Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep591 - Deck the Hallmark

Episode Date: January 26, 2025

The Hallmark Channel churns out cheesy romance movies made for the dumbest of dumb women. A couple of guys have been spending the past few years of their lives pretending that they’ve built a powerhouse of a podcast and media company based on reviewing these movies. It’s actually kind of depressing when you think about it so don’t. Don’t ever think about it. Pat Oates joins the show to laugh about how funny the word “dongle” sounds. Lucy Tightbox hops on the show to discuss Danny Polishchuck’s new crypto scam where a goof turned into millions of dollars in market value. Scorch came back for his second show of the year with some f-ed up facts about pizza burning your mouth and people singing in their car. Opie is churning out content like never before with three different shows, each one more embarrassing than the next. We also expose the Opester lying about Jim Norton and using that lie to continue to attack him. Cardiff joins the show to discuss Stuttering John’s attire on his new Cameos. Finally Maribeth Rosie joins us to play a round of To Catch An Alien, tease the next episode, get caught up on Internet News, read some reviews and listen to your voicemails (including Paco’s huge announcement).  Pat Oates channel - https://www.youtube.com/@PatOatesShow Lucy Tightbox’s show - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Cardiff Electric - http://dabbleverse.tv/ Maribeth’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Get 45% off the Magic Mind bundle by using our link – magicmind.co/watpshowjan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be reviewing a show called deck the hallmark. This is a suggestion from Alex in our discord We both listen separately we're not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it the show is hosted by brand and Dan They have a extra guest that come on the episode that we checked out included Brian This show is on Bramble Jam media now their YouTube channel has 6300 subs and This episode my Argentine heart has 170 views in four days And I'm not really sure what to make of these guys because they have a very nice looking website They have a super cast you can go on and you can pay them

$200 to get their shows or whatever They've done these like 12 hour long Streams for charity and stuff like that It's I get the sense that they think that they're a big deal, but I don't know if anyone else thinks that. What did you pick up on, Pat? Well, who is it for? Because I don't think they're gay,

but I would think they're supposed to be gay to be watching Hallmark, but then they don't, it's just like they just, one guy just reads off everything that happened on the show, and they don't really break it down, and they just kind of all Three sound the same. Yeah, it's it's very monotone It's I could see it was over top flamboyant or they were so into it and the whole tag in the beginning was one of them

Loves it one of them doesn't mind it and one hates it, but they all had the same three fucking opinions So I don't know who it's for it It reminded me of how did this get made as far as format goes and how did this get made? No man's ukes Without the funny guy you're right right because how did this get made used to be a great show and The point of that was like watch a shitty movie and then do a show ragging on it. These are Hallmark movies Everyone knows they're garbage and yet for some reason they don't just rag on it Like you said Pat like one person just like yeah, I don't know I could go either way with it

Then why are you out of show about why are we critiquing this? I give that one a five as well Okay, because if they have that kind of power like whether they're stating like we have the followers they have and how it's so big You think they could get like some shitty extra from each of these ever like I don't think like the person who played like the neighbor in Argentina is not available right you could get them and then kind of help them shit like this can make does Make it interesting at least cuz I already didn't give a fuck and when they spoke I gave less of a fuck It's just you say that because I went to their channel and I sorted by most popular and they have a video with 147,000 views and it's interviewing one of these hallmark actor guys that no one's ever heard of. So yeah, that, I guess that's the angle. Is there

a world for this? I suppose there is. Yeah. Yeah. Comedy clubs during the day. Sometimes Sundays we'll get soap opera stars and hallmark stars to stand on stage and just talk about the shows and a bunch of women go. So there is a market for it, that they do like a brunch thing and then they get to meet like the handsome guy from Days of Our Lives from shit.

So they could definitely do that. They had the guy that obviously proves the numbers that they put the person on, that people kind of give a shit. Get market bleat on the phone right now. I gotta tell them this idea, that's amazing. That comedy club's just sitting there dormant on in the afternoon.

All right, let's start off with the intro to the show and it really does set the tone for what we're gonna hear Brian I like Hallmark winter travel movies It's Dan I despise Hallmark winter travel movies and this is the Cut all right, I could see you were getting physically pained by that saw it was hard enough to stick that in the intro I know the music in this show is brutal, but you see how silly it is like we're off the gate Oh, watch out guys. We're gonna be having a little way too much fun with this thing today I know the music in this show is brutal, but you see how silly it is like rough the game Guys, we're gonna be having a little way too much fun with this thing today

There's a lot of that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna we're not gonna play too many clips Laughing at the fact that one of them spoke Spanish. I'm like, oh they're racist This will be fun and then they weren't right. They were just ignorant which is not as fun. They're just right It'll be fun, and then they weren't right. They were just ignorant which is not as fun. They're just right So first they start off with a weather report for some reason we're gonna get to open a little while He's talking about the weather as well. We're talking about the weather other shows right now. It's crazy shit and then From there these guys continue to be silly talking about this movie There you go my Argentine do we have to love? Hearts my heart teen heart right my Argentine heart

Tina heart my I'm Tina art my Argentina My Came out over the weekend January Megamind answering a phone January solo came out over the weekend. January. Mega Mind? Answering a phone. January. Troll low.

January 17th. 18th. Snow. January 18th. January 18th. 2025 I want a little something. Blizzard. A little something.

Ice storm. Ice storm. In post, it'll all be fixed. In post it'll all be fixed. Let's say all the things and so there she can take him so that's right freezing rain ball ice storm sleet warmer I like the part where they all start yelling things about weather over each other that goes on by the way I cut that there they have several strokes throughout this that's all it is it's just it's three people who feel

like they had they used to do it or at least two of them They had a meeting about how there wasn't enough banter and now there's too much back and forth where they're all trying No dead space no dead. It's okay to breathe. It's like they can't yeah, they're constantly talking over each other when they don't have this music bed That is way too loud Way too repetitive. So when they're reading the movie overview and going through the synopsis They have this music playing Argentina also like this so we meet a real How is that? It was okay? Okay?

But real after you who is a fancy? No, I can't great it is The Lord gifted me with a silver tongue That's good with talking but not with rolling my arse Thank you for that Is that a phrase the silver? I wouldn't do it now Wouldn't do it now. Are you on our?

Algorithms gonna goop. Yeah, it's a weird stuff and careful The other thing they said in the meeting is more tags guys Like someone will say a joke we need to really pound it into the ground because sometimes we just move on from it Keep having a conversation Can't do that. Like even if it doesn't make sense just whatever just mad lib it just yell whatever yell mega mind It doesn't fucking matter. Just do whatever you want What is silver tongue? Should I google it hotter though if I would do that on our Wi-Fi of the algorithm none of that made sense No, none of what you guys said was funny or made any fucking stuff, but they said some words, so

They did say some more a lot of words. I said a lot of words right there if you get to hear them over the music Here's just more of their random nonsense Brian thanks for saving tic-tac by the way. I did all that while doing What is it I had to pause it what does that even mean Brian? Thanks for saving tic-tac I Mean if you go to the app it tells you who saved tic-tac This isn't a mystery like who saved tic- saved take times anyone know everyone knows it's woke dead Thanks for saving tick-tock just like random shit that's going on it's cold outside tick tocks back Everdeen who is a fancy pants business person

There goes trying to speak Spanish again. Sorry. She goes and she talks to this guy to get a new job. So the guy's trying to give the overview and explain what's going on in the movie but he's trying to talk really fast with it and he's fucking up and then the other guy that's coming on that and repeat the words he just said. So that was also in the meeting. Don't let this guy get anything out. Yeah right. right make sure it's very difficult people to know what you're talking about They had three separate meetings One of the meetings was to one guy going you need to get the content out the people need to hear about the show

Another guy's like you're supposed to be zany always be zany and then third guy's like I don't know I don't even know why the fuck you're here. We don't need a third guy. Just do whatever It just it looks better with three guys. I'm showing you what's on YouTube You can't see what these guys are doing live But I'm sure we're missing out, but they look like they're having a lot of fun the one guys wearing a sweater That's probably not in fashion It's a weekend that broke back Bernie's like that's Just carrying this nerd in the middle

Three gay guys and one of them dies. They don't want to stop fucking Actually it makes it better Make a mind I'm silver tongue in you looking up. All right fine. I don't know Okay, so Fuck this guy's trying to explain what happened in this movie. Do we care? No, of course not But if you're listening to the show, I assume that that's kind of like what you need to know for the rest of the show

The other two guys are just having a conversation with each other in the background but on mic Apparently the ranch has been in the family forever and is now run by their family friends, including average childhood crush. I'm sorry, sir. Am I doing my podcast while you're busy with something else? It is funny because in a way it's kind of like this podcast. I don't mean an insulting way. They're talking about a show that the audience probably doesn't care about, right? They want to hear the other people either shit on it or talk because the way they're acting they don't care about it They would you wouldn't say I don't give a fuck about Hallmark and be the host of all our show Unless you kind of didn't care but they're not even doing the justice of it by breaking down clips or doing things

One guy is just rambling off like he read the back of a book and hoping that you understand it and the other two are disgusting I think craft beer in the background Yeah, they're talking about their their day earlier. Oh, yeah, what did you do? Oh, yeah, I slept in tonight. Okay, that's cool How long have they been doing this years at least four years? Okay, so this is the fifth anniversary Christmas deck the hall thing they think the fans like this bullshit. Yeah, they do. This thing called the deckies every year. I'm going to show you some of that in a little bit. The, the award show they do can't wait where they determine what the best hallmark movies are or something, whatever, who knows. So then they have these commercial breaks. They don't actually go to commercial break. They just say, okay, we're going to

go away and then we'll come back. And when they come back from it, this guy's radio voice is over the top. Hey everybody, welcome back. We're talking about the, my Argentine hearts the latest of Hallmark's January travel movies To try to make us forget that it's winter. Why do you talk that way? So in the action January movies You guys ready for this and right at the beginning Argentine Argentina

And right at the beginning As if his voice wasn't enough there's some guy going mmm for no reason at the beginning of it He just knows to make a reason they said in the meeting always be making noises people are gonna forget to the third mic Now you get it all right To your point, Pat, you would think the point of this would be to break something down, have an observation about it. That's interesting. You would think they'd be shitting on it because it's going to be a garbage movie. This is one of the first things they say about it. So what I did like in this, the conflict I thought was pretty cool. The fact that she knows the guy who wants to buy the ranch. She doesn't want

to sell the ranch. I liked that. It wasn't so big on new and different from that was not bad. So sounds compelling. Yeah. So what'd you think about the movie? The conflict was great. You know, I thought the pacing was good. The storytelling. What are we talking about? We're talking about a lifetime movie. The ranch was beautiful. Fuck. Well, there's, I mean, if you if you listen to it the movies about a lady's down on her luck She wants to keep the family ranch some guy wants it, but also wants to fuck her so they compromise like that's the movie And they go on to explain that that's Every single hallmark movie is like the woman goes to the city becomes successful comes back home to the small town

There's the guy who's been wanting to fuck her since they were in elementary school, then they started fucking That's that's it Well, there's always another guy who for some reason is dating her but she could give a fuck about him Right, he seems like a better dude than the weird guy buying ranches and trying to fuck Which is why women love this because I can make bad decisions and it's good. Yay I'm a business lady That's just like me when i'm forwarding emails at work There's another great thing about what they did in this movie that these guys are very excited about this

Uh, and I will just say this They used A lot of locals in making this movie. I was looking at the the credit sheet there One public apace. Yes from Argentina and Gonzalez a Right, and so I think that that is neat and nice and good of them to do so They were in Argentina shooting this and then they use people who were near there where they were shooting Well, that's great of them or a cost cutting measure

Just more cost-effective probably not flying in her cast of people down you you and you You look Argentine I like they said they use locals, but then named the country. We do that too. We use locals to North America. It's a pretty big country. Yeah. It's good. All right. Then they have different segments throughout this and this is the, the next segment they do. Welcome back everybody. Talking about my Argentine hort today. The third movie of the year. Let's get to our wait what's. This is where we talk about what in this movie made us go wait what and I'll start with you Brian.

Wait what? Thank you. I couldn't get to it fast enough. Their wait what segment. What in this movie made you go wait what it's nothing Obviously, I guess that's probably the bit So they have to come with something that's kind of mundane I had to listen to that twice because I thought the guy's name was Wade what and I'm like now we're going to Wade

Why? What why is he so popular and then I realized that you were just saying a stupid thing Yeah, he's gonna give traffic on the nines. We're gonna wait why over to you Wade the chopper All right, this next clip I have Is so embarrassing because we recently saw Joe Matt a Reese at our local comedy club pay familiar with Joe I am I've worked with Joe many times and I've gotten weird emails from Joe, too We have much to discuss about this. So we saw his 93.7% Italian tour and he does jokes about how Italians talk. He loves themes. I don't know if you know this, Joe Metariz loves a theme more than

anything in the world. Most people's themes are jokes, but his themes are different. I love you, Joe. themes are jokes but his different I love you Joe. Yeah his latest special it's something in mixtapes where it's just like him talking about growing up in the 80s like my kid doesn't have mixtapes because he's got his phone has music on it but we had mixtapes like yeah okay anyway well that's the show everyone My dad had a hammer and we had MC ever Brains brain out because he has to listen to this shit You guys have been great

This is an example of them going into what could easily be a Joe Maddory's bet She though did call football soccer at one point and I don't I just feel like just go with football You said football so proud to say football for saying it not football She said football wrong. She said football the Italian the pasta dish at the Italian restaurant in Italian he's like can I get a Fettuccine Want a diet coke and a man or car Salad Football that's right

Glass of the can't not the American Now I said it sounded like a Joe Mattari spit that's literally a Joe Mattari spit He did a whole thing about going to Italy and how they say the words a certain way and it sounds better than he started doing it. Pretty good stuff. They do the part where he says that he didn't take the I or the last letter of it. You know, it's like, like, they make it so Italian. It's like, it's a, I can't even do the back bit, but you don't talk about where they pull

the letters out of the end. Yeah. Yes. He goes, he goes, you know, do you want some mozzarella sticks? No, but do you want some mozzarella? Oh yeah. I want some mozzarella. What? It's the same fucking thing. Okay. Yeah. So we gotta put the hands in. You're not doing it right. You need a background of Italian people and you need to have Italian music and then like green and white and red colors in the back and then it's fun and then it's hilarious Good point. I'm not doing it justice All right, this next clip I'm gonna play we're gonna do a drinking game

Every time they say the word dongle. I'm gonna need you to take a sip of your alcoholic beverage Now it's gonna happen a lot. So pace yourself, but or prepare it yourself I should say but don't worry there's a great payoff for all of this talk it works out really well give us that rectangle desk for the middle of the square this round he doesn't have a single wire dangling off that desk he has a phone on there he's got a lamp you gotta plug stuff in somewhere where does it go damn took all the dongles yeah all those dongles long gone we haven't found those as far as I understand it. You gotta get

writ dude. The dongles pile up. I was doing the office of favor at my house. I did a dongle sweep of the neighborhood. I did a dongle sweep. The dongle 5k. People can use the dongles. You can't let them just try and look. That's right right Next time you need to be a USB USB C you let me know. Yeah and see if I have a dongle or dongle bag A legend is it's possible the dongles were covering something up. No on top It's hard to see under them when they're all layered across what I have. Why would I lie about dongles? Why would dongles be the most right now? Yeah, why cover it up? That's a good question. Yeah, I would make something It's a lot less weird than dongles be the start now yeah why cover that's a good question I would make something a lot less weird than dongles nobody under it really knows though you say dongle and people just let it go so you could just people you say dongle

and people just let that go what qualifies yeah it connects in one device to another so would like a record be considered a dog. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah Dongle There it is stop there it is Was the payoff like yes, we got there guys that could have easily taken place in the basement of gub hearts. Oh Why do you say that because the basement of give heartshards where we're gonna go in a little bit Written by Tom Myers like it was like it was so bad because like they found a word Yeah, it's kind of like when someone does like an impression But they don't know that you're supposed to make like a fake scenario wacky thing with that impression right?

They just go it's me Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm in a car like they found the word dongle Yeah, instead of like making it a penis or doing it they until the very end They just kept saying the word they didn't do silly Double entendres or anything and a word literally like USB to USB C like yeah. Yeah, it's the way you need a dongle for dongle After that they talk about pop tarts for five minutes straight I mean even Jim Gaffigan's like our high move They do a segment called what the hallmark Okay

Cuz you know what? Cuz they said like what the hell I guess Pretty good stuff edgy and then I tease. Let's go back to 2022 and what they call the deck ease. This is their big award show and I just want you to, this is actually live action. We can see what these guys are up to. And this and this is, is that The Ducky! Boy! Yes! Yes! Yes! Alright, so the wacky guy wears the bright color suit on the left there. I believe that's a vest that only has two buttons buttoned.

The others blew off Try to button these up, but they have a you know wacky little set here and the screen behind them Has if you guys remember during the pandemic they did this with wrestling and the NBA Where because there's no crowd there, so they just have like a screen full of heads NBA where because there's no crowd there so they just have like a screen full of heads Yeah, like it's a giant zoom call with a hundred people or something So they have that which isn't distracting at all and totally necessary for this But in the NBA and wrestling people paid for that. Yeah, they actually were watching what was going on No one paid to be here. Definitely not. In fact, a lot of people didn't show up because there's a bunch of empty slots out here

Take that everyone every myth the intro we deserved. Yes All of us all of us got what we we deserve. We did deserve that. You got a septic tank joke I think you deserved it. I I did absolutely 100% yeah guys second annual deck we're here Oh, we made it. We're live. We got the double deckers in the background now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank goodness for that Good job back there guys. We got a Kelly Pickler background with Hick Bones. We had some fancy dresses This is the first time seeing of this. This is exciting stuff We got some fancy dresses. This is the first time seeing of this. This is exciting stuff Exciting stuff second annual. Wow, Dackeys Awards people might be wondering guys

What gives you the right? Are people wondering that people might be wondering who says that you who says that you can who says that you can order? $380 suits from Amazon. Yeah, and throw your own awards. All the same size and just try your best. Yeah. I like that they came completely unprepared for this and just knew they'd pull it off. It's like guys were pretty wacky. We'll probably just call up with something funny to say when our big Ducky award show starts off, right? I mean, they're also shocked that they're there, but they made the show like they schedule it every week. Like, yeah, no one's,

there was no one stopping them. They just put like, can they schedule it every week. Like, no one's, there was no one stopping them. They just put like, can you believe it? Yeah, I can believe that you three dorks has nothing to do every week and can do this. And then we have, yeah, you put on suits today, but it wasn't an accomplishment. You just put on a show. Not to mention, I doubt that that's how that room normally looks in their house. It's got the balloons and the streamers and everything like that. They're like, wow, can you believe that we're here? It's like, yeah, we were working on this for like the last three days. No, no, no. I believe that's what it looks like.

Cause that's how the little kids. It's a fun house. It wasn't fun. Hey Jimmy, can I see your dongle? Look like we planned this for longer than five days. Who says now we did not plan this for more than five days. No, there's a couple people that did yeah a lot of work the only reason this looks and

sounds and feels is because they're looking down and he sees it's got hanging because that only is the best I would I think the shirts open underneath that smarter more organized than us working on this sure that is why it's not because of us I can promise you that who is it? It's Elizabeth Cullen. It's Sheila Calloway at all. It's usually those two followed by the gang I mean they just do it They did it cut away. Yeah, he's probably controlling it doesn't cut away It's got a different suit on

Smooth didn't even notice. Oh wait, that's the only thing I noticed. All right. Then I just want more clip from this. So they have a screen full of all these people who are watching or whatever they're doing. I'm sure they won't get distracted by that immediately. People also might be wondering who, who voted is with Cullen in a wedding dress, eating apple with a knife right now, man, that's strong man. A lot of apples being eaten. Yeah. I see them starting to pop up everywhere. There's a lot of, there's a lot of apple man. Tyler, dude, Brian Harold is just crushing the game. It's just great. And if you're listening to the show, these three guys are sitting

in chairs, they're presenting or whatever. and all three of them just have their heads cocked back staring at the screen that's behind them now, just pointing out everything they see. Hey, that's a blue dress on that woman. Intentional grounding. Are you fucking insane? They're just great. Eating apples. I think they're all eating.

They are in fact all eating apples. It's a 100% apple, apple and can I just fuck you? all right There's no rules here. So many people messaged me and go, wait, Chris is so quick, but that was the greatest Chris line of all time. Fuck you.

All right. Now, not only do they have a podcast and an award show, they also do skits. And one of these years, they forgot about the deck deckies and so they do a skit about how they're unprepared and forgot about this award show they have to do. So we were forgetting something. What? We're forgetting something.

Good morning to you too. Good to see you. Did you turn the heat on? I turned the heat on. You can hear it. Like I turned the heat on. Did you text Trace? She had a question about Goldies. Did you? You told Rick that you were going you turn the heat on? I turned the heat on. You can hear it. Like I turned the heat on.

Did you text Trace? She had a question about Goldies? Did you? You told her we weren't going to make it? I told her we weren't going to make it. We got what? We don't have any episodes today. No.

Feather. There's nothing we forget. THE DUCKIES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait. The car's that way! I can't believe we almost forgot. Did we forget anything else? Are we good?

I hope this stops. Whoa! Oh my god! I didn't know they put speed bumps in here. They did. What was that? Dude, we made it get on the check. That was f***ing hefty. Let's go and see what's going on. put speed bumps in here? We made our co-host disappear.

Now they're loading the guy in the back of the car. I mean, I think one of the first things when you guys said was who is this for? It's I mean children wouldn't enjoy this no adults wouldn't enjoy this and it was a sense of humor wouldn't slow adults men children No, no, get it! No! Oh no! We do have the deckies tonight and we're supposed to be there. Good writing. We do have the deckies tonight and we're supposed to be there. Yeah. Yeah, that's what that's what having the Ducky's tonight means Where's there like they were just in their studios, right? And they just left their studios to go there. We got to go there Find a few. Yeah. Yeah.

I think a field will fix it. They had to have a hard cut in there. Could just do a second take to try to figure out what you're doing. These guys are wildly unprepared for everything they do. I feel like this are the second to third takes. I think it was worse. I think this is the polished shit that we're doing here.

That first thing you could tell that they didn't have anything scripted. It's just like what are we forgetting? Did you turn the heat on? You gotta turn the heat on. Like you don't have to turn the polished shit. Yeah, that first thing you could tell that they didn't have anything scripted It's just like what are we forgetting? Do you turn the heat on? Yeah, I turn the heat on like you have to turn the heat on you don't have to mention that in this bit So stupid the only thing that's real is they fell up the stairs like I think that's real that actually and they didn't mean that That was the funniest thing they had That's another Cemetery and they're walking out

Drop the body there. Good. Got time for a diet coke. Yeah. I'm gonna make me lose my mind. You're gonna make me go all out. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. What? Weren't we doing something?

Oh no. Duckies! We need our suits! So this year the wacky guy has a pink suit pretty good. His belly's not sticking out. No, he made sure of that this time. But yet to your point before it's like, well, you're already at the office and then you got to jump in your car and then where are you going? And now they went right back to the office again.

It's like, none of this makes sense. All right And that right there was I I mean, I'm no one to tell the Hallmark homos what their name is what to do. Right. But you would think in that skit, I've just put it on a limb here. I would have like remade one of the movies they covered that year and like made a spoof on that. So the people listen, Oh, I remember this episode of the dumb thing I hated. And now I can watch it

instead of them like let's just free ball it and just run around and maybe murder a guy. Yeah, I would have like included a couple jokes maybe the thing where the two guys are sitting, I think they've been trying to do that Good point the thing with the two guys are in the car and they're singing along to the song the douchey song I mean that's been done right about isn't the first time I've seen that before but Good stuff. So that is a deck the hallmark

Which you can find on the bramble jam media channel. And you were to Chris fuck you. Yeah, it's already one of my candidates for the worst of 25. Yeah, that one wasn't even fun. Like you always come on even though it's bad like the Brady everything. It's always been fun. That hurt. That was like me. I know. And when I was listening to it and listening through I'm like, okay, there's really

Not much that changes. It's just the same thing for the entire show And if you're not into it, which you shouldn't be then there's no reason to listen till the end You're like, okay, I get it guys. I'm gonna talk about this movie earnestly good stuff So let's get some eye candy in here. Shall we please we're losing viewers by the dozens right now Let's get some eye candy in here. Shall we? We're losing viewers by the dozens right now. Let's get some dongles in here. Let's get some a reason for a dongle. This is Lucy tight box joining us. Well, hello. A very dongle to all of you. Oh, I forgot you have a bump tight tight tight. Yeah. What's in the fucking box? Yay. Lucy, you've been checking in on something very funny that happened this week with a friend of the show, Danny Polish, Chuck. They do the boys cast, which is what we're going

to be looking at. And Danny does a couple other shows too, where he has Collins and stuff like that. And so Danny got this idea to do a hack to a, he was going to create his own meme coin. I would argue that he accidentally became a crypto god overnight. So I think in clip one, he does a great job of how he got into this cryptocurrency which he created called Jew bear. Okay. And this guy, this regular caller calls in, he's like blacked out drunk. Okay, like he's literally like the drunkest call, Johnny, right?

Johnny's the producer. Drunkest call you've ever received. He calls in and he starts like rambling and then he was talking about the fires and then he's like, he's like, could you, he wanted to like bet on polymarket on the fires or something like some sort of bet. And he goes, he's like, we should make a token called Jew bear. And it's like the California bear, but it's like, cause the Jews set the fires in California and make a token. And then I was just like, so they got this idea, create this cryptocurrency.

There's a website called pump.fun where you can just make a crypto coin in like two minutes. And because of this drunken caller, Danny is like, all right, well, I guess I will make Jew bear and invest 10 of my own dollars into it What could go wrong? Starting up a crypto scam I always think What could go wrong with this I was gonna love it's gonna be so much fun Coffeezilla will definitely not be all over it. It's gonna be great. It is gonna be great I get the thumbs up from coffeezilla this one's on the up and up hey thanks all right so let's check out my clip too so in your mind it was like ten dollars for a joke for a

joke and I was just like whatever and so I posted in the patreon hey guys like the low value of my patreon I was like hey guys here's here's the token I made it in case anybody wants it I don't know right come back ten minutes later someone's like the market cap is two million dollars right now I'm like what the fuck I'm like what are you talking about and I don't know how it happened I have absolutely no clue because again. I didn't tweet it. I just replied you didn't call people at the Jewish head office I didn't call anybody at the Jewish head office. I did not call like anybody at the central bank nothing Did you not say you know Hebrews do your thing? No, I didn't call up BB, nothing. None of this. Now, Lucy, you represent who we're talking about here. Is that true? That is accurate. I represent Bears. There were no phone calls made.

Not a single call to us Jews. Very, very bizarre. So I did not get in on the ground level at this, unfortunately. But the coin took off. Danny is, of course, rolling in the bank now obviously but he is worried about Coffeezilla coming after him yeah I mean as far as I know Hakatuwa has not done a show since her crypto scam she is still off the off the internet so this is a dangerous time for crypto yeah she's gone so So whole time this thing is a joke and within four hours is worth within million hours. It's worth $4 million, maybe even one hour. But you only own a tiny little part. I own Yeah, like I literally bought $10 worth I could have bought like half of it, but I like

I'm not even the top 20 owner of this. So I do think that he probably had no idea what the heck was happening. But I love how he starts this off with it's not financial advice. I made it as a joke and also I don't even have it. It's it's not even me. That posture right there tells me he is scared This is gonna blow up in his face like I don't Try to make money on this thing guys see 10. It's a goof So See, 10. It's a goof. So After Jew bear becomes a success something happens and this is very common in cryptocurrency Which is that people try to leech off the success so other people are creating coins with similar names

So we're just getting tons and tons of Jew coins and Danny wants to get in on that too I'm sure none of them are offensive in any single way, right? Couldn't be. Okay. That's good. Couldn't be. When a coin pops off on pump.fun people go and then they make copies of it. Cause they essentially they're like scammers, dude, they're scammers and they want someone to be confused and to buy their coin. So then these people they went and they sent me, like two different people made a version of, it's called Jew Bear.

So then they sent me, two different people sent me 500 million tokens of their one. But because of the fake one, but people were like buying those too. It's all fake. All of it is fake. Oh, is this the fake one that we were supposed to buy or the fake one we're not supposed to buy? I don't know. I just buy it. I did not investigate what the other coins were called, but I really want them to all be like Jew dog, Jew cat, Jew Nazi, Jew... Like, I just want them all to be just so wonderful.

Because, you know, people know that Jews have money. That's true. It's true. I can't believe Danny's the first one to figure this out Just put the word Jew in front of your cryptocurrency and just watch it fly off the shelves Pretty smart. All right Let's go see the Jew gold under the bed in clip 5 and then on pump dot fun because this Jew bear coin took off So then like I went on there and like all the new tokens were all just Jew related because people are like oh there's money in Jews. Jews a big market right now. So then it was all like it was like trending on Pumped Out Fund was like Jew token. Like it was the number one trending

like category of token was Jew. You're always getting involved in something I made it for the party Just maybe because of the ceasefire are Jews more popular again or something what's going on? I constantly feel like I have to hide in a basement somewhere come on Like the coin the Jews took a dip for a while wrap it up for him all right so clip six how much money did Danny and end up with oh boy I at one point now this is like because it's not liquid so this is not real money but at one point my Solano like my Solano wallet had $25 in it okay yeah and this started at one point last night. It had $130,000 of it

What the fuck it wasn't real because had I sold it like when you go to like rug the coin like you get like 10% Of it, right because it's not liquid because it sells it all down It sells it all the way down So it's like it's not actually liquid but it like my Solana wallet said how you have a hundred and thirty grand and then like Two minutes later was like 80 like I lost fifty thousand dollars. I'm like only ten percent of a hundred thirty how you have a hundred and thirty grand and then like two minutes later was like 80 like I lost $50,000 and like only 10% of $130,000 for a joke. What a nightmare. And then he lost 50 grand. Oh my God.

He only had 80,000. Yes. That's wild though. Oh, it's completely why. I mean, this is just bonkers and it goes to show you that the internet is a wild, wild place. So Danny had to decide what to do with his power that he has created. I went and so I went and they were like, go rug all the fake ones.

Because basically what they want to do is they go go rug all the fake ones, because that way it'll send them to zero and then take that money and go buy more of your ease your time So I did that I went bought like I got yourself in I went about like five grand of my token Even though I put in ten dollars of it And then I like rug those two tokens put in took the proceeds which was like five thousand dollars or something You made five thousand dollars off of the fake ones that they gave you that they just say you went from like I'm gonna post This joke time five,000 within an hour That's hilarious I like also these taking all of this advice from random people that's exactly what Haley Welch did

That's what got rid of all this trouble Okay, yeah, I'll just sell this and I'll buy that yep sounds good. That's why she vanished I Don't know Carl. He had his hands up like this. He was definitely in a posture where he could not possibly be at fault I don't know people tell me to do things that I've never met before on the internet in my discord server I go sure why not let's go Well anyway, so he is not you know he's he's not giving out any financial advice, but he's certainly with this joke coin Jew Jew bear He is now a crypto god along with other fake coins like fart coin. Oh, yes, but anyways not financial advice

That's the key thing. I do not need to end up in some sort of hawk to a situation If you want to buy it buy it. I'm not selling it But you're saying you could see why people get involved in this fucking ruckus Dude, I mean do you want fart coin is no fart coin is was made on pump dot fun like Maybe three months ago. It has like a 1.5 billion dollar market cap right now Like there's people who have made literally tens of millions of dollars with this garbage from just making fart coin, but alright. I am thinking Lucy's tit coin

Yes, we have to have a meeting it that they're ever meeting a pat. You don't like that. What do you think? We should call it called Jews It's too harsh we have to we have to jump on the trend also it has to have Jew in the name Okay. Well, we also have Jenny Jiggler now Perfect Jenny Jewish Jiggler's I don't know It works shop this a little bit but

Wow, this is a This is a retirement plan right here. Yeah as of right now This is a retirement plan right here. Yeah, so we're fighting as of right now Coffee's a lot has not jumped on top of this I you know again, I think that Danny is probably was all an innocent fun and hilarious fun But it has been an interesting story, and I can't wait to see if it goes anywhere I don't know if Tony hotfingers thinks I'm serious or not, but I love Danny and Ryan they both been on the show in the past I've hung out with them both and that's very funny that he chose just fucking

Around and next thing you know it's worth millions of dollars Yeah, so stupid yeah, usually usually I bring the locales But this was just too entertaining for me to not want to talk about I appreciate that Lucy Thank you very much for for bringing that to our attention And we're gonna find you they can find me on once over with Kaylee See a y le y on YouTube where I do movie reviews Same name on patreon where I do early releases of those movie reviews as well as popsicle reviews and other fun stuff Very good, and what do you been reviewing lately?

Let's see so I just put out a review of the voyeurs with the verne from cinema recall And coming out this week actually with Tony from hack the movies I have night at the Roxbury because I am in the middle of reviewing all of the SNL skits turned into movies So I'm sorry that premieres Tuesday night at 6 30 p.m. Eastern Can't wait for Coneheads I already did coneheads It's so weird out there I get the skits like ladies man was actually a decent movie

I get like some of these skits turning into movies But when it's just one joke like there's the Roxbury or it's Pat Fucking car. So what you gonna do with that? Here's the question that I asked Tony, which I think is a good question. What is an SNL skit that would have made a good movie? That didn't get made into one. More cowbell. The guy's just putting cowbell into every song and the next thing you know That's a new genre of- no, no, definitely not What do you think the answer is, Lucy? I would have liked to see Massive Head Wound Harry I would have liked to see the origin story of massive head wound Harry

Any anything with Phil Hartman if his wife hadn't murdered him Far that I'm going to insist the driving cat that could be a movie Yeah, cuz that was CGI and shit. I'm in I don't know why I felt like they did that I know they did I think it was like they did like a special show I think there was like a one thing that was cut off. Yeah, I think there was something on NBC They went a little farther with it. But yeah, so long as it's not church lady for Christ's sake Yes agreed or Rob Schneider doing that like saying your name stupid. Yeah Rob Schneider is a carrot

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You get almost 50% off knocking out your neighbor. All right. out your neighbor. Alright, I want to switch gears because there was a huge announcement that was made on a recent episode of WATP. Come on it's under rain stories that are very strange. Weird news. I don't know if you've seen this Pat but Scorch, everybody's Scorch. I know he is. He is starting up a new business venture. Him and his roommate are buying a motorhome and they are going to drive all across the continental United States stopping at every dive bar they can stop at and the reason for that is because they have started up a brand new website. And you go to the website to find out where the dive bars are, wherever you are in the

U.S. is called dive bar locator. And so he made this announcement and they didn't put out a show because he's like, well, we're starting up this new business and you know, we'll still do the show, but it's going to be from the road and we're going to be traveling around. Good news. He was back with a brand new episode just yesterday. Thank God. Yes. And so he always starts off his show with this thing called the opening shot. And that's where him and his co-host Megan and his roommate all get up on stage and they drink some type of ridiculous shot that someone has made for them. It's

because he's a raging alcoholic. I've decided I think I have some evidence of that today, especially just coming up with that idea for a business. Let's find the best place that no one else wants to drink at and only losers in your town go to.com. Yeah, we were talking about this with Anthony Kumia and Anthony's's like yeah, they're dive bars because they just want their local It's a locals place. They're not looking for a bunch of out-of-towners to come in the last thing they want right it doesn't doesn't even make sense, but Apparently there he's selling these packages for as little as 200 bucks a year

Although now that I think about it some of these losers probably like scorch. Oh, yeah They're probably starstruck. Yeah, right Scorch come in So this is the opening shot scorch can't do anything without making everything awkward He brings additional people up to do shots with them and everyone's ready to drink the shot and this course like well Hold on a second We got to do more business to take care of and the worst thing that you can do is just stand there with your shot Waiting for someone to like give you permission

Oh, yeah to drink I'm gonna beat chat room guys to it. They're half the crowd usually Put that down and cheer for yourself They're the loudest ones in the crowd because they are not a great team. They're half the crowd, but all the fun. And you know who else I want to put this opening shot out to? Yeah, I know.

I want to put the opening shot out to... I'm going to be there when I roll through the pictures I have. The bubbles have cleared up. And it's the same amount of pages. So, thank you guys. Thank you, guys. Ethan, Colin, Brad, thank you. Thank you. Mark, you want to have my shot? Scorch's PFG. Give me the brick house, thank you.

I'll have a brick half and give it to you right now. What the crap was that? Whoa. I'm going to have to get a new one. I'm going to have to get a new one. Thank you Scorches pfg give me the brick house. Thank you happen give it to you right now What the crap was that? Every time you're like oh Jesus that's strong So I had to put that a 3x speed because it's just like all right

We're gonna do this or not and then I'm gonna bring someone else up and I don't get another round of applause for this guy and Whenever you go out with a large group of people, there's always a nice toast and then someone has to add to it. No, no, it's for one purpose. No drink your drink after the toast. That's it. Go. No, hold on a second. I just want to say how much I appreciate all you guys. Shut up. Like they invited 12 people with, they'll have two chairs. So like a nine foot two guy and then like a hobbit woman

are next to each other. And then like the beefy girl, she gets to sit. And then the guy who's afraid of Scorch is gonna fuck the beefy girl, comes over and protect her. Yes. That's a good breakdown. You are really this perfect because yes, Megan and I didn't even pull all the clips

because it's getting redundant. But anytime Scorch brings up anything sexual He was talking about taking a u-turn. He called it bang a ui He's like oh, that's what we'd said back in Boston. We'd always call it bang in a ui, and she's like I'm uncomfortable It's like he doesn't she doesn't want to hear him saying the word bang or Anything because he's always hitting on her and she and then that other guy comes up rubs her shoulders. She's like hey Hey, you're not Skull fucking

So this is him talking about the dive bar locator Speaking before we go any further speaking of drinking and stuff like that Speaking of drinking and stuff like that, myself and Mike and a couple other people now have this new business going on called divebarlocator.com. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know there was a couple other people. It's him and Mike and a couple of other people with this thing? All right. You should do yourselves a favor and get the app.

Right now it's really cool. Go to divebarlocator.com. Something's gonna pop down that's gonna say install. You install the app just like that. Boom, you got the app as well. Here's a little bit on divebarlocator.com. Uh, yeah. Hold on.

Please don't. No, we got to have a heads up. I know. Remember, don't drink and drive. He's 25 drinks in. Thank you for the heads up drive Thank you for the heads up All right now play the promo I was like don't drink and dry what was happened Thank you. It was trying to leave

So I was excited to hear that there's an app already. I didn't think they'd be able to pull that off. So I did just what he told me to do. I went to divebarlocator.com and there was the little thing that says, download the app, and it does nothing. You click until your thumb is blue and nothing happens. So if someone else can load the app, let me know. I wasn't able to do it, unfortunately. He is keeping his radio chops about him with this though because

There's two local radio stations in Connecticut alone that in the last six months have done the best dive bars in this state We list them so I know that's a thing that a lot of the media groups are having them do To do the local stuff to get you to listen. So they've been all listing this off So basically somebody just listened to it. Let'll just make an app. Holy shit. They, it's just a radio. Scorch ripped this off because Scorch told the story that he's sitting on his couch by himself, lonely and alone and desperate and broke. Sure.

I'll be Megan. A few things here. And he was looking at weed maps and he got this idea light bulb crashed out of his head and he's like, Oh, what if I did a weed mass for dive bars? And so his, this epiphany that like I'll come up with this thing where it shows people where dive bars are. But I guarantee cause he's still following all the radio shit and the what's trending and he's looking at I have a feeling there already is a dive bar locator. I don't know why but I think there already is one

Yeah, it's called Google Maps. Yeah This thing literally already exists But but you have to pay scorch if you're the bar owner The lowest amount is $200 a year and then that gives you a listing on his app So people will find that but that's not like dollars more We put you on one of those diner place mats and you get next to a real estate Next to the word search Scorch is like what if you know like how menus don't have any advertising in them

What do we put some ads and meds like this? You know we've done all these things already scratch Why have an idea if you guys want to get in on it? It's a scorch locator What we do is we get scorched to pay I'm in to pay the bars to keep him out of the bar He's just in their parking lots, and you can find out where scorch is so you don't go He's walking to no scorch sides. What the fuck? Why is that scorch in there? All right, the reason why I was excited about this episode because he teased they're gonna do a segment f'd up facts One of these I love about scorch even though he's now on, but he's on the radio, he still keeps the same branding.

It's always been F'ed up facts. And so this is the first one. I want to do some F'ed up facts. First thing in the show today. 85% of people do this every time they are in a car. Floss their teeth. Mike does. Fart? No, no, no, Mike, you floss your teeth though while you drive all the time. Yeah.

That's interesting. I mean, cause usually I'm eating. I see one of the Curtis's picking their nose. I'm not gonna say which one is. Whoa. I thought she was saying, the feet and the meat, so you know. Singing.

Oh, all the time. 85%, I feel like that's low right holy shit Megan's retarded Megan might be the dumbest person on the show Well, she's dumb to bring up anything sexual to score a good point beating the meat So and then showed you in case you're not sure what? Honestly Megan's awful at hand jobs So Her guess that 85% of people do this every time they drive their car is floss your teeth That was immediately out of the first thing that she thought of which which is retarded. And then he goes, no singing.

And she goes, 85%? That's low. How could that be low? What do you mean? All right. So Scorch then goes into the story about how, because they're talking about singing in the car, he went to go buy this motor home, him and his roommate. And he's in a different area with different radio stations. And he found this awesome radio station. Did they lose their apartment? No, they're still in

the apartment for now, but they're going to, because that feels like a no, no, no, we're just getting a motor home. They're going to my roommate. They're going to be leaving at to, to drive down to Florida first and up the East coast. They're homeless to be, they're going to be leaving it to, uh, to drive down to Florida first and then up the East coast. They're homeless. Oh dude. They're so poor. It is. It's sad. There's some sad things. We're going to have the clips to prove it, but this is squirt. Talking about this radio station you discovered that's awesome except where there's just one problem. Okay. Okay. Yeah. But then,

but then on the way home, I want to give kudos to a radio station in this, in that area, in the Wausau area. This radio station is called Big Cheese 107.9. I'm going to tell you something, you guys. As a guy that's had 40 plus years in radio, I loved, can I go to one? Thank you. Big Cheese 107.9. I loved your station. What I didn't love, yep I'm on there, what I didn't love was, what I, I'm watching stage direction. Let me do my job please. Continue the show. What I didn't love was when the disc jockey said, oh by the way this Sunday Sunday it's gonna be 40 below zero without the wind chill factor.

And I was like, what the crap is that? That's not his fault. No, but I just didn't wanna hear that, but really, really, really good station. I don't think he's gonna be a radio consultant anytime soon. What the fuck? One complaint, the guy told me the weather forecast and I don't like cold weather. He thought that was a joke

That he was delivering a joke. I think no cuz he goes on to say like no no I don't want to hear about it It's gonna be that cold. Oh, okay, seriously, so it's there's pointless to bring up He really thinks of the disc jockey should not even be bringing up whether it's bad news don't talk about it even No, it's a windshield by the way, and he doesn't realize that the guy's exaggerating a touch. Yes I'm sure it's an exaggeration although Wisconsin does get fucking cold Definitely going through it right now. He's like I do radio. I love radio, but then a best station because they have me on it Right and I this station. I looked up so to Michael. What makes this station so great? Cheese. It's classic rock. It's when I went to the website, they were playing Wish You Were Here by

Pink Floyd. It's like, Oh, this is like every other fucking station. And Scorsese, like this station is amazing. It's really, really good. Okay. These days. So I don't know, you can hear me tomorrow and WPLR Classic Rock in Connecticut. That is the best station. That's the station that really, what's your tagline on that station? I don't fucking know. Yes you do. No, they switched it.

It used to be like Connecticut's number one rock music station, but now they just got away like WPLR. They don't want to, they don't want to say classic rock anymore because that feels too old. Where the weather is always amazing. It's the forecast when it's good news. say classic rock anymore because that feels too old. Where the weather is always amazing. We only get forecasts when it's good news. It's the song your mom got molested to. Yeah we used to have the the home of rock and roll and then I think it switched to the only station that really rocks. We were that too for I think everyone who was there for a while. But we

really really rocked. I know there's three other rock stages in this market, but we really rock. It was like so rock and stuff. All right, so this is talking about this thing they're gonna do, this excursion, the motor home they're getting and what they're gonna do with it. This weather is, I'm over it. Yep.

Time to roll. So what's happening is... Two more things to get in place and... What's happening is this motorhome, we're getting it what do you call it? Stickered? Yeah, we're gonna get it all wrapped. Shrink wrapped, yep. Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna do a full wrap or what. Can I go to two again? Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sitting here having a conversation. Yeah, I know. And I'm like making sure. it's here. But I've got to get big out. So, you know, yeah. So we're going to get a shrink wrapped and it's going to be so people are

going to see traveling the United States of America, the dive bar locator dot com mobile. Okay, got it. And once again, I want to go on the record of saying this and this show is not meant to talk about die bar locators It's just one of those things For this thing for a while after that There's a lot of drinking on this show. She has two different beverages in front of her. Let's do another shot. She's going to town. Yeah, they start with a shot. And I know he meant camera too, but he said, let's go to number

two. Then they showed her that's our nickname free piece of shit. So they're getting this motor home wrapped. And then you heard the guy kind of downplay like well we'll get some decals out of there something like that but it's gonna have the whole drive bar locator logo on the side and Scorch is talking this up like people are gonna be looking for it nationwide oh my gosh I just saw the drive the dive bar locator motorhome it's amazing oh this is a great idea that he has for this new venture we're gonna be doing the dive drive five okay and a few times a day we're gonna be putting up videos of five bars that we stopped at interesting they're gonna stop aggressive with her I'm sorry but he's like pointing at her feet listen Megan I'm not gonna tell you again all right this is what we're gonna be doing

it rhymes like three times dive drive five so they're gonna go to five bars in one day what can go wrong sure this go wrong? Really well in their motor home as they're going around here. Who's the who's the guy that? Drive ins dives and a guy theory. Yeah. Yeah guy fit. Well Chris said that all cool. Yes What do you have a lawsuit or something with this whole thing? I can see they're getting really close to the branding on this now Yeah, he's not doing the drive-ins of the dines Dumps All right, oh This is fun. So he starts talking about what makes these bars so awesome. Remember dive bar. The slogan is we're being the dive bar don't mean shit. And that's true because you know what a lot of people think? Oh, it's a dive bar shit. But no, it being a dive bar just means it's a cool bar. That's got cool, cool bar foods, cool bar games, great drink specials. Okay, so this is what defines a dive bar.

You have cool bar food, cool bar games, and drink specials. Now you're wondering, what's an example of cool bar food? You know, I'm going on your app and I wanna find a cool place to go to, and this is proof that scorch is poor. We saw one that had a free pizza Friday Yes, that's over in Wausau. Isn't it? Free pizza Friday was that way?

And it's roommate remembers it. Oh, yeah I call that the day we eat They make it sound like only one bar does it dude how many places just like we'll grab a couple sheep everywhere I throw them on the table for you So excited if you watch he fell back we're going free pizza But you meant to their slogan he's a radio guy and his slogan is something you can't say on the radio Yeah, he even said to that on the website The word shit. Yeah, it's dad bossing shit

Stupid oh actually this is the transition back to after fact is perfect Anyway, dive our locator calm look at up. Yes. Yes. Yeah Anyway, dive bar locator comm look it up. Yes. Yes. Yeah 85% of people have burnt their mouth on pizza. Oh, yeah for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I love to have a bite It's just the fact that 80% of people sing in the car 80% of people have burned their mouth on pizza That's aft up man. Whoa 85% of people threw up what she did the hungry hippo She got real excited talking about pizza right there how gross are the other women in that bar where he's like Megan get over It's my candy. I think he's probably turned all the other women off cuz he had a different co-host when he first

I thought you said my candy We just saw evidence that scorches broke we know that's the case I also think he's a raging alcoholic Because of this anecdote that he tells here 3000 people have ended up in the ER after tripping over a laundry basket. That sounds like something you would do. I fell twice this past week. This is why I'm saying all laundry baskets seem very dangerous. That's another reason I'm ready just to get out of here.

I didn't even realize. So he can fall in. I didn't realize. If he falls in sand, I'm leaving his ass behind. There was an Amazon delivery driver that was there the other day when I fell. I didn't even see her. Oh God. You should have seen her face.

You didn't see her jump off the package. No Mike, I was falling on the GD. I'm trying to get him and Tongo into the, I didn't even know he was out there. I just was like opening the door. I opened the door and he's laying on the ground Yeah, so I'm trying to get Tongo in the tip of my fly. Oh, it was just a mess No, because it's all So he brought up his fly and Megan's like, oh, let's go back to the segment now she got real freaked out by that

Down a lot in their house except for blackout drugs and not even That's weird. It's a weird thing though Yes, and how do they collect this data for these fans? I just have three thousand people fall over their Basket that got to the ER Okay Does laundry well the notice is she goes that's something you would do and he goes why I do fall I just put on this hoodie every day but now I do fall that's true sometimes I followed my dick out what do zipper was down. I tripped over my zipper what well my favorite thing is that he censored goddamn Yeah, he said shit fuck. He said everything he's basically said the n-word three times

What the heck those FNN's Hard Jays This is an interesting fact I didn't know about Scorch Now Let me ask you this and I will take this to heart although won't change my opinion But I'll do it. Will you fuck me or what? You can tell she's nervous like oh boy yeah marriage proposal three holes

correct anyway how many dates until the third input when do I go in for the kill going for the age of impregnation correct you don't get those periods anymore right I'm not change my opinion You don't get those periods anymore, right? I'm not. Change my opinion, but I'll take a thought. 35% of women say it is a huge turnoff when a guy works on his tan too much.

Too much? Yes, absolutely. Isn't that what the too much means? The levels it went for the percentage is crazy Tell me if you believe this Less than 50% of people think that sometimes when you work on your tan too much

even though there's no scale of too much or not enough it's not a good thing In other words, will you blow me Megan? This is This is such an old radio trope. Yeah. Where you read some stupid thing that the service sends you and then the callers call

it just like, yeah, I agree. I knew a guy who was always tanning. I didn't like it. Okay. It's a shit. That is so stupid. Women are turned off. 35% of women are turned off by guys who work on their tan too much

Which should be a hundred percent 5% of those women fucking love it. Yeah, they're just like oh too much perfect. That's what I'm hoping for Actually, I wish Jersey Shore would come back Part off when a guy works on his tan too much Too much. much yes absolutely do you think I work in my tent what is too much see that's a that's a like I don't look overly tan when I'm tanned right like I don't look like a piece of leather and I don't look like an orange like when I go to the tanning bed I don't look orange either blows all his money. That's where he sleeps.

I wouldn't be here. We got a tanning bed locator. I was very shocked to hear that he's going to face a tanning bed. Now I got a picture of you naked in the tanning bed they have the same body They're gonna fucking hoodies and no pants She is shaped like silly putty her body is the worst and he's shaped like not silly, but He's serious, buddy Buddy means business. It's not fucking around

All right. Here's the last one of the out of facts that we have Okay, I'm gonna give you one more f'd up fact and I have a problem with this I have a huge problem with this and I probably shouldn't because I don't have a woman in my life, but this and I probably shouldn't because I don't have a woman in my life but 30% of women have changed their hairstyle without telling their significant other. I've got a huge, huge bitch about that. Again, Pat, to your point, 30% of women have done this thing. It's like, okay, so a third, yeah. It's not outrageous. Well, what does the other 70% are like while they're at the hair salon or like calling their significant other I'm doing it I'm doing it right now changing my head That's what I wanted to ask you guys because I could give a fuck Okay, what your significant other do whatever they want to do that makes them feel good. I would definitely would not care

I want them to tell me so I can pretend like I recognize the difference. That is true. I've definitely fucked that up before. You didn't even notice I covered my hair? Oh no, it looks great. I totally noticed. The window's open, so the light hit it. Right, yeah.

What's my bad? I'm staring at your tits, honey. I'm staring at your tits. You're Jew. Give me a break. Give me a break. So yeah, scorch is a huge problem with women not telling their boyfriend or husband I thought I was gonna say boner by the way when he's like huge huge huge boner

No, he's got a huge problem with it. I think who cares but he's going to explain Why he has a problem with this If you're with somebody if you're with a guy or a girl and they get a change in their appearance without discussing it with you, that's wrong to me. That's wrong. Me and Mike talked about this the other day. I had an ex that never wore makeup. Mike said that he had an ex that didn't wear makeup.

When she put on makeup, she looked totally different. It was not her. They looked better than that. Don't do that, but I Because No What are you guys fucking talking about? Sometimes you dated a girl would wear makeup and sometimes she wouldn't wear makeup. Yeah, it's a huge problem Also, like me and Mike would go ahead. Sorry me and Mike Mike talked about this the other day. Yeah, gives a fuck what either

of you think. They were talking about how they used to have girlfriends. Right. So sad. Hey, you ever date a girl without makeup? Oh, wait, you've dated a girl. Like, I hate it. I quote what women say in memes. But that is a walking red flag right there. It's like, don't you get pissed off when they make their own decisions? Yes. That's what I mean. Oh, they're picking out outfits at the store without sending me photos of it first. Yeah. We're going to walk around like Mrs. Scorch and also be a whore. We're not letting that happen. So don't paint your face. You just heard Megan say

that's a very shallow. And so a scorch decides to do because he has a shock Jack, let's not forget. He's gonna lean into it. Oh, no. I am Shallow Thank you I am You walk into the water in the ocean and it's not even touching the bottom of your foot I am white sand shallow.

I just want to point out. I mean, he went for an analogy there. You can't walk into water and have it not touch the bottom of your foot. That's true. Okay. Well, he didn't even go for an analogy. He just literally discussed what shallow shallow means,'s like it's not very high. Yeah Openly and admittedly and look at Raiden agrees. He's back there. Yeah, he's like

Today's today's the last day Raids get a paycheck, but that's okay. I am 100% shallow, but I'm true to myself Well, congratulations. This is why you're not in a relationship. Thank you my camera Keep it camera Well, congratulations. This is why you're not in a relationship. Thank you my camera For real why no Wow, Megan just went full hole just now shame on you. I do you know, this is why women don't like you That's a real problem like Megan I might be shallow but Megan's hole is cavernous That's it for after the bags everybody

The band comes out but now yes like what he does have no facts. He doesn't really look at his phone He goes oh hold on anyway He's not even reading yeah The idea that he has to like look down and he's scrolling through his phone, too There are times when someone else is talking and he's just like on Facebook. It's just like Whatever you say I looked up leaked pictures of Megan Megan nudes calm I could buy this domain It's available

We have a Megan Locator app. We're gonna find the bitch. No, I think it's possible that Scorch is doing better than Opie. And the reason why I say that is because Scorch is full of hope right now. And ambition, he's got a new thing he's gonna do. They're gonna travel across America

and go to dive bars. He has a dream. But Opie still has money, right? Oh, he still has money Yeah, he's winning, but Opie has nothing else going on He did start a new channel. I have to say, I'm excited about what Opie's doing right now from a content standpoint. He's putting out a lot of content. He's doing his morning thing where he talks to the chat. He's got the brand new channel, Opie Unleashed NYC. And Pat, if you haven't seen this. I have not.

Okay, hopefully yes, I'm gonna hold on to him because OP is now unleashed in New York City. And he's got his phone out and you don't know what's gonna happen. He's also doing the Gebhard's thing. He's in the basement with his buddy Matt over at Gebhard's Beer Culture. But I wanna start with him doing the live stream

to promote his new channel, Opium Leashed NYC. And this is the kind of stuff that you will hear when you tune in. Got my $4.75 coffee. You know, the Starbucks is right across the street, but I'm like, you know what? I got to get, I got to, I got to support the mom and pop coffee shops. And then they hammer you for $4 and 75 cents. Are you kidding me? SK, what's going on, brother? I see you. You're

from Columbus. We'll go right on. Good morning. Good morning, Mike Bergen Jr. I know you're up. You've got kids. Coffee. Yes,. Yes, Jake clips coffee coffee in New York Pretty good stuff. Why do you put up that guy's kids? Creepy as hell you got kids I know about them That is weird because his whole thing is his Facebook group He has a lot of people to join the Facebook group And so I think that they're just like sharing Like these are lonely people and so they can't look at I have kids

That's my ex-wife She sees the kids more than I do Think that's what people are sharing in this Facebook group that I hope he's done So he actually knows these people he feels like he knows these people has a connection know who he was They have to but it's similar to Howard Sterns He's cultivated a totally different audience now Like the opposite of who liked open Anthony would like this new version of Opie That's why I feel like they don't know who he was they're like, oh, this is a nice boy who's trying there could be Yes, there could be those types of people

So he's complaining about the price of coffee 475 for coffee? Yeah, it rounds down to zero. Pretty good bet. Yeah, the guy owns three properties and none of them are cheap. He's complaining about coffee, but he's doing the right thing. Is Starbucks a lot cheaper than that? Anyway, not the point. Well, better, he's supporting mom and pops by saying the name Starbucks, but not promoting the name of the small mom and father. Right. And complaining about it. So one of the things he likes to do is read the chat and respond to it. Ben. Hi, Ben Ratner. How are you? Do something viral? No, no, I don't.

Ben Ratner, how are you? Do something viral? No, no, I don't. Okay, what's funny about this? Ben Ratner was Anthony's first producer on compound media. So Ben worked for Anthony, he's been in contact with us over here. So he's still tuning into this shit and goofing on OP do something viral. It's such an asshole thing to say. But it's all that OP wants. Of course he doesn't. OP doesn't get it. He's just like, oh my buddy Ben's out here. Is he really just screaming on the street though? Reading comments but he's just

aiming his phone at people? Correct. Okay. Yeah. It's a little unnerving. If you're just walking around, you're like, and OP looks like a homeless guy. Mm hmm. And they all have phones have phones now. She's calling a guy Ben. That guy doesn't know why Never mind Ben You bad the different bad knees on my Facebook feed fucking mom and pops Keep walking. I'm doing a show So weird. It's me the one you don't know from that show a long time ago the membership. It's alright Ben

Hi, Ben Ratner. How are you? Do something viral? No. No, I don't feel like it I feel like just drinking my coffee and behaving today. I gotta be I gotta be in the mood I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in a mood for the melody. I'm in the mood I'm in the mood for a melody I'm in the mood for a melody I'm in a mood for the melody I'm in the mood that's why Robert Plant is so great by the way that's why Pat this is what low IQ people do they say something that reminds them of a song then they have to start singing it we see Ray DeVito do sing it he asked burger his way through it. He didn't have any toeing. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody.

I'm in the moooood. Well, it gets worse. I saw you crack up, so I thought I'd deposit, but it gets worse. He was able to sing, I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in a mood for the melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. Try it at home. It's not easy.

And he does it effortlessly. I'm in the mood for the melody. I'm in the mood for a bell at tried at home. It's not easy. And he, Eddie, and he does it effortlessly. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I think that's why I can't be a singer because I have to pronounce every syllable. You know, they don't do that. They don't do that. But there you go. But good morning to everybody. You know. Nine syllables. I mean, he did that effortlessly. Can you believe that? He was singing words. He sang it. He broke it down for you. Then he's flinged again, in case you didn't understand why Robert Plant is a genius. By the way, a lot of people think Robert Plant is a brilliant musician, not because of his solo career. That's not what people are talking about. Like, yeah, man, when he went solo in the eighties, whoo, good shit, like his country shit now, the honey trippers. Oh my God. If there's

a mandolin on stage, I'm there. Let's go. Be good point. Uh let's talk about the new channel. Opie Unleashed NYC. There is some controversy around this like Anthony came on his show and goes, oh no, Opie's unleashed. He was leashed before but now

he's unleashed. Someone's goofing on Opie for this lame name but Opie thinks it's great. Uh Zach saying I'm in the mood for an unle on Opie for this lame name, but Opie thinks it's great Zach saying I'm in the mood for an unleashed Opie. All right. Well You might have to subscribe to that other channel, you know, I think I named the channel perfectly because it's got the people are talking They got they got a talking about the name. I mean in this day and age you got a you got a Name your YouTube channel something that pops.

It's so funny, because people are making fun of the word unleashed on my new YouTube channel, OP Unleashed NYC, and ignore the fact that they've known me for no less than, oh my God, 30 years as OP, the dumbest, stupidest name ever. So say an OPI Unleashed NYC, that's actually a step up. Well, that's some own right there. Oh, you think that the new title's dumb? Well, guess what?

My name's been dumb forever. Gotcha. Okay. Better, it also means that out there, there is already a website called called unleashed OPI. He had to add NYC because someone else already has that. Oh, no, we can't go move around to anywhere else. He can't even go to New York state. He can literally only be an NYC for this to be open. That's definitely Westchester. What the

are you doing? God damn it. Got me on this one. Where am I? I love that. So he's like, obviously I did a great job. Everyone's talking about it. Yeah, everyone's mocking you. Well, be everything that you've been doing. You're doing a great job. Yeah. Keep it up because everyone's mocking you. And he's back at Gebhard's live at Gebhard's beer culture. And he's talking to his buddy, Matt. And this is some, this is some great stuff where he's talking to his buddy Matt. And this is some great stuff where he's talking about a raccoon because they lost power, right?

And Matt had to put all of his freezer goods in a cooler on the fire escape so that the food wouldn't go bad. And then you're concerned in New York City, who's gonna get it? Maybe some raccoons are gonna get at it. You think rats and raccoons in New York City can't get through a cooler? We know raccoons can, yeah.

Yeah, they with those stupid little hands. You ever see a raccoon up close? It's creepy, they're stupid. You know the Japanese call them washing bear. Why? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, really? That would have been funnier if I didn't have the comment covering up your impression, man.

Stand up when I do it. That's yeah, exactly. I didn't know. I didn't know that. So the reason why I played that clip is I want to point something out. We talked about when Oi does his show from His apartment he is on the lower quarter and all you see are the windows and the view that he has of New York and people Go well

He's showing off that he has this view and I had a theory recently that opi feels small and he's framing that because that's actually a Psychological thing that's going on in his mind He's now in the basement of Gebhard's and he's so far down on the screen that the comments are covering up him and his co-host's faces. This is easily fixable. I want everyone to see that cool duct work. Right? There's no reason for this. Yeah, it should be cut like the top of the Neon's in the back, right? Like at least you could like, yeah, not see the ceiling. Right? You could show this tag in the back.

Yeah. Yeah. Show the fun sign to you have back there. Hey, we're at a bar. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool. Who's the guy? He's the owner of Gabards, Matt.

Oh, so he should definitely be on a podcast. No, Opie has I was actually uh, my buddy drew about this recently. Opie has discovered zero talent in the last 10 plus years and he's always proud of himself. We're going to play another clip where he talks about how he discovered Jim Norton and he's the reason why Jim was on the show and of course Anthony. And so Opie thinks he's got an eye for talent and with the last two talents he found died right well if you're calling Vic Hadley a talent we got we got better than this guy but yes that is true Kyle Ruiz was fun he passed away unfortunately but Sherrod Small got the fuck away from him and he can't find anyone he got that Ron

the waiter guy who hangs around hope he's got nowhere else to go and the the reason why is because of shit like this. This is the kind of stuff they talk about on this show. All right, good. And Andy Vollen saying pizza sucks. What country are you from? I didn't know Andy Vollen was a communist. What do you mean pizza sucks? I mean, have you ever had bad pizza? Bad pizza bad pizza? Yeah, no Yeah, no, no Frozen pizzas, so you've had bad pizza and you've had ilios and yeah rules i'm a big fan of frozen pizza Some great pizza, but ilios is freaking awesome. Ilios is very good

And and I do pineapple on my pizza. Not every time, relax. Not every time. Is this different than Scorch's show? No. This is literally like old radio guy. Who doesn't like pizza when you're a communist? This is the Scorch wrap-up show.

This is so bad. I've been in morning show radio meetings where they're like, what are we talking about today? They're like, pizza's good. Okay, you like pizza, I'll hate pizza. And then that lady will come in and she blew a guy for pizza. It's crazy.

No, but you gotta do the pineapple thing. That's what Opie's had just went to. He'd be like, all right. Went right to it. He didn't build up. He's just, they didn't even, first of all, there's no pineapple on Elio's. So he jumped, by the way, O's no pineapple on Elio's so he

Junked by the way, oh he's ever eaten Elio's pizza. No, so way too much money to eat that brick shit Yeah, the fact they like ever have bad pizza like yeah, well opi's a multi-millionaire who lives in new york city Of course, he doesn't eat bad pizza. Why would he would be the point? Yeah, it's the barrels where we go every thursday like no, I doubt it He is a rich man who acts like a poor person. Yes. And dresses like one as well. Yeah. Very much so. He just finds clothes. Another thing that's going on here is that his buddy, Matt is married to a Filipino woman and they've had two kids. And one of them was recent and opi is really into breast milk

He's got a weird breast milk fetish thing going on and that comes up again These Jersey girls were playing quarters with breast milk. I don't know what that means Do you understand what that I don't know playing quarters, but I do know what breast milk is Yeah, are we doing breast milk ice cream? That ship has sailed. Really? You couldn't talk her into it? You know what?

I still have some in the freezer. Maybe I'll sneak a few. Bro, I got it. I got it. Ice cream maker. I could not get her to agree. We can make the breast milk right here. Right from the source.

Right. Whoa. Not directly from the source. No. They'll demonetize you would you ever talk about eating your friend's wife's breast milk no at least not to his friend while somebody calls him a pedophile it's so fucking weird file. That's it's once again, it's radio bits, like you nailed it. It's like, now we're gonna do breast milk. Like the way you go, he has no clue how to make it good. You could tell he was

just the guy who said the words and then Anthony and Jim and everyone else made it funny. Yeah, but he goes, yeah, I got ice cream maker. We know what works. We know you can make ice cream from milk. We're aware of that part of it. I'll be Explained to a new audience that this other guy must have a wife or girlfriend or someone who's pregnant. He's like you got tits Well to that point Pat you probably haven't seen this but this was like a year ago Opie's big bit on this show was pouring a shitty beer in his shoe

and then drinking it out of his shoe. So it's just like, let's just do things that are outrageous and see if that sparks conversation. But it's his own shoe? Yeah. Not even outrageous. So if you just took a homeless guy's shoe or you found a shoe outside.

Have you seen what Opie looks like? It's fucking crazy. If he went to the Holocaust Museum and got one of their shoes, like I get it, or you found a shoe outside or you would do a. Have you seen what Opie looks like? He's fucking crazy. He would do the Holocaust museum, got one of their shoes. Like I get it, but like just his own shoe. All right, you're not impressed? Well, this one time he wore a wig. That's true, he did wear a wig that one episode.

That was pretty cool. Props to Alan Thoreau. And Opie just puts these things up on the screens. That's great. He's over on accent. Anthony, Carl, Jim. A bunch of trigger names for Opie. Appreciate that. All right. So we got to get into cold weather talk guys. Weather is all the rage. I'm telling you, everyone's talking about weather on these shows and Opie's just like, you guys think it's cold in New York. You guys don't even

know. I'm like, yo, I lived in Buffalo. I lived in Buffalo in Western New York for a total of 12 years. This is nothing. Literally nothing. I was prepared. I got my base layer on underneath, right? And I got my bibs, which caused a little bit of an issue when you got to go pee. Oh, right. It doesn't always line up. The issue was everyone calling Not at all didn't happen until just now even Matt's not putting up with the shit anymore my favorite part about that clip besides Opie calling his friend gay and

Talking about how tough he is because he lives in Buffalo Is this kind of thing you just put up on the screen there because he's an idiot It says reading the ingredients on the side of a frozen pizza box is more interesting than this show Cuz he's an idiot it says reading the ingredients on the side of a frozen pizza box is more interesting than this show This guy's cool But what did he yell that he said he said gay yeah, I called him gay for having like bibs for his baby He's no I get why don't you say but he was so inaudible. I was just like I didn't know what he said Yeah, he knew it was outrageous. So he didn't want to like really say, Oh, right. It doesn't always line up. The issue was everyone calling you.

Not at all. Didn't happen until just now. It's like a Helen Keller impression. I was like, what he said. Pretty good stuff. Well, then, because they're talking about the weather and they're talking about pizza and breast milk ice cream. Someone comes in and says Hey, why don't we talk about opiate anthony? Uh, who is the funniest person on ona? We're not doing ona tonight

I'm sorry. I mean if you want to give me ten dollars, we'll ask you a stupid ona question, but we're not doing ona Wow, everyone has a price hope he's like i'm above that. Wait, wait, you got ten bucks Hope is like I'm above that way we get some bucks Is where he's anything I'll do something I want to do for 10 bucks, but otherwise that's true mom-and-pop coffees That takes care of Monday and Tuesday with tip and then this is the Coldest take you've ever heard from a guy Also going on we got the deep freeze, we got the congestion, pricing toll. If this city could, if this city could,

they would put tolls at the end of everyone's driveway. But what, how do you do that? They would just put a toll at the end of their driveway. Yeah, but they have lazy saddles. Cause they want to hammer you. Oh, Ron's here Oh, Ron. Hi Ron the waiter. Oh boy. That's where I tapped out when around the waiter showed up Pretty good stuff in New York City. You know what they want to do is they want to charge you fees all the time

Yep, why did he use the word driveways in Manhattan? Fucking joy The owner called that out there's like that's what any driveways here He's in Manhattan We get it'll be those his attempt to appeal to the everyman yeah, right yes, they have driveways right there Nickle and diming us man We know they want to check they want to tax you every time you use your helicopter am I right everyday people What is this tax Taxi two sits. Speaking of the every man, the potato is here. We haven't seen him in a minute. What's up, Cardiff? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello. So you just saw Opie say, I'm not talking about Opie and Anthony. All right. I don't want to talk about that stuff. If you go to his channel, the most recent video is Opie. Why are you going after Jim Norton is the name of this

video. So he curates this. He puts this on his show. This is the latest Natalie. Hi, how are you? Why are you going at the gym? Norton now because he's a passive aggressive twat. He's always been a passive aggressive twat And he took some dumb little shot at me yesterday I just want to point out and maybe it's my perspective but everything I follow that Jim does has nothing to do with Opie and The minute that Opie left and the Jim and Sam show started it was never about Opie

They didn't bring him up. They might reminisce about OP and Anthony, but in a positive way. I mean, Kurt, if you're a regular on that show, you know, I am the chip. It's the tweet, actually the tweet that no, it's just the same card show, the tweet that started all this from Jim Norton. I'm not even sure had anything to do with OP. What was the tweet? Cause he never brings it up. Let me see if I can find it. Okay. But yeah, there was a tweet that it was just like, if you, cause that's the one that Opie initially started going after back at Jimmy, but it's, he didn't mention Opie. It was just Opie kind of just saw himself

in the tweet. I guess let me see if I can find it. What's crazy about this is that, cause we've documented this on the show Obvious constantly putting out videos about why Jim Norton's the worst person ever and Anthony and Sam Roberts and it's all clickbait shit He's constantly talking about them and then he sees a tweet. He doesn't like and he's like, oh, he's a fucking garbage person I'm gonna finally slap back like no, that's all you've been doing Jim always takes the high road and all this shit He has spent the last I don't know close to 20 years with Anthony just Trashing me. It's not true. We all wish yeah That's the show if there was a show that was just Anthony and Jimmy making fun of Opie

200,000 subs day one. We're all we're all signing up for that And I tried to take the high road. You think he's mad because when Jim was done, he didn't say like the greatest person I ever worked with was like Opie. Again, so Opie's kind of waiting for like, yeah, I worked with Anthony or Sam is not. But Opie taught me radio. Like he's like, I think he's just bad. That's his past. So aggressive is he didn't mention me. So therefore he's mentioning me. Yeah. Yeah. Because in Oprys mind, it's all about him. So if you're not talking about him, you're not talking about him on purpose. You're right. Yes. So there's no winning with this

asshole. 20 years with Anthony just trashing me and I tried to take the high road. I tried. I tried to take the high road with those guys. And was I perfect? No. Was I taking my little shots here and there? Yes. That's not tried to take the high road. I tried I tried to take the high road with those guys It was a perfect. No was I taking my little shots here and there yes, that's not tried to take the high road I Tried to do a thing that I did the opposite of did ya hope he's got a lot wrong with him But he doesn't have Tourette's he can control this correct Also, he can control the thumbnail that he makes the title of the video and how he clips it together So it's all shit trash and then barely mentions it But every chance they got they were fucking just hammering me. That's not true. Jim Norton has been on my show

We we've not talked about Opie at all I would have loved to and I finally had and they come up with dumb stupid shit about me when I have, I have unbelievable crap on both of them. You talk about passive aggressive. I have shit on both of them. I could ruin them with the information I know. Vinnie texted me last night with something and I wonder if he's right about this. Is it possible that Opie thought the stuff he had on Jim Norton was about sleeping with guys or trans women and Being into like that sort of thing and Opie was just like oh my gosh

Have I told people about this and then like Jim just married Nikki and it's like everyone knows that it's not a thing at all Because what is what can he have on Jim Norton? The guy tells you every embarrassing thing he's ever done in his life Does he make sense Lily wrote in several books about being molested and sucking guys dicks? Yeah, what can he have on me pages taxes wrong sometimes like? Yeah, the one thing he came up with recently we put on this show is that he used to work out in the same gym And Jim Norton wasn't good at punching when he was working the heavy bag Okay, yeah He's also like hey, I don't know if you know this but Anthony like doesn't like black people

He would sometimes say racist things off the air and out the air too, but listen, I won't have you be smirching Jim Norton's bag work Which bad And on the air too, by the way. And listen, I won't have you be smirching Jim Norton's bag work. Okay? Fair enough. Which bag are you talking about? That's what Nicky says, yeah. I have the tweet from Jim Norton that started this all. Alright, what does it say? You want me to read it or you want to put it up?

Yeah, oh, you have it right there. I see it, okay. I'll put it up. Just a reminder, if you want to show everyone how great you're doing, make sure to respond to every negative comment on social media and tell them How great you're doing? Holy shit the fact that opi thinks this is about him tells you everything you need to know I don't think it's about opi But let me say

Stuttering John Whether it is or not. It could be about stuttering John. It could be about a thousand years ago. And there's Opie's quote tweet to Jim. And he says hey, do you still spit on the floor and wish terrible things on people and their families When they don't go with your utter BS? This is my new YouTube channel, you pig. What the? So he's literally doing the thing that Jim is ragging on people for doing. I think so.

Holy shit. He's dumb. Oh, please. I never thought it was this dumb, but he is that's stupid. So then he had to go. He's a dummy that thinks he's smart because I think what he was trying to do there is I got to get involved in this because it's getting views and likes. Let me put my new YouTube page here.

Yeah. So no one clicked it and he's like, fuck. So now he's going to keep going, hoping they go find this thing and then click on his thing. They go, what did he say? He said nothing. Brilliant. He needs his attention. He needs his heat so bad. They he's now trying to conjure it up. Oh, Jimmy's always taking shots at me. If you think that's a shot at you. You need to fix yourself Because that could be about anyone and I didn't see card of taking offense to it I didn't take offense to it. Pat Oates was a little upset, but he got over a quick hoping

Or of my sock accounts were very pissed So I finally had it that's why Natalie if you've been paying attention you would understand They go on each other's shows a couple of times a year and trash me. Jim, cause he's a passive aggressive twat. He actually tweets crap about me, but doesn't, but doesn't add, mentioned me. I got people that watch after me. Trust me. I'm well informed. Oh, so one of his buddies told him that was about him That's even worse

Talking about Joe I would have been like fuck you man. It's not about me He's mad that he did not mention him I deserve That's what this is that's so dumb we last checked in with Opie someone Brought up Jim and he's like I don't get Jim Yeah, but he was talking about how successful he was he was admitting to that Oh, Opie said Jim's new show is so popular. I don't get it exactly He wants to be connected to it someone's a little jelly

Yeah, in the words of Stuttering John it was a little jealous Also, if I were to ever react to someone online, which I wouldn't yeah, I probably wouldn't Advertise my new show within that you know Subscribe hit like he's right by doing that. It's the right move Do I click on a lot of stuff? No, but I'm well informed. I Got a chief of staff. I got a chief of staff that looks into these things so finally I'm like you know what I Love this thing where he has to pretend he's above it while admitting he's not do I click on this stuff?

No, we just saw a car just showed us that you actually quote retweeted it So obviously you click on it and type stuff and then click some order Starting to turn to sound like he's got a PI named Dustin somewhere. He's uh He's making his way to the dabble verse. He's coming in hard And fine gloves are off. I got I got tons of crap on both of you Wow What a shitty thing to say No one brought that up. What a lunatic.

He is spiraling. It feels like he, now knowing that John is gone, that he's like, I need Carl to focus on me again. It feels like that to me, too I don't want to Seriously, he's acting out more he's doing the things that he hopes that you surely everybody's and start the Opie thing So there could be a new like Ron the waiter verse or whatever the fuck Is John is and he never will be. As much as John sucks, John's more interesting. Yes, John is more interesting than Opie, but man, Opie's decline right now is something to behold,

as well as this face that he's making right here. What the fuck? He looks like Jim right there. In his own words, he says, a couple times a year they trash me. He didn't say they try and ruin my lives with evidence that they have on me No, so if they're trashy you trash him back, right? His response is I have shit on you guys and that's such a shitty thing to say because either say it or don't Right if you got something to say say it But when you do that, then you try to get people to conjure up what it might be Because then that's infinite

possibilities and people can start speculating and running wild with it. It's such a dick thing to do. I mean, I know shit about Cardiff. And I, if you guys knew what I know about Carter, but I'm not going to say I'm a nice guy. Speculate. Is this the unleashed show or is this just a regular on my apartment morning thing? This is the regular opie radio Morning brah, I know it's a his hot take on someone that would make you go to his unleashed show For his unleashed show where you can tell spill the dirt on Anthony and Jim and every so I would go there to hear what

He has to say even though it sucks. Can I just raise that away? Right, can I explain this to simple Pat, please? Opie radio is when he does his radio show in the morning on YouTube. I know the logos are similar Opie unleashed and YC is when he's Unleashed into New York City when he's beyond that glass. You're not you're not actually correct about that We just watch the clip where he was outside because he's trying to promote his channel because it's not monetized yet. So he's doing that show on OP radio, but telling people to sign up on Opie at least so they can monetize it. Got it. Start doing it over there. But thanks for being passive aggressive towards me. I do think that Pat brings up a good point though, because Opie's responding

to Jim's thing on Twitter with a wink to his other channel that he doesn't talk about any of this. Someone saw that just like, oh, what does Opie have to say about this? It's the wrong thing. You'd have to go to this other channel. Hmm Do do do do and you know what in the end in the end and in the end You can't fucking stop himself this guy he needs friend I do miss big Henley know In the end I can do crap to those guys. I literally didn't do crap to those guys.

That's so funny because I remember when he first started doing OP radio on the podcast and he said, I've been working on myself. I've been seeing someone I'm taking responsibility for my role in things and how they went down. And it didn't take long for him to get right back to I didn't do anything wrong. Everyone's against me What a childish thing to say. Did he record all of them peeing or something? Well, yeah, that's why he got fired Yeah, I mean like that's something That is something is if we didn't drag Jim Norton on to a massively huge successful opiate Anthony show He didn't make the show successful. He was brought in when the show was pretty much way on its way. You would think that Jim was on Twitter or on his show or something going,

Oh my God, I had to drag Opie with me. Because without me, that show would suck. Like, Jim has never said those things. He doesn't think that way. He would never say those things. He's very appreciative of his time on open Anthony and now always on there going, we were going to be successful anyway. It's like, okay, okay. What a douche.

And if I didn't bring Jim Norton and yes, me, Anthony was against it at first. Yeah. If I didn't bring Jim Norton in all those years ago, he would be doing stupid gigs at firehouses up and down the Jersey turnpike to this day. I kind of like that one. Kind of like that. So to answer your question, I just finally had it. That's another thing too, where he's predicting what Jim's career would have been.

And Jim definitely got a lot of boost from being on a morning radio show every day. But he's also a very, very funny standup comic. He made the show hilarious. And he also had a lot of friends like Louis CK and all those guys, Colin Quinn, all those guys. So they're all doing projects and he gets involved in them because they're all friends and they work together. For Open to take full credit of Jim's career is douchey. It's a scumbag thing to do. It makes him a douchebag. But that's OPI for you. That's our buddy. I just have a couple of recent cameos from our buddy Settling Down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. when he's in the car and stuff yeah yeah so john decided he's out of the dabble verse he's not doing the centering john show anymore uh but actually he is 40 dollars at a time as he responds to people's cameo requests and uh he hasn't done one since thursday maybe it was wednesday no i think it was thursday he hasn't done a public one no, it tells you on cameo the last time he recorded. Does it? Yeah. Which is interesting. Cause I,

I think he's starting to get over it. I think the people who are requesting it are starting to get over it. Yeah. It says last Thursday at 3 52 PM was the last time he recorded one. So let's see some examples. He's dressed up nice. We were watching this on Uncle Rico last night. And look at this suit coat he's wearing. Hi. Hi.

Wow, my favorite baseball player of all time. It's corduroy. He's wearing a corduroy sport coat. I'm a teacher. I think he's going for the college professor look or something. He's got patches on the elbows So I have a theory on this because he's so do I okay, I want to hear yours, but my theory is that Right now everywhere in the US is colder than normal. I'm weather talk. Here we go. And where he lives in Florida, it's been like highs of 55, which is unheard of. I don't think he brought clothes with them

that he needed because he's still, he lived in LA for all that time. I don't think he has like sweatshirts and jackets. So he had to go back and find his fancy clothes in order to stay warm. What do you think Cardiff? Well, if you remember months ago, he did talk about, um, and he always, he always lets us know everything, but he did talk about a university that actually wanted to hire him as a teacher. So again, I can't, I can't believe he's a professor. I can't, maybe he's a, he's doing something in some university, but again, the jackets, the wardrobe is definitely leading, leading me to believe he's a, he's doing something in some university, but again, the jackets, the wardrobe is definitely leading,

leading me to believe he's doing something with higher education somehow. Okay. Somehow, you know, crazy that sounded right? Yes, I do know. You're like, I don't get what I'm saying, but there's gotta be, there's something, there's something, there's no, we've never seen John in Sport coats before It is weird. I think what happened is John went to court And a girl kind of looked his way and he thought she was checking him out

So now when he drives uber he has the jacket when women he picks women up to think that he's gonna get laid That's as good an explanation as any I would say he's trying to impress someone. Hi. Wow. My favorite baseball player of all time. Lou Gehrig. I love Lou Gehrig. As you know, this is the world famous stuttering john Melendez. And this is apparently from famous stuttering John Melendez and this is apparently From Lou Gehrig wanting me to get his disease To insult him now, it's 40 bucks You to get my disease

The worst part would be if John did get Lou Gehrig's disease, yeah, it would still be known as Lou Gehrig I appreciate such a kind wonderful amazing wishes but Don't think that's gonna happen But I do appreciate you thinking of me so much so that you're paying me to wish you a happy Valentine's Day. I might like cameo job better than the summary job podcast. It was way funnier.

So please have a great day. I hope your heart fills up with love instead of hate. That being said, go fuck yourself. This is Stuttering John saying, Gege, yeah. man. GIGGY YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ It looks like it right? He sits in that see like he can barely see over the steering wheel he's a tiny little guy Why would you have the headrest up that high when you're that tiny the current of his a theory on this? Oh? on what He doesn't know how to put it down. He's pushed down, it doesn't work!

I have clips of him in his car from like 2018 where the headrest is in the exact same position. He does not know how to move it. Oh that's so good. Damn Germans. He's looking for a button for it at the dash. He's on his keys, he's like, he's got to be somewhere! First page, headrest down. Doesn't work. Hi, Judy. This is the world famous Stuttering John.

It seems like he's over this already. Doesn't he seem like he's not enjoying this at all. Oh, from day one. Because he was hoping it could be a bunch of people being like, oh, Stuttering John, I loved him when he was interviewing those celebrities. It's so funny. I'm a celebrity get you out of here. He was great out there Right, okay. I take that back. Maybe not day one, but as soon as all of It's only our show Yeah This this one's weird this one's in a neighborhood too, so is he driving around looking for open Wi-Fi Yeah, that's my guess 40 bucks to the amount of money it costs to fill his tank This one's weird. This one's in a neighborhood too. So is he driving around looking for open wifi?

That's my guess. 40 bucks is the amount of money it costs to fill his tank. And that's why he charges that so he can keep driving around. I'm happy that your husband is a fan of mine, but apparently you got it mixed up cause you're saying he's watching me on my show. Um, the Rico show. Well, I don't do any Rico show. Yeah, you also don't do any dry cleaning Yeah Cat here. Yeah, well there's cat hair over here. This looks like it's I thought that was a doughnut dust

I was like something that came out of his mouth because that's usually that's usually where it lands. It goes from here right to there. I've studied this. From here to there. If you're referring to the show that was named by their executive producer a convicted pedophile I guess your husband's into that kind of thing. Hmm is that how that works? Yes Do you think he goes to restaurants where they make you wear a coat and he on purpose doesn't have a coat and then he goes Oh, you have to give me a coat and then he leaves with the coat Also could I have an application

It all yeah Also, can I have an application? application although he shows up with the dishwasher wearing that you gotta just for the job you want Victed pedophile, I guess your husband's into that kind of thing Also, it's so nice. This woman buys this thing for her husband like hey John here's $45 can you read that note for my husband? Yeah I guess your husband's a fucking pedophile. Can I have my money back now? Although let me just let you know that the show and the network was named by a guy named Isolino who had six thousand images and video of child pornography. I guess your

husband's into that. Doubling down on that logic. Okay. Let me say it twice. It probably is true. That's weird. I think it is, but you might like this show that has no original content. They just watched me away more successful, way funnier and a man who's actually achieved and done things in the entertainment industry. So your husband, probably I hate to say it is a loser who watches a bunch of losers, including these five knuckleheads who can't even come up with original content. They stole an idea from Lady K, who stole it from Opie and Anthony, who stole it from Howard Stern.

Yes, they have a guy who says that he was a writer for The Tonight Show. He wasn't. I was. I'm in the writers' guild. He was a faxer. So scowl! Your husband's a weirdo. Well, it's good to see that he's left the devil verse behind and moving on with his new life.

In his new mobile studio. Look at how triggered he gets. Someone writes Rico in the thing and he's just like, fuck, fucking Mike Morrison, Julie Chinweyer, Lady K. Now I have some inside information here, Carl. And I don't know if I should tell you this, but the reason John was so upset with that one because the woman who ordered that

for her husband was Susanna So we do know that John just got his last paycheck from YouTube that came in on the 21st and So there's no more income coming in outside from these cameos and whatever University job the car that thinks he has Florida State So okay. Yeah, now that you say Florida State that doesn't make sense So we'll see how much longer John can hold out stand up gigs that are going so well He's not making money off that he did do that stand-up gig in st. Pete's

But for a dozen people not a good time to take up jacket wearing Expensive happy I want to bring on Mary Beth who's here waiting patiently in the wings our review girl Mary Beth are you doing? Now she's now she's ready for this. We have a game to play. Cardiff is going back and watching Tommy. Tommy T.

He goes by now, right? Tommy T. podcast. Tommy T. podcast. He's going back and watching these. To Catch an Alien is my favorite. I love these it's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien what do you say Carl are you ready to catch an alien I am now brought to you by hackrany.com promo code come you know the Matt Gaetzes of

the world the AOC's of the world They're pretty safe, and that's why they're able to do whatever they want. I guess it's interesting. I watched an American greed on him I forget what it was about, but it was a whole great. Do you know I'm referring to no I know Matt But I don't know the American I said, did you ever see black mass? Never saw it. What is it black mass with Johnny Depp? Whitey Bolger. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, ask him a movie ask him like I'm a movie illiterate Anytime it's a 90s movie unless it has Adam Sandler last Mission Impossible Holy shit get off the movie thing. He just said he only watches Adam Sandler movies from the 90s

Not a good subject. I haven't seen any Mission Impossible. Just the point being Willi Wonka I have seen that But when I was asking hi, that's like his generation they don't it's all social media No cable no nothing. I so you want to know how you're gonna be so depressed. You're never gonna forgive me Tommy You know how I watch movies now on tick-tock what they do now is they hook you with like a five minute clip of a movie. And so then I'm like, ooh, this is cool. And then I go to the page where it has the next

consecutive five minute clip. So I'll watch half a movie through TikTok five minute clips. The whole thing with TikTok, I don't think it's any different than any other social media platform. I think, cause I looked at some of the source code and I think it's just because it's China But to me, it doesn't look much different than anything else No, they're the one who invented doom scrolling and the forever feed, you know, that was their invention Which now Facebook has Instagram, Twitter has every single...

Oh yeah. I used to be very anti-TikTok because of the Chinese propaganda, but then I realized that TikTok might be, even if it's Chinese propaganda, it's the only differentiator among other American social media, except now Twitter. But it's still American, right? So if you want effective outside news, obviously if you talk about certain things on TikTok, you get banned, whatever. But it's like wading through a minefield. Okay, this topic I can't discuss on YouTube. This one I can't discuss

on Twitter. This one I can't discuss on TikTok. So TikTok does have sensors. Oh, yeah I don't yeah real at first I was I was sold on that Chinese bullshit until I looked and now I just can't stand even Going on cuz every time I go on it somebody yelling. Yeah, I got fucking cat hands What the trend is I don't know like a guy Barking like a dog like well having to have a 16 year old and a 13 year old and so now especially one thing I tell people about like kids and video games that they need to understand is Like especially guys where can guys go and be stupid now? Right, like when you were growing up you probably have some memory Me and the boys getting together doing stupid stuff

Some of you get in trouble and your moms are like just be home by five or be home before dark and You get in trouble whatever but you have a lot of good memory with your guy friends We had the strip. Did you have the strip? We had the strip. So yeah, if you had a cool car You would go race on the strip right and the cops will kind of look the other way because you're just fucking around or you know You'd make your exhaust loud, you know that that's what we used to do now Well, so people go what did Tommy say next hear your choices? number one if it's too loud, I'm too old the Trans am means something else now

Next guys are trading recipes. Four, it would be bullying if it's too loud. And lastly, everyone's got a Tesla. Beep, beep. To catch an alien. Okay. Just a quick question for you. Why do we need so much set up for that?

There are a lot of just Tommy isms in that I know it was a little long, but it's pretty much at the end now all right, so I Love be because Tommy's mind always goes to that type of thing But I'm gonna go with for it would be bullying if it's too loud I think is what he's gonna say what do you think Pat? I'm between next and lastly but I'm going with lastly that feels like he would do the beep beep noise. Mary Beth what do you think? Oh I was thinking everyone's got a Tesla but I think I'm gonna go with B, Trans Am means something else now. Yeah, a lot of people are saying B in the chat.

Producer Chris? I went B. Here we go. We had the strip. Did you have the strip? We had the strip. So yeah, if you had a cool car, you would go race on the strip.

And the cops would kind of look the other way because you're just fucking around. Or you'd make your exhaust loud You know that that's what we used to do now shit. Well, so people go they people go pulling if it's too loud That's all for this time cheater come back next time To catch an alien sit Eugene sit good dog you're proud of me are you? I never get sick of you winning this game

I think of that, of course it's about South Park the kid who had zero friends on Facebook and he gets what he's like I've never gotten one right you nailed it Fuck you. Yeah the words of Chris The only guy that has the link where the game starts one but Zero views and you know it all right check it. So it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show The part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode, which will be Wednesday at 5 30 available for everyone on YouTube live with our buddy Adam Bush. We'll be on the show with us and Adam and I will be checking this out.

Greetings everyone. And thank you for joining me today. Over the last few decades, antinatalist philosophers have devised many excellent arguments for antinatalism. Quality of life, for instance, for human, sentient, or other life. Axiological asymmetry. Lack of consent. Lack of meaning. Manipulation. Imposition.

Prima facie duties. One argument, however, championed by some yet criticized by others, stands head and shoulders above the rest. And that is the risk argument for antinatalism. You trigger a new life and thereby subject that new life to the risk of unspeakable suffering. Even those who are not antinatalists should be alarmed how little thought seems to be given to this by the overwhelming majority of procreators. Are you guys familiar with anti-natalism? We did a subreddit serving episode on it. Oh, okay.

So you're very familiar with that. These people think that procreation is bad and that nobody should, the human race should end now or with whatever the youngest generation is. That's it. Are they all ugly monsters? They've all never got laid, obviously. And listen, I'm a big proponent of coming on the tits, but I think that people should have kids. Yeah. You know, keep things going.

Are we, how's we going to get to Mars? Yeah. But I think we're okay if these people don't have kids. Right. Not everyone has to have kids. That's the beauty of it. You don't have kids. Yeah. Don't. You can't fuck her cause she won't stop moving on that fucking seat So it's like she's just dodging the dick The dongle dodgy That's a suggestion from Robo shitstain MK

9,000 in our discord and I'm looking forward to exploring anti-in natalism Learning more about what these people think As far as that goes. Uh, Pat Oates, thank you so much for joining us on the show today. Thank you guys for having me. Always a good time and dongle to all of you. Dongle to you and um, we're gonna listen to you on the radio. What's the uh, the frequency? Fuck off. Who cares? It's like, I just, it was fun to be, if you want to check out some of my

show dates and stuff, just follow me anywhere on social media, let you know where I'm performing. So awesome. Well, thank you for, uh, for show dates and stuff, just follow me anywhere on social media, let you know where I'm performing. Awesome. Well, thank you for coming on. We appreciate that. Always good to see you buddy. The great Pat oats and Cardiff. What are you, what are you up to buddy? Where'd people find you? Well, this week, speaking of subreddit surfing, subreddit surfing is back this Thursday on the subreddit surfing rumble channel. Be there. Me and Vinny will be talking about people getting lost in a forest.

It's a missing 411. We've got a doozy of a guest coming on. So it should be a fun show. Mary Beth Rosie on only fans. Yeah only fans at comm slash And a RIB eth R. Oh, s IE show off Wow Memorize your own name look at you. Well. I can't remember if there's an at symbol in front of it or not I don't know just

You'll find it get on the only fans have you been getting some new shoots going yeah I actually just shot some stuff today pretty in pink oh for Valentine's Day yes well heart themes and whatnot who's who's the photographer that pervert Brian yeah yeah that's what I think you're that lucky pervert god damn him. Pervert Brian. Oh he's the bastard. Brian just did an episode of the creep off with us if you're not following the creep off on patreon or subscribed to the YouTube channel we do bonus episodes every Friday and we did a fantastic one with Brian we did a scum stream and Vinny found this guy

Vinny loves these predator hunter guys who lure in What would be pedophiles and and then you know they either? Embarrass them or get them arrested or whatever This guy is wild these like these these dads who have had like their children get attacked in the past, so they have like, they're pissed. They're looking for vengeance. So his thing is he finds these people, he lures them in,

and then when he meets up with them, he goes, listen, here are your choices. I can either call the police right now and I'll show them all of this thread, the text thread and all the things you were saying to someone who you thought was 12, or you just let me and my buddy open hand slap you out back Four times each and they always go I'll just take the open hand slapping And they just go outside to smack these pedophiles around. I think I just like smacking the shit

It's a pretty fun way to fulfill your dreams in life, I guess It's a pretty fun way to fulfill your dreams of life, I guess So that's odd the creep off with Brian Johnson if you want to Check that which one would you choose Carl? I? Said this on the show and I would say I would never run into this because I don't try to communicate with children I'll get caught I find them all annoying But I said on the show I'm going to the police station like yeah call the cops I'll go to the police station and I'm sitting down and going I'm not talking without my lawyer like that that's as easy as that you know the it's slapped around you don't have to talk to anyone it's gonna be expensive

but thought this out a little too much well I was thinking you know as we were watching these guys what if that was in Rochester. So I was oh wow. It's hidden close to home Cardiff, well, we know about Rochester. What would you take? Cardiff What would I take? Yeah, I would never be in that situation this question Fucking cop out Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony.

Starting in the muskets of morning radio. And now this show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Insightful observations from the World Wide Web. From YouTube, Trazo shares, Opie just keeps getting more embarrassing. I love it. DQD inquires, does Opie's wife not tell him he's an asshole? Trigavelli with a hard-hitting question, who's luckier career-wise, Opie or stuttering John? J-Ray is outraged, using a hack to bash a hack?

There's gotta be a better way. Pauly's walnut has an interesting take. Thing is, this was always Opie. He isn't any different mentally or emotionally. The only difference now is all his co-hosts and friends have left Which means no more actually talented people to hide behind. You might say the opester has been UNLEASHED Yamazaki Jones asks when's Bob gonna not pay himself and angrily leave his own show? Mossy Hornhunter? You weirdos pretend Jim has a wife. Sean Hopkins reports a millionaire acting like an eight-year-old

What a douche. Joe Rogan has more height than Opie has funny. From Patreon, Christopher Martin gushes, Landal was great. I have to say, Levi was at the top of his game today. He had a lot of great one-liners. Another incredible show, Carl. Dame Taft is overjoyed. Yay, producer Chris and Carl sang my banter song. Oh, I'm so very happy! SSD, opines. I agree that there's no way Chadley actually left that letter there. Also, you know John is that guy in the gym who just sweats on everything and never wipes down any equipment. Yuck, Mr. Trey Peacock notes.

Hard to pick a side in the Stut Joe vs. Zumach war. It's like trying to decide if you'd rather watch your child die of cancer or ALS. This is KUMIO COUNTRY! Adam reminds us all. Thank you, OJ! And from Dabblerz Anonymous, T-Bone Rick Whisco is flustered. Okay seriously, what gives? No wifi at home?

Does he have a home? Cameos in the parking lot in a shitty jacket? A premeditated exit from the dabbleverse? Looking more homeless than usual? JKO1962 responds. He obviously isn't homeless, but I can see him cance his Wi-Fi and uploading cameos and a public Wi-Fi I also wouldn't say he's out of the dabble verse every cameo references it not interested go now pleads for sanity He's a fucking clown. Don't try to understand him foreign cow makes us feel as if we're really there

I made 40 bucks today So it's time to drink 50 bucks worth of beer Gary from San Diego It looks like he's about to slip into Skid Row. And Fine Crazy plays us out with a logical subnation. That's his brand, Disheveled Mischief. Jenny Jinklers does a Gary and San Diego impression, huh? Yeah. Spon. Pretty good. I thought he was here with us just now. Mary Beth, do we have any new reviews? Yes, I have a few here. Let's see what the people are saying. Remember to review the podcast wherever you review podcasts.

Give us five stars and then talk about how much we suck. It's simple. It's that easy. What do we got, Marybeth? All right. This one's titled, nah, bro. I guess I don't see the humor in being cruel to fellow podcasters Roasting is funny the few episodes I have heard are cruel I mean be original and think of another topic to cover as a fellow podcaster be better Oh fellow podcaster that kind of gives it away right there that we made fun of that person's podcast. Mm-hmm. Yeah That's not that's a one-star. It's a one-star That's an angry fellow right there And then how about how about this one careful Carl if your face is buried any farther up

Kumia's, but you'll be too black to hang out with them Pretty good something a five-star review. That's a one-star good. Sounds like a five-star review. That's a one star. What? What? Okay, I got one more. They laugh at jerks, but not at themselves. Forgive the harsh language, but they're jerks. They are the jerks. Oh no. It's so mean to say. Is that a five-star review? Yeah, that one's a five-star. to say is that a five star review? Yeah that one's a five star. Thank you. Thank you guys for reviewing the show at House of the Algorithm. Also I want to thank Becky in Detroit who we talked to her at our live show and she was working on this. She wanted to have it done in time for Christmas but this was taking a lot of time. This is a cross stitch of the who are these podcast logo?

They will be going up here in the studio is very well done. Yeah, she also along with her husband Dan Sent us a copy of song of the south a Walt Disney classic So I'm Anthony over and we'll enjoy that together Thank you for sending that to us Becky if you want to send us the unedited version let me know yeah, you have that yeah Subreddit surfing if you want to send this stuff who are these calm and get our PO box

you can mail us hot sauce and drugs and art Whatever you want to do Corey Feldman posters. Yeah, well you aren't made out of hot sauce and drugs and art whatever you want to do Corey Feldman posters yeah well you aren't made out of hot sauce and drugs fine no don't waste drugs on art please try draw the wine hey yeah calling in first time anyway this is for W ATP come from Drew come from Drew and Mike's show, now Drew Lane's show. So I never listen to the Starrin' because one of the few markets where he did not dominate was Detroit.

Anyway, I just found out that Shuley's nickname is Shit Weir, like he weighs it. I've thought all this time that it was like he wore it, like he wears it. Alright, 40 seconds see you bitches that's funny with John's accent I could see someone thinking like oh he's a shit wearer oh like how John wears those coats that are covered in shit he's actually a shit wearer hmm whereas Shul is a shit wearer I see a new costume for D-con three. Shit wearer. My orthodontics called in to the show.

Hey, Carl. Sure. Or the don't just calling. It's been like 40 years. I call you once a year. So I'm like, I'm looking to come in and get those key things. I'm going to retire soon. So it's now or never.

I appreciate you checking in every year. One of these days, I'm sure. Carl got a quote in 1994. Is this still good? Yeah. Deluxe calling in. Hey Carl, I just joined Jenny Jingle's OnlyFans. Nice gazangas.

Deluxe out. Yeah, Jenny Jingles. Making big news this week. Yeah, we gotta do a collab. Yeah, right? On the point devil point. She took her shirt off. It was a whole thing. I was surprised.

Yeah, I'm still surprised. I can't believe that YouTube doesn't have a problem with that. John's ass, huge problem. But, uh, Jen Topp was no problems at all. John's ass huge problem. Jen Dopples, no problems at all. Boner guy calling in Go Bills. I've got a thing a little bit different for this week. You know what I hate? I hate boring, annoying, irrelevant squinty eyed has been losers with a head that looks

like a scrotum. And that's why my call to action this week is for everybody to go to Opie Unleashed NYC on YouTube, look at any of the videos and leave an honest comment. You'll see none of the commenters have anything good to say. They're mostly just gently goofing on him. I'd prefer to be more honest which I think has got all of my comments deleted which does give me a sense of satisfaction, because I'm not being unnecessarily mean, it's completely honest and it means that he's seen them. And also, while you've got your internet browser open, go to thecreepoff.com and vote for Carl. Carl actually won you a vote this week. I did call number guy from last show's voicemail and he had a very very pleasant chat with him

And he's voting for you this week so you can thank me later. Yes. Thank I'll thank you now The creep off calm vote for Carl Cuz I brought it this week. I Think I'm a shoe in for it Don't vote for Vinnie idiots every week it. It would vote for Vinny. Idiot. Sucks. Every week. Hey, Carl, I was watching listening to the show and, you know, with the padded agent and the zooeyers and now, what's the deal with these guys sounding like they're on NPR? There's got to be a correlation there. Let's have someone look into that. All right, bye. It is odd. It's a very dry show. They're talking about being sexually attracted to horses. Yes That was that was my first takeaway is like they are so factual and they sound well-adjusted Mmm, especially diaper dude. Yeah

He was proud Well, you're probably asking is wearing a diaper every day and shitting and pissing in it for you I think it is and I'll tell you why You're saying hmm, Oh here's a good question. Hey guys I'm really struggling with the Frenchie stuff because it's funny as hell but at the same time I feel really bad making fun of a retard what you're allowed to say now because Trump's backing out of it office obviously. USA. I think I've come up with this level to decide whether or not it's acceptable. Does that thing live on its own, like pay its own rent and electric bill and all that, like

responsible for groceries and all that? Or is it in some like target home or wouldn't know what to do with electric bill if it showed up? Because if it lives on its own fair game, I mean, it's stunner and gone at that point but if not I would feel too bad Chris call me back please that is a great question do you think Frenchie is paying the bills and making lunch and dinner for herself I would like to watch that show I think to watch Frenchie do anything that normal people do That last episode is fucking wild I couldn't get enough of that and he's He differentiates between Frenchie and John but there's speculation that John might have roommates or is renting out his house That's a good point. Yes

That's why he has to do his cameos from the car Hmm We gotta get to the bottom of this I doesn't front you do like AMAs or something I have so many questions for her I want to know what she does for a living aside from fashion I know she's into fashion well she owes us a favor so that's true Dave from Buffalo calling hey this is Dave from Buffalo I just wanted to be for the record. I've been commenting on Jenny's Gazungas way before it was cool.

I've been making offensive comments for at least two years about her big fun bag, so I just want that on the record. We appreciate it, sir. Nice, good season! All right, very good. This guy's ahead of his time Sky knew about guns and roses before appetite for destruction came out. All right, cool, man The former mr. Hannah calling into the show. Hey girls the former mr. Hannah here and they hold on

We put this eggplant parmesan down real quick Hey, just listening to you with Levi Looks like op OP is the only multi-million dollar contracted radio host to ever go from star of the show to stunt boy. How fucking pathetic. Throw up, OP. Don't call me that, Carl. That is a good observation when he was getting himself kicked out of that place and the security is like, all right, buddy, you got a girl. That's such a stunt boy thing to do. Yeah And he didn't do anything Do anything with it? It's terrible check out next week when he debuts doggy unleashed doggy. I believe that's against the law

Can't do that Gary and San Diego Diego has some thoughts. Hey hon, and that imbecile SJ, you would not consider him a celebrity, would you? Well, he was a celebrity up until 2004. That was the last time he was on camera on the Tonight Show as the announcer. But since then, 11 years ago, he's not a celebrity anymore.

If he wants to be considered a celebrity, get him on Celebrity Dancing with the Stars or Celebrity Jeopardy. He says he aces that all the time, Celebrity Jeopardy. He could win some money for his charity, which might be stuttering John, but at least he gets some recognition. And he says he aces it.

He says he never misses a question. But in reality, I think if he got on Celebrity Jeopardy, he'd be in the negative and wouldn't even be able to go to the double Jeopardy, the final Jeopardy round. I don't think he'd make it to final Jey he'd be in the red ink yeah anyway that's what I'm thinking rock and roll thanks Gary thanks for your thoughts I bet Gary watches a lot of jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune would be my guess in a common room somewhere. The lobby. I would pay a large amount of money to watch john. Well, participate on jeopardy be amazing, but just to watch him

watch jeopardy and watch him like see if he knows any answer. There's no way he knows anything. Yeah, he's by himself at home. He's like, Oh, fuck off. It would be like the Norm McDonald's Burturt Reynolds, right Saturday Night Live Jeopardy Just any number at all. I need number that should be an SNL movie Hey Carl, Joe I'm a little PK started all the way back off and on Nowadays they usually go through the timestamps that they show and listen to what I want to listen to.

They're pretty intolerable most of the time nowadays. I just want to say, when you said that you'd make fun of Woody's autistic kid as a joke, you really should have emphasized that it was a joke. He's had at least five, maybe 10 cycle freaks on the internet go after his family the entire time he's been doing this shit. So I think that al altered how I saw you. All right. Oh shit my pad They were like so, you know, if you made fun of me

have you guys ever made fun of my show or our show so now I never we never done pka and Like well, you know, what do you think you would do? I think I definitely go after what he's not just a kid Because he brought what he brought it up earlier on the show. So I just said that as a joke. And then I said, no, I'm joking. That's not what I do. But yeah, I didn't realize that was probably the wrong thing to say.

Anyway, check me out on PKA. It's up on YouTube right now, second half of the show or so. Hey, Carl. Got a bit of a bone to pick with you. Um, try getting hack a mania tickets and I put in the code come and it didn't work. So I'm like, all right, kind of put come in the computer. It's not working. I'm like, Oh, I'm doing it wrong. Now my keyboard doesn't work. Brand new computer, Carl.

It didn't. So, you know, pay the for me. All right, get on that moody. Moody. We want to make sure someone just has other keyboard they still get the discount. Yes. Oh, guys, this is a big announcement. This is very exciting right here. Oh, this is Paco.

You know, I was thinking about it and normally I buy like a year supply of diapers with my tax return, but I think I'm going to use it to go to Hackamania this year. You know what I'm saying? Yes! I think I should have been thrown in the mouth of it. No? All right, man.

I'll see you guys later. Hey, shout out to, I don't know, Amy. I don't know. Shout out to Amy. I'll see you guys later. Hey, Paco's coming to Hackamania! Awesome. From a code com, Paco.

Hey, Paco. Hey, Paco. Hey, Pac I'll see you guys later. Hey, Paco's coming to Hackamania. Awesome. Promo code com Paco. So many celebrities. Promo code WATP. I know what he is saying. I do know what he's saying. I'm going to be there as well. May 9th through 11th and Mary Beth is going to be there.

Yep. Yep. Me and my hubbins. Everyone's going to Hackamania. What'd you call them earlier? Creepy. Pervert. Oh, pervert prank joke.

I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. I asked who the pervert was. Yep, yep me and my hubbins everyone's going to hack a mania. What'd you call them earlier creepy? I asked who the pervert was it was taken anyway, it's not the point The point is there's gonna be a lot of FOMO for people who aren't going to las vegas May 9th through 11th. I pity those fools. I was swimming in FOMO last year. Yeah, that's right. Cardiff wasn't there. Chris wasn't there. Mary Beth was there.

I was. And she's like, let's go back again. That's how fun it was. Yay. Yeah, it was awesome. And it's gonna be better this year because we're not at a shitty rock club in the ghetto. We're gonna be the venues in the same hotel

that everyone's staying in. So it's gonna be good Marybeth I see that you have animals that want your attention I'll let you tend to that and you got a new kitten recently The dogs trying to get so You get your hands full. Thanks for coming on the show cardiff great to see you buddy go fuck yourselves have a good week jesus i gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys man that was a good episode that was a good episode i enjoyed that

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