Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep614 - The Unplanned Podcast

Episode Date: April 20, 2025

A husband and wife with no personality and very little chemistry host a popular podcast that “dives into genuine conversations” and blah blah blah. How do shows like this catch on?? This specific episode only caught our attention because their guest is Shauna Rae, a 25 year old woman who looks 10 and they have to tap dance around the fact that she’s predator bait.  Christian Bladt and Jenny Jingles join the show to try to figure out why Abby is even on the show. We check out the latest video from Patrick Michael about Mitch Hedberg which was designed to get viewers to tell him he’s dumb in the comments section. Mission accomplished. Pod Meets World had a guest on who they hate and they had it out on the show. Scorch’s business model is even dumber than you think. Opie had his most popular stream of the year but only because Anthony sent thousands of people to watch. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. Christian Bladt - https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You see this is a We just do it kind of show Imagine episode 614 are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize is it gonna be Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining okay by the way for those people that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up cuz cuz a row cuz a row It's showtime. W A T P. W A T P. W A T P. Hello, everyone.

It's the Council of Readers. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcast, the only show that is 100% Clearwater chat free from now on. I'm your host Carl with me this week. A man who's famous friends save his number in their phones as don't answer from the black cast. And who are these broadcasters as Christian Blatt? Hello. Hello. I know that a lot of people were tuning in for a paddocks and to all of them, I say I'm sorry, but it's not my fault. Yeah. Pat oatsates unfortunately had a last minute thing,

so we're getting him rescheduled, and Christian was very generous and kind enough to watch a shitty podcast and prepare for WATP today. You're slotted in right between two hot little league baseball games today. This worked out perfectly. Beautiful. Also with us, the woman best known for her jingles, her jugs, and her

jerk off husband. It's Jen from the jingles department. Hello. Producer Chris is here as well. Hey, this is when we remind people to go to who are these.com. That's where you get our email address, the voicemail number, the link to our subreddit, the link to our discord server, the link to our merchandise, the link to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon and Supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every month. We're slated to do another crossover with the Dick show

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to this show in Vegas. Paul Shea went to high school with Aaron Imholt. And now Paul Shea is the program director and the morning show host at one of the major radio groups in Aaron's hometown. So he has the number one morning show, the job that Aaron wants more than anything Paul has and Paul can't stand Aaron. Oh, we found out that Paul and other coworkers at the radio station watch this little piggy on Fridays. That's gonna be exciting. Because they love us ripping on Aaron Ibbholts. So that'll be a lot of fun.

Looking forward to it. I like him already. So this is one of the shows that Aaron thought it would be funny if they did a live remote from his anniversary show. If you remember, he wanted like, wouldn't it be great if all the shows in the market, so he would have liked this guy Paul Shea to be there. But Paul Shea, it was the best idea ever when he came up with that. He was going to get

radio remotes from three different radio stations coming down to cover the N word chance. That is 10th anniversary show. Anyway, we're going to end the weeds. If you're not familiar with Aaron, him hope, but we encourage our listeners, give us five stars on Apple podcasts and then show ours in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing the unplanned podcast with Matt and Abby. We both listened separately, not discussed it with you as we forehands get into it. The show hosted by Matt and Abby, they have 794,000 subscribers on YouTube, 794,000 subscribers. And the description is unplanned dives in a genuine conversation surrounding relationships and family The show is hosted by high school sweethearts Matt and Abby Howard who live in Phoenix, Arizona with their two boys Now I have a question for you off the bat question. Yes. Why the fuck is this show popular?

Well, I think out of all the things you said, it must be the Phoenix angle. People love podcasts set in Phoenix. That's the only thing that makes sense. Do you have a Ron buzzer on your board or something like that? I got that. It's not even close to the reason why this is popular. I believe it's called unplanned because they didn't plan to have kids and that's how it started. So I think that everybody kind of

looks at them and think there but for the grace of God go I you know if I didn't have a good pullout game I could have been Matt accidentally knocking up abby. Yeah, and Abby I don't know what her role is on the show. But she does nothing she really just absolutely contributes nothing to the show. But the reason why we're watching this today is because actually I picked up on this

from who are the socials this week. There were some clips that were put on TikTok that we were checking out because their guest was Shana Rae. And if you don't know who Shana Rae is, you're not watching enough TLC. Shana Rae is a 25 year old woman who looks like a 10 year old girl

because she had cancer and blah blah blah blah blah. Doesn't matter. Here's a good introduction. Lots of funny reasons why she looks like that. Here's a good introduction to Shana Rae as they do it on their podcast. Planned, we sat down with the 25 year old star of the TLC show, I am Shana am Sean array at just three feet and ten inches tall

Sean is life has been shaped by her battle with pediatric cancer which left her with a rare condition called pituitary Dwarfism the condition significantly stunted her growth as a child and now as a woman she faces discrimination Well, the real thing she faces is that anyone who dates her is a creep? Unless it's Mario Bosco. Right. That would actually make sense somehow. That's a dream couple. That would be perfect because he thinks girls are icky and she's icky. The way he would respond to her would be correct. What are your views on Gamba Ghoul? Christian, I'm going to let you take over. I

know you pulled a bunch of clips. The thing that I wanted to hone in on when we were watching the clips of this, I was blown away by the fact that they act like it's okay to date this woman. And that it's everyone's society's problem that there's guys who are sexually attracted to her. And it's like, no, no, no, that's horrific that there's guys sexually attracted to her as I mentioned with blind Mike She has all the leverage in the relationship Which she's dating a guy because if she dumps him their next girlfriend they have they go to prison for

Yeah, so she's got she's just like you're gonna try to find another legal ten-year-old to fuck good luck See how that works out for you. Oh, man It's okay to find her attractive if you're 10 to 12 13 we'll have to talk about it, but no yeah, but she dates adult men and that is the most baffling thing about Right there. It'd be a lot worse that she was dating children Okay, yes She'd be the creep Dating adults like we had

This poor woman supposed to do I know it's not her fault. I'm just saying it's not her fault She still has her baby teeth. She reminds you of spider-tap lyrics. No, I swear to God. It's so weird off-putting But it's not her fault. My point is The guys that like her should be thrown in prison. That's the point I'm trying to make. Christian, what do you got for us? All right, well, it starts off really well out of the gate. She has an amazing story about her social media.

Welcome to the Unplanned Podcast. Yay! Yay! Thank you so much for being here. And I am gonna pause it right away for the visual audience because we can't ignore the fact that her little boots barely reach over to bend over the chair. So yeah, she's every bit as small as you might think. Thank you for being here. I love how your Instagram bio is. I listened when my mama told me not to grow up.

Yeah. Whose idea was that? Oh, it was mine. I think I was looking for a stupid bio when the show started because I wasn't on social media. I took a whole social media break. And then when the show came out and I was looking, I was like 19, I was like, what do I do?

I'm short. And my mom was like, you listened to me, to Riley or something. Oh yeah, I listened. And then I was just, I listened when my mama told me not to grow up and I was like Mom look at my thing and she's like I like it cool story, bro Yeah, I mean, it's literally a story a 10 year old would tell you oh, yeah I came up with that my mom said this thing and I wrote that down and I showed her that I wrote it down It doesn't help that she has to go. Yeah

I showed her that I wrote it down. Yeah, it doesn't help that she has to go, yay! Well, okay, I gotta play a clip for us real quick. Sure. Unless you have something else to say about that. No, no, no, the only thing I was gonna say, to Chris's point, there's times where she'll say, like, she doesn't say rabbit, she says bunny.

So she, like, talks like a child. So it really doesn't help the overall presentation that she acts like a ten year old. So this is, I I guess what Abby's role is she starts ball washing right out of the gate with Shana Ray Yeah, you could have just kept it at Patty's Wrinkle. She's like no at the real Patty I love how spunky you are. You have to be so resilient and I just like, I don't know, you're just so powerful. Don't patronize me.

I'm glad you said that. Because Abby's just like, oh my gosh, you're so spunky, you're so powerful, which means nothing. Yeah. And this is a three foot 10s insulting. Yeah, a girl weighs 62 pounds, it's so powerful. By the way, I could have done a supercut of abby saying that's so funny.

I have probably four clips that end with her saying that but everything that they say that's complimentary they're leaving off the part, you know in parentheses. It's like for someone so small like why you're really intelligent. You're really outspoken for someone who looks like a 10 year-old well Sean actually brings this up after that compliment and I kind of like that she did this. I don't know if Abby got the message or not.

You're like for every good thing that happens in my life. Like someone's like, oh, like you're so amazing. You're so bright. Like there's also a little bit of discrimination behind it. So you have to build that resilience or that like backbone. Like when your wife called me powerful just now, I guess that was kind of like you said it's patronizing Yeah, just like okay great My next clip builds on that because she wants us to not feel sorry for her She wants us to know that she can do pretty much anything Two people of me and I can get on that counter I can can do all the mics, I can do all the lights,

I can do anything, it's just gonna take me a different avenue and that's what I feel like able people miss concept when it comes to disabled. So before we started, I saw you guys setting up all the cameras and turning on the lights. Do you think it would've gone faster if Shawna helped you guys set up in the studio there because she can do anything you guys can do would have gone funnier.

We had to start streaming sooner. Yeah, she could do anything. She has to have a different avenue, like a ladder on top of a ladder. Yeah. I was it's phone book. Stop coming to her house. But other than that, she could do anything. But other than that, she could do anything. Well, Matt takes this very seriously.

And you're going to see a much better rapport build between those two, which is probably why Abby starts talking a lot less, because she started to think like, does my husband want to? No, no, no, I can't even finish that thought. But she uses, she used earlier, she used an M word. And I did say M as in muh, and he wants to know if it's okay, and just the way that he dances around this word, it's sort of reminiscent

of John saying like, Obama says we can't say the J word anymore, or the R word. Word munchkin, and I don't know if that's like, I've heard from the show before, or is that a word you're supposed to say? So I when it comes to stereotyping words like the M-I-D-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E-G-E- You just say n-word and with midget you could just spell it out Exactly, but the my favorite part of the clip isn't her answer. It's just the way Much can oh my god tonight. Should I not say much? Donuts I don't even know what to call those things anymore So I think that You know you guys have Have have been around and I don't know that much about bourbon

but I think Shauna might know more about bourbon than I do because I believe they start talking about drinking okay, and we want To find out what she likes to drink and I didn't realize that this was a thing one though Was that were you like really looking forward to that because as you know, I think I was and then the pandemic hit. Oh, 21 in quarantine. Okay, so I took shots with my dad. And this is one of the reasons this clip as long as I need to pause that moment that there's there's a lot wrong with her looking like this thing like, hey, I would do shots with

my dad. I don't feel okay about it, but maybe everybody It was a pandemic. All right, it's a different time. That's true I was doing shots of their living room at 11 a.m. With their dad Tons of M words over to my house during the pandemic. That's true What type of what type of shots for you taking with your dad whiskey What's have a whiskey do you like honey whiskey? Okay? Yeah? Cuz you know if you're lining up shot glasses on the bar There's nothing that goes better in a shot glass than honey whiskey. I know just like I'm not a child

What kind of booze you like? I know something sweet Like I like a Zima with a jolly rancher in it. Why what do you guys like? Which he started up by trying to cool like I'm a dough whiskey and it turns out it's that what's that cinnamon one? Oh? Fireball yeah, that's what Mattis used to brag about oh man really into whiskey. I drink fireballs. That's definitely fireball may sound tough Is that a test that I came up with it so quickly? You were trying to smoke me out on that one, but yes, Fireball.

So this is my shortest clip that I have. They talk so much about how smart she is and I couldn't let this one. You're so hard against the book bannings and the segregation of certain things like an LGBT club being. The segregation. So yes, I pulled this clip just to be really mean but to point out the fact that yeah, she's so smart, right? She can't talk so good

unfortunately. Well, she's got her baby teeth. Carl. Come on, cut her a break. Listen, I'm not the one calling her out for mispronouncing a word. I've done it. I don't know. I've already. Yeah. Alright. So so this is, they keep dates around this subject. It comes up early, then it comes up late again, too. They keep talking about, what about the guys who want to date you? Is there something wrong with them? Is that a problem?

And they were like, look, any guy that's interested in you, any person that's interested in you, you have to read into them. Because there's a chance, even at a young age, like they could have a little tingle feeling that it's about your size. So her parents go, just see it out. If there's like guys who want to get with you, there's a chance. There's this tiny little chance that they're actually PDF files. And that's what their preference is. No, no, no. I'd say it's guaranteed. I'm crazy. Oh, yeah. Um, I feel so bad for this woman. She's got so much to look at.

Come back for the next segment. We start talking about OP. I feel bad for the guys too. Okay, how about this? Do you feel bad for Bailyn Dupree? No. Okay. Bailyn Dupree has a TV show on TLC and it's got picked up for the second

season. Would she have a TV show if she didn't have truts? No. Unless you wanted to show those tatas. This woman Shauna Ray has a TV show on TLC. She's very proud of it Would she have a TV show if she was just a half a foot taller? With durable teeth now, what's it called? Is there a short pun in there? It's gotta be right? Oh, no It's just called the the Shauna Ray showers out right there I know I know it's disappointing because TLC usually does come up with some funny one they do for that watch this extremely unnatural edit and

they're Laughing about how predators would be into her. I was like, those are the thoughts that go through my head. What was the conversation like with your mom and your stepdad about dating? I feel like when the conversation happened. There were two edits there where it starts off where they're kind of like laughing a little bit about the kind of guys that would be into her They're just like okay. We can't leave that Let's cut to a serious question and change the mood immediately, but her dad did give her some good advice And I actually date Chris Hansen

And it's probably gonna end up you're probably gonna end up with someone who was your friend for a really really long time and Then they finally decided that they like you. Hmm, and that's gonna be your situation. I was like, well, that's boring That's a very good point. You don't want a guy who the first time they see her goes Oh, I need to get with this Right that one. That's like Adam Kroll talks about the Boy Scout troop and they're like, all right Who wants to take the kids camping this weekend? The guy who shoves his arm up in the air immediately is under arrest You want the guy who's choice he goes I was gonna watch the game on Saturday

fine So I think that the dad's saying no no if you want to date someone Let's make sure they're not trying to be creepy with you for the first like three or four years and then maybe because Pedophiles they can't hold out that long No, just can't so if you give them enough time, you'll feel true years They'll hold out but they can't make it to three, right? So so I'm told Carl So they're talking about this guy who was into her who lives in England and so he I lives in England? And so he I when I was talking to him I was like, look, would you want to be on a television show with me

and go on some dates because like we were kind of interested in each other. And you know, he was like, well, I'm in England. I'm was like, I can get you here if you want to go on some dates. Okay, if you are flying across an ocean to get on dates with a girl who looks like she's 10. I find big when I'm not letting them back into the country. Right. But they're really good friends. Yeah. They're really good friends. They're going to have some dates together. So there's this guy named Dan who I think she was seeing in season one of her

show. Context of the interview. It's, it's clear that that's somebody she dated on camera and it eventually ended because he read the feedback online that called him a pedophile and he didn't appreciate it. Well, and so TLC paid for his therapy. He had to go to see a therapist about it. But the way they talk about it, I think what really happened is he was found out. And TLC was like, oh, we can't have this. We can't have it come out that this guy who was dating Shana Rae then gets arrested for pedophilia.

That would be very bad for us. So this was their approach. Literally being told she can't speak to you because if this goes sour for you, then it's sour for TLC. And you know, I think they just never wanted to attach with the word pedophile. And I told him, I was like, look, if you go out there in the world,

just don't say the word. The minute you say the word is the minute everyone on the internet's going, oh, he said it, he is it. Like. Yeah, yeah, and he's fucking a girl, so she's tatted, but also, yeah, he says the word that's going. Oh, also, he says what he's fucking a girl and she's tatted, but also, yeah, he says the word that's gonna.

Also, he says what he's doing. I'm frankly surprised they didn't give him a show. Right, yeah, that would be interesting. Well, she comes around to having her boyfriend. I didn't know if you were gonna go there next, Carl, but the boyfriend gets to meet her mom, and she talks a little bit about what that meeting is like. It's like basically like, okay, how well are you doing in life? Like, what do you want

from my daughter? Like, I'm like, do you want his bank statement? Basically, his middle name is this. Like, what do you need? She's like, I just, I need to know that he's like stable. I'm like, grandpa already did a background check. And just to quickly put a chaser on that, I think that the reason why mom had so many questions is this revelation. Came into me not knowing who I was. He just found me on Instagram and was like she's pretty. Yeah, that's a problem. The reason why they ask like what do you do for a living? Do you make some money is because they don't want her him posting nudes of her on the dark web Yeah, at least not right away. I mean you could make some money off of creeps with this with this woman I'm guessing that's it. That's a fifth date thing Chris. You got to work up to it

Yeah, the revenge porn doesn't set in right away So yeah, obviously the questions are they don't care so much about like well, do you have a 401k? They want to know okay, you found her on Instagram. Why yeah, why were you looking for her? Why did you find her and think I'm gonna message this girl? So my daughter is not sexually attractive. Sorry shot. I didn't mean to hear that. There's no way to be sexually attracted to my daughter She's a freak show. Why are you here? Thanks, dad They conduct the interview on a playground just to see how distracted

Can we see what kind of van you drive actually don't drive a van okay, that's a good start rough to a good start Let's just Netflix and chill. Have you seen cuties? Oh boy so Let's just Netflix and chill. Have you seen cuties? Oh boy. So the one thing that Abby does is that she does bring up, and I think that you might have had this clip on WETS, but it's important to point out that the boyfriend is actively dating her, but his identity remains secret. You keep your boyfriend's identity private, and I didn't know if it was because of previous bad experience with an ex ex-boyfriend of his wishes or why you chose to navigate it that way honestly

I mean neither one of us care if his face is out there I'm more worried because he has a nice work job She has a play job, but he, well he has a work job. I don't want anything going bad to the job. Yeah. The job knows who I am, they know what I do for my living. They love me. So, where does he work that all these people love the fact that he's dating this girl who looks like she's dead?

Well, also, she purposely misses the point because she's talking about like, yeah, you know, the work might not really like that. He is dating me cause you know, I'm in television. No, no, no, no, that's not, that's not the reason at all. It's not about your job. Right? Yeah. It's like, uh, you know, you might, you might not, uh, you might not like the fact that I'm dating OJ Simpson because you're not a Bill's fan. No, no, that's not really the problem. That's dating OJ Simpson because you're not a Bills fan. No, no, that's not really the problem.

We're afraid he's gonna cut your head off, yeah. There's probably some really fun banter. I'm thinking that Matt could actually go ahead and ditch Abby and they could have a fun show together. This banter, it's not as good as you and Blind Mike Carl, but this is some top notch banter. It's not about looks. You're gonna get old. You're gonna get ugly. You're gonna get grouchy. You're gonna get crotchety

so you have to love that crotchety humor and Crotchety I've never heard the word crotchety before crotchety. It's like an old person. It's like grouchy and like you know kind of I Don't know it just I I just smell mothballs when I think That's great, I don't know how old this guy is but he's never heard the word crotchety in his life But this I like what she's trying to describe it She points out a few things I didn't pull the clips and I want to make fun of her like you do, Christian. You know what, it's okay because my seven-year-old daughter

is really short too, so I'm allowed to make fun of this girl. Okay, perfect. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because there's this group she works with that she's all proud of, this work she does, and she's like, it's democracy something? I was like, Jesus Christ. It's not good.

Maybe the brain stopped growing too. Maybe that's the issue that we're having. Whiskey will stunt your growth. Let's talk about how dumb Matt is real quick, if you don't mind. She's talking about Europe and how things are different in Europe where it's less about violence but they're also more free with their bodies and sexuality and you can drink at a younger age. there aren't as many taboos as there are in the states and for some reason this mad fella has never heard of this

before. They showed a lot of like the body like nude. Wait what do you mean? Like nude like no clothes like shower commercials. And you're up that was a thing? Yeah oh yeah it's very common knowledge like you can go to Italy and see boobs on TV As a very young kid what yeah, I was like you've never seen the movies like we get to see boobs on TV He doesn't know about this who is the dumbest person on the show I'm trying to figure it out Abby's just trying to fool us by not talking. I don't think she might be a candidate, but He's never heard of naked news or something. So then his pea brain pieces together why that would be acceptable in Europe.

Maybe it's more of a celebration there. Like, I know in the Renaissance, you have all these sculptures of naked. I mean, look at like the statue of David, right? That's in Italy, right? I mean, maybe maybe there they celebrate the body more. So it's less taboo. Yeah, it's because of the statue of David. That's what it is. Yeah. I love that this idiot thinks of that as like pornography. He's like, oh, because of the

statue of David. So now they can be topless on Italian television. Right. Got it. Got it. Well, Carl, it's pornography if Matt's ever jerked off to it. So the statue of David apparently applies. Real quick, I want to get into her religion. She talks about her religious beliefs and how she was brought up. And I thought this was fascinating. But I grew up on a very religious aspect like take and choose what you want from each religion, you know, you don't have to just be Christian, you don't have to be Catholic, you don't have to be Muslim, you don't have to be Jewish, you can

be your own person. And that's okay. You don't have to follow religion 100%. That's absolutely not how religion works at all i'm a potluckian that's so ridiculous like i like these three pages from the coran and a dozen or so pages i'll take some of this old testament it's retarded most people take the vegas buffet approach to their spirituality carl And it's not just her. So one of the things that they keep talking about is all these tests that she'll put somebody

through when she's dating them. And she talks about the physical test. And she thinks that the physical test proves one thing to her. I think the rest of us are going to feel that it proves that this person has a problem because they're okay with these things. You've said that a lot. You said there's a physical test. What's the physical test?

So the physical test is when I'm out in public with them and we're being affectionate and you get stares and how you deal with that. Do you get mad and explode, because I don't want that. Do you laugh at it, that's good. Or do you get shy and embarrassed and let go of my hand? That's bad The physical test is like the physical boundaries, you know, okay. Will you hold my hand at the zoo? Can you take me for a piggyback ride? Will you find me in the ball crawl when I get buried?

Are you going to buy me a... You hold my hand at the zoo! Charlie, you were 25, was that what your boyfriends used to do? Oh yeah, all the time. Did you buy me a children's ticket at the zoo? I had watched for everything. Cuddle me, like, or are are you gonna treat me like your child? And the emotional test is going through that emotionally and figuring out, can you handle it? Like, yeah. So it's the question of, can you handle treating me like your girlfriend or treating me like

your child? But the real problem is, I guess, the guys who treat her like both. Right. Also, making out with a chick in a booster chair It's not a good look and I could see why guys be uncomfortable doing that You want to get kicked out of Chuck E Cheese? My god, I'm picturing like when Stewie Griffin is on a date with an adult woman and Yeah, this is what I'm picturing her dates to look like all alright, so this is actually going back to what you're playing This is something else they talk about as far as when people do stare and think like oh that guy's a pedophile That's the thing about the pedophile predator comments like you just have to laugh it off

So silly you think I'm dating a predator just cuz he said to me. Oh god you guys I tainting a predator just because he said to me, Oh God, you guys. Uh, I do like the way she says predator by the way, also. So that goes back to me making fun of the way she says things. Uh, I thought the greatest sting operation idea ever. You get her to set up an only fans account. Okay. Then the FBI gets to search the hard drives of every single person who signs up for holding fans We could be rid of pedophilia now There'll be a problem with understaffing at schools, but we could get rid of pedophilia

With this idea who's with me Christian. I mean, I think it sounds like look I got kids I want them to be safe. I want those people out of the schools. So sign me up Carl Did you hear the part? I don't know if you pulled the clip about how she has to have all of her Boyfriends tested for STDs. Yeah, I have a different part of her relationships But yes, they all need to be tested and I mean it was actually something I hadn't thought about she's like well I'm this little my body is actually very difficult Sorry is very a delicate is the word I'm looking for and yeah, so it's a lot of that But that actually ties directly into...

You could literally fuck her to death, Christian. She's concerned that she's gonna get fucked to death. Well, and that actually ties in. It's almost like we rehearsed this, Carl, because Matt asked a question that ties directly into that, which I hope this is the creepiest thing that's ever come out of his mouth. With a smaller body due to the disability that you have, you probably have to be very careful

if you're sexually active to make sure that you're protected, right? To make sure that, because like you just said, if you were to get pregnant, it could kill you. How do you protect yourself? How do you make sure you like don't end up in a situation where yeah I guess you did I mean you could literally die right yeah well I mean I use contraceptive of course that's number one that I so is Abby this whole it's like about an hour and 15 minutes of them actually talking everything that she says in her head, she's thinking, mm-hmm. Yeah. I gotta be honest, I understand the problem here, because I'm used to coming on the tits,

and if there's no target for me, I'm like, well, I don't know what to do. Shit, I never pulled out. I wasn't wearing socks. What am I gonna do with this? So the, so there's, this? So there's all that and the last clip that I have, actually I have two clips that tie into the interview, I have one more that ties into the interview and then one from the show.

So I don't even have the answer for this, I think this just shows how difficult it is for Matt to tap dance around the fact that this girl looks this way. We're careful with how I ask this question because I respect you so much. Just ask it. You're totally like, I'm so impressed by you just with all the, everything you've faced

and how you've come out on top and how you've been confident and really been, I think you're like a voice for people that are minorities, you're a voice for people that have disabilities. It's really cool to see you do what you've been doing and being on the show on TLC. I guess the question I want to ask is how do you approach this whole dilemma of you're clearly a very smart, very intelligent adult woman, you're 25 years old, so you have the intellect of an adult woman, you have like everything about you is an adult woman, but physically you're on the younger side.

So he clearly didn't hear her say segregation earlier. So clearly very intelligent. Who can isolate what his actual question is? Because he spoke for about 45 seconds and I'm not sure what he actually asked. It was a lot of like, and she's just like, I don't know how to ask this question. She said, well'll just ask it and he can't you know he just can't do it so I think you want to ask how big a vagina is yeah can I see your pussy.

The most number of figures you've had a very good one. He figures. Look I'm going to start with my pinky, obviously. Let's not be crazy here. The last thing I have from this show, it doesn't have to do with her, it has to do with how great these two are at podcasting. Now, Carl, I assume you noticed that there is one person doing all the live reads for this show.

Abby's not involved. And it must be because Matt just looks so natural. Look, if this is an audio only podcast, I don't care that he's doing this. But in the clip that I have, I have a little snippet and he's got like one of the, he's got this arm microphone that we see right now, but he's holding it.

And well, he is not having a natural conversation, which is what they ask for. You can tell he needs to bang out a bunch of Andrews. They have a lot of sponsors on the show. Yes they do. And it always switches to him in a different room, holding onto a mic, looking at his phone. Yeah, this product is fantastic.

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All right. That was a nice alley oop that we just had right there. I have one more clip and they're talking about, so her current boyfriend, they're hiding his identity. Anytime they post on social media, they cover up his face and we don't know what he looks like and she goes, oh, it's because of his job, but his job loves her. So that didn't make a lot of sense. I wasn't sure about that. But then This is an example of everyone knowing what's going on, but no one whining to say it. I Just don't want him to be labeled something and not be my partner forever At this point unless I'm marrying him or spending the rest of my life with him His face isn't gonna be shown because if we break up tomorrow

His face being out there his life is still ruined It's still different, and that's not fair to him She literally just said his life is ruined that correctly yes if you date this girl and break up with her So again the point at the very beginning that you made Carl is she has all the power you can't break up with this girl Because your life will be ruined and they're all just like oh, yeah. Yeah She's like we don't want him to get labeled yeah, what kind of label would that be yeah something funny You know those files that you can't edit real easily The other thing she talked about,

and I thought you had it in one of your clips, so I didn't grab it, but she talks about how, she doesn't like the word midget, because that's a word that harkens back to freak show days. Yeah, that was after she spelled it out, yeah. Yeah, and I went, oh, okay, freak show days. This is a woman who's on TLC. Yeah.

TLC has all the hoarders and animal hoarders, Bailin Dupree. I was looking through the My Strange Addiction people that have been featured on TLC. Oh yeah. You have a woman who eats toilet paper, a woman who eats detergent, a woman who eats her couch cushion.

There's a woman married to a doll. There's a woman who chews dirty diapers. She's like, I don't want to be like a freak show. Yeah. Yeah. You've given up that right as soon as you dirty diapers. She's like, I don't want to be like a freak show. You've given up that right as soon as you sign up for TLC, I would say. Sign up. Good for her. This is their, their guys websites. Get back to unplanned. The boring podcast. That's pop. By the way,

that episode that we were just checking out has four to 80,000 views, which is a lot more than the usual. Usually they get around 100,000, 150,000. So that did very well. If you go to unplannedpodcast.com, this website is weird. So it's a e-commerce site. And the only thing you could do is go to this page or go to the shopping page. And it says shop now. They have sweatshirts that say, what's up, dudes?

This must be something that they say on the show so you've just seen the entire page it just shows the sweatshirt what's up dudes if i go to click on shop feature products oh boy and that's it just a 40 dollar what's up dudes hoodie it's the only thing you can purchase i hope he's like how come i didn't come up with that there's nothing else going on at this website. That's it What's up dudes? What's wrong with these two ATP shop should start selling a $35 hoodie that says what's up dudes just to see if we can eat away at the market here. It's a good call I'm thinking 38 because I'm a little more greedy

What's that crazy there all right well that fun romp, wasn't it Jenny Jingles? I don't know what to say, but now I'm going to watch the show. Oh, you haven't seen her before? I've heard of her before. Yeah, it's a... But I've never watched her show. Until now. Well, she certainly attracts the wrong type of people. I can promise you have never watched that show. I don't know anything about it

Chris goes over to my house one night. I'm turning off the TV. Oh doing research research I Wasn't surprised that blind Mike was familiar with her because I am sure that every week Craig is like are we doing anything with Shana? Ray this week Craig is like are we doing anything with Sean array this week? Craigers Craigophile Alright There's a guy we haven't talked about in a minute that I enjoy very much Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me you don't like my show don't tell me you don't like my show don't

Because that's absurd Patrick Michael we've talked about this he's got a YouTube channel It actually changed names recently from comedy Capone to Crawl Space it's called now. But on this YouTube channel, he does these four to five minute long videos and it's always the name of a comedian problem. And it's because the Chris Delia problem had so many views. He saw this documentary come out, which is an hour long and well researched and interviewing victims and great behind the scenes footage and stuff. And so that's why that and it's fascinating that Chris D'Alia gets away with what he does. And that's why the Chris D'Alia problem is popular. But Patrick Michael, being the

idiot that he is, went, Oh, so in order to get a viral video, all I have to do is put in a popular comedians name and say their problem, and then people will watch it. So he started making all these videos and Andre G emailed me and he said, Patrick Michaels, the comedian's name problem series has jumped the shark. He has now been through the entire roster of comedians in America using this format and is now going after dead comedians. His latest is about Mitch Hedberg. The jokes are so bad and incomprehensible. And it's like he doesn't know he's dead, or maybe that's the joke, or it's just AI written garbage.

Also he talks about how it's changed to crawl space for some reason. Maybe people were finding it, I don't know. I don't know why you keep changing the name of your channel, but that seems to be his MO. So I thought we could watch this one together. You a Mitch Hedberg fan, Christian? Yeah, absolutely.

Me too, big fan. But let's see how he approaches this. Due to the graphic nature of this program, viewer discretion is advised. Alright, so Mitch Hedberg, the man who hates picketing but doesn't know how to show it, broke the world of comedy with his original style and delivery. The man who once ordered French toast in the Renaissance because a restaurant sign told him he could have breakfast anytime bailed on us and left a one-liner sized hole in our comedy hearts. Okay. So, so far we've had two of his one liners,

one I don't even recognize, but I don't know, maybe that's one of his jokes. And then he left a one-liner size hole in our comedy hearts. What don't you get? I don't understand what that means at all. Okay, that's fine. Let's see what else he's got. Mitch Hedberg, the comedic genius known for his surreal one-liners and laid-back

stage presence, had some appearances on Comedy Central and That 70s Show. This comic wasn't looking to write a script though, just like most chefs aren't looking to farm. Look at any shoe horns in a Mitch Hedberg joke. That really doesn't make sense in the context that he's doing it. And also the Mitch Hidberg joke is like when you get really good At comedy they ask you if you want to act That's like asking a chef if he wants to farm The joke works away Mitch does it I thought I was right I did double-check The breakfast anytime french toast in the Renaissance is a Steven Wright joke I did

I think I know every bit of joke. I do not remember that. Classic Patty. And I believe it's on the one big comedy album that Stephen Wright put it. Okay, yes, that makes way more sense. Mitch made a name for himself. But what many people don't know is that Mitch got tired of being funny, like really tired. He was so tired, he went to bed like the Hawk to a girl. He just never came back

Wow She was a battle back to a girl and never came back So you'd think that would mean like he final resting place. Yeah, cuz he did die. Yeah He is a dead comic but no Imagine Mitch in the middle of a set and he just stops telling jokes and starts packing up his bags That's basically what he did leaving our jaws slack with confusion instead of strained with laughter Okay, I gotta back that one up what happened to our jaws These things jaws could even do hold on the set and he just stops telling jokes and starts packing up his bags

That's basically what he did leaving our jaws what he did. Leaving our jaws slack with confusion. Leaving our jaws slacked with confusion. Slack with confusion. How do you have a slack with confusion jaw? Anyone want to demonstrate? Yeah, it goes like this. Oh, there's also a sound that goes with it. Okay. Well that makes a little more sense. Rather than. A slack with confusion instead of strained with laughter. It's a strained with laughter. Yes It's pretty good

All right. Well the jaw expert apparently other The only one of us who talks patty puke water none of us actually understand what he's saying I'm confused by all of this but all right one of my many talents Mitch walked off stage leaving audiences in stitches He just abandoned comedy Mitch was like dude. I'm not by all of this, but alright. One of my many talents. Mitch walked off stage, leaving audiences in stitches. He just abandoned comedy. Mitch was like, dude, I'm not running away from laughter. I'm just running towards not caring about laughter. He's a poet. What?

What's he going for here? I don't know. He wants to sound smart, that's for sure. That's for sure. I have a theory. I think he's trying to troll people I think he wants the comments to be like, you know, he's dead, right? I Think so cuz we're gonna look at the comments after though good

Because otherwise like what's the point of putting out a thing where you act like you think Mitch Hedberg of up to comedy for no reason What's the point of doing a patty segment if we don't get to the comments? Those are great Which I also think not caring about laughter is one of Joe Rogan's mottos. Legend has it- Whoa, shots fired! Nick Burns! Nick Burns! Look at Joe Rogan throwing it on the bus for no reason. He's like, oh, what did I do? Yeah, Joe's crying. I'll try harder, Panty!

Legend has it, Mitch was recently spotted at a coffee shop with Tupac. He was ordering a coffee without making a single joke. The cashier had asked him, do you want whipped cream? And Mitch just shrugged. He didn't say I'm against the muffins or I'm addicted to placebos. He just shrugged again. Holy shit. Probably be the most annoying thing that a comedian could do when they're ordering a coffee is make a joke Yeah, he's exactly like Mitch Hedberg was just always making jokes everywhere. He went that's what he does makes jokes No, he writes them down and then tells him on stage But also does Patrick know how coffee works. They asked me wanted to whip cream It's not a coffee order that They asked me wanted whipped cream That was like sense he just shrugged again that comes straight from the Rogan School of Comedy

Mitch Hedberg the comedian who? Anything he's saying Everything he's understood that one thing he said you didn't I thought you said that you understood everything he said. I understood that one thing he said. You didn't though, it didn't make any sense. He's got you there. I was interpreting it. You were just sweeping for your boy, Patty Melty.

He's on board for one diss of Rogan, but then he got to the second one. I know, what was the point of that? Yeah, we already hit that one. Okay, fair enough. Mitch Hedberg, the comedian who traded in his mic for an I'm not funny anymore t-shirt, hasn't graced the stage in many years. But we can hope he's enjoying his new Mitch Hedberg, the comedian who traded in his mic for an I'm not funny anymore t-shirt hasn't graced the stage and many years, but we can hope he's enjoying his newfound seriousness.

But let's be real. He's probably just thinking I'm addicted to placebos and silence. Hopefully someday. The addicted to a placebos thing twice out there in like 20 seconds. That's good. You wouldn't want to space it out when I'm writing a script, you don't even write the same word. When I'm on the same thought about Joe Rogan and addicted to placebos and Patty should actually talking about merch. He should sell that not funny anymore. A t-shirt in

his merch store. That's not a bad idea. Actually. Yeah, that's not a bad idea. Hopefully someday soon we'll see Mitch bring his famous one-liners back to the stage while comedy is currently thriving Because honestly we need it But well, if comedy is thriving then why do we need Mitch Henberg to come back to the stage? That doesn't make any sense. No comedy is too good. We need him to drag it down Carl But he's too good. We need him to drag it down, Carl. Nope, that's it. And then there's probably some AI nonsense with them screaming over it.

All right. You guys want to look at some comments? Yes. Yeah, please. All right. So this is the one that he wrote. Hey, do you guys know he was dead? Yeah, that's the whole problem.

It's a good it's good comedy fans get jokes. Check out the Patrice video. He's coming back, it's good. Comedy fans get jokes. Check out the Patrice video. He's coming back soon too. Oh, he just did that. I haven't even seen this one. He just put that one up 20 hours ago and pinned it. So now he has to finally come out and be like, guys, I know it was a joke.

Oh, look at this comment. The only joke is Steven Wright. Let's see what his response is. Steven? So that's his, yeah, he really owned that guy. He's like, well, he spelled Steven Wright wrong. You got stud-jode. Jesus Christ.

Bro, I think he actually died, says this next one. He responds, shit! I'd be embarrassed to write this script down, let alone record it, says BlakeY2K and he writes You care too much about how other people feel about you sad Okay, and Patty doesn't care enough about how other people feel about him. Good point That's possible D. Not placebo's r.i.p. Homie he responds to that. you. Someone who just plays along with the bit. These content creators get more desperate and shady each day. I think he heard that one. Why did he

hurt that? Gage Preston making sense there. Yep. Mitch left the stage to grow daisies actually cheers Mitch. He died years ago. What the fuck? And then his response to that is and Tupac is in Cuba What a lazy jerk, why won't he put on some more funny stuff? Oh, there's a lot of replies to this See the next guy says dad bad joke video and he responds to that guy Patty does by saying sorry. I couldn't live up to your standards with a little kissy face. And then another guy comes in and says, with the way you write, I'm not sure if I should envision you as a caveman or a native American. Also, is that racist? If so, okay. That's a, I'm surprised Patty didn't correct the way he spelled Envision. He hasn't gotten there yet. It's only 18 hours old.

He'll get there. He'll be back to this for sure. He overdosed and died years ago. And he says, and Tupac was shot after a Tyson fight. Okay, those are both facts. Thank you, Patrick. And then, oh, this is the guy who sent this to me. It says, are you running out of living comedians make fun of

Okay, good question, and he writes. I don't make fun of comedians, okay Mcgarvey says Mitch died and he says prove it hmm. You should take some time off from doing these videos lies He's dead what the fuck is? Here's the next comment. He writes, and Wolfman Jack had a beard. I don't know you, but I know I don't like you. It's like a bad smell. It's like a bad smell, happy Easter. And he says ditto, okay.

Dumb trying to use someone's name to get views. Oh, that's very spot on. He responds to that with, is this your first time on YouTube? Because that's all this shit is dumb ass. And then they respond back to him. You are not going to make it with videos like this. And that's, that's the engagement he's looking for. He loves it. He loves it and he hates it. He's now, he wants people to get on there and put mean comments about him and he's monitoring it very closely. 34 comments on that video.

That's pretty good for him. He's monitoring it very closely. 34 comments on that video. That's pretty good for him. What percentage chance do you think there is that he uploaded the video and didn't realize that he was dead and he's leaning into it to kind of cover for it. Now I think he was probably going, you know, he's doing some kind of Andy Kaufman thing. By the way, someone who's also dead. Where he's like, I know that this is fake. Yeah, that's also true. It's a lot like Bob's and Muda. But do you think that there's any chance that he didn't know he was dead? I think that's actually a really good point.

And now he's trying to be like, no, that was the joke. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's what John does all the time. Right. Obviously I was joking. All right. We have a segment we need to get to. We've been talking about doing this for quite some time. There was an interesting incident that happened on the podcast, Pod Meets World, which is one of these shows where the people who worked on a sitcom go back and talk about each episode individually and they invite other people who have been on their sitcom in this case boy meets world

But of course the star of the sitcom Fred Savage's brother, whoever the fuck that is Ben Savage Yeah, has never been on the show. It doesn't talk to these people. He does not talk to any of them. Yes Yes, so that's fun. That's a fun little tidbit And so there was they made some news recently and I'm taking away Christian you were checking this out. Yeah, I like to think of this show as the poor man's I rewatch iCarly because obviously nobody does the rewatch better than they do. But at least these people were on the show. So they've been doing this show long enough that they were able to get to one of the later seasons,

one of the last seasons. So they've gotten to the point where they introduced a new character and I think her character's name was Rachel. It was played by an actress named Maitland Ward. Maitland Ward, easy for me to say. This is what she looked like when she was on the show. Your audience might remember her from that show, but they're more likely to remember her from what she does now, which is adult films. So she's very successful in the porn industry. And I had a very tight, very tight image. Yes. Apparently the way that she's talking about it. So the way that this podcast goes is that, you know, they're just, they're chatting catching up to start, but clearly Danielle Fischl is the actress who played

Topanga on that show and she is basically the ringleader of the show. I think that the other two guys are honestly not as famous as she is. I don't know how famous any of them are. So she had an agenda and she was very excited to talk to Maitland and I share audio clips in the Oh I can play them I got them on my board right here. Yeah so then you play clip one this is right where they get into it they've been dancing around it but Danielle clearly had something she wanted to get to. Maybe a more broad general question for you is, do you hate us? No, I don't hate you. Okay.

I think that you hate me because you wouldn't speak to me on when we would go to Girl Meets World and everything. And that's hurtful. I wouldn't speak to you? No. I did talk to you. No, not really, not really. Okay, we got hurt feelings right out of the gate. That's a good start.

I like where this is going, yes. And it all stems from, you know, because this is not quite a boomer generation, but you know, the millennial generation, as with all good feuds, it stems from Facebook. So if you can play clip two, Carl. So when I heard that, I said, Oh my gosh, did not know that. I then went into my Facebook page, saw that we were not friends was

like, didn't remember when we were friends on Facebook or when we were no longer friends on Facebook, found your message in like the graveyard of messages that your messages go to. And I then felt very bad. I felt like, Oh man, you did send me a really nice message. You had said, congratulations on your engagement. Congratulations on Girl Meets World. It was very sweet. And so I said to Will, will you please ask Maitland if I could have her phone number so that I could

apologize to her. And you wrote back to Will, no no let's just save it for the podcast. It'll be great for the ratings. Not the ratings. I think we should talk it out on the podcast. You can use the word ratings. Something to talk about. I believe the official quote was rock the stats. Oh, she wanted to rock the stats. Now listen, Maitland's in porn so she obviously knows how to create content that goes viral better than these people and she's like no no

It's not interesting. We talk. Yeah, don't think it's tested pretty regularly in that industry Yeah, especially especially if they're gonna fuck sure The instincts are correct though on this yeah, this is like going back to when Opie Refusing on Anthony's show unless they had lunch first or got together and talked about it first. Like, no, no, no, no. Whatever that conversation is gonna be, let's put that on the show.

That's what people wanna hear. So I like that this is her instinct. Like, no, I think you're a bitch and we have you on your show, let's talk about it. Right, yeah, exactly. So they're trying to get to the bottom of it in clip four and Maitland is convinced that Daniel never liked her. And she was just, you know, a new girl.

She comes in and like season six of this show. So there's probably no reason that anybody who's in the original cast would like this new girl who came in. So clip four. I am sorry that you thought I had something personally against you. Listen, I mean, you didn't like the fact that I was getting a lot of attention at that time and and Going off in my own space and taking away like that attention. I Was on the cover of Maxim in 2014 But I wasn't in any way

That's what I mean, I didn't know why that's only what I just told me right now Why I was upset you were saying before you didn't know why I was upset for sure You just said you were I thought maybe that's what you, I never. But just now, you just said you were. I guessed, that's what I thought maybe. Oh, that's what you guessed then. Back then. That's what you're saying. Yes. It's tough to have the fight when you're the one

with the shitty computer microphone and everybody sounds better than you, so they just all get to talk over her. So Danielle takes issue with the fact that, I guess TMZ has talked to Maitland about things to do with the show So the clip five times sure because I'm getting a little confused about what the show is. So this is sure There's the show that is

Pod meets world talking about boy meets world. Yes, one of these people got a spin-off. That's girls meets world So yeah, it's a separate show show that's like that's like a sequel show that they did for Disney plus where it was like oh so these 2 characters to get married at the end of the show what if they have a daughter. And this was within the last few years somewhere in the last decade, I'm not quite sure when that was so I guess that the the other people from the original show would go visit the show on set not appear on the show because no one wanted to see them. Right. And I guess a lot of free time on their heads. Apparently. Yeah, obviously.

I mean, you know how many, how many porn shoots, how many dicks can she have in her butt in a day? Maybe don't answer that. So a little bit of two different answers. So the TMZ interviews comes up in clip five. You know, it seems like almost any time the podcast is in the news, in the press, there's a quickly followed up TMZ interview with you. Oh yeah, if everybody's interested,

yeah, they always wanna know. How do those happen, by the way? Because they come and get me, they find me on the streets. Oh my gosh. What? On the streets. Yeah, I've, I've never, I don't know if I've ever been found on the street. You don't hang out enough in West Hollywood. Oh, it's West Hollywood. Excuse me using you or you trying to accuse me of something because I know I'm just wondering my brand they've

never they've never they've never stopped me outside of my house or never stopped me outside of my house. Okay. I don't know why they're stopping you. I was just wondering because it hasn't happened. It's a big concern for you right now. I was just curious because it seems as though every time we've been in the news, shortly thereafter, there's an interview with you on TMZ sharing your opinion on the subject. Yes, because they want to know.

They want to know. So many news outlets want to know stuff. There's some accusations being hurled about, it seems. Well, the unspoken part is that Daniel's saying I've never been stopped by TMZ and I am much more famous than you. Right. You hear about the Maxim magazine in 2003? No, you're right.

That was the underlying thing. Just like I doubt it because they're not talking to me. Yeah. Yeah. Like, why would they stop me? That was my take. Oh, for sure. Right. Exactly. And would they stop me everywhere I go? For sure. Right, exactly. And I think that-

Hey, can I ask a quick dumb question, Christian? Who am I rooting for? The porn star. Okay, that's awesome. So I don't know, I feel like that's who we have to- Okay, I'm with you on that. Yeah. I like your red head.

Yeah, right, exactly. So number seven, Carl, you can understand that the worst thing as a podcast host could be to ask someone, Oh, do you listen to the podcast? And they say no. So Daniel doesn't like this answer in question. Sorry, clip seven. Do you listen to our podcast? Because you did then go in on one of the TMZ articles and say that our podcast is very negative. And we say all kinds of negative. There was a lot of negative stuff that came out of that. Do you listen to the podcast? No, not regularly, but I do listen to the big shows in the past, especially beginning at the beginning. I listened to it that much recently. So understand

why this is like a grilling session right now. It's not a grilling session. I'm just asking you questions. These are things you said on TMZ. So I'm just curious because we have that we have not felt as though we have said anything negative Yeah, I mean the the two guys aren't saying anything negative about this girl, by the way We were in the restaurant and she's like, yeah, but why are you such a cunt, you know But again, she's here knowing that this did go viral for a minute there I think they even covered it in like entertainment tonight, which that's the outlets that care about what she has to say. So by bringing up what she mentions in clip six, clearly

she's trying to get a reaction out of them that they don't really give. But this is what she's here for is clip six. I think there's a divide too, because you guys hate Ben and you guys hate Michael. Michael's like creating a trail. I don't hate Ben or Michael. Absolutely. Or like, you guys have a-

Do not hate either of them. Not hate. Hate is a strong word. I don't mean hate, but like, you have to support me, I guess. Ben is one of the most important people I've ever met in my life and I can't stand the fact that he won't speak to us. I feel exactly the same way. He won't speak to us. Ben feel exactly the same way. He won't speak to us. He, Ben, Ben absolutely one day woke up and said,

I don't want Will in my life and never told me why. I think that I don't follow, I never even really saw this show, but I'm gonna follow the timeline. He heard that you guys were gonna do a podcast where you talked about every episode of the show that he was the star of. And he's like, oh, fuck those guys.

I don't wanna talk to them anymore. I'm just guessing. I don't know. That's, that's how you're admitting that your career and acting is over. Like, well, this is what we're doing now. And we can, we can end this with my clip 12, which I think is, at least they can all laugh at the end, sort of trying to tie up the episode here. We wanted to give the people what they want

and make them wait a little bit for it. Well, you know, that's the thing you do in porn too. All right. Well done. I thought someone stormed off the show in this. Is one of the headlines of this whole thing? That's what I thought. They lose connection with her at one point.

And as I was pulling the clips, I'm like, Oh my god, this is good. Now she calls back. So I was really, I was really bummed off. The old news about this storms on the show. That clip, but they call it she calls right back. And Danielle's like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll have her back. If I would talk about another one of her episodes. They probably will. Because I mean, we're talking about this dumb show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll have her back. If I would talk about another one of her episodes. And they probably will because I mean,

we're talking about this dumb show. Yeah, this is the only time anyone's ever discussed this show before. So they just got to get a video version of it. You have a porn star on your show, use the video version of it. Please, it's really not a difficult concept. All right, I got a note from someone

and I thought this was kind of interesting. Some are honest, under range stories that are very strange. Weird news. Jared sent me a note about Scorch. Now, of course, we just covered Scorch and he's traveling the continental United States right now in the DBL1. And they're going around selling bars to be part of their dive bar locator app slash website.

So Jared says, I've been following the Scorch Saga for several years, and I could usually attribute his head-scratching choices to a lack of taste, humor, manners, etc. The latest chapter worries me because it seems to be mainly fueled by his lack of basic financial sense. To make matters worse, his alcohol-fueled hubris has created the perfect storm for his ultimate demise and is being co-signed by an unstable personality who should really know better. Anyway, I'm no app developer, but I took three minutes to confer with Claude AI to make out the best case scenario for scorch and Mike's dive bar locator Business model and all things being equal the projected revenue versus expenses is even worse than we imagined I'll just give you the cliff notes, but the details and calculations are all included below

There's a very long email that he sent me That's one of the problems with AI is that they feel like they have to show their fucking work so goddamn much Yeah, it's gonna get simple question to builds you a website and you're like, okay, I didn't need a whole. Thanks. You just gave me an image of a guy with six fingers and you want to explain how you get to. Yeah, stop spilling your own shits over there. AI not that impressive. He says the details are beautiful and you can tell by the breakdown that AI basically knows that what kind of anticsortion mic are probably going to get into in this trip. He says PSSJ and FKB. Thank you. Does AI tell us when Megan's going to join them on the road?

That's a good question. So this is the overall best case scenario. According to AI with all the information put into it, it says least amount of time to drive to every dive bar in the continental US three years. Number of dive bars, the upper estimate is 4,800. Number of dive bars willing to invest, upper estimate, 1,200. So I think they're saying 25% would be a pretty good closing rate for these bars. Right. Follow me so far. Absolutely. So you get 1200 dive bars to sign up for the dive bar locator. Dollar amount per bar per month equals $30. And I didn't realize this. This is really bad. They're asking for 200 bucks a year, which works out to, you know, less than 20 bucks a month. They sign up a bar and they get less than 20 bucks a

month from it. Now there are other packages. That's why we're averaging 30 bucks a month because maybe some of them pay for the bigger packages. So again, best case scenario, they're getting an average of 30 bucks a month from these bars. Your maximum estimated annual revenue is $432,000. Your minimum travel expense is $132,000. Your maximum profit over three years is $300,000.

So you divide that, you're making $100,000 a year, which is being split two ways, 50,000 a year before taxes for our buddy Scorch and Mike each. That's a best case scenario. Assuming that they hit every single bar and land 25% of the RV doesn't break down, right? They never have to eat again. All of these expenses. And you even heard, I don't know if I played the clip but when I was watching the most recent episode they're talking about gas money and Mike was bitching. He's just like oh, yeah the gas money Jesus Christ

I mean, it's very expensive to drive an RV across the country. Yeah, but they're in states where gas is like 269 a gallon They'll be alright. They'll be fine. Yeah, they're in Florida. It'll all work out I didn't realize that scorch was such a budding John Cirasani here with the business acumen. The fact that he could clear 300 grand. Yeah, he's got to share it. And you know, I mentioned Megan already. He's probably got to pay her something to keep quiet about, you know what, but still, he's going to get to clear a lot more than he was doing mornings in Eau Claire, Wisconsin. The funny thing is, is he would see this breakdown and go, righteous bucks. Yeah.

50 Gs a year. All right, it's a huge raise for me. Mike, can you just pay me in CBD? So, well, yeah, that's true. They might get sponsors. We heard about potential sponsors for the dive bar locator, the DBL1. So that's exciting.

You didn't see the DBL1 when you were driving back with Vinny from Florida. No, I was looking. I bet you were. How amazing would that have been? Would you have tailed it? Oh, fuck me. Take a U-E, let's go. Vinny, just drop me off here. Drop me off. I found my people. Yeah.

If only somebody could have reached out to Scorch, we could have had it parked in front of Stevie Tomatoes when you guys were all there. Hiding from John. Maybe Scorch would have let you guys hide in the D.V.A. Who told you that? John told me. Oh, okay. Do you guys need a roommate? By the way, I don't want to get too off the rails, but Dabble House was amazing and people talk about all these great moments. For me, my favorite was when he puts his niece on the phone and it's like, I'm a good uncle, right? Well, yeah, but not so good the last two years. Yeah, that's somebody outside of the devil versus neither of these two. And she's like, I mean, he used to be better,

honestly, let's be honest. I love that. That was I forgot about that one. That was hilarious. Not recently, john. Yeah, when I was 10. Sure. You kept telling me you were going to buy me a pony. Where's my fucking pony? All right. Let's we were talking about Opie and his very busy week. This week, we're gonna get an update on that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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Okay, so just saw doggy Take a poop now. Opie's got the poopy bag and he's dancing around So he's actually on camera for once we don't see this very often, but he put the phone down He's got it set up so he can watch him pick up his dog's poop now We've seen him obsessed with other people's dogs poop. Yes We've seen him run up to dogs that are pooping and filming the owners like, what are you doing? It's like, wow. Okay. Yeah. The dog shit on the sidewalk. We're cleaning it up. Relax. But this is how Opie reacts to it.

All right. Let me get in there. The evidence. In the bag. Now he's got it in the bag. And now we're treating the bag He's got a very weird obsession with poop This goes back to his story about shitting in the lake. Oh, yeah, it was the ocean was it the ocean yes, okay? That makes it better Thank You Jenny, it's so great

The ocean though it could come up to the shoreline pretty easily right? Yes, it definitely could wash up. Yeah but He had the dog on a leash before where he's not holding the leash anymore Is he with somebody else maybe he had to tie the leash up to a post or something so we could put on this amazing video Because it's all about content with him. You know he's always figuring out ways to put out content. Why is he literally playing with shit? You know, he's always figuring out ways to put out content. Why is he literally playing with shit? There's one way he could have saved this video if he had taken that bag put it in front of a homeless guy and Stomped on it and walked away. We've been like, all right. Hope he's back. Thank God that I would get it I'd get the joke but just the fact that he's pretending he's one of the Ninja Turtles with his dog shit He put the turd in turtle

Most worried about doggy doggy blink twice if Opie's giving you lacks. I got myself guys Yeah, show the therapist this one What they think about it? Now Opie did a show He went down. He's in Atlanta right now for the wedding. He had to go down to Atlanta. He had to like he had like a really crazy travel schedule when he was bitching about it earlier in the week. He wouldn't even say where he was going. Yeah. So I was thinking like west coast, probably a pain in the ass to get there. New York to Atlanta. It's like two hour flights.

You took Jet Blue or as he calls it Jet Blue. He took Jet Blue, or as he calls it, Jet Blue. Gets it needed the money. Anyway, so Anthony put out a tweet because Opie is hanging out with his buddy, Buzzy. Now he met Buzzy in college. They are longtime friends. They go back to Geneseo, Buzzy's Rochester native. And so Anthony put out a tweet on his Twitter

and he wrote, gotta be honest, this isn't a bad show at all. The Opster is pretty sincere here. He's got a capable co-host in his longtime friend Buzzy. They had a lot to talk about and a lot of common ground to discuss. A big plus is, Opie doesn't seem to be using

that weird voice thing as much. Seems he just wants to hang and talk with a friend and doesn't need that crutch. It's very natural and not forced. Give it a watch. And he links to Opie's YouTube video with the tweet. Now you can see by the stats here, this tweet was seen 68,000 times.

And this led to the biggest video Opie has put up all year. It's got almost 6,000 views. This video is a huge success for the opester thanks to his former partner, Anthony Koumia, giving it a little promo on, on X 842 likes on this 140 comments, 31 retweets. So people were taking notice to this and I thought I would check it out this is his most popular show and I'm the guy who usually likes to review and give you guys a sense of what Opie's up to So let's see how things start off and this is how he opens it I'm doing my theme music you gotta help me I just make up beats yo I make up beats for the kids

What's up, everyone? Good morning and welcome to my little live stream. No, we're not 500 feet above the streets of New York City No, no, no, even with his friend there. He still has to do that embarrassing singy thing that he calls beats for the kids for the kids. For the kids. He's always not well lit, no matter where he is. He's outside at his friend's very nice looking house in front of the pool, and he happens to have a dark shadow over his face. I know he's from radio, but he's watched TV before, right?

He's seen how this is usually done Yeah, I don't know what Buzzy does but he knows to at least turn his face into the light a little bit Yeah, at least a little yeah, and we're not there. Oh be in the natural light. We don't see this version of Opie He's looking a little hacker Well compared to his friend. Yeah. Yeah, his friend's shirt is great though. Yeah, he's got the bills Shirt, and oh, there's a lot of bills talk yeah there is on this episode in fact Opie brings this up and Buzzy's a huge Bills fan living in Atlanta and none of it makes sense trust me none of it makes sense what do you mean he grew

up in Rochester Western New York like the Bills continues like the Bills when he moved to Atlanta how is this difficult it's not a difficult concept to figure out I know it's it's crazy what's going on don't even understand my friends it's nuts no it's it's very complicated Carl it's just like how I'm sitting here in Los Angeles wearing a Mets shirt I don't want to try to explain it to hope yeah I know it's crazy you're so weird You're so weird! This doesn't make any sense! Christian!

Alright, so Hope he cannot stop bitching about his nephew's wedding I'm telling you This is definitely going to get back to his nephew and cause problems because every time he's on a show he has to talk about how it's Easter weekend, and WTF

what the fuck is this guy thinking and he's a brain surgeon, but he's not, uh, you would think a brain surgeon would go, oh, maybe I shouldn't get married the day before Easter. Nah. So I'm actually down here by myself representing my family. My wife's back in New York, getting the whole Easter thing together. Right. So you figured it out. It's not that difficult. So there's a solution to this problem

and you're still bitching about it anyway? Is that what you're saying right now? This guy could not hold down a job. If this fucks with him so much, I have a wedding and Easter in the same week? Yeah. People have a lot of things in the same day sometimes that they have to do.

Most people are called employed. Carl, we're having like 20 to 30 people at our house tomorrow for Easter and I'm here with you guys hanging out. Yeah, no, I know. I figured it out. My wife's doing everything. So I'm a lot like Opie. Smart. That's the way to do it.

She probably likes that you're out of her hair right now doing this podcast. She's imagine she's very happily dying Easter eggs with the kids without me. Yeah. That's what she wants to be doing right now. How was the little league game this morning? Did you get your team win? No, they all just it's coach pitch for seven year olds. They all bat around and then the other team comes and they bat around and that happens twice and then the game's over. Oh my God. Well, thankfully that's merciful. I took the under and it was a mistake. Let's just put it that way. Draft Kings has not been kind to this.

My poor parents, we actually played real baseball, six innings, but it was real baseball. And you would have innings where the pitcher just could not find the strike zone. And it would just be walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. I know this is why people tuned in but my son's in Kid pitch and yes, that's the problem. It's nothing but wild pitches and the other team stealing four consecutive bases on a single Yeah, so it's great

It's a lot of fun iraq feels uh Feels for opi says oh my god a wedding easter wrestlemania weekend How can you do all this stuff? I know he's not even bringing up the fact that we have WrestleMania tomorrow night. I think it's tonight and tomorrow night WrestleMania. It's wild what's going on over there. Okay, let's get a weather report.

OP loves giving us weather reports. Yes, but we're down here in Georgia. We're actually in the suburbs, the sprawling suburbs of Atlanta. That's not downtown Atlanta? Are you sure about that? I hope we were actually in the suburbs. Yeah, no shit.

This looks like the neighborhood that made the Braves leave Turner Field to go out to the suburbs. This looks like the rough and tumble streets of Atlanta. The sprawling suburbs of Atlanta, it's absolutely gorgeous. There's more trees down here than I've ever seen in my life. They're all green. In New York City, we're struggling with spring.

It kind of wants to pop, but it's holding back. I stopped pulling these clips because it's so boring. But every show, Opie starts off with, it's miserable in New York. show, Opie starts off with, Oh, it's miserable in New York. We're waiting for spring to pop. It's just not popping yet with the spring. And then he comes down to Atlanta. He's just like, Whoa, there's trees and they're green. Holy shit. Tell me if nothing to say without telling me of nothing to say. I'm going to assume that Opie used to drive to us. We go, he's seen more trees than what's

behind him. I just want to poke a hole in his heart. He's ever seen. All right. You know what? You know him better than I do, Carl. Right. So I love Michigan. Mark gets involved in the super chat. There are a lot of super chats. He probably clears 10 bucks on this episode, but we appreciate the people who do support our friend Opie, especially with questions like this. That sounds like a lot of bucks.'s w a TB money, I guess We gotta say thank you to Michigan mark morning Oh, do you end up checking out the isotopes not yet? There's a band the isotopes that this guy Okay, okay to check out not yet. And you know, and if we're gonna talk music, you got to talk Bruce Springsteen

You're looking at you're looking at the oh boy. So that backfired. I appreciate people spreading the word of the isotopes and check them out wherever you stream music. We have a YouTube channel. If Opie was in Western New York, I don't know today. Is there anywhere he'd be able to go see the isotopes? Well, later tonight at Johnny's Irish Pub on Culver Road. Yes, you would be able to see the isotopes, Carl? Well, later tonight at Johnny's Irish Pub on Culver Road. Yes, you would be able to see the isotopes. And there is no cover for that as well. Because we like to give back to

the people. Fine. No cover. So Michigan Mark, I love that he asked if you checked out the isotopes. Now I haven't and then it backfires because then he gets into Bruce Springsteen talk

and there's nothing worse. Like we were just talking about literally, there's literally nothing worse than old men talking Bruce Springsteen talk and there's nothing worse. We were just talking about literally There's literally nothing worse than old men talking about Springsteen Agreed, I'd I'd rather hear Springsteen talking and that's I never want to hear So that's pretty brutal, but Opie still knows how to crack his buddy up. He's still got it He was gurgling up. He's still got it. He was gurgling like,

but he's, but he's loving that. It's like, Oh, it's just like we're back at the friend house. This guy's a card. It's got no character. Yup. He loves it. I think Buzzy's thinking this is where, uh, Greg cracks himself up. Let's see how long he does this for. He be he might be but he's a good friend now to Greg which is nice. They've kept in touch through the years. So apparently Opie takes this flight and buzzy goes and picks him up at the airport. Very nice considering he lives over an hour away Wow gets his buddy buzzy to come pick him up Oh, and hope he also makes a point to say that he wasn't allowed to hang his suit.

He had to put it in the overhead. He's like, yeah, I'm not flying first class anymore. So Opie's not flying first class and needs his buddy to come pick him up from the airport. And he's staying with his friend who has four cats and Opie's what he claims is definitely allergic to cats. So all of this screams like what poor people do or normal people. It was a super early flight too. Yes Well, he's got another early flight coming up, but he's gonna get back for Easter. Carl. Come on So he tells the story about how he's very uncomfortable in buzzy's car. He's wearing his winter coat and his winter hat And he's very uncomfortable. Yeah. Yeah Just do you guys ever plan for where you're going to be?

When you get, yeah, like that's how I dress knowing that, well, when I get there, we don't want to be wearing these clothes. I'll be so stupid. He's wearing a wool hat and his big winter coat, but they're not fused to his body. He could have easily taken them off. You would think, but he's getting all uncomfortable in Buzzy's car and a Buzzy goes, Hey, I'm going to pull at this grocery store. I'm going to grab some lunch meat or something. And Opie's not feeling good. And here's the story. Because as we're pulling, pulling in the parking lot, I got a Jeff, it's his name's Jeff. He

doesn't like being called Buzzy anymore. I go, I'm funny because you call him Buzzy in the description of the show or the whole time the show's going. And I'm sure no one calls him Buzzy. That's like your fret buddy name. But Opie hates going by Opie. He still has to go by Opie. That's how everyone knows him. So he's punishing his friend Buzzy. I'm Opie your Buzzy. Fuck off. Because I'm just Jeff now. Opie. We're not in college anymore. Cold Buzzy anymore. I go. I'm going to puke. He goes, just let me get to the back of the parking lot. He he pulled in. I had the door swung open as he was pulling in. I got out and started power booting all around

his Buffalo Bills SUV into the tree everywhere. And then he comes back with the lunch me and I go, we're good. We're good. We're good now. We're good. Ready to start the day. What was wrong with him? Hope he's got a weak tum tum. Doesn't he? How much about having to fly? He's just like, Oh my gosh, did I got the airplane and I don't feel so good. How many bikini teenies did he have on the flight? That's my question. That's a good point. He does not divulge that information

So opi gets sick Before they go to his house. We're gonna learn more about what happened after that But first we have another super chatter who wants to talk about the isotopes What is Mikey saying? I heard the isotopes guitarist is oh my god So it says I heard the I said the guitarist is gay said, I heard the I said, I heard the I said, I heard the I said, I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic.

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I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. I heard the mic. super chats. Okay, I don't know This is something that anthony's talked about before where the advertisers would not let opi do the ad reads Because he cannot read and here's a perfect example of that, but thank you paul for the super sticker We got sue fat giving us a little something something. Thank you What do you think that name is supposed to be so fat? Of course it is He pronounces it sue fat. That doesn't even make sense. Is he that obsessed with sewage that he thinks it? Maybe that's what he's saying. It makes sense. Is he that obsessed with sewage that he thinks that maybe that's what

it is. Yeah. So, Sue fat coming out of the Super Snicker. Very nice. But then, uh more talk about the isotopes and as I mentioned, this guy Buzz is from Rochester. Opie lived in Rochester, worked at WCMF

with brother Weez. Isotopes big in Rochester. How are you not know that? Because we haven't lived in Rochester in 30 years. Wait, the isotopes are big in Rochester? Are they big now though, Waiver? Yeah. Alright, it's a band that

everyone's saying I gotta check out. So, we'll we'll have, maybe we'll check it out after the live stream. You know what? I will be at the great great house of guitars coming up beginning of July. So, really? Maybe. You're going back to Rochester. Oh,, yeah We have any shows in the beginning of July?

I think we do, right? Let's get buzzy out there I was laughing because of the poor chat that he showed after that which was somebody's rooster face and it said what's the biggest cock you've ever seen? Because government hope he doesn't put up a chat

and see that. Oh, he just never looks at what is put on there just does that. So the I still sort of big band in Rochester, they should know who they are. So I like that they're going like, Oh shit, should we know they are they were they big now? Are they big when we were there? They're not sure. So that's fun. Because now they're thinking about that. We're gonna get back to that in a moment. But first, Jeff decides to embarrass OP right here. And I definitely enjoyed this. I'm sure, dude, I had no choice. It was, it

was power booting. And then all of a sudden it gets back with the cold cuts. And I'm like, we're good now. Let's have fun. Yeah, we're good. Let's get a flight of craft beer. Let's walk around the neighborhood. Let's see Deon Sanders house. You're nappy Buzz is scoring in the devil verse getting called out for naps. Yeah. Wow. I just like the way open responded to that too Yeah, man Yeah, I had to sit down and rest my eyes for a little bit. So yeah, this guy lives in a very nice neighborhood. Deon Sanders used to live there. They were walking around the houses and he's doing very well for himself. It sounds like his S.E.V. is wrapped in bills. Yes. Yeah, he's got a whole bills thing. He's got tons of bills, memorabilia in the house.

And that is a nice yard. Oh You know as a beautiful yard for sure Opie invites himself into the hot tub. I didn't pull this clip, but he's like is that hot tub hot He's like I can make it hot with my app and he pulls out his phone So it's like oh now you're making your friend who's putting you up also heat up his hot tub for a couple hundred bucks Yeah, a good friend after you picked you up from the airport You puke all over the SUV. Just the person I wanted to talk to after we found out that Opie's a little nappy guy, a mandolin nappy for 14 months. Anytime Jenny jiggles is on a special super duper bonus episode, I am chubbed up.

Oh, wow. Wow. That's exciting right there. I'm chubbed up. Oh, wow. Wow, that's exciting right there. Hot diggity. All right, now let's get back to the isotopes talk because most of the show is remember when conversations and it's just these guys going, oh yeah, then we lived at that house and then the attic.

Remember that one party we had? Remember that chick? No one knows who you're talking about. Actually, there is one guy who knows what they're talking about who's in the the chat who's their Other buddy. Oh, so he's feeding them things a broken couch like oh, yeah broken couch story that don't all these things So I think Anthony was lying to us when he said it was a good episode Extremely boring I don't like that. He yeah, there's ten minutes of Funko pop talk. Oh, yeah, Jesus. Oh you watch this

Yeah, yeah, he's really into Funko pops for some reason. We'll get into that. We had to bury the lead, Carl. I didn't know there was going to be Funko pop talk. Okay. All right. Well, you know, I like to tease things from time to time. But first, I love that they buy this. Thank you, waiver. You may have noticed you. Oh, shit. Oh, okay. Time on I just saw the same thing. All right. So on Michigan mark, you have no idea. You're looking at one of the biggest Stevie Ray Vaughn fans as well. So Stevie Ray Vaughn was taught by the isotopes guitarist. I, we have to check that out. They're taking the bait. Okay. Roger taught Stevie Ray Vaughn how to play guitar. And you hadn't heard about that before.

Yeah. All right. I don't think buzzy is the biggest fan at all. Yeah. He also was the biggest springsteen fan. I've got a lot of questions for buzzy. Also a crows is the blues guitar or something. I stump. So I'm assuming they're talking about Lance uppercut. Probably not handsome. Be wonderful if I had to, if I had to guess, but this is great because Opie, it came in on a super chat. So it must be true that Stevie Ray Vaughn when we were living together would be cranking through our rentals. I couldn't stand the weather just Cranking. Oh, that's that's good to know Michigan. That's good to know I'm gonna let Opie know about the rule of $2 super chats. They're fucking with you

That's the minimum about you can put in order to get your chat read These are people who are not trying to support your show. They're fucking with you. That's the minimum amount you can put in in order to get your chat read. These are people who are not trying to support your show. They're trying to derail it. Two dollars in for chats. I don't know when the guy chose Bobo as his avatar, I felt like he was taking everything very seriously. Michigan Mark has Bobo wearing his Rangers hat. It all makes sense. None of it makes any sense.

As Opie would say. So at this point, Opie's calling out Buzzy for being a hoarder, but it's like a collect stuff and he starts pulling out old newspapers and he pulls out a newspaper that no one would care about except for maybe the three of us. Other headlines, you ready? This is reactions to headlines. How about this one? 200,000 homes lose power in ice storm. This is reactions to headlines. How about this one? 200,000 homes lose power in ice storm. Were you in Rochester then? No. Or had you already gone to Buffalo? Probably went to Buffalo at that point. Yeah. All right. Okay. Yep. So this was 1991. Wow, this could be a this could be a new segment on my podcast.

What? Buzzy's old newspaper? Yeah, talking about things that no one could care about if I start with Rochester in 1991 What old guys and saving newspapers John does it? Yeah At least John's in the newspapers that he saves. This is a random ice storm This is reminiscent of in throw mama from the train where Danny DeVito is showing Billy Crystal his coin collection And it's all like pennies and nickels that he has from things that he's been to. There's no rare coins. That's how that works.

I bought this newspaper the day it came out, so I saved it. Right. And listen, this ice store, if you lived here, we were without power for five days, where I was. Yeah, it was a big deal. It was a pretty big deal. I didn't live here then.

Nobody else gives a shit, I'll just tell you, you weren't around at that time. Nope, which which Simpsons episode did you miss because you didn't have power That's the real question. That is a good question It's Eric Nagel wait, so Opie's into Funko's now Just ruined Funko pops for Eric Nagel, sorry brought it up and Anthony is in here He says I just wanted to give the Opster the Ant-Man boost. It's all about the numbers. You did, man. This is the biggest video Opie's going to have for a very long time. Almost 6,000 views already on this thing.

And thank God he didn't let it go to waste because this guy has the newspaper from when go to waste because this guy has the newspaper from when Opie got fired from WNEW and this is the New York Daily News. Oh my God, look how useful that was. Goddamn man. Yeah, look at that. Goddamn. God, Anthony was always ugly, huh? All right.

Whoa! Oh my God, look at that! Whoa! Shots fired right there! Opie admiring how hot he is! And then has to throw in Anthony was always ugly in there It's fun. I like when hope he goes on the offensive. It's good This this brings back his glory days though, he gets so excited looking through this newspaper

Oh my god. Look the chick is kissing me Look at this. the chick is kissing me look at this the chick is kissing me Very nice the chick knew which guy to kiss obviously Back when I could afford a comb I know what's up with his hair. He never comes his hair That's a weird thing to get really excited about though. The photo inside the newspaper. Was that stripper kissing him? Yeah, who knows? He didn't know. Might not be a lot of women kissing him. I don't want to theorize about his private life. It might not happen often though.

So then we get into, and Opie loves this, he got surprised with a t-shirt when he came over to Buzzy's house and apparently they had a reunion at Geneseo years after everyone graduated. So he was on the radio and he wasn't on Opie and Anthony yet. He was still just the Opie show, whatever he was doing, spinning the records. But it was a big deal that he had his own radio show. So when he gets back to the reunion, everyone's wearing these shirts. And this really gets OP very excited. It could show. The shirt says, I don't know if you could see it on camera. It says, I knew OP before he was famous. I was mortified. Now he's got a stick, a sticky on it that says save for garage sale. Because that's that's where my career is gone. This asshole. Save for garage sale. I knew I

knew Opie before he was famous. I walked in and literally I don't know I would say at least 20 people were wearing it to bust my fucking balls He loves that Buzzy is fun. Yeah, isn't he? Oh look at this. I put it but it's in the garage sale I'm gonna go hang this back up now. I'm pretty funny, right? Buzzy's a big show-and-tell guy He can't wait to show off all of his stuff that he has. He's got the newspapers, he's got his toys,

he's got his build stuff, that t-shirt that he had for Opie when he got there. That's kind of endearing. Oh yeah, no, he's very excited that the Opes are stopping by and visiting him. So this remember when talk just gets out of control when Fred's in the chat, that's their other buddy, and he's reminding them about stuff,

and then Opie gets very flustered. Right here. Oh, we should have him on camera. I know it. Because Fred's the guy that has like, more of a photographic memory, and remembers everything, everything me and this guy did in college,

all the bad stuff, and every time we see him, he brings it up. I'm like, how do you remember that? Because he never smoked a bowl in his life. So, yeah. Nerd. Wait, there's too many JC stories. Was OP wondering if he should talk about marijuana or not? Oh, I kind of shut him down a little. Yeah, he got real flustered right there. You don't see that out of the opster very much.

It also implies to me that Buzzy likes to party because they're making fun of this guy Fred for not yeah Loser he is he remembers what happened in college? imagine that So, uh Yeah Wait, what there's too many JC story. We went to get that on the board for the lobster. Hope he was this close to telling a good story and then he realized no, no, no, no.

People be talking about that. Well, he's really excited to have Buzzy and Fred there because now these stories that he tells these guys are going. Yeah, that that actually did happen. And so he's letting us know that he's not a liar. More crowbar. All right. There's Fred. See, Fred's backing up all our shit. Thank you, Fred

He knows every nuance every deep because some of these assholes think I'd make up my stories. I don't make up my stories I barely exaggerate. I just had a Fucking crazy ass life Wow. What a crazy ass life being in a fraternity and going to parties with kegs The stories he tells like someone was cooking bacon and passed out so it got smoky in the house life being in a fraternity and going to parties with kegs. The stories he tells, like someone was cooking bacon and passed out, so it got smoky in the house. Like, yeah, happens. Yeah, I saw that.

What a crazy ass life I've lived. I saw that episode of The Office too, Opie. So after he called Anthony ugly, he goes, last time I pulled this in. Great. Right. But Anthony, you should give Buzzy the listener calling line for W.A.B.C. I think you'd have a good show. Definitely get Buzzy and Fred calling into the W.A.B.C. show Sunday nights, eight until eleven. Download the app, the 77 ABC app to listen live.

All right, so now this is where the show and tell takes it to another level, because Buzzy's very excited about this Funko pop that he has, and he can't wait to show it off. I gotta go find my inhaler, so my lungs don't close because of his four cats. Has your son collected the rare high def Jeff pop? What's the high def Jeff?

It's me, baby. Oh, you got your own Funko? My kid's got it for me. Of course there's a bottle of wine in your hand. I mean. It's a bottle of wine. You don't have to open it. It's a bottle of vinegar.

Oh, it's a bottle of vinegar. Yeah, it's a bottle of vinegar. Wait, your kid's got this? I'm cooking, yes. He got this for you. Yes, very nice. Yeah, well high def chaff. Oh So proud of it. It's because your kids think you're a douche. That's right He had a computer and wine Dad's drunk on the computer again If anyone ever made me my own personalized Funko, I'd stop being their friend Yeah, that was coming to hackamania, but not anymore I didn't realize this until just now

He has his ring light on it is daylight that really is competing with the Sun It's not gonna put a dent into this maybe it's the opposite of a ring light makes his face dark. It seems like light or something. It seems that way That's crazy. He set up a ring light outside just face the other Georgia yeah, yeah, just don't be directly in the shade Friends with someone who has a pool if he was the other yeah, that's a good point And then you see his black lips Bring light ain't helping that Oh Opie shouts me out right here. I'm not I was a little confused by this. I do like pineapple on pizza So do I but sorry Carl. I don't apologize to me. I actually

Been promoting it for the last few weeks, actually. A little bacon, a little pineapple, delicious. This is the last clip I have on here. And Opi, Buzzy walks away and Opi's just like, you know, if you guys have friends, like I have friends, and like me and Buzzy are friends, you gotta embrace it because it's so rare to have such good friends that you've known for so long. You know, he's getting real sentimental

and then he says something that's very telling. My message today, don't take that shit for granted because most people, as soon as you lose the big gig, they will turn on you, they will shit talk you, they will try to ruin your life because you don't sit in the big seat anymore. You ever have friends that used to know you when you had a better paying job to be trying to ruin your life Also, if you just lost the big gig, no one needs to try to ruin your life. Yeah, you ruined your life

So I was gonna do that, but then you took a roll No Funko pops for Carl. Yeah, no need to ruin Opie's life Buzzy, let me tell you about the time I went out for envelopes I'm sure that came up in their conversation. Can you believe that? He's just like yeah, man Most of my friends stopped being my friends because I lost this job that I had so no they were forced to deal with you Yeah, and now they don't have to anymore. They were never your friends. I would argue I You know, they don't have to anymore. They were never your friends. I would argue I

Mean we just played on the bonus show Him and Jim Norton were Jim Norton wants to be his friend is actively trying to be his friend Jim's like and Hope he's like we're not close We're not close. I don't tell you things Sink. All right. Well, I guess you don't want friends that hopey it seems to be Seems to be taking that for granted at the time. I loved that episode. It was fun. It was great. Certainly was. All right, we have no game today.

Cardiff did not get a game for us today. Cardiff. Why does he hate me? It's unacceptable. But there's no game today. We do have Net News and some voicemails. We're doing a little bit of a shorter episode because we do have a gig tonight, the Ice Stubb Stew. So we got to get there. And I have to learn how some voicemails. We're doing a little bit of a shorter episode because

we do have a gig tonight. The ice stubs do. So we got to get that. I have to learn how to play those songs. Right. So we have to get prepared for that. Obviously it is. It is Easter weekend. This is like half an Adam Bush episode that you're doing right now. Do you feel slighted? No, I'm okay that I didn't have to clear four hours. I would have run into the second little league game So I appreciate it. I felt bad for Adam. He's in Hawaii We had him over four hours the other day, but he's in the chat now. He loves it. He's a trooper Yeah, Kristen. Do you want us to stretch it out so you don't have to die eggs or oh?

Yes, please Chris is just still talking yeah, Carl. That's right Let's watch opium buzz again Your wife comes in as you're just staring at a blank screen laughing But Christian people can find you of course at the Blatt cast they can yes, but most importantly they can find me and the veteran loving Eric Zane at Who Are These Broadcasters, Tuesdays, 2 p.m. Eastern, right here on this very channel. We have a lot of fun over there. And we it's, you know, he's not a particularly likable

guy, but he's a fun guy to do a show with. So tune in. And if you can't watch it live, Tuesdays at two, it's up there underneath the live tab of our YouTube channel anytime you want to watch it. And that show is growing. You guys have a really good rapport between you and easy and somebody who'll sabotage it and just take down my entire channel. But we're having fun while last he has tried. We stopped him.

Yeah, we've stopped. And I'm sorry, I should always promote the show I actually make money from I produced a show called 100 songs that define heavy metal hosted by Brian slagle who founded metal blade records. We actually recorded nine shows in Nashville over last weekend. So we've got some great stuff lined up. And I did meet and get to know how sparks but I didn't have enough time with them where I could ask the questions I really wanted to oh

You dropped the ball. Well, no, we're gonna we're gonna have him on again in the near future So I'm like, alright, let me let me not mess that up before I ask him all my dabbler questions Please consult with me on that one. If you could I will get my some input That's fantastic. Jenny Jingles, thank you so much for stopping by. Thank you being on the show today. Again, Pat Oates had a dropout. Unfortunately, he had a family thing going on. But we're going to reschedule Pat Oates shortly. And we'll be back with our Wednesday show. As

always, the first people on the internet are talking about W ATP. And we're going to get that reported to us by our own Jenny Jingles in the internet news. Bad news everyone. From Spotify, Hank shares been following the JNL lore for a while. It's amazing to see this on W ATP. Lady Fudsy is grateful. Thanks for the dabble morsel Lady K taco tires opines. Frenchy Hana is unbearable. Miranda Miranda proclaims. Caleb Hammer is my favorite.

How he doesn't punch some of his guests amazes me. From Patreon. Principled uncertainty gripes. Great episode, except for Darkside Phil. He's so boring and one-dimensional. I know, I seem to be a minority of one on the internet, but I have never understood the fascination with the 70 IQ dolt. But I think the Smiths were better than the Beatles, so what do I know?

Deluxe weighs in with… New review girl name… Christine Bonermaker! Let's hear some of her rap! Also, I thought the Lucy vs Jenny Jingles catfight was over, but Lucy wearing that low top was a total F-U BRING IT BITCH statement aimed at Jingles. Your move, Jen! Snugs can only dream.

Sure would be nice if Carl would talk a little faster in Jingles. Your move, Jen. Snugs can only dream. Sure would be nice if Carl would talk a little faster in the intro. We get bored easily. Charles Dupree ponders. Do you think it's possible Opie owns a part of Gebards? His brother was always involved in restaurants. Is this why he promotes it occasionally? And from YouTube, Fetch Happens asks, I wonder if Zoomers understand that not filming yourself is also a life path. Half astronaut negs with. Funniest part of this show is how hot Lucy thinks she is. Most Stroat has strict rules. Can't watch it without the wood paneling.

Brooklyn Nomad. What's funny is I can't stand to watch Opie on his channel, but I love watching him here. Wiggy of Nine reports. Opie's marriage is so over. He's going to a wedding by himself to represent. It's just his nephew. He could just skip the wedding and send a gift, but no! They both decided that Opie should go and Lindsay would do Easter with the family.

That's the kind of shit divorced couples do. Mountain Man checks some facts. Anthony's video about an alcoholic 60s TV star killing his wife and himself in a hotel 50 years ago had more views than all of Opie's New York street videos combined. Shanthani Dickholes wonders, how is my wife more interesting than a millionaires? JDT79, Trane sucks. Blah, ah, er. Even his music choices are lame.

Vindicator Mike points out, Stut Joe is an icon, like the recycle bin in Windows. Chris Siedowski notes, you'd think Stuttering John would be in much better shape with all the running away he does. Shroom Diff Nuclear, with the awesome name, reminds us. Stut Joe also called the police on two hot women in front of his house that he invited.

And Viddie Headache plays us out with, John left because his diaper was full. Great stuff, thank you all for participating on the internet about WTP and of course producer Chris, putting that together with our own Jenny Jingles. Yes. She doesn't just do jingles. She also reads What can't I do? Happy Easter everybody if you're celebrating

Let's hit some voicemails and we'll get out of here starting with boner day 69 Go bills we'll get out of here. Starting with BonaGuy69. Go Bills. Hard pass, C-Sponge. You're not voting for Carl at the creepoff.com every week. Deals off. Forget about it. Loose is all mine. And Carl, speaking of you, I really enjoyed your latest mini bonus episode with Drew, where you and three other white guys sat in a room and explained to us how generational trauma isn't true, you know, such as that perpetrated by your ancestors the Germans in the Holocaust in World War two or

your ancestors white Americans on thousands of black slaves, but yeah, yeah good to know that by This episode I did with Drew I was prepping it on that plane ride and it was not a fun plane ride. Because I have to watch Will Smith have his kids praise him for his performance in Emancipation, which was a garbage movie that nobody liked, but Will was very proud of himself. So he had to make sure to do a show and even had the I use the word co-host because I'm retarded but the co-star of the movie also made a video and sent it in praising Will

Smith and how great he is. So it was a lot. It was Will Smith celebrating Will Smith and it was after the famous Chris Rock incident too. He felt the need to still tell everyone how amazing he is. Okay, we'll be the judge of that Mr. Fresh Prince. too. He felt the need to still tell everyone how amazing he is. Okay, we'll be the judge of that. Mr. Fresh Prince, he must be a joy around the house. Oh, God. By the way, I should have pointed this out sooner. But you know, I always

talk about our PO boxes on our website, who are these.com. And boy, did we get a treat that came in for us. It was you know, Conspire Theory. Axe who also goes by skinny Chad Zumach has done he's done some other art that's on our walls like the frosted tips here So he actually hired Cardiff's kids to paint one of his illustrations. Yeah Watch the address there. I Don't think you can see that. Yeah, just want to make sure but this is Me as a goblin troll thing. I'm crying for some reason. I'm not sure why, but it is fantastic. My teeth are actually better in this painting. They are in real life. So I appreciate that.

It's called art. Do appreciate that. Thank you very much to both of them for putting that together and of course you can send in art and drugs and hot sauce whatever you want to send us and however you address it make sure it says care of w a t p we get yelled at because i get yelled at when i go to the to the post office yeah we got a note that said if you do this again we're going to charge you a bunch of money because someone people like to write Lucy tight box or But the creep I think it was for the creep off and that wasn't on the list or whatever But just put who are these podcasts somewhere on there so they know it's for us on purpose when you send it Here's a caller calling us out

Stuttering John was literally in the building and yet all you fags, oh we just missed him. My god you guys are such fucking, god forbid anybody actually confronts the guy in person. Now hide behind somebody and take a picture and then post it with a cryptic message and then run away Yeah, it's such a bunch of fags We tried to get there Let me clarify because I said we've never moved faster on the last episode. Yeah, here's how fast we moved We had all just poured drinks. We left the house. You're right put the drinks in the fridge Just poured drinks we left the house you're right put the drinks in the fridge

Never happened before I also I love the idea that both Shooley and I were hiding in our cars It's not like we drove there by ourselves we had there were 13 of us or whatever it was yeah We were carpooling that would be really odd to have that many people all hiding in a car Like a clown car right? Quick jet get in my lap all right now this message is for the Carl was right segment Carl you were right bicycle helmets are a ruse they could be unnecessary to anyone not involved in serious competitive cycling or if you casual these casual day riders, you know, pegging around,

I got one of my helmets, I got five decades of cycling. I think it may be kind of still imaginable, including getting hit by cars, helmet was never a factor. These things hit the correct dust in the bicycle shop, in the latter part of the 20th century, when everybody started going soft, they strapped these things on kids, kids Carl kids on scooters with helmets How I know the weakening of America I agree Put it another way bicycle helmets are by Not Carl and me man. We were we were a hat when we ride, huh?

We were we were happy when we ride on car Like a buddy's car. Let me wear hat body See why don't you come back? I'm not sure he was making fun of me or agreeing with me I didn't understand any of it. Yeah As Carla's right at the beginning That does help no he was saying that bicycle helmets used to just collect dust in bike stores for decades and then all of a sudden they decided there was such an important element or accessory that you needed and they don't really help. And I've read a statistic and I could be wrong about this, but I've read that head injuries occur just as often with people who wear helmets as

who don't wear helmets because people with helmets on take more risks. I could be wrong about that, but this is what I've heard. I'm getting glares and glitz. Was Frenchie wearing a helmet or not? We're gonna ask Frenchie that. We'll be in Vegas, Hackamania, baby! We'll get to talk to her about it. By the way, I feel called out because we scooter to school every day with the kids,

and yes, they do wear helmets, but I'm so. That's a law in California. Right, Yeah, they have to actually keep the helmets on when they're in their classroom. They don't get to take them off at any point during the day. It's safer Carl it's much safer. Okay. Here's the guys catching up on the blind mic project WTP crossovers that we do on Patreon. That's just for W ATP catching up on the Patreon episodes of the crossovers with blind mics there down the drain. Listen to the newest part of Julia Fox and went back to part one since I hadn't heard it. I gotta say the biggest whopper I heard in that entire episode was that Carl played soccer in Europe

Yeah, fucking right clubfoot boy You must have been a sideshow of some sort going around in a circus tent not buying it needs some pics to prove this shit Not AI generated ones either. I probably have some pics for my European soccer excursion. I would imagine How come they haven't given you a show on TLC, right? Excursion I would imagine how come they haven't given you a show on TLC, right? Lucerne Switzerland was being club-footed Like it nothing for it wild All right, our show is turning into a radio show Hey there, Carl calling it while driving. of course being safe. I noticed something on the show

recently and like it's been going on for a bit but like it's starting to tick me off. You're so you're doing the shows live now so you of course you're interacting with people but one thing that you're getting you're getting that radio mentality you're starting to like call oh man we got a good op-ed up. Oh, for those just tuning in. Oh, we did buzzfires for our intro for more of these socials. Like, like you're getting there and it's like, oh, it's getting me. Anyway, see ya. I know I used to make fun of people who did this kind of thing, but things have changed

quite a bit. It used to be podcasts. You pre-record them, you upload them, people can listen to them. Now we're doing everything's live. We're doing it live on YouTube. I want to let people know what we're going to be talking about, why they might want to stick around live. As somebody who listens and watches every show, you do that usually right before there's going to be about nine super tips. And that's why you're like, stay tuned because we're

going to have Opiepie and you're also telling the editor yeah yeah this is where you edit for the audio version take out this part. It's very practical that guy doesn't understand but I've been doing radios since I was 18. I get it. To your point Christian this is a deliberate change that we've done on WATP it's very mindful, very demure.

Ghost room. W ATP it's very mindful very demure Hey Carl Well, it's that time of year where you have to ask yourself that main question Did John pay his taxes on time this year? Did he probably not or did he request an extension? Also not. Well, neither. He would like to pay his taxes, but since the stock market has plunged, he doesn't have any money. He's on the hook for a lot of money to pay Uncle Sam, but the stock market didn't help him. Of course, he's blaming Donald Trump. Isn't that sad?

Blame the president because you can't pay your taxes? Very sad, sad indeed. Rock and roll. Rock and roll, Gary. Good observation. I bet he did not pay us taxes. I pity hose money Well, I wonder if he pays his quarterlies doesn't seem to be organized enough to do any of this Does he make enough money to warrant paying taxes don't have to make more than six hundred dollars a year Have you seen the insulting super chance? He's paying out Vince and yeah, I don't know what he's up to.

Yeah, and I mean he did have a teaching job for a little while last year. Yes, but that's a W-2. My understanding is that he had no money on January 19th and Trump becomes president January 20th, still had no money. Well, actually the 21st is when he got paid for December YouTube. Okay. And that money is a goal 21st. Yeah. Yes. Gotta make that boat payment. We talked about

Scorched out paying taxes. Yeah last year and actually Doug from good times great movies reached out to me and he goes Yeah, if you make in his state anyway, he goes if you make less than seven thousand dollars You don't have to pay any taxes. And I said, how do you know that? I thought you worked at a college. Like this is what's going on right now with your job. But well, probably if you've got a kid that's working, that's what it was. Okay. So now we know, but John made more than $7,000 last year and he should be paying his taxes. We'll find out or we won't. One of those two things will happen. Can't wait for Cardiff to show up in the IRS hearing though.

Oh my God. That'll be great. Welcome to the WATP voicemail. Up ahead you're going to hear people complaining about the 45 second limit. You're going to hear people complaining about the 45 second limit. You're going to hear people complaining about Gary in Indiana. Just stay tuned.

Carl, why are you doing this? You complained about other podcasts and tell you what's coming up. Now you're doing it. Come on, man. Also, why the fuck are you censoring the word retard now when you let faggot fly? What the fuck, man?

Okay, so a couple things. First off, yes, we already addressed the first part of that, I get that. But I saw in the comments, someone on our Patreon said that we were censoring words. I was saying our word for Jake Hudson to go along with that bit, but we weren't censoring words, were we?

I haven't heard any bleeps or anything They must be talking about how you changed the Jake Hudson video Yeah must be what it is because people in the cheddar going I don't get it They're censoring swear words, and then he says this word right after it. I'm like yeah, I never said I know what you're talking about. There's no beeping. No definitely not so I'm not sure Let me know what you guys are referring to on that I assume it's I was saying our word to clown Jake Hudson not even a smoke detector chirp There have been no beeps on the show rights that today anyway band practice guy

This time for the annual John and Mary Med stock update to recap, six years ago, Sir John bought stock in Merry Med, a marijuana stock. So let's see how it's doing. Buckle up for this one, Carl. As of today, Merry Med Stock is 10 cents a share. How much did John buy him for? 72 cents a share. Oh my God.

Diamond hands, Johnny, diamond hands. Oh my God. Shut up and buckle. Oh, I miss badant this guy. He doesn't call it enough. I know. But he's making up for it with two calls in a row. Bam Bam Brant! That last voice mail, 39 seconds. That's how you do it, fuckers. Some of you fuckers just blather on and on and on and get to the fucking point.

Call me back. Bam Brant this guy. Hopefully he's gonna be in Vegas. I was gonna say, is he to be in Vegas. Yeah. I was going to say, is he going to be in Hackamania? Two? I hope so. I do too. Back to the hack. All right. Last one. Deluxe calling in. Carl Deluxe. First show back from Dowell House was

fire. Thank you. Wednesday crew in the house. Hey, I heard you say to Moody that you were involved with organized sports growing up. I'm going to guess not football, not basketball, not lacrosse, baseball, and you're a catcher. Definitely not a pitcher, a baseball. And you love to catch. We know that. All right. I get the joke. He's calling me to just do it. We get it. Leo says retard was definitely bleeped on pocket casts. Was bleeped. Was Cardiff on the show? Because sometimes he hits the bleep thing as a joke. Yeah. And he is an R word, so we know how retarded that retarded potatoes.

Precisely. All right. Well, this has been a fun episode. Thank you again, Christian. And thanks for having me. Hopefully, I got Christian and I. We made up at least one quarter of paddocks. We tried. Did our best.

Your podcast stinks. Your pod. I got to go. Stinks. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go Okay, guess what A plane is hit right we watch a carly Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. done here. I think we are. I gotta go bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Delicious.