Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep568 - Growing Up Italian

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

This week we’re checking out some Italian guys in NYC talking about things Italians like such as pizza and pasta. I’m sure Italians like something else but I haven’t seen any evidence. Their guest is some young social media flash in the pan known as the Rizzler. Oh, and Mario Bosco is there. This whole show is a disaster.  Patrick Melton from Nobody Likes Onions joins the show to evaluate Mario Bosco’s stand up comedy “stylings.” Recent Jocktober subject Rich Shertenlieb was just canceled after less than six months on his new station and his old partner Fred Toucher is LOVING IT! Howard Stern did a show on Wednesday morning and tried his best to cope with Kamala’s loss. Despite Howard’s best efforts, all those darn racists voted for hate instead. Speaking of coping, Stuttering John had a rough election night. He brought on Brian Karem to analyze the election results. Their conclusion - it was all racists voting for hate. Cardiff and Annie join for a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the teaser, a recent review, and your voicemails.  Get Magic Mind – https://www.magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 use code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your purchase or 48% off a subscription More Patrick Melton: https://www.nobodylikesonions.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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later to read those recent reviews. But first today we'll be reviewing a show called Growing Up Italian. This is a suggestion from the Reverend Shitstay. We both listened separately. We're not discussing it with each other before and let's get into it. The show hosted by Rocco and Sabino and they have Mario Bosco on there.

This YouTube channel has 142,000 subscribers and this fear that we're gonna watch featuring the Rizler From 30 days ago has 27,000 views on it now, of course the Rizler if you don't know the tick-tock sensation He's a pudgy little boy who makes faces and mugs for the camera is teamed up at the Costco guys Can I ask a stupid question? He's not a brother of big justice, no, he's not in the family But he's just they live together they all live in Florida near each other and and They're in New York

I thought they were in Florida. No, he lives on Staten Island and I, the Costco guys I assumed are living in New York because they all have those. Oh, okay. Well then maybe they just travel to get, I went down a rabbit hole today. Oh, okay. So maybe you know more about this than I do. Yeah. So then he would have to fly into collab all the time. Okay. Well, this is all right. I assume they were brothers because they're all just like fat look alike. Yeah. Correct. Got that right. Yeah. And actually good thing for big justice that the Rizzlers around cause he makes big justice look skinny in comparison. Yes. Right. She works out well for him. I remember when they were all on Jimmy Fallon and I went, Holy shit. Big just let himself go. I was

like, Oh, that's the Rizzler. Okay. I was thinking for, for a second there. Yeah. I just went down some hole where they said like they had initially like used to get kicked out of their Costco in Florida. Okay. So maybe they, maybe they moved since then. I don't know, but like apparently the dad's been trying to do tick tock stuff forever. He used to do like real estate tick tocks and stuff. Yeah. He was a pro wrestler and coming up on the 23rd His AEW debut. I was talking to Vinny about that I don't know if it was on a show or behind the scenes probably behind the scenes The guy that he's wrestling in the AEW is the guy who trains the wrestlers

So he's the guy who works with all the amateurs that come in So it's so stupid because obviously you have to be a really good wrestler to wrestle someone who's an amateur and doesn't know what they're doing to make them look good. The guy who's getting his ass kicked is always the more talented guy when it comes to professional wrestling. The other one's selling it. It'd be like doing an act off with Mario Bosco. It's like, was he in the Sopranos? No, but you have to know a lot about acting to fill in for the guy Who knows a lot about acting. So AJ would be standing here

Uh, actually just a couple feet over to the left. Okay. I'm here. Yep. You got it. Mario. Thank you amateur Got it again. Thank you So yeah, it turns out the guy that he's wrestling which I will tune in for this. This is gonna be hilarious The guy that AJ from the Costco guys is wrestling is this guy who's definitely gonna lose the match He's not like a wrestler in this thing. No one cares about him He's just a guy who's good at it and trains people and sure the country club's golf pro, you know Every every wrestling organization now that one guy I do have to relate to you with that I had to be here anyway

Right. I was I was setting up the chairs regardless. They pay me. I'm here. It's oh Some guy is also the janitor. Yes. Here's any climb up under the top rope. Oh, hold on a second. I gotta set up Audio bill hot food in the window anybody got an XLR Okay, so let's get started with some clips because Mario and this happens all the time. This is not Mario show, right? This is a different show growing up Italian This is Rocco and Sabino and they grew up Italian They want to talk about being Italian a lot. Hey So forget about it. They say a lot because that's funny for Italians. I don't know. I'm not Italian so I don't get it

But anyway, so it starts off and of course Mario has no idea that the show is happening. He never does He's always just there shooting the shit He thinks it's just hanging out with friends for some reason you know, they're renting studio time and have a producer there I probably can't stand him. Yeah, I'm sure it's expensive because they're in New York and shit But this is what I call you. Sometimes there's a cold opening. This is a cold start So finally he text me he's like, oh Sabino's here and I was like, okay, what I'm gonna do Were you excited? I was there. I wasn't there. So why was I be excited? I was there Friday night for the canola eating contest

Forget about they x mini. Oh, so the boat was there They asked him to eat canola. I said bro. You just had open heart surgery any cannolis. I'm gonna talk or what? We didn't start yet Okay, well that's a terrible way to start so I hope you're doing okay, buddy So it starts off talking about cannoli a cannoli eating contents like this isn't the show this is what you talk about normally This is your show got that cannolis and shit I love that also one of your thoughts before this was it has to be expensive there in a studio look at this Literally, there could be a Murphy bed behind a curtain

Not a nice building. I know, you're right. That was stupid of me to say. I like that he divulges some guy's health information, very Stuttering John-esque. Yeah. The guy, you know, Sam, he had that heart surgery. He's like, by the way, we're on air right now. I was like, oh, what?

Oh, well, whoops. All right, so then it starts getting into petty shit because the main guy Sabino here just wants to get the show started. He's like we have a guest sitting right here you come in and just start talking to us about your day like nobody cares and it gets petty. You want me to start or you want to start? You got mad that I want to start my own show. No because the last time you got me wind up you Joe and Rocco were texting and I'm looking. All right listen today it's about the Rizzle I'm looking at you. All right, listen.

Today it's about the Rizzler. It's not about you. Oh, here he is. Let's give it up. There you go, baby. So I just love the fact that Sabino just has to take over. But okay, whatever. That's not what we're here for right now.

We got 45 minutes. We have the fucking Rizzler here. We're gonna talk to the Rizzler. Is that fine with you, Mario? All right. None of these people are likable, but I liked him for that moment. Yes, for interrupting Mario.

I'll be like, all right, let's just do this shot. Is it a green screen? No. Behind the guys? Oh, is it a green screen behind the guys? I don't think so. I think it's painted. It has a weird look and shadow.

Could it be? Yeah, you know what? Because Mario Bosco's show is also in the same room. I won't say studio. Oh Yeah, could it be yeah, you know what because Mario Bosco show is also in the same room. I won't say studio. Can you correct it? Be well, it's also in the same room storage space and it is not there They don't have this. Yeah like zoomed in brick So this is like an image like a wallpaper or something and if you look at the shadow behind the bald guy's head I don't know their names. Yes, you're right. That's fucking ponderous man. Ponderous fucking ponderous. Also for a minute, I thought that they're, they were going through the camera mic like so many

of these shows do. I don't think they are, but the room echo is infuriating. It is, there's nothing stopping the sound and you hear everyone who's there with them too, quite a bit. I didn't even pull this clip, but like somebody has to bring Mario a smoothie in the middle of it. He gets into the camera angle a few times. He's like, what is going on here? The R&M Hulk? He needs his energy or something. I don't know. All right. So then they finally say, Mariel, will you introduce our guest, the Rizzler? Now, you tell me, do you think he introduces the guest here? So, Mariel, do you want to introduce the Rizzler? Yes. Welcome Rizzler to a crazy, crazy, crazy podcast. I mean, this is fun. This is crazy. Ryan is on the wall. I mean this is fun, this is crazy. The writing is on the wall, I mean technically you know

rockers always left and the Beatles come in on the minutes to get the hell out. Welcome Rizla I'm so excited to say that we have you today and I really have no jokes aside I really am. really um the offensive coordinate you're gonna bust it play here and then chances gets hit the ball is loose and it's alive. He really fumbled

that one. All right. You want to use our guest. Hey, you're on a crazy show. It's so crazy here. Rock goes giggling over there. What did he say at the end that was completely wrong? No jokes aside, right? I'm really excited to have you

here. No jokes aside, we have you today and I really have no jokes aside. I really- Take that for what you mean it for. You take that for what you mean it for. Good job. Rizzler's completely, completely unimpressed with him. Oh yeah.

Yeah, the Rizzler's just like, what are we doing here? I hope we do find out how the Rizzler got his name. Oh, that's my next clip. Are you looking at my clip package right now? That was my favorite part of watching it. It was my favorite part So it turns out that like a guy who's famous for mugging at the camera on social media Is not the best interview that you could get on your show go figure So Rizzler tell us how did you get the name the Rizzler?

well my friends Well, my friends were just saying the Rizler song and they told me how to do the face and I was like, and I was like, oh, I should make my name the Rizler. Fire. Fire. This podcast, if you don't order this paycheck this day, he's just like, oh boy, this is going to be a rough one. Fire.

So this nine-year-old has to explain his origin story like okay But like he explains it like a three-year-old tells a story Yeah, my friends out of friends around me were saying this word. Mm-hmm. Then I learned how to do a face now He's just changed stories And then I said my name should be that word from earlier in the other story. It's like what? He hasn't learned the the Chad Zumach method of make up a lie. That's more interesting than what actually happened All right, so Apparently the Rizler is so famous he gets stopped for pictures a lot and so Mario has a question. That's very telling I

Took like 90 pictures at the carnival 90 I couldn't even go on the rides. No? It's crazy. But what means more to you? That's for a different reason. The pictures or the rides? The rides. Kids just want the carnival. So I think Mario and the RZA are complete opposites.

Mario wants what he's going through right now. So this kid goes to an amusement park, wants to on rides people like oh take your photo take your photo She's like, all right, but i'm getting in line over here And mario basco's first thought is you're famous. I want to be famous. That's fucking awesome How cool is that that you're famous? This is why I hate mario so much. He wants to be famous so fucking bad. It's annoying He also wishes to be a real boy Do you think he wants fame so bad that if you were like in line somewhere needed to go to the bathroom

And you asked him to hold your place. He'd be like I'm great at that And he'd be like you won't believe what I got cast in this afternoon Like you won't believe what I got cast in this afternoon. Oh, yeah IMDB page by that night Which we'll get into that though in a moment. I did do some research on that end Okay Mario has a joke. It's in his stand-up act. I've seen him perform it and so they say hey, Mary Why don't you tell you that your joke to the Rizler? You got to clean it up You got to do the clean version of it.

That's not a good thing with me. Okay. Cuddled. Just a cudd. I'm like this so cause my mother hung out with Mickey. By the way, there's somebody breathing very heavily into the microphone. That's not us. And I was trying to figure out if it's the Rizzler, like he has some serious health problems already. Or it might even be Rocky.

He can barely talk. That's true He's suffocating under his own weight. Is that does that who's breathing so heavily into the mic? It's like on the stream. Yeah, it's on their show. Yeah You you hear it non-stop is really Labored breathing. That's why I'm wondering if the camera audio is not on as well as all the mics I know that my strong because I watched him do this you know I doesn't mean they remove the room Mike You know what I think you I think you've nailed it because it doesn't seem like it's anyone on screen because every time I'm hearing It I see different views of different people. There's never one person doing it, so it's probably the producer

the camera That's not a good thing with me, okay cuddles just like this so cuz my mother yeah, I hear it with Mickey Mouse Okay, they hung out with Mickey Mouse and while they were cracking up cuz they know the real reason I'm going thank God she didn't sleep with the seven dwarfs You think I was fine like it's a good joke I didn't get Favorite reaction of all time the results is there he goes, huh? I Was told there'd be cannoli and And I actually, I grabbed this clip

for future reference on this show. I didn't get the joke. Perfect. I like how Mario's face too when he gets that, just reject it like, yeah. Well, I thought it was funny. Fire, fire. I thought it was teasing, but all right, if you say so.

So then, Mario's got a second joke. This day go, well, tell all right, if you say so So then mayor's got a second joke this day go won't tell him and I gotta say as much as I despise these Italian guys talking about being Italian and pizza and shit non-stop Their whole seem like the whole purpose of them is to clown Mario to his face and Mario's not another joke Because that's pretty much all they're doing which is funny. like oh, we'll tell him you're Sonic the hedgehog joke I'm sorry the hedgehog joke is that people ran after me which is true and they were this was a true story They ran after me like oh my god, can we get a picture? We can get a picture and I was like, yeah I was like, do you see my tic-tacs and they were like, nope one little kid fat bastard jumps up and goes And they were like nope one little kid fat bastard jumps up and goes

We play your video game, and I was like what he goes your sonic the hedgehog cuz I am Okay Who's doing the editing I love whoever's editing this together because it's Yeah, they just they cut her to the Rizzlers watching the joke just like So go ahead is this a punch line? You can't say I have a Sonic the Hedgehog joke and then the punch line is Sonic the Hedgehog Someone thought I looked like Sonic the Hedgehog Spoils the whole thing I would think this in my hair. I

Think Mario might be successful if he Pretended to be a kid. Well, yeah, that's in my day Roll a TV show role is him pretending to be a kid, right? But if he like dressed like a little kid and like set up a set there was like a kid's room and just like did Vulgar shit like that might catch on that's interesting doing like he's not trying anything Like you do have a unique Like he's not trying anything. Like you do have a unique product. Right.

You're a good, the look, the vibe, like all of it. And like, he's doing nothing. He's like, I'll go on talk shows that nobody watches. And I'm not interesting. He did explain that he used to just like in plain clothes. And then another comic that he was doing comedy with was like, you know, you should like wear a bowtie and a suit. It'd be funny You know, he's like, okay, so at least he's like doing that but I agree with you

He could be like a reverse Peewee Herman The only way him wearing a bowtie and a suit makes sense if he's sitting on my knee pretending to be Right dummy like that would be funny. Yes, like no like first of all, how much do you think these little suits cost? Oh money. Yes. Like, no, like first of all, how much do you think these little suits cost? Oh, he broke it all down. I didn't pull this clip and I didn't find it that interesting, but he broke it all down. The bow tie is 10 to $20. The code is like a hundred bucks. He shops it. The Macy's department, the little boys Macy's department. Okay. Everything was so inexpensive. It was like, Oh, that's not good. I wouldn't brag about that. It's for 200 bucks on a suit. No, he brags about saving money. Yeah, that's true

And plots with all the pussy pulls with it He is a virgin All right, so The Rizzo is a huge star and so they say say, hey, Mario, you're a big star too. You've been famous for so long. Maybe you have some advice for the Rizzler for his career. Give, listen, before we get into that, give him some advice now that he's getting famous,

he's getting a lot of work. Actually give him some advice because you've been in Hollywood for a lot of years now. I say enjoy the moment that you're experiencing now You know I've been in a lot of movies and TV shows so when I went from that to becoming a stand-up comedian I Didn't want to rush to become something like a headline of fast. I want to enjoy the process of What are you laughing at Rock? It sounded again like Chad Zuback. He's like I don't even want to be the headliner

I think it's better to just be the opener, you know to really do a lot of work and people show up because that letter is good It's great You guys are laughing I'm not used to this Chad doesn't want to be a feature at most of the clubs in the country So he says he's on a lot of TV shows and in movies. So I looked this up. Everything he's in, he's an extra. He doesn't have any speaking lines or anything.

He might get in the shot. He's playing like a little kid or something. But in his mind, he's like this big star, this big celebrity. Surprised he doesn't have a star on the, what is it, the Walk of Fame? The Walk of Fame. Cause he'd pay for it. He's one of these idiots, It's pricey doesn't have a star on the Was it the walk walk of fame? Because he'd pay for it. He's one of these idiots is be like he would fundraise

Someone else's so this is what I'm talking has to risk It's next to AJ from the Sopranos. Yeah, there you go. No, like when they're cleaning his, they put mine in. Right. So this is what I'm talking about where they're obviously just trying to humiliate Mario because they decide like, why don't you two have a dance off? Like they're treating them like they're both little kids and one of them actually is a little kid. So it's kind of funny that they do that.

But they decide to have a dance off while still being seated in their chairs Yeah, baby come on girl come on I think we've seen enough of Mario very nice Trilled off there Do not know the lyrics in the song you were singing my favorite part about that is at the beginning when he's dancing with the girl He's going hey girl. Come on. He's looking down at her. She's dancing underneath him Hey girl, come on. He's looking down at her. She's dancing underneath him. She's a shorter woman, right? It's fantasy. It's he with a five-year-old Hey girl

So that was a Ridiculous and then they start to try to interview the Rizzo and the Rizzo is a child You know, what are you gonna talk about? Well, they want to talk about Italian food. What are your top five Italian foods? What are your favorites? Let's see if we can get two. Let's see if we can figure out two Italian foods. Chicken Bay. They do talk a lot about chicken in this episode.

Let's make this one Italian a little bit, alright? I want you to give me five of your favorite Italian foods. But you're going to put it in the order that you like. All right, so pizza number one spaghetti meatballs number two Every time I'm like, that's very offensive Awesome you like ravioli. Oh, yes sub. You like ravioli? Oh yes, ravioli. Number three, ravioli?

Ravioli. You like lasagna? It turns into Rocco just telling him Italian foods because he doesn't know more than two. Pizza, spaghetti, and meatball. He's like, you know, there's other types of pasta too. Like, okay. Canoli. Canoli.

Yeah, he doesn't like canolis. He talked about that. But this is retarded. Do Italians think that they invented food that they always talk about food on these shows They act like it. They really really do and people didn't eat food until Italians came around. Yeah Yeah, we're the ones who figured it all out. Okay, they know that they suck at everything else. Maybe that's what it is So weird, they always have to talk about food and who's Sunday gravy's the best. And it's just so powerful. Like we are giant pieces of shit,

but have you had the cannoli? Here's another example of why you don't want a nine-year-old or however old this kid is. As a guest on your show, he's talking about how he plays baseball. He plays in the outfield, which I played in the league. That's where they put the kids who suck. Yep, that's where I was. Throw them in the outfield, which I played in the league. That's where they put the kids who suck Yeah, that's where I was throwing the outfield because the ball ain't getting out there very often

Center left you like the outfield Yeah, not sometimes not too much definitely runs them down noise Barely catch any ball. Yeah, not sometimes not too much. Definitely runs them down though. He's Oh, I take so that's his dad yelling giving him instructions how much you do in the outfield listen to this anecdote Oh, I I take the dirt and I put it on the boom on my hat Thank you body What a horrible story that is tell what you're doing know you're playing baseball. I put dirt on my hat Okay, yeah, thank God pageant dad interjected there I mean like tell them do you little tell them the story you do about the when you're in the

This is an awful It reminded me of the South Park episode where all the kids hate playing baseball. Oh, yeah Make them play It's been dirt on my hand. Hope the game and sometime soon Yeah, where was the dad during Italian food? Yeah, right. He probably didn't know more than two either Chicken cutlet Rockley was a chicken cutlet that was one of the ones he threw up for the cat He's just like oh, yeah, just got me like your chicken cutlets like you didn't bring it up you did

Now you want details the Germans never made that Everyone hasn't figured that it went out Obviously so now Rizler they ask him. What does he want to be when he grows up he wants to be a comedian What do you want to be when you're older? You ever thought of that Your community a comedian You got you could you got somebody I'll bring you under their wing. He's the number one comedian in the world He's number one in the world

Yes, but Number one you know he's number one in the world? Yes, but These rankings are fluid they change by the hour So I want to thank the great Reverend shit stain who posted a bunch of links to Mario stand-up I thought we could watch it together since Patrick has some experience in stand up comedy. I dabbled. You've dabbled. You had a whole contest at Hackamania. So maybe we can judge for ourselves Mario stand up.

The old stand up. Yeah, this is going back to the era before he was wearing the bow tie. Yeah. So it doesn't pack the same kind of punch that it does. She would have drank too. I would have ended up looking like a jolly green joys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?

Is that Newport? Hold on, hold on. Yeah, it is a pack of Newports for some reason. I got it out of ourselves. I apologize. Here we go. Pick the perfect size for me. What a crowd. I love you guys.

Well, I mean most of you. Let's not get crazy. I guess you're wondering who I am. Well, I'm what you get when your mother smokes two packs a day for nine months. Okay? Just imagine if she would have drank too. I would have ended up looking like the Jolly Green Giants little pal Sprout.

Why? Why would alcohol turn you green? I'm confused. She smoked two packs a day for nine months while she was pregnant. I don't have time to elaborate on it. Okay, I know, you're right. Take my word for it. A punchline's a punchline, I'll move on. She smoked two packs a day for nine months while she was pregnant. I don't have time to elaborate You're right. I'm writing my word for it. I'll punch lines a punch line. I'll move on by that

Also, you could still pass a sprout. Yeah What are you going for halloween this year? You know speaking of smoking I get a call from the surgeon's general Asked me if they could use my photo on packets of cigarettes. They told me the slogan would be, this is what you get when you smoke a few of these. Get the fuck out of here. That was the punch line. The Surgeon's General called him.

They want to use his likeness. Surgeon's General. Yep. They want to use his likeness on cigarettes., and he's like get the fuck out of here He throws the new part Joey Madras has taken notes Yeah, it's got it. It makes no sense also because we don't put those pictures on our cigarettes Country so it wouldn't be the surgeons general Obviously it's not a thing that exists

But use your imagination, let's see he was going somewhere with this and some mom, yep Wow, we're all eating here, we're all steak and potato eating. No, I really have been thinking, you know, it's a hell of a thing, so I picked out a date and circled it in my family calendar and put a large V on it. Okay, so this is wild because I watched a couple of his stand-up routines and one of them had this in it with a bunch of other material too. He talks about living with his mom a lot This is a man who I think at this time was in his late 40s And there's a lot of talk about being at home with his mom and so he's he circled it in the family calendar and

Put a V when he was gonna become vegan. Hold on. How old is he in this one right now? He's 51 What the fuck? He's like an adult he was born in 73 He's old isn't that Ray DeVito's Probably when Ray DeVito isn't he 51 now. They both get the same amount of pussy I think Ray gets laid every once in a while Eh, okay I'm on my family calendar and put a large V on it

What does my mother do? She makes me filet mignon for dinner I said, Ma, I don't need meat no more She explains to me, shut up and eat Because of Italian moms, am I right people? I said ma did you see the V on the calendar she answers me just like this yes I saw the V I thought the V meant you finally lost your virginity so you said I made I made you a celebration dinner well then you should have made me a fucking rump roast with some kumquats if you I

Guess is there sexual sounding sex words Now Tom Myers is taking notes I Want to know I mean all of us have lost our virginity at one time or another Did you write it down ahead of time when you were going to lose your virginity? Fifteenth this month to be fair. I think most guys like had a million dates in the future They were hoping would be the day sure So it calls me up the other day, says to me, Mario, how tall are you? How much do you weigh? What's the color of your eyes? What sex do you go by? What sex do I go by? What the fuck? I was like, are you trying to book me a job, but fuck me in the ass. See, now to your point earlier, Patrick,

this could be his act. He could be a kid talking about having good managers, trying to fuck up, like his manager's a pedophile. He's constantly running away from his manager, like, whoa, you're not gonna get me this time. Imagine what a brilliant act if he walked out in a little kid's suit, you know, all untucked and the tie was loose. He's like, you might recognize me from the Welch's grape commercial. Like I just lost

my manager. My parents divorced me. Like if he just did it all from that point of view of this outer work actor kid and just talk shit about like shows and the people on the show, like you can make so much material out of that. It'd be so good. But also like everyone's talking about the pedophilia going out in Hollywood, it's rampant. And so we can be leaning into that. I've heard about that. You heard about that?

Get to hear about this. Get to see about this about a pedophilia going out in Hollywood. Crazy. Yeah, he doesn't have the brain to write the jokes, right? It's it's It's unfortunately the rate of Edo problem It's just like these guys think they're good at stand-up and they're not good at stand-up But I don't know where they got this idea, but they never explored anything else

And now that now they're all maybe you miss it. He said rump roasts and kumquats Now with another pigeonhole. He's had maybe you miss it. He said rump roasts and come quats Oh, yeah, those are the jokes about the losing his virginity. I didn't hear the come quite One day I was walking down Hollywood Boulevard and I saw some guy come out of the closet Then he jumped back in I guess that's what I call a lot of land You know what? Yes, the delivery of Perry Caravello at the beginning of Windy City Yeah, I just got back from Hollywood. Hollywood. Anyway, get this guy jumps out of the cab and then he's like, there's no pausing.

So my doctor says I need to last more. So I went to aress, Hey, why $45? She said that's your copay. Jesus Christ. That's as amateur as it gets right there. My doctor says I need to laugh more. See, it was 1948. I, I, it was so disconnected. I didn't even, I know if I was, disconnected I didn't even I know If I was if I was good my dad would let me stay up late We watched like Carlin or one of those great old HBO specials And sometimes my mom would be in the room and she would always laugh at the wrong moment. Mm-hmm And even as a kid, I knew that I feel like Mario doesn't understand right, you know He's watched a million of these he knows what the guy does with a mic and he stands in

front of bricks and says certain things in a certain way he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing heat and some of the other commons I was watching he has kind of this Rodney Dangerfield thing where he doesn't get respect yeah he's kind of got like that kind of swagger he doesn't really pull it off or understand why that's funny my doctor's jerk off any time's funny. My doctor said I could jerk off anytime I want. No, I said I could have a stroke at any time. He my doctor's crazy. You know, people ask me what is it like doing stand up? It's the second time you said X, you know, cultural appropriation. I just want to point it out. I mean you're Italian come on

So I say okay get me I say it's like learning how to drive the car for the first time and Everyone is giving you different directions. Go left. No go right. No and then all of a sudden Go left, no! Go right, no! And then all of a sudden, boom! That's the sound what learning how to drive a car is. It's not how to get somewhere, it's how to fucking use a car. Go back to talking about sex. He doesn't know anything.

He didn't even mention the phone books. Go left, no! Go right, no! And then all of a sudden, boom! You get into your first accident. And you haven't even left the parking spot yet. No, go right now. And then all of a sudden, boom, you get into your first accident and you haven't even left the parking spot yet. You know what? Anybody loves to fly over here dry, you know, besides a drug called the fly traveling by plane.

You mean not flapping your wings. We were talking about driving a second ago. I'm like, well. Anybody else like to fly? Yeah, I like that flick. Yeah, sure. Everybody else love airports? Yep, sure do. I think it was called airplane. I think it was called airplane. How about connections?

Anyone excited about getting their connection in the airport? Yep, you got it, Mario. Who else uses baggage on the road? You live the same life that I do buddy totally relates to you in every way I gotta hear this this set up. I got this is great right from the getting an accident your parking spot to this You get into your first accident You know what? Anybody loves to fly over here, dry, you know, besides the fly, traveling by plane? I love to fly. Wow.

He got real flustered on that one. He didn't know what he was talking about. I like all over the place, but I hate fucking baggage claim. I hate fucking- Dude, don't even get me started on that baggage claim. All right claim. Are you go Mario you go? What do you got? It's gonna be good this is gonna be spicy Forget about the peanuts on the plane. I don't like those either, but let's get that to baggage. Yeah. All right Especially coming home on a red eye and seven something in one because your bags never come

Okay, it's the merry-go-round of hell And then there's that one bit And around and you know, I think if it's like a piece of shit in your toilet that you I'm going to keep blowing and I'm going to push that up. I'm going to have to take that lucky chandelier by the neck. What kind of toilet is he using? A urinal? A turntown? It's just a bowl. Yeah, it's one of those fake toy ones. Fight for his toilet toilet.

Fisher price. That's ridiculous. I like that he says, because he's trying to relate to the every man He's like, you know, like you take the red eye and then your bags never there. So I've flown a hundred times My bags have gotten lost. I think twice Okay No, I'm standing here for a big hill of ice cream guys. You better fuck out of here. I'm not fucking you. Whoa. All right.

I don't know how he didn't make that joke immediately flip the point of view of it to he's in the bag and that's how he flies. You know that bag that's going around and around and around. I hate it when my friends forget to pick me up at the airport. Like there's a million good jokes there That's hilarious All right, well, that's the comedy stylings of one Mario Bosco

51 So now they ask The Rizzler if he has jokes cuz he wants to be a comic Rizzle you ever been laid Yeah, I hope you guys aren't tired of laughing yet because we got more jokes coming our way Why didn't why can't the skeleton go to the party? mmm Sounding a punchline of that setup why the skeleton go to the party? It's not a riddle Clearly doesn't like the Rizzo are getting attention. He also doesn't understand how humor well clearly doesn't sit on joke structure works

The Rizzo does cuz he's dead already. No no the skeletons alive stay with me here Why didn't why can't the skeleton go to the party? Is he dead already? No. Because he had no body to go. Oh, I like that. That was good. Mario's gonna use that in his next show.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party? Permits? Just practical answers He had a meeting in the morning. Yeah. Yeah a pretty big meeting in the morning, but that he was still gonna go All right, here's some more jokes these guys keep agging this on it's like they try to scare people away from their show I don't know someone watches goes, growing a battalion is now in my rotation of podcasts that I check out. Another one? You got a couple in your back pocket? What did the plate say to the other plate? What did the plate say to the other plate? Catch you later. What'd he say? I'm hungry. He was on me. Oh, okay, okay. Did Mario just say I'm hungry? He tried to come up with the punchline on that.

Or he's just hungry. Oh yeah. Let's listen to this thing. What are the plates on the other plate? Dinner's on me, okay. That's the joke. What does Mario think it's gonna be? What'd he say?

I'm hungry or zombie. Oh! Wait, did he say we're a couple of plates here? I'm going to say, I'm going to say, we're a couple of plates here. What about a table or something? The other guy, I mean, both of their responses to this like just let the joke

play out. Why are you trying to predict it? It's not how what does he say? Catch you later? That's also really stupid. Hold on. Oh, yeah this again What did the plates say to the other play catch you later? What does he think it's a frisbees what is he talking about could be? What do you say? Okay, okay, why do cows where do cows go for entertainment?

To the movies What is this garbage how do they have a podcast this is bullshit You know, I'm a sucker for backgrounds. I noticed little things and you go back to the Rizler. I noticed in the background, it looks to me like unfolded Anthony's wood fire pizza boxes. It's the sponsor. Yes, they are. It is their sponsor. It looks like unfolded, you know, like when they're before they're folded up to put a pizza and it looks like when they're flat ship. So, okay, they just have pizza boxes it unused. That's like decor for the I have a thought on this possible scenario. Antleys is the restaurant there

above downstairs. Okay. On the second floor, dry storage. And this is their dry storage possible scenario Antley's is the restaurant there above if he's downstairs Okay, on the second floor dry storage, and this is their dry storage Because they say it's a sponsor yeah, can we can we do the podcast upstairs? They're like yeah, I guess while you do it? Can you guys fold boxes? Alright, so this, for some reason, Rocko is starting to irritate me now more than anyone else. He's getting on my nerves. I don't know what he's trying to do here. He pulls out a ukulele. I agree, Tukey's the worst. No, not that Rocko. It's a lot of shitty Rockos in this world. He pulls out a ukulele and he can't play the ukulele, so I'm not sure why he does this. We got the Rizzler on the show, the Rizzler on the show, we're gonna have a damn good

time. We got the Rizzler on the show, what? Rizzler on the show, what? We're gonna have a grand old time. Everybody. You know, for a guy who's in show business He doesn't understand how music works or comedy or anything On the show You got the Rizzo around the show

Have a grand old time with the Rizzla. Why did he do that? I don't know but Mario's amazing. In what way? Okay instinctually. The Rizzler's telling Bazooka Joe jokes. Yes. And he's trying to guess the answer. He just rides in. Jokes yes, and he's trying to guess the answer He whips out a ukulele sings off key yeah terrible song and he just starts clapping a rhythmically and trying to guess Starts flopping Rocco starts jangling keys You're right. How did this guy even get a ukulele? He's literally like, you know, when I go to a concert, it looks like they just pick it up and do this.

So it's just open strings strumming. It's not even a corridor. They just like, what are you doing? So yeah, I do. I think you're right. I think this is like all decor and props from the restaurant. You know, like somebody might know how to play this and they use it for something pineapple on the pizza night, Hawaiian crossover Italian. Whatever is fucking up there. But yeah, that's what that's what bored people do on podcast. They just start reaching around the room and like, what about this thing? What could this be?

It's like, all right, I didn't play it. They were playing Disney songs. They had to guess what the song was Yeah on their phones like they would play and and they weren't playing Disney songs They would sum up sometimes they were just playing like songs from the soundtrack and you had to guess What it was for? But you're right I know that or something. Well, the Rizlin knew it.

But you're right, though. Maybe he didn't. Patrick, I didn't pull this clip, but the guy goes, OK, we're going to play a game where you have to figure out what Disney sign this is. And he's just on his phone. And sometimes it's near the microphone, and we can hear it.

Sometimes it's not. It's just like in the room. They're not playing it through the headphones. So what's the producer doing? He can't play the songs? Right. He's breathing heavy, I guess. He's sleeping.

He's got a playlist up. Sleeping, snoring. Meep, meep, meep, meep, meep. the song right he's breathing happy I guess for some reason you mentioned sponsors there's three sponsors during the show and the last one I was very confused by are you familiar with their sponsors at all Chris okay I want you to watch this steel-toe level yeah right it's like it's like it's like, it's so weird to be when you have a sponsor is located in a certain place and do a YouTube show. But it's not even New York. I would expect New York listen to this.

We're very excited to announce a long term partnership with the Soda Gastronomia out from Australia. These guys got a really, really interesting restaurant concept where... They literally have an address in Australia, North Australia specifically, of where you can find this Italian restaurant that they're talking about. All right, again, I want to play. I figure let's figure this out. All their profits go to all these Italian charities. There's Odo has a very interesting story So that all of their profits It's a nonprofit restaurant

Does that work? I've never heard of such a thing. Well, the profit margins of restaurants are huge Where all their profits go to all these Italian charities. De Soto has a very interesting story. So their first generation, Italian Australians. They're basically us in Australia. De Soto was created in their parents and grandparents' honor so that they can pay their legacy forward. 100% of their proceeds goes to people in need, charities, and the arts. De Soto will be supporting us this year

So, you know the contents gonna be even better, bro, and who know people in need charity and the arts Just a charity. Yeah covers all those things People in need and charity. Oh good. I like both of those things These and the arts to sort of be supporting us this year. So you know, the content is going to be even better, bro. And who knows? Maybe at some point we're going to have to take a trip down on that. I was always curious how the Italian Australians made food.

It's time we find out. It's not like you can donate to their charity or help them. It's just a restaurant in this one location in North Australia. They're promoting. I'm glad to sorrow is supporting him because that couch isn't. I mean, can you slump further down while you're doing an ad? Like, yo, we're very happy to present. Like are you comatose?

Nowhere near the microphone. I've always said, and Patrick, I don't know if you'll agree with me on this. I can't sit on a couch and broadcast at the same time. It's not like couch is not at the same time. It's not like how to do to broadcasting. Did you see how uncomfortable Donald Trump was doing flagrant? The end of show. It's like he had to like sit up and do his Trump. You know, and then the collar is like popping up. Yeah, it's like, I hate all those shows where everyone's just kind of like, cause no one's comfortable with the pretending that they're super comfortable their legs up and

Andrew shows shoes off for some reason you're just like what are you doing? We're doing a show It's like hundred thousand people are gonna see this can we so how many people view that you said? 27,000 views on that. Yes that episode. I mean I imagine I would imagine they average 30 seconds of you view. What are the comments and the thumbs up like I mean? Does it match or is it suspicious? It seems weird like how could 27,000 people sit through that? That's a great question I didn't like to see what the the stats were on it. I should have feels Opish it does with this whole growing up Italian is a social media channel. They have like an Instagram account and there's a bunch of people involved in it and so I guess that

They're from New York, you know, they make references to the Brooklyn Bridge, you know There's a bunch of Germanic people are just like hey, look at I'm 93.7 percent Italian over here. You're like, okay cool I can see how people would watch reels and get little You're like, okay cool. I can see how people would watch reels and get little 45-second sound bites of these idiots and love it cuz it's like it's like dad or cousin mini talks. It's like But I can't imagine 27,000 views over 30 seconds of this show like come on right who's watching this unironically going like that was a good Yeah, and even in the description of the show, they're like, you're not going to want to miss this one.

We got the Rizzler out here. Mario Bosco's out there. This is a must watch growing up Italian. Like, do you guys really think that or? And the way Mario sold it at the beginning, like dude, when he was introducing the Rizzler, AKA welcoming him, he was like, this show's crazy. Like this guy can't

wait to get done. This guy says whatever. It's wild. He has no idea. He's like, Oh, you're not going to believe this podcast. We listen to Disney music. We dance in our seats. If he was honest about it, he'd be like, Oh, I don't want any of this. That sounds terrible. Right. I try out jokes that I saw and Laffy Taffy. It's great. Yeah. Where do Eskimos keep their money. Hold on I got a bunch of them Just you wait. It's great Ponderous where do they where do they for my ADD? Where do they keep their money?

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Not enough hours in the day for all these tonics you didn't even know about the Chuck Norris sponsor that we had that was also a beverage. Jesus. I drink a lot, what do you want from me? All right, we talked about this guy, Rich Shurtleib. He was on the Toucher and Rich show out of Boston. This was a huge show for almost two decades. Their ratings were not number one in Boston,

they were number one in the United States. Shirtlebe? Yes. A fashion district Jew? Dude, let me spell you. Let me spell this name. I struggle with this fucking name, but this is how we always pronounce it. It sounds like it would be three syllables the way it's written, but the way they say it sounds like it's two all right listen to us it's s-h-e-r-t-e-n-l-i-e-b wouldn't you think that'd be like shirt and leab or something it's shirt and leab shirt and leab and gob and glue

so we covered that that was the last show we did for jock tober this year so we covered it just last week. And then, lo and behold, I Heart Media started laying a lot of people off. And Rich's show was canceled less than six months after they started in May. And Rich left his show with Fred Toucher, where Rich was just like, I don't need to be with this guy, Fred Toucher.

I'll go do my own thing. He wanted to negotiate separate contracts He kind of he needed an apology or something in order to stay and find just like I'm out of here and he left Fred Toucher still doing very well on Boston radio and Rich goes over to the competitor to see how he can do on there This is an Aaron Imholed story. Oh, Aaron Imholz, OP from OP and Anthony. All these guys think they're so much better than, you know, the people who helped them on their show, the station, the support they get. They're like, I can do this without any of this stuff. You're like, okay, let's see. So this is the statement that he put out. So this was

just last week week he found out he was canceled and he said, hey guys hey after five months the Richard Lieb show will no longer air on WZLX. To say that I'm not disappointed is an understatement. When we launched the show at the end of May the plan was simple. We would take the months of summer to build chemistry with a new cast and by fall and football season we would be close to sounding what our vision of the show would be. All right, so that right there, like, uh, okay.

So you started a show that doesn't have any chemistry, but you thought you'd eventually be good, okay. We would be close. We close to it, yeah, all right, whatever. And then he says, however, just over two months into the show, management decided to alter the format. They wanted music, I did not. However, despite my two months into the show, management decided to alter the format.

They wanted music. I did not. However, despite my disagreement about the decision, I agreed to move forward and music was added. So this is a kick in the pants to anyone who thinks they're a morning jock who could fill four or five hours every morning. They're just like, yeah, we're thinking maybe play like five or six songs an hour. Play the hits.

Play the hits. People want to hear some hits on their morning drive. We're a hit station. He's like, what the fuck? After starting from scratch, watching this show fan base grow and the interest with our fans increase as they became part of our radio family. It's one of my proudest accomplishments all my years of broadcasting. I've never been part of that much growth ever. Now what's hilarious about that is that I happen to check out one of their Instagram posts where there were three comments on the post Wonders from the co-host the other one from the other co-host and then rich commented on what the other co-host wrote

In the capital like this is so sad doing it buddy. We are So bad, oh that was the nipple yeah, that was the nipple post nipple gate Yeah, there's a video of him doing whatever just like well You can see my nipples in this video very Aaron him hold ask where he's just so focused on him She's like, oh, why do they post that you can see my nipples and they made a big deal about on his show So I wanted to hear what Fred touches response was because they had a pretty good falling out I wanted to see if he was gloating or how he felt about this guy Losing his job and lo and behold it has been posted. Let's check it out at the bottom

I mean John can certainly understand why I would yes, I do I think that I and so that's right touch I'll tell you and I he's the guy on the left What when I would not have said anything today is if I would have read the statement that he put out and it seemed like he had learned any humility Like if there was any truth or humility like he had learned anything from this experience Like don't backstab your friends. Don't be a snake can talk to people to their face Don't lie about how you got into a situation, but there was no transparency and it's just still the same garbage. It's everyone else's fault. It's

no one else's fault. It's everyone else's fault. You know, lies, lies, lies. Like it's just nonsense. And, and then, you know, I can't imagine he gets another job in the market. So I'll never talk about him again. So this is, and I'm not, I'm not. So that's very interesting. He reads this comment, he goes, what the fuck with this guy? He can never take any responsibility for himself. Well, management wanted me to play music and that screwed up my plan because we were going

to get our chemistry going after two months and then we didn't have our chemistry and the football season started. And not for nothing. I know Boston is enormous sports town Like they love their sports. That's why they're still radio listeners in Boston all over the place No one's listening for the Patriots the Patriots suck right now So it wouldn't matter if they had their chemistry going for the football season countering anything you're saying Fred, but it is a remarkably short

remarkably every time I hear that word now that's all I can think of. amount of time that that show was on the air now whether or not you think that the the station of the company had to do it whether it was part of larger cuts and he was taking the station I mean mean, you know that. I know, but still, outside of David Lee Roth, I don't know that they're, that I'm aware of a shorter run than that. That's hilarious. He's comparing it to David Lee Roth,

they get over three hours turned. Didn't know where he was going with that. It's one of the greatest flops in radio history. By the way, that brings up something that a buddy of mine Has all those old David Lee Roth episodes, and I want to go back and explore those Because that was not on in our market. We didn't have that in Rochester. We instead got oh, what was his name? Rover's morning glory it was the was the replacement for Howard Stern in Rochester, but oh and I used to play the

It was the, it was the replacement for Howard Stern in Rochester. But Oh, and they used to play the, uh, the David Lee Roth stuff. I've heard some of it. And my buddy, uh, Croge actually would burn me David Lee Roth episodes on CD back when he took over for Howard. It's like, I just remember it being, I'll use the word again, ponderous. It's the only word I can think of for it. So I want to go back and visit that again. But I love that they compare it. It's funny. Like touch or saying like, you know, rich will never get another job in radio. It's like, they all have, like once you've devoted your life to this medium, I started ragging on cow head now, Mike call talk. Yeah. But they're all trying to podcast. They're all, it's finally like starting to click for some of them. Like fuck, fuck, this is dying and they can't do it. Once you

get into that format of songs, you talk for six minutes, you roll some ads, a four hour show is two and a half hours long. If you're a talk show and it's, it's 45 minutes of your music show. So you don't really have to feel much fluff at all. Take some calls, time and weather sports. Let's go to the traffic helicopter. We're giving away some bumper stickers out on the highway. Look out for our prize patrol, all that kind of stuff. It's like, it really is. These guys get used to coasting and want it back so bad. Cause it's a steady paycheck. They don't have to really put in any effort. Once you build a community, people, you know, make it part of their day. It's automatic.

You tune it in on your car. That's my 15 minutes to work. They want it back so bad. Aaron wants to back. Chad wants to pack. OP wants it back. They all want it back so bad. They miss it. And, and the big thing from my perspective is that these guys all think that their listeners Miss them when they're gone and they're like as soon as I go to Like what's his name from Scott Shannon show that we did with Iraq where it was? Now I'm blanking on his name for some reason, but he got let go from the show in New York city, moved out to Texas and started charging 10 bucks a month to hear his show and just immediately went away. Cause it's just like, yeah, no, no. The reason why I listened to

you is because you're on the frequency that I have in my car. It's like when I turn my car on, I was listening to music last night driving home and now you're on in the morning. You're not here to eat today. Yes. That's what was on. Yeah. Like no one, like when the seven 11 closed down, you're not like, I miss those burritos. I can't eat. And Howard Stern, ONA, several other people in the biz from, you know, man cow to Don Imas cultivated communities and had followers and absolutely would, would follow them anywhere. But for the most part, especially if you're a sports station, a sports town, you're there to be, to resonate, to be a sounding board for the

community, to call in, to argue, and you'll do it with whoever's there in that seat tomorrow. And it doesn't really matter like, cause it'll just be another every man talking about what the what the ex team did yesterday and you can argue with them a call up or listen to the other people call up and argue and form your own opinions. That's what it is. It's not it's not a touch on rich community. It's a sports community for those teams. It's an extension of that. You might have an affinity for some of these guys and like really like their takes and stuff. But then there's another guy who's got other takes. You're like, oh, okay, listen to this guy now. And it was Todd Pettengill. Thank you, Christian Blatt and a bunch of other people. I know I drew a blank on that. But yes, Todd Pettengill

taught us all that he was like, had huge ratings in New York City with Scott Shannon. And then, you know, like everyone else, they make cuts at the radio station, they change formats, and he thinks that everyone's gonna follow him over To this new thing. He's doing it's like no It's especially people who just are mindlessly turn on the radio, right? It's way too much effort. Yeah, it's and it's a different, you know As much as steel tail likes to talk with their night audience morning audience There is some there is something to a morning show drive time show. I listen to you on the way to work.

I don't have time to listen to you otherwise. So like, it's not, if you move to the internet or YouTube or wherever it is, I don't have time to download that or go back and watch it later when the family falls asleep or whatever. So like, I listen to what's on in my car, go to work. And if that's not there anymore, I don't listen to you anymore.

Yep. Have you, I'll ask you this in all honesty, this has nothing to do with him. Do you, in your history of, you know, you're in your 50s, you've been in radio, you're almost into your entire adult life. Have you heard a veteran talk show, quote unquote, host, go and start a show that was that bad Yes, that's a good answer I want that question David Lee Ross no no veteran host. Oh, oh Yeah, no, so what I see was had radio experience. He was that bad. Oh, yeah. No, I can't think of a single person that never

A guy who's done radio for years started show that was that bad Yeah, but how much did you really listen to it I listened to it five minutes one day when we were off and I would hear the clips online I heard enough of it to well, okay say you only listen to say look it wasn't for me and that's for sure No, no, but that like rookie bad like Like my first day on any show before I even worked in radio wasn't that bad. I mean come on. It was horrible And in the whole concept behind it was horrible Beat him up The other guy just like whatever I have friend

It was the worst thing ever say it say it where's the guy sign this paper Okay, every one of his weaknesses, which there are many and said these are my strengths I'm gonna do this and he alienated according to ratings alienated their entire existing audience and brought no one from She old audience with them great. I did I did which is which is Which is you know this ego and lack of humility to recognize your weaknesses Yeah, the I I did not agree with the concept of it from the jump. And didn't understand the concept of it. Why would he do that?

Playing some music? The third all sports talk show in Boston. I know. When you don't know anything about sports, and you grow up watching them. And then also, why would you, what I would have done, what I, I'll tell you later. you what I would have done what I went out That's another thing too. What I found out as we were reviewing the show is that this guy

Who decided to go off and break off and do his own show rich was from Atlanta? And got brought up to Boston and didn't really like talking about sports But it was like that's what people want to hear is like all right I guess I'll talk about sports and then they hire him at this competing station. Be like, all right, since you know sports, you talk about sports. And they got like this ex linebacker from the Patriots. You know, jocks are always really good on air personalities. They're always dynamite for that. So just didn't work. Would have done things so much differently. I would still be on the air there though,

because I can host a show. But because I because that's what I do But regardless, it's not a big deal To anyone else but yeah, I mean, you know if it's fair to call him like a veteran radio guy Yes a veteran radio host. No sure but I mean he should have known better He should have known better his ego his ego didn't allow him to do something He never would have been a big success, but he certainly wouldn't have been fired before six months Yeah and the only reason I call myself a veteran radio host is because of the

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I Didn't think we were gonna go political Carl, but since you're since you went there Since Donald Trump's election. I've decided I am moving to Canada Well done For Minnesota, I'll be honest hard to get to All right now. I have to talk about One of the first things I did this morning when I woke up and I kiwi farms I turned to hell I don't go to kiwi fires the more I turned on the Howard Stern show All right, quick warning.

I really do try my best to avoid politics on this show. We just had the election last night and Cardiff did a show, Suburban Surfing, and Melton was on for seven hours talking about it, breaking it down on this very channel. You had Christian Blatt and the gang breaking everything down about the election. And of course, Howard Stern had been promoting, first Joe Biden, he had that crazy interview with Joe Biden. So weird. And then when he dropped out, Kamala came on and we talked about Doritos and all the important issues that Americans want to hear about from their future president of the United

States. So I was definitely interested to hear how Howard wretched this. Have you heard any of this kind of? No, I was wondering how you how we took it. Yeah, I think I know. So this is bizarre because Howard's been preaching politics for this entire cycle. You know, obviously he's off all summer, but it's just nonstop and he's been making headlines for calling any of his listeners who vote for Trump dumb and doesn't want them listening to him. Like he's been alienating his listeners and stuff.

I get that. So I've seen you do the opposite of that So then uh, but wouldn't it be great if you pulled out the sibyan? All right. I'm back Yeah, trump's president again, let's go. It's a party. Let's go. Yes kamala. Well before you go So that should have been what he did but instead he talks about he gets up in the morning and He talks about what he did the night before Well, I start my plan yeah, my yeah, I am I start to my plan

Last night I was in bed and I decided not to watch election coverage because if I was upset by the result, I wouldn't be able to sleep but My wife was like, how can we not watch how can we not watch you're in the media? You should be blah blah blah I said well Look, I know I got to get up early and work So Howard is a child That doesn't want to hear bad news before beddy time then he won't sleep real good He's got to get up in the morning for work. Well nobody does Carl be fair. That's crazy though right there

The idea this like well, I don't want to know what happens. It's gonna make me put me in a bad mood Carl you just can't identify with a wife that doesn't want her husband to go to sleep Maybe that's true. You don't understand. He's looking for to those middle-class tax cuts commas been promising, right? Oh So he gets into it with callers This is it was a very interesting segment. I'm not very usually interested in what Howard Stern has to say. It's usually very boring Did he take like pro-trump calls? We're gonna get to that usually interested in what Howard Stern has to say. It's usually very boring. Did he take like pro-Trump calls? We're going to get to that. We have a lot of people who are thinking about making a trip to Greenland, the calls that he takes, but there might be a pro-Trump or two. So what Howard explains that he watches a TV show with his wife, then he goes to bed,

he goes about at 10, he's not watching the news, he wants to avoid it, then he has to get up to pee at one, lays back down, and baths up, as if they're in the same room, which is crazy, but baths up, and it's like, ah, we gotta turn on the TV and see what's going on. Now, what channel do you think he would turn it to, Patrick, do you pay attention to?

No, but I would guess MSNBC Or CNN. What do you think Cardiff? I? Want to say it's gonna be Fox News for some weird reason alright, let's find out what both of us are laying there You know and I'm Can't go to sleep I Put on the TV. I thought well. What is the best channel for me to watch I'll watch MSNBC. I put on the TV and I thought, well, what is the best channel for me to watch? I'll watch MSNBC. I'll get the news there.

MSNBC? How do you get the news there? You know, where they have the news on MSNBC. The real news. Such as a propaganda tool for the Democratic Party, which... They haven't called it for Trump yet. Right. All right, so Howard Turd's on this where people are going to get mad at me.

Crashawesome's going gonna complain about this segment. I am telling you it has come out the MSNBC is the talking piece for the Democratic Party It's fine. Just just know that you have to know that talk, but this is what Howard turns out to find out the news I could tell within three seconds Like Rachel Maddow was actually on the panel looking like giggling and stuff and I was like Well, maybe there's some hope there, but but I don't know that that woman's remarkable. She she was able to keep her composure, but I put on the TV and I Saw that pretty much by one o'clock. It was pretty much over even though they said all the boats hadn't been counted and I just Turned it off never went back to. Howard couldn't sleep after that when he

found out that all the efforts he put into getting Kamala elected did not work that come to fruition. I like that he says even Rachel Maddow who by the way is paid to pretend that Trump is Hitler wasn't as upset as Howard was. That's her job to pretend she's super upset at the end of democracy. And she's even just like, what are you going to do? We all knew the cowl wasn't going to win this one. Anyone with a brain that knew this wasn't going to happen, by the way, I do have Stuttering John's reaction coming up in a little bit. It shouldn't be this way.

He was surprised. I love that joke. That was the green screen, right? Yeah. It's not, it shouldn't be this way. It's right up against my back. What's going on here? Now, Howard, you would think, because he's been talking about this election so much

and had all these people on his show, you would think this entire episode would be about this election. But six minutes in, he's already off on another thing that's bothering him. I even have more horrible news. What? Yesterday I was told that where I live, TiVo is no longer supported by my cable system.

And I no longer can use TiVo. And I'm one of, again, I'm an old fucking guy. Like I locked in on TiVo early on. I love Ti of again. I'm an old fucking guy like I locked in on Tivo early on I love Tivo. You've been with it ever since you've never Abandoned it and everyone told me you should just use YouTube TV Which I am a subscriber of but you should use it You can record all your shows there the DVR and every time I tried it. I was like, you know what? I just love my fucking Tivo. This is crazy. He's talking about Tevo. Yeah, I had no idea this still exists We all have Tevo Carl. We know what Tevo is. I think I learned about Tevo in business school

Yeah, this is going back many years back when I was at school But it was a case study about how you could have a brand name that everyone knows and still no one gives a shit. No one uses your product. They don't care about it. I had no idea they were still in business. Like he still has some giant Tevo box. They built him into like cable boxes and like a satellite boxes and stuff. So it's like built in. I think eventually because cable boxes had DVRs that weren't Tivo. Correct. They had their own proprietary software. They

started, you know, the logo, the software, the remote. I think what's happening here is that Howard has a extra unit, a Tivo that hooks into his cable box and is able to record the programs and find the cable box said, we don't have that input in the new boxes anymore like that's not a thing we're not supporting TiVo anymore you would be able to get an adapter for it if that was the case because that one that worked with any of them it did like IR it would change the channel through like IR blasting okay like they were compatible with anything so as long as you can get like if it's component composite whatever it is you can get like, if it's component, composite, whatever it is,

you can get HDMI to that. They could figure it out. You would think so, but apparently no more TiVo with this cable system. I bet he has a box. I bet he has a cable box with TiVo built in and they're like, we're not supporting that anymore. Very possible.

Because it's from 2002. Very possible. So Gary Delabatte comes in. By the way, two people have already joined the show First it was John Hein to talk about a TV show that Howard was watching and now it's very Yeah, we're only five minutes in and we're already talking about TV shows and TV. Oh the election just happened, but okay So now Gary del Abate Gary you have tivo information I do so in my cable system as of October 25th they pulled the plug on Tivo so I get rid of

everything because they're not supporting it anymore the cable companies they use cable cards and they're just not going to support it anymore so to me first of all I love Tivo I feel like this just almost puts him out of business, you know? Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, isn't there something sort of un-American about that? I guess not, huh? Howard thinks that not supporting TiVo is un-American. Can you believe that Spectre doesn't give a shit about TiVo? Yeah. Carl.

You believe that? Didn't Howard do weeks of shows about Gary liking vinyl. Yes. Good point This is worse liking right? Yes, my little bit of come back Tivo's not gonna make a comeback You're not gonna have like kids growing up and going all they have Tivo units at the store now Right. Yeah, my grandma also had a longer run It's very good point as well. So, Howard almost didn't do the show today.

But he made a decision to come on and for a very good reason. I almost canceled the show because I was like, well, and then I came to a conclusion. Today, sorry, I have something caught in my throat. I'm so tired I shouldn't even be doing a show. I'm sorry, I have something caught in my throat. I'm so tired I shouldn't even be doing a show.

I'm exhausted. Today's show will be devoted to those of you who are sad. There are many people out there who are happy with the result of the election and I honor that because this is America and we honor the winner. And we're perfectly willing to say the election was not fixed. It was not rigged. It was the people spoke and they got what they wanted. Now.

MSNBC didn't tell me that it was rigged, so it wasn't rigged. All right, good. I got that figured out. But for those of you who are sad, I am going to do a show that will cheer you up today. I will not spend a lot of time on politics. I had a feeling we'd be dealing with this

based on the information I had. So, so Howard did know it wasn't going to win the election. Interesting. Okay. You got some info on it. You will have today some fun stuff. Good. Yay. You will have the 14 drop over there. That's funny. I like that. I promise. Got to hear ex-boyfriend yelling stuff from Fred. JD's list of hottest women on TV reporting the news last night you will get an unbelievable report where both Ronnie, Ronnie the Mondlimo driver and his wife Stephanie, they were posed with a question, if Ronnie should die, which staffer would Stephanie have sex with?

And there was brackets involved and you will get that answer today. Ronnie doesn't know the result of which staffer will be with Stephanie when... She actually had answers to that question She had answer brackets The result is more shocking than the election Wow. Believe it or not. This is all to distract you if you're ready to go hang yourself That's nice of Howard to actually try to put on an entertaining show for once I'm going to change things up this week and actually do something people might enjoy.

Yeah, when does it start? Feel free to do that every day. Howard doesn't be just when people are depressed. You do a radio show, it's supposed to be funny, so nothing's ever stopping you. John's show might be better than his right now. It's so bad. Imagine He's just like guys stick around JD's gonna tell you who's hot on television great and Stephanie

the crazy person who married a 78 year old man for some reason I moved to Vegas with them He's gonna tell you who she'd fuck on the Stern show staff cool neat can't wait Needless to say I didn't get to either those segments on the Stern show staff. Cool. Neat. Can't wait. Needless to say, I didn't get to eat in those segments on the show. I wasn't all that interested. I was more interested in the callers that were calling in

who were super depressed about the results of the election. And listen, I don't have to tell you guys, but this is seriously bad news for a lot of people out there. Women. Women, minorities, gay people, LGBTQI, others, there's gonna be trains, there's gonna be camps. There's a mass deportation. There's a lot of bad things.

Who are they running trains on? The LGBTQIA apparently. So here comes the first caller. Hey Howard, I want to go back to bed myself. I'm an educator in North Carolina. I did my part and thank God we didn't get that governor. But Lord I was so depressed and I'm like, you know what, I never call. Let me call.

Howard, I'm glad you're on to kind of cheer me up. Today I'm going to cheer you up. Kathy, the show is for you today. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. I'm an educator, but I know colleagues who have voted for this man, a man who wants to eliminate the department that they work for the education. So she's upset. She's an educator.

And they're talking about eliminating the Department of Education. Does that mean teachers go away? There's no more schools. Yeah, we closed the schools. How that works. You think that's what the same word. She's an educator and that's the department they're trying to close. So yes, she would die. Yeah, they're just like, we're going to get rid of this federal department because we don't need oversight from Washington DC into all of the schools across all of America. They're like, that's crazy. What are we going to do? Handle it locally? Yeah. Like it used to be right. That's I'm not trying to get political people are going to get upset with me. But also like it's never meant less to like announce your title or your occupation. Like I'm doctor it's like oh there aren't any shitty of those I'm an educator like oh, I never had a retarded teacher right Wow

I'm so noble. It's so amazing you can do that. All right This is the biggest victim right here this next caller. This is nuts Lisa, go ahead, Massachusetts, what can I do for you? Hi Howard, so my daughter who is, hi Howard, I've called in a lot, I love you so much. Thank you. So my daughter who is neurodivergent, she has, they changed it from, it used to be called high functioning autism,

which means that you're doing pretty well, but they changed it to low needs autism. Anyway, she's at college, she is panic texting me, Howard. It's breaking my heart. She's like, what if my girlfriend and I can't get married? What if I can't get IVF? The only kids who have ever been nice to her because she's quirky and different are her trans friends. She's like, what about my trans friends? What about this? What about... And I'm like, kind of, she's like, oh my God, we're all doomed. And I'm trying to hold on, Howard, and be like, no, no, it's going to be okay. And I've been crying all morning.

I'm Jewish and I grew up as a kid in the seventies and my brother was beat up and called the Jew boy at age four. The Chinese neighbors had an M80 bomb put in their lawn. It sounds like a joke call, doesn't it? It does. There's like too many things going on at once. Like she's such a victim and her daughter's not gonna be able to marry her girlfriend in front of trans people

This call goes out and out of that and this is a real person I'm gonna get to the bottom of that in just a moment This is a little bit of a longer clip feel free to tell me to pause it at any time Because you know a lot of the people who are upset about the results are saying that hate won. People who went to the polling stations were like, I just hate, I just wanna vote for hate. Did Howard happen to tell that woman,

you're an awful parent, how have you taught your daughter to just panic like this over an election? Your daughter's in college, she's an adult and she's texting you and freaking out because of who the president is. You know we've had shitty presidents in the past, right? Right. Also, great point, she's in college.

She can't go just find one of the nearby cry rooms. Right. It's nuts. So she goes on. And all I can think of is that hate one, Howard. Hate one, and I don't even think people understand that presidents don't play a big role in the economy. I really think it's a lot of people saying

they're not happy with their lives. That's a weird thing too. Presidents don't play a big role in the economy, which I normally would agree with, except for Trump's plan, if you listen to it, it's about tariffs, which will play a huge role in the economy, but okay. Why are black and brown people doing better than me?

I don't like how things are changing. Why? What is going on? I just want to say a big fuck you to all the elitist. And that's what it is. And I don't think they know. They don't know policies. They don't know anything. And I just love you so much. And I'm, I, I want you to talk about fun stuff, Howard, but I also feel like I, that camaraderie and when I know that the person I admire most, which is you, my husband's like I know you're gonna be on the phone with your boyfriend Howard this morning.

Poor husband. He's like better him than me. Cry about it to Howard, alright I gotta go to work. It makes me feel less alone, so I hope you'll talk about it a little bit and I wanted to add one more thing I worked in radio for years I hate all the podcasters too because I have a podcast and I'm in the top 1% of all podcasts and I get annoyed Latina in the top 1% no one told me there's gonna be boasting All right, let's find out more about this podcast that I had to work my ass off and So can I say the name because it has to do with trauma and it would mean a lot to me because it could help

People who are now well Lisa first of all you haven't taken a breath yet. So go ahead So I have I just want to say that I worked in radio for eight years and then I've worked for other companies I've created podcasts for big companies. Now my podcast which I changed which is risky because it's a very popular health podcast. It is called and how I'm going to cry trauma informed self-care tiny habits for big emotional shifts in nutrition fitness and mental health. I also wow what a title right there. My hands out of ink. Mental health I also wow what a title right there Brag that she set up podcasts for

Companies yes, it's in the it's in the top 1% of podcasts for the longest Her podcast is called Trauma informed self-care tiny habits for being a for big emotional shifts in nutrition Fitness and mental health and of course I checked it out, but it's so So boring it's so bad. I'm like we can't even do this, but maybe we'll bring it in for a quick segment or something So called my sister brother, and I were well. I'll tell you what My sister brother and I were well, I'll tell you what He's nuts I also called my sister brother and I were well, I'll tell you what door hold on I were molested by the guy next door and he was a Nazi

Jews another fucking up okay I'm seeing that porno this is crazy she even tells Howard to shut up I can get get get enough of you I also called my sister brother and I were well I'll tell you what door hold on on and he was a Nazi. So I'm very like children you know I've never heard a better name for a podcast than the one you showed. Did you mean that? What an idiot. No! Lisa is fucking stupid. It seems like and listen if I just heard this call I'd be like well, well, this is fake. And this is a very funny troll. But I looked at her podcast. I listened to a bunch of it. I'm like, oh, no, this is who this person actually is. And she will not shut up. This call continues.

It is so catchy and so memorable. And so what is the name again? Because I already forgot. No. Listen, I got to go, Lisa, but I hear you. Thank you. It's got a great tagline, though. Can I say it one more time?

OK. Drama, informed self-care. I doubt it. Lisa but I hear you thank you Tiny habits for big emotional shift You have no delia you have dyscalculia which I have and my daughter which it's a it's a please I gotta go Laughing at her own jokes Fred was making that entertaining though. Thank God for front He's pretty slow on that. I was waiting on coming a lot a lot earlier Definitely well because I need everyone's trying to heal everyone's very upset about the election results of course he's healing too But that I hate podcast by the way I have one yeah She goes I'm with you about how podcasts suck and mine is the top 1% Okay, is it by the way? I doubt it. I mean, how do you I would you look it up? I looked up the show I listen to it. I mean, how do you I would you look it up? I looked at the show

I listen to it. How would you know? Percent it's not of course. It's not popular you ever heard of it She said she had a husband yes The thing about being in the top 1% of podcasts is that I think we're all in the top 1% Of podcasts all of us on this show So it's there's so many fucking shitty podcasts. It's not really that impressive of a feat most of her Patrick Michael, right? Most of their better people do shows too All right. So now we have another color call again, and this caller is also very distraught.

Hey, now Howard, first time, long time. Yes. You know, I'm just shocked like everybody else. It's probably worse than 2016 because now, you know, they know what to do to kind of keep the government to themselves and just freaking me out. Not for me, I'm a white guy in New York. You know, I'm small for my wife, my son, my, you know,

gay family and friends and minority family and friends. It's just hard to cope with that. You know, most of the countries seem to be like racist and sexist and you know, I don't know. Do you think it was a mistake, I guess, to run Kamala? Do you think Biden could have? Oh, he pronounced her name in the racist way. I just want to point that out. He's got to be careful with that.

So this is another thing that all the callers are calling in. They're just going, they don't want to vote for Kamala Harris. Obviously, they're racist and sexist. That's the only thing. It's the only thing it could be. It can't possibly be who she is as a person or policies, the fact she's been a communist entire career And she's pretending to be a capitalist now some of those things

Just right you have to give every black person everything they want. Yeah, you're racist. Yeah, it's just the color of her skin Obviously is what people like I love that guy. He's like don't worry about me I'm a white man, but it's like woke dad But I have friends and family who have brown skin or suck dicks when they're guys like, don't ask. I don't know what's going to happen to these poor people. It's going to be terrible. I've noticed a weird thing that these call the call the female caller did it. And Bill Maher actually did it on his show. And I mentioned it last night, but there's a weird thing that they're doing now. They're saying like, she said it,

she's like, these people are just voting for people because they're sick of the way things are and they want things to change. Bill Maher said Friday on his show, he said like, what these people want to do is just vote for people who are going to get in there and do the things they want and install the people they want and carry out their policies. Yes. Correct. Right. Like a Republican. Like a Democratic Republican. A regular election. Great Senator Pussy, you have my votes. It really is a weird thing that they're doing now. They just want things to be their way.

It's like, right, that's what we're doing. Robin even said, I didn't pull the clip, but Robin even said, they don't even care about their principles. If you listen to what people were saying in the polling stations, they just cared about the economy. Yeah. Correct. Inflation's been out of control for the last four years. People what people were saying in the polling stations. They just cared about the economy. Yeah, correct. Inflation's been out of control for the last four years.

People hate that. They can do the thing where they're like, Trump's a criminal, he's a felon. None of us are sitting around thinking Trump's a great guy. None of us think Trump's a perfectly honest guy. None of that stuff. That's what they think though you're signing off on. Wow, so I guess you like to grab women by the put I do I do

Well, it's right back to that. I'd I'd get a beer with that guy I'm like, I don't want a politician who I'd want to grab a beer with I want somebody who gets shit done I don't want him at the pub at four p.m. He should be busy Right. Also, I'd much rather grab a beer with donald trump and comal harris. That's true. He doesn't drink but I hear what you're saying all right, justin calls in from georgia and Grab a beer with Donald Trump and Kamala Harris. That's true. He doesn't drink but I hear what you're saying. All right Justin calls in from Georgia and this is a guy who's not so upset about the results of the election and Props to Justin for getting onto the show. I know the great Cardiff electric on the Howard Stern show that one time It's not easy. Yeah, I'm sure I'm sure he tricked his way past that

that one time, it's not easy. Yeah, I'm sure he tricked his way past that call screener. I would imagine because honestly, most of the calls are fake on the show, most of the show is fake. So getting real calls is actually refreshing on the show. So I have a longer clip here, but I enjoyed this. Hey, I mean, my point is, when are you guys going to figure out

that we are suffering out here? We can't afford anything anymore. No, no, no, no, no, wait a second. I believe everybody is suffering. We can't afford anything anymore. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait a second. I believe everybody is suffering. We can't afford anything out here, Howard. Yeah, okay, but I believe people are suffering. Here's my guess. And again, I really just wanna do a show

where I cheer you up. I don't even like saying this. I'm rooting now for President Trump to do a great job and to make all the suffering go away. But here's what I do think, and this is why I took this stance. I know what suffering is, trust me. If you think I've had an easy life or some sort of financial success, my Lord. Not anymore, Howard.

You haven't had a hard life in a long time. No, you don't know what my life is. No, we know you're a mental case So I don't think Howard's life is easy. It should be it should be right If I had his money and fame, I'd be having a phenomenal life Howard is not because he's a little bit of a self-imposed correct. Yes but here's the point I Was voting because I wanted to see a guy who is having a hard time get a break and My my fear now is I know you think you you're gonna get a break

But what I'm afraid is you're gonna lose some benefits that you're gonna really need But you're gonna lose Okay, like what? Health insurance is going to be affected now. I lost my job, that's my health insurance. All right, okay, all right, so your job is gone and guess what? You could get health insurance through Obamacare.

So I love that this caller is like, what do you mean benefits? What are you talking about? What's gonna change? I like when you have to ask people specific questions. Okay, Trump's the president, what's gonna change? Health insurance. Health insurance couldn't be worse I want everything to change about health insurance. I pay more for me and my wife than Chad Zumach makes podcasting every year

No, hi It's it's expensive man a lot more Others is fucking expensive and it's it's not been going in the right direction for a very long time. It's like, yeah, but how about all that health insurance that you enjoy? I think that's like, health insurance? And it's not even good. It's expensive for not even good health insurance. It's not even like great.

I pay a ton of money and I still have to pay for every doctor visit and prescription. It's like, yeah, okay. After 10,000, we got it. Don't worry. So I went through this guy. He's like, on him. I 10,000 we got it don't worry so I like that this guy's like on I'm like what do you mean by that like we talk about so this is a great back and forth that happens here because the guy's point is Howard you're talking all about politics and who everyone should vote for and you hate Trump voters what do you know about people's lives in America

and he brings up when's the last time you went into a grocery store? Which is a phenomenal question to ask a guy like Howard Stern, who's completely living in a bubble in his giant mansion. I do not believe necessarily that... Howard, when was the last time you went to the grocery store? Justin, it's not... the election isn't about me. Justin, the's not the election isn't about the election. The election, the election, the election is over. You've won. You're going to get everything you have in your dreams coming to you. I know you're angry. Now he's being a douche about it. Oh no, you win. Trump's

going to be the greatest ever. Why you got to bring up the fact that I don't go to grocery store? I have no idea what I'm talking about. Go ahead, Pat. I was going to say, I don't go to grocery store. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Howard, when was the last time that you went to the grocery store? Go ahead, Pat. I was going to say, you don't even know what unicorn meat costs. Right. I'm asking, Howard, when was the last time that you went to the grocery store? I'm irrelevant in this. Justin, the election isn't about

Howard Stern. I love you, Howard. I've listened to you for 25 years. The election, you were, Justin, let's be positive. I won't tell you Trump is bad now. I'm telling you I hope Donald Trump is successful. Howard put every fiber of his being into trying to get Kamala before that Joe elected as the president and and now Howard's going what does that have to do with me guys? Yeah, I mean all I have is a media figure that shills for the Democratic Party. What do you mean?

Why do I have anything to do with this? I mean steak and this like the guy's like no no you obviously do what are you talking about? You talk about all the time No, I don't know why the unemployed guy who can't afford to go to the grocery store is paying for serious He does too. Yeah, he explains it. He pays for serious. That's a good point. He is now going to be my next president. I want my people who I live with in America. Here's what I want for America. I want my children. I want my grandchildren. I want you Justin to have a great life and to, and hope that life is easier. We are trying to have a great life and to and hope that life Life and be left alone, but we can't afford anything out here. Okay, so I am now rooting Your goal is to attack here in America, man, I'm not running for office

I'm not running for office. I can only help you through a radio show in humor. That's all I can do You can't do that No, for sure, but I love it all of a sudden now harris. Take a stance like look I'm just not the outside looking in i'm just now i'm in for trump. I don't know what to tell you guys Like I wasn't yankings fat, but now I think the dodgers are great. I don't know like what's what's the problem here? It's not about whether i'm suffering If you think me suffering would make you feel better, then I'm glad for you. I just want you to understand. You haven't been plugged

into words being a child now. That's such a childish argument. Justin, that's right. I'm out of it, man. I'm an old man. I've worked my entire life. I have never had a day where I could I would say to you that I'm suffering the way you are okay but it ain't about me. You're not you're not hearing me. I want you to do well. I want you to succeed. I don't want you to be hungry. I don't want you to be without a job Okay, I don't want you to be sad. I Know that I feel for you. Why why have you been talking shit about me and my other Trump supporting? Followers for the last well, I tell you why because I think yeah, that's true. I'm I love this call I was listening this morning. I was like fucking finally

Someone's calling Howard out the fact that he had the balls to go on and be like I don't like anyone who listen to my show who likes Trump is gonna vote for Trump. Don't listen to my show Nobody pushes back on Howard. Do you think this call screeners fired? worse job instead of Josh It's crazy, but I Enjoyed it. It does feel like someone who just Howard was his escape from the shitty life. He's having and for the last year He's at the listen Howard tell him he's stupid. He's garbage. He's shit

Yeah, he just wants to laugh right and I know what it's like. I Admitted this many times March of 2020 I was still listening to Howard Stern every day. It wasn't until the pandemic, I went, okay, I can't listen to this guy anymore. This guy is driving me fucking crazy. I have to stop listening to this. But it becomes a habit for a lot of people.

You used to love this show and everything that was associated with the show, and so you appreciate the characters on it and everything. And this is a guy that it sounds like, he's like, I've been listening to you for 25 years, I subscribe to series, I give you money, and all you do is tell me I'm a piece of garbage It is like a genuine like just release I think for all these people because For the past six to eight years it had like they've driven anyone who who believes

anything Republican or Trumpian Underground and you should be ashamed of it. Don't bring it up. Don't wear it. You're a Nazi. You're a racist. Clearly like restaurants like won't let you wear a Trump anything in anywhere. And so I think like, you know, like when something like this happens again, it's not even like a groundswell of support for Trump. It's a slap back at society and it feels good to rub it in an elite space like this. It's, it's cathartic. You know, there's no real point to it. You're not going to get Howard to ever change his mind or believe anything

different. But these people have been underground, getting pissed off about all this shit. People running around pretending as normal when it's crazy. And it does, people want to release me and they want to rub it in people's face. So that's what he's doing. I mean, if he's really just blowing up at him like, like this is, this is what you've been ignoring up in your, up in your castle, not only ignoring, but condemning. Yeah. Right. You're trying to say that we're all crazy. And then all of a sudden more people voted for the guy that you thought was this crazy racist Nazi than the woman that you were shilling for. And now it's like, you have to sit in that.

And Howard's all of a sudden just going like, no, no, no, I love Trump. Let's go. Trump's going to be my guy. Let's make it happen now. That would be the easiest take. Yeah, right. That's the easiest way to get along after you've been calling out your followers for so long. But it is interesting in my lifetime to see Republicans are like the punk rock party now.

They're like pushing against the establishment. I've said this before, but growing up, my parents listened to opera and classical music, and they're really into that kind of music. When I started playing music, I played in a punk band. Just like the fucking opposite, ah, fuck you, we're gonna do this, this way, or whatever. And you mature and you know

I mature and you learn to appreciate it, but I do think that Trump going on all of these like Aiden Ross and milk boys and even Joe Rogan to some degree but a lot of these shows Was like getting those younger people just like yeah fuck you the college had told me to do this My parents are telling me to do this. The news media, social media. So it is nice to see. I think this guy's kind of like living this out right now. He's like telling Howard go fuck yourself. It's fun. Yeah, that's true. I'm the only thing that I still pay for for satellite radio for you. And when I turn it on, you're ripping us up all the time. turn it on, you're ripping us up all the time. Well, not all the time, but sometimes I can get angry too, Justin. Sometimes I can get angry too.

And I think I know what's best for America, but clearly America doesn't agree with me. And that's okay. Okay. So he's completely changed his tune. But yeah, I appreciated that call getting it because everyone else before that was just like, I know a gay person, so I'm very upset about what's gonna happen now That's the disconnect is I think something these where these are people all broke is they think something's gonna happen They've all I see a lot of arguments

I saw one post today like I kept my kids out of school to console them over their very real Fear and anxiety over their reproductive future. And I'm like, what? Like it doesn't make any sense. And then like these people are like, you know, if you voted for Trump, you voted against every woman's autonomy today. I think they believe that. And that's why they're crazy. Like it's not that we, I voted for Trump. It's not that people think they voted for Trump. It's not that people who think they voted for Trump wanted to shut down women's reproductive autonomy. You think that's what we're doing.

And it's just not, it's just not. You've equated Trump with, oh, you hate women and you hate blacks and you must hate women and blacks. And it's like, it's so wild that that's what you've reduced it down to. Just one issue, two issues. I don't get, I really don't get it. It's a sickness. It's like it's so wild that that's what you've reduced it down to just one issue two issues. I don't yeah I really don't get it's a sickness. It's a weird There was a clip I saw when I was watching you last night where you're watching CNN and Van Jones

He was a crazy person His reaction was so telling about how these people think he goes, you know, there are soldiers over in Ukraine right now Ukrainian soldiers How are they gonna react to this news? Are they going to get the support they need? It's like, yeah, we don't care about that. We're actually don't give a fuck. We're actually voting for America. Like we have like real problems here.

We're not worried about a war that was started over there in Eastern Europe. That's their problem. They're lost. They're just lost. They have no idea. How could you? How did you turn your back on those Ukrainian soldiers? I wasn't the one who invited them in. I don't know't know tell ya never used their flag of my social media profile. Oh, what do you think the price of milk is in the Ukraine? Right. Yeah, it's probably very real problem for American voters

All right so I'm gonna make this a quick segment, but I did want to talk about stuttering John's reaction because Guys stuttering John started his new job today or so I was told Then when penis wrinkle cuz he goes out and show today at 3 when Peter goes hey, man I thought you were starting your new job. He's like I took the day off It's like he's getting so stupid and lazy No, but he admitted to not having a job yesterday. Oh, we did with Vince the lawyer. Oh, I didn't see yesterday

What did he say? What made you think I had a job or something like he had some I got you I fooled you all again Trickster what a tire on the lend is the worst that makes me think he does though actually So I want to play this new song we just got in. This is from at the editor playing guitar and singing with Mr Magenta on drums and bass.

This is Bloody Ass, the metal version. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, it's different.

Bass is fantastic. I'm just saying Fantastic It's what you did there All right, so John comes on his show and of course He made a lot of money today. I'm not gonna be caught at all card if he was getting a ton of super chats Never seen so much color going out of the chat before but because everyone's trying to rag on him for Como losing the election last night So and again that would have been an opportunity for him to make some fucking money the stuttering John election stream Oh, yeah, just get hammered wrong elections. Oh, we could have easily have done that we all did it

Alright so The other thing in this clip. This is when the show starts off and he's addressing what happened He just ate food or something. So he's constantly trying to clean out his teeth. The lip smacking here is so offensive and stomach churning Okay, so Now you all like to think that I am a big loser today, you know, and every day you're entitled to that opinion. And I understand why because I'm a big Democrat. I'm a liberal. And I was hoping that sanity would prevail and educated people will show

up at the polls. That's another thing that annoys the hell out of me is this idea that, oh, if you vote for Trump, you're not educated. I thought educated people were gonna show up at the polls. I didn't realize how the smart people stayed home. It's such a, it's the way dumb people talk about politics is if there's like, there's a smart way to think about politics and there's a dumb way. Everyone on the right's dumb, everyone on the left is smart.

I actually got into an argument with Weez about this years and years ago. He was on Opie and Anthony show and he was having a political debate with Anthony on the show and he was in New York doing this and then I saw Weez back in Rochester and I was like oh I heard you on Opie and Anthony and he's like yeah isn't Anthony stupid? I'm like well you know you have to realize that people can be smart and have different opinions on politics is very small, smart people on both sides. But this is what dummies think there's like, Oh, if you think differently than me, then you're dumb.

Stupid Elon. Yeah, right. What an idiot that guy is. But apparently, I was wrong. I make mistakes. We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers. I will tell you this though, while you're busy celebrating my loss and so happy about it, just know that I doubled my crypto money today and my stocks are going through the roof. Well, you're welcome. So Trump winning is already doing good things for Americans weird It's crazy how that would happen, but you're mad about it of course and and I'm sorry Bitcoin didn't double no no Double no double would be crazy at this point. Well. He said his crypto. He didn't say Bitcoin

He might be in some weird someone asked him later, and he did Someone asked him about it later in the show. He did say it was Bitcoin Just I could know anything other than the main thing Can you imagine John trying to wrap his head around and use Bitcoin? No, I Don't even he doesn't own Bitcoin His nephew probably told him he's got a wallet for him or something. I'm a screenshot Sean Johnson and send him 2500 bucks his nephew cinema QR code He has no idea okay, so the army major rich old Jeddah was scheduled to be on with him today

but Things didn't work out real well last night. And the major Richard Ojeda was scheduled to be on with him today but uh things didn't work out real well last night and so no Richard Ojeda but I'll get an expert opinion. Why should I have my own? I was hoping that

that's hilarious right there. Why should I have my own opinion? I'll talk to someone actually knows what the **** they're talking about. John, if only you actually understood what you just said, it would change your life. But I'll get an expert opinion. Why should I have my own? I was hoping that the army major would change, have a change of heart and come on. He's just too pissed. I think

he doesn't want to deal with you assholes, which I understand. I found out that that Carl's frosted tips Idiot mm-hmm was Vince the lawyer. Oh Jesus who was doxxing the army major. Oh, no Vince I'm gonna tell you right now Don't ever do it again ever What we're done with or would Dunski don't fuck with my guests and now Without anything left to say let me bring on Without further ado is the third left to say anything left to say If you were just in a conversation with this guy the lip smack you'd be like, what are you doing?

Why are you doing that? But he's broadcasting and doing that. It's so annoying and frustrating. Just we're gonna hear about it from Gary from San Diego. Gary from San Diego hates that shit so much. Just want to say I'm pissed at you because when I saw that today I'm like there's a game right there. Oh yeah sorry we already stole that one. Without anything else to say. No kidding aside.

No kidding. No jokes. No kidding aside So the army major isn't coming on Because he's too upset The news is too much for a handle. The army major did three hours with Hal Sparks this morning. Oh hilarious. That's really funny I didn't know that he just didn't want to waste his time with John. He didn't want to go on John's show That makes perfect sense. I Love to that he goes, so I just discovered that Carl's Frosted Tips is actually Vince the lawyer and this whole ultimatum

like and Vince, if you do this one more time, I swear to God, I wouldn't be your friend anymore. We've heard that before. It's a threat you got there. Yeah, we've heard some empty threats, but that's the emptyest of That's the emptiest of empty threads. So he brings in Brian Karam. Brian Karam is a dork. The man of the hour who told me on the phone when I called him last night that we were going to win, and I'd love to get his opinion on it now. I love these people of this delusional world.

They're like, I've been watching MSNBC all day. The commas got this one one people are excited about her She's a great candidate It's gonna happen the Washington generals are due Yeah, I thought they were fucking crusty all over again, please welcome Brian Karen. Hey Brian I'm incognito as I escaped the United States for environs colder incline What you suck well I don't know but I guess you'll be hanging out with Brian apparently he's gonna do a carpool all right so this is interesting and again I'm gonna get a political right now. I don't want people to get too upset with me

I'm sure I'll see it in the comments Someone's gonna get mad aside from producer Chris someone else gonna get bad too But you have to bring up this point the Democrats only churned out instead of 81 66 million. So, 14.5 million less votes, fewer votes. And a lot of those were in the swing states, so the Democrats didn't turn out the numbers that they were supposed to. So, this is interesting. There were 15 million fewer votes in the swing states as there were four years ago. Four years ago, the election where we went, well, it seems like there's a lot of fraud going on.

All these mail-in ballots, no one's checking up, no one's looking at signatures, just counting of his votes. And everyone went, this seems odd that Biden got way more votes than Obama, and Obama was loved, and everyone couldn't wait to go vote for Obama, and Biden's getting all these more votes, even though he was hiding

in his basement. As people went, maybe there's like election fraud going on and now four years later. They go Yeah, I guess 15 million people didn't show up this time like yeah It doesn't sound like maybe there's something fucking going on in 2020. They died of COVID Maybe they all died of COVID that must be what happened bright care complains about this over and over again We're just like yeah, just people just didn't turn out this time. You mean they didn't cheat as well? They didn't do a good job cheating for your guy. How do you say that out loud? Not hear what you're saying. Am I crazy? Maybe I'm the crazy one.

All right. No, I agree. I don't like it. If you track the number of people who voted for the Democratic party over the past five election cycles, it's one within a margin of error. And then in one year there's 15 million extra or 11 million or whatever it is. Trump got more votes than he did the previous election and lost. Okay. But it also, it could also just point to She was just a terrible candidate. Nobody wanted to go vote for it for sure I mean, let's not get that

Right confused they hid biden away for the months before the election. There were no there were no debates or anything They hit they literally hit him away So yeah harris is the worst candidate to run for president in my lifetime and I was around for Dukakis. So I don't, that's a crazy person to run for president. They made a huge miscalculation unless they wanted Trump to win. It's a hard sell to try to get people to believe that more people voted for Kamala and Biden than Hillary. Sorry, it's a hard sell. Yes. and then Hillary. Sorry, it's a hard sell. Yes. But why, why were people voting for Kamala Harris? Is it because she's a vapid person who doesn't really have

any stance on anything and completely changed everything she stood for when she started running for president? No, that's not the reason. A lot of that boils down to the fact that a lot of people at the end of the day just aren't comfortable with a black female as as president and that's I knew that's it everyone's sexist and racist I mean obviously that's the reason and then he proves it obviously it's the

people on their side well vote for that's a good point too and then he proves his own argument incorrect right here. I knew there were a lot of men who hated women. I didn't know there that many women who also despised women. I know which is amazing. And let me add issue of attraction. All right, I'll get to that in just a second. So isn't how does that work? They're just like, well, obviously, it's because of sexism that nobody voted for a commonwealth Yeah, even women didn't vote for right because of sexism wait what? But I feel didn't vote for her. Yeah, cuz of racism. Yeah, we're saying women know they're dumb

There was a clip I saw on Twitter with a view had a take on it today Oh, that was wild they were blaming the uneducated white women. Oh yeah. Wow. They, there is a lot of blame to go around with those brats. Yeah, that's for sure. The view also wants to get rid of social media. So this never happens again. Yes. Oh, did they say that? Yes. She goes, we got to get, we got to get all the social media so this can never happen again. We got to make sure one of the two parties never wins again. They don't even hear themselves out loud They're like we should be setting the narrative and there should be no other narrative What's wrong with these people?

Alright, so listen to what John says after this is hilarious and let me add issue number traction This the lawyer just text me said he's not calls for us to tip So I guess maybe I was fed wrong information. So I apologize. But anyway, Brian, um, it's amazing John always believes whatever the most recent thing He's like I found out the vince lawyer this fucking guy and i'm mad at him. Oh, he just told me he's not All right. Never mind. I'm sorry. I was sorry. I was upset surprise isn't it to pause the show and be like, uh I'm sorry, I was upset.

Surprised he doesn't have to pause the show and be like, I already sent the mercenary, look out your window, make sure, tell Gary to come back, it was a mistake. He said, if you ever do this again, he issues these ultimatums and these statements that he can't take back, and then he finds out he was wrong and he's like, sorry about that. Yeah, it turns out all it took was Vitz going,

nuh-uh, and he's like, okay, sorry okay sorry my bad I didn't mean to upset you with that also John still hasn't learned this which is crazy to me how stupid he is Vince is always lying to John always always in forever not just John me Shulie Bob Roco everyone else a liar He lies a lot. This is what he does. This is this stick and just still hasn't picked up on that I don't know if he's carl's frosted tips or not. I don't know What do I fucking know about carl's frosted tips? I don't have any frosted tips It'd be a ridiculous hairstyle Alright, so let's find out even though it seems like the markets have responded positively

to what happened last night, let's find out what's actually going to happen. But this starts with John taking his OCD meds. Well, I mean, now I just got done saying, Brian, that I didn't make more money in crypto and, you know, in Bitcoin and in stocks, but give it two years. Watch what happens to the economy. Yeah. Give it two years and then we'll see what's going on. Okay. Weird, but sure. So now John just shoved some pills in his mouth. Yeah, I don't, I don't anticipate it's going to be much.

What's going to happen is that they'll blame the Democrats. You want me to wait till you're done eating and drinking? No, sorry. I take my medication. I knew you were on medication. It's a tough room. Yes, I'm on OCD medication. Oh, really?

Yeah, you didn't know that? No, I didn't know. Squirrel? I'm sorry, what? What? Yes. No, I didn't know squirrel. I'm sorry what? Yes The comedy stylings of the one doesn't care I'm everybody let's give it another hand for them Can't figure which one's a straight man

About days he goes. Oh, you're on OCD medications and he goes squirrel that's like ADD. Yeah, it's not OCD And I want to point out I think Mike Morris made this point the fact that John always has to say pencils have erasers Yeah, that might be an OCD thing whenever he brings me up. He has to say just do it. He's got these weird things I think his brain it's almost like a tick like a Tourette's thing. Thank you crack I'd want You're welcome. Yes, I do that every fucking time Brian Karam was it. Oh, sorry. No, go ahead man No, Brian Karam wasn't thinking confusing OCD and ADD

He was pissed like that. John can't focus on the show. Yes, like you make me come here. Yep at three o'clock And you're not ready to do a fucking show. My time is valuable asshole. Like he's been getting pissed with him lately. No Correct you picked up on that correctly because as he's watching john shoved things into his mouth and drink He's just like oh, okay. I'll wait I mean if you gotta like have your meal or take your pills or whatever and I don't have the clips But after this john has to take five more pills, and he tries to be like real sly about it. He's trying to piss off, right?

Because yeah, it's obnoxious, John. And John even said he didn't take his pills the day before. Like, for some people, they set a reminder on their phone, or they take it with dinner, or whatever it is. For John, it's like, oh, I'm doing my show, that must mean I have to take my dad's his reminder. Yes the worst time To do that

Alright this next clip. Oh That's what I was gonna ask is this medication gonna take away his his catchphrases and shit We're not gonna say That's a fact Jack or just do We're not gonna say that's a fact Jack or just Not working at all then we get our John I just realized I don't have the next clip that I wanted to play for I'll explain what happens in it because it's funny because John goes, you know Trump's not in good health, you know, it's even scarier Then Trump getting elected president is that we're just a heartbeat away from JD Vance becoming the president. And I was like, but wait, but Trump's Hitler.

You think it's scarier that JD Vance? Like these people don't even understand their own narratives. Like Trump's the most evil person in the world. He's going to ruin our country. And you're like, okay, yeah, yeah. And you know, what's even worse is his running mate. The guy who's nothing like him. We have to shuffle all the pieces on the board. The minute something like this happens, you have to shuffle all the pieces on the board to be on the other side. Still. Right. Like that's what, that's what van Jones was doing last night. Like, like, by the way, nobody on the left ever called him Hitler. That was all the people he used to work for him who were Republicans said he's Hitler. And it's like like what is happening? It's on Kamala's

timeline this week. Right. Like what are you? It's like we just heard with Howard Stern where the guy's just like, hey, you've been calling me out. Me and my friends who are supporting Trump. You're telling us that we're all idiots. And I was like, yeah, but I'm rooting for him now. So what's the problem? Go Trump. They literally shot at him. We're're forgetting this I don't think they're done like he's not out of danger because he won the presidency like they can still kill him before he gets in And then I don't even know what happens after that is there What if it happens before the before he's put in office what happened because she had more votes She'll sign for the presidency that'd be funny well we'll find out all right so Brian's actually making a good point

here I can't believe I just said that Brian's talking about the donor class and how the ultra rich people in this country don't really give a fuck who wins the presidency they just want power they donate to both parties they just want to make sure their agenda gets through all of this is true I don't really give a fuck who wins the presidency. They just want power. They donate to both parties. They just want to make sure their agenda gets through. All of this is true. I don't know why Brian is such a crazy Democrat or why anyone's on either political side when you find out what's really happening.

And so he's explaining this to John. John is paying zero attention and immediately changes the conversation. You know what? Just do a little research. You're getting fucked by rich people every day and the donor class really doesn't give a shit who wins this election. The donor class is still going to make out. Both of them. Check and see who Bezos and Elon Musk give their money to. Both parties.

Brian, this was a great tweet. It's by Tarranty Dutchess. John responds to something that's not a joke, that's very serious, and he should be processing and understanding because it would help its political show. And he goes, ha ha ha. All right, so let me read you this tweet that I got. You can tell when he's got something in the chamber there. Yeah, he's just waiting for his lips to stop moving. Great stuff, Ryan.

Now it's my turn. So what he's about to read, this tweet he's about to read, is the description of this show. He's so happy with this tweet, he loves it. This is the blue sea where she said, while your daughter is bleeding out in a hospital waiting room without healthcare, natural disasters are ruining your home and you no longer have social security room without healthcare, natural disasters are running, are ruining your home

and you no longer have social security. I sure hope your eggs are cheaper. Because these people don't realize what is, what, how bigly they are gonna suffer. By the way, that's the most, that's the most hack joke on Facebook right now. Like, I hope your eggs are worth it. Yeah.

Like, it's so dumb. These are people who don't understand politics and anything, anything, I know. I'm trying to think of like, they really don't understand anything that John thinks that's so funny and make it the show description and then interrupt Brian with that.

The way his eyes glaze over while his guest is making a point reminds me of like when Johnny Crutches is making a good point on Aaron's show. And Aaron's just reading the chat or checking the Venmo. And Johnny will like wrap up a great point that has like kind of an open-ended question to it. And Aaron will just go like, ah ha ha ha, poignant pachyderm says.

And it's like, he's like not paying attention at all. And now as the other person was talking and then move on with what you wanted to do. And actually, this is a perfect example. John is so hungover. I have a feeling last night was not a good night in the Melendez home. Very lonely night with a lot of empty beers

by the end of it watching MSNBC. He didn't talk about going to the gym today. Did he go to the gym? He didn't talk about it. Yeah, so I think he slept in a little bit. He's not feeling great. It doesn't matter what Brian Karam sang in this clip, but look at John's face.

Look at his eyes. Look at how wasted he is. And I'm getting to the point where I don't want to go back to DC and cover this nonsense anymore. Younger people with a lot more energy. But then again, you don't have the experience to do it. It's 40 some odd years of covering politics. I can tell you from my experience, I've never really seen anything quite like this. And look, my experience also includes

my family's in politics. So in Kentucky, back they used to allow Democrats to, you know, be in the state of Kentucky and I have not seen any type of bullshit that rivals this particular brand of evil vile bullshit. So You know have at it folks He does not feel good Everything about his body language right there. Just like You can tell he's like, am I going to be sick? I think I got a headache coming on. Oh, I don't get another monster energy drink somewhere. It's having a tough go. He thinks Democrats aren't allowed in Kentucky.

Like these people really believe this stuff. This show is impossible to actually listen to and watch. I made fun of Blind Mike the other day and he pointed it out on his show afterwards because Blind Mike was just like, yeah, I was watching John with Brian Caron. You watch that? You're actually watching that? Just like, you don't have to shame me, Carl. That's like pulling clips from my show. Like, yeah, I know, but the political stuff is so mindless and stupid. It's so difficult. I watched it today to get John's reaction immediately Brian Brian care. I'm like fuck It's what your jobs take on it without a guy explaining to John why you should be upset But no I do I'd watch a lot of these yeah, and it's the only thing I know I should be committed

Only thing John adds to it, and I think I've made a couple games out of is the the noises the uh-huh the yep Exactly or he reads a super chat And I think I've made a couple games out of his the the noises the uh-huh the yep exactly Or he reads a super chat He plays a video or he reads something from twitter Actually brings to the show. It's his own actually cardiff Wait, he's got questions for brian carrom in my next clip and my last clip of this package He's got so many questions for b Karam, but actually it turns out they're not his questions that his brother-in-law asked him to ask these questions.

Hi. Senator John O'Connor, get the L last super chat. Lose good. Goodbye. But Brian, there's so many questions, so many questions to ask. Ask away my brother. Well, my friend Dustin had a question. He's like, ask Brian and Richard, I didn't know that Richard wasn't gonna come on today. But was it a mistake that, well, there's a bunch of mistakes. Was it a mistake that like they didn't have primary, have Gavin Newsom or someone else go.

Well, obviously, the Democrats made a huge mistake. They miscalculated the movement of the country. And then Dustin's real question was, was it a mistake to not have Joe Biden run? Should Joe Biden just have stayed in the race? I love that because John's like, I have so many questions for you, so many questions. Yeah, so Dustin actually had two things that were kind of intelligent. Maybe you could talk about that for a minute. John couldn't have thought up, like, should Biden run, or should they have had a primary

and actually gotten someone people would want to vote for to run against Trump? He couldn't think of those things. Did Dustin get demoted from PI? He's a buddy now. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think he's always just been. Oh, so he got promoted.

I think he's the brother-in-law slash buddy slash PI. Because you remember when John was listening to all of his friends? Yeah. He listed his brother-in-law. He's like, I got lots of friends. My nephew, my brother-in-law. Legend.

So sad. Bank teller. We make a lot of small talk. Walmart greeter. Pretty good friends at this point. All right right guys. Thank you for bearing with me We're going long. I didn't want to do that today I Want to bring I really didn't today. I was really trying to keep it a short show and I appreciate your time Patrick you're the best. Thank you for coming out today. I want to bring out a review last time

I probably I want to bring out a review girl any with a manny. Oh hello Oh, hello Annie is here, and we all have to poke a dabbler together You've poked a dabbler before right. I guess we should also get by to Annie. Oh That's right Trump got elected. Yeah. Yeah, they're coming to kill me pretty soon later Nice Yeah, yeah, they're coming to kill me pretty soon later Nice They're developing the app where you tag her okay Any are you afraid for your life?

No, it's gonna be pretty good Sounds good. Let's let's play this game It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Is this the correct episode? Are you still a vampire? It was pre-Halloween. Okay. Okay.

Good. A dabbler. Are you ready to play? To poke a dabbler? That's what I do. Johnny Russo. Thanks for the five or half one. Hold on. Hold on.

I got hold on. I got a problem here. Oh, oh no. Oh no. I hope something's okay. I hope nothing's bad happened. That did not seem good. So let's okay. I hope nothing's bad happened.

But that did not seem good. So let's see what is going on. Let's hope it's nothing serious. It's our stretch here. We need some time here. Let's go and show what you got. You got anything for us Jesus that was uh I'm gonna try to look around the corner Splash blood on the wall.

What did John do for the two minutes Brian Caron was off screen? Here are your choices. Number one, yawn, lick lips and play a video from Twitter. B, drink Red Bull, look out the window, yawn, drink more Red Bull. Look out the window. Yawn. Drink more Red Bull. Next. Yawn. Red Bull.

Burp. Sing. Yawn. Then scroll Reddit. And lastly, Yawn. M mute his mic, and take a phone call. Wow.

Oh. A dabbler. Oh man. All the above. Yeah, that's gonna be tough. I always go first. I like the idea of him saying yawning and then scrolling.

He wouldn't get to read it that quick. Hold on, I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back taking it back I think he's going to yarn lick lips three times and then go on Twitter I'm going to number one you'll rue the day what do you think Patrick I'm gonna say four because I think he already has read enough any what do you think I Think this is a great spin on the game good job Cardiff My answer is be Red Bull window yawn bread. It's pretty good. Yeah producer Chris

I went for because I just want to hear him sing. Okay, let's go It's gotta be wait for it Carl you won I did I pulled it off you broke the spell Yon the leak lips it was twice. He's gonna do it again Fucking guy He's gonna do it again That was three. Oh that was three. All. Now he's over into this is Nikki Halley

Sticking to our statements that Donald Trump is unstable Like he didn't take Brian Caramout that whole time, right? He's also not concerned out that whole time. Right. He's also not concerned. He's still just playing the video. Right. Like, Brian, what happened? Are you okay? So, so, so Nikki Halley still says that she stands behind that Donald Trump is too old to mentally incompetent to be president. So there you go. Brian, you okay? Yeah, we had someone that was coming to, this is a new place that we moved into. And in the first few days when you're moving in, you know, you've got all the workers coming to fix things.

Usually they knock on the front door. I had the dog in the backyard, my 150 pound dog, and the guy came to the backyard without going to the, so the dog kind of, well, he didn't get him, but he tried. So I had to make sure the dog didn't eat him. What kind of dog is it? Why were you driving in U-Haul? And where were you driving U-Haul from?

From DC to LA. Oh, I did some, I went from LA to New York. But why were you in a U-Haul? To send some more of our stuff to this home that we bought in the LA area. So that's... Did you drive alone? Oh, no. of our stuff to this home that we bought in the LA area. So that's... Did you drive alone? Oh no, my wife and I took that trip. We sent the dog alone. We made the dog have his own uber.

No, no really. Was the dog in the u-all? No, the dog was not in the u-all. I'm not I'm not gonna torture myself for the dog. All right, so what was the dog in LA already? Yes, the large 150 pound American bully is now with us in LA. What kind of dog is it? An American bully, 150 pounds of... Jesus. And how did you get there?

Why didn't you tell me? Just do it? All right great stuff Cardiff that's one of your best games yet. John is very stupid. That was amazing Like why does Brian Karen waste his time with this guy? He's not even paying attention. John would say Brian's my friend. He's not even paying attention to his friend.

What his friend tells him. It's crazy. By the way, Carter, if I wanted to ask you, did you notice Chad ripped off your poker dabbler game? I've heard. I've heard. I mean, nobody watches the show who would know, but I've heard he has stolen my concept. He doesn't produce anything He just pauses a video and goes what do you think he's gonna do next and then he plays

Chad also doesn't know the answer right another thing he's stolen. Yeah, he's good All right guys, what have we done today? I would say we've done it all we talked about growing up Italian We talked about the Rizler and Mario Bosco Sabino Rocco the ukulele player Talked about my friends over at Magic Mind What about Fred Toucher responding to the fact that rich shirt? Leib was let go before six months of employment. Yeah, Fred was all broken up. At his new show. Howard Stern almost didn't do a show because he was so upset about Trump

getting elected and apparently the guy who's going to end democracy and ruin the world, he's going to be willing to give him a chance now. He thinks it's going to be fine. So that changed very quickly. Stuttering John, of course course is more concerned about JD Vance becoming president all of a sudden than Donald Trump. I was able to poke a dabler. Yep, that's one for me and the WCOM. See what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play, coming from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts to get people excited about it, to tease people with what they'll see next.

People are just like, oh, Patrick Melton's on this one and maybe next week will be good. Yes, it will. This is what we're going to check it out. You know, they sit at a table, they bring out a big ice sculpture, St. Bernard drops off your drinks. Tell your dog to drop me off another Guinness, will you? Yeah, I wonder. That's funny. You think about bars and stupid laws like this and stuff.

I wonder if they have like training videos So I remember was in Alaska I Don't think they do if they do we'll find them You know any kind of video I mean if you're not using DivX The DivX platform, then you are. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're formatting media, of course, Tom.

I've used that on several projects, including one for Circuit City. Really? Because Circuit City... This is a show called The Dawn Patrol crash with us and a suggestion from the discord The person wrote YouTube randomly recommended this show from a Florida improv troupe that averages about four viewers an episode I know every improv podcast feels like the worst improv podcast, but this might actually be the you won Hmm. I I was gonna say is the working title yawn and Fez It's pretty good

I'll give that one to them Chris had a good life before we said of the show I'm from cope Coral yes, John Save that shit for the show so that's what we doing Brian Johnson will be joining us from dump Steve Dave for this show. So that's what we'll be doing. Brian Johnson will be joining us from Dumb Steve Day. We'll be on the show and we'll be chatting about that. I want to thank Patrick Melton, Patty Melt, Big Sauce as I call him, for joining the show today. Thanks for having me.

Fantastic job as always. People should definitely check out Nobody Likes Onions. Sure. It's on a YouTube channel you can subscribe Nobody likes onions calm whatever mm-hmm and having Kevin Brennan's breakdown on Twitter Dude, thank you for reminding me. I want to talk to you about that Kevin Brennan I didn't realize he was such a libtard. He's losing his mind over this Trump getting elected Very very active. He's mad that Elon Musk is part of the Trump Campaign or whatever any part of the cabinet I guess and so he's just writing the n-word all over trying to get banned from Twitter Saying to assassinate Trump now. Yeah, like a lot of stuff

And then he like actually added the Secret servers like come at me or something right what is this guy doing he needs attention really bad i think i think he's broken i think he's a broken guy i'm so glad you're on my i'm so glad elon has allowed you to view people that are blocked you on Twitter again, right? He's like go see it is helpful so Yes, check out nobody likes onions. Nobody likes onions calm. They got great merch as you can see from that fabulous hat Patrick is wearing and watch the show participate in the show Patrick goes out at random times throughout the week He's usually off on Wednesdays though, and so he's spending his special day off with us, and we appreciate it. When does it end?

It ends now. This little piggy, this Friday, I don't know what channel it's on, but check out this little piggy this Friday at four, breaking down more of Steel Toe Morning Show, and he had a big week. What a week. He's having a big week, so that would be a lot of fun Patrick

Thanks, buddy. Get the high you see ya. Bye All right, please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts sleep well every bone Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. That was a false ending. We're still going.

We still got more to talk about over here. Wait, there's a show after the show? There's a show after the show that consists of any reading reviews. Are there any new reviews to read any I have one from lost liquor Oh six on 10 20 20 24 Going through the motions Same guest hosts same segments and low effort compared to what it used to be No clue how people pay for bonus episodes that are just trivia and rehashing topics that have already been covered Going to the scorch well is brutal hamburger figure figure it out. For someone who loves pointing out gaslighting, I find it hilarious that

Carl keeps trying to gaslight us into thinking that Gino isn't awful, Melton has any likable qualities, and that his show hasn't turned into crap. Oh, I assume I'd melt in this sick around for that. That sounds like a fantastic five star review if I had a guess am I right No, they were genuine. They didn't like it. That's a one-star Review we did trivia one time. I know I'd like to do it again too many I know I'd like to do it again as fun. You know what? New rule for the patreon of the bonus shows music specials from here on out. That's all we're doing Chris always records our rehearsals every Tuesday night bonus shows, music specials from here on out. That's all we're doing.

Chris always records our rehearsals every Tuesday night. Just play the rehearsal tape back. Yeah, and then we'll follow that with more politics. Yes, and political talk, all right. Who's here for it? Cardiff, dabbleverse.tv. Please, if everyone could go there and click follow, that'd be be great also patreon.com slash

Cardiff electric do you have any potato soups coming up? Yes, there will be a potato soup or a two night show tomorrow night tomorrow night double verse dot TV Excellent like it's tomorrow night mean Thursday if you're listening to the show or watching Yes, very good. Let's check out some entering to the live audience Carl. Let's check out some voicemails Oh, okay. I see here. So I just heard the other guy say that you said You know what buddy you stop that was the best movie of 1995 The scene when he danced in the garage and cut the guy's ear off and then covered him in gasoline

It's like the best not only that but in Tarantino got instructions from one John Melendez So yeah, you dumb fuck you don't know how to direct. All right. I love you That's very good points very good points us in the chat says I can't wait to see what Woke Dad has in store for us to run on WTS. Funny you say that. Usually, Blind Mike sends me his prep work. Wednesday morning, we do the show Thursday at six on this channel. He texted me and said,

I'm gonna be a little late at my prep stuff. I gotta see what Woke Dad has to say about this election. It's like, all right, yeah, take your time. There's a lot of people waiting to see what Woke Dad's gonna do. Oh, I can't wait. He's gonna be very upset I have a feeling this artsy was gonna be need to be built like yesterday in order to save these kids poor kids

Okay, I see again as I hung up I heard producer Chris say that Boondock's face sucks, you know what producer Chris? Hey, hey, right. It's definitely a little cat. That was kind of funny. You know what fuck Chris? You're kind of right. It kind of did suck. Except when I blew up a cat, that was kind of funny. You know what it sucked? Steely Dan. Don't call me that. I forgot about that debate that we had on there. I like when people talk about a movie that sucks. There is that one scene though.

That's not what makes a movie good. Having a good scene. That makes a clip good. Right, correct. Carl, this is Carl. I'm gonna shoot my shot right now. The whole reason that Stuttering John has got a boat is because he can't afford the mortgage on his house in the Keys, or in Florida, sorry. So he's probably gonna end up living on that boat

because he can't afford a house. So, just shoot my shot now, keep this under 45 seconds and go fuck yourself bye John seems more like a live out of his car guy and a live out of boat guy but you could be right anything's possible he did get the boat now he just has to get the dog and then go back in time to August so he's a man of his word that's correct yes but he did admit today that he didn't buy the boat. He did he's come clean. Yes It's so fucking Mind-boggling. He's like why would I lie about this? What do I have to what is the game by lying about this? Like I don't know. Why do you keep lying about stuff? I don't know what you have to gain

He posted a picture with that say in that same boat, like six months ago. He's insane. He's interesting though. Gotta give him that. Crash awesome calling into the show. He's the guy's to be really mad that when I talked about politics today, he does not like when I talk about politics. Apparently he's Canadian though. Coral, this is crash. Awesome I am Canadian Sound like it. I heard your show Justin Trudeau

He's in fact in our opinion Castro's son Pierre Trudeau Was a swinger. We know it This is our opinion in Canada Is that a well-known thing? It is an actual ongoing theory. Yes. Yeah, I mean it's obvious not so much that he's Castro son, but the Castro definitely fucked. Yeah his mom

That's the important thing around the time that she got pregnant And he just happens to look exactly like him. Yeah Okay, I'm just saying a lot of coincidences. That's a thing. Yeah, I got a real problem with Christine Nolten's comedy She said two ghosts flew into a bar. Do you think one of them would have seen it? No, Christine the ghosts would go through the fucking bar because they're ghosts, right? Fuck you. Don't call me back. They would leave the ectoplasm behind but they would get right through it. Duh So embarrassing how bad her jokes are Hey, the guy who works at guitar center calling into the show. Hey Carl. This is a guitar center guy

I feel like I just have to chime in here for those who don't know a good tuner is about $15 a battery for said tuner About five dollars a set of strings. I don't know they'd be ten bucks a Tool to even help you don't even need it, but a tool, you know, maybe ten bucks There is no fucking excuse for his shit to be this bad You know, maybe 10 bucks. There is no fucking excuse for his shit to be this bad Unbelievable fucking boat driving John over here can't afford a fucking tuner for his goddamn guitar. Don't even get me fucking started

Also inquiring minds want to know what kind of purest is you got? I see I see you in your videos with some pretty damn nice axes. You want to know? Well, nobody else does not do right? That's a great question. I'm glad you asked actually My top two PRS is I have another music special starting right now 35th anniversary custom 2410 top and then I also have a custom 24 30th anniversary Charcoal rap burst I'm a 25th anniversary custom 24 as well thanks for playing

Sean's guitar talk yes, Sean's guitar talk right here at WATP Carl, I think the more I listen to you the more I hate you live show in Detroit the first time I ever saw the Costco fuckers I was the guy screaming in the back

those fat goofy fucks. I was the guy screaming in the back, those fat goofy fucks. Then I'm listening and you got Christine Nolten on. I've never rooted for type two diabetes in all my life between these assholes. I keep listening because I hate myself. All right. Now I was watching Mr. McMahon still going through that documentary series and Mr. McMahon still going through that documentary series. And Mr. McMahon created this character for himself in WWE, where he was a real bad guy cheating on his wife and right in front of her with this other woman who's part of the Wrestling Federation.

And he's like, people hated me. It was great. As long as I'm getting a reaction out of people, I know I'm doing something right You just want to get an emotional response Troy Smith says and Bob Sativa is his real name is that true Cardiff? Say that all these bombshells Coming in I think yeah, but I don't know if he said anything about that, and I think he's joking obviously boss Let's get some feedback here I don't know if he said anything about that. I think he's joking. Obviously, Bob's a trickster.

Let's get some feedback here. Hey, Carl. I was listening to your steeltoe segment and I have to wonder which is the bigger insult? Like, I remember your dick with laughter or like your dick is not memorable? I mean, coming from a guy that, I don't wanna hear any of these things, I guess.

This guy brings up a good point. Www.thecreepoff.com, vote for Carl. Yes. Thecreepoff.com, vote for Carl. Bringin' some good points there. Yeah, Troy Smith, I know it was a joke. I know that. Stop it.

How much are you paying that guy? It's the second time he's called in to plug your stuff. He pays me. He sides up for our stuff. I don't know. He just enjoys the show. We do a value for value thing here. If you enjoy the show, give us something back.

We appreciate it. Hey Carl, I'm sick so forgive my voice, but this is important. No more Christine Nolted. No more Christine Nolted. No more fucking Christine Nolted. Anytime you bring her in from now on, I'm voting for Vinny just out of principle. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Hey, listen, we don't start making threats now. No more Christine Milton. You got it. Geez. Whatever you say. She doesn't listen to response. Again, Mr.

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