Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep576 - Bettor Off Dead

Episode Date: December 5, 2024

This week we’re learning about a fascinating character who we first encountered when we reviewed the Tower Gang podcast. Toad is an autistic man who loves dressing up for Halloween and has a serious addiction to sports gambling. He also ran for president and is a gifted musician. I have a feeling we’re only scratching the surface on this one. TopLobsta from Nephilim Death Squad joins us for the first time since the live show in Tampa. After introducing us to his asexual friend Toad, we check in on Opie who had Jackie the Jokeman on his show. The two of them talk about the Dabbleverse and we find out how Jackie really feels. Scorch has a new venue for his show, a new sidekick, and what appears to be a serious drinking problem. Cardiff joins us as Cam from the Jacked Up Review Show is the subject of the most confusing interview you’ve ever heard. Stuttering John is striking Chad’s channel for no reason. Ray DeVito interviews one of John’s former coworkers from the Tonight Show. Finally, we play another round of to Poke a Dabbler, tease the next show, read a review with Annie, listen to your voicemails, and hear new songs from TheGreatSeaMoose and Myster Magenta.  TopLobsta’s show - https://www.youtube.com/@NephilimDeathSquad Cardiff Electric - https://dabbleverse.tv/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W A T P! W A T P! Hello, Wanderdicks and Cousin Roos! Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts, the only show that won't hesitate to bet a five-team parlay with two Moneyline dogs. I'm your host, Karl. With me today, a brown white nationalist from Nephilim Death Squad, the Tower Gang podcast and TopLobster.com. It's Top Lobster. What's happening, buddy?

Thank you. Nephilim Death Squad, not Nephilim. I don't know what you're talking about here. God damn it. I was going to get that wrong. I said it so many times in reversal. The brown white nationalist stuff rolls right off me, but saying the name wrong in my show is really where we part, Carl. How dare you. Nephilim Deaf Squad. Check it out, people. You'll find more at TopLobster.com.

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We got something in the mail that I've not looked at yet. Mm-hmm Picked it up today. I'm excited to see what that is some of this drugs and hot sauce another cool shit We do appreciate it Also, we encourage our listeners give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today We'll be reviewing a show called better off dead and this is a suggestion from top lobsters This is long overdue you and I have been talking about doing this Well months have gone by, and I'm glad we're finally getting to it, because it's a show that's hosted by Toad,

one of Toplops's co-hosts, on the Tower Gang pod, a show that we featured on here, and I also went on myself, Tower Gang. Toad has 179 subscribers on his YouTube channel, and the description is, I'm Toad, a semi--professional sports better and I'll be handicapping games and giving out plays Let's do this and so if you don't understand the vernacular of sports gambling I'll do my best to translate some of this stuff because it gets wild. It's pretty deep the way this guy He loves me. Let's do this. Yeah, that part was confusing. I agree. Okay, there's so there's so much that goes into this And I mean you came on the show you also review tower gang. So you sort of understand that toad is the foil How do you describe it? Yeah, but he's not necessarily the foil. He's the

He's the functioning retarded person on the show might be he's definitely severely autistic But almost to the level of mental retardation, although he has a 130 IQ. So there's like a 130 IQ. It might be one 35 cause it's higher than every sports gambling strategy is garbage. I'm surprised by that. But okay, we'll get into it. I'm sorry. I didn't realize he was that smart. So you're taking the over or under on his IQ. I'm taking the under. He's a strange dude. So we're gonna trash his show and him like all for this entire time but I will preface it that he's one of my best friends. I really do. I love Toad. He's like but he's fucking weird. He's a weird dude and I feel like more people should see him. Like he's doing this every day.

So basically on Tower Gang, we just rip him ruthlessly because of the dumb things he does and says, and like he was kind of talking about suicide a little bit. So we're like, hey, listen, you need to get busy and you need to do do something with your life because like you're not married, you don't have a girlfriend, you just have a job. You don't really have much going on for you. So do something with your life because you're not married, you don't have a girlfriend, you just have a job, you don't really have much going on for you. So do something with your life and he took that as I'm going to start a podcast. Sports betting.

That's good to know. No one ever gets to press betting sports. It's the second to last house on the block. So this is what he's picked to do and like I'm trying to be a good friend because like I don't want him to be like have no meaning in life. So keep doing it. The problem is now he's doing one every day for the last a year I feel like. And I noticed that you're hosting them on your YouTube page.

So it's going live on his YouTube page Like I said, 170 subscribers, but these guys have over 3,000 on theirs and it's going out on that one And he's been doing this every day and no one is watching So the way I the way I operate my my brain is all fucked up. And I like things that are really cringe. And I like things. I like to do things that are going to even if you're like paint, like a paying customer, I'll do something to completely estranged you, because it just gets me off a little bit. And it's I feel like this is a great troll on the tower gang audience. They're begging to stop. Like, we'll do

the show tonight and they'll be in the live chat like, please stop with the better off dead lives there every morning. I think he does twice a day sometimes and I'm like, absolutely not. I will not stop. So I feel like they've turned off notifications. Jesus Christ, my phone's telling me I should watch this. We're gonna fucking see it through. Like I'm like, you to see this like this is a show that I turn on with my wife Like you know how you'll turn on Netflix and ignore it and then go on your phone

Yeah, we turn on better off dead and we let it play and I'll cook dinner or something like that. This is It does have that white noise Yeah I got a viewer. Yes It does have that white noise Yeah, I'll give it that all right. Let's get into it. I want to show clips in fact I will pull up you sent me some some links here top laughs and I'll just start with the first one you sent me and We can get people an idea before we before we get into the links. Do you want to just there's a picture? Sorry, let me pull this up here. Yeah, so in the better of dead file, it says toad picks. Yep. I got it. And yeah So there's a bunch in there and I want you I want the people to understand who toad is before you listen to this content

Okay, so these are all crazy pictures, right? Okay, toad Mr. Toad He takes pride in competing at his job Halloween costume every year there is just as Rick Sanchez Yes Keep scrolling. I mean it gets He just so he's really into dressing up and different costumes for Halloween. Oh Just for Halloween. Okay. But just for Halloween.

Okay, good. Well, that's still not great, but I'm glad he's not doing this year round. That's probably a good thing. That's the Tiger King right there. Yeah. All right, he's into it. He's really into it. Maybe he should do this more than like sports betting.

That's actually a really good one. Yeah, who's that? Pitchman? I don't remember, but it's Billy Mays Billy Mays Billy Mays died yes, yeah from the coke out right his heart fucking blew up That's the one I'm thinking of with the other guy He died on a plane right. Oh did he okay? Maybe I take it all back Coke on a plane. Oh, yeah prefer it

Okay, so that's a little bit into his personality I Got yes This is what his podcast looks and sounds like here sup guys oh and one yesterday at least it was a loss that was so immediate and Oh and one yesterday. At least it was a loss that was so immediate and ridiculous that it was just You don't even care about it. Not even close the very start of the show and every show Recapping yesterday's losses and what's brilliant about this is that it goes from Here's all the games I lost yesterday to here's what I'm picking tonight Oh boy, so I So I get the sense he might be one of those guys that you could just bet

the opposite and make a fortune. I'm in his. So he has like a Twitter chat where he talks about bets all day. And he has left his own Twitter chat multiple times because the fans, he actually has a couple of fans and they're like, that's so that's a dumb shit. I've ever heard. Toad, I'm betting against you and he'll like lose his mind leave his own chat And then a day later they invite him back in and like nothing happened. He begins talking again like well the odds for Cincinnati tonight

it's like close 13 to 1 Reds loss Nick Lodolo Worst start of his entire career. I assume Just horrendous. But like I said, those losses are easier to take just because it's over. So immediately, you know that it's over. It's like, all right, just move on. There's a lot of cope. And I have friends who are compulsive gamblers. I dabble. So

I get it. I understand the gamblers cope, but, and I have clips. I'm going to play it a little bit. You just heard it right there where it's like oh man they they were winning and then the other team came back I should have won that I count that as a win it's like no no the team lost there's no multiverse scenario where the Utah Jansons of winning that game they did yeah tell that to your bookie oh they were gonna oh also he's so ill-informed in a lot of these things which is wild if you're gonna gamble as much as you do I guess he spent so ill-informed in a lot of these things, which is wild if you're going to gamble as much as you do I guess he spent so much time gambling doesn't really do the research

You just heard him say well that pitcher got crushed his worst start ever. I assume I don't know maybe he's done that before He's so he's so autistic that like so I'm I've done MMA and boxing for quite a while and We talk about UFC sometimes in the chat and we're like, oh, you know Maybe out of sign you might have the upper hand here and you're chat. And we're like, oh, you know, maybe Adesanya might have the upper hand here. And he'd be like, actually, and we're like, do you even watch? You've never even watched the UFC event, but he'll tell you no, because the number lines say this. So therefore, so he's looking at just pure numbers, ones and zeros, making all the wrong bets off of it. It's incredible. Yeah. Vaughn, that's a loss. All right. I'm going to have one play in the Sunday baseball card. I don't love this card. Just like yesterday. I did not love it. I don't love it today.

I will mention, I was looking first, I'm saying Philadelphia on the verge of a sweep over Washington and I believe they're playing the Atlanta Braves. Next is just huge divisional matchup obviously. So, Carl, if I may, if I may play a game here with your audience. Every time he overpronunciates a random word that doesn't need to be like, you know, made, made notice of in a sentence, just take note of it. Okay. Because it's all the fucking time. The other thing he never does is take a breath. He does not want any silence to be happening at any time. He's always on just by himself for 45, 50 minutes at a time. And it's just not stop, bop, bop, bop, bop.

And then tomorrow there's going to be another game. I don't really love that game, but I might take that game. But if I was going to take that game, then whatever I take is I would. It's like, dude, all right. Well, it's less pathetic that way. Is it? No. Thinking, OK, that looks not great for Philadelphia. It seems to be like that has to be a look

ahead spot, right? And they might overlook Washington, who's not a very good team. Washington. The other thing, because I noticed he was just doing that right now. I haven't watched this clip before, but when he's betting baseball, he likes to bet if they usually play three game series in baseball. So if one team has won the first two, he likes to bet the other team. It's like the Washington Generals approach to, ah, they're due! They keep losing, of course they're going to win this one. I actually was watching today's episode, they just did a few hours ago. Let's see what he's talking about.

Oh, he didn't win today? Yeah, of course he did. Of course he did, yeah. I looked it up And these are 40 you take Carl 47 minutes for each one. They average like 16 views. He's doing them every day It's incredible. It's it's When you say autistic I get it. That's the part that I understand I wouldn't give it up by now, but like alright, no one's watching. No one cares. It gives a shit

But he's doing it. He can't stop towad back with you off of a four and three night. Is that what it was? It was a winning night, mostly thanks to the two and own the NBA. A couple of easy wins in the NBA, the New York Toad turn your audio off. It's so fucking quiet. His audio sucks at this one. Nick's blowout win over the Orlando Magic and Sacramento Kings got a little bit dicey kind of towards the middle of the game, but they were able to turn it on again

and have a nice finish to that game and win the game against the Houston Rockets. So two and all my NBA, not doing too badly. What is not doing well is college basketball. I went two and three in college basketball, but I think I should have meant at least three and two, man. I mean, that, you and a- I love that right there, that mentality. All right, I went two and three in college basketball, but I think I should have meant at least three and two, man. I mean that you and I love that right there that mentality. All right, I went two and three in college. I should have gotten three and two because of course there was a weird game where weird things happened

and he predicted it right. Meanwhile college basketball, especially at this stage of the game, people get into college basketball around, I don't know, March. He's watching it in November and December. He doesn't it in November and December. He doesn't know who any of the players are. He doesn't even know who's coaching these teams. He's making these decisions. Like you said, I gamble on sports, but mainly football because I know who's playing. I know the matchups. I know why one team's favorite. I can usually predict what the line is going to be. This guy's just going, well, I was looking at it and this is a 15 ranked team versus a 25 ranked team, but a 25 ranked team is favored. And so I think what's happening is the better.

It's like, dude, you're overanalyzing the wrong parts of this. You know, you guys, I mean, you really got to understand. It's just betting to bet. It's money that he has. When you think of the word expendable income, it's this dude, his face is right next to it. He'll go to these games and sit like baseline front row at the Boston Celtics game. He's in he's in Boston and he'll buy two tickets. Every event he goes to he buys two tickets

and he's the only one that goes. What does he do for a living? Can you say? Does he super chat? I don't fucking know. Something with computers. But anytime we ask for help with like on the computer with tower gang he can't help us. What a guy. Watch this I picked up on this from today's episodes it's funny. Defense of coach so whatever and then why were my other college basketball plays I don't even remember I would have to go look but whatever the case was it was just like I don't know. That's incredible he's on his show recapping yesterday and he goes and what was the other game I bet I don't know I remember it's the only focus of his show

It's the seven games that he bet notes Well, it's funny you say that because um oh I see he works out Guys wait episode one of tower gang if you go back those fucking weights have not been moved same order There's a pile of dust out of them The dust is heavier than the weights at this point. Well, don't touch them. They're in a certain order, okay? Well, so he starts off this recent episode. He didn't have the internet at his house. He's bitching about that. All right sup guys my internet is down right now because they're doing internet work and I guess it's gonna be the same on Monday. So

Fuck Comcast I guess for taking away our service that we pay for. I don't know. No, it's gonna speed things up Yeah, okay. My internet's already fast. I don't know what you guys are doing But I'm just gonna get this video anyway from my phone 5g is my only internet. I'm gonna try to do this from memory Just remember what I was gonna talk about. Hopefully I can remember Everything I don't I'm not at my home base now I don't have my computer in front of me so I can't go through and see everything in screen share and whatever but Yeah, you can write it down though. We can write down some notes like you're the games. I'm gonna bet on here's why

No, it's just like the internet's down, but I can't fucking look at anything. They're doing internet work Jack hammers and helmets this this is the most interesting man in the world and you guys realize it's It's it. Do you know he ran for president of the Libertarian Party? No, I did not because I don't think he made it out of the ballot in my state. He made it? Oh, no, no, no, no, definitely not. I think the gay dude made it on the ballot. But he was running.

He debated the entire field of candidates with the tower gang jersey on and no shoes for like two hours. It was fucking incredible. Oh, well, that's worth checking out, I suppose. That'll be fun. Yeah, this guy is, he's something else, man. But also, like we talked about about he doesn't have the internet And so he has to use his phone. He can't use its computer. He doesn't have his notes

He's not sure if he's gonna know what to talk about It's like this video has 12 views Like you could have just skipped it. No one would have complained. You wouldn't have had to answer angry emails Or anything like that people would be like, how am I going to lose my money today? Well, here's an example of the betters cope. He's got it in spades. And that wound up not happening because the Utah Jazz had a big lead in the second half. They were up double digits in the second half and they blew the entire thing and then didn't

even cover and lost by six or eight or whatever it was. That was my one loss last night And that probably shouldn't have been a loss either Probably should have been a loss Stormy in the discord is this motherfucker will be gambling on the coin flip for kickoff comments He gambled on if there'd be a UFO invasion yesterday. This guy's a degenerate. That probably has pretty good odds though, right?

It did, yeah. I think he gambled that there might be. There might be. I heard that December 3rd that was going to happen. We were flying yesterday too, so I thought we might be in the battle. I was prepared. I had my joystick. I looked out the window the whole time.

Nice. If you want to hear more about that, that's Nephilim Death Squad, man. We do deep dives on retarded shit like that, but sweet. Yeah. One more clip from this episode just to show off how knowledgeable he is about what he's gambling on. I think Pyrron, Pyron, whatever his name is, I forget all these guys' names. I don't even remember which guy is which.

I have no idea. One of their backup quarterbacks And I think it was the one who I said wasn't gonna play because it was gonna ruin his redshirt status I think he did actually play he I think that he was the one who got in on that Rushing touchdown to which one of giving Georgia Tech the win So I mean I would never take advice from this guy doesn't know what the guys names are He predicted something was gonna happen. It didn't happen. He has no idea what's going on I swear to God if there was a similar show to this with a woman who just goes

I don't know. I like the Miami Dolphins colors. They're pretty so I'm taking them to cover the spread of that All right, it's just as good as anything that Tony's gonna tell me sounds like Sunday's at our house There is a similar show and so and there's a bunch of them. Women have figured this stuff out. They figured out the grip. They do this landscape mode. They walk, they put their tits out and they talk about betting odds. Who even knows if it's right, whatever. I mean hundreds of thousands of views.

Some have millions of subscribers. This guy- Lucy Typebox, stop talking about movies. I gotta start talking about betting sports. No, but those those catch out huh, you have to send me some links to that Well that boobs that tell me who to bet on Sunday Don't act like you don't want to know about it. All right This is what I was talking about Where he always needs to be talking and he catches himself with some filler words and has to address it.

This might be the autism coming out here. And that one. What else we got? I feel like I always say that. It's more of a time killer there. First play up. I'm going to play Furman even though it looks very square. Furman. He goes, what else we got? Sorry, I always say that. It's like, that's fine. You're

scrolling through the page. You can say what else we got. I feel like I always say that just to fill the time. It's like you could also just say nothing. It's not like people are watching and engage and like, hope we stop talking for a minute. I'm out. I'm out of here. The three people, the three people that are listening are there for the long run. They're there every day. Yeah. You're not going to lose them. Actually. Oh, that's, um, let me play this clip. This one's a funny one because you know, he's, he's on here doing his show.

He's 50 minutes in or 45 minutes into the episode and has a realization. Back this time. Nobody's even watching. We have zero viewers. Very sad. He literally looks over and he goes, there's zero viewers. Why am I going through all this? What are we doing right now? It's like, yeah, it's a great question, actually. There's an audience for this. And I'm not sure if the audience is the audience that wants to know about betting, but there's an audience for people looking at this and going, this is tragic.

He's on two hours of sleep, and instead of sleeping, he's gonna pound more coffee and do more better off dead. He does nothing that's good for him. It's just incredible. So it's just a spiral into the descent, this show. I love it. And you're the one who suggested he do this. Because you're a good friend.

Not only did I suggest it, I did the artwork for him. And I told him to continue. Does he have merch? Can I buy a better off dead t-shirt? You can. Tomlopsa.com. It's going to be all right. Write that down.

Write that down. We'll check that out. He also used to do YouTube shorts videos this one I found particularly funny some guys Disastrous own five day yesterday, which was Up with my NFL plays for today, and I'm adding one play in the NBA today Which is the Memphis Grizzlies plus nine and a half or plus nine or wherever it is now even though they are coming off a decent underdog win over the Orlando Magic and they're on a three-game win streak I believe the spot is worse for the Pacers

because the Pacers are coming out of an epic comeback and late rally to beat the Phoenix Suns and they have the Boston Celtics up next so I think they might overlook the Memphis Grizzlies in this spot, the jammerant-less Memphis Grizzlies. How do you do that? How do you go seamlessly from, I lost all five of my bets yesterday, to here's what I'm getting today, and here's why these are definitely, this time,

this time I know what I'm doing here, and this is gonna hit, I promise you. This is what I'm saying, do you see why he's my friend? Like, cause like, he can go from these low lows, and then just instantly swim and be like, you know what, fuck it, we're doing this now. It's like, all right, let's go, like cuz like he can go from these low lows and then just instantly swim Be like, you know what fuck it. We're doing this now. It's like, alright, let's go to let's go do some cool stuff You could tell the energy he gets in the excitement he gets from talking about the next bet I worked with a guy at ebombs world who lost his ass sports betting

But as soon as you said yeah, but the White Sox are playing again tomorrow. He's like, yeah, you're right Actually, who's on the mound for that? What's the pitching match? Holy shit. Here we go again Flashing Vic in your comments that he can't make eye contact with the camera. It's good observation that autistic But Maybe he's also looking at all of his copious notes. Oh, yeah, that's right. He doesn't take notes at all there's notes. Oh, yeah, that's right. He doesn't take notes at all. There's gambling websites that try to get you to sign up to take their advice and they'll give you like the picks, pay the money and they're like, we know who's going to win these

games. And there's a scheme to this. What they do is they send out free picks. So they'll send out email blasts 50% say the lions are going to cover the spread and 50% say the Lions are gonna cover the spread and 50% say the Lions are not gonna cover the spread and then they take the 50% of people they got right and they shoot them another one 50% of them from this then they take that 50% and you keep going until there's a whole group of people who have seen you get it right five times six times in a row and they're like holy shit these people do know what they're doing and they go on

the website and they sign up and they Give them money. We have a mutual friend who fell for this used to play drums in one of our beds and That's how you do this. He's doing the opposite. He's like I'm oh and five, but what do we got tonight? We got a lot of that show. So juicy matchups. I'm excited about How could you not love that I actually just sent you I have his a How could you not love that? I actually just sent you, I have his campaign to run in Alaska. I just put it in the folder if you want to. It's insane. The entire thing of this, the scope of this is crazy. All right. Let me look for that. While I'm doing that, let me play another video that

you sent me to watch. And what's great is Toploss just sent me all these videos just start from the beginning. It's like that's literally all you need to pick a spot pick any spot it's just losing some guys I guess I probably should have played the Philadelphia Phillies yesterday but we move on to today I'm gonna play one game and I'm yeah I don't know if I love this to to be honest. I will point out a couple of other things first. It's Texas is returning home from a road trip. We have a short major league baseball card today on Thursday with a couple of teams moving on to new series.

And most of the series today are continuing into their final game, but Minnesota, Texas and Boston Baltimore are both new series. And I think Washington Philly is too. Those series are beginning a new, Texas is the only team returning home from a road trip. I'm pretty sure they just beat my Red Sox last night, which was, that was just a horrific set of circumstances for the Red Sox.

The Red Sox should have won that game. They had held Texas to two runs in the first seven innings. It's also sad. Like everything's just doom and gloom. Yeah. Not surprised he's single. David asked if he has a lot of money to bet with. Okay. So he at one point had a bank account that was kind of like lost and frozen with $75,000 in it and wasn't worried.

Oh, shit. He's like, I'll get it back when I get it back. Like, excuse me? That's the kind of money we're talking about. I don't know what the fuck he does really. How much is he betting on these games? He doesn't really talk about what he's putting on these games. He never says numbers, but sometimes like he'll show up like if it's a Wednesday and he's he took a beating, he'll be like noticeably looking sick and like, oh, he lost like probably like probably you know a couple thousand with sports gambling it doesn't decrease over time you're not like I'm just gonna bet ten bucks on these games fun is fun so all right here's um do you want to set

this up at all this video you just popped into the folder as toad is running for the presidential nomination he's running on again no platform he said I have no website I don't want any money but he is running for the presidential nomination, he's running on again no platform. He said I have no website I don't want any money, but he's looking for the nomination. He's making his plea to Yes a true libertarian He's making his plea to the different states on why they should because like the way the libertarians do it It's kind of like delegates and stuff like that. So this is to Alaska I believe and he's gonna just tell them why they should pick him to Alaska I believe and he's gonna just tell them why they should pick him.

Self-LP Alaska. I didn't know there was an LP Alaska. Many were convinced that Alaska exists. I don't even know what it is or where it is. Ever since the Aleppo moment all of the libertarians are just actually they don't know about places on the map. I'm Toad. I'm running for president. Obviously you know who I am. I'm from the towering podcast, the most offensive podcast on earth and I'm running the most offensive campaign on earth. So this campaign, we're talking about me and the bad guys until they cry. We're going to meet them until they cry all day online on social media. You said there was no platform. That's a pretty good platform. We're going to meme the bad guys. I vote for that.

That's our slogan. On Twitter, we're going to throw governors in Gitmo, governors to Gitmo, all the governors that implemented the COVID lockdowns, the worst violation, the worst violation of liberty. All right, he's two for two with me so far. Now, if we're going to start photoshopping bikinis on some of these politicians. Let's see what's next. In our lives, throw them on Guantanamo Bay.

Unironically, they deserve to be held accountable. We're gonna free all the January Sixers. They did nothing wrong. And in fact, they are patriots and they were expressing their displeasure with the COVID lockdowns and with what the federal government is doing. They walked into a public building, free them all, why those guys? I just I still can't I mean, I talk to them all the time. I still can't understand you exaggerate the wrong words in a sentence. Like if you want to make a sentence hit, you'll exaggerate the big one. And he's just kind of like two thirds of the way through you exaggerated that and now everyone's confused

but you made a statement. That's true. It's a style. What I find fascinating is going back to the top of the show, you know, because I dabbled in some of his clips earlier getting the gist of things. I didn't know about this. But I think about the costumes that this guy was wearing You know, because I dabbled in some of his clips earlier, getting the gist of things. I didn't know about this.

I didn't at all. But I think about the costumes that this guy was wearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he seemed so un-fucking-fun in every way. How is that possible? Chris, do you understand how it's all coming together now with this one guy? Yeah, I can see why he's fascinating.

It's fascinating. He's a case study. If I could keep him in my house in an aquarium, I would as a matter of fact, tell this story. Another loss. He came to my house for the event that we did Bohemian Grove. And he's staying in a small like I had a small room. So I was like, stay in here. And he's like, gotta get my steps in. So I was like, All right, I have a 3600 square foot house. So go downstairs,

walk, fucking get your steps in. Yep. I leave I go to sleep. In the middle of the night I hear like just like like in a search. So like what the fuck's going on? So I go downstairs. No one's out. He's in this tiny room with it just as a Murphy bed pulled down and he's walking like a U shape around the Murphy bed to get his steps in. And I'm like, go downstairs and like go outside. I have ten acres here He's like nah, I don't like the way that floor feels and I just said alright to it and I went to bed I was like this I just I

Don't know who I don't know what's wrong with this guy It's one of these guys where you're like, oh, this is a bit and then you get to know them and you go Oh, this isn't a bit Never a bit I thought okay Hated him we hate And it was never a bit. I thought, okay, that was it. We hated him. We hated him for a long time on the show. And then we met him. Like he stood, like, you know, we'll do events or live things like that. And we'll stay in the same hotel. And you're like, this guy is, like, he's about it. This retarded, this retarded self that you see, it's

really him. Every bit of it. As a matter of fact, it's even dialed back. You don't understand the level of autistic until you're in person with it. It's really him. Every bit of it. As a matter of fact, it's even dialed back. You don't understand the level of autistic until you're in person with it. It's incredible. Do you want to talk about you sent me his channel. Do you want to talk about the channel at all? Do we have that? Maybe just one more thing in the in the notes at the bottom. He has I wrote covers.

Yeah, YouTube videos. Do you want to get to that? We can do that. I mean, might as well explain the lost trucker Andy brother All right, so he also has another talent guys The last the last one there the very one at the bottom. I think that one is my favorite that he's ever done No, we've talked about ukuleles on this show.

Chris and I was gonna go there. I wasn't ready. We've talked about ukuleles. And I think the ukulele is a symbol that you're a kid fucker. It seems to me like everyone who plays a ukulele is trying to attract children in a very awkward manner. Without having to learn an actual instrument.

Right. I will say Toad is famous for skipping the pussy. He's a virgin. He's had opportunity. Has never done it. Yes. This is what I'm saying. Do you see how many layers?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is he? 40s? Jesus Christ. Yeah. This is horrible. Although this is the guy you want running the country, right? He doesn't even give a shit about pussy. Like, oh, he's giving pussy. No distractions. Yeah, he's gonna be busy with policy then. That's good. Put that man's face in

a dollar bill. All right, so check this out. This un-ironically fucks. Something takes a part of me Something lost and never seen Every time I start to believe Something's raped and taken from me, from me I just always gotta be messing with me You wanna see the light? Can the chillin' let me be free? So do I, can I take away all this pain? You wanna see the light I try to every night I'll invade, invade Sometimes I cannot take this place Sometimes it's my life I can't taste

Sometimes I cannot feel my face You'll never see me fall from grace something takes a part of me you and I were meant to be a cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes Why are the lights changing? What is he looking at on his monitor? Because the lights changing on him as it's going? It's all very distracting He seems to take his music seriously though Am I correct on that?

I forgot how long the intro was But he does the fucking scat You know the scat part of the song He it's just incredible. Okay After the first chorus Oh Temples garbage but garbage, but it's part of a rhythm section. So I know it's bothering him. This is the one that I was checking out and I thought it was pretty decent because it's not just doing the easy chords on here. It's actually LA face with the

Oakland Booty. Oh, this one's good too. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't Oh, this one's good too. I'm stuffed deep in the jean she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh babe I wanna get with ya And take your pretty picture My homeboys tried to warn me But the butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, rump, oh smooth skin

That might be better than the original version Ah, it's a close second if not It's pretty good, yeah So I enjoyed that That might be better than the original version. Oh, it's a close second. It's pretty good. Yeah I enjoyed that I could picture walking down the aisle to that They'll have to be your next wedding unfortunately wedding. Yes. Oh What a fancy for showing people well yeah, I mean top lobster for introducing us more to toad because I've only really seen him on tower gang and

You know the punching bag. I didn on Tower Gang and you know as a punching bag I didn't realize he was so complex as a character. Pretty wild actually. He's really grown on me. Anything else you want to talk about with Toad before we move on? No I think I did him justice here because he it's one of those things right where you look at him you're like fuck this guy right away. But then you start to see more and you're like, I love I'm trying to get him on a what's that show? With the Down syndrome not the downs though autistic people on Netflix where they're dating they're doing blind dates. Yeah. Yeah He's the perfect candidate. Oh, yeah, we're like Pushing for him to get on there would be incredible. That would be awesome. I'd watch. All right

well Because he was playing the ukulele him to get on there would be incredible. That would be awesome. I'd watch. All right. Well, because he was playing the ukulele, this works out perfectly. There's a song that has really caught on fire on who are these podcasts. And we've had multiple versions of it made. Now the great Seamoose is coming in with bloody ass the the ukulele version of Bloody Ass. That was lovely sounds like he's worried about waking up his roommate though He was singing that but it was very good. Thank you serenading a kid in the back of a van. Yes I met the great Seamus. We've hung out together I'd like to think that's not what he's up to but I don't know played ukulele

Twice about it Great Seamless we've hung out together. I'd like to think that's not what he's up to but I don't know playing ukulele All right, we got to talk about this happened a week ago That Opie had a guest on his show Yeah, I'm the morning stream too before the sun's even up. He has a guest on the show Who is it doesn't happen very often street sweeper Top lops you familiar with the Opie from Opie and Anthony? Oh, yeah, I know he is. Yeah, so he starts off his show And he's he's one of these weirdos like your buddy Toad who continues to stream every day even though nobody's watching him It's it's weird like it's one thing if you're building it on it's cuz he'll get 60 people maybe watching him at a time but he used to talk to millions.

Really 60? Yeah, yeah it's where he'll even go through and acknowledge everyone and say hi to them. He's got the time. He's got nothing else to talk about so it works out. Now this episode started off with just the most annoying singing. with just the most annoying singing. A-da-da-da-da, a-da-da-da-da, a-da-da-da-da, a-da-da-da-da, baby I'm howlin' for you. Would you ever want to be around a person like this? No. That's how his show starts.

It's also, like, retarded, right? Like, I mean, this guy comes from a professional background, so you put a ring light right in, and then your backdrop is is glass. Yeah. Well, he wants to show off his view so badly. He doesn't care that it looks and sounds like shit. All that matters that he's showing off that he's got a nicer apartment than you do in Manhattan. Why? Let's find out who the guest is gonna be on his show. Get your questions in now, the description says.

Well, yeah, we're gonna have Jackie the Jokeman on in a few minutes here from the old Howard Stern Show. And you know, Jackie's way more than the Howard Stern Show. I'm way more than the Opie and Anthony Show. There's so much more to us than one lousy, no, it's not lousy one one huge radio show. He caught himself there You're bringing on Jackie from ours. I would lousy show you were on I would argue that Opie is not more than Opie and Anthony and Jackie is not more than the Howard Stern show Jackie's done very little since then that has taken anyone take a note on and

Who else could Opie be like? What would you say about who Johnny Carson is or David Letterman or Larry King like from their shows? That's what they're most known for yeah, and they're okay with it. Of course. They're okay with it's normal to be successful And be like yeah, I'm known for the open Anthony of course of course. That's what you're known for Way more than that man. Oh, he's another guy Of course that's what you're known for way more than that man. Oh, he's another guy Top loss. I'm glad that you pick up on the way people talk and where they articulate words and emphasize words It's open another guy that once you I'm pretty sure that he is doing an impression of Opie now

Yeah, he's doing an over-the-top impression of what other people who goofy on Opie would do To take that away from us or cuz he just can't figure out what he's doing an over the top impression of what other people who are goofy on OPI would do To take that away from us or because he just can't figure out what he's doing I think it's when he's lying that he really uh, yeah does that thing All right. So he's talking to the chat. Of course. He fills up most of the time on this episode Talking isn't it funny? It's funny to be alive in this time period where you're seeing people's mental decline, but it's all recorded and then time-capsuled Yeah, you just watch it purpose They're putting it out there a purpose. It's not like like ah damn it you were filming me that whole time fuck If we're gonna think I'm a lunatic

No, you're the one who turned on play or record you paid you paid quite a bit of money to film yourself actually so This is where he's saying hello to everybody and then gets into some spicy political talk. Georgie, how are you? Hi, Andy. How are you? What's up, Gail? Good morning from XM 202 Afro.

What's up, brother? Or are you a sister? Are you a brother or are you a sister? I think we're allowed to ask that now that Trump is president again. We're allowed to ask, are you a brother? Are you a sister? Only the best guess for you, what's up, no bueno. So now that Trump is the president, we're allowed to ask people what their gender is.

Did you know that? Yeah, I wasn't sure. Is that like a black thing? Brother, sister, or is he talking about gender? I think he was talking about gender, but that's a good question too. I'm not sure what any of that means. What color are you? Thanks for chatting with me, but before we go any further, what's your race? Another question.

Is it the morning there? Cause this person is saying good morning and it's dark. Yes. It is before the sun has come up. This guy gets up at 5 AM and starts doing this shit. Toad too. Those, those are up like early morning. It's insane. It's not natural. Well we're gonna find out why he has to get up so early to do this. So that'll be at the end of this presentation. So the ring light doesn't conflict with us on there.

And he's got a guest this early in the morning? Yes. In fact, when Jackie comes on, Opie's like, ah sorry it so early I knew we could have done this in a different time and Jackie's because Jackie's complaining immediately Jackie never wanted to get up early No, it's our joy always bitched about that. I think that was part of his contract negotiations All right, so Opie's got the hottest takes on the holidays and He's talking about this right before Thanksgiving so he's talking about this right before Thanksgiving. So he's talking about how Thanksgiving works and Christmas of course too. Let's spend the next two days cooking for

Thanksgiving and then the meal lasts what a half hour two days of prep half hour meal and then that's it for Thanksgiving and then we're looking looking Christmas square in the face oh hi Christmas how have you been yuck it's real Ebenezer Scrooge huh yuck is right that's my reaction to him what's opi's personality it's like other people it's the only thing he knows how to do oh Christmas yuck you're like oh okay you have kids what are you talking about what are you so angry about also every day is a fucking holiday for him it's sad like the years of broadcasting and that's this is the level of banter that you're bringing for holidays and events yeah he's got this crazy thing

where he doesn't like Christmas get it it guys? Because most people do. It's creeping up on us. Edgelord. He really is. Yeah. You spend two days cooking. Oh, he doesn't spend any time cooking for Thanksgiving. He doesn't. Who does two days? Now, there's a bit that he does. It's a recurring bit, where he goes, who the man who the man who the man who the man and he

has to tell you who the man of the day is in the news or whatever is going on in pop culture and So someone in the free chat springs this on him and he is not ready for it No, I mean no one no one actually enjoys it. Oh Richie Rich. I'm scared for this Who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man who'd a man Who? man, this is Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman, Hootaman. This is, tell us, this is wild. This is a guy who's out the radio for decades. And this is what he thinks broadcasting is.

Hootaman today. Oh my God, I'm unprepared for this. I don't even know who's in the news. We were running around all day yesterday just prepping and getting ready to get out of the city. So I didn't even, I didn't even turn on the TV. I didn't even turn on the TV. Why does he talk like that? I don't know, but watching him do this is twice as painful as just listening to. Yeah. When we first started, he's a radio guy. Yeah. When we've, when he's podcast first came out We didn't get to witness this we just heard it. Yeah, and it hits you differently When you watch a lunatic rather just listen to a lunatic right and you also see how completely unprepared he is for anything

He's not centered in the screen. No his head his head could cover that ring Space there also you could put the ring light off center and look the other way There's so many ways to not do what he's doing. It's a boomer thing like to have a very high camera angle Yeah, you'll see that on Facebook a lot. So he's doing that. Yeah, but he should know the headroom thing. He's watched television before right? Or even like you're pulling up these comments constantly seem like it's part of your show and you know that the comments are gonna go right over your face covering his mouth as he's reading the comments so there's a guy in the chat named no bueno and Opie isn't sure if no bueno is a hater or part of the pod squad and so he's very cautious and what he brings

up no Buenos chats Don't anyone don't don't what's that if anyone could reach Opie you go to your settings you go to General and then it says pull audio up when you pull up the comments So the comments will come up and then I mean your video will just slide up and come back down. Thank you Opie I mean you're welcome Opie He won't do it. You know, if he knew how to do it. he wouldn't do it. That's the thing too. It's like, oh man I'm just doing a stupid thing. I don't care Just doing it my little stream for the pod squad

So don't don't mind me if I if I got it like, you know a thin trigger finger, okay uh, you know, uh, uh, uh, a thin trigger, uh, finger. Okay. Uh, cause sometimes you don't know, you don't know who's joking and who's hating. Okay. Very revealing what he just said. Yes. So it's an itchy trigger finger thin skinned. Opie is thin skinned. And he just proved that. Cause that was the first thing he thought of. He's just like, no boy, don't you hate me? Should I block you? It's like, no, man, I like you.

He's like, OK, but I got a thin and he didn't know where to go with that. That was my translation of that. I just thought it was funny that he knows he's a little bitch. So thankfully, Jackie comes up, Jackie comes on the show and does what Jackie does best, laugh at his own jokes. Oh, I just want to say recently about two weeks ago, I went to a golden bachelor party. I'm old. I'm old too, Jackie.

Am I? I thought you meant you all peed on each other. No, no, no, no. peed on each other. Get that old low hanging fruit drop that Andy made for us all those years ago. Wow. Yeah, we got it. That's what the other thing that golden can mean. Jackie Jackie still in Long Island or is he I think so. Yeah. Okay.

I think so. Yeah, because he's got a gig. He promotes a gig that he had coming up and it was in New Jersey or something Yeah, he's the same time zone. Okay, he's in that area. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He had to get up super early for this bullshit All right, the Sun is the Sun is rising actually do yeah starting to light up a little bit Now there's a question asked to Jackie that has been asked many times and hope he acts like he doesn't want to ask it But he's the one who brought it up on the chat. This is the thing. Whenever he brings up the thing, it's just like, why does Anthony say this? I was like, I don't know why he's doing

that. You know, blah, blah, blah. It's like, he was the one who chose to react to this dummy. You don't have to look at any of that. We had Iraq on recently and he was explaining this. So he brings up the question that's asked of Jackie all the time. Did you laugh louder at the jokes that you wrote that Howard said to pump them up and help me just like, Oh man, I don't know. These people always ask these questions, but the way he handles this is crazy. Um, Georgia, you know, Georgia Jessel, this is the stuff you get over and over again, but you know what?

Why not? Jackie always denied only laughing or very loudly at the jokes he wrote for Howard, but it seems like he would as some way to claim credit or as a signature. All right. Can I start? I do you want to answer that? You want me to answer it? How the fuck would Opie answer that? Hey, Jackie, when you were on the Howard Stern show, this specific thing would happen that we noticed. What did we notice that for real? Are we wrong about That oh, he's like I got this one

You were never in the studio at the Howard Stern show opi famously, it's odd that Oh, I'm sorry. Did you I thought I was answering that do you want to Get a call bullshit on that or me All right, so then on that or me? All right. So then, um, Opie's cracking himself up here. Well, he's talking about, you know, Jackie would write these jokes and then he'd laugh. And so Opie you'll notice does the same thing where he laughs at his own stuff. And he finally explains why that is. Cause we've wondered about this quite a bit.

Yeah, but sometimes, you know, you do crack yourself up. There are things I say on this dumb live stream. I know it felt flat, but I found it really stupid or ridiculous. Yeah, so I'll laugh hard and it's not like because I'm trying to convince the audience that it's funny. It's funny to me because of how insanely stupid it was. Isn't that interesting? OP goes, I've done that half of myself

when I'm being really, really dumb. He doesn't bring an example like how he's clever and surprises himself with something or a quick quip comes to his head. It's like, yeah, I've done that for myself and I realize it's the stupidest thing possible. It kind of explains the entire show format now now that he said that.

I can relate. I've never said anything funny in my life, so I get it, I get it. Do you ever do a show by yourself that cracks you up? No, I got kids. I got shit to do, I can't. Cause that's what Opie is doing, which is insane. And he managed to interrupt his guest four times

with that idiocy. Yeah, yeah, he's trying to cover for Jackie here and Jackie's not ashamed of anything No I mean Jackie goes through a whole explanation of how much he laughed in the studio and why he left in the studio and he Was trying to pump up everyone and make the show sound fun and funny and we get it Jackie laughs on my board I have Jackie's laugh four different versions of it on my board. Everyone loves the Jackie. Yeah, right? There's nothing wrong with that So now Opie is not interrupting his guests. He actually asked a question,

which is what you're supposed to do when you bring a guest on your show. But this couldn't be a worse question. And watch how Jackie is stumped. You know, he wasn't about to stump the joke man. Watch how Jackie is stumped by this one. You know, we were both on huge radio shows. What are the three things you're asked every single day?

Every single day because you were on the Howard Stern Show? Um... The... Oh boy. What are the three things you're asked every day? Every single day. Every single day because you were on the Howard Stern Show. The last time Jack is on the Howard Stern show the Twin Towers were still upright This is going back a very long time do you think he's still getting three questions every day for people mr. Barley mr.

Thomas is out there no further questions out here. You paparazzi. It's, I mean, it's cute to think that people like he's, he thinks people still listen to Howard Stern or that form of radio. It's all the presidential election was decided by a podcast like we're well past this. Well, and there are huge fans of the Howard Stern show and they definitely people still appreciate it. But Jack even says, he's trying to think of something, he goes, no, mostly I just see people saying like, hey, loved you on the show,

appreciate all the laughs over the years. You're not gonna have like a specific question about, okay, when Benji Brock came in the studio that one time, and you said to him, like, it's just not. Wasn't that cool? Yeah, what are they gonna ask? This guy is so stupid. But that's, and Opie has to make it extra difficult. You said to him like it's just not wasn't that cool This guy is so stupid, but that's you know an Opie has to make it extra difficult three things yeah, right Rather just be like I know people ask if you laugh to your own jokes harder than other jokes other other things people

Bring up to you or you get questions a lot on Yeah, why is Opie asking that like when he walks out his door is that what's what's happening to him? He is implying that Opie named three cool things about Anthony. Oh Well speaking of that Opie doesn't talk to the guys anymore from the show he's got a reason for that Do you talk to anybody from the old days from the show? Just Billy. Yeah, and I don't really talk to many of the guys from the old show either. I feel like, I don't know, I feel like we just did it and it was more of a working relationship with a lot of the guys.

So it wasn't like something else gonna Go past the actual radio show for me. Yeah for you, right? And again, there's countless examples of the other staff from the opi and anthony show doing things together Yeah doing podcasts and other shows and things and opi's just like that was a working relationship I want nothing to do with those assholes like well Actually, they're the ones that decided in In some ways they decided they didn't want you in their lives anymore. Yeah, and haven't we all met up with Coworkers from the past yeah, like reunions with her shit. Yeah But in Opi had to make it clear. So Jackie is still in touch with Billy, which is cool

Yeah, that goes way back and he does bring up Gorilla also as a guy that he talks to but you know, he's not friends with Fred or Gary or Howard and the way he left sure There was some bad blood there for a while They did bring him back to do Jackie's joke hunt on serious, but he wasn't in the studio with those guys or anything like that He was doing a show on the channel So I feel like Opie's interview style has actually finally stumped the joke man If you cannot answer these questions, he's just like what are we talking about? So Opie has to talk more about why he's not friends with the guys from the show anymore

It's like when I was on top of my game, I had more friends than I could literally count and then when What's after 80s Humble brag here takes the nosedive like it did for me I still enjoy the hell out of what I do, but it's nothing like I used to do right you really Realize who your real friends are so in Opie's mind. They're all users man Is what he's saying right there. I happen to know two people who have tried to remain Maintain their friendship with Opie both Eric Nagel and Dr. Steve and

it's impossible. It's just impossible to be friends with just like Senator John he's a difficult guy. You just can't there's just no winning with this asshole. Yeah a little flash of honesty with the nose dive thing. Yeah yeah he knows. He knows things aren't going as well as he's doing. He's doing a $5 super chat. It's shocking that he he couldn't retain any viewership. He's like 60 people. That's like that's stunning. Almost it's almost impossible to do. Yeah. I pointed this out. So when he started his podcast in 2018, he was like eight months removed from SiriusXM. And so there's all this buildup.

He's launching OP Radio and it came in at number two on Apple podcast chart. That was back when it was iTunes and that's what people looked at as far as podcast charts. And he lost it all. He had hundreds of thousands of listeners listening to his show when he launched the OP Radio podcast. And I think it's harder to lose

250,000 listeners than to get to 250,000 listeners, honestly Well, yeah, cuz once you're subscribed to it, you're just Subscribed to it, right? Yeah, you have to like physically be like, oh, this is not for me and I'm not giving you money I'm out of here I wonder if anyone ever Took him aside and said what the fuck are you doing? Like is anybody ever like befriended him in that way where? Doggie you look stupid. Well, it's interesting cuz he signed with Westwood one I believe was the podcast network that he signed with yeah that had a lot of celebrities and

All of them maintained their relationship with Westwood One well beyond the first year. Opie did not. So I imagine there was a conversation or two with some executives who were like, Opie, he's walking around in the city and talking to strangers. You're sitting in a bar with your zoom recorder. Like we got you a studio. I use the studio, bringing guests and stuff. And I was like like no, I don't do that man Yeah, he didn't get himself the gig on that guy fiat. He thinks someone did that for him. Correct. Well, Carl Ruiz. Oh, he's right Yeah, and he squandered that he can't do anything. Um, you know what? It's funny. You bring that up. I Forgot about that

So remember that Guy Fieri show where it was like grocery store games or something like that? It was called. And so Opie's friend, Carl Ruiz, was really good friends with Guy. They're both chefs. And he would go on the show

and be a part of it from time to time. So he decides to bring his buddy Opie on the show. I remember that. And Opie's got, I forget what his role was, but he had a couple of things where he spoke to the contestants or something. And I'll never forget because we're watching it. Much of the producers should grin. I'll never forget because we're watching it and he's holding his Zoom recorder on TV. Right. He thought he would need that.

Like it's his blankie or his binky or something like I need my zoom recorder So I'm doing my show is my content machine I'm looking at his YouTube right now, and I thought you guys were like kind of being you know me just exaggerating 147,000 subscribers what the numbers he's doing here are statistically impossible like 76 views on a video nine hours ago toad has a hundred and something subscribers and he's doing 16 views so like that ratio is much better that checks out this is it's shocking isn't it it's shocking I feel like wax almost fell down when I saw no you're the fun

thing with Opie's oh you don't to exaggerate how far he's fallen. It's very obvious. If he fell out that window backwards right now, he wouldn't fall further than he has his career. The faster money and data move, the further your business can go to a seamless digital future for Canadians. Let's go faster forward together. In Life, Interact. McPops from McCafe are a new sweet treat available in three delicious flavors.

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went off the deep end and got too weird for me. And I know they have podcasts where they spend the whole podcast talking about him, how weird he is. And I, and I, you know, I just say, I wash my hands of that. Now I guess that makes me guilty, just like the other people, but. No, no. Jackie turned into a Chinese man when he's talking about Sudheri John. I'm not a expert on posture and body language,

but he's like shutting his eyes so hard as to be like, don't let that into my world, don't let that into my life. I can't have Suduttery John in my life Fun fact top lobster Jackie Martling Notoriously goes on anyone's podcast who asks him for the most part. He's been on this channel multiple times on shows that I don't host I Reached out to him to come on our like episode 500 or something like that

And I even gave the caveat of like yeah, we do talk about stuttering John. We're not gonna bring up John you know it's we're gonna do this or this or whatever and He took a day or two and he wrote me back and very cordially declined Yeah, he's so he does not want any stuttering John stank on him at all He's so concerned about it. It looks like he has some on him him at all. He's so concerned about it. It looks like he has some on him. You guys popped my Stuttering John cherry at the event, the live event. Never seen the guy. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we did Largo, Toplopsa was with us along with Revenge of the Sith. And those guys are one of the first

pair of people who were studying Stuttering John post the Tonight Show and what he was up to. And so we go way back talking about John. In fact, those guys got a DM from John's attorney that was using John's Twitter account with a cease and desist. The fake cease and desist. Yes. One of the first. Amazing. Never mind that this is Stuttering John M. This is John's attorney squire Open I'll tell you why once again. No, no, no, no, we're brothers brother. We're brothers. I'll tell you something. So

For years, there's a whole community that they just their whole thing is they live-stream and make fun of stuttering John I think it's called the dabble verse or something. Yeah, I think it's called the dabble verse or something like that It's in the super chat. They're looking at the night like you don't know obvious act like he doesn't know he's you know Recently talking about doesn't know Carl is Carl is know what the devil versus or something like that Okay, they just literally make fun of them And in the early days of this thing being developed, I fully did not understand that. And I was actually a defender, a defending, excuse me, stuttering John. I posted something that was flattering to stuttering John,

but he perceived it to be some, some, you know, uh, uh, I was making fun of them. So we, I don't even want to talk about this What you said what we've said already is gonna be three weeks fodder I'm thinking like maybe ten minutes we do on this right weeks on it But I don't know if I could stretch it out that much If you compile all the shows together take a lot of work for sure what Oh he's talking about here I'll never forget because John was just like and now Opie betrayed me

He put out that tweet and John was like all pissed off at Opie and literally Opie just tweeted a link to a video It wasn't anything negative about John or anything like that. So Opie's talking about how like yeah, he's fucking crazy Which I you know I just washed my hands, because I liked Shully and I went on with him a bunch of times and went on and I went on a bunch of different podcasts. Sure.

And I think I've become all part of that network and I would go on and I'd talk about the show and then, you know, innocently answer any question. Yeah. But then they could take anything they want want and I said, you know what? I'm staying away from that. It's that simple. Fair enough But I just agreed didn't go off the deep end because I was like the holy crap, dude I was I was defending you and then he blocked me and trashed me like, you know now I kind of get it

All right, we can move on trust me. We can move on. I do like that. Opie has come around He's just like I get why everyone hates Suttery job He's a real asshole. All right. We got something in common there Opie You see what this chatter says again He just brings up random free chats on his show and so Rab on here says Opie You must have a room you can set up like a studio send me your details and I'll do the construction work. There's other people watching this like you and I, top lobster going, why are you doing this? This could be so much better.

It looks and sounds terrible, Opie. And he just puts it up there. He's an idiot. So you just heard Jackie go, I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna talk about Stuttering John. Let's not talk about it. We're gonna get clipped. People are gonna be talking about us talking about it.

So Opie has a brilliant segue out of this. We went a half hour without you telling one joke, Jackie. What's wrong with us? Good stuff, OP. When could get a word in? Dance monkey, dance. Good guy. All right.

Now OP has to wrap things up prematurely on here and we're going gonna find out why. You know, so who knows, you know. Ah, there was plenty for everybody, let's be honest, but whatever. Hey Jackie, I actually gotta get the kids up. I know we gotta cut it short, but you know what, know what that means?

We'll just do another one sooner than later to continue this. This Saturday? All right, right, sorry, the big plug, yes. The big plug. Jackie's just like, I haven't had my plugs yet, asshole. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry doing? She doesn't have a job. She can't get the kids ready for school I haven't heard him mention the kids, you know, especially not getting them up

He's in that I'm doing this all the time. He never brings that up. He gets up so early. Mm-hmm That he does a podcast for 45 minutes and then that's to stop to get the kids up. I I like to think that he doesn't look at the time He he just notices that it's it's bright out and he's like, well, that's my indicator. Yes, right. That light has shown I have to stop this podcast. He's probably yelled at before on the one time that he has an actual guest. I know! There's actually something happening!

And Jackie's engaged, they're having this conversation, and he just like puts it to an end. But don't worry. There's a there's one more joke on here. Leave us leave us with a quick joke and then I'm going to hit and stream. So the guy comes back from the dock and says to his wife, I guess was it terrible news. He says the doctor told me if if he ended the stream, like mid right as he started the joke would have been the best that's what opi's known for remember he had reese witherspoon call in oh yeah just hung up on her

immediately like he used to do shit like that opi and anthony but not so much anymore you're right that would have been funny the guy comes back from the dock and he says to his wife i got some terrible news he says the doctor told me, I only got 14 orgasms left. She says, what are you talking about? The doctor said, I have totally burnt myself out sexually, that I'm really just about done. And all I got left for the entire rest of my life

is 14 orgasms. And she says, holy crap, that's terrible. We better make a list of when you're gonna use them them. He says I already did you ain't on it No, he's not a big laugh I was wondering back to the last clip if he was trying to cut this short because Opie genuinely does not feel comfortable talking to another human being maybe It's not a flop. It's definitely not natural the way that Opie converses with people.

He's not used to it. I know. And I feel like he thought this was going to go differently. I thought they were going to commiserate about maybe John or the Davelverse. And Jackie's like, nope. No, no, no. Yeah, that got shut down very quickly.

Even the way he did it, it's like rookie shit. Like when I'm in an interview and I'm like, this is not going well. I go Carl I really want to respect your time. So As we bring it in for a landing he's just like I gotta go I think my kids are something like this is This is Bushley bullshit I respect your time more than you Take a hear the dinner bell. It's 6 a.m. Yeah, whatever. I got a we gotta get out of here some Well speaking of time. I do want to talk about scorch. Do you have a minute to hang out?

Do you have to jump off top officer? I got another ten. Okay. This is gonna be a short segment because Our boys scorch. Oh, you know what? I probably have a fun little drop to start things off or at least I used to. I don't know if I still have it on the board anymore. Make one up off the top of your head. I think I have it. Some are honest under range stories that are very straight. Weird news. Of course, Scorch, famous for PFG, pretty fucking great.

Television has been doing a show from a bar since he lost his radio gig. And that's been just a disaster in every possible way, these shows he's doing. But good news, guys. He's got a brand new bar he's at and a brand new female co-host always a different female co-host every time brand new like a newborn no no no definitely not every time I check in on him before you play it let me ask you do you ever fear that this is gonna be you like in five years cuz I'm looking at these people and it's just it makes it makes me feel dead inside

I feel so horrible You guys on your high horse here you patreon is doing great. I mean your viewership is awesome. You're doing live events I'm just like that could go away Well, I like to think I have more self-awareness and all the people that we talk about but yeah, of course this could happen to To all of us the other thing too top lops says that Once I'm doing a show that says piss poor as opi or scorch or stuttering John. I stopped doing it I get the fuck off the internet. Yeah, you're not like live from the bug jar But you won't tell us you've been to our live show and Largo you you were part of it. You tell me, do you think I'm on my way

to something like this? Well, well, well. Welcome to another round of Scorch's PMP. Look at this. We have like. Wait, what's happening? We're in a different house. We've gone someplace different. This is great.

Hey, you know what? Starting today, we are live at the Brickhouse Pub and Grub in lovely Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Who are you with guys? I'm with Mark. Now Mark, Mark, like maybe three or four, probably even more than that. Maybe like a month and a half ago Mark said to me,

you know what? I love the show. Have you ever thought about doing it at the brick house? We'd love to have you at the brick house and all of a sudden poof. We are here and it's just All of a sudden poop we're here translation the last place you're at told us to get the fuck out Because you don't have me like why else would have like and you know, it was a month and a half ago now poof We are here. Oh, you know, it was a month and a half ago now poof we are here Oh, you know other choices Is what you're telling us. Yeah, so I'm realizing now they do have mics clipped to their clothes The way that it sounds though I thought they were both talking into that microphone in the middle of the table

It would sound better if they just it looks like they're recording with the their phone It would just sound better if they just spoke right into the phone because these microphones suck And this is the best it's ever sounded by the way, too their phone it would just sound better if they just spoke right into the phone because these microphones suck and This is the best it's ever sounded by the way, too. It's been way worse than this in the past So they bring on they have the owner of the place who's there to start the show off and they're just like sitting at a high top At least before It was like he had a desk in front of them and there was a couch for guests to come out and stuff It's just kind of it's getting worse and worse He gave it up for the brick house pub and grub everything with him is just like

Here We have a quite the show today to today is what I call this one the the Things we do at home. Thank you Mike the gross things we do when we are alone Episode not the gross things you do at home fucking memorize that you know look at this phone. What's the topic today? We got a great show for today What's it called? He's big-time in the producer trying to help his ass. I know right? Yeah, he was just trying to fucking actually be prepared with something so they start off the show with doing an opening shot They do this every episode they all do shot of hard liquor the place to go

opening shot Mike snow everybody Hardly a place to go opening shot Mike snow everybody As soon as somebody just walks over there, it's like hey, it's Mike snow who Okay, I'm gonna ask who is Mike snow so Mike snow is the audio engineer He should be ashamed of himself. Yes who comes he's also squorch's roommate, fun fact. Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh boy. He's not qualified to be either. And so he has to come to a shot with them. So he abandons his board.

And then they're like having technical issues. He has to run back. He's a pro. I just snuck in behind everyone. I didn't notice you. I'm like the small ninja of the group. Mark, grab a microphone. Mike grab a microphone.

And Mark grab a microphone. It's been a long night. When you start drinking, you're like, grab a microphone. Mark, grab a microphone. And Mark, grab a microphone. It's going to be a long night. When you start drinking a two and smoking a ten, it's bad. You can't drink all day, but it's the morning. It's good. Get your ass. For the opening shot, I would love to say thank you to Mark. Yes. And I don't want to be corny, or gay, or weird, or anything like that.

I totally agree. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I didn't mean to say that. I'll be seeing the letters coming in now. But uh, whatever. People still write letters. I am an old man. They still write letters. But you know what?

Seriously, thank you for giving us the opportunity to do this here. Mark is also a co-owner of something. Can I talk about Nashville North? Okay, Nashville North. He's such an idiot. He's so unprepared with everything he does. This guy's also a co-owner. Oh, can I talk about Nashville North?

So what Nashville North is, is in Eau Claire, Wisconsin, they get country acts who are gonna become up and comers in Nashville, and they bring them in and they do these shows four times a year at These venues that hold like a thousand people Can you talk about the thing where I promote music and people come out to see it? Yes Why the fuck would that be a secret? That's the dumbest question ever is it cool if I promote the thing that you need people to come out and support Not this hobby that you're sitting in right here, but

All right We're building to something here because this is This is gonna be a funny reveal that we're gonna find but this is after they do their their shots and They're talking about what next week's show is going to be a Spill on the table. A spill on the table, Megan, a spill on the table. Way to go, Megan. Now next week, I'm already getting into next week quickly for the show. What we were gonna-

By the way, Megan, this co-host, spilled her shot on the table and then referred to herself as a third person. Yeah. I didn't even notice that. Yeah, that's why I pointed it out, because it's embarrassing. It's like a child. A spill on the table, Megan. A spill on the table. Way to go, Megan. Now next week, I'm already getting into next week quickly for the show. What we were going to do is...

Because this week sucks. Just gave up on this week already. ...the show tonight live. But then I realized you know what it's it's Thanksgiving week next weekend Thursday's Thanksgiving. I said why don't we tape a show at one of our homes and We can actually be have like a very cool Thanksgiving homey feel do you want to come over for Thanksgiving? Is this what you're getting at you're looking for an invite no no no I will just I'll throw it out there But you know I'm invited if you need a place to go you know where i live or if you talk to me is going away for thanksgiving let's sit well you know what mike give you mike you're on invite mike give you mike derayden for a

second just shove it in his mouth for a second what do you guys do for thanksgiving what does your family do for thanksgiving uh we just go over well this year we're going over to our aunt oh that's nice good stuff huh wow i'm Wow. We can finally get that right here. This is not a show. Scorch can't finalize a thought. He's like, next week we're gonna do something different and then you're not gonna be your own. Tell us that guy when he does this.

You over there. But I gotta play just a little bit more of this cause this is, they always have to pump up everything that's set, like it's a big deal. Blossom. Oh nice, huh? I like that here. You know I have a lot of good fun. We have a lot of this new venture Mike and I and Megan are doing.

We have a lot of friends in Wasa. That's cool. What's your favorite Thanksgiving food? What do you have to have on Thanksgiving? I like mashed potatoes. Good for you. Give it up. Good answer.

Good answer. So good. Good answer. Good answer. That's what I was going to say. Fuck yeah. Let's go. Good answer, good answer. Good answer. Mashed potatoes! That's what I was going to say! Fuck yeah! Let's go!

Retard. These guys, they look so uncomfortable. They're low on content. It looks like they're reading from a script but poorly, and they're like, give it up for mashed potatoes. They're fucking crashing. They're trying to convince us that we're excited about what's going on out here Is there a way that toad can bet on mashed potatoes?

It's just not working on me. So this is wild fast forward to the next week and Here's how the show starts off I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that.

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I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. I was gonna say that. this show at a house like at somebody's house and this is really nice we're doing it's the day after thanksgiving hopefully if everything goes right it's the day after we could be running this a wednesday after who knows but we broke into somebody's house so that we could have a nice homey feel it's working on the yacht but yeah it is we gotta blow the blow the plates on on that old boat. Megan's got, it's it, we're at the Megan's abode. She's got her kids set up to be. Oh no. So these two live in an apartment together.

So he's like, we should do it from a home. Megan's like, you mean my home? Cause I'm the only one who has a house? And she was right. He met her home. And now they're sitting in her house and she has young children who are sitting here watching these retards.

Also, is she supposed to be prepping like a meal? No, this is Friday after. Oh, this is Friday after. Oh, yeah. She does look exhausted. It really good. Yeah. But Megan already, she's got signs, show the signs.

All right, so we've got signs for the kids. Shush. Sign. And then go downstairs. Sign just for a game. But just kidding, you don't actually have to because you're being very good. Yes, I'm being very good. Yes, it'd be very good

I've met you if you took that tape off their mouth. Yeah, they're probably What I didn't tell you boys says before you got over here. I gave him a bunch of brandy You know what you said to me you had it with a good opening shot, right? I didn't bring it out. Well, go get it. I did. Please hold. Go get it. This is live. The beauty of live TV.

Oh, yeah, wow. She forgot to bring the shots, which is the first thing they do on the show. And they're already unprepared for this show at her house. Seems like they're only a bit. I got a lot of fucking questions again, Carl. Like, you keep showing me clips Yeah, what how does this happen? So this woman has kids and Then she decides to join a podcast with this guy that lives with that guy. Yeah, and somehow Gets invited they they invite themselves to her. How did what's going on here? What does this show about?

Everything you just said you understand it as well as I do I What does this show about everything you just said you understand it as well as I do I? Wish I could explain you so this guy scorch has been in morning radio for decades he's bounced around to different markets each one smaller than the last as he's bounced around and He is a horrible radio personality And so now he's doing this DIY thing on YouTube and he's trying to build this thing up And it just keeps Changing where they're doing it from who his co-host is Right. Everything just keeps changing. It never gets better. It's getting some views though. I gotta say

Look at this got 2,600 views from four days ago. Yeah, 24,000 subs I mean, it's doing something now. He was featured prominently on open Anthony for a long time So a lot of people are probably I don't want to hate watching but they're probably clowning him Yeah, that might be a few right but back to the kids So the kids are too young to be out of eyesight right from the adults Yeah, so they have to sit there and watch them do shots and drink. Oh and talk nonsense producer Chris. Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Good foreshadowing. Okay. Watch what happens. First off, this is the saddest thing. And actually, this might answer all of your questions. I think about a top

lobster. This is the saddest thing I've ever seen from scorch right here. But families, yeah, families are just it's just weird. And I love it. I get very this is the worst time of year for me and tell you guys that every year I hate this time of year because I wish I had what you have You know, I do not I mean what you Bet you this is something that you had at one point, but you're not gonna have it right now Like you you write 100% you're gonna. Like you've had- Right, 100%.

This is gonna be- You've had a family and a good Thanksgiving dinner. You're married, you got kids, nice Thanksgiving dinner. Your mom and dad, you got family coming. I'm 120, as you say, I'm 400 years old. That's never gonna happen for me, you know? But so, you know, happy Thanksgiving. Never too late.

Oh my God, get your boots off my leg. Yes, there's a lot lot of that right? So I'm noticing. All right, she's got young kids I'm wondering if the father is still around in the picture. Maybe maybe not I've seen this guy in the red shirt What's his name? Scorch? I've seen her graze her tit at least 17 times. I'm counting every time he reaches over It's like he's doing it on purpose. He's crossing a boundary. He touched her cheek in the beginning of this clip So something weirds going on here as well. Oh not weird at all. I think you're picking up on it pretty masterfully. I Figured out how this happened. Yes. She's a fan of this guy's old shows and now he's just taking advantage of all this is dirty I don't like this. Oh, there's nothing to like about this at all This guy is going the most this is the most depressing time of

year because I never had a family. I couldn't find a woman who'd want to put up with my **** did not make any money and raise kids with me and I have one more clip on here and this is so revealing because there's an edit that happens and I can only imagine what happens between what we're about to see and the edit. Hush money, but- I got nothing to drink, but-

You want a little sip of this? Yeah, because you know what? We're gonna end this right now while we're doing our thing. I know it. Happy Thanksgiving, friends. Some of this may have been edited before broadcast. Yeah.

Well, because now it looks poorly. For, we definitely did. We did a lot of it. For Mike Snow, broadcast yeah For Mike snow Megan no last name who I just did love And I'm scourge We will see you next time our best crowd. Oh the best crowd. Hey guys give yourselves a round of applause See the crowd is always performing Give yourselves a round of applause

So what happens there is this episode is 21 minutes long all the other episodes are two hours, okay? So they probably went on for an hour and a half getting wasted I think he started crying he probably started crying probably got real weird Yeah, I have a feeling that those two men wanted to Golden Gate her And the kids are there yeah, come on Jenny mom again, I mean I didn't see the kids I You could hear them I didn't have the clip on here, but you can hear they're young Oh, dear, they're young boys take back the Golden Gate thing. I was doing that but yeah, so that's what scorches up to He's inviting himself over to Megan's house to do a show that they ended up cutting all of it out because they're getting blackout drunk

I'm never gonna get that bagel shop You will not forgot about that. That was his dream The way that she's actually dressed and it's fine, but which means it's not Yeah, maybe not for a live show. I feel like he showed up at her door with that sweatshirt It's like okay. Let's do a show you said oh yeah, because they're both wearing the pfGtv sweatshirts. I was kidding Right. Do you see that at the end there too like he was out of his drink And she's like pouring her drink into his yeah like these are some people who are just getting sloshed Together more power to good for them. That them. That's a good Friday, right? Or Black Friday. There's an uncomfortability factor that

I think you guys should pay more attention to as the episodes come out because it's going to get more rapey, I think. I feel that there's a weird aggression going on with this guy that he's kind of... She's very nervous still. She was a fan and now she's being off put this is just what I'm what I'm gleaming from like two episodes but now I'm gonna be watching these guys. Now that that's a that's a good point because like I said he's had multiple female co-hosts and so I think that's his MO they each get creeped out and have to go top bobs that thank you so much for coming on today I'm really glad that we finally did this we'll keep an eye on your buddy toad because he is fascinating

Yeah, good call on that. I want to remind people top lobster comm you actually run a merch company And you have merch for a lot of different podcasts and some very funny stuff if you enjoy Libertarian humor and things like that the tower gang podcast, but most importantly Come on, can you do it? Methyl death squad nailed it the Tower Gang podcast, but most importantly, come on. Can he do it? Nephilim Death Squad. Nailed it. Nailed it, man.

Yay! Nephilim Death Squad is what you wanna check out with our boy Top Lobster. Thanks for coming on today, buddy. Thank you for having me. Yeah, Tower Gang tonight, and yeah, guys, it's a pleasure again, so take care. See ya. Bye.

Of course, Tower Gang's also on Rumble, and when you're on Rumble, you also want to check out Cardiff electric Say hi to my boy top lobster. Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you guys learned all about the nephalums in Largo, Florida Brought you up a sec. I just thought I was like gonna be a perfect this guy's out this guy's in and one of the talk show over here one food in one food out. That's true. Good point But potatoes pair with everything. Yeah, now it's starch time. Very good Now I have to start off. Mr. Magenta sent in a song for us to check out and This is a parody song of a song that I did not know.

It's called God Blessed Video. Does anyone know what that is? I do not. A band called Alcatraz. This came out in 85. So you probably won't know the source material, but doesn't matter. It's making fun of me. So it's all good. All hail to chompers, the king of the podcast. So why are his takes always wrong? success at guitar was then stutter in john and hey, Jude is his favorite song. Stutterin' John and Hey Jude is his favorite song. Oh, Carl Suckstone. A loser from Rochester cursed with an accent exact,

she a crossed pitcher pale. Upstaged by Tukey and Card if electric and look now his shows got instead He prefers man don't you know that car We know that car Has many blows We know that car Likes cock in his holes Just do it.

Did you co-write that with him? It feels like it doesn't. It's in my voice, isn't it? Sing it along and shit. And just like, wait a second. Well, once I realized it was Alcatraz with two Z's, then I knew the song. You didn't, you didn't specify. I didn't specify which Alcatraz that was.

Yes. Well, thank you, Mr. Magenta for sending that in. We always appreciate it. Guys, I have a special treat for us today. This was actually brought to our attention by Porn Stash J. Yes he did. Who let us know about this. That's right. Cam Sully from the Jacked Up Review Show was discovered in the wild. He

was on a show called Pedals of Support hosted by Mama Dee. Yes. Let me read the description of the show. Pedals of Support is a podcast that offers advice from a mom to anyone that needs a little extra love and support. Frank and open with humor mixed in on a variety of topics for those that need an extra dose of mom in their lives. This is another one of these mental health podcasts. There are so many to help people out. And Jenny Jingle's great, a bunch of clips for this. Where should we start? Well, I would start with my number one. It's just a disclaimer. Mamadi is not a licensed or practicing therapist or medical professional.

She is a mom sharing the same advice and stories. She gives her own kids, family and friends. So there you have it. Okay. So the other advice shows though are probably done by professionals. We should definitely take them all seriously. There are some, but you know know the fact that she needed a disclaimer. I don't know why well She's terrible at podcasting and it's funny to hear these two people's dynamic Because they're both so nervous We know that cam gets this weird giggle when he's trying to talk to people he laughs inappropriately all the time like the Joker and he can't finish sentences correctly no he's so bad at communicating but he feels the need but we learned a lot about him on

this episode which is great we did you know she he's on her network right so that yeah they're on the same network whatever that is So what that's how they know each other business model. I'm not sure about she's like, you know, sometimes it's great You you know people on your network. It's friends, but I've never met this friend before So my number three our new friend is cam and cam has a podcast and he is gonna tell us all about that And then he is gonna share the moment or moments I don't know yet when his life changed. So thank you cam for joining us romper stomper Bomber boo. She sounds like that woman from my yeah romper room, right and

Talks to him that way too, and he's an adult man Cleveland kids show That local Cleveland kids show a room Chad Zuback was doing some bizarre show he's just playing weird stuff and he puts on robbers Like you guys have never heard of this is just a thing that we had in Cleveland Not true, but yeah to key soup was covering that the other day very fun so We know he has difficulty speaking. Yes. I'm not great at it either It's fine, but he can't even describe what his own show is. So that's number four.

But what podcast do you come from? So I come from the Jacked Up Review Show and we decided let's do a variety kind of show every year. Yeah. Alone every week. And it was just kind of a matter of, hey, you know, like, instead of getting annoyed that you can't find a cool blog post about something you like, like, why not just host

a roundtable? Yeah. Instead of looking for a blog post you can't find why I started a podcast. Said everyone who gets into podcasting. Makes sense. I mean, A, I've never looked for an interesting blog post about something I like and B, I never thought the alternate was start a podcast roundtable. It doesn't make any sense at all.

And Jen, I pulled a clip from right after that because apparently he does shows about mental health from time to time. Sure. And this, his communication style is unique. So thank you, Cam, for joining us today. Anytime, anytime. And I was just glad to get on here just because it seems like there's just so many other just supportive as well as mental health and just round table podcasts. We've done our share of about three of those this year and that's been

very freeing up. It didn't matter whether it got less clicks or not, you know, it's you need someone who can just kind of Everyone can play off of each other without yes. Well, and it's a tough topic She's trailing off Cut him off mid thought I'm doing it again I'm sorry. I actually it would have taken too much time to figure out what he said. So I put it through transcription service. So let me read you what he just said. All right, this is you probably didn't understand it all there. This will help you out. And I was just glad to get on here just because it seems like there's just so many other

just supportive as well as mental health and just round table podcasts. We've done our share of about three of those this year. And that's been very freeing up. It didn't matter whether it got less clicks or not, you know, it's you need someone who can just kind of, everyone can play off each other without. That's about it. Yeah. What I love about that is, aside from the fact that it's nonsensical, the one point that he does make in there is that when they do shows about mental health It gets fewer clicks. He's going out this woman show. It's all about mental. He's just like yeah

I do that sometimes to know it gives a fuck but yeah, I do it Good like to you. We've done our share of three of them And I didn't I didn't clip this part because it was just difficult to explain it, but I'm going to anyway She talks about you know things in her past She's an older woman, and he's a younger man, and he's like she says well in my in my day. He's like He just laughs at her Dude, it's the host of the show. He has no idea what he's doing. Oh my goodness. I know her She didn't bother me as much as I thought she really is putting up with a lot of bullshit

Yeah, she's having a hard time trying to keep a conversation going because he speaks in all these generalities that could mean anything He'll say things and you might have this in a clip coming up He'll say things were just like well, you know And then the internet came out and like everyone thought like they were the big cheese No idea what he's talking about. So she starts her show off saying, we're going to talk about maybe what his biggest moment is or many moments. We don't know.

Something that changed your life. So number five is his biggest moment. Life changing. So I'm going to try and get straight to the point. I don't want to respond to anyone. But so I would say 2002 was kind of the magic year. Okay. It was a big year because a lot of stuff was changing and everything. I kind of, I found my sarcastic voice that specific year, I think, just because my father was instilling with me how to speak. I was in sixth grade.

My mother was giving me a lot of to speak. I was in sixth grade. My mother was giving me a lot of confidence in saying, hey, you're not getting along at this school. You can try this other middle school. And I think that just freed me up because I was seeing so many different crowds each different school I was going to. 2002, he was in the sixth grade.

He was in the sixth grade. Can you imagine if your life changed when you were in the sixth grade? Mm-hmm, and yeah, that that's the moment ever since then this is how things have been going I mean it happens a lot, but it's usually from molestation We don't know how we learned that sarcasm But it's incredible how all these people that we key in on that we go all this is interesting We got listen to us some more always talk about high school and elementary school. Yeah. Well, yes It's an ongoing thing take note of what he just said because later on there's more of that

But I found my sarcastic voice. Does he have a sarcastic voice? I've never heard it I was keegan on him having to go to another school Yeah, and his mom allowed him to go to another school because he had zero friends and his mom was too sarcastic teacher he said later on his mom's a teacher and what is what are the behavioral issues that he's having that he can't stay in a school right too boring maybe well he talks a lot about bullying and getting picked on and stuff like he. Yes he does, but. And it still happens. I know, I don't give a fuck. I mean, it is now. He's a fucking loser. But so she was so lovely about that after he divulged to her, you know, his life changing

moment, and that's six. Sixth grade's a hard, that's a hard age. It is. That's that one where it depends, I guess it would depend on the school system where you live. But where we live For my kids at least not when I went to school here, but for my kids six seventh and eighth go to the middle school So great, yeah, what we saw there

She's just trying to relate to something. Sixth grade is hard. Sixth grade is so hard. Yeah, this age I am at now is really hard. It's also very difficult. I don't feel like he's like this age. I am at now Feel like he's gotten any better yeah and Then she starts they just have it was really difficult to clip this Because it was kind of all over the place rambles out of that and she has to cut him off She won't stop talking, but he did give some very pointless advice, and that is seven I've seen other family members kind of struggle. I would tell them kind of unofficial advice is like well the longer you go unemployed the more

irrelevant you might become to a Employer even if that you have the skill sets they're looking for and at the same time It could also get a little subjective because you would hear people how they were talking is like, sounds like you're selling your soul there. So he went from if you are unemployed for too long because you're following your dreams and you're not liking your job, you could become irrelevant. But on the other hand, if you stay at your job, you're selling your soul. Right.

Pretty good stuff. So that's useless. All right. Well, I'm going to take that information and shut up your ass Nothing for anyone. I have another clip that comes around this time. He's talking about how college doesn't prepare you for work Yeah, this is crazy right here nothing can prep you for Bosses that are unprofessional or coworkers who are just spreading rumors just because

they don't like your face and that's where you just got to say, okay, I'm going to be the bigger man. You know, your fists, you know, I was not a fighter, but it was amazing. I want to do the whole let's let's fight. I'm like that solves nothing. That just creates more lawsuits. Yeah, yeah. Right.

Well, and you don't learn anything This guy is co-workers are challenging to fist-fight This guy that's sorry, that's what I'm starting to he's revealing this slowly But there's so many clips that I have and we don't have to play all of them obviously But where he's talking about like well this guy smack talking me and this guy's smack talking They were spreading rumors. They don't like my face Right I like that I mean listen as a guy whose head rumors spread about him because people don't like my face I get it

But I hear he's in Nambla Hey, don't spread rumors. No this show. Oh goodness, okay, so He finally does get on to how did we become podcaster? But not after a lot of job struggles. So that is eight. I've been just so fortunate in perspective, I always had an out. I had plenty of rejection. I would get plenty of people saying, Oh, I wish you were a runner.

I wish you were, you know, this is kind of profession. And I was like, I don't have, this is for fun. That's not, yeah. And it was really, I kind of learned early on is like like I don't mix fun. Well with a profession I just don't okay. She's just like okay, you know like if you enjoy what you do never work another day of your life You know that old chestnut. I thought he's like I don't like that Podcaster well when he said runner, I think he means a showrunner Oh, I could think of because he's very much into film and television

Well, he mentions that quite a bit, but yeah. He does mention that quite a bit, yes. In fact, when he's talking about sixth grade, he's like, yeah, and I was like figuring out how promos are cut for TV shows. You're like, okay. And then you got teased because you were telling the kids how promos get cut. They think the best parts? If they put the best parts in the promo, so it makes you want to watch the show because

they showed you all the best parts. Like like yeah, yeah, we know asshole. Yeah That's when he should become a real runner that's what I thought he meant And then he starts talking about how YouTube has become oversaturated. And unfortunately, everything seems to get oversaturated. So all I can say is just always have a backup plan and yeah That's where I was finding the most was always Plan ahead don't always have a backup plan rumble Don't wait till I do your rumble presence I Mean it was for me. It was just like getting the homework done early. So I didn't have to worry about it and

But I also was all about just trying to read the room When he was trying to read the room He was meaning what are the hot topics that he can talk about on his show? Okay. He's not reading the room though at all Definitely not. I mean, I've never seen him read the room. Yeah, it was always pointing at the door No, we're saying go. Are you the big cheese? And then he gets so sad and in my 11 is like what kind of life is this man living? I Just don't be by yourself too long either, you know, even if you're getting annoyed or hung up or you've had some Awful incident with whoever, you know, like a friend's friend is talk smack about you or you have I

Don't know. Let's just say you've given it all you're all to whatever and someone has just said hey I don't I don't desire you helping us out. Oh Let's just say hypothetically He's been rejected a lot. I know it gets real dark guys. Can you put your podcast absolutely not? Oh, yeah, fuck out fucking your girlfriend right now Your sister's watching And then he goes back to his old jobs Just getting

Good on the bus Percent Just gonna kick me side out as like tattooed on his back Well don't even get him started about his co-workers and that's 12 Like I found myself. I was at a job Hey, what are you doing back there this guy's tattooing a kick me side I found myself, I was at a job, wasn't appreciated, got out of there, was at another job, total awful just workplace, people just talking smack and not wanting to get anything done and looking for a fall guy.

I happened to be the fall guy like like I was doing everything by the Book that they told me and then they said oh, can you do less? I'm not kidding When you have a person who's working a lot and Someone tells him to work less it means they're fucking everything up up. It's like, don't worry about the spreadsheets. We don't need you updating the spreadsheet. We'll do that. Yes. And he does go on to say on my 13th, he got another job. Oh, good.

Before COVID, I just was, I got out of bed a gig. I was actually, you know, left alone by my bosses because they knew I was going to get there on time and I was going to play by the rules and I was going to cut corners, but I was going to get it done. And so, you know, there wasn't any tis tis. This is how we want it done. Cutting corners. That sounds like he's not doing the job properly. That's what I mean. When he talks in these generalities, I guess the one thing I would want from Mama Dee is a follow up. The famousison follow-up. What do you mean by that? She doesn't do that

What do you what do you mean? By any of you know what she does a lot of is oh that must have been hard for you Right. Yeah, that's a therapist. I'm gonna i'm gonna do things by the books and also cut corners and Right. That doesn't make sense cam. What are you talking about? also cut corners. Right. That doesn't make sense. Cam, what are you talking about? This is what I mean. This is why his work coworkers hate him. Oh God. Yeah. He's annoying as hell. I'm sure he is. But this is,

this is how you fix your life. And that's my 14. I do recommend everyone like try out some kind of radio thing and everybody, you know, and it's funny because I, um, somebody from the network is doing one with wherever he lives things in New Jersey, you know, and it's funny because I, somebody from the network is doing one with wherever he lives, I think it's New Jersey, you know, radio, kind of thing. And Keb started in the radio business. And I do think it helps you. It helps with a voice that helps you, you know, be able to handle the microphone better. That is not even out of context in any way.

That's just their conversation. Yeah. Yeah, you should try radio. Radio. Anyway, I know their conversation. Yeah. Yeah, you should try radio Radio listen everyone should work in a restaurant so that you don't treat people who are in the service industry Like exactly what I was thinking. Yes, that's what everyone should do. It's not radio. It's restaurants But then the trolls will come around and that's 15 Oh talk about you Cardiff the internet right like you get the inevitable troll Unfortunately someone who's got nothing better to do but smack-talk and he will defuse it by this is Aaron

Imhol right here. So in radio, it's one-way communication I just get to talk and talk and talk and talk and don't get to say anything back to me the internet Oh, these fucking people can say shit back to me. I don't like that I know so I did have to go back and relisten to this a few times James Gatsby is another podcaster and this is who he's talking about Saying you're right and that catches those nitwits off every off guard They're looking for

resistance You're not giving like why do you think that way is like, oh well now I have to use my words That is true and every time he laughs he does this a lot It's not anything funny and she just goes, huh? It's the most awkward conversation by the end of it. I think she Realized she had bitten off more than she could chew. this is a waste of her time she's a giant she's talking to a child she no wonder he said that the biggest year in his life 2002 when he was 10 yeah because he's still tap oh yeah it's weird it's really weird

and you know what at the end of it I wonder what he does for a living though me too Legos aren't just for kids my former co-host Kevin will attest to that. I just wish she she heard the troll story and thought oh, that's what I could do Here's the teaser next week at WTP mama D's journey. Yeah, so me oh my gosh Well, and there is a part two. So, oh no, there's a whole second half to this interview that she didn't, she's like, join us for part two. I didn't even listen to it. But oh no, I didn't know that. If you got to the end, you would. Yeah, I didn't. I barely did. But you have one more clip on here. I do. I have just, it's just a random one, a 16. And that's maybe what podcasts are I do. I have a just, it's just a random one of 16.

And that's maybe what podcasts are good for. Some, you know, some help people, some talk about, you know, really cool movies and review things, but then some other ones just make you really kind of think and do your own research. And we all, they're all, they all have a purpose. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we communicate. If only she would say so why is that funny right? Yeah? What are you laughing at idiot? Yeah, I mean this is tricky, but she The last thing I want to do on this show is start rumors about Sully cam cam Sully Jack But according to stone man 623 He's a taste tester at the sperm bank

Cut all the quarters you need to if that's what you're doing but that was a volunteer position getting paid for that unbelievable well thank you Jenny for suffering through that no problem we do appreciate it speaking of suffering through stuff Yeah, I was checking out I got a few things to talk about with John today that's interesting but I want to start off I was watching his show today when it first started off I mean he's so he's so obnoxious this is obnoxious John that we're seeing here and he's he's fighting with Chad Zumach right now there's a big war going on between John and Chad they They're gonna have a big fight coming up. Chad got his patron struck and taken down. Chad says that John did it. John says he didn't do it.

And so these two are having issues. Don't cross the duke. Everybody knows that. everybody knows that hey don't cross the duke well Duke was in the gym ready rather he looks like an elephant look bad does he have things yeah that's like check off the list like this could be the OCD thing. I think it is. Yeah Wear a great t-shirt look more like He does have the complexion of an elephant right now he's morphing into one Hey, Chadley are you crying still about your big? Are you still tearing up your little Patreon? Oh my Patreon got strong.

My Patreon got strong. Big big John. Big big stuttering John. When John got his YouTube channel taken down for a week, how did he handle it? Cardiff? Do you remember was uh, oh he was No, no, no, he took it. Well. He was he was a model of decorum He's a guy that's the brakes This is the business we've chosen honestly I've never seen anyone handle getting their YouTube taken out better than current of electric

Which is insane to me like guys just like yeah. Yeah, that's why my videos back But but baby Charlie you must realize realize you were putting up hateful anti-gay stuff, saying the most horrendous things about somebody who's not in the doubleverse, who's totally innocent. Yeah, I know, mama, but usually you get me out of these stuff. Chad doesn't have a mom who's alive. What is he talking about? Why is this fictional conversation between Chad and his mom John's the one who has a mommy he runs to it's called writing projection

My big projection here And just by the way for the record if someone had my channel taken away, I think I would have handled it differently Yeah, that's true. I'm doing it myself had my channel taken away, I think I would have handled it differently. Yeah, that's true. Than when doing it myself. Yes. Fucking idiot. Good point. Yeah.

Yeah, but Baby Fat Chadley, listen, Baby Fat, we can't get you out of everything. It's impossible, pussy boy. I mean, Baby Fat Chadley, but mama, can't you call Patreon for me like you used to do the principal over at the third grade elementary school where I kept getting JD cards and suspensions and pink slips. I can't do that anymore, Chadley. What's he talking about? This is not... Pink slips? That's for cars. He's not even right. He's not describing Chad at all. No, this is not how Chad hates... He's describing himself. Yeah, this is, this is John. The JD cards, very specifically, he's talked about the JD cards many times. You're right.

John is reacting to this as if he's Chad. Chad is not John. Listen, baby fat Chadley, this is the real world now, baby fat. So this is the real world, we can't do that anymore. You gotta take, believe it or not, baby fat Chadley. I never told you you gotta take responsibilities for your own actions But mom I never had to do in the past Yes, I know baby fat this goes on for a while. I was watching this today and it never gets better

Yeah, and he's talking to himself in many ways. Oh, yeah, for sure. Because if you want to see how I'm going to show it in a minute, if you want to see how Chad's handling this, this is not even close. No, I was watching that too. Amazing. Even close. But you got to understand, it's this is a real world. Now. This is not this is not. This is not. This is not a fake world now. This is not, this is not, this is not a fake world anymore. Good one. We can't get you out of everything anymore.

You're on your own. Really? Yes, baby fat. We can't do anything for you anymore. This is all on you. Oh, this is interesting. And then it goes members only. Yeah, so this is where he switches over to members only and I didn't the reason I wanted to play this for you guys with the chat up is because it's all else it's just non-stop L's going down and I guess that those were all deleted now because they switched to members only

chat or did he go in and block all of them afterwards he might have gone and block them but once you put in members only then you could only Yeah, okay. There were no more right that because it was yes because it was non-stop l's going through That's why I wanted to show you guys because that pisses off john more than somebody on there is just like not funny And I agree. Oh, it's it's this goes out of that. It's it's crazy. What's going on? So let's talk about Chad. This is from my lost interest grabbed a clip and Chad was sniping stuttering John and when John gets wind of that he plays his little theme song That he owns the copyright on so that he can strike your channel. That's his big move Go and I paid him and all that. Oh, the sniping.

Good luck, John. The volume's down. The volume's down, John. Good luck trying to strike my channel. The volume's down. That's why he's playing this. Good luck. Sniping me.

Sorry. Anyway, so that's the fact, Jack. I don't, you know, look, it doesn't matter. He thinks if I'm playing his theme song that he can strike my channel. You can't, you know, look, it doesn't matter. He thinks if I'm playing his theme song that he could strike my channel. You can't. If anything, I'll get demonetized, which I never do,

because he thinks he owns it and it's copyrighted. Forget about her mother. Get him the timestamp where the volume's not playing, please. I'm playing. All right, so Chad is like, I wasn't even playing the audio, so nothing's gonna happen. But John only knows that he got him.

He got Chad, he played his theme song while Chad was sniping. So John's all excited about this. Tell me that and now I have the time stamp on Chad, hold on. I'll do this, see that's what, and there's so much to talk about. Let's, there he is.

57, 12. What are you striking? 712. What are you striking 712? What are you striking? John 61 minutes got you to around here. But you can't do this is a false right? Okay, right there before he didn't strike my channel. He didn't strike chance got to get a new computer or something because his mic is popping and it sounds like shit.

Mine was doing you what's that? He hasn't learned how to use it yet. Well that may be part of that, but mine was doing that for a while and it was just because my processor just was not keeping up with what was going on. Check my Patreon. Right. Report copyright. Legal issues. YouTube!

This is a false strike. He should lose his channel for this. This is a false strike. This is transformative. YouTube. This is a false strike. He should lose his channel for this. This is a false strike. This is transformative. YouTube, terms and service. Mr. YouTube terms and service. This is terms and service. It's terms of service. He keeps saying over and over again, terms and service. That's what John says. I kind of probably YouTube's terms of service, transformative content. I'm adding commentary and I didn't play his dumb theme song But it's like I played Beastie Boys egg man up top. It just get demonetized and I can't get ads

That's all it is. You can't strike a channel for it. You can't you dumb fuck You ozempic fat **** with And you said, you tell me there's the thing. I'm going to make a prediction right now. There will not be a fight between Chad and John. This is not going to happen. And I really want to put a moratorium on people acting like they're going to fight. Like let's stop it right now. It's not going to happen.

It's stupid. It shouldn't happen. And not for nothing. Someone with a 165 IQ Shouldn't want to fight someone in order to win their argument with them to stand up comedians allegedly, right? The only thing they can battle jokes with is fights Content Right there striking my channel Striking my channel again fall strike

fall strike Right there striking my channel, striking my channel again, false strike, false strike, false strike. This guy's losing his mind. It's right there. It's another false strike like he did on Patreon. So this is where John's not helping himself at all because John has come out and said, I don't know what you had to say, I'm the one who got his Patreon taken down.

I had nothing to do with that. But then every chance he gets to get his YouTube taken down, he takes in front of us on his show. And John even said, if I knew how to strike his Patreon, I would have. Well then, what the fuck are we talking about? So the reason why you didn't do it, just because you're lazy and stupid, but you would have,

then he has just the same right to be angry with you. You're striking him all the time. Something bad happened to his enemy, and he doesn't know what stance to take and we've seen him go through this before Oh, yeah, many shirts and all he does is make his enemy more sympathetic because what's the last time we were out here rooting for Chad? No, shit Cracking me up. Yeah, I know what's the last time we felt this way, but it's like that John versus Chad like I know what's the last time we felt this way, but it's like that John versus Chad like Chad obviously has a shit together more than stuttering John does Chad's the hero we never thought we needed

Hey judge exhibit a we have a piece of shit right here to my left I say secondary email. I don't need wait which one primary emails. I'm learning myself And to look at this there we go I say secondary email. I don't need wait, which one primary email John Lund and myself Add to list look at this. There we go Submit you can't do this robot Done. See this is John striking chance channel live on his show John, I know you can't be embarrassed. I know it's impossible for you to be embarrassed This should be embarrassing to you that this is what you're doing. You're you're you need YouTube more than anyone and you're striking YouTube channels. It's someone who calls everyone pussy boy. Yeah. Right. What comes around goes around

is he's he calls me just do it guy all the time, which is calling me gay. We know that. And yet if somebody says something about LGBTQ and any other thing, he strikes them. He even said on the show, I think it was today I was watching where he's like, and I'm going to get you in trouble with the gay community too. And he's done that before where he's like tagged different organizations on Twitter. Like this guy's saying insensitive things about homosexuality. Thanks. He's incredible. He can't, he has to drag in any other group he can find because he cannot fight his own battle. That's the thing. Definitely not. What was great though. I don't think my lost interest clipped it.

But on Chad's show, there was a moment where the ping pong ball was bouncing in between his ears. And he was like, should I take the episode down? I just delete it Maybe I should just delete it or is it like he got all this confidence now from the chat like the comp The chat was like Chad leave it up like the chat wants it to get struck Yeah, you know he's that where he goes he goes you can't dip my video taken down for that You can't strike me for that, but he's thinking Kenny Yeah, and I will tell you you guess he can yeah I have a strike on my channel right now from playing that song on YouTube

So yes, Chad you can do it now. I Also play copyrighted music on this channel all the time. I also get all the notifications In fact, we just did it whenever we play tequila. I get a notice that says that's copyrighted. I can't monetize So yes, that's usually how things go. But if John's the copyright owner and strikes your channel YouTube takes that a little differently, I guess What makes no sense with Chad is he does play music on every episode. He knows he can't run commercials He still runs commercials on every episode. Wait, what do you mean? What kind of commercials like he has he has his commercials turned on he has it monet like he has the live streams monetized as well Oh, I got even though he makes nothing from it right still has the money doesn't turn that off for some reason

I know this now cuz I don't have you to bring him anymore Okay, my copyright complaint has been submitted That's annoying. Like giving me a robot. Can't do this. Can't do this. I'm not a robot. Done. Okay, my copyright complaint has been submitted. Fuck him. He's out there saying that I struck his Patreon, Vince. I did not. I don't think you did at all, because I have no way to find them on Patreon. I don't either.

You're being trolled right now. So yeah, Vince, of course, is always trolling John. He's like, I won't even know how to find something on Patreon. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it's called Google. That's how you find everything on the internet. You'd find it very quickly Sit down zoom mock page. Oh, wow first result. Holy shit Go figure but visit try to act like he's too good for patreon Nobody he keeps lying saying I did it. You just struck me We just watched you strike me in real time you fucking stroke victim John drink another Red Bull on your

prescription medication and then then swallow some more Michelobaltris tonight. Blame anyone you want. You got to blame yourself. He would rather blame us that himself and you're exactly right. Then finally you and I are in total agreement. It's because it is cloning you. That's why you're in total agreement. As as everyone else knows. All right.

Chair, not Chad, I hold a jet be mad if he realized my slip up right there. Ray DeVito did a show last night and Ray DeVito had a guest on who her name is Janelle Draper. You've never heard of her. I have not. But she was a page on The Tonight Show. She worked on The Tonight Show. My bad.

And I want to give a shout out to Jackie Martling who sent this over to me. He was watching Ray DeVito. I do not, but he was watching it. And he saw this interview go down. And so Ray, and it's unbelievable, like Ray can't just spit it out. He's trying to allude to do you know, john Melendez, you ever worked with john Melendez, and he gets very confused with his own brain, and then never asked the question. And thank God the chat is there to coach Ray a little bit. I fell in love with LA and then immediately after graduating, I moved there to become a page,

to be a page for the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Oh, nice. You did? Did you by chance, so when Jay Leno, when did he go off the air? Honestly, I think it was around like 2013 or 2014. I don't remember. I could look it up. But you don't have to look it up. I was just asking if you knew offhand. If not, no worries. So were you there till it ended or were you um? When were you there? Well now I'm so curious it was like uh So in May 2009 he left was replaced with Conan and there was that big switcheroo

You remember that I? Don't know there's there's some people that watches that are familiar with the guy that used to be She goes she asked the question. She goes. Yeah. Well, okay 2009. He was no longer the host of the Tonight Show He went to that 10 o'clock slot and Conan took over and Ray goes. I don't know about that Everyone knows about that. It's one of the biggest stories and entertainment in my lifetime Hope NBC bungled that. It's crazy that Ray's just like, I don't know anything about that.

What? You don't? They used to work at the Tonight Show. So they might ask questions about that, but I don't know anything. I don't really care so much. It's more so like people that might be interested in that. Yeah, spit it out, Rhino.

Oh my god. He will not, he even said John as a Freudian slip, he's trying to say Jay. He can't just spit out like, did you work with Sutherland Jemilandus? That's what people are going to want to know when they're watching this right now. But uh. Um yeah, no I wasn't there for the very end of him. Um like, but I was there for a year from like 20, or almost a year from like 2012 to like 2013.

All right, let me ask you a question, Cart. If you're a Sutherland John historian, I would call you one of the top historians in the devil verse. Thank you. Was John still working at the Night Show in 2012, 2013? Yes. Of course he was. of course he was. Of course he was.

But Ray doesn't even know that. Like she's saying years, Ray doesn't know what years he worked there. He just has to ask the question. Right. Did you work with stuttering John? You would think he would ask that. Like right after that, he went off the air.

He retired officially. What kind of car was Jay driving? Right. Right. The years you were there. Show, but obviously obviously, you know famously still works like crazy Did you see his face after an accident? So he um he performed a stand-up comedy show after He was all ready to ask about John Melendez. They just got distracted in his mind Just the pink boy would flop it around

Jaded right. I'll get a lot of the same person is raised. What did you do with the groceries question? All right, so finally a super chatter gets a back on track here, this is a We're having good times over here Nick and Fort Wayne who's a good egg. I always do for Nick. I always, he wants to know about Stuttering John. Ask about John. It couldn't be more to the point. Ray, ask about John. You were about to. Well somebody also just said, Janelle read the free chats. Yeah. Cause that. You were about to. Well, somebody

also just said, Janelle, read the free chats. Yeah, because that's where people are probably now like, did you know Stuttering John Melendez? Stuttering John, Stuttering John when he was at the Tonight Show. That's did you know John

Melendez? No. No. Alright. Was he even there? No. So, he was gone at that time. Yeah, who is that? That just got clipped. So you worked at the tonight show and you did not know who John Melendez is. Well, I should say we were, we were really like, we were pages. So it's like, we were basically a step above interns.

Like we get coffee and like check people in. It's not like we were working as like an actual, like, yeah, but he was like the head writer and the and if you're a page you would know John cuz he'd be like Get me some coffee. Oh, yeah, get me my BS for sure So she doesn't she doesn't know John Melendez, which is weird cuz he was like the shit over there He's best friends with Jay. Yeah best friends with Jay Also all the cold opens, you know what a cold open is. So like I'm sending it live. A team member.

I mean, we were a team member, but we were pages. We were like sit people, give tours. It's not like we're that close. He was the announcer. Uh, okay. I mean, I was like young and dumb then I was like in my early twenties. I'm sure I don't worry. You just made a bunch of people stay by saying you had no idea.

So it's fine. It's, uh, But no, people will love that. I'm fine with John, but there's people that like to give him a hard time. Does he listen to the podcast? He will now. He'll see that. He's not going to. Ray is such a fence sitter This hasn't been brought up in a long time in the dabble verse this fence sitting is ridiculous with him. Just be cool, right? Yeah, right. Come on, man. Be cool. You got Here. Yeah, so he's gonna be like well, I mean if judge watching this I think it's cool. But you know some people Anything who'll be mad at me I which is which is fine. It's a

announcer I John the announcer the college Anything who'll be mad at me I which is which is fine. It's a He's an announcer. I Was John the announcer that got This page is featured at the Tonight Show ride at Universal Studios He used to know he was on the Howard Stern show you don't know who it's fine It's better. You don't know who he is. I have no problem with the guy, but some people It's better you don't know who he is. I have no problem with the guy, but some people I mean there's a lot of people I don't know like it's amazing. There you go. You're fine. Don't worry about it You answered it correctly. Okay, it's it's it's all right I get along fine with that guy, but I don't know him in that not anymore. I've met him twice

I've hung out with them twice and she doesn't know I've had good experiences with them other I've hung out with them twice and I've had good experiences with them. Oh there Joke, sorry, it's J. Okay. Yes. Oh, I'm why is he still talking about this guy? She's a guy I don't know that is okay. Well, anyways this guy and people's you know, so we don't like them But I got the drinks with them one time but he's cool. The fuck's he doing? There's this documentary out there by sheet shitter sin That's right. You probably should have pulled that up. Watch this whole thing in live time. Let me introduce you to it. So good job, Ray.

Way to get the scoop. I'm starting to think John wasn't as popular on the night show as he likes to tell all. You think? Yeah. I do think that actually. That's my takeaway from this. All right. I want to get Annie on the show and she's been waiting patiently in the green room. Hey, come on in Annie. What's going on? Oh, hello

How's it going everyone it's fantastic happy to have you here because it's time to poke a dabler. Oh boy It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To poke a dabbler? Yeah we noticed. Okay really? You're going to compare me going to Flapper's Comedy Club in Burbank to see my buddy, Jay Leno, who I worked with

alongside of for 10 years. At least I wore a jacket. You don't have to wear a suit and tie to go to a comedy club. Last I checked, you dumb fuck. You want context? He was just looking at the picture of you at a wedding, Carl. Oh, me at a wedding?

Yes. At Chrissy Mayer's wedding or something? No, at one of your in-laws. One of your family weddings. Right, right, right. I remember that era of John going through every photo that Mothering J would send him and posting it all over the place. You weren't wearing a suit, okay

I mean give me a fucking break Barry Boswick. Thanks for becoming a member the ball guy looks like Fred like Carl F. Schooley and had a kid yeah see this is what Carl does he likes his what fuck you mean by that that's your brother he's referring to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, see, this is what Carl does. He likes this. I can fucking do a lot of jokes. I think we all know what jokes I can do. But I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna lower myself. To jokes. I can make a shit ton of jokes about that picture so lady K can do that about my kids at a wedding right you talking about those loser kids is again oh then it's okay right right, Lady Kate? Oh, but if I do it, oh, no, that's not allowed. Right. Right. See, Lady Kate, you don't understand something.

All right. People in glass houses. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, ain't throwing rocks. B, wait for it. Next, who throws the first stone? Number four, I know a lot about your family. And lastly, you know, the rest.

Of both. A dab. Oh, this is a tough one. There's a few on here that I like a lot, but I got to go with my first instinct. And that is for I know about your family. That's what I'm going to go with. And Jenny Jingles, what do you think? Ain't throwing rocks. Okay. I think that's too close to the actual saying for John. So I'm going to say it might not be right, but Annie, what do you think?

I'm going to go with wait for it. I it's such a fallback answer for him. Nope. That could definitely could be it. I liked that one when I saw it too. Producer Chris, what do you got? Also went with four and whenever lately that we have the same one, we've been dead ass wrong. So Yeah, I do like the, you know, the rest. I know he said that in the past on some of these phrases that he uses a lot, but let's see. What are people in the chat saying? Oh, it's all over the place. A lot of fours, a lot of bees. Okay So people think he's gonna say just do it even though Pre just do it

See like hey, you don't understand something All right people in glass houses. I know a lot about you People that houses I know a lot about your family. That's Oh my god! Yeah! People at Glass Alps, I know a lot about your family. That's how that phrase goes. Nailed it, John. Yeah, I've heard that phrase every day of my life. Oh, once again, just drop the needle anywhere on this fucking guy. Look at this buffoon.

A lot. It's almost as if one of them's or two of them are fans of mine You ever think maybe I mean shows up and gives you super chats like who could it be Sure Brian I'll send you the link if this is you That's all for this time. Oh, boy. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Just do it.

He's your fan, John. Hey, it's Shulie's kid. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. All right. Well, that was fun. Hey, it's Julie's kid All right, well that was fun Excellent work Cardiff. We got you this time buddy on this time. It doesn't happen very often card if these games have been

Have been very tough lately. Yeah It's one thing to fool me, but to fool my entire panel. It was very impressive. I just say, Oh yeah. I was keeping score though. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about toad hosting better off dead. We talked about Opie radio with Jackie the Jokeman as his guest on their dabbling and dabble verse talk. Scorch. We're feeling that he's a sad lonely man. Oh my goodness. And it always makes me want to watch him more point laugh harder.

Of course we had Mr. Magenta sent in a song, The Great Seamoose, sent in a song, Pedals of Support, with Mama Dee interviewing... Another sad lonely man. Sully. It's a Jack Thorpe Review Show! Stuttering John versus Chad Zumach, we're poking dabblers. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.

This is the part of the show we play come to the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. We'll be recording it live Saturday at 2pm Eastern. You can watch it along with us when you sign up to our patreon supercast or the YouTube channel. You get the link. If not, you can always listen to it on Sunday as the full podcast comes out. And this is what we'll be looking at. Why do I look yellow? You look a little yittered at me.

Whatever. Wake up, America. You've got a dog that needs walking. That's right, sunshine. Just put on a big pot of strong coffee. And get ready to type your little hate mail with your opinions about kumbaya and flat earth insanity stand up comedy you won't stand up comedy well we've got well we've got sit down comedy it's time for coffee with a dog you make me laugh oh do I how come it looks yellow? Make me laugh Do I

Come on say yellow literally sounds like that family guy. Oh totally You got but slam So this is a suggestion from Adam McGowan on patreon. Thank you Adam coffee with the dog hosted by mind dog We'll be checking out on that. He's gonna have a whole panel of guests different guests coming in and out of the show So are some of them dogs? I don't know Carl this this one looks like it's gonna be a hard show for you to goof on Production that we do so So there's that.

It's a good point. You know, yeah, also has a better show than we do. That would be one card of electric. That's right. Devil verse dot TV is where you want to go and subscribe to his rumble channel. Throw the bad boys go all the outlaws tomorrow night. 805, a very special potato. It's actually a continuation from last week. We listened to John's air check, his air shift last week. Now we're going to hear his reaction to the air shift

on his podcast the very next day. And. Awesome. So that's Thursday night, right after, who are these socials? 8.05. Go ahead, Descartes. So that's Thursday night right after who are these socials? 805 go ahead. And I also have another Stuttering John live concerts from Brooklyn

from 1994. Uh, it's pretty much dog shit. I mean, it stinks, but John almost gets electrocuted by a microphone. So that's fun. I like that. All right. I was going to watch football, but I am in. Excellent. Thank you. Uh, for the game, for being here. And of course, Annie, at What's Dash This Dash Game on YouTube. Give it a like, give it a subscribe. What are you doing? Absolutely. Thank you so much. I also wanted to promote Ponypower too. He's a big supporter of the show. He does all the like 3D modeling. I'm sure you all have heard about him. He is currently just launched a Etsy store so he can do some fundraiser for a big project coming up for DabbleCon 3 slash John's Funeral. Awesome. So go to dabbleverse.com dabbleverse3d.etsy.com dabble verse 3d. Etsy.com. Goodbye your own dabby award

Scandalous there it is on the screen dabble verse the number 3d dot Etsy dot com Absolutely, go support 20-hour to and get something creatively made that he can do for you Sounds like a plan Stuttering John toothpaste hopper Idea actually on a hemorrhoid cream tube as well. This is gonna take care of all my Christmas shopping This is great a stuttering John dildo again this year. I'm like shut up sis You know you love it

All right, we have some voicemails that came in I want to get to do we have any reviews that we yeah I got one quick one it says a bitter pill from Colonel Snugs November 25th I do not have strong enough words to describe how awful this show is if I had to choose between listening to another episode or getting mad cow disease, I would have to think about it for a bit. Pretty sure they're using fake names as well. Lucy tight box is clearly a false moniker. And if if you want to know you should skip this one, just listen to the host just do it.

All right, I'm gonna guess that's a five star review. It is. It's a five star review. So I was paying attention to the instructions. five-star shit all over us in the comment section. Now I got something that came into our PO box, and I want to take a look at this. I think Jenny Jingles who handles my communications. Oh, is Annie gone? Yep.

Jenny Jingles who handles my communications has Already knows what's going on with us really is it full of snakes? It's a long tube and There's a sticker Cool, oh boy. There's lots of stuff in here. It looks like I don't want to break it. Will you get that for me? Yeah, I'm already breaking up. I'm already trying too hard on this. Yeah careful the art department's watching who are these calm? If you want to malice cool stuff for us to check out We always do appreciate that. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's in there real tight. I got it. You got it Carl had to get his mom wife to do it for him

Didn't come by that name by accident Wow, what is this I? Went to see Cory Feldman again. Oh shit. It's Cory Feldman poster a Cory Feldman poster. That's sick That's awesome. That's some original art right there is sick that's awesome that's some original art right there sure is all right well thank you very much I'm glad I didn't wreck it so cow photographer or something yes thank you cow photographer that's amazing I appreciate that very cool that will that will definitely go up in the studio here what do we have a little note on there too? That's from the artist. Oh nice the artists on this

So you're dead All right Very good. Thank you very much. That's awesome. Who are these calm is where you want to go? All right, I think Annie is out of here over ride was outside for dinner. No one she hastily took off like that Any any leaving just shook you didn't it it did I wasn't ready for that? I'm glad that we got through I didn't even play the false ending or anything I'm glad we got right to the reviews that worked out. Well. Hey, there's everyone go

Yeah, now I want to Let's hear some voicemails then we'll all get out of here Hey Carl, it's me dad Okay, I think it's time for an emergency podcast. I Just saw that not Sam as in Sam Roberts is Releasing a t-shirt and on the back of the t-shirt it says emergency podcast. So he's part of the Dabbleverse now. So that means we can go after his kids.

Let's go. Is that true? Our emergency podcast only happening in the Dabbleverse? I do want that shirt though. That sounds pretty cool. I'll check it out. Thank you. Is there something outside of the Dabbleverse?

No. I'm scared. I'm scared to dip my toe out there. I don't know what's going on. Hey, Carl. Do you think Stuttering John should fear retribution by President Trump now that he's pointed a crony, Cash Fatale, as head of the FBI? Trump's got a long memory.

He doesn't forget that prank phone call that he had on Air Force One. Good point. Where Stuttering John got through by tricking Jared Kushner. So I think Trump's going to get cash to go after his enemies, and at least in the top 25 is Stuttering John Melendez. John, maybe you should pack your bags and head for Brazil. Stop your goddamn slurping by the way and your lip smacking. Rock and rolla. How awesome would that be if Trump's in the dabble verse? Oh man. And he starts fucking with John,

like Vince the lawyer, step aside. I got the FBI advice on my team. We're gonna really fuck with him. That'd be amazing. I bet he'd be really good at it. He doesn't drink or do drugs. That's true. I think he would really focus on this.

That's true, that's a good point. Let's get on Twitter too. 49ers fan calling in. 49ers win baby. Why they locked. Why? Yeah, sorry about that. Dominating performance by the Buffalo Bills on Sunday night. Great game.

Yes. Did you see that? This is so sad. There was that little girl who survived cancer. Yes. 49ers fan who was there with a sign that said I survived cancer, my first football game. Yeah. And some asshole, drunk asshole, like pushed her dad in there or something.

And then Vinnie posted it yeah and she found it on the stairs oh Vince posted it oh Vinny our Vinny yeah of course he did he's like those bills fans are mean yeah well you're a prick and you're wearing a dolphin's jersey so yeah they're gonna be mean to you it's gonna happen but that i i'm gonna go out and let me say that was uncalled for yeah i don't think that's good behavior to have at a football game there. I said it Go to the creep off calm and vote for Carl. Hi Carl I'm calling in response to the request from the great see moose He seems to be keen to start some caller call-outs. What a fucking stupid idea

I mean who would engage in such petty foolishness It reminds me of the original biggest problem show where I think it was bad What a fucking stupid idea. I mean, who would engage in such petty foolishness? It reminds me of the original Biggest Problems show, where I think it was Bad Ombre, who was the progenitor of such behaviors, turned convicted pedophile. Anyway, great fart moves. You, sir, sound like you have oddly shaped balls. Why don't you slither back into the sea where you will have water can hopefully cool off those sick burns? Wow. This is heating up in the voicemail. Sure is the show. I don't know what's gonna happen. Apparently that girl has got $14,000 that are go fund me. That's pretty good. Good. Good. Bill's mafia provides. All right, this is a call coming in from my speech therapist again.

Guess listening to the show. See how well they're doing. Carl, this is your speech therapist gave you a little homework assignment last week. clear that you haven't been doing your due diligence because not four minutes in to the new episode that I'm listening to, you forgot the L and another A-L word. Remember always, always? Now you say, I'm noticing you say almost, almost, almost. What is it with you and else exactly exactly almost always always what the fuck dude call me back love it love you love the show yeah fuck you I'm in a hurry and else slow me down he loves you there you know speech therapist is always busting my balls. I don't like L's either. Yeah, I'm getting all the L's off my show just like John. Hey Carl, KST here.

Jesus Christ, John. You're like a fucking autistic kid on a fucking public access show in the fucking 90s when you're Thanksgiving Day. It's pretty close. I thought we were on a girl. You're fat. What do you think you're Danny? Go up on a lethal weapon? Don't call me that the car. I just can't don't call me back. He's pretty fed up with John's antics and who can blame him really? Gary and San Diego call him back again

Well, you can always tell when John's running low on money. He starts scolding his members like he did on Monday. I don't see any tens, twenties, fifties or hundies. I need cash so I can make my daughter's car payment and I could get money for my boat payment and I need money for the ladies. You guys need to pony up. It's Christmas. Get with the season and send me more money. You could tell he's going broke. Why doesn't he ask his boss at the ad agency for an advance? He's such a valuable employee. I don't understand it. They should have given them a bonus, a signing bonus, like they used to do in baseball, a big signing bonus, maybe 100,000 just to sign on for the ad agency. Oh, it's so sad, John. You're running broke. Put your goddamn lip smacking rock and roll.

Yes, that is true. When john starts getting upset with the chat, he was getting all $2 super chats today. $1.99, which is very funny. But he's kind of given up on the agency thing. Why does he do show like that? He does something stupid. No one believes him. He can't even articulate what a day would be like in an ad agency. Nope. We all call him out and then he just stops doing it. There was no pay off for that at all. Got us again, John. Good one. Did he think an agency was going to hire him because of that? I have no idea what he was thinking. We're going to Super Bowl commercial. Yeah. Okay. So Carl Hamburger and Chris Halldog, I figured I'd call you guys and let you know we're getting really close to the

600th episode You know, I'm just pretty happy about that and I just wanted to let you guys know that's pretty much it Thanks. Yeah, very excited with the 600. That's gonna be our best That was anxious Andy. He calls back again. Hey, what's up, Carl? Excuse me, Carl hamburger and Chris hotdog. This is anxious Andy calling once again. I forgot to put in the other part of my voicemail earlier. That fucking joke that I heard earlier about the, what is Jared and Sherwin's favorite color?

That motherfucker said neon black. Dude, I'm telling you, that is probably the funniest fucking joke I've heard in so goddamn long. Dude, I was in tears, man. That was the funniest fucking thing. That was a bunker. But in order in response to that, I just want to let you know that an Ethiopian with a dime on their head is called a nail. So that's my response to

that joke. Fuck you, Carl. What's up, Chris? And that's about it. Fuck you, bud All right. Thank you anxious Andy for bringing your own brand of humor to the show We do appreciate that or some of us do anyway Guys, thanks for being here. Thanks for hanging out. Let's get the fuck out of here Yes, thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. Bye.

This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. Hahaha. Goodbye. Hey, goodbye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, folks. Guess. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, folks Guess what?

That was a great episode that was really great man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that Don't you worry about it don't you worry about it. Don't you worry about it. Well, you should be worried about it actually. Sorry, I take that back. You shouldn't be very worried. Be very, very worried.