Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep616 - That's Enough

Episode Date: April 27, 2025

This week we’re checking in on Grace Reiter, a woman who over shares and asks her guests to over share. There’s a lot of theater kids energy. Her guests talk a lot about but stuff and Grace tells a crazy story about pooping in a bathroom.  Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss mosh pits at Billie Eilish concerts (on TikTok). Scorch is on the road and having a real hard time with his chat. Michael Gavin Ali joins the show to discuss going to ChillerCon to interview Stuttering John the night before. Steel Toe is apparently crushing me without my knowledge. Opie makes up a bunch of excuses as to why he won’t go on Anthony’s show even for a large sum of money. We wrap up with another round of “Two Minutes with Tom,” the internet news, and your voicemails. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Come to Hackamania May 9-11 in Las Vegas with promo code WATP – https://hackamania.com/ Tickets available Friday morning for Boston – http://watplive.com/ Lucy’s shows - https://www.youtube.com/c/OnceOverwithCayley  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This show with Grace Ryder is an interview show and I checked out a recent episode where her guest was Kyle Gordon and I'll play you the introduction to that to give you an idea of What we'll be getting into today. Welcome Everybody to that's enough the podcast where I your host grace writer and my guest over share Online the thing we internet people do the best, and comedians and musicians and things of that nature. Today, here on the couch with me, well not on the couch with me, but here in the room, we have Kyle Gordon, comedian, musician extraordinaire. Yes!

Thank you, I'm curtseying. Thank you. He's curtseying with his beautiful Christmas sweater. Yes, thank you. Very seasonal. Very seasonal, it's March. point seasonal yeah yeah it's March so this guy's a spaz so anyone ever heard of Kyle Gordon before I looked him up he has over 1 million subs on YouTube he makes these songs that are different genres he makes like comedy songs and has music videos and stuff it's funny based on his appearance and laughter that's exactly what I would have guessed that he would do.

Yes. Yeah. Little TikTok videos, those sorts of things. Yeah. He seems to be pretty popular. He's got a lot of TikTok followers as well. And he tells a story about his mom. And it's not an interesting story, but Grace doesn't know how to move on with the conversation. So they just keep talking about it over and over again.

It's not exactly, it's the, I guess the opposite of an overshare, but my mom, my mom is very, you know, like square, straight edge, like not, she's very, she is like this, but she's like not a drinker, doing anything, but like, so like, she was like, her, the story growing up, she was like, I think I was drunk one time. It could have been. Yeah, because I had a few glasses of wine and the room was spinning. I thought I was going to be sick.

She's like, it was crazy. It was crazy. Someone roofing me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, it was like, it wasn't a ruby because she was like, I had a headache. Yeah, yeah like it was like you wasn't a Ruby cuz she was like I had a headache I think I might have been drunk Yeah, yeah, she's she's great, but she's very Wholesome all right moving on What a host she is I know what did you pick up on you you checked out a different episode? Oh my god. Well before we get too far from the intro. I know. What did you pick up on? You checked out a different episode. Oh my god.

Well, before we get too far from the intro, I just want to say that intro I feel like was tame compared to the extremely obnoxious one that I had to watch in my clip one. Anytime that a show starts with screeching, I just immediately want to die. Welcome to That's Enough. I'm your host, Grace Ryder, and we have Grant and Ash, or as you may know them online, Twink and a redhead When you Applaud when someone announces your name

Yeah, you're a lunatic. Yeah. Well, they are twink at a redhead. So Producer Chris is here everyone. Oh You didn't didn't you didn't take the bait. Yeah, I didn't get the script apparently It's not scripted. Oh, right. That's what we're saying Yeah, these this grace was a really bizarre Host but in addition to that she seems to just get these completely crazy guests and I guess that the point of the show is for These people to be over sharing Yes is for these people to be oversharing. Yes. So in my clip too, Grant is going to tell a story about how he poops his brains out

for an entire month, which results in him needing to get a colonoscopy or a colo as he calls it because he's cool and hip to figure out what is going wrong with him. And I was diagnosed with a little thing called Shigella. Have you ever heard of her? I'm sorry to laugh at that. No. But it's amazing called Shigella. Have you ever heard of her? Wait, I'm sorry to laugh at that. No. But it's an amazing name, Shigella. Like literally naming my first born. Yes, Shigella.

Get this, sister virus to E. coli. If you have twins, hi, Shigella, baby Shigella and E. coli. Wait. That's so cute. They go on with the names in clip three. Oh, good. Yeah. I was hoping it wouldn't end. I know. Actually, that is beautiful.

It's like that TikTok trend where it was like names that would be beautiful if they didn't mean whatever like anorexia. Gorgeous. It is. So gorgeous. It's like Chigella. Chlamydia even. Yes, yes.

Chlamydia, anorexia. Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Hi, Chlammy. Clammy hi Anyways, I cannot emphasize enough how much I never want these people to have kids

Well, would this guy even have kids? He doesn't seem like the type I Mean, maybe not in a natural way. Yeah, okay. Yeah The girl is pretty horned up. The redhead is she's she might be but I don't think you can impregnate someone with the butthole. I don't think that's possible. She does do a lot of butthole talk later. I've tried. She does do, she tells a story about how she gets pink-eye later, so... Oh great. Yeah, that's uh...

Because ginger kids have no souls. Okay, so in my clip four, so the Twink has this thing called Shigella. Okay. So what caused his month-long tummy troubles? So I I pretty sure the group around me to us like let me actually just look it up and read you the definition One of the first causes yeah of Shigella Eating ass. Yeah, there you go Is nobody so he gets this thing called Shigella from eating ass she gets pink eye from eating ass

And that's pretty much the entire episode. It's really a good one. What's their show? Where are they from? What do they do? They're called the twink in the redhead They've known each other since they were in like sixth grade, and they just talk like this all the time They both talk about liking gorgeous cheerleaders, both of them liking male cheerleaders, unsurprisingly. So this entire show, with all of the guests that we've seen so far, is giving off very strong theater kid vibes. It's very much everything's a performance,

and oh my gosh, you asked me a question, and I'm gonna answer your question! That's actually better than the show, keep going. Yeah, well, I'm working on it. So they address this actually in this clip. And this is a big admission I feel like people assume I'm like No, okay, well my friends were I like the people assume that they're theater kids like oh my gosh, isn't that great?

No, no, that's not a couple. That's absolutely it means you're super obnoxious and people hate being around you. That's what that means. But they're not. So that's interesting. They should have been. They should have been. Well, so this guy, Kyle, he tells a story about going to a concert. You know, he's a musician. He puts out music, but he tells a story about going to a concert where there was moshing going on. He's got a mosh pit story for us. I'm like dressed up as this character and a mosh pit starts and I don't, actually for, I'm a big music fan but I don't see like tons and tons of live music. I'm not like

someone who's going out like every weekend to see live music. Yeah, so like the mosh pit started and like I got in the mosh pit and Everyone online was like roasting me for my bad of moshing form Yeah, my like how I was like they're like I hate when it's a kick pit and someone goes in with the thrash pit Like do like like like I was thrashing and you were supposed to be kicking What a story mark he's really making grace work on this one. I wouldn't know what to do with this. Like, uh huh. Okay.

I gotta be honest, I respect her a little bit more now after watching her have to handle him. Well, this continues on. I think you're gonna lose respect when you hear this. I can't wait. So nobody's really getting hurt or are they kind of getting hurt sometimes? Depends on the pit. Depends on the pit

Yeah, I've seen it at a Billie Eilish concert like on tick-tock really her experience with much As a Billie Eilish concert on tick-tock what not even a real in real life, so I looked this up I wanna see what she's talking about. Do you remember when there was mosh pits at my show? Yes! Back in the day. So I'm not saying you need to do that. No! But... We don't need to do that! The one part about doing bigger shows and having all sorts of different people there

is that that's not really a thing anyone. I really miss it a lot If you want to do that, you're welcome to it. I know we're proud You know, this reminds me a lot of the Slayer concert I went to when they came out of they go now this next song is pretty popular guys might want to start a mosh pit Do it. Oh, yeah, that's a cool idea What is going on here Billy Eilish is telling people to mosh to our music have you heard Billy Eilish music The thing makes sense. Yeah, actually no Both of us just look very blank Does it suck it's not punk rock I could tell you that

Where do you want to go from here Lucy? Well? Let's get back into all the poop humor on my episode Just a roasting Billy Eilish, but you'll never heard of music fucking garbage, man Sorry Yeah, we were talking about poop. Oh, please. Let's get back. Yeah, I know it would have been really awful If we hadn't so grace in my clip six does not want to be left out of the over sharing so I Thought that her guests were annoying and I agree the episode you checked out her guest is annoying It I feel like she needs them because the host of the show can't even string a sentence together boy

You know what? Let me let me warm because yours... well actually this... actually wait, no wait, I'm not gonna say that because that's actually not even... it's not even a funny story and it's also just like something that I'm just like... Oh you know what? We'll keep it in the shit theme. Okay, work. This is a... I guess really that tea, I guess it's oversharing in the sense I had diarrhea. I went to the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells because I'm from Wisconsin and those guys in Dells. Are you familiar? Wait, she wasn't gonna tell this story and then decided to anyway and then she stammered for like a solid what 15 seconds and I I'm just gonna go ahead and spoil it right now. So she just said, you know, it's a little bit oversharing because I had diarrhea That's the punchline of the story also good stuff. Yeah, it's really really great. You have diarrhea in Wisconsin It's been pretty crazy. It's worse Crazy stuff right there. It's worse than that for her because she actually has diarrhea in a water park in Wisconsin

Okay, I know I know very very challenging. Well, let's go ahead and actually hear like the big reveal to the story. So that's going to be my clip 10. We it took over 25 minutes to get to this point in the story to get to the punchline. It's great. Yeah, it's gotta be. I love amusement parks. I love the water parks. I mean, that's why we were going all the time. Love the water parks. I'll cut to the chase. I had diarrhea in the water. I mean, that's why we were going all the time. Love the water parks. I'll cut to the chase I had diarrhea in the bathroom Not only that but she revealed that immediately No, what it was the point of the 25 minutes that I just wasted my day in life with but the story is not done Yet because in my clip 11, she did leave out a very important detail so perhaps this will make it

truly an overshare and much more interesting okay let's not forget so she goes to a water park and then she diarrhea's in a bathroom in a bathroom yeah okay that's the story this is also the stigma I feel like this is an important mention call her a indoor water. It's an indoor waterpark that I'm having diarrhea in. Okay, that does add another layer because you're not getting the fresh air. And it's an outdoor bathroom? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? I don't understand what that has to do with anything.

I don't understand how fresh air helps your butthole poop. Well also, bathrooms are typically indoors yeah Most of the bathrooms I use are indoors either way that was the craziest part of the story It was nice for the theater kids to act shocked. Yeah. Yeah, whoa indoor waterpark and your poop in whoa No, I know obviously it's down the slide is where you want to just pretend that's what happened. Right? Yeah, make it more fun.

All right. So she decides she's gonna come up with all these ideas for her guest, Kyle Gordon, song genres that he should try and put together. So she starts suggesting some of these. He gets very excited about it, of course. Okay, next one. National Anthem for a Made Up Country. I have been thinking of that. Really? I have been thinking of that. I actually so my brother and I used to do like a live

show. And I think we tried to do that. Okay, very exciting. Writing a national anthem for a made up country. That's gonna be hilarious In fact, you're gonna find out this premise writes itself. Oh, no, it's so clear Oh, yeah, like the thing I try to do with all the songs that I do It just has to have like a very clear sound like there is a genre called national anthem You know like yes And then like a lyrical theme of like the great and noble land or whatever

Yeah, there's like they're true across all national anthem of like our country is awesome Yep, pretty good stuff. That's what national anthems are we talking about the country's awesome So you just make up a country and then say that place is great. What a unique approach You just make up a country and then say that place is great. What a unique approach No horrible idea. Well, so then he explains that he actually did do this once but not for a Made-up country before a made-up company, but the point is the company the Chinese company had their own Anthem and I thought it would be funny to do a national anthem but for a company. Oh, yeah, like coca-cola It's just a jingle, but. Yeah, yes.

Correct. We're all thinking it. It's in every example. Fucking idiot. Poiris. I'm glad you figured that out halfway through. Handsome. So because they're talking about national anthems,

obviously they're gonna start talking about the Olympics, and they have a hot take. Our girl Grace here has a very hot take on the Olympics. Yeah, no, Olympics is crazy. Why are some sports in it? Why are some sports not what qualifies as sport? Our girl grace here. It's a very hot take on the Olympics Olympics is crazy. Why are some sports in it? Why are some sports not what qualifies as sport also low-key? They're kind of just watching the girls sports. Sorry who's watching the girls sports. Yeah Just when I was losing respect for this guy that was perfect because he just looked laughing along with everything I everything like you know everyone watches the girls for something like wait But then he decides no you know what I probably should go along with that and

Yes, and this one, but like I feel like we're kind of like watching Yeah, girl sports no definitely definitely that's a really now that if I do if I add up the math like just The guys are struggling for airtime Okay, I'm glad he added up the math. Yeah, that's an important thing to do what you're trying to figure out Who's watching what I'm the Olympics? None of that's true, right? Add up the math dummy, yeah, right you're Jewish you could do this Damn it all Lucy yes, what else they talk about besides buttholes and pooping and pooping in toilets

Well, I was gonna boy They well don't forget the baby names. Well now I mean our little baby chlamydia. Yeah, it's gonna be so beautiful It's not the worst name Listen you Would you date a chlamydia? Let's um it's not the worst name listen you would you date a chlamydia let's say it's a I have okay thanks for reminding me it's so cool alright so they're just constantly getting over to stage number three guys get your wallets out chlam video is coming up call your doctor Sorry Lucy no you're fine. I don't want to show

Fucking play some clips or what listen you understand the format. Do you want to hear them sexualize the poop? Yes, good at clip five. Oh, I really great. It's they're talking about the colonoscopy then the colo. Yeah, you know Don't forget the redhead doesn't want to be left out. So she reminds him about his other procedure I think I said you had an endoscopy at one point Let's try the other hole yeah, this one's like this one's every hole was getting Some I just don't like it there's not what I heard let me grind that let me grind that to a halt there they're really sexualizing these procedures that are just kind of medical procedures and also the entire point of the story is this guy was pooping liquid lava for a month. Okay, like that's like a health issue Well, you eat a Taco Bell a lot. Yeah, and I my poop is wonderful. Thank you

There you go, you got it show the picture else I don't believe you They were they constantly getting sidetracked in your episodes Yes, okay, so one of the times especially grace, which is crazy for a host like a host should not be getting sidetracked Carl In my clip seven. Yeah at some point they start getting drunk in the seventh grade So, you know like you're like hanging out with your friends and you know all that stuff. So that's yeah this Were you like getting drunk in like a basement on that New Year's? Yes, my but finish basement though Classic. It was a finished basement. Yes, my, that finished basement though. Classic. It was a finished basement.

Yeah, but that's like, okay, luxury. Actually, mostly we were getting drunk in the garage cause it was, okay, wait, these are different. I'm thinking of different times maybe cause in my head I'm picturing we're carving pumpkins but that's not New Year's, that's Halloween. Right. Yeah, sure. Notoriously.

So I actually don't know what we were doing in the garage but I think we started garage moved to basement Okay, cuz that's where the you know Xbox 360 was for just ours of course Do you know what I don't care about in this story about you getting drunk in the seventh grade is if it is a finished Basement or not right? Yeah, that is don't have any further questions about the garage either. No. Yeah. Wait. What do you care about? It's it's a poop go back either. No. Yeah. Wait, what do you care about? It's it's a poop. Go back to interesting. Does grace ever stop and think

like, why am I telling anyone this? This is just boring nonsense. I would prefer her to be stammering like she was previously. Yeah. Well, do you want to get back into some more riffing on types of songs they could write? I sure do. Okay, so she brings up what about a worship song? And so he actually wrote a worship song that didn't make it on his most recent album, but he's gonna tell us all about it. I am glad, okay, we're very simpatico,

because I do have one that I wrote with my friend Jacob that I just, I couldn't quite get it right for this album, but it's called Driving With My Eyes Closed. And it's about, I'm so confident that God will save me, that I'm just gonna close my eyes and just drive my car. Yeah, yeah. Because, yeah. Yeah.

Well I'm driving with my eyes closed, I got no hands on the wheel. It's late at night, I got no headlights, but I know that God is real So I'm driving with my eyes closed. Yeah That's given more like country. Yeah, yeah, which is also a little you know they got the Christian Yeah, it's the there's a Venn diagram there. It's sort of yeah, but yeah for sure like a hill song like for sure like a hill song like

I'm sorry grace. What was that got a trailed off there? What was that song? You were just riffing on? Yeah for sure like a hill song like Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jump right off this building And I know he'll catch me soft I just did the same melody to the other song, yeah, but... No, that's good. Wow, these two work as a team really well together. I'm pretty sad that there was no mosh pit during that.

I wish Kyle would actually try it with his eyes closed. Alright, so here's another idea that he has for a song that I think Lucy you're gonna enjoy this is just hilarious I can't wait, but I did do a song a few months ago that I posted not on my album That cuz I am I'm Jewish and I was just like I'm not Jewish anymore. Oh, yeah I changed my mind. I just thought it was funny to just be like, yeah, yeah change my mind I feel like I don't feel like being Jewish anymore. Yeah Yeah, you know say whatever you want about me, but I'm not that anymore. Yeah. Yeah, I just feel like it. Yeah Yeah, yeah

Kind of woke up like yeah, yeah, you guys want to stop being Jewish. Yeah. All right. Yeah Oh my gosh, it's the most uncomfortable thing you've ever heard That's the most uncomfortable thing. Also, you can't just renounce Judaism. It's a damn heritage Well, that was the joke. Yeah, but do you like we tried? You wish it was that easy That's I hated that. Yeah, I hated their interaction I don't like there's something very peculiar about how the two of them are interacting Yes, it feels I feel like at least with the twink in the redhead

She's they're kind of like vibing off each other for lack of better term These people seem like they hate each other in a room well grace and Kyle seem to think that Sparks are going to occur and they're gonna have magic and there's gonna be this great riff back and forth that it never happens Every single time just awkward with Kyle being forced to repeat the same thing He decided over and over again and they were going Maybe she should be talking about poop more What is his over sharing isn't the whole point that he's supposed to over share the over sharing was the my mom got drunk once That was over sharing and he's like, you know, that wasn't't a very good over share So then he talked about the mosh pit thing

About how the people on Twitter didn't think he was moshing very well in the mosh pit, okay? This guy needs a better life Yeah What else you got for us Lucy? Oh man? There's so many segues. I I figure I'll just paint a nice little So many segues I I figure I'll just paint a nice little Visual for you guys back into the poop story in my clip 9 so to remind you this is all taking place at a water park Okay, and grace is going to paint us a beautiful picture of what she was wearing that day Oh God Water part of my god wearing a tankini

My first time ever wearing a tankini. Oh my god. It's so horned up. I'm like a tankini. It's like my first time ever wearing a tankini and I'm like feeling so horny up. I'm like, holy shit. There's nothing hornier than a tankini. Oh, I was like, going from one piece to tankini, you're like, I'm a slut. Okay, whore. Yeah, it's literally whore. I'm like, if I go down the slide, like it might come up. Yeah. Please dear lord, don't let it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Do you want to know what a tankini is? I do, kind of. I don't want to visualize it though Can I picture it on someone else I picture on you instead? Yes, okay? What's a tankini is it's a bikini? But it has like a long part that covers up your belly when you're a big fat cow like this girl. Oh So you have it's just a little bit longer But what she's worried about is that as she goes down a water slide that it's going to lift up Everyone's worried about yes, I was just gonna say I don't think that she is still see her arms legs and face right

And if you went into the indoor bathroom at the indoor water park you could probably see her poop smears I bet she lit that place up. Yeah It's already humid in there yeah, I am sure that she did What else you got for us Lucy well I got one more segue and then I think all I have left after that is checking out the outro of the show So another segue is that I feel like grace is just a giant leech like again We've already discovered she can't really string together a sentence. She struggles with a lot of things. She loves talking about poop

and her body and sexualizing things and baby names. But she spends two minutes explaining that she wants an invite to some chick that she knew in the seventh grade's wedding. She's not still friends with this girl. She just wants to go to this wedding, which is insane. And she's announcing it live on her podcast in my clip eight. And we don't speak anymore. Just kidding. Hi, Lizzy. Hi, Lizzy. What's up, girl? That's right. At the time. Yeah. Did you hear that? At the time. Sorry, Lizzy. No, but she is actually getting married soon. So I'm hoping I can secure that invite to the wedding. Okay. Classic. Because my friends have gotten married, but they've all, they got married during like pandemic time. So they had like 23.

She was like, Ew, gross, your friends are getting married? I did want to focus on that also because I was shocked to learn that she is 23 years old Yeah, I would not have guessed that she makes young Rosie O'Donnell look good Like yeah, it is you're right. It is really I would have guessed that she was 40 I would not have been surprised. She said 40. Yeah 23 and being that size is not good. You're not going in the right direction with this one. No, oh Man, no. Oh man. No. Alright, what's the outro like?

You want to check out the outro in my clip 12? So obviously Grace is still kind of figuring stuff out, but I think that probably no matter what she does, it's gonna really suck and I'm gonna hate it. Okay. Alright guys, thank you so much. Thank you! Thanks for having us. Thanks for oversharing.

That's enough. That is enough. Oh wait, yeah, should I have like a cute outro? That is funny. Yeah, that's enough. That's enough. That is enough. Oh, yeah, so they have like a cute outro. That is funny Okay guys, that's enough from you That's what she considers a cute All right, very good. Thank you Lucy for checking that out And thank you Davey for suggesting that I want to give you guys a quick update on a friend of the show As we know

Scorch is doing PFG TV from the road and he's trying different formats of the show since he's not in Eau Claire, Wisconsin anymore. And of course his sidekick, Megan has been talked about a lot. She's going to be on the show. She's still going to be a part of the show. The thumbnail for this episode has Megan in it. So I checked this out last night and here's how it starts. Hey what's going on guys and gals? Scorch here along with my pal Mike no Megan tonight We just found out she's got so many things that she's got a little disappointment

Nothing bad. Nothing actually having to do with I think a yard sale or as my mom would say yard sale She's blowing Scorch up because she's a yard sale It's gonna be a crazy week as Scorch. I don't know if I can hop on with you tonight That's like an be a crazy week as Scorch. I don't know if I can hop on with you tonight That's like an OP crazy week. Yeah. Wow yard sale. You don't say as my mom would say yard sale Oh Scorch is charismatic, isn't he? He's great. So it's just him and Mike and they're doing this from a one of the dive bars that signed up for dive bar locator and They have to work around for Dye Bar Locator. And they have to work around what's going out at the bar in order to do this show. And what's happening in this episode is that Scorch is reading the chat and getting

flustered very easily by it. Hey, Mike and Scorch, glad to see you. Keep up to the schedule. Hey, you know what, dude? They have a pool league going on at this bar. So we wanted to get here. We wanted to give you a show and wanted to give these people here the show And that is what it is. What can I tell you? You're right? You're right. Okay good for you. You've got us We were a half hour early. So what doesn't make a difference the bottom line is you're here aren't you? It's seven o'clock somewhere though. I don't think I don't think I don't think it runs by half hours, bro It's not how that works so the guy goes it's nice that you keep it into your schedule. And later on, because I'm reading the chat, later on the guy goes,

no, I meant like you're on every Friday night, even though you're doing this thing. But Scorch Meals is just like, oh yeah, we're half hour early. So shoot me. All right. I'm busted. Yeah, okay, you got me.

You got me good on that one. Because he just thinks everyone's fucking with him. He is very defensive when it comes to the chat. And he continues He continues to reel because of the chatters, but Serato serratus you're here and that's what comes. I don't worry about it. I want to address something to the dude the dude if that's like a Rather whatever the chat

or whatever, if we close the chat, everyone's gonna leave? Yeah, you're right, you're absolutely right. You won't be able to get in anytime. Well, yeah, and we're trying to be, we're having a love-in again, you know? The chat room is a love-hate relationship. We really wanna have a cool, almost like a question and answer with some other shit thrown in, a question and answer period with the chat room.

But it's just so difficult to do because so much of the chat room is just it's crap it's immature garbage otherwise I would I would be all over it our side hamma fashion will be early what can I tell you once again they have a pool meet here we're at a place called Conway just to recap we just went over that just like all right the chances. He's fucking with me I mean what there's like seven or eight chats at this time Total oh, and they're looking at every single one of the dressing it the one that might got all puffy about yeah I didn't hear what he was saying yeah

I know his audience awful the one that he was upset about said if you close the chat everyone will leave don't do it And Mike goes oh is that a threat? Threatening us now if we close the chat. And I've said this before, guys who used to be on the radio are not used to getting instant feedback. They're not used to real time feedback, two way communication, and they don't handle it well. This is Scorch continuing to argue with the chat room. And so we have to start a little bit early. What difference does it make? Okay, what difference? I gotta watch the bouncing tape. What difference does it make? I

didn't know you were late. I was being genuine. No, I wasn't late. We're actually early by 30 minutes. He meant Fridays. He meant like on Fridays, keeping to the Friday schedule. Oh, we are keeping to the Friday schedule. Oh, we are keeping to the finest But this reminds me of obviously Opie does not handle the chat well at all gets very upset Mike Kelta, do you ever we were doing Mike Kelton shows his wife? Yeah, and he'd be like I want to people say it in the chat They have to start arguing with everyone scourge can't handle it. They just ignore the chat Yeah, that's what I don't understand

I never understand you can just ignore it or just don't be on the internet if you can't handle it right like It's a mind-boggling to me. Well. It's because these guys have nothing I know they go on the show all they talk about like people's names that they met the day before and people who signed up For their dive bar locator like oh my gosh sandy wasn wasn't Sandy gray Oh, Sandy's so sweet. Oh, what a sweetheart. She is. We don't know Sandy. I would rather play pool I'd rather watch the pool tournament, right? I love how he calls out for being immature Crap or whatever. He said it's like dude. Look what you're doing. Yes. Look what you're look at your business model here Well, you'll be shocked to hear this, but they actually do have a ton of fans.

We actually had a meet and greet with a bunch of people here in college. Yes, folks, we actually had people come up to see us. One of us to be here. I don't mean to get distracted, but when I see an actual normal conversation in the chat room, I get really effed up. Drew Peanuts, I'll get to you in a second

Single chat from drew peanuts, but he just said that they had a meet-and-greet They have so many fans down in Florida that they're doing meet-and-greets. Do you believe this? I think they just went to another bar and all did that I want to meet the fans I want to go to a meet-and-greet with the people that went to the meet-and-greet, right? So the chat that just distracted him there drew peanuts route. I think you're traveling and travels are interesting We want to know more about At this point, there's still fewer than 20 chats total in the room and listen how scorch responds to this He's just always on the defensive with these guys

Okay, Drew. I think you're traveling and travels are interesting. We want to know more about it Whether you are legit and odd and if you are I have to apologize, but that's the defense mechanism we have The guys just say like hey, man, you guys are on the road like telling some stories from the roads like okay You're fucking with me now. Is that what you're doing? Either way answered or not hey, Opie. I like your show go Jesus what's going on here? So this goes on for quite some time where he's just arguing with the very few chatters they have but they do start to get the What's with all the questions? It's pretty vague what he comes up with. Mike, once we get to Southern California, I saw somebody in the chat room

ask about when we're coming out west. That's gonna be probably around fall-ish, give or take, maybe a little bit. Give or take a season. Yeah, give or take a season. It's gonna be fall-ish to be west. Like, these aren't, nothing specific at all. Can you dumb it down for me, Scorch?

Yeah, right. Is that even like to a state at a season. He can't even dwell into that West in the fall ish time frame so there's a little nitpicky But this is the cool part because they see a celebrity enter the chat room, and it's very exciting I felt this is real compound media Compound media said scorchch let's rock my friend you know you know compound media 100% okay I'm sure that's who it is you think yeah yeah of course not if it is compound media thank you brother

we're not hiding anywhere so we were just saying like do a good show I don't know that he wants to get a hold of us? We're not hiding anywhere, so. We were just saying, like, do a good show. I don't know that he wants to get a hold of you. But anyway, so Anthony Cumi's show is hot. Oh, he took Let's as like a community. Oh, right, yeah, let's rock together, right? Yeah, let's start a band. Exactly what they thought. But I think it's funny that Scorch goes,

hey Mike, do you know who Compound Media is? Now remember, we've learned recently that Mike only knows Scor from opiate Anthony from them Cloudy about opiate Anthony and then they met who could forget and now they're roommates and best friends and gay lovers And so, you know when you see someone as the name like compound media with the logo You don't know if it's actually them or not. It could be anyone creating that but no, this is uh, anthony's tweet He wrote give some love to scorch. He's live right now Honestly, let's give him some viewers here be cool. He's not a bad guy so at least spreading the love

Getting people over if you look at the comment section on this video Everyone's just like Anthony sent me. I'm here cuz Anthony Yeah, and pleading for mercy from these people Guys he's trying to. I know what we've done in the past. But you can see in this tweet, the thumbnail that Scorch used and it's the same with Megan. Oh, my God.

Memories. Oh, he's so heart. He's he's he's in love. It's so sad. But good news. Maybe he's got a new Megan that he pulls out of the show here. Say this is just beginning. A lot of the stuff we're doing, we're trying to save money because until this thing goes, we've got to save money. So we've been parking at various places. Are you

going to come over here and be on this TV show with us. Catelyn you are the manager this way. Caitlin is the manager the cutest little thing Caitlin is a bodybuilder she's going to get me the gap. Caitlin is having a birthday Monday, but she's having a big party tonight. Tomorrow's the party. Midnight tonight the park starts tomorrow's the tonight. The party starts, night long. That's you hav

is on monday. The celebra out. So midnight tonight, at midnight. Sure I like that. He is his very own Ron the waiter. I know he's obviously smitten and He goes you want to come over and be on this TV show Caitlin say hello to that bitch Megan So we're parking very embarrassed place like you said, it's called Boothock. She's great. This is a great place.

Julia's great. Everything's great. Emily's great. Her life is great. Everything's great. Well, the story that he's going to tell here is how he was woken up by the police officer because they're just parking in places you can't park overnight. Yeah, he started to say, we've been parking in various, yeah places you can't park overnight. Is that the concept?

Yeah, he's starting to say, we've been parking in various, yeah, you have to park somewhere. Yeah, yeah, you should. Probably we have to pay for it. But they're on a shoestring budget, obviously. They're not looking to spend a lot of money. But again, Scorch is loving life.

He's just driving around, getting wasted, and dive virus every day, and that's his job now. He loves it. He did have some complaints. There was one place where he had a meeting with the manager at 9 a.m. and then he got there and then she wasn't there and blew him off. So is he going to be in Rochester in the spring?

Yeah, give or take. That'll be difficult to know. But there was someone who made a trip last night and that person is Michael Gavin Ali from the Michael Gavin Ali show MGA what's up buddy? Hey what's up guys I have to tell you I drove out with my friends they were really excited to meet Stuttering John because I've been telling him about the dabble verse and all that stuff. So basically We got there around like five o'clock. Okay, so you went to Chiller Con This is where John's there taking photos for $50 with the fans, right? So we get there and you know, I paid for my three friends and we're looking for John and

Schiller is so weird just getting there and I'm asking all the people and it says on the one of the walls the gold room. So basically we're looking for the gold room. We get there. It looks like a classroom. Inside. No. So John feels very at home that he might get a desk thrown at him. Basically we're like, uh, you know, like charging 40 for photos, 80 for an autograph and photos. Is that what he was charging? Oh yeah. So I was like,

so the wine was probably pretty long all the way out the door. It was pretty short. There were like five people at his place. So me and my friends were like, there is a lot of security here, like state troopers. And we're like, a lot of celebrities all in one place. This is going to suck. Well, what did you think you were going to do? Oh, we're going to do an interview with him. Okay. So that it cannot get arrested for trying to interview someone you know that. So john was going to freak the fuck out with the questions that we have.

Well, let's hear some of the questions. Did Tuki write any of these questions for you? Yes. And I did too with my friends. Okay. So the first question was pretty easy Have you found have you managed to find employment? Okay A question to reply would you consider applying to Amazon? They're still trying to recruit people to work with you No, but him to work in Florida

All right. So my second question is when file lawsuits, how do you compile evidence to support these claims? You know, when he tried to sue you. Yep The other one is do you take offense to comments made about you in live streams if and so why and My my other questions from Tuky was What did you tell you? Who are you and why are you famous? Okay, that's a good one. That's an old classic one from John sure

What's Suzanne? Susanna good with oral. I got The other one was would you sign my squeegee? Oh, okay This one was can I come to your hotel room? Bring you a case of beer and watch my favorite porn You wrote that one. No, that was That was too key. Oh, you say so Yeah, I want to thank you for skipping out on be dabbling live this morning and coming on our show says that we get the exclusive Thank you for that. Oh, yeah

Alhari boy Guy was trying to scoop me It's on yeah, I won't stand for it. They were insulting. Okay, okay, so you had these questions you and your buddies We're going in there you found John. He's in the gold room and You're ready to go ask some questions. Then what happens? So I asked the guy one of his guys who does the money thing, so I asked him about how much to get an interview. A two-minute interview was fifty fucking dollars.

I want to reimburse you, come on. Yeah, that's like three. Wait, that's less money than the autographs. Yes, but here's another one. What did he say? 15? I heard no 50. Okay. Yeah. Five zero. Yeah. Yeah. So the other one was a 10 minute one. The most ridiculous price was $200. And I was not like, I rather spend that on porn stars and strippers Yeah, and I'm like not wasting my time Could you imagine if you didn't have 50 bucks to jerk off with Wow you've been so upset about that today Yeah, no, so it was like

This guy's a fucking ripoff and we're like so disappointed We were so angry that we never got our interview. So it was a complete bust. It was a complete bust. Did you get a photo? Could you show us a photo? Did you share? No, I did not want to get a photo of it.

No, I mean, like, oh, John, I want to see what this place looked like. And I have people around. There's one on his on his Instagram. All right. I'm considering John's Instagram. All right. I'm selling John's Instagram? Yeah. You think I'm probably blocked, I would imagine. No, I'm not blocked.

OK, cool. Sure. So it was with Michael. How many handlers did he have? So you mentioned the one guy who was handling the money. Who else was like around him? Like what? Paint me a picture of what happens when you walk up to the booth. Like some other person who is like trying to like count the money for like other people in the room. Works for the ChillerCon probably, right? Yeah.

And this guy was just collecting money and he was like John's like right-hand man. Was it all cash or could you go? Yeah, it was all cash. I'm in the gold room. I'm in the gold room. Oh, it's weird. You couldn't just get a credit card out or something for that? No, he never had a credit, you know card thing like most people do right and I was just like

I'm not spending fucking forty dollars for this piece of shit Be dabbler is here. He says you're dead to me son of Moscow I knew he was gonna say something like that. Yeah, yeah, he's fucking around Yes, not white dabbler says this guy didn't even see John is that true did you not even see John John you what I actually saw John you saw him okay? Yes, so it out. Did you see Jim J Brewer or not Brewer? Look, thank you Who else did you see anyone else interest for you Linda Blair was there right right? Michael from the first Terminator and aliens Michael Michael Bane was there

Yeah, John took a picture with him. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So, uh, your friends, how far of a drive was this for you? Besides traffic. We don't know what traffic, how long did it take you to get there? Oh, like five hours. Jesus. And 50 bucks was, you couldn't do anything. Cause of 50 bucks. You spent way more than a gas. Your friends are gonna be so pissed at you. Like, why did we do this? No, they aren't.

They have to be. They're very stupid. They're not your friends anymore. They were so into this. They were like, yeah, let's do it. And I was like, damn it. And plus, the sad part was we were so bummed out. We go back.

We're laughing, making fun of John, go back. We're laughing making fun of John Doing the impression. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right Doing in the impressions and we're just laughing about him how fucking stupid he is You know a queen for the night has an interesting theory Did you go there by yourself and you just have imaginary friends that hang out? No, these are my friends my real friends. He didn't bring the imaginary friends to this one. No, they didn't get the invite No All right. Well michael gavin ali i'm i'm

Excited that you shared your story with us and not that jerk off el haribla But gosh, I wish you would have a little bit more to report back to us today I know I know I I I was so bummed I was like damn it. We and I was giving you a budget, you know, I Just you know, it's just like there's so much fucking security. Okay, and like we did not want to get John is going to freak the fuck out if John is going to freak the fuck out if if I wear a kinky t-shirt. Think about this though if you had gotten kicked out

that's a story. Then you'd have something to talk about like do something. Yeah and it's cheap. You could have thrown rocks at John or something. Use your brain. Because my friends one of them has a bad back. Okay. And like, we didn't want to take the risk, so we're just like... Hold on, just... When you're thrown out, you don't physically get thrown out usually. We're gonna move on, but did you think there was gonna be no price attached to doing an

interview with John, that he would just sit there and talk to you for a little while Yes in my mind So I says to Mabel I said all right well, I'm GA you suck Sorry about your friends back Plug your show where people find you Catch me at Michael Gavin Ali show on YouTube plus also I have a new show coming out called funny things with Michael Gavin Ali It will be mainly comedy failures

Failures Alright cool. Yeah, we'll watch for that. Thanks buddy. Thanks for coming out. It's a report Oh What we do to deserve that he wanted me to invite his friends on to he's like Curious about these friends. All right, maybe I'll have his friends out next weekend. The guy's back! He's more back! I didn't know about the back! I didn't know about that at the time. I cannot believe that you did not send them the link.

Alright, well, so John united these guys. You gotta give him that. He said that nothing happened, but we were all laughing. Yeah, how could that be fun? Okay guys, let's leave So have we heard any reports yet back about is he hanging out in the bars that are around it I see I mean I know apparently he was only gonna be there for Saturday You were supposed to be there

I was supposed to be there and then I decided that I really didn't want to interact with John Everyone is letting us down producer Chris. I know everyone. I have a really bad back Well, I can see why thank you it's the middle I want to address I want to address something that happened on our friend steeltoe show this week please guys stream labs PayPal super chats Rumble Rants, FEDMO. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. So Aaron Imholt was taking a bunch of victory laps this week and I didn't realize this, but apparently he got me good. Yeah.

I gotta say, maybe we start the scalp list. We had Carl's scalp last week. Boy, did we, ooh, I'm surprised he's not, look, doesn't have a hairline like mine after what we did to him last week I was scalped last week, and no one told me I thought you guys are my friends I thought you could someone could at least give me a heads up that didn't know to get fired scalps me Last week what the fuck? In order to like really get someone good wouldn't they have to know about it? Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Well, whatever. If a tree falls in a forest. Yeah, no, he's doing his little gloating here. He's got his victory lap going. So, another victory lap for the toe. It feels good. And again, I hate to give you the secret.

I hate to give you the secret on how to have an L for the toe. But I know you're not gonna listen anyway because your pride is gonna get the best of you. Kind of like when I cooked ricada today and he couldn't help but respond only to reveal that his brain has rotted and he's retarded. All you have to do is no sell me. I'm antagonizing you. I'm purposely antagonizing you to get a reaction. All you have to do is no sell it. You can claim the win. So Aaron's got with this new scheme. We talked about this a little bit on this little piggy yesterday, which is a great episode of this little piggy Dick Masterson

was on with us for most of it. But what Aaron is now claiming is he goes, guys, if you want to beat me, all you got to do is just stop making fun of me Just stop just stop talking about me, and then I'll tell I'll say that you want and you can you could say that you want But not talk you know I'm not as stupid as I look I don't really close to as soon as I get out of this Headlock I'm gonna kick your ass We're gonna say loose I'm gonna say that it's the Simpsons just don't look just don't look yeah like so apparently the Simpsons, just don't look, just don't look. Yeah. Like. So apparently, when we clown Aaron Imhold, that's what he wants, and that's proof that he's winning, and he talks about that more here.

This is how confident I feel in how stupid they are. Do you think they're gonna take it, or do you think they're gonna go full steam ahead with handing us Ws? And just, like, handing me their scalps. I think they're going to keep handing me their scalps personally. Yeah, well we have a weekly show. It's like, yeah, I think we're probably going to keep making fun of you on this little piggy every Friday at 4 p.m. because it's the schedule. That's what the show is on every week. So this is a fun

new thing now where people are handing him their scalps. I don't know what that means. It's not Every week, so this is a fun new thing now where people are handing him their scalps. Oh, you know what that means It's not even a term. It's not a phrase. It's not anything but Aaron does this thing where he lies to his audience gaslights his audience and he makes shit up. It's so convoluted He was trying to say we were talking about this in this little piggy yesterday so I think what's fucking with them is Nick Reketa is back to streaming and he's back to law tubing. He's covering that, I think it's Karen Reed case that's going on right now.

And he's getting thousands of live viewers and he's doing way better than Aaron can ever do. And so Aaron's got to spin that into, well, yeah, but he he's doing I just do a niche thing where I'm a shock jack But he's doing law tube and so he's gonna get a lot more viewers because of that But he's like the least number of viewers of any of the law tubers who are covering this case How many people are watching law tubers that's way more niche than comedy shows we talking about So it doesn't make sense. That case is pretty interesting. The case is interesting. I don't give a fuck about it I'm not watching anyone talk about I have not watched Rikki to talk about it

I will say I don't watch anyone talk about it But so he's trying to do this thing where he's changing the rules and claiming that he's winning and beating everyone People realize you know with my personality I'm a little divisive so people take a little longer to come around and see that I was right. But he's down in the, I mean, I've seen everything from the 400s to the 600s. Now he's talking about Patrick Melton, nobody likes onions right now,

he's talking about how many viewers he has, his numbers are way down. Meanwhile, Toe just keeps plugging away at it's seven or 800 and doing our thing. It's amazing when you don't rely on drama and then the drama dies down, you can still keep your numbers. Pretty crazy.

Okay, so let me just show this. Do you rely on drama? Yeah, I know, this whole week has been about drama with him and he's just like, my numbers are great because we don't talk about drama stuff, but meanwhile, it's been nothing but Nick Reketa and Melton and me. So let me just show this because for the people,

I don't know why he thinks he can get away with shit like that He's just like I'm obviously doing better than nobody likes onions Here's steeltoes if you go to his the live page on YouTube here are the most recent episodes So the Friday show is 640 views and then The Thursday bonus thing it's 1200. There's 2600 from two days ago 1400 from two days ago thing, it's 1200, then it's 2600 from two days ago, 1400 from two days ago, 1100 from three days ago, 1600 three days ago, 3000 four days ago, 1400 four days ago. If you go over to Nobody Likes Onions and you look at the same screen, the live videos, because that's what he's talking about.

He has more live viewers and you look at Nobody Likes Onions. Now he has the 24 seven thing that's running that's old reruns and they did a member show last night And then this little piggy has almost 8,000 views April 22nd 11,000 views on April 16th 8,000 views April 15th 9,400 views April 14th 10,000 views this little piggy 13,000 views these are not even close in numbers Nobody likes audience is crushing him as far as viewership goes and people watching the show and for this guy to come out Just be like yeah, I've been checking out. It's like 200 400 people watching. It's really sad. It's so pathetic How much this guy's losing?

Who are you trying to convince with this it's just so easy to look these things up He also decided he knows that nobody who listens to him is ever going That's what he's counting on yeah Because he's been talking about how Patrick shows going away and dying and nobody's watching it anymore for a month It's hard to have that story for months I think that I've heard both you and Melton talk about the fact you know when you want to be a radio guy You're not used to people being able to fact check you instantly, right? And so, you know people are driving their car when they're listening to you on the radio

They're not they're gonna believe anything that you say. Yeah, and also there's ways to spin ratings You can talk about different target demographics and be like, yeah But we're number one with males 25 to 49 in the Eau Claire area So he's still trying to do that shit it's like well now it's on YouTube and we can all see. And of course his excuse for this will be like, he's also on Rumble. His Rumble numbers are lower than those numbers I just showed you and they're all inflated

because Rumble makes up bullshit numbers. So it's not even close. He's going after me now and I think it's because I make fun of him once a week on this little thingy. You think? Yeah, I think it's because I make fun of him once a week on this little thing But he's got some shit to say What's that? Oh B's? Oh B's dumb Wow that's fighting commentary from old Carl

He's the opi of his own show so you'd think he and opi would stick to it like opi's got to stick together right? but I don't know such as maybe Carl sees too much of himself in the opster and he just tries to run away from that as fast as he can. Poor kid. What is he talking? I'm sorry. What he just said. I was just going to say, okay, is his point that you are Opie? Well, yeah. So he goes, I'm the opie of my show. Yeah. So I should like Opie because I see myself in Opie. So you're self-deprecating Opie. Well, he he goes I'm the opium my show yeah, so I should like Opie because I see myself in Opie So you're self-deprecating Opie well He says I cover Opie a lot and then because he's retarded

He goes and that's why he has to run away from Opie because he sees himself in Opie It's like what am I running away from but Aaron is Opie I? Don't know who Opie is I think Opie's Opie but Irregardless this guy was trying to make a point and he knows that like calling me opi is like oh He's gonna hate that Carl's really gonna get upset if I call him opi. Do you hate that? I don't yeah, especially Especially because he didn't have a point. He didn't know where he was going with that

What are you talking about two completely different directions like I don't even know what you mean by that But this is more talking about how much I suck They're calling. Oh, they call Carl Lady K That's that's cute. Yeah, it's stuttering John does that by the way that was that was John's thought also it's good stuff years. Yeah Mint diggity says they have no talent of their own Carl has to glom off other people with more talent I mean I get why he sucks off Anthony he He has to, that's his meal ticket. If he didn't, like Carl never built it himself. He has a lot of e-daddies.

He's kind of an e-bottom. You know, Masterson, Kumia. If not for those guys, I mean shit. I'd be calling, I'd probably be calling him anytime I had a computer tech issue and he could fix that for me He'd be very very effective in that role. I Got a real fucking problem with this what about drew late?

Kumian Masterson, there's kaya It's a bunch of guys who about this can pass around Carl I don't want you to teach me about marketing. I want you to teach me how to get you daddy's I Know something about that apparently you might have a better time an easier time at it than I did You know the only reason why we know who Aaron judges is because the Yankees let him play for their team Yeah, and so then he's on national television and people see him and they're like, oh, you know, he owes it all to the Yankees Duh-duh a stupid argument the dumb thing to say A last clip I have on here. This is like he's really trying to hurt me here because there's no one

He hates more in the world than Nick Reketa. Of course I'm gonna say something that's gonna upset a lot of you Nick's more talented than Carl. I Mean look Look, I'm complying. I'm comparing, you know paraplegic and quadriplegic no offense quad, but Nick's got more talent than Than Carl Damn, but yes offense Johnny crutches That hurts right there. I've seen Carl in a courtroom. He does. Okay

so That hurts right there. I've seen Carl in a courtroom. He does okay so Obviously Nick has a four and twenty one thousand subscribers on YouTube Yeah, he's doing very very well, and I have more subscribers and more viewers than Aaron He's talking about two shows that are bigger than his show. He's just like God both these guys are fucking pathetic They both suck so bad Yeah, well What does that make you? I'm confused how that works Aaron's another one of these guys though who he'll say people suck as soon as they don't like him anymore

Like if they're not praising him then they suck because he used to love Nick Reketa They used to do shows together and they would they had a lot of fun together the hot tub show and all that stuff He used to have me on his show he used to talk glowingly about who are these podcasts and now we make fun of Mike Oh, he has no talent these guys have no talent. They suck. It's very transparent It's not a real opinion he thinks if he says anything with that fucking smirk on his face that he's getting over on people I Guess yeah, maybe that's the true win That's all it takes perhaps. I'm gonna hand it in my scalp smugness is the win hmm. He's got that in spades I'll try it more often

He's got this bug this thing down All right, here's a guy who's not smug. He's actually having a tough go lately. Opie's another one of these guys who is constantly getting rattled by the chat to the chat room and what the free chat is saying to him. And so of course the guy's hair is just ridiculous. He just cannot do anything with his hair. So someone asked him about that. Do you own a comb? No! Dude, I've, you know, I guess you're a new fan.

My, my mom used to drive us not. Okay, so this is good. Oh my god. What? Do you own a comb? What, what just happened? What are you new here? You don't know my comb style? All right, let me tell you about it.

My mom. Jesus. You guys want to hear about why he doesn't own a comb? No, but yes. This is crazy. When Opie says he's working on himself and he's working on it, he's not. You wouldn't have a story like this when you're in your sixties.

My mom used to drive us. Now there's a guy that I banned and he's still trying to yap. F it lunatics. No, I don't own a comb. It goes back to when I was a kid and my mom had one blue comb and she had her favorite favorite tweezers. And if the comb went missing in the house or the tweezers went missing in the house, all hell would break loose. We would all have to stop doing what we were doing. You know, I would have to stop playing Atari and we would have to find the blue comb. And the weird thing

is no one, no one else used the goddamn blue co nobody. But if it was missing, it's because one of us, one of seven, eight, nine kids was using the damn blue comb. And I think that's the reason why I don't own, I literally don't own a comb. I literally don't own a brush. When I'm in the shower, I scrub my head really good to get all the dandruff out that I guess the combs and the brushes would be taken care of. I haven't combed my hair.

I don't know. I was probably in high school. How is this possible that he's still traumatized from his mom? Bitching about losing her comb so he can't even own a comb or a brush because of that Did you also notice that he said her favorite tweezers? How many tweezers do you think that there were does he use tweezers? That's a good question. Yeah, does he does he own tweezers? Alright the chat we gotta find out does Opie own tweezers and if he does why is that okay, but the comb is just too traumatizing. Yeah, I don't get over it, dude It makes it sound like this came up. We had to stop what we were doing. This came up a lot Yeah, I had to pause the video game. Okay. Where's my blue comb?

I also really liked Seven eight nine kids usually when people describe their home situations well. I know I I understand Do you understand because they would bring in people yeah, okay? It just that's it's not common to hear that no I don't know believe you know how people live under the roof You grew up. I mean if you were so traumatized by the comb I would think that every single time that this happened You would remember who was where? Yeah, so that's crazy. I hope you're not working on yourself You need to because you need to get over that you should be able to own a comb and not have it freak you out But I explained is not a blue one

You know we all get we all got problems I'm not the only one with problems. What's your problem? Tell me what your problem is The problem is you cannot style your hair Even at the own a comb. I know that's really not the point. Yeah, you didn't have to tell us that story at all That's not what the guy's point. Yeah, here's why my hair looks like shit My time do you have my mom in 1974? with her favorite tweezers

So you know that they people been telling opi's got to check out the isotopes Yeah, and they found out that the guitars and it's still actually trained Stevie Ray Vaughn Mm-hmm, and so they're very excited about that and and they're like that. They're really big in Rochester. You should know them He's like oh shit. When were they big? I look this up. Wow. Somebody somebody spoiled the fun we were having. Mike with the $5 volcano bungee jumps by the isotopes is my favorite, but the guitarist is just too gay and club footed for me. All right, Mike, thanks for the $5. You know, there was some

trickery. People were trying to get me to check out a band, and then I guess it's a band of some dude that does a shitty crappy live stream where all he does is jocktober people. People finally let me in on the dumb thing. Give or take a season. All right. You're friends with a deer Yeah, so I guess I hope he's not allowed to like our music now cuz I have a dumb live stream I would have liked to hear his actual opinions. I know it would've been cool if you would've checked it out

But apparently he's not he's can't possibly listen to the music cuz he found out yeah why people were recommending it Mm-hmm. I like choice Smith says, two homes, zero combs. Now, Opie's got a big announcement, everyone. This is a big deal, I'm very happy for him. Of course, we know that Anthony got a job at W-A-B-C. He's back on the radio, and Opie's downplayed that, and so it's a stupid, part-time job. We're gonna hear more of that in these clips coming up.

But Opie is actually the one who's a mover and a shaker in this business. By the way, I'm very, very close. Should have more info soon. But I am moving my podcast to a very big podcast network in the very near future. Whoa. You know, I got a little good news recently, a couple of days ago, a couple of emails coming in. Hey,

what are you doing? We think we could really help your podcast. Oh no. It's somebody from Nigeria. I was going to say, I'm glad you said that. Lucy, I get these emails all the time And they'll even like reference a recent episode. I really enjoyed your conversation with blind Mike I get those and nobody cares about me, right? Yes. Oh my god Opie got got I thought it was pfg TV. Maybe team it up with scourge Oh, he's at that age where he doesn't understand anything about how the world works It's very possible

This is not something you should be signing up for buddy, but maybe Guys I'm just saying there's a chance of a million hair I'm not gonna find out yet, but just let me know but Opie actually got his I know yet, but just let me know but opi actually got his Opi got his team on this email that came in hmm, so My my agent and I always say agent and manager. I guess they work together there There before the total is it triggered. What how do you have an agent and a manager?

You haven't had a paycheck in six years my groupie? What's he talking about? How would you possibly have an agent and a manager? And why would you get two people involved in this email that came in he caught himself on of stupid It was and then made it stupider Before we pulled the trigger there They're inquiring with another podcast at work, but, I got a little good news, just a little. They're using it as leverage. Hey, Louis J. Gomez, we got this other off person over here. What's Gas Digital gonna do?

Are you gonna give us a little bit more? What are you doing? Louis? I think I'm blocked. Nothing crazy. I'm not gonna be competing with Joe Rogan anytime soon or anything like that, but I think I'm upgrading the podcast platform that I've been on for years, for years. So when I have more info on that, I'll let you know.

Why would the podcast platform matter at all? I know. Everyone can get on every podcast player with whatever they're using for their podcast. You're not going to get on additional phones because you signed up with a podcast network. But in case you're wondering, is this going to change the show that we all love? Oh no. OP radio? Is he going big time?

Is he going mainstream? I got a feeling about this. It doesn't really change much as far as where you sit. I still need you to subscribe to the OP radio podcast, download as many episodes as possible. And that's that. But as far as like marketing, making a few more bucks, maybe getting me more out there, this new situation is certainly going to help. So nothing's going to change. So none of those Facebook stars coming in.

Yeah, I know, right? I got to show them I'm getting Facebook stars. That's a big part of this deal. Oh, Jesus. That's funny. Guys guys big announcement. We've got a podcast network You won't notice any difference. Yeah, of course not. Why would we? So Anthony was doing his show on Wabc and he ended and he still had a minute to go and he goes, oh, we still got a minute so Anthony's filling some time here in the final minute and he puts out an invite. I know. But yeah, wouldn't that be interesting having Opie on? I had Jimmy on last week. He was

great. But in case you didn't know, me and Opie, we don't get along very well anymore. It's a shame. But I think it would be cool, do you think? Let me know. Yes. Because I'd have him on. Great. I have no problem, but I think he might have a problem. But I have no problem and I think it would be pretty cool to hear me and Opster back on broadcast radio in New York City for the first time. How much of an argument would that be? I think it'd be fun. Maybe we'll do it. I don't know.

It's the Anthony Kumia show. All right, so there you have it. There's the invite that went out. And Opie hears about this invite and he's going to address it here. JFK Anthony Zedik for not having you on at least one Sunday night. I supposedly supposedly, no I know he basically said he would have me on. I have no desire to do that. What are you scared? No, great. Why do you talk that way? So Opie knows exactly what people are going to say when he turns down this offer to go on Anthony's shell. It's like, oh, you're a pussy.

And so he has to address that immediately in only the way that Opie can, of course, I mean, it's embarrassing. In only the way that opi can of course I mean it's embarrassing No, I'm not scared I just don't want to hang out the a-hole the guy literally take shots at me every fucking day Yeah, I want to go on that show. That'll be that would be a joyous occasion These reads really stretching with the hate towards me, by the way. There was something that somebody said to me very recently. I just started laughing. I guess Anthony's taking psychology classes at a community college somewhere because he's

breaking down why I don't like certain people. Oh my God. It's pathetic even for him. Well, Obi, we're all analyzing your mental illnesses. It's very easy to do. You don't even have to go to a community college for that. It's very transparent what's wrong with you. So that's just, it's actually difficult not to when you watch the way that you behave

on the screen Everybody turns into an armchair psychologist watching the opester But so opi finally saw this segment that I just showed you of anthony saying Yeah, i'll have opi on and of course, that's the very end of a three-hour show that he does sunday night And this is opi's takeaway But the no, but nah the real reason I want to do Anthony's part-time weekend watered down radio show, by the way, for the first time in a long time, I did check out a clip. It was the clip basically him saying that we don't get along and I would

have a bomb my show and the one thing I noticed was what happened to his voice It's a bit on the weak side, but what when did that start? It's a little weaker than I remember Hmm. So remember what Opie was saying look at I can be taking shots at everybody too and doing the stuff that all the basement Podcasts are doing I'd be the best at it. So the destroy destroyer right he's told us he'd be so good at it so far he's seen Anthony show twice and his takeaway were the glasses oh the wild glass the wild glasses and now it's the weak voice hmm Wow Oh he really is good at this he's crushing everyone watch out get the it doesn't watch this show and comment on it

doesn't watch this show and comment on it. I don't know. We just wait until he hears the isotopes. Yeah. So this is fun. We're going to find the real reason why he won't be doing Anthony's show. But the real reason why I don't want to go on his show is because I think he's garbage. Oh, you know, he's been pretty much, you know, not to be down Since I met him. Oh, he continues to this day and I don't want any part of that. Okay But it'd be great for you. Yeah, I understand. I understand. I

Understand he's hurt himself. This is great. He's just like oh everyone's analyzing my mental illness It's like yeah, you're on the show arguing with yourself Everyone's analyzing my mental illnesses. Okay, you're on the show arguing with yourself For you I know that Be funny or fear there was a mirror I had somebody from W ABC. I think it was legit. It seemed very legit They go how about? $10,000 to do one hour with Anthony. I was like wow that's very generous, but no no Thank you Okay, so remember about the HOA's again remember. We were just talking about I know ten thousand dollars for one hour

He's no I wouldn't do that That's ridiculous if you think the guy's garbage go on and show and tell him he's garbage like have it out could be great People would love it and make ten thousand dollars while you're doing well, okay, so I did and open some doors I did reach out to Anthony cycle not really see this claim that Opie said some of wabc's and give him $10,000 and Anthony wrote me back. I talked to the GM He cracked up laughing and said absolutely not There was no so Opie's getting fooled by everything he thinks he's gonna be part of a podcast network He thinks ABC is offering him $10,000 for an hour

I talked to mr. ABC, right It's funny But so what is the amount of money that it would take for open to do? Anthony Kumi a show No, well, this isn't our final offer. Well good offer me Offer me more. The answer is still going to be no, no, and no, because he's, he's not a, for me, for me, he's not a fun person to hang out with. He's brought an insane amount of hate into my life and I,

and I literally don't want any part of that. Okay. I mean, he's trying to cope with the reasons. He won't take any amount of money because it's not gonna be fun he's not a fun guy to hang out with like his hope he's a blast I know right but okay well then argue with him for an hour yes what I'm how much money there's not an amount of money that we could start a point of like the whole thing about work is that it's not fun that's why we call it work and that's why we get paid to be there

So of course there's a monetary amount of money that you're gonna go and do it for no one's offering you $10,000 to take your family on vacation To go on separate vacation right So it's pretty obvious to anyone watching including Opie who's watching himself That he's not doing this because he's a pussy and he doesn't want to confront Anthony and so of course he's battling himself with that. No and if you want to say I'm scared. Oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm scared to do it. No nothing good could come out of it.

So no, no thank you. No. Uh what was his favorite Atari game? You know what? Atari I know I brought it up karmic x right. Thanks very back to doing what his show is The atari triggered him. Sorry. It reminded him of the comb too much good stuff. Oh v good stuff They talked about how the joystick would break. Okay. Good. Yeah something we can all relate to so it's his chicken shit It's so obvious. Well, we wouldn't even do anything for me It would do so much for him

That would be a huge deal if he was on the radio with Anthony again And it would get tons of people remember when he was talking about that uber driver Who was a big old a fan and didn't even know that Opie had a stream and podcast and was still doing stuff Yeah How many open Anthony fans are there out there who didn't follow this drama just listen to him on the the radio every morning and then they went away and they listen to something else now and then they find out Oh my gosh, they're back. Oh, oh, he's doing a thing and he's on the Computer every morning and I can be tuning into that like this would do good things for him You know, I wonder if it's less fear and more that he knows how good it would be for Anthony

No, you know what? I think it is knows how good it would be for Anthony? No, you know what I think it is? Opie has made up in his mind all of these tales about what a monster Anthony is. He was creating these sock accounts and going after Opie and getting people to go after Opie and giving out personalized information and none of it's true.

And so Opie just wants to be able to call him up like I know shit man, He did stuff that was so terrible But if you actually confront Anthony about it and then had to hear the truth back it would kind of screw up his whole argument Oh, yes, you know it's the same reason why Aaron Imhot will never have me on his show He wouldn't have Aussie guy Dean who's like hey, man. I'll come on or you can come on my show I'd love to talk to you. Just like no. I don't want to talk to you It's cuz yeah, cuz you know that you're lying all the time and someone's going to show that yeah Call you out, and then you can't do your gaslighting thing anymore. Yeah, he's been coping with

Anthony being a monster for so long. Yep, it would ruin everything for him, right? That's really what it comes down to yeah So you don't think that if you think that Opie would feel exactly the same if he could control it like if anthony went on opi radio That opi still wouldn't want to do that definitely not I Think that he thinks that he's smart enough To control a situation no he just said I don't want anything to do with that guy. I don't think he's a fun guy He's right. I mean I like the words that mean. He also said he's afraid of combs. I know what you mean. He's stupid. Yes, he is. And so now he has to take shots. And this is what's great about this, is Opie talks out of both sides of his mouth. So he's complaining about Anthony. He's still taking shots at me to this day. Brings all this hate. And then Opie turns around and immediately just starts taking shots at Anthony. Uh, Larry, tired of ants fans pretending that his w a b c show doesn't

suck. I honestly don't know. I, I, I only listened to the 32nd clip. Someone sent me when he was offering me, uh, you know, to go on with him. I noticed that his voice was very, very weak, much weaker than the ONA days. I was surprised by that. And then the feedback I do get from the people that give a shit about me, they're like, it's a watered down version of his internet show.

So like his fan base, they want the red beat. They want him yelling the N word and talking about the savages. So Opie's trying to paint this picture that Anthony's show that you can subscribe to, Compound Media, censored.tv, is just him yelling the N-word and talking about savages all the time. So he's just trying to dumb this thing down.

He's just like, yeah, he's just racist. He gets racist to watch his show. It's like, well, that's not true at all. So you're kind of slandering the guy. You're calling, you know, saying all this shit. And at the same time, he's going and Anthony, all he does is trash me and bring hate into my life. It's like you're doing exactly that right now to him. He's also admitting that he watches the show to some capacity, right? Or that he understands what Anthony's doing and he does not. But, uh, you know,

I, I'm sure people report things back to him and and he believes everything we've seen that happen time and time again He thought that I trained Stevie Ray Vaughn not to play guitar It's only semi true. He showed me a few things as well How do you get that tone This is the last clip I have this is just a chatter fucking with Opie and he doesn't even understand He doesn't even understand what's going on. I remember getting KO'd by a fall on the fence and lost my breath my mouth turned completely purple. Ah, that doesn't sound good. Yeah, isn't that great? Opie's telling stories about climbing trees and he used to climb up on his roof and he's going on and on. He's

going on and on about these stories and then this chatter goes, you know, he's fall on the fence and talking about my mouth turned completely purple and just go, oh, well, that sounds bad. I wouldn't want that. Yeah. So, yeah. Hope

he's dark mouth is back. White lips McGee is back and that's the latest with the opster being a real chicken shit refusing to do a show I agree John you've actually summed that up perfectly appreciate you all. We got a game to play. You guys ready to play a game? Yes. Let's go. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show. Two minutes with Tom. What do you say? Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to find the bomb playing two minutes? Tom playing two minutes with Tom. This is the greatest show I've ever seen. Thanks man.

Ultimately though, you guys transitioned off that little fags sexuality. Would he, my question for Tom is, would he let, would he let Tim fuck him in the ass? That is true. We didn't finish it. We didn't get the answer. Tom from Philly has some good ideas. Yeah. Thank you very much captain. Thank you very much Yo, that cheesesteaks trashed out bad sandwich. Keep going. You're going to the wrong place tim. Where you gotta go? First of all, tom We all just we were doing a show of gotham. Dave smith. How you doing my brother? Um Okay, so tom is straight. That's the question right transitioning to his are you straight or day Tom straight you straight?

What's wrong? I? Don't believe that Why are you feeling cuz Tom's no Tom's that's actually a thing in the world in your stand? I'm not times in so Tom. Thank you very much Tom from Philly. You can hang up on him now Why do you? Why do you think Tom. Tom, there's no, why do you think that you're straight? Because.

What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I am. B, I can't get it up. Thinking of a man. Next. I can't get it up thinking of a man. Next, I love women. Four, women are a work of art. And lastly, the proof is in the pudding.

Two minutes with Tom. Oh, that's interesting. That's a hard one All right I am going to go with number one because I am because we called out Cardiff I know never cheeses one. That's the only reason why I'm going for alert. I did too. Okay. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go with lastly the proves in the pudding. Okay. I like that cuz it's so stupid It's very these are all very short. So I think it like that because it's so stupid. It's very, these are all very short. So I think it's one because it's the least funny of these. Yeah. All right. Let's find out what Tom says. Why do you think you're straight?

Why do you think that you're straight? Because I am. Yes. Yes. Have you ever hooked up with a man? No. You don't know. You have no idea. So you don't know.

No, but I know what I look like and I just. For the win. That's great. I'll say you don't know okay, that's amazing Good job boys have you ever hooked up with a man? No, you don't know can't have no idea right? No, but I know I know what I look like and I just presume that most men look as grotesque as me That is not true No, there's a lot of good-looking

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Do do do do do do do do. I'm trying to get fired. All right, so much fun. So much fun has been had here on the program today. We're going a little shorter than usual. We gotta go to Vinnie's show tonight. We got stuff going on. We have Silk City hot sauce pork anderlo got to go to Vinnie's show tonight. Yeah, we got we got stuff going on We have silk City hot sauce pork and a loin to eat. I'm excited about that

we'll be grilling out here in a moment and I'm just gonna cut to the chase well You know let's talk about what Lucy's up to because Lucy type box has a YouTube channel. She has a patreon She has a new podcast Those are all true facts my YouTube channel is She has a Patreon. She has a new podcast. Those are all true facts. My YouTube channel is where I talk about movie reviews. That is Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Tons and tons of exciting stuff coming up. I just watched Cloverfield with Uzi. So that review is coming out this week. Very exciting. And

then I also started a new podcast called the murder game podcast which you can find on Spotify on YouTube on Twitter murder game pod and It is all about hypothetical thought exercises where we talk about offing people. It's wonderful I've had a lot of amazing guests on there like who I just recently had read Coming up next week is gonna be Ryan Rabolkin, but I've had trucker Andy Thank you Yeah Excellent well. Thank you for being here

Hacomania yes Kaylee was you'll be at hack a mania If you want to stream it and watch Lucy, you can use C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Yes, and I will be eating butter. That's right, you're part of the Butter Eating Contest along with Mary Beth Rosie. Brian Johnson, I think, is in that contest as well. I've heard that. I'm gonna lose. I can't win against Brian Johnson. I mean, I'm gonna try.

He's probably just hiding his beard. My money's on you. Oh no. Yeah. Alright. I want to thank Dennis. You know, if you go to go to who are these calm you can get our PO box and Dennis sent me in some junk that he found in this house like this hamburger helper. Ah Get it. Ah He also sent a Dolphins bobblehead for Vinnie from 1974 another bobble heads in 1974. He's gonna be so happy

That's gonna be the best thing that happens to him today. I get it. That's what I'm thinking. So guys, thanks so much for for hanging out with us. We'll be back of course on Wednesday live 5 30 p.m. Eastern time on our YouTube channel. If you're a listener, you know, it comes out on Thursday Get the full episode. We got a couple of voicemails here to hit and then we'll be on our, oh wait, no, no, no. I love deck. What was I thinking?

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BDIs reports, so, Stuttering John says he was this popular guy in high school, in a band, football, yet his yearbook shows us nothing. It's as if he just showed up for the senior picture and did the minimum to graduate. Hmm, to fool who follows 440, he asked the coach too many hilarious questions about football, so they told him he was too funny to be on the team. Rogue Name asks, does it show him holding a giant lottery-style check from his Alice Cooper-inspired Battle of the Bands performance? R. Kona adds, He was a true renaissance man, wrote all the songs, negotiated a $10,000 payout from his high school, and built a trap door on the stage all by himself. Leon Stinks points out,

He was super popular, and also, he was bullied. Depends on what John needs to be true at the time. Ambitious face, John also says he's an NYU graduate, and he was a successful writer on the Howard Stern Show. Hot by 8686 opines, Skip was the class helmet head. Novel tone may be in denial, but wait that would mean that John, our John, is lying. Preposterous! And from YouTube, Indian Bra shared a timestamp with, to go watch Kevin Brennan go after a guy with an autistic kid. He's just about a piece of shit.

The silence that ensues speaks volumes. Jack Flash gushes, the story about the other failed pilot was glorious. I've never heard of a pilot being canceled during the audition process before. Chris Green reminds us, off topic, but Ray DeVito asks if you could get autism later on in life. Let that sink in. As Jason notices,

Kevin is turning into Stuttering John. We'll have to take Dave Dala Fiora's word for this The KB and Zuma combo reminds me of dipping Oreos into ginger ale Anton Slavik speaks for many How does he not know he's being gassed up and clowned on and jesus peterson plays us out with it's a word Very good, Jenny jingles doing her best. Uh kb impression there amazing appreciate the effort that is this approved from our Previous internet news girl. I love listening to Jenny do the news. She's great To some voicemails and call it a day is as the editor

your vocalist for buzz meyers Did I hear that correctly is? It's a WTP network Buzz Meyers? Did I hear that correctly? Is a... Is a WATP network, just like an H2B siphon for your friends? Like, what the fuck kind of lib shit is that? Call me back. No, the singer in Buzz Meyers is named Ed, but it's not Ed the Editor. Ed the Editor is just a guy who reached out to me

and I responded to his email. guy who reached out to me and I responded to his email. So Buzz Meyers, B-U-Z-Z-M-I-R-E-S, stream it wherever you stream music and let Opi know that's a cool band he should check out. He might like Buzz Meyers. Yeah, that's a good point. Yep. Carl, D-Lux, I got a great idea for Shana Ray, if her manager is listening or she's listening, just grow your bush out. You'll get a lot of like child predator types or whatever, underageers if she's got a big old bush growing there. So I don't see a big deal. Her feet look normal size and out here

on the left coast, we just call those girls spinners. Oh God. Deluxe is so smart. I'll let her manager know that she just grew her pubesners. God. Deluxe is so smart. I'll let her manager know she just core pubes out. Thanks. All right. Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl and gang. Step right up. Make your prediction. At the Chillerfest, how many autographs did Stuttering John sign? Over 50? No. Between 30 and 49?

Probably not. Between 29 and 10? Let's move it along, Gary. Between 5 and 10? Or less than 5? What are your guesses? We couldn't have got the answer if someone wasn't fucking reported. I know.

Rock and Rolla. We had a guy there who could have sat and watched and told us. Yeah, for free. And taken photos of it and video of it and sent it to us so we can watch it and comment and you got the exclusive scoop That's just the worst job ever. I do need to talk to his this just in Carl nothing On I am telling you the way are the story? Why wouldn't when I send him the link why wouldn't you write back just back? Yeah?

I don't have anything for you today, but thanks anyway. I like being on shows Yeah, I don't have anything for you today, but thanks anyway. I like being on shows Girls here to report on what happened to the hockey game last night. I actually didn't watch it Well, thanks for coming on for games you couldn't watch one of them. All right Thanks guys for being here and We will catch you soon. I don't know. We got bunch of stuff coming up right go see Vinny tonight. Yeah we'll see Vinny if you're in Western New York it'll be a comment Carlson Carlson comedy dot com. It's gonna be super fun. Nobody can. That's not true Lisa come on. I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go. I gotta go. Thank you. Please clap.

I force applause breaks. I force them. Some people earn them, I force them. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Boom man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that Miss Tidebox, do you know what you did wrong?