Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep577 - Coffee With the Dog!

Episode Date: December 8, 2024

You’re waking up having coffee with the dog, aka minddog, aka Matt Nappo. This is a daily morning show with a panel of “comics” and “celebrity” guests. The panel includes such names as GD Fenderson (who you might know from Blind Mike’s show) and the guests include names like Jackie Martling (who you might know from Who Are These Broadcasters).  Trucker Andy joins the show to explore minddog’s music and his cohosts’ stand up comedy. Lucy Tightbox is also on the show as we take a look at how Haliey Welch (Hawk Tuah) and her team is handling her fans losing millions of dollars on her new $HAWK memecoin offering. Andy has an update on Jerry Banfield’s tips on crypto as well as the current state of Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell’s show (back to old form!). Stuttering John had ClayDabbler on and John didn’t like that his guest was challenging his actions. When you really break it down you discover that Stuttering John treats his family worse than anyone in the Dabbleverse possibly could. We wrap it up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the internet news starring Jenny Jingles, and your voicemails.  Trucker Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Lucy Tightbox’s show – http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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let's get into it it's a show hosted by Mind Dog whose name is Matt Nappo and there's a panel of people on this show including Ron Kane, Stephen the sitcom Ortiz and GD Fendersen and I with that one wait, G.D. Fendersen is on this? All right, now I'm listening. I don't think we've ever covered him on this show. Right. Blind Mike covers him. Yeah, G.D. is a Blind Mike locale.

He is. He's a humorist. We'll get more into that. But he has used to be on the same podcast as Tom Myers. So there's some overlap with these people who think they're funny, well into their 40s and 50s, and cannot figure out that they're not funny, and just continue to do it, which is great for us. We do appreciate that. Let me read

you the description of the show. It says, the Mind Dog TV podcast encourages independent free thinking, we seek to open the doors to provocative subjects and bring fresh ideas and perspectives to light. We discuss topics that inspire different points of view. This channel also includes videos from my music and blog. This guy, Matt Nappo, and by the way, a new addition. Now he's also painting on the channel too.

He does art. He has a new show where he does Photoshop art. You can watch him do it. Bob Ross style. He even credits Bob Ross with it. And he put one out five days ago has 20 views the show is virtually unfindable yes it is because it's called so many different things like the mind dog TV podcast is what the

description says but the show is called coffee with the dog but then there's other things going on as well and when when you go to his website, mind dog tv.com, it says coffee with a dog is a daily morning show that airs live 9am eastern to 1130 eastern on YouTube, rumble, twitch, facebook, twitter, linkedin and iHeartRadio. What? All those live streams on linkedin. Is that going on? I didn't know. Are people going to linkedin to watch podcasts now? It's possible. I don't go on linkedin. I don't know what's doing over there. Maybe that's where his viewership is really great. Yeah. Well, you know what's going to be edgy and crazy because it starts off with a disclaimer.

And that's how you know, you're like, whoa, I'm in for something here. I don't know what's going to happen. The opinions expressed on this program are those of the host or guests and should not be? interpreted as statement of fact Independent fact-checking and corrections are encouraged. I thought it was gonna be funny, but it's literally like yeah I mean you got to tell us that we're full of shit you can Okay, why is that my job? We need your permission. Yeah, I just write rather you guys just figure it out. It'd be better for me, but whatever So then we go to the intro the intro is this high-energy morning radio

Show intro with this guy who's like an old guy who's a curmudgeon. No one's ever done that love in the lighting. Blue your fired. Oh, that's even worse. Wake up America. You've got a dog that needs walking. That's right sunshine. Just put on a big pot of strong coffee and get ready to type your little hate mail with your dog. That's right sunshine just put on a big pot of strong coffee and get ready to type your

little hate mail with your opinions about kumbaya and flat earth insanity. Stand up comedy? You want stand up comedy? Well we got well we've got sit down comedy. It's time for coffee with a dog. You make me laugh Well, well well We'll wait for the music yet Okay

Take your time Sit here in silence. Yeah, the theme song please mine started very so we could skip it because it's virtually the same thing He's just muttering at the chat Maybe yeah, that what he's doing because he's talking to himself Have you seen the chat this shows two and a half hours long and there's maybe five or six messages by the end of it And two of them are GD Fenders Nothing going on on this show who the fuck is he talking to then because it's I think he has like pretend producers and stuff He's I'm how he fired some guy. guy think that was supposed to be a joke and stuff

The thing that I picked up on is He's constantly toggling around the layout and he can never get the layout right and it's one of these things where it's like dude figure it out This is your what episode number is this? 770 or something like that. Yeah, this is episode 770 was one of the ones I was checking out and He cuts to this commercial and then he comes back from the commercial and he has these issues Commercial we're gonna end

All right It's just commercial ever gonna end. What the hell is that kind of layout folks? We don't we don't we don't want to do that Why I thought I pulled Stephen out of here Stephen With his big ugly mug that just pops in uninvited just that big old Ugly faces taking up the whole screen because he's on his phone decided to run away Before coming on the air today. So right now we have Ron I ate too much turkey cane and GD I'm on sale today.

Black Friday, Fenderston. Cause GD is a black guy. They make a lot of jokes about that. But this is going to be a theme. The reason why I played that is because you're gonna see throughout these clips It's constantly like oh shit now We have this person there off the screen and how do I get that panel back really constantly struggling with stream yard? The easiest software to use ever it is Consistently struggling with as if it's part of the show there's buttons to push. I got to push the buttons It's not what what's the use of having the buttons if I don't push them all why is everyone so goddamn relaxed doing their show It noise the hell out of me. It's like act like you're performing in front of an audience get nervous, right?

Before we get a little too far away from the intro. Yes at the end of that they said well It's not stand-up comedy. It's sit-down comedy. Yes, which is a corny thing to say Except for that Steve the sitcom or tease is name that for a reason right he is wheelchair bound and When I said GD Fendersen was part of this show I knew that it was gonna be Devoid of laughs yeah, so when I see these other guys I have to go and find out what they're all about. Sure. Off the podcast. And my clip too was the only thing I could find from Steve

Ortiz online. This is Stephen, the sitcom Ortiz with the lighter side of finance. Uh, US marked Chinese stocks are at a record high right now, which is fantastic for both imports coming into the US and into China. And also very good due to the fact that China is invading us one product at a time. So my commie comrades, get ready for a banging economy. Enjoy life in your fucking wheelchair prison Yeah, I just I like rolling your eyes at the camera is not a punchline Steve I Like that you could hear his cat meowing in the background

That's a sad sad man does no one know they can take a second take at these things Sad, sad man. Does no one know they can take a second take at these things? Blind Mike is in the chat. He says the dog once tried to fight him when someone was trolling GD in his chat. I didn't know about that. So you've already had a run in with this guy. I'm a little bit fascinated by him. It seems like this is how he makes his living. He talks about having sponsors. There's about 18,000 subs to this YouTube channel There's like almost no engaged. Did you get your computer working? Congrats, that's that's big news

So I maybe I should I should have talked to Mike before this because it is in the JD Fendersen universe or GD. I should say I don't know. It was once a JD GD. Mm-hmm is annoying to me What else did you pick up on from this? He's annoying to me to from this podcast I? Picked up on the fact that Matt is surrounding himself as with quote-unquote comedians, but Doesn't seem to be funny in any single way himself in clip three See oh look at that the loop thing seems to be fixed. Good morning. It is Wednesday, November 27, 2024, the day before Thanksgiving, unless you're a turkey. And then it's a day before the final showdown, your final,

your last walk, walk the last last mile something like that a green mile Is that how that works the two are killed on Thanksgiving Day? It's weird. That's not how their turkeys rush or Thanksgiving works or comedy works So you better bring in an expert Ron Kane and good. Let's find out exactly what his stand-up is all about And let's find out exactly what his standup is all about. Yeah, I hate all this fucking bullshit hate that's out there right now. There was a restaurant in my neighborhood called Taste of Asia, and they had to shut down because they got so many complaints that they weren't a massage parlor. People were calling them up and saying, hey, less orange chicken and more beef stroke me off

Wow It's like holy shit, he wrote that down. It was like this is a strong one right yeah, it's pretty sure hamburger shit There's one less hospital in Gaza of thanks that bomb this Christ dude of thanks that bomb So that's that's the level of talent we're dealing with you know bring GD fenders in into the mix and well They also have so there's a big panel, but they also have guests on every episode mm-hmm And so he's very excited about the guests now

There are times when the guests don't show up Which we're definitely going to talk about in fact, the most recent episode, there was an issue. Anyway, on with the big program today. Andy Page, who was scheduled to be in our second hour today, has rescheduled yet again. There has to be, I don't know, a limit of rescheduling she can do. I think this is already her third.

So she has rescheduled for January 6th. He complains later to the panel, just like, she always tells me like right the day before, what do you think that's all about? They're like, I don't think she thinks this is a very important show. Yeah. Yeah, sounds about right.

Gotcha there. It's not a priority to her. But this other episode a couple weeks ago. I Was very surprised to hear the guests were Anyway, Jackie the joke man Martling might be joining us around 10 ish what and a 1015 We're expecting Neil Young's brother Bob Bob and Neil you're Bob Bob is Neil Neil and Bob Bob is a golfer Great yeah, so various

It's a weird pairing that they're gonna have Neil Young's brother on the show and Jackie the joke man And I've talked about this before I just want to get it off my chest Jackie does everyone show he does not say no to anyone Even shows on this network. He says yes to Just not me. I got the response saying I'll pass on this one girl The only show he won't do is who are these podcasts even goes on Julie's fucking channel, but he won't come out here at these podcasts He's going on fucking with mind dog over here. And so does that make you feel? Well, I love it's great We don't need Jackie. It's fine.

I know Christian Blatt says Jackie really likes me. Yeah, I know you bought him dinner probably twice. I know. That's how it works. For sure. So then you know, they're teasing that Neil Young's brother Bob was a golfer is going to be on and I guess he has a new book out. That's called mind golf It's even the titles episode is table for two and mind golf episode 770 now You wouldn't know what that is doesn't really make any sense to anyone Because no one knows that Neil Young has a brother writes about golf It's just not a thing nobody cares nobody gives a shit about it, but Thank God GD is there to entertain us.

So yeah, we got Neil Young's brother in the second hour, Bob, and they have a song out called, and now it's part of the audio book for Mind Golf. It's gonna be an interesting conversation. And Jackie might be with us for the whole thing. Your friend Jackie, you love you love Jackie yeah Jackie's great you got Jackie Annas back something like that I'm talking about Jackie the most famous comedian who everian, not baseball player.

Oh, he's black. He's got to be funny, too. You think he didn't have jokes? Put it with all that shit. You think he didn't have jokes? I don't know. I don't know. Just because it's Black Friday doesn't mean everybody's black. Huh? OK, three fits max. Yeah. Oh, boy.

So GD has no comedic instincts. Yeah as a person he go. Oh Jackie on asses Jackie Robinson, what's the day? What about Jack K from 227? Problem was he goes no no I said a comedian because well Jackie Robinson could have been funny I mean you got to think he had to make a lot of jokes He was a tough spot. She's like okay. We try to justify your fucking joke more. It's that working It's not the way to go about this sort of thing at all is and Jackie Barley's not even the funniest comedian named Jackie But whatever it's just gas. He's excited about it, but I'm glad you played that because my clip 5 I I titled this the the balls on gd to say this

When they start talking shitting on Matt for not being funny all right. I don't know what I am I comedian now I guess Now you are because Chuck GPT and Gemini say you are yeah So many people now are being called comedians when they're not comedians, it's it's right I'm sorry. I just can't walk into a room where you call the doctor, I mean, or Reverend. That doesn't work, you know. Or a co-host.

Or a comedian. Not G.D. Fenderson is the gatekeeper who has a right to be in comedy. Why would he think that he needed to talk in that spot? Like, just leave that one be. You don't need to have pity on that connected dots before you open your mouth. Yeah, blind Mike Mentions that they started watching GD's two-hour comedy special last year. They still have yet to finish it every time they turn it on They get through a few jokes, and it's like 30 minutes by like I what else Hours special he's got a two-hour special. That's on her clothes

Well, we got when you have zero jokes. That's a long time to To try to kill it's just him waiting for a bus This is I just say Rob Saul special This is Jackie comes on the show he joins the show is a few minutes late They said it's gonna be 10 o'clock. Comes in about 12 minutes past that and immediately starts complaining. Jackie is in super old man mode

when he comes out of the show. Jackie, the joke man. Martin, good morning, Jackie. No, it's nothing good. What the hell, what kind of wall are you behind? It just took me 20 minutes to sign in. Really? It's asking you got to go through Google. You got to go through stream and it's Streamyard but normally I just

cut and paste and put it in there and I'm right on all of a sudden you got to go through Google. You got to go through YouTube. Fascinating to go on. It's like whatever you got here. Let's start start. Okay, you got here. Let's start the show now. But this turns into a thing because as the host, you're like, oh shit, I just sent out a stream yard. Like I thought that was pretty easy.

Everyone just clicks on it and boom, you're on the show. So they're like Tyler, who's the young college student is on the show for some reason, never really explained. They ask if he had any issues. Tyler, did you have issues this morning? Logging in? No, no, I don't think so. I think I did notice the,

cause I went on another, I went on another show and it had a, Who was she? It wouldn't let me do guest sign in. I had to actually sign in to StreamYard. Wow. All right. So maybe that's what he ran into

was it made him actually log in and create an account versus just Popping in I have no idea what I just did cuz I You know, of course every time you've ever used a password. It's a password that you change recently, you know, yeah dad I know passwords are hard. I always make a change it. Yeah, I'm gonna regret asking this but how's your health? Change it. Yeah, I'm gonna regret asking this but how's your health? Never ask old people how they're doing cuz they're gonna tell you and it's not gonna be always it was good morning Jake goes what's so fucking good about it? Just set him off right there, so Jackie continues to struggle here, and so does mind dog. This is more for manic issues

They can't figure out because gd. Just like popped himself off. I don't like the layout of the screen Get on to this Everything is different. I'm trying to get GD popped out. That's what changed he'd be popped out. Yeah I don't get it. Is it? Anyway. How do you get it to be so it's gallery view. There we go. Yeah, I push something.

Okay. So Jackie's struggling. He's like, I can't see everyone. What's going on? Where is everyone? And he continues to have these issues, even though Mind Dog's moving stuff around in StreamYard and trying to format things differently.

But it's not like a... Theoretically it is. Hold on, how do I get this back to be big again? I don't know. Reem yard and trying to format things differently. It's not like a Theoretically it is hold on. How do I get this back to be big again? Oh, I hate this I can make it big now. I can we go hi guys No, no wrong big wrong. He said he wanted to make it big wrong big. Oh, there's don't be so funny He's doing the jerk-off motion. He's like, oh I can make it big. Hmm. Okay. I mean, this is a hoot Discombo jack. I hope you're ready for some fucking comedy. I never been on a show with a bunch of comedians before Wow, I'm gonna get why you've ever been on a show where the the biggest named comedian just leaves and nobody fucking notices says the value of this his

Presence on the show doesn't change. What do you say that? Cuz right after this Jackie's all of a sudden gone What happened with this? We lost Jackie, how did we lose Jackie? Oh because We're in a five mode here. We can go to six more. Hold on. Where's six? White jobs. Do you want me to go back at the the backstage no here we go no we can add We can't add them to see there. We go all right. Yeah All right, that's what I'm telling you this show is mostly him just like toggling through the different layout Extreme are you open for make myself a little bigger than you a little smaller? That's all we got time for

This week's edition of user error Did you did you check out any of this Jackie interview? Did you know this is a lot of so much this went on Jackie was on the show for an hour and a half So Jesus Christ talking to no one for an hour and a half. I haven't met this before he didn't come on my show And he wouldn't do that I won't work up. I'll get back to what you were looking at, Andy. This is G.D. Fendersen interrupts the conversation with a joke. And this is how, there's no chemistry on this show.

I don't know why these people got together to do this because G.D.'s going for a joke, but then Mind Dog has to slip his joke in and it's all just a disaster. Tyler, have you been introduced to Jackie by chance? No. Hi Tyler. Okay Tyler this is Jackie Martlin he was he was the the king of the one line. Hold on hold on hold on hold on he's Jackie the joke man Martlin not just Jackie Martlin. This is Jackie the joke man Martlin he was the king of the one-liners back when one-liners meant he was doing coke So yeah, very good. I hope you didn't stop the whole program just to do that bad joke. What the fuck?

He sure did Jackie Sure did and I don't know why my dog had to get in there and be like his nicknames the joke man Like okay, let him do a stupid thing. He's on your show. You must enjoy it or something. Let him do a stupid thing We've established that Matt is not funny. He's not good at running his own show Is there anything he is good at because we said at the top that he's a musician So I had to check out some of the music and right this song is called Check out some of the music and wait this song is called Are you ready for this and I have a few problems with this clip, but we could talk about that afterwards Oh On the screen it says my dog rocks this is Always rapping to

Oh Rapping to He's playing all the instruments Oh, no, yeah Have a problem with This is a Tim and Eric skit it looks like oh totally looks like it and I know I don't think he's that's not not him rap obviously that's not him, right? Yeah, it's not like Michael J. Fox and back to the future Yeah That reminded me of when we saw

Steve Miller They start playing fly like an eagle and then the keyboard player comes out and starts rapping in the middle of it And I lost all respect for Steve Miller Eagles But I was also annoyed that he's playing that Les Paul that's not even plugged in and the tone But it's just like don't disrespect Les Paul by pretending that that instrument is playing that video with a shot of their CD that's fucking hilarious very nice promoted right hmm hey but he's a style master cuz this

next song is called the kind of guy I am this is definitely him singing this But this reminded me of those Hey, yeah, Tony Mingo. Let's do a showcase about well Let's show everybody how funny we is and how talented we is and this song sucks out loud and This is another one of those things where people pantomime the lyrics while they're singing them which is something I fucking hate but let's see this banger I Wish he'd be a stroke He's having stroke for real

Like that all of those shots where it's his like cell phone camera You can see the sweat from his fat bald head. He's still on the camera, so it just looks blurry as all hell Yeah, this guy does a lot of Tripod setups yet another one that I didn't bother clipping It's just him playing acoustic guitar in front of a pickup truck and it's like now the camera's over here And now it's over here, and it's only just me It's only just ever Matt But it's five different angles cutting back and forth between him singing a love song that's what keeps me engaged

Now look at the left side now look at the right set straight on Certainly is he yeah, it's definitely not the quality of the songwriting Lucy I want you to take a crack at this looney tunes critic remember for five months. We appreciate that Can you sing this for us Lucy? I can't oh my god. I hate you you got this Scott but a bit deep about the nope I still can't I'm the scat man. I can't hurt and we all know that yeah Nope, I still can't I'm the scat man. I can't hurt and we all know that yeah Damn it all thank you very much Looney Tunes credit And we showcase some of the music there, but I was also bumping around with some of our

greatest hits low cows and If you're gonna put music out if it's not at this level in clip 8 then I don't know about it Sorry to 76 this is called Harry spiders Experimenting with key signatures. And time signatures. He's getting into his groove. He's so stupid. I think the beat is the problem It sounds like a cat is walking on it yeah

You know like when you're a little kid yeah little kid your parents get you involved in everything you got swim lessons You're playing soccer you're doing art classes. You're playing an instrument. This is Jerry Banfield's life forever. Yes always for They're always trying out new things for him to do as he has any aptitude for anything Yeah, you got to try everything to figure out what you're good at today. I think I'll lose six hundred thousand dollars You gotta try everything to figure out what you're good at today. I think I'll lose six hundred thousand dollars Yeah, we might hear more from him later, but I have a what else you got so We've been teasing this Bob Young's gonna show up and talk about mind golf And I don't know about you guys But I want to know more about what Neil Young brother has to say about playing golf no shit obviously

Looks like Bob Young is having any trouble signing in or he's not coming either one of those things I don't know what they did. He had to bring it up again to get on stream yard What I have no idea like that's the internet telling them we don't need your goddamn music anymore goddamn music anymore. We will. It's not Neil Young. Enough with signing in. So no Neil Young. It was never Neil Young. It was never going to be Neil Young, guys.

Neil Young's brother, Bob. Robert Young, the golfer guy. And I like that, I think that Mind Dog used that as an excuse. He's not blowing us off. He's just also having a hard time signing in. Obviously. Everyone wants to be a guest on this show. so because they're talking about golf We talked about the sitcom up here. Who's in a wheelchair. He's got a joke I

Went to go try golfing, but my handicap was too high Doesn't make sense my handicap was too high Doesn't make sense my handicap was too high You'd think you would know how handy can't yeah, right Okay, whatever So then they get into Snoop Dogg talk Jackie's telling a story about something happened on the Howard Stern show and Snoop Dogg They don't play it on Howard 101 anymore he's gonna play any other funny stuff on there and

I know a little bit about Jackie just from his time on the Howard Stern Show and listening to that show quite often. Jackie is obsessed with money, but not just money, other people's money. It's why he left the Howard Stern Show. He didn't think that he was getting enough of the pie for all the money they were making when they went to syndication. And so as soon as Snoop Dogg brought up, he has to bring this up. He got a frightening amount of money for the Olympics. Like somebody told me like hundreds of millions of dollars or something like that, you know. So Jackie's only thing with Snoop is just like,

you know, he got hundreds of millions of dollars to do the Olympics? I looked it up. He got $500,000 a day, good money, but it's an 18 day event so 9 million dollars would be that the cap on that if he worked every day of the Olympics not hundreds of millions That doesn't sound right Someone at BCC should be fired if that's the kind of money. They're throwing at Snoop Dogg

What are we gonna do with these millions over here? We're gonna watch the Olympics or they're not gonna watch it Olympics not because like Oh Snoop Dogg's out of our Our Alex Cooper and Snoop Dogg. Well, then yeah now all of a sudden I care about this shit. No, of course not. Oh and then they they're ending the show and Of course Jackie's always there with some plugs. Hey Christmas So might as well do some plugs it's a great gift season and

My books great holiday gifts if you've got a friend or uncle or an aunt that's a Gonna get excited about it fans and My joke books on the autobiography and also cameo I haven't get been getting any cameos I don't I used to get so many of them do you do those maybe it's because of it's weird now cuz you know what happened all these people who don't belong on cameo right that's the problem and I thought that mind I was implying that he was that cameo so I looked it up and he's not

Thank goodness But yeah, I'm sure that was gonna want a a Jackie book for Christmas. Hey remember 30 years ago Do you like Jackie Bartling out? Here's a a joke book that he wrote so thoughtful What's great about this episode? Here's the thumbnail for it. So They called this You know as I mentioned before table for two and mindgolf the thumbnail has a photo of a dog and Then Neil Young's brother with his book mindgolf and then that kid Tyler

That no one's ever heard of he's like a college student who has a podcast or something. Mm-hmm. No Jackie at all Checkers on the show most of the time. he's the biggest celebrity they've ever got yeah, they have to have Bob Young on the same day. That's amazing They thought yeah wouldn't it made sense I have questions about Tyler does he ever say or do anything because he just looks like the happiest Kid in the entire world like he is smiling through all of these clips that we were watching He has the biggest smile on his face. He's like this is the best day of my life He's just happy to be there the interview with him before Jackie comes on, but I didn't want to bore you guys Tyler everyone wants to know Well Carl everybody you we've seen at the beginning that he was using

Some kind of AI tool or some he had that little Cartoon of himself right and there were a lot of different versions of it. Oh, it's me at the beach. It's me shopping for Sex toys. Yeah, you know what? It's me in a cup of coffee. You could make it do whatever you want. So of course, Matt is trying to harness the power of AI to make his show more interesting. And AI is not for everyone, Chris.

No. Let's find out how bad it is. Actually breaking news in the DB Cooper case. I want to share that with you here if I can. A parachute that may be connected to infamous hijacker DB Cooper is reigniting interest in the only unsolved hijacking in US aviation history. The big picture, a series of stories marking the 53rd anniversary of last weekend of DB Cooper's infamous heist highlights the 2022 discovery of a modified parachute on the property of former suspect.

State of play. Despite years of investigation, the FBI closed the DB Cooper case in 2016 So this guy's just here so that Matt can make fun of his hair I guess and they can take a shot at GD So it's just an AI voice in an AI kind of animation of a guy who's not even wording things correctly Yeah, okay Guy who's not even wording things correctly yeah, okay? Joke is DB Cooper sounds kind of like GD. Whatever the hell his last name is it doesn't but yeah I guess that's a joke right. I thought they were trying to say that GD was the suspect Because he's black

That is usually the joke slightly funnier. It's that usually what the joke is that everything is about him being black Yeah, so that would make sense, but this is what untalented lazy people are doing Helga Mann is doing it with her book The trainwreck channel is full of chapter there It's like two by two I the next clip is a clip of what they're doing over there, but it's not let's not play it Instead let's play the other attempt of Matt to use AI to plug An upcoming show for all the guys from coffee with the dog Yeah, I started to step on his toes, but this is breaking news. I felt like it was worth

Getting this out in the open in in in front of you as soon as possible because it's big news big hey look at this there's big news from the world of comedy oh there was big news comedic talent from coffee with the dog to use that term very liberally will be performing at governor's comedy club on january 24th 2025 in levittown new york in the giggle room But as a bundle we form a mighty faggot They're all appearing together I kind of want to go to that show. I was gonna say are we going can Can we get blind Mike and his crew and we'll all combine to go and watch that mm-hmm Who wants to go to Levittown in January late January?

Shockingly I do all right. Maybe we'll make that happen then but thank God AI was here to tell us about it well, yeah, you know was not AI is GD Fenderson and What he does do every episode is he writes a little monologue or he has like this joke that he puts together that he comes out with and he comes hard. Good morning America, minddogtv.com. Today's December 6. Guess what? It's the National Bartender Day. Wow, that's a loud voice. I'm sorry. Go ahead. I didn't mean to interrupt. It's just like it was booming.

A day to celebrate the draft. It's also a National Gaspacho Day. A day to celebrate gazpachos. It's National Miners Day, or as Matt Gaetz calls it, date night. It's National Microwave Oven Day. A day to celebrate by reheating your leftover nispacho my dog TV calm

Enjoy the suffering and support your local mercenaries This is something that this guy does every time and it's the laziest thing to do where you look up national whatever day and then try to write jokes about it because Who cares? also failed miserably on every front every facet right ron Kane is actively annoyed Never talks yeah, and somehow Steven being hospitalized is funnier than these jokes. I thought that was a green screen at first Fucking poor guy yeah, he's got some issues

He's on this show you feel bad about that. He's in the hospital This is the most recent episode and they bring out a guest So this is just yesterday morning and they bring their first guest on and of course, there's formatting and layout issues with joy creativity and resilience with decades of experience and corporate executive leadership coach Susan has Deep understanding of the challenges, opportunities that come with major life changes. She's got a book out about art journaling

and we're gonna talk to her right now as soon as I do something like this. And there's- Just take yourself off. Oh no, I got the wrong, why do we, I always have, good morning Susan. Good morning. Because you're a dumb ass.

Yeah, I've already put you next to Ron like that. That's a terrible thing to do. Perfect. Every time, every time he tries to switch things around, some people get thrown off and everything's in the wrong spot and he has to move it and talk about it. So this guest they have on this Susan, she wrote a book and it's for adults. I kid you not. Listen to the explanation of this book. It's for adults. I kid you not. Listen to the explanation of this book. So the whole concept of art journaling here is you go back to that like child artists and you actually play with what you love to use them. Crayons, finger paints. I'm a big fan of the big Elmer's glue stick. I love that thing. I to, you know, I'm no deal with Elmer's

there, but I'm just, that is the product for me and collaging. And what it does is it's very much like a written journal, right? Except it moves you into that creative part of your brain and it just gives you some play. As an adult, we don't have enough play. Speak for yourself. Yeah, no shit art journaling Her idea is to get finger pains out and crayons and then you're gonna be in a better mood after that I don't want to kill myself. Oh, yeah Kill myself with a glue stick I made a macaroni noose Anyway this show sucks very creative We're proud of you

Anyway this show sucks and he's anything else you want to play You picked up on last one clip 12. This is Steve Ortiz being Watch him be embarrassed by GD. Just talking And we both jumped out of a plane mister G. GD Cooperson, GD Cooperson, good morning. Good morning America, MindDogTV.com. Have you not been hitting your bliss code because you are not having success? I don't be holding the phone. Because you're not having a successful toy interaction?

Well, as we say in real estate and business, location, location, location. Try a little to the left or the right. MindDogTV.com. Oh, geez, Spock. Enjoy this, support the local mercenaries and enjoy the suffering. What just happened to Steven Ed?

Do you see that? I don't know if that was Tourette's or what it was. I edged. He's crying because he can't believe this is his life now. Yeah, so did GD ever do the read correctly It doesn't help that asshole keeps interrupting him while he's trying to get through one sentence I guess that's the joke or something. Yeah, I mean, it's the funniest thing that happened on this show But well, I I'm not gonna make you suffer through this. I did do more of a deep dive on GD I'll save that for another time because I found some of his comedy and his website and stuff that he's up to and so

That would be worth exploring. Yeah, I was like that's kind of buying Mike's thing It is Mike's thing dig too much into G. That would be the first thing I stole from We're doing a woke, the live show in Detroit. So I think that it is time now for our Cringe of the Week, Cringe of the Week. And the Cringe of the Week comes in, this actually came in a little while ago. C and Discord sent this in and it's our friend Greg Opie Hughes. And Greg is such a child he gets a phone call and of course like

all old men it plays a song when you get a phone call on your cell phone. Sometimes we would put you back on hold so you could hear your phone call but uh you know um but basically whoa Whoa He's dancing he's holding up his phone. Oh my god and dancing Ignorance really is blessed What a joke. Sure is. Sure is.

You mean your career path? Yeah, it's wild. And I'll just plug, I'll just cover this real quick. Yesterday, Mr. Loves Company, you know, you got Bob Levy back on there with Chad and Kevin Brennan and then Jim 14 hops on before them are talking and I couldn't help but notice who was super chatty on our buddy Tom Myers now Tom Myers has been on MLC a couple of times he thinks he's one of the gang he thinks he can hang with those guys and one of the ways in the

hack verse or the shit verse or the dabble verse that people wind with each other is through common enemies. So if you have a common enemy, all right, now we're buddies because we have this is what josh been trying to align with Chad for all this time. Of course, now they're fighting. We'll talk more about that. But I just had to grab a screenshot of this. Tom Myers, five bucks podcast, Karen slash W ATP says all the laughs on my podcast are forced at and at my request So all of their BS is self-protection F them go MLC No, they weren't talking about me. I was gonna say

Right, they're talking about Julie, but we both saw this at the same time We came to the same conclusion Tom Myers has five dollars. I couldn't believe you That's amazing but yeah he for some reason he wanted to make the conversation about me because he knows they don't like me right he doesn't like me so he's like hey guys I'm on Carl's a jerk too right huh yeah I think Chad's response was yeah there's a lot of fake laughter on that show okay got me got me good with that one. Not sure what to get the young people on your list. The latest phone, sneakers, video games?

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Big news this week with our girl, uh, Hayley Welch, hactua. She's been trying a lot of new things as everybody knows and boy did she step in it She's got some splaining to do I believe Lucy what happened with her Hawk? Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, so so she started a cryptocurrency just wonderful and of course everybody is accusing it of just being a rug pull scheme So yeah, I lost 450 million dollars in market value three hours Insiders off boarding their stakes for huge some the buyers that are snipers just completely completely absurd only a small cluster of buyers When it was initially offered and then they all sold it immediately

Exactly. So today we're gonna to actually be checking out her and some of her partners in this cryptocurrency held a phone call so that they could kind of try to address some of the concerns. Now, this is the first problem because a cryptocurrency should not have a corporation behind it, right? A cryptocurrency that defeats the entire purpose of it, but that's what the meme coins are doing. So that's what Haley did. So we're going to be checking out this phone call. I've been having a little bit of a challenge figuring this out exactly. I believe that this was just an open phone call where anybody could call in. And so one of the people that calls in is Coffeezilla.

Coffeezilla of course is an infamous guy who is constantly exposing all these crypto scams. He's really good at what he does. So he's already made a video about this and he does a great job covering it. I wanted to check out the phone call itself so that we could kind of get a feel for what exactly was happening. So there's going to be a couple of important players in this. So the most important one obviously is Miss Hawk Tooa herself. So we have this lovely, lovely dick sucker and she's gonna be a part of this call. And then in addition to that we also have this guy named Doc Hollywood who is my personal favorite of the personalities and he's part of like

her crypto team and he is just the most bro-y of all bros that has ever existed in the bro universe. You do need that for crypto so that's good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He does a great job on it. And then also in addition to that on the call, we have the opposite side of the coin. So we have like the cop sorts of guys. So we have both Coffeezilla and FaZe Banks who are gonna be questioning everything that's going on. Nice, all right.

Troy Smith, by the way, I have to give him credit for this. He goes, I haven't heard anyone make the joke that it should be called a spit coin Yeah, damn it all Yes That would be so smart. Hey about this You know, that's one of the things that's crazy. I did so much research on this topic Do you know how long it took me to figure out? I believe that it is called Hawk coin I can't even find the actual I can find the Tag for it, but I can't find the actual name of it

There is a separate to a coin that got created a couple of days after it and seems to actually be doing okay Hilarious I thought I saw a headline I think in Rolling Stone that it's dollar sign Hawk So that might help you track down what's going on with this? But yeah, so that's like that's like the the equivalent of the ticker name to it, but like what do I call it in my? So I'm calling it Hawk coin so in my I call it clip one Yeah, that's a more accurate name for it. So in my clip one Haley is going to open up the phone call And she's just absolutely reading from a script, which is probably good because I think we can all agree she's probably not the smartest. And

this will be the most that she says during the entire phone call. Hey, y'all, it's Haley. And I just want to say thank you for joining my space. And I also want to thank you for my 15,000 holders. We got snipe bought it today, but we didn't sell a single token. This is just a launch. and I want to tell you I'm here to stay. The plan is to give these coins to my real fans, the ones that buy my merch, watch my podcast, donate to my charity. And I also wanted to tell you that I learned a lot along the way, but I just want to say screw the sniper bots and I'm not going anywhere.

She said she wanted to give them to her fans? Yes. I think you are your fans. You purchased them. She wanted to give them to her fans. Yes, you are your fans you purchase them No, she she a big a big part of their thing is that they have given away so many coins But I where would you guess that most of her fans are located? Like in the world So I would say that most of them are probably in the United States right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah So I would say that most of them are probably in the United States, right? Yeah, so

Here's an interesting thing that I uncovered about hawk coin if you'll pull up my screenshot from clip 14 I learned oh that is real hard to read perhaps you could help me with that. Sure Yeah, it's dark purple on black But says the hawk token claim and distribution are not offered to or intended for U.S. persons as defined under the regulation as of the U.S. Securities Act of 1933, or persons located in the United States. Access to this site and participation in the token claim and distribution are prohibited for such persons. By proceeding, you confirm that you are not a U.S. person and are not accessing the site from the United States.

Yep, that's right. I tried to get myself a little hawk coin action because I was curious and I felt like it was good for the bit. You can't get one if you live in the United States. Is that really true or is it just a disclaimer that they have to put out there like, don't copy this videotape, you'll get you. Based on my understanding of things, it is incredibly hard to do it in addition to that in order to get one of these free Ones you have to link them to all of your social medias. So you have to link your I believe it's

tic-tac gmail Oh my god, there's like your Twitter you have to put in all of that information So it's basically just another scam to be able to spam you through all of those things That's smart. I like it. It's it's crazy. It's a free lunch people Yeah, yeah And I definitely not with this because people are losing money left and right Now i'm not actually going to talk a ton about the people who have lost money. I think that we can all kind of agree She's an idiot for doing this and they're all idiots for

buying Hawk coin for sure like there's not a smart person here. You should know what you're investing in none of these people who are Hawk 2 of fans know anything about cryptocurrency. Yes exactly. Exactly, exactly. So in my clip 2 we're're gonna start checking out Doc Hollywood. Now again, Doc Hollywood is my favorite player in this game. And he does most of the talking during the call, except for when Coffeezilla is interrupting and yelling. Okay. And he's basically just full of like catch phrases. Like, this is supposed to be fun. So we'll check that out in clip. Yo, Haley, they try to fuck us. It's all good. It's all good. Let them know you're here to

fucking you're not you're not here to get sniper bought it all day. You're not here to get fucked. We're here to have some fun. We're here to meme. This is the call they're supposed to be doing to cover the rest. Oh, yeah, right Not only that he says he says Haley's not here to get fucked. That's literally what she got famous for what are you talking? That's that is the one and only thing and he's constantly saying things like oh, I'm just here to meme I'm just here to meme Control this is their damage control call. And it's just like, guys we're having fun, right? Everyone's having a blast, right?

I mean except for the people who lost their life savings. I haven't had as much fun, but what about that? All the people in the chat are memeing the Monopoly guy with his pockets turned out. Hi, where's my hawk coin? Good meme. I heard that that guy is Howie Mandel's son-in-law. Is that true? Don Howie is Howie Mandel's son-in-law is that true Don't know how he would is how he Mandel's son-in-law well is that is he married to his co-host because his daughter is on his show Oh, that's a good. I wonder if it's the same daughter how that works. I didn't take that deep car fair enough

So let's let's dive a little bit more into Doc Hollywood I I didn't find out his exact relationships, but in my clip three He's going to talk about scams because we all know looking in at this this appears to be a scam sure does The people here that you guys are already fucked y'all are fucked fucked in the head Fucked every day thinking everything's a scam and you know what you guys are right. Everything is a scam, but not this You know what you guys were right everything is a scam, but not this With that yeah, not this what even is reality. I mean this could be all a simulation. We don't know Okay, man, we're just talking about this one thing You guys just don't know about crypto all right. Yeah, maybe we need to hear from an expert. Can you pull up my clip?

14 oh, okay. Yeah, let's let's see what Jerry has to say about it I was buying Bitcoin at 16,000 when everybody said it was going to zero and I stacked up and I have like $75,000 worth of crypto that I got by buying like 50 bucks of it a day and stacking it when it was low Everybody fomoing in now you missed most of the gains you should have been buying when I was buying Good god Jerry's only one to five hundred thousand dollars a day You just should have been buying when they were creating the hot coin and selling it giving it to insiders and telling them when to sell That's what you so easy sure easy Giving it to insiders and telling them when to sell that's what every so easy. Sure easy

As long as we're talking about experts I think we'll skip over to my clip 5 because conveniently Haley recently like a week or so ago had mark Cuban on her podcast Yeah And which means that she had you know, a billionaires brain to pick And the topic of crypto does in fact come up they're talking about Bitcoin So how does Haley participate in this conversation? Hopefully, you know, in a positive way since she's about to launch her own coin. Now there was a guy that lost like a shit ton of Bitcoin.

It's Bitcoin, yeah. Yeah, it's on a hard drive. He traded it for a pizza. How do you not? He traded it for a pizza. No, at the beginning, yeah, at the beginning. We're in the early days of Bitcoin. Do you have a trend in crypto?

I do not. Chelsea gave boy Maddie's pizza yesterday Okay People say like those she's actually really good Haley's really good at this like what are you talking about? I've seen zero evidence of this. I like pizza Box or something like okay. She knows what she's talking about. She got fucking nothing She would have worn a box or something like okay. She knows what she's talking about. She's got fucking nothing Yeah, she has nothing this and I mean again that is like the history of cryptocurrency That's important you would think that she would at least know about that a little bit before going into this huge venture

Right. Well, did she learn about podcasting before starting a podcast? No, to say yeah, so everything works out for the edge. I just smiles and everything works out. Yeah Cuban thinking going on this show Wild isn't it fuck in my clip six will visit with Mark Cuban again He's basically him saying that he doesn't want any of her trash meme coin. Oh Yeah, if I want to make, can I give you some tokens? Yeah, I'll give you my wallet. Are you sure you're going to launch? I don't know. I'm not a big fan about meme coins. I love crypto, but you can make some money from it. There's no doubt about it. Yeah, you can. No one else, just the people who are creating the meme coin.

Oh God. So the next guest after this was my girl Brooke Schofield. I'm sure you brought a lot of clips of that for me. Just for you, Carl. Just for you. You know what I like? I do. That's exactly why we're going to move back to Haley in my clip four. So this is going to be actually it's it's Doc Hollywood again, he's going to try to explain Haley's credentials as a crypto coin creator. So, you know, let's see what those are. Because, you know, Haley is brand new to crypto, right? So, yes, she's she's born from a meme, but she's brand new to crypto and she's trying to learn. She's trying to do something that's really cool and different in the space. What? What? Trying to learn. She already did it something that's really cool and different in the space what we're trying to learn She already did it right? Yeah, it's after the fact and what's really cool and different about this Nothing absolutely nothing

nothing I Think that I might have just fallen in weird love with Doc Hollywood Let's let's take a break from all of this stuff. And I did discover, so again, I don't know his relationships with anybody, but I do know that he made some music videos and they're not great. Is this the Twitter music video? Yes, it sure is. So... Do people like this? Does this get a lot of views? Or engagement or anything? We can share is the only thing I've got So... Do people like this? Does this get a lot of views or engagement or anything? No, it got a lot of views but I assume that that's all people making fun of it right now.

I hope so. I mean it's got Harry Spiders by Jerry Banfield. It's true. It also kind of sounds like the lyrics to the song. I haven't read all of the lyrics but it kind of sounds like this is a song about a Guy who's trying to take advantage of a girl who's kind of like a ditzy ho Which seems a little Personal offense of the song what's going on? I'm just saying that I think that it's a little on the nose for Doc Hollywood to have created this song when he Now at least it to some regard is working with Hayley.

True. Interesting. So in my clip seven, he keeps going on with this whole, this is fun, it's a community, this is a meme, all the bro shit that he's been doing. And Coffeezilla finally jumps in and asks about where the fees for Hawkcoin are going. This is a huge debate. There are huge amounts of fees getting charged to people and obviously now it seems like a pump and dump. So where are those fees going?

Who cares where fees go? It goes to bills. When you're charging 15% it goes to directors. You're charging 15%. Who cares where the fees go? That's a horrible deflecting right there Yeah, so you're trying to 15% fees that seems pretty Excessive where's that going? I mean who even cares?

Yeah, right just tens of millions of dollars What's the difference that should where it be where Haley raises her hand goes I kind of care where? 1.3 million dollars is going right Goes I kind of care where 1.3 million dollars is going right? Not only that but so apparently they have 18 employees for whatever the hell this is that is Absurd I feel like a 12 year old can create a meme coin like when you're not doing something like Bitcoin It's relatively easy to create a coin. This is just the worst tokenomics that you can possibly imagine It's a completely this is a girl who spits on dick like why are we though? Why do we have if she were I'd like her more I think she was making that up. Oh

Don't ruin it for all right. Maybe she's great at it. I believe in her yeah, so you mentioned the deflection So in clip 8 we are going to go into more of doc Hollywood Deflecting the question about the fees so so who pays you coffeezilla? Let's let's let's talk your wall turn it around Why don't you tell what we're doing with this year for you? That's retarded What we're doing with this you? That's retarded What about you coffeezilla? How do you make money? I'm super successful at doing exactly what I'm doing right now I'm investigating this I do what I do I expose asshole. Yeah, it's just like yeah, no further questions

We get it nice try an idiot Not very bright Yeah, really yeah, it's interesting also that you mentioned retarded because I do a lot. In my clip nine, he has a lot of opinions about crypto investors as a whole. I think crypto brings the mentally ill into this thing, right? Most of it, if you guys are in crypto, you're most likely mentally ill. I'm gonna I'm gonna count myself as mentally ill blame the customers smart You bought a defective product what are you an idiot?

I'm gonna start a beam coin called snake oil. That's one been made yet probably of that probably I'm gonna start a beam coin called snake oil. Is that one been made yet? Probably of that probably We need a scandal on WT if not, I will definitely definitely join in on that All right, cuz I'm gonna need a lot of employees. So good great. Excellent In my clip 10 again doc Hollywood beam pompous I just this guy is like he's a cartoon character Yeah, you've changed the clips. I just calling him dick Hollywood I don't know if that was And you guys should be kissing my fucking ass because I'm trying to do something dope and give meme tokens to people You know what that's a good point you scared all these people we are trying to do something dope

That's a good point. He scared all these people. We are trying to do something dope Maybe we should be a little lighter You gave me a meme. Oh, it's just a it's a piece of chocolate wrapped in gold and tip Thank you for the free mean coin that's worth less than nothing now Yeah, I like how he caught himself to these people are all fucking stupid. I know I'm stupid right that's cool. I could say I know I'm stupid right that's cool. I can say He's he's like unbelievable in my clip 11. He's going to explain why this is not a scam Okay, it's very obvious that this is not a scam you guys Oh, I was stupid once cool There's only one way to prove that this is not just like everything else

Which is just not give up right and keep going keep going and keep doing everything, you know, that you possibly can, right? To keep pushing. And the only way that it's a rug or the only way that it's a scam is if you give up on it. And that's the one thing that we can say is no one's giving up on this. Well, they're going to give up on this. Oh, yeah. Definitely. This is is not gonna turn around I cannot wait for five months down the road when he's jumped ship and he's like on a yacht somewhere and that Clip specifically comes back. Oh, it's beautiful. Thank you Doc Hollywood. This is my life's mission to make Hawk meme coin Yeah, this was his only thing he's never going back to the music videos after everybody started suffering through that, that's for sure.

In my clip 12, Hailey, again, we haven't heard from her. Almost this entire call is Doc Hollywood and Coffeezilla and FaZe Banks. Finally, in my clip 12, Hayley is going to say a little bit. So FaZe Banks actually decides to directly give her some advice and it's good advice. So let's see how she responds. Whoever guided you in this or whoever directed you to do this or gave you the advice to do this, you should fire them immediately. And, yeah. Yeah, I just want to jump in here. Yeah, I'm doing the best I can. Thank you, FaZe. That's not the right answer to that.

Nope. Doing the best I can. Okay, did you already fire that person then? Is that what you're saying? That's exactly. I think that she's dumber. For a little while. I thought she might be a little bit smart. Yeah, I don't think that anymore Right. I thought it was an act at first right. She is very naive. Yeah, and of course she works for the Paul brothers and This isn't their first rodeo either

Yeah, when it comes to crypto and they've gotten it some hot water for this sort of thing So it's like you would think she'd do a little research to be like yeah I just started the podcast couple months ago. Let me just focus on this for now Talk about crypto in 2025 or something yeah Look up the brakes Logan Paul's telling her you know people will call you an asshole and think that you're a piece of shit But nothing serious is gonna happen to you You're gonna make you know hundreds and thousands to millions of dollars You just it's just you're gonna look like a piece of shit like me. He's like it's worth it

Yeah, and by the way she go to Japan and take some videos over this forest Traction from that it's not getting the best advice I You know people are questioning there is some question about if she's actually making money on this or if she is so naive that it's other people making all of the money. Oh, it's very possible she's making nothing on this. I think, I still think that she's making money and she, again, she sounds so scripted. Every single response that she gives, it's so scripted.

It almost sounded like AI to me. Yeah. Like I was like, is Haley actually on this phone call or is the reason for all of those delays? Does AI Haley spit on decks? Explore from the source The phone call obviously is a complete nightmare. It's everybody just be like this is so cool. This is so cool It's a meme everything is great. It's dope. It's everybody just being like, this is so cool. This is so cool. It's a meme. Everything is great. It's dope. And it's just they don't do anything good. Again, Coffeezilla does a great job covering it.

I cannot end this little presentation though without talking about how their phone call ends. They're having this whole big conversation about this alleged scam. This is probably the biggest news that Hailey has ever gotten. I realized that she was a meme and all this stuff. But this is a very relevant thing. This is a big week for her, for sure. She's having horrible accusations thrown at her. So you would think that she would be really committed to having this conversation, to trying to answer some questions But in my clip 13, no, she's just a little sleepy So I'm sort of curious like not for the token price itself

But just in terms of the fact that there's fees that are being generated. There's an actual like Hello there, but I'm gonna go to bed, and I'll see you guys tomorrow Wow She's learned nothing Okay It's past my Betty time yeah, I have to go back to my own planet now Somebody's typing that. Or that could be her tactic to be like,

what do I know, I'm just a fucking idiot. They told it to take advantage of me. I know nothing about anything. Speaking of idiots that don't know when to let go and stop throwing bad money after bad money, my clip's 16. Oh yeah? We go back to Jerry Banfield.

And XRP has bots pushing their videos I've seen it firsthand They use the bots to push my video a year and a half ago when I hyped XRP up just to get myself subscribers and views and the crypto mafia people pushed all my videos That were pushing their coins. I've seen it myself. Like half of these top 20 coins are being pushed by liars, cheaters and thieves that are using bots to push videos that hype their coins up. I've seen it in my YouTube analytics. You can't handle the truth.

Shut up! Shut up! You can't handle the truth Is that what happened to his videos or was it because he was identifying as a black man Wow people are actually watching this video. Oh, no, it's just Russian bots that makes sense Who cares about this? I gotta slow you down. I Love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey and I also love to eat beans Beans I look great. I feel great beans I look great. I feel great That's songs way better than I think he could ever do yeah, he's trying to do

277 songs later that's the best thing that's he's ever done pulling up Alright, so what's going on with our friend Jerry? Oh really? I was just kind of peppering them in as there was one more where? It just becomes obvious that if all this shit talking about Crypto and Bitcoin and everything is just he knows that people will Click on it right. It's all click Oh, yeah, it's always does right? In the first place right he's even admitting there that he was only using that one You know as a way to get views right and the other clip clip

15 this is just one more Admission that he's just doing anything and everything for attention. Hey Jerry Did you rip this title off of some other smaller youtuber? What yes? The title was crypto sucks except ICP yeah So it's all just clickbait shit. There's no real information coming out of this guy obviously But it's the way think about anything yeah, can't even run his own life. Yeah, and all he does is just make these YouTube videos It's impressive that his wife still has to do it He's got that going for him. We think I haven't seen her in a while. No, I mean

That doc Hollywood guy kept I watched this the video of this call and he kept saying well it's a foundation the the money is going to the people that are running this foundation. And at the same time saying, well, there's 18 people that are working on this. My thought is that those 18 people are whatever, quote unquote, board of directors for this foundation that they're all hiding behind so when people start suing Haley and all these other people that are responsible before it The this foundation is gonna go down and all those people are just gonna move to the Caymans and I Mean what? Yeah, that's incredible. I don't know how this country works Yeah, are you fucking suckers that thought that the blowjob queen was gonna have a new cryptocurrency?

What are you thinking? I? Do wonder what's gonna happen with Haley here? You know there's a couple different things that can happen I gotta think that there's gonna be a lot of people are turned off by her after this she loses a lot of viewership Or fans or whatever the fuck is going on over there though who's enjoying that show? But there's gonna be people who are disillusioned by this right? Is this the end? To his 15 minutes. What do you do do you think Lucy? I don't think so because there's been a lot of people who have gotten wrapped up in the crypto schemes a lot of them

Have gotten called out by coffeezilla. Yeah, and they have it's taken a little bit of time, but they've all come back The difference is they didn't seem to do these phone calls where they like just look like idiots and bros so it is interesting that they're leaning into the meme of this and I think that if she just kind of like quietly moved on and like apologized You know Maybe trucker Andy can cover that when she does on all apologies If she just if she just would kind of do take that route. I don't think that this would be as Bad on her

Yeah, it's fucking horrible. It's pretty horrible Logan Paul's onto his third crypto scheme. He's selling terrible food to children She's gonna be fine. Yeah that lunchable Product they have now. Yeah, it's just the worst timing It's when we have RFK jr. Going in here and going like this processed food is horrible for Americans We're gonna get lunchables out of the schools. Hey, we got an alternative to lunchables same shit. Yeah different package. Yeah We sent three tractor trailers full of prime down to a hurricane victims and FEMA said we can't give this to people Yeah, this is poison. Yeah, we're trying to save these people's lives actually, but thank you. Mr. Paul

Appreciate it. Andy. What else did you look at for WTP this week? I had like I said, I looked at Helga man's AI shenanigans, but there was a new episode, a more recent episode, where Helga and Lisa are talking about the bathroom regulations that are being passed near them. Oh, Lisa Moswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Moswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. Nobody cares.

Lisa Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy you can bite. Oh good, I'm glad our girl Lisa is still hanging. Yeah, there's still they're still kicking and in clip 17 The episode starts where Lisa admits that at one point she interviewed Nancy Mace

Who I believe is one of the conservative legislators that were responsible for this bathroom regulation that they're passing through and They're gonna reminisce about that interview. I wonder what she would think if she was, if she realized she'd been interviewed by a trans woman. Microphones! Ladies! Grab the microphones! Put them in front of your faces! I wonder what she would think if she was, if she realized she'd been interviewed by a trans woman. You know, I had to tell her two or three times that I was trans and she'd go and she never said what so. Well, then you told her. Yeah, I told her, but I don't think she realized that.

Well, that was when you're still functioning as male. No one. Oh, okay. You interviewed her for you were on the radio after you one. Oh, okay. You interviewed her for you were on the radio after you transitioned? No, Helga. I told her about about a year ago. Oh, okay. What? But now she wants

to. She didn't have anything to say to me after that. Yeah. Because you know something? Maybe she, maybe you're the reason she doesn't want dress women It's simply possible considering Lisa's arrest record Yes, the person you want in the ladies room breaking into houses stealing panties right? And of course you mentioned the microphone so Of course that has to come up in clip 18. Thank you

Let me tell you something if I or anybody else any trans woman Would just act normal and just do normal things every day They go was she not so bad. Yeah. I mean, we've done through life just like any other woman. Yeah, we, yeah, we're even, we're even, we're even terrible drivers. Oh, microphones? And broadcasters. Microphones?

Oh no. We have to use them still? We still have to be God Because our voices don't carry that flow Take a fucking post to note put it on that stupid monitor you stare yourself on and write microphones on it Yeah, never move them Jesus well, I'm glad to see that nothing has changed over there. Yeah, very little. All right good We're back to her back to old form

This is the show that I enjoy right here, but yeah, I like that like you know if us trans people just stop being so uppity That's a strategy we could try I drive like shit just like a woman look at me Yeah, all the way to dabble con to And Lisa is gonna react watch Lisa's reaction when Helga starts explaining how they do gender reassignment surgery for women transitioning to men even though it's invasive and dangerous as hell it's still easier than bottom surgery for trans man. There's only four or five surgeons in the country capable of doing it.

And it leaves scars on the top part of the body because you gotta get the skin from somewhere. You know, that skin's gotta come from somewhere. That's golden. Yeah, that skin's gotta come from somewhere That's gold someone like using a puppet or something It's like we're trying to get a little kid to smile with that yeah, I like skin talking about dick skin over there You're talking about dick skin over there Okay, so that that's where Lisa was maybe at her best, okay, but she's gonna start getting pissed because

Helga says that she used to use a picture to Explain to people why it was okay for her to be in the ladies room Okay And she starts scrolling through her phone like she's gonna find and show us the picture. And I was very terrified that she was going to successfully find this picture. Right, yeah. But this deteriorates into Helga just scrolling on her phone and hanging Lisa out to dry to cover for her. Dead air. I'm wearing green and yellow today. Yellow socks, yellow socks, yellow shirt, green and blue and yellow pants. Yeah. Looking good. Anyway, you know, Thanksgiving's coming up Thursday. It's supposed to rain and snow here.

Yeah. I have to talk about the weather, right? Scott Haney said we wouldn't get much snow. Bokel Weatherman. Yeah. She's still scrolling. Hell good. That's a good way to fuck. Anyway. Weatherman yeah Still scrolling hell good

That's our color update coming up we got the weather I Love that I can watch Lisa talking about her outfit now matches all day. Yeah, that's awesome But this last clip Lisa finally loses patience with how good just endlessly scrolling on her phone. Just gets fucking pissed Goddamn put your phone down Forget about it. Yeah, find it gonna have to shoot a new one You just wasted all that time now. Well you were talking You were talking to their Brilliant it's all brilliant. It really was a good 15 minutes of Helga just scrolling on her phone

It's nothing happening over there, but I think I think it's a return to form I think it shows better. Yes. It's back to what we fell in love with in the first place. Mm-hmm So that's exciting. Did you guys see what happened with stuttering John yesterday? He had clay dab or on is this about Chad. It's about Chad. Yes. He had clay dabble around Oh, you know before I get to that this is interesting. So Someone in our subreddit Krantzik found this Patrick Michael has another YouTube channel

Dead Belly, did we know about this? Hmm. No, I don't think we did and It's just Patrick being Patrick here because here's this dead belly channel. It's been up since July. It's got two subscribers and six videos. And the six videos are all shorts. And they're all shorts of the videos that he puts up on his at comedy Capone channel. So these are also on that channel, which at comedy Capone, so these are also on that channel which at comedy Capone that's the URL but he named it comedy Corleone Corleone what the fuck is he doing I don't know he's making everything very very difficult to find and figure out for him this is more difficult than usual and these shorts that he does he

must just put him into software and just let's the AI do it because they don't even start in a logical place that makes any sense. I mean, Dane Cook and Joe Rogan is Dane was actually funny. The product he was selling to his fans online was legit. Rogan's doesn't seem to be these days. It's the fans of comedy that are pushing for him to have on a guest. The guy's getting old. I mean, he stole jokes in his recent special from Brendan shop and that guy's not even a comedian. Either whoever's doing this, these shorts is doing a terrible job because it's just

clipping out all the stuff you need to be able to see in the video for it to make any sense and it just is popping in a random 60 seconds out of the middle of it doesn't even start with a sentence But yeah, yeah, we know nothing to fear from AI it is Completely unreliable. Yeah, so so far. I'm not too worried about it, but I am worried about my relationship with Patrick Michael You know he kicked me off of his patreon He threatened to beat me up and sue me and I haven't really heard much since then because I don't know I'm not as bad yet anymore seems like business as usual. What else is going on? So I gotta find some people are on the inside Find out what's doing an update on that. I know there's some people on that patreon that would help me out and

Let me know he's got to put out an episode about it by now, right? Hmm about how I went to his family and he's all upset with me Right, he'd be fired up too. We get the fiery patrick michael, which can be fun sometimes so We'll have to look at that, but let's talk about uh this fucking idiot Yeah, yeah. Suthering John does clay day every Friday. Well, not always every Friday as we're going to find out. But Clay Dabler is the most loyal guy that John has ever had in this corner.

He puts up with so much shit. It's ridiculous. And things kind of came to a head because John did something so egregious in Clay's mind that Clay had to call him out for it. Actually, Clay tried not to call him out on the show. He's like, we don't have to talk about this, John. Let's not talk about this. And John pushed it. And then he ended up calling him out for it. And we fireworks and sued here, which is fun. But starting out, this is the beginning of the tension that's happening.

I don't give a shit, John. I don't give a shit about Vince Deloitte. I don't give a shit about the shit way his opinion of me. I couldn't give a fuck. I hope she hates me. I don't give a shit about Vince Deloitte. I don't give a shit about the shit way his opinion of me. I couldn't give a fuck. I hope she hates me. I don't give a shit about Lady K's fucking opinion. I might care about his lovely wife's opinion, but I don't care. Oh, that's nice.

I care about your opinion, Clay. Just wanted you to know. I might care about his lovely wife's opinion, but I don't care about Lady K's. I don't care about the Mask Guy's opinion. I don't care about any of their opinions. I don't care about any of their opinions I'm not friends with any of these people didn't mention Adam Bush Interestingly, I doubt my care about Adam Bush's opinion

But not me or Rocco or Shulie any of those guys. So he's trying to show to John that he's a loyalist John's getting these notes from Noga who are saying that Clay's doing this and Clay's doing that. And Clay's going, you don't even know who this person is, it's just a random person to get your phone number and text you this shit. And John's like, yeah, but what about this?

It just keeps reading all this bullshit information. And Clay's going, what else do I have to do to prove this shit to you? And it just shows how difficult it is to be friends with Stuttering John. Fake Clay, there's a fake English Clay Davla. He was in Vince's chat today. Another retard, super chat and he's blocked.

How mentally retarded are you? You can't see check when you're blocked, dumb ass. These people are tiring, tiresome John. Did you call me dumb ass? No, not you, not you, the geezer that fucking chatted vince saloia Your your hard work Difficult john Really fucking sensitive

John john have you replied to me in two weeks and it was really it was really considerate of you to let me know that I wasn't on last Friday And it you were ditching me for Pat Dixon. Oh wow Every Friday clays the guests on the show so last Friday He doesn't get a note from John and then well Maybe John doesn't have a show it was good Friday in the states Thanksgiving weekend And then all of a sudden he sees that John's doing a show with Pat Dixon he never got a message from or anything so I'm sure John has a good excuse and a good reason for why he didn't reach out to his pal and and loyal companion Clay Dabler to let him know that was really

thanks for that mate yeah that was great uh, I was, I was really hungover. And I couldn't even crawl out of bed. The only reason I did that show was because I forgot that I promised him I would do it. Oh, he was too hungover to shoot Clay and not tell him that he wasn't on the show that day. Well, that's a great excuse. That's someone I want to be friends with. He he forgot that he was hungover so he went on Pat Dixon's show he had pat dixon on his show or have yeah Yeah, yeah, it was a favorite pat dixon not pat dixon doing Johnny right favor also a good point there But just like what I just like dude. That's fucked up. I should have sent you know yeah, but just always goes to What I just like dude, that's fucked up. I should have said, you know, yeah, but jet always goes to defensive Has a reason why right, you know, hey listen, I got excuses. I drank way too much the night before

Like he was saying I was in the hospital right it's a real reason Yeah, it's a horrible reason being too hungover is the worst excuse possible and he realizes that so then he starts coming up with different excuses as this goes realizes that so then he starts coming up with different excuses as this goes. Hi, the bitch if you want to play Thanksgiving, who does? I mean, do you really think I'm going to stick to the same schedule around Thanksgiving? Well, a simple DM, a cursing DM, wouldn't kill you with it on Friday. And I don't get back to you. You can start wanking like a little bitch boy that you are. Oh, that's you.

That's you start crying when you don't get Texas just back. Why do you think... anyway. I still love you. I still love you mate. Oh it's so pathetic. John turns that around into you're a bitch for even bringing it up. Not that that was very inconsiderate of me and I fucked up Clay and it won't happen again. It goes from I was hungover to and fuck you for bringing it up and pointing it out and clay I Love you, buddy, but you're coming off so poorly in these interactions when you're like it's okay John. Hey, we're still friends, right? Come on, man If it was the other way around clay would never hear the end of it

Oh, if you stood John up and or didn't even call him back or return his call and I didn't respond immediately fucking fly off the handle and Probably cut him out of his life. Oh, it would be endless. Yeah with John Yes, and the the idea that clay wants John's friendship more than his own dignity is Surprising sad it's surprising that he feels that way about John wants John's friendship more than his own dignity is surprising. Sad. It's surprising that he feels that way about John. I don't know why he's not fed up with this being treated like garbage all the time. So this is where we get into Clay calls John out.

He didn't want to. He was dancing around it, but he calls John out for something that John did a couple days prior to this, making fun of Chad Zumach. Now Chad and John are having this battle right now and it's good for both of them. Gets people watching both shows and of course Chad's the mud shark so he's going after John Trans kid even though he doesn't realize how this kid transitioned. He thought it was the other way around, but whatever. And so John then goes after Chad the worst way he can by making jokes about the fact that Chad's

nine-year-old younger brother died in the driveway with a car that was in neutral running him over. And this is something that Chad's talked about. And so John's like, oh now I can Retaliate by using that and clay is like dude. That's so uncalled for to bring that out. That's a horrific thing that happened It's your kid. It's your son. It's your daughter. Yes, your son is your daughter. Yeah So I understand a rage you would feel from someone Doing that but I did not agree. I didn't agree with your retaliation.

Not the getting in band, but something you said, man. I thought that was really like, I thought, I don't fucking know, Charlie. I didn't think you'd say that, though. Do you want me to talk about it? I don't, I think it's so bad that we shouldn't even talk about it. But I said something about somebody?

You said something about Chad that was so bad. So it was unprovoked. No, but do you know the situation there? Well, about someone getting run over and stuff. All right. Watch lying. John, there's so many tells here with this face. Do you know the situation about the younger brother? No, I have no idea. What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? All of a sudden, what do you mean? I don't know anything about any of this stuff. And his initial response was, oh, was it unprovoked? Did he deserve that? That's how he always thinks. But Clay's coming in, I'm like, dude, I thought you were better than this. You should be above this is which he could use those exact words

to be back peddling and It's like what did John say next but he says all the things that you would set up like does he play dumb? Does he get aggressive? Does he really emotional yeah for me to blame somebody else? Well gonna do do it all well This is where so thorough Joe burrow did a phenomenal job for us I'm gonna play a clip of his recent video where he shows now This is John playing dumb and you know clay doesn't have the clip to play for him So it's easier for Johnny back. I don't even know what was going on, but watch

We'll see what John said never happened a couple days before this right Yeah, you made fun of chad's nine Year old little brother getting run over I I never knew that his fucking kid got run over Baby fatso, you don't want daddy to run over you like he did your brother. Do you? No, no, no When I saw that I was like, I couldn't believe I was like John would not say that. When you said and you said you even set the car that ran him over. We don't either

we don't want to hurt our Buick. Oh god too much fun. Okay so John knows everything that happened there. I didn't even know the name that car brand or make, you know, that ran over the younger brother. So John's trying to play dumb. And there it is. You just saw what Clay saw that was like, dude, what the fuck? Why would you go? Why would you go there? It's just it's not a good luck. And so John first acted like he didn't know. And now he's going to say he was justified. Oh, I was gobsmacked. I was like, John, I know you said the whole growth on me bullshit. Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck do you want me to do? It's my fucking kid! You fucking... Why you have your fucking mind?

I just didn't think you'd go there, man. To be honest. Holy shit. Amazing. This fucking fat fuck baby fatso is out there trashing my fucking family. And I'm not allowed to say something? Well, okay, that's fine That's one angle to take on it

You can say like yeah chance has a lot of shitty things about me and my family I say shitty things about him and his family, but instead he had to play dumb first, right? That's the problem with all of this. Oh, I didn't know no Someone told me in the chat to say that I didn't know why it was funny Even though he laughed at it. I obviously knew why it was funny. It's like just be I'm a vindictive asshole Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah, okay. We don't I Like already is it was price steam isn't coming out of his ears. It's he's so bad. He hates the pushback he has a show where nobody pushes back on him and

That's the way he likes it. Are you kicked off? Yes, correct. So he does bring clay back, but now he's got to keep up this performance to Likes it or you're kicked off. Yes, correct. So he does bring clay back, but now he's got to keep up this performance to show how worked up he is over what Chad said Story my in bizarro world here No, I understand make you angry our old world clay John man, I mean, I mean if we get this straight this asshole Gets thrown off of patreon Because he fucking is making anti-trans

And trashing my fucking family. That's fine. That's fine. I fucking say something back In retaliation and what this is what I was saying about yesterday. Hold on a second This is what I was saying about yesterday. Oh my good god god so in other words good guy John has to be the good guy I never met that guy that's the dumbest argument so you're saying that in order for me to be the good guy I have to be a good guy and take the high road yes that's exactly what he's saying that's how good guys operate like the good guy and also am I in bizarre? Oh, I mean is that a real question. He's like waiting for an answer right? Oh, John No, you're not John, but he has to get so worked up as a show angry I have of course I'm gonna say crazy shit like why you weren't that angry a second ago and all this stuff happened

Days ago, so I'm surprised you're also worked up about this all of a sudden. It's just a performance, of course, try to justify that. But again, he didn't even know the joke that he was making. When he goes low, I go low. Now, I made what one comment while I was doing that whole baby fatso thing. And I'm doing that one thing. I make one comment that I don't even know anything about it People would just text to me shit. I had no idea and now I'm the bad guy. It's amazing to me It's amazing to me people are just texting me shy. I didn't know anything about it

Why would you be talking about something? Did you also invest in Hawk? Why would you be talking about something did you also invest in Hawk? You don't know what you're doing that's stupid. He's like Ron burgundy He just yeah, right It is kind of his whole show format where he reads super chats that are making fun of him But he doesn't even vet it. He's oh my my kid is hates me and It's a guy that or you know what it just Hates me and it's a guy that or you know what it just It's a terrible way to go through life. Those are super chats. Those are two dollars five dollars I know he wants the money. This is just shit that like someone texted him and he's acting like I didn't know anything about it

I'm just repeating what someone texted me or watching shit on reddit. That is not legit and thinking that it's real He just never learns. No, but he's we don't want him to either He's but he's completely lying about all this he knew exactly what he was doing Yeah, I think that clay was gonna call him out for it, right? He just thought like this is what you do in the dabble for this. He was proud of baby fat Oh, yeah He was and he thought that as soon as he pushed back on clay that clay was gonna submit to him and he didn't right Right clay was just like he thought he thought he thought he was gonna be submit to him and he didn't right right clay was just like

he thought he thought he thought he was going to be able to talk his way out of it correct he never can right and in fact this continues to bring clay back on and now john has to try to change what they're even talking about but i think he's just buying himself time yeah yeah that's what i'm saying it was his nine-year-old brother accidentally run himself over college nine he was in his 20, no, he was in his 20s I'll give baby fat so I think he was in his 20s What really he was in his 20s and it was his baby brother. How could how was that possible? I don't know. I guess he's mom so he's 20 and his brother's nine. Yeah, we covered that

How was that possible? He said you see when two people love each other Have a seat you you are so right. That is a that is like the classic stall tactic It's ask a question repeat the information ask a question repeat the information and that's exactly what he just did Yeah, cuz he he knows he's a dumb guy. He knows siblings can be over ten years apart Yeah, it's happened many many times. So it's a retarded thing to be like wait years apart. Yeah. It's happened many, many times. So it's a retarded thing to be like, wait a second, how old was Chad? It doesn't even make sense.

It doesn't compute. It's just like, all right, you're just trying to buy yourself time. Cause you're trying to figure out how to smooth things over with your buddy Clay here. And so John finally decides that he needs to be the bigger person. Normally I would apologize

because I didn't even know anything. I know, I'm telling you. Here's the wit. Sorry, go. I'm stuffing myself. Okay. I didn't know any of this story. I don't know anything about Chad nobody can stomach the Zomac.

Now if I did make a comment about something like that, that's not me. That's what defines your personality, John. You've said this many times, you tell Artie to kill himself because he goes, yeah, your movie poster's stupid. You're overacting on it. He's like, Oh, drink bleach. Like this is what, this is what John does. He always resorts to the lowest possible place he can go to. Yeah. And I was like, that's not me, man. I didn't even know what I was saying. Obviously, you know me. I don't do that sort of thing.

Right. I don't know. It's not even resorting. Sorry. Go ahead. It's kind of nice to see the nice guy being the nice guy, you know? Right. Yeah. So he's like, I would apologize if, like that's not a great apology. Is that a good way to start it? Normally I would apologize for something like that. not a great apology. Is that a good way to start it? Normally I would apologize for something like that. No, no, not at all.

You just love to do it. You love to get away with it. And so then this is where things get crazy because you remember John is the good guy here in John's head. You all have family. Now I know he's, you know, he doesn't get laid. So he doesn't have kids, but we all have family.

So if he thinks that that is a good road to go down, it's not KB's kids are going to be 18 soon. Yeah. 18. Are they going to want people to go after their, their family? Cause look, Chad doesn't have kids. So what do I do, Clay? If Chad's going to start going and harassing my children, do I start harassing KB?

But you shouldn't talk shit about your kids. No, you shouldn't. I said, no, no, he shouldn't talk about your kids. No, you should talk. But I'm saying that you get my point about it. You even said yourself, you know, here's the question I'm asking you. If Chad thinks it's okay to start trashing my family, then because Chad doesn't have any children, do I then add a proxy go after Brennan's kids? What? Well, no,'s your kids, I suppose. But then when is it going to reach? Right? I don't know. Brennan always defends his buddy Chad. So since those guys are best

pals, then if Chad's going to go after my family, then should I go after Brennan's? It's up to you, isn't it? Obviously not. Judges are the most evil thing you can think of. He's just like, yeah, Chad's pissing me me off What if I went after Kevin Brennan's children? What I know that's That'll make Chad sorry No, I know it's so stupid and but Christine Milton's number one fan this whole thing that we're watching John go through is

the monologue of the narcissist's Prayer yeah, I was looking for that. Where it's like, yeah, if it did happen, then it wasn't that bad, you know, because it's first it's deny, and then, well, then they deserved it, and I'm the victim here. So John's going through all those scenarios. What a crazy question to ask Clay.

Like, so don't you think I should go after Kevin Brennan's? He's like, do what you gotta do, John. I don't know how to it didn't think claims. Yeah, that's that makes perfect sense And Jack continues to try to justify this because if Chad now is fucking KB's butt buddy and Chad doesn't have children and since Chad's gonna go up to my children then I then therefore the only way I can get Chad back is by going at the Pinkies children is would that be deemed appropriate? Why should I be penalized for having children? Why should Chad get a free ride because he's too infertile or doesn't isn't able to get laid? Why should I be penalized and he not be? Well you should be penalized for having children. I just

Enough stop penalizing children John is First off he does not understand how family planning and birth control work at all If you don't have children don't get laid like no like John had his first kid before he was married to Susanna So he's a fucking idiot. He doesn't understand It's like yeah I don't know you can actually like want to have children or not want to have children and find the right person It's just like no it means you can't get laid in your infertile. It's not the 30s. Oh you're gay

30s anymore John it's not that works But he's wondering if the devil verse will come after him for going after Kevin Brennan's kid That's what he's asking clay here's like are people gonna get mad at me if I start going to come after him for going after Kevin Brennan's kid. That's what he's asking Clay here. He's like, are people going to get mad at me if I start going after Kevin Brennan's kids? It's like, yeah, of course. It's a shitty thing to do. You know that because you're asking the question. So you obviously know that.

And the other thing there, do you see how we called him their butt buddies? It's kind of homophobic to say that KB and Zumach are butt buddies, which is interesting because later on in the show What I said not say any new cock sucker All right, hey No homophobic slurs No homophobic slurs everybody. That's the rule on John show you butt buddies Like an idiot. He used to call me and Vinny Paulino butt buddies. Someone pointed out to me like you're calling them gay. He's just like, no,

that he doesn't understand. What do you want? All right. So this is John's message to, uh, to Kevin Brennan. He wants Kevin to see this. Kevin, I know you have children and I'm sure you're a good dad. So all I'm going you're a good dad. So all I'm gonna say is this, tell your buddy Chad to shut the fuck up. Because since I can't retaliate against him because he's too much of a lame fuck

to have his own children, then he's forcing me to do something that I don't wanna do and is starting involving your family. So he's your friend being his worm tongue get in his ear and tell him to shut the fuck up how's that you know it's good you like that expression one time it's good clear anything you say Chad uses that term whatever it was a new term he uses it over and over again yeah because a worm tongue so's stupid, but he also knows that Kevin Brennan's not gonna say to Chad

to stop doing that. He's just trying to get more and more people involved in this drama to get more people watching him and more super chats, and he's using his family. And that's the saddest part about all of this is the person who's the worst to John's family, even including Chad Sumach is John. It's always John. He's always trying to get this going and trying to get people saying

crazy shit about his kids. And then he says crazy shit about them and then everyone's talking about it. And we're doing point dabble point for two hours straight about the Chad and John feud. That's what he wants. That's what he needs in order to survive. We know aside from Vince the midget sending him pizza and fried chicken the other thing he needs are these five dollar super chats of people who are involved in this drama. It's a really shitty way to live your life to treat your family like that. And I'll prove it because later on in the show John is reading this fan fiction somebody sent him about Chad's life. And it's

like, you know, he didn't go to the prom and he asked a girl out and she said, who are you? And it's like all these things that make Chad seem like a loser. And then with Clay sitting right there, as you can see, Chad never developed into an adult. I can't make this joke, but it's very funny. All right. As you can see, Chad never really developed into an adult. He is like his brother stuck in neutral. You know, he wasn't gonna say that was you? I find that funny. I apologize for it. It's written on the thing here. I don't find that funny? No, no, I apologize for it. It's written on the thing here

I don't find that funny at all, man. Is that what happened? Yeah, all right. I apologize. I do I did not know no, it's okay He apologized even though he did know and we've been through all of this This was the first half of the show was all about that and then he still reads that and cracks up on I didn't know And again, I don't give a shit if they make fun of Chad Zumaak's younger brother who died when he was nine. Chaz Zumaak is a horrible person by every count. I don't give a fuck. What's done is done. I had nothing to do with that. Just the fact that John's sitting here pretending that he's apologizing and they shouldn't he shouldn't go after him.

It's like, no, this is what he wants. This is best proof right there. He wants Chad to make every thumbnail about his trans kid. To make every show title about his trans kid. John wants this to continue to escalate. He doesn't give a fuck about his trans kid. He doesn't talk to his trans kid. Yes. And also, one thing that John always wants from everyone else is an apology. And you can see how much his is worth. Right! That's why I always say adults asking for apologies so stupid Something to talk about yeah, you might know something about that are real quick the last thing I want to play from this exchange There's a lot going on

John starts calling out clay dabbler for being needy because Clay was calling him difficult to be friends with. Oh yeah. So John's like, oh yeah, I'll start reading our DMs to prove that you're difficult, which is like the shittiest thing you can do. This is him threatening that. Never, never. Oh my god. Do I have to start reading your DMs? Yeah. No. Oh yeah. No, no, no. I want to start reading your DMs? Yeah What an asshole this is proof that you're a shitty friend this is what being difficult is When you get called out you don't self reflect you don't try to fix things or apologize you go

Oh, yeah, prove that you're the asshole by reading private messages that weren't meant to be read out loud, right? I'm sure there's no evidence of John being an even shittier person in those DMS either No shit if clay went in bed. Oh, well you read that about me when I said that I let's just scroll back Two pages to when you said this it's like of course Just gonna hand pick ones and here's where he starts. Oh, he does Go scroll back months Yeah, you know this is what you're begging me to come back I'm telling you it's not a strikeable offense. Oh, but it's for you

For you then I understand I'm saying they've ruined it for your fans and for themselves I don't even know what yes. Oh, okay. How long ago was that? Uh, that was uh, october 21st 2023 From 14 months ago John had a fight over for it and clays even laughing at I'm like, oh, okay He was being a good friend, you know, John read it in a way that made him sound right bad. Exactly It was a nice message wasn't that bad and he's like, where did you find that?

He was scrolled back 14 months to find something to read Which he did abnormally quickly like did he have that at the ready? Oh, yeah I think so. Because you're right, he can't find anything ever on his phone, his computer. Yeah, so we finally did some prep. I don't think that we got a single, yeah we didn't have a single um in there.

That's a good point. He was prepared all of a sudden for that. That's what he's best at, being a shitty friend. We just finally found John's strength as a person. Being the worst friend possible. So this is more of him making fun of Clay for Clay having nice gestures. This is Cardiff. I mean this is Clay November 15, 2023. Why does Cardiff have a screenshot of your DMs? What does that mean? I don't know. You're like worried about me. Well, sorry for worrying about you, John.

I don't know what John was trying to prove here. It's terrible. He had to go back 14 months and that's the best that he could do. Yeah, that's the best he could do. He's just like, hey, Cardiff's putting out screen grabs from your private messages. This is just more rake stepping, which I love. Oh, me too. It's great. I don't like watching Clay get hurt, but you know, he's kinda asking for it.

This is the last clip I have, but this is Clay getting hurt. This is the kind of shit that's like, John, this makes you the worst friend ever. I don't know why Clay is loyal to you, I don't know why anyone would be when you do shit like this. Come on! Fuck off! Let's go! These are the piano pictures that you sent me.

Piano? Oh, Keanu. Look at you fucking, like, John, stop. So Clay found nude pics of Keanu and sent them to John, and John just fucking outed him. Now, I know a guy who was arrested for a felony revenge porn for doing something very similar to that.

And John just comes on his show and just fucking says it on his show. And Clay's like, what the fuck? Why are you telling people that? Like, he's trying, first he was trying to embarrass him. And now it's just like, he's just going for it. This whole thing went on for a long time, John trying to find things to embarrass him with,

but that was really shitty. Well, yeah, you were saying before he resorts to going for the juggler, he doesn't resort to it, he goes there immediately. Correct, it's his first thing to do. He can't pull a punch. He can't land a punch, or throw one, but. But yeah, John is an awful, awful person,

and no, John, you're not the good guy. You've never been the good guy. Never. Nope. And as soon as you learn that I'll be well second. Yeah, let's hope he does Well, he won't but he's a very shitty father and family member. That's for sure All right, you guys ready to have some fun. Let's play a game. Yeah, all right It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Topoak, a dabbler.

Are you ready to play Topoak, a dabbler? I find it funny. But when I get Vince, the fucking lawyer, who's a lawyer? who is still texting me I unblocked him but when you have a lawyer who's believe in this then you know the stupidity of our population here in America. But that's why they like Trump. And that's because they like to believe in false narratives. So this idiot on my screen right here is believing a false narrative.

Now, this would have never been an issue, never would have came up. But the shit-wearer needs something, something to hold on to, something to lie about. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, something to distract from him weighing shit. B. Another classic shit-weigh-or-lie.

Next. I never lie like him. I can't on account of my OCD. Four. Something to try and prop up his failing network. And lastly, what? Who is it? The Pope.

Adab. Something. All right, so I really think it's gonna be for something to prop up the failing network, even though that's not the funny one, but that seems where John would go with that. But I could be Ron Lucy. What do you think? I'm gonna go with lasty lastly what who is it? Yeah, very possible. I think the timing makes sense trucker Andy be

Another classic shit way or lie and producer Chris. I went next All right, you can't lie cuz it was OCD. Let's find out to hold on to Something to lie about Yes, you got Lucy I didn't order pizza Do not disturb. I didn't order it.

And find out who did so you can report them. Find out whoever called, get their phone number and report them. So he buys views. phone number and report them. So he buys views. So where were we? Perry Caravello. I didn't have a brain injury. But I'm going to see I'm leaving this El Diablo up to prove what an idiot that he is.

Now he really does look like Vito from the sopranos there. If I wanted to, I can call NYU and I can get to the Tisch School of the Arts. Can you please show me a copy of my picture in the yearbook or whatever? If I wanted to. If I wanted to if I wanted to but it's so fucking ridiculous but this is what the shit way it has to do and he's only pulling on pulling the wool over the idiots like El Diablo because this El Diablo. What are we doing here, Cardiff? Because this El Diablo must be really stupid and has the intelligence of a P. Intelligent of a P? If he thinks that for some reason I would lie about graduating from NYU. That's all for this time. Come back next time. That's all.

I need you man enough to poke a dab. Just do it. Sit Eugene. Sit. Good dog. All right, Cardiff. Lucy got you this time. Congratulations to Lucy Typebox, who you can also see on her YouTube channel, Once Over with Kaylee. And you do movie reviews on there. I do. I do. Yeah, lots and lots of fun exciting stuff coming up I actually just talked with the porn stash podcast about lust caution and I just recorded earlier today an episode with Anthony Zen Hauser, so I'm gonna be putting that out at some point soon. We did big trouble nice

Lots of fun exciting stuff. So yeah Time zens been on the show it is very cool. Yeah, and Andy I know you want to talk about all apologies podcast comm and I know that because you gave me a teaser clip Josh Allen and Haley's died felt getting engaged and we dug into some of the things that they should apologize for oh All right, let's check it out. It's all apologies and that When this was popping off in the news and it was one of the trending things. I said, let's look at these

Histories and When you type in Josh Allen apology, that's what pops up but what he really needs to apologize is for the opening of the 2023 season this highlight reel Almost ended my marriage and I'm not kidding my wife almost Left me when I was watching this game and I was losing my motherfucking mind this is Game one against the Jets Aaron Rodgers had just shown up and blown out his fucking knee in the first

quarter 11 this was on 9-eleven This is locked up They're gonna walk away with a win here and it's gonna kick off the season the way it should uh No, guess what we get this fucking happy horse shit and clip three Yeah, if you want to see an all-time low for Josh Allen tune into that episode and Well it's Deteriorating because guess who's gonna be our guest to this this next week producer Chris nice

So tune in to see it episode with producer Chris's Wednesday. We're dropping them all like the full download of the paywall content and the Wednesday episode is all up on Sunday. So when you join the Patreon, you can get everything early or and then you get like extra episodes that come out on Monday. So there's a lot to find there on Patreon. Please check it out. All apologies podcast.com.

Excellent. Well, thank you for being here, Andy and doing the research on Helga and Lisa and Jerry. And of course, Lucy coming in with Haley Welch research on that. We talked about mind dog and having coffee with the dog. We talked about OP dancing to his music for some reason misery loves company big reunion happening on that show and Patrick Michael has a channel for some reason that exists we have no idea why setting John's a horrible

friend and a bad family member so that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is part of the show where I tell you who's going to be the co-host. I don't know what we're going to be reviewing. And that is Doug from Good Times Great Movies coming back to the show to join us. So we'll find something fun for the two of us to talk about. Maybe a movie related podcast. Maybe Lucy has some ideas on that. But continue to send in your suggestions for what we should be reviewing. I always check the channel in our discord, the review suggestions channel in the discord. Of course, you can sign up for that for free at who are these comm there's the link free

to join. And also people messaged me on patreon or email the show with? Suggestions we always check those out. So thank you very much for doing that and looking forward to talking to Doug again and We have a special net news woman for us for us this week. From Patreon, come quad diff TV tuning rights, Chad calls john a pussy for blocking him. Yet Chad blocks everyone including me, Chris Carter ponders he folded like a bad fucking beach chair. Wouldn't a bad beach chair not fold very well? One to confesses I had a bad case of loser denial myself until the lacrosse team stuck

a rolled up checkers board up my ass. Colin Henderson notes, John is absolutely on Ozempic. Look at the hollowness in his cheek and around the eyes that's starting to develop. That's Ozempic motherfuckers. Deluxe offers up. Chad vs. Stut Joe in a ring on pay-per-view? Just a thought, I'd spend 20 bucks to watch that. Also, banger episode, K-Dawg, PC, and Double J.

Legit. Frankle Pines? John should do a sports betting show or a beer on the balcony with Baylon Dupree. Chris Onion notes John's imaginary Chad impression is so enraging. It makes the real Chad seem cool and likable by comparison. I don't like this feeling. LC Brock makes an impressionable point. I would not be surprised if SJ somehow was dumb enough to get his head stuck in a bucket and he tried to start a show while still trying to get the bucket off of his head, treating his viewers to him using F**K in his variants every third word while spending at least 40 minutes trying to pull his head out. Principled uncertainty? I misread that as, Gino is intolerable in small doses. Which should be his epitaph. And from YouTube, SNYC shares, I can't believe I'm actually rooting for Chad in something.

Yogi Bear points out, John has the body of Jerry Stiller. Scanman 1967. This is John's taxi driver moment. Christopher Blue adds, He's built like Robert De Niro. Now, Clay Kennedy tries to be reasonable.

John, you're five foot three and 60 years old. You couldn't intimidate a fourth grader. Willie Fitch reports, OJ said he looked like Clyde, the orangutan from the movie Any Which Way But Loose. Dolomite Fah the Mukka asks, why does Opie talk like this? So sing songy and high pitched. It's nauseating. Quick scope kick. Opie's demise

is worse than Lady Dice. Ramon remembers a time. Whenever I see Opie do a show, all I think is how amazing Aunt and Jimmy are. Man, Cheetah is concerned. I'm convinced Opie had a mini-stroke some time recently. He never used to be this retarded. And Jordan Bates plays us out with, Opie is the Eric Clapton's kid of radio careers Good Pretty good line got a reaction out of me. I like it. I've got some voice balance right at these quickly and address them Not really anything but have you heard of the rapper Dave Blunt? If not, you should look him up that dude's got to be one of the fattest guys I've ever seen my entire life

Holy shit that dude is bad Look at this fucking guy. Holy shit. Well, that's just one guy Purple is a good choice for him Whoa, what kind of wants of some fries with my cheeseburger? I just want three beanbags All right, well, thank you for sharing that boner guys an oxygen tank by the way, yeah, yeah, he's not healthy Boater guy 69 has a joke for us here. I do have another joke. I can't take credit for it.

This was an original creation by a school friend of mine in the UK. All you need to know going in is that the Irish traditionally have a reputation for being stupid. I'm going to deliver it in an American accent if it makes it any easier to understand what I'm saying. Why did the Irishman fuck the bitch? Because he thought it was his mom. Okay.

Anyone? Nope. Nope? Okay. Fair enough. Oh, I have a note for myself here. It says, here's a cringe of the week that I need to find. Oops, I didn't get to that.

Well, let's hear it out anyway. Hey, Carl or Jenny or intern or someone's lawyer. I don't know who's doing this anymore. Hey, you guys need to go grab the podcast from Drew Lane show from one that aired, what is it today, Friday? Friday show? Mark's trying to play stuff for Jim's top 10 list and his kids at his house are fucking taking over his Spotify while you play in

It it's fucking hilarious Cranes out of we created a week. All right, I will look for that. I made a note for myself I didn't get that far down to my notes. Apparently sounds fun. I'll check it out Gary in San Diego Well stuttering John's show is now an incoherent mess. It's terrible. He can barely string two thoughts together. He divides the show into two parts. The first part is he goes rivals, Julie, Kevin Brennan, Carl, and he calls them all losers. They're all losers to him. He spends about an hour on that. Then the second part of his show is he goes over all of his credits, his Hollywood so-called credits and then he winds it up by saying he's great if he is so great how come he's not producing a sitcom or starring in a

sitcom in Hollywood nobody seems to recognize how great he is it's pathetic I don't know how anybody could listen to that show you do and how anybody can donate Anything listen every episode he says now he's not gonna take anything. That's less than five dollars. We'll see about that Anyway, that's it rock and roll. How can Gary report on everything's happening on that show Oh, I don't know. I don't know if we can watch this stuff. We get our news from him Hey Tom Myers calling to our voicemail. Yeah And this is Tom Myers telling you a joke today the reason why chickens

The reason why chickens support abortion is because they can lay eggs and the humans can take them so if If chickens support abortion eggs and the humans can take them. So if, if chicken support abortions, then we were able to have omelets for supper. That's really Tom. Good stuff, Tom. Thank you. Yeah. It's an exclusive out here. That's amazing. Appreciate that. Hey, Lucy, I'm glad you're still here because your speech coach called into the show. Oh no. This is a Lucy's

speech coach You have to hit those G's girl Amazing exciting Fascinating We discussed it without the G's it doesn't work. So if I said Lucy's I ain't just look awesome. They wouldn't work. But if I say Lucy's giant jugs look awesome. It works.

That's all I got. Deluxe's speech coach. Come on out to Newport Beach. We'll hook you up, Lucy. We've been working on that for a while. Yes. Thank you, Deluxe. We appreciate your help with this. Yes. This is going to be controversial. I think. Hey, call. I was just listening to the last episode and I was on who are these.com trying to buy some silk city hot sauce, but I couldn't find

nothing. And all right. I'm not going to keep up this cockamamie accent. I just want to make a comment. I'm tired of these foreigners taking over the voicemail section. I say we keep the voicemails American. Keep them American. They ticker, yeah! Ticker, yeah! Carl, as both a 49ers fan and a decent human being, I would like to know why did you beat up that little cancer survivor girl at the bills 49ers game just despicable you know how I know it was you bystanders heard someone let out a large walrus yell and then said YouTube turns of service before pushing

her down the stairs despicable she was talking all kinds of shit all right she's going back to Steve Young stuff and I'm like fuck you Jim Kelly and then we started fighting with the whole thing, but she definitely deserved it That's the impression to me right there All crap and the discord says are Lucy and Doug from who's right still doing that collab Did you reach did you get? Yeah, so I'm gonna he asked about doing April Fool's Day So we are definitely I'm gonna reach out to him, but I'm gonna try to do it for April Fool's Day

So it'll be a little bit of time, but yes, I hope so. Oh have I even announced that we have? Saved the date may 11th may 9th through 11th for hackamania 2 I have not I'm an idiot No hackamania to Las Vegas may 9th through 11th will be doing shows So get down there. It's gonna be fun. Yeah Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ah Carl. I love you yourselves have a good week Carl I love you bye a plane is hit right we watch a Carly boom mom boom

Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR