Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep571 - Dear Dance Mom

Episode Date: November 17, 2024

Dance Moms was a reality TV show on Lifetime up until 2019. There were a few moms on that show who really miss being in the spotlight so they decided to start a podcast. Of course, their annoying daughters are too old to exploit so they had to find a different angle. They’re giving advice! Pat Oates joins the show to help us figure out why the one black woman has to use a green screen to fit in. The Hawk Tuah girl finally reveals her boyfriend and it’s awkward AF. Theo Von and Matt McCuster agree with me about taking dumps at home. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to tell us about the downfall of YouTube sensation GlitterForever17. Opie is still doing FU Fridays and has some choice words for Jim Norton. Stuttering John had his electric turned off multiple times and it’s everyone’s fault but his. We wrap up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the latest internet news, and your voicemails. Pat Oates’ channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PatOatesShow  Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and then shit all over us in the comment section. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Dear Dance Mom. This is a suggestion from Generic Take on Discord. We both listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Kelly, Molly, Melissa and Jill. And these women are all from the Lifetime show Dance Moms,

which is the show that brought us JoJo Siwa and I've never seen it patty familiar with dance moms I am familiar with dance moms. I don't want to use to watch it. This guy's the best It's crazy like we had him out for the WNBA thing. He's like yeah, I know all about the WNBA Yeah, like what's really you know dance. We sent me this too I I knew three out of the four women and I'm like I wonder what they're up to when you're freaking home. Oh my god dance dad Jesus so this is from the dance facts YouTube channel that has 389,000 subscribers and this is like their podcast that they started doing although the podcast is not very popular this this latest episode is 2,700 views

So let me read you the description that we'll get into some clips here Kelly my Melissa and Jill are here to give you that warm fuzzy feeling of nostalgia Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a dance mom or four? Listen each week as we answer your questions give advice and they had a little sparkle to your day So yes, this is a show where they people write in questions. They just do it. How dare you know you turn it on me. I think he turned on me. So I want to show you how the show starts off. This is classic middle aged women talk. You wouldn't know that they know

that they're doing a show. This just sounds like four women getting on a Zoom call together. So welcome back to another episode of Dear Dance Mom. I love your shirt. I love your cloth. Oh, thank you. Thank you, it's fall here, so it's fall, y'all.

We gotta get out our fall clothes patterns. What's that? I said I never see you in patterns you usually wear solid colors doesn't she? Yeah I guess you're right. Mm-hmm. Weird to see you in floral. Yeah this is Alice and Olivia. I love her. I love their stuff. I love her stuff. But it's so expensive. And it's cute sleeves. Cute. Let me see the bottom. Is it like a bit? Well, it hangs nice, but I have a jeans skirt on. Yeah, so do you. Of course. Oh, I just shoved my belly. I didn't see anything. Sorry, everybody Sorry everybody that was that was bad kill me We'll censor that out when we put this video up later Getting pretty racy there for a minute

so I Can't figure out if they know they're doing a show because for the first 15 minutes. It's just this right It's just mindless Small talk. There is a part early on that reminded me, actually gave me flashbacks, PTSD from the pandemic when all of my business meetings were done on Zoom and everyone's in their house and they're fucking folding laundry and there's children playing behind them and then someone's dog is just going fucking nuts. Well, I wanted, I tried on an Alison Olivia dress that I loved, but it was like $600. I'm like, yeah, I'll look for it on the pop. I go to deep pop and I try to find it on there.

Ooh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that. Sassy bitch. That is my bad doggy. Well, we all have them. Someone gonna do something about this? Right? Someone shut that fucking dog up? What's going on here? So I lasted about 12 minutes. Yeah.

And my takeaway immediately was, these women don't seem to like each other that much. Oh, I know, I got the same sense Like they there's that one beat with the two on the bottom that comes up pretty pretty soon shortly later Where one says to the other i'm gonna kick your ass Oh, right the other kind of laugh and then the the one with the floral print on the bottom right there She's like I couldn't even run from you I want to run but i'm pretty quick or some shit The other ones like I can't catch you

But if I did and then the dog to her just smiling are they gonna fucking fight like what's happening on this body? I think Jill thinks that she's the biggest star. So that's the bottom, right? Right? She seems Before yeah, she's the one that had the most attention and became like the dance mom herself after the other crazy bitch kind of deal So she is the best out of all the four of them known wise. I didn't recognize her because she was wearing a floral pattern. Right. Usually wears the solid colors. So I was started off by that, too. She has a ton of followers.

She has like a million followers on Instagram or some shit. Or maybe it was two point five million or something. Ridiculous. Oh, my God. She's a huge influencer for whatever this is, whatever their influence with all of this. You know what I felt bad about? So they all they look like they live in lovely homes. You know, they're dance moms. They're probably very well off. But I think the black woman has a green screen. Yeah, she moves back. You see the orange right there? See in your arm? Yeah, when she moves back, She's just on like a dumpster couch or something

She moves back. It's fucking shitty as hell like that's a I've used that background places like we're therapy and shit So like I know it's there. Yeah, that's not her house So it's very sad that like they all have nice houses of course the black woman's it's like some shit Oh, she's kind of pretend that she has a nice house Oh, I know it's not great or she's at work. That's Popeyes behind her I got one I want to do the dance mom show She was a Popeyes lucky Got some perks Alright, there's a there's a farm near. I think it's Melissa gets really excited about this where you can pick sunflowers

Chris you and I were just having this conversation the other day when we're watching football. We were picking apples Near I think it's Melissa gets really excited about this where you can pick sunflowers Chris you and I were just having this conversation the other day when we were watching football we were picking apples And they have where you can go and pick your own sunflowers Flowers I'm so excited. I'm going to go maybe this weekend Video that I want to see that Take your own scissors and stuff like that pin clippers or whatever. Yeah sunflowers have their fields and clip your... Six foot tall sunflowers. Oh my gosh I'm jealous. I want you to do a photo shoot with the sunflowers. Yeah I could I don't like like a hippie put your hair down and all my goodness

And the sunflower Fuck you No, they're ignorant that's ignorant this is gonna be six feet tall You can do a photo share Stop pretending you give a fuck about this shit and then you haven't seen a sunflower Wow What else you know about sunflowers? They're yellow. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I don't even know pretty cool So then they're talking about you you know, Halloween just passed. Oh boy. And they're in a nice neighborhood, obviously. Three of them are. Three of them are nice neighborhoods. And this is what I call white people problems. The complaints about the

trick or treat are here. Some kids said, you don't have Skittles. And Greg was like, right, right. And he has big, he gets big candy bars. He's like, the kid saw I didn't have Skittles and Greg was like right right right and he has big he gets big candy bars he's like the kid saw i didn't have skittles he's like no but i have big chocolate bars he said i wanted to beat his butt yeah can you believe that anecdote pretty good stuff huh so then my husband's like so you beat his ass right you took out a switch and you beat his ass. You gotta beat that kid's ass. That's how he learns. What's a dad? All right, so Jill is very stupid.

Jill might be the dumbest person ever. It's not human nature, they're not human, but it's nature that they want to eat. Oh, they're talking about coyotes eating pets, remember we saw this recently with Tommy Lee's wife Oh, yeah, we're just you chase down the coyote. It was amazing. That was pretty awesome Yeah, but they're not talking about cool shit like that. They're talking about boring coyote coyotes eating like chickens or something that people have in their barn or whatever It's it's not human nature. They're not human, but it's nature that they want to eat.

You know what I mean? Like what are they going to eat? Like I don't know. I don't know, but not someone's pet. Well, I know. Except in the wildlife. But I guess they don't know the difference. No, I wish they were vegisauruses so they could eat that you know, they too

Don't agree with her yeah, I was thinking of the oh like the like a dinosaur Where they don't eat the other some didn't eat the other dinosaurs they vegetation That's retarded I hope she teaches school for a living. She probably does. I hope she's a school teacher. Now is the black lady as dumb or was she pandering? I think that she was pandering. These women seem to have a lot of insecurities, which they talk about in a little bit.

She goes, oh, you mean the dinosaur. As opposed to what else? The Vegasaurus. The Vegasaurus. I wish coyotes were all Vegasauruses. I like that they go, I know they have to eat but they shouldn't eat pets. And then the one lady's like,

I don't think they know the difference. Right? That one has a collar on it, I won't eat that one. Man, I gotta say, when you were playing the teaser, I was like, oh fuck. I'm having a lot of fun with this. Yeah, he's living a really stupid. All right, so this show's all about questions though., of course when you get four dummies in a room

You want them answering questions that's gonna help out a lot. So let's transition into the crux of the show Okay, so who dear dance mom is all about questions ladies. I'd love everyone's questions. They're so fun Yeah, I do. I do love them. Yeah, it's really fun I love them Guys you want to do questions? Oh my gosh. I love questions. Oh my gosh questions are so fun. I love all of them Is anything about this real to anyone like who would watch this on purpose there is one part that's real And I don't know if we can't do it or not So if I start just tell me the three of them and the one that looks like dark crystal that with the blonde hair

Like the public that that one there. Yes Margolis lady, whatever So she went um when she was not in the conversation she got jealous So the three of them were talking and at one point she just shows her leg and goes I'm wearing pajama pants They're all like what they don't even acknowledge her. She goes I'm wearing pajama pants and they're all like what they don't even acknowledge her she goes pajamas look I've got pajamas and then they're like talking some more she stops he goes pajama pants and then they ignore her the entire time I've watched that part three times I bet she was that kid in school too oh yeah for sure they're not looking at me I I'd better show off something. Did you guys hear something? You

guys see my asshole? Look, here's my asshole. Alright, now we're watching. Alright. Alright, so the first question is what's your biggest insecurity and we're going to learn that Melissa is a dumb dumb. I'm insecurities. This is a big one. Like sometimes when I go to one of my friends houses that I love dearly, sometimes there's really really, there's people there that are very smart. And when they talk about things, I have no clue what they're talking about. So I kind of just like go, I feel like sometimes I'm not smart enough

to be in certain crowds. And I know that's so stupid, but that's like a big insecurity of mine. I'm like, who's gonna be at this party? Cause sometimes- Well, first of all, it's not stupid. Yeah, it's not stupid. Well, first of all, you are stupid.

Yeah, so you should feel insecure about that constantly. Well, they should be insulted cause she's comfortable with them, right? With you ladies because sometimes around smart people I hate it That's a good point And she's just great. So she so she's sitting there. She's going I go to party sometimes I don't know what people are talking about. I don't follow the news. I don't know big words and Then she's like isn't that weird that that would be my insecurity? Yeah, that's like a big insecurity of mine. It's not weird.

No, it's not weird at all. You should be insecure about your intelligence. You're an idiot. Makes perfect sense. You're an imposter. You think you're famous because you're a kid with the class. You're obviously an imposter and you have no faith in yourself anyway. So yeah, you're nailing it. The funny thing here too, is that she's looking for all of them to be like, Oh stop it. You not smart? Are you kidding me? You're one of the smartest people out there.

None of them said anything like that at all. They're just like, people use big words. They're all so stupid. So how was the party? Hahaha. Who was there? Four scientists and me going, do do do do do. Like, what are you doing? How was the party? Who was there? Four scientists and me going do do do do. How's that about me?

I wear pajama pants. Alright so then they start talking about what defines intelligence and what makes someone intelligent. The way I always pose it, just because I think some people define intelligence in ways that Are not necessarily the most realistic ways like By a degree or a piece of paper like that doesn't mean who does that who defines intelligence by a degree? That doesn't mean you're intelligent or because you use big words a lot of people use big words Yeah, that that gets really not use that word correctly and that's a bunch of gobbledygook

These women are frightened by big words. They're like, you know It's kind of a big word now I think about it I would love to hear examples of what they think big words are Oh, I'd be amazing All right, so Kelly her insecurity is gonna blow everybody away. She's insecure about dancing. Can you believe that this dance mom? I'm very insecure about dancing. Like if I get too much money. Watch that again. Did you see the jaws? About dancing. Yeah. Like if I get up to what? That's what we're known for. Idiots.

You hear yourself. What are you talking about? You're the best. I am very insecure about dancing. Like if I get up to a wedding or like if I'm out at a bar or something, I will not dance. Even if you have a little bit of vodka in you? Nope, I will not dance. And I've been that way since I was little. I don't know if it's because like the dance is not choreographed.

And since I was two, I learned how to when I danced, it was something was always choreographed. You were told what to do exactly so you have 0 creativity got it got it OK so line dancing. It's into that right next. It's true. I don't know what the hell to do like I like I we didn't I never need that I never need that. I never did ever. Never knew that I never knew that yeah, if you pay attention I never dance ever what a fun show Yeah, you're right right through that thing what about like my dancing when they tell you what to do she's like, okay I mean I guess I can do that I could do that. I could do the electric slide

But then one lady turns to the black lady and goes and you can do the dougie It could you teach me to dougie but didn't even realize she did the song Well speaking of the black lady Holly you can do the Dougie and could you teach me the Dougie but didn't even realize she did the song. Like it was so stupid. That's funny. Well speaking of the black lady Holly, her insecurity are gross feet. Oh, so we learned about that. And the other thing is really funny. It's my feet because I have bunions and I've had bunion surgery on one foot. I haven't had it done on that second foot and I know people make fun of that and they

They're like, oh that's gross and no That's second foot Here's a question that comes in from a listener about wardrobe malfunctions. Oh, no, apparently. And I'm sure Pat knows all about this. There's a very famous wardrobe malfunction that happened on dance moms. And so they're like, well, not that one. Like there's been other ones that you guys can remember.

Next question. Well, I got I'm looking for one because Holly and me have the same one. I can do mine. Okay. Okay. Other than the headpiece hat malfunctions we saw on TV. What was the worst costume malfunction that happened at competitive at competition with the girls? I have a cute one about Kendall. Spare no detail. Was all excited about this. He's like, I got a good one. And Jill's gonna be like, Oh, yeah, you do have one for those.

Oh, yeah, that is so good. Go, go for it. That's all over YouTube. I love it. Her pants fell down All right, so this is a crazy thing. It's all over youtube. I'm like well, I gotta look this up. I want to see What's doing with this? Hilarious wardrobe malfunction. So I found it and uh, here's what she was all excited to tell us about So you see the pants are slipping off tries to pull them back up and they just come off.

Oh, well that kind of sucks. Yeah. That was a big thing. This video right here has 861,000 views. That's it, huh? 860 161,000 views That's entertaining for people someone's one that's not you're the one that's not a pedophile Yes, you're right For me, that's not my thing. It's a trap. I'll be watching this for a while So this kind of sums up the show for me right here. This is not my favorite episode. Yeah, it's not, it's not great.

It's not a good show. Anything else that you picked up on, Pat? I'm sorry I didn't get the clip of them fighting. Oh, it wasn't really a fight. It was just, like you said, it's just a show of four people that want to keep the attention because when other kids are adults,

all the kids have disowned themselves from that show. And the parents have too. The woman that ran it, they won't talk to her anymore. She fucked all them up. But they obviously need the attention still. They all live in the same town. I think the only thing I would have said is they all drove by some ice cream place.

And the bitch Jill was trying to pretend like she didn't know the ice cream place. And they're like, you know Joe's. You know that place. She goes, I don't drive on that road anymore. They're like, oh shit. Like that was their big drama. Yeah. Aren't they all from Pittsburgh?

I think. Yeah. They look like Pittsburgh. They look and sound like Pittsburgh to me. Brutitude has been a member for five months. Thank you. Why does Oates remind me of Croge bring back Croge sometime, please?

Why do you remind people of Croge Pat answer the question? I don't know who Croge bring back Croge sometime please. Why do you remind people of Croge Pat? Answer the question. I don't know who Croge is. No, nobody does. It's usually Scorch. So okay. Yeah, that's actually a good compliment. It's time for our cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. And this week's cringe of the week. Big news happened for Haley Welch this week. Talk to a girl. On Talk to a, she reveals her boyfriend. So this is, I'm sure you guys have all seen this already. This is the big important stuff that's going out of the world of podcasting. And it just goes to show you that Haley should not be famous. None of these people should have a camera on

filming them. This is so awkward and awful. Okay, you'll be okay. Where are you? Come on, we don't bite. Yeah. So Hailey's been talking about this for a while. You know, she's got this boyfriend, she doesn't want to introduce him. Maybe she will someday. So this has been leading up to this thing. And this is what happens. I'm what the world's been waiting for. Hello and welcome to Talk Toa.

I thought I was supposed to say hello everybody first. I guess that works. What am I supposed to do from there? What do you mean? What was I supposed to say right there? That's okay, I got it. Don't worry. That was great. How are you feeling? I'm feeling all right how are you feeling

nervous and not really are you a little bit you look a little nervous yeah my t-shirt very it's a vodka yeah what you got going on over there testing you're not nervous and like the slightest bit not really really not at all. You're a liar. I swear I'm not a lot my assholes gripping Prepare like wouldn't you know what you're gonna talk about? Like you nervous. I'm gonna talk about my asshole Her asshole gripping stuff But it holds on to him.

Pick it up, change. Well, here's my takeaway from this. And thanks to Chrissy Mayer for pointing this out to me. Haley's asexual. Here she has her boyfriend come on and she looks like she's nervous to be near him. Like, oh, he might touch me somewhere. Like just look at her posture.

She's all closed up. She's got her legs her legs folded oh did you ever think you'd be sitting over here no but then again for a while I didn't want to be because I like my little small town life I don't like being around a lot of people now he's a huge celebrity yeah sucked. That is true. So yeah, I'm just, I'm not as excited about this as I thought I was going to be. What do you guys think? Oh, he's hot. Oh yeah, he is.

Yeah, me too, but now the brown mat. I like your sweater. Who got you that? My mom. I'm just kidding. Take it back. Kind of matched the Christmas tree. Yeah.

Well. That's our show. Who got you that my mom I'm scared Take it back Kind of match the Christmas tree. Yeah well All right No more I can't do it anymore That is cringy. I made a decision today, and I hope that Pat appreciates this I decided not to pull any Tom Myers Good. I didn't

want to make Pat suffer through that even though Tom just dropped his first episode since the election. I've been waiting for that, but I'm like, I'm not going to do that to to Pat. He has to suffer through Tom Myers. He the fact that he still says yes when I asked him to come on W ATP should probably be nicer to him. Well, Tom does contact me or make some way to know that I that he saw the podcast when I'm on it So I know that he'll comment something the other day somebody made a joke on my on my Facebook or something about

The name Carl not you or something like that But it's starting with a C or a K and he goes okay is the terrible one in a winky face And I'm like, that's all you can do like that's all you have you have. Haven't you listened to any of the advice I've given you? Right? I know. It's, he calls me podcast Karen. I know. But he gets mad at you guys.

Like, it's not my fault that I'm going on here and being an asshole. It's like, it's all me. Right, right. We force you to tell him he doesn't know how to write a joke. Right, and I'm trying to help. But yeah, I mean, am I a little sad we're not gonna make fun of Tom? I mean, if there's no Tom and then no John, then I'm trying to help. But yeah, I mean am I a little sad? We're not gonna make fun of Tom

I mean, there's no Tom and then no John then I'm leaving There's some ridiculous shit going on with John this week, I can't wait to get into but I want to play something I don't normally play on the show and that's something that I enjoyed. Oh, I was watching Theo Vaughn with Matt McCusker. He had him on his show the other day. And I used to talk a lot about shitting at work. Now that I work from home, I'm not as concerned about that as I used to be. But I would tell people,

you gotta train your body to not shit at work. You know, it's just rude to go and do it workplace and then shit up the bathroom And so I enjoyed this conversation and their take on uh, shitting outside of the home What if she has that she can't shit anywhere else but her house maybe Could be which is where people should say people who are Like in transient shitting. Hey, man. Hey, man. Sorry I agree though, but I always want to be home. That's my thing. I always want to be I'm getting a little I was like

Pretty guarded about that, but now I'm like just letting it rip I've been flying more so I'm just kind of like whatever man, but I do agree home is where? For the heart is truly like I do want to shit at home every time yeah I agree with you that you should get more point like you should get like money back or something if you shit at home I agree with you that you should get more point like you should get like money back or something if you shit at home Should dude right? I should be a tax writer like a credit or so yeah because it is but it's dude just I also think the violence of shitting that's occurring in airport bathroom, it's like it's upsetting people are shitting so hard in those by we get around the wire back to this but No people are shitting at top speed. It's crazy That's the craziest thing to me to ever is when somebody shits at full blast speed like are you out of your mind?

You're gonna do so I from what I like People are in there just having like religious experiences Just experiences just being there. It's like yeah, the whole ayahuasca dump Wow just slinging disciples out of your butt everyone's fucked up dude. Oh, they need Bobby Kennedy to get all the crap out Because I've been a lot of airports yeah people really do have those violent shits and airports out of control I think that's where there is a cathartic experience. It's like look. I'm already miserable I'm gonna make everyone else miserable to see I assume that they're late for their flight And they're just trying to get it out as quickly as possible So they're pushing and they don't want to do it on the plane so they're getting no everything out right and they're chugging coffee on

Top of the shit. They're eating so you're really making a whole mess the cycles complete But they need to like put on some music in the bathroom or something all I can hear is the act of shitting When you're in those bathroom, and I want to get out so quickly from there. It's brutal So I thought they'd take out that it was good to top speed Why I'll do the same thing if I have to but I don't have faith in the people that put toilet paper In the dispensers because I hate when you have to like get up and there's nothing there And then you have to look and see underneath if you can waddle to the other one to get toilet paper in a public place So I'll pee but I won't shit there because I don't believe they'll be toilet paper

Do you get out the little paper thing to put on the seat? If you shit in a building, they provide it. If not, I will make a nest sometime. If the place looks gross, I'll do it. I don't think I've ever been to whatever it is. I don't think I've ever been in a toilet where there wasn't piss on the seat. Is it there always? I just straddle it like it's Turkish toilet. You know, you know, would be an expert would have some expert advice for us guys on this.

It's probably Lucy tight Lucy I know all about the piss on the seat. Yeah, what is women do at the worst right? They're just let it fly everywhere people claim that men's rooms are worse But let me tell you women's rooms are far worse than men's rooms because not only do you have to worry about poop and piss But you got period goop all over the oh geez there's period you know and told me about the period goop I know it's disgusting. That's what's going on in there. We're horrible horrible people Do women buckshot you know like when you have that thing that looks like peanut butter splatter on the side do they do that? I see that far less frequently, but I'm sure

frequently but I'm sure that happens Why don't women just leave the seat up? Why are they pissing on the seat the seats down and they're pissing all over it's like there's no reason for a seat that My theory is that they're dripping after they're standing up my theory is they're not wiping properly the drip theory I've heard about this yes. Yes. Yeah A lot of good boys. How much trip so you can see it. I mean that's not a drip That's a a mini Are you a dripper? Yeah, I'm also proud to report that I am NOT a dripper I'm sorry. I'm sorry just a fine mist

No, it would be she's like that's all I do I'm dripping now dripping now. Currently dripping. Some guy walks in behind her just slips. Feet go up in the air. Sorry, I just walked in the room. Now Lucy, you're not just here to talk about your vagina drippings. You're also here to present to us Glitter Forever 17. So you did a segment about some YouTube drama, some fraudster on social media last week.

What are we calling this segment? Do we have a name for it yet? That's a great question. All I can think of is YouTube whores, which I feel like does not have a great ring to it. So, you know, I feel like we need a name for this segment. Am I on the case? Well, you could be our YouTube whore.

How about that? Thank you. That's a good place to start, and then we'll figure out a name for the segment So what are you presenting to us today? Horrible, but with the whore on the video. Oh, there you go. Yes horrible youtubers Interesting interesting. What do you got for us Lucy? This week we are going to be talking about glitter forever 17 aka Breland and The thing that made me think about talking about her is actually people like JoJo Siwa.

So she is one of these people who she was absolutely a huge she she had a YouTube channel over 10 years ago is when she started. And so she was on the forefront of YouTube. She was making DIY videos. And she had an audience that was entirely eight year olds. But she went quickly off the rails. So the first thing that we're gonna do is check out her original content just to give ourselves like a little bit of a baseline and then we'll kind of see how she's transformed. It's hard to transition from child star to being taken seriously.

It really does. And I'm gonna be honest with you, if anybody does it, Glitter Forever 17 does it, she just never changes her audience of eight year olds while she's doing it So yeah, that's where it's gonna become a little horrifying. Okay. Let's see the beginnings here Hey glitter critters. So in this video today, I'm gonna be showing you how to make a giant gummy bear gummy gummy bear gummy gummy bear

Alright, so again, you're gonna show us how to make this gummy bear what's going on? You're not give us blue my kind of content. No. No, we're not gonna actually see the gummy bear making you can go check out her channel The video is still up But just so you kind of have an idea. This is you know again It's not my sort of content, but I can understand why an eight-year-old girl would like it So in up in clip 2 we're gonna see more of this very colorful PG content that she makes Hey glitter critters, it's Breland here. So in this video I show you how to make this crunchy

Satisfying rock candy slime and can you tell which one is slime and which one is the rock candy? I know it's so hard to tell because this works so well Candy, I know it's so hard to tell because this works so well Okay, so again, we're kind of getting the idea everything is very colorful and vibrant and it is very much So she makes a lot of candies she makes a lot of lip balms that is one of her big things that she'll make like a lip balm and then she'll like change like unicorn lip balm and all of these sorts of you know things that kids love and she amassed huge followings with these sorts of videos she had over a million followers but you know again back ten years ago which is

gigantic gigantic numbers all of these sorts of videos that she was putting out get in the ten millions of you count okay Okay. She's like Mrs. Beast. Yeah, she was a powerhouse, complete powerhouse. So without changing her audience, so with these eight year old kids still watching, she started out putting all of this insane adult theme content, but still with the kid forward attitude. So in my clip three, we are going to see how she describes vaginal health for children Okay

Jesus Christ. I have a feeling that Patrick Melton's gonna be enjoying this one My vagina looks like a gummy bear Having a naked monkey may not be so great for your lasagna lips pubes are important They protect your queef quarry by trapping harmful bacteria. And this is where the odor comes from. Avoid shaving or waxing all of your pubes to cut down on a moldy tinkle bird. Jesus Christ. Yes.

Oh, come on. That's AI. That's not real. That doesn't seem real, does it? Monkey lips? You can't say monkey lips anywhere anymore. Try. Again, so this was quite some time ago now. I think that video was maybe about seven years old. And again, she still has this eight year old audience. So this is not content for adults.

She is putting this out and she's just saying more and more crazy things. So because she was... She wants you to keep your pubes? is crazy. What did she tell you? It should be for adults. Yeah, that's ridiculous kids who queef to You are enough here on kids queef stuff kids suck the darndest things suck the darndest things. laughter laughter Alright, so because again

she was so incredibly famous, she ended up collaborating with one of YouTube's biggest content creators, the infamous cat fucker Shane Dawson. Yep. And instead of doing like a cutesy video like she had been, she ends up fake murdering

Shane Dawson and turning him into lip balm, which is kind of funny. Like I kind of like that concept. As an adult video, that's great, except for the fact that her young audience literally thought that this was real and freaked the fuck out that she was actually killing Shane Dawson. Okay, we'll check that in clip four. The first thing we're gonna add is some of Shane's brittle little fingernails. Is that poo under his nails? Add some of Shane's luscious locks of hair.

UGH! UGH! UGH! I'm just using a cheap Bic Razor and slicing Shane's nipple off. Anyways, I like to milk the nipple of all the blood inside for flavor and moisture. It's also filled with pus. Now what we created together is complete. Part of him is living inside of me now as his smelly poo jellied nails and crusty fried nipples moisturize my soul. This is fucking wild. Yeah, wild. Yeah, it's crazy. Again, I kind of like it as an adult. And if it was tailored to adults, and if we had kind of like shifted into that from what she was doing, but this is just still only eight year olds watching her. So they're just freaking out. So

everybody is noticing this content shift and a lot of people start to blame her new Russian husband. She had been in a 10 year relationship and she ended up dumping her 10 year relationship and then immediately getting with this Russian guy named Slava So in my clip number five, we're gonna check him out and and Carl I want you to tell me if you notice anything about this man who is married to a woman. Okay Yes, Sam is like brutal in California because there's no clouds like ever. So it's like it's beating you. It's Founding you look at daddy Okay, he's adjusting it like how Lucy specified you to figure that out

Yeah, I figured if anybody could spot it it might be Carl So we all figured out I think I think everybody here figured out again. Hold on. I'll do you look at daddy How does he pronounce daddy like that? Is that what he said? Well, he's Russian, he's Russian. That's the proper way. Okay. Rush, it's Russian for God.

He truly is, he truly is. So we all figured out that he was gay immediately, right? There's no way, this is not, I did not search for this clip. This was the first video that I found of him, me putting my cursor down in a random spot, he's constantly behaving like this. But it turns out that Glitter Forever 17 was as dumb as her audience was when they thought that she actually killed Shane Dawson, because in clip 6 we're gonna find out how long it

took her to figure out that he was gay. It was kind of a slow realization that he was gay. So yeah, she's also an idiot. It took us all seven seconds. Yeah. It took her more than seven seconds to figure this out. She was with him for five years. Wow. Five years.

Yeah, they're no longer together, but they're still good friends. So her downfall continues and she starts going on to this platform called you now which is a stream Is marrying a gay guy the worst thing a woman could do? I feel like there'd be a lot of benefits to that I think the worst thing a woman can do would be dribble on a toilet seat, but yes Thinking like you don't watch football, you know, you don't have like the guys coming over and to do bullshit around the house Breeland She did a whole video

Where she got to go through his makeup bag? I mean, there's lots of wonderful, wonderful things about having a gay husband. So, you know, but she kind of continues on this downward spiral. I have showed you just a couple of videos of her being crazy. There are endless videos of her being insane. She does these things where she's like a pregnant Barbie.

And again, this is for eight year olds. There's just constant vagina and coochie talk. It's just completely insane. But she gets on this platform called You now and you now is basically a streaming platform it's kind of like twitch but without the video games and What she does on this platform is just get super wasted and super slutty all the time So we will check that out in clip 7 seven. I'm about to go get me some ice and I'm about to sit down with my man and play with his speaking cucumber tonight. I'm gonna make that mother f***** squirm like. So she's like

the Miley Cyrus of YouTube is what we're seeing here. Like she just got straight from kid entertainer to slot. Yes, absolutely. And the advantage of you now is I don't think that the eight year olds followed her over there. So on the plus side, at least everybody who was over here was adult people. However, many of those popular content, she was succeeding at least somewhat on you now. And the reason that she kind of made this transition is because her YouTube audience started getting older and she didn't have anybody following her content anymore, so her numbers were dropping. She needed to make money. So she ended up getting criticized a whole bunch for this, right?

Like this is a... Like you're doing right now? Yeah. The response was really bad. She had some of her fans that had watched her when they were kids growing up with her now and being like, what are you doing? Like, are you going insane? And then she started to take a cue

from one of our favorite idiots, John, by just constantly insulting her haters in my clip eight. Great. Fuck you, you don't give a fuck about me. You're petty stinks, that's why you're so mad Stupid bitch sharp see you're just jealous because you're probably really ugly She's not that attractive Calling people ugly if I would like her

Yeah, yeah, so does that work when you just tell all the haters that they suck and that they're losers Does that usually get them to go? Oh, yeah, you're right. I'll stop bugging you now well, I don't think that it was working quite so well for her because On you now the fans pay the creators in things that are called bars. So that's kind of like they're they're monetary So that's kind of like their their monetary Form over there, and I think that if the insults worked She probably wouldn't be taking a cue from Aaron Imholz and begging for bars in my clip 9 Got some bars do any of you bitches have like 5,000 bars or free spin? It really is like Aaron Abel. You know what would be really fun if someone gave me $100 right now. Wouldn't that be cool?

Yeah. We gotta hit our goals. Yeah. What is her goal? What is 5,000 bars? Are these like a penny apiece or something? I have no idea I have I think a lot of bars to me I could not follow the you now stuff and the you now stuff is hard to find because most of its gone off the internet Now so I have heard that these screams were completely bonkers, but there are few clips of them to be found Oh, that's too bad. Yeah, I've never heard of you now. Did you familiar with this Pat? No, I this is the one thing I only know about Jojo Siwa now I know she is now. Yeah, I think about this fan bitch. Yeah She's the most attractive with the most bars and and her pussy doesn't know

Now Queen Yes, that is the name of the player. You know, she's currently on oh you now Queen I thought you know Queen but she wouldn't spell no Yeah, either is possible So you might she died because I feel like this is a video where she dies at the end and we all go Oh, yeah, this is the last video all spoiler that makes sense last video all spoiler that makes sense no but you might think that this would have been her rock bottom is begging for

bars and getting wasted and all of these things but no no because our next video in clip number 10 we are going to watch her fucking an inflatable turkey okay happy thanksgiving everybody is what I'm getting at, I guess. Now, I removed her moans from this video and I added a little music bed because I thought that the moaning was perhaps not great. So, OK, yes.

She's really going at it harder. So she's on OnlyFans now? Yes. Good question. She is on OnlyFans now. Okay. Her pussy stinks now. Well it might taste delicious now we don't know what's that she went online she bought shit she's got a costume outfit on it's great that's not spontaneous

she put on her Miles Standish lady outfit she got a turkey she got some banners you have wood paneling, which is yeah Obviously, we all know that and then so if you did there and she goes this is what I have to do This will bring the bar. I just want to hear the conversation of Party City when she was trying to track down all this stuff He's I'm gonna make a video where I'm fucking a turkey for my only fans promote. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's an aisle right over here Women of that time did not wear those stockings. This is inaccurate. It's not historically accurate at all. Yeah, she's really leaned into the turkey.

Something that I will give her credit about is that after she makes a total fool of herself, she does lean into the joke. she understands that she has done something dumb So she is now making videos on tik-tok Tik-tok of her like dancing with the turkey which is like I'm like alright. Well. I mean you made a choice Maybe maybe don't just be any of that just literally your bed That just lit with that. You made your bed. No lie in it.

So you might be wondering, though, I just mentioned she's on TikTok now. She's doing only fans, but we can also check out some of her more recent YouTube videos in my clip 11. So let's see what she is up to now. Hey glitter clitters, it's Freeland here. So in this video today, I'm going to be reviewing something that I am so excited to try and that is this incredible sex machine. Jesus Christ. Okay, remember that guy that we saw

who was reviewing all of the pocket pussies or whatever? He was just jerking off on his OnlyFans like with 200 different devices or something? Oh, and the shit that would stretch his dick too, right? Oh yes, that's right. Who could forget? Who could forget? So is that what she's up to now? She kinda shows of shows this stuff on YouTube and goes if you want to see Me actually fuck this thing over to my only fans

The weirdest part is that she never says if you want to see me actually fuck this thing go over to my only fans She marketer first. Yeah, she is promoting all of these things. I assume that she's getting sponsorships from these companies all of these things, I assume that she's getting sponsorships from these companies. And then she is just talking about all of these toys that she uses, or she'll do other ones too where it's like, how I get ready for my OnlyFans videos. And then she'll be like, Fleet is my favorite brand of enema. Okay. That's important stuff that women do need to know about. So that's good. So she's become educational. I mean she really has come full circle Hopefully at this point her audience is no longer eight-year-olds right I'd like to think

But yeah, she is she's just slinging sex toys nowadays So happily ever after that is what you're saying yeah Her gay ex-husband and you know she learned her lesson she lost her house to foreclosure and I'm pretty sure she's not making any money What is this foreclosure? I only have two closure But the question is did she ever put the turkey at the end of that machine? Might have noticed in that video that the turkey is in the background of that video

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Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum! Stunk fart! So I happened to be hanging out on YouTube the other day and I see that Opie is live and he's got a new show that's called OP showing you something cool in NYC. And I went, what's it about? What is this cool thing in New York City that OP is going to show us? So he's walking around this phone and he's filming and talking to people and doing all the OP stuff that OP does. And I was really excited to see,

sometimes he goes to parks and things like that, or show you a bridge that was in a movie or something. But this one, I was like, no way, this is amazing. This is why I'm live streaming today. Tom's Restaurant. What's up, Lewis? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Again, he's done this before he's out of ideas this man. What's he doing? Well, there's not a lot to do in New York Other places he could go Lucy besides you who watched the last one So then he goes inside and Shows us, you know some of the posters that are up and the Seinfeld characters signing things.

You got the cast of the Seinfeld. They signed this thing a million years ago. They probably haven't been here in 20 years. Oh no, maybe they've been here sooner because no, no, no. Jason Alexander looks a lot older than that. No, no, no, no. And then there's all the foreign money from people. Foreign money.

You got this thing. You would think they would remodel this place considering it's a tourist. He would think they would remodel this thing. It's a tourist attraction. Let's change it. The Eiffel Tower people come for it. Can we remodel that thing? Yeah, what are we doing? Why would we keep it the same fucking idiot these guys who are popular 20 something years ago? Oh like me, right? Yeah, he's like Jesus back to this diner. Yeah, they've all moved on Thinking this is like his Belmont except he's not on the wall, right? Yes

Okay, so I checked in to Right. Yes. Okay. So I checked in to, uh, Opie does this thing on Fridays. He does F you Friday. And he starts off the show with a lot of energy. I mean, this is like 6 AM and he's got a lot of energy for the show. Wakey wakey, wakey wakey. Good morning. Welcome to my live stream where what 500 feet above the streets of New York City on this Friday. It's F you Friday. That means it's your chance to get involved with the program and let me know what

what bothered you this week. Okay, I I'll I'll start an F you to Matt Gates stupid choice by Trump for Attorney General knock it off give the people down there in Washington a real choice for attorney general There there it is. That's how easy this is Pretty hot take right there. I love when he talks politics. He's like at the Friday, but I know whatever participates in that few Fridays Don't try to get this thing going. Yeah, he's trying to get out of the way quick because the lines are flooded Let me get my take and then we'll go to yours So always leave with a topic. No one wants to discuss too. That's the key to it

We love about what about Opie is that his political takes are such surface-level tanks He never gets any further just goes Matt Gates is a terrible pick there. I said it you're like, oh why? What's your thoughts on that? Who would be better? Anything because then he comes back to it later I guess he was having a Twitter battle about Matt Gates the night before You're like, oh, well, why? Like, what's your thoughts on that? Who would be better? Anything. Because then he comes back to it later. I guess he was having a Twitter battle about Matt Gaetz the night before. So he comes back to that later in the show.

Like, I think Matt Gaetz is a terrible pick for attorney general. I really do. And then all of a sudden I'm like, I'm not gonna go back and forth with these people on Twitter. I know it's a terrible pick. Anyone with a brain knows it's a terrible pick.

Why am I gonna spend the rest of my day debating this on Twitter. I know it's a terrible pick. Anyone with a brain knows it's a terrible pick. Why am I going to spend the rest of my day debating this on Twitter? So I said I'll be on my blue sky account. And I guess that pissed people off. What? You can't take it? You can't take it? You can't take it? You can't take it? You can't take me and my hundred bots? My hundred troll accounts? This is why OP is so stupid. He's admitting right here that he gets flustered by the trolls on Twitter. He was getting upset. And they have hot takes like, I can't take it.

I can't take it. I can't take it. I can't take it. Well, also again, he just goes, everyone knows Matt Gaetz is a horrible pick. Wild. It's fine, but give some kind of rationale for this. Some analysis of the situation. He can never do that. It's like, what's the point? The point of even bringing this up. It's like the Tom Myers thing. It's like a

little explanation would help. Yeah. You're the one bringing up the topics you introduced there for your audience may not know the subject, teach them for 30 seconds and then give your hot take. It's also like the stutcho thing where he's like, me and my buddy were talking. So that makes it so. Right. Yeah. It's like, okay, whatever. Who cares?

I was on Twitter talking about this. Neat. I don't follow you on Twitter. I don't give a shit what you're doing on Twitter. And then he left due to blue sky and drove people crazy, which means he was still looking at Twitter after he said he left and was going to blue sky. People are freaking out that I left Twitter like, how do you know? And then the other thing that Opie does, this is maddening. I haven't checked out Opie in a little bit, so I thought maybe some things had changed, but it's still the same thing

where whoever comes into the chat first has to be the first one to chat Opie and then Opie gives that acknowledgement of who the first person is in there. Crew Robert Cowling, you're first on the whole damn thing. Ross Dawg's broken spirit thinking he was first, you're second. Ross Dawg's broken spirit. I'm sorry. But Ross Dawg says Team Tyson. Absolutely. I can't wait for this fight tonight. I hope it's not a bust. You got Mike Tyson 58 years old Jess ripped He was at the weigh-in yesterday against his Jake Paul youtuber s talker and

They're fighting tonight. I just pray it's not a bust. I hope it's a real fight I hope there's no head gear involved in all that nonsense. I hope they just go at it Headgear is the problem. He has with this. He doesn't want this. won't be real fair. There's headgear involved. Probably should have researched this. Yes, so Let's talk about this Tyson fight. Did you watch it last night Pat? Yes, they did. I did exactly ended exactly the way I thought it was gonna end. He's a 58 year old man Yeah, not only did it end the way I thought it would I put money on it And it was a plus 275 that it was gonna be Jake Paul in a decision And so I did win that bet now I had a parlay

With Amanda Serrano who definitely won that fight. Did you see the women's fight? That was ridiculous She caught your fucking eye open and she has to fight with that The headbutts were nice. I like the headbutts. She cuts her fucking eye open, and she has to fight with all these headbutts, and she still beat the shit out of her, and somehow the judges unanimously gave it to Katie Taylor,

and I lost my battle. That was quite the upset. Yeah, but you gotta get that poor, rigging trainer on your podcast. That guy was great. When he grabbed the mic afterwards, he goes, she's a nice girl, but she cheats, and she's dominant, her head is huge.

I'm like, that's great. That's a great take. I was so annoyed with Netflix, It kept kicking me off. Oh Yeah, I literally like wrote to their customer support thing and it said a service. It will be with you in 1305 minutes So I was able to get it pulled up in time for the Jake Paul Tyson fight and why was that a bore? I mean, I don't know what people were expecting. Mike Tyson hasn't had a good fight in over 30 years. People are like, I don't know, man, he looks

good. I saw some of the videos of Spar. He looks like he's going to beat this. No, it's Mike. Mike Tyson can't box anymore. It's impressive that he looks as good as he looks. Well, they had, you know, great takes from, you know, boxing experts like Rosie Perez. It was a very weird fucking team they had going on there. Rosie Perez was so unnecessary on that show. So annoying. So this is Opie's hot take on the Tyson fans. Oh my God. And of course, if you're older, if you're older if you're older then I would say 40 years old you're going with the Mike Tyson right? Right? All these youngsters are probably rooting for the Jake Paul. Yuck!

Evander Holyfield should fight Michael J Fox. That's why Ross Dawg's broken spirit is one of mine. One of mine. Cheers to Ross dogs. All right. How is everybody? Good. I don't even get that. What is he talking about? Doesn't matter. Ross dogs was first. Holyfield was there last night next to Lennox Lewis. He was the one that couldn't talk. Lennox Lewis kept trying to talk to him. And Holyfield obviously has been hit in the head

too many times and he can't speak. So I think he's just saying he's a shakin' like Michael J. Fox. But I don't know why that makes him his number one dog. Like why he's like, you're I think he's just saying he's a shake and like Michael Jake Fox, but I don't know why that makes him his number one dog. Like that's why you're my boy because you love Parkinson's. This is before the fight though too. Pat's not like he's responding. Yeah, react. You never saw it.

He has never seen that yet. So Opie says if you're over 40 rooting for Tyson, I watched it every single person in that arena was rooting for Tyson. There was I didn't see anyone who was rooting for Tyson. I watched it. Every single person in that arena was rooting for Tyson. There was, I didn't see anyone who was rooting for Jake Paul in that fight. I think he's conflating rooting for and going to win. I think he's mixing up those terms. Correct.

But he also doesn't understand that Tyson is a celebrity to younger people too. He's been in the hangover movies. He goes on all these shows and eats mushrooms. Yeah, the cartoon. He's got the cartoon like Tyson is. His podcast is pretty big too. And he has it with all pot smokers and famous people they know. So it's like, yeah. Yeah. So, so Opie's just going, yeah, I mean, if you're an older guy like me, you know,

Mike Tyson is, we all know Mike Tyson is, he's a probably a bigger celebrity now for different reasons, like a fucking, you know, multimedia star at this point. I mean the 90s had a rough go at it for a little bit there It was funny watching the mr. McMahon documentary series have you seen any of that bet yes, it's great because For publicity they want to get Tyson involved in WrestleMania to make it a big deal And like they're like so he He was never convicted of rape was he like, oh, yeah. No, he was like, oh wait Why do we hire this fucking guy? What the fuck are we thinking? They're like not at that time. That's what the daughter said not that time. Oh, yeah, definitely at that time

That's when wrestling did a weird turn in that moment. He was raping. Oh perfect So he's changed his um Rep reputation since that I would say. He's doing a lot better with that. But Opie's falling for all of this because he's watching those videos with the crazy training. Have you seen any of the training videos that Tyson has been doing? It's just crazy. Good morning Nick.

Good morning Ted Palawada. Good morning Jason. Good morning Gale. Good morning Bob. What else? Morning, good morning. Morning, good morning. Morning, good morning. Morning, good morning Ted Palawada, good morning Jason, good morning Gale, good morning Bob. What else? Morning Jason Squad, happy Friday.

Yeah, happy Friday to you RJ Hinners. Andy Vollin up there in Albany, how are you Andy? How are you? This is what loneliness looks like. You used to not be able to see this sort of thing. And now it's being broadcast on the biggest video streaming site in the world. Where it's a lonely guy who has to say hi to his couple dozen people watching him. And knows where they live.

That doesn't say the address, but nuts. He's getting to know these people. I don't think OP has a friend outside of the Gebhardt crew that he hangs with because who would go on the internet and say hi to everybody in the chat that's what I'm thinking he celebrates the first one who gets in the last can't be far behind all right we're up to 24 I don't know if there's gonna be more people coming in so just rattle I don't want anyone wishing me a goo morning but a goo morning sounds terrible by the way oh you don't know if it's gonna be more people coming in. So yeah, just rattle. I don't know anyone wishing me a goo morning But a goo morning sounds terrible

Well, you don't want that huh? All right. No All right. I feel like this is a theme on today's show some turkey talk He's got one of the hottest takes you're gonna hear about I don't know if you know this but like people don't eat turkey outside of Thanksgiving all that much How did they convince us to about, I don't know if you know this, but like people don't eat turkey outside of Thanksgiving all that much. Jesus Christ. How do they convince us to like turkey once a year? It's stupid. It's dumb.

It's stupid. You know, but it's tradition. And you know, you're sitting there like, oh yeah, what a great tradition as you're just cutting into a dry piece of turkey. There's not enough gravy in the world You could deep fry your turkey all you want, but the thing stinks Absolutely stinks Brian Bernard out there alone on how good stuff

And there's not enough gravy in the world with this dry turkey am I right guys who's with me on that stinks What but I didn't realize and maybe you did That this is a whole conspiracy by big turkey To get us to eat this. I gotta get my stupid turkey Oh turkey. Oh No No, I want prime rib Maybe I can make prime rib in the shape of a turkey because I'm good news

Hope here to download you could just have prime rib if you want You do whatever you want. I don't know if you can Who do you think he's having Thanksgiving with who's making this turkey doggy All of a sudden the supermarkets are filled with turkeys. It's like, where have you been all year long? Jesus, does he not understand how this works? Like when people want to buy a thing, the stores stock up with that thing. It's the biggest conspiracy theory.

You could go with the birds aren't real, the earth is flat, and we didn't land on the moon, even though we went there six times. Just have eyebrows. Next time someone goes, you know, we didn't land on the moon. Go, well, what about the other times? Because, you know, we went there six times,

not just one time. What about the other six times? Or six times in general, I think. But the biggest conspiracy, I think, is the fact that the Thanksgiving people, the turkey people, have convinced us that we like turkey once a year. That's why the supermarkets just have piles and piles

of turkey all over the damn place. And then, you know, somewhere around December 1st, there will be no more turkeys in the supermarket until next year because everyone knows no one buys it off season. What the fuck? Is this the dumbest thing you've ever heard? Why can't I find pumpkins in January?

What's up with that? And another thing, I mean, I'll eat a turkey sub, yeah, throughout the year. I was just gonna say, I know that he's talking about a big giant Bird of a turkey, but there's turkey in grocery stores literally year-round in the deli section for sure Every sandwich place ever you could have a turkey sandwich whatever you want. There's never a shortage of 30 Convincing us that we like turkey. We don't even like turkey, but they've talked us into it somehow Conspiracy I know women who fuck them

They like turkey a lot. It's literally I've had turkey on I've had turkey on Christmas so you can get it past December 1st Very true yes So don't ruin the illusion. Oh big it's very excited about the viewers who come and view him because they're mostly regulars He knows where they live and stuff like that. But then sometimes new guys become regulars Yeah, Oh damn just just Tini in is becoming a regular good. I like I like seeing the new people becoming regulars Scott Watson good morning. I hear you're going fishing this morning Scott. Where was my invite? All you have to do is come down the river with a boat. I'll jump off one of these piers Please see if there's any straight bass in that river still

Might be a couple straight bass still in that river right now. Why does he know that the guy's going fishing? I don't know What is going on with it? So this must be part of his uh pod squad the facebook group or something Oh, right, right, right. Cause remember- That was what I was going to ask is because it has the Facebook logo, so that's a person who's commenting on Facebook. So is he reading everything they're doing on Facebook before he starts streaming? I think so. No, Opie.

These people are so lonely that they're going into this Facebook group for Opie and saying, hey guys, I'm going to go fishing later today. Oh yeah, cool Scott Scott How's your cancer? I've never ever saw this pat. They did a pod squad meetup at Gebhard's. It was like 11 people. Oh Show it off. It was so bizarre. Oh, we took a photo with all the Hired actors cuz I bet you these aren't real. I bet you he has like 12 accounts and he writes things like Dawn Fishing wish I was with Opie and then like oh man

He must love Opie. Could you imagine if that was the case that these were all Opie sock accounts who are complimenting Opie all the time? Why else would he know like hey look there's Tom and Buffalo Oh look a new guy Justin Deenies, but you made him up. That's right He suddenly gives a shit about people what's going on? I hope that this is true Opis family's been dead They're like buried on the beach somewhere They're like buried on the beach somewhere

Beach house got a doggy pump in that boat Scott Watson buried my children Allegedly that's awesome. I hope that's true the other thing that's crazy is opi He's always showing off his view Where he lives is one of the most expensive places to live in all of the United States. It's crazy what he's got there, and that's just one of his homes.

And yet, he will accept and be very thankful for $5 Super Chats. Right, to Paul, who just gave me $4.99. Thank you, Paul. Cheers. I just got a brand new MacBook Pro yesterday. That didn't come cheap, so I'll take your your fibers today to knock down the cost of that. Absolutely That five dollars wouldn't pay for five seconds of living in that place. No, it's crazy

Why even take money at that point? I Can't look at opium not think of him promoting Facebook stars which are worth a penny. We found out there are a penny a piece. Give me Facebook stars. It's a way to help me earn money. And then you look at his background. I mean, when was the last time he had real revenue coming in? I know he has the old money, but... Right, no, he hasn't made money since the Westwood One deal, which was 2018. So, yeah, that's a long time to live without any income.

Right. So this, I think, I think this is paying for all his streaming services. I mean, he needs, he does. This blitz takes 20 bucks. He needs Hulu. He does bring it up from time to time. He's like, no, we're making money over here. We're actually making some money. It's like, it's so negligible. It's a rounding error You're right based on his lifestyle sense I Wonder if he'll ever get a job again. He's talked about getting a job on the radio again

So a lot of these guys want to go back on the radio for some reason I mean, I'm sure he was not hiring anyone that costs money ever again. No, no, it's done. Nothing's live anymore Right when I go on the air, I recorded it four days earlier. We don't besides morning shows no one's live. So they're not going to pay him to do this and record that shit. We had Eric Nagel on I don't know if you caught any of that pat but he was just saying because he works for I heart still he's one of the people who still has their job over there.

And he was saying that some kind of memo leaked that they're going to be cutting 30% of the workforce by March. That's just I'm at a smaller place, but we just had the email that 10 people got caught. We have 100 or so people but like, it was out of nowhere. One of the guy was doing like six jobs to yeah, and he's gone. So it's like, It sucks. Not a fun place to be, but that's where Opie wants to get back to. And a guy brings up that Jim Norton might be leaving Sirius, and this really triggers Opie. He has a lot of hate for Jim Norton. Jim said he may be quitting Sirius. Oh, are you going to quit? Do you want everybody to feel sorry for you because you're leaving Sirius XM?

To do a podcast with your wife? What are you doing? Making more money? Don't you understand, Norton, that it's a lot tougher on the other side? Keep your stupid cushy gig that no one's listening to because it's nothing but a hustle on the other side. It's a pain pain the ass out here I don't like you but here's your advice stay in that stupid seat because it's not easy out here

What a jealous bitch. Yeah, hope he is the bitterness. Yeah bitterness is just Oozing from him. I also love the fact that he goes Oh, you don't even understand how hard it is to make a living podcasting. Jim has been podcasting for years. Yeah, he's been doing chip and Doug Bell and now he's doing the show with his wife. They're getting big guests on that show. It's just like, Jim Norton actually has fans and followers and people who want to see what he's doing. to see what he's doing. Jim has tested out many different ways to see which one hits, which one draws the most, what's getting the most range while still being able to promote it and all that stuff on the radio. They'll come over. The ones that like him will definitely come over anyway. He didn't, Oh, he didn't know how to do that. Cause you're taking pictures of guys pissing and shit. You don't think about your fucking background. Correct. Oh,

we had no idea. No plan. When Westwood one hired him to do a podcast, he had no plan. He didn't know. He was just going to walk around the streets with his buddy Carl, with his Zoom recorder, and there's another episode. We did it again, made another one out. And so now Opie's going out there. All my sidekicks can't die. Well, they did. What are the chances that all the guys who want to work with me die? I heard him catch himself there. He's like, hang on to your cushy gig that no one listens to.

Right, yeah. How could it be both? Yeah, yeah, right. You gotta get that in there as well. So, Opie obviously did not have a plan, and that's why he's bitter in saying, why would anyone go into podcasting? There's no money to be made.

It's like, no, no, Opie, you just did it all wrong. And you continue to, because right after that, he brings on his guest. All right, Ron the waiter is back, unfortunately. I mean, hi Ron. This guy, Ron the waiter is the worst. I mean, worse than Vic Henley even. This guy is just nothing.

I don't know why Opie puts up with them It is similar to the dance moms that we were watching earlier was just idle small talk. Just nothing going on like Has the view on can I watch something else? So I think Jim will do just fine there Opie he definitely does not need your unless Ron becomes a trans waiter. Then he'll be as good as Jim There you know, you're talking Alright, I mentioned that it's been a big couple of days for our buddy stuttering John Melendez John is starting to do this thing now that I'm really enjoying where he's letting the truth come out and it's happening in drips and drabs where all of a sudden he's realizing that people can see he's not doing that well and he starts off his show on Thursday of this week trying to play up

the hey I'm on top of the world I'm stuttering John Melendez the Duke the Duke of the Devil birds the Admiral with my boat. How are you everybody? I'm doing really good Skola Well, not really Wow energy change to broccoli did it. Well, since you're pressing me for details. I can't lie to the good people. All right, so yeah, that was like Leonardo DiCaprio on the Titanic and then straight to him in the ocean

Happened very quick So I haven't paid attention to John in like a week or two. Why is he now an admiral? What happened? Oh, okay He did a video on a boat where he goes with my new boat and he showed us around He gives a tour of it and then he owes a bunch of money to mince the lawyer So he goes I'm just kidding. I don't own a boat I can't afford that you know obviously and then Kevin Brennan made fun of him for pretending he had a boat so then he went No, actually it is my boat and he took another video of him driving the boat And so now he's pretending that he does own a boat for some reason even though everybody knows he does not own a boat So now he's the admiral.

The rear admiral. That's perfect. His driving of the boat was as fake as his owning of the boat. Yes, he doesn't know what he's doing. It's really funny. Let's find out what's going on with John why he's not doing very well. So my power's been disconnected. Am I what? So? So I call up this LCEC, you know, whatever the fucking thing is here. They bought their power from Florida Power Commission and then they fucking charge them more. Yeah, because I got to deal with people like you, John. You're the one who's driving up the costs for them to run their fucking business, you idiot.

But I just got here in July. So I don't fucking know. Okay, he bought his house last year in I don't know, May or June or something like that. But he finally moved in permanently in July. But he's owned this house for over a year, a year and a half. Well, yeah, you haven't paid your bill.

I'm like, what? What bill? Well, we haven't paid your bill. I'm like, what? What bill? Well, we've been mailing you bill. I just got it. What bill? You motherfucker. So then I got to fucking pay like 325. So to turn the power back on.

I don't fucking know I used to have a wife to do that shit school. Okay, go ahead him and Susanna Filed for divorce in 2012. They were separated in 2011 He's been living this life by himself for all this time and he's mad at the power company Because he didn't know he had to pay for the power that was coming into his house and no one told we wasn't there The power the power no, so when you're not there the powers like oh my bad I'm not supposed to go in here He's not in the house he shouldn't pay for the perfect sense It wasn't even home. Why is the power in here? What's going on? What do I have to pay for gas? I'm not even driving the car

This is strange combination of performative John and real John right he is putting on an act to try to make it Less embarrassing although it it less embarrassing. Although it's more embarrassing. Oh, absolutely. That's what I love about this. So for some reason, he doesn't realize you have to pay for electricity. He does. Wait, has he always been in apartments since him and Susanna broke up?

Yes. So I wonder if every apartment that he's been in, the included He an electric has been included and so he actually is this stupid Interesting Own or have the name of most of things he had anyways Maybe the mom was getting the bills to her and he would she would just say okay. You got to give me some money That's very possible. Yes. He actually didn't know he was supposed to buy light bulbs So he might be this stupid remember that when he was first podcasting from his house, as soon as it started getting dark out, he was just like, you wouldn't see him anymore.

What the hell is this? He could only podcast when the sun was up. Gee, he didn't send a guy to put the light bulbs in. What am I going to do with myself? How many stutterers did it take to screw in a light bulb? So it turns out, he's had his power shut off twice in the past three weeks. And so he woke up this day, Thursday, and the power was out again. I woke up this morning and got myself a beer. No power.

So I go look and then he power out. No power out. I'm like, what the fuck? So I go look, and then he power-attacks. No power-attacks! I'm like, what the fuck? I find out! I call it SL fucking ACDC bullshit! And he disconnected me again! RAY WICKSLEIGHTER! Okay.

I'm back to hating him. Oh yeah. So, did he only know the power was out cuz the beer was warm What happened right there? Okay question another bridge in the beer wasn't beer temperature This is beer the store temperature, it's not beer What's your question is easy easy. I've been done this truck. So he said he woke up and the power was out. Yes.

Yeah. I just might be a humble brag, but I've never had my power cut. I would assume that would happen during the day times. Because a person has to come to the house. Yeah. So to do this. So when he woke up the afternoon. Yeah. Yeah That's a good catch. Yeah Yeah, Lucy, it's called a blackout. It's what happens in the middle of the day

School. I love the idea that they had a cut off his power three weeks earlier The power's off again and his first thing is like, like oh is there a power outage in the neighborhood it must be the entire block right like now I just paid my rent last month oh my gosh yes I don't pay my tax I did that last year right it's that way the thing they turned it off somehow they turned it back out which means he paid something yes but they gave him like a week to get the rest like why would it be two weeks later? Usually get like the next pay period at least Why are they cutting it off all the time? Well, I think he owes so much in back pay They probably put him on a payment plan that yeah, like they're not putting up with it anymore because I pay every other day

it seems like that because He calls up customer support and of course guess whose fault it is that John doesn't pay his bills The person who's the customer service route. Oh, I thought it was Trump You get this girl on the phone Oh, we just connected your power why oh You had a past two months. What do you mean? I just paid three weeks ago three hundred twenty five dollars. Oh Well, there was a past two. Why did you fucking tell me that? I'm sure they did. Oh, they should have told you they didn't

Okay, so I imagine he did yell at this person Oh, I yeah, he hasn't paid a bill all year and now he's screaming at this customer support person He's like yeah, I'm looking at the system. You only paid that one thing that one time He holds for every other month. So what do you think and it's recorded so I want to hear that Oh, I would love to yes, you know for training purposes We want to do you think he was big shot john or was he a small guy? No big shot john definitely came out because he's got a huge podcast. He needs to be on he needs his power back on. So it's spectrum all over again. I got

millions of people waiting for me to put out this podcast episode. What are my trolls gonna do? So apparently we can let your company can we have your name and address? Ha ha ha. You don't know who this is I'm just tell you this a good Gia. Now. Do you know who it is? All right, nevermind All right, so this is cost money to reconnect the power I know how much does it cost to reconnect? 50 bucks.

So it was 50 bucks last time, 50 bucks this time? Yeah. So 100 bucks? Because you didn't fucking tell me that I was past due? Sorry, somebody should have told you. Yeah! Nobody said that. So I

Was fucking angry I was hangry So I went over uh should be embarrassed tried to fucking right Now I realized what happened my grass is getting yellow. So because when the power goes off I guess the sprinkler turned off. Yep off I guess a sprinkler turned off. Yep. I don't know how to fucking I don't know how to reset the sprinkler. The power goes off three weeks ago sprinkler system stopped working and as he launched died we're just frowned upon of that area. He's a helpless baby. He really is he can't do anything for himself. He's a helpless baby oh my goodness I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand. It's it's

Insane what's going on this guy in a completely different story. My mailbox is full of letters from the electric company You can't even fit another letter in my mailbox I swear to God that type of comeback is coming up in this package that I put together. John is such a child in this, but he's blaming everyone but himself. He's not really angry. This is just his way of coping online and he thinks this is a good idea, which is amazing. Oh yeah. I don't think this is real. Well no, I understand that.

I think he's trying to relate to his people, which are all poor, that watch him and he's like what are they like? Oh, having no bills. Okay. I'll talk about being poor. No, no, this is real. He definitely got his power shut off twice and doesn't pay his bills. This is definitely, I mean, this is embarrassing. What's going on right now? Clever enough to come up with my power got shut off twice unless it really

happened. That's true. You know what? You're right. He I bad? He did have the Dookie Awards this week though. I believed in John for a minute. Am I bad? So this is talking about the power guys coming over. And I'm in good fellas mode now. And I'm hoping those fucking power guys come to the goddamn house. I'm gonna fucking tell them, listen, come here. Come here you.

Come here. The next time you come and go turn that power off, you better knock on my door first. Ring the goddamn doorbell, because I'll fucking pay you before you turn it off, you motherfucker. He doesn't work for you, John. He works for the power company. Also, that's not how that works. And he also doesn't accept bill payments. It's like he's not collecting for his paper out. Idiots.

Crumpled up tens. Here, take it. take it take my piggy bank if that's what you want I don't I'll drive to your house stand outside it when you're not there and yell you right already tried that It's gonna fight energy i'll do what they did to the mailman and good fellas So you're fucking out of the oven No, I can't YouTube service service. I'm just I'm just I'm just playing around with the movie good fellows I just watched it again last night for some fucking reason. I Love it. He doesn't know why he does things. Yeah He doesn't know why he watching good fellas last night, right?

He probably just came out of like a blackout or brown out was just like oh good fellas It's one of his five DVDs. Yes. Well, yeah, there's just came out of like a blackout or brown out was just like oh good fellas. It's on One of his five dvds. Yeah small. Yeah, there's a small rotation of movies It must have been on at the bar since he has no power. He can't watch it For some reason. Oh, that's right. There weren't any sports on football's on uh Whatever amazon they can't put it out at the bar. So anyone else experience a blackout? Oh, just you john just you so john can't put it out of the bar so anyone else experience a blackout Just you John just you so John can't believe this but

Bills happen all the time for your electricity. I'm all up to date, but I have another bill coming up. They tell me oh And you pay again on the 20 fucking on a 20 fucking second again, I go what I Spent three weeks ago now pay again. I go what? I just paid three weeks ago, now I'm paying today and I gotta pay again? What is this fucking? What? Is this the Puerto Rican bill that you're giving me?

What? Did someone tell you I'm Puerto Rican? No, but they can tell by the way you don't pay your bills. They do know you're stupid. There was a great comedian, I forget who it was who had the joke like I am so backed up I'm paying my bills. They started sending them to me in Spanish Which I don't know kind of fits in this scenario anyway Not the point the point is that John can't figure out his sprinkler system And so we had to have the sprinkler guy come over to show him how to get that thing started again

And I can only imagine what this looked like. So when they turned my fucking power off, what do they do? That deactivates the sprinkler fucking system. So I'm getting back from the gym and I see the god damn fucking contractor smiling Dan fucking out front. Smiling Dan's trying to get the sprinkler system working, but it ain't working. He's like, I'm gonna have to come back, figure this out. So he goes, but you can do it manually. You turn it right, then turn it left, turns off.

I don't fucking know. It's literally just a spigot. You turn it right. You turn it off and then you turn it on. You're troubleshooting any problem ever. It's the first troubleshooting activity that any normal rational human does. Let's see if Jack can figure this out.

Then I'm on the phone with the legend. I'm like, all right, 10 minutes in the front. All right, I'll turn the other one on. Turn that off. Turn the other one on. What do I do? I turn the whole screw, the whole thing comes out. And now I got a fucking a fucking I got a geyser. Whatever you fucking call it. fountain. Fountain. Fucking coming in that... Ehh... Man, that's all I know, I'm all wet. Thanks, buddy. They're coming up, it's like, turn the valves off! I can't!

I'm trying! Just turn the goddamn valves off! It only goes one way, I know, I'm fucking up my Frankenfinger trying to turn this goddamn thing off. They got my phone on on the grass. The fucking water is coming all over the place. Listen, you know, and I was on the phone with the letter every time I'm on the phone to legend this happens. John can't follow simple instructions. You heard the way

he explained what happened to water guys like, okay, I'll figure out how to fix this thing. But in the meantime water your fucking lawn I just turn it out for ten minutes both front and the back and just not pay attention on the phone There was his buddy big time in this guy I'm sure and then doesn't figure out how to do it next thing You know, he's fucking getting blasted by his own sprinkler system knocks the phone out of his hand If we can't figure out how to turn it off Just never pays attention to anyone else.

Everything's everyone else's fault but his. He didn't know a bill comes every month. Yeah. He was shocked that it's a recurring thing. Right. I paid you guys. Yeah, no, we don't. No, you gotta pay us some more.

So if everyone out there... Go ahead, so this is... I was just going to say YouTube only ever pays him once, right? Not on a monthly basis. Yes. Right. So that's he can only possibly get a bill once, not on a monthly basis. I feel bad for John's not always right now. I do. So I think if everyone out there every month on the 21st could blow up all of John's phones and everything, letting him know his bills do the next day I think that would be very important that we all do that. It just reminded us the 22nd buddy pay your bill Yeah in the chat everyone should remind John that he has to pay his bills because he's gonna forget

It's interesting the next day he has clay dabble around its clay day on Friday and I don't know if you know about this Pat But Kurt have put out a tweet that showed a 440 credit score, didn't say who it belonged to, but just said that he's in the banking industry and so we can find out information on people. And John freaked out, called up Experian to see if somebody ran his credit or something shut shit down. So it's obviously has a 440 credit score or worse. Otherwise, you't assume it's you and it's just like that.

And so this is bothering him a lot. And somebody posts this in the chat. My credit score is not 440. These assholes just believe it. Cause they're because they're fucking losers. I can't have done your credit. Any good will. Don't fucking missing that bill though. Journey boy. What's that? I said, I can't have done your credit much good not paying those uh electricity bills though. Oh I know fucking you know but it's clear

it's not because I don't have the money it's because I don't like I didn't even know that I owed it. We literally had that discussion last week about me telling you just take a day to open the letters and you were like, yeah Where's that stop sign when I need it dude Even clay is telling him John you have to open up your mail and look at it. Just go Yeah, I guess I probably should at some point He's literally letting the bills just pile up never even opening them and he's throwing in it to get his credit Which which is great. I did not address I have to say Clay was fantastic on this episode. He's getting a lot better with giving digs to John and letting him know that John's a piece of shit

But I got to play this clip because it still relates to the electricity bill in But I got to play this clip because it still relates to the electricity bill in This next one John's yawning all through this episode his own show bores the hell out of him So he's yawning into a question about the electric bill and something very telling happens here. I gave you 50 on your birthday you slag I didn't even see that You did you fight me for it? Oh, yeah right before that John was complaining that Clay doesn't give him enough money. So Clay goes, I gave you 50 bucks on your birthday. He's like, Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, no, you did. You read my super chat. You thanked me for it. He is such an ungrateful ass. I don't know what Clay's doing with this guy. What I meant was I didn't care. Yeah, right. He just treats him like shit. I gave you 50

on your birthday, you slag. I didn't even see that. You did you thanked me for it. Oh I did? On your birthday show. I appreciate it. Axe Co. Thanks for two dollars. You can't handle the simplest of tasks.

Tasks, failure, thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Most people don't assume the electricity fee. Well, I just got here. Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks, Like fuck you. Wait a second. Why does he know that? Yeah, why do you think? In California, they just let it go. They don't you don't have to pay electricity. What the country?

Yeah, so the fact that he knows that tells me that he's done this before especially say like I just got here He got there in July, but you own the house before that. It's my first day, right? He's just like I don't know. I don't know that they were gonna make me pay already Every month Johnny thought I was gonna get away with something all right so John catches himself here this is what I was talking about when I set up this whole segment where he's starting to tell the truth he doesn't want to but because he owes Vince money it's really bothering him that he actually has to pay Vince this money. But I will say, you know, you just can't fuck, you know, you just, you know, I don't have

the means. I don't know. You know, he's a multimillionaire. I'm not. I used to be somewhat of a well, I was a millionaire at that time and not a millionaire anymore. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. Vince is a multimillionaire, Chag anymore. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible Vince is a multimillionaire jackass. It's impossible to be a millionaire nowadays That's what he said it's impossible for me at this present moment as John right make a dollar that is true That is very true. So it's there are more millionaires now than there have ever been It's it's more possible than ever for other people. It's just crazy to me that all of a sudden John has been saying he's a millionaire for the entire time we've been covering him. Yeah, he's been

right. How many how much money he has. And now all of a sudden he's like, I'm not a millionaire. And you saw him go, Oh, and he's like, Oh, shit, I wasn't supposed to say that. I mean, maybe, I don't know, depends how you look at it. You know, if you fucking counted every fucking check hole, I guess you would but I'm not nearly up to his fucking his financial status So he fucked up. He said he wasn't a millionaire and then he had to be like, well, I mean I actually I am a millionaire You know if I sold my boat and I sold my Harley and my house, you know and all that up. I got a couch in here my Harley and my house, you know, and all that up. I got a couch in here.

That's how that's how being a millionaire works. It's not about liquidating all of your assets to see if you have a million dollars or not. I would love to see a pile of his assets like the couch and the autotune guitar. Oh, he thinks his guitars are worth thousands and thousands of dollars. They're not. I got this mug here. I'm not a millionaire. We'll hold on a second. Actually, he can't stop himself. Maybe I am a millionaire. You're not, John. You're poor. All right, getting back to his relationship with Clay, because Clay is getting fed up with him. I don't know why he still does this show.

John does not listen to him. John doesn't give a fuck what Clay has to say. This next clip is a little bit longer. Clay's going off on something that happened to him earlier that day. He's very passionate about it. And so if I hit someone on my show who was ranting and raving like this, I'd be engaged in what they're saying to me and maybe have some follow-up questions. John's paying zero attention. I was watching this with Jen last night and I go, look at John right now. He's not listening. As soon as Clay stops talking, he's going to do something completely different. He's going to change the subject. And I was right. Sit the fuck down because you don't say some shit's going to happen. And he was like, straight away, the little pussy just popped down. And he

was like, I thought you're intimidating these women on the train. He was like, you're intimidating me. I was like, good. That's the fucking intention. I said, I was perfectly polite to you, but do you want to be fucking loud and aggressive? I can be fucking louder and more aggressive than you. You can't, I hope you got sacked to fucking back it up with. Cause if you ain't, you're going to be picking your teeth up off the floor. And he was like, Oh, now you're threatening me. I was like, yeah, no, I'm not threatening you. I'm telling you that's what's going to happen. And then he got up, he's like, I'm gonna stop the train and call the police, I go for it.

And then he starts pressing all the door, button doors, he's like a fat mongoloid, pressing all the open doors. And then he walked up, he's like, I'm gonna go tell the guard, I was like, jog on. Straight away, and then this guard came and talked to me, I told him what happened, people on the train witnessed it and said, you know, and when people got off the train, one bloke shook my hand, the old lady said,

thanks a lot for that, do you know what I mean? I just, you know, and when people got off the train, one bloke ship man, the old lady said, thanks a lot for that. I mean, you can't let shit like that happen. John, you've got to fucking stop talking. What will John say next? Yeah. And then about three, four stops after that, the train was just staying there because he's obviously trying to fucking get it to stop so he can call the police or something. That's that fat mongoloid.

Yeah. So he can call the police or something. That's that fat mongoloid Yeah, I'm lying Could you believe clay that this fucking idiot this lose the shit way? Goes on his show everybody put an L in John's chat and these fucking losers Listen to him. So that entire time John's looking all around the room They get like start staring at the chat and people are running out of the chat. He's just going It's just waiting for clay to stop talking So he can complain about that He's so rude. He's not a good friend

No, I don't know what clay sees in him to be honest with you This is embarrassing right here clay's got a new girlfriend that he's been hooking up with And clay says she's a butter face. She's got a nice body, but she's not that hot hooking up with and clay says she's a butterface she's got a nice body but she's not that hot and so the girlfriend saw clay on john i think he was showing her that he goes on john show listen to what john's question is for him but like she's pretty smoking hot did she find me handsome uh i didn't ask her did she find me handsome? No. No one finds you handsome, John. You look terrible.

It's ridiculous. You guys disgust me while you're having sex sometimes? Right. Well, it's a favorite episode of mine. She doesn't, no one cares about you, John. Jesus Christ. So. She's probably just dating you because you know me.

Right. Yes. I made you a star. Now you're getting all this sweet ass from it. Sweet ass. So Clay explains that John's often performative like we do. Clay watches all these shows. He knows what people are saying, what's going on. And John disagrees with this. Like you were trying to force the anger for the sake of your girlfriend, the legend, like, and we don't need to force it. I'm going to piss you off regardless anyway. So you don't need to force it, you know, and create an anger about what about the, I don't know, the liar. And you told me to fuck off when I was talking to you you I don't mind about I just felt it was it wasn't real. Yeah, it's false. Oh, it's always

Like I say, it's all about This is me I like the clay's telling him like no no, no, you're faking it Everyone can tell you're trying to put on a performance. It's not believable. You're not a good actor When you see that lip go up, you know, he's Acting he's pretty fries that in the mirror. It's he definitely talks to the mirror with that After watching my least favorite version of him way too much Chris in his sleep. So I know he's lying. I can hear his eyebrows moving Watching it for two fucking minutes

Shit, he's ruined your life. It's a great thing you've done, but what the fuck? Really? More fun in my life His lip goes up we know he's acting holy shit It is true though This is hilarious because Clay says to John, you're not the only celebrity in the devil verse anymore and John does not like

that. John is not a fan of that and you know, John, you know, you say that you're the only celebrity in this double verse. Yes. You know, technically that's not true anymore. Why because you know that guy, Adam Bush, you had on. Remember?

Adam with the glasses. And now he goes on Coles and they've been on the shit. He was in Buffy the vampire slayer. I didn't know that. Yeah. Until, yeah, that was huge. I was a huge Buffy fan back in the day. What did he do a cameo?

No, he was a big recurring role. He was like this makes john so angry. I'm loving it. What did he just do like a one episode though probably right? No, the leader of the there's like these nerds and he was like the leader of the nerd gang. I'll tell you what clay, you know go go walk Go walk in the streets in New York and just say hey, do you notice guy Adam Bush and then and then so Oh, of course. No. No. Yeah, only only probably hard-core fans I'm not saying he's bigger at the celebrity than you I'm saying he is technically a celebrity I'm gonna TV John is so threatened by this. I love saying he is technically a celebrity. He's got TV.

John is so threatened by this. I love it. That's the only thing he's got, Clay. He has to be the biggest celebrity. You can't tell him. There's another guy who has credits and works in Hollywood, interested in the devil verse. It really bums him out.

I messaged Adam about this. I didn't know if he saw it or not, and he had. Apparently, I didn't know this, Buffy is huge in the UK it was like Friends in the United States Buffy was like one of the biggest sitcoms over there I didn't realize it was a big show in the States too but I had no idea so when Clay saw that he was like holy shit that's Anna Bush from Buffy? And he's on these shows talking about John? That's nuts. And also he is pointing out that Adam was on John's show

and now he's on our show. Yes. Yeah, I like that little very inconspicuous dig. Yeah, well, because John was watching a clip of like point dabble point that Adam was on and John's like, who the fuck is this guy? It's like, he's been on your show You can't have it both ways as all out of it

This was his reaction to air jerk off when he found out there was a guy who might be is not famous as him Isn't that crazy like that's how threatened he is just be like I have to dismiss this person immediately and say that their credits don't matter. Right, do the elephant thing. It's wild what this guy's up to, because this is the way he thinks. This is like one of those childish comebacks that I was talking about earlier. Thanks for the two bucks.

Somebody's upset shit way I was featured on the best of Howard. Who gives a fuck Saw that I didn't see that. I mean he's thing. I've been I am I Am the best of Howard. Oh No, I don't think I've heard that You win this round John it's very clever Doesn't mean anything That's the power. Okay. You win this round, John. It's very clever. Is that even me?

It doesn't mean anything! He's a child! He's a fucking idiot! I'm the best. No, no, no, no, me. I'm the highlight reel. Okay. Now, again, props to Clay.

He's speaking truth to John. John does not want to hear it. John doesn't realize he's difficult to deal with, even though everyone tells him this. My favorite was when Chad Zubok was just like, John, I can't be your friend. You're fucking annoying. I don't want to talk to you on the phone every day. That should be the reddest of flags. Right! When Chad Zubok is like, I have too many friends to have you in my life.

It's not a good sign. John's camera. I know John can be hard to deal with and you have to sort of... What? Come on, you're hard to deal with, John. And not for me personally, because I love you. But... Alright, I'm not going to allow him to say I'm hard to deal with. Yeah, but you know you are.

So just be performative obviously, but he also is bothered by this because he's going to follow up with some questions. What do you mean? I'm hard to deal with. I'm the one you need to deal with in the world. You really how am I hard to deal with? Give me an example. You want an example?

Do we need to go back to me at mine and yours falling out? I did nothing. I did your show and then got a DM saying, don't ever ban Super Chatters. What the fuck are you talking about? I was told what you did. Well, you didn't ask me and you didn't believe me. I believe the legend. I believe Dustin, not the troll known as Clay Dabler that's been by my side

like a lapdog for two years. The legend and Dustin have been by my side and by the way, Clay, you don't think you can accidentally block somebody then you're fucking don't understand how this works? Well, I mean you blocked him three times after I was in a my accidently blog people too But you just don't want to admit to even maybe making a mistake So who's the difficult one? The simple projection maybe it's you being difficult so John was wrong He accused clay of doing something that he didn't do Clay said I didn't do that stop accusing me of do That I did that and then John goes yeah, but it could have happened in some type of scenario. It might have happened. It could have been plausible. Does John not realize that's being difficult? That's the definition

of being difficult. Just be like, you're right. I, I accuse you of that. You didn't do it. My bad. John thinks the last word is the smartest word. Gaslighting narcissist. Yes. That's all it is. It's just this control this spin this flip over you did this No, I didn't but you could have and you probably wanted to but you didn't right? I can't believe that we have to listen to this argument again, right? You've already listened to this whole argument for entirely too long like just stop But yes, that is his narcissism coming through and the fact that clay goes Well, you mean you're kind of difficult to deal with and John has to say no, that is not narcissism coming through. And the fact that Clay goes, well, you mean you're kind of difficult to deal with.

And John has to say, no, that is not true. Give me an example. Okay, here's two examples. No, well then you're the one who's wrong on both of those examples. And when his opponent is too embarrassed to dignify it with a response, that's a win for John. Right, yeah.

He's just like, okay, whatever. Gotcha. Is he, does he have the tag of his little mask still noticing that and I don't want to embarrass him in front of his girlfriend because Lucy have you seen what Clay's been saying about you no so John did the the dookie Awards on Thursday. He was ill prepared. It was a disaster. The Clippers have already pulled if you want to see what that looks like. But basically, John went through and he goes, All right, I'm going to do the hottest girl in the devil verse and the ugliest guy in the devil verse and the fattest fuck in

the devil verse. And he's like like taking forever to find photos of people because he doesn't know how to use Google or prepare anything ahead of time. But Clay has your back on this. I think you missed out, you missed out fat as fuck in the dabble verse. I feel like we've commented on your ex. Oh really?

Yeah. And I think Lucy Titebox should have been in the hottest dabble verse girls or whatever, hottest lady in the dabble verse. Well, my favorite is still Kristin Carney. How about you? I'd say Lucy Titebox. But how about out of the ones that I showed? Gianu's the prettiest.

Well, that was lovely. I feel so honored by at least one of them. It was very nice. John doesn't recognize you for some reason, Lucy. He still does not. He won't acknowledge my existence. He won't say my name. He has called me a bitch before, but I think he's maybe said Lucy one time. He won't acknowledge my existence. He thought you were mint salad. He did. He did. He's very dumb.

He's really, really, truly dumb. But congratulations that you've made the top list with Clay Dab. I feel I feel very honored It's awesome, especially now knowing that his current girlfriend is a butterface. I feel better I've got two more quick clips because things are flying all out of John's face in this episode And this is him yawning again, and then somehow from the yawn Saliva goes flying out of the side of his mouth i've never seen a human do this before pull this out you know what's so weird too is do you watch shed nobody can stomach his stomach did you see that oh my god what the fuck projectile yawning what made it shoot i don't know yawn doesn't make things shoot you wouldn't think so But that thing went it's my OCD

Miss other it is It's crazy That's a he's shooting ropes That this is the one you guys have maybe seen It's all over dab was it out of us And I think what happens is John's trying to keep the slime in his mouth Because you can tell he's making an effort and then it comes out and then he has to pretend like he did it on purpose So gross now I paid the college funds 300 each kid but fucking 20 fuck or whatever it was 18

years 20 something years don't ever fucking say my brother-in-law did you fucking 300k I paid him I paid 300 a kid $900 a month so fuck off It's a chunk of change Oh oh What the fuck? Now where has that gone? Where is that saliva just on the floor now?

Over my pants. Lovely. Did he say cats? He didn't even look to see where it went. He didn't even care. This guy is so fucking gross. And you can tell that he was trying to hold it back right before that he felt it coming out. He did like up

Sucking it back in you can see it building up in his lower mouth. Oh, I Just don't understand why this is acceptable for him Not that there's ever good timing for that, but when you're yelling I'm responsible I can't get anything. And then you spit at a time when no one should spit. It's really the worst time to do that. It's not even like he was talking at the time. It just fell out of his mouth.

He was done talking and then it just fell out of his mouth like a giant load. Because he's leaning forward and being performative right stop performing John and you'll stop What would you know about that it looks like Nick Rican it was at his house We know what I've heard about Nick and Aaron Fuck the chunk of change Oh fuck So nasty All right, you guys ready to poke a dabbler with me Yes, I hate to leave you guys lonely for this, but I actually have to duck out

So I'm gonna I'm gonna give you one less successful wonderful talented, talented game player, and wish you all luck. Thank you so very much for having me. Yes. Goodbye, hottest woman in the devil's world. Yeah, I'm here. I'm glad you're here for the clay compliment. Thanks for stopping by. I was too, I'm so glad to know that.

Thank you guys so much. Have a wonderful, whatever time of day it is in the places that everybody is, bye. Can you just guess blindly? Yes, I'm gonna go with next. All right. Bye. You just guess it blindly. Yes, I'm going to go with next. All right. Thank you. Oh, got it.

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler. What do you say, ladies? Are you ready to poke a dabler? All right, let's end a lawn Elon Thank you so much. Thank you. This was one of my favorite beer on the balconies Thank you. And by the way, but you didn't notice behind me the clouds aren't moving, right? So that is a fake thing This is a green screen, you know.

Ooh, you got me. You got, was it a real beer? It's a real beer, but it's a- Is that a real beard? That's a real beard, yeah, yeah. What's real, John? Everything's real except for the background. That's just real. You're the real deal, John.

And I love you and I thank you for having me. Elon, let's hang out one of these days. That's probably the real deal. You're the real deal, John. And I love you and I thank you for having me. Elon, let's hang out one of these days. That's probably not going to happen. Back in town, let's all go out to eat on me. Oh, now you're speaking our language of our people. I love you, bud. I'll see you soon. I love you too, pal.

Thanks for having me. All right. The great Elon Gold on the beer on the balcony today. And I hope you guys enjoyed that because he had me in stitches. I mean, funny as fuck. And I knew that you guys were going to love him. And I hope that this will inspire more people to become patreon and youtube members maybe you guys here could spread the word in the regular show

and just tell them that these shows are like like funny fuck, real as fuck. And people, this is the kind of thing that's not political, just fun, something to just chill out and just have some laughs with great. And Elon is a really great-ed person as you can I think you can tell he's a great do just like Modi is a great. So it's back to start to talk about this.

Because I love doing the shows I mean I love doing the political ones. But like this one is so special to me because you know like it's really just kick back and laugh Oh, yeah, you're always prepping laugh at these really funny people so That being said I hope you all

Enjoyed it and thank you all for being here. I know we had a little less numbers in the chat Probably what John say next here are your choices? And thank you Walt for being here. I know we had a little less numbers in the chat probably What did John say next? Here are your choices Number one. I forgot to post the link in patreon B The Rams are playing Next it's Thursday For I tweeted the wrong time.

And lastly, I was a few hours late to poke a dabbler. All right, I always go first. I think number one could be it, but I'm gonna go with four, I tweeted the wrong time what do you think Pat? B. B feels too real and stupid he because he wants to watch it he would think everyone's watching the fucking Rams. Okay what do you think producer Chris? I went one. Alright. Post a link. Lucy went next. That's right. That being said I hope you all enjoyed it and thank you, Walt, for being here.

I know we had a little less numbers in the chat, probably because it's a Thursday. Oh, Murphy! But that's the only day that Elon could have done. So, you know, it was Thursday and no day because he's always working on the weekends. So I hope you enjoy yourself. I'll see you back here probably next Saturday for a beer on the balcony. I have so many guests booked. I can't remember but on Saturday for the political show, Greg Olear. So I hope you all enjoyed that. I love you all. And this is Stutterin' John saying, gig. That's all for this time.

Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dab. Just do it. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Fantastic game as always, Carter. Thank you very much for doing that. And Pat, thank you for coming on WTP again. Always a blast having you on the show.

People should check out always fun being on so I'm Tom but next time do some time. I guess but I you know, I really wanted to give you a break on time because I was looking at like old top it off this new episode. I'll torture Vinnie with it sometime. It'll be fun. But people should check out your YouTube channel. Where can they find that? Um, I think at this point is Pat Oates. Yeah, it's me. Just look up me

and Pat Oates. TES Oates and subscribe to that channel. Pat's always putting out new content for you. Very funny guy. And if you're in Connecticut, listen to him on the radio. Yeah, you can hear me. I mean, most weekends, usually like one of the afternoons on WPLR, before they turn off the station and make an old Nazi paraphernalia. Pat's like, yeah, I'm on the radio right now, Carl. People can just tune it in. I was about to say that, I think I am. Yeah, that's funny. All right, Pat, thanks so much for coming out, buddy.

Good to see you. Thank you guys, see you later. All right, later. All right, we have some voicemails to do. And some news. And some news. Let's find out what's going on on the internet. I thought I had too much Lucy.

There's never enough Lucy Titebox. Internet news with Lucy Titebox. He's on about 11 meds, he said a while back. He's a retard and I hope he's five times vaxxed. Also, John yells a lot because Ojeda does. Hamad Al-Namia demands, bring back Kevin. Chris Onion adds, bring back dorkles. From our show's subreddit, Stalbachlover17 has a hot take. Good Pud is un-listenable.

Good Lord, that was rough. I'm a former fan of last podcast on the left, so I'm familiar with Henry and Jackie and their sense of humor, but good god. That was horrendous I can't imagine even stoners listening to that shit on ironically fix it 403 ways in that was worse than the bestiality Podcast roach would to bad Joe pines Jackie is literally unfucking bearable. She's not funny. She's not interesting She just yells shit like a manic fuckhead so that you're forced to notice her. She's the kid everyone hated having to invite to their birthday party. Over at Dabbler's Anonymous, Melendez Is Awful asks,

How friggin' broke is John? Dude, Vince needs 2,000 to settle everything and it's a mountain to John. Any normal person would just write the check and move on. He's beyond poor and needs the dabbleverse to survive. He's not going anywhere. Unbelievable. Ditko Maniac. I think it is disgusting to make fun of someone's poverty. Unless it's John. Then fuck him. Broke ass slob. Laughing my ass off. Gern Blanston 69. This piece of shit grifter has never paid anybody back for anything. He's not paying Vince the midget lawyer a dime back. To quote the great Bob Dylan, when you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose.

And from YouTube, Jay Long takes us back. I remember trying to listen to David Lee Roth during my drive to work on Long Island, and I was so happy when Opie and Anthony replaced him. Ridlow offers up this tidbit. Before settling on DLR, they offered Stern's show to Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park. One of the few replacement ideas I thought might actually work.

Slabathon Fury. I could listen to stories from this era of radio all day. Yokes 27 with a low blow. Scorch Lee Roth. Math Hersch takes things lower. The radio equivalent of the Chevy Chase show. User SW9, etc. I'd rather listen to DLR's radio show than that Eric dude droning on. But Avenge Sevenfold brings the D. serious production going into the news these days. Wow. It's wild. Yeah, I got a lot of

good feedback on the David Lee Roth stuff. People like the behind the scenes and there's a lot more we can dig into with DLR. I can't get over the sand. I know he had to bring sand into the studio. How does someone just go no, we're not bringing sand in here. It's ridiculous. It's gonna only cause problems He needed a sandbox like a child. Maybe some people thought he'd be fired that much quicker. Yeah, they're like, yeah Let's electrify the floor Throw water on it see what happens All right, it's some voicemails people are calling into the show you can too who are these comms where you can find the phone number And then we'll play it

You know Carl with John owing money to Vince. He didn't seem to be Eating quite well steak and chicken and beer. These all seem like extravagant purchases to me if you should owe money to someone Anyway, it's just a little observation I made let me know what you think and don't call me back John prioritizes things in ways that other people wouldn't mm-hmm is what's happening here John will always have enough money for beer that that is for sure he'll he'll make sure that the fridge is stocked but the fridge won't be cold because he won't pay for

electricity he thinks it's a flex that he went to a store. Yes Otherwise, he wouldn't talk about it. Could you imagine bringing up your trip to Walmart on a podcast? No, the only time I did is because it was a consequence. I had to watch No one gave a shit do you can't you can't do anything in a Walmart that surprises people It's good to know. You know Carl, love you, love the show. I don't know what's going on here. I don't want to say it, but you know, these WATP listeners, it might just be stupid.

Guys, I told you clearly, go to the creep-off.com and vote for Carl. But what happened? Carl lost last week. What are you doing? You know, honestly, if I'm honest about it, I actually forgot to go and vote for you last week. But this week I absolutely have.

And guys, go to thecreepoff.com and vote for Carl. Hey, Siri, hang up. That's right. When bonerguy69 tells you to do something, you go out and you do it. Vote for Carl at thecreepoff.com or else Vinny, I'll just spin the wheel if I don't win this round We want to make it four to four get a real fun Final competition to see who wins the round

Not Joe Sposto Hey Carl, love you. Love the show. Not that not Joe Sposto You got to give us a break with these Improv shows two in a row was just too much maybe with these improv shows two in a row was just too much maybe again you got the dance moms coming up maybe you can do a music special no maybe you can bring back digi bro no maybe you can talk Paul you know what you just keep doing what you're doing don't call me back sounds like one of our production meetings

could be worse I guess is the point that he's trying to make there. Fair enough. Love you. Love the show. I was just finished listening to the latest crossover episode with Dick. It's really good stuff. We're all showcased into human sickness, mental illness, really. I don't know if I've mentioned this before,

I actually subscribe through Patreon, that's patreon.com slash who are these podcasts, but there are obviously a number of ways that people can sign up. So you've got a fat bitch on this episode who's just fucking, just coping and just lying to herself that these people think that it's wrong to take the piss or you can't mention that you're going

on a diet and then there's nothing wrong with being fat and they're perfectly happy with that and how they are and it's how they are, they're just in bigger bodies like it's not their fault or anything to do with the fact that they're constantly putting their fucking handfuls of food to their mouths. You're not in a bigger body, you're a fat bitch, you've made your choice, be honest about it.

I'm a fat cunt. I don't I'm not gonna lie about it. I eat too much. That's how it works. And then we move on to Patty. Oh, Jesus Christ, Patty puke war. If he's cloned off now, man, that man's mind is just a fucking jumble. What a jumble. This voice that goes out for another 67 seconds, I'm gonna keep it under 45. But thank you. I appreciate that Enjoying the bonus show that we did. It was a great episode Always have fun laughing with dick and Sean on those bonus shows. Appreciate that caller doing a wrap-up show. Yes, it was good I liked it Henry Zabrowski sucks. Hey Carl, how come you never answer your phone? Anyways regarding the whole Henry Zabr thing. The guy's a fucking spaz

I used to listen to last podcast on the left like 10 years ago and The one thing I had going for it It did have Henry's a Browse key there, but it had two other hosts that were kind of the straight man that would just Kind of rein him in a little bit But when you have him with his fucking twist the twin sister that he's obviously fucking straight man that would just kind of rein him in a little bit. But when you have him with his fucking twin sister that he's obviously fucking, it's just an echo chamber and they just elevate each other's fazziness.

I could totally see people liking that though because at one point in my life, I think I probably would have loved that high energy, LOL, so random behavior and Then I graduated high school and move actually became an adult and then moved on I don't know how old this guy is but I I cannot imagine he is Enjoyable to be around. Anyways, this is too long. Goodbye. Yes

He gives off this manic energy that he it seems like I bet he is always on Mm-hmm. I would imagine those two are insufferable. I mean that podcast I can't believe that's a podcast. It was so bad. I love The comment that made the news that she is that kid that you had to invite but hated To your birthday party. There was always at least one. Yep So can just be cool. Can you just be fucking normal? It's like the other kids It's not about you sweetheart. Everything's about you a lot of talk about is Donald Trump punk rock Rizzy not punk rock. It's a really controversial thing. I said

the very Or is he not punk rock? It's a really controversial thing. I said, yeah. The very definition of being punk rock is counterculture being counter to what is mainstream culture. So what is more punk rock voting for the person that was backed by Oprah and Jennifer Lopez and Ellen DeGeneres and pretty much every Hollywood fuck out there or voting for the guy they tried to kill twice. I don't know. Maybe I'm just crazy. Maybe I don't know what punk rock is. Fucking idiot. Call me back. I'm with you, sir. It makes a lot of sense to me. I got to call him back. It's come back. Girl. Fuck you. Love the show. This bootlicker little bitch who called up trying to defend you for think that voting for a conservative was punk rock is a bootlicker bitch. Okay. I mean, come on, let's be real.

Nothing. Honestly, voting, not voting at all would have been punk actually, but that's kind of lame too. Anyway, thank you. Fuck you. Bye very controversial I'm telling you Go either way it seems like Now this right here is a good voicemail. I don't think about calling in they want to get their voicemail played Listen to this is how you do it John wants revenge is a really good band name it is i agree thank you steven right it's not it's not bad i would do that john wants revenge kiano thompson calling

into the show hey kiki call darling this is kiki oh it would appear my patrol is a loser. I should have just married him off to Michelin and then I could go get some BBC or something. Oh, it's undead. Thank you. I was I checked out our subreddit recently. And there was a guy in there, I think who hangs around in hack versus anonymous or she was not someone and he was complaining about WTP I used to like the show but now all they do is have Gino and Keanu on all the time. I was like What what are you talking about?

The only time Keanu's been on the show is when I was hanging out the house with her got that house and Gino has a bit on W. Anyway, it was just I was like, oh, that's weird Maybe it's because she's calling you to the voicemail line. I guess People Hey man burger love ya love the show Listen, I Got a quick show note if I may be so bold I don't think everybody's favorite part is next week the teaser

For my money when she's on it staring at Lucy's sweet sweet. Yeah. Oh Okay, bye, okay, bye, I Mean everyone's got their own opinions. I guess it comes to the best part. Yeah, you know that weird sort of thing. Sure, whatever I guess when it comes to the best part of that weird sort of thing sure whatever Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. This is Doug from the Midwest couple things First fuck Henry Zabrowski and his cop sister that podcast was fucking unlistenable Fuck that guy that was on for the David Lee Ross segment who in the fuck brings a fly show to a fucking podcast Hey, here's a picture of a coach. Get the fuck out of here. Also, fuck you for skipping the Tom Meyer stuff so you could

talk about David Lee Ross wall decorations. Lastly, fuck Cardiff for bringing a visual game to a goddamn audio podcast. I think this guy's actually in the discord right now. I see Doug from who's right in there. You should have him on the show. Yeah, he sounds good. It sounds animated. I got some good ideas for the show too, I think. Gary in San Diego calling in. When when when pussy boy John Arthur they said that the power company has turned off his electricity three times. Three times!

And each time they had to turn it back on, it cost them $50 to hook it up. $50 times $350, that's 300 Super Chat calls at $2 a call. Wah wah wah. He said the reason the power was turned off is because Suzanne is not around to make the payments anymore. Yeah, she's been gone for 10 years. It's unbelievable.

Can he send it up on auto pay? Like we have it over here in San Diego? He's a big baby Anyway, it's terrible. He just doesn't have any power Don't know what to do. We really feel sorry for you John both Judy and I are crying crocodile tears Anyway, no more super chat. No more planks for John Or no more not a book necklace John Rock-and-Rolla rock-and-Rolla Gary seems to be enjoying the fact that Jack got his power shut off a few times there

Now you might have noticed that the math was off on that just a touch. Yeah, so he called back Hey Carl, it's a good thing Judy's here to correct me. I said 300 super chats at $2 a call would be 150 bucks. And she says, Hey, your math is off. It's 75 super chats at $2 a call. Anyway, sorry about that. Thank you, Judy, for correcting me. You gotta love Gary. He's like a little embarrassed, but you wanted to come back in and get that corrected. I appreciate it Hey, Carl, love you. Love the show Yeah, that's not weird never mind

That's a funny call appreciate that I Did say last time you have to what do you call the voicemail number? You have to start with love you love Yeah, I guess it's not working Hey Carl first time long time That one didn't go to plan Let's see if there's a redemption from that take two. I remember what I wanted to say Hey, Carl first time long time. Love the show go fuck yourself

Bye Yes, nailed it what I wanted to say. Hey Carl, first time, long time. Love the show. Go fuck yourself. Bye. Thanks for calling back. Nailed it. Appreciate it. One more voicemail calling out the cow photographer. Are you listening cow photographer? Hey, this is Dorkel. It's a clown calling in. I'm going to help out with the new bloody ass cover. Bloody Ass is good by the way. I'm going to put my two cents in for the Zydeco cover. I'm getting my washboard ready and my squeeze box. Don't call me back but I'm here to help out. Also a count photographer is Mark Ping. He's a try hard and Ohio is by definition the most middle state, both mid

as the kids are saying state ever. So yeah, there's a reason why he left and I'll blame him. But anyways, don't take him too seriously. I know he does. Love you. Bye. Thank you for your call. Rivalries happening within the phone callers again. We see that crop up from time to time. So, Chris, it's just you and me. Hey buddy, I think we should get the hell out of here. What do you think? Let's do it. All right, go pick some apples. I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I Have a good week. Okay folks Guess what?

I don't know who gives a shit why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here. I gotta go. Goodbye Goodbye Man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that It's a bunch of crap