Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep590 - The Padded Agent

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Starting point is 00:04:11 This is what you get to see when you're on our Patreon or YouTube channel, hackamania may 9th through 11th, hackamania.com. We will be live in Las Vegas with a bunch of other podcasts. You know the deal. You hear me talk about it. Go to hackamani.com, check it out. You'll not be disappointed. We had a blast last year. It's gonna be fun this year. Dave, you're going to Vegas in a little bit. Yeah, Brad Garrett's Comedy Club at the MGM in February.

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Starting point is 00:05:33 The other one's kind of close Vegas is very expensive I've seen prices for me, and I'm like I would never pay that We're trying to promote this I mean, it's worth every penny. Every dollar. No, I'm kidding. It's not that much. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called The Padded Agent. I want to introduce you to the host, Mark. Before I do that though, Dave, let me just read you the description of this show. On this channel, I will attempt to shine some light onto the ABDL

Starting point is 00:06:05 slash DL lifestyle. Are you familiar with ABDL? No. Brace yourself. Adult baby diaper lovers. Oh good. Yes. Help those within the community as well as help those on the outside looking in to have a better understanding of the who, what, why, where, and when of the ABDL community. I would think how would be in there, but okay. You will not see me in a diaper or in little space. I believe ABDL is a mindset and not all about the diaper clothes, et cetera. I may do some reviews here and there. So let's start this off. I'm going to introduce us because Mark is recently talking about how there's some ABDL people who say they go 24-7, but they're just doing the weekends. They're not really posers.

Starting point is 00:06:54 Yeah, they're not really wearing a diaper 24-7. So it's not a necessary thing. Oh, no. Definitely not. This is for pleasure. No, this is not like our parents. Okay, so this is a child molester. Dave's just being humble. I think he knows all about this.

Starting point is 00:07:12 I know, come on. Yes, I'm wearing one right now. This is the leader of my cult. So, since we have those that wear on the weekend or for a week and they call it 24 7 I changed it to 24 365 so that's where the 365 comes from because it just makes sense I'm sure you think it makes sense to me so he's one of those guys who liked Metallica before the black album it's like all right I got it we all like the same band but it's not the same you we're big Lea's brother that he doesn't talk about You're right. So he's got that going for him

Starting point is 00:07:50 He's also got two little anime creatures in the back just in case you didn't know he was a pervert Oh, yeah, you know what? I didn't pay a lot of attention to the background, but uh Based on what I'm seeing here. I don't think he makes a ton of money No, I'm guessing he doesn't. He has a framed map that's the key to parents. You can tell it's been passed down from generation to generation. It's the most valuable thing he has. There are continents that no longer exist. Yes. It's just a Pangea map.

Starting point is 00:08:22 So in February of 2014, he decided, you know what, I'm gonna commit to this. I'm gonna go 24, 365. I'm gonna start on my birthday, which is May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. And so it gives him some time to experiment and figure out how he's gonna pull this off. Sometime in February of 2024,

Starting point is 00:08:38 I decided on the day I would go 24, 365. So I had a few months of experiment with different diapers. Get my stock up so I didn't run out. I chose reusable cloth diapers with the plastic pants. And now I know some out there are, they feel that cloth diapers are the bee's knees. But for me, I'm just not a damn fan whatsoever. And, and a fun fact, the one and only time I ever got diaper rash was an A-Reasonable

Starting point is 00:09:13 cloth diaper with plastic pants. So the war between cloth and disposables will continue and I will be on the disposable battle front on that one. It's an age-old battle. Most cloth diapers besides like cartoon babies that smoke cigars. Well, it's one thing in the ABDL community because we've studied these people before. Not this guy. But they're typically only number one in their diapers.

Starting point is 00:09:43 Remember, this guy's 24 365 Okay, that's true. So that's the cloth right out of the mix for me. I'm like yeah. Yeah, we're not yeah, that's a rookie mistake We go to the laundromat with this shit If you're constantly walking around in a leaking diaper hasn't been used since the 30s All right, I like the jazz music bed. It makes it just slightly more acceptable. It's classy. Yeah for sure Yeah, it does. It definitely does class the place up a bit. So if he's doing it 24 hours a day that means that he's going to bed in diapers I also had to figure out how I was going to sleep in a diaper

Starting point is 00:10:20 I mean, I I only sleep about four hours a day anyways, because I have insomnia, I have Ressa Slake syndrome. But the diaper tested my limit with sleep. And I had many, many sleepless nights. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but you know, you get older. I would think that's the only time you'd want to wear a diaper is before you go to bed. He's going, it sucks when you're in bed with this thing. Like really? I don't have to get up at 4 a diaper is before you go to bed. He's going to ads. It sucks when you're, when you're in bed with this thing, like really? I don't get up at 4am. That's actually sounds amazing. It's secret to my success.

Starting point is 00:10:50 That makes a lot of sense. It's really the only time. Yeah, that really would be enjoyable. Also, yeah, I love these things. I have sleepless nights and restless legs syndrome. It's like, that's not your biggest problem. You also have ABDL you've been diagnosed with ABDL you're not sleeping because your family hates you and I assume you get in a lot of arguments about your lifestyle oh I don't think he has any friends I won't get into that there's some hints at that but let's

Starting point is 00:11:21 start talking about so he starts experimenting wearing diapers to work I don't know what he does for a living, but he's wearing right or dead for that matter. Yes I would work a few times during this phase to see how that was going to feel So many things to figure out before that golden day Dave you ever work with someone who wore diapers to work? Not that I knew of. Definitely not for pleasure. How would you like to be in the HR department in that company?

Starting point is 00:11:54 Just be like, hey, Mark, can you get in here? So anyway, here at Constello, partners, we pride ourselves on providing clean and efficient laboratories for all of our employees. You know, you feel free to use them at any time. Yeah, it's just, you keep shitting your pants and walking around in it. And there'd be a problem. You waited for someone to change you on that table. He keeps breaking the table. Yes. Our koala table has been replaced 16 times. They will no longer bring us them no Dave I know what you're thinking Here we have inflation rates are through the roof. How can you afford to wear diapers?

Starting point is 00:12:35 Every single day. I was on a paycheck to paycheck back then now mind you I wasn't one of those key bone lifestyle on a ramen noodle budget Now, mind you, I wasn't one of those key bone lifestyle on a ramen noodle budget kind of guy, but I still had to make some sacrifices to be able to afford my diaper supplies. Taking my own coffee to work and not stopping off at my local coffee shop to spend eight bucks on a damn cup of coffee

Starting point is 00:12:58 five days a week. Bring my lunch so I didn't have to go out to eat lunch. Yes, I did eat ramen noodles a few times a week back then but I was committed as a sacrifice The coffee isn't the best bowel move to start your day Switch off copy all together. Yeah might help you just right there save a couple bucks on diapers Hey market, no, she're not bringing Starbucks anymore you Wearing diapers now what's going on? What do you say the money for a telltale side? Let's see this before my brother got into diapers stopped drinking Starbucks

Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, I could have but notice you wanted to save some money on Starbucks and clearly also your entire office doesn't smell of feces He's just right in the breeze reason your face is you're talking to I notice there's not a clothesline in here anymore with cloth diapers hanging That are freshly washed are you doing better Now the other thing that he talks about is you never want to run out Because if you're wearing diapers every day and he's wearing between three and five diapers every single day Oh running out would get to wear like I guess you'd go through the dumpster dive and grab used ones I guess I don't know how that would work. I

Starting point is 00:14:20 Started to build my supplies. I figured average three diapers per day. That's about 90 per month and I wanted to have about a month or two of diapers on hand at all times so that you know It's it's a commitment. It's definitely commitment You know nothing's worse than running out of diapers and not having any to to wear You know nothing's worth it. They're going oh my god running out of diapers and not having any to wear. Nothing's worth it. They're going, oh my God, I've only got like five left

Starting point is 00:14:48 and my order's not coming in for another four days. So I'll make sure I had enough backed up so that I could withstand whether the out of stock issues that the ABDL diaper companies tend to have on a regular basis these days. I don't know about you guys, but if I lose my streak, like even in Wurdle, I get very upset. Rower this week fucking threw me off. I was very pissed about that. Don't get me started on Rower.

Starting point is 00:15:14 Yeah. So I understand what he's talking about. It's like, God damn it. I've been wearing diapers for three and a half years straight and now I'm out of fucking diapers. Starting all over again. Yeah. You really don't want to ruin your hobby. You really want to be a master of your domain. Hey mark. How you doing? Why use a toilet yesterday if that tells you anything Haven't flushed in half a decade. How are you? I feel like a weirdo You ever sit down to shit, it's wild use my shoe so I didn't get journey

Starting point is 00:15:40 Wild! I used my shoe so I didn't get germy. Okay, so now he's talking about the first few months when he was wearing the diaper to work. It was tough and he was having these moments where he'd like pee himself and forget to bring extra diapers and There's a real problem. The first few months When I went it would feel like you know the flash flood warnings needed to be sent out. Many times I thought it was going to leak on on the first wedding because you know I thought it was just you know like every every drop of water I've ever drank in my life was coming out just right then and so it was it was um it was a challenge challenge and since I'm still in the new 24 365

Starting point is 00:16:28 concept I would often forget my diaper bag at home so I would just have the one and you know so I we've all been wearing that for you know six to eight more hours because you know it it never happens into your shift you know into your your your work shift it always happens right at the beginning so that you can be miserable for the rest of the day. He just gave it away that he doesn't work in an office when he said shift. But I do like the image of him delivering a meeting,

Starting point is 00:16:58 you know, and he just stops and he's like, oh yeah. No, even better, he brings in his briefcase and that's the one all the diapers. Oh shit Reports reports where the GPS reports planning and I just got these huggies Okay, the fact that he says I go to work and I pee myself a lot I feel like I'm gonna leak it was very uncomfortable for the rest of the day to forgot another diaper This is like that old Christopher guest Billy Crystal skit. So then why are you doing this to yourself? I pee myself a lot and I feel like I'm gonna leak. It was very uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Cause I forgot another diaper. This is like that old Christopher guest, Billy Crystal skit.

Starting point is 00:17:28 Then why are you doing this to yourself? Oh God, I hate this. This sucks. Oh yeah, I hate this. Don't you hate it when you just jam this in your ear? Yeah. You shit your pants at work, and just keep it there the whole day?

Starting point is 00:17:38 I hate when that happens. I love that it's the most fixable problem I've ever heard. It's like, if there was only something I could do very easily to prevent myself from pissing myself Yes, how does he start the day and not realize that that's his priority if he wants to keep this from people That's interesting so like would you pee your dry diaper in the morning so you can change it at home and then go in I? Don't fucking know I pee before work. Yeah, you know what I mean, right? But if I was wearing a diaper I might not so

Starting point is 00:18:12 Diaper worries like it feels like every water I've ever drank is running down my legs Yeah, how long are you holding it in too before you just let it all go? If you see a one-star review on that ABDL diaper website, it's from Mark. Oh, yeah Now we brought this up before but let's talk about the smell That could be a real issue when you're walking around an eight-hour shift at work with a diaper I around an eight hour shift at work with a diaper. I think I wet more frequently now than I used to, just in less amounts. So, you know, there's some days that I don't even need to change at work. There's sometimes I, I, I die one diaper last me the entire day. As far as smells go, you know, everybody needs to try their own, their own thing., you know, use powders or creams or anything like that and stuff

Starting point is 00:19:07 Not drink coffee do this do that and stuff There's you have to kind of experiment to find out what? will And cause it to smell worse and what won't now mind you I don't mess so therefore I don't have to worry about that. I think the entire ten and a half years I think I've only messed maybe a handful of times while I'm at work wait a second he started by saying he doesn't mess up like good media there that he goes maybe a handful of times that that means you have shit yourself

Starting point is 00:19:36 at work sir yeah a handful of times which I have to say is a handful more than most everyone yes once enough for me to be like, I could never work here again. I think everybody's going to remember the day that I had to walk through here, reeking of feces. He goes on to say after that clip that fortunately, every time he messed himself, he remembered to bring his extra diapers in the diaper bag. So he would go and change in the bathroom. It's literally there with the poopy diaper. And I'm just picturing, you know, Greg is there just going, Hey, Mark, what'd you do? Shit, your diaper again. Shut up, Greg. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:14 What gave it away? The diaper bag. Yeah. What are you guys doing after you're going out for drinks? No, we're not doing anything with you. We all just go straight home. Yeah. Yeah. How come you guys never go out? Yeah. Just not our, not our thing. All right. So, uh, this is what he's up to five a day now. I'm now about five diapers a day on average. Most of them I go, you know, most of is during time off because it's so much easier to change a diaper when you're at home than it is to change at work I would imagine

Starting point is 00:20:49 imagine there's lots of people picking on you at home the CEO doesn't walk in at home and see you don't have Greg Opie Hughes fitting above the stall helpful showing the company Okay, so do you think anyone at work notices he's wearing a diaper what do you think Dave oh, yeah I think you would it would make your ass fatter right and he says it was he's a size medium, but he likes to wear a large diaper so he goes up So I would imagine that his pants would have to be pretty baggy in order to pull that off Yeah, like clown pants

Starting point is 00:21:32 Definitely got one of those like 90s suits that wesley snipes wore new jack city just something nice and baggy So you don't notice a nice steve harvey. Yeah. Well, let's find out. Um going to work in in Public in a diaper is again, just like wearing regular underwear. These people who are worried about somebody noticing that they're wearing a diaper and stuff and all I have to say is this. It's been my experience that nobody even looks up from their phone. Nobody even cares whether you're wearing a diaper or not. Nobody even cares to look at you. Keep telling yourself that Mark.

Starting point is 00:22:08 No, you know, this is how I interpret that. They all know he's wearing a diaper and no one wants to make eye contact with this weirdo. Or this is them not looking up from their phone. All they're doing is staring at their phone all day. It's strange. Everybody I walk by just has their phone out. Hey Mark, hold still. So all of us would like to do things in public that we don't do. We resist the urge. If your urge is I want to do number ones and number twos in front of people and get away with it, you have to like resist that so that you don't do that in public. Okay, I'm listening. We have this

Starting point is 00:22:44 code that we've created called society. We've all decided to like not do that kind of thing Oh, all right. It's like masturbating at work. It's just there's certain things that you can see are uncouth. Yes boy Did I find out? No no You get you learn something new every day I get it So after all of this because this video is all about how he's 10 and a half years. He's gone 24 365 the question is the people who are watching should I do this? Would I recommend 24 365 I would but and remember you have it's a commitment You have to make that commitment you you have to be willing to make those sacrifices. You can't just sit there and say

Starting point is 00:23:24 You know, oh it's hot today, so I don't want to wear. It may be too hot outside that you don't feel, you don't feel like yelling out the door, telling those hobbits to stop throwing that ring in your damn front yard, but you just deal with it the best you can. It's hot, it's miserable, but remember that babies have to wear

Starting point is 00:23:46 a diaper and have to suffer through the heat. Adult babies have to do the same thing. You have to just suffer through it. So it's miserable. Would you recommend it? Yes. Yes. You have to suffer every day and wear a diaper. I think you should do it every day. 24 hours a day. I'm confused by the Spanish. He even says he lives in Tucson. He goes, when it gets up to like 105 degrees outside, it's not comfortable wearing a wet diaper. I would imagine. It's basically the month of December is when I'm comfortable. Otherwise it sucks. But babies have to do it. So yeah,

Starting point is 00:24:22 I understand that not wanting to grow up. we all have friends who are immature sure watch movies all day long Don't have a real job video games. Yeah, don't want to get up early and work for Steven Crowder Just quit what they're told that the real hours. I don't understand all of us are a little immature But I mean you kind of get over diapers pretty young. I don't remember those days. I Don't know the last reference young. I don't remember those days. I don't know the last reference, but I don't follow me. All right. So this is some more advice about the first few months when you switch over to this lifestyle. For the few months,

Starting point is 00:25:00 don't worry about waking up wet. Don't worry about wedding. Don't worry about any of that stuff. For the first few months, just get comfortable with the idea of wearing a diaper 24 hours a day you know seven days a week just get comfortable with that idea don't worry about messing or wedding or anything like that and stuff don't that stuff will come later just get comfortable what's comfortable about shitting yourself it's getting comfortable with having a load of shit in your pants yourself By the way, it's going to take you months to get used to Like a third of a year at least In This is like no one no one is comfortable like there's no reason you should ever be comfortable

Starting point is 00:25:41 Just standing in front of others and shitting yourself Right this is like army training or something where it's like the guys going back to Iraq for the third time He's like, oh you get used to it Yeah, now listen in case you're taking captive you're gonna have to learn to shit your pants Unless there's somebody from the Vietcong hitting you with a gun every day. There's no reason you should be worrying about any of this All right, so he knows another guy who does the same thing he does. And this guy has a different technique. I know this guy who only buys diapers once a year with his tax return and he's

Starting point is 00:26:14 24, 365 and he gets something like 40 cases in all at once. And I'm like, dear Lord have mercy. It's just crazy. I couldn't, I got, I, I, I get mine, you know, I buy mine on month to month to month. I do have two months supply built up. And so that way in case they're out of stock or, you know, I run out or, you know, not run out, but in case I forget to order or something.

Starting point is 00:26:44 So I have about a month or two supply in in reserve. Well show off I like that he says in case I forget to order. This is all you're consumed with Wearing diapers. Could you imagine two months goes by like did I order diapers? Oh fuck That's why it seems impossible that he would forget to bring one to work unless he wanted people to know oh Interesting you think it's more psychological once you get caught. Oh, you know what? You're right. He's mad that people aren't checking out his pants He's putting on bigger and bigger diapers every day you smell that One day you guys will notice me I just know that with his tax return Go on vacation

Starting point is 00:27:28 This guy buys a year supply of diapers. He's in line with H&R Block on January 2nd. We can't wait. Follow me for more life hacks. I have the last clip on here. This is his sign off to his show. And until the next time, stay little, stay happy. So he's a he's a little. Yeah, like a child. I get it. Yeah, he wants to pretend he's a baby. Except for he does a YouTube show. So yes, it's a lot of problems. He has the weirdest stuff. I just keep looking in the room. I think there's a box of diapers on the floor. And up to the left, I think that's I believe that's what you take the Eucharist out of it. Mass.

Starting point is 00:28:11 It's a very bizarre collection. Well, it's not like, uh, you know, it's on display for everybody who watches the show. Oh, that's right. You have to pick these things out, determined. That's what you want people to see and He's always promoting his channel and stuff. He obviously is not concerned about people at work finding it Right, and you know someone's found it. You know someone's found it at work I wonder who the guy is he uses the tax return. Is there another one here? Yeah, I wonder who the guy is he uses the tax return is there another one here Could that be bill? Vacation I've also never seen bill of the bathroom

Starting point is 00:28:55 We always talk about how bill never gets up from his pants All right, so this is the video. I just wanted to show you some of the comments on here Good tips and nice to hear someone else's story about getting into full time wearing. I think I started late 2019, never looked back. Have you ever attended any of the conventions like CAP or stuff like that? Any plans for attending the upcoming events next year? Or is that not really your thing? Also, do you have any socials that you're active on?

Starting point is 00:29:18 Would love to chat sometime. Anywho, have a lovely rest of your day. This is my clue into that these people are fucking lonely This person's like could do what do you know the conventions are we all wear diapers and pee and shit ourselves my mind immediately goes to Some poor slob server that has to work the convention center. He's like I don't want to do it again That's like he's like it's not furries again. It's like no no no it's not We'd like to ruin your radisson in for the rest of time There's a poor bastard with daddy's standing there with his mints and he keeps rearranging him on the counter

Starting point is 00:29:58 One dollar all He's putting his own money in there just to make him feel like he did something that Keeps counting it It's nice. It's only he didn't catch the flu This was very interesting to hear your experience with being diaper 24 7 365 I thought it was interesting that you found it more difficult to sleep in a diaper actually fine It helps me a little bit with falling asleep before I ever tried diapers I was interested in them because I felt like they would help me Help with making me feel little and they do help but I wasn't expecting that they would help me feel a little more calm

Starting point is 00:30:33 Too the physical feeling of wearing a diaper to me almost feels like a hug Hug her on my penis with a hand, You know, the way grandma and grandpa would hug you. I wear mine every day for most of the day. My boyfriend isn't ABDL, but he tolerates my diaper wearing during the day. Oh, God, could you imagine? One sheet's on me at night. How could we never go down on me? I left the baby wipes right next to it so you would oh boy anyway so that's that's this that's this community but as I mentioned I brought another fun

Starting point is 00:31:15 podcast one that we've talked about in the show before but it's been a minute it is the zooier than thou podcast okay Okay. It's a show hosted by Aqua and Steve. Let's check it out, episode six from, no, I'm sorry, episode nine from season six, called Animal Jobs. And do you know what zoo files are, Dave? I've heard the name. All right, well, these are people who get romantic with animals.

Starting point is 00:31:44 Ah, that's right. I'll put it the nice way. And it's actually with animals. It's not the dressing up like a furry. Right. No, they think that that's lame because underneath that is just an actual boy penis and a girl vagina. They can't have that. You need the rocket.

Starting point is 00:32:01 You need the really go for it. I got you. So I'm going to there isn't a video component Yeah, there's a channel on YouTube I know have been demonetized Buddy Cardiff electric on his channel taken down for playing a little bit of stuttering John's movie and these people are talking about fucking dogs That's fine. That's how offensive stuttering John's a movie and these people are talking about fucking dogs That's fine. That's how offensive stuttering John's movie Good point. Yeah, that's nothing to do with the channel. They just saw part of the film and we're like this

Starting point is 00:32:33 We can't have this on YouTube Rubble's gonna eat our lunch So I want to start off I'm gonna play you what the YouTube channel video looks like because they have a cute little Image on there. All right, this theme song really does get you pumped up and this show has been around a long time This is before I went an AI theme song. I was like this is legit right here Howling at the moon Don't you know the love is wild when you're in Again, jazz comes to the aid of freaks. Well, if you were just in your room and your parents heard that, they'd be like, oh good, he's getting culture. He's just watching an old show from the 60s.

Starting point is 00:33:42 It's fine. You can't be anything bad. There's no way he wants to have sex with a bald eagle. I don't know if you heard the lyrics of that song, but one of the lyrics is love is wild when you're at zoo. Yes. They really embrace it. And they start off the first 51 minutes of the show is just them reading emails and responding to them. So they have a lot of people who are also like, I've been attracted to dogs. I didn't know there are other people out there like me. That's good to know. Yeah. So they're asking.

Starting point is 00:34:13 I always thought I was weird. Yeah. So they're asking. This is what I always say, Dave, about the internet. It's the worst thing for people ever because it used to be, yeah, it used to be like, if you were like, oh, I really want to have sex with my dog You wouldn't tell anyone no you keep that shit yourself. Yeah, your family would kill you. Only the dog knows You'd be ashamed. You wouldn't go find a discord server somewhere to be like Where's everyone else who thinks fluffy's hot? No, you wouldn't go to a dog park and be like, hey These yours

Starting point is 00:34:44 Any of them single? So here's their answer get email about what they call coming out. All right, we've all been there and nervous about coming out to our friends. Yep, that sounds pretty familiar. Yeah. So what happened? To me? Yeah, I'm batting 1000. Yeah, I've been pretty careful about who I've told, but it hasn't gone wrong for me yet. Oh man, it has gone wrong for me occasionally, but the wrong thing turned out to be the right thing. How so?

Starting point is 00:35:15 Well, I came out to people who were not accepting, and then I learned who my real friends were. If you do that enough, eventually you're just surrounded by people who like you. Another dog fuckers, obviously. Yeah, a group of neighbors chased me into a shed and lit it on fire. I've been killing teenagers in their dreams with dog balls. I picture Mark in his diaper with his friends going after these people. He freaks! I told my friend Mark and he was weirdly accepting.

Starting point is 00:35:53 So according to them, if people reject you for being sexually attracted to animals, they're bigots and weren't your friends to begin with. So you shouldn't talk to them anymore. Yeah, they're in no way, they in no we care about you and want what's best for you right just Denying the fact that you should do this imagine coming out to your friend Wait, you fuck dogs. No, no, I say I make love to dogs. Oh I'm so my bad

Starting point is 00:36:21 I'm trying to be supportive here. I make them a nice dinner Not too much dinner though, we've had an accident All right, so another email or calls or writes in and needs advice I Have a problem that I need some advice for though When I came out to my closest two friends as a zoo, and they already heavily suspected it, and weren't angry, I couldn't be happier. Until they told me they could only accept me if I didn't have any sort of romantic or sexual relationship with an animal and quote recovered from being a zoo. I lied on instinct and for my safety and said I would never, which is only partially true true I'd love to have a romantic relationship with a horse at some point in my life likely without sex Not because it's wrong, but just because I'm not interested

Starting point is 00:37:14 So maybe just haven't met the right horse yet Interested in you know, I like how his friends suspect. Yeah, that's what I happen It's like how come every time you pet my dog your rock hard that it's a noticeable across the room You have to run into the bathroom immediately. Why is that? Could you stop fingering my cat and acting like it's an accident? You always have feathers in your hair. Why is that? All right guys, she got me I'm fucking animal. I know you're all shocked. I know you can't believe that but You've caught me in your hen house several times If I ever came out with something that ridiculous people weren't surprised by go fuck

Starting point is 00:37:57 How did you get to that? Talking about behind my back. Yeah, Carl. You know you've always known. We love you. Oh, thank you You lay under pigeon-filled lamp post with your mouth open That's hardcore man Been pretty obvious our whole life pigeon scat That's a category Alright, so this is a longer clip So I apologize for that but listen to how offensive this is for gay people and I feel bad for gay people specifically

Starting point is 00:38:33 Because there was a time when they weren't accepted in society and now they are and so everyone else is a weirdo goes We're just like the gay people eventually you guys will come around right And it takes some form of love the sinner, hate the sin. And that's just a passive aggressive way of saying like, I hate you and I'm pretending to love you so that I don't look as bad. Right? And it took forms of like, hey, I don't have any problem with gay people, as long as they don't have sex with each other get married

Starting point is 00:39:07 Get in my face about it have pride parades have rights have Spousal benefits or anything else that would lend them some kind of a livable life, right? We don't care keep you with sex just don't recommend that to me as the first video on porno, please History makes you think I want to see that welcome back Yeah, by the way, we don't want to give a spousal benefits to you in the chihuahua you fuck What do you say that because uh there's something coming up that's very And it's you know you it's okay if you're a zoo Theoretically, but as long as you don't have any romantic

Starting point is 00:39:46 attraction to animals, ever have sex with an animal, look at an animal with a longing glance, as long as you're not within 500 feet of any animals ever for the rest of your life, and as long as, you know, your rights end where my sensitivities begin, then under those circumstances, I'm totally cool with you being a zoo. That's bullshit So you don't look at an animal thing walking give it the bedroom eyes That's wild All right, so Just drilling a hole in your neighbor's fence because you know he has three golden doodles.

Starting point is 00:40:30 All right, so these guys are so far gone, they don't even understand what they're saying anymore. Yeah, and Cecil, I agree with you that the risk of harm in a romantic only zoo relationship is basically zero. Are they mad about thought crimes? Like, come on, man. And it makes me wonder, like, what does it even mean to not have a romantic relationship with an animal? That line gets super blurry with just normal human animal interactions already.

Starting point is 00:41:01 He thinks that petting a dog just automatically leads to sex like I mean that's already foreplay right there so what's the difference yeah something that relieves your own stress and let you the animal know you love it isn't that obviously a sexual relationship yeah I mean okay you call it first base you know whatever I mean we're all gonna get a home run eventually You might get your heart broken. That's true, too Fuck well I have some more clips on here. I just want to have a romantic relationship with the whole place I just want to have a candlelight dinner. Is that weird? What I just want to feed it carrots in the dark

Starting point is 00:41:42 I just want to have a candlelight dinner. Is that weird? But I just want to feed it carrots in the dark. I want to be conscious of your time, Dave. I appreciate you coming on the show. I know you got a lot going on today. Yes, sir. That's all right, man. I appreciate it. But by the way, I didn't mention this before. This is like six years in the making getting Dave on W ATP. We talked about it years ago and here it is we finally made it happen so thank you very much for coming on and again I'll just say check out

Starting point is 00:42:10 Normal World you can find it on YouTube at at Normal World. I gotta have you on. I would love to come on. Awesome. I've been on Alex's Alex Stein show too so I'd love to make a trip and check out what you guys are up to off the, out there in Dallas. Yeah, please do. Let's make it happen. Sounds good. And look who's here. Bob Levy is here. What's up Bob? Hey guys, Dave. What's up brother? Bob. How are you, sir? Good to see you brother. Been watching you Korea grow and grow. And I love it. Thank you my friend.

Starting point is 00:42:45 Yeah, Dave just wrote me in the private chat and said, Oh, Bob's here, I gotta go. I do have to go, it's not cause of you Bob. God damn it. I miss you Bob. I miss you too buddy. All right, Dave, thanks again man. And yeah, no problem, I'll see you all later.

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Starting point is 00:44:38 That's true. Couldn't get out, he couldn't get out. It's a whole thing with them. So have you ever heard of Zoo-ear Than Thou? We're in the middle of reviewing a podcast. No, no. It is a show hosted by guys who have romantic relationships with animals. Really?

Starting point is 00:44:58 They're zoo files. Oh God. And they're proud of it. And they've been doing this show for years. They're on season six. Oh God, they must're proud of it and they've been doing this show for years. They're on season six God, they must be good at that. Yeah. Well, yeah, I would think they've mastered it at this point They're showing off with all their skills So notice this thing they they start off reading emails and responding to people who are also zoo files for the first 50 minutes

Starting point is 00:45:21 And then they wrap that up. They tease what the next Segment is going to be yeah, maybe not the best word he is giraffe teaser They tease with the next segments gonna be but listen to this they have they have sponsors nice Where's the line between work and? Exploitation like who does it serve do cute animals get better jobs? And accolades? Do animals like having jobs? Or is that bullshit? It's complicated. So we're looking at a few examples and all the baggage and benefits, if any. I hope there's benefits. That's next on

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Starting point is 00:46:53 Wow, where they were going with that Did they at least do a lead in that song I don't know I've heard the whole track yet I'll have to go back and check it. But yeah, so there's like some weirdo on some social media site I couldn't get into. I looked up that some guy put out an album about fucking animals. That's a sponsor. But now it wasn't a double album. I mean, if you're going to fuck animals, you want to go all the way 13 tracks because they're very busy, Bob. They have other hobbies, Obviously, so that's just a coincidence that these sponsors found them right now. Okay, so the name of this episode is animal jobs Okay, and so what they're talking about is like service animals and different things that humans have animals do and they want to talk about

Starting point is 00:47:37 That I think the idea here is to Examine in some depth all of the different ways that humans use animals towards human ends and decide whether or not any of those permissible or ethical or if any of them if there's problems to be found there these are people who fuck animals who are concerned about if it's ethical or not to have service animals you know what the weird thing is I've been watching a show about animals talking about guys that fuck them and they talk about these guys. It's fucking amazing. Just like it's the worst, man. I met this guy in a podcast.

Starting point is 00:48:29 I went in the backyard. They gave me milk. Next thing you know, he's cheating on me. He's fucking two lions at a time. I wonder where PETA comes down on this because they're very concerned about animal rights, obviously. Yeah, but do they want them getting romantic with people? Loving me I like I don't know how far that they would go with this, you know, and maybe they're sponsoring it Well, they try not to finish on the fur It is the polite It's such a hassle.

Starting point is 00:49:06 It really is. I hate when the lion goes, don't get it on my hair. Don't get it on my mane. All right, so this is a wild statement right here. I know a blind zoo with a CNI dog who is not only his service animal but his partner It's unbelievable this show and the last show we just listened to you're like well these have to be parodies they're not How many members do they have like this this video right here has 1400 views

Starting point is 00:49:43 Geez and doing my numbers All the comments are positive. They're not just like get the fuck off the internet or anything like that That's what I get My god Animals no one's even calling them names like my chat is about me right now Concern about unwanted pregnancies That is one of the perks. It's good boy So he goes I know a blind zoo

Starting point is 00:50:09 Who it's they're seeing eye dog by day and then their mate at nighttime And listen to this detail when the vest is on he's at work when the vest is off He's his mate. So I guess they found a work-life balance It's business time when that vest comes off. Honey, I'm home. If that's true, that's wild if it's true. I happen to know a blind guy, my buddy Mike. And I've asked him about seeing eye dog,

Starting point is 00:50:40 if he'd ever like get one. And in all seriousness, he goes, no, cause they're not pets. You're not allowed to treat them like a pet no they're literally just working for you they're working it's like drug dogs that's what is if you have drugs on you at the airport just start petting them for no reason going good boy and then they get mad and they go no he's working you got to get away get away yeah that's right They chase you away from the dog. I just love dogs so much. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:51:06 I'm sorry. I'm really high. I got all this weed and edible on me. You know what I do? I put my Coke in a steak. So when the cop, I'm just like, oh, I'm sorry. Just carry raw steak with me. That's why it's freaking out.

Starting point is 00:51:19 Carry on, sir. Carry on. It's a baller move right there. The vest is off and they're getting it on. Now let's talk about some examples of things that we know animals are working for us. Here's an example. I can think of some goofy examples of how this is just everywhere. This measurement we call horsepower.

Starting point is 00:51:43 It's called horsepower for a reason some horse somewhere did some amount of work in some period of time and before the metric system or anything that made any kind of sense so horsepower that's how you know that we put animals to work because of the term horsepower yeah that proves that pretty good reasoning right there never seen a horse back up like these guys want him to. Right, that's what I'm referring to. I always thought horsepower was like, power to the horse is like girl power,

Starting point is 00:52:13 or black power, horsepower. But that's the horses behind Bob right now. That's how they're taking it. Now, this show wouldn't be a good show without some helpful advice. And so, sometimes, when you're a renter, the landlord will charge you extra money to have a pet. In fact, I think it's a common practice at this point. You can have a cat, you can have a dog, but it's going to be a little extra money.

Starting point is 00:52:39 You can't just say, hey, we're fucking. You can't charge me a... So they have some advice for you, Bob. Oh, no Whatever you may not realize that if you have a service animal they are prohibited from charging you right now Julie without his accent. I know that oh shit. That's Julie. No you glee. Oh you As you glee without his accent. I can tell. And cannot exclude you on the basis of your service animals presence in your living quarters. So if you're wondering how that works, you get a prescription for a service animal.

Starting point is 00:53:33 And a lot of people can give you that prescription such as, oh, like a behavior therapist could or a psychotherapist or a LPC could give you a prescription of a service animal that doesn't expire and that's for, I don't know, PTSD, whatever. So this actually makes a lot of sense because think about it. I remember I used to rent a one-bedroom and then my girlfriend moved in. They didn't raise my rate 40 bucks a month or anything like that, you know? That's like, yeah, well, I know I have a dog, but we're dating. Yeah, what's a service animal? It's service in my dick. Right, yes. I love that they explained to you that you can just be like,

Starting point is 00:54:00 yeah, you can just lie to someone and just get the prescription and then... Yeah, you're a therapist? So and just get this up the prescription and then yeah your therapist So you want this animal for what reason? How many fucking dogs are on a couch now fucking talking to a therapist I can't see you. I'm also seeing your dog I can't see you. I'm also seeing your dog Kind of with the interest on this one. Oh man Yeah, so Apparently they go on to explain that once you get this prescription

Starting point is 00:54:32 They every place has to allow you to have your animal with you. This is your boyfriend or your girlfriend to them But they're like any restaurant even in the hospital they have to allow you to bring which at a certain point. I don't need my girlfriend around anymore You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm getting better. I'm on the mat to go away wait in the car This is the last clip I have because they they piggyback no pun intended off of this Concept of getting a service animal that can stay in your apartment concept of getting a service animal that can stay in your apartment. Can you imagine the Fair Housing Act and then you apply for an apartment you get in, you move in with your

Starting point is 00:55:11 emotional support horse, the floor can safely support this horse and the horse is house trained. And then they just can't get rid of you and you just have a horse living in your apartment. That'd be pretty great. I didn't like it. That'd be pretty great, he said. He'd be happier if just the horse's cock was there, not the whole horse.

Starting point is 00:55:33 Right. This is fucking psychos. This is like, this is allowed? I don't think so, I think this is illegal, I'm pretty sure. But these guys have been doing this for a while. They actually have a more recent episode, I didn't want to get it because I wanted to have fun today they have t-shirts at least I would wear this merch rumors get started pretty quickly when that happens though guys it's a joke you just be gay

Starting point is 00:55:59 it's not enough for me anymore but yes, yeah, so they have a recent episode. I didn't want to pull clips from because it was all about unaliving yourself. So I assume the people in this community have some mental problems. Would be my guess. Definitely. Yeah. This is fucking weird. It's, it's wild.

Starting point is 00:56:21 But they have no merch, really? I'm looking into it. Yeah, look into that. Let's get Bob a shirt or a hat or something My hard horses. Is your birthday coming up Bob? I got you buddy Hey, I told you bills are going to Super Bowl they will watch I I'm starting to feel it I don't want to jinx anything not that I believe in jinxing things or anything like that or superstition But I thought Baltimore was gonna be the harder test Yeah

Starting point is 00:56:50 And the whole thing is the refs can't really be that blatant in this game because they're totally gonna be watched It's not gonna I don't think it can be game-changing They've done it before yeah, but if they do I'm done with it. I can't anymore. I'm going back to wrestling where it's fucking real. Yes, right. I'd rather watch WWE because it's like, I good somebody came up with this script and I enjoy it. Right. Yeah. It's well written as long as we all know that it's fine. And we appreciate our friends over at Magic Mind. You've heard me talk about him a lot, but they just put out a brand new product. Now I've been drinking this Magic Mind product,

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Starting point is 00:58:55 Should we start with Rob Saul? Maybe we should start there. I know you talked about the New York show today. Yeah, it's like crazy. It's like you can't come bring people. If you're telling your boss you can't come, somebody's like crazy. It's like, you can't come bring people. If you're telling your boss, you can't come, somebody's coming to bring in 10 people because I have trouble with them on the internet. The guy's gonna be like, I can't have this guy. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:59:13 I don't need that eggs. Let me play you the clip and then let's talk about that. I don't know how much you got into it. I caught a lot of your show today and I heard you addressing it, but I'm interested in your take Not Rob solvers is Chad Zumach These people are the gifts that keep on giving You gotta love doom

Starting point is 00:59:44 You know a nice podcast. Stupid. Did you really call AC police on chat? Listen, as far as Chad Zuma goes and I see you and Deb, uh, uh, make it fun of me and calling me out on there and do what you need to do. Wait, it is the guy from the other show that was just on. Yeah. Isn't he a zooier than bow? He's the third bike, right? Can you imagine you got fired from that show? He's all bitter about it. You can, you can talk about me. I'll,

Starting point is 01:00:16 I'll block people and do what I need to do. But once you say, I liked that he starts off by saying like, guys, talk all the shit you want. I will run scared and call the police. I will block you start coming to my job and and How I make my living then yeah, we that's taken seriously Chad has a record of stalking people He stalks people with the pussy not pussies Different there was a stalking rap He stalks people with a pussy, not pussies. It's very different. No one wants to stalk you, Rob. I did let, you know, I did let my job know and the police know.

Starting point is 01:00:55 And... All right, so let me back up real quick. So they're going to Atlantic City for the Super Bowl weekend again, and they're doing that Kill Kevin show. Didn't T.O. Hank give us a sticker? I think we have a sticker laying around. There's the wrong year on it, but thanks T.O. Hank for sending that to us. The MLC.

Starting point is 01:01:13 Yeah, you got it right there. So it's the second annual meetup for Atlantic City. Of course, Bob is not allowed within 50 miles of the event. Well, I can go. I just can't go into that place. I'm joking. Atlantic city, of course, Bob is not allowed within 50 miles of the event. Well, I can go. I just can't go into that place. I mean, I'm joking. That's why I'm not going again, because I'm going to be banned from another place. So I'm not going to be. I can't. I like working down there. So right. So they're doing some live podcast thing. And Chad says, after the show,

Starting point is 01:01:42 we'll all go over to where Rob works and we'll order drinks and food and stuff from Rob. And Rob goes, I'm going to call the police and I'm going to tell HR that you're doing that. So this, this is where we're at right now. Chad will be not welcome at my job. Um, and if he does show up then files will be charged with the Files will be charged Entering and ordering Yes, right This guy wants two orders of chicken wings and three sauces on the side. Wait a minute. No way. I know that order I

Starting point is 01:02:23 Want my mozzarella sticks and I want them now. With the police. That's just the way it is. I mean, you know, he can call it gay or whatever you want, but, uh, you know, if Chad came to my house, what I call the police now, um, would you serve them? That is, that is so backwards. Yes. If he goes into an establishment where everyone's there to order food and drinks and he does those two things in public, then you'll call the customer. He comes to your house. You're okay with that.

Starting point is 01:02:59 But he won't do that because he wants to, uh, come to my job where he knows that, uh, you know, he can antagonize me and bully me. And if I, if I, uh, you know, hold on a second, Rob's a bartender, right? Yeah. Yeah. So what is, what is he talking about? You're allowed to just go in and bully employees at a restaurant or bar. Yes, sir. I do suck

Starting point is 01:03:29 Here's the horrible drink I made for you, I'm sorry So get in my office Come back Adam I'm risking losing my job and and and what I you know how I make my money Wow, so he is one of these guys who thinks that he can Chad can get him fired from his job. This is the thing I made fun of about Chad years ago. You know we say like I know where you work and I'm gonna get you fired. It's just like well that's not how that works at all. People are good employees some asshole from the internet

Starting point is 01:04:03 calling their boss isn't gonna do to do anything? So, yeah, we, w those, those threats are taken seriously. Who got threatened? Um, what? Yeah. I mean, when, when you tell people you're going to bring a group of people to their job and say, serve me bitch, and, uh, we're going to run you around. And Chad's even sit on pet pass pocket. He's going to get the managers involved and make sure all that that's a, yeah, that's a threat that's to be taken seriously when you're,

Starting point is 01:04:34 you're you're fucking with someone's job. And how, how insecure is Rob at his job that he thinks that if the guy goes, can I talk to your manager and Rob's like, Oh shit, I'm going to get fired. Like, I'm not the first person to complain about it. It sounds like he's skating on thin ice. Right. Wow. This is, this is weird. Yeah. How they pay their bills and how they pay their mortgage. Um, yeah. So it is what it is.

Starting point is 01:05:01 Chad, when he's doing his job, Because his job is podcasting basically, right? Right. So it's the same thing, just saying shit. All this is is talk. And the fact that, so two things are true. Chad has a criminal record and Chad is a liar. So I would think that the lying part outweighs the criminal record part in this case where you go well

Starting point is 01:05:29 He's playing him of course he is this is the same thing I mean this is part of his playbook and the fact that Rob falls for this in order to get the police Involved and his company involved. Yeah, it's like this ain't for you, Rob. If this is how you're responding to this This is all I do to you now. Yeah, can you imagine cops going? Okay, so what are the order? So he said too much ice in this cocktail, okay, yeah, yeah We're on the case, but I should remind everyone because if you're just watching this in this context You'd be like well. Why is he picking on Rob Rob is the biggest asshole to everyone all the time He calls everyone out with and not even in a fun way He's just an angry dude who calls people horrific names and goes after their wives. He was going after my wife

Starting point is 01:06:12 He's going after Kevin Brennan's wife He's going after Bob's wife and in a vicious vicious way now Chad doesn't have girls in his life So Rob couldn't do that to him, but he would have if that were a scenario The Chad's going after his mozzarella sticks and drinks. He doesn't have a wife. So Chad's going after that. When you think about this, Chad is just going there, throwing it out there and you're fucking biting on it. That's what it is. Sometimes you just got it. You don't even have to,

Starting point is 01:06:41 you don't need fucking bait on the hook with a lot of these people Oh, honestly if you ignore Chad he goes away Now it's well documented. You know Chad your buddy was on your show. You can't bad mouth now He did come on point devil play this past week. He wanted to set the record straight with us But I mean this is this is the thing like he's just fueling this fire now And he's gonna get way more people talking about going to his place of employment. Why don't you just take off that day? That's a good point get someone to cover your shift. I can't afford it You know I'm not I'm not if Rob was smart. He would have shown up to kill Kevin and

Starting point is 01:07:24 Tried to fuck with them because they'd be like well. I'm not working tonight. I'm actually here instead. Let me talk to your manager Here I am what's the problem? You know scared of Chad Zumach personally, but You know yeah, Chad Zumach and a group of uh, you know, uh, yeah. Uh, Chad Zumock and a group of people, uh, coming to my job to cause a scene. Yeah, I'm not doing that. You really can't cause a scene anywhere. That's why like bars have bounces and security that ever a reason

Starting point is 01:07:59 you're going into their house. Right, Bob. I've been at lots of restaurants before it's never the employees getting kicked out. It's always the patrons who are causing a problem.. Right, Bob, I've been at lots of restaurants before. It's never the employees getting kicked out. It's always the patrons who are causing a problem. They go, okay, you gotta go. They're never just like, wait a second, you know this guy, he's fired. Doesn't make any sense. No.

Starting point is 01:08:18 A man of many inches, two dollars. This is a battle. When anyone come your work, it is war, yes. Well, it's not war. it's not war when you call the cops it's not war correct you know no I do not work at hard rock but f chat for the record yes now I I I I'm not is my that's something guy was telling the truth. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Please clarify the statement you made here. Did the police say the acts were disturbing and alarming or those your own words? Um, I can't get the, what do I got to copy and paste this? Um,

Starting point is 01:09:17 get now, uh, yeah. Everybody said it was, yeah, they said it's alarming. The guy has a record for stalking and if the guy You know if the guy comes to my job then There will be action taken do Just I don't care He's fucking lost the plot He's realizing he's fucking lost the plot on this one. I just said I'm the fucking guy.

Starting point is 01:09:49 B-b-b-boss, there's a guy here. He's placing an order. Sois! I believe there's been other ones with him. Being very particular about his cocktail. It's a gang. He wanted another lemon. wanted trespass we don't have plastic straws sir stop making a scene It's paper. It's Jersey God damn it help me you want to like be tough guy and come confront me fine Just stay away from my job. That's all I'm asking. I don't ask a whole lot to be honest

Starting point is 01:10:25 Well I agree that no one should go to people's place of employment but if you work at a bar and people could just go in there and hang out there then There isn't a problem here. There's nothing Chad's gonna be able to do to get you fired Rob. I'm in fuck with my job. That's all That's all is it that is that is it that much of an ask? And I just want one thing I know about Guys like Chad is if you tell me you don't like something they'll stop doing it. Hey, that's the one thing I don't want you doing. I'm sorry. I was out of line Well stop immediately. I didn't realize Rob. Okay, so

Starting point is 01:11:04 This is what I'm clarifying from for I just wanted so he knows he can't say Oh, I'm just popping up and just coming hanging out to have a drink No, I want to let him know like I don't want you near me I find your behavior very disturbing and alarming and I don't want you there. But yeah Yeah, I mean and he's got it titled, what's the truth or doom is doom actually a female? That's what I heard on Bob's show today. Well, I mean, I guess I just assumed it to do

Starting point is 01:11:33 matter if we're fucking, right? Someone's trying to change the subject right there. What about this doom character? Anyone know anything about that person? He's a plain doom. Because you know, when I check my numbers, it's like my, my, my audience is 92% male and 8% female. I didn't think. So there's 92 males and eight females.

Starting point is 01:11:55 Doom was one of them. Yeah. What's the truth? Yeah, that's, that's the truth. Yeah. It's, and that's, that's the, that's a charge I could do now, which I opted against, uh, which is a disturbing and alarming content, or content contact disturbing and alarming. Oh, here's the thing guys. Uh, Chris also, this is, this is him what three weeks before this is going to happen. The Superbowl weekend we're talking about. Yeah. This is going to wait till it, get, this is going to get I get this is gonna get interesting

Starting point is 01:12:26 When it gets a lot closer you think so you think there's gonna be more being made. Look at this It's it's a madhouse now. Yeah, we don't even know who's playing. Yeah, right I don't understand why Rob is making a big deal about this if I were the police they're like So he says gonna show up to your work when four weeks from now. Can you call us then? They're like so he says gonna show up to your work when four weeks from now. Can you call us then? We got some shit to do between now and then so not all that worried about it I should be back from my honeymoon then sir. Yeah, right. Oh I can do that, you know, it's not a big deal I can do that, but I opted not to do that, but you know, they said it was disturbing and alarming

Starting point is 01:13:04 Contact but if he does show up at my job, it goes to a whole nother level But you know they said it was disturbing and alarming contact But if he does show up at my job it goes to a whole nother level I wanted to make it clear he wasn't welcome fucking pull his pants down and blow them and say now you're gay, too Why are you so hard right now? So you I didn't want him I was uncomfortable with him near or I am uncomfortable with him near me You just went to your house Now all Chad has to do is bring what he said to there Well, you know, they're gonna say I'm not dealing with this shit, correct? This is ridiculous

Starting point is 01:13:42 He lit a crack horn fire two blocks from here. I don't have time for this shit. Correct. This is ridiculous. He lit a crack horn fire two blocks from here. I don't have time for this shit. Also a good point. Atlantic city's got a bigger fish to fry. Exactly. Um, I, I, I, I, I says Rob, leave the police alone. They have real issues. I, I, I, I listen, I don't want to get the police involved my lawyer advised me to do it. Okay, that's hilarious right there This is another parallel with Aaron Imhol where he's like guys My lawyer told me to do this. Okay, this is how this happens you go to your lawyer with your sad sack tattletale bullshit and They want nothing to do with this. They're an attorney

Starting point is 01:14:22 It's like all right if you had a problem call the police Right they'll all just push you off on that cuz like you don't pay me to deal with Chad Zumach Threatening to come to your work call the cops and and order drinks, but do you know what I mean though Bob? It's not like his attorney called up and goes hey Rob I just caught what Chad was saying listen what you got to do listen to me write this down call the police Tell him you're worried about his behaviors like no Rob obviously called his attorney to be like And the lawyer said if he if he throws you in front of a car and you get hit call me back I really don't give You somehow yes, we have something to do he's like

Starting point is 01:15:02 I'm still trying to sue Kevin Brennan over jokes. So I'm kind of busy right now. Maybe you can, uh, wait, is this happening too? These are both happening. Well, he always claims that he's got his attorney working on some kind of suit against Kevin Brennan. Maybe it's criminal, maybe it's civil. I don't even know. I know it's that's all these fucking assholes. Like you don't belong on the internet doing this. If you go to police, if you go to attorneys, if you're filing lawsuits, yeah, I'm talking to you VTM. I saw him on your show today. If you're going to be tough behind, you know, on the internet, you know, you, you can't, you can't, you ha you can't have it both ways. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:15:38 They said something on your show today, Bob, that I was like, Oh wow, I got to take note of that. Okay. Because he goes, yeah, you know, it's like, did I react when John went to the board and tried to get me in trouble and get my law is taken away? I'm like, yeah, you're suited for 12.5 million dollars. You definitely reacted to that. Yeah, but I was cool about it. He's like, he's above all of this. Like, no, you do the exact same shit. You teased them for how long Finally did something and you see this is what happens nobody they it's a sick world Yeah, guys. It's the internet all right. We're all just doing shows relax I think Rob called a cop and they said just call your lawyer

Starting point is 01:16:19 It's like ask your mother What did your mom say you should do my next week it'll be like I talked to my Ask your mother. They're both, yeah, trying to push it off. What did your mom say you should do? My next week it'll be like, I talked to my landscaper and he told me that I should do this. My bookie says that, take the chiefs, but also that this is disturbing behavior. I really didn't, even a non-producer said to me. Even a non-producer said to me and even a non-producer

Starting point is 01:16:48 Listen to this again, so he's getting advice from all the good so wait a minute. Hold on This is the funniest fucking thing right there. Dr. Scotty Jones tattle verse People Do it I Thank you. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Fuck yeah. Stop it with this shit. I really didn't, even Anon producer said to me, and I consider him a close confidant in this world. Anon producer by close confidant said. Anon producer said to me, don't, you know, you're just gonna cause more trouble.

Starting point is 01:17:22 What is Anon? Anonymous, I would imagine. Okay. Okay. That is, isn't that, what is that place that is for drugs? I know. Well, what is thinking of Alvin? Yeah. You're thinking of Alvin. I'm a non producer. I wish you'd do some producing over there. I told you.

Starting point is 01:17:51 Once you start going and you're trying to get people in trouble and getting them jammed up at their job, like for me, it's like, uh, this is a, I have a good job. I don't want to lose it. You know? Yeah. So what made you want to go into this? Like, why would you come in fucking guns blazing and then when, when, when things are not going your way, you'll have to, you know,

Starting point is 01:18:10 you just don't do that. Well, Rob Saul is the same guy who will be like, look at, I put myself out there. I'm not hiding behind a potato filter, blah, blah, blah. And then it's like, yeah, all right. Well, people know where you work and they're going to go fuck with you. What the fuck? Why is that happening? Cause you put yourself out there. You're talking all this mad shit on the Internet. You and Cardiff has to put that. You have you seen him in person?

Starting point is 01:18:30 Nobody, everybody would nobody would come in. They'd be terrified to look at that. Are you kidding me? How many views would he get on rumble? Even less than he's getting now, which is why I think about fucking big animal. You know. Yeah, you know, it was actually it was human resources at work that said it first. Um, yeah. And, uh, the police just agreed to, I say, I said,

Starting point is 01:18:59 I'm sorry. As soon as you get human resources involved and, uh, issue you have with Chad Zumaq, you've lost. Yeah. But the funny thing is, it didn't the guy that got thrown out of the Eagles thing that was yelling at a lady as a green mate, wasn't he human resource? Like wasn't he in charge of that? Like kind of taking, making sure that that's what, you know, people then talk to people like that at work. Yeah. He was a project manager for a DEI company. So they're all about diversity, equity and inclusion.

Starting point is 01:19:28 And there he is calling this woman a dumb C word over and over again. Yeah. That's not very inclusive of you, sir. Exactly. That really getting the equity part of this down, but that's your team, Bob. Hey man, it's not really. That's Philly. That's Philly for you. That's where I live near. That's it All right. All right, Baltimore Colts fan way back in the day. They left. That's it. No more. Oh, yeah I like watching football. What's your Johnny United's Jersey? What are we talking about here? Yes, Jim O'Brien That's kicker in the game Don't know if you ever heard of Mike Curtis, motherfuckers.

Starting point is 01:20:10 All right. We got to shift gears because Bob, you're going to find this character fascinating. Welcome to Peer Genuine, where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes. I love the before. Yes. I love the energy. Yes. It's your host right here. Frenchy Hanna. Yes. Alright. So, Frenchy just did a show yesterday. Uh thanks to Catherine from Vancouver for sending this over to me. This is pure gold because Frenchy had a meltdown

Starting point is 01:20:42 when Tic Tac went away. Oh no. And then TikTok came back. And so this has been a roller coaster of emotion that Frenchie has been in. We are going to talk about TikTok. Is that a black gray DeVito? I haven't seen it in a long time. It's a black gray DeVito, but dumber. No way. Now you're lying too. Sounds like hyperbole, but I promise you. My God.

Starting point is 01:21:11 We are going to talk about TikTok, how TikTok got banned for a couple hours. And now it is bad. Like nothing never happened. What's up with that? I love the way Frenchy talks. It's amazing to me. English is this person's first language. If I talk that slow, I'd be doing seven hours every day. Just to babble for what I go through. This is the slowest talking man, right?

Starting point is 01:21:45 Well, okay. It's a she. Okay. But we did find out recently that she used to be a man. Okay. And I don't know what she's kept and what she's gained along the way. Wait, it started. Okay. What did she, she started as, wait, he started as a man. Right. Now? According to her, she is now a she, but she was a dude. Actually, you know, there's another parallel with Ray DeVito.

Starting point is 01:22:14 We found out she was in a really bad accident at one point. Oh my God. So there might be something similar going on here. How far away did they take her to the hospital? Is it 45 miles? Why would they take me to that hospital when I hear it? It just fucking lay back there and shut the fuck up. All right. So she did a 24 hour Tik Tok stream when Tik Tok was going to go away. And I guess a lot of people were doing that to be like, Oh,

Starting point is 01:22:37 we're standing with Tik Tok or whatever. And she's trying to figure out, she's trying to figure out when did Tik Tok actually get banned in the US? Didn't even give us until 12 a.m. Like it shut off at 5 p.m. Well for me it shut off at 5 20. If I want to say exact it was 5 24. Yes you guys it was was 524 yes and I was like what the heck like what is going on right here watch where's my phone I wish all women would talk that slow oh it's right here it's right next to your balls yeah talk to me that you could leave the room, come back and the story is still going. I didn't miss anything.

Starting point is 01:23:29 Oh yeah. That would happen. Okay. So I like the idea that the reason why it was 524 is because even her clock is slow. You're going to love this. She's reading the note that she saw on TikTok when they took it away. And Bob, you might be a better reader than Fred G. Halle. Yeah, I'm throwing it out there.

Starting point is 01:23:53 We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to resonate. Tick tock. He takes office. Please stay tuned. And now it says learn more. You guys, Bob, you would know the word resonate, right? Resonate. Yeah. I mean, it's F to seven.

Starting point is 01:24:24 The whole thing is, is that I found a new news person for my show. Yes. Oh my gosh. You two should team up. That'd be fantastic. Um, all right. So this is like a Dr. Seuss thing that, uh, Frenzy goes into here. It's not even 12 AM yet. Not on the East coast, not on the West coast. Like what is going on? Not Midwest, not down South.

Starting point is 01:24:58 No where in not even North. It's not midnight on the coast. It's not midnight with some toast. Well played. It's not midnight in the west. It's not midnight in a vest. What is she doing right there? North and south have nothing to do with time zones. Exactly. They're not coasts. She's very dumb. Okay. So, let's find out when she found out TikTok was going away. Cause all the rest of us all knew this. This has been a pretty big news story going on for quite some time. I don't know how I was super, super late on this, but everybody knew about this

Starting point is 01:25:39 for two weeks. And I just knew about it. I knew about this for two, like two days ago, two days ago. It might be. This is what I love about Frenchie is this has nothing to do with why Tik Tok went away. It's when she found out this goes on for a bit. Yeah, this is what she spoke about. You love it. Days ago to no bit. Yeah, this is what she spoke about you. I love it days ago to No way when when did I like? yesterday

Starting point is 01:26:13 Yeah, two days ago you guys two days ago that was what Wednesday You don't need to know today. Yeah, it's two days Days ago don't go backwards like that Thursday Yeah, Thursday you guys Thursday was the day I found out This episode was recorded on Tuesday You know wouldn't be good if somebody can do this for me, please Okay, you Clippers go into that thing which he was just going off about also get Ray Put him in that chair next to and just going I didn't know I didn't know I don't want to be involved with this

Starting point is 01:26:59 So if you can put that together you Clippers, please create a conversation between those two That's the fucking greatest show in the world. Well, you might be out of something because she's gonna try to figure out some math right now She wants to figure out how many hours cuz she's she's seeing 12s everywhere She's like wait supposed to go off at 12 a.m. And I found out about a 12 noon and there's all these different things Maybe there's a pattern going on like what like what wait what is 12 12 a.m. to 12 let's see 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 somebody cut some fingers off or I can't stay all day. Okay, no, nevermind. The fuck is going on?

Starting point is 01:27:47 But you guys... Wait! One, two, three, four, five, six... Seven. Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten... Eleven. My God. Okay, okay no nevermind nevermind like was that 12 hours exactly from 12 a.m. to 5 p.m. but it's not what she's trying to figure out if it was 12

Starting point is 01:28:19 hours or 12 a.m. to 5 p.m. but she was trying from 12 to 12 before. Right. So let's see what's 12 to 12. That's probably like six. That's how Frenchie warms up. I love watching Frenchie, but watching Bob meet Frenchie is amazing. Yeah, this is fantastic. This is a real person. And she's talking about the people who are involved in getting Tik Tok reinstated in this country. And then we had Elon Musk. Then we had Mark Zuckerberg or Mark Wahlberg. I mean,

Starting point is 01:28:53 or is that the bird one of them too? Yeah. One of them, one of them. No Mark. Zach one cake on the other one makes a Facebook guy. New kids on the block was there. I don't remember all the details. It's amazing. Here, she's talking about the owner of the Dodgers. Now that's Frank McCourt, who is also used to be the owner of the Dodgers. But he's another billionaire who's looking at maybe purchasing owner of the Dodgers, but he's another billionaire who's looking at maybe purchasing a Tik Tok.

Starting point is 01:29:25 Uh, Dodgers wants to own it. He's one of the members of a shark tank. I forget his name, but I have his face in my eyes, but I don't remember his name. I have his face in my eyes, but I don't remember his name. He's right on the tip of my nose. I just can't think of the ball guy, you know, the guy on a shark tank. That's bald. That's the guy that wants to buy it.

Starting point is 01:29:52 Bob, listen to this clip and try to figure out what Fred Jews try to communicate here. Everybody wasn't being in that like job job light action camera format, they were breaking character and talking to us like, like not in character as what their job title is for. Basically. I saw a guy, I think she's saying who's supposed to be in character. Like who's supposed to act like they are on TV, but they weren't.

Starting point is 01:30:29 Is that what she was trying to say? She's talking about tick tockers and she's talking about all these tick tockers who are concerned about tick tock going away and doing these long streams. And she says action camera format. Wow. Yeah. I don't think, um, words aren't good. This is what I always say to Bob and people, sometimes they watch a little bit of French and they start to feel bad for him or her.

Starting point is 01:30:53 But remember no one's forcing this person to start a YouTube channel or a Tik Tok account and try to talk into a camera. And if they are, they're a genius. I'd like to fuck our brains in What's Frenchie gonna introduce her guests the two pillows So she must like disability right there's no way this person's employed We find out you're right again. Yeah, found out she has her master's degree just like array I hope you don't work at a fast food place cuz it wouldn't be fast

Starting point is 01:31:31 But you know it would be like she'd be fired right away on Tuesday cuz you want a burger on Thursday You guys stop rushing me. Wait, didn't you order this two days ago? Wait, yesterday? That's one. Here's another one. It's just amazing. And that neural core mess up our body, neural alignment.

Starting point is 01:32:04 It messed it all up. She got scoliosis, I think. In her brain. Yeah, this is like weird. Yeah, hey doctor, dump it down for me. I don't understand this medical mumble jumble that you're speaking right now. It's like, I feel like Chief, I want to put a pillow over her head at the end of the movie, you know?

Starting point is 01:32:24 At the beginning of the movie, they took her brain. Yeah. I want you to maintain your dignity. Nevermind. Just stop talking. All right. This one is awesome. This might be the clip of the day right here because it starts with some very insightful and astute questions about what really happened with tech talk. What is going on now? Now I wonder, now I wonder, Supreme Court and government is the Supreme Court another part of the government? Or was it just the government all in all?

Starting point is 01:33:17 I feel like the government's had something to do with this. Wow. She's onto something. Yeah, she's gotten to the bottom of this whole TikTok thing. do with this. Wow. She's onto something. She's gotten to the bottom of this whole TikTok thing. The government might be involved in the Supreme court might be a part of the government or had something to do with it. Anyway, possibly. This woman has never read anything. Obviously. I love lady Ray. I fucking love her.

Starting point is 01:33:41 Isn't she great? She did. How, how many does she have? Like, does she have a ton of these? Yeah, she's been doing different types of shows for years now. This is gold. This woman is gold. It's amazing. Now, you're probably thinking, well, if she starts to talk about the theory of relativity and getting into Einstein talk, she'll probably sound more intelligent.

Starting point is 01:34:00 And that's what happens in my next clip where she's talking about conspiracies, how she likes conspiracies theories weather outer space you know MC square all of that like MC equals whatever whatever yeah, you don't need the answer Seekers whatever whatever Yeah, you don't need the answer. Yeah, it's close enough.

Starting point is 01:34:22 SQL's whatever, whatever. MCM or, yeah. That was so long ago. The teacher gives you a B minus, like, all right. You're close to a formula there. It's fine. We got you. Well, she's fired up that TikTok is back.

Starting point is 01:34:37 And she's ready to do something big on TikTok. You guys, I'm going to be the biggest TikTokker. Yes YouTube is still here. Yes I'm never going to leave YouTube. This video is going on to you unless you come to my work right here. Yes this podcast episode is going on to YouTube. I'm going ten times harder on to you, on to TikTok than I have ever had. They can't do this to us. I'm glad I did not go to red note. I'm glad I did not go to red note. Now what's hilarious about this is that she has 19 followers on TikTok. She's going to go 10 times. She can get up to almost 200 followers.

Starting point is 01:35:22 If she really puts her time and effort into this. I would have never found her over there. They would never looked. Oh, the only way I found her on Tik TOK is because thank God there was a link tree link in her description of this episode. Cause you can't find anything that she's up to over there. But this is gold. Like does she ever have a guest with her or I hope not. You see it's, it's fed out. Bob, she brings on the craziest people. I'm talking like Jerry Springer,

Starting point is 01:35:51 1998 level gas. She has a bearded lady who's been out a couple of times. It's wild. This show is something else. I can't recommend it enough. She gets some life changing news in the middle of her show. She looks down on their phone and gets an email and she's blown away. You're invited to join tech talk shop. Join now and earn commissions from sellers. Wait. I could, I,

Starting point is 01:36:23 what I could be a TikTok salesperson right now. Whoa. Yes. I just got it. Well, I got it at 3 0 7 p.m. today. Hold on you guys. I was going to tell you guys something else. So this is very exciting. I'm going to tell you guys something else.

Starting point is 01:36:49 So this is very exciting. She can be a tick tock salesperson today. And I will tell you the next seven minutes of the show is her staring at that email and reading it back and forth and going, wait, do I want to be a tick tock salesperson? So she was very excited that she realized that's probably not the job for her or any job. This is a, this is a fun one. She's very upset with the government. This is her job. This is it. Why did you do that? Why did you guys do that? Government, Supreme court,

Starting point is 01:37:19 Donald Trump. Why did you do that? Why did you do that? You scared the whole United Nation of America. The United Nation of America. All United Nations of America was scared. Why would they do that to us? I pictured Trump and the government and the Supreme Court just waiting to answer like, oh, she's still talking. Okay, nevermind. Oh, if she was in front of Congress we dressing them down

Starting point is 01:37:50 yeah how could you let this happen and you know what I heard there's a Supreme Court's part of the government is that true can someone give me answers maybe she wouldn't be that animated I have a like a little supercut here I'm gonna play for you because she goes through it explains all of the things she went when tic-tac went away she didn't realize it was gonna come back and so she was freaking out and this meant a lot to her this is a total meltdown literally we were really out of our body listen you guys didn't it feel like we're in third person. What? Not first, not second. We were in third person.

Starting point is 01:38:33 I didn't know how to process, start getting anxiety, lightheaded, anxious. Oh my gosh. That was crazy yesterday. Now when on there and I went live, it just didn't feel the same. It just didn't feel the same as TikTok. You know, right after that, I cooked some food.

Starting point is 01:38:59 My food even tastes the same. I was so upset. Because it took two days to cook, you slow fuck. I just really, really couldn't do it at all. And I just like gave up. Like I really gave up literally. I was like, I'm done. Wow. On this sentence? Give up on the podcast. Suddenly she didn't have the will to live. When TikTok goes wrong, food doesn't taste the same There's nothing to do. She tried other apps. It wasn't wasn't enough for her She couldn't function

Starting point is 01:39:32 Could you imagine her being less functional? So one more clip on here and you know, she feels for the tiktok creators Yeah, who you know that was their living and that's what they were doing It just seems like this is probably an inappropriate thing to say right after the LA fires People lost their fan base people lost their community people lost The money that they were making on tick-tock now, they got to start all over again I lost their life, you fucking idiot. People lost these promotions, these deals

Starting point is 01:40:09 that they're doing with different companies. Now they gotta start all over. I gotta love the people who, their home and all of their neighbors' homes were completely wiped out. There's nothing left. They're like, oh no, did you lose some of your followers on TikTok? Oh gee.

Starting point is 01:40:27 Look, our house is burnt down. You want to get on Tik Tok from here? Yeah. Did you have Tik Tok insurance for your followers? Maybe you should have planned that a little bit. So that was really a traumatic event for our friend, Fred Gianna. She's the best. This is like amazing to see this. This is one of her best episodes. When she interviews people, it's fun.

Starting point is 01:40:51 Because she gets out to guests that really just don't know what to do with her. They don't know what to make of her. Yeah, they usually interrupt her and just bulldoze. Yeah, because she doesn't get out a question or anything. I like her by herself. I can tell that this is better when she's by herself. That is true You're right. It's more confusing We're trying to make sense of the world. I could watch in real time all day long. It's fun

Starting point is 01:41:14 Bob you've been following what Opie's been up to lately He's fucking unleashed. That's all I I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man, I'm the man I talk to you about what Opie is up to I should mention levy verse on YouTube People should go support Bob levy and his show and his channel. We're having fun there You guys are straight behind the wall from 78 because we want to teach people today and it ain't easy Motherfuckers, so get behind the paywall levy verse and you guys are doing shows what almost every day, right? Yeah, fucking the horse is running every day man. We're having a good time now. Awesome. Well get over there. Live now motherfucker pretty soon. One 60.

Starting point is 01:42:16 You want to be there early. You want to be the person who was there who can call out the newbies. Exactly. When you come in one by one, we'll be there to call you out. That's right. Where were you? Now a guy who already has a ton of subs on his channel is Opie with 147,000 subs on his channel. It's pretty wild. And just look at his last couple videos. He's put out. He's got Anthony could have been bigger than Joe Rogan you blew it

Starting point is 01:42:49 You have Opie and Anthony we blew it He has I was weak for not leaving the Opie and Anthony show so it's all Anthony Anthony Anthony Opie and Anthony Opie and Anthony This is a crazy video I watched blind Mike talk about this because in this video OP declares he should have left open Anthony in the year 2000. Oh He's like that I should have stood up for myself and just left the show in 2000. Wait a minute How many years ago was that? Let me see Monday Tuesday

Starting point is 01:43:24 So this guy's claiming he would been better off opening didn't make much money at all Before the year 2000 there is mostly just a Boston show So the fact that he says that it's retardant was any W time right? That was yeah, it's probably right around they signed with any W And they were on any W they were serious didn't XM was around then right? XM was years after that to that because I remember When I was doing Stern they were on right they were on XM and that was oh six So seven oh two I went well we went over old for something like that. Yeah. They were there before us. They were. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:44:06 They were on XM before Howard said of the thing. Then he's got the truth about Anthony's problem with Bill Burr, some more Anthony stuff. And then opioid scared of Jim Norton's man wife. We played that on the show with Anthony, uh, this last episode where it's just opiate looking for an excuse to call out Jim's wife and pretend that, oh, well, you know The Chad or the free chatter said that so that's why I said You know what the amazing thing is even my wife has a bigger dick than you all be shut the fuck up

Starting point is 01:44:36 So He's doing like you mentioned Bob. He's unleashed in New York City, and he's got this little video clip It's opi kicked out Plaza Hotel NYC during the live stream This has got to be wild Right, they wrestle them to the floor. I would imagine. Yeah, they probably had to bring reinforcements Let's hit or miss if you go inside or not. So let's see what happens here I'm gonna fast forward to where the altercation now starts Why this is like an iconic New York place?

Starting point is 01:45:02 Interrogation that starts Why this is like an iconic New York place? But could you explain why for the people out there because I fucking told you motherfucker that's why yeah Oh, he thinks he's being so edgy right now talking to this guy who's escorting him out of the building like oh, but come on Man, I'm just filming for my people If it was you want to be edgy take a picture when he's taking a piss go come on Let me just get a I want to take a picture with it. You know what I mean? mistake before Bob His phone out the bathroom. Oh fuck

Starting point is 01:45:34 Permission to but this is a public space It's not a public space Do you know where Trump did his cameo in here? Offhand in the hallway for Home Alone 2? I have permission to film whoever I want. Oh, he's going for the walkie talkie. He's going for the walkie talkie. Do like 10 minutes while they call it walkie talkie now. Walkie talkie.

Starting point is 01:46:03 Bob, you probably didn't think walkie talkie was funny, but when he said walkie talkie You didn't have to walk to be able to talk like somebody could be in the other room, so I don't know why didn't You go into it What's your tight five on walkie talkies? Stretch it a little stretch it. He's acting like he's playing with this guy. He's being played Oh, he's going for the walkie-talkie You can't be saying that when you're backing up you can How about this I turn myself out you

Starting point is 01:46:40 Retard he's a 61 year old man They're all everybody's insane. I'm the most normal f*****g one at this point. How did that happen? I don't know. When you get escorted out of a building, you get escorted out of a building. Yeah, I just, I'm not allowed back. I'm not allowed.

Starting point is 01:46:59 He's going for the walkie talkie. That guy's whole job. He just went from me to the next person Yeah, yeah, he's a security guard at the building. What do you mean? Oh px like he's above basic this guy's whole job. Oh p your whole job is not getting paid to walk around and film New York City Think about that. Who's the one with the free time? This guy's at work. What are you doing? How do you go to dinner and go, well, I walked into a hotel and like, how do you explain like shit? Like, you know, you didn't watch my stream. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:47:37 And I said walkie talkie and then Bill and the Bronx gave me a thumbs up. Now I'll be like, leave you coming after me now No, i'm fucking just making comments about it. I'm laughing. That's it. We're just responding what you're putting out there. You're the one curating this. Oh my god, everybody's so sensitive. Fucking wash your fucking pussies. That's why I started this segment showing you this is his channel. He's curating this for us. He wants his viewers to watch this. He thinks this is the best of Opie. He just went from me to the next person. Don't film in there. They get really, really mad. Yes. What the fuck are you talking about?

Starting point is 01:48:14 So he has to annoy people or just mind their own business and walking in. They get really, really mad. This is so stupid. really mad. Is that so stupid? Whatever. It ain't easy being the officer, I'll tell you kids. What is he trying to accomplish is my question right there, where he's just sighing. He's just like, oh, I can't even do my pranks in the city anymore without security. Until next week, I'm running up the rocky steps. It's going to go wild, man. People are gonna lose their minds over it.

Starting point is 01:48:49 All right, so now he's talking about Joe Rogan. There's two videos in a row about Joe Rogan. And I think that Opie's always looking for what are people talking about? What's the big news? Joe Rogan was at the inauguration, so he's like, all right, I gotta get my Joe Rogan videos out there.

Starting point is 01:49:02 Now, remember, Opie knows Joe Rogan. Joe's been on his show multiple times. Opie was on Joe's show. He should have some insight, things that you and I wouldn't know, Bob. Never. Rogan wish he could chill like Opie. Opie taller too.

Starting point is 01:49:20 Oh my God. I talked about this. Take that, Joe. Look, I said it, I'll say it again here. This guy obviously watches my God. I talked about this. Take that Joe. Look, I said it, I'll say it again here. This guy obviously watches my shit. I was fortunate enough, fortunate enough, I have to say that to have Joe Rogan on the show many times in the past.

Starting point is 01:49:36 I couldn't believe how short he was. He was shot, he was shot. But with that. So Opie's in the basement of Gebhard's beer culture in Manhattan with his two buddies Talking about that get this Joe rogan is short Since when what who no one knew that until just now

Starting point is 01:49:56 Damn, this is a guy who met joey must know what he's talking about That said he would knock out my teeth with his pinky and you know, he probably just like, he was too crazy with his knee. He would do Ron's little, what is it? It's a pint of blood. He would do it. Dude, a pint of blood. One, two. And then, and then I couldn't believe how short he was that I took a little,

Starting point is 01:50:14 quarter blood. I took a little peek at his, uh, wiener at his shoes. And yeah, and he was fooling around a little while, a little while. A little eights, he got some eights on. He had some, uh, little action down there to try to push up his height. This is amazing information that he's putting out there right now, Bob. I can't believe this.

Starting point is 01:50:29 This should have been an hour show call. How is this, I have 1.5 million views on it. It only has 640, I mean, come on. We're finding out that Joe's good at fighting, that he had little heels on his shoes, he's not a tall man. Incredible. And then the other one was Kevin Hart. That he had little heels on his shoes. He's not a tall man Incredible And then the other one

Starting point is 01:50:47 Was kevin hart. Oh my god. Hold on kevin hart's short, too This is they used to call him little kevin and I thought they would just fucking with him because he was able to dunk This is bullshit like how you call a bald guy curly, but it turns out he really is small short little motherfucker I'm not even that tall of a guy. You don't think Kevin Hart's funny? I've never laughed. Wait, put your mic up a little bit. You never laughed at Kevin Hart? What do you think, Ron, as a comedian?

Starting point is 01:51:14 Overrated? He's just a little clown. He's not my cup of tea. Wow, what an insider, OPS. What is your cup of tea? It is not much tea that People drink here in the States. You get Lipton and you live with it. By the way, do you know that Ron the waiter guy that was just talking,

Starting point is 01:51:32 you ever run into him or met him? Oh, the guy in the middle. Yeah. The imitation already look with the hat. It doesn't, you know, already always had like that. It was a giant hat on or something like that. Yeah. He's, he's supposedly a stand-up I don't know. I didn't think so. I don't pay attention to many anymore anyway But I would you know you hear about things you hear what's going on This is what Opie has now as far as his co-hosts go. Well, we play one more video

Starting point is 01:51:59 This is Joe Rogan is no George Carlin now. He's all in with Trump and there's an image of George Carlin on this thumbnail. Let's see what's hot take here on Joe Rogan. Now we got to figure out who we give demand to today. Oh, this is something else that he does, Bob. It's fun. He does a who the man, who the man, who the man. And he tries to decide who the man is that day. Is that his ring light on behind him? Okay? It's so frustrating. I was like, that's the gayest moon I ever seen. I never had one like that around here Let's say it's a whole moon

Starting point is 01:52:36 Yeah, oh moon Do you see the way he's framed in this Bob where he's literally in the bottom third of the video? There's something psychological about this. He sees himself as small. He sees himself as not worthy, like, the city's so big and mass and I'm just this guy. Like, dude, sit up in your fucking chair and adjust your camera so that you're looking into it like a normal broadcaster would.

Starting point is 01:53:02 He wants you to see that this is what I see every day you poor son of a bitches. Yeah and everyone is going to see this view that you have has seen it we get it. Do something else close the blinds so we don't have to see your stupid reflection of your ring light. Guys the $20 fucking ring light. Give it to Joe Rogan for being invited to the inauguration. Look man, now this isn't jealousy. This isn't bitterness. I think it's stupid when a comedian supports a politician. I always thought that.

Starting point is 01:53:41 You're an American citizen. You know. No no he's a comedian first Bob he can't be doing that sort of thing and man if Joe Rogan didn't have an about face on the Trump you know I have to say this I've said this before Opie doesn't know Joe Rogan is he doesn't know anything about him he has no clue what his show is he's going man are you call yourself a comedian he's also an MMA commentator and I've ever seen when Trump shows up to a UFC event The place was fucking nuts for him like Beatlemania. He's the biggest celebrity that walks into the place That's full of celebrities and everyone loves it

Starting point is 01:54:18 And so there's a reason why Joe is supporting this is buddy Dana White's there too. He's hanging out with him Always by his Elon Musk is there there I remember the Joe Rogan he there. I thought it was dice. I'm a truth teller, man. That's what most, uh, most comedians would tell you if you asked them, I'm a true teller man. Well, true tellers. I think true, true tellers do not support an individual politician. But man, what's the Joe Rogan at the inauguration in a in a in a in a talks he's all in.

Starting point is 01:55:08 Yeah, he trusts appropriately. He's all in. What do you mean? He's wearing a suit, by the way, not a thought. He wanted to wear a flannel shirt, but they were like, yeah. Not everyone could be who's that politician who wears the, uh, baggy hoodie to everything. Pennsylvania. Yeah. That, yeah, right. Better. But not everyone. It can be dressed like a slob at these things. Some people look like a homeless monster.

Starting point is 01:55:33 That's really, but also let's not forget that Joe was all went on Bernie Sanders, had him on the show, endorsed him, said he would vote for him or did vote for him or whatever. And if it was Bernie Sanders inauguration, Joe would have been there. So it's not like this thing where it's just like, Oh my gosh, he's so mega now. It's like, I think he just supports like what they're trying to do. He's, he's in full lopping, lopping mode with the Trump. A lot of these guys will go, you know, my biggest influence of comedy was George Carlin. Well, you didn't learn much from, from Mr. Carlin. Well, you didn't learn much from from Mr. Carlin.

Starting point is 01:56:07 See, this is such a weak point right here because he's not connecting Joe Rogan to George Carlin. He doesn't have a quote of Joe Rogan going, I just want to be like Carlin, you know, or something like that. They'd be like, ah, now you're hanging politicians. You suck. It's just like a lot of these guys would say this. And next thing you know, the thumbnail is George Carlin and Joe Rogan is no George Carlin is the title. Joe Rogan's never claimed to be George Carlin. He's not going for that. He's not tall enough to be. No, he's not tall enough.

Starting point is 01:56:33 We knew that years ago. And he doesn't know the weather well enough. George Carlin isn't down there in Washington back in the day. He's dead. Lapping the asses of politicians. This is the stuff that he puts out, but he thinks it's his best stuff that he wants to show off. I can use a guy like you in the Levi verse.

Starting point is 01:56:54 You hear that? Opie, you're being recruited. Next thing I know, I'm going to be watching Bob's show next week. It's going to be him with Fred G Hanna and Opie. What the fuck? Tick tock salesman. You know, this would be the fucking greatest. Look, man, that would be amazing. You should get Ray DeVito and Frenchy together. Oh, God. Get those two to team up. But I want to thank you again for coming on the show today. This has been a lot of fun.

Starting point is 01:57:19 This was fun. This is just, you know what I mean? Having a good time. That's what it's all about. And if you don't believe that, go suck my dick. You hate is in the chat. I don't give a fuck. Eat this cock. Yeah. Everyone likes you with the chat. Just in case there was one. Hold on. I got to take care of this. I do this on every show. Magic eight ball. Get back in the car. You get back in the fucking car. All right. I'm done.

Starting point is 01:57:44 Bob love you. Everyone check out Levi verse on YouTube support. Go Bill. Yeah. See you in the Superbowl baby. Bill's and Eagles. Peace. Peace. The great Reverend Bob Levy. I think that's the first time he was on WTP show proper. Yeah. He's been on the bonus show before doing John's book, Patreon.com slash where these podcasts. It was a treat. That was a treat. And while we're treating ourselves, why don't we bring in Annie, our review girl. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Good to see you. Good to see you. It was good to see Bob on the show. Yeah. Always, always good to

Starting point is 01:58:20 hear from him and I have been communicating quite a bit. We just haven't been able to work out a time and finally figured this out. So I'm glad we did that. Of course, we had Dave Landau on the program today, if you're tuning in late. So we did a little schedule change in order to accommodate Dave, who does this show later. And we'll be back on our regular schedule on Wednesday, although we're going to change it up a little bit, but only a little bit but only a little bit only a little bit Wednesday's gonna be 530 Going forward they're usually 5 o'clock shifting to 530 going forward

Starting point is 01:58:52 So that'll be fun. And you know what while we're talking about the future The part of the show what's this segment about well It's about teasing the next episode of who are these podcasts and I will tell you it's gonna happen this Saturday and I don't know what podcast is gonna be but I can tell you this. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. Pat Oates coming back to the show to be a part of W ATP again and looking forward to that Pat always brings it one of the better guests that we have on the show always a good time he's funny and he gives out free advice he does valuable advice yes for sure Annie do we have any new reviews you can read for us Yeah, we've got plenty. We have one from January 4th from Jan Ya, no, Londa Yolanda. I'm guessing they want um Chris Yeah, why not it says Christmas break glad you guys continue to release new episodes during this time of year when so many shows take

Starting point is 02:00:01 an extended break Yeah, that's what we're here for. Don't worry about it. Don't you worry about is that five-star? That was a five-star review beautiful. That's what helps the algorithm people. That's why I ask you give us five stars House people have a second one from January 7th C1 2 1 2 m5 Heartbreaking if the people heard what they were saying about them. They would be in tears I don't understand why these adults would get together and mock others so disappointing Host to call the person suicidal dead effed up and idiots. I couldn't finish the podcast. It was so bad

Starting point is 02:00:40 Is that a five-star review No, that's a one. Oh, that's too bad. I'm guessing they found it on accident. That's disappointing. I'm guessing they found a show that they host. They found that we review them. And uh, all right.

Starting point is 02:00:56 Well, listen, we're not for everybody. We're not everyone's cup of tea. Do you remember what podcast host you called dead? Dead? No. of tea do you remember what podcast host you called dead dad no yeah that's it said that the host called the person suicidal comma dead comma effed up and idiots yeah some people don't know who did you call dead some people don't know the guest hosts aren't necessarily the host so it could have been one of these lunatics we have on here that flies up the handle and says some wild

Starting point is 02:01:21 things you know you never know what's going on. Do you want to hit some voicemails and get out of here? I love voicemails. You know what? Me too. It's our opportunity to hear from you fine folks. If you go to whoartthese.com, you can find our voicemail number and leave us a voicemail, just like D-Lux did with a little update on what's going on out there in California. All good here in California. OC's fine.

Starting point is 02:01:49 LA had some losses, but there's a big saying going around in California, especially up in LA where the fires were. People just say, hey, at least I'm not stuck on the I-80 getting strangled by Ray DeFito like some truck stop hooker. That's true. D-Locks out. That is true, D-Locks. Even if you lost your home and all your possessions, at least you're not getting strangled by Ray

Starting point is 02:02:11 DeVito on the I-80. Good point. Hey, my speech therapist is calling in. I've been working real hard. I hope he's proud of me. Yo, Carl. This is your speech therapist. So just to piggyback off who was a calc photographer, after Aaron gets done ballroom dancing, I challenge him to a

Starting point is 02:02:33 motherfucking verb conjugation contest. It's going down. Only a fucking nerd would lose that, am I right? And this whole feud that I just heard about between Paco and Boner Guy, listen, us minor, well, I guess I'm the most minor. I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm a homo guy. The most minor character on the voicemails. We can't have to be having all this feuding between us. And yeah, that's it. We gotta come together. Boner Guy and Paco, you're both cool with me. All right, fuck you, love you, love the show.

Starting point is 02:03:17 All right, we're trying to build a bridge on here, my speech therapist. And by the way, you're important to me speech therapist So don't ever discount yourself again Hey Carl, your speech therapist again and another thing. Fuck you being practice guy No, I'm just kidding. He's a goat Andy. Sorry Guys ago. All right. Bye BPG is the go we haven't heard from him in a minute There he is Hey Carl, love you Love you. Love the show. Thanks, OJ. I was calling in because about scorches big idea, his dive bar locator.

Starting point is 02:03:55 He was like, Oh, I based it off a weed map. He has like a bundle, a fundamental misunderstanding of what weed maps is. I work for dispensary and my company uses it. It's not just telling you where dispensaries are. It's like, it's delivery. It's like Grubhub, that's the entire point. Scorch is, yeah, he's a fucking idiot. I can't wait to see what happens with this business, though. I hope it works. It's a terrible idea, but I hope it works.

Starting point is 02:04:22 It was funny getting- For the sake of the bet, I hope it works, too. Yeah, yeah. It was funny getting... For the sake of the bet, I hope it works too. Yeah. Yeah. It was funny getting Anthony's take. I can't believe I forgot about this. When Anthony first developed Compound Media's mobile app, I was a subscriber right away. He worked with this one company that promised they could do all these things and they had

Starting point is 02:04:39 so many problems. It was just nonstop customers complaining and then they switched over to another company and then things got better and they figured it out. But what a pain in the ass it is to deal with developers, especially for apps and mobile apps and getting those things approved. But we wish him luck, even though he's poor and they're going to drive around in a mobile home and go to dive bars. Yeah, they're going to drive around in a depressing room and then go to a depressing room But at least there's cheap shitty beer, right

Starting point is 02:05:13 Okay, oh could you imagine what the shits are gonna be like in that fucking motor home oh God, they're drinking PBRs out of a draft Has the white hasn't been clean in three decades. Maybe they should wear diapers Carl this is the guy who left his fucking number. Oh my god. I'm drunk as shit Carl this is a guy who left his number a couple years ago I this is a guy who left his number a couple of years ago. Um, I didn't know stuttering John was 47. I thought that dude was in his late sixties. That motherfucker is bad off. Now I understand why he looks the way he does fucking 20 years of alcoholism would do that

Starting point is 02:06:00 to you. Holy fuck. Don't call me back. Actually get out my number again. Eight to eight three eight eight one one four three. Holy fuck. Don't call me back. Actually get out my number again. 828-388-1143. Fuck it. All right. Fair enough. No, he's not 47. That was a joke that John made. Right. Yeah, that's how long he's been an alcoholic. It's 47 years. Yes. He's 59. Been drinking for 47 years, but I hope that person wasn't actually confused. I hope they were just drunk and dumb. Boner guy calling end of the show. Go Bills. Go Bills. So I'm just calling in really only to apologize to Paco. It's dumb, isn't it? Stupid, boring, repetitive shit all the time. Speaking of, it reminds me of what some lucky

Starting point is 02:06:39 female purchaser of tickets at hackamania.com might get if they use the promo code SMEGMA, which guarantees the first hundred access to a strictly limited batch of DNA material from Mr. Stuttering John's couch cushion. You only have to rehydrate and then find a way to incubate it. And in eight to 10 months' time, if you're really lucky, you may get your very own smelly narcissistic boring lying retarded drunk

Starting point is 02:07:09 For us to goof on whatever comes out is definitely going to be top quality human material Go to the creep off calm and vote for Carl. Yes, go to the creep off that comment vote for Carl right now Shows winding down you have time Get over there. I brought it this week Can't just have Vietnam flashbacks to those couch cushions at dabble contu. Remember that we had the blacklight and everything You can really inspect it and there was a lot to inspect on those things I think I think that was the thing that chat was most upset about like all right There's gonna be hundreds of people gathering in a room where they do nothing

Starting point is 02:07:50 But make fun of you the entire time and they're gonna show video of you thinking that you're owning them and be laughing their asses off people that used to be friends with some of their people that used to Know and be friends with and they're all gonna be clowning you and Also, your couch cushion is gonna be on display what yeah He could get past that There's a two-day event going on and that's what you're hung up on The wired Christians that Carol did bring it this week. Thank you to wired Christian It's a good episode of the creep off because Vinny was sick and I took full advantage. Monday's calling

Starting point is 02:08:29 into the show. Hey Carl, it's Mondays. Yeah, I was watching the last episode and you and Chuck Ranney were talking about Cyrax and saying how scary he was. He's not scary. He's just ugly. All right. He's four foot nothing. He weighs less than a hundred pounds and there's multiple videos of like him trying to beat people up And he's failing at it. Just look at the video. We're using his Marty kicks the shit out of them in under 10 seconds. All right He's not scary. He's just gross. All right, call me back. No, I'm not afraid he's gonna beat me up I'm afraid he's gonna breathe on me. Oh, yeah, he is scary. It's disgusting. What's going on there, but thank you for your column on this We appreciate it. Mistress Meg

Starting point is 02:09:10 Hi Chad and KB sniping the show. Oh No They're so bad at Snipey show. They just sit there and watch and then they'll be like what a fucking idiot and channel go like nice sweatshirt We got got you got got again Well, this has been a little bit of an experiment on a Wednesday afternoon. Thank you for everyone who tuned in Thanks to the great Dave Landau for coming by he was fantastic Thanks to Bob Levy, of course. Thanks to Annie our review girl and

Starting point is 02:09:44 Of course, I'd be remiss if I didn't pat myself on the back. Oh, I mean, producer Chris. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's also fantastic. Sleep well, every pony. Did I do that yet? I didn't please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once we're all who are these podcasts sleep well, every pony. next time it might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everybody okay folks guess what this is the episodes oh go fuck yourselves have a good week Brennan a plane is hit right we watch a Carly I gotta go goodbye good good boy that was a great episode that was really great man that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that

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