But do they know about the fucking prostitute? Who may or may not have been of legal age.

You know who may not have been fucking kidnapped from a certain country John keep talking. I'm just saying that's just what my mole may have said I'm not saying they have a mole. I'm just saying that's just what my mole may have said. I'm not saying they have a mole in my... Wow, he finally stopped it. What an idiot. Just in time.

Yeah, what an idiot. I don't like what that guy's saying. Yeah, before anything damning comes out, I better press stop on this. What a way to platform that, John. But do we have some fan theor... Not fan theories, but just who do you think this might be? Kaylee had an interesting... What do you think? Okay, so I think that the intonation sounds an awful lot like Gary from San Diego.

Like, it is the same kind of way that Gary from San Diego... The mumbling Nick is Gary from San Diego. You heard it here first, Bugs. I'm just saying that I think there's a connection. This is not live streaming. You all know this before. Anyone else in the world. But I thought it was Vince. Because it has kind of that weird name. If he did this, that's what he would sound like. If he did this. Vince was the one in the hotel room

who got the underage hooker. It has to be him. Well, he would know, right? Right. That's what I mean. There you have it. Allegedly mystery solved. Case closed.

I'm still going with Gary. All right. You guys have one more clip on here? Yeah, this last one. Mystery solved. Case closed. I'm still going with Gary. You guys have one more clip on here? Yeah, this last one, after all that heavy drama, we needed to end on a positive note, and it's gonna be fun for us, but disgusting for all of you. Watch out in the front row. If you live in fucking Rochester, fucking Rochester,

in Rochester... Rochester. It does rain a lot. Yeah it's a wet place. Not great. I want to remind everyone when you do watch John's show tomorrow he does appreciate you giving him super chats. Money, money, I need money. Money alert, money alert, money alert. Money alert. It's worse than the goal. Oh yeah. Oh, so I was watching this in our Uber on the way back from the airport yesterday. And so I was watching the chat, and as he was chopping down

all this food that Vincent of, I just thought this was a funny free chat that came in. You can see that it is from the Lee County Health Department. John, when is a good time for us to stop by? That's fun. What on earth is going on in his house? So we got some brand new production for this live show. I want to thank all of the contributors to Who Are These Podcasts including our friends the bag slappers Which is a group of guys who put together some song parodies for us and at the editor is the singer and this is their latest

song called duker ranger John's a fucking loser! John's a Demi-Fatty! John's a fucking loser! A big ol' alcohol abuser! John's a fucking loser! Thank you very much to the bag slappers, the official parody band of Who Are These Podcasts? Another banger right there. So, another thing that came in, and I haven't seen this yet,

but I believe a lot of you were involved in this. So I'm hoping this is a positive thing that I'm gonna learn about, because there seems to be an expose coming out about who are these podcasts it'll be behind the scene like a mr. McMahon asked style documentary and there's a trailer that I'm gonna debut right here for you fine folks W-A-A-T-P! It was the most badass podcast on the planet. There is not a fucking show on earth that inspired me to do a podcast.

Led by profane and powerful frontman Carl Hamburger, W-A-T-P rescued podcasting with its high energy blend of sex and mayhem. This is the only show that's got the balls to come to Detroit. He would invite the Go-Go dancers back to the tour bus and make them watch Opie Radio. Grrr. He refused to wear pants in the studio. Carl and WATP's meteoric rise to fame soon consumed everyone around him.

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Every last night he had on wood paneling. Carl kept inviting me over to take a nap. He was just stealing all of S.J.'s jokes. It wasn't until he sucked my cock I realized there may be something wrong. That's when he started to knee out Trucker Andy. You don't want to know what Trucker Andy's had to do. He was lip-syncing every show. And he made me promise never to tell anyone before he'd show me his feet again Mr. He burger what say you?

What the fuck I Don't like any of this I should start watching these videos before I play them on my show. Bologna Factory, the great Bologna Factory made that for us. Fantastic job from Bologna Factory. Gotta love that. Alright, well I want to thank you three for helping present. Senator John will be back up later on. But right now we got to get into the Mario Bosco show with Drew, Mark, and Brandon and see if Ted has another joke for us. How am I supposed to follow that? You really want me to come out of retirement, huh? Oh, ho, ho.

Thank you. Oh, ho, ho. Drew Bost, Drew Bost, Drew Bost, Drew Bost. Thank you. Thank you very much. So we were checking out Mario Bosco, the Mario Bosco show with his co-host Irma on, and they are these crazy guests Wayne Diamond who all of us know from uncut gems. He's great. He was the best Jams one of the stars of that movie and then a comedian named Kareem. So Mario shows up

30 minutes late To his own show and people are annoyed with him for doing this Wayne you got to talking to that Mike don't don't suck on it that oh do you see what he had with starts when don't wait don't suck don't suck on it Wayne he says you're my hero Wayne Wayne Wayne Wayne diamond don't suck on that Mike what don't suck on that mic. What? Don't suck on it. I know you're used to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you guys get it? Do you like that, at the fourth time, the joke works for him? It's really funny when a guy doesn't hear it three times. Yeah. So I don't know if you guys realize, but microphones kind of look like penises. They're shaped similarly.

Right, okay. Yeah. Mark gets it. And he didn't want him to suck it. Yeah, I got it. But maybe he did though, because that'd be funny too. I guess I didn't get it. Can he say it five more times? Yes. Then maybe it'll sink in.

Does everyone know who Mario Bosco is, by the way? Okay. By the way, you have headphones there, Drew, if you want to be able to hear. Have you ever done this before, like podcasting or radio? So Mario Bosco finally shows up to the show and he just starts telling like mundane stories and they're like we're doing the show, we're already running late and so he has to be told to actually do his show. Don't you want to introduce your guest?

I am, I am when we start. Don't talk about what we did. Okay. We'll leave that because seriously Wayne's's gotta go. Okay, no problem. I already went twice. I know, I know. There's a urinary infection. Wait, who's the host of the show?

Right here. There's a confusion about who's hosting the show, the entire show. Yeah, it lasts the whole way through. Wayne Diamond is owning the show. Yeah. He's talking over everyone the entire time. I admire Wayne's gravitas to take over.

Right. And he had some really good bits, too. What? You didn't like his doctor bit? It was excellent. Well, this is one that Drew picked up on. Because obviously, Mario thinks that he's like this Italian mobster guy.

OK. Can I say something about that? He was a stand-in for AJ Soprano. I'm really sick of these tough fake Italian guys, which was 95% of the shit. You don't think that guy right there is tough? I know, I know. Come on.

He's a stand in for AJ when AJ was like nine. Right. He's only four feet tall. That's right, that's his claim to fame. I don't like that. Iron Man's the best. You don't like that? Yeah. Why?

I can't bully that guy. Listen, that's not bullying. You think that's bullying? Hey guys, it's me, your boy Mario Bosco. Go to growingupatallian.com and get yourself this cool t-shirt. That's right, that's me for my show. Such a great show so far. But you gotta get the merch. Yeah, I should point out this is five minutes in.

He was already late. They made idle small talk. They said, hey, aren't you gonna introduce to the gas? And they're like, right into a commercial. No, it's not the best timing. Okay, cause we need a little scottles. All right, Capiche, go get yourself this great t-shirt. Okay, at growingupatalioncom, and watch the episodes.

Enjoy the show. Forget about it. Oh, my boy James Gandolfini, he's always looking over me. Forget about it. Except that's Al Pacino's line from Donnie Brasco. No, every Italian guy says forget about it. Okay, you gotta understand that. Even the guy who has the pizzeria.

All right, so now we get into this thing where Wayne and Mario are trading insults back and forth. One of them is better at it than the other one. Really? Yeah, Wayne gets a little bit of a pop in the room for his insult and Mario not so much. You look like Donald Trump's cool cousin. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

You look more like Ivanka's heaven right. Go fuck yourself. What does that mean? What a comeback. What does that mean? What do you want? But I grew to love this guy. I don't know why.

He's got some moxie. He makes the show happen. Yeah, he thinks he's got something going on. He entertained me so much, I went back and watched some of Unca Kajom's and just there's a super cut of just him and you're not gonna believe what a stretch It is for him to act exactly the same way Acting on this fucking podcast. Actually Drew sent me a super cut of every scene that he's in Yeah, so I got to see all seven lines that he had But he really stretched his ability there, I thought.

It's amazing, yes. All right, so at this point, Wayne is taking over the show. So Mario decides, because he's hosting it, I need to engage with Kareem a little bit. You know, Kareem's also a guest, and he's on the show. So he wants to move things over to him and ask him a great question. What do you want to know, Mario?

What do you want to know? I? What do you want to know? I know. So I grew up with a lot of Egyptian people. No, what do you want to know about me? So tell me something about yourself. I really... What do you want to know? Something that you don't know, that you didn't mention.

How the fuck did you grow up with a lot of Egyptian people? You didn't know he's a comedian? No! He's a major fucking comedian. This is not some shitty asshole up the street here. The reason he's here is a major fucking comedian. This is not some shit He never said Kareem's a comedian Nothing like show prep, huh? He didn't even know who he was. No, could you imagine? I'm gonna ask my guest a question Tell me something about yourself

He tries to get Irma to ask him a question right before that there's no who he is nothing better with a show when the three guests attack the main host that's why I felt bad for him I thought man everybody's just just bashing the host but don't get me wrong I'd still rather drive my truck into a combine by an licitant. But I love the way he comes in there. He's dressed to the nines, his hair is perfect, but he doesn't know anything about the guests and he's an hour late. Right, yes.

It's almost like he's not cut out for this job. Hey, hey, forget about it. This show is currently on hiatus. I wonder why. What? I wonder why they're not in a hurry to bring this back and growing up a Talion. I think the first season just ended. The first season's over.

The growing up a Talion network is where you can find this. All right, so now we're gonna find that Cream S. Mario for some new material because they're both stand up comedians. And so Mario's been working on this bit. Oh boy. Let's watch him work this out in real time. It's pretty good stuff.

OK, so I'm working on some new stuff. All right, let's hear a little bit. So I went into the massage parlor. And the lady goes, can I see ID? I said, how old do you have to be to get a happy ending? She looks at me. That's pretty good. She looks at me, and she goes, you lady police?

I said, lady police. I said, honey, I ain't no lady. Ain't definitely no police bitch. I said, all I want is for you to tickle my toes. It's getting it. You're good, no. I like it. I think that first one was great.

Thank you, thank you. Oh yeah, that's great. You guys will get it on the way home. Nothing like having confidence in your punch line. The sign of a good joke is laughing at the setup and not the punch line. Yeah, they all thought that was the punch line. The setup, the setup was the best part.

How old do you have to be to get a happy ending? You know what the punch line was, I want you to tickle my toes. It's a work in progress, forget about it. I'm not sure he knows what a happy ending is. That's true, he never knows anything about sex. That's a good point. Well, look at him. No, he's famously a happy ending is. That's true, he never knows anything about sex. That's a good point. Well, look at him.

No, he's famously a 51 year old virgin. Correct. Everyone asks him about sex all the time, or if he's a man or a woman. I mean, it's pretty brutal. It is funny. We did a show with Tukey and OJ and Cardiff, and we were watching some Mario Bosco,

and the guys who were hosting the show asked if he ever face fucked a girl. And he thought motorboating a girl was face fucking him. Oh yeah, yeah, I face fucked. It's not? I do a lot of face fucking. So yeah, he's a little bit immature when it comes to sex and things like that.

He's only 51. Give him some time. Right. Yeah. All right, so this is, I think, the part that you enjoyed the most, Drew, is Wayne just taking over and talking about his prostate problem. Oh, yeah, everyone loved this.

Yeah, this is great. If somebody's in here snorting coke or playing with their dick, I'm going into the women's room. I mean, I'm not going to. I mean, that's it. You definitely don't belong in here. No, you can't go in there. No, I have to.

I'm pissed. I can't go in the women's room. I mean, I'm pissed. I mean, by the time I get the women's room. No, I have to think I'm pissed. You can't go in the women's room. I mean, I'm pissed. By the time I get from my bed to the toilet, I got grips all over the fucking floor. You can't go in the women's room. Wait, registered sex offenders can't go in.

My prostate's fucking shot to shit. Oh my God. Shot to sheriff, yeah. Shot to sheriff? What? You call your prostate sheriff? I don't say that either. I like though that his dick is dripping

on the way to the bathroom. Oh yeah. Who's fucking these guests? No. Let's talk more about your dripping dick. That sounds like a fun topic of conversation. He's big on medical data on this episode though. He goes deep with medical stuff.

All right, yeah. Since you're talking about that, let's talk about more medical information we didn't know. There's a lot of women that take Viagra today. You didn't know that? To pump up their clits to their vulva. What? A lot of women take Viagra today.

He pumps up their vulva and their clit. You didn't know that? Why are you looking at me? I'm talking about Dr. Tyra. Better he looks at you than he looks at our home. I'm telling you. People do take it. People love Dr. Wayne's first driving by. He will take it, we didn't love it.

Wayne, have you ever snorted Viagra? No, no, no, my nose is perfect, because I don't want it any bigger. Oh, shit. It's good, I don't need my nose. You might end up looking like Artie Lang. Whatever you want to make bigger. You might end up looking like Artie Lang.

Oh yeah, who's that? Doesn't know who Artie Lang is, but he knows women are snorting that to pump up their clitin or vulva. Yeah. But he doesn't know Artie Lang. It's 2024, we all know that, true, obviously. He didn't know who Artie Lang was in case anyone here doesn't know who Artie Lang is. That's why the joke is about losing your nose. Artie's profile phone,

where his chin sticks out farther than his nose. Are women really starting Viagra, is that true? No. Anybody? I started asking. Definitely not. They can start. I mean, I don't know.

Sounds like, well, you don't know that. No one's doing it yet. Someone could trailblaze and plump that up. All right, so at this point, we're concerned that Mario's getting embarrassed by his guest. What? Wayne, yes, this gets called out. Wayne, come on, man.

You're embarrassing him. Let him talk a little. He's got your little guy that doesn't say a fuck a word. Let's talk. I'm OK. Mario Bosco. No, it's not OK. Talk.

You're supposed to be a leader in a gang. This guy's wiping the fucking street with me. Am I see you next week? He's gonna lose. He's losing all control of the show at this point. Listen to this. Why? Why?

Because I love you. Oh, no. M-O-U-S-E. Mickey Mouse. I don't know that. What was it? Because I love you You know what the basic is we're sitting here and their brain fucking dead that what we're talking I know Vasco they don't know you bird. I don't know Basco, they don't know Uber. They don't know shit. Wait, take out some hands. I know Basco, I know Uber. It's unbelievable. Don't say we.

They don't know none of all that stuff. I know the shit. Then speak up. I think this show should have stayed in the can, maybe. Yeah, I know. Is that an option? It's so brutal. They're so bored, they start singing the Mickey Mouse Club

song. And he's 51. He start singing the Mickey Mouse Club song. And he's 51. He knows what the Mickey Mouse Club is. You would think so. Yeah. I like when someone's like, I don't know that song. It wasn't a hit when I was a kid. I don't know.

By the way, I will say, I will compliment them on what a nice studio they have. It is a lovely studio. I love that there's a clothes rack, just like Drew's, with shirts hanging on it. What is that set? And the guest asks if the building is condemned It's a very noisy building too because multiple times out the shoulders like what the fuck was that?

We can't hear but they can Buildings getting robbed by the first war or something. I don't know if it was when you were going through his other show Carl But he was talking about God I wish I get us a piece of that Spotify deal Joe Rogan got. You put this piece of shit out, you think you're going to get a big deal? Really? That's like when Chad Zumack wants people to sign up for his Patreon, he's just like, Tim Dillon makes $200,000 a month on Patreon. Why aren't you signing up for mine?

Because Tim Dillon's talented and funny. Very. Yeah. It doesn't take, well, it takes someone smarter than Chad to figure that out, obviously. All right. So now the question is, how old is Mario? I feel like everyone asks him this. Everyone who comes on the show asks him this question. First of all, how old are you?

I'm 51. You look much younger. No shit, Sherlock! No shit! No shit, Sherlock! No fucking shit, Sherlock! Yeah. No shit, Sherlock! No shit! No shit, Sherlock! No fucking shit, Sherlock!

Yeah. I think that's the observation we all make. He does look a bit younger. And less male. Terrible things happen when the host doesn't really host the show. Yes, correct! Alright. So, one of the guests

here, Kareem Ask Mario Mario what his plans are for the future here. And Mario has this problem with his microphone. It's broken, but it's not. He just needs to adjust it so he's talking into it. But he needs a producer to come out to fix this for him. Mario, what's your plans for the rest of your life? For the rest of my life, stand up comedian, entertainer, show business.

I like it. You got a manager? Oh, I gotta fix my mic. You got a manager? Who's the manager, Selena? Go like this. I don't know. Down.

Oh, like this? I don't know, Wayne came and fucked them all up. Nobody fucked me up. No, he fucked you up. Who fucked him up? Maybe you, not me, honey, cause I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, What? I didn't hear you.

Maybe you, not me. Fix this, please. This guy got it. That's all he did. That's all he did. Guys, is this microphone working? Is this, is this better? Is the mic working? Is the mic better? Is the mic working?

Is the mic working? There we go! Thank you, Drew! No, and he... Fix this, please! He sounds like a three-year-old! But he didn't understand how it should be. It's like near your face. In front of your mouth, baby. I don't know. I think he's still out of experience with this. No, he seems like he's really bad. And he's a stand-up comic. He should know talking into the microphone is how it works.

Carl, what's his stand-up like? Have you seen any of it? Oh yeah, I've looked it up. How bad? It's corny. It's corny as hell, of course. How about new show biz? Yeah, what do you wanna do in the future?

I wanna show biz. Show biz, yeah. Everybody wants new show biz. Yeah. All right, so this gets really bad. And I know that, Drew, this is what pains you when you watch these shows. And a show like this gets 20,000 views,

which is 19,998 too many. Who are these people? Who are these people? Although honestly, after I watched it, I didn't feel bad for watching it. It was fairly amusing for the wrong reasons. For the wrong reasons, because at this point, the producer has to tell Mario how to ask questions

to his guests to keep the interview going. About me, let me have a head. Why don't interview going Well, he doesn't shut the fuck up for five minutes Because he'd ask anybody a question Trying to fill it for you so that we got it's got some sweet I'm trying to fill it for you, son. We got some screen time here. But he overpowers you. This ain't like a make-believe fucking take here. No, this is real.

We're just building it for collapse any moment. Irma's coaching you. Okay, so, Kareem. Yeah. What's your future project? I'm sorry I didn't do a lot of the work I know. No, it's okay. The producer, do you hear the producer saying it?

Why don't you ask him a question about his career, Mario? 50 seconds later. So what projects are you working on after we all yell at each other for no reason? This reminds me of when you take your kid to see Santa Claus and you're like, now tell Santa Claus what you want for Christmas. You get to coach him. And then Santa argues with the kid? Yeah.

Santa, what are your future projects? That's not the part. Do you think the advertisers have any idea they're on this show? No, no. I mean, shouldn't someone tell them? Well, the advertiser so far has been his t-shirt. His t-shirt. That makes sense.

That's a good question. He's got a pre-roll. I might get one of those t-shirts, actually. That's pretty sweet. Now, at this point, Mario's upset with Wayne because Wayne's talking over him so much. So he calls Wayne retarded. This is a fun exchange. What the fuck?

That's what you told me when I came here today. Play basketball? Yeah, you were- You play human basket, boy. He wants to pick me up and throw me. We used to do it with babies, like six years old kids, you throw them up in a basket, you know what I mean? That's nice, that's what happened to you,

that's why you retarded? Yeah well I'm not retarded. Hey listen listen to me. Kareem loved that. He was waiting for somebody to call Wade retarded the entire time. Kareem is high as a spot. I started off with a 160 IQ but at time I hit 50 by the time I hit 45 I was already down to a 90. That's pretty damn fucking good, man. Now I'm working at getting to a 60. I think he's serious. He's going in the opposite direction of Stuttering John.

Stuttering John was a 130, then he was a 160, then he was a 165. This guy started as a genius, and is now working his way down. I mean, retarded isn't that far off after what he said Well, and Mario doesn't know what IQ is he goes. I think you're probably like a five or six or five and a half Yeah, then he asked in the range and I think Wayne said it starts at zero and goes to a genius So that's a that's a fun back and forth so finally we're an hour into the show

These guys have other places to go. By the way, the struggle going on about how Mario was late and it pissed everyone off. Everyone has other things to do and better things to do and places to go and things to do. So finally the producer's like, we need to wrap things up here, Mario. Yeah, that's the bottom line.

Let's find a way to wrap it up. All right, so I don't know where to start and where to end tonight. Thank you. This is the end. You don't have to worry about the start, Mario. This is the end. This is the end.

The end is here. The end is here. Mario, tell us how you really felt about having Wayne and Kareem here. Tell us how you really felt. Um, I was- Let's leave with a fucking bang at least. He wasn't so excited, he was a half hour late. Alright, let's relax with the half hour late, okay? I was here when

we started. No you weren't! I was here when we started! I love that! Well, it's technically true. I mean, it's not we until he gets there. I was here when we started. Is this a children's show with lots of swearing? Kind of swearing up. Peewees Playhouse. Tell them how he makes you feel. So I have one more clip on here. Because Mario's talking to Kareem. He wants to get him engaged again. And now you're talking like you don't come from a...

Listen, listen, listen. You do look like Adam Seale or an MCJ. I heard that before. So what does he look like? I look like your co-star, Howard Ratner. Co-star. Listen, listen, listen. I look like Howard Ratner.

Let's not call it a co-star. Let's not get crazy. He was on the background at the last scene before they yelled cut. You little fucking punk, go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. Kareem, I can't wait to do you shit. Cock sucker, piece of shit.

Can't wait to do you shit. Get this fucking guy out of shit. Get this guy out of here. Take this guy out of here before I throw him out the window. Come on. Somebody get this little fucker out of here. Wayne Diamond rules. That guy's the best. Great ending. I'm a Wayne Diamond fan.

How many shows with a four-foot host, can you call him a cocksucker, a piece of shit, and throw him out the window? He threatened to throw the host out the window. Just this and tookey soup as far as I know. There's other times he's talking about being he can't swing can't see him on stage because he's too small. He goes I did a show with Leto he's like Leto's face would make it so no one could see you. What are you talking about? You went behind his head. Yeah no one even saw you were there. Yeah, no one even saw you were there. This winter, take a trip to Tampa on Porter Airlines.

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it's safe to do so. Be alert, be aware, and stay safe. So that's our buddy uh Mary Obosco and we have another buddy that we need to talk about right now. I would do anything in my power to keep them happy, healthy, and safe. The name that they would call their superhero was Wotan. I stand up against injustice.

Wotan. Standing up for what's right. Wotan. Dress up and have fun. Wotan. I call them out on his bad behavior. Homophobia. Transphobia. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.

I create safe spaces for kids. I have two queer kids myself. Kids in the trans community. Sometimes it just takes me correcting people. Homophobia. Transphobia. And my kids superhero. Trying to make the world a better place.

LGBTQIA, LGBTQIA, LGBTQIA. Yeah! Woo! You want to give some credit for that song? I want some lessons. We got to give some credit for that song? I want some lessons. We got to give some credit for that song. Oh yeah, Roberto. Roberto Boschian.

From 97.1 formerly. Fantastic work. Yeah, he was on the Balenci show. We have another stinger that we like to play on. Who are these socials for Woke Dad? Sitting in my mobile coffee shop. Making videos about my friends and my dad. Sitting in my mobile coffee shop Making videos about

My transvestite children for TikTok Now, Brandon, you found a couple of Woke Dead TikToks you wanted to play for us today. Where should we start? I found one specifically the reason why he does this all. We hear him week after week and he has all these platitudes and he's telling you how to live your life. But let's find out why he really does it.

And that's the clip that I think, I don't know. It's crazy. It's one of the clips. I have never been one of those people that worries about numbers. I never have. But that right there happened. Which means that at least a million times, I have impacted somebody's life in a positive way. I never have, but that right there happened.

Which means that at least a million times, I have impacted somebody's life in a positive way. Millions of people have seen my face smiling back at them, trying to impact their life in a positive way. I guess the moral is, if you have an opportunity to make a difference, you make that difference. That's one. And millions of people that want to punch that face too when they see it. But you can get a million likes, a million likes, that's a big deal.

Yeah. A million likes means millions of people have seen him, is that true? Is that how that math works out? I think there may be people liking him more than once and then I'll be honest with you I don't remember my second clip I'm having memory issues lately but I think it's a good one when I sent it it is a good one Brandon did you have a couple beers tonight I should not have by the way he's my DD I. I hope I make it home tonight. This is not good.

Now, you're going to remember this when I start playing it, because it's a little story about police profiling. Oh, that's right. He's racially profiled. Yes, police profile, it's a huge problem in central New York. Producer Chris was just there last weekend. You know how it is. I do. It's a huge problem in central New York. Producer Chris was just there last weekend. You know how it is. I do. It's crazy.

I have to dwell on it. I got pulled over with my kids in the car, and I was terrified and then shook. And one officer came up to the passenger side next to my kids, and I could see him in the rearview mirror, and he had his hand on his gun right next to my babies. And the other officer came next to my babies and the other officer came up to my door and demanded I get out when I asked why he

asked me why I was resisting arrest why would I resist arrest why would I be under arrest no I got out my kids were in the car when I got out he asked me who my kids belong to whose kids they were they're mine of course they're mine why would they be in my car they're my kids and he said well they don't look like you I begged him to call my ex who worked for the town and just verify it got lucky because he did and then he let me go and when I asked why he pulled me over he said because you look like a suspect that we were looking for. A pedophile.

We're looking for a woke dad. We're looking for a gay white male. A suspect providing too much affirming care. All right, guys. There's a twist. Here he comes. Here he comes. It's like an M. Night Shyamalan Tic-Tac right here.

I said, you pulled me over because I'm black, didn't you? If you're wondering, the story isn't about me. The emotion is very real though. It's a black man that I know with biracial children. What? And if you were extremely surprised when I told the story, but less surprised when you found out it was about a black man, now you know.

No. Why we have so much work to do. Oh, shut up. Which is horseshit. No, I'm more confused now as to why you'd waste my time pretending it was you. Farming for those likes, those one million likes. Isn't it kind of racist to kind of imply

that the black guy can't tell the story for himself? What the fuck? Also, it sounds like he was resisting arrest. Do they do that? Are black people doing this? No. I mean, we have a cop camp. Well, yeah, actually.

Wait, dude, do you have the one? I know Bran's a little confused about what's going on. But I thought he sent you one that was about he and his mom going shopping with his sister. He was crying, but I believe that Carl had covered that one recently. So we didn't want to double it up. But it was a great clip.

And you can find these all at the shoe fits on TikTok. He goes to the cash register with his mom when he's a little kid and she has all these items but they don't have any money and so they have to leave like who fucking puts 25 items in a cart and shows up with no money and expects to get through what does he think what do they think was gonna happen? It doesn't happen it's not a real story it's out of a movie. I forgot that part. It's out of a movie. Oh, I forgot that part. It's out of a movie.

Someone sent me the clip, I'm blanking out what the movie was now. But there's a specific movie where the woman can't pay and she has kids with her and John Lithgow's behind her and pays for all of the money or all of the groceries. And so he tells that same story and how he did that for someone at a grocery store just the other day. When he's a child, no one did it, so he tells that same story and how he did that for someone at a grocery store just the other day. When he was a child, no one did it, so he's the victim.

And then he was the hero as an adult because he paid for someone else, but neither happened. Do you guys want to learn more about the art studio real quick? Yes, please! Is it done? This is from trucker Andy found this one for us. Wasn't able to do a whole heck of a lot for renovations this week. This is an art studio that's gonna support kids and it's gonna have a real focus on kids in traditionally marginalized communities or vulnerable communities but honestly it's just gonna

have accessibility tools for people who have different accessibility needs and it's just gonna be a real safe space. I gotta tell you, I was watching, I didn't do Who Are These Soldiers this week because I was at Red Wings game, but Blind Mike did it in my absence and he's like, I'm blind, when do I get to get into this fucking art studio? Wait, when does anybody but him get to go into this art studio? What the fuck? And whose name is on the deed because there's two GoFundMe, he's asking for money all the time. Is just his name on the deed?

It's not because people have looked it up. They cannot find it. Oh, really? Something nefarious going on, Drew. I don't know what. Just for those kids, but for any kids. And as I sit here painting, just sort of realizing I wasn't able to do many renovations this week.

The cost of some of these renovations is pretty high. Or last week. So the next few things I'm doing are pretty big. I won't do any next week either. Can we possibly help? I need to be realistic with myself and understanding that I will do the renovations when I have enough money to do it. I've kind of tapped myself out.

I've been given a lot of donations and all of those have gone right back into the space pretty much times too. It's all worth it though. I know for sure that this place is gonna benefit a lot of people and probably save a lot of lives. So it's all worth it. All of it. When has an art studio ever saved a lot of lives?

Is it also a bomb shelter? Save lives? Yeah, Is it also a bomb shelter? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Save lives? Yeah. You know that Cold War thing that's going on with Russia? The time that I'm investing all of the energy, all of the money that I've invested, to make sure that people are safe. And honestly, I just want to share this with you so you have an update so that you know

that this place is not going on to a back burner, that I'm not trying to stall the renovations, that I just need to wait until I get my coffers full a little bit more and then I can work down the next big thing because the next few things are really big things. So I appreciate all your love and support. Thank you for being here for part of my journey and I hope you guys have a great day. Be patient. Give me money. Money me.

Money now. Me, a money needing a lot now. Oh, God. He's been building this thing for a year and a half. Yeah, it's crazy. He can't even heat it over the wintertime. This place is going to fall apart. I think he needs more money.

So why is he standing in the fucking dressers? That's not helping. I know. He's painting the dressers for some reason. He's doing not great. He's making it safe. I think he needs to be removed from this project. OK, now, Mark, you also had an assignment for this show.

Yes. We've discovered a new TikToker that we're all in love with. Kate Cassidy, right? After watching her Tik Toks for this whole week, I understand why somebody would want to fly off a third floor balcony. He took the one direction that made sense for him. No, you're right, him. Down. Straight down. No, you're right, Drew. It is very sad. Yes, no.

My thoughts and prayers are with her at this difficult time as she pretends that they were ever going to get married and she was going to inherit any of his $55 million. Not going to happen. But one of the reasons we think he went into this spiral was simply because she just couldn't take the life of Argentina anymore and she had to go home and thankfully she videotaped the whole way home so we can learn. Travel from... Sorry.

No, no, no. You got it? Alright. South America, back to Florida with me. I was so ready to leave. Honestly, loved South America, but I hate staying in one place for too long. We were supposed to be there for like five days, turned into two weeks, and I was just like, I need to go home.

It's just been five days that my boyfriend had a bender. It's so inconvenient for me. I love filming the help. Yeah, right. Film the help, put my luggage inside. And it's not like she's not in a luxury suite the whole time. I know, it's so tough for her. Well, I just want you guys to know she has been vacationing all summer long.

Italy, Sweden, Norway, London, Paris. I watched all the videos. Well, I just want you guys to know she has been vacationing all summer long Italy Sweden Norway London Paris. I watched all the videos. I make me feel bad for I know Well, I know why she wanted to get home Of course my seat was 1d. I feel like this happens every single time I fly I'll she's complaining about first class one One direction one D Fuck with her. Yeah. I got such anxiety before flying, so I broke out in this weird rash.

I obviously ate a bunch of sweets at the lounge. They had no food options, so I was like, okay, ice cream and cookies, it is. I had a glass of champagne. I bought this neck pillow because I normally bring squishmallows on the plane, but I gave it to Liam, so. Obviously had to have a steak for dinner.

Can't get enough steak after being in Argentina for two weeks. I gotta be to Liam, so. Obviously had to have steak for dinner. Can't get enough steak after being in Argentina for two weeks. I gotta be honest with you guys, I flew from Rochester, New York to Detroit. I also had steak. And champagne. Did you bring your Squishmallow?

Literally steak out of their plane. Steak is like definitely growing on me now because I feel like before coming to South America, I was so iffy about it. And then I got all ready for bed. I didn't know what to watch, so I was iffy about it and then I got all ready for bed I didn't know what to watch so I was just like scrolling and then I ended up finding that new movie Challengers with Zendaya but honestly it was like kind of bad I'm not gonna lie I really didn't sleep very good at all this whole entire flight the flight was like super hot too

so when I woke up I had 45 minutes left until landing thank God I landed in Miami at like 6 a.m. and I was really expecting a nice sunrise but nope we got clouds and gray skies I was so happy to be home. Oh my god It was just so relieving first thing I did ordered a bagel obviously with cream cheese Because eggs gross me the fuck out and then I got my clean bed. Bye Bye and and my tits are gigantic. I mean she could have said that at any point of the obviously Obviously literally gigantic but vacationing is tough, tough work. Just ask, just ask Kate Cassidy how tough vacationing is. She's got some, she's got

some crutches. Yeah, yeah. Literally, this is how hard vacationing is for her. Thought process, anytime I go on holiday and tell me if you can relate to this. If you're a high maintenance girl like me. Literally, after like day three or four of holiday, I already need to go home, I need to reset. I haven't been to the gym in one month. I need to get my nails done. Like this is how I've been walking around.

They're also, I got these white, now they're yellow. My spray tan has completely come off. I have completely run out of clothes. Literally completely. I've been re-wearing the same like five outfits there to the point where I'm not even wearing underwear right now Like I could probably stay for another week, but it's time I just reset not killing myself You guys see how hard that is? She's laying down. She literally lost all of her clothes.

She's so exhausted she can't even stand anymore. She can stand all the way. But she couldn't stand the week in Argentina. One of the reasons I think traveling is so hard for her, she got robbed when she was in London. I don't know if you saw that or not. Oh, I have a lot of catching up to do with you, Mark. Cut number three is her being robbed in London. I don't know if you saw that or not. Oh, I have a lot of catching up to do with you, Mark. Cut number three is her being robbed in London.

I'm literally just walking around eating a Joe in the Juice sandwich, right? And these birds literally snatched it out of my hand. Like, literally out of my hand. Literally. I am never walking and eating again. That was terrifying. That was terrifying. That was terrifying.

She dropped a sandwich and a bird ate it. I just want to say that OJ got here around 4 o'clock today, and a bird had just shed on him in the parking lot. Birds do worse things than grabbing your sandwich. Wasted no time. Yes. OK, I've always been fascinated by her saying literally. We'll get into that later, but literally.

I am really amazed at her diet because she pretends to be one of these foodies that's really into health. Her diet is worse than mine. She is constantly ordering. No, I guarantee you it's worse than mine. You know what? I should start eating like she does and maybe I'll slim down. My tits are about as big. I'll do that. I was going to say, yeah, get bigger tits.

But her diet is terrible. She's constantly ordering out and ordering food. And she also eats like my six-year-old child eats. I just discovered the best combo ever. So literally, it's chicken nuggets, ketchup, and carrots. So I don't even like carrots. You dip the chicken nugget in the ketchup, which I'm running low on,

because I keep eating this. Gross. Right? Ugh. While you're chewing, this is like, insane good. It gives like the perfect crunch. Like I don't like carrots. And this is like gonna be my next like my new go-to sack

Wow, are you gaining weight eating carrots? Well, can I wash them down with chicken? Box That is literally what my six-year-old has for dinner every fucking night. You actually used literally correctly right there, Mark. Congratulations. Yay. She is a hero, though. She cares about people.

She really does care about people, and she loves animals, all kinds of animals. She released the bunnies that are literally like cats because they're not supposed to be in a cage like a hamster. They're not literal hamsters. They are literally like cats, because they're not supposed to be in a cage like a hamster. They're not literal hamsters, they're literally like cats, rabbits. But she rescued a pit bull, the one that she couldn't get on the plane as a... Oh yeah, she wants to get a pit bull on a plane

as her comfort animal? Yeah. Yeah. That doesn't bother anyone else. There's only one pit bull from Miami can go on airplanes. Mr. 305 motherfucker, yeah. But you'll find out, so she rescues a pitbull because she's a hero she wants you to know what a hero she is but she also wants to know that this is the smartest dog in the history of dogs. All right we

finally came up with the name for the dog. Drumroll please. Nala! She's literally already adjusting to her name. Nala! Nala. The dog's not responding. It's crazy because I was actually at the pet store and when I left this girl came up to me and was like, your dog is so cute. Like, what's her name? And I was like, I don't know. I think we're leaning towards Nala. And she was like, oh my God, that's my dog's name.

Oh my God. Like out of all the dog names in the world, like her dog's name was Nala. I was like, okay, this is meant to be. Also like I know she's a foster, but like I'm literally falling in love. I feel like this always happens. I don't know see what happens

Oh boy, what a hero what a hero I think we should play the super cut what You should play the super cut. I think we're making too big of a deal of how often she uses literally. I Don't know. Okay, right put some time into a super cut for us, buddy. I did literally No, okay, right put some time into a super cut for us, buddy. I did Literally, I put in some time literally And I literally was like, oh my god, I can't get over how bad this coffee is it literally tastes like water The sounds literally basically just avocado and lettuce Literally when we walked into the room all the dogs were barking. Okay, I'm literally forcing myself to go to the gym Why are you literally such a bitch?

I literally feel like I live here This machine is literally almost $1,000. She's literally already adjusting to her name Sweetness in public everywhere in London is literally like 20 miles an hour. I'm literally looking like this Okay, we're literally giving myself a spray tan. It's literally it's literally Monday night I'm literally kicking my this. Okay, we're literally giving myself a Sprite tan. It's literally, it's literally Monday night. I'm literally kicking my feet like a baby right now. I literally cut all of my leg shavings. I'm literally on the bed like this. Literally like scary.

I eat like literally five cheeseburgers. Okay, this is literally my thought process. You literally just grab the bun. I'm literally walking the dog. I'm literally just getting ready. I'm literally just going to dinner. I literally have three dress options. Literally just nothing was working out. It literally triggers me. I literally was like, what? I'm literally falling in love. Literally completely. She was literally like, literally, like, literally, like, literally boring. Literally, literally,

like, literally, literally, literally, literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally like a baby. I literally cut both or cut all my legs, not both my legs, all my legs. That's my favorite. The dog is literally responding to its name. Oh, she's the worst. Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time. Yeah, she's having a tough time. They were going to get married according to only her. Rest in peace, Liam.

All right. Now that we're all horned up because of Kate Cassidy's enormous breasts, we have some new information coming in from Dr. Steve that's very important, everyone take notes. I was Dr. Steve. Hey, it's your old pal, Dr. Steve, and this week, KH asks, my friends all say squirting is just pee. What's the deal?

Have I been guzzling mouthfuls of actual urine every night? Well, there's a lot of confusion on the subject of female ejaculation. Much of it came from the media frenzy around a study on female ejaculation in the Journal of Sexual Medicine titled, The Nature and Origin of Squirting in Female Sexuality. Where did they get the funding for this study? Screw magazine? Anyway, medical journalism led with clickbait headlines like, scientists say female squirting is just peeing, and as usual, the media journalists got it wrong. To quote the paper, seven women without

gynecologic abnormalities and who reported recurrent and massive fluid emission during sexual stimulation underwent provoked sexual arousal. The problem is that the women with massive fluid emission suffer from, or are blessed with, depending on who you ask, a thing called coital incontinence. This is the involuntary release of fluid from the bladder during sexual stimulation.

On the other hand, true female ejaculation is the emission of a semen-like fluid from the female prostate, AKA the skein glands on either side of the vagina. This phenomenon is an undisputed fact in the medical literature. Depending on the study, the percent of women who ejaculate is 10 to 54%.

Those who have coital incontinence is as high as 66 percent. So, some women ejaculate. Some women have coital incontinence. Some women have both. And this is where the confusion arises. What's wild is that five of the seven had protein in their fluid called prosthetic-specific antigen, which can only be found

in ejaculate, but not in urine. So this finding proved female ejaculation is also real and concurrent with coital incontinence, but it was buried deep in most of the stories and not even mentioned in some of them. This study demonstrated something that had never been seen before.

When stimulated, an ultrasound showed rapid increase in the volume of fluid in the bladder. When examined, the fluid was composed of nearly pure water. So what boils down to, what's your definition of piss? If it's simply any fluid from the bladder, then yes, coital incontinence is piss. So there's the truth. There's ejaculation and there's coital incontinence.

Sex is messy, full of fluids. So just enjoy it and not worry about whether you're ruining the mattress. Just get some rubber sheets and have a party. It's easy. I hope that answers your question. KH. Undone fucking. Alfie shit. Good boy.

The great Dodger Steve everyone couldn't be here tonight but sent that in for us. I want to thank Mark and Brandon. He doesn't know he's here, but you did a great job, Brandon. Thanks for stopping by, Brandon. We have another segment coming up, but I'm wondering if our buddy Ted wants to come up and tell a joke. Hey!

Ted, where are you at? I've got breaking news on Ted, by the way. Ted is going to be appearing in a major motion picture. Oh, yeah, and also, that's a secret. That's right. Don't tell anyone. No one's supposed to know this. Yeah, it's a secret that no one's supposed to know.

Someone could get in a lot of trouble. It's done by the makers of Uncut Jams. Josh Shafty apparently wrote this movie and has a role for Ted. I'm serious. I just got word you might be sleeping in the green room. All right, well then we'll move on to the next segment. Guys, thanks so much for being here.

Seriously. I want to bring up Vinnie Paulino and Eric Zane are going to join us. It's show time. Yay! Come on, Chitza! Hello everybody, the Magic Bag. I love everybody here for sure.

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The man with the golden voice and now let's bring up Eric Zane and Vinny Paulino for a little segment that I like to call Carl's Cop Cam. I think Judge Mike is still open. I can't wait to see Carl's Cop Cam. Fight with the cops for no reason. Will you please show me Carl's Cop Cam? Lose all your rights, ruin your life. Hello Carl. What's happening there, Zane? Drew? Hey.

What a privilege to be in Ferndale tonight. Hi, everybody. Guys, if you don't know this, Vinny Paulino was acknowledged by Hulk Hogan last night, and he's going to die a happy man probably in the next 72 hours. I ate all your pizza, so 48. You know, I have to start off by saying it's a privilege to be here with you guys, but it's even more of a privilege to be presenting a Cop Cam video to Drew Wayne.

Come on. Thank you, Billy. Eric, do not fuck this up for all of us, all right? So what? No worries. We love you, Drew! of us all right so worries hey this is a great crowd I'm really pleased so many people came out tonight honestly this is great all right so folks I want to take you to Wisconsin it is a weekend back in July and a gentleman is unfortunately

caught by the police during the click it or ticket campaign in his community. Now he is not worried his seatbelt and the cops are gonna this first clip is gonna fill us in a little bit more on the situation. Go ahead Carl. ... were pulling him over. They observed the 36 yearyear-old male driver hastily putting on his seat belt. Looks like he's eating. Oh, he's eating. See that? Yeah, so they watch him put the seat belt on the second he gets pulled over.

We just see him watch it. I've done that move. I get it. Everybody's done it. I get it. And I don't fault the guy for trying, but what we're going to watch tonight is a man who goes on an emotional fucking rollercoaster And he is gonna teach us something. This is gonna be educational We're gonna learn everything not to do when dealing with the police. So I Also love how this first clip before we see the driver tells us that he's 36 years old She's with the Racine kind of sheriff's office stuff because your seatbelt isn't on and we're

actually out. You put it on when we're pulling up behind you. I watched you. That's not true. And he looked at you. When you took the turn out. I watched you put it on. We're not going to argue about a $10 seatbelt ticket.

I love that he immediately lies. No. That shows it. No. See? Now, again, this is like 36-year-old man who looks like Alex fucking Jones. Yeah. Yeah.

Bullshit. And the other thing we learned in that clip is that this ticket is $10, folks. This is a $10 ticket. Please keep this in mind as we continue on. $10. $10. Another one keep this in mind as we continue on Yep number three argue about a $10 seatbelt ticket ticket right here. Okay drivers license and insurance

Drivers license and insurance sir you're gonna make this more difficult than it has to be your drivers license and insurance sir Drivers license and insurance. I have it on now, see? Well, it's got a point. It's like when you don't have your inspection, and then they're like, all right, here's a ticket, but get your inspection, and they'll throw it out. Like, I got my seatbelt on now. Like, yeah, you're right.

All right, we're good. You think you just let him go, right? Well, maybe if you were nicer and smile talked like that. Yes, that's how you do it. This is immediately I got a lot you're wrong you see I got it and he kind of gets how do I put this a little over dramatic in this next clip you're not gonna kill you okay you were not wearing a seat belt when you drove past me.

We saw you putting it on while we were behind you. You can argue this all day long and make this even worse for yourself. Otherwise just give us your ID and the insurance, sir. Now, wow. At this point, I would have already given the officer my license and my insurance card and I would be driving down the street already.

Right, you'd be gone. Right, but this guy still does not know what approach to take to get this guy to drop this $10 fucking ticket. We just watched him argue, now he's gonna go charm. Ah, yes. Now. Driver's license and insurance, sir.

You're making a big, driver's license and insurance, sir. You're making a bit driver's license and insurance, sir. You're making a bigger deal out of this than it has to be for my seatbelt. Yes. Yep. You have a traffic violation. Your seatbelt was not on, sir. So can you have your driver's license and insurance? Would your body camera have my seatbelt on? Not only he tried with the,

oh, those are some nice glasses. He's like, just shut the fuck up and give me the. You've got a good eye, sir. Is that what he said? Yeah, he said, I like your glasses. I like your sunglasses. Those are very nice, are they, Uncle Lies? Looking good.

Yeah, and then it just turns into this game of, just the semantics game that he's trying to play. Now, if you've noticed, the only person who's said a word so far is the husband. The wife is sitting in the front seat, completely stone silent. She's seen this before, right? Yeah, she's been to the show.

Now, this is where the breakdown starts, and I call this clip, that'll show him. I see him peeping now. Because I watched you put him on, sir. Now, please put him on, or I'm gonna ask you to step out of the vehicle. And I call this clip, that'll show him. Cause I watched you put them on, sir. Now please put them on or I'm gonna ask you to step out of the vehicle. And when I do so, that's a lawful order. And if I have to, I can forcefully remove you

from the vehicle, sir. All right? Oh no. You like that? Yeah. $150 fucking glasses. Well, that's your problem. Okay, you're acting like a child right now.

You want my money? Here. You're acting like a child. I want your driver's license and your insurance. I wish all cops would act like this. Is there a crime for breaking your own glasses? Because I would just drag him out for that. You're under arrest for having a temper tantrum, dickhead.

You made me break my glasses! Dude, you're happy now? This poor wife, could you imagine every fight they get into? She's like, I got him those glasses for his birthday. I was amazed at how easily those broke, though. I couldn't do that. Yeah, I know. I buy cloudy glasses.

Something I've learned over time is do not just underestimate the insane pent-up anger of the Midwestern white guy. They're very angry people. Look at you guys. This guy, I got you. You. We see you. But you know what, though?

I think that's part of the charm of the Midwest, don't get offended. Yes, we love it. Now, he has still not given the cop his ID or his insurance. Nope. He has broken his own sunglasses, ripped them off of his head, crumpled them, and now the cop is like, you're acting like a child, sir. Let's see if this helps him calm down.

Here's everything I have. Here's my money. Here's my money. You're acting like a child, sir. Here's my card, here's everything. Your driver's license, sir. Hand it to me. Take my money. Take my money.

Take this too. Take that too. Your driver's license sir. Hand it to me. Take my money. Take my money. Take this too. Take that too. Your driver's license sir. You're just destroying all my stuff and ruining my holiday. You're just doing yourself what I'm doing. Ripping up the money I spent five hundred dollars to my fucking family. That's great. Driver's license sir. Nothing. Stop it. Are you intoxicated sir? What kind of drugs are you on sir? Well here's what you need to do is rip that up too. What kind of drugs are you on sir? What kind of drugs are you on, sir? Well, here's what you need to do, we'll just rip that up, too. What kind of drugs are you on, sir? Your driver's license. Go get it, take it, take whatever you want.

I'm not going into your vehicle, sir. Can I have your driver's license, please? We'll rip all this up, too. Here, take this. Thank you, sir, I appreciate it. Remain in the vehicle, sir, I'll be back up with you, okay? Take my money. He's like the world's worst party magician. There's a piece of a dollar behind your ear and your ear.

And notice that was not an impressive stack of bills he pulled out of his wallet there. That was singles, baby. But a lot of them. What, is he's gonna paper out what the fuck he just collected today so two things we learned from that he is very upset of just spending $500 on his family he made sure to bring that up to the cop and then also his wife still has not said a word and it's just trying to pick up the Bill's pieces

so she can tape them together later. Good thing she's so good looking she can get a new husband. Are you fucking with me? She's a Wisconsin ape. Dude, I'm pretty sure she's a lesbian because she married a bitch. I'll run, come here. So I guess we're on clip number eight, right? I call this clip, I'm starting to think this isn't about the ticket.

Look, I have my seatbelt on, you take my fucking money. That's bullshit. My seatbelt's on and they're accusing me of something. That's bullshit. You can't ever enjoy life anymore, Ron. My seatbelt's on and they're accusing me of something. That's bullshit. You can't ever enjoy life anymore around here without being harassed and accused of something. Where's my fucking seatbelt at? Jesus, if it was a black guy, he'd be dead.

God, your blessing, fat fuck. Dude, he's... I just can't go anywhere without being accused of stuff. What is this fucking guy up to at home? Did he just see that Javier Baez got a contract extension? Why is he so angry? I don't understand. At least he's not calling his mom.

That's true. Oh, man. I'm a cubs fan, I can make fun of Baez. That's not true. So, he just continues to melt out and yell and try to taunt the Cubs. And his logic is not very sound. That's a typical back end of man. I have my seatbelt on, these people pull over and they pull above me and say I don't have my seatbelt on.

It's right here, I can see it. I can taste it. Do you realize how you're acting right now? Irrational. It's upsetting to me. Upsetting to you that you drove past me without a seatbelt on? That's a crock of bullshit. You know that.

Don't give me that. OK. You know, at what point are the police going to become aware that these are super viral videos? And the cops are just going to be like, all right, yeah, keep going. It's going to get 10 million views. We have to be watching it right now.

These guys have to know it. Yeah, they have to know that this is what's happening with these videos. It's great. I'm starting to wonder if he really believes he was wearing his seat belt. He said it so many times. He tricked himself into it.

You know, like OJ, where he's saying he'd kill anybody. But if I had, but if I wasn't wearing my seat belt. He's pretty insistent. Now, the cop decides to engage with him now and offer this gentleman a hypothetical. Okay. So, let's see what the cop has to say. So, if I drive past you, right, and I don't have my seatbelt on, and then you get behind me and I put my seatbelt on, does that mean you have an opportunity to sell me? That's not true. I'm not being guilted in anything. My seatbelt was on.

You don't have to be missing any guilt. I saw you do it. I can't afford a fucking $10 seatbelt ticket for no reason. You could have afforded it, but you ripped your money off. Oh, yes! Idiot. Ripped your glasses. What a fucking loser.

Wow. Loser. Fantastic. Uh-oh, retardoh. Retard alert. Retard alert, clap. Leave Eric alone. So hold on a second. This guy is annoying as fuck.

He's freaking out. And here's the great thing about body cams. They capture everything, even when the cops are just talking amongst themselves. That's true. Here's the cops having a discussion back at the squad car behind them about this guy. What's the cash? Is there 10 bucks? He had a bunch of singles and stuff. He freaked out. I thought I was going to have to drag him out of the car.

I should have just arrested him for obstructing. Being an ass about it. Look, I got my seatbelt on. He's got it. He'll do it. He's still doing it. It's on! We watched him put it on. Every turn behind him. And then he's like yelling in the fucking mirror and stuff. Bullshit! That's not right. That's not right.

The wrong day. He just spent $500 on his family. Probably bought some illegal fireworks. Should ask him to see his permit. Geez. It could be like those agencies that confiscate fireworks. Yeah. And then take pictures of them like a big drug keeper. Wow. So these cops are just actively trying to think of ways to fuck this guy's life. I would do the same thing. Oh totally. Which I mean this is a valuable lesson. Don't be a dickhead. They will sit there and figure out how to get you. Correct, yes. So, listen, this guy's finally realizing

it's time to change his tact. Smart. He's been yelling, he's tried breaking things, ripping up money, he tried to charm the cop with... The temper tantrum didn't work. Nope, I noticed that. Kicking and screaming didn't go anywhere. Yeah, that didn't work.

So, what's the one thing, Carl, we notice every Monday when we watch Carl's Cop Cam, people get to eventually? Well there's a couple of things I can't breathe is one of them but also their lawyers are going to sue the police for what they know the chief of police. Well I think let's find out which one of those it is. And one of you is right. Body camera's on, right? What's on? It's not recording this whole entire thing. Good, you gotta sue your ass.

Okay. Okay. Sue me for a seatbelt. Yep. Because you weren't wearing it. I'm suing you guys because I can't legally do that. You can legally do it? You can sue the department by taking money

privately and taking it for yourself. I can sue that. Okay. I can sue that. Fuck you! That's the best. Okay. How do you not break this man's head open all over the side of the road?

This poor wife is going, so I'm not gonna get a cheeseburger now? Was that our cheeseburger buddy? That was our McDonald's buddy. I could try to glue it back together maybe. He said a couple times, I thought we were gonna have to drag them out of the car. They're gonna have to drag them out of the car aren't they gonna have to drag him out of the car, aren't they? You know what? I'm gonna tell you something. They do not. Oh, okay.

I know guys, I know, but what we're gonna get to is even more maddening, you're gonna see. He's gonna run out of the car. No, no, no, no, no. So you just want him out of the car really bad, don't you? Yeah. So this guy has been lying and kicking and screaming. But he also knows how this is going to go in court.

So he's going to explain to the cop how this is going to go. You have to wear seat belts. That's why it's on. It's a law in Wisconsin. Everywhere else, you say you like it. It is a law in Wisconsin. That's why you get a citation for not wearing it when you pull onto the air.

You give me a citation on camera for someone that you pull up on a stop-and-have-to-seat belt on. How's that going to fly in court? When you go to court then, I will be there and I will testify to the fact that you do not have your seatbelt on, sir. Simple, right? Yes. So, guys, I want you to, this is the last clip I have from this, but I want you to listen very carefully towards the end.

The cops are taunting him while they give him this ticket. So it does end like Rodney King? Is that what you're telling us? No. Not quite. Oh, no. He's not going to get out of the car? We're not going to get to I can't breathe?

No, he's going to breathe. Ah, boo. His wife is going to get the shit kicked out of her about an hour after the song. No, I don't know, though. Those two, that'd be a hell of a fight. Yeah, I know. Who you got?

Now, that I want to see. All right. Here's my last clip, because I can't even believe the end of this. I'm issuing you a citation for failure to wear your seatbelt. It's on. Is your body care all right?

I got my seatbelt on, you know. It's been on. I'm happy it should have been on before you left. It was on. So it's $10, all right? $10 for the person. And you're freaking out over $10. $10. Yep, because we're doing a click at our ticket campaign

That's why we're out here. You take some of your money together. Maybe they'll help you out Non mandatory court date of August 11 2022 at 2 p.m. At the Racine County circuit We don't post bond here All right You have to pay honor before the court if you choose to pay you pay online in person or by mail Information on the bottom of the citation as well as the bond envelope of your self-explanatory Okay, you have any questions? No.

All right, make sure you're buckled up before you leave next time, sir. All right, be safe. You got good eyes. Enjoy your weekend. Yeah. You got good eyes, he just said to the cop. Yeah.

This motherfucker has been kicking and screaming and fighting. And that just goes, yeah, you got good eyes. Holy shit. Wow he was married to that lie for a long time. You're telling me that was in the strike zone. You think that was in the strike zone. Okay it wasn't the strike zone. Good call. He ripped up money over that? I know. Yeah so that is Karl's Cop Cab. Great job, Vinny. Thank you. What a whiny bitch.

Guys, keep the applause going for my buddy, Drew Wayne. Thank you. Thanks for coming, everybody. Thank you, Detroit. For now. Thank you Detroit, Burndale. The legend. Who do we have who has big enough shoes to fill Drew Lades on stage? Let's get Trucker Randy up here. Now and Zane at the same time.

As you guys might know, my buddy Eric Zane was on a very popular radio show before he fucked that up. And now he's on Who Are These Broadcasters with Christian Blatt. But before that, Free Beer and Hot Wings was a show you were on. Now, the hosts of the show are both Free Beer and Hot Wings. Correct. And I believe there's some other people involved. Yeah, yeah that's an ensemble cast. There's a lot of people on that show. Right. I think

that's a brilliant marketing strategy because everybody wants Free Beer and Hot Wings, right? That's why they do it. It gets them every time. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I'm actually thinking of changing the name of the creep off to Tits and Ass. All right. How about Toothy Blowjobs? Can we call it that? Sure. All right. Nope, that didn't test well.

That kind of laid there, didn't it? Yeah, it did test. I thought it was funny. It didn't test well, so I guess we're not doing that. I think they're getting tired. Are you getting tired? No, I didn't think so. Way to set up your segment, Drew, Eric.

Drew, thank you. I miss him. Why are you not entertained? I want to miss him. Why are you not entertained? I wanna start with. Why are you not entertained? You have some fantastic videos that you put together for us, Eric. Yes, yes.

I wanna start though, because my buddy Vinny was also checking out some free beer and hot wings, and he has a couple clips just to show you how boring this morning's show is. This is still a show in what, 30 markets? Closer to 50. What? All over the US, all over, literally from coast to coast.

Wow. And you were on the show. I was. And now you're here. Yes I am. And they're on in 50 markets. Yes they are. Okay.

So you win again. Congratulations. Yeah, well I'm happy where I am. Another win for the zane. So where do I start here? I checked this out. And what they do, folks, is they stream their show live to people behind a paywall so you could watch the video.

But then they release to everyone, all of us, peasants. They give us a freebie every day on Apple Podcasts. You could go and you could listen to a little clip of the hilarity. You're welcome. The best part of their shows every day on Apple Podcasts. You could go and you could listen to a little clip of the hilarity. You're welcome. The best part of their shows every day you could listen to for free. This is the equivalent of when you go into

like a doctor's office and there's this shitty thing of mints that's just been sitting there that says free and no one ever takes them. That's what this show is on. You're not supposed to take those. Yeah, I am. So they set up this great segment they're going to do about cheap people.

This is how they open it up. Cheapskates are filled with ingenuity. And this has been my wife's TikTok algorithm lately. And I've seen so many of them, I thought, I've got to share them with you. This first dude, first of all, before we get to this one, the one I don't have that I meant to find, but I forgot. Stuttering John is more prepared for the start of the show. Holy shit. All right, so let's start with this one, which I don't have. Yeah. And

I completely forgot to pull it, but you know, we're still going to talk about it anyway. Yikes. So that was like the first part. And then the second part of this episode was this guy Hot Wings thinks he's goddamn Andy Rooney and he brings out his hot take. All right. This is Hot Wings hot tank. Tell me if you guys agree. Good morning. I'm Hot Wings with a hot take.

Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hands down the dumbest option you can pay for on a new car is a sunroof. They're dumb. They're useless. Like I have one in my truck now, I got it used, but it was already in there. And I always thought, this is gonna be great. I'm gonna love having a sunroof.

And 99% of the time, I have the shade closed because the sun comes in at a weird angle and it just cooks you or goes into your sunglasses from the top. And I go, no, this is what convertibles are for. Like this is fine, I don't need this. This is done. And it just, and it takes away headroom.

If you're tall, like it keeps going. Wouldn't it give you more if the windows opens on the ceiling? If the, what are you, a giraffe? Riding a circus train? Well one, you. So he came with someone to complain about and had no complaints for.

Right, right. And none that makes sense. Right, right. And none that makes sense. Right, yeah. You know the sun comes in through the sun? Yeah, yeah, I do. And what you're hearing with the yes and, they hate that. Because I've been on the receiving end of that too and I'm like, god damn it, just shut

up! Well, it's a good thing that he has them though because they are some great comedic minds. Way to hear them follow up on this. This truck a couple years ago and I've only this sunroof about 9% of the time. I've never hit my head, but I always worry that I'm gonna get a little clunkeroo on there. It's just stupid.

It's a dumb option. I can't stand when the sun can come right into my car and shine nature's light right onto the dash. Can you make future cars opaque on all sides? Yeah, they're dumb. Glass roofs, sun roofs, it's all stupid. Fucking PTSD. 50 cities.

So bad. So bad. Yes, and I mean, 50 cities. You ever have a PD sit down with you and just be like, now Eric, when they were talking about the sun roof thing, I noticed you didn't chime in with your own anecdotes. We need you to participate in the conversation a little bit more. Right, yeah, sure.

That happened all the time. And I'm like, yeah, okay, great, fine. When I start talking like this, you should start talking like that. So I'm saying to myself, okay, this is terrible. And I'm wondering, what can this guy do? And it turns out, Carl, he could do voices. Prepare to be offended.

Howeings, people wish this doctor had a German accent. So would you deliver the news about breasts in the style of a German doctor here in America? Well, I don't know yet about what your testicles look like, but it looks like you've got some of the man boobies. That's work better. Those are very fun to turn around, aren't they? Like a couple of schnitzels,

let's need the door like a pretzel. Blitzkrieg on to your chute. Your cheapskate story's next, also. I've never written a letter before. I'm gonna write a letter to these people. Watching the color drain out of your faces, it's very satisfying to me. And all of you guys, too.

Sorry. At first, I thought he was a vampire. I wasn't sure what the fuck that accent was. You could call that letter mind comp. You didn't like it? It wasn't great. OK. OK.

So this is the last clip that I have. And they have a woman on the show. I didn't pay much attention to her until this clip. The only thing I heard in this show that was interesting for even a second, listen to them ruin it in the most cringe-worthy way ever. You know, we're not past it. And that's why he would withhold.

I feel like I'd be stubborn and I'd just be like, okay, we're done. Cool. Yeah, see, and I like to show off. I'm so good at BJs. I'm just like, you can't say no. You know what this mouth can do. I can see that. I can see that too. No, I'm kidding. Again, that's just me reverting to jokes because. Because it got uncomfortable. Yeah, that's what we do. The last thing a woman wants us to do when she feels. Yeah, I've been. Jokes. And she feels, yeah, I've been, I get it. Jokes.

That's what we all do. That's how we all got on this job. Yeah. When are we gonna talk about the blow jobs? Damn it. You know, that was mildly interesting. Let's move on. Vinny, I'm sorry you had to do that.

I hate your guts. Yeah. Eric, I love your clip package had to do that. I hate your guts. Yeah. Eric, I love your clip package you put together for us today. Thank you. It has video, like the guys were saying, that they have this nice setup, great studio, cameras, the whole nine yards. As the years have gone on, though,

the show has gone from we did things a lot differently when I was on it because it was so much better. Now, it's literally they go around and just kind of like tell stories about their personal lives. Now in this first clip they're talking about how they have LED Christmas lights and they're all very excited about that. Now listen to how this conversation peters out and watch the eyes shifting and you'll feel the awkward and it starts with the boredom and then it goes to awkward. So here you go. My clip one.

Dean Bowe. And that point, the light show was on and that the dad came up and he goes, you just made my son's night. Hell, yeah. It was pretty great. That was pretty fun. Kids love lights. Kids are simple. Yeah. I mean, I'm simple too. So everybody loves lights. Yeah. I mean, let's be honest. There's a reason why Christmas lights

are popular. Almost everyone likes them. Evelyn's already got a plan for her birthday next year. She wants pink and purple lights on her birthday. No problem. We'll do them the whole week. Yeah. You can have them tomorrow if you want. I mean, you know. She doesn't know that though. No. She wants you want her to think it's real hard. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah I'm hoping I might be able to finish mine today. You think so? Might be. Got some spare parts if you need it. Do you? Mm-hmm. You have to cut any? Nope. What else? What else? Can you imagine saying what else? Now I know him very well.

He's pissed because he knows it sucks. All right. This next clip picks up right where that one left off. The main guy there, Free Beer, has realized this as Bob. He gets annoyed, gives them a passive aggressive pep talk, and then the chick picks up the fucking fumble and kind of runs the wrong way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Good. What else? I just wanted to keep telling myself. What else?

What else y'all got? Personally. Something, right? Oh yeah, I went to some cider mills over the weekend. Had some fall fun. I've never listened to a radio show and looked forward to the commercial break. Oh yeah. And this is like, they have segments called Around the Room, where it's literally the guy will say, I'm Free Beer and my kids like yogurt.

I mean, it's that level, and then the next person goes, and it's constant handoffs, and it's just really silly, and it's awful. What kind of cider, though? Exactly. Well, that's funny you should ask that, because I bet you want to hear where this chick did her fall fun, right?

No. Well, OK, that's cut three. Come on. I had fudge there. It was the Frankenmuth Fudge Company or something like that. So my roommate got some fudge. I didn't, cause I don't like to buy like the big bricks of it and then you got it for weeks.

And sometimes I just want a little nibble of some- Shut the fuck up! Okay? Shut the fuck up! Her story was there was fudge. I didn't purchase any. Yeah. All right, cool. Her story was there was fudge. I didn't purchase any Kidding aside she was going somewhere with it guys you see

The box that the fudge came in She's gonna use that for her. It's around the corner. Yeah. Yeah. She's to use it for her scrapbooking. Oh, that's exciting. But she's taking the long way to get to the real reason why she's saying it, some hilarity involving the box. And so she got it, and I was collecting all kinds of things from my garbage journal, and I found all sorts of cute stuff, but then she was like, hey, you know, you can use the box that my fudge came in when we get home for it, too.

And I was like, oh, perfect. That'll be awesome. So I'm working on my journal the other night, sitting on the floor, scrapbooking away, and I remembered, oh, that box is in the kitchen. And then I was like, hey, are you done with this? Are you cool if I go to town on your fudge box? Are there really people this uninteresting in the world? I had no idea. Nope. Now, as you notice, Vinny pulled out the hot takes.

Now a hot take is, I mean I don't need to tell you this, but it's something that nobody says. Like if some asshole stood up and said the Lions won't win another game this year. That's a hot take. That's a hot take. I've got a super cut of Hot Wings Hot Takes! Morning, I'm Hot Wings with a hot take. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! There is no dumber piece of clothing than a winter vest.

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Most salads are just breadless sandwiches you eat with a fork. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! You are stupid if you regularly drink single-use bottled water. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot! Astrology is not real. Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!

I'm sad how infrequently food fights happen in real life. Boom! Boom! Oh! Oh! real life. You know that last one I feel like he could have a say in that. If you want more food fights you could start them. Yeah sure.

Hey Eric, I have a question. When you're in radio and you're in 50 markets, how much money do you think you're making a year? They're all millionaires. Every one of them are millionaires. I'm going to go fucking hang myself. Yep. And I got fired right before the money rolled in.

And he's not bitter at all. That's what's great about Eric Zane. Look where he is now. I can't tell you how hard my dick got when Carl said we're going to review free beer and hot wings. I said, yes! All right. going to review free beer and hot wings. I said, yes! All right.

I'm just laughing because hot wings got Zayn's money. He did! Recently in the baseball playoffs, I know it's a sore subject, but Cleveland... That was a great run. Yeah. It was a fantastic run. It was great. I was pulling for the Tigers. All right. Now in the one game against the Yankees, Cleveland won.

John Kinsey, Noel hit a home run. It was a big moment. Clip six is how this should have went after I edited it. Edited it. Cleveland night. Wow. That's awesome. That's why postseason baseball is so fantastic with the crowd hanging on every pitch.

Oh yeah. A man named Big Christmas. Big Christmas. God, that's great. Okay because his name is Big Christmas, John Kinsey Noel. However, this is what actually happened with no editing. Wow. That's awesome. That's why postseason baseball is so fantastic with the crowd hanging on every pitch.

Oh, yeah. A man named Big Christmas. Yeah, I had no idea that that ending happened like that. I was watching it for a while yesterday. I was eating dinner. I was waiting for my son and if any was doing it. So I was just like at a restaurant eating dinner watching the Yankees and Cleveland until

like the top of the eighth. And then I went to go pick him up. That's how it ended. That's amazing. And I love that big Christmas. That's great. Please go on. Christmas. God, that's great. Meanwhile, it's fascinating. Please go on. He feels the need to tell you what he was doing to not see the home run. I was at my kid's event. I was eating dinner. Oh, wow. That was neat. Can you imagine being talking about sports? You're like, yeah, then overtime happened.

That's where I tuned out. What? That clip just made me angry for you, Eric. That's insane. Yep, yep. My last clip, our pal Hot Wings there with another great story that puts everybody to sleep. I don't even remember this clip. Man, I'm so bummed today. I was bummed last night.

I'm not as bummed right now, but last night, I have a dentist appointment today. We're talking about off the air. I go, yeah, I got to get my flossing in, you know? And I actually have been much better over, like, the last year or two of flossing. I don't necessarily do it every time, but several times a week I do floss.

I wish you'd floss with a machete. And somehow, I don't know how I managed to do it last night, but I was flossing and I was trying to get the very back one and somehow my lip got in between my fingernail. Good. I was like, and I'm trying to get it up in that tooth. And then I realized that I took a chunk out of my face. It got caught between my tooth and my fingernail.

As I was kind of jammed floss up there and I just got my lips somehow in the way and I took a chunk out, bleeding, felt bad right before bed. Man, I gotta sleep on the other side so I don't get blood on my pillowcase. That's no fun. As far as I know I didn't. I mean dark blue and I didn't check and I don't care. I want to floss that guy's neck with a piano wire. No self-awareness, doesn't have any realization of. He doesn't have the alarms going off when you're fucking bombing. None of that shit.

Imagine being paid to talk for a living and being that uninteresting. Right. How is that even possible? Right. 50 markets, Carl. Well, I want to tell a quick behind-the-scenes story about this clip package that Eric Zane put together because I was at band practice the other night and I got a text. I get a text from Mr. Zane. He says, hey Carl, my clip package, do you think it's cool if I

show our bud Dwyer offing himself? As you know, I get through my boring conversation to show how boring it is. Man, I'm so bummed today. And I go, probably not, but send it over. It's the part where the blood is gushing out of his nose after he's shot at something. I'm like, oh, we're trying to do a comedy show, Eric. I don't know if this is appropriate.

You might want to rethink this one. That was my rage coming out of that clip. That's what that was, my rage. Save that for the creep off, dude. Come on. I'm surprised you didn't shoot yourself in that. I'm fucked up. I've got problems.

I have not gotten over that shit. Fuck that. I love it. Thank you so much for bringing that to us. And guys, hang out for a minute because we have another song parody that just came in for this show created by the Bag Slappers again. Add the editor.

Coming in with Highway to Hack. ["Highway to Hack"] Whoa, coffeeuffy, smile talk Gain neparanus, not worth chin Lucy's kid is, Chris is sad All headed to the chart again They'll talk steel talk, insta-joke Chad's zoom up, said super-gathered over Jew.

Right to veto, he to death. Got him took, he got him beat, that's who. We're on the highway to hack. On the highway to hack. Highway to hack. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I was right for that second bird. The other great vocals on that. All right, I want to thank Eric Zane for being here, Minnie Paulino and Trucker Andy.

Give them a round of applause. Thank you. It is now time to get silly and weird. It is time to bring up our friends Tukey Elriblay Cardiff electric and obnoxious John all coming in This this really has gotten away from me, hasn't it? I just started doing a podcast,

and now this is what's happening here. It's fantastic! How the fuck you say that? All right, look at all these moose lambs! Now, when we did the show in Largo, you guys put together a video for us because we were checking out this queer kid stuff YouTube channel, and you guys put together a video for us because we were checking out this queer kids stuff. Mm-hmm YouTube channel and you guys put together a new show called straight kids stuff and

That is correct Carl. It ended up to just one episode And I was upset about that, but then it turns out episode two is coming out I haven't watched this yet. So I'm looking forward to seeing what happens in episode two of those It's okay to be straight Even though it would be cooler if you were gay It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, that's it We all know being straight feels like shit Straight kid stuff Straight shit. Straight kid stuff. Straight is great.

Straight kid stuff. Straight is great. Straight kid stuff. Straight is great. Some girls like it rough, except when eating muff. That's straight kid stuff. Welcome to Straight Kid Stuff, a place for all straight kids to feel like they have a place

to fit in. We might not be normal, but we want you to feel like it. Stray Kids Stuff, a safe place for all straights, except Italians. Dear SKS, I am comedian Ray DeVito. I don't want to brag, but I have been on basic cable five times. Anyway, I recently went on a date with a lady who immediately informed me that she had a penis. Rather than go into the bathroom and vomiting,

I decided to hang out and buy her and I a few beers. Anyways, she left before I did, before I had a chance to actually say goodbye. and I was just wondering do you think I will ever see her again? And I hate to admit it but yeah this is actually a true story. Well Ray, I don't know why you're asking that question of us here at Straight Kid Stuff. There's another channel here on YouTube that you might want to send that question into. And just because you wear an oversized hat like the kid from Sandlot with Lily Melendez

on it, it does not make you a child, you slow-mo. And Ray, it's great that you're right on trend because comedians with women plus is the biggest thing in comedy right now. Look at comedians like Jim Norton, Joe DeRosa, Chad Zumock. I said comedians, Tukey. Oh, no. Hi, Elga Mann from that reality show. My brother is having a baby, and I want to bake him a gender reveal cake.

What would be the best type of cake to bake? And also, my brother is very anxious about the labor pains. Is there anything you can recommend to prepare for the labor pains? Whoa! Was that Alex Karras? In a floppy hat, in a sundress, with Detroit-style titties? Yeah!

You mean Webster's dad? What you talking about, potato? Alright, Tookie. Can we get back to Mr. Carras' question? What kind of cake should she bake for her brother's gender reveal party? Cake-schmake! show them titties! No, I thought you were going to say fruitcake. Hacker hacker! And Mr. Karras, for your brother's siblings' labor pains,

maybe you can recommend they do some stretching exercises, like shoving a cantaloupe in their dick hole. My name is Drew. Over the past few years, the media's been pumping out all this heterosexual propaganda. It's got me questioning my own sexuality. All the movies and TV shows show straight people under 40. I'm not even sure if there are any straight people my age. If I am straight, or if I decide to become straight, what type of activities can I expect

to enjoy? Also, are there any cool catch phrases I can use to let other straights know that I'm one of them? Just curious. Thanks for the question Drew, and welcome to Straight Life. Boy, is your life about to change. And the first thing you should change is that gay shirt. He asks about activities, Tukey. Oh, that's right. Well, there are so many heterosexual activities for you to enjoy, like that icky penis to vagina sex.

But to help with your transition, you can still have anal sex, as long as there's a vagina within six inches. And to even help with your transition even more. Straight Kid Stuff has a product for you. The new Straight Kid Stuff Vagina Overlay. With the new Straight Kid Stuff Vagina Overlay, you could turn any asshole into a vagina. Yay!

And about a straight catchphrase, well... There's only one I can think of! Just do it. Yay! It's okay to be straight Even though it would be cooler if you were gay It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl, that's it We all know being straight feels like shit

Straight kid stuff Straight is great Straight kid stuff Straight is great Straight kid stuff. Straight is great. Straight kid stuff. Straight is great. Some girls like it rough, except when eating muff. That's straight kid stuff. The Great Cardiff Electric, everyone. Straight kid stuff.

My brother's do room was featured. That's exciting. All right, I have to admit, John didn't steal all of his Mountain Dew memorabilia. He left some of it in there. Now, I was excited when you guys sent this to me yesterday. We were talking about what podcasts we're going to review and what you guys wanted to talk about. And you guys familiar with the Costco guys? Boom!

That is correct. They have a podcast. And you guys were checking it out. This is of course the AJ and Big Justice show. Yes, Carl. We've all seen the Costco guys on Twitter, on Instagram, on TikTok, whatever, but we were very excited to see that they've decided to take the full hour and a half format

live show to heart. And boy, do you think they brought the boom? Yes, they brought the boom. They have boomed one catchphrase into the ground. It's ridiculous. The entire show was based on that one word. Yes, it's all based on one word, boom. Everything.

Boom. In case you're not familiar with them. Boom. In case you're not familiar with them. Get closer to the mic. I'm too far from the mic. OK. In case you're not familiar with them,

we have their big 55 million viewed video from TikTok to annoy you with today. That one's a Costco guys. We're Costco guys, of course we go shopping while eating a chicken bake. We're Costco guys, of course we have to try the new double-chunk chocolate cookie. We're Costco guys, of course we have to try out the furniture. We're Costco guys, of course we have to try out the furniture. We're Costco guys, of course we work out with the tires. We're Costco guys, what the heck is this thing? We're Costco guys, of course we look at every TV in the place every time we come in.

We're Costco guys, of course we get the sample even in the place every time we come in. We're Costco guys. Of course we get the sample even though we bought the thing the last three times we were here. We're Costco guys. Of course we cool off in the milk fridge. We're Costco guys. I'm still eating my chicken bake. Oh, they're the worst.

55 million views. Why do we try? I know. Well, I mean, some of us just get puppets and gimmicks, but shut up. Shut up. Others of us are trying. You stink.

So this guy started as a professional wrestler. He moved into trying to sell mortgages. He tried to do TikTok videos on selling his mortgages. But it's when they started doing the Costco videos, these two, I don't know what you want to call them, this is when they really took off. But if you want to go to, so now they've gone from this, they've got the fame from the Costco guys, they've got the boom fame, how else do you capitalize on it? You start a podcast.

Of course. Yes. Based on boom, if you could play the pre-show open, Carl, because these guys had a little bit of fear. I don't know, what would you call what they experienced at the beginning of the show, not knowing when the show starts? Damn, it's garbage. It's Ray DeVito-esque.

The inability to start a show, here we go. We're live? Guys, tell me when 100 people are on, then I'll start the intro. Oh you little shit Ray DeVito still waiting two weeks for a hundred people This is the show this This is the show. This is the beginning. All good? Big justice, once we're live, get the show rolling. Yeah, all right. I'm trying to get to the win tree.

I do like that their editor also hates them. Yes! I do appreciate that. They're like, yep. That's perfect. Go ahead and post this I believe the editor is one of the cousins. Okay What is going on pause it's still alive We're good big justice, we're good kick us off. All right. Yeah, we're good. All justice, we're good, kick us off. All right. Yeah, we're good.

All right, here we go. All right, sorry. Let me put my phone there. All right, here we go. Welcome. Oh no. He seems nervous. Yes.

So that was the pre-show open. The next clip number two is the actual show open. Welcome back to the AJ and Big Justice show. This is stream number five. And for show number five. Five big booms. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. I hate that AJ was like, you didn't work our catchphrase in,

put it in the first five words. Let me correct you on that. But just wait, Carl. Oh, I know. Just wait. I'm so sorry, I stole your thunder there. Go ahead, kick it off. Welcome back to AJ and Big Justice.

So this is stream number five. For the fifth stream, that's five big booms. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So today on our stream we have two special guests. We have the Cheeky Boyos. The Cheeky Boyos get five big booms. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Memphis just joined us for the late boom.

Let's wait for Koi to get over. Let's do it again. Koi, you can sit down if you want. Koi's gonna come over, take the seat here next to Big Justice, and I got Memphis right here. Italians are the worst! Christian, can we zoom out, get everyone on the screen here? All right, so yes, the cheeky boyos are here with us,

how about these guys, right? We got Memphis right here. Boom! And we got Kos are here with us. How about these guys, right? We got Memphis right here. Boom! And we got Coy over here with big justice. Boom! All right, this is gonna be a really fun show tonight. So. Dude, even Hock too is like, what else do you do?

What the fuck? Oh, you haven't heard their double chocolate chunk cookie? That's another catchphrase they use a lot. Pretty good. They're rolling them. But these guys, everything in this show, everything is based around Boom. Every segment is, what did we have, Boom of the Week?

Boom of the Week. Yes, that's clip number four. What about when you shit your pants? Is that also? That's Boom Boom of the Week. All right, moving on to our next segment, guys. All right. So what we're going to do here, Big Justice, you want to?

Christian, if we could. Let's just tell you, before this segment, the segment previous was them eating granola bars. For 26 minutes. And rating them on a boom scale. And rating them by booms. But also, they do five booms because this is episode five. Oh, shit.

What happens on episode 86? Well, I think we'll find out a little bit later too Also, I want to ask you 86 that episode if you saw these two and the show was called AJ and the big justice show Who would you assume was AJ? the big justice This dad wants to be so famous. It's pathetic you assume is the Big Justice. This dad wants to be so famous, it's pathetic. It's so sad.

All right, all right, moving on to our next segment, guys. All right, so what we're gonna do here, Big Justice, you want to, Christian, if we could get Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom of the Week up there, please. Wait, what? Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom. And Big Justice, if you could please explain to Koi and Memphis what Ba-Ba-Ba-Boom of the Week is all about. All right, so, Ba-B-B-Boom of the Week is all about.

All right, so B-B-B-Boom of the Week is a sports show, talk show, we find sports clips, we watch them all on that TV, and then at the end we rank them on the boom meter. Okay. Which one gets the boom? No, Boomer the Wild is the boom meter. Oh my God, which one gets the B-B-B-Boom of the Week? One is going to be the winner. I like that. So basically, we eliminate as we move forward.

They have nothing planned other than it's boom. They're very confused on the boom scale. What else you need to know is boom, boom, boom, boom. What else you want? You guys are killing it. I don't know why you guys are making fun of this show. Is everyone sick of the word boom yet? Yeah!

Oh, just wait. Oh, that's perfect. Just wait. Yeah, there were a couple other boom segments, but I think we'll jump ahead to the boom world record. Well, yes. That's what I, yes. Yeah, OK.

The boys were sitting around wondering, what is the most amount of booms we've ever given? Let's reminisce. The most consecutive we ever did was on a cameo for a birthday, I think it was. 37. 37, yeah. I'm gonna do 38. Dude, we gotta top that.

We're doing 38. Can we do it? Right here right now? Yeah. Right here right now. Can somebody count it down? What we usually do when we're counting. No, let's just all do the 38. All right, we could do that,

but what we usually do is we go five, five, five, five, back to you. Why does it have to be so confusing? If someone, All right, we could do that but what we usually do is we go five five five five back If someone Wants to count it. It's like giving money to Aaron it bolts Jesus Christ, all right 38 you want is that how you want to do it all of us? Yeah, we got it cuz all of us together 38 would actually be like 148 148 booms if all of us did. No, no, we do it all at the same time, 38.

Steal to a map. No, I understand, but there's four of us doing 38. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. That's like 148 booms. Okay. Whoa. All right, Cousin Ange, you can count us down. Cousin Ange, give us a 10, give us a 10 count.

Every time we hit 10, put up the 10. And here we go and bring the. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Come on, everybody. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We're punishing them. We're really punishing them.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. You didn't edit this? No! This is real. I'm regretting not speeding it up. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Holy shit. And I was once embarrassed.

How many did we get? I think that was more than 30. How many was that? It was about 40 or something. Yes, boom. For the next 90 minutes. Thank you, everyone at home, for joining us for the new Boom record. Holy boom.

What are we gonna call it, 42? Let's call it 42. My brain, why the heck am I watching this? All right, 42, okay. Boom, boom. Now, boom, boom. We were all sitting around in the Airbnb watching this, just wondering if we were in the middle of the movie

idiocracy. There are more people are watching this on a live stream than all the Dabover shows combined. People are just sitting there watching the movie. They're actually more posted Cabo Harris. I love you. Really? Yes.

Haka, haka. It's not good. Haka, haka. Well, again, you can't have the boom show Harris. I love you. Harris. Caca caca. Caca caca. Caca caca. Well again, you can't have the boom show if you're not fattening up your little kids. So the next one, number eight, the show's all about snacks. So the next segment is let's eat some more snacks.

Oh, our buddies Rare Munchies are here. You know what, while Big Justice is taking a stretch break, you guys wanna try a Rare Munchie snack? Yeah, let's do it. Josh, what do we got? I'm sorry. A Rare munchie snack? Yeah, let's do it. Josh, what do we got? I'm sorry. A rare munchie snack? Van, what do we got over there?

What is that? Wait, what do you mean we have snacks? We got rare munchie snacks. Whoa! I love that, the kid gets up and he says like, what the fuck? Yeah. You're gonna eat snacks without me?

Yeah, you wait till I leave? Yeah, it's like when you're at a Coke party, you're like, hey, where'd all the Coke go? Oh, you walked away. We didn't know. This kid looks like if Ray DeVito's parents loved him too much and kept feeding him. I'm hungry.

So Rare Munchie is my buddy Sam. Bring that to me, brother. Pick one. Bring that to me. All right, Rare Munchie is my buddy Sam. Sam, you're here on the live. Thank you, bring the boom. All right, let's pick one out here together.

All right, so show everybody what we got here from Rare Munchies. Sam, let's hand it over to you so I can show it online. You tell your kids everything they do, it's great. All right, so we got some crazy KFC chips here. They're Japanese. Wait, did they send my favorites? KFC chips, is that Japanese?

Kentucky Fried Chicken? is that Japanese Kentucky fried chicken? Is that Japanese? Maybe. They're all Japanese. Yes! They said my favorites! Shout out to Mario. Bring the ball!

This is also my favorite. I have a feeling it's a lot of favorites. That's my favorite! When it comes to snacks, I have a feeling it's got a bunch of favorites. Sodium! Sugar! is a lot of favorites. That's my favorite. When it comes to snacks, I always think he's got a bunch of favorites. Sodium. Here we go. Sugar, my favorites.

Lard. Look at that, Sam, look what's going on here on the AJ's Big Justice Show. Big Justice Show with everyone here on TikTok Live. Oh, what do we got, what do we got? Qberry berry strawberry. Yeah. Boom. Boom, motherfucker. What do we got? What do we got? Cubes Berry Berry Strawberry! Yeah! Boom! Boom, motherfucker!

What the heck? It's like a tart of the helmet store. What the heck? It reminds me of Chunk from Goonies. Yeah, right! Oh, you talk! I do! Oh, that's fantastic!

Once in a while. Get this all up and get this out on TikTok for you guys. What is it? Oh, they're like gummy bears! Yay! fantastic. Let's all get this out on TikTok for you guys. The chips are going back to big justice. All right. And I got, I don't know, what are, what are these things? At least, at least the goonies, they mocked Chunk. This kid's getting encouraged. And meanwhile, the father is ripped in shape.

He's got guns, and he's feeding his kid, making him fatter and fatter. He's getting Botox four times a week. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's the price of fame. Was that the end of that clip? It was, yes.

OK, we noticed that one of the co-hosts was, despite all the snacks around, had to find his own. He may, he bought his own snacks. Okay, let's see what that means. We think. Boom, let's go. That's two subs in a row. Two subs in a row over on Twitch.

Bringing the boom here to the AJ and Big Jus. All right, so. Boom! Boom! Okay. So David Meadows has taken over as the. What? What?

Where are you putting it? Where are you putting it? You're saving it for later. What do you think? With the bananas? With the banana? Sticking his beard? That was much more spectacular.

Yeah. He goes down to this girlfriend, she's like, there's boogers in my pussy. Are you responsible for this? No,'s like there's boogers in my pussy are you responsible for this I don't know we get boogers in my pussy this is crazy the name of the isotopes next album the topes the topes we're calling them the topes get that iso part out right the topes and then you want to close it out Zuki with the with the last clip? Yes. This song is a little long, but I think it is going to be a little earworm

in the whole audience's stupid heads. They all decided to end the show with a song. I hope the chorus is the word boom. I haven't heard it yet, so we'll find out. Don't spoil. OK, I haven't heard it. Let's find out. Dick.

All right, we're good. Here we go. Ready? Don't spoil it. Okay, I never heard it. Let's find out. Here we go. Ready? We bring the boom! That's what we do! We bring the boom! We bring the boom to you! We bring the boom!

We bring the boom to everyone! We bring the boom! Your favorite father and son. Every afternoon on your FYP. We'll be bringing the boom around the quarter past three. We bring the boom so loud the whole earth shakes. With double chunk chocolate cookies. And chicken bakes, biceps and triceps.

I never wanted Costco to go out of business faster. We call him big justice. Cause that's what we have left. We bring the happiness and laughter when we enter the room. We're changing up the world with the boom or doom. We bring the boom. That's what we do. We bring the boom.

We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom. We bring the boom to everyone. We bring the boom we bring the boom everyone we bring We bring the boom to you each day right here from Boca Raton Costco guys and you'll never get beat will throw some paper towels and get me all meat. We're pushing weight in the gym and we're pushing the bone. I just want to warn you, Carl, I think there's another verse. When your family comes for you, it can never be undue, Ashley. And Mother of Injustice even bring you the bone.

We bring the bone. That's what we do. We bring the bone. We bring the bone to you. We bring the bone. We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom to everyone. We bring the boom. Favorite father and son.

We bring the boom. That's weirdo Yankevich. That's what we do. We bring the boom to you. We bring the boom. We bring the boom to everyone. We bring the boom. Your favorite father and son, we bring the boom. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy.

55 million! I have a question, is Weiss is the ill popular again? What kind of style of music is that? It's never gone out of style. It's safe, Carl, it's safe. It's never gone out of style. Oh, OK. It's safe, Carl. It's safe. OK. It's safe wrap. With the whiffle ball back. But that's our first look at these whack jobs. I think we will be taking a look at this show as it progresses.

They're only on episode six. They just dropped episode six this morning. Well, that's six booms. Six booms. How would that sound? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't, boom, boom, boom. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. I can't count. Too many booms. I stink. All right. That's it. No more booms. No more booms.

No more booms. No more booms. No more booms. No more booms. No more booms. You're walking the room. Come on. So we dare you to stay.

I have to tell you, we're celebrating Steeltoberfest, but not in the way that we normally do. Obviously, we haven't had a lot of Aaron M. Holden on here or Steeltoe. The kids! Morning show. We're not talking about the goal, we're not talking about the kids.

The kids! Oh, those kids. How do I reach these kids? I am excited that Mr. Magenta sent in a song for us that is all about steel toe. Oh, fantastic. The failure of it all. Time to beg, tin can rattling,

hug myself, haters chatting, miss the goal, beg on every show. Life is tough, life is hard, when you act like a retard. I'll wind up in a jail hall. Yeah, they watch for the failure of it all. Cockled vice, cocaine heaven, might be game X pack in seven. Can't admit I am going bold.

Hit that goal, get on board. Over time, that's your reward. Tune in, just to see my numbers fall. So let's watch, let's watch, for the failure of it all. Yay! Mr. Magenta, everyone. A failure of it all. Yay! Mr. Magenta, everyone. Speaking of grifting real quick, my wife doesn't know this yet, but we did get an invoice for the damage to our house in Cape Coral from Hurricane Milton.

Oh no! Yeah. I mean, we saw the mailbox. We did. $207.50. So guys, honestly, the patreon. We did. Uh, $207.50. So guys, honestly, the patreon.com slash release podcast, every dollar helps. The media never shows the real victims. Thank you, Dougie. You're welcome.

Why don't we pass a plate? This guy's got the money. Let's pass a plate around. Let's pass a plate around. Yay! Let's go action time. Guys, rip up your dollar bills. That makes it two thousand.

Do we have the train song? So let's finish it up in the next five minutes. Guys I want to thank my buddy El Hariblay slash Tukey and my buddy Obnoxious John OJ in the morning for being here. Dabbler of the year Tukey by the way. Dabbler of the year in case you didn't notice Carl We're gonna we're gonna play a game. We're gonna play a game with you guys and then we're gonna get out of here So at this time I want to ask card if you hang out. I want to get Annie up here

I want to get Lucy tight box back up here and Jenny jingles is gonna join us as well Because we we need to poke a dabler before we get out of here, obviously. Good luck. So Annie, I have a special treat for you. You didn't know this was going to happen tonight. But the editor wrote you a song. Yep, and this is just for you. You didn't know this was gonna happen tonight, but the editor wrote you a song.

Uh oh. Yep, and this is just for you. He is gay, but not me Let's hold hands while we stand and be I'm a sub, control me, laugh and dance for you to grate me Put me in a crib, make me wear a bib Close your eyes and wish me good trip Make me give you a crank, ooh-ah ooh-ah-oh No one oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Now Jim Norton! Oh! I can tell you're emotional right now. You can't believe the love that's being poured out right now by Ed the editor. That was certainly something. That was something, for sure. I'm glad Ed has that editing trait to fall back on. Yes, that is true. Thank you, Ed.

Jenny Jingles, you got a microphone out there? Okay, so we need three contestants who want to try to poke a dabler with us tonight. We need help. We need help. I got two right here. Three? I got three. Alright, we got our contestants. So please guys, come on up over here if you can. Come on down.

Watch out for the beer and the broken glass. The winner is going to win Anthony Kumia's book, Spare Me. Who is the winner is going to get tonight? I have not watched a Poker Dabler, none of us have. Carter's been killing it lately with this. Terrifying. He's hard to beat, really, he is. So let's meet our contestants before we start off.

Who do we got? We got you? I've got me. I'm Nick. Hi Nick. Awesome. Awesome. Your name's awesome? Where are you from awesome? All right where are you from Nick? I'm from Howell. Stand into the microphone. I'm from Howell. All right, and who else? Matt. Matt, where you from, Matt? Milford. All right, everyone traveled real far to see us. Thank you. Appreciate that. You wouldn't know. Let's get into poking a dabbler. Fucking New York. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. What do you say Detroit?

Are you ready to poke a dabbler? What a pandering asshole. I can't hear you. What a pandering dish. Are you ready? Let's poke a dabbler. I think they like me. Who's the Drew Lane show? I have no idea.

The Drew Lane show? Yeah. Apparently they were all goofing on me. Who is it? What a shock. Yeah, I know. Let's see. Oh, goofing on me. Who is it? What a shock. Yeah, I know. Let's see.

Oh, this is the, okay, this should be entertaining, Rob. All right. This guy looks like he's 90. Drew Lane? Drew Lane, I don't know who he is, but. He's a superstar. Yeah, but he's got to join in. Oh, apparently I was hitting on Ivy Supersonic.

I get it. Anytime John is a female guest, you know, John is trying to get laid. Oh my God. He looks like Anthony Cooley, his grandfather. And so he never seems to close the deal. is trying to get laid. Oh my God, he looks like Anthony Cooley as grandfather. That's amazing. He never seems to close the deal. He's interviewing Ivy Supersonic, who was involved with the Stern show for a while.

And Ivy Supersonic invented the... Ice Age Scrat. Yeah, Scrat. It's a combination of a squirrel and a rat. And before the Ice Age movies, there's a little clip of the Scrap going for the acorn. Oh yeah. And it's been on the Ice Age movies. You guys seen that?

She invented that. Oh wow. And Fox stole it from her. Oh. She's been fighting them for years to get her money and she too. Yeah, yeah, and who has her on first? You fucking old bat.

Me. Tells this story. Wasn't Howard. She gives out so many details are unnecessary it's absolutely crazy, it's like she's never done an interview in her life and John is getting really frustrated plus the audio socks and so John is going crazy over the audio and she's trying to fit this is so typical John whatever John is technical problems he never just pauses

the show anyway, this is where typical of John, whenever John has technical problems, he never just pauses the show. Anyway, this is where the technical problems become too much for John. I can't do it. You can't pause a live show. I mean, it's just, it's just, I mean, the guy is just awful. The Drew Lane show, I mean, it's just, yeah, like he's talking about me having all these problems, and then...

What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, lame as anything. B, boring as fuck. Next, old as fuck. Next. Old as rocks. Four. Dumb as it comes. And lastly,

I don't know, to poke a dabler. Alright. I'm actually gonna go to the contestants first. I don't normally do this, but Nick what do you think? Which one are you going with? It's gotta be Old as Rocks. Old as Rocks is what you're going with next. What do you think, Awesome? I don't know. Just answer please. I don't know. He's a fucking idiot. Alright and then Matt, what do you got for us? Lastly, I don't know. He's a fucking idiot. All right, and then Matt, what do you got for us lastly?

I don't know. All right. We got two. I don't know we got an old as rocks. I Think it's be boring as fuck What do you think Lucy type? I was also going to be boring as fuck. What do you think Annie? Dumb as it comes dumb as it comes producer Chris. What do you got? I went with last week. All right, you also have, I don't know. Let's find out. The Drew Lane show, I mean, it's just, like he's talking about me having all these problems and then he's as boring as fuck.

I know, he's like the typical shit layer, he's got a group of four or five people that just like. Oh yeah, all the agree with him. And then the typical whole they stick, oh yeah! That's exactly what she said. He's the protagonist, thanks for the two bucks. Damn, John, get TSN hog out of your mouth.

What do you mean, the Sandusky Network? Laura Skollson, thanks for the fiber. Why are you afraid to go on Drew Lane's podcast? Are you scared of their small-hands producer Brandon? Uh, I'm not afraid of anybody. This means Drew Lane was trashing your hair, comedy, and kids and everything. I don't care. Who's Drew Lane?

I have no idea. Uh, Bucks, for your information, Drew Lane is one of Lady Cade's boys. Just do it. John's ready with Ken. PDB has a real radio legend on today, Drew Lane. Who's PDB and who's Drew Lane? Where am I?

Ooh! Good one. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are Detroit enough to poke a dabbler. Bye Detroit, love you. I hope I'm still alive. And if I'm not, I hope they didn't desecrate my body too badly. Sit Eugene, sit.

Good dog. There's only two. Great game as always Cardiff. You finally got it Paul. You got us again. Guys I want to thank all of you so much for coming out to the Magic Bag on a Friday night. Thank God the Tigers aren't in the World Series. This would have sucked so bad. I was rooting for them and then I'm like, I don't want to get too far though. That would really be bad. So one more time, let's hear it for Drew, Mark, Brandeis, Andy, Lucy, Vinnie, Jen, Chris, Eric, Tukey, Cardiff, OJ and Andy, Marco, Hamburger. Thank you for being here at Who Are These Podcasts live. We'll be in the back. We'll be by the merch table hanging out and then we're going

down to the Irish Pub to hang out and get to have a little after party. But guys, thanks again for coming out. Love you all. Love you all. I'm partying in a must-visit of morning radio. Please tell the show, please tell the show. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Shut the fuck up, ass-wife, and suck my cock. That's the gay lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Boom, hot cake! Who fucking cares? It's boring as shit. Fuck my goody. This dude is fucking corny.

You're starving, human starving. And you know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I know, who are these? Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense. No one told me there was gonna be boasting. Arrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr,

arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, arrrr, okay, bye. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go, goodbye. Goodbye. That was a. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode! That was really great!

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