Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep597 - Timeline Cleanse

Episode Date: February 16, 2025

David Lee Corbo, aka the Raven, is a conspiracy theorist who doesn’t know anything about conspiracies and also enjoys being racist. Time to put those messages back into the end zones. When he’s not being tricked by fake news about Covid19, he’s watching black people fight each other like it’s World Star Hip Hop in 2008. TopLobsta is back to once again clown one of his good friends and cohosts. Opie can’t stop talking about Jim Norton and the jealousy is getting ugly. Tom Myers is finally back with a new season as we each try to decipher what he thinks his jokes mean. Aaron Imholte at Steel Toe Morning Show just made a huge error in his attempt to get a win against the internet. For some reason he’s daring people to mess with his gym and the gym’s owner. This is the same internet that Aaron blamed for losing his wife. We learn a lot more about Stuttering John’s standup show and it makes us want to see video even more. Cardiff joins the show as we play another round of “2 Minutes with Tom,” get caught up on the internet news, and listen to your voicemails.  TopLobsta's page - https://www.toplobsta.com/ Cardiff Electric – http://dabblerverse.tv/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You said, I just tried. This fucking guy. All right, tell me the five ways to pronounce the name of your podcast and I'll try one of them the Nephilim desk he said like Nef it's okay it's fine it's fine Nephilim death squad look it up it's a fantastic show producer Chris is here. Please go to worthy.com for email address or email number link to our subreddit link to our discord server link to our discord server, link to our merchandise, link to the YouTube channel and that link to Patreon supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We just put out a brand new bonus show this past week, living in the past, a stuttering

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almost there. A celebration of suck. We want to celebrate the 600 episode by talking about how shitty the show has been for the first 599 episodes. So we encourage you to make a song parodies and do some roast videos and send those in. We'll play them on the show. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five star review on Apple podcast or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Timeline Cleanse. This was a suggestion from Top Lobster. We've both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. As they show hosted by David Lee Corbo, AKA the Raven. Yes. Uh, yeah. So again, thank you for inviting me back on Carl.

It's always a pleasure to talk with you. It's always a surprise that you would want to talk with me again. People love you on this show. That's, that's great. I see. I love the people here. I see them like they're mad. They're like, these guys are like late and gay, but that means that they just love this show, which I don't know why. They also really do think that we're gay. So there's also that. We're late, but also gay. That's true. So this guy David Lee Corbo, he came across my radar a couple years ago. And we were

doing an episode of Tower Gang, which is the show that you know me from. That's the one you reviewed. We have this like thing that we do in October that we call cocktober. Howard Stern does the same thing. Does he do it? What? How does he? It's all gay stuff. What does he do though, specifically for it?

He makes Richard and Sal touch penises in the studio. Oh, I wish. Yeah, we only we ask our fans to submit their penises to toad specifically who we reviewed last time on the show. Yes, the gambling addict. Yeah. So how it goes, it's a very funny bit because Toad then has to autistically study these penises, look at them and describe them to us on the show in excruciating detail. I tell Toad, paint this dick with your mouth to us and he does.

And then we vote on a scale of one to scrumdiddlyumptious on who will win David Lee Corbo was actually the first winner of this show very nice cock also turns out to be My co-host on napalm dead squad, but he really nailed the heart of what we were asking for like we're not asking for Fully erect penis we weren't asking for flaccid, you know non enthusiastic poses He kind of had like this nice middle ground and he got his own t-shirt. I drew his dick on. It says become the whore and it's a raven with his dick. I actually drew his dick coming down on it. So this is how he came across my table and I was like, I like this guy.

I like the cut of his jib, like the way his dick looks. You like that he's just a little chubbed up. He wasn't fully erect. You like that. Slightly, yes, yeah. Too hard like you're trying too hard. But she was just a little chubbed up. He wasn't fully erect. You like slightly. Yes. Yeah too hard like you're trying too hard But she was just it's like it's still it is reporting down still right? Yes It's Goldilocks in the three dicks. It's like, you know, one was a little too too chubbed one was too Yeah, this he was just right and in my opinion, so sure I asked him I said, hey Do you want to do a Christian conspiracy? It's a biblical Christian

conspiracy show where we look at current events through the biblical lens. And he said, hell yeah, let's do it. And it's been actually a really pretty big success. We've had some live events. We're planning another live event that we're doing with possibly Sam Tripoli headline. So it's been good. Awesome. And somewhere along the line there, he decided that like everybody else does I want to have another show Like one's not good enough. I want to do another show by myself So he does this show called timeline cleanse, which every so often I'll pop in and I'll say what is this about? and it's just a show where he he watches black people fight I guess and

That's really the entire show. But the interesting thing that he's done here is, he's he's taken my fan base because he came out of nowhere. So he's taken my fan base of like 50,000 Twitter subscribers and then you know, from everywhere else that everything else I do. And he's turned them almost into a cult. They call him master. They, they take part in his racist antics. There's a inside jokes that go over and under my head while I'm doing my other show. So it's becoming a little bit of an issue. And I

wanted to review it here with you guys and see what you think about it. Okay, maybe you'll convince him to stop. I do have some thoughts on this gentleman and his show. I think he's dumb. I want to show you I think that first off, and you tell me, I was looking at his rumble page to try to get a sense of what this show is supposed to be. And it says description. Good morning. It's both of you, the Daily Show with Raven.

Come get your timeline cleansed. Did he misspell this on purpose? Yeah. So good morning is a, this is from a meme of some black lady came on and she was saying that when white people say good morning, it's actually racist. It's a euphemism for the N word. So he says, yeah, good morning. And it's like a morning, but he screams it at the people and the people scream it back

at him. And in all caps, it's very disturbing, but it's it's a racist epithet is what he's turned it into. And he's only on Rumble, I would imagine, right? With this type of content? Yeah. Well, he was on YouTube and was swiftly kicked off and he's also too retarded to do an audio feed for some reason. So it's just Rumble.

That's where it lives. Just this Rumble. Okay. Well, his most recent episode didn't start out so good. He was shot out of a cannon, ready to go, ready to start the show. He just forgot to turn the microphone on. And so here you see him chatting away, his music bed's coming up, it's got that underneath him.

And he interacted with his chat nonstop. So I don't understand why. That's all the show is. Yeah, that's all the show is. It's just him talking to the chat. So I'm not sure why he doesn't recognize that there's no sound coming out when

that's all anyone is telling him. Just plugging merch in. Yeah, he's plugging his merch. Go to the website. Hey, check it out. We got new hats. Honestly, Carl, the show is better this way. And as somebody who is his co-host, I hear this guy talk for

probably, man, we do sometimes we'll do two episodes a day, five days a week or something The show is better this way. And as somebody who is his co-host, I hear this guy talk for probably Man, we do sometimes we'll do two episodes a day five days a week or something like that of nephilim desk quad And I got to hear this motherfucker's voice Constantly. Yeah, so it's nice when it's the mic is turned off. It's a relief Well, it's also hard when you do a show all by yourself Like everyone needs a producer. I producer chris here and what he'll do is he'll go. Hey carl, did you record? Oh, no, I didn't let me me do that It's like really helpful stuff But he finally Carl shit melting down

Figures out that his mic is off. Yeah, eventually in the upper corner there you see that there So he has a weekly goal He wants to make $600 super chats and this is why he can't can't afford a producer Which is why the show is in the shape that it's and it's really one of these things of like the snake-eating itself you know it's like what's gonna come first the producer or quality and none ever comes but people still watch this shit and I don't know why how long has it been on the air long times this episode 174 or something like that yeah and he restarted at one point so he's been doing this for quite a while years maybe all right well this is him recognizing that he hasn't been or something like that. Yeah, and he restarted at one point, so he's been doing this for quite a while. Two years, maybe?

All right, well this is him recognizing that he hasn't been making any noise yet. Wow. That's incredible. 175 fucking episodes into this show. And I just did five minutes worth of an intro. Holy shit. That's depressing. It seemed like he was really cooking to probably

had a lot of interesting things to say. He's promoting the Patriot and everything but He does this thing with the roll call where I said call everyone out is there watching him which I've always found annoying I don't think there's any place for that, but whatever that's what he does But then we find out that no actually he wasn't doing a good job with the intro anyway fuck all that not getting back into it Guys, I'm not gonna do the intro again. Some of you said that it looked like I was cooking I wasn't cooking actually I fumbled the fucking bag as soon as the stuff dude. Holy shit Holy shit. Let's just issue some racist good mornings and and move on with our fucking lives agreed

Agreed a very racist good morning with the hardest of ours to all the dangerous retards in the chat Shout out mr. Poop bag great pill podcast good to see that Jules is still alive Emily is also here. I don't understand the the roll call thing. Can you explain this? I see so many guys do this or they have to feel like that to make everyone feel welcomed This is the problem. This is what I'm running into so these people that he's talking to Were they're fans of Top Lobster before they knew of David Lee Corbo. Mm-hmm. And now he's he's created He's fostered this environment in which he speaks to them.

He's stolen them from you. I don't even fuck take them. Could he turn them against you at some point? I guess maybe, but it wouldn't even matter. Here's what he's done is he's stolen, well, I guess he's stolen them in a way, it doesn't matter. He's fostered this environment in which they think they have a voice

that they can talk to me. I have the mic. This is this this is a $400 microphone. I went out I bought this. Yeah, I bought my fucking $700 road caster. There's a barrier of entry here baby to talk to me exactly $1,100. Yeah, exactly. And a stream yard link show another 45 a month if you're on the cheap side. And now they've, it's been a couple of times they come out of pocket at me and I had to put them back in place, Emily specifically. These are people

now that I know. They come up, they show up to the live shows, they talk shit to us, they're front row talking to us like they know me. And I look at David and I go, David, the fuck is going on here? These are plebes, these are our pay pigs. They're here to watch only like children and give money Right to be seen not heard. Give me your money Enjoy the content or don't who cares but because of this show he's addressing them directly. He's calling them by name there is a dialogue between creator and and Viewer which is almost it's a no-no. It's a parasocial relationship that yeah It's not good not good for either party involved,

and he's encouraging this. It's garbage. It's low-class behavior, really. And I try to tell him this, but he just... David is very much the opposite of me. I'm laid back. I'm always wearing... Actually, you called him on a day

where he's wearing a normal t-shirt, but the guy is usually wearing like bright sunglasses all these rings A loud t-shirt that's open with the tank top underneath during the summertime. He'll he'll dye his hair bleach blonde and I am a very low-key guy. You saw me at the at your event I kind of show up also a great event if you guys are in Vegas you guys should show up What's his name is gonna be there again? producer Chris I forget his name uh Jesus with the with the puppet oh yeah to give his lips yeah so what he's done is he's ruined these people because now

they think they're part of the show because they watch his show and they're like communicating with him throughout the thing and then you guys do a live show It's just like I'm gonna go and communicate with a raven throughout the show. It's like no, no, that's not what this is This is why there's a stage and a microphone, you know, you know the comics with the joke I'm sorry. We didn't bring microphones for everyone today You're just gonna have to sit and listen. Unfortunately step during a live event. They step forward to talk to us Yeah, as if it's like a live chat and it's like I'm like this is very disruptive Then I have to be the adult in the room and tell them, shut

the fuck up. And then I look at Dave and I say, see what you made me do. Like you made me do this to our children. It's just not a good look, but this is what he's fostered and he continues to foster and it's going to be a shit show going forward. Well, I'm surprised that he has a, this following because he says some really dumb things. I want to play you an example of that. Boom, boom. Let's see Schrodinger's fucker. He says had to had to run a five mile through the fog in North Carolina yesterday. Oh, good for you though. That's fucking awesome. You run marathons. Is that a is that is a five mile run? Is that a half marathon? Oh,

retard alert. Retard alert class. Yeah, you ever see those bumper singers just have the number five on them on all the cars Those are people running half marathons Wow, that's pretty Everyone knows it's 26.2 30.1, right? It's embarrassing and it's like I Mean, this is again. I love them I really do love them mean, this is, again, I love him. I really do love him, but this is really the most that we'll do in life. He'll do in life is like podcaster because you don't really need to know much.

You just kind of have to float by and he's doing a good job at it. I think he's doing a terrible job. So he calls himself a conspiracy theorist. That's how he describes himself. And he'll say throughout my years as a conspiracy theorist, blah, blah, blah, blah. And what you want to say is that you're a truth seeker or you're uncovering, you don't call yourself conspiracy theorist because then you don't have a lot of credibility. It's like, oh, there's a guy who just believes everything that they hear.

We're going to see examples of that. But he also does another thing wrong where he doesn't speak from a place of authority. So if you're going to listen to like Alex Jones, I'm gonna listen to him and how the lizard people are running the world. And he's the way he says it. I'm like, I think he believes this. So maybe he's right. But unfortunately, Raven's not like that.

Let me let me I haven't watched this. Let's watch this together. LA is covered in fog or smog. I don't know that that's so strange. I just know that once again, we're getting inundated with fog here in Florida. And it's also February. So I think there's kind of a little bit of a respiratory thing going around. But people are drawing this correlation between the fog and this sickness that people have been getting. But I go, if the fog wasn't here, it's still February. We would still probably be getting a little

bit under the weather. And I don't know. I don't know if, yeah, AmenRat says it's the season for fog. I never really paid attention. So they're talking about this fog and what is this doing? It's creating this illness and respiratory issues and they're showing the LA fog and he's even like not sure if that's normal for LA or not. And goes on to say that, yeah, it is foggy in Florida. And was it last year too? And I, I don't remember noticing this,

but maybe that's because it was happening, but there wasn't a conspiracy theory attached to it. So I just didn't pay any mind because otherwise it's just fucking fog, right? Right. I wouldn't remember if it was foggy last year. Correct. So I have one more clip from this package. And this just sums up the show for me. This really explains it all.

I don't know. I don't know how to how to, you know, think about this. Right. I could tell I'm not the one who brought it up, by the way you are. So We are, we are conspiracy theorists. I do consider myself a conspiracy theorist. David is a conspiracy theorist that will, if you present it to him, he's like, yeah. And he's off and running with it, presenting it on now what is becoming a larger, like a growing audience, which is actually, I find it to be hilarious.

I think it's, I think we need more of that, just more lies and misinformation all throughout the media. I look at, look at Chris rolling his eyes. I'm sorry, Chris. This is what I do, man. You don't follow me on Twitter. They call me the father of misinformation and I do it on purpose. If you can't see through it, that's your fault, baby. Okay. I'm my fault. So you think that's what he's trying to do is spread misinformation.

Is he trying to get to the truth? This guy? No, he believes it. Okay. Yeah. Cause here's a great example. I think this is hilarious. So he reads this headline and this is a pretty big deal if it's true. Okay. I got a couple more videos to get through and oh, this is fun. This isn't even a video that I had to get to. Actually. That's it. I just wanted to show you this shit. Isn't this fucking hilarious? Here we are February 2nd, 2025. This is fact check. So, you know that it's real CIA report confirms COVID was a bio it was bio engineered by the Pentagon in 2017 I don't know if there's a fucking

Let's see if we can find the article. Maybe we could read a little bit. I know that's gay I don't like reading and we don't like articles, but I do want to see about this I don't like reading and we don't like articles, but I do want to see about this. Uh, yeah, I think, I think that one, do you want to look up? This seems like kind of a big deal of if that's the case. I just, I love these, like, I don't like articles on this show. I should not like reading, but he's going to give you all the news. There's a group of probably 200 people now that have their own group chat. And this is where they literally get their news from.

They just share, they don't even share this article. They share this clip of him doing a video on this article and that's their news and they believe that's true. Then. Oh, yeah, they love it. Okay, great because right after that I thought this was pretty funny updated assessment on the COVID-19 origins. Give me one second.

There's something from the BBC. This is March 2003. Maybe this isn't even real. Maybe I just read you guys some shit. That's not fucking real updated assessment No, I don't know where this guy would have gotten this article if anybody finds it send me the link we'll pull it up But otherwise, I'm gonna keep going so he reads this thing. That would be like a huge deal

Make really big news. He goes, you know what? I should see if this is actually there's an article about this somewhere Doesn't Google search it goes. Yes yeah, this is probably how may not. It looks like I guess I got nothing. Let me ask you though, honest, like, is this not the same journalistic integrity that we get with pretty much any other mainstream nudity, mainstream media news or whatever was the mainstream mainstream is worse because they have an agenda. So at least, you know, they're all just making shit up, but you know, at least this guy's just having fun with it. I'll give him that. Yeah, that's, that's perhaps that's the problem. There is no agenda. Like maybe if he aimed

it somewhere, it would be a little more effective. So he does a thing very similar to steel toe. Now, what Aaron Emholt does on steel toe on Fridays is you pay him money and then he'll watch whatever video you send him. It's like Rumble Friday or something like that. And it's brilliant because people give you money and they give you all the content material you need to run your show. This is how this show works. Yes. TLC. It's only that. It's just fan submission. They send him, which is why it goes off the rails. It's mostly black people fighting each other and murder videos. And every so often you'll get conspiracy and propaganda

Right. Well, he's looking for something that he wants to show everyone and I wonder how you feel about this Top lobster because he goes into his Twitter DMS. It's he's sharing on the screen It is scrolling through the conversations that you two have over DM for the the I know this is probably reading into things too much, but I think we're getting into the Where is it boom boom boom? Have you heard the good news? Oh, dude, that was such a banger fucking crack amico dropped another Show me the whole conversation either way the language that this guy was using Elon Musk the other day He used the phrase wood chipper.

Do you find that offensive at all that this guy is just going through and scrolling through all of your private conversations over DM? At first, yes, but it's become to the point where I only message him on a need to know basis. That's it. So if you slow down and see what I say here, I already emailed this dude, I can do 1230. It's like this is just business, but nothing to do with our financials or anything like that. It's just like, because I'm

like, I know you're retarded. And I know most likely you're going to show this on stream or to somebody. So it's just like, one word answers are very simple things. He calls me I love David now again, like with Toad same thing wouldn't do a show with these guys if I didn't love him. He calls me like seven times a day to tell me about nothing He's like have you seen all the egg symbolism in the news and i'm like, what do you mean egg symbol? And he's just he's just on about all the orific egg and an egg with the super bowl And there's an egg shortage and someone stole 100 000 eggs and he's like it's all about alistair crowley

I'm like, all right david. All right, I gotta go. I got kids over here, but uh, write it down Get back to me later So do you ever like sit down and go, oh, tell me about the eggs. Tell me about the symbolism that's going on like actually engage with them. Does it like why does he keep calling you if you don't encourage it? So we do we do a conspiracy show and sometimes he's on to stuff and sometimes I'm like there's something there. I'm gonna look into that. There's a recent thing. We're on to this guy and Dresa Puharich. He's the Have you ever heard of the term tin foil hat? Of course.

Okay, that comes from a guy that had a radio chip implanted in his head and he was in a mental facility and he put tin foil around his head to stop these radio waves. Everyone thought he was crazy, but really what it was is that he had some kind of operation done on him by this guy and Drieser

Buharić, which was like a he's not even CIA just like black ops and stuff He's out there doing a lot of strange things So David brought him up to me and we've been I'm like, this is really fucking interesting when you look into this guy He's like he's developed something called the spirit calm which is like this I don't think a telephone box where people claim that they could speak to the other side very interesting stuff so things like that that come up I say all right David you're on to something but you see look look at your fans egg they're just saying egg egg eggs gay yes it's just constant if you go to his Twitter page it's just constant like eggs eggs

reference I'm like enough with the eggs like I don't give a fuck about the eggs let's talk about something else. You have to curate this stuff a little bit for him to get him on track sometimes. There was a point where there were these African videos going around and it was like a tent, like a teepee, and it was dancing. And he was like, there's a supernatural dancing African teepees. And I'm like, let me look at that. So I looked at the video and like you could see the guy's feet right under the tent. This is not... He doesn't look real closely at this stuff, huh? No, he just goes back. He has to delete like 10 tweets because he's just

claiming. Well, all right. So that explains this next clip that I wanted to play because I thought this shit was over and I'm always waiting for like, when is this QAnon shit going to happen? Here we go. I heard QAnon in quite some time. I thought we'd all move past that, but he's still waiting for the QAnon stuff to get proven correct. I will say, I know it sounds crazy. I don't know. You guys are, I'm not a believer, but when I'm looking at a lot of the news now, I'm like, even I'm like, because with QAnon, I was like, this is retarded. These people are gay retards. But now that I'm looking at what's happening, and I'm like, holy shit, like, I can't believe that they're going to be justified at some some point like they're about to release the Epstein client list I'm like are they? Yeah, dude with the JFK files and that's exciting. I am excited about that, but I don't know everything

There is to know about QAnon I'm sure there was a lot of truth and a lot of the stuff because there's a lot of child molesters who are running the world but then they got into like JFK jr. Never died and he was going to come back and become the president. You're like, okay, I mean guys, you see how it's kind of spiraling out of control here. It gets super goofy, but the stuff that is, that is legit. It's, it seems like it's coming to fruition now, which is like, but it's, it's just going to embolden these people. So we're going to get a lot of truth. It's going to be insufferable.

Exactly. And I want the FC list to come out, a lot of truth. It's going to be insufferable. Exactly. And I want the MC list to come out, but you're right. It's going to be nonstop. I told you so. It's even worse than that. It's going to go, Oh, fuck. Because then you're going to say, I'm going to say shit like listen, you were right. Like these guys are pedophiles at the highest levels and they're going to go, they're keeping JFK on a med bed. His head is splattered, but it's getting put together

through like, you know, Tesla waves and shit I'm like Yes, we have to listen to you because you were right about something fuck now you take some victory laps Carl. I sure have Oh, this is this is funny learn something new during this episode My black old lady is a crazy cat lady. That's cool. Okay, cool, cool. So maybe black people do like cats. Yeah, black people maybe do like cats.

Now we know. This is another thing about David that you need to know. He suffers from chronic, chronic toxoplasmosis. He's got two cats and he's like just unhealthily obsessed with them. So I think this could contribute to why he's the way he is like uh, Macaulay Culkin has it and it apparently it makes you more entrepreneurial, more willing to take risks, more willing to do a meaningless show like this for two hours at a clip.

Lots like to leave the house. Less likely to leave your cats. Right. This is something I haven't seen in the podcast we reviewed in quite some time, although I have seen this before. Maybe we will put a song on so I can go evacuate my butt. All right. Let's see real quick. We'll think about it. We'll think about it. What do I have? Actually, I don't want, I know Z man sent a bunch of songs way back in the day, but they're probably They're probably a fine length for making shits Where is Z man? I just got to find him. Oh My god, I'm squeezing everything. I'm squeezing dong to cut off the flow. I'm clenching cheeks to keep it away from the door

I'm a fucking disaster right now. Where the fuck is Z man? baked ziti a fucking disaster right now. Where the fuck is Z man? Bake ZD, Val Falcor, the wise pouncer Z man. There he is. Okay, let's see what he's got on this one. Oh, man, I got it. Things are not going well. And I got to go very soon. You ever had to shit in the middle of your solo show before top lobster? This is not my solo show. But this happened to us actually last week with the guest.

It was an older dude and he had to piss or shit or something and he was like really like he's like I gotta go and he made it almost clear that he had to shit. So we're like well what do we do? Like we vamped for a little bit and then we said you know what we're gonna take a quick like we've never done it before but apparently it looks and if it works for regular TV people don't give a fuck. So we said we're gonna take a quick break and we put on a we put on better off dead and just put that on the screen and all of us like just

Went out for a little bit and came back like five minutes later. It was actually you'd be surprised. It was fine Maybe we should build some shit and cigarette breaks into this show City for two and a half hours straight This is when he comes back though. I was pretty offended by this His whatever song lists it just started playing music in Spanish and shitty and no control over because he was gone for quite some time It was like eight minutes God for quite some time. It was like eight minutes. Or maybe it's Japanese. What the fuck is that? Why does he play anime?

When it's done. What is that? Hey guys, I'm back. Nope, not washing my hands. I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going anywhere. If I was going somewhere, if I was out, maybe I'd wash my hands, but it's my butthole. And also, I don't know about you guys, but I fucking make a big like a wide spread of my entire hand is basically Encapsulated I go around my hand and that's how I wipe my butt Exhausting okay this person. He's just slow this week. He was at my house, and he slept over with his family

He's just like this did he shit in your house and not wash his hands probably That's offensive just the energy he brings constantly and he's also very loud like like I said the opposite of me I'm like low-key. I'll talk shit, but like we'll keep it at a certain He's just like a fucking air horn and he's just very like in your face. He's like this All the time producer Chris top lobster wasn't offended by the same thing. I was offended by I think this guy does wash his hands either I wash my hands White washes hands, but he also is loud. I'm like I can deal with some noise I just don't want this guy shitting up all my stuff. Do you get shit on your fingers when you wipe your eyes?

I don't I don't try to Producer Chris when you wipe your because this is actually a good a good question there is a barrier between right so yeah we need to introduce soap to this every time just to be sure yeah it's it's it's a thin enough material it's a thin enough material that yeah we should get some soap involved afterwards I'm not a big fan of pink eye that is true that That is true. Fine. I'm going to back away from that point. I don't know what I was trying to make there.

I said that I'm still hung up on that. He stepped over his entire family. Oh yeah. Yeah. His wife, his wife, his friends with my wife and we run a business together basically. So he has a kid around because he submitted his dick to your show. A hundred percent. That's how all of it started.

Okay. You guys want to see it? No, we're on YouTube and also now. Can you describe it though? Can you paint it with your tongue? Well, it's an award winning dick. Yeah, definitely. You sent me over some links, TopLabs. Is there anything that we should be checking out here? Yeah, let's uh, this is actually a fun one. So David explains and loops and I don't know if your, uh, your crowd knows what and loops are, but, uh,

is it when you can't stop saying the N word over and over again? I've seen it go through this. It's sort of this, but sort of not. So David will explain it. He explains it better. He actually coined the term. I think let's go guys We have what appears to be a certified What's a nigger loop Kazarian, I'm actually tickled that you asked Kazarian So what a nigga loop is is when black people get into a fight? They go on a sort of autopilot. All of their resources

go towards physical violence and chaos causing. But there was a small percentage, 13% roughly, of mental faculty that is then dedicated to what we have identified as the nigger loop. And that is where you get sort of a, what's up bitch, what's up bitch, what's up bitch. See now we speak from a place of authority. Now I'm listening, I'm going okay, this guy's done his research. These are things he actually knows about, black people and fighting.

Yeah, yeah, okay. What's up bitch? That is a nigger loop. So it's either they pick a word or they pick a phrase and they just repeat it ad nauseam while they commit acts of violence. It's actually wonderful. Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it. And so I'm very excited here. Let's see if we can get all four stars guys, just to remind everybody, there is a

lot of new ones in here. There's a lot of new folks. We're looking for wigs coming off. We're looking for titties coming out. We're looking for shower caps and we're looking for nigger loops. Okay. maybe one day we'll identify a fifth Category, but for now, that's what we have. Okay. I have definitely witnessed what he's talking about here I don't think it's just one race of people who do this, but I've certainly seen what he's talking about It's but it's almost like I mean man from what I've seen It's like me 80% of the fights with people, like they get caught in the loop. And he's the first person to show it to me.

And it's like one of those things, like once you've seen it, once you've seen the matrix, you're like, oh shit, now everything I like, I can't unsee this. Everything I see is the same thing. It's incredible. All right. So you brought up one good point. What else you got out here? Let's see.

His racist rules. Perhaps that would be a good one to check out. This is all this stuff is very racist and I'm sorry that I had to bring this to your audience, but this is the kind of show that he's running here. We met you on Tower Gang. So I guess I'm not that surprised that your friends talk about race a lot. This show makes Tower Gang look same. That's true. I agree with you on that. This guy being in pajama pants and crocs, I don't think is good. I don't think it's good. Q on that. This guy being in pajama pants and Crocs, I don't think is good. I don't think it's good. Q says, I'll beat your ass in pajama pants

when my shirt comes off immediately. Cliff, Clint, Q, what's your name? Don't go outside in pajama pants, please. Can we fucking do that as just like a community of dangerous retards? Can we not go outside in pajama pants? That is fucking for black people only. That is for black people only.

We can't do that. And I'm not saying like maybe you didn't know that before, but I'm here to say that I think in my heart, pajama pants outside is for black people only. And it's also, I also find it despicable. I find it despicable because how fucking dare you? Because there's a whole world going on outside. Do you see the title here?

Master makes his first rule. You see that? Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay. This is so I bring this up because forget about the racism, whatever aside, he's just making rules for these people. And then they're calling him master. And it's like the relationship is just bizarre. But they titled this himself, didn't he? No, it is not even him. Tweeting. This is somebody else. Oh, okay. Yeah you're right. David Corbeau makes his first rule and then there this is like a hundred and seventy three episode 173 I don't even know but these people follow him. It's it's very cult-like

I don't know if he's trying to build a cult but he has built a cult Well, he shouldn't have gotten married then because of the whole point of running a cult you get to have sex with all the women None of the nothing he does make yeah good point good point I you have no fucking self-respect at all. You have to put on pants. You got to put fucking denim on You got to put denim on so so can we do you know? I just I would just like that that would be nice so and this guy be can I understand the rule now? So the rule is like producer Chris and myself have to put on pants But if we had a black friend we don't but if we did That person could wear pajama pants and that'd be okay, or is he saying no pajama pants for anyone?

I'm pretty sure he's telling the people that follow him here that these are the rules And I'm not sure if he's allowing black people to follow him this I'm very confused I don't want to show that often But when I do I'm like what the fuck is going I pop my head in every time and I'm like I wonder what my fans are doing and I'm like this is horrible Yeah, the people who follow this should be probably looked into And I'm not a big fan of the FBI or anything like that, but it's if you got all these people employed They should be doing something right? Yeah, probably lynched and cornered just Just one more clip here, the classic TLC content,

and this will go back to what he's been doing this entire time. And how he's built his own following. Because it's difficult to build a following. You can be on a show with somebody. But you can steal someone else's following, apparently. That's easier to do. It's hard to do.

Look at Robbie the Fireburnstein. He's got 20,000 followers on Twitter. These are just Twitter metrics and Dave Smith has over like, I don't know, 800,000. Yeah. Doesn't, but he's on a show with them three times a week. So it doesn't follow. That's true. He has sapped quite a bit of my audience into his, so he's doing something right. Yeah, that's true. Saturate me in the idea of the murder. Crazy, crazy, crazy. Okay, let's go here. Man plays dead, then makes fatal move. Ooh, head kick. He's got a brick. Oh, shit.

Fuckin' mashed his melon. I think he also hit somebody else with it. Whoops. The same here did that roll off and hit somebody else. That's brutal. I don't watch that again. I never watch that again. This is what they do. This is the culture that he has fostered

where they send him, it's just black people fighting murder and death videos. And he reviews it to a, with like fairly good expertise, I'd say like, this was a good breakdown of what happened here. And yeah, so people love this shit. I don't know why they give them money. Why is it called timeline cleanse?

Because it's the opposite of like, if you watch this, this is like, this is basically MK altering yourself willingly. I see. It's yeah, it's the complete opposite of cleansing your timeline from whatever shit you've been seeing on Twitter. People complain that WTP is hard to get into because we've been doing it for so long. And there's all these characters that we talk about stuff like that. This show, how would ever fucking find this? Just be like, Oh, I get it. I don't know. It's not it's not for everybody, but People love it. It's we it's a weird thing. They'll ask him like when are you gonna do it?

Are you coming back master? And it's just like just very strange very sure I can't explain it I was hoping maybe you guys could shed some light on this with your podcast expertise cuz I'm fucking baffled Well, I wonder if it's similar to the Tom Myers phenomenon, where everyone would call him King and really prop him up. So like Tom Myers would put out some stupid tweet and all their comments would be like, Yeah, King, you got him. Let's go Tommy. I wonder if it's that kind of thing where they're actually clowning him but he likes it so it it works for everyone do they give do they give Tom Myers money oh god I don't think so now it doesn't I don't think anyone gets the money not an employer

not a fan not a comedy club because this guy's been able to from this like no joke from that show and the other the show that we do but like he makes pretty good revenue off of this like he was able to leave his job. He's a welder. Okay, that's now he just does this full time. So I'm trying to figure out I'm like, do these people are they like fucking with him but they're also paying him well. I don't get it. I don't know. Well, I do have another clip on here that I was going to play for you. And this is him where the donations it's very similar again to steel-toe Aaron Emholt

Where it just kind of seems like the people who donate the money just take over the show Thank you guys for the total of four dollar donations, and I have to check my ass app because aim and rat Wanted me to see that before just to fucking just to deceive me just to deceive me let's see what we got oh yeah listen I do this all the time to him and checking PP un momento wait a second all the time not all the time but whenever I if I see that he's live I'll log on to the rumble wherever he's on and I'll just start talking to him and telling him shit like check your DMs. Check them right now

all caps. And then I wait and then he does it and I just like just to disrupt the show and then I log off. So if you do want to like screw with him, you could totally do that. It's a it's very easy to do that. Yes. Okay. Don't even it looks like something did unfold. Oh, cool. How did that get here? Oh, it's pending. Okay. Thank you. Oh cool, how did that get here? Oh, it's pending. Okay. Thank you. Amen rat for the $10 donation Amen rat is a

He says If you do it right, let it go all night shadows on you break out into the light what the fuck are they singing? I don't know Into the light what the fuck are they singing? I don't know If you do it right let it go all night Shadows on you break out into the light. Yeah, I don't know what they're saying Okay, but I'm glad it took up a whole minute of the show though Anything else you want to play from the clips that you put together honestly fuck this guy. I'm it's been torture Saturday's my day off like I don, I don't do a show Saturday.

I don't have to talk to him Saturday. He called me today. I hung up. So this was- Did he know you were doing this show? I told him, I asked the fans, his fans, I said, give me some clips of things that you like that he does.

And this is the shit that they ended up giving me. So this is basically a favorite of him. I wanted to introduce him to a larger audience that will hopefully look at this and say, this is trash, please stop. And, uh, yeah, but I had to suffer through hearing David talk for another, uh, 43 minutes, which was unfortunate. Hey, how did they go with a toad after our review of his show? What was the conversation like with them afterwards?

He, he wouldn't watch your show. And, uh, and the spike in viewership was negligible, I'd say at best. Yeah. But Toad is also retarded. Like, did you guys know who Clint Russell is? You know who he is, right? Clint Russell. Yeah, I think so. Who's Clint Russell? He's on, he's on Tower Gang with us. Uh, Oh yeah, I know exactly that. So Clint is actually a very serious political commentator. Here we go.

I'll share my screen so you could see who he is, and you'll see his metrics and all that. Yeah, there he is right there. So 230,000 followers on Twitter. He was on Timcast a bunch. He almost had his own show on Timcast, and he's working out pretty major deals, possibly one to be exclusive with Rumble.

And in our group chat for Tower Gang, he goes, hey, Toad, let's go and talk about the Luka Donovitz trade or whatever, some shit for basketball. And Toad just responds to him, I already covered it last night. And I'm like, to 28 people. So I'm like, Toad, I'm like, read the room here. Like this guy with this huge following is volunteering to come on your show and Talk about something with you take him up on it, and then he goes oh, oh yeah, okay?

I guess so I'm like man. It's just so autistic can't get out of his own way There's really no helping the guy, but you know is what it is It seems like you enjoy surrounding yourself with these work in progress people yeah, and maybe I'm fucked up. Like I that's what I'm thinking. Yes You're on these shows these guys. I love these guys, but they're fucking retarded I like I either like being the smartest person in the room or the dumbest person in the room You know no in between right now. I don't know what I'd say In the room I have a quick Speaking of the dumbest person in the room, I have a quick, uh, cringe of the week, cringe of the week.

And our cringe of the week this week is actually our boy, uh, Opie from Opie and Anthony, Greg Opie Hughes. I'm sure you're familiar with Opie, right? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So he's, uh, bitching about Jim Norton again. He can't stop bitching about Jim Norton. Uh, I wouldn't go on Jimmy's podcast. And you know what? If you're if you're supporting Jim Norton and his his latest lame attempt at a show, you stink. You I enjoy Jim's new show. We just had Tim Dillon on fantastic episode.

Of course, Anthony Cooley was on not too long ago. And T.J. Miller said a lot of good. That's really his view from yeah That's not a green screen. It's a it's a beautiful view. Yeah, it's very little Lives in his castle. It's his biggest accomplishment. Yep, and he shows it off every day every morning. Oh Jake I saw a couple clips. I'm like, oh I think I I never stopped working hard. And then there's a clip where his, uh,

I don't know what he's talking about here. I saw a couple of clips and it was he doing Jim, what Jim was saying on the clip or he's just angry. Yes. Okay. He got it. Uh, his, his, uh, his, uh, his, uh, significant, all of those loops we were talking about Yeah, I think it might be brain damage seriously his his his his his his

significant other Was bitching about how bad his farts are like he's still doing the fart thing and then I looked the videos got like a hundred Thousand views I'm like, I'm great doing the fart thing. And then I looked the videos got like 100,000 views. I'm like, I'm great. Wonderful. Opie is the guy who gets out of his car and dances in the intersection. And then gets back in his car or tells people at the John Lennon Memorial that the rats pee on there where they're sitting. And he goes and Jim's so immature. He's still talking about farting. What an idiot. Oh, it's got a hundred thousand views. I guess people like that. Oh, my bad.

Oh, that's so sad. Ah! He's so bitter and jealous that the guys have moved on from Opie to Anthony and doing very well. And he's not. Yes, I'm jealous. Cause that's stupid. No one should be clicking on a video where his significant other is bitching

because his farts smell. Opie, you remind me of Tukey. I don't know what that's supposed to mean, but that's pretty funny. Opie you remind me of toky. I don't know what that's supposed to be, but that's pretty funny. Opie's also does this thing where he just puts the chat up randomly. So a lot of it will be insulting to him and he's just shuffling through for whatever reason. He's an idiot. Jesus. Cheers. Ron Bennington. Yes. Yeah. I think I got the cheers from Ron Bennington. But again, he

put that out. There was a free chat and the guys reminding him that Opie always does the cheers thing. He stole that from Ron Bennington. So now Opie's got to respond to that. Also admitted that many, many times during my live stream, you're not going to get me with that one whatsoever. I, I started saying cheers and then realized, oh God, that's a Bennington thing. So I gave him credit a long time ago, you know, but just saying cheer like that is a lot of fun. I like it. It's a lot of fun. I love that. I get, I get the appeal of the being in the live stream for the show. Cause they like, they're doing what they do to David. They're playing, they're playing the show themselves. Yes.

Oh, Opie allows them to do that. And then he has the balls to go on and say, and he's been addressing our show directly lately. He calls us the, the basement show that does jocktober and he'll criticize us for our format. And actually this is a clip later on, by the way, Stanley 19 pulled this great job, Stanley 19 later on. He's talking about his experience with the dabble verse and going on Shulie show. And so he talks all about that. Julie, I went on, I tried to go on his show once and then he showed his true colors immediately. And then, you know, and then that was it. My, my day, my day in the dabble verse was very short. It was very short-lived.

I even tweeted a jet fighter flying. I'm like, this is me going into the dabble verse. And the video's like, this thing is just flying. And then it stops in midair and quickly turns around and leaves. I said that's my experience in the dabble verse. Pretty good tweet. Sick burn.

Pretty good stop up. And then I never looked back. I'm like, you know what? That dabble verse isn't for me. Some of those shows try to pull me into that as well. No, thank you. No, thank you. I feel like, I mean, it's up to you.

She's pressing every comment. I don't care. I mean, I guess I care to a point, but I feel like I have enough material where I don't have to sit here on a live stream and just like, you know, snipe people and talk about other live streams. And sometimes, so this is what drives me crazy. When he says things like, I don't have to do that thing where I'm sniping people or playing other people's shows and reacting to it. I have

enough material. You're literally reading the chat, the free chat and responding to it. How is this having enough material? And all of your thumbnails are titles of other shows. It's always about Jim and Anthony and very confused. Where is the, where are the conspiracy theories? Where are the black people fights? Where's the racism? There's none of this stuff. I know this, this show doesn't have any of those elements of why it's still on YouTube. So he's got that going. Like snipe people and talk about other live streams. And sometimes I will watch some of that stuff and go, all right, OK, so you're beating up this guy

and you're beating up that guy. So he's watching WTP. Sweet. Glad to hear it. We're beating up this guy. But when do you actually do your own material? Because everyone says a lot of that is based on Jocktober, but we even knew that you can only do Jocktober sparingly.

Not a lot. But when your whole show is just beating up other shows, I sit there and I go, all right, okay. Well, what do you do with like your material? Oh, you mean like walking aimlessly? I don't know how to respond to this. It's like it's such a like a vicious circle, right? Because his material is your material, right? And he's just not getting it. He's just not getting it. And I love the people this happened early on in our show.

This happened a lot where they attacked the format like, oh, what do you guys just do review other podcasts like yeah? Don't forget the show. Yeah, it's in the name. Yeah, we don't do like a news segment I'm not talking about Trump's latest policies like that's that's not part of it actually I'm gonna talk about that because I am very excited the our buddy Tom Meyers genius though Carl I gotta say, because you constantly find, and this is what those guys I was telling you in the pre-show about hidden in plain sight,

you find the person that cannot stop responding to you. And then you just keep getting them to, I do it on Twitter. You guys do it in a much better format on a podcast, but it's just find that one person, and you found many now, and they just fucking keep feeding you. It's genius. And I gotta tell you, Top Lobster,

it's not that we need people to respond to us like open didn't respond to us for years And we continue to clown his material because it's very goofable. It's just an enjoyable thing to do He held out the longest he did for sure he played hard to get what and I can't wait I'll just tease this again I can't wait to get your reaction to what Aaron Emholt did this week Again, I can't wait to get your reaction to what Aaron Emholt did this week because he has really set himself up to just be Tortured on the internet for as long as he's on it. I do love introducing co-hosts to so yeah You know our friends. It's gonna be great But first I'm very excited to say a new season of Tom Meyers versus the rest of the world dropped this week

You know, it's no different than you know a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Did we do Tom Myers last time you were on the show? Uh, no, but I have seen him. Stand-up comedian. Okay. I did him with you on stage. That's right. We covered Tom when you were on our live show in Largo. Okay So he does a political show and he starts off with a monologue He very much thinks he's Bill Maher the way he writes these jokes and delivers time. He's nowhere near that

It's not even close This first one is a bit wordy Hello and welcome to the spring 2025 session of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot's happened since we've been away. Quick question. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

In case you've just. Yeah. Was Tom Myers versus the world taken? That's, so someone else has pointed this out because his word economy for joke writing is awful. He always uses way too many words. Even in the title of the show for the perfect example Yeah, we didn't think you were including yourself in the rest of the world yeah

In case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame you Donald Trump is now president of the United States who could blame you. Donald Trump is now president of the United States again. He started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he brought back tick tock. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him and what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal. Okay. Did anyone understand that? So I understand that joke, but you know, he's coming at it from like a comedian's standpoint, where a lot of these clubs now are getting TikTokers are coming in and headlining because they have a huge following on TikTok. And so they

can bring people in. They're not really stand up comics, but that's where Tom's mind went to just like, Oh, he brought back TikTok, which means TikTok famous people will do shows at comedy clubs. And maybe we can use that against Trump when he has his war crime trial for all those war crimes. I think he was trying to say that Trump that because of the comedians that will be now coming out to back Trump or whatever, I get what he's saying. And it's sort of funny. Please elaborate on that. I want to hear what you think. Because this is what the beauty of Tom Myers. It's such a jumbled mess. It can be interpreted multiple ways. Okay. So he's saying now that like, are these canceled comedians that obviously he doesn't like where they're coming from. I maybe I will like where they're coming

from. Maybe they're kind of cringe and just like, you know, conservative ink, but they're gonna have their time to shine now that the culture is short sort of changing. I just find it boneheaded for anybody to say this when it's clearly been the opposite. Like we had a Netflix special of a lady, I forget her name, but she just went up there and just preach that people there was not one joke, but she got a Netflix special and tons of money and now that things are changing now He's like upset about it and they haven't even really changed yet. So I'm like

It's an interesting admission. Let me let me listen to it again now now that I've heard your thought on this Let me see and listen to this and producer Chris, please Let me know your take on it In case you've decided not to pay attention to the news and who could blame you, Donald Trump is now president of the United States again. He started his term by taking an early victory lap when he boasted that he brought back TikTok. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him in what I hope will be his eventual war crimes tribunal. Two separate thoughts that don't make sense. So he brought back TikTok one

thought. And then he's scared that he's going to bring back unfunny comedians, people like, let's say he's describing like an Owen Benjamin type that will probably be allowed to play clubs again. And he's conflated. I don't know why the conflation of the two doesn't quite make sense. But I understand the political dynamic, which again, to me is bizarre, because we have been listening to kind of like left wing comedy for a while. And it's and it's, I don't know, it's a little bit played out now. It's a little dated. So we need something fresh. But that's I think

that's what he's trying to get at is just learning on it is also. So now we can hold bringing unfunny comedians into headline clubs against him and... Hold unfunny comedians headline clubs against him. Against him. You know what I mean? It's like there needs to be a comma, maybe a period. That's where I got lost. Right?

It's okay. That was the first joke. He's been off months. He comes back. That's the first joke he had. I'm trying guys. None of us can figure out what he's talking about. You're doing better than us, man. He comes back. That's the first joke. Yeah, I'm trying guys

You presented me a retarded person and I'm trying to really decipher That's what I'm asking you to do. You're doing the right thing. I appreciate that Let's hear the second joke. It probably gets better Trump signed several executive orders to kick off his second term one of which renamed Mount Denali Mount McKinley. After the former president, one of McKinley's descendants said it was a great move because William McKinley had unparalleled integrity and people respected him. McKinley was assassinated, so we know there was at least one who didn't.

Okay, so that joke right right there we get the patented Do you know there was one that didn't yeah, you know He also he turns into a Scottish guy when he's telling that type of joke for some reason There is there's at least some form to who's the lady that's laughing. There's somebody else there with him Yeah, so what he does is he has a panel? There's three other people on this panel and he forces them to listen to his monologue. And then they used to not react at all. And now they feel like obligated to giggle. And sometimes there's like really long pauses because they don't they didn't realize the punchline already hit. There's an example of that coming up. But yes, it's all it's so awkward. I was hoping that there was no punchline to this. There was a punchline, which is,

I'll give him I like this. I like it. Not my type of comedy, but I like that there was no punchline to this there was a punchline which is I'll give him I like this I like it not my type of comedy, but I like that. There was a resolution so good on you All right. Well in fun fact President McKinley was shot in Buffalo, New York Yeah, good stuff. All right This one's a doozy talking about the January 6 pardons Trump issued pardons to all the January six defendants. One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival. I think the pardoning of January six defendants is God's revival in the same way that the great flood and wiping out most is as well. I like it. This is a so actually this is what Nephilim Death Squad is about and I

to bring it back to me which is what this fucking show is about me. Death Squad is about Genesis six chapter chapter six verse four where God kills the earth in a flood and a lot of people say oh it's because the earth was wicked and some some people who like, like me think it's, it was to cleanse the world of the Nephilim. So I'm trying to understand this along normie lines, what he's saying. Trump did what again to cleanse the people who got out of prison, one of the January six protest rights said that this is like, oh, let me play that part of it again. Because yeah, this is very confusing.

Let's see what he says. One of them reportedly said that the pardons are part of God's revival. Part of God's revival. Okay, yet no. Sure. I like your energy. I'm sure that was widely reported Tom good stuff So he turns that into the other thing that Tom does he doesn't realize like when you write a punchline

It has to hit at the end You can't have a punchline and then more words after it like this I think the pardoning of January 6th defendants is God's revival in the same way that the great flood and wiping out most of humanity is as well And wiping out most of humanity is as well It's never the end of a joke. He had a tag and then a couple of stragglers and just dragged him across the line Yeah, yeah, he's like, yeah like maybe like the floods, you know, you gotta add with the thing And then if you're gonna work if you make it work

here's what I'm gleaming from this and I don't know if you guys know that you're doing this to yourself but he is he is doing I don't know if it's comedy or whatever the fuck you want to call this but it's a very it's in a very Kubrick esque fashion it's not visual I'm only getting it like through audio but Kubrick throughout all of his films does these things like the shining have you ever seen that movie? Of course. Okay, yeah, the host is when he's walking them through the hotel before he leaves the black dude. He walks them into a cooler. He goes, here's the cooler. And then he walks them out of this. It's the refrigerator. And it's like the same shot when they come out, but it's in a different place.

Like everything's on the wrong side. or there'll be like a picture frame and it'll be here in one shot, then the next shot it's gone, or a sticker on the wall, and then it'll be gone for no reason. It's like tiny inconsistencies. One of them that was great is Danny's playing on the floor with cars and they're like zooming in on him. And then as they go closer to him,

the floor pattern is now flipped because they moved him, switched him around, but put the cars in the same spot intentionally to make you feel like you're going fucking crazy. And I feel like that's what this guy is doing. He's doing a lot of inconsistencies. I don't know. They're probably not on purpose. Maybe he's just retarded himself. He was a genius. This is Todd Byers for talking about, but I see where you're going. You're trying to get the best of the doubt. Yeah.

So when I'm saying Kubrick did it to make you feel disoriented, why you're watching this horror film or he did clockwork orange as well this it's riddled with this kind of shit Just subliminal things like that to make you feel uneasy and like he's just shaking you This is what this is what Tom Myers is doing to me, right? He just fucking shaking because I am feeling woozy someone in the chair said I've only listened to one joke so far and I'm already exhausted exactly Precisely care one joke so far and I'm already exhausted. Exactly. That's what I said. Whoa. I precisely can't remember who said that, but yeah, this is well,

all right. Let's play joke number four because I have to say props on the word economy on this one. Very rarely do we get a joke like this. Trump tried to suppress Jack Smith's January 6th report because it's likely that he'll be mentioned in it more times than on Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs. And that's how you write a joke, Tom. Yeah. It didn't end with a preposition as well. Honestly, one of my least favorite jokes that he's told today. It's not good. It's washed. It's not, it's not really original. The other stuff, at least he's grasping at originality, but yeah, unfortunately,

doesn't land any of it. All right. Well, I'm glad you're enjoying this political humor because now we're going to start talking about Mike Johnson. Speaker of the House Mike Johnson says everywhere he goes now, people cheer for him and his fellow Republicans. I think Mike Johnson is confused. Gutteral booing and chance of go fuck yourself aren't cheers. Okay, so that's probably the worst joke he's ever read. It's mean. Let's break this down. He goes, yeah, Mike Johnson says that all of a sudden

Republicans are going to cheer it everywhere they go. But he's probably mistaking that for booze. Yeah. But it's also like the tag on like go fuck yourself. Like it's what it's not funny because I can tell that he means it. He's angry. He's angry and that's never funny. You have to detach yourself from it. Yeah. Alright. Well, here's another Mike Johnson joke out of the hell

this one's going to go over with you. Mike Johnson looks like a cross between an altar boy and the priest who abused him Okay, I appreciate it I like it all right Maybe the roast you can get away with the quick one like that Well, cuz he just said go fuck yourself, right? Yeah, and then he's then he said the altar boy and the priest that abused him So it's almost like he's fucking himself. I, that's where my mind went. You're right. Yeah. You're really seeing the imagery in all of us. Don't give him the credit. It's probably just like, he's again, he's just angry. Like if he wasn't angry, I could be like, this was crafted. He's mad,

but that's where my brain went with it. I want to be a fly in the wall when Tom Myers watches this and he's like, yeah, I am like Kubrick. watching this and he's like, report on ethics charges of Which is ideal because if anyone ever asks him about the possibility of releasing a report on ethics charges of his fellow senators, he can freeze and not answer the question. Okay. Okay. So, a guilty pleasure of mine, got to admit, watching old people have strokes on stage

has been very funny to me. Mitch McConnell specifically, it's happened twice now, it it's fun I think it's maybe four times the latest time his legs just decided like he's walking on stage and his legs it and they just like straightened up be just very funny okay good I wonder what mine's gonna be like hopefully it's on this show some clicks baby nobody thumbnails are gonna make pretty chris's stroke thumbnails did you know toad had a seizure a great mouth? Yeah. Yeah during the catastrophic. No no at his job Apparently it's catastrophic, but I mean must have been hilarious Speaking of hilarious. Here's the next joke joke number eight of the mon everyone. The new leader of the Senate Republicans is South Dakota Senator John Thune.

If you don't know who John Thune is, imagine Dr. Frankenstein building a monster and using Ronald Reagan's skin. That one I don't even get. I don't get it either. Yeah. I really don't understand what he's going for on that one.'s just just to be mean like like we don't like these people. It's just mean also Frank I said I wasn't trying to build a monster. No, it was a byproduct. Yeah, give the guy some credit. Oh Let's get into some some race joke some race humor because as we all know Trump's a pretty big racist

So let's see this Donald Trump's new cabinet looks to be mostly white people despite the pledges he made to people of color and the support he received from African Americans, Latinos, etc. It's fitting that his black supporters are the first ones he ditched as the second Trump administration promises to be just like a horror movie. Big leave on that one. We thought the TikTok one was confusing. Yeah, this was a mess. Okay, Tom, when you watch this, here is where you could have went. So, all right, the rest of the stuff you said in the beginning was just, I'm trying to write it off as like bullshit, like lot of its propaganda And I'm trying to detach my political Worry about that. All right, move it. Yeah jokes jokes purely jokes

What you could have done was somehow equate like the so horror movie and black people black people the first people to be killed In horror movies you could have done something there that they were killed off immediately like in the horror movies But you might have had to like cross a line that would have been that would have made you look actually racist and unfortunately you can't do that so therefore you can't be funny. Very sad. Yeah. The leap to the horror movie thing like he just doesn't know how to connect thoughts well. It's just like okay. It's there though. There's something. Maybe I wouldn't be able to figure it out either but alright. Let's talk about Pete Hegseth. Trump has really set the bar low for his cabinet appointments. Imagine if you did half the

**** that Pete Hegseth did or was accused of and your boss found out. Jim, you've been getting drunk on the job too much. You're acting out of control at company parties and you're making your female co-workers uncomfortable. You're not qualified to stock shelves on the graveyard shift anymore. The only job for which you're qualified is secretary of defense of the United States of America. Now that got some some claptor right there. That wasn't a good punchline at all. It's everyone saw where he was going

with that. Like you've got to do a misdirect on that one. You can't just say the job he actually has been confirmed for. Yes. And this leads back to his first joke, doesn't it? The joke about the comedians on the from the right wing perspective. We've been we've had claptor for the last four years or at least like mainstream accepted and push claptor. Right. And it seems like that's what he wants more of. Oh yeah that's what he's looking for. That's why he has these people on the panel who are sitting there going yeah he doesn't deserve that job that drunk. Yep you got

that. It's disgusting. Well done. So is uh, he's still talking about how Pete Hegseth has a drinking problem in this next joke and I think Tom is stretching the truth about his own lifestyle Imagine the reality that's gonna hit Pete Hegseth When he finally comes to the realization that this job is much harder than being a weekend anchor on Fox We've all done stupid stuff while drinking, like woken up with some strange partner next to us in bed, gotten a tattoo. Imagine getting so fucked up that you wake up the next morning and find out that

you're in control of the entire United States. And now on with the show, please join me welcoming Jeff Heisen polite kitty and just feeny That was his big closer right there. So Tom is never He doesn't know how to relate to people who go out and get drunk and the next morning have regrets Yeah, you know like when you wake up next to that partner or you get a tattoo Like normal human being things, you know Thomas Thomas never done either of those things He's never woken up with a girl in his bed. That's for damn sure his own cat doesn't like yeah, that's for sure I guarantee like getting drunk and then getting a tattoo that you got to make an appointment

They're not open real late. Sometimes. I mean, that's a difficult thing to pull off. Honestly I'm looking at your chat now And they said that the it's a classic trope of people trying to fix Tom's jokes. Do people constantly do this? Yeah, I'm sorry. It's hard not to because you hear him tell you joking They're like, oh my gosh that you could have gone in such a better direction with that or something Pat Oates comes on here does a phenomenal job explaining joke structure and how to actually structure these jokes properly But you can't teach this guy. He will not win. It's nice that he has it. It's almost like this thing that he presents you where you can take it and make it

good, but it's it's just bad right now. I like that. It's like a workshop. Yeah. No, I enjoy this aspect of it where we can sit there and go, all right, that's terrible. What if I tried this or tried something like that? Here's another joke he throws there in the middle of the podcast. I'm convinced that 2025 is going to be a great year because this may finally be the year when the planet decides to say, fuck it and burn itself out of existence. In fact, once the United States has been defeated in World War III, the final message that all of humanity Will hear will be this DQC Xiaowen air was a shy team. She's a big one

Already for that. Oh, he's a student Chinese guy. That just made my favorite time. I was true Pretty good Tom do you know that that's actually racist? So great about it Shane Shane's done great after I'm sure his trajectory. I'm sure do well do Earl Skakel is Shane's done great after. I'm sure he'll follow his trajectory. I'm sure he'll do well. Do you know who Earl Skakel is?

No. Earl Skakel is a comic. He was on TV briefly for these rap battles and things. I got to meet him out in Las Vegas last year at Hackamania. He was one of the headliners at that show. And he's very much on, well, not very much. He's been in the orbit of like, Misery Loves Company with Kevin Brennan and stuff. And Tom Myers is all in on that world. Now Tom Myers is in

the chat. Every Chad zoom mock show, every Kevin Brennan show, like any show like that. You see Tom Myers in the chat. So I guess Tom reached out to Earl and got Earl on his show and Earl's a good standup comic. So I'm like, great, let's see a real comic on the show. Let's see what he can do. Let's go. It's an honor to be here. It's a great panel, I must say, Tom. You've assembled a good group.

Thank you. So Earl, thank you so much for joining the show. I mean, what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far? Your thoughts on just humanity in general at this point? First off, horrible question. not a question at all what are your thoughts on what's been going on so far and humanity in general like breathing air what do you mean yeah what are you talking about just hey Earl just say anything now yeah broad enough with what's been going on but humanity all

right let's see what this very funny Rose comic does with that. Well, just the fact that Elon Musk is the now I mean is JD dance even the vice president. I mean, it seems like Musk has more juice than he does and you know, I voted for Trump in 2020, you know, 2016. I said, let me see how he does first four years. It's like a cool episode of The Apprentice and And then no, I just couldn't vote for him anymore, you know that

felony convictions, you know 36 women accusing him of various things. I mean they all ain't lying Good stuff Earl Thanks so much for coming on And give us your hot take. I hate when they do this to stand up comedians. So they, like Bill Burr is one of the latest where they're like, Bill Burr, very funny guy. You can fucking make a joke out of anything. Give us your political takes. And then I'm like, stop it man. Let this smoke. Like, you're a chef and then I ask you to farm. It's these are different things. Let them be funny It's like a potential joke. Yeah, right

Exactly. All right. Here's the final thought he likes to give his final thought at the end of the program But before we go I like to conclude with this brief final thought my prediction for the next few years Is that it will blow by and will be over before we know it? Oh into the fact that people will take so many drugs that it will block out this entire period for many of them. People ask if I'm worried about harassing direct messages or even death threats because of some of the things I say on this show. My thought is this, if it gets to the point where at the moment my life is being drained

from me, if I have an orgasm when it happens, then at least I will have led a charmed life. Yes. Peace out lots of love and good day everybody. What the fuck was that? The biggest mess so far. If it turns out I'm having an orgasm while I'm dying. Happy days. What? His incentive structure is fucked. Like, like, he doesn't understand what a joke is. And. He doesn't understand what a joke is and he also doesn't understand what is good or funny. So he just thinks like, I guess he's thinking masturbation, coming, that's great, that's funny, throw that in there with whatever. It's a mess. Also, these people, this guy is following Trump as the president again, it's the end

of the world. And they're like, well, everyone's just going to be on drugs for the next four years. Probably just forget everything that happened. Our next four years like, uh-huh. Yeah. Good stuff, Tom. You nailed it. Yeah.

Really related to the audience. Tom, let's talk about that. What are the drugs that we're all going to be doing to get through this? All right. Well, it's going to shift away from politics. Now, I want to talk to you guys about my buddy Aaron Imholt. Please, please, please guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo. Maybe you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. I've been covering Aaron on this little piggy and I haven't really talked about it

that much on this show Who are these podcasts this little piggies the show I do Fridays at 4 p.m. Eastern either on my channel or over on Patrick Melton's channel sometimes on to keys channel and We've been watching Aaron as he has been Suspended from safe sport He's a boxer Aaron is and he brags boxing. And the reason why this all started is because we invited him to come out to Vegas to be part of our shows at Hackamania. And his response is, no, how about I come out there and box five

of you in one bout? He goes, George Foreman did it. I can do it too. I'm going to take on five of you guys. And he was talking about we have to get our safe sport license or USA boxing things and get all that. And all of us went, all right, sure. Let's go for it. So then Aaron was looking into gyms to try to run out to try to figure this whole thing out. to try to run out to try to figure this whole thing out and lo and behold someone did something or looked into Aaron and it turned out he didn't have

his proper credentials to be a boxing coach so he applied for it but they have to do a background check and he currently has a felony looming over him he's got court coming up in 8th, no May just a couple days after hack-a-mania So when you invited him, what were you intending him to do? So I didn't invite him Patrick Melton did and he goes come on the show with us We'll just well, you know, all of us are have shows So we didn't invite him to fight or box or Downhill ski it was just like we're gonna sit in front of microphones and talk to an audience. That's what all of us do

But he didn't like that idea he wanted to box us so instead. He just outed his felony abuse Right so so what ended up happening is he got his license suspended due to this background check and that happened happened a few weeks ago and these guys, guys, this is nothing. We're going to clear all this up. I just have to give him some references. They'll call some of my friends and they'll get it all figured out. He, I remember him saying they'll have it by the weekend. And that was like on a Thursday. Well now weeks have gone by.

He still hasn't happened. He still hasn't gotten this cleared up and he's supposed to have a fight coming up on February 22nd with some unknown opponent they haven't even figured out who the opponent is and he can't anyway because he's suspended and whatever. So we watched a video on this little piggy and for some reason they were streaming on social media from Aaron's boxing gym and his coach Scott who owns the gym was going well now thanks to Aaron we all got a shape up around here start doing things by the book so that means you

know we have to have certain people here if you're gonna be sparring because if something happens I'll be responsible as the gym like basically what he was saying was we were kind of bending the rules with USA boxing or safe sport or one of these entities and now they're like Watching him closely because Aaron's being investigated and they have all these People that they're calling to get information about him. And so Aaron kind of like spoiled it for everyone so we watch we watch that video and We and analyze it just like I did now. And then watched Aaron come out and go,

guys, you don't even understand what's going on in that video. He was just trying to get people fired up before practice. This is what he does. This is what Coach Scott is all about. And so he was trying to brush it out as like, it was not a big deal at all. But then Aaron wasn't going to the gym anymore. And Aaron's like, well, I was sick.

And Scott said, stay home if you're sick. Don't worry about it. So people started speculating that Aaron's like, well, I was sick. And Scott said, stay home if you're sick. Don't worry about it. So people started speculating that Aaron's not allowed at the gym anymore, since he hadn't been there, and his license is suspended, and you're not supposed to be coaching. They have like teenagers and stuff there. So Aaron's big idea was, I know what I'll do.

I'll go to the gym, and I'll shoot a video that'll stream on social media And then someone will clip it and put it on YouTube and it'll prove all the haters that they're idiots I'm still boxing at the gym So this was his big plan and I want to show you how he pulled this off It starts off we're supposed to believe that this just kind of happened impromptu That it wasn't pre-planned or anything. Coach Scott's just going to walk over and you're going to see Aaron hitting the heavy bag just not even realizing that this is going to happen in a second.

Hey, you know, I just want to introduce somebody that was kind of away from the scene. Hey, Aaron and Walt. Aaron and Walt. Hey. Who is this guy? Hey, follow whatever. Did you see the way he got three hard shots because he knew the camera was on him? Like, ba-ba-ba-ya, but oh hey, I didn't see you over there. What's going on? Former, former, what do you say, attendees that have been coming and coaching.

Hey guys, have you seen? Participating. Now, Coach Scott, because him and Aaron have been talking about this and Aaron tells them like yeah the people say that I'm not coming to the gym and I'm not a coach and you know they played that video of you saying that you were upset with me so now he's working together with Aaron because Aaron has to get everyone involved like Aaron has this horrible troll issue going on where he's just non-stop getting trolled by everyone and he

has to put his wife in front of that for a while, April, who then couldn't take it anymore, left the show, then divorced him. Now he's throwing his coach in front of this for some reason. Are you guys doing all this? I'm not doing any of this shit. I'm just reporting on it. Just reporting on the news here. So, Aaron thinks that this video right here is going to

upset all of these trolls who were saying that Aaron's no longer going to the gym. You know, isn't America great? Cause you have a choice to do things, good things and bad things. You know, things that people might not like? And you know, I things and bad things. You know, things that people might not like. And you know, I was kinda missing Aaron. I know. Who, Tussens? Yeah, well.

It's a good looks. It's a good looks, it's gotta be. I don't have a mattress on him, but. We don't have a matinee idol if I'm not here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know, I kinda missed on Thursday. You know, but yeah, you've been sick though.

You know, I mean, it's cold, but you're here. That is so scripted right there. You know, I missed you on Thursdays, you know, but but yeah, you've been sick though. You know, you know, I mean, it's cool, but you're here. That is so scripted right there. You know, I missed you on Thursdays, but you were sick though. That's why you weren't here. Isn't that what we agreed I would say on this? Like that's not a natural thing. There's a guy there's a guy behind the camera just like flipping through cards. Thursdays, sick. Glad you're back. Missed you.

Okay. I'm glad you're here. You know what? I want him to be here because he's a part of the team in that. So, but, uh, so we definitely went to Scott and went Scott, you got to help me out here. This video of you ranting about me and upset with me. Everyone's playing on their shows and talking about it. You got to show that we're cool. All right. And everything's good, so he's forcing Scott to do this. I shouldn't say forcing maybe Scott was like

I'll make it right. I don't know he's coach Scott is just kind of looking at his shoes while he's lying here Coach Scott doesn't give a fuck about this. He's just like he doesn't realize I don't think you realize that what he's getting himself into either, but well, we'll see You know, I hope I hope to think you realize that when he's getting himself into either, but well, we'll see. You know, I hope, I hope to see you here more. Is that what's wrong with Thursdays? Thursdays are good. I like Thursdays. You know, you sit in well with Thursdays.

I think so. You're pissing a lot of people off right now. I am. Okay. So this right here is why Aaron is the dumbest guy. So he just said he like, he thinks he's getting over on everyone. You're pissing a lot of people off by saying that you like me here on Thursday's coaching because they want to think that you don't like me and you're mad at me and I'm not allowed to coach here anymore.

All this does, and I'll speak to Aaron directly, I'm sure he watches some clips sometimes, all he's doing is showing he's completely controlled by his detractors He is now being forced to get his gym involved and the owner of the gym and their social media And he's having these conversations about what are we gonna talk about in order to get over on my trolls It's like once you do this once you go down this road. They will never stop fucking with your personal life Mm-hmm. This is gonna be be I mean, people are going to talk about his girlfriend slam piece, you know, people have already figured out what her name is. And it's going to be like you've shown now how much this bothers you, Aaron. And

that's all anyone's going to try to do from here. Now, I'm not advocating it. I don't think you should fuck with people's personal lives or the gym they work at or, you know, whatever their hobby is. That's the other other thing too. Aaron thinks he's so cool because he's boxing as a hobby. He's not a good boxer I've seen his matches. He's bad at it. He got TKO in the first round. I gots a teenager He's not good doesn't have good technique, but he thinks it's so cool. He's just like see guys I do have a hobby Mike. Yeah. Yeah, we all do we all have hobbies. Yeah, we talked about this because Melton invited him to Vegas because we all do shows right that would be the common

Ground. Yes. He's like no, I have a hobby Does he have does he have like a large show or is it like So he does a thing where he bags he comes on Monday through Thursday morning, six AM he goes for four to four and a half hours and he begs for $350 each episode. That's his goal. Then he goes back on again at the nighttime on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, begs for their $250 at nighttime. And then Friday is rumble Friday where you give him money to play videos that you send to him

And if you give him more money, he'll play the entire video or a bump it up and play it immediately so He is typically hitting his goals, which is good money Does he want to be a co-host on a Christian? Conspiracy show Conspiracy show. He could send me his dick. And if it's good enough, we'll swap this baby out. I like this guy All right. So there you go. Eric. You're good job offers now from top lobster. He would he might be good on that He definitely has been into Christianity See so what happened with him and I don't want to get into the long story

But he was married to this chick and they were co-hosts on the show and then they started hanging out with Nick Reketa and Nick Rekada's wife Kayla and they started wife swapping and doing a bunch of drugs and stuff and then Aaron decided to stop doing that and so April stayed with Nick he lost his wife to Nick Ricada and since then there's been felonies there's been a lot of different charges and court cases and and all sorts of shit that's been going on. I didn't realize that this was such a tragedy. I'm familiar with what happened with Roketa. I didn't notice. Everyone knows that Roketa thing. So this is the guy, Aaron, that was punked by him. And so he's constantly trying to show that he's cool and masculine

and he's winning. Like this, he's so desperate for a W this week. This video screams of desperation. I think you're not using the correct word, Carl. It's not punked. It's cucked. Yes. That's what happened. He was cucked. And also we found out Top Lobster, you're not going to like this. We had Nick on our show, This Little Piggy, and Tukey asked if Aaron has ever tasted his essence, and it turns out that yes, Aaron did lick up Nick Ricciata's. Yeah, but I didn't even like it,

so another win for the toe. Where'd he lick it from? I believe. It's very important. I believe off of April's chest if I'm not mistaken I mean Erinn denies it totally denies that this happened, but this is the story that's been told I believe it it seems like something that would happen. This is tragic. It's guys like you still want about your show He seems like perfect for you. I do yes

This guy's like, do you still want to run your show? He seems like perfect for you. I do. Yes. I like, I like the fact that he's like, yeah, so what? This guy fucked my wife. I boxed though. Like he picked up a boxing habit to prove his manliness. It's really sad, dude.

All right. Really sad. So now we're going to see the coaches rambling. He doesn't really know what else to say. And this is funny. You know, um, and you know, God, I tell you, it's like, I mean, okay. I mean, I'm kind of on the verge of, you know, um, and you know, God, I tell you, it's like, I mean, okay, I mean, I'm kind of on the verge of, you know, maybe, you know, death. And I need people to come out.

With that, with that editor, counting the days. Counting the days, yeah, I know. And you know, I need people to kind of step in and take over. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I don't know, anything special you want me to say or, you know. Well, I guess now is the time to announce I'm fighting in the gym. Sir How telling is that anything special you want me to say he turns to Aaron after he's just like Anything you want me to say like yeah, this was all orchestrated by Aaron Obviously, yeah, no one's fooled by the I was just punching the heavy bag and you walked over to me. What's up? Oh, I didn't see you there

It did have like porno vibes right like when it kind of I was like is he gonna fuck this guy What are you sure I was thinking more of a Wendy's training video? But yeah porn it reminds me of if you watch who are these socials the show I do with blind Mike Woke dad is constantly working on his mugs. He's making those designs on the bottom. He did a TikTok video recently where he's saying this profound thing and he's, you know, playing with this thing and he's working on it. And then at the end of the video, he shows it. It's done. It's completed. It's like he didn't just like turn on his phone and just like, I'll just say a thing I want to say. He's like, no,

I got to get right to this point. And then I'll act like I'm still tinkering and then I'll show it. It's like, you're not fooling anyone I'm actually looking at his show metrics right now and I can tell a lot by so these are rumble So they're rumble numbers a little inflated But he's got less than 4,000 followers and each of his videos is doing eight to nine some ten thousand views Which means that like people are watching not necessarily subscribe to you Aaron. It's not a good look. I don't you He's on YouTube also

He's on YouTube as well. Yes, we're gonna have to last week He only did rumble because he was kicked off of he had a suspension from YouTube for a week Yeah, one struggle brother. I get it. Yeah. All right, so this is more in your faces haters I'm just glad you let me in tonight seeing as I'm kicked out. Well, yeah, I I just I know you forgot So again, that's like in your face haters, haha, I kicked out of my gym. Hey, you guys thought I was Another wind this old guy, right? Yeah, I got that too

Yeah, I don't like that I googled his name and it's just as Minnesota podcast host Aaron Emholt arrested after live-streaming crime So I'm like this guy's not a good dude, huh? No There's a lot of things I could tell you about this guy, but that crime specifically. So after he had broken up with his wife and no longer dating Nick's wife or whatever they were doing, he was on a show with this guy, Gino Biscante, and he decided to send a nude pic of Kayla to Gino live on the show. And he goes, your boy didn't do too bad, huh? What do you think about the tattoo on the boob or whatever they said and so

They press charges for revenge porn and it's a felony Whoops whoopsie and what's crazy is that Aaron didn't take a deal. They actually have a trial date set Which I've unheard of no one goes to trial anymore for shit. That's crazy. This guy's just stacking L's. Well, he's supposed to have this boxing match. He was talking about it for a while. February 22nd, his gym is bringing a bunch of people in or maybe they're doing it at another location. But a bunch of the guys who all boxed in this gym are gonna be boxing other opponents on February 22nd And so they start talking about that and listen to Aaron in the background He's trying to scream something and he keeps repeating it to make sure it gets heard Next Saturday night, team three, I got a team from Sioux Falls, Salted Quarter.

They got three boxers. Barbell North Dakota coming down. What was he doing right there? He walks back to the heavy bag and just starts touching it a little bit. This is my heavy bag. But he was yelling if Safe Sport gets their shit together whatever he was saying so he's still suspended Yeah, he can't box on February 22nd, and he's going yeah, but probably by Friday. We'll get it figured out I'll be right in the ring ready to box Can't keep his mouth shut. Yeah, it's not gonna happen. It's that's not Just admit you're not boxing on February 22nd because you're under investigation still

He's also got body language as if he doesn't really want to fight right? I don't know if you guys picked that up He's like, you know, if it's a right watch this again. This is funny Next Saturday night team three I got team from Sioux Falls, Saltacota They got three boxes Fargo North Dakota coming down. He's gonna give it a hug Gets me happy back Well, he had the leg thing going on right as he said he's like well if we get it cleared up the leg thing That's like a little bit unsure then he goes over to the back That I could still I could punch. You know, I'm a pun does like you

I don't know Maybe his opponent lined up for that that fight or whatever is, you know, he knows the guy. He doesn't want to fight this guy. That's just what I'm getting from him there. Yeah, I don't think he's ready. I don't think he's prepared for that. He's got a lot of other worries of his life. Well, so that happened Friday morning. So this clip doom put this clip up. And so Friday morning, he's so excited. He comes on his show.

This is yesterday and just immediately is screaming about this a major victory. There's probably going to be a lot of people crying and whining today, but that's okay. That's okay. I see. This is what happens when you follow someone's personal life like a stalker, you just get mad. Don't do it. Like I, I've said it before. I'll say it again. If you don't want to see me smile and laugh and having a good time, I wouldn't recommend watching my life. If you want to be miserable and you want to be angry, keep doing what you're doing somewhere else and you'll be better off. So smug and unlikable when he thinks he's gotten over on the people who don't like him

And usually all the other times. Yeah, it's crazy to me. I always wonder if He watches this back at all Like what would he think if someone's just going through and finding his show for the first time and he's just out there going man I fucking him crushing it and all these haters are crying right now cuz they just can't take how amazing I am just so good It must suck to be you guys. I'm killing it over here Look how much hair I have left on my head, bro It's so much better than it's like at what point do you do you consider cutting that all off cuz that's like That's getting bad. It's almost to the back of your head, bro

Yeah It's not a good look and he used to have it so he would pull it out people call it the spider Because he would try to like cover up the bald spots with the hair that didn't look good either He's struggling with that. You can take this guy in a fight. Is that why you guys come down? I definitely don't I don't box He boxes on Thursdays. I don't box ever so I don't think I can take him in a fight I do think that five of us would beat him At the same time Go three rounds with each of us for three minutes each round

So 15 was gonna go 15 rounds against five people now I wouldn't want to go first, but I'm pretty sure by the third or fourth guy It's gonna be a little bit winded. Then finally Ray DeVito just pushes him over. Right. So the internet is forcing Aaron to get his gym and the gym owner involved in all of this trolling. Like he's actively getting them involved

in all of this trolling. And he thinks that he's winning winning he thinks this is going well. That's a horrible decision that he's made Yeah, it's the definition of trolling is the Andy Kaufman definition It's when you make somebody an unwilling participant in your play and you're playing in their play Aaron Correct. Keep going. This is a lot of fun. He's making it very clear How sensitive he is especially because of how he is he thinks he got this W. Right. That's also a really bad look.

Yeah, it's insight into how he thinks. Correct. All right, so this goes on where, and this is something that drives all of us crazy, Toplap says, that Aaron will say that he sees things, especially like in Discord servers or on Twitter, and he'll say, oh my gosh, everyone is saying this thing or that thing but he never shows a screenshot he never proves it he just says that that's what's happening and then we're all just

supposed to believe it yeah Patrick says Scott's recording was so cringe oh buddy I saw I got sent the discord clips boy were they triggered into a goddamn forest fire I will say this, Doom is an honest reporter, Doom clipped the thing. This is why guys, I told you, don't wrap yourself up in my life. Don't make my life your life. Don't live vicariously through me if you hate me.

If you like me, you'll smile a lot, you'll laugh, you'll have fun. They were triggered into a forest fire. Can you show me one example of someone who was triggered in this discord server? Can you pick another analogy? I mean yeah, it's kind of stupid, but it seemed like a cry for help guys I feel he was like please Please please stop looking into me in my life. It's not going well for me right. He's just like guys I mean I proved that this is a bad decision, so stop doing that, right?

Can you please stop doing that? No, no, you're gonna get this way more now. That's the only thing that can happen from this. And then he makes up this shit. Like, this is the thing about Aaron that he thinks we're all stupid and we can't see through what he did. Literally all I did was exercise and box and do my thing. Literally all I did was exercise and box and do my thing. No, no. Literally what you did was you got in cahoots with Coach Scott to record a video that you knew a clipper would clip so that we could all watch.

And I triggered a lot of people. I mean, steel toed, it was full blown AIDS. It was Aaron and Holt Arrangement Syndrome. I mean, can you believe that? All I did was just show up and punch a heavy bag and everyone's upset that I beat them Who do you think you're fooling with this we all just saw what happened it looks like you extorted an old man Coach Scott go is there anything else you want me to say literally said that

But nope, this is killing everyone Now this is where Doom has to admit that maybe he's on the wrong side of the history and he's back in the wrong people. Your people that run that Discord Doom, they were saying, listen to this, talk about honesty. I always tell you guys, I tell it to you straight. People who don't like steel toe,

they're the dishonest ones. They don't like when I point that out It's so odd that he could say shit like this with a straight face when all I'm doing is showing you exactly what happened Oh, you're playing the clip. Yeah, that's all we're doing. I think he's like these guys are all lying Okay, show me the discord that you're talking about but in their discord last night. They were advocating. Hey Nobody clips Scott saying really nice things about Aaron and they were advocating, hey, nobody clipped Scott saying really nice things about Aaron. And they were dead serious about it too.

Were they? Nobody clipped Scott saying nice things about Aaron, only clipped the bad stuff. Boom. That's the ultimate win for the toe. That's the nuke. It's over, Johnny. Did he just mute himself? Oh no, the clipper who clipped this takes the nuke. It's over, Johnny. Did he just mute himself?

Oh no, the clipper who clipped this takes the F words out. Gotcha, cause I see him press a button and then the F word is out. Let me ask you a question. Has there been anybody that has come across your radar? Because it seems like these people, every time I come on this show or on stage with you, I'm like, I'm looking at people who are tailored

for the dabble verse and for what you guys do. Has anybody created a podcast in order to get your attention and sort of done it this way? Cause it almost feels like he's asking for your attention. This guy. Yes, he is ever since. So Stunnering John's been on a hiatus since the new year. He's doing cameos. I'll have a new cameo if we get to it I also have some really interesting news about jumping and it seems like Aaron is really pushed to be the new person that everyone focuses on and Opie has to Opie's been making a fool of himself They're dancing for your pleasure It's wild if they do this but again he goes yeah in this discord server

They were saying nobody clipped the part where Scott was saying nice things like who said that what did they say? Even if you know the screenshot, let's say he's too stupid to not get a screenshot write it down Read me the username and what they wrote and then the responses to that Him just saying this tells me that's definitely not true. Because it would even if it was remotely true, it's going through the Aaron filter, which is going to change everything where an L comes out of W. Right? Yes. We just saw him think that he's winning for the week when he's creating a big problem, I think for himself. I hope not. But I

think he really is causing some problems for him and his gym. So this is him talking about. So on the show that I do this little piggy, that's all about Aaron, him, Holt and steel toe. My co-hosts are Patrick Melton and Moody. So he's talking about those two here. All I did was go to the gym and get some exercise. Oh, oh, I went to the gym and got some exercise. That's why you're mad.

You can do it to one foot in front of the other. You're going to have to do this really scary thing though. You're going to have to open the door and go outside. It's not that bad. There's no sand worms. All your friends on discord have been lying to you, but that's very dishonest. I got to say pretty dishonest. All right.

While he's saying this part right here, and I hate when he acts like he's the only one who goes outside and does stuff, it's so fucking obnoxious. You're not that special, Aaron. But watch how he's staring down at his keyboard and fidgeting with it as what I think he's doing is lying. All your friends on Discord have been lying to you. But that's very dishonest, I gotta say. Pretty dishonest of the Patrick crowd and all the Moody crowd and all them.

Don't clip the nice things they said about Aaron, please it'll ruin my illusion. I think I know what he's lying about. He's lying about... I know these people because I've... Well, I don't go anymore but I did boxing for... Since I was 16 or something like that. And then I was 16 or something like that And then uh, it was in an mma gym for a really long time and there's people who come through

That are either casuals But there's also people that come through and stay there for a long time and never really progress never get better But they never fuck with the guys that are actually good and and doing stuff There's either people that are competing or people that are really good and take it serious I I know this guy he's so when he says he goes to the boxing gym, he goes. But it's if you if you go there and you ask his peers about him, they'll they'll tell you he's not serious. So when he's telling you, oh, go out to the boxing gym. And then he shifts his keyboard, this kind of thing.

He's like, I wonder if they know that. I'm just fucking around over here. You know what I mean? Right. And now he's melding the two, his show and the boxing gym. We're seeing other characters at the gym now as well in these videos, which is a really bad idea. But it's only a matter of time before he gets exposed as like, this guy's not serious here. Like we don't, yeah. And Todd, you're right. He's 38 years old. His record is 0-2.

And he was TKO'd in the first round against a teenager. So yeah, you shouldn't be fighting like right That age it's like maybe you go and you train and that's cool Like a lot of people go and train and they take it serious you get in shape But like when you start stepping in the ring It's a whole nother thing and you start to think things about yourself that are it's a dangerous game But whatever we're watching CTE and play right here. It's beautiful Yes, and he just said that Moody and Patrick were in the discord freaking out about this ruining the illusion that they've created Patrick, you know, those guys were in Atlantic City last week Patrick came back earlier this week

Hadn't really done any shows. I was talking to him him yesterday he goes I haven't been following Aaron this week I've you know life is busy right now, so I wasn't paying attention And he's acting like I'm in a discord freaking out about something. It's like he just makes this shit up I can't take names Patrick freaking out about anything no no it's not in his nature to be like fuck. He's fucking everything off booty so Fuck! He's fucking everything up. I can't believe it. Moody! So, oh, this is where Aaron just is so punchable. All right, that's all I wanna do. I don't wanna be braggy guy or anything like that.

I already set these people off. They're insane. They're talking about going out. We have to go after Scott. We have to go after his gym. You can't do shit. Oh. Stop it. Why would you do that? You lost.

Lose like a man. Grow up, kiddo. Why would you lost lose like a man grow up kiddo. Don't make me be your daddy again. Win like a man lose like a man. This is God telling you do something else. Be more productive. Don't be so sad. He's literally picking a fight with hundreds of thousands of people. And he's putting his gym in front of him. Why would he do that? That's, if I was Scott, I'd be furious about this. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? I'm just thinking about how we got hooked up with Reketa and how Reketa eventually like swindled into into fucking his wife and it's like he's a, yeah, he's a mark. He's a clear mark, dude. He is a mark. Look at this guy.

Look at this goober. That right there is a mark for for sure that's the face of a guy who let you fuck his wife. Yeah for sure Well, can I fuck your wife? You can suck on your wife's tits what I've done with them So he literally just said you guys can't do anything to the gym and then he doubles down on that. Poor Scott can't believe you brought him into this. These aren't 13 year old boys. These are allegedly grown men. They're Scott asked for this. You brought him into brought into what? You guys send in a couple emails and phone calls. Guys, you've done your worst.

You've unloaded the mag and we went like this. Back to work. And I know, look man, you can admit defeat now or you can just go, you brought him into this air and he's fair game, he asked for it. Did he? You started the whole thing. You started the whole thing and now you're gonna ask for it. You don't understand because you stay in an echo chamber. This sounds like a tantrum. Do we need to put you in the corner?

Again, the thing that Aaron does, it's so obnoxious, is he sits there and he does an impression of the people he doesn't like and he goes, he's not an idiot. Like, that was you, Aaron. You were the one just doing that, you moron. One day somebody's gonna do like a full psychological breakdown, not just on Aaron, but on the fact that I think where we went wrong, maybe sure the technology of like microphones or recording at home or even serious radio

of people broadcasting solo to themselves or into a perceived audience. America will look back after many years and go, this is where we went wrong in society. Because we're getting like unfiltered thoughts from somebody who probably wasn't insane before but has made decision after decision after decision that got him right to where I'm watching him now. Yeah. And I'm keenly aware this could be me as well, as I've decided to do this somewhat for a living.

It's alarming, disturbing, but I think we should really watch ourselves as Americans. You wouldn't make so many bad decisions like Aaron is doing. And he just said, guys, I didn't start this. You guys started this. started this. It's like no. No, you challenged all of us to a boxing match That's how all of this started. No one gave a shit. He used to talk about he went to the gym was boxing Whatever cares No one cared about that shit until you wanted to fight all of us and prove how tough you were So this is a review that already came in for the gym how tough you were. So this is a review that already came in for the gym. It says, new to the area, I stopped by a few weeks ago with my buddies, Gino and Nick, on a Thursday just to check it out.

It's a salad gym that we were thinking about joining. The owner Scott seemed to be fired up. He was yelling at his middle-aged balding and extremely out of shape guy for being suspended from the boxing gym. Supposedly he was kicked out for beating up multiple women The chubby guy kept insisting that onions were the reason I don't know why a vegetable would have anything to do with it But I digress my goal is to join the gym after my toe heels So I mean this is the kind of shit that's whatever I don't even know what the gym is I Wouldn't encourage people to give reviews and things like that. But this is what he's inviting. And he's literally asking for it. He's like, Oh, you guys have

already done your worst. What else can you possibly do? It's like, why would you say that? Don't say that. Why would you say that? It's such a different thing to do. Some 60 year old retired cop whose dream it was to get a gym and open it up and just train a couple of boxers that might have some sort of success. And now he's tied up in some online dabble verse scandal. Yeah. Hilarious. And this is what Aaron does to people where, and I'm guarantee you, because I've seen the videos of Aaron saying, I never should have gotten April into this. I didn't realize I can handle it, but she couldn't. We're going to see fast forward a few months with him going, yeah, I never should have gotten Scott involved in all of this shit.

And I, I, it's my fault for thinking it was not a big deal. He's going to regret this. Yeah. Maybe there, listen, if I could reach out to the dabble verse or the people that listen to this, maybe there's a way to, uh, continue to shit on Aaron, but rehabilitate Scott, help him out, man. Yeah. There's gotta be a way to make his gym succeed in spite of, because I don't think he has an idea of what this guy is really doing in the severity of

like the online world. This guy, he probably has a flip phone still. I feel for him. Yeah, no, he definitely does not know what Aaron is doing to him or else he'd be pretty pissed off. But we'll see what happens with that. We'll keep an eye on it. I don't like to talk about steel toe on this show all that often, but I just thought that that was such an important moment in the steel toe arc. We're gonna be talking about this one for a while because we're gonna see the domino effect

from him getting his gym involved and getting his personal life involved and then telling the haters, yeah, good luck trying to go after me with my personal life. See what happens? I totally crush you guys It's like oh Jesus Another quick question. What is it? Does this guy have another job 6 to 10 a.m.

Is a long time in the middle of the day almost no his job is podcasting Rough rough one. Okay, right. I'm a fan. I'm a fan You might get a job offer from top at a certain point. So I'm going to make a decision right here because we're almost two hours into the show. Wow. And I have a whole that reality show section. I'm going to save it for Wednesday. Okay. Because it's totally evergreen. It's fantastic. It's the episode after the one that we recently reviewed. So it's from September of 2023 So I'm gonna I'm gonna save that I want to bring Cardiff on the show. What's up, Cardiff? What's going on buddy?

Top lobster, what's happening? Not that much good to see you again. I love it potato form this time. I look a little different don't I? Kind of the same actually. It's like When an owner buys a dog that looks like him, it's kind of, that's insulting. Let's talk about center. Jada real quick. Art Vandelay on X sent this to me. He got another Sittering John cameo. Now, Top, what happened with John was he decided to quit the dabble verse. He was doing shows every day all the way up to December 31st. I did a couple shows we got really drunk and stayed on for four or five hours taking Super Chats and stuff and then said I'm all done. I'm not doing the show anymore. Now he's come back one time, well twice since then, to do some YouTube shows because he thought he had some interesting

content but he hasn't really done anything. But he went on cameo and so he thought he was gonna make his money on cameo Because he was reading like two dollar and five dollar insults for a living He's like what if I start reading fifty dollar insults that would you know ten acts my income if I did that and So he did cameo for a while it was Fifty bucks, and then it was 40 bucks, and then he was off Now he's back and now it's 56 bucks because it's $70, but 20% off Playing with these numbers of percentages trying to figure out what the right about is going out of business Will he say anything?

Well, okay, I'm gonna show you an example This one is a new one that came and I saw that you guys covered this I'd be dab on live this morning I thought I had an exclusive but I guess I stole it from your inbox. Hey, I guess so But this is the latest Cameo from our buddy stuttering John Hey, how are you? This is the world famous stuttering John Melendez in my New York gear. I got my Giants football hat and I got my Yankees the muscle team. Okay, so here's Carl and his green hoodie. Yeah, I know. His green hoodie. He points

out the stuff that we can all observe and he shows up with nothing. I heard El-Hurribe talking about it this morning. He used to do cameo or still does maybe and he would say like yeah if he started out And it sucked he would stop and start over again Yeah, this isn't live. Yeah, right. It's not live. You can just like out that I didn't go very well Didn't even know what I was talking about. Maybe I should start this over over but no John does not have that thought also I want to point out because You mean you you live in Florida top. I have a house down in Florida These guys who have to show you they're from fucking New York Like with head to toe like I'm like, okay, we got it. You're from New York

I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York in Florida people obviously my accent they're like you're from New York. I'm like, okay, we got it. You're from New York. I'm embarrassed that I'm from New York and Florida. People, obviously my accent, they're like, you're from New York, I'm like, sorry. Right, yeah, yeah, like you live there now, John. You don't have to do that, but okay. I'm glad that you're a huge fan, and I'm glad you're a fan of the Stern Show, as your dad is.

And this is from Arthur for Valentine's Day. Well, this says his name is art. So the other thing that John does, like you've used cameo before top, you're familiar with it. Yeah. You get not a lot of characters, maybe a hundred characters or something to put in a, Hey, can you send a message to so and so it's our anniversary. He's really into this or that. You know, you just throw some bullet points together so that the guy has something to talk about

John just goes so I see that you're a fan of me and you're a fan of the Howard Stern show and you know Just like reads what the person wrote to him instead of turning that into the content that he's giving back to it Yeah, okay. I love that you liked when I did my crying routine at the At the Virgin Mary house. I love that you liked. Did he film this in a fucking wind tunnel? Yeah, right. He's got the air conditioning probably blasting in his car. No, it's a 2012 Mercedes C-Class.

So this is hilarious because the people are trolling them will try to boost them up and be like, dude, when you did that bit on the Howard Stern show, man, that was so good. And so John falls for it and watch he acts it out again as if like, as if you're just like, Oh, I just wish you could recreate that magic. So check this out. Anyway, that was it. Remember that band at Howard Stern? I pretended to cry. Anyway, that was it. Remember that bad Dan Howard Sir I pretended to cry?

A little something like this. I would have even if fog up your window and draw the Mary in your window do something to replicate the moment. I mean didn't he have lines? I remember that bit. Didn't he have lines and stuff as he did more than just cry? I don't remember. I remember more of them outside. You know the live remote of that event 26 years ago More than that probably oh well

I wonder what the guy that walked behind him was thinking did you see that guy he looked in the cars like the fuck is gonna Whatever Handicap spot That was a good bit I know you love the Channel 9 show and I love doing that show it was a lot of fun and brilliant insight He liked that one bit you did and he liked the channel night show. I know you like that, but I did I know you like the channel night show you like me. I like me Well bar seems like a good guy. Hopefully one day you and him will become husband and wife as they say nowadays. What? Nowadays? Nowadays? Nowadays they say husband and wife? What did they used to say? What is he talking about? He really has nothing. I love doing that show. It was a lot of fun. And well, our seems like a good guy. Hopefully,

one day you and him will become husband and wife as they say nowadays anyway enjoy yourself have oh you know what that was instead what i just realized for a second in his head he was like am i misgendering so dd is dd and he just had like a he had a mini stroke yeah maybe i can't say husband oh well go for it, John. Yeah, you're right. He was trying to think of what's the gender neutral terminology and he fucking screwed up so bad. Partner and partner. Yeah, right. John. And if I'm ever performing in your area, VIP tickets on me.

All right. This is Stuttering John saying I love John's promises for VIP tickets for anyone when he's performing in their area So what you take him up on that? It's such a what he's never performing anyone's area. It's such an empty Fucking thing. I want everyone who sent them a cameo request to send them a sentiment a note now book a black box Yeah, I know I know my buddy Earl David reads planning on going to that show It's a black friend. It's true. I was making a joke before No, he doesn't he's one of the good ones

So he's going to that show and I should really tell him to just tell John he gave him a cameo once because John's like no, he's not doing it. That's what I mean. Doesn't have an accounting process. Anyone can cash in on this. Yeah, right. Exactly. Get VIP tickets for it.

Oh, imagine the panic. It'd be great. I only sold 14. I can't give up two. All right. I have some breaking news. I got a note from Ricky Melton. Ricky Melton is the standup comic

that put John on the St. Pete's standup show that we reviewed on this show. We did a bunch of it with Adam Bush this past Wednesday. Of course, Uncle Rico Show broke down the entire standup set that John did. It's mostly the old stuff he was doing, Of course, Uncle Rico Show broke down the entire standup set that John did. It's mostly the old stuff he was doing, but then there was also a whole new chunk that was straight out of his book that he just almost word for word took pages from his book

and made a part of his standup routine. But Ricky Melton is the guy who put him on and gave him the chance to guest spot because John was canceled from the charity show he was supposed to be hosting because too many people called up and complained about him being a part of the charity show. Chad's who I took credit for it. Yes. So Ricky Milton who might come on the W ATP this Wednesday. But he sent me this note. He told me I could read it. So this is fascinating. I'm

the guy john open for in St. Pete. I'm a big fan of your show and embarrassed to admit a huge fan of the Dabbleverse. I thought I would share a few things about the St. Petersburg show from my perspective in case you're interested in an unbiased view. John was actually a super nice guy. He showed up on time performed as agreed upon etc. One of the opening acts was a hefty gal and the chairs were less than stellar. Just as I was getting on stage, her chair broke and she fell down. Everyone in the place, including myself, laughed at her. John was the only gentleman who genuinely concerned, went over to her and helped her up. So John getting some points right

there for being a good guy. He says, although attendance was low, which is why I booked John in the first place, try to generate more interest, or maybe in hopes that trolls would actually get the gig cancelled so I would have to get out of it. It was not 11 people. It was actually 43. I know that's not killing it by any means, but that's on me, not on John. He says I offered to pay for John's beers and he surprisingly refused. He said he had them covered. Okay, so these are all good things about John. Now let's get into some of the stuff that is a little more interesting. But hold on is is Ricky Melton kind of do it? You ever watch the producers?

Yes. Is he like getting insurance policies on his gigs? More if it's canceled? Well, he said I'll read it later, but he booked shows all over and he's trying to make a living doing Comedy and this is one of his worst shows. He usually does better than this, but he said this place was a fucking dump So I think that's why he doesn't buy that I read this. He doesn't care but ever going back again He says John drank. I'm gonna say about 20 beers in the two hours. He was there That's his main problem Not that his act is groundbreaking

by any means, but he couldn't get away with the jokes if he would be sober during his set, it would improve his timing, et cetera. And although the old, the jokes are old, the audience would at least have a good time. The sneeze. Now we played this on the most recent WTP where we heard John go up, I'm going to sneeze. And then he sneezes and the audience was whoa. Like there was a reaction from people. And we've seen john sneeze on his show before we know what happens when things are flying out of his face. The sneeze was worse than you could even imagine. Being outside and dark all around the stage lit up, you can see every

one of the million or so snap particles fly through the fly through the air as people looked out in horror I still have nightmares about it how is it a video of this I know it's like a like Sea World yeah the venue is called if I brewed the world was a real dump Maybe the worst place I've ever been every chair in the joint was flimsy the stage was a shaky Plywood there were no stairs to get up and on up and down on the stage by yada yada yada not a good show Adding John to the show sold exactly one ticket. I'm assuming that was the guy who recorded the show. More than I thought.

Once people realized who he was, they were excited to meet him. But he's no longer very marketable to regular crowds as far as I can tell. John is a little crazy in the sense that he was telling everyone about how Chad put a sign on his door. Tapio Chad Zumach is? I've heard the name. Yeah. Guy. He's another Florida comedian. And he went to John's house while John was in St. Pete's, John Linton, Cape Coral.

John was in St. Pete's and he put a sign on his door. What did the sign say, Cardiff? Do you remember? Pussy boy. Who has one? Whose son has a pussy Trans son So Chad put aside about cuz I cuz I want a pussy boy so Chad put aside about your your son has a pussy

He'd you got a little pussy, but anyway, John was Shit he has a trans son. That's so sad. Yeah Elon Musk We all feel bad for the Sun. Yes Nobody I mean nobody had a clue who Chad was or what the dabble verse was we were all These were all victims. They're all I'm sorry. These are all civilians excited to meet a celebrity But although John was nice to them He blew the opportunity to connect because he only had one thing out of his mind and that was making sure everyone sided with him over this mysterious Chad.

That is so John. I could see him just talking to people just like you got it. You got the putty put a sign. You got to see the sign. He put on my so you were on the Howard Stern show, right? You got you, you know, already you get to meet already. Like, you know, it's like, why are you talking about Chad Zuma to these people? The show started at 8pm. I wasn't confident John would show up. I was excited to meet slash observe him, but ultimately I didn't care if he did or didn't. At about 715 I received a call from him saying, where are you? I told him I was at the venue and he said he was too.

It's a very small place and no patrons were there yet. So I told him he was in fact not at the venue. He said, I'm at Three Daughters Brewing. I responded by telling him that I've never heard of that place. The correct name of the venue is If I Brewed the World, as I previously texted him and sent the address. He accused me of trolling him

until I got to the bottom of it and figured out Three Daughters was a place down the street. I walked down to retrieve him and bring him back how does somebody make a mistake like this he's gone to the wrong city for his own therapist how is that possible guys sent you the name and the address you just go to a different place and then complain that no one's there it's so weird he says opening acts are important out of the 43 original patrons only about 20 remained by the time I hit the stage. Some performers can kill a room, especially when

they spray the audience with germs during their sex. So it sounds like John walked a number of people during this set. Anyway, I don't want to ramble. I just want to let you know that there were 43 not 11. We accused him of having 11 people at the show. I think it's that annoyed him a little bit. I enjoy the show very much. Although I'm not sure how interesting I would be as a guest I'd always be welcome at the opportunity at any time I have a few good arty stories about my time on the road with him and even a screech story or two. Oh so I will I'll get in touch with

Ricky Melton and I appreciate him sending this in To explain how this all went down so even when John got a gig it was from a guy Who's a fan of the devil first? I just wanted to observe the guy. It's incredible Dan we've always said if you embraced it the right way mm-hmm. It could probably make some money from it for sure All right, we have a game to play Top I'm gonna. I'm gonna let you after this, but first we have to play. There's a brand new game that Cardiff has put together for us that is sweeping the nation. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show, Two Minutes with Tom, brought to you

by Hackamania.com, promo code come. Stay tuned to the end of this episode to watch a special 18 minute version of our Super Viral band Super Bowl commercial. I also found out that Jenny is a slut so maybe Steve's heart got broken. Also when I'm driving listening to the radio, I like listening to bluegrass music. I do. A lot of it's really good, but a lot of it just gets too hokey. The subjects are just absolutely basic.

I was listening to this one bluegrass station and this singer went on and he went, Well my wife ran off and left me, yee-haw, and my kids all ran away from home, woo-hoo-hoo, and my dog ran down to the creek and he drowned himself, and I don't know why. Probably because you wouldn't give up your singing career there, Goober? Let the let the singers from Oh Brother, Where Art Thou Do Their Thing and leave me in audio piece, okay? But I actually do like that kind of music. What I like is a real Dennis Miller is a right there. You got that?

Well, that was a wild one. I've never seen him do anything like that before. You got that? Well that was a wild one. I've never seen him do anything like that before. Yo peace, okay? But I actually do like that kind of music. What I like is I've been in the airport in Nashville before and the announcements that they do over the PA system, they actually have country and western singers, like renowned

country and western singers record the audio drops for them. It's like, welcome to Nashville airport. And if you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official. I was like, you hear that? Okay, it's charming. But you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours. It gets really uneasy.

Like you're supposed to hear them. Like, it's like the next thing they're gonna say is. What did Tom say next? Here are your choices number one if you're an arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport please note

that all terrorists will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law next if you see someone with an alarm clock with a bunch of wires sticking out of it, say something. Four, remember folks, if you're brown, we pat down. If you're white, you're all right.

And lastly, please let us know if you have any explosives in your check bags. It will make our jobs easier Two minutes. Okay, I gotta say It's number four. I gotta give credit to Tom. That could actually be pretty funny. That's the only funny one So it's not that yeah, and number three is not bad too. Actually, I'm gonna go with lastly Let us know if you have explosives in your checked bags makes our job easier Top, what do you think buddy? Hmm, I

Think if you're in yeah, I think one if you're an Arab terrorist get the hell out of this airport I think that because so he's being overly descriptive if you're an Arab terrorist. There's like a weird rejoinder there That's not necessary, which is what he does. Yeah. Out of this airport. Very overly descriptive. It's something he would do. It doesn't really make sense. So I'm going to go with one.

Yeah. Producer Chris, what do you think? I'm going next. You are going next. Okay. Let me just say, I love the list of a one B next for last. Yes. It's very confusing.

Stuttering John thing. It's like, welcome to Nashville Airport! If you see a suspicious package, please notify any security official. It's like, you hear that? Okay, it's charming, but you know, if your flight's delayed, you have to listen to that for a few hours. It gets really uneasy. Like, you're supposed to hear them, like okay it's charming but you know if your flight's delayed you have to listen to that for a few hours it gets really uneasy like you're supposed to hear them like like like it's like that the next thing they're going to say is and if you're an a-rab terrorist

haha this airport nice holy shit well done top line and i'm really i'm really taking the band and i love the uh... i love the drummer. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are hacky enough to play two minutes with Tom. I still haven't figured this out. Hackamania.com promo code come.

Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. What does this mean about me? I know. Congratulations. Tom Lobster with the big victory today. It's that rookie. Yeah, a couple people in the chat also had number one. So your analysis was spot on, dude.

Once you said that yeah That makes a lot of sense. I feel like I know the guy like we've I've listened to him a handful of times Maybe but I understand how his brain works. So or doesn't work in this matter, right? Yes Kurt if how is uh Eugene doing? Fantastic. Yeah loving the snow. Oh good. okay. It's taller than him right now. Yeah? They moved to Canada, it's working out well for your dog? Yeah, he loves it. Free dog healthcare here.

Cardiff moved to Canada when Trump was elected. Really? Yeah. Well, it seems like they're going to suck you back in anyway. Bad timing on my part. Bad timing. It would have been a lot less paperwork if We just would have waited a few months. Oh, well, well, uh, top thanks again for coming down the show, man.

I really appreciate it. I always love when you're on. Absolutely. Thank you for, thanks for having me, man. Fantastic job. I know you, uh, you do merge, you host some podcasts, please. Where can we find you? What should they be looking for?

Sure. Uh, top lobster on Twitter. If you appreciate some of my shitpost? Sure, Toplops, on Twitter, if you appreciate some of my shitposty work, Toplopsa.com if you're looking for racist t-shirts, but I do host other podcasts on there and it's a like a legitimate business. Don't sell the IRS and Tower Gang if you like other kind of comedy, Nephilim Death Squad if you're into more serious conversations about the Nephilim, Carl. Nephilim?

Yep. And of course, Timeline Cleanse. I'm not on it, but go ahead and have my co-host fucking talk about bullshit if you want to. Thanks for hosting me again. Yeah, buddy. Thanks so much for coming on. We'll talk to you again soon. Absolutely.

Bye, guys. Nice to talk to you again, Cardiff. Bye, Toplops. Good to you. All right. I top lobster Thank you All right. We have some some internet news. We have some voicemails coming up so Let's get right into it. We have Not Lucy tight box on the internet news

With this week's broadcaster, Jenny Jiggles. From YouTube, Bob Smith writes, I'm starting to think Opie was the weak link in Opie and Anthony. John Martins points out, Opie is living proof that money doesn't buy happiness. Ross Robertson inquires, what kind of a man has another man put air in his tires? Oh yeah, a man who has never worked a real job in his life. Sean DeRion opines. There's absolutely no way Hope his wife spends more than an hour a day with him some inside baseball from to dope 2 1 3

I worked in a tire shop for six years and opi is the type of asshole. We hated dealing with rising evil notes It's funny that he calls Anthony racist and goes straight to an ice comment Hypocrisy at its best. CDZ9000 recalls, Any of the times a black guy called into ONA, Opie came off as more racist than Anthony. Working Class Zero, Opie is such a non-entity that he's now being upstaged by AI.

Wow. Mountain Man begs, Please don't let doggy be Opie's co-host. We don't need another dead co-host. Eric Redlipson, Great analysis, guys. Adam's exactly right. Anything Opie points

a camera at is instantly more interesting than he is. Ryan McCord confesses. I was trying to support Opie and his channel, but honestly it's just too depressing. He's a man-child, and he brought this on himself. Shay Black, 311. The only thing that would have been funnier is that the AI turned into Anthony's voice. Mr. Rivage posits. Adam Bush listens and reacts like Stuck Joe's dad did. A disappointed father knowing his son is a failure. Tiger Lily shares. We knew it would be bad, but holy shit. So much worse. Drunky is just going on stage and talking to his audience like it's his podcast. A beautiful disaster. Do not cancel his gigs. Disraps reports. People in the audience laughed because they thought that Uberbit was a joke.

Disraps reports people in the audience laughed because they thought that uber bit was a joke No, that was literally what he was actually doing. He hasn't been married or lived with a kid in over 20 years He really can't think of three jokes. Hey, did you guys know 30 years ago? I asked people questions Yeah, let me list them off for you. Rusty Mertz is paying attention according to John's last joke He started stuttering at 21 years old D Martig reminds us This is the guy who got offended by the term dabble and flexed that he'd been doing standup for over 20 years. The hollow hoax observes, so he's still dabbling. My demon says hello with an interesting analogy.

The timing of a cat hitting a bug zapper and two pistols plays us out with a valid question. Was John speaking at a funeral? I gotta go through the book. I was just looking at it. He's got all his favorite questions he's ever asked celebrities. And they're not great. He's I don't know where he wrote these down or somebody gave them to him or something. But he didn't even write them. And they don't make sense anymore. It was all about the context at the time, but I have a question. Yeah, what's up? Can you say etc. Please? Etc

It's not how you said it before. Oh, it's not I got another one. I can't do yeah You had a couple a couple D's in there the last That's how we talk here in Rochester, I'll just pretend this has to do with where I live, not that I'm a retard. All right. Your address. So we've been talking a lot about weather on the show. A lot of shows talking about the weather. It's been a cold, snowy winter. Hey Carl weather update from the south it's cold and rainy. Alright. Alright good to know cold and rainy in the south. Didn't narrow it down too much but still important information. Hey Carl for a long time I thought the iCarly girls were the worst people that you had brought to us

until this broski chick. I was literally seething with anger listening to that fat chick and I didn't look her up but I guarantee you that's a fat chick. Think that she's quirky and silly. Fuck you! Chris, are you ever going to call me back? What the fuck man? I'm waiting forever. No, he's not going to call you back. I asked fuck man? I'm waiting forever. No, he's not gonna call you back. I Asked him about it before the show started. He's like no nothing do it Yeah, Brittany, Yabrowski super annoying and it's fine until you realize that she's got millions and millions of fans. You go, huh? Yeah, it's that all about happening here my speech therapist

Speaking of me pronouncing words, is fired up. Hey, Carl. Somebody needs to tell that tubby male pattern baldness ass having stupid fucking blabbermouth goddamn cunt to keep my esteemed profession out of mouth. Okay, we're not here to mitigate the usage of crutch words. We're here for one specific reason, speech therapists. And that is to help buck teeth freaks of nature, such as yourself, making good progress, I'm proud of you, to pronounce the letter L.

Yeah, that's our job. Fuck, fuck her, broski ski she is a bro not really fuck her alright bye love you doesn't usually talk like that when I'm in sessions with them a little out of character he asked me Gary in San Diego hey so he's talking about stuttering John wouldn't be amazing one day just calls up he's talking about stuttering John would be amazing one day just calls up. He's just like that Aaron em, oh, it's a real piece of shit Hey Carl Whatever became of John's oldest friend the man with the lethal cane

hitman Dan and Wasn't the hitman John supplier of the happy powder. I wonder if he came to that guy. He was around all the time and now he's kind of in communicado. What's going on? Rock and Rolla. Gary's trying to keep narratives going. In this slow time of the devil first. Yeah, we don't know what happened with that.

He didn't meet up with him at all when he was in New York for a couple of weeks. It's very odd because they're best friends. But Hitman Dan's dad lives near John, so maybe he'll come down and visit. John could put him to work at his house. Good cleaning, fixing shit. There you go. It's catalytic change. Here's a theory about John's prank call to Donald Trump.

Hey, Carl. I have a theory. After re-listening to like the stuttering John Trump phone call, I'm wondering if like, because it feels like he's like waffling between like a serious conversation and like a joke call. And I was thinking, he keeps bringing up the, I think it was the Supreme Court justice nomination that was going on at the time. I'm wondering if John, if part of him, genuinely wanted to convince Trump to pick a moderate candidate so that he

could brag that he saved America from conservatives. And there's just a theory. Tell me what you think. Don't call me back. Maybe John thought he was actually a senator in that moment because he did fancy himself a Potential senator of the state of California. So just like let me try this out We see what's gonna be like my new gig talking to the president about issues and stuff If I was elected, you know He probably use that as a campaign ad like look at I told Trump to get a moderate judge and he did

I've already doing this job No, Carl Matt in Granite Rapids Calling for a shout out for Gary and San Diego. There's four constants in life life death taxes and Gary calling in every episode to talk about Stuttering John. As long as I've been listening, I cannot recall a time where he did not call in about Stuttering John, and he never references any aspect of the show that's not involving Stuttering John, and that is impressive.

So shout out to Gary. Keep it up, man. Rock and roll impressive. So shout out to Gary. Keep it up man. Rock and roll. Yeah, shout out to Gary. I wonder if he enjoys the other parts of our show. Oh he doesn't listen. Maybe he'll let us know. Yeah, probably not. Gosh, he used to be half of the Cardiff Electric podcast. Yeah, it's the only reason I kept doing that show to get the Gary, and the Cranberry calls. They were pretty good. Yeah, but the Gary calls reason I kept doing that show to get the Gary and the cranberry calls. They were pretty good Yeah, but the Gary Cole Gary calls would go on for days on that show boner guy 69

Go bills. I got nothing as a wait for the grand seamoose to respond to my offer of the polycule But I'm gonna call in anyway. I just wanted to say It really wound me up at Howard Stern saying Dick Van Dyke would turn into a dick, he wouldn't, would he? He would turn into either a van or a dyke, which is kind of like a van, so that was annoying. Also speaking of, OP, just want to share some of my comments. So the one where he's going into a hotel, as I say, they're annoyed with you OP because they don't want a ball bag headed idiot harassing people, cretin.

And then another classic is just simply, you stink idiot. That one got deleted for sure. And just finally shout out to Chris and producer Chris, you're the man. Love everything you do. Excellent sense of humor. You know, you really help make the show every week. And Annie as well. Annie, you're wonderful. Love everything you do as well. And I know that both of these

champions among men will be joining me every week in voting for Carl at the creep off.com. Speaker 0 5.50 Agreed. It's a smart move, Boner guy. I'm with you on that. Yeah. Speaker 2 6.00 Yeah. You like butter guy? Yeah. Making some good points. Gee, thanks, Gary, for another riveting phone call. This message is for the asshole that suggests that Lucy Titebox has too much exposure. Too much exposure. Ask him what he sees to see an eye dog. Now, Mrs. Hamburger is a lovely woman, but the difference between Mrs. Hamburger and Lucy is, Now Mrs. Hamburger is a lovely woman, but the difference between Mrs. Hamburger and Lucy is I would probably drink a tub full of Lucy's bath water. Thank you. Fuck you.

Bye. Well, I could hook you up with Jettons, but all right, if you don't want it. Fair enough. My speech therapist called back again. Hey, Carl. It's your speech therapist again. I just heard that Boner Guy's got a foot fetish or implied it. And yeah, I retract my peacemaking efforts from, I don't know, a couple of weeks ago. Yeah.

So it's going to be me and Paco boxing Boner Guy and band practice guy. Yeah. Maybe eat a little boxing chess. Have you heard of the sport it ends when somebody gets a checkmate or a knockout yeah that's what we're gonna do make it happen KB can work the door whatever zoom up yeah fuck you call me back something got it all figured out there last call coming in hey Carl red four seven three through the chat I haven't had a chat in a while, or

should chat in a while, but I'm going to be curious about going to the Boston show. I have a buddy's reporter in Boston. I'd love to invite him and his girlfriend up to go to a show, but I have no way to explain a lot of shit with the down version which is so much of the show now I'd love to bring them. Is there a good way of explaining this at all? I don't know Off on that. Let me know. Thanks. Bye Fuck you. Yes, the sheet shitters in documentary is where you should start any newbie To the dabble verse. It compelling it's well done and chicks love it chicks love it no honestly after you watch that you get it you understand

why the devil verse exists and what we're doing over here so that would be my recommendation or you can watch stupid card if I'm devil verse TV that's a great place to watch it's a great place to watch. It's a great place. I've been enjoying your newest show. Idiot autopsy. That's the one. Yes. The next this next episode, I think we're going to cover a new character called Chad Zuma. Yes. On the next episode. That'll be different. Yes. When is idiot autopsy? Wednesday nights? Or Thursday.

Wednesday or Thursday? I'll get more consistent in the spring. Understood. Well, Kurt, thank you so much for coming on, buddy. Thanks for the game. Thank you. I'm bad at this Tom Myers game. I don't think I've gotten one of them correct yet.

I don't know how many I can do. There's not a lot. I know. That same segment I pulled that one to, he had had another I just couldn't do anything with it But another deliverance joke Always going to deliver it's this fucking guy. All right. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go I gotta go. I gotta go go a plane has hit right we watch a Carly go fuck yourselves have a good week that was a great episode that was really great man that was a good episode

I was a good episode I enjoyed that I great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go, bye. I gotta go. I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. Okay, bye. Stunk fart!