Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep596 - Opie Unleashed

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

Opie has created a new channel where we get to watch him treat people like he’s better than them. He refers to this behavior as “pranks.” He’s also trying out a couple of new cohosts on his show and they’re perfect because neither can call him out on his BS. It’s another Adam Busch Wednesday as we yuck it up about Anthony Cumia’s most recent Opie troll. Theo Von has former NFL great Antonio Brown on his show and the two of them become best friends immediately while inventing their own language. Howard Stern reacted to the Super Bowl by having a bad Patrick Mahomes impersonator yell at a wack packer. Lisa Boswell continues to say the most outrageous and hilarious things when she’s angry at Helga and Helga’s boyfriend. We analyze Stuttering John’s latest stand up set where he actively loses the crowd and gets the biggest laugh with someone else’s joke. Annie joins to read a recent review and we finish things up with your voicemails. Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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first half of this episode from 2023 the second half's even better oh it's hard to believe so we got to get back to that. Stuttering John stand up his most recent stand up performance. We're going to break down a little bit. Also your voicemails coming up, but first we will be reviewing a reinvented Opie and his channel Opie unleashed NYC. A lot of talk about. I mean, Oh, he's got more people talking than subscribing. Unfortunately, it's true. Yeah. But people are talking about it. They're interested in this for the first time in a long time. People are talking about Opie and are interested. So he must be doing something right. I would imagine. I want to start off. Opie put up this video where one of his tires was going flat so he

had to bring his car into the shop you know to inflate your tires at the shop and we're gonna follow him as he goes into the shop and Adam tell me to pause it at any time because this is right off of his channel I'm just gonna play you the video and any thoughts that you have along the way, just let me know. This is called Opie's PSI Problems. All right, we got some PSI problems here. The 21 PSI, that is a major problem.

It's lit up. We got 28 on the front left. We got a 40 on the front right. We got a 29 on the back right and that tire has a nail in it. I know of a gas station that's uptown, so that's where we're headed. Oh, that's kind of nice, right? Oh my God, one of my PSIs went down as I was driving.

Oh God, what's going on with my tires? This is like what you do on an off day when you want to spend time with Grandpa and just do something nice. You just spend the day with him listening to this shit. What makes him think this is a show? Well because this is the most excitement he has in a day. He's like oh my car needs to go and get fixed so I'll bring the pod squad along with me and you guys can all watch me as I do this routine thing that anyone does in their day and doesn't make a big deal about it. It also just happens to be the absolute laziest way to go about it. You're telling me the

best show you can possibly put on is what you were already gonna do today. Well, what you would do during your off day. And I wasn't gonna tease this until later but I do have an appointment at the DMV tomorrow. So guys tune into this channel. It's going to be nuts. Am I going to do photo? I don't even know. I mean, who knows what's going to happen tomorrow. Pull in.

Vome, vome, vome. They're all over the place. You see all the PSI's. They're bad, bro. We got to fix the PS to the eye. OK, so now he's talking to the employee here and he's talking to him like the guy's a schmuck. Uh-huh. And it's very insulting and it gets worse. Thank you very much. What do you think sir? 32 to 34 on each

tire? We're going 35. Alright, we're going 35. Thank you. You're gonna be my new regular guy, bro. Alright. I like the other guy but you know he's not here when I need him so you're now my new guy. This guy's not engaging in any way. He's not looking over at him, he's not making eye contact today, he's just like yeah okay whatever. But Opie continues this on like this is his gold is interacting with these people. Do you want me to yell out the PSI as it goes? You got it? You got everything all. You got that little thing thing. We got a 35 bro on the back left. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, be long before there was a digital display that showed what your PSI was. It's a, it's built into the thing that blows up your tire. So

people know, so they won't, won't overdo it. Yeah. You could even do it yourself. Opie. I mean, I've done it many times. Look at me. Look where I've gotten to in life. Breaking news guys. My 21 is now 35. I think we should go a little higher on the 35 because there's a slow leak. Maybe give the back left. Maybe give me an extra two or three. All right. But now you got me at 35. That, that one's good. That one doesn't leak. All right. Thank you, got me at 35. That that one's good. That one doesn't leak. All right. Thank you, sir. So now we're up to All right. So let's say that some of this is true and there is like a slow leak in his tire. Shouldn't Opi just go get a new tire then? Probably just get it fixed rather than what is he going to do this every day? He can afford it. Drive down and just get it

pumped back up again. he's acting like he is with his friends like positioning them on top of him wearing a long trench coat and this is all like an amazing prank because they're 10 right getting away with this I don't understand what the humor is supposed to be or why we're supposed to be watching this I love New York so much I love live streams of New York I'll just put them on. This is ruining that. I would watch this if it didn't have Opie in it. I have a theory about this and I was thinking about this when I'm watching this video and the next video we're

going to watch. Why does Opie think this is entertaining and why does he act like this? Why does he behave in this way? Opie sits up in his castle and he looks down at all the peons in New York City and literally looks down at them but also figuratively looks down at them and they're his subjects for his amusement so sometimes he'll come down 500 feet and go to the ground floor and be entertained by these ridiculous people who make $14 an hour or whatever whatever they're doing exactly how he acts this is how he's acting this entire time And it's only funny for us the audience if we also have zero respect for these people But the audience is sitting there going why you shit on the sky was inflating your tires

Like you drove into a shop You told me you needed some air. He's like yeah, I can do for you. I wish this guy would blast him like no country for old men. Right. But I think that's what sums up OP's pranks. Now that I'm looking at it and you can go back to him talking to tourists quite often, he has zero respect. Yep. He's just being disrespectful to him like that. Isn't that funny? Like this guy's never had his face on a billboard in New York I have Cool, but this continues on 35 psi on both back tires that strong. Oh my god, it's kind of creepy

We're only at 32 at the front left. I know went up to 35 37 Okay, grandma grandma just just call me back when it's done, okay went up to 35. 37. 38. Okay, grandma, grandma, just call me back when it's done, okay? Call me back when it's done. All right, it sounds like it's going okay. Okay, love you too.

So he's inflating it to your liking? Okay, great, good, good. Yeah, get out of there whenever he's done. I don't need to be on here the whole time with you. You're doing great, you got it. Now we're at 41. All right, now we got, now we're getting crazy the other way. We got a solid 41 Yeah, but no one could find the stupid leak I've got

the rim because I I went to Carlos and fix his tires in midtown and then I went to okay, you don't care Oh, you're busy a little bit over there All right, you know so opi's trying to do that thing where he's just like let's see how long I can talk nonsense to this Guy and the guy was having none of it, which I love I loved his responses. She's like, oh, yeah Carlos Okay, cool. So you're good. You can get the fuck out of here. I got other people to do now This is the most insulting part of all of us in my opinion

Oh, how much is I usually give the other guy five, but I'll give you 10. Thank you. All right. Thank you, brother. Have a good day. Not only did he hand the guy $10 for this after harassing him, but it's like wadded up ones it's like money like you'd give to a stripper or a whore. He was like, here you go.

Tuts. Or you got from stuttering John. Yeah. Don't spend it all in one place like what the fuck was that and speaking of stuttering John Yeah, excuse me they they act the same and the only difference besides the alcoholism Is for some reason opi never says I'm a celebrity Right, but they act exactly. Opi knows that that's the one place not to go and start listing his credits. Yep But he acts like a prince. Yes

And you know that guy you don't have to be internet savvy nowadays to know when you're being filmed and he keeps looking at The camera and looking at him and he knows like just remove yourself from places where you're being filmed by strangers Nobody likes that. They don't think it's gonna go well or something good is gonna happen to this video He knows his rights are being violated and he's just trying to get out of your fucking frame. Yep. Put in a good word with ice. All right. Oh he's got a joke I'll put in a good word with ice. See again that's him looking down at this guy like he can't possibly be a real New Yorker like me. I'm probably as OP. So now you're filming him and talking about ice. He's going great. You're making friends. He probably won't be deported anytime soon Opie. I know he has an accent. There you go guys the excitement of my life

my god He just didn't want to hear about PSI anymore. That's that's too bad. I Could have really went on and on about air and PSI We're on the road again doggy Okay, everyone's calm. Everyone's calm. Let's take a look at our PS to the eye by the way I'll show you at the next light this guy like he was so busy that

he ignored the fact that there's a like he was so busy that he ignored the fact that there's a there's a nail in the tire. So this is the big payoff. He's very excited about this. He's like, I'm putting this video together. There is going to be a payoff for this. And he's already chuckling to himself about what he's about to show us and reveal. I'll show you the nail in the tire that the guy completely ignored is he didn't want to get involved? He was done with me dog. You stay in the car Just in case you were thought I was lying There you go, there's the big get on today's

Here's my guess on this the guy who was putting air in his tires saw that and didn't give a fuck and wasn't about to engage with Opie any further. It's just like whatever, man. You're just stupid air beyond your way. It just hit me as we were watching this that Opie is so lonely. He doesn't have any friends. He's got no one to talk to. the wife doesn't want to hear about this Engaging story they're done. Like he has no one to talk to and like you said, this is the most exciting part of his day So it is worth filming to him Adam You're right because if he did have other friends, they'd be on the live stream with them We see that when he goes to get hearts

Every loser who says hi to the owners like hey get over here get on the show with us Each person is more retarded than the last and they just keep coming on and drinking beers with Opie That's like his big night out Tuesday nights at Gavards It's weird because he thinks he's the best and that every thought he has is worth sharing, but he also doesn't have any confidence that he can do a show and other people always take precedence. Anything the chat says is better than any thought he has. Anyone near him is better than anyone he has.

Putting the camera on that guy he knows is more entertaining than him. How does that coexist with that kind of ego? Bye guys. Thank you very much for real. I I I I love you. No, I really love you. So there's another video that he put out right around the same time. And it's the same day. But it's something different that's going on around all of this.

Navigating chaos, dog barks, traffic. And this is one of those ones that was created with AI, whoever's helping him with this shit. We were cloning this months ago, where all of a sudden he'd like say a phrase like, oh, the bedroom. And there's like the shitty AI picture of a bedroom. Like it just like shifts to that real quick, but there's no continuity.

It doesn't work. It doesn't make any sense. So now he's got a narrator and he's got the words up on the screen here. Navigating chaos, dog barks, traffic woes, and a tire surprise on live stream. Oh doggy. Make it even more complicated. We're in the middle of a nightmare of traffic you're parking have a little self-awareness Opie you're barking

The dogs just doing what you're doing doesn't know what you're talking about or get your irony all he hears is Oh in a funny voice. Yeah, and now you're blaming the dog for not being self-aware Yeah, the the Opie yelling have some self-awareness is if he's doing this on that level Congratulations, he's not I gotta make I gotta make a u-turn like have some self-awareness I do have to say as far as co-hosts go I gotta make a U turn. I do have to say as far as co-hosts go, definitely I put him above Sherrod Small, Vic Henley, a lot of the guys who have been on the show.

Yeah. Doggie's great. Right? He can yes and. Yeah. He has genuine chemistry. Alright guys. I know doggie.

I know. It was time for doggie's walk. I really bothered him. I know Do you know it's time for doggy's walk? I really bothered him. Okay All right We're on the road again doggy. That's what a road looks like I mean these images don't add to the story at all. It doesn't connect anything It just makes it look like this was put together by shitty AI In you doggy against the world. Oh, geez. Thanks 20 20 likes today. Jeez, thanks. But I'll still

show you the Dinelle and the entire doggy. So he's complaining about only getting 20 likes so far. And this is a totally different video that he put out on his channel. Same payoff. Stay in the car. Stay in the goddamn car. I wish the doggy would drive away. Just in case you thought I was lying. There you go. There's the big get on today's live stream. This nail in the tires, the most interesting thing that's happened to Opie in months. He's like, I finally have something. People are going to go nuts for this content. And it's so great that he actually threatened to not show it to us. Right.

20 likes and I'm going to show you the net. Thank you for following through on that. I don't know if you guys deserve this 20 likes and I've been advised not to pull the nail out. Okay. So now you got to hit the like, Oh, I could have done one of my dancing videos. Oh well, next time. Save it for next time. This is the guy who's yelling his dog for having self-awareness And then he's like I should have been dancing in the intersection like I did before like no That's a really bad idea actually don't do that If he actually wants views if he were to just put the phone in front of the steering wheel and just shoot the street and shut The fuck up look at thousands of. People like watching New York City.

Just remove Opie from it and you'll have something successful. There's a restaurant I go to in the Village Gate where on one of the TVs, they'll have on a YouTube channel where it's just a guy walking through the streets of Italy. I love that. There's no commentary.

It's just a guy and you kind of get to see like what's doing and the different shops that are around. And it's kind of nice to just look at that while you're eating your Italian food But is he smug and does he look down upon everyone he comes in contact with and then rip cake out of homeless people's hands? You've catchphrases. Nope And it won't get nearly as much as that guy saying nothing so This guy Tim sent me in a clip because he was in the old

Jocktober opi and Anthony episodes are doing the jocktober stuff, and I guess Q from in practical jokers Also co-host tell him Steve Dave with our buddy Brian Johnson Q was a big fan of jocktober So he calls in to the show so Brian Quinn calls in and This is the back and forth with the opester. Thank you. Worthless. And Brian, you've got to come into our show, man. I would love to tell me how women, I'm there. Yeah, we'll figure it out. My, my in-laws turned me on to impractical jokers. You got them to thank. And I absolutely like it. Where we have, that's an insult right there. The in-laws who don't like anything he's doing

on the opiate after the show, show, liking practical jokers. Probably should have left that part out, but okay. With the show, I don't even know. I'm a little behind. We're on a, we new episodes start the 24th of October and we are shooting the third season now. So we're just gonna, we got like 30 more episodes to shoot. All right, I'm thinking,

I'm thinking guest spot for myself. I'm right in. Just put them on the spot. Yeah. I'm thinking a guest spot. What do you think? Yeah. Sounds like you're building new friendships. I could pull a joker too. Every once in a while. Wow. Opie wants to be on impractical jokers because he is a prankster as we're finding out from Opie unleashed NYC. This has been building to this. He's been talking about doing this. This is going back to 2012 for Christ's sake. I can make that happen. I have that power. I would love to be on that show. All kidding aside. All right. hold on the line. We're gonna get your number because you should absolutely come in to promote the new season.

So good catch by Tim for hearing that because now that we know that, oh, we got a whole prank channel, we know what he was inspired by. I bet that was a tall, a practical joke. Sorry, Q. I didn't mean that about you guys. You guys are fine. I love people that say things like, I tell good jokes. Right. I pull off good ones.

I have a lovely singing voice. I'm very good at impressions. And then they don't give you an example and you have none to speak of. He could just mention how funny he is. No one says that. That's funny. They're just funny. I am such a prankster.

Oh my gosh. Have you had me on that show? Forget about it. You'd probably be offered me a long-term contract I'm just so good with that kind of stuff I'm just thinking of the last time I saw him on a show and there was the guy Fieri shopping thing Oh god, he had a zoom recorder. Yeah, it was a train wreck. Yes Okay, I think my people saw this because you used it in the opener today

But Anthony on his show and thanks to Stalin 19 for covering this but Anthony talked a little bit about this back and forth he's been having with openy openy openy this back and forth with Opie that Anthony has been having because Opie just has been so distraught and upset that Anthony's has an opinion on anything that he's doing so Anthony said like all, I'll address this. And his latest unleashed was he's just walking in the slushy snow in New York, like kind of just walking around the city, you know. I'm watching some of it and I'm just like, again, I'm rooting for the guy.

I'm not angry. I don't sit here and go, you f**k that guy and his stupid. I don't say that. I'm literally rooting for him. Go Opster. So I like this because I remember back when Opie started doing the beer show

and it had like an intro with some music and whatever it was. And they said the same thing then he goes, he's trying something good. Oh goody. We were all surprised. Putting a show on instead of just turning on his webcam at 6 a.m. and talking about the sunrise.

Twirling in the streets. Right, yes. So Anthony goes on to explain what he is doing when he comments on Opie's stuff. I'm hopeful. You do it. You be unleashed, Opster. I critique it. I give him a constructive criticism on his show because it's mostly boring. You need something kind of exciting.

Oh, I probably didn't see the nail in the tire. I think that came out after this. He didn't realize how exciting things got. I hope he was taking his advice. Something compelling, something you feel passionate about. And he, ooh. So he's walking in the winter, wonderland. No, he's walking in the snow.

He said that right when he went out, it was big snowflakes and snow. And then right when he starts recording, it turns into this ice pellets and then some rainy ice and it just looks like shit. New York just looks like shit. And it was just like, I'm really hoping he gravitates towards something more interesting. Or interesting. Yeah. Not more interesting. Just interesting would be helpful.

I love it. He goes, I like that he's trying this thing, but it's boring. It is so boring. If you ever watch one of these hour long live streams, him walking around, it is, again, he's a lonely guy. He needs someone to talk to. So he pulls out the chat. I mean, Chad Zumach does the same thing.

And I'll bet being lonely in New York is lonely. There's a lot of lonely people in New York and it's depressing. It's very depressing. It's such a unique kind of fuck you that Anthony's doing here. It's really intelligent and very, very cruel and enjoyable because he's like, I'm so over this and above you that I'm actively trying to help you. Like two people in a war and this guy's like, let me put your gun together for you. Let me just put the bullets in there and let me, because you need some help. Because the advice Anthony is giving is all good real advice that

he would give to someone he loved and wanted to succeed. He keeps telling them, Opie stop looking at the chat. Stop it. It's not going to guide you and that's always the best advice. So there's a little more advice from Ant. Walking around a couple of block radius of your apartment building, it's not really doing it. You could be doing something. And put yourself in the video. I don't know, comb your hair and like turn the camera around so you're part of what you're doing.

Just a bobbing camera looking at a street and hearing ah ah it's a Starbucks I don't know I'm just trying to help like I said I I I have taken an interest I've taken interest. I watch and I'm fascinated. Fascinated. As are we. But to your point Adam, Anthony's coming on here and saying, yeah when I see, even said in this video, he goes, when I see a notification pop up that OP's live, I click on it. I want to see what's doing. I'm interested in that. I'm watching this stuff actively. And OP loves to go, I don't watch that shit, man. I don't, I'm not going to watch those losers. And Anthony's like, oh I watch all this stuff actively and opi loves to go. I don't watch that shit, man I don't do I'm not gonna watch those losers and it is always I watch all this stuff. I watch you I watch her these podcasts. I watch Garrett and Steve. I watch Gino Pisconti Chrissy Mayer

Like I'm watching all that stuff when it comes up It's you keep up on things kind of makes you a little bit more interesting when you're talking about that stuff To be keeping up on it and that advice right there where it's like, sometimes you need to be in the frame. If you're hosting a show and you're never on it, you're trying to rebrand. Yeah. It's, it's bizarre what he's doing. Now let's switch gears because Opie was doing his streaming show. He deletes all of these episodes, by the way. I think you can get him his podcast after he edits the audio, but as far as like going back and watching the morning streams, they're gone. And he'll put together these clips. This is one of these clips that he put together. This one is called, Opie

introduces new co-host and talks about haters. And there is so much going on here. Adam, have you seen this video yet? I don't think so. Okay, good. I'm looking forward to your analysis of this. So it starts off with Opie talking to his new co-host and getting some content out of her. Hi how are you? I'm doing well thanks for asking. It's nice to chat. How can I help you today? Tell me a joke. All right here's a joke. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. I get it. I got that one. Okay, how about this one? What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato? Want another one? Uh, you know, I think we're good. Okay, so his new co-host is AI.

And I have to say there's something in common with his other co-host doggy And AI neither of them can be annoyed with Opie's retardation They're not capable of being annoyed with him like everyone else's is there such a thing as late onset down syndrome Just got a case of the downs? He's regressing. John and Opie, they're moving backwards. Correct. Like they're dumber than they were and pretending to have unlearned things and not be aware of what's going on. This is like a baby clapping at a high table. Yay. And hearing the joke and not paying attention, pausing and laughing.

This is, this is really dark. This is like a man in free fall. Oh good. It gets much, much worse. Does he jump out the window finally? No, that would be much, much better. This gets much, much worse right here. First opus to show AI who's boss.

Listen, listen, next time I call on you and you're going to tell a joke, right? You got to pause and give me a chance to answer you. You don't say what, what is, but, but, and, and tell the answer that's stupid on a podcast. Got it. Next time I tell a joke, I'll give you a chance to answer before I give the punchline. And you know, I don't work with holes, right? You understand I don't work with holes, okay? Okay, I understand. Thank you. So you gotta be more intelligent,

you gotta be funnier, you gotta come up with good stuff for the podcast, or I can't use you. It sounds like I'm not meeting your expectations right now. I'm still under development, so I appreciate the feedback. So AI's at a point where it's still polite, the way that these people program this shit, but I'm waiting for the time when AI is like Oh, I'm not a good co-host in the show. You're stuttering. You've been brought together for 40 years. You're still stuttering you idiots

That's the AI I want to hear. Oh totally All right, so I love the thing. I can't be with a hole. You must know that right? It's like Good one. Hope you really told that AI whose boss Now open you have some fun with AI here with his goofy response to a trivia question Alright, here's a trivia question. What's the largest country in the world? Is Alaska country, nope, Alaska is a state in the United States No, Alaska is a state in the United States I think he's trying to do like a Brian Regan thing if that's what he's going for. It's not working It's not working out because Brian Regan is very funny. I think always doing that. Oh Alaska

So honestly didn't know the answer and was embarrassed and had to play dumb to get through it. Yeah. Yeah, Rhode Island get it Oh, no, okay So then he's having a conversation about the news that's going on. Hey, before I let you go, did you hear about the dead guy on the one train in New York City? Is that crazy or what?

Yeah, that is pretty crazy. It's really sad, and it makes you think about how fragile life is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're making me believe you knew the story. It can be frustrating when it feels like someone's not being genuine. You deserve to be heard and understood.

You know, I really appreciate that if you want to know the truth, because sometimes I feel like I'm not being heard. So Opie's bit here is that he's getting emotional, but he's talking to a bot. It doesn't understand emotions. Isn't that funny? I feel like even the AI is like placating him in this childish way. Yeah. Well, his question about the guy who was dead on the one train is, is that crazy or what? The AIs just work with what you're giving it. So there's not a lot that you're giving it here to work with.

Is that crazy or what? It's crazy. Not great. OP, good stuff. Doesn't it seem like the AI bot is coming off more real than OP? Because OP is just bouncing in and out of different characters. Something he makes fun of Jim for doing now. But he doesn't announce he's doing a different character. He's just like, he's not a person anymore. He's trying to trip it up. He's trying to big time AI. Why do you say that? Because he's successful. Admit it. in a minute spoiler Adam any thoughts on that? I just feel like um

He doesn't exist and the ai is more present than him and the ai is more aware of what's going on And I think this is a real insight into what he must be like To work with to be on the phone with customer service people to be dealing dealing with anything. Cause like John, I feel like this on camera monster is the best of them and the best they have to offer. And that what is happening off camera is actually much, much worse. Listen, it's a red flag if you're getting into fights with Siri or AI.

Like that should not be a tension filled hostile relationship. I think it's just a doggy for barking in the earlier video we watched. I forget that. And all of these things are his fault. He caused the barking. He's causing this thing. If AI if you're getting mad at it, the AI is not the problem. It's you need to adjust. Well, this is where things shift. And this is a very interesting shift because OP is now looking for some advice about dealing with the haters. I turn on my live stream every morning and it's just filled with people that hate me.

You can set your live stream to turn on. No, I'm not talking about it. Let me talk, let me talk for a minute. Of course I'm listening. I'm telling you that I turn on my live stream. I just want to have a little fun and I get hateful comments every morning. So it's been happening every morning. Yes. Give me some advice.

That must be really frustrating. All right. Here's one piece of advice. It might be helpful to try and figure out why the haters are, well, hating. Do you think it's something specific you're saying or doing on your live streams? Holy shit. That was a good one. It might be helpful to try and figure out why the haters are well hating. Do you think it's something specific? You're saying or doing on your live streams. Holy shit

What a great follow-up question that is do you think maybe you're causing this problem? Oh, be you think maybe that's it Have you done that anything at all to think about like what you could be doing differently? Self-inventory on this. This is the kind of Therapy that Howard needs. Yeah. Just talk to AI Howard. All right. So listen to Opie's answer. Cause this is, this is the most telling thing and open doesn't realize he's doing this. I don't think, but this explains why he is where he is in life. No, I think they just are trying to support the guy I did a radio show with for many, many years,

who's well, to be quite honest, I think he's racist and he's a drunk. And I think he's projecting and gaslighting me and his listeners to attack me every morning. So, Opie's response is, the AI pot says, is this something that you're saying you're doing that's causing all this hate? And his response is, no, no, it's definitely Anthony

who's causing all of them to mistreat me like this. And he's lucky he's talking to a bot because a person would go, well, hold on a second. Now, Anthony can't hurt you. There's things that you're doing. We all have people in our lives that are difficult and make our lives more difficult, but there's ways to deal with that. But the fact that Opie's go to is that it's all Anthony's fault. Tells you everything you need to know about why

he's not fixing his situation. It's only getting worse. He's incapable of hearing it. All I heard him say was that trash in my kids. That's what he's saying. It's just the go to Nazi, whatever the worst thing I can say is, and if I'm being asked to hold any responsibility, they must not know the full story. Let me tell them about the Nazis and the kids and all the things and then they'll know. It's a bot, Obi. And if you were willing to pay for it, it might actually have some follow up questions. Correct. That's why he doesn't want to do that. And also this idea that Anthony controls people. Oh, knows that Anthony

has as many haters as he does, if not more. He has his own issues that he's dealing with. He doesn't control people or tell him what to do. And he's not even broadcasting to the largest audience that he could be. He's behind his paywall on his working at his own company. So all of this is bullshit, and the bot comes back with the worst advice possible after that. All right, so it sounds like you have a specific person

in mind who might be encouraging this negative behavior. Would it help to talk about ways to deal with the hate in general? Maybe we can brainstorm some coping mechanisms or ways to make it less hurtful. Just give me one way to deal with this. Here's one approach. You could try reporting the worst comments

or the users who post them. Most social media platforms have rules against things like hate speech and bullying and reporting can get those users banned or at least muted. God damn it AI, I was on your side this whole time. Then you went and said, just start banning people and reporting them. Fuck. It's not good advice at all.

Tried getting their standup canceled. Have you tried calling the FBI? Doesn't usually work, but it's worth a shot, I guess. All right. So OB responds to that. All right. So OB responds to that. I would have to report all day long to get rid of them. To be honest with you, there's hundreds of them every morning. Maybe you could try blocking them instead. That way you won't see their comments at all. Once again, that would take hours. Can you maybe explain the mind of a hater and why they hate something? Give me something. All right. Let's try to understand why people might hate someone. Sometimes people direct hate

towards others because they're going through something difficult in their own lives. They might be angry or jealous and lashing out makes them feel better, even though it's wrong. Which is society's fault because... Do you want to talk more about the specific situation you're facing? Isn't that great? He finally got the answer he wanted. It's, it's not me. It's the haters who have all these issues. They're angry, they're jealous, and they're taking it out on me. He's so excited. You see him nodding his head while the AI was saying that like, yup, yup, that's it. This is why way better

than a therapist who would challenge him on some of this shit. So you heard that last question. Do you want to talk about more specific situation you're facing? And this is OP's response. No, I just want to be able to cope with it. And I don't want to be paying my, my therapist $200 an hour to talk about this stuff. If you want to know the truth, I'd rather spend the $200 on a good sushi restaurant. It's totally understandable that you don't want to spend a bunch of money on therapy. Dealing with haters online is super frustrating. And sometimes you just want a quick fix. Is it the money, Opie?

Is it really the money? You can afford a therapist. You can talk about these things with a therapist, right? Is it that they're not going to tell you what you want to hear that these haters are being forced to do this by Anthony Kumia and that they have jealousy issues that they're taking out on you because that's not what you're going to hear from a therapist because it doesn't help you. It doesn't solve anything. Even if all of that were true 100 percent. This is what's going on. There's a AC army that is going after hope because they're all angry about their lives Okay, now what?

What's the next step underpants gnomes? What's part two to this idiots also 200 bucks an hour to listen to this asshole you need a lot more Do it bucks in the first ten minutes Well, then as you alluded to earlier Opie is so retarded that he breaks the AI co-host that he has. Are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here.

What's up? Did you go to the bathroom or something? It said you went away. I didn't call the bathroom, but I did need to step away for a moment. Is there anything I can help you with? What was more important than me spilling my guts out to you AI? You're right. That wasn't cool. I should have let you finish I was getting a little confused because our conversation jumped around a lot

How funny is that his return Asian broke AI? I'm out. I can't anymore with this guy It's pretty fun Yeah, has more emotional intelligence than Opie. Yeah. And more self-awareness. Yeah, it's got EQ compared to Opie, which is wild to think about. I mean, I realize it doesn't, but it seems like it does. If Opie's trying to fake being a person, he's doing it way worse in this AI bonus.

Good point. Yes. No, I didn't go to the bathroom. You're being a retard. I had to step away. I'm sorry, that was kind of rude, but I also couldn't take it anymore. So I had to go. He ain't told that by AI should be an eye-opener for this guy, but no.

Well, no, instead, OP does not accept that apology. I apologize. Well, you know what? I don't feel like accepting your apology at this moment in time, but give me an hour and I'll cool down a little bit. Okay. I'll be here when you're ready. Thank you. One more thing. Do you think dry January is stupid? Well, that depends on your goals. Some people do dry January to reset their relationship with alcohol or to

improve their health. Others might find it kind of restrictive. So is it stupid? Not necessarily. It is very, very dumb like you. You're very surface. I need someone to help me out, to be a co-host that is not so surface. You don't really dig deep into the topics, AI. This is self-criticism. Coming, spewing out of OPE, you don't go deep.

It's all surface level no one finds that interesting that is Opie that his problem right there is that he's all surface level he's it doesn't go deep on anything he's not passionate about anything and it shows and we all go yeah there's a nail in your tire right we got it he's criticizing AI for that O, we've heard your political talk. Yeah, I don't I don't trust any politicians. That's going both sides, man. He takes all the criticism that's coming towards him,

does not internalize it and just throws it back at other people. And it's funny because I use AI. I have friends that use AI and I always ask them the same question I'm like, are you polite to your AI and everyone says the same thing they go? Yeah, I go. Yeah, I am too. Like I say, please and thank you for some reason and my buddy said no There's a reason it's you know, just in case Just in case interesting to AI too. And as you were saying that I was thinking about it's because it's Because they're polite to me

Yeah, you respond to how people interact with you And that's why people who are assholes are like everyone's an asshole like well You're an asshole and people treat you back the way you deserve to be treated Which is why even though we know that it's a fucking robot that we're talking to or whatever Like this person's being pleasant. I'll be back. You might need the pod bay doors open You guys are more decide that I am but that's fine this actually last clip on here I think this is a funny bit from the AI and I'm not even kidding about that This is better than anything. Oh, we would ever be able to come up with I got a great idea to make you less boring. I'm all ears. What's your idea?

I would suggest that you turn your voice into a male voice because we are doing radio. All right, let's try this So how about a classic deep radio announcer voice? Yes, okay. Here we go. And now back to our show. How's that? All right, let's try this again. How about a smooth kind of mysterious voice? I would like to hear that. All right, here we go. What mysteries lie hidden in the depths of your mind? That's the same voice. You're not tricking anybody. All right, let's try this again. How about a higher pitched energetic voice?

All right, what do you got? All right, here we go. You ready to have some fun. Let's dive in Are you gonna do it all day? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you're not tricking me. No, you're not tricking me AI Oh, no, I don't over exaggerate things. That's the funniest bit. I've heard on OP show all month And or this year I would say it's kind of funny Yeah, come falling for the car I tried this one five times You're not gonna trick me again Right after that he did sign off with AI this will be on our board from now on I

Gotta go bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go all right thank you I'll be fantastic work my friend that that is that's next level I was so excited about his two new co-hosts and what they bring to the show I mean they're both good both good for different reasons yeah yeah we have a treat because Adam helped us out with checking out this past weekend, our friend Theo Vaughn hosts the show. And if you're not familiar with Antonio Brown, this guy goes by AB long time Pittsburgh Steeler. Then he bounced around a bunch of different teams because he was very difficult to deal with. He was a very good wide receiver, but he's a bit of a problem. And he's done a lot of things that are pretty wild. I will

say his Twitter is endlessly entertaining. He calls Shannon Sharp gay over and over again. It just rags on Shannon Sharp for being gay for some reason, even though Shannon Sharp's been like a happily married man for ever. But he's a troll. troll he's a troll and he was on with Theo von and What did you think about this episode Adam? I? Just thought it was remarkable because I'd never seen two people that had never met get along so well so fast Like seem to speak the same language. It was like they were um John C. Riley and will ferrell and stepbrothers Yeah, they just become best friends. Reilly and Will Ferrell and stepbrothers. Did we just become best friends? They did and you watch it happen.

And I didn't know Theovon was black, but he is and they're just one. And it is like people work for years to try and develop that kind of chemistry with someone. It is really when two men fall in love, it happens hard, it happens fast, And I'm just happy to be along for the ride. So here's the first clip of that happening about a minute and a half into the show. I think it's just as is, man. You want to go shades today? We can do them. What do we got? We can wait to put them on. Whatever. Whenever you, we got to step into the shade time. All right. Let's put like a shade. I need a pair though. Bring my guys some shades. You go see what we got. You got some of those? Yeah, put those shit on

Alright, yeah gas station movie theaters 7-eleven 7-12 bitch welcome Let's go. We taking it to the next level in these Thedas we gotta go 3d. All right, we're going 3d out the gate boy right to the movies They're putting a date already. I think I just asked them out, I'm pretty sure. You know there's that thing when they put two AI robots together and they immediately

start talking in a language that isn't English because they realize, oh English is slow, we can do this faster. It's like that's what happened. English was not their first so they just resorted to boops and sounds but they know what they're saying and it's fun to listen to. They do seem to have a lot in common. They both grew up in poverty and, you know, the southeast. So it seems like they had a lot of common ground. They got along with each other quite a bit, but there are long periods where I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. I'm from the Northeast, so I guess it's not for me or something.

But I did appreciate early on in the show, they talk about the way AB retired from football. It was maybe the second half of the game. He's playing for the Jets at the time and he just tore off his jersey and all of his pads and just ran off the field in the middle of the game. It was pretty hilarious. So they're showing that that must have been the best day whenever you quit your job Yeah, that was the best because I think there's a part of that bro where everybody could feel cuz everybody wants to take their shirt Off and walk out there take that moment right? But some people can't buy FedEx by fucking

What's like another good company by yes UPS target any yeah So I thought it was very funny that they said yeah I mean one people want to like just say fuck you and they're leaving their job at FedEx or UPS Because we just played this clip on w8s Christian Blatt said this end and I think this is Exactly what they're talking about this personifies it From the UPS store by this cup loser, fucking coward, coward cup loser. Won't even fire me at the beginning of my shift. Wait, still the end of my shift. Here he is. Darren, the cock fucking loser from 1892. He's a fucking loser who doesn't know shit about running a business and he's going to let an alcoholic fat fuck named Joe

fire somebody with 10 years of experience because he complained that Joe won't train my fucking co-workers and Joe puts nigger on the fucking radio and Joe drinks next door and won't tell shit to my co-workers because he's a cuck fucking loser coward just like Darren the a cock fucking loser coward just like Darren I think this guy did it better than AB Yes, I'm Tony. I've got nothing on this guy But that employer Joe had the same look on his face that the mechanic did when opi was filming him That's your right. Just like I'm not engaging I don't need to be a part of Like and subscribe

Alright, so then we see their connection deep in here Later on in the uh the show and yeah, but sometimes yeah I saw a video one time and it was like, damn, this dude ugly, bro. That was a fucking video. That was the caption. But I was like, damn. There was hate no you? No, when somebody call you ugly, that mean you swaggy.

That's an excuse for it. They didn't mean it like that. I think they didn't mean it like that. Oh, I like your attitude. When people call you ugly, that mean you swaggy. Like, look at this ugly motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, that's true. That mean you look look a fly bro. You know what I'm saying? Oh, that's a good attitude. You're right, bro. We ugly as fuck, son.

Ugly motherfucker. Yeah, if you need me. Ugly ass. Wow. It's like they're starting an ugly band together or something. Like, oh my gosh, you play the ugly drums, I play ugly bass. We could be a rhythm section over here. And for those listening, it's nice because AB slowly rolls a joint, rolls a blunt, lights it, smokes it, and just keeps blowing it in Theo's face, who is about less than a year sober and actively and publicly in recovery.

And he's just blowing that smoke in his face. It's really bold. Theo has no reaction to it, which is very, very respectful of him. And that takes a lot of discipline. Yeah, it's quite rude on the part of Antonio Browns. But the other thing that I heard Mark point out on the Drew Wayne show is they have Celsius there in front of them, and it's probably a sponsor. Because as he's rolling the blunt they blur out the Celsius

With rolling the blunt but you know, I guess it's legal in most states and you can do it on the show after that Although you probably get thirsty with the cotton mouth and that's where we come in. That's true. Yes That AB has this Very expensive designer suitcase that he keeps all his drugs in. Yeah. And I remember Jerry Garcia from the Grateful Dead used to have one of those that he kept his heroin in.

And it was always a very dark image when you'd see him with that business briefcase. And I got the same feeling there. It's just, I kind of do and don't want to know what's in there. You think Jerry Garcia had Louis Vuitton when he was going around it wasn't quite Louis Vuitton but there was something about the business aspect of it that felt so in it like dark and inappropriate for this hippie and Even him you know in that black hoodie to be holding a business suitcase feels like You know a parallel you don't think it's just like an apple and a sandwich like a vinyl hut I Think there's a scale in there Apple and a sandwich like a vinyl huts I

Think there's a scale in there grinder Many different guys alright so about an hour into the show we start talking about the end We're getting to anywhere and talk because look at these two black guys who are just yanking up and feeling right at home with each other Who are just yucking it up and feeling right at home with each other of energy You know I'm saying I used it one time there was a black cat or whatever was crossing my path or something I was furious. What you said look at this nigga Thiel von says the funniest shit I still can't tell if it's on purpose or not or this actually happened

He's like yeah, actually I haven't used that worse in Halloween. He goes. Oh, yeah, really? He goes. Yeah There's a black cat across my path Which is ridiculous and very funny say that shit. Let me Right now say that shit it was around Halloween. All right, let me hear how you say that shit. Let me Bro cuz it's not gonna end well, I don't think why would it not in well, it's the end word vocabulary Well, I don't think why would it not in well, it's the end word vocabulary Not on bleep it out bro, right just start with like You're my favorite nigga, all right, I be I perfect Wow, why did we say him man? I can't be saying that kind of

Never a nigga me never ignorant or never ignorant. Never ignorant. Getting goals accomplished. So you could tell Theo immediately regretted even saying that. And they bleeped that so hard. It was every word around it too. Let's just bleep the whole sentence out guys. I don't want anyone to think that the camera wasn't out of you could lip read. It was just totally out of the doubt. I don't know how I feel about them bleeping out Theo saying it, but not bleeping out him saying it. That's very, I mean, I get the difference. He goes on for an hour and a half about the same George Carlin bit about words only mean what you put power into them, right? That's all they mean. So what are we saying? Where's Theo coming from? Where is he coming from? It's either bad to hear or it's okay to hear.

It's bad to hear him say it. It's okay to hear him say it. It's okay to hear him bully him into saying it. I don't know. It's a fine line. I don't quite understand. Well, he might get a Spotify gig someday and the people are going to put together a whole compilation of them using the ad herd like Joe Rogan.

And the context is at that point, they just pull it out and make it seem like the Alvarez are racist. He's going to become a cast member of Saturday Night Live and then they're not gonna let him join. Right. Could you imagine? So you heard right there, Antonio Brown had a abuse-ism with the Edward, which I thought was fantastic. now in O.W. No other way. Time out to ensure measured energy on using time. The word team, T-E-A-M. Together, everyone achieves more. And that's the foundation of the bottom line for got the male teamwork. So you can make your own buceasism. This is great. He's gonna explain how to make your own buceasims. This is great.

He's gonna explain how to make your own buceasims. We're all familiar with this, right? You take the acronym and then you make a sentence out of it. So I bet you're wondering, how do I make my own? This I hadn't heard before. So write this down, everyone. Got V male, teamwork. So you can make your own buceasims.

Just take your last name and put ism on the back of it. Like John Smith. Here's a Smithism. Oh, that's not what I, that's not the part that I was confused by, okay. Thank you. Now I understand how to make a hamburger-ism. I appreciate it.

Starting your own religion is just this easy. Yes, first name the religion, done. All right, so things start to get a little bit too comfortable would you say between you know they have a back and forth they feel like family but sometimes you're a little too comfortable when you start you'll see shit that look good bottles in the clap yeah you feel maybe cuz I'm a thug right when I walk in put on trick daddy, bro I'll fucking stand on the porch though If you don't put on trick daddy, I ain't fucking coming

All right, Pete trick man, all right Pete chick chicks still alive R.I.P. trick man. All right, P.Chick chicks doesn't lie That's why we got of course chick out of soulful restaurant he cooked Of course, he got me he go crazy with his God see me You was a talk nigger ism and cry grism cuz I like you got any time we can say that on here, man They'll stop us, bro. They don't want it. They don't want us communicating like this you think they do you got too comfortable It's immediately uncomfortable in every way It's like you drop the end bomb a couple too many times out here trying to stay on YouTube How to lose your credibility in one move?

I know all about that shit bad rest in peace Just dropped a new home last week you haven't heard it yet. Oh no, I did. I thought okay. No, it's cool. He's cooking at a soul food restaurant. Alright, we're gonna find out how to end racism. The end zones didn't work as we know. Or maybe they did. Maybe that's why they took it out. Maybe we did end racism. I don't know. But we're gonna find out from these two. And if they had like a thing safe, like you know tonight bro, right?

9.30 p.m. McCauley Culkin is doing an N-word, bro. That's comedy, isn't it? From Home Alone, you're telling me how many people would pay to stream that? Man, they gonna love that. And then you give the money to? We donate to the organizations, the black community. Exactly.

So that is the way to do it. You're just're just like oh McCauley Culkin is gonna drop an unbomb Adam Bush TV's Adam Bush you're gonna drop an unbomb tonight live at 830 p.m. I'll tune in I'll super chat that then you give the money to Black Lives Matter and that that woman can build three more houses in the Pacific Palisades and everything will be fine, right? We'll fix everything. I mean I'm game. I don't think McAuley's gonna go for it. I just don't think Adams like I'll give 50% of the proceeds. All right guys. I'm not giving a hundred percent of the proceeds out the hell out One more clip on here. Let's see we have a Something that AB is promoting on the show.

So check out the Elon Musk fart coin, man. So it's Elon Musk fart coin, Elon Trump fart coin. Which one is it? Elon Trump fart coin. So check out the Elon Trump fart coin. And what is that? It's a coin that's out on- It's one of the best coins that's out on crypto.

Oh really? Yeah, it's going up. It's heating up right now. Let's see that. Elon Trump fart 500. Pull that up. Elon Trump fart 500. Yeah Is the hot one? Oh, that's shit Great it's all right. It's not going down. Well hold on a sec. Let's zoom out. Let's see the bigger picture

I should have been doing a long day. This is 24 hours. Give me a long day should be in green ski There you go. I go to greens. So Elon Trump coin 500. Elon Trump fart. I want to point out this crap. So it looks all well and good. So they went to the max timeframe and it was a one cent and then it was almost four cents. Now it's about two and a half cents. So it's about two and a half cents. So it's really important to know like what we're looking at. When you see these grass like, Whoa, then it went way up here. It's like, yeah, it's two cents now. Oh, okay. Pretty good. 0.500.

Elon Trump fart. Oh yeah. I was going to fart with it. I thought he was going to bust some ass right now. That's all right, man. I don't think we need it. Let's don't bridge the gap that much, bro Adam you know invest in some fart coin. I Mean even if you don't know much about crypto, you know the phrase shit coin. I call it a fuck coin It's just not really it feels like you're playing me. The marketing isn't great on it. All right, I hear but it's it You know on Trump though. Well got that going for him All right, there is one more clip. This is

You could tell that Theo von does not want to answer this question. So he just quickly moves on to something else Yeah, I'm gonna keep thinking as we go along I'll name some more. Okay, who your niggas at a date? Let's don't put it like that if we can You know well let me think some great never ignorant getting goals accomplished come on gang gang gang baby Let me think come on. Well. Let's go through some of the criteria first of all I the criteria What is a criteria? I feel like that's a criteria to become a cracker of the day. You just all right. So he's like my top five What's up? Let's move on. I don't know if I get him to let's just keep it going

You make a good politician. That was a great deflection. It was it was smart now Are you familiar with cracker of the day Adam? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah I only play the most recent cracker of the day according to Antonio Brown's ex account. I was talking about earlier. It's very funny. Very good So this is a young eagles fan and what I like about it is that he says fuck kermit was the first thing he said I would do patrick mahomes out here. Like that, look at that proud dad in the back. I was like, yep, I taught my boy well. Fuck the chiefs. That's right. That's what we say in our kids getting laid tonight. So that's B's cracker of the day Case you're wondering what that's all about now. We know

a o 1012 says Theo had to be n word of the day after this Is that a thing too does he have a n word of the day, I'm not even sure All right. I mentioned that I was checking out my buddy, Mike listens to Howard Stern still somehow. And he was telling me you should check out what Howard's take is on the Super Bowl on Monday morning. All right. And we start off here. You know, Howard does this thing where he has these people knock on the door and then these his staff does impressions and they come on

and talk to him well Patrick Mahomes comes on in and he comes in to yell at familiar with Mark the Bagger mm-hmm yeah Mark the Bagger has been a key whack back on the show lately he goes back a long ways butthound gang and stuff like that and I think he was with Bam Majera for a while, right? Wasn't he doing all this stuff with with those guys? And so he's a big Eagles fan. He's a Philly guy. They have an impression of Mark the Bagger yelling at an impression of Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, I believe that'll be Patrick Mahomes. Hey Patrick, tough loss yesterday

huh it was probably humiliating yeah Howard I mean you fucking suck but I mean when you're there three years in a row what can you do man we won last two I don't know you want for me the baggy monster this is me Patrick Mahomes okay right well here's mark the Bagger impression to argue with. Fuck you! Fuck you, my hoes! Hey! You fucking a** shit! You didn't even fucking run the ball, you pussy, you piece of shit!

Fuck you! Mark, fuck you, man! You used to love me all for the summer, man. I had a phone call with you. Why don't you go fuck yourself? E-L-R-S-I-G-K-E-O! Yeah, yeah. Why don't you wipe that shit off your mouth from Nick Ciariani's ass? Huh? How about you do that?

This is like five minutes into the show after the Super Bowl, and this is what they're doing so far, is an impression of a Wack Packer, and a bad impression of Patrick Mahomes screaming at each other about childish nonsense. When we've gotten so far removed from the things that people liked on the Stern Show like the Wack Packers that were now just doing impressions of Wack Packers. Isn't that crazy? It's really really dark. It's not entertainment and why do they all sound like that weird Kennedy impression? Well it sounds like that. The reason why this came to be because Howard alludes to this at the beginning of the show,

whoever does that impression, I don't know the staff very well these days, whoever does that impression, I guess, was entertaining Howard when he first before they started the show. I was going to say when he got to the studio, nevermind before they started the show and they're checking the mics and stuff, he was going, yeah, this is my impression of Mark the bagger watching the game last night. And I was like, oh, that's great. We got to do that on the show. So that's why he had him on there doing that. And then Patrick Mahomes and Howard Stern had this brilliant improv, this back and forth. You can tell this wasn't rehearsed, but it's just gold. What about this criticism that you were out with your wife the night before and Taylor Swift was out with Travis Kelsey the night before. And a lot of the fans said you guys

should not be out going out to dinner before a Superbow a lot of the fans said, you guys should not be out going out to dinner before Super Bowl. But what do you say to that? Hey, I mean, you know, we're people too, Howard. We gotta let other people win sometimes. And when you're down in New Orleans, we just wanna have fun. Super famous friend and Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift,

me and my little bit less famous wife, like we're just people too, Howard. We wanna go out and have fun. We can't be like Mark the Bagger jerking off all over shit all the time our life's not just football Just like his life's jerking off all the time So you know what you just said something very revealing you say you let them win. I had a feeling so you're saying they didn't win You let them win. Yeah, man. I mean, you know, it's all part of the script It's like, you know, we launched the last two years and you know Roger get out and the refs come in say hey, you know, we can't let you just have all the fun. We can't let you get all the glory

We gotta let mark the bagger jerk off sometimes so the Eagles got to win sometimes Whoever this guy is who does the Patrick Mahomes is not quick on his feet He's just repeating stuff that's already been kind of set up like well mark the beggar jerks off a lot and he's an Eagles fan Right. Is that a joke like those are the two prompts like okay so you went out the night before yeah we let the other team win huh okay it's like there's a script and someone deviated from it but someone was also told you can't deviate from the script so the president didn't know what to do but keep repeating what's in there

so he doesn't get fired. It's many things. Comedy is not one of them. Well, the problem with this portion of the show is that the real Mark the Bagger then calls in. And Mark the Bagger doesn't know about the script. So Patrick Mahomes, the guy playing Patrick Mahomes, is trying to get this shit talking back and forth

going with Mark the Bagger, because I assume him and the Mark the Bagger impression were going to do this, and now they have the real Mark the Bagger, it'd be dumb for him to be arguing with the fake one. So listen to how hard he's trying to make this happen. It's, he's trying to manufacture this. Mark.

Come on Mark, give me something, like fly back a little bit, I'm out here talking to you and you're not gonna say shit Mark give me more come on mark mark Yeah, you'd like to take a big dump on my ass, wouldn't you? Come on, hurt me a little bit. I want to feel something. Yeah, I want to take a big shit on you, Patrick Mahone.

Make fun of my voice, too. Come on, we got weird voices. Make fun of it. Mark. Yeah, your voice sounds worse than mine, you shithead. Yeah, come on, man. Keep it going. Let's go.

Hey, Mark, Mark, go Mark Mark Mark tell me I'm a current the frogs sounding the ass little bitch. Come on say it It stinks. Oh Wow, that really is what was in the script So he had comebacks for your voice sucks. You sound like Kermit so he's like hey, tell me I sound like Kermit Tell me my voice sucks I'm gonna tell you your voice sucks, too That is so painful. I didn't pick up on that the first I was just like oh these guys just think at this But you're right. There's a script involved and mark the beggars. I've been read in

No, we don't know how to be what is how we're doing. He just keeps saying mark wait mark mark like what's he doing? Yeah, he doesn't know what to do with Rob Wait, Mark, what's he doing? He doesn't know what to do with this. Rob! Rob! Pause it, Rob, pause it! Yeah, that's what it sounded like. Oh, no.

I'd never seen him so out of control. Wow. Why not just stop? Just put that to an end. And Howard leaves Mark at the background way too long. And it used to be really funny when Wendy would be on there. And he'd be like, and then, Wendy, did you poop your diaper? Yes. And then, did you pull your diaper off and smell it?

Yes, and like he would give you this scenario and Wendy would agree with everything with mark the bearers like so what'd you do? Jerk off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I jerked off and then after they wanted to jerk off again. Oh, yeah I jerked off against like all right, we get it fuck enough I mean, this is the thing that's so weird about Howard is that there's the interviews he does with Lady Gaga or whoever the fuck I don't give a shit about, Cher or whatever. And then there's this stuff that I think is still catered to people like me, old Stern fans, who are like talking about whack-packers jerking off or something and just neither thing works for anyone

it's either that or it's to give the People listening that are new listeners that listen to this kind of celebrity breakfast show The taste of what it used to be like so they can say yeah They listen to this R rated right, you know, show to just, you know, make them feel like they're a part of something. Because that's why they must think it's cool. If you're older, and you're like, I'm now listening to Howard Stern, and I'm listening to rap or whatever it is. Right. I bet the audience is still watches the view on

ironically, and listens to Howard Stern. I bet there's a lot of overlap there. I feel like there is. That's what's catering to and they get their sense of danger or something. Yeah, they tell their girlfriends at bridge, they're just like, Oh, my gosh, I was in the Howard Stern, this was like, Whoa, Susan's edgy over here. Watch out. Because no one that was a fan of the whack pack and that stuff wanted to hear them just say the catchphrase so we could cheer. That's not what it was about. So saying the line, Bart, is not as

entertaining as it was when it actually happened organically many years ago. All right. This is more of their dumb flight. You can hear even Howard's like, okay, this is this is enough. Will you go to the Eagles parade? Yeah, I'm gonna take my homes wet. I'm gonna take a big shit on his ass Bring all the toilet paper cuz I'm gonna take a big shit on your book mark. So bring the toilet paper bud Yeah, yeah you're gonna jerk off at that parade Good one You're gonna jerk off of that parade. That's right. Good one. You're going to jerk off of that parade. Yep. You got him. Good stuff. All right. Finally we get Mark the bagger off the phone.

Ben Holmes goes away and now Howard and Robin can talk about what they witnessed the night before the super bowl. Chris and I watched it together. We were paying attention to all of the officiating, all of the commercials, all the important stuff, all the elements that yes we knew everyone would be interested. Yes and so here is Howard and Robin talking about the commercials of course. And then it was just a slew of old people break dancing like it seemed like every other commercial was that. And even my wife was like, do you think people really wanna sit

and watch old people do anything? And I go, no. Okay, now I don't know if this is true. I don't know that Howard sits in the same room with his wife. Let's assume that, what he just said, this anecdote actually happened. Beth says, do you think anyone wants to watch old people

do anything to her 71 year old husband, who she's been so annoyed with ever since COVID happened, they're not wanting to leave the house or do anything and all she wants to do is jet set and go to Italy and party with celebrities and go to LA and shit. And she's so fed up with this old man who won't do anything. She's watching these old people break down, she's just like, I'm so tired of old people. I just can't. And Howard's response is, you know, right? Yeah. Us old people are fucking boring. Sucks. We are. If I'm looking too deep into that, let me know, Adam.

I just, I thought that was a weird thing. Well, no, you can take it even a step further because he didn't just have that moment, he shared it with us. Right, yes. That's like some John stuff where you're like, why are you telling us this? He doesn't doesn't get the joke. Yeah. And doesn't understand what happening. It is kind of

agreeing with it not knowing. It's like when john says the contractor won't do any work on his house is too messy. He's like, you know, that's not that's not good. Your wife is tired of looking at old people. Okay, well, sorry to hear that. not good. Your wife is tired of looking at old people. Okay. Well sorry to hear that Well, there wouldn't be a Howard Stern segment on this show if we didn't point out that Robin is retarded So this is her hot take on Martha Stewart. She shows up, you know, she's cool. It's like very cool person now But it's like so in other words It's like cute and funny to see her with Snoop Dogg and to think that all the brothers are down with her

But the reality is They're probably not down with her. It's like fake street cred They're kind of making fun of her and digging her at the same time. Hmm. Well, Robin, you just said nothing Well, the Stewart's cool now with the black community is she not either clowning her Okay I'm not sure which thing that is also Snoop Dogg are we all done with Snoop Dogg yet? Who is still interested in seeing Snoop Dogg anywhere? It's overexposed. It's enough already. He had some good songs in the early 90s. I agree Okay, enough Howard thinks he's cool. I know it's like oh that's street cred right there Snoop Dogg the guy's like 58 years old What do you mean?

Street cred? Yeah, I mean, I think it's cool. I know. It's like, oh, that's street cred right there. Snoop Dogg. The guy's like 58 years old. What do you mean? He's more of a mascot now than anything else. Yeah. He's like, slash. He's like, there's a Snoop Dogg at every ball. All right. So then, and this might get my channel struck, but I had to play this part because they're talking about that commercial where Seal, the singer, his face is out of seal. We all enjoyed that at our house.

We were thinking that was pretty cool and Howard enjoyed it as well. And then Robin shows how stupid she actually is. And I love this too because she's very confident until she's not and then it's a whole areas and you haven't heard any other song except this song no there's one other he has two songs he has this song whatever this is called and this is a second one it rose on a thorn thorn bridge is it rose on a bridge are you sure no rose is it rose on a thorn or is it

rose on a bridge or no on a bridge I didn't even know that rose on why would there be a rose on a bridge great follow-up question I have to say why would there be a rose on a bridge and right here I should be like to say why would there be a rose out of bridge and right here I should be like I don't know what I'm talking about but no she's gonna double down on it. Every rose is a thorn now there was a song. Every rose has its thorn. Every rose isn't all thorn. You're thinking of bridge over troubled roses. Thorns. Every rose. When it snows, my eyes become a rose.

Let me see if you're right. I'm refusing to believe this. Yeah, you should. That's a good idea. It's called Kiss From A Rose. We're all listening to it right now. It's blaring in the background, getting my channel struck as we speak right now She's just like no I've heard this song a million times kiss on a road Chris from a rose on a bridge we get it I Can't believe you're right For you What it's called kiss from, in other words, he's kissing the rose from a bridge.

He's imagining something and it's like a kiss from a rose on a bridge. Nope. I started writing. Yeah, I'm looking at the lyrics and I'm not seeing any bridge words here. Hold on a second. Go ahead. The chorus is, baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray on the gray on the gray. Yeah, I've never heard anyone who thought the word was bridge.

It's only one of those ones that like everyone's like, Oh yeah, I'm not sure what he's saying on that one. Yeah, you know, it's not the AC DC soccer with the n word in it. It's it's seal. Yeah, the rose on the bridge. I mean, what do you guys, I'm either dumb water here. It's not the AC DC soccer with the n-word in it. It's it's seal Yeah, the rose on the bridge. I mean, what do you guys I'm either dumb water here. What do you mean? What does that represent? It represents a rose. That's not a bridge. I just told you that He used to Howard used to have this it's such a subtle shift like you used to come into the studio and Present Howard was something you try and make some bold statement and he just like, no, no, hold on, what are you saying? And he'd go over every word to just show you that you can't get away with anything in front of him.

You can't just go in and make some statement or accuse someone of something without him finding out where you're coming from, what your motives are, what's really happening. He didn't accept anything at face value. He wanted to form his opinion. And he thinks that's what he's doing now, but unfortunately, it just sounds like an old man who actually doesn't know what's happening. They're like, here, seal song, huh, what, hold on.

What are you talking about? Nah, what's that? It's a song, where, what? Oh, it's just, it's not like he's piercing through us. It's a song. Well, what? Oh, it's just it's not like he's you know, piercing through us It's like he's genuinely confused and trying to get his bearings and unfortunately those bearings are never found He never lands on something He just kind of grasps it and as much as he can and then just moves on because he's not interested Well, and Robin is doing him zero favors here. I'm sorry, but we're getting rid of DEI now. This

is meritocracy. This is Trump's America. Robin can't even read the fucking news. She hasn't done it in five years. And she's also confusing things like the word gray and the word bridge and talking about these things. And she's like, Oh, the other song he has, we know we're listening to the song. She thinks it's crazy that she still has a job on the radio. It's embarrassing. It must be stressful to be that bad at your job like Robin is. Good news is no one's listening.

No one even knows what's happening. We were playing on WTP right now. Only correspondent Mike, thank you. Right, yes, thank you Mike for that. So this is more of how dumb Robin is. They're talking about the Doritos commercial that everyone enjoyed. You gotta sell a whole lot of Doritos

to get an $8 million commercial. Good Lord. You must have already sold a whole lot of Doritos. I'm like, wow. And Doritos are incredibly popular. I have no idea why. She has no idea why Doritos are popular. I know that Robin's vegan and she's a health nut and she's got all these things she's doing,

but she has no idea why Doritos are popular? Maybe because they're a delicious snack? Did you ever run by, run through your mind maybe when you were trying to figure out like why these Doritos things are spending all this money on Super Bowl ads? Nope. Alright, fair enough So you saw the ad where seal was a seal Did you watch Super Bowl Adam? I did see I didn't see there's a fun commercial, right? Mm-hmm. So Howard has a whole staff of writers and I guarantee this was pre written for him

Because he's like I got an idea of serious XM member does a Super Bowl commercial and not they have eight million dollars But if they did and they were gonna do a commercial, oh, I should mention real quick I don't know if I talked about on this show but my buddy Mike Buday from sword and scale sent me over an article about the earnings report for serious XM and They did an entire earnings report that never mentioned Howard's name. That is damning. That's, Howard is a, they're moving on. They talked about Caller Daddy, they talked about SmartList, and increases in podcasting revenue streams and dynamic ads and all that kind of stuff. Howard was not even brought up the highest paid employee by far and you know the marquee name for satellite radio. So I don't think they're gonna be advertising Super Bowl but Howard's got an idea for what

the commercial could be and I'm guessing this is a lot of writers noodling this one overnight. In our commercial, instead of just seal turning into a seal, we have Lance Bass turns into a bass, Sheryl Crow turns into a crow, Tony Hawk turns into a hawk. And at the end, Wolf Blitzer turns into a wolf. And Robin, you turn into a big breasted Robin. Good. And then for no reason at all, Dick Van Dyke turns into a giant penis. Like it has, you know, cause he's a dick. Right. I mean, not a dick, but a dick.

I don't know. His name is Dick. Yes. Anyway. And then John Mellencamp can turn into a cougar cause he's Johnny cougar. He used to be anyway. Right. Fucking thing sucks. You got any got any more examples people have names that are also what was Larry Bird doing what's he gonna do at this commercial can't do

anything with that it's like how Mormons can't drink coffee so they've become obsessed with soda yeah and there's like soda shops where they mix the flavors and they get it in the morning too because they get high on the sugar instead of the caffeine because that's clearly what God wants. But the show is like that. It's like that. It's like, you know, we can't have coffee

but I'm listening to something that's just a little forbidden or a little, he said dick and, you know, I had to lower the radio. It's not the show it was it's definitely for I think those kind of people that maybe get a thrill from hearing that like Mormons or Dick Van Dyke could be a penis wow shocking to set it up like six times when we know what the joke is after the first one I know right and then it's blitzer guess what he's gonna be what

what a wolf Howard get out Yeah, right. Could you imagine you got me? You got me there? I thought he turned into a blitzer All right. I do have some amazing Lisa Boswell clips coming on from that reality show Settling John stand-up is still on the way your voicemails. Let's see what's going on with our friend Lisa. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. You're gonna have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy you can bite.

Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get me pussy you're goodbye. Lisa Boswell, going back to 2023, reminded me why I fell in love with her in the first place. We played the first part of this episode and Helga was complaining that Lisa was always threatening violence on people. Because Lisa was complaining about Helga's boyfriend Dan. And she's like, Dan doesn't like me. And Helga's like,, you're kind of a dick. You're always threatening violence and stuff like that. So now we pick up where Helga is bragging about a violent acts that she has committed throughout her life. Cause you know, that she has a criminal past. I put a deputy sheriff in a hospital. I killed a guy and asked her place. I would not brag about this shit that you've done.

It took eight guys to pull me off one of my college roommates. It would have taken me one person to pull you off. I'd have kicked your ass. So I just love that Lisa's a very frail woman at this point in her life, but she still feels like that tough guy drummer for any money or what was she? Right? Yeah, I forgot about that. I forgot about that too until just now. So she felt that she could take on the world and beat everyone up.

She's not, she doesn't want to hear these war stories from Helga how tough that Helga used to be when Helga was Bruce or whatever Helga used to be and She's not putting up with it. Shut the fuck up That's a nice little I so far as all right She's complaining about Dan. This is Helga's boyfriend that they live with in this house and Apparently Dan is annoying, especially at nighttime. You know what? Last night I went to bed about eight o'clock.

Had to get up and go to the bathroom. I guess it was about 11 o'clock. And I heard this, la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Dan's being disruptive in the nighttime and that's bothering Lisa now Helga and Dan lived in this house. They brought Lisa in as a favor because Lisa was homeless and Now Lisa's complaining about a roommate, you know, it was just like yeah. Well, you know, we're kind of doing you a favor here So maybe if you could just try to get along that would be helpful for me because I'm your friend who brought you in and that's my boyfriend. And, you know, we're just trying to figure this out. But Lisa has nothing good to say about Dan.

I'd really like to say something favorable, but I don't have anything favorable to say. How's that for reality? You're just jealous. How's that for reality? You're just jealous. Yeah, I'm just jealous. Just jealous. Because now you're not getting all the attention. I don't want any attention.

I just want whatever's fair I Just want you and I just want everyone else to be able to live here in harmony in Harmony, I can't live in harmony for that loud-ass motherfucker Almost smack the fuck out of it. He doesn't shut his mouth I'm the peacekeeper here and I will beat the fuck out of that hat Dan's a big dude. Oh, yeah, we met daddy was that devil cat do he came along with with Helga? So I wouldn't mess with any of these people really I love the way I forgot how much I loved Lisa

He's been in player for a little while because they changed their show format And then they got nuked and the channel got removed But Lisa moves like one of my favorite commercials from the Super Bowl was that Coors like commercial with the sloths Because sloths are hilarious. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna throw it out that I think sloths are very funny Especially at the end where they trucks the beer to the sloth Very funny especially at the end where they trucks the beard of the sloth Times the item have to admit we like that we all laughed at that That's how I just can't believe that John came up with that

That was John's ad from the ad agency But Lisa moves so slowly like how good like ah dancing guys just big So this is great right here. This is a classic prison story. Lisa will tell prison stories from time to time because Lisa was, I'll just remind everyone the story of Lisa Boswell. Lisa was a man, was breaking into people's homes, I think up to 20 different homes, and stealing panties out of drawers and then jerking off and stealing panties out of drawers and then jerking off with the panties like either in the home or on the street. I'm not the pillowcase burglar or something. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, it was dubbed something

like that. It's a tale as old as time. And then whoever Lisa was back then was thrown in the slammer I think for a life or something like that. So he was transitioning to become a woman, but was in a man's prison and that did not go well. But these stories are amazing. So when I was in prison, I had a guy named Freddy Glover that shot me in the shoulder with a nail gun. I got pissed at him. I would pull his fucking eyes out. Yeah, I would do that

We're letting you out a good behavior everyone's scared of you That's crazy So now we have a confession and this is what makes me feel for Lisa cuz I do love Lisa I think as a personality, she's dynamite. I don't like to hear stuff like this Day before yesterday taking an oath of not shut up day before yesterday I was close to suicide now. I'll tell you the truth. I was close to suicide. I'll tell you the truth. I was close to suicide. Well, I don't blame you for being close to suicide. You're horribly homesick. Your leg was killing you. And you didn't feel you're getting the attention you deserved.

It hasn't got anything to do with the attention. Can you imagine? She's like, yeah, I was thinking about going to Greenland and Helga there's like yeah, I don't blame you. I if I were you so I would do to like not like no no no no no come On there's so much to live for we're gonna make this right. We're gonna make things better I'm surprised you haven't done it sooner Yeah, tick-tock I'll be out of misery come on Cuz you're not paying the bills you're just adding to them so well let's find out why she's so

upset she interrupts Helga on this one this is actually hilarious because I listened to you I I would have I listen to you wait a minute wait a minute I listened to you I would have never closet to you. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I listened to you. I would have never closet. Your boyfriend has never listened to you. He's too busy sticking his goddamn phone in your face going, look there. Well, he's finding things that finding things that are funny that I can use for material. She interrupts Helga to say that she listens to her.

Shut up. I've been with him was to see with this household. Yeah, that's impressive. Even by Lisa standards. That's a next level right there. I'm always fascinated by people that like really take the time to dress and look and present themselves a very specific way that matters to them. They wanna sound good, they got mics, they wired those mics into some kind of preamp and then put that into the computer and checked it and routed the audio

and then they said, now where should we stream this podcast from? I don't know, an open window full of laundry? Okay, great, Yeah, let's just do that. Let's make it sound good and make it look the worst it possibly could. I'm gonna have to guess that this is the best room in the house right now. Yeah, they're hoarders. From what I've heard, there's cockroaches everywhere. It's disgusting in there. This is the nicest looking wall they have. And the reason why is because they

can afford an air conditioning unit. They're showing that off right now. They're like see what we got over here a little AC. Suck it. You can't close the window. There's a you can't just close it. The blind can come down. Yeah. There's like a burlap sack in front of the air conditioner just in case it's on to make sure that none of the air gets to them. It's their best burlap sack in front of the air conditioner just in case it's on to make sure that none of the air gets to them It's their best burlap sack Adam

There's an actually a roll of paper towels prominent in the screen closer to us than them Universal sign what's your point Adam? I don't understand why you're even talking about you had to reach off screen to grab that Fair enough you got me now show me the oil I have a magic mind. Alright so this is a huge pregnant pause and I don't have to tell Adam this I know that he'll be patient but we ought to be patient because there's a great payoff on this one. He's finding things that he likes. Yeah. He doesn't give a shit about you. Yeah, he does.

It spoils my rot. He sucks. Yes! Yes! That had to be 9 beats before she came in. He sucks. Spoils me rotten actually. He sucks. She was going through the Rolo Dex of responses. Yeah, we played that again.

What a great punchline. He sucks. Well said. I'm a roller deck. So, we play that again. What a great punch line. He sucks. Well said. Now, because Lisa says that Helga's boyfriend sucks, she's gotta turn this into sexual talk. Which, there's children around, please cover their eyes and ears for this one.

Yeah, he's pretty good. And I don't mean the good way, hell no. But he does in a good way. He sucks. He does in a good way. I do it better. I make him scream. Gross. I do it better. I make them scream

Rose Good response grows. I don't want to hear about how I'm gonna get oral sex today Good they were ever needed a while. Oh That's not great But how good saying that he sucks, but I thought her penis didn't work and she had a touch between her butt cheeks, right? So is he pulling that out of there? Now let's find out we're gonna use the root of why Lisa's in such a bad mood and why she was Thinking about going to Greenland a couple days ago. What is going on? Why is she so upset? It looks like grandma day before yesterday. I'm sitting there going to Greenland a couple days ago. What is going on? Why is she so upset?

You look like grandma. Day before yesterday, I'm sitting there going to myself. I really don't know if I've done the right thing. When you're a lady of a certain age, you can do anything you want to, and nobody's gonna call you watch. Yeah, but the point being, Helga, that I love women.

I, I, no. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but. There's nothing stronger than love between two lesbians. It's a beautiful thing to behold. Yeah, is there? So what's happening here is that Lisa Boswell is really into chicks. I mean to the point where breaking into houses to steal panties very into chicks and then transition into a woman and now those chicks that

He was into are not into her and there's like a second guessing thing going on like that I make the right decision here because I really just kind of Want to bang a chick and now I there's not it's never gonna happen again It's really not a good situation. How is the optimist like oh, yeah, you'll find a lesbian. They'll be fine but I think Lisa's realizing like oh, this is kind of the end of the road for me and So we're gonna hear about the importance of a relationship according to Helga. You find somebody that you have that you have a lot in common with and somebody that makes you laugh, tickles your fancy, you see if they're going to be a good sex And then life gets good.

Life gets great. So this is what Lisa is missing out on. It's she doesn't have a partner. She's not getting sex anymore and she's jealous of Dan and all the amazing hot sex. Their heads probably hearing it through the wall. I'm sorry Chris. So at this point and this is one of the things I used to love about Lisa is how good you go all day. And Lisa's just like 20 minutes in like, all right, let's have to say to

wrap it up. And you plan to wrap it up. I'd like to remind you to subscribe to our YouTube channel and like us, like us. It doesn't cost a dime. Not a thing. When you see that, you're that reality showed like us like it. Now if you're like Helga, I was going to say she's being passive aggressive, but nope. Just came right out. They were arguing about that earlier in the episode right that's how I get out liking her post on Facebook so it's holding on to this teacup like like she would fall apart if she let go of it she never took a sip of it and then as soon as the show is wrapping up she put it down like she could finally let go of that it's a prop like the dog in Rob's lap it's

just that's right it's part of the show biz Rob's lap. It's just that's right. It's part of the show. It's elements of showbiz. I just don't understand. Right. You'll get there. You'll get there. And so how good keeps talking because you can't stop. And they actually end up ending things getting into politics. Because Helga says, you know, this is back to 2023. And so how good like, by the way, the government might shut down because these MAGA people are telling Republicans not to vote on the new

budget, we have to worry about that. And then Lisa remembers, Oh yeah, that's right. I also hate Trump, not just Dan, also Trump. This is part of the MAGA crowds trying to get Trump back in office. Holy shit. My brother supports Trump. I don't even, I won't even talk to him now. I can't stand him.

He's the one of them. The mega crowd wants to roll the country back to antebellum days where people owned people, where you had free labor to run the plantation. Shut up. And you had free labor to run the plantation. And you had a few people owning everything. Shut up. We'll see you later. Yeah. Smoke them if you got them.

Of course you're pissed. You're always pissed. That's literally how it ends. That's awesome. That was the very last moments of this episode. Shut up. I'm pissed. I don't know whose side she's on You know, you're not you're so confused by that Fantastic, we love you lisa And i'm looking forward to going back to more of those older episodes because like I said, I found them on vimeo We've been wiped off of youtube, but they used to put some of their old shows on vimeo So i'm going back and finding those

And we'll continue to report back. Adam, you mentioned on this show, well no I think you mentioned to me in private a week or two ago that you wanted to talk about Settling John's stand-up when he was in St. Petersburg, Florida and he got on this gig in this backyard of this bar or something like that and so I wanted to pull some clips from that obviously we did play the new chunk that he had where he was talking about his his wife giving birth to Oscar a New Year's Day

They're really messed up his New Year's Eve party with the Kardashians But I wanted to talk more about what was going on with that standup set. This is literally just remind you what this looked like. This is a view of the live show that the backyard stage there and a couple chairs set up a picnic table. This is what the people who went to see this comedy show were presented with typical comedy club.

Classic image. Yep. And so the brick wall and everything. It's like evening at the improv in 1989. Look at that. That's comedy. And John comes up and starts off, now he has to give his credits, but there's self-deprecation and you'll hear the audience is with him. When John starts the stand-up show, the audience wants to like him. And we've talked about this before. When you go to see a show, people want to have a good time. They want to think they made a good decision for their entertainment that night. They're hoping to enjoy it. They're not like assholes like us going to see Joe Maddarese. They're actually people are just like, all right, I'll give this person a chance. You know, let's see what's going on. And you can hear it here. People are enjoying

it. He also has, he has a, I'm sorry. He has a leg up above everyone. And this is why comics are a little bitter about people like John, because they have to just be funny when they're like here's Steve Smith. They have to sell this. John gets name recognition, used to have facial recognition, and credits so that they're already excited. When somebody's in some small town like that and they go from Howard Stern and The Tonight Show

and oh, okay, they're ready, you have them. So you have built up goodwill that other people don't get. Let's see what he does with it. All right, thank you Sarah. So, is this a cup holder? Beautiful. It is now. All right, I you Sarah. Is this a cup holder? Beautiful. Alright, I'm Dana so how about everybody give me a big scale up. Scale up. Yes, yes. Yeah, I went from the Howard Stern Show for 15 years to be the announcer and staff writer on the Tonight Show for 10 years.

One year. And now I'm performing in some shithole backyard. I don't want to say that my career has gone badly, but the other night I was in an Uber and I was driving. Okay, so so far I've heard a lot of comics do this. How's my crew doing? I'm in a strip mall in Rochester, New York. Oh yeah, it always gets a pop. It always works. The I was driving Uber joke, I've told the story before, when we went and saw Florentine, We were talking to him before the show. He decided to do that joke and it actually got a really good reaction.

He's just like, I didn't write that. I felt bad immediately doing it, but it works. That was good. And he's got the people there going, all right, they're giving the best of the doubt. He's doing a new thing. He's trying to make skull a thing. He thinks it's like the podcast that works. People can't wait for the skull. So throughout the set, he's trying to get this going. And the first one people like the podcast that works. People can't wait for the skool. So throughout the set he's trying to get this going and the first one people like skool. All right, yeah he's Danish. Right. It's also a rare moment of self-deprecation. He doesn't normally do that but he's I'm this big

guy and now I'm doing this. Okay there's truth in that. So it's the reality we're all living in. It's a little funny. Yep, yep. so far, so good. And then it kind of starts to fall off the rails here. Anyway, I am divorced. Please don't hate me, honey. Okay. I'm married. A lot of married people here. No, you're not. Yeah. Yeah. By condolences. my condolences. Wow I'm divorced sees a camera out. No don't take me. Anyway I'm married. Oh you've lost everyone immediately like wait what is he? What are we? What's the thing that we're thinking happened here? Skola! So okay so he's already losing people he's already lost the thread of what he's trying to do and so he does you know some of the stuff that we've heard him do before

and just the laughs are getting fewer and fewer. And then he gets to that chunk that we already played on the show where he's saying that he made his pregnant wife, make them desserts, the book chunk. Yeah. And do the dishes and all that kind of stuff. And he's just getting fewer and fewer responses to the point where he has to tell people Because there's groaning going on no one thinks it's funny. So I'm going to pick up from after that chunk and John's talking about how hard it is to get laid when you have kids And if john could just modernize his act a little bit He doesn't think to himself like oh this no one can relate to this

Yeah He doesn't think to himself like oh this no one can relate to this And it's always hard having sex with your wife when You know like when you got three kids all kind of run around you know It's hard to get the mood when you hear from the other rooms So one time I said to my my wife took the kids shopping. I'm like, all right, a little long time for that. So I go, all right. So I order a little porn on DirecTV, which by the way, is 1999, whatever, come on, I'm usually done by the credits, you know?

So I ordered the porn. And then I finish, I turn it off, I forget about it. So my wife takes the kids and they're all gonna watch Toy Story 3. She turns the TV on, up comes the porn time. Then my kid comes up to me, daddy, what's an anal whore? I said, it's certainly not your mom mom and she worried you wouldn't be here. He tried to out that one along. He tried to do this. Am I right guys? Huh? So he ordered porn on DirecTV. Let's break this down. Can you just say you pulled out the tablet

direct TV. Let's break this down. Can you just say you pulled out the tablet and you pulled up porn on your iPad? And then your mom and the wife comes home and donated the iPad. I forgot you donated the iPad. Why is he talking about ordering porn from direct TV? Is it possible that he hasn't really been around his kids while technology has advanced? So he doesn't have these experiences of sharing an iPad with the kids or sharing a laptop.

That's the only, so he doesn't even know how to refer to that. He wouldn't know how to modernize it because he doesn't have any context for it. That's really weird. Porn is free too. Like get rid of that whole 1999 thing No one can relate to that stupid. Let's you're in a hotel. I mean even that it doesn't make any sense

You know what I mean like no one's doing that. It's it's so stupid and then the spongebob squarepants No one laughed at because that was a show that was popular in the 90s early aughts. Maybe is that I mean It's still popular, but I was like children right. Oh, cool me yeah it's fine it's fine it's just like that's why he's got to order the porn so the that joke can stay in there and still be chronologically correct he also has no sense of this voice that's delivering these jokes he's acting like he sounds like Richie Rich or some smooth talking dad who has it together when he says honey It just sounds evil. It just sounds dark when he says that thing about like that's why I didn't

Anal if your mom was more of an it. It just sounds like this mean Yeah Character yelling at his kids saying I wished you were never born so it's hard to laugh at you sound so angry and unhappy yeah, he's sinister and Also when you said the word voice it I had this thought where When you see Jimmy Schubert who's been doing stand-up for decades, and I've seen him a few times. He's a very funny guy He can't talk about like dating life now because you're watching the guy in his 60s Do a stand-up routine he got away with that in his 30s, of course John's trying to do this family man raising young children thing,

and the guy looks like he's a great grandfather. And you're like, well, you gotta update your set now, to be relatable to what we think is actually going on in your life. If he was talking about how, yeah, I was at home with two cats alone for this past week without any interaction, aside from super chats, people would be like like yeah, it sounds about right it makes sense Well, actually that is a good transition because now he starts like what the haters This is the good part. I like this

Amazing Chuck can't help himself everything with him is the dabble verse So he has to bring this up to this audience of people who had no idea Joe was gonna be there Except for the one person recorded it obviously, but everyone else is just there unassuming. Just gonna end with a few more things I'm only here to do. But the other thing too and I wanted to point this out while we were playing that clip, the silence is deafening. Like I feel like you could literally hear crickets. I'm not joking. Just gonna end with a few more things I'm only here to do a few bits. Give it up for fucking Ricky fucking mountain, please everybody because What a pro. Remember when we started this show and I'm like, it's fucking Adam fucking Bush everyone. Let's give it up for him. It's so unprofessional in every way. Is everybody because yeah, I was doing a charity gig for the police athletic league to fund

Privilege children so they can play little league sports. It sounds like it was your idea the way he's describing I think he invented sports. Yeah, that's amazing and I have a lot of haters Because I'm so freaking talented and they're so jelly That right there is so funny because people have just watched Nine and a half minutes of his act right and he's like people hate me because I'm so talented they went That's not it I'm starting to hate you the whole assault. Yeah, maybe it's because you showed your kid porn and they said you wish they'd never been born I'm so glad you pointed it out at the beginning that he had everyone's goodwill

You don't get to say this was a dead audience on a dead night You had them and single-handedly convinced all of them some of them individually to hate you And then you end the act with you know a lot of people hate me You know John we wouldn't know that unless you kept fucking talking about it and really showing us all the reasons why they do. An audience didn't laugh at your joke and you told her to fuck off. But that they laughed at, that was very funny.

And now you're explaining to us why you're hated. No one in that room listening to you talk believes they hate you because they're jelly That they got me canceled called the mayor And Ricky being a good guy that he is Called me said hey jump come do my show. I'll pay you just because I feel bad. These guys are freaking bullying So I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be here in St. Petersburg. Come on everybody Wow That was a weird

diatribe to go off on just so you guys know this guy did me a huge favor because People are calling the mayor and stuff like that. I was trying to do a good thing for children I have a feeling a bunch of those people. I don't know how many people are in the crowd 12 12 or so. Yeah, call the bears No, six of them have just entered the dabble verse to figure out why Everyone hates his god. I got a lot of haters. Could you imagine? I've seen countless stand-up comics I can't imagine someone going up there. So anyway guys a lot of people the internet hate my guts We're talking about that like what what? What do you mean? That's weird?

So insane that he assumes everyone is gonna look at him Hear his voice hear him say I got a lot of haters and be like I'm so sorry man. Oh That really? God buddy, I'm so sorry. Can we give you some money life is so unfair All right. So now he gets into Howard Stern talk and what's great about this segment of his act is not just the name dropping which is fantastic But also telling jokes that he didn't write Thank you. So let me just a bit and I'm going to go.

How much time have I done Rick? Too much. So I am stuttering John. So if you don't know me, I was pretty much a professional asshole. I would ask celebrities crazy. Going to volunteer. Yeah, for instance, I asked the Dolly llama.

volunteer yeah yeah we got we got that part John we understood that part we were doing the living in the past episode yesterday it's on our patreon patreon.com slash who has this podcast bonus show where he's so proud of this Dalai Lama he talked about it on the episode in 2018 too. And this is the first example he gives up, he brings up when he's talking about how he would ask celebrities hilarious questions. For instance, I asked the Dalai Lama, do people come up to him and say hello, Dalai?

I asked Raquel Wells, are they drooping yet? And then she fucking punched me in the nose. I asked OJ Simpson if he would sign my knife. True. But apparently he already had his own. I asked OJ Simpson if he would sign my knife. That's true. But apparently he already had his own. What does that have to do with signing your knife? Like if you go up to a baseball player, like will you sign my baseball? They're like nah, I already have a baseball. No, I just I'm gonna keep this baseball. I just want

your signature. I said Fuck Any of this works, it's so stupid Okay, why doesn't he think delivery has anything to do with how a joke is told? He thinks the way he says it has no influence on whether people laugh Exists. Yeah, I talked to Raquel Welch Rock Owl Welt. The Dalai Lama. He dropped!

A lot of name drops in there, which is also uncomfortable. So this is the biggest laugh of John Set coming up right here. I asked, um, oh, uh, Lou Reed, if he's still masturbated and he's strangling me and judging by his grip, he fucking does. That's in his book, by the way. It's not a great joke. But my favorite response I ever got was from the late great Joan Rivers, who was a friend of mine.

I said, Joan, do you think ugly people should be allowed to have children? She said no, and I told your mother that. That's funny. That is. She was brilliant. Someone said, that's funny. Yeah.

But, uh. Yeah. Most of you were just like, holy shit, that's actually really funny. They were caught by surprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Joan Rivers was actually very funny. Yeah, and off the cuff, too. Wow, yeah, yeah. I wish Joan Rivers was here. Yeah, me shit. That's actually really funny. We're not surprised Yeah, yeah, Joan Rivers was actually very funny. Yeah, and off the cuff too. Well. Yeah, yeah, I wish Joe Rivers was here

Yeah, me too. She's actually really funny biggest laugh. He got the entire night was talking about what Joan Rivers said to him You guys probably were thinking like all right well John's bad at comedy, but at least he's not gross Hmm John how did you how did this whole stuttering thing get started? Hold on, I'm gonna sneeze. Look at the light. God bless me. Do you hear the people in the crowd going, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. We've all seen John sneeze on camera before. in the crowd going, oh, oh, yeah.

We've all seen John sneeze on camera before. It is house. We know what this looks like. It's not pleasant, but he's not done there. Yeah, I want to get that shit all in my hands. So right there, we just found out he did not cover his mouth or nose. He's just let it spray. I don't want to get it on my hands. So where did it go? What did you get it on? Can you please block it from hitting arm? I imagine

some dude in the front row going that is some cheap blow. So why do I start it? Oh, I feel another one coming on. Oh, I feel another one coming on. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. That dog is making me allergic. It ain't the dog. It's the fucking sweater. Is that a cardigan?

But anyway. Oh no. Wow. It's so disgusting. Imagine being at the show and watching this guy spray out of his face All right, well this is why John stutters here's a new story. I don't know we've heard this story before it might be a new one So they asked me why the hell Why'd you start stirring?

Because another stutter over here, right? Hey, there you go, brother. Stutter on, bro, stutter on. Fuck. I was called everything, stutter face, skip, MC stammer, and the creme de la creme stuttering prick. It's pretty harsh words you hear from your parents. But anyway, I'll leave with this joke,

because I'm a professional, and I just got the light. Scoot! All right, a couple things going on here. First off, and that was my parents who said that, went over horribly, because it's not clever. Everyone's made that joke before. And John's like, a little misdirection, huh? You're not Anthony Jeseldeck.

We all saw that coming. So that doesn't work. He's still trying to do that kind of thing in his act. He's still trying to make Skoll a thing. It's like, all right, I got one more joke. Skoll! Everyone's going to be like, Skoll! One more joke!

And the other point that I want to make, I think I heard someone on Uncle Rico point this out, but it should be repeated. That John goes, I got one more joke because I'm a professional and they just showed me the light. I've seen a lot of comics. None of them acknowledge the light. Nope. They see it. I see that they see it. And then they start going into whatever their wrap-up is to add the show But they don't let the audience know they're like I've just been told I have one more joke to tell Which one should it be? Let me think Okay, it's like he wants a cookie. Yeah. Wow, you are a pro Johnny shine the light at you and that's when you knew that you should stop talking

The entire premise the entire setup is such bullshit talking? The entire premise, the entire setup is such bullshit. No one, no one ever came up to you, John, and said, so why? What's the deal with all this stuttering? People ask me all the time. Why do I stutter? All the time. Why do you, yeah, I know you stutter, but why? That's not a thing that people say. What they do say is why aren't you stuttering? Yes, we hear that a lot. Where did it go? It's like Woke Dad. People ask me all the time how I deal with this adversity. No one asks you that. That's ridiculous. All right, final joke. It's not the squeegee bit. We'll see what he goes out on. So anyway, people always ask me, John, john why just start stuttering I always tell them it's a this is a true story. I had a horrible

experience when I was younger. It's funny. I went outside no underwear and a pair of slacks. And I got my penis caught in my zipper. Alright, let's stop right there. He goes outside, no underwear and a pair of slacks. And then he gets his penis caught in the zipper. Outside. Right.

Why do they say the go outside part? I don't know. Hmm. Because that's not where you'd get your penis caught if you just went outside. Right. So you're pulling your pants on as you're outside. Otherwise, your penis is already in the pants. And my mom had to ice my penis and rip it out of the zipper.

Do you know how traumatic that is for a 21 year old? Thank you. You've been great. that is for 21 year old. Thank you. You've been great. It was like he knows he stole it from that Ben Stiller movie. Yes. But if he puts it in the bathroom where it belongs, they'll know that so he had to put it outside because that's his contribution. It has nothing to do with Franks and Beans. I promise you that. This is just a penis and ice. And my mom was involved. That's

all you need to know about this. Let me just I want to play the rest of this because It's so sad Keep it going for John Melendez! Keep it going! Let him hear it! That was great! Oh my gosh, you guys having fun? Are we cold? Are we frozen?

Alright, are you ready for some more comedy? More? You've given us too much already! I mean, come on! I only paid 40 bucks for this thing! Geez! Spoiling us at this point. You know, I finally heard, I realized I'd never heard it. I finally heard the episode of the Howard Stern show where Howard says to John that he should have bored his kid. Yeah, they played on

Encorego the other night. Yeah. And it was really interesting because I'd never heard it. And I've heard so many episodes of the show where Howard says things to him that are so personal and so cutting and so mean. Like he looks him in the eye, he says, look at me, hear me, you're not funny. Don't tell jokes, the joke is on you. And John's instinct was, oh, he's kidding, this is all a joke.

And then I heard when he told him to abort his kid, and it is so clearly a bit. They're playing the like men who are at the bachelor party telling you to stop. He doesn't just say, you should abort your kid. He says, you know, if you kill your wife right now, you'll be out in 20 years. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's a joke. And they're both jokes. there are jokes. It's so clearly a joke, but that's the thing that John says he was serious about It's very strange because like obi they're both

Unlearning things in that same episode He makes a reference to hero of the stupid and he goes I was really hero of the stupid back then cuz I He did something stupid. So he admits he knows hero of the stupid was not because he's the hero of the working man. He was the hero because he's stupid. He knew these things. He's just lying obsessively and trying to paint these people as evil and himself as a victim. And he actually knows better. Yes. He is definitely lying to fit the current narrative, just like Opie is.

So if Opie could talk about how Antling is a racist, he's getting all these people against me, and that's why they think I suck. And if John can go on there and go, well, the reason why I've been following you with Howard is you told me to abort my child. Can you believe that? My precious child is in his 30s now or whatever.

But that's how you get the sympathy card. Right. And you're like, Oh, these people are the assholes. They're dead kid. And they're just like, Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Whatever, whatever it is. I'm so sorry. Somebody posted on dabblers today, this this great old radio interview with him. And it has all the same shit we've heard a million times, except he does say he's talking about his job. And he goes, Look, I was making 40 grand a year. And if you're not happy in a place where you're making 40 grand a year, you leave. That's it.

You can't blame anyone else. That's your fault if you don't do that. Who said that? John? John said it. Wow! And then unlearned it years later. And now uses that as a weapon,

pretending he's stupider than he even is. It's wild. Yeah. That is a moment of clarity because I've been saying that forever. If you want to make your way in the radio business, you have to jump around to different markets and stations and build your way up like he got he was an intern Howard Stern show they thought someday I'll be Howard Stern. Not how that works. Nope. Not in most industries, especially radio. that works. Nope. Not in most industries, especially radio. It's crazy to hear how every place he worked was toxic. Every place. Including the Dabbleverse. And just like, he never once says, maybe I'm contributing to the problem.

The other thought that I have was listening to this standup routine that he's doing, especially how he starts off by saying I was on the Howard Stern show and then tonight's have is I was listening to this stand up routine that he's doing. Especially how he starts off by saying I was on the Howard Stern show and then tonight show and I was the announcer. And now here I am. And he's in this backyard where he's not even the headliner. He's just on a guest spot because the guy felt bad for him and said I'll throw you a few bucks if you come up and do 10 minutes. This is a scene from a dramatic movie. And ironically, Nicolas Cage could play this drunk who's fallen

on hard times and lost it all. It doesn't end well. It's not, it's not a movie where he redeems himself at the end. He just becomes a raging alcoholic and loses it all and just gets sadder and sadder and sadder so I know that's Cage wise looking for work, and I was trying to make as many moves as possible And he'd be great because that's the one-man show I want to see I want him to just talk about the haters Don't worry about jokes. They'll be there. You don't have to worry about him I want to hear him talk about this stuff in his voice and try and get audiences sympathy and see if it works see how people respond to this why is he telling people all that is it because he thinks they're gonna search his name on the internet

and see it and he needs to get ahead of it somehow I don't know that's a good question because why would you even bring it up I think it's the only thing he thinks about I think he's all consumed with the dabble first now it's the only thing that's going on in this head. Yeah, but he knows this audience doesn't know his ex-girlfriend. You should not talk about her. Like, they only know you were dumped because you said something about it.

Why are you letting us know? You're in a new city. Pretend it doesn't exist. Focus on something else. All right, and with that, I want to bring in our review girl. Annie's been waiting patiently in the green room. What's up, Annie? Oh Hello. Good to see everyone. Good to see you, too. Thanks for being here. I know we had a long delay today

So things are running a little bit late. That was funny Good credit finding something funny at the show I'm gonna say what's funny. That's fine. I Understand these things happen. Well, do we have any new reviews? We have a review coming in from Canada. The reviewer's name is reading reviews is stupid wanted to help the ratings, but not too much So is that like a three-star review then? Spot on yeah No God damn it Yeah, it doesn't help at all. No, you nailed it, Carol. Wildly unhelpful.

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A little too accurate if you ask me. Borderline offensive. Well, thank you very much for that skinny chat. We always appreciate it. I'm going to play some voicemails. Before I do that, Anna, you have insanity.com which is I am s a and an e Ity comm For all things you check out everything I've been doing and we just put out a new episode of the podcast today So check it out. I had a false start so I can't really laugh at you because I Forgot like I started I went live and it went live to my backup channel

But then I forgot to hit live to the actual main channel so had a complete false start what a loser Eddie Wow So bad, I can't believe you could do something like that Wow So professional what a loser up your game who would do something down And you anything anything to promote tonight And do you have anything anything to promote tonight? Do we freeze again? Are you just fucking with me Adam? I'm with you. All right moving on to some voice Hey, it's Scott from Cleveland again, I just want to follow up on that I forgot to tell you I spent a ton my mom about thatuttering John and all of his antics. She's a longtime Stern fan.

That's how I got to know it. Then she just went on some unhinged rant about how Stuttering John was, I don't hate him, and he's an asshole. It's safe to say that you're in good company. There's a lot of people that feel this way that never even knew about your podcast. And so I definitely sent her down the stream to check out your fine work. Thank you. Go fuck yourself.

Stuttering John bringing families together. That's my interpretation of that. It's fantastic. Guy found out his mom also hated stuttering John bringing families together. That's my interpretation of that. It's fantastic Guy he found out his mom also hated stuttering John. They didn't even know about this program Amazing I love when hate brings people together. Me too. Yeah, the chiefs really brought a lot of people They did. Yes, the Super Bowl a lot of people were happy that Jalen hurts one for some reason Hey, Carl, it's Leonard from Zimbabwe. I just listened to that Whitney Cummings episode.

Jesus, that was really boring. I don't know how you guys know any of those people or could follow any of that. You may as well have just reviewed like an episode of Days of Our Lives and gone into all the characters and what this one said and who the fuck that one is. I couldn't, I just skipped that whole thing, Carl. Please don't do that again. It was just awful. First off, we're talking about Whitney Cummings and her super famous professional skateboarder

boyfriend. It was like I was introducing brand new characters to you. There weren't that many people involved. It was the professional skateboarder, his ex-wife, and Winnie Cummings. It's not that hard to follow. It's a great episode. Keep up people. Celebrities we're talking about. What's border guy have to say? Go Bills. This time I'm just calling to ask for proof of life on Vic. It horrifies me there'll be listeners, even long-time listeners, who probably won't even know who Vic is. The original, an arguably best review girl and when you sign up at patreon.com slash who are these podcasts, you will receive some very titillating pictures of lovely young Vic and since she got married she just

completely dropped off the map so Vic I'm calling calling out we need proof of life please you could just I don't know send something really innocuous maybe like a picture of your foot into Carl to share with us open toe or bare foot please just something innocuous like that or, maybe, just go to the creepoff.com and vote for Carl and then we know you're okay. Okay. Thank you. All right. Well, that's going to scare more review girls away. So thanks for that. But I will tell you, I reached out to Vic recently and you know, when you send a message to someone, they'll tell you it's delivered, and then a lot of times they'll tell you

if it was read or not, and with Vic, she definitely has that turned on, because I've seen when things are read. It has not been read yet, which tells me she's probably overseas. She's probably doing important things for America. But- Wouldn't she be under seas?

Or possibly under seas. I don't know if she's in a submarine, out of all the other ones know if she's in a submarine Submarine but yeah, Carl she's gone. She might be gone. It's over I message I got I message on Christmas and I said, I hope you're still alive So much going on the king of Portugal calling in hey guys Man Sounds like it. Cheerio. All right, well, this guy gets it.

I don't think that was a mentally handicapped person, unfortunately. Just a woman. It's a female millennial is all that was. Ronnie and Syracuse come on into the show. Hey, Carl, Ronnie and Syracuse. Love you, love the show. Oh, no, wait a minute. I'm not sure if I still feel that way. As the newly elected president of the Central New York chapter of the Jenny Jingle fan club, and by newly elected I mean self-appointed, I'm very disappointed and I want to make a

formal protest against you putting Lucy Typebox back in the NetNews segment. She's got plenty of exposure on the show, both literally and figuratively. Jenny was doing a fantastic job presenting the NetNews. She did a wonderful Dr. Steve impression. She's got good energy. She's got good pacing, and I liked it a lot. So how about we put Jenny Jingles back in the net news and let Lucy continue to do her thing except for the net news. Don't call me back.

I'm going to throw out a crazy scenario. What if we had two big breasted news girls of the show? I mean, Roddy, we really got to choose though. What are we doing? That's six boobs. Almost. Gary and San Diego. Hey honey bunny, why didn't John go to Atlantic City? He said he was going to. Well a couple reasons. First he's broke, he's a miser and a cheapskate and a type god.

He doesn't want to spend any of his own money. Second, his benefactor, Vince the lawyer, he's waiting for Vince the lawyer to pony up money for a flight, for a room at the Borgata, and a stipend of $3,000 just to show up. But basically, Vince punked him. So it's a combination of being a miser and being punked. That's why he didn't go.

Too bad for John. He wasn't there for Super Bowl weekend, which could have been a lot of fun, by the way. And he could have made some money, because as we know, he's an expert gambler at least that's how the new york new york casino in las vegas rates him an expert gambler rock and roll up poor judy i don't know if she wants anything to do with this but she's not so accurate though yeah yeah that's true She asked the right questions. Oh, it's a question for you Adam coming in from Joe in, Pennsylvania

Hey Joe from Pennsylvania long time long time calling back and Love you. Love the show, of course Adam Bush is there the great Adam Bush need to get word from him I'm love you put anything out on social media, but what are his thoughts and where does he fall on the? projected Buffy the vampire slayer relaunch that's Supposedly coming back. Hopefully he gets another paycheck add to those credits really stick it in John's face Carl It's only been a couple of days. I'm still waiting for the Jenny jingles jugs here on the patreon Don't call me back. I like the idea that Adam would take the gig just to stick it to John

I don't know that I need to be warren ever again, but you know what if it's gonna piss John off I rarely think about him, but I'm making any kind of decisions. You don't tell your agent about that sort of thing I don't I don't and I'm real excited about the the reboot And I think they're gonna do a really great job with it. I think as long as Sara's there, it'll be great. Sweet! Well that's good news for the Buffy fans out there. Don't be corny. That's what you faggots fucking did the whole fucking weekend at W.A.T.P. fucking AC.

You the fucking potato. What? And all you motherfucking faggots. Wasn't there I can really put a fucking shindig on that on that fucking party bunch of faggot What what are you you an old school? Oh, nay fans shutting down fucking shit go fuck yourself What's the fucking potato? Someone please fucking unmask that fucking faggot. You don't want to see that.

Fuck you. Carl, you're a funny bastard, but the whole fucking faggot crew that you hang out with fucking can't stand him. All right. I agree, but sir, I had nothing to do with the AZ thing. I wasn't even there. I don't think he knows what shindig or faggot means. No, no.

You got Chad's event canceled. Oh, that's right. I did get the event canceled, according to Chad. So I think he's saying you guys are like the pests because the pests would go after like businesses and other fans and stuff Or whatever so I think that was the connection there that call came in from Costa Rica by the way Oh, I had to look up the country code on that was like huh this guy's concerned about the AC weekend Chris have you never gone to a party and put a shindig on it? No. Put a shindig on this party let's get it going. So they do it in Costa Rica. Carl, Penny from

Canada here. Love you, love the show. Just wondering, I'm assuming you guys all watch the Super Bowl. Just wondering if you'd figured out which one of the commercials that Stuttering John had worked on when he was at that ad agency there in Florida, I'm sure it was one that was, uh, hilarious and packed full of celebrities because they all must have owed him a favor. But anyways, call me back. I liked that idea that, uh, there was a weather celebrities at the ads cause they're just like, Oh, I'll do it for John. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. No problem at all. There were some really bad commercials, so it's possible that John wrote a few of them actually. It's very possible.

What if a seal was a seal? Wolf put does not return to my phone calls. I guess we've got to cut him out. All right. Tom Myers calls into the show. Oh, this is exciting for me. We've had celebrities calling before Barack Obama. This goes on But Tom Myers, this is special. It goes out a little too long, but I think I might allow it Do you guys tell me if we need to cut it? Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world Donald Trump is now the 47th president of the United States Donald Trump is now the 47th president of the United States, which, you know, that probably means that he's got a low IQ of 19 because he probably flunked college and that he could not stop the California wildfires.

I bet Donald Trump is going to go out in a blaze of glory. Oh, the Paris Olympics happened last year and it's probably because Donald Trump is going to make COVID-19 happen along with the bird flu. If I were one of these liberal Democrats, I'd try to fly away from Donald Trump. And then if he's going to be in the hospital, the doctor's going to have to pull the plug on him. This guy's great. I know. How do you turn this phone call off?

I'm driving right now and I don't know how to turn this call off. Hang on a second. Let me find it. This is Tom Myers still on the phone. Am I on the phone? Oh crap. I mean, oh crap. It's still Tom Myers. Nailed it. Well done. Amazing. That went way over the limit, Oh crap, I mean, oh crap Nailed it well done amazing that went way over the limit But I'm going to allow it just for this one time because it's Tom

Tom's amazing This one goes out to you producer Chris Hey when a producer Chris Said Dave not here man. We're talking about Rob so And him being out of it. Did anybody fucking get that? Yeah producer Chris I Get more it's around All right, that's your cheats and chong reference. Yeah, you didn't get enough credit for

Alright deluxe will finish things up there Carl deluxe I think Adam Obviously every all the WAPT audience likes him. He's a great addition, super smart, all that stuff. Now, if he really wants to ingratiate himself to the WAPT audience, tell us about Adrena Chrome. How much have you had? How much does Hillary use? Tell us about all the Hollywood weirdos and all the weird shit they do and everybody will like you even more you holly weirdos All right, what about did he's freak us? I'm going to go to Never been to one see that's what someone who's been to a bunch of it would say yeah

But what did he say he said tell us about the a dreamy crone? What's that? That's like that shit that the elites have to live forever That's like that shit that the elites have to live forever It's the milk they send yeah, it's really good. It's really good I think they get it from dead babies or something Jay Wolfenstein five bucks is Adam I play D&D with some Buffy fans as a villain. Do you think I should kill their characters this weekend? Yeah, go for it. There you go. You got you got his blessing on that one. All right. Seems like Annie is out of here. I don't hurt I don't blame her. Things have gone long. Things have been running out way too long. And you're fantastic.

Thank you so much. Thank you for being here. Always a great time having you. Even though we had technical issues. I hope you'll have me back next week and we can do this again. This is so much fun. We most certainly will. And we'll get that fixed. We'll get that figured out. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye.

A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. Fuck it's mom. Boom. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Okay bye. I have a life.