Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep595 - The Broskie Report

Episode Date: February 9, 2025

Brittany Broskie is one of the most famous TikTokers of all time and that’s pretty much all you need to know about TikTok. On her podcast it’s just her and her laptop. She sings songs, makes faces, Googles stuff, and argues with herself. Oh, and she also throws out some hot political takes. Blind Mike and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to try to figure out if Brittany is drinking too much caffeine. Stuttering John came back on his channel to expose Kate Meaney and I have no idea what he exposed or how we’re supposed to feel about Kate. The Hawk Tuah girl finally made her return to her podcast but then immediately took the episode down for some reason. Lucy discovered Pranknet, the craziest prank phone callers of all time, and she plays us a couple of wild examples. Chad Zumock’s attempt at putting together a live podcast completely failed and he’s not only taking zero responsibility, he’s blaming me. Cardiff joins the show as we play another round of Two Minutes With Tom, get caught up on Internet News, and listen to your voicemails. Blind Mike’s links - http://blindmike.net/ Lucy’s website - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Cardiff Electric – http://dabblerverse.tv/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A show hosted by Brittany broski. Brittany broski has 1.9 million followers on Instagram. She has 7.5 million followers on tick tock. Her main YouTube channel has 2.9 million followers on Instagram. She has 7.5 million followers on TikTok. Her main YouTube channel has 2.5 million subscribers and this channel, The Borowski Report on YouTube has 958,000. This is a very famous person that we're talking about right here. Yeah, and it's funny, like I get she has a lot of followers

so maybe that's just why, but her name was very familiar to me and I couldn't put my finger on why I knew her Because there are people with more followers that haven't crept into my world But her name did stick out to me when you sent it over. Okay, I can't figure out why well I think for what we just said, I mean there's 7.5 million I listened to it and it's not a podcast that would creep into my Zeitgeist at all all I don't think well

She was for a long time a lot of people refer to her as like one of the most famous tick-tock people I think in 2019 she was in like top two tick-tock earths Okay, now the tick-tock that made her famous you grabbed this for us. Yeah, and so this is 2019 Yes, we're going back to this is 2019 So this tick-tock created her into a meme and this is basically it's called kombucha girl She is trying a cream soda flavored kombucha Yeah, and then she makes some funny faces after she tries it This is this is what it takes to become a multi-millionaire and world famous in 2019

It really smells like a public restroom. It smells like a public restroom. You know what? No. Well, I'm glad we started with that because the way this podcast felt to me was like a long form TikTok video. It's very manic and it seems like she talks in TikTok videos. All right. Reminded me a little of a Trisha Paytas. I don't know. That's yeah. Now I'm going to talk about this thing, but I'm only going to talk about it for 32 seconds. Okay. And now we're going to talk about this thing and I'm going to tell you about this. And so this,

this recent episode that she put out, I want to show you how she starts the show by making some funny faces, just like we saw in that tick tock. Oh boy. We're in for a treat. Hey guys, just doing a quick millennial cringe warmup this morning. Okay guys, here's my five step millennial cringe facial warm up for the morning. You're gonna hit one of these. Then you're gonna hit one of these. Oh my God, they used to love that one.

Really, you tuck your front lip. So if you've got a front lip, where's your back lip, do you think think I can show you some back lips? Anyway, sorry. What a bizarre format for her. Just be sitting in front of her computer and rambling on and on for 4550 minutes. And I don't know that she's as young as she wants to come across because she made me feel old for a second where she said

something like, she's like, Oh, my God, I'm such a millennial. What am I going to start quoting the office next? Yes. And I was like, Oh God, am I ancient? I quote the office. And then later she mentioned her age. I'm only six years older than her. She's 27. You're not that young. Right. Yeah. She was born in 97. So she was born. I'm sorry. I she's 27 years old. I thought that she was at least 35 Yeah I thought it was a dude I could say something nice in that This is an act that she's doing and watching it for the hour and change that I did.

It simultaneously made me grow and lose respect for her as I was watching it, because you jump in and... Sorry, I'm going to say something nice about her. I'm sorry, please carry on. You jump in and think, oh, this is just a mindless hole. Like she has nothing to say. And then what I realized is it was an act. Like that's not her real personality, which made me respect her as a human being more. I'm like, oh, she's not that dumb.

But then I also realized it's a grift and she's scamming people into believing that she's something she isn't. So I went I looked her up a little bit. And one of the things that I learned I can't remember which university she went to but it was an acclaimed university and she graduated magna cum laude So she clearly is intelligent and some way She seems she seems there's smart as I want to come across. She's also a licensed insurance agent. Oh, I did a little research myself That's pretty good. Did you get some insurance today?

She was fired from her job when she went viral on tik-tok Because they thought it was a distraction. Yeah, she mentioned that that could be the reason Her name would have come across my radar. I guess but I'm sure I'm sure years ago. I defended her This is both freedom of speech But this woman's so insurance it's her passion in life What's wrong with these monsters? Fat cats. Where do you want to start, Mike?

You grabbed a bunch of clips from this show. Well, my clips kind of go in order and tell a story of the journey I went on. So I guess we can start with clip one. Great. Where right out of the gate I was like, oh, this is an insufferable lady. Why does she put some pop in there? Okay, tastes fine. I was like, oh, this is an insufferable lady. Why should I taste fine? But then again, oat milk, I guess is bad because there's

There's palm palm tree oil in it Turning into a fucking plastic carton, there's plastic in my blood. I don't know. Everything's like, have you tried the viral milk replacement? Fucking, fucking macadamia nut milk. And I'm like, oh, great. So I guess, oh, milk's out. So I go look up what's in macadamia nut milk plastic. Oh, perfect. So this plastic's better for me than the other, plastic. Okay, thank you for clearing that up. Kind of a female chrystalia is what you remind me of where it's like I'll just do voices and people think I'm saying something interesting. I didn't pick up on that but you're right

it's very much that vibe and it's probably the same audience that enjoys this kind of thing too, finds this funny. I'd imagine so yeah at times. I was thinking she could fit in on good pud. Yeah. Oh, yeah There's a lot of bad noise mm-hmm Well, I think there's a reason for that that I figured out pretty early on and once again How much caffeine is in a red bull 80 milligrams per 8.4 fluid ounces? What is this this 8.4 fluid ounces? What 80 that's really not a lot. That's less than a cup of coffee. How much caffeine in an espresso shot? 64. Okay, so let's do 64 calculator. 64 times three plus 80. Fuck me. Okay, so. Okay, so we've got 272 milligrams of caffeine right now in my system. Yay!

So she's ODing on caffeine. She complains about having a bloody ass. I think that might be part of it right there. Maybe not cool it obvious espresso shots at some point But I think that's part of the manic energy and the attention deficit thing that I'm seeing because it's constantly like She'll think of a thought and should go on Google back What is this thing that I'm thinking about and then it's like I don't know like fucking prep that shit ahead of time that you'll Have the answers are there's a lot of that and something I say about Chris Lillia, too is I think that is a it's a Broadcasting by yourself does drive you insane Like there are very few people that are good at like Tim Dillon is very good at it

But even he's kind of playing to his producer Burr used to be very good at it But like it's pretty rare to have someone that can just sit in front of the camera and be interesting for an hour plus a week And so like she has this thing where there's no filter, no one's reciprocating and finding the things she says interesting. So she just goes down this manic route. Lizzie, what did you find out about this show? Do you have a clip that maybe sums it up or anything like that? I lost my mind when I saw the intro of the episode that I was watching.

So in my clip one, this is how she starts out the show. And I couldn't believe after hearing this that I was gonna have to watch another hour and 20 minutes of her. Direct from the Broski Nation headquarters in Los Angeles, California. This is the Broski Report with your host, Brittany Broski.

Physically fit, physically fit, physically, physically, physically fit, that's not a physically fit. Right, right, fantastic, physically, physically, physically fit, I said I physically fit. Right? Fantastic. Right? She goes on. Do you see what I mean? It's like a fucking TikTok video. That was very TikTok. Jesus Christ. Did she also get fired from the theater club?

Oh, she is a theater kid. Thank you for reminding me. The research I was doing, yes, she grew up very much a theater nerd. No shit. Yeah. She grew up very much a theater nerd. No shit Yeah, and it does show Yeah, yeah, I I completely agree with you guys. She just has this stream of consciousness thing going on and Sadly this wasn't the only time that she sings in the episode that I checked out so in my clip to It's just more of that stream of consciousness followed by more singing and then another hour of that if you're if you're watching this Right now I'm in Paris right now. Okay Paris France. That is to say not Paris, Texas, which is also a real place

It's interesting that she likes to sing so much because it turns out she might be Isotope fan someday soon. I'm on this wave now where I'm trying not to listen to music with words in it. I'm trying not to listen to too much music with words in it. That's cool, man. I dig it. Smart. You keep our band out of your ears.

No! It's not the last band we have a chance at, Chris! While we're on this- No, it's not the last bad we have a chance at Chris. While there is something that was ingrained in like young girls, I think maybe of my generation where like, if you sing your sentence, it's funny. I don't know if that started with like Zoe Deschanel or who who encouraged people to start doing that. But there is a thing where it's like, I'll just sing. And that makes what I'm saying funny somehow, or interesting or or it's, I think it's a social anxiety thing too.

And not to get too deep on this, but there's a whole generation of people who grew up staring at their screens all day long. And so they don't really know how to interact with each other. They're just watching Tik Tok videos and then they're trying to have human communications. They just burst into song or start dancing around because that's what everyone Tik Toks fucking do. And so they're just like, I guess this is what people do. I was like, no, it's not. Stop it.

It's embarrassing. I have one more singing clip, my clip three. Oh, so you hate us. Yes, I do. What else do they have? If I love insanity, why are you my daddy? Stop damn that was fucking good now Lucy's trying to get fired Like yeah, what did you pull clips up hopefully not singing? Well clip 2 is another thing that annoyed me about her.

And that is the another thing that a lot of women follow. Sorry, Lucy, but like, Hey, if I just say that like I took a shit this morning because I'm a girl, that's pretty funny. Could I get the oat milk? Okay. You are at the bottom of the food chain. That's what you're admitting. Okay, my gut bubbles when I smell milk. That's what you're telling them. You're communicating that in a roundabout way. And there's something very humiliating about that. It's a humiliation ritual. Okay, when I'm like, could I get the almond milk? Oh, you're a puss? Yeah, yeah,

sometimes, sometimes my, my butthole kind of bleeds. What? Like, sometimes I have milk and then the rest of my day's ruined. I have to stay home. Just one of the guys. For me, I'll actually have a fucking reaction. So yeah, I guess that's what I was referring to earlier. We're selling. She has some issues going on and maybe she should change up her dietary habits.

Well, she's trying to with the oat milk. Right, but it has plastic in it. I'm following. I know. I'm sorry guys. I am following. I promise you. Let's keep going, Mike. Okay, so clip number three is kind of, sorry to go back to what Lucy was doing, but you're going to be really annoyed by this one, I imagine. Where every time I taste the watermelon Red Bull, I also taste Tito's vodka. And I am a fan of both of those things individually, but not together. I would not recommend. Because on TikTok, people were like, watermelon Red Bull vodka? It's basically like a watermelon Jolly Rancher. And I was like, and me as a 27 year

old woman was like candy candy candy. 27. Okay. Don't run. Wait, don't walk to try the watermelon Jolly Rancher fucking sugary drink sugary purple in your diaper drink. Me like, okay, where can I find that? And suck my cock. Isn't it cute? Yeah, it's a, it's really neato. I've never been in a conversation with someone in my real life day to day where they said, so I saw this thing on Tik TOK, but I hear it in podcasts non-stop these people's personalities and the news of the day is all based on what they saw at tik-tok

that morning there's there's a Lot of that to where like there's got to be a generation of people on tik-tok that must think Like if you just roll around and talking a funny voice about shitting yourself like that will be the next George Carlin We'll be talking about the legacy of guy that rolls around and shit on stage Yeah, this is another example of just you know talking about seeing things on tik-tok Yeah, so just wanted to get that out of the way as I saw a tick-tock this morning about brought me to my knees I Can't even imagine knowing someone who would say that I

Saw a thing on tick-tock that brought me to my knees. I'm like yourself out of my house I'm the one to find the woke dad videos if you were happen to be on tick-tock when you saw those That's true. That's a good you have to be in a chair. That's a good point Alright Mike, let's get back on track with what you brought Another thing that I was puzzled by were her transitions where like to keep on the tik-tok theme You could go from her talking about Red Bull and shitting to like socio-economics.

And so clip four, I found to be a bizarre transition. Okay. Here's some housekeeping very, very quickly. Of course, the last two episodes were pre-Trump inauguration. Hey, I didn't realize how bad it was going to get. But a message to the general populace, especially during Black History Month, is that he does not have as much power as he would like us to believe. There are still laws and regulations in this country to keep him in check. Of course, he's sort of blasting through these executive orders, but ultimately there are three branches of government to keep that power in check.

So. Out of nowhere, she's having this serious conversation. And then I'm like, oh, maybe this is a more, she starts off a little wacky and then she settles in to politics. But then my clip five, right back to where I assume she would be for the whole podcast. All these fucking, you know, constitutionalists and all these like freedom, freedom is the

biggest. Okay. Just we have to have faith that like he will not win is what I'm trying to say. You know what I mean? So my message is have have faith and Keep the hope and we move forward and that's honestly a segue point into something I want to talk about later, which is books because I have book recommendations But we'll fight we'll move on from fuck Donald Trump to

happier news Congratulations to Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter for winning the Grammy for album of the year there's zero direction on this thing whatever thought comes into her head next that's what she's gonna say I blame caffeine but not only that like the tone of her going oh my god can you guys believe Beyonce won't that I'm fine with cuz that's that fits her You're right. They're going hey gang. I'd like to take a break and say we all just need a little faith

You know, I think things seem pretty grim right now, but if we all just keep believing it's like well, what is this? Why not keep that same energy when you're shitting on Trump? I want to report that a judge has blocked the executive order So we're gonna have to go to court over that And figure out what they're gonna do, but oh my god, Beyonce Also my buttholes bleeding yeah, I think we've sucked up the show but Black history wealth is Trump done away with that yet. He's accomplished a lot He's got four years He's winding up for it next year.

That would be a really funny troll. Lucy, what else? You got any non-syncing clips? Yeah, I do. I had a very similar one to Mike's here where she is talking about art and she's talking about art history and she's analyzing this beautiful painting. And then in my clip forward, she just goes off and talks about going back in time. And they're painting with this level of accuracy and detail. If I could go back in time to any period, I think I would want to be in like... either 18... No, I take that back. Actually, why would I bring this up if I didn't have an answer? You know what I mean? Why would I suggest it if I didn't

have an answer? I'm sorry to you guys for that. I'll apologize to you guys for that. I feel god awful if I could go back in time because I'll say a few different options but just know that I'm lying. I don't mean any of these. Glad she caught herself. She caught herself and then she immediately went back to the question. She did not catch herself. I don't have an answer for that. Or do I? It's I mean, it's completely mind boggling to me how much she just goes from one topic to

another. In my clip five, she gets on this etymology kick for a bit, but then just continues the stream of consciousness. Where do you think yanking my chain comes from? Like you gotta be yank. Are you yanking my chain? Etymology is my passion. Etymology is my passion. It's what I think about a lot. It's where my mind always goes Don't go changing you know my song of the week. It's from the Shrek 2 soundtrack. I didn't include that one for you You're welcome. Thank you Wasn't that a Billy Joel song that she started singing is that on the Shrek 2 soundtrack is that what it's known for? Okay, that's really when people discovered Joel as I recall She really likes Shrek too. That's really when people discovered Joel, as I recall.

I think you might be adding something with that. So there's a lot of fact checking herself, where she says something and she's like, wait a second, is that correct? And kind of doesn't matter, but she has to stop and go on Google. Well, it's called Shakespeare and Company in Paris, and I went with my mom. There is a line out the door to get in, first of all. And I was like, well, what the fuck's so special about this place? It's got great history there.

Walt Whitman, I believe, used to frequent it. Now let me go ahead and fact check that. Shakespeare and Company. Why famous? I love, why use many word when few word do trick. My final four. I have a fuzzy mustache and glasses. A Harry Potter scar appears on my forehead. No, please. That's how I feel. Jesus Christ. She's gonna look up something as you turn into a theater kid right before our very eyes She morphed into one I have to Thoughts at all right look at her fucking hairline. I know her hairlines bizarre

Yeah at times she looks like Tom Myers. You know you know what it is. It's the opposite of Aaron Emholtz you know what it is? It's the opposite of Aaron Emholtz. Picture Aaron. That's where she has hair. Right, the opposite of a widow's peak. Yeah, it's so bizarre looking. But anyway, that research that she did on this bookstore in Paris, thank God that paid off because she starts reading Google results to us. And was renamed Shakespeare and Company in 1964 by George Whitman. Okay, so is George Whitman Walt Whitman? Walter Whitman Jr. Okay, so that's actually not maybe George. Maybe it's his son. It's his sibling. George, George Whitman. It's his brother. How cool? Yeah. Neat-o. Did that start with

Did that start with is George Whitman Walt Whitman? Yes. That famous question. Is it a man? Well, she's gonna get to the bottom of it, Mike. So that was helpful. There could be a lot of time saved if she just had

a producer. She wouldn't have to go on those manic like it would be like if she just drifted off like that and some of you go Yeah, they're actually two different people. It's like oh good I don't have to spend 15 minutes a lot of times people just have that one first name a lot of times That was the my clue. I didn't even look it up. I'm gonna tell you Mike I think that she likes that this is part of her show like I think that this is her format Oh, yeah, you're definitely right because she can obviously afford the podcast does very well So she doesn't need to do it alone, but she is very proud of herself. She thinks very highly of herself And I remember being like am I just an idiot? Am I not that funny? But no

She's like it gets herself a second, but then realized no no. That's not the case at all. I'm always hilarious. Everyone knows that. And then, Mike, you have a clip on here. I don't know if you want to go there next where she catches herself with a crutch word. Oh, yes. Yeah, we all have them, but I don't know if we all linger on them quite like this. The first order of business for real that I like to bring to y'all's plate is, I need a man with a mustache to worship the ground.

I walk on, let me indulge you. I saw this TikTok, okay? And then I saw a YouTube short of the same sort of digital creator. And he was British. And he looked like Tom Selleck. And he was doing like a running video, but it was like a meme. Can I say like one more time?

I'm about to piss myself off. Caffeine's about to kick in. I'm gonna watch this back and say, why I need to go to a speech therapist. Like? But here's the thing too, is like, okay. It's so ingrained in our vernacular, I can't stop saying it. It's a crutch word.

It's how I communicate. And now I'm hyper aware of it. And I'm going to struggle for the rest of this episode to not say like every fourth word. Shit. It's like when you become... It's like when you become aware that you're saying, uh, uh, uh, uh, okay.

I have to say, uh, I pick up on people saying like I used to have dreams about editing likes out of audio podcasts because I would do that so often. It bugged the shit out of me. And people would use the word like so much. I didn't pick up on it there. She said it twice. No, that's the thing. She wasn't doing it that much. And you spend multiple minutes talking. And this is what I'm talking about with broadcasting alone. We're like,

you think it's interesting. You're like, Oh, I'm nailing myself for this thing. All these people were probably already thinking when in reality, no one caught it. And if you were in a room with someone else and you went, oh I'm nailing myself for this thing all these people were probably already thinking when reality no one caught it And if you were in a room with someone else and you went am I saying like too much they'd go no Not really and you'd keep talking Or making noises. I'm like That actually I just pissed myself off I just made myself very very irrationally mad same here has Nailed it very good as her producer. I would first suggest. Can we do a show without you talking? Well, then she'd make those faces

It doesn't get better when she's not talking and then she's talking about this book this the first ever Sherlock Holmes book when he was introduced to the world and she's talking about this book, the first ever Sherlock Holmes book when he was introduced to the world. And she's like nerding out about this one part of the book that she really enjoyed and telling us all about it. And Holmes' whole philosophy is you see, but you do not observe. And one of the examples that he gives, and I think it's Scandal in Bohemia, he says, how many times have you walked up the stairs,

the staircase here at this apartment? And Watson's like, hundreds of times. I mean, I lived here for however long. And Holmes goes, how many steps are on the staircase? And Watson's like, I don't fucking know, I didn't count. And he goes, oh, yes, exactly. That's it, you see, but you do not observe. That's fascinating, Please go on.

I didn't understand. She's so excited about this part in the book. She's just nerding out about it. And then there's this one part. So Watson's like gone away for a couple of months and gets married and he comes back and then Sherlock Holmes is like, what's going on? But what about Beyonce? Sorry, Mike. She's talking about them like they're idols of hers. Like, and that's just classic Watson. Like, you know how Watson is.

Like, she's talking about, like, their friends or people she really respects or something. And I didn't know, so the title of the episode, I think we listened to the same episode. Yeah. Because the title of the one I checked out was like Sherlock Holmes, something something. And I just thought it was a wacky podcast title. I didn't. And then after she does this manic, you know, first half hour or whatever, all of a sudden she launches into my clip eight, where I was at a point when I was listening to it, I was like, Oh, is this the next 40 minutes? And sure enough, it was. Okay, moving on to what I really, really want to talk about. Now, here's the mother tucking meat and potatoes of

the episode that I really wanted to get into. Book club, book club, book club. Okay, this is the book club episode where I didn't tell you what books to prepare for. So if you've read them, great. If you haven't, you should. That's sort of what the Prosecution book club is, is it could be any book in existence and you come to book club and I'm like, you did the assigned reading, right? And you're like, oh, what is signed reading? And I'm like, that just docked you pay. That just docked you pay and food. Your rations were just slashed in half because you didn't read Sherlock Holmes. And did I ever tell you to read Sherlock Holmes?

No, but you should just know to. Because I'm consistently sending out telepathic messages to all of Broosky Nation, okay? If you feel a brain zap one day, that's me trying to get in there. That's me trying to get up in there. And you're resisting. And for that, I'm cutting your pay.

Just a quick, it seems to me, maybe if I listen to a few more episodes, I'll get into it. But it seems like an exhausting Maybe maybe if I listen to a few more episodes I'll get into it, but it seems like an exhausting yes Just spending out I wrote down after that clip Exhausting reminds me of Robin Williams. It's Early when you're talking about stream of consciousness, yes, it's so obnoxious I don't make a funny voice and I'll say little thing Okay, what I at least at least Robin Williams like Carson could throw him in a different direction or something. Right? It's her by herself

What else did you pick up on from this episode Mike? Let's see my clip 7. She talks about men. You're cut you're getting the idea and This is something kind of exhausting. I think in comedy in general where like we've heard this girl we've heard her talk about Red Bull and shitting and all this fun stuff like do we really need her like political slant but she lets like feminism and politics seep in every once a while and I believe that's Clip 7. I don't even know his name but I saw him and I got pissed off because I was like I was doing off because I was like

I'll come on this fucking podcast and speak into this very microphone that I'm speaking to right now. I'll be like men Are the bane of society? The world would be better without fucking And then I see one video of a man with a mustache and I say, oh fuck, oh god. Oh Jesus. Men to me are like mythical creatures. I do not interact with them in the wild. I leave them be.

I don't really want to hear from them, but I will admire their beauty from afar. She's describing a raccoon, not a mythical creature. Mythical creatures you don't observe anywhere. Right, it's like, I don't interact with them, but they're cool to see, you know? Kinda cute. She went off about men for a super long time in the episode that I was listening to. Did you agree with most of her points? No, she was insane, unsurprisingly.

She said, she was like, I'm not dating right now, in fact, I don't even let men into my house because that's crazy. Why would you let a man into your house? He doesn't need to be in there. And she just goes off and off and off. She might have some anxiety issues and social problems. I suspect it. One or two. But she ends this whole thing with claiming that she's just fine being alone in my clip

six. So my message being I'm totally fine being alone and I can finally say that and mean it. Like I mean it. I am fine. Yes, it seems I'm guessing it's not an option really. The voice crack in I'm fine. There was a towel. You don't walk out of your house and go the sky is blue the sky is blue the grass is green the grass is green I'm fine being alone. I'm fine Like she's insane. Yeah, that's like a poker towel. Yeah, when you're like

Don't think he really wants to go all in with Mike what else did you pick up on it that we'll get the we'll get out of this broski world I I guess we can end with my last couple eclipse 11 and 12 because this is where I got bummed I said I was growing like respect for as I was listening to this Yeah, because I could tell she was smarter than she lets on and I was like, oh, she's just playing a dumb character I could tell she was smarter than she lets on. And I was like, oh, she's just playing a dumb character. Kind of like Theo Vaughn, but for girls. Not saying I find her as funny as Theo,

but I was like, maybe I get it more than I did at this point. I think Theo Vaughn would be like, hey, I'm for girls. No, you know what I mean? You have to take that. But then she said something that bummed me out so much. And I was like, oh, you're just shitting on people you think are dumber than you. You're insulting your audience, actually,

is what you're doing. And she explains that in clip 11. And this was another, because I read an introduction to one of these books. One of the people who wrote the introduction said something to the effect of, it is quite often the works that took minimal effort, almost a lazy sort of effort, versus the works that you pour your heart and soul

into. The relationship that those two variables have to commercial success. It is astounding how the least amount of effort you put in those go, those are what do well. And that's literally what she's doing. It's so funny to hear her describe exactly what she's decided to do because I was like, Oh, she maybe she's playing a character. And she's like, yes, if I just talk about shitting as a girl, that will get me a bunch of TikTok followers. I don't have to try at all. And then clip number 12, I don't know if it's the specific clip that Lucy played earlier, but it does seem like she's kind of just shitting on her own content here.

I would write out skits or I would find one of those stupid AR filters and write an entire skit around it. I would write bullet points down, multiple different alternate takes of the whatever, and I would film it and edit it and upload it. And that wouldn't do as well as me being on the toilet being like, I'm shitting my fucking brains out. And then me burping. Like those would do millions Yeah, and the point she's trying to make is that you know you can find brilliance and simplicity

But that's not the point. She's making it all because she's just lowest hanging fruit is what got her famous on Tik-tok and she's that clever no and it seems like that's what she's doing more of you know I'm like if every once in a while just to get A million views she made a shit video. I'd be like oh, okay She's just playing the algorithm, but it seems like she made a choice of like oh that gets more views So I'll just do that. I'll just be a retard even though I'm much smarter than that in reality Well, she is nailing it. Yeah, that's what she's going for. Well. It's not it's not even subtle. She's literally doing like Yeah, that's what she's going for. Well. It's not it's not even subtle. She's literally doing like Right yeah, and and talking about shitting yourself and having a bloody asshole

All the things that John found success with as well, so that's right. Maybe she's out of something Well if that wasn't cringe enough. How about a little? This one comes in from Ronnie who was checking out the PBD podcast. You're familiar with PBD? Patrick B. David. Very popular show. They get into politics often on there. And what they're talking about in this segment is how right now, Elon Musk and Trump, they're cleaning up the USAID.

And it's been big news because it's just so wild all the things that people are spending money on, all these projects that the government is funding. And they compare it to the movie Lean On Me and how whoever it is in Lean On Me, I forget the actor's name, has to go to the school and clean it up because there's a lot of violence and drug problems and stuff like that. So they're comparing that. And's exactly what I love is doing That's what folks go watch the movie if you haven't seen it Okay, and there is no leaning on me in the movie like it is about lean on me

But in a very different way than most people think sing that song pat We all have pain Can we get those lyrics Rob? Sound in our minds Rob, let's get some lyrics in And I know tomorrow We don't be When your heart's strong

And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Me more. By the way. Come on, take it home. You know who needs to sing this song? Who's the last?

Costco. So they went for it. No one stopped them. They went all in on that. The longer that went on, I think you were gonna slowly zoom out and one by one, the nation was singing. I'm like, Tim.

Bye, world. Mike, I have something I saw on the WTP subreddit. I thought I would bring it up to you since you're talked about here. All right. This person says I think I owe blind Mike an apology. Okay. The other day I was hanging out listening to WTS. Thank you for doing that. When I suddenly had the urge to close my eyes for the record, it wasn't my nap time. I wasn't even tired. I swear I only did it for a minute or two before I was snapped back to reality by my sickening thought that I just appropriate his culture. Was I just wearing blind face? Oh no, please.

I encourage people to do it more often because if you're just out in the world laughing me all you want, dad, but if you close your eyes when you're out in the world you'll realize the struggle that I go through every day yeah but you get to hit people with your cane and I think you didn't know they were there it is a lot of fun there's a perks awful all right well I'm glad we got that answered want prize with that no not for eyes prize just peel and play in the McDonald's app and you could win one of millions of prize like a cash prize, gift card prize, rewards prize, and even a McD's food prize. Say yes to McDonald's new game!

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for total fund savings adventure, maybe reach out to TD Direct Investing. I want to talk about Stuttering John. Because Stuttering John came back this week after being gone. He went back on his channel and did a show after being gone for the entire month of January. And it's the third or fourth most interesting thing that happened to the Dabbleverse this week. So let's get chowed up. I wouldn't even rank it that high. I thought it was incredibly boring. And it's the third or fourth most interesting thing that happened to the devil first this week So what? Even rank it that high I thought it was incredibly boring. Well. Yeah, it is very boring for sure so I just I got a quick segment

John went on his show because Rob fucked up. He went on Rob's show Tuesday night. We covered it on WTP on the midweek show because Rob got hammered and a lot of speculation on what that was. John's going to clear that up for us in some of the clips We have here, so we don't have to debate it. He's gonna give us the facts of what's going on But because Rob passed out and they didn't get through all the tapes John's like fine I guess I got to do this and then he went on his show the next night Wednesday To play the recordings from the very beginning all over again of course to the end No, it's like if Geraldo Rivera had to open that safe twice That's great and it starts off with Kate speaking not too fondly of

Chamblons, I don't know why he left this shit in the show I don't know why he left this shit in the show Write that down John Doe too is very funny. First of all Extraterrestrial midges is she talking about shit where yeah now does that seem like a woman that is not inched into the extra terrestrial midget John's all only comeback is yeah by talking about truly nice good stuff but the reason why I played that especially is because when they played that clip John butchered the word extraterrestrial when we played that clip before and

Carlos on meta sent this into us This is fantastic An extraterrestrial dwarf. Keula! An extraterrestrial dwarf. Keula! An extraterrestrial dwarf. Keula! An extraterrestrial dwarf. Keula! And you borrow that from Freddie Mercury.

Keula! And you borrow that from Freddie Mercury. Keula! And you borrow that from Freddie Mercury. Keula! And you borrow that from Freddie Mercury? Did you borrow that from Freddie Mercury? She's a little bit killer isn't it? She's the least bit killer of comedies Extraordinary poor

Extraordinary poor Extraordinary poor An extraterrestrial poor. Gaeula! An extraterrestrial poor. Gaeula! An extraterrestrial poor. Gaeula! She's a little bit killer isn't she? You know, surely the killer of comedy is this. Gaeula!

Did you borrow that from Freddie Mercury? Gaeula! An extraterrestrial poor. Gaeula! An extraterrestrial poor. Epic! That is going to be played in all clubs. I'm calling it right now Molly for a second. Yeah, that's terrestrial dwarf. I think it's called Watch for that. Oh that joke. He tried to make about Shuli being a killer of comedy He tried to make it again the next night

It's like I got it this time. He did he did word it differently. It was great Well, that's like guys would do jokes on Ed Sullivan and then Carson. Yes. Different audience. All right. Just a few clips from here. So John's playing the tapes and I boosted the audio. I fixed all the audio issues because the way he recorded this using his phone to record his computer speakers, ridiculous, so quiet and John so loud and people are complaining about that but I've fixed this up and we can hear Kate explain that she never had sex with John. Okay. So this was done out of, this was a crime of retaliation. Isn't this like,

uh, when I go to girlfriend forums? You don't want me to tell you that John Melendez never has sex with Katie because John Melendez never has sex with Katie. What are you talking about? I'm talking about some- Who cares? Who cares? Sorry, sweetie, you're not that hot. Nobody gives a shit. See, this is what's crazy about this. First off, the fact that he's playing this on the show, like you have to play that part,

John. That's the part I would leave out if I were you. And to say, who cares? Like you're the one playing it. Like sell me on this. Should I care? Because I don't. But should I?

Well, also you're leaving out the part where for you know his final month of broadcasting He was like I slept at a certain someone's house I don't know if you can guess what I'm talking about But he was bragging about that and then she's like yeah, it didn't happen. He's like well who cares yeah And then he tries to play it like you wouldn't want to fuck you're not Yeah, remember when he was in love and they had fallen in love that he was so smitten the next day He had his phone. It's gotten stolen and he was still Happy. Yeah, it didn't come up until a few days later. He's like, by the way, my phone got stolen me

He was on cloud nine But he continues to play things that he should not be playing on the show. It's all from the fake FBI. From the fake FBI? Yes! John pretended, well somebody dabbling Dan or Doug pretended to be the FBI and called me and tried to fucking intimidate me. So anybody else can try it.

The real FBI and the real police have more important things to worry themselves about than John Melendez's. So John did what John does. He got one of his buddies to call and harass her pretending to be FBI, which I'm sure is illegal. You know, when he got his buddy to call the comedy club and say he was a lawyer and we couldn't do dabble con too. I think that's one thing. But then he's getting his friend to call Kate Meany an intimidator and say it's FBI and He's playing this on his show

This is Bob Menendez This is fucking show when he's playing that he did scummy things like that It's he's really a stupid and then and then I'll get out and go like this is embarrassing for her She's pouring her guts out, right? Oh, and they'll be like, oh man. She's falling in love with this guy I'm like so you just think any girl who was in a good mood while she's talking is in love. Oh, yeah That is what he that he's completely black and white. Yeah, so every server he's ever had It's odd that she stayed on the phone with this guy who's clearly

Just someone on reddit or something right if you stay on the phone with him for an hour or however long it is That's unusual, but she does repeatedly go like hi reddit. Hi YouTube. I know I'm being recorded right John's like she could say that but she's lying You know Shulie said I don't know if this is true or not But I heard this from him. This guy who called Kate actually requested a cameo from John, and then John got in touch with him and put him up to making this phone call and recording it. This is all orchestrated by John. How did he know that he had what it took? This is the guy that's gonna get the goods out of Kate Meany. So pretty early on in John's episode, people were complaining people complaining like Joe we can't hear what you're playing right now You say doesn't make any sense. Oh fuck off

Just try and make your volume louder, yeah, yeah listen to this he tells people that we have to turn up our value. Yeah Just try and make your volume louder. I can hear it if you can't hear it you fucking deaf The problem is he's so much louder that like yeah, you can turn up and then he comes on with his stupid elephant noise or something like Jesus Cuz I can't hands enhance the audience I mean the audio but I will tell you what she's saying is He's not gonna suffer he's so wasted he's now gonna summarize what we're not hearing well, I'm a loser And everything else, but here she is These pictures obviously and she could not take her hands off me

I'm just gonna browse through this then we get to the meat, but I just love I mean She's falling in love with this guy this random guy. She's a lunatic Yeah, John's analysis of this is all off. I just love that he goes. Oh you guys can't hear it So she's calling me a loser over and over again. This is the part you guys are good to hear. Thanks John. Thanks for summarizing that It does sound like he got into Rob's pills. Yeah dog tranquilizers It was the saddest John performance. I think I've ever heard it felt like like when they trot Frankie Valley out now I'm like who's putting John up to this? Why is he out here?

Yeah, you couldn't see his lips moving either, so it is just like that. So now John's going to sweep, as the kids say, for his buddy Rob Saul. And I don't... But I thought Rob did a great job in the first hour, but then And he wasn't on drugs. I just want to say this Rob was not on drugs He just you know Got up very early and he was drinking 11 ounce I mean 11

Alcohol content and beer. What a retard. That's the one thing he should know how to say. Like how much alcohol is in a can of beer. 11 ounce, excuse me, that sounds foolish. 11 alcohol content. 11 alcohol. He thought it was 10, but we turned it up to 11. Like Mike said, how does he fucking know if Rob's had drugs or not?

Okay, I've gotten notes from people since since because I didn't realize that Rob went on the next morning to tell everyone that he wasn't on drugs and he was just drinking and Adam told us that on the show on WTP. I've gotten notes from a couple different people who have had experience either themselves or loved ones with like heroin and said yeah, I mean when he came back it hit him hard. This wasn't like a pill pills thing. I don't know I mean, I don't I don't really give a fuck if he was just drunk or on pills or whatever if he was fine I don't give a shit, but to go There's no chance this man was on drugs what a bold claim to make when you have no idea, right? It's very stupid. All right think it's dumber, but I do want to get to the

I'm not coming back man many inches and I told you it's gotta be more than two dollars and I don't care But the point of this whole thing is he won't read super chat under five dollars and he doesn't carry He doesn't need the money. It doesn't matter this is a woman who I helped I Really did and anybody who knows it I mean how many times did pinky and everybody say, you know John is John is white knighting or whatever they would say for this girl So john and I did I really did. John doesn't know what nighting is obviously

Beaten up he thinks that that's uh helping but this is what's so crazy about this And this is how stupid john is I I go back and forth, is he more lazy than stupid? Is he more stupid than lazy? It's hard to tell, but I'm weighing it on the stupid now again. Because that whole thing where he's just like, I was just trying to help this poor girl out because she was getting teased on the internet, that shit was sailed. He said they fell in love. He said they went on a date and she couldn't take her hands off of him.

And he slept over at her house and he couldn't wait to go back again and spend more time with her so and he implied he fucked her So you can't now say like guys. I was just trying to help out a poor gal in distress Everyone knows that we're not back in the ring light days Now yes, we were passed the ring light You said from Alex died and I keep the part. I can't get past is this idea. He's like, and I'm not back. I ain't come, I ain't never coming back. It's like if I was like, Hey, last time I was on W ATP, I said I'd never be back. And I still won't be. I just happened to be here today right now. It's actually a lot more like when you said you'll stop talking about centering John and blind mic

projects. If I was still like, I'm not doing that. No, never again. I'm sticking to it. Jen, you're doing a show on your channel, getting super chats. You're back. I'm sorry. I should always skip to this at the very end of the show. He, he tells us this. I won't be back, but I will be back much first first show And then I'll be gone again. Just one show I Don't know what he's doing, but it is interesting you marked your calendar though, right?

Yeah, that's it's so odd that he's gonna be back for one show on March 1st, and he's gonna be gone again What's significant about that date? It's a great question There's got to be something we don't know about that doesn't allow him to do what he used to do because even this he won't Show his face The whole not showing his face thing is weird to me because if this was related to a job Which it kind of seems like it is Then it doesn't make any sense to me because everybody knows what his voice is so it's not like people wouldn't send his voice to his job Okay, so to me then that's not what it none of it makes any sense to me which makes sense. Yes

Doing this all wrong makes a lot of sense actually doing this all wrong makes a lot of sense actually. Oh this is a funny thing that John says and I had to pull this clip because we are gonna have season two of the tapes. We have the recordings of all these phone calls that John had so let's not forget this. What did I say? I said something. I know this is gonna be recorded but um. If you know why are you spilling your fucking guts you dummy. She knows she's being recorded. He's like, yeah, then why are you saying so much shit that you shouldn't be saying if you don't be recorded? John claims that he knew he was

being recorded the second time that he went through all these vocals with Kate. So yeah, but I was lying. Right? Well, well, we'll have a lot of questions of why he'd be saying these things if he knew he was being recorded I saw one and again. I'm not for any of his Recording business sure I will consume it and I saw the truly play a call where I was kids Say hello to miss Meany and then off the guys in the class go hi miss Meany Yes, he was on the phone with her in school Meanie yes, he was on the phone with her in school

Now why is it okay for John to be playing this phone call when he was going to the FBI and he was talking to attorneys And I talked to his attorney on the phone Because of the us playing Kate Meanie's phone call with him on our show But why is it okay for him to do this now the first blood law? I Just wanted to expose like what she did to me with these tapes Was an unprecedented Scummy thing to do

an unprecedented scummy thing to do. But now this guy John Doe II gave me these tapes I said fucking paybacks are a bitch. Oh, okay. As long as it's revenge it's okay. That's good to know. Hey, can I share a porn of my wife with someone? Are you mad at her? Oh yeah, definitely. Second blood, as the old adage goes goes second blood you can do whatever you want Sloppy second blood

John has been bragging in cameos That he's getting laid now now. He's out of the dabble verse like everything in his life change for the better. It's amazing I Just I can't get over it John has been bragging and cameos because that is so not the purpose of a cameo But I just like hearing you say happy wedding anniversary the shit way is a piece of garbage I'm in top physical condition Mike Morse is a loser and also happy Valentine's Day. All right, so this is, this is John bragging about getting some pussy. And you put in a good word for me with Kate and Chris Carney. What's your tips for

good first date? You should do a call and advice show So what are your Valentine's Day plans? Well, let's just say it's been very Everything's been really good since I left this nonsense Good for which to say I Christian my bed here in Cape Coral. How's that? He just admitted that you finally got laid for the first time in Cape Coral and then he got a real bed Chris in his bed 60 year old man He's been there for a long time and he bragged about the threesome with the Vietnamese chicks and he had that other girl from Costa Rica and

Those are all lies, but this one is real. This time we can believe you fell for it sucker. It's also possible that he's so stupid that he doesn't know that christen means the first time you're doing something. I think he knew exactly what he was saying. Oh and then my child's fourth christening. All right maybe he is that stupid. I pulled this one other clip and I did some editing on it. This

is when John was on with Rob Saul and they're playing the Kate Meany tape. She's talking about anal and John really wants to get his jokes in and make some points. But Rob is so out of it from that 11 ounce alcohol beer thing that he can't even hear. He didn't take his headphones off. He didn't do anything differently. And all of a sudden he

cannot hear John. He's not paying. He's zoned out. I was trying to be provocative and I said the any no fact and like didn't even really do Something I shouldn't have I'm a fan of the entire shit party going after me. I went on John Show. I had no idea what the dog was like. I had no idea that this actual universe is actually- Rob! I went on John Show. I had no idea what the dog was like. And then somehow, I became a figure. Rob!

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Holy shit. Rob is just no concern that the man was unconscious. He's an outer space. It's a outer space. He's a total space cadet on this. But he wasn't drinking and John knows that for a fact, so that's good to know. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We wish you the best, Rob. Three beers. Yeah, all right, three beers. That's all it takes for him. It reminded me of Family Guy when Stewie's like, Mommy, Mommy, Mom, Mom, Mommy. He didn't change the tone. He was saying it Dave's not here, man

How long would he have sat there yelling Rob? Oh, I we played it off It would have never ended We got to talk real quick about hactua Haley Welch, she made the meme coin, everyone lost any money that they put into it, seemed that there was some scandal going on because the people who were very close to it had a lot of the money in the holdings,

and so they did that little conference call with Coffeezilla, and famously the last thing any of us have heard Hailey say say is all right y'all I'm gonna go to bed right and she's it was nap time yeah and she has disappeared from the internet well she just did a brand new podcast episode she's still in bed it went live and then they took it down immediately oh I thought it might have been someone else's podcast she was on because I couldn't find it. Yeah it's gone. I don't know why they they put it out there and then they pulled it again but there's this show called the Daily Bone podcast and they were able to rip it before they took it down so this guy

has the entire episode. Okay. So she has this guest on who's a FaZe Banks and I'll play a couple of clips from this to see what and of course Haley is saying phase was on that original phone call that they all did when she said good night to us all for the last time and yeah so that's he's Ricky he goes by as well I want to start by saying thank you to all my true fans and all the people that actually watch my stuff and they keep up with me We're trying to sort out all the pieces and stuff to like get all this figured out and make everything right. Oh my god I'm gonna cry

Cry don't cry. Don't cry. Everything's gonna be good. We're gonna be good Just as a temperature check I just want to say The first thing that she said to me off camera was the minute you DM me, I really wish I just texted you and called you. And that speaks to me because of how I was introduced to crypto and we'll get into that. But I'm also kind of on the back end of things too, like their team's been very forthcoming. My team is vetting them the fuck out right now and has been for the last week. The red guy and Frank, they They're gonna be on this episode. It's such a weird blend Don't cry Haley, it's fine. It's it's it's all gonna be okay life is gonna be okay He was broken up about it. Oh Bernie come on you're fine

Well so basically how this idea got brought to me it was alright so she goes into that but she was really choked up like I've said it before I Don't think that this fame is I don't think you can handle it No, and I've defended her on this in that. She should face whatever is illegal about it. That's all on her. But like this idea that people were like, Hock Toa scammed us. It's like, no, no, no. Someone else scammed you and used this poor rub as the conduit to do it. Coffeezilla did just put out a little video on this also, and he is laying substantially

more blame on her than I would argue is necessary. But he basically says that there are contracts that he has seen portions of, heard lots about, and that based on those contracts, she probably was standing to make quite a bit of money. And even if she didn't understand exactly what was happening, it was enough money that it should have been a red flag okay interesting alright so stop feeling bad for this very attractive crying girl with big boobs everyone okay I won't do it but yeah this gets this gets serious this might haunt her for the rest of her days yeah and yeah I hear everything that you're saying and you're a human being first and no matter which way this

falls, I mean, it might not ever be in a spot where it's totally good. You might have to hear about this for the rest of your life. But let's like, let's just be transparent and make it right. Okay. Haley pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to meet you. Cool. Let's bring in the nerds. All right, so that transitions on it might never you might hear about this for the rest of your life. And she's like, yeah, probably. Like, oh Jesus, really?

And that transitions into this ad read that's pretty wild. Guys only got one sponsor left because there's some real ones and they've stuck with me since every bit of this started. Game Time believes in me y'all and I believe in them. Game Time's more loyal than most of y'all's mans out here. Yeah, some of those guys just leave at the first opportunity they get not game time. Hell. Yeah this podcast They're going nowhere and neither are them game time deals game times

Some of these pussies leave the first sign of money laundering I know. Grow a bear. Alright, so I have the FBI coming after me. Yeah, I don't think I want to go out with you anymore. I'm sorry. This is something fun. So then, so this guy, Ricky brings in a couple of his crypto buddies so they can break all this down for us.

I just thought this was kind of funny. This is the format of this episode with Haley coming back These are these are two of ten of my little crypt owners I call and these guys do this at the highest level and they're gonna They're gonna help us through this conversation and you have with us. He's off-camera, but you want to introduce I have my lawyer here, too What's your name? Christian Barker. Okay, cool. How did this all happen? Yeah, so all of this screams to me of

She is petrified of that. She's done some wrongdoing here. Like why even talk to any crypto people ever again? She's bringing more crypto people to consult with her attorneys there. This seems a really bad idea You know, what's interesting is I've heard Dave Portnoy talk about like creating a meme coin. Yeah, and the way he has talked about it He's like he basically calls it legal Inside of trade like you're allowed to do all this because there are no laws dealing with meme coins or cryptocurrency in that way Like it's unregulated. So I don't know that she is even facing like real serious legal ramifications because there's not a lot on the books about what she did right no I agree with you we we covered that Recently with Danny Polish Chuck who did the same thing as a goof

Generating a lot of money from it's like these things happen about it. What's your take on this? I think is really interesting Mike you just mentioned you couldn't find this you were thinking that it was on somebody else's podcast Yes, this is entirely getting led by phase Why is phase doing all of the introductions why this is on talk to a right? I and I understand maybe she's tender and maybe she's having a hard time But like this is your podcast girl if you're gonna come back come back right I was thinking the same thing she is Unprepared for what's happening live on her show and she said weeks This has been a month since anyone has seen her and this is what she comes back with is this like oh my gosh

I know I really fucked up my attorney's here to make sure I don't say anything else stupid like this is not a good PR strategy in my opinion. I am almost like she made a blowjob joke and is now in way over That I know about this not so much can I go back to being famous for that, please? Were you gonna say anything else I was just just gonna say, I am proud of her. She's not doing the stereotypical wear a hoodie and sit on a floor while crying about it. I mean, she did for weeks. She's not wearing a hoodie. It's just insane.

I think that Coffeezilla's response to this, which you just put out this little short video about it, I'm sure he's going to have lots more to to say it is very interesting to hear kind of his take on it It's interesting that she actually reached out to him to have him be on the podcast first But there was not a lot of happy times about that because apparently coffeezilla is scary Yeah, if you're yeah investigators are scary. What do you need to be investigated? Yes? Yeah, if you're doing something horribly wrong coffeezilla is terrifying just from my perspective I really thought when this all happened no one would be talking about it a few weeks later She would just continue on with her podcast and whatever and the fact that she went away

And then she comes back, and then she's trying to do damage control all these this time later I feel like she's guilty of something. I didn't before I didn't give a shit about this Interesting story, but now I'm like, oh shit. Like is this what her life is now? She's the meme girl person I think she's still listening to the wrong people where I think people who Basically set her up are afraid and are still in her ear like you can't do the podcast They're probably the people that convinced her to take that down, you know, right? That's what I'm saying because the fact that she has more crypto guys on yeah

Just seems like these are the people who's still doing the wrong traction in the first place. Why are you doing that? Seems really stupid All right, Lucy you brought in a little package for us today. I sure did. A little prank? Yeah. A prank that went horribly right? Yes. Yes, of course. Of course. We're actually going to be talking about Pranknet today.

All right. Well, I actually I do need to hit your jingle, don't I? Tight, tight, tight. Yeah. What's in the fucking box? I think your name's Lucy but they all call her Lucy. What is Pranknet? Jingle, don't I? Tight, tight, tight, yeah! What's in the fucking box? I think your name's Lucy but they all gonna lose What is Pranknet? Yay! Alright, so it's basically Jerky Boys on Crack. This was a virtual prank calling internet community

that happened most predominantly from like 2009 to 2011. And all of these guys were just getting together online. They were calling up restaurants and hotels with the ultimate goal of just wreaking havoc and I think that I'm pretty knowledgeable about internet lore and I think that I'm pretty knowledgeable about You know weird prank things and I only just recently heard about this for the first time So I just wanted to tell you all about it, but some people have probably already heard of it. Okay

So they ended up causing more than $60,000 worth of damage. That's just what could be attributed to them They were doing things like setting off fire alarms setting off sprinklers They were convincing other people to break windows and TVs at one point they convinced somebody that a little person was being held hostage in a hotel room and Then they got into some humiliation stuff too. Oh boy. Yeah, so they're very good at their jobs They're very very good at their jobs. Are you familiar with this? I'm not okay. Yeah, very good All right, have you heard that I'm not know

So this they were using Skype at the time and at the time Skype had this insane encryption stuff that was going on in the early 2000s, and that made them almost impossible to identify. So they got away with tons and tons of huge pranks, and we are going to be checking out two of those prank calls today. So the first one happened in February of 2009, and this was in New Hampshire and Dex who was the main orchestrator of prank net him and Slayer ended up calling a KFC posing as corporate managers and Convincing three female employees to do some pretty crazy stuff. All right, so in my clip one We're going to check out the setup for their prank. Now here at corporate, we've been having a small default with the Anzol fire suppression

systems in our store on location. And I'm finding from corporate head office to run a very quick spot test on your Anzol fire support system and suppression system. Okay. Is that British? What is that supposed to be? Yeah. So that's Slayer. One of the things that helped them elude cops so much is that

they were calling different states, all these different places, they were mostly calling the United States. So, very sneaky. Avoid cops? Is this illegal to prank phone call people? Well, by the time that they were done with the things that they were doing, yes. Yes, it was. Interesting. So, they end up convincing the employee basically to pull the sprinkler system in the restaurant. There are a whole

bunch of, you know, people eating at the KFC. Ha ha ha. Clip two. Okay. Pull the ring. Am Am I pulling those rings? Both of them? Yes ma'am, both rings. Oh crap. Watch out! What's happening ma'am? Ma'am what's happening? I got a bundle coming out of my ceiling. Oh no, but pretty innocent right? These people want $15 an hour. Okay, yep. I'm giving $30. They've earned it. But pretty innocent right people want $15 an hour 30 they've earned it fucking idiots Again, I think this is a relatively harmless prank. It's kind of funny. It's a little bit dumb, but whatever it wasn't a Taco Bell

So the next step was to convince the employee that there were actually chemicals in that sprinkler Mm-hmm and that those Hilarious hilarious, okay So the they they convinced them that there are chemicals in the sprinkler now all of the three female employees that are in the store Have been infected by these chemicals, and the most dangerous thing that can happen is that they can leave their clothes on. Yes, I was going to say, if that gets in your bra... The chemicals are sticking to their skin. Oh no.

Okay now ma'am, what are you left with still wearing? Because this is very important to know, because we're not there on the scene, and I'm sure you're glad we're not there on the scene in a sense. What are you still wearing ma'am pants and a dress okay ma'am those pants as I said to you earlier they need to come off please please he's worried about their safety are they looking through the window or something? Is it binoculars? No, no. So they would stream all of these prank calls online, and so people were listening to these live. They would later post them on YouTube and stuff so people could hear these. But some of the pranks do actually have somebody who would have been on scene and getting to videotape stuff, but not this one.

So now at this point, they have two naked KFC employees outside of the KFC. They've gotten all of the restaurant eaters out of the place. But they still have to get the chemicals off of them because even though they are now naked, they are still covered in these chemicals. So of course, Dex and Slayer suggest that they can do similar to how you would deal with a jellyfish sting. Oh, okay. Just spoke with a member of the Hazmat crew and they've informed me that that dot is because it got on your hands and your arms, it's going to start to create a rash and eat at your skin unless you slow the process down. That's why you need to urinate on your arm right now. Is there any way you can do that? Or maybe if you have to ask Sony to do it I can try

Try right now, okay, I'm gonna be quiet just go ahead and try If this was in a sitcom you'd be like well, this is stupid it would never you would never get to this level All right now describe the color Stupid it would never you would never get to this level all right now describe the color Absurd that they went past set the sprinklers off what color your toenails painted ma'am This is an hour and a half long phone call how long this whole process goes on for so I give credit They're not busting up at all no. Oh, they are committed. Yeah Very very committed and Dex is Extremely smart about how he does everything not only that in my next clip

We are going to get to see how good they are at social engineering So now what we have is we have three naked employees outside of KFC pissing on each other Much like the jerky boys Things were simpler when I was a kid, I'll tell ya. Unsurprisingly, the cops in the fire department show up because they're like, why are there these three naked ladies outside of a KFC? Also the sprinklers, I think, would try to trigger an alarm.

Yeah, probably, yes. So Dex gets on the phone with the fire department and he pulls the ultimate bait and switch. Previously, he was a corporate manager and now he is one of Sonya's friends who is concerned about her because she called and said I'm naked outside of my KFC and I'm really scared for my life All I know is that I just called I just called like five minutes ago and she said something about the fire department is here. She's freaking out

I was like what the fuck is going on and she's just going crazy about she's naked and she said that that Someone was peeing on her. Well, I don't know man. It's just I don't know So this prank was considered a huge success they got away with oh, yeah, they got away with this they got away with this was considered a huge success. They got away with this. They got away with this. They got away with this. Months later, Dex actually called back the same KFC, claiming to be an insurance adjuster,

and then forced the victims to re-describe their experience. You never go back to the scene of the crime. Sadistic, absolutely sadistic. So we're gonna check out one more of their prank phone calls, of which, which again there are many. This one is from July, so July of 2009, so a couple of months later. And this is from a contributor who was named Markle.

This is only a 10 minute phone call. So he manages to accomplish all of this in 10 minutes time. He calls a hotel and he gets connected to a guest and he has to share some very bad news. Oh boy. What's going on is one of the guests that stayed in your room before you did, apparently they had hepatitis C and our maids did not properly clean the rooms. We're afraid that you may have contracted the disease

from staying in the room and touching the objects in the room. Oh no, that's... Yeah, horrible. Also not how you contract hepatitis C. Very much a blood-borne transmission, but it's fine. It would fool me, I'd be like, oh fuck. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

He starts peeing at himself. Sure, that's not what you do Just having fun It's interesting that you say that actually because the guest is Shockingly not concerned about any of this okay, and he shouldn't have to worry actually because there is actually a hotel doctor Who is going to be able to help so again the caller? Markle says explains exactly what is going to need to be done in order to get some tests done.

Ma'am, as we're going to need for you to go get one of the courtesy tests, we're going to need a urine sample from you ma'am in order for the doctor to test to make sure there's no signs of hepatitis C in your system. And we may need a fecal sample later on ma'am if the test comes out strange or unusual. These guys love urine. Yeah, I realized that I pulled two piss pranks and I was like, okay, that's not normal. Okay. They do do lots of other stuff.

How are you not hanging up when you hear the urine or shitting coming to the equation? Right, yeah. I assume that they did not publicize the hangup calls. True. This guest does, in fact fact piss in a cup. And now that sample has to go for testing. So just come to the front desk. Yes, bring a urine sample to the front desk.

And when you come down here, don't like say here's the urine sample or anything like that, because then people that in the front lobby would be wondering. What we're going to just say ma'am, it's we're going to just say, it's a code word for it. We're going to need to mam is we're gonna just say this is a code word for it. We're gonna need to say Hello, hi Here's my here's the apple cider I need to splash it in the the person's face behind the desk. I like her can-do spirit You sure you don't want a fecal

So here's the can see apple cider. He's so willing. Here's the wink wink apple cider in a little cup. So meanwhile, while the guest is bringing the sample to the front desk, Markle calls the front desk to prep them for the fact that they are about to get a cup of apple cider. Genius. Genius. Okay. Hi Janet. My name is Jamie Taylor.

I'm calling on behalf of Martinole's Cider Company. We have one of our employees staying in your hotel right now, man. What we're trying to do, man, is trying to get like a random poll of people who are, who like cider and we're going to bring an apple cider down to the front desk right now for you. Okay. And once he gives you the cider, man, just send him back up to his front desk. And I want you to stay on the phone with me

because I'm going to do a quick survey. What we're going to do is to taste the cider. This can't work. And we're going to ask exactly how it tastes. Please work. How you'd like it to taste, and if it tastes all right for you now, okay? Okay.

Wow, that's like cider. It's hilarious. No, I'm going to be honest with you. This makes no sense to me because if somebody handed me a cup of apple cider cider I would be like why is it warm? Yeah, well, that's a fresh sample. Yeah warm. I would just say no. Thank you I'm not a cider guy Yeah, I would never accept a liquid just an open cup

with a pub floating in it All right, well, let's find out if it worked. Alright. Okay, I'm ready. You said you'd go back up to the room. I don't know what... Okay, I'm ready. Okay, ma'am, go ahead and take a take a little gulp like you were drinking cider. Oh, come on.

Yeah. Okay, and how does it taste, ma'am? Horrible. Horrible? That does not taste now horrible horrible He's taking other sit down it may have been like an aftertaste or something you would drink earlier No, I can't take any more of that She never smelled piss in her life seriously what an idiot And again he accomplished that in all like ten minutes. Yeah, that's amazing. That's impressive That's a me. I don't even think that I could get a front desk of a hotel on the phone in ten minutes for any reason

So they did tons and tons and tons of these prank calls the way that they finally ended up getting caught They were successful for a really long time, they did finally get caught. And the whole reason was because Dex was so proud of what he was doing. Sure. He wanted to be caught. How could you not be? Yeah, he was so proud. He was so proud of his little community that he created. So what he ended up doing was, oh, what is their name? Why can't I think of their name? One of the very famous, oh, the smoking gun. the smoking gun ended up investigating them. Okay, totally agreed to do an article

He was like, yeah interview me. I'd be happy to you're never gonna find out who I am I'm so good at stuff at the end. They said oh, do you want to check out the article before it goes public? He said yeah, that'd be great They send him a link that has an IP catcher on it and he immediately get caught so it turns out that that was Tyree Malik from Canada from Ontario and They had many successful years, but they are officially defunct my favorite part He fell for something that he would use to prank other people. Yeah, he absolutely did He's like he's like all right

We're gonna send you a liquid in the mail and as long as you drink it We'll never know who you were hoisted by his own put on yes, so they again they did tons of other stuff They did things that were destructive. They would cause you know water leaks in hotels They would convince people to smash hotel windows out all the time My favorite part though is the news articles that people were doing about this so like obviously these stories would make the news Yeah, so I did give you one little So yeah, you got it you got a news report about these guys I just think it's yeah, it's so funny to hear Say the guest in the room did it, he is not being blamed.

That guest was apparently taking instructions from someone who had called the room in what seems to be now just a big prank. The caller claimed to be hotel management and convinced the guest to throw the TV outside and break all the mirrors in order to get rid of cameras planted by a previous guest the caller also convinced the guests that there was a little person Barricaded in the room next door It's all a numbers game it's like meeting girls with a bar right talk to enough of a Brilliant that is brilliant. well. Thank you Lucy Yes, you're very welcome. Thanks for introducing us my only problem is I don't think they're losers this week. These are not Lucy's losers We're laughing about this, but they did some really awful things to people people. Yeah, they don't make a drink. I know you're just guys. It's time to mock. Sure is. What a week for Chad

highest of highs and the He really was on top of the For Chad Zumach he had the highest of highs and the lowest of lows all within a 12 hour period he really was on top of the world and everything was working out for him and he was showing all the haters whose boss and He can go from villain to victim faster than anyone. I've ever seen It's almost remarkable the way he's able to do that. So he comes on his show on Thursday. It's a little after two o'clock and I received an email from him at 11 40. So now fast forward a couple hours after that he comes on his show and this is how it starts off. And this is how it starts off.

Shows canceled by the way, I just found this out. That's why I was so late. Whatever. Whatever. The last 12 hours have been retarded. The turn, everything that's happened has been completely unnecessary and ridiculous to do a live podcast. It's not like we were putting on a kiss concert with

pyrotechnics. It was it was just a **** podcast that we do every day in front of people. Done. Which is why it's so funny you couldn't pull it off. So, the live show that's supposed to happen at the beer hall in Atlantic City tonight was the the date they sold tickets. It was sold out. It was all ready to go and Blade from win by two was going to show us

how to put on a real live show because he said specifically, I don't know how to do it and he was going to show us how and we were all looking forward to that and I know people who had tickets to this event. We were going to enjoy maybe sniping it while it was happening on their channels and it was canceled. And you got to wonder why was this canceled? Whose fault is this? I have an idea. Got the venue. Thank you to Ken for hooking that up for free. And then from there, Melton, Carl, everybody, their fans, I'm here blind my just bombarding them with emails I've got the screenshots the emails their Melton fans their Carl fans. They are I can send them your way That's fine

so Unfortunately Unfortunately I didn't want him to say something you know mean something about me that you would regret Was about to go into one of my card of friends Thank You oj. All right, so he comes on and he says the event is canceled and whose fault is it? He mentions my name He mentions patrick melton's name and he says there are all these emails sent implying that I was sending emails Or making phone calls. Did you I definitely did not all right?

Just getting that on record. The last thing I would want to do is have the show get canceled We all wanted it to happen. We're all looking forward to Seeing how it was going to go off We we played I don't know if you caught Cardiff electric presents bedablin live on my rumble channel today, but we played the Chad Zumach wheel of blame game Yes, where you could just spin the wheel You're blaming next. Yeah, it started with me and Patrick and I got an email from Chad that I'll read to you Actually, he reads this email

So I'll fill in the back and forth we've done since then in a little bit and then the next day it was Ray DeVito somehow He put out another video that was Ray DeVito's fault that the show was cancelled It's crazy, but Chad's in full victim mode this poor guy. So let's like let's just put it in perspective. I've gotten My patreon cancelled that's three thousand a month that Patreon canceled. That's 3,000 a month. That's gone. That's a lie. He was never making 3,000 a month on Patreon. My eyes went like this.

Yeah, that's just a flat out lie, but okay. Not that it's a big deal. My Wikipedia zapped. So someone messaged me and said, Chad's Wikipedia was taken down December of 2022. And so now Chad's adding that on. I don't know why he hasn't searched for it in a while. Look at Lucy's face. It's just like, down December of 2022. And so now Chad's adding that on, I don't know why he hasn't searched for it in a while. Look at Lucy's face, it's just like that's so pathetic.

Also, I've never done that to be a stream of revenue. Right, yeah, who gives a shit? What else happened to this poor guy? All right, let's find out. After 15 years, two gigs canceled, my gig in Cape Coral, I got the police called on me, and this event we've been building two days away, I'm flying into uh two gigs cancel my gig and cake coral. I got the police called on me and this

event we've been building two days away. I'm flying into on my own dime got cancelled. Uh so I woke up to that. I'm like, okay, this is what it is. This is what it is. He's such a victim. I I imagine that he didn't do anything wrong in any of these instances like getting the police caught on him and getting his Patreon taken out.

He probably wasn't like breaking the terms of service with Patreon. And that's probably why the Patreon took him down and its terms and service. But yeah, yeah. Apparently it's not, it's not his fault. It's just, he woke up. You will at least admit, take some responsibility and admit you could have done more. Like did you ever offer to set up chairs or anything? There's more you could have done certainly. Oh, no, no, no. He did everything that he was supposed to do and this is everyone's fault but his.

I get a phone call from Kevin Brennan around 11 and Kevin hasn't called me in three years. So I'm picking up, right? Kevin says The event's not canceled. be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not

going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm

not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to was very upset with the answers he was getting from Chad about the logistics and why do people have a ticket? What does it get them? Will they have a seat? Will they have a table? If they bought a ticket ahead of time, Chad knew none of these things. And Kevin left

it with, I got to talk to the owner. I got to get these answers. I don't know what's going on with this thing. Also, Kevin very concerned about security. He knows there's a lot of people who want to kick his ass. And so he always needs to have security around whenever he's out in public. That's how it is with live events though Like I think Roger Goodell is sending similar emails this week. Like are we still doing this? And who's gonna be working the door at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium Well, you can see this is the one thing I got to give Chad credit for being smart about

is never having a meeting with Kevin because the event would have been canceled a month ago if he had had meetings with Kevin earlier. Well, he was hoping he could make it to the day of I disagree. Cardiff. I think the only reason why you never had a meeting with Kevin is because Kevin blocked him in his phone. He hasn't been able to communicate directly with Kevin outside of being on a show with him for years He just said there were conference calls their conference calls I go great. I go. What do you want me to say? I'm gonna go on air and he goes just say it's 100% not canceled So I'm like, okay He's like I talked about the owner about the bartenders in place the servers

Ken Mosca was gonna be at the door guy He hired two people out of pocket to help security for people to come in and out. He just wants... I'm sorry. I'm going to pick this to shred. Yeah, because none of this makes any sense. Please. He couldn't answer questions about chairs or seats or anything, but he's talking to the owner about bartenders and servers. Yeah. And door guys. You're right. Those are the minute details

of running the business that he's involved in, but the show part, no idea. And let's not forget. He said he canceled his flight today. Remember as soon as he said, I canceled my flight and then he backtracked. I didn't cancel my flight. I almost did. Yeah. His plan was to arrive in Atlantic city at around three 30, the day of the show. Right. Yeah. When things need to get done. No, he's the talent. He's blade was going to get everything set up. And the way he describes this too is just like, guys, this is the easiest thing to do is a live podcast. I don't think Chad understands what goes into any of this obviously, which is why Kevin had so many questions for him and why Kevin was pretty irritated with Chad's

responses. But you heard him say, he talked to Kevin, called him and said, it's back on. I talked to the owner and they got everything worked out and we're going to do the show. And he said that phone call was 11 a.m. right? Because the email I got from Chad was that same day at 11 40 a.m. saying, congrats. I woke up today to the owner wanting to pull the plug on our show because of all the online harassment from you and Melton's fans. He sent me all the screenshots, all connected to the NLL and WATP. So the timeline doesn't work out, but also this story continues to not make any sense. Now, he just wanted to understand what was going on. I get it. It makes a lot of sense.

Because it was just, I'm talking to this guy, he's talking to this guy. It was just too, the communication was all fucked up. So I'm like, oh great, He's talking to this. It was just too. The communication was all **** up. So, I'm like, oh great. Show's on. Here we go. After I said it was cancelled. So, and I should mention that when this thumbnail was made for this episode, it said show is on and that was like he was going to come out and announce like guys, we got it worked out. We're doing the show. So, I was tuned into this. Wanted to see what the big announcement was. He comes out and he goes, but it's canceled. It was really dodgy. This

one day. So I'm about to go on my roadcaster takes a shit. Can't get it going. Yeah. But we're going to find out this is actually the worst news for him possible. Not the patron going down, not the gig getting canceled, the road caster, because as we pointed out, he relies on that road caster. That is two thirds of his show. Bells and whistles is the road caster, and it's shit the bed somehow. Then I get a text message from Ken Mosca saying

it's canceled. I call Ken and he goes, yeah, I just talked to the owner. They're pulling the plug. It's just too much. So thank you to everybody that reached out to the Tennessee reached out to the Tennessee Beer Hall to cancel it. Uh calling Kevin and

I white supremist. Uh NLO rules. Don't **** with Patrick. It sounds a lot like Carl if I'm being honest. Okay. So, so people were calling the club and saying, by the way, Kevin and Chad, who's headlining that show you guys are doing their white supremacists, white supremacists. I think is what he meant. And NLO rules. I'm like, well, that's it. We got to shut this down. Only a white supremacist would know how to

pronounce white supremacist. Got me there. I know how rules. I swear to God. I swear to God. Give me a country. That's everything. That doesn't get shows canceled. No, no one is describing right now. Good shows cancelled He's trying to say that they were bombarded with emails and phone calls They are just like I can't take it anymore and hello doesn't rule The show is cancelled because he was not bombarded with a single phone call from Chad right for the show, correct He is no thirsty ticket buyers call from Chad, right? For the show. Correct. Thirsty ticket buyers. There's no organization at all. We saw that blade was trying weeks ago to get a meeting and get over to the

venue and check it out and was met with crickets like there was no response on anything. Chad got lanyards done and went alright. My job here is done. We got this. He was so proud of those. He was so proud of those. Well, he also did set up the event bright thing too. Nice. So, he he sold the sixty tickets with his link. So, he

had that. So, that he could get the money. Right. He was in control of the money. Yes. Yeah. It's done. So, you did it. Congratulations. It wasn't Kevin's fault. It wasn't my fault. It was you. You guys did this. You guys did it. You're the reason why it's cancelled. So all the Brad Thackers and all you trolls that contact businesses, you did it. Congrats. I was barely making any money from this. We were barely making anything. We were just trying to throw something together and cover our costs. That was it. And have content for months. Sounds like making money. No, it's a charity. This is a charity. In fact, that he was doing to give back for once. And these dumb idiots screwed it all up.

Do you see how Chad becomes the victim so easily on this? It wasn't my fault at all. I had nothing to do with this failing and it's all you guys and it was going to be this event that was going to benefit everyone The whole community we were going to give food starving children the kids It's a masterful transition It's impressive. Yeah, he's comfortable with this. Thanks to doom by the way for Pulling this clip and the next thing you do watch to thank you do thank you It wasn't just NLO fans and WTP fans I'm going to be uh pulling this clip and the next clip we're going to watch too. Thank you do. Thank you. It wasn't just

NLO fans and WTP fans. There's another person who fucked with this show. Those those were in the emails too. Stuttering John was coming to fight. So, there's a lot going into this. There's a lot of emails being sent to this guy and it's just

they pulled the plug. They don't give a **** They're like, yeah, we don't need it. Okay, so also Stuttering John claimed he was gonna go out there and fight Kevin and Chad at the club, just like, well, I can't have that kind of rowdiness here with Stuttering John beating everyone up. We're not prepared for that. None of this makes any sense, Chad.

The rest of us live on this planet and are adults, and no one thinks that this is what happened. Yeah, I am curious, cuz John and Chad use this What is the volume of calls? That like a club gets when I don't know fucking Tony Hinchcliffe is coming I mean like yes an actual controversial figure it they must be used to it. I would think right Tony Hinchcliffe There's the video of him making fun of the Asian guy That you know went viral and there's got to be

400 emails that come into a theater and go how are you having this guy on your show or crystal? Leah another great example crystal. Leah's still selling out theaters all over the place Daming documentary about this guy There's some real charges. I don't know if you guys are aware Reasons to call and say are you sure about booking this guy? Yes All right, so This is one Chad explains that he emailed me. I was surprised he brought this up actually I don't know why he decided to do this because honestly and I haven't I don't know if I've said this yet

I had literally nothing to do with any of this pull a tape where I said guys you should call the venue I never even brought up with the venues name is I don't know what it is That tape and he'll be releasing it this afternoon. OK, yes. Show a time when I ever brought up getting a show canceled. I said it was going to fail. I knew it was going to fail. I was right about that.

But you know. Because of all the calls you were going to make. We get it. It's done. And even I even emailed Carl. I told Carl congratulations because all the emails were and I that's what it is. I'll forward them all over to you. I wrote back I go I wrote the you heard that right he said it was because of

the email so forward them all over to me okay. That's what it is I'll forward them all over to you. Okay. I wrote to Carl, I go, hey, I woke up today to the owner wanting to pull the plug on our show because of all the online harassment from you and Melton fans. He sent me all the screenshots all connected to you guys. I'm not fighting his decision because we were making very little money to do something fun. A live podcast in front of people. I was told I could sell 60 tickets. And that's what I did. He's sending this to you something fun. A live podcast in front of people. I was told I could sell 60

tickets. He's sending this to you. It's pretty simple. I don't know. Good luck with your event. I won't be talking **** about it from here on out and I won't. He wrote back, trying to blame this failure on Patrick and me is laughable. They're

your fans. You guys were encouraging it. No, we were not. You guys weren't telling them to stop, you did you go online say don't contact the venue? I you know what that is true I never went online and said don't cut it the venue because I had no idea it was contacting the venue How would I it's fucking retarded? I don't think you were I don't think you were I think patrick was sniping was loving it. You're online What does that have to do with anything? Patrick was sniping his. You're online. What does that

have to do with anything? Pending with sniping his shell. You're doing online. And I was online. He's not wrong about anything so far. You are online. That's true. I was online all week this week. That's true. So, he's gotta be

there. Screenshots of the venue. Flimsy Greenberg going down there. I I know all of it. I know all of it. I don't know who flimsy green bird is. I have no idea but okay. Of course you would say that. That's covered my ass again. I knew this was doomed from the start. Did you Carl? Because it was going to happen. That's the funniest thing. I'm like yeah I told you it's going to fail. He goes, oh yeah, well, it almost didn't. It's got you there. One day away from it not failing. What

an idiot. It was fine. Carl, as soon as Kevin talked to the owner, he confirmed everything. I knew it was doing from the start for many reasons. Now, there's the Carl impression but it did come me late into one of the best episodes you've ever done with you and kb and finally had a meeting culminate

culminate culminate is the word that i is the word that i used he saw that one oh yeah baby promo code yeah from the start for many reasons. But it did come to you late into one of the best episodes you've ever done with you and KB and finally had a meeting that should have happened weeks off air, weeks ago off air. Yeah, that's content, Carl. We're trying to have fun with it online, a buildup. So Carl's the know-it-all. He knows how everything should go.

Yes. I kind of think you know a little bit more about this. I was hoping the show would have happened. I have a number of friends and family who bought tickets Tell Jim I said hi and fuck the Chiefs. All right. Well that was nice ending but Encouraging this behavior of them contacting I guess you say some nice things at the end there, but the point is, what an asshole, right? It all cumulated in something nice. I email him today, 1230, before the show. I said, hey, Jack, can you forward the emails from WATP and NOA fans that got the show canceled?

He said he would forward them to me twice so far. I've heard many other instances of where he said that too.'s really he goes your spots right right back. He says why so you can predictably say they're fake So I said no because you said you were going to forward the emails to me I'd like to see what these assholes were saying And he responds Obviously you're up to something so I'll just give you the owner's email and you can ask him directly. So there's no questions whatsoever.

His name is Sal and he gives me his email address. Is it the whole thing that he doesn't want people emailing the owner of this place? He was telling people if they didn't believe him to call the venue themselves to ask on his show yesterday. Call the venue. What's happening? If you don't believe me.

I agree with Chad. You were up to something. It was fishy the way you were asking for those having ched at the right instance. He said so many times I'll forwarded the emails I can prove this I'm like all right for the emails. Oh, what are you up to? What's your angle boy? Carl if he forwarded you those emails he could get a strike on his YouTube channel right and he can't afford another Doxy literally said if I show the emails will be doxxing the man's already lost his Wikipedia. Have we no sympathy? So then Jed shows up on MLC about an hour or an hour and a half after this happened And he's drinking again a Chad's here

Chad you drunk. I'm drinking. I'm not gonna lie I just put one and got a bottle of Tito's cuz I'm so fucked my roadcaster took a shit So no more bells and whistles Wait your your audio is weird. You're only in one headphone, but that's that's actually better. I don't care It's actually better cuz it's not it's like it's not you or something. It's like a Different you well and my roadcaster took a shit, so I'm fucked. I don't know what to do Did you have the Tito's or you want to get out the Tito's I wouldn't bought some because I shall okay so any any new updates I mean I asked the owner to send me some of the emails

and they're definitely Patrick Melton fans and one was about stuttering John because he threatened to come there to fight people so it started with it was my fault and Patrick's fault. He even sent me an email. He said it on his show multiple times. It was my fault. Then a couple hours later, he's getting drunk and he says it was definitely Patrick Melton fans. And bring up the road caster. This is how did you break the road caster? We're going to find out because he keeps going back to, by the way, I mentioned my road casters broken. Like when Chad's drunk, he gets in in loops remember the first time he's on WTP And he just couldn't get out of this loop. He's like have a Chrissy mayor Chrissy mimic

Are we gonna move on or what are we doing? Okay? Bye Chad? See ya have a good one cocaine also does that to you I? Agree with that watch him wipe his nose. I don't know how much of the clip you got but he Drinking mad elf beers. What's wrong? Very strong. So now he's gonna explain the the evidence that it was Patrick Melton's fault What did the emails look legit? I mean they could be fake names But it was definitely ones a melting fan because I've seen him troll me a few times and the other ones a guy saying Yeah, stuttering John from the Howard Stern shows coming to fight people

So yeah, I mean we got fucked we literally got fucked out of this whole thing. Oh, we didn't get fucked Imagine the owner of any establishment going we just got an email saying stuttering John is coming to fight people close the door So all of a sudden it turned into two emails. There was one that a guy he recognized, an NLO fan, and then one guy mentioning stuttering John. It started with they were getting a barrage and they just couldn't take it anymore. It was just too much. And now it seems like there's maybe two total that's happened. And in Chad's mind, this is a victory for his haters, which I'll never understand this way of thinking Kevin thinks this way, too Like if I if I got my channel taken away that would somehow benefit him it doesn't

But Chad thinks that him not having the show is gonna benefit people who don't like his show. I'm getting fucking I'm gonna get hammered tonight, and I'm gonna get hammered tomorrow, and I'm gonna get handed Saturday I'm just so fucking I'm done All right, are you oh, so you're off the wagon you're off the chat. Why yeah, everyone won you guys all won man You got the show cancelled you got my road caster my patreon down you got my cancelled in Cape Coral But how they how they how they kill your road caster? Great follow-up question, Kevin.

I'm glad that Kevin asked. Better yet, Kevin, why did they kill his road caster? Tukey sent a signal, sent an audible signal through the internet that blew it up. Impressive. This is Chad throwing a very childish tantrum right now. Yeah. Fine, I don't care anymore. I don't even want to be in this world

I'm just gonna hold my breath, then you'll be sorry everything goes against me, and you guys are all mean You know I've never found him compelling in any way like I've never been entertained by any Chad stuff, right? I'm really enjoying this and I think that it all has to do with cum you late which I can't It's better than come you early You guys are all so eager to laugh about this, but Karl driving this poor man to drink is eating me up inside Horrific the funny part about all of this is that Chad thinks he worked hard on this yeah He said he was building the event. Yes. I feel bad for the people that were commenting.

There was so much we were doing behind the scenes. It's all down the drain. And by the way, the road caster, it's good. I'm going to get the manufacturer. I'm going to send it back, but we're not going to have one for two weeks, so no bells and whistles for two weeks. Damn it. He keeps bringing that up.

Like every, by the way, did I mention my road caster? My road caster guidescaster guys I mentioned that That's a security blanket right there. We should donate what happens in whistles. Why can't we get to the bottom of this? What what causes the roadcast I saw card if talking to oj about this this morning, and it's like road casters are built very well their bulletproof you would have to Probably throw a temper tantrum and smash the thing or the table or throw it against the wall Drinking it okay, cuz I don't understand how else all the sudden just shits the bat is a brand new roadcaster I don't know anyone else that happens to it doesn't happen It doesn't happen I bought it I bought a three-year-old used one. It's amazing

I got rid of it, but it doesn't happen. It's still working fine when I got rid of it. So you see right there all the stuff they were doing behind the scenes all the work they were doing so blade the guy who? hosts win by two He put out a video Laughing about this. He's actually he's Chad wasn't getting answers to did he even ask Now I do have to put this out there. There was, Chad was throwing bait out there and saying that we were in doing conference calls. I mean, this was an actual thing he said today. I don't know if I have the clip prepared.

I should have probably time stamped it. But apparently we were doing conference calls and on an email text chain. We were, me, Ken and Sal Sal weren't an email or in a text thread there was no email thread to my knowledge and there was no conference calls ever so this is interesting so Ken Mosca is the buddy of Chad's who tried to help him get this venue and get it set up Ken's the owner and then this guy John aka blaze sells your or sales oh yeah sales owner. And then this guy, John, AKA Blade. No, Sal's the owner.

Or Sal, sorry. Yeah, Sal's the owner. And then this guy, Blade, was the guy who was going to do all the work, bring all of the equipment, make sure that this show was actually going to happen. And we're talking about speakers, the PA system, monitors, computers, running the show, streaming it live, microphones, cameras, like all this stuff you'd have to do. It's not a kiss concert, but it's also not nothing. You know, it's not a stand-up show, it's not an open mic either. So, do with that wit you, Will NJ Ranger. The Chad ask, I don't know, I feel like not, right?

Because I feel like if he would have asked that question or any question all of this Could have been resolved three weeks ago Again it it the reason why I'm infuriated I need people to read to just understand this the reason why I'm infuriated is because this is all happening 72 hours away from the event This all could have been the the plug could have been pulled on this three weeks ago, and it would have just been okay But you got people you know taking off of work flying in driving down buying tickets getting ready They're excited to see a fucking show Kevin's out return show to the stage first time since his fucking roast

Which was you know what in 2020 or 2021 whenever the fuck it was? 2019 Yeah, it was a big deal people were looking forward to doing something finally in the MLC verse instead of just doing the same exact thing that they're doing and that they've been doing every Atlantic City meetup that's doing a podcast from your laptop in Kevin Brennan's room it's the laziest thing you could possibly do and I would say I would add to that and say even if it wasn't that big a deal like if only you know 15 people bought tickets on so far or

whatever like to those people it has to be so annoying to have to tune into a show every day just to find out if this event is going to happen or not. Like it's going to be exhausting. Yeah, this past week was crazy because it was just like you heard Kevin screaming at Chad about it, not wanting to do the show. And then the next day it's like, no, it's on. We got this figured out.

And then it's like, no, it's off again. And who's to blame this time? And the blame keeps going around to all these different people. It's like, guys, this is so dysfunctional. And you could tell it was a communication breakdown. Chad is terrible. Like he says, I'm not an event planner. He keeps saying, guys, that melted a plan of events. I'm not an event planner. He keeps saying guys that melted and planned events

I'm not an event planner. This is just normal adult shit that you need to do Especially if you're an entertainer if you're an entertainment I mean, I've set up so many shows for bands and for podcasts and stuff I just need to know who to talk to and make sure the equipment's gonna get there and everyone knows the deal with the door And security and shit. This is basic stuff. It's wildly unprofessional and disrespectful. And also I have to go in the middle of this segment. Is that okay? Yeah, I know you told me you had it out.

So Mike, I'm sorry that you couldn't get it through the rest of this. I'm sorry I have to leave early. Have fun boys. I appreciate you having me. And Lucy, good to see you. BindMike.net. Go there early and often and check out the Bind Mike this Sunday morning 10 a.m. Eastern boy and if you thought my

takes on John were good today just wait till you hear him tomorrow all right Mike good to see you buddy guys later thanks they should be in there and I do want to keep reminding people that this show in AC, this event that Chad was planning was only because Melton and Tukey decided to go to Atlantic city to play poker. Correct. And they figured they could griff off of some of their people that were going up there already. Yep. Yeah. It was never their idea to do another Atlantic city meetup. It was all a Patrick and, and I was laughing at them on this little piggy yesterday which by the way Great episode of this little piggy. We're not gonna have any Aaron Emholt coverage on the show today

But yesterday we broke down his boxing coach the owner of his boxing gym sale sale had that That stream where he pretty much came out and said all the things that we assumed That Aaron's a piece of shit and a huge problem for them And then Aaron had to come out and do damage control and pretend like none of that was sad, even though we all just watched it. So anyway, we covered all of that on this little piggy yesterday. I have to say that was a great episode, Carl. Thank you. I watched, I watched Chad an hour before this little piggy yesterday, watched the same video and you know, I'm not a steel

toe guy. I don't know a lot about steeltoe but I watched Chad sit there watch it and giggle occasionally I had no idea what the clip was about it meant nothing to me yeah but then I watched you guys watch it and it all made so much more sense it was amazing you wouldn't understand like you can't watch that video without context you wouldn't understand what's going on and of course Chad wouldn't know how to explain that but I was making fun of those two idiots Melton and Tukey because they organized this thing at the Borgata the Borgata half of the casino is shut down for repairs or maintenance or something like that the B bar everyone hung out last year is not open there's like nowhere to

go in the place to hang out. It's like smart move guys. No stuttering. John will tell you get rid of all the Mexicans. This is what happened. I think you're right. Uh so yeah. Now, uh Super Chatter is going to tell uh Chad is a bad

organizer. Chad, good grief. You're a bad organizer. It's fine. It doesn't. It it it could have been the shittiest show organized ever. It it got canceled because people are harassing the venue And I'm not I'm just gonna say I'm out of a roadcast for two weeks I have to send it back to the manufacturer and it's gonna take two weeks So I'm not saying I have to pay for it. It's just

No one asked about the fucking road caster dude. He's nothing without his drops If you can't hit the whip sound effect, he's not gonna get super chance anymore. Like he's seeing this is the device He won't let go of it physically. I don't easy keep showing even this though there were so many lies even in the road caster thing where a He he broke it our an hour or two earlier and he already had a timeline How well he's got to send it here. It's going to be back in two weeks. Like there's no electronics manufacturer in the world. That's going to get you that information quick enough. You fill out a form online. You wait for a couple of days, right? Then all of a sudden he's sitting at the California. He like within an hour he knew it's going

to California road is road is in New Jersey. Yeah. The road corporation is in New Jersey, not California, New Jersey and Australia. This is the guy who couldn't make a single phone call to the venue they're going to have their show at tonight and we're supposed to believe that he's getting all the information on this road

caster and what he needs to do. No, instead what he's doing is he's getting drunk. Well, you know, since Melton helped get this canceled, I think the nicest thing he could possibly do is like just shut the **** up about any event

we have coming up. What? I don't know. I'm I'm drunk. Good stuff, Chad. Oh my god. Uh so Chad's back to being Chad. I know Chad's boring but this is just fascinating to me because this morning uh he goes live from the airport and he took this down immediately. But thanks to my buddy, John Marlow for capturing

this for me and sending it over. Next time. Why don't you actually try? I did, dude. You guys are so dumb. You guys are the dumbest people ever. Like you have no idea. It's not that hard to put on a live podcast. You do exactly what I'm doing right now in front of people period done, sell 60 tickets done. But you guys had to attack the venue, you had to email the venue, call them nonstop. So everyone got fucked. First off, there's a lot more to it than that. And that's what Chad does understand just like, yeah, we're just gonna set up in

the corner and put out a whole show and live stream it and get super chats and Bring up comics and talk about their sets and easy peasy. Yeah, no problem at all. What could go wrong? But I like that Chad talks and every one of these shows It's like he's talking to people who are emailing the venue and you guys did this You guys who are the 15 people watching my Instagram this morning, you guys are the ones who did this. Like, you sure? You sure it's those people? I don't understand that. But Chad explains that he's not like that. You know, I know Stuttering John's all for canceling gigs and everything, so I don't do that. I don't. Huh. It's interesting. He says that he doesn't get people's gigs cancelled only considering John does yeah

I saw a card of show today a little clip that tells me differently AI girl about him some of it involves you and threatening you so We booted him off the show bye-bye We booted him off the show bye bye we booted him off the show ladies gentlemen John bye did it pay did it pay John bye bye good luck John you got kicked off the show motherfucker. Bye This will be from years ago though right card if I mean, he's probably changed his mind on how getting people canceled off shows Is not a good thing

No, not quite last year. It was about two weeks into the new year. Oh, so it was just it was just this last month Yeah, two weeks ago Celebrated getting his gig canceled. It's just like you fucking assholes giving people's gigs canceled. Like I would never do that to anyone. Yep. You would. He's so bad at this. He also said that John got his gig canceled in Cape Coral. And I'm sorry. There's no fucking way. The police called the venue saying, Hey, we're going to come down there later to meet up with Chad. And they said, Nope, we're kicking Chad off the show because of it. Police can't get your gigs canceled. It doesn't make any fucking sense

wouldn't that be interfering with a What's that obstruction of justice if they canceled him when they knew the police were coming? That's a good That's a good point too. Yeah, like you can't just be like, you know what fucking I'm gonna let him come here Yeah, none of that makes any sense, but this is the funniest part from this morning's. Officer Jablomi called. This is the funniest part from this morning's airport stream that he did. Yeah, I slept very well. I had a show last night. I didn't tell

anybody where it was because I didn't want to. I didn't want it to get canceled. Apparently that's your guys's mo now is trying to cancel people's gigs all the time. So he had a show last night, but he didn't tell anyone. And then he says this, you're terrified of people confronting you. I tell where I'm at at all times where I'm gonna be. I use my real name. It's I haven't paid attention to Chad in a long time and I forget how quickly he trips up. Like as soon as there's a little bit of pressure and some questions being asked of him and things like he just melts down Immediately, it's really bad at this, but you know not telling anyone about your gig is also a great way to get your gig canceled

But yeah, he's not going to Atlantic City. I don't know if you have that news. Oh, no What's the latest with that because he was on his way? He said he was still coming to AC one to hang out with people and give out t-shirts and stickers and lanyards. There was another stream, whether it was in the Philly airports or back at the Tampa airport, he appeared to be going to the gate. Somebody yelled at him, sir. TSA is closing the doors and the, the and the stream went dead. And then there was a, I guess he missed his flight. There was a tweet two hours ago that said,

I'm an hour away from Philly. So we don't know. Nobody knows where Chad is now where he isn't, but he says he's not going to AC. Long story. Okay. What a fucking debacle. We called it. Chad's gonna pretend that we had something to do with it. We did

not. He just sucks at this. He sucks at life. You know, that sucks in common is Tom Myers. We got a new game for us, everybody. Taking off. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show. Two minutes with Tom. But now I do love traveling outside the state of Maryland I love it because you can buy fireworks outside the state of Maryland. You just go across the state line into Virginia They have fireworks stands all over the place. And this one fireworks stand I went to,

this guy was very knowledgeable, very helpful, came up to me and said, now son, if you have any questions about fireworks, you just come talk to me, all right? I've been working at this fireworks stand for five years, and I know every single, I know every single thing there is to know about fireworks. Pause it, Carl, I can explain this joke to you.

Yeah. He's showing that the guy at the fireworks stand has two fingers blown off. Yes. That's what he's. There's a visual element to this if you're listening to the podcast. It's important.

I also liked that they had the crowd reaction shot again too. Got a good pop. People are like. it's actually the same This is actually the same show. Okay, the last clip but a different his first appearance on the same show. Okay, cool Wow, he has the experience But it's scary when you travel outside the state You go ahead and you travel all these places. Everything looks weird to you. You go into gas stations, mini-marts, they all sell weird stuff. I was in this one gas station that sold leather jackets. Now who buys a leather jacket at a gas station? Who does that? Can you imagine

the commentator at that fashion show? The sunglasses are from Dolce and Gabbana, the shirt is a polo by Ralph Lauren. The pants are from Abercrombie & Fitch. And the leather jacket is from the Texaco Mini-Mart. And it was free with a 10-gallon purchase. Very strange, very strange indeed, traveling in some of these areas in the middle of nowhere. See some real serious folks out there. Am I i right you'd be driving down the road it's

nothing you stop in this tiny little tumble down shack to go get something to eat or in my case it's the venue writers happen to be performing that night because my agent rocks you go in there what did Tom say next here are your choices number one and the leather jacket I just bought from the gas station is on sale. B. And it looks like a scene from Duck Dynasty on crack. Next. It's sensory overload. The sights, the tastes, the smells, the sounds. I put this down, that's just the restroom. Four. Everybody at the bar is watching deliverance and lastly I counted more teeth on the floor than in the bartender's mouth two minutes with time all right you go in there oh man I think I want to go with next sensory overload the sights the sounds of smells and that's just the bathroom

What do you think Lucy? I was leaning towards next. I don't think it's deliverance I I Want to go with one the leather jacket? No guy. Yeah the callback. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very possible. That's why Cardiff left that joke in there very possible producer Chris. What do you think I would be? Duck Dynasty on crack I see a few bees in the the chat but yeah, I Some people are saying lastly that would be like a Tom Myers joke is why would there be teeth on them? Yeah, but it was teeth last time so okay

You stop in this tiny little tumble down shack to go get something to eat or in my case The venue writers happen to be performing that night Because my agent rocks you go in there and everybody is at the bar watching deliverance oh come on that's the worst one that i thought it was gonna be no oh he's got a tag too all right Come on! No! Oh, he's got a tag too. Alright. And they start cheering during the Squeal Like a Pig scene. Come up to you after the show, they tell you you're pretty funny and you got a pretty little

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It's gonna break my brain, but that setup that he had for the leather jacket thing It's like we all knew where that was going and he took so long to get there You gotta go with three other clothing. I know yeah Just to get to the like yeah, I know you already set that up like we knew that was the joke I love that a that a fashion show runway would be featuring Abercrombie and What year is it and also what to a Macy's He's so bad at this. Calvin Klein.

All right, Carter, people should go to devil verse that TV should because you've been covering Chad for a while now. I have, I have, I've been bringing up some of the old stuff. I have an episode coming out this Thursday. We are going to go deep into some Chad this Thursday. Idiot autopsy comes back this Thursday. Nice. We are going deep into Chad. We will continue to expose, put a mirror as Chad says, we will continue to put a mirror up to Chad Zumach and let you see what he actually is ladies. My wife and I were watching your program. Was it Wednesday night? I think last Wednesday night I had to go up. I had to go right after that episode.

Yeah. it was fantastic Did a great job. I thank you very much enjoyed it and of course Lucy type-bashing you find her on YouTube. Yes, not on rumble, but on YouTube once over with Kaylee C-a-y-l-a-y. Yeah, great job. Thank you. How do you think we got going out on your channel? Um lots and lots of movie reviews as always I just recently put out a review of a night at the Roxbury featuring the very famous Tony from hack the movies I knew it in addition to you brag about having famous friends in addition to that I did one on a Nora which is one of the 2024 huge Oscar nominees and this upcoming Tuesday

February 11th, I think is the day at 630 p.m. Tony joins me again to talk about Blues Brothers 2000 so all right, please come suffer through that with me Making the rounds he was on biggest problem the universe in studio last night. I was watching. Yeah, he's out no way He's staying with veto. Yeah, I can't wait to talk to Tony about that Staying with veto. Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait to talk to Tony about that Veto apparently he was so I don't know big vetoes places But he was walking through like the shared room with just a towel on after a shower and took the towel off before he got Into his room so Tony saw dick so you were also getting photographs for me No, I sure did I didn't get any photographs. I just heard of telling these stories on the show last night

so Imagine seeing Vita anyway I didn't get any photographs. I just heard of telling these stories of the show last night so Imagine seeing Vena anyway Friends Carl people to enjoy this show I should probably stop talking about this stuff Hey, we got some internet news Let's see what's going on on the old internet Let's see what's going on on the old internet. Internet news. News from the internet. From Patreon, Josh Kaufman is curious about Lily Womble.

This lady ever heard of main character syndrome? It's not a compliment. Andrew has a non-compliment for PC. Producer Chris may not speak often, but when he does he cracks me up. He brought the main character energy for sure. Bubble Popper 24 demands. More OP! All day, every day!

More toe, too! Average cracker notes. Bubble Popper 24 demands more OP all day every day more toe too. Average Cracker notes Rob Saul isn't doing damage control to convince people he's fine. He's trying to convince himself he doesn't have a problem. I had a case of loser denial like Rob. It's classic addict behavior. Deluxe reports Carl got so excited when he talked about packages. Oh my god. Wow. Just do it, Lady K. Dang lizard opines. There is only one thing that you need to cover today.

And that is sit down Zumok. Emergency show time! Mr. Trey Peacock is suspicious. Carl, you said you offered to have Rob on your show. Is that a real invitation or was it actually an intervention? From Reddit, wickprickschlub shares. I love Adam because I'm certain stuttering John absolutely loathes him long iron six response Oh, he's already attacked him my credits are better. He hasn't been on TV in three years Ralph mole man. Malish submits He's good, but we don't need a straight man every episode sometimes

It's good to have two retards and Chris. Nomad number 16. I like Adam because he never fake laughs, unlike 99% of the people in the shitverse. Additional ad writes, I like when Carl's yucking it up about something. No disrespect, he's being a host. And Adam is just watching and listening to John, measuring his next point. And it's always a good point. Far and away my favorite. Reddit loves free speech concurs, it's my favorite part about him. But Baloney Cannon counters with nah, need Andy and Lucy in the mix. And from YouTube, Wes11Bravo comments, I love how hand over mouth mortified Adam was in the first 3 minutes of seeing shiny Robb's all gear. Hell satin. Vinny Headache theorizes. John isn't on camera because his mother caught off the internet and he can't afford beer AND WiFi, which is why he broadcasts from the Cape Coral McDonald's.

Jdead863 riffs. The Rob Saul Show brought to you by Big Pharma. John Dalton warns. Fentanyl is a hell of a drug. And DMS 1010 plays this out with a spot on observation. Everyone has to always say I went to the gym. Let me clarify, the people who don't look like they went to the gym always have to say

they just went to the gym. Excellent work, you two, on our internet news. And Lucy, you got a gift from Skinny Chad Zumach. I sure did. It's been in the house for over a month I apologize for that, but I'm excited to see what skinny Chad got for you. I am very excited. Oh Boy now he once got me hamburger pants. I think that these are popsicle pants Popsicle pants. All right, put them on right now. Look very cool. Hey coffee jeans Pants all right put them on right now look very cool. Hey coffee jeans this of course Let's see if they fit my popsicle reviews over on my patreon. Yeah, why can't I open things ever all right cool?

Yep, why do they look? Okay popsicle pants very cute Thank you very much skinny Chad Zumach are they Triple XL like the pants he got for me yes All right triple XL like the pants he got for me. Yes. So they'll fit me perfectly. Alright. Remember you can send us gifts if you want to. Whoarethese.com. There's a mailing address that you can take advantage of and we do appreciate that. I have some voicemails. Let's get through those and let's get out of here. Starting off with Ronnie in Syracuse. Hey, Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you, love the show.

Just wanted to make a quick comment about the latest bonus episode with the Drew and Mike, the mini-sode with Woke Dad. And we know that he makes all that stuff up. But there were two real tells in that last scenario outside of his coffee shop where the two guys in the trucks were fighting supposedly. What's interesting about that is he says that the one guy says something about it takes time for the price of things to come down and the other guy and he says these things take time and he says well it's nothing to do with the president and that's what the last administration people would say

when the price of gas was up for for example, they would say, well, that has nothing to do with the president. And then the other thing that he said was these guys are going to kiss and make up. Nobody says that anymore. And this, this guy, plus he's such a grifter. I can't stand it. How he wants to, if he wants to really raise money for needy people, how about taking a portion of the sales and then matching that that's how you donate. Well, don't call me back. All right. Woke Dad brings out a lot of emotion out of people. People get very fired up.

And we're looking at the magic bag, by the way. Oh, I should have said this when Mike was on. We're potentially looking at Boston in the summer and Detroit in September. So keep an eye out for that. Should be a lot of fun. Also remember episode 600 is coming up later this month. So if you guys want to send in some song parodies about WTP and how much we suck or some roasts videos, things like that. Yes, that would be great. What up Carl? It's your boy here. Just wanted to give you a quick ring because none of my friends would give a shit, but oh my god, this Anthony Kumia and Norton episode of Can't Save You is fucking amazing. Don't know if you guys are going to do a review of it or anything like that, but there's gold

in here for ya. Alright, fuck you. Love you, Chris. Bye bye in here for you. All right. Fuck you. Love you, Chris. Bye bye. I watched it twice now. I watched it when it came out. I watched it again with my wife. So Anthony was a guest on Jim Norton's new show. And you know, it's an hour long. They said they filmed another hour. I don't know what they're going to do with that footage. But it's fantastic. And guess who's

never brought up once? Greg Opie Hughes. Weird. Isn't that crazy that they're allowed, they're able to just do a show and not have to talk about Opie? It's never been done. Hey there, Carl. It's Nick. This is for WATP. I'm watching you guys live right now and I'm just realizing that I believe I've mistaken Adam Bush for Billy West a few times. I do like that defensive because he seems to be the less retarded Billy West, but maybe the more retarded Tom Kenny I need to explore. Don't call me back about this one. I think Adam's a lot younger than

Billy West. Yes. So that might be why it's insulting, but I can see the resemblance, sure. Boner guy. Go Bills. I obviously had to call back to respond to my friend, the great Seamoose's message from last episode, especially because Lucy's scheduled to be on this one. Of course she'll be hanging around

for the voicemail section at the end. Fuck on earth, wouldn't she? It's obviously the best bit of, well not the show, it's afters. Anyway, yeah. You know, I had an idea. There's no reason why Lucy can't be both of our future ex-wives,

and I don't really mind the order either, but in fact, we seem to be mutually interested in what the other one's got going on. And you know, I think we could form a very special polycule with Ms. Titebox and maybe that'll be enough. Possibly this is why her previous marriages have failed. There just wasn't enough man there going on but with the three of us, who knows, anything's possible. I'm even willing to overlook your scrotal issues as long as you promise to vote for Carl with me At the creep off comm every week and that goes for you too, Lucy. So you gotta think about that I don't think it's think about that at all

It's a nice proposal Something about the name miz tight box you played that drop before we started the show of that crazy guy. Yeah Do you like it better or this one this one's tight box? Do you know what you did wrong? Out of that drop does I get played enough on this show. I'm sorry. It's great. She doesn't do enough things wrong Well, you're not marrying boner guy yet so there's that. Listen I'm still trying to beat Liz Taylor for number of divorces so there's plenty of me to go around. All right I would like to see that cumulate. Thank you. I would too. Callback King. Carl I know Gino is your friend and

everything but is there a scenario in your mind or anyone's mind there where Gino could actually make it in the show business industry? He had 19 people watching him yesterday. He's a loser. He has no gigs. He's just people live in their parents basement, but he lives in a studio apartment in East Harlem. There's no way this guy is going to make any money in the entertainment business. Get a fucking job loser. He's also back on steeltoe show for some reason, which is mind boggling. But yeah, he was there on on with Aaron Friday morning back to rumble Fridays with Gino, I guess. back to rumble Fridays with Gino I guess. I don't know if that's a great move. Alright, here's a good idea to boost our Patreon, our Patreon numbers.

Hey Carl, Joe from PA. Long time, long time. Love you, love the show of course. Now I know there's been rumors and innuendo in regards to you losing Patreon numbers, of course. I'm a member in good standing, but remember back in the day when the review girls used to get naked pictures or semi-naked pictures, racy pictures that they would put up on the Patreon to entice people, you know? And wasn't Jenny Jingles at one time a review girl, maybe?

I don't know, just an idea with all the heat around Jenny's giant cans. That's a way that you could bolster some numbers and give her a cut of the fucking money. Yeah, don't call me back. Oh I'll check with her sir. I'll see how she feels about that Yeah, remind you that you can see Vicks Hannah's and Mary Beth's photos on our patreon when you sign up page on a comm slash who are these podcasts? Hey, Carlos Mondes. I was just watching the last episode of WATP with TV's Adam Bush. And I came to the realization when you guys pointed out that Aaron is just like a South Park character, it's not that he's a generic one. He's a specific one. He's that dude from the episode where Canada

goes on strike and he keeps demanding more money. It It's like where do you want the money to come from? I don't know the internet give me some of that money and then she destroys their economy Don't you guys see this is the wind we showed him we can do whatever we want She's looking at South Park character. Oh my god. He might be fucking stupid than John Alright, call me back. Oh, you look like you had something to play over. Yeah, it's like a Canadian talk one It's too guys on your face. Hey buddy, but yes That that's a great poll right there. That's a great call because yeah, it's a very similar to Aaron's like yeah Give me your money. What do you mean? All right, you guys have money. I want that money

Yeah, and Canada's almost dead and he's like, see, we won. Gary and San Diego. Hey Carl, about a month or so ago when John said he was leaving the dabble verse, he said that you, uh, W a T P and Shulie and, uh, would pretty much throw in the towel because you guys didn't it we're running out of content right soon as he left the dabble verse Yeah, yeah. Yep. My question is Carl. Are you ready to throw in the towel? Or do you think Shulie with uncle Rico is ready to throw in the towel? They haven't seen it yet Are you running out of content? Mm-hmm not quite

Rock and roll and roll. Thank you, Gary Honestly, I didn't get to any Aaron stuff today or open stuff like there's too much to talk about this week Which is good. I'm sure on shows every day. So that helps For talking about this shit non-stop. I love it though. It's so fun Aaron's week was fucking crazy I like it can't tell you what my favorite part of this week was between Chad and Kevin and Aaron and John and Rob Saul and all these fucking losers I'm so happy for you. Thank you. I deserve it. God damn it. I deserve this happiness

one more here Hey Carl, you know I was listening to a stuttering sex test video the one with Opie. Oh the great by the way Have you ever tried to get Joey from Westwood one on your show? No, I'd love to hear what it was like working with Opie from that guy because you could tell towards the end he was really getting tired of being handed trash audio and trying to make a show out of it. I remember that. Yeah. And also get Kaia back on the show. Kaia was great. All right. We were supposed to have Kaia not too long ago and then he bounced on us, but I'll reach out to him.

I'll have to get Kaya back on the show. He's always good. It's always a good time. Well, I think we've come to the end, guys. What do you say we close things out with a whimper? Okay. All right. Okay, bye.

Yes. Thank you. Okay, all right Yes, thank you for tuning in bye Carl I love you Are we done here I think we are Jesus. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. That was a great episode. That was really great.

Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Oh, fuck off.