Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep589 - Tipsy Tuesday feat. Joe Matarese

Episode Date: January 19, 2025

We went out to see the 93.7% Italian Tour starring Joe Matarese. After a breakdown of some of the funnier moments from the show (spoiler: it wasn’t the jokes) we check him out on a podcast from earlier this month. Dena Blizzard invited him on her show to find out if 93.7% is a real statistic. Trucker Andy is in studio and Anthony Cumia hops on to figure out if Joe can create that viral video that’s going to launch his career. We get an update on Christy Love, the porn actress who hosted a podcast with her husband until he was arrested for SA against his younger sister. Scorch had a very special episode of PFG-TV where he announced his new venture in 2025. Speaking of new careers, Opie is building his new OpieUnleashedNYC channel by walking around Manhattan and getting triggered by the name Jim Norton. Chad Zumock went to Stuttering John’s house when John wasn’t home and as a result comedy gigs were canceled, police were notified, and feelings were hurt. After John’s latest Cameo we wrap it up with another round of To Catch An Alien, a soft teaser, Internet News, and your voicemails.  Anthony Cumia’s show - https://censored.tv/ Trucker Andy’s show - http://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle by using our link – magicmind.co/watpshowjan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Someone had told Joe to reach out to Vinnie Paulino cause Vinnie books for the Rickles room at the comedy club here. And so he reached out and this was months ago. And Vinnie said, sure, man. And so he played last night. He's got a sold out show tonight. Very exciting. And so I just want to run down. I took notes throughout the show. We were all sitting at the same table and we were enjoying ourselves quite a bit. So I want to run down a few things. First off, before the show starts, someone, it might have been Vinnie. I forget who someone told me. They're like, dude, Joe just brought up. He asked. He requested a chair with a back on it, like a stool with a back on it, because he put up these giant signs on the stage that were like his jokes

So I went ahead and took some photos of That because that was pretty wild. Let me start with with this is just the room right here They have a nice background, but he does a nice job for the comics making them feel welcome So it's got the you know, the Joe Mattariz in the Rickles room, the 93.7% Italian tour that we were there to see. There's the closeup of it. So after the show, I went up and took a couple of photos of, uh, of this. So this is, if you're not looking at this, if you're just listening to the show, these are very big boards that are like dark with white writing on them all caps and it has things on here like Mary Opp fat friend PhD barbecue. He did do that one community college. He did that bit Italian boat. He did that bit

in boats he did that bit Matt to resee he definitely did a lot of these Mr. B said Joseph Bessie say I would have got late in fourth grade if I got by just about 30 say baseball porn whatever that is yeah we didn't get to that one

it looks like it looks like a mom and pop ice cream shop menu like somebody just wrote today It's rocky road and whatever so it's very awkward most people just have it on their phone or a napkin Sitting on a stool very non It doesn't distract the audience. This is completely insane He's got rocky was my mentor didn't get into his Rocky impression.

I thought he was going to for a minute there. Not nearly enough. He mentioned Rocky too and I was like, Ah, let me down. Not to jump ahead too far, but he did stumble a few times and forgot what he was doing. Oh yeah. Do you think these notes could confuse him a little? Yeah, because they're not even alphabetical.

It's all over the place. There's a lot of things and this aren't even all of them There's a couple more on the other side new Joe Jesus. He's got yacht rock roofy wife Wait a minute. There's a set list Some picking college daughter volleyball. Oh wife no patience hot tea ad. He gets any of these I Don't think you ever turned around and saw the end new jokes I think he talked about his wife having very little patience with him He doesn't talks about his wife a lot So I was so excited because we're sitting down in the club. It's just a few minutes before the show is about to start

there is an opener from Buffalo coming in has been to the the comedy club before they know her pretty well and Before the show starts there. I see Joe walking up on the stage Yeah, professional comedians will Keep be reclusive in the back and build anticipation You know, I mean the rare exception to that was when Jim Florentine came and he was gonna go in the back But then he came right over and started visiting with us. Yeah, that was a sauce, right? but usually people want to Have an element of mystery so they don't reveal that they're there until they're called to the stage

Not Joe. He is milling around he's Setting up posters before the opener even comes up It was like a low-level punk band that has to set up their own gear You know they don't have roadies like what kind of bail out like our level local. Yeah, yeah, so He's treating it like that. I mean this guy's been doing it for over 30 years You would think he would have some kind of Okay, so I'm zooming in on him here, so he's up on the stage. No one even recognizes. It's him It's like this picture of the thing. There's a picture of it behind him

Who's this guy? It's going on so he's making sure he's got all of his notes situated like I was talking about those are ones behind him with His new jokes. He's got to get those just right. I don't remember remember what behind him though, so Seemed like you should have put him like on the monitors in front of them All right walking around a little bit more making sure everything's in the right place Now this is the best now. He's going back to the green room So he walks off the stage and he sees that that's an exit. He's like, oh, well, this is probably it So he walks out. No, no

That's not it All right, so he walks over he sees his curtains. He's like, oh must be back here behind these curtains. What? No, that's not it. Yeah, that's actually like all right, so he walks over he sees his curtains He's like I'll must be back here behind these curtains. What what no that's not So now he's trying to look cool again. Just scoping around the room guys nothing to see here. I like curtains What's fun about that is that his green room was the creep off recording studio where we record our podcast That is that his green room was the creep off recording studio where we record our podcast So there's a lot of W ATP posters back there And don't I get a phone call from one Vinnie Paulino last night and he goes hey Carl Guess what your brother did my brother was there at the show as well So apparently my brother's getting his photo taken with Joe and he mentioned that hey, you know, my my brother is your biggest

antagonist or something like that And then I'm like, hey, where you bringing that up, right? So then he said something to mark the guy who runs the club and then mark says something to Vinnie Like I why you fucking with Joe the guy's all paranoid now about his show tomorrow night Because he's got these people coming to his show. I'm like Yeah, to go and say something that was after the show though after the show. Yeah, yeah I don't he didn't know we were there during the show. We're in the back lucky for him. Yes You know we have a special guest here. Who's actually

He's ready to go it looks like so I'm gonna bring him on I wasn't planning on talking about his buddy Joe But Anthony Cubio, what's up, buddy? Oh my god I'm already loving it, dude Ten commandments of bits Tablets 15 jokes 10 jokes These 10 jokes Dude who does that like we've all seen comics, especially with new material.

They have their little notepad, whatever it is, if they're trying out stuff. How unbelievably distracting is it to have that shit all over the stage like that? I would be so distracted in the audience, like he'll start a bit, I would be going, oh, which one is it? I gotta be looking, trying to read which bit he's doing

Terrible it was fucking amateur hour and the guy's been doing it for years 34 years we're gonna fight seems like it seems like it was his fifth time doing comedy and coming out before he's Introduced and also he had a picture of himself, a life size picture so it he could have done the same pose. It would have it is what it looked like. It's like, oh, that's the guy. It's the same guy. You're never supposed to come out on stage before you're announced to do your your **** bit. Well,

what's funny about it is that he promotes himself as the 93.7% Italian tour. So he doesn't expect anyone to know who he is He just thinks Italians are to come out to laugh about having plastic on furniture It was like Clark Kent he wasn't wearing the sport coat Oh, right he went back to put on the the sport coat and then he's in comedy mode and every oh, that's that's the comedian So the other thing was I have something to tell you the other thing that he does that is so unprofessional is the feature act is up there doing her set and she does seven minutes or something like that and Joe's in the back with Vinnie

next to us setting up a tripod on an empty table with his phone So he can record his set and he's mumbling to Vinnie the entire time It wasn't being quiet about it all like so the woman's on stage trying to do jokes right now You're distracting everyone with this. She was also just straight. The posters were up before she got up there. She looks over She's like wow, that's a lot of words on there I can't hear what this is all about. She started reading the signs. Oh my god. He had him up there during the... Before the show started. At the end of the show he forgot her name again just wildly unprofessional just like hey does anyone remember the opening acts name oh yeah thanks Liz. He was asking the audience act's name? Oh, yeah. Thanks, Liz.

He was asking the audience. He's like, do you remember what her name was? A big round of applause for old what's her name. Everyone's been in bands. It's like when you had to open for some band and they wouldn't let you set up your drum kit. Because theirs was, it took up the entire stage. So you had to set it up on the front of the stage is the same type of

attitude, uh, with matter. It's so disrespectful. We, opening for gene weed. I was so excited to open for gene Wayne. They made a setup in front of the stage. We couldn't even fit on the stage. Hey, so embarrassing. This sucks. So he, so Joe starts This sucks. Brutal. So Joe starts off. Joe's one of these guys who, when a joke doesn't work, he blames the audience immediately.

So he starts off by talking about how he lives in New Rochelle, because hey, my wife grew up there, and the woman picks where you live. Am I right, guys? And he gets nothing. He's like, oh, you're embarrassed in front of your wives to say that, right? I'm like, no, no, no.

It's just you, Joe. Most people make more money money than their wives or they choose where to buy a house Yeah, they both choose together even before that though. He did the old Panda to the sports team the local Fuck all about worse banter ever yeah, yeah No fuck all about it. Worst banter ever. Yeah. Yeah, he did not. Comedy 101.

Yes. Yeah, he did not know very much about football. He's like, so there's a game this weekend, and it's going to be warm, right? Like, don't worry about it. No. That's fine. So then he starts calling people out.

He's always talking about social media. He's obsessed. He thinks that his career is going to live and die with social media and what he posts. He sees some old people, and he's like, social media is working. We got some, how old are you, sir? You're 80. You must have seen this on Facebook, right? He's all excited. Sounds like the Opie plan.

Yeah. Then so he's giving lessons for other comics. He does that a lot too during his set, which is very funny. He's a mentor. He gives lessons, which we're going to find out. But he says, you know, guys, when you go to an area, you want to ask the audience questions. Because he's like, what kind of cuisine do you guys have? What do you guys know? Oh God. He goes, you know, what you do is you ask questions. You never insult the audience. You never insult anything about their town or where they are. Every other comic I've seen come to this place insults

Rochester immediately and we all enjoy Yeah, yeah, and they also already have done a little research so they know What is going on in the town, but like you said he said don't insult the audience He asked what is what are we known for someone said garbage plate yep, and he says that doesn't sound very good Oh, yeah, I think he's allowing some old lady to explain the contents of it and he's earnestly like listening to it It's like this woman is doing the show for it now that happens a couple of times, too The crowd work was abysmal. Oh, he got so distracted at one point. He's talking to this woman who sells graves Oh, yeah, and and he's just having a conversation with her. Yeah, and then finally he goes. Oh, I'm sorry. Where was I guys?

Does anyone remember? Don't have to remind him the last joke he told to me get back into his act that happened at least twice as well I wish I had a laser pointer to get to his notes. Oh, you're right here Joe He probably chase after it Just I wrote down because I was just taking no I just wrote down some of the jokes that I thought were really bad like his mozzarella joke. Yes Oh, yeah, that one. You know this is the thing more Italian thing. I guess yeah Italians. They leave the vowel off Because you know do you want some much?

Pretty good stuff when Brian Regan did it right there was a lot of Retard faces I have mr. Butter faces He was talking about some guy and that happened a couple of times to well the punchline is just making a goofy face like I've seen this before we talked about the PhD barbecue so his wife's a PhD She has our friends over for a barbecue, and he says they're using all these big words. I don't understand like frontal lobes Like rattled off to three's like what else what what else is a frontal lobe I guess Okay,ious sounds good Let's see what else did he say I just wrote down the crowd workers brutal. He's like where did you go to college?

It was one of the questions. Oh, yeah I did think he was gonna just say let's go around the room and everybody say where you went to college. Oh the one he's like what's the Oh the one he's like what's the The local community college here. Yeah, somebody goes a Monroe community college You go would have been better if it started with the letter R. Yeah, someone goes MCC to goes What is the M stand for remedial? You had a joke already to go but it right my joke only works if the college starts with an R

Do you have a car? Can somebody say RIT? Cuz that would have worked for his set that's your good luck yours when I was in Jersey So Joe must have thought he's doing well because our table was dying non-stop. I just want to say yeah, we were being a little Talkative and rude, but no at one point. I don't think we were I think we're respectful The club owner is sitting by the mixing board and here's Chris and it starts cracking up at what Chris is saying just We're just shitting on him There was three shows going on at once So at the end he started doing requests Alright guys. What do you want to hear?

Oh yeah. At least you could read them off for the little things he had on stage. Yeah, people were literally like pointing at the stuff on the stage going, oh can he do that one? Yacht Rock. Yeah. Umaturice. He talks about medication a lot, of course. That's his big thing. And he's so proud of himself.

He thinks everyone should be going to a therapist and on tons of drugs. He was promoting Adderall earnestly. Yeah. You guys got to get on Adderall. You're not on Adderall. OK. It's weird.

You're going to prescribe it for us? Because sure. At one point, he started heckling himself because he was recounting a gig that he had on a cruise ship where He insisted people move closer and come down and this drunk asshole comes down and was heckling him But he's recounting it and it just turns into him heckling himself And I that was bonkers to me. Yeah He had this moment of clarity. It was this long story about this this cruciate. He called it a yacht

It's a cruise ship I don't know why I come to the yacht and he's going on and on about this gig that he had and it goes on And then at the end of story goes. I wish I had something funny to close that bit with You just did a long bit you gotta have like a big closer there all setups It just kind of fizzled out like I just kept yelling you suck. We're sitting in the back going yeah, he was right I'm sure he was drunk, but also he's making some points you know Anything else you guys picked up on or wanted to report back on we had a great time Yeah, go see Joe Matt a race if you got if he's coming to your town It's worth

Yes, it's definitely worth it nice guy. So a week and a half ago. He was on a show He's actually promoting this show. He was on a show with Deena blizzards anyone know who Deena blizzard is No, I never heard of her either But she's a comic and I guess she's been doing it for a while and she has a YouTube channel called One Funny Mother and the show Tipsy Tuesday where she drinks her wine in front of the fireplace and she brings she brings Joe on and it kind of starts on a downer. I don't know if this is the way that I would bring on a dress Joe on. Look at you. I didn't know you imploded what imploded. Oh, yeah. So I don't know you're still married.

Each other and forever. So I'm divorced. My dad passed away. I hit menopause. I started getting pellets in my butt, which is a whole conversation. What a way to start a show right there. Wow. Brings out the guest, he's like, so what, you were just saying everything's horrible in your life right now?

Let's elaborate on that to start things off. These two deserve each other. They really do. She's like alternate timeline Marissa Tomei if she was a battered wife. You're right. It looks like she did used to be pretty hot. Yeah, yeah.

You could see something was going on there. All right. She's a Jersey eight. Now, Anthony, you know about this as well as anyone, because you were on the infamous episode of Fixin Joe. Oh, yeah. Along with Jim Norton and Artie Lang. And this was yes, this was Joe's big idea where

I'll just talk about how fucked up I am and then comics can tell me or give me advice on how to do things better or whatever He picks the worst three people Bust my balls We just ripped him apart so She she asked him about his podcast. I feel like the last time I saw you, you were doing what the podcast with your cousin, right? Was it Morning Joe, Cup of Joe?

What was it? Well, everybody makes fun of me because I had so many different podcasts, but I don't have one now, but and I haven't had one for multiple years, but it but you and your cousin and he was like a psychologist Yeah, we yeah, we never did a podcast together, but we did We did live shows with the therapist on stage where the therapist would kind of sit there on stage and take notes while the comedian Was on stage and then he would psychoanalyze him and I was like the doctor drew on the show. I was the in-between Okay, I have a lot to say about this first off. He said he hasn't had a podcast in years It was just last year. He read it out that studio in manhattan

It was doing that show with the other guy And then blind mike found it started goofing out of that we did that he abandoned it immediately Because he took them all down and got scared. I even sent it for his patreon And he canceled everything on us. So that's a lie. He's just like, oh yeah, I've done one of the years I don't even look. I don't even bother looking for that. But isn't that crazy that he had this other show, it wasn't even a podcast, I didn't even know about this, where a therapist is on the stage, psychoanalyzing a comic, and then he's the Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew has medical credentials. Yes, he meant he was the Adam drew a doctor drew as medical credentials. Yes He met he was the Adam Carolla, but maybe that's what he bad. Yeah

Fuck that up, too. Okay I'm like everything he thinks about is like around therapy That's not entertainment. This is that what people enjoy those weren't the best scenes from Sopranos Those weren't the best scenes from Sopranos. No. He's trying to like, he's been trying to reinvent stand-up comedy for years. With this new idea, I'm going to do this with therapists. His special brand of comedy, the therapy thing. Just get up and tell some funny setups and punchlines.

That's it. You don't have to reinvent the whole genre. Now, Anthony, tell me, maybe you and I have talked about this before, but I think it was Dan Folato was telling me this, that when Joe first started off, he was considered one of the best comics and a rising star on the circuit. He was so quick, he was so good with crowd work,

his jokes were really funny. And then he met his wife and his wife put him on all this medication. And it's just kind of like a shell of what he used to be. Yeah. Comics should not take like psycho medications. They need to be fucked up. They need to have some kind of problems. You drug them up and they start doing what Joe's doing. Can you imagine like Rodney Dangerfield was out of Ritalin? Like I get about their respect I deserve Let me tell you my wife loves me, and I feel good about it So Joe taught

So weird so Joe taught a Stand-up class to teenagers over the summer right and got his son those that can't do yes I got his son involved to be part of this and I know you have some clothes on this But they do like whenever you do a stand-up class at the end you do like a show You know and then all the friends and family come and watch the show Joe headlined it show you know all the friends and family come and watch the show. Joe headlined it. So to set the headlight. Act as a stand-up class there,

you know your son clearly has watched you do stand up my kids have watched me to stand up. Well my they haven't seen me like crush it like I think like I had to go up at the end of the comedy school, you know because you're the head I did the dumb thing which is headline the graduation show. Yeah and my son, my wife's there and my 12 year-old daughter there and I if you want to throw a comedian off just throw family members right. You got to do it's not

good. I can't not comedy in front of my wife and 2 kids I felt totally not like my my normal self I was like all self-conscious. I want to be at that show. I want to see all these teenagers and what they learned from Joe and then watching him bomb. Does everyone get their money back after that? Like if you're a teen, Joe is a hundred years old to a teenager

and he gets up there and starts doing comedy like that. They probably have zero to relate to. They can't find like they're gonna think a pong in the 80s is hilarious. Yeah, he talks a lot about like growing up in the 70s and and the 80s and what that was like. I can only imagine him guiding another comic because he's so bad at himself. So, you know, someone is just like what is that an Irish last name? Oh great Okay, so what if you did your entire set about how you're Irish? I Don't know. I don't really care about that that much

No, you don't understand cuz there's other Irish people and then they all want to come to your show to see you tell jokes about potatoes Yeah, I don't know I was gonna make some like observational jokes about things that we all experience every day. You might be a Mick if. Andy do you have anything from that? His wife was forcing Joe's son to go to the comedy class with him. She's like you got to get a job or you got to go to the comedy class with him. I just, she's like, you gotta get a job or you gotta go to school or have some kind of recreational activity. It can't just all be Fortnite all summer long.

So Joe's dragging him along and this is by clip one. And this is how serious Joe's son was taking this comedy class. Oh no. I'm a comedian so I have to throw the family under the bus. It's funny if I'm nice about my kid right now. I think he came with me into the city in my car and was an hour late to my class because he's like, I'm going to go grab something to eat really fast, which took an hour and

10 minutes. I'm like, there's 40 pizza places on this block. Yeah. Where did you go? Yeah. Yeah. And then I remember the next week he came and he was like sleeping on the, in the middle of the comedy class. And I'm like, dude, you're killing, you can't fall asleep. These guys are pursuing their dreams.

That's what I'm listening to your set dad. I can't help but fall asleep. The, I like I said, these guys are pursuing their dreams. This guy is pursuing his dreams. Don't fall asleep in front of me. It makes me feel bad. What's yes. What's so weird about Joe's career and God bless him. He's got some fortitude. He's sticking with it, but he was on America's Got Talent. You know, he tells that whole story. He was on other TV shows

and has been on Howard Stern's show, not as the laughing stock, but because he was touring with Artie and they were buddies and they brought him on the show. And he knows all those people. And yet he's calling Vinnie Paulino to see if he can get two nights in Rochester, New York in January and play the Rickles room, the smaller of the two rooms at the Comedy Club. He's sticking with it though. I think I'd be like, well, I'll go into like insurance sales or something at this point. Oh, fuck. I forgot this. At the end, when you showed the picture that I got with him at the end of the night, there was virtually nobody left in the place. He's getting a drink at the bar. I see him there I'm just like oh, hey Joe. Thanks for coming up north, and we had a great time and He's like oh were you in the other were you in the main room? I was like no. I was at your show

He couldn't believe that actually attended his show. He thought you went to Orlando Jones That's hilarious. Yeah. I thought I chased everyone out of here. In my clip 3 though, we talked about how his son didn't respect the work that he does. Yeah. And during

COVID, there was nothing better to do than him and his daughter put on this terrible, they had like an app where you can feature your act and sell tickets to it or something like that. And this is his daughter's reaction after doing her first comedy set with her dad. During COVID, there used to be an app, I don't even think it exists anymore it was called Stage It. Did you ever hear of that one? No. It was it was popular for about three or four years and on when COVID hit it got really popular. You could basically do what you're doing right now and you could charge cover charges and people would have to buy tickets to it, which you can do now through all the social media,

but back then you couldn't do it through any social media. So her and I decided we were gonna do a sketch comedy show. We wrote sketches together and we acted them out in front of the camera and sold tickets. Of course it was, you know, all friends and family and neighbors. That's awesome. And when she was done, she goes, daddy, that wasn't fun.

You don't get the best part of being a comedian is hearing laughter. When you do this, it's like laughter as you know, his kids hate him. Now you know how I feel Sally when you fucking laughs of course it's not fun it's cavity you know when he said she and I decided that we were gonna do this no he decided yeah he grabbed her up she wanted to play fortnight or whatever and made her do this and then at the end she's just like this isn't fun. This sucks.

Not having fun. To the softest audience of your grandmother and her friends. They're charging money to these people too on top of it? It's kind of a tough time. Shaking down the family. But I guess the biggest peak of his career was when he was on America's Got Talent, and Howard Stern's there, and Howie Mandel.

And he brings his family out. So he's got his kids and his wife and standing ovation and like he said you know his son's a celebrity at school the next day and and all this stuff and Wow. Things falling off since then because he got the next appearance after he's like, yeah, I'm gonna win this of this whole thing He comes on and there's no audience there and just the four judges and they give him nothing Wow, they're in them and he was off the show after that which I get it I gotta think it's horrible for your career if like you're on television and there's celebrities hating you. Yeah clip 7 This was a mistake by me. I and there's celebrities hating you. Yeah, clip seven. Oh, do you have something?

This was a mistake by me. I picked the same act that I had planned in front of the audience. Now, anyone that's a standup comedian would probably know if you're doing standup for four people versus a thousand, you need to do jokes that are quick, right? I just did the same thing that was like this story about my wife that sucks.

I see how you got into that. But then he goes on to say that Dan Natterman, who I love and is, and everybody would agree is way funnier than Joe He didn't even have to do that version of the set They were just like you're on and we already have the middle-aged white guy who's funny So you're fucking out and they just yeah, this is either they didn't set him up. I should about the door Yeah, I have this clip. It's a little bit tedious So I'm gonna warn you

But it really does summarize Joe and even the act that we saw last night, how he gets distracted by something and he can't let it go. He can't just move on. So he's talking about America's Got Talent and there was another comic on the season that he was on who was very funny.

I was against a girl comic who was really funny and she was semi-famous. I mean, she probably did Letterman 12 times. Why am I forgetting her? She has those real misdirection type jokes. And she lives in Los Angeles. Why am I forgetting her name? She's a-

You're not talking about Tig. Not Tig. She's in the next era before Tig. I don't want to sound anti-Semitic, but Jewish woman. Oh, Judy. How dare you? He said Jew! The hard J.

Suttering John level anti-Semitism. But look at this, I'm 31 seconds into a two minute long clip. At this point you'd just be like, oh anyway, so she was in a two, she was great, so I knew I didn't have a chance, but no, watch this. Now Judy Gold, she's real misdirection. Like when I say misdirection, I mean, you know, those comedians that take you like Tom Cotter style, where they like, they do a word play to take you the other way. We know what misdirection means.

She was famous for that. She was the first comedian I ever saw that really did that misdirection Style and she was real dry not Steven Wright dry, but a little just a little more every other comics name It's misdirecting like when you say let's go see comedy, then you take me a Joe battery As opposed to the jokes you see coming a mile away She did these things they were on punch lines yeah setups punchline and the chat the chat is just throwing shit at the wall like is it this person is it this person lunatics expert actually has it I'm gonna get it yeah and she was like big

in the 90s so I was told that that was the other, she used to open for how I Mandela. It's not Sarah Silverman. One more like Jokey, like quick jokes. I know where she used to do Sarah Silverman on America's Got Talent TV show at this time. What are you talking about? A guy that I know Miriam Lisa, silver medal in America's Got Talent. General TV show at this time. What are you talking about? A guy that I know.

Miriam, Lisa and I don't know who any of those. No, that's a close one. Like a Lisa. Yeah. She's around that same time period. If you just looked up female comedians that have done Letterman 10 to 15 times, there's probably not a lot. Judy to new dough. That's an amazing. That's a guess. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. But Judy Tanooda not dry. She had a cool beauty. AHHHH

Judy Tanooda! It was Judy Tanooda, right? Gosh, yeah. So, to the rest of the story, so Finally! Finally moved on. But we were watching this last night. We just, finally moved on. But we were watching this last night.

We just get distracted on something and just go off and a while. It's just like, what are we doing? Are we just having a conversation with this person in the quarter? Now is that what's going on? Hey guy in the third row, what was I talking about? That happened a couple of times. But I think the reason why he lets himself get distracted is because he's looking for that viral moment. And, and a lot like Opie in this way. Yes.

He he's trying to capture that moment that's going to go viral and get him the millions of views and he can go on that big tour and everyone will know who he is. And then we go, Joey. If you have gray in your beard, you're never getting a viral video. No, it's just the way it is. It for the young right unless your son is fat and likes Costco Yes, my clip Catchy boom song maybe Someone just sent me their latest one. Well, I know there was a band

Have you seen this one Anthony? Oh, I have. It's huge. The Rizler is playing like the Eddie Van Halen guitar. Eddie Van Halen to state needs to sue these people. It's crazy that they would do that for me. It's drama again. It's like, I don't know how to create. That's something I haven't figured out as a comedian. It's like, I don't know how to create. That's something I haven't figured out as a comedian. It's gotta be dramatic on the internet

and have that be some thing that gets you a big following. I can't figure it out. Most of the time when we've had videos go viral, it's because I'm drunk in them. I don't know if that'll help you at all, but I was- The thing is, I've had videos go viral. You need 200 videos to go viral. I've had some that have, you know, they'll do the YouTube ones. Like, but sometimes they're drama. Like I had some guy telling me,

I was racist in Hartford and him and his wife walked out of the show and this guy in the audience imitated them. And it was really hilarious. So I found that video. Yeah, it went viral because somebody else was funny. Literally. Yeah, it did show but other people were hilarious. The way that Joe thinks about it, there's got to be drama involved or it could be like who's that guy Matt, right?

Not Matt Riley. That young comic who just does crowd work right Matt right yeah, Wendy Liebman So this is the video he's referring to So this video has 440,000 views, five months old. And he's blurred out the people for some reason, even though I... They're getting up and leaving.

So he's doing all this work on this video too, watch him wobble out and he's really working very hard to show you what's happening in this video So then so this is this goes out and out and on and then finally this is the big moment over here Okay, so that's a moment, right? The guy does a callback from the heckler earlier. He goes, Oh, let's watch Joe ruin it. This is Joe's instincts right here. Oh my god. That was good. I gotta get that off camera. This guy.

Do that again. Do it again. Do it again. You fucking racist fucker! Could you imagine, Anthony, someone said something funny, and I've seen this happen. Jim Norton shows. I've heard people say very funny things quickly and he'll address it and move on do you bet you'd like sir hold on get down here Let's like this guy up. That was a great line. Come here. Do it again. Do it again Do it again

Anything funny that you say do it again. What yeah, you have zero comic instinct. That's how comedy works What yeah, you have zero comic instinct. That's how comedy works Wow, so yeah, that's his big viral way too bright in there too for a comedy club Jesus well, probably because he was filming he's filming the audience and Great the audience so ruin the show just to get fucking poor light all over everybody. Yeah, that's a good point You're right They you could see each other way too well in the audience You don't want that and they look like they're sitting at picnic tables like this is like a yeah over everybody. Yeah, that's a good point. You're right. You could see each other way too well in the audience. And they look like they're sitting at picnic tables like this is like

a VFW or something I would imagine. Low ceiling. But I mean good for him. He's still killing it. Let's talk about this tour that he's on. The 93.7% Italian. And so is that a real statistic? You said what is the name of the tour? You're how many percent Italian? My wife came up with that number because I remember asking her PhD help. I go I need a number. Is that a real statistic? 93.7% Italian. He goes no in fact I didn't come up with it. Yeah, I couldn't. He had his wife come up with a number that what was the criteria is that as?

98 3.7 is that funnier than like 96.8. Well yeah, obviously Okay, see I just don't know comedy Okay, see I just don't know comedy Joe's wife does apparently she came yeah, yeah, well it's funny when Lucy sent the picture of the promotional material That says even if you're not Italian you still be I still enjoy 7% 6.7% which comes to a hundred point four yeah, so the math was wrong And I told my buddy Vinny this because it's on their website. He goes

Oh, we just post whatever they send us. Yeah, so the math was wrong in the promotional material Oh and then he does the math wrong on this as well, which a little bit picky But I had there was a joke that one did well social media wise the joke about how he did this joke of the show as I do But he always judges how funny jokes are based on how many views it got on social media social media wise, the joke about how he did this joke at the show last I do, but he always judges how funny jokes are based on how many views it got on social media, social media. I have a clip. I won't even get to it. Probably. There's a clip where it's just like, yeah, this joke, people loved it. Got like a million views. Okay. That's not how jokes work. But all right. My dad's brother did the 23 and me. And I always was told growing up that we were 100% Italian

because my parents are both Italian and their parents are all Italian. So growing up, when we grew up, you were 100%. And then the joke was how my uncle did the test and it turned out we were 60% Italian, 20, I'm gonna do the math wrong now because I haven't done the joke in a while, 22% West Asian,

18%, I'm trying to remember that, I can't do math on a live podcast. 18% North African and 2%, oh, I did the math right, right right and 2% Sephardic Jewish I go in all these years I thought my family was racist. They're not they're just self-deprecating Whoa, so if you're not if you don't scrap paper out at home that added up to 102% I'm gonna embarrass myself for a second there. Funniest math class ever.

Pretty good stuff. So he's got a buddy whose name is Josh Wolf, another person I've never heard of. And I follow comedy pretty close. You know, Josh Wolf isn't. No. So this guy apparently is a comic and him and his son were on the road together doing shows. And Joe often times will say this. He on the road together doing shows. And Joe oftentimes, I will say this, he says the quiet part out loud.

He doesn't have a filter. He says things that are embarrassing all the time. I actually tour now with my son, who's 25, and my daughter, 22, and my mom, she's 76. So you're like Josh Wolf. Do you know him? No, who's Josh Wolf? Josh Wolf's doing amazing with him and his son.

Josh Wolf used to do Chelsea lately with me. He's one of the only comedians out there that's doing really well and actually gets back to me when I hit them up for a favor. So sad. It's like Chad's Jim Florentine. Yes. He lets me come to a Super Bowl party and everything. I feel like I'm one of the guys. So that's kind of sad.

Now you hear that Dina's talking about this show that she does. And they play theaters and she goes all over the place with her son and their daughter and her mom. And they all go out and do stand-up And so Eddie Foy and the seven little foys Sounds like vaudeville But Joe years as he goes this is amazing But he thinks it has to be on social media also can't be successful And he's very confused that she's playing large venues and stuff like that

This this is doing well. I mean this isn't this isn like that. This is doing well. I mean, this isn't struggling. Like, this is doing well. Like, how do you bring the family into the social media side of things? You don't. Nobody will do anything. Diana, my mom is on. How are you selling all these tickets

and getting bookings in all these places? See, he thinks that everything has to do with, yeah, but if you had a video go viral, what do you mean you're selling tickets? How is that no one sold tickets before social media? No one packed venues? Yeah, he Joe is stuck. He's stuck in this thing. Where he's just like, I just need this viral video and then my career is gonna take off. I swear to God, it's gonna have he probably has this conversation with his wife all the time, which is why he set up his little phone on every show and try to carry the magic. Very opie centric. Yeah. But the other thing about

Joe is that he doesn't know what he's doing with his life. We've heard him talk about this on his show fixing Joe and stuff like that. And whenever he's having a conversation with someone, he's always looking for a new thing to do a new career. I'm an opener that does 50 minutes, and then she comes in, does a tight five, and kills, and everybody loves her. But this sounds so easy for you to do social media

with all of these. You gotta just, you all, you just, I'm ready to come over your house when you're all together and just start filming shit and cut it together. Like, I'm gonna quit comedy and manage you guys what the hell that's like I haven't seen anyone that's when you know what's a good idea when you can't think of anyone doing it it's gotta work it's never happened before it's not the case but you see how quickly just like all right I'll tell you what I'll film and I'll do all the editing and I'll manage you

guys. And we get she's like, can't we don't need that. We're doing fine. Or they even talk about for a while. I won't play the clips. You might have something Andy, but they start talking about because Joe's is looking for advice on shows to play all the time. So he's asking about different theaters she plays and which ones have good crowds and well, can I do this one? He's like, how many is that hole? She's like 800. He's like, oh, wow. Maybe there's another place in that area.

Is there a Rickles room? Rickles room. It's really, it's really funny to watch and again, this is just him being a little too honest. Nice. Somebody said, how about Cincinnati? No, I know. The gold bananas doesn't book me anymore. I haven't been there in like 12, 15 years. I used to do that club a lot. I don't go Midwest hardly ever. I go, I go Northeast Florida back and forth. It's like, that's where the Italians are. And I just go

back and forth. FD Daily says, it's not that he doesn't have a filter, he's just not that bright. He might be out of something. Yeah, I don't do go bananas anymore. They don't book me. The big difference between someone like Opie or John or Chad or anything and Joe, Joe is a likable guy. Like he's a nice guy. You don't have contempt for him because he's an asshole or anything like that. Like these other guys, he's a nice enough guy and you feel for him, you know? But man, he just doesn't really have this comedy thing down. It's not happening for him, which is fun to watch. No, you feel bad for him more than not like him.

You know? Yeah. To your point, one of the first times that we focused on one of his podcasts, Gino sent me a text and you know, he showed a photo of him watching us goof on Joe. And he's like, Carl, I'm crying over this episode, but I just want you to know that Joe's one of the nicest guys. He would love to hang out with him. Yeah.

He's a total sweetheart. I'm like, no, I believe you, Gino. I'm sure he is I have no problem with the guy. I don't think he's gonna try to get us cancelled or anything like that Anything else you want to play from this episode Andy as you picked up on just the last thing was Clip 9 this is when he's talking about those early days where everybody that's ever made it used to about those early days where everybody that's ever made it used to record themselves on a tape recorder,

but like put on their own little radio show or do stand up through a guitar amp in their basement. And you could just tell that they're destined for greatness unless you're Joe's mother and grandmother. Used to have like, I played guitar when I was in high school and I had a guitar amp That I would plug a microphone in when I was like 16 and I would go down in our basement And I was just talking to that thing like and I would listen to comedians on records and I would memorize their acts

I mean all the stuff that you ever hear a Comedian talk about that gets famous when you see their biography like Like I didn't know that, but I was like, I was doing all that shit by accident, you know? So it's amazing that my parents weren't like, you should be trying to do comedy. Like it was the opposite. My mom was like, shut up, you know? Too loud, turn it off.

Like that was what I grew up with. My grandma, I'm going, I mean my grandma lived around the block she was brutal I mean she till she died she was telling me to quit comedy I mean till the last breath she's like quit you suck. He's describing Rupert Pupkin from it down to a day. I have to do this now You're gonna miss the bus Rupert. You gotta go to work. Ma. I gotta do this now Maybe Joe should kidnap Jimmy Fallon. That's how he's gonna go He's got a night show set in his basement he would mow it over if you told him that

Let's go back to the comedy club tonight. It to him after the show. We got some ideas for you. You know, you want that drama to happen. The viral moment that'll do it. So yeah, this, I also want to maybe check in on this, uh, Dina Blizzard some more. She seems interesting. This is what our YouTube channel looks like. So everybody's talking about a new app called Pokemon Go where kids can go around and find Pokemon. But did you know there's an app for moms? This is an eight year old video that is the autoplay when you go to her YouTube. Oh, yeah, it's just pinned. Yeah, I think that she just likes that she looks younger in it because who's going to listen to a video about Pokemon go

Go to my myspace So she's got almost 29,000 subscribers, which is admirable a little better than us actually But these videos are not doing huge numbers She gets a few hundred on most of these she does morning shows and the tipsy Tuesday it's interesting to see that actually the one with Joe Mattariz has fewer views than apparently that wasn't a guest the people were interested in but I mean they're all about the same so I don't want to go too hard but yeah we might to revisit this woman she's putting out a lot of content Yep producer Chris is making a note there. I know this is going to happen now

That's what it takes. I got a quick update This is interesting if you guys remember life by design was a podcast we reviewed a long time ago episode 224 starring Christy love who's a porn actress and Christy notice I didn't say porn star porn actress Christy loves husband Stephen Delacruz and It was like this weird thing where he's just like overly happy. He's just like this is great She took it in the ass by three different guys today, but she comes home and I make her dinner Really we're like this all the time

Yeah, it's like a really weird dynamic that they had and then we gave you an update because and also they were running a church they were like pastors at a church to adopt that and she was a porn they went oh oh get away from porn and went no religious oh no still doing porn yeah trying to be religious at the same time yeah not to be mutually exclusive sir right so. Yeah trying to be religious at the same time. Yeah, not to be mutually exclusive, sir, right? So we found that to be interesting. Well then and we broke this a year or so ago. We found out that He pled guilty to raping his younger sister. Oh, jeez. Yeah brutal so he is

In prison now 30 year prison sentence for multiple felonies, including the rape of his younger sister when he was a teenager. So not great. And so Kristi Love is out of a co-host and someone just sent this to me. She's got a new gig. The porn actress who's found God is now trying to do a cooking show Oh my god Welcome to the second episode

Today we are going to make musho pork and egg drop soup from pf change And the first thing we're gonna make is the pancakes or the mooshu pork. Woo! Let's get started. We're gonna start with the flour. And then I am going to put half... Tablespoon. No. Yeah, tablespoon of salt.

Just stir it around. So quirky. The editing on this is bizarre. She couldn't even get out, this is episode two without a hard edit. In her. Sorry, a little jizz in my throat I Can only assume the Chad is just spamming sit on the rolling pin Nobody wants this

She was like I think she was known for anal. I think that was her big thing Mmm. I researched it research I remember back in episode 224. We wanted to know what we were talking about and And now she's doing a cooking show. She's just throwing shit at the wall Hmm keep an eye on that. Let's see how it goes Well, I'm excited today. We have a lot of things to get into including a big update on scorch Oh, I can't wait to tell you guys about scorch Opie put out a video yesterday. That's getting a lot of traction. He was back on the streets of NYC

Yeah, there's some really funny shit going on with that and The big news in the dabble verse right now is Chad Zumach going to Stuttering John's house yesterday. Did you see this ant? a 50 year old and 60 year old man battling it out like this is the epitome of sad. It's, it's so pathetic. There's police involved. There's gigs getting canceled. We got a lot of stuff to get to. So stick around for that. First, I just wanted to thank our friends over at MagicMind for sponsoring the show. They've been a loyal sponsor for well over a year now.

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alright myself, but we made it happen. All right. So Scorch has been doing PFG TV. We're actually the one year anniversary of him getting fired from the radio. So we know that again, yeah. So, yeah, right. Wow. You could say that a lot, I guess. But yeah, Scorch was in some rural area of Wisconsin and was fired. And so he decided it's time to reboot PFG TV. From our audience, under range stories that are very strange, weird news. I love it.

It's the best. All right. Now Scorch comes back to the new year and he's got his, uh, cohost Megan, who there's a weird sexual energy going on that's one direction it's just Scorch towards Megan and Megan is repulsed by him and we've been witnessing this so there's gonna be some of that going on but this episode is called the here's to the future episode and Scorch is doing better than Opie this video has almost 5,000 views

out it. It's commendable really it's pretty impressive so he starts off as he always does he's got a live studio audience there with him or should I say live audience at the bar that he's at EFT! EFT! EFT! Hey you guys and gals, welcome to this... Why you guys just stop clapping all of a sudden? We're trying to listen to you! You're like EF Hutton, brother. I love how he started talking, I was just like, alright, sitting on their hands.

Guys, you gotta keep the applause going! You're going nuts. Why are you doing? Always starts off awkwardly. You can't just roll with it Now we hear about how 2024 ended for scorch It's on the couch and he's watching the the ball drop Before midnight, I was in tears Because it was watching that ball drop was like saying bye to 2024 which for me was pretty much a sucky year and say hello to 2025 which is gonna be great One thing for sure though and be prepared because it's gonna be a part of the Scorch's PFG TV future

Next New Year's Eve. Oh, yeah. Okay, we are going to be in Times Square one way or the other Okay, yeah, cuz I'm gonna do something there I was watching your terrorists. No, that was your time to start planning. I was watching CNN What are these instincts from Megan What he's done we should go to what you got a time square and watch the ball drop in person. Oh, okay Well, now everyone's gonna try to kill us. Thanks a lot for announcing that. That's Scorch is not a huge target. He's not on the list, I don't think.

That's a terrible idea, though. Also, that Times Square experience seems like a nightmare. You can't drink. It's for tourists. Yeah. Every it's all foreigners. Yeah, it is all foreigners and you can't drink. There's nowhere to piss. How is that fun? It's a terrible idea And you you live in New York for a long time you ever had down to Times Square

I was there once when I was Carolines right there on Broadway watching a show on New Year's Eve and Five minutes before midnight everyone goes out in front of Carolines Ten nine eight you do the whole thing. You watch it. Yay. Back inside to Caroline's, watch the show drink. So, and use bathrooms and whatnot. But I would never fucking go there just to see the ball drop. So I'll tell you why he has to do this.

He's watching CNN and CNN does a thing where who's they have Anderson Cooper and the other gay guy? Yeah, they drink Andy Cohen Andy Cohen and so they did a thing where for the last five minutes they didn't talk at all. You just heard the sounds of New York and the people in the crowd and the celebrations and scorches on there not knowing what he's doing with his life anymore. He's not making any money. He's poor. He has no job radios dead He's in love with Megan Balling his eyes out

He's going this is beautiful I have to get there next year like that's literally tells that story So he wants to be there to experience this like dude. It's not that great You'll be fine. Just be wherever Watch that TV But this is this is why we have to talk about this episode Oh with future plan, but now it's gonna be different. Yeah now a different Yeah, now we're gonna announce a little bit later on what's coming up in the future for the TV show

Megan is gonna be part of the TV show in the future And Mike and I have got something going on that is going to involve the entire country. Yeah, so you guys in the chat room if you want to meet up. Yep. Just let us know. We'll come find you. So Mike, first of all, here's to your retirement. So his roommate, Mike, just retired from his job promoting Six Flags. It's a forced retirement apparently. We don't need you anymore. And so he's hinting at this new thing. It

sounds like it's gonna be a national tour. He's done this for years. Every iteration of PFGTV is him talking about how huge it's going to be. And it just goes nowhere. Well, I will tell you this. I'm going to tease this. This is going to be different. He's got a new plan. Oh, okay. There's something new in store. Awesome. But I will say, like, I believe you used to follow the dead. Yeah a little bit. Yeah, I dabbled. Yeah, you dabbled and following the dead I would follow scorch around For a month or so, I can't think of a bigger waste of time Just grilled cheese sandwiches and scorch for a month. Come on. All right, I guess I'm going alone So you see that they always start off the show with a shot now

Something I've been observing is a scorch. It's like really into alcohol lately used to be talk about weed all the time and Was it the day after Thanksgiving the I went over to Megan's house and they cut out almost the entire episode because they got really drunk We don't know what happened, but it seemed like maybe he made some inappropriate moves In front of her kids. Yeah. With children there. Yeah. So they do the shot at the beginning of the show. The shot is called a Washington apple. You're familiar. Yeah. Okay. Cause Chad outed you as a bartender. So I thought you might know. I never heard of a Washington apple.

Apple, a Kuren crown, I believe. Okay. So apparently it's very strong and Megan has a hard time with it and then I can't believe what scorch says here I think that I'm growing hair out of my nose holy crap that was interesting and what was that supposed to be that was a Washington Apple but that was not a Washington Apple, but that was not a Washington Apple. That tasted like a Washington Senator baseball player. My insights are unwavering. So Scorch sells. That tasted like a baseball player. First off, I just want to address that first. What does that mean?

I don't know. That joke was a Washington General. Maybe if he said Mickey Mantle or like someone who's known, I don't know, whatever. But he says a Washington Senator baseball player. The Washington Senators last played in 1960. How old is this guy that he's making a reference to the Washington Senators? Am I right kids? And a host should never be on his phone.

Unless it's something on your phone that you're bringing up for the show. He's just scrolling as she's talking Yes, it's the worst thing you could do if you're trying to Host a program. Yeah when he first started doing this new PFG TV from bars He actually had a desk and then there was a couch and he'd be behind the desk and remember they the wheel. Yeah He brought back the wheel of meat And he'd be behind the desk and remember they the wheel yeah, yeah, he brought back the wheel of meat News you're dressing do your dressing but now he's just sitting there at a high top Next to her with his phone owl and getting distracted by it and talking about the Washington Senators

Things get really awkward in the middle of this episode. What, does he bring up the Brooklyn Dodgers? Did you ever think about if you had the date today? Ugh. Okay. Well, we can go down that road if we want. So he says, if you had to date today, just bring up the word date in front of Megan. And that's a visceral reaction. She doesn't want to talk about that with him. How much money it must cost to date today. Because if you date, if you look, I mean, if you don't find the right person, even if you do find the right person, you're going to go off

for more than one date. How much does a date cost? Like a legit date? Dinner, maybe a drink or two, a movie, a concert, a show, anything, how much does a date cost these days? I don't think I make enough money to discuss that. That's sad. Oh no, this is so sad. Wow, this is uncomfortable. This is so sad. How much does a date cost?

I mean, there's dinner, and then she wants to go to a movie too? Like that kind of budget what? Flowers when you're courting I Feel so bad He's asking around in the audience to like if you anyone go on dates in how much it costs This is bizarre

Well, she's disgusted at the idea and he's just like I can't afford to treat a woman nice yeah she's like well I'm not buying so guess there won't be a date what a stupid question the movie doesn't cost more if you're on a date just figure out a movie cost that's what it cost dinner with her on a date would probably Okay, so this gets worse Do you still at any age guy or girl, let's just say that okay, what age do you stop French kissing? Starting to feel really uncomfortable like I'm talking to my dad about this. She shut him down right there. What a weird question. At what age do you stop French kissing?

What age do you stop heavy petting? What is the French kissing? Hickeys, you have your name. What age do you stop Greek? French kissing Greek Kissing your mom or your Because that's just stop You Bobby he's like you're making a mockery out of my question

My toothpick kept hitting the girl's tongue Was thinking about that dude he's talking about French kissing We had a clip of scorched not that long ago where he dropped the toothpick out of his mouth and he had the show Yeah I'm not even joking. He freaked out. He has to have that toothpick in his mouth. He knows it's his thing. It's also like a weird crutch. It's an addiction that he has going on. So what age do you stop French kissing? And they're all looking at him like, what do you mean? I don't understand the question. and this is proof that scorch does not get late and it's been a while Yeah, how do you know when it's time to go in for the kill?

Like how do you know what the kills yeah? I don't know what it's time to actually like I am so I would not be able to know I'm pretty sure when you're starting to take off your clothes you're in We're not playing like first base we're not and we're seeing how that's working out. Yeah, no, no, I think you're in. Especially when my pants are on the ground, it's time. We're not playing like first base. We're not playing spin the bottle. Yeah, no, no, I think you're just, when I'm committing time to be in your house instead of someplace that's not your house and I'm taking my shirt off or slipping my pants off, oh you're in. And if you're not in, you're a whip. If you don't know, that's my problem. You don't know when you won't be walking't know. Maybe this is why ladies aren't coming to your house.

And you're like, why are you naked on my bed? That is my problem. Then he goes scrolling again. Yeah, very uncomfortable. When you're playing in the bottle, how long after the bottle stop do your friends kiss? Six minutes in heaven. Six minutes in heaven or post office. All these great games

Can you believe he doesn't know about Making out with a girl or how sex works. He's like he's like yeah, no good. I don't I don't get it What do you mean? What how does it? Well does it work things on a contract? What's everyone laughing at? He was listening so hard what she was saying he's like tell me more move in for the kill how romantic Once I got her down and she can't get away is that what I So I'm biting her throat out When do I go for it? What a wild how old is Scors, do you know and he's gotta be

Mid 60s. Yeah. Okay. That's what I would have guessed to probably he's been around a long time Yeah, and he doesn't know how sex works just based on these last couple questions. Why the last three questions? How much does dating cost? Do you French kiss when you get older? Can I borrow some money? questions. How much does dating cost? Do you French kiss when you get older and can I borrow some money? I don't remember that question but how long has he been since he's gotten laid

like decades? It has to be. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't remember AAF. AAF. AAF. Doing **** seven to midnight. He hasn't gotten late since he was poked in a call. Yeah. Alright, so he's got big plans as we teased already. I'm finally going to reveal what is going on in 2025. This is going to be, he said 2024 was a terrible year. He was talking about how he was fired from the radio station and he said it was very unprofessional. He was in a

meeting and two minutes later, he's in his car, they walked him out immediately. Yeah, that's radio. Yeah, I know. And he wouldn't tell you why he was fired. He's like, that wasn't, they might have their reasons, or whatever, but it was just very unprofessional. So he knew why he got fired.

And so he's very upset about that, and he's still reeling from it, and he hasn't made any money since then. He's very poor. He lives with that other guy. Those two are roommates. He has an adult It's it's so weird That you could not like get something to do to make some money. There's got to be something he could do To get some he's just completely poor cameos That's how all the celebrities are doing it. That's for sure

So this is the big announcement. About maybe seven weeks ago, maybe a little bit more than that, give or take, right? A couple of months ago, I was sitting home and I'm realizing, gee, damn it, broke and we've got stuff to do. And then I started thinking about Weed Maps. Weed Maps. Weed? What? We were thinking about Weed Maps. Weed Maps. Weed? What?

We were thinking about weed? Weed Maps is basically yellow pages for dispensaries. Sure. Weed Maps, it's a very lucrative business, very lucrative company. All of a sudden, I said to Mike, I said, hey, I looked online and this domain name is available. Let's get it and let's work on this.

And I wish, I want you to talk about this then run back there to play the commercials so people can see what we're talking about. Oh, okay. I think he's got long legs. No, Ray just doesn't understand that part yet. Gazelle. Yeah, like Gazelle.

Gazelle. So where's the sweatshirt? So you've heard us talk about this company in the past couple of weeks. The company is called, Raiden, can you get it? Yeah. Can you get that right there? Dive Bar Locator. And the slogan is, where being a dive bar don't mean shit.

Because in other words, being a dive bar doesn't mean you. Because in other words, being a dive bar doesn't mean you're a crappy bar. It means you're a fun bar. And so dive bar locator is going to be traveling across the country. Yes, we're gonna be in the motor home, traveling to our tropical destination. Not as a couple.

Not as a couple. Just to clarify, not as a couple. You know what? You wanna think that, you you know think whatever you want This is your scorch I His big idea of pifity Seven weeks ago. It goes wait a second What if people are looking for a dive bar and they don't know where to find one?

What if we drove to every bar in America? Yeah. Get in a motor home and go to dive bars and what? Like put them up where people will know where they are. And yes, that's the thing about dive bars are they are purely local and only locals go to them and they know where it is. they're not looking to go to another dive bar they have their dive bars Gorge and they don't want two 60 year old drunk homos coming and telling everybody where they are this is such a weird fantasy to have

we're just like I got a great idea know, you like to get drunk every night. Yes, I do too. What if, hear me out. We just take your motor home where we now live. Just drive to bars every day. He thinks, I think he thinks it's like a mimic on curb when Costanza came up with the app to show where the bathrooms were in New York. Yes. This is probably he's inspired by that and gone dive bars. I could do that. I can do the same thing, but only with dive bar. Nope. That's exactly what it does because he goes on to elaborate on this lucrative idea. I have no problem saying that this is going to be a huge, this is going

to be a huge living. You know it. We've talked about it. This is going gonna be a huge this is gonna be a huge living you know it We've talked about this is gonna be a huge living and a great way for us to like I mean, I just left my job. That was yeah, Mike made a million and a half a year and he's out working with me now We're also still in the future. So, you know this version of scorches pfg TV will probably be done a Couple of months but depending on done couple of months, but. Depending on the weather. Yep, but there's more coming. And Raiden, you're gonna be included in it, don't you worry, we told you that.

He looks terrified. Megan's gonna be included in it, we've already talked to you about it. I'm also terrified. Yep, so we still have a lot to do, but be on the lookout because divebarlocator.com, okay? The app for the Apple Store is gonna be available within the next month or so, give or take.

I'm working on the app for the Android Store as well. We're working on the app. And it's an amazing thing. You just, you're looking for a dive bar, you punch, you can just punch in your location where you're at and the dive bars are in that area will pop up. You know what app developments cost to develop an app and have

it and then have it put on Apple. You don't just put an app on Apple like that. I get approved. They get the store. Yeah, impossible. Oh yeah, fucking impossible. What he's talking about. I've lived in this world of trying to develop apps and get them approved and they need to maintain them and it's constant maintenance because as the operating systems get upgraded and the hardware gets upgraded you have to change your app with the specifications it's just it's not a pain in the ass believe me I know yeah you've also dealt this world quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. So scorch and one of the worst ideas ever.

It's incredible. So he says they're going to take a couple of months off PFG TV because they're getting the app developed and the website and everything like that. And they're going to start driving down the first place they're going to the keys. Cause it's winter time. Who's got this motor home? The roommate, this guy behind him owns a motor home. So yeah, so this is him talking about the tour they're about to embark on. To Florida and all the way around. That's basically our plan. After we go to Florida,

we'll hang out in the Keys for a few weeks and then... And it wouldn't be Scorch PFGTV without horrible audio tech issues coming up in just a moment. Oh Spring breaks on the East Coast will head up the East Coast to gonna see my mama go to see Bobby To be able to go and see the country and enjoy your life and we realize we realize Talk oh and instead of pointing out what we've got to say it batteries dying My partner my business, but we're not we're not partners like that. You know, but people are certainly gonna think If you think we are bring your girlfriend your wife, I'll have a party with him There's a lot of talk about how they're not gay

They're gonna be driving around living in this motor home together, but they're not gay That is the sound of a dead battery. He probably pried it out of an old Coleco football game. I touched it to my tongue. It was tingling. So I figured it was good. The crazy thing is that this, his roommate is the audio engineer on the show. And then there's another guy in the back they referred to a couple of times. He's also producing and running cameras and stuff. like he's been doing this for a year now And he still can't figure it out. We played an episode. I pulled too many clips. The audio is so bad

It was pissed at me for pulling clips of it What did Uncle Junior do for a living that he's got all kinds of money? He doesn't though. That's the thing. He retired He's 55. He talked about this early in the episode. Holy shit. You're hard He retired at the age 55 even though you know, he would have got this full package at 65 so we cashed in his 401k and He's just sticking all his money into Well this venture right here app dive our locator Far don't mean shit

And there's nothing there's nothing on it yet Oh, what are the bars that they've had time to go to it's just like all the bars that we managed to drive to Yep, this week. Yeah, it's not every bar. It's just so there's it's it's a diary of alcoholism is what it is Yes, it's where we've drank. Yeah, so right now. It's just so there's it's it's a diary of alcoholism is what it is. Yes. It's where we've drank Yeah, so right now. It's just places in Wisconsin like near them that they've gone to Check out the pricing you guys are gonna love this so this is what they're pitching they're going in and trying to sell this They're going in and getting drunk places, and then trying to sell the owner So there's the lifetime basic. No what I love about this this rate card is that?

Auto renew is checked All of these it's $200 a year, but don't worry it auto-reduce a few we got your credit card on file Then we will be charging it There's okay, so lifetime basic 200 a year lifetime premium 350 a year then a lifetime bundle 1200 a year he's going in for the kill, but you get 20 photos with lifetime fun. Oh, okay wait Hold on a second. This is unlimited photos They want to rethink that one a little bit But you can be in two categories have two tags. This one unlimited tags. Wow.

HTML editor for description. Yeah, because you know, we might update our taco Tuesday special at some point. So we want to get in there and special at some point, so we want to get in there. And so he would charge these dive bars to be included in dive bar locator dot com. Correct. That's the that's the big million dollar idea here. They're going to make a killing. This is this is one of those fantasies you have when you're in college and you're like, Yeah, I don't want to get a real job, man. Let's just like tour around, just go to bars and we'll start an app. Amazon started in a garage.

So yeah, I, I, I have never seen such a positive outlook for someone who has been positive outlook for someone who has been nothing but drilled into the dirt for decade upon decade. And he still seems to come out with optimism and energy to pursue some, some dream. So God bless start a start. Honestly, alcoholism usually leaves leads to lethargy. So good at him. Like, yeah. There's hope for us all. Right. He's not John just going to Stevie Tomatoes

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Baa baa baa baa baa baa Alright, so, Opie and thank you Anthony for sending this to me We were sitting at the Joe Maddere show last night And you sent me a text saying Opie just dropped a new walking around New York City video You'll probably want to check out some of this and a boy did I, how much did you watch? I watched the whole thing. Okay.

Like for how much Opie likes to say he doesn't know anything that's going on with me or Jimmy or Sam or anyone else in the, the ONA universe. Uh, I am completely the opposite. I will watch every single thing Opie puts out because it's just, I'm beside myself when I watch this stuff. I just don't understand it. You sat next to this guy for 20 years as you grew this radio show in an audience of tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions of people. Amazing. And then to turn all of that into this is, you came in Fathomite. It's stunning. It's stunning that someone would do this. Yeah. Which is why it's so fun to watch. And so, so Hopey's walking around Manhattan and he's reading the chat and reacting to it as usual.

Of course. The obsession for uh for Opie and Anthony is so crazy to me. Uh whatever. Hope this becomes a community. It should. It's it's definitely interesting. Because every time I go live, walking the streets, it's either something really cool or a dud. Those are the two things that can happen. It can be something cool or a dud. Mostly a dud. But I've noticed too, he starts addressing things that I've brought up when I critique his various shows.

He'll bring up these things and not saying, Hey, Anthony, I do that. But he'll just address things that, that, uh, I've talked about, which is interesting. Yeah. It's either people are tripping in his ear or he's obsessed with this stuff too. And he's, he's watching everything. Do you don't think he knows how many views I get on a video or Jimmy gets on his new show? He knows to the friggin decimal point. He does. In fact, I'm going to prove that just a moment, but I just want to point out the way this clip just started. He's like, oh, the obsession over Opie and Anthony is so crazy to me. So obviously somebody put in the chat, something about the Opie and Anthony show. It's because you're Opie from Opie and Anthony. You've done

nothing since then. That's why people still talk about if you were in the fighter in the kids chat no one's talking about opi and anthony out there. Yeah what else are they gonna talk about? And notice he hasn't put the he doesn't put the chat up on the screen in these videos. You're right. So because they're probably 99% now are either trolls or opi and anthony related and he just wants to get comments about the awesome street videos he's doing. Unleashed. Anthony, either something cool is gonna happen

or something isn't gonna happen. Nothing. So watch out. But let me just finish up this clip because to your point, and I think he's addressing me directly. Yes, yes, he is. But he simply never now.

Way better than someone sitting in a basement just babbling about other livestreamers. Who cares? He's walking around saying nonsense. He's like, but this is way better than some guy in his basement making fun of me. In his basement. Now, obviously, you know,

Shuley, I think, is at ground level, his, uh, where he broadcasts from, right? You are the only one in a basement. I think it's well established that I'm in my basement when I broadcast. Yes. I've been there. I've seen it. You walk downstairs to get to where you are right now. So if I had this wood paneling upstairs, I probably wouldn't have bought the house. Yes. That's correct. He is talking about you and it's funny cause we were listening to this yesterday, watching it, uh, me and missy B and uh, right when he said that I turned and went, Oh, he means Carl. Oh, you're good.

Obviously. Cause yeah, cause I don't want to be like myopic and think like, Oh, he must be talking about me without my first thought. I'm glad I'm not alone on that. Yeah, cuz I don't want to be like myopic and think like oh it was we talking about people that was my first time I'm glad I'm not alone Blatantly obvious so he's triggered by Jim. Oh you watch this too Andy, right? Yeah Yeah, you have clips and they're all the same. So probably just move forward. Okay. Yeah, if there's anything I miss let me know Yeah, so he's triggered by Jim Norton's name as he always says Where would you have your first podcast appearance Bob Kelly Rogan or Norton? I know I wouldn't do anything You know Norton

Yeah, yeah, I'm bitter and yeah, I'm jealous. Yes. Yes, of course I am He started like a solo podcast and it's already crushing it's like I don't get Norton anymore. I Got it back to the day. Yes, of course I did I'll get it. I Should have that grandpa Simpson going what's it you ate with? Wild and crazy do whatever the the clone is Yeah, like Opie's completely out of he's like when Jim Norton left serious and started this advice show that he's doing. Yeah, it's called Jim Norton can't save you. Oh, he's like, no one's gonna watch

that. Who's gonna take advice from Jim? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's a comedy show. It's not really giving out real advice. Oh, I don't get it. So far, Jim has had TJ Miller and Nick Mullin on these on two episodes. 93,000 views of the Nick Mullin one he just dropped. I watched it. It's hilarious. Those two guys together. Fantastic. There's callers calling in. They don't give him real advice at all. Yeah, I'll tell you, you know, it's going to beat that viewer count.

When I do his show next weekend, Saturday, we are taping an episode. I'm going to be in New York and I'm doing Legion of skanks on that Monday the 27th Following that but I love it. I'll do Jimmy's show. I cannot wait It's gonna be a lot of fun. That is great because it's really nice to see you know Jim's doing the thing with Nikki his wife and they do interviews the Ron Bennington episode is fantastic And that's kind of funny because he's fantastic. And that's kind of funny, because he married Chip, so that's kind of funny.

But it's nice to see Jim with comics again, not playing a character or anything like that, just being himself. So that's doing very well. Love it. Yeah, that's the real thing about Opie saying, I don't get it. Well, it's because he's funny.

You don't know how to get it. Right. That's what you don't get, is how, it's because he's funny. You don't know how to get it. Right. That's what you don't get is how to make a funny show. And we were at the club last night. Jim Norton is already on the calendar for this coming October 10, like nine months away. And somebody was like, Oh, this, that's an old, uh, ad for that. That's from last October. No, they're already booking him that far out because he's that funny Yeah, one. Oh, he does. He does great in Rochester. He always does and he sold out the mothership in Austin. That's awesome

That's I don't know. He's funny. Here's what it is with Opie He doesn't get it the second somebody isn't beneficial to Opie He doesn't get them anymore. What got Jim fine when Jim was contributing to the show and making the ONA show better and funnier and more popular, but the second Jim couldn't do anything for OP, now he just doesn't get it. He doesn't get me, he doesn't get anybody that isn't friends or associated with him anymore.

You just reminded me of something that I wanted to talk to you about. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. What he doesn't get is Jim on his show. That's what he doesn't get. Yeah, exactly. He'll never get that, yes.

But it's funny when he's trying to take credit for Open Anthony being successful, he'll say, I'm the one who brought Jim Norton on the show. Because he wants to let everybody know that was my decision, I recognized his talent, and I brought him on. So then Jim's great. And then now it's like, oh no, no, actually Jim sucks.

And I don't get it. And I don't know why anybody likes him. But a similar thing just happened with you, Anthony, where he's trying to say that you've had the biggest fall from grace. Right. From a radio career. And the way he does the mental gymnastics to get there,

because we all see what he's doing is he says yeah but Anthony is so much more talented than me and he should be making a hundred million dollars with his own Spotify deal it's the fact that he's not shows that he's a failure and it's like whoa whoa whoa whoa now all of a sudden because you want to put him down you're saying he's the greatest talent ever on the radio. I saw that come about. That's that's new. Like, wow, what an insult. Yeah. Now, Anthony's just wearing those wild glasses. Yeah. My crazy glass was like, yeah, that Cooper for coming on the show today.

Yeah. Yeah. So so Opie, depending on the point he's trying to make, we'll say two wildly different things like pull the opposites of each other to make the point Alright, so this is he he walks over to The fire station here. Oh Yes, and there's a little memorial for I'm stunned how stupid this man is this is great And this firehouse Absolutely lost a bunch of guys. Their memorial used to be a lot bigger. That's some ass wipe.

They just throw their energy bar. I can't even reach it. They throw their energy bar in the middle of the... God, I'm pissed. What assholes. Oh, whatchamacallit. Hold on they throw their energy bar in the middle of the Assholes, oh what you would call it Jack asses It's okay. He takes a full candy bar. It's still in its wrapper Pulls it out and chucks it on the ground on the sidewalk throws it on the sidewalk and and the first thing I thought

Now I'm not sure of this, but who throws away full candy bar into a 9-11 fireman memorial at a firehouse? Wouldn't you maybe consider the fact that that was a fellow firefighter or someone that knew a firefighter that died on 9-11? Maybe it was his birthday, maybe he loved Watchamacallits. Maybe his little catchphrase. He always said like, what's that Watchamacallit? Watchamacallit. And he was known as Watchamacallit Johnson at the firehouse. And that was put there as like an offering. And the fucking guy, when would any sane person take anything out of a memorial and throw it away and any? I know you're disgusted by it, too Yeah, and yes, if I think you're spot-on I even saw people in the comments saying that they're like well

I see that was put there on purpose. Yeah, it's a thing. Oh, what's this cross by this telephone pole at this intersection? Why are there flowers here? This person's random. Baby shoes hanging off of the grave. The babies, you get out of here. Yeah, babies, baby shoes by a little grave.

It'd be one thing if it was a rapper, just garbage that you get. A rapper might be saying even then you just don't take shit out of a memorial because you don't know what is being memorialized by who. It's so out of touch with anything. It's a dumb thing to do. He's so stupid. He doesn't get it.

No. So then he peeks across the street from here and he sees a high school. This is the high school. The high school that my kids will not go to. It's a little scary. I'm not going to lie to you. That high school is a little scary. Okay. So why is it so scary? Why is it scary? By the way, it's the Martin Luther King High School. Yeah. Yeah. It's LaGuardia at MLK.

Someone in the comments pointed out that it's a specialty performance art high school in New York that's graduated a ton of huge musicians and artists, including Lady Gaga. Yeah. Yeah. So it's a school. It's scary. He doesn't understand what it is. He thinks it's like just this public high school.

It's a private school for people with like super talents. Yeah. It's the fame school. It's one of those schools. Yes, you're right. From fame. The movie Faye was based on this high school. I hope he's gonna leave this piece of shit. Yeah. I mean, it's scary. He's like, he'll call me a racist at the drop of a hat.

And meanwhile, he's being so actually racist here. Saying the school's scary. What does that mean? Are there is Dracula in there? Is the North man in there? What's scary? MLKJ High School. I wonder what that's full of. I'm scared. Yeah. Meanwhile, they're singing. I want to live forever on the sidewalk.

The other thing he says is he goes, well, people don't know this because they think of cream Abdul Jabbar as UCLA. And yeah, that's where he went to. I think UCLA and then he was a Laker. He goes, that's where you have a dual. Jabbar went to high school and he did not. I looked that up. He went to the Power Memorial High School,

which I think a chatter points out to him later. But we're going to find out that he doesn't know a lot of things. Yeah, but another thing, like he's, he's so bad at this, incredibly bad at this. If you were going to do this walking around New York City thing, I'll give him some more advice. Cause I know he bad at this, incredibly bad at this. If you were gonna do this walking around New York City thing, I'll give him some more advice because I know he watches all this.

If you were gonna do this, look at Google Maps, plot out a little course that lasts maybe a half hour and find interesting locations that you could stop at every few minutes and give a little tidbit about the history of it or what it was in or if it was in a movie, whatever it may be. And then you'll have material. You won't just walk around with your phone thinking that just recording in New York City is somehow gold. Plan. Do something. Yeah. I mean that would require a modicum of show prep right? There would be some problem. I don't get it

I've seen people steal it rip off other people's ideas I've seen people that go around their faces on camera because they're not embarrassed about Someone photoshopping a picture of them or whatnot and they they go to various locations I watched one about a building in the village, in Greenwich Village, and it's a triangular-shaped old building. And in 1996, it was sold, but there's a thing in the old 1800s property deed that said it could only be used to help the homeless and poor of New York. And now these people are stuck with a building they can do nothing with because of these 1800 laws. And I'm like, he wrapped it up. He was concise. It looked and sounded good.

And I'm like, this is interesting. I stayed for the whole video, eight minutes, nine minutes, whatever it was. But that's how you do New York videos. You don't do a 60 year old man doing pranks and trolling pranks or or going into the Seinfeld restaurant. Oh, yeah, I love that place. Exactly. But yeah, you're right. He thinks he knows stuff. He doesn't. So he's going around and telling you stuff that we find out is incorrect. And it

actually reminds me of Tim Dillon, famously before he became a famous comic, was a tour guide in New York city. And one of those double-decker buses where he has the microphone and he would literally make shit up and just like to help people. And people loved it. It was hilarious. That's funny. That's your gimmick. That's awesome. Right. But it's just like, well, that's that's a little scary. My kids they will. Kramer going around with the horse drawn handsome

cab and he's just telling people that Joe Pepitone built Central Park. It's fucking hilarious. It was all wrong. That's a funny bit. Okay. So this actually, I sent me a text about this. Someone in the chat's like,

hey, can you show us some area that was famous from a movie? Yeah, and this is kind of funny. I'll give credit where credit's due. This is funny because he's kind of doing what we just talked about. Yeah, he actually commits to it too, which I was impressed by it. For a second, I wasn't sure if he even knew that he was rocking. Right, right. These are the stairs made famous in the movie Rocky. impressed by it for a second I wasn't sure if he would do that he was right right these are the stairs made famous in the movie Rocky every day people run up with the rocky theme in their head and then they pump their fist in the air so there you go there's your movie location the rocky stairs that's cool that's cool see I'll give him credit for that. That's funny. Obviously, the good thing

is everyone knows that the rocky stairs are in Philly. Everybody knows this. Right. So for him in New York, obviously the stairs don't look nothing like the rocky stairs. And he just said, no, these are the rocky stairs. I get it. Yeah. That's funny. I'll give them a credit on that one. And I honestly was debating my head if he is that stupid, but I know he has the Philly crew. Yes, he knows Philly. He knows Philly. He's got the Philly crew.

He wouldn't make that mistake. I know Philly, dude. All right. Oh, this is hilarious. I did a little editing on this one because Opie looks at this art that's just out there in the open and this is such quintessential Opie to shit on something and then have this happen. Yes, but I don't know, I guess this is art. I don't know. Doesn't that just look like a bone?

What is it? What makes this art? Where somebody spent a lot of time on this and then they pretty much gave it to New York City? What? That's all change. That's all change. Holy crap.

That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's changing. That's probably the eye that's a cool shot Holy shit, that's a cool shot Is it that's badass? So he's looking at the art from behind and he's going back like shit. I don't even get that then he walks around he goes

Holy shit, that's a great shot he walks around and he goes, holy shit, that's actually fucking sweet. That's a great shot. And he's literally doing what you do with art, especially modern art or abstract art, where it's like, what is that, a bone? What does that mean? Like, yeah, you'll see different things in it.

That's what the whole purpose of that art is. So he's saying he's not sure if it's art while describing it in a way that you describe modern abstract art. But one of the pieces was covered up from the first angle that he was out and then he walks around the corner and goes, Oh, that's actually pretty cool. Yeah. Looking at the back of the Mona Lisa, what's this? Why would they do that? So stupid. Oh wow, look at this painting. Pretty cool. Oh, this is funny. He's gonna reminisce about his hilarious live streams of the past.

And that was also the live stream where I wanted to... I just love doing these stupid things. People don't get it or they get bothered. Whatever, man. I love doing them. There was an Asian restaurant and I went in and they had these stairs that were completely lit up, second floor, but they don't use the second floor. Maybe they use it for parties or something.

So I went in there and I said, Hey, this is the place with the portal, the portal. I got to go check out the portal. And then I tried to go upstairs to check out the quote port and they were like so confused and bothered by me. Oh, we loved it. Remember when it's the lowest formal conversation. I could think of when I was going, Oh my gosh, remember that time I did that thing and everyone's like whoa Hey, T. Remember that time opi put his feet in the fountain

If the story was horrible, it's like we're gonna go upstairs. It wasn't open upstairs wasn't open. They told us not to Before we get away from the fountain yeah, yeah, he starts talking about homeless people jumping in there and picking up the change. But it's a trope of an OP stream that he says, stupid shit in a stupid way in my clip 13. I just called this one Silly Wish, where it's a classic OP. A little wish for everybody watching. A toss-a-rox and a little plunk a roux that was for you guys for checking out my live stream. Thank you.

I hope you made a good wish. Hope you made a good wish. Mike Bergen Jr. Green Mountain Church. He does that's that's ripping off Bennington. Yes, he does. Bennington way. It's in everything he does. He's ripping off in an annoying way. I saw he does Bennington. In an annoying way. It's in an annoying. Everything he does, he's ripping off in an

annoying way. I saw him earlier in the video. He's looking at electric car chargers. All right. And he goes the future. The future. And like that was my thing that I would do the old 40s voice. Well, what would life be in the future? And and he just, he just put gets these things in his head, Howard things. He does a lot of Howard things. Um, and he just doesn't either doesn't know. He's stealing it from people or doesn't care. I think he doesn't know. He doesn't realize. He doesn't know. Yeah.

He just adopts these things and believes that he just came up with it. He doesn't have a personality. We've talked about this many times. And so he's just an immigration of all these other people's personalities and they all come out at weird times. So it doesn't make any sense. All the voices he has and everything. Um, oh, and he does acknowledge that, um, a lot of your fans have been in this chat lately. Thank you. I appreciate it. I know that I know the people are out there. I'm getting smothered by Anthony fans lately, but I know I got my people.

Yeah, I plug his fucking stupid websites. I plug his social media platforms. No one knew what the fuck OOP unleashed NYC was. I know. I want people to go over there. I want people to look and go, what the fuck is this? This video has a lot of views. It does. It's one of the best he's ever done. Yeah, no, I didn't. I saw and saw you had quite a few thousand starting anyway when this was posted. I'm like, oh, OK. Yeah, I send people over to him. He usually takes down all the live stuff, too.

It'll stay up for a day, and then he takes it down. So I wonder if he'll leave this one up, because it's got decent numbers. Oh, he'll leave it up. Yeah. Believe me. The coffee morning talking to the camera shit is a couple hundred.

This one is several thousand. Yeah, yeah. And I send people over. He knows. He knows whenever he talks about me or whenever. We have our annual spat online that it's going to get him views. It always has.

I don't even want to do it anymore. I don't want to talk about it anymore. They're obsessed with me. Why does this leave me alone? So yes, he takes this moment to cross promote because this is on OP radio channel. Yes. He doesn't have as many people over on OP Unleashed NYC yet. Unleashed. Look out. So he does a little cross promoting. For the people that like these walkabouts, you've got to subscribe to my other channel. OP Unleashed NYC.

I'm using this channel to to build up that one. It's it's all New York City stuff, has nothing to do with OP and Anthony. Although there's one video on there because people call me out, they're like, I thought this was an open-ended channel. But I couldn't help myself and actually that video will be taken down soon. Okay, so isn't that interesting that he hears everything. He acknowledges it, he acts like he's not begging that to do it, but then it immediately enters his brain. He has to, oh, and then people are getting on me about doing this. It's like,

he reads every comment, every single comment he watches every single other person's show that has anything in his little universe. So yeah, he's, you know, it was an old Howard thing. Howard would do that. What? Who is that? I never heard of them. Right. I don't watch their show. I don't know what's going on with that person or this person, uh, full of shit. And Opie does the same thing. It's an old radio tactic. Did you see, I think I pointed this out when we were checking out his show,

maybe it was on W ATS, but we were looking at Opie's new channel. Opie unleashed NYC. Go check it out. He was responding to every comment. Opie himself was going in and responding to every comment on YouTube. That's wild. That's a guy with a lot of time on his hands. And he acts like- And not too many comments. Well, right. Yeah. He's able to get to all of them. He's so fucking distracted whenever, you know, cause he doesn't really do a show about anything. Uh, I've talked about this ad nauseam,

but, um, he just, he, he reads the chat and I've said it before, anyone that's hosting a show, the last thing you should do is have a chat scrolling in front of your face during the show. It's different if you're doing a live stream, you know, I go on on a weekend and I'll game or something. And yeah, the live chats going super chats, whatever the fuck. If you're doing a show about something, you have prep, you're ready to fucking talk about a topic. Turn that fucking shit off. It will do nothing but distract you and nothing's worse than watching a host

who's not listening or paying attention if there is a guest and they're just looking at the fucking chat for accolades or to block people. It's horrible. It's a horrible thing to do as a host. And it's worse than that. I see a lot of these guys follow that. It's hard not to stay out of the chat.

Obviously Aaron does this all the time. He's just sitting there reading the chat. but it's worse than that because Opie Randomly puts up the chat for everyone to see I guess gabards and stuff like that and You know what she pronounces gap hearts for some reason we get Fucking says so but he'll put up these chats that are like inappropriate insulting So, but he'll put up these chats that are like inappropriate, insulting, hilarious, but not what he would find hilarious. It'll leave them up there because he's not even paying attention. It's distracting everyone.

Yeah, he's not paying attention. You see him when he's at Gepharts and he's got like a couple of guys downstairs with them. They're doing the beer show. They're drinking some beer and while one guy's talking and telling a story you could tell Opie's not there he's fixated on that chat to see if somebody's mentioning me or Jimmy or calling him a hack or unfunny he's just waiting to pounce without paying attention to anybody else in the room.

It's like watching Joe Mattores last night. Imagine if he could hear all of the chit chat at every single table. You know, that was all especially our tape. That was becoming text that was popping up and he's like looking at all of that. Like, it's not a good way to do a show. I have one more clip from this that's going to lead to something. Andy, is there anything else that you had from? Opie's no that was about it. That was two things the whole thing obviously is full of you know Opieisms and yeah moronic dialogue and useless worthless boring video

But no that that about covered what I wanted to well he starts Is it the I was addressing nor and Jimmy and I have a Norton. It's right at the end No, it's not the end. Okay, let me play your thing first. Okay, I think it's a clip 15 there. Okay. Oh keeps that far away from his children. Oh god Anthony Million I literally got a million reasons why I hate And one of them is he never gave a shit about feeding my kids, never gave a shit about seeing where I lived, left my wedding

and took a group of people with him halfway through. Just garbage, he's just garbage. Imagine you got literally a business partner, we were business partners. And he has no desire to see the place I bought. No desire to meet my kids. He did meet my son technically because my wife brought my kid in once very quickly while I was doing a radio show. But whatever.

Just garbage Partners the scene from Star Wars where he's just like he doesn't like you. I don't like And then he says it he goes, you know, we were business partners, yeah, I Don't go over your house, right? I don't care to see your kids. I hope you have a great happy life with your wife and kids but why the fuck am I obligated to go see where you live? Cause that's the measure of a friendship. I had never been to Jimmy's place, Travis's place, Erock's place, Sam.

I never went to anyone's house that I worked with. I had a great working relationship with a lot of people and I am friends with Jim Norton. He's a dear friend. I've been over his place since but what is it? What a bitch? Yes, that that's your argument. No more 10s of millions of reasons why you should love me. Motherfucker. Nevermind a million reasons to, uh, to hate me. It's crazy. He's still holding onto that. He's been complaining about that since after you were fired from and what type

of pretentious fuck has a two day wedding. Oh, it was a two day wedding? Yeah, it was the wedding and then the reception. And then the next day was a whole nother thing. Fuck you. Yeah, I was in Philly. Me and a bunch of guys decided we wanted to go to the Borgata in Atlantic City. We went to the wedding, we went to the reception,

and when we were done, we hopped in a limo and went off to the wedding, we went to the reception, and when we were done, we hopped in a limo and went off to the Borgata. Sorry I couldn't make day two of the Greg Hughes extravaganza fucking wedding. Wow. What a pretentious asshole. Yes. It's fucked up. Unbelievably pretentious. Some people got on with their lives.

Yeah. Yeah, sorry. I have money to win alright, so last clip I have on here and I was referring to Jim Norton and There's this guy who writes into the show That he reads the comments of a lot. So I'm not Jimmy Stewart brother you uh Yeah, you gave me the norm video today right I just posted it on this channel right you were asking me about his his his wife you said it

differently and I put that video up on the channel this afternoon okay so he's referring to and this is fantastic so not Jimmy Stewart's in the chat and he goes, oh, yeah, you gave me that chat the other day I made a video out of that. So this is Opie admitting He's the one who's curating this because I've always wondered when these videos come out with these clickbait titles and Jim Norton's garbage and he's a piece of shit. Like all these titles that tries to get people, Sam's the worst of them all. And I'm always like, is this the guy who works for Opie?

Who just knows how to get people to click or what's going on here? So he just admitted that this is his doing to make these videos. I'll show you what this video looks like. I have some thoughts on this. Are you scared of Jim Norton's man wife, not Jimmy Stewart? If I was going to be honest, I would say a little bit.

So this is a free chat. Opie put up on the screen, didn't need to. It's insulting to Jim. He knows that and he's using the chat to say the things that he doesn't have the balls to say. Exactly. This is a pussy move by Opie right here. And then he puts it out as a separate video to make sure everyone sees it. Cause it's at four 30 in the morning. One of his shitty streams. Yeah. Little bit funny stuff. A little bit. Good stuff. Say it again. She's huge. She's, She's really tall, right?

Doesn't she come from the land where all the strong men come from, where they just lift fucking truck tires and throw it over a mountain? Doesn't she come from there? So I would, you know, not Jimmy Stewart. I don't know. You're like, you're sort of a hater, but you also give me good stuff. So you know, if I was going to be honest today, I would say a little bit, a little bit, little bit, little bit with his fucking supposed to be diabolical fake laugh. Yeah. Very fake.

It doesn't end there. I'm not scared of shivmy. God no. I, I used to be in the same gym, a gym as Jim Nordman. He would work out. It was hilarious to watch. He would try boxing and stuff. And, uh, I, I, I can't, I can't even imitate how he would throw punches. It was hilarious. It was hilarious. I was like, you ain't hurting anybody. You can't even punch through styrofoam. My man. You can't punch through styrofoam.

But, uh, you know, but as, but as, uh, he, you said, it's all say it. His man, wife. Yeah, a little bit, a little bit. What an asshole. What a giant asshole that he calls him out for his workouts at the gym. No, I've met Jim a few times. We've hung out. I don't think he thinks of himself as a tough guy. I've met Jim a few times. We've hung out. I don't think he thinks himself as a tough guy. I've never got that impression. The chip is like, Oh, put him up. Put him up. The guy's never the guy got into shape. You know, he lost a lot of weight. He started

going to the gym a lot. And I was just like, yeah, you can see at the gym. He looks like a pussy. Like what's what's this whole thing these days of fucking 60 year old men talking about how rough and tumble tough they are ready to brawl at a moment's notice. It's insane. Him, John, Chad, Aaron, Brennan. Yeah, Brennan. Yep. Like all these guys talk about how they're ready to just square off and start swinging They break a fucking hip. Yes Their graham cracker pelvis would snap I'm glad you brought that up because will be sent this in this is a guy from Ryan Guys named Ryan up church. He has 3.3 million subs on YouTube and Years ago, he brought this up and it's just perfect for the dabble verse right now And you know the thing is it's like the all these people that want a box and this that and the other

No one's a boxer like if you wanted to box somebody Go box a boxer go be a boxer. You know Don't just be like hey, I'm a fucking a guy that doesn't box I want to box another guy that doesn't box that just sounds dumb like Boxers will watch that and be like what the fuck is this shit like you know what I mean it just looks stupid as hell Yes, well put That's the world we're living in now. Everyone's challenging everyone to boxing matches all the time.

They're calling each other pedos, which is my last... Yeah, pedos is a good one. I've had that put on me years ago. I was a pedo pioneer back in the... You were the first. It's amazing there's all these pedophiles on the internet

who are front-facing Everyone knows where they live and who they are and none of them get arrested or go to jail. It's now He's so jealous of Jimmy and he has to take a low blow So does Jimmy But these people that can't distinguish a joke from reality, right? And in my clip there the 16, it's it's just like okay, you you really believe this? I'll tell you all right. You want something really good today? All right screw it. Just someone said but uncle Paul wanted to meet your kids. Yes, so Jimmy

Jimmy absolutely met my, my kids and came over to my house. Right. And I had two different people come up to me and basically told me, I swear this is true. I will not tell you which two people. And they basically said to me, don't ever let that guy with your kids alone. They said that, Oh, they were creeped out by them. That's the real stuff. As those asses took shots at me over and over again for

years and years I just sat there trying to take the high road. They literally pulled me aside and said it you know you you don't, you don't really let them around your kids. Do you? Holy shit. What an asshole. There you go. There's the real stuff. That's not real. Real stuff. It's not real. That's the definition of hearsay. Yeah. Yeah. And I guarantee you it's like his his wife's family members Like like they just know Jimmy for bits on the show

Don't know him from a fucking hole in the wall But they know him for bits on the shown like you don't don't let him near those kids. Yeah Is Jimmy gonna do I'm not an expert on this but I'm pretty sure that if you are out there with a character That's a pedophile. You're probably pretty secure that you're not one of those people And now he's coming over here slowly limping down the hall. It's too late now cuz here comes Uncle Paul Let me show you how to make a big boy love ya. Still one of my favorite characters. It's funny.

When he did Uncle Paul on Amy Schumer's show. Yeah. That was one of the greatest bits. Just the way he had to shave his head for that. Just slandering a man like that. Oh no, it's all real. Yeah, that's the real stuff. My in-laws who hated him on the show told me not to am around the kids.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened, by the way. We have to get into this Chad, John stuff. It's not gonna take a long time. Do you have time for us, Anthony? Oh, I'm here, I'm here. I'm gonna grab a beverage and I'll be right back. So cue it up. So get up now. However you want to put it up. Let's go.

Oh I was telling these guys before we started the show Adam Thoreau a long-time contributor to W ATP figured out the John chord He sent it to me I played it on the guitar now. It's not exact because the guitar has to be out of tune To some degree and who knows what degree that is a big part of it It is a big part of it, but I swear he figured out the court. It's very cool So I'll get out here and play it one of these days. I was very impressed that he was able to pull that off Now big news in the devil verse of course yesterday. I was on this little piggy. And Super Chatter started telling us that

stuttering John got Chad's gig canceled last night. Chad was opening or featuring or something at some comedy show in Cape Coral. And he decided to take the time to drive over to John's house. Something that Joey C did recently. People are having a lot of fun visiting Stuttering John's home and live streaming it for some reason. This is like Del Boca Vista. What's that? They're like Del Boca Vista from Seinfeld, the retirement community where they're all they're all fucking going at each other and threatening each other. And it's these are guys that are well into their, their fifties at least trying to,

to fight each other, trying to cancel gigs. The police get involved. Yeah. It's fucking embarrassing. It's a bar videos up. There's no comedy happening here. No, it's in fact, how are you getting canceled? It's so stupid what these guys are doing. Unbelievable.

So this is a mentor math, put this together. Chad did like four live streams yesterday documenting all of this. I have a few clips that will play and we'll break this down. I tasked, Andy was doing some research on this too, because so much is going on with this. But this is Chad on his way over to John's house. On my locals, when I get to John's house, I'm going to John's house first, then I'm going to Stevie to the crunch gym. And then I'm going to Stevie tomatoes. That's the plan as of right this second. I just want to point out props to Cardiff electric because Chad doesn't want anyone to know what he's

driving here and so he picked that angle but you can figure it out from the rear view mirror that you can see the back of that that is a 2012 Honda Accord Alex. Yeah. Which is awesome, because that would make it a 14 year old car. Oh wow. I wonder if you could put that in like Grok and ask it what car this is, and if it would spit the right answer out. Oh yeah, check that.

Based on the headrests in the back seat. It's pretty amazing. Yeah, but okay. All right, so this is him getting to John's house. I swear to God look I'm not joking dude look. This is his house This is totally his house look In his front yard what a scumbag should I go knock on the fair is literally an empty 12 pack of Mikulov ultra John just laying in his lawn. He can't make this shit up.

Honestly, what do you, what would you guys do? I came a long way. I'd be up so if I didn't knock on the door, right? No, John was too much of a beast to knock on Melton's door. All right. Here we go. But I'm coming. I should sing John. Yeah. I should, I should point out what, um, the longer form of this, cause I was watching be dappler today. They were showing a lot of this is first Chad goes to the wrong house. He doesn't know where he is and he parked far away from the house. He's walking around and then he walks up to the door and walks away and he walks back up again. It's really chicken shit stuff. We're witnessing from these adults. And remember these two guys, not that long ago, both Chad and Sutter and John,

we're going to fight each other. It was we're going to fight. I can't next time I see him, I'm going to drive to his house and fight him. And John was already defied him. And Chad wasn't backing down. And things have changed, apparently. Coming back out to the street. We're just saying now it's deteriorating into calling each other's moms and dads

Yeah That that call to mr. Agar was one of the greatest things Oh my god, what you only did with that when they remixed it It's hilarious why are you telling me this? Because he could shoot me. Oh look, there's beer right there. Oh, that's the other thing too. Chad keeps saying, I don't know if I can go on his property because he could shoot me. Which is not how the stay in your ground law works.

He can't just shoot anyone. Shoot anyone that's on your property. Yeah, if someone comes up and knocks on the door unarmed. Some type of threat or enter the house. Yeah. Yeah ringing the doorbell is a sign that maybe they're just a visitor Just a pile of dead mailmen Yeah, how childish Yeah, train of thought is it like old man Melendez is gonna sick his dog on me Thought is it like old man Melendez is gonna sick his dog on me

He'll stand on the curb and yell at John I'm on government's property Property you can't do anything picturing the principal from back to the future to in the Biff is a millionaire Yeah, yeah Yeah, it's out there with a shotgun People think that's I know people think this before it is I promise you it's not Yo, but I'm coming back out to the street because he could shoot me. Oh look. There's beer right there toilet paper out front I Just knocked the game knock knock run away?

Ding-dong, yeah and run my heart is pounding so is mine. I'm not gonna lie go get that toilet paper and TP his house That's not bad dick fits. Well. I can't commit a crime here and again He has to throw the first punch John has to throw the first punch. I'll gladly return the favor. Oh, he looked out the window. He totally looked out the window. What up? This is exactly what John did when he went to mountain's house and he's like, and he looked out the window at me and he was scared. Melton wasn't home. John's not home. John doesn't park in his garage or yeah, it doesn't work in his garage. His car is always in the driveway. There's speculation that his garage is a disaster. It's likely. No way John has a garage. You could pull a fucking car and

there's more garbage and shit in that garage. Absolutely. He's not there. He's not home because he had a gig in st. Petersburg last night So John actually had a comedy show last night. I hear that surely has it So tune in to the uncle Rico's I think they will be playing John stand up So I'm interested to see if he's got any updated jokes in his set. I'll be on surely show tomorrow. Oh, excellent All right, well we do did for that Yes He knows I'm here. Hold on. I'm gonna go to my car and get a sign real quick, and I'm coming back

This one put on his door Okay, so this is Pretty comical yeah The sign says pussy boy Who whose had a son with a pussy pussy boy who has a son with a pussy? Oh God? You will always be a bitch You'll always be my Z-man that's the blind that I saw these things harassment by the way. This is like

Yes, I really got arrested. That's true, and this is all so the threat. It's tight. It's it's it's a crime Transphobic I think it's a hate crime when you start talking about how a guy, yeah, and then you need a paper that it's not even like you're just saying it in the street. You're leaving evidence of your harassment. Yeah. And he's trying to see that or with your logo. Did you post this picture? I have a lot of fans in this area, sir. I, that could have been anyone. That's my sticker. Video taping our crime screen. I talk about it on the creep off all the time. Every criminal now films themselves in the act. Yeah, they can't help themselves. They're so stupid. help themselves. They're so stupid. This is a crime.

All right, guys. If he's home, he's not coming out. And if he's on if he's driving like he says he is, then it is what it is. He probably called the police. All right, I'm gonna go to Stevie tomatoes now to see if he's banned from there and his gym. I got a phone call from Cape Okay, so we'll pick up on that just a moment I'd love to see John in his car come ripping down the road just smash So this is Chad's tweet that he put out. He says, I just got a call from the Cape Coral Police Department. Senator John is getting me charged for trespassing. He also got my gig canceled at Cape Coral Cabaret tonight because he contacted the club.

And someone says, I doubt it. And he goes, no, it's all real. Now, here's the caveat I have for all of this. Everyone involves a known liar. So I know that he went to John's house. I know that he put that, uh, letter on his door. I saw that with my own eyes. That happened. I don't know if the police department was called. I don't know if they got his gig canceled. Who knows about any of this stuff? You can't take Chad at this word, obviously.

I assume it's true. And we'll get to Chad talking about the call that he got from the police. I have that clip right here. I'm outside Stevie Tomatoes now. And they, Stanley19 put this together for us, thank you, Stanley. Said they never heard of stuttering, John, so I don't know if that's a lie

I actually went to Stevie tomatoes and I asked the bartender boss energized. Oh, yeah. Yeah Jack comes in here So yeah, it was just a different crew that day when he went there Anyways, I got a phone call from Cape Coral Police Department to from the sergeant the sergeant contacted me and I didn't believe it was like Cape Coral Police Department and then I get a phone call from the Booker of Cape Cabaret and I answer it and RC's like dude he's like I just got a phone call from Cape Coral Police Department coming to issue a trespassing warning notice.

What the f**k is going on with Stuttering John? So why would the cops call the comedy club? Yeah. And how did the cops get his phone number? Did John give them Chad's number? Do the cops call people and tell them that they're being bad? Is that a thing? No, they don't. They barely even would pay attention to this. They would have to if John said, hey, someone came to my house. They'd fill out a report, leave. It wouldn't go to the extent where they're doing an investigation, calling a comedy club.

It's supposed to, Chad is a known liar. So it doesn't, it doesn't make any sense. They don't give warning phone calls. They always call the trap house and say, you guys better knock it off. Or it's going to get serious. There's going to be a race. It's all based over the love of Kate Meany, by the way. Oh yeah.

I think it's all the jealousy. Two nights battling for the damsels affections. Anthony, do you remember back when Kate was playing both of these guys, these long phone calls they were having and they would argue about who talked to her longer on the phone. Holy shit. I remember Chad going, I talked to her for six hours straight last night. John doesn't talk to her for that long. Oh no.

Children fucking children talking to a girl on the phone? That sounds awful. Why are you doing that? Right? What are you doing? On the phone anywhere. Six hours. We contacted the club. What's wrong with you?

And the owner's like, he doesn't need this. He doesn't want it. I don't know what's going on, but I got to kick you off the show John's in fear of his life Stuttering John says he was in fear of his life That I kind of believe I could see John calling the police and Being all worked up about this because we've seen it happen before sure at his age. Yeah one punch could kill him Stuttering John could fall down crack his skull. One punch could send his fragile little osteoporosis bones right into his brain. These are old guys you're

talking about. And Chet is a known, I was going to say felon. I don't know if he's been convicted of a felon. I don't know what he's been convicted of a felon down There are definitely felonies involved, but he's a known criminal So I'm sure John's using that when he's calling them. Oh, there's no criminals got a huge record Yeah, yeah So he contacted the club and had the police contact the club He's in fear of his life.

Cape Coral Police Department said, if I go back to his house, I will be thrown in jail and arrested. Throw in jail and arrested. What are you, you gotta get to that jail. Am I under arrest? No, no, no, but get the jail. So this is the part where some of this makes sense because you're not trespassing

for going on John's property. Everyone's allowed to walk up to a door, you know? But if somebody says, I don't want this person on my property, then if you come back, you're trespassing. So there could have been a conversation of, hey, we got a call. John says you're harassing them. Don't go back to his house or, you know, we will have to trespass you at that stage. I bet he took the note off the door before he left.

Oh, that's interesting. He made it look like he left it there. I bet he tore it off and left because you're not hearing anything about how the note fits into the crime. That's a great point because yes, as we were talking about like a hate crime kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, phobia would be yeah We brought up here. Oh, okay Good theory or it's Florida. They're just like that's pretty funny. No, but dude you can't I'm not going to obviously

But they kicked me off the show tonight because of all because John be in a pussy a legit pussy after threatening me non-stop getting my patreon removed and I went to his house and knocked on his door and they're gonna charge me with trespassing and he's in fear for his life Okay John you're the pussy John you're the pussy Pussy you're a pussy All those threats coming. It's got to weigh with words. That's so articulate.

See me anytime, anywhere. Name the place, name the time. Look what it now you call the police. You call the police on me. Charge me with trespassing and your fear for your life. You're the pussy. You'll always be a pussy Now I'm out five hundred dollars because you stuttering prick and I have David Chandler Little Lemmy granny all them coming to the show tonight. They bought tickets. He had three people going to his show all those people Three people wanted to see you do comedy. That's too bad. I Said this when I found out about it when I was on this little piggy yesterday. I'll say it again. Typically comedy clubs don't cancel shows that are well sold.

Yeah, I bring up this example all the time. I was talking to Vinnie about it last night at the comedy club, but Dave Smith did a show at comedy at the Carlson maybe two years ago now. And Tifa protested outside because they called the Jewish guy an anti-Semite for some reason. But so they were protesting, and there's like 40 people out there protesting. And news trucks showed up, and it was on the news and stuff like that.

And Dave Smith did all five shows that weekend because it was sold out. They're not gonna cancel the guy's shows. Yeah. Comedy club owners aren't known to be the most ethical, moral people when it comes to their standards. It's all about asses in seats. That's paramount. Well, it's not he. The gig did not get canceled.

The gig was Chad middling for Tito Ortiz. Right. Because there's pictures of people at the gig, Little Lemmy with Tito, and Chad went to the show that he got kicked. He didn't perform. He just went as an audience member and was hanging out at the show that they had them not to go to. Oh, I thought that they went to Tito Ortiz's place, like his bar and restaurant. Oh, I thought that was. I don't think he was, I think he was the middler for the guy who did that charity event that John was kicked off of. I think so, I don't know.

I just saw a bunch of pictures on Twitter of everybody with Tito. I saw those pictures too. Okay. It looks like Chad's standing on his tippy toes again. Yeah. It's not like Chappelle's show got canceled and he's one of the guys on a bill with someone else

that the people came to see. Right. Yeah. So I can understand the comedy club going, no one's here to see him anyway. And if it's going to be a headache, then fine. We'll just kick him off the show. And then he shows up anyway.

But canceling shows is a very dangerous precedent. When John talks about it all the time, just like, yeah, someone threatened violence against women, so they canceled my show. It's like, comedy club owners would not do that. That's a very dangerous precedent. I, when John talks about it all the time, just like, yeah, someone threatened violence against women. So they canceled my show. I was like, how many club owners would not do that? That's a very bad idea. I remember when I was in high school, bomb threats were a big thing. Yeah.

So a kid calls in a bomb threat and we're all off of school that entire day. Bad move. That kid's a hero. Yeah. Cause now everyone's calling it bomb threats and they got it down to a size where they could just like bring us into the gymnasium, bring the dogs right back to class like they made adjustments to remember that right? Oh, yeah No, never school. Otherwise, right? Yes He if you can just shut down comedy shows with an email, you know, it's just it's a crazy way to go through life as a

Motor so this is John's tweet He knew I wasn't home. I was booked in St. Petersburg. Here's proof. He's driving in his car. Everything this guy says is a lie. I believe that. I believe that Chad knew Chad wasn't going to be home. Oh, Melendez post. He did seem kind of scared, but isn't this funny? This is exactly what John has done to Kevin Brennan. He went to my house when he knew I wasn't home my house in Cape Town. Oh, he went Patrick Melton's house We knew that Patrick wasn't home because Patrick communicated to him. I'm not gonna be home if you come after four o'clock

I gotta go yeah, and so Chad just did the exact same thing to John and Chad's reaction is calling the police He's playing boomers man. Yeah so ridiculous. Andy what else did you pull anything from this? I mean that that was very comprehensive. I found a couple of other things. The clip 18 is Chad pre-gaming with Joey C. Okay. This is our own, we have our own DabbleCon going on right now, our own Hackamani, Hackamania, this is our own Kill Kevin. It kind of is, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, so this is after the gig was canceled? Or is this before?

I think it's, I think he knows it's canceled at this point. Right. He's just like, well, what else am I gonna do? I guess I'll hang out with Joey C. So that's Granny next to him who was coming to the show along with Little Emmy, and then yeah, Joey C and Mississi, I think we're coming too.'ll right so that's Joey see so that's granny next to him who was coming to the show long It's little Emmy and then yeah, Joey C and then Mississippi. I think we're coming to oh wait. There's none We're here, thank you, Jeff celebrity Tom Myers is here everybody That's why that's all right, I love the Tom Myers is trying so hard to get into the devil verse and yeah

With that Kevin Brennan and be bonds And the only other thing I included was out of all this footage That is very compelling of these two losers just going at each other so hard. Yeah, Ray DeVito's Soft take on this event. Oh boy. Mind boggling. This was your takeaway, Ray? Oh boy. A mustache hair right there and ever. But that is cool to have that little chin strap thing.

It is. You're a pussy. All right. I do got to give Chad this. I do like how he trimmed his beard. Jesus. That does look pretty cool. Right?

Now having the way he's got it like shaved like that. He's, he's definitely making money because that costs like $15, $20 to get it done. You got to go to the barber shop and get that done. So, all right. It does look weird. He can't grow any mustache hair right there and ever, but that is cool to have like that little like chinch strap thing. It is weird. He's got like just one half of a mustache, like one half. The other half is like not there. That's kind of like Hitler had like just that middle stash thing. Chad's like, I just want half a mustache.

Just give me half of it. It's a new look. It's kind of like a, what a rapper would do. Just, just give me half a half a stash, please. Can we do that? Good stuff right Ray would watch evil Knievel jump over 20 bosses to be like do that outfit how it matches like that with the helmet It's the old Larry King bit. What happened to the groceries? Yes, how important is the board? How important is the board? Yeah

Yes. How important is the board? How important is the board? Yeah. Oh, I have a tree for us. John has a new cameo out. Yeah. Oh, nice. So, uh, this dude, John is this subdued on or no crazy cameo John. So there's a couple of different John's these days. Correct. Now tick tock has been privated. I checked his TikTok. He's already privated that. It's done Sunday anyway. Yeah, so that doesn't matter. Although what do you think about that? I think

Trump's going to save TikTok. Yeah, I don't see it going away. I think it'll keep going. And good, because I like subdued TikTok, John. Hello, this is stuttering John Melendez. You might know me for not. You might, of course you know me from Jalen. And then there's the crazy cameo one. They talk about me all the time. The double birth. I love it. I love the juxtaposition. This is crazy. John sweaty post sweaty, alwaysworkout and always horny. This is a fucking horny dog.

Who's he shagging now? This is the world famous stuttering John just getting out of the gym. And well, your husband, Nick, one of what I say, Philly's finest, if you will. I love my police force. See, I have this on my car here. If the, I don't know if you can see it. That's the fraternity of police. I also have them on speed dial.

Is his last name? The CIA and the NSA. Ever since these assholes decided to cancel the police charity event that I was doing. No, the event wasn't canceled. The event went fine. Swimmingly, I'm sure they made more money. No complaints, actually. Well, the cops are on the case, put that way and some of these assholes are gonna fall Again, Jen you say this every time he's always gonna thwart his enemies and it never ever happens

Never happens police are on the case It's fucking Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown every single time this guy It's like an idiot. It's like that's Bill's fans. We're going to win. We're going to win tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I will tell you that I became very friendly with the police out here in Cape Coral. So I have a lot of respect for your husband. Now back to you. I hear you just turned 50 the big five. Oh In three years, I'm gonna hit 50 I don't know what's gonna happen after that good stuff Oh, that's good. Cuz it's like yeah, it's he's young. He's saying he's younger. He's saying it's 47. Yeah, it's good

But let me sing you a little birthday, didn't he? Happy birthday to you. No, happy birthday to you. It doesn't smell a vision. So sweaty. That eyebrow is doing its own thing. So sweaty an eyebrow is doing its own thing He's got like a spock thing going and then a little more on the sides Andy proclaimed that he was turning into a monster five years ago It is complete Happy birthday dear Adriana, happy birthday to you. I saw someone asking me, still getting residuals from weird science.

Anyway, congrats on being 20 years clean off of heroin. And I hear you're as gorgeous as ever. I wish. Holy shit. Anyway. A 50 year old ex heroin addict. Gorgeous as ever. You know these people are fucking with, but he runs with it.

Of course. Here, I'll be included in the picture. Anyway, you have three daughters, 15, 24, and 30. Two grandkids Wow And you're still a fucking smoke show and I love it. I love me An idea She got a final ways I like the nice This is really

What's that that was kind of racist Lou doing a Louis Armstrong thing or a George Jefferson Jefferson kind of a thing yeah appropriation. He's so fucking horny This 50 year old grandma acts heroin addict, and he's just like hey Cuddle with I'd love to catch the hip from you I Just like that he's reading the description the descriptors of what to include in the video like right It's just like checking off the laundry list of things to include and Webster's defied hero in it. He just is Signs on his windshield like matteries terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying,

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terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, terrifying, still a fucking smoke show and I love it. I love me. I got a she got a final ways. I like the nice. Anyway, hope you have a great birthday and I hope the next time I'm performing in the Philly area, you come down and see me. If you do, you and your hubby got VIP tickets.

Always promises VIP tickets to a thing that doesn't exist. Yeah. You're not on tour, John. You're not going to Philly. Who are you kidding with this? What does the VIP experience include? You get to buy him a beer. Yeah. Yeah. You can buy me a beer. If I ever perform on the oasis of the seas you'll get dinner with the captain, right? Which means backstage and hanging out with stubborn John there it is until then Have a great day you ever been to some of these green rooms. I mean we have obviously at comedy clubs

They're made for two people. It's a comedy club. There's not a lot of people doing that. He's going to have all of these cameo VIPs back there with them. So uncomfortable. Even if we know the comic, like back in the days of Caroline's and some of these other clubs, the club owner would be like, Oh yeah, Patrice or someone, DePaulo is in the back. You want to go see him. And it's like, I don't want to stand there before their gig.

It's so close and you're literally standing right next to them. You know, they got to go up on stage in a few minutes. Like, no, I don't want to be back there. The last thing they want to do is get into a conversation. They're probably thinking through their sets and a lot of comics try to come up with like things that are localized to start off with. Right, right. Embrace the beat. Back there, right in their face. You enjoyed this cameo. I hope you enjoyed it. It's Aaron John saying, I hope you enjoyed this cameo. That's John's getter done, man That's true. He does love Larry the cable guy. Yeah

That's for sure Alright, and do you want to catch an alien with us? Yes, of course. We got a quick game Cardiff came through with another to catch an alien, which is my favorite game love it. Yes, let's do this It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien What do you say Carl? Are you ready to catch?

An alien I am Brought to you by hack me.com promo code come that's right hack me in a calm promo code Come see you. Um come See you M and Florida was prescribing 10 times more than the entire country combined more than the entire country combined opiates. So you take all the other states and combine all the prescriptions for opiates, Florida alone was 10 times more

than the rest of the country combined. Look right here, Darren. Doctors in Florida prescribe 10 times more oxycodone pills than every other state in the country combined. People come from all over Southeast, blah, blah, blah, blah. But Pfizer or whichever one it was in this case, they come out and they go for five, ten years and they say it's not addictive and they tell the doctors just give a higher dose, it's not addictive.

Here's the case studies. But their own people are doing the case studies. Then what happens, Darren? Pfizer goes into court, they just kill and had however many people addicted. You have your specialist, boom boom, they find him 100 billion, what do they care about 100 billion?

And they walk away and they make the arthritis one and then that kills people. So for you and you're trying to go around and speak to people and tell your story and then you got Big pharma that's a battle you got the in a sense the government's counting your battle is weed legal or is it not? yeah maybe you should start looking if they're putting fentanyl i i don't yeah i mean i i thought the weed thing i've always been a part of it was never my thing i this is a better option and i'm

not trying to be a promoter but at least it's from a plant exactly right it's not some man-made Who knows cartel whatever you know it may be so and when I saw that I mean they clean Trump put in those Well, he made a hell of a business move so he put into card readers. Yeah, do you know about that move? Yeah, so what a fucking move right yeah, so he did put in the database But he made every pharmacy by the exact same ID reader. Oh, so throughout the country, Hey, you can't hate on him. You can't hate on him. He cleaned it up, put the data in and he made a hell of a deal with the biggest bidder. How's the businessman right? Yep. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, like eating cake and having it too. B, now do that with elections. Next, nail two birds with one stone. Four, two problems, two solutions. lastly make pharmacies great again to catch an alien.

Alright I always go first. I know that my boy Tommy loves to talk about conspiracies especially in politics so I think it's gonna be B now do that with elections I think he's gonna for some reason even though has nothing to do with the pharmaceutical industry tie that into election tampering what do you think trucker Andy I know Tommy he likes to fuck up common turns of phrase so that's true with next nail to nail to burn stone all right Anthony what do you think? Boy, yeah, one and next Seymour stuttering John ish with the getting the sayings wrong, which he does so well. And the conspiracy thing does make sense. Now do that with elections. But I'm going to go with lastly, make pharmacies great again yeah the Trump tie-in he does love

Trump yes yeah producer Chris I also went next all right so I'm alone in this one all right here we go so he did put in the database but he made every pharmacy by the exact same ID reader oh so throughout the country hey you can't hate on yeah I hate on him he cleaned it up put the data in and he made a hell of a deal with the biggest bidder You know how it's a businessman right? Yeah, you know two birds with one stone. I know And not like that, but well done what else was he had a nice and he's a businessman So what the hell do you expect? That's it? You know yeah, so I know you I know you gotta get going What do you have up? What do you got to run through now this time?

Jamaica and I got to fly back there. That's all for this time Come back next time to find it if you have the backing of Big Pharma enough to catch an alien Brought to you by hackmina.com promo code. Um, come sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Excellent. So, uh, Andy got it and you got it.

Congratulations. Uh, Christian black got it as well. And a nan cram in the chat. So congrats people. You're people you're better catching an alien than I am and Anthony I want to thank you so much for spending so much time with us today. Gentlemen, gentlemen thank you so much for having me after seeing the OP video because I was saying last night I go I'm so like I don't like giving OP attention because it just gives him hits, right?

You know, let him, let him do this on his own. If he's going to get hits off of me, he should be thanking me, not shitting on me. Um, so I'm like, but I gotta do this on my show Monday. I got to talk about this video and the fireman Memorial and all that. And then Missy goes, you doing W a T P tomorrow? Why you could just do it there. Missy. Yes. Thank you. Great advice. There it is. Great advice. Thanks so much. Of course, Andy and producer Chris and Carl. Great. Right. And I'll see you next time. And Anthony, people should watch your show on Monday and they can find that on censored.tv compound. That's right. The new, the new place for a, for a censored.tv compound media is

still there. Combat media.com, the apps censored and compound apps. yeah Monday through Thursday 430 to 6 Eastern Time. And you're still doing the show with Gavin on Wednesdays? Wednesdays me and Gavin. I'll be doing Jimmy's show next week in New York and then Monday the 27th Legion of Skanks live from the Stan Comedy Club in New York City. So a lot going on and and tomorrow a Shulies show. Look at you. How do you have so much energy? I don't think I like to do things. There's so much to do Good things. You're the best Anthony. Thanks for being here guys. Take it easy man. See ya King. Ah, yes, great to have Anthony on the show. It's been a minute. So we appreciate that

Guys, what have we done? We've done it all you know that means Cypher everyone's favorite Anthony on the show. It's been a minute, so we appreciate that. Guys, what have we done? We've done it all. You know what that means, Cypher, everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. It's the part of the show we tease, the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode,

although I'm not gonna do that. What I'm gonna tease is we have a special time and a special guest this Wednesday. The show will be live. For those of you sent up our Patreon and YouTube and Supercast will be live at 1pm Eastern with the great Dave Landau. Oh, Dave Landau long overdue. This is going back many years when Dave was scheduled to do our show. And so he's going to be coming out. We're really looking forward to that.

Of course, that's ants for probably actually going to mention that today, Anthony, but his former partner on the Anthony Kumia show, a big fan of Dave. And so it's going to be a lot of fun chatting with him. Not sure what we'll be chatting about just yet, but we got time. Yeah. Time to figure that out. And Andy, I want to thank you for coming here. You are coming here from the All Apologies podcast.

Yeah, I was very thrilled to hear Anthony kind of do a bit of Dice right at the end there because our latest episode we did with Blind Mike Geary and Nice Doug and we covered Andrew Dice Clay getting banned from MTV and on our Patreon we tore apart Brain Smasher, Love Story, one of the worst movies of all time. That was Dice's follow up to Ford Fairlane which we also covered on the free episode with the banning. So very well received so please find us there youtube.com slash all apologies podcast

Putting all of our back catalog stuff that used to be paywall Out for free on that channel as well, so nice. I would love it if people would subscribe there And all the great guests on that show yeah, that's awesome. Thanks to somebody love buying my guy You're getting all the great guests on that show. Yeah, that's awesome. Thanks to somebody. Love wine, Mike. Mike, Mike's always good. And Doug was great, too, Carl.

No, I'm saying getting all the great guests out there. It's awesome. And yeah, I was going to say, producer Chris, what are you promoting? But I guess HEC-O-Media. HEC-O-Media.com. W-A-T-P for 10% off your tickets. Make a trip of it. Make a vacation of it. Come in early. We're going to be out there on Thursday. media. Yeah. Second media.com. W ATP for 10% off your tickets. Make a trip of it. Make a

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And we have some voicemails to get to. I know we're running late. We're running long today. There's football games on on I get it. They got nowhere to be specific football game that is on So let's hit some voicemails and get out of here Texans just tied it up. What's the score 3-3, okay? And the Chiefs minus 6 in the first half and over 41 and a half of the game. Let's go For newer people to the dabble verse turns That's the fact Jack means opinion

most likely wild speculation Gaiops means someone's doing a bit that's true about Aaron and hurting his feelings the toe Very good. Yes. I think those are both accurate. Hello, I had to track down this number. I was introduced to your show only due to a few of my family members that are extremely upset with you. Recently we learned that somebody has made a comparison to one of our family members in a very negative light on your show. We are extremely offended by this. Our family member, he has contributed to the arts in many, many forms and fashions over the years, and we are very disappointed in how you've treated him. I will expect a full apology.

And I'll be waiting. By the way, my name is Peter. Peter Warhol. The Andy Warhol comparison still making waves, apparently. Hey, Carl. I am catching up on your shows right now, listening to Lipsysface the fucking Tuckled talk about boxing five dudes and sucking them all off afterwards. And I just want to say like, y'all are right on nail on the head, you know, like this is not a realistic proposition for anybody let alone This retard

To have you know, um Fuck 45 seconds. Bye. I'm kidding. Um Like this is this is this is stupid like I compete in Uh jujitsu i've i've dabbled in mixed martial arts and striking and Muay Thai and all that stuff. Like I've done that. I've done that shit. He's retarded.

Like amateurs, I'm an amateur. I do not get paid for what I did. We gas out. We do not have the cardio to or the mental fortitude to like weather that storm five times, let alone one time continuously. He's talking about, he's talking about three, three minute rounds. Like you're spending, you're spending 45 minutes in the ring. That goes out of that. But yes, that is a very good point. I brought this up on this little piggy yesterday and it's a common theme on the show that rich guys don't tell you that they're rich. Great broadcasters don't tell you they're great broadcasters and tough guys don't tell you that they're tough. You

know, the fact that he has to repeat over and over again, how great he is at broadcast, you know, tough he is, how he can beat all of us up. Same with Stuttering John talking about having all the sex and getting all the lades. Yeah. It's just obviously not happening. It exposes you as not knowing what the fuck you're talking about. The very idea that you would think that you could pull that off means that you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. It's a lot like scorch. Yeah. Talking about sex and sex and finding all the dive bars in the countries.

You don't you don't know what that entails by what you're saying. Was that sex talk from Scorch Wilde? How do you know when to go in for the kill? Whoa! Wow! I'm sorry. You brought it up to a crowd. Yeah!

So that's what boggles the mind. Yeah. You brought it up to a crowd. Yeah. Yeah. That's what boggles the mind. How old are you too old to French kiss? Yeah. All right. Hey, Carl, this is for WHEP. Has anybody noticed that Opie is literally Lazlo from Grand Theft Auto IV. Like in Grand Theft Auto IV,

Lazlo is a washed up celebrity who's walking around on the actual streets of Liberty City and embarrassing the fuck out of himself with regular ass people. And OPI is now doing this 20 years after that game came out. is now doing this 20 years after that game came out. Like, it is a one to one comparison between Lazlo and fucking Greg Opie Hughes. He's a walking anachronism trying to find why he was ever in touch with an audience to begin with. It's sad, but it's also hilarious. But it's also been done before, you know?

Yeah, people in the Discord and on YouTube are agreeing with that I am fully aware of the Grand Theft Auto lore and Because they had these built-in Radio channels in the game so as you're driving around you can flip through the channels and one of the funnier ones is the Lazlo flip through the channels and one of the funnier ones is the Lazlo shock jock and As the series goes on it's just hilarious that it's actually a DJ turned Laughing stock it is it's a complete those guys one those guys have voiced for GTA. So yeah, they might be based on Very possible. It's fantastic. They know

You know, I just want to make a literal point. You're like, come on man. Like you covered Tyrax. It's fantastic. They know You know, I just want to make a literal point here. Like come on man, like you covered Cyrax. He is funny he is really funny to cover but WTP is a roast show. They make fun of idiots who can be self-aware like Suttering John Patty C cups whatever Cyrax Christian they're literally retarded like I don't think it fits the show. It was a good segment. Thank you. But bye. We didn't dwell on it very long. That dude is scary. Yes, I rec yeah.

God, hard to look at like Hills have eyes. Yes. Yeah, cool. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. That dude is scary. Yes, I rec yeah. Oh god, hard to look at. Like, hills have eyes. Yes. Yeah.

Gross. The video that I didn't play on WTS this week but I talked about was him having diarrhea in his pants. Yeah, so I went and subscribed to Brendan's channel. And that was the first thing on there and I did not watch it. What a monster he is.

Yeah. You talk about somebody turning into a monster. Those scabies. It's just teeth. God, that's me saying. Hey, Carl. Last episode, you were talking about you imagine if John actually brought a girl home from the bar. Right. What kind of caliber? My friend Sarah lives down in Cape Coral and sadly it was her and the caliber was a 45. She's like, well, there's no getting over this. She in Greenland Sarah.

She in Greenland. I see what you did there. Even the co-host of Scorcher's show, Megan, would not. She's too good for John. And she's shaped like Play-Doh. Go Bills. Carl, I've got news of this fabulous event that's coming up in May. It's called Hackamania 2 and there's

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Please do. We don't have a poll up right now because we took the week off last week. We'll be back live this Monday. 1pm Eastern. Call. You don't even you don't even know what you said. Yeah, you said until 727 that Milo wants to do stuff with dick. You don't even know what you said. Okay. This is, this is skipper. Why skip skippers? I'm going to do this voice spell next time, but thank you for calling in. Gary and San Diego. Hey Carl and Chris, just a quickie.

What money making scheme will John come up with after he runs out of suckers who buy his Richard cameos? I'm trying to think what he might come up with. Do you guys have any ideas? Cause that's going to run dry real quick. I think school bus drive cameos are going to run dry rock and roll. All right. Yes. I, I I I agree is that employable door dash See I don't think anything was driving, but yeah, maybe yeah, yeah, he shouldn't be driving. He shouldn't be driving, but That's why I think it'd be funny. He was a school bus driver Because I have kids who live in Cape Coral otherwise that wouldn't be funny

one last voice failure Carl man, it's amazing how John is always entertaining to us Like leaves the devil verse allegedly and starts doing cameos And somebody wants him to wish them a happy anniversary and he's like Hey, it's stuttering job. I just got out of the gym. I'm sweaty. Your wife's going to lick your asshole. I have a Mercedes and three great ships. Pretty good stuff.

The person actually emailed me what they the prompts were for that specific cameo Nothing about licking asshole. Nothing sexual at all. I was all ad-libbed by John so Gotta give credit where credit is due also. Thanks to whoever sent me this neon sign behind it just says queer and pink I got home from Comedy show comedy show last night. The perfect gift doesn't exist. And open that up. All right. Well, that's gonna make it in the on the set. So thank you very much for that.

Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in bye Are we done here I think we are man that was a good episode. I was a good episode I enjoyed that that was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go. Goodbye Good, bye. This is it It's over. Goodbye. Goodbye. This is it. It's over. Okay? Goodbye. Hahaha. Goodbye. Hey, goodbye. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr