Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep572 - Revisiting WATP Favorites

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

This week we’re catching up with some old favorites starting with Aaron Imholte at Steel Toe. His buddy Johnny Krutches was reduced to tears on his show yet again and Aaron couldn’t have handled it worse. There are also new rules for the Goal and how/when to beg for money. It’s hard to keep up. Trucker Andy joins us for some quick hits on old favorites. Patrick Michael is back with his new show, Mouth Like War, and his YouTube channel that no one seems to understand. Baseem went to Hong Kong and purchased 15 different J/O machines to try out and review for us. Frenchie has a trans woman on her show who wants to educate the public about herself. Kristine Knowlton wrote and starred in her own horror film. Stuttering John is back to drinking during his shows and when Rob Saul is on he’s not even the most wasted. Annie joins us to play a round of To Poke A Dabbler, read your recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails.  All Apologies Podcast - https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Visit magicmind.co/WATPSHOWBF for 50% off! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A real poo poo platter. Yeah, you know, I'm wondering, is this the new Wednesday format? I wanted to test something out. Like I called it quick hits rundown. I don't know if it's like catching up Wednesdays or around the horn or just something where we can go back. Cause there's so much going on and we focus so much on one podcast and spend so much time on it. Maybe on Wednesdays we should go back and hit a lot of these shows. Cause a lot of the shows that I enjoy have segments that go on for days Oh, yeah, I noticed that in your intro there you had to keep blaming me. I Was watching that last night? Yeah, took he was blaming me for Aaron. Imho which is not true. It's not my fault Well, he was confused about and then Cardiff cleared him up on the matter so you can play for that

I'm not the person who introduced Aaron Imho to the devil verse That shit's Carl is that a coke dealer so that anyway Guys who I enjoy like to key and Patrick Melton, and you know some of these shows They need a time limit or something so I thought what if we did a show Where we actually just like got people caught up on things Told you what's funny about them right now and then move down to the next thing a little thing that I like to call Keeping it moving. Yes More people try this brand new things ever been heard of the dabble verse before called keeping it moving So that's the plan today. Oh shit. You're right

Andre just reminded me that Opie's comedy quick hits. I can't call it that I forgot Shit alright, that's Steven. We'll figure something out I'm sure little bits the thing that I want to start off with today because it's probably the thing I'm gonna spend the most time with is steel tow Please guys stream labs PayPal Super chats rumble rants bedmo Maybe you know what, maybe we don't deserve it.

There's two things I really want to focus in on from Steel Toe this week. One is Johnny Crutch is crying again. I have to talk about that. And then two is there's a new rule around the goal and begging. I don't know why that's been in play, but I watched it this morning, so I wanted to show you guys that too. So there's a few things that I want to get into with our, our buddy Aaron, him Holt and thanks to doom for clipping this for us.

Uh, this is the other day Johnny's on the show and Johnny's pissed about the medical system. It hasn't gone well for him. And it starts up by this conversation around voting and Johnny's like, I didn't vote. I don't like any of these candidates. I'm not voting for them. I don't like it. And so Aaron was like, telling the chat,

like, hey, let's give Johnny some shit for not voting, am I right, guys? Huh? He's like sticking his elbow in the chair. He's like, ah, what do you guys think? Give him some grief over here. And that seemed to backfire because Johnny was not having fun at all. Now, there's

some important things in here. I don't want to just go past them, but it does go on for a while. So I did, I did speed it up, but you'll get the gist of what Johnny's saying. And if we had treated my condition as a preventative care thing, I literally would be as mobile as this ass hat over here. No, you're one of the heroes. We get it. No, I'm not like, no, this pisses me off. I'm just kidding. This legit pisses me off. If the fucking medical system wasn't, hey, we won't help you,

and the medicine is thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, and you can't afford it on your own, I would have gone into severe debt and gone up and down in health like a f***ing yoyo, and I wouldn't be in a wheelchair right now. I'm confused, what do you mean, like you didn't like it? I mean, I worked like a regular person in a f***ing kitchen, and I didn't have coverage because I didn't qualify for coverage. I didn't have medical care.

Insurance companies wouldn't give me medical care because, oh, you've been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis and you're a lying cook? That. So I couldn't get medical coverage. This parent wasn't interested. So I would work and get sick to the point where I would lose my job and go into the hospital. It almost looks like he's reading stuff. And pretty much medically hospitalized, I would then lose my job, get benefits from the county and the state, get medical treatment and coverage, rehabilitate myself, get back to work, lose that coverage because I no longer qualify for it

because I'm working, and then be told, well, you can get workman's comp. So there you go. This was back before Obamacare and that shit, and I was, again, denied or extremely inflated prices on any insurance I would try to get because I had a pre-existing condition that went back and forth for ten years until finally I qualified through the state To get disability because I was ground down to a wheelchair and if we simply didn't have that system, I wouldn't Cry this is why you didn't vote Yeah I'm just do it. I'm kidding. I'm trying to. It got really uncomfortable. So I'm trying to make it. Always be caring. Always be caring

this guy. You could tell that entire time, Aaron's just waiting for his time to get his quip in. And meanwhile, Johnny is talking about what a horrible experience he had with the medical system and how he wouldn't even be in a wheelchair right now if he had gotten The help that he needed at the time we had to deal with all the bureaucracy Now the bullshit runs in that South Park episode from not too long ago Yes Not to keep bringing up South Park references, but I watch it so that what are you gonna do and you can tell that? Aaron is just sitting there going. All right. I gotta turn this into comedy I'm waiting for my spot and then I'll get my quip in there.

And meanwhile, this was an opportunity. Like, Aaron's lost all of his friends. He recently was talking about this. He's lamenting about the fact that, wow, what happened in the last year? I used to have April and Cory and Billy Joe and Stevie, what's his name? I don't know the characters on Steel Toe,

but you get my point. He had a lot of people surrounding him now he doesn't have anyone and suffer it Johnny crutches now he's moving a wheelchair out from under a guy with MS he could you tell he doesn't give a shit about his emotional state the guy's getting choked up he's sad and Aaron's like let's turn this into comedy and after Johnny leaves though he takes himself off the screen there. Aaron's got more jokes. This country, dude. Holy shit. Are we going to get, I want to see Johnny. I want to see Johnny turn off his camera. He turns it back on and he's dressed like Nikolai Volkov. He's got, he's got like the Soviet hat, like the fur hat on and he's got like the ccp t-shirt like

Iran number one America Hawk to II good stuff. I like that Reference I don't get well in Aaron's mind. He's like my audience wants me to bring the funny. No one expects that Yeah, you could actually just go guys He's going through something right now and lean into this like this could be compelling Broadcasting right here. He's completely missing the opportunity You could explain to Johnny that you don't just vote for the president You also vote locally where it affects you the most so that's true. I mean another disability But whatever I don't care if the guy doesn't vote and it wasn't really even about that

But in Aaron's mind, it's like wow, I got really upset because we were goofing on him for not voting and here he compares himself to Howard Stern for some reason I always I remember Howard like when Artie Lang threw shit at Teddy and they got in a fight in the studio and Howard's like I missed it. What happened? Like I don't know. How did it get there? I thought we were having fun But I feel the same way as Howard always does. I'm, I missed it. I don't know, how did it get there? I thought we were having fun. But I feel the same way as Howard always does. I'm like, I missed it. I thought we were joking around. That is true.

Howard is very aloof and doesn't give a fuck about his staff's feelings or what's going on outside of Robin. I thought we were having fun about John. I thought Johnny didn't care about not voting. So I thought we could bust his balls about the not voting thing. That's not what it was about.

He wasn't even paying attention apparently. Johnny wasn't crying because people are goofing on him for not voting. He was talking about the fact that he'd be able to walk today if he got the right medical care at the right time and the bureaucracy is what fucked that all up. Aaron's not understanding any of that and so now he has to compare it to wrestling. This is the guy who claimed I was the asshole for thinking that the April divorce was a work. The reason why I thought that is because everything to him is pro wrestling. And now all of a sudden we got one of those

promos where the tag team partner just walks off the stage and now I've got to wrestle Kane in the big show by myself. Is that what's happening? Is that what's going on? Aaron? Hmm. This is the guy who claims that everyone's riding his co-tails fame. Right? He goes back and forth between being a small show and then being the biggest show and then they're all talking about me. Cause I'm a big show. He just said that this week. Yeah. Speaking of big show, Johnny comes back on and Aaron has the solution to his problems. Blame the Jews. This is Aaron again, just turning that comedy button all the way to 10 so that Johnny snaps out of it. Like I said, dude, I get, I do. I'm telling you right now. I get anti-Semitic. It helps. It's not an anti-Semitic thing. You don't think

so. You tell me exactly what your issues are and I'll play the six degrees as Kevin Bacon and we'll get it. We'll get it there. I bet you I can get it there here. Name me a drug company you're mad at. I can do it in one step. It's literally all of them. So name, name the legislation you're upset with I can find the guy behind it. I can get it in one step Mean this bit is not working we get it. Yeah, the Jews have a lot of Sway and things no, but the subtext is hey come on, buddy. Yeah, we're doing a show. Yeah, come on Let's get back to go What's funny you bring up the goal because that comes back up right now.

Aaron's like fun is fun, but we kind of talk about racing funny over here obviously. And look at Johnny's face when he brings it right back to the goal. Hey, I have an idea after that, hey by the way and seen the prestige. Oh, the best performers in the business. Knock out that 150 for us and that'll make this a lot more comfortable. Uh change is like, oh really?

We're just going back to how we got to knock out the 150 comfortable you say and Aaron tries to play it off like that was a bit we did. That's a bad bet that it wasn't very good. You guys were on the same page with that one. Oh. Oh you planned that yeah, I hope that so this is Johnny leaves again now the first time that we watched Johnny cry on the show he cried like six times

But he was sitting next to Aaron and can't walk so Aaron's like a buck up alright So anyway, do you guys see this thing in the news? And the guys just sitting there blubbering now at least he's at home and he can turn off his webcam and leave so he does that Yeah, I don't know where it switched to that. But again with the voting thing and just everything else. I don't know I gotta go do you yeah. All right. That's fine. You come to God come back tomorrow Do you think you'll be on at 2 o'clock today? We can plug that I don't know all right. We'll take it easy, and if you need anything Get in touch This podcast provide health care

Right no shit. He's pressing the crying man for details, so too is that good I? shit he's pressing the crying man for details so too is that good I guess doink the clown has to fight the big show I promise alright you gotta go so I guess I'll prorate you for today I'm talking to you two and a half hours that's yeah I'm giving you an extra ten minutes I want to go that's it's the kind of guy I am like honestly I'm not even like Johnny shouldn't be on the internet if he's gonna get blubbery like this, but the guy is going through a lot of shit. Being in a wheelchair when that could have been avoided,

I understand why he's emotional about that. And Aaron's just not reading this at all. And the way he's treating them is not making it any better. But then he gets a text from Johnny, and Aaron being the big man that he is, decides that he's gonna let the viewers and the chatters off the hook For Johnny being so emotional up so Yeah, well, that's too bad. Yeah, I just want to say to you that with the text

I just got I just want to say to you guys too. You didn't do anything wrong either What a callous you guys didn't cause anything wrong either. Um, what a callous. You guys didn't cause that. Yeah, we know. That's just look, life is tough. You know, people who deal with diseases like that. Yeah, no, everyone is aware of that except for you. But thank you for telling us that.

Do you think that text just like tell us super chatters there? We're cool with that. Like what do you think that text said? And he translates it to all right, you guys are off the hook there. They're cool with that. I'm like, what do you think that tech said it translates it to? All right, you guys are off the hook there. Don't worry about it. I don't think there was a text I hope the audience isn't mad at me. Yeah, they're not but Erin has to turn it into some kind of slight against Johnny for walking off the show Well, this part is the craziest of all because you see the comment that's up there right now

No, this is Erin putting this up on the screen. Give Johnny the rest of the cash that comes in there. One 50 from the goal. And he had to put that up because this is a money donation. And let's see how Aaron responds to that. I feel, I feel bad saying guys, we only have a half hour left in 150 bucks left in the goal. Uh, let's see if we can knock that out and do some overtime. Mr Pay palington says give Johnny the rest of the cash that comes in well I'll tell you what we cover our nut as Kevin says if we go over that 150 today Yes, everything over the goal today will go towards Johnny. So man. What a piece of shit. That's wild

Well, I can't believe by the way pay palington's a kind of a funny name. I'll give that That's crazy that Aaron just wouldn't be like yeah, man That that's actually a great plan and see what happens you might make hundreds of dollars from that but Aaron can't stop himself Well guys, we got to get our nut first and then maybe friendship second But first is rumble Rands PayPal Venmo you gotta keep the lights on here at Casa De Toe you you would think that he would just try to do a nice thing for his friend it also would go a long way with the audience and I was gonna say even to just look good even if he

doesn't feel it yeah probably would make him look good and then it might get but long-term but it's not his strong suit new Definitely not so fast forward to this morning show Johnny is back and I'm by the way I should say Johnny did a show that I watched where he talked about why he was so upset it was Exactly what we were all reading there that this is just like piling up He's getting very emotional about it, and it came out and you This is just like piling up. He's getting very emotional about it and it came out and you

Well, he's had plenty of time to think about this ten years as he said Yeah, but it takes someone like Aaron to make you that emotional. I think yeah, just be like, dude I thought we were friends and this is no go fuck. It's not about voting. It's not about voting man I don't know what you're talking about. So here's the new rule This is joining this morning about three hours and 53 minutes into the program. No, yeah, yeah, three hours and 53. Even saying it sounds crazy. Three hours and 53 minutes into his show,

he explains that he's not allowed to beg for money until the last five minutes. And Aaron's this weird dude, it's not allowed to beg for money until the last five minutes and Aaron's this weird dude. It's not OCD, but it's something similar to that It's a childish thing where he creates rules for himself It's like don't step on the lava kind of rules Don't walk out the cracks of the silo can create these rules in his head. Yeah, making it up on this Yeah, and then he's like well, that's that's the rule now, so this is only choke once per evening Buddy else was all right 55 bucks away from today all right

We got a one minute and 15 seconds until I can beg again, so here's what we've got coming up for overtime We can do a little we got a little bill maher that we can go over We got the Laken Reilly trial. The girl is killed by an illegal man. Well, actually I feel about being the second airlines. We had no more, a little bit of Trump. Oh yeah. Trump giving.

Right. We get under 50 bucks and we knock out today's goal. I'm dude. I'm going to sit here. I got 20 seconds. I can't beg. So I'm going to sit. I'm going to obey the rules.

Isn't that great? I'm going to obey the the rules the thing that you just made up this week okay setting the table for begging is almost as bad though well especially when that clock gets to five minutes he's staring at it when it gets to five minutes the Cardinal Barker comes out he's like all right Aaron's back baby watch this it's a transformation here I'm gonna say wonderful show you guys have been fantastic. It's been a good one today Oh, what do I say a great one wow what are the chances? Thank you very much for your support now We're looking to knock out the final

$50 all right, let's do it $55 away from today's goal. Put five minutes on the clock and let's see if we can all rally up and knock out the rest of this thing. The links are in the chat. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Rumble Rants, YouTube Super Chats, gifted memberships, only 55 bucks away from knocking it out today. Thank you guys very much. Click one of those links. Throw in five or ten bucks or two bucks. I think once we get down to 20, I think we should do it like one and two dollars at a time. That's a funny idea. This is Jerry Lewis Telethon. He's even got a handicapped guy next to him.

He's like, dig deep and... Sweatin'. Yeah, yeah. guy next to him. This is the worst version of Jerry Lewis but let's wait is this money going towards MS research then is that what you're saying? Is it gonna fund some programs? I'll read a pamphlet. No this money is just going for him to play golf and enjoy nice dinners. I want you guys to key in on this, people who are listening, I just have to believe me. During the chat on this, on YouTube, you see on the right hand side, I'm leaving that up,

because Aaron is the Steel Toe Morning Show, that yellow line, and on that, he's constantly reminding people how much money he needs. So you can see right there, $55 for 30 minutes of overtime. And then the links to things to give him money. Watch how often that shows up as if people don't see it and don't hear him saying what he needs them to do. It'll be fun. Let's go ahead and throw that money in and see if we can bang it out. Thank you guys very much for your support, both past, present, and future.

Both? Those are three things someone texting in imagine this how would have carlin handled the 2024 election carlin was kind of a nihilist carlin was kind of just blackpilled on everybody so I think in fact he was saying if you voted in the election you participated in the process you don't get to choose whereas I didn't vote so I can complain about these people all day long. I don't get the bitch. Right. That was always Carlin's thing.

So I don't, uh, he'd be on my side bitches. Ha ha. Right. Carlin would have backed up Johnny and then Johnny, if Carlin was still alive, Johnny would have finished the show yesterday. Jesus. That's the deal. All right, guys, 55 bucks away. We got three and a half minutes to yesterday. Jesus. That's the deal. Alright

guys, 55 bucks away. We got three and a half minutes to go. He still doesn't get it. He wasn't crying because people were making fun of him for not voting. Now there was a time he was crying because Mer said he wasn't funny. That, I still really much enjoyed. But this is something very different. Let's see if we can knock out that last 55 bucks and do some overtime. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Superchats, Rumble Rants. Let's go and let's hammer out the last little chunk. You guys have done an amazing job today. You've kept the begging at bay, which I love. I appreciate that so much. Now we just asked for that last little push to rally us up Do we get us under 50 so we can shut the fuck up a little longer and do your overtime for you or? knock out the whole 55 and call it another win for the toe and

Some options we got there for the day we can give him somebody got here We got five bucks from Ryan the garbage man. He says Letterman and Norm McDonald together five bucks from Ryan the garbage man. He says Letterman and Norm McDonald together were priceless. They were very good. All right. 50 bucks keeps posting away from today's goal. And we've got two and a half minutes left to go. And we're right on that borderline there. Thank you, Ryan, the garbage man for kicking off the final rally of the day Even 50 away five and ten at a time will knock it out his posture. Thank you guys very much All the links are in the chat fucking three Distracted by his sweat wicking golf

See how deep his belly button is That thing where he's like Contorting his arms up here. He's like he hates this His body is fighting him on this thing. He dreads doing this push Off Jay Leno's cliff. Hey, wait a minute But I'm fine. That's nice. He just keeps posting keeps posting that chair kind keep her going boys and girls two minute warning 50 bucks away throw us a couple of dollars and let's nail this thing keep it going. Let's go what's happening No, really. I don't I refuse to watch this

I don't know if it's worth it like if he gets the money and they go into overtime does it become fantastic content no it's just him reading a headline what it's worse than that because what happens is if they're within 50 he'll do 30 minutes on credit which means he continues to beg for the other 50 or however much is owed I'm gonna show you a little bit of that yeah so it's basically get me another 50 bucks and then you can watch me beg for another 30 minutes now for guys like me. I love the begging part So I'm fine with that. I'd rather watch it bagged then watch him talk about whatever Trump did yesterday I don't care about his take on that. I know there's no clip of him killing it on the show. I've never seen that

I've never seen him being hilarious and somebody saying oh this was possibly the best show ever No, never see that all the clip shows the clip Aaron they clip this part Yeah, they clip him begging they clip him embarrassing himself the clip him lying It's never like he's got a pretty good take on this Trump appointment You know, I'm actually no one's talking about Matt Gates the way that Aaron it holds talking about it You never hear that a couple of dollars and let's nail this thing Whoa about it you never hear that a couple of dollars and let's nail this thing whoa just kind of wait honestly didn't i i'll admit i didn't see it going this way at the end there i thought we were cruising i've been a little arrogant i think um i think honestly i

was like dude 50 bucks that's fucking nothing for this audience so he puts the air in arrogant it's just kind of like we're gonna fucking nail that I thought we were just gonna move through I was waiting patiently MSO says everything after the goal goes to Johnny No, that was the deal yesterday and you guys told him to go fuck himself, which is fair. I didn't vote I mean he didn't He did not vote. All right, guys, we got a minute and a half. We're 50 bucks away We've at least got to get five bucks up now We got a minute and a half. We're 50 bucks away. We've at least got to get five bucks up now.

Is that a first? He's so uncomfortable. Time on credit. Holy shit. Were we 60 bucks away to start the rally? 55. Or were we 50? We were 55 away. Yeah. You've made $5 since then. To start the rally. You've been begging for four minutes. You made five bucks. Oh my God.

Yeah. It's not going well. 50 bucks away. One minute left. This is really holy shit, dude. Nothing stream labs, Venmo, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, dig BICS with five bucks. All right. Fuck. He goes, Hey bro, do you ins accept fake donos? Here's one just in case. Oh my God. Thank you. At least you kept us alive for another half hour. Holy shit. All right. The guys now 45 bucks away at five goes a long way. Let's knock out the rest of it. Everybody reach in, grab a fiver. Let's call it another win for the toe. 30 seconds left. 30 seconds on the clock to knock this out from Coltrane. Thank you. A gifted membership

from Vance. Thank you very much. That puts us $40 away from today's goal. 20 seconds left to go. Can we do it? All right. 40 bucks away. We got 10 seconds of begging left, and then we got an extra half hour to try and knock it out nine eight seven six five Buzzer beater forty dollars away from today. That's uh so it's a it's a catch-22 no begging today Right what what but now we gotta beg you during overtime. How is that a catch-22? How was that no begging? Yeah, it's ridiculous. Can you believe that like damn if you do damn if you don't yeah, yeah your show sucks Anything it's just people don't want to pay you money every day for you to do your stupid morning show But it was morning shows work you pointed out the yellow lines in the chat here.

I didn't, I never looked at the chat. Right. He's putting so much energy and charisma into this. Imagine him with a real job. Imagine him with a sales job. Yeah. He'd be on those phones fucking calling back half an hour later,

now do you wanna buy it? You wanna buy it now? Yeah. This is peanuts. Yeah, just put a counter of Four hours counting down to zero and another counter counting up of how much money is going and that's just your show You don't have to be there if this is what your show is yep. I'm listening You cracked it for me. No fucking reason to watch this to get that last 40 knocked out all right This is what we're gonna do 40. We're gonna try and knock it out with small donations the rest of the way

All right So we're gonna go with the literal take 40 bucks 499 from trucker 18 Wheeler that knocks 350 Freddy ears Dude, this is hilarious. There's 40 bucks 49 donation that's 350 net. So listen to this. This is a first. I don't think I've ever heard this before. Off of the goal. That means we are $36.50

away. We're down to pennies now. 3650. Again, imagine we had a real job. We had to worry about 50 cents. From today. But damn with with five dollars that's on rumble. We take four of that. Okay, so we're at 3250 away $5 and under Crowder wears panties with five bucks. He just simply writes come farts That's hilarious we take for Johnny likes that 2850 Johnny likes that it's like oh my gosh come fire that's like when it's coming to bot and then the butt fire that's really funny stuff do you know you just sat there and away from today's goal this is what dude this

is what we're gonna do we're gonna finally get this thing five dollars and under the last 40 50 bucks We're finally gonna pull this off every time we do this some asshole has to come in and ruin it We're not gonna have that happen this time. It's not gonna happen. Just everybody was a little bit They've already got it down to 28 50 again dollar at a time $5 at a time everything under that To knock out that $28 to get that the steel tow merch store up because I just realized Boxers that say come farts on the back would be

Yes, I'm good stuff. I'm excited for when latent broadcasting talks to me again and says hey What do you guys been up to we're trying to bring you in and I go have you checked out our come farts boxers? So latent broadcast is the company trying to get a morning show with again. And so it's just like, man, that's gonna be a little too edgy for AM radio, our Comfarts Boxers. But he phrased it as tries to get in touch with me again. Yeah, that was interesting, right? It's not like they have constant communication about start dates and salary. I thought it was a done deal. Yeah, you would think so. But apparently, I don't don't think it is in fact I don't think I'll ever be back on the

radio I have I just want to fast-forward real quick because this number gets ridiculous I have to point this out that's 140 so that puts us 2710 away $27.10 I want to miss the goal by ten cents. Well it's a failure. We failed today. Go ahead and round that one off Aaron. No one's going to call you out on that one. 2710.

So that's what our buddy Aaron Imholz is up to over at Steel Tow. Pathetic. It's crazy. We're going to move quickly now. I know people in the chat are saying I thought this was gonna be fast segments That was the longest one. That's why I made it first, but let's see what our buddy Patrick Michael is up to Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show

Don't tell me Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me I don't wanna know Because that's absurd I talked about this on our bonus show with Dick Masterson But I don't know if everyone's aware of this

Patrick Michael has rebranded yet again, is a new show called Mouth Like War. And a new episode just dropped yesterday, your favorite Edu Taner is the name of it. And Mouth Like War is a show that has the worst name as usual. Because when you Google it there's mouth for war by Pantera yeah there's a band called mouth for war and that's all that comes up Google just thinks you're stupid we got you it's mouth you're looking for

mouth for war gotcha so mouth like war I can't find I found it cuz it's on his patreon and I'm a member of his patreon But if you look for this podcast, you can't find it. I have advanced googling skills And I cannot find it anywhere in the wild doesn't exist And he starts out by complaining about the amount of interaction he's getting with this new podcast. He's dropping Yeah Welcome back or welcome to mouth like war That's right. That's the podcast you've stumbled across or you've been a fan of sort of from a distance for a while. And I'm glad to have

you. How are you? How are you doing? Because as far as I'm concerned, I'm getting no interactions folks. All right. I'm getting no interactions, not even on fucking Patreon. It's insane. This guy's been complaining about people commenting on his ship for years We've documented that and now he's angry that no one's interacting with him. You can't win with this guy I've made it so you can't find it. Yep in the easiest way a freeway Possible. You can't find it for free, but nobody's paying for it either. And I'm mad about that as well. Yeah. Non white dabbler writes the TDS WTB crossover is the only result. Yeah, I looked for it again today just as be like, maybe the algorithms found this thing or the servers have picked

up on it. And it's like if you put in mouth like war podcast, the only thing that shows up is our crossover episode, or we introduce that to people. And so he's complaining. People are not interacting with him. He can't believe it. And he's going to get off of that pretty quickly and get into the topics. But first, I thought you guys wanted the interactions. I thought we were all about the interactions, but it doesn't matter. we're here either way and Was we? Let's start with some easy stuff folks. What happened recently. That's right Mike Tyson verse Jake Paul cuz who cares you know? Cuz truly who cares it's always good to start off your topics with stuff. You don't give a shit about yeah

Alright, first topic is something. I really just despise. I don't care about this and nobody else is talking about it So what yeah, who cares about it? There's probably a place they could go to to find out but he's immediately I don't care So he's learned nothing this rebranding I should point out part of the rebranding I was in the first episode with dick and he's no longer going by his monikers He's done with Patty puke water Patty sea cups patty broken skull Seamus mckillian even says he's like all those characters. I was trying to play. I'm done doing that now He's an authentic self. Yeah, this is the real pat Michael that we're listening to now Prisoner is six seven two c a yes

and He's been doing something this week and i've actually checked it out a couple times because like I said i'm on his patreon Prisoners six seven to see a yes and He's been doing something this week and I've actually checked it out a couple times because like I said, I'm on his patreon So I get the emails. He's been going live on YouTube and doing these broadcasts and Nobody's there. I've clicked into a couple times and it's just watching him listen to music And you're like I was in the check going do something Are you gonna do something or what's going on? There's yeah, there's five of us and then there's seven of us And then there's two of us and there's three of us. I mean i'm watching this. It's going Patrick you got to do something at least corn diff is 3d printing something. Yes. It's something

Better just sits there and listens to music. There's just nothing This is a hot playlist everybody check this out the band you've never heard of yeah, so He got a video that he didn't promote I Didn't know about this, but apparently it got him a ton of live viewers Just this week the only lives that I actually share with anybody are the lives that no one's coming to. Okay? If it's one or two people, I rarely stay on or I'm going to post the link somewhere. And crazy enough, most of the time after I post the link on Patreon and Twitter and all

this shit and Instagram, I usually end up starting a brand new stream right after that for some reason. For some reason. And that's when I get all my views people start popping in and At the what was so crazy about the time that I got the 1200 whatever right was Nobody was even saying anything Like there was maybe three people that had time in that chat. That's it I'm like what the fuck he is claiming. He had over 1200 live viewers and there was zero interaction

So somebody just decided to buy bots Someone decided to buy views to fuck with them and he thinks he's figured out this winning formula He'll tell you what he was doing to get all these viewers all these people come in here to just watch me play fortnight behind the screen Like the intention is of course to share the music but Damn that many people popped in Said nothing So this is gonna fuck with him for a while. He's gonna want to recreate like how did I get?

1200 people watching me play fortnight I was just playing my screamo songs in the background and people were like all watching it. They were in awe They couldn't even type on their keyboards. They were so bored. Yeah. Yeah, they're paralyzed What? Captivated captivated with this content that he was putting out not understanding those were all fake viewers There's no way you get to all of them, you know go from seven to twelve hundred back to seven. That's not the way growth works at all So someone was fucking with them. That's too bad and

He does though latch on to things that work. We're gonna get into that in a second. He does have a video About red bars twelve thousand views on YouTube and so he's trying to constantly Recreate that but first he has this brilliant idea because he's trying to constantly recreate that but first he has this brilliant idea because he's been putting out these podcast episodes and they're all very similar he plays on the screamo stuff he talks about how he doesn't care about podcasting he doesn't have a lot to talk about he complains about me it's all the same kind of topics over and over again so he's like hey I got an idea that would save me some time you know work harder

not smart or work smarter not harder I was just thinking about how funny it would be if You just start releasing the same episode over and over again Right you retitle it you give a little bit of a different description But essentially it is the exact same episode you just released is he doing that and I don't realize It's impossible that I'm falling for this shit Just like what I'm gonna do episode What John does just screaming shit wear into a microphone every yeah, it's the same shit hours

Yes, although John's getting interesting again because now they has a day job. He's drinking on his stream again We'll get into that a little bit Presenting what John's up to So Patrick's like yeah, maybe I should just put out the same episode every week with a different title and like maybe a couple changes I wonder how long you could do that before somebody actually noticed probably months. I'm being honest Do you think anyone would be like, uh, I've heard this before bad trick. You're not fooling me I only say that because it's like I'm not keeping track of You know the songs I'm sharing with you guys or

Even really the things I'm talking about and no one is so when I come in here with a new episode It's very rare that I even actually have anything new. I'm just like, uh, I don't know. Here's a song I think you haven't heard probably. I have no idea. I have no idea because we also don't converse. So like I said, there's very, there's zero activity. No one's responding to what he's putting out. He's like, I just launched this new thing. I'm not getting any feedback. Does it even matter? It's just a rerun of Puke Water,

the show you did before this. All of this stuff is the same show over and over again with a different graphic, a different title on it. That's probably why. This is the definition of insanity. Yeah. It's like changing nothing, getting the same results and wondering why Nothing is working out. It's

The diary of a mad man. He blocks me from shit I'm blocked my main patreon account is blocked as I sign up with a different patreon account to even get this stuff And then I clicked on a link to go to YouTube and I was blocked like he's blocking on YouTube too Like he wants interaction and shit I'm not there interacting with people all the time. What if you want it? Don't block people rule number one nobody's even commenting But when they do they tell me I'm gay and I suck and I yell it on And I block too much, okay, so getting into his YouTube strategy

He's really into this lately outside of his screamo vocals, which is his main thing. He's making this comedy Capone channel He's building up is making it harder and harder to find unfortunately, but this comedy Capone video. He has this strategy Because of the crystal a problem video that was made by someone else who's very talented to put together a great documentary He's taking every comedian's name and just saying the blank problem. So the Joe Rogan problem is one he just recently put out. He thinks that's the way to figure out the algorithm. Everyone likes it when it's a something or other problem. So that's why I'll get all the views.

And so we came up with this idea and he's like, oh, Brendan Schaub. People like to tease Brendan Schaub for sucking. What if, what if, I was on there saying Brendan Schaub's great? What if I put out a video where I praise Brendan Schaub? Whoa. Okay. I put out a video purposefully saying how good this guy is,

how important he is, how much better than everybody who talks shit about him he is, and see if that'll help, if that'll translate, I guess. Now, the reason why you thought of this is because Redbar doesn't really have a lot of detractors online.

And he put out a video that was making fun of Redbar and that worked. So he's like, okay, so if I just go against the grain, here's this niche that no one else is doing. Now I do want to point out that blind Mike wears a thick boy hat. So he already thought of this. He beat you to the punch But that's fine. I mean do you do more than one person who pretends they like bread and chob. It's funny I get it, but the red bar problem is 12,000 views and

He wasn't talking about this on his show, but I just looked it up He created a video a couple weeks ago called the red bar problem, too That one is 229 views so Didn't really work. Oh, the new... Hey guys, Caddyshack too. Check it out. Right, right.

Yeah, it doesn't always work that way. The new channel is called Bobby Serious, but then it's got another name too, but I looked up... So he already dropped this idea he had for the Brendan Shaw problem. So I looked it up and I want to share that with you. This idea that he's talking about on his podcast, he probably pre-recorded the podcast and he's like, yeah, I am going to do that actually. See how it looks. Crazy. But as far as I'm concerned, names like Rogan and Schaub are synonymous. Sure,

the T-fat K numbers are dropping, but Rogan and Schaub are mentioned together in the same sentence more often than Laurel and Hardy. They are so similar, Rogan literally stole jokes from Shaub's Gringo Poppy special, which proves Shaub's comedy ability is at least as good as Rogan's. Therefore, the fact that Brendan quit stand-up comedy only benefits other comedians. Now they have an actual chance to be successful. Whether or not Shaub was loved for what he does, his name is more recognizable than most of his peers. I mean, nobody knows who Greg Stone is, and he's always hilarious. Sure, Brennan has stole jokes, said words incorrectly, crashed his truck, had some shady messages leaked, lost some UFC fights, and had a lawsuit amongst some other shit.

But worst of all is he actually took Rogan's advice. Aside from that, he accidentally created an entire community for dorks to hang out in and share their collective hate for him. And he still shits on all of you in every way. He's taller, he's in better shape, he has better charisma, a better hairline, much better cars, a better family, and he's a better athlete. I mean, what did you do? Get an A plus in English class as a sophomore. Congratulations So this is his strategy and We all see what you're doing and even pointed out like hey guys look at what i'm doing I'm pretending. I like this guy who sucks like yep. No, we all see that. It's not that great

But I just one more part from this that I wanted to play just to give you an idea of what he's what he's up to A lot of work with the editing and stuff I get give him credit. Yeah. When he writes these, he writes out a script, he records them well, audio is good, videos, semi interesting. There's something there. It's more so than anything else he's ever done. Oh, the cadence and there's some intelligence behind it that is surprising. Correct. Of course he has to go right back to the, what'd you ever do? Get an A in English class or something? That's how I can tell it's him. It always goes back to high school with him. You're just like no one else is thinking that. We're all adults. And seemingly people would want to be in the comments going, wait, what are you talking about? That's what he's looking for. He's looking for interactions to be like, oh you think Brendan Schaub's funny? So you'd be like, ah, I gotcha.

Blocked. Here's some more you're not Brendan won't say it, but I will you're all leeches and those same leeches will be in my comments after watching this video Because they were hoping there were some spicy shop gossip like some 16 year old girls get a life You all copy each other's content you all have the same takes the same basic jokes You all copy each other's content. You all have the same takes, the same basic jokes, sometimes with a British accent, but not one of you raised your hand in class

or offered to speak first because you knew you shouldn't speak out loud at all. You can thank the internet for your full sense of confidence, you damn hermits. So you can see right there, he wants interaction so bad now. Yeah, he got out in front of it a little too far. Correct, like, oh, I know what you guys are gonna say in my comments actually like well soon as you say that it's not what you're gonna get

at all So this is him back to his podcast Explaining what his strategy is here. That's what Capone is It's a channel where I'm saying hey all of you dummies that waste all of this time Caring about these fucking comedians' lives. Look how foolish it looks. You guys look as dumb as Capone does. It's just goofy nonsense.

Why are you wasting your time with it? So when I put out a video and people comment, and the two people that commented, I replied instantly. The one guy was like, oh you're like six months too late Bappa and the other guy said something about What did he say? something very similar and More to the point of like me hating on shop, and I was like yeah, it's I literally dismissed what they said and was like yeah, this is the only positive video I've ever seen of Brendan ever seen made of Brendan on YouTube.

Yeah, so here are the comments right here. Brendan still has haters be, this is really old and ridiculous at this point. And you know, it's basically just like, yeah, you're like a little too late to this thing. I know, this is the only positive video about Chum. Yeah, he's still saying that it's not great And then you are the problem and he responds to this good with a kissy face

And the response of that is okay brendan So he's getting a lot of great heat from this is what he was hoping for. This was a strategy all along It's all working for him now. I'm happy for him. He's getting some comments Two or three. I like what he goes, I responded immediately. Like, yeah, I know. So you do. You can't wait. As soon as the notification comes in, you're right there ready to respond. Now this is my favorite clip. This really brings it all home. Because this is classic Patrick Michael where he's calling people out. He's calling the people out for not being good at podcasting

and then proves that he might not be great himself. You might not like how I sound, you might not like me, but by God I say most words correctly. Okay? So when I hear these motherfuckers like talking like Shob, you're kind of like, you know, the pot calling the kettle black or whatever the saying is it's like You are just as dumb as him. You're just a little bit upset that you couldn't fucking prophetize it. Is that a word shit Propetize fuck Just ruined my entire point Fuck Just ruined my entire point

That's all stays in good job Patrick. That's why we love you buddy That's the kind of stuff we want in your show now one more clip I have on here because I was listening further on to the program and He takes a shot at someone that I'm not happy with I have a problem with this Because I put out a video very early I have a problem with this Because I put out a video very early About this necro goblicon John goblicon right now podcast Talking about how great it was how fun it was how refreshing it was to the comedy podcast world and

As I've watched the last like three fucking episodes, dude. I'm Kind of hating it Kind of hating it kind of despising watching it so he even called out they had Fred Durst on but Fred Durst was pretending to be someone else named Gary yeah and I started watching was great it's very funny John Gobble kind of rules but I guess that Patrick's over it he He's moving on. Did you notice that John Gobble con is sponsored by somebody you might? Recognize. Oh, who's that? Magic mind That's amazing because I was gonna turn on is shilling for magic mine

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Look at me. Look at you. Now what we did rehearse is how you're going to introduce Basim to everybody. Remember? Oh yes. I definitely have the show notes for that. But people might remember Basim as the guy that flew to Thailand And spent a fortune to get his dick injected so that he could become extra girthy

Which he won't fucking shut up about he does like to brag about the girthy cock Yeah, that is for sure next to producer Chris. I don't know anyone who Their girthy cock this fucking guy Let's put it all out on the table here. Apparently, they had a big convention in Hong Kong about- His ding dong? Jack- Yeah. Yeah.

Ding dong in Hong Kong. Yeah, it's like the rumble in the jungle only for jacking off, right? And they he came home with 15 different Jerk off devices that he's gonna tell us all about. Yeah, go here to go through an airport with It's your way ahead of the game here. Okay. Sorry. It's ridiculous Let's see what he's got. I flew to Hong Kong and I attended the biggest Adult toy fair in the entire world. I picked the best 15 toys that they had over there I went ahead and I tested each and every one of them and in today's video

I'm gonna tell you which one was the best and which one was the worst cuz surprise surprise The ones that were the most expensive were not actually the best. Oh good. Finally. This guy's gonna jerk off for us Yeah, it's about time. He he went to Hong Kong with an empty suitcase Yeah, and came home with a suitcase full of pocket pussies or whatever the fuck this is full of pocket pussies or whatever the fuck this is. Imagine if you're the TSA agent that has to, all right, so you're on a no-fly list now, and half of the staff quits. That's what's funny about this,

and not to get real, but just for one second I will. In America, we think that the airport is like this crazy thing where they touch your dick every fucking time, because they do to me. Everywhere else, they don't. If you want to fly into America, they don't give a fuck like yeah. All right. Have a great day, sir Yeah, it's very different like driving into Mexico, right? Yeah Okay now he's going to work his way up from the worst to the best so we got to get the duds out of the way

Okay to have that many features doesn't stroke doesn't spin next up is this toy right here that looks like the handy however it's a bit quieter and a bit stronger to be honest just like I did not like the handy by the way I tested it but I didn't want to make a video about it because it really wasn't that great this one is no better I just don't like this whole stroking mechanism very difficult to hold while the motor is on and even when you manage to hold it The feeling is not that great. So

Those three forget about them Is that a dream catcher in the background? No, it's a cum catcher in the background. That was a cum catcher. Dude, that thing looks scary as shit. I know, every other thing is just a cylindrical thing you stick your dick in. This thing looks like the cliffhanger alpine guy on Christ is Right. It's like ascending a mountain.

I'm surprised it's not yodeling. I was waiting for you to be like, this one actually ripped my dick off? Yeah. But that thing is supposed to go on your dick. Where does the other giant device? Fit on your balls I get in your ball I don't understand. I mean I can't This is the other thing you got to think about how long did it take him to try all these? I don't think about that. I'm gonna guess a morning.

Yeah. I think this guy, he loves what he does. When you love what you do, you don't work a day in the life. Yeah, this guy is all about jacking it. I only came three times into this one. It was the worst. Yeah, right. And like I said,

Beseev never shuts up about how girthy his cock is in clip three. With number four, my issue was is that my girth was a bit too much for this toy. Keep in mind my girth is a bit above. If you're not watching, he's actually showing a Hong Kong woman right now. I'm at 5.5 inches of girth. So the motor of this device was actually struggling with my girth especially when I push it in so it really wasn't great and it's not for me

next we have number 5, 6. How long was he at the phone with customer service? Yeah my big girthy cock is just not working with your product yeah yes sir we get this call every hour you're not original. Please hold. Next we have number 5, six and seven. And the reason I'm talking about them all at once is because they were very similar. They have two modes. One is vibrating and the other is stroking. Most of them were really struggling.

So the motor inside was really not that strong, at least not for me. And the feeling even when it worked wasn't really that great. So I'm gonna skip on those ones. I feel like you just touched on those. Yeah right that wasn't a skip at all. We got it. Yeah you heavily researched it and discovered that you can fuck the thing faster than it could fuck you. We get it. Right and you can't return it. You're insatiable. We know. Okay

so this next one is what have you ever seen in that movie flash of genius where Greg Kinnear invents the windshield wipers that you can? It can blink so it's not always on right. It's it just it's about copyrights and innovation this next device is Next level innovative nice first of all this device is next level innovative. Nice. First of all, this device is super cool. And the reason for that is I love the way it looks like you can make a smoothie in there. Yeah. You're going to put your dick in that thing?

Yeah. He's sticking his dick in a ninja blender. Right. Well, you got to get labels for your house like don't put your dick in this one. Like, shit, we're learn the hard way yeah right it opens like this and then you can just hold it it's very convenient to hold you have the buttons placed in the right spot so you can just click them while you're holding it the vibration was pretty strong the stroking was also very good and something i really like about is that you can take

out the sleeve and you can just wash it and you don't have to worry about the device I can't say that about this one for example so really it's only stroking and it's not spinning however the texture inside it's really good keep in mind this one is very expensive it's almost 300 to keep in mind. This one is very expensive. It's almost 300 bucks. So to be quite honest I'm not really sure it's worth the money. However, this was one of the good ones next What's with this spinning thing? Yeah fucking a girl with no legs Holder it's so important. You just take the giant handles and spin it around on your car Right bearing down on it and fucking it through a wall seems like you're the expert

Yeah, guys. I was gonna put out there stroking only is fine with me if you get me a pocket, please just strokes with that's fine That's all I did. I was looking for but thank you. Let's get wings and ping pong balls shoot out of the end I mean this thing's got it all I don't know how you're gonna get better than this compliment you You're so girthy We love you long time So he mentioned the cleaning problem, and I don't know how this device isn't number

Negative one if this is what the problem with the thing is well I don't know who would ever buy it could buy I have a huge problem with this one is it feels like a One use kind of device and the reason for that Imagine you came inside of this how the hell are you supposed to clean it? I really have no idea like you can't really just put water inside and wash the whole things inside. I think it would break the whole thing. And it has so many moving parts. And over time, I assume it's just gonna get really sticky and nasty.

That one that one's wild because it's like, you want to be able to see yourself got a glass tube to it. So you can watch your dick getting jerked off, I guess I guess right I can watch it anyway I'm always watching it get your So it's a single-use machine yeah, but if you're a multimillionaire why not? It's kind of closet full of a case Yeah, just take it into a bathtub with you for fuck's sake Imagine being this guy's roommate. Did you not pull out asshole? Yeah, this was my

vibrate 2000 that you're Excuse me, but seem the dishwasher is full of sex toys. Please the dishwasher is pregnant. Yeah It's your turn to take out the garbage thank you okay clip six this is the winner of the the Hong Kong 15 is it has everything I want in a device so number one the motor very strong did not struggle at all secondly it has a vibration that is also very strong and noticeable when you turn it on. It has the two features that I love which is the stroking and the spinning and it's also easy to clean because you can remove the inside silicone cup and you can just wash it and put it back

unlike other devices where you have to wash the whole device when you use it and the best part is actually one of the most affordable devices only $150 so compare that with this one right here 300 bucks 300 bucks almost again almost 300 bucks and they were all not that great so this one amazing device I'm probably gonna keep this one out of all of them to be honest because the gap was actually quite big like I could really Notice how much better this one felt compared to the rest of them phrasing Imagine the dumpster outside this guy's

Fucking use fuck toys. Oh I Fuck toys I 150 bucks sounds like a good deal. I'm still doing it for free though I'm even not even lotion. It seems like too much for my budget. I'm like now. I don't need any of this shit oh My god what a character well, that's what the bus seem is on wow He's still making a living from this right can't you go to his only fans and watch him off into these things totally you can Watch him use these devices on only fans. There's a lot of hot chicks Hot checks, okay, we're teeth or hands on this is innovators from Hong Kong checking it All right, let's keep things moving

To be genuine where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's your host right here. Frenchy Hanna. Yes. Frenchy Hanna from Pure Genuine. We haven't checked in on this character in a minute. I'm glad the producer Chris wanted to see what Frenchy's up to. I noticed that she just dropped a brand new podcast episode. Two days ago. Nice. Yeah. She's almost up to 200 subscriptions.

All right, get on there. Pure genuine, everyone. Yeah, okay, so this new episode features something new. If you would play my number one, please. So he's scared of it. Like the person who I'm going to therapy with, he literally, let's get it straight. You're not attracted to trans. You're not attracted to vagina. You're not attracted to trans. You're not attracted to vagina

You're not attracted to ass. You're not trying. Well. You're attracted to is Beauty it's the figure no. It's beauty. It's feminine energy Yes, I like that the obvious trans woman hair obvious What gave it away was just like let me tell you what people are trying to do beauty. It's just it's the figure There's gonna be a lot of that interaction That is interesting that this this trans person is explaining to me that As long as the chick is hot I don't care if she has a dick Which is is odd because other ones are always telling me that as long as the chick is hot, I don't care if she has a dick, which is odd because other ones are always telling me

that I don't understand their sexuality. Like, oh no, you don't understand, I'm pansexual. I have a different sexuality every hour, every day. They're like, but you would love to suck on a monster hog with a chick with nice tits. Like, nope, actually, you don't have my number at all. You can't be talked into that, huh? No, no, definitely not.

All right, well our guest Ash is going to introduce her in my clip too, and it doesn't have a whole lot to say. And Frenchie's not listening, so it doesn't matter. There's also some food on display, so check this out. Ash, nice to meet you guys. Yes, I have lovely Ash right here. And for this episode, we are going to talk about love, life, and lessons. Yes. So Ash, tell them a little bit about yourself. A bunch of L's in the chat. My name is Ash.

I am a Las Vegas local. I am 29 years old. I've been on the Dr. Phil show. I've been on Montell Williams. And I've lived my life for 29 years. And I feel like that's given me a lot of wisdom and lessons being who I am. I feel like that might contribute to the podcast, so.

Yeah, that's nice. That's nice, so. That's what everyone always says, 29-year-olds have it all figured out. What'd you have to 29? They tell us how much we'd be living our lives if she kind of ran out of facts. Yeah, right Oh, well this show that show I'm 29. Did I say my name? I gotta say of the two of these trans women Frenchies pulling it off way better. I was surprised by right

Yes, I've been on Montel Williams. You may have seen the episode about married guys I can't admit that they're gay That in a fucking truck stop bathroom. Yeah, yeah, we saw that episode. Ash is like I'm 29 I still know how microphones work ah Nowhere near the microphone leads me to my number three a couple amazing things happened here with the dr. Phil talk, okay I was on a dr. Phil episode. I was on two of them two of them two of them and what was that about? my my gender my sexuality more more or less educating people on

Fragile stuff things like over uh-huh and She did a basic instinct Well, this is actually I'm realizing something right now Because I think it was Brian Johnson brought this up on our show Where Aaron is this rare bird who sits next to his co-hosts and they can't really look at each other because it was facing the camera Which you don't see on podcasts. This is a bad format, because in order to make eye contact with the host, you have to look all the way over here,

and you can't get anywhere near the microphone. So, Frenzy reaches over and pulls it over, and that didn't matter at all. At all. Ash didn't give a fuck about that. Ash was just like, yeah, I don't need to talk into that thing. I'm not talking into this.

I'm looking at you, because this is stupid. More on educating people on things about myself. Uh huh. And uh, recently the latest episode was in 2019. Oh really? Yeah. Okay.

It's like five years ago. Five? Yeah, that was about like five years ago. Oh, I love Frontier Math. I would watch Fronty do bad all day Show that'd be amazing so a couple things here. I also got beat up on Jerry Springer So ash has some things in common with Dick Masterson both run dr. Phil both have penises So there's that both hot. I like that Ash says I like to educate people about me.

Imagine how arrogant and myopic you have to be to say, oh I have to go around and educate people about me. Like, oh wow, you must be so special. You have to learn about you. It's what everyone hates about woke culture. Yes, go fuck yourself. Your problems are now my problems. Don't care about you.

Yes, and this for Frenchie is a very long episode. It is almost a minute and 40 I'm sorry an hour She put out one that was 12 minutes So she was adjusting ashes Mike and in my number four you'll see how meaningless that was Pay attention to French my god you'll see how meaningless that was. Pay attention to French. Oh my god.

It was exciting. It was exciting? Yeah, there was a family there that needed help because they had a daughter that was transgender and they weren't really sure what to do. And Dr. Phil basically used me as an example and said, as long as you love your kid, do your kid right, treat your kid right, you got a beautiful child

and you pointed at me. And he was like, you know, as long as you're good to them. Because my mom, she was my biggest advocate. She did everything for me. So Frenchie just rubs her sweater and then adjusts her hair and has her sleeve running all over her microphone. They're props, but someone must have said you need to do this. So there is a producer involved. we've covered this before okay she's learning from somewhere all right I'll give it to you not really applying anything yeah right it's got all the props yeah the microphone is your friend you're not supposed to slap it around and ruin your

show with it Ashley is actively trying to get away from the microphone yeah as if it smells like a fart yeah, it probably does The last guest was ass-eating Alice, so So as I pointed out this does go on a while and the broads here actually get a little bitchy with each other good the term Diva comes up and Outcome the phones in my number five about three times, but I'm just like, what makes a diva? I think it's cause we're pretty. I think it's cause we can play both parts.

Nobody really sees me when I'm down and dirty. But I asked Google, what does diva, what is a diva? And I was like, is diva a bad thing? And Google said diva? Could be a good thing Ashes like I know Google to what's the definition of a diva? Hey Google Is Diva a bad thing

Poor Google you gotta speak English into this fucking thing or some language. Yeah much mouth McGee over here This is exactly what I said is being called the diva bad thing being called a diva about them Has taken on a derogatory time and is often used to define a person who is high maintenance I won't lie. I'm excessively picky about my circumstances, but Hey Google, it's being a diva bad thing She went in for another She's trying to get a second opinion Google is diva an annoying twat cuz there's one next to me

Man that really tickled me. Yeah, it's fun. They both had to pull out their phones like I don't know how to Google I'll get the right Google as you know I'll get the right Google answer Hey, Siri. No. Hey Alexa. No. Hey Google Shut up Yeah, this is a drop the needle anywhere kind of show and please tune in to pure genuine and support this broad Who needs all the support you can get but as Frenchie tries to wrap things up in my clip six It's a question that's hard to understand and so is the answer. Okay, and you have gotten What do you mean what is one love that you got out of life one love yeah, I mean like my ps5 What do you mean? Like what thing I've got like the Bob Marley song

thing that jerks and spins Vibrates what is the love that you have found for you, for you? For who you are, Aaron, how to go upon things. If I just keep saying words, does the question get easier to answer? If they're actually words. A lot of people can't be alone. So she clearly doesn't understand the question because no one could this looks like a scene out of the room part two there you go

people like what's one thing a lot of people say things between two ferns without don't even worry about it producer all right so so I mean what's the interesting part here's the closing it's a little bit long but guys don't be scared all right number seven as you guys will be seeing here a little bit more now on this podcast and when you hear my voice don't get too annoyed so you guys I'm gonna end it right here for this podcast right here on the pure genuine podcast where we dive into authentic experiences like never before yes you guys and thank you for tuning in and pulling in a chair and Enjoying yes and joining us and talking to us and talking in your balls

So you guys i'll see you guys next time and you guys will see ash next time peace out. Bye Peace have a great night everybody. Enjoy. Bye I enjoy your lives That was good You say so I'm gonna get it right here in a little bit Yeah, after I do the intro again try to all this over no reason to go to a split screen Yeah, offering up an extra hand of Frenchie. It was already a two-shot. Yeah, yeah, it was amazing But you gotta like it sounds like she's the new co-host though. Right. So did she just win the job? I think so. Or Frenchie didn't know what the fuck she's talking about. They probably got into a purse-slapping fight right after that. If Ash just kept showing up, you know, Frenchie would just be like,

A sword fight. More likely. would just be like, all right, sort of fight. More likely, yes. My parents have had a lot of time on their hands lately. At first, it was nice. Hey, mom, can you drive me to soccer practice? Sure can. We're having slow cooked ribs for dinner. It was awesome.

And then it became a lot. Some friends are coming over to watch a movie. Oh, what are we watching? I'll make some popcorn. Thanks to Voila, they can order all our fresh favorites from Sobeys, Farm Boy, and Longos online, which is super reliable. And now my parents are reliable. A little too reliable.

Voila! Your groceries delivered, just like that. For just 35 bucks a month for 18 months plus get a one-time gift of 5 gigs of Rome Beyond data Condition supply details at freedom mobile.ca Okay, all right well, thank you producer Chris for checking in on Frenchy Hanna Someone has to yes appreciate that now. No one's gonna appreciate this and you check that on Christine Nolten What's going on with our friend Christine? No. Oh my god. Well, could you? You might ask yourself. Is there anything she can't do she could play the electric mandolin. Yeah, she can sing. She's hilarious She's got the looks

But it is a ukulele by the way. I just want to say I play a mandolin Very offensive to us mandolin players. We just said. Right. But can she write a script where she plays two different roles? This is I'm going to say no. We're going to go out of the limb and predict that will not happen.

Yeah. Halloween just passed. So I think this was supposed to be, it's definitely supposed to be spooky we all saw her boo jokes where everything was Bootiful or whatever the fuck she was doing. I'm still recovering. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah prepare for So What this is is a script that is a take on

Bloody Mary called Virgin Mary death and She's gonna set it up for us great Look, there's a virgin now. Mary's a virgin, Mary's a virgin, Mary's a virgin. She can become a real ghost. Oh no, here comes the Virgin Mary. Virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin, virgin. Okay, so that was her like leaving this world? That's her descent into madness

What that is all right cuz she's gonna come back with a terrible take but I Figure this is I mean she's got to be a virgin in real life, right? She's just hiding Oh, she talks about sex all the time. I know but you don't think she's fucking Tom Myers You don't think she's fucking Tom Myers? I Think she would fuck Tom Myers if Tom Myers was not asexual. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, Tom Myers I didn't hang out my cat tonight. Otherwise too good for her. Yeah, I got plans Yeah, they should definitely be fucking each other though. That's that's clear. So in clip two this is the

So in clip two, this is the angle of the video. So it's not Bloody Mary, it's Virgin Mary. And everybody knows in scary movies, the Virgin always survives. Right. That's a trope of scary movies. Yes. If you're the person that doesn't have sex, you're the one that survives. But somehow that is a detractor in this video it doesn't make any fucking sense no it's like I'm having a hard time explaining it doesn't make any sense you do the opposite of what people expect it's amazing so she'll try to explain this dumb fucking premise okay this is utter bullshit. Okay, so I'm a virgin. Whatever. Okay? Okay, yeah, I know

whatever so yesterday. But this is bullshit. Everything is bullshit. You know what? Every time there's a horror movie, all the people that are having sex, they always die. And the virgin is just like, here you go just walk away this is like an acting reel for her but she's delivering this just like she delivers her stand-up yeah it's just how she talks it's okay whatever bullshit yes we got yeah you know it's like you get to leave all your friends all bloody all dead all the time and you're the only one left well you know what I'm tired of it I'm gonna throw a party tonight and I'm gonna go outside by myself and

Hope that a killer is there because I really need to be killed right now Is that how parties work the killer hangs out outside? Yeah Are we gonna invite the killer in no leave the killer outside? Yeah, I'm sick of being left out of being murdered is the good I'm pretty funny pretty funny stuff now. Let's see in clip 3 if you could figure out who this Masked killer might be in a nutty professor turn that we're about to take all my killer peeps Yeah, oh, you know what I bet that's Christine olden killer peeps yeah oh you know what I bet that's Christine Nolten Andy no way I could be wrong but I bet this is being played also by Christine I think this is

violent J you know what I was just thinking that I should do this over again you know I had a thought the other day You don't have to put on a mask with awful teeth She didn't do any of this. She was scary enough as it is Don't look so damn surprised, but Being a new killer and all I've got to step up the game No one targets virgins. They just leave them run free One day they won't be virgins, but damn it, I don't know if I'm gonna be around long enough to kill them all.

So tonight, my very first kill will be a virgin. And I've been going through online media files, whatever the hell that word is. I'm not tech savvy at all. Why I live in my parents basement. Whatever the hell that word is I'm not tech savvy. Oh Why I live in my parents basement, okay too much too much too much information Nobody targets versions right just he so Joe This is a new take okay Wasn't thinking it that way, but I understand what you say that makes sense

But this killer is trying to find their identity right there. They haven't killed anybody before okay, so they need a Sensational name ah great But what I call myself? The hooker? I sound like a prostitute. Right. Captain Jack Sparrow, nah, what the hell is that? That's not a name, all the good names are taken.

All two of them. I use my real name as Jason, but we know that that's been taken. Well, I got a good name for you, how about It? Yeah, if you notice the weapon is just a Rolled up piece of tin foil in the shape of a hook. Oh, you know that's a really that's a real hook Andy Velasco Raptor cloth not it. It's not a great prop. I guess oh, I know the production value all went into the mask Why wouldn't you say captain?

The production value all went into the mask. Why wouldn't she say Captain? Right was that without the joke that she didn't say all the names are taken Carl, you know this, okay It's been established and what's the comedy killer? urk-peck so What hasn't been established is that? Virgin Mary is gonna throw a banger party to attract the killer. Yeah, this party is off the hook. I'm so glad I'm alone tonight.

Oh, it's going to be great. Yeah, I'm gonna step outside in a minute. I definitely need be great. Yeah, I'm gonna step outside in a minute. I definitely need some air. So if there's any killers in the house, yeah, come out and get me. You know where I'll be, yeah. You know, they always say write what you know. I'm so glad I'm alone tonight.

Right, with my popcorn machine or whatever. Dear diary, who am I talking to? Have you ever been to a party by yourself and been like, this is a banging party? No. Okay, so this is the coup de grace and What's lost in this pair this scene is I I've watched this a couple of times. Yeah It's you can't tell While you're watching it. I'm pretty

sure that the killer is hooking her in the, how do I say this politely, cunt. Ah, got you. While you're watching it, she's going to underact it. So you're going to be like, well, that's not very impactful, but it pays off in the end. Gotcha. My name, I'm the hooker. Wait, the what? Well, yeah, cause I like to hook things and I like trick or treating. I don't know, I haven't thought of it yet. What?

Like Candy Man? I haven't gotten that far, you're my first victim. Well, okay, does Christine Knowlton Evers sit back and go, who am I making this content for? Who would enjoy something like this? What is she talking about? I'm the hooker, can I like trick or treating? Yeah, I'm a virgin too. Damn, I forgot to put that in there.

Fuck, we're gonna have to edit that. Oh boy. Could you look a little bit more scary? We got to establish that in act one. Whoops. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I'm going down. Oh, god damn it.

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But guess what there's a twist ending oh good Eating the murdered vagina cherry dude Did you just eat my cherry? No Whereas But wait, there's more Hi, I'm Christine. No, you're not virgin Mary. Oh, thank God. I didn't know that was real or not Yeah, so guys you came back

Are you? Hi, I'm Christine no, and I play the virgin Mary I just won't let you know no virgins were actually harmed during the making of this film however, a can of cherries. Well, I love having cherries in my mouth. Of course she found a reason to eat food during this comedy skit that she created. Of course she did. I don't understand. How does she not realize how fucking bad it is if you made that we you just be you Immediately delete it

Refuse to let it see the light of day She surrounds herself by the same people Tom Myers surrounds himself with So it's all these idiots who applaud for each other and go. Oh, that's really oh, there's a chair in there to the hook They have to act like they're doing something That's good because none of them can do anything good. Hmm. It's the only way you get to this place If you have a friend who thinks they're funny and they're not tell them. Yeah, this is my public service announcement See something say something you're Kristen looking directly at Andy But this is this is the thing. You're you're turning these people

into monsters, but not explaining to them how much they suck. And here's a monster who sucks. Stuttering John is working some type of day job. He's going to explain that to us. I have that in the clip package. It was brought to my attention by Shulian the gang. They believe he's working at an Amazon warehouse, a seasonal job as the Christmas shopping season comes in. They need more people helping out, that would make sense. He's wrapping gifts at JCPenney.

Maybe he's doing that, he does have the experience working at the Salvation Army before with loading, working on the dock or whatever and loading up the trucks or whatever the fuck he's doing with this. But John's gonna explain to you something else going, I don't care, what I like about this is that it means that John is now starting his show later. And that means that he has to start drinking. It's fucking Miller time when he was doing his two o'clock show or three o'clock

show, he could maybe hold off or put a little booze in the solo cup and get away with that. But now he's like, I, we're starting to four 30, obviously it's party time. It's pick wick time. I got a crack open a cold one. And so he's on there with Rob Saul. And what I want to present to you today is two pathetic drunks lashing out at everyone else and trying to paint themselves as the winners in this scenario. If they had, I wish someone would show them this video when they woke up the next morning or when they had their first couple beers and sobered up the next morning so they can see what's really going on here. They're both wasted. I would love if they made every video they made. It was just like this from now on.

Dustin great show to alcoholics roughing. John and Rob, they didn't drink it show. They just sat around. They drank and yelled at the the job Good comeback Rob Look at these two alcohols that he just acts like an idiot. He was like, oh, I'm the I I'm sorry I thought you guys were drunk. I didn't realize you're actually killing it over there What what the fuck is Rob drinking like? Cotton candy trulies or there was any getting a bunch of super gay stuff delivered to his house when he sent his neighbor out Yeah, yeah, you need to have the white claws and stuff like that a special berry flavor

Rob is in this is just my opinion. I'm just speculating based on his behavior He's on pills and he talked about how he was addicted to pills He's not anymore, which is what someone who's addicted to pills says I could clean up my act. I don't do that anymore I've got it under control. I was watching Video of Rob back when he was bashing stuttering John on the Julie Network not too long ago And Rob doesn't do this and he's not like Like his eyes are closing like he was just sitting there normally and just talking to the guys and I always thought like this guy was on the radio. How is that possible? Oh?

He's wasted Rob Saul is fucking wasted and I will prove that to you as this goes on or maybe you'll disagree with me Cuz what do I know What can I possibly know about? Oh, he's wearing the doggy style sure Now he's always leaning into it so guys you guys think I fuck my dog all I do is jerk it off I don't fuck it Now John pulls up a clip and John's watching a clip of the Pat Dixon show and Pat Dixon is claiming

That Kevin Brennan's wife is cheating on him. I'm not gonna play like the Tookie suit played this last night. John doesn't add anything he just like watches it over and over goes whoa just you know it was like well Kevin Brennan's wife's cheating on him just cuz Pat Dixon just said it you know like okay whatever but what I wanted to show you here is that we make this look too easy when we come on here and we show clips and we respond to them and we set up the story and what's going on and why things are happening the way they're happening. John cannot grasp this concept. He's the one who decided to show this video to Rob on his

show bring her on. And I love it when you bring her on because every time she comes on more people see what a fucking psycho she is. So I mean, it's incremental, but I mean, that's what it takes. It just like exposure after exposure after exposure. What the fuck is he talking about, Rob? I was talking about Kevin Brennan bringing on his psychotic ex-girlfriend over and over. Felicia.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. John is so wasted. He's like, what's going on in this video that I pulled up Rob? This link I'm just playing off of Reddit. Yeah. Yeah. He never looked at it before, he hasn't curated it, but someone told him to play it and so he's playing it and they're both going after Kevin Brennan. And the projection on this episode, this is just from last night, by the way, I want you to look at Rob Saul and look at how wasted he is. You are a pathetic loser. He can't even keep his eyes open as he's calling someone else. He's all disheveled. His hair is all over the place.

His hats off to the side and he's sitting someone else he's all disheveled his hair is all over the place his hats off to the side And he's sitting there going oh, we just play it again. You are a pathetic Loser yeah, man, whoever you're saying that to got him. Yeah, hot shot Never been said before and right show so they're calling out Kevin and Chad for being lunatics and hacks and standing for nothing. Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumach suck. Kevin's a lunatic, but now Chad's on his show today with big head odd fucking Bo Shetty

and they're fucking like, it's like Chad, you're a fucking, you stand for nothing too. You fucking hack. Yeah. for nothing too you fucking hack yeah in Chad and Kevin like these two big comedy kings Chad you're an opener yeah end of story period school oh yeah opener and wasted so this is what this is we've all seen this is open our eyes. They're wasted. So this is what this is. We've all seen this before. The two guys at the corner of the bar at the end of the bar who were both passed by by everyone in their industry, picked the industry. It doesn't be show business. It could be plumbers. It could be janitors. Yeah, it could be anything.

And they're watched all these people get promotions over them. There's like that's fucking guys I don't know why the boss likes any fucking socks. They've both been fired from their jobs They're they're trying to squeak by some type of living and they have it all figured out They're wasted at 6 p.m. At the bar going. Yeah, what about bill? Like what's he like the regional manager now? He's a fucking idiot Yeah, what about bill like what's he like the regional manager now? He's a fucking idiot There's no shit. I fucking run circles around that douchebag They're so bitter and they refuse to learn anything from life right recovering alcoholics talk to each other actively to stay sober Yeah, things these guys are actively trying to stay drunk. Yes and agree with each other. Yeah Don't you agree that Kevin Brennan has no talent and it's so crazy that he had a 35

year career in comedy, right? Yeah. Hard stop period. Rack me. And it's always the biggest fucking losers that have the strongest opinions. I used to deliver to a Charbroil where the fry cook is listening to Talk rate like political talk radio and it's all the fucking hot takes about he's got it all figured out your fucking fry cook Why why would I ever listen to you? That's these guys? It was like your opinion is worse. How do you feel about bartenders? Yeah, but I also have to point out that John made one of the worst references when he was talking about Mike Puschetti

I get it because I actually know who big head Todd and the monsters are Big head odd right which is a reference that nobody would ever get it's the worst nickname He's king of the names. That's right. No. Oh, he's told me that that's the worst What you ever come up with John fuck you? See don't do that was very good. No I don't check out this projection. This is an inception level of projection happening You fucking loser you delusional fucking Pathetic loser. He really is a loser like he calls everybody else to lose. That's a projection. He is a loser and he knows it. So this is wild. They're talking about Kevin Brennan. Now, Kevin Brennan has a personality disorder. Nobody likes him, but he's not a loser on the level of these guys who are sitting there going, yeah, man, that guy, he's calling me a little bit like, look at us. We're like a killer. I. I got two dollars super chat people are giving me money

To I don't know like point laugh at me and tell me that my kids don't talk to me anymore But this guy Kevin Brennan fucking loser how? How far into this episode is this because they are completely fucking wasted. They're gone I feel like this is a challenge that they put against each other, but who could fall out of their chair first This is almost a drunk. The Chad Zuback blackout episode. Yeah. We're just like, oh, who's who's going to fall asleep? Oh, the DG, Joey C. Oh, right. Drunk stream. Yes.

He's that drunk. So this is what Rob's all upset about. Recently, it was discovered that Rob is filed for bankruptcy. And Kevin Brennan was on his show laughing about this. And of course, Kevin Brennan's not all there either because he thinks it's a win for him that Rob Sal's a loser. I also know that Rob Sal's a loser.

It doesn't help me out in any way, but for Kevin it helps him out somehow. This is from so thorough Joe Burrow, who clipped this for me, thank you very much, but this is what has got Rob very upset. I got so much information on Rob's all today. It's on fucking believable. I do universe provided.

I didn't even ask. It was just provided to me literally provided to me. Rob soul is flat fucking broke He's flat fucking broke Want to know how flat broke he is? I'll tell you what's his credit score. Tell you right now that Tell you right now This is Kevin show by the way. Yes me waiting for anything

This is Kevin show by the way. Yes me waiting for anything Here's a savings account With six dollars and fifty cents in it six dollars and fifty cents Here's another account with a hundred fifty eight dollars and sixty nine cents Yeah. Well, $158 and 69 cents. Documents that anyone has access to. Of course, I didn't know how to get it. I didn't even know this existed, but somebody did. And they provided it for me. This guy's fucking broke. I know where his attorney is, so where she lives, it's a Fed. He had a, he, if he's lying about what he has, it's perjury.

He's filing a, a, a bankruptcy in federal court. Okay. So this has leaked out. People have seen this, that this is what's going on. So Rob is on the defensive. No, everyone else is a loser. I'm not a loser. And this is some comeback that he has to that.

99% of us have jobs, families and money in the bank. Doesn't it bother you to call us losers? It only shows a lack of originality, the zero self-awareness. I have money in my bank and stuff. You're talking about Kevin Brennan talking about he's like he said I had six dollars in my savings account yeah I don't even have a savings account amazing this gotcha this is what Rob doesn't even realize because he's blackout he's not even realized how funny that is right there you think I only got 650 guess what I got zero take that savings account I don't even know the meaning of banks won't That is right there. You think I only got 650? Guess what? I got zero. Yeah. So take that.

Savings account? I don't even know the meaning of that. Banks won't even work with me, huh? What do you think about that, asshole? Well, it's one thing if there's federal documents that he is filing for bankruptcy. That's evidence. Somebody having like a savings account

they don't use anymore, that's not damning. No, it's not. But Rob is broke. Yeah. And I loved the super chat that John made him read. We're like 90% of the families, we have money in the bank and you're calling us all losers. Don't you realize that you really need to get your shit together?

Everyone else is living their lives. Don't make Kevin Brennan talk. May he's like he said I had six dollars in my savings account. Yeah, I don't even have a savings account. But whatever it's, you know, I pay my bills and I do stuff. You guys, yeah, you're losers. Okay, very good. He pays his bills and he does stuff.

So can anyone else here say that? I don't know. Can anyone say that? He pays some of his bills We found for bankruptcy means you haven't paid a lot of your bills over a certain amount of time Right and then you owe so much money that you're like, I don't want to owe this money anymore So I'm willing to forego any type of credit score. I could possibly have the future Yeah in order to not pay my debts to people it makes you smart and the president. Yes, we get it

Well, you know about filing for bankruptcy. Yes It's not something that you just like yeah But what do you do pay your bills and have money in the bank and afford your family? Yeah That is what we do So there is value and being like well, at least I'm not Rob Saul. There is for sure and John loves this version of Rob Saul. He praises him for his performance Robert, you know, I don't want to sound like I'm kissing your ass But you you have made me laugh so much this show you this is by far in my honest opinion your best

Performance ever on the stuttering john podcast. SCOOL! Thank you. That's the positive reinforcement that Rob needs in order to be like, oh so I can have this many Xanax and drink a bunch of beer and you still like me? That's the equivalent of going home with a three at 2 30 in the morning at the bar. Then it's like oh This is the funniest Rob Saul's ever been yes you you're fucking a three John good for you

You can't form a sentence right and he's on the defensive and John's like finally a bigger loser than me that exactly That's that's what it is right, so we're seeing who would lose if they kept going who would fall out of their chair Yep, and John is saying you would yeah, I'm just drinking light beers over here I don't have a pill problem but Clay Danver comes out and goofs on John and actually has a job and things going on during the day and stuff like that and John's like I don't like this yeah I want to talk to Rob Saul who's fighting for bankruptcy and Kevin Brennan is focusing all his attention on him now instead of me so let's talk about John's new day job

because he's killing it, he's bragging about it. Now remember when it was rumored that Shuley had a day job, that was Shuley being a loser and there's a big loss for him and John was laughing about it. But now John has a day job and that's a good thing to have a day job all of a sudden. See, here's the sweet thing, Rob.

I made $400 today from my job, right? $400. I know Shitway is trying so hard to find out what the fuck I'm doing. Shitway, I'm at an ad agency. You can never, ever get that job. You don't have any creative talent. I do.

I can write ads for any fucking company. You do not have that talent. John is claiming. Okay. First off, if you work in an ad agency, I used to own one. John would never get hired in the ad agency. John, if you want to do a show together again, it's been a while. Maybe we can talk about your ad agency experience and we could go toe to toe for that. Tell me what you're up to because you're lying obviously if he was making $400 a day And then he'd be a salaried employee. They don't like hand you a check at the end of the day I got you did another great job for us. Here you go. Hey remember to punch out, right? There would be a hundred and four thousand dollars a year John would be an entry-level employees never worked in an agency before

We view John as all the experience as a person out of college worked at an agency before. We view John as all the experience as a person out of college. So John would not be making $104,000 at that agency. He's obviously lying because like Chad doesn't understand how money works and he goes, oh, I made $400 today at my job. That's not how anyone who works a normal job thinks about it. No. They get a paycheck every two weeks or twice a month or whatever and they don't calculate it down to how much I? Make on Tuesday Salary you don't break it down that way and also imagine anyone bragging about $400 to John what John would say oh

I wipe my ass with $400 bills right now all of a sudden. That's that's very impressive And also I've heard his album, and he doesn't know how music And also I've heard his album and he doesn't know how music works. I know, that was a Freudian slip. He definitely does not know how music works either. But yeah, that's John for you. He's got a job. He's bragging about it now. It used to be a bad thing to have a job, but now John is working at an ad agency and he can write ads for any company. Give me an example, John. Write a tagline. Write a tagline for your show. What is your show? What the fuck?

Hungry for insure? Yeah. Pathetic existence? Insure. Alright. Let's poke a dab where I gotta bring Annie into the mix to help us out. What's up, Annie?

Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello. Alright, let's see what Cardiff has in store help us out. What's up Annie? Oh hello. Oh hello. Hello. Alright let's see what Cardiff has in store for us today. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Topoak, a dabbler. Are you ready to play Topoak, a dabbler? I Fight just as dirty as he does I'll find out all the intel about him and his family. Don't worry He wants to attack my family you wait fatty patty You wait

Trust me Trust me Yep TRB 10. Thanks for the 10. Asking for a friend. Would you sleep with the post-op training? I don't know. I've never had the opportunity.

How would I know? Would she sleep with you? Is there the real question? Stuttering John clips. Who were some of the famous people in your class that I want you, man, you guys really,, it's so silly. So silly. Name one.

The only famous person was Kathy Scorsese in my class. And me. So I didn't have Adam Sandler in any of my classes. So there wasn't really anybody who really did much. That's how in my class where no, did he go to school with Mitch Fatel? Isn't that the reason why he worked with Howard Stern joke? In my classes, Mitch Fatel, I guess. You know, Mitch Fatel and Kathy Scorsese, I guess are the only two people who have,

you know, some sort of fame. I didn't go to school at the same time Spike Lee was there. I don't know, I used to look up the famous graduating class from 1989, because I could tell you a bunch of people that I went to school with but I can't tell you who was famous. Living proof college means nothing. Okay, whatever. You act so tough you're a coward to face them. When have I ever backed down from a fight? When? I'll tell you what what you name one time, okay, that I ever back down from any challenge.

According to dabbling, Dan, who recently came out and told some secrets about john, that's one of his biggest regrets in life was not punching Rocco in the face immediately. That question, I would have punched him in the face, but he was having such a good time Not joining the football team and not punching Rocco ever The Highly rated bit I did on the tonight show. I'll bet on anything. I bet on anything that I could beat people

What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, a pie eating contest with a math teacher. B, a belly banging contest with a sumo wrestler. Next, a wheelchair race versus a real wheelchair guy For Guess the beer by the sound of the poor and lastly I beat Jonah Hill at checkers

so hope a Dabler okay God damn it. This is a tough one. I was gonna call my shot with Shaq at checkers so Dad look okay God damn it. This is a tough one. I was gonna call my shot with Shaq You don't go first. I know it's not on their card if we're made it that easy for us unfortunately doesn't like us I'm gonna go with next wheelchair race versus real wheelchair guy I want that to be the answer so bad trucker and do anything real wheelchair guy. I want that to be the answer. So bad trucker.

I do anything. Guess the beer. OK, guess the beer by the sound of the poor and Annie. The pie eating contest. OK, pie eating guys with a math teacher and producer Chris. I also went pie eating. All right. I was I almost went I beat Jonah Hill at Chuckers.

But let's see what you heard that one. I mean either Hardly rated bit. I did it on the tonight show. I'll bet on anything. I bet on anything that I could beat people I Even had a belly fucking banging contest with Sumo wrestler fuck he gets it every time What is that? Wow, there's a Leno bit Can you not find his shit? Corrodes Leno? Why why is that not nobody cares? I know but it will be such a terrible well to run to a terrible show no one gets a shit

I'm sure it's terrible as we fund a fucking but I did I took the challenge That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dab we weren't Just do it How's my sit Eugene sit good dog right there? Who is that fucking guy? Thing about it is the electric drum kit It's not even electric drum kit, it's a rock band. I think I don't know

It could be the generic version okay, I stand corrected. It's not gay It wasn't my point, but fair enough All right, I want to thank Andy for pulling all the clips that he pulled for us today I want to thank Andy for pulling all the clips that he pulled for us today Getting us up to date with Basim and Christine Nolten We'll see what the other people say about that, but I'm thanking you for it These are coming over people should check out your show the all apologies podcast. Thank you Carl. Yes we just did a fantastic episode with hughes II and My very good friend new girl who is always fun to have on the show, about pro wrestling.

I tried to get Vidi Paulino on and he declined. What? But I gave you a clip from the show. I wanted to tease the show with an actual clip from the show. Excellent. Let's check it out. Yeah, listen, I gotta be honest. I think this backfired and we just all became GTS fans.

No, yeah, 100%. This is me loving this. Now, we saw Captain Simp, and this is going to be the intergender tag team match between Captain Simp and the other. Night Melendez. Yeah, Captain Simp versus Turbo and Night Melendez in the Fatal Four Way match in Clip 21, Ed.

Yeah, you're a ho. Hey, you're a ho. She's the real dick. Shrimp dick. Shrimp dick. Shrimp dick. Shrimp dick. Fine.

Fine. Fine. For goodness real. She's the number one contender. We're going to have a long and great night. Yeah, black guy. OK. All right, here we go.

He's just wearing BBBs. Ring the bell. The bell is black guy. Okay, here we go. Wearing BBBs. Here comes Killy. They're also number one contenders. I can't believe it. Come on, come on. Fatal Four Way. Holy shit, the crowd is chanting for a fatal four way. I think she's the number one contender. She's the number one contender. Goldstein, you're going to have your hands full with three women right now. What's this going here?

So that is GTS Wrestling. It is a cartoonish backyard wrestling league that we all fell in love with. So I would encourage everybody to go check that out. It's free on YouTube now. Our main show is free on the All Apologies podcast YouTube, but you can get the Exclusive content on Sunday, and then we do a full exclusive content episode on Monday, and then you can see it for free on Wednesday, so I Am very excited about it. Please check it out more information at all apologies podcast comm and you were shaking your head You familiar with this backyard wrestling? wrestling. I know but it sounds fascinating

Oh, and he knows it. Oh, there's a guy. No no no it sounds fascinating I was nodding along and enjoy me like oh, okay I could get into this there's a character now like currently that looks like Kane from WWE except he's a white version called cocaine and he just Everybody sent me a clip of that Pulled out an eight ball like threw it in the air and it landed on his face and he pinned the guy and I'm like That's the worst way to do cocaine possible. They also have a rainbow one wildly inefficient They also have a rainbow version named gain. That's always tried to grab people from behind

So GTS, I'm pretty sure me and hughes you're gonna start a gts. I can't believe this but wrestling has reached a new low In the best way so not check it out, please sounds good Alright, I think we have some voicemails. Do you have any reviews coming up Annie? Yes, I have one from November 6 from book liver 81 nah, bro. I Guess I don't see the humor in being cruel to fellow podcasters roasting is funny the few episodes. I have heard are cruel I said one thing to say to that That's a one-star review I would imagine Yeah, what a wimp people are getting butt hurt over nothing

Oh, no, this guy made fun of my favorite podcast That is always when it comes to podcast Annie You do a show. It's uh, you can find it on youtube at what's dash this dash game Absolutely, and uh next week i'll be having skinny Chad Zumaq on and we'll be talking about the blood rain too, where you play as a hot vampire chick hunting down other vampires. Sounds fun. Absolutely. Definitely check that out. All right. Let's see what people are saying in the voicemails. People are calling in leaving voicemails. You can find that at

who are these.com. Find the number, call in and make your voice be heard. Hey Carl, I love you. Love the show. Uh, please. Can we stop with the improv shows forever? I don't know if I'm going to live through another fucking one of those. It's so painful. It's so fucking painful. The improv shows are tough. There're sometimes tough to get through, but that last one we did with the last podcast on the left spin-off show was a whole other level of terrible. That woman was the worst.

Maybe the she was just screaming the whole time. I just don't get why anyone would find that entertaining or funny. So bad. Bye, guy. The the bisexual listener calling in. would find that entertaining or funny. So bad. Uh, by guy, the, uh, the bisexual listener calling in. Hey, Mr. Hamburg, yes, uh, once again, this is your bisexual ball here.

Just want to say thank you for letting me come under the air and sometimes let me say a few stupid jokes. And that means a lot to me. Because making me laugh is what your show has done. And I'm really trying to catch up with all the old episodes. But you know it's bisexuals. If it ain't anal, it's oral. So always busy. But I'm trying to switch over a little bit to oral and anal and a little more podcasting.

Any who how how I'll see you later it's not a blind buck I say hello no I don't mean your partner I mean your guy okay so apparently the bisexual guys are having too much fun there's too much sucking and fucking going on they're very busy so they can't listen to podcasts offered as a straight guy's gun which makes sense this story checks out i understand hey car love you love the show love everything you do hopefully that was enough to get my voice mail play but uh i just wanted to say i think you might have had a little bit of laughs and judgment i know it's been a while but uh i was listening to my little piggy. It's all great stuff intro

It's a good song, but It's it's this little piggy and it's the perfect length sir It's the best song everyone wants a too many long time before the show starts Who doesn't like that my little pony? Yeah, my little piggy. I think he's This little piggy will be on this Friday from what I've heard more punk rock talk coming in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, pro-life. I don't mind the gays. I like the gays. But what makes me most punk rock is

liking the musical show. Do one again this year. Actually, do two, do three. Just do the whole month of December music shows. We love it. I see what you're doing. I'm not going to fall for that. Oh, this guy wants more music shows, huh? All right, I'll make my music. make my he got me. Damn it. Not going to happen. I'm too smart for that. Gary and San Diego worried about considering John's finances. This week, John admitted that the hardship for him to pay his property taxes. He also admitted the hardship to pay his electric

bill. And it's a hardship to pay his electric bill. And it's a hardship to pay his federal taxes. For the love of God, how many hardships can one man endure? It's unbelievable. He also has to pay his tax guy. Not a plug-neckle for stuttering John. Rock and rolla. Rock and rolla, Gary.

I know. Apparently all these bills are really piling up for John including The taxes that we're doing April 15 But if I don't open them Uncle Sam can't get me if I just ignore them Here is a chiefs fan calling in a little bit too soon Not so much. Go Bills. We have a new controversy. You know, we've had Steely Dan as a controversy. We've had taco shells. We got a new one. Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. I guess. I'm sorry to bring up another voicemail discourse

because I know we just got over Steely Dan and I know there was also the corn and the flour tortillas, but Opie really chapped my ass this week when he said Thanksgiving turkey fucking sucks. If your Thanksgiving turkey sucks and it's too dry, it's because you fucking suck at cooking it. The turkey's great, fuck you. Don't call me back. There's not enough gravy in the world I

Had an open segment today. We were running along yeah I'll have to get to another time sounds like you're a white meat guy switch to dark meat That's true, but that is a hack. That's a turkey hack right there. No one's eating that dark meat. It's all yours, buddy You got this Yeah, Opie was having some kind of cope on his show as they're going, you know Opie said he wouldn't go on the low-level shows and So misery those clips on there super training was like what do you consider a low-level show like miserable company? And I was like look at I get it all these shows have more viewers than me

But but I made millions of dollars in the race I he always goes back to his glory days but whatever we've heard no thanks to you for this is a fun voicemail right here listen closely well-timed fart on the voicemail. Congratulations, sir. Not everyone can pull that off. Never been done. Hey, Carl. Love the show. Hate you. You're fine. Either way, I was calling up the comments on the recent bonus crossover show with you and Dick. Fantastic as always. It's the whole reason I got into WAPP in the first place. But there was a major problem with it. Why did you guys forget the fucking feminist, financial feminist segment?

You owe pennants for this. I could blame Dick, but we both know that he'll blame you instead, so I'm still blaming you for this instead. Also, let Cardiff know more Tommy T, less John. I'm getting tired of the puppy dabbler Tommy T's gone away. That's the problem. There's no new episodes. Is that right? Tommy T? Yeah, he stopped posting last I knew anyway, I'll check again, but I know I guess well I'd love to be clipping his show cuz I checked today cuz I was thinking we were doing quick hits or something else

Yeah, he's gone right nothing new going on. Yeah as far as the financial feminists on the crossover show We didn't cover that but don't blame me Well blame me cuz I found that Patrick Michael put out a new episode with a brand new show and Adam Thoreau For finding that fat chick who does a whole consulting job Fat chick who does a whole consulting job explaining how to make fat chicks comfortable at work That's our company's fraud and once I sent that over to dick He's like, oh, we're not gonna have time for financial fabric. No, not this time. We'll get it next time though We'll get back on it. You'll learn how to put your money in savings accounts. Maybe Rob Selsa listen that This is a message for Cardiff it's been years the to catch a dabbler is not a new game anymore.

It's not everyone's favorite new game show. Stop with your dipping dots bullshit and get a new intro. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Oh, you're only going to encourage that potato to do that forever now. You don't even know what you just did. I don't think he gets Cardiff. I'm sorry, Annie. I don't think he understands Cardiff. Yeah, I don't think he understands Cardiff. Yeah, I don't think he's going to use it on it.

So this is the original guy who defended me for saying that I thought that Trump was the more punk rock candidate compared to Kamala. Okay, we might as well keep this going. So I'm the original guy who called in to defend you on the voting conservative, is it punk rock thing? And basically, what a surprise. The guy calls in and he says the only thing that he has, which is once again another form of you're not cool, he calls me a bootlicker.

And first of all, just like the punk thing, he doesn't even know what he's talking about again. A bootlicker implies insincerity. Why the hell would I call in here and defend a point for no goddamn reason? It makes no fucking sense. People do a lot of things. What would I have to gain from that? What gain would I have from that? I just don't get it. But sure, call in again and try to tell me how I'm wrong, but you can't because all you have is calling people in. And you know what?

Just try to call me back. See what happens buddy. Bye. Love you, Carl. All right. So this controversy lives on because we have another call in here. Jesus. I don't understand why there's all this debate about who is the most punk rock president

Punk rock is all about your parents having a shit ton of money and you not giving a fuck Donald Trump is clearly that that is the most punk rock vote I'm sorry. Hey Carl Love you. Love the show. Thank you. Thank you for remembering that. It's how you get your voicemail played Remember love you love the show Teddy Roosevelt is obviously the most punk rock president. I don't know that's not even up for debate Yeah, they're like yeah, well, you can only be president for two terms like fuck that. I'm played by the rules like Oh Teddy Roosevelt Nevermind you right Teddy Roosevelt was very punk. Oh, that's just drunk talk Hi boner guy calling into the show hi Carl love you love to share I

Know what everyone's thinking out this guy. He's gonna tell it Calm and vote for Carl. That's not why I'm calling in this time. Oh, it's a record call. I think I will vote for you. Uh, I'll continue to do that at the creep off.com. But no, the reason I called him today was because, uh, shit. So long.

Nah, I see what you did there. The creep off.com get over there. Vote for Carl. People are cheating for Vinny I won't stand for it anymore. Go to the creep off comm and vote for Carl last one. Oh Man, my name is Carl Pat you know what this WNBA thing? I'm an

Aggressive male with a cover van man, you know, I'm just chopping down trees, ignoring the, uh, NWA. You don't know this dance bombs. I'm fucking big alpha coral coming down from, uh, Montana with a fucking figure Yellowstone dude. Calm down, Carl. You're fucking, uh, everyone knows your date is calm. They can eat these keys. Christ. I honestly don't follow the WNBA or dance bombs. I'm not familiar with either of those things. And fortunately my buddy Pat knew about that. Pat was going back and forth with Tom Myers on social media,

sending me screen grabs today. Nice. Yeah, that Tom Myers does not care for us. I know. It's really disappointing. I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight. Podcast Karen. Wow. I'm excited. We have Vinnie coming on WTP on Saturday I'm sure I'll be talking to Tom Myers. Oh, I love driving him crazy with that shit. Pat was starting to like it too much

We gotta get videoed cuz I still haven't listened to what Tom Myers take was after the election results Gonna guess he was upset. Oh, I bet he turns it into hilarious comedy Andy if I had to guess he's good at that kind of stuff This is it it's over okay. Goodbye Goodbye hey, but goodbye man. That was a good episode. I was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that go fuck yourselves have a good week a plane is hit right watch a Carly Mom. Boom.

Are we done here? I think we are. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode.

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