Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep566 - The Rich Shertenlieb Show
Episode Date: October 31, 2024Another Jocktober has just flown by. We finish off in Boston to review the show that broke off from the mighty The Toucher and Rich Show. Rich Shertenlieb thought he could break off and start his own ...thing without Fred Toucher. We’ll see but so far I don’t like his chances considering his segments include long conversations about facial hair, male nipples, and Tom Brady’s level of attractiveness. Trucker Andy joins the show to get angry that Zakk Wylde is pretending to play guitar in Pantera. Howard Stern makes a mistake during his segment with Bruce Springsteen and blames Gary Dell’Abate. John Gabrus gives his assessment of our review of his show, Action Boyz. Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell are back and they’re still working with JJ. No Agenda gives a shoutout to Stuttering John who falls for yet another work. StutJo somehow spins it into another win… which is NUTS! April Imholte gets heckled during her omnibus hearing and it’s pretty funny. Kevin Brennan has Tom Myers on as a guest on MLC and I can’t tell which one is worse at broadcasting. Cardiff and Annie join the show as we play another round of To Poke A Dabbler, tease the next episode, read a review, and listen to your voicemails. Trucker Andy – https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Cardiff Electric – https://dabbleverse.tv/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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listened separately, we've not discussed it with each other beforehand, let's get into
it. This is a show that is hosted by a guy who used to be with another guy and they were
very popular when he was with the other guy
But then he left that guy and now he's doing his own thing does this sound familiar
Yes, there's a lot of that going on in the world of radio
So I want to get into what the show is now
But I think Andy you brought some research is where it came from yeah, I dug in a little bit the the rich and
Where it came from yeah, I dug in a little bit the the rich and
Touch her unfortunate touch her and rich Fred touch her yeah the touch her and rich was the show yeah, okay?
So he was on the show called touch her and rich and they were huge They were the I guess record-breaking ratings in Boston when they were on the radio
It's a big deal when they were on the radio. And then what earlier this year or late last year?
All of a sudden our boy Rich is gone. He's off the show.
And so the the toucher show goes on and Rich has started up on a competing station.
What are they touching now? With some new people. So I think that's where I want to start Andy if you know
So I think that's where I want to start and if you know
What what you have as far as clips talking about that number one? This is just the news item of the show falling apart
All right
The very popular morning show duo toucher and rich have broken up Fred toucher confirming the departure of rich shirt and leave on the
98.5 the sports hub program this morning
It's unclear exactly what led up to the separation,
but there were reports of discord and contract issues.
Toucher says his new show will launch at the beginning of next year.
This is big news. Obviously a lot of sports talk in Boston going on. Yes.
Yeah. Well,
Boston is like this crazy sports crazed town where of course barstool came out of that and
There's you know Kirk Minahan went from radio over to barstool
And you have all these shows where personalities and a lot of it is based on sports right big teams come out
You know they have all the teams for all the sports to get behind
They've won a lot of championships in the last couple decades So people like sports there, right? It's funny how that works. I'm like our town where nobody wins anything. Yeah, it's not like Detroit
So
Fred toucher
after
Rick just can't rich just leaves to the show
unceremoniously. Right. It seemingly they were renegotiating contracts.
And then this was the big red flag clip to where Fred started to see the show falling apart.
Earlier this year, Rich said some stuff on and off the air about me I didn't like.
So I texted him some things that I had been holding on to from the course of
our relationship, which he did not like. And around that time or around maybe a little
bit later, his agent told my agent a like, maybe it's better if the guys negotiate separately.
We'd always negotiated as a team. Now I said, okay, fine. I don't care. Yeah, we'll negotiate separately now the prevailing wisdom in radio
Is if you're a team you negotiate together?
Because you have more value together as you do a park as we'll soon find out right so here they they just
Fred was a hands-off kind of guy
In the it parallels.pie and Anthony so much yeah that's what the
person suggested this said is that it looks like Rich is kind of more the Opie
of the two and he's really trying to like work every angle and figure out how
to maximize money and for that is going what are we like this guy's my co-host
but we're doing really well in the ratings and people are listening we're
making a lot of money so he's like I'm happy to just come here turn on the
microphone and yeah do my job and there was a lot of
Discussion about how he didn't really know rich outside of the show. Nobody really knew
What he was like as a guy in?
You know in real life right and even said he asked all his co-hosts
I watched this too. Yes, I was goes like do I need you guys know him on a personal level?
They're like no, I'm not at all.
And he's like, and I like Fred's approach.
He's like, which is fine, I don't care.
Yeah.
You know, if we don't wanna be my friend,
we don't be friends, we just do a show together.
But Fred was the opposite.
He's like, describing his colonoscopy
and well, his marital problem.
You know, I'm speculating, but he's more upfront
about his personal life to his audience sure and rich is
Behind the scenes like a big idea guy. Let's do this for promo
I saw that his big their biggest video was him going out and addressing Justin Bieber's audience
And it's like well, that's because people like Justin Bieber's up
Your biggest views on your channel are Justin Bieber's views not yours
But that was he's like I'm gonna capitalize on Bieber right and that's how they're getting views but
Fred is gonna bring up something
I really tried to dig around and figure out what this was but apparently they had some off-air
Falling out that he said it was public but this I think is what drove the
wedge between in the show. When I was out with the throat issue throat issue
remember when I couldn't talk in the beginning of the year and then I came
out and I went to Dr. Zervis and he said that you know you can't talk for three
weeks you're gonna have to miss five weeks of work. I didn't get paid. When I was out with all that,
I got into a problem with Rich that became public. He went to management.
We had a meeting that was very, very bizarre. But after the meeting, I did what management wanted
me to do. They asked if I would do something.
I agreed.
I thought the problem would go away if I built the bullet.
And from that point on, I thought
it would be business as usual.
So apparently Rich is filming him taking a shit or something.
I'm sure that's what it is.
It's a weird meeting to have.
So something happens, and basically they just can't work together anymore
Rich's agent says we should negotiate our
contract renewal separately right and I
Assume walked into the management's office and said unless you give me X amount of dollars more
I'm not gonna work with Fred and they said best of luck
so two more just context clips the reason that Fred got to stay on is because he is a company man yeah it's easy to deal with the manager likes
them because I want communication to be more open but I talked to you guys in
rich didn't discuss his and this is not an insult to rich but he didn't discuss
any of this with you guys no like like he didn't act like anything was going on. So
you have to understand and the reason I'm saying that is I'm being completely honest
with you but I can only talk from my perspective and I talked to you guys and he wasn't saying
that either. Now I can only spark myself my negotiation went well. Now believe it or not, because of the way I've been portrayed, I have a good
relationship with management. And part of the reason I have a good relationship with
management is because I've taken a lot of bullets.
Okay, so the next one is this is where you really realize who the villain is because
They we're only hearing one side of this, but yes
But when you the other you don't have to hear it all you have to do is go to riches
YouTube channel, it's called a rich a doesn't exist because I clicked the link and it was broken oh
Or what it is is all touch your enrich content, okay?
It's populated with all their old stuff. Oh
Okay, because of this clip five it's kind of speak of the lack of communication when rich pulled the touch your enrich accounts and put
Them in his name
He never like when hey Fred. I'm pulling the touch your enrich accounts
They have your name on him and I'm putting him in my name. He never said anything to me about him
on the Toucher and Rich accounts, they have your name on them,
and I'm putting them in my name.
He never said anything to me about them.
When we did the dumb syndication thing
that I felt was never gonna work,
when the syndication thing ended,
he told me and Nick and Mike and John at the same time,
even though it was my name on the show.
But that was just the way Rich was.
He didn't really tell me anything,
and I went along with it.
Everything was going well.
Like, you know, like we had good ratings.
So he's a just get along kind of guy, like, all right,
whatever, I'll go along with it.
Things are good.
I don't want to rock the boat.
Yeah, that's to his detriment.
Well, maybe not because he's still on the radio
on the current station.
Right.
Where everyone's listening to him.
Yeah, and Rich takes all the content,
goes over to
do Classic rock radio basically that was what I understood rich didn't really want to do sports talk
He wanted to do something different
So he just took all of their content and left and now it's all on riches channel all the touch and rich stuff is over there
and
He had a short of him showing up to his first day on
the job at his at I heart on his new radio show it's the saddest fucking one
minute you ever he's just nobody's there to greet him he's walking in at 6 a.m.
absolutely nobody is he's looking around nobody's welcoming him nobody's glad
that he's there he walks into the studio and it's just being run by a robot like
It's pathetic and there's no money in radio anymore. Yeah, there's a couple stations. Maybe per market
They're doing well, and the rest of them are just dying. Yeah, so
Not maybe a step backwards. I don't know what rich thought he was gonna get well
It's interesting to that because I heard that same thing where he wasn't really that interested in sports
But his current lineup is Ted Johnson
Who was a former linebacker for the Patriots three times Super Bowl winner is one of the co-hosts and then this guy Michael Hurley
who's a sports commentator and
You know, it's hard to keep up because I looked this up when they launched this show in May. It was
Ted Michael and then Charlotte Wilder and Mike Giardi those two are gone already
And then you got Kenny Young the producer I guess he's still there
But it was surprising to see like there's no women on this show which is a great thing
But there used to be and she's already gone. She's already doing other things, but she's also involved in sports seems like he got there
Things weren't what he expected the grass wasn't greener, right?
So now he's just bringing on these sports guys to bring back the good old days of what people want what people are showing up
For so now let's see what kind of spicy talk they have going on in the morning when you wake up
With rich. Thanks Kenny grow the beard back be a man
Joe said he liked it too. Joe Joe's nice as hell. He's not gonna say anything
I mean it though. You have a nice clean shaving face, bro. Thanks, man
Like I like my men burly
Like the bear
Coward I want you to look like the guy in the tough enough video put a wrench in your hand
Let's get a little oil on that face
Do a little dancing with smoke in the background squeal like a pig
You need to be burlier son
Your family doesn't even like you your family can't look at you without a beard do something
Yeah, did you hear what his wife said yesterday? Your family doesn't even like you. Your family can't look at you without a beard. Do something about it.
Did you hear what his wife said yesterday?
So one of the guys shows up with a cleanly shaven face and they're like, all right, we
don't do any prep today.
We just talk about this.
This is a guy show guys talking about beards and facial hair and they got some great stories
about having beards.
And this one is a long one.
It makes zero sense.
And there's no payoff.
Spoilers on this clip.
I feel you, man.
I've been there before.
I have been there before.
I mean, as a matter of fact,
as when my best friend got married,
the one thing he asked me to do,
because he thought it was hysterical
how fast that I grew facial hair,
it was like, I want you to grow a three month
ungroomed beard as my best man.
It's the only thing I'm asking you to do.
I don't care about throwing a batch. I just want you to have this.
And I had a beard where I looked like just a serial killer.
Are you following this so far? Best friend's getting married, he's the best
man and he goes I don't care about a bachelor party or anything else. I just
want you to grow a beard out that looks ridiculous. Does that make any sense? No, of
course not. But let's see where he's going with this.
I mean it was down here.
It was all scruffy.
There was crap in it.
I didn't know how to eat right.
Like I'd eat a burrito and parts of it would just get stuck in it and I didn't know how
to do it.
Smell hours later?
Yeah.
And like I didn't like know to cut around my lip, you know, and like it was just all
hanging out over my lip.
I looked absolutely awful.
Yeah.
And when I finally shaved it, I looked at myself in
the mirror and it looked like my head had grown into the size of a peanut. For some
reason when visually you're used to someone's head being bigger because of like the beard.
And even if it was just a little bit of a beard, when you shave it, it is the most unsettling
thing even for yourself looking into the mirror Wow what a take, huh?
So I grew out this long beard and I shaved it. I look different
Yeah, that's shaving my beard make about it. Would this be interesting to you?
What do you listen to this? Yeah, see say that your buddy was trying to piss off his mother-in-law or yeah
What's the point of this doesn't make any sense?
I'd rather you throw me a bachelor party than grow out your beard, but okay, whatever so you heard him say right there
He's just like so what's the deal does your like face change?
When you have a beard and you shave a beard is it is it truly a thing that if you've had a beard for a long
Time and you shave it that your skin like Titans like you like is your face truly shaped in a different way
Or is it just that visually?
We are used to seeing it one way, and it just doesn't look right what a stupid question that is
What a stupid question, but I watch you a lot you ask a lot of stupid questions
Fucks he talking about what to get out about good
I feel like my face looks different than it did before I grew a beard is there something to that no
Yeah, I mean I do have it out for 20 years?
Then, yeah, your face is gonna be different.
Yeah, it was covered with hair and now it's not.
Yeah.
That's the difference.
But this, he goes on and on.
This conversation goes on and on and on.
This is the thing that I think radio people do so poorly
or well, based on what they're trying to accomplish,
is they can take a mundane topic like facial hair and get 20 minutes
out of it, and we're just going to talk about our experiences with facial hair and
It even gets to the point where they got some funny ideas for bits. You should grow an evil guy will go tea
Dude I'll demo you five bucks if you do that
bucks if you do that I'm serious just to go to like a robin and mid 90s reliever yes soul patch that guy on the soul patch there's a guy in the Dodgers right
now with the chin beard keeping it alive for the bullpen guys in the night
it's tough that's a tough look Wow good stuff guys how fun will you five bucks if
you look ridiculous well I'll do for 250 what that's awesome this is the first
segment of the morning
This is what they're sitting down and it's not even chatting about not even bad
How about 50 bucks if you have a Hitler mustache for?
I'll do it
All right, so then this goes on and on finally
It's time to segue into the bumper, into the
commercial break. And this is a radio pro right here has been doing it for decades.
This is how you do it. Well, I'll tell you, start eating a lot of French food. Oh yeah.
Then you're looking good. All right. Well, six, one, seven, nine, three, one, one, double
a seven, someone who does not have facial hair and doesn't need it in order to dominate from
the three point line is Peyton Pritchard. He is a God amongst men. And last
night he absolutely lit up the TD garden. We'll get to that right after this.
Every conversation you hold should begin something like this. Did you catch a game last night?
You are listening to the rich certainly show here on WZL X
That's like a guy sports show right there every competition start with did you see the game last night?
Let's talk about the game What else is there to talk about right beards? Yeah, okay talking about beards or the game or we can talk about nipples
now this is interesting because
You brought up
the social media presence and how Rich is all about
the publicity and he wants to get the notoriety,
whether it helps their radio show or not.
And so there's people who cut up little segments
and put them on Instagram forum,
get people excited about the radio show to check it out.
And he made an observation on this latest video.
Yesterday,
Hurley, you posted two videos on our Instagram and Emerson, you have this room so effing cold
that my nipples, I could have dialed a phone with those things. Should I have blurred them out like
I did when you took your shirt off? My nipples are gratuitously poking through my shirt.
Nice job, kid.
So Rich is really concerned about what his nipples
were looking like on the Instagram.
So I'm like, wow, that must be crazy.
Let me check that out.
I decided to find the link to that
and to see what he's talking about.
I don't even need to play the audio.
It really doesn't matter what they're talking about.
Let's just check out Rich's nips here in this shirt that he's wearing
Okay, so that's it right there
And you put this guy to shame are you kidding?
In any single way I could tell I could tell that he has nipples
But that's kind of where it starts and ends for me when I love about this not impressed
This is my favorite part of checking out these guys Instagrams because I know how this works
They work for corporate I heart media and I heart me is gonna be like no guys
It's really important. We get engagement on social media
That's one of the ways that we measure the success of the show
We sell advertisers on that so we want to get a lot of posts up there on people engaging in it
So there are three comments on this video and this video is about the Patriots winning a football game
Which is I don't know used to be a big deal in New England and maybe it's not anymore, but whatever so they put up this thing
It's not about his nipples. So you this is the observation he makes after the fact and the first
Comment is from Mike Hurley who's a co-host on the show.
He says, hey nipples hey at hey rich hey.
And that of course came out a day after this was posted
after Rich made the comment on the show.
And then the next commenter is Emerson,
who's also a co-host on the show.
I should mention there's a guy named Emerson,
another guy named JoJo on there now.
And it says, OMFG, those nipples on rich are so hard with an emoji
And then the response to that is
Let's find out. It's rich himself at
Emerson with the same joke I could dial a phone with those things. Yeah, that's what you said the radio
It's a written that one down. I guess pretty good dial a phone
He must have written that one down, I guess. Pretty good.
Dial a phone.
Dude, they're...
Imagine.
Their engagement on their videos is terrible.
It's through the floor.
Shit that has, is four months old,
has barely 400 views on it.
Yeah.
It's really pathetic.
Well, they have almost no presence online.
And that was kind of bumming me out,
because like I said
I was looking for his YouTube channel. I couldn't find anything you found some stuff. They had a big celebrity on yeah
a little conversation with what was it Zach Wilde? Zach Wilde
Comes on and all he can talk about at the beginning
You got to love it when you're a famous guitar player that is currently touring and all
I love it when you're a famous guitar player that is currently touring and all
Somebody wants to know about is somebody that you played with once back. It's this is do a little research Hey, Zach, well, you bet Ozzy Osborne, right? Yeah. Yeah, that's weird with Ozzy
Christ all I know about Zach Wilde
It is kind of wild when you think about like for the outside looking at there's you know when when people like first when your kid there was all
These legends of Ozzy and you know the dirt which came out a lot of people learned about how when Motley Crue met him
You know
He took the thing of ants and just snorted up a big line of ants on a popsicle stick and they knew at this moment
All right, we thought we were crazy
Ozzy's just the king
Did you like that?
Yes
Yeah, I did too. That was awesome
Did you like that? Yes
Yeah, I did too. That was awesome
Zack wasn't there the story that he's referring to I know nothing to do with him at all. It's it's so
Embarrassing embarrassing for rich just he doesn't know anything
At one point Zack's there with his wife and rich just starts talking to his wife because he doesn't have anything to say
to Zach anymore
Doesn't seem embarrassed right right you wouldn't pull up a Wikipedia page or something because your best selling album is blah blah blah
Yeah, I don't know at least Chris Farley is ashamed of himself. Yeah, and a fan. He's just you know nervous
Skip to clip 8 this was one of the dumber things that came out in the interview is
Zach Wilde's children's names apparently
He's naming them after guitar players and bands and shit. Okay. I want to meet isotopes
So it's a Hendrix and Sabbath are okay, so
Are either or is anyone your family thinking about or are they in a band and potentially doing what dad does for a living?
Hendrix and Sabbath aren't but my daughter pussy rocket is
Hendrix and Sabbath
That great it's bad. Okay one more. This is really pissing me off. You can see that
Zack wild is sporting all of the Pantera gear
He's got a pantera hat on and pantera shirt and I am a pantera fan and I saw
Zack wild
Play pantera songs. I'm not now. They're trying to like make
This the new version of pantera and it's it's upsetting to me
Okay, I understand
It's no dime bag. Yeah clip time
All right. Well. We've got Zach Wild in studio
He's going to be performing not only tomorrow night in front of Metallica with the great Pantera, and we'll get into all of that as well
Man, what a great what a great when I heard, I was like, he's the only one that
can do it.
And it's not just because he's got the chops.
It's because of how close he was to the band.
It just felt right.
So a lot of people are excited.
This is the first time you're here in Boston, by the way, with Pantera.
I know you hit New Hampshire.
So there's a lot of people are going to be seeing your version of Pantera.
Yeah.
Yeah, the fellas.
Yeah.
So a lot of people got, I know you've been for a while But this is this is the first time in Boston
So you get Metallica you get Pantera as well also I want to talk to you about the berserkers festival
He's gonna be out there tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, which I like that. I like the new MAMA stuff from the fellows. Yeah, absolutely
Oh, yeah
Wolf gave in hell. It's the best man. Helen
And fucking Jack Wild and the guy from anthrax is that the best version of pantera
I was decide like the brothers that her dad were made the whole band and the singer that fucking doesn't have it anymore
They're gonna tune the they gotta go down like a step and a half so they could still sing the songs
But yeah, go see pantera. Well, it is his job to promote that job. I understand your
So triggered by Iron Maiden and pantera. I know these people talking about I
By the way, he said that he's the best guy to be the guitarist for Pantera also
Whoever the guitar tech was for dime bag Darrell probably the best guy to be the yeah
Because people don't know this the guitar tech knows how to play all the songs
If the guitarist breaks a finger the guitar can go on there and not miss a beat for the most part. That was my biggest problem when I
saw him it was just Zach Wilde being Zach Wilde over the over Pantera songs
yeah it did not he had to actively be like well I'm just gonna nail this one
like I'll play Cemetery Gates the way you want to hear it I'll play Cowboys
from Hell the way you want to hear it only tuned down at a step and a half
It just didn't it's not the same. It's not the same band. Just call it something else All right, Andy, we need to get you to relax a little bit. I think I think what you need are some sounders
Hmm. One of the things we all have about radio shows is
There's you know, usually a guy who's got a soundboard in front of them has some hilarious sounders
And of course Rich is talking about his nipples.
Now I personally have never heard
a hard nipple sounder before, but they have it covered.
Yeah, he's right, Rich.
Like Monday mornings, you're pretty fired up
coming off of NFL Sundays.
You were definitely fired up yesterday.
Oh, but then he walks into the studio and,
is that like a fired up meter?
It's a, what I'm poking? That means I come walk in and I'm poking, you guys are like, oh boy, here comes one from Rich. the guy walks into the studio and is that like a fired up
meter? It's a it's a what I'm
checking. That means I can walk
in and I'm poking you guys like
oh boy. Yeah, one from Rich.
You were here we go. Yeah.
Especially a rare Patriots win.
Your nipples are hard. You go
from six to midnight. Now, if
we're talking like LeBron James
playing basketball with his son,
you go from midnight to six and
you're as soft as hell. It's
it's like a turkey timer. Okay So for some reason the nipples get hard one at a time. Okay, one of them the other
It's a pretty funny stuff though, right? So I'll fire it up on a Monday morning
So those nipples are getting hard, you know, that's usually what I think when I see a guy with hard nipples like oh you're fired up
obviously
So you heard that the joke about the turkey timer?
Wow, this gets pretty funny. This is a hot take right here
So it's like a turkey timer. It's a hot take timer. Just you know, I'm ready to
The takes are ready when the turkey timers are poking
So apparently this discussion that started with, hey, you can see my nipples on an Instagram
video is now it's like, and by the way, that means you got a funny joke ready to go.
We can see your nips.
Get ready to laugh everybody.
This is going to get great.
Nope.
Oh, well, what you definitely want to hear though is them using the sounder again into the break. You can't let that go
I mean, it's such a good one. You don't want to just let that play a few times
You can put a their meat thermometer anywhere. Okay. We have to break
We're laughing out there
Hey JJ's in the chat.
And JJ's been a member for five months. Thank you, JJ.
He says, Pantera was excellent
with Zach Wild at Madison Square Garden.
He saw them, and he
said they were great. He wasn't trying
to be Dimebag. And he says,
JJ, how dare you?
And he's not having it, but
I saw, lamb of God
blow them off the stage all right
I mean was it a battle of the bands you know for sure they won no they were good
I mean, I was fun. It's not the same pain. Yeah, I understand
You're saying then they come into their third segment now. They've already talked about beards
They've talked about nipples, and they set up the third segment
And they're like we probably haven't talked about those things enough
We kind of ran the gamut was in the first 30 minutes of the show
We might have to revisit some of that later on possibly. Maybe not the nipple stuff everything else perfectly fine
Oh, yeah, let's get back to the beard. Talk spoiler. They will
So apparently they're like, yeah
Well, we used up all my notes in the first 30 minutes
I guess I have to keep rehashing this but it's also sports talk time. And so they're going to play some audio because the night before the Boston
Celtics won their fourth straight game to start the season. And there's this guy, Peyton
Pritchard, who scored 28 points off the bench. Very exciting. And so they play the sports announcer calling the game and they react to what he says.
The pitching hour in late October.
Stop.
No, I like that.
I like it.
I like it.
Yeah, I did.
I like it.
Oh, shut up.
That was great.
Stop.
That was great.
Please stop.
That's annoying. That's That was great. Please stop.
That's annoying.
That's annoying.
I'm giving Drew.
Is it annoying?
Yeah.
It's annoying.
Almost immediately.
Yeah.
Who the fuck was doing that?
I couldn't tell.
There's too many different people on this show, but someone was just making a wild noise.
And everyone was like, stop it.
No, seriously.
What the fuck are you doing?
I'm trying to get fired.
Yeah, right.
It kind of sounded like Man Cow for a second.
Everyone's screaming, I love it, man cow for a second. I would scream
Get a rubber and warming up
So yes, thank you This becomes a discussion about if that's a cool sports call or not to say the preaching hour
When Pritchard hit that three-pointer or be Harlan and be like a dagger right between the eyes
bleeding from the face until you die a thousand times.
With no regard for human life.
Listen, that's great too.
Bang!
That's awesome.
Love it.
And the preaching hour.
That's great too.
Unnatural.
That's called unnatural.
No it's not.
It's called doing something new.
So this turns into this guy embarrassing himself.
I know how to do it.
You go, wow, bleh, bleh, bleh.
OK, I guess.
Sounds exciting.
And then there's some little inside baseball talk right here
about why a sports announcer would have things ready,
like the preaching hour, when it's appropriate to say
something like that.
Everton, you know what that reeked of?
Syracuse.
That reeked of the Syracuse grad doing Syracuse things.
That is something that was written down beforehand.
So it's well known.
Of course, Sam Roberts went to Syracuse.
Syracuse is a very highly known and well thought of communication school.
A lot of people go to Syracuse for communications.
So I guess he's saying that he got a good education there and learned how to announce
games and that sucks.
It's dumb.
So that was the big topic.
I guess people ought to just take sides on that because I was like, yeah, whatever.
It wasn't great.
It wasn't terrible.
It was fucking boring. Yeah, it was just boring doesn't know what gives a shit
You think they talk about the actual game more instead of just like how the guy called a three-pointer
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You brought us a bunch of free DraftKings swag to cover up my pokey nipples
Hey, don't forget people can go on the DK shop man go on the DK shop and grab your own swag
Dude, or just draft kings calm so Emerson works for DraftKings and is like, hey, you can go buy DraftKings swag.
Why would I do that?
You're a gambling site.
I don't want to own a DraftKings shirt.
It's also not swag if you buy it.
Correct.
Right.
That's not how that works at all.
I thought that was really stupid.
Like, hey, do you want to own a shirt from this company I work for?
No.
Do you?
Yeah.
I think I'd be really upset if I lost a three-team parlay by a point and I'm wearing my draft king shirt
I know when it hit a jackpot
At the casino the first thing I do is go and buy a t-shirt with the name of the casino. Yeah
That's how you splurge. Why would anybody do that? All right. Here's another feature to the show. It's the talk back
So when you're listening on the iHeartRadio app,
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Let's go to the talkbacks, which you can leave us one
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type in WZLX or Rich Shurt and Levin.
I love it when we get in in the morning,
and already before seven o'clock, we are fully loaded.
Let's keep them coming, here's one. Why all of a sudden do I feel like Emerson is gonna be required to wear a Peyton Pritchard jersey in the bedroom?
That's right. That little king last night. I feel hot and bothered. I go babe the Peyton Pritchard jersey stays on during sex
And they'll have to act like oh that's amazing that's really funny
He's gay for a bit so hilarious. Could you imagine guys?
He's having size of that Jersey on right?
Fifteen more minutes guys come on. Okay. Yeah, let's play another one for the talk back
And this was addressing the nipple talk that we had earlier. Yes all this talk about nipples getting mine ready to cut glass. Oh
Yeah, it's a want to spike a football between ever since butt cheeks
Yeah, they should want to spike a football between ever since butt cheeks
Was aggressive that is from a grokking to remember doesn't make sense
Fucking thing sucks. Make sure a spike of football between butt cheeks. Hmm. Okay
Good stuff your dick the football. I guess they're all like
Can you imagine? All right? This is just a rando clip that I have on here because they're talking about this movie called here starring Tom Hanks
And I guess it's getting panned
Critics are not loving it
And so they're talking about that and this just jumped out of me as I was listening to the show like that doesn't sound right
Ben Franklin shows up. I got deep into these reviews our house by the talking head starts playing if you didn't think that was too on
the nose
Okay, chris made the same reaction. I did what I was like our house by the talking heads
Burning down the house is by the talking heads our house is madness
But I guess it gets confused a lot people think that our house is a talking head song. I didn't know that
Yeah weird. Anyway, wrong. no one corrects them
Moving on so there's they're having this conversation up This is a podcast version they put out
But I guess they do play music too because the reaction to the song that was just being played and I don't know the song
It's because I didn't hear it. So they're coming out of the song and this is just bizarre
And this is just bizarre
It is the rich certainly show here on WZL X like you suck this is too whiny let me try
I'll give you a million dollars if you can name that guy Well, it's five bucks for shaving your face and a million dollars for naming the singer that sucks of some band
But I like this impression of how the guy was singing probably spot-on
Probably good stuff. It's going on my board. Yeah hard to tell from the context. I heard
Now of course is a show out of New England, so you have to talk about Tom Brady
It's required just like in Canada. That's why 50% of the music has to be from Canadian born
It's required just like in Canada, that's why 50% of their music
has to be from Canadian born artists.
In New England, you have to talk about Tom Brady
25% of the time on every talk show.
And it actually is gonna go up for some reason.
And so let's talk about how hot Tom Brady is.
Andy, feel free to jump in
with your thoughts on this at any time.
Tom Brady, who we all know probably is just,
he's Mr. Perfect.
He was born, you know, extremely good-looking
You know, he has this football tap. You don't think he's not good looking got looking out
I don't think he showed up good looking that's a good point
That's a good point. If you look at him when he first joined the league
He does kind of have a little bit of the pie face. Sorry, I interrupted you
He's got a little bit of a shirt and leap face going on
Then he turned himself into an Adonis. Yeah, how hot is Tom Brady?
This is the talk we want to have on our guy show in the morning. We're just talking about beers
Let's talk about hot Tom Brady is I mean he's hotter now that he was all though. I agree with you on that
2006 Tom Brady was my favorite. I mean he's the Nickelback of quarterbacks
Canadian music reference. Oh, I see
I get it now. Let's find that in New England you have to talk about Tom Brady
25% of the time when Tom Brady's commentating he has to talk about Tom Brady 100%
I know fucking time finally got to hear Tom Brady doing the color because he did it for the Bills game this past
Yeah, we got me. I watched the red zone channel
I hear him time to time but not like really for an entire game and every single thing
He brings up is like well when I was a quarterback
And we did this and I would talk to that coach and he would tell me blah blah blah
It was just like everything was through the lens of Tom Brady rather than just analyzing what's going on in the field
Yeah, Tom another play just happened
That's why Romo is good
Puts you on the field and yeah that and you get like insider information like that and Brady's just like oh yeah
But me me me me yeah me me me me me
I agree me me me me let's get back to Instagram real quick I have another example of the videos
that they post when you check out their Instagram page of course they're watching the world series
but that still was not the weirdest thing that happened this is Kike Hernandez oh my goodness
that happened. This is Kike Hernandez. Oh my goodness. What? Hell yeah. Dude, that is so weird right there. That is one guy. They hip thrust for a high five. They knock their
penises against each other. They were bumping uglies, Ted. Like they go like penis to penis.
They go crotch to crotch there. It's really good. All right. Who is this? It's
the LA Dodgers celebratory penis. What are you doing here? You're not supposed to be around here.
What's up boys? What's up? How you hanging today? This is some bit. It's almost like when Howard
Stern, all of a sudden there's a knock on the door and it's like, Oh, a celebrity's here.
You know what I love doing? What is that Mr. Celebratory
Penis? Banging my celebratory penis against other celebratory penises. Well that sounds kind of
fun I appreciate it. All right there. Just sitting here rocking and docking. Okay thank you so much.
All right. They did it like it was so fucking rich. Okay all right yeah that fun is fun but
okay a lot of penis talk out here. A little blue. Yeah, let's talk more about Tom Brady and how hot he is.
Come on.
Synchronize.
The other guy did not.
He's like, oh, we're going for a chest bump, huh?
No, there's one guy curling and one guy like, oh yeah.
Their laptops and shit.
This is the budget that we were talking about earlier.
Andy, when you were saying he showed up, there's just fucking no one there.
Yeah, there's no production.
They don't do a video version of the show like everyone else is doing
It's they're just dying on the body on I know you have a budget to facilitate this
Well, you were just watching another one that was like this do they're just yes, they're laptops to each other
Yes, that one out of North or yeah, North Carolina, whatever. Charlotte, I think. YouTube is your friend, guys.
You can figure it out.
It's terrible.
So you heard that there's a trivia segment to this.
Of course there is.
And you won't believe what they choose
as the topic for trivia.
Who bumped penises?
All right, Jim, here we go.
Your category today is, in honor of Michael Hurley dudes who look absolutely
hysterical without their facial hair
They're still talking about facial hair guys
All right, the first color you to call it. Where's I'm a facial hair
If you didn't hear it hurley shaved his face and now like his kids can't look at him
They like don't like it and they want to leave the room it
Spooks them out
He's gonna one-year-old doesn't call him daddy anymore. He's so much
Easily hateable. No, he just he just looks way different. He does
Evil Michael Hurley, no, no if he had a tea that it would be evil Michael Hurley
He's got a girl go tea. Yeah, that was just like kind of Gary
Evil Michael Hurley. He's got a girl goatee. Yeah, that was just like Uncle Gary
These guys notes. He's got like six bullet points for a four-hour show
All right. Let's see evil goatee
What else do I got here? I think they belong over at gab hearts. I you know, I have a lot more on this clip I'm gonna kill it. That's enough of that
We get the point speaking of what's going on over at GebHarts, do you want to hear an expert on the subject
of radio falling out, what his opinion is?
I happened to check this out too
when I was doing my research,
I saw that you pulled it, so I appreciate that.
That's super interesting.
No, it's not interesting at all.
It actually, as you point out,
that Christian Blatt had blind Mike
on one of these broadcasters when these two broke up,
Toucher and Rich, and so Mike analyzed it and broke it down. He's from that area He's a big radio guy so blind Mike's the guy to talk to about this stuff not
Opie apparently cold take Opie not fucking Opie
Who has to get himself involved in this because well it doesn't have you someone asked him the question
But what I want to point out here is that he's the one who decided this should be its own video short
On his youtube channel because of course people are googling this and so oh, oh, he's talking about it
What's opi gonna say? What do you think about toucher and rich falling apart? It happens to a lot of radio guys, man
a lot of radio guys man a lot of radio guys Touch her and rich they were a very very popular radio show after me and Anthony left Boston
And they had a hell of a run obviously and now what they're on the outs a lot of radio guys
They end up on the outs
Without getting into the drama what happens is like
Why you say something interesting without getting into the drama?
That's all you talk about the drama between you and Anthony and Jim all the fucking time
Do you have insights into their drama? It's a pressure cooker to do a high-profile radio show. You're with the guy every day
For hours, you're really over focused on trying to get something done
You pretty much see your radio partner more than like your family and then the pressure of doing it every day and entertaining
An audience and then you got ratings coming it every day and entertaining an audience,
and then you got ratings coming out,
if they dip a little bit,
then you're feeling that stress and that pressure.
And I think, you know, I've said it a bunch.
Like I said, without getting into the details today,
because I really am trying to do less of that,
less of that stuff,
but unfortunately every day it's what people want
to talk about on my live stream, but unfortunately every day it's what people want to talk about
on my livestream.
But without getting into like the specifics, the Opie and Anthony show in the end just
wore me out.
In the end, it just wore me out.
What does this have to do with the original question on this?
What are we talking about here?
Guys, just so you know, when people work together closely for a long time, they can start to
despise each other. Yeah. Thanks, Hopi.
Inevitably, you start playing Candy Crush.
Right. Wow. You're such an expert on this. Thanks for your insights.
And I think the same thing probably could be said for Toucher and Rich up there in Boston.
I bet you doing that show every day and the pressure of it,
I bet you just wore those guys out as well. And there you go.
Honestly, they didn't have that much pressure.
They were crushing it nonstop.
They were blowing away.
Someone in the chat was saying the highest rating of any show in all of the United States
on the radio, they were destroying it.
And that's when we were watching Fred Toucher earlier.
That's what he was saying too.
He's just like, listen, it was a fucking sweet gig.
I just showed up here.
We were making money and everyone was happy. So's what he was a dude. Just like listen. We was a fucking sweet gig I just showed up here. We were making money and
Everyone was happy so seems like a good deal
Hmm well
I know that opiates hot takes about a lot of people and I think he's gonna have some hot takes about the guy
Who's gonna be featured in our?
Because my buddy Mike pointed this out to me that Howard Stern had Bruce Springsteen
in studio.
And not just Bruce Springsteen, but the E Street Band.
And they're performing a song here and Howard Fox off. Beautiful water, beautiful water, beautiful water
Oh, now the night
Beautiful, what a band.
Groove bright, starry shoelaces grew bright stars through life we're dancing in the light
we're down in the water in a stone pot
yeah right, Howard really knows this music really well
so they just do that little false ending thing
Howard's immediately like, oh wow you guys are great
Bruce is laughing, they get to the end of the song
and Howard is humiliated.
I'm going home. Goodbye. I interrupted your song. That's so humiliating. You guys.
I suck. Oh god. Get me out of here.
That is a beautiful jazzy feel to it too, man. I love it. All right, so that's what went down last week. And Mike was telling me about this when we
were hanging out the other day. So then it turns out he messaged me and he goes, oh,
Howard addressed that on the show this week.
He's still beating himself up.
Oh no. Guess what? It's no longer his fault.
Oh, he meant to do that.
Can you imagine whose fault it might be? Bruce Springsteen. Gary. It's Gary Del his fault. Oh, he meant to do can you imagine whose fault it might be?
Bruce Springsteen Gary, it's Gary del Abate's fault, of course, but it was a great day and I loved it and
Although I'm pissed off at Gary a little bit because Gary do that. Well, he knows what he did
Do you know why I'm mad at you?
I don't Okay, I'll spell it out for you. It's so bizarre that Howard has to turn everything into I'm mad at Gary
It's getting so played out now
You just heard that was a hundred percent Howard to recognize and you always see it when you go to live shows
The band will have a rest somewhere and people will start applauding
But you could tell when the musicians are done and when they're
Ready to keep playing. Oh, absolutely. You've never heard the song before you should be able to tell that but let's see why it's Gary's fault
So, you know the interview was perfect except for the faux pas that during during one song
There's a big pause in the song and I played that song many times on the radio when I was a disc jockey
But they stopped,
you know, spirit in the night.
All right.
And then they stop and I was like, Whoa, that was so good.
I was really overwhelmed by it.
And Bruce wasn't done.
It's a pause in the song.
And then, you know, I felt bad and everything, but it was kind of funny and it worked.
You know, we all were laughing.
But then afterwards, Gary turns to Jason or somebody and goes, I can't believe boss fell for that,
the false ending on Spirit in the Night.
Everyone always does.
So I was like.
I didn't say I can't believe you fell for it,
everyone always does.
Gary was at the rehearsal.
Gary knows about the fall. Gary goes, everyone falls for for the false and you think Gary would have said to me hey by the
Way, I know they're playing spirit in the night. Oh, God. You know be careful. There's a false. He's the guy never
Care you just can I mean people Jason tell the truth you heard that a stretch
Oh my god, why didn't you tell me I was gonna screw that up? Yeah, you wanted me to screw up
You didn't even tell me I was gonna screw that up. Yeah, you wanted me to screw up You didn't even tell me not to
That's insane Gary stood up like he was gonna start applauding so I just figured the song was over that would have been a better
That would be something right? I said was people fall for that all the time, and you fell for it
That's that's what he said well
He's gonna say that he didn't say that that Jason's making that up now Jason is the news-telling John on the show
He's the guy who's gonna stir the shit
So who knows what Gary actually said is you're gonna hear him complain about this
But I just can't believe I brought this up the other day
But it reminds me again of Biff in back to the future, you know
The way that the movie starts off is just I can't believe you'd love me your car without telling me
There's a blind spot after he told us their car. It makes it their fault
I can't believe you'd love me your car without tell me there's a blind spot after he told us their car
Makes it their fault. How would you want some guy a car without telling him? There's a blind spot
Ever said everybody falls for the false and that's not wait That's not what Gary said he came out and he said something very along the line of oh, I knew Howard was gonna do that
There are I knew that was
I knew that was gonna happen. Yes, you did.
And then if I knew I would have said something.
Well, then you wouldn't.
Because then I followed up in your office.
I call Gary into my office in the morning before the Bruce interview.
And I said, Gary, any of your thoughts, you were there at the rehearsal, is there anything
you can share with me that might be useful?
Well, both.
I saw that it was the best thing I ever saw.
It was better than anything I ever saw
Nils was sitting and setting up he was singing to himself. It was like a fucking constant
Now Gary's the biggest
Springsteen fan on the planet so he got to watch rehearsals like they sound fucking amazing everything's working everyone's happy about this No, no problems. He wouldn't go in there be like I hear the following things that you might screw up all interviewing him if he did that hard like fuck you
I've been doing I think I'm a professional
fired
One mention of spirit in the night has a false ending not one not one Jason and then he says to Jason
What do you say give me the quote again? Okay?
I knew Howard would do that there or I knew that would happen there was something it was something like he knew it was coming
Coming why when he says Jason's just bald-faced like I am not
Gary you remember I follow you
Don't you don't you have a guy in to get on the air you are you're like a fucking douche
We got to find this guy's podcast when he leaves the Howard Stern show Jason Kaplan. He's gonna be another one
True I know I
Shut up for a second you think that I absolutely knew and wanted Howard to fail is that the premise here
No, but you didn't
Get him protect. Okay, so what about
Director and every other fucking person that was there the night
before that's all?
Oh, here we go.
Oh, here we go.
I didn't pull them in to ask them for their...
Yeah.
I didn't pull them.
I pulled you in.
Stop looking at who else was there.
Howard, after he said that, I was sitting there and I'm going like, wait a second, what?
So then I walked into Gary's office and I said, hey, maybe this was an impromptptu thing Maybe Bruce just played this song on the fly and Gary didn't know it was coming and therefore wouldn't have a chance to tell you
So I asked him that I go. Oh, you know and he's like no no Bruce Bruce planned this
He showed me like the sheet of Bruce's song. So no
He knew the song was coming. That's why I was a little I mean, yeah
I was a little mad at Gary, but other than that everything was fine
little I mean I was a little mad at Gary but other than that everything was fine could have give me a heads up but it's alright I made it work as I do whenever
there's a screw-up but other than that was perfect and I mean admittedly I you
know I felt bad but it was kind of funny. It was funny. Let me ask you, Gary.
I thought the song was over,
and then they started playing again.
And you had already sort of said, thank you for that.
Gary, if I was walking,
and there's a banana peel like 10 feet in front of me,
do you just, like in my pathway,
and it's clear I could slip on it,
would you just say nothing, and then afterwards go. No, afterwards go push you but I saw that banana peel from 10 feet away
But he was gonna do that
Well, listen we can we can catch us however we want I would I would not want to put you in bed it harms way
And I know I know I know it's all right. Good for you. Jason. Have a great day. Go fuck yourself
This is gary. He got beat up for enjoying music on vinyl for
Years yeah non-stop, so it's not surprising me that Gary wouldn't say something to Howard about hey just so you know
There's this you know false ending part
Howard just be would would have brought him on the air been like Gary's the guy understand Bruce Springsteen or know his songs
DJ I spun records for all these years would have been an even longer bit. Yes
It's just like that stupid thing with the beard from the last show
Yeah, it's just looking for something to pick on so it's like bully mentality at but you should be glad that
Even though it was unintentional something funny happened on your show
unintentional something funny happened on your show. Right, yeah, finally something funny happened.
By accident.
On the Howard Stern Show.
You should be happy about that.
Who would have thought?
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Alright you guys remember we review the action boys. Yeah and
Gabris is that his name John John gabris John gabris incidentally John gabris used to do the
Roast me in the comments for a room for a good rating. Okay. I remember I listened to high and mighty for two seconds and
He beat you to it, but it's a good concept. Oh
Before we move on this is a member for one month
The Duke Johns cat Xavier says this Howard Stern is very stuttering John ask with not taking blame for anything. Yes
the clay dabler shit
This week has been insane. So yeah, John gabris was on
Murder Brian which was formerly of Street Fighter radio on this podcast called shocktober
I guess another show inspired by ONA.
And a beloved chatter let me know
that they're talking about Don and Mike.
And John brings up our review of their show.
And this is what he says about who are these podcasts.
Just recently, one of my podcasts, The Action Boys,
was featured on a
Radio show based out of Rochester called. What are these podcasts? I know a radio show out of Rochester close
I know that they know they know we are we back that up though. Let's hear that again
Sorry to be the step up that are these podcasts. I know that I know that I know that those guys. Oh
My god dog. I listened to the full episode of them roasting us. It is so fucking funny
It is so embarrassing, but their setups are exactly the same
They're like sitting at like what seems like a work computer in and they're like they got that weird side angle that they do
Like I'm a radio this way at me yeah it's not that well thought out and it is my work
computer so I do for work and yeah they were they were so it was just so funny
to hear them I hold on hold on all that you're gonna love this you're gonna love
this I guess the bit here is that they're just like riffing and laughing. It's like, we do three hour podcasts.
It's like, it's definitely mostly riffing and laughing.
It feels so great that they come for us for that.
Then they only play.
They're doing jokes now on it.
Okay.
They're only playing us riffing and laughing without any context.
And they're like, listen to these these assholes it is funny to be like
We're laughing about you you'd be able to make fun of us even more
Those fucking guys man, they're they're like Kumi a barnacles, which is
Fucking be you know
We are kumis cucks
Take offense to that kumis barnacles good description
That's fun. I like the way he was enjoying our review of their show listen the whole thing and
We did listen to it all the way through
We can't play all of the jokes and things that you guys laugh hysterically at.
We just, you know, we have to clip it somewhere.
That show, I gotta admit, I did listen to that and it was so popular that they put it
behind a paywall and then I stopped listening to it.
But when they were talking about like Roadhouse and other, you know, Predator, I don't know,
I like movies. So, sure sure I got a kick out of it
And they were like oh everybody likes this now you got to pay for it, and then I punched out
So they get you
This show is still free wherever you listen to podcast you can download who are these podcasts every Sunday and Thursday?
But we do a bonus episode so you can check out behind the paywall. Andy,
you have an update for us on our friends Lisa and Helga.
Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa
Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies
Yeah, that way if you don't get any pussy you can bite
That's been too long now the last time we talked about them on this show I believe was when we had JJ on That's what JJ's in the chat. He's in the chat. Yeah, he was the one talking about Pantera
He is their producer and the channel got porn bombed and nuked and
It was the Helga man channel had been Helga man forever
they changed it to some different things but eventually everything was taken away and all of the
Archived videos and things were gone and then we did that interview with JJ and he says I had nothing to do with it
I don't know what happened and
Won't behold like a couple days later. They have a new channel up the JJ is managing
so at least it fired JJ Lisa Boswell my girl and
For whatever reason Helga Lisa and JJ now working together again. Yes, I would say that it's because
Helga and Lisa don't want to do anything and
Well, they don't know how to probably this is now called train wreck
Resurrection and they did one episode. I just said erection. Yeah, I did
Like riches nipples, but
They came back for one episode
I think it was the same Wednesday right before we went to Detroit
So we just kind of weren't in a position to talk about that. So it comes back for one episode under
JJ's other channel. Okay now and that was like a
train wreck resurrection episode one and then two days ago
It comes back under a completely different channel and it
says train wreck resurrection episode 1 so they're trying to bury the hatchet or
maybe put it under the bridge as some people right so they built a new channel
yeah clip 11 this is them trying to basically it's a JJ redemption arc okay
we're back good morning good. Good morning. Good morning
We are back. I don't know how many people are going to want to
They're going to microphones. Yeah
Microphones put them in front of your faces
Watch us because we're on a whole new different YouTube channel. Well, JJ lost his internet over the weekend
He changed record this we're not going so we're weekend. We're having to record this. We're
not going. So we're recording. We're doing this the old fashioned way. We ran into a
few. We ran into a snag. We got hacked. JJ got hacked too. JJ lost his channel. We lost
our channel. Please let me say this, Howard. And I hope that everybody else out there who's got friends,
who are on different political persuasions will listen to me.
Before you prejudge anyone, remember who they are.
Remember who they were when they became your friend.
And they're probably still your friend.
But political to you to make that make the move back to the political
disagreement shouldn't damage friendships.
Okay.
Thank you for summing that up.
I didn't know what Lisa was trying to say there, but so that's interesting
because how good put out a note that she believed JJ was the one that nuked their channel
Yeah, so apparently they've had a discussion since then and now she's saying oh looks like he was hacked
And so it wasn't JJ's fault so they've all made up now according to the conversation that they had with JJ. Yes, okay
So do they ever put the microphones in front of their faces in these clips Andy well?
I did start boosting audio, so hopefully it's good enough, but okay
Yeah, the audio is fucking god-awful. They do need somebody there
Put the microphone in front of your fucking mouth
It's weird how many times they fucked that up, and it doesn't they don't think about that ever it never occurs to them
They're like are we doing everything correctly?
When I make the same mistake twice I'm so pissed at myself like I've already made that mistake
What am I doing? Yeah? I think for some reason because they're not live they think they don't need the microphones
I mean that could be true. Someone would have fucking boosted the audio
Yeah, I mean they're back to their old tricks they don't have anybody helping them here
This is not even on JJ's channel, right? We'll get to that but in clip 12
This is more justification
about why it happened mystery solved yeah and and especially the best
producer this side of the Mississippi River oh yeah the guy is good we need JJ
we love JJ but he got hacked too he got damaged they did the same thing to him
and they did to us but they took his Twitter out first
We figured out how they did it
Okay
Well, I know how they did they did they use a tracking cookie to on the phone and on the computer
To find out what the password to get the passwords. It's how cookies work. I like cookies
They use a tracking cookie to get the pattern. All right, let's I'll keep this thing. This is so stupid
But yeah, I mean you could tell these two anything right you could tell them that space aliens did it and they would be a kind of
That makes sense. That would be more that makes more sense of the tracking
That would be more that makes more sense of the trekking cook. Yeah
Just saying it just talking over their heads about technology. It's good enough for Helga cuz they need
they want somebody to do it for them sure and
Now in clip 13 we're gonna hear about maybe why this happened why would anybody will still buy damn?
That's it doesn't matter standard identity death This happened why would anybody will still buy damn? It's a better standard of dead if you think that
It's a part of identity theft Russians are good at that
That's what it means identity theft yeah, are we calling Lisa bill now? I don't think so
But that's that's the whole I was JJ Lisa's JJ go representing the east now Lisa That's what everybody's problem is with this nobody wants to steal Lisa's identity
No, nobody has a reason to do this to them except for somebody that
Fucking reason to do it now nobody else that would have a reason to do it
I'll say this there are people on the internet who just do shitty things because it's fun for them
They're definitely are they there could be other people who know about this channel
And maybe they're different political views maybe they're just stirring shit up and just want to be assholes
So they know how to use cookies to track your cookie. They're using a password
And last one Lisa
Finds out and because of that because of that lie and no the election
That's why I thought that JJ had stolen this stuff from us, but JJ didn't but JJ did not found out
And and I blame myself JJ to I blame myself because I've always fired people
Yeah.
Mm hmm.
And you tend to be quick on the trigger.
Look on the trigger is slow and I grow there.
Jesus.
Great stuff.
All right.
Good to see their back.
There was another episode today. It was under 15 minutes long still on another channel now this channel
It's not live right they don't have a chat they can respond to no it's recorded. Yeah, like it used to be what's
Weird about it is that it's somebody the channel is named somebody's full name
God it's it's Helga's real name. It's Helga's dead name
Yeah, how do you know that cuz I don't know what Helga's dead name is I?
have
Sources Carl do you have track it cookies? Yeah
But I don't think that if Helga was gonna start her own channel
She wouldn't use her name on the show like something that has some notoriety
Already to get people back that maybe lost miss the show and now they want to come back and find the show
Why not call it the Helga man channel or Helga and Lisa?
Except for no one said that she was smart go by anymore with an email address that is
that the first name you know a
girl named
Blank I'm not gonna like throw it out there cuz I'm not an asshole
But no nobody would set that channel up like that weird so that what do you have a conspiracy theory on this Andy?
What do you think? I think it's still another fucking low-key troll mmm. They're getting trolled again
Well, that would be kind of fun. So whoever if they keep getting channels nuked over and over guys. I'm like I know it's funny
It just doesn't that doesn't make that also doesn't make sense none of it fucking adds up
Yeah, it is a mystery
I do have to say I'm intrigued by this whole thing because even JJ coming on and us giving him having the questions for him
He didn't have a lot of answers. He sent me some stuff following up with that. But yeah, it is
It is a mystery. So for Dabble Court. Yeah. Well, that's right Dabble Court coming up. We'll keep an eye on that though
That's interesting because I've talked about
the show no agenda before it's
I've talked about the show no agenda before it's one of my favorite podcasts to listen to
with John C. Dvorak who was actually a host on this show we got him out as a guest host one time and Adam Curry who a lot of people know from his time as a VJ on MTV and these guys get together
and they analyze the news they play clips of news reports and newscasters
and they break it down.
It's a big influence for this show actually,
just the way they set up clips,
play them and then analyze it.
And so they're on the show and I'm listening on my earbuds
as I'm going for a walk and they bring up someone,
I go, oh, that's interesting.
It's actually, you know, every now and again,
different verses collide or overlap.
And I think that happened on no agenda this week.
I should say that they're playing a news reporter interviewing Mayor Eric Adams from New York
City here.
Because, of course, you know, Trump had the big rally at MSG.
Hi, Mr. Mayor.
I wondered if I could ask you about any communications you've been having
with the Trump campaign about this rally or otherwise.
And if you believe, as others have said, that the former president is fascist.
As a journalist, can you believe that you're sent down to the press conference for the
mayor?
Now ask him, do you think Trump is a fascist?
Here's the question.
It's like stuttering John level questions.
That's a good analogy, stuttering John.
That's what Stern used to back when Stern was Sturm, he would give stuttering John crazy
questions like that. Hey, do you think Trump's a fascist? And everyone would be laughing
about it. And now it's just a serious question.
Yeah. So I thought that was funny. they're like these questions are so ridiculous now
it's like it's stuttering John Melendez and they're asking these questions and
John's been brought up on Joe Rogan and stuff too. It's always about him on the Howard Stern show
No one knows what he's up to now. No one talks about him in the Tonight Show
No one even knows that happened, but it's just funny to hear people don't know about the dabble verse
Disgust stuttering John hey remember that dipshit. Oh, yeah, I remember that dipshit
They both are just like oh, yeah, then fucking idiot. Yeah, that was fun, so I have a quick update for us Now it's surprising.
The Yankees made the World Series and yet for some reason John's still in Florida.
If you remember, he goes, well if the Yankees make the World Series, I'll be back in New York. He's talking about going to the Belmont Tavern, having that big
dinner with everyone. He's like, well, obviously I'm going to go to a Yankees game during the
World Series. It's been pointed out that John talked to the guy who hooks him up with tickets.
And the guy goes, yeah, I can get you tickets to the Yankees World Series games
I can't get you a discount on them. You got to pay
You know the price for them a giant. Whoa what?
World Series tickets are pretty expensive and
Too expensive for the millionaire John Melendez
so unfortunately John didn't make up to the New York to see the Yankees and
Who knows maybe they'll win another game tonight right tonight the next game
Send it back to LA for a game five or game six it would be we shall see exciting game last night though
That's for sure all right
Clay Dabler was already back on the show, so we did a bonus show
The three of us were all there. We did a bonus show on Monday and I showed the following out between John and Clay Dabler where
basically what happened is John didn't understand the facts of what happened. He was accusing Clay
of doing something that Clay didn't do and Clay was pissed about. He's like, John, stop lying about
me. I didn't do that. And John's going, yeah, but maybe you did. He's going, I didn't. Yeah, but
couldn't you maybe have done that by mistake? He's like, no, I definitely did't do that. And John's going, yeah, but maybe you did. He's going, I didn't. Yeah, but couldn't you maybe have done that by mistake?
He's like, no, I definitely did not do that.
And so as Clay was explaining that this guy,
the legend who gives John money that John loves,
as he's explaining that guy's a little bitch,
John kicks him off the show
and then proceeded for the rest of his show
and the whole next show
to argue with Clay Dabler when Clay wasn't there. Yeah. Which is a bitch move. He's a pussy boy, this John Malone does. And it's crazy that Clay
comes back on the show and John goes, all right, look at man, let's just be friends again. And
Clay's going, okay, but you know, obviously, can you just admit that I didn't do the thing that you said I was doing?
John's like, you might have! And it's just like, fuck!
John just can't stop himself.
And we're back.
Yes, he will never admit he did anything wrong.
And John even had this thing, I don't have the clip, but I was watching it on Uncle Rico.
John even had this thing where Clay pretty much proved to John that he didn't block him
and he couldn't have blocked him because the guy wasn't blocked, which is the crazy thing.
The guy was never even blocked.
So Clay's like, you kept saying I blocked the guy.
No one blocked him, obviously. He was never blocked.
And so Clay's just like, can you just admit that I didn't do that?
And John goes, well, I guess you're perfect, Clay.
You know, some of us have flaws and some of us make mistakes,. I guess you're perfect clay. You know some of us have flaws and some of us make mistakes
But I guess you're just perfect. It's like such a deflection
You just imagine being married or in a relationship with a guy like that. It's like
Just saying I'm perfect. I'm saying you've been lying about me and that you were wrong about this thing
Can you please just apologize or put it out there that you were wrong about this one fucking thing?
But clay came crawling back. They were is crazy to me. I don't
know what's in it for him to be his friend. What I want to get
to though today is an update on what's been going on in the last
two days in stuttering John's world. Because John, of course,
is always talking about the Shuli Network, and what happened
with ESO Doe, the former producer, being caught with 6,000 videos
and images of just the most horrendous child exploitation
child pornography you can have just seems really awful. And so
John keeps claiming this.
I mean, let's face it, muttering Jay,
his slogan should be observe and report
because Lady K has not said word one on the Petto Network.
Lady K, you're a liar, you're a traitor,
you stand for nothing.
You know, you probably from the rumors I'm hearing and this is just rumors, allegedly
you had dinner with Eastelino at your house.
But you're all mum.
You ain't saying word one you fucking douchebag.
This is why John's so dumb. He doesn't watch the show. He doesn't know we've talked about we've addressed this so many fucking times the reason why there's a rumor
About that is because I came out and said what I found the news
I was like holy shit, he's so over my house recording a podcast and then we all we all went out to dinner
Afterwards I talked about that was the first thing I talked about sure he didn't have dinner at my house
We went out to dinner, so it's not a rumor. It's what happened
I had no idea that he was into that sort of thing he was surely producer he lives in this area
Yeah, she was in town for a comedy show. We did a podcast together, and then we all went out and got dinner
It wasn't like pulling out his phone going check this out
I'm not into that, but that's cool if you are none of these things
There's a rumor going around you at dinner with the guy. It not a rumor. I had dinner with the fucking guy before their comedy show
I'm so shocking and then we went to the comedy show. Yes, fuck. We had a good time. Yes
Johnny I address it all the fucking time on the show. I never met him. I think it's horrific
I hope he's I think it's horrific. Hope he's so locked away for forever
Hope he never sees the light of day again because that is the worst thing the worst thing you can do is be into that sort of
Thing it's all fat of these trying to milk this for nothing. It's still going on. Yeah, it's good. Nothing. It's still going on
so now
John is gonna take a victory lap because you remember he got a text from Anthony Kumia. Oh, right and Anthony said
John I You were right,
I'll never go on Uncle Rico again.
Shuley, that whole network, they're bad dudes.
He goes, that's even coming from me.
I want nothing to do with that shit.
And so John's like, finally, Kumia's coming around.
Muttering Jay did the proper reporting
and Missy B has confirmed Vince the lawyer, you
dumb fuck, that that was Anthony Cooley has text to me and we are all good.
More bad news for the Sandusky network.
Who would have thunk it that the Duke and Pocky are now fine?
Alright, so that was Tuesday. John goes, fuck you. I'm friends with Kumia now. We're good.
Everything's good. This is a guy he's been talking mad shit about forever. We're going
back to the old episodes we're doing on the Patreon in the past is centering John and even those episodes of 2018 were all about Anthony Kumio
What a piece of shitty is and it's just it's been non-stop ever since he's he's array like every word you could use to describe
A guy that's bad. He's been using that and now because he got this text message. He's like we're good
I got no problem with the guy, you know as long as you know, he just called him Pocky
He did call him Pocky
He did call him Pocky, which is an insult. He doesn't love that
He cares, but it's definitely an insult. So then later on that same day Tuesday night
This is what happened on the Uncle Rico show
I'm in the Duke's camp now. Look out. What a
idiot he is. How fucking stupid does this jerk off have to be to actually think after everything he's done and said The backstabbing low-life loser that he is that I would have any fucking thing to do with this dope
He was worked again
So john once again falls for it hook line and sinker
So I was curious, you know know he did a show today just
before we started doing who are these podcasts like how's he gonna respond to
this have you guys seen this yet no do you have any predictions this late today
before we did this show and I didn't even want to bring it up because I
figured either you clipped or you did but you don't have time now right I'm so
glad that you got all this oh yeah I was watching this it's great because the
victory lap goes on for I mean two and a half hours
But really the first like 25 30 minutes of it wherever just like oh, thank God Anthony is still doing this show
And then he's still on board everyone still in on this stuff
So that was really cool to see that I actually did know that's what was happening
I sure did let me in on that but I wanted to see how it played out and that was fun
And so this is John's response. I remember Tuesday. He goes we're all good and
Fuck you Vince the lawyer you you're trying to say that this is a work and Kumi is against me, but it's not I got this
I'll figure it out. So let's see what he's saying today. Hey, it's like happy speaking of
Speaking of children ladies and gentlemen, can we address the ridiculousness?
This show is called
Pedals of a feather flock together. Oh, that really flows. Well, John who came up with that one. Oh, I bet it was you
Yeah, if I had a guy that John came up with that was proud
now
Again
another work. Now, the funny
part about this one is that you fell for it. You fall for it.
It's always the funny part. Yeah, that's the funny part that you fall
for it every fucking time, John. That's the funny part. Much like all the
others like Quad Fathers and Cardiff and the Kate Meany, Dud
Tapes and everything, theseany dud tapes and everything.
These works never amount to anything.
The Kate Meany dud tapes, I'm not gonna let that go by.
No, don't.
John threatened to sue me.
He threatened to sue Blind Mike.
He threatened to sue Shuley.
He threatened to sue Bob.
He threatened to sue the comedy club.
He threatened to sue Vinnie Paulino.
The week of DabbleCod 2, he got some drunk at the bar with him to call the comedy club. He threatened to sue Vinnie Paulino. The week of DabbleCod 2, he got some
drunk at the bar with him to call the comedy club to pretend he was an attorney representing
John to scare one more time. Maybe they won't play these tapes. And now John's actually
like, ah, there was nothing there at all. Okay. You're pretty nervous about it. Kate
Meany's mom. Oh, I forgot. Yeah. I forgot. Sue Kate Meany. That's still on the table
according to him more recently. Kate Meany's mom. Yeah I forgot yeah, I forgot soon Kate Meany that's still on the table according to him more recently
Kate Meany's mom yeah anyone who has money who is associated with that calling her telling her that her daughter is a cokehead
And in a horror. I don't know yeah, yeah, yeah, it was stuff. It was nothing
It really is amazing I get the sense guys tell me what you think about this
I think that when John says this stuff
He really believes what he's saying I think that he forgets how worked up he got how we tried to ruin people's lives
What went into all of this and then when it's like a month or two later just like yeah, that was nothing
He has to or he would realize what a loser he is correct
It's a billing that is his he's in loser denial personality disorder will not allow him to recognize
I don't know. What do you think Chris? Do you think he's just lying? Well?
I don't know where he's going with this list that he's building here, okay?
Yeah, it exactly sounds like denial otherwise you wouldn't flex about it. Yeah, yeah, I've been duped by
He's like he's starting this whole thing just like guys. I've been worked over many times. Let me let them all know
He's he has to be the hero of his own story. Well. Yes, of course instead of admitting that he's a
Fucking court jester. I mean that he's the Duke his name is hero of the stupid so it makes sense
He's gonna hear of his own story
You're not gonna take down the Duke. It's impossible.
The Duke.
No one's trying to take you down, John.
That's not the goal here.
We want you to do shows for infinity.
Yeah.
Duke only gets powerful.
More powerful with each time you try.
So he's pitching himself like Hulk Hogan
when they're still punching him in the head. just like oh you don't want to do that like
Punch you some more. Oh
Getting up slowly stronger
So again the Duke
Looks good as usual. Well, what how you don't usually look good
Let's see how he spins this one
the Duke
Looks good as usual while the oh, so I was trying to posit a place would prove it
Who's at the Sandusky Network?
They just continue to lose now. you'll say, well, how
are they losing John? Well,
great, great question.
Even he's just like, this sounds stupid.
Let me explain to you exactly how they're losing. Okay, here
we go.
Let me buy myself some time yeah, cuz I forgot what I was going to say so they like
Nervous laughter into chugging water
That keeps getting funnier
We just spit out the watery drink. Oh, I think someone's at the door also.
Don't answer that mom!
I haven't thought of anything yet.
Yeah, he's buying a lot of time for himself.
Elephant, water.
Let me explain to you why it's actually those losers who are the losers and not me and away we go in just a moment.
Here is how they're losing.
Look at that shirt he's wearing. He's wearing the Stuttering John show shirt
that is very poor quality.
The logo has been washed away.
Throw it out.
Remember the guy who said he has too many shirts?
Stop wearing that one, it's embarrassing.
So,
now,
we all knew that the Anthony Coumea thing was probably fake.
The one thing I did know, it was really...
We all knew that the Anthony Koumea thing was probably fake.
The text he got from him?
Well the fact that...
Look at this guy. the fact that
The fact that he was like done with Shuli and the Shuli network, okay Gotcha, so that that's sure that I definitely knew right? Yeah, he goes we all knew that it was probably fake like
80-20 70-30 some of us knew is definitely 51-40
This is a dumb thing to say it's like it 60% of the time works every time
His number and that's something that Vince and I argued about
but
The one thing we could be assured is that yep Pocky still the creep that we thought he was
Okay, so he doesn't
Really look down upon the pedophilia over at the Sandusky Network because let's face it
Pocky's a pedophile himself. Jesus Christ. I don't know if you can say that I
Don't know if that's legal to say on your show
I mean you probably need to have like serious evidence and and proven something like that. I forgot what his argument
That's that's some allegation right there.
Also he goes all the pedals over at the the Shulie network.
Well there was one and he's in prison.
Like what do you mean?
You think it's still going on?
This is getting so stupid and they've convinced him and John has convinced himself that there
is guilt to go around in for everyone and that all of them have CP other computers
And they're all trading it freely on the dark web. It's it's insane. No it works. We all hang together
Yeah, none of the trade none of it makes a
sense, but now what John just said let me just back it up in case
Anyone's attorney is watching dusky network because let's face it
Pocky's a pedophile himself
I thought you were getting
Some counseling. I i'm surprised that you would think that's okay to say
That's what two drinks of water. You got so many shows about it
about the young girls he's
He's chatting with on instagram trying to get gifts to or whatever whatever the
Allegations were up. I don't know if they're factual of course
You just declared he was the most horrific thing a person can be and then you go
I don't know what the facts are. I don't know if any of these are real. I have no idea what's going on
Cardiff is here everybody
Stuff card. Yeah. Oh hello. Oh hello. Have you seen this yet? This is today right? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
I was listening. I did I fell asleep, but this part was fun. You took a nap. I did I was
Can't have nap takers off my jacket
Associate myself he's a vampire this time ever since you added me to the Jenny jingles text thread
I keep getting nap notifications. She does that
But either way I know he did take a girl a prom as as a grown man as an adult
Okay
Everyone knows that he talked about it on the opiate Anthony show
Everyone knows that he talked about it on the opiate Anthony show
To the bug it's like, okay
That's a big leap from the accusation. He just made but I whatever but
Pediatrics hospital, how about that?
Shit way is trying to say well, I suddenly Anthony was my best friend. He was never my best friend. I
Still said he was a fucking racist and anti-semite
You said you guys were good We just played it. You said everything was cool. Do you guys were good?
So are you're good with someone who's a racist and an anti-semite? Why is that what he should have said?
It's just like I don't want anything to do with this guy. He's a racist anti-semite
I'm just glad he sees that she's also a bad guy Yeah. You wouldn't be like, ah, this is my buddy now.
And when I was trying my best to become third Mike on his podcast, it was a mistake.
I didn't know about that back then! Totally different. I still maintain he's a racist
and anti-semi. Nothing has changed with my opinion and nothing has changed
regardless. If I ever saw Anthony it would be fun for me.
Oh fucking tough guy John. He would be fun for me. Such a child. But of course, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. This is how he thinks. This
is how he thinks. He's like, would I associate myself with a racist Nazi? Well, yeah, if
he hated Julie. I mean, that's the one thing the Nazis got right. Am I right people? I
could have the Artie chair. But Carl, look at his face when he's saying this he's delivering the monologue of his career. Yeah his mind
We're also standing in front of the jury right now and explain ladies and gentlemen the jury
Yeah, you have to understand why I said I would even like this guy
This is by the way I want to point out
This is the same guy who says that I stand for nothing and he loves pointing out people who stand for nothing
that I stand for nothing and he loves pointing out people who stand for nothing you just admitted just now you stand for nothing the enemy of your
enemy is your friend regardless of how horrible they are as a person all my
friends are children I guess it's like this is the definition of standing for
nothing fun for me but of course the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
So if Anthony Kumi is going to give me some dirt on the Sandusky network, I'm a fighter.
I'll take any intel that I can to beat the shit out of my opponents.
And I have to tell you John
This is your downfall
Because I can tell you that guys like Carnath electric have sent you information that was not true
And you wanted it to be true
So you fell for it and you're always inviting this sort of thing or it's like if you got some dirt of people
I don't like yeah, I can't wait to use it
He had on his show the other day some guy was saying that he had sex with an underage
prostitute in
Atlantic City, oh you're gonna spoil today's game. Oh, okay. I won't say more is that is that today's game that clip one of those clips
are
basically the
summary is that
John got his PI to find out what this guy looks like and he had behind him as his video background a
zoomed-in picture of this guy's face
It's just like what does that do? What do you what do you like?
Why even a dress someone said Carl had sex with an underage prostitute in my city
I would never bring it up. I would never even address. I was like I did
But it's just it's just the same old bag of tricks. Yeah
He threw out pictures. It goes oh you want you want more, you know in Tennessee or whatever the fucking state
He said he was there. He's like wow, you know, it's a lot about you watch out
I just can't wait to get the intel of when you're on vacation
So that I can show up your house and threaten you with violence when you're not there. Okay
It's literally the only thing you'll actually do is show up when you're not home, right?
You're not there. Okay. It's literally the only thing you'll actually do is show up when you're not
home. Right.
I really opponents they're fucking, they're fucking pike is as far as I'm concerned.
That's a stockbroker term for all in the know.
But the point being they are involved in this ridiculous,
elaborate work
But who are they who are they hurting?
Did they hurt hurting anyone obvious is clowning you?
Wanted to laugh for a couple hours last night at you right? We're all pointing and laughing at you It was actually a lot of fun
I think it was cathartic for a lot of people who missed Anthony being on the show
It's a lot of fun to see him come back the way that he did
Hurt the Duke in any way
Well trying to no one's trying to hurt. All right. That's enough. He's so stupid
He doesn't know what's going on. He is dumb girl. He has no clay. I just realized that
He has no clue what's actually happening. Just that he falls for it every time. Yeah, when does this worked out for him? Well, he always
believes what he wants to hear and
So that's why he keeps falling for this shit
Everything's what he wants to believe
It we've someone tells himself thing that he
He wants to hear yeah, whatever, you know my point. Yes
Stupid and just to be child
Anthony would mop the floor with them. Come on
All right Just to be childish for a second here. Anthony would mop the floor with him, come on. No shit.
All right.
Real quick. Oh, go ahead.
Before we end on that, yeah,
he was just doing his comparison to him versus Anthony.
Like, he was just running off all the things wrong
with Anthony Kumia.
It's like you, you were ran, you had to leave your state
and move to a new place.
I'm like, wait, John, you just did that. Yeah. Like, you had to leave your state and move to a new place. I'm like wait John you just did that
Yeah, but get to sell your company like yeah
You had something to sell you wish you had that you have to sell your house. He merged to your mom
He didn't sell his company. He merged. He's a half owner of the company with Kevin McGinnis. That's what I said
John your would never
Any type of value that anyone want to merge with him on anything?
Some viruses well, that's true. He does have that
People have already been covering this. I just want to address it real quick
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Thank you for that.
Erin Imholt had her, or Erin, April Imholt,
April Anderson now, had her omnibus trial yesterday. And
it was on Zoom. And somehow people were able to watch it and see it. And unfortunately,
I don't have the original.
Participated.
Well, yes, I don't have the original. I just have potentially criminal was watching it with uncivil law and
so
Let's see how this all went down. Oh, so you didn't get Chad watching it. No, I don't care about you
I thought you get it was amazing
Mmm, I doubt it. No it was
Now that's the wrong link tell me I tell me I have the wrong link for this
Let's see yeah, I think I am hold
All right, so this is I am style in 19
From their channel
And they're figuring out
When they're gonna reschedule the next whatever
Well, of course you guys are right there. It always works for the 21st at 10 a.m
Anything else this afternoon
No, your honor. I know your honor. Thank you
April keep your head up dear
you. Stonk gloves, April, keep your head up, dear. Yeah, I think it's proof that April, April, men will willing to burn down the world for
a Minnesota six.
From the courtroom, whoever the observer is.
All right. So there's some people who are in there turning on their microphones, which
in zoom, very easy control who's able to talk and you can just mute people and stuff.
Not be able to talk and you can just mute people and stuff. You should not be able to do that. There's one named Stoney's Barred Grill who's in there yelling shit.
Jesus Christ.
All right, thank you very much.
The matter is adjourned.
Uh, observer, can you just hand the judge?
He's annoying.
Where's April?
We didn't get to see April.
Uh, your dad.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, holy shit.
Who is speaking?
Uh, sir, can you just leave?
We're, we're, we're, we're, we're gonna take over now.
Thank you. Yeah. April your dad yeah yeah holy shit
so can you just leave we're gonna take over now thank you yeah I still like you
April I'm sorry
the internet follows her around everywhere she goes it's pretty amazing You see it? You're using your eyeballs? Just tell me your name, sir.
Bad guy?
Yeah, yeah.
Is this B. LaRue? Is that you?
Oh, I'm not Bailin' LaRue.
So,
Bailin' LaRue, I guess, was there?
I'm not even sure. So that would be
his first wife's new husband.
Aaron's first wife's new husband.
The, you know, stepfather of the kids now. I don't know. I'm not even sure so that would be his first wife's new husband Aaron's first wife's new husband
You know it's the stepfather of the kids
Bill Shultz is homeless
Can you speak can you not ban me from this is America
You will not ban me from speaking. This is America.
Sir. I don't know you, but I am finding you. I will not stand for this. I'm finding you.
Even though I'm sitting right now. Oh, you're going to, you're going to,
what, what am I in?
What can you do in his courthouse? You're making an appearance in his courthouse.
You're making an appearance in his courthouse as we speak.
He can absolutely find you in contempt
Being a whore like this you need to be punished for her for activity
Not a press conference sir oh god
And I hope they do find you in contempt. I hope they find you in contempt
I hope they drag you into the courthouse
I hope they find you in contempt. I hope they drag you into the courthouse. If he's not in Minnesota, they're all up there.
Alright, so Uncivil Law is up there talking over the hilarious banter that's going on,
calling April a whore, or some people are fans of April, and calling out the judge.
So, that's fun. They really gotta figure out in Minnesota how to use Zoom.
Like, I understand this is probably the first
time a discord server has shown up in their courtroom to screen things but they must have
at least had people coughing in the background and they before they must have tried figured
out once in all these years how to mute the audience or maybe someone gets a little uppity
on there and starts yelling or it or swear it or something
you think they would know how to just mute it that someone would be in charge of that, but I
Don't know. Did you see that Andy? Everyone's been talking about it. Lucy was
Flying off the handle about it. Everyone's having a good time with that. So
April doesn't make a lot of appearances online these days, but when she does go to
Court that's when we get to see what April's been up to and what she's doing
there's something that I've actually been looking forward to
addressing this week and that's the fact that
Two of the people we like to cover came together on
Monday, you know, it's no different than know, police officer running to the scene of a crime
or a firefighter running into a burning building.
It's what I do.
Tom Myers was the guest on Misery Loves Company on Monday.
And so it starts off where Kevin for the first 30 minutes is just watching Bob talking to OJ and he's
just he's breaking down Bob Levy leaving TSN and giving his brilliant analysis of
it as Kevin does and so then after he does that he brings Tom up and he asked
Tom for his hot take you know we make fun of Jeff Heisen for not being
prepared and he wants to be
prepared but he's not. This is Tom's best Jeff Heisen impression where he is so unprepared for this
it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen Tom do and that is saying something. 4.99 thank you.
All right Tom Myers is here. I don't know, Tom, you got any takes on any of this?
I tell you what, I listen to-
Tell me what, tell me what.
I told you, because I listened to some of these clips over the weekend because I figured you were gonna be talking about this.
I feel like I just got done watching one of those scared straight videos.
Like one of those things that they used to do in school.
But you know, every single thing that you're not supposed to do and here's what the
end result will be I feel like that's what I that's what I just watched what
do you mean I know that's the right way to respond to that What do you mean by that?
I can be introducing to well Tom's here, dude this show I am telling you
I know people like MLC they think Kevin's funny
Kevin's definitely a funnier guy than John Melendez, but their shows are looking very similar to me lately
It's it's not he is not running his show. Well, he does not seem to be enthused or interested at all. And every time Tom is talking, except
for this very beginning, Kevin's ignoring him. At this point, he's like, all right,
Tom, what's your hot take on this? Your comedian Tom Myers, you probably got something for
this and I knew watched. What do you mean? I mean, well, because it and just say, just say, watch this.
This is going to get so much worse.
Time was not ready for it.
Can you laugh right now?
What does that mean?
Scary.
You had four setups and no punch line.
Why don't you try and attempt to stick a landing?
This is hilarious.
And Kevin's even going to coach him right here.
Hey, Bob's an idiot.
And then and then it's extrapolate on the rest or extemporary
whatever the word is no extrapolates a the good word to the good word to I Pretty much
Word this very carefully
Just use a word anywhere it will do
I've never seen somebody gobsmacked
Crazy his brain just stopped working
really stammering he's like
It's got nothing and they pretend. He's like, he's got nothing and then he pretends he's like
trying to choose his words
correctly. It's like, we're
goofing on Bob Levy. Go ahead.
Whatever you want. Pick three.
He was just to say Bob's an
idiot. You know, it's like,
that's all you gotta do. Um it's
nice to see like the end result
of something that I I shouldn't
be doing. Like if I'm like a
part of a podcast or part of
something I'm making decent money.
One should at least have a steady backup plan look like it's going to be put in
place.
And holy shit. Yeah. That's,
you're worse than Bob. I have no idea.
I can't help it. I
look at Bob. It's contagious. Why is that one of my brains
turning into mush? It's I can't, I can't help it. Oh my god.
It's turning red too. Yeah. He's pinky. Tom has the right to
vote in this country for some reason. When people are like,
we gotta save our democracy. Why? So that guy can get out
and fucking vote. And he's got the balls to talk about a
backup plan. Is that insane? What are you talking about Tom now Tom was on the Shoei Network? He was on Uncle Rico show one time
So is it maybe that's what he's thinking about. He's like, oh man. Thank God
I didn't go the same route as Bob Levy making fun of John all those years. Thank goodness. I didn't go that way
I never know where he's coming from so I watched a couple times
I was really trying to figure it out was that incredible just now
He didn't know what to say and it was just a softball. We do about this is like I was watching this stuff over the weekend
I hope you take
That's legendary
Yeah, that's an incredible clip and just some dabbler gossip to give some context Carl
Yeah
Guess who was sitting at home waiting for the link for MLC and realized
They got bumped for Tom Myers. What you're supposed to go on no Chad and Earl Skakel
Is that true yeah
KB bumped them for Tom
They were both sitting waiting for the link for the show. Oh, that's hilarious. I guess you wanted Tom on today
That's great. The way he treats these people is insane to me. Yep
Is that a cost-cutting measure?
Because he knows he can just fuck around with tom and tom's not gonna ask for money and doesn't care
Because otherwise doesn't make any sense because you would think you have tom on the way that chad used to be on
Where it's like him and another guy clowning him
And super chat clowning him instead. He's just on there like the two of them are kind of having a conversation a little bit
But this is kb. He wants to
Watch shooley saying that they built something special on tsn. He's looking for this clip and tom's got a great reference here
Very topical. Let's watch that clip
They built something very,
very fucking special, very special at the shit network.
Isn't that special? Huh?
So special as Dana Carvey used to do in Saturday night.
They built something special over there.
1993. Yeah. 40 years ago. I mean, I'm not even sorry.
He's doing a church lady bit
Yeah, Tom Myers is so out of it. I thought that guy's tough enough reference
Right first segment was the worst reference of the night, but that might be it
Listen to this horse shit now
Tom doesn't get a lot of feedback from people is He doesn't have fans or listeners to his show.
So, when he gets one person reaching out to him,
he remembers it.
I can't even, I can't even.
And I received a comment once that said,
hey Tom, I subscribe, I subscribed to your Patreon,
do all that stuff.
If you did a stuttering John segment on your show
just once a week, it does have to be the whole show.
I'm like, I don't wanna rely on on stuff like that. Like I like creating my own content and like basically my content is just reacting to stuff
that's in the news or current events or various social issues, that type of thing. But it's
sort of a wide variety of stuff that I do, that I talk about.
You're an artist so
to speak you can't be bogged down by one thing or the other thing right this is not it oh
I mean it's stuttering John he's not listening to his guys. The gas is rambling. He's trying to find a clip
He gets the wrong clip that when he finally pulls it up
Tom was told he should do a stuttering John segment every week and Tom's like I'm not gonna do that
I react to other things
Sounds like you just react to stuff you could react to John do if that were the case
But also they were clowning you Tom everyone's reaching out to you like you should do a st Just saying man is goofy. They want to see how bad you would be doing that which I would enjoy
I think I'd be a lot of fun
Now you'll notice the super chat that he pulled out the $2 super chat is
Mr. Kill everything is doing Pat Dixon now. He thinks he's a star the other thing that's going on on this episode of MLC
I don't check in very often anymore. Most people don't. It's a fucking rerun.
So Mr. Kill Everything went on Rob Saul's show
and Kevin goes, did he pay you?
Because if not, you can't come on my show anymore.
Why would I pay you to be on my show
if you go on their show and they don't pay you?
But this is a rerun.
We can see this with everybody, this is what happens.
And now it's with Mr. Kill Everything,
who, God bless you, came to our show in Detroit last year. We appreciate him. But it's insane that this is who Kevin's dealing with now.
Rob Saul, Pat Dixon on Rumble. He's watching Liam McEnany going on these guys shows like
seems to have actual comedians on it. This show it's crazy where it's gotten to. Here's
a fun sarcastic super chat that comes in
Tom Myers for permanent MLC co's that'll never happen. No one's
Okay, this is from nice podcast stupid, which is a show that they're trying to get a name for themselves
I see them super chatting a lot. They come from the old open Anthony subreddit
so they're kind of bringing that energy to things.
And they're obviously in on the Tom Myers joke
with the hashtag the king.
So listen to how Kevin responds immediately,
but for some reason Tom feels the need to address
the possibility of him becoming a permanent co-host on MLC.
Tom Myers for permanent MLC co-host, that'll never happen.
No one's
No one's that I'm not doing any I'm not hiring anybody full-time for anything. I have enough I
Have enough to do being the host of my own show. That's enough work. I
Love the time first actually be his decision. Yeah, I appreciate the offer, but I got to turn it out at this time too busy
I think they're both fighting to say no first
Yeah, who can say that stuff would never gonna happen first
He's hosting one 30 minute show per week, and he goes I have enough work already
Hmm. I just want to point out. I host at least three shows probably five you're funny
We talked about bringing back point devil point and of course you do this little piggy
So the fact that this asshole is going I already have way too much shit going on. There's just no way heads up
I think he's gonna show tonight or tomorrow night
For Saturday Tom Myers yeah
So him teasing it on a YouTube short can't wait. They're always bangers. It's gonna be fun
Now this clip right here, I dare you to tell me the difference between this and stuttering John show. Because Kevin's looking for a clip he wants to show the Tony Hinchcliffe thing. And Tom starts talking politics. And it's nonsense rambling. Kevin's not paying attention.
Nonsense rambling. Kevin's not paying attention.
Hold on. Hold on everybody. Again, I don't give two fucks about any of this shit. So you can jump off, jump on, do all kinds of stupid shit.
Tony Hinchcliffe.
Oh, that guy's such a fucking bitch.
He's such a bitch.
Say something Tom.
Anyone?
Hold on.
I really have to send.
I think the only thing that Tony's killing at this point is his career.
I mean the the peng dang incident, his agent dropped him and then like appearing at what was basically like the the the
American Bund rally like 83, 84 years later is it was like, are
you are you that desperate for a gig and publicity? Worst take
possible. Tony Hinchcliffe is desperate. He's ruining his
career, killing his career and he's desperate for attention
So I think Kevin's paying attention enough to correct him on this. Let's fight out cuz what are you talking about?
Carl Tony Hinchcliffe is playing arenas. No I was I'm gonna point that out in a moment because Tom doesn't understand what's going on
Hold on
Hold on
And now we're staring at our phones again and time doesn't know what to do to be fair Kevin keeps telling to hold on I know this is crazy. He's like shut up. This is the Suthering John show. There's really no difference. Look Tony Hinchcliffe
I imagine is like
But he's a bitch
And he was gonna come up with some kind of joke for Tony Hicks government Kevin just like no he's doing fine
I just don't like the guy Tony's gonna was doing amazing kill Tony is a huge show they sold out MSG
They do arenas they tour. It's crazy if anything. He's even more famous now
yes, everyone's talking about it this week after what was an attempt to be a
Comedy routine at this Trump rally
Honestly the jokes didn't work in front of that audience, but they weren't terrible
There was a pretty funny one worked in front of this audience
There's a pretty funny ones for sure and if you everyone's seen the video by now
We played it on who are these broadcasters yesterday, which I was on with of course Christian and Eric Zane
We had hack ride and DJ elector was on there as well
and we played the clip where he makes the joke about Puerto Rico being a
Garbage island. It's not the way he delivered it. Obviously there was a joke to it
And then he just says when he gets a better as just like listen
I'm not used to following the Star Spangled Banner
It was just kind of a funny quip to be like this is not my scene
I should be out here doing stand-up right now, but Kevin of course has to take it on face value and
React to it like he was up there making excuses for why he wasn't funny Tony bombed his joke bomb
He blamed the stat he blamed the I'm a said Statue joke bomb. He blamed the stat. He blamed the, uh, I almost said statue of liberty.
He blamed the star spangled banner.
He literally, he literally blamed the fucking national anthem for why he bombed.
I mean, it's, you can't even make this shit up.
Which is another thing that John says all the time.
You can't even write this.
He says that all the time.
Kevin is just picking up on all the things that John does or vice versa doesn't matter they're both the same
show now it's incredible it's similar to how John takes things at face value just
like well that's not what's really happening there you're not that naive
right you're not that stupid and I don't think Kevin's that stupid I think John
is but it doesn't matter I say bad result
Where is it? I know I have it
And he's basically like if you were to hire a corporate comedian off of team ooh
pretty much
This is so bad, this is still happening. I'm not fucking clip
He's looking for his clip of the of his set. I have it here. Okay. It's almost like you got a podcast on Tmoo
Maybe that's where he finds his hosts
There's been like you need a producer right? Yeah, right. Yep
Yep, I need a producer. Yeah. The right thing again.
Come on, dude.
This is getting annoying.
Maybe I need a producer.
He talked to himself.
Oh, hold on.
Listen to this at the Eddie Bubbles is under his breath a little bit.
Come on, dude.
This is getting annoying.
Maybe I do need a producer.
Still looking
Just takes a screen down because you cannot find the clip that he's looking for this is John show right also
John telling clay to be quiet is very much like this. Yeah. Yeah, he has a guy on the no respect for that
Quiet is very much like this. Yeah. Yeah, he has a guy on the respect for that
Yep And then runs a show horribly in front of him as the other guys try to be entertaining to try to save it a little
But the best thing he could have done is just kick himself off his own show and leave
You know how much quicker these shows would go if these guys realized they needed two screens
Right, you know easy
It is to be able to look at one thing
While you're doing the other
But Kevin is completely lost on here and people in the chat on here saying it's ever since Adam left
He needs a producer in the worst way. Yeah, he has no idea how to run a show on his own
There's no wonder these you can't find this on YouTube
He takes them down immediately after he's done
Like these shows are just taken down. It's embarrassing. Yeah. Yeah, but now it's because this is
So this is fun because you'll see right up on the screen right now the chair super chat
We've been seeing two dollar super chats the entire time
We watching these clips and then he declares this and I'm not reading any two2 super chat. We've been seeing $2 super chats the entire time we watching these clips. And then he declares this.
And am I reading any $2 super chat?
So that's a fact, Jack.
A.
Hold on.
That's a fact, Jack.
This is why John's so proud of himself because Kevin says it's crazy.
They're just watching each other's shows and getting pointers.
And am I reading any $2 super chat?
So that's a fact, Jack.
A few moments later
Also, thanks for black card if Tony. Yeah, it's a dollar 99 Lucas. All right. Where am I?
I'm a little behind two dollars. Yeah, right
He weird the Johnson's don't super chat Bob or anyone else. Yeah, that's weird that they took off two months That's another two dollar super chat. They're almost all two dollar super chats
Which is why you probably can't afford Chad Zumach and Earl Skakel with their and you know highfalutin lifestyles
Those two guys both live
Gotta make sense. All right. I have one more clip on here because
Tom Meyers starts talking about himself
He doesn't know what else to do Kevin couldn't care less. Just watch the his body language. I
Mean, I admire anybody who could just sit and do a live stream for like three or four or five days a week
Is I have to have stuff scripted like doing an hour-long?
Is I have to have stuff scripted like doing an hour-long
Pre-recorded show for me my podcast it just it that alone takes a lot out of me It's it's a lot of it's a lot of work. It's a lot of effort and I like my downtime
I like to relax and I like to
Get away from this stuff every once in a while. I try not to
Immerse myself in it
And you thought he was phoning it in Carl
Another clip no interesting
He's just looking for clips the whole time. It's so cute that Tom thinks he's a real gas
He does he thinks he's not a big show And he's a guest on there's a good thing about my podcast could give a flying fuck
No one knows you from having your own podcast. We all know you from just clowning you for being terrible comedy
Tom well, it's funny to hear how he said he goes. I think a lot of downtime
I get the sense he doesn't work real hard Tom Meyers doesn't strike me as a go-getter
You know he's not putting in those long hours
Schedules wide open he's like all right. Let's take out the cat now
Fifteen hours Tom Myers cat owner. Yes, that's the most important thing to have
So I have to tell you guys I was all excited because I can't remember where I got this information from it
Might have been an email or a voicemail or something they go
There actually might have been someone in Detroit now that I think about someone would have told me they go Carl
Have you seen Joe Mattarisa and kill Tony I went away, wah-hah
Joe Mattarisa's I killed oh yeah, and he bombs
Sound there with Christophano. I was like it's what he does. That's awesome. So I go to look for as I'm prepping for the show today and
It was Joe DeRosa. Oh, what's a Joe better? The course Joe better reasons are getting on kill Tony
It was Joe DeRosa with Christostophano so that episode did not exist whoever told me that
Got me all worked up over nothing
Such a bummer
I'm truly excited to watch that too
But that was the break sometimes. All right. Let's bring Annie in with us, and he's waiting patiently in the wings stop Annie
Oh, hello. Oh, hello. How was your weekend in Detroit?
It was fantastic. It was so good to see all of you
Too bad Cardiff couldn't make it that was unfortunate next time no one's ever said that before I was interesting
Supposed to be dressed up as a vampire it would have been cool to see him
Well, we had fun as well, and I'm glad you're able to make it out and
And hang with us
Thank you so much for having me on stage. It was quite the honor
I appreciate it Eric Zane had very nice things to say about you on his show. I don't know if you heard that I
It was quite the honor. I appreciate it Eric Zane had very nice things to say about you on his show I don't know if you heard that I
Didn't catch it. I did talk to him after the show and it was quite nice
You know to get to know him a little bit and you know about him and his family. So yeah
We had a sort of a moment. So it's nice. Yeah, he talked about that some Eric Zane said on his show. Nobody heard it girl
That's kind of the point of that. All right, we got
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Like this guy mumbling Nick
Yeah is making false allegations against me. I'm talking about
defamatory allegations against me and I played them on my show so yeah
He played on the show and also something that John would never do about someone
else.
We haven't seen evidence of that at all.
And I'm downloading them and compiling them.
This time with something trying to accuse me of being with some 15 year old Asian underage
girl which is total horse shit.
Wait, a 15 year old underage girl?
It wasn't a girl.
Yeah, right.
Was she underaged by 15 years?
What, John?
And that is defamatory.
And that is serious.
I mean, he played the clip on his show, I think we played it out here, where he just
like randomly clicked on this video and the guy like I've heard he may or may not
Have been with the prostitute. I heard she may or may not have been underage mumbling Nick mumbling Nick. He covered
Legally covered himself perfectly. So it's so stupid. He's now threatening it with a lot was that stupid it's John
real serious
First of all, I've only been with two Asian women in my life
and that was
Jennifer who I took to the guy Fieri birthday party and Jenny a concert
clarinetist whatever you call it
That's it my
Vietnamese lover had to go back to Vietnam
Vietnamese lover had to go back to Vietnam. Oh, I'm so glad you pulled that card.
Well done, sir. He was just bragging a month ago about banging a Vietnamese girl.
I guess they're not Asian.
Right. She had a sickness in her family.
So since we're... she was sick of you
Planet I hate to tell you she also has a sickness in her pussy now
Good thing it didn't really happen and she's not real
I'm not gonna be exclusive when she's spending two months in Vietnam, so
Move up move forward stuttering stud but listen motherfucker I know who you
are and I fucking know exactly what you want so if I have to send you a cease and desist
I will or I'll just wait now I'm not threatening lawsuits yet but if you keep it up. What did John say? Next, here are your choices.
Call it a shot.
Also, the Duke delivers.
Next, my P.I.
has plenty on you.
Four, look what I did to fatty Patty.
And lastly, wait for it. For look what I did to fatty patty and lastly
Wait for it. Oh wow to poke
Adap she points into the outfields
She was sitting on that fastball
It's one of the rare times I picked before Carl I guess all right well
Yeah, you're probably right you probably see this as a recent clip
But I'm gonna go I thought when I was watching this that'd be next my P.i. Has plenty on you Andy. What do you think?
Yeah, unfortunately we clip this for oh
Don't answer I'll defer okay
Producer Chris I went with four yeah, so people are in the chat are saying as well, and Annie, I assume you're going with
lastly?
Yeah, I'll stick with what I said.
Yep, wait for it.
All right, I'm seeing some fours in the chat.
Let's find out.
Look what I did to fatty patty.
It would be the most ridiculous thing you could say right here, so.
Kind of makes sense.
I will.
Or I'll just wait now. I'm not threatening lawsuits yet, but if you keep it up
Wait for
Any congratulations
It's like a reflex he talks about
Wait for it cuz I'm never gonna do it and hopefully you all die before me
Yeah, okay, so you didn't even see that you just assume that he was gonna say I
Yes, I don't I don't I don't watch his show and I don't recall this clip specifically, but yes John John wait for it
That's what he says when he's talking about lawsuits like when we were playing this game live
Anyone had gotten the W on that one one I think Annie's taking over the game
And think it's gonna be okay now, that's defamatory and I learned all about it. Thanks to Vince dwarf Thanks, Carter.
Got to wash these Pringles down.
Just got out of the gym.
Waved myself yesterday in the gym gym 174 and a quarter
That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabler
Just do it sit Eugene sit good dog
Filmer just like okay, is this real or not oh?
Boy well great game as always Cardiff
What's your take on this John's claiming? He's got a new job. He's gonna be starting I think next week Monday
figure
Session what do you think card? Who wasn't he also going to like?
New York in a couple weeks, right? Yeah, he's gonna go meet up with his son
Who's going to Harvard in New York and go to the Belmont?
Yeah, so this is not something you do the same week. You start a new six-figure job
I think he's going to New York and maybe just gonna take some time off
You know, okay
So your thing is like he will be off the internet and he wants everyone to think he has a job
Yeah, and then he'll come back and be like, haha. I got you again
Hi paying job you all idiots and I didn't visit with my son
Yeah, you room spell for it's like all this are like no not even for a second
I think the six-figure job is a six-pack of course. Yeah
Producer Joe said I think all six figures are zero
The idea that John would get a job and I mean people could work remotely and things
Cape Coral has like no industry or anything people who live in Cape Coral are like applying to make
hundreds of thousands of dollars somewhere
It's just not how that works out and John has none of the skills for any of those jobs
He's unemployable. It's ridiculous to even think that
All right. What have we done today guys? We have done it all.
We talked about the rich shirt shirt lebe. Yes. God damn it.
Nailed it name. So difficult to pronounce. We talked about his
show. We talked about Howard Stern with Bruce Springsteen. Action boys, response,
no agenda talking stuttering John, stuttering John talking Anthony Kumia, Lisa Boswell and
Helga Mann were back on the internet. April in Holt was in court and that turned into a circus. Tom Meyer's on MLC, my favorite version of MLC,
yet we tried to poke a dabbler. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite
part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.
The part of the show we play, coming to the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts and
This is a big one folks
We're gonna get started. You know what we're doing today
We're guessing who's a virgin correct. These people are gonna fake like they're virgins
I think I believe they're gonna I believe there's one imposter among us. You have to guess who it is. So
One person's actually a virgin. I made sure
everyone's obviously of age so we can make sure to ask whatever you want to ask and I
could ask whatever I want to ask. But we're gonna go ahead. I was sent some questions.
Is this just like a rough outline or is this like, no, no, no filter. You come from the
heart. You know, you work in this industry a lot. You understand like what to ask, what This And then I think we go yeah, we can just tell them how they lost the Virginia we start with that question
This is Aiden Ross and the Aiden Ross podcast
Aiden Ross one of the biggest most famous most rich streamers in the world
He's got a huge kick contract
He interviewed Trump a couple months ago
And so we'll be breaking that down you familiar with this guy. I gave Trump a Rolex and Trump was like
Thanks
Yeah, I was yeah, I know he is I was disappointed that she's going to ask questions to figure out who the version is
Yeah, there's other ways to do that
You'll dipstick method
Is one way so please join us for that show
It's gonna be a lot of fun coming up this saturday at two o'clock if you're on our patreon or if you're a youtube member
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So get on there and check that out Andy and Joe do a great job and Annie. What are you working on?
Andy and Joe do a great job and Annie, what are you working on?
Recently I just went on with the host of the worst of the best podcast which I believe several of you have been on the show Before us. Oh shit. I have a I have a episode out with him. We talked about weaned country album Ryan Rebulke
Yes, he's great guy. We talked about clutch and it was great. Yes, you were on that recently. Yep
And we talked about a list of 10 overrated video games. So give that a listen. It's coming out
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What was number 10 of the most overrated?
Frogger
Well, the way he formatted it in a way
That's just like here's a list of 10 and we're gonna go down the list and then we'll pick which one is the the most overrated
In our choice give us one but number go down the list and then we'll pick which one is the the most overrated in our choice
Give us one, but number ten on the list was fortnight. Oh
All right, it's controversial. It is very right. Very good. Not Qbert, okay
Controversial as well twice on it
What did Frogger do to you?
Me yeah you What did Frogger do to you? Yeah, you
Just thought it'd be a funny game to say oh it is okay. I watch our drummer when I it hasn't done it recently but
Admiral awesome they still place Frogger cuz we have a arcade thing at the pride to space. He's so bad at it
It's so shocking how bad he's like why you still play this you're terrible remind them every time you know you go side to side
Please join us again next time it might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every part
Morning radio
Morning Radio. And now this show is over town.
Okay.
Great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
All right.
Do we have any reviews that you can read for us, Annie?
I have one that came in from NorCalDouche on October 10th, 2024.
Doesn't have a title because it's coming from, I believe, CastBox.
It says, Don't waste your time
Carl is a huge dork and producer Chris is obviously a pedophile. This is not a show Wow
Sounds like a five-star review. I've ever heard one
That one is five stars
Crazy, what say you of the allegations Chris? Yeah a lot of allegations going around no comment. All right good life
You listen to the creep off. Very good.
Keep your mouth shut. What's your attorney figure it out? I, we got some voicemails coming
in. In fact, we're backed up cause it's been over a week and who are these that cause we
can go to our voicemail number and communicate with the show like Robin Michigan did. It's
Robin Michigan. You know, I find it fascinating that Aaron steeltoe wants to call people out on their alleged deviant sexual practices
When he's the one that sat and watched another man had sex with his wife
I mean, that's not the peak of Cringy Mountain, but it's definitely within hollering distance
At least from the Dave and Chuck show was ugly I found that hurtful accurate but hurtful. Bye. All right. Thank you very much
Rob I I concur
Jerry and San Antonio checking in. Hey, Carl. It's Jerry from San Antonio
Got some breaking news
Chad Zuma still a loser
Reduce reuse go fuck yourself. All right, good to know it's one of those good. I was worried something changed
Yeah, now he He's still loser
All right, very good. No, but his coverage of the
The zoom court was fantastic. I meant to ask you well what made it fantastic was just doing the impression
Well, no he was so impressed with himself that he got he connected to the zoom
But he spent ten minutes trying to present the zoom which he couldn't do
And then just ended up stream sniping win by twos coverage
Zoom core that's funny an idiot
All these fucking guys need a producer. It's crazy. How bad they are this
Dude Carl we were supposed to meet at bronyconCon, remember? We talked about this like last week.
And we were supposed to meet Chris Chan there.
You're supposed to meet Chris Chan and get a picture together.
You're supposed to kiss him on the cheek.
I remember this discussion, Carl.
Don't think I didn't forget.
Let me guess, you're not going to make it for FurryCon either.
You better not forget about it Carl. Okay
I'll do my best. I hate to hit and um actually but the last brony con was in 2019 so
Yes, that's why I didn't go
The website has been updated way to way to
Shut down those stereotypes Annie by knowing the exact date of last brony con good point
Right here Down those stereotypes Annie by knowing the exact date of last Bronycon good point Wasn't just off the dome this is a voice by which I would have heard sooner than last night
Hey Carl or whatever
Intern is listening to this I hear you coming to Detroit and you're gonna go to the
hockey game at the Little Caesars arena there Thursday night versus in New Jersey
Devils and we've met the one you're going to is Star Wars night so make sure
to bring your Princess Leia get up or you know your R2-D2 or Wicket whatever
thing the charge are up with guys looking like Star Wars people there You know, your R2D2 or whatever thing that has your hub put in.
Guys looking like Star Wars people there because you will not be the only weirdo there.
Can't wait to see you.
Welcome back.
See ya.
I wish I would have known that.
We did not know it was Star Wars until we got there.
What would you have done differently?
Yeah, right.
I would have brought my ewok friend with me
For some photo ops for future consequence of the creep off like I already got it
Um there I think pad x2a in our discord
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I did just see that.
That's so nice that somebody made me a URL redirect and that's my personal YouTube channel
where I typically stream like twice a day.
If you want to come by and just watch me watch things while I play video games.
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So doing two things at once.
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There you go.
It's come I believe.
It's it.
Well, we can get that one too.
But if we need to, sometimes you eat it.
Sometimes you drink it.
It's been pent up.
Alright, cow photographer coming in.
Oh, I gotta get in touch with the cow photographer about the Joe Metare stuff.
Hey Carl, it's the cow photographer.
Congratulations on the live show.
Did you know that it's held on my birthday?
But I couldn't make it because I just moved across the damn country and I'm poor as fuck
now just moving so goddamn expensive anyways if you wanted
to sing me happy birthday that's so cool I put on my tinder profile and
everything okay bye love you smooches producer Chris oh it's your birthday who gives a shit who gives a fuck. Oh, I give a fuck you did
All right, you had the better drop
Every birthday buddy, and like I said, I gotta get in touch with them. Oh Bob cat Goldthwaite calling into the show I call this is Bobcat goes away. I just wanted to call about time buyers and
Hi, there was all these jokes that are funny and it made me so angry. I just want to
Tell a joke Tom
Here what joke is it sound like a question
Don't call me back. All right, that's a pretty good Bobcat right there. And Lucy's gonna be excited about this.
It's Bobcat again.
I just wanted to say I saw the latest episode and I was watching Lucy type box and she just
made my penis go whoa.
She'll be very excited.
She's a big fan.
She will.
Of yours Bobcat.
That's awesome.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for calling in.
We appreciate that.
Here's a fun song about me.
He's a club sport.
He's a mom wiper.
He's a, a, uh, nap taker.
I'll make it funny later.
Okay.
Very good.
The Suthering John method of coming up with the saga of the spot.
I like it.
Monday's calling in.
Star was Monday's.
I got to give you credit, man.
You said the smartest thing you've ever said on the show this week.
Pulp Fiction fucking sucks.
If it wasn't for the dumb editing in that movie, no one would give a shit about it.
Like the only things in that movie are where the guy gets raped and where the characters
keep telling the N-word at Sam Jackson because those are fucking hilarious.
But Scythe and I have a terrible movie.
You know what Carl?
I'll give it to you.
I take back all the insults
I've left you in your voicemails. You're not a gay tart anymore. Call me back any time
Did I say I didn't like Pulp Fiction or that was a bad movie something like that. I like Pulp Fiction
I don't know what the guy said. It sucked. It wasn't me
It was someone else that on the show because Monday's called in and then we got this phone call as well
Hey, Heidi. Hey Carl. It's Jeremy Because Monday's called in and then we got this phone call as well. That that reservoir dogs was an absolute I don't understand anything. He does is just coach her for the sake of being coach her
I hate movies like that also like boondocks fans that really blows out the DNA
Whatever rock and roll. All right. Thank you for the call
I like reservoir dogs and pump
movies do suck
It's coming from but I must have said something so didn't realize there are all these pulp fiction a day
Maybe he said it as a joke. I don't know maybe cuz I ever seen that the theater. I was impressed with that movie. I thought it was good. I
Learned about a lot about McDonald's in France and pawn shops
It's true and how to save somebody with an EpiPen
Mm-hmm in their heart.
Our friend in Britain calling in with some really good points.
Carl, I have just had a sickening realization, which is that not all of the WATP listeners
are going to the creep off.com and voting for Carl. You know what we can fix this guys listen
Go to the creep off dot com and vote for Carl
I think if you want you could also listen to that show because it's really good. Thanks
I agree with all of that except for there's no voting right now because I mean I didn't do a competition show this week
We had our hangover edition, which is also a lot of fun. So check out the creep off.com.
That was a really smart voicemail. I appreciate it. Here's a guy who came to the
Vinny. No, no, he was right. Here's a guy who came out to the live show.
Hey, Jimmy from Ferndale here. Just want to say what an amazing live show Friday night was.
Again, third year in a row
Just had me laughing from beginning to end
It was great meeting you guys and afterward over at Danny's Irish Pub. Hopefully I wasn't annoying. I had way too many calls
Anyway, can't wait until next year and the year after and the year after
Okay, see ya Yeah, I think you made a comment on our bonus show about Andy over there talking about
if he'd have us back again next year. What did he say?
We'll run this thing into the ground.
Some comment like that. I forgot to ask you. Yes.
The, the old guy at the bar that was talking to you, who was he?
Like you couldn't get away from Eric saying not him a big guy
I don't think European accent. Oh
I don't know it doesn't ring a bell
Are you talking about the guy that had like like a speech impediment or something was like sounded like he was super drunk and couldn't
speak
No, well, yeah, that was it. I don't think that's who we're talking about nevermind
He was at Danny's and at the back Carl was kind of in a conversation with him and Carl was just like uh-huh
I don't know what you're talking about
Never mind don't want to badmouth the people come out to our live shows. It wasn't part of the live show
He was just a local because he got a hold of me after as well
And let me go till my uber showed up. Oh no shit away from the guy
But he was the local. Okay. Well then fuck that guy. Yeah, nice guy. Good guy. Yeah, but he was funny
It was fun. Okay fair enough
Hey, Carl, it's John from New Hampshire
I was just listening to your bonus episode analyzing John's album and that Christmas song, something sounded familiar about it and
it made me think of that episode you guys did on Todd Pettengill's his shitty
show, Hey Todd. And you know it's just that corny you know fake crooner voice
and it just sounds like something Todd would come up with and John and Todd have a lot of parallels
and how they think they're hilarious but they're not and they think they're clever but they're not
and they think they're talented and they're definitely not. So it just I was listening to it
and I was like this sounds familiar and that's what popped into my head that episode was from
a couple years ago. I think it was even during Christmas time that you guys analyze. So anyway, it just, yeah, it's crazy that two no talents
would have similar thoughts. But anyway, thanks, man. Don't call me back.
No, that's a good observation. Definitely both horrible song parodies. Completely devoid
of jokes of any kind. Do you imagine if they're working together on
Yes, I would pay for that. I'll be behind the paywall for the Todd and John show.
Let's make it happen.
Who would get sick of who first?
I don't even know.
Right.
All right, one more voicemail.
This is an Ethan Ralph update.
I don't pay attention, so it's good that people give me updates on our boy Ethan Ralph from
the Kill Stream.
Hey, Carl.
I know you've been begging for it.
So I'm going to give you an update on Ethan Ralph.
So it turns out he's given himself something called a Saturday night palsy, which is a
condition that happens to people who pass out drunk or high too many times.
And you sleep funny on your arm, but because you're knocked out by whatever you're on,
you don't wake up from the pain.
And he did permanent nerve damage to his radial nerve and lost like 80% of the functionality in his left arm
I
Just felt I needed to share that because fucking nuts. All right, call me back. That's not good
Wow, I can imagine John's done that and also Ethan's got a big guy too
so it's probably pretty easy to lay on something wrong and
Break it forget that it's there. Yeah Wow is Annie thinking?
That's what he did to his finger. Oh, that's interesting
The whole arm it doesn't work it's like it's like an action figure where it doesn't bend at the elbow
It doesn't bend at the wrist you just bend it right at the at the shoulder. That's about all you can do
Saturday night palsy one day Monday to Sunday night palsy
But don't worry Annie if John ever sees you it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun
ever done. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.
A plane has hit. I what? The episode's over.
I gotta go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Man, that was a good episode.
That was a good episode.
I enjoyed that.
Okay, bye.
What happened?
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