Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep598 - The H3 Show

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

Ethan Klein is no stranger to controversy, his podcast and YouTube channel have been in the middle of many newsworthy events over the past decade. Now he’s found himself in the middle of the Israel ...v Palestine debate and, in case you were wondering, a lot of people are extremely fired up about this issue. Ethan is scrambling and looking to take down people’s channels and entire subreddits.  Adam Busch joins us once again and KC Day hops on to help us understand why Ethan is battling Hasan Piker. Steel Toe finally decides he’s going to stop being lazy and start doing a good show again. Lisa Boswell is in a much better mood the day after her fight with Helga about Helga’s boyfriend. Tom Myers goes on Coffee with the Dog and repeats everything he’s heard Chad say about us. Opie can’t spend time with his family at Costco, he has to stream from his car. Jerry Banfield thinks he can freestyle for some reason. Stuttering John is getting angrier and angrier on his Cameo and we check out more of his final drunk stream. And finally Annie joins the show read a review and listen to your voicemails.  Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The funniest man that's ever lived people have called me Episode 998 are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm The one who should apologize. Uh, is it gonna be Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not but it's gonna gonna be at least entertaining okay by the way for those people that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up cuz cuz a row cuz a row slap-a-rooney it's showtime Welcome to another episode of Who Are These? podcast, the only show that applauds Trump for holding onto his campaign promise of more
Starting point is 00:01:00 mid-air collisions. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a man who hasn't gotten the memo on always agreeing with me, it's Adam Busch. I'm so excited to be back on a comedy show that since I've been on is tackling abortion, suicide, domestic abuse, and now Israel-Palestine. Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Today's gonna be a lot of fun. You got that right, Adam. Please go to whoarethese.com. That's where you get our email address, voicemail number linked to the subreddit, linked to our Discord server, linked to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and that link to page on the supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. I'm actually scheduling one for Tuesday of next week. We're going
Starting point is 00:01:35 to go back and check out some old Patrick Michael podcasts. They're no longer on the internet. My buddy Brandon was able to save like a hundred episodes. So we're gonna go back and check out some of that. Maybe some of his music. We are in his debt as well. So we encourage people to get on our Patreon. You get the entire back catalog of all the bonus stuff on there. You can plug in the RSS into your podcast player and listen to the shows as they come out. Everything I do, this little piggy, everything we do on this channel point dabble point I put out on Patreon so you can listen to it on your podcast player or you can set up on this YouTube channel become a member. You can gift memberships while you're here. We appreciate you guys
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Starting point is 00:02:53 from today, episode 600. They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done. Episode 600 of who are these podcasts. It's going to be a celebration of our suckiness. So we're asking you to please put together some song parodies if you want to put in some roast videos to send in We've already been getting some song parodies in so I appreciate that keep those coming But we'll be celebrating how badly we've sucked for the first 599 episodes of who are these podcasts also We encourage our listeners give us five stars on Apple podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today, we'll be breaking down. Aaron Imholte finally decided to do a good show. Lisa Boswell is smoking
Starting point is 00:03:33 a lot of pot. Tom Myers is coming after us with his pal mind dog. Jerry Banfield's got a new banger. Opie is bored at Costco. Suthering John's final drunk stream. We got a lot to tackle today. A lot on our plate, but first we're gonna be breaking down all of the news and excitement around the H three show starring Ethan and Eli Klein. Is that how you pronounce it? Eli? I don't know. Well, you know who I think would know the answer to that is my boy Casey day. What's up, Casey day. Hey, Eli works. Eli works free crotch. Hey guys. How are you guys doing? Good buddy. Good to see you. I, I wanted a Casey day to come on because he's
Starting point is 00:04:10 following the stuff closer than I am. And I did a lot of research and I'm trying to figure it out, but this is becoming a big story in the world of podcasting because what Ethan Klein is doing and Ethan Klein, we covered H3 years ago on this show. And if I'm not mistaken, the last time we talked about him, we were making fun of his awkward interview with Bill Burr because he was just in over his head. And he's one of these like YouTube guys who becomes a celebrity on the internet and goes viral.
Starting point is 00:04:37 And then it's like, hey, I'm big enough to have real celebrities on my show. And he's just like, ah, you're Bill Burr. So we cloned him a little bit for for that but a lot has happened since then he's been very controversial Him and his wife and of course October 7th did him no favors Because a lot of this has to do as Adam mentioned around the controversy. I'm not touching any of that All right, I just put that out there right now and if you want to weigh in
Starting point is 00:05:13 No, I'm glad we had that meeting it's all it's all you on that Gaza, baby, you can buy real estate there now. I'm looking to invest in a hotel there. Yeah Smart that's where the smart money's going for sure the third rail. I'm still here, it's okay. All right, I wanna start off just lightly with the way that Ethan started a recent episode. It gives you an idea of what this show has become, because it has changed a lot. And it's actually on its own channel now. He's got a few different channels,
Starting point is 00:05:39 but this one started up in 2017, has 2.75 million subscribers on it. And it's called The H3 Show now. And I'll just give you a taste of what this looks like. Starts off muted. My friends, it's me, Ethan Klein, your host, the infallible, the prophetic, the funniest man that's ever lived people have called me. Hassan. You say prophetic?
Starting point is 00:06:11 I am prophetic, yeah. What have you ever prophesized? Are you kidding me? What? Give me an example. Okay, here's one just off the top of my dome. I said by that, within a year of Elon buying Twitter everybody will hate him I don't think everybody hates him we're getting there I mean we're getting there but they're stern they're turning on okay how about
Starting point is 00:06:35 COVID Dan you were just thinking about what a fucking prophet I am about COVID um did you prophesize that I mean you read it in the news okay so you're saying what like a Nostradamus type of? Yeah, you like, yeah. Prophetic? Come up with some sort of insight or divination on your own? Prophetic? Divination magic? Also who is this episode brought to you by?
Starting point is 00:06:55 It's by Shopify, thanks. And thank you to Shopify, who we love, by the way. Now, back to the divination. I prophesize that you will have a very successful online shopping career with Shopify. Oh wow Well the colloquial meaning of prophetic doesn't necessarily mean like seeing the future Right like can we define that? I'm not like other I'm not like other guys Okay, so right off the bat. We're hearing there's a lot of bells and whistles We got Chad Zumach's roadcaster times eight Going on this show and this applause thing that everyone's going to now has to stop. I'm saying it right now
Starting point is 00:07:35 Enough with the goddamn applause that I know I have applause the beginning of our show and that's it Will be no more clapping or cheering after the very beginning of the show with these people just fucking hit it And I realized he has like Tourette's or something is that like part of his Tourette's as he has to keep hitting that button I was wondering that myself Over production they pay a lot of people in the studio. There's a lot of producers You don't want to just be sitting in a chair. I'm sorry pretty sick I didn't mean it, but I want'm saying is you want to be pressing buttons. You want to be looking busy.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Or Ethan, yes, his Tourette's is a very unique form of Tourette's. That's why I want you to study him deeper and further because you are something of a Tourette's. Now, he doesn't have the tits that you're used to, Carl, but he does have the Tourette's. So I think you would be an expert in at least a fraction of it. I could check out someone with Tourette's who doesn't have really nice boobs. I could you know try something new He is do something like that Alright, so you heard him talk about how he had a prediction that everyone's gonna hate Elon Musk in the world that I live in
Starting point is 00:08:36 That's not the case, but he's saying that it is but he's taking advantage of that Today's the last day by the way speaking of Elon Musk if you want to get these number one Elon Musk hater tees today's the last day. This is it. So if you want this one of him in a pseudo SS uniform with everyone's favorite president as a marionette fighting the deep states since 2017 love that design yeah everybody's coming everybody's coming you guys there's also the original one if you guys are wanting to grab that one you can find that somewhere down here to there this one's still up there too for one more day just
Starting point is 00:09:23 today guys so get on in there Make it happen Elon Musk is a piece of shit. That's true So what I like about this it reminds me of Disney strategy in the 80s and 90s Like if you want to buy the Little Mermaid You totally available for a limited time then everyone's like oh, I gotta go get that little mermaid on VHS before it's not available anymore He's doing that with Elon Musk is a piece of shit t-shirts. It's like what today's the last day I Get I better stop having a heart to get on this thing. I hope you're an XL cuz I got you on Happy days I gotta say that music doesn't match the visuals
Starting point is 00:10:10 Again got a producer just sitting there having to do something yeah, but he's the grift is super strong with Ethan Another sort of characteristic that might be like another guy Behind me here very similar in a lot of ways well. Yes, because he's also very gross Ethan Klein yes, and it starts off with he's got this cough and So he addresses that early on this episode the twisted dude man that Grim Reaper is twisted So, uh, okay, so you guys know I've been having a few things cough issues I've been having this cough. Everyone's like is the cough never going away. Trust me. I I'm equally as annoyed about it as you guys are Some people have speculated that part it is a Tourette's thing and I think that's partially true
Starting point is 00:10:54 But I think the fact that I have the cough is what makes the whole thing Worse, so I talked to my doctor, and I am on a cough-destroying regimen wow That doesn't work, so then I'll get an x-ray because I probably have lung cancer. Oh But I do feel like it's already working so okay And a lot of this medicines I've never tried before so I'm on Flonase Flow nays, so love the name. That's good shit. It kinda, it tells you what it's all about right there in the name.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Isn't that a common one, you don't know about Flo Nays? I've never heard. No, never heard of that one. So he went to his doctor and the coughing is either Tourette's or lung cancer. Wait, what, I gotta get a second opinion. Yeah, it's a spectrum. It's quite a range right there.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Went to Dr. Nick. Yeah, well I hope it's Tourette's, that would be great. But it is nonstop now with his coughing. And by the end of the show, where he's talking about the haters on Reddit and stuff, it is nonstop. He can't turn it off. I think it's definitely a nervous thing that he's doing. And like Casey said, there's too many producers because someone had to hit a cough drop. Yeah, we know. No pun intended. There's enough coughing on the show already. And the wrist thing, have we all caught on
Starting point is 00:12:09 on the wrist thing? I can't keep my fucking eyes off the wrist thing. He looks at his hand and then moves it around. It's like in that sentence episode where they're stoned. It's like, hey Ethan. It's like a propeller. Yeah, that might be the Tourette's thing. He also sets up something here that will be a theme
Starting point is 00:12:24 of this episode Which is any drug that comes up legal or illegal? He will be extremely curious about look up ask questions and then probably be on by the end of the episode He's up for any of those eyes look at those eyes man those eyes have seen some I gotta tell you I Find this guy fucking gross and this is an example and the first day I did it like an hour later. I Fucking I don't know what it does. Okay, but I'm assuming it's related to this I I
Starting point is 00:12:56 What's the word dude? I don't know I fucking Projectile like so everything. Oh, yeah, I just got everything out your name is blowing like I said what does it do can you tell me what the products I don't want to hear about that the guy sprayed nose you know nasal spray and then everything came out of his face after that yeah this is a three and a half hour episode yes and we have to hear this is that really compelling this is the first a couple segments here talking about mucus coming out of his face have to hear this is that really compelling this is the first a couple segments here It's talking about mucus coming out of his face. He's like what is that called guys? It's called disgusting
Starting point is 00:13:31 It's called TMI It's a new Duke. It's a new Duke has come to time. I'd rather not know about it Oh, by the way speaking of which if you didn't check out point dabble point this week which if you didn't check out point dabble point this week, we had Ricky Melton on the show, the comic who hired John to do the gig and St. Petersburg last month. And he described the sneeze and it sounded pretty epic. Here's an example. So a lot of his show is him watching other shows, which turns out to be like everyone's show now.
Starting point is 00:14:02 And so he's watching keemstar show low cow live and he's watching keemstar with wings of redemption and boogie around there and for some reason Ethan is both on the screen his video is still on the screen and his mic is still potted up because all he's doing is blowing his nose and being disgusting. What the fuck? Why is it not? That's all new fucking buttons. What the fuck? Motherfuck, I didn't sleep last night because of this shit. Why won't you have this conversation privately, man? Why are we having this public?
Starting point is 00:14:36 Do you hear that? That's him blowing his nose. Like if all these producers could one of them hit mute on his channel while he's doing this? This is sort of Low Cal Lives thing. we leave all the mics open for the local This isn't low Cal live doing this he's This is you're hearing Ethan blow his nose in the corner down there. It's a producer bathroom break. They all go at the same time This will ruin my fucking life. Why what why what's in the what's in the back? I'm the guy who cried fucking wolf. I'm the one the fucking liar tattooed his goddamn fat fucking face
Starting point is 00:15:09 So you accused me of anything that I'm gonna be found fucking guilty Every time you ought to do is accuse me of something If you said I fucking shot Desi in the goddamn head and she was standing behind me people still fucking believe it There's no fucking recourse for me anymore. He's just shoving shit into his nose turn this entire clip that he's playing like why is he even on the screen? There's no reason for this just show the video that you're showing and then come back to it afterwards also mute Yeah, I mean all these producers back all right hit left less coughs because we got enough of those already there in spades And I don't know like when I'm blowing my nose and shoving shit up my nostrils. Maybe take me off the screen
Starting point is 00:15:47 During that part Strik in this one Carl he likes to see himself that is taking me off the screen. I need to see me It's time to address this reddit stuff Because what's happening right now is that? Ethan has a number of communities going after him and he doesn't know how to deal with it, and so he's doing it very poorly in my opinion. I think he's doing all of the wrong things, but this is him setting it up.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Well, we got the, let's see, the Reddit stuff. Another tale from Reddit. No, not that Reddit stuff. So what the joke there is that they do this segment where they'll respond to people who write into the am I the asshole subreddit and so a lot of their show is talking about subreddits and reading posts and responding to it stuff like that but this is like well no they're talking shit about me on these up front. It's a little different um I Don't know if I even feel mad to me I said, I don't even know if I feel like doing this one so depressing okay
Starting point is 00:16:55 It's in the title We could be using for Wednesday and here's what's happening stuff Sorry, so he's reluctant now of course is the majority of the show But he's like, I don't know if I want to talk about this as producer Dan's just like yeah We don't talk about if you don't want to say here's like here's what's going on. Let's get right into it and I want to break this down Quickly, but I want to be accurate about it. So Casey, please fill in the blanks or correct me if I'm wrong Ethan used to do the show with this guy named
Starting point is 00:17:27 Hassan Piker or Hassan Piker. Correct. Well, he sorta, Hassan, I would look at it more like he brought Hassan up like a protege, like an Obi-Wan Luke kind of situation. Right. Come up into my liberal politics, you young beautiful man. They did a show together called Leftovers.
Starting point is 00:17:43 It was an American leftist political podcast and so they've had a falling out over this I Don't know if you guys heard about Israel and Palestine aren't getting along anyway. They've had a falling out over this. What? What's happening? Stick around after you know off air you and I could get so close to each other. That's crazy. That doesn't sound well so Ethan's wife was born in Israel, she's she's Israeli and Let's not forget that her brother is married to Trisha Paytas, but that's a whole other thing Also, either guys had a huge falling out with Trisha was also a co-host on one of his shows with them
Starting point is 00:18:22 But anyway, the big thing was is that two weeks ago, Ethan Klein put a video out on his other channel, the H3H3 Productions channel, which has 5.71 million subs. This was the first video he posted in four years, and it was a content nuke of Hassan Peicher. And the goal was to take him down. It has 2.9 million views already. It's widely Thought of backfiring on him, correct?
Starting point is 00:18:48 Yes from from what I've seen all it's done is gotten a lot of people against Ethan Klein Because if you're gonna be a leftist in the US, I mean for the most part I think they side with the Palestinians and they're not looking for a genocide most part I think they side with the Palestinians. They're not looking for a genocide. So I think that you know, Ethan's trying to walk this fine line of like I'm with you guys but also we kind of think Israel's important so we don't we know we're kind of on their side. So that was the big drop that he had and he thought he was gonna take this guy down and it seemed to have just the opposite effect. Yeah he sort of amplified he did the same thing a few years back with keemstar when keemstar was sort of you know big but not as big he did
Starting point is 00:19:30 His nuclear bomb on him did three of them. I think and keemstar became the biggest Personality and commentary all of YouTube and so it can really backfire on him, but he doesn't seem to care He went away last time because on him, but he doesn't seem to care. He went away last time because a bunch of controversies, but we're not even really discussing like it. So he's going after Reddit, but he's also being sued by his housekeeper, which is like very shady circumstances there. What's going on there? And he he went after her son's mother and related that somehow she's illegal, but she wasn't. So he's just he's flailing sort of. And so now these when now when the trolls come in when you're flailing he he's just getting mauled and attacked by reddit so now yeah he has pulled the
Starting point is 00:20:14 Stutjohn of all Stutjohn moves Stutjo moves it is right out of that book I mean verbatim it like almost like just wait he almost says just wait yeah, and so that's what's going on right now Yeah, we're gonna get their shop. We're building up to to that. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll just bring our shadowing real quick Yeah, the the controversy with the employee is that she asked for? Vacation time or needed to take some time off to get an operation done and they let her go two days later. That's the controversy anyway. And then there's a lot of, you know, within court documents, there's a lot of bad things about that work environment, apparently, you know, that... There's boogers everywhere.
Starting point is 00:20:57 She's kind of snot non-stop, I can imagine. Right. It's not great. He did say that, like, it was very hard for our maid when our housekeeper got in the way Which is not the greatest offense All right, so he goes on reddit and he looks at this video that's been making the rounds Look it's Jerry Seinfeld, you know what I mean? I don't- I doubt he's that callous about it. I mean, he seems to be. Seem pretty callous about it right there.
Starting point is 00:21:32 I think he's more like, what? It was a very Jerry, uh, response. I think he's just like, what? He's just responding to a troll. That was my take. I think there's some- Yeah, I mean- I mean, obviously- He is definitely pro-Israel.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Right, yeah. Don't get me wrong. So a guy goes up to Jerry Seinfeld after the SNL 50 show I think Sunday night and goes hey can I get a selfie and you know free Palestine and Jerry's like I don't care about that you know and so apparently this meme is being used in connection with Ethan Klein and Ethan doesn't like that so he's trying to Push back against that anyway obviously disagree right Free Palestine whatever the point is not whatever free Palestine. Let's go. You know I mean What's the seem like you care about a little bit more than that Free Palestine or whatever I'm with you guys. I'm on your side. It's gonna
Starting point is 00:22:26 Whoops okay More than that yeah, yeah free fellow center whatever I'm with you guys. I'm on your side. It's good Whoops, okay so this is where we start to get into the crux of things because there's the subreddit called foam walk and Our buddy Ethan has a hard time pronouncing that the point is is this was posted on this subreddit Faux moi did I say right it right? Faux moi. For moi. Faux moi. Which means... Not I, maybe? No. Let me look it up. Faux is like fake. Moi means me. Wasn't it, wasn't it a... I'm a phony. You know what I'm calling a doi? Doi moi. Is it a play on the the famous Instagram account. It's a play on Dumois which means Fucks to me Well anyway, you guys probably know about foam. Why it's a gossip
Starting point is 00:23:15 It's a big gossip Instagram page is that I don't know if it's More serious than that. This was the title of the episode This is the thing he wanted to get to to address and he does for an extended amount of time and none of them Were prepared to talk about it. None of them knew what it was. He did not pronounce it I just found that kind of astounding Shouldn't this be the the main thing that you know about a lot of eggshell walking going on around Ethan Klein if you're the producers That is a nice check. He gets paid a lot from YouTube lot from YouTube so yeah no I didn't read you sent me that thing no it was bad about you nope I didn't see it boss yeah I don't even
Starting point is 00:23:52 exist I don't know no one's even talking about it probably not even a thing yeah you said it Casey you can hear their silence when he does a lot of his talking about these things because no one knows what to say. And they do keep him in check about certain things. They just stay silent about this. And it's funny, when he does say something they can agree with, they now have to go out of their way to agree with him, because they're like, look, see, I agree with you, look what I'm doing,
Starting point is 00:24:19 look what I'm doing. But then these things come up and he's trying to play that whole, I heard it from somewhere, I don't even know where, I don't wanna give them any attention, but also here's the name, like he's trying to play that whole I heard it from somewhere I don't even know where I don't want to Give them any you know attention, but also here's the name like he's playing all sides of it No one quite knows what his angle is gonna be yet, so nobody can speak Yeah, good point and if I'm his staff, I'm surprised at what his angle turns out to be
Starting point is 00:24:38 So this is where he starts getting into that and they have a large following on reddit Very large and they have a large following on reddit very large and they've become One of these like snark I think the mods in this are the same ones as snark There's like this insane crossover, and it's just turned into like a h3 snark subreddit to the point where it's like all their top posts seem to be about like Anything about me and then like old stuff about me anything about me and then like old stuff about me here top 1% of reddit 4.4 million members oh wow wow it's like literally one of the biggest it's crazy okay I didn't realize it was that big so here in the comments of this this clip
Starting point is 00:25:21 of Jerry saying I don't care about Palestine No one and then no wonder Ethan and Hila love him so much. They have a lot in common I mean the only thing I have in common with Jerry as far as I can tell is that we're both Jewish So he's tried so immediately that goes viral that cup of Jerry and the first comment is just like hey look at it's like What Ethan stances a how this dude is just like hey look at it's like what Ethan stances on this dude. He's just like whoa Whoa, I got nothing to comment with Jerry's iPhone out here. Isn't it interesting to do what you picked up on Adam where? Here's this huge subreddit of four point four million subscribers And we're gonna see all they've been doing is posting about Ethan Klein and his staff is looking up like oh, yeah I guess this is pretty big. It's 4.4. Missing Oh, I really okay. Yeah, well, it's because if there was a sub credit with 4.4 million people
Starting point is 00:26:10 I'll say what a piece of shit. I am I then I know I made it but also I would think the producer Chris would know about it Maybe Lucy type box and have some knowledge and get fired. I Saw a similar thing happen in a different episode where he was showing some posts with statistics he didn't like and he was trying to disparage the website and he said, you know, I don't know what this this care website is. Nobody knows what this is. I don't even know if this is a reputable source and his producers had to slowly creep in and be like, yeah, it's like a real source with real credibility.
Starting point is 00:26:43 And that's why we put it up there. It's not just some post. This is a very factual place. And he's, it's interesting because he's, he makes these bold proclamations, but he's very quick to like, okay, well then that wasn't the cause of the genocide. Like, wow, okay, that was fast,
Starting point is 00:26:57 which I love as a quality in a person, but not in like, I guess, the political leader he's now trying to be. Yeah. All right, well, he does the thing. Free Palestine, whatever. But not in like I guess the political leader. He's now trying to be yeah All right, well, he doesn't Palestine whatever her whatever yeah He does the thing that I would recommend nobody do we see Patrick Michael do this he can't help himself He starts going in and reading individual comments within this thread now remember, and this is one you heard him talk about Snark. There's another subreddit just dedicated to not liking him. It's h3snark. We're going to talk about that. We got this one. There's another one as well.
Starting point is 00:27:35 So in my head, I'm already going, oh, there's thousands of people commenting about what a piece of shit Ethan Klein is. So if that's the case, I wouldn't start reading individual comments out there, but hey, I'm not Ethan hold the phone who boy that's the h3 dude right he's a hardcore Zionist too I wonder why I stopped seeing much about him after their sub was hitting the front page every week for a while yep he's yep unfortunately he's a full-on Zionist I think a lot of it has to do with Eli since you know she was literally in the IDF and born there again born there being some kind of I Find that odd that that's
Starting point is 00:28:17 And that's in the negative column yeah Brainwashed and he even said she reads the news to him. What? I don't even know what the fuck that's referring to. But don't- I think they're saying that- Then why are you talking about it? That she watches news from Israel sometimes. Yeah, and she relates it to you. Yeah, who doesn't look at the news in their own native country?
Starting point is 00:28:40 People are so weird about Israel media, cause like, you'll see people all the time being like, even according to Israel media. They said this happened, but then at the same time It's like oh, she reads Israel media, so she's obviously brainwashed in the Zionist It's like Israel is a free society with free press it has the whole gambit Reign the opinions in the press just like America does you know I mean Am I crazy this is a bad strategy on his part He's been around a lot longer than I have he's been through this before but this seems crazy to me to Talk for that long about just a single post that one reddit user put up on the website
Starting point is 00:29:19 He doesn't care. He doesn't care. Yeah, not a good strategy. I Think he does care a lot because we're gonna hear about what a victim that he is to the point where There's There's like this foam moi There's YouTube drama. They're snark and now I even started seeing it on this subreddit There was an attempt that seemed to all be somehow run by these people. And it's come to the point where it's just like completely nonstop relentless. Like, um, the harassment that me and Hila are receiving is just genuinely
Starting point is 00:30:01 unfucking comparable, like nothing I've ever dealt with So he's a victim now even though this is like a very controversial guy who made his bones by being kind of a shock jockey kind of guy and Saying telling people how it is and saying I'll wait exactly same thing to other people all the time if you go back in His history he was this guy. He was the guy on reddit who was snarking other people and shitting on other people. It's a complete 180 Yeah, it reminds me of Perez Hilton who got famous by drawing dicks on people's faces and dicks jizzing on their faces And then he was accepted by the Hollywood community just like yeah, that's crazy I do it that kind of stuff well I can't imagine doing that sort of thing
Starting point is 00:30:45 But this is the same thing that you think client is he was just like I can't believe they're going after people and making shit Up about their personal lives and speculating on their belief system You can't and he must be searching himself Every five minutes because he's a new one popped up. Yeah, look at that. Just popped up new one now talking about me, too You can't live your way like that. Isn't he encouraging more people to post like, holy shit, he's reading the individual posts now on his show? Sweet! This fucking piece of shit is a blah blah blah. They smell blood. Yeah, it seems like a really bad idea. I think he's someone who, you know, he's in a rare spot that most people
Starting point is 00:31:24 don't get to experience, which is, you know, he's in a rare spot that most people don't get to experience which is you know he's been broadcasting to a large audience for over a decade and remaining very isolated and very unchecked in certain ways and he's been through a lot of controversy and a lot of heat and almost lost his job many times I'm sure before weighing into this world he was like I've dealt with the haters I can handle this but there's a couple topics that you're being naive if you think you can dip your toe into and it's not a whole new level of I mean this is
Starting point is 00:31:55 beyond trolling this is like you need security if you're gonna dive into this from every side from everyone it's crazy crazy to think that he can just have these opinions and not expect anything in return. Yeah, it is getting pretty brutal for him. And I bet he wishes he had done things differently, although he doesn't say anything like that. Instead, he acts like this is illegal what's happening to him. To the point where I just I don't know how it's allowed on Reddit, like an organized harassment campaign spreading across multiple subreddits,
Starting point is 00:32:30 targeting like one specific, two specific people. It's so fucked up that Reddit allows this and doesn't do anything. It's like, well, I don't know, they're literally waiting for someone to kill themselves. Like that is, it's so fucked fucked up dude. It is so sick All right, let me explain see this head just say do it I heard him say those exact same words about you Carl. He said those exact same words about you John and discord
Starting point is 00:33:01 It's the exact same thing. He's a public figure Right and so the fact is just like I can't believe that they're allowing people to comment on me and say all these awful things about me it's like no no you know exactly why that is and you know that you've been very controversial I'm not going to get into the list but he's going to talk about it which is also a weird strategy where he starts showing me all these pages that are showing you what a piece of shitty is you'll see him in a minute he goes through and starts showing it to you. You just start going as a viewer I'm like oh maybe these people have these subreddits around to something. Maybe you are garbage. He is.
Starting point is 00:33:37 All right well I think that this is definitely the exact wrong thing to do when you're mad at Reddit. This is from YouTube drama. Each she's pursuing legal action against Reddit group H3SNARK, which is just a fucking insane outright freakish lie. Seven thousand points. The people that looked into this have no fucking clue what they're talking about. And I will get into this soon. And I promise you it will be good. So just stand back and
Starting point is 00:34:13 stand by. But what they're referring to is just a DMCA. Like one of their posts of like the hundreds if not thousands got DMCA'd and so the story is that I'm trying to sue them and silence free speech because one post of a thousand got DMCA'd. Do you see where the optics are not great for you Ethan on this? So he is upset that people are clowning him on Reddit, these subreddits. And so he had his attorney go in and DMCA, which is pretty much a copyright claim, and get the post taken down.
Starting point is 00:34:52 Now, whether that was justified or not, I'll go through and read what his attorney said, but I just think that it's a really bad move when you're just fueling this fire. He's also lying because he took a YouTube video down as well. Okay. We covered that on Blind Mike two weeks ago where just he people had disagreeing views literally on the Israel-Palestine situation. He's like I don't like that take it down and they they took it down and so he it's more
Starting point is 00:35:18 than just one reddit post. Yeah so he's out there actively striking channels and content and he's trying to defend himself, which is a bad move when he He can't talk about it. You can tell right there. He's like where the time is right. I'll give my side of things like Okay. Well, then why are you bringing it up now because it just makes you look worse They could of course read. I mean it is a well-reasoned Statement by our attorney that you can they could just read that It explains pretty pretty thoroughly statement by our attorney that you can they could just read that it explains pretty pretty thoroughly and legally why certain certain post were DMCA'd but I
Starting point is 00:35:53 promise you guys just stand back and stand by I don't need to get into it now but I will explain everything so this is the actual note that was sent from the attorney and he's like well I won't they just read it? And then they'll understand what's going on. So I read through this and basically what he's saying is there was a video clip taken from one of his shows, H3 show number 85. And they pulled a clip from it and they posted it on Reddit.
Starting point is 00:36:22 So the video was being hosted on Reddit rather than linking to the YouTube page that would be like his YouTube page. And so the argument is that it's not fair use. But he's saying that they're not adding additional content or context to it by posting it on there. I don't know if that's true or not. I know this hasn't worked for Brendan Schaub.
Starting point is 00:36:45 I know this hasn't worked for a lot of people who have gone after content in this way. But that's basically the argument that they're making is just like, hey, I mean, if you wanna tear apart this clip, then just link to our channel when you do that so that we get the ad revenue from it. There could be some merit to that. I don't know that it's that crazy of a thing
Starting point is 00:37:04 that this is where you would give all of these people the fuel. Cause I know Casey, when we see these content creators who start to squirm into the corner and they don't know how to get out of it. That's when all of a sudden legal threats and cease and desists and DMCA is like all of that stuff, all it does is get more and more people paying attention. Like, oh, what's going on? What's Ethan Klein doing? He's planning on suing these Redditors?
Starting point is 00:37:33 Is this what's going on? And none of us would take it at all seriously at all if Ethan Klein wasn't also the one that helped set the field that we played in as far as terms of, with his fair use lawsuit in 2016. So this guy is well-funded, has lawyers that work in the field, and will waste all his time and money on stupid shit. So that tells you that he's actually
Starting point is 00:37:57 a possible existential threat to universes like this, Dabbleverse, Shitversus, Clippers, all those people, his act one act alone fighting it all the way up to where he wants to fight it to could say it's not enough to just cut this stuff. You have to add certain stuff every so 10 seconds, 20 seconds, whatever and that could literally put the clippers out of business. So you think line thing is something serious to watch here for everyone involved in a shit verse. When I was working for me and no problem with it
Starting point is 00:38:25 And now that's working against him He made the 20 million and now he's using the 20 million that he made from it to destroy what he made congratulations He's also clap if you let me he's also again playing the victim. I think he's making shit up Yes, oh, I'm sorry we play this clip. What do you do he says this? She's a hundred percent right, but they just create any little amount of doubt to crazy make and To make us look insane. So that's crazy make yeah, that's a thing. No thing Yeah, it's like when a group of people collude to make someone's Try to make someone lose their mind by like mass gaslighting them
Starting point is 00:39:04 Which is something Hassan's community does and just in general these activists do I've noticed So Hassan's community is doing this covert operation called crazy make Where it makes you crazy? I'm crazy by showing clips of his show like unedited. There was one clip I saw where Ethan is like, I'm not a comedian. That's not who I am. So anybody who says, he's watching a clip of Hassan saying he's a comedian,
Starting point is 00:39:35 he's like, I'm not a comedian. I never said I was a comedian. So Hassan shows you a Barnes and Newb, baloney factory style video of the hundreds of times he referred to himself as a comedian when people Accused him of being a journalist when they would ask him to hold any accountability or take responsibility He'd say I'm a comedian my job is to make people laugh. Look, they're all laughing So that's a bit of gaslighting on his part. I also think it's a it's a bit
Starting point is 00:40:00 I don't know How does his audience feel about this because as far as I know They used to enjoy him in the Trisha Paytas going back and forth about celebrity, pop culture, morning show stuff. And now I looked at, you know, one of the things Hassan accuses him of is of talking about genocide and then going right into his Teddy Fresh brand ads.
Starting point is 00:40:24 And I think that is something he does without even noticing. It's a skill he has, he's not even aware that he's exercising, but if you look at just the topics on this episode we've been watching, a couple in a row are Man Ate His Own Foot into American Lady Terrorizing Pakistan, into Teddy Fresh Drops, which is ads for their new gear,
Starting point is 00:40:43 into Pakistan Kids Clips, into back to lady terrorizing Pakistan and then the start of the Valentine's Day special So yeah, who is this show for and I can see if it's on thinks Maybe you're being a little disingenuous or insensitive. It actually is very Aaron Imhold ask The way that and Patrick Melton breaks this down perfectly, is that Aaron's gotten so much into the drama, we'll talk about him in a moment, he's gotten so much into the drama that he's lost track of what his show is.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Like is this a news program where you give brilliant analysis about geopolitical actions that are happening around the world? Or is this a thing where you call Nick Reketa a scumbag and lie about the gym that you work It's quite the parallel Which one is it because there isn't an audience that needs both of those things No, and what's unique to him is that he will go from one to the other just back and forth. Yeah, it's a bit
Starting point is 00:41:40 Nerve-racking and intense to see and the emotions too He'll be just heartbroken over something and then just moved on completely drop it and have a whole new mood about Whatever the ad is he has well. Here's that Adams a hundred percent right here Carl because Ethan Klein. We're just missing it. He needs a whole new job He needs to host the top 30 he could do what Casey Kasem never could come out of an upbeat song to a death What Casey Kasem never could come out of an upbeat song to a death Wouldn't even complain about it. No problem at all all right, so here's doing something. I would never have done if I were him Comprehensive list of all of Ethan Klein's most controversial outrageous vile moments
Starting point is 00:42:22 This is on foam foam wah like how isn't that like a pop culture like? Gossip page like this Just turned into a straight-up subreddit dedicated to harassing people like they didn't even know how to spell my name, please You know what I mean? So he shows that to get sympathy like can you believe it there? They're posting all my most controversial outrageous and vile moments and they have links and everything on there He believed they're do it to me and I'm watching to go going, Oh, I want to find that. So I pulled one out that I just thought was interesting because it seems to parallel what's happening here. This is a guy who works for a PR firm that represented Ethan and his wife, Eli. And he was a big fan of Ethan Klein before he got this
Starting point is 00:43:00 job or before they started working together. And he says, Ethan got back into a call with Gary, myself and my coworker, Trent, and explained in an exasperated tone that he had to be the, he had the perfect plan and all he needed us to do was act on it. After shouting at me, my boss, Ethan railroaded anything we said, encouraged us to implement a plan to make it look like all of his critics were attacking him from a purely antis-semitic angle and that the attack on his brand and character was an alt-right conspiracy from 4chan When we object to this racial angle he insulted Gary Persley and told us we were hacks and losers before apologizing Throwing a charge back our way ending the contract So this is his strategies. He goes in he just bashes the people who are talking shit about him like well
Starting point is 00:43:44 They're far-right anti-semites. Of course they don't like me. It's like it has nothing to do with him or anything that he's done. The fact that he uses hacks and losers is this guy behind me. He's this guy behind me. Talking about PR professionals. I was pretty devastated, but not because the job reflected poorly on me as a marketer, but because I was a direct witness to the catastrophic fall from grace of one of my idols. I used to listen to their old videos and go to sleep or have a laugh
Starting point is 00:44:09 on a bad day, but I will never be able to look at H3H3 productions the same way again, knowing that Ethan Klein would take advantage of racial divisions in the United States to accuse his critics of anti-Semitism by having us create sock puppet accounts, oversee a plan to reinforce his narrative, and shut down any legitimate critics with such an underhanded set of methods. I never would have found that. Thank you for showing me that existed, Ethan. I appreciate it. So I think what's happening here in this next clip is he's setting up his lawsuit. That's why you would talk this way. That's not topical. It's not co-op culture. It's literally just incitement of harassment. And they they all
Starting point is 00:44:50 get 1000s and 1000s of views. And it's all old shit that just keeps getting dug up and rehashed between these three subreddits. He's sitting there and going, wow, this is a vast conspiracy on Reddit, and they're allowing it to happen. And it's all just trying to ruin my life these are things that you say when you're trying to set the groundwork for a lawsuit against reddit which is and here are my damages yep which seems like what he's doing he also brings up things he probably shouldn't this is from two days ago this is from four days ago resurfaced video of Ethan joking about this Patrice Wilson video which I
Starting point is 00:45:29 Pretty sure I'm pretty sure I've talked about recently, but I've definitely talked about a million times over So this is him he made jokes about this little girl being sexually assaulted. He's a comedian I love this defense when you know he's just like yeah, so this is resurface people are talking about this like I've been over this We already talked about it. It's like yeah, but that doesn't mean that it's so okay I'm all for jokes, but let's see how he explains this we watch this video actually I'm video like three or four months ago on the show And I mean like out of context I see why it looks bad in context It makes total at the whole story as it as you see it unfold it makes
Starting point is 00:46:08 sense but that's what all these people do I'm sure the whole story about the little girl getting raped makes perfect sense we just we're just looking at out of context if you look at the whole Sandusty story not just the little part like a football coach too he's a very what a defense man oh my god coordinator linebackers coach. We look how many guys were drafted in the first round out of that program There were plenty of other kids. He was not attracted to Kids please girls So what's great is that Ethan Klein has decided that this is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone in the history of the internet The amount of harassment that me and he live been receiving is unlike anything
Starting point is 00:46:53 I don't think I've ever seen anyone in the history of the internet being harassed like this I'm gonna say that I like and that's True give me an example when have you seen this every fucking day Chris Chan? You know Dedicated to hating you the level of it So I like that that was a to your point Adam or the producer and the other staff have to like push back a little bit He's like so this is the worst things ever happened anyone the internet like well Probably not that crazy
Starting point is 00:47:23 No, no, no, it definitely is. Can you give me an example? Christian, it's funny. That was the first thing I thought of tail like, they drove Christian fucking crazy. Christian mental. So that would be a pretty good example. But this is what's playing out now. So this was this episode this week. And so all of this is breaking news, everything that's going on. And here's another channel that's commenting on this. And this is breaking news, everything that's going on, and here's another channel that's commenting on this, and this is breaking news.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Talking about Ethan Klein, now on the H3 snark an announcement was made. H3 snark is on a break. Hey H3 snarkers, we're writing to let you know that the subreddit is going on break, effective immediately, until further notice. Please keep an eye out for an announcement in the near future. We appreciate your patience and on break, effective immediately until further notice. Please keep an eye out for an announcement in the near future. We appreciate your patience and understanding." And then after this, Ethan Klein posted to his story, if I can scroll through all his million of stories, he posted this from the age 3 snark and said, it won't save you scumbags from what's coming. I can't wait for your
Starting point is 00:48:24 family, friends, work and school to know what you've been up to you pause it right there So this is Ethan Klein doing a very centering John ask move right here Where he's going just wait. I know who you are and I'm going to ruin your life So he's basically saying he's gonna get the people fired or kicked out of their school something's coming down relationships will be ruined yes a lot of doxxing going on which made it sound very much like he was threatening to doxx the mod teams here and he said dear snark mods you have one opportunity to save your ass. Contact us with information about your fellow mods and collaborators and I will spare you in what's to come. This is your one and only chance." So he's basically trying to say, hey guys, come, come dox these
Starting point is 00:49:18 people to me and I won't, I won't come after you. Now he's being very vague here about what he's talking about but the fact that he says in the previous story that your family, friends, work, and school know what you've been up to, make it sound like he's planning to dox them. Sure does. The fact that he's like if you tattle on your fellow mods you'll you'll be fine I'll let you guys go. Yeah the irony that he sounds like Christoph Waltz from Inglorious Bastards is not lost on me No, it's also ironic that very much like anybody who gets too extreme in their politics They start to sound and become like their enemy. Yeah Yeah, he yeah, he did I earlier when he said as a joke He was like stand by and stand back
Starting point is 00:50:06 But and I know that was he'll probably say that was a joke But he was actually saying don't believe what you see don't believe what you read don't believe what you hear only believe what I tell You which is you know I don't think something he would Feel the same way about a couple years ago, right or if it was one of his opponent saying this of course yeah Well, here's the my last clip here. Here's the kicker. I love this What have I done again? Can somebody remind me what is my crime? You know what I mean what the fuck is it that I did
Starting point is 00:50:40 It's it's fantastic It's it's so sick, dude. It's fantastic that he gets to that point after going through, here's a whole list of all the horrific things I've done and they've linked to all of them. And here's me laughing about this little girl getting a say, blah, blah, blah. He's going through all this stuff and he knows what he did. He knows it's all has to do with people are very passionate about this Palestine conflict that's going on and so that's really the the crux of it and then he has to go out there like this I don't deserve this guys. What did I ever do to anyone and I have a cough
Starting point is 00:51:15 Yeah, somebody please remind everyone that I have a cough Carl I'll let me just make one more point and I'll get out of here and let you guys get on with your your other stuff But this is I came on here today to make a plea no more stut Joe. He's gone. Please make this the new stut Joe I've already made him the Earl of the Ethan verse. We've got a name But okay, here's how they compare here's the tale of the tape even worse, but I keep going But they both use la city backgrounds we wouldn't have to change our palettes our palettes are the same. Yeah, one's a stutter one has Tourette's I mean big deal, you know same thing now one has an alcohol issue and one You know may have an Adderall ozempic issue if you read those
Starting point is 00:51:59 Reddit pages that are no longer there. That's what they said also He's looking like he lost a little bit of weight, but is that really was that fat yeah? Yeah, that wrist is flicking faster than it ever has car. I'm guys. That is an eczema can assisted help right there It's like a bossy. Yeah, he cries when he's trolled, but he trolls others so in the same sentence He'll be like we all need to get Hassan. Why are they getting me? Yeah, he's exactly like the cry who's like we'll get them. Why are you getting me? he entices the trolls to turn on each other creating a universe of Tattletales and fucking misanthropes
Starting point is 00:52:37 He started in the political world who else do we know did that they both spilled over into the local world now Drop the needle on Ethan. It's the same thing. It's he looks weird, and it's probably flicking something They both have a hateable punchable face Here's the I like this complete list like so I'm just like well. Yeah, I mean yeah Some of them are a little bit more spot-on than other ones a hateable punchable face Yes, so many of us do but here's my final point if you covered him and it was successful and Ethan shot back and a new universe started Guess who you can have on the show to talk about it. That's right stuttering John
Starting point is 00:53:16 He would come on his ego would be damaged so much that he was replaced by someone with real money And I gets real views that he would have to come on and talk about it. Now he's back. Now I fixed it. Thank you. You gave me all these good reasons to talk about Ethan Klein more and study him and review him. And then at the end, you gave me the worst reason possible that John would come on my
Starting point is 00:53:36 show. It sounds awful. You call this Ethan Klein a narcissist? I'm the narcissist. You think he's going to narcissist? I'm the narcissist! Get the time zones correctly The Earl of Ethan verse is what you're dubbing. Yeah That's that's the one on the scoreboard if you can beat it. Yeah
Starting point is 00:53:58 Well, we'll spitball that well Casey day. Thank you for joining us on here and helping us understand what's been going on. This is a crazy Saga that is still ongoing Anytime Carl, what's your prediction? What's gonna happen next is Ethan Klein gonna leave the internet again? Yes. He's gonna go away He's a very very very very sensitive boy He's gonna go you guys gonna go bye bye and he has what John doesn't have money to burn So he's gonna go through with this up until he's like reaches a critical point where people are coming at him in a way he doesn't like at all anymore then he's gonna go on a vacation again which he has for the last like
Starting point is 00:54:32 three years okay popped up to shit on this on biker got all this clap back and I was like okay see people should check out the unboxing Riley Martin series that you have. Yes Thursday at 7 p.m. I love Riley Martin one of my favorite characters from the Stern Show the Game of his Own show on the network and then he kept trying to negotiate for more money. Yep. Carl there are 10 of the little things he made symbols left. There's 10 left in the world that you can buy so go to Riley Martin calm and I'm pimping them out I got mine. I'm getting on the ship Carl. You got to get one to get on the ship I love it buddy. Well, thank you Casey day for being part of the show today
Starting point is 00:55:16 Thank you out of Bush. Thank you producer Chris. Bye everyone later. See ya That's about I can add one to his list both I can add one to his list both John and Ethan Klein are careful to make sure their sneezes and coughs don't get on them But they have no concern as to whether Anyone around them that is a very good point. All right. Well coming up we have a lot to get to Steel toe that reality show Lisa Bos, Tom Myers came after me pretty hard. I can't wait to talk about that. It happened. I think Stanley 19 clipped it, which
Starting point is 00:55:53 is amazing. I don't know how he finds these things, but I sent it over to blind Mike cause they're talking about Mike do immediately on Sunday and he wished he'd seen it before his episode cause there was a lot that was going on there Jerry Banfield has a new song Opie was at Costco Just chewing the shit with the chat Stuttering John's last drunk stream we still have clips from to get to with that. I think it's time for our Week and this is one that I just happened to stumble upon. And it was our buddy Aaron Emholt. You know, we've talked about this a lot that Aaron's
Starting point is 00:56:31 constantly talking about how the show is going to get better or it wasn't good, but now it is or this, this happened after April left the show. He's like, now I can finally do it. I've always wanted to do, I can make this a good show. And then he came on later and said, Oh, those shows I was doing sucked, but now it's going to be good. We went ahead and did this again. And I have some thoughts on this and this morning I was sitting down here, getting everything ready, getting everything organized. And I just, I had to stop. I had to stop scrolling because there were more clips and more stories and more things. And I'm sitting here removing stuff that I wanted to stop. I had to stop scrolling, because there were more clips, and more stories, and more things. And I'm sitting here removing stuff
Starting point is 00:57:07 that I wanted to start the show with, and replacing it with this, and then we'll move this to the evening show. And I'm like, I have to just sit here for a minute. Like, I'm just, I'm prepping to, like, the more this show becomes like the old days, the more old days me comes back and old days me is like not as lazy. Like drama me or that kind of me or where I follow this other stupid
Starting point is 00:57:33 shit is really lazy. Like doing that kind of show is very lazy. It doesn't. Wow. He just mentioned he was lazy three or four times in a row right there, which is odd. Cause if you were like a chatter in there and said that he was lazy, you'd probably get banned from the chat for saying that. Now he's just coming out and saying, or boxed. Too much for you. But when you're actually putting a real talk show together, I forgot, I'm ashamed to even say this, but it's just your constant, once you start, you can't stop. You're like, oh, this, this will be great.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Oh, this would be awesome. And then you curate it perfectly. And you're like, I've got it. So this is interesting that all of a sudden, because if you remember the last time we covered Aaron, he was inviting people to fuck with his gym and Scott, the guy who owns the gym, he was saying, well, I'll do your worst. You guys can't do anything to us. Bring it on. And since then, I haven't been studying it that closely, but from what I've seen, there have been a lot of reviews at the gym and a lot of things happening that I'm sure Scott
Starting point is 00:58:33 doesn't appreciate. And all of a sudden, Aaron is pivoting to, I don't want to talk about drama anymore. You know, he invited this into his gym to see how hard he hits that heavy bag and not and he was like ah I can take out all you guys. I don't I don't I don't care about that and now all the sense Just like I'm done with the drama I'm gonna just do a real show again be the old me and stop being lazy and talking about exactly This is a stuttering John remember he invited everyone to come to pick wicks pub He gave them the times and the days to be there
Starting point is 00:59:03 And then he started screaming these people are showing up At my pub and harassing me. Why are they doing this? Yeah go figure that would happen The other thing I think the other reason why Aaron doesn't want to talk about the drama stuff anymore is He's got his trial coming up. It's right after hack-a-mania. It's in May and so far We've seen Gino and Keanu have been subpoenaed for it. They're traveling to Minnesota for this trial. Kayla has been subpoenaed. Nick Ricada has been subpoenaed. April, his ex-wife has been subpoenaed for this too. This trial is going to be awesome. I'm
Starting point is 00:59:42 planning on going to it. We're going to try to get a bunch of people there to to reply. Really? Oh yeah, this is going to be so much fun to watch this go down. Can we get another round over here? Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't know how it got to this. I guess the the pretty antisocial girls are making the trip as well. And we're talking about Melton and Moody because Moody's going to in the States at the time so bunches are gonna go and probably Ethan Ralph I would imagine will try to make it there if he can so this whole idea that he didn't take a plea deal and it's actually going to
Starting point is 01:00:17 trial and there's a trial date set and I don't know enough about this stuff but it doesn't seem like he's gonna get a better deal it seems like the DA DA is ready to dig in and do this. The witnesses have been subpoenaed like okay it's going to trial let's see what happens. I've watched a lot of movies and I think that's where we're headed. There you go if you've seen a movie or two you probably know what's going on. I gotta tell you I think I don't know if you're you're weighing in how much of an impact it's going to have on this trial if you are all there. He cares more about what those people you named, what they think, than his own future.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Like, it blinds him that everyone in this toe dabble verse has to feel a certain way about him, and he'll do anything to maintain that. He would say something that would incriminate himself, but make him think he's looking cool to everyone in the room. He would say something that would incriminate himself, but make him look think he's looking cool to everyone in the room. He'll make that choice. He really will. So this is, this could go really, really badly for him. And now I bet he's starting to wish that y'all are going to be there that he never went to trial and he just took a deal to begin
Starting point is 01:01:20 with, because he's not going to look good. You have to take a deal. And also, I don't have to cover this because if you watch the latest Nobody Likes Onions, he did a great job of this. But Keanu just keeps saying she's a witness. And she doesn't realize that she's being subpoenaed by the prosecutor. She's a witness on behalf of the state of Minnesota. And she's going, Oh, and I'm going to go there and I'm going to tell the truth. And then, you know, she's friends with Aaron again, for some reason. But she's talking like she's going oh, and I'm gonna go there, and I'm gonna tell the truth and then you know She's not she's friends with Aaron again for some reason but she's talking like she's going there to have Aaron's back and all she keeps doing is Explaining in detail the exact crime that Aaron committed on her show over and over again
Starting point is 01:01:58 We're just like she's like what do you guys call that revenge porn? It's like yeah, yeah, yeah by the letter of the law what he did was revenge porn And you keep saying that he did it over and over again I think what are you gonna argue that the law is just or not, right? That's not your place in this So it's not gonna go well. It's my prediction on it. You know, I do have one request I was hoping if it's alright, yeah, I'm hoping um, cuz I saw that video with Aaron's coach or whatever it is, that guy, Scott, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:26 And I was watching a really great episode of Point Dabble Point with Ricky Melton. And I was so happy with everything he had to say. And it reminded me, there's something we should do more often. We should really reap praise and money and attention on the people surrounding these people. Like we should be sending business to Sam.
Starting point is 01:02:50 We should be supporting Ricky's gigs. Not just because it's the right thing to do, but because it would infuriate Aaron and John if all of these, while he's actively trying to get them all against us, Sam has to be like, you know, they sent a gift basket to my house. So they really, how bad can they be? It starts to make people question,
Starting point is 01:03:10 maybe it's just you, Aaron, because they seem like lovely people. Yeah, that's actually a really good strategy. I like that idea a lot. And yeah, props to Ricky Melton, support him. I guess he's got a Facebook page. I didn't have a website, but if you see him coming to your area support him because that was really cool that he came on and
Starting point is 01:03:30 He was on there to trash John. He's like I would do a show with John again He just told us what happened which is fascinating. It was very fascinating. It was really great. It was something else Alright speaking of fascinating. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell.
Starting point is 01:03:55 Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy, you can bite. On the last episode of That reality show with Lisa Boswell and Helga Mann, Lisa was fired up. She was in a really pissy mood. She didn't like Helga's boyfriend. She talked about how she was contemplating offing herself a couple days before that. And so I'm happy to say this is an episode from the next day. This is from September 13th, 2023. And she's calmed down. She's in a better mood. And the reason why she's in a better mood is because she's going to smoke
Starting point is 01:04:32 a lot of marijuana. So they were going to smoke a lot of pot. If you'd like to join us, feel free. I mean, you know, anybody can if you're not afraid of getting arrested where you live. So she's inviting all of us at home, all the viewers. It's a morning show, but whatever we can wake and bake with the gales, right? It's all sort of smoke. It's a pot with them. And there's some brilliant back and forth between the two of them. That was one of the reasons the Volstead Act was passed, which was the act that gave us probation. The what? What are you talking about? Alcohol was also illegal. You'd end up in prison for being in possession of it.
Starting point is 01:05:24 Well, I'd have been, I'd have been under the jail for that. Was also illegal and you'd end up in prison for being in possession of it Well, I'd have been I'd have been under the jail for that yeah me too Is it just me but I hadn't had anything to drink in 36 years in February This is my fourth try 12 six years Is she looking more and more muppety in this episode? This looks like a Jim Henson creation. I was just thinking that Disney is gonna steal this dynamic. Yes. They are. It's fantastic.
Starting point is 01:05:52 This is two sloths or toadstools. Just their voices, the pauses, the way they relate to each other with this like low key hostility that's full of love, but they could just strangle each other to death violently at any second. Like you feel it percolating in there February this is my fourth try to do well six years in February
Starting point is 01:06:12 And I think that's to be commended I agree Lisa congratulations on your sobriety And beating alcohol it knows Helga was very quiet about that. Yeah, Helga wasn't as excited. Now, one of the things I love, Helga tells stories about her past all the time, and I find it annoying and braggadocious, but when Lisa tells stories about her past, I am all in, and this is a great one. You used to tell my mama, she goes, you're an alcoholic, you don't need that, you talk about marijuana. And I said, I'm an alcoholic and I need it.
Starting point is 01:06:47 I need it. I'm going to use it. I use it because it keeps my depression PTSD under control. I wake up. So I made my mother smoke pot with me. I made my mother smoke pot with me. I made my mother smoke pot with me. Yes. My little brother, my little brother, my parents. How does, how does Helga not recognize that this is gold happening next to her and she just wants to keep talking about herself? maybe I'm giving this way too much credit. Mm-hmm Helga is starting to like break like on SNL Trying to keep it together
Starting point is 01:07:39 Maybe that's what I don't think so. I don't think so either. It just takes the wigs and the glasses off Maybe That's what it is. I don't think so. I don't think so either. It just takes the wigs and the glasses off Maybe you know I could like this Wasn't it the last episode we watched where they were like I ripped out her eyes and pissed in her skull Like I think the amount of crazy things that they're hearing all the time. They're just tuned out They don't even know what's real and what's not oh I thought you're gonna say the hell goes deathly afraid of lisa because of her. It's one of the other Yeah, it's one or the other So helga starts talking about all this depressing shit
Starting point is 01:08:13 And uh lisa puts her foot down Wait a second That's depressing helga Cut it out. That's the demon that my dad was nursing. Helga was talking about her alcoholic father and all this stuff. And remember the last episode, Lisa was the bummer. So Lisa's like, no, no, no, this episode we're going to be up. We're going to have a good time.
Starting point is 01:08:35 Helga starts dragging him down. She's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not doing that. Yeah, see a military. Yeah, no, listen, I'm really sorry about this. The only story that my uncle ever told about World War II was how depressing it was to stand on the deck of the troop ship and watch these guys get blown to pieces on the beach. He was General McCullough's executive officer, 1st Brigade, 4th Armored Division.
Starting point is 01:09:16 That's not funny. It's not funny. I'm just saying. I'm just going to tell you that I'm warning Helga ahead of time. That's not funny. No, but I'm just talking about, I'm talking Helga ahead of time. That's not funny. No, but I'm just talking about PTSD. I love that. Lisa's been reminding Helga to be more fun, and then Helga just keeps talking
Starting point is 01:09:34 about this awful depressing shit, and finally Lisa's like, shut the fuck up. I love how Lisa smiles through that whole story. Amazing. That's not funny. You've never seen someone deliver that line through that whole story. Amazing. That's not funny. You've never seen someone deliver that line with that face before.
Starting point is 01:09:49 It's never been done. They're getting high. Yeah, they're smoking weed. Who tells stories like that when they're high? That's like something Muscatel would bring on or something. Right, yeah, right. Helga is such a doubter on this stuff. I also didn't know that this was a comedy show. That's new.
Starting point is 01:10:07 I always thought it was a comedy show. I don't know. They do that. I didn't know they knew. They're like, we have an obligation to be funny here. Can we please lighten this up? I had no idea they were aware. It's almost a Muppet show. You guys ready for a prison story from Lisa? Great. I was in prison. They would let me go home. Can you believe that?
Starting point is 01:10:30 That's how prison works. Yep. You just ask us to lighten the mood. Can you believe that? It's pretty good stuff. All right. So Lisa starts telling a story about her ex-wife. This comes out of nowhere. Have you ever heard of this? I was married to a woman who never talked to me again. We have two children together. She never talked to me again.
Starting point is 01:11:02 After you got arrested? Not at all. I should got arrested Before you got arrested anytime It's like I think I was asking like was there a reason why your ex stopped talking to you No, no explanation just out of nowhere. My ex never talks to me Okay, good to know so this was like a Valentine's Day episode. Yes, it's very romantic. Now, I love Lisa here doing an impression. She doesn't do impressions often when she does. I'm all in. Listen to this. When I was in prison, we had a pack of German shepherds at... Rrrrrrrrr'm gonna back it up and I want to hear that again pack of German Shepherds that
Starting point is 01:12:15 So she's talking about in prison there were German Shepherds she doesn't like dogs anymore and Of course, they live with a couple couple dogs they live with a bunch of mice and Cockroaches and there's a dog and a cat somewhere as well. It's a family. Yeah This is kind of a fun thing where at least is looking at the monitor because they're looking at themselves the whole show and Lisa's got a comment for Helga Prison I went to prison I went for 11 years. I was supposed to be in the prison for the rest of my life. You were arrested in the wrong County by the wrong cops. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:55 Close your legs. Nothing to see there. I can listen to Lisa tell how I close her legs out a loop all day. All right, I'll make that happen. I would never stop smiling. I just love that. Close your legs. So I was in prison for a lifetime.
Starting point is 01:13:17 All right, so that Lisa starts a story and as how good likes to do how good needs a one-up Lisa that's why when I had my first stroke I had a stroke in 2014 I was homeless I didn't have anywhere to live I had a stroke I was homeless paying off a quarter-million dollar bankruptcy right okay I was homeless paying off a quarter million dollar bankruptcy. Right. Okay. I was homeless, but also in debt by a lot of money. You were just homeless with no money.
Starting point is 01:13:52 Fine. Did you have a stroke? Right. That's my comeback. I got a call from Eric Zane this morning. Whenever I get a phone call from Eric Zane in the morning, I know that I'm on his show. So he calls me up, I see his name. He goes, Carl, you're on the show.
Starting point is 01:14:09 I go, I know. And he wanted to talk to me because I didn't appreciate what they had to say about Paul McCartney on who are these broadcasters this week. I was very excited to see Paul McCartney perform the side B pretty much of Abbey R Road, my favorite side of any album ever. And he wasn't great. His vocals weren't great, but it was so exciting to see him do that. His band's awesome. And so Eric called me up to call me out on that. And the reason why I bring that up
Starting point is 01:14:42 is because the Beatles are just infectious. All I wanted to write paperbacks and movie scripts. I'm not gonna sing that song. Paperback Riser. She couldn't. She couldn't stop herself. She's, I'm not going to say that. Immediately what I do. Yeah. That's a performer though.
Starting point is 01:15:11 That's what Lisa is. You can't stop her. You just got to sit back and enjoy. So I mentioned that Lisa was in a foul mood the day before this on the 12th of September. She's in a much better mood now. You know, I could tell you a million stories about why I'm happy I'm living here. But a couple of days ago, I kinda got down on myself. You have to be able to find your joy every day.
Starting point is 01:15:41 That's good, I'm glad that Lisa's understanding. She was just going through a rough patch She's happy to have a roof overhead. She was homeless before Helga brought her in. That's the other dynamic here That really is incredible Helga is a very giving person a very nurturing person brings Lisa all the way up from Tennessee To live in Connecticut with her so that she has a roof over her head even though She doesn't like the roommates or the animal situation. But fortunately, they're lightening things up in this episode and we have some more jokes being told. This is a comedy show.
Starting point is 01:16:15 Like our show. Like our show. And it's also a great deal of fun to put the thing on closed captions and see the difference between what we were saying and what the artificial intelligence unit at YouTube thinks we're saying. It's also a great thing to put it on closed clothes and pretend that we don't have any clothes on. That would be cool. If we do without any clothes on YouTube would shut us down instantly
Starting point is 01:16:49 then we want to look at my nasty body you're right perfect comedic timing as always but Lisa's going for she's trying to feel it all like all right what's the joke here on the closed caption closed closed. I don't know something Remember, we says always telling you to like their show Again, we like to remind you to like our show like this show Helga, what do I tell you every day like this show? No, I guess you find it on Facebook, too Like this show and I have a badge I have a page on Facebook I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:17:28 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:17:44 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. really early stuff that we did live. Every time I hope that I could say something without you interrupting me, I find out that that's not true. You just confuse people. Like this show and subscribe. Lisa's actually a pretty smart social media marketer here where she's going, guys, it's simple. Like the show. You're watching it right now, hit the like button.
Starting point is 01:18:04 And Helga's going, and you can also find my Facebook page and we have You're confusing everyone. It's a simple message. I'm trying to get across here. Just like the show So they say something this is my last clip here. They say something that's fucking crazy. I don't know if they actually believe this or not YouTube could get arrested for that For as much money as we get paid believe this or not. YouTube could get arrested for that for as much money as we get paid. Yeah, it's illegal labor. Yeah. Yeah, we're providing content for YouTube for free. YouTube could get arrested because they don't pay these two
Starting point is 01:18:43 to be on the platform. And do you think that's true? Yeah, especially since YouTube came and begged them to work for them to not be paying them is very exploitive. Yeah, I know. And the fact that, you know, obviously, hosting all of these videos with no fees whatsoever, which is extremely expensive to do and bandwidth for watching the videos and stuff YouTube definitely owes them something For doing a for sets and you know all right, right? And you want to pull a blind down or something. I'm I feel bad for what's up. I don't understand You live in an area where the Sun's out which I'm confused by but
Starting point is 01:19:20 Moving parts here where I live the Sun is only one of them, but I um if you'll excuse me for one second yeah step out of this golden light It sounds good all right. I was squinting on his behalf there. I know it was getting very bright over in our West Coast studios of W ATP Okay, we got to talk about fucking Tom Myers this piece of shit You know, it's no different than you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building It's what I do Not too long ago we reviewed a show called coffee with the dog
Starting point is 01:20:01 starring mind dog and Mind dog had cast of characters with him. There's a guy called Sitcom who was in a wheelchair. There was GD Fendersen, very unfunny comic that Blind Mike has featured many times on his show. He also had Jackie Martling on the show when we were watching. So we took note of that. Well, on a recent episode, he gets Tom Myers on the show. And we're just watching a clip from style and 19. I think this is also
Starting point is 01:20:31 style and 19 that found this for us. Because Tom Myers is going to talk there. They're asking him about about me and blind Mike reviewing his show. I say he was trashed like us by the by those by those other podcasts. By the other party now. It is the same one that trashed us. You know, it's that that same blind the blind might project trash both of us. And I think Carl hamburger. What is that?
Starting point is 01:21:06 Is that podcast? I think it's Who are these garbage podcasts? Right? Yeah. All right, so Do you know? Did you know about this or did you find out by like a fan who would listen? How did you find out? I I got sources. I got sources. I got moles, I got people everywhere. When you hear Tom talk right there, how did you find out they were talking about you? Did you stumble upon it, someone let you know? And Tom goes, I have sources, I have moles,
Starting point is 01:21:35 I have people out there. That is very Chad Zumach. That's exactly the way that Chad talks. Listen to this again, Tom's been watching a lot of the Chad Zoom Mock program. So did you find that by like a fan who would listen? How did you find that? Oh, of course.
Starting point is 01:21:50 I got sources. I got sources, I got moles, I got people everywhere. You could picture Chad saying those exact words. Yeah. So he's very much influenced by this. And this is going to be a theme that we're gonna see throughout this appearance because Tom starts talking about how much we suck.
Starting point is 01:22:08 And these are all the talking points you have to have when you talk about why WTP sucks. I'm cool with them. Who are these podcasts is basically just like an Opie and Anthony ripoff. And Opie and Anthony is basically just like a low grade version of the Howard Stern show.
Starting point is 01:22:27 And so it's basically like a ripoff of a low grade version of probably one of the greatest radio shows of all time. I, one of the greatest like morning like morning show hosts of all time. So it's like they completely, they they're completely unoriginal and like they stole the concept of, of jocktober from, from opi and Anthony. It's basically like Anthony Koumia with just like a fraction of like racism and just having women on to only speak when they want them to speak basically Wow, he's got us all figured out right there So Tom opens his mouth and proves he has no idea what he's talking about
Starting point is 01:23:11 Immediately very much so which is always fun Yeah, you know they're doing this thing that open Anthony didn't open Anthony was just as low-grade Howard Stern show You have no idea what you're talking about. Would you say that this is something you've heard from other people mainly Howard Stern Because your sources sucked. Yeah, right I have no idea what you're talking about when you say that. This is something you've heard from other people, mainly Howard Stern. Because- Your sources sucked. Yeah, right. Oby and Anthony and Howard Stern are completely different shows.
Starting point is 01:23:31 They were both morning shows that did comedy, but completely different. I listened to both of them every morning or every day, and I can tell you all the differences, but times got it all figured out. Oh, Oby and Anthony was a shitty show, wrong, that no one listened to because it was just trying to be, oh, yeah, there was a shitty show Ron That no one listed to because it was just trying to be Howard Stern completely wrong I mean millions and millions of dollars a huge audience And the jocktober segment was awesome. Yes, we do use
Starting point is 01:23:55 that segment to give us our format for this show and So he wants to know how did who are these podcasts find? Tom Myers and Tom is And so he wants to know how did who are these podcasts find? Tom Myers and Tom is lying. He's not being honest about this. How did they find you? No, I mean, it's when you've been doing this as long as me, that you tend to get your share of haters and trolls and,
Starting point is 01:24:23 and 90 and 90% of them are garbage. And then you have the 10%, which are the podcasts that go after you and then which are just outright shit. So it's basically like word of mouth, hey, here, it's about, there's this guy and we'll just go ahead and trash him for a little bit and you know And then they're they're fans, but basically like basement dwellers who if they see you live they'd never come out They'd never do anything anyway. They just stay and they just stay behind a keyboard All right. Well, let me address the last part first Let's not forget how much of grace
Starting point is 01:25:02 where blind Mike and friends Let's not forget Habit of Grace, where Blind Mike and friends traveled eight hours to go see Tom Myers for a stand up comedy. So these are not basement dwellers that we're talking about who are into this sort of thing. But the fact that he goes, so how did you get on the radar of WTP? And Tom goes, well, when you've been at it as long as I have, Tom, you're a nobody. Nobody would know who you are. Let's be honest about it. It's because of Come Town.
Starting point is 01:25:29 It's because of Stavros and Nick Mullin is the reason why anyone knows who you are. That's how we found out about you is through Come Down. Everyone knows that. Don't act like that's not the reality of your entire world, your entire existence. No one would know you. And that is that is a much more interesting story than the one he told. He should be, that invites questions and opinions
Starting point is 01:25:52 and it shows a bit of your personality. What we just saw is real deep seated bitterness that can only come from being in the entertainment industry for so long because what he just described was a David Lynch Mulholland Drive kind of conspiracy theory that has kept him from getting the Recognition that he deserves see one person starts and then everyone just falls in line person starts and then everyone just falls in line and they all decide to do this thing for no reason that I am not helping contribute to at all. It's just forces greater than me that are tearing me apart and trashing me. Yeah and it's a
Starting point is 01:26:39 similarity to Opie who we just played a clip of recently saying that the only reason why people are trolling him, he's telling his AI co-host the only reason why people are trolling. It was cuz Anthony Cumia tells them to do it We're gonna watch a clip from Chad Zumach momentarily. That's the exact same thing as that all these assholes think like it was nothing I'm doing these people are getting orders from other people to do this thing and come after me and they all Suck at what they do and they all flex for how long they've been doing it yes same with stuttering John Thomas Chad Zumach Opie Ethan Klein that is funny they say that but you're right Adam to the idea that if he came out and he said well I started getting people's radar when this podcast come town came after me
Starting point is 01:27:25 and he could talk about what nick and stavros have gone on to do and Even the other guy to some degree out of freedom, but he could be talking about how isn't it crazy It was just this like podcasters. I knew the guy in baltimore. He was like another comic And they started talking about me and this thing blew up and it's this huge phenomenon I mean the I think the most Viewed episode ever why you laughing? Why Mike show about the history of comedy is the history of come town that show went away and There's all these people who are still interested in it and still talking about it And that's why top that's why anyone knows who Tom Myers is and he has to make believe like I've just been on the radar
Starting point is 01:28:04 Of everyone I've been around for so long doing this show. Instead of leaning into it, having fun with it and saying, yeah, who are these podcasts? I don't know what they're talking about. They're jerks. And no one listens to Tom's podcast. It's so sad. We're the only ones who are listening to his podcast. But you know, the question always comes up about, well, what do you think about WATP
Starting point is 01:28:27 and their show? Do they do a good job? And so Tom only knows what we do by watching the shows that don't like us talking about us. Did you listen to the, who are these podcasts? Did you listen to their critique of you? Not really, because they're idiots. They don't know what they're talking about.
Starting point is 01:28:45 They're pretty much documented liars that that host is as well. I listen to, listen regularly to Chad Zumach. He does a show called Kumey is Cucks. Right. And it airs on his channel. So he goes after like Gino Biscotti, Chrissy Mayer, uh, WATP, all those guys. He's keeping like a running tally of various like lies that he's told. So this is great because it really does sum up who Tom Myers is. The guy asked a great question. Good job, Mind Dog. He asked, all right, well, what do you think about their analysis of you? Is it accurate?
Starting point is 01:29:26 Do they make any good points? What's the critique like? Oh, no, no, I watched this guy, Chad, who hates them. And he says they're liars and they don't know what they're talking about. That's a terrible answer. That's like if I asked you, like, what do you think about Trump's foreign policy? And you go, well, Rachel Maddow said, no, I asked you what you think about it. You're going to tell me this is why he's so bad at politics and political
Starting point is 01:29:50 thoughts because he gets his answers from someone else who's telling me what he wants to hear. And even before that, the first thing he said was they're like, do you read the criticism? And he said, not really. Not really. That's not an answer. That's no. No. What does that even mean? Well, you do or you don't? I think that I think what that means is I watch it through a filter that tells me that it sucks
Starting point is 01:30:13 Right, so you're still watching it You're so much clips of me and I watch Chad respond to and you just heard him say that I'm a documented liar We'll address that in a second But first I want to talk about Mind dog went back and watched our review of his show and he has some thoughts about it and like he came up with like a couple dozen Chad Zumock oh he's talking about how he was watching Chad watch our show on Kumis Cucks and Chad was writing down all the lies I was telling as I was writing as I was telling them whatever and so this is where he's going oh yeah he's a known
Starting point is 01:30:44 liar he wrote down all these lies. And he came up with a couple dozen, Chad Zumach did, in lies that WATP is told. Wow. In two, five minute clips basically. So in the span of two days. I listen to their critique of this show now. There were a couple, I thought what they said about me was spot-on
Starting point is 01:31:07 they said I was you know a wannabe radio host and This is absolutely true But all the critique they said about me I think was fair and I don't want to be on radio radios pretty much shit now Not the point Try buddy not the point that he's making right there my dog goes on to say like he used to have a job in radio He got fired They don't they won't have him back and so he's playing
Starting point is 01:31:31 We don't just all the things that we said we were watching this like well this guy's trying to be like a radio guy Whatever anyway, and he's insulting my dog by the way yeah, right, and I just love the fact that my eyes Well, I watched their stuff, and it was pretty accurate and Tom's just going on and I'll Chad said they lie all the time so I have an example of this because you can't find Kumis Cox Chad puts everything behind a paywall but he did leave one episode up that I found on his channel this was the first time he started documenting my lies and so he was playing a clip of you and me, Adam, where I showed the tweet that he put out, where he's just like, oh, Carl's going after me, he's going down, or whatever, you know,
Starting point is 01:32:13 I'm paraphrasing, obviously, whatever the thing was. And we were joking about how, this was episode 221 of Kumis Cucks, and we've never reviewed it, and it's always about me, and I've never responded, and I finally respond, and Chad gets all worked up about it. Like that was the whole discussion that we had I was like, isn't it funny that he's been trying to get me to say something about it for all this time I finally do and then he acts like what the fuck is going on here So Chad plays that clip of our show and completely changes what was being said
Starting point is 01:32:43 and things I'm just pointing out things you got it. You got to curate this stuff completely changes what was lying again. Actually, you know what? I'm going to write that down for another Carl Lie. He said he wasn't covered. He, this is the first time I can say miscommunication, but I'm just going to say another Carl Lie. So, okay. Obviously what I said was the first time we've covered Kumis Kux, which is the show that Chad does about me and Iraq and Christie and whoever. And so that was completely factual. But this is what Chad does on his show is he finds just a dumb thing or changes what I said, and then calls it a lie and writes it down. Carl never covered me. I drew first blood.
Starting point is 01:33:40 By the way, producer Chris said first blood. That's a joke going back to Stuttering job, but all right Yeah, all lies that you're writing down here Chad you nailing. Where's this list going the FBI? It's going into fucking Tom's head so the time can go on there repeat this Actually Chrissy who told Carl oh, okay, so this is crazy so after Chad says that he caught me in a lie, he makes up this fan fiction. I'm going to play this and explain this. And it was actually Chrissy who told Carl, Chrissy and Frank to tell Carl they need to pile on along with Anthony. This
Starting point is 01:34:15 is how it all got started. We got it. We got to put this together guys. Okay. I can say this. And Chad's been saying this for a long time. I'll hopefully put an end to it once and for all. I've never ever had a conversation with Chrissy Mayer or her husband, Frank, about going after Chad or reviewing Chad's show or anything about that. Anthony has never communicated this to me. No one has ever told me, you know what you should do is you should clown Chad.
Starting point is 01:34:41 We don't like him. Can you help us out and clown him? And in Chad's world, this is what's happening is we were just talking about these guys can't fathom that they're just bad at this and easily mockable. And people want to clown them because it's fun. So they go, well, what's going on here? I was making fun of Chrissy and now Carl's making fun of me. Chrissy must have told Carl to make fun of me. And he repeats it over and over again. This is what I mean, I'm not even going to call it a lie because Chad just created this out of nowhere
Starting point is 01:35:08 and just, you know, was speculating this is what happened. And it's fine, you can speculate on that. I speculate on things all the time. It's fun. It's what we do here. Right, it's part of analysis, obviously. But it's just funny to me that Tom goes out and goes, I mean, they're documented liars, it's so obvious.
Starting point is 01:35:23 And this is an example of what he does. He changes what I said and then calls it a lie. And this was my favorite part of this episode because Tom's been watching a lot of Chad. And so Tom goes into an impression of me that's actually an impression of Chad doing an impression of me. They always pick the worst representation of something and then they run with it because it fits their narrative. Like they'll go ahead and pick a stand up clip of me. Even if there's laughter in it, they're just like, oh my God, nobody laughs, nobody laughs
Starting point is 01:35:59 at all in that clip. Oh my God, Tom Mier is an idiot. He's not funny. Oh my God. And then they have these people who just like agree with them, agree with them. And there's no, there's absolutely no pushback. There's no thoughtful discussion at all. Tom's a hack, not just as a comedian, but just as a person. He just used a Kevin Brennan talking point. Everyone agrees with them. There's no pushing
Starting point is 01:36:23 back. Everyone's just agreeing with them meet Adam Bush so he says that but also that impression is just a Blatant ripoff of Chad's impression of me, which is not a good impression now. I realize that's me saying that no one thinks And anyone does a good version of themselves. I've heard other people say that as well. It's not a great impression I think I think you're being I think you're being a little sensitive If it sounds like If it sounds like he's being homophobic in that impression, I think it's because you sound like that, okay
Starting point is 01:36:56 Fair enough not his fault. You sound like that. What is he supposed to do? But again, this is why when I listen to Tom's political show, I go, oh, this guy doesn't know anything that he's talking about because he only listens to what he wants to hear and then repeats that doesn't look into it any further than that. What do you know about WTP? Well, I know the Chad says they lie and Kevin says that there's no pushback from the cohouse and everyone has to agree with Carl. And then poor sitcom up here, the guy in the wheelchair, he talks about watching our review
Starting point is 01:37:27 of their show and he's got a sad sex story about it as well. They only showed the one clip of me that wasn't in the wheelchair. They picked the shittiest joke. I got picked by some financial guy who was doing this contest with comedians who could come up with the funniest joke with finance headlines. It was a really shitty gig. I won 50 bucks from it. It was a shitty joke and that's the only video they played and they just based everything on that. I'm just like you guys really dug for that didn't you? Because like that's like if you look at all of my social media it's the farthest
Starting point is 01:38:00 thing down on all of the lists. I think that's really funny that he thinks that I put a lot of time into finding his shittiest joke to make him look foolish. I don't have that kind of time. You're the fifth Mike on a show or we're reviewing five different podcasts in an episode. You think I'm going through and trying to find one joke that will embarrass you?
Starting point is 01:38:21 But I appreciate it though. I appreciate you think that we're doing that. Not how I run this show at all. In fact, Tom is going to explain to us how I run this show. This is groundbreaking. Like everything they do is from what I understand, I could be wrong about this. Like everything they do is rehearsed. Like they give people the clips to review ahead of time.
Starting point is 01:38:45 And then like they come up with their own, they come up with their own jokes for them. So they make it sound like it's all spur of the moment. But like really it's like, it's, I wouldn't be surprised if they said, okay, guys, here's what you say. Here's what you say right here. This is how you do this and this is a we come in and all this. Like basically all of the stuff that they accuse me of doing. They do like not being funny. That's pretty much
Starting point is 01:39:13 it. Have you ever heard that one before we rehearse we write down a script for everyone. Everyone sees the clips ahead of time. We rehearse the show and then we go and do it. That's the biggest compliment. He went from saying that we suck. We don't know what we're doing we're liars to saying we're the most professional show he's ever heard in his life it's a rehearsed show where everyone knows what they're gonna say we all agree about it ahead of time it's wildly inaccurate but it is complimentary it is it's not even
Starting point is 01:39:41 close to true I mean you've heard trucker 80 on here just going yeah I wish Carl would tell me what we're doing and be that really nice to know yeah What the fuck we're talking I have never been accused of doing prep I Just thought that was interesting. I think that that's Tom's version of things showing once again He's fucking retarded, but he had to double back and make sure that it ends You know yeah negative because he was being again too complimentary there Yeah, that's crazy Carl and Chris um and I sure have been enjoying blue chew lately. Yeah, well
Starting point is 01:40:10 It's funny you say that Adam blue chew is what gets my pants tight. I Should try some today using promo code clubfoot. We told we don't have a promo code for blue chew. Don't try clubfoot Quick note Adam when you're reading the script don't actually hold promo code for Bluechew. Don't try club foot. Quick note, Adam, when you're reading the script, don't actually hold it up where the camera. We've talked about this. I know, I know. During the dress rehearsal, we talked about that. You don't actually have to either. It is satisfying, though. I love seeing stuff like that when somebody deeply believes in a conspiracy. And I happen to luckily know firsthand what the truth is.
Starting point is 01:40:47 So it's very, always a rare moment, you know, when I get to see, oh wow, he really believes it. And none of that is true. None of it's true. I didn't know, I usually find out what we're covering when I get the episode announcement like everyone else. And then I read it and I see what the topic is. Sometimes we do, it's really all of that is not true.
Starting point is 01:41:10 And if I were to show him that and prove it to him, it would not change his opinion in any way. I could do a better job of that by the way. I could communicate better. I probably should, but it's amazing. I wasn't being passive aggressive. I'll just be aggressive when I mean it. I know you weren't. I appreciate that. I wasn't being passive. I'll just be aggressive when I mean it. I know you weren't.
Starting point is 01:41:25 I appreciate that. I also appreciate all the people who are supporting the show and You know over a thousand people watching the show right now. Thank you very much for being here. This is W ATP That you're watching and you know it is because we got to talk about Opie. I actually caught this on Tookie Soup last night. Me too. I was playing a couple clips of OPI outside of the Costco in his car. And I think I have an epiphany. I'm calling my shot. But before we do that, let's start off with OPI explaining why he's doing this live broadcast, which is still up on his channel now. I Am bored I am bored I am bored I
Starting point is 01:42:33 Am bored I am bored I am bored I Am sitting in the parking lot. I am bored bored bored What's going on man? You don't stop singing we're not going to to Disneyland and we're not going to McDonald's So you be quiet back there, put on your seatbelt and stop singing Whoever's singing back there better stop or I'm turning this thing around I'm in a parking lot outside Costco I'm getting food out of my teeth and I figured everything As Croge is always says
Starting point is 01:43:05 You're not bored. You're boring. Yeah, and it really is true. I Promise you I'm never bored. I Always have things that I should be doing and can be doing and want to be doing I just can't get to them Opie is sitting there going well, what else I have to do I guess I'll just pop on the stream and talk to whoever shows up. And he's outside in the Costco parking lot. And this was very telling to me. I'm in the Costco parking lot. The wife and the kids are inside buying like just giant things before we head back to the good old city. So his family is inside Costco shopping.
Starting point is 01:43:45 And he's in his car doing this impromptu livestream. And it finally dawned on me, something that I never realized and I probably should have. Maybe you guys are way ahead of me on this. This is an addiction. This is a guy who has to run off into the bathroom and smoke a cigarette. This is, he's an addict. And I always wondered, wondered like why does he keep doing this? He's not making any money, he's embarrassing himself, going to Gebhard's, doing all these shows from his house every morning at sunrise. He's addicted to it, he needs it. Okay. Why is
Starting point is 01:44:20 he walking away from his family to be doing this in this car? They want him away from him, he detects it, he's like, well, I got important stuff to do anyway, so I'll be in the car. See, we, we speculate on that. Obviously we don't know that. No, I don't want to know. It could. I mean, I'm going to throw out a whole new theory on this. It could be like, Oh, Greg, just shop with the kids and me.
Starting point is 01:44:40 What do you, okay, fine. Go do your thing. We'll get done with it and be out Because this is a family activity that they're doing right now, and they live in Manhattan so getting out to Costco is a big deal Agreed okay, we drove out to Costco we get to Spend time in a big building with all this space. This is the unlike anything else We do in our time and hope he's like that all right well be in the car and All of his instincts are always so Wrong it's just incredible like if anything has been proven recently
Starting point is 01:45:12 It's that filming you with your kids in Costco could get some views The only thing that's been proven not to is you alone in the car Yes, that doesn't work, and I think you're right, Carl. I think there's an addiction there. And I think part of that addiction, and it's something he shares with Aaron too, is they know it's not working, what they're doing, but they will not reflect.
Starting point is 01:45:35 They won't look inside. They won't change anything they're doing ever, but they desperately want this thing to change. So what they become addicted to is like this Vegas style gambling of what's the right time? Where's the right place? All those things he can change that don't involve himself
Starting point is 01:45:53 at all, all these exterior, what's the location? What's the, is it short streams? Is it long streams? Is it far away or is it intimate? Like that he'll fuck with forever thinking, oh, but if I don't do it right now I might miss that one golden super chat that changes this whole thing and he's constantly obsessed with it Gaming for it thinking about it like a gambling addict and not present with his family
Starting point is 01:46:15 So they're like yeah, just go in the car and play your little online gambling. We used to give that to grandma She still loved a little poker. Yeah thing and she'd sit there and amuse herself and it kept her sharp And that's what he's doing except. It's making him dumber. He'd be better off playing poker games Well, that's some foreshadowing because he's actually gonna talk about that Precisely what you're saying like trying new things seeing what works and just continuing this cycle So we're gonna get to that in a second, but you just reminded me of something talking about addiction This is like chasing the dragon reminded me of something talking about addiction. This is like chasing the dragon. So this is a thing where he was the host of
Starting point is 01:46:48 this huge radio show with celebrity guests every day and callers and making millions of dollars. And we all go, why is he still doing this? It's like talking to the coke had is just like, you don't get high anymore. Why are you still doing coke? It's 5am. What are we doing? It's just like you don't get high anymore. Why are you still doing coke? It's 5 a.m. What are we doing? It's just like well, this is what I do It'll get better. You know, this is a shitty to get better at some point recovering addicts call it the Geographical cure that you'd keep trying to change things never saying I could be the problem, right? You're always moving to another town. Yeah getting another, new girlfriend, something's always changing except for you.
Starting point is 01:47:27 Yeah, when I'm working in radio and podcasting, I am concerned with my voice to some degree, and I am aware of it and trying to just speak in a way that people find pleasant. It never once occurred to him to maybe try another voice, maybe try a more natural speaking voice. Maybe it's the screeching at us, like we're like animal children
Starting point is 01:47:51 that is drawing people away. Maybe it's the angle, maybe it's this, you know, all the things that you can control about yourself, try a new show, because Unleashed is just a title. You're still the same button- tightly wound incapable of change person. The only thing that's unleashed is the title. All right. Opie gets a chat on here. And it sounds like he's actually learned something. And I think I know why.
Starting point is 01:48:18 Opie, you're living well for yourself. No matter what anyone says you're a huge success. Well, thank you, Byron. I just simply don't give a crap. What people say about. Like what am I supposed to do with that? I don't even know if half this stuff that you guys bring up is even true. So who cares? Okay This is a departure from everything. Hope he's been doing for the last year We've been documenting him where someone goes in there and they just go Anthony was talking shit about you. What? What is wrong with them? I did nothing but favors for that guy. I created him and he did nothing but backstab me.
Starting point is 01:48:50 And you know, all it takes is just that one little comment and he'll go. It's a free comment. It'll go off on a person. And now all of a sudden, just like, oh, who cares? What are you gonna do? And I don't even know if that's true. I don't know what you're, if you some guy just putting something in my chat is true. Well, I think I know why all of a sudden, Opie realized that because Anthony went on his show this past week and said this.
Starting point is 01:49:10 Now Opie loses his mind. It's the funniest thing. He loses his mind when he looks into his chat, which he does constantly during his what he would like to call a show. And then somebody will say something like, did you hear Anthony was shitting on you with his friends or something? And they're lying. They just, you know, I might've mentioned his show or his name came up when I was talking about ONA.
Starting point is 01:49:41 And the trolls know it. Like he gets like 30 views during his live streams. He has 30 people that watch live. And out of that, I have to assume that maybe five, and that I'm really giving him the benefit of the doubt here, maybe five of those people are actual fans. I would assume the other 25 are hate watching, are trolls building up a rapport
Starting point is 01:50:10 so they could pull the trigger at some point, or they're sarcastically trying to annoy him about me. Some of them just pop right in and go, Anthony was shit talking you. And then without any checking or anything, he just goes, he's soulless that prick and then just starts shitting all over me. Isn't that interesting? And then he comes out and says this and all of a sudden, oh, because I don't
Starting point is 01:50:37 know what you're saying is even true. I don't care. I'm not going to address it. Did Opie see this and finally realize what an idiot he's been? Seems like it. Did Opie see this and finally realize what an idiot he's been? Seems like it. Adam, you were talking earlier about how his instincts are all wrong. He realizes that here. What's up, Eric? I've been waiting for a Costco live stream. Well, we finally got it. I should have walked around and just messed with people inside. That would have been better than this,
Starting point is 01:51:04 but I don't know. So nothing you can do about that. Yeah, how can you possibly fix that? I should be inside the Costco where it might be more interesting and he could do his pranks. You know, he could do the thing where he like drops some candy and the guy goes like, oh that fell out of your your cart, sir. I don't need Snickers. I well I mean fell out of your car Well, the car doors are locked and the wife has the keys so there's really nothing you can do about it Yeah, I think he's stuck in this prison that he said But it's not all bad
Starting point is 01:51:37 Because he is making some money coffee, but John Kors $10. Yeah Thank You John coffee. John Kors $10. Yeah. Thank you, John. They're spending money like it's like, like it's like it's like it's going out of style. So thank you. All right. So his family's inside Costco spending all of his money, but he made 10 bucks in the car. What are the chances he tells his wife that when she gets back? It's like, Oh, I made 10 bucks. I was in here, so time well spent for me. I think he got sent to the car
Starting point is 01:52:07 because he started singing that I'm bored song while he was in the store. And he just kept it going. This is gold. That's possible, I suppose. All right, so then people in the chat start clouting him for his new YouTube channel. Bro, where's the leash?
Starting point is 01:52:23 Oh, I don't get it. Why are you making fun of my other YouTube channel? Opie Unleashed probably. Yeah, that's cute. Make fun of him. What am I going to do? It's a perfect name for a YouTube channel when you're trying to stand out among fucking millions and millions of YouTube channels.
Starting point is 01:52:39 So yeah, Opie Unleashed NYC is my other YouTube channel and it's a perfect, it's a perfect name for it. What is that? This defensiveness over a channel has 1600 subscribers. And hope is just like, No, no, I picked the perfect name. It's a lot of competition on YouTube. I found the perfect name that works. Is it working? Is that narcissism? What is going on there, Adam? It's also crazy to see how within the same breath, someone
Starting point is 01:53:10 will chat something nice. And he leans back and he's like, you get it. You're my friend. Yeah, I love you. We're on the same page. You're a good person. And then the next chat is something critical. And he's like, fuck all y'all. All you chatters are liars. You're all full of shit. Everything you say is bullshit. You can't just believe one and negate the other, Opie. I mean, Unleashed might be a fine title, but you're changing everything but the act. Try changing the act. No, but he doesn't have to do that. Adam has found the perfect balance and the perfect
Starting point is 01:53:43 YouTube channel. He's sure of it. I like his confidence on that, even though it's not doing well. Well, then a question comes in about coming on this very show and Opie deflects the way that he does best. Are you going on? Who are these podcasts anytime soon? By any chance? Why would I, why, why would I do that? No, I don't go on other people's podcasts. No. Well, there's two reasons why he won't be on this show. One, he doesn't go on other people's podcasts and two, he's not invited. Yeah, right. No one's looking for Opie on this show. He would suck the life out of it. You are so boring. So boring. And once again, can we just point out that he says, I'd do anything to make this podcast work. I'm trying everything I can.
Starting point is 01:54:28 It is impossible to be seen among the millions and millions of podcasts that are out there. Well, I'm pretty sure if you were to ask any starting podcaster or they were to ask advice, what's one of the first things I should do to grow my podcast? Well, you have to do other people's podcast. That's pretty much how it's done. So first things first, because his instincts are so great, he's gonna
Starting point is 01:54:50 shoot himself in the foot before he even starts. And Opie obviously knows that on the Opie and Anthony show, celebrities came out all the time because they were promoting projects that they had. That was the only reason why they were there. That's the whole point of the publicist setting them out and doing the media rounds. And so the question comes up, we do we go on who are these podcasts? He knows who we are. He knows that this is unfriendly territory. But he has to pretend he doesn't. So he just goes, No, I don't go on any podcasts. I mean, that wasn't the question. Both him and john have a similar thing where they think this dabble verse was just created
Starting point is 01:55:26 the day they became aware of it and that it was created specifically to ruin their lives. That's what they think. They don't realize this was going on during the Stern and Opie and Anthony days. There were message boards that did all of this. You were just so far above it in your mind and didn't need anything from these people
Starting point is 01:55:45 on these boards that you could just ignore it. Well, now you need something from those people because the audience has gotten smaller and your reach has gotten smaller. Well, these are those same people who had the same critiques about you then, you're just becoming aware of it now. They've been doing this longer than you.
Starting point is 01:56:04 So you should listen to them and maybe play ball just a little bit. Maybe just think maybe they have something worthwhile to say, maybe working with the potato or jumping on some of these shows will grow you as a person and as an artist and your audience because alone in your car in the backseat at Costco isn't working, but he's got no agent, he's got no manager. There was no one helping him with this at all. And if they tried to, they got frustrated and left
Starting point is 01:56:33 because the idea, and I'm not saying Oprah should go on this show or Kevin Brennan show or anything that's in the shit verse. Oprah needs to expand out way far away from that. Like Howard Stern has created a whole new audience. It's like people watch the view now watch Howard Stern or what's an Howard Stern. Like Opie is trying to do that same thing without putting any effort into that at all. He's got to find that new audience somewhere by going on other people's shows and promoting this.
Starting point is 01:57:00 So then of course Jim Norton gets brought up again. Are you enjoying Jim's new podcast? It's getting a lot of buzz. Good for Jim Norton. No, I'm not enjoying it. I told you I saw one clip where his his his his significant other I think I could say that way without offending anybody. Jim Norton's significant other Jim Norton. The trans woman that he married? Yeah, Opie, it's fine. You don't have to keep doing this. People point this out all the time
Starting point is 01:57:30 that at least by example, Opie is so much more racist than any of the people he works with. What he just said is so passive aggressive. If you were to say that in front of someone who's like, oh, this is my wife, and you're like, oh, this is Jim's significant other or whatever you wanna say, Jim would never talk to you again and you would be an asshole
Starting point is 01:57:47 Right say that that's what racism is. It's like I never think about those people. How can I possibly be racist? No shit Oh be you know the example that we had last time where he's telling the guy who's filling his tires up that he's not gonna Call ice on him. Mm-hmm. You're just like holy shit Oh be that you just assume a guy with an accent is here illegally and he's be deported. How did we arrive there? He was thinking it the entire time. Correct. None of us would think that. His mind and his sense of humor see someone and they go to the most basic racist, you know, analogy they can think of and then throw it back at them.
Starting point is 01:58:21 Jim Norton's significant other. Jim Norton's married and his significant other was grossed out by Jim's farts and it was a clip and they're laughing and laughing and laughing and the stupid thing that had like a hundred thousand views ridiculous absolutely ridiculous. Nice to see you wouldn't sink to that level. I know right He's filling people cleaning up their dog shit in Manhattan. He's going. Oh this guy's doing jokes about farts come on So of course opi has the very famous stunk fart He loves fart jokes, but he's not even Understanding that's not Jim's new podcast when people say hey have That's not Jim's new podcast. When people say, Hey, have you been enjoying Jim's new podcast? Jim has a podcast outside of the one he
Starting point is 01:59:10 does with Nikki Norton, where he brings on other comedians and pretty big celebrities, and they're killing it. It's a great show, call in show advice show. Very fun. And so the question, hey, have you been enjoying his new show? Oh, we can't be honest and go, nah, I can't bring myself to watch it. I don't care about Jim. I don't like him. I don't want to watch it. He said he goes, I saw a clip and it sucked. Not even the show. Not even the show and the clip that you saw.
Starting point is 01:59:37 People enjoyed. Let's get back to you know, I offer some criticism to our boy Greg Hughes here. But I think that Anthony, much more successful than I've ever been, would offer some criticism to our boy Greg Hughes here, but I think that Anthony, much more successful than I've ever been, would offer some better criticism. Oh, he's still going after me. Herbert, Herbert's still going. Pause. This isn't going after him. I watched the show at Gephart's.
Starting point is 02:00:02 I critiqued a few things. I said that Opie should turn that chat off. You have two other people in the same room you're in discussing things, and he's not paying a second of attention to these other guys. You got some mental patient telling a story in the back, which is great. You know, he just repeats himself. Not Opie, the mental patient behind him. I don't know what his name is, but he, uh, he just going off on something and like, it would be funnier if Opie was paying attention and could comment on some of the lunacy this isn't even an insult yes
Starting point is 02:00:46 I did watch the show at Gephart's yes I did talk about it I wasn't making fun of him squinting I'm going look at him squinting he's trying to read the chat and he's squinting and he had said in a previous episode that no matter what he's not wearing glasses because he doesn't want to look silly like I do with my crazy glasses. Let it rip. Bring after me. Oh my God.
Starting point is 02:01:17 Here's something when you spend most of your show going after others and there's a whole world out there. That's all they do. They don't have material. They have nothing. They're nothing. They're lazy. I can't believe he said that with a straight face.
Starting point is 02:01:30 I know the fact that he would say, someone says that material and are lazy is rich coming from Greg Opie Hughes. The laziest guy we see doing this. Honestly, and I was talking about, oh, is when we were doing, I think, point dabble point, I was talking to Sh oh, it was when we were doing I think point dabble point, I was talking to Shuley about how Stuttering John told Ricky Melt and he could do 90 minutes. Ricky asked him how much time can he do when he asked him to do a guest spot?
Starting point is 02:01:53 And John goes, I can do anything from 10 to 90 minutes. And I said, Chad can't do 90 minutes. That's ridiculous. And Shuley goes, no, no, no, he can do 90 minutes. He can do an animated podcast if there wasn't a chat. The thing with Opie and with Zumock and Kevin Brennan, all these guys, if there isn't a chat to react to, they've got nothing.
Starting point is 02:02:18 They come in there with nothing. And you see it in the beginning of the shows, if they're not doing roll call, they're talking about mundane show like the weather So this idea that opi is saying that these shows that just critique other shows are lazy I've spent most of my week prepping for shows that I've done The first time I did some interview thing on Instagram live and this was many years ago And it was a person much younger than
Starting point is 02:02:45 me running the interview and I remember something in the chat popped up and it was from a name I recognized my buddy Brian and in the middle of the interview I was like, oh hey Brian and I said something about that and I'll never forget the look the host gave me. It was just like this like, oh look at the boomers, you know, looking at the chat. And he just gave me this kind of like, like I felt it was something and I knew it was about what I was doing. And it took me a little while to figure it out, but I realized, oh, what I'm doing is a very, very basic,
Starting point is 02:03:15 like look at the jingly keys thing. And if you wanna be a guest on a show, you have to just completely ignore the chat and just focus on the host. I had to learn that in an embarrassing way. But I learned it through that experience many years ago. Anthony, me, you, pretty much anyone that's ever been on the show and covered Opie
Starting point is 02:03:32 has said, Opie, stop looking at the chat. We've told him directly and he won't do it. He won't do it. He has to refer to them. It's his security blanket because he doesn't have a thought in his head. Nope. He's not an interesting guy.
Starting point is 02:03:47 In his mind, he's like, Howard had Robin. This is very, very different, Obi. And also I love how Anthony not only gives him good practical real advice, but he's very comfortable saying, yeah, I watched your show. Oh yeah. He doesn't have to say, you know, some friends called me to give me reviews of your show
Starting point is 02:04:05 Like that's a stupid Google algorithm I was I was falling asleep, and it's just sort of the auto playing your show that I woke up It's like no no when I see that you have a new episode I like click on it, and I check it out. I want to see what you're doing so I'm with that. It's great What I'm gonna talk about it on my show. Yeah, it doesn't make you sound weak or insecure to say you watched it Just the opposite about it on my show. It doesn't make you sound weak or insecure to say you watched it. Just the opposite. All right. Band Pride this guy sent this into me and I trust Band Pride this guy. I'll be honest, I haven't watched this yet. So I just want to give it a shot
Starting point is 02:04:38 and see if this is good. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey, and I also love to eat beans Beans I look great. I feel great beans That's right, we got some Jerry Banfield coming up. You know, Jerry is a lot of things a youtuber a comedian a musician He just put out a uh brand new track So I thought we could check this out. He puts out a song every single day And uh, apparently this one is a banger. Let's see This is called song 326. I like it
Starting point is 02:05:24 Jerry Banfield back on that mic with that freestyle song 326. It's not been a while. I'm back. Yes, I'm back. I'm back with some funk. Yes, I'm back. Let's go. God, that was so
Starting point is 02:05:48 Everything he does All he does get paid to do crypto videos. Why is he making this music like he's in his studio doing something? original I can't believe Anything is better or worse than his wack stuff. Here, Van Field, give me some of that trash stuff. Why does he keep trying to do this? It's getting away from him a little bit. If I failed this miserably at something, I would stop doing it after a little while. He's also, you can hear the haters.
Starting point is 02:06:20 He's like freestyling songs about, why is this guy always doing shitty rap songs. He looks stupid What a fucking moron. It's like wait a second whose voice is this and he's not even looking at the chat obi I want you to show something besides ICP so I can ride with the nasty crypto portfolio So you can't see what I'm making yo all those kind of money and I want something funny but God get that rhyme out set the time out sync it up back it up stick it in there go hard freestyle is my card secret wrapper coming with the trapper never the cheap slapper I freestyle for a minute but I haven't said anything that will diminish your life
Starting point is 02:07:07 and finish off your wife. Give me that special in the life. Wait, was that about Aaron Imbolt? Yeah. Just now? We were all thinking it. Now we're finishing off lives? What's going on here?
Starting point is 02:07:19 Well, very proud of this guy. He's not disappointing. This goes out for five and a half minutes. I don't think I could do that, but I do want to thank Anthony who is here watching Compound media $20. Thank you very much Anthony. He says good show guys. I wasn't watching I saw a clip An older boy told me I'm going all over in my flow and I stick with internet computer Cause I want it in the tuner How I show you this tuner
Starting point is 02:07:52 At this point I'll just be like, alright, let me just try that again Let me just start over This is not happening He's open to anything as long as it will rhyme If he can find the rhyme, he'll just say anything I'm watching CP, I gotta use TP after I do do. I love playing Yahtzee and I love... of crypto nasty lies and bad show wearing down my heart. Yo, open my eyes. Give me those thighs. Let me see the real prize. Okay. I think I think it's enough. I think I'm tapping
Starting point is 02:08:35 out. It's getting a little blue at that point. All right. Are you ready to cover my boy Stuttering John Melendez. Finally. Let's do it. So Stuttering John is back on Cameo again and thank you to Dabblerz Anonymous for posting this one because John, it's getting to him. He's not enjoying himself. Hey, Carrie, this is the world famous Stuttering John who you're ultimately obsessed with much like the rest of your ilk now you're a really ugly person inside and because I know what's thanks for the 56 dollars by the way holy shit we're up to a good start John's obviously getting laid all the time and loving life like he's been telling us you can tell because I know what you look like on the outside it certainly matches what's on the inside
Starting point is 02:09:50 you can see it on my twitter at stuttering john m you are one fugly bastard anyway you want to say well drunken since abject poverty has driven you back to cameo. Well, that's interesting. Since I've been doing cameo for about 10 years now, when it first came out, and then I just rediscovered it after I left the devil verse. I mean, you're not being honest with yourself now, just because you already failed at this one time. Doesn't mean that, Oh, Holy shit, was that the thing I used to do? That's right. Cameo. Okay. But maybe you can address this. Another Valentine's day has come and gone.
Starting point is 02:10:32 What hopper here, Costa Rican and Vietnamese girlfriends. Well, Costa Rican, it was three girlfriends ago and the Vietnamese was about five. Unlike you, Carrie, I'm good-looking enough to Well, let's just say bed down the ladies Why try and be coy about it he's good-looking up to bed down the ladies What's hilarious about this is that he talks about you know? He's bragging about these girlfriends before and now he's saying oh my god there's been plenty of girlfriends since then but he also just recently announced that he christened his Cape Coral bed he finally got laid for the first time so
Starting point is 02:11:12 when you're in your late 50s what is having a girlfriend if there's no sex involved no life at all and that's not a girlfriend as my point I don't don't brag about having a girlfriend if she wants nothing to do with your penis He did announce that his new girlfriend was a lawyer, so I'm just gonna stay quiet because all right No, I know that's true, and if she has his back the way. I know she does She's gonna be you know involved in a lot of litigation. I just don't want to be on the receiving end of that Anyway, what happened with Kate Meany? Oh, that's right. She humiliated you again. Well, she's a very sick individual but then again
Starting point is 02:11:53 You know that's Pretty obvious judging by any interview she does And you're saying I haven't seen any gay sheesh in a decade And you're calling me a bum loser. Well, who's the bigger loser the loser or the loser that's paying him? $78 to record this. Thank you. I'll be one Kenobi That's not his exact quote. I've watched Star Wars a few times. That's not precisely what he said By the way, I just want to say to Carrie, you sent this in. I love everything that you've
Starting point is 02:12:28 written into this cameo request. This is fantastic. And what's that Adam? No, he looks like a, a, and a little orphan shoeshine boy, like, like clean your chimney sweep and like he's wearing his older brother's leftover clothes that he pulled out of the dumpster He's like a hobo from the 30s. Yeah, this doesn't exist in our world anymore He's like he just jumped off the train to the next town Takes off his seat belt and he has his bindle stiffen his stick and he's just riding the rails When he started speaking he sounds like he hadn't said a word to anyone all day long And that was the first time
Starting point is 02:13:12 And he's so fired up like he's still he had to get off YouTube because Everyone beat him he lost in the damper first like he couldn't take it anymore And he got tired of reading all these Insulting super chats and so he thought he'd go to cameo and there'll be some insults But whatever it's more money and it won't be as frequent and you could tell this is getting to him because he goes I goes hey fuck. Oh, you're fucking ugly Gets rock do a good start here No, I've been getting laid on a regular basis but Screw gets off to a good start here Hey
Starting point is 02:13:47 No, I've been getting laid on a regular basis but That is known as projection carry because judging by your looks you probably haven't seen the gay sheesh So you're gonna tell me that this seven-year-old lesbian is getting laid at a regular basis He looks like Pete Rose right there Yeah, a number of accomplishments others that yep Since you came out of your mom's ugly womb she's anyway can wombs be ugly Ugly womb This is stuttering John saying KIKI YEEEEEEEAAAHHHHH Good stuff John
Starting point is 02:14:28 Well Andy was right he turned into a monster He really did yes Andy called it Before anyone else I'm pretty sure Of course he has to like he has to like List all the insults in their entirety Just in case anyone missed them You know we can't just leave it And then we can't just leave it
Starting point is 02:14:44 And then we can't just leave it And then we can't just leave it I'm pretty sure I Want she has to like he has to like List all the insults in their entirety just in case anyone missed them You know we can't see the insult so we only know because you tell them and you gotta give me money's worth I don't want to charge backs on this bum loser. I love it He has this weird kind of I don't know I guess Aaron has it too They think as long as they can prove that they were in on the embarrassment They are not embarrassed right like the older kid runs over and like pulls your pants down and everyone laughs And you go around explaining to everyone that it's fine You're not embarrassed because you told them all to do that and they planned it in advance
Starting point is 02:15:20 And then we timed it out to happen that just makes me want a belt if I didn't want that to happen I Come on didn't tie my drawstring so that that would happen So weird anything every time he defends it It's just like what are you talking about like you proving that you might have suspected this is happening Only makes it worse that you fell for it not Solve you of it alright, so John did a show December 31st,
Starting point is 02:15:47 and it was his last show ever, and it was five hours long, maybe five and a half, and he got very drunk. And he had a lot of guests on, including Clay Dabler. And I've always scratched the surface of it. I've been playing clips here and there. I put together a whole package for Point Dabble Point, but then Ricky Melton, it's almost to say, I didn't really get to much of it. So I have some clips that I want to play from
Starting point is 02:16:07 John's last ever podcast. His last ever, what's, what was the name of the show? Hypocrisy police? Or was it just the Stuttering John podcast at that point? Who even knows? He's not a good, he's not good with branding this guy, but of course VTM is fucking with him and sending grub hub to his house. And so let's join john as he has to get up to answer the door. What are they going to do? There's nothing as interesting as the problem. Who else is there that's as interesting as I hold on. Ethan Klein is the answer we found out today. I'll tell you, because now I'm getting pissed. What am I doing for a living? We've got to be quiet now, Jerry, or else we'll piss off all the fans. Yeah, we've got to listen to what he tells the person at the door.
Starting point is 02:16:54 Right. Yes. Sometimes it's interesting. Ben Chipp? Yeah, I did not want to be on the door. But you did it. I just not sent him to this. The bill, he wasn't answering the bill.
Starting point is 02:17:02 What I said is to say don't ring the doorbell. I didn't want to be on the door. I didn't want to ring the doorbell. I didn't want to ring the doorbell. I didn't want to ring the doorbell. I didn't want to ring the doorbell. I didn't want to be on the news about this, but you did it. I just not sent you this. The bill, he wasn't answering the bill. What I said is to say don't ring the doorbell. I didn't want to fit in, sir, that's all. Yeah, next time if someone has a, there are just no more any problems. Fucking hell, man.
Starting point is 02:17:18 I mean, like, just fucking troll Vince. You know what I mean? Did he pay for it again? But still, I don't want it. He's disrupting my show. He's spoiling you on your last. Yeah. Hold on. Is there any mayonnaise on this? You got the link you fucking little bulldolf. I want to see. Got your sandwich.
Starting point is 02:17:40 It looks like some cheap petrol garage sandwich. He knows I like that. It looks like some cheap petrol garage sandwich So John was screaming at the Grubhub delivery guy There's a sign on the door to not ring the doorbell and of course Vince knows that so Vince writes in the notes There's gonna be a sign at the door ignore it We we need you to come and then begin praying whether people we want this chicken sandwich or Burger King So John scream with you guys next time you come here. Don't run the door. It says don't read the doorbell You won't get that guy again. Don't worry and he encourages this behavior
Starting point is 02:18:17 By freaking out flipping out and then immediately being rewarded with it and eating on camera These are all the things Vince wants to have happen when he sends these things. Yeah, he was talking about how much of a interruption and disrupt disruption this was while he was tearing it open Yeah, and about to take a bite of it making sure that it was made to his liking. All right, they prepared it correctly. Mm-hmm And then not too long after that he says this. John's address has been out forever. Who cares? John, who cares if people come to my house? His address is out there. Zach Hopkins is going, yeah, you know, by the way, Rocco gave out your address today, so expect more deliveries. John goes, who cares? John, you literally have a sign on your door that says don't ring the doorbell,
Starting point is 02:19:05 and then you yell at the guy for ringing the doorbell. You care, it's very obvious. There was an episode of the Howard Stern Show where they have the other guy, Stuttering Vic, in there with John, and I'm listening to this, and at some point the show cuts out and comes back, and Howard has to explain that he did it because John kept pressing Stuttering Vic
Starting point is 02:19:29 to talk about this girl he has a crush on. And he wouldn't, and John kept pushing him to say the name. And I guess finally he did say the name, and Howard had to dump it because you can't do that on the radio. He was doxing people even then, and the way he handled it was exactly, oh come on, oh nobody, oh come on, what's the big deal?
Starting point is 02:19:50 It's only a big deal when it happens to him. He knows and has known way before the dabble verse that you're not supposed to do that, and he doesn't care. Oh, he loves it. And that's interesting that he was weaponizing it even back then in order to win the argument. Yeah, and it was all under the guise of stop being such a loser. What are you afraid of?
Starting point is 02:20:08 Man up. Just give the name. Who cares? He knows what he's doing. He was threatened by that guy and he did not want things to go well for him. What I love about this episode is that Clay Dabler, he's a smart guy and he knows why people pick on John and what they say about John. He's paying attention to all of this and Clay will get his shots in, especially on the last
Starting point is 02:20:30 show ever. What has he got to lose? You know, John's saying I'll never come back again. Okay. He's like, good. I can finally tell you how I really feel about you. And here's an example where they're talking about when John went to Patrick Melton's house. And so I wanted to film John and it was funny and John performed, man. He did comedy. Yeah. Fucking funny. I still laugh at that and people still laugh at it and watch it.
Starting point is 02:20:52 It was a moment in double history. Even pinky, even pinky was watching that lamb. Yeah. Especially when you start just shaking your arms, man. the best ones. Especially when you start shaking your arms man. It was that bit where you look like you bent over weirdly. They say it's because you had the girdle on. Well he was picking up that boom box.
Starting point is 02:21:19 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think he was being careful. Yeah. I think he was being careful of the hemorrhoids. No, it's a movie called Say Anything. So Jon pretends to not understand what he's saying, pretends to misinterpret what's going on. Everyone you bent over awkwardly and everyone was laughing at you and thinking you were wearing a girdle. He said, no, that was a boombox.
Starting point is 02:21:37 No, I'm talking about the girdle you were wearing so you didn't look so fat. It wasn't as embarrassing for you. And in Say Anything, he's holding that boom box up to win back the love of his life what are you I never understood that I don't know why that was his strategy for this this is how dumb John is when John talks about movies he likes he doesn't understand why he likes them he doesn't understand the message of it doesn't say what makes them entertaining. He's so stupid Film school graduate according to him right he can't even quote a movie no As Obi-Wan said go fuck yourself
Starting point is 02:22:17 And what did he say from scent of a woman who raw Close he just watched it too, so John his number is doxed, but he turns that into gold No, just Everyone's like I guess it does my number Now you're getting getting calls and text. I am. Hi Johnny. These are This is the missionary home. I wanted to give you a call and see how you're doing. We would love to maybe set up a time to come by. Watch my home. Is that an outreach?
Starting point is 02:22:54 Come on, John, you got this. Hi, John, these are the... Come on, you got this, John. You can do it. Remember the Trump call? You got this. It's like the Samaritans. Hi, John. These are the sister missionaries for the church of Jesus Christ. We just wanted to give you a call and see how you're doing. We would love to maybe set up a time to come by and talk with you about church and just
Starting point is 02:23:15 help you understand some of our beliefs and we can hear some of yours. That's something that you're interested in. Just give us a call back at this number. It's 239-888-6395. Go get your great rest of your day and remember that call. Oh Just give us a call back at this number. It's 239-888-6395 Oldie doc send her The matter no, I mean God loves everyone. She just said God It's like your mom's box. Life is a better for you
Starting point is 02:23:43 so John got a voicemail and Then played it as if that was owning the trolls And then embarrassed himself see the funny faces he was doing you didn't see the funny faces he was doing I saw them Adam They were not great, you know Julie has this thing on the uncle Rico show where they have this overlay this filter where he looks like an ape He was making those ways. I'm like, is that the filter that Julie uses or that John's actual face? Now a super chat comes in and asks him about, Hey,
Starting point is 02:24:17 do you ever regret the fact that you came after WTP really hard? It started this whole thing. Thanks for the fiber. It's wild to think that if you'd taken W ATP joke as helpful feedback, then things could be so different. I said, here you are spiraling spiraling. You know how much money I made doing this? You dumb fuck. Clay Wayne wasn't helped me doing this. Made 100 K 92 K this year, probably close to a hundred now, but lady K is not constructive criticism is it? he's taking the piss. So what should John just say nothing?
Starting point is 02:24:49 We actually gave very good constructive criticism of that episode we listen to but John his big own on this one. He's just like what are you talking about? I've made a hundred thousand dollars Doing the show. This is the last show where he's leaving the devil verse and he always says I don't need the money it's not about the money but then when he wants to brag he's like no no I made a lot of money off of being the punching bag for the whole devil verse which is a weird flex in and of itself. The sheer audacity of poking his unplayed and unpaid employee with a stick and making him go out there and talk about how rich his boss is is just So cruel tell us it tell how much money I made because obviously I tell you that because he's even bragging in private conversations
Starting point is 02:25:34 He can't stop himself from doing that and I did play this on point devil point But I want to play it again because something comes out here. That's very interesting Let's see. I mean, I almost 96,000. Yeah, but like I said, is that from from the beginning of your streams or? I only came back. It was like year and a half. So John is looking in YouTube and you can go into the analytics and you can see how much money you've made and he goes
Starting point is 02:26:06 96,000 pretty impressive right and clay goes. Yeah, but that's not just this year just like well no, but Yeah, I've been back that long. I guarantee that goes back to his political show. That's all time $96,000 which Listen any creator who can make $96,000, I think that's very impressive. I don't think you should quit your day job, especially if you're only making that over five or six years on YouTube,
Starting point is 02:26:32 probably not a good source of primary income. But in John's world, that's a win for him for some reason. Him and Kevin Brennan both had this weird thought that nobody else makes money on YouTube but them. It's crazy because most of the people that I watch are making more money than John and Kevin Brennan doing what they do. And he's bragging that I made all that reading insults.
Starting point is 02:26:58 Right, like think about that too, like all of the super chats are mostly clowning him and his family and he has to read out loud. He's like, yeah, but 96,000, huh? And it continues to this day with the cameos. He's like, yeah. You're the loser that paid me. Right.
Starting point is 02:27:13 But he said this was all because of the toll it's taking on his family, his work, and his mental health. Correct. So he keeps removing everything except the part where he gets abused And it affects his mental health and his family and his jobs like he fights back just enough to continue the war But not enough to really capitalize on it or be in it Adam It's like a bully's punching you in your face, and you rip on him for having sores on their knuckles
Starting point is 02:27:44 Afterwards like the next day in school You're like oh, you know the scams you got your knuckles from my cheekbones That's my face Holy shit, dude, this is not the only you think it is you got beat boy, but clay does this a lot He's really good at it, and he's very subtle with it. He will push back in ways that either John can't immediately respond to or doesn't even understand. I saw the greatest back and forth between them
Starting point is 02:28:14 that went kind of unnoticed. John says to him, and he puts his hand up like this, as if, wait, before you speak, look at the palm of my hand and listen to what I'm gonna say. He goes, Clay, did you get those jokes I sent you? Clay goes, jokes, what jokes? What the fuck you talking about? I didn't get any jokes.
Starting point is 02:28:33 John looks all frustrated. Okay, I'll try again. Did you get the jokes I sent you? No, John, I didn't get any, the song lyrics. Did you get the song, oh, the song lyrics. Yeah, I got those. Meaning, he just sent him some song lyrics, but really wanted Clay to go with him on this,
Starting point is 02:28:47 I'm writing and sending you jokes, aren't you? And Clay pretended to have absolutely no idea what he was talking about, and not support him on that in a way that I don't think John caught. Oh, shit. Which episode was that from? Was that from this episode?
Starting point is 02:29:01 Oh, I can't remember. That's interesting. I can't remember. But yeah, I'll find him. Yeah, John expects you if you're on his side to go along and lie with him. Yeah. You got to go along with his lies and his warped sense of reality or else you're an asshole. We've seen him do it with Hitman Dan. Remember when he's like covering part of the screen and he's like what do you see here Dan? No, just up here. What do you see here? Tell everybody.
Starting point is 02:29:24 Yeah. Well, speaking of covering part of the screen and he's like what do you see here Dan? No just up here. What do you see here? Tell everybody. Yeah well speaking of covering part of the screen this is hilarious because John's all concerned that Clay is gonna dock someone and he panics and I don't think this would have helped anyway. I was afraid of somebody's number. No, it's X. Terry, thanks for the fiber. You hear about the kid who ate himself to death and Connecticut. He was on this is another thing. So first John thinks he's going to block what Clay dabble are showing by putting his own hand in front of the screen. That's a bad strategy for that. But then the other thing that's happening here is John thinks he knows who Penis Wrinkle is. Yeah. He's been trying to figure out what
Starting point is 02:30:09 Penis Wrinkle is for a year and a half and has come up with like nine different people that Penis Wrinkle is and every time he finds out he was wrong, but now he's convinced this guy is Terry and so he's gonna let him know that he knows Terry. Thanks for the fiber. You hear about the kid who ate himself to death in Connecticut. He was on lunch at his dead end cell phone cells. I've been eating until exploded. Look up Tom's survey. Good. Uh,
Starting point is 02:30:37 thanks, Terry. John's like sewing that saying that like, Hey, thanks, Terry. Like, I know who you are. And thank God that clay calls him out on this. Yeah. But what makes you so sure john you I know who it is you would knew it was Stuart Yeah And another name for that you thought it was some celebrity that you used to know Yeah, yeah, maybe i'm getting played again, I don't care I'm leaving anyway anyway who gives a fuck I mean, that's the biggest tell from John. I don't care and who gives a fuck as soon as those things come out
Starting point is 02:31:13 He's defeated. He got beat and that happened right there where clay goes. Yeah, I mean you thought he was this person He thought he was that person. He thought he was Shulie for a while He thought he's a lot of people and so he's like no, No, now I know it's Terry. And he's like, you probably don't though. Probably, you don't hear that defeated sound from him too often. I know. Yeah, he kind of trailed off there. Clay can put him in his place, which is nice, because Rob saw would never do this. Nope. Which is why Rob just goes to show you that all those times where he's yelling and screaming and foaming at the mouth red over how hurt he is by what people have done to his family and children. That's not real. He's just performing. He thinks that's what, you know, emotion looks like emotion looks like that. What he just did right there. But the same look he had on his face when somebody said, uh, the Cape mini tapes are coming back again. And just got so small deflated yeah that's him so a superchater comes on and talks about how you know early in this episode john called shooley's
Starting point is 02:32:14 dad and it was a bitch move and so and clay thought was a bitch move which is nice you can't beat him call his daddy oh that's what you're going to get now. John, they were going to. Well, you know, he should have thought of that before he started doing some of the things he did to you. Why would why the fuck would I give a shit? I mean, what exactly check what this fucking prick has done to me. I'm going to suddenly.
Starting point is 02:32:44 Oh, oh, how dare you call my daddy. Yeah, we're not gonna, we're not gonna, we're not gonna bow down to what the do's pay her once. You know what I mean? We're gonna do what we wanna do. So John, I was gonna say masterfully, that's not the right word, but changed the entire point of that by saying like,
Starting point is 02:33:04 hey, that's a bitch move to call a guy's dad to try to tell on him and John quickly changes that into oh, you don't like that. I went after what she didn't want me to do what that's Tough titties cuz she was been saying shit about me. He's like no no that wasn't the point of that at all No, they were calling you out for being a little bitch Calling someone's daddy a pussy boy if you're in trouble calling you out for being a little bitch, calling someone's daddy. A pussy boy, if you will. Trying to get him in trouble.
Starting point is 02:33:25 It just goes to show you that he doesn't talk to anybody about this that's gonna give him a real opinion or he's just incapable of hearing it because his argument as to why we're all so evil has to change so often. He forgets that the biggest argument and the first thing he would say used to be, they call my mom.
Starting point is 02:33:44 Right. They call my mom. Yep be they call my mom right call my mom Yeah, they call my mom and I tried to talk to him about it a lot of people have tried to talk to him about it There's no one he has talked to about it that has said well if they're calling your mom you got to call his dad That's it. That's the only move. That's what you got to do if you want this to end John And your mom you got to call his dad. That's what happens He knows that so him going around searching for someone to say that that was a good idea It's so desperate and insecure and shows he knows what he's doing. Yeah, and he knows that He's lost throughout this episode every single guest that comes on
Starting point is 02:34:18 He's looking for validation right for calling shoe his dad the last time I saw anyone try and have a real discussion with him Was a year and a half ago when you did a show with him. Yes, and what John he didn't like John did was Screaming over me. Yeah, you don't want to hear it. That's what happens All right, so sunflower dragon is also a super chatter and John doesn't know why sunflower dragon doesn't like him anymore And so clay reminds him, which is fantastic. Clay sunflower dragon, the fake one. Oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 02:34:51 She don't like you anymore. Yeah, I know. I don't want to have it. You have to use a filter because you were discussed. It was the, um, the doctor. Where were you? Sunflower dragon. Where were you? Clay Dabler? Where were you some flower dragon?
Starting point is 02:35:06 Where were you? Where were you? Clay dabler? With what was it? Dr. Steve. It was a Dr. Steve shit when you went off the Dr. Steve, she used to be a supporter. Well, I mean, but I didn't mean to, I was saying like nobody cared. Cause she was defending this doctor. Yeah, yeah. So so anyone that sort of tried to sort of even sway you against it, you lost it man big time. You lost it with me. You lost it. I mean, you fell out over it.
Starting point is 02:35:37 Okay, fiery john. Who cares again, again, so Clay has to remind him again, the reason why a lot of people deserted you is because you went through Dr seat for no reason and that was fucked up Everyone loves dr. Steve. He did nothing that deserved his life being ruined by you and John is going that rings a bell dr. Steve you say, huh? And then they're going through the yeah, remember you were screaming where were you sunflower dragon? They're doing through the whole thing John's going. Huh huh, that was me and something? Yeah, who cares? I don't usually yell, but.
Starting point is 02:36:06 Yeah, even Clay Dan was like, yeah, remember, you and I stopped being friends over that because it was really fucked up? John's like, oh yeah, yeah, who cares? There's something very similar to Ethan Klein here. They both did the same thing. I remember in that Ethan Klein clip, they were talking about his cold,
Starting point is 02:36:20 and somebody chimed in with, well, if you have these symptoms, it probably is not lung cancer, it's probably just A, B, and C, and he said something like, yeah, but this is me, so it's different. Right. Meaning, that's fine when everyone else has a cold, this is me.
Starting point is 02:36:34 His mind literally cannot, it stops, there's a wall right there, doxing other people, fine, doxing me. What the fuck are you all doing? Like the second it was was yeah, but you Did things that cause this who cares? I mean who even cares about that? We don't care what it happens to me. It's not what I do to other people. It reminds me of howard stern
Starting point is 02:36:58 When I forget what the interview was But howard stern was the free speech guy against the FCC. And that was like, everyone was rallying with them like, yeah, free speech. Why are they finding him for what he says? And then he goes to satellite and he doesn't not worry about the FCC anymore and do every he wants. And then he was upset with something that someone else said on the airwaves. And the interviewer said, yeah, but I thought you were like for free speech. And our goes I'm for my free speech. I was like, Oh, that was so that's a telling moment like oh, you actually have any convictions This is that was just like convenient for you at that time and now the opposite is convenient for you
Starting point is 02:37:34 So now you feel this way about it Well, yeah, I was inspired to get personally involved in this political cause as soon as it personally affected me What do you expect from me any other time? I don't understand what you're talking about. This is great because there's a question about how john is a failure and they list all these different failures. And the last one is financially he's a failure. And so john's got to come back for that. And family. Yeah, really, I got a beautiful house in Cape Coral.
Starting point is 02:38:01 I got a beautiful boat, beautiful car and a beautiful Harley. Fuck you. In Cape Coral, I got a beautiful boat beautiful car and a beautiful Harley You So Sunfire Dragon says you failed financially and John's Come back to that that he's failed financially is a boat that doesn't exist Which is crazy gives four things one of them is a boat that doesn't exist. The other one's a Harley. That's over 20 years old I mean One of them is a boat that doesn't exist. The other one's a Harley that's over 20 years old. I mean, Harleys are really nice vehicles. Everyone loves their Harley.
Starting point is 02:38:29 It's not something that is impossible to achieve in life, to afford a Harley. And he ignored all the other failures that were listed before that. Yes, well yeah, yeah, he did read through those, but he's just like, Phil, financially, I got a boat. You don't though, you're lying. You never did Uh a couple more clips real quick and then we'll thank people who are supporting the show guys. Thanks for sticking around
Starting point is 02:38:53 We're doing a a marathon episode of whtp today so much to get to in the dabble verse So this is zach hoffman who's uh constantly in these streams Super chatting him and this did not age well I have to say Zack ass hoppin. Thanks for fiber. I got your dress from Rocco today So I'm personally come over to do on my special go away if you YouTube's terms surface, please do You know, isn't it funny Chad? They all are big tough guys, but they all I never seen them here, right? Yeah, it's one thing to be a keyboard warrior folks, but it's another thing to show up in person and you know, yep.
Starting point is 02:39:28 Okay, noodles. Clay. So this is before Chad Zuback showed up in his house and got the police calling on him. John was just like, come on over. Like you were saying earlier in the show, Adam about the Pickwick pub thing. I'm here every day at three. You want to come and talk to me? You want to fight? Here's where I'll be. And even here he's going, Oh, you know where my address is? Whatever coming over. As soon as he sees a car parked outside of his house, he calls the cops. He
Starting point is 02:39:56 calls the cops on Chad. He calls the cops on a car that was parked out front of his house. So it didn't age well at all. Last clip I have on here is Clay Dabler no longer afraid of John in any way. Clay, do you want a piece of this shit? Fucking run circles around you old man. Nice. Nice. No, I want to point out that John's getting up and going to use the bathroom or something, but he does look feeble here
Starting point is 02:40:30 Listen to it sounds like he's kicking cans out of his way on the floor as he's getting up play Do you want a piece of this shit? There's a lot of shit on the floor as he turns he's gonna like I get all that stuff out of here surprise you to hear a kick up a Lot of garbage on the four year contest with Can we just take a moment to um? talk about Mr. Chad for a second do you remember when we were all discussing before he made his appearance on PDP whether it was an act or
Starting point is 02:40:58 Whether he was really like that and yeah, I went out on a limb and I said regardless as to whether he's playing a character I think out on a limb and I said, regardless as to whether he's playing a character, I think he is definitely like that. And everybody told me I was wrong, and then as soon as he got on that PDP and he said a couple words, I saw everyone's eyes go, ah. And then he started talking about how he was really smart because people think he's not smart,
Starting point is 02:41:20 but he is really smart. And I thought it was really interesting because I've gotten so much feedback that conflicts. I've gotten people saying, I was totally wrong about him, and look, you were totally right about him. So everybody kind of sees in him, I think, whatever they want to see.
Starting point is 02:41:38 And I just love the idea that wherever there's John videos, there's Chad videos. And even right then when he was putting his arm up and flexing, there was Chad videos and even right then when he was putting his arm up and flexing there was there was Flexing right next to him like his little mini me right next to him. I like this There's something very bizarre and strange going on with this man But I like that he exists and I like that he is the way he is so should we be paying more attention to Clearwater Chad? Nope, not at all
Starting point is 02:42:05 I think I just I like that he exists it doesn't mean I need to get involved Personally in fair any of that because those are long streams. They're very long. Yeah Oh, you know what I want to bring on a review girl Annie. I see that she's having a conversation Wasn't she's ready Annie. What's up? Oh? Hello, oh You forgot to send me this episode script, so you know to send it over as you're ready guys get ready to watch Annie Try to ad lib This is gonna be a disaster you think she's bad when I write the script Wait till you see this
Starting point is 02:42:38 Annie do you have any new reviews you can read for us being a review girl? Yeah, I got one from Australia from turtle Moat. I think that's how it's pronounced. Okay. Stut Joe is an idiot, but one trick has Mrs. Norris in the best shape of her life. Between the program ads and the endless oil shilling, this is some content that's at okay.
Starting point is 02:43:03 Okay, I'm not even sure what to make of that one but I'm hoping that that is a five-star review no I want the one-star review oh five star review guys five five stars that shows the comments I shouldn't that's what keeps it fun and helps the algorithm for us that wasn't funny at all yeah what's that all about I don't even get it all right. We're gonna hit some voicemails then get out of here Thank you so much for watching live every Wednesday 530 on this channel tune in to see Watt and I have to say I don't want to jinx anything But I didn't even humiliate myself with technical problems this time anyone else notice that
Starting point is 02:43:42 Huh show that over yet. You're right. All right, let's check out some voicemails. We had some good voicemails coming in, one talking about Opie, one talking about Patrick Michael, just way too goddamn long. I haven't said this in a little while. 45 seconds. Try to get to your point in 45 seconds. This guy gets a little bit of a pass. Hey Conorl, the best part of your last show Sunday was Ricky Melton's remembrance of dealing with Sutter and John when he did that guest spot for him in Florida. Uh, John showing up at the wrong address, drinking
Starting point is 02:44:17 20 beers, crazy stuff. Um, along the same vein, can you get an interview with Dante, his former manager, or possibly Royce, his former partner? Or of course the top get of all time would be an interview, long form interview with Susanna. I'd love to hear how she dealt with Stuttering John when he first got to Tonight Show and he was on top of the world. And then later, how she dealt with John
Starting point is 02:44:54 after he lost his job with Jay Leno and he couldn't even get a job until he came up with that podcasting idea. So I'd love to hear her thoughts on dealing with stuttering John over the years. That would be worth a book by itself. I'd pay big money for that kind of interview. Real money out of my pocket.
Starting point is 02:45:18 I'd crack open my 401k for that kind of an interview. Wow. Rock and roll. All right, well, where do I send the invoice to when I get that exclusive? You know, Gary, there was an old episode of John's show where he talks about having Thanksgiving dinner with Susanna's family and his family all
Starting point is 02:45:38 when they were living in Calabasas in that big house. Now, John tells this story, and it's always kind of haunted me because he, I don't know what John was doing during the dinner, he was giving a toast or something, but he says at some point, Susanna's mother gets up and looks at him and says, you're drunk. How can you be this drunk?
Starting point is 02:46:01 And John told us this story as if our instincts were, oh well obviously this woman's crazy and you were sober and fine. Thank you for pointing out how crazy Susanna's family is. He really believed that and told us that story. So if that's just the bit of his family life that he's willing to let us know, you're right. I don't think we could ever imagine
Starting point is 02:46:22 what must be going on there, which is why it's very hard to find John saying a bad word about her unless he's talking to Kate. Right, which uh, the tapes- Or Alonzo Bowden. The tapes season 2. Yes. Tapes season 2 coming soon. A big announcement coming very soon for Devilcon 3.
Starting point is 02:46:39 But honestly, I don't think I would want to interview Susanna. I think they'd be stepping over the line. I wouldn't want John interviewing my exes. It seems weird Yeah, that's a that's family. That's kind of a different thing. I would definitely talk to Royce or Dante You know his former agent and former co-host Say I bet he'll do yeah, he's a comedian. He'll see Yeah, I'll say I'll reach out to Dante see what I recall correctly John It used to say that he was in contact with one of your exes he did yes He threatened me with that he was gonna have an accent his show he was lying
Starting point is 02:47:17 Time he was talking about how he was having an affair with your wife That's true or the time that he said that he was he had nudes of my wife that he was sharing with people and I was Like, oh, that's pretty illegal. You might want to stop saying that idiot. All right back to the voicemails top lobster had Some critics he had some supporters pretty controversial Co-host hey there cause I'll say thanks for bringing top lobster on the show It's really kind of a breath of fresh air getting someone so incredulous He's got such funny takes on everything honestly a really good guest. I hope you have him on more often. That'd be really great But the Adam Bush guy, yeah
Starting point is 02:47:59 He's great too. Bye You see that Adam you thought for a second? It was a roller coaster. My heart. I'm sure. Are you okay, man? Not really. Uh, yeah. Top loss is great on the show. I like having someone in who doesn't know all the lore and you kind of have to explain it to them. I think that's fun. It's, it's a fun way to like watch someone's reactions,
Starting point is 02:48:19 like seeing that through their eyes of like, can you believe this boob that we talk about? Like, Whoa, he does that. But, uh, the subreddit disagrees with me wholeheartedly. Yes, it was not polarizing. It was everyone in the same opinion. Top Lobster sucks. He's actually he's great, though, on the show. I honestly think just he's so poised
Starting point is 02:48:41 and he knows his place. And if he has something to say, he'll say it. Very similar to Adam. I like that about him. He was the one who said on that episode, he came up with that brilliant idea of supporting the Sams and the other Ricky Meltons and the people that they come in contact with. And he came to that being green to it, just seeing it kind of for the first time. And it was interesting to see what he was sympathetic towards and what he couldn't tolerate. Hey, thanks for the nausea inducing description of Aaron Lickingstein and office then wife's
Starting point is 02:49:12 chest. But it does pose an interesting question. Do we know that slam piece by the way, what a class act that guy is slam piece is actually a female. I mean, it's clear that Aaron's really comfortable with men in sexual situations Alright, bye interesting. That's a new theory Hmm well her name is Anne. You know what? It's funny. I'm glad you brought it up first. I was thinking the same thing I'm like, how can and be oh wait, hold on All right, this is the president of the Jenny Jingles fan club on Syracuse Take all running Syracuse calling on behalf of the Central New York chapter of the Jenny Jingles fan club
Starting point is 02:49:51 By the way, still love you and love the show we accept your proposal for compromise to include Jenny and Lucy Tidebox in the Met News segment. So long as you keep Jenny in there. We are happy with that resolution, okay, so just wanted to say that and box in the Met News segment. As long as we keep Jenny in there, we are happy with that resolution. Okay. So just wanted to say that. And oh, Toplopsta was talking about or when you had Toplopsta on, you guys were talking about, somebody was talking about washing your hands, that idiot that you were talking about.
Starting point is 02:50:20 Washing your hands when you come out of the bath and that debate has reignited. I don't understand this. If you're not touching me or my food or I'm not touching anything that you're touching, who cares if you wash your hands or not? I'm not saying that I do or I don't wash my hands, but I really don't understand how you can look at somebody and say, Oh, you're a disgusting person because you didn't wash your hands. Who the hell cares?
Starting point is 02:50:43 Live and let live. Right? Don't call me that. No, I totally disagree with that. I mentioned your guys takes on that you guys okay with someone not washing their hands? This is not a live and let live scenario. This is not a directly you ever see those videos of toilet when you flush it and all the particles that we can't see that come out like that's reason enough You don't have to have physically touched. I can't believe I'm explaining this to somebody
Starting point is 02:51:09 You don't have to physically touch it. Have you ever been on a subway train? Yeah, we're all touching the same shit We're in the world. That's what's happening People need to wash their hands and not have shit particles and you're right You can do whatever you want live and let live but that doesn't mean I'm going to shake your hand or I want to come anywhere near you really. But someone there was a comment on our Patreon about this. I actually took screen grabs and sent him to top lobster because even he was saying it's like, well, if you have enough
Starting point is 02:51:36 toilet paper, you're not touching shit. What's the difference? toilet paper is very thin. I mean, this is a porous material that's between you and the shit. Wash your goddamn hands is my point. I don't care how many layers you put around your hand before you showed up your asshole. And by the way, no one here thinks that you do wash your hands and you're just pontificating. It doesn't work
Starting point is 02:51:58 like that. Like, of course I do it. But I'm just curious. Do that. Right. You guys would still hang out with me. I don't see anything wrong with it. Even though I do it, but I'm just curious Do that See anything wrong with it even though I do it of course I do it all the time But I wouldn't judge somebody that I'd be an asshole asking for a friend Dylan in Arizona calling in hey you fucking faggot you Beatles Loving cocksucker. That's me. This is Dylan from Arizona Hey, I just wanted to give you an update. The Maricopa County attorney is trying to get a hold of stuttering fuck, front-hole
Starting point is 02:52:36 fucking retard fuck, and he is filing charges against stuttering John Melendez for docking me and for criminal harassment. Until that fucking potato. Follow me. All right. I have two rats. I don't know. He called back two other times and both other times were
Starting point is 02:52:58 unlistening. I don't know if he was in a windstorm or he has bad cell service or both, but I wasn't sure what to make of that. So a lot of, there's a lot of swearing involved. Probably should have told everyone not safe for work. Uh, last voice by the have is not a submarine. She's too fucking tall and they would rape her. Because women on a submarine could get raped.
Starting point is 02:53:28 And they don't want that. That's a lot of paperwork, man. She's not a destroyer. Have you seen Vic? You think that's the problem here? I think she'd be fine on a submarine. But I will say, I mentioned I reached out to Vic I hadn't heard back I did hear back from Vic. She's in the Red Sea right now. I asked her to come out episode 600
Starting point is 02:53:51 She will not be able to for that very reason, but she's doing well. She posted on her Instagram recently people probably saw it She cut her hair fucking ridiculously It was like she cut her own hair. It's very short and all over the place. And she seems to be having fun wherever she is. The Red Sea being deployed. I was confused. I thought that Trump stopped having women in the military, but apparently that's not the case. So ISIS if you want to strike, it's still got a window. The window is still open for you. But Vic is doing great and it was good to hear from her and see that she's doing well in the Navy. And guys, episode 600 is coming up a week from today. So write your parody
Starting point is 02:54:38 songs about WTP and how much we suck. Send those in. If people have jokes about us or anything they want to do to put together Send that in we've been getting stuff in already Should be a really fun show Adam will be here producer Chris will be here It's gonna be a blast yeah Annie people should check you out at in sanity com Absolutely you can check out everything I'm working on in my latest episode of my podcast and the new one that's gonna come out soon
Starting point is 02:55:06 Thank you very much. And any final thoughts on this Is the more spurs a show or is it just like a Mental state. What is that? What is it? I just know those it's a lifestyle. Yeah Yeah, I assume that there was a channel involved, but I think it started as a joke about Levi verse Being a channel on a show. So I I honestly haven't looked it up. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is and I'm going to keep it that way. Well said. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go A plane has hit I rewatch a Carly
Starting point is 02:56:05 Go fuck yourselves have a good week. That was a great episode. That was really great man. That was a good episode. I was a good episode I enjoyed that Why are you calling me?

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