Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep573 - Me and My Wife Podcast

Episode Date: November 24, 2024

Jocktober has come and gone but there’s never a better time to check in on Mike Calta’s new podcast with his wife Amanda. Why do guys think doing a show with their wife, talking about their relationship and family, is a good idea? Unless you married an entertainer it doesn’t work, and even Rich and Bonnie have some mind-numbing conversations. Vinnie Paulino joins us to discuss Mike’s loser son who is being coddled by his mother. After that, Lucy Tightbox joins the show to tell us about That Vegan Teacher, a woman who went from singing songs to getting into online battles with Gordon Ramsay. Tom Myers writes his first monologue since the election and boy is he dumb and unfunny. Patrick Michael is getting into the “serve Karl with a lawsuit” line. Stuttering John is doxxing everyone and thankfully ClayDabbler is calling him out. John doesn’t like that. And finally we play a round of To Poke A Dabbler, get an updated internet news segment, and listen to your voicemails.  The Creep Off (vote for Karl) - https://thecreepoff.com/ Lucy Tightbox’s show - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion from Cyborganic and Discord. We have both listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Mike Kelta and his wife Amanda Kelta. Now, Mike Kelta has been a radio guy for decades. He's out in Tampa. He's got a big presence there in Tampa. His YouTube channel has just under 12,000 subs, and this podcast averages about 2,500 views per episode. It didn't start that long ago.

They're up to episode seven, which just came out yesterday. And I wanna start off by showing you how the first episode, this is Mike and his wife, and they have a guy who helps them on the radio show, who's producing this thing. And so this is episode number one, a radio professional, a vet, a guy who's been doing this for decades as I said

So it's like hey, let's just turn on the cameras and do what we do. I know how to do this. I'm a broadcaster I'm sure we'll figure this out. It'll be super easy. Hello, Michael You're live He's talking he's talking I. I don't hear you in cue. It would help if I turn them. There we go. I think we're good. It is me and my wife. I am me. I am the wife. Yes you are.

Thank you very much. Welcome to the program. They have a camera. There's just not nothing Yeah, they were going through all the different cameras. I thought there was the producer who just laughed You guys suck at this unbelievable. How do they do this so poorly? Well, how do they not check these? This is like stuttering John level shit I believe he records his regular show out of that studio, too. He does yes So you would think he would know to turn the mic on. She should definitely not turn the mic on. And like, Stuttering John, it looks like they both just woke up.

Well yeah, and she's very confused about what is going on, she's very unprepared. This is a serious question for you. These are things that I have picked up in casual conversations with my wife that I just store in the back of my brain and we don't really talk about. You said to me the other day,

do you have any idea what I'm about to say? No, wait, can I ask you a question? Yeah. How come that camera looks at you and you look at it? Am I on it too? No, Joe switches back and forth. But how do I know where to look? Look at me.

You can look right here too if you want. It's over there. But look at me. No, I am. I'm the love of your life No chemistry completely unprepared I was not expecting this and dumb yeah I mean listen if it was rich boss and his wife. I would expect all of this I fucking miss rich and Bonnie after watching this yeah

I know what you mean because it's kind of got that vibe to it, but worse in a lot of ways it does These Bonnie's funny right? Amanda's retarded. Oh, yeah, it's not great. I just met her now None of us like her I think Amanda is stunning and a lovely woman. Okay, so I think here we go Think Amanda's lovely. Where do you want to go with your clips here, Renny, you checked out a bunch of episodes. I checked out the first and the most recent. I watched three episodes. I watched kind of the middle ones here,

but there's a lot of things that are weird about this couple. And she talks to him like a child at times, and I thought that was weird. My first clip is they're talking about the hurricane's about to happen. And he's saying, we gotta stay and he's saying we gotta stay, she's saying we gotta stay positive. And then he points out something and she does not like it.

Watch her tone change. You have to keep positive vibes. That's how we get through this. I'm not really a negative Nellie. I'm pretty much a positive guy. You're the negative Nellie in this situation. You were panicking last night. Yeah, but I had a bad night prior and very little sleep.

You understand? I had very little sleep. Right. Like she's just totally talking down to him at that point because he gave her a little bit of kickback and they kicked back to the empty chair. Again, we'll see what happens. Also, why not get her levels correct?

I heard them talk multiple episodes about how she talks quietly. Then turn up the mic. Carl, watch this. My clip three. Yeah, my clip three right now, because this is four minutes into this episode when they explained to her,

could you talk into the mic? Put it in the tube, now turn it towards you. Now turn it towards you. Turn it towards you. Right. Turn the front part towards you. There you go. Good job kid. I don't know how to do this job. You've never seen someone on television before with a microphone in front of them? Or maybe on stage somewhere? So I have to do a lot of tech shit at the Carlson.

And we have these events all the time where we put up multiple mics for people and you would be shocked how people don't know how to use a microphone They will hold it down by their way. Oh, I saw it all the time. Nope not under your arm Yeah I love the people who are using their hand to talk while they're holding on to a microphone And those with this guy over here what he was saying is that this guy over there like how stupid are you? That's the thing that's picking up the sound waves. Right, so let's make sure it's pointing the opposite direction of your mouth. Nailed it.

All right, let's talk about the discussion topics they have on this show. Because first episode, out of the gate, me and my wife, what are we gonna talk about? It's gonna be about our relationship, about our family. We probably have a lot of things to get into. You claimed the other day to have never eaten a Big Mac or a Whopper.

Right. I cannot imagine that that is true. I don't remember ever eating a Big Mac or a Whopper. If I did, I had to be a child, but I really don't think that I ever have. When in your adult life, like what do you usually get if you roll into a McDonald's now, what would you get? Cheeseburger or nuggets. That's fascinating.

Please go on. Why does Mike Kelter, a radio professional, and I never listen to his show. I don't know if it's any good, but I've heard he has a good reputation in the industry. Why does he think the first topic of conversation should be, you've never had a Whopper or a Big Mac? And she should have been like, I don't know, whatever.

Who cares? Because he's a radio guy and they talk about nothing on the radio That is true, and I also fucking hate the way she answered that question like she's in front of Congress Yeah, I do not recall if I've ever had Like well guess what your mom is here, and she's got a different story come on it. I wish She's like a deer it had likes over the headlights over the most mundane question in the world right alright So this conversation actually gets worse somehow And then the other thing I was thinking of is you're right who who not that it's bad, but who eats a whopper?

Whopper is the Pepsi of the two burgers Right when you when we've gone to restaurants and left the restaurant before we've decided not to go back to that restaurant because they don't have Diet Coke, because you're into the Diet Coke that much. But it's a big deal. It ruins my meal. It doesn't mean shit to me.

Right, but you're not a big soda drinker. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you are, if you're a Diet Coke drinker, you're Diet Coke, that's it. I'm sorry, Amanda.er, you're Diet Coke. That's it. I'm sorry, Amanda. I realize you like Diet Coke. Can you have a different candy flavored beverage with your meal?

A 7-Up, a milkshake? Nope. Chocolate milk? Can we do something else that's delicious for you? No, we're leaving. Fuck you. Wow. I believe that.

And Mike Gelda actually, that's normal. He's like, yeah, you know, the Whopper's got the Pepsi. And I'm like, where's he going with this? It's like, you know, you don't eat there anymore cuz they have Pepsi. Oh Retarded. Okay wasn't sure why so whoppers are delicious whoppers are delicious, obviously So in terms of their dynamic Carl, if you'll indulge me, I've watched way too much of these two today But there were two times in this the three episodes that I watched where I think I kind of got a glimpse of the real people. Okay. And I think this might be interesting for everybody.

So if you'll bear with me for a second, they are going to set up a story about what happened to them this past weekend, but Mike had teased it and she is going to correct him to start the story. This is my clip number five, Carl. Okay. I did tell a little bit of the story already about what you're about to tell, but let's walk through it.

But I'm sure you didn't tell from my perspective. No, I did not. And I think that that's important. I don't know why. I don't even know what you're gonna say. Okay. How do you tell a story from someone else's perspective? You might not even tell it from my perspective.

I actually did not. You're correct. And you know what?? You might not even tell it from my perspective. I actually did not. You're correct. And you know what? It's important that you tell it from my perspective. That's why I'm bringing it up. Go ahead. Give us your perspective out of the, Amanda. Okay.

Let's hear this big story that you need to hear from her perspective, clip six. So. Saturday night. Saturday night. We had something about middle school. My daughter wants to have a sleepover every weekend. So it's either she sleeps over at somebody else's house or one of those rotten

kids sleep over here. For the most part, we've been pretty good and she's been sleeping out every other week or so. So this weekend, let's be honest, you, you, what's that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio? Where they go into people's dreams. You inception. You inceptioned, Juliana to have a sleepover. Juliana was talking to her friend

and Amanda was like, what'd you say? I just said something like, oh, you guys planning your sleepover? Cause she wanted them to have a sleepover. Yeah. And they were like, yeah, do you think we can? I'm going to go ask my mom. I was like, alright Because we were going back out to the Hard Rock. Yeah, we're bringing our winnings and we're going to gamble I thought they're gonna fuck no

Okay, no, but Carl a couple of things here. The great story from her perspective is she mind fucked her kid Yeah, wow good stuff. Yeah, I mean you convinced a child that they want to have a sleepover that was hard Wow great job I'm a job. Are you a Jedi Knight? How did you pull that off? I mean like and he's literally like blowing her for this. Yes. Well, Chris angel mind freak right here Amazing work. Okay. No Carl. Yeah, this is an amazing story. Oh, I bet it gets better. Okay part two Right. So anyway, so we went out to the hard rock. Mm-hmm Did you were you proud of me when I had an altercation with the lady at the restaurant and I and I backed down and I Just calm down. She was so rude. Thank you. She really was normally I'm like you're such a jerk off

Right. She was so rude and I ramped it up and then I went not worth it and I ran back down no she was just like trying to be somebody I was very proud of myself yes that was good all right good anyway bye so we went home the worst parts of the stories are the ones where you give zero details and talk about forever Carl remember that thing that happened yeah that thing that I acted this way you did act that way that good acted acted that way No, but you didn't act that way Also, I'm disappointed in Mike He ramped it down just because it wasn't worth it not because it's the right thing to do and not talk to people And you know, she also said it there if you paid attention she is a therapist she goes normally

I would just think you were the jerk-off. Yes. She is a therapist But by the way, I forgot about that and you can when you listen to her talk to him In this you're hearing the therapist were you proud of me when I did this was it good that I did that I'm working on myself a very insecure guy and I'm gonna prove that through my clips out there Whose idea was to start this podcast because I don't know why you would start a podcast with your wife a Guy who's in radio who's still trying to have content? Okay Channel and I just noticed the fucking blanket that she has on her. She's on a couch with a blanket It's a major offense. That's a major offense sit up in a chair. You're on video. We're doing a show

blanket ass bitch right Too fucking comfortable on their podcast get uncomfortable so So Carl they got their daughter out, right? They went to the hard rock. He was a good boy and didn't back down What happened next? We went home And we went to sleep went home

Went to sleep. Joey was out. He was going out with some friends. Joey was my 18 year old son who is a pothead and He's a marijuana user and is not going to college right now. Just kind of finding himself if you know what I mean What I don't know why you're saying that has nothing to do with anything. It does people need to know it So what we just saw here is this boring story. They went home and went to bed now They're talking about the son and he immediately starts calling his son a loser and she immediately goes to cover for the kid. Which is such a, why are you doing this on a show?

That's interesting because I picked up on something from the most recent episode. We're going to learn a little bit more about this family dynamic here. This is the part that I find interesting when people let their guard down and you find out real shit about how terrible they are at parenting Okay, so they're talking about Bert Kreischer They go on and on about how much money Bert Kreischer makes cuz they really do nothing on this show Well Mike and Bert are buddies and it's the dumbest thing I didn't pull any clips from it because they did a charity show together where they sold

2,000 seats and so he knows how much money that nets and so Bert does that three times a week and then they start calculating his income and then they start talking about his second and third houses and and all this shit so after all that Amanda tries to explain how rich she wants to be and you could tell that Mike is going yeah but we are rich like he wants everyone to know like no they have means that's how rich I want to be I want that somebody has to use a calculator to figure out how much money I make I feel rich I want to be. I want that somebody has to use a calculator to figure out how much money I make. I feel like I want to be so rich that I don't have to worry about my bills.

And that- I mean, I think we're kind of there now. Okay. Okay. Let me say what I'm saying. I want to not have to worry about my bills. And I want to be able to like buy stuff if I want it. Nothing like crazy, just like, you know, if I like a shirt shirt like I can just get it. It's called rich just shut up for a second

but I want to like Want more like I don't want to be at the top because I feel like when you're there it loses its meaning and it's not It's not as fulfilling right? It's just like whatever. I wanna be like, oh, I can't, we wanna go fly to Hawaii and stay in an amazing resort and fly first class, but that's like crazy. What does that mean? What point was she trying to make there? I wanna be rich, but not so rich,

I can do whatever I want. The point is we can't do any of these things right now though. Yeah, it seems like she was nagging him a little bit. bit so anyway the reason why I played that is that kind of sets up This conversation even I have no idea what point she was trying to make This is the worst parenting advice because she's trying to say that even though we have a lot of money our kids are grounded though But I think that they're pretty grounded like I make sure that I am super annoying and that I complain all the time and that I make them feel bad when I give them money

and that I remark on how expensive something is. There's the parenting advice you need from a therapist right there. I make sure to be super annoying when they beg me for stuff, I go fine, but I'm mad at you now. There's never been a therapist who sat down with parents who are having trouble with their children and said have you tried being annoyed? Right, yes. So now Mike does not agree that she's doing a good job of keeping

the kids grounded. No, this was the conversation that happened. Oh what? You answered the phone and you looked at me and you said Joey's calling from the mall. He wants to buy a pair of sweatpants. I go, okay. And he goes, they're $260. $260. Okay. I it's insane. But what did I say? You said, okay. Yeah. Why did I say, okay? Because I used to buy my sweatpants from Walmart and they used to last for three watches before they fell apart. So there's no, and I know he's buying stylish sweatpants or not just to be so we can go jogging

But it's also not like a weekly thing Do you wonder why this kid isn't going to college? Fuck would he care about that Carl and that clip that I first showed. Yeah looks at Mike looks at the camera and lips loser yes, and By the way, he's in play out eight point five was her responding to him calling her Yeah, sorry cut you out there like Joey's in the phase where he didn't play 8.5. Was her responding to him calling her a loser? Oh, great, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I cut you off there. Like Joey's in the phase where he's going to the club.

Joey's going to the club, but he's also created a business that he is working on diligently. Anyway, it's beside the point. The point is, he was out with his friends. He was going to a club with some of his friends. Mom, dad's calling me a loser again. You don't call him a loser. That's my joey So he's going out to clubs. He's he's just a loser. He's smoking pot all day. Does that work it?

He has started a business and he's working diligently and that's besides the point he and his friends were at the club What the fuck are you she's not even listening to herself now $260 sweatpants those you can't even wash you're not allowed to wash them they're dry clean only right which means they're dirty what's a session with her like is I don't think she works she's just shaming everyone I think she's a therapist I don't think she works oh all right that'd be my guess it sounds that way I think Mike makes enough money It does sound that way right sounds like she's out of practice They're both kind of dumb they so they start talking about the Diddy freak off

Parties and they seem to be confused about an important element of that. Apparently Diddy was having big sex parties Freak-offs they call them now I big sex parties Freak-offs they call them now I Don't know how much you want to go into our sex lives being that our kids may be able to see this on the internet one Day right like not none. Well, I don't understand. Did you see they they got like seven thousand gallons of baby oil Yeah, what's that all about? I don't really know Joe, you know, I Do know Michael. Thank you, but I? I don't really know. Joe, you know. I do know, Michael.

Thank you. But I prefer not to say. Thank you, I appreciate it. Maybe there was some kind of like wrestling? Kind of. Good guess. Or maybe like unconscious and unwilling participants. Someone was pinned. Aren't really ready for that sort of insertion.

Mario Bosco would pick up on it quicker Yeah, you use it to rate the butts with a pastel sex thing Fucking way to go Amanda is so stupid And then they were finishing up this conversation So Amanda's very guarded especially around sexuality and stuff as probably she should be with the 11 year old daughter could watch this on YouTube if she wants to. And so Mike's trying to engage in a conversation of, if you were gay, who would you fuck? And she's like, well, I'm not attracted to women.

He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you were, who would you fuck? And this conversation just goes nowhere. Amanda cannot play along. I'm gonna go nowhere. She can't play along at all. And so then they're like, all right got a we got to get over to the the comments Well, just fall on lesbian lesbians lesbo is such a more fun word to say yeah

I don't know you're you're catching me out of my wheelhouse. Oh Sorry, I don't know. This is just something I was thinking about yeah Joe is anybody watching this show yes, we have 11 people. 66 people watching this show. Whoa! Mm-hmm. 66!

When you get 66 people, it's a complete failure, but when you thought you had 11 and you have 66, it is fan-fucking-tastic. Yeah! I forget that I can curse on this thing. Every time I say a curse, it makes me nervous for a second. Yay, good for you. I think 11 and 66 are the same number

I don't know the difference is they should be excited about it, but I'm like, okay That was their first show ever so people didn't know about it So fast forward to the show from yesterday And one of the things they do because they don't make them talk about is they go where people are people asking questions And in the comments that we can address and so they do that again Numbers oh, we have comments? I don't know that everybody knows the live. Do we have any? Is anybody watching?

Oh, sorry, Joe. Oh, Mike. Hello, hello. Yes. Yes, we have 59 people watching. Okay. So it's not going in the right direction, I would say. People are tuning in and going, why would I watch this?

Carl, I think Mike knew what this show needed. Okay one of the later episodes good and He makes her very uncomfortable with something and I think you're gonna find this interesting if you want to skip to my clip 15 Carl yes, I said therapist Amanda Calta, but you wear many hats Do I yes you do you do many jobs. You are a mother? Correct. You are a wife? Yes. You are by trade a therapist? Right. A model? Not really. So humble. Okay he's trying to get to something Carl. Yeah. And this is astounding what happens next because she gets very uncomfortable he explains that you You did some modeling. Okay a little have you or have you not modeled for some Jordanian?

beach Tanning Sun natural products line. Yes. Oh, yes you have Oh, yes, you have. Oh. Let me see, no, that is not, that is not. No, this is a sexy modeling picture. No. I'm showing this. No. Listen to me, listen to me.

I'm gonna show you what I have. Okay. Okay, he reaches for something. Yeah. He's got, I want you to guess, guys, he's got a sexy modeling picture of her that she does not want him to show on the air But then he says don't worry. I have something over here. What do you think he could possibly be reaching for a photo of him in underpants? Uh-huh Chris any thoughts I'm just to be like yes, not so bad. Yeah, I can show this

Okay, no, but go ahead. Play my next clip. Do you know what this is? This is a reminder that I keep in my desk to not be a bad person. Okay. Let me see. This is a letter that was written to me. You've seen this before. Oh, from the disabled girl? By a woman. By the what? The disabled girl?

I don't know. That's a much better way of saying it than the way they say it. Disabled girl. It's a letter that a girl of questionable mental capacity wrote me one time after we had done some weird stuff together. And I didn't doubt her mental capacity until afterwards and she wrote me this letter and made me a cookbook. But this was also 35 years ago. Right. and i keep it here because it is utterly embarrassing yet a perfect reminder carl did you some research on this what's going on carl he's saying i have a letter from a retarded girl i fucked once and then i have this modeling picture of you was he implying that he banged her we did some yeah kind of I thought maybe he might was that the radio or It's other like she was his Wendy the retard is up like that. Well, then he wouldn't be vague about he said

We did some weird stuff together interesting. Yeah, okay, okay, so I Just a girl or two well, that's retarded What why would you bring this up right now? You're teasing the sexy Miley pictures like by the way I have the remember the letter love letter. I got from the retarded girl Thanks to violent sex with me so Carl By the way, I like that you go guess what he's gonna grab I don't know maybe a letter from a retard he fucked 35 years ago. How are we supposed to get there?

Nobody's ever gonna guess it. I'm sorry Okay, he says this next thing he keeps going with this picture okay number 18. This is not embarrassing This is kind of let me show the Joe first not on camera I'll show the Joe Joe your initial reaction. I say that that's that's quite lovely not even No, no what I? Don't approve

Sometimes on this show you have to do things you don't always approve of no She really gonna deny me this pleasure Of sharing this picture you got what now the fuck does that mean? You're gonna deny me the pleasure of showing this picture of you modeling for some Jordanian sunscreen that probably causes cancer Yeah, there's the lawsuit that we're worried about here Mike maybe don't show that yeah I'm trying to pretend that didn't happen remember and she explains why with my clip number 19 why she just wanted to show it good That is not a good look

Yeah, but it's not like actually yeah but this is 25 years ago and you're also not walking around like this today it wasn't like I said hey wear that hot outfit that you wore in that Photoshop thing and that photo shoot thing right I believe I put the term Freudian So my clip number 20 is the big reveal this is how okay So you would think that they were gonna put the picture up on the screen and do a big thing to you know After you built this up, so what was thank? Yes, okay. Go ahead Carl. Here you go Like you close your eyes and count to three no what closing my eye No, I'm not closing my eyes. Why?

Alright. Perfect. That's not good. I mean even though the internet nerds will slow that down and get a still shot of it. That's right they will. That would be my next one. Oh okay. Number 22.

Number 21? Oh uh. Yeah, number 21. Oh yeah, hey. You admit a retard, fucking a retarded person for this Like a little blurry. Yeah, I mean not a good look The wedges in a cowboy hat. Yeah, 25 years ago. I was really paying that much attention to the outfit, but you're right Yeah, it's your nice body at her. Yeah agreed. I think she's quite lovely, but this is such a weird thing Yeah, this is a very weird thing to do on your show when you're doing it with your wife.

I'm gonna show them pictures of you in your underwear. Right, from 25 years ago and then follow that with, not that I would have you do that today. That'd be crazy. Yeah, I don't understand what this show is supposed to be about. They don't either, because Vinny, 17 minutes into the very first episode, 17 minutes in.

By the way, if you're just tuning in, this is me and my wife, and we're doing a podcast together, and the familiar face of Papap is running the controls. Papap, can you look at the comments and maybe read out the comments if there's any questions or anything that I should know about?

Yeah. Let's see, we have somebody talking about self-checkout lane Someone saying eliminate the predicament no questions yet. Well, let me just let me just say that when it comes to the self-checkout lane Let's go to the phones. No phones. Okay. What what else is going on self-checkout lanes that that that pretty it's good to see that producer It's nice to see what Jamie Kennedy is up to now That it's good to see that producer. It's nice to see what Jamie Kennedy is up to now I picked up on why they'd be interested in Bert Kreischer Here's another asshole that can't be bothered to open up his mouth when he's talking. Oh sounds very similar. Yes

He's got that spit thing going on. Who do you think's relationship is more functional? Obviously Aaron Imholz two years ago I mean, I think we're watching that right now. We're watching this unfold a little bit. So they're talking about, now this is hilarious couple banter right here. As they discuss, what is the date of our anniversary? How long have we been married? 21 years. When is our anniversary?

March 22nd. Oh, what I wrote in our bio, something that we have, we've been married since March, to March 12th or 13th of 2003. No, it's 22nd or 23rd. It's a 22nd. Funny stuff, huh? he wasn't sure he put the bio the wrong day to their anniversary. Oh you 21 years Read the letter Mike just read the letter But I want to point out this is episode 7 things are starting to get serious and they have start taking the show out more seriously this show

It's unbelievable to me to this show the me and my wife podcast that I simply named Me and my wife because it is me and my wife And other than the fact that we just wanted to do something together had no real reason to do this now We have an Instagram. Whoa Instagram alert the pro Shit, okay, all right. I'm gonna take it a little more seriously now guys and I want to point out how good Amanda's gotten at podcasting cuz we were playing early episodes and see my she didn't really know what she Was doing but now these two work very well together, and what was that one that was?

What's the main one on on that one that was, what's the main one on that one that was crazy? The main one? The old lady, she was like an old lady. You know what I'm talking about? What's her name? It was just her, like she was the one that was rich. It wasn't from a husband. Yes.

She had the eyes popping out of her head. Yes, yes. And her daughter was like real weird, and her son, whatever her name is. When do you abandon trying to figure out what you're talking about? At what point? Yeah, you know, she would wear that shirt

and she lived in a house. You know what I'm talking about, right? She wrote you that letter. If I say yes, do you have no follow-up questions? Precisely. So they're talking about the Housewives show and I guess Mike goes way back. He's an OG of the Beverly Hills episode, Real Housewives, and they're talking about it because they have a live show coming up with a woman who was one of the Housewives, the Real Housewives. I don't know,

New Jersey or some shit like that. A live show? They have a live show coming up, and here they are promoting it. And I gotta tell ya, Amanda's not ready for it. I think that people should come out, not just because it's gonna be super cool and really pretty and all that, but if you wanna see somebody have a panic attack

while they're doing a podcast. What, you think it's gonna be weird to you? Like, I've been doing this a long time, I don't give a shit. This is what you do. This is not what I do. Right, that've been doing this a long time I don't give a shit do this is right. I'm saying so I don't give a shit I'm nervous and I'm in my garage so I was picturing what this would look like this is not a show as Took you would say this is not a show. How would they do this live? They're gonna talk about self-checkout Using coupons and probably shit like that so I looked up the website to be like How are they billing this thing that hasn't been around very long bring out their son on the stage using coupons and probably shit like that. So I looked up the website to be like, how are they billing this thing

that hasn't even been around very long? Bring out their son on the stage, show everybody what a loser he is. I feel like feeling awkward. So I went to the website, this is the Magic 94.9 Winter Seltzerland, because Neutral is presenting it, and that's the big thing is that they're gonna have

alcoholic beverages there. And apparently this gross thing is gonna show up It's gonna slide its way in it's out through the vents I was looking through the description of this thing come eat drink dance and slay Friday December 13th Duke Energy Center at the theater explore and sample curate collection of over 80 beverages Including refreshing hard seltzers innovative craft cocktails ready to drink cocktails and wines Ready to drink cocktails. Oh, I want to go sample some of these ready to drink cocktails I mean the kind they sell in a can at the liquor store

Literally, you're gonna show up at this place and it's gonna be like the same thing you would have at a stadium You're right. You walk up to a car and get a blue moon interesting It says a special guests from Real House Wives, Teresa and Gia, Judeece, whatever it is. Oh, I know who that is. That's the one who went to jail. Her husband. Okay. Gia, Gia DC or something. Gia DC and beats by DJ Eakin plus prizes and surprises. No mention of Mike Kelta and Amanda at all. So I went to the radio stations putting this out. I'm like, well, they must have some promotion

for this to promote this. They're gonna talk about how like radio legend Mike Helton is gonna be there this winter, Seltzer land and lo and behold, nope, no mention of them at all. Nothing to be nervous about, Amanda. No one's coming to this thing to see you guys.

So you'll be fine. Maybe they're bartending. Possibly, that would make more sense. God damn it, we need more cans, Amanda. They're just opening up though. We are on a beach We need more those little plastic cups oh Yeah, we were talking about how she's a therapist They're about to embark on an eight-hour drive for Thanksgiving with her two parents and their two kids So the six of them are

going to drive eight hours to get to some destination where they're going to go hiking. All things I'm sure Mike Hilton is very excited about. Oh my God. The in-laws hiking. I'm sure he's really ecstatic about it. So we're talking about this long car drive and how a man is going to pass the time. So we're going to stop a lot. I'm going to play block blast probably for seven hours and then sleep for an hour. This is the dumbest game it's like a half-assed Tetris that my daughter brought into the family and now we can't stop playing it. I feel like it's better than Tetris. It is not better than Tetris because you can't flip the blocks. Right but Tetris I think

that Tetris is partially responsible for my anxiety disorder because it would start to get so fast when you were like doing well Everything just starts going crazy by boring you She has an anxiety disorder because of Tetris Tetris is pretty intense guys enough to realize that and this person's giving life advice That others that was my thinking too. Someone comes in just like I'm just anxious all the time I can't sleep. Are you playing Tetris? Yeah, actually I am all right. I solved another one cured another patient And that was the first time she cracked a smile in all of these clips Yeah, and it was barely a smile, but talking about playing that whatever game. She's gonna play yeah

Better than Tetris. It's called block blast. Thank you. I wrote it down in my notes in case I wanted to check it out later. This Block Blast sounds kind of fun. It's like Tetris but more boring. I'm in. It doesn't speed up. We're getting hard. All right. That's right. Come on Carl, we're going out drinking. Nope. I doubt it. By level 28 over here. All right, Vinnie Wells, did you pick up on from this show this fantastic show? Oh god, Carl I don't think they bang very much. No, they do not That was the first thing I picked up bother like let's get the daughter out of the house so that we could go play Blackjack, okay, so he does this thing where

He does this a lot where he's like hey Did you see me do this like a child like you see me looking for approval? Hit my clip 10 after my show I went outside and did some man work move some furniture around and We screwed some stuff in unscrew some stuff duct tape some stuff. Were you like, that's my man Did you look at me like that's my man. But do you ever get into those feelings? I want to do like man stuff where you like that's my man Yeah, no, that's not like this. I like that's not true. The show's about honesty. I didn't see you screw or tape or anything like that. Yeah, but when I came in, everything was done.

Right, but I saw it getting done. But you didn't see me doing it? And I didn't see you doing it. I mean, I was supervising. I know, you were sitting there for sure. I don't know what his point is. I don't know if he's trying to be funny. I think so.

But hold on. He's trying to get a sitcom out of this, I think is what's going on. Also, her personality is that she likes 90s gangster rap Every shirt she's wearing on all of these is some yeah 90s hip-hop. I would like to hear her sing along She had a tribe called quest one on yeah, you're right. Yeah, absolutely right Wu Tang Carl. She's very he's very insecure 13 okay, let me ask you a question what I know there's a lot of times where you look at me I don't do anything like a man does like I know you wish you had a husband that it's like I want to redo the Bathroom and you wish that I could just get a hammer and go redo the bathroom

But I don't have any of that in me whatsoever, right but in the middle of the night when I was like I had to go out and put some gas in the generator and I went out there and put the gas in and started the generator and then we had air again we were like god damn I don't want to have sex with that guy. I was happy that you did it. Yeah. But I was scared because I didn't have a lot of faith that you could do it. Whoa. That you could do it whoa This really is like a shitty 90 sitcom where it's like the father can't do anything right It's so wet bombs a bitch the bitch and dad's helpless Wow what a dynamic

Never see that before follow that up with clip 14. It's right after that listen Understandable, but I did do it you did yeah, so no and I that and then I did right after it was over. I did the next best thing What I mean, I don't know how to describe this relationship this does not need to be a show Mike I know you're professional yet Brad Williams out there. I love Brad. I've seen you had a lot of good guests He also hates Kevin Brennan, so I like that about Mike Kelton Yeah, like he's he's one of the thousands of people having a feud with Kevin Brennan You're never gonna win doing a show with your wife. Ask Carl. Well, I was gonna point this out because I have podcasts with my wife I just did earlier this week when we were going through the old stuttering John podcast that we were going through Jen and I have never had a show we talked about our

Life together our dynamic Take the garbage out. I would never even think to do that seems so boring. It's stupid I would never do something like I know the one time you two let your guard down We got a whole lot of fodder out of that I I know cuz I was doing a fucking consequence for the creep off the creep off is gonna be the end of me Everybody what you have to do now. I have to wax my chest I walk in one day Before even spot like where did that one come from? What are we doing with this thing?

Someone broke in. He just adds this shit. And he waits so I have to spin it and all of a sudden there's all these new things out there that are painful. It's great. You're welcome everybody. Alright. So that is me and my wife podcast. Maybe they'll get better. We wish them luck. Can you just play my summation for it? yeah of course I'm someone clever I thought we real simple thought you wanted to end on a big laugh like a pro I don't know how to do this job that's all okay yeah sums it up that is certainly true or any job

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What's up, Lucy? That's amazing. I'm so happy right now. You said nice things to me, and I have an amazing bumper. Yeah. And maybe, if you're really good, I'll even show your videos while we're playing them so that the viewers can see them this time.

That would be wonderful. I know, right? Wouldn't that be a novel idea for me to do? So Lucy, what were you checking out for us? Because something you've been doing lately I know right wouldn't that be a novel idea for me to do so Lucy what were you checking out for us because something you've been doing lately is finding out some fun YouTube gossip and some losers that are hanging around on the inner webs for us to Take a look at yeah. Oh, yeah This week is definitely no exception this week we are checking out that vegan teacher who is miss Katie She used to be a teacher okay, but now she is a animal rights activist and a V

Okay, so the one thing I know about vegans that they kind of keep that shit to themselves That's a big part of their personality That's the way I eat, but whatever don't that they kind of keep that shit to themselves That's not a big part of their personality That's the way I eat, but whatever don't worry about me like people that go to the gym. They are quiet about right? Yeah, they're they're never annoying about it. It is always pretty innocuous. You know So she has over two hundred and fifty thousand subs on YouTube. She has over a million on tik-tok That's more than anything the way. I don't if you guys realize that She's being humble. She's doing pretty good. Yeah So she kind of started out in the normal vegan way where she was just kind of trying to convince everybody to be a vegan

So we're gonna check out how she started out her early content and I would categorize my clip one as harmless I will point out that she is wearing a Montreal Canadians shirt which has the C and the H in the logo. Yes. She's not wearing that because she's a sports fan. Oh, good. Because I was gonna say is that a trigger warning for me because I am not a fan of the habs. I don't think you'll be a fan either way. Okay. Hey, you like my new cat and helmets? Okay I see jerry banfield really digging this. I know jerry's like this is the winning formula

You know, I feel like I was looking at Jerry Banfield like in a wig Yeah There's definitely some parallels and Like carrots and hummus. Uh-huh. I don't have to wear a special outfit for it. I'll just whatever I'm wearing at the time I'll just dig into it. All right. You know it's's also incredible you can not be vegan and still enjoy carrots and hummus. Yeah, I watch it down the time I'm gonna have some carrots and hummus and murder a cow after that sounds good. Let's go So I thought we would just kind of check out a couple more of her songs So my clip to is another song this one's a little bit more recent okay I would say it's mildly annoying but again still harmless yeah you look healthy she's so is she has she gotten the job on SNL is she the

new cast I I don't even think that she cares about that I think all she cares about is getting an audience for her vegan message, okay That is that so I maybe maybe she would want to be on SNL in that case I'm G has anyone ever been convinced of anything by watching an idiot jump around in a circle I'm just curious. I've never seen Woody Allen move so fast She's doing a child next to him I Will say the the Germans were better a propaganda that this woman is doing right now She has a lot of opinions actually

Maybe we'll skip forward before we check out any other songs because she does get a little bit crazier unsurprisingly as she goes on We check out any other songs because she does get a little bit crazier unsurprisingly as she goes on And she makes quite a few comments comparing eating animals to the Holocaust Survivor so We'll actually just go ahead and skip forward so get we know she's gonna get crazier than these nice little stupid songs in my clip Let's see here, in my clip seven we are going to see her response to commenters because she she became pretty popular off of doing stuff like this and so this commenter writes that she is not a vegan but she's a good

person and that she volunteers at Animal Shelters Weekly. So now we're gonna check out Miss Katie's response to that. Wow, what a nice person. So you volunteer at an animal shelter and then you go home to pay people to murder chickens, cows and pigs and then you shove them down your pie hole. Good work. I mean, hey, after all, you know, I agree with you. We should always see the good side of people.

For example, Hitler. I mean, besides the fact that he murdered millions of innocent people I'm sure he was deep down a good guy who said please and thank you once in a while According to your logic a person can murder and still be good So if your mom was kidnapped raped tortured pinned down forced to have her milk stolen We should see the good in the person that did that because is she calling Jews pigs? Very effective what she's yeah, that's what I got out of it, too You know maybe that week he held the door open for someone who's are delicious Extremely logical it was to another looking at the fact that you, like Hitler,

are also good sometimes. What a prick. The fact that she wrote that is one thing and then she had to read it on her show to show you that she responded like that. Isn't that something? All the time. So she will, anytime, she'll compare eating animals to things like sexual assault.

So anytime that a woman has gone through like some sort of abuse She's like well you aren't allowed to complain about that because you ate an animal so you abused an animal in exactly the same Way don't animals eat other animals Lucy comment yes Alright let's palette cleanse we're gonna do another song in my clip three a little bit suicidal tendencies We're gonna do another song in my clip 3. This one, it gets a little bit suicidal tendencies-y to me. I feel like there's a little bit, you're gonna laugh at me after you hear that. But just maybe I listen to too much of her crap.

There's no excuse for animal abuse. Not religion, not an eating disorder, not peer pressure, not your monetary status. Don't eat animals, don't buy their bodies, don't steal their milk, their blood, or their honey. Don't wear their fur or their feathers. It is only by the grace of God that you are not in their skin. Each time you see a public display of meat, dairy, stolen eggs, or fur in an ad, give it the middle finger. Each time you see an animal suffering, run to help as if you were the victim. Each time it's time to eat eat ask for and choose the vegan option Don't be a bully to vegan children or anyone who has compassion for the animals. Only one was a Pepsi

The point of the song was Don't eat animals and be nice to me, please Well, it starts out with like pigs dancing and I get that and you know, there's birds or whatever that is Maybe chickens or something It's like okay. Yeah, you don't eat those but there's like a banana and an avocado like wait Can I eat a banana cuz he seems happy to an anadoc shows up yeah Kind of got a family right I Think she just wants us to think she's sexy

People are saying it's more King missile than it is People are saying it's more King Missile than it is CO7 tendencies. I don't disagree with that. I will say I did not pull the clips of her doing videos in her bikini, so you're welcome for that. Thank you. Appreciate it. Now, did you do any videos in your bikini? Which number is that?

I do have videos of me in a bikini. It's on my Patreon. Or you can come to the Isotope show coming up this Wednesday at radio social The 27th of you're in the Western New York area coming down and see the isotopes Perform with a bunch of our friends singing songs hear that you have singers out the stage with words with words Lyrics, I wasn't invited so I just heard the whole thing about all your friends and I'm going, oh, that sounds like a good time. Nobody called me.

He's looking through the window. All right, where are we going next? All right, so we're going to go over to my clip four here. So this is going to be where she starts to become more popular. So she realized that with these little stupid song videos that she wasn't getting enough attention And she needed to make sure that everybody became vegan So she decided that she would start directing her videos towards very famous things and people So she makes a video to Gordon Ramsay and of course, he's one of the most celebrated chefs of all time and he eats a lot of meat. So Gordon ended up making a response

and we're going to hear the song that she made for him and get to see his response. I will say this is a little bit more visual, so we'll kind of go through what happens after we watch clip four. Eating animals is wrong, Gordon Ramsay. Hurting animals is wrong, Gordon Ramsay. Hurting animals is wrong, Gordon Ramsay. Share this song, and if you call me a donut, that's fine.

Vegan donut. What is your vegan from now on? That was way nicer than I thought it would be. Yeah, yeah. It was a cute little video. He basically starts out eating lettuce as if he's listening to her, and then he takes a huge bite out of a meat-filled burger It's a bad guy. Yeah a delicious delicious burger. Yeah It was kind of low-hanging fruit

I guess you know if you're gonna make fun of a vegan the easiest way to do it is meat eat meat in front Of them, but this sent her on a tyrannical rage of making Gordon Ramsay related content She got a little attention from a celebrity oh boy yep in my clip 5 We are going to see her claiming that there's cheese violence because of Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay in another video He's never changed is still promoting the rape the torture the abuse the kidnapping the sadness and the murder of innocent animals who never did one single thing wrong to him ever this is

one of his videos and in another one he is talking about what we promoting basically cheese in this dip he's promoting all kinds of violent products cheese comes from a cycle of violence mayonnaise comes from a cycle of violence butter all of these things that he promotes everything from the farm comes from a cycle of violence because I assume the farmer beats up his wife also the our word in there is kind of odd like I know that veal they don't like to treat the cows well but are they raping them too is that what makes it so delicious? Yeah? Some salty veal kids

I I just like that she was calling you know cheese and mayonnaise an act of violence I felt like she was coming right at you Carl Yeah, I know that's my phrase crazy right in my clip six She continues along and she has to explain to us why Gordon Ramsay is a bad chef Got even though again, we all know that he is probably not it's just a dick I'll be gonna make it food though. Yeah Then he's adding eggs. Eggs that come out of a chicken's bum. Eggs are chicken

ovulations. Look at him, he puts them in there and they're so messy they're not even neat and tidy and he's supposed to be like one of the best chefs ever. Look at that. After that he puts a bunch of butter in there. Butter, which comes from the dairy industry. Look at this. He just dumps a whole pile of butter. That is how you know somebody is not a good chef. I want to eat those eggs right now. Yeah, no shit. What kind of... Okay, I guess I don't want to think about veganism all that often. So you can't bake? You can't eat baked goods if you're vegan. I've done all baked goods have eggs in them for the most Yeah, so you you can make vegan desserts, but

They're making it very hard of themselves to have a good time now, what are they're so angry They're like yeah all the delicious food about what to eat so yes I'm a little bit fucking annoyed maybe another goddamn salad over here You want more fucking cows and chickens around like what is even the point of this? Yeah? Get into that argument right now yeah In my clip eight we're actually gonna shift out of the veganism for a minute because she is opinionated something lighter I hope please don't say no fans. Please don't say no So well my clip eight is from a video that she made which is titled are you racist

Is banning words a good idea When does it end If we say we can't say the n-word But then people ban Even saying the n-word Is it a good idea really? Or is it better? To just reclaim words that have hurt us

Just not let them have any power Oh boy To you like she might be naturally Exemplary radiant Spell that word hey lady go to the ghetto and test this out Why don't you put that out of sandwich board, honey? This looks like celery jobs chatter before he starts getting rid of people Can someone please put this in John's chat just one

This broad needs to team up with queer kid stuff bloody factory says hard are even yeah, right? You can't spell radiant with an A. You cannot. Wow. So I also would like to point out that she wrote down this message using a Crayola marker. Now one of the things that she pushes a ton is that you have to investigate the food that you're eating, you have to make sure that nothing, that none of the ingredients are not vegan. And that is your responsibility,

and you have to be doing that, and she's constantly pushing that message. It turns out that Crayola markers are actually not vegan because they have animal byproducts in them. They have gelatins and bone char, and cow's milk and beeswax, and all of that good stuff. The dye is actually cat blood yeah I knew she was a monster. It's the perfect red to it works

Did you pass the cat blood? It's better than the other markers out sucking on one right now Yeah, so I just like that I'm so gonna eat marker Alright so in my clip 9 we'll go back to the veganism stuff This is miss Katie's response to a video where somebody feeds an allegedly vegan baby Barbecue ribs for the first. And the baby is like the happiest baby in the entire universe. No, it's a vegan baby, it doesn't like that. No, the baby is like holy fuck.

Holy fuck, I have always needed this in my life. Like this is a happy, happy baby. So what is Miss Katie's take in my clip nine? This meat is covered in barbecue sauce, which is made of salt sugar and spices The baby is enjoying the barbecue sauce, which is vegan

If this had been a lollipop the child would have had the same reaction The child would have had the same reaction if this had been somebody's penis Covered in sauce no the child would have had the same no action what? Yep, that's miss Katie for you vegan Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, yeah, that's a good one Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, yeah, that's a good one Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Oh, yeah, that's a good one Oh, yeah, that's a good one Covered in sauce no the child would have had the same no action what? Yep, that's miss Katie for you. Wow begin. Holy shit, so should he so try that to find out Wow Lucy this is gonna be tough to top.

Yeah, I know. It's gonna get worse than this? She's clearly out of her mind. And we got a whole big list of segments coming up that are just gonna be crazier and crazier. So I'm looking forward to some more stuff. Yeah, yeah. But in my clip 10,

before we get into the more stuff in future segments, we'll check out some more crazy shit about ribs. Because, in fact, there is no difference. If a mother tells you not to put something in her child's mouth and you do it, you have essentially raped that child's palate. Depending on what you put in the child's mouth, yeah. This baby had a right to maintain her vegan virginity Yeah, she's kind of right, but no I don't know I don't think the baby knows what happened it's fine She is taking the the like PETA approach right throw blood on people to get the attention and and I don't like that And I think that she could have done that in plenty of other ways other than being an awful, awful human and comparing eating animals

to the Holocaust and whatever she said about penises with this baby, but that's what she chose to do. So I figured we would just finish up with something, a little palette cleanser. On that kid's face or? For the cute penis. In my clip 11, this is just another verse of the Gordon Ramsay song, but I think this one is a little bit catchier, so. Eating animals is wrong, Gordon Ramsay. Hurting animals is wrong, Gordon Ramsay. Putting baby boy chicks in giant blenders

and murdering them at just one day old is wrong I like your song Tom Sawyer a lot better than this one She kind of looks like Eddie Lee is Girl with the ukulele. Oh She's less wordy than this You're not you're saying your song writing is not great. I am saying that yes, it was a little pitchy you can quote me There's that too Wow that yeah

That vegan teacher a vegan teacher. Thank you. She's teaching you all about Veganism don't you feel like you want to eat a lot of meat right now? No, but I do want to watch a hockey game Is there any reason why that would be okay? That's a check. Very good. Well, thank you Lucy. You're so welcome. Thank you for bringing that vegan teacher to us so that we can enjoy that. Absolutely. I can't wait for the next one. Yay. If you don't mind, what I'm going to do now is I'm going to torture my buddy Vinny Paulino. So I know you got to get out of here. I'll let you go. before you go though people should check out your YouTube channel once over with Kaylee Yes, that would be great once over with Kaylee ca y le y I do movie reviews over there You can also find me on patreon under the same name and I do early releases of those movie reviews and popsicle reviews Yeah, and she put stuff like this in her cooch That's almost

true almost true all right all right bye guys have a wonderful day you as well bye bye we enjoyed your bumper best bumpers of the biz right yeah you know it's no different than you know police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building it's no different than you know, this officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building It's what I do That's right Tom is back since the election took place I couldn't wait to see what his hot takes were gonna be on this election because you know

it didn't go the way he was hoping that it would go and I bet he's got some hilarious jokes because When you're frustrated when you're angry when you're sad If you can turn that into comedy you can change your whole perspective on things and make people feel better And I think that's kind of Tom's mission, you know aside from just running into burning buildings Yeah, and all the other but he's not doing that. Yeah, well the other heroic stuff he does he needs to make the Democrats feel better about how this election didn't go their way. And he wastes no time in this recent episode. Hello, and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. The presidential election occurred this past week, and Donald Trump will be the president of the United States

again. At one point, I had my laptop on the couch working on this episode. And when I got back from getting something to eat My cat was sitting in front of it looking at the returns coming in on election night I knew there was trouble when I asked him how the Georgia numbers were looking At which point he proceeded to look at me and lick his crotch All right, so I'm just gonna call this right now that he did not write that that actually happened Yeah, I believe that he had a dissuasic cat like it's his roommate I do believe that that is just a story that happened to him. It's like oh, this is gold

Before I forget this I gotta write this down That is can you get off the laptop, please? That is such a horrible joke He had explained that he was watching it then he left for a little while then he kind of came back And that the cat's still there in front of it Okay the way that he was watching it, then he left for a little while, then he kinda came back, and then the cat's still there in front of the... Okay. Tony Hinchcliffe made big news during this election. You remember that, Vinny?

I certainly do. Yeah, he was talking at the rally, making some jokes that were offensive to some people. He's a Nazi! On election day, polling places in several swing states received bomb threats.

Authorities investigated and found there was no credible threat to public safety. Maybe they meant the bomb was Tony Hinchcliffe coming to perform at the polls. Now, I realize I've ruined that amazing joke by explaining that Tony Hinchcliffe was going to be the punchline. But how the fuck is Tom this delusional that he can say Tony Hinchcliffe bombs at comedy? Yeah, the balls on this guy. It's crazy that he can get there and with a straight face say, yeah, you know, like Tony Hinchcliffe, that guy bombs. Have you seen Tony Hinchcliffe? He does very, very well. He's way, way funnier than Tom Myers could ever be.

You know, there's not a lot of people in the comedy realm who sell out Madison Square Garden multiple times. It's not an easy thing to do. And there's a reason for it. And have millions of downloads on their podcast. Yeah. It's just what I love about that is just you forget about the delusion sometimes with Tom Meyers. Sometimes you feel like you're just kicking a loser. When you talk about Tom Meyers and then you realize like, Oh, that's right. He thinks he's better than everyone else. Okay. Well, that's fun. Speaking of being better than

everyone else. This is a joke about those crazy people in Florida who, I don't know if you guys know about this. A lot of them voted for Republicans. A majority of voters in Florida elected Trump, reelected its Republican Senator Rick Scott, and voted to legalize weed, but because the measure didn't reach 60%, it was defeated. How much of an insult is that? That's like realizing you live in a state that helped elect Donald Trump, and you go outside to smoke a joint just to calm down, before you take your first toke someone comes up Pisses on your joint and the splash back hits your face

What the fuck So here imagine someone just walks by unzips Pissing all over your joint, and it just splashes. I didn't get 60% so I got a piss on you know It's about the joint is the joint okay? It'll never be okay You know Vinny we were gonna do this a couple weeks back And I was like we know we have to save it for when Vinny's on why did you do this? I thought we were friends that is true. I gave a

Parole okay bad. Oh, it's a pass and we decided it with you and said so what's the deal Pat Oates and him are Having words yes, they were going back and forth a little bit This is an example that joke that we just heard Because all of a sudden piss is getting splashed out a guy for some reason after they voted for Republicans I know I think what he does hear me out He writes down an index card setups and punchlines and then as he's walking to the stage he drops them he's out of shit And he just picks up the big pile and just fuck Wrong punch line there was this guy for years and years he used to come to open rikes in Rochester

They called him the Bob that wasn't his name. Do you know the Bob was Carl? No, I don't remember the Bob. He was a schizophrenic man who would He was a schizophrenic man who would scribble things on pieces of paper and cardboard and he would put them inside of his shirt as if it was the filing cabinet. The shirt would be tucked in and he would start reaching through the collar of his shirt and pull out jokes and they were a million times funnier than this. And they were all gibberish. It'd have to be funnier than this. He doesn't even accidentally approach something funny.

So after he tells that joke, listen to the response, you know, the people are just like, whoa. And so this is Tom's comeback from when people go, what the? It only gets worse from here, so. Yeah. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Pinko involved. He's just like, nice. Just so you know, these are gonna get wilder than that. It's like, no, no, no, there's just a horrible joke. It makes no sense. The structure's off, the way you delivered it's wrong.

Everything about it sucks, and I don't know why you read it just now. Oh, it's gonna get worse. Yeah, no, I know. I know that. What did your cat do when you told him that joke, Tom? Licked its crotch, I'm assuming. All right.

Lauren Boebert, I guess, is back in Congress now after changing districts. Lauren Boebert was re-elected to Congress, albeit in her new district in Colorado. Shall we say Handley? What kind of laugh was that? Jeff Heisen had half a boater there for a second. That was weird the way he trailed out. That woman though, she's like, BWAH! Handled that! Yeah, like hand jobs, right? Yep, we get it. Pretty good.

At least that was short, that joke, I'll give that. This is what I was expecting to hear when I tuned into this episode, because I had a feeling Tom Myers was not going to be handling the election results well. This is an historic moment. It's the first time someone survived an assassination attempt only to have more people hate him, and follow that up with bringing a racist comedian to perform at a rally at Madison Square Garden only to have Americans say, meh, maybe he'll pivot. He's totally out of touch.

He has no idea what just happened. I'm pretty sure after Reagan's assassination attempt he had Richard Pryor come and just drop the enbombment on him. Yes, which would have to be a good move for him. That would have been fun. So Tom just has no clue what's going on in this country. No understanding of politics, but can't stop talking about politics. Or joints, or sex.

Well, right, yeah, he has no understanding of any but can't stop talking. Or joints or sex. Well right yeah he has no understanding of any of this stuff and this right here so he calls Tony Hinchcliffe racist in that last joke. Racist comedian Tony Hinchcliffe. It was a joke but okay Tom here actually is the racist. According to the results in exit polls, Trump appeared to make inroads with African Americans and Hispanic voters. It just goes to show that no matter who you are, or what your race or background, even if you're working class, you can still go into a voting booth and do the political equivalent of self-harming. He just called blacks and Hispanics dumb. He just said the black people and Hispanic people who voted for Trump are dumb.

And then he followed up with, and stands for naturally. I stand for intelligent. I don't think he did that. But that's like the most racist thing you could say right there, it just shows how out of touch this guy is. Well, he's elitist, man. He has an elitist mindset and he lives with his parents with a cat roommate.

You don't know what's best for you, but I'm a white man and I know it's best for you. This is how you should vote if you don't roommate Can you just take me to my table? Fuckin there's a four-top right there. He just wipe it down my wife, and I've been waiting for a while All right, Tony Edgegrip. There's a reason Tom manages to walk the restaurant. This might be, and he's had some convoluted jokes, this might be the winner right here. Donald Trump won all seven of the battleground states and the only contentious district that went for Kamala Harris was Nebraska's second congressional district. That's not much of a consolation.

That's like being at a party with people you despise. Someone brings out a cake, takes a dump on it, and then says, here, you can have this small piece, you know, the one the turd hasn't touched. These people don't know what to do with it. I don't even think I understand what happened here. Someone came and shit on the cake. So he's at a party that he despises everyone at. And Tom is a child, so in his mind party equals cake.

You know how many parties I go to that have cake? Anyway, so he's at a party. Someone brings out the cake, that's what you do at a party. Someone shits on it. Like you also do at a party. That's gonna be that kind of party. I'm gonna stick my dick in the best potatoes Someone shits on the cake, and then they go, but we'll give you the piece. It doesn't have the shit on it

He's just reliving his seventh birthday party Just like the cat story. I think he went outside his first joint got pissed. I was like well at least I go get some cake Well can I just at least have that little tiny piece that the ship didn't get odd? Wait, is that frosting there? I just want to point out again. I always say this but I just want to point it out I am playing every single joke from a spodilog. I'm not curating this. I'm not saying that one's too funny We're not gonna play it on the show. What's editing involved? I'm just playing every joke about anything anything. Okay This is how you do it. So don't worry about it. This is fine I'm not editing anything. Okay.

This is how you do it. Either does he, dude, so don't worry about it. Yep, this is fine. Yeah, right. Kamala Harris voters thinking that she would cruise to a victory on election night were stunned not only because Donald Trump will likely not go to prison for his guilty verdicts in New York and have his federal criminal cases dropped, thus making him the luckiest man on the planet.

Kamala Harris voters are upset because Trump became the luckiest man on the planet, Kamala Harris voters are upset because Trump became the luckiest man on the planet and didn't even get Lou Gehrig's disease in order to make that happen. Oh my God. Waka Waka. You don't like that 80 year old reference right there? Oh I don't like his Pride of the Yankees humor. No I don't. You fucking suck Tom.

And wow. Where to start? It's horrible right? Well yeah, I know Carl we're gonna start how do you even do critiques only that like you do those funniest person in Rochester contests I don't even know how you would judge a joke like that you just have to give it like a incomplete incomplete. Didn't show up with his homework at all. Yeah, I know how I would judge it. Zero? So we have a thing in that contest, you bring it up, where what we judge people on is three categories and the pity category. The pity category and maybe get a high score in stage presence because this motherfucker

Delivers this shit with kid with confidence. Yes with cops are conviction Yes, and he legitimately does not understand that it's not good. No, he doesn't he thinks he's very funny Yeah, but then for joke writing he would get a fucking negative score I Mean, I know he's been on shows with people who've said to him, dude, these are way too wordy. We've said it a million times. I know he listens to this shit. He sends you fucking bills. He does. He invoices me for playing his stuff. He's the only guy who invoices me after I play his clips. Yeah, he does think highly of himself.

He really does. I must've earned you at least 200 bucks today, right, Carl? No. Actually, I lost viewers during that second. Tom, you should fucking pay me for having to listen to it. In fact, I listened to all three of your stand-up albums and they fucking blow. You're a pretentious douchebag. Three minutes of fucking static radio noises

to open up your first album? You dumb fuck. He was that college radio He's a veteran of radio obviously you recorded it at the college on a Tuesday night And it was a free show and you left that in you left that in your special you You have no concept out dude. You have no concept, and it's astounding that you think that you do. I think he's great so And it's astounding that you think that you do. I think he's great. So I'm gonna play you I'm gonna play you a joke that I

This one might be over my head or I don't know the latest news story So guys explain this to me if I'm missing I'll guide you Election night was harrowing and nerve-racking for everyone but no more than Jimmy Carter who realized that he now must hang on for another four years What does that mean I got nothing I know he's in hospice I know he's not long for this world But he's not like a Supreme Court justice. It's not like he needs to be alive. He's not on deck Yeah, I feel like the only thing I miss it right now is a rope in a wobbly Let's get you back. Fuck it offbly Let's get you back fuck it off Let's get you back because that's the end of his monologue And as you guys know the way the format goes is after the monologue goes

How's everybody doing and then Jeff Heisen comes in with his jump is what John waiting for he's got his joke Ready to go and now on with the show. Please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen Gina Brown Valerie Pascal and Jess Feeney Hey Please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen, Gina Brown, Valerie Paschal, and Jess Feeney. Hey Tom. Hello. Should I even bother to ask how we're doing this week? Well, it's been a week. Okay, we'll move on then. It's been a week and I'm still upset. I'm still angry. I'm still sad, but I can't walk around that way all the time. Yeah, I can. Oh no, these people are broken. Someone broke Jeff. He didn't come up with a joke. Sounds like he found the rope in the wobblies too. Yeah,

right. Holy shit. Goodbye. He's just like, well a joke. Sounds like he found the rope in the wobbly. Yeah, right. Oh, goodbye To live anymore, so thanks for having me on the show Tom Can you imagine if you were committed on suicide, but yet you still showed up to do Tom show? Yeah, right All right, well that's Tom Myers and the way he addressed the election for us. I wouldn't have expected a better job. No, no, that's what we expected. All right, I have very important news to tell you guys about. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me... I don't wanna know. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me because that's absurd. As a member of the Patreon of Patrick Michael, Patrick and I have the ability to direct message each other. I've never DMed him, but this week he DMed me. And there's a number of DMs that came in. Oh. The messages I'm going to show you are all from between Wednesday at 624 p.m. my time and Thursday at 832 p.m. my time so just over 26 hours yeah okay just about a day's worth of time that went by and it starts with this we have never actually spoke but i'm finding what you do to be necessary

for entertainment but speaking on my personal life family friends kids or anything else personal is quite uncalled for especially since we have never spoken on any of that. Now that I've taken a lot of his in stride, unlike some of your other targets, but at this point, I'd prefer if you stop talking about my personal life because you clearly have your facts wrong and on top of that, it's not your place, even as a joke, and I know you hate when people mention your wife. So do me a favor and continue talking about me But keep shit you know nothing about out of your mouth because your lame-ass fans take that shit as fact

Thanks thumbs up and went out Interesting hmm who who broke Patty? I was I was like once the last time we talked about Patrick's family the kids like we would comment we could hear the kids in the other room or they came into the room or something Like that if I recall the only things we've ever talked about him personally were the fact that he neglected Right right right and he would yell at them and tell them to go back to whatever they were doing true Carly not being around anymore right Carly like that yeah. We noticed that. And then he broke that 40-year-old kid's head. Well, right, yeah, so those are the things

that we've talked about. We've speculated about his personal life because sometimes he talks about going to the Dollar General and his interactions there, riding his bike and stuff like that. So it's fun when he's talking about that kind of thing. Shitty headphone collection, we know about that too. The shitty headphone collection.

So he sends me that direct message and then he puts a post on his Patreon for everyone else on the Patreon to see what he sent me that direct message. And then he puts a post on his Patreon for everyone else on the Patreon to see what he sent me. So he screen grabbed this message to me and wrote, just so there isn't any confusion. And then so we put that up there. And then he wrote a little note for everyone who's on his Patreon that says, here's a screenshot seconds after the message was sent. This is word for word what I said, just so nobody tries putting words into AI

or some goofy fan does some photoshopping. Clear and to the point, I have no beefs and I'd like to keep it that way. Talk about me all day, but I have limits, as we all do. And if you are a man, you will respect my wishes and grow past the nonsense. I don't even speak on my personal life therefore why the fuck are you okay so he's clearly upset about this he's letting everyone know myself included that he's not having this so

then I didn't respond right away now producer Chris why would you guys I didn't respond right away you don't respond to my texts. Correct. I'm very busy. I get a lot of communication. I actually have someone working for me, helps me with that, but I'm horrible at it. I can't get back to everyone.

It takes me a long time. And also, I remember we got done with the Wednesday show. You saw this and we all went, huh, you wanna go out to eat? Yeah, we went out to eat. I was doing a podcast at this time, and then we went out to eat and whatever I wasn't thinking about the next day, and it was old news so Patrick sends me another notice There's no reply kind of figured, but the word defamation keeps being thrown around in my circle

Seems a lot of defamation has taken place on your son. I wonder what one could do about that dot dot dot Kind of seems threatening well you could cry about it. I mean, I don't know if Patrick knows this I've never been threatened with a lawsuit before so I'm very scared about this the first thing. I guess it's the first time for everything All right So then he starts posting no response from bitch-made coward That's you, right? Yeah, so he starts posting his DMs to me

and showing everyone on his Patreon, I'm coming, you've had enough time to do the right thing, now I'm getting chaotic, prepare yourself little man. So now he's threatening me but also showing everybody that he's threatening me. Someone's skull's gonna get broken. Oh, I hope not and Then he wrote clown and this is all again to everybody

Yeah, that's about you. Yes, you better hope you've accumulated some truth within those lies my kids will fuck you up Haha, soft ass little boy keep hiding in Rochester player, and then he writes This is what he wrote to everyone on his patreon get ready to die Whoa And then he writes this is what he wrote to everyone on his patreon get ready to die Whoa He's straight up threatening you yeah, I mean if we're gonna get attorneys involved out of the here I'm sure not advising you yeah, make sure you post that Don't forget to threaten to kill him okay Yeah, I wouldn't post that on patreon patty. I know you get like

$17 a month off of that you want to preserve it dude, So then he writes now. I'm angry and he beat all these D.m. These are all these D.m. To keep sending me I'll read into you in a moment. They keep sending me all these DMS and stuff And so he's screenshotting that and sending out to all his patron viewers It says I came at you man-to-man and once again you proved your bitch made That's okay. My family's completely healthy and unlike you I don't need any of this shit like you do. Your online friends really give you value, huh? But you're married to the crypt keeper?

Come on now, you ain't special. You're just perpetually online. Cool existence, dweeb. I'm sure the uncle that touched you is proud. I bet you still have a soft spot on your fucking head to be this ignorant. Boy, it's time you nut up or shut up simple. I met Carl's uncle. He said I can't believe I fucked that Yeah, he's very ashamed by it. I mean

Obviously as time goes by I was a cooler kid that you are It made more it was weird that you kept coming to class and like sixth grade arguing about losing your virginity with every It made more it was weird that you kept coming to class and like sixth grade arguing about losing your virginity with everybody All the boys until I found out like oh Yeah, no, that's not that's actually not a good thing at all. So are you limping because of your feet? What's going on here? He's another one of these guys and it's it's funny I get this from like the Rob Sal's of the world to where they say I'm perpetually online I only have online friends is if I'm just like in discord all day chatting with people And I don't have my friends over to my house live in my studio all the time

Yes, you could be online all the time. It's it's it's wild alright, so these emails. I'm going to show you Came between 8 o 6 p.m.. And 8 16 p.m.. Thursday night All right be all right So it starts with what are you afraid of lawyers defamation? I'm not the one playboy, and I've told you that many times over the years. I'll take everything you have just to wait It's another one of these guys you think is gonna get my house It's another one of these guys you think is gonna get my house Get in line Seek ups could you imagine Patti and stuttering John living in my house together? I just give them the house

dividing up your wares and fighting over them All right, the next one is scared ass dude showing your true colors pussy Wow He's fucking losing his mind. Well, of course. He's losing his mind and the only thing I did was nothing The best part about this I gave zero response He didn't give me enough time to get back to him I'll be honest with you You should have given me a little more time before you got this wound up, but apparently this shows that I'm a pussy Wow So then he says

You better hope you're you've accumulated some truth within those lies my kids will fuck you up ha ha soft ass little boy keep hiding In Rochester player. Oh, little boy keep hiding in Rochester player Oh, he knows I'm in Rochester that narrows it down He's definitely gonna find me now. There's only so many hiding spots, right? Then he writes what's up? You want to talk about me in private to your faggot friends come run that shit over here I've been waiting for you to get the courage and yet nothing scared-ass dude better stop speaking on my fucking name you goddamn clown I pray your wife can't have kids So you don't bring more pieces of shit like you in this world your life ain't got much value as it is

Some nice guitars You know I was gonna accuse him of putting smack talk in the chat GPT, but it would have better grammar So I get right about that it can't be one of those but it's almost like he was taught by movies and TV How to smack talker or maybe 80s rap? I don't know Carl's mama is so fat How fat is she you ask well let me explain that to you walked in front of the TV and I missed three episodes You know you are due for a Gary Indiana visit. That is true, yes.

I do need to make the trip over there. I'll catch ya. I'll catch ya outside, Gary Indiana. So this is a weird thing. Run that shit over here. I'm waiting for you to get the courage. Have we had like a meeting appointment that I missed or something?

I'm confused. No, every time to send you a message He expects you to be online. He expects you to engage with them right since you're not he's trying to come up with everything He can it's almost like he's perpetually online and accusing me of being perpetually online. Yeah It's weird. I'm waiting All right, let's see like I said rapid-fire messages. I'm getting from him All right, let's see like I said rapid-fire messages. I'm getting from him So then he says here's some content for you to talk about little boy use this on your show

but the legal ramifications are heading your way keep your email open and there's a bunch of Smiley and crying laughing emojis on there. So here's what makes me laugh about that. I Didn't see laughing but go fun fact when you're threatening people with legal action they don't email lawsuits to people yeah if you want to serve me it's up to them I have my email open it out I'll show him I just want to open my email you've been served shit it's not how it works, dude. The next one he sent is, I am your god. Bow to me, you alcoholic nobody.

Shouldn't you have been in your boyfriend's basement instead of that poor women? Look, you're an alcoholic somebody. Thank you. Thank you very much. He's losing the plot on this one. What is going on? Shouldn't you have been in your boyfriend's basement instead of that poor women? No, he's in his boyfriend's closet get it right. Yes, right

My wife's basement my boyfriend's closet you pointed this out when Zumach was reading my Facebook page online Yeah, trying to come up with someone. He's just angry and swinging at anything. Yeah. Yeah, he's having a spaz attack I mean, these are just rapid fire He's just sending me these DMS over and over again as if I'm watching him going shit Oh, no another one just came in this guy means business, you know, I don't know what he thinks is happening on the other end I'm just getting caught up now. I like how he learned a new word Defamation is his new word. Oh, yeah We're gonna get thrown around in some circles in these circles like he's talking to all his lawyer buddies

in some circles in these circles like he's talking to all his lawyer buddies Here's another one they came in You're a cockroach a scar and irritating. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Can you comment after I read it? Yeah, I drop a beat commentary You're a cockroach a scar an irritating bitch, but your existence in my world is minimal I only came to you as a man and you proved your your bitch made When did you lose your virginity 29 or 30 right? You're playing with the wrong dude And the fact you can't man up is telling me all I need to know about your character Perhaps 45 is no enough to grow up, but fingers crossed for your future right laugh my ass off whoa

Dude, that's hysterical though that he thought you lost your virginity That is again Pedro Michael is perpetually living in high school. Yeah, yes, so of course It's like you didn't lose your virginity, and it's like what we're all adults now This is the right thing that we tease people for anymore It was your Chad zoom I got you but All right, so He got very upset with me. He sent me all these messages. I didn't respond That also upset him. He thought I was a bitch. He threatens you he's threatening me threatening me with physical violence

He's threatening me with lawsuits So then he writes knock-knock Rochester look at this one. I mean if Chris are you scared you live in Rochester? Not anymore. So he writes not like Rochester and then he screen grabbed Defamation of characters the act of communicating false information about someone to damage their reputation And then it goes through the types the definition the examples legal treatment to prove defamation of character You must show the statement was false the statement was intended to cause harm and the statement actually caused harm Did you read that part you retard what a fucking idiot? He says me this shit that already shows. He doesn't have a case He's like I see he already fucking fucked up step one of this if believe you shouldn't you've been famed

Stay calm and seek legal counsel he did neither of those things he freaked out and started threatening and then he went to Google. That's not seeking legal counsel Um, I wonder if any of this fits what you do. Hmm, and I wonder if you've got evidence Hmm better can't use subscription my patreon you're gonna need all the money you can get So fun fact. Yes, you have to prove that you were damaged and I'm pretty sure it's easy to prove that you've been enriched by WATP. More people have subscribed to what you do than ever would have because of this show. Dude, you wouldn't be listening to podcasts and those headphones if it weren't for me. Yeah. You should be thanking me for every pair of headphones you rip off that headphone wall

and pop on your head, motherfucker. Carl is your god now. That was crazy every time you're- Wow. Carl is your god now That was crazy. I'm your god Wow And then we finally figure out What is going on here? Because I'm like, where's all this coming from?

We don't talk about Patrick merely at all anymore Did he listen to this whole thing in one city to think it was alive? Stuttering sex past who went back and found all the old segments of stuttering John and put them together for YouTube videos And it's great cuz you can go back and catch up on years of us segments of stuttering John and put them together for YouTube videos and it's great because you can go back and Catch up on years of us talking about stuttering John He recently went and made a compilation of us talking about Patrick Michael. It's 11 hours It's 11 hours 40 minutes long. Maybe the kids got a point and so he goes that's weird 11 hours. So I went oh

Now this is making sense because he's always says he's never listened to the show So I went, oh, now this is making sense because he always says he never listens to the show. So now it's on YouTube and he sees this and he goes, what the fuck? And he starts listening to it. And so he's going back to the very beginning and listening through. And so this is proof that it's not defamation

that caused damages because this happened years ago. Your kids are fine, you're fine, Carly's fine, nothing happened to anyone. So if you're gonna get a defamation case going you might want to wait for something That's more recent that actually caused damages to you And then I just want to say yeah of all of the people that we have discussed sure over the years Nobody has said I don't care more than that's true Michael Opie says it zoom Oc says it stuttering John and of course they all care

But no one more than Patty C cups has said I don't give a fuck about these guys Yeah, no that that's literally as I've said the motto of the show is Go away And he also says go away a lot I was thinking of but yes, he constantly tells us how much he doesn't care. And so, the last communication I get from the Patreon that I was a part of, only because I had to use a different Patreon account. Again, I can't even just go into my regular Patreon account and respond to these DMs. I have to go into the other one that I don't use just because that was the one that I could finally get on his Patreon and I get this email this came in at

2 50 a.m Friday morning Thursday night Okay, so we got that all those messages came in within that ten minutes around 8 p.m. And then six hours later He got tired out seven hours later. I get this Hi, Carl hours later he got tired out seven hours later I get this hi Carl your warm-up membership has been cancelled because you were blocked by warm-up you won't be able to see them or interact with them on patreon anymore if you were a paid member your parents will also be stopped learn more to expect from

patreon support I haven't kicked off I've been blocked again try your magic come on it's such a bother man. He just started a new podcast. He's got this YouTube channel rockin and rollin We were complimenting him in the last episode remember we we watched his video like well It's kind of well-written good editing going on sound was decent. I don't think he got that far no For sure So that's too bad apparently. I'm a pussy for a lot of reasons according to John Not responding to emails or a DM is the first time I've been kind of pussy for that. Oh, there's a spider over there I've never seen someone right you're going to die. That's pretty fucked up, dude. I'll do it right now for you

We can show you that that's a really fucked up thing to write on patreon. I guarantee you that's against their terms And I'm you know not an expert Kind of goes without saying I would imagine though. I can't we'd even write this we just figured you would know we got this weird stance on threatening death All right, I got a note from dudes. My dude, mine's 89 and he asked if this should be the new theme song for stuttering John. Everything I touch turns to shade, oh yeah

Everything I touch turns to shade, and you don't care Not bad. Also from the bloody ass people, they do some good stuff. But I know everyone's gonna have blue balls, but I play that for you. It happens every single episode but the other thing that he does is he doesn't realize that as soon as you set up the show you get the link that you can send to your guests so you can send the link to your guests hours ahead of time probably a good idea to not wait until you start the show to then start sending out links to your guests. Okay. There we go.

So I'm gonna send the link to Clay, Clay Day today. You're going to? Like, okay. I think I left my wallet at work. I don't know, man. I think I got two wallets. Fucking hell. God. I don't know. Bizarre. What's he doing? I'm gonna call it fucking hell

The elephant the ad agency is there where the link is So this guy's such a bad liar He doesn't know how wallets work good thing I have two wallets who cares how many wallets you have your credit cards are in one of them This one's empty I've never heard such a thing Two wallets two of each t-shirt so John you know claims that he works at an ad agency now, but oh really you heard about that Which one agencies based in Cape Coral there aren't any base in Cape Coral, but I'm sure there's some in his general vicinity I would imagine okay, but later on I appreciate clay I do like clay day because clay asked him some questions that forces John to answer but first we got to talk about this doxing

That's going on In the devil verse right now. It's very toxic. What's happening? There's a lot of doxing and John for some reason now is doxing Leo gun now Leo gun needs to be his mate my mate They would talk on the phone. They were buddies. He would super chat John and now they have had a falling out were buddies. He would super chat John and now they have had a falling out. Chadley, I'm telling you right now. I know and you know and then you got that fucking ex cop Leo gun. I should mention the way this episode starts is John's very mad at Chad Zumach. So the first 25 minutes is just him talking about how he's going to beat up Chad and he's going to come to his comedy show and you know he's not gonna beat him up because of YouTube service but I got the gist

they're gonna have a talk yeah he's gonna he's gonna show up there to have a conversation that kind of thing and so what he's upset about is that Leo Gunn was super chatting Chad Zumach who's now his enemy even though just last week he was saying that Chad's like the hottest guy in the devil first or whatever and tried to be his buddy but now he's mad at him. An ex cop super chatting you when you have a poll, trash in my family. You have an ex fucking cop who lied to pinky Who lied to pinky and said that I was begging him for super chats. Leo, you fucking loser.

John, we watch you beg these guys for super chats on your show. You got into a giant fight over 50 bucks that one time. We do it all the fucking time. You're like, oh, I don't know where Legend or Dirty Deeds is, man. I'm not getting the super chance like I used to Okay Nine oh, okay, so this is where he starts doxing him now. I'm gonna play this only because I'm not even sure if he gets it right Also, no one watching this show is gonna do anything to Leo gun

We don't have any problem with Leo gun here might build him a statue Yeah, correct if anything a pat on the back is what Leo Gunn gets. But this is John's version of Dox and he thinks he's very clever. Nine. Uno. Ever see that movie Seven? It's awesome. The number of the beast is a I, you know, I don't get why Iron Maiden did that. Yeah, it's it's kind of weird. It's odd. Nil, tree, Nil. I don't know. It is kind of odd to do shit like that. I don you know.

So he's saying numbers. And he thinks he's doing it in a clever way, but in order for it to be clever, you have to make some sort of sense. Right. Nil, tree, it's odd. Iron Maiden, huh? Why would they do a song? Odd?

Nil? Udo? Jen, you're just saying numbers. We see what you're doing. It's not clever in any single way. I'm just disgusted. What a dirtbag thing to do. Just a dirtbag move.

Oh, I left out something. Oh yeah. What did I say? A nine! That movie Seven's awesome. Tree! The number of the beast and Neil and... Have you played that game Uno?

Yeah, I know. Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes it's completely a complete zero tree. You know, it's weird. You know that that movie seven was awesome with Brad Pitt. Yeah, that is weird. Also, why don't be a little more clever? Be like, do you guys see the chance you might drive his car to a tree? That would be like yell tree. chance you might throw his car to a tree Yel tree It doesn't make any fucking sense John. It's stupid Also, if you're friends with John Robb Richard Rob Clay

Never give him any information. It will always get out it will if he has your information he will weaponize it at some point Sometimes not even on purpose right most of the time religiously because he's an asshole Yeah, sometimes it's before he gets a chance to weaponize it Yeah, that's right box it up, and then Rob has to change his number right. This is a weird thing that happens early on in the show he takes a phone call and Turns off the audio and the video I'm gonna you know I'll be right back gotta figure out what I'm gonna do all right hold on just a mom okay literally ten minutes goes by just black blanks me sorry about that ladies and gentlemen Sorry, very sorry. Very sorry about that. I thought I had

Thought I left my wallet at the ad agency then my mother called me. I guess Rob Saul was calling me everybody It was like it all shit was up. All hell was breaking was let me send clay the link So his mom was calling him that's what was going on right there cuz you saw him say oh my mom All hell was breaking loose. Let me send Clay the link. So his mom was calling him. That's what was going on right there. Cause you saw him say, Oh my mom. Yeah. And then he went off. What is going on? Moms pissed at him. What is going on? What was that phone call? What is the bill she's paying? It's probably all the electric bills that he never paid. And he's probably got a huge sum of money that he owes LCEC.

She's pissed about stuff because he had to take her call. He couldn't, we've seen how he treats his mom. He couldn't just be like, hey mom, doing a show right now, I'll call you back later. That's how he used to treat her. Of course, or just ignore it, like, ah, my mom's calling me. Now it's like, I think mom's paying some bills and he needs mom real bad. What time of day is this? So this is the best part, is that now that he has his job at the ad agency,

he doesn't start his show until 4, 4.30. So he's drinking already, right? Well, he is going to be drinking probably, the answer is probably, but he doesn't start drinking on the show yet at this point. I just thought that was very telling that he's off the show for 10 minutes

and then he pretends, oh, is my wallet? And I think Rob called me, he's just making shit up. It's like, you're on the phone with your mom for 10 minutes just now, and you don't, you seem a little shaken from it too. So that's odd.

So John brings up the fact that everyone's doxxing everyone. This is of course after he doxxed Leo Gunn on a show. He's losing it, Clay. I mean, he's out of his fucking mind. It's a wild week in a double verse. You doxx everyone, doxxing everyone. It's a- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, back up. It's a it's a wild week in a double verse. You ducks. Everyone's ducks and everyone it's uh. Wait, wait, wait,

back up. It's a bit ugly. Who dogs you first? Okay. So, this is the rule. Fuck off. John. Fuck off. Who? Roll the fuck up. Hold on. Oh my god. Hold on Clay. Who dogs two first? So, Clay is going to do what Clay? Who docks two first? So, Clay is going to do what Clay does and answer this honestly. John's

not going to like that. In order of things I can remember, um Rocco Burrow docks you on his show but again, you've doxed him about a million times with um uh whatever is anaconda. Look at John's face like what? Out comes the T. That's not what I want to hear. Look at his face, like no, no I didn't. Nonsense.

The anaconda drive. I don't say, I never say his whole address. And by the way, Vince came on my show first and said anaconda. I didn't even know what it meant. I don't agree with Doxing in any form, but then, okay, so he Doxed you. Then for some reason you Doxed. Oh, Jay I don't know really know what oh, yeah to do of anything can then Okay, what are you talking about? His name was public someone DM me and said hey, you know

This is his name. Fuck you. His name was public someone DM to me and said this is his name Yeah, everyone's name is fucking public shit. Right. It's not public when they don't use it on their channel when they broadcast under another name. You using their real name is doxing them period. Fucking stop with this phony fucking fake. What were you talking about? I didn't do that. And then fake anger because you know, you're busted. It's so goddamn annoying. He's so stupid stupid too because what he wanted clay to say was that Kevin Brennan docks John's number on Twitter and then John Docs Kevin Brennan's number. Yeah, so he wanted to say yeah Kevin started this whole first blood, but then John forgot that he also docked OJ this week and Leo God and Rocco and the list goes out and out of that. But who did it first?

Who did it first? So you just saw him say, fuck you to Clay. Watch defensive Clay gets very high pitched on this one. Fuck you. First of all Clay. Oh my Lord, you asked me. I'm not saying this fuck you. Why fuck me?

I'm not saying nothing. I'm just telling you the other things I saw in. His mind calling again. You're telling me these guys can sit there What is this thing? Okay, so he didn't like the answer that he got from clay so now he's changing the question, right So it started with who docks to first well, you know, you just talk so they for no reason You know this and so now it's like what a second, but I had justification. You expect me. Right. But I can't fucking fight back. Well, I'm just, Jonah, whatever. I'm just telling you, you asked me what order of things was, and that's just what I saw. I'm not telling, I'm not saying what either way, right?

Well, no, I, okay, stop. Yesterday, Pinky tweeted out my phone number. That's what he wants to talk about. I'm not talking about OJ and what. OJ has been talking shit about me for way too long. It finally, all I did was say his name, Palo Carnivali. Fuck you. If you're going to hide behind a fucking filter and think it's okay to trash me every day, fuck you. Oh, so that's the issue.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so this is completely changed. And so now he's gonna explain, because, you know, Clay, to his credit, like, well, you're also doxing Leo Gunn. Let's find out why that's okay. Now, the only other one that I doxed on pro- well, no, it's not Unprovoked, was Leo Gunn, but guess what? Leo fucking Gunn has been in every chat trashing me. And when Chad did his show today, Clay, and I want your honest opinion.

No, you don't. No, you don't, clearly you don't. You definitely do not want his honest opinion. I love that he says that. He knows he does not. Okay, so now he's gonna explain what Leo Gunn did that was so terrible that forced him to dox him. And then he starts fucking like he's got a pole and it's trash in my family. Like, like

he was the poll I didn't I didn't I didn't see show. What was the poll exactly? Is John coming to Sarasota to beat me up. No, and then something else, something, and then something about, you know, anti-trans, put it that way. So, but as Dirty D said, it's like low hanging fruit. Chad's supposed to be this great comic, but he can't come up with a funny joke about me. No, it's cheap things, it's cheap things.

Yes, it's cheap shit. But what does Leo Gunn do? He fucking super chats some 50 bucks when the poll is right there. So then Leo Gunn. Okay. Okay. The poll is up in the chat for a long time during a show. Yeah. And the poll was like, because John's claiming he's gonna go to Sarasota and beat up. I actually saw this yesterday. Yeah. So the poll, I didn't see it. But I imagine the poll was like yes no and then something about John Sun's vagina. Yeah, that was pretty much it. Okay.

That's nice. And there was a couple jokes in there actually. Okay, nice. So that was what the poll was and John's complaint is that Leo Gunn superchated him while that poll was on the screen. Right. So now he's connecting these two things that are not connected. Yeah. But he's just mad at Chad. He's that leo's giving Chad money because if you're not with me, you're against me what he's mad at is the money Of course, of course. Yeah. Yeah, that's what he's always mad at someone else gets money That's bad for him for some but for some reason convincing clay of this does something for john, which I don't understand Yeah, and look at clay. He's trying to figure this out. He's like The look at his face right here here just like wait what happened now the pole was right there so then Leo gun okay with him fucking trash my what did yeah but what did Leo gun see for

change was it in relation to that pole good question it was just just trashing me non-stop oh and you know and just trying to be a dickhead oh oh it's kind of vague hey want to give an example or can you? Something? Just trashing me nonstop. Is that really what Leo Gunn is doing? Of course not, no. Of course not.

The answer's no. But the fact that Clay called him out, like we can't just be doxing because he gave 50 bucks to Chad. Yeah, just because the poll's on the screen. Yeah, I mean, just because he's really just mad that Chad does shows about him and is his enemy and Chad has fans.

I said nice things about him right that really does bother him That's all takes when he says nice things about people and like when you in particular Did that did that thing and he thought you guys were best buddies and then you dare criticize his show Yeah, it was fucking on after he's like carlson. All right guy. He complimented me Yeah, and I didn't reciprocate and it was on from that. It was war Because if I'm nice to you, you have to be nice to me not how this is played at all John I think you suck at broadcasting and we're gonna point it out cuz it's my job and So Clay's concerns like we can't just go on doxxing people on Twitter

You're gonna lose your Twitter account. It gets the terms of service and John first goes I don't care about that I don't care if I lose my Twitter concrete like really you know because it seemed to use it a lot And so then John goes well actually here's the reason why I won't lose my Twitter account from boxing I don't do it in the fashion that you think Be very very you do it slowly It'd be very difficult if I the way I do it like nine I write in German meaning no Like nine I write in German meaning no it's it's nine

name It might sound like a number, but it's no and then I say the number of the beast removing the surety of spotten I mean yeah, so I'm not like even with pinky. I didn't do it the dumbass way. He did it I'm doing it the smart way. It's a smart way the smart way Like I you guys with that technicality I make it everybody think for a second before they realize I'm an asshole. It's a rebus Alright so this is Explaining that Leo definitely deserved to be doxxed. I don't feel like Leo deserves it Okay, he's not your he's not your support anymore. He's supporting other people but he doesn't deserve to be doxxed. I mean think about it, think about it John, doxxing's a big deal man. Not that I doubt anybody is even gonna really give a fuck or and harass

Leo Gunn because he doesn't do anything he's just a you know if I say the nerd guy. He's not a big guy Dallas! I'm not saying that. If I say how do you mean? The penis real thing is great because every month or so Jack is not he goes I know penis wrinkle is now and every time he's wrong in the last one was the funniest. He goes, it's Julie Did he give up on trying to figure out who cardiff is and now he's like folks You know now he's focused on penis or not the card is off YouTube Because clay even when he when he goes, I know his penis wrinkles. It's Julian clay goes. How do you know that? He's I got this information like this guy keeps feeding false information because you he knows you're gonna say it make a fool of yourself

This information is new. Yeah, I know you fall for it every day. Please go to fall for it every time He's making you look like a boob. What are you doing? Why are you following for this and John just can't help himself He's just he wants to dock so badly He wants it so badly that he'll believe it when you tell him that it's like Cardiff has gotten John to post so many fake photos of Cardiff just using fake email doesn't go this is what card looks like some guy in a Star Trek uniform Know everybody got Chad and Chad to post that over the plants. They're just like yeah, we get we know who you are Fucking idiots are so easy to manipulate part of this so goddamn far

He's current of invented trolling as far as I'm concerned You're not gonna out troll this troll and we'll never know if he did but it's a good chance Yes, very good chance Alright, so good. This is bizarre I increased the volume so we could hear this John gets up because there's somebody at the door and he's having a conversation with this person I'm sorry. I saw that in that time that the first part of my job was done. What was it? John Melendez. What? If they're gonna raise it, 70, 20, that's bullshit.

I saw that in that time. They just raised it. It's a bull crap. This is the second time they raised it. Fuck that. All right, see you later. Pfft. Slammed the door in his face.

Hehehe. You believe that Clay? The fucking race and the fucking power fucking crisis again. They just fucking just raised the fucking things. Blame Trump. Blame Trump. Of course. Of course it is. Everything's his fault. So what they knocked on your door to tell you that they were raising the water rates or the power. Yeah. I'm like power. I'm fucking dreaming Did they raise the rates or do they actually just make him pay the bill? This doesn't make any sense. This is what I wanted to talk to you guys about cuz I like to come to the show very prepared I'll be like, this is what's actually going on. You'll often hear me say that phrase. I have no fucking clue

What's going on? He was just having a conversation with some guy and they agree that he would come back later The guy needed to know what John's name was so he came to the door, but't know who John was right so my name is John Milan is like I come back later I'm streaming right now, and then he was talking about raising rights Said his lawn guy maybe or something like it doesn't make any sense the electric company doesn't come to your door to tell you They're raising the rates no It's never happened before could you imagine that job all right what I need you to do today is go out to all of our customers tell them we're raising the rates

fucking not it what are you talking about? I don't want that job. Oh come on you make some friends. like I have to wonder does that like they just had this whole situation where he didn't pay the bill they have turned it off multiple times correct and he screamed and told them next time you better come knock on the door Maybe they are sending people to this house every month so they can show up I was told to knock on your door I'd be like hey stupid. This is your bill. This is how much you owe Yes Well, it does coincide with that phone call from mom that took ten minutes that he couldn't air and now all of a sudden there's a guy

There and he's got to come back again There's something going on Was somebody knocking at the door before that that he didn't answer and then they called the mom because her name She's a go back there he'll tell them to do it to that's it Oh, she probably did say when he gets back there you better answer the fucking door You can't avoid him like it's Vince's saw right try to serve you all theory I honestly don't know it's so weird and the fact that clay's like wait that was the electric coming telling you the razor Yeah, that's what it was a raisin in the gun

Even clay's like huh yeah since when do they do that in clays in the UK's was like ah America's weird weird job to have over there Let's see. Let's see what Christian Blatt has to say about this. Do we have to he says the potatoes theory? Oh good. It's Cardiff talking to us. The potatoes theory this morning is that it's someone scamming him trying to lock him into a long-term payment Oh Maybe there is a debt consolidation Okay This could be a thing where they find out who owes big sums of money

And so they come in and they're like, hey, we'll help you consolidate your debt and pay this off because you can't afford the $3,000 that you owe the electric company in non-payments. So Fat Tony shows up at your door. Yeah, right. I understand you're having some trouble with your bill. My daughter would really like that blue Harley

you got there at the driveway. I hear you have a boat. Well, the thing about that is, she went. like that blue Harley you got there in the driveway. I hear you have a boat. Well the thing about that is it's just it's just a cloud in the shape of John. Okay so that that was weird fun speculation. All I know is that John's in a lot of debt and so he's working type of day job now, and so he's going to give details to Clay about his job. Again, I've been saying this a lot, props to Clay. He's not buying any of this. Clay knows that John's always lying,

and so he's not buying any of this bullshit. Sean, if you were just nice to this guy, he'd be sitting there still yesing you. I know. If you were just nice to him, you were such a fucking raging dick that now he's just leaning into it, and he's gonna make you look like an idiot Yes, because you created it you had a fan and you drove him away through being shitty

You're good at that. Do you work with a group of people? Do you sit at like a table sort of I getting ideas out about ads and stuff at one o'clock every day the the the Well seven and then one assistant. There's eight that are and I am working on an ad campaign now that will that I I'm pretty sure is going to end up in the Super Bowl. But we just have to see if it's if it gets the proper approval from please, please. He's working at it. OK, let's just break this down. if it's if it gets the proper approval from please please

Okay, let's just break this down I'll play the rest of the Is he doxing someone else's phone number that So this is this is nuts I listen obviously I've worked in agencies I'm sure you guys get a picture what this looks like But he says what do you do you sit at a table with other people and brainstorm stuff. And John goes, yes. And then he goes at one o'clock every day. Cause you have like a meeting, a group meeting, team meeting at one.

You go around the table and say what you're up to and what you're doing. Yeah, there's eight of us. And I'm pretty sure it's going to be at the Super Bowl. Like, whoa, what the fuck? What the fuck just happened? John wouldn't write copy for a Facebook ad let alone someone's gonna have to put a Super Bowl commercial. You know local companies like every year if we watch a Super Bowl yeah we'll see Mark's pizzeria. That's true. Local companies can buy it from

local affiliates because they give local affiliates X amount of spots that they could sell. That's correct. Maybe that's what he's referring. Well probably not but maybe. Definitely not. He wouldn't even know that. You pointed correct. So maybe that's what he's referring to. Probably not, but maybe. Definitely not. He wouldn't even know that. You pointed out once you understand that he thinks like a six-year-old, you get everything. That is how a six-year-old would lie. Yeah, and there's other people who work there too, and then we all work together, and we meet at a certain time. It's going to be the Super Bowl. And they all say I'm the smartest and most handsomeest. Does this sound like a guy who has a nine to five job? Listen to this again.

Do you work with a group of people? Do you sit at like a table sort of getting ideas out about ads and stuff? At one o'clock every day, the seven and then one assistant, there's eight that are, and I am working on an ad campaign now that will, that I, I'm pretty sure is going to end up in the Super Bowl, but we just have to see if it's, if it gets the proper approval from the higher ups.

How many hours a day do you work? Eight. Eight hours a day. Yeah. Okay. Now. So you start at like eight o'clock of finish it what four o'clock? Nice, I started like 730 This is a wall of lies Did you see the lie tell in there cuz clay's like trying to figure this out It's like well, you're on with me for you've already worked an eight-hour day So he says what time do you start?

And John goes, oh shit, I gotta do the math on my head. 7.30, he's like, oh nope, that's not it. Seven. But as soon as he asks that question, watch John look at his shoes. Look at his shoes and also has to grab his neck right here. I could finish it at four o'clock. Nah, I start at like 7.30.

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No one believes it. It's so stupid. It's not even that impressive. Working at an agency. I purposely left that world I don't understand why that's a brag friend is mine. Well, he knows we're gonna be talking about it. That's true I brought this up. It's like underpants gnomes. He doesn't know what to achieve. There's something missing. Yeah, we're talking about it What are you netting from this? I?

Think that the goal for John and I think the boat thing was the best example of it is He wants everyone to think that he's got it all and feel bad about themselves He's trying to put out. I'm great and you should all feel bad because I'm better than you. Yeah, which is Narcissism and it's very core. It's also how he feels When he sees someone else doing better than him. He feels less Yes And so that's what it all comes down to is like I want them to feel less because they're gonna think that I have more Things in them and the rest of us normal people go my life's great

I've created a great life for myself and I'm gonna fuck what you're doing. Yeah, I think you get the nail on the head there That's what I could you know what? That's the best way to say it That's how he feels when he sees people doing doing better than him So he wants to try to inflict that pain on people he perceives as his enemy Who does he hate more than anyone else who has done nothing to him Gary del Abate? You're like a Fred Norris like he's kind of Jackie He's constantly ragged on these people who have gone on to make millions of dollars at the Stern show and still have a very comfortable Living and are doing that he's pissed about that

He's so mad at Gary del Abate for no other reason doesn't even make sense. It's okay used to be your boss Yeah, someone had to be used to be your boss at the best job You ever had where you would answer the phones take three and a half hours long shits And all he does is wax per right poetic about how great it was. Yeah, but amazing. He was a bad guy alright, this is hilarious because John's got to go grab a beer Clay's got to go take a leak and you would think they would do something like that in shifts Alright hold on you know what I'm gonna'm gonna- so if you're taking a slash, I'm gonna go take- Do you guys want anything from the kitchen?

This this screen that we're seeing right here happens for the next two minutes. Oh my god Just both walk away at the same time I've never seen someone operate their show like this It'd be one thing if they were just an IRL stream and it's just eight hours straight or 12 hours straight. Like yeah, you see shit like this happen. He's supposedly doing his podcast. This show is exactly why I know

he doesn't work in an ad agency. Right, yes. He wouldn't last a second there. Right. All right, so later on Rob Saul joins the show, which is always great and They're talking about you know, Bob. Levi has left the Shuli Network. Okay, so what's next? Did he really leave do we have we speculated on this? I?

Don't have to speculate. He's really he's really gone. Okay. Yeah, I've communicated with all the people involved in They like their works it is over they do and I at first I thought it was a work I didn't even acknowledge it because I'm just like I here we go again all right but since then I've learned that it is definitely a real thing all right well good riddance Bob I don't think it's a work anymore no no I think my heard is that Bob and Chad are gonna do show which is Another remedy for failure Is it a remedy for failure I think you've had recipe Is a recipe a remedy for failure

now this clip blows me away and Again, it's the delusion. It's the Again, it's the delusion, it's the inability to understand how you act and how people perceive you that is galling to me. When I watch these shows and I watch Tom Myers talk about Tony Hinchcliffe as a hack, or you watch Stuttering John think that everyone's jealous of him because he's achieved so much,

and then what Rob Sell says here is bonkers. At least, at least he's talking about you, Rob. Hey, you know, I mean, I, you know, he said, he said, don't, you know what's so weird? I kind of like engage with them not to talk about them. Yeah. All right. Well, let's all try and like talk, listen, talk less. Oh, he's learned that now. I was on blunder years this week. They're rewatching me versus John. The first time we got together to debate stuff and I explained to him like alright You gotta let me talk and then you can talk and he got all childish

He went saying he just did this like face thing. Yeah, and when I finally answer asked my question to him He goes, oh am I allowed to talk now? Holy shit. This guy is six years old. I keep saying it I fucking hate the faces he makes I know that one when he makes that big stupid grin is the worst one You know what it reminds me of the Grinch who stole Christmas. Yes. Yeah It's not like the Grinch is exaggerated but so is John it's almost exactly the same. Yeah it is like it He can't be the Grinch though. He's like the stench I don't know fucking sucks. All right, so watch what happens here What's so weird? I like you He can't be the Grinch though. He's like the stench

All right, so watch what happens here what's the words I like you Rob I like you. I don't know why well, it's like bizarre like Chadley and pinky and all these guys are attacking and I'm going Why like I don't understand what like I understand why they hate me cuz they're jealous because I'm the king of the hill. Right, right, right. But I don't know why, like, why are they all hating on you? So this is when Rob says, have you heard the things I've said about their wives and girlfriends and their careers? And I see the most detestable things.

I use the worst language. I call Carl's wife an old C word all the time. Like, why would people like me, John? I'm unlikable in every way, right like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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We've played a lot. That's good. I'm really likable. People love me. I don't get it guys. What's going on here? I assume everyone I meet can't stand me. As you should.

I know. As you should. You have the right amount of self-awareness there, Vinny. Rob has zero self-awareness. All he does is say the most wretched things about everyone all the time antagonizes people wants the super channels to insult him for money because he thinks that's a great lifestyle and then I Think you're great guy Rob. That's all it took. I think you're a great guy Rob. Yeah, I know I am I'm amazing

I don't get it. I've been trying to say this whole time So fucking stupid All right, I think it's time to play a game. Let's get on it It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a Dabler come on guys are you ready to play? We got this a dabbler I'm a P you remember who your first celebrity interview was on her and which one was first to make it on air. Yeah, it was it well they They both made it on air. The first was Danny Glover

When I asked if he thought Mike Tyson should be caged I Didn't write the questions at least then and Carly Simon a fellow stutterer. And I forget what I asked her, but all I know is- Oh, I remember it's the racist joke. I don't remember the other one. I stuttered so much. I thought I failed. I said, Howard, I'm done. He's never gonna let me do this again.

I couldn't get out of any questions. I was stuttering like crazy. Yeah, you didn't realize why you got the job. Right. It wasn't to make the celebrities look bad. It was to make you look bad And I gave that tape thinking would never air my hair sorry and then Howard I think

Played it for two days and was laughing his ass off. Mm-hmm. See I never knew that stuttering was that fart See, I never knew that stuttering was that far. Well, I did. My friends would always goof with it, but Howard loved it. Loved it. What an idiot. And that was my first interview. So Danny Glover first, Carly Son. But they were all at some event at Dagestinos. They were protesting because... What did John say next?

Here are your choices. Number one, Mexican grape pickers wages. B, the price of wine kept going up. Next, the, uh, something about grapes. Four, the pesticides were making people sterile and lastly the incest aside used for grapes to poke a dab all right this seems obvious to me I know I'll get it wrong I think it's next the something about grapes what do you think Vinnie I'm going with I want to go with lastly because I could hear it But I'm gonna go with number four pesticides making people sterile. Okay, and what do you think producer Chris? Be the price of wine going up

People are saying it's lastly Christians as a no-brainer Mark Matthew Raleigh's I would shape Christians as a no-brainer not mark Matthew Riley's own shape hmm I don't trust card if I'm not going with lastly all right let's find out but they were all at some event that dagestinos they were protesting because the incest side used trimmer daddy said I'm only asking questions about grapes. So I said, do you greatly approve of an,

I put grape in every question. That was me thinking off the cuff there. Let's see. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough. We're not. To poke a dab. Just do it. Or man enough we're not Sit Eugene sit good dog

Just following orders boy alright,. All right, so I Like how we crammed grape and all the questions like Christine Knowlton trying to yes Matthew Raleigh claims he has five wins in a row on this game prove it. That's Burn that notebook Chris. I will that is incredible. If that's the case because we're not as good. No, we've been sucking We've been sucking a little bit guys. What have we done today? Not sucking. That's the case because we're not as good. No, we've been sucking. We've been sucking a little bit guys What have we done today not sucking? That's for sure. We've done it all Me and my wife podcast with Mike Kelter and his very bitchy annoying wife Lucy tight box came on to talk about that vegan teacher. Ooh Tom Myers is trying to cope with losing the election and it's just it's just racism. What are you gonna do?

Patrick Michael has blocked me again and is threatening lawsuits against me and murder and I'm saving $10 a month. So thankfully that will go right to my attorney. I'm not paying him anymore for his thing. And Stuttering John is doxing everyone but it's justified as it always is, you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these Podcasts and I'm happy to say we're bringing back Eric Nagel again Because the last time he was on we were talking about David Lee Roth. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah and Before I think before he realized the assignment was David Lee Roth's radio show when he took over for Howard He went oh sweet and he found all this DLR stuff with him on Opie and Anthony and a lot of different things with David Lee Roth we never got to any of it. So we're gonna get to it now

But also he's found some other things that we're gonna be discussing, stuff like this. John T, I don't know who Carl is. I like how Carl calls you a loser. There's a lot of people calling me a loser, but he's doing his show from his basement in Rochester, and you do yours from the beach and on top of Manhattan. Yeah, I don't have time for people. I was a massive success in the radio world.

What, I was supposed to do that for the rest of my life? No! I looked at his phone as far as you could possibly fall and he goes, this is normal. This is my choice. This is how careers go, Don't you know that? I'm very happy for you, but you know me and you got no beef. I'm happy you're at the beach I'm happy. Yeah, it's your place his life seems loving several has no friend

But when you're sitting there making noises, buddy, I'm saying this with love. Yeah, you look like you belong in a straight jacket Stop it. What do you think Robert De Niro's gonna keep acting in movies forever? Oh, yeah, actually he has been I guess I think it can be an entertainment for their whole life Danny DeVito's on his acting in movies forever. Oh, yeah, actually he has been I guess something can be entertainment for their whole lives Danny DeVito's on his 16th season of it. So he started And he just turned 80. Yeah, you can probably radio show apparently some people can pull it off Russ Limbaugh did it till he died, but alright, whatever Howard hasn't quit yet. No, I was still doing it You know the best years of my life I wasted doing the open Anthony show and you might think do you so what are you talking about look what you got now yeah that's all well

and good but now I'm an old guy and I can finally enjoy my life I couldn't enjoy my life when I when I was doing the Opie and Anthony show it was incredibly stressful for me I'll talk about my experience it was stressful for me Wow so that's what we have to talk about with Eri. That's astounding. Opie saying he wasted his life doing the opi and anthony show I would disagree. I'm glad you did it one of the ungrateful prick He is he still he used to say it all the time on opi anthony like maybe we need to go our separate ways I don't need to be doing this anymore and opi always thought he would just recreate another opi anthony show

Yeah, i'm just bringing vick henley and i'll bring in and he just thought he could recreate the magic They had with Anthony and Jim he couldn't he was like go he tried it with Carl Ruiz. He tried it with That waiter guy Ron the waiter. He's trying that now. Oh, you don't think that worked I don't think it's working. The only thing that's worked is Ben Cardiff I hate to say the only thing that's worked on your show is that card if he was phenomenal Cardiff and Opie together and then if you bring in corned if yeah, it was the most fun that I ever saw opi have it was like I want to have fever dream watch Yeah, and he hated it he hated every minute of having fun. Oh, he's allergic to fun. It's the honest There's no way so that'll be fun. We'll be doing that

Episode and looking forward to that Vinny. Thank you so much for coming over and doing the show today. Oh, thanks, man It's been fun. That was gonna be a shorter episode, but That's what you tell me every time An hour and a half two hours didn't happen Unfortunately, you can always check out Vinnie Mondays at one o'clock on this channel and the creep off channel live one o'clock Eastern We'll be on there again on this Monday. That's right to be a wild card episode can I throw in a plug for something I'm doing? Of course. So a lot of people who follow me on like Twitter and stuff know that

every year I try to raise money for the Alzheimer's Association I care very much about what they do. I'm doing a fundraiser this Wednesday night a comedy at the Carlson it's a new comic night show tickets for ten bucks if you're in Rochester around Rochester want to come hang out I'm gonna be hosting it and I have 20 comics all competing for $100 suit if you want to see desperate Come watch that and do a good thing help the Alzheimer's Association. I appreciate it. Awesome. Thanks guys, of course Well, thank you for being here and separate a surfing over on rumble I'm having a goddamn good time on that show now. Nice. Yeah like off of YouTube. There's no worry about anymore Yeah, the pressure of people watching it is off

Incredible. I thought you were talking about the censorship and copyrights. Oh, no You can't nobody wants to censor something no one watches. That's true. It's a good point. We're having a good time though You should watch it subreddit surfing on rumble. Please join us again next time It might be the episode we found out once for all who are these podcasts? Morning radio Great show good job everybody great job everyone just when you were thinking nothing slutty was gonna happen Internet news with Lucy tight boxbox. From Patreon, SSDoPines, Carl should wear more floral patterns. Would be lovely with the natural knotty pine background.

Just do it. Michael Mullin suggests. The Ipebox Report. Silent tea like Colbert. Mike Lastname makes several points. I believe Aaron loves the goal. He seems to have a twinkle in his eye when he's begging. I think he thinks he's trolling us from what I can tell he seems to hit the goal whether legit or not almost every time So if he begs and hits it That's just another win for the toe in his delusional mind winning trumps looking like a loser

Captain Chaos bitches Carl wants to catch up with people we haven't seen in a while and Immediately starts with Aaron who he does a show about every Friday. And Andy's on? Ugh. Double bad on this one. But Angie Schuurgusches, I love this episode. I was laughing my ass off. Thanks guys, you rule. Come quat diff TV tuning, gripes.

I can handle most of these annoying Farkers, but Basim is awful. No mas, no mas. From Facebook Travis Wilson posts Patrick Michaels DMs to Carl in comments. It would appear Carl has another lawsuit coming down to Pike. Paul Wormuskerkin asks a classic. Again don't you need money to file a lull suit? Scott Bridgman notes, you're perpetually online doesn't hit as hard when you're posting the many messages you sent and comment on said messages without response.

Special mention goes out to Remote for Life in our subreddit for compiling an abridged glossary of WATP terms for newbie oddtomatio. Although it's too long to read for net news, it's worth checking out. And from YouTube, YoTeworld writes, it's very unprofessional you're not scheduling your mental breakdowns, Johnny Crutches. I don't think you're a team player at all. Yo T World writes, I bet Aaron docks Johnny's pay for leaving early. A Pophis might be on to something. Maybe this whole podcast thing isn't for Johnny. Or Aaron. Call me alfalfa, Morns. It's a shame. I remember the before time when I actually watched Mubi and thought it was funny.

It didn't last long. I found Melton and quickly decided it was way, way funnier watching Fatty Patty make fun of this whole deal. JRRD. You can get away with being an insensitive ass as a broadcaster if you're being funny or subversive so that's why Aaron doesn't get away with it and the smokeout prods plays us out with Aaron is such a bad actor he's bad at bad acting. I'm an asshole. I didn't get the joke.

All right, let's check out some voicemails. If you were calling into the show, you can find our voicemail number at NewEarthies.com and participate in the show if you would like. Hello, Mr. Menendez. This is Stanley from Lee County Electric Company. We're calling by your past due bill. Yes, you did pay $300 My number that was from the bill from July of last year Now if you could pay your bill, so we have to stop showing your power off every two weeks That would be great. Also, please don't surrender our workers for that is a felony. Also, you're not in good fellas Actually, I'm not troubled up monopoly money is not accepted and we do not take course latest payment

Locking retard be serious Threaten the power worker. Tell me how that's gonna go a fucking felony You retard pay your fucking bills you fucking idiot John. Listen to me. You're a fucking idiot pay your goddamn bills. I Miss you Carl. Bye. All right. Thank you for the call I miss you Carl. Bye. All right. Thank you for the call That annoyed people more than it annoyed me dude I saw some people complaining about that. I was we were bitching about John Cho. It's like you're not Italian You're not in good fellas. No one's buying this fuck you pay me if only he would watch almost famous and jump off a roof If only he would watch Almost Famous and jump off a roof. Hey Carl, love you, love the show.

Unfortunately I don't have any full semi-con, so here we are. Anyway, I think we need a producer Chris slash Chucky after show. Like WACP 101, just our original idea I had, no big deal, just thought about myself. We can go over the day's show show we can bring in special guests we can talk about Sutter and John We could you know have our steel to daily rap Nobody goes to KB and Pretty much seems Chad. Yeah, fuck Chad Chad this no way. I have a good day. Love you. Love show Chris. Call me Love you. What do you think Chris after doing a three-hour show with me? You want to hang out for another hour and a half? I'm a lazy lazy man

Right, so there's your answer. I guess that's not gonna happen I'm available Here's something good idea now I Just got to share my love for for hearing Jenny jacob on the show. It's always a pleasure Just brings a little a little dose of positivity and gentleness to the show. I appreciate her. So Lady K, make sure you treat her well. Make sure you treat your old lady wife well. Whenever she tucks you in for your nap, just remember how lucky of a man you are. Goodbye. I tuck myself in for my naps. Thank you very much into a race car

You better start counting your blessings every time she gives you a Werther's original, sir So I yeah, did you see be dabbler on? MLC no giving out a lot of secrets about me. Oh, what'd he tell everybody? He said about how when we were in Largo. He bought me a Pepsi zero He told Kevin Brennan that my dude Largo, he bought me a Pepsi Zero. He told Kevin Brennan that. I'm like, dude, I wouldn't have asked for a Pepsi Zero if I knew that information was getting over to KB. That's fucked up, man.

I thought he was a friend of the show. No, he's fired from this little piggy. Oh, wow. I'm done with him. He's dead to me. That puppet is dead to me. Nobody else talked about, do you remember when we were in Largo,

Jen was obsessed with that weird Convenience store place where there was like almost stupid toys. Yeah, she was buying so he was explaining that she was buying toys I gave up all that and gave up all the information all the goods to Kevin so now he knows all of our personal secrets Hmm. I don't know about this collar right here Hey, Kyle. Love you. Love the show in the interest of fairness In your weekly elections with the creep off I must encourage everybody to go to the creep off comm and vote for Vinnie Paul, you know what thanks for you Fuck you bye

Get on this board. It's a man of integrity the fuck is curating this shit. It's crazy vote for Carl at the creep off calm Vinny, how did you change your voice like that? All right, I didn't I just put it into an AI thing and just had to call the number a bunch of times Do you guys know I don't always pronounce words correctly? Or read them correctly. Hey Carl. This is your speech therapist calling Today we're gonna be working on the word always all ways

I'm gonna give you an example of how you use it. Okay, so you can improve remember there's an L Al always all right John always has enough money to buy beer John always oh we oh we know it's not You know that weird Always always okay I Appreciate all right. Let's hear it Carl always no I don't always say it right do I always always interesting always

Yeah, it's how it's spelled do try picturing it Fuck you all you said that right guys are enjoying this too much Fat-tongued idiot Mondays call into the show Hey Carl, it's Mondays. I just want to call and give you a little update on that giant speeding ticket I got when I went to Battlecon. So I paid it immediately and I just got a phone call from the state of New York saying that I never paid it. So my license has now been revoked in the state of New York. Gotta love New York. New York sucks man, fuck the state.

That'll teach ya. They call you for that? That'll teach ya to drive in our state. Oh hey Mondays, you're like revoked. teach you to drive in our state. Oh, hey Mondays, you're like revoked. You gotta like pay us more money. I already paid you money yet, but we do like more money. I'm out front.

Bobcat Goldthwee has been calling into the show. Got a message for Lucy out here. How you doing is Bobcat. I just was hoping Lucy was going to be on this episode and hear me confess my love to her. I just wanted to say I wanted her to sit on my face so I could eat my way through her heart. There's 201 bones in the human body. Does she want another one?

Okay, thank you Bobcat. I appreciate it. Getting real horny. Bobcat Goldsley's getting real horny on the show all of a sudden. Cow photographer from Ohio we found out. I'll take Bobcat. Big fan of Ohio. Hey, it's a cow photographer. I'm sorry, Tryhard, Ohio's mid, excuse me. The mother of presidents.

We have had seven presidents come from Ohio. We have had 25 astronauts, including John Glenn and Neil Armstrong, both the first guy to orbit and the first guy to touch the fucking moon. Dude, like, what? Roller coasters up at Cedar Point, dude. Airplanes, you like airplanes? Listen, man, Ohio's number one and your number zero

Zero being worse than number one Attest to Cedar Point is a real Pepsi zero And he called back in and said the reason why he's left Ohio is to spread the greatness of Ohio to other states I guess that makes sense Become a weird message, but I personally have been a very awful drug addict for a very long time and alcohol whatever doesn't I The thing is hearing fucking John go off about his bills, like fucking man child, but really more than anything, hearing him say, woke up this morning and cracked myself a

beer, like quoting the Jim Morrison fucking asshole, it's like dude, you're close to 50, you're waking up and drinking and thinking it's cool. He makes me realize that sobriety is indeed better than you know getting high or drunk or whatever. It's a fucking man talk. This message sucks, but the point is seeing John acts so ridiculously stupid and arrogant all while being intoxicated and popping pills in his 9-24-7 like if you don't you know if you're an addict and you don't put the work in that could be you and there is nothing scarier than that so I just wanted to thank you guys for helping to keep me sober keep playing those John clips. He really has helped a lot of

people he doesn't even realize it's honestly going to be his legacy it will be he's going to be the For helping to keep me sober keep playing those John Clips. He really has helped a lot of people He doesn't even realize it's honestly gonna be his legacy. It will be he's gonna be the Johnny Don't yeah a lot of people. Yeah, Nancy Reagan's just say no not effective at all Yeah, she needed a blithering idiot to get up there. Just but do you want to be like this guy? I don't Nancy that bitch Nancy Reagan size If the Duke is done the devil verse will. Don't do what Donnie don't does A portuguese listener calling into the show Hey carl king of portugal here if you want to steer some shit

Just review part of the problem with Dave Smith that guy is dumb as a rock. And the last one is called N response, A N response. Do it, do it, I know you can. Producer Chris, you are loving Portugal. Cheerio. Wow, you have a big Portugal fan base producer Chris's butt cheese is one He did have that vibe

That's not good Robin Ham heads Hey Carl, love you love the show god, I feel like an espresso martini just saying that quick thing. You said, Oh, new idea for the show on Wednesday. That was the original idea for the show on Wednesday to catch up with the people that we can't get to during the regular show on Saturday. Don't act like it's new. Abandon that shit real quick. Yeah, you're right. Okay, fair enough fair enough. Sometimes I have her such a good idea. I have it twice so there Don't have to tell you

Hey Carl, I'm seriously worried that we are all committing a crime. We're watching what's going on with Rob Saul and are we supposed to report it at some point? Because I mean, it's definitely an arty-lang situation that's taking place. And we're all just standing by and watching it. It's like that time that girl was screaming outside the apartment buildings in the city and no one helped her, and she screamed for a really long time. That's how I see Rob Saul as a woman screaming for help They see a very good point that of that

Appearance on John show the other day we played this past week Where he is just out of his mind his eyes were shut for a long shutting and I didn't play the clip But John's like we just really like I probably go and do my show for a little while like dude Don't do don't do that. You know what? He was that fucked up and still none of us watched Incredible. Yeah, I was like, oh Rob. I know I just called but I got a little bit farther into the podcast and Going to the creep off Scroll down

I'm gonna take a look at the screen. I'm gonna take a look at the screen. I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen. I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen

I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen I'm gonna take a look at the screen of the creep out because of Andy Gary in San Diego hey Carl hate you hate the show I was getting number I thought this was Gary sounded much better hey Carl hate you hate the show just kidding I'm a sim for anything that's who are these separate broadcasters who watches that shit speaking of shitty podcast oh my god you have got to check out I fucking love Kevin Smith and his daughter grew up to have a banging ass body But their new podcast beardless dick with me is fucking unlistable my man. Just try the first episode

You'll see what I mean. All right. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I've never heard Kevin Smith do a podcast. I enjoyed I'll say that you might be honest. I mean with that. He was pretty early to the game. He wasn't it smodcast Yeah, that's right. That's right started the network. He wasn't it smodcast. Yeah, that's right That's right started the network. He did the one with those with his producer, right? Yeah, and he was a regular on open Anthony back in the day, too I think that's why he naturally I remember listening to smodcast and not hating it, but I don't think I like was subscribed I would just hear shit every now and again. Hmm, but I think I listened to the episode Brian was on. Okay Well, now you're talking.

That makes sense. Here's Gary in San Diego. Hey Carl. Well, Stuttering John, for the, for everything that's holy, for the love of God, please stop lip smacking. Stop lip smacking. Item number two, Adam Bush is the greatest cohost. You need him on more often. Rock and roll. I know, but he canceled. So I got Vinny and a Bush is fantastic. He's a fan favorite. I was on with him on the wonder years episode.

We were watching my appearance with John. That was a real treat because I had only seen it when it was live. Yeah, I haven't seen it since then. This was great because I had time to take it in. So much has happened since then too. That too. We understand John as a person better now.

It's amazing, because when you go back to, I love to listen to the Patreon episode you guys are doing, the Living in the Past. No, you should come join us sometime. Well, I asked you to when you first started. You said, yeah man, I'm gonna have you in and I I love to listen to the patreon episodes you guys are doing the living in the past Oh, you can join us and then well I asked you to when you first started you said yeah, man I'm gonna have you in and I've yet to be invited but you know, whatever I think those are great Because the more you listen to it you realize that John has stayed the exact same He is a constant John is a constant. He does not change. It's incredible

Especially when you got to check out this most recent episode we did, where John and Jackie are still friends. And they're talking about Jackie released a book about the Howard Stern Show. And John goes, yeah, I don't know, I heard it sucks. He hadn't even read the book. He just saw online someone said it wasn't very good. And so immediately he's just like, well, don't even bother with that one. It's like, it Jesus do you want a friend? What a good guy right and then when people were on bashing John's book He had to make sock accounts to go out of it. No, it's actually really good. He's concerned about it But even if it's not you lie about it like that's us or don't say anything at all. Don't see the isotopes. They're great. Oh It was uncalled for yeah, I was very hurtful oh

So while your events going on on Wednesday, I just want to let everyone know that we're next door at radio social Yeah, but we're to have a bigger party Bowling alleys and ping pong and billiards yes, I say we do an instrumental about how much you suck. Yeah, that's a terrible idea Okay, folks guess what This is it it's over okay. Goodbye Goodbye hey, but goodbye Okay, goodbye Goodbye hey, but goodbye A plane is hit right we watch a Carly Are we done here I think we are ah Carl I love, I love you. Man, that was a good episode.

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