Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep57 - Best Modeling Tips

Episode Date: May 7, 2017

Think you can be a model?  Of course you can, if you listen to WATP that is.  This week we review Best Modeling Tips Podcast with Kim Calera.  Kim is a model and has a whole bunch of tips for how to become a model like... well... being beautiful.  That's an important one.  Listen to Kevin and Karl as they collect all these fascinating tips and find out if they too can become international models. (hint: they can) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You can contact us at showat show at whoarethese.com we're also on Facebook and something called Twitter at whoarethesepod today's show we're reviewing a show called Best Modeling Tips Best Modeling Tips as always as always we're bullies on this episode separately we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into this friggin podcast modeling. Kevin, this theme song, they play it at the beginning and the end of each podcast. I was no a bunch of episodes. It is so stuck in my head now. I love it. Best motor link tips. The best tips for motor link. Well, she's Scottish, right? So she's got this really heavy accent. So a lot of the words she says are pretty funny.

Yes, well, I have an example of that. If you want to start there, I have Track 7, the Makeover Photo Shit. Stay away from Portfolio days, where they're offering something like a Makeover photo shit stay away from Portfolio days where they're offering something like a makeover photo shoots Photo shit. Oh, no, no Sounds like I would qualify for that one Yeah, I was even close to the to the shoot word there. It's a morally fatter sheet Yeah, so I listen to there. As you mentioned last week, there's there're really short episodes or only like six or seven minutes each. And, uh, and that's not counting the retarded intro and outro.

That's not like tips. Entrepreneurial success. Um, does she sing it? Do you think? Okay, so I have a comment about that. I do think she does because it's very similar sound. Let's play the theme songs that people know what we're talking about. I have it here on Track 1. modeling tips, the number of things for modeling and don't trip for no real success. And I don't know, but no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no sing that little ditty and then this voiceover comes on and talks about the website and the show and then that ditty comes in again. So I took all the times they say they were an entrepreneurial and just spliced that out, play track

three real quick. I love that there's a six syllable word in the song. It's just so shoehorned in an awkward. I did the math, Kevin. That clip I just played you four seconds long. The whole theme song is 30 seconds. That means 13% of the intro is just the word entrepreneurial. That's a word. That's like keyword stuffing if this were search engine optimization. Oh boy. Yeah, so the episodes are short, so I listen to a few of them. I'm sure you did as well. Yeah. It's interesting because the girl, my name's Kim Calera, which by the way, did you look her up? Of course. All right, I mean, she's pretty.

I mean, she's a model. She's got that thing going that all, I guess the term is supermodel or international models. She's got that thing going where, if she's not done up, she's really not special looking at all. if she's not done up, she's really not special looking at all. But when she's done up, right, you're like, oh, wow, that woman's stunning. So it's, you know what I mean? Am I off base on this? Well, I guess the pictures I saw

were she was only done up. So I didn't see any non-makeup photos or whatever. But I mean, yeah, she's, she's an attractive girl. Yeah, I mean, she should be a model or whatever, but I mean yeah, she's she's an attractive girl. Yeah, I mean she should be a model or whatever, but I don't know I don't know if I don't know if I maybe I don't know if like Maybe she shouldn't try to give advice because her advice isn't really all that All that good. This is an advice show. It's the best modeling tips. The whole point of the show is to give people advice. Here's some advice that she gives here. This is mind-blowing. So how can you be confident? Well, to be confident, you must believe in yourself. Alright, so that's...

Kevin, I have an exact same clip I called it, no shit Sherlock. That one's brutal. Here's another one I pulled out from another show. Usually if something sounds too good to be true, then it has too good to be true. I've never heard that same before. It's very prophetic You know to say that but yeah, she gives some Some tips on how not to be scammed by model agencies That's her first two podcasts she ever did are about not getting scammed. That seems to be a hot topic with her

Yeah, yeah, well because I think we all have looked at whatever the classifieds, I don't even know if that exists in the paper anymore, but there's always those things like models wanted, you know, and then it's like porn, you know, like those things. So if I place the ad, yes. Exactly what it is. So I'm assuming that that's what she's saying like hey, you know unless you really want to do porn It might want to be careful when you when you're doing these things and She does this other weird thing which I don't know if you picked up on too, but Every podcast that I listen to she

mentions her book Now she has this book that she wrote. She has a book, a book on Amazon and she promotes it but then says that she's not promoting it. Multiple things. I'm not trying to sell this. Yeah. So here's the clip of that. I do have a long list, a really long list of legitimate agencies and the personal contact details in my book, how to become a model. It's available on Amazon as well, but I don't want to go on too much about my book because I'm not trying to actually sail my book. I'm just hoping to help you guys really. Okay, so

yeah, she's not trying to sell it, but it does come up multiple times. You did talk about her book three times in a row, but she's not trying to sell it, obviously. She doesn't want to build awareness. So I have a clip about Kim's book, and I thought, so you just heard her say what the name of her book is, how to become a model, I think, isn't it? But listen to the title, she gives it on track 12. You can find that on Amazon. It's called How to Become a Model, written by a real international working model, Kim Collera. So the book is called How to Become a Model, written by a real international working model, Kimarah, right? It must be because why would she say her own name? She has the book and then she has to explain the name of the author.

I was very happy about us. Well, I mean, didn't you order it already? Because shit minds on the way. I mean, it's, it's all about some eligible for prime. So I'll have it in a couple days, but I learned a lot, you know, like you. Yeah, so here's, I wanted to ask you a question. We're listening to this clip, now I ask you a question. All right. The awesomeness that you bring to this world, everybody has something that they bring to this world, and yours might be a skill or a talent or maybe that you're a really good leader or maybe that you

have a good problem so far. So what do you think I bring to the table? What am I marketing skill, marketable skills that I could become a model with? Well, according to her, everybody has something that they bring. A skill? Yeah, that's it. A scale? Oh, talent.

She threw out their leadership skills. I'm not going to check that box for you. You know, some people just have like a drive and just a need to succeed. I'm not going to check that box. No, that's true. Yeah, I'm scratching my head over here, Kevin. I don't know if the mic's picking that up It's a tough one. Well, let me see because there she gives some more advice and I was thinking maybe I would try this too, so okay

A big thing about being confident is learning how to walk well So get some catwalk training. You don't even need to be a model Get some catwalk training. You don't even need to be a model. Obviously, this podcast is geared towards people who want to become a model, but you may be listening to it and you don't actually want to become a model. It can still help you.

Catwalk training will help you to have good posture, whilst you walk, it will just sort of your confidence whilst walking as well. So I think, yeah, I'm gonna get some catwalk training in because Kevin, I have to tell you, I don't wanna be a model, but this is so true. I did a lot of catwalk training in my youth and when I walk into a business meeting,

I mean, I've landed some big accounts lately because I have my catwalk training and I'm able to just walk into that board room. All eyes on me, this guy is confident. One leg in front of the other. Very single file. Excuse me. Carl, why are you wearing high heels? It's how I was trained. I'm sorry sir. Part of the training. So Kevin, you're talking about how she's saying things that are kind of like not new to anybody. Right.

The information she's giving you, I'm pretty sure you learn from Barney, the dinosaur. In fact, I have a mashup of that that goes along with the clips you were just playing. It's track 11.5. It's pretty good. Sometimes some people think that we break a lot of people. concentrate on your strength. Your life will be a skill. It's happening.

Be proud of yourself for your strength. Also, a big thing about being confident is learning how to walk well. It's like I fucking hate that home mentality. Everyone is special. It doesn't even make sense. That can't even possibly make sense. And it's more like what she said. Hey Carl, you're about special for you. You're seeing everyone.

I've seen you walk into those business meetings all up rotten in your heels. That's confidence. Oh my god. And then you know, talking about these tips that she's thrown out there, I have a track on here. I call the world's worst advice play track nine. And also the last thing is just to listen to your guns. Don't really.

It's the worst thing you can do is just tell people, you know, just follow your gut. Don't do any research. Don't put any reasoning behind it. Whatever just fly. Do whatever you want to do. It's fine. Don't be great. And also never never listen to a motto when she says trust your gut because they don't usually have one

So it's not really you know trust somebody like me that says trust your guy, you know, right? Yeah There's sure The she she begs and pleads at one point to make sure that you know she's trustworthy. So she'll she'll make sure that you know that. Here's a clip here. You could check out my press photos. my business awards, proof and things like that as well. And getting touch if you're not sure, I'm more than happy to help you to see that, you know, I'm trustworthy. She's got approved everybody that she's trustworthy, right? She's willing to help you find out

that she's trustworthy. That's really nice of her. Yeah. Yeah, she's got awards, business awards. That's really nice of her. Yeah. Yeah, she's got awards, business awards. She has a very catchy intro song to her show. Oh, that's true. Can we talk about the intro song again? I'm not done with it. Okay.

Okay. So in the middle of this song that she may or may not be the singer of, there's this, I mentioned it before, just a talking part. And I pulled that out, play track too, and then I want to discuss this. For modeling tips, positivity and ultra-prinorial advice from international model and the world winning entrepreneur Kim Collera. So isn't that Kim Collera saying that she's in award-winning entrepreneur? And I think we should start our podcast and I missed out because we just did our theme song. I totally should have put in there like the world's best

podcaster and amazing lover, Carl. You know, I could have just sent whatever I wanted to. She's not trying to plug yourself though. I mean, she's not trying to plug, you know, what she does or her book or anything like that. It's not about that. Oh, she's just, no, it's not about that. But you know, to get the best modeling tips and entrepreneurial success. Yeah. And she said, you know, to be confident, you have to believe in yourself. And I think that that's a really powerful statement. So here's another thing, Kevin. And I just want to touch on this real quick. It's the podcast is modeling tips and entrepreneurial success. And she talks about how she's won,

she's an award-winning entrepreneur. Now, Kevin, I don't know how much you know about business other than you work at one, but when you're an entrepreneur, winning awards is not the goal. Nobody gives a shit. Awards do not buy houses and cars. Entrepreneurs want to start successful businesses

that make money. Yes. So that's a wardwarding thing. It seems like a cop out to me. Yeah, how's your business going? I got to want an award. All right. It makes you get your money. Well, no. I've been losing money ever since I started it. But so that was dumb. And I do feel like I have a little bit of standing here. not that I'm an entrepreneur, but I am a partner at my company. So being a business owner of a company that we started up, this podcast gives zero, zero tips for entrepreneurial success. There is not one thing that is said that would help a person who's starting a business.

Really, not even like that you should get catwalk training. You don't think that that's the... Oh, I did mention that that has helped me personally, but I don't know if it's great advice for the masses out there. She does get, she does throughout this, which I thought was really good advice. She's talking about when you're researching modeling trainers, here's a way that you can research and play track eight.

Also, you could actually Google them as well. Oh wow that's so I don't know if you knew this Kevin but when you're researching you don't have to just go through the the microfish at the library and utilize the Dewey Decimal System. No you can actually Google the name of the person you're researching. Hmm. So wait a minute. So I would open up my Netscape Navigator

and I would go into the address bar and then type, it's AOL keyword Google. Oh, okay. I know that one. I think I have AOL. I think I have one of their CDs that they sent in the mail. I think I can use it. Well don't try it right now because it will take us off off this phone call. Oh that's true. If you try to fire up the modem so hold off but after the show.

Okay. We'll check that out. Yeah I mean you know I'm I'm interested in being a model I think. I think she's inspired me to get catwalk training and to believe in myself and to buy her book. And those are the things that I know that I need to be successful. I don't want to, I don't want to undo everything that Kim Collera has done for you in your life, but really, you believe in yourself? I mean, yeah, I mean, after this podcast, I come in. I did it. Yeah, I mean after this podcast Yeah, no, I mean I

Definitely feel more confident after listening to this podcast. I even feel like I could do my own theme to a podcast. I could sing my own All right, I don't have an example. Where are you going? I don't know where I'm going with it, but it doesn't matter because I'm confident in what I'm saying. You set yourself up for it. It could have made anything. I have to find that was amazing.

This is, uh, here's the song. Podcast. This is, that's the new day of our podcast. Podcast. Set up a promise and then abandon it immediately. This is, here's the song. I'd cast. That's the new name of our podcast. How did that podcast? Set up a promise and then abandon it immediately. Oh boy. Yeah. Special.

Special. Special. Special. Special. Oh. All right. You do fail to actually fulfill a premise, play lots of sound effects and noises, that also helps.

Yeah, well, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do. You know, exactly. So we'll get to one way or the other. Did you get to the part or the episode where she talks about Halloween? Yes, yes, I have a clip on that. Yeah, yeah, she's a... she's Christian. She said that she was raised Christian, so she doesn't really do Halloween. And she's one of these people. I'll just play this clip because I make works.

Okay, okay. But anyways, I was really shocked. Nobody wanted my last minute treats. I'm sure I'm here and you say, what? Because that's exactly what I thought. What? Nobody wanted my sweets, the healthy organic treats that I had got as well, and even my money. That's a bit strange, right? Mm-hmm. Of course they wanted my treats I had got, but they didn't know that I was there. They did not know that I was happy to participate in Halloween. So she parlays that into making a point about how you have to advertise yourself. Because she did not advertise under her house that she was going to be

participating in Halloween. Now let me ask you, not only are nice and you know good sweets that are let's say healthy, no one wants that anyway. But she also mentioned money. who gives out money That's that's something that people do on Halloween. Is that a UK thing? That's bizarre. I thought so too That's like saying I don't have time to go to the store to buy candy you go do it. Yeah He is one British pound For coming to Malta or She also brings up this quote which is just fascinating

There is a quote that goes like this Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work well Talent plus hard work combined Obviously beats talent and hard work separately. It's a bit obvious. It is a bit obvious. So I agree. I cannot follow that at all. My brain, I've listened to this clip. I don't know how many times that I cannot follow. Why don't I have entrepreneurial success, Kevin? This is the entrepreneurial part of the show.

Amazing tips for that. Does it make sense to you? Like, can you follow it? What'd she say? All right. So, um, no, it's nonsense. Why would anyone listen to this woman? Is so far beyond me, the funny part about this whole prize of the show, she's like, I am a successful model. I'm going to teach you how to be a model. Models are good looking. You have zero control over that. This is the worst thing you could possibly try

to teach someone how to do is modeling. If you are successful at running an advertising business or maybe I don't know, fixing cars, these are things that you could teach people. How to be a model is the furthest thing for something you could teach people like you were born hot congratulations fuck is wrong with this one oh god I'm gonna teach you how to have a giant dick what exactly it's exactly what this is something I don't control I guess I was to do that one quite a bit. Do you know? Okay, it's on repeat All right best big cock tips

So big cocks and cocksmith success So did you get through I got thick four episodes listened to. So I'm not sure if you, it sounds like you got the Halloween one in there. And I did. I listened to one that was titled something about, like, can my child become a model? So this one, did you listen to that one? No, no.

Okay, all right. So this is all about for the parents who want to get their children into modeling. She's going to give some advice. So let's just start off with this clip number 13, where she explains that her daughter is a model. It's parents asking me if I think their child has potential. And obviously, I'm a mom to a little mini model

and she's signed with the biggest child agencies in the UK and also she models with mommy as well with a couple of commercial agencies which are the biggest in Europe. Okay, so her daughter is a is with modeling and she's enacting agencies, the biggest ones in Europe. Kevin, do you know old her daughter is? I think she said something like two or three, right? And she's in the next show, yes, she's two. Okay.

This is ridiculous, right? Two-year-old is registered with an acting agency? I don't know, maybe I'm just not in this world, but on her website, on bestmodelingtips.com, in the About section, Kim self proclaims herself a mumpreneur. What? What is that?

So Kim has a wonderful, amazing and beautiful toddler and has become a multi-tasking, mum-prenuer slash mom-ajir, as she manages her child's modeling and acting career, as well as her own work schedule and the awesome demands of motherhood. This woman can not stop taking credit for shit. Like, no, you're just an asshole. You're just forcing your kid to into the same thing that you did. And we're trying to take all this credit for it. Like, you're so amazing.

I'm a momma newer. A momma, your momma, your, it's a fucking, uh, you know who else were mommagers? Fucking jump in a his parents. Exactly. They're mommagers. So Kevin, now you understand that, um that her child is a model but my question is can my child be a model? Play track 14.

If you have a nice smile and if they want to be a model as well then yeah the answer is your child can be a model. Oh no good. Well that Well, that's good. That's good, dude. They just have a nice smile. That's all they need. Of course. I mean, it worked for her. She just smiled at cameras and next, you know, she's got a modeling career. So she teaches what she knows, Kevin. Is there, is there a daughter gonna have a podcast now soon? Be like a, ah, an entrepreneurial success.

It would probably make more sense than this one if she did. Hi everybody, I'm the daughter of Kim Calera. I want to tell you something really cool. It's called, when you make poopies in your diapers, sometimes your mommy's got to clean it up for you. But don't ever do that on a modeling shoot. All right, that's a no-no. You sound like that kid who's like,

it's really scary. I could only do one kid voice in it. You look at the beard you say. What was that thing I forget? I'm looking in the mirror and then he goes, er, er, I don't remember what I was. I don't remember what I was. It was like, it was my favorite part of that podcast though.

Oh, well. So I have bad news, Kevin. I'm reading the about section. And under personal interests, it says, Kim is passionate. I love that she writes in third person, talks in the third person. There's no one else doing this stuff.

You know, it's just her, but she starts out the sentence, Kim is passionate about equality and justice. She is wholeheartedly against gossip, bullying, and bringing others down. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oops. I love it.

I love it. Oh. Yeah, I know. Her personal interest is against bringing others down. That's what is the exact opposite of my personal interests. We both have stretched out collars now. Have you? It's uncomfortable. She is not going to like this. And you know what, Kevin, she might find this because she knows what Google is, so. That's true. She does know how to Google herself. I'm sure this could be bad.

All right. I have a track on here. Number 15 that well I think it's self-explanatory. I'll let you play it. So therefore clients will nine and a half times out of ten go through a legitimate modeling agency or acting agency. 60% of the time it works every time. That doesn't make sense. I've never heard someone say the expression nine and a half times out of time. Yeah, you don't usually put fractions in. I think you do. The whole point of nine times out of ten is that you're saying there were if there's

ten instances you'll do it nine times. You can't do something nine and a half times. It's, you know, you do 19 out of 20 that that math would work there but I would say if you're confident enough you can I mean you know that's that's her message that's a good point that is a good point you could do nine and a half of something you know I didn't find this show to be all that entertaining oh really I realized it's an advice show. So maybe entertainment's not the goal, but there is one part. And this was, I can't remember which episode this one.

I don't know if you heard this or not, but I call this clip and hilarity in Sews, Play Track 19. The double overhead cupboard, which is seriously weighs a ton, fell down, fell on to me, but it was caught by my daughter's hide here. If the schedule was going as normal, she would have actually been killed, because she would have been having lunch and at all days, not turn more completely. It would have basically just landed on her head.

It would have been instantly killed. And... Holy shit, what the hell is she talking about? Yeah, I'm just six out of humor right there. It's, you know, as far as killing toddlers, that's not something that I make jokes about, but she's way into that. Shit, I mean, people were getting all over Stephen Colbert

of her saying cock holster, but I mean, this, this, this, this is, she's talking about a child death, you know, I mean, that's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, is she's talking about a child death you know I mean that's yeah yeah yeah I mean I think she should be fired from her tonight show job yeah yeah this is out of control it's the tonight show with entrepreneurial success Kim Goliara uh so I have a clip on here there's a show where she starts off explaining that she has a migraine or she's had a migraine for days. And I just thought this was interesting. Play track 16. I said by clients and nobody can match every brief.

So guys, that's the end of my child's beat and multiple podcasts. And I'm sorry again for having a migraine. Two things going on there. First off, she apologizes for having a migraine, which is annoying. But did you, I mean, notice that there's these weird clips where she'll introduce what she's gonna talk about. And then it clips to some of the,

she obviously recorded at a different time and she puts it in there in posts and then it clips back again. There's no production or, I it doesn't even the levels are all over the place. Some of the podcasts are have good levels. Other ones are very quiet. So I'm not sure why she would need to do that. Yeah, I don't know.

I'm not even going to try and comment on what her thought processes for engineering. I mean, it's obvious that she's just We don't sound the best either. Yeah, but I mean she's just it clearly just you know Hitting record on whatever hell the vice she has and and doing it so so I mean she's not I don't feel like there's probably a lot of prep Going into this. I mean it doesn't seem like I don't think she's she's pouring over her notes What am I take away. She got a note that just says, confident equal believe in yourself.

I gotta make sure I just point. I gotta make sure. So then the week after her migraine episode, she starts off, play track 17. Hi guys, it's Camcallera and this week, I don't have a migraine, which is absolutely amazing news for me of course Humble brie I think I think saying that you don't have a migraine is Unnecessary like that would be if we started our show this week. I don't have aides everybody

No aides no crabs nothing Well, I would say any of our crabs. We're coming out of the gate, but everybody, STD free, mostly. In an AIDS set, I just asked my friend if he knew anyone who had AIDS. He said, no, who? You know me. I got old Mitch Hyberg. Wow, nice.

Oh, well, I don't know. This is just yet another podcast and the long lineage of ones that we have reviewed that doesn't really need to exist. I don't know. Get it. Yeah, and I can't. It works. Certainly.

I can't comment on her book. I should have read their Amazon reviews, honestly, of the book. That would have been the appropriate thing to do. But I can't comment on her business prowess, or whatever. All I can comment on is on what we're listening to, and her pictures. And she's a pretty lady. She's a model, obviously. And that's all I can comment on. She's pretty and she doesn't have a lot to say when she speaks into a microphone. But I just did a search on Amazon for best modeling tips book and it is nowhere to be found. What is it called? Oh wait, what's the name of her book?

How to be a model. I think how to become a model. Yeah, we're just look for Kim Collar. I'm sure you could find it. She's the author. You go look forward to that. I wonder if she has an audio book version of it. That would be.

Oh my God, that would be so obnoxious. So even how did you come a model? It she is nowhere to be found. Maybe it's just it's out of print. Yeah, it's sold so many. It's sold so many. It sold so many, yeah. They couldn't make anymore digital copies.

They couldn't. They couldn't. It's about this, is that there are a ton of books called How to Become a Model. And they're all written by very attractive females. This is not like a single thing with this Kim Collaricic. Everyone thinks that they can just give advice on how to become beautiful. That's so dumb. Well I learned a lot, I could

tell you that. I mean I learned so many things listening to these episodes about Halloween and how to get your two-year-old into modeling and you didn't even listen to that. No I didn't but I could say that I learned a lot. You just listen to him talking about it. Well, all right, yeah, that's true. You're learning through me. I just have a couple other tracks that I want to play through here.

This track four I call, what is she saying? I literally have no idea. And I know she has an accent, not picking on that. I have no idea what she's saying. Or maybe it can help me out. But I'm here to guide you guys and keep you away from the bodies. No.

Maybe I'm talking about. What did she say there? I'm here to guide you guys and keep you away from the baddies. The baddies? Yeah. Keep you away from the baddies. Well, I'm in the bad,

people out there that are putting false advertisement out there for models. Oh Those are those are baddies. Okay, those are the baddies. Yeah, you know, you I knew you know if there's one thing I know it's it's how to read weird accents and not a yeah, yeah, that's that was impressive all right track five She was talks about these scam artists a lot Which that's a weird word, right? Artist. If you scam people, you're an artist. I don't know Um, so she talks about this company models direct and she makes it very clear that they are fake play Trek 5 The first one is models direct because they are fake modeling agency and. The first one is Models Direct because they are fake

modeling agency and also they are very very convincing they will probably see something like your look is very awesome. They're very convincing gathered they'll say something like your look is very awesome. Well these guys sound legit to me. I will sign up. It's funny, because obviously she's saying this, because she's had experience with these guys fucking doopin' her. So somebody at one point were like,

you know what, your look is so awesome. And then she was like, I could be a model. That was all it took. It was just somebody saying that your look is awesome. And she fell for it. And now she's passing that advice along to people like you and I Thank goodness for that She does say a lot of dumb things. She uses the word awesome a lot. I put together a track on here Kevin that

By me putting this out there. I feel like I'm making the world a better place. It's called Kimcoera says dumb things put to music. You're looking very awesome. You're awesome. It's good to be true. And I am 260 from the land. They awesome. Also believe in the alsoesomeness and bansness as well. You're awesome. This podcast is viewed towards people who want to become a model. They also have a car walk training will help you I'm a coward training I'm a coward I'm a coward training I'm a coward

I'm a coward training will help you to have good posture whilst you are Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! That up! Shut up! Ha ha ha ha ha. Hmm. That was just an excuse. Ha ha ha. That was just an excuse to place a right set friend.

That's not a rock. I've heard that song in a long time. Dude, for me, it's all about Macedon and right set friend. Those are the two go-to bands. Those are the two go-to's to's man you can't go wrong I don't understand the the reasoning I don't understand the reasoning for this podcast at all I don't All right, you're gonna get to that mode now. We are like everyone realizes this is ridiculous, right? What else can we say yeah, I just say more clip and then and then we'll move on with our lives

Trek six play it and then I'll explain to you why this is really dumb don't be scared to get in touch with me if you have dealt with models direct or if you have dealt with someone else and you feel they sound a bit crazy. Again, she's talking about this don't fall for scam artists and she's like, don't hesitate to get in touch with me. Is she a lawyer? What is she going to do for these people? Why is she telling them to reach out to her if they've been scammed by someone?

Yeah, that's a very good thing What is that good or accomplished? Let me call this beautiful woman who started modeling at the age 14 see if she could help me out This company took a lot of my money. Oh, that's too bad. You should be more beautiful. Yeah, you're right. I'm got a good talk. That's right. Thanks, Kim. Should I buy my book? Wait, it says all about it. If I started a podcast, how did it become a millionaire? And I use the same way of thinking as Kim, it'd be like,

all right, what you got to do is you got to make a million dollars. You know, if you want to be a millionaire, make a million dollars is that's the definition of what a millionaire is? Check out my podcast next week, how to become a famous actor. I'll give you a hint. You have to act and be really well known. That's coming up in a week. This is so fucking dumb.

All right, moving on. Oh, it's maddening, honestly. It's exhausting. Well, Kevin, I have good news after all of this bad news. Oh. Is that next week, we're going to do this again? Oh. It's going to make a big hit.

It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. It's going to make a big hit. I'm gonna tell you what's up! Oh, yeah! Yeah! You know what that's out, in fact, means if you're the 69th

collar to 8-8-0, we're gonna do this again next week, Kevin. And what I've done here is I've put together a little teaser clip from the podcast we'll be reviewing next week, just to give everyone a sense of what that's going to be like. And I want to entice people to go ahead and listen to that episode. Hopefully you've already subscribed. But if you have not, head on over to whoarethese.com next week and check us out listening to this piece of garbage.

Welcome to Podcast 10. Welcome to podcast 10. Welcome to podcast 10. Welcome to podcast 10. This is a very recorded message. Peace. Press one for exciting, exciting, must-and-ad-prime. See, they're not going to get that, they're not on Google Plus. They should be, because they could do this.

They're not going to get the video, Steve. Why don't you record it? I'm recording audio. I know. How do you do it? Yeah, it's been quite a while. It's been as easy, I would say. Very good to see you.

Yeah. The Colonel and Slapy getting married. Yep. More on. Welcome to the Underground. What the fuck is this? This podcast is called Gone Railin. This episode is episode number 10 from December 23rd to 2011. This is a podcast. Let me just explain.

Let me just read to you their description on iTunes. We'll explore both sides of railroading, model and real, because without model trains, where would they get the, where would they get the idea for the big ones? What the fuck? That's the world's fastest reaction. That's amazing. What the fuck? We're thinking about... Holy shit, how the fuck did you find this? Oh, you shit out of fuck.

Did you find this? Fuck yes. I got to give full credit to my wife on this one. She tracked this one down and was so excited about it. She was playing for me in the car yesterday. And I heard about seven seconds. I said, oh my god, yeah, we're good. Okay, I got it.

That's fine. The description of this episode is the guys are back after getting married, not to each other. Ha ha ha. Oh, that's good. Don't try out Google plus hangout and all its great features, mustache button, and talk about one else, trains. Ha ha ha ha.

That fucking description is amazing. I know. Because without model trades, where would you get the idea for the big one? Exactly. Are we still innovating on trains? I feel like that kind of ended with the Model T. Is that really the thing that people are doing? I know about model anything is what I just heard in this

King of the Lera. I mean, it's a good point. There's a theme going this part. Yeah, it's a model. It's a model. It's a model, Bay, everybody. It's a little bit of a T.P. Oh my god. What the fuck? This is going to be, oh, this is going to be a joy.

I hope it's not all, well, Jesus, you said this episode is all Google Hangouts because it sounds all over the fucking place. Like I could barely hear that audio, it's not good. There's another episode, the final episode they did, episode number 12. I might want to check this one out too because it's 45 minutes long and the description is all three of us set down live with what turned out to be a crappy microphone. Great. Alright.

Yeah, don't talk to people. Podcasting is just the fucking worst thing ever. And this is what we're starting this show because these jerk offs put something together that's terrible that no one should ever hear and they're like oh upload that to iTunes why not. Right yeah and they actually have the balls to put it in the description we have a shitty microphone. So here you go enjoy our shitty podcast. Don't have any interesting thoughts with terrible audio quality. This is the right podcast for you. It's amazing that podcasting has gained any type of popularity at all. Agreed. You know,

it really is that people even give it have given it a second chance where, you know, frankly, if Richard Simmons disappearance, I don't know that I wouldn't even know what podcasting is. Well, yeah, that's very true. Or, you know, a cereal or any of these other hugely popular ones. That's what's dry. But I mean, there's so much shit. That's Kevin. So much poop. Thanks for, thanks for being literal. I appreciate that. I still have a book called Before Missing Richard Simmons. There were a couple other ones people have heard about the act up.

So please join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Now. I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.