Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep569 - Crash With Us
Episode Date: November 10, 2024This show features five adults who think they have funny and/or interesting things to say. And no, I’m not talking about WATP. Crash With Us features five real-life Chip Chippersons which, in small ...doses, is actually pretty incredible. Bryan Johnson from Tell Em Steve Dave joins us to try to make sense of these adults embarrassing themselves on a weekly basis. Lucy Tightbox is on with us to discuss Lillee Jean, a social media influencer who is taking the “fake it ’til you make it” motto to the next level. Aaron Imholte is having a very bad week as his ex-wife’s boyfriend showed up on This Little Piggy with some huge revelations. Speaking of revelations, Stuttering John finally admits he’s poor, doesn’t own a boat, doesn’t have a job, and isn’t a smart investor. Finally Maribeth Rosie joins us for another round of To Poke A Dabbler, the internet news, a recent review, and your voicemails. Bryan’s show - https://tellemstevedave.com/ Maribeth’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Today we'll be reviewing a show called the dawn patrol on doghouse theater presents crash with us
That's right. The name of this is the Dawn Control on Doghouse Theater presents Crash With Us.
This is a suggestion from someone in the Discord.
We have all listened separately,
not discussed it with each other beforehand,
let's get into it.
The show is hosted by Tom, Barry, Alex G, Danil, and Steve.
The Doghouse Theater YouTube page has 58 subs.
58 subs.
Double digits.
So I'm gonna introduce a clip here just to get people an understanding of what we're dealing with and then we'll get more into everyone's experience with it.
But I think this kind of sums it up nicely.
It's five people and they're on StreamYard.
They're trying to make each other laugh.
They're talking about the recent hurricane.
This is from about a month ago.
They're talking about the recent hurricane that came through and they're just
going to riff on that a little bit. You know,
as the British say it's early doors. Yeah.
It's hard cheese. Hard cheese.
That's what they said on the hurt on the weather channel.
As they were watching it come in, they were just like, man,
this is some hard cheese hard cheese coming in liquid nails
This does not look good
Be debris all over the high and I put up your hurricane cheddars
Looks like there's gonna be a lot of wind. That was my zero on Tondra.
I don't get it.
I know.
It's a week.
A lot of wind.
Is there a type of cheese they would?
In general, we'll find out later on that these guys, like, they love to make puns, but they
don't care if they really work or not. Right. Someone's gonna laugh regardless.
Their own best audience for this show.
So that's kind of what this show is all about. Another quick clip, and then I'll pass it over to
my co-host here, but they're talking about how
behind Barry, there's ostriches,
there's sharks, I'm sorry Lucy. Yeah I'm not liking it. Sharks down there behind Steve and these
are just still photos it's nothing crazy and then in front of Alex a cat walks through
and so they make an observation it's like wild kingdom. There's real looks to God's ears baby
kingdom. There's more lips than God's ears baby. And he does have ears. Sharks, ostriches, cats, my god I love this show. It's like a wild kingdom over here. I know we need, we could use a puma. I haveidas and then the person says Nike and then they go through every
Style of shoe. Hmm, you can think of and they get into New Balance's hilarious stuff and they start talking about these
Sneakers they wore in high school that had an action wedge in them I'm not familiar with this term, but they turn into comedy gold
wedge in them. I'm not familiar with this term, but they turn it into comedy gold.
Oh man. I feel like my mom told me that.
I beg for the PF flyers. Why would I want kids when I could have the action wedge?
Seriously.
I wasn't popular in high school. I never really had to worry about that. The closest I ever got was an action wedgie.
I was playing basketball. action wedgie. You're going to see a theme during my cut package today.
These people are all chip.
All five of these people are Chip Chipperson in real life.
And it's astounding to me that these people exist in the world.
Obviously, they don't have friends who tell them like that thing
That you're doing on YouTube don't put it on YouTube
If you want to get through your friends on a zoom call or something like I can't stop you
But you're putting it up on YouTube and then someone sees it and you know, they're suddenly get around to
Say like if I if let's say someone like my sister was doing though
I found it this is getting mailed out to everyone in my family.
Now I understand.
That's what I'm talking about.
OK.
Brian, what did you pick up on?
You were checking the show out a little bit.
I did check the show out.
I don't think I checked out the same episode you did, though.
No, we definitely picked different ones.
I watched a different one.
Well, first, my clip number one is their opening.
OK. their opening. Okay. This is what I'm assuming is licensed free music, right?
Royalty free music. Yeah. Because anytime I watch fail videos, that's the,
that's the song that I hear. That's the first suggestion they give you.
Compilation song. Yeah. The
Fezzes in this episode, Danielle brings it up. She's like, yeah, it would have been better
if the tassels weren't hanging in your faces. And the one guy, I guess, Steve was not happy
about that because I think they were happy with the, it didn't, they didn't used to have
the Fezzes in their original opening. Oh, so he probably was the one who put in a few hours
adding that added that for I think so
I believe her name is Daniel. There's no I know yeah for some reason Daniel. Yeah
Then it was the only person on podcast that smiles more than you do
She didn't break her smile the entire fucking episode yeah, I can't tell if she's having fun if there's a gun being held
I'll just off the camera.
Now is it safe to wear Fez's?
I don't know.
Now that there's a shift in the political dynamic, the cultural appropriation may not
be such a big deal.
Hmm.
Okay.
I thought Fez's were off limits.
I see what you're saying.
Well, these people are wacky.
As long as the tassel's in the back, then it's okay.
Is that how that works?
I didn't do any research of the fuzz
Clearly I really dropped the ball on this one
What else you pick up Bob rise?
Well, I guess if I were to have one that sums up their humor it would be my clip number three, okay
Okay. If you format it, they're going to be blank the whole time.
They're talking about, yeah, let me set it up a little bit.
They're talking about Divics, which I guess was way back in the day.
Circuit City came up with this format called Divics where you could get a DVD for like
five bucks and you would watch it a couple of times and then it would erase itself.
So they spend probably 20 minutes watching the commercial.
Now I've seen people do this. I've seen Patrick Melton do this.
He did it with a waffle house hours of enjoyment.
He nailed it. It was, it was really funny.
And he sometimes he'll do training videos. These guys did a training video.
They sat there. They just watched it.
I have a close of a training video as well. McDonald's training video watched it. I have a training video as well McDonald's training video
They watched okay. Yes, so that's what they're doing here. They're watching the Divix video and then they comment on it. Okay
If you format it
The VIX is not molecularly move things around the liver.
That was it right there for me.
The blown joke.
Divix does not molecularly move things around the room.
That's them at every step.
Yes.
Every step of the way someone's trying to be funny and missing by a mile.
There was this one part where they
someone says something mildly amusing and they were all shocked by it they
couldn't believe there was something that was almost funny being said on
their show wait a minute why are we being fun why are we funny stop this We have to We had to do it once sooner or later
We've been doing this for how many years now normally it's just we stare at each other and one of us says I don't know What are you doing this week?
Don't worry that's coming up I mean this stopped the show it stopped it cold
Just like whoa what's going on right now? I think that was a real laugh that we just got from Daniel
I'm not familiar with that sound came out of her mouth. It's crazy and
Are you aware of why they wear the fizzes like I could figure it out, okay? Well, I assume because it's just hilarious
Because they're like an improv troupe, so they got to do something wacky something wacky right yeah like for an improv troupe
They're not really like they're not quick on their feet
Because I didn't know they were a troop until Mary Mary
It's weird because you're just heard the guy say three and a half years. They've been doing this and
You would take a certain point you'd be like hey guys
This isn't working because they even discuss their fan base here. It's too deep for this audience
Hey, happy national audience. Wait a minute audience. Wait a minute
Where the hell are we what happened?
Before for us nobody see us
We have our fans we're our own best friend
Daniel you used to be our fan. Yeah, I got promoted. That's not promotion
That's called revenge now you're an exhaust fan.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It is exhausting.
Yeah, I'll give them that.
So no one's watching the show.
This poor woman who's humorless was actually watching it and they're like, we know she
keeps watching our show.
Do you want to just be out of it?
She's like, yeah, sure.
Sounds good.
It's all it takes.
It's all it takes apparently. Well, they only get like 12 or 13 views and now they're knocked down to 11 or 12
That's not true I did see them watching themselves
You know that they're going back and watching themselves and commenting on it so that could be part of the view count as well
So it's definitely they all watch themselves
I'm sure there are five of them so that it comes for five of the views, right?
It's like I learned about this from being in a band. No, the ice up a big show coming up later this month
We call it ice topi okey sure
We have all these guest singers come up and sing a song with us that we learn about your cover songs
Doing it radio social by the way night before Thanksgiving if you want to come back and it's great
Because if you invite enough people to perform with
you, it looks like there's a lot of people in the audience. Yeah,
it's amazing. Hey, bring your wife and or your girlfriend. And
we'll have a patch crowd. Thank you. Appreciate it. Learn a
song. So that's that's their mentality as well. It's working
well for them. They're killing it. Steve on here his job is to
bring up whatever the international holiday is. I
don't know where you
find this information. I couldn't care less, but it's always like National Donut Day or
International Pull Your Plug Day. Tight end day. We learned about the NFL a couple of weeks ago,
right? So he's trying to figure that out for everyone. This one's, so this is a weird one.
It's also Urban National Wildlife Refuge
They're making your job easier for you bride I found you a
So that you could comment directly on this
From the past so thoughtful. Yeah, I'm good like that. All right Saturday morning cartoon talk. Mmm Now these people are a little bit older I would say and I think they're gonna prove it here.
I'm so old that Saturday Morning Cartoons are on YouTube now. There's like a channel for Saturday Morning Cartoons on YouTube.
Hey, I've been watching Suppy Sales. Oh cool. There we go. Yeah.
I used to watch Suppy Sales a lot.
Mine never came with a spoon.
We're gonna cut that guy. Let's do it again
So fucking bad I used to watch soupy sounds a lot. Yeah, did you?
My never came to spoon. Hmm
Cuz of the word soup
Okay, there's no yes ending with these guys. They're just like, huh, you know, it'd be fun
Actually if they did this show the way that I just did it. No one cracks smile. No one even pretends what anyone's saying. It's amusing to see okay
I'm so old that YouTube has Saturday morning cartoon shows. Yeah, there's nothing to do with your age. Just something they do
Yeah, you're actually old for not realizing. There's a channel for everything correct
Hey, I see what you're doing there. I like it
Brian what else you got?
Well, if you're interested in more chip chippers in like puns
Alex desperately tries to work in a penis euphemism in my clip seven. Okay
better Cobra than
Trouser I always say Alex
Better Cobra than what trout?
Trouser.
I know.
I'm sure this.
Wow.
That is wow.
It's a pan.
It's got to be a pants thing.
Yes.
You've heard of pants called trousers.
Yeah.
Well, we're talking about snakes, right? Oh
That's what I thought that's all cuz like
Jesus that was a long and winding road Wow
That is brutal at a certain point. They should be like yeah, never mind. It didn't work. That's fine
Or just be like trousers make stupid
You get to get it eventually warmer
All right
So they're watching this is another one if you want to please yeah, yeah, what do you got? I have a number six
where
Steve brings up national yell fudge to a Cobra Day
Hmm and puns ensue until Alex fucks it up
Raise my Cobra Day. Hmm. Then puns ensue until Alex fucks it up. Okay. Cobras. Raised by Cobras. Careful. She spits. I was raised by Cobras and so was my sister. I was raised by Cobras
and so was my uncle Jack. He was raised two years before me.
He got here in August 18th.
Now is this on purpose is what I'm wondering.
What just happened?
Like it's so bad.
Alex fucked it up.
Yeah, Alex could have said like instead of my uncle, he could have said my stepsister, my second cousin, any number of relations.
Yeah. He also could have said that they learned about it in September.
September, yes.
So a lot of opportunities there to keep the thing going, and he just decided to kill it.
And they're not dirty at all because, like, she spits.
Like, there's a very easy, low-hanging fruit joke there that they they don't go for and I don't think they ever go for the dirty stuff
They don't even know about trouser snake. No that was the goal. That's a little bit too blue
Watch out
All right
They watch this video. That is this one of these old training videos for McDonald's. I guess McDonald's used to have hostesses
What at the restaurant? I didn't know that either but this is a training video for whatever the fuck
that job is and of course they're gonna have some great jokes for it as they're
watching this video Right, don't forget. Hi Steve. My wife's still cheating on you? Good morning Mr. Simpson. How are you?
Mr. Simpson, you got a screen, Clark.
Would you like a warm up?
Yes, I would.
Yeah, right.
Would you like a section in the paper, Mr. Lasky?
I'd love to.
Well, I don't know.
A sports section?
You can call me Mom.
For any way you can help the customers.
Does he look like a sports guy to you?
Like now, for example. Can we help you?
Thanks. We appreciate it.
No problem, sir, that's what we're here for.
He was on the golf team as a T.
Kids are some.
So it took him, I mean, 10 beats to get there.
Does he look like a sporty guy to you?
He was on the golf team as a T.
Get it? No, I don't get it. I am a little bit upset that they talked over
that at all. I was more interested in the training video than I think I was in
anything that they did way more interesting. I wanted to see where we're
going with that. What they had to say goes out forever to this video. They did
the same thing with the divics video was that they don't pause and comment they talk over it
So you can hardly hear what anybody's saying, right?
so
Denelle is gonna comment on this now. I have no idea why she's even there
She's never even remotely funny or tries to be funny as you'll see in this example
Never get married high chairs never get married Cindy finished with the high chair, make sure it's cleaned and sanitized.
I remember those high chairs.
I remember the moms and dads with the high chairs are clean.
When I was a kid.
I remember high chairs in restaurants, do you?
Great stuff.
Thanks for sharing that.
You know, there's sometimes you can have thoughts in your head and not say them out loud.
You're allowed to do that.
I think she feels compelled.
Like she's like, I got to say something.
Yeah.
Because I say nothing for the entire time. I gotta say something. Okay guys. I'm here again
And we know we see you you're on the screen high chairs high chairs
So wait, I have a question
Did they ever perform live together perform live together? Like are they ever in the same room?
You guys know the fact that it's three and a half years old. I get the feeling
That this is the result of COVID.
I bet that they were an improv troupe and then they did like what a lot of other people did. They
went, all right, we got to do this on YouTube now. And so they started doing these zoom things.
And unlike most people who've gone, all right, now I go back to live performance and do this
on the internet anymore. They've just been like, yep, this is what's best for us.
This is much better. I'm more about to do this on the internet anymore. They've just been like, yep, this is what's best for us.
This is much better.
Yeah, because we don't get to hear the crowd moan
and get up and walk out.
All the things they had to deal with when they were alive.
So after the video, they're talking about,
I guess McDonald's used to give family tours
or something like that,
because they're talking about upselling the customer in this.
Like, let the customer know that we do family tours and
birthday parties
So they're discussing this and this is just not even a joke all those times of going to McDonald's
I never knew that they gave family tours
Fame I feel like I missed out
Gonna ask. Nobody offered me a family tour. When I have McDonald's later today, I'm gonna be like, you guys do tours?
I took my family to a tour just last week.
They got feathers everywhere.
They got what?
Feathers were everywhere.
We're gonna cut that guy.
Let's do it again.
I'm gonna go to McDonald's and ask for a tour later today.
No, you're not.
You won't.
Come on. I'm gonna go to McDonald's and ask for a tour later today.
No you're not.
You won't.
Come on.
You're pulling my crank right now.
There's no way you'd do something that outrageous.
The fuck is going on?
Okay, so then the last part of this McDonald's bit.
So the question is, has anyone ever worked as a hostess before since that's what this
video is all about?
And hilarity ensues.
Anybody ever work as a hostess?
No.
I'm sure somebody did.
She did.
She was the first and last.
Apparently she did.
I worked as a hostess Twinkie.
How was that? It's kind of creamy on the inside.
I heard it was a cake walk. All right, just for another 20 minutes. What else you got?
The guy goes, I worked as a host as Twinkie. And they're like, yeah, we could, we could do
something with this. That's good stuff. Let's go. Let's roll with it
They need like an official. I've said this before
The reason why whose lines in any way worked well two reasons one the comedians are actually funny and quick on their feet
Second they had a guy who was kind of managing it sure and running it and if things got really bad and dumb they But move it on. This isn't working editing. Okay, three reasons to add a thing
The reason number one actually these people suck. Yeah. Have you ever seen improv live before Ryan? I have yeah
I have to I'm not a fan of it. Is it the most?
Uncomfortable thing I'd rather be in a Catholic mass
For real, which is also very uncomfortable for me then to be one of my parents funerals yes
There was a monthly troop that would perform at Carlson, I don't know if they're still nuts and bolts yeah
That's them. I didn't want to well. I'm about to rip on yeah, they fucking suck go for it. It's terrible
I mean, I'd be bartending and I would just poke my head in to make sure it still sucked. Well, you were a bartender
And I would be so glad that I had an excuse to leave the room and go back
Yeah, you know what I mean customer might come in. Yeah
You never know
Weird about these guys is like they don't find each other funny because they hardly laugh
So how the fuck do they expect other people to find them funny? They're just they're gonna hit eventually bryan
That's the thing you don't understand. I used to play in garage bands and the music wasn't very good
It's like we'll figure it out eventually, you know, we keep doing this for two decades
We'll get there at some point you got there
I think these guys will figure it out,
right? What doesn't you pick up on from the episode you checked out? The episode I checked
out, if you want to hear more Chip Chipperson like stuff, Barry reminisces about how he used to DJ
at parties with 45s. Oh Jesus. What's that? Which number is that? That would be number five. And
it's a little bit of a ways to go, but Danel left at the end is worth it okay when I was DJing parties he'd have a 40 45 and
there were some songs that were too long for one side so they would split it
yeah the other side like like what was that American Pie was that yeah so
there'd be like I'd be playing it at a party someone request the song and halfway through
I'd have to say just second just
Does she have a go fund me because I feel bad I want to give her money right now
It's she got promoted then demoted in the same show crazy
Right now I like I also want to know how old the guy is that he's DJing with 45
Like being in the late
70s being introduced to cassettes, so if he's DJing with 45s
How fucking old is he but the crazy part was he goes, you know, the 45s, you set to
put longer songs on both sides. And the other guy goes, Yep. I
didn't know that.
Never seen that before. He's like, Oh, yeah, I know about
that. Why would that be a single? So since a lot of things
are wrong with that. But alright, so let's get back to after they get into the hostess talk and the McDonald's
stuff they transition into an interesting segment.
Now that's not my words, obviously, but let's see how well they transition with this.
Okay.
Well, we have an interesting segment
First I know
I'm looking forward to it. Yeah. Well me too
We have a guy what's his name do we know his first name Jimmy
Is it is it Jimmy soupy? Well, you just said Alex just talked about Jimmy's,
so it must be. It could be Jimmy. It could be. Hold on. Oh, close. Wait, he said die.
They're not going to any aspect of this. They can't come up with jokes quickly
They don't have any flow to the show. They can't figure out how to work into another segment
Everything about this is clunky and awful
Right. Just be like, yeah, his name was three and a half years his name was Jimmy
We used to call him chocolate. Jimmy. He was a black guy anything anything right? They can't think of a single thing
Jimmy, he was a black guy, anything, anything. Right, they can't think of a single thing.
So now this is them setting up this big segment
that they have that they're gonna do.
Now this was pre-planned,
but none of the conversation was pre-planned, obviously,
because they have no idea where to go with this.
Yeah, okay, so, Steve, we've done some research
and it turns out that in the upcoming elections, it's not only
narrowed down to one or two little districts, but it turns out that it's narrowed down to
this one guy.
And he's undecided and whichever way he goes is the way the election is going to
go.
That's really close.
Yeah. So we're lucky to have him and we're going to get the chance to interview him.
How did you find him?
Because he's the one guy.
Yeah. Steve, it's called science.
There's a method to this.
We've got him here science. There's a method to this.
We've got him here now.
There we go.
There he is.
Hey, guys.
Hey.
OK.
Can you hear me?
Yes, yes we can So this turns out Jimmy this is Jimmy Guy
And he turns out to be as it turns out the deciding vote in the upcoming elections
It doesn't matter
Yeah, we all were so this is their big bet they have Alex leaves the screen
And then comes back as Jimmy Guy
This is their big bet they have Alex leaves the screen and then comes back as Jimmy guy
Mm-hmm, and they have no idea how to get this set up and rolling and it gets worse from here No, yes, listen to this first question and answer
Yeah, Jimmy, are you registered to vote? I own a gun. Yeah
Okay
I got a license for that Own a gun. Yeah Did I want anybody No
Let's grab the guy was the worst improv skills and we'll interview him this goes through my mind when we do Tom Myers or when
Jerry Banfield doesn't stand up. Mm-hmm. What do they think is funny? Yeah, and what do they think is gonna happen? It's just they're gonna stumble upon some it's hilarious
My mistake. Why are they doing this? If you do it enough hours, then eventually you hit something, right? I think that's not true
I think we're proving that that's not true
Yes, these people are terrible at this unless i'm wrong brian. Maybe you found something that's fantastic
Uh, I did not I I have I think one more clip. Yeah, two is the two is the chip Chippers in esc. Okay
How is the dog?
This is south
Nothing, but boobies down here
Grow a rock and hit a booby and get arrested
National hug a booby week. Yeah
We never get anywhere again
it's literally chip yeah wow we got shows in Jim Norton
you might bring the chip character back this might inspire him or a lawsuit
know what this bad improv cut it out
All right, let's get back to this interview with this guy who's registered to vote and has a gun and can fish
And stuff that was pretty good
So let's see
See if he has
The question that he should know they're gonna ask them
He's probably prepared some kind of answer for that as the guy who's going to obviously decide the election that's coming up.
Jimmy, what is it going to take to make up your mind for the upcoming election?
Oh, good question.
That's a good question.
Good question.
When do you forget?
Next question.
That's a question that somebody should be asking. Jimmy, if one of the candidates had a national fez day, would you vote for them?
I think you've been.
Who is it? National fez day. I think you know
National Fez day yeah
Yeah twice
All right here we go
I can't imagine being that slow to go up with anything. What would it take to make up your mind on this election?
That's a question It's fucking nuts cuz you know you're probably good. You probably know you're gonna do the bit
Yeah, he knows he's gonna do this bit. So have some type of plan. He's just playing himself a brain dead moron
Play a guy who actually knows how English works. Do that instead.
And then this is mind boggling right here.
Okay.
You got this talking.
On the political spectrum, where would you put yourself?
You're obviously on some spectrum.
So,
I'd say it's like very similar
to the Pink Floyd cover, you know, where the light is almost
all ready to enter the prism. I'm about there. That's retarded.
Can you make sense? No. Okay. So after they get done with this
segment, with this Jimmy guy, who's going to be the guy who decides the election and it goes just like that for 15 minutes.
And so they hang up with him and this is their reaction to how that bit went. This is how they respond to it.
Okay.
I feel good.
Great.
Thanks, Jimmy.
Good luck with it.
See you guys. Good luck, Jimmy. Bye. Thanks, Jimmy. Good luck with it.
See you guys. Good luck, Jimmy.
Bye bye.
Real.
Yeah.
That was very informative.
That was very informative.
Dineo, if you want to jump at WTP, you want to just sit next to me and just laugh at everything I say, you're hired. It was very important. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dinell, if you want a job at WTP, you want to just sit next to me and just laugh at everything
I say, you're hired.
This is incredible.
She's losing her mind over the worst thing I've ever seen, the most boring, they had
nothing.
They had a premise that they could have done something with, they did nothing with it.
And at the end they go, ha ha ha!
I just can't believe, I can't contain myself, that was so hilarious! All it makes me think is how humorless their real lives are.
Yes. I have to admit something.
Now, I used to employ people as their full-time work.
If I found out that they were a part of this group and I saw this on YouTube, they would be fired.
I'd go, there's no way they're good at their job.
There's no way they're good at anything in life. If they're this bad at this
agreed. You know what I mean? Yeah.
I wouldn't want these people mopping the floor at the building and be like,
ah, we'll find more parenting. Definitely not that it's crazy.
These are older, older people. Yeah.
We're just embarrassing themselves on the internet.
Are they the cutups at work? Do you think, you know, like if they're a job,
they're the, they're the wacky guy. Oh that oh not only that but it's worse than that they also tell the
co-workers about their next gig hey guys I don't know what you're doing on a Saturday
about my improv troop it's gonna be down at the comedy club like oh Saturday I'm actually
really busy Saturday the pay-per-view I'm gonna a watch The Tyson's fighting or something. I don't know
busy day
Any other takeaways from this sprite? Did you have any other clips or anything?
I had just one more clip where my clip number four where Dan L finally says something
I think this is the first time she talks in this episode
And it's followed up followed by some or it's proceeded by some hilarious rocky puns
For sure matter followed up followed by some, uh, or it's a proceeded by some hilarious Rocky puns. Where's Joe Mattarini?
Today is national Rocky road. That road is not,
not to be confused with nutty fudge day time.
I'm waiting for a Rocky three road day.
I thought we were talking about Colorado and the Rocky mountains.
I thought we were talking about Colorado and the Rocky Mountains
Do you know anything that can be called Rocky I do actually
Okay, what is this obsession over the fucking International Day thing? They just have nothing to talk about correct reminds you of a morning radio show
There are certain shows we listen to like Dave and Chuck the Freak Where they don't want to get politics involved they don't want to like sports because they're in multiple markets
They don't want someone's fans getting offended. They don't talk about fucking anything real
It's just like hey today's draw a turkey with your hand day
Wow, let's talk about that for 10 minutes fucking stupid
Lucy aren't you happy didn't have to watch this?
I will be honest. I did check out a little bit beforehand, and I only made it through about five minutes. Yeah, that's about enough.
Now when you texted me you were like, this is a rough one.
I know, I was thinking, let's make this a quick segment, we got other things that we could talk about.
Including what Lucy has brought to us for us today.
Lucy, you found someone who seems to be a bit of a fraudster online,
trying to make a career for herself. Yeah. This is, um,
Lily Jean. Yes, that's correct.
You actually inspired me with your coverage of Ken Tamplin, who was allegedly,
but pretty obviously buying a bunch of views based on his social blade stuff
So that reminded me so much of Lily Jean
who is far more bonkers than Ken Tamplin because she
Just is we'll get into why but she has before we get into why she has 1.1 million followers on Instagram Wow
She has 23,000 followers on YouTube. Okay, and
her engagement is super duper low. So she has her most
recent YouTube videos have 203 views 347 out of her 200 or out
of her 23,000. That's not great. Just completely completely
bonkers. So we have to talk about her talents before we can get into all the
stuff that she is faking. She started out as a social media influencer and as a makeup
guru, but she's also an actress, a filmmaker, a singer, a dancer, and an artist.
I bet she's good at all those things too. I would imagine.
We're going to check out all of her talents. Filmmaking seems to be her newest thing. By the thing. That's a Brian's bio. So that's kind of interesting that we have mother shelter slash comedian
dancer
dancer influencer, right
Yeah, we'll see how Lily Jean does in comparison to Brian, okay
So filmmaking is like her newest thing
So what she's been doing is she's just doing acting reels and then she edits
them into trailers and claims that they're movies.
So we'll check out clip one, which is her movie, the chorus in our eyes.
What type of photography do you do?
Like artsy, Bushwookie stuff?
Like drugs?
I kinda wanna get you a...
Cack out your tongue, Enrique?
I kinda wanna get you a hot dog.
You can't be serious!
Unless you wanna just take pictures and not live a little.
And I'm not like talking about anything serious to you though.
Just a casual...
Just like a summer fling or something oh
Wow, she has 1.1 million followers on Instagram. Yeah, well she bought all of them. Does she know she's fat
No, she does not seem to know anything She appears to be more delusional than anybody that we have ever talked about Wow
Writing though right there. I was writing this stuff, but it's pretty good dialogue.
She's also the writer of the movie.
Yeah, I had a feeling.
She wrote, edited.
I had a feeling.
All the things, all the things.
She's very talented.
In my clip two, we'll actually check out
another one of her movies, which is The Trapper Trap.
Now she plays an alien in this one,
so she is intentionally acting weird,
but I will tell you right now that this is her normal self. Okay
Princess was about to embark on a very heroic journey one that included not knowing how to ride a shoe ship
Even she recognizes
What does this person do for a living?
How does this person have money?
I don't know the answer to that.
So she seems to be completely,
so her mother is her manager
and she seems to, her mom seems to think
that she's just this amazing, amazing person.
She first started getting called out
because she was faking going to like
a whole bunch of different events. So if you want to actually check out my number
12, this is a Photoshop or this is a photograph that she posted saying that
she attended the Met Gala. People online discovered the real photograph. So you'll see on the left side her at the Met Gala and then the real
picture which is Katy Perry and you can see the
Photographers are all in the same positions. Oh, that's hysterical
Wearing the same thing pretty much. Yeah, it's
Yeah, yeah, she still has a damn headpiece on yes
Yeah, she still has a damn headpiece on yes
It's awesome. So she just has no concept of reality and her mother used to be in Hollywood and I think that her mom might be taking advantage of her
innocence or stupidity
Insanity so they are just making it out to be that she is this incredibly incredibly famous influencer when really she has nothing
so
Let's go back. We we checked out some of her acting reels
Let's look at a couple of other talents that she has because just in case acting was the only thing
That she isn't good at maybe she's got some other skills. So in my clip three
You mentioned that the isotopes have an upcoming karaoke show.
We do.
The night before Thanksgiving, I believe in Rochester.
Radio social, yeah.
That sounds like more information.
Of course.
We'll see.
So we will check out Lily Jean singing complicated in clip three.
Tell me why'd you have to have her for the karaoke show? Was she
British at the end there? Well she's a great actress so she can do voices. Okay, that's good stuff. Yeah
Hmm. Oh look out Christian Blatt
So how old is she is another good question? She has faked her age or at least claimed different ages at different times. She was younger
Younger, okay. I think as most women
Do but I couldn't tell it it's worth asking. Yeah.
I believe that she is around 30 years old. About four years ago, she got into a huge fight with another content creator who's a social like a social media commentary channel named priming.
And by huge fight, I mean, she basically just used everything that she possibly could. She doxed him,
she threatened him, she faked her way to the top and tried to take him down, which did not work at
all. He got more followers, if anything. He's great. But so one of the claims that she made
during that time period was you're making fun of a minor. I was only 16 at the time that you were making fun of,
let's take a little look at some of the other stuff that she did.
Okay, but before you go further, I just want to point this out.
People are confused about this.
A lot of people are confused about this.
As far as minors go, can you have sex with them?
No. Can you goof on them? Yes.
You can laugh at kids all you want.
It's perfectly legal to do so.
You might get a black eye or two
But it's worth it. I promise you
So well, let's look at the artwork that she was claiming she was 16, okay
Or so that's gonna be my seven eight and nine so seven
I think is actually the best piece of artwork that she's ever made
It's a quite lovely okay
So you know I mean not my style. I wouldn't hang it on my wall. I couldn't do that
I mean I obviously could with AI, but you know without AI I couldn't do that
Yeah, yeah, let's check out eight okay
What is this? It's a little tiny tinkerbell. Sorry. I'm trying to zoom in on it. That's terrible
Make it small again. It's like something that Max would make fun of back when he was famous
It's only actually gonna get worse because in nine will look at the little mermaid. Okay, I recommend
Oh my god.
You suck!
You're saying that she was an adult when she did this. Is that what you're telling me? Yeah, yeah, I mean she claims she was 16 which
Either way!
I'll be honest. That's more embarrassing.
Yeah 16 that's not good. Yeah, you should say four. Right. That's impressive. Yeah, then we put it on the fridge. Otherwise, new.
Oh my goodness. goodness alright, so
We checked out her acting chops her artistic chops. We got to see her doing a little singing
Maybe she can join me as an isotopes gogo dancer in
My clip six all right. Let's see how she dances.
Where is this confidence coming from?
I feel bad for the concrete.
Yeah. The parking garage is suffering.
She's just running around in a circle. That's not a dance move. Yeah, she's got a sandwich
She should actually do that way more often yeah, right
I do have more dancing if you want to see she gets in the groove and clip five, okay
But I love it about this that she can't string two moves in a row. Everything's a hard cut.
So I got to imagine like she falls over after most of these things.
It's just out of breath.
She just needs to, I just need five and I'll be back for the next move I'm going to do.
I will go back.
Okay.
Let's, let's go back to her singing stuff for a moment also because
So she does she does she hard cuts everything and the vocal track that I played earlier her song that she did earlier
She titled that video bloopers, but originally the video was not titled bloopers
Yeah, so so much so in my clip four we'll check out a little medley that she edited together So I did not do this. This is her choices
I'm addicted to you. Don't you know that you're toxic
Yeah
She found a way to sing that worse than Britney Spears sings it just hard to do
I wish I had her confidence. I really really do
I was just thinking that like like if I were confident in any arena like this confident
I could probably succeed in something
But like I feel like this girl you said her mom is her manager. Yeah, she was from Hollywood
She she grew up in Hollywood
Her mom was like behind the scenes and now Lily Jean aspires to be in the forefront of the camera
Gotcha, so she was probably groomed as a child to be a star. Yeah
She was never told you're not very good at this. Right.
Or put that sandwich down.
All right. So, um, now we've kind of seen what her skillset is.
We've already talked about her view count versus her follower count.
It's clear that something weird is going on,
but the thing that I think makes her so, so,
so much worse than all of the other delusional people that you cover,
is that she just, every single thing that she does is fake.
It's not just the viewers. It's not just the view counts. It's the comments.
It's the friends. It's the brand deals. It's the events that she attended.
So not only did she go to the Met Gala
But she photoshopped herself onto a cover of Teen Vogue and claimed that she was on Teen Vogue
After Teen Vogue had stopped issuing physical media
So in my in my clip 10 we're going to actually be looking at a video that prim ink created. Okay
So again, he is a social media commentary channel and he did an expose about her showing how she faked
Not only her follower counts, but also created sock accounts
Not just to make herself look better
But fake friends that she is friends with,
that she is having fake internet conversations with. And there's just tons and tons and tons
of these accounts, which is really honestly sad. Like everything else is kind of funny,
but I wonder how much Trish Paytas has to do with this occurrence. Because if I was
a young woman and I saw this fat pig who has no talent at all making
Millions of dollars and having millions of followers. I'd be like, I'm a fat pig who has no talent, too
I should probably be like Trisha Paytas. So I think she's not doing is crying. Yeah, does she do any of that shooting mukbang?
I don't think I've ever seen any crying or mukbang. Okay. She does get really angry at people when they come at her.
That's her big thing.
So lots of yelling.
So in my clip 10 Primink is gonna tell us
about this discovery and he's going to describe
the best friends that she seemingly has on the internet.
So these are all of the fake sock accounts
that she likely has created.
The Muslim girl dislikes her religion, the trans boy says,
Yaaas, all the time, and there is just dozens and dozens and dozens of these accounts,
all behaving the same, all with fake followers, all posting pictures of Lily.
But the worst account I came across is Shaniqua,
who is the most racist stereotype of an African American girl I can think of.
The entire page is filled with bad grammar, exaggerated speech, and just plain racist stuff
that I don't even wanna say or show.
Oh, well, okay, so she's having some fun then.
All right, now I'm starting to get it.
Now I'm like, oh, this actually seems
like a pretty fun thing to do.
It seems sincere is the scary part to me.
She sincerely seems to believe
that she is really truly incredible. Well, no, I don't think she does, though. She's creating accounts seems to believe that she is really truly incredible.
Well, no, I don't think she does stuff. She's creating accounts to tell her that she is
that she probably knows this is all a scam, right?
Well, so we'll get into a little bit more about what she did with Primink. So Primink created this expose on her about four years ago. And for the last four years, she has come after him.
She has again, she doxed him. She's threatened him. She did DMCA strikes on him.
Everything because he made this accusation about her sock accounts. And he did a good
amount of research on that. So you know, I don't necessarily disagree with him on this
one. Not only did
he uncover all of this, but so he just made a second video about her about five months
ago and she went on this DMCA strike rampage where she got tons and tons of people who
talked about her taken down. That's why I think that she actually thinks that she's
good is because she doesn't want any bad information if she thought that if this was
Like a lark if she was like leaning into it if she was being purposely funny
She wouldn't care if people were making fun of her right, but she clearly does
So in my clip 11 not only were these sock accounts her besties
But all of the sock accounts start going and attacking prim ink on his channel
good that's what you want your friends to do get my back him describing that can you pick up some
food on the way back i literally only spent 30 minutes checking these comments and i ended up
with a folder completely filled with them and i would like to say that i expect some people that
comment on her videos to come comment on mine if they're like fans or something but the reason that I think these are all fake is because if you start comparing all these comments
Then you start to notice that they all type the same way
They all use the same emoji like you can't tell me that this account and this account is not the same person, right?
They these are clearly clearly the same people here people are so stupid
But also I thought I'd be good at this like why try to be 20 different people on the internet?
Yeah, Vince the Lawyer.
You're not a liar.
Right?
How are you?
Such a waste of fucking time.
I don't know, I'll have to ask SmileyGuy293 in our chat.
He says I'm awesome.
Alright, cool.
So anyway, you could go on for Lily Jean for hours and hours, but I will tell you that
there is good news because what is Lily Jean up to now?
Well, Carl, this one's for you because she is podcasting now.
Oh, well, that's exciting.
I bet she's pretty good at this.
Well, let's go ahead and take a peek.
So in my clip 13, this is going to be just the first bit of her most recent podcast episode again, no edits from me.
Okay, this is how she starts her show.
Hello everyone. Welcome back to Lily Jean Talks Live. I am here with Neil DeMonte. Hi.
Hi everybody. How are you all doing?
She's not fucking framed correctly. You need a little bit of headroom. Just a little bit
here, Lily. God damn it. Well, I know that you were last on like, well, I actually forgot, Neil,
but you were on like maybe two seasons ago. During the pandemic, right? Yeah, it seems like so
long ago because the pandemic was crazy for everybody, like mentally stressful.
Yeah. So I know that you've been up to like a lot of new stuff and I want to really talk about that. I know like you have the front man, music, all of these things. So what have you been up to?
It's been a lot actually. Um, so I had to talk about first.
You like that question, Carl? God damn it.
This sucks.
So she interrupts him.
I watched maybe five more minutes of this episode.
She interrupts him every step of the way.
Anytime he starts answering the questions, she starts talking again.
Why would somebody do that?
Oh, I'm sorry.
You were gone.
What?
They're nonsense questions.
It is, I mean, this might be the least of her talents and that's saying a lot based on
What we've already seen yeah, I only watched what 17 seconds of it. I could already tell that she's very very bad at this
She's a better dancer
Who is Neil de Monte do you know
So I did mean to look him up, and then I did not look him up
he has been so he's been on her show two times and
She refers to him as being famous, but I just cannot imagine that that's accurate
Be doing this show yeah, I think that you would not do well, especially not a second time
No, right and look at his stupid wood paneling
Is that we're making fun of now? Oh shit
Stupid wood paneling. Yeah, well, is that we're making fun of now? Oh shit
Anyway, so she is crazy. She I would recommend checking into her podcast a little bit more But mostly I just wanted to look at another person that is delusional like all the other weirdos
We all love looking at well. Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I am excited that she has a podcast
Yeah, I do have one other exciting thing. We talked about how she has many,
many fake followers. We didn't actually take a peek at her social blade,
but I will tell you that I believe that it is more than likely that
something weird is going on with her followers. Um,
but in my number 14 we'll find out that she has at least one real follower on
Twitter because it's somebody that we all know oh
Now we know
It's Bob Levy
He might be a guest on our show we should check that out. Oh, that's funny
He might be a guest on our show we should check that out. Oh, that's funny
Truman you might also notice she has less than a thousand followers on Twitter So that she's not if she's buying followers. She's not really devoting any money over there. Well. She's also
Following 1200 you do that in order to get followers. So it's nice. It's not working for her. Nope not at all
Alright, well to reach out to Bob haven't taught him since he left
TSN reach out to him and see how he knows Lily Jean. Maybe we can get a show together
I bet Bob would start a podcast with me and him and Lily Jean. I
Don't know that Bob says no to a lot of stuff. I mean, how does he even find her to follower?
Every person on Twitter
That's that's the question. I really do want to talk to mask every person on Twitter
I really want to ask how that happened. That's funny
All right. Well, thank you very much for that presentation. We'll be checking out more of uh,
Lily gene I want to look at her podcast a little bit closer probably in the near future. Thank you for doing that
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Lucy time to hang out with us before you go do Michael gave it out Lee show I do he's actually doing my show Oh, he's doing your show. Yeah
I do. He's actually doing my show. Oh, he's doing your show.
Yeah.
Good cut.
Wow, what a get.
I know, thank you.
Well, in that case,
I wanna show you a couple things here.
Please, please, please guys,
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Maybe, you know what?
Maybe we don't deserve it.
I did a show yesterday called This Little Piggy.
I did it over on the Nobody Likes Onions YouTube channel.
And boy, did we have a show.
I'm just gonna show you one moment from it,
but I recommend you check it out
because Nick Ricada called into the show.
Now, if you're not familiar with all of the lore
of Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe,
him and his wife, April, who was the co-host of his show, started hanging out with the Raketas
because they live in Minnesota an hour away.
And long story short, after all the wife swapping and things they were doing and drugs and all
that kind of stuff, long story short, Nick stole Aaron's wife and April is Nick's girlfriend
now and Nick's still married to
his wife, Kayla.
And so there's a lot of bitterness and the law has been involved and felonies are involved
on both sides from all this.
It's a messy, messy situation, but highly, highly entertaining.
And so it was great that Nick called in because he's got this this felony against him when the police
barged into his house actually knocked down the door and they found
What 28 grams of coke and they found ketamine and guns were out children are running around
I was always always everywhere. Yeah, baldos are everywhere. Well, that's not illegal. Just embarrassing It was a whole scene. Boldo's everywhere. Yeah, Boldo's are everywhere. Although that's not illegal, just embarrassing.
It was a whole scene that they found.
So he was trying to get the search warrant thrown out.
That didn't work.
So he's got, and he told us, I think November 23rd is when his next court appearances to
try to come up with a plea deal.
So he's still in this world of, he can't really talk.
It's not a lot he can say.
He doesn't want to incriminate himself, obviously.
And Aaron's just been going out there and saying all sorts of shit. So we're
only hearing Aaron's side of the story on stuff. And there's a lot of questions that people have
because according to Nick on the show, it's crazy. Aaron makes himself the hero in every single story
he tells. And he even brought up a couple of examples. Again, you got to watch it. Brought
up a couple of examples of things where Aaron's told these stories
that everyone's interested in,
and he goes, yeah, that's completely false.
And so eventually all this stuff is gonna come out.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's gonna be great.
But this, I think, was the big bombshell
that happened on this little piggy yesterday.
And the great reporter, Tukey, asked a question
that needed to be answered.
I'm sick.
Nick, Tukey here from Tukey Soup. key soup first time long time hack a hacka
Hi, can you tell us whether or not Aaron does in fact know what your cum tastes like?
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I love Moody's response to this.
But Moody's just like whoa.
He's like I wonder what it does taste like.
That's not what he's thinking.
Did you see this at Albright?
I watched it, yeah.
I saw the whole thing. This was crazy, wasn't it?
I was stunned, and he never really went
into the delivery system of how he ingested it.
He said he's saving that story for his own show.
He'll tell that story on his own show.
Yeah, I was blown away by that.
But at the same time, not really.
Oh, I don't know.
Because there's all this speculation
about a baby bird maneuver
Or April had it in her mouth or delivered it and so he wouldn't say but I mean I'm convinced that has to be true story
Now I'll bet you that's it. I'll bet you it was given to April and then she snowballed Aaron. Yes
I think that's what's going on. So right. I'm gonna play a bit more of this clip because
Tookie breaks character and Rocco just can't contain himself
Tookies out story today that story's not
Just as a person like we've hung out with Rocco a few times.
That's really him just like Lucy gets by and he can't believe this is happening right now.
It's Christmas.
A thousand.
People have like speculated on what that story is and the real story is both better and worse
and I will tell it like I will do it when it's appropriate.
I won't do it today. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be listen. I'm not trying to be a cockhole
The chat is flying right now
Before all losing their minds in the chat on this one
Let me say this
Air has been trying to get me arrested for witness intimidation like a bucket bitch I never said anything that should suggest that Aaron should stop talking. I've never done anything to prevent it
right here is Mike Buday from the sword and scale podcast the best true crime podcast ever and
Mike would they give a thousand dollars before the show started as a super tip
Which is the maximum you could give to the super tip system caught that
after that you're worth every penny
For sure
So that was a that was a bombshell a lot of things came out during the show and then it got a little bit annoying
But there were some really good parts during it that I appreciated quite a bit now
I mentioned before on W ATP
That when I was on this little piggy initiated quite a bit. Now, I mentioned before on W ATP that
when I was on this little piggy, Moody showed me a clip of Aaron
eating dog food. Yeah. And I went, well, I was in the
Clippers poll this I can't believe this actually happened
because once you get to that point in your life, where you're
doing humiliating things for money, you're no longer a
broadcaster. You're a little cow.
Like you've declared that. If you're like, if you give me 50 bucks, I'll eat a dog treat.
It's like, okay, then no one will take you seriously ever again. You don't have a show.
You're just Perry Caravello now at this point, which is fine. People make a living being Perry
Caravello, especially Perry Caravello. He chose to eat the dog treat. Somebody had already given him $100.
There was no requirement that he eat the dog treat.
And then he was like, well, I guess I'll eat it.
Yes.
Yeah, because he had to put the treat.
I don't know if that's better or worse.
He had to put the treat in his mouth
and then had the dog come up and eat it.
So that was what the money was for.
Anyway, somebody finally clipped this
and I have to show it to you guys
because have you seen this, Brian?
I have seen it
Yeah, it's crazy. So you know
He got new he got new begging strips today or yesterday and he's been Gordy's been I'm sorry, but I'm gonna rat you out
Oh this dog hates him by the way
He got this dog in the divorce and he wants nothing to do with it
The dog was nothing to do with him Aaron is no Rob Saul No, this dog is what to get out of there so badly. Oh, this is so thorough Joe burrow
Thank you for putting this together so thorough Joe burrow. This is great
He got these new Beggen strips the they're fun size so they're better for him
like they're smaller so he can manage them and
Could you go upstairs by his kennel
and grab his beggin strips so he can have one?
All right, there we go.
You want a treat?
You want a treat, bud?
Here, you want one?
Oh yeah, click and scream, Gordy.
Here we go, oh Gord, get off the keyboard.
Just step on the keyboard and scream, yep.
Off the keyboard, bud.
All right, let's, oh.
Notice how into these treats this dog is.
This dog is so excited right now,
just seeing that bag and him
Wrestling with it a little bit the dogs like come on come on. Let's go. Let's go
Let's go point that out because we're gonna see something a little bit that shows how much he hates Aaron
Here we go Wow all right stumped by a bag look
It's a tiny one. It's better. Oh, do you want it? Can you, oh.
Dude, he's good.
Hold on.
So excited about this treat.
He's fucking up the keyboard.
All right, Gordy, how about this?
How about the audience can super chat for your treats?
Everybody who throws in five bucks or more,
Gordy can have a treat.
He's amazing, he turns everything into giving me money.
Every single thing he does, like, you guys like this dog you want to keep looking at this dog five bucks
Yeah, I will overfeed this dog. Yeah
You want to kill this dog kill this dog right here. Yeah, two hundred bucks
And then we'll eat it I swear to God
Korean barbecue today only day steel-tow
Shit is bed tonight. Well. We can't do that. I
Never said you couldn't can you sit you don't have room to sit or you do good boy. He's fucking tiny
He's got room to go
Go boy. You want to go down. Oh, he wants to run about a half a pound
He wants to run and hide he likes to like go hide somewhere to eat his treats. Oh, he's a shy eater
Yeah, he's gonna go on the sack
Okay, so we'll give Gordy. We'll give a max of four treats. I don't want to overfeed poor Gord Oh 383 Nova Kane with a dollar says five bucks for man. Oh one fuck. I'm not eating dog treats
Really? No, I'm not eating dog treats. Oh Matt. You're too good. You see the light bulb over Aaron's head. Yeah
I bet Johnny crunches only one alright
You might be eat one my stunt boy days are over. I did that
You wouldn't eat one of these for how about for 20. I don't want I'm not eating one. No. I'm not I don't
I just I will you smell one just to see if you might will you smell?
They smell like bacon. They do yeah, I mean they taste like it. I already had bacon tonight
Numero uno Josh Denny fan says what's Matt's price don't have a price. That was some humble brag right there
I've already had bacon tonight. Well, I didn't realize you're a millionaire
Good stuff. I do like Matt's reluctance though. Yeah, because Matt's on his way out, right?
Yes, if not gone altogether at this point
I don't know if he knew it at this time that he was gonna get this
Life-changing thing that happened to him that we don't know what it is, but he could no longer do Aaron show anymore
I don't know if he knew at this point, but he definitely has some dignity
Not a tiny sit next to Aaron on the show where they beg for money
But some dignity or he's just like I'm not gonna eat dog treats for 20 bucks. Come on, man
No, sir, let Gordy eat one out of Matt's mouth. Would you do that?
Would you hold one in your teeth and let Gordy eat it and I want to humiliate you before you leave
I don't want to be humiliated. Okay, so he does know he's on his way out. Yeah
Why is that so bad why is me not wanting to be humiliated a bad thing?
It's not a bad thing. It shows you have dignity.
I'm trying to see how much it will take for to strike you like you're disappointed in that dignity
Yeah, so you have a choice to make maintain your dignity or make me happy. I would rather make I call that I call that marriage
make me happy. I would rather make I call that I call that marriage. But that that that people are really trying to get there's offers here 250 for you to eat it Aaron. Pants maestro
says I've got 250 burning a hole in my pocket 175 for you to let Gordy eat it out of your
mouth. Oh I would let my dog eat a treat out of my mouth. Are you fucking kidding 170 show me the 175?
Well, you mean I hold it in my teeth and my dog eats it Wow. He's got a phone
I was already start doing the calculations. He's like already counting on this 175. He spent it. Yeah that puts us
200 bucks from the goal. This is great. It's good news. I
Want to point out I wish Lucy was here. I don't know what she went. I want to point out, I wish Lucy was here. I don't know what she want. I want to point out that Patrick Melton said, I'll reimburse you if you can
get Aaron to eat a stick of butter for a hundred bucks. He said, anyone in the
chat, if you can get him to do that, I'll reimburse you the hundred bucks. And that
got back to Aaron. Aaron's like, I'm not doing that. Of course not. That's where he draws the line.
That's where I draw the line. You know, people food? Would he crazy? Elite cum, but not butter. Yeah, that's right. Butter's the line, you know people do any crazy elite come but
Butter the best thing you can put in your mouth compared to what we know shit
But anyway, the Lucy did eat a stick of butter
Can love my dog dude, of course I would do that
make with the 175 before the end of the show.
I will do that.
I mean, fuck, I would have just done that
if you would have asked.
We know.
Get my dog a little treat.
Good boy.
Like Mark Wahlberg did in Shooter, remember that?
No.
Have you ever seen Shooter?
No.
It's only like one of the coolest movies.
So yeah, make with the 175 fucking I'm in dude for sure
Copyrighted music is just do it $1 pants maestro says on camera fuck camera, dude
Pretty sure you made that obvious
Is that like a weird thing to do? Oh my god
Is that a weird thing to do putting a dog food in your mouth? Yes
He's right from I don't know what your elderly and poor
Yeah, your dementia that maybe it's fine, but that's. So look at how excited he gets to see this money come in
This makes him so happy. Is that like a weird thing to do? Oh my god
pants maestro
With two hundo
Goddamn Wow
So that's 160 that knocks out this morning. Doesn't it? I'm going to be
on till 10 o'clock tonight. Aren't you? Are all right. Come here. Guys. Check the bar.
Can you guys Matt's going to check out? No, let me do the Gordy thing first. Okay. Then
you can check the door pants maestro. I'm going to do this for you. First of all, let's
put that up there. 200 bucks from pants. Maestro says feed Gordy toe don't make me regret this so I put the treat in
my teeth and Gordy takes the treat here we go someone's late to the show here see I don't
understand this why is this like a big deal for people you love your dog you let him eat
a fucking treat out of your teeth all right because you get the taste of the dog food
in your mouth and it's humiliating what do do you mean? Why do you not know what the big deal is? Does he really not know?
Yeah, and also the dog's mouth. Yeah, I mean all of this is crazy
Dogs licking his balls and shit. He'd licking his ass and licking Rob Sal's balls. You don't know
But you get the angle right there it is whining about
Here Gordy treat buddy look at the pants my all the sudden the dog was nothing to do with this tree
Is that crazy
In your mouth
That's my buddy Wow. It's not that bad, good. You want to fucking do it? This is so embarrassing. There he goes, there he goes. Ah.
There you go.
Oh.
That's my buddy.
Oh.
That's a good boy.
Okay.
There's a good.
And you know what?
Since Pants Maestro threw $200 at us, let me just try one of...
Oh my god.
He just took a bite.
He will do anything for money right here. And Lucy's point earlier didn't need to do this
That's crazy. This was his gratuity towards well, what's the guy's name? They just donate 200 bucks
Well, yeah, whatever. It's true. Thank you
No, I mean he's making it clear that guys I am for sale. I will do things and
Moody is here in the chat and
It's wild he threw it in eating the treat as a freebie right and it's even crazier that he swallowed it
Yeah, we're about to get there. This is this is nuts. What he's doing fucking terrible
He's chewing it he's gagging he's gonna thank you pants maestro I know that was part of the deal but I felt guilty
he just pulled up from the internet says people should not be eating begging strips fact check it
it's part of the deal but I felt guilty
are you dumb
they're safe to feed dogs but not to me
christinogenic dogs
jeez what an idiot
stupid are dumb
I felt guilty that I just gave the dog a treat that I would just do Oh, you're not a terrible shit taste. Oh my god. Oh
Fuck was that awful and you see the tiny little nibble I took on huh? Oh
Yeah, what you think was gonna happen good question can't tell you this the aftertaste is not bad
What's gonna happen? Good question. Can I tell you this the aftertaste is not bad
Alright, thank you very much. So thorough Joe Burrell for putting that together nice little added a package for us
Is that like? Wacky morning show stuff that he's trying to emulate. Do you believe yeah, it could be to get back on the radio again
He's trying to show that he's willing to go the extra mile to be interesting
because he is talking this week, we were playing it again on this little piggy.
He is talking about this potential job with the radio station.
They're, they're waiting on him like, ah, whenever you're ready, we got a job for
you, which sounds crazy to me, but he really does think he's going to get back
on radio.
Melton was talking about this proposal he saw where he was offering Leighton Media, if they give him $3,000 a month, he'll do a morning show from 8 to 10. But then he gets to sell
five ad spots, a show and keep that money. But they get to also Get that advertiser to buy other shows. It's so convoluted and crazy
And I can't believe like he's so concerned about getting
$3,000 a month as is like that's you know $36,000 a year. It's like a morning radio post
He's better off just begging like would he can get a podcast and you'll see and it'll be simulcast
So that's part of the deal. So he'll do 8 to 11 on this radio station
But it'll also be on YouTube and rumble and kick all right that that was what he was
Hoping for for some reason which is so in his mind. It's the 36 K in addition to what he can eat. Yes
Okay, yes, which you know that he can reduce the goal to be great
You know, I don't know the bag as much. Mm-hmm. We haven't seen much of that
Bagging strips go there and it
It's crazy. That's what he should call the show now
We always said when April left like rebrand steel toe and people think the joke it's not doing really well
Begging strips with Aaron is a great idea. Well, I'll give that one to him for free.
I said this yesterday.
I'll say it again.
Aaron came after me pretty hard saying that I'm a phony and everyone see I'm a worm,
he called me.
And he said that I just started goofing on him because it was good for business and I
was going out of business and I needed to do that to keep the show going and all this
crazy shit.
So I'll say it again on here,
I wanna challenge Aaron to a one-on-one debate about this
because he's lying all the time.
He's lying to his audience.
I don't think he has the balls to actually talk to me
when I can challenge him on these things that he says.
Like when he had the Aussie guy,
when Dean was talking to him, that fucked him up.
He didn't have answers for that.
That's what I immediately thought of when you mentioned that idea. Yeah. He didn't have answers for that. That's what I immediately thought of when you
Yeah, that idea. Yeah, he didn't answer he hated that and then and then went right and then when
He was just like listen man, if I knew this was gonna be an interview about me in the show
We could have set that up and dean's like yeah, okay, let's set it up. He's like well, no
I'm not going to sound like the way you approach this whole thing is like, okay now you got excuses for it
So I don't think he'll go through with it.
My day with Suthering John last year was great.
People loved it.
So it's not really my strong suit to debate someone one on one.
It's not what I do.
But I think with Aaron, I think it'd be fun.
So throwing it out there is a challenge.
I might text him, see what he thinks about it.
It's interesting.
He's like with every indignity that he's faced from the wife swapping and the begging and everything
That he still found a way to bottom out by eating dog food for people
Yeah, is that incredible like his lack of dignity then knows no bounds
Right. It's getting worse and worse. Yeah, that's just the tip of the iceberg. I think yeah, so we'll keep an eye on it for sure
It's fun to watch
definitely
Anything else Brian before we move on from steel to anything that you've been picking up on I know you watch this stuff pretty closely
I do I watch melting a lot though the other day. I was disappointed after this little piggy
I was like all right. I'm gonna get a double dose of movie today, but then he went on to
Royce and some other fats. So, okay. I was
dejected. I was dejected last night. But that was it. That was a very good this little piggy.
I mean, it was long and it was hard hitting. I had to tap out on that one. I just saw the
note from Lucy. I should have seen this sooner. Her camera just died. That's why she
She left. Oh, that's too bad. Well, we don't want Lucy out here for cameras not working. What's the point?
The point of that that'd be crazy
All right
Let's yeah Moody says
Yeah, there was nothing more you could say about Aaron yesterday. We needed to break
Yeah, that was that was a lot to about Aaron yesterday. We needed to break.
Yeah, that was that was a lot to take in.
Nick was a lot more forthcoming than I thought he was going to be on there.
I figured he just like, ah, no comment, no comment.
But he was answering all the questions.
He was mixing it up.
It's fun.
All right.
Yeah, he's been doing a little like I noticed on YouTube, he's doing like cooking with Nick
and he's like talking to people and usually cursing them out or or being argumentative
with them yes yes so I just I am looking forward to the day that all of his legal
issues are behind him and Nick and maybe April can come on and give their side of
the story because Nick was even saying on the show,
he's like, April has got some stories.
She knows what really went down.
She knows all the stuff behind the scenes at Aaron's house.
And of course all the stuff over at Nick's house
that Nick wouldn't know.
Nick wouldn't know the stuff
when those two are just together.
So anyway.
That all sounds spicy and amazing,
but I just want to hear about a normal day with Aaron.
Yeah, I know. It's gonna be like fucking fascinating. That's interesting too. Anyway, that also is spicy and amazing, but I just want to hear about a normal day with Aaron. Yeah
I don't be like fucking fascinating. That's interesting, too. Yeah, what is that guy like to live with?
It's interesting that April's the only one who's not compelled to go online and talk about it
Like she's had offers of money to come on shows and talk about it and she doesn't do it
Like she's just waiting until this shit irons itself out everything smoothed out and then maybe she'll come in and start talking about shit.
She might have some PTSD too, Brian.
The internet really scared her off.
Yeah.
I mean, there was a lot that happened
where she quit steal,
she's like, I can't be on camera anymore, this is brutal.
And she made that pretty clear.
So she might just be like,
I'm free, I'm gone, I don't have to do this anymore.
Yeah, she might just enter into the fetal position
as soon as a webcam turns on around, and she's like, ah, I'm on the I'm gone. I don't have to do this. She might just enter into the fetal position as soon as a webcam turns on around.
She's like, ah, I'm on the internet. Fuck this.
She hasn't been having fun with her Twitter though lately.
I noticed that. Yeah, I follow her on Twitter.
There was one day where I'm like, there's no way this isn't Nick.
But then he said yesterday, he claimed yesterday that it's not him, it's April.
I believe it's not him.
I don't believe it's definitely April. It's so weird what she's writing out there.
It's bizarre stuff. So she's great. All right, I gotta give you guys an update on Zoomock on us.
I want to start off with Wednesday. Now, Wednesday show, we actually did,
the first part of it we reviewed on WATP this past week,
I was on top of it pretty quick
because I wanted to see what John's reaction
to the election was going to be.
And later on in the show,
because the original part was with Brian Karam.
Yeah.
And so it was just like the political thing.
Later on in the show on wednesday
Vince the lawyer joins him
And they have an interesting
conversation about things because john was over at his oh lucy is
Lucy you're figuring out your camera. Yeah, it broke a lot. I'm very broken
I know I had so many things to say about aaron. I'm so upset
timing I'm very broken. I know I had so many things to say about Aaron. I'm so upset that timing
Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Why are you not watching my butter eating instead of watching him eat dog food? Come on
But I promoted it I'd rather not make fun of you especially when you're on the show
Type of that later Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna get going I wanted to say thank you so much for having me
Sorry to come back in and interrupt and sorry I disappeared randomly once over with Kaylee on YouTube go subscribe hit notifications
Yeah, watch me butter on patreon also once over with Kaylee alright. Bye guys. Bye
That is the great Lucy Titebox, everyone.
Totally sabotaging the show today.
So John was watching the election coverage on Tuesday night.
He went to his brother-in-law's house, who's like three hours away from where he lives.
This is what he's claiming.
And then they went over to his brother-in-law's buddy's house.
And so John was watching the election with them. Now, the problem here is that these guys are watching Fox News. So you can understand what that means. They might not be on the same side
as John as they're watching this election coverage. And it wasn't going the way John wanted it to.
So apparently he was getting pretty fired up about that
And there's you would have fucking fence. I was sandwiched between two
Financial guys and and watching the election results. I
literally
Almost stood up and punched my brother-in-law in the fucking face. So that's where you were
Yeah, and I I was so fucking pissed
I thought he was saying something about me it wasn't he was saying something
about about about the election what is that I can't remember I was in the
bathroom and I came out and I thought he was saying something about me and I and
I went up to him with every intention of fucking punching him at your brother-in-law's
house no it wasn't at his your brother-in-law's house?
No, it wasn't at his house. It was at his friend's house.
What a great house guest you are.
So this is why I'm fascinated by this.
I love a peek into the real stuttering John Melendez.
Not performative John.
Not this is what I want people to goof on John.
This is him being honest with something that actually happened. He's
wasted. He doesn't remember what was said. Allegedly. He's all upset because what's going
on with the election, he gets out of the bathroom and he's ready to punch his brother-in-law
who's his best friend. He talks about his brother-in-law glowingly all the time. Brother-in-law
does a lot of stuff for him. What did he hear that set him off
loser retard
This is my guess and I have no idea just speculating basic what I just heard from John is that he was talking shit about
John and what an idiot he is
Jack is like you talk about music. No, no, no, we were just talking about the guy on the TV
Because they probably were looking at you like is this guy guy for fucking real does he know anything about politics?
They're probably goofed on it. We went up to use the bathroom
Drake all my booze
Isn't it weird like liberals when they're when it's not swinging their way
Their first reaction is like I'm gonna punch somebody violence. I want to hit somebody
I want to I want to shoot somebody like the number of videos I've seen over the last couple days like since the election It's wild man. Yeah, violence. I want to hit somebody. I want to shoot somebody. Like the number of videos I've seen over the last couple of days,
like since the election, it's wild, man.
Yeah.
That's a good point.
It's like if Kamala loses or the Dodgers win,
either way, they're reacting the same way.
We're flipping cars over.
Seems odd to me.
Okay, so John owes Vince the lawyer money.
As we all know, there was a 12.5 million dollar lawsuit
That was settled out of court and the settlement although no one has disclosed the figures
What we know is that John is paying Vince in installments
He has a payment plan and we believe that also Vince is making a percentage of super chat money
That's coming in on the YouTube channel
that also Vince is making a percentage of Super Chat money that's coming in on the YouTube channel.
So again, and if anyone wants to tell me I'm wrong on this,
I'm all ears, this is real John,
because John really owes money to Vince,
and John really doesn't wanna pay Vince
the money that he owes him,
and he thinks he can get out of it.
I believe this is the real John
trying to weasel his way out of this.
So is it true that you the
shit-wear and lady Kate were saying that you don't have any money and and all this and you called your bank account one of
Your many bank accounts and you had over two million dollars in the bank
Well, maybe but again, I don't I didn't like the bit but it was just annoying because I
Think I did it twice one time where they said I didn't make like a hundred and twenty thousand in a month one month from
The YouTube channels we own and then I think the other time. Yeah, so what's the issue though?
Well since you have all this money, oh, yeah now what's the issue I get it so Vince so you have all this money
So why do I really have to make my next payment? Yeah?
Yeah, shake me down if you're a multi-millionaire
I mean fucking hell man can we just be friends and call it a day John you have to
That's why the obligation you don't have to accept the money if you don't want
You can easily send it back to me after I send it
want to be. You can easily send it back to me after I send it.
Actions have consequences. You know that. And by the way, john, you beat me if you think about how much I had to spend.
When it nets out, you beat me by as much as you want. When you
did what you did, you had a goal in mind to harm me. It harmed
me financially.
But that was your own doing.
Okay, this is nuts right here. So John's
mentality is that you have more money than me. So why would I give you money?
It's like, why doesn't Nike just give me Air Jordans? They have so much money.
They can't just give me a pair of sneakers. What's their problem?
Yeah, I use that with my bank with my mortgage. It didn't work.
It doesn't work that way. Yeah. I believe it was Bill Gates on the Simpsons
who said I didn't get rich by writing checks. It's like, no, no, no, you owe me money and
I'm going to give you money. Now what's John trying to turn this into now he's blaming
Vince. Like you forced me to do this at the end. What John did is he reported Vince to
the New York State Bar Association. And the reason why he did that is because Vince took some photos of his house or something and pretended he was at John's house. And
John got very upset. He thought Vince was breaking into his house. This is when he
was in California, his house in Florida, and he thought Vince was breaking into his house.
So then he reported him to try to get him disbarred. But if everyone believes that Vince,
the lawyer is actually a lawyer, and he's a practicing law then this would ruin his life and
remember, this is what John does someone plays a prank on him and
He wants your life ruined in return and in John's mind. That was the right thing to do
He's like Vince. I had no other choice. Of course. I'm gonna try to ruin your life. I don't know why you're suing me
This is crazy. Why would I give you money now and it gets even worse than that? We've heard this one before
The point being events is you started not me take some accountability actions. Yeah actions do have
reactions study Newton's third law of motion you and the one who started and I just fucking responded
He started it. So therefore John can try to ruin his life
I mean that Vince did something mean to him first so therefore jockity whatever the fuck he wants your honor
I cite the first blood amendment right yes
He is like I have to hand it to him. He is quite adept at placing ours where they don't belong like more
Where's law like it's crazy
So
John is like pleading with vince not to take and john is so poor and what I loved about this episode
And I was watching it with jen and I was like, oh my god, this is all finally coming out how poor he is
He always pretends he's got tons of money. Yeah, always. That's one consistent thing that John does.
Sure, he pretended that was his boat for a second.
Correct. We're gonna get into that.
Yay!
Oh, for sure. We're gonna get into all of that.
That is nuts. This boat saga this week is, like I said before,
he's gone full Zubach with this. It's crazy.
But now John is pleading with Vince not to take his money.
I believe if you're a multimillionaire, why are you
shaking down somebody?
It's not a shakedown, John, we have an agreement. It could have
been a lot worse.
Yeah, but you could waive it.
What a child.
What a child. Dude, we have an agreement. It's written that we
have this agreement. You owe me this money. It's like, yeah, but
you don't have to take my money if you don't want to. It's like,
I want to.
Guess what, John? I want to take your money. You owe me money. Give me my money if you don't want to it's like I want to Guess what Chad I want to take your body you owe me money. Give me my money
This is the guy says fuck you pay me all the time Senator John and now when he has to pay he's like Oh, come on. Can we work can we just be buddies instead be friends?
Just he's mad about it
He's angry about it. He's oh for sure sure he's a poor guy who doesn't have a
lot of money and now he has to give money to Vince he feels like remember
millionaire yeah remember when this lawsuit was happening John was so scared
he was freaking the fuck out about this lawsuit anyone put 12.5 in chats he
pretended he didn't know what that meant. Yeah. He was freaking out. Once they settled this, he was on cloud nine. I don't know if you guys
remember this, but once they settled the lawsuit, he, oh, all the stress was gone. I don't know
anyone money. This is great. And now he doesn't want to pay the money that he was all excited
about. He only have to pay this much money. He was bragging about how little money had to pay
Vince. And now we can't even afford that and he won't
pay him in installments right as a payment plan yeah that they explained as a six month payment
plan and he hasn't paid one yet it was it was supposed to be october it didn't back to upper
now he's got november he hasn't paid november he's trying to weasel his way out of it And so he has an excuse on why he can't pay him which again
Proves that john is poor which we all knew which i'm not saying is like wow. Can you believe it?
It's just amazing that john's finally admitting that
Yeah, this is why I have to this is why i'm gonna tell you why
I gotta file my tax returns and I owe my account a thousand
So and and if I don't pay him, he's not gonna do my tax and I gotta do my taxes
So, you know, it's how you get me that you're gonna get me every month with a sob story
No, not every month, but just like just the first two that you were obligated to do something
Just look Vince just wait the November and then I'll start paying in December. Come on, man
If you want, maybe we'll push it back if you want
December please maybe look I got to talk to Brittany too. We have to amend the documents
We can't just make changes to an agreement and not have it amended
Did you change your documents when they didn't pay in October?
No, I mean we have to still do that
You're right, this is real John this. This is real, John. Yeah.
Which is weird because if this is real, why would you bring this up on a show?
It's so embarrassing because that's real, John. He doesn't know that he's so
desperate. He can't, he doesn't have the money. Can't pay this money.
And so maybe he's trying to like put Vince on the spot so that we all see
because, okay, actually that does answer the question
because I'm gonna show you in a little bit
that John changes this conversation two days later.
You just heard Vince say,
maybe we can back it up and start payments in December.
Oh.
And John changes that to,
oh, I don't have to pay November anymore.
When a child hears maybe from one of the parents.
But it's more than that though. Vince is saying, I'll play it again, Vince is saying we'll change the
schedule. It's supposed to be October, let's say it's six months. That's what they keep
saying. Sure. So October through, what would it be? March would be six months. So Vince
is saying, all right, we can move it so that it's December through May. And John's thinking,
oh, if I start in December, it's still just a March. Yeah. In John's mind he's getting away with two months not having to pay, where Vince is saying
just the op-stop.
Let me see if I can pick up on this again.
Get me, you're gonna get me every month with a sob story.
No, not every month, but just like, you know.
Just the first two that you were obligated to do something.
Just look, Vince, just waive the November and then I'll start paying in December, come
on. Wave November, that's the question and then I'll start paying in December.
Wave November.
That's the question.
That's the request.
Amen.
If you want, maybe we'll push it back if you want.
Push it back.
So very different.
Yeah, very different.
Than what John is asking for.
But John doesn't understand how any of this works.
And here's another thing that John admits, I think for the first time ever, because even
when I had a private conversation on the phone with
John, he brags about how good he is with investments and stocks
and stock portfolio. And that's why he's so rich because he
invests his money. He's still good at that kind of stuff. I
mean, right. You've heard this many times.
Yeah, he just said that his stocks went through the roof
when Trump won.
Right? Correct. What he said. That's what he said earlier in
this episode. Now that I think about it,
that's one of the first things he said in this episode. And now the truth comes out.
Would you sell stock?
Well, if I, yeah, I've had to do that to pay a legal settlement that I had to do.
Yeah. I can't. Here's the issue. And I know you're going to laugh at me.
Vince, I bought Disney at a hundred and seventy six a share
It's down to ninety eight
Yeah, I'm taking a bath. So I don't want to sell at a loss
Would you?
What depends John it doesn't matter. It's already there. I've only owned Nvidia, which have we've owned for a long long time and
It's pretty much it and and i bought ford which is down immensely
ford what the fuck didn't we were buying buggy whips
i've never heard john talk about making bad decisions in investments before and now all of
a sudden he owes money to this guy and he's talking he was just like dude i can't even afford it even
if i sold my stock all my investments down and I don't have any money in
there. Oh, shucks. Well, also if he sells that Disney stock at a loss, surely he can write it off
against one of his other stocks that's made tons of rights. Yes. Good point. Bryce. He bright actually
understands how this stuff works. Also in Vince's response is right about that. John's trying to
play this game where it's like, well, I can't sell it because I bought it for this amount. It's like,
yeah, well it could be half of what it is now in five years
So yeah, it is what it is
If you need money and you have money sell it get the money and pay the person you owe money
It's still money at this point, right? Yes. It is. It is you own what it's worth
So it doesn't matter what you bought it for. It's not a game. Yeah, you owe money to Vince and he wants his money
So this is
crazy. Again, real John came out on this episode, because how
many times does he call, you know, he goes, Carl, just do it.
And he does that affect. And everyone goes, you're calling
Carl gay. And he goes, no, no, no, no, not calling him gay. I'm
just saying that's how he says that it has nothing to do with
gay. It's just saying that's how he says, just do it. Sure. He
said this many, many times. Well Well it finally comes out. He's calling me gay. Oh
Everybody ladies and gentlemen the Duke had an espresso martini last night. Just do it
The Duke had an espresso martini last night just do it
Because remember when Kate Meany's boyfriend had an espresso martini. He called him a fag. Those are John's words not mine
He said the guy was a fag so he thinks he equates espresso martinis with being gay
And he just said I had an espresso martini just do it
Therefore Carl is gay. I'm like how pleased he is with himself. I know, he's so stupid.
Hey, guess what?
I had that thing that I called gay.
Cool.
And then Honest John, because now he's talking to a guy he owes money to,
tells another truth.
Yeah, and these guys got me, Vince.
I didn't buy a boat.
I was on my friends boat.
You're such an asshole. So you lied to me about that too. Yeah, I was just fucking around
You know, I mean, I can't afford a boat
I mean, you know what was fooled
He's being real though. Like I mean he is the type that would be like hey, here's my boat and then
You know, I sold it or I got you guys, you know, you're the idiots for believing it.
No, I know. Right. Cause there's no, nothing in it for him here.
He just literally can't pay back Vince and he's looking for Vince to have some
sympathy and go, yeah, I get it, man. I got tons of money.
I don't need your 2000 bucks or whatever it is. And Vince, you know,
to his credit is not budging on this because it is the better bit to watch him squirm. But it's crazy that John was on
this boat bragging about it, giving us the tour of the boat. Everyone thought it was
not his boat. He didn't fool anyone. And then he comes out and he goes, Hi, no, I didn't
even buy a boat. Gotcha. Yeah, good. He really got us. Good one. And that's
gonna come back around on Friday show that we're gonna
see in just a minute. But this is another thing that was crazy
in this episode. I'm telling you, this was the most
compelling segment of John Cho in many months because he's
telling all of these truths and he's never once admitted that
he's made bad investments and then we find out why he buys the stocks that he buys,
where he gets the information from.
Well, I don't know if this is defamation,
but I signed up for that Motley Fool thing,
and like, seven out of the eight picks bombed.
It was 1994, Motley Fool?
No, it was like two years ago,
and the only one that did well is the Luke and coffee one.
Every other one, bomb.
What else did they recommend?
Like, I mean, all these shitty like skills.
Yeah, right.
SKILZ.
Yeah, I know the company.
Yeah, and every fucking thing tanked.
So John subscribed to the Motley Fool.
He fell for this investment advice package, purchased this thing.
So now if that had all made money, he'd be like, yeah, I know how to pick stocks.
I'm smarter than all you guys.
I understand how this all works.
I understand the market.
That's why I made these picks.
But then when he loses money, I took the advice of this online thing that tricked me into
it, the motley fool
He doesn't want it to fame them though. I was gonna say any company. He mentions is defamation to the Tim
You're a customer. I don't want to work it up
I just want to point out how bad this is because he said that two years ago
He bought all these stocks
So if I just zoom into two years ago, this is how much the Dallas
up so much.
The market is, um, it's up huge from where it was two years ago.
It's up 10,000 points and John somehow bought stock that all
lost money.
Pretty incredible.
Gotta love it.
Um, so then Thursday show pretty non eventful, you know, he started off the show on Wednesday
Talking about all right Trump won you guys made a bad decision even the people who voted for Trump
It's gonna go bad for you. You don't realize it, but then he starts watching MSNBC
And so now he's got a new narrative.
But let's face it, folks. It wasn't four years ago. The
election was rigged. It was this time.
So that's what happens when you watch MSNBC. It's like, oh,
people actually liked Kamala Harris. She was very popular.
But the election was rigged. Oh, people actually liked Kamala Harris. She was very popular, but the election was rigged. Oh
Okay, this the smugness. Yeah, I know it comes along with like oh guess what fucking idiots. Yeah
Here's the way he watched Rachel Maddow. He watches Rachel Maddow who says the thing is just like I know more than you know
The most slanted news channel there is yeah, okay sure
Actually, you know what what I didn't want to
play a lot from this episode because we're not a lot going on but you know
when he gets situated when he first starts his show yeah he's got nothing
prepared or ready I sped it up it's kind of fun to watch in fast motion him
getting situated and now it's in members and I got rid of I was able to get rid
of some of these losers
So yeah, I have that cup too, but I won't play it. He starts off. He's chugging Gatorade. He's not centered
You know, he's got the green screen off to the side and he just starts blocking people
That's the first thing he does on the show. I knew when he's typing L or anything about Trump. He's just blocking them and
remember
He was supposed to start a job on Wednesday a nine-to-five job
There was paid six figures with
all the lies going on.
You forget about that was another lie that he had.
He's just, I'm going away soon.
Oh, Shuley's going to be upset.
I'm going away soon.
He's not going to know what to do.
And nothing has changed.
He's just still doing his show every single day.
And so he starts off by blocking and then watch this. That's
Pouring something just stroke arm up How could you be that unprepared
There's a there's a box next to a he's like kicking into
Green screens put that there
That's the name of this cat box
All right, so let's fast
forward to Friday because Friday John comes on his show
and there's a theory going on and I might subscribe to it.
John's house of course is in his mom's name. He sold his
house for $10 to Osa. It was already in her name to begin
with but then he actually sold it. We've seen the
documentation of this.
Did she ever receive the $10?
That's a good question. I'm good for it, mom. I just got to
pay back.
Can't you just wave it?
We're friends. So there is a theory that because the house is
in Osa's name and she owns it, that she's also paying bills,
and she's controlling that she's also paying bills and she's
controlling the thermostat. Oh now I've heard about this before forget who was
talking about this but like with Airbnb's oh I think was Rocco was
talking about I said it's Airbnb and it was in Georgia and so he was setting the
thermostat down to 72 or 70 and then it would go back up to 80 or 78. And he's just like, what the fuck? So he finally reached out to the owner like, oh, yeah, you can't mess with the thermostat. It's a nice to 50 bucks for every degree lower you want it. It's like, what? It's crazy. It is expensive. I could tell you, even when I'm not at my house in Florida, the bills are high to, you know, keep it whatever relatively cool. And so I don't know that john has control over his own
thermostat because this sounds crazy um this is amazing i'm still sweaty i had the temperature on
it 80 because i don't know i guess i get cold at night i don't know why I had the temperature on an 80 because I don't know. I think I get cold at night.
I don't know why.
Huh?
My parents keep their thermostat at 75 because they're 80.
But I do.
And then when I got home from the gym, got out of the shower,
I was sweating like a goddamn pig. Yeah. It's a sauna. So, uh,
um, uh, so anyway, I mean, it's,
I'm fucking hot as fuck in here, you know?
So bear with me for a second.
Him then turn it down
Yeah, why wouldn't you turn it anymore right? You're not cold. It's not night. Yeah, it's it's uncomfortable
80 degrees in a house is crazy that is so uncomfortable
What is he doing and wouldn't he be hotter just after the gym when he walked in as opposed to after the shower
He always sweats when he gets out of the shower
It's so weird
I don't know what that is. Maybe Dr. Steve knows what that is
It's crazy. So greasy and gross
Troy Smith says he looks like the Nixon mask can point break
That's funny, it's a good observation
alright, so now
We're gonna bring clay dabler and it's it's clay day
on Fridays and clay dabbler comes in to discuss the the boat
work that John did. We pretended he had a boat. They admitted
he didn't have a boat and that was some gag. So the best
clay is this whole does John have a boat?
I don't know. Oh yeah. That's hilarious. It's funny. And it's funny how you're,
you're two off the cuff works in one week were better than Shulie's two
months load of bollocks that he did with Cumbia that nobody give a fuck about.
I got to pause it right there.
What clay is referring to here is John saying he was starting a job,
nine to five, six figures, it will be off the internet, and John saying he bought a boat.
No one believed either of those things. No one did. You can look at Dabler's Anonymous,
you can go back and watch Uncle Rico, you can watch my appearance on Uncle Rico, you can watch
WHTP. No one was buying any of this. We all just said, yeah, okay, whatever, John, you're lying.
And Clay comes in and goes, those were good works were good works. Now, the reason why the Anthony
Kumia work was better is because all of a sudden John was calling Anthony a hero and talking about
how him and Anthony are good. And he stopped making fun of Anthony when Missy B got brought
up by Rob Saul. He's called her all these names. He wouldn't say anything because he thought that
he was friends with Anthony. So we got to change his behavior Based on him thinking that Anthony was in his corner. That's why that was better than John lying and none of us believing it
This is again full zoom mock. It's like when Chad was like a buying a gun and I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do that one. Well, I went no you're not you guys know I know I
Would buy a house in Carol's neighborhood. They're not now I know
Cool good stuff. I got punched by a guy says Cooley country bait and nina
Yeah, the thing with with the Anthony and surely thing is it worked, right?
Yeah, it got John to think like you said nobody believed the the nine to five and nobody believed the boat
Not for a second and even like when you when like what is the payoff like I can't really afford a boat
What are you crazy? Yeah, no, that's actually worse for the person doing the work
It's crazy
It's retarded. But here's the fun. Yeah, that's that's a work John. Oh
And another thing I gotta congratulate you. Oh, is that your sign you made for me?
specialty
okay, so John now is holding up a stop sign and
when I tell you if your
Kindergartener did this at school you'd have to consider special needs education. Yes
This is so bad and
John holds this up. He's all proud, but he's got this new sign when Clay's talking too much to get him to stop.
Basically, it's a octalgan plate, right,
with a stop in white tape.
Scotch tape, yes.
Yeah, okay.
Meep, meep.
But the funniest thing is, pink.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I don't know.
I like your effort, Joel, I like your efforts.
He's busy with this, you know, like he's like thinking, I told you John couldn't afford
a boat.
Now, Clay, I mean, let me just say, first of all, I can't afford a boat.
And who's to say I don't have a boat but to watch Pinky go crazy and think all I had to do was happy. I'm here. I'm hearing myself back
Okay, so now John
Vince isn't there. Yep. So now we can be like I can't afford a bow. That's the difference
Oh, you can afford a boat. Can you afford to pay me the money that you owe me? Right? It's a child. Yeah
It gets worse too. But this is John talking about the house and why it's in his mom's name,
explaining that. And I bought my house. Now why is it in my mother's name? That's very simple.
Because my credit sucks. I don't know why he has to take his pills during his show, but that's become a thing again.
We're always taking his medication during the show.
And so obnoxious.
And perfect.
So I use my mother's credit to get cheaper rates.
That's all it is.
And I mean, I bought it from my house some of my mother's
It's nothing to do to stop like nefarious little little lawyers
Trying to take shit
Yeah, well that too
That too. I mean, I always do that
It's so annoying. He just keeps shoving more and more pills in his mouth
Yeah without taking a drink without washing anything down I just holds them in his mouth
Okay, so he says I I own the house we put it in my mom's name because she has good credit
And when I wanted a cheaper rate and
People are saying that's mortgage fraud so I look this up
There's a version of mortgage fraud known as straw buying
It's using a person with good credit to secure a mortgage for someone
who doesn't meet the minimum requirements.
The following characteristics can signal
the use of straw buyers, according to Fannie Mae.
An entity other than the borrower
makes the mortgage payments.
So if his mom's making the payments,
or if he's making the payments,
that would be mortgage fraud.
And then also, the buyer doesn't intend to occupy the home.
So that's very interesting because she does not occupy the home.
It's her name, it's her house with her credit score and he lives there.
So if he's making the payments, that's fraud.
And if she's not living there, that's fraud.
That's two different things that show that that's mortgage fraud.
And later on, he calls up Vince during this segment and talks to Vince about it on the phone.
And even Vince is like, yeah, I'm not sure about that.
Hey, Vince. Are you there?
Yeah. I only called you because this idiot, Pinky Brennan, is somehow thinking that you can't put,
like I can't use my mom's credit to buy a house.
It all depends on the documents,
what you disclose to them, what the bank required.
Now if the bank required both you and your mom
to live there, then that's a different situation.
Yes, but all my mom has to be here is once every year for one week.
Says who?
Says, you know, that's the agreement.
Like, that's how it works.
So so she she's the lead in the mortgage.
But but you know, it's my money that bought the house.
So John made that up.
She has to be here one week a year.
According to who. According to
who? According to what? What do you mean? That's a timeshare. That's not ownership of a house.
What are you talking about? Yeah, well, either way, John, as long as the bank was aware
and your mom's aware and she's not breaking any of the terms, you should be okay. Yeah, I know. No,
but I'm saying Pinky doesn't even understand that it's possible to do it that way
And again, can you just relay the message?
He said he's gonna sue me for defamation because I called him an Irish drunk gambler
I had no idea if he was Irish or not, so I apologize
Okay, so you just heard Vince say Kevin Brennan's gonna sue me for calling him an Irish drunk gambler
And the joke is I didn't know he was Irish. Now will John get the joke?
Probably not. Definitely not. He's a fucking moron.
Well, it doesn't matter. I think Brennan is an Irish name and,
and I repeated it. Yes.
Even Clay Dabler doesn't fucking sit there and be like, John, that was a joke.
You idiot. How are you not picking up on this?
Vince is so much smarter than John. He's treating him like he treats high-pitch Eric John's a whack packer
he's nothing more than a whack packer and John agrees with everything that Vince just said on
the phone then why did you call Vince oh just to say this guy's being a jerk to me well no he
wanted Vince to be like yeah of course that's the rules. Of course you could do that.
And Vince was like, I don't know.
Is that the agreement you guys had?
I'm not sure.
What do you mean a week?
Who said that?
Right.
Can you imagine if that's what the mortgage agreement was?
I will live in this house one week a year.
It's bizarre.
I think he's a drunk Irish gambler as well.
Yeah, angry drunk Irish gambler.
I apologize. I'll talk to you later.
Bye.
Fuck you Vince.
Okay. So that's bizarre because people have been saying that it's mortgage fraud. I'm starting to believe that it's mortgage fraud.
And John is just claiming this on the internet. It's amazing how many laws John breaks and then declares them to everyone on the internet.
It's weird to me. But he has workarounds like the internet. It's weird to me
See how his workarounds like the week. She only has to be there for a week Yeah, as long as she's there for a week, and I think I don't think she's ever been there
If the house is that it
Mama Mwanda has ever set foot in that house. She's gonna be so upset
John turn the thermostat down to 72
That house is so disgusting. It's not even clean in the place he sits to do his podcast.
He's stepping on shit.
We know what happened when his friends came over for the hurricane.
They pulled out a bucket and a mop for that wet ass pussy.
It's ridiculous.
I've never once had someone go to my house and feel compelled to mop.
That's insane.
All right.
Now, John's talking directly to Kevin Brennan. and feel compelled to mop. That's insane. All right.
Now, John's talking directly to Kevin Brennan. This whole thing. And I watch Kevin's rebuttal to this.
It's so childish.
What's going on?
Even more so than my rebuttal to Aaron Nibbold yesterday.
I have this little piggy.
It's so childish.
What's going on between these two?
John's going, I have more money than you.
I can afford a boat.
Kevin's going, you don't have a boat.
You don't have more money than me.
And it's just back and forth with all this. So now
John has decided, why don't want Kevin to think I don't own a boat? I wanted to think
I do own a boat. You fucking drunk Irish gambler. Guess what, Pinky? I do own a boat.
Do you really? Yes. So is that your boat?
Yes.
It's hard to tell John.
Well I was in a random canal.
That's not where it's, I was gonna keep it at a friend's canal.
The hurricane, his fucking lift is fucked up.
You don't want to keep the boat in, you know, on a lift.
I mean just on a slip because the barnacles will be crazy. So I had to, you know, on a lift. I mean, I'm just trying to slip
because the barnacles will be crazy.
So I had to, so it's at a Marina,
but this fucking Pinky, he's so stupid.
Like, and all I had to do was say to Vince,
I'm doing it to irritate Pinky.
And he did a whole show yesterday
about how I don't have a boat.
It's like a child getting caught in a lie and
Then doubling down on it. Oh, what'd you do over summer break? Oh, I was a firefighter and I put out a fire at a house and cuz they made me a firefighter
That didn't happen. Did it Carl? No, I got
Yeah, no it did put out two fires
Okay, sure. I thought your mom she said you were not a firefighter
Crazy
I do own a boat you just said two days ago. You don't know about nobody do though. It's at a friend's canal
Oh, it's hilarious speaking of which it reminds me of the doctor. He knows who owns an airport
Oh, right.
Remember he was going to start the Southern John Comedy Club?
That was a big announcement that he had around the time. He's also going to start a job and he's going to have this comedy club.
And apparently from my inside guy, what I heard that, uh, this
conversation he was having with the doctor about starting a comedy club,
the doctor thought that John was going to put money into this.
And John thought the doctor was going to put all the money into it and that he would
just MC. He would just be there to MC every night. And so the
doctor is like, No, that's not we're not doing that at all. So
they've had a falling out. And just no longer working with the
dad, you're not gonna hear anything about airports and
private jets to the keys.
There's a certain type of personality that needs to announce things before
they've come to fruition.
Yes, even no matter how unlikely it is to happen.
They still feel compelled to announce it.
Yeah.
Remember he was going to get some role in Hollywood or something.
He had some big break or something like that.
Just last year when he was still living in LA. It's
non-stop with them declaring victories that will never come to fruition.
All right, so now that he's declared that he does own a boat, like he did and then he didn't,
and now he does, obviously Clay's confused. He's like, all right, well, I guess this is a double
work. It's a double work. It's a double work. It's not, all right, well, I guess it's a double work.
It's a double work. It's a double work.
Well, no, but in a way you said you had a boat and you didn't have a boat and now you do.
How's that a gotcha?
How is that a gotcha? It's so insane to me.
When a guy who you owe money to was talking to you, you didn't own a boat.
I believe that.
That's the one that I believe right there.
I believe you can't afford a boat and you won't afford a boat.
Also this is a weird phenomenon.
I know John has a pension and maybe he's dipped into another pension of his or something
But John is one of the one professions in the world where everyone can see what's money he makes
People keep track of this shit. He's not making a lot of money. He can't afford a boat
Nor does should he want to it's a really bad idea to buy a boat based on his situation
Yeah, like if you can't even keep your air conditioning out a decent level. Yeah, you don't think about buying a boat based on his situation. Yeah, like if you can't even keep your air conditioning
out a decent level, you don't think about buying a boat.
It's not for you.
But it's funny that Clay's calling this a work.
Like, oh, it's a double work.
And John's like, no, no, no, no, it's not a work.
Because John's a pathological liar.
He just lies all the time.
He's like, no, a work would involve multiple people
involved in it to get one over on someone with a big payoff.
Yes. Right. That's like what a work would be. Just like I would just lies all day long every day.
He's like, it's not a work. I'm just lying. Like that's what I do. Okay, cool. Good stuff.
And let's get back to paying Vince because now he's going to talk to Clay about this after that.
Wednesday episode that everybody saw where he's groveling, he's going to lie
about what happened.
I see you managed to swear Vince's payment again this month.
Yes, yes.
He managed to.
It's so funny because I talked to Vince this morning and I'm like, you told me you'd waive
November.
Don't you remember?
I told you about my accountant.
He goes, oh, all right, all right, all right.
That's not what happened.
No, we just saw what happened.
No, he said he'd push it back.
And that was a maybe.
Maybe.
He did not say he would waive November.
And now John's changed it into, no,
you said you would waive November.
He goes, oh, all right, all right, all right.
We'll talk about it on Monday.
I go, but no, no, you gave me your word.
You would reduce it to five. I go but no no you gave me your word you would
You would you would reduce it to five, you know, I said five instead of six, you know five payments
That did not happen So he he did say it right clay
Yeah, he did. He did so I so my body language. He went. Yeah, he did
Sure, why not shaking his head? No while he says it watch this. This is, Clay's just like, yeah, whatever you say, boss.
He did say it, right, Clay?
Yeah, he did.
He did.
So I'm gonna keep you to your word, counselor.
Don't worry about that.
Verbal contract.
So then he says to me, okay, so when do you owe me?
I go, I'll start paying December 26th,
and he goes, ah, and I go, that's right.
You're not gonna be the
Vince that stole Christmas are you? Oh my god. Can't wait to see the presents John
buys. He literally says he goes my kids want to get Christmas presents I
guarantee he doesn't buy his kids Christmas presents. They wouldn't accept
him if he did. Like dad we're good don't worry about us. We're against laughing at your own jokes
But he is a culprit of that he loves him he's like, ah the Vince who stole Christmas get it. Yeah
And I can hear his next phone call with Vince Clay said yeah
He heard you Clay dirty deeds heard you say that clay heard you say that Robert Myers
There's an agreement you guys signed off on you owe him money you need to pay him money for that oh
This is crazy that stop sign the chat keeps wanting. This is some reveal right here
So we're guessing what's John's job
sort of we're guessing what's John's job stop in the name of love oh god Clay is so annoying even when you show him stop he makes it even worse no stop talking
stop singing stop making noise out of your mouth stop it
Dirty Deeds came up with that he goes John you gotta have like a stop sign if Clay starts
John didn't even come up with that idea.
He told him to make a stop sign.
John's so devoid of anything creative. He couldn't even come up with a bit.
Dirty deeds. So then I was, sorry.
Oh, go. Sorry.
So I got to put this closest. I went to the home Home Depot. I'm like, well, I'm not going
to be able to get a stop sign. I know Lady Kidd's going to go, John, he just, just do
it. Like he should have just went to the printing shop and got, you know, and print that out
of step sign and put it on a, like, wood. I'm like, no.
And that's not you being gay
But also it would that be my take on this
John doesn't understand how we work over here at all. I don't lady K is gonna say he should have gone to a printing shop
It's like no you should have done the bit at all. It's stupid
It's lame you look retarded. I was that talking
Now if I had a funny stop sign gang, what I would have done.
I'm like, no, I was at Target buying
steaks. He even is having this
debate with himself in his head. This is
the definition of living rent free in somebody's head
right here. Where he's like, now Lady K. And I'm like,
no, I'm not going to do it that way. It's like,
I didn't say any of these things to you, John. So I punched him
in the face. I came out of the
bathroom like this.
This guy's insane.
But he gets a stop sign.
I know Lady K is gonna go, John, just do it.
Like he should have just went to the printing shop
and got, you know, and printed out a stop sign
and put it on a, like, wood.
I'm like, no, I was at Target buying steaks and chicken and and kitty litter and i was like and beer of course
And i was like, oh fuck it
So I found these christmas octagon plates for christmas. Oh, yeah, and some white tape
I found the ruler for 99 cents and this white tape and there it is
It's worse than you thought and that's the story of the lamest bit ever
Wow, by the way, clare you have the Venmo me the money for all those supplies
John I'll give you a little advice right now behind the scenes stuff say that for patreon put that behind the paint wall
I think if you want to know how this stops I get to fruition
I'm gonna break it all down for you. He could teach a class and how to make one
I've one more clip on here because it's the most embarrassing clip. Yay. These dorks start flexing their biceps at each other
To show each other how tough they're i've been using the word child a lot during this presentation
And I have to say john has become so childish. It's insane. What's going on?
Hey clay
Look at this bad, Johnny. So
bad. I don't I don't feel like
my lighting's good enough. So
gay. So, so it's kind of
embarrassing doing that for me
personally. Toes looking
crispy. Oh god. Kind of embarrassing. I like the guy goes, you know, it's kind of embarrassing
that we're flexing our muscles right now on the screen. Oh, and John's like, I'll make it more
embarrassing than that. We get my stupid tattoo that sucks. Like, oh yeah, there you go. You
definitely beat us on that one. Those wild eyes. Yeah. He thinks he's being funny, but he's so far gone.
You know what? I have some good news for us.
I mean, we need something to cheer us up a little pick me up right now after
watching those clips. And that is that Mary Beth Rosie is here.
Oh yeah. Look at this.
What's up Marybeth? Oh, do I have to unmute you? Are you going to unmute you?
Actually, I can talk now.
I apologize, Carl.
I was going to say, right?
Probably the one who puts her on mute.
Like, no, there will be consequences.
This is the right setting.
You're going to bring Cardiff on me.
Someone fun and exciting.
You weren't ready for that.
You're the star of the show
because you got to get them on here so that we can poke a dabler
together
Let's go
It's time everyone's favorite
new game show
to poke a
dabbler
What do you say ladies?
Are you ready to poke a dabbler?
Quad quad do you realize something that Kevin hasn't even figured out yet?
And he's been doing this first of all keep in mind Kevin Brennan never made any money
With super chats until he saw that I was doing it
So he just fucking he had to copycat me and follow the Duke to figure out how to make money doing this?
So he owes me his fucking life, but I will say this pinky
No one else is using super chance on YouTube. It was just John and all those about
Oh, what does the people get give you money for comments? Thanks, John
Life for it, yes, of course such a moron
That fucking uh, there's a little thing on the screen quad
When you use stream yard, there's two buttons
For your chats, you know for your comments private live and then a star. Yes
now
Then a star yes hard now
Live and then a star yes hard now
Pinky would not have to sit there and go like this every day with his fucking pinky phone and take fucking pictures
All he's got to do is go to start and it has every single super chat there all laid out for you.
But he hasn't even figured that out yet.
I fucking text him when I fucking actually still fucking felt bad for him and
told him how to do it.
But he's too stupid to read it and figure it out on his own because he's a
moron. Yeah, I even, I offered to just like help him out
back when he didn't hate my guts.
Like maybe February, March, I was like,
yeah, if you ever need help with StreamYard stuff,
I'm willing to help you out.
Whatever.
Steven Liu, you know, he jumped in there and was like,
oh no, don't trust that guy.
But it was like, dude, I would have helped him out
just cause. But yeah, it's, no, don't trust that guy. But it was like, dude, I would have helped him out just just because.
But yeah, it's simple and he can't figure it out.
At least like he's getting his sound drops and stuff going now.
But it was all sitting there waiting for him to figure out how to do it.
Absolutely. This is funny.
Count Conner, thanks for the two most album got released June 5th, pulled off
Shelf June 6th.
That's hilarious. No, that's cool.
You got a glowing review back when Rolling Stone actually mattered
back in the nineties. Jesus Christ. Can we remind everyone that this was work?
This guy was doing it. Apparently he didn't like John.
He was just pretending to like him all this time. Like look at how he's
doing a show with them. Like this is a horrible gag that you're pulling off your quad father.
What are you doing?
It was, uh, whatever was put in there was the truth.
Hey Brennan.
What did John say next? Here are your choices.
I'm due.
Number one, I got signed to Atlantic records.
B I slept over at Howard's house. Did you? Next. I
have two pensions. Four. I interviewed two Beatles and
Lastly I've done more than you
To poke a dab
This is a tough one. So they're just talking about the album release and I'm gonna go lastly I've done more than you and I know it's wrong and I'm already mad at myself. What do you think Brian?
Since he's been talking about money so much. I'm gonna go next
I think he's gonna brag about his two pensions. Okay, more money than KB does. Okay. I like that
What do you think Marybeth? I think he's signed to Atlantic Records. Okay
Yep, and producer Chris I also went with one Atlantic Records
All right right the chat
has a lot of ones a lot of last leaves there's a next let's see whatever was
put in there was the truth hey Brennan Brennan I interviewed two What have you? Oh my god, that's what he came up with i'm gonna read two beetles. I never would have gotten that
Damn you potato
He's good. Don't think so
I interviewed Ringo Starr and Paul McCarty you dumb fuck
Is Kevin Brennan a journalist to introduce people for a living like that doesn't make
He's not a music reporter what kind of brag is that
Did you do the
Did you do the Chris Farley bit?
Do you remember would you?
That was awesome
You know the SNL bit
That was awesome. You know the SNL bit? I don't really remember that one.
You don't know that, John?
Why you trash-
Thanks for the two bucks.
Why didn't you answer Rocco's question to your face at AC?
It wasn't a question. It was being insulting and homophobic.
And as soon as he turned the fucking camera off,
I said, let's go outside, you fucking loser.
How was that homophobic?
How was that homophobic?
Yeah, I was wondering the same thing. The vagina and it is a question. Has he ever queefed in your face?
We all want to know I know it's an easy yes or no answer
the wire
And he refused
I'm appalled by your're a bold that's funny because
asking
That wasn't a question that Rocco asked him but him asking ringo star a joke question that was written for him is an interview
I don't think of the same thing if you were interviewed these dates like what'd you do with the money is not an interview
It's like how he interviewed
OJ Simpson when he's like no I interviewed OJ Simpson asked
him if I could sign my knife like he wasn't you he wasn't looking at you he couldn't
even hear you he said his limo the trunk of the car couldn't hear you yeah you were
interviewing anyone you were talking to car that's all for this time come back
next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dab
Smug ass potato just do it. This is becoming a thing now
Sit Eugene sit good dog
I
Yeah, had dinner with my brother the other day and he's like so I didn't realize that's gonna be compared to a regular
Game out there that video. So yeah, I don't think anyone realized that grant but but here we are here we are
Participating well guys has disappointing wasn't it?
None of us got it. None of us got it again cardiff won. It's very annoying
None of us got it. None of us got it.
Cardiff won.
It's very annoying, but it's been a great show because we did it all today.
We talked about the Dawn Patrol on Doghouse Theater presents crash with us.
We talked about Willie Jean, the fraudster on social media with Lucy type box Mr. G key since a Mario Bosco jingle steel
towel knows what Nick Ricanas jism tastes like let me repeat that Aaron
emhold of steel towel has tasted Nick Ricanas come and Beggin strips so it's
all sorts of protein it's crazyggenstrips, it's crazy.
Stuttering John is poor and admitted it and doesn't have a boat, but watch as you think that he's not poor and has a boat because he's a baby.
See what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The Teaser. This is part of the show we play come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts in order to tease people gonna be excited for the next episode subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts make sure that those episodes show up every Thursday and Sunday on your podcast player and this is gonna be a little bit different because I don't know what the main show is gonna be yet but but I do know that we're gonna be talking about this show.
It's from the past, and it's one that a lot of people
probably have not heard before.
You break it, you bought it.
Roth Radio, New York, Philadelphia, Dallas, Boston,
Cleveland, Pittsburgh, West Palm Beach, San Diego,
Cheyenne, Kansas City, Yakima.
Well, not Yakima, but soon. Rothradio, David Lee live in front of you, naked steaming eyes,
direct from Hollywood.
After six months of no work, we got the gang here, all kinds of good stuff in the newspaper,
a whole lot of noise in the internet.
We're broadcasting internationally here, actually.
We're going, give me a little more level on my microphone there one time so I don't have
to talk so loud, Hutch. Aldous Hutchley, our pilot here.
How are you, Hutch?
Good morning, Dave.
I'm fine, thank you.
You look pretty lively.
Did you just stay up or did you wake up?
No, you know what?
At four o'clock this morning I was vacuuming this studio like you wouldn't believe.
Cookie crumbs, crap everywhere.
Why do you think?
Did the staff stay over?
That's been happening.
They don't know it upstairs, all the way at the top of the building. They don't know what goes on around here
after hours, man. No, it's noise. It's great. It's colorful. I got it. Here's
speaking of colorful Walmart, apes, the DVD listening. That's right. The David
Lee Roth show, the show that took over for Howard Stern when he went to
serious satellite radio, they said, David Lee Roth, you never been on the
radio before. Why don't you take over the biggest shit morning show in the country and see how you do.
So I'm excited to do this because we're going to have on,
E-Rock will be our guest.
He knows radio, but also we're going to have on my buddy Darren who wrote the DLR book,
How David Lee Roth Changed the World.
This guy knows all things about DLR.
He knows the behind the scenes of what was going on.
So this is gonna be fantastic.
I'm excited to talk to Darren and Erock
about this experiment with David Lee Roth taking over.
Do you remember when that happened, Brian?
I do, I do.
And I remember Howard not being like gracious about it either.
He definitely was.
I don't think there's anybody they could have put
in that place that
he would have been like, all right. Right. The way that it played out was that David Lee Roth
crashed and burned quickly and then opening Anthony got the spot. Right. And that needed to happen
because the Howard fans were not going to be happy. Like in Rochester, we had Rover's morning glory
takeover. It was like, this is garbage. I can't listen to this show at all. So it's not a good place to be in. But you're right. I remember when it was announced,
David went on Howard show and I was like, why do you think you can replace me on the
radio? And dealer is just like, I talked to 10s of thousands of people every night, man.
Rockstar is like, yeah, it's not the same thing at all. It's not even close. And everybody
else going, I can talk to millions of people. And Howard's like, why do you think this
means millions of people listening? They listen to me. I can be tuned into you. It was very
funny. I remember that. So did you listen to the David Lee Roth Show when it came on?
I didn't. I think I jumped right to right to serious after that. I must have listened
to a couple episodes just to hear like how it went. Yeah. I don't really recall. We didn't have in my market, but Croge burned him for
me and I did listen to some of the episodes early on. I was like, wow, this is mind boggling.
It was very like wild man type stuff, right? Yeah. It's all over the place. It's just a
scatter shot. Marybeth, did you listen to David Lee Roth? No. On the radio. Do you know who David Lee Roth is no?
Darren no oh yeah, you probably have met there, and he was in Rochester
for dabble come
To but do you have you heard of the band Van Halen?
Who oh boy Brian?
Who oh boy Brian
Dave Lee Ross was the first lead singer of the band Van Halen and the best front man, okay
Got stars in his eyes not the best singer the best front man. Yeah, he's not wrong. All right
Brian thank you so much for coming on the show today. Tell him Steve Dave.com
is where you can go and also listen to tell him Steve Dave
wherever you listen to podcasts. What do you guys been up to?
We're getting ready for Christmas. We have a Christmas
episode coming out. We just got done with a Halloween episode
with Svenguli. Okay, yeah, we're just trudging along. we've been talking about looking for a younger out younger demographic because we're all so old
We're like, how do we appeal to the kids like I say a hawk to a right?
That's what we're currently trying to figure out. I'm sure Mary Beth can help you with that spit on that thing
I
Married to what would make you think I know
Alright, that's a good point Mary Beth Rosie is on only fans
Where should we find that only fans comm slash Mary Beth Rosie ma ri BTH ROS ie
Let me tell you Carl. It's a party over there. There's hundreds of pictures and videos
Yeah, I know that Brian's quite the videographer and photographer these days.
Mm hmm. Shutterbug.
Nice.
Does it look like she's topless almost right now?
I'm liking it. I'm liking what she chose as an outfit right here. Very good. So I'll have
the links in the description of the podcast. So if you want to check that out, you can just click the link in the description and
Support our friends Brian and Mary Beth who'd always do a great job on who these podcasts. We appreciate you guys coming on
I know it's a marathon. I'm trying to make these shows shorter. I was like fewer segments today, but then it's the Stuttering John stuff
I had to go over the whole week. I mean just okay, that was fine tooth comb material Yeah, really was we had to break all that down where John just lies
From day to day from showed in the during the same show
Yeah, it's not he says two different things like I mean, I know you're stupid, but we're not stupid
You know what? I was wondering too. This is like this is sort of not in context of anything
But if I remember correctly when you guys were going over his report card,
he got an 86 in typing.
So why the fuck does he type with one finger then?
That's a great question.
I didn't realize he took typing or maybe I forgot.
Yeah, I remember like you guys going over the report card
and he got an 86 in typing and I was like, how?
How is that possible?
He just doesn't retain any types of skills at all.
When he went over to Stephanie Miller,
they tried him in four different positions.
Like you were for the Howard Stern Show.
You must know something.
He couldn't do anything.
He doesn't retain anything.
He's a very dumb guy.
A very small brain.
And I bet his IQ was not 165.
Is that what he claims?
Oh yeah, yeah. Oh my, I didn't know he claimed that high. Is that what he claims? Yeah.
Oh my, I didn't know.
I didn't know he claimed that high.
I wasn't aware of that.
He said when he's on the Stern show, he took an IQ test, he got 136.
And that was like one of those online things that you take.
And then he goes, it's even higher now.
I'm like a 161, 165.
I've been working out.
And then someone challenged him.
Someone challenged him.
They go, dude, you don't have the same IQ as Einstein and Jack goes. Oh, yeah, and he googles
I say like he's like 165 see
We know that I'd cited a high IQ John that's not that fucking guy
Just the fact he didn't understand Vince's joke. Yeah, it just tells you everything he
didn't know about John. It just is everything just right over his head. It's such a fucking moron.
Anyway, we'll be reading some reviews and playing some voice channels, but please join us again
next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep
well, everypony. Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio. Okay, this show is over now.
Okay, great show.
Good job, everybody.
Great job, everyone.
Internet news, and Lucy's got some splayin' to do.
From Patreon, Brian D. Kindle writes,
That boat in the background seems like foreshadowing.
Mike Lastname predicts,
John will have a DUI in under five minutes
if that's his boat.
He's too stupid to know that drinking and driving doesn't only apply to cars.
Crash Awesome reports,
A person can be convicted of boating under the influence for operating a vessel while
affected to the extent that the person's normal faculties are impaired
by drugs, alcohol, or a combination of the two.
That's the problem. His normal faculties are already impaired.
He'll get off on a technicality.
Jeremy Spokopines.
Aiden Ross.
Another Jew in entertainment entirely
undeserving of his success.
Shocking.
Not Mark Wazen.
Aiden Ross is the most successful retarded person
on the internet.
Charles Dupree.
The fact that these women are calling into Howard Stern
blows my mind.
They used to protest him.
Now they're his only fan base.
Snuggs comments, broadcasters who call their listeners family give me the cringe shivers.
From YouTube, Michael Callagher points out, regular people do not want to be talked down
to or lectured by elites.
Mr. Coliseum riffs, was that Stuttering John doing the call screening?
Stone Man 623.
Oh my god. God.
The old Howard would've laughed at these people.
Now he's bowing down.
Mostly crazy all the time.
Doesn't sound so crazy.
Weird.
Didn't Wiggy tell all his sheep that supported Trump to stop listening?
Listen to the badass now.
Read more notes.
It's so odd that he still uses that intro music.
It doesn't fit him in the least now.
Tom Servo mourns.
Listening to the Howard Stern show these days is like watching Muhammad Ali
getting pummeled by Larry Holmes. It's sad to watch a legend become a has-been.
Steel Wrath. Howard's actually out there saying,
Now that I lost, everyone be nice to me. Park Belial offers.
That Karam guy is the worst. Cringelord of the highest order.
JRRD. John is the number one piece of evidence that makes me second-guess being a liberal. Nasredna.
I really think Stutjo believes he's a liberal, but he's not one. JDad863 with some imagery.
John and Brian have the chemistry of salt being poured on a snail. John, of course, being said snail. GSD LMJ 3 4 5 0
Plays us out with has anyone checked on Gary from San Diego lately. We're approaching lethal levels of lip smacker a
I see Gary and the devil is anonymous. He's active in there
He's more upset about the lying lately than he is about the lip smacking but the smacking has been out of control
For sure. Yeah, it comes with the lying when he's lying yes you're right yeah it's another tell that he has
i'd love to play poker with that guy if he had any money borrow some money from your friend you
gotta play poker with us pocket aces again i just want to point out in the you know, they mentioned Aiden Ross and we reviewed
him recently and he interviewed Trump and I realized Aiden Ross is a huge streamer and
star and everything like that.
But how crazy was it during the victory speech for Trump, he brings up Dana White who name
drops Aiden Ross as like one of the guys who helped Trump get elected
Like this is this world is fucking nuts now. I don't even know what to believe anymore
That was some week we've had
Marybeth do we have any new reviews that you can read? Yeah, I do have one for you
It's called loving Adam Bush's addition to the devil verse
He has a soothing voice. That is a nice balance to the ogre stuck in Carl's throat
All right, sounds like a five-star it is I like it speaking of which I should have promoted this earlier but
Point double point is back on Mondays at four now, be on my channel this Monday at four o'clock
and producer Chris will be there.
And the great Adam Bush will be joining us
to break down all the ridiculousness
of stuttering down this past week and over the weekend.
So tune in for that 4 p.m. on the WTP YouTube channel.
So some voicemails.
Oh, Bobcat calling in.
Hi, it's Bobcat again.
I just wanted to say I started watching the show today
and I see that I see my two favorite people call
who goes, yep, yeah.
And then there's also that pedophile Patrick Melton
who's all like, Rala.
Anyway, fuck you!
Don't call me back, bye!
Wow, this guy's got some impressions going on.
It's not bad.
I knew this would happen.
I'm going to call it off my political views.
I called it.
Hey, Carl, it's not Joe Sposto.
And for someone who doesn't like to talk politics, sure devoted a lot of time to it in the last show
And yes, I know the election just ended. So of course it was covered in a lot of the other shows
But of course, you know, I can't bypass you gaslighting your audience
Letting fatty Patty say that restaurants are banning people from wearing Trump stuff again
the Howard stuff going all the way back
to George W. Bush. Once they get elected, Howard doesn't say they're my guy, but he says that we
got to support the president because that's what we're supposed to do as Americans. But then when
you said that being Republican today is like being punk rock was maybe one of the lamest things that
you've ever said. And this is a guy whose
wife makes him take snaps and plays a mandolin, which again, I take naps all the time, but
I have no musical talent. I don't know, man, for someone who claimed to be a libertarian,
you sure were licking the boot this week, but I still love you. Don't call me back.
All right. Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Letting me get out of my system. Howard's just
very annoying to me and a lot of people I had to stop listening to him.
I listened to him for many, many years. Oh, yeah. It just, it just got crazy. No, the pain. Yeah,
it just got to the point. I'm like, okay, I can't, I can't listen to this nonsense anymore.
Hey, Carl, I'm pretty sure we get the same newsletter and I missed my last copy. So I got a question.
Can we start putting people into camps right now or do we have to wait until after inauguration?
Just wondering.
Anyways, see you, Kyle. Have a great day.
It wasn't addressed in the newsletter, but apparently no one's the president right now.
So I think by default, yeah, we can just start doing that.
No one's going to stop us.
It's pretty much Trump's end.
We can start our own camp.
Yes, for sure.
Hey, I was just listening to the segment with Howard after the election.
And you know, it's weird because I feel like every once in a while, Howard will get a little
bit annoyed or he'll get angry at something and old Howard will come out for like half
a minute.
And I feel like that's kind of what happened with the chick who was on the phone wasting
his time trying to tell all these different stories about how she and her brother got molested by their Nazi
neighbor.
He was, well, everyone knows that he hates when people are wasting his time on the air
and he was definitely getting annoyed at that one.
And I like that Fred still has it too.
He still is cool with coming in and making fun of people to drop. And I just like those little moments where annoyance causes actual funny content to come
out very rarely.
But I like it.
Don't call me back.
Bye.
All right.
Yes, I agree with you.
That was actually some vintage Howard that I was enjoying for a minute there.
But he also let her talk all
over him, which was crazy. Gary and San Diego counting in straight up bullshit. Who does
stuttering John think he's fooling? Then he's bought a cabin cruiser or he's got a six figure
job. He may as well stand out in front of his house yelling he's the emperor of Cape Corral.
He's like an idiot sitting in the corner playing with his pud hoping people will look at him.
Nobody believes he's got a six-figure job.
Nobody.
No.
Let me go to my next subject.
Okay.
He's lip smacking worse than ever, and he's added to his repertoire. Now he's lip
smacking and slurping. Can anybody stand it? No wonder he never has a second date. He has a blind
date. She sees these lips, Mac and slurping says that's it. No second date. Good luck stuttering,
John. You're a jackass
Oh rock and roll rock and roll it to you gary. Thank you for their call
Yeah, what happened to the chick from costa rica that he was banging down in naples and you just stop hearing about this stuff for some reason
It's crazy flee the country right like the last one went back to vietnam or something. Yep
There was a north korean girls like, you know know What I was actually have more fun in North Korea
Take my chances
He's so disgusting. I mentioned bringing a girl home. Obviously places disgusting and gross, but it's 80 degrees and he's sweating
Yeah, all these empties in 80 degrees
it's
it's gotta have its own like like life
forms grow oh for sure yeah yeah brought back to a serial killer's house
probably yes there's a lot of signs there hot and sweaty and dark cuz he
doesn't have to like that's right oh I didn't put a light fixture in this room
yet around 738 you'll be able to see what's going on
What I keep bringing it back to this
Why did he buy a house in Cape Coral? Why does he live there? It doesn't make any fucking sense
Why wouldn't he live in Long Island somewhere where his friends and family are?
It's crazy to be at don't understand it at all
How much time does he spend there down and down in Cape Coral? He lives there full-time now full-time now? Yeah
So time well he spends all of his time there. He didn't have any friends. He doesn't have a pool
It's so weird I like canals
I
Alright we had a Trump hater calling into the ship. Oh, hey, mr. Burger there. I
Know you want to think that there's some kind of voter fraud, but obviously there isn't no cart
No legal system found it now. I'm gonna tell you is four years
When this man doesn't want to leave the House, or something crazier has happened,
I told you so.
And if I'm wrong, I'll tell you so also.
But this guy's a criminal.
I voted Republican, I'm generally a conservative person,
but this man, he's a criminal.
And we still haven't seen what he's capable of.
And mark my words, in four years, you'll find out.
And this is a person that votes Republican.
But I would never vote for that criminal.
OK, got it.
And he'll always be a criminal in my mind, even way before he did all this stuff.
Right.
So good luck with that.
Hope it works out for America.
Mark my words, four years years fucking hamburger, okay?
Trump is this crazy criminal. You know what he did is that he overestimated the
Value of property in order to get a loan and then the bank agreed to give him that loan, and then he paid it back
Hmm, and he's a felon for that. What is this paying back?
And he's a felon for that. What is this paying back?
Okay, you're right it's gonna be horrible this guy is falling and we're all gonna die I know it's it's nuts
Next voice now Hey
you guys got done with
Jocktober which obviously comes every year and
With all the Italian things that you've been featuring, I see that you're seamlessly going into day go member.
Does he make sense? But I like it. I would do that.
No, I would. They get on my nerves.
Hey, Carl, it's your frosted test calling in. Good morning.
Hey, Carl, just for off the test calling in good morning. Good stuff for 30 in the morning.
I'm driving to work.
I mean, I'm a lawyer.
Yes, this is a fucking idiot.
Supposedly he tracked my IP address.
Well, supposedly he didn't.
So fuck him.
I'm not been to the lawyer, John.
Did I talk to the major?
Yep.
Am I going to do it again? Yup. Go fuck yourself.
Thanks for calling in my frosted tips. Yeah, that was the thing that John thought that
Carl's frosted tips on YouTube was Vince the lawyer because someone told himself. Yeah. And apparently,
Vince is like, No, I mean, Vince has a ton of soccer couch. He goes, no, I have like Carl's a SUNY Brockport
graduate. Like he had some Carl thing. Of course he's got a billion things.
Haven't used that one in a while.
Yeah, I don't use that one. I certainly don't use it to dox every major.
He's different ones for that.
Hey, Carl, just wanted to give you a little more context on the Rich Shirtleave situation.
I don't know how far you dug into this,
but the show that he replaced on WZLX
was a long running show about 20 years,
Carlson and Mackenzie.
What?
Carlson and Mackenzie?
I was on that show multiple times.
They offered me a job to write songs for them.
That's crazy.
That is crazy.
And they did pretty solid.
They were always in the top five in the ratings. No shit. And the main host of the show, Kevin Carlson, died suddenly
a year or two ago. And then the station just axed everybody else on the show and they brought Rich
in. And the old show used to play music quite a bit. So I think the listeners of WZLX were very confused and unsettled by the whole
situation when Rich came on. And that was another reason why it was the disaster.
It was that's very interesting because they were in Rochester on 94 won the zone. And we used to
go on their show and promote different shows we were doing and stuff like that. And that was the
one I remember where I don't know where I was Carlson and Mackenzie.
I don't know those two apart.
One of the guys gets up and just turns around and just farts right into the microphone.
I was like, oh, it's going to be that kind of party.
All right. Good show, guys.
We're guys show.
You know, you know, you know, we fart into the microphone.
I stuff. Yeah, it's some guys stuff right there.
Any single way, any single way oh in any single way kill yourself
I've been trying not to say that it's been pointed out by still saying it
fuck
Damn it. All right. I'll try harder. I'll make a note for myself
This week John was caught in two lies
note for myself. This week, john was caught in two lies. One about having a new six figure job and the other about a brand new cabin cruiser. Well, I'll use what will be his big
lie next week. Can't figure it out. But I'll ponder it. Maybe the Trump rigged the election.
I have a good hygiene. Not a plug nickel for John. Rock and roll up.
Rock and roll up.
Thanks, Gary.
Thanks for being here.
All right.
One more.
This is Nick talking about this little piggy show we did yesterday.
I don't watch this little piggy because Aaron's boring.
He does the same shit every time.
I don't know why anybody would waste their time with that.
However, I saw Nick's calling big props to two key big props to everybody
Nick's a degenerate cokehead. I'm glad the dabble verse can see this now
You sunk his fucking case. Let's go. All right. Yes. That wasn't very important
this little piggy
Every now and again, it's an important episode that you have to watch and listen to
To understand what's going on. All right. I've kept you guys way too long. I appreciate it
Brian, thanks for being here. Thank you. Always great to see you
Mary Beth. Oh, I'll just throw this out there. I mean you have to respond now
But there is talks of a hackamania 2 happening in April
Really? Yes.
Brad's like, okay, guess we're going to Vegas again.
Yeah, we're going to Vegas.
So how come any of two who would have thought who would have thought the first
it was so successful? We have to do it.
It's gonna be even bigger and better because I think rate of Vita won't be there.
And I will be have more balloons.
That should be good. And I will be. I just hope they have more balloons. So that should be good.
The balloons are fantastic.
That was a nice touch.
Okay, bye.
Bye!
A plane has hit Iruwaja Karli.
Boom.
His mom.
Boom. Man, that was a good oh man that was a good episode that was a good episode that was really great
i love you choking on my own rage here