Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep580 - Loveline with Kevan Kenney & Dr. Tara

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Remember Loveline, the show that introduced many people to Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew? IT’S BACK!! Oh, but those guys who made it good, they have nothing to do with it. Meet Kevan Kenney, a total cornball, and Dr. Tara, a woman who would be great if she didn’t talk. David Collins joins the show to explain his discomfort with the format and topics discussed. Maybe he didn’t enjoy all the talk about small penises. Me and My Wife, the show Mike Calta does with his wife, talked about us again and he invited me on his radio show. There’s an update on the Riley (Young Clippa) legal battle against Eric July which looks like another win for the good guys. Steel Toe misses the goal by a lot and the beggy monster is not happy. There’s a new song parody from Ed and Myster Magenta. Nick Mullen and Dan Soder discuss Nick Rekieta. Stuttering John lets it slip that he was forced to resign. Also, he writes a new parody song in real-time and it’s fascinating to hear him work it out. David Collins - https://www.youtube.com/@DavidCollinsShow Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Kenny and Dr. Tara. This is a suggestion from M in the discord. We've both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other before and let's get into it. The show hosted by Kevin Kenny and Dr. Tara with producer beer mug, AKA mugs. We're learning more about mugs, but love line is one of those shows that if you know, you know, this is where a lot of people first learned about Adam Corolla. He had Dr. Drew on there. It was so popular. It was syndicated everywhere. I know it was in Rochester on 94 one late night. Everyone listened to it. It was so popular. It got its own TV show on MTV and night. Everyone listen to it. It was so popular I got its own TV show on MTV and radio shows getting a TV show doesn't happen all that often

So this was a very very popular show and the flagship station was K rock in LA and they've decided to reboot Love Line Sunday nights. They're doing it with with two new hosts and What did you think about it, David Cowland? You checked out their first episode that just dropped. Right. I listened to it all and then I listened to it a second time so that I could timestamp it and I regretted every moment of it. It's not really...

It's a little too dirty for me. That's why I said this was probably perfect for me. You pick out something that's just slightly not too funny. I say, you know, that's fine. They're having fun. But something like this actually kind of disgusts me. Yeah, so let's start off with why is Dr. Tara on the show? Because we had Dr. Drew Pinsky, everyone loves him.

He was great on the show. So big shoes to fill. And they start off first episode going through her credits. And it's way too much. I sped it up a little bit here. It is Kevin Kenney and Dr. Tara. Now if you're unfamiliar with Dr. Tara, clearly you are not on the interweb because she is absolutely massive. Paper Magazine has called her the leading sexpert of our generation. She's a tenured professor of sexual and relational

communication as well as quantitative research methods at Cal State University Fullerton an award-winning researcher a columnist with her own column sex floor something I like to do on the weekends with dr Tara and will women's health magazine and also as a prominent sex and health relationship expert her work can be seen in the media on things like KTLA CBS Fox refinery 29 Cosmopolitan Forbes and now the world famous K rock. We are so excited to have you here Tara Did she tell them they had to go through all that list because at one point I would have been like, yeah Okay, we get it. It says you so yeah. Well, thanks for having me It sounds like the way that I do credits on my show. It's embarrassing. It's too much and I know it's

Radiocentric or from that radio show. Yeah. Yeah, does that music bed have to be there for this topic? Oh, of course it does it gets you Jacked up get you excited to listen to people talking about they can't get their dick Sportier, you know Yeah, so David, what did you pick up on? Where do you want to start with your clips? Well, I would start right at the beginning because, you know, she makes a terrible first impression. I'd say this, this host rose on me by the end of the show. I actually do enjoy the host, the producer. I'm not too fond of, you know, Mugs, you had pointed out right away. You remembered him. He kind of, I forgot about him. I don't really care too much about

him, but the doctor did bug me. And it started right from the beginning. Clips one and two, she talks about her upbringing and then has an immediate contradiction in regards to the culture of Thailand Something like Tara means river. No is Thailand a sexually liberative place? No, it was not what was it like growing up in Thailand compared to Los Angeles. I would say quite sexually repressive I mean I had a good childhood my parents very are very loving. But at the same time, yeah, contextually speaking, you know, I grew up very religious and then I also went to an all girls Catholic school where you have to like wear your uniform, cover your wrist, cover your knees. And if you don't get hit on the hands. So yeah,

that's the context of where I come from. Also, shouldn't you be sexually oppressed as a child? No offense to anybody's opinion. I thought we also shouldn't you be sexually oppressed as a child no offense to anybody's opinion That's a very good point. Yeah, that's that's Not the worst thing that could happen to you when you're in grade school I would imagine she describes Thailand as a sexually repressed culture and then jumps to number two here Oh before we do that because you said that you liked Kevin and you cut that off Kevin is the corniest jokes. he's such a cornball. And so I have a number of examples of this.

Starting with this, you talked about how if you're showing ankles or wrists or whatever, you get slapped on the, yeah. Yeah, I know where you're going. Wear your uniform, cover your wrists, cover your knees, and if you don't, you get hit on the hands. Wow. So yeah, that's the context of where I come from.

I thought we would wait at least five minutes to turn the audience on. Now I feel like there's dudes in Yeah, talk more about the getting hit on the knees Right out of the gate. He's already doing voices and making jokes, but yeah, okay, so this is where she contradicts herself Oh, yeah, so you actually what do you get like a card when you got the plan you go? You can go over there and you can sex-splore. Yeah, I mean, you know, tourism is a huge part of Thailand's GDP. Right. So whatever kind of tourism it is, it's there. Because we also have like health tourism, like people go, medical tourism, people go there to get like hair transplant

and you know, all kinds of medical stuff, right? And just to be clear, sex tourism is just one of the things that exists there. And when you say GDP, they're so sexually liberated. It's a form of tourism. Yeah, it's one of the main things people know about Thailand. She fails to mention how much of that tourism is actually with underage people, which kind of made me uncomfortable, but.

Right, yeah, that's kind of the lady boys is what they're kind of known, or as Sarah Jabakal, pussy boys ladyboys is what they're kind of known or as Sarja would call pussy boys That's what they're no more now. You'll notice that at the end of that clip Kevin asked about the GDP because Dr. Tara says, you know Our tourism is a big part of our GDP and sex tour was one of those Things that people come here to Thailand for and so this guy because he knows he's filling big shoes with that of girl. He's got a great joke Is just one of the things that exist there and when you say GDP you mean the male or the female GDP spot

Or is that something different? Oh, there's so much that professor Tara can teach. Yeah, yeah, like how to tell a joke When you say GDP as soon as I said that I was like oh here it comes And I just started listening to the show and I already have a sense for Kevin's personality where he's like I'm gonna lighten things up over here. Well, that's a terror gives you the hard facts Yeah, by the end of the show though. I think he's kind of lost confidence to the doctor I think he just keeps things light all the way through he never really trusts that the doctor is giving the hard facts Okay, I'm not sure if we really wanna jump to it, but on clip 11, she admits she's not a real doctor.

Like, you know, when you go on the apps and stuff and you're just dating, people are more open to talking about their kinks, you know? And so the medical doctor here, Dr. Tara, right? I'm not a medical doctor. Oh, I can't just say that? I can't just say medical doctor, that's not synonymous? You know, that's a good point. There were a lot of credentials being thrown around at the beginning of this episode

None of them like they did talk about universities, but none of them were like PhD or anything like that yeah, okay, so I'm dr. Chris if I want to be yeah, okay, I'm dr. Rock Okay, yeah, I have a PhD Why aren't you a medical doctor? A medical doctor is an MD. Do you know the difference? Well, what do they do? Medical doctor treats illnesses. Okay, what do you treat?

A PhD study a specific topic. Yeah, but you could treat illnesses. Human sexual behavior. Yeah, but if a guy comes to you and he's like, you know, like, I used to hump my bathtub, and now I work K-Rock, right? Is that mom? That's an illness. Oh, I'm not going to name names. You know I work K-Rock, right? Is that mom? That's an illness. Oh, I'm not gonna name names, you know, HIPAA, you know?

But that's, but yeah, I mean, that's an illness. I help people heal, yes. I think you're a medical doctor. Thank you. In my eyes. Anyways, I mean, how can you not love this host? There's a lot of ways I could not love this host, but I'll play some examples for you. In fact, let's go back to early on in the show where they have this conversation

and he has to shoehorn in this joke. For me, if you just want a quickie, like to me, that's that's fine. That's a that's called what we call in research maintenance sex. OK, and we can have some of those, right? Like the maintenance guys here do. Yeah, I don't know. Let's ask HR for that. But here's the word maintenance. And he's like, hey, is that what the maintenance people do here?

They're having sex? Yeah, he had one in the chamber ready for that. Yeah, pretty good stuff. She goes, ha ha ha. Wow, you're great. Kevin's not long for the show. I'm sorry, David. I don't think he's going to like it.

What do you think, so? Then I'll have no reason to listen anymore. Oh, well, then I hope he lasts forever, and I hope you continue to listen to their Fantastic program. It's a strange dynamic though. We've developed trying to compete for which of these people we dislike more. Yes Well, I have some evidence you might have some evidence. Let's go through it. Where do you want to go next David? Hey, I think everybody will get on my side here when we bring up clip 7 There was a caller of course that called in and it's probably a gay man because he's saying he's having sexual fantasies about men But he's saying is that gay and never nobody has the heart to tell him but anyway clip 7 For being gay there are still countries in the world where it's illegal. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, it's awful. It's not crazy. It's awful

It is awful. It's not crazy, it's awful. It is awful. It's terrible. But Adam, have you ever heard of the terms and the differences between romantic orientation and sexual orientation? No, I actually haven't. Can you explain that for me, please? So this goes for you guys too. Romantic orientation is when you're romantically, emotionally attracted to someone, like you are falling in love and you want to be in a relationship with them. This doesn't involve sexual attraction. That just sounds like friendship.

No, no. It sounds like you're describing friendship. Is this like a made up thing? No, no, romantic love, no. There's a lot of terms these days, Tara, that are made up. This is textbook information.-up thing romantic love no terms these days Tara that are made up This is textbook information so you have romantic orientation, and then you have your sexual orientation Which is who you are sexually attracted to right so That took forever she's an idiot. I think she's a grifter. It's not smart either

It goes back to that thing from Family Guy where they're trying to explain to Stewie what being gay is it's like well, you just hang out with guys you prefer the company of guys. She's like yeah, that sounds good, right? I get that She's talking about something completely different and a lot of the times when callers call in and ask questions They're not a lot of callers by the way They have to kill a lot of time by the shop, but when callers do call in and ask questions She'll always say shit like well make sure you get educated on that subject before you get blah, blah, blah. Don't forget to get educated on blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You're like, well, that's why I was calling. Yeah. Okay. So I'll just look it up then. I was going to Google it. I decided

to call you. I have those 10 minutes back. All right. Thanks. I wish somebody would have asked her what textbook can you refer me to? She keeps mentioning these textbooks. I've never seen one. Well, okay. Since you brought to she keeps mentioning these textbooks. I've never seen one Well, okay since you brought that they published my Pearson. I doubt it. Well since you brought that up She does have her own I Don't know what you would call this Remember when girls would get those magazines and they'd see like which friend they were from the show friends. Oh, okay The questionnaire what's that? Cosmopolitan. Yeah, like you get the little quizzes or

something. Well, thank God this is not an MD because she's got her own thing. So there is a scale called sexual exploration beyond the norm. Okay. Um, that I have created and if you take this questionnaire and if the answer is like you're scaling like really

low, it just means that you don't have any desire in your natural tendency to explore things that are outside the norm. Which is completely fine. That just means that you're, that's just who you are. So she has her own questionnaire, sexual exploration beyond the norm. So you can find out more about your own kinkiness or something like that.

So I went to her website to look for this thing. Oh wow, is that what she looks like? Yeah, she's an attractive lady with very big boobs. Not what you'd expect from a girl from Thailand. So I decided to, so listen to this. What's your sexual profile? Are you consistent or dynamic? Traditional or kinky?

Monogamous or flexible? Gentle or animalistic? You'd take a quiz to figure this out? Just like, yeah, I don't want my wife sleeping with somebody else, so I guess I'm a monogamous. You know, it's like, but no, you have to take this stupid quiz in order to figure this out. Listen to these questions.

I enjoy changing sex positions and trying new positions Definitely not me probably not me probably me. Oh, yeah, that's me changing sex positions Nope, wherever we start that's what we're ready. That's right. Call it right there to punch Changing I would want to even pull that off done. Oh Let's see I'm gonna say yeah, that's me. Okay. I hope he doesn't take that answer as thinking that you like that position where you're on one side of the room and your partner's on the other side and there's two other people involved. Right. I haven't gotten to that question yet.

I enjoy having sex at different places, not just in the bedroom. Definitely not me. Who would say this? Oh, no, no, no. It's got to be out of bed. I'm sorry. There's no fucking way. A couch. Ew. Uh, probably not me. Probably me. Oh yeah, that's okay. Oh yeah. That's me. All right. You move on to the next round, Carl. I enjoy trying new sexual acts. Definitely not me. Oh dude. Sexual acts. Ew. The fuck? This is the worst quit. This is a woman who has a PhD?

Put this together? You know, since we're looking at stuff, she was, well, they were both guests on the Klein Alley show, which is K-Rock's morning show. And so they're on there to promote that Love Line is back. And Klein, who's the host of the show, is a fucking moron. So they're guests. They actually have a video of this up on the k-rock YouTube page so we can see what they look like Changing dr. Taurus in our studio now Kevin Kenny is here They're the new hosts of loveline back on k-rock Sunday nights and when we return from this song Jesse I just want you to tease your question with two words two words tease the question you have we'll come back and take some listening What are the two words to tease the question you have

for the new host of Loveline, Jesse? All right, so they have a caller calling in. All right, we're gonna play a song first. When we come back on the other side of it, you're gonna ask a question to the new host of Loveline, tease it with two words. Polyamory. Polyamory.

That's one word, two syllables, but we'll go with it anyway. When we get back from Hozier. It's not two syllables. Oh, it's not? That's two words? That's way more syllables than two. I don't know what syllables mean. Once again, I got the doctor here. Muntz University.

Let's not judge me. We'll get to your questions next. If I hear this Dr. Tara diminish the quality of some other school in this country. I'm gonna flip She's so what does she think about the school that she went to she's so she's so classist Yes, she definitely is for sure then that's probably why they had to read out all of her credits That was like stuttering John level credit reading that had happened before she would even talk The amount of time she asked the host, oh what degree do you have? It drove me through up a wall. Alright, they also do a thing

where they take fake callers. Now, there's two ways this can happen. One way is guys sit around with his buddies and he goes I'm gonna call Love Line and say I'm gay. And everyone goes yeah, that's funny, that's cool, let's do that. That's one way it can happen, that's the fun way it can happen. The other way it can happen is the radio station goes

No one's lighting up our phone lines. Can we get bill of accounting or one of the sales guys? To call in and ask a question. Isn't that the usual way? That's the usual way this happens, but listen to how fake this is Hello Blake tell us what's going on brother. Yeah, so, you know know it's been a hot second since I've I've done the anal sex of gay male mating And so I kind of want to get back into it. I I miss it It's just it's been a hot second Blake. I've talked recently, but it's been a while since I've bottomed

So I think there's just some anxiety around it. It's just not how anyone would ever talk. Blake, can you shut the door to your office? Blake walks in on his cell phone. Oh shit, wrong door. Did you hear that? That's fake though. He does sound gay.

I mean, if I'm making that call, I'm going to... Wait a second. I know people are going to... Jokes people are going to make right now. So this goes on, and this is another reason why I guarantee this is fake, because they talk about, okay, you want to be a body, you want to take anal sex, you have to prepare for that sort of thing, and how do you get prepped for something like that? No pun intended. You can, you know do yes, yes, you have to do. Yeah, I personally I personally, I don't do personally, I just I

if I'm gonna do it, I try to eat a very, very high fiber diet, lots of chia seeds, some psyllium fiber in there, make sure everything's cleaned out, make sure I feel nice and clean. Yeah, I don't necessarily I'm not a personal do for myself. That sounds like I Apologize is she incorrect there? I thought they were supposed to enema. Yeah Expert her here that that is a very good point. I've never heard the button be a douche thing Yeah, I think they're just testing this guy. Maybe that's what it is. And he's just like I just eat a lot of fiber They're like, okay. Well then put anything you want your butt. It's fine

Case closed. It's closed. You got this figured out. Why are you even calling? Yeah You know, I have a four second sound bite here. Would you play clip number eight that pairs well? Does that have interest to you? So dr. Tarr explain to me the phenomenon of butt stuff the phenomenon of butt stuff I'm glad you asked Let's's get into it. It's retarded. Butt sex. You know, number four is a it's I started out for some reason I did a twofer here it starts out with just gross sub and Dom talk that I'm not a fan of but then you get to hear some of her condescending talk back to the host. That is what selfish lovers they need to if they're not having success right now And they're listening to love line or maybe they've had breakups or they don't get calls back after dates after the you know

They do the deed and they they're they think they might be selfish. They need to find themselves a nice Dom sub relationship That's completely wrong Is it yeah, is it though what University did you go to? The mugs community college The mugs community college of Phoenix. Yeah, what a bitch. Seriously, that's her entire identity. Is like, oh, well, I have a degree and so I can talk about whether you should get pleasure from getting a dick in your ass or not. I mean, we could all do that if we go to school.

Even if we did that at school. Right. Of course, I did go to school. And actually, I do know go to school. Yeah Even if we did that at school a lot, right? I mean, of course I did go to school and actually I do know a lot about not that okay, not that all right Producer Chris, I know what you're thinking And this is it's too it's much horny talk for me. I'm not really too fat I think everybody's got to kind of calm down. Yeah, take a cold shower and start over again boys What are we doing over here? Speaking of those callers. Did you pull any clips from the woman that calls in and says I cheated on my husband I really enjoyed it. Do you have any advice for me? I don't do you have something for us?

Oh, well, dr. Tara says that it's okay clip 12 I think that Megan might benefit by looking into having an open relationship See every time I've entertained an open relationship, it's because I hate my girlfriend, and I just want to sleep with other people. No, no, no, no, no. That's not the right reason to be in an open relationship. Nowadays, lots of people are interested in non-monogamy.

And a non-monogamous relationship is highly consensual, highly communicative, very compassionate. So it's not like I hate my girlfriend and I wanna be open, like not at all. It's full of love and communication and respect. So perhaps the fact that you are so excited and happy and you actually don't really sound too guilty about it is that you find the freedom satisfying

and that's what you want for your life. Have you ever thought about that? You know, I have. I tried to have the conversation when my boyfriend and I first started dating and he was very much like, Oh no, I never. That's the time to do it. Yeah, we're a thing right now. We're together. But I fuck everyone just so you know. It's a nonstarter for me, but okay Check, please

Polyamory you get to be single, but you get to brag to both genders right So the advice that she's giving dr. Tara leads me to believe she wants people to have problems Because she's useless if people aren't having problems So she's just like, oh yeah, as long as you communicate everything, you can just go around and definitely sleep with other dudes. He'll get over it. Just tell him about all the hot stevie sex you have with these other guys who are bigger than him and he'll be fine with all of that.

I don't know if communication is going to help this one. Maybe keep that shit to yourself actually, ladies. Be my advice. But I don't have a PhD in this, so what do I know? And the the man goes on to actually give a very I don't even think I have that clip because it was Too real, but the the host there is really does a good job of explaining like, you know I don't think really agree with that. I think that's pretty destructive. I would never live like that Yeah, I think that's probably correct now You know what goes on in that example of the woman that's calling in that's cheating on her husband and the host goes on and actually gives

The best advice in the entire show and then you ask yourself why is the doctor even there? That's clip 13 Is he predictable like? Yeah, he does have He's very like kind it does like a lot Of things that are like acts of service, you know? Alright, so you know what this is? Not that, not that, I'm not, by the way, I'm not trying to sound dismissive here. Are you about to judge me? No, I'm not judging you, but what it sounds like is she grew up in a very judgmental household,

and she didn't receive the type of caregiving she needed from her parents, and it was religious, and she was felt judged, and she felt like she couldn't maybe have a voice in her household, and then, so what's happening now is she really likes how caring and soft this man is but I don't think he satisfies her sexually whatsoever. Is that true, Megan? Wow, I think that's pretty spot on. That's what I'm saying. He's not as interested or like- Why's the doctor there? Yeah, that's pretty pathetic that she would just be like, oh, yeah No, this is great. Go see me other guys just let him know that you're doing that and he's like, no There's a real problem going on right now. That's a rooted with your life growing up and she's like, oh, yeah

That's definitely what it is, right? She's she's inadvertently taking advantage of a man and she doesn't even realize it and the host speaks up. All right I'll give Kevin a point for that for all of his corniness But actually now I have to play one of my clips because this dude is fucking corny They get to a point where they don't have anything to talk about so they start talking about gifting sex toys

based on What people are into. Now let's move on to this one. Your female partner struggles with orgasming. So this is basically like, this applies to a lot of women, all of Mugs's ex-girlfriends. How would you buy, or how would you shop, get it? So like beer mug couldn't satisfy his girlfriends.

Yeah, pretty good stuff, huh? Taking a jab at the producer. Well, yeah, they're oscillating between like morning zoo shit and very factual or wanting to sound that way, which is what love lines always been. Okay. It is this balancing act of real medical advice and jokes and fun, which is why Adam Crowell and Dr. Drew could pull it off. Makes a lot of sense. Right. Like you're not going to get another another duo on here that's gonna pull this off because they just don't have it It's not happening. It's not happening. Ricky Ratman couldn't do it and

Neither can Kevin in my opinion, but here's another Joke for our buddy Kevin here. I That's what's so great about love line is it really is sort of like a like a 21st century self-help show because It's like all those books. We read as kids, right? It's believe in yourself. It's think positive and then massage your ass with coconut oil I mean is that not is that not the moral of every dr. Seuss book is that what that guy was getting after all of them You know, I was like a guy who tags his own bad joke with a worst joke It's always good

Well to be fair he's got to get in there before dr Tara tries to you heard all the jokes that she tried to make throughout the episode I know and look she really doesn't think she's a personality and It's not going it's not going the way she thinks it's going. Let's talk about beer mug real quick This story makes no sense to me at all. It's funny that you asked that Accidentally tasted my own really you should have that I should have that happen The position I was in laying down and the way it was everything was situated. Did you give yourself? You kind of did I didn't swallow

My tongue you know that hey if you're listening on K rock right now. You know that song by bush. That's about beer mug That song was written before that happened to me I would hope I Would hope dude know that song by bush All right anyway, so believe it or not, Senator John won't think this is true, but I've been involved in sexual acts before. Never once has my own spunk entered my mouth. I don't know what position you'd have to be in

for that to happen. We're just like, oh, that's what happens. What are you gonna do? I'll ask for the best of us. You think that that's a common thing? Certainly, and I don't appreciate the gay bashing that this doctor was engaging in throughout the entire episode Well, listen, I'm not here to gay bash. I'm just saying I don't think gay people eat their own come either Maybe they do. I don't know what if you've got against gays. I don't know what they're up to

I'm just saying that he had no answer for like how did that happen? He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna It's owed it like Cardiff, all right David, I got it I have a couple here what this one I don't really remember but it I do have a note that says I love the host in the middle of this is talking about men faking orgasms Number nine, but men also fake orgasms. There are tons of men that will pretend like Yes Tons of men faking orgasm and then they will like pretend like they're orgasming and then they'll pull out

and then they'll run to the bathroom and then take off their empty condoms. Tons of men? Tons. So what is ton? Like a ton from a weight perspective is 10,000 pounds. You think 10,000 men are doing that? Oh yeah, probably more. In the world, yeah more. No way. In the world? No way.

No, like one in five. Why are they doing that? Because they can't finish? Right. Yeah. Right. Right. OK, so I hate to go into measurement things again,

but does everyone know what a ton is? 2,000? 2,000 pounds. Not 10,000 pounds. Fucking idiots. She's the doctor. What do I know? So I guess one in five men that she's hooked up with leave before they finish That's my takeaway from this as well

Although I remember Anthony Kumi talking about faking orgasm with his wife because he did not want to knock her up So he'd pretend that he was like oh, yeah, we're trying That I understand that makes sense and It was smart to on this part Save him a lot of money. Well, he talked a little about that man that I called in He was he was a gay brother or something like that The there was a call from a man with a small penis which you'd expect from a show like this, of course He was actually a woman calling in and we could skip that clip But it was gross talk about the difference in mouth sizes and women's I didn't like hearing that a lot and then there's a I mean, I'm not sure I've noted here number 10

She's an alien who hates nicotine and this is you know, I think Aliens are out there eating people's organs and I've heard that they don't like people who smoke cigarettes or vape or things because they don't Like the taste of nicotine. I think she's one of them. It's like they get hung up on what was that about? You know, this stuff the other. See, I think that the more awkward situations that I need to sort of like, or in my past, I've had to sort of step away from or fake sick is if it smells.

Like if there's bad hygiene going on. PH balance is off? Yeah, man. I don't know, stuff like that. Vaping. What's that like? Vaping baby causes pH balance bed well can cause the the Parts to smell so really so if a girl vapes like like smoking might be stanky No, not just I should I shouldn't just say just vaping but all smoking cigarettes like things really yeah

Secrets and alcohol change the way you smell but chicks that smoke are kind of cool don't you think right now so your takeaway is that that makes her an alien I don't know why she would bring vaping up like that it seemed like she tried to get away from it too like she you know she's looking for a reason to drag nicotine through the mud being on the radio for three hours you're gonna say some stupid shit I think that they're not prepared for this yet These two hosts are not prepared for this gig I agree and that cadence from her sounded like well, I haven't said anything in a while, right? I'm not gonna say something. Well, you know vaping's not great. It isn't what never mind. It's great

I don't know what I'm talking about in my last clip here clip 14 and the host actually points out I think we lost dr. Tara here Anyways alright Megan Yeah, I think you should I think you should break up with him I don't think you like him I think that uh I mean cuz I just I guess to ask dr Tara here my whole thing with the monogamish in the open relationships is like okay So let's say I open up my relationship and my girlfriend can sleep with other men and I can sleep with other women then what I

need my girlfriend for? Love and affection, commitment, connection. So what does that say about me where like I just feel like I don't need that if it is open like if I'm a romantic? No I'm very romantic I'm saying it's like. What do you not need then? I'm saying if my girlfriend can sleep with other guys and I can sleep with other girls, I don't have a connection my girlfriend. I think for me it's like what makes... It's different. It's just different. That means that you define connection differently because there's different types of connections. No, I'm asking you to like to label me. Like you know what I mean? Like I'm on the couch. I'm like you know.

Yeah. No, you don't know. Are we losing Dr. Tara? Dr. Tara is fading. You're just monogamous. You're monogamous. And that's the only way you think about a situation. The world is vast. People's expectations and preferences and what they want in life is different. So I think when it comes to non-monogamy, people just have such resistance towards it because it hasn't been practiced. I think I just kept that recording as I was smashing my head against the table

Well, I can tell you it has been practiced yes They're running out of shit to do there's no one calling in when a caller does call and they talked to him for way too long and So now they just start opening up presents For some reason they're giving each other presents on the show start opening up presents that they have for some reason they're giving each other presents on the show Well, there's a cat on the outside of this masturbation cup if you're listening to love line We're having mugs open his holiday present if you could do this in a timely manner mugs. It is the radio Thank you. He's ripping it off now. Yeah, it's a ripping dip

Yeah, okay, so is that cat gonna be on the inside of this no it's a design Let me see let me see oh yeah you're gonna fit in there of course bro he'll shove it in do that so that's all it is that's awesome yeah and the inside how is that not really good I'll be right back yeah wow so he's opening up like a pocket pussy and then there was a thing you would you think it was it sounded like a snuggie the way they were describing it. No, no. See, David Collins has a show about sex. I know you find that gross, but that's what they're talking about, like putting your erect penis into objects until you ejaculate. Right. Right.

You're familiar with that, right? Very. Of course. And so you got to wonder when you do have a pocket pussy or one of these types of devices Do you clean it? Why do you use it ever again? Is it? Oh what it done kind of thing? It's a good question Now can you reuse that? You can okay. Yeah, cuz where you what do you where you deposit? Where do you deposit? You know your ejaculate some people do it inside some people pull it out and do it outside Okay, so most his options. Yes, okay. He can spice it up. Yeah Awesome, they have nothing to talk about like yeah, you can ejaculate in it or you could ejaculate and pull out yeah No, I know what's even the point well

Honestly, I can't believe that they are already have nothing to talk about the first time And they talk multiple times about all the weeks they spent in meetings before this first episode. They talk about it at the beginning of the show. They talked about when they're on Klein Alley show, like, yes, six weeks of meetings. So all the executives are in there. We got to get love line. This is a big brand for us. We got to bring it back. This is going to be huge. And the first show, they don't have any colors that I've made to talk about. They talk about sex toy shopping. So what should you buy? Let's just run through some maybe types of people. What kind of a

sex shopping should you do this holiday season? If you have maybe a shy female partner, what kind of sex toy shopping should you do with a person who's shy? Well, they would use the sex toy by themselves. So I don't think the shyness matters, right? Agreed. You're not bringing her into the store with you, right? So then whatever you get, the shyness doesn't matter. So then they get into holiday role playing. Well, I think, you know what, maybe on next week's episode, we could maybe do like a holiday role playing. I think role playing is like a thing we probably should talk about.

It's very popular. It's one of my favorite things. And maybe I can come up with some ideas for you to role-play Would you guys do that on the next episode of love line? I'm down. Yeah, I think that's a good idea, right? Some alright, they're already spitballing. How are we gonna kill time next week exactly? They're like cheese. Well, maybe we could like do like holiday role-playing. I'm a reindeer and you're Santa I'm an actual medical doctor Can you pretend you actually know shit about sex we can do that and This clip right here

They're gonna get talked to by management if there's a PD. Let's say dumpster. They are is the first episode This is not well prepared. Well, we'll do a role playing a holiday edition role playing I like that and actually do we know the social handles off the top of our head? No, no, okay Probably should have researched this the social handle is I love love line I wrote that down before I even heard that clip cuz I like that's the dumbest thing. I love love line. I love love What is plugging anything have to do with the role play they're about to get into maybe they're talking about like Message us and tell us who we should be during the roleplay thing. I don't know. What else should we do with this show?

Yeah, right gives the suggestions and what to talk about what no one's got any other job openings Alright, so of course, there's a lot of talk about small dicks on this episode. Right. A lot of callers, female, male, small dicks. What do you do with them? What's the point, right? And so again, Kevin is a comedic genius here. Yeah, hey Mugs, have you realized anything recently

in the past five or 10 minutes? Yeah, I'm kinda hungry right now. Oh, you know what I thought it was? I thought now that you're- From talking about small penises? Yeah. That makes sense. Get me a bratwurst.

Get me a bratwurst. That's the joke. Yeah, pretty good stuff. It's thick and it explodes when you bite into it. Did you ever think, good point, did you ever think we'd get to a point where the radio shows have less talent than the podcasts when we started this thing, we're like, Oh, we got these podcasters. They suck at this.

They have no idea how to do a professional show. They're not prepared. And now you go back and you listen to shows that K rock and LA is putting out as their big show on the radio. Like these hosts have no business being on this show. This is terrible. Well, famously they've been firing the ones that well-paid. Yes, that is very true. They don't care about talent and radio at all. I was gonna say I blame podcasts because it was everybody doing a show from celebrities to nobodies, right and So I think somewhere some cigar chomping producers like I know it's listening to anything anymore. See Just put out whatever. Yeah, no, they're out of ideas.

Yeah, they ran out of ideas a while ago, yes. When do they record? Could I call it to the show? Oh yeah, you could definitely call it to the show. You should, it's midnight on Sunday nights, Pacific time, I think is when it starts. Well, that's gonna be an early start to my day. Yes, you should definitely get up early and call into that.

Now, you heard that clip that I played Where he talked about how oh, you know all of mugs ex-girlfriends If you want to get something for a woman who can't orgasm, you know, like mugs ex-girlfriends Oh, yeah, you want to notice that mugs didn't laugh. He he literally goes on there and he's just like man You're laughing about everything all the time. I didn't even get a chuckle and he was always looking at his phone He was distracted by his phone. I said I hear you I hear you just doing the occasional Ed McMahon impression every two minutes there. You're not even listening You're looking at your phone something like that, right? He was very upset that his hilarious joke didn't get a reaction

I was looking at pictures of my ex I think so he's, I think I made her orgasm, right? Maybe not. Let's look at some other one. Fake, fake. All right. Anything else that you picked up on from this? Well, you know, I'll finish off with another, this woman doesn't, she contradicts herself every other sentence. And I'm like clip number three. But as he so that makes a successful relationship is when you take into account each other's sexual satisfaction As researchers would say. And are you generous in all forms of life or is it strictly to the bedroom? I am generous everywhere. Really? Mugs, you know you wanted that soda? Yeah, yeah. Can you get can you get mugs of soda?

Um, I don't believe in soda so probably not. Alright right. He's really thirsty water for you. Maybe sparkling water Thank you. I don't believe in soda. Maybe I can offer you a soda water See I see what you're saying there. You're like, okay Carbonation fine. She's got nothing though. And of course Kevin doesn't help her out at all either Just like oh you're generous in the bed. Will you give our producer a beverage right now? It's like, what am I supposed to do with that? I thought Kevin did a great job of speaking for the listener.

Okay, fair enough. Anything else you want to play from the board here? Oh, I've cleared all my clips. Oh, we didn't play five or six. Oh, I deleted them. One of them was about that gay brother. I think it's six. You look like that guy.

But is it like that or is it more maybe sexual? Let's just call it as it is probably a little bit sexual, but I don't know if that makes me like gay then. Like I don't know. Cause like, I was watching football too and I saw the legs and in my head, if I'm to be honest, is more if I wanted to touch the legs. Interesting. As opposed to like like appreciating them if that makes sense. Yeah, I think they make sense You want to touch the legs Kevin? Um?

Mugs definitely want to touch the lake. Yeah Yeah, I don't want him touching my legs. So yeah, sure go touch your Derek Henry's legs go As much as it sound like that collar is probably gay maybe it's just confused I don't like all these people that get to claim their exact queer baiting you know go show up or shut up fair enough I appreciate that I like your hard stance on this topic David I feel very strongly about all of these things I appreciate that thank you for checking out that show I know it wasn't an easy lesson maybe it'll an easy lesson. Maybe it'll get better.

Maybe it'll get better eventually. But Love Line is back and Kevin and Dr. Tara are at the home. We'll see what happens with that. With Uber Reserve, good things come to those who plan ahead. Family vacay? Reserve your ride as soon as you book your flights. To all the planners, now you can reserve your Uber ride up to 90 days in advance. See Uber app for details. The all new FanDuel Sportsbook in Casino is bringing you more action than ever. Want more ways to follow your faves? Check out our new player prop tracking with real-time notifications. Or how about more ways to customize your casino page with our new favorite and recently played games tabs.

And to top it all off, quick and secure withdrawals. Get more everything with Bandula Sportsbook and Casino. Gambling Problem Call 1-866-531-2600. Visit connexontario.ca. Now there's another duo and podcasting we've talked about a little bit lately, and that is Mike Kelta and his wife Amanda And I got a note from Iraq last night. We were at rehearsal Saying because I guess he rocks the guy you go to to bridge the gap between podcasters and radio personalities, right?

So I get a note from Iraq saying Mike Kelta want you on the show Can he email you? Yeah, of course he can email me so I get home from rehearsal and I got a note from Erock saying, Mike Kelta wants you on the show. Can he email you? I said, yeah, of course he can email me. So I get home from rehearsal and I get an email from Mike. He said, I wanna have you on the show. Thursday's our last show before our holiday break. And I said, yeah, come on your show, that'd be fine. And then I hadn't heard back.

And I get another note from Erock just before we started the show saying, Mike Kelta wants your phone number. Or here's his phone number, He wants you to text him. So I text him and I say, hey, I'm going to give this number to Kevin Brennan. But what's up, man? Because Kevin Brennan gave out Mike's number before because Kevin Brennan is a douchebag. And so I guess I'm calling into his show tomorrow at 830am.m. Oh to talk to cowhead Mike Alta

about our reviews of me and my wife and of course they just did a brand new episode this morning and they addressed our most recent segment we did with Drew Lane and Brandon about me and my wife. 98 people watching. That's almost 100. That's right. It is almost 100. It is, we're getting close. Oh wow.

We made it. Pretty good stuff, huh? That's a good, we're off to a good start. It's almost 100. It's almost 100. Again, to the who are these podcasts podcast. This is a podcast that looks at other people's podcasts and then talks about it on their podcast.

And they made it on, we made it on there now for two episodes. A couple of things I want to point out one, we were very adamant on the last one that you don't, that they were saying you don't know anything about Wu Tang Clan. And they were true. Amanda doesn't know anything about Wu Tang Clan. Cause she wears all the shirts. I feel like she'd be a poser. She doesn't know anything about, cause I've seen it in a lot of the comments now, people are saying she doesn't know anything

about Wu-Tang Clan, and commenters are usually right. Oh yeah. They have to sign into their account, you know. They probably know what they're talking about. They were very surprised that you were so annoyed by that. Yes. I will, a couple of things I want to point out, some good, some bad.

Okay. Mike Kelter looks like he was just battling a whole hive of bees That's why he's so tired. Thanks for taking care of the wasps honey. Yeah, no problem. Anyway One is and I'll be the first to insult you is the same you would be the first insult me of course you They are trying to figure you out from just the episodes And they were like I think she just might be a bitch like you do you do have like a bitch face Did we think she was a bitch I can't remember what was said on the last episode I'm blaming drew for that. Well, Mike also looks like a pug. Right?

Yeah. The gist of the last episode was that she doesn't want to be involved with any of that was my that's what I remember our takeaway was. So she's being forced to do this show with her husband against her will. But yeah, she can't stop looking though. She is checking out comments. Oh, yeah. She wants to know the feedback for sure. Well, like sometimes you look like you might be on approach. Yeah, but you're not a bitch In fact, I will go so far as to say that you're the opposite. You're like Yeah, you you I mean everybody has a bitchy streak, but you're not like that typical Wife that's oh his wife's a bitch. Most of the time people like his wife is so nice His wife is so sweet that kind of shit. That's why he doesn't bitch most of the time people like his wife is so nice his wife is so sweet that kind of shit That's why it doesn't really most of the time I like to some of the words he is there

Everyone has a bitchy streak most of the time people say that you're great Interesting so this is what it's like to be married. Yeah, it's just a couch that right yeah, right This is what it's like to be married and then do a show with your spouse for some reason about being married. Oh His wife's a bitch most of the time people like his wife is so nice his wife is so sweet that kind of shit That's why he doesn't really bother me. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't think it was a bother. It doesn't bother me either I just think that that's one of the things that they missed that they nailed around the other thing was the Wu-Tang thing which We clarified the other thing is

They they were trying to figure out why we do the show and All right, that's a good question. Here comes an explanation for Mike Delta They were trying to figure out why we do this show. And all right. That's a good question. Here comes an explanation from Mike Kelter. Why are they doing this show? Cause we couldn't figure it out. So let's see. I am trying to figure out why we do this show.

I'm not. Well then. Live. I guess it makes sense that we also wouldn't know why you're doing this show. Okay, good. I feel vindicated. Not sure either.

You're right. But we decided having free time and a good relationship, like maybe we should try a podcast may not be a good idea, but I have a built-in audience. I have an audience who listens to my radio show and that audience likes more content. And they do like when I do Facebook lives, they'd like when I incorporate the kids. They like when I do other stuff. So you and I doing a podcast is not that far off to my listening audience, but maybe to a bunch of dudes sitting in four different basements, get it four different basements. Cause you guys are together.

How does he get that sense that we're not in the same basement together? We were in the same basement at Drew's house last weekend. And we were in the same basement here Drew's house last weekend. We were in the same basement here at my house the weekend before. I think the same art on the wall behind us and wood paneling. Oh, is that not a green screen? It's not a green screen. Not this week. All of it's real.

You know, I'm on the top floor too. So there's not even basements involved in Iowa. How dare he? You're thinking of Chicago. Then they may not understand. Also, not tailored to them. This is not, I mean, maybe, maybe I'm sure there's plenty of dudes watching the show. But the other thing is they were saying one of the reasons why- This is a show for chicks? Is that what he's saying?

I gotta write some notes down when I go on the show tomorrow. I have a lot of questions for him. I was certain this was leading up to that you'd already been said you're not going to be appearing tomorrow. So you're doing this segment and then you'll be appearing on his show tomorrow. I have a lot of questions for him I was certain this was leading up to that you would already been said you're not going to be appearing tomorrow So you're doing this and then you'll be appearing on his show anyway. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna call in tomorrow But there's two different things going on so he does this weekly with his wife. He did this this morning and Then his radio show is you know on Monday through Friday, maybe Monday through Thursday a lot of people do that now You know a radio show so I'm calling into his his radio show. His wife probably won't be there. Oh. So we just have some guy talk.

Like, yeah, let's talk about this. What are we doing here? Come on, man. You know, like, what's up with Amber? So that's... I was serving Obi-Wan. She's a bitch, right? Sorry, what's that, David?

Oh, I said, how is serving Obi-Wan at that diner? But anyway. I get it. I, and this is where the insult comes in. One of the reasons why I maybe want to do this as a trend is for old guys to show everybody that they have hot young wives. And while I will say you are hot, you are not young. All right.

Mike, you're winning me over. I'll be honest with you. That's a pretty funny thing to say. I'm sure she took that in stride. Right? I think I think she's heard that from him before. skinny Chad zoom, I Chris home gifting a membership. Thank you very much for doing that. We appreciate don't forget you can give to memberships on Patreon. Now go to our Patreon get some memberships to those who you love and you want to get

involved in the David Collins 30 minute and a half hour show patreon That's right, which work people find that What do you where could they find the patreon? Yeah patreon.com slash. I think it's David Collins 30 minute hour show. Okay You're not sure though. No, but Google's very helpful. That's true. Yes, even if you get the patreon You probably search it out there and you'll find something. Right. So that's a good point. We put a lot of things up there.

You'd be surprised. I have another update for you guys. Now if you guys remember young Clipper Riley, a guy who we've hung out with multiple times the live shows and things, of course, him and mint Salad are a couple and Mint Salad's been a big asset to WATP. A lot of the art that we have on the walls behind us, a lot of the posters and things that we've done. And so Riley, we talked about this with Andy was on the show. We talked about how Eric July, this black guy who made a comic book for the conservatives who hate cancel culture

and don't like the woke aspect of where comics are going with Marvel and DC. Eric July made his own comic and it's like this thing that's gonna save the comic book world. And Dick Masterson started making fun of it because it's not very good. It's not well written, not well illustrated.

And so they got very upset with that. They don't like criticism. making fun of it because it's not very good. It's not well written, not well illustrated. And so they got very upset with that. They don't like criticism. Like Eric July and that crew do not like criticism. And when you show that you don't like criticism, you ask for more criticism. And so what Riley and Mincella did is they went to an event that Eric July was holding at some restaurant or something in Texas, and they were standing outside the restaurant and filming people and yelling things and being obnoxious. And he got arrested. And it turns out, Eric July had some sort of

a restraining order against Riley, going back to when Riley was put in, because he got blocked, so he couldn't super chat Eric July. So he started posting notes on the door of his business with dollars attached to it. I believe he gave him 50 bucks with three different notes so that he would read them.

And Eric July, in what I would call a pussy move, alerted the authorities over this, and then got involved in this thing where it's a restraining order and kept the 50 bucks. Definitely kept the 50 bucks. It's not stupid. Now that Riley was arrested, he's arraigned and they give him a plea deal, which is basically what he did.

They called it harassment, harassment, misdemeanor. And so they said, if you just do like a couple hours community service, we'll just let this go away. Assuming that rises to be like, all right, great. Everybody goes, no, I plead not guilty. I'm not guilty. So they set a court date for January. Well, we have an update on that.

And Dick matches and covered this recently where apparently now I don't know all the ins and outs of this, but according to this, the judge granted Riley's motion to quash Riley is free. No plea, no surrender. Eric July has been officially declared a bitch ass by the state of Texas. Let freedom ring. And you can see this is a mint salads tweet right here. Eric owes Riley the biggest apology

ever. He has lied to the police and his audience and everyone else. He can about Riley for over a year. And so and I am telling you, I heard the assessment from Dick Masterson, which is a bias source, because Riley and Dick are, are boys and Riley does a lot for the Dick show. So from his perspective, because Dick read through his over three and a half hours, he did this live stream where he read through all the documents, all the paperwork and his assessment was this law is unconstitutional. And so Riley's attorney is just like, well, wait a second. How can you even say this is all freedom of speech stuff? What are we even talking about? And also Eric July's a public

figure. So a lot of the harassment stuff goes out the window. You could fuck with celebrities all you want for the most part. Don't show up in their bedroom before they get home. That's illegal. That's good to know. You write that down. But for the most part, stuff that you do online, you can do a lot of shit. And so apparently, and there's still a court date in January coming up, but it does seem like this has been quashed, is the term that's being used here. And so I was watching Dick Masterson go through all this these documents and stuff and he pulls up the photo of the cop that was involved and this just always cracks me up when Dick does this. Oh hey Eric! Oh hey! Hey Eric! I'm Detective Jimmy Fart in my ass! Oh Eric I saw I went ahead and took care of that hole that guy that was making fun of you online Yeah, it's no problem. I owe you Eric

So he's doing the thing where he cuts out the mouth and then his mouth is the mouth of the guy Come to no Brian. Yeah, that's he's he's done it to me before David stop laughing over there. All right, we're trying to people want to hear what dick is saying during that's an interesting bit It's pretty good bet. So this isn't the police officer. I don't think this is the actual I think this is dick talking for the police officer right? Yes, I used to know a man that spoke like this So how's your how's your comic book company going? Oh, that's so cool. Yeah, that's so cool I remember reading comics. I remember when we were taking down your gang friends Eric You always wanted to you're always such a good always wanted to you're always such a good creator Eric

Eric you're always such a good creator Eric. I can't wait to read more of your comics Eric Eric and he gives you any more Joe. Yeah, I filed a paperwork. I subpoenaed Twitter Eric. Oh I subpoenaed Twitter. It's so cool that you're doing your own thing man. Wow Wow, it's so cool. You're standing your own thing, man. Wow. Wow. It's so cool You're standing up to the wood to woke to the woke comics Yeah It's so cool Eric that you're doing your own thing. I'm a cop I clean up the streets. I'm like

So that goes out of that but anyway, I just wanted to give an update on Young Cl clip is free very happy for him and mint salad You go, but how's Eric holding up through all this? I think Eric's had better days. Yeah, if I had a guess David Cowell's are you familiar with a guy named Aaron Imholt? I am. I'm loosely familiar, but I watch a couple of these comedy news shows that keep me updated. All right.

I've been following him since December of 2022. Oh, you've been following him for a couple of years now. All right. Allegedly. All right. Well, let's get an update. Please, please, please, guys. Stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo. Maybe you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. This week, Aaron was on his morning show, asking for money. It's got to make the goal. And of course, the best time to tune into Aaron show is when he's three hours and 55 minutes into

the show because he does a four hour show, he needs to make $350. And if he does, he'll do another half hour for you. And so on this show, he's a little ways from the goal, but he's promoting all the stuff they have coming up. He's like, we got some Trump stuff to talk about. We got this thing, that thing. He's got all these stories planned that he wants to get into. But first they're $95 away from the goal. And so we join at that time when he needs $95 to keep the show going. Students. And we've got more bitching about Caitlin Clark and so much more coming up. If we do overtime

today, which we may not be able to do, we're 95 bucks away from today's goal and we've got nothing coming in in the first two minutes. I love Johnny crutches during these segments. He adds so much. He's like, come on guys, let's start donating. Yeah. I'll buzz out here. You just said Sarah just like looks around like a cartoon character Looks like he's on the nod. Yeah, right. Isn't he off the show? I thought he I thought he was kicked off the show a couple weeks ago. No crutches is still on but he's the last co-host Left I see everyone else is gone. We got started on the begging a minute late

So I'm gonna say four minutes are on the clock. Sorry Emma. Oh, no We lost a whole minute of begging. I feel ripped off. Oh, I didn't give him anything. I never mind. We're good And so if that's cheating we've got four minutes to go Stream labs PayPal rumble rants super chat. Yeah, mr. Beat. I was getting so fucking angry listening to that guy He says on I love the way he responds to the chat. He just like, they're having a conversation. Not everyone's seeing what you're seeing. And yet Speaker 3 1 3 I hate people under 60. That's a nuclear dude. I was freaking like, I was a little mad, like because we're fucking failing today. So like me thinking that we had to start begging

pretty soon and then him saying nuclear, it made me homicidal for a sec. Aaron is so fake and funny. Never see it was like, Oh yeah, man. Did you see that thing where the guy brought that word wrong? I've heard of the kill people over there. Like, okay. He thinks he's so cute. Right. And yet if we make the goal, there's some compelling content coming up. There is some hard to believe I can I It was just for a minute. It was really just hitting me weird. That's all. All right guys We got about three and a half minutes left nothing doing on the rally. We're still 95 bucks away

This is trust you out David when he's, you know, talking about how much time there is left, how much money he has to make? When we have three and a half minutes left on any show that I produce, there's a there's a plan. The last five minutes look like this. I'm not sure how you is he just going to spontaneously create a new show and continue to have a successful entertaining show based on the donations.

It's very strange to me. Yeah. It's odd because he'll say he's already done four hours at this point and he'll say, we still got some amazing things to get to. Right. So you were waiting for this to do that. Like maybe you should have had a good show earlier than people maybe would have donated money to it, but you were holding off all this time. A turd burglar says, are we 95 short, one 45 short, or is it really? I mean, technically it's really one 95 if we just pocketed everything, but everything that goes over, we give back to the show. So it's one 45 from the start of today, but we did have an extra Hondo. So we threw 50 of it at the morning show since we have really sucked a dick today. Is that the most convoluted thing? Yes. So they were up a hundred dollars from the night before a previous show and say, he says, all

right, instead of three 50, we'll make it 300 and we'll take $50 off another show coming up someday in the future. So this guy's like, who is it're 95 off you're actually 195 off cuz you already lowers like I did lower But not as much as you're saying I lowered it I only lowered it by this much and we put it back into the show put it back into the show This is a go. It's so stupid So it's 95 but yeah, like technically speaking. It's 195. So we've really technically So the word technically means The show is putting him in debt right

Honestly, it is that's that's the weird part about it had a rough one today throw in if you'd like to We're three and a half minutes away or no two and a half minutes away 60 seconds just went by I feel like I was pausing and stuff There's no way 60 seconds just went by throw in if you like to yeah, he's such a smooth broadcaster That might be a time just flying by Look how stressed out he is his body language I've never seen another broadcaster that really shows that they're thinking as much through body language as Aaron and 95 bucks short. Thank you turd burglar. He says thanks boss. No problem. He's constantly scratching at things and rubbing things and

Well, it's good that Johnny crutches balances it out Johnny crutches takes his meds about 20 minutes before 355 and so he just started nodding off at least his microphone is nodding off like errands all the time. He's constantly picking it back up. Can you stitch that in somehow? He's constantly doing this, but the mic never moved. When he pulls it up and puts it back down, it's always in the same spot. It's just a nervous thing. He does. I'm glad I could adequately describe our failure today. Doom clone says your math ain't math thing. How's it not math thing? If it was a full goal today, we'd be one 95 short. We were 50 ahead. So it's 145. We gave a hundred to the evening show. I stole

50 from it. It's 95. How is this difficult? I don't like that other people can't figure out math, so they tell me my math's not mapping. It's like, I'm sorry that counting is difficult for you. Your math is retarded. I actually understand what he's saying, but this is my first time watching. I'm like, whoa, what did he just happen? It's so confusing. It sounds like that cash register gag where you say, I need $10. Here's 20. Give me five. It sounds like that cash register gag where you say I need $10. Here's 20 It sounds like a scam it does because and he just rattles it off because this is his entire life It's just numbers and three to the goal and he probably goes to sleep gone tomorrow's goals 300 we can do this Aaron I'm just gonna do 300 tomorrow. It's gonna be so much easier So he has all these numbers in his head non-stop the rest of people are just like wait

What what do you mean? You're your math ain't math. I guess kind of a funny comment He has all these numbers in his head nonstop. The rest of the people are just like, wait, what? What do you mean? Your math ain't mathing is kind of a funny comment. 95 away from today. Let's see if we can figure it out. How does 50, how does 100, no, we took 50 from the 100, Doom. This is not difficult.

I'm not gonna spend the last few minutes of today's failure of a show teaching you how to count. All right, two minutes left. Can you help us? Addition to subtraction is not coming. I just want to point it out, but okay. Let's out for fuck's sake. Can somebody throw drop a big one in the Venmo or the PayPal or the something? He's losing it. Yeah. And the other thing too, he's constantly looking at his phone. This is another nervous thing. We just like constantly refreshing Venmo like, Oh, is there any money in there? What the fuck? There's no money in there. We get his face right here. I know he's fired up. Oh, we are 95 bucks away. We've got a minute and a half left. Oh wow. Another 60 seconds.

His weird accounting also applies to his time management. Right? He bends time. He bends time. He's mad. Three and a half minutes, 20 seconds ago and now it's a minute and a half. We are getting fucking bones today. This would have been one of our biggest losses ever. If we hadn't gone over last week. Yeah. Dynamite dropping that broadcast school is really paid off. 95 away. We'll, we'll sit here. We'll take our beating for the next minute and 15 seconds. A lot of the people who don't like steel toe, they're throwing up their smiley and laughy face emojis in the chat. They can get their big win today. They can get their nice w they deserve it.

I had to beg like a fucking, I had to beg like a cretin today. I looked like shit. I looked like a pathetic fucking asshole on today's show. I know this is where he copes. We're just like, Oh, you guys think you're making fun of me. I'm making fun of me. No, no, no, no, no no no no Because when you get your W's you rub it at everyone's fucking face and by the way I guarantee you turns this into a W the next day He always does as now he's just like oh you guys I want to beat up on me cuz I look like a loser What do you do? We'll try again

95 bucks away a minute left stream labs pay labs, PayPal, Venmo, Rumble Rants, Superchats. Johnny's going to be on it too today. I'll come back at four o'clock and hopefully we can make some money, but we got about 45 seconds to go. That's another thing he's doing by the way. This is wild. So he does two shows a day, a morning show and an evening show. He has to make 350 in the morning, Tuesday in the evening. Now he's doing another show in between at four o'clock. He's doing a midday show. That's his solution. Yeah. He's like, well, I'll make more money. This is the thing. He was goofing on dark side. Phil and blind Mike played the clip. I'm so mad. I didn't have this clip and blind Mike at it where

he's like dark side. Phil, what are you doing? You always have to be on line in order to make money. That's not good, man. Get a job. Just admit you can't do it. It's not working for you. If you have to be on line all the time in order to make any money. And this is what Aaron's doing. He's been doing for years now. Yeah. What's his exception that he is a radio guy. He's looking for a job. Yeah, you're right And we're 95 away If you feel like Venmo ing or PayPal ing or anything He's all defeated. I gotta I gotta watch that again. He throws his hand up in the air like die fucking guy

It's like when the ref calls him in bounds and you're just like, ah, fine. It's in bounds. Fuck you And we're 95 away If you feel like venmoing or pay paling or anything else, please do this was a rough story I I had fun doing the show don't get me wrong people do that. They're like, you don't enjoy the show anymore Yes, I do. I hate the money part Yeah, if we didn't have that part this thing would be awesome all day long Yeah, yeah, yeah the the part where you have to beg the same people every day to keep giving you money. Yeah, it's a bad model is what you have here.

It's just like, I love doing the show. I just hate begging for money. Yeah, but you do that every single show. So wouldn't you hate your show if you have to do that every single show? Guys, I love doing WADP. I just don't like the first segment. I don't like talking about centering John. I hate Cringe of the Week.

I can't stand the voicemail segment. The teaser is annoying as fuck, but the show's great. This is the only part of the show I've ever seen because of our show. Yeah. The only other part I've heard was when shit was going down with April, like seven, eight months ago. Right. And that's it. That's the only time it was interesting. So it's all begging. I mean, I angry Saxon with 20 bucks over on YouTube. Thank you very much. $80 away from today. Let's it was, it was 95 minutes to go. It was 95. He got 20 and now we're 80 bucks away and we're the dummies. Let's get a late rally going. 15 seconds to go.

Oh boy. 10, nine, eight, seven, six. Oh, well that's why the seconds are so fast. Yeah, right. He's like, oh, it's kind of that 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four. It's like, oh wow. No wonder time is flying out here. 3, 2, 1.

All right, we missed by 80 today. Thank you, Angry Saxon, for being part of the rally. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's not part of a rally. If you're down by seven runs in baseball, and one guy hits a home run, that's not a rally. No. I still lost my sex.

Yeah, there was five minutes of silence. That's not a rally. They should be part of the rally. Very nice. You guys got about, what, 30 bucks away from getting the overtime on credit? Oof! What a fucking L for the toe today. This was not another win for the time. Oh, it was not. This was a we stole $50 from ourselves just to make this look like a not fucking bad. Can't say the word loss. Just to make it look like a not fucking

bad. Professional broadcaster Aaron Ibbolt everyone. It's strange how they're not in the real. They it look like a not fucking bad professional broadcaster, Aaron, everyone. It's strange how they're not in the room. They still look like they're uncomfortable to look at each other. Yeah. Yes. Aaron never has a show where he's looking at the person he's doing the show with. It's weird. He's kind of just looking at the chat.

He wants to get the reaction out of what are people saying? What are they saying about me? So I'm stalling to see if anything comes in before we get out of here today. Yeah, okay. So I want to point that out. I haven't even watched this yet, but the thing where he does the countdown, all of this is manipulative.

All of it is he's trying to do this thing. He's like, let's start a rally. Come on guys, let's do this together. He's always trying to get people to donate money without saying, just give me money. The countdown thing is to be like a sense of urgency like five for fuck. I got to get out of this Venmo and then just sitting there afterwards and just being like, Oh, I'll just stall. Maybe more money will come in.

And yes, I'm stalling to see if anything comes in before we get out of here today. Then why count down the seconds? Then what's the point of that? Like I said, I woke up today going, this this was this is good. We're starting 50 months ahead We're okay. I didn't watch this shit. I told you this is not his mind all the time went to bed last night thinking sweet We already got 50 bucks towards the morning. This is gonna be easy peasy and What a way to live. I know you say this is the coping part of the show, but how does he feel good about himself?

How does he? He doesn't. How does he sleep? He doesn't feel good about himself. He's an anxious guy, you can tell by his body language. Yeah. He's anxious, he's not having fun. John was having fun.

I thought we put in a good effort. I thought it was an awesome show. I thought we did a good job Okay, has he ever thought it wasn't an awesome show It's Johnny crutches a crib. I don't really understand the I don't know the origin of his name. Is he a cripple? Yes Yeah, I see otherwise his facial expressions make me think he could be the next dick van dyke make me think he could be the next Dick Van Dyke. So it's got that going for him. The next Dick Van Dyke. Turd burglar says is Johnny fired? No, I take responsibility for this one. I take full responsibility for today's show. If I thought I MSO is saying do the overtime anyway, if I thought we had any chance of hitting today, I would, but we don't. What? He makes all these rules. So the rules, if he gets within 50, he'll do another 30

minutes on credit and keep begging for money for the next 30 minutes. And so that's a rule that he made. And now it's supposed to be off the air by now because it's over four hours and the guy's like, we'll just do it anyway and see how much money it makes. Nope. Because you guys aren't giving me enough money. So I didn't think you're going to start giving me money, but he's still sitting there in the show. Yeah, I see how much longer this goes for You got to know when people want you to move on and fuck off We lost today. We took an L people want you to move on and fuck off. There's still people watching the show Theoretically, I would imagine poor people

There's yeah, all the pores of course, but there's people watching the show. So what does he mean by that? As we know, our L's usually take care of themselves. Eventually, if you're watching the show later and you take pity on us, then throw us a couple bucks. Approachable says, fuck it. I'll make a deal with you. If you do the overtime I promise I will not throw in the 30 Thanks, buddy, well, I hope you guys are getting you kids some good shit for Christmas at least I do hope it's going towards that Thank you very much. Are you you hope that they're spending their money on themselves and their family? Oh, yeah Yeah, that's probably a good idea good use of your money. I would imagine

Just give it to a guy who begs for it twice and three times a day now Honey, you're gonna be on it too. Yes, sir. All right. I will see you guys again at four I like the plug at the ad he's like, huh, we fucking suck. We got our asses kicked. No one cares about us John you're on a team today Tune in tomorrow people can see people see more of you in a couple hours. Oh At two I thought he said you're on to this. I'm very nice. No, hopefully we can knock out that one 50, but I think we're going to be running a tab on steel toe shortages this week. Talk to you later. Have a great rest of your day. I'll lick my wounds and come back at four.

All right. So art, the clown to on Reddit put together a, a new Beggy monster character. There's a nice little fun filter overlay thing on Aaron's face here. We're getting our fucking dicks kicked in to 10 away from today's goal. Stream labs, PayPal, Venmo, super chats, rumble rants, etc. Officially, this would be pity donations because if you're not watching this, how would you describe it's almost like a Grinch kind of face with a Santa hat on. Yeah.

But also like some big wacky ears coming out. John Gobble con. Yeah, a goblin. Yes. Another version of the Beggy ears coming out. John Gobble kind. Yeah, a goblin. Yes. Another version of the Beggy monster coming out. Poor blind Mike. Poor John Gobble. As we we have to admit, at this point, we haven't done a good enough show to coax you out of your money.

So at this point, we haven't had a good enough show to coax you out of your money. This is how he actually thinks about it. Yeah, it's crazy. Would just be pity donations keeping steel toe afloat. But we're an hour away from the end and we're still over $200 away. Merry Christmas, healthy animal. She's not good. You got a little pity in your heart for the toe.

Throw in a big chunk and let's see if we can get this thing knocked out. Still nothing in PayPal, nothing in Venmo, nothing in Streamlabs. Oh whatever you can do for free to help our show out because obviously we need to draw more people. Oh man. Well it's nice of you to give him this publicity for free. Yeah I'm happy to oblige for that. I'm sure I'll get more viewers from it because people want to watch him beg for the goal and miss it because it is pathetic and hilarious. And I actually have a parody sign that came in from the editor Mr. Magenta teaming up on this one this is now if you recall nick ricada has been trolling aaron since the uh the incident where they were wife swapping and swinging and and whatnot so it's about that Welcome to the smell of Nick's Just Stains April whispered he's bigger than you

The cuckold tears that cry they call your name And when your kids were starved at cooked food We spent the springtime always going down Wish your cocaine would never run out You said please fuck my wife without a sound And I said I'd fuck my life up just for clout Swallowed you cum like there was a drought Remember Aaron's dick

You held it in your head Explored our hate of glitz I remember your dick Through our swinging nights Through every coke-fueled ice I wanna hear you say I remember your dick Oh, whoa We got to share our hard cocks, too bad it had to fade.

And through it all, my naked twistering a lady! I hope it don't happen again! Thank you very much, Mr. Rejected. At the end of their third grade together,. It's a good team over there. Before we move on from Aaron Imholt, Nick Mullen was talking about Nick Ricada. So Nick Mullen formerly a come down now Anna Friedland show. He was on Dan Soder and on Dan Soder show. I just, I love that this story has gone so big that even the more mainstream guys have to address it. Yeah. So there's a guy on YouTube that he's like a YouTube lawyer.

Okay. Who do you know the story already? Oh, okay. He was like a, you know, he's like a lawyer that the gain some following on YouTube because you I like dance odor a lot. I love Nick Mullen, but the couch thing just does not work I feel like so uncomfortable sitting on a couch when they're podcasting you just got to get a chair Yeah couches are just not a comfortable thing to broadcast from that's like watching football great How a couch guy when it comes to that?

Covered the Kyle Rittenhow. He would like live stream the Kyle Rittenhow's try. Here's what's going on He's like breaking down like ESPN That was the Amber Heard trial too. Got it And then I guess his thing was he would like have a glass of scotch on scrim stream you know you drink his scotch and like do his stream and talk about legal stuff and But I would imagine prior to this he was a guy that was he lived in Minneapolis He's like fucking you know he's got a family lawyer Upper middle class guy it goes away, and then like got famous on YouTube Mm-hmm, and then he would have his glasses gotcha, and then I there's I just saw a clip

It's like a 45 second long clip and the first one is him a couple years ago where he's like. He's got the drink He's like it's not a good choice or a bad choice It's just a choice You know if you can't control it don't drink because I guess it's in response to someone like hey you drink a lot Yeah, you're a glass of scotch every case dude two cases a day, and then it cuts us to him. I guess recently He's lost a hundred pounds. He's like fucking like like I mean he looks like he's unfaithful You know he's like completely fucked up, and I guess it's like he He got arrested the police found like a whole ounce of cocaine It's like kids tested positive for cocaine him and his wife got arrested so this guy got famous there was another YouTube couple living with them, and they were all fucking each other

I gotta find this but that's what it's fascinating. Thank you dance owner a couple years ago This probably would have been a bonfire subject, right? Oh for sure. They'd be following all of this like they did Corey Feldman It's like but it's like it's crazy because it's fucking YouTube Well, like some guy got like some guy got like, you know I got a hundred thousand people watching my stream and then he just goes casino I mean like it's like that's what that's what happened, you know that used to make I mean like it's like that's what that's what happened and you know that used to make Dude, I'm fucking yeah, but people that used to make music. They would get like that kind of pussy Yeah, now you see them go like well. We don't have that anymore

It's the thing with that even like you put you're sitting in your house still It's like you have a little bit more money, but it's like something about just that exposure you're like well, I guess I got to be a drug addict and have a Third I'm gonna watch this I gotta find this guy. That's it's fascinating because you don't know what like especially now with internet celebrities like a YouTube thing you watch them when they're regular and you cheer for them and you go like Look at this guy. This guy's doing it and you don't realize as the years go on you're like, he's a different person now Yeah, yeah You guys make it like three million dollars a year from just sitting in there drinking scotch being like I say the guy

Did kill him? Yeah prosecute. Oh, they all change penis got cut off by house Yeah, but he brought everyone together people don't know yet. I was still waiting for this big reveal Thank you doom for pulling that clips and I could find that that's very funny Like to see I can see these guys react to some of these stories and not Nick got a pretty accurate For the most part. I don't know why he cares two words into the explanation whether the producer has heard this story with no details Yeah, but I think I think what happened was because yeah, Nick just goes. Yes. There's a lawyer on the internet I think someone got eager like whoa yeah yeah like nodding their heads he's like do you know about this it's like no i don't know what you're talking about but

just trying to be enthusiastic trying to support you guys because yeah i picked up on the same thing i'm like he hasn't even said anything yet hasn't said a name yet or anything there's a lot of lawyers on youtube but you know what else there are a lot of on YouTube is losers David Collins, we've talked about stuttering John before. Very accomplished actor and comedian. That's correct. He's got all the credits in the world and writer most successful guy to come out of the Howard Stern show. Aside from all the other guys who are way, way more successful than him, but nevermind that John recently was again a substitute school teacher and he claimed because he was in traffic court on Zoom in the classroom. As one does. And Cardiff discovered this and outed him for this. And he claims that he resigned before this even happened.

He already put in his notice because they weren't paying him enough money. And then we played a clip where it sounded like maybe he was forced to resign. And I started getting confused because I thought, well, no, you already resigned because you weren't making enough money. And so you didn't care. You told him when you didn't care if they called the school because you already quit. But then he's down with Pat Dixon. And it sounds to me like things went down a little differently. Part of this, like, you know, this part of your life and stuff. And I, I think how much you love doing it. Well, I did, but I had to resign. I didn't have to resign. I did resign because I just had had enough. Whoops. Whoa. The truth wants to come out sometimes. See, you loved teaching those kids. I

did. But then I had to resign. Part of this, like, you know, this part of your life and stuff. And I didn't get to know much. You love doing it. Well, I did, but I had to resign. I didn't have to resign. I did resign because I just had had enough after with that potato did trying to just get, I mean, trying to get me fired and, and then Brennan and everyone telling to call the school, the school don't need this shit. So when they called me, while the cop was over, the fat fuck to go and check on my cats, because they got a fucking animal domestic services on me.

And I just said to the woman, she's so sweetheart. I said, Joyce, you know what? I resign. Okay. I don't need this. I resigned. You guys don't pay enough anyway. I'm done. Goodbye. That story changed a lot, didn't it? Yeah. I don't need this. I resign. You don't pay enough anyway. I thought it was the pay was the first thing and why you resigned. Yeah. He had given his notice. Yeah. Wednesday was going to be his last day. Nobody just got caught lying twice

He can't help himself. It's hard to keep lies going especially how many he has I'm starting to think this guy's on track to have sex with his mother How do you mean he's being harassed online to deranged pointies the next Christian channel is how I say see yes Christian point. He's the next Christian. Oh, he's how I say, yes, Christian. And it's very possible because he mistakes his wife and his mom all the time. He calls his mom, his wife a lot back when he's back home in New York. It'll happen again over the holidays. I'm sure. So he just let this slip that he was forced to resign and people are wondering like, why would you be forced to resign as an substitute teacher? But then someone on point devil point this week, one of the chatters brought up something that makes a lot of sense.

He could have done this through a temp agency. And so the temp agency are the people who represent john. And so john didn't want to get fired, because then he can't get placed anymore with the temp agency. if he resigns then the temp agency could find other gigs for him Something like that must have gone down. It doesn't make any sense. Otherwise, they just be like you were doing a zoom call For court during the classroom. What do you think you can't do that? It's why we have substitutes People can actually pay attention to class while they're there So then the next day he comes on of his shell and he starts doing damage control on this.

Now I resigned from Lee County. That's a fact, Jack. I resigned because the pay is shit, but it doesn't mean that if I wanted to go back, I could. But the point is I don't so he resigned but he could go back if he wants to which tells me he can't also I'm starting to think that when he says that's a fact Jack it's actually not a fact yeah it's actually a lie that he's making up and he misspoke anyways because he said

it doesn't mean that I could. I know. The truth is always coming out. It has, it wants to. It's trying to all the time. Okay, so this is another thing that he admits while talking to Pat Dixon because John is leaving the devil verse. The 31st is his last day.

He keeps talking about it. We're two weeks out and he lets this slip yeah that's another thing that's gonna be fun like not having to worry about you know not having to rely on super chats to pay your mortgage what not having to rely on super chats to pay your mortgage now Pat picks up on this right here and now Johnny starts backtracking What are you gonna do? I mean, I don't my my WGD a pension handles that This is what happens when he has a live guess he's not just talking to the camera Yes, a lot of lies come out when he's talking. Especially a guy, Pat Dixon, who I think he admires.

And so he's trying his best and he can't just bully him like he does Clay and Rob Saul. But John's tells when he's lying have gotten so pronounced and obvious lately. And here's a perfect example of that. The stuttering and stammering. Orgage. What are you gonna do? Well, I don't have to read. I mean, I don't, my WGD8 pension handles that.

Oh, okay, good. But I mean, you know, I'm just talking about all these other people who rely on these super chats, not me. Not the other people. rely on these super chat I appreciate it. Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying, you know, it'll be a nice You know to not have to like You know read super chats that fucking are calling me what a you know, tell me what a loser I am.

It's a tough job. It is a tough job. Right. Two bucks at a time being called an idiot is like, Oh, it's really worth two bucks to keep reading all this stuff. Not everybody can be ready to veto. Right. Pat comes on here. And Pat makes a joke about whether john is a boob or brilliant because it's oftentimes discussed especially when you're new to the devil verse and you watch this character that is stuttering John you go oh he's doing this he's doing this on purpose and so John pretends that that's what's going on here you know most people try to put you into one category of the other you know is he you see like some kind of?

Or is he a genius? Yeah So pets assessment is yes, he's a boob and Genius and so John now has to respond to that the answer is yes, right? To the latter yeah, I mean I mean, I do things. I do things intentionally to do to make me look like an idiot, but I'm doing it because it's funny. All right.

So he's now going to list examples of things that he does to make himself look like an idiot. And it's very telling because all the things that we don't pay attention to because we know he's doing them on purpose. So he's not fooling anyone. You're you're you've truly sold yourself for comedy, you know, and a lot of people don't do that. Well, I mean, from drooling, to taking my pills on the air, to eating on the air, to pretending I'm sleeping on the air. I mean, it's all fucking a show. Isn't this supposed to be entertainment?

No, John, we make fun of you for not being able to tune your guitar or play it or hitting the world's worst guitar chord ever played. Not because you're pretending to sleep on the air. We all knew you were pretending to sleep on the air. Yeah, that was the only thing out of that list that he was doing on purpose. Yeah, so he's trying to pretend this is what John does.

Like, no, no, no, I know I'm an idiot and I'm leaning into it. No, we know you're an idiot and you want to get away from that stigma so badly. You want to prove to the world that you're funny to the point where you'll read jokes that are Texted to you from dirty deeds and then if it doesn't go well you throw them right under the bus He's talking about Adam Bush right here. So Adam Bush, I guess he was on Buffy the vampire slayer

You know, I mean, but he hasn't done anything in five years I mean fucking his resume is thinner than his hairline But the point is is that he he that was that was written for me. Somebody just text me that. But I'm too honest, Pat. But if I gotta laugh, I might not have said that. That's the truth. That's the truth right there. If if Pat had been like, oh, come on, through his hairline,

Joe would not have said that he got a text from someone telling him to say that it was it wasn't till bombed that he goes, by the way, I didn't write that shit. He's like a Seinfeld character the way he laughs at himself. Yes, it's not real. But it is real. He can't stop it. He can't turn it off. So now he's threatening Adam Bush. This is wild.

This week has been going off on Adam Bush. We talked about a point, devil point where he's trying to expose. He's showing the original messages he got from Adam on Facebook, asking him to come on the show. This is all stuff that Adam admitted to immediately. First time he was on John show. The only time he's been on John show. He goes, yeah, I've reached out to you multiple times

I love the dabble verse i'm into all this sort of thing all the stuff that john's pretending to uncover adam came right out and Explained to him on his show, but john's forgotten about that. So now he's threatening adam I pity the fool that's known as adam bush I pity the fool that's known as Adam Bush. That guy has no idea what's going to happen. Zero. You know, that's what happened. Don't cross the Duke, Adam. You didn't want to listen. You didn't want to listen.

You cross the Duke. Well, it's coming. It's coming. I think I know what's gonna happen. Nothing. Yeah, that's my guess. What an asshole. He's constantly threatening people. And he's really changed his tune because Adam went on his show and then Adam came on WATP and this was John's original reaction thoughts on Adam Bush being on a W ATP. What do I give a shit? I mean, I don't care. I don't own the guy. Let him do whatever he wants. He's a big Dablin verse fan. So let him enjoy it. You know, have his fucking 15 fucking minutes as Andy Warhol would say, I don't give a shit. any Warhol would say, I don't give a shit. And I was thinking about the top 10 bands.

Joe, what happened? How come all of a sudden now he's mad at Adam Bush? And before, he's just like he said he's a fan of the devil. Of course, he's going out on the people show. I don't care whatever. And I was the dabble verse. Well, this is what's bizarre about John is he never ever learns his lesson. Adam Bush is beloved by everyone. Yeah, everyone. When animals on a show, I'd see all the notes that come in. He's gonna be on WTP before Christmas. I'm excited

about that. I still have the notes to come in. I was like, Oh, we love Adam. Everyone loves Dr. Steve universally adored. Absolutely. And those people that John decides to go after, I'm going to ruin their life. Like, well, I wouldn't do that if I were huge. It's not a smart move. It's why you're the villain. And just always going like people make me out like the bad guy because you do shit like this because you are the bad guy. He's also a clown because I'm so happy to say he's working on his one man show. I think he's getting some confidence now that he can write jokes again and come up with stuff. So he's got a new parody song. These workshops.

Did you see any of this yet? No. Okay. This is exciting. This is him working out a brand new parody song and he's singing along to a karaoke track. The problem with that is that a lot of times karaoke tracks have the backing vocals on them, especially on a chorus so that you know, the harmonies are there and you can sing along with that when you're doing a parody that doesn't work, especially when you have the devil they seem. They lie in great I'm sure it's hilarious. I just can't tell what you're singing there in Jenny boy

Yeah, do I can't wait for his one-man show. I think that this is what he's working on right now That's why he's all of a sudden creating again. I fucking hope so writing songs. This is amazing Who told him he can sing? That's a great question Da Vinci. I thought he had a be harmonized well Yeah, oh, yeah, if you could make out every fifth word or so, sound like he was killing it. So then he lowers the volume, and now we get to hear what the chorus is, thank God. Before I'm gone,

look at the creep boys thinking ladies, yay, straight way, got more bills and views today, as they grip away. Look at the pussy boy making up lies just so they can see if that's why I can grip away. A lot of syllables, a lot of syllables, a little shoehorn, he's a little off on the rhythm. And what happens is there's a breakdown later in the song. And John is going to fuck this up

so badly, but pretend that it's because of the backing track that's fucking him up as if we have no idea how bad he is. Get these boys make up lies. the chorus in there. Hey, you started in the wrong spot is what happened right there. They just like, Oh, it's this chorus that's fucking me up. It's going on. No, I saw what happened. You're bad at this. When you record a parody song and then play it or something rather than try to sing it live.

You know, next week for drive time David Collins, I've been preparing on the piano, the accompaniment and I'll be practicing the duet this weekend, we're gonna be doing a live performance because I think people appreciate the live music more now when we do a song parody and David Collins 30 minute hour show. So it's pre recorded and that's fair when it comes to a parody song. but people do love a live performance And you can find that next week drive time David Collins 7 30 a.m. Eastern on the blind mic project

I'm glad you brought that up I wanted to promote that for you because not only do you have your own YouTube channel people should Definitely check out and we did talk about that that is at David Collins show on YouTube But you're also on the blind mic project YouTube channel Wednesday morning 730 a.m. Right every week including Christmas and New Year's Day and Christmas. We're gonna be doing a live song performance Which we're all really looking forward to who isn't looking forward to that. I'm gonna get up early for it. I'm excited about that Okay, so now because the backing track was fucking up

He's like I'll just do this acapella and I'll figure this out. And what's great here is we don't get to see this very often. We get to see him actually workshop something in real time. We get to watch the process. This is John writing a song parody, but all the time they just grip. Yeah. But it won't be long before I'm gonna look at the creepers, Pinky and lady K shit way.

You got more bills to pay as they grip the way. All right. Shit way. Shit way is got a little off to be so both there. Let's see big bills to pay. Hilarious. Bill built bills to pay. OK, that's that's better. You know, sometimes parody stars have jokes in them. Josh is like calling people pussy boys and Lady K and shit.

Way is like, you know, we've heard all of that material. What else you got? Yeah, that's been done. Look at the creep bars, pinky. Look at, look at the creep bars. Pinky. Don't even need an end there. No, you don't. Look at the creep bars. Pinky lit. Look at the creep bars, pinky. Look at the creep bars. Should I just do a podcast where you watch me pull clips? Or I'm just watching this show and I'm like, oh, that's kind of interesting. What if I grabbed Look at the creepers. Like, should I just do a podcast where you watch me pull clips? I'm just watching. So like, oh, that's kind of interesting.

What if I grabbed a Rick and Morty thing to put on the end of this? He's flexing to us. Oh, you think that's what's going on? Yeah, this is he really thinks that he's showing us the process. This is what a writer does because I was excited about this. This is my favorite segment of John Show. I played a long time watching him try to like see what he thinks is a creative at work.

Frankly, this makes me very uncomfortable. How relatable this is. I would never do this in front of a camera. Look at the creepers like Lady K take out pinky there. Yeah. Okay. Look at the creepers like look at the creepers like Lady K take out Pinky there. Yep. Okay. Look at the creepers like, look at the creepers. Like Lady K, she ways got big bills to pay.

They gripped away. As they gripped away. Look at these pussy boys make up lies. Just so they can feed their fat wives and grip the way. And when I'm double verse. And when I'm double, okay, thank you. And when I'm double verse free, I can't wait for them to lose me. They can't grip off me when I'm not here to use me

There we took that out to use me It's incredible this is fascinating yeah, it's a child writing a parody song Because it doesn't fit, but it's also just not funny or interesting in any single way. Does he think he's getting laughs from this? No, but he's impressed with himself. He is. I have one more clip of him working this out. Look at these pussy boys make up lies just so they can feed their big fat wives and grip the way. I'm not really saying that they have fat wives of course

comedy of the whole routine pretty good come on Odin you're calling her wives fat he's like by the way not all their wives are fat just want to point that out oh okay fuck so that was uh john writing his new parody song i can't wait for theman show. He's got to incorporate music into it Someone's pointing out. He's almost like a modern Joe Piscopo Where Joe Piscopo was so enthralled with himself? He couldn't help but like over perform and he's singing and he's dancing and he's doing impressions. He's telling jokes like it's kind of John Joe Piscopo is a little bit more talent He's telling jokes like it's kind of job

Joe Piscamo is a little bit more talent John's an old-fashioned performer. Yes. Is he also the same youtuber that did the 13 octave voice 10 15 years ago? I don't think he is now Pretty sure he did not he's not that good of a Now, one more thing I want to play from John show because Chad's patron was taken down and Chad claims that John's the one who struck his Patreon. And John says there's no way when baby fat. So is grifting you saying I struck his Patreon. Now let me tell you folks, I have never been on baby fat. So's patron ever, ever. You could look at my computer history. Never have I been on there. We can. Yeah. John, please show us your browser history.

You just said we can, you have to share your browser history with us. Give me your login. I'll log into your Chrome and look at it because he just said we can if it's gonna prove that he's innocent I don't know what he has to hide What an idiot he's such a child. You could even ask my mom or look at my history I can't do either of those things. I don't talk to your mom. I don't have access to your computer and This is proof. I I've been saying this for a few weeks now Everything John does if you go, oh, he's six still, he's six years old.

You go, okay, now it makes sense. Otherwise it seems crazy. Here is a perfect example. John is a six-year-old child still. I swear on my life. I did not, no fingers crossed. I did not strike him. He swears on his life I did not no fingers crossed I did not strike him he's worth out of life and he just showed his hands his fingers were not crossed was he the wife in the Truman show what the fuck does he think that proves right there I will get

I got a Bible right here hold on we'll get my Bible approved you. I'm not lying Never ceases to amaze me. Hope you guys enjoy John being a child. Yeah I was gonna say I don't say much but um, I was speechless after that. I know I was thinking the same thing I'm like, I might just let this play. There's not much we can add to it It's so embarrassing for him I'm singing on the way home, but I'll be thinking what were the words before lady K I can't remember yeah look at the dues paya who has bills to pay and there's a guy who's gay that I say Just do it Hey

Let me rewrite that part. I don't want to call him gay Because we've done so much today But I am happy to inform you that it's now time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is part of the show we play come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts People get very excited about it. It's everyone's favorite part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts people get very Excited about it. It's everyone's favorite part of the show. I can't blame them because it's Eternal hope and optimism you go we've seen this show. This was great. It's fantastic David Collins was on we love David Collins when they show but could the next show be even better and Then you hear a clip and you go, it could be, I can't wait for this

next episode of where these podcasts and that's why it's everyone's favorite part of the show. I said it before, you watch Jerry Springer, you're standing up, you know, Jerry, Jerry. And then at the end they go on tomorrow's episode of Jerry Springer and you go, holy shit, that's going to be even better than this episode of Jerry Springer. Martha sent the DVR for Jerry Springer. There's going to be a fight tomorrow. We got to see it. And I feel like people feel the same way about these amazing teasers. This is the show that we'll be reviewing trucker. Andy will be over. Lucy type box. We'll be checking in on this.

We'll be checking out this Welcome back to petty crimes the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non crimes I'm Griff. I'm Kira What the hell's up Kira? Hey Griffy? Not much it has been so nice to have you in Los Angeles. Oh guys, it's been so good. Feels like old times.

Yeah. It feels like how petty crimes started back in the day, two and a half years ago. We're going on hikes. We're talking shit. We're talking some shit out of our asses and we're loving it. Yeah, sometimes out of our mouths too, but yeah, it's it's just nice. This is petty crimes podcast, a suggestion from porn stash J in our discord and looking forward to checking in on that. We have done a true crime show in quite some time, although I guess that's not a true crime show. Show about true crime that isn't crime. What a premise. What is that? Just civil

suits? I don't know. That's a teaser for you. I've got to find out a civil suit podcast. That'd be fun. It's kind of what we do here. Actually. I don't hate to be. I think about it. Good point. We do have Annie is here to join us. I want to bring her up. Annie, what's going on? Oh, hello. Good to see see everyone today good to see you too. Unfortunately cars on vacation, so we don't have a game today Is that right? That was my favorite when I get to interact with the Cardiff electric again I only get to see him twice a year Unfortunately David Cardiff is on a cruise ship for potatoes You've heard of gay cruises

How about a starch cruise? the gayest kind yes, so Cardiff cannot join us. He didn't make a game for us today, but I want to thank you David for Listening to this full-length radio show twice through well I like to be prepared and I was and I was very informed and I learned a little bit You know I it was outside of my comfort zone, which is always healthy, too I appreciate that you're you're are you a sexual you're not a fan of intercourse Oh, I do very well, but I think everybody needs to keep those things private. Okay. I appreciate that

I'm going to clear that up. I should have asked sooner actually He's just like you girls vaginas. I was like what's he talking about? I'm not the one. You know I could ask you you said oh aren't these toys only when you're by yourself well, Carl I could show you if you know you could talk about that after the show Well, we were talking about shy we have a what toy anyway. We don't have to Rehash any of this I want to talk about where people can find David Collins and of course the David Collins 30 minute half hour show, right? Well, this week we're going to be putting out David Collins, 30 minute half hour award show, which I still need to follow up on you. You owe us acceptance. Oh, you got David. I'm the worst. Yes. I'll get out of that immediately. And besides that,

that's going to be a great show there. David Collins, 30 minute half hour award show. And then we do David Collins, 30 minute half hour show. you have guests lined up, and we love that show, and wanna continue that going into the new year, and really looking forward to it. Plus, every week, Wednesday at 7.30 a.m. on the Blind Mic Project, you can find Drive Time David Collins, and call in through the Discord,

or just engage in the live chat there, and we go through different things, and it's a live call-in show, as we do water cooler talk in the morning, a senior grill instructor call-in segment, 7.15, we do do card breaks every week and then we have something fun to wrap up the show ending with Dylan from somewhere calling in excellent well we'll be tuned in and we appreciate you coming on the show and boy what a treat doing your due diligence and yes I owe you something and you just reminded me I need to get that done and I apologize

I like to keep a pen and paper in front of me. I hope you do the same. I don't That's why I'm here. Yes so David we're gonna listen to some voicemails read some reviews. I will let you get out of here You've given us two hours of your time and I appreciate that Perfect. I will sneak out. I'll listen to these voicemails tomorrow, but thank you so much Annie We've never met but I hope you have a great day, and producer Chris, a great weekend too.

Everybody have a great rest of your Wednesday. Happy Wednesday. It was a pleasure to meet you. You too, all right, cheers. Please join us again next time, it might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well everybody.

Starting in the must-fits of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Annie, do we have any new reviews that came in? Yeah, I got two new ones. The first one comes in from JSAW or JS Delon.

So bad, un-listenable, these losers should stop. Please stop. that sounds a lot like a one star review to me am I crazy? No, they they brought you to stop Carl. They don't like you all right fair enough Five stars people please help us out we need more five star reviews This next one comes in from main loop this podcast in a nutshell The hosts roast a podcaster with mental problem podcasters mental problems kick in podcasters react to host host makes fun of the reaction and the cycle continues Gosh, this person's got it all figured out. I know sounds like a five-star to me Yeah, they do like the show. All right, very good

That is the formula right there. Well thank you, Annie. Of course, you can find Annie on YouTube at What's Dash This Dash Game. Absolutely. You can find Dylan from somewhere over there. He is my co-host on that show. And the next episode coming up won't feature Dylan, but you can find it either way on YouTube. Thank you very much. Yeah. And if you need more Dylan, of course, you can check out David Collins

Absolutely making the rounds. Oh, you got a cat behind you and I think I've ever seen a cat in your place before They're usually hiding like literally right behind my chair So if I turn you can ever every once in a while see them, but yep, they're usually just hiding right off-screen I'm distracted now Let's talk about Karen Margolis remember we had the review of Karen Margolis Yep, they're usually just hiding right off screen. I'm distracted now. Let's talk about Karen Margolis. Remember we had the review of Karen Margolis. We're trying to figure out, wait, these people are comics, these two women, and that's how they make their living.

No one's ever heard of them. You can't find them online or anything. Well, there's some answers here. Hey, Kyle, I'm about seven minutes into the latest WAPP. But just so you know, Karen Margolis did date the Puerto Rican rattlesnake Luis J Gomez for a short amount of time. That's why she's, you know, the most famous. Yeah, so she was on that Legion of Skanks. His other one rap real podcast. Because yeah,

I guess they were dating. She also dated Kurt Metzger. So I guess that's why she's known as she dates comics in New York. Good way to do it. One of the ways that's a pretty good talent, I guess. Yeah, if you can do it. Gary is in Diego. As the exits the dabble verse, stuttering john is caught in another lie. This one, a few days ago he said, I've applied for my LAUSD pension and it's approved and it's substantial. Guess what? That's bullshit. He's worked a year and a half. How much of a pension can he get? And don't you have to be five years vested to get a pension?

He's bullshitting on his way out the door. That's a fact, Jack. Rock and rolla. Yeah, the pension thing for being a substitute teacher is so stupid, but that's what John's sick. So he just thinks it will believe that that's a thing. And because he's six, he thinks that the $10 that he's getting from the pension is substantial, right? Oh my gosh, I can buy all the candy at the store doom

I have a stand-up recording of Karen Margolis when she was with Chad and 14 if you want it Carl. Yes, I do want that Thank you. I want to see it's awful. It says I want to see what Karen Margolis I guess she was dating for a teamine too for a while. So yes, please. The audio of our last episode is controversial. Yeah. A lot of controversy about it. Carl the audio on this pet pet and gale review. The drill lane podcast studio, whatever the fuck their place is, that's dog shit. You should be breaking out of there, not be breaking in. I'm unsubscribing from the podcast. Go fuck yourself, Carl.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not our new permanent home or anything. Yeah, look, we're back, man. We're back, baby. I got to- Did it get fixed in post? It got fixed in post. OK, yeah, I listened to it live and it was it was tough. Yeah, the echo and stuff we fixed up.

But then there's another thing where tug from whose rice at me and now he's like, anyone listening to this with earbuds is going to want to murder you because you can hear every piece of saliva swishing around your mouth. It's like, oh, I don't like the sound of that. In Brandon's defense, I believe it's my fault because I was using whatever my stupid focus right is to bring the audio from his board into my computer and I had him crank it up because I wasn't getting a signal and then I went, Oh wait, I can do this on my end. And I think

he had a cranked and then,, wow. What are you gonna do? Things happen. Scorch is calling into the show. Hey, Carl Scorcher. Love the show. Love you. I like Chris in the week with me. Back on Wednesday was pretty fucking bad.

It's most painful thing I've probably ever listened to. I should probably get that checked out. No, God damn it. How does he talk like that? It hurts. Anyways, that was probably the worst cringe of the week I've ever heard. That was that was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week.

That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the week. That was the worst cringe of the he talk like that? It hurts. Anyways, that was probably the worst cringe of the week I've ever heard. That was definitely as Chris put it, cringe of the year. It was entertaining though. Can't fault you there. All right. It was definitely cringe worthy for sure. The welfare check on these cats

that John had to endure. Hey, so regarding the welfare check on John's cats, the fact that he did ostensibly receive some sort of fine really speaks to me. I work animal control and you're not going around finding people unless there's some sort of infraction. So it's really making me wonder what the hell was going on there. The most innocent thing I can think of is maybe like the cats weren't current on their vaccines or something, but usually animal control doesn't really care that much about cats versus dogs.

So I think it's probably a groceries thing. I think he probably was not keeping them, with access to food or water or something like that. It's it's definitely got my wheels turning here. I'm curious what that's actually about. That's interesting. I was wondering about that too. Were you admitted with 60 bucks? Well, that's what he settled on with Clay. Right, yes. Maybe it was 400 bucks. Who knows?

Oh, who said 60? I like that. I remember it's not a good luck. No. Right. And the cop was there for a long time, because John had to go podcast, and Maureen took care of it. You would think they'd be like, yeah,

the cats are right here. Someone call them. You know, I'm a jerk off from Howard Stern shows people fuck with me they were there for a while could you imagine if we could foyer request the body cam footage of that they were interviewing the cats we got to look into that that'd be amazing emergency show hey this message is for gay Carl. Yep. God damn.

I cannot believe you just admitted that you made a whole night out of drinking hard Mountain Dew. That's not true. I want to be clear. I'm not making fun of you for drinking hard Mountain Dew. I'm not that all that's gay. No, that's fine. Look, I drink gay drinks all the time.

That's cool. But admitting on air that you and your brother and your family or whatever that you you went out bought some hard Mountain Dew and thought oh man we're gonna make a whole night of this invite some people over let's have some hard Mountain Dew come on man what did you play board games and shit and drink hard Mountain Dew and listen to Christmas Carol okay sorry I'm turning into this is like turning into a John insult Just do it don't call me back LG LG be

LGBT Q plus did I not explain this after the Gary Hoey concert? Drew came back to our Airbnb and me and my brother. We were hanging out the kitchen chatting and We had hard Mountain Dew that we got from Instacart in the fridge. We offered a journey Drake one It wasn't a hard about it. It wasn't a hard about new party Yeah, it doesn't sound like a party at all. It wasn't a party at all. We were just I Was drinking a beer cuz I'm an adult man does they have caffeine it doesn't oh I was gonna say no neither does the Monster ones

which is why they're like mid like if I don't think they can sell them with caffeine anymore because they're like the four locos or whatever people were dying from them or so for locos aren't drinkable anymore the Monster alcohol is not that good and the Mountain Dew alcohol is not that good unless you love the flavor of Mountain Dew. But you know, whatever. Right. My brother does love the flavor of Mountain Dew.

So he was very excited about it. But it's interesting that they banned Four Loco, like you said, because that caffeine and alcohol. But you can go to a bar and get a Red Bull and vodka anytime you want. That's fine. Jack and Coke. How about that? It's weird how that works. King of Portugal calling in. Hey guys, King of Portugal here. Thank you Carl for letting me close the show. I really appreciate being the last voicemail. And filling your question, how did I find WATP? Believe it or not, Yuzi. How did I find Yuzi?

Now that's the interesting story. Cheerio! Thanks Yuzi! Thanks for being the gateway drug to WATP. We appreciate you buddy. He's typing in the discord. What's he gonna say? As we speak.

Hello Capital Records, this is Stuttering John. I'd like the lotation for you. Let's do it. speak. They call me the dambler I call myself the duke My ex married a black guy and it makes me wanna puke So I use red bull beer and benzo Red bull beer and benzos every day. I used to work for Howard. I used to work for Jane. I'm overdue for a shower.

And my children are all gay. So I use Red Bull beer and benzos. Red Bull beer and benzos, Red Bull, beer and benzos, Red Bull, beer and benzos every day. As an AR guy from Capital Records, I say, sir, we need to write up a contract here. Thank you very much, Capital Records. I'll see you from you soon. Yes, you will. Our people will be in touch with

your people. Great stuff. Hey, Carl. This is off the off topic. The Celsius is the worst temperature scale. If you're talking about weather, it's the worst temperature scale. If we're talking about science experiments, sure, go ahead and do your dumbass little science experiments in Celsius. I'll do them too. I don't care. But for whether the UK, what the hell are y'all even doing? Y'all just trying to be stupid. Oh, let's use Celsius. I'll give y'all kilometers. Nah, fuck kilometers. Anyway, Celsius is stupid. A lot of controversy over the metric system. Give me a lot of good points.

He did make some good points. Hackleboro says is there going to be a worst of the year show? We should do that. You sent me a note about that. What day is New Year's? Well, yeah, we'll talk. Okay, we'll figure it out. We'll be back.

We'll get it. We'll get something figured out, I'm sure. We're good like that. We always come through. Oh, Jesus, Carl, this fucking fucking ton guy what a crybaby crybaby alert anyway love you love the show don't call me back everyone has problems with me you have to cry about it you crybaby that last show on the radio that drew found was fantastic. That was my favorite part of the episode was crying.

They just like listen to the PLJ and I'm a part of it. Like, oh, fucking losers. Carl, this is crash. Awesome. The Canadian crash. Awesome. You're back. Did you see awesome the Canadian crash awesome you're back did you see Pierre Trudeau was accused by a ten-year-old that she was his sex slave he was the former Justin's father and you know Justin he's on the the the Epstein flight log and then we have Cardiff he talks about duzzling loads all the time. That's true. I'm moving to Rochester, Carl. Canada sucks. Yeah, Canada is a problem. Crash Awesome. You are welcome here in Rochester. The City of Lights, they call it. They do?

No. Oh, okay. One more message from Boaterguy69, Colin. Hey, this is a message for Boaterguy69. Oh, no, it's four. Sorry, sorry for motor guy. Hey, this is a message for motor guy 69. I have a question. How many SEC championships and world three championships that you go off one zero exactly shut the fuck up you British communist. You you bring us some good points. Those Brts have not won any world series championships Take that boner guy. All right. Well, this is fun

Thanks for being here producer Chris. Thank you. This is for us Happy birthday To you Okay, bye yes I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I think we are. That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr