Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep604 - Exploring Desires with Locked Cuck

Episode Date: March 16, 2025

We start things off with the trials and tribulations of the Locked Cuck. This is a man who gets punished for making cumsies when he’s not supposed to. His girlfriend doesn’t even let him clean up after her bull finishes.  Jodie B. from the Po’Boys Podcast joins us to discuss the difference between punishments and funishments. Scorch is celebrating his one year anniversary for some reason but also has a huge announcement about his Dive Bar Locator business. Anthony Cumia superchatted Kevin Brennan and KB lost his mind over it, trying to find an angle where Ant’s new radio gig isn’t a good thing. We check in on Opie’s talk show from Gebhard’s basement where Ron the Waiter is shot out of a cannon and Matt is the worst sidekick ever. We wrap things up with another installment of 2 Minutes with Tom, the teaser, internet news, and your voicemails. Po Boys Podcast - https://pod.link/1215644886 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Season 2 of the Tapes! Watch Dabble House April 11-12 – https://dabblecon.live/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We also encourage our listeners, give us five stars on Apple podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then show us in the comment section today, we'll be reviewing a show called Exploring Desires by Locked Cuck. We have not discussed it beforehand. We're going to get into it. Here's a show hosted by the Locked Cuck. And it turns out, little peek behind the scenes, that when Jody and I were talking about this podcast, he sent me over a specific episode. And I went, Oh, are you going to be pulling clips from that episode? He said, yes, sir. I said,

great. So I found a couple other episodes to listen to. And I pulled clips. And then I looked at his list of clips that he said, and they're from the two episodes. And they're not even the most recent. It just somehow we both picked the exact same episodes to listen to. Great minds, think alike. That must be, it must be what it is one of those So what I'm gonna do I'm gonna play Some clips that I have I have all your clips on the board if there's things that I'm missing if there's things that You picked up on that. I didn't I'm gonna ask you to jump in sure, but let me start things off This is the intro to a recent episode and this is a bummer right here Hey guys, welcome back to another episode

of Exploring Desires with me, the locked cook. So this is take two. The first one did not save. That's a bummer. Yeah. When you have to do your podcast all over again, and you're like, well, I guess I could probably do a better job. I'll fix that issue I'm having

with the echo or the reverb or the delay or whatever that is. I'll do a better job with it. Nope. Nope. You did a second take and it still sounds like shit. What is going on with that? A fact that he has going? Was that an effect? I thought he was podcasting from a well. It's very possible. Yeah, down to the hole. And then every once in a while his lady slave owner Whatever comes and throws them crackers and it's like eat your crackers you little bitch

Yeah, their relationship is not healthy in my opinion and I we're gonna We're gonna demonstrate that I don't know why you would say such a thing. But so in this guy's mind He's already said all this shit that he's gonna say Yes, right. So he's like fuck. I gotta do this all over again really fucking sucks so I'm gonna try to Speed this one up a little bit Okay

He's like I'm just gonna blow through this one this time It's like but no one's ever heard the first one In fact, you could have not even mentioned that you're recording this again No, I would have no no one wouldn't been the wiser especially with this guy's delivery He could easily get away with it because if it's anything like the episode I listen to mm-hmm It's boring as shit Wow not much it happens. He's just locked That is true his penis ain't getting hard. That's for sure So he did have a very embarrassing moment recently and so I could see why he was Exhausted by having to do this a second time because it's about this embarrassing moment that he had

Mistress and I were getting hot and heavy. I was caged. She was grinding on the cage. We were kissing We're making out and I came I Did not orgasm. I did not get the pleasure of an orgasm. I just came. Um, there was no of that pleasure gratification from coming from the orgasm. I just, it's simply just came and I could not perform. That sounds like a venereal disease. Well, right. Well, however you're doing sex, you're doing it very wrong. It sounds like an orgasm to me, right? Yeah I have an orgasm. I think what he's talking about here because he does have his penis in one of those cages

That doesn't allow you to get erect. Go on. I think he had soft cumzies I'm just saying I Think make it out with his girlfriend or wife or whatever it is gave him soft comes. He's never heard of soft comes ease, but it's not a thing. Thank God. Could you imagine? I wouldn't admit to it. You might just soft comes ease. What's the thing? Honey, you're making me dribble. Well, at least you're getting off. Nope, not even don't feel a thing. Are you that you've got an acute case of the soft comes? He's like, Oh doc, say

it ain't so here. Put this lock on. This'll solve it. No, no, it's actually so crazy to me, Carl. Like, and I'm, I don't know what kind of porn histories you're into, but like I've seen these little bird cages that you tie around your cock and balls. Like there is not, there's not an amount of money not a chance that I would get my dick into one of those things let alone locked inside of one right so this is all about Femdom and what are the other acronyms as FLR I didn't even write this shit down say FLR and I was gonna tell you that's a lot different than a DLR that's where she just jumps on your cock. That's true.

All right, well, he made comes in his little cage with just like heavy petting and making out. So hopefully his girlfriend made him feel better after this happened. Since then, Mr. Says, let me know how disappointed she was and how bad it hurt her feelings.. So this guy comes on himself and then she's just like I just want you to know that this has really set us back I'm very upset with you. It's like Jesus Christ. Well, wow. Thanks for all of your caring My wife would be like, oh cool. Now. I don't have to keep fucking you Go back to doing what I was doing and I can go back to watching Yellow Jackets.

Thank you. How did that play out? They were, she was grinding. They were making out. He has the dribbles and she's like, Oh, what are you thinking? Yeah. And then she's mad at them about it. I've been hard up, man.

Like I understand a little bit of like the pre, you know, you get a little, little drip out of the end. You're really fucking turned on, but like I've never shot one just bumping up against a pussy That's never happened. Well, no, it's embarrassing What this guy is describing is something that if it happened to either of us we deny it I'd go to the doctor Probably see dr. Steve my text. I just need about it too many fluids wait till dr. Steve's texts all week I can't wait to see which committee are making The craziest information about people and questions

Os why are you reviewing Carl's secret podcast? That's what that's why I put that effect on the voice No, it'll be the wiser. Oh hello. It's all right. So you just heard he's making out with his girlfriend He comes in his cage. She's all upset with him and So now it's time to punish him for making comes ease cuz she's so hot And since then she's been doing a lot of small penis humiliation Whether I'm caged or not, it's she's been telling me don't get overstimulated, things like that. And then she let me know that she's been masturbating without me around, getting herself off pretty frequently I guess.

Just cool, like you do. And I don't get the pleasure of watching And I don't get the pleasure of watching. I don't get the pleasure of seeing or hearing or anything of it. All I know is that she has done it. Does she at least tell you which of your friends she's thinking about? She has to smell her finger. Smell the edge of the couch, loser. This is a bizarre relationship that he has, and I realize that this is a funnish relationship that's going on.

Oh he loves this. He's 100% in and I'm still like even the dick cage thing like I probably wouldn't fit in a regular one. Do they sell them in a toddler size? Cause I would fall out of most of the ones I've seen. Jokes out to you I could still get a boner in this thing. People they can fucking slip their hands out of handcuffs and go nice try officer So unfortunately because of this accident this guy had that hurt his girlfriend's feelings Apparently cuck holding is on hold Lifestyle for us as far as cuck holding goes is pretty much on hold Until I can regain control of myself and we are back on track as she does not want to miss out on the reclaiming the reconnecting period afterwards.

Oh, so he actually does get to have sex with a girl at some point. I didn't realize that was part of it. Is that what reclaiming is? I thought that's like where you lick the come off the gal or something, right? Oh, that's probably is one of those. Oh, yeah, I'll take that back. Thank you the old immolts slurp they call it Yeah, I see I assumed that that meant that he got to actually like get some at some point Turned the lovemaking do I get a turn? You're so naive Sloppy thirds or something?

Fuck. Nope. That sucks. Well, of course, as you guys might suspect, this is making him pretty depressed. Rich made me feel horrible. I feel a little like a disappointment. I feel like I have completely let her down. I feel worthless.

Good. Isn't that the whole point of this? I have completely let her down. I feel worthless. Good. Sounds like you're accomplishing your mission right there. Feel worthless and disappointing her. I've achieved all of my goals. There's nowhere else to go from here. I'm such a cock that my wife fucks guys and I'm not even around.

That's how little respect she gets for me. It's amazing. There's a drop. I'm gonna save that one for later Why couldn't you be talking over that one? So then mom gets revenge by doing this She came downstairs with her and I shouldn't say mom. I don't know that this is the mother of his children Did you pick up on that Jody? I there is a clip that I have well further down where it's she he gets in trouble for being an asshole to his kids so I'm assuming she is a home partner of some sort right that's what I assumed to I have a clip about that that's pretty crazy things get off the tracks in a little bit but so this is her again, punishing him.

She came downstairs with her pineapple shirt that says it's not cheating if my husband watches. And that was her way of showing our son and letting him know, Hey, this is what we're into. Your dad's a cuck. I'm a hot wife. Just so you know. And he was like, whatever you do, you know, respect that anyway, jokes on you. I couldn't have lost respect for this asshole. I suddenly have a little more. Actually, Dad, I'm gonna absolutely need you to take me to the football game now. Right now. Right? Yes. Like, you

think I didn't know why there's a chair in your room So reason to have a chair in your room guys. Oh, so that's why I have so many black uncles they come to visit that makes sense That's right They're really related well Kind of it might be We'll find out All right So this is the the fun sex life

So I put my hands underneath me I lay on my back She gets on top of me with her pussy facing towards me just out of reach from me being able to lick I Can't touch because my hands are behind me. I'm laying on them Gene Simmons never has that problem and He did that elevator I'm laying on them. Gene Simmons never has that problem. Yeah. And you do that on an elevator. She starts using a toy on herself and she fucking comes hard a couple times and she gets up. She hands me her toy and says, go clean it.

I go and clean her toy. I put it away and She says good boy now go to bed and we go to bed and go to sleep Wow That's some love life you have there buddy. So jealous of me Yeah, at least your weight was coming while you were around so there's that Got that going for you But I feel like this is just putting a lot of pressure on this poor guy, the locked cuck. Because if I come again like that without permission, without any stimulation or anything else, I'm done.

She's going to beat the shit out of my ass, which is part of our dynamic. I've already consented to this. She can slap me. She can kick me in the balls. You can slap my balls. She can spank me She can punish me however, she sees fit. I don't want to go into a romantic session I'll call it knowing that if I make humsies, she's gonna smack the shit on my balls It seems counterproductive, right? Right. I'm not gonna be all that aroused and excited about this Opportunity with that kind of pressure going on It seems kind of unfair if she would just let him play with his dick once in a while

He wouldn't be coming all the time. That's a very good point. It's almost like it's her fault. Yes Although this guy's a retard so they watch some movie together. That's about cucks Do you know what the movie is remember the name of it? Oh, baby Damn it dirty dancing Carl. It's not dirty dancing. But anyway, they watch some movie Yes, it's the original Top Gun He's like it's pretty good, you know, they talk about Cox and stuff, which is great, but he has a recommendation for Hollywood. What I'd really like to see are more BDSM, Femdom, FLR movies, cuckold movies that really

capture what it is. I'm sure you would, sir. Well, thank you for that suggestion. I'll let all of the Directors know that's what you're looking for. Now. All I know is the Rock is gonna play the bull in that one. Yes Hollywood less Marvel less superheroes more movies about cocks That's what the people want the people have spoken fuck my wife, please What what else did you pick up from this episode, Jody?

So that one, there was my clip. Number, the one you just played, as a matter of fact, was silly, because I'm thinking, as being a cuck, there's the fun time when you're having sex or doing whatever. But then there is the other 23 and a half hours of a day when you're just being a couple. So yeah, like doing gay stuff, like watching movies and rubbing her feet on the couch and whatnot. Clip number nine, I picked up on some cuck affirmations that I think we could all say together.

I do feel that way. I feel I'm unworthy. I feel I have a small useless dick that can't please anyone. I, it's how I feel. I understand, buddy. Those are not good affirmations. I do deserve is how I feel. I understand buddy. Those are not good affirmations. I do deserve it.

I am a piece of shit. I'm just a tiny cock. My penis will never ever satisfy a woman. Like, oh, this is our first date. I mean, check please. The cage thing is fun. Like if I could have had one for just my balls in high school, that would have been cool. You wouldn't have to worry about getting clipped in the nuts every 10 minutes by one of your

stupid friends like I can see some cup these things exist Jody you ever have a coach give a cup check like a gym coach or something no you guys do this shit different in baseball where you're from no I never played sports oh well I think I think this was gym class where we had to wear a cup and now thinking back on it like we were in elementary school. Whoa, coach would come along and smack kids in the crotch. We are learning a lot. Why do I need a cup? Right. The old cup check. They call so loan on this I buy you guys Yeah, all by yourself there Carl explains a lot of mine. Yeah, I can see the reddit now I mean would it be better if you have to like pull your pants down to prove it is that I actually yeah

That would be better Yourself don't let the coach hit you on the balls Right yeah, you could just like hit it yourself knock knock. Yeah. Yeah. Come up with a beat for me. Like, all right. Yeah. That's cool. Like touching, touching little kid dicks. That's what it sounds like. That's what it sounds like to me too. Now I think about it. It didn't seem like a big deal at the time, but you had to say it out loud. Yeah. Yeah. We didn't millions of people. We didn't have podcasts back then. So not everyone was a pedophile. It's crazy. Now there's podcasts. Every person I know is a pedophile. It's these trends. Right's podcasts saying every person I know is a pedophile.

These trends. Yeah, right. It's amazing how this works. So, Carl, I have a question here. We were talking earlier, did you get the clip of the infractions, like the couple few things that he gets in trouble for when his wife kicks the shit out of him?

I do. Yeah, mine's really long. I don't know if you got the whole thing. All right, let me play what I have and then I'll let you fill in the blank So this is a different podcast called punishment and funnish mint And I was intrigued by this. I'm like, oh, I'm not familiar with the funnish mint But I like fun

So, let's talk about first let's talk about punishment so punishment is designed and is there in the FLR or FEMDOM or even some dub song relationships to create, create, I don't know, correct behavior. Okay. That's not just in the FEMDOM or cook cook community like punishment to correct behavior exists in all of human society for all time. I wish you'd hit him then. It's not a new concept that you're coming up with but I was interested to know what are the things that you could be doing that would get you punished because I know growing up things that I would do to get me punished. Is it similar at all in this

FLR Femdom community, you know such as hey you didn't do enough Chores you get punished. I didn't like your attitude you get punished You had a tone with me punished Hold on a second. These just sound like raising children. Yeah. I was going to say, I think I was in a cuckold relationship with my grandma for many years. When I'm hearing what turns this guy on, I'm like, he would love Kyle's mom.

He just wants like a bitch mom to constantly be nagging him or something. So he's going through these examples and I'm like, well, that's weird This doesn't sound sexual at all But I'm sure his list of punishments and things that he would do to get punished would be very different than that Considering this is this Femdom relationship that he's in. In our dynamic I can be punished for a wide variety of things From yeah, let's talk about it

not doing enough chores having a bad attitude, getting a tone with her those are the three things he said before no wonder those are the things that came to the top of his head and attitude and tone are the same thing so that's two things don't explain that or you're gonna get beat up by his wife

did you just look at me the wrong way? I wasn't looking at anything, I don't even look anymore I stopped looking years ago. I don't know what you're talking about. It's a bitch. So finally, because I guess I'm like, that doesn't sound like sex to me. Well, finally gets into like what the sex punishments are. Coming without permission, right? Getting hard without permission, looking at her body, her naked hard without permission looking at her body her naked body without permission touching myself masturbating okay getting an attitude with my children when it's not necessary my grandchildren what the fuck that list got weird I can't masturbate I can't stare at her box when she doesn't want me to.

If I take an attitude with my kids and their kids, she gets upset with me. She slaps the cum out of my dick. That blew me away when you said children and grandchildren. And I just imagine them being on the couch, you know, and like maybe the babies waddling around or I'm assuming they're all fat Babies waddling and pull something off the table. He goes no no Daisy or wherever the fuck don't don't touch that and she's just like I need to see you in the laundry room for a moment. Oh Fuck yeah, we're not going to Grandpa's house. Are we there's like really weird toys there. No, no, no, we don't go to Grandpa's house anymore Grandma's always wearing that shirt that says it's not cheating if he watches or whatever. Yeah, we don't like that

You know, we're 12 and we can read right? Fucking weird that they're doing that. So oh, here's another punishment example Holding a penny against the wall with the nose. There's we call that the shoe Lee Can I hold a buddy against the wall with your nose? Yeah, he could do it from three feet away against the wall with the nose. There's we call that the shoe Lee can hold a penny against the wall with your nose. Yeah, he could do it from three feet away from a wall though, Carl. Three walls at once. So what else did you pick up on as far as these punishments?

So I'm thinking you're talking about the infractions or the punishments infractions. Please. Yeah, what do you got for us? I think that was most of the infractions Important ones the stuff that every guy does every day with their partner like a lot of this sounds like being married I just don't get hit for it. I hope my wife doesn't hear the show. Yeah You know black and blue I'd be if coming prematurely Be like quad father you'd be in a fucking Full body cast like a comical traction full body cast with sitcom

Alright I so then we find out about punishment. I just have one more clip and I'll let you take it over Jodie because I was very Interested in what punishment might be because all the things he's describing about punishment I'm like yeah that is punishment. There's gotta be an upside. We're getting disciplined and what happens when I'm a good boy. Yes. Yeah and then you have punishment. Punishment is to it still introduces pain, but not at a miserable level. It's that fine line between pleasure and pain and it's held right in there.

It's like getting your hair pulled while fucking. It's a turn on, it excites you. Or maybe the woman's doggy style and she's being spanked or maybe the man's in doggy style And he's getting pegged and she's slapping his ass That would be a punishment. Oh my gosh. He just lost me Punishment on that one. Yeah I like how he starts off like maybe you're like grabbing the chicks hair your slap around the ass I'm like, yeah, all right, or maybe she's pegging you like whoa

And he couldn't wait to get to that point. He's just like it's not all just you begging a girl Give me girls begging you do like whoa Where's the fun in this? I thought I did a good job today They got brutal right there What else did you learn from this podcast? Jody? It doesn't seem like you learned anything. It seems like you do all this stuff. Yeah, I wrote the book. This is actually my show though. Oh, yeah.

You did pick this one. I should mention this was Jody's pick. Well, what happened, Carl? Let's pull the carton all the way back. I went looking for shows that I thought would have fun names and like W-A-T-P lore, because Cuck gets thrown around a lot. Everybody, you're a toothy Cuck,

and Aaron's a Cuck, and Brennan's a cuck. And I saw a cuck. We can list all the cucks, but we just don't have that kind of time right now. Obviously. I look for club foot podcasts first and I only found one and it was called club foot mother. And it was about this lady's diary of raising little kids with fucked up feet. And I was like, that might hit a little too close to home. Oh, you pulled clips. Ha ha ha ha. So, no, and it's, I settled on this

because maybe I can learn a little bit because I assume Cuckoo is just, you know, you sit in the chair, some guy fucks your gal, and you lick it up and then he leaves. But no, like there's a whole dynamic of this, like being in house. It's 24-7, that's the problem with this whole thing. Yeah, dude, and he talks about like, he gets on his hands and knees so she can sit on him while she fucking puts on her makeup

And there's just he puts on her socks, and it's just it sounds exhausting I like that the second example was he puts on her socks. It's awful man I Have actually yeah Got socks on. Have you seen a woman over 40 feet? They're awful. I have actually. Yeah. So 12 and 13 were some other punishments that he would get for all of, you know, talking back. And, um, there was one clip on infractions where he's listed everything off. And one was if I'm disrespectful to another woman in her presence,

right. And he tags that with, so I can't say like the eighties and nineties jokes that you used to say. And I'm like, well, like bitches can't drive. He would just, you'd catch an elbow for that dog. Apparently. Yes. He gets very upset about this is all about femdom. So yeah, clip 12 is a, what happens when he crosses the line and a Bassa or whatever he calls her gets up in his ass. Oh, I'm sorry. I just saw this now. Miss B. Asked me how long did they check when they were doing the cup checks?

It's just a quick slap. It's just a quick hand Making contact with the crotch area seeing if it bounces off or not So yeah, I can get punished for a lot. My punishments usually consist of being spanked with a paddle, flogger, whips, writing crops, straps, her hand, bazooka, even a hairbrush. Rakes. her hand, bazooka, even a hairbrush, rakes, and she does it to inflict the pain, to teach me a lesson, to reinforce her dominance over me, and you know, to correct my bad behavior. It's just how it is.

Does she teach at a Catholic school during the day? Yeah, the penguin. How does she have so many tools for spanking this guy? Seems funny. I wonder she's got him hanging up on the wall like Patrick Michaels headphones You've been a very naughty boy very disrespectful. What are we gonna use today? Extension cord I would like to be a fly on the wall when he feels like being punished and I want to hear his fake attitude Oh, no, he gets in trouble on purpose. Yeah. Yeah, you might be right about that

Oh, I could think about like I forget the gals name, but Jordan on or whatever. She was on that video with that guy Smacked him and then he bounced her fucking forehead off the steering wheel This is the equation this is how it starts and eventually we get to smack in the face and This guy you think he's just like you know what maybe there's some good things about the patriarchy and it's oh fuck It's over Clip number 13 was I just thought was funny because this is Clip number 13 was I just thought was funny because this is

Spanking is level one infractions and apparently clip 13 is level two and beyond infractions. Okay. I see. Yeah It can also include, you know, like floggers or whips on the back or the thighs Even cock and ball torture she can be slapping the balls around she and she has and she has, she's knocked me in the nuts. She's slapped my cock really hard. She's even slapped my face. Um, she can pull me by the ear, the hair, anything that she knows that's going to cause pain and discomfort and no pleasure. That is the goal. It sounds like she could have been your gym coach current Carl Listen my gym coach is a fine gym coach. He just wanted to make sure we were protected. He was real fine, huh?

He's looking out for you. It's an old military guy. I care about your cock He did He probably got bonuses on how many kids didn't get their balls busted out. I don't know what the incentives are there I Don't assume that it's because he's a pedophile like you guys Yeah, she said she slapped him in the dick real hard And I just imagine like I don't know if you watch power slap, but that shit's hilarious those Behemoths just powder up and pop each other. I just imagine her going you stand right there and close your fucking eyes She never does it oh that's even worse she just measures she goes one

Maybe later. Oh god You're sadistic mother That would hide in the bathroom and wait till you're walking by and just Art is shit we've been reading my diary. Yeah he's pretty sad altogether like that was the thing that I took away from this this bums me out, but You know, maybe it's all worth it for him and my clip number 15 Let you know that he definitely gets taught a lot of lessons as of late. As for me, mistress, I feel wants everything kind of closer together. So punishments I think are going to be more frequent. We did skip Saturday as we were busy, but I did get it

Tuesday and I will be getting it again tonight and Saturday night. So that's going to be two nights in a row. I will let you guys know how that goes. Please do report back. It's more more often than W ATP. She's beating his ass. Three times a week. It's impressive schedule.

He talks about getting beat up like I talk about getting laid. Maybe from good by Saturday. She'll beat me again. He gets up Wednesday morning, skipping to work. Oh, what are you so excited about, Greg? I got my balls twisted pretty fucking good last night. Not sure if they'll ever work again. Congratulations, Greg. Happy for you, buddy. Oh, Carl, it was, it was a wonderful trip through the mind of a psycho.

And I'm glad I know a little bit more about it. The only other thing I've got on here is he did have some affiliate links at the end that I found humorous. So that's clip number 16. Please check out my sponsors, my affiliates. First there's Chastity Cage.co. Great company, great selection of Chastity Cages. They even have a small selection for women's Chastity.

And everything is very fairly priced compared to a lot of other places out there. Okay, well that's what I'm looking for as a deal. Yeah. I get my dick locks off team. I've been ripped off too many times. So women's Chastity. You heard that too, right? Yeah, like that seems like you don't need to buy something for that

You could just use like a doorknob like half a doorknob and you stuff it in there and you're yeah Yeah, just like be around ugly guys. I like podcasters Should be easy shit since you shut like a clam shell Yeah, this is a whole world inches shut like a clam shell. Yeah. This is, this is a whole world I'm not familiar with, but every time we do a podcast about it, I learned a little bit more and realized that my life is pretty fucking good. Pretty great, right? Pretty fucking great. I've listened to all kinds of sex shows and still, you know,

swingers and, and, and hot wife swipemen. It's, it's pretty vanilla for what it is. Oh yeah. They go and bang couples with, this was my first experience with a dude who is Literally just a cuck like he just he follows his chick around and does everything I'm wondering if she made him do this She's like you get your ass in that closet and you record a podcast and if you don't get 10 000 downloads I'm gonna fucking uppercut you right in the balls You think he has anything that he does makes his own decisions on of course

She's making him do this Good point. She should have told him to get a better mic. I don't know if it's the mic I don't know what that issue is, but how do you listen back to that? Just be like yeah This is a podcast is a podcast will sound like somebody's gonna enjoy this multiple episodes the one that you checked out They have this issue as well a little but not as much as that as much Maybe got out of the well Finally climbed up out of that well. We should comment and let him know like, hey buddy, you got an echo on your track.

Hey, just FYI, nobody else has picked up on this, but it's a little echo-y. Maybe click the reverb pedal off next time before you. Other than that, you're doing a great job. Yeah, it's fantastic. Before we started the show today, we were talking a little bit about steel tow. Of course, I was on this little piggy yesterday talking about Aaron's amazing out of the blue

offer to from the court where they said the DA said, you know what? I know that there's a felony and we have court dates ready to go and we've subpoenaed a bunch of witnesses, but how about we just give you a misdemeanor and a $50 fine and Aaron goes I don't even know why that happened. We never got an offer like that before nothing's changed this offer just came up out of the blue and Good for Aaron. He's not gonna be serving any jail time. It's just a misdemeanor on his record bad for justice, but 50 bucks is nothing There's some speculation that maybe he's full of shit that he's lying about this because it doesn't even make sense that there would be a $50 fine. No, not in 2025. It's not a lot. Court cost is typically $150. That's where we start. Yeah, especially if they've already issued subpoena. I don't know how they do it. I don't know if it's, I'm thinking like a business person, like based on how many hours have been put in billable hours. I guess it probably wouldn't be that but still they put a lot of

work into this case through the penal system and I know how it works like they will charge you for you know, Raymond and deposition like you're just showing up to be like I plead not guilty your honor, they charge you for that. It all comes out of time when it's done. But yeah, if you're taking up time, they're going to charge you. So none of that makes sense. I don't have any clips on that today. But I've got none

Sent this in and I wanted to put this up for a vote because he says hey mate You're already using bloody ass by the dream eaters for stuttering John How come this is not the theme for steel toe yet? But the bloody toe so you guys tell me if this should be the new theme song. I dig it. Cool tune. I don't, I don't get it. What am I smelling her on? Just like in general the couch or something or no, I think you're smelling Nick Reketa's goo But I don't know I'll put it out there if you guys think smell my life should be the new song for Sealtel I'm open to it Always I'm always open-minded on these things how to improve the show more dream eaters

Apparently is one way to do that If I know anything your Saturday audience is gonna let you know how it is because they're way cooler than your gay Wednesday audience To fight with each other You do on Wednesday with TVs Adam Bush, that's not we're here for today That's right in brow comedy. Yeah, you think Adam Bush is gonna talking about cock porn? He probably would actually buy a chance in a well porn. I think he'd actually probably kicking himself. He's not here. No, I like my fruit hanging solo. I can step on it, Carl. I hear you buddy. This episode is brought to you by RBC student banking POV. You're learning. You can get $100 when you open a no monthly fee RBC advantage banking account.

Plus you get unlimited debit transactions in Canada and you can earn avion points on debit purchases so you can vibe more with friends. POV, you're unlocking more perks for less with RBC. Conditions apply. Offer ends July 2nd, 2025. New eligible clients only. Complete criteria by August 29th, 2025. Visit rbc.com slash student 100. I wanted to check in on one of our favorites a guy who is starting up a new business and we're excited for him and we're rooting for him. Of course I'm talking about about scorch and PFG TV. Now we know that he has started

up a brand new business. It's going to be a whole new life for him. And he's still talking about this drive bar locator app that they're putting together. And sales have been fantastic for it. Oh fun fun anecdote. When we were in San Antonio, my buddy Mike pulled out his phone is like, maybe we can find some dive bars around here. Not in the area that we were in or the state or what would be a larger region than that the southwest region I think. Yes, there there were none, but that's okay It's just starting off I'm sure I'll get there at some point. There's no dive bars down there. There were no time. What are you guys thinking?

So Let's check in on scorch. They're celebrating This was a big episode that he just put out and this was live yesterday This is last night's episode very exciting stuff going on Today's gonna be a fabulous episode of scorches pfg TV Yeah, we're definitely off to an amazing start So I've already spilled the opening shot on the table which is PFGTV. Today, yeah, we're definitely off to an amazing start. Mike almost died right now. So I've already spilled the opening shot on the table.

Yes. Every time. I hear every, yeah, sure I did. I hear everybody in the audience. Our tender fills them really well. Luckily, I was, I kind of shoved the shit off the table. Yeah, onto the electric bill. I made sure it only made it to the floor, you know.

Anyway. You can see the splatter everywhere. You know what? Today on the show, we are finally doing this. Yes. Okay, today we. We can't turn one. Yeah, well, three weeks. Oh, yes.

Three weeks. We are celebrating, and I don't know, I mean we're not going to have like, you know, marching bands and crap like that. Why not? We're celebrating the one year anniversary Scorch's PFG TV Nice producing right there applause has come back sweeten it up How the fuck is this the one year anniversary anniversary of scorches pfg tv?

It doesn't make any sense. I've been following scorches pfg tv since the late aughts From opiate Anthony covering this guy What is this anniversary Did he relocate or is this the same dump that they were at before? This is the second dump. Yeah. Okay. Ben too. And he had a different co-host too. That's what I was going to say. Didn't you say he changed formats?

I'd say in the last year you were saying, oh, this is the new thing he's doing with a bar or whatever the fuck he was live showing. Right. So he got fired from radio January of 2024. And then he's like, hey, it's great. Now I got this free time. We're going to be doing PFG TV and they're in some other bar or something. And apparently this, he isn't celebrating the one year anniversary since Megan joined the show, but it's some one year anniversary of something. And I think this is a weird way to reminisce and think back to the last 12 months. And I do know the show started off with you guys we've had bands that were good bands

The words are good. We've had comedians that dug us. We've had a comedian that wanted to kill me But that's besides the point and the thing about that one was that you know we took pictures and stuff And he made like everything was good remember that I don't know what you're talking about Stuff that he made like everything was good. Remember that I don't know what you're talking about Why would you bring up he's like now guys this first year that we had this is our one-year anniversary We've had good bands. We've had shit bands. We have had good comedians We had ones that were terrible and wanted to murder me But I don't know focus on the positive. Yeah, didn't you cover that guy and I don't think he wanted to murder him I think he just got tired of scorch being a cunt and he said alright fuck you scorch. I'm leaving not only do we cover it

He came on W ATP. Yeah for talk about his name is Marshall and I'm gonna play you that clip But before that I want to remind everyone Another clip to be played on this show was one that a band was on that was terrible They couldn't they were singing horrible harmonies and scorch made some comment with the mic out at the hot mic Just like all this is fucking suck. And then he had to come on the next episode to be like, pedal. Be like, no, no, no. I, what I was talking about was our back of the house guys were doing this thing. And this crowd actually sucks. They're not into it. I think that's what it was. Yeah. I was thinking of another shitty band in the crowd. But why? So he brings

that up for some reason, but he also brought up this incident, which this comedian Marshall actually posted on his Tik Tok. So we'll watch it there. I'm in conversation struggling and I'm like, yeah. Don't worry, dad. I got your food okay you know what that's enough we do want the 12 listeners we have no he said yeah and I was like and I was like go fuck yourself scorch I'm listening to your jokes brother. Oh my god there you go There you go. So there you have it That was the incident where Scorsese ignoring the guy staring at his phone and just like hey man wrap it up this guy with a stutter who's the guest on his show treats him like shit and What is that if you go to check this guy out it is Wisco comedy collective

Wisco comedy collect Ends with the C. I remember on Carl you said he came on the show I didn't seem like it was too bad of a stutter He came on and had a conversation with you for a while and did okay, right? It was fine It's more difficult when you're trying to tell a story and the host is completely ignoring you right? It's gonna be distracting and make you stutter and stammer a little bit more than you normally would have His courses doesn't know how to do like he's trying to be the shock jack guy who's being a dick He tried to do the OP thing. He just doesn't know how to do it

Megan to shove a wiffle ball in her cunt. Yeah She seems very standoffish to this guy I bet he has she seems very standoffish to this guy. I've never seen her before. This is the first time and now I kind of get why he's trying to put those cankles behind her ears if you know what I'm saying. Dude, am I wrong? She is shaped like silly buddy. Yeah, for sure.

She looks like she got a body like a kiwi, Carl. It's not a good look. All right. So then he talks about this is another thing that I would have left off. He starts going through all the sponsors who came and went We've had our share of enemies we've got our share of friends, you know, I gotta be enemies and friends as far as family members You know a lot of this table is soaked got it balls as far as family members, you know Originally the show was going from February 29th to February 29th. That's what the contracts were for

Holy shitty stupid and no one calls about this the original contracts for the advertisers were February 29th Through February 29th. Yeah, the look on her face says that there's no chance what you just said is correct No, it's a four-year deal. It's definitely not Some of them did three months a couple of head shops in the air or CBD shops here. It did less than three months Yeah, totally isolated incident, oh you think Do we have to? I guess we will. Okay. So all these shots. But now we'll do the shots in a second. Are we really talking about the advertisers who dropped us right now?

Can we start doing shots, please? If you're going to do it, make some up Scorch. Be like, yeah, Popeyes was once a sponsor and also Wendy's Subway. Just go through all the restaurants in your town and be like, yeah, they sponsored us, but we were too hot for TV they did have a long list of sponsors when they first started off I forgot about that it's not happening anymore but when he talks about family that's what he's talking about the people give him money those are family members that makes sense in his world

yeah sure sure there apparently they have been having a hard time going live with the show recently so they just want to let us know that this time they certainly are live this was happening in real time and they also have a new dive bar locator commercial that they wanted to debut on here this is exciting. So today, so the guys, you people that always bitch, yeah yeah yeah, you show live, whatever. Today is March 14th, 2025. 7.05 PM. At 7.05 PM Central Time. And we all know that I could not time this that perfect.

Yeah, no, no. Yeah, right, well. You guys know that. Hey, how's the sound out there? So here's what's going on. It sounds amazing. Oh, sure, too soon. Let me move this up and move this up

so I don't spill anything else. Yeah, please. We're running out of shot juice. We've been talking about, and does he not, I'm not trying not trying to downplay you. Can he do the dive bar thing? Yeah Okay, we've been talking about this on the show the past few weeks about rating if you would this is excited Okay, check this out going out to party dive bar locator.com. Remember don't drink and drive Oh my god this business is gonna be I gotta invest right now is there stock I could buy other options at a beginning a middle let's watch that again that was that was have time for this? I want that.

Joe, do you got somewhere to be? Are you okay? I gotta have time for this, I think. Holy shit, the buildup to it. Okay. We've been talking about this on the show the past few weeks. Raiden, if you would, Dive Bar Locator. Going out to party, divebarlocator.com. Remember don't drink and drive. Raiden, give it up for Raiden. I gotta point out the B roll on the don't drink and drive The B-roll, I gotta point out the B-roll on the don't drink and drive is a guy buying a car at a dealership This is definitely this B-roll, why can't I find it? Because it's so fucking short

Yeah it's 10 seconds long That's literally like, here's your brand new car sir Wait have you been drinking? Give me that Yeah what do you think I bought from you? You're a horrible salesperson We've installed the breathalyzer. You can leave now, man All right, so that's fun Scorch talking about what happened to him, you know, he lost his job Back, like I said January of 2024. He's off the radio the radio show that we used to review of his, that was

really fantastic. And so now we find out what he was doing to try to find employment since then. The money I said, I, I sent out thousands and thousands of applications. Well, you know about somebody that I sent that application to stuff like delivering pizza. And I wasn't Chinese food. I wasn't. I didn't qualify. And I'm like, OK, there's something. So you have a horrible driving record. No, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.

So maybe four months ago, I started five months ago. I started thinking about what I can do and what we can do. Mike, at this point, was already ready to quit his job. And Mike had a pretty lucrative job. He did very well in the internet industry I like so a couple things happening in this clip that I really enjoyed First he's talking about his idea for this dive bar locator like it's Doc Brown with the flux capacitor Marty I was hanging a clock and then I fell and I hit my head. I I realized the flux capacitor the dive bar locator

It's like this amazing billion dollar idea that he came up with it's gonna fix everything But he's talking about sending out thousands of applications and I thought yeah radio gigs You can't get a job on the radio who could get a job on the radio in 2025 Am I right? No, I heard that. Oh, I guess it does happen. But anyway, no, he's more desperate than that He's not even looking at radio. He just wants to be a delivery guy. Yeah, he's like, what can we do like literally? Yeah, what what could I get hired? He should have leaned all the way into it and been like I want to be a 911 operator Yeah, I think his voice like you mentioned during that like they just make a phone call like now this guy's not for real He's breaking us. Did somebody set him on fire?

Yeah, right. Oh, there's that prankster wants to deliver pizzas for us again. Fuck off. That's all Never call you again How sad is that and he's talking about ageism he's like I am 60 year old man I was 61 So he can't get a job doing anything and I guess he doesn't know enough to drive for uber or You know a food delivery or something like that. You don't have to work for a Chinese restaurant Pizzeria door dash tobacco store he might scare off the customers though with that voice please don't ever use our products in front of the customers we don't want them to think that's what happened you

pack a Marlboro license yeah that'll be 15 you know what I don't need to smoke I'll take a sin All right, so We have a big unveiling the thing. He's all excited about is this motorhome that his buddy bought Went to this company to get skinned so they're gonna make this motorhome into the dive bar locator motorhome and People are gonna see it in the wild on the street and take photos. Oh my God, I can't believe that's on the dive bar locator motor home on our trip to Erie, Pennsylvania. It's unbelievable. There it was. It's crazy. You ever see the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile? That's exactly what I was thinking of. I've seen it in my head. I'm going, how do I make

a scorch pun go? So he's all excited. He's setting up that they finally got this motor home back and they're really excited about it today And you know we we didn't have time to get all the graphics up But we told these guys we're gonna do it and we're gonna mention them. Oh, yeah today Myself and Mike we went to Minneapolis, Minnesota The place is called tint pros and pros okay of Fridley Minnesota and we picked up the new motorhome and I'm gonna get into all that in a second I want to go back to the store new skin new skin but I haven't even mentioned really much about the motorhome so I'm gonna backtrack

just a little bit Megan yeah right so this is like a big thing he's like we just went there today we got this this thing skin. It's very exciting. He's building this up. And there is going to be a big unveil coming up in a little bit. But first he has to remind everyone that him and Mike, now they may be roommates, and they're now business partners. Those things are true, but what they're not is a gay couple. We were just playing at Mike and we're not a couple. You know what? If you are, if you guys are couples, good for you. Mike and I are not a couple. We're friends.

I don't know how many times you had to repeat that. Never once have I come out WTP and be like, by the way, producer Chris and I are not fucking in case. I don't know what kind of vibes we're putting out there. I don't want everyone to know. I don't know. I think Mike just found out for the first time that they're not a couple I guess nothing to you that news to me. It's great And Mike is an ONA watcher an ONA fan from that Mike hated me at the beginning because he was one of most you guys He was it was a pest maybe still hates you. I'm sure he does but that's we're not gonna talk about that right now wow this guy his business partner his roommate his best friend was an o and a pest and only knew about scorch through

opiate anthony clowning him damn and now they're buddies i never would have guessed that in a million years that That's crazy This is like clay dabbler in real life Yeah, that's right and apparently Megan's job is to say all the quiet parts loud. Yeah, Megan But she thinks it means oral and anal Megan is the worst she is the whole of this show. I have an example of that coming up right here I'm gonna tell you something you don't deal i'm gonna go local and i'm gonna say it as classy as I can No, no, no, no, no, no, we can't right we can I practice it, right?

Okay, you bro. Okay, shut up, bitch small towns No, not just here small. Do you hear Mexico? Oh boy? What are you gonna say? Guys? Let's take we're having fun here What are you gonna say about small? towns seem to have a lot of attitude Okay, they do small town. I'm sorry But I'm dealing with it with a lot of the musicians and I've dealt with them for years in the radio industry smaller towns the musicians have different attitudes Carl what is this insightful camera angle like the end of Jerry Springer like the white angles fine

It's like a show but now he's like scorches thoughts of the day All towns. They're all a bunch of sad pussies I'm glad you picked up on that cuz he literally told the director like all right put me on this camera over here I got something to say right now, and they're like okay. There's zoomed in on I'm like let me just tell you my people in small towns bunch of fucking attitude time for scorches hot takes Yeah, they're all give me a fucking attitude. He says musicians in small towns have an attitude Maybe they just want to play your shitty show Yeah, but the good bands probably have better things to do than play in front of the 12 people that come out and to laugh at

you at this bar would be my guts. I would love people to start delivering stuff to his show. Like when they're doing live streams like they used to do to Vince the lawyer, you just bring in pizza and beer and candy bars and stuff while he's in the middle of stuff that would probably be pretty damn great. That's actually not a bad idea watch the rest of the show throw him off so hard because everything throws him off he actually have an audience he shit his pants so you guys ready for the big reveal yes this is a big deal for scorch he's so excited about this actually before I even get to

the big reveal I'll show you how emotional he is about the rap they got on this thing. Oh boy. When the guys from Tint Pros, and this is part of the story I didn't finish because we want to get into it, the guys from Tint Pros, they brought it out and they wanted to talk to me about the logo and the signs. They said, what do you think? And I actually couldn't even say it because I was in tears. As long as you're a big sap. I am a big sap, though. We had our son go, I want to tell you, I was a big sap. You're a sap, too.

Oh, well, when it comes to this, this is our life. This is a dream. OK, that's a dream of mine that is actually coming true. Right. And if Verizon or my mom is watching, just so you know, I might need a new phone cuz I'm drowning mine in Sen no Mike you don't have to I say I'm gonna go get some hey listen Let's get into the show today scorches pfg TV y'all know Megan, right? That is 25 minutes into the show let's get into the show guys

I thought we'd the show started fuck is happening a while ago That's some world-class banter. They got there Carl pretty good Did you pick up on that? He goes if Verizon or my mom is why yeah, my phone might be busted your mom He's 61 years old. He's asking his mom. What's wrong with that? Yeah, I mean did she didn't buy him a house? So I guess it's not that pathetic got me there So you just heard that when he saw the skin they put on this Whatever it is this trailer that they have they're gonna drive around and

The motorhome is the term speechless. He say he was Tearing up It was his dream come true. He was so excited So I'm sure. I've always wanted a new skin. So I, he could use it. So I am sure that when he came on this show, so excited about this, an emotional day,

he was ready for a big reveal to show all of us viewers what they've done. Oh, no. Once you see it, you'll understand. Next week, we will debut it here on the show. the show. We just didn't have time to do it today You know what maybe let me show it to me on your phone Scorch We're going to email it to the producer right get a picture here wonderful is that what he's doing? Yeah, I do

Perfect don't move Buzz what they want for me? Perfect great. Thank you That was the big reveal that was oh, you know what? I got a phone on my phone from a really far away That's not even landscape, but he's I thought it was breaking bad at first It couldn't see shit. I was hoping it would be a wrap job like his face on the side of it But I'm like oh scorch can't afford that. Oh, yeah, was your like little stripes that would have been hilarious actually That's terrible I like that Jody knew instinctively what was gonna happen. I'm just with a lot of old people. Exactly what was about to happen.

They all do the same thing. They're like, let me show you my make. I went to San Antonio. I'm gonna draw it for you. Did I tell you what to say? Antonio Texas. Look at the Riverwalk. I got some photos. There's trucker Andy. All right. So this is, uh, wow. It's like a Dixie cup, dude. This dive bar. I mean, I gotta see more of this. I can't wait to tune in next week to see what's doing. This looks like a unicorn. It looks like a little girl's fantasy right here. My little pony bus. It's like, it's like purple and bright green and some type of red. What is that? Those are dive bar colors. We're here. We're dive bars. Get used to it. What? Those are discount budget colors. Oh, maybe that's one of those. Like we can't sell purple or D green so if you want that we can give you a good deal like yeah

This just happened to be our colors actually think it neon black the Derek Chauvin special. Yeah that old Chestnut that made me laugh Carl. Yes, that was a funny one was that Doug from who's right sure No, you know I think I gave him credit that he was mad at me Yeah, I think that was Doug from great time great movies I think Doug got mad at me for saying for credit again with that. No, I think about it. All right Let's find out about this show schedule. What's going on because I was told a month or two ago That they were taking this thing on the road and the show was going to change.

So let's find out what's doing. What you don't understand is right now we've got me and Mike have a lot of crap in our heads. And we have a shot that's getting all over the place. Whatever. So today, hang on, I'm finally going to get out. We've got today, we have got next Friday, get out. We've got today. We have got next Friday, March the 21st. Okay. Then we have Friday, March the 28th. Great. And then this version of Scorch's PFG TV, version 577, season three. We are done. That's it. This is, there's only two episodes left after this one. And then they're done. Yeah. I don't think he's gonna get syndication with those kind of numbers carl You don't think so. I think it's gonna work out for him It's supposed to be international by now

This quad podcast is going to be filmed inside that winnebago in another two weeks. I can't wait When he's living in it. Yes, I can't wait. I'm so excited about that Now you might be asking i'm watching the show I'm so excited about that Now you might be asking I'm watching the show Megan's been on the show for a while now. What does she bring? She just wants to drink. She keeps interrupting him Okay, we got shots. We're gonna take these shots Scorch is a terrible broadcaster, but Shut the fuck up Megan. She brings nothing to it

I kind of like though she just takes shots and then occasionally has to bat his dick away when he's like No, no, no, just I'll see you next time for sure. Yeah, you can't get her drunk enough to want to fuck scourge But we do find out what she does bring to the table I have one more clip on here and this is a great anecdote from our friend Megan my spouses from our friend Megan. My spouse's cousin can go all the way in with his pinky finger all the way, all the way in. This is like his party trick of party tricks.

Does it come out his eye? Well, I mean, it is terrifying because first off, he's got these sausage finger hands, like that thing you were eating earlier. Yeah, he goes in and it's like I mean you She is a fucking slob So her big Anecdote to bring to the show is talking about how her spouse's cousin can pick his nose real good. It's gorgeous follow-up questions

Well, it's pretty incredible was eyeballs pop out when he does that. Not yet. We'll let you know though. We'll keep watching. That's some party trick. Wow. I never listened to Scorch before. Like I've heard you say that I guess he was a full blown radio guy for years and years. Oh yeah. He was a morning radio guy in Boston and then Syracuse. Is he just burnt out now and old? Is that the deal? deal or like he used to be always terrible Okay, and the reason why we know about him is because Sam Roberts who did an internship For open Anthony and became the producer and now of course host the morning show on Sirius

was an intern in Syracuse for Scorch and so he knew all the Syracuse for scorch and so he knew all the Inside baseball of how score operated did he actually like the genesis of jocktober could be scorch I think that could be true. I think they were clowning scorch before they ever did jocktober. Yes. Oh boy Yeah, that actually might be accurate. I saw you should send him a check since you stole the whole Maybe I'll uh, I'll donate to his dive bar local. Like I said, I want to invest. Yeah for sure It's gonna go gangbusters dear sharks. I did see Trying to pitch that I

Did see that Anthony has picked up on what scorches up to again and wants to bring that back as a segment on his show So maybe between Anthony and myself we can bring scorch back to his glory days picked up on what Scorch is up to again, and wants to bring that back as a segment on his show. So maybe between Anthony and myself, we can bring Scorch back to his glory days, as the kids call it. Oh boy, well I hope he gets rid of Megan as soon as possible. Yeah, he is.

He's ditching Megan for his boyfriend. They're gonna go on a cross-country trip and enjoy themselves. All right, I wanna shift gears. Speaking of Anthony, of course, the big news we've been talking about Anthony got the show on W A B C radio. Can you believe he's done one episode so far? It's like made so much news. He's done one, two hour episodes so far, but he already landed this syndication deal. They had a whole press release around

it. This company that he works for syndicates of 388 stations across the U.S. I don't know if he's going to be on every station or how that's going to work, but it's still a pretty good fucking move though. It's incredible. It's incredible by anyone's standards. You know, you said it last time. Like when you said somebody showed up and then he announced he was going to be on the show and then probably all these kids with

TikTok and then they spread it around and you said hundreds of percent. Yeah. Like 40% increase is one thing you can go, ah, this will maybe you'll pan out the end. But when you say things like 200% increase in followership and downloads and stuff, you go, oh yeah, there might be something here. 233% increase. That's crazy. And yeah. And people listening from the previous Sunday to the Sunday that Anthony was, was on right triple and

That's how many yes, and they they have other metrics They don't even have yet from ratings books and things But everything that they can see every indicator was that this is blowing up and so the other stations like we want this guy And so now there's a syndication deal going and most people are happy for Anthony and go. Oh, that's cool. He's doing something different He got back on radio and and now it's it's blowing up for him But there's a few people who don't like it one of them being of course, OB Another one being the commudgeon that is Kevin Brennan Oh Neil Brennan's brother Neil Brennan's brother is not happy that

Anthony is doing so well on radio. And I happen to be watching this. We did a bonus show on Tuesday of WATP and Missy was in the chat and told us about the syndication deal. It was breaking news. I didn't know about that. So after the show, I go upstairs in my office

and I'm texting with Anthony about it. And as I'm doing that, I'm watching Kevin Brennan at MLC and I see this happen. Oh shit. Look who's here. Someone's doing well. Look who's here. It's Anthony snoozea. Oh no. So there's a super chat from Anthony compound media for 20 bucks and it says here's my charity for the day. Catch me on Shulie show tomorrow night. Now those are two things that are going to piss Kevin off. One calling a charity. And he's been, this has been going on all week where Anthony's calling out all these e-baggers and he includes of course, Kevin Brennan in that list of people who just beg for money on the internet. Yep. And then to say, I'm going on Shulie show

tomorrow night. Of course, Kevin hates Shuli Carl there's another level to it too because it's 1999 It's almost like Kumeya is a is a troll samurai like the idea to know that the message will get across and piss him off Enough, but it's it's 1999. It's not $20. It's not $5. It's not 10 You know what I'm saying? Like yeah 19 it just stuck him square in the heart because I saw this clip and Kevin loses his goddamn mind It's one of his better donations Kevin's money from what I've seen

What I've seen reported Kevin's money is way down from where it used to be sure as far as donations go I know viewership is down. I see the numbers does it's not as compelling. It's not as interesting He doesn't every year around tax season Kevin goes to this thing where he's just like Paying all these fucking people it's fucking money. I just do this by myself And I pay anyone and then it turns into this guy just screaming at videos He's never seen before looking at him for the first time and getting confused by what's going on in the world Yep after he said Kumiya or however he said it funny when he was oh fucking Kumiya If you look at him like his eyes go dark

His teeth start cranking like it literally whatever the self-destruct button was Kumiya walked in and poked it I know. Watch this shit. It's fantastic. I love this. Here's my charity for the day Hey, stop talking about my show in a negative fashion We're having fun over here Hey, stop talking about my show in a negative fashion. We're having fun over here. Sorry, we read super tips. I know you don't like them. We're having fun over here.

Wrong. Super tips. Oh, I wonder why that's on your mind there. You don't have the super tip system, Kevin. Brian, you should look into it though. It'd do a lot of work for it. Do wonders for you. I know that's not the way of radio now. The way of radio is the

on the am dial. Oh, right. Hey, let's gather around the RCA family. We just had dinner, our supper, as we call it back in the 50s. We had some supper. And now we're gonna listen to Anthony Groomia wax nostalgic about stuff for two hours or no video So Kevin's angle on this and it's fun to hear Opie's angle of cope and now Kevin's angle of cope Kevin's big angle on this is Radio doesn't have a video component, right? And it's a really stupid argument. That's retarded. It's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Well, for a number of reasons, A, no shit, Sherlock, but B, more importantly, Anthony has been doing a video show since before

Compound Media in 2014 when he started up that company. He was doing it long before that when he was still on Open Anthony. He's one of the pioneers. Joe Rogan credits Anthony for why he started the Joe Rogan Experience because Anthony used to do live from the compound from Open Anthony. He's one of the pioneers. Joe Rogan credits Anthony for why he started the Joe Rogan experience because Anthony used to do live from the compound from his basement. He built a studio, just started streaming to the world long before most people did. You could call him a pioneer.

You could call him a pioneer. The fact that the biggest podcast in the world credits Anthony for why he started doing that. You could call him a pioneer. And for Kevin to come out here and go, well, what a fucking idiot. He doesn't even have video. No, no, no, no. He still has video. He is not changing anything about what he's doing. He's just adding another show. He's just doing a Sunday night show that'll be syndicated to markets all across the United States. And

he can still stream it and you can download an app and listen to it that way. You can go to the website and listen to it. You can tune in on your AM dial. There's a lot of different ways to hear the show if you want to. It's absurd the way these people keeps acting like he quit his day job to go do a Sunday show. No, no, no, no. Now it's another level to the web

to pull people back to the Kumian network. Like, you guys are fucking stupid. Well, is it stupidity or is it jealousy? Because I see what's happening here is there's guys like Opie and Kevin Brennan who are their careers are done. It's over. Yeah. And they're just kind of trying to hold on and have some kind of relevancy and make a little bit of money. I have some Opie shit coming up in a little bit. So pathetic. Him asking for super chats. Like these guys are just trying to make a little bit of money and just keep this thing going keep some

kind of audience and then they see Anthony go on and actually extend his career and now he's back on the radio again he's doing a whole new thing and conservative talk which is very popular yeah I know everyone likes to shit on AM radio and I get it I'm not gonna sit here and be like AM radio is the future I know it's not but conservative talk is very much alive Am radio, that's what it's the hair. This medium is still alive, too And that's what's funny with all the streamers and youtubers There's a lot of people that do it but Karl not to get into your business

But like you do pretty good on YouTube you get your downloads and your live watches sure I'm assuming your downloads in the podcast end are probably still Substantial amount of your listening audience correct. Yes. Yeah, no, we've always been a audio show first I'm assuming your downloads in the podcast end are probably still substantial amount of your listening audience, correct? Yes. Yeah. No, we've always been a audio show first, right? But, uh, Kevin actually used to be only audio. Then he was audio and video. Now he's only video, which is fine. A lot of people have done that, made the migration just to, to YouTube. Yeah. It's just a moot point.

You keep my mother fucking name out of your mother fucking mouth You just give me 20 bucks It's not like he was saying bad shit about you. He's like here's 20 bucks. I don't need your 20 This person hold hands the money back when they say You gonna just said thanks yeah That also would have been fine. Correct. Thank you.

No. Kumiya bragging about nationwide syndication is so pathetic in 2025. I have to ask a question before I go any further with this little clip. I got one too. Has Anthony been bragging about nationwide syndication? That's not his style. I haven't seen him bragging about it. I saw him read the press release.

I saw him happy. He seemed excited about it. He seemed happy about it. I don't know. Sharing information. Yeah. I don't know that he's rubbing it in anyone's face. I haven't seen that aspect of it. My question is has Kevin Brennan had a stroke recently? Because I never noticed the dip in his lip. Like he's really got some sag like Bell's palsy thing going on and he's slobbering. He's so pissed off and hollering that he's literally spitting. He's spitting mad right now. Do you think part of his face is numb? Is that what you're? Cause that makes sense. Like I've got a saggy lip and sometimes like I dribble a little bit. So it just kind of is what

it is. He's pissed off, but you see it visibly. He's spitting out of his mouth and he has to get a rag and wipe it a couple times Yes, he has the saliva rag next to him, which I don't know a lot of broadcasters who have that Actually, I'll say this real quick a quick aside Everyone's been showing this I wasn't planning on showing it on this show today, but FK Mammy was at John's house and just pulled her phone out and was video taping her tour of the house and so you get to see like different angles. She wanted to make it obvious she was filming so it's kind of just like looking at the floor a lot and

stuff like that. They did it on Be Dablin Live today and so you get to see John's little studio where he has his ring light and his desk right there and There's two hilarious things on the desk One is a roll of toilet paper That's his saliva rag. That's his saliva. I don't know why a roll of toilet paper is his go-to He can't just have Kleenex or napkins or something normal It's gonna be toilet paper, but the other one was a box of Just For Men. Did you happen to see that, Jody? I did not.

I missed that. I saw the hockey puck and the roaches in the corner, but I missed that part. Yeah. Oh, there's some gross shit going on. I saw it. Yeah, we all saw it. That's why I didn't feel like I needed to bring it to this show. It feels a little intrusive.

I'm not going to lie. And I'm like, I don't know if I would condone this, but that is kind of fun. I feel weird about it, too. That's why I'm not showing it on this show, but it's out there. Everyone can see it. Thank you. And, uh, yeah, just the fact that he's always talking about going to the super cuts or wherever he goes to get glazed or whatever the word is. I knew it all along. There's no way a professional would do that. Poor of a job dying his hair. Yeah. Even at super cuts. Right. Yeah. I mean, these people have to be semi-professional to work in a company like that. All right, let's get back to this other lunatic Kumi a bragging about nationwide syndication is so pathetic in 2025 YouTube is worldwide Does that mean Ray shows and worldwide syndication? Yes Yes, Kuta Kuta does exactly what it means

It's all in how you interpret it. Ray's worldwide syndication deal is in effect now. Now and forever. I mean, this is very disingenuous. Obviously, this is a dumb argument. When you're arguing point is, yeah, because obviously Ray DeVito, like you've lost the argument. Right. You move on to the next thing Anthony's a M show I've already seen people post the whole thing on YouTube. So it's also everything's on YouTube So that's not really the point

Yes, YouTube is international. There's also a lot more competition and shows like Ray DeVito's Don't really rise to the top. Yeah all that often often. But I get downloads in Indonesia too, Ray. They don't speak English there. Right. It's not real. But if there's a limited number of frequencies on your AM dial, and he's on one of them. Two is worldwide.

China. Not in China. Or they're not allowed in China. I know they don't allow something over there. Is it Twitter? Right? And don't allow it in China. I know they don't allow something over there. Is it Twitter? Right? And then he brings it back up. This is what's so great.

This worked perfectly for Anthony because you could tell how much it bothers him. He keeps bringing it back up on the screen to yell more about it. I thought it was performative for half of it because Kevin Brennan is the funniest when he's pissed off and screaming. But you know what I know, I've seen him do. He knows how to move the chess pieces around and really get stuff out of people. And when he's by himself, you know, he's fucking and then he stops and he goes, well, maybe not so much in China. Like, that's where I start to wonder if it is performative, if he's just turning the

juice on and off, because it is funny that he could be seething mad and then be like, maybe not. That was stupid. I shouldn't have said that. Anyway, Anthony again, Kevin is definitely genuinely way funnier than most of the people that we review here on WATP. Sure. He's just lost his fucking mind. He's just mentally ill. He's a mental patient. He's turned into stuttering John. And that's, I wish I knew which person made the comment because it was a very valid point. It says, it's interesting to see how KB was the original

rage, you know, study, right? And then John picked up that habit. Right. From watching him. Yep. Screaming and spitting and all this stuff. And now we've made full circle where now Kevin Brennan is doing the impression of John screaming and spitting on himself of John doing Kevin like this is crazy I don't know if I've heard that interpretation before that is yeah check the comment section really in point okay I like it and all you need is a stroke Little minis drugs. It could be there too Tony to naps Come on Anthony's

Nickname is Tony to naps. I don't have the nap King anymore. You're on his mind Carl. What the rich? I didn't have the heart to break it to you. Yeah, no one told me Talk to me Pick it up get video then fucking talk to me go suck a dick Go buy the chicks arm. I got I got a look at his tongue What his tongue just did to get all that saliva back in his mouth just now Let's zoom in on this monster. This is what good-natured ribbing looks like yeah Let's let's watch this let's see what's doing here That is crazy right there unpleasant it's unpleasant that fucking talk to me go suck a dick go

bite a chick's arm and I'm trying to be nice cuz of the holidays gotta be fucking kidding me he definitely got something with that tongue too like I've seen you know nature video slo-mo where the frog and it just like picks that fucking insect right out of the air Whatever was coming out of off of his lip. He got I just nailed it with his tongue right there Impressive. Oh, he's gonna be on chili. You know are oh Chad Come he has cops with Chad now anger and Chad is coming out this really worked better than he possibly could have hoped Chat is coming out this really worked better than he possibly could have hoped

What's that when it's done screaming like he's out of breath you could tell like he's he's getting his cardio in for the day with this There's also been speculation that he no longer lives with his family. Mmm. Yeah, and I think things like this are a good example of that because Young attractive wife that he has is gonna put up with hearing this from the other room and you know He's in a shit mood afterwards. You know, it just turned out just like hey, so anyway, I just got there with the podcast Uh, how was your day today, sweetie? You know, that's that's not happening You know call me as cockswood Chad Chad's going over too. You guys are gonna stick it told me I'm stuck. Whatever I do. I got nowhere to go. Adrian and he's gonna hop on his radio after this. He's gonna go on the Twitter. Crank it up. Missy. That's literally OP's joke. The ham radio. That's not great. Yep. Not great. But that

was a super chat that he's reading. So that's not, I won't put that on. I can't believe it. Thank you. It's Tom and 19 for pulling this clip for us. Like I said, I was watching it live, but Kevin does this brilliant thing that all brilliant marketers do where he makes it impossible to find his stuff. Chad does this. There's a lot of guys who think it's a really good idea to do a show and then make it impossible to ever be found. And so no algorithm will ever pick it up and make you a recommendation for someone who is not familiar with your show.

It's great. We call it the Patrick Michael method. It is. Yes. I saw people find me and then I run and hide from them. I'm going on the Twitter. There's a guy who hired Bill Schultz when Andrew Schultz wanted to work there. And he came four days a week.

He hired a junkie Arnie Lang, paid him 8K a week. And he showed up on time. If he did four appearances a week, he got a K. This is very telling. Because now this isn't comedian Kevin Brennan doing a theatrical performance. Nope. This is literally what his problem was with compound media, that other people are getting paid more than him. And we're doing more

shows than him. And so yes, this is all true that Artie Lang, when he was hired to be on the Artie and Anthony show, was told, I think it works out to $400,000 a year, I think he's gonna say that, all he has to do is be there on time. Show up at four o'clock, work four to six, Monday through Thursday, and you'll make this money. And guys like Kevin Brennan,

saw how much money they were making, they're like, what the fuck but there's a reason why Artie was getting paid the big bucks Artie is a draw Artie has a huge fan base because cocaine is expensive they put yeah it's very very true they put a billboard up to announce that Artie was back with Anthony Cumia because in New York city, that's a big deal. They already knew, they already, they already baked in that he wasn't gonna show up. They're like, this guy's a junkie, probably won't show up.

So I'll have to give him a deal to incentivize this junkie to show up. But they paid him 8K a week, 400k a year. After Keith the Cop was like, well, Gavin wanted 400k, places offered him 400k. We don't have that kind of money. They did for a junkie! Yeah, because he brings in money. See how that works, Kevin? Like people go, oh, Artie's on Compound Media? I want to listen to Artie. I'll subscribe to compound media. They don't they don't go

Oh, Kevin Brennan is ranting like a lunatic on compound media Please take my money. He's being a total angel Reese right now You're right. Go fuck yourself. Enjoy Julie. I Thought missy didn't like the shoelace she got get mad when you go on the shoelace show? Missy has told me he's one of the good ones. Andy, what are you doing? You know we don't like shoelace here. New sponsor.

I just woke myself up. God damn it. Now I'll never got to sleep. Uh, congratulations though on your syndication deal. Let me know when you get video. Let me know. I mean, this is the dumbest angle. It's the only thing he's got. Snip it right.

That cause he has no interest in listening. Let me know when you get video and then I can try to make fun of it. You're right. Because him and Chad sniped the first episode and they couldn't right. It's barely sniping. Yeah, they're just listening to it Just watch it. It's like, oh, it's pretty good. Yeah, I know chance critique. Oh, he's introducing who he is Yeah, it's his first episode the first show on about that That's how I would start take notes. You fucking idiot. You gotta use your fucking ears We did it here Carl the first 40 minutes of the show

That's true one video of that guy with his dick locked up getting beat up I didn't I was hoping that show didn't that video and it did which worked out really well for all of us Because it was it was not easy. I'm not gonna lie. I did watch it, but it was not easy Yeah, I mean everyone's used to video now. It's like when they made the TVs remember made the TV Radios weren't as popular actually Kevin. I don't remember when they made the TV's no do I don't in the house Cuz they're like honey. You got the the dick Van Dyke show over here We don't to listen to Melton Burrell anymore. Come on, honey

Hurry on down ask you to be on his, Rebuttal. Are you doing it? Rebuttal of what? Anthony Comey, a super tip? Yes. Fuck yeah. Am I going to go out there? No, I'll snipe in though. I don't, I don't like to leave my house.

I don't have the balls. Well, according to compound media, I don't have the balls. According to compound media, I don't have the balls to do stand up. I'm afraid if Kevin was black, maybe to have the balls to do stand up. If Kevin was black, how about if Anthony was black? What kind of a fucking he'd be so confused. He'd hate himself so much. Yeah, there's actually a bit about that on the Chappelle show that your brother wrote. It's pretty epic. Yeah, he's coming around to it, Carl. I think it's the next thing he says.

Yeah, Neil was in the skit, actually. It's Dave Chappelle's skit. How's he doing? How's Dave Chappelle doing? Selling out any arenaita he wants to. He's doing pretty well actually. He can take multiple years off when it feels like it. Yes. Neil. Anything else? Wow, I really had a good time.

The madder I get, the more I enjoy it. So I'd like to thank everybody. That should be the name of his show. He's like a Sith Lord He is it's gone to the dark side especially Tony two-tens Stevie Lou came up with it to stick it to you Maybe broke your desk. Can you almost cry like a bitch?

pissy eyes, Gumiha a bitch pissy eyes gumia your dad would have been ashamed of you crying cuz Stevie Lou broke your desk stop crying you busy-eyed bitch that's what he would have said but he's not here so I'll say it for you stop crying you busy-eyed bitch don't cry cuz you don't have video just be thankful that you got audio! There you go. Fucking hacks! Yeah. Never! Never! Jesus. Settle down, Beavis. Goddamn. That is bringing back the hack though. Whoa whoa whoa, what am I, a hack? Hacker, hacker! Any other thoughts on that? Jody, I know you that clip. I I don't know what time of day this was recorded But I can imagine whatever hotel or apartment complex or wherever he lives like his neighbors probably all put in some Some complaints that day in the box downstairs. Yeah, he's losing his fucking mind and it's fucking lunatic

I know people like when his microphone cuts out, but if he could just invest in an actual broadcast microphone One that you could talk loudly away from and then quieter on top of You know broadcasting basic dynamics and broadcasting use your range Kevin Brennan. I know that's in you It could be fun, but what do I know? I'm just an idiot Speaking of idiots. We gotta talk about this Now I know we've been covering oppie a lot recently and covering Opie's reaction to Anthony news. I want to get away from that today because Opie

doesn't have a lot more to say about that. People keep chatting him about it, he keeps reacting negatively, but let's look at what Opie's doing from a positive perspective. He really wants this show at GebHards to take off. He even talked about how he had a phone call with Tim Sabian and he was telling Tim, because Tim's trying to set up this new network or something, and he even told Tim, Tim, if you want to get involved with the Opester,

why don't you invest in live at GebHards? Let's get some equipment down in the basement. Let's start doing this thing right. And so this is what Opie thinks is his next big thing. So I thought, well, yeah, let's, let's check this out and see what Opie's up to at Gebhart's. We are live at Gebhart's! What's going on everybody? Welcome to our little live stream. Hi, we're doing it. This is mad He throws the party every week. Jesus all these clowns watch Chad Zumach. We're doing it If this is mad, he throws the party every week. We're just here hanging out

Okay, so for the audio listeners, let me set the scene here and they do it They did Tim Sibian or the fucking name of the new he know this is this is OP's bullshit equipment oh wow they have two microphones oh he's got his on a mic stand Matt the owner of Gephardt is just holding on to his and you're gonna see that he's gonna use that to interview gasset there may be duct tape involved yeah I mean lots of it who knows what they're using it sounds like shit It looks like shit the camera angle once again Oh, P does not understand that there should be very little headroom in between your head and the ceiling or the top of the frame

Instead Opie's always down low and you get to see all this shit. That's not important. It doesn't mean anything They're down in this basement in a Manhattan bar It doesn't mean anything. They're down in this basement in a Manhattan bar So you can only imagine how cramped this is there's kegs there There's other guys just hanging out who are cheering in the background for this live stream Scorch is less pathetic than this Is that possible? Did I just say that right? They want to correct me on this?

The fuck is going on Opie. I'm looking for rats like that's on this whole time I'm just gonna be watching those pipes looking for rats to crawl across the backdrop. You will find one if you look close enough and At least scorch has like a producer and a director and You know live mics and they're trying it sounds like shit and looks like shit, but he's got separate camera angles and they're trying to do something. Hope he just has the one camera, bad angle, starts up the show and we find out why he's doing this.

Drinking some free beers. Thanking up the place. Thank you, Matt. That's why, you know, you got to super chat us. So, so we can put some money. How are you Matt? Yeah. Next question. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? He's doing Chad and John. Is that what he's watching? Now? So confused. What's going on right now? KB's turning into OP. Yeah.

So he's going on, well, we're drinking these free beers, Matt's hooking us up, that's why we need these super chats. You need super chats, OP? Does OP just think that if people super chat him, it validates the show? Because I can't imagine any amount of money that came in would put a dent into what his bills are He used to ask for the Facebook stars, which are right a penny

I forgot about that. I just noticed something from a plumbing blue-collar point of view I believe I believe his podcast studio is set up beneath two toilets Those curvy pipes are down pipes that usually come out of a toilet to keep the stink of poo from coming back up through the toilet. So he's literally podcasting believe under two toilets right now. So what you're saying is if a pipe were to burst the most viral show open would finally get that viral video for decades. Podcasts are good shit all over him during show like wow wow Yeah, instead of going to the streets to point at dog poo It gets quiet enough in that basement there in you might hear toilets flushing Great no, they're too busy yelling to the king of Spain or what were they yelling the Spanish gang after they did their little You know their version of skull. I couldn't make it out because he has to do a fucking voice Correct well, we're gonna hear it again because they they cheers quite a bit. Thank you on this show So they they start off with some haircut talk

Matt's clowning opi for a shitty haircut. They're talking about well I went to the guy you told me to go to but he's distracted and I went back mola so after this Banter that they have they bring in their first guest. So this is the conversion of the, uh, that the hair. That's why it's 35 years to everybody. Cheers. Everybody. Cheers. Hey, where's, uh, we got, uh, we got a Confederate soldier among us. Where's the Confederate soldier? So he's ready to bring out his first guest. We're a few minutes in, they've had their little banter

with, I don't know if Matt is like the announcer or like, I don't know if they're co-hosts, they're 50-50, I assume not. Think Opie's running the show and match just kind of there to bounce things off of. But what I like about this is they bring up the guests. They bring up this guy DC whose name is Dick Cox, which don't worry that doesn't escape these guys. They're comedic minds. They're going to be all over that. But as he comes up to huge fanfare a Confederate soldier

Came up from South Carolina His name will get us in trouble, but it literally is You can say dick And that's and then it's a it's cocks with me I think it can say it's cocks with an ace It was good Get closer I want people to see the Civil War beard you're Are you are you one of those reenactors? No, sir. You don't react. No, I'm still there. I'm still living it It's not a reenactment. It's just a flashback. So we like to call DC

How we met DC back in the day you remember meeting DC? I do because it cost you close to $1,000 Yeah, so DC big fan of What I do is a part of our our lovely group. We got a nice group. Okay, so he's part of the pod squad That's how you get on Opie show is by being part of the Facebook group The private Facebook group that they have you have to be let into So this dick Cox comes up and he's a giggle puss He's just back there giggling away. Hi. I'm sitting next to opi Look at me. Hi, there's opi

Can I guess how they met? DC and Matt he probably that big motherfucker walked into the bar and broke a table or a chair Maybe he went through the floor a little bit and got stuck in his belly like Winnie the Pooh close He came in back when opi was doing the Gebhard shows originally, when it was just audio and we were covering it. So he came in to meet Opie because he's a big fan, but he brought a ton of booze with him. I might even remember this, we might have covered this on WTP years ago. This guy brought all this booze with him and was handing out bottles and beer and stuff to people. So when he says he cost him money,

it's because everyone got drunk on this guy's supply instead of buying it from Matt. I see Gabbards son of a bitch. But this is again, another scorch parallel where everything's just excitement. Like, Hey, did you see everybody? Yeah. What's excited. And they're like, nothing happens. The guy has nothing to add. He's not an interesting guest. He's just a dude who's hanging out there and having his make-a-wish thing happen So they wrap up with him pretty quickly They know they're gonna talk to him and bring him on no one makes room for him or gets him a mic

No, they don't have another mic So Matt has to like hold his mic back and do that kind of thing. So like I said, he's on for very short amount of time. He's he's giggly and then they like, all right, upstairs. He has no way I can't handle. I can't handle the hangover. Exactly. With the free bar. Anyway, good to see you. Welcome back. Get the hell out of here. You're. You're blocking our set, yeah. Holy shit, is he a big boy. So they get rid of their first guest.

Now, Opie's gonna try to riff on this man, and even Matt, Matt's a terrible co-host. Yeah, it's like he doesn't wanna be there. It is like he doesn't wanna be there, check this out. Bro, you could be in like a horror movie, or he could be in a horror movie. Yeah, right. With the big fucking Civil War beard.

Yes. All these got some weird trench coat on. And he's like horror movie. What do you mean? He's a gay. He's got a beard. He's wearing a trench coat. It's a car heart. Yeah, it wasn't a trench coat. He's bald. He's terrifying That's not the first thing I would have thought and I like the mattress like yeah, I guess could be in a horror movie

It's hard to yes, and hope he said thinner that was pretty good I would have said thicker when I wipe my thumb across his face So open his eyes, let's go to the Super Chats. Let's see what's doing on there. Yeah. Anyway, let's do Super Chats. Love you, Opie. Without Ant, you'd be 500 feet below New York City.

All right, thanks, bro. Whoops. We don't give a shit. Then why put it up? I don't give a shit. Oh, Matt, Matt truly doesn't. Now, a couple of things going on there. So, Opie announced the beginning of the show.

That was the first thing. I didn't not play an intro. Then why put it up? Matt truly doesn't Now a couple things going on there So OP announced the beginning of the show That was the first thing, I didn't not play an intro The first thing we played was the very beginning of the show Super Chats introduced right away And he gets a Super Chats like alright let's go to the Super Chats That was the only one he got And it's just making fun of OP for

You know Anthony is the one who carried him Into where he is today And OP At the end there says we don't give a shit over and over again now remember he didn't want to say Cox This guy's last name was Cox. He's like good good good good good. We can say dick But so he slips here because he's angry We don't give a shit And you're gonna see coming up that he always centers his language except for there give a shit. We don't give a shit. Oh, Matt. Matt truly doesn't. And you're going to see coming up that he always centers his language except for there.

So he's angry. Yep. Scott Watson. Oh, he can type? Butterbean looks like ass. See what I mean? Scott Watson puts up a free chat. Butterbean looks like shit. Calling that guy Butterbean, right? And Opie reads it as he looks like ass so he's immediately now a censoring himself and look at this big reaction to this oh he can type butter bean looks like ass that's like not to keep comparing all these different locals.

That's like Aaron Imbolt level when he's with Jessica. Oh guys, come on. Oh, you rep Scalions. Come on guys. Jeez, that's too much. That's too much family show here. Wow. It's not that excited guys.

I promise you that. Are you guys ready for guest number two? I hope it's the Ninja Turtles. What I love about this show is that Opie is running it as if it's a real talk show. We use some banter. We bring up our guests. Number one, he leaves guest. Number two comes up and all of this is so ridiculous. It's a child playing talk show host. It's scorch playing talk show. It's more like a fashion show really.

Yeah, except they have to hide off camera in a fucking basement. Right, behind the kegs. Yeah. And then they're like, all right, hey, is Ron the waiter here? Ron, why don't you come in? What?

What? Ron the waiter. Hey, Ron. Hi, everybody. Hi, Ron. Let me tell you something. I just met Dick Cox for the first time. And I gotta say, can we show the people your license to prove that that's your real name?

That's cool, right? Home address and everything, right? It's a pleasure, it's a pleasure. Why you doing this? That's OP freezing up, not me. So Ron the waiter shot out of a can and he's screaming the thick Boston accent Yelling cocks after hope he was just like yeah, let's not say that so much right It's that kind of fucked it that up a little bit, but he was scolding Ron right here as he's freezing up

It's like all right. What are we doing? Why are we screaming so much? Now Jody let me ask you this. Please. You just heard them say that gentleman from South Carolina, his name is Richard Cox, nicknamed Dick Cox. Did you think that maybe they were lying about that? Or do you just believe that that's probably his name? One of my best friends in the world is named Delvin Cox. I assume they're related. Yeah. Well, they're definitely not. But yes, I hear what you're

saying. You don't know that., I hear what you're saying. You don't know that. I don't. You're right. I just assume. And so I would assume that, yeah, this guy's probably is his real name, but no, no, no, they have to prove it by showing his ID. There it is.

There it is. All right. There you go. I don't hold things. His name is Dick Cobbs. All right, man. Stop. It said Junior on there too, so there's another one on over there. Yeah. I know a whole thing. His name is Dick Cox. All right, Ryan, stop!

It said junior on there too, so there's another one on over there. And he's a good old boy. Ryan is overly stimulated or something. Like he ate his Halloween candy before he was supposed to. Or something so caffeinated and juiced up. He's losing his mind over this shit. But I'm glad they showed the ID. I thought they were lying about his name. Now I know it's real.

I think it's Cokes. C-O-X-E doesn't spell Cox. Yeah, I was thinking that too, but I would change the pronunciation of my name if it was funny. I would change my first name to I love or a lot of or something along those lines. That would be gay though. I don't know if you thought this through, Jody, that'd be pretty gay. You don't even know what you said.

All right, Ron does have a great joke for Dick Cox. He's got something in the chamber. By the way, like, let me tell you something. What a name to have if you're living in Boston. Dick Cox, the cock sucker. What I can't, it's his name, I'm allowed. What a name to have if you're living in Boston dick cocks the cocksucker It's his name I'm allowed Are you drunk what's going on with you You brought him on

What is this Ron the waiter fucking guy? What is he doing? I think is Ethan Klinning. Yeah Yeah, it's got some marching powder So he comes on and he's like, you know, it'd be great if he was in Boston cuz you can call him Dick Cox the cocksucker. It's not Cox. It's cocks Yeah, you could also do that in Miami or San Francisco if you wanted to I mean, it doesn't really make sense either way no But that it's funny watching opi get upset. Yeah, cuz opi's one rule is like let's keep this rated G guys I'm trying to get a gig Want to get a gig on broadcast medium, and I don't need somebody like cork soccer It's loud as possible the base of the Gavards, but if anyone wonders why they moved this from the upstairs of get party

Yeah, it's a basement. Can you guys get below the toilets? That's just like man. We used to have a lot of customers on Tuesday What shit? Oh? The obnoxious asshole with a microphone and screams and I've already walked in the waiters all fucking revved up So they're calling people quack suck Great plan where they used to broadcast from because I've been to gabards. I Listen, I'm not proud of this. I've been together They used to broadcast from is right in The front where anyone coming into the place has to walk past them to get into the place and if it's nice outside

The windows are open and they're yelling and screaming. They're in the way of the pinball machines. Fuck that. Yeah. That's not cool. Oh, that's strike. Oh, that's three strikes in one right there. Everyone knows it's 10 strikes and you're out as a great steel Panther taught us. All right. So now they're going to start teasing Rod a little bit. Well, all right. Well, we're gonna start teasing Ron a little bit We're glad to see you Ronnie Okay, Ron that's enough for you lol. JK. JK. Lol. It's. Wow. You almost got us there. We almost thought you were going to kick Ron off the show, but no, he's going to stay on the show. I didn't listen to a lot of Opie and Anthony,

but I've heard that like that was Opie's deal a lot, right? Like he would set up the bits, but he was also the guy that would try to get the show back on track, right? Of course. Yeah. Yep. Steer the ship. Yeah. So I mean, this is better than him sitting on his, you know, in front of his pane glass window with the ring light and stuff in my opinion. At least something's happening here.

I can watch. Define better. I'm paying more attention to it and not thinking about putting a gun in my mouth. All right. Jody, you're just looking for rats. Yeah, right, you're having too much fun looking through the pipes and trying to understand where the shitter is

Upstairs, I feel like there should be warnings for mesothelioma and the doors to get I'm playing clips that I thought were interesting from the show and it's so boring that Jody B is trying to figure out how the plumbing works He's just like well, I'm seeing none of this of this plumbing. I can come to some conclusions here, guys. Yeah, it's in my blood. That's a three eighths pipe right there. Maybe that was definitely not regulation. I could tell you that. Well, hold on. We're going to get back to the fun right here because Ron is talking about how, you know, big news. Trump was out pitching Tesla's very embarrassing moment where he's out there shilling Teslas for his buddy, Elon Musk. And so Ron's talking all about that. And Matt, he just has instincts. Now I know he owns two bars and that's like his main profession, but he has these instincts

as a broadcaster. And I understand why Opie has gravitated towards him and brought him in as co-host. He wrote a hundred million dollar check and the next day they're doing a little Tesla thing. I don't know. I don't give a shit. I don't care. I don't care. I just like buying the funny stuff.

So Rod's going on and on about this thing. There's news, people are talking about it and Matt goes, I don't give a shit. Thanks, Matt. Thanks, Matt. These are shutting down the news. You know what? So rod's going on and on about this thing. There's news people are talking about it and mad girls. I don't give a shit Thanks, man. Yeah. Thanks man. Thanks for shutting down that conversation. I guess we won't be talking about that anymore chris I don't I can't remember a time that i've given you

Serious notes after a show. We've definitely talked about things that we both can be doing better If you ever if I ever brought up a subject you don't care we'd have a conversation after the show I'll see myself I don't care you know get Jimmy's panel and beat your ass with it that's an act of violence like all right well then let's see if Suddary John was on cameo today though. I don't give a shit All right, so now Ron is retarded run the waiter like he comes across as like a low IQ individual And then he opens his mouth improves it sure so lower IQ and yeah, you're just like I thought he would be smarter than that Wow, I'm actually taking it back. But here's some Tesla talk and

Ron is confused about how Battery cars have always been considered green the symbolism if you see somebody in a Tesla truck You immediately think oh, he's a magna supporter. He's a Trump supporter He has a red MAGA hat. And then your listener, who is very insightful, said, actually, that's not true. Initially Tesla's were the sort of like the hippie Democrats. I was at a brilliant point. I didn't think of that.

That's an obvious point. Well, I didn't know initially Tesla was sort of more like hippie Democrats. Yeah, it certainly was. Of course. I didn't know that. Electric cars were all, the left were buying the electric cars to save the environment, blah, blah, blah. Remember when we flipped that shit and now it's like the people that are buying the electric cars.

Nothing makes sense anymore. But so. And by the way, let me just jump in here for a second. If you really want to save the environment, what should you do as far as cars go? What? Don't drive them Matt once again useless as a co-host so Ron didn't know that Tesla was loved by people on the left for a long time because his battery instead of gas fuel and then obviously people don't like people used to like him to like him anymore and

Opie rightfully so goes how the fuck do you think that's never been brought up before like everyone knows that and then I'll be like I would change the subject forget about battery cars. Matt. What do you think we should do to save the environment? Asking me. Yeah, why do you think Matt knows anything? What are we talking about? Matt is so worthless on this show. And to be worthless with Opie as the other host is difficult to do. That's painful. You have to be pretty bad at your job. All right, let's find out.

We're trying to bring on guest number three to the show. Start off by asking Opie what he's drinking, what beer are you drinking, Ope? And then yours is from? I don't know Sierra Nevada which is brewed in Asheville is it South Carolina North Carolina I was close actually Sierra Nevada is an amazing place oh no it's an amazing place Scott Arsenal Scott Arsenal from the private Facebook The only person that talks more than Ron the waiter it's Scott Arsenal everybody So here comes another asshole yep, who's hanging out there just to get a little time on the stream.

And Opie's already letting the audience know that this guy sucks. It's a great way to bring out a guest. Oh, this guy doesn't stop fucking talking. Great. Yeah, let's bring on this jerk off. Cool. It's good for a broadcast. If you did like Ron the waiter. Yeah, they don't they don't delete Ron the waiter. He stays out. Now there's four retards all talking and This is the point that I think Anthony was making out his show

I someone was talking about this it might have actually been Drew Lane now They think about it, but someone was talking about the fact that Opie's constantly bragging. He discovered Anthony He discovered Jim Norton. They open hit the show was all because of him. It was his brainchild He found a guy who's a blue-collar guy and brought him on the radio because he knew radio guys are too polished and too pro. So he had that foresight and figured it all out. He really thinks he can make stars out of these retards? You think that's what he's doing? This is like his new talent. America's Got Talent or whatever.

It's gotta be. He's got talent and he just brings the drunks down from upstairs and he's like, this guy's a wicked fucking pool player It's gotta be because why would run the waiter Still be on this show all the time. I Would have realized the first time he's on the show like okay, right? I don't need you here Please don't show up anymore. I'd say more politely than that. I'd be like, yeah, we'll go there on Tuesdays anymore He's like loud and obnoxious so I get where he could be like a character, but you got

to know how to direct that. Like you have to set him up and let him do the thing or otherwise you just got a crazy person talking over your shoulder the whole time. Right. So if he's going to come on and yell cocksucker over again, like, Oh, we just shutting it down, but you're not taking full advantage of what you got here. It's not helping. It's like if Howard had Beetlejuice on and build you starts telling a story and Howard was like no that's something that would happen Beetle shut up You're telling you're telling a tale that definitely did not happen at all All right, so Ron the waiter now is talking about

gay homo beer Like a gay homo beer Shane Gillis did a bad Commercial where you know, you know what a trickle camera and they count it down and when they get to one the camera trying to make commercials over now it's coming back because of Guys like that. Yeah. Okay, so. Mm-hmm.

Go ahead, Jonah. I have a comment about gay homo beer because if I'm not mistaken, he's drinking Sierra Nevada, which means it's an IPA. The IPA tastes like potpourri water, and if you drink it, you're a fucking homo. Wow, that's a hot take right there. That take might be a little bit too hot for even

WATP I don't know what the other comments are gonna respond Something like that you enjoy the taste of IPA. I assume you enjoy the taste of cock. I actually hate IPA's sure you do So you might be on to something But so Opie just said that Listen Bud Lights no longer the gay homo beer because Shane Gillis did a TV commercial with Post Malone and so therefore it's not gay anymore. Okay. Sound logic right there. But right after explaining that, he says this.

Why are you influenced by a commercial? You either like your beer or you don't like your beer, right? Amen, brother. Right? You tell it like it is. Well, I think that's how it should be in the end. You know what? I'm drinking your beer. You don't like your beer. Amen brother, right? You tell it like it is You know what I'm drinking my beer Oh boy Opie was the one who was tricked into thinking Bud Light is good by a TV commercial just a second ago He goes, oh no, the TV commercials told me that it's not gay anymore because Shane Gillis is cool

And then he goes, why does anyone look at TV commercials and decide what beer they should be drinking? I don't know. Why did you do that? Hopey? It's a great question. Yeah. He just didn't want to be caught drinking one in public. He's like, no, no, no, put it in a glass. I don't need a can. I don't need anybody sending me ugly emails about how gay I am. It really did become a huge phenomenon a year ago where nobody would be caught drinking a Bud Light. Not me. I was buying it in bulk cause it was on sale. They couldn't give it away. Right. I'd like seltzer.

I was taking it two or three steps further. I go, yeah, I'm all the way gay. If it's buy one, get one on 12 packs. Let's go. But you were pouring it into a glass, right? Yeah. And then right into my asshole. Right. You gotta get a solo cup or something to make it seem like a drink and bush or bush light What's the what's the go-to drink where you're from Jody? So? Modelo is pretty high

That's number one in the US right now. I tell you what I like because I'm too cheap to buy coolers Yeah, I drink keystone keys down the same place. It's like the bush of course right? Yeah. Oh my gosh when I was poor Keystone light 12- pack 499. Yeah Carl I buy these at the Dollar General you get eight pints for seven dollars I mean you have to drink he's telling me here. I am buying good beer like a sucker Yeah, Tommy, what were you thinking? So last night I cracked one open and it got stormy here and shit and I decided to go to bed I had half a can and I just said I don't feel like drinking this anymore and because it's only a dollar I just poured it out Keystone down the drain over here in my little slice of heaven. I

Love that that was like a big achievement for Joey's like I I finally made him I'm gonna call my mom let her know yes I just I drink half a beer didn't give a shit this isn't even for my homies all right I wouldn't clip on here because I know what you're thinking what does Ron bring to the table does he do anything and the answer is yes of course Cocaine he's got a nope You can't afford cocaine. He's got a he's got a big joke that we're gonna add down here That's why they keep them around. That's why they keep them around right there. Good job Ron.

I didn't see you laughing over there. Do you not hear it? I'm laughing on the inside. He's losing your mind on the inside. It's like, I'm sure. Is it called the Boo Collar Comedy tour with Ron wide holding it down. I get like the boo collar. I can go on with that. You're welcome. 10%. Jody, you know, this show, I do, you know what happens on this show.

We're winding down and things are coming to a close. Is this the part where everybody calls you gay in the comment section? Yes. But more importantly, it's time to play a game Cardiff is innocent another edition of two minutes with Tom and Man, I was embarrassed on Wednesday. I said there's no way it's number three and then it was number three I heard it that was a half court press dude. That was rough. I need to rebound. I need to rebound from that It's time for two minutes with Tom Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready?

To find the bomb on two minutes with Tom. Oh, hello. Give it up for Tom Meyer! Tom Meyer! Hello! I get a lot of people coming up to me now because I've been doing comedy so long my friends come up to me and they say hey Tom man you're internet famous that's great Mike don't use that term internet famous I don't like that you know who else is internet famous

What did Tom say next? What were your choices number one a talentless fat ass with a sex tape But enough about Trump Be the double rainbow guy all the way Next everybody on the sex offender register For my good friend Tom from myspace On the sex offender register For my good friend Tom from myspace and

Lastly the gangnam style guy Not the rapper, but the supreme leader of North Korea Two minutes Wow, all right. This is a tough one. I'm not sure where to go. I think it's number four. My good friend, Tom from MySpace. That's not bad. Jody, what do you think? I'm gonna go with a or number one. Only because if this was any in the last 10 years, he's had such a hard on for Donald Trump, I would assume he would try to turn it into some kind of a shot. a hard on for Donald Trump, I would assume he would try to turn it into some kind of a shot.

Producer Chris? Same. Same. All right. Let's go. I get a lot of people coming up to me now because I've been doing comedy so long my friends come up me and they say friends Famous that's great. I don't use that term internet fans. I don't like that You know who else is internet famous? Everybody on the sex offenders register I thought of that one too, but next screwed me so hard on Wednesday. I didn't want to fall for it again. Damn it, Kurt, if you got us on this one. Sex offender humor.

Tom Myers, you might have found your lane. They are the OG of internet famous. Okay. I'm actually from this area. Despite the travel all over the country, I'm from the Baltimore area. You gotta love, uh, gotta love the Baltimore area. This episode has been brought to you by acrimaniac.com. Promo code cum. Promo code cum is the best promo code.

That's a fact, Jack. acrimaniac.com. Promo code cum. Lies. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, I don't know if they'd be internet famous. They're definitely neighborhood famous notorious when you had to go around passing out your flyers. The joke doesn't make any sense. Yeah, is the problem that the Tom MySpace would make more sense. But that's why Cardiff is funnier. And everyone actually is funnier. He's learning how to speak Tom Myers is actually kind of fascinating. No, actually, I agree with you. He does a phenomenal job with that. And I take it for granted because when I said, Hey, you should do a

game with Frenchie Hanna. She you never know how she's gonna add a sentence. It's crazy. He goes, I don't speak Frenchie. So he had to learn how to speak Tom Myers in order to pull that off. And it's very well done. He's like a C three PO. Yes. He could translate 6 million cracks hacks and losers. Jody, thank you so much for coming on today. Of course, you come to us from the Po Boys podcast. How long have you been doing Po Boys now? Eight years. About as long as we've been doing this thing. Yeah, I do it a lot less consistently and get paid a lot less for it, Carl. So I do it in my spare time and it's a it's a labor of love. So I enjoy doing that. My

show, you can Google search Po boys podcast if you want to find That I also co-host now permanently on shitty song of the week we can come by and check that out We have a music competition where we Basically pretend to be lawyers, and we have a little battle to say well this song is worse than this song And then we have a vote and in spite of March madness. You know the end of the year. We put them all down to a tournament style Competition to determine the the end of the year, we put them all down to a tournament style competition to determine the s**tty song of the year. So we have a real good time doing that. And Lucy tight box will be featured on the next episode. Matter of fact, I have participated in those finals. I think at least once, if not twice.

Yeah. We stopped asking you when you started doing podcasts like every day, cause I figured you got better things to do than come and get tortured for three hours. That's sweet of you. I try to do than come and get tortured for that sweet of you I I try to make time for my friends, but Judy what have we done today? We've done it all we talked about exploring desires by the locked cuck We talked about scorch and his business venture Wrapped win a bag always very excited about of course Kevin Brennan losing his mind

still OP radio trying to invent himself trying to know the show going I Didn't win two minutes with tops. You know what that means type for everyone's favorite part of the show show. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. This is the part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Horty's Podcast Programming Note. The next episode is our midweek show on Wednesday, 530 Eastern Time. Anyone can watch it live on YouTube. It's available there.

Adam Bush will not be our co-host. We will have Trucker Andy on the show and producer Chris will be here of course and we'll be checking out the show. Now I don't know you haven't do you have any experience being on camera at all? I'm doing podcast. But not like on camera like you. I'm kidding. Okay. Let's reframe this a little bit. Like, most of your journey has been a mental health journey. So what you're describing is like, there's kind of imbalance and there's been some trauma,

obviously, there's some drug abuse and addiction stuff and a little dose of narcissism thrown in. Oh, for sure. And then you get these modern tools like YouTube and MySpace and Twitch and streaming and all the social media stuff. And it's a fascinating cocktail. But the thing I wanna just bring out

is that I also really admire you and have gotten to really kind of know you in watching your videos and reading about you and preparing for this interview, how just unabashedly raw you are about sharing your ups and downs. And I feel like that has been so helpful to really millions of people that have followed your journey.

You get a lot of backlash, of course. The hilarious Rain rain Wilson ever watched who doesn't love from the office rain Wilson. He has a show called soul boom with rain. Wilson is guest on this episode was Trisha Paytas. There's a suggestion that came in from Timothy McD. Thank you, Timothy for this recommendation. We'll be checking out rain. Wilson's podcast. You guys have fun with that. Miss piggy in real life no thanks oh boy she is just say he admired her he sure did and he used so many words there I had someone on I was trying to like figure out why I was happy that they were a guest I was too fucked me on camera yes I know they go into the whole thing about how she was,

what she calls an escort. It's a fun way to say it. Sure. I was a stripper in an escort. Very classy. Very demure. Very proud of you. All right, producer Chris has an heart out.

We're gonna listen to some voicemails, but I wanna let you get after it. I know you got shit going on. Cool. Let's do the news before the voicemails all right so stay for the news baby we'll hit some news and then we'll be back with voicemails right after this internet news with Jenny Jingles from patreon junkie shares Neil Gaiman is the man give me that booty Larry Lebowski is suspicious I'm convinced Lucy is pushing

her vocal fry. It's becoming unbearable. The negative creep is incredulous. Oh, Andy's the negative creep now, huh? But trucker Andy clarifies. Just when Carl Nyssa's shoehorn Nirvana references, SSD makes a good point. Every week I'm a little more impressed by Cardiff's ability to write many terrible punchlines in someone else's voice.

Patrick Everett may have an agenda. Great episode. Only criticism would be thatett may have an agenda. Great episode. Only criticism would be that it could have had more Zayn. But overall very good. Andreas Wang. If Carl wanted to see Stuttering John do stand up without interfering with his show, all he'd need to do is shave his beard and put on a hat. There's no way SJ is bright enough to see through that disguise.

Even if Carl was to yell, just do it, right up in his face. Chris Onion might be a genius. Or go the other way, all the Carl heads dress up as Carl, then John won't know if the real Carl is there or not. D-Lux outdoes SJ himself with, John just flew in from California, and boy are his arms tired. From Reddit, Alexander Crumulant wags his finger. Carl's worst crime? He made me feel sorry for Ethan Klein, and that is unforgivable. Reddit loves free speech mistakenly gripes. These two guys who recorded the Stut Joe show in Florida might be the most insufferable

guests in the history of the podcast. Long Iron 6 gets it. Come on man, they were just normal bros. They rode in the legendary Mercedes. Mass casualty ads. It seems like they had a good time and were excited to be on the show. Abnoxious Ab drives it home with. It was just a couple of guys who actually rode with that scum in his car, then spent hours with him in true barfly form.

They served the dabble verse and brought what no one has. It was another aspect that was fun to hear about. You're far too emotional about these simple lolcows. Remote for life? Hard disagree. Just regular guys answering questions. Some of you will complain about anyone that speaks on this show. Dr. Frankfurter's cat pleads for reason. Calm Calm your tits bro. Ad complex is concerned. Do you need a hug? And from YouTube, Drew-I9E suggests a rebrand. The Opie and Talking About Anthony show. Mark it fresh writes. That athlete analogy is so very on the money. Anthony never stopped sparring. Never let his skill drop. Opie almost acts like he's forced to do his show, like he's stuck in some sort of contract that he can't escape.

Not a single ounce of joy from it, but this is what the people need, right? Maaaan! At her angle, this dude doesn't understand he is the luckiest person in the history of broadcasting. He won the fucking lottery meeting, Kumia. Chau in 1115 takes it further. Opie has a lucky version of Scorch. They have the same level of talent. Difference is, Opie stumbled into Ant, and Marcelo Capone plays us out with, call me a fruit.

But it warmed my heart seeing Anthony smile. I'm super happy for him. Get off the screen, producer Chris's camera. Oh, it's just me and Jody now. Hey buddy. What's up man? It's kind of funny like the having Opie actually doing some kind of a show again with like participants and other people versus the

I've made a tweet about it like Kopi his latest venture is the copester. Yes This is tough I don't I don't even know how to take this in because he has no leg to stand on and he's acting like He doesn't care, but he can't stop saying he doesn't care Yeah, he keeps saying I don't I won't even talk about Anthony unless you guys separate You know you guys stop bringing him up watch I won't even talk about it's like more you can just never show those comments on the screen I get I mean Jodie I can't imagine you've been on so many podcasts and stuff There are so many things people talk about the chat that you just simply ignore

Yeah, I don't even look at it. I'm so easily distracted that I cannot look at chats or comments or anything when I'm doing this or I will not pay attention. So it's like, I feel bad for these people that berate themselves with insults and Kevin Brennan, we watched it earlier. He just kept firing his shit back up with one comment from Anthony. Yep. Just seething. It's like a smelling salt. Like he was just taking the lid off and going, ah, forget about it. And then 10 minutes later go, I want to get mad again. Hold on. Well, I do love the fact that

Opie is trying something. He's been trying this Gephard thing for a while and it's so similar to what Scorch is doing in so many ways just random Nobodies who he gets to have help him out and yet somehow scorch is doing it more professionally Has somebody put gab hearts on the dive bar finder? Yeah We probably should let's see if you're fun little I bet metal invest in that. What is like 200 bucks a year for the The take up a donation and do it anonymously level yeah right I just don't happen that Geb Hartz applied to be on the thing and they would show up I'm sure I'll chip in for that all right let's

listen to some voicemails if you want to call into the show who are these calm oh I should remind people again that we have dabble house coming up double con dot live is where you wanna go. We're gonna be doing who are these podcasts live from the Dabble House in Florida with all of the crew from who are these podcasts as well as all of the Uncle Rico crew. And we're gonna have a film festival contest

if you want to participate in that. DabbleFilmFest at gmail.com. Make it four minutes or less The theme is John's return to the devil verse or if you have something else funny that you want to do feel free like I think about the baloney factory videos where they incorporate aquatine hunger for a lot of talent floating around the devil verse Carl Yeah, there was when I was watching John talking to

was when I was watching John talking to Mammy when he was giving her the tour of the house, I was thinking about Carl from Aqua Teen. Because the conversation those two were having, I'm like, oh, this could be a scene perfectly for that at Bologna Factory. I miss those cartoons, man. I haven't seen it in a while. It's been a while. So anyway, yeah, we're doing a viewer film festival and learn more about everything at dabble con dot live. I'm curious about the dabble house thing. Like are you okay? I have a couple questions and I want to get them out. Sure. So is it like a 24 hour live stream like big brother or is it just going to be we're hanging out here and doing turning

the cameras on throughout the day, also with like doing shows. The latter. I don't think we have a planned 24 hour stream. So it's not like fishbowl or fish tank or in the shoes where there people are just gonna be spying on you the whole day. No, it's not gonna be like we're showing multiple rooms and what's going on. It's gonna be closer to what I've done in the past

with Chrissy Mayer's content houses. Where we'll have a setup going on and we'll be on YouTube. It'll be live on YouTube throughout the weekend. People will be coming in and out and chatting and we're definitely gonna do some excursions too. I know we're gonna do a meetup. I think we're gonna do a meetup Thursday night in Cave Coral. So if you're in that area, if you want to travel to that area, Stevie tomatoes Possible More info to come on that but yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun Everyone's gonna be hanging out in this big house that we got it sounds very interesting and just the collection of people

I bet you're gonna have a lot of fun man. That sounds great JT will be watching Lucy's room. Yeah, that one will cost you double JT It's actually a really good idea cost you double JT. That's actually a really good idea. Can I go back and tell that that super secret discord group that I'm a part of the, all his plans now, and you're going to get an influx of people begging for that Lucy tight box live stream. Forget about the room. What about just her bathroom? Yeah. Or the toilet. Just this has gone too far. Let's see what the voicemailers are saying. Who are these.com is we can get our voicemail number, call into the show. Listen, I'm not on his

side or anything, but you just said John suns Cooter and laughed your ass off. You can't say you don't talk about his kids anymore. I can't let you do that. Don't call me back. Yes. There was a super chatter. His name was Johnson's Cooter, which I didn't let you do that. Don't call me back. Yes, there was a super chatter. His name was Johnson's cooter Which I didn't let my ass up. I did giggle at I did enjoy that Call deluxe on his on John's political show He looks like to me. He's doing coke. He keeps touching his nose. He looks like he's got the drip going Just his face looks weird. I would take a look the man might have been doing some lines before the show Oh, I wouldn't doubt it only if somebody gifted him cocaine. It's very expensive

He's not well, it's Florida might be a little less expensive But just sniffing crank or some other shit. Yeah, who knows? It's shown ease Mixing up dive bars, but yes. Yeah boner guy 69 Go bills This week I've got some calls to action because I always worked out really well for me The first one is what I want to hear when these horrible horrible stand-up shows that John is doing with the god-awful call and response,

I just want to hear somebody in the audience just say, stutter you piece of shit. That would be fabulous, I think. It's very funny. And another one is to just simply download Anthony Kumier's W-A-B-C radio show as a podcast on your favorite podcast app, because that'll piss opi off and we always enjoy doing that, don't we? And vote for Carla at the creep off.com obviously.

Bye. Thank you, Boner Guy. I agree with everything you just said. How about this? My father is so cheap. How cheap is he? I love the idea of someone yelling stutter you piece of shit as like the new It's like the new primus sucks You know, it's the thing that you yell out when you go to the show You have to lean into it to make it worth his while but yeah, absolutely Yeah, I think I thought of a punchline to that how cheap is he?

He got me circumcised because he wanted to keep the tip Oh that actually is way better than anything John came up with. Thank you. Buying diet soda. It comes in a pink hair. I am sorry. I don't think they make jab anymore. I think it's over, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. What am I a hack? Hack. Hacky. What a hack. John's stand up is so bad. It's such a, so many hack jokes. All right. Moving on. Hey, producer Chris K.F.T. here.

So the whole eating the deer heart thing, I've been a deer hunter for a couple of years now and that's never done that. It's kind of gay. But Woke Dad joined our hunt trip recently and sucked five like dicks. Um, so that, you know, that's an ignition Asian itself into the world of, uh, uh, to your hunting. So yeah, except five, five dicks in the woods, that's definitely the way to do it. So, all right, have fun. Uh, Carl, don't call me. How many dicks is too many dicks to suck? I know this gets brought up a lot, Jody. I figured I'll let you weigh in. I mean like one, if if you if you're not a kind of person who enjoys

There's been one in the five is negligible. Yeah, sure how big your mouth That's probably to me. I don't know that if someone's just like man I just sucked some guys dick off in the woods and another guy goes I just sucked five guys dick so the words I don't know I'd feel differently about those two people much a one uppers. I think I'd feel the same I would tell him that you gotta fuck the deer. I'd be like, no, no, no, totally. You don't eat the heart, you fuck it. That's how you join the Hunters Club.

It's the initiation that we do. Make sure you kill that thing right in front of a game cam so I can show your grandpa. What am I, a Freemason now? This seems like it's way too much work to me. I'm in the Skull and Antlers Club. We're with you, right? It's too much.

All right. This is, oh, thoughts on Christian Blatt got our friend Frenchy Hanna to give a tribute to us for episode 600. Sure. This guy has thoughts on that. Hey Carl, I'm a few episodes behind, but I want to go on record regarding Christian Blatt's tyrannical treatment of Frenchy Hanna for his episode 600 tribute video I

Haven't seen the tranny boy that severely since Nick Nolte and Q&A And I know you haven't seen the movie but right now there are five guys laughing hysterically and Christian Blatt is one of them. All right haven't seen the movie, but right now there are five guys laughing hysterically and Christian Blatt is one of them. All right. Take your word for that. It's funny because Christian might be one of the nicest people I've ever met. Yes.

Just speaking to him, he's very candid and very sweet. And so just the idea of him being like a complete dictated asshole behind the scenes is pretty goddamn funny. We should probably get a camera crew in there next time he tries to do something like this. Just butch Christian black, slapping people in the dicks to make sure they're wearing their cups. Hey Carl, I just need to clarify from last weekend. Um, one of your super chats,

it's pronounced. Love you. love the show. Linga linga. Thank you very much for calling. I appreciate it, buddy. Oh, this is going way back. Jody, I think you'll appreciate this one. I am practicing.

I'm sifting through my email with Apple's bullshit new email system. And who do I see I got an email from but deep discount.com thank you deep discount thank you deep discount oh man that is a throwback jam Carl that was our first sponsor ever on this show deep disc I didn't know they were still around deep discount.com that That's bad. I remember talking to Kevin. Yeah, that's fantastic. This has a deep has a deep pull for deep. Love it. Our gay friend from Detroit calls in.

Hey, Carl co-host and boost to Chris, especially TTC woke Bay out of Detroit. I'm the one who gave you the bag passes. The gay man who everybody loves. Um, just wanted to chime in and say that I was listening to that financial part of your podcast in the last episode with the Mormon man and my gaydar is flying off the fucking handle. It's flying off the handle so much I actually had to call in to say something. I feel like I'm an expert in this topic and that man is gay. That man is very gay.

Soon as he said, well I was from the Navy as a defense, I knew he was gay. Because anyone who uses the Navy as a defense is even gayer than anyone who doesn't. The Navy's gay. I was in the Navy. Anyways, have a great day. Well, there you have it. Make some solid points to me.

Dude, that was a very funny episode of a financial audit, Killed Hammer. I love those clips. Like, I don't watch the whole shows. I've only ever seen the clips, but it's just hysterical I don't know how he finds people to come on the show and embarrass themselves like that Yeah, like at a certain point they're asking for it, right? Of course, they know what's gonna happen when you get in there and you try that shit

He's gonna say one little thing that's gonna wreck your whole thought process and they're gonna look stupid If I had a credit card statement full of only fans charges. I'm not going on this show It's ridiculous Hiding from my wife. I had to pretend my friend was using sure for all your gay only fans subscriptions All right, this is a Clarification on why John's shitty joke sucked Hey, what's up? I just listened to you guys breaking down stuttering John's shitty joke sucked. Hey, what's up? I was just listening to you guys breaking down Stuttering John's book of performance and you guys missed something that is driving me fucking

crazy. The joke he makes about being Portuguese and Danish. He says that he steals clogs. You guys missed it. Clogs aren't Danish. They're Dutch. Stuttering John doesn't know a fucking thing about being Danish except that they apparently they yell school when they drink. That's all he apparently knows about his own heritage is what they do when they fucking drink. He can't even get a joke right about it. Come on guys. How'd you miss that one? All right. Thank you. All right. I will say yeah. Wooden shoes. Everyone knows is a Dutch thing. I did do some research into this. I thought it was stupid too, but there are definitely clogs can be a Danish thing too.

It's not just the Dutch. You have clogs. Yeah. That'll be a literal cunt. There's a, there's a lot of, uh, Europeans who have had clogs over the years and Warren that's stuttering sex pass says, thanks for the plug. Settling Sexpass just dropped the latest WATP covering Settling John, the 2024 edition. I believe it's over 11 hours long on YouTube. It's amazing work, man.

He's done OP, he did Patrick Michael, and it was fun to listen to the whole series. It's like watching Roots, dude. It really is awesome. I love that he compiles that He compiles on that for us and gets people into the show and into the devil verse. So I appreciate that very much. Thank you. Doing the Lord's work. Gary and San Diego. I love him. I, there's nothing Gary can say or do that would give me to not love him, but he is testing me He's testing my patience. Joe

It took a while for me for him to grow on me and what I love more than Gary is like Terry from Colorado or right? Yeah the other Aries San Bernardino like I remember the one of the first times to key was on Somebody did an impression and two keys laugh like the like the high pitched one where he's off my gun. Can't help himself. Rock was just really losing his mind. It almost fucking killed me just cause it was such a good wall. Hi, I'm just going to check on Sandra down in the ice box downstairs. It's fucking great. All right. But he's, he's really testing me because he knows

There's a 45 second rule on the show. Yeah, leave us a voice ma'am If you can keep it under 40 seconds great if it's got to be four to seconds, that's still okay When you start going over it better be really good stuff and Gary's getting real loose with the rules Hey Carl Well, you remember John was going to run for Senate. What ever happened to that? There's an opening in Florida. Rubio is not a Secretary of State. It's true. Why hasn't John put his name on the ballot? Well I did some investigating. Here's what I come up with. Number one, it costs about $6,000 to put your name on the ballot.

And I think John's broke. He didn't have any money. He didn't have an extra $6,000 sitting around where he can get himself on the ballot. Maybe the Democratic Party will put him on the ballot? I don't think so. What about that evil lawyer, Vince? He's a benefactor of John. Will he put him on the ballot?

I don't think so. What about some of the other friends? The Army Major, he's big in Democratic circles. He's raising his own money. Will he put him on the ballot? No, he's running for commerce. I don't think so. I mean, what, what are we doing here?

Gary? Anybody that will put John on the ballot? No, maybe a GoFundMe page. That'd be great. I will. GoFundMe page. I'd give him $6,000. Put it up for a week or two, too much money shows up to put stuttering John on the

ballot. Well, should we start a GoFundMe? Carl? I will give no more than 30 or 40 bucks. It keeps going out of that. So you know how like when the fat chick gets elected prom queen? Oh yes. And then they pour pig blood on her?

We got to give, we got to give Gary from San Diego the flowers for thinking this up, but he said all you got to have is 6,000 and you can put somebody's name on the ballot. Okay. What if, I mean, I don't know if he would get elected. Maybe Florida people are pretty stupid but like You put him on the ballot anyway. Well, just cuz he moved there doesn't mean that the people there are stupid He's the king of the stupid Alright, so you're thinking we should raise the money to get him on the ballot drops in the bucket for the dabble verse Carl You guys are having big shows in Vegas. You can have some little crowd fun thing and start your own political committee, a PAC for stuttering John. I think

they could make that happen. I would guess no more than 30 or 40 bucks. And that would be maybe from Anthony Kumia because he owes John from the last Senate run. Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. There's an update. John's not on the ballot. Looks like he's not running. Keep on rocking, rock and roll. All right. You too, Gary. Please tighten up these calls, buddy. You know, I love you. Yeah. Stop day drinking, Gary. I don't think he's day drinking. He's got a lot of thoughts. I like it. This is it. That's day drinking. Just got a lot of thoughts. I like it. This is it. That's 6,000 sounds like a lot,

but when you think about how many, at this point, thousands of people are involved with the devil versus some, there's more to it than that. It's not just, that's a 6,000 bucks get out in the balance. There's a lot more. I mean, especially if he's running as a major party representative, the Democrat. I'm telling you right now, the political system in this country is fucking nonsense, because I know that there are celebrity, like, mayors that are like dogs, or 15 year old kids and stuff like that.

Like, you can definitely get him put on a ballot, and he probably wouldn't have anything to say about it. Just not as a Democrat, though, because there would be like a primary that he wouldn't win. Maybe he'd be on the primary ballot, but what's fun is that. I see. He's not going to make it very far. Right. You could get him on the ballot, get some votes. I want him to be a congressperson.

I want him to be a senator. Could you imagine if he was an alderman, like a local county clerk alderman or some shit like that. He was like, pull it up in front of restaurants. Like, Hey, you have a fucking chair. He would be so great for soundbites on the news. Yeah. Everyone be looking for the comment from stuttering. John, congressman, John congressman, Mellendez, please. What, what's your thoughts? Be fucking great.

I think AOC is fucking hot. Yeah, better clam looks delicious trying to sit next to her during the State of the Union. I Hope she goes back to my house for a tour like FKA mammy. Oh Politician John man, it does need to make a comeback. I love that Season here's a comment about the Howard Stern clip We played on this past episode where the one guy on there, John, was like, Oh, I don't have my script in front of me. Hey, Carl Long irons here. I was just listening to the podcast. He played that clip of the Howard Stern show when that cameraman mentioned the script. Howard covered really quickly

and Gary covered really quickly. But if you listen closely, you could hear Robin immediately in the background. Go Jesus. Yeah. Anyway, great clip. Great show. Don't call me back. No, I went back and listened to that cause I was like, Oh, did I miss something? I didn't hear it. I did not hear. I still have it. I could listen. Let's listen to it together. Let's see if that, uh, if you can hear this and combine that with Gary's love of just gabbing. Let's listen to it together. Let's see if that, uh, if you can hear this and combine that with Gary's love of just gabbing, it's, it's unbelievable.

But I zone in, I zone in. I'm sure you do. I do play us some clips, uh, what would give us an idea of what this was. Oh, hang on a second. I don't have the, uh have the script in front of me Oh script, we actually have a script. That's awesome. There is a script. Yeah I'll be sure to get one too. So I can Start this I was watching CBS Sunday morning and I saw this guy. Yeah, I don't hear Robin on there at all Yeah, I did hear it. But I don't think he meant script either

He probably just meant like a list or a sound board or you know, really I think so Surely, you don't think you miss boat. Like if I said I got to get my what did he what? He goes where should we start with these clips you have? Yeah, I got this, you know But not the scrims Right. No, it's a better word. I don't know man. I think that show is scripted for sure. Everything that I hear, it's crazy. So here's my problem with scripted and this is I've heard people that do it well and people that don't so much.

Like the problem with scripting shows is it doesn't sound natural. So it's very easy to detect when somebody is usually reading from a script. Oh because they say like this, Carl, and why also is Stuttering John such a homo? Well, I'm glad that you asked Jody. I have an example of him being a homo on this next clip that I'm about to play. Pause for applause. All right. One more voicemail and we're really going to start some issues here with our listeners.

Hey, Carl. Saturday Listener here. I just tuned into the Wednesday show for once in my life and heard what Wednesday listener had to say about a Saturday listeners. I'm going to say is fuck you man. Who the fuck cares about Adam Bush? Carl's Wednesday shows and all these experimental bullshit things. If you want to actually listen to the real WAPT, it's not Saturdays. Wow. All right. It's the rivalry is getting heated now. Teen Wednesday and Saturday listed. It's the same show guys. It's all the same show. And let it be known across the land. If you listen to the W ATP on Wednesday afternoons, you're a homosexual and that's the bottom line please clap well done Jody

oh I can't I love it so much when I heard that phone call go oh this is that shit this is about to get real fun it's about to get crazy all right Jody thank you so much for being here with us today buddy all right thank you so much for having me you have a fantastic rest of the day, sir. You too. Always good to talk to you, man. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go.

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Okay, bye. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye.

You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. bye bye you stupid fucking blabbelmouth cunt go fuck yourselves have a good week okay folks guess what the episode's over arrrr arrrr arrrr arrrr

okay bye I'm an asshole. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.