Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep578 - Cliquebait Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

Keren Margolis and Amanda Gail both refer to themselves as comics but through extensive research we could not find any evidence of this. Their “comedy” podcast is anything but funny. In fact, they sometimes talk about astrology for 15 minutes at a time (during a 30 minute episode).  Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to expose Amanda working out her “bits” on the show. Scorch is the Cringe of the Week as he brings back Weird News, hits on his cohost, and gets really weird with an underaged boy in the crowd. Doug reminds us about psychic medium Amber Amrhein who is now doing her podcast with her imaginary friends. Stuttering John was caught lying about his day job as a substitute teacher (again) and we also catch him in another big lie (because the internet never forgets). Finally we play a round of To Poke A Dabbler, tease the next episode, Annie reads recent reviews, and we get caught up on voicemails. Good Times Great Movies - https://x.com/GTGMcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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a click is it's two friends I don't understand it and and actually it's funny because they started off by talking about this new rebrand in the most recent episode and they're trying to get people used to what is going on here Hi guys. Hello audience. Welcome back. Welcome back. We are clickbait. We're clickbait. Yes, please stop confusing us with We are formerly known as the audacity right but we're we're pro now We're in a production company called ad large ad large network. It's a real network. Yes We're not making it up. Um, a lot of greats have podcasts in there So check it out and you're so excited to hang with you today Yeah, and thank you guys for sticking with us through the rebrand

We know that clickbait means like a lie and then you click it, but that's not what this is We we under promise and over deliver. Yeah, so they're already Apologizing for this name that doesn't make sense anyway, even as whatever it's supposed to be Like sorry, that's supposed to be. Sorry that it's a stupid name, you guys don't even like it. Yeah, it's almost like it was forced upon them. And Carl, again, we'll go back and forth with clips. I decided to pull from their last episode under their old name, The Audacity, nowhere in the episode is it discussed that they are rebranding or anything? So is it just because they joined a network now and then we're told to change the name of the podcast because the other thing is

There are multiple Clickbait podcast podcast named clickbait. There are multiple podcasts named the audacity So it's not even like they chose a name that was any easier to find and Doug I'll go even further this new network they're on at large they say they're on that network but they might want to let that network know if they're on that network I went to the website and I scrolled through every podcast that they have listed on here and there's a lot of them And I cannot find these two idiots anywhere out here.

Wow. They don't exist. So yeah, if the network told them to change the name, they're probably just fucking with them. They're fired. And then that's insane. So you could do a search on Google to see if a word shows up anywhere on a specific website.

And I did this search. I put Quick Make Comedy Podcast just to get the site, Ad.com and there's nothing does not exist. So it's not just like, I don't know how to look for things. It's just not there. It's insane. And I will try not to mention this over and over again, Carl, I only watch podcasts in

prep for your show. I listen to podcasts. That's what I do. And you've talked so many times about YouTube and podcasts that have a bunch of subscribers and nobody watches them. They have 4.5 thousand subscribers. Right. So the episode before they rebranded, that last episode has 84 views. Is that great?

This is the most recent episode yesterday had 60 has 84 views. That's not great. This most recent episode yesterday had 68. So it's not changing anything. And from the entire time, I think it's been over a year that they've had a podcast, the most watched episode had just over 500 views. But I think it's because Haak Ta is in the name of that podcast. I saw that. And yeah, and then I'm going through their Instagram account and there's a photo of them with Jim and Sam. They're on the Jim and Sam show. I can't get on the Jim and Sam show just because they don't want to talk about OPI, but still I can't get out of the Jim and Sam show. And these two are getting on there.

They're not even attractive girls. I don't get it. They've been on they've been on They've been on with Shane Gillis If you look them up because I tried to find their stand-up I really want me to some of their stand-up here. I worked really hard trying to find their stand-up It could not be found. No, it's just podcast appearances. They were on Anthony Cumea I'm at least the redhead was like I don't and they're not parlaying this into any sort of success Yeah, and I have I did a lot of research on this I also have another podcast around recently, but first let's talk about the format of the show

Yeah, this is us reading the internet so you don't have to it's just just like a fun journey that we all go on Yeah, it's our just fun scrolling journey and our free you page is our for us Yeah, they read the internet to us That'd be like saying yeah, we go to the library and read the books for you like can you be more specific? So far two for two with Patrick Michael. You can't find them. They don't exist and they're gonna read the internet We're just read the interguessing poorly. Well, it turns out they just watch tik-tok videos from what I can tell right three for three But yeah, I was at first I was like, oh boy, they're moving in on who are these socials, but they do it so poorly.

Yeah, they just sit, they watch an entire TikTok and then at the end they're like, I was pretty good, right? I know they have no analysis or anything. I have a couple of examples of that, but I'll hand it over to you, Doug. And also the, the fantastic Mr. Super guy remember for nine months says dog and nice I guess he thought it was Doug from who's right Yeah, I know I thought that was like directory style

Let's start with just my first one there And they as you can tell they podcast from some sort of padded cell. Like it's a bizarre looking studio. And as you said, there are two hosts to this. So the one host is talking about how pale she is. I'm feeling really pale. I was going to say, you know, you need to show up bronze for this podcast. It's pretty unprofessional to show up pale and not be spray tanned. I know, I thought pretty unprofessional I don't understand like she is pale she's a ginger right and

they put her in the corner of the studio where they just like shine a pink light on her she just absorbs like all of the light is actively getting skin cancer during the show yeah she looks like a ghost And they're just sitting across from each other in here and the other thing about this show and maybe this is something you were Going to bring up. This is a 30 minute and out show. Yes, like it's quick They must be renting this studio space for 30 minutes So I do have a couple Positives and one is it was only a half hour. I had to listen to this. That's it. That's a great point renting this studio space for 30 minutes. So I do have a couple positives, and one is it was only a half hour I had to listen to this.

That's a great point. I'll play you how this episode ended, the most recent episode. Oh my God, it flew. What a good, I love it. I love this show so much. I mean, do people love it? No.

I was trying to look for feedback on it. People don't even know it exists. They certainly don't love it, but I love that thing where and I'll get into this conversation They had on the show. It's called comedy podcast in the title There is no comedy be had at all. No, and then they go. Well, my gosh that time flew by wasn't that amazing? No, you talked about nothing My job is to find interesting things you talk about and I had to sit there My job is to find interesting things you talk about and I had to sit there Motionless for ten minutes of a time going and they can talk about anything. It's interesting

They promised that they're going to take us through the internet that they're gonna watch social media clips But that's only the second half of the show the first 15 minutes It's just nonsense garbage and they just talk about their own personal lives as though Anyone could be interested at all in what they're doing day to day. Yeah, I think they both think they're kind of celebrities Which is weird when you have the numbers they have but they do show up on things They're on Legion of skanks like they show up on things from time to time and they must be in that like New York comedy crowd I saw that Karen Margolis was doing a What do you call it a rose battle? Oh, yeah, I was trying to find clips of that They were both so bad on this house that was from ten years ago

Yeah, I found the same thing right any clip. I saw them doing stand-up They looked at least ten to fifteen years younger, so I have no idea what they're doing day to day They're teasing What the show was going to have in it and this turns out to be the title of the episode Our picture if you're on the YouTube where you see this a thumbnail we promised you boobs now I did not deliver that I catfished you and if you click this looking for boobs you are not going to find them here But I did bring out my shoulder. I That actually was on that because if you just bone no no if you go through any of our clips

I bring the boo you she brings the boobs, but I bring the bones Boobs and bones boobs and bones having so many sound issues the name of the episode is Bone boobs and bones as you just said and they say it right off the get-go of this So I'm like, oh, it's not gonna get any better than this. Is it? No, it is not. There's nothing else to call this episode There's nothing interesting that they talk about in it. I will tell you I was very excited when you sent me this Podcast and calling the podcast because I guess technically it is when you sent me this podcast All I saw was boobs and bones. I was like that's a fun calling it a podcast because I guess technically it is when you sent me this podcast all I saw was boobs and bones

I was like that's a fun name for a podcast. Can't wait to dig it I didn't know it was the episode name and that we would see no boobs and No bones really either. No, just this bony chick for whatever reason so this is How the episode starts off I am going to spare you all this is the first ten minutes how the episode starts off. I am going to spare you all This is the first 10 minutes of the episode. We're gonna fast forward through it though. Thank God Do you remember Amanda when we started the podcast and you were like we can't start it right at this time because Mercury's in retrograde And everyone that we were dating was like you girls are so dumb and we were like no and then we kind of met in

The middle we did start it during mercury retrograde. You can just fast forward this part if you guys don't care I get so excited with astrology. I just think Gemini's are the every sexy sex symbol in history I feel like it's a Gemini So they just go through all this astrology bullshit ad nauseam and it goes on and on and on so that was nine minutes I fast forwarded through right there, but four minutes after that. They're still going All of this astrology bullshit ad nauseam and it goes on and on and on so that was nine minutes I fast forwarded through right there, but four minutes after that. They're still going she's a musk. I'm sorry She's a Taurus Taurus is very black twist the Taurus is a beautiful by Venus. Really Taurus is

Stable, it's stubborn. It doesn't like spontaneity. It likes to do the same thing every day I don't know like luxury and comfort, but you know we don't know her move. I can look up her astrology, or we can move on. Do you guys want to move on? Yeah let's do a video. Yes! Do you guys want to move up? We're 14 minutes into the episode, she goes, hey should we like stop talking about this? Yeah! Astrology Talk, this woman's a stand-up comic apparently, Astrology Talk is the mortal enemy of comedy or anything interesting to talk about. It's terrible. Just like remember when is the lowest form of conversation and they do both. Yes, correct. Yeah. Yeah I mean they should just rename this podcast killing time. That is all they're doing

Like I don't I understand the idea of a podcast being like let's find dummies on the internet and let's make fun of their social Media accounts, but every time they did that they kind of agreed with what the person was saying Being like let's find dummies on the internet and let's make fun of their social media accounts But every time they did that they kind of agreed with what the person was saying Yeah, I have an example of that. But what did you pick up on you have anything you want to play? Well, just like your first 15 minutes were about astrology if you play my number two This is what their entire 15 minutes of that show is about I you know, there's it's another thing you have to schedule, right? You're washing your hair, self-tanner, like all these things. It's just like going to the gym.

It's like you really have to plan out your week to like, okay, when am I going to wash my hair? When am I going to do cardio? When am I going to, like, it's a lot to plan your beauty regimen. I don't understand how people have marriages. I don't understand how they have kids or have time for like honestly a demanding career if they want to be bronzed She's the smart one by the way. She is the self-proclaimed smart one of the group I just want to point out we'll get into more of that but

they don't understand how it's possible to be married and and Be able to wear bronzer and do your hair. Right. This is insane. Get up a half hour earlier. If you want to play my number three, I think they're constantly setting up bits that they do in their stand up and it all falls flat. So this is a continuation of this nonsensical conversation. Someone message us if you've done it. Someone who's successfully done all four things, marriage, children, demanding jobs, self tanning, gym, hair washing cycle, please message us. We want to hear from you. These comics today, look at me, I can't send my VCR, I can't open a bag of airline peanuts, I'm a freaking moron. You're right, it really is the modern day like, ah, my VCR is just blinking.

Zeros. I can't figure this out. Yeah, and I have some suggestions for them because they talk about how they do their hair and makeup to go to the gym. Just to sweat and then have to shower and do the whole thing again. I think I know what you're going to suggest. They're doing it wrong! Here's some time-saving techniques we have for you. Right, exactly. Speaking of these conversations, here's one that's happening in 2024 for some reason.

But also what's shady about Glenda is Glenda didn't tell her to the end of the movie. Like all along Glenda knew you would just have to click your heels and say there's no place like home. And she didn't tell her that's the end of the movie. I'm not even remembering The Wizard of Oz correctly. Yeah, that's what- Cause I don't reme- wait, is that true? Yeah. She held critical knowledge?

Yes, because she wanted her- So at any given moment she could have clicked her heels and just peaced out? Yeah. And she was just like, no, I'm not gonna tell you? Cause it was part of her journey. Oh my god. Finally, someone's discussing- Yeah.

The Wizard of Oz and some of the plot holes in that movie. Some of the plot holes in a movie where it's all a dream. It's all a fucking dream, it doesn't even matter. It's the only movie in cinematic history where it's all a dream at the end and it's actually good and these two ding-dongs like why didn't she tell her she could just click her heels and go home? So this is the conversation they're having and the one doesn't even remember that happened like Like, well, that's what happened to that movie. Holy shit. She's the smart one. She's the smart one. She's the one that went to NYU. She is the one that actually

has a LinkedIn and has had jobs like actual jobs. I looked into these two way more than I really wanted to. She has a degree in philosophy. She's actually she's talking about guys that she went to school with a little later on in the show So I started writing a thing and like long story short, you know, it's for people who are like a little losery Which by the way is like not bad. I don't mean loser in a bad way at all I just mean like that's how you feel internally about yourself. Not that's what you are I don't think you're a lady killer. You don't consider yourself a lady killer and you have you know, you talking to women is a challenge for you These are all things that are bad

She was you know, I'm referring to guys who are like losers, but not like in a bad way I just mean like you're an incel you know friends you know and you think you're a loser and you act like a loser That's what I'm talking about So that leads to to this conversation Because guys see things in like kind of a binary when I was in NYU Not to brag when I was in NYU the guys we hung out with had a system like they didn't do one through ten To rate girls. It was just zeros and ones Computer program yeah, yeah, it was all in it was all in what's the computer code? Oh my god binary. It's

Yeah, she started by saying guys are binary You think of everything is one and zeros and then she goes it's like that computer code Which by the way binary is that a computer code just right FYI and then she's like, yeah. Yeah, yeah binary She's like, I think it's Pascal, but okay, whatever You're saying sure These two are friends. Like in the one I watched, they didn't, they would, I guess, politely chuckle at each other's jokes, but they would always make these weird passive aggressive comments to each other

too. Women can't be friends with each other. No, I don't see this relationship or podcast lasting very long. Well, let me just zoom in on this again, because it reminds me of a stuttering moron we talk about a lot. Guys see things in like kind of a binary. When I was in NYU, not to brag, when I was in NYU. So she went to NYU, she graduated.

I'm going to brag. She's all excited about that. But then I was checking on an episode from two months ago when she was on the guys We fucked podcast now if you remember guys we fucked with Corinne Fisher and Christina Hutchinson These two started a podcast at the premise of will bring in ex-boyfriends and we'll talk to them I remember they ran out of The show's still going so now they're just like doing whatever girl talk guys We might have a week

It can be a weekly podcast. She got maybe once a month if you want it to last, right? It didn't last the way they wanted it to so these two are guests on that show yeah, you know, I went to a good school and I got a great education and Okay, I'm not saying those things aren't great and important, but they're also great and important Yeah So now what like am I just gonna tell dick jokes on stage for the next 50 years like I want I want something That's more that more but more yeah. Yeah, absolutely So she makes her living doing stand-up. This is the thing that blew me away. No way

She's like no she has a philosophy degree from NYU and she's like what am I just gonna tell dick jokes for the next 50 years like? When you get a start Right now and when was this podcast those look like two wildly different people. Oh Really crazy, I mean it's just two months ago. I don't know Good I don't think it's really crazy. I mean it's just two months ago. I don't know I don't know Maybe they came directly from the gym. Let's talk about Amanda real quick Amanda Gale who's also a comic and you know how I know that's cuz I was looking at her Instagram And I saw one of the jokes she posted on there And this is great because it's on her Instagram, but she's screenshot ofotted this from Twitter so she thought this was so good it's got to go

on all the socials she says she writes waiter you ladies thinking about food me constantly don't play the funniest corner and what's great about this tweet and again? I saw this on Instagram is when you do this you see the people who like these types of things I was kind of blown away. This is true. This is real. I saw this today liked by Chad Just like this lady's hilarious You suck my dick now All right, I'm hogging everything Doug where we going next that's all right Let's just go to my number four because this is a question that you ask a lot

It's it's kind of the name of your podcast. Who is this show for? ask a lot. It's kind of the name of your podcast. Who is this show for? So far you can go like I'm not spontaneous if something needs, if my face needs to be washed. I'm just not. But you can wash it again when you get home. I don't like doing that. Why? Because my skin has to absorb certain products at a certain time. I don't like to over wash it because that strips the skin. It damages the skin barrier. Like I have a certain amount

of face washing that I can do today. It's not like it's, it's psychotic behavior. I do recognize that. Like I do understand that it seems mentally ill to people who don't feel like that, which is 99.99% of the entire population. Like again, like she by her own admission, 99.99% of the population cannot relate to or understand what she's talking about right now. But this is a show that goes out to, I think that they hope, an audience. I don't understand

who's watching this. Who's listening to this nonsense? Doug, this goes back to very early WATP. So we started listening to podcasts. It was before all the big names were involved. And it was mostly DIY Just people doing the stuff and I'd always pick up on these people who thought there were they were so interesting They could tell you the minutiae of their lives Yeah, if you'll just be glued to it like what you go, you can't wash your face twice a day. Tell me more Right, it's bad enough when they're me more right it's bad enough when there people in their wood panel basement doing it right and then a celebrity comes out it's like well let me tell you

about my minutiae yeah yeah I don't think her co-host is interested in what she has to say and they personally know each other and they have 30 minutes they don't have to like stretch for time on here like just hit the main points yeah let's get right to it for like if you Oh, sorry Can you jump to my number five because it's a real short clip and I don't want to take this out of context because she Is talking about her skin regimen, but she could also be talking about this podcast feeling girls that I talked to you Like are like, okay, like why are you doing that?

Okay. Yes. Why are you doing that? Okay, yes, why are you doing that? Oh, you know what? I just realized how they could save some time and put bronzer on and wash their hair stop podcasting Yes, nothing else in their life would change right? Right, so they'd be paying less for whatever they cost to rent this studio out. It gives you an extra 30 minutes a day Well, I gotta imagine there's a there's a commute involved in shit. I mean, this is New York City, so it's probably a whole thing. And and that's all that prep work they put into it, Doug. All right. It's not like they just showed up. You're not buying that one. Okay. Fair enough. You got me there. I mean, somebody's pulling these clips. I don't know if it is their quote

unquote producer. Hey, in the episode you listened to, is the camera constantly falling down and having to be readjusted? Yes. Okay. There's some guy working the camera and he's bored out of his mind.

He's just like moving it from time to time. He keeps falling asleep. Up and down. Yeah, so I think they're renting this little, like you said, it's 30 minutes, probably renting the studio and they probably comes with a guy who runs the cameras and pulls up the clips for them because I hear them talking to a guy Yeah, yeah, and it's too broad for the show you think they would have personalized this gray background a little bit

It's true. It looks like it can't be dancing looks like yeah They got 30 minutes like for a reason see but they can take advantage of this if they were in straight jackets Yes, and they're in that room. I beg oh, yeah, this is it. Yeah, I would understand. There's in fucking ritual And the angle is like CCTV of when you're interrogating The table everything gives off that feel now listen Amanda I want answers and I want answers now Don't listen officer Carl. We don't need answers like that Skincare routine

Neutral cop All right, let's get into watching tick-tock videos like they do This is a video they're watching of someone talking about Kristen Cavallari Kristen Cavallari is a reality star. She married Jay Cutler She was on MTV and then she got famous doing other things and then her and Jay Cutler had a reality show that he wanted nothing to do with then I got they got a divorce and I know why I know all this shit. I've been doing this job for too long, but this is them watching a video of a person

doing something on Tik TOK that makes zero sense to me. Anyways, I could tell these girls like one of those musty Miami party girls that like leaves the room messy, does drugs, drinks and complain about, Oh, I'm breaking out left and right. I know like sometimes you can't control acne and all that stuff, but a lot of it also has to do with hygiene and what she puts into her body, her workout, her not workout routine, her routine, girly pop, won't take showers for days, the vomit dress. I can't believe this was the moment people found out

that she was like nasty. So I'm not following this at all, and I'm not editing this, this is how they're watching it. This is what the video sounds like. It's a terrible TikTok video. I can't imagine it's popular because it does not making any sense So then we get to the the takes that they have so Karen has her hot take on this

No one probably goes in there Braxton. This is who first of all there's so much to unpack there Yeah, okay Because she was like how are you gonna be she just combined like did you see her slip in the things that do make you smell? Bad with the things that don't make you Like how you gonna vomit on the dress and be a Trump supporter? Only one of those things is smelly right exactly. Oh, so the videos make any sense, and it was dumb to watch that was my Thank you. I'm wondering why you picked it out Maybe that should be what you do after you play the video the reason why we played that video is cuz you know it rather

Just like that was stupid wasn't it like yeah Yeah, I also thought the same thing again. They have no hot takes They have nothing interesting to say it really is like they're seeing these videos for the first time when they're watching them and they're Unable to come up with anything funny on the fly, right? I mean, it's not like the public's demanding it No one's watching. No, right locked into this. It's it's not a good show format We I just played you the most recent episode They said we read the internet so you don't have to which doesn't mean anything No, everyone reads the internet all day long every day and we're all reading totally different things

It's everything's on the internet and I know I don't have to And I don't want to get nitpicky they're watching videos they're not reading anything. Yeah KJ said this is why I hang out with guys. Right. Women are insufferable. It's ridiculous. They have a, I don't know if it's a tick or what you would call it, but they're constantly, they will constantly say something negative about a group of people and then immediately go, no, no, no, but we're just kidding. Like we like you and everything. And one everything and they were talking about men and they're like no No guys. We love you, too

And I'm watching this going I think Carl and I are the only men to ever watch this show Oh, could you imagine I could only imagine like a support group or a subreddit of just guys who are into this show My gosh, let's talk about how Mercury's in retrograde. Holy shit, we gotta dive into this. Did you see what she was wearing? Doug already pointed out that they don't seem like they're friends. And it's funny when we cover podcasts

and you can feel that chemistry, it's always more apparent with females. You know, like we've done the Golden hour and you could tell those guys are starting to not like each other if they ever did. Right. But it's like so much more evident with broads. Yeah, because their body language, they can't help themselves. Guys can fake it. And actually, we're not even that annoyed most of the time.

Our annoying friend doesn't annoy us that much. Like, whatever our annoying friend will be there I'll make do Fine but we can't help those out. They just have to give looks and they have to get faces like Before they just give up I mean they've been doing it for a year and it has Large media company No, they're not Said that I know they didn't have any advertisers. I'm not sure what they can be doing for them if they were Can we skip down to my number nine because the brunette?

I don't know their names the brunette decides to actually start telling jokes like this is a joke this is from her stand-up and She's very confident with her delivery. She doesn't trip over her words Her friend is very supportive to kind of laugh I've been taught, you know, I talked to some older women in my life and they go get a sperm donor men are too much trouble Trouble, so I walk around with a cup Anyway, she laughs so loudly at her own joke Just a case. Anyway. She laughed so loudly at her own joke.

Yeah, she turned to Jackie Burtlein for a second there. And that really sounded like something that she does in her standup. So I walk around with a cup. So real quick, that leads directly into my number 10 because after that joke, after she absolutely murdered it with that joke, she gets into another one and she sets it up and her co-host, I think is trying to help by asking the most appropriate question, almost a yes and, and this trips her up and she cannot deliver the joke. When I think about a sperm donor,

there's certain occupations I want or don't want. I'm thinking about it. Like what? I would just like someone gainfully employed. Some occupation? Gainfully employed? Not at all. Not at all.

And if you could just play that back again, watch the redhead's face. She gets so excited about the potential of a joke and her face Immediately when I think about a sperm donor there's certain occupations. I want or don't want to be I'm thinking about it What I would just like someone gainfully employed Oh, you didn't think about the professional sperm donor It's so bad and those I Guarantee you those are jokes that she has in her, you know nightly set or whatever. No, she's workshopping it. Yes show

Since we're speaking about men and They're gonna talk about what men find attractive about women. They've it all figured out. Right. I also feel like men don't know why they think you're hot. They like trick, that's the thing. I think we've talked about this, but probably, but like we're like, oh, men don't look at the details, but they don't know why they're hot. You know what I'm saying? They don't know why you're beautiful.

They look at the details. They just don't see the details. They see something. They see like a collection of things that- They see beautiful. They see an impression. Right. You two are idiots Because women don't understand what makes women hot. This is the problem

That's why they spend so much time in their fucking fingernails and worry about what fucking lipstick color We don't we don't give a shit about these things ladies We don't care and they're going no no no it comes down to all these little details And that's why they're the ones who are idiots and so they follow up which I'm thinking that maybe they're the ones who are idiots But I think they just they don't realize why you're hot, but we know why we're happy We see it in a second say I'll just got concealer on it that I know but that's not how they operate They say I don't see it, but Amanda all the concealer in the world Not gonna help with this one

These two they really do think that like guys Like we don't understand what makes a woman attractive. No we do better than you actually yeah, it's the one thing. We're really good at Yeah, we're pretty quick about it too right yeah, so these fucking dummies. Don't even realize why a hot chick is hot No, we can actually describe it. Yeah, it is many words as you want. Tell me how many words few No, we could actually describe it. Yeah, it is many words as you want. Tell me how many words few I didn't pull any of it from the episode I watched but near the end it just devolves into the redheads really bumped out that men Just don't approach her in public. She thinks that wherever she shows up She should just men should just approach her and talk to her and ask her out

And she's really upset and the brunettes like I don't know what you're talking about happens to me all the time That's some caddy shit right there ginger war anymore concealer. She wouldn't be there Just a ghost well Getting back to their appearance on guys we fucked So they're just talking about how guys find women attractive and how they don't understand things, but Karen has it all figured out. I like it.

It's fine, I feel neutral about it. But right person, yes, but you really have to listen to your smells. You know what I mean, your smells? What you like and don't like tells you so much about how they are as a person. Yeah, You think? Yeah, because I have suppressed that knowledge

enough times in my life where I was like, no, never ignore your smells. Yeah, your sense of smell is so smart. It's smarter than you because it shortcuts something in your brain. It gives you information that you don't cognitively know how to process, but it is it

communicates so much essential data yeah a lot of our a lot of our like biological is everything okay yes someone's hammering something we were very clear that we needed this as a podcast studio and it is the noisiest podcast studio too nice so. So, wow. That's the cheat code for dating. It's the smell. So is it appropriate to say, hey, do mind if I finger your vagina before we talk any further?

I just want to get a sense for whether this is going to work out or not. Literally a sense. Yeah, right. I mean, I would agree that most people's sense of smell are probably smarter than she is. Yes. Yes. Good point. Anything else you want to play that you picked up on, Doug? people's sense of smell are probably smarter than she is.

Good point. Uh, anything else you want to play that you picked up on Doug? Just a couple things real quick. Um, play this clip. I thought this was interesting. They're, they're talking about if they have rules for their birthday, like rules that they need to follow or rules that other people need to follow. And I'll talk about sort of where this conversation goes, but let's just let them set this up. Not really, but I had a, I dated someone like a long time ago

who used to make me cry on my birthday. That's your tradition. I never dated her. That's your birthday tradition. It was kind of a special thing. It's my thing. It happened like year after year, and then one year I happened again, and I was like You always make me cry my birthday like is that on purpose and he said yes

Here's the thing so I'm watching this and I'm, okay to a degree I kind of get it like I have Listen, I'm not bragging about having a really great gay best friend, but I have a guy friend who's gay He cries on his birthday all the time. He's over Emotional his friends are there's families there cries every goddamn year. It's crazy So I thought that's what she was talking about but she goes on to say that this guy just made her feel like shit On her birthday intentionally, that's what I assumed. Yeah. Yeah, and now play my number seven because this is kind of Your another year older aren't you Jesus Christ every year You're gonna do this every year? What the f-

Are you sure you're only one year older? Let's add two this time! Cause he wanted to make it about him, he sounds like a true narcissistic jerk, he wanted to make it about him. And then give power, you're happy, you can't be happy without me, you know, kind of thing. I mean I think we did genuinely love each other, but sounds like it. She's delusional, she's like. It was the best relationship I ever had. I believe her. Yeah, that could be true. Yes, it might be. She seems insufferable. The other thing I'm noticing on your clips, you might have noticed on my clips too, very difficult

to find a stop or start to stop because they're constantly talking before the other person is finished talking. And it's just very manic. The energy on this is very anirali. Yeah. I texted you when you sent this to me, I was like, Carl, I don't even know where to start and stop. I was like, you could just hit play and we'll pause it every now and then talk about it if you want. Cause I couldn't figure out a way to cut this stuff up. And the thing that I will say, I said it before, I'd listened to three of these episodes and I could do it because they were short, but they all sounded the same. Like you said, it's manic, it's nonsense. The first 15 minutes,

I don't care about. Then when they get into what their show is about, it's a disaster. And it's just, there's no prep, there's no research. research they're just killing time they're just trying to justify renting a studio for a half hour and I'm super anal about cutting clips correctly I don't even want someone to be starting another breath when I before I cut it off so this was very frustrated to me I'm like ladies calm the fuck. I was so zoomed in Yeah, right the stretch the like I had to see the waveforms for every single breath and syllable I tried it right here. Maybe it won't seem like the other one's talking over the other one when I got it Yeah, it's super annoying not a good way to podcast not great broadcasters And yet they claim that that's what they do for a living is how they do so they make their money

That's wild. Yeah living in New York being that bad at something. That's how you make your living Well, we did get some laughs today. We did and now it's time for our And our cringe of the week this week is Well someone we've seen before Someone who never disappoints with the cringe. There's a lot going on with this one Back at the brick house of scorches TV like episode 35 some season episode 15 Yeah, it's freaking me out, you know

Scorch I'm me. We've got the whole career bunch of people in the crowd. Thank you guys much You all know Megan give it up for Megan Now the co-host Megan the last time we talked about scorches He was over at Megan's house the day after Thanksgiving Yes, he was over at Megan's house the day after Thanksgiving Who was our co-host who pointed out that he was getting very touchy feely with her and like purposely like rubbing his arm Lobster top lobster was picking up on this thing. He never seen this before. He was noticing he was like Scorch was like putting his arm over here and it would like brush against her brass

Jenny jingles is like get your fucking boots off her and yeah Bob's just like you watching what's going on yeah and it's something that I didn't pick up on but it seems like score to probably hasn't gotten laying a couple decades is very hard up and he's looking at this woman and he's trying to like he invited some more to her house for the holidays he's a lonely guy This is way of hitting on a woman is you like this So watch how this next episode starts off. Oh, no I love that sweater. Oh, wow. Thank you. I do I love it. It's called a Cable cable knitters or what you call a sweater. Yeah, I like it. I don't know. I like can I have it? Sure, right. Are you like trying to get me to get naked? What's happening here? Whoa? I would prefer you over But you know there's one person clapping

Potato wicked woman. No, thank you But He must have been Irish. I Said I wasn't gonna bring this up time and time again But again, I have heard scored so many times on your podcast This is the first time seeing this and it looks scorched looks better than I thought he was gonna wow everything else looks worse Oh, man, it looks worse than I thought this set is a disaster Is that a real wall?

Did they just... No, it's a real wall. Do they put that behind them? Oh, yeah, no. That's the corner of the bar. Yeah. For sure. This whole thing...

I thought he was much older, but this whole thing looks so much worse. He's old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he's old. Oh. It's not high def. Trust me. So I think that she's not picking up, because episode that we reviewed they caught out a big chunk of it

They started getting drunk and it cut from there's children in the room children in the room cuts from them starting to get drunk to Alright, we got in the show We'll probably edit all this out and so who knows what happened between these two Probably made some moves on her in front of the kids that well, and there's another dude on the couch So maybe that's what she's picking up on this she's like what burn my sweater you I'm gonna take my shirt off like She's making to yes my god. He's trying to be flirtatious and she's calling him on this now he points to this Aiden person Aiden is a minor in the audience.

Sure. Raiden, if you remember. Are you trying to get me to get naked? What's happening here? Whoa. I would prefer you over Raiden. Raiden, I'm sorry, Raiden's the name, okay. I'd prefer you over Raiden.

Now listen to this. But, you know, a couple weeks ago I tried to get Raiden's sweater. You should prefer me over Raiden because that'll get you like 50 in the big house, buddy. How much did it get? I don't even want to get into that. No. Hey!

The most awkward conversation to start the show where it's like, hey, can I borrow your sweater? Like, what are you trying to get me naked? Like, I'd rather get you naked than that 14-year-old kid. Like, well, I would hope so. You'd go to prison if you wanted to fuck that kid. I declare this the cringiest cringe of the week. Thank you!

We did it everybody! We finally did it! Cringe of the week! Cringe of the year! Alright, there's more to this though because, yes! This is very exciting! My favorite segment that Scorch used to do on his show, they used to cover it on Opinionthony all the time and he's bringing it back. Maybe no one else is coming up today. Uh, do tell.

We're new. Yeah. Oh, surprise, surprise. Like the co-hosts is in the dark of what they they're gonna be doing. It's just no rundown or anything like that So weird news is coming back. I was like yes weird news now if you're not familiar with the weird news segment on Scorch's PFG TV what he does is he reads these wacky stories and has zero takes on them. It just goes no That's crazy. Yeah? All right, next. Isn't that weird?

So let's fast forward to the weird news segment and see what's doing. Hey, you know what we got right now? Windows 95, we're running here. We are ready for this, you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Because this is the return of Scorch's PFG TV of, Mike, if you would.

on Scorch's PFG TV of, Mike if you would. Some are odd and some deranged, stories that are very strange. Weird news. Lakewood, Florida. A man was arrested for two separate thefts that occurred within 15 minutes of one another. Okay. Ready for this? Yeah, I'm ready.

This dude, 42 years old, stands accused of two counts of larceny Oh, he was stealing things from grocery stores. What kind of things? Okay, the interesting thing is he stole from the same store twice within 15 minutes. Yeah How would the creep off last if I do this scum brain just like yes, and there you go all right When he steal grocery store things I don't have a lot of detail if I'm doing a three-minute commute. It would be my favorite show So great

Alright, there's another one in here that I got to get to shit. All right. This is where it gets crazy again Scorch cannot control himself right here Japan have arrested a 37 year old guy on suspicion of trespassing Now when they pop this guy he said I get off on trespassing I have trespassed on over 1,000 pieces of property and The thrill is to see if I get caught trespassing his quote was I don't I do he was Japanese So I don't want to say you know

Stop you know me. I won't do it reel it in uh-huh you will do it You know me I won't do it reel it in uh-huh you will do it Okay, yeah, but he said and I quote in American I get off on Trespassing and I'm thinking dude most of us in America we get off I'm watching pornhub in the car you bet and not getting busted right my god That was his joke for that Yeah, Mike That was his joke for that We get off watching pornhub in the car and not getting caught and now he's gonna look for validation

From his buddy Mike's now here. I get off. I'm watching pornhub in the car You bet and not getting busted right Mike how many times been busted watching pornhub in the car? Absolutely zero why in the car? What does that to be? Thank You Megan? What is he talking about guys don't watch porn in the car? Why does that have to be? Thank you, Megan. What is he talking about guys? Don't watch porn in the car. I don't know that's Retarded I mean nobody podcasts from his car. That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard right? Yes That's a weird thing to do in your car Jerking off is the craziest thing and scorches just as I'm like us guys were constantly whacking it off in the car, right? It's like No, definitely not Mike's like that's my car One step further the car has even gotten caught doing that

By who? By the police. What do you mean? So do I pulled you over because I was ejaculating out the window. That is correct Shoot it out the mood. Who are they doing this show for? Like, what is this? Is this like, I mean, is this like, he used to be a radio guy, right? Yes. Yeah. Okay. And this is like, is this a podcast? What is this? So this is a YouTube channel now. It's a YouTube show video show. Wow. He calls it TV obviously. But these shows have got get 1000s of views now. Like I think this was up to 3800. I don't know if they're buying views. Probably not. I think there's still a lot of people who just watch this

like we do. It's a debacle all the way through. It's great. Okay, so we just heard him talk about how you know this guy gets off by trespassing in Japan just like how he gets off by jerking off to pour nub in the car and then that's when he starts to get creepy with Megan. You're supposed to watch him pour nub in the car. Absolutely zero. Why in the car? Why does it have to be the car? Can't it be like in the living room? Do you watch porn? Who's gonna come into your bedroom and bust you do you watch adult films for real like as of today no look at how uncomfortable she is yeah look at her

looking at him like why are you asking me that what's going on she knows where this is going she does and she's just like no I'm asexual mm-hmm reminds me of what John was talking to Bobby Brown. It's not her. John was and he's like hitting on her She goes. Yeah, I don't like guys anymore. I don't do that. I don't hang out with guys. We should get a beer sometime No, I don't want to get a beer. I don't I don't do that. That's the energy. I'm getting off of Megan right now with Scorch Here's one for you Hey Raiden, do you do you watch porn on online? So then he goes to the underage. Don't ask a child if a child watches porn.

Then he goes to the underage kid in the audience and asks him. This is on the internet, dude. Doug, this is the best. He just embarrassed himself in front of his girlfriend. So he goes, I'll say this. Hey, Raiden, what are you, what are you watching? And this gets even worse. Whoa. His parents are here. Whoa. Mom, it's the funniest thing. I'm looking into the audience.

Mom's shaking her head. Mom's shaking her head. Dad's interested in to know what kind. His parents are here. Raiden's laughing it. Hey, give it up for Raiden. It's like the 30th. Yeah, Raiden's also wondering if he should right hook or left hook.

In two weeks Wade's laughing so there you go. You know when I'm not watching Dabbleverse stuff or playing chess I watch body cam footage. Yes we do. What I think I think this is a new genre sub genre it's the pre-arrest. Yeah we're gonna watch exactly what happened before even the body cam is involved because that's what we're watching What is he doing right now? It's so embarrassing what he's up to it's beyond embarrassing Imagine asking a kid what kind of porn they watch in front of that kid's parents and then be Parents and then be like let's give it up for everyone It's still up like

Somebody not telling you gotta take that down man You do not have to sit in this townie bar with this fucking creep. No, you don't run now Walk fast, whatever you can do This isn't gonna springboard you into fame and fortune Not the entertainment business like you said she may have been a fan but now he's talking about putting fingers in holes and Do children watch porn? I think that's not she needs to get out of here All right, I have one more clip on here, and I wouldn't even grab this but someone in the comments Linked it. He's always got that toothpick in his mouth. Yeah

What we're gonna see is the toothpick goes flying out of his mouth and like a baby without its Bibby or whatever you call pacifier. He doesn't know what to do with himself What cops are everywhere what the crap I Was like look I had to go pee I mean yeah What the crap I was like look I had to go pee I mean yeah, and I still have I still have the police report that says

Scorch had to pee and what Scorch has to pee he has to pee and they let it go so of course they have to let It go come on amazing stuff, so I don't know how long I'm able to do this because I spit my toothpick out So oh no my god. Do you want to have my I I saw you I know do you want to have my narrow straw? No, I'm good No, you're going so now he's taking his straw and he's trying to like a spare in the back Or something in half really dirty so we can use that as his to look at this for your partner nothing I'm good. So here's something Got this beef jerky straw over here. This is crazy. He's still not Gentest he's of a dentist named doctor Spiro We used to have green teeth and there's nothing worse than the dentist cleaning your teeth. Hey, how's it going with green teeth?

I don't like that. Yeah, that would like be true story He's still biting down the straw trying to rip it in half. This is insane Yeah, I give a toothpick is your lifeline bring extra toothpicks How do you not have backups for the retirement to thick yeah and also scorch This is your moment Megan offered you the straw that was in her mouth to put in your mouth I know I'm surprised he said no to that. Yeah, that's kind of a it's kind of a you know a green light, dude He can't go five or ten minutes without a toothpick in his mouth Holy shit weird so weird that could be on TLC by weird addiction. I

Also don't like this I Need something to chew on hey so tell me about this stuff Mike did this ever affect your life Megan does this affect your life the most annoying things when living with the man clearly he's a smoker like clearly he has been smoking maybe just quit or something it sounds like he's the most Aggressive throat cancer I've ever heard right I guess that's what's going on, but seriously bring more toothpicks Yeah, you know there's an oral thing with the addiction to smoking that he's obviously replaced with the toothpick But for it to smoking that he's obviously replaced with the toothpick. But for it to happen that quickly, it just spit out of his mouth. He's just like, fuck

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If you play my number 15, this is two minutes into the episode and I could not listen anymore. Yeah. I always want to go back to June Diane and every time I do, it's just like, oh, this is so depressing and bad. Let's see. And I got to the checkout and they said, are you, you know, are you a rewards member? And I said, I can't honestly, I made such a stink. I said, I can't be bothered with having another account.

I know. I can't have a username. I can't have a username. I can't have a password. I can't have a card. I can't Again, so insufferable. It's it's so insufferable I was talking about this with Drew Lane yesterday because we were talking about Jason Kelsey's wife and She's on there talking about how difficult it is to raise these children and how hard her life is.

And it's like they probably have at least one live in nanny. Yes, they're extremely wealthy and well to do and can have anything they want at any time and they want so badly to be a normal person relate to the every man that they make up these stories. It's just like, Oh my my gosh my trip to the store was so exhausting. They wanted me to be a Rewards member. I just I can't okay. Yeah What's even crazy? With this story is and I guess I thought I left this in she's talking about going to the grocery store All she had to do and like you should know if you've ever

gone to that grocery store, you should know if you're a reports member or not. Like you have a card or you put in your phone number. It's not a lot. And she went on to then just talk about how she gave so much shit to this poor woman working a registered grocery store before Thanksgiving about how she will not sign her name to any more paperwork. I couldn't do it. I couldn't listen to the episode. God. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. How people are still listening to that. Are they still running that scam business they have to? Oh, I don't know.

Yeah. Okay. They have business. Yeah. The the podcast turns into like this thing You can sign up for and you get these virtual classes and they have these retreats and it's a whole thing My god, really everyone uses their celebrity to scam To uh, yeah people are mad at how to I she's not the first one to be like Oh, I'm a celebrity now. What do I rip off everyone who enjoys my stuff? He's like an assisted suicide vacay? Do you want to kill yourself spend a weekend with me? So I moved on and I don't know it was a few times ago that I was on here and we talked about the

Diary of a psychic medium Amber times ago that I was on here and we talked about the diary of a psychic medium, Amber Ambrine? Yeah, Amber Ambrine. So the energy world can be a doozy. Join Amber, who's a psychic medium, Reiki master and multidimensional channeler as she goes through her daily experiences dealing with unseen forces, whether you've encountered ghosts, fairies, extraterrestrials, or simply curious to dive into spirituality and the depths of being a human. This show

gives you the tools needed when the energy world comes a-knockin'. It's amazing. I really wanted to get video clips. She does some video stuff, but they're all YouTube shorts and they don't even seem to be her podcast episodes. So she still does her podcast. I listen to multiple episodes. I have so much fun. She's so dumb. It's amazing. I love it. And if you start with, well, start with my number one, because she did a whole show on crystals and it's a whole deep dive into what crystals mean and everything. I listened to the whole whole thing this is the only clip I pulled from it and there's a summary at the end that gives you a pretty good idea of what she talked

about today we are talking all about crystals we're talking about the science behind crystals how they work how to pick one how to cleanse one how to program one and fun ways to use them. This is a full crystal deep dive. Here we go. A bullshit. A bullshit. A bullshit. I worked with a woman, a young woman,

who was into crystals. She'd carry her crystals around. She'd tell me about them. And she was pretty attractive and a really good body. So I was like, oh yeah, that's cool. Yeah. And that's why women think the crystals are acceptable to talk about.

It was, it was so much fun to listen to it. Like she, she has bought in, this is not a June Diane scam. Like she is all in on all of this stuff. I think we will get to some clips where she gets to a point where I'm like, well, I don't, I think she's just punking everyone. But the episode I really listened to and pulled clips from, she decides to talk to some new friends. And I'm an idiot. I guess I didn't hear the word channel, think about the word channel. I assumed that she was going to get other psychics on to talk.

But if you play my number three, she is just communicating with spiritual beings or imagining them in her head friends Like a lot of adults have right, okay And listen to how she describes this first one. So just opening up my channel I'm gonna invite whoever wants to come through first and the first one coming through reminds me of a cartoon character. Kinda reminds me of Goofy.

He's very tall and lanky but he's kind of like, I think he's dancing, he's flailing around like one of those guys that are in the front of like, auto body shops or those wiggly guys. I don't know what they're called. They're probably about as real as this being that you're seeing coming through. They're way more real than this being. That's a good point. Yeah. So she's describing Goofy that it's just flailing around. She's having so much fun.

And I think if you play the next one, I think she's just looking out her window and describing things she's seeing. Because not since Opie have I heard any podcaster ever get distracted by nature. And allow ourselves to see things with a more complex eye there's a squirrel staring at me right outside that's silly not since the Rosie O'Donnell TikTok account have I seen someone talking to and about squirrels

while on the internet oh it's it's amazing like this show was so fun because it is just her describing nonsense and that these Characters are basically telling her that everything's gonna be fine and they're cool and you can kind of like if you do listen to number four She tells you that there's a way at home to play along Oh good, and she tells you how to do it, but she doesn't really say something like the game to poke a dabler And she tells you how to do it, but she doesn't really say anything. So it's like the game to poke a dabler. You play along at home. Great. Yes, exactly.

And I invite you too, if you want to tune in with me and see what kind of energy you feel as well and allow me to confirm or, you know, clarify whatever you may be getting a little hint at, I definitely welcome you to Okay, I literally just got douche chills To poke a psychic Yeah, she's not that different from solar the DID system that we talk about who are these social now. I'm scared Well, right. It's like one of those things like you can pretend that you have like imaginary friends or you just be like multiple people inside It's kind of the same thing. Yeah. Nope. That's what she's doing And she talks to or goofy talks to her for half of this episode. This is 20 minutes

She's just and she'll go long stretches where I kind of forget she's talking about a floppy guy that looks like Goofy. And then she'll just drop in random details. Play my number 8, because now we get a sense of what Goofy's wearing. Um, I'm seeing him wearing cargo pants and like a three-quarter sleeve shirt. Cool. His clothes kind of keep changing right now. He's coming through with like a skateboard kind of vibe. She's taking me out of it. So it's just some guy, right? Yeah. She was watching the wiggly guy and then some skateboarder went by.

Yeah. It's just like, it's just like Aaron Imholed Okay, whatever So no because she will talk for so long about being in tune with your inner self and and Celestial planes and then she talks about how he just looks like a skater and right this is I'm listening to this I'm having fun. I'm smiling through the whole thing when she got to this point if you play my number seven I laughed out loud alone in my house listening to this all right and this is all this guy's got to say oh he's finally giving me a name so his name is Keith I am Keith! Oh, I loved it. I loved it. This is great. This was so much fun. And she leaves Goofy or Keith Mm-hmm, and she goes on to something else. Number nine is a long clip

There's a lot of pauses so we can talk through it but I think it's important to have a long clip because She builds to something that is just so crazy and as it's going I'm like oh no you're not going to do this and she totally does. This energy coming through I'm hearing twinkling bells it feels very golden. Twinkling bells? Golden you say? I almost see like a golden I almost see like a golden, it feels like a metal box, like a gold box. Really working here. Kind of floating down. Tied as like a present.

Feels like a magical Christmas gift. Oh no. The energy is very gold. Everything is like, I'm seeing gold light. It's very light light I can't sense anybody I'm just seeing this gold box if I set the intention of opening it with a bunch of like plaid like red and green plaid and getting Christmas vibes. Ooh I wonder if this is like a spirit of Christmas situation. Oh how exciting I think it is cuz I had an emotional response Oh boy

I feel like this is Santa Claus A child And I feel like I'm gonna cry for some reason Oh this is so exciting Bullshit! Do you have imagination land out here bored? I do actually because this woman is just like playing with their own stupidness. She needs a friend Could you imagine if she like met someone that she could just have a conversation with be like, oh my god This is way better just make it a bullshit

If I had all day long well If you remember an episode you pulled from that's where she had that guy on that had like all sorts of lumps and may have had cancer. And she's like, I don't know, pray to the fairies about it and you'll be fine. Like I kind of forgot that she's a little bit dangerous while I was listening to this because it was so silly. But no, she has now channeled Santa Claus and she goes on go to number 10 because now she describes basically She's in a snow globe and I have been dropped

into a Very small area. It almost looks like the inside of a snow globe Yeah, it's not very imaginative at all It's not very imaginative at all. Not at all. And that's what's really great about this because I only have a few more clips, so we don't need to get too into this, but she then gives the most basic description of what Santa Claus looks like, where he works. It's just like a gingerbread house.

She goes in and she's like, oh, he's making cookies and they kind of have a peppermint scent to them And he's wearing a black belt like it is every normal depiction of Santa's Come up with with all of this exactly. There's a question that came in from Chuck Chuck John This chick is so boring. She hot or something because I don't understand why anybody is still playing these clips The answer is no The answer is a resounding no on that Hey friends, this is the story of the most intense house cleansing I have ever experienced This is the worst bangs I've ever seen

Yeah, if you could just play one Actually, let's do two. I have an ISO for you. It's number 13. I don't know. It's so specific. I don't know where you will ever use this, but you might want to find a way. I wonder if Santa Claus is a fairy. That's very offensive. We talk about Santa Claus like that in my house. Right. So my very last clip is kind of fun. She's been describing how cold it is and the winter season and suddenly she realizes that she may have some listeners in the southern hemisphere and doesn't know how to deal with that. Now for my friends who are just starting summertime, I don't know what that's like, but I will say that

The fairies Bring a party, you know Summertime starting off is like oh Yeah, it was just fun. I I really enjoyed going back and listening to this nonsense And that's the... Well, that's retarded. Sure is. Uh-oh, retard alert! Retard alert, class!

It's five minutes longer. I can't play it. Oh, we could have had more of that. Because the only other thing to play at this time is Have you been following Stuttering John this week at AllDoug? No, no, no. Oh good. I hear him on your show. I get a lot of him twice a week. I get my Stuttering John updates. Well, you are in for a hell of a ride then today because big news came out and John came

on the show yesterday full of energy and I'll just play the clip and then I'll explain what's going on here but there's a big reveal that happened. Hey everybody! It's your teacher! How are ya? School! First of all, now, there's so much to unpack here. But let's start with the elephant in the room. Not that fucking cowardly potato. I'm talking about the real elephant in the room, which is yes, I have been teaching.

All right. This surprises no one. John's been talking about how he has a day job again. It's already started the podcast later and he's, you know, the ad agency. Can I just say that ad agency stuff that was, that was some of the funniest stuttering John stuff when he just pretended to be in Mad Men for a little while that was really great yeah everyone talks about their day at work and they're just like well we had these prime rib lunches yeah followed by lobster yeah stuff with tacos

done or how are you guys everybody what are you guys doing over there so John was talking about how he was at the agency. He was talking about the Amazon warehouse. Someone brought up teachers. He'd be like, oh yeah, I'm teaching. And he wouldn't elaborate on that at all. We had a lot of elaboration of the other things. He had a lot of details about the other things.

And that was a tell that John was definitely teaching. And so he had court and he was doing zoom court and Cardiff electric found the link to this thing somehow. And so Cardiff peeked in at his zoom court and saw john in the classroom. No, doing his traffic court because he had his registration, he had to get his registration in Florida. So he had his court date. And there's two years that two year old second graders in the background So John's teaching elementary school and this came out

People pointed out that Normally if you have court then you get a substitute teacher to fill it because you got court that day John's a substitute Just like by the way, I will be able to teach this Class because I have court Okay, yes So we handed out like a crossword that crossword word search Pause out all the kids. It's a music class So the kids had to find different names of instruments in this word search

And that's what he was keeping the kids busy with While John was in his Like I Assumed like he's a wait. He's a substitute teacher Yes, but he's subbing for the music teacher like yes my thought was oh Why didn't he wait for the kids to go to special or whatever? But he is, well, he is special. I get it. But like, so he's teaching music and he's doing this core thing while the students are in the classroom?

Yes, because you can see students are- Oh my god. No one has shown this video. Cardiff hasn't put the video out. John's gonna accuse Cardiff of doing things he hasn't done But from what I've heard Students show up on the video because they're just like I can't find cello when shot has to be like alright Students like walk up to him while he's doing this I strap it we got all the answers You have a lot of questions. I have all the answers because this was him explaining what's going on and

The problem with teaching now remember he was teaching in California and bragging about all the money He was making for it is a little bit of a different story. Why because I love doing it The problem here in Florida is that the salaries are not What they were in LA and I've been saying that on the air for how long and it gave me the reason to give notice a while ago even though they asked me to be there full-time so my last day is next Wednesday and that's a fact chat. John is claiming he put in his notice already a while ago. He just started this job.

It was just November. And then he already took a whole week off for Thanksgiving when he went back to New York. And he didn't know what the salary was before he got the job? Oh, how is that possible? He goes, they're not paying me enough money so I put in my notice.

Like, well, you agree on what they're gonna pay you when you take the job. Yeah, it's not an audition. Right, right, and it shouldn't be a mystery of what you're gonna pay you when you take the job. Yeah, it's not an audition. Right. Right. It shouldn't be a mystery. Right. No. Of what you're gonna get paid.

That is, I've never like forgotten to ask a potential employer how I was gonna make. Oh, and one more thing. Doug, listen to this. This is crazy right here. Because when I got my first paycheck, it was just not acceptable for the Duke. When I was in California I would make about seven thousand a month. Bullshit. So John literally didn't know what he was making until he got his paycheck and went oh this is what you're paying me? Well then fuck this I'm out of here. How is that possible? This guy can't even be bothered to know what he's getting paid to do a job that he was doing?

Well because he loves teaching so much to do a job that he was doing Well because he loves teaching so much. He did say he has a passion for it. He loves it fuck this Until that paycheck comes in there's some people like g-rob who think that John probably got fired and That's why he's pretending that yeah, I quit. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't get fired. This is no, there's no way. I don't know what he's getting paid, but it's more than nothing.

He's going to tell us. He's going to tell us a little bit. But do you remember him bragging? He was coming on his show after his working his long days, and he'd be like, you know, I already made $300 today. Yes. He said that specifically at the ad agency, which I want how does that make any fucking sense? You don't know which one you've got paying that day Like he's collecting for a mob boss or something So he got $300 that day and I started thinking about it like oh

Maybe he didn't know what he was getting paid thought he did make $300 that day and I started thinking about it like oh maybe he didn't know what he was getting paid Thought he did make $300 that day and they got his paycheck went. Oh shit 15 bucks an hour I thought that was 50 bucks now. I thought he said 50 bucks an hour 15 I'm telling you something like that must have happened because otherwise, why would you be surprised by your paycheck? And also he's like six-figure job. He's killing it. Everyone's jealous He's got this amazing job He's substitute teaching in an elementary school and thinks he's gonna make all this money and managed to get fired Yeah, and I would like to say that he's probably lying

But that does seem like something John would do just assume that you're making a certain amount of money and then be shocked by what? You actually get so John's gonna explain to us there's different tiers of what substitutes make in Florida and I did do a little research on this. This is true based on what your credentials are and your background. They'll pay you different amounts of money. And there's a tell in here. John is lying because he only stutters when he's lying. I granted because I have a four year degree contrary to all the losers out there who like to lie, like or not admit when they're wrong,

like just do it, Lady K saying that I don't have a four year degree. Well, once again, I just proved it because I had to send them send my transcripts in, in order to be. He didn't prove it because he's gonna go on to say You can teach at these schools with a high school diploma or associates degree, which he has both of those things. So wrong again, it's not a boy come

the second highest Okay, so now he's gonna explain to us that he's the second highest you could possibly be paid as a substitute teacher But watch how hard it is for him to spit this out and also look at the ceiling again So now he's going to explain to us that he's the second highest he could possibly be paid as a substitute teacher. But watch how hard it is for him to spit this out and also look up to the ceiling again. In order to become the second highest, the second highest level paid sub. Okay. I think you're lying. You were getting paid bullshit.

You know it Second highest I want to know how many levels there are because if there are two then he's probably right no I think there's four okay alright, so if you're a former fully credentialed teacher Maybe you've retired or you're doing something else and you want to substitute. They're like alright We'll give you the maximum sure and then there's other levels based on other things What if you're a lazy lying drunk retard probably a lower level? Asking for a front So john does another tell here where he says i'm going to be honest, which means everything he was saying before this was a lie And let me i'm going to be honest I make less than 20 dollars an hour. Yep

It's eight8 a day. And you know, it's, it's sad that they don't pay as much. So, well, he's complaining. If you're just doing Zoom court from the classroom, how much should you be getting paid for that? I'm also treating driver's ed. This is the problem right here. So he was getting paid for that? I'm also treating drivers ed. This is the problem right here. So he was getting paid way more in California for doing nothing, babysitting a classroom than he's in Florida. That's why people are fleeing California and going to places like Florida, just like John

did because you're getting taxed to death and your tax dollars being wasted on idiots and losers like John. Whereas in Florida, there's zero state income tax because they're just like, we're just going to pay people what they're worth. Good idea. That's probably pretty smart. John should not go anywhere where they're going to be paying people what they're worth. Correct. He's handing out dittos to the class and then complaining he's not getting paid enough. And you know, he didn't, like those were just left there by the teacher like here

I understand that you are not capable of teaching these students. Get them to do this worksheet today. Yeah, there's some busy work to keep the kids doing something. So why doesn't he care that people are contacting the school because I was looking at Dad was anonymous and everyone's outrage. We got to contact the school. We got to let him know that John said this about Chad's brother and he's drunk and blah blah blah. It's like, it's not your problem guys. It's your kids that isn't in the school. Don't worry about it. Whatever. They'll figure it out. Yeah. And John will take care of himself. John will take care of himself. You don't need to get involved in this. A lot of people

are getting involved, contacting the school, but John doesn't care about that. John will take care of himself. You don't need to get involved in this. A lot of people are getting involved, contacting the school, but John doesn't care about that. And here's why. Because I'm going to devote my time to my one man show, which I started working on last night. And it's really coming easy to me. A because I'm a Joe crafter and B because I'm following the template of my autobiography. That's what I'm going to start doing. I'm going to start of my what a biography. It's secret. You're all alone. That's what I'm gonna start doing. I'm gonna start getting back to the clubs. I know you're gonna try and get me canceled there too, because, you know,

you guys have this ultimate jealousy for the Duke. And I understand just last week, Chad, a couple of your people that you open for responded. So if anyone has a thumbnail Of Chad show that patreon so smartly removed If anyone has a thumbnail, I'm gonna send that over to Nick Swarton and to

And to Daniel Todd anybody yeah And to Daniel Tosh. Anybody. Yeah. Just last week, he was talking about making sure that Chad Zumach's future gigs will be canceled. Yeah. That he would be kicked off these lucrative shows that he does.

And now John, working on his one man show. Yes. Thank you, Lord. That's amazing. Make it happen, please. Goes, and I know you losers are are gonna try to get my gigs canceled and It's worse than that and I know John will say he can justify it. No one else can I'm not the one trying to get John's gigs canceled John's the one trying to get chance gigs canceled

There's no host of a show. She was not making phone calls. I'm not making phone calls. Mike Morse doesn't talk And John see they're actually the one who's reaching out to Daniel Tosh. It's the most effort he puts into anything. And Nick Swartz. Oh yeah. When he wants to get people's lives ruined, that's when he gets in the high gear and gets things moving. Listen, Carl, you have said so many times to your audience, do not get people's stuff canceled. I would like to reach out right now. And if we could all get together and actively get this show made, produced, I would, this is the one thing of all the dumb stuff he says he's going to do and none of it ever comes to fruition. I want to see this one man show. I would start to go fund me for him, except

for I know you just spend all that money I'm doing Actually happen because that would be great Josie Wales says one-man show who's the man? But I actually have a brilliant idea for what this one-man show can be I think He maybe has already put it together if you ever saw me teach It's a performance. Oh, in this case it's 24 of the same performances.

This is like doing two weeks at the lab factory. I mean, for instance, I was doing, you know, the whole alphabet and how notes have their own alphabet and I was, I'm not going to get into everything, but I start there and I build and I build and I build. And it's a 45 minute, it's a 40 minute lesson. And that's what I do. And then each week I'll have a new 40 minute lesson. It's like writing a new monologue,

but you're teaching something that I am very passionate about, which is music. And I think you all know that I'm extremely passionate about music. That's the Motorhead t-shirt. Right, yes. Everyone's passionate about music loves Motorhead. This is amazing. So when John teaches it's a performance and he's like that charismatic college professor who brings chemistry to life except for it's music to second craters. Could you imagine he's putting together and John always looks at

himself in this crazy light, like he's doing so much good in the world. He's teaching second graders notes. Yeah. And he has to put together a 40 minute monologue in order to do that. There's no way that doesn't even, that doesn't make any sense. I also went to second grade. They don't teach you notes. You're not at that point. Yeah.

It's just picture a bunch of Ralph Weygam sitting there like dumbfounded at this. There's no music theory at this stage. Maybe this is private school. Maybe it's focused on music or something, which in that case, I don't know why you'd have John in there, but John I can save you a ton of time. That's your one-man show. You've already written it Yes, I think you're teaching second graders as if you're the most brilliant college professor ever and teaching them a scale At the end all those second graders stand up on their desks in support of him yeah

There's a prodigy in the corner pulled out the record. Just like, oh, you're like this. Someone who damaged anonymous Photoshop school of suck. Yeah. All right. So this is how good his monologues are that he's doing for these second graders. Kids, of course they took to me. In fact, teachers will bring other teachers in the room You know, they're very happy now like the other guy wasn't good he was he was supposed he was good, too

But he had to leave he had a he had a family emergency John is claiming that teachers are bringing other teachers in the room to watch him do this and Doug your immediate reaction was like That's not happening. I think it is Second graders music theory Opposite but you're right that actually makes perfect. So I think that is actually happening where other teachers are looking in there like hey Do you mind if we like hang out at the back? I got a period right now I'm not I'm not trying to out myself right now. I do teach I am a teacher I find this first of all personally offensive, but also

That I will walk down the hall sometimes and I do hear somebody teaching and it's Bananas and I will literally stand out in the hall sometimes and I do hear somebody teaching and it's bananas. And I would literally stand out in the hall and listen. So yeah, I could kind of see other teachers showing up to see this absolute train wreck take place. So I think if he could record this or maybe a teacher already has it or something like that, and we can watch this performance, I will pay a thousand dollars of my money personally I'm sure we could pool it out their money together to get this going because you know that it's full-on performance John

Oh confident performance yeah John yes I mean there are some greaters out there that have phones so kids if you can do it that would be great I think there's one that took his phone. Now, John's talking about these kids. He's changing their lives as he does. And so of course he's going to get a little bit choked up here when he thinks about what Cardiff is doing to take John's unique teaching style away from them in this way. And you know, I love children And you know, I love children. And I love teaching children. I taught my own kids.

I have a couple theories here. Some guy wrote me when the show was happening and just goes, you notice how red John's eyes are? I think he was crying all afternoon Which is very possible Job, yep. Yep. So it's very possible that that's what's going on But also when he got choked up about the children, I think he's remembering back to when he had a relationship with his kids Mm-hmm, and that's what's getting him. So worked up like yeah, damn it Now they're adults and they see right through my bullshit and they want nothing to do with

me when they were kids they had no choice because this is real this is like the fake Alex Jones crying like this is stuff yeah also Josie says alcohol is can't control their feelings now that's part of it too like that that's real right there we're let me play that again where he really is choked up and he makes that noise to get himself out of it. And you know, I love children. And I like that was him thinking back to Greta as a young girl and Lily and the rest. Yeah. I'll bet 20 years just passed in those two seconds. Yeah, he looked.

He had to snap himself out of it. He was bummed out about that. But now these kids, and you know, this is all Cardiff's fault. These kids are missing out. Fucking Cardiff. I got news for you people. Florida needs teachers. All Cardiff did today was put,

was maybe they'll fire me before this Wednesday. So the students will not have a quality teacher for the next eight days. And that is the only thing that the potato accomplished. Two things. First off, Saturday and Sunday are included those eight days. So it's really six days of lessons or whatever. I think the grand scheme of things, these kids will be fine. It's not like COVID when school shut down for years. They're gonna be all right.

But also he goes, the only thing that Cardiff accomplished was fucking with these kids. No, no, no. What he accomplished was proving you're a liar. Yet again, this is the thing that John will never understand, is that when he makes up stories about ad agencies and it's not believable, people investigate. They're like, wait a second, you're an ad agency? No fucking way.

And so everyone's trying to figure out what's going on here. If he would have came out and said back in November, guys, I'm substitute teaching again. No one would be shocked by that. He was doing it before. He just goes, you know, I'm substitute teaching again. No one would be shocked by that. He was doing it before. He just goes You know, i'm in an elementary school Not gonna say the school. I don't want anyone messing with these kids, but it's what I like to do. I'm teaching music. It's great I think

Overwhelmingly people would be like great good for him. Yeah, that probably would have been the long and short of it That's fine. I know me personally. I wouldn't been making making fun of them. We wouldn't be talking about it right now. Wrong approach to everything. Right. It's, it's amazing how you can do everything wrong, but he manages to do it. So this is my favorite. This is him talking about what the kids enjoyed about his teaching style, but these kids enjoy my singing and my playing guitar and showing them octaves

and how the seven notes and then you go to the octave. One of my favorite things about John, first off, self-awareness doesn't exist. So these kids enjoy singing. No fucking way at all, but okay But now he's talking about Octaves and seven notes and you get to the octave and john can't help himself He has to start bragging about what he teaches these kids, which is so elementary. Pardon the pun But he really thinks this is impressive somehow, which is the eighth octave hence OCT But see, I it doesn't matter. Which is the eighth octave hence OCT.

But see, it doesn't matter. I mean, the point being is he's not hurting me by showing up as that stupid potato. And I saw him as soon as I saw it, a fucking idiot. I, I turned my camera off. She mentioned he's in court. There's the bailiff for the attorneys Fuck Those kids were having a ball Potato with the expressions they cardiff makes oh, that's great

Seconds like Santa's here But John talking about singing for the kids all I could picture was he's a shit way If you didn't watch Point Devil Point this week, I recommend it because we were playing a lot of John, pulling out the guitar and singing. I can tell that he's been performing a lot lately, which we're finding out obviously is true. And you could tell he got confidence from that. And he's pulling out the guitar and he's singing,

he's playing, he's playing everything wrong. It's the funniest shit you've ever seen. So worth checking out because it really culminated into this, which worked out perfectly. Right after we played that, he admits that, yeah, he's performing for these kids. And this is what I was talking about earlier, where the kids, some of the kids came into the camera view. I guess at some point these, some kids kids had could you help me find a You know a word and I would say there's cello. There's piccolo You know, I would help the kids out as as you would you say, you know Just look for the first letter look for a P

You know, you know you go down the line and you find the bit, you know again He's over explaining shit to us like we're gonna be impressed like wait, you know to do a word search. Holy shit, dude That's amazing. That's not the point of this. That's not the point supposed to be impressed. Like, wait, you know how to do a word search? Holy shit, dude. That's amazing. That's not the point of this. That's not the point. You're not supposed to be in court while you're teaching class. Yeah, he's like, what do you want me to do? I got to show the guitar and cello. This isn't impressive. And hey, Billy, should I plead no contest? And that being said, they were supposed to write their favorite instrument and the three instruments they like and a little sentence about each instrument. Banjo has five strings, something like that.

That's all they could do. You can't help it. Something of their research on their laptop and you know, anyway, that's what I had prepared. Or someone else did. He cannot help it. He hands out ditto to these kids and he's just like, and so I handed out dittos and the kids had to complete the dittos. Yeah. It's like a great, we know I was there once. Okay. That's what I had prepared. So this is a John talking about, he thought he'd be safe.

I am thinking that I'm in the safest environment in the world in a federal court, a federal court, Lee County traffic court. It's where you were Chad. It was a registration ticket. That you were getting dismissed because you got your registration ticket care of I swear He tells a story a year or two from now. Yeah, he will have been at Capitol Hill in front of Congress Talking about this and then the car of electric shows Federal court this is a guy who talks about

Politics once a week with his buddies. He thinks this is federal court. Oh my god. This is funny I'm in a courtroom. Yeah. No, you're not. You're in a classroom. Now the principal's notified. The school was notified that I had to do the zoom meeting. I would never think in a million years that an asshole like that coward would come into the room and film it so when he says I dox these children no I did not you potato doxed these children he's done nothing Cardiff is done. All he did was go on Twitter and say,

John's teaching again. I just saw him in Zoom courts. He hasn't posted a photo or a video or anything. There's no children anywhere. And also showing a video or a photo of a child. Is that doxing a child anywhere? What does that do for anyone? Like, oh yeah, there's a kid. He's supposed to do with that information. It's just so funny to watch him get this angry and to have to say the words you did this potato Passionately like that too. I'm starting to think this isn't him angry. This is him embarrassed. Yes Oh, yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of that in here. Yeah. Yeah, gee Rob's theory is that John didn't notify anyone that he had court and Then he got figured out by these students. That's why he got fired I couldn't imagine a principal on the planet going oh yeah, that's cool. Don't worry about it

You got court yeah, I got a dentist appointment during my classes too, so don't worry about it. Fuck it. I was gonna leave as well I'll go get a beer All right you guys ready for stuttering Karen? Oh yeah. What do you think John's gonna do now that Cardiff Electric showed up in a Zoom court meeting? First of all, I will tell you Cardiff, and this is a fact, I did immediately call the police

and called Lee County Court, and I notified them of your name, Cardiff Electric, and I told him of your name, Cardiff Electric and I told them of your intent. So John called the police and the court. I'm sorry sir, you said there's a potato named Cardiff Electric. All right, I'm going to put you on speaker. Can you say that again? What a fucking idiot. I called the police to tell them that a potato showed up in my zoom court meeting You know we understand all potatoes have eyes. Oh this one has a mouth as well Fuck it idiot. I told your name Cardiff electric All right, so now John almost gets it, but he doesn't get it. Cardiff is a master troll.

That's how we know who Cardiff is. He's just a master at it. He's the only guy that I know who's gotten on the Howard Stern show to talk about Stuttering John. And John used to be that guy. John used to be the guy who was talking to the celebrities and catching them off guard and getting these great tapes back and John just can't see it Because you know he's trying to be stuttering John without the talent without the charisma without the jokes without the humor

So brah this idiot potato after I cases dismiss He tries to yell out what What about drunk drive? And the judges fucking cuts my cuts more. Just no humor. Nothing funny about it. I wonder if Joe would have thought that was funny if he was the one yelling out what about the drug driving to one of his enemies? Be laughing about that. We be nonstop. How hilarious the Trump prank phone call was. Right.

He's like, he's trying to be me without my edginess and humor and quick wittedness. Like, there's no evidence of any of this, Chad. You're not funny at all. Cardiff is funny. Turns things into content. You do just the opposite. I mean, listening to him cackle about Chad's dead brother, like that was the cringiest shit

I ever heard come out of this guy's mouth. And he said some absolute nonsense, but that was abhorrent. Well, the worst part is- The fact that he didn't get it, or not that he didn't get it, but pretended that he didn't get it. It's so sad. And he's still doing it up until yesterday when I was watching this and I and then pulled the clips, but he's still saying like, I have proof that someone just texted me and that's why I made the joke, but I didn't know that his brother

had died or anything like that. But then after Clay Dabler explained that his brother had died, he still told that other joke and laughed at it. So that's not the cover you want, John. It's not going to work for you. Yeah. Not knowing knowing what it means if you don't know what it means why are you laughing at it why would you why would you laugh at that if you don't know what it means like that's the joke he showed on the show he showed on the show the text message he got from an anonymous source at the time that he's told that joke that just said make fun of Chad's brother getting run over he hates that or something like that and so is John just trying to sell it with that laugh or did he generally think he was coming with a good joke? with the Buick and stuff I

Don't know either way not great. No, not a good look. No at all. So the police are involved and Cardiff better look out. I called the police. I've been in contact with them and they're going to look for his VPN. Now I know he's probably smart enough to hide his VPN, but they're going to try and find it because if... That's great, but I don't know why you gave him a warning. You should have let him air it now. He's probably not going to air it. Well, I, I want to protect the kids. Oh yeah. Yes, the kids come first, Rob. Protect the kids. Okay, a couple things here. First off, John's a moron.

They want to find his VPN. The virtual private network? What an idiot. He has no idea what he's talking about. And then he goes, Cardiff was going to air this video on potato soup Thursday night on rumble, which I believe Cardiff has no intention of doing. I don't know what he's going to do. I'm not Cardiff. Right. But John goes, he better not air that video. And Rob's going, Oh, you should have let him air it.

Then he could have gotten him in even more trouble. And John just like, sorry, Rob, I care too much about the kids. Again, what would seeing a child do for anyone? What harm would come to that child if that were to happen? Well, the other thing is like you can't say that's harming the children if you're the person on virtual court in the middle of a classroom. Right. You're not allowed to do that like school districts have rules in place Like you can't just put images of your students just willy-nilly up on social media and shit like that right like I think this all falls under that and

it Yes, it's Paul. It's a percent chance ball for filming from his computer in the classroom and then getting them on there So at this time KB at least have that cat filter on his face That would make it mildly amusing. I mean actually there was a potato never mind forget. There was already a potato At this point Kevin Brennan is sniping them and Rob Saul comes on explains to John Kevin Brennan is sniping and not only that he's telling everyone to contact John school to get him fired. And so John hears this news and, uh, stuttering Karen comes out again.

So wait, is Kevin trying to get me fired? I think so. Yeah. Well, yeah, he told everybody, he said, do your thing. I haven't fired. And okay. Thank you. Because then I am going to then file when I'm in New York,

I'm going to go to New Jersey and I'm going to file a complaint against them because you can't start telling people to get somebody fired. You're not allowed to do that. So I, what, nevermind. What Rob is alluding to there is as the more the merrier. Rob's not doing a good job of covering this up. He's pretending to be, but he's actively trying to put together a lawsuit against Kevin Brennan. And I don't know if it's because Kevin was saying that Rob's on pills or whatever defamation

thing. Like, good luck, Rob. You have no case. You're wasting your fucking time. Your attorney is wasting your time. You can't afford it. Don't do it. These, what these people don't realize the Rob Saul's of the world. He's literally on the internet with a big shiny sign behind his Saul show. And he's got his own channel on YouTube. And he's making himself a public figure. And he's like, and this guy's saying stuff about me. That's not true. Yeah, you're

a public figure. So all of that's out out the window now you've kind of brought this on yourself Kevin Brennan is gonna say all sorts of shit and your little lawsuit like he thinks just like John does yeah I'll shut him up with a cease and desist fucking idiot like what's great about this is my favorite thing about John and it is his worst trait is believing everything that someone else tells you. Yes, every time. That someone else said about you. Like that is crazy. Carl, even if you texted me that, I don't know, whatever, Cardiff said this about me, I probably wouldn't believe you or honestly wouldn't care right it's it's so easy to get him riled up and Everyone knows how to push his buttons and he falls for it every single time whether this happened or not

That's that's not the point of this like it's amazing to me How he falls for it each and every time clay dabbler tries to explain this to him John this person No-go keeps giving this information and this this other person, they keep giving you false information and you keep saying it on the air, he's making you look like an idiot. Why do you do that? And John goes, okay, but do you live in this area of London? It's just like, no, John, I'm telling you,

stop fucking listening to these fucking people. But yeah, it's amazing, he'll never learn. He wants it to be true so bad. When he has information on his enemies, he wants to be true. So bad. He just goes with it. Right. So he says, did he say this? Rob says, yeah, he did. Okay. Then I'm going to do this. He's never going to go back and see if anyone had ever said anything because his buddy said, that's all he needs. Not allowed to do that. So I,

what? Nevermind. Okay. Well, I'm going to do that if, and let me download his fucking show right now Okay, so I guess what Kevin Brennan's angle was a chat on there They're watching sniping John and they're saying hey everyone who's watching this college on school and say that John was laughing at a nine-year-old's death So that was their their angle on this because that's how MLC operates. It's got people in trouble in the real world over internet shit. The point being, I if Kevin was telling people to get me fired, then I'm going to file a complaint and issue a summons against Mr. Brennan. Cause you are not allowed to start telling people to get me fired for whatever

he's defending his love of boy Chad for. He's not allowed to do that. That's, that's a misdemeanor and I will file, I'll be in New York very soon. Yeah. That will be, that will be filed. That's a fact check. And he could try and delete everything he can because it's already downloaded There you have it you ready for a bold prediction. Here's another thing that will never happen There's no way the police are gonna give a shit about this misdemeanor of Kevin Brennan telling people to get John Yeah fired on the internet. Nothing's gonna happen. I don't believe anything. He says no, but Instantly you do not have to pay attention

If it's followed by that's a fact. Yeah, that's a towel right there. Nothing is gonna happen No, I have to point this out. This is a key point because as we saw earlier John was talking about all what was me you guys are gonna get my kids canceled meanwhile, he's actively trying to get Chad's gigs canceled and now people are trying to get him fired so listen to what he says to Rob Saul here. Rob when is enough enough like I thought this was like am I going to anyone's job I don't know am I calling your work am I I don't know am I going out of my way to call Don't know am I going out of my way to call somebody's job? I don't know I mean I mean I'm asking you have I So John says have I ever gone out of my way to try to get somebody fired what I ever do anything like that

Let me play you this clip from the Sutherland John podcast back in 2018. He has no idea. Ha, Maya. He has no idea of the litigation I'm going through to get him fired over at Sirius. He doesn't understand. I have the girl, one of the girls who has the tweets. I have them in my possession now. Now all I'm going to do is I have a lawyer that is going to represent the girl and she's going to sue Sirius XM. This sounds like a case for Michael Avenatti. I'm not saying what lawyer it is. I'm not saying it's Michael Avenatti. I didn't say, you said it was Michael Avenatti. I'm not saying it, but soon Sirius is going to be served with a multi-million dollar lawsuit for harassment,

sexual harassment by JD Harmeyer. So what does John have to do with any of that? He just decided he wanted to get JD Harmeyer fired from his job and decided he was going to get a lawyer involved and try to get JD fired. And then John has the balls to come on this show and be like Rob. What have I ever tried to get somebody fired I Don't know what you're talking about Carl. I don't that youthful vibrant voice that we just heard that is clearly not That is Suttery John from just six years ago But that is the truth I know So once again, John is such a hypocrite. He plays by his own rules. They

don't apply to him for whatever reason, and he really is a pile of garbage. But all that said, I do want to watch him teach students the major scale and explain what an octopus you mean. This one man show. You want to see that one man show. I see that so bad Oh, cuz it's a mix of everything. He's playing he's singing. He's teaching he's interacting He'll be raps. It's gonna be at all. It's gonna have everything in it. It's a moonwalking John don't forget that lesson plan. Whatever you do. Keep that one

I love those little cardboard cutouts like sets like, you know, oh, here's the skyline of York City. They wheel in behind him at one point. Maybe he's got that thing like the Jackson five where like, no, I'm going to bring in the whole band. They're all singing and dancing around. Dig deep brothers. Could you imagine we put way more effort into this than we ever could have thought?

It really is like a Jack Black school of rock kind of thing where it's just like anyway I can't so I'll just drop that right now there's no way he's half-assing all of this and he sucks at it and it's embarrassing my whole family I feel like oh my god yeah going for it they would have no idea what's going on and I'd just be grinning ear to ear the whole time. I know laughing like an idiot All right, are we are we able to hear the audio of the video enough even as choppy to poke a dabbler? Let's poke yeah, I mean the video actually was getting a little bit better as you went, but it was still pretty choppy All right, we'll fix that in post. Let's bring Annie in here Hey Carl. It's up. Yeah, good to see you

Doug Annie Annie Doug Let's get into it It's time for everyone's favorite new game show top oak a dabbler Are you ready to play? To poke a dabler? Now, I graduated in 1989. I wasn't even going to go to the graduation. That morning, I slept on the floor at the Stern show at 600 Madison Avenue.

And my mom will tell you this. I called her when I woke up, I should go. So I said, bye, I'm gonna go. So if you want to come. And I went what did John say next here are your choices number one didn't shower be hungover next got my diploma For I graduated my mom saw it and lastly Who is it?

All right, this could be any of those. It's so tough. I'm going to go with one didn't shower. What do you think, Doug? I'm going to go with next got my diploma and before anybody else answers, I've never won. So don't pick that. All right, Annie, what do you think? I think he went hungover and he's proud of it. Very possible.

Yes, I could be any of these. Producer Chris? I went four because that's his witness. Okay. Yes, he does like to say, he's already mentioned his mom. Robert Meyer saw my book on Carol's Patreon. My mom. All right, here we go.

So I said, bye. I'm going to go. So if you want to come. And I went, didn't shower. Yes! Yes! At least that part you could goof on. But I slept at the stern show.

I remember the pants I was wearing. They were high-dye jeans that I, black jeans that I made white and black. Give it up for not shower. He made them white. I didn't jump. I walked into the uh, four-star hotel room and I was like, I'm not going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. and my diploma. Well, I didn't jump. I walked into the fountain water at Washington Square Park and I ended

up in the yearbook. I was once like all of you. In that fountain. Now all this is all documented. There's no way you can lie show the documentation show it Your book photo me too both on radio both at NYU and both in my I had to submit three boats to the school district that I used to work. I think he grabbed some change when he was in the fountain.

I know James who cares? I don't. But the losers. And by the way. That's all for this time Our man enough Adopt Jesus Christ, all right, we're no longer showing card is plugs am I gonna watch my brother Every time me and annual do

I Every time me and annual do You guys couldn't handle it without having Slash card of electric slash gift and then I think there's like a dog barks or something. Yes. Mm-hmm amazing Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all What do we talk about they've talked about clickbait comedy featuring Karen Margolis and Amanda Gale and no comedy. We talked about scorch and what's going on with the relationship between scorch and his co hosts the return of weird news. Fantastic. We talked about

Amber Amherst and diary of a psychic medium. Of course, June Diane Rayfield is still insufferable Stuttering John was caught Teaching school again when he was claiming to have a six-figure He's claiming to be working on the super bowl commercial one for just like an empty 30 second slot to the syrup They were waiting for John to put in his tagline They never got it and I was able to poke a dabler so you know that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show

It's part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts? I'm happy to inform everyone That I will be in Detroit and we'll be broadcasting live from Drew Lane studios from the Drew Lane show and Brandon will be there with me as well. And this is pretty exciting. Are you ready for patent? Are you ready for Pat and Gil? Yes, I can't wait! Are you ready for Pat and Thrill? We don't know who we're cutting in! Are you ready?

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Haytown.com! Hello everyone! Welcome to the day after the Super Bowl. The day people wish was a holiday. We'll be getting into that a little bit. But welcome, anyway, friends and neighbors to your Monday, February the 3rd. Already, it's insane. Give it up for Amanda Schott. Say hello to House the Producer. Monday! Happy Monday. He loves Monday. So

weird. It is about that. Yeah, there's a lot of controversy that the day after the Super Bowl, people said, you know, that should be a national holiday. Yeah. I am happy to inform you. Todd Pettengill. Hey, Todd. The show. He's decided to put out from behind the paywall all five seasons and my buddy Drew found this and a couple of weeks ago started messaging me and he goes, Carl, can I please come on the show to talk about this show? Of course,

we watched this with Eric Nagel years ago. And that's how Drew discovered W ATP. Watching or listening to this episode of Todd Pettengill Hey Todd show. Todd Pettengill Hey Todd show Todd Pettengill from the famous Scott and Todd show in New York all the prank phone calls all the great song parodies so that's going to be a lot of fun coming up what a tease tease. Oh getting too good at this Fish-eyed lens on those cameras. I'm making crazy though watching that's weird, right? Yeah You know what else is too good is good times great movies featuring my buddy

Doug I was actually on the show recently. I've been waiting for the video to come out so I can promote it, but you and I What movie do we talk about do you remember? Oh, it was the garbage pail kids. It sure was how can you forget? Or you just set me up for that just teeing me. Oh, I remember yeah Oh, of course, I watched the garbage pail kids movie if you already forgot. I would not blame you I wish I could forget watching garbage I don't want to want a movie so when I watch a movie I remember all right Yeah, but people should check out good times great movies. What are you talking about now? We recently and I got some blowback from this really took a shit on Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

People love that movie. I love that man It's pretty bad like I hadn seen it since I was a kid, and I was under the impression that it was great until I watched it now. And we're in the Christmas spirit on Friday. We're talking about a Christmas special called A Christmas Dream from 1984. It doubles as a variety show. It stars Mr. T and he shows Webster the true spirit of Christmas for the first half Mr. T is wearing baggy sweats where you can see his dick flopping around all right I'll be able to sell this to my wife very easily then it's under an hour long it's absolutely incredible you can find on YouTube it's

it's fun to watch Doug I'm gonna watch that and then I'm gonna listen to your episode about it. I'm looking forward to this. That sounds amazing Hey, can I can I really quickly? Can I just have just a moment? A few episodes back. He was going out of that. Anyway, Annie you got some Anyway, Annie, you got something. I'm just kidding. Are you kidding me? I was about to say nice things, but I might not anymore. A few episodes back, I forget who the guest was.

It was a radio guy, but that doesn't narrow it down. At the end of the show, you guys were listening to calls and somebody, one of the callers mentioned Kroos, and your co-host was like, I don't know who Kroos is. And that made me realize, like, first of all, half of your audience right now, me included, wants nothing more than for Kroos to just show up, just like a random appearance. But then you have a whole other group of people that have been listening to you for a long time who don't even know who Kroos is. And it really is like, honestly, like it's just a testament to how long you've been doing this and how how much of an audience you've built and how you've

sustained this and how it's still entertaining. And I really do. And this is not just me like sucking your dick or whatever. Like you provide me with hours of entertainment every week. I've been listening to you since 2018. And just to at least be a small part of this like it's it's wonderful I really appreciate it love the stuff that you are you guys do. Doug it's very sweet I appreciate

that I appreciate you I love when you come on the shows. Of course. That was Pat Oates who was on. Pat Oates. We listened to that he's just like I don't know what Croge is. Yeah I couldn't believe that maybe. yeah It'd be great if we get crows back on the show, you know, we tried with episode 500 I think and we're caught up on 600 maybe it's 600 That that would be great I'll think of Kevin back on the show again, too My last attempts to get Kevin back have not worked either, but thank you, Doug. I appreciate that. No, of course. You're great on the show.

And that's a reason why you're great on the show is because you get it and you've been around a long time. So we appreciate that. And of course, Annie's going to read a review or two for us, but also check out Annie's show, youtube.com at what's dash this dash game. Thank you so much, Carl. This this past episode which actually just came out today We had the huge Eon and he and I talked about the Guardians of the Galaxy Some people said it was real stinky him and I both enjoyed it

So go ahead and go ahead and check out my channel if you want to hear us talk about it and praise it awesome Sounds good. I got to talk to you more about this Bill and Ted's bashing But we could do that another time. I suppose I'm with dog on this Annie, right? Yeah, you think that movie sucks. I mean I haven't watched it since I was a kid so no I didn't like it as a kid. Yeah, maybe I'd like it now. I don't know. I've gotten stupider. Oh I know is a wild salience. I've never seen it. Oh Yeah, you you should check it out. I'm gonna say I'm gonna go out oh yeah you you should check it out I'm gonna say I'm gonna go out onto the limb and say check it out it's huge you think

it's you know as good or bad as a movie as it is it's unique okay right now there are certain things I'm not gonna argue with you about and you're right George Carlin's in it so he's got that going for him one thing that carl and I can agree on is that we're gonna watch this christmas dream Yes As soon as you were explaining that I was like that. Yes, I'm in That's definitely the kind of thing that I want. I might watch it tonight Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts? Sleepover pony

Of morning radio. And now this show is told by town. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. And do we have any new reviews you can read for us? Yeah, there's quite a few. I'm going to bring in two. The first one comes in from Dorg Roads on 12-3-2024. Why are there so many negative reviews with a five-star rating? Do people know how reviews work? Yes! I'm rating one star to help out all the idiots who gave a five-star accidentally.

What the? No! No! Is that a one-star? That one is a one-star. They saw your reviews and they're like, I don't get it. Is it like a glitch That's such a Remember when I'm back fire Patrick Michael when you suggested people do that for his show so long ago, and it made him crazy What's going on? Son of a bitch all right that backfired on me. But all right, what else we got? The second one is Chuck from Boston, November 21st.

This show seems to have a rotating cast of nobodies who all seem to be podcasters that point out the smallest of mistakes, technical error, and non-experienced speakers by the same. I've listened to a few episodes and they usually review one podcast followed by checking in on a handful of really talented people But then showing their slightest mistakes stuttering John from the Howard Stern show seems to be the biggest target And I can only thank them as I'm now hooked on this podcast He's a sensational at it a true gem of comedy mixed with politics. He should be bigger than Joe Rogan in my opinion

All right, so was that from stuttering John would you say the username was? Okay, it sounds like a five-star to me it is nice Chuck gets it. Thank you Again, thank you everyone keep it up. We get a boss another shout out to KJ for Amazing gifts that she sent into us. Thank you. We appreciate that Where are these comm-coms? You want to send us gifts? We have a PO box on there send that right in All right. Let's hear some voicemails from people

Yo, I knew you were gonna cover that hot to a girl Jesus Christ That bitch was on fucking easy streets And now hopefully she done fucked up And she might face some legal ramification you know I guess she's gonna be doing some hot to it some fucking vagina or something because you get locked up for a while man what the fuck up with these people? They ain't being merely they're good enough. Jesus Christ Anyways, my sexual checking in the Hopefully next year you motherfucker

Hi All right. Yeah come out to a hackamania save the date. Hmm, May 9th through 11th. We're in Vegas I know who won't be there and that's Doug because we did a show at his hometown. He didn't show up Know who won't be there and that's Doug because we did a show at his hometown. He didn't show up I think I had bothered with that. I think there was something going on that day Troy Smith says what about bogus journey bogus journey sucks bogus journey was terrible because Intense it all made sense and the sequel didn't make any sense Another wonder aliens at the end like these groupie alien like also anyway at the end of

Excellent Adventure they actually learned how to they learned how to play their instruments. So it's like all right. We don't need to see anymore. They're good guitarists now. I don't want to get too deep into this lore. Hey Carl, love you. Love the show. Question for you. I've been listening to Drew and Mike for as long as I've been alive. So I was never into ONA but like, what is the deal with Opie? Was he ever funny? Like, all I hear of him is from you guys and he's just talking about his,

his doggy and you know know who the man who the man who like what what the hell is that what's the deal so if you could explain i would appreciate it this comes up a lot it does producer chris and i were talking about this he wasn't a big ona guy and uh we were talking about the other day i was actually i got a note from drew lane who would say he's going back and listening to the old jock tober stuff he's like what is up with Opie he's constantly trying to stop the fun yeah Opie would do this thing on jock tober where they're playing clips and Sam's setting up these clips and then Anthony and Jim are rolling and everyone's laughing and riffing and it would be like this is

just getting me angry now I can't even take it anymore it's like this is everyone's favorite part of the show Why are we trying to stop it? He's annoying oh King of Portugal Conan hey Portulia don't burn it Chris because it's better than you It's not his fault that you need to move to Argentina to solve those problems that you have.

Come on. We all know that he's the better man here. Fuck it. Cheerio. They love you in Portugal, Kras. You don't want to plan on vacation there. I probably should go to the homeland. You probably should.

Bonerguy69. Now, there was a call last show where they said there's too many foreigners calling into the voicemails. That's right. Yeah. Need more Americans USA USA. He responds. Okay. I get the message. There is no these foreigners. It's only me. You do the only non this non American voice you ever hear in the voicemail section. But fine, it's fine. I don't know comedy. My jokes aren't funny. I don't understand comedy. That's fine. I won't make any more jokes. I'm not going to ask anyone to go to the creep off.com

and vote for Carl anymore. Not going to mention that. Although maybe I might still go to the creep off.com and vote for Carl every week. but I won't tell anyone else to do that I'm going to go to who are these dot com again either so there you go you all win well done I'd be happy oh come on port I was gonna say Portugal for a guy 69 like really go in any time buddy here's a request for producer Chris hey Carl fuck you love the show I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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Ruins it every time for me. Yeah fuck Cardiff All right, he was good this week Cardiff was very good this way yeah, he got the scoop He found out Jerry Banfield was like a serial rapist I put it on surprise you that much like going around fucking knocking people out and like drugging them and I think cutting their heads off for putting him in like jars and displaying of the bus stations like I Just that stupid bean song is imagine murdering someone do it being the last stupid thing they ever see Uh, maybe that was a call for the crazy kill count is higher than his music count

It's higher than ray devitos. I hear Which is crazy. Oh, and that guy was having too much fun imagining jerry banfield's a serial right? That's fine It's some uh, some creep off stuff, but i'm here for it. I like it. It's fun. Dorkel's calling in about art journaling. Hey, Carl, this is Dorkel's calling. All right, I've been working on this all week. So let's see how it goes. Love you, long time.

First time calling the show. Hope I did that right. Good. Anyways, I was calling about on a Mind Dog. They had the art therapy thing, or art journaling. My wife did that for a while, actually. It was just as juvenile as you'd expect. The funny thing about the way that she did it is when she drew, she couldn't help but

put the words in anyways, explaining exactly how she felt, which is the opposite of arts and journaling. So it would be a dark cloud. And then it would say, angry, upset. Wait, did I say wife? I'm sorry, I mean ex-wife. Anyways, have a good day, guys. Good for you, sir.

You made the right move right there. That's not as funny as what I thought, which is a picture of a dark cloud, and under it is written dark cloud. Dark cloud. Yeah, that'd be pretty stupid, too. That's the name of my next band and that's what the album cover looks like. Oh, I get it now.

So Carl, I love you. No, daddy. Panache. Until it jumped the shark. Who are these high schools that taken over the show to the point that Lucy tight asshole is doing a segment about YouTube drama? What the fuck is going on Carl? What's next? We got a mani-pedi doing the fucking podcast get back to the original formula your boasty shitty podcast cringe of the week Opie stuttering John some other fucking asshole teaser Cardiff game reviews phone calls. It's a fucking rat. That's it man. That is

We did pull it off today didn't we yeah, no my people we did mention hope he pretty much nailed it actually. Yeah All right. We'll work on that Hey Carla, fuck you fuck this. So this is actually more for stuttering John cuz he You know, he says a lot of fucked up shit, but he actually kind of blew my mind in this last episode I listened to him. So I just wanted to take a rip set a record straight. I am 30 and I have a sister that's nine You know little brother. That's five. How is that possible? Come the fuck down John people can have sex

You know fuck you don't call me back also you still got to check out that beard Busticulous me you were asking for references check it out What was that at the end I don't know he got a little slurry references check it out what was that at the end I don't know he got a little slurry yeah what is it about your show that when people are half in the bag like just I'm gonna call my friends I know I get tons more I don't even play on the show it's ridiculous and I'll look at the time like four in the morning you're coming over the West Coast Jesus All right, so I've been talking about how John was saying he's at a warehouse on the fifth floor And I'm getting a lot of guff for this asking for it, but yeah

Hey Carl, I know you're like mr. Millionaire podcast now so they're talking to the common man, but I just want to let you know the point dabble point and There are warehouses that have like multiple floors that you go up and down to pick things like at Staples warehouse they're called bots like big cube in the middle of the warehouse and you'll be assigned a floor at the beginning of the day and by the end of the day when the work dries up you're going up and downstairs to different floors picking shit because you're otherwise just be standing there not working so that those do exist that's that I don't know why the fuck Amazon would have that not everything automated, but I don't know where it's working

Just want to let you know kind of find myself real quick One before I was a millionaire podcast. I didn't know shit about warehouses Do with me being out of touch now? I've always been out of touch. Yeah, I'm just gonna say why are the expert now? Yeah I've always been out of touch. Yeah, I'm just gonna say why are the expert now? Yeah, I think just like you like the only warehouses. I know are like the one from adventures and babysitting And a blue collar like that's it. I only in movies and TV shows. I've actually Before this is why I'm such an expert on this shit. I've got down the aisles and around corners and Down you get the picture, right? There's four There's left there's right

I'm a professional drone pilot obvious. That's why I know these things It sounds like john talking about teaching music You know, there's notes and then an octave and Yeah, you had October's the 10th month. It's a musical alphabet. You know, ABC alphabet, you know, like the alphabet is letters and the music has letters. Yeah. Based on the alphabet, retard. The alphabet has letters.

Hey, Carl, I just wanted to see if Lucy's okay. On Saturday's show it seemed like once she started talking about how hot and young and rich Hopatoua is, she kind of looked like her, I mean she was obviously thieving, but it looked like kind of rage blackout. I thought she might attack your crest. It was odd. So just tell her, you know, you're hot in your own way you're doing your thing yeah old chicks would be hot too yeah nobody wants to hear you're hot in your own

way your own way you're not attractive you know in a way that most people would see that i can kiss you from over here oh boy i guess it's fine yeah I got that note from a bunch of people saying that Lucy looked jealous of Huck too. Miss Tidebox, do you know what you did wrong? I didn't pick up on that at all. I can't believe you have that on the board by the way. That's a good drop right there. All right, that's enough fun. Let's get to Doug's favorite part of the show

Yes Are we done here I think we are. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye Goodbye hey, bye. Goodbye Jesus. I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys, man. That was a good episode That was a good episode. I enjoyed that I enjoyed that. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr