Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep593 - Date Brazen

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Starting point is 00:03:04 after this show. He's not. I know he's he's retiring weird medicine after this show He's not really retiring his wife's making him get another job, correct? Yes. Yes. Yes. Keep earning money all the time also We encourage our listeners give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today We'll be reviewing a show called date brazen. This is a suggestion from Jack B We both listen separately not discuss it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Lily Womble. And Lily Womble is a former top matchmaker turned intersectional feminist dating coach

Starting point is 00:03:38 helping you attract the right partner with a joyful AF dating life. She's the author of Thank You More, Please, and she's been featured in the New York Times, NBC News, Bustle, InStyle, and more. To be fair, the book was a cookbook. Yes, it shows. Oh boy, I wanna show you her website. We'll get there in a second.

Starting point is 00:03:57 Let's start with the podcast. This is an episode she did in early November to help people who are dating during this difficult time of the election. Hey, gorgeous friends. Welcome to another episode of the Date Brazen podcast. I'm so glad that you're here for this special, special episode all about dating during the election. It's going to be quick and dirty. I want you to have your notes up out taking notes because the why behind this episode is that in this heightened time? That is so important for the United States It's important for you in your love life to have a boundary

Starting point is 00:04:36 Agency filled plan to attract people that are aligned with your values This is gonna be joyful af this is great agency filled can I start off with she has the perfect name for her yeah that is a waffle if I've ever seen one but she won't fall down but guys she's very excited about this episode she's explained it's gonna be a lot of fun So I'm gonna give you a how-to guide in this episode. It's gonna be super Fun question mark. I think yes get confident stupid. I appreciate her honesty Yeah, she had no idea. This is gonna be a fuck. It's not gonna be fun at all actually We're talking about the election the whole fucking time. It's gonna suck. She's asking cuz she's never had fun before

Starting point is 00:05:24 We're talking about the election the whole fucking time. It's gonna suck. She's asking because she's never had fun before She is striving to be intersectional, you know what that means Vinny the size of an intersection correct I'm a feminist dating coach. I'm an intersectional feminist dating coach striving to be intersectional every single day personally I hope that Kamala Harris is our next president. I single day. Personally, I hope that Kamala Harris is our next president. I hope that the November election brings about a state of the United States that is safer and more equitable for LGBTQ folks, for women, for anybody with a marginalized identity. And I'm excited to vote for her. It did not go well for her. It definitely did not. But what I like about this is that it proves a point I've been trying to make since the election is that both sides can agree on one thing. It's all white women's fault. We can both blame white women for all the problems we have in this country. Openly. Openly. We see why. Minnie, you checked out a different episode. What'd you pick up on from Willie? This woman's insane. Okay. Um I cannot take her seriously as a

Starting point is 00:06:35 professional. Now, you talked about her website. Can we just touch on what she does for a living? She is a matchmaker. So what she does is she tries to find dates for other people. We know what a matchmaker is. Right. But I'm saying is what's so weird about it is she has put out a book. And one of the topics of a book and her series that she's doing, if you want to play real quick my clip number 22, before I play, before we get into what she's talking about, this is her goal. If you're listening to this before, on or before October 18th, 2024, then applications to my six-month proven gorgeous mastermind,

Starting point is 00:07:13 Main Character Life are now open. That's right. You could register for her to teach you how to be a main character and have main character energy. This is the episode that I watched, Chris. Let's hit my clip one, Carl. Okay. Today's episode is all about building main character identity in your life. What it means to not be in main character identity,

Starting point is 00:07:38 what it means not to be in main character energy, and then how to build main character energy, how to build main character identity. I was fascinated by this So she's making shit up then is this what the grift is you just come up with something that you can own and be like I'm the only one talking about being a main character right here pretty much Yeah, but listen it gets dumber okay, but too and some of y'all are living out here living in best friend identity Instead of main character identity thinking that asserting yourself

Starting point is 00:08:06 Asking for what you want, setting the boundaries. I don't want no scrub. Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. ...tree, acknowledging what you want, even at a base level, will break the show. Because your life, before now, might have been crafted around the assumption that you need to be small in order to belong. I don't think you're under that assumption, that assumption Yeah, what do you mean by small?

Starting point is 00:08:27 Now I have to say that says a lot about her target Thank you more, please Carl I can't imagine who her target audiences is because our YouTube channel has 89 subscribe I don't know what's watching this shit, but her target audience is fucking losers, right? They're like do you have like no self-esteem whatsoever? Yeah, that's me. Well, it's set up for my class stupid Carl if you indulge me we're gonna go down a rabbit hole of insanity. Okay number three All right. This is what we learned about her. I draw so much inspiration from film and television specifically like a

Starting point is 00:09:07 Handful of references you can hear me quoting all the time that it's not mysterious the holiday Parks and Recreation Gilmore Girls the office sometimes in my personal life, but I digress, you know She leaves the office at home My personal I make office is the one thing everyone knows Good God more to the Gilmore Girls. I'm doing my show. She is so into the Gilmore girls Carl Okay Now who's the main character the Gilmore girl the mom and the daughter are the main characters Because my wife has watched every episode of the Gilmore girls probably a hundred times since we've been married. My wife watches stuff that I've never seen. Oh dude, well. Good point. It's a great

Starting point is 00:09:50 point. No excuse. But she explains what main character energy is. Oh good. This is important. Number four. Main characters know that mistakes happen and they have somebody in their life in the show who's like mistakes happen and you don't have to let this define you. Like we move forward, right? Wait, wait, wait. So the secondary character who tells the main character that they're okay? Yes. Well, shouldn't the main character know that and maybe tell themselves that or be telling other people things? More importantly, it's okay. You're the main character. It doesn't matter. That's true. Yes. Life isence free. Yeah. Everything revolves around you. So whatever

Starting point is 00:10:28 you do, that's what life is. Right. Now keep going. Carl will learn more about main character energy. Main characters are not afraid to celebrate their themselves or brag on themselves. Now, again, that's a skill that is built Come again, this is a skill bragging about yourself Being a selfish narcissistic asshole it takes time to figure out, but you'll get there. How do you start? I think I'm pretty okay How would you rate yourself on a scale of one to ten? Four or five, I guess? Is that too much? Carl, are we doing decimals?

Starting point is 00:11:08 Tell me if you think any professional anything would recommend this next one. Main characters build up the courage to shoot their shot. It's all play. This is all made up, right? There's a writer's room in Gilmore Girls writing the main character arcs, writing in everything. This is your life. You get to be in that writer's room

Starting point is 00:11:31 and main characters shoot their shot, period. Okay, I have a problem with this. Really? I'll explain one of this. This would be like if each writer for the Gilmore Girls were just writing one person's dialogue and actions. And someone else was writing someone else's dialogue and actions. And someone else was writing someone else's someone else's writing someone else's right. You don't get to write

Starting point is 00:11:48 the script for the entire show. Correct. This is what I am picking up on this is she's explaining how to be a complete oblivious narcissist. I like it. That is a good way to get to attract people to you. Yes. People people have no choice but to accept your main character energy, Carl. And it takes skills to become a main character. Okay, so I sort of backtracked all of it. I was like, what is the line, the through line in all of this?

Starting point is 00:12:17 And I identified that this is main character energy, right? It's the three skills. It's permission, self-trust, and massive messy messy action give yourself permission to do whatever the fuck you want Uh-huh trust that you're right, and then who gives a fuck what kind of a mess you make it implement. You have messy action Yeah, that sounds like a problem that sounds like a Throwing the turkey at mom at Thanksgiving You could write your own story car Mama Thanksgiving

Starting point is 00:12:44 You could write your own story car Your own makeup up ready to be a fucking messy main character about the fuck out of my life Who are you watching? Well? She ever at self-help chick on YouTube She breaks down what this the messy energy thing is okay at this next one. What does massive messy action take? What does that require and then I broke it? I thought about it. Okay I was like it really if we're breaking it down to its simplest form it only takes 10 seconds of courage All you have to do is for 10 seconds decide to be a complete asshole That's all you need that's the key to a lock you'd be the main character She should be saying the opposite of all of us. Yes, I take your time think things through longer

Starting point is 00:13:27 Don't act like in the center of attention all the time. What the fuck Carl? Wait, will we get to the examples? Oh boy Let's talk about if you're ready to change your life right now If you want the keys to a cheese and explain it right now So I want to point out two examples of 10 seconds of courage that changed my life and then changed somebody else's life. Okay, two examples. Okay.

Starting point is 00:13:50 I feel like you could've just set that one up yourself. I'm the worst, I'm sorry. I really did get into the show. I was so fucking floored by what I heard next. So my clip number 10 is the start of her example. Okay. I was a matchmaker and I was burnt out totally burnt out totally like at the end of my rope and I had had this I had been researched I had seen

Starting point is 00:14:15 online I think Gilmore Girls Fan Fest was in its second year at the time I hadn't gone yet and I was desperate to go I was so sad to not go because I didn't really think I had the money nor did I have the time to take off work to do this thing just for my pleasure and joy. I was like, that's silly. Why would I do that? That's silly. I don't have the time. I don't have the money. I don't have the energy. I have to work. Oh, Cinderella, Cinderella. She's got so much going on. She's burned out from being a matchmaker. You know, there's a lot harder jobs out there in the world, right? Yeah. So she's trying to get guys to fuck fat chicks. Is that why her job is hard? Yes. Okay. All right. That makes sense. It would burn you out too. Yeah, actually going back to her website here. I thought this was interesting. This is the best photo she could find of what she does. So this is her speaking to a group of of people a very small group of people in a very weird awkward outdoor space And it's like she's doing it at Lux right and it's our Epcot Center, and it's all like Fat loser chicks. I see one bald dude

Starting point is 00:15:20 Let's scan this audience, but she identifies. this is something she wants to do Carl. Okay. So she figures out a way to to make it happen. Oh good. This is her 10 seconds of courage. Beautiful. I was with my boss at the time who to her credit such an encouraging person and she saw how burnt out I was like burnt out to a crisp and she stopped me. And sometimes the main character energy requires some intervention from people that care about you, right? So she stopped me and she was like, Lily, you're not gonna make it like this. What's going on? And I told her I'm burnt out.

Starting point is 00:15:57 She said put the sandwich down. I know what she meant. I'm burnt out. I'm working too hard. I'm exhausted. I'm having some really dark thoughts about what's next and like I I don't know what's next for me? And I feel like I I feel like just everything's kind of hopeless Jesus Christ is like a motivational person. She was suicidal just a little while ago. She's dropping

Starting point is 00:16:18 Basically a trip to Greenland. Yes, I had her boss and her boss. Okay. Hey Lily everything okay? No I'm actually gonna off myself Alright, let's have a meeting in my office fuck again Today, but let's find out how that ten seconds of courage got her boss to respond. Okay, and She was like you need to do something that brings you joy this weekend I think it was a Thursday or Wednesday even you need to do something that brings you joy this weekend, I think it was a Thursday or Wednesday even, you need to do something that brings you joy now. This is not, she was very direct with me,

Starting point is 00:16:50 she was like, this is not a question, it's a demand. You need to do something that brings you joy right now. Yeah, that's not a question. That's definitely not a question. You need to figure that out right now because this burnout is not gonna get you anywhere. You know what would bring you joy? Get another job.

Starting point is 00:17:04 Yes, quit your job. Please. I don't know what would bring you joy? Get another job. Yes, quit your job. Please. I don't know what will bring you joy, but I know it would bring me joy. Yes. Do it. You won't, you pussy. You won't.

Starting point is 00:17:17 Be an Axe-Mane character. Let me open the window right now. The window's open, what are you gonna do? I'll give you 10 seconds to think about it. So, I think this is manipulation. Look at this next clip. I was like, oh, well, I do know that Gilmore Girls Fan Fest is this weekend.

Starting point is 00:17:35 Oh, you bitch. This weekend is Gilmore Girls Fan Fest, and she was like, and I said, but it's silly, and it's weird, and I don't know, I'm obsessed with Gilmore Girls, I haven't for decades, but I don't know. She's like, you need to Girls. I haven't for decades, but I don't know She's like you need to stop you need to do it Isn't that something you have to plan in advance for?

Starting point is 00:17:49 This was on a Wednesday? She has to make a trip now to this Gilmore Girls convention? All she had to do was pretend she wanted to kill herself so her boss would say no you need to go You need to go do the thing that she wanted to do But I'm all out of vacation time and I used up all my sick time. Are you sure? I mean Okay, I guess listen to how shitty this trip sounds. This is what she does next Is this for real ten seconds for me to give myself the permission? Gamble girls fan fest it is it took ten seconds to get on my little keyboard click clack click clack find out info

Starting point is 00:18:21 walking accommodations and Ten seconds look in my bank account, see, okay, I could make this work. Ten seconds, calling up the, at the time there was this accommodation site that was sort of like dirty dancing, like a campground. I called and there was one more bed available in a cabin of strangers. And I was like, I'll take it, 10 seconds. This is more up to like a minute and a half at this point. You can't call it 10 seconds.

Starting point is 00:18:51 Everything you do, there's like 80 things you gotta do. And I love how she's calling all of these things courageous acts. I know. I checked my bank account, I called a website, or I went on a website and I got, by the way, what sounds like a long cabin hostel sounds great Yeah, and that did not take ten seconds to make that phone call and book your reservation

Starting point is 00:19:10 Well Grubhub took ten seconds right now. She's gotten her way. She's going to this fan fest. Okay Listen to how happy she is with herself over all of this and then I did my little costume for the night before I was like ironing on shit. Like it was hilarious and so joyful and silly and just like effervescent. My main character energy started blooming and blossoming the burnout because of this decision to do the 10 seconds of courage because of the encouragement from somebody else who saw decision to do the 10 seconds of courage, because of the encouragement from somebody else who saw me to do the 10 seconds of courage, joy is connective and I was living in my joy, maybe. I was doing my dream.

Starting point is 00:19:53 She was living. Could you dumb it down a shade? So basically what she's saying is, do you hate work? I do too. Stop working. Go do cool shit instead. Great advice. Yeah, everyone should do that. How courageous. How courageous that is. Stop working. Go do cool shit instead. Like great advice. Yeah, everyone should do that.

Starting point is 00:20:05 How courageous. How courageous that is. Hold on. Oh, one more clip. One more clip. Okay. This is what she dressed as in case you guys were curious. Okay. And my costume was from season five, Laura Lai's all special, all me alone place or something. I dressed literally as the room that she decorates. It's very meta, like deep cut and only the, the fans of the, the only the- I dressed literally as the room that she decorates is very

Starting point is 00:20:28 The fans of the What I was and that was a thrill for me Some innocent person just tries sitting on her Sleep with her tonight Look at these photos that she takes It's bizarre I can smell that one. Hey you I'm Lily She loves her cleavage dude you notice? Fine with that. I don't know There rumors about me remember She's just having so much fun we

Starting point is 00:21:17 So the feminist guide to breaking dumb dating rules and finding love when I think about dating I think Feminist like that's definitely gonna get you a lot of dates guys are gonna love that and be all in new dating rules and finding love. When I think about dating, I think feminist. Like that's definitely gonna get you a lot of dates, the guys are gonna love that and be all into it. It's gonna be great. Don't you have to have dudes show up to these things too? You have to match people. Right.

Starting point is 00:21:35 You can't just have women showing up. Yes. Well, let's go back to, she grew up in the South, okay? She grew up in Alabama. Yeah, I know one of those. Yeah, and so she was like one of the only progressives in her school. And so when we're dating around the election, you want to make sure you don't date like a mega person. God forbid. Could you imagine? So she looks back at what she had to deal with. I remember boys

Starting point is 00:22:00 in my high school classes and my AP English classes saying things that, looking back, were just so disturbing about women's rights, LGBTQ plus rights, like. No, I'm sure it was hilarious. I'd love to hear what those kids were saying. But did you see what she slipped in there? Looking back at high school and my AP English class, like just to remind everyone I'm a little smarter

Starting point is 00:22:24 than most people and I still am and that's why I'm a famed author now. I really dislike this haircut. It makes her head look like a butt plug. After it's pulled out. All right, so she talks about what her clients are looking for. I'm talking about if you have progressive values,

Starting point is 00:22:46 if you wanna date somebody with progressive values like I did in my dating life, most all of my clients want to do, then this episode is for you. So I want you to know what questions to ask, when to ask them, and how to set boundaries. All right, I'm gonna help you out here. Here's a question ask you can vote for Trump Hey nice to meet you Bill you are voting for Trump or what's up, and here's the boundary Who is the mag a guy who's going to her she said almost all of my clients right almost all of her clients

Starting point is 00:23:21 I'm the guy dude is like I want to set some of these liberal bitches straight. Let me at them. I'll fuck the feminism out of her. No problem at all. Lily Wobble, help me find love. This is just a weird thing that she says when she's trying to figure out like the right person to date. They donate to causes that, you know, create a better world. They donate to an abortion fund. Cause of the create a better world. Like our first example

Starting point is 00:23:54 was an abortion fund. Now I am pro-choice, but like abortion's bad, right? We all agree. That's not great. It's not a great thing. An abortion? But it's weird. You know what? I don't know how I just noticed this, but in her backdrop folks. Yeah, there's a picture. Well, no, no. I was looking at the book. There's a one of her books is facing so you can see the cover and then there's a stack so high of unsold copies of the book. They're not even all in the frame.

Starting point is 00:24:20 She bought a lot of inventory. No, I noticed that she has Kermit and Miss Piggy back here. Famously not a good match that she has Kermit and Miss Piggy back here famously not a good match She dated Kermit It's our wedding photo All right, when should you bring up politics when you're first start dating someone guys So here's when to bring up politics and dating I think you need to do it sooner rather than later I always say early and often get get political immediately When to bring up politics in dating. I think you need to do it sooner rather than later.

Starting point is 00:24:45 I always say early and often, get political immediately. Let's get ready to the issues. Where do you stand? Let's go. Kids in cages, yay or nay, let's go. What do we got? Or you could not be so fucking obsessed with politics and just enjoy your life and enjoy the company of other people.

Starting point is 00:25:03 I don't know. I'm just saying it is odd to me that progressives are just like could you imagine actually being tricked into a conversation with a person who voted for someone that you didn't vote for? That'd be fucking terrible. So make sure that does not happen. You can't let that happen. This is a terrible dating coach. She's like bring up politics the first thing you do. Alright, yep. You're gonna attract a lot of people with that. Um alright, so let's talk about bringing you joy. You know, I think you were talking about that many. Yeah. That's

Starting point is 00:25:32 what saved her from her suicidal thoughts. When she was dressing like a building. Yeah. Right. Yes. When she was dressing up as a city, she was she was doing that to bring herself joy and so you have to think of things that bring you joy. You can talk about what's bringing you joy is, you know, watching the newest season of Love is Blind to use that, you know, carry that through and also voting for Kamala is bringing you joy or volunteering for the campaign, knocking on doors

Starting point is 00:26:02 or the Tim Walls truck ads are bringing you a lot of joy. They're so joyful and I love, you know, the CIA is getting desperate. See him be America's dad right now. Whatever it is that you are, what is bringing you joy, you can say and throw in something about the election that is bringing you joy. Wow. This woman is broken. I would love to f*** with that. What brings you joy? I don't know. Watching reruns of the Cosby show, things like that.

Starting point is 00:26:32 I really enjoy putting them in context of nowadays and laughing. Tim Wall's truck ads bring her joy. Voting for Kamala Harris. Oh my gosh. It was such a a fun event I wish I could do it every day can we do this again next year vote for Kamala Harris this is great they had to load her into one of those trucks to get her to the polls oh no she's a she's a mallin she's a mallin ballot lady okay all right so how do you find the person that shares your political views. You could even ask, like, where do you land on the political spectrum? Yeah, no shit. We got this far into the episode. She's like, by the way, you could also just ask them, like, are you liberal or what's your deal?

Starting point is 00:27:13 Yeah. How did she come up with that? She's trying to find all these fancy ways of dancing around the subject. She's a genius. Hey, do you have as much fun campaigning for Kamala Harris as I do? What? She also made voting for Kamala sound like a hobby? Just like that's what I do for fun. Let's do it again. Okay, you want to come bother my neighbors with me So this is from a different episode. Let's get away from politics real quick, but she says this a lot I've noticed the first thing you need to start doing this plan is your notes app open or a piece of paper and a pen. Get ready to take notes.

Starting point is 00:27:50 I am serious about your 2025 dating plan because what you want is possible. It is possible no matter your age, no matter your level of experience, whether you've been in zero romantic relationships or 50 romantic relationships. I don't care. This plan is going to work for you. First off, trying to be everything to everyone is always a dumb idea. I don't care if you're a virgin or you're 68 years old and you just got widowed. I got you. We'll make this happen. Sure. The other thing though, too, she always talks about taking notes. Like I'm going to say things are so profound. You're going to want

Starting point is 00:28:21 to back it up, play it again write it down You're not that fucking profound idiot Didn't say anything. I'm just like hold on. I never thought of that way. Wow. I can just ask them How do I find out someone voted for Trump or not? I can't figure it out And what's the religion? How would you possibly know? All right, so this next one is step one of her seven step series. Oh God.

Starting point is 00:28:56 Okay, so the draft two can be, I want to find the right relationship with a partner who adores me. I want to get married to the right partner. Or I want to build a life side by side with a partner who feels like an improv show every single day together. Oh, fuck off. This explains so much. It really does. Oh my God. It's like we're like an improv troupe. We're so cute and quirky. Yeah, we're just like an improv truth that yells office lines at each other over and over again.

Starting point is 00:29:28 Fuck she would like improv. Sounds right. Oh, this is a fun clip. So talking about she has clients who have very specific things they want in their partner. And I was actually talking about this my brother last night, we went to the Sabres game and in the tattle verse there's a lot of people who are Struggling with this very thing For example if you want somebody Five eleven and above I say great

Starting point is 00:30:04 I'm going to do it. Well done. It took me a little extra time to get uh Chad Zuback, Stuttering John, and VTM in there. Why is he? Why is he holding this shoe like a phone? Cause he's hilarious. That's the Argyle sweater era. If anyone should do an eras tour, it should be Chad Zuback bringing back all those different things that he used to do. Now, I know what you guys are thinking. No one's watching the show. No one's listening to the show. No one's buying

Starting point is 00:30:32 this book. This woman's wasting her time. How is she making any money off of this? She has sponsors. I was excited about this. And before we keep going to step number four, let's take a break and hear from our sponsor. I was taught so many dumb dating rules growing up that I needed to be less picky, that I needed to be less intense, less sensitive, that I needed to stop being too much in order to find somebody.

Starting point is 00:30:55 I was taught that a single woman is what I get from a couple women in life. I was taught that in order to find a relationship, I needed to shrink in order to belong and be attractive. And I felt that letting myself into a situation that lets me shame myself was feeling behind my couple peers. And then once I became a top tracker and learned these magical things, once I did this work myself

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Starting point is 00:31:47 All I heard was book, book, book, book, book, book, book, my podcast book, book, podcast book. Yeah, what the f- that's not a sponsor. That whole preamble sounded like a therapy session. Oh yeah. We should be billing her. Buy her book, use promo code cum. What's the other example that

Starting point is 00:32:05 you came up with with finding joy? Is this what we're talking about? So Carl, she said that the first example was how her life changed. Yes. All the 10 seconds examples. That's right. Yes. Get messy with 10 second thoughts. The next example is how someone else's life was changed. Great. What happened next year is that I decided to go again and I felt confident. I made friends the year before. We were going to meet up at the festival.

Starting point is 00:32:29 It was so joyful. And I go and I sang karaoke. I was really good. I sang I Will Always Love You, the Deli Parton version, because I believe in season seven. I don't really watch the later seasons for I think obvious reasons, but I'm trying to plow through it again right now, but I think it was season seven. Laura Lai sings, and I will always love you. And I sing that. It was so joyful and fun. Oh boy, so improv and karaoke, all my favorite pastimes now How do you ask did someone else?

Starting point is 00:33:08 Use their ten seconds of courage. Oh, right That's right. That's right. Yes. Well, I want to think of a cover that song idea ten seconds. How good she is a karaoke How did this affect someone else? Let's find out This woman came up to me After I sang and it was just so fun at this karaoke bar at Gilmore Girls Fan Fest. She came up to me and said, Hey, I don't know you, but you look like you had a lot of fun up there.

Starting point is 00:33:37 And she was like shaking like a leaf. I probably have told this story before on the podcast, but I don't remember when I'm just plunging ahead. She was shaking and she said, I don't know you, but I have always wanted to do karaoke and I've been too afraid to do it. So will you go out there and do it with me? Bullshit. What do you think she said, Carl? I am calling bullshit on this story. This does not happen. Sounds like a woke dead story. It really does That's what I was gonna say. It's very woke dead ass

Starting point is 00:34:07 Let's listen to a response said it would be my honor to do karaoke with you for the first time And it was a big stage with a lot of people out there wasn't a typical karaoke bar It was in this like event venue thing after the stage again, she was shaking like a leaf she chose waving through a window and We went up to the stage again. She was shaking like a leaf. She chose waving through a window and I got to like it a food stand there and witness her 10 seconds of courage I don't know that she should have told this woman to sing karaoke if she was that nervous about it. Probably gonna suck. But wait till you hear how magical it turned out to be.

Starting point is 00:34:50 Okay. And we started singing together, On the outside, always looking in, we like... And I ended up noticing that she was like stepping forward onto a bigger stage, into center stage, downstage, center stage, and I ended up removing myself and going to the side and only singing harmony on the chorus, and the DJ was really into it as well. He knew the words and the harmonies as well,

Starting point is 00:35:16 so they ended up doing three-part harmony on the chorus and let this woman take up space in front of us who had never done it before, and the crowd cheered and erupted with cheers afterward. How big was she? Yeah, right? There were cheers. Everyone was so excited. It was the greatest.

Starting point is 00:35:32 And because this woman had 10 seconds of courage to ask me to go up and sing with her. How brave, Ms. Wobble. How brave. This story is so, it's so incorrect in every single way because this woman obviously can't sing It's like she's there is not getting up and singing in front of people. She probably sucked Right and this woman's thinking that she could hit sing Harvey. She can't she's missing everything. This is a disaster I want to see the show the clip right play the clip of she realized it was going terrible. She just slunk away We just did the harmonies the DJ and I in the corner. I mean,

Starting point is 00:36:08 I just could not believe what I was listening to. How this is supposed to inspire anyone to anything. You fucking slept in a cabin with a bunch of other, like, listen, you're trying to be professional and present your business. You're trying to sell your book. If a therapist told me how he's con cod his boss into going to a Star Trek convention It's the same fucking thing. I would never take you seriously. I started to bet it's probably cooler Yeah, you might not be wrong

Starting point is 00:36:35 Fewer virgins, but I'm just saying she this was just a really poor presentation if you want to be taken professionally, okay I opinion. So you're not buying it. I don't think I'm gonna sign up for the six month course the foolproof course. You have one more clip out here Do you want to play it? Sure, okay Have the best weekend of my life ever At gumbo girls fan fest because of main character energy and joy period yay Main character energy and joy everybody. That character energy and joy everybody that's the secret to having a good time i'm so happy for lily and her karaoke friend and her bunk mates

Starting point is 00:37:14 i'd like to interview someone who took her advice oh yeah that would be fun i would like to see like how that worked out for them go to any singles night. That's where they are That is probably correct all right guys. I have a treat for us today I'm going to have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. That way if you don't get any pussy, you can buy it. Alright, everybody knows that Helga Mann's YouTube channel was taken down and all

Starting point is 00:38:00 the old episodes were gone but did you know they're also on Vimeo? A lot of the old episodes are up on Vimeo still. No kidding. And I found one where Lisa is shot out of a cannon. Oh good. This is one of the greatest Lisa episodes of all time. I was so excited. She's wearing her cool shades and she is ready right from the get go. Oh, it's Tuesday, senior discount day at shop rate. Jesus Christ it is, isn't it? We're running late because we had a new piece of software that we're going to try and do. They don't know that we're running like they have no idea that we're running like. Well, so this is before they were live and they just record these and upload them. So immediately at least just like, look, we don't have to air our grievances to the world here. Just pretend that everything's running smoothly. Let's just do a show. Because

Starting point is 00:38:48 Lisa's the pro on this show. She really is. She really is. Helga tries to be the host. Lisa gets it. Helga just talks. So apparently they had some kind of IT issue. And as an issue, did they? Yeah. And as we know know from when JJ was working with them and trying to help them with the show, Lisa's a stern boss. Tough but fair, I would say. Does your IT guy want a job, Helga?

Starting point is 00:39:16 He was up all night trying to get this thing. Does he want a job? He has a job. What? He built this thing well Yeah, he just he just doesn't want to keep it. That's a question That's not that's not an important question. It's good cop bad cop He's just like get this shit fixed. You're out of here

Starting point is 00:39:39 I love how she looks like every comedian trying to do an impression of Jack Nicholson I love how she looks like every comedian trying to do an impression of Jack Nicholson Naturally that's just like what yeah, it's incredible Okay, Lisa gives Helga the best advice. She's ever doled out to anyone ever go on with the show. God help you Okay, you don't really have to talk that much Just a small portion. Just keep your mouth shut dog a small portion just keep your mouth shut dog a small portion They used to tell me that I Keep your mouth shut just talk a small portion. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. I'm working comic. I

Starting point is 00:40:18 Love that cuz how goes through her long spiel like she does every episode and giving all the disclaimers At least it was just like you don't have to be talking so much. We get it That's enough. I'll get the mic closer and it's somehow quieter. Did Helga at the end there just say I'm a working comic Yes, she has to keep her mouth open. She's a working comic. I thought she said she's a walking comic Like a comic book character. She's kind of yeah, but now this is perfect advice the less you say the better yes that's right there the less you say the better well put Lisa so if you guys remember we were covering this show before it was corrupted when it was the natural that reality show version of it Lisa would do these shoutouts all the time. She'd be like I want to say hello to my friend. Yeah special friends

Starting point is 00:41:10 You know, he's got special friends. So this is a Lisa shoutout She's just enough votes to derail anything that goes through Congress and they own the Speaker of the House. I Have a friend I want to say hello to today Okay, okay and the reason that it's important is because she likes everything we do. She likes everything we do. There's a hint. Her name is Anne Cersei Shelnett. She went to high school with me. She was a couple of years younger than me. But she is the sweetest thing and she's always liking everything that we do, Helga.

Starting point is 00:41:58 Yeah. What the context here is amazing because what she's saying is there's this person she knows from high school who goes on Facebook and hits like whenever Lisa posts episodes. You know who's not doing that is Helga. And Lisa's got a real problem with Helga for not going out and liking the shit that she's posting on Facebook. I'll remember that. Next time I ask you, I say, Helga, go on there and like this show. I did. I'll remember that next time I ask you I say okay go on there like this show

Starting point is 00:42:27 I did no you didn't know you did not last night. No, you didn't I Went on my telephone. I'm beginning to think that my telephone sometimes doesn't do our tell why I tell you did not like the show I did like the show so just go fuck yourself, okay? Sometimes my phone doesn't do it. I tell him to do right. Hey Siri make me a beautiful woman Not sometimes every time is uncle milty beautiful. Oh fuck sure he just answered Milky beautiful oh fuck sure he just answered about oh No, that's impossible Alright, Lisa's on fire this episode. It really is great, so she now has to teach Helga how to go on

Starting point is 00:43:18 Facebook and like Hey her post and what we find out here. This is really about Lisa's pissed at Dan which is Helga's boyfriend. I think we met dan. Yeah, dabble quade. Yeah, quade's stunt double. Yes You know something that I found out if you just go on my page go on my page Okay, and then automatically it comes up whatever you want to see it'll be there I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure No, I didn't where'd that come from You don't like everything else, you know why because the problem being you're too god damn it doesn't show well sometimes I don't go on Facebook your fucking day being concerned about Dan. Yeah He's my lover Jesus Christ He's something. Yeah, I don't know if he's your lover or what? Yeah

Starting point is 00:44:24 It's really funny. I'll start off with, I just want to say a beautiful person. I want to give a shout out. They like everything we do. And guess who doesn't? Helga. And guess why? Because she's fucking hanging out with her boyfriend all the time and I don't like it. She's not paying enough attention to me. There's a lot of passive aggressiveness coming out that turns into just pure aggressiveness. And so we're gonna find out what the tension is in the household between Lisa and Helga's boyfriend, Dan. What do you call a person who calls on the dog, who remembers the dog's name,

Starting point is 00:44:55 but doesn't even really fucking care about my name or Michael's? He didn't care about us. Listen, you can like dogs all you want to. Did you give him a reason to like you? Yeah, I sure did. You've been jealous. You've been.

Starting point is 00:45:20 I've not been jealous. You yell and scream about everything. You threaten violence to people. threatened violence to me. Yeah Block off. It's not threatening violence. Maybe he'd like you No The best episode ever it really is it's it's bad fucking testing and this is just the first half of it It's all I needed for this it's crazy So you know you know maybe doesn't like you because you keep saying you're gonna beat the shit out of them She's like yeah, well, that's what he gets. Can you stop?

Starting point is 00:45:54 This is great right here. It's right. Nick violence is no way to live a life Yes Do you see me threatening violence? I gotta hear that again. That's so fucking funny Threatening violence is no way to live a life Yes, it is. No, it's not Do you see me threatening violence? I fell off my computer chair editing this this morning. So funny. Didn't Helga murder a man?

Starting point is 00:46:29 Well, yep, in fact. I mean, it's amazing you said that because now they start one-upping each other on who has been more violent. That's the Helga I know now. Helga murdered a guy? Well this is a different one than the one that you're talking about. She killed two guys? Well, this is a different one than the one that you're talking about. Oh, okay. She killed two guys? Well, you'll find out.

Starting point is 00:46:47 I'll just remind you. I'm the guy that went to Leiper's prison when everybody knew that I was transgender. And I survived. I put a kid in a coma when I was nine years old. Oh good. You went to Leifers prison then. You fucking dumb ass. You ain't never been to no prison.

Starting point is 00:47:11 No, I've been to little jails. So have other little girls. Oh yes. Did you hear that? So have the other little girls. So have other little girls. Listen to this again. It's an amazing comeback.

Starting point is 00:47:24 Dumb ass. You ain't never It's amazing comeback. No, man She ain't never been to her prison. Oh, I've been a little jails So by the little girls She thought of that So they're just fighting with each other on this episode pros. They keep facing the camera and smiling Oh, it says imagining an audience. That's all Lisa, because she's like playing to that. It's like, Oh, I do threaten violence. I love this.

Starting point is 00:47:51 Yeah, I have one more clip. It's amazing that the audience did find it. I know. It's incredible. Principal Uncertainty found this for us. Thank you, sir. I have one more clip that's just a perfect way to end this segment. And Lisa just has so many gems over the years. I love monkeys. Well said Lisa. Very well said. So I'm excited. I found their Vimeo account. We can go back in time, 2023 and watch these old episodes because God damn, this show was great. And watch these old episodes because god damn this show was great

Starting point is 00:48:31 I forgot how great it was didn't we like only discover it like june. Yeah Oh, yeah, there's years of episodes before it rose and fell. So now It got corrupted man. They started uh Taking chats and doing hour-long shows and introducing new characters like characters. Back to the original formula here ladies. We got cousin Oliver on the fucking Brady bunch office. I was like, Whoa, what are we doing? This episode is brought to you by Samsung Galaxy. Ever captured a great night video only for it to be ruined by that one noisy talker with audio erase on the new Samsung Galaxy S 25 ultra, you can reduce or remove unwanted noise

Starting point is 00:49:06 and relive your favorite moments without the distractions. And that's not all. New Galaxy AI features like NowBrief will give you personalized insights based on your day schedule so that you're prepared no matter what. Pre-order the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra now at samsung.com. All right. I got a note in from actually a couple of people David Ruth sent me a note on Meta to check out this podcast, it's a brand new podcast. It's called MD Foodie Boys. I sent this to you, but I was watching a little bit of it yeah. So MD Foodie Boys are these kids, you know what I don't need to explain it to you because the show KFC on Barstool Sports already took notice and started promoting them. And so they have thousands

Starting point is 00:49:51 of views on their videos. They only have two episodes so far. They have thousands of views on their videos. They have a Instagram page that's popping, but I'll let KFC explain this. Let me put you onto the greatest podcast you've never heard of, the Maryland Foodie Boys. The Foodie Boys are four, probably like 13 year old boys who have a podcast about food. They spit some boiling, flaming,

Starting point is 00:50:16 white hot food takes for the people. You wanna talk about fast food, they got you covered. You wanna talk about your vegetables, they got you covered. You wanna debate the merits of how old you need to be in order to go trick or treating, they got you covered you want to talk about your vegetables. They got you covered You want to debate the merits of how old you need to be in order to go trick-or-treating they got you covered What haven't you tried How do you guys think is too old for trick-or-treating I feel like sophomore junior in high school 16 17 18 in your trick-or-treating. I feel like sophomore, junior in high school. I agree with that.

Starting point is 00:50:46 16, 17, 18, you're trick-or-treating. Oh, that's not like, I mean, that's a little crazy. I'm going to be honest with you. Some people stop trick-or-treating at like 13. I don't understand how a celery has like zero calories. I've never tried it. I'm not a big fan of ketchup. Grilled chicken sandwich from Chez Filet

Starting point is 00:51:00 is the best thing to ever exist. Brussels sprouts. Those things suck, especially when you're drunk. Hate mushrooms and tomatoes. Now the Maryland Foody Boys are doing hundreds of thousands, if not millions of views on Instagram. Their comment sections are unbelievable. Let me introduce you to the gang.

Starting point is 00:51:14 Now this is the leader of the group Ryan, AKA Chubperm. I disagree with that name. I didn't give it to him, the comment section did. If they were the Ninja Turtles, he would be Leonardo. If they were the Avengers, he would be Captain America. This is Jackson, AKA McLovinvin He's sort of like Tony Stark He pushes back on the group leader and you got Emmett and Peyton who are like Tweedledee and Tweedledum to be honest They feel completely interchangeable, but it's the foodie boys world. We're just living in it

Starting point is 00:51:33 So I checked out episode 2 of the foodie boys podcast. I want to see what this is all about long form Four cameras. They're sitting around a table. they're getting candy, they're getting wings, they're getting food, they're trying it out, there's lemonade at a certain part, they're rating all of these things that they're trying, and it starts off with just some no-nonsense wing talk. And Vinny, Chris, you guys have been over here for when we watch football or watch a shitty movie

Starting point is 00:52:03 or something, it always starts with no nonsense wing talk. We're Western New Yorkers. We know all about this shit. All right. Today we are at the Indie Foodie Boys headquarters. Episode two, Wings and McLovin's Trine Celery. I'm Jackson, aka Nalakith. And I'm Ryan aka Chopper. Let's get into some of these segments we have. First off, what do we think it boys? Flats or drums?

Starting point is 00:52:38 Personally, it's a mix because flats, they're good but you can't you can't dip any sauce in them You're getting half bone if you dip as all the flats are harder to eat to be as you got like yeah two bones Yeah, I like the flat to you. I think they're easier to eat real. No way you get more meat out of the flesh Yeah, I don't think so. The drum is just because the drum is like the weird stuff on the top Yeah, and it's like one big bone. Yeah, but I think there's still more meat on the drum But think about the drum does have you better dipping sauce ranch Ranch is better than I think the flats are easier to do too. Yeah, the flats are just as easy. How? But like you have to like it's like

Starting point is 00:53:17 It's a skinny piece of chicken and you have to how are you gonna dip that in? Exactly, when you're dipping the drum you just dip the top in and that's where all the- Ah, you can do the side too cause it's wide without- I don't really use- It's harder to fit it in with- cause it's like thicker. You think the drum? Yeah. Hmm. The drum does- it has more meat but I don't really- I don't dip either. I'm not a big ranch guy. I don't use any sauce.

Starting point is 00:53:41 So you just eat it raw? No sauce at all? Nah, I like ranch This show there's something charming about it these kids take this so fucking seriously They're like honestly debating like no no that is harder to eat. No, but it's easier to dip no I get that no I digress though there might be more meat on the flats It's crazy, and they do a good job. Yes one person talks at a time. Exactly. And they're very into it. It's not goofy or silly and this they keep this going for an hour. So I want to fast forward to them trying chicken wings. Okay. All right. So let's see how this goes out because they show them eating the wings and everything and they're they're messy. You know, they're little

Starting point is 00:54:19 boys. See how that just dips in perfectly, perfectly fits into the container. A fly wouldn't do that. Exactly. Proving his point about the dipping and ranch. I feel like I would never want to eat chicken wings in a podcast. That was pretty spicy. Better than peanut butter. It is. Or mushrooms. Good one. Got to me.

Starting point is 00:54:50 Okay, so they go around to eat these spicy chicken wings. Some people think it's too spicy. Other people are cool with it. But the important part is after they try all these things, they go around and they all give it a number grade between 1 and 10 With the tenth decimal also included in that so it's kind of like a 1 to 100 if you ask me But you know, what do I know about these things? I guess let's pass those around. Well, yeah, yeah I think right just jumping ahead um, that was the best wing I think it was tastiest

Starting point is 00:55:24 Had a little bit of spice though so I'm gonna give it a 8.6. I'm gonna go like 6.9. So 6.9. That's really... It was dry. Dry chicken. Yeah, dry chicken. The sauce this wasn't... it was too dry. Oh I already said that. I think it was better than the chili's one but wasn't as good as the CR one. So I give it like a high sauce. What? There's just not like it's just super bland. Oh, okay. I know what you mean. So I got like a seven seven Yeah, I'll give it like a seven point three. It wasn't like the flavor wasn't there. It wasn't really like juicy at all This one was it was crispier. Yeah, it was definitely more crispy, but I don't know it was hot. I'm not a big spice guy

Starting point is 00:56:04 I gotta say I don't understand the rating system at all on the show. Yeah, it wasn't so I had definitely more crispy, but about when it was hot I'm not a big spice guy. I gotta say I don't understand the rating system at all on the show The guy's so good. Yeah, it was dry. It was kind of shitty seven point three It seems really odd, but I love that they go around and very seriously they try candy and they're like, okay Yeah, this one, you know, it's pretty sweet, but I like the sourness of it too. I'll give it a 8.2 Oh, really? Okay, cuz I was thinking more like a 6.8. Yeah. Yeah Although every jocktober we have to listen to ass heads talking about Halloween candy. I would actually listen to these guys I know I kind of like it I'm gonna introduce it on W A T S. We'll see what

Starting point is 00:56:43 Blind Mike thinks about the foodie boys Charmed how earnest they are they're so They take it very seriously like all right. This is our job today We got to try these chicken wings and eat some taffy today. We discuss girls are they icky? Which ones have cooties just black ones So yeah, that's a brand new podcast and that's our job here is to Inform the masses on the new podcasts that are coming out make sure and the little boys who make it So looking at kids

Starting point is 00:57:21 All right This has been a wild month a wild month actually now we're in February. I guess it has been a wild month, a wild month. Actually, now we're, bum, bum, bum, bum. Opie is really trying his best to fill the void that stuttering John has left since abandoning his YouTube channel and no longer doing the stuttering John podcast. It's a tall order. It is, but Opie is doing it by going on YouTube creating a brand new YouTube channel going on Twitter He is making sure that he embarrasses himself everywhere he can and helping guys like me out a ton and

Starting point is 00:58:15 This all connects to the legion of skanks just dropped their episode where Jim and Anthony were on along with Ari Shaffir so you have Anthony Kumia Jim Jim Norton, and Big J. Big J is a dabble verse hall of famer. I've had conversations with Big J without ever entering the dabble verse. He loves it. He loves it.

Starting point is 00:58:38 He follows it pretty close. He does. He knows everything that's going on, which I appreciate about him. So I want to start off with, we talked about this with Cardiff came on. There was that tweet that Jim Norton put out and then Opie used that to justify going after Jim Norton in multiple videos since then. So we just remind you what Jim's tweet was. Just a

Starting point is 00:59:02 reminder, if you want to show everyone how great you're doing, make sure to respond to every negative comment on social media and tell them how great you're doing. That's all it says. There's no one tagged in it. There's no other context to it. And it's a valid point. It's a valid point. And so OP retweeted that and said, Hey, do you still spit on the floor and wish terrible things on people and their families when they don't go with your utter BS? This is my new YouTube channel. You pig. What the fuck? So I guess he's trying to like out gym for something that people don't know about them in a very aggressive way here. I never understood it.

Starting point is 00:59:41 They spit on their own floors. So Opie got very offended by this thing that wasn't meant for him and he went on his show when he goes and Jim Norton's passively aggressively Tweeting about me and not even tagging me in it. He's such a bitch and he's such an asshole So our speculation at the time was I don't think that was meant for Opie I think Jim was probably who knows who that was directed to or who that was about so Opie goes on Legion of Skanks and confirms it was not about OP. I literally never, everyone says they don't check Twitter mentions or I really don't check them. Like I tweet something and I take it off my phone, but he told me yesterday that like,

Starting point is 01:00:19 oh yeah he misread something I said he thought was directed to it. I said, I don't give a fuck. I just don't care. Yeah, Jim never said anything. I don't know what that was exactly, but I don't none of its on social media for me I see it all on YouTube like YouTube because people breaking down every oh do you watch that yeah? So there was something goes to YouTube to read people's tweets. That's right. That's what we do here We show you the tweets on YouTube. Thanks for watching Jane. We appreciate it. Love you, buddy All right, so we just he heard it there Jim goes Yeah, I heard that opi took offense to something I had nothing to do with him, and I didn't even see that he retweeted it

Starting point is 01:00:50 I don't know what any of this is about because Jim literally has moved on he's not he doesn't talk about opi He's not worried about opi. He's done. He's out of like 15th show since the open Anthony show He's doing so many other things and Yeah, I think he explains that here But he's taking a shot. Oh, please out there pranking people. That's what it is which I saw myself I saw one thing I kicked out of the Plaza Spoiler alert you know more than I do I I'm not even angry He does I just I believe you truly don't kill him like and it's not out of indifference It's like like you work with somebody years later. You don't work them. It is what it cares. Oh, we get kicked out of the planet

Starting point is 01:01:28 Did we do play that on this show or was on w ATS? I know I played that clip where was this show Oh, it was a w ATP. Yeah, so I think it's hilarious that opi's trying this new opi unleashed NYC thing and everyone's watching these videos and everyone's going. Oh my god. This is so embarrassing What is this fucking guy doing and we're gonna see clips of opi justifying it in a little bit We're gonna talk about that. So here's Jim Norton saying dude. I don't care man. I'm not paying attention to what he's doing That's an ex co-worker. I haven't worked with him in years. I don't give a shit Meanwhile look at opi's channel Look at what he's talking about here. The truth about Jimmy, that just dropped a little while ago. I don't think I even saw that one yet. Anthony is soulless. We have more Opie and Anthony talk over here.

Starting point is 01:02:16 Don't miss trying the smelliest cheese ever. Well yeah, I skipped by that one. I'm sure it's hilarious. Jim Norton and Anthony's new podcast adventure. Oh, P without Opie and Anthony. Oh P from the Opie and Anthony fun times. My journey in radio, like all he's talking about is Opie Anthony and Jim Norton. That's all he's discussing. And meanwhile you watch Jim actively, even when he asks questions like, dude, I don't pay attention. I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. But big J notices he's paying attention. There are people that, you know, they still do a show. They have plenty of money. It's just for the pleasure

Starting point is 01:02:53 of doing it. But he's not enjoying it. No, he's not. I don't think he's enjoying it. Nobody else five years. I don't think he is. I think when I see him do the things where he's just talking in front of his window, it seems like he's like griping and then people pay him money. It seems like I think when I see him do the things where he's just talking in front of his window It seems like he's like griping and then people pay him money It seems like I think to read something about how much they love you guys Yeah, it's mad just upsets him and then he goes and now he's doing like pranks on the street or something I'm just like this doesn't seem happy like why don't you just do a fucking podcast talking about whatever and whoever listens listen

Starting point is 01:03:19 I don't do the job still tween girls are gonna be watching a 61 year old dude little pranks That is Anthony's fantasy by the way. So I love big Jay breaking this down like we can all see that opi is miserable he can't figure out what he's doing with himself. You know what I remember about opi the happiest I ever saw opi was when he had Cardiff and Rocco on right that he was smiling and laughing and having a good time and then he was like this will never get me back on real radio

Starting point is 01:03:48 So he got rid of though Yeah And he's been miserable for since the other time that he was happy and truly happy was with Carl always When he would pal around with Carl and he gets so excited be like oh we should podcast this a couple of like oh You got the zoom recorder with you come on, man Carl just wanted to hang out go get some beers and eat some ribs or whatever. But that's, Opie was very excited back then. It's blatant that he's miserable now. And Opie will tell you the opposite. We're going to show clips of that. But I thought this was a great question from Big

Starting point is 01:04:18 J because a lot of people say when the opening of the show ended in 2014, when Anthony got fired from Sirius, a lot of people said the show would run its course anyway. It was in a decline. And it probably was running on fumes. So Big Jay asked these two guys who are on the show, two-thirds of the show, was the ONA show going to end anyway? The actual thing, was it a time for that show to end anyway?

Starting point is 01:04:40 Could you have gotten more good years out of it? Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Because you had a great supporting cast with all the New York comics. Yeah, it was still a name brand show. There was a real problem because, look, I got the boot and Opie didn't even consider, and I'm not saying he should have, but didn't even consider going, hey, why don't we take this and do a podcast? It's a very new thing at that point. Let's give it a whirl." And it was

Starting point is 01:05:05 just like, no, I think he really believed he could do a great show without me. It would be even better than ONA if it's just his show. I was dramatically depressed and I remember people kept saying, why don't you leave? My greatest fear was that I would leave and then Anthony would get rehired and then I would be fucking stuck. I was so worried that I would leave and then all of a sudden they would go you know what Anthony come back in six months I couldn't find a pointy white hat that fit him I kept sitting on it So there you have it from the guys who were there and this is what I always say

Starting point is 01:05:42 Open the show was great in 2014 I was very bummed out when that show ended. I mean, you were a listener back then, right? Absolutely, all the way to the end. Yeah, so the idea that Opie tries to float out there, like, oh, I was dying anyway, we were gonna be over, no one was listening anymore, it's like, no, that's not the case at all.

Starting point is 01:05:58 I gave Opie's show when they were in the afternoon, when that all switched up, I was listening to that, and his story has always been that. It was time for a change. We're in the afternoon when that all switched up. I was listening to that and his story has always been that it was it Was time for a change. Yeah, I floated doing exactly this when we were still together Anthony I'm doing the morning. I'll do the afternoon Correct, and he also famously didn't want to negotiate long-term contracts. Oh, you don't go two years at a time Yeah

Starting point is 01:06:19 He wanted like to have an escape route from these guys Which was stressful for everyone who worked on the show Because they didn't know every two years like a fucking congressperson whether they're gonna have their gig or not anymore now this is fun because Aunt tweeted out one of Opie's recent shorts that he put out on YouTube So Jim's taking the high road and he's having fun with it So the bottom line is that Opie radio can say whatever wants about the various shows. The people who were previously involved with the OP and Anthony show are putting out there now, but this is what he's doing. Watch

Starting point is 01:06:55 and be embarrassed for him. Don't feel bad for him. He's a fucking asshole. Just be embarrassed for him. So let me show you the video that he's talking about. I love that tweet from Anthony right there, because this is what he's referring to. Hi, Doody! Can't look back. That's it. He couldn't hit post fast enough after he recorded that goodie Oh, he had to put the silly music in though first the tick-tock gives you the music bad for

Starting point is 01:07:30 Let you know wacky and wildness. He loves when dogs poop on the sidewalk. That's one of his favorite things He can't wait to run up to the person the owner of the dog who just pooped And you know what dog owners love it, too. They're just like yeah, my dog just defecated. I'm cleaning it up now Thanks for noticing. I'd love if someone just smeared him with it Just stopped out of just sprayed How do you get get to that so opi retweeted that tweet from Anthony he did a quote retweet on this And he says thanks for the clicks out of throwaway video you obsessed drunk That's Opie's hot take and

Starting point is 01:08:11 Anthony just pointing out that Opie's been talking non-stop. We just showed it non-stop He's talking shit about Anthony and Jim and so Anthony goes out and just goes hey this guy's calling us out But look at what he's doing. Okay, so go ahead and say whatever you want about what Jim's doing and I'm doing. This is what Opie's up to. This is crazy now because Opie went on his show and he's going to let us know that he taught Anthony everything that Anthony knows. This is the era that we're in now with Opie, whereas, and he's been doing this a lot, we've been covering it on WATP, everything that Anthony knows. This is the era that we're in now with Opie, whereas, and he's been doing this a lot, we've been covering it on WATP,

Starting point is 01:08:48 everything that we liked about Opie and Anthony is all because of him. He hired Anthony, he hired Jim, it was his idea to do the format, it was his idea, he had this grand vision of what the show was going to be, and he made it happen, and all this is because of him, and none of this would have happened without him, and he could have done it with anyone else too.

Starting point is 01:09:05 So this is him talking about that. Are you planning on buying any more envelopes? So I got. You know what that's referring to, right? Yes. The envelope video he did at OP Unleashed. So I got a new YouTube channel, OP Unleashed NYC. And you know, some of my stuff is IRL in real

Starting point is 01:09:26 life and during a live stream I went in and I actually had to buy envelopes. So I was fooling around with the people in the store. It wasn't Stanley Kubrick level by any stretch of the imagination, but it was a moment of my life. And I guess, you know, Anthony, good old FN Anthony, focused, you know, I mean, he's smart, because I taught him well. You know, the whole Jack Tauber thing that was my idea. Wasn't it Sam Roberts idea? Opie's taking credit for it now. I don't know. I know people I could ask around. I'll find I just always thought it was

Starting point is 01:10:02 because Sam was sort of broad. Sam sort of did all the work on it But now opi's claiming that Antley just found that one video that was goofable And opi taught him how to do that to goof on things that suck and they would have no idea But opi gave him that knowledge to do that. Also. I love that. He goes. Well, it's not Stanley Kubrick It's not even a Trisha Paytas mukbang video We taught what are you comparing it to that? There's tons of IRL videos that are interesting. Yours suck.

Starting point is 01:10:28 And Opie can't, he can't acknowledge that. And we're going to find out that he thinks that what he's doing is great content, even though every single person who's talking about it is talking about how shitty and awful it is and how embarrassing it is for Opie. But he cannot get over that. Before we get there. We're going to break down the fourth wall of jocktober. This is something that I think the three of us know a lot about.

Starting point is 01:10:53 We've been doing this for a long time. Certainly. Opie explain this to us, please. Even the best radio show. Excuse me. This is why jocktober worked. Even the best radio show. Let's go. Let's see how it started. It let's see the beloved. Never did anyone nasty Ron Bennington. You could take the beloved Ron Bennington. You could take the great Howard Stern. And even though they're considered great broadcasters and have great radio shows, you could find something that sucks. Is that what Sam Roberts used to do on Jacktober?

Starting point is 01:11:26 Find really good shows and just pinpoint one little element of it that sucked? Oh no, that's not what he did. He would grab the most recent episode, the episode from yesterday morning, and he would play multiple segments from it that all were goofable. And Opie's trying to turn this into now like,

Starting point is 01:11:42 yeah, are people making fun of my videos? That's because they have to scour through hundreds of hours of my videos to find the one thing that's embarrassing This is the first thing that I saw this week and I went up this I'll be playing this on WATV You didn't have to scour through huh? No, no and Opie again is curating this for me He's the one who made this video and put it up there for us to to look at so now he's again made this video and put it up there for us to look at. So now he's again recreating history. Like you can make fun of Ron Bennington or Howard Stern with the jocktober thing. Well, nowadays Howard Stern for sure. Although it is difficult. It's a very slow show. Hard to clip. It's hard to clip, man. When I do Howard Stern, it takes me way more time than anything else we

Starting point is 01:12:21 do on this show. It's brutal. I'll listen for 30 minutes, just go, what just happened? What's going on? What did I just listen to? Nothing just happened here. But this is again how he taught Anthony how to do this. And I taught Anthony that many, many years ago. And a lot of the shows that we jock tolbert, the shows weren't even that bad. if you look hard enough you're gonna find a dud so anthony's like oh he's got a new channel let me try to wreck this too let me try to wreck this too for him so you know he found the he found the dud video i mean it's an it's an all right video i still have it up there because i don't think it's i don't think it's horrendous it's

Starting point is 01:13:00 just all right he's talking about the envelope video i mean it's it's uh the best one think it's horrendous. It's just all right. He's talking about the envelope video. I mean it's not the best one, but it's pretty good. It's still Kubrick. You go around asking if the envelopes are near the tampons? That's the video we're talking about, don't we? You think it's pretty good? You think it's all right? And then you look at Haagen-Dazs? They say Haagen-Dazs! But he said it funny.

Starting point is 01:13:24 Yeah, right It's pretty just like he did with the duty. It was on the sidewalk. That's pretty good, too Alright and so hope he's upset because now Everyone's goofing on this video But if they would just watch the other content he has out there, they would know that's not the right thing to do. And now they make fun of me every day like this is loser. Ignoring like, I was going to say hundreds. I'm not up to that.

Starting point is 01:13:54 Let's say ignoring dozens and dozens of very good videos on my new YouTube channel, Opie Unleashed NYC. You know, I know how this works. You idiots. All right. So this gave me an idea for a new contest. Man right. So this gave me an idea for a new contest. Everybody is giving me an idea for a new contest. You know how I was praising Patrick Melton because he had a contest on a show. Find

Starting point is 01:14:12 Chad trying to make a joke one time on a show and said that and you win the contest. Find one video from the OP Unleashed NYC that's good. And send that into us. Find one entertaining video that OP has put out because he says there's dozens and dozens of them So this can't be a difficult contest to win So I'm throwing that out there. Let me know if there's something good out there This harks me back to him with his radio broadcast radio podcast days where he's like I challenge anyone to find anything funnier out there. Yeah, remember that or like shindler's

Starting point is 01:14:48 anything funnier out there yeah remember that or like Schindler's List I know he thinks so highly of himself he's such a narcissist he doesn't realize that what he's doing is garbage and it has been for years it's gonna be bad because he has no passion for it he if yeah he I like the way Adam Bush said I think it was like a week or two ago he said he doesn't seem like he's really trying yeah and that's kind of like a nice blanket for him where, you know, Oh, it sucks, but you know, it was all right. You know, I didn't really try. So, you know, go ahead and goof on it. Yeah. It's like a cope. It's his cop out. Yeah. Yeah. He always has that cop. I was just like, well, I'm trying to like book guests.

Starting point is 01:15:20 And also I used to have a great thing going when Vic was alive and and Carl Ruiz was alive. He says that a lot. I could put effort in. I just don't feel like it. Well, so this is uh the guy that I just showed his page has nothing but videos

Starting point is 01:15:40 talking about Opi and Anthony and Jim Norton. I uh I I I honestly honestly just want to move on. I know that sounds crazy, but every day I get hit with this crap, I just want to move on. I was moving on after Opie and Anthony, after I got rid of that miserable Jim Norton, because that show sucked.

Starting point is 01:16:01 He just wants to move on. The guy who's naming his videos. Every single video is about Jim Norton and Opi and Anthony. And he's claiming he just wants to move on. And this isn't a rerun of WHTP. This is a brand new episode you're listening to everyone. How many times has he said this? I don't want to talk about that stuff anymore.

Starting point is 01:16:19 Then don't! It's that easy. He acts like it's, he can't help it because people are putting things in the chat You don't have to read the chat. That's not a requirement on YouTube You better read those chats out loud on your show Or else we'll strike your channel down It's such disingenuous bullshit. This guy is doing but he's gonna remind us of why he got to where he is so Carl dies

Starting point is 01:16:44 Vic dies and then for whatever reason, the whole ONA world, all of a sudden it was like I stepped on the goddamn brakes and now Opium Anthony in the rear view mirror, this stupid Opium Anthony is right behind me again. Yuck! You're a bitter dude, Op. You're a bitter dude. I have to say, now again, he's revising history. First off, when he had Vic and Carl Ruiz, we were playing a show every week.

Starting point is 01:17:14 We were talking about with Anthony and we were doing all this stuff that we're doing now. But also he tries to paint this picture that things were going so well for him. Go back and listen those episodes where they're walking around in crowded bars and telling them, can you turn the music off and walking around the city and, and Opie just embarrassing his friend Carl by talking to strangers and homeless people. It's or worse at his job. Yeah. Yeah. Calling his employees Ola's. Yeah. The, what, what was her nationality? She was like French or something like that.

Starting point is 01:17:46 Swedish. What do you mean, Ola? What are you talking about? But now remember, Big Jay picked up on, I trust Big Jay's judgment on this, Big Jay Ockerson said, Opie's not a happy guy. This is not going well for him. I am at peace. Would I like my live stream to be a little bigger, my podcast to be a little bigger. My videos getting a little more view. Of course, that'll that'll

Starting point is 01:18:12 of course that'll How about a lot bigger? How about a lot more views? Oh, P. Let's not pretend that you want to get from 75 live viewers to 180. You want a lot more than that. Of course, that'll, of course, that'll always be the thing. But I'm at peace because I had one of the craziest runs in radio history. I had a great run before Anthony. I had an amazing run with the Opie and Anthony show. And then I had a great run,-lived unfortunately after Opie and Anthony He had a great run before Opie Anthony and after Opie and Anthony he was an evening jock playing Modern rock. Mm-hmm on Long Island. That's

Starting point is 01:19:05 pretty good. That was a great run before Anthony and then he got shoved to the afternoon and no one listened to that show, but he remembers that show as being an amazing run and he even puts out and this is insulting to everyone. People who are involved in the show and just normal fans. He puts out my greatest year in radio and he puts out old episodes from when it was him in the afternoon with Vic and Caro and Sharad Small. I was like, Opie, no one thinks that. Not even Sharad Small, who won't talk to you anymore,

Starting point is 01:19:36 thinks that those were your best years at radio. Everyone knows it wasn't. But this is Opie saying that, of course, and what you were talking about, Vinny, Opie and Anthony had ran its course. It was time to move on anyway. You know, the, the open Anthony show was pretty much ran its course before Anthony blew himself up with the racist crap. That's why the company got rid of them. They weren't making as much money off us at that, at that point.

Starting point is 01:20:01 But if the open Anthony brand would have continued, the smart thing would have done would have been if you were paying attention back then was to split the show. Anthony has his show, hopefully he would have taken stupid Jim Norton with them. I would have developed a another show. I proved that with Carl and Vic and then the open Anthony brand would have lived on the channel and we would have still done shows but you know not as many So who is he fooling with this? He proved that that was You got fired because nobody cared about your show when you're filming your co-worker shipping So I'm trying to figure out this logic

Starting point is 01:20:38 Anthony is costing serious XM money with his racist stuff So the idea is to take the guy who still keep holding it together off the show and give Anthony his own show by himself Yeah, that's the logic that makes no sense And I think someone in the comments pointed this out and I don't know if we ever made this point before but it was brilliant The reason why Anthony was first picked up by Opie and had him invited onto the show Was because of his blackface video about OJ. Yes. And Opie was like, I can't believe I heard this guy turned out to be a racist. What the fuck? But then it gets to the point where it's convenient for Opie to complain about that.

Starting point is 01:21:18 And he's in the, oh, I didn't like it. It's all that. I didn't want that anymore. Opie is crazy. This is the other thing. People think I'm going crazy. I, my family, and my friends around me laugh at this really hard. Whoever started this is a dope. Probably, I mean at this point

Starting point is 01:21:38 anything that comes at me, I have to assume Anthony started it. Okay. Not a good way to go through life. No, I know. I love that he goes, what did Anthony tell you that? It's like, no, no, no, we're watching your show. It's a general observation. All of us are making this observation from watching your show. You look like you're going crazy. Those are the proclamations people make before they get locked up. It's like, uh, everything that bad is happening is because of them. Yep. Listen, I know that you guys think I suck, but it's because Anthony told you that.

Starting point is 01:22:05 Anthony doesn't have that control over the internet. I just want you to know. There are a lot of people who don't like Anthony, a lot of people don't like Jim Norton. So it's not like they're the ringleaders who are getting everyone to have the same opinion as them. If people are just observing you and going, wow, this guy's lost it. He's losing his mind actively. There's a massive community of hatred for Anthony and I don't know so much about Jim

Starting point is 01:22:28 I'm sure that there is but don't you think like Opie with these stances if what you were doing was like really really good, bro They would find you and be behind you. Yeah No, no, that's what the beauty of Opie is that because it's not his fault. He doesn't have to get better So when he says I wish I had a few more views, he's not doing anything to make that happen. He's doing the same old shit. Going to Gab Hards and having a beer with a guy who has no business being on a show. Two or three guys who have no business being on a show or walking around New York and talking to the chat about what he's looking at or getting kicked out of a hotel. Right. Just to take it a step further, my introduction to OP was this show that we're doing.

Starting point is 01:23:10 Yeah. So I didn't go back with him. And I can tell just in the short time, six, seven years. Yeah. He is losing it. He's definitely losing it. I know crazy. I date a lot. Yes. Right. He does have crazy chick energy. I agree with that. But last clip I have on here and he's calling us out specifically. So you guys have to make up garbage about me, but there's actual real crap out there that you could go after. You know, like the basement shows that rip off 5ocktober, the most dishonest people out there. They got material for years, for years. They know it. They know the crap that Anthony has done. They know the crap that Jim Norton has done, but they ignore that.

Starting point is 01:23:55 They're incredibly dishonest. So he just called us dishonest. Now, I don't know if you know this, OP, but what we do is we review podcasts. And so when we review your podcast, we say it sucks. I think Jim's show is great. I think the Anthony Kubia show is great. So that's why we don't review those and say that they suck because they're a lot better

Starting point is 01:24:14 than your show. But I like that he's now calling us the basement podcast. That's fun. Maybe we should rebrand. And I told you Doug Bell is the greatest thing ever. Oh yeah, you're a big fan of the dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog Doing something different that didn't have to be that and Jim's the same thing even though he was there He was creating characters and making stuff. Mm-hmm None of that had to do with Opie. No, the Chip Chippers and show was fantastic. Doug Bell was a great character and

Starting point is 01:24:56 Opie is out of ideas It's got nothing else except for well, I guess I walk around the street a lot. Maybe that could be a show My wife kicks me out of the apartment She ever her friends over to play bridge out of those his wife does Yeah, I don't know what she wants him out of the apartment. I assume he can't be home all day long probably It's a little annoying her probably it's a little annoying All right. So as I mentioned earlier in the show, we talked about Chad Zumach this week on a bonus show.

Starting point is 01:25:25 We reviewed Kumis Cucks and Doom made a clip of that. And so Chad went over that. And then we talked about MLC and their Atlantic City event and how that seems to be not going well. They didn't budget it correctly. It didn't plan it out real well. The $1,200 GBO. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if it's gonna go for them. And then that became fodder for Chad's show and then MLC watched it as well. And I thought this was fun. I was watching this clip here, where KB freaks out about something I say. This is the big takeaway from this week on WATP.

Starting point is 01:26:05 Two big takeaways. Chad hates being called short. It really, really bothers him. And Kevin Brennan hates being compared to his brother Neil. He really, really dislikes it when you talk about how his brother Neil is more famous than him. In the tattle verse. Isn't that interesting that

Starting point is 01:26:26 you're going to play Neil Brennan who then went on to become extremely famous. Now, that's me talking to Adam Bush and if you missed it, Adam Bush had a huge reveal on the most recent episode of WTP that he was actually cast to be

Starting point is 01:26:41 Kevin's brother for Kevin's pilot sitcom. No, he was reading for it. He was reading for it. Right. He didn't he didn't. He didn't get the part. Didn't get the part but he read for it. He he made it through a couple of rounds and so he actually read with Kevin for the part. Oh no. He was going to be played by someone

Starting point is 01:26:53 on a sitcom only to go out and be. No, no, no. The Chapelle was show. Chapelle show was already happening. Carl, again, Carl is so, Carl has no idea what he's talking about as usual. He has, Carl, the Chappelle show was already happening.

Starting point is 01:27:08 Neil was at the peak of his fame when I made the pilot, literally. So I remember Chappelle show. All my friends were into it. We all talked about it. It was, it was a great show. Was everyone talking about Neil Brennan's role on that show? Who even knew Neil Brennan had anything to do with it until like five years after? That's what I mean. What is he talking about? And I'll prove my point in a second, but right there, Kevin's trying to be like, oh no, Neil's nothing since that. Literally. So he also said extremely famous. He's not, he's famous.

Starting point is 01:27:39 He's not even close to extremely famous, but again, Carl's trying to, Carl's always trying to like, pretend that he's has all his wisdom and then he's going to pass it on to his listeners. And it's just always bullshit. Be like, we're going to play Neil Brennan, who then went on to become extremely famous. It's completely not even true. Another lie.

Starting point is 01:28:03 Completely not even true. Write it down I mean, it's so it's it's so well chance doing this thing where he says I lie all the time He's like he's like I've been writing down all Carl's lies And so he'll write down things where I'll play a clip of Chad getting concerned about Kevin backing out of their live show or not liking the way he's running it and so in my analysis I'll be like oh chance like oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, what can I do to make this better? It's just like I didn't say that what? Right, that's not a lie. That's my analysis of how you're reacting emotionally. Yeah, it was an exaggeration for a laugh

Starting point is 01:28:36 You did yeah, it's a lie because you didn't read the transcript. Yeah, he writes down he writes out. Oh, that's a lie I didn't say I'm sorry. Okay, so he's like I got 16 lies. Okay. This is Neil Brennan's YouTube page with 208,000 subscribers. And here's some videos that came out recently. Five months ago, 1.1 million views with Johnny Knoxville. Bill Burr was on the show. That is over 900,000. 856,000 with Seth Green. Trevor Noah, 652,000. Do you see my point on here? 623,576, 476,000. These are all within the last year, 466,000.

Starting point is 01:29:19 And Kevin Brett is just going like, my brother's not even popular. I don't know what you're talking about. Costco guy numbers, Carl. That's true. Also extremely famous. Unbelievable. Go to Neil's podcast and see how Neil's see incredible numbers, Neil. I just did. Good advice. Thank you, Kevin. Extremely famous. I can guarantee you Neil Brennan can walk through Tampa and Publix and whole

Starting point is 01:29:47 he wouldn't even get recognized and no one's gonna try to punch him. If Neil's in the general public he gets recognized. After the Chappelle show came out I would be with Neil and people would come up to him. So Neil wasn't on camera on that show. Am I crazy? I don't think he was. Maybe he was on a little batches. Yeah I mean he wasn't a main camera on that show. Am I crazy? I don't think he was. Maybe he was on a little bit. Yeah. I mean he wasn't a main character on that show. Neil probably gets recognized maybe if he's out and about maybe once a day tops. But the fact that he's like he can't get like he's Adam Sandler. He can't go anywhere. See how much this bothers Kevin? this is great. I love this.

Starting point is 01:30:27 And it's been theorized forever. The Kevin gets very salty when you bring up Neil Breda being more famous than him and more successful. But here's a prime example of it. Gets hounded. I mean, again, this is Carl being like, this is what Carl thinks. So this must be true. Cause this is what Carl thinks. Even though he's literally never left Rochester.

Starting point is 01:30:45 And it's Adam Bush is like, we're all in this together. The same thing Bill Schultz used to say, we're all in this together. Aren't we Bill? How's the Coke treating you Bill? Only to go out and be like, well, no, that's Neil Brennan from Netflix. Yeah, I know that guy.

Starting point is 01:31:00 Oh, Neil Brennan from Netflix. Oh, I got it. Oh, I see what he's saying. You mean Neil Brennan who sold out Madison Square Garden recently? That same Neil Brennan from Netflix. Oh, I got it. Oh, I see what he's saying You mean Neil Brennan who sold out Madison Square Garden recently that same Neil Brennan I mean these guys are and it's so he's three Netflix specials. I don't know what else you want It's a comedian. He didn't sell out message regard. That is true. I like how How Adam Bush is an asshole because Bill Schultz used to say something? Her how Adam Bush is an asshole because Bill Schultz used to say something

Starting point is 01:31:27 Kevin's got so many enemies Oh my gosh that Ben diagram would be fucking crazy if you tried to look at how all his enemies overlap and shit His head is a rolling X of spite We had Dave land on the show Kevin also is that the reason with and I brought up Mr. Company or Kevin Brennan something dangerous goes he still doing a show I brought up Mr. West Company or Kevin Brennan or something. Dave just goes, he's still doing a show? Everyone leaves this guy in the dust. And Kevin Brennan is now buddies with Chad Zumach, the guy he used to have on the show

Starting point is 01:31:52 to clown with Bob Levy. That was his only role. That's how he got the super chats. Everyone would be making fun of Chad for being a criminal and a looser and not being able to afford his own apartment and all this kind of stuff. And now they've teamed up and they're like, he's doing his show. They're doing each other's shows now. They're doing this live

Starting point is 01:32:09 show together in Atlantic city. Chad Zubak, from what I've heard, I haven't seen the text messages, but the reason why he's blocked from Kevin's phone is because he threatened to sexually assault Kevin's children and other best butts. So that's where Kevin's at. That's how desperate he is for Anyone to be part of his show. That's fucking insane. You think a little bit. It's not great. I can tell you that I Have one more thing. I want to get to today. We do have a game coming up I don't see Cardiff here, but he did submit a game. I'm excited about that But first this is big news. Stuttering John, as we know, has been doing cameos.

Starting point is 01:33:07 And I want to thank- He looks so smart in all of them. I want to thank Marissa Eve, yes, with his corduroy blazer. I want to thank Marissa Eve for sending this one in. She got John to record one for her friend, Keith Huntley. And so this is the latest from John. You will not find this on the cameo website. Thank you very much to Marissa for sending this to me. Oh, well, thanks for Stanley 19 for pulling that last clip we watched

Starting point is 01:33:34 Hey, Keith This is the world famous stuttering John Melendez. All right couple observations. He's not in his car. Oh, that's a big move He's in a bar. He's outdoors at a bar somewhere. Or at least it seems like it's kind of an outdoor area. He's left the devil verse but he's wearing his hypocrisy police shirt that is worn the fuck out. Why is he still own that shirt? It's done. It's dead. It's it's you can't wear that anymore. I'm distracted by the giant crease in this forehead. Yes that crease in his forehead. I was watching

Starting point is 01:34:08 El heribla this morning, and they they were watching a different video But they were saying it's turning into a J for John because you can see it's starting to curl a little bit Around his eyebrow it looks like an axe He's getting hard on even my forehead's obsessed with me. Alright, so let's see what John's talking about here. Anyway, your friend, Marty Scalise, said that you and your own worst enemy used to be a cool laid-back bass playing chef. You know what the last words a bass player says

Starting point is 01:34:47 before it gets kicked out of the band? You know this one producer Chris, I wrote a song. Except for he doesn't deliver it correctly. No. I got some songs. It's not the right punch line. Cause you have to explain that you wrote whatever. Anyway, now Keith does some homeless freaking loser mad at the world and poor Marissa has

Starting point is 01:35:10 been taking care of his three cats and instead of freaking you thanking her, you now claiming that she stole them. What the is wrong with you? Have you lost your f**king mind? I mean, it's homeless. So, yeah, I guess. I know you love Motorhead. I actually got a chance to hang out with Lemmy. This is the credits portion of his cameo. He kind of loves John. No matter what he's doing, it's his show. He's promoting stuff and he's going through his credits.

Starting point is 01:35:47 And dragging it. Yup. I know you love Motorhead. I actually got a chance to hang out with Lemmy when we were on the set of Airheads. We both have songs in the Airheads soundtrack. That's because I'm so cool. I even have a cameo in it while I'm doing this cameo. What do you think of that? Anyway He loves motorhead and girls. I can relate to that. Well, I love my ladies. All right, this is Sutter and John say God congrats on your new crew John. It's going very well

Starting point is 01:36:27 very happy for you I Love those he look at these before he sent them Can't be bothered with that. He's gonna go refill his beer after those. Oh Christ. I just love the fact that We're no longer seeing the stream yard filter. We're seeing what John really looks like. It's not great. Which is also what the bartender sees. Oh God.

Starting point is 01:36:54 We're a couple of weeks away from a Dutch boy haircut again though. That'll be fun for everybody. Haircuts are expensive. Really? No. Oh, they're not. That's true. oh, they're not actually they're not All right, I think we got we have a game on here this is two minutes with Tom episode number two Come again from our boy Cardiff. It's time for everyone's favorite new

Starting point is 01:37:24 new game show two minutes with Tom Concept is easy the game not so much What did Tom say next? I went into a dollar general one time for no reason they had a clothes rack right in the middle of the soda section. It fits in with the slogan, Dollar General, because why the fuck not? I went in there, the lady behind the redditor went, sorry we don't have any public restrooms.

Starting point is 01:38:04 She figured I wasn't a regular shopper because. What was Tom Meyer's punchline? Here are your choices. Number one, I wasn't fingering my cousin. B, I have all of my original teeth. Next, I wasn't goose stepping, wearing a MAGA hat. Four. I was wearing shoes. And lastly, I wasn't carrying Mountain Dew and meth.

Starting point is 01:38:40 Okay, I'm gonna say too much because I'm going first one if it is one props to Tom Myers I think that's a card of joke. I wasn't figuring my cousin. That would be too funny, right? So I'm gonna go with lastly, I wasn't carrying Mountain Dew and math cuz that's That's such a Tom Myers punchline. It can't just be one thing But it can't just be one thing, you know Mountain Dew and math right and what else what else? And they don't have a lot of teeth in their mouth. Anyway, so I'm going with lastly, what do you think, Vinny? Well, you might be right. This is a definitely definite example of Tom Iger's rule of twos. Fucking idiot. You know, my first thought was I was to say I have

Starting point is 01:39:22 my original teeth. I was wearing shoes was good, but Carl Lastly I'm going with it lastly. What do you think producer Chris? I went B because that is a very tomism. I have all my original teeth One too many words there that could definitely be a lot of B's in the uh chat We have a next in here. You shouldn't call her fans bees missy B is in the chat speaking of bees hey all right let's find out who's got it here I went in there the lady behind the register went sorry we don't have any

Starting point is 01:40:03 public restrooms. She figured I wasn't a regular shopper because I have all my original teeth. Yeah, it's the Chris. Good analysis too, good rationale, good analysis. All of my original teeth. I hate you. Why would you know that?

Starting point is 01:40:19 Exactly. Why would the cashier know that? Like at least if you're carrying math about, do. Anyway. You know, I'm actually slightly relieved that I didn't think like Tom Meyer's there. So, yes. You just might be a real comic. So big F. Fingering my cousin. Props, Cardiff.

Starting point is 01:40:36 That's a way to punch up a joke right there. That's it for Two Minutes with Tom, a Cardiff Electric production brought to you by Hackamania.com promo code COME. Because when you think Cardiff Electric, you think COME. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. He's such a joyful potato. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:41:10 That Cardiff. He really is just enjoying his life a little bit too much. Yeah. Even when he's trolling you, it's like, yeah, so damn cute. Too much fun. Because what have we done today? We talked about Willy Womble of the Date Brazen podcast sponsored by her book. We checked out Lisa Boswell going in hot at Helga Mann from uh 2023. The MD Foodie Boys I

Starting point is 01:41:36 saw in the chat. People want me to never talk about them again. That checks out. We have uh Opie is going full Opie. He is just off the Opie rails. He's unleashed. And I loved that there's a big long episode. Go check it out. Just dropped yesterday of both Jim and Anthony on Legions of Skanks with Ari Shaffir. Definitely worth checking out that episode. I just love how into the dabble verse big Jay Okras is and Lewis kind of knows about it Dave could give a fuck so it's very funny to see that dynamic Of course we continue to give content to MLC and Chad Zumach you guys are both very welcome considering John has a brand new cameo

Starting point is 01:42:22 Producer Chris is the big winner so you know what that? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Starting point is 01:42:32 The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Starting point is 01:42:40 The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. day with Adam Bush at 530 Wednesdays with Adam continue and this will be checking out back back back. Everyone welcome Chris Cole to the program Chris. How would you describe yourself.

Starting point is 01:42:55 Give yourself we don't do intros on this show famously but if you want to do one for yourself. What were you thinking. I don't know legendary skateboarder. Yeah when I guess you can't really call yourself that. Here's what do you analyze the problem. Wait, I've never asked you this when you go to the doctor. Well, you never go to the doctor. If you were to go to the doctor, right?

Starting point is 01:43:13 What would you write under occupation? This is the Good For You podcast starring Whitney Cummings and her guest on this episode and other episodes as well is her new boyfriend, Chris Cole. And you can tell they have a lot of cutesy relationship energy on this one. So looking forward to seeing what Whitney Cummings is up to because Chris Cole's got some issues going on right now is ex wife is claiming that he was

Starting point is 01:43:41 very abusive. And Whitney Cummings is Trying to clean things up for him and one of the ways that she's doing this by come on my show We'll just have so much fun together. I don't think you're a great guy So looking for works every time it works every time so looking forward to never gone wrong one checking that out many Thank you so much for coming over today, buddy. The pleasure. Thank you for having me the creep off calm. I believe I'm winning this week Carl you couldn't be losing harder If you try if everyone listening to this went and voted for me right now. I would still lose this week Yeah, I'm getting my ass. I know I brought the best of Bruins. Thank you I think that you brought the coolest fucking hockey player that's ever existed. I'm buying a jersey

Starting point is 01:44:24 Yeah, that's how the. I'm buying a jersey. That's how cool the guy is. Not a creep. Awesome guy. All right. Well, the creep up.com if you want to go over there and vote for Carl, you still have time. We'd appreciate that. And also, Subreddit Surfing is back. We are on rumble. Find us. We just did an episode this past week. We were talking about missing 411 and a guy named Dave Pollard, Paul Edie's, who is focusing on all these missing cases. And a lot of people think he's a bit of a shyster. So we had a lot of fun discussing all of that. Excellent. Well, we'll definitely check that out.

Starting point is 01:44:56 And producer Chris, you're always here. I have to thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on on the Internet? I wonder on the heels of another great episode with Ed and Faggot Vinny, it's internet news. From Patreon, Dame Taft is on a roll. Yay, I made the internet news segment! I'm so very happy. Christopher Martin is astonished.

Starting point is 01:45:16 Unbelievable. Pat Oates was at the top of his game. He was hilarious. Joe keeps getting better and better. Deluxe writes. Chad? Stud Joe? Studjo? Ansel?

Starting point is 01:45:26 I'm so in! It's like Dynasty, Hill Street Blues, and Jackass combined for the 2020s to entertain us. And Lucy is seething. Jenny J is taking her shine. Catfight incoming! Principled uncertainty goes back a ways with Amanda. I can't wait for this one.

Starting point is 01:45:40 I used to watch that woman and followed the debate with those hate the world's back in the day. Antinatalists are self-righteous boars who aren't as smart as they think they are. Regarding our cumious cucks bonus, Lori comments, many thanks to Chad for tweeting about this and bringing it to my attention. Trollhunter concurs, holy shit I was thinking the exact same thing hahaha. I've been anxiously awaiting the next living in the past but Lady K ain't delivering on my needs. Hopefully this will suffice from reddit quiet soft ways in those Hallmark guys fucking sucked One of the most infuriating shows they featured in a while. Herl's the old pines

Starting point is 01:46:13 They should have Brian Johnson on more often the fasting showman agreed He doesn't force it and constantly talk like so many of Carl's cooks. Dr. Steve gushes greatest voice in podcasting I would kill for his timbre. Right in terms of service. But queasy property calls Brian Blandolf. Lord Shodi has an epiphany. I just realized how much Rob Saul sounds like the singer for the Buzzmeyers. Roscoe 577. I'd rather he sound like the singer for the isotopes. Spiritual math inquires, has Rob or Lucy Titebox taken more dick? Aubie also inquires dog dick or human dick? pot roast eater notes he sniffs dog ass so his opinion is irrelevant from YouTube so Haiti reacts to Stut Joe

Starting point is 01:46:53 stand-up John don't quit your day job oh wait you already did Benjamin Ireland never forgets remember John's been writing new material every day tie web remember while you're listening to this the stuttering deadbeat dad calls himself a headliner. And from Dabbler's Anonymous, Bob Weird Dabbler posts a younger picture of stuttering John in riffs. I have pictures of your kids! Neela X44. He doesn't know how to smile. It's fucking wild. There's literally zero joy in his eyes. XDKongaroo observed the same. Yeah, his eyes are lifeless. You know how you always read in books how a character's smile doesn't reach his eyes? This is exactly what they're

Starting point is 01:47:29 describing. Oh, piece of wow says what we're all thinking. Black eyes, lifeless eyes, like adult's eyes. And Gloverman plays us out with, Jesus fucking Christ. It's like when the Terminator tried to smile. I had Lucy's photo up there for a second. I whoops. That was Jenny Jingles reading the net news today. You are in trouble. Well, I have to out my wife on this one.

Starting point is 01:47:55 The lovely and large breasted Jennifer Jingles is going to a comedy show tonight. Oh, who's she going to see? Oh, I know who it is. I said tonight. Oh, who's going to say? Oh I know it is. It's a comedy. Oh Do you think it might be there ready? Is it in this small room? No, it's at a casino. Oh Sarah Silverman Hi everyone, it's your best friend Sarah Yeah, I believe my brother and sister-in-law are going to the show as well big Sarah Silverman comedy show coming to town could you

Starting point is 01:48:30 make sure to corner her after the show make sure to tell her that his arch her arch enemy Grant would you mind great claims you had nothing to do with that. Okay. It's fun to remind you and everyone else. Oh boy. All right. We got some voice files to listen to you guys.

Starting point is 01:48:52 Go to whoarethese.com. You can find the number if you want to call into the show and want your voice be heard. Hey guys, it's Chewie. What's up, Cardiff? I got our son safe, so don't worry about it. But I just want to tell you if you want people to look at you and ask you if you're okay, so you're crying listen to you and Dave land out doing the

Starting point is 01:49:15 diaper Segment I was laughing so hard sitting on a plane waiting to take off while they're deicing that the guy next to me Asked me if I was okay because I was crying. So Have a good day. That's awesome. I'm glad to hear that. I've been there before too It's always embarrassing when you're laughing really hard. You just have your earbuds in It's why I listen to this show so that never happens Boner guy is a message for Paco Go bills. I That never happens. Boner Guy has a message for Paco.

Starting point is 01:49:45 Go Bills. I understood the point that Paco was making, Carl, in his voicemail last time. You could say I knew what he was saying, which was that us voicemailers shouldn't simply squabble amongst ourselves. We can leave our silly messages and all else we can really do is go to the creep off calm every week and vote for you Carl That's all we can do correct. It's after all the voice miles are famously after the show has ended after the outro, right? It's not like we're one of the bits or the teaser or the intro is it? Oh should I forgot the outro? That's what I thought

Starting point is 01:50:24 Kind of disproved your point on that one. Sorry motor guy. Oh, we are still technically in the show everyone Yep, this is actually the show proper that we're doing We're trapped people are people are dropping off right now that someone go grab that guy who just laughs. Hey, sir Tell him the show's still going He heard the news he's like Time to hit The old dusty trail Las Vegas corresponded Nathan here I just wanted to mention just how funny it is that a gay guy and Adam Bush are ragging on

Starting point is 01:50:59 Fuck Anti-natalist there you go. Yeah, I really fumbled that one. Yeah, you get the joke. I'm calling Carl gay. Anyways, uh, I can make you a few with all put on wigs and lipstick and look for a Frenchie on a out in the street when we have free time. All right.

Starting point is 01:51:17 That's right. Frenchie lives in Vegas. We should invite Frenchie to the show. Totally. Yeah. You haven't thought of this till just now. I didn't really put no effort into these live shows to your hamburger. I always thought she was in LA.

Starting point is 01:51:29 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Pure genuine. We gotta get Frenchie to the show. Let's think that. All right, let's think that through a little bit. I think all you have to do is leave a trail of cigarettes or something. I don't know. So yeah, apparently that person was calling me gay, but he fumbled it so whoops. Oh well

Starting point is 01:51:50 So you're not gay for another day. Yes This is that there's anything wrong with that This is not straight either. This is an interesting comparison right here And you know I noticed something about that anti-illness podcast it kind of reminds me of queer kids stuff except it's like no kids stuff You are corrupt here on no kids stuff Except Teddy has a very thick accent. I can't understand him. Well, hack-a-hack. I'll see you later. All right I get that it's a similar kind of thing like either don't have kids or ruin them. No kids Similar kind of thing like either don't have kids or ruin them. No kids stuff. That's pretty good

Starting point is 01:52:30 Hey Carl, it's Carter electric. Oh, hello by in practice Call me black Okay Not sure what the thing about that good. That's your what to think about that word message from Carter. Thanks Carter Thanks for calling everybody good to hear from you. Oh This is um, this is what I was talking about when I made the point earlier. This is where I heard it from. Oh, B bitches in every video, and every short and every live stream, every comment and every fucking anything that's ever

Starting point is 01:52:56 brought up for him. Oh, Anthony is racist. He's racist. That's why I can't associate with him. Whatever. The only reason anybody knows who Anthony is, is because OP brought him on because of his blackface song parody about OJ, which is fucking hilarious and was stuck in my head recently because I think I watched it on blind Mike fucking history shit whatever the fuck that's called go fuck yourself all right thank you very much yes that was that's where I got that from the the voicemail or good good call on that I don't think we've talked about that before Gary in San Diego hey Carl everybody's been wondering why is John doing his cameos

Starting point is 01:53:47 in his car, not in his house? And there's been a lot of speculation. But I think I figured it out. Now, follow me on this. Okay. John is a big admirer of Jerry Seinfeld. What is Jerry Seinfeld doing? He's got comedians in cars drinking coffee.

Starting point is 01:54:10 John's trying to get Jerry's attention by doing cameos in cars with beer. If he could get Jerry's attention, next time Jerry does Caesars in Las Vegas, he might tap John on the shoulder to be his opening act. You're laughing, Judy. That's my theory. Well, anyway, what do you think? Stupid.

Starting point is 01:54:36 Cameos in cars with beer gets Jerry's attention. Jerry, out of the clear blue sky taps John to the opening act and John becomes a big hit to his crowd to work. Hmm. Yeah Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. Okay, let me know what you and you and everybody else think about my new theory Okay, it's not good. It's a good one. No rock and roll up Captain cheese points out. Okay. He couldn not good. It's a good one. No rock and roll. Okay, Captain Cheese points out He couldn't figure out Coors instead of with beer He's doing cameos with Coors. Why did he wind up so hard? Now follow me The only person who's tapping John is the ushers asking him to leave sir gets here dig it that show

Starting point is 01:55:26 asking to leave sir gets your ticket at that show it does the only thing about it that makes a little bit of sense is that John for some reason is wearing blazers like Seinfeld oh yeah good point oh I don't know baby hey I would love to see John opening for my god hey judge you hear what I asked you if they prepare Oh my god. Hey, judge. You hear what I asked him if they prepare. Remember the guy from Portugal? Oh yeah. He's coming to the show and he's back. Hey, Carl. Hey, producer Chris. Hello. I've been out. I know. I've been traveling in Europe. Trying gold fashions around the world.

Starting point is 01:56:00 So, producer Chris, do you have the best old fashion? I need to know. So, let me know. Cheerio! Do you have the best old fashion he wants to know? I'm humble about these things. I make a good one. All right.

Starting point is 01:56:17 It passes. Yeah. If it's pass or foul, he passes. It's a classic. I don't put any embellishment on it. I like that, actually. Thank you. It's very classic. I don't put any embellishment on it. I like that actually. Thank you. It's very okay. Good man. Hey, Carl. I love it when guys like Chad want to prove their head. Tell me what I have to do to prove it to you. How tall is tracks don't need to be proven. I'm six foot. I don't have to fucking prove it to you. I just am. You can say whatever you want. I'm still six foot tall.

Starting point is 01:56:45 Chris, can can call me back Sorry, keep forgetting. Hey Chris call that 5-eleven guy back Remember Chad zoom a comedy comm is Where you can go to learn more about Chad Zumach and his comedy and If you go to the gallery here, what the fuck is this you don't know about this no Cardiff made this website Chats you my company calm

Starting point is 01:57:17 Jesus We love you card ififf! But if you go... the point on it... It's so disturbing. The reason why I got here though... oh this is funny. This is him on his tippy toes next to Mike Moore's and Jim Florentine. This one was actually his legs bent she's not worried about it all yes again No the reason why I went on here get me out of this gallery god damn it How does this website work the X in the other there it is I didn't see the X. Thank you is For this photo right here

Starting point is 01:58:03 So that's what five six says about five well he makes him a little taller than five six Unless his hair is just really I'm never offended. I'm never mad his hair is definitely spiked up right He's trying to cheat a couple inches there. I think he's probably five seven Well well it's hard to say so that's five foot that's five six mm-hmm so it could be five eight Okay, right, maybe Sir as the crow flies five eights. We're trying to take a picture you need to get off your tippy toes He's jumping take it now He's jumping take it now

Starting point is 01:58:50 Hilarious he's very upset about being short Poor little guy Chaos Queen enjoy the the Sarah Silverman show tonight. Hope you enjoy people are saying you're very quiet on your microphone who me yes, sorry Very far away and not projecting Yes, thank you for tuning in bye Go fuck yourselves have a good week I gotta go goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye I don't know who gives a shit why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here man that was a good episode I enjoyed that

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