Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep594 - Good For You
Episode Date: February 6, 2025Whitney Cummings has a cool skateboarding boyfriend and she’s head over heel flips in love. But are there some red flags that she’s missing? Chris Cole is involved in a huge scandal that everyone ...in the comments is talking about but Whitney pretends is not happening. How long is she going to keep this going? And by that I mean her terrible show. Adam Busch joins the show to cut through the fake love talk and breakdown what’s really going on. Opie is either ill-informed or straight up lying about Anthony Cumia and Gregg is going back 23 years to find an example of why Jim Norton is a bad guy. Chad Zumock was caught in either a lie or at the very least a wild exaggeration and he’s strainin’ to do some explainin’. Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe is trying out a new character and it’s the least likable version of him yet. The return of the Duke!! Rob Saul had Stuttering John on his show to unveil a recorded phone call with Kate Meaney. Shockingly it’s a total disaster that concludes with Rob nodding off on his own show. Cardiff and Annie join the show to play another round of the new hit game - 2 Minutes With Tom. We wrap up with some new reviews and your voicemails. Cardiff Electric - http://dabblerverse.tv/ Annie’s website - https://www.insanneity.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And we've all listened separately.
We've not discussed it beforehand.
Now she recently had a guest on her show.
And her guest is actually her boyfriend.
And boy are they in love.
You notice that at all?
A little. They sure are smitten with each other
The reason why this is very interesting is because her boyfriend Chris Cole professional skateboarder
He actually is in a little bit of controversy right now
There's controversy surrounding him and I'm gonna start there and then we're gonna have some fun with
How she's handling all of this but I want to start with this guy's ex-wife
Christine Flanagan has made some accusations about him and they're not
great I'll just I'll just warn you right now it's not it's not fun stuff by any
means and so I want to start off with a video
from the web Z channel a guy from escapism skateboard company is
breaking this down since this guy is a
professional skateboarder Christine says I realized the other day that I still have a ton of trauma from a former life
My name was taken from me. It wasn't a choice when I told my ex my name he replied that will never work
We can't have the same name and I'm more famous
So I went plus I've always wanted a red that is literally what was said to me
What he's doing is he's reading a social media post from
Whitney Cummings current boyfriend's ex-wife
Where she explains that he was not so great to her, even made her change her name to Red, even though she always went by Chrissy or Chris,
but that's his name.
So she wasn't allowed to do that.
I was instantly their property and treated subhuman. I hated it, but lost the battle and it stuck for far too long.
He took my name away and then systematically proceeded to take away everything else from me thereafter.
My education, my career, my control, until he one day nearly took my life.
I kept that all quiet for a long time, the details are still hard to say out loud, it
feels icky to bring up, my story makes me feel dirty and unwanted and I'm working on
that.
I have been afraid to hurt people's feelings by correcting them, but didn't realise how
much I was hurting myself.
I have PTSD from the violence I dealt with and that's an easy way
to trigger it. I usually stay quiet and then go home and cry. I know no one means to do that to
me and I need help to stop it." So that's what she posted on social media that kind of got this all
started. They're like, whoa, what's going on? We didn't know about this. So then she goes on the
show with this Robert Brink is the host of this and she really spills the tea.
And he started yelling at me and pushed me on the ground and just started choking me.
He pinned my legs down and he just started choking me and banging my head against the
ground in the garage.
And like part of me just couldn't understand what was happening.
But then, like, I just felt more and more pressure on my neck.
So I tried to grab his groin, but I couldn't, it just didn't work.
You know, I just had all this like self-defense stuff going through my mind from probably
from the podcast that I listened to.
And that didn't work. So I tried to scratch at his eyes, just instinctually.
I cannot even remember why that was what I decided to do.
But I was losing air, so I had to do something.
And in my mind, I thought, you know,
if I could get DNA under my nails, at least they,
someone would know what had happened.
Women are watching way too many true crime shows. If that's what
you're thinking of this situation right here.
So he let go. And I didn't know this until recently, but he let
go because my daughter had walked in and saw what was
happening. She said, Dad, stop. He yelled at her to go back
upstairs.
So this is pretty horrific.
What she's describing here is this professional skateboarder was like on the verge of choking
her to death.
So far, we're having a lot of fun.
Yeah.
All right.
So it turns out that her son, their son also came out on this matter.
As we previously reported, Flannigan exposed what happened to her and Cole revealing her
experiences and alleged bad wife during their marriage in the new Robert Brinks Show podcast.
After the interview was released, Cole's son Wyatt opened up about his mum's alleged physical and
emotional abuse via his social media account. Wyatt shared some very personal details claiming
that his mum was a victim of domestic abuse. In his post, Wyatt said,
I've seen what my mum went through and she deserves to have the space to tell her story
and how it's affected our
Family he added she deserves support
So if you value me as a friend or her as a person
Show her that you stand with her and who she worked to be too lazy to try has a great YouTube channel
I'm sure everyone's familiar with two ways to try so he's been covering this
Recently where Whitney Cummings seems to be defending her boyfriend and trying to get out in front of
this and get her boyfriend on almost like a PR campaign where he's going on other podcasts
and she's being all lovey-dovey with them and trying to show a sensitive side.
So I want to play a little bit of this two ways to try video and then we'll get into
the podcast where Whitney has her boyfriend as the guest on the show.
But this is kind of the setup.
Like when you watch the show, you wouldn't realize that this is what they're trying to
mask and this is what they're trying to make seem like is not a problem and there's no
issues here.
Chris, and instead of addressing it or waiting for everything to blow over and she's having
to make a bunch of podcast appearances to try to restore his career and image.
But obviously that's not going to well. Like,
I don't know if going on Bert Kreischer's cooking show is really gonna do much for that.
And you can tell Chris isn't into podcasting.
We haven't done Bert Kreischer's cooking show on this program. Yeah, that might have to come up at
some point. Like, I doubt he wants to be doing this shit. It seems like somebody forced him to be there,
which Whitney, she probably thinks this will help him move past the accusations, even though it usually just results in people in the comments
talking about it, and I'm sure more people looking into it.
And now to make things worse, recently Gifted Hater made a video going through all the accusations
and all the evidence, which has around 200,000 views.
I'll put a link to that in the description, but it looks really bad for Chris and Whitney.
I mean, she's getting really desperate. She's trying to do all this PR for him, and she's trying to handle it behind the description, but it looks really bad for Chris and Whitney. I mean, she's getting really desperate. Like she's trying to do all this PR for him and she's trying to handle it behind
the scenes and she's doing whatever she can to try to shut up Christine, but it just seems to be
making things worse. Like first she ran. Let me talk about some of these things that's going on
behind the scenes she's trying to do, because this gets kind of wild when you find out that
Whitney Cummings is up to this. About it, but now Whitney is spamming comments on videos about it.
And she claims it's traumatizing Chris and Christine's daughter.
And if the videos aren't taken down, then she'll pretty much try to cause Christine
to lose custody of her daughter.
So Whitney's pretending like she's just worried about the kids.
So she's on these videos that are talking about this and commenting and telling people
they have to take it down and cease and desist and all this stuff. There's threats of legal action. She's talked to attorneys about it.
She's also basically threatening to take the daughter away from her mom. And Whitney keeps
trying to reach out to their son, which is also really weird, especially because Whitney knows
he wants nothing to do with her. Like he's already corroborated his mom's accusations and said he
saw his dad abuse her and supports her speaking out about it
But Whitney keeps trying to call him probably to try to get him to turn on his mom or something
So she is just completely out of control here
And then Christine asked her to stop calling her kids and Whitney said okay
You can ask me that as much as you want like basically i'm going to continue doing it doesn't matter
And then she said what Christine is doing is child abuse.
I'm asking you not to call my children.
Okay, you can keep asking that so it's just more abuse.
Why not go to court and leave the children out of this? You know this is child abuse, right?
And even Whitney's own sister is against her and is supporting Christine so it's just
looking worse and worse for Whitney.
Okay so that's the backdrop. I'm sorry we had to go through that.
But that's gonna set up what we're watching here
on a recent episode.
And it starts off there, everyone's having a lot of fun.
Bap, bap, bap.
Everyone.
I saw in the comments, bap, bap, bap is the sound
that Chris makes when he's hitting his wife.
Not funny.
Bap, bap, bap.
Everyone, welcome Chris Cole to the program.
Chris?
Hi.
How would you describe yourself?
Give yourself, we don't do intros on this show famously, but if you want to do one
for yourself.
What were you thinking?
I don't know, legendary skateboarder?
Yeah, I wouldn't say that.
I guess you can't really call yourself that.
Here's what.
Analyze the problem. Wait, I've never asked you this. When you go to the doctor, well, you can't really call yourself that here's what do you analyze the problem?
Wait, I've never asked you this when you go to the doctor
Well, you never go to the doctor if you were to go to the doctor, right? What would you write under occupation athlete?
It took me a long time it for for a very long time
Right away we have this weird couple energy like dating, have a combined Facebook presence,
couple energy going on that's obnoxious.
And what we're gonna find out is that
Whitney thinks it's so cool she's dating a skateboarder.
Because Whitney's getting up there in age
and she's trying to stay young and hip,
and so now she's like, hey, my boyfriend's a skateboarder.
Like that would be super cool,
I'm thinking in 11th grade, probably.
Your boyfriend's a really good skateboarder.
Hey, Mrs. Cummings.
So she's explaining, you know, what do you say?
What do you say your occupation is?
And then, you know, he says, well, I'd say I'm an athlete.
And then they ask, oh, what sport?
And she goes, oh, are they surprised
when they find out you're
a skateboarder?
It says athlete. They, they just immediately ask. It's instant.
Are they usually surprised?
Uh, yeah, actually they are. They are. Oh, like there is,
I do see Whitney's reaction right there. We're going to see this throughout this episode
is that he says something completely innocuous and she was
She's falling over to check what they aren't surprised. I feel like we're out to dinner with them Oh, I know no no you go honey
I do you tell the story with a fighting couple because at least like that's a fun story to tell later
So he starts choking her
Surprise as a person on like an airplane next to you I
Like Tony Hawk that's usually how it goes I'm still surprised you're a professional skateboarder
You don't look like one
so
He's describing something completely different than she is and she says you don't even look like a skateboarder like whatever that means
after completely different than she is. She says you don't even look like a skateboarder, like whatever that means. I have to lanky white dude. It definitely looks like a skateboarder.
But he's going no people are surprised you don't meet like a professional skateboarder
very often. It's kind of an interesting profession to have. There's always so many of them in
the world. And she's going oh my god, they must be surprised that they probably think
you're like a carpenter, right? No, no, it's not what I'm describing right here.
But she's so smitten with him.
She's so excited to be showing him off right now.
And with all of these allegations swirling,
he got dropped by his sponsors.
He's in a world of hurt right now
with all this shit going on.
And they're trying to mask it with the,
oh my gosh, isn't this so fun?
I'm talking to my boyfriend, he's great great look how cute and innocent he is yes now what's maddening about this episode
and adam you watched this episode i did she is on instagram the entire time she decides you know
what i'll do i'll go on instagram live and i'll film myself doing this podcast and then I'll interact with the chat as
We're doing the podcast so she gets on Instagram here early. I am here with the hacky sack legend Chris
Oh, sorry, I need my mic up. Sorry look
When has anyone complained that they couldn't hear me like that, bro, or that the mic wasn't close enough to my face
So we are recording a podcast, Chris Cole and I,
he is the love of my life.
And my-
Love me more.
You don't love me more, you don't know that.
I hate, see, I hate shit.
I hate shit like that because you can't quantify it
and you don't know you love me more
but you just get to say that.
Sure.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
How do you know you love me more?
You're basically just going, hey, you don't love me enough the fuel no you're
sure no it's just saying like hey I'm best at love I just wanted to see your
reaction should we start the podcast later you guys uh you guys want to just
work with each other for a little while and whisper sweet nothings? That's gross.
What kind of show is this?
This is amateur hour, what they're doing right here.
Well we're also getting amazing insight into what it's like to date her.
You don't know that, Carl.
You don't know me.
In fact, I'm starting to think this through.
Maybe it's not a good idea.
There's a word that comes up and that word is exhausting.
Yes.
And I have examples.
I was thinking insufferable, but I think you're right.
Insufferable would also be a term you could use.
And what did you pick up on from this episode?
I'm sorry I'm being so quiet.
So much to say, I don't even know
where to begin with this thing.
It's like, this is what I love about this world. This is something so rare that you get to see.
I mean, one of the tropes of Whitney's comedy is that she can't pick the right partner,
and that she's always picking somebody who is cold and emotionally unavailable to her.
Well, it's like a Saturday Night Live sketch where it dives into the true crime world.
And now you have someone who, regardless of what you think about, who said what and what's right and what's wrong,
there's no way we can know what the truth is. All we know is the more this guy is on camera,
the worse this gets and the worse his situation is. And they just keep putting them out there and putting them out there
And it's like there was I'm always talking about this guy who killed his own family named Chris Watts
Because he's so disaffected and he's so cold and he goes out there and he gives this like if anyone can find my family
Please do like everything he did made people go, oh, this guy did it.
And whether you're a fan of Whitney's show or not,
I looked through 400 comments
and read every single one on this episode.
And the best comment I could find was, he looked guilty.
No, that was the best one.
That was the best one.
Oh no.
Everything he does makes him seem monstrous.
And this vibe he has where he thinks he can't be himself.
So I guess he comes off like a teenager
in a raunchy comedy from the 70s
who's pretending to be gay
so he can get invited to the girls sleepover.
And now he's there and he just has to keep acting,
you know, very in an offensive and very likable, but you don't buy it
No, no, no, I love you more than you love me. No, come on. Oh
You're so cry. I love you so much. You're so quirky
Uh-huh. And like he's in touch with his feelings and the couple moments where the real him comes out in this is very frightening
Yeah, yeah. Well, we'll see examples of that.
So they're explaining how he takes a long time
to find a parking space at Trader Joe's.
And again, this is another example of Whitney
just loving everything he has to say.
Everything's so funny.
I don't like the stalk for a space though,
but I'll definitely pass spaces that just have bad vibe. Perfect space. Perfect spot right up front. I don't really the stalk for a space though, but I'll definitely pass spaces that just have bad vibe.
Perfect space.
That is perfect spot right up front.
I don't really like the way, I don't like where I am
in like in conjunction to it.
Literally right next to the cart thing, it's right perfect.
There's something bad about it,
like it's like on a Native American burial ground
or something like that, I don't want to park there
Hilarious I Have a real hard time following what they're talking about even when I try and listen
I just can't I can't follow it. Yeah, because it's just two people passing the time. Yes, they're not saying anything to each other
It's so boring. So not even laughing. She's just going I right it's not real
None of this is a real interaction between two people
So this is a the question that comes in from Instagram starts reading questions that people are posting because you know
She's on Instagram live while they're doing this someone said you look so genuinely in love. Is this real? Yeah, you think yeah
When did you knew you loved me, babe?
You know, I was trying to think of exactly when and I don't the moment you saw me now
No, it wasn't bad. Okay. I mean the thing that when you see this you have to look forward to is
When they break up and the videos that Whitney's gonna make where you know her mascara is running and she's all upset
I didn't see any of the sides. He was such a sweetheart. I didn't know
To your point Adam. It's like this is what she's known for
I didn't know to your point Adam. It's like this is what she's known for
Yeah, and she she gets red flags during this interview and we watch her actively just you know brush by them The whole audience is screaming run run and she's so in love. She's so truly in love with this guy
She doesn't see any of it just the facts. Can I just name one little detail here? You talked about how he
presumably made his ex change her name from Chris to Red because his name is Chris. His name is not
Chris. His name is James. He changed it to Chris. So even if you didn't want to believe a detail
like that, when you hear that, you're like, oh, he might have an issue with that. Everything she's
doing to make him look better is making this all look worse
and her like she's in danger.
This was, I thought,
when it started to get a little bit interesting to me
and I'm gonna show some examples
where Chris is obviously lying.
And I don't know, like,
this is the part where I think you're talking about Adam
where he's like, he's playing a character
that he's trying to play, but it's not working.
So here's a question from Instagram
Thanks, babe
Someone wrote is Whitney exhausting super fun or both
Never exhausting never exhausting. Hmm super duper fun. Really? Yeah, not exhausting. You're a
bad liar
No, no, it's awesome. Who would use a word like exhausting around whitney coming. I don't know
I don't even know why they would say that what does exhausting even mean? I mean, what do you mean?
Got real defensive right there
And she knows she's exhausting. She knows that she is self-aware. She knows so he she knows he's lying to her
so fast forward to a little further in the show and
There's amazing questions coming from Instagram. Like do you know what Whitney's favorite candy is and here is proof that Whitney is exhausting
Favorite candy we did this the other day
What's my favorite candy?
It's hard one Mars bar
Forget It's a hard one. Mars bar. Forget.
No, it's payday.
Did they even still- It was a payday.
Did they still even make a Mars bar?
It was a payday.
It was, well, it's candy corn.
You know I'm a year round candy corn person.
The pumpkins, preferably.
Pat knows.
And I have them-
She didn't even open the bag.
I have them here somewhere. And then there was payday because we saw them at the store,
but KitKat's my number one, number one.
Yeah, but I said KitKat last time
and then you told me it was payday.
Depends on the circumstances.
Okay.
I mean, that look right there, just like,
that's the definition of exhausting.
Yeah, I said KitKat and you told me it was payday, now I'm saying payday and you're saying it's KitKat. Yeah, you I said KitKat you told me was painting now
I'm saying painting you're saying it's KitKat. Yeah. Yeah, cuz I just want you to be wrong. Okay, are we fighting?
Fuck are we doing?
Normally these conversations happen after like half a liter of vodka or tequila or something. Yeah, three years of dating
Yes, and he has no way to gauge because 20 minutes earlier he says something like, your nails
look nice, babe.
And she's like, really?
Are you serious?
I love you, babe.
That is so sweet.
It's like, how is he supposed to know that was going to land but I love you more was
unacceptable.
Almost impossible.
Oh, so here's another thing where this is amateur hour.
If you told me if I didn't know whitney cummings was and you said yeah
Here's a show that gets like 17 views on youtube girl. Check it out. See if you want to review it
Everyone agrees
Uh, leonard azir wrote mars bar was an offensive answer
Yeah
You know what? That's fair. That was dumb. Did we forget how to be an interesting
person comic Interesting you say You know what? That's fair. That was dumb. Did we forget how to be an interesting person? Comic?
Interesting you say. People are saying that Mars Bars was offensive.
Here's one more example of her being just completely exhausting.
You are so petty. Other way. Like you know, it doesn't matter.
That's what- Did that matter?
I do love- Did that matter. I do
That matter when it did that
When he doesn't want to answer something cuz you won't lie you'll just go huh, what's up?
What did that matter whether it was Apple or Spotify?
Or did you just need a little win?
Yes, you did say one time. Oh, You did. I wanted you to be right.
I love when you say that.
Oh babe, I love when you admit that you don't know something.
There was one time that we argued about something and you were like, just let me have this one.
I need one today.
I need this so badly.
They're already arguing.
Well, I mean, that's yeah, very passive aggressively.
And that is the definition of someone being exhausting.
If you have to say, can you just fucking agree with one thing?
I said today. I've never had to say that to my wife if I did we wouldn't be married
I don't want to deal with that shit all day long. I
Picture a first date with Whitney and I would tap out. I'd be like I don't care how beautiful you used to be
Bye
Don't care much money you have in the bank from that sitcom that you were famous for not
I don't care much money you have in the bank from that sitcom that you were famous for not
It is not worth it. Yes, either way it sucks because if it's her, you know, just needing it then it comes off bad But if it's him being like look, I I need to win something today or I can't be happy
Can you just lie to me and tell me I'm winning? That's equally as bad in a way. They deserve each other
I just feel like
She might not deserve this as badly
Well, yeah, we're gonna find out Adam you have a couple of clips on here
Do you want to look at one of those sure go ahead cuz they all I feel like are very revealing
Well, do you want to start with the?
The kind of the giveaway on this go for it. This is interesting
Sometimes I don't take Prozac and I interrupt and I ramble and I talk and I can't sometimes I can't stop talking. It is a tick. It is. I'm on Prozac.
I'm doing the best that I can. I do have Tourette's.
If I feel like a point needs to be made and it's not being made and I'm not
getting some kind of affirmation, but I'll probably, you're probably just like,
I get it. Move on. But I'm like, I don't think totally. And I'm like,
I don't think you're hearing me. So I'll say it a bunch of different ways
Because you'll just be like that and I'll be like he's not hearing me. Yeah, and then one time you just went
shut up, I
Said it really with trepidation. I was like sweet
Maybe just
And I was like, thank you so much
And I was like, thank you so much. I just, I just needed someone to tell know how to get her. So I tried other ways.
Cause I physically can't stop and I need you to just tell me to shut up.
Yeah.
So Adam.
Sorry. It's, um, yeah, I mean, this is the officer comes to the house and he's like,
ma'am, I need to ask you some questions. Does he ever hit you? Well, I mean, it was the,
the back of his hand, but it was so soft. He has such soft
hands. Does he tell you to shut up? I mean, he said it, but I
need it. I want it. Someone needs to put me without him. The
fact that she doesn't see any of this going on the fact that
there is without a doubt a believe all women sticker
somewhere on that set and she's not
putting this together.
The fact that as a comedian, she's not putting together that she wouldn't watch this exchange
and enjoy it.
What she did on CNN on New Year's Eve was amazing.
I have that clip.
Her and Bobby Lee getting into it.
She knows what's funny and what's interesting, but she's so in love that she's gonna let this guy
beat her, tell her to shut up,
scare her in the middle of the night,
and say, thank you, can I have another?
And then broadcast it to help him.
I didn't mention this before,
but in that interview that we were doing with his ex-wife,
she goes on to say, so after that incident
where the daughter saw this was happening,
he was choking her out. And the police came and he said that she attacked him and she got arrested. The ex wife got
arrested and he was fine with just like being like, Oh, I don't want to get arrested. So
I'll just let her get arrested instead. So, and she didn't know like what to do at that
point. She's like, well, I was defending myself. You see these bruises and shit like that.
They're like, well, he says that you did this.
And just so we're clear with what this X is up against,
this isn't just like a comic and a skateboarder.
She is in a rarefied air of television producers
who's done things that even KB and Howard Stern haven't done.
She didn't just get a pilot made.
She had a show made,
then she had a hit show that ran on the air
for like six, seven seasons.
Like when you do that, you've won.
Her kids don't have to worry about college.
The rest of her life is all fine.
It puts you in this very special spot.
And this guy isn't just a pro skateboarder.
He's like one of two or three household names
that you know when you skateboard.
He is a legend who has diehard fans, who has created tricks and has videos and sponsorships.
We've all left him recently, by the way. But just, it's very hard to fuck with anybody trying to
come up against these two people has a wall of industry to fight through.
So it makes it very hard to not just believe the ex.
As I mentioned before, Whitney is distracted by Instagram.
She's reading these comments as they're doing the show.
I don't know why she thinks this is a good format,
but she's just having so much fun with her boyfriend.
And I should point out, someone in the chat earlier
asked if this was her baby's daddy they started dating when she was seven months
pregnant that's when he started dating her which is weird but whatever you
know they're there love that I don't wanna shit on that everybody has their
own thing I don't want yeah yeah of course but this comment she read stops
her in her tracks and she loses track of what's going on on the show
because she can't wait to read this question.
That's right, that's right.
Also, it's nice to post, well, it's nice to post falls
because then you get to like show people like,
hey, we fall too.
So you are gonna pick at your skin on the podcast.
No, what I'm doing is I'm itching a tattoo that's raised.
I literally asked him to stop itching and picking at your skin on the podcast. No, what I'm doing is I'm itching a tattoo that's raised. I literally asked him to stop itching
and picking at his skin for an hour.
That's all I ask.
You didn't ask nicely.
Okay, this is a great question.
It's Mac, white Christmas lights or colored?
That was what she had to stop the conversation about.
She's like, whoa, this is like Burt Kreischer level ADD
going on.
Okay, that's not an interesting question.
What candy you like?
Is that candy corns aren't interesting?
Colored Christmas lights are not interesting?
These people need a producer who will stand up to them.
And she's resorting to like a real stuttering John level of comedy where like if I just
keep laughing and smiling for no reason, everybody will assume this is fun and we're having a
good time, right?
Aren't we?
Aren't we?
It seems like I try to make light of it when Chris is over there writing notes during the
show and it'll seem like he's writing things down like, oh, here's a good idea for a future
episode.
No, it's like this is what Carl fucked up today and I'm going to know about it to the
show. And this guy comes up at me after the show
throws up against the wall and says you're gonna do this shit again asshole
never again it gets me into shape and then Carl's kid walks in he started it
oh no I swear I did that you because it's what Carl I did deserve it I did a
bad show that day secret to success
I love the the Hollywood types and Adam you might be one of these types of people
So I'm interested in your take on this. It's a lot of doing the work. I
Hear this all the time. I'm constantly especially on Drew Lane show
We're constantly talking about these mental health podcasts and the self-help podcast
It's all about doing the
work. And so a question comes in from Instagram. Do you feel like you had to do a lot of self-work
to be ready quote for each other? Oh, we both did so much work. It's insane. Yeah. It's, it's cool to
meet somebody who also did work. But if I may, I think that we both did a lot of work to be the
people that like deserve the other person and to be able to like communicate with each other
But I also think I thought I need a lot more work than I did
Right
Okay, so they both have a ton of work. He stopped strangling his partner good on him
Yeah, presumably and she stopped wearing makeup
So they're both doing a lot of work here to make this happen. It was exhausting, but we got it done.
I just think this is so interesting. Knowing the context
of this that they'll never talk about is all anyone's talking
about in the comments as you saw. It's the most interesting
thing about this guy right now is what's going on with his
family. And for some reason, Whitney says things that she should know better.
Okay, the thing I love about you,
and here's the thing about guys in general
that I'm learning with you,
is that when they have a disappointing answer
or say they don't know something like your anniversary
or something they should know,
if they say they don't know it,
that means at least you can trust them all the time
because this is the time you should lie and you're not.
Wow.
I mean, that's a crazy thing to say right there.
It's like, the one thing I know about my boyfriend here
is that he's not lying to me.
His family's all lying about stuff.
Every other person's lying, but he's not.
And it's also just a crazy blind defense
and support of whatever he says.
Here's why him not knowing our anniversary is a good thing
You're seeing some red flags at home
I think you're you're not predicting great things for the when he changed his name from James to Chris
I just got to know what goes on in your head where you're like that's so much better than this other name
It's just it's a cool name.
All right. So you had a couple other clips on here. These two
kind of fit together. Do you want to set it up at all?
Yeah, it's great. Because there's like, goes that Billy on
the street thing where he would run up to you and, you know, you so you're so shocked you don't know what's happening and then he says like name a woman and you can't do it.
Yeah, well, this guy couldn't be in a more comfortable setting with his girlfriend that he's been sitting in for the last couple hours and she says hey name me a female comic that's not me. And he, well, let's just play it and see what happens.
And on a real tough one.
A zinger.
Who was Chris's favorite female comedian before Whitney?
It was always you, babe.
You did look me in the eye, that was weird.
You normally look down when you're in a panic.
Yeah, because I wasn't panicking
You just can't name any other ones
Hmm. I can name tons of other ones really yeah, but you write out name them name them name them
name name them name them
selling buying time
me now Well I mean now
That was that was a joke I can do more Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He hasn't met one of her friends She can't think of one. He hasn't been to see her. This is this is very telling well
What's telling about it is that earlier on the program? they get a question about who your favorite skateboarders a skateboard with and
For some reason he knows this
Okay, that's name them name them name them name. I'm here on name. I'm done. Yeah, Adam Derm Rubin
Yeah, so those just fly right off the tongue
It's like name a female cop like any female cop
I guess he just throw it a first name and there's a good chance. There's a female comic at one point. Hey
me
Why didn't he do his hilarious? I know I just don't want to tell you bit there right for some reason he was able to
To pull that off at some point at some point
Someone had to because you know there's a lot of other people in that room that we can't see and we're only getting these two
Camera angles I promise someone mouth to him
Margaret Cho. Because out of nowhere, he says, Margaret Chu.
I mean, that's how you pronounce it if you're Korean.
People don't know that.
But when you're on the inside.
Name a woman.
I could.
I just don't want to.
It's like the final jeopardy on SNL
It's like write down a number any number and you will win. Yeah. Yeah
And the show has reached a new low. Yeah, she doesn't realize this isn't going well
400 comments she doesn't realize this isn't going well. She's presumably watched it. She has him on the next episode
Yes, because and she says to start that episode
You this went over so well last week. We had to bring you back cuz you're so beloved
Yeah, what the fuck she's really trying to I'll use the word gaslight her audience because no one's buying it as you can see in
the comment section
Except for the one person who asked about the Christmas lights
That was a good question. question all right let's talk about Opie's been going nuts lately and
he's getting a lot of attention for it which I give him credit for he needs the
attention but he's really lashing out and it is it has not ended
Actually where I want to start with this, Deng Lizard posted this on Axe and it's pretty fantastic. Opie might be turning into our friend Aaron Imholt.
From, of course, the Steel Toe morning show.
You seen a threeple?
No, that's not it.
Oh, super sticker. My God, this Paul dollar ninety nine every day.
You might think to yourself it's only a dollar ninety nine.
No, it starts adding up.
If every single person gave me a dollar ninety nine. No, it starts adding up. If every single person gave me a dollar 99. Oh my God.
I'd be, uh, I'd be, uh, I'd be, uh, a hundred air. I would make a hundred dollars.
Wouldn't that be great if like every person just chipped in? Like if you chipped in and you chipped
in and the wired Christian and Ellie Drew and Reverend Billy and you know
Everyone just kind of chip in two bucks
We can make this happen. Oh my god
Is there anything else we can do for you opi while we're here?
All right, so let's get into the latest
apparently
Anthony Kumi is the worst of the worst he never brings it up, but he finally broke his silence here.
And as a very recent video that he put out on his channel,
a brilliant response by you to Lewis Gomez, asking about ONA reunion.
Thank you, Sean.
Look, I think Anthony is no joke.
He's soulless.
I think he's, I think he's a soulless, angry, racist.
I really believe that.
And that's up to you to decide.
I don't care, but that's what I believe.
But Anthony is soulless because he spent, I don't know, he spent pretty much the whole
time we were doing the Opie and Anthony show, trashing me behind the scenes, trashing me
to everybody, trashing me to his girlfriends. He has girlfriends that hate my guts that I've never met.
All right. Couple, couple of insights on this. First off, Anthony has been talking about opiate
a lot lately because opi started up this new channel and he's putting out all this content
and doing all this crazy stuff. When you watch Anthony talk about Opie, he's laughing, he's making jokes,
he's like, wait, pause it there, I'm backing up.
When Opie's talking about Anthony,
he's a soulless racist,
who is the worst person I've ever met in my entire life.
It's like, all right, you're just trying to convince people
to hate Anthony?
Like, this is making you look bad.
Yeah.
Going back to the entire time
they were doing the show together. Right, entire time. He was talking about his back
The fact that Anthony has girlfriends that opi hasn't met that don't like him is because Anthony's been like oh my gosh
I should tell you what happened when I was working with this guy. He would do this thing. He would do that thing
So they're just like oh what an asshole
If I've had experiences with co-workers that didn't go well
I might talk to a loved one about it
They'd get a sense of what the problem was and if you've never met them, why do you give a fuck?
Yeah, good point. There's a similar
Strain here, which is even with Whitney to they both want to believe that they don't get to be held responsible for their podcast
He like he thinks open he gets to have these opinions and these thoughts and this
podcast does not reflect them.
I don't know if what you're saying about Anthony is true.
All I know is that Anthony cares enough to buy a microphone so I can fucking
hear him. He cares enough to not have his laptop be reflected in the window behind so that it's coming back at the audience
and we can see the flash of your screen.
And I know that he cares enough to not have his ring light hanging like a suggested halo above his head,
ruining any even minuscule show prep and quality you're claiming to have.
I know he at least cares about his audience that much. So why are you giving us this?
The issue with Opie is that he's always not trying. He wants to succeed, but he doesn't
want to ever show that he's trying. Because he even said it, we played the clip recently.
He's like, I do I wish I had more viewers and wish I was doing better on these platforms?
Yeah, I do. It's like, okay, but don't just wish for it.
Make some changes, get some real lights in that room.
Set it up so that you're actually sitting
in front of the camera like a normal person
would be sitting where there's very little headspace
above you.
All these like little things that everyone else
could pull off.
Every other person successful at this could pull
these things off and hope he can't.
Can't be bothered with it.
So then the question of the ONA reunion. Now this is because on Legion of Skanks, Jim and Anthony were on there and Louis J. Gomez, who does Skank Fest every year in Vegas,
blind Mike always goes, we should probably go to it this year.
Louis always reaches out to Opie and say, hey, why don't we do an Opie and Anthony reunion at Skankfest? Because that would be a really cool thing. Get a lot of people to
come out. I heard he was asked about a about a opi and Anthony reunion. He said, Yeah,
we do it. And he said, I don't care. We don't like each other. He would do it for the money.
He's soulless. Why the hell would I enter into that? Oh, to go to go for a money grab now
But I have my dignity
If you say so
I'd like to see it now
Opie is doing the same thing that we see Chad do that we see Aaron do where I don't someone tells them something happened or
What's going on, but they just make shit up. So you just heard Opie say, yeah, Anthony
said that he would do an open Anthony reunion just for the money grab involved. So I did
a thing. I pulled the clip. This is the discussion that they're referring to on allegiance gangs
from that last weekend.
I knew he was mad at you.
I asked Opie every year if we can get an Opie
and Anthony reunion at Skank Fest and he has no interest.
No, but every year he goes, ask again next year.
And by the way, that's a douche thing to do
cause he wants the attention.
I want you to want me, ask again next year
instead of just like, it's never gonna happen.
Which is what Opie is saying on his show, but then when he's asked, ask again next year. Okay, like it's never gonna happen. We see what open is saying on his show
But then when he's asked ask again next year, okay Well, we'll just keep kicking this can down the road fine
It allows him to believe that this lack of audience is his choice
Right there's an instance where he could but he's choosing not to just like here dignity may
I'm in control, man
But you if you guys if I hope he said yes, you would I don't know if I would do it
I love interacting with Anthony like I have fun with Anthony like I don't care about this is also the thing I said
Okay, so so far you've heard Jim doesn't want to do it and Anthony agreed with him
I have Anthony must later on say that well the money's right. We'll do it discussed a couple times now
There was probably a time right after it and where like you know some of the steam went down and you guys could have gotten together and maybe like put together something that was gonna be something.
The idea of just like let's get the three of you guys in the room to broadcast again like how could that what's that gonna be it's not gonna be good out of the gates like you know what?
Yeah.
It's all the magic's happening guys.
Like no one wants to see shock jocks in their 60s
That they still want to see never get these kids in your lawn sucks
They're all saying this is not a good idea to open Anthony reunion that ship is sailed
We don't need to do that, but open can go on his show and be like yeah, Anthony's soulless
He wants to do a reunion just for a big payday
We just made that up that's not true at all and
Normally, no one watches opiates and no one calls about it
He might have to actually start paying attention and making sure what he's saying are not blatant lies.
Does he actually think there was a Kumi,
a fan that was watching his show that heard him say that
and is now changing his mind about that?
Right.
Oh, I didn't realize that.
Good point, Opie, thank you.
Well, this is what Opie's always trying to do.
He's always trying to get people to turn on Anthony.
He thinks that Anthony controls people's thoughts about him.
I mean, he's come out and said that.
We've played the clips recently where Opie will go, oh, is that what Anthony is saying? on Anthony. He thinks that Anthony controls people's thoughts about him. I mean, he's come out and said that.
We've played the clips recently.
We'll be able to go, oh, is that what Anthony is saying?
Is that what Anthony's telling you to think about me?
It's just like, no, no, no, we're just watching you
and we think you suck.
John does the same thing.
They refuse to believe that anybody formed their own
opinion and decided not to like this person.
Anyone that doesn't like John was turned by Artie
or turned, who was then turned by Anthony. It's never his own
actions. Opie. It's your actions. It's this actual podcast you're doing right now is why
people don't like you.
But, and I just want to say, yeah, and in this clip, it seems like a jolly old soul
and Opie comes off as soulless, completely soulless. And I don't even believe in souls. I just watched Jim's new podcast episode with Anthony on. I watched that today and it's
hilarious. They take all these callers. They're having a good time. They don't bring up Opie
at all. They do an hour long. Why would you have to? They don't, they don't, they're not
worried about it. They are two funny guys who were on the radio together for a long
time and still having all this fun. Like you don at least the skates. You see it right there. And it was going at least
such a piece of shit. He's such a hate written hateful man. He's like, uh, play a clip. I
need a little bit more to be convinced. I'm sorry. All right. So this is a Opie talking
about how he's just the better person. He would do an open Anthony reunion knowing what he has done to me. Now
this guy enough money in the world to do it. So no, I appreciate you liked my response.
Sean, thank you. That means you're an honest man. No, it doesn't. It doesn't mean it doesn't
mean that. It definitely does not. Your response is shitty. Ask me again next year. He said
that every year. Yeah, it's called bread crumbing. Okay.
So when he's not going after Anthony, he's going after Jim Norton. And so he uses the
super chats just like he was using a free chat here. He uses the super chats to bring
up the subject so that he can go hard at these guys. Your drunk uncle giving me $20. Why is
Jimmy never mentioned Jim and Sam on the other podcast he goes on?
Sam saved Jimmy's career.
F-L-O-S, that show stinks.
Big J did an Uncle Paul ripoff and did it,
and it didn't land.
Why doesn't Jimmy do Uncle Paul anymore?
Because he knows finally that it was hurting his career.
The stupid company was telling him,
this is hurting the show and your career.
I'll be so passionate about Jim's career all of a sudden. Do you like the visual here where he's
covered up by the super chat? There's something about this that shows you what Opie really thinks
about his worth.
Yeah, he's drowning.
That shows you what opi really thinks about his worth. Yeah, he's drowning. He's drowning
He can barely get his mouth up above the waterline here, and it really is drowning because
Why would this podcast be under the comedy section?
It's a bitter old man ranting about his enemies, but both opi and John think they're doing
Comedy podcasts because they kind of contort their voices a little bit. I guess just put it under anger put it under politics
Because we got to update our show
Yeah, he would do well there. I think because people would actually get what they're expecting
Especially John too when he comes out good morning everybody. Oh my god
Tune in it was angry, but not really that
So he's talking about this uncle Paul character now if you're familiar with open Anthony back in the day you remember Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul
With the creepy old guy staring
Uncle Paul, now he's coming over here
Slowly limping down the hall
It's too late now cause here comes Uncle Paul
Let me show you how to make a big boy love ya
Now Uncle Paul is this ridiculous character Jim played
That was an old pedophile who was constantly talking about
trying to take advantage of young children.
Now, the reason why he did this is because it was hilarious
and everyone thought it was very funny.
No one thought that he was trying to encourage people
to practice pedophilia.
No one thought that he was just doing this
because secretly he enjoyed doing it so he could slip into this character
And get his job from it from the who's Tommy uncle Albert on what is it? Oh, I don't know. It's a similar
You don't want to be alone with yeah, right
So he even played this character on inside Amy Schumer on Comedy Central
He even came out and played this character and inside Amy Schumer on comedy central. He even came out and played
this character and he was always great. I hope we had there. Everyone loved when uncle
Paul would come out and they made songs about him and shit like that. But then Opie had
children and stopped liking the character. And I think what happened is, cause I've heard
from other people that Opie's in-laws in Philadelphia would listen to the show
and they wouldn't appreciate this kind of humor and stuff.
My daughter married this shock jock
and they're laughing about pedophilia
or they're talking about black people
or whatever it was.
And that's why OP hated all this stuff
is because he had an answer for it to the in-laws.
I think the reason why Jim isn't doing Uncle Paul
is because Jim's not on a radio show anymore. I don't, I don't know that it would be appropriate
for him to just go into, I mean, Uncle Paul never had his own show. It's like Chip Chippersen
or Doug Ballard, stuff like that. But Opie acts like he knows all the answers. He's in their heads. He understands why everyone's
doing what they're doing, including this take.
Why, why, why doesn't Jimmy mentioned Jim and Sam on the other podcast? Because, because
Jimmy doesn't give a crap about anybody but himself. He's done with Sam. He's done with
Sam.
Well, he did leave that show. And he talked about this.
They were under contract negotiations. He was looking for more money. And then they
came back and said, you know what, actually, we're just going to part ways. So it was the
decision of the management at serious XM to let Jim go. And why would he promote the show
now he's not on it anymore. There is no Jim and Sam show. And how would Opie know whether he's promoting it or not when he's on other podcasts?
He's just taking your drunk uncle's word for it?
I don't know if I would trust your drunk uncle to have all the facts on this kind of thing.
How about Opie, when you write a bit or you write multiple comedy specials and then retire
those specials and then create new material, you can decide which bits other people shouldn't and shouldn't be doing. Why don't you try that and then see how you feel about it?
Yeah, that's a good point. It's crazy that Opie knows Jim so well. He's just like, well, he's a selfish prick. He's just in it for himself. And that's why he does this thing that he does. Just like, yeah, but Jim also is like friends with all the people he was friends with back
when you were in the click, all the comedians, everyone, like Jim's gotten involved in like
Louis CK's projects.
He was on Jay Leno show for a long time.
He's done multiple comedy specials.
Ozzy Osbourne has been on his comic.
Like he makes friends and people like Jim and Opie has none of that.
But he likes, he likes to be like, yeah. And everyone knows he's selfish. And he tells this
story from over 20 years ago to illustrate this point. You know, all the, all the comedians knew
who Jimmy really was and they would make fun of them. Like when me and, when me and Anthony
were thrown off the air in 2002,
we couldn't do anything for Jim anymore.
And he sucked right up to Colin Quinn.
And we were all at a roast.
And in the old days,
when we were all going out in public
for public appearances and stuff,
it was me and Anthony would sit kind of together
and Jimmy would be right there.
And then when we were off the air,
all of a sudden we went
to one of these rows, I forget which one, and Jimmy was sucking up to Colin Quinn.
And one of the comedians, it might've been Patrice, pointed out the whole thing and,
and rose to being Anthony basically saying, oh look, you know, Opie and Anthony can't
do anything for Jim anymore. So look, look where he's sitting. That's all you need to
know right there.
Opie remembers a roast joke from
23 years ago and goes that's what the guy really thought about him, too
He said it during a roast to his friend who's also a comedian who was at the show
He didn't remember which roast it was no remembered the joke
He remembers that they called Jim an opportunist and I'll just point out
What's much more likely going on in this
scenario is that when he was doing a show every day with Opie and Anthony,
they were probably paling around a lot more and then they got fired and were
off the radio for two years. And so he's at the Comedy Cellar every night. And so
he's pailing around with Colin Quinn and his other kind of like those are his
coworkers now. So it makes sense that they would be sitting together
at an event or something like that.
It's just kind of how human nature works.
I think whenever Opie detects that someone around him is more likable than him,
which is anybody that could be around him.
Yes. That's what happens.
He reacts this way and disguises it as something else.
So he's sucking up.
But that was the example you had to come up with. He's just like, yeah, he's an else. So he's sucking up.
But that was the example he had to come up with. He's just like, yeah, he's an opportunist, he's selfish.
And then the example he came up with was from 23 years ago
in a time when Opie and Anthony weren't on the radio.
I think what people are talking about
when they say do the work is not necessarily like,
you know, therapy or medication or things.
I think it's just simple things like,
have you processed the divorce?
Or in these cases of John and Opie,
you lost your dream gig and you crashed really, really hard
and you have to rebuild.
Have you ever dealt with that or processed that?
And the answer for Opie and for John is clearly no.
That's why they're living in the past.
That's why the past is so present for them.
Like Jim says something on the third or fourth show,
Steady Gig, he's had since then,
and you're coming back at him with something
from 20 years ago that he doesn't even remember happening.
And to you, this defines him,
and you think it's gonna define him to us too?
No, because we've all moved on.
Anthony has clearly moved on.
You're still in the past
and haven't processed any of this stuff.
And until you do, none of this is haven't processed any of this stuff and until you do
None of this is gonna work. None of it will what's amazing is if you go back to
The first few times we reviewed opi radio podcast
He had a very different demeanor at that time
And I think what you're describing is what he went through because he went eight months between getting fired and starting a podcast.
Eight months, no one heard from Opie.
We didn't know what was going on.
And then he comes back and he goes,
guys, I've been working on myself.
I've been seeing this guy and I'm realizing the issues
that I caused that led to all of this.
And I was like, wow, this is great.
We've never heard anything like this.
And that went away so quickly.
And now it's completely flipped to 180 to the point where he's blaming everyone else.
Not only is he blaming everyone else, he's also taking credit for their success. Anthony
learned how to make fun of me because I taught him jock tober. And the reason why our show
works, cause I was the mastermind and decided to get an HVAC guy and a comedian and have
that be the core of this team on the rain. It's just like, Holy shit. Blaming everyone and taking all the credit for any success that
you had at the same time. You're right. He needs to do some self reflection.
Yeah. Some people just go to one, you know, AA session or whatever to meeting and they
hear the buzzwords and they go, okay, I got it. And then they just start using those buzzwords
when they talk to people. And until you actually meet a fellow alcoholic, he they go, okay, I got it. And then they just start using those buzzwords when they talk to people. And
until you actually meet a fellow alcoholic who's like, Oh,
who's your sponsor? How often do you talk to your sponsor? Do you
realize, Oh, yeah, I'm not doing any of that work at all. I'm
just throwing these words around to try and 12 steps is great.
But three steps is good. It's much quicker. Yeah, it's gotta
be easier. Where is Rob? So I keep looking in the green room
He was supposed to come on 12 minutes ago. Hey, Rob. I
Said I'm the link I can check my email see if he
gave me any updates on that because I
Don't here. Yes. He did email me and ending up having to go into work tonight won't be able to make it tonight
Sorry for the inconvenience. Oh, that's alright, right?
That's okay, buddy
We can get you out another time. I actually I was looking forward to talking to Rob about this
But it might be more fun if he's not here
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care at Starbucks. Before we do that, real quick, I want to talk about Chad. It's time to mock
It's time to mock Zoom on
Because He talked about this backstage cafe how he was a booker for that
Oh, yeah, and then Adams like oh, that's interesting. I used to play there regularly. I had a pretty regular gig at that place
Mm-hmm, and then Chad went all hummina hummina hummina and
Chad booze mock again this new clipper was killing it. Got a clip of Chad straining
to do some explaining. And I think you know, you're a pretty good judge of like
body language and the way people stumble over words when they're trying to spin a tale,
I think this is quite telling what we're gonna see here.
I might have heard it on your show yesterday.
He said that he used to book at the Backstage Cafe
in Beverly Hills.
Okay, okay, here we go.
So this really was Adam Bush that super chatted me.
Okay, so let me let him set this up
and then we'll get into it.
I used to play there weekly.
Okay.
And it was only around for a very short time.
So I am almost positive
that we've had interactions together.
When he was the booker.
If you.
Carl wants to go straight at me and call me a liar
He's he's locked and loaded to call me a liar right now. He
Says rightfully so you said you booked the club aka the Booker
Yeah, I'm just trying to clarify if a guy was getting booked in a club a lot. He would know who the Booker was
So I just wanted to clarify that
Never happened. I never booked anything. I didn't go to the...
Oh, so Chad's already changing what it is that I'm saying.
Oh, Chad's never booked anything.
Chad's always like, well, that's not what I'm saying, but okay, proceed.
He was never at the Backstage Cafe, and just watch.
Did I say he was never at the Backstage Cafe?
No.
So he's changing what I said in order to prove me wrong smart smart tactic if I was dumb
I'd fall for this he was the Booker because that's a the clubs owned by Miles Copeland who
Manages manage the police and still manages staying Stewart Copeland's brother
So it was like a hard rock cafe kind of just small little place that a lot of musicians hung out at we had the um
They might be Giants after party there when we opened for them in LA.
Okay. Let me, what Adam's saying is true.
Where I fucked up yesterday explaining this, I said Ian Copeland owned it.
It was miles Copeland, his brother and hit their,
their brothers were Stuart Copeland from the police.
Yeah, that's not the part anyone's concerned about.
Chad, no one brought that up. No one brought that up. No one cares.
I not even sure if that's true that you said the wrong brother thing. But okay. I
ran a room there for a year and a half. Ran a room. Listen to how this changes from running
a room for a year and a half. And then here what this turns it down. I wasn't the Booker
of the back. I was a I ran a comedy show on Sundays called them. We call it comedy Sunday mass and then it
It was so successful. We do Monday
So we do comedy Monday Sunday nights, and then we do comedy Monday night or Sunday night or Monday night. Sorry
I'm talking all over the place. He must be on drugs right Nick regatta. So thank you
Jen booze back or he's lying because he's getting very flustered here
We just it was like an open mic.
Okay.
See how this has changed so much?
I ran the room.
Ran the room there.
Okay, okay, it was a comedy show.
Well, I mean, it was, it was like an open mic.
Okay, so you organized an open mic?
It was a soup kitchen, okay?
What is he talking about?
This is all very different than what you originally described. And I wonder how many of his stories would turn out to be wild
exaggerations if only there are more Adam bushes at the dabble first oh to
call them like oil can gate right that didn't take much no he just a little bit
of pressure and everything crumbled Patrick Melton pretended he had like a
private investigator on it okay it didn, okay, it didn't happen, fine, you got me.
There is no Kumi a country.
No, I mean, here's the thing with this.
His problem is that he doesn't like to hear the big picture,
so he just goes over the minutiae,
like stuttering John with his grammar, right?
We'll just dissect the grammar
so I can ignore the bigger picture.
When you obsess over these insignificant details like which Copeland brother it was,
you're doing that to miss the point. However, what you're saying, Chad, is true. And it's the
same reason I was kind of vague about it, because it was all a vague kind of thing. You didn't run a room.
They had comedy until nine on Sunday and Monday. And as soon as he said it, I remembered it.
He's absolutely right. Because then after nine, we would show up and play. And it there
wasn't even a stage. It was the corner of the upstairs of this bar. And we had to share
space and the comics had a mic and we came in with
way more stuff.
It's all fine to and it's all true.
But to attack Carl for saying, I suspect he might be lying when statistically you are.
I know you from the catalytic converter story.
My first introduction to Chad Zumik was you getting up
and saying, well, I lied about it,
so now that's the end of the bit.
OK, I didn't even care.
It's just a part of your character.
We're going to question what you're talking about.
And maybe don't jump on these tiny details
that other people say when you don't remember them as well,
either.
We were all there at the same time.
That's all I'm saying.
And this is just impossible for Chad or Kevin Brennan to process that there's no
attack here. They just immediately get on the defensive and start attacking when
it was like, I just said I knew you. Fuck you, you liar. You lie. No, no. I just said I knew you.
And all I said was, if you were playing there and he was the booker, then you guys would know each other from that.
But obviously, you know, when it turns into, okay, well I ran an open mic that was on Sundays.
Right.
You know, if he had said that to begin with, I wouldn't have made that connection.
I wouldn't have said, well, maybe you've crossed my path. I don't know.
This was a cool club that both Chad and I convinced someone there to let us play that probably didn't
need or want us to, but we did what we did. And now here we are talking to Carl. It doesn't
have to be grenades. We're just talking. That's all. It'll get dark soon enough.
We just, it was like an open mind. And there was a, and if Adam's watching, he knows what
I'm talking about. I was a bartender at RJ's.
It was a rib joint on Beverly Hills.
I mean, do you see?
What do you guys start opening up about this shit?
Things change.
He's running a room to now he's a bartender
at a barbecue restaurant.
I see this kind of shit all the time,
but it's not when I'm catching up on the dabble verse
or the tattle verse or watching anything else. It's when I'm watching body cam footage. Yeah, everything goes at first. Mm-hmm unnecessary details
gaslighting
Distraction you get it and
Everyone there was a comic they were all Canadian comics. So I
Mean again, these details are so stupid
He was a bartender at a restaurant in Beverly Hills that was full of Canadian
comics. Hey buddy. Okay. Sure.
I was looking to do a place to do standup. I was my first year,
second year doing standup. I was like, I need, I need a room. Everyone had a room.
So I found that place.
I forgot who ran it at the time and we set it up and we started calling in all our favors. We call it. I remember Craig Robinson, who was on the office hot tub
time machine. He was there every week and we would get comics there and it started building
and growing. And I most certainly a few moments later,
Ian Copeland is because I think it was in 2006 in Ian Copeland died. And they had his after party funeral calling hours there.
And it was the day we were doing comedy.
So all these music industry people were there.
I think Stuart Copeland was there.
And we still had a comedy show.
And it was packed.
Yeah, with people who weren't there to see comedy.
He always takes credit for it.
Yeah, also also is a funeral
We were sold out that night. It was amazing
Many show we just had a funeral so do the comedy show so we were all like holy shit
Luckily, I don't know if he was there. I would love to play after a funeral
What an opening act that is huh?
Tough crowd
So you're not doing like Irish fugues. I don't know what you're supposed to be playing
I'm working at Kmart this guy wants to get a ceiling fan and that's if you can put it on the wall
And I'm like what?
Adam but at the time Dean cook just happened to show up
This is when Dane cook was myspace Dane blowing the fuck up all over Comedy Central
vicious circle Was myspace dane blowing the fuck up all over Comedy Central Vicious circle
What he's talking about really is like he's on trial right like all right we just ask if you booked the room or not
Understand this is how he acts when he's not lying
Hmm. He's not lying all of this stuff happened. I saw one time
He was caught in an exaggeration where it turns out that him and his friends from a restaurant did some open bikes there. Yes.
Should be his lesson. You didn't have to do that to begin with. I did a gig there. He did a good gig there. I did one time. I remember I saw Craig Robinson and Wanda Sykes sitting there together. I remember thinking, oh, that's cool. Never occurred to me to tell anyone about it until right now. I said, I used to do a gig there. That was it. I didn't say we did
the sold out celebrity night where Dane cook was there and Todd Rungren showed up and I wrote a
song with Joe Walsh. Do you want to hear it? Like it was just a night. That's all it is. And it was
the same thing with Kevin. It's crazy. I hope we get to talk about that. Yeah, we will.
I just want to point out,
because you brought up Wanda Sykes.
Rolling Stone Magazine has the best lists.
They really do a great job of ranking different things.
They ranked the top 50 comedians of all time recently.
Wanda Sykes was number 50.
Not on the list, David towel or Norm MacDonald.
One of the sites is funnier than both of those guys. A lot of other white guys weren't included. Chris Cole couldn't come up with
artists formerly known as Clyde says, not sure if you saw today, but Chad's
Atlantic city event has fallen apart. He couldn't answer several questions KB
had. His defense was, I'm not an event coordinator. Many times refunds have been demanded. I was glued to this.
And we were talking about at the top of the show today. So I found out about this watching
bedabler live Saturday morning because they had someone call up this beer hall that they're doing this.
Let me back up real quick.
Atlantic City Super Bowl weekend.
Last year, Kevin Brennan was just like, Hey, let's all go hang out in Atlantic City because
it's close to where he lives.
And he just wanted to play poker.
He likes playing poker.
And he thought that people who give him money on the internet could show up in person and
give him money in real life.
So it wasn't an event.
It was just like a meetup thing. Sittering John showed up, Rocco, Patrick Melton, Brian Johnson was there, Bob Levy was there,
got into a fight with Kevin Brennan, got trespassed from the Borgata. All these things happen. We've
covered all this stuff. So this year, Patrick Melton and Rocco got ahead of it and they said,
hey, let's do a meetup again. And then because this was happening, Chad and Kevin from MLC said, oh, people are going
to Atlantic City, we'll put on a show.
And so Chad decided he was going to put on this show at this beer hall that's a mile
and a half away from the Borgata.
Chad said that you could walk there.
I wouldn't recommend it.
And this guy, Blade from a a show called Winx2,
jumped in and said, I can produce this,
I'll bring the equipment, and we can take Super Chats,
we can do a podcast live, they're gonna have
these amateur comedians come up and do a set,
and then Kevin Brand's gonna make fun of them,
just like Kill Tony, and they're gonna do this whole show.
And Chad was organizing this along with this Blade guy.
They booked this bar, and Chad was organizing this along with this blade guy. They booked this bar and Chad put out tickets on Eventbrite for $20 a piece, max capacity 60 people, so
he sold 60 tickets at $20 a piece to this bar. And on Be Dablin Live on Saturday
morning, I heard somebody called the bar and asked, hey is that a private event
on Saturday or can I come with my friends and hang out? And the guy says,
there's no private event. You can certainly come down here with your friends.
And Chad's been saying, if you don't have a ticket, you're not getting in.
So on the show today, I didn't catch all of it. So I'll look at the chat and the
guys let me know if I'm missing anything on here. But basically, KB is hearing that,
oh people could just like be hanging out there
and stick around and watch the show
and then what's gonna happen?
We're gonna be making noise
and there's a bunch of people
who don't know anything about our show are there
and they're gonna be complaining that we're making noise
and this is gonna be a shit show.
And Kevin's big thing,
cause I was at a text thread with Melted and Tukey. His big thing is like, it's gonna be a shit show. And
everyone's gonna clown me for it. Because he hitched his wagon
to Chad Zumach for some reason. And Chad cannot cross his t's
or dot his eyes, refuses to be buttoned up and figure out how
to get this stuff to work. He can't even every meeting they
had about the show was
live on their show because Kevin blocked Chad years ago when Chad texted Kevin and said he was
going to essay Kevin's children. From what I remember, if I'm wrong about that, somebody let
me know. I've said this twice now. I'm pretty sure that's the story of why Kevin blocked Chad a couple
of years ago so he can't communicate with him on on his phone So this was destined to fail from the start
We were talking about it Patrick Melton was talking about a took he was talking about it
This was gonna be a disaster and a shit show and it really blew up today
we're only a couple days out from this show supposed to be this Saturday night and
Kevin has backed out
But what Mike Bichetti was supposed to be on it Mike Bichetti backed out. What? I know that was what that was like their big get. Chad made fun of me for saying that
Mike Bichetti wasn't a big guy. It's like, what? There's we put a poll on on Twitter.
Prove me wrong again. Good job. Prove I'm a liar. So yeah, this is this is falling apart.
And also, I guess John is live right now people are saying from his car.
You know, it was interesting about the, the chat thing is that if you listen to the show from last week, we went through the list of all of the things that needed to be done for a show to happen successfully, including live streaming and all of those things. And they laughed at us. Chad was laughing at us.
And now KB today was going through the same list as if he had watched this episode
and said, what's happening with this? So then what are the paying people get?
So then how can people just walk in without paying?
Are there going to be seats? How are we going to handle the live stream?
Suddenly, this was all very, very important as the gig is about to happen. But a week ago, no interest in that.
So artists forming on his classes ensure Chad never secured the event. So charging
people for tickets was pointless. He then said he will charge the door, but didn't have
permission from the owner. Yeah. Cause they were talking about bringing a door guy and
comes like, who's going to run the door and chance like, Oh, well my buddy's going to
watch the door and we got this ex cop who's going to be there too. Yeah. He's got an ex cop buddy.
He's going to be a bouncer for them. And she was just like, well, you're going into
this person's establishment. They're going to let you just like hassle people at the door.
If I own a bar restaurant, the last thing I want is there to be some friction for
people coming into my establishment. Well, it's cool. I'm bringing my own bartenders
and my own booze. Yeah, right. So, so this is, uh, not going well.
I don't know what's going to happen. What Kevin ended up saying was
he just wants to have people come up into his room and he'll just do a show from
his hotel room. And Chad's like, what do you mean? Why would you,
why would you do that? I'm pretty sure places like the Borgata don't want you to
do that because they would probably have parties upstairs all the time
So it's probably one of those places where you have to have a key to get on the elevator
Or if not, they're at least like policing that stuff a little bit and there's security keeping an eye on that
you don't just want to watch 80 people go up an elevator into one guy's room and party because they want you drinking their booze and
gambling and the casino and stuff and into one guy's room and party because they want you drinking their booze and gambling
in the casino and stuff.
And if anything were to go wrong, this would be hard to explain to the media and the police
why this old guy had all these people in his room and whatever happened happened.
It's very creepy.
It's very odd.
The whole thing.
So I mean, I was glued to the story because Chad is, you know, he's,
he's beaten down. He's trying to please Papa Brennan and he's not getting the feedback
that he so needs and desires with him going, ah, great job, Chad. I can't wait to do the
show. It's going to be so fun. You've done an excellent job. It says just like, like
you were saying, Adam, just questioning everything. and Chad didn't have answers for things. He's like, well,
I didn't talk to the guy, but so-and-so talked to the guy and he said that we'd be able to do this
thing. And Kevin's like, can I talk to him? I need to talk to this guy if that's what we're going to
do. Do you watch it at all, Adam? I saw some of it. Yeah. I just saw KB going down that list and
him having no answers for basic show stuff.
And it was just funny that now suddenly Kevin is concerned about it.
Did people bought the tickets in advance? Is that what happened?
Correct. I know, I know a lot of people who did.
I mean, I can't imagine showing up to a bar and saying, Hey, can I charge a bunch of people to come to your bar on Saturday night and give you a cut of it? Like what do we have to do? Nothing? Yeah sure go ahead. He thought they had a
private event there. It's the same for the Super Bowl in Atlantic City. Why
would you think you have a private event? I would be very pissed if I showed up to a
bar with a ticket and saw people just walking into the same space without
paying anything. I would feel very ripped off and not in the mood to laugh.
There was the other thing the Kevin was talking about
He's like well if you have a ticket, can you get a table?
If you don't take it, can you just sit down at the table?
Just kind of know that the ass can figure it out cuz there's gonna be people there before the show starts who are definitely
Let it for free. Can they just stick around and they get to kick them out, right? Imagine that process
It's not happening. Kevin said so what does a ticket get you?
in that process. It's not happening. Kevin said, so what does a ticket get you? Yes. Had no answer. It gets Chad 60 bucks a piece. So 20 bucks. Apparently I see in the chat
that John just went live, which is interesting. I don't know, it must be on his channel because
Rob said he's at work. John was on with Rob on Rob's channel last night. We'll get into
that in just a moment. Stuie Felt says, I typed welcome back Elky on SJ's stream just
now and immediately got put in timeout. So I guess he doesn't have a good sense of humor about his alcohol
with him yet. The hardest formally known as Clyde best sign someone is lying restructures
prior statement followed by countless details and stories that are irrelevant. Channels
that are in John do this a lot. Yeah. He reframes what I said and then goes into details. It gives a shit. They both start stammering.
Yeah. Penis wrinkle. So during John is playing Kate tapes all over again. Cause Rob deleted
his show. Same commentary, no video. And it's the original version of the taste of the low
volume. Oh, okay. We're going to get into all of that. That's so fucking funny. John
really dropped the ball on all of this. I have a lot of thoughts out of Josh.
Oh, it says John already sounds wasted on his life. All right. Well, I'm sure we'll
cover that in a very near W ATP episode. But first I do want to talk. We're going to get
into all the Rob saw stuff. And right before we do that, I want to talk about our buddy, Aaron him hold over on steel town. Please, please, please guys,
stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, bedmo.
Maybe you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. I mentioned
well, okay, we put together a video, I put it out as its own
separate clip. And I labeled it that Aaron's lying about me. And
I was hoping that this would get back to him
because Aaron tends to do this thing where he makes up something that I said or did and then
runs with it for forever. Sure. I don't know if he forgot that he's the one who made it up or what's
going on. This happened when he claimed that I thought that April hadn't divorced him and that
he was going to come back on his show and April's going to be next to him and it was going to be a big after you to all the steel toe haters.
And I said that on my show on Melton show. And then I was wrong. I was completely wrong.
And then I did a show with guys who are really into steel toe. And I said, guys, how did
I get this so wrong? What am I missing here? Tell me more about Aaron. I obviously don't
understand this character very well at all. I was so off on this. And Aaron's going around going and Carl's such a
fucking liar. He won't admit that he was wrong about April. It's really weird. He won't admit
that he's wrong until finally Keanu was on the show and goes, Aaron, that's not true.
Carl completely admitted that he was wrong about this. Why do you keep saying this? Oh, he did.
So Aaron makes up these narratives and then runs with them and won't stop. So I put out
that video that said, I had nothing to do with saying the slam piece is running your
show. And I showed the exact conversation we had on this little piggy where we were
analyzing his background and it had nothing to do with me saying, I thought his girlfriend
was running his show, but this is just a recent episode.
Off. We got some mentally ill people that watch this show that
think SP runs it behind the scenes, including Carl, I guess
he's one of those people. I make these people so paranoid.
Including Carl, I guess he's one of these people. Aaron, text me.
We have each other's numbers. Ask me if I think that. I
don't. I am again. And by the way, it's probably true. It very well could be true that he's
getting a lot of advice from his girlfriend because his girlfriend is telling him about
stuff that she's reading on the internet, reddits and shit like that. So I'm just not
the one who's saying these things. in their head 100% you can deny it
if you want to but that's called deny in reality my man.
And then he gets all pompous about it. Just like I mean this
fucking car. Oh God. What a piece of shit. He's so stupid.
Am I right?
Aaron I put the videos out so you can watch them and correct
yourself. So right there it's free. Check it out
He's doing something this week. He's changing his personality again. Yeah, he does this from time to time do he was due for a new member
Remember positive Aaron he's like, yeah, we're not talking about the goal. I'm just gonna hope things work out
I'm gonna do a great show and everything should land where it should land and we'll be good
And if I don't make the goal, whatever man, we will make it up the next show or you know things will be great
Oh, there was a character he was doing that was a character
I was doing and it was there's a lot of speculation that his girlfriend was telling him to do
Say it there's some speculation out there, but this is a brand new
Character that he's playing and I really want to get your take on this because I think this is he's gone mad.
I feel like with those, let's go apeshit on.
You don't know.
You don't have a dream of I dream of that one 85 going out like that.
Everybody go crazy.
Everybody get nuts.
Let's look for the purple banana
Till they put us in the truck everybody give me money
Everybody click paypal everybody click stream labs. Just throw it. Don't even think about it as they say in billy madison
Don't even think about it. Just hand it over. This is like, I guess
the beggy monster
Is that the new character that he's playing?
I guess the Beggy Monster? Is that the new character that he's playing?
That's a very friendly version, but.
I like the Beggy Monster better personally, but.
The body language is amazing.
He looks like a baby in a high seat waiting to get fed
and like having a tantrum that the food isn't there yet.
He is so white, he's almost blending into the background.
I think if there wasn't
that orange steel toe behind his head, we would just see a floating pair of glasses.
That's why he centers that that right there because the the paint on the wall is the same
color. That makes sense. We knocked it out this morning. I want to have a perfect day
today. I can't go without this isn't sarcasm by the way
No, it doesn't feel like it doesn't now you've seen sincere And I would like to have a perfect day also in that day for me involves not giving you money
Right now can you believe it look at this asshole
He looks like a South Park character like an actual one
He looks like he should be voiced by Rocco yes
Give me this fucking money
Spare some change
He looks like those Canadian comics that Chad used to work with over at our day
that Chad used to work with over at RG.
Don't call me a rat, buddy.
Impetitive a mood.
I'm feeling myself too much.
There were people on Twitter today finally acknowledging they're like, there's so many people like toe
derangement syndrome has become a thing that the Internet's
now using. There's like there's a lot of people with it.
OK, this is the most frustrating part of Aaron.
He's so this new character is so unlikable
He's already like he's coming off as a pompous asshole that you would not want to give money to or be friends with or have a
conversation with at any time
But the worst part is when he sees something on the internet that he likes and then he goes
Everyone's coming around on this too. I saw on Twitter. Everyone's agreeing with me
Show me. I do this crazy thing
all the time where I take a screen grab of the tweet that
somebody put out. Yesterday, I was on the Drew Lane show and
we were talking about Victory the Podcast which is the show
that Kevin Conley from Entourage put together and
then ended up ripping everybody off and it was a big
scandal actually and he just came back recently
And now he started a patreon is asking for people's money on patreon
And I didn't go on there and just go yeah people in the comments sound like that
I went look at these comments people are writing underneath this video
Who are blasting it for wanting him to give them them to give my point is
receipts
He's either stupid or lying.
Because the only excuse for this is if he truly searches the hashtag TDS and goes, look at that, there's millions of them.
Millions of them. It's also Trump derangements.
Right, or the dick show.
Or the dick show, there you go.
But this is what he does, he goes, yeah, and everyone's coming around on this I saw it on the internet like to do just fucking show a couple examples like even that you can still totally lie and act
Like this is the sentiment that's going on on this discord server and this subreddit or on acts or whatever
But at least show a couple examples, so we go okay. I see what you're saying. Just fucking says this shit
He's satisfied with this just like
John or Chad saying I was talking with my buddy on the phone. That's enough for us. Yeah, there's proof
No, I agreed. Hope he never says that though. That's funny
Yeah, no, he never does that we try not to believe news that starts with people are saying that people are they're all
That's like that that famous Mike Tyson interview
Where he's I think he's up in Canada's is like who's saying that you're saying that you piece of shit you cock sucker
fuckers like Mike Mike I'm just like no I'm saying that you're saying that you're
right it was me it was me and they just can't get over it and they're just
obsessed and they you know Aaron's got him in fact I mean this is segment four
out of six or something on the show today but we're obsessed and Aaron's got him. In fact, I mean this is segment four out of six or something on
the show today but we're obsessed that Aaron's got us. A lot of the Dabbleverse
Twitter accounts today, which you know I like to hang out outside the Dabbleverse
and observe them because they're interesting creatures. They're my pets
and they're out there. The commentators there are saying nobody makes him feel
like Steel Toe does. He gets them all melting down,
whether it's Patrick, whether it's his fans, every.
He's doing he's doing this thing where, you know, he's taking what Patrick Melton has
been doing. He's even got a jingle for it, where he's showing that he's getting people
emotional over what he's saying. And he's watching these people like, Aaron's not a logical guy, he's not a pragmatic guy.
He's an emotional woman.
All the time, and you see it all the time,
like it comes out on his show.
It's funny you say that, I was gonna say,
he is his biggest cheerleader.
He's an emotional woman.
Yes, for sure.
Like, if I'm having a really good day or a really bad day,
I'm very, there's not a huge difference between my demeanor.
I can attest to this.
Right, I'm pretty even keeled.
I try to be pragmatic and not emotional.
And Aaron goes on and just goes,
all these people are so fucking emotional.
It's like he's really running his arms around
and getting all upset.
They're my pets.
And they're out there, the commentators there are saying, nobody makes him feel like Steeltoe
does.
He gets them all melting down, whether it's Patrick, whether it's his fans, everybody
else.
Aaron's in their head.
It's a goddamn infection.
And you're right, it is.
And that's such a weird thing to be like the laughing stock.
If you're getting bullied in school, is your comeback like you guys are obsessed with me
That's all you ever think about is taking my lunch money and give me swirlies
That's pretty close to what this is. That's what this is. It's like no. We just enjoy giving you swirlies
You seem to hate it and we're having fun
But since you won't admit that we're gonna keep doing it. Yeah
And who does who does he think is
watching this who's here right I thought this was a news show or some shit well
as he told us last year he covers the news and he is the news so he covers
himself that's how you know it's not biased in their head it's a goddamn
infection and you're right it is.
And the only thing that we need is money.
That's it.
We don't need your love.
We don't need you to suck up or anything like that.
All we need is money.
That's it.
So we've got some Kenneth Copeland shit.
Remember when Kenneth Copeland was there like, why do you need an airplane
to that televangelist and his eyes go wild
and he talks talking about the demons
and how he is above, he can't be riding
in an airplane with the demons.
That's the same look in this guy's eyes.
He's crazy shit.
I don't need love.
Yeah, you can't stand there in a church
and say we don't want your love,
we don't want your respect, it's not about being good.
Give us money
That's actually the devil according to the Bible. Yeah, and it also doesn't
yield great results
I don't think it's a great tactic cuz he has to do it every day. Yeah, it's not it's not working. It was your hate money
Look at this fucking good Come on. The easiest guy to make thumbnails for.
I appreciate it, buddy.
Money.
That's it.
So we've got a man actual steel toe wearer too.
We got him it to watch Twitter start to turn and finally notice what I've been noticing
for a long time.
They're like steel toe derangement syndrome is real.
They can't get enough. And you see like actual steel toe wearer, he's been wanting a crack for a long time not getting it. Now he's just going to have to delude himself into thinking it's happening.
That is the very last stage before surrender. Thank you. Actual steel toe area, you know what? You're gone.
How's that?
That is ultimate power.
Ah, he blocked someone and is celebrating like that isn't the biggest pussy move that
you can make.
Wow.
Yeah.
You're really in control, Aaron.
You're, you're killing it.
He sounds like an old man in a nursing home that you just want to let play pretend for a little
While until he works himself up and then tires himself out and then you're like, okay, buddy
It's time to go back to bed now and start it all over again tomorrow. This is not real
This is just a man in his basement yelling at an empty roof
Yeah, well as Eric Nagel put it in our chat just now. He's playing radio, but I don't think he turns this off.
And this is the thing, he's obviously playing
a character right now, but there's something
coming out that's real, because you wouldn't see
any of us do this.
We don't have this in us to do this kind of thing.
That is ultimate power!
Ah!
That's what I'm thinking.
That's what I'm thinking.
Stupid shot of him.
Yeah, you're slaying it, buddy.
You are slaying it.
Victory is mine.
Because that is the worst thing you can do to those people.
Is cut them off from access.
From the man.
Billy Bob Norris says, you want to get nuts? Come on,
let's get nuts. It's just you feel that turning point where the rats are scattering and they've
got no comeback for it. You just pointed out to him you're like you need this you talk
about it all the time. You're obsessed with it. You can't get enough. I've beaten you
into submission and you don't even know it yet.
All right, let's get going with the show. You guys. Let's see. What do we got going
on with the cash? That's the deal. If that relationship remains symbiotic, there's nothing
stopping the toe. So throw it in and then I don't have to do this all night. All I have to do
is what I do best. Let's put on a little show for you fine folks.
Keep telling yourself that. When does it start? Yeah. Was this not the show? When does the
show start? In my opinion, that was the show. That's why we watched that part of it. But
this is, I don't know, he keeps trying different things. He keeps trying to see what works.
I guess he's been getting donations lately, So he feels like this is working for him and
Good on him
Once everyone's got to make a living right?
Wouldn't you rather be doing anything else with your life than begging on the internet like this and embarrassing yourself?
I can't imagine
giving a speech about how amazing I am and then
Imagine giving a speech about how amazing I am and then segwaying right into begging without even connecting the two.
It's a very thin line or it's a very thick line between champion and begging.
Those two for money specifically and going like this to people putting doing the finger
thing means the taxes like no one wants.
It was very close.
Yes.
Yeah.
But he's got to work on his technique a little bit. Yeah, he's gonna learn some things
John returned I feel like I've been saying that a lot. John has returned to the devil
birds. I say it every week. He left forever December 31st, but then this thing happened
where someone had a phone call conversation with Kate Meaney and recorded it and they
sent it to John and then John sent it to Rob
and then Rob played it on his show last night
and John came on to be a guest on that show.
And so this is the Rob Sull Show.
But his website, SullShow.com is just broken.
Oh, this guy can't do anything right.
He promotes it right out of his YouTube page.
This video has been taken down.
You cannot find it anymore, So if you want to know
what's going on with the Kate Meany tapes, there's no way to know. So I guess John's playing them now.
Let's see how this one starts off. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Hello everybody. Welcome to the Rob
Saul Show. That's right. We're here live tonight with the real Kate Meany tapes. And I've been reviewing these for the last few hours.
I was at the gym earlier. I, you know, I'm just going, I,
I got my notes for all the tapes here. I mean, there's,
there's pages of notes I have here for these Kate Meany tapes where she even
plays the exact tapes that I guess the shit wear is going to try to grift from,
which is like pretty much nothing
What is he about to write down wow
Do you see how cool hearing he is though? He actually seems kind of confident. He wrote notes today
He's ready with this content. It's gonna put out as a pen. Yeah, it's a very different Rob saw that we're gonna see a couple hours
from now where
some things start to catch up with him a little bit, but it starts off like he's he's ready to go.
He's got some breaking news and he can't wait to show it.
Play it for us. I do want to point out the Kate Meany conversation.
And he claims that he has the phone calls that Shulie has.
She has over five has the phone calls that Shuley has.
Shuley has over five hours of phone calls. So Kate did not play that for this guy
while they're on the phone together.
But John comes on the show and right out of the gate,
he's got a joke ready.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stunnery and John Melendez.
John, how are ya?
I'm doing great, Rob.
How are you?
I love the dazzling outfit. Yes. Yes. Did you borrow that from Freddie Mercury?
I did not. I got this, you know, pop culture references with John are incredible. There is nothing from this century ever. Never once will we ever have it. Freddie Mercury. Okay. Got it. Got him good with that
one. He was excited about it too. He couldn't wait to get it out. He mentioned the band
fish recently. Whoa. I mean, I think that's as close as he got. It's impressive. Yeah.
All right. So they're worried about the snipers who will be sniping the show and so John's already to play his intro music
to his show which he has copyrighted and
There's a lot of funny things going on here. Now John's not on video
He's backstage or you can hear his voice
But then when they're ready to get the snipers you see the only way John knows how to play his video to get them.
I hear many people are going to be sniping us tonight. So just give them a taste because
we will be striking channels tonight.
Are you ready? Yeah, I already gave you the, you know.
So now what we're seeing is John's in his stream yard and you see him back there. Oh.
And he's playing this video because the only way he knows how to trigger this video is in stream yard.
It's loaded in stream yard.
So this is his backstage stream yard where he's playing this.
Rob's dancing along to this music cause they're going to get.
There you go.
So I mean, cause here's the thing, Rob,
John couldn't send him that video for him to play.
He has no idea how to just trigger that on his show in any other way
He has to be in Streamy art and he didn't even realize it. He's on the show
So we see that he's in his house, which is impressive. We haven't seen him in his house in a long time
Means he has internet in his house. Yeah, he's in front of the closet. Yes, and
He's wearing one of his dark Brandon shirts
so
very topical great. I'm sure Joe
Biden's doing a lot of great work right now. And John
explains how he came about this tape. This guy emailed it to
him these this audio. And john is an amoron. He had no idea how
to get it over to Rob to play on his show. He only knows one
way to do that. And this was a lot of work to him.
This fell in my lap. And the only thing I'll tell you,
it was a lot of arduous work because what happened is the
guy that sent me these John Doe too,
I couldn't upload them to YouTube.
So last night I had this
fucking horrible experience of having to listen to these. Oh,
yeah, listen to a drunken rambling lunatic. And I had to
tape it from my phone, because I couldn't upload the guy I don't
know what the fuck, you know, format he was, you know, I'm
not good. You know I'm not good
you know when it comes to technical issues. So are you following this so far? He was playing them on his computer so someone emailed it to him. He's playing on his computer and then recording it
with his phone. He had his phone out recording it in order to capture the audio because he didn't
know how to upload that to YouTube. Now, John, there's other services outside of YouTube. You could Google them. There's SoundCloud. There's a million other ways.
You could forward that message to Rob and he could play it on the show. I don't understand why he
needed to get it on YouTube for whatever reason, but this was a huge hurdle he had to overcome.
a huge hurdle he had to overcome. But I was able to tape it and then I still tried
to upload it and I still couldn't upload it
and then Rob I realized I needed pictures
to upload, you can't upload audio.
Yeah.
Probably the problem is I had to fucking,
you know, fucking take, took me like an hour
to put all the fucking pictures of, you know, fucking took me like an hour to put all the fucking
pictures of, you know, this shit together. So it was it was a
lot of work. But hey, revenge is sweet. What's fascinating about
this. And I've been saying this for a while. John's the
stupidest guy I know. But he's lazier than he is stupid. And
the fact that he goes, he's complaining, it took me an hour
to put this video together. Everyone else in the tattle verse or the dabble verse or the shit verse
or the hack verse, I'll spend hours and hours a day editing videos. We don't, no one complains
because there's like really difficult work that they do.
So let's enjoy it.
I hope you do. Cause you know, it's what you're spending a lot of your time doing. And in John's mind, an hour's worth of work is a bridge too far. He's like, I can't believe I
even went through with all this, Rob. I did this all for you. Thanks, John. Yeah. To anyone that's
listening, he's explaining the process of like learning how to ride a bike. Like it was some,
you know, tragic thing that happened to him. I had to try and then get it wrong and then try again
and then look it up and then do something new.
We're aware of how learning works
and we do it a little more often than you,
so it's not as unique an experience for us.
Adam, did you know that YouTube,
you have to upload videos to?
You know that video platform?
That's pretty much what they're known for.
Pretty much, you know, that's their thing. Yeah, I tried to upload videos to You know that pretty much what they're known for pretty much. You know that's their thing
Yeah, I tried to upload a jpeg. It wouldn't take that I tried
Some applications it didn't want my applications up there. I tried beer
And this is his like bit right out of the gate like let me show them all what they've been missing
Yeah, it's so complaining about daily tasks and also he said it. I'm sorry. It's complaining about daily tasks. And also, he said it, I'm sorry,
it's worth noting that, and I need John to explain it to me like a child. How is he leaving
the dabble verse, not admitting defeat? If you're saying that you're only coming back
to get revenge and then go back to hiding. If you've won the war, you don't go back to get revenge and then go back to hiding if you've won the war you don't go back to
get revenge you just start enjoying the spoils and build on that.
And I don't even know if this was this big gotcha that he was hoping for but anyway so
John's explaining why he's not on camera. I, you know, again, I, I'm just like, I don't plan coming
back here. That's why I'm not on camera. Cause I don't want to give the shit way or anything.
Cause really without me, that's all he, so John thinks this isn't giving uncle Rico show
surely AKA the shit wire, anything to work with. I'm always scratching the surface of this two hour video.
Right.
Joe, we don't have to look at how ugly you are
to make fun of you.
You're stupid for so many reasons.
There's so many ways to clown this guy.
Yeah, I think there's another reason
that he's not on video
because he's in top physical condition.
That's true.
You think he'd be shown it off.
Yeah, you would think that.
I think, and I know it's a bit of a reach, but you got to understand Rob Saul gets validation here.
You know, he didn't turn, he didn't write any of the shows, he didn't make the rounds, he stayed loyal. And so John rewarded him. And presumably, anyone that's quote-unquote turned on him didn't get this big get that Rob got.
And this should be a thank you to Rob for A loyalty and B doing the show for free all
of those years.
But because he's such a he's incapable of being a good friend or a good colleague, he
fucks it up for his friend and he doesn't give him the gift.
I swear it's intentional.
It's like he didn't want Rob to succeed too much.
So I won't give him the visual,
so it won't really go viral.
And I'll probably do it myself again the next day
to get whatever money I can,
just so it's not an exclusive for you at all.
Like what an asshole.
And you're right about that.
Seeing John on the screen definitely adds an element,
but the devil verse started
because we were
reviewing his audio podcast and we couldn't get enough of it. And we've been going back
on our Patreon or our YouTube, you joined the channel. We're going back and doing Living
in the Past with Stuttering John, listening to his old episodes from 2018 that were just
audio. And there's plenty to talk about. It's hilarious.
They still do it. Rico's covering old Howard know, old Howard Stern shows and it you don't miss it. I listen to these shows anyway. I don't watch them. He just
doesn't want Rob to have the big get and or he looks so bad and is so drunk.
I'm glad you said that because we're going to see him. I zoomed in on him this time because
he do it. Make another attempt to play the song here to get the snipers with the copyrighted
material.
And so the only way they know how is to show John backstage. I was on the stream yard.
And then of course I wanted to say this as well. You got to play that. You got to keep
that up for me when I need it. The I gave you a cue to tell me when. Okay. Yeah. We're
going to need to constantly play it but There we go
All right, so I haven't muted but there you can see there's John and you know, he's growing his hair out
We've seen him on cameo. We know what he looks like
Probably is in between died jobs. Do you remember the cue I gave you?
No, I don't I thought I was gonna point at you but
It was oof ah oof ah okay
Oh, ha
Watched sent in the moon finally and then I found it a great movie
No, it's ooh. Ah it's
Did he try to say sent of a woman? Yes
fundamental woman
This this fucking guy. He's acting like he's killing it and he's living the best life
He's watching old movies on I don't know some
Probably over-the-air service that he gets from
And that's like what he spends his day doing it and it completely changes his world
He talks about it whenever he sees a movie. Yes, or repeat quotes from it and everything else these guys are a terrible team together
They're like remember you were gonna give me a cue
Yeah, but we never talked about the queue was and so he caught him flat-footed didn't know what to do
You know who wouldn't make a great team
Rob's left hand and John's left hand because they're both autonomous
They exist completely outside of their bodies
and have their own relationships and movements. And it's like a whole puppet show of their left
hands that they have no control over. I bet that's where all the rationality is and they would get
together really well. You are going to see Rob is so fidgety and we've talked about this before with
Rob. He's always on his phone. He's constantly just going through his text messages like I'm getting notes
from people who are annoying the fuck out of me but I'm not getting distracted
by it by any means Ray DeVito I'm not getting distracted by the text that I'm
getting from people I wonder what Ray has to say it's message to me the early
this week when he found out he wasn't getting paid for the Atlantic City gig. What do you think was going to happen? Chancelless to
show about how much you suck. You think he's going to give you money? Who do I know about
any of this stuff? All right. So John has been writing. He comes up with a killer joke.
He's ready to go with this one. And she would send me pictures of Luigi Angelini or Angelino
the fucking other, you know, this. Let me explain what that's trying to say here. Because
Kate Meany is pen pales with Scott Peterson, who murdered his wife and is in prison forever.
And I guess also she loves Luigi
Mangione, right isn't that the guy's name?
Mm-hmm the guy who shot the the CEO
Mm-hmm. All right
She would send me pictures of Luigi Angelini
Or Angelina the fucking other you know this killer. Yeah the guy that shot up the
Health insurance guy, right? Yeah. The CEO of pharmaceutical company,
but she like is in love with murderers,
which makes sense because she's also in love with
surely. I mean, she's in love with killers and you know,
surely is the killer of comedy.
Is it?
You know, she's the killer of comedy is
I would pay any amount of money to have John teach a comedy class, right?
It was a Tom Myers joke. He delivered it so poorly. He had no idea where he was going with that She likes killers, you You know who? Julie's a guy who's kill comedy. He doesn't kind of became survive around.
She really so bad at it.
He is incapable of being intentionally funny. And you could have him at a comedy school
like behind glass with a comedy teacher explaining. Now this is the definition of unintentionally
funny because while he's butchering that joke somewhere in there he saw the name Luigi Mangione and said got it
Angelina Jolie that's funny he's so through the glass he sees everyone
and Rob's so stupid that he doesn't correct him. He doesn't know what's going on. And
he has to hit the stupid just like Chad Zumock. He's got to go over to his road caster and
hit the little drop.
That was a funny, oh, you remind everyone you just heard a funny over here. It's kind
of fucking hacks. All right, let's get to the tapes already. So can we get to the fucking
tapes? I would clear this, this phone call with Kate Meany and who the fuck this guy
is.
Uh, we got one.
I mean, there's there's a lot of tape we have to get to but
we'll go with this.
Well, let's just sweet.
He's so now I had to put all this because you know, I
you know how long this took me to put all because I was like
a fuck.
Uh-huh.
Again complaining about the workload he had Jesus Christ just get to it already man fuck
You know, but okay, so I had to use images so I figure
Why not pictures of you and Kate Meany making out? That's what I use as our cover photo tonight
Well only because she's accusing me of being a
extraterrestrial dwarf. Yeah.
But I will say she couldn't keep her hands off me.
Extraterrestrial dwarf?
Is that what she...
Because I don't know, Kate Meadie, was that funny?
Yeah, it's very funny.
That's pretty good.
Let's hear that again.
Being an extraterrestrial dwarf.
Oh no, he didn't say that.
Extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial. Oh no he didn't say that. Extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial. Extraterrestrial.
Okay. Only because he's accusing me of being an extraterrestrial dwarf. Yeah. But I will say she couldn't keep her hands.
Rob doesn't go, what? He goes, yeah. Right. Some kind of dwarf. That's incredible. I'm going to hear that one more time.
I'm going to let him play.
It's our cover photo tonight.
Well, only because he's accusing me of being an exterrestrial dwarf.
Yeah. But I will say...
It's like when Howard went to satellite, he was exterrestrial.
He was on terrestrial radio.
She couldn't keep her hands off me
Wow, but we met at El Parador and there's a lot more pictures and she was next to me the whole night
We we ate with their arms around each other. I mean so far to say I'm some kind of ugly guy
Well, what does that picture tell you?
It tells me that you can't control your left arm you got played so hard by this one we all know it there's
some pretty funny ideas of what he was trying to say in here extra testicle
extra menstrual from the crater good all. All right. So yeah, John's trying to say that
she had the hots for him, even though he got played and he can't come to grips with this.
He's still pretending that like, no, that one night we were in love. It's a really weird
thing. So getting back to why he's not on camera for this, he has a very specific reason
why he's decided to not be on camera.
Jimmy stored a dollar 99. What's the no John? Are you currently naked?
Is that why you're not on camera? I guess.
Nope. I just don't want cause God forbid I give shit way of four hours to analyze
the booger in my nose. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah.
That'll be a whole week's worth of show or just don't have a booger in your nose
That's also a solution. No
He is not responsible for anything
Only way to avoid these Kate Meady tapes being played is to kill Shooley
No, just don't go out with Kate again, and you won't have a problem, right?
Can't help himself. Oh
This is crazy
right here. So, talking about John's big night with Kate.
This was a big deal. Do you remember this right before
Christmas? All these photos come out and John's got all
these stories about how magical it was and cell phones were
stolen but they were up all night and sleeping in all day.
I slept in a
chair I didn't say that but that's what I heard but this is him talking about
that the Kate Meany stating that she never had sex with Stunner and John but
Johnny you never claimed you had sex with Kate me I never did but here's the
other thing John never claimed he did but he also didn't deny it.
He was trying to play this thing which was like I'll never tell. You know I'm not gonna tell.
When you could have just been like yeah no we didn't sleep together. Which is what you would do
if you don't sleep with a girl. People ask you if you did. Correct. That's all you gotta say.
It's like you know it'd be really weird for Kate who's so much younger than you to sleep with you. Did that happen? No. Thank
you. That's all you gotta say. It said, child was just like, who knows what's going on.
I don't kiss and tell.
He had the affect on way over the top of a schoolboy who just had his first kiss and
is madly in love. And that's what you wanted us to think. Just like you said about Mensa.
Yeah, I know it's a lie,
but it's a lie that I want people to believe so they can just believe it.
You wanted that to be open and it's very telling cause there are moments that
come up,
which are really great where Kate starts starts to say some real stuff about
John and he's immediately, Oh, I got to stop the tape. Stop the tape.
And he just keeps talking over it doesn't want to be very good
very good thank you thank you and he just won't stop you hear it you hear it
this is um this is very enjoyable John you don't need to be on camera you just
need to exist that is true also John I don't care how hot the
chick is you hooked up with I I will not smell your finger.
No, thank you.
So this is the first one the guy sent me right? This is the 12 minute one.
Yes.
Yeah, this is the first one.
So yeah, this is when they first meet and whoever this fucking
guy is is brilliant.
So get played.
All right.
Well, I again, this is a both callers were on a
One party consent line, so this is a one party cassette line
Single where were these people a one party consent line, so
Line yeah, right. I was thinking there
Anything where it's illegal so just say, you know
All right
Okay, okay, okay from the top
Give me
Okay, so right out of the gate it sounds like complete garbage yes
And I knew it would when John was explaining that he was recording it with his phone off his computer Then uploading it and do it on something like all this is gonna sign shit and it did which is hilarious
But also if you were listening closely just now you might have picked up on the fact that Kate the first thing she asked is
Where is this going to be played?
She knows she's being recorded
Where is this going to be played? She knows she's being recorded,
which changes everything, in my opinion.
The reason why the John tapes are so fascinating
is because he didn't think he was being recorded.
He thought he was flirting with a girl that he liked.
That's what makes that interesting.
We just need you to give tablets
for two to count as body.
This is clearly being recorded.
This is clearly being recorded.
So she knows it's being recorded, which changes everything.
And then as they're playing this, everyone in the chat is going, Rob, this sucks.
This audio sucks.
We can't hear anything.
The audio is real low.
People are complaining.
Maybe I could charge playing it from my phone and doing it on there.
But Final Ball said, Kate texted me back already.
Do you guys want to know?
I don't know.
No, here's the thing. Yes. Kate texted me back already. Do you guys want to know? I don't know. No, here's the thing.
Yes. Kate texted you back. That's an ongoing news story that we're going on right now. I guess.
What? They just ignore that. And then John masterfully blames Rob for the audio sucking.
Yeah, the audio is low, but I think he could,
um, can you, can you make it louder? I would have thought that you would have turned the volume up all the way on the
YouTube and on my soundboard. I'm going to try it from my phone now.
Let's see if that'll work. Let's see. Uh,
let me see. Cause I have a separate sound.
It doesn't matter.
I mean, I'm going to try it real quick.
As long as you can see the pictures.
Yeah.
It sounds terrible.
You can barely hear it.
You can barely make it out.
And this was Rob.
He was promoting this early in the day.
This was his big show, his big get.
He couldn't wait to do this.
He didn't test the levels or test his equipment or figure out how to boost the audio. Like you could run that through a piece
of software and boost up all the levels before you play it. There's other things he could
have done too that I want to get into because we're out of the gate. We're listening to
this conversation and no one understands why it's interesting. And everyone with the chest
is like, this is boring. What are we doing? People are saying
This is boring. Yeah, you'd rather hear the same shit on
Julie's channel where you pay and you grift for weeks at a time, but we play it all at once and it's boring
Get a life, sir. Don't worry. It gets really good
See, this is the thing that these two retards don't understand.
Don't play us every second of this boring conversation.
Pick out the parts that are interesting and play those for us
and provide your analysis or whatever you want to say, context around it.
But these guys are just like, no, this is how you run a professional show.
You just play every second of it, even though a lot of it is nonsense.
Even though the first five seconds of it completely negate everything
You're trying to convince us is happening. Why wouldn't you just cut that off? It makes no sense
That's how bad they are at this and John had to edit this
You know be one thing if you just forwarded the files or I was like, okay, here we go
I'll play John edited this and didn't leave anything out didn't think like I should trim this part right here this is the audio boost the audio and
You could do this shit in YouTube too
once you upload it to YouTube you can go in and trim things and edit the video and
It never occurred to them. They don't realize why their show sucks compared to other shows is
because other shows actually added together a package and
Then play that people hear the most important parts
of what they're showing them.
He went out of his way to explain to us many times
how he had to sit through the chore of listening to these
in full multiple times and he knows there is things on there
he does not want to get out.
So why would you send that to Rob?
It's hilarious.
So you're right, I didn't think about that. We're just goes
Oh my gosh, Rob. I had to listen to this whole thing
That's like how they started this it was like well, then why would I want to listen to it if you didn't like it?
Yeah, yeah, you're not excited about it. I'm not weird
It's the same way he keep he can't just say somebody said something rude about me or they were rude about me
He has to say she called me an extra terrestrial midget
rude about me or they were rude about me. He has to say she called me an extra terrestrial midget.
Well now it's funny when you say it like that. I would have had,
it really is just that she's picking on you. You know, if there's stuff,
if Carl, I'm not going to send you a clip that has things where they talk bad
about me that I hope don't get on the air.
I wouldn't send you that clip and just fingers crossed this all works out.
Yeah. But you know who would do that is Cardiff electric never
hello hello how's it going buddy I don't have a lot of time going live at 8
let's wrap this up alright devil verse that TV is that where we find you at 8
o'clock yeah we're watching Chad and KB from that card if that was amazing
today it was the best Sorry it's been taken down
because of copyright strikes,
not because of embarrassment. Right.
That's what he's claiming, copyright strikes.
But we got it. Nice.
Well, speaking of Atlantic City,
guess who else is going to be in Atlantic City?
Yes, I am coming
to AC, by the way. Are you coming
to AC? Alright. Yes, I am.
And I have a lot of people that I can't wait to see.
All right.
Well good.
We have a room for you and AC.
No, no, no.
Someone contacted me is getting my hotel and flight and is paying me.
So I shall be there.
Right.
I'll see you there.
I, so somebody set me up a room. Uh, you know,
I'm outside of Atlantic city, but someone set me up a room in Atlantic city as well. So,
Oh, it's going to be fun seeing pinky and baby fat. So I can't wait. Now I'm calling
bullshit on all of this. I think there's no way John shows up in Atlantic city and who, and who
bought Rob saw a room. Wow. I know the answer to that oh, yeah, it's a short guy with shitty hair
He didn't say how far outside of Atlantic City it was but he said it was outside
He's outside of Lake City, but I think he's staying right at the Borgata
Okay, cuz I think the the short guy who's like lost without John is trying to find a new end
And so he's like oh Rob saw all right I can latch onto this guy and try to make things happen.
Oh, the extraterrestrial midget.
That's the one. Yes. The other one.
So I'm calling it right now.
There's no way John will be in Atlantic City.
If he is, then Aaron Emholl can call me a liar.
So can Chad Zubak, because I don't think there's any way at how
John shows up there.
But if he does, he just made a pretty overt threat to
both Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumach. He just let it be known
that he's coming after them. What was that? What? How old are
these assholes have to be? But to stop talking about getting
into these confrontations?
They'll be they'll be fighting at Brennan's funeral.
Retirement wasn't supposed to be like this.
No, definitely not. All right, this is the clip that sums up this entire show for me.
So what we're going to see here, I sped it up because it's very boring. But Rob is drinking
during the show and
Other things people are speculating on we can get into that and he's just fidgeting with his phone and drinking and letting this audio play Which never even happened. No. It never happened.
I tried it one time, but nothing even really happened.
It's not a regular thing that I do.
He was talking about sex things, and I was like
basically introducing this hot-capping world, and I said something stupid.
And then I even got on MLC, so she
still hated me for going on MLC.
And so after the release of Hot Cac, he got into
Kevin Brennan, but it was really just having to do with some guy who was dating
because he wanted to see that. I actually thought maybe
I should have a relationship with this guy.
That's not slow motion.
That's how he drinks his beer.
That's a regular speed.
You know what I'm talking about?
Rob's doing an important show for him.
He brags how many viewers are there when he starts the show.
And he can't be bothered to stop texting with people on his phone. And he's looking around,
he's grabbing his drink and chugging that down. Like if
you're if the host isn't focused, why should I be
focused? If you don't give a fuck? Well, the meth helps.
Well, this is him getting up and leaving and I fast forward to
this too. A lot of time goes by and then he comes back and
He's got himself some treats
He can't sit there for a two-hour show
We're 220 into this episode No one has got up and walked away yet and if they did there's other people here
He's chewing on something I
Didn't enhance that audio his nasal passages sounded very stuffed up all of a sudden. Mm-hmm
It is very chilly in the Northeast right now
It's very possible. He just has a cold or something, but he was gone a long time comes back with a beer He's eaten something. This is an evening show. This is your big show. You're doing right?
Why do you need to get up and do this? Yeah, you dressed up for it. Come on, right?
Imagine Freddie Mercury just like walked off the stage and got a hoagie
He had all these notes
He's kind of abandoned that part of it so now
that's about an hour and 40 minutes in that we're seeing that and
It's only about a two hour and ten minute long episode Rob is wasted. It's nuts. I
Don't understand
Why
this person would
Trust the the shit wire so much.
Well nobody should.
But now what time we at now?
We are at time for another beer.
3618.
Here we go.
So stuff like that.
What?
Yeah, this is the whole this is where she is in love with murderers.
Which is bizarre.
And by the way, Rob, let me tell you this, when I was on the treadmill
at my gym in New York, she calls me ecstatically
to read Scott Peterson's letter to her.
And he refers to her as Katie. And I'm like, first of all, why do I care? Say to them, well, you're a lunatic. Who the fuck, Rob? Who the fuck? I mean,
who the fuck is pen-palling with a fucking murderer and so Rob is pat actively passing out at this point
He's lean back in his chair his eyes are half closed
His head has to be down. I have to be completely honest. This isn't that far off from the producer Chris
I met at the creep off roast
The interesting part of what John is saying there, I mean, I clipped
this to look at Rob pass actually passing out, but John is talking about how when him
and Kate were flirting back in December, before their meetup, Kate was talking about getting
these letters from Scott Peterson. And remember, John claimed that they fell in love. He was
in love with her.
And now he's going back and going,
can you be with a lunatic she is?
She's writing letters.
She's penpaling with this murderer who was on death row.
It's like, well, which isn't?
Jack, I thought you were in love with her during this time.
That was just one night.
But now because she wronged him, now it's all revenge talk.
It's all his's a He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a
He's a He's a 12 string guitar where the neck is a ghost neck magically no I have one of
those yeah you've never seen a loser okay so even John is taking notice that
Rob is not doing well what the fuck is wrong with this shit yeah it's not I know I'm just I'm agreeing with you, so
That's all that's I just like oh, yeah, John. Hey. Hey. What's up? When'd you get here?
This is so embarrassing again. I can't stress this enough
This was Rob's big show all he got to do was not do what he normally does every night
Actually, he's got
his shit together for this two hours. Well, you think that's why we got the Rob we got?
He couldn't handle the pressure. Maybe this is him totally nodding off. And while he's
nodding off, listen to what Kate is saying, cause this is part of what you were saying,
Adam. I don't think John wanted this to get out now
Serving life without parole
But he's doing another appeal and so he might
Be getting a new trial. Do you believe it? No? Give me the recording answer, the recording answer.
That would be no.
I guess my gut is saying, no, I mean like I like to question it, my gut says he's not.
What about John Melendez, do you think he's guilty?
I think John Melendez is worth, so basically, Shuley and I were like, wouldn't it be great if we could get back to the typical John amongst?
So that's the thing. Shuley is that John
puts your shit out there, but Shuley don't.
Shuley, I can trust. So did you hear that? She goes, do you think Scott Beers is guilty?
She goes, I think John Melendez is worse. And then he's like, what about Shulie? She goes, Shulie, I can trust.
All of that was said while Rob is blackout drunk.
He doesn't know where he is.
And you don't get that way from just drinking those beers
he was drinking.
No, whatever's out of the room.
Yeah.
And so Rob's big beef with me, and the reason
why he was going after me hard is
because I was suggesting that maybe he
was mixing pills and alcohol. Now it turns out the other people who are doing that is every single
person in his chat last night. I was watching his chat and every single person was saying,
holy shit, Rob is taking something. It's, it's, you see, you've seen people like this
before. Oh yeah. It's not good.. No His eyes are shutting themselves. Yes
I feel like both of them don't understand that the dabble verse has not pulled from Eaton College. The dabble verse is
Primarily I'm just gonna say
Populated with people that have some sort of experience in what's happening right now to Rob Saul
Yeah
I know I do, and I know what drunk looks like,
and I know what drunk doesn't look like,
or I know what drunk and something else looks like,
and that was one of the most incredible things
I've ever seen.
If anybody's just listening, you have to watch
when Rob slowly sinks back into whatever he just sniffed
or inhaled when he left the room.
Because you don't get to see things like this in real time,
in a safe environment very often.
This is a man like decomposing right in front of you.
He is no longer present while trying to host a show that he doesn't care enough
about to even turn off the clicking sound from his texting phone. Yeah. He had a book full of notes. If you are listening to the podcast, we will put this up on our YouTube page. It's definitely worth checking this out. And Vito's cradle even says, so Rob is pulling an Ethan Ralph. Not since some Ethan Ralph or even Nick Reketa videos, have I seen someone this fucked up on their live stream?
It's why the Dabbleverse is so great because the only other place to find stuff like this is like
very serious Oscar-winning documentaries. Like there's the one about the lemonheads where the
guy is a heroin addict and he takes you underneath the stage and he kind of does it in real time.
And I've never seen somebody do all of that in real time and have it hit his eyes and then him to just
not be present while still being interviewed.
It's haunting, but he's also a rock star
being interviewed at his show that he just played,
not during the show he's currently hosting.
That is insane.
People wouldn't believe it if you told them.
So this is the last clip I have of this. And then you got to get over to dabble verse dot TV
Although we do are playing a game though before you do that
This is John explaining like
We're probably done here, right? If I were you I would just wait and play the rest because it gets better
This is where she throws Emma
Her friend's mother under the bus and said she just got a man a rehab
But I gotta go cuz I'm gonna go get some to eat
man
Now, are you okay man? You seem like you're tired. I
I'm ready to go to bed, but
Yeah, I would take the rest if I were you I'd save the rest for the mom. You know,
when you're, you know,
I will save the rest. Yeah. Anyway, brother,
I love you and, uh, you know, I'll see you tomorrow.
All right. Thank you, John.
He started out the show by saying, I'm not like, shoot, I'm not gonna like grift.
I have this stuff like like grift and do multiple episodes with it and then it ends with I'll get back to this
There's other stuff. That's really interesting
Oh, I like that. He's like throwing someone into the bus
I've never heard of and no one knows like just doesn't understand what makes his calls with Kate interesting
Yeah, not Emma not the mom of the girl that knows Kate. Nobody cares. Don't care about
that stuff. So yeah, Rob could not keep his shit together last night. Oh, and he did say
Emma in rehab, like just, just to Doc's one of her friends real quickly on my way out
before I go, you won't believe about the rehab. Like he's gossiping, like anyone gives a shit.
Yeah. That's the thing. Nobody cares about the Cape meeting tapes. Cause nobody cares about Kate Meany
or Emma, especially Emma. And it shows you what a good friend he's like, you should probably
do this again tomorrow. And by you, I mean, I'll just do it instead of you by, yeah. And
that's what ended up happening. Right. But breaking news, John is back fully reading
super chats
Not on screen no, no, it's just the avatar but he is he is getting a taste
He's letting his be super chance. I'll say that's a good thing because
Last time when he was gone for a long time his channel got demonetized I remember he had that big problem trying to get it monetized again
So if your channel goes dormant for too long,
I think YouTube takes away your monetization. So yeah,
90 days. Yeah. So smart that John's getting on there and doing, oh,
interesting. Yeah. There you go. That's a good move. All right. Well,
sounds like John's back in the dabble verse.
It current up. Can you hang out and play a game or do you got to go?
Let's play a game. I want to see your faces when you lose. All right.
Well in that case, let's get Annie in here., oh hello. Oh hello, Annie, and we do have
We do have some super tips and super chance to get caught up on I'll do that right after we get into this
Another round of two minutes with Tom I
Am enjoying this one
It's a fascinating game. It is a fascinating game. It's hard. It's a hard game.
Who said it's the hardest game ever?
But this is certainly a difficult one.
It's time for everyone's favorite new, new game show.
Two minutes with Tom.
What did Tom say next? Welcome back.
Our next comedian has been on
this program a number of times
and he's back with us again
tonight.
He travels all over the country
as well as appearing on films
and television shows.
Please welcome back my friend
Tom Myers, ladies and gentlemen.
All right everybody good to be here. I'm here in Montgomery County of course home
of the speed camera. Yeah my god I actually love speed cameras. I do because
it's a great way because when an actual police officer pulls you over, it's
a, what does a ticket cost?
Like 150, 200 dollars.
You get one of those little speed citations in the mail, 40 bucks.
I love it.
What did Tom say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, I get a little picture of me driving my car for my online dating profile.
B, it's like getting pulled over by Sam's Club.
Next, I can drive two times as fast and still save money.
Four, it's like getting a Christmas card.
And lastly, I can try to beat my high score like Pac-Man.
Okay, my initial analysis on this is that it's four
because four is the least funny one and kind of actually had some pretty good punch lines here. I don't think that would come
up with trying to make them bad. Uh, what do you think Adam Bush TVs, Adam Bush? Well,
you know, intellectually, I feel like it has to be lastly because there's two
Unnecessary bad punch lines there to beat my high score hold for laughter like Pac-Man hold for laughter none of it being funny
But I don't know next just feels right I can drive two times fast and still save money. Okay math joke
It's what you're going for
It's the same formula to a little bit. Yeah
Annie what do you think? I think
it's number one. I get a little picture of me driving for my dating profile. Yeah. That
did sound plausible. What do you think producer Chris? I also went one. All right. I seem
to be in the minority on this one. Let's find out two minutes with Tom March. I mean not everybody shares the same sentiment that I
Something really special in this clip card if I got to see something I've never seen before which was Tom walking in the water and walking up to this
Aggressively taking up a lot of space it looked like he was holding something very important and fragile and it was
just one of those little half bottles of water, tiny ones.
Tuky said it last night. He's like,
we don't want to see Rob talking about Kate's tapes.
We want to see him in the wild. We want to see him on the jitney.
That's what I want to see with Tom. I just want to see him at the supermarket.
I would pay a lot of money to see that. Oh my gosh.
We used to have on the wheel of Consequences on the creep off,
we have to travel to Tom's restaurant that he's the host at in Baltimore. That'd be amazing
to see him working like a regular job. Because he's so autistic. I don't know how we'd interact
with people. It'd be amazing to watch. I want to see what the other waiters and waitresses
think of him and how their eyes roll when he walks away
And the looks they give each other when he's telling people
Things that are going on yeah
There is something very interesting about this clip if go back to Tom and I want you to pause it and I need to
Set something up for you
No, like anywhere yeah
Over mom it's a what does the ticket cost like
20s here holy shit. That's how old this is
Yes
20s
His hair doesn't look any different no
That's crazy. You know most people just abandoned the trying to have hair thing
Most yeah
Yeah Trying to have hair thing most yeah Yeah
And it's funny when you're a little kid and when you're really old are the only times where you're really wearing like an ill-fitting
Suit like like here. He looks like he's in his grandfather suit or he's a grandfather in a suit
Yeah, it's one of the other it's not a man in his 20 pounds
Yeah, it's one of the other it's not a man in his 20 pounds. Yeah, like yesterday
As you get us one of those little speed citations in the mail 40 bucks. I love it It's like getting pulled over by Sam's Club
And what 20 year olds are making sure about the same cell and speeding I'm sorry like who is this material?
This is life
He's bringing the boom!
Sorry.
As always this material is for Tom and Tom only.
Yes.
Cameras, like a lot of friends think it's too much government overreach and when they talk about government overreach
They always bring out the comparison of the Hitler, you know, oh, I tell you what today. It's speed cameras tomorrow
It's turning into Nazi Germany
Like like I've watched a lot of documentaries on the History Channel all the stuff I've seen about Hitler
nothing about speed cameras all right and even if there were small in
comparison to everything else he did yeah that's I think we should give him credit
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If I had thought that through a little bit more, he already established in his setup
that you're not actually getting pulled over.
You're getting this in the mail.
And then he says, it's like getting pulled over by Sam's club.
Total Thomism.
You're right.
Damn it.
I know.
I feel stupid too because I picked one that has nothing to do with money.
It's about money.
And I, I'm a fucking idiot. All right. I want to get to some recent reviews that we have any, any? Yeah, I got
two for us. Okay. So we're going to read some, we're going to read a couple of reviews and
you know, we tell people to give us five stars wherever you review podcasts. We appreciate
that. But then you can shit all over us in the comments section, which is fun. and confuses people and it's fun to read. But then we try to figure out if these
people actually don't like us or if they like us when any reads the review. The first one today
comes in from Panzer 23 UC on January 24th time to update my review, which by the way you can do.
If you left a review in the past, go update your review. Oh, nice. Thank you. The Carl universe
continues to provide an outstanding level of banal content. Producer Chris is the only bright spot left in this
dead galaxy. I pray that his soul can sustain the continued mental and emotional abuse and
giant cans afflicted upon him by the club-footed capuchin. I'm gonna guess that's a five star
review. That's a five star review. Nice thank you. And that's how you do it. I like that you can go back and do that again. It probably helps the algorithm which I'm told is important
Yeah, formally it said fuck producer Chris
They've grown out of
The next one comes in from one two three nine oh seven seven seven on January 19th great great
Very good man a few words thought I could get a sip of my beer during that one but I was wrong so that would be a five star
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Nice, I was gonna give you a chance to plug but is that I gotta go so I'm sorry
I actually have to step out my friends here and my dinners here
So thank you all for having me a great seeing you Adam. Bye everyone. Bye, Annie
Well, I wanted her to have a clear chatter clear water Chad moment right there where she thought she was off
But she wasn't that was that was well snuck her had to fight to get my plugs in
My still on am I still on she made up the second review it didn't just say great
Well what I was gonna say before I was so
rudely interrupted by a review girl is this Sunday, why you
want to have notifications on this Sunday, there will be a
special during the Super Bowl halftime show on our channel
that you can tune in for and watch during that dumb
halftime show tune into us because Christian and Eric from
one of these broadcasters have put together
a show for us. I actually recorded a segment for it today and I'll give you a little bit
of a hint. It's a cameo from Stuttering John that no one's ever seen. Awesome. And
Shulie was out with us too. All right. To react to that. So that's worth checking out
on Super Bowl Sunday at halftime. Watch for that on our channel. All right. Let's listen
to some voicemails and then we'll sneak out of here
sup Carl it's normal talking John you know John I just been said before but
John is like making me rethink my my drinking Like, I don't drink that much.
So like, he makes me want to like, just quit.
And then I listen to you.
And mainly you, not Chris, but mainly you.
And I also want to quit.
So, thank you, fuck you, bye.
Also, proof of life of Croge.
Please tell him'm high band practice
I'll stop it boomer. Bye. All right, we'll do
We we saw croche last night at band practice indeed. We sure know is he here now
Good we can help people stop drinking no problem at all
Hey, Carl
This is just a reminder
that Chad Zumock is not interesting.
You seem to have forgotten, so I guess we gotta remind you
maybe every two years or so.
He's not interesting at all.
He's really boring.
Stop talking about it.
And then I have a message for Adam Bush.
Adam, the reason why you don't dream
and why you don't get a good night's sleep
while eating gummies is because
THC blocks the production melatonin and
When you supplement melatonin, that's why you're dreaming because you're finally getting the melatonin that you need
So stop taking gummies to your bed. Love you. Goodbye
All right
You know that. Jum. Fuck.
Right. Interesting.
You didn't know that.
You dumb fuck.
Don't tell me how to run my show.
So I've taken gummies that have both THC and melatonin in them.
Yeah.
What does that do?
Just fucking they fight each other in my brain all night?
Explains a lot.
He's absolutely right about THC and dreams.
It's true.
Oh, okay.
Now we know.
Oh, someone's calling me out for being an idiot.
Remember last week we talked about ant natalism. Mm-hmm on the show
Yeah, apparently I brought up a very dumb thing
Your cringe of the week this week Carl I
Didn't really know what anti natalism was
Kind of figure it out from the name against babies
And then you had to figure
out if that's any different than nihilism, antinatalism versus nihilism. Carl, did you
ever see the Big Lebowski? There were literally nihilists in that and they said that we believe
in nothing Lebowski. It's right there.
There's no moral truth, there's no nothing.
There's no true anything.
You're a fucking idiot.
Please call me back.
You never call me back.
All right, well, that's why,
because you called me an idiot and stuff,
but thank you for schooling me on that.
I thought it would be a similar thing.
I was wrong.
I was way off, apparently.
Or maybe he's a nihilist and he just doesn't care hey it's Sergio from Providence so you're talking about
the magic mine mine product the promo code is Jan and I just gotta ask who the
fuck is Jan and what does she have to do with WATP? Love the show call keep
kicking ass sorry about the bills cheers thank you very much I appreciate that
yeah it was the, the month of
January was the, the promotional offer we were talking about the, the great Seamus.
Ahoy, ahoy. Great Seamus here. Hey, boner guy. I do not appreciate you completely dismissing
Chris's testimony about my very normal balls. The other thing I also do not appreciate is that I obviously,
of course I know the real name of my future ex-wife. Like, I'm not giving out, you know,
paywalled information from the Patreon like you are to all these freeloaders.
And also, I do not care how your doctor says that you've got such a big, meaty, girthy,
veiny, throbbing...
What was I talking about?
Yeah. I Was I talking about yeah? Probably hi Chris
You're great. I miss Kindy and also I was probably gonna say Carl's account
Call me back miss Kindy who misses Kindy
That all about a
Lot of rivalries happening within our our voicemailers Adam
A lot of rivalries happening within our voicemailers Adam
Thought a fight anybody gonna check on Seamus. Are we just gonna let that kiss Christ for help come in many different forms
We'll probably see you in Vegas again looking forward to it
boner guy calling it Go bills. Hey Kyle. I've been getting into Weezer. They've got some good songs, haven't they? But aside from that
I've been listening, you know
What is it with Stuttering John still making vague threats of violence even on his cameos and
Obviously Rob Saul swinging back and forth and being so rude
particularly about the gorgeous Jenny Jingles
What's with these homies dissing your girl? Why do they got a front?
Well I think we should all just vote for Carl at the creep off dot com.
Agreed! Vote for Carl at the creep off dot com. I don't remember my creep this week but I
bet I brought it. I bet I was good. Gary in San Diego, Colin. Hey, Carl, I gotta hand it to you. You're a marketing genius. Last week I called in about John doing cameos in cars, drinking beer. And once you heard it, you tweaked it, you fine tuned it. You said no, it should be cameos in cars drinking Coors.
I'm like, oh my God, that's brilliant.
Anyway, I'm thinking once Jerry hears that
with the new twist, drinking beer,
he's gonna tap John to, I mean drinking Coors,
he's gonna tap John to be his opening act
with Caesar's at 10,000 a week.
That'll lead up to John and Jerry teaming up to write a new series.
Just like Jerry did with Larry David, John could be his new writing partner about some
whacked out buffoon in Cape Coral who does nothing but yell about his grievances all
day 365 days a year.
I could see that as a series based on stuttering John.
Rock and rolla.
John should be a cartoon if you're gonna create
a show about John,
because people wouldn't believe it otherwise.
Do you remember Spitting Image?
They did that, yeah.
Well, Land of Confusion video is a BBC thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the puppet that Lockie, he made, very, very close to that.
But that kind of show about John, I feel like would be really great.
All the characters in his life as those spitting image puppets.
Yeah.
That could be something.
That's so great that Adam brought that up because I had to
Show my daughter the first land of confusion and yeah, I'm like and then it became the TV show that last two minutes
Yeah, and this guy made a puppet and it looks like it could be from spitting image. So completely. Oh
By the way, Judy Gary's wife
agrees
Hey, hon that Carl is so smart.
I just love comedians in cars drinking Coors.
Why didn't you think of that?
Carl owned a marketing company.
He's just too smart for me.
He's a genius.
Rock and Roller.
I think I read it in the chats.
But thank you Judy and Gary. I appreciate it read it in the chat. But thank you, Judy and Gary. I appreciate
it guys. You're the best. Oh, this guy is calling into Shuli show apparently. Hey, surely
can't hear. Listen, I really think it's time that we take Carl down getting a little too
small. Just, you know, there's big choppers in those club feet. I really think you know since he's stolen your bit
And you know it's kind of jealous of your success that you know, it's time to get him. So let's box him
Let's get a stutter and John. Oh shit. I'll never
Goddamn is this what's going on?
I don't like people taking sides like that
I don't like people taking sides like that. Paco calling into the show. We'll see him in Vegas.
Yeah. Yeah. What's up, Carl? This is Paco, you know, just chilling and stuff. You know
what I'm saying? Listen to the show. It's a good show. It's a great show. It's probably
my favorite podcast, you know, that I've ever heard. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know,
man, that you're doing good.
Thanks, man.
You're doing great, bro. Appreciate it, you know
And I don't like that you try to you know
When you watching Kevin Brennan and Chad Zuma I don't like that you feel like you got to explain to these fucking levels
Why the fuck you know, you're doing what you do. They just don't understand bro
But uh, yeah, it's a good show still, you know, it's still very good show. Shout out to Kroger.
I miss him so much. I just wish I could hear him on another show.
Shout out to Kroger.
You should have him on your show Paco. He likes talking music.
He'd probably come out and do that. I should probably go back on Paco show again soon.
It's been a little while.
We broke down the Primus Brown album on his show.
Nice.
Yeah, that was fun.
Hey, just wanted to let you know
that I tried an espresso martini the other night
for the first time and it was on a date night with my wife.
It was after she sucked my dick and gave me a great blow job
where it came in her mouth
And we went out to dinner had the espresso martini went back to our house and had a lot of sex
We were both drunk and caffeinated, which is great and so I want to let you know that I'm a fan. I endorse them
Also quite a while ago. I gave my wife a preview of your show and her only review really was I don't like that guy's voice referring specifically to you Carl so there you go so wait this
guy just called in to brag about getting sex with his wife and then he insulted
me at the end that's the long and short of it yeah it's not what this voice line
is for it's a specific fetish you're not using that correctly you know it's funny if you listen to the stuttering sex past YouTube clips you can hear Carl's voice
Starting you know, he speaks very calmly
But you can hear the progression of how angry
John makes you to the point where it just breaks one day and just has stayed there ever since in this permanent like
Outrage that we all feel because we all went through the same journey
It's so true if you listen back to the like first couple seasons of WATP
Yeah, very much calmer demeanor back then it was more ponderous then yeah
Yeah Yeah, very much calmer demeanor back then it was more ponderous then yeah Yeah, and if John or any of these people were actual comments comics
They would pull this and show that the way we can show how John has morphed into this
You know space dwarf episode 600 coming up guys. Let me go suck and episode 600
We're gonna be doing a little review of W ATP. How about a spinning image?
Carl puppet. Oh no. Yeah. Catching up on the last couple of programs. You get a great program
that Adam Bush agreed. Wonderful program. But then we get Vinnie Orson, Wells, Polino. I mean,
that is what it is. But then during both of these programs, we're subjected to fucking bloody ass again.
Twice in a row.
If you want to pepper it in once in a while, that's fine.
But we gotta get it twice?
Let me explain something.
Bloody ass cannot suck enough.
It's annoying, it's repetitive, it fucking sucks.
And the next time it's played, you're the one that's going to be responsible for a
toddler being put through a fish tank.
Fuck off.
All right.
I guess that guy doesn't enjoy it. And the next time it's played, you're the one that's going to be responsible for a toddler being put through a fish tank.
Fuck off.
All right.
I guess that guy doesn't enjoy Bloody Ass.
You know, there's a while we were getting all these different versions of that song.
I don't know what I'd do with them on the board, but I was just looking to see if I
could find the metal version or something.
But that's a great song.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think he would have a little sympathy.
Yeah, he's got a bloody ass over here.
Adam, what can we help you promote, my friend?
You can help me promote who are these podcasts next Wednesday, if you'll have me here.
I'm having such a blast. I would love to come back next Wednesday
and tie up a lot of these loose ends that we have left dangling here in all of these
wars
relationships and loves awesome. Yes, you will be here again on
Wednesday blind Mike's gonna be on this Saturday. I
Believe Lucy tight box will be dropping by very nice. So we'll have a great program. We'll see you again next week Adam
Thanks so much, buddy. Thank you
Yes, thank you for tuning in bye
Are we done here I I think we are.
I gotta go.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
I don't know who gives a shit.
Why am I even still doing this?
I'm out of here.
Man, that was a good episode.
That was a good episode.
I enjoyed that.
Okay, bye.
Oh right, yeah sorry.
You got nothing? Uh...
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