Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep620 - Live in Las Vegas

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

We are live at Hackamania in downtown Las Vegas with the entire WATP cast. We're continuing our review of Stuttering John on Primal Scream with Trucker Andy and Vinnie Paulino. John spends another ten minutes complaining about being called a wack packer. Good stuff John. Christian Bladt and Dick Masterson join us to check out Vegas Pauly C and we introduce Dick to Lisa Boswell. Lucy Tightbox and Andy present Matan Even vs. George Santos as they appear on each others podcasts. We're joined by Bryan Johnson and Adam Busch to review Adam's appearance on Chad Zumock's show. Then Jenny Jingles comes on to discuss Opie's hilarious pranks and Scorch finally getting monetized. We wrap things up with Annie and Maribeth with another round of "Who Said It?" Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And make himself, this little insecure man, feel like he's a man. He needs to feel that way because he ain't getting it from his fucking wife, is he, Carl? You ain't getting shit from her. You ain't getting that feeling of manhood from your wife. As it's evident to everybody that's seeing it. What a sad relationship. Hey, wifey, could you do my music? I want a different voice for my.

I'm on a different bike. That's all Carl does. And everybody's supposed to laugh after his stupid fucking lines. That's all you got Carl. That's all you got. You got a fucking cute perspective and then you laugh at yourself. That is programming 101 a shit show and you can only just grab a few people that you enjoy in your world just a few people that'll identify with one Carl whatever

the fuck his name is shows how much I give a fuck I am gonna go there and reveal his last name cuz you know what I'm not a dick wipe But nothing is and Carl sucks that melting cock like there's no tomorrow So keep sucking bitch. He's a fag Cuz that's all you are Carl is a cocksucker Because that's all you are, Carl, is a cock sucker. So keep sucking that cock, just like you suck on the top of your drink, you fucking pussy. Does that hurt you, Carl? Oh, corporate Carl doesn't like being called names.

Better cry into your mom wife. Mommy, mommy, what should I do with this bad boy? You should be ashamed, Carl. Take a fucking modicum respect when you talk to this motherfucker, and then I'll show it in reverse. But until then, you're a piece of fucking garbage. when you talk to this motherfucker and then I'll show it in reverse but until then you're a piece of fucking garbage well that's the show thank you you see

this is a we just do it kind of show 220 are you a boner guy oh I was a boner guy you know what I miss penis what are you talking about I'm the one who should apologize Is it gonna be? Absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining Okay, by the way for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up ass wipe. I'm dying to say that. Cuz, Cuz-a-roo, Cuz-a-ro-T-P!

W-A-A-T-P! Hello, representatives of Couserous, welcome to another episode of Who Are These podcasts, the only show that is hosted by Grant's brother, that's me, I am Carl. With me tonight, a man who everyone likes even more than Grant, it's producer Chris. Today we'll be talking about Vegas Pauly C, Lisa Boswell and helluva man, Matan Avon versus George Santos, Chad Zumach with Adam Bush, Scorch, OP radio. But first, I want to welcome up to the stage a couple of longtime collaborators of Who Are These podcasts.

I'm hoping that one trucker Andy and one Vinny Paulino are here because we need to discuss Stuttering John Melendez. Now, as you guys know, Suthering John just did an interview with Primal Scream, Nick Greystone, and we've been checking out that interview and little segments here and where we left off last I left off with a perfect part when they brought up 9-eleven I was like that's like that's probably a good place to take a pause and hilarious. Yeah, then we'll come back to it so John segues from the 9-eleven talk in to talk about the trolls as only one stuttering John could do. And I understand that they built those buildings there and they do have the memorial.

But that's what we were really talking about. Yeah, we thought, well, what I thought is they should build the same replica. Twin towers, fuck you, fucking terrorists. But we got a new kind of terrorism now. It's called internet terrorism. I got people canceling my standup dates. It's really sad, because even the mob has ethics in a way.

And they don't go after children. But these fucking little fucking armchair warriors sitting behind their fucking computers in their mom's basements, like the fucking beat up on children. You know, and- It's terrible. Yeah, and if I knew any, you know, it's one of those things that I would,

like you don't do. So much going on in this clip that I want to point out. So first off, you know, he's going back to the, these people are going after the children. John doesn't have children. There's adults that he procreated, but he doesn't have any children. So I don't know what he's talking about there, but no follow-up questions from Nick, of course. He just goes, yeah, it's crazy. This fucking guy's going after children. Nick's just waiting for this to be over at this point. I think you're right. This guy, he's going, you know, Bin Laden and John Gotti

never called my mom on Christmas. That's true. That's a good point. What's happening? So you might have noticed there, John slipped up for a second. He wanted to say wives. Oh my gosh, they're going, you don't go after wives. And then he remembered that he goes after Shulie's wife

and my wife all the time. Nonstop. Why go after kids? Let's talk about kids instead. Then he goes, they're canceling my stand-up dates. John is canceling his stand-up dates. He was supposed to be at the stress factory on Friday and decided to cancel that for some reason.

He also did the sitting in their mom's basement. The only person in the Dabbleverse that I've seen podcast from their mom's house is stuttering John Belendos. It wasn't in the Dabbleverse that I've seen podcasts from their mom's house is Stuttering John Belendis. It wasn't in the basement. It wasn't in the basement. That's true. Although I bet she wanted him down there. She was annoying. And then he said, as someone at the end there, he goes, and if I knew any, you know, it's one of those things that

you don't, you don't do. I don't know what he was saying. Like I think he was going to make a threat or something. Let me play that again. Why I on that? Like the fucking beat up on children. You know? It's terrible. Yeah.

And if I knew any, it's one of those things that I would, like you don't do. What was he going to say? If I knew any of that, uh-oh, I'm about to threaten someone, probably shouldn't do that either, and furthermore. He's out of practice, this guy. He's got to get back to podcasting more regularly, I think.

Dude, those arms look like something out of Jim Henson's workshop. Do you think there's a second person working his arms? Yes. Under the table. There's just little sticks on the ends of them. Well, John is a real tough guy, as we know. Yeah.

Yeah, they're big armchair warriors. Come to my face, you see what the fuck happens to you. Because that's one thing. I'm not a fake tough guy. I'm a real tough guy. You are. All right. I just want to remind everybody, I've

been a little bit critical of John in this, and I apologize to John's friends who are here. But I just want to remind everyone, John the real tough guy left Stevie Tomatoes 13 minutes before we were all going to be there. I was out of beer, I didn't want to order another beer, get a DUI, so I had to leave 13 minutes before. He also called security in Atlantic City when Patrick Melton was looming over

a 5'6", stuttering John. That's true, yes. Big tough guy. He did make sure to get security involved. He's talking about my kids! They're like, what? I don't know what to do about that, sir. All right, but listen.

I can't understand this Nick guy who's just agreed with this. Yeah, he- At this point, he's had to drive him around where the guy pounded eight beers in the front seat of his car. And now just to get him on this podcast. And he's just changing every subject into his own agenda. And he's sitting there quietly agreeing with the body language of a slug.

Yeah, think about that. They were driving through New York and looking at the skyline and talking about 9-11. And Nick's like, oh, you were there that day. I mean, John was famously on the Stern show in studio when the first and second planes went into the towers. And John goes, yeah, yeah, 9-11. Anyway, these fucking trolls.

Have you seen swordfish? Yeah. So John is going to make a proclamation here. You don't fuck with the stuttering one. I've made a career of it. It's literally become my career is fucking with the stuttering one. Seems like it's all we ever do. Yes.

So, you might have remembered if you saw the last segment we did on stuttering John, this guy Nick, not that familiar with the Howard Stern Show, he knows of it, he knew the term whack packer and he said, John, you were in the whack pack Stern show, he knows of it. He knew the term Whack Packer. And he said, John, you were in the Whack Pack, right? And John got very offended by this. He's just like, what? You think I'm Fred the Elephant Boy? And he's just like, no, no, I just

thought you were like one of the original guys. I thought that they was called the Whack Pack. You were there with Fred and Jackie. And John would not let this go. And this continues on painfully for the rest of the interview. As the great Army Major Richard Ohita said, when you grow up as a starter, you learn how to fight at a very early age.

You better. You're going to take a lot of shit. Yeah, especially from people who call you a whack packer. Right? Fucking prick you. Tony, I'm going to keep with this call back. I'm really not offended, but I think it's funny if it's a callback.

Callbacks always work. Yeah, you know, it's a great way to call you back. See it? He's a poet. He's trying to imitate Don Rickles with the face he's making. Yes. And this whole thing where he's just like, oh, it's a callback.

It could be a callback once, maybe twice if you space it out a little bit. But if you just keep saying it over and over again, you're kind of driving it into the ground like he does right after this. Because the reason why Hero is stupid, where that started was me and Robin Quivers left, you know, 600 Madison Avenue to have lunch, because, you know, she always had lunch with the Whack Packers. And we went to have lunch. And so, walking down the street and... He can't help himself. It's always thinking about, he got called a whack packer. And every single conversation they're having,

he keeps bringing it up. Like, you call me a whack packer, you call me a whack packer, just bring it up, just remember. And then he's laughing at himself, like, I just got this guy good. Yeah, because he was actually riffing right there. He's making up new, because he tells these stories over and over again.

It's part of the telemarketing script that he does. So the fact that he's ad living now, he's like, holy shit. He's also invoking Richard Ojeda's, like people know who that is. Nobody knows who that is. The guy's looking at him like he's got a- When he becomes the congressperson out of South Carolina, well I'll know who that is, of course.

He's quoting him like he's Ben Franklin or something. It's like, no. So this is interesting because what John's talking about right here is his nickname, Hero of the Stupid. And of course, the way he got that nickname is that there are all these construction guys yelling at John and Robin Quivers quipped, you really are the hero of the stupid.

And so John wears that as a badge, because the blue collar guys like John. And I go to myself, Nick, I go, okay, I would rather be loved by the blue collar workers of this country than the white fucking collar workers. Because to me, I stand for the blue collar workers workers and nurses and school teachers like me. And Nick, have you ever heard of Tahiti Village? Chad is talking about being the champion of blue collar workers. He throws out, obviously, doctors.

He took that one back. Nurses? Teachers? Like me. Are these people digging ditches during recess? What's he talking about? It's like a fireman running into a burning building. This guy famously couldn't hold a postal job.

He's unemployable, but he's a blue collar hero. Also, just nurses and school teachers have advanced degrees. These are not jobs that you get because you flunked out of high school. Masters in film. Not even close to true. He also called back to his warehouse. He's like, I'm a blue collar

guy. I was telling you how I worked at that tire warehouse. He was 14 years old. No 14 year old has a white collar job. That's how that works. You don't know how to do anything. So you just have to lug around tires all day. John also does this thing that a lot of these guys that we pick on do, where he just gets sayings wrong all the time. Good for you, man. Yeah, fuck them all and God sort them out, right? Right. He's so dumb.

Fuck them all and let God sort them out. That's the saying. All right. He's so dumb. Yep, he's pretty stupid. By the way, he was referring to white collar workers when he said that. Yeah, all the jobs that he's ever had,

white collar workers when he was on the radio, and on Leno, and Stephanie Miller. Those suits at NBC. Fuck them all. Fool me once. You won't get fooled again. Oh, this is funny. So I assume that he was doing this in the car a lot

when they were driving around, when Nick was driving John from Chiller Con back to John's mom's house. Because he's now getting requests. Oh, do the thing. You were doing it every day. That was classic. That was like the wake-up thing for every day, like coming into the room.

What? Pardon, Nick. He doesn't know what to do with this guy. Do the thing. Yeah, that's a cool thing that you do. Yeah, the wake-up thing. Good. Pretty neat.

Thanks, Chad. At least he didn't do the elephant trunk. Oh, he did that before that. He didn't pull the clip. What a fucking asshole. No offense, Nick. Sorry. He's playing all the hits, ladies and gentlemen.

All right, so John thinks up a brand new joke. And I have not seen this in a very long time. I watch a lot of Settling John stuff. And it really cracks him up. Him meeting John. I had a great weekend at Chiller Theater. Did you have a good weekend at Chiller Theater? And seriously I don't have a problem being called a whack packer since I whack it every day. Me too. Two or three times a day. The guy goes did you have fun at ChillerCon? And John goes yeah so anyway you called me

a whack packer? I just thought of a jerk off joke for that. It's another callback. After that, I would throw that microphone in the garbage. That, bleh. Yeah, let's see that again. This is when John's very proud of himself. He does this.

Me too. Two or three times a day. That mic cover smells so bad now. So John brings up something that Nick knows very well. Jerking off by yourself. Well, hopefully by yourself. I don't know. I made that sound like it was worse. What is this guy, jerking off by himself?

But so then John brings up how difficult it could be to jerk off Would you live in Florida like John does now you know in Florida? You know what makes them all in order to go in Pornhub. You got to show you drivers license get out of here Yeah, I was all coked out. Oh, I'm sorry I was all getting ready getting all horny ready to whack off I go to Pornhub and I got to give him fucking driver's license fuck you no way no way yeah I am we have it like easy so instead I had to go to my spank bank which I'm running low yeah there's only so many times I go whack into fucking Tabitha Stevens or that is. She was my first love of roast beef.

Love of roast beef? Yeah, that's what it looks like. Chad forgot what vagina looks like. He's like, what are you talking about? Oh, sex with girls. No, I know that. No, no, no. I do know that thing. Yes.

I'm very aware of that. They're going to face off about not getting each other's jokes. Either one of these guys know what the other one is talking about. I just like the idea that John's all upset. Well, first off, he doesn't realize there's other porn sites. He thinks PornHub is the only place

where you can watch an X-rated video on the internet. Well, if I got to put it in my driver's license, I'd have to jerk off to my bank bank. Or X-Tube, or RedTube, or any other site. You're only 12 feet away from the top. Where's the top? Where are the other ones out there? Ah, well there's XXNX.

There's, what are your favorites, guys? Go around the room, one at a time. Tell me what you guys, where you enjoy going to. What's your search history? After hearing this is such a big problem for him in his life, I feel so much worse for that cop who pulled him over, who had to touch that license. Oh, god.

The other thing about this hack complaint about putting in your driver's license, it's to stop children from watching porn. And they're just like, this is ridiculous. Why would they do something like this? Because they don't want children watching, are you pro children watching porn? I don't understand. I'm pro me watching porn.

Pro your stances on that. All right, so at this point, Nick, very unprofessional and you can't be unprofessional around a guy like John Mellon does. Great to leave your phone on during an interview. This is a total professional fucking interview. Holy shit. I didn't do my homework. I leave my phone on.

Holy shit. Total disgratsion. Fucking. The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Howard Stern showing now I'm here in the fucking basement of governance doing a fucking show with a guy who thinks I'm a whack-packer. This, this whack-pack comment, holy shit, he will not let him live it down. The balls on this guy to call somebody else unprofessional. For a phone distracting him? He sat on his show in the bathroom shitting and screaming.

He gets up and berates grubhub drivers during his show. He's like, did your phone just go off? What the fuck? He's wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen. And he's like, I'm disappearing. What's happening? But your phone is ringing. So what an amateur.

The other thing that John does, which, by the way, is quite amateur, is John loves to go ahead and dip into his stand-up routine and make it seem like it's just natural conversation that he's having. He's such a great guest. To give you an idea how bad my career is going, the other day I was in an Uber and I was driving. Hey, is this on?

Holy shit. I didn't hear the uproarous laughter on that. He was in an Uber, but he was, because his career is not good. Hi, Dr. Steve. Hey. Welcome to Pais. Hey. Dr. Steve is in the building.

Hi, Stevezy. John looks like he just saw the Ark of the Covenant. His face is melting. It's like Bud Abbott seeing Frankenstein. The only time that joke has ever gotten a laugh was when Jim Florentine did it. Yes. That is correct. Oh, God. You've got to love John when he's proud of himself.

It's one of my favorite versions of him. Proud of himself, John. Well, at this point, because he is going into a stand-up routine, he decides to go ahead and plug the show that he has coming up. You have an upcoming gig this week, right? Yeah, I'm at the Stress Factory. It's Saturday night. Nope.

Turns out he was not at the Stress Factory. He did cancel on that show, which some people would call unprofessional. So that's what I have for our Stuttering John segment. I'm continuing to milk this interview because I loved this interview so much. It was great to see Vegas. See you later. Vinny Paulino everybody, give it up for him. He's on the creep off today. Guys, if you weren't here earlier, we had a great episode of the creepep Off. Vinny

won and that's why I'm wearing this t-shirt. This was, there was no wheel spinning, I just was forced to do this. What do you guys think this t-shirt costs on Fremont Street? Any guesses? $75! $75 for this shirt that I will never wear again. I'm just kidding. I'm going to wear this a lot. I like this shirt. All right. Point to which one is the fag?

At this time, I want to welcome two other guests that are regulars on the show. Of course, we have Christian Blatt from Who Are These Broadcasters and Dick Masterson from The Dick Show. Welcome gentlemen, welcome, welcome. It's supposed to come with something for 70 bucks. That's why it's. Is that one of those? Yeah. So I didn't get the drugs. You ran out early. Oh, it's not drugs, Carl. Oh.

I guess that would make more sense. It's the Intuit. I guess that would make more sense, yes. Now, last year we did the Hackamania in Vegas. And Christian introduced us to a Vegas character. You get the gist of this. You go, oh, it's Vegas themed. Yeah, let's try and find somebody.

The guy last year, Drew Belcher, he did a show where he sat there with supermodels and acted like he wasn't trying to fuck them, but he was totally trying to fuck them and they weren't interested. And I found somebody else this year. His name is VegasPolyC, and I want to introduce him to all of you, but

one of our friends, Elho Reblay, already knows him really well. I was grabbing clips, and I realized, oh, Rocco follows him. So you might wonder, like, what does this guy have? First of all, he has, like, hundreds and thousands of followers, as Carl was noticing. And he's very sticky. He's got multiple catchphrases, But he's like a true low cal in that he's always got his hand out. My clip number two, he's going to show what he's willing to do for a free dinner. And I want to point out that these are Instagram clips,

right? This is where he has most of his followers. Most of these are Instagram clips. Yeah, and this is where you notice that Rocco follows him. Yes. And you brought this up to Rocco. And he was like, yeah, this guy's great. He's like, this guy's great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, oh, is he coming to the show? He was excited. He thought that Vegas Polysee was going to be up here. He's not. Well, hello, hello, hello. It's Vegas Polysee. And this is Joel's Chop House at the A. Hearn Hotel in Las Vegas.

Look at that view. And this is Chef Joel. And he actually came over to our table and he is carving only on Tuesdays that they have this a hundred and forty nine dollar Tom Hawk. It's Tomahawk Tuesdays here at chef Joel's look at that look at that bone. Wow. This is chef Joel right here. He's a very handsome fellow, and this is the tomahawk. Why do you get you everywhere?

That smells so good. Do you know that I've never had a tomahawk in my entire life? No. You're taking my tomahawk virginity. Look at that. I gotta tell you, this is the best tomahawk you've ever had too.

You know, I can tell by the way that you carve it that it's unbelievable. It's so smooth. So Vegas Polysee tells this guy, I've never had one before, and he says, this is gonna be the best one you ever had. Yes, by default. And also, night goes. So Vegas Polysee tells this guy, I've never had one before. And he says, this is going to be the best one you ever had. Yes, by default. And also, I don't think Vegas Polysee, if you just hear his voice, wait till you get to meet him.

I don't think he has any virginities left. In my clip number four, he's going to explain the tipping culture of Vegas, which is obviously very important here. Yeah, I think this guy's a pretty high roller, right? He must make a lot of money doing these Vegas. He's no John Sirisani, but he does all right. All right. Well, hello, hello, hello. It's Vegas Paul.

You see him in Las Vegas. I want to talk to you about tipping culture. I've never done a video like this before, so let's do it now. You see these? These are only good for the person who opens the door to your cab. When they get you the cab at the cab stand,

you give him two or three of these. One of them, no. That's too little. You see these? This is for the valet who gets the car stand you give him two or three of these one of them. No, that's too little you see these This is for the valet who gets the car for you You give him one if you're just kind of existing and that's a fire really if you're feeling really good Well, he keeps going these are for people who help you with a minor inconvenience Such as well bringing up one bag to your room, you know, but it could be this,

but one bag to your room, nothing too heavy, real quick. You see these? This is for somebody who goes out of their way to do something for you. Well, the 20s are for the blowies, 10s are for the handies. Ah, okay, I'm doing it wrong then. Yeah, and what are the user teeth?

Boom, you know, but it could be this, but one bag to the room, nothing too heavy, real quick. You see these? This is for somebody who goes out of their way to do something for you. For instance, you check into the room, and you forgot your toothpaste, and the guy goes downstairs and gets you the toothpaste,

or a hairbrush, or something that you're sick of. Tell me I see a 50 there. Oh. He's got one 50. So hold on a second, so you forget your toothpaste, and now you're buying a $20 thing of toothpaste? $50 there. Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho He could only find 150. So, yeah, so you kind of get the jigs that he's telling you without each of these. And then he gets to the hundreds. I really want to leave my car here for like 20 minutes.

I don't want to check into the valet. I got to go inside and make a video. So you just hit them with one of these. You say, look, I'll be out in 20 minutes. And that usually works. These are for... Who the fuck is making videos in the casino? Why was this practical at all?

Just like, oh yeah, I'm always looking to park my car for 20 minutes and make a video. Well, he's just speaking from experience because Vegas JLC, yeah, he's even been to the Plaza, which I hear is a wonderful casino. Now, I'm not a high roller like my friend, Dick Masterson here, but the $100 bills, that's not a tip thing. No. Okay, just in my world, I don't use those for tips. Let's find out

what you use them for. Those are for purchases, I thought. I'm curious. Or rolling up. And that usually works. These are for serious infractions that you need to flout. In other words, you want to do something that's very, very edgy or you're really... By the way, did you notice how big his stack is of 100s? It's a lot of 100s. Yeah, he really wants to brag about how many $100 bills he has here. I feel like he's probably gonna head out

and kill some homeless teens, and that's the only way you get out of it is with a stack of 100s. How many is it gonna take for this to go away? It's like a rap video it just turned into. I thought we were learning about typical journalism. Look, Vegas, you always see makes it rain, all right, in

different size raincoats. For instance, you're living in an apartment where the rules are insane. I'm looking at you, Mr. A'Warr. Yes, and now he's talking to his superman. And you can't get anything done, and then when you have insurance, and they want you to play all kinds of games to get a furniture delivery, this will help you get your furniture to your room, to your apartment, without any BS. If you have any other suggestions.

He's got money built. It's like shucking out pennies to get his furniture, to get his spool. He's got like 20 grand in cash in front of him. I think that getting the furniture delivered isn't as much of a problem as he's making it sound you see that mattress On the freeway. Here's a hundred bucks go pick it up these examples started out with things very practical like oh, I want to get a valet I want someone's gonna open the door for me to the cab or something and I was turning it to let's say you live in an apartment building You're on the 18th floor. You can't get the couch of the fucking elevator shaft You need to get these guys to bring it up the stairway for you. It's an entire friends episode I want everybody to get to see him now We want to meet him clip 8 you get to see that as I said his hand is always out

He's never gonna say no if you're gonna offer a freebie And tomorrow at 7 750 South Boulder Highway, we're going to be giving away another $2,000 in free tacos because two people whose names I don't even know each contributed $1,000 to the taco shop. They just keep giving me money and I keep going down there and giving it away and I brought in these two lovely young ladies who are showgirls here on this trip. I like that he looked at both of them, who are, by the way, not attractive.

And he goes, these two are lovely two ladies. And he's trying to figure out an adjective for that. Like, oh boy. Dick, which pile of dollar bills do you think you'd need to get either one of these? I don't think he reached for any of his piles. No, no. He's not interested.

He wants to know if they have any brothers. But I'm wondering what you think they might be worth. So yeah, it's giving away $2,000 in free tacos, which sounds like a lot of tacos. But then you think about the fact that it's Vegas. It's probably not that many. But don't they have like a tourism board that can stop this guy?

He's out of control. Rocco would be upset if they stopped him. So he keeps going. So in clip 14, he's doing an interview with a podcast. And he talks about he has a beef, an online argument with another gambler. But his whole point is that he's an adult. He's 60 years old.

But he doesn't really talk like an adult. So I said to him, you really want to learn how to play blackjack? And of course, he just blows me off. So this went up back and forth. I blocked him. He immediately put up on his story that I blocked him. And now I look like the big, you know, P word.

And I look like the B and it's like I'm 60 years old. You're 60 years old. You can say pussy and bitch. It's not that hard. I know you're not interested in either of those things, Paulie C. Wasn't this Vinny's creep earlier? It's funny you say that when he was presenting his creep no one knew about this guy Yes, I couldn't make the reference, but I was just like yeah

This is the the doctor that was you may have some dildos in a trailer somewhere. We don't know very possible Yeah, the aging men's conversation of who blocked whom on Twitter is just gonna be so great for the next 30 years. Well, my clip 15 shows that while these guys are fun, you know, when it's on a surface level, when you get deep enough, it ends up being really sad. So I hear he's gonna talk about what his life is really like. It's not all... I'm on Long Island right now.

I have a very expensive house here that I can't afford okay I'm absolutely emotionally torn you know first world problems I can't afford my mansion I mean you're tipping people with hundred dollar bills that's not a first world problem I'm homeless it's not a first world problem that's a a third world problem. My mansion. You know what I mean? I'm not going to sit here and complain about it because I'm acutely aware that people can't pay their rent. But poor Vegas policy.

You can't afford his mansion, but that's where I'm at. And I'm emotionally attached to it because I built it. I've been here 30 years and I have nobody to blame but myself. So now this is the part where he reminded me a stuttering job because he has a house that he can't afford. Yeah, but he also took full responsibility for not being able to afford it. That's very different. That's right where he stopped reminding me. He still has time to pull out of the responsibility. She still has time to pull out of the responsibility. I got this incredible contract and a second opportunity with Google.

It's actually nine years, it's eight years ago now. And did I make enough money to set me up for life? That's a close call. So no, no you didn't. But the stuff that I did. Obviously not. Stupid. I mean the comp wallet, I'll tell you didn't. But the stuff that I did. Obviously not. Stupid.

I mean the comp wallet, I'll tell you straight out, I lost $450,000 on it. By the way, his Instagram name is compwallet. So whatever that deal was, he's branded with it and he lost $450,000 on it. What's a comp wallet? You know, I still can't figure out what it is. I mean I guess it's a company that failed. But good thing you got that Google contract, whatever that fucking means. I want to show at least one

clip from a live stream. My clip 10, you'll see again how he's just like John and Opie in his ability to just really be in the cutting edge of a live streamer. Alright. This is playing by the way. Yeah. This is not frozen. This is not frozen. Our audio audience is really missing something here. The show has started, everyone.

Great camera angle, too. You always want to download and port it straight up. I always want to know what's up his nose. It's where millionaires live. So he opens his mouth, but then he's like, wait, am I live? He's trying to communicate. He's stuck. Okay. And that's one of his crutches when he livestreams. He usually goes for the coffee mug like George Burns with his cigar. Yeah.

He's making opie faces. Well, hello, hello, hello. You can cut it off there. Hello, Linda Lennon. Linda Lennon. Linda Lennon. No wonder Google threw all that money at him. He builds up.

And his catchphrase, every video starts, well, hello, hello, hello. So obviously at that point, it's like, maybe we should start the whole thing over again. I have a lot of questions for Rocco after we've just watched this guy. I was following him on purpose. Earlier today, he's just like, this guy's great.

I'm like, really? Yeah, he went to the donut place here. I'm like, yeah, OK, that doesn't mean that he's great. I've got one last clip that shows just how much he is like Opie. And clip 12, you're going to really feel the Opie vibes coming through. Is the Winstall your favorite casino?

Uh, hello, double-double-doogie! So that's the Vegas Polysee version of, hey, doggy! That's a fun word to say! Double-double-doogie! Cheers! Anyway, Rocco and I will be keeping an eye on Vegas Polysee and we'll let you know what else we get out of him.

Thank you, Christian, for introducing us to this new character. I wanted to have you guys here for some old characters. I don't know if Dick is familiar with Lisa Helga, or Lisa Boswell in Helga Man. No, I try not to consume any women's content. Well, well. I have funny news for you.

Don't worry. They weren't always women. Oh. This is guys stuff. That's good news. Lisa and Helga, these girls ain't fellas. How appropriate. Lisa and Helga.

How appropriate. Lisa, Lisa, and Helga Hux. Is that loud enough for everybody out there? I've noticed all of the sound people have abandoned our show for some reason. There's absolutely... Oh, there he is. He's sitting right there. If you could crank my computer, that'd be fantastic. I guess I could probably do something on my end. That's fantastic. I guess I could probably do something on my end,

but that'd be fantastic. You dumb fuck. So Lisa and Helga are these two old trans ladies who live together, and they do this show together out of their house. They live in squalor. Is it called Imagine the Smell? You can only imagine the smell.

They're hoarders. They have infestations. There's animals running around. And that's just their vaginas. Oh. There's no vaginas in that house. Yeah, it's funny you say that. Dr. Steve will tell you that the way that Helga tucks her penis

is by placing it into her butthole, and her balls are actually inside of her. Okay. She's described this. This is what 80 year old women do, obviously. Is that on your wheel of consequences? It should be. This is chicken shit stuff. Tucking your dick into your asshole. That's a good point. So on this episode it was great because they're talking about Helga's ex-wife And I don't hear them talk about ex-wives very often and apparently the ex-wife is still involved in the life of Helga because male still gets delivered to Helga's house or something and

Lisa fucking hates Helga's ex-wife and Lisa's like you got to get a restraining order You got to shut this down, you got to block the number, you got to stop letting this person call. And Helga's like, well, I don't mind it. So Lisa's got some choice words for Helga. She'll get tired. Do you see what a dumbass I work with? I call it dumbass. A dumbass.

Bro, what? No! What the fuck is this? So, ahhh! And he's the wolves that Aaron Emholdt was talking about. So, Aaron Emholdt was talking about. So, Aaron Emholdt was talking about. So, Aaron Emholdt was talking about. So, Adam Bush very astutely pointed out,

So, Adam Bush very astutely pointed out, there's a movie, Poltergeist 2, where the devil is played by this old guy who's actively dying of cancer when he had the role. where the devil is played by this old guy who's actively dying of cancer when he hadist 2, where the devil is played by this old guy who's actively dying of cancer when he had the role. And it looks exactly like Lisa Posmo over there on the right. Oh my god.

It's not great. So Lisa explains that when Helga's ex calls Helga, if Lisa's near the phone, this is what she does. Is that a wig, or is that her natural hair? What do you think? Sorry One of them is wearing the trad wife dress, too And by the way Carl I wish for dick's sake this was one of the episodes where the camera was too low And now we go right up skirt that does happen from time to time. I

Would rather see If I answer the phone. If I'm sitting in the car and she calls all answer, I'll go, what the fuck you owe? I would never call again. I don't care how much money you owed me. That's the last call you're getting. Hello, what do you want?

Oh, nothing. Nothing. That would definitely scare the shit out of shit. I'm doing better than you. So it turns out, now Lisa's scary. Lisa likes to resort to violence. She's not fucking around. And apparently, Helga's ex used to live just a couple doors down from Helga. And Lisa did not like this situation.

The woman has no redeeming qualities in life. None. Not a single solitary one. She used to live about two houses down from us. I had to look at her ugly ass every single solitary fucking day. Oh, damn. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. But no more. Her mama died. Thank God. Her mama died. Thank God. Is she so ugly? No, I think she owned the house.

So that's why she had to move because her mom died so she no longer lives two doors down. And this is fun because I think this probably happens to a lot of people when it comes to Lisa Boswell. She doesn't even know what I am. Dick, do you know what she is? I mean, I could guess. But I'd lose my channel.

Yes, that's true. This is very dangerous for you. You're telling YouTube, like, no, it used to be a guy. It's OK. I can make fun of it. Come on. Help me out. That's like Fire Marshall Bill's sister.

She was a real ugly bitch. Does this one ever say anything, the one on the? Oh. How could talks machine not stop? Don't get her started. This is going to be like the Mad Max coming, like, oh, I agree, like one of those. Actually, since you brought that up,

so I wasn't gonna play this clip, but Helga there talks about a life like she's Forrest Gump. She's met every celebrity, she's played every music festival. There's laws that were created by the federal government because of her. She's constantly... They need to make her. She's constantly bragging. This is a fun one where the way she laughs after this humble brag...

Nope. Now who's this enchanting creature that suddenly appears? Hello, ladies! She cleans up well, doesn't she? Dirt, Lisa, dirt, Lisa. Yeah, you think about it. I met Keith Richards before he turned 30. They're ghouls. You're ghouls. You are ghouls. Come on. You got to put a little effort into it, you know?

Dick, I'm going to tell you something that might blow your mind. This Helga woman, the one who tries on different wigs and stuff, she came to DebilCon too. She showed up and thought she had a table set up. No one invited her. She had a table set up. She was selling books and merch. She had a video screen on there. Kept trying to get on stage. Kept trying to get on stage. She wanted to

get on the roast. I go, did you write any jokes? She goes, no. Her hands are twice the size of my hands. She is- Like a normal man's size hand. Right, yeah. I love good points, very good points. Oh, man. What would she do if she saw you in that little strudel outfit? Like, oh, that's my little strudel boy. Carl, because Dick doesn't know Helga and Lisa, I'll let you explain Lisa's musical past that I think is going to blow his mind.

So Lisa was the drummer in, I always forget, I want to say Eddie Money. It is Eddie Money. Yes. Two tickets to paradise. I don't want to know that. That's why I wanted to tell you. What happened? Now with that said, we can't find any evidence of this.

And I have looked all over the place. Eddie Money's one of those solo musicians that tours with different musicians all the time. So he never really had a band band. So she talks about how she played drums with him in the mid-'80s. And I found all this live concert footage. And it's not.

Is there like a shout out on some obscure concert? Like, yeah! The way from the back that you could. Two tickets to paradise! some on some like obscure concert like yeah two tickets to paradise get ready to rock well this is this is crazy because they're talking about how they're they're old now but it doesn't mean they don't still have it but I know I noticed now that everywhere I go, everyone that sees me sees me as an old person. And nobody speaks to me like, you know, well, I'm just a one-on-one friend with somebody. I'm someone that's old that they have to respect.

They say, sir or ma'am. But mostly sir. I love that she's like excited about it. She's like, oh, they say sir. Like a lot of trans people try to have someone fired for doing that, but that's exciting for them. And then this is the, that's just what I'm gonna imagine as respect now.

Yeah, I really respect you. So this is what I would call a whopper of a lie. That, that, well, you know, I got that. I don't, I don't get certain anymore. I get maimed a lot. Yeah, I get maimed mostly. I have, I have old men hitting on me all the time. I love it. So do I. Because they're fucking blind. What do you mean? They got Vaseline over their eyes. They're getting hit on by men all the time.

Like I said, Helga's hands are man hands. There's no guy who's going, oh yeah, I need that to jerk me off. And they're going back like, I just got jerked up by the drummer for any money. Nice. It's okay, you transitioned. I'm not gay. It's fine. Nice, bro.

All right, so going back to talking about Helga's ex-wife and how much Lisa hates this person. I make it a rule to never hit a woman. To never do that. I would make an exception to that bitch. To never hit a woman. To never do that. Never ever ever have I ever hit a woman. But I would make an exception to that bitch.

I would kill her. I think that might be against the terms of service for YouTube these people did have their YouTube channel nuked Yeah, getting an erection you can see I think that Lisa's serious with that. I don't think that was meant to be fodder. That's the most sense. She's made the whole Alright one more clip that I want to play for you here, because you were asking me for Hellgather talks. I always cut those parts out. I wait for Lisa to talk, because she's just a human soundbite machine.

She's amazing. But Helga will just go on and on bragging about nonsense that you know is not true. And Lisa will do the same. She'll make faces. And she's like making faces to the audience, like, oh, here we go again. So I did a little zoom on Lisa's face as she's climbing.

And Helga is like, she doesn't have any self-awareness? She has no idea of what's going on here. Till I'd been in Germany for three months. I mean, private pay is a private pay anyway. And I never did get paid for the time I spent at Everglades. She's the talent, by the way. Helga showed the double cap, and I really wanted to meet Lisa. She's obviously the talent on the show.

By the way, if it's only $75 to put that on a t-shirt, I'll go do that tomorrow morning. So there you have it. You just met Helga and Lisa from TrainwreckTV slash That Reality Show. Dick, this is the world you're bringing a child into. A world where these people are walking around. They're going to be dead in two months. Please say that. You're probably right.

Oh, fuck. I'll give you one bonus clip because they always promote, they stream every morning, and they always promote the next show like that's gonna be the show you can't miss. Anyway, anyway, we love you, we will see you tomorrow, because it's WackenBake Wednesday, and you cannot miss that. You cannot miss WackenBake Wednesday. What are they baking?

They are huge potheads. I would kill to see them read M. Holt's I'm a Bastard, I've Been a Bastard. Yeah, we just get them to read embarrassing love letters. Yeah. Like Maddox's love letter. I've been a bastard. Oh, it's too bad you guys didn't have AI when you were doing

Maddox's love letter to 80s Girl at the Chicago show. Which one do you think is better? Oh, Maddox is way worse. His is pretty bad. It's pages and pages. Yeah, it's not bullet pointed either. And the best part about Maddox is that no one knew it existed until you were just going through a box one day.

You're like, what is this unopened envelope? Guys, you've got to rip the whole page off, or get stationary. Yes. That's the, don't leave the section open. Although the wedding ring taped to the letter was a pretty pathetic touch from Aaron Imhol that we saw today on NLO.

Yeah, I would have gone with maybe get an envelope, not cellophane tape or scotch tape. Yeah, there would have been a better way to do that. I liked the fold. What does it say, like, April in all caps? And it was folded so it's like at a conference that you could set it. Don't forget the steel toe sticker that sealed it.

That's how you knew it. It was like getting something from the royal family. It had the official seal on the back of the toe. To support sustainable food production, BHP is building one of the world's largest hot ash mines in Canada. Essential resources responsibly produced. It's happening now at BHP, a future resources company. All right, well, Dick, thanks so much for being here this year again.

Guys, dick.show is where you find the Dick show, but we are going to be live in Boston next month. Live.Dick.show. Get tickets now. It's almost sold out. It is almost sold out. June 21st, we'll be in Boston. I can't wait for that, Dick. It's going to be great. Christian Blatt, thank you. Broadcasters. Broadcasters, yeah. Blattcast. And I put on this shirt as a joke I forgot forgot to make Joel Cola the only good thing that ever came out of Rochester Good night everybody

We had Kodak as remember, oh, I guess I guess that All right. I want to keep the laughs a-rollin We were gonna bring up Andy trucker. Andy's coming back up. And also Lucy Tightbox. Yeah! Yeah! What's up, ladies? Tight, tight, tight, yeah!

All right, so recently on our show, we don't do this very often. But every now and again we find a podcast that we actually find very funny and entertaining, and we'll play clips of a show that we just go, oh, I like what this guy's doing. And we did that not too long ago with Matan Evan. Matan Evan is a very talented YouTuber, broadcaster, interviewer. He's got a really good shtick and angle on things.

And he recently had failed politician George Santos on. Yes. I just covered George Santos on All Apologies with Christian Blatt. Plug All Apologies. And the great, thank you, the great thing about this clip package is that Mattan and George have agreed to do each other's show. So what Lucy and I have done is juxtaposed each appearance on each other's show. And the first podcast was Matan's show. He has George on. George has no idea what he's getting himself into.

And if you don't know who George Santos is, so he was a representative out of New York or New Jersey. One of those, whatever. Same place. Nobody cares. And he was a compulsive liar. He just lied about everything, down to being Jewish. And when they checked him out, he goes, well, I mean,

I'm Jewish. I act like a Jew. Literally, that's what this guy did. And he's got some legal troubles going on now. But he's trying to lean into it. He's trying to own it now, I guess. Trying to have fun with it. Oh, he's owning it.

We'll get to that. But let's start off with clip one there, Lucy. I just have to say, Matan is like my new favorite human. He is a 17-year-old kid who is just fucking killing all of this stuff. So in our first clip, what I've done is I've created a little supercut. The first thing that Matan does when he has George Santos

on his show is make him switch seats 15 times within the first set. Within like 20 minutes of the show, he's like, oh, go sit over there. Go sit over there. Go sit over there. So that's what we're gonna be checking out in clip one. What about standing next to him?

So you have the mic close to you. Yes, can we please get him a chair just to make sure? I don't want him to be out of frame. Get him a chair, please. Yeah, sure. I know we just need to move you around for the angles. Musical fucking chairs. But okay it's fine. Yeah. Making him move his own chair also. That's better yeah thanks so, oh yeah, I see a whole lot. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Can you see next to Mike Mike? Thanks. He's into it. All right. If that is not the most baller way to start out your podcast with Jor Sanpost, I don't know what is.

Yeah, so we watched an episode where a very inebriated Andy Dick was the guest on the Don Evans Show. And you might recognize the guy who's rocking out with his earbuds, who's not paying attention to anything that's going on. He was the virus that crept out of the table in that episode. And of course, is that his manager in the Porsche? That is, that is. He does absolutely nothing but Mike Mike with the earbuds. He is rocking out. Someone's yelling at me. You don't know about cars.

Is what I just. Oh, Ferrari, sorry, sorry. Tell me about your shirt again. Yeah, all right, moving on, moving on. All right, so clip two, now we're going to go to Matan showing up on George Santos's fan. The only good thing about George's podcast is the name. It's called Pants on Fire.

And George doesn't know how to host a show. He has a co-host that does pretty much all the heavy lifting. But Matan is going to show up and just ruin George's show as often as he can. Let me tell you how the ground rules with me. How are you? I don't like being in touch.

We can play the game. You can do the accents, all that good stuff. That's my only boundary. That's fine. All right, and we need you out of the frame. This is our show, not yours. He's still in the frame? No, he's out of the show.

No, I don't want him to be in the frame. I understand. Get him out. Coffee? Have a seat. You can stand over here if you want to. Thank you very much. So what's great, you can see the total polar opposites

of the production value, the money that's been sunk into this, the sign, as opposed to Matan's, which is just look. Matan's killing it is what you're trying to say. Which show would you rather watch? I don't know. So I love that in that clip. I'm sorry, we have to point out also that George already

knows what is happening. We haven't revealed it to you guys yet. But this is a butthurt George Santos that George already knows what is, we haven't revealed it to you guys yet, but this is a butt-hurt George Santos that is trying to get over on Mataan and he just has no idea how to do it. And Mataan still manages to get one over on him because let's be honest, Mataan literally just picked up Mike Mike and carried him off the stage. Not only did Mataan fuck with him on his show

by making him move his own chair, but he picked up a human and moved him like a prop, which is incredible. So let's head back over to Mataan's show in clip three. Mataan asks the most thoughtful questions, but they are also douchey as fuck. Is it true that you had the lowest price to lobby a bill? most thoughtful questions, but they are also douchey as fuck. Is it true that you had the lowest price to lobby a bill?

Some said you do it for $100 or a blowjob from a doggy. I don't lobby. Why is that your first reaction to me asking if you would get a blowjob from a dog? I don't lobby. I don't lobby. I don't fuck animals I don't lobby. I don't fuck animals. Prove it. If somebody asked me that question,

that is not the first thing I'm saying. Right. I don't lobby. Only $100. Absolutely absurd. So let's listen to another one of his great questions in clip four. So George just started his podcast.

And for some of you, you probably know that he's about to go to jail. He's about to start a jail sentence for sure. So now is maybe not the right time to be starting a podcast, but. What is the benefit of starting a podcast and doing these interviews when you will surely be going to prison next week?

Oh, I'm going to prison next week? Or the following week. That means 100 percent. I'm 100 percent sure. Okay. Okay. And in clip five, Matan is going to double down on the fact that George is going to jail. And since we're in Vegas, we obviously

have to talk about the gamble. What do you think? I have nothing to answer to you if you're so sure. Are you abetting gay? I don't want to call you abetting man. I feel like that would be insulting to us men. Why? Why?

That would be insulting. Very insulting. All right, back over to Pants on Fire. This is George's co-host is Nadja, the slim black woman that is not taking any shit from Mattan. So George has told her that he's been humiliated on this podcast. She's probably seen it. Probably have told her.

She's probably seen it. Probably worth a dollar. She's familiar. It's like 50,000 downloads on George's shit show, like the appearance of Matan on there. So I can't even imagine how many views this show got. Yeah, he's got over a million subs, Matan, obviously. Yeah, yeah. And George's show usually averages around like 1,000, or less. It's like 800 to 1,000 or less.

It's like 800 to 1,000. Yeah, because why would he start a podcast? He cares. But when Matan was on, it was like 50,000 views. So his co-host Nadja is not taking any shit from these clowns that are way more successful than she is. So the people out there that don't know you, if you come over here, I'm going to, you know what? You said no touching.

I can touch. You can't touch me. I'm going to get physical too. Do you think I'm scary, little boy? No, but I do like when I'm scared of you either. Stand up. I'll fight a woman. Get up.

Get up. I was just trying to get up now. I don't want to take him up. Get up. Get up. I will fight a woman. Ask your friend to get up now. I don't want to take him because I can. Let's go. Let's go ahead and get up. Are you air punching a woman? I would like to punch her for real in the face.

So George has lost control immediately out of this show. He never has. He never had control. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's terrible at it. He lets her take over this show. He never has. He never had control. He doesn't know what he's doing. He's terrible at it. He lets her take over the show. And at this point, Matan is going to start questioning who wears the pants on this show.

Are you single mother, probably? Single guy, just by myself. Who raised you, though? Because you stood up to a woman. I just have to know. I got to know. You stood up to my body here. What are you talking about?

So you're defending your guy that he was in the wrong. By the way, I don't mean to defend your friends. I don't even know if you are a former man. So to be completely honest with you, did you just say she's a man? She might be. I don't know. I didn't ask yet.

And she looks a little like it. I feel so heard. He's got the best delivery of this guy. You cannot shake Metanaan out of it. It's great. He's outstanding. So women don't like to be called former men, by the way. They get very offended by that. Is that true, Lucy? What? Yeah, I believe that's true.

No, impossible. All right, we're gonna head back over to Mataan's podcast. So Mataan is gonna ask another heavy-hitting question because he realizes that George is getting a lot of likes, very little comments, and also very little view count. And he's like, this is not really making a ton of sense. So... I just want to show you to your face that I'm being... This might be the first time I've went on my phone during an interview to show somebody that's good meanwhile I can go on mine so I can entertain myself here it is moron 11,000 and then 5,000 that doesn't exist who's doing that you have 200 subscribers so usually I'm not in

support of people getting on their phones during a podcast but literally to make this happen is my favorite thing in the world. And also, here it is moron, it's gotta be one of the best lines of all time. He doesn't understand how to buy views. I mean, somebody must be doing every, but somebody's doing everything for him. All he knows how to do is lie about everything

that he's ever done. They spend a long time talking about this view count thing and George denies everything and Matan basically keeps saying, you know, if it isn't you, it's somebody on your team, which is entirely reasonable. Again, Matan is like really killing this interview despite their little crappy desks. He knows YouTube, he knows how it works.

He's like, this is unheard of. You can't have this many views out of a video with 200 subscribers. It doesn't make any sense. It makes absolutely no sense. And I love the fact that he just continuously calls George out on it. So George in Clip 9 starts getting very frustrated

at Matan's questions. And so Matan is going to spice things up by teaching a lesson. OK. All right, can you interest me because it's getting very cold. You're getting bored? Yeah, I'm very bored. No, no, don't touch. Can I have it? No, give me my glasses.

No, it's okay. Please give me my glasses. I want to steal it like you stole the money from that guy with the dog. I see. That's right, stealing sunglasses off of a table. God damn it, I love him. And he still has the moral high ground somehow, go figure. Truly incredible, this 17-year-old child.

Yeah, just childish shit. He doesn't know how to deal with it. But now they're going to go across town to George's really high-end studio, where all the equipment is really expensive and he cares about the set and how everything looks. And Matan is just gonna start fucking with everything and George is freaking out about his microphones.

You're not allowed to just pull a microphone off of a wall there? Nobody said you can. Tell us a little bit about how you decided to go into podcasting. My commander business. What? What did he say? Move his mic back to his mouth. Be careful with the mic. Yeah, no don't. That would be the whole budget of the next 10 years. How do we do it? Yeah, yeah. Just please don't break the mic. Please.

So the other thing he's done is asked for a big glass of ice so he could just chew ice into the microphone and ruin the fucking show. That's since Mike Tyson ate an eighth of mushrooms. Have I seen something so obnoxious? Yeah. In the next clip, it's more of that. You're going to ice yourself up this entire day.

I did the wrong clip. I got it. Are you getting a good zoom of this? Oh, 4K. This is going to look real sexy. Me eating ice? I mean, that's why I tried to move the mic away, but this guy doesn't think.

Good job. We like this. No, we love this. You want me to eat ice? I mean, I tried to move the mic away, but this guy doesn't think. Good job. We like this. No, we love this. You want me to eat ice? No, you want to eat ice. It's ASMR vibe. No, I'm not fast. Can you get him a cup of ice?

No, no, no. I'm OK. I don't need ice. It's bad for your teeth. Yeah, that's why. It's a bad idea. Ice is bad for your teeth? He lies about everything.

He doesn't understand how anything works. So it's getting beads from dogs, but whatever. I'm surprised you didn't just show up with a big bag of Big League chew and start eating. It's just chewing it. Yeah, like the Mike Tyson. It's being very disrespectful, I think, is the point here. And George has no idea how to salvage this.

So OK, in clip 12, George is going to school Matan on how to be successful as a broadcaster, because George Santos is an expert on that. Sorry. Yeah. Speaking of being an expert at broadcasting. Get real loose with the microphone over there. Talking to the side of it.

You're going to ice yourself out of this entire industry. I don't think I'm playing a character. You have had such an opportunity to do something big. Do the character when the camera's rolling. When it goes off, act like a fucking human being. What did I do when I saw you on... You look mental, you behave mental. No, I don't.

You guys have this, like, insanely bad energy about you. Good energy. It's awful energy. We would like to steal stuff, but we don't. have this insanely bad energy about you. Good energy. It's awful energy. We would like to steal stuff, but we don't. I just wanted to give you a little bit of advice, free advice. Don't take it.

I'm a terrible liar, as you said. Grow up. Jeez, with the balls on this guy. Talk to a guy who's that successful and tell him what to do. Yeah. Meanwhile, he's about to do seven years in jail. So be like George Santos.

Right, yeah. Also, grow up that he says to a 17-year-old. I don't know if he actually is 17. He's a young guy. To a potentially 17-year-old. Definitely young, yes. The other thing that professional broadcaster George Santos does on his show is the fucking shitty two truths and a lie bit

that everybody that gets introduced at a corporate meeting does. Let's go around the room and say how much we lost in a 401k. My penis is 12 inches. My wife loves me. And anyway, yeah. So they're going to try and end the show like that. And of course, M Matan is the perfect answer

to this question. I would like to blow my head off. I will blow my head off. I did not call you gay. So we have to figure out the throwback. Try to decide for the lie there. You know what? He did call me gay, so that's the lie. I didn't.

So that being said, it was really good to have you on Pants on Fire. I will not shake your hand. You will not touch me. You won't shake my hand? And thanks for coming on. This was great. And we look forward to seeing how... Will you give me a fist bump? You have spit on your hand hands spittle on your hands Did you just you just licked eyes? You just gotta go you like guys like guys don't like me

By my time that's very disappointing. Well, I guess thanks for having you were likable. I wasn't trying to be with you guys No, so I think I got my That was great. You did a great. I did a good job. You were a great Jackass. Bye, Matan. I thought I would. Can I take the ice? Yes, you can, Matan. Can I take the ice?

I wish I could say the same. I'm being respectful. You got the green roof. A great displeasure. Can I have the camera? No, but you can get out. It's so truly masterful. I can't get over it.

And he ends so Mottan, as we said, George was also on Mottan's show. Mottan ends his show equally as masterfully. Carl, I got to be honest. I don't know why you don't end shows like this. Oh, all right. I'll learn. Get the hell out of here, you stupid liar. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What's over with Kaylee is the YouTube channel and the Patreon. I'm gonna run before the chair hits me in the head.

And Trucker Andy, thank you so much for being here, buddy. All Apologies podcast. Trucker Andy. All right, at this time, I wanna bring up my buddy, Adam Bush, and my friend, Brian Johnson. TV's Brian Johnson. TV's Adam Bush, because we gotta talk about a guy that's been getting a lot of love this weekend,

to be honest with ya. It's time. To mock. Zoom-ock. What is happening, Brian? What's happening, Adam? Good to see you guys. How's it going, Carl? I need to remind you. Yes. I like Chad. Oh, yes, I know.

I reminded you that one time before and you thought I was being ironic. Yeah, I always think you're lying to me. Whenever anyone says I like Chad, I go, ah, that's a good joke. I mean, it's fun. I see Chad as like a misunderstood monster. He's Frankenstein, right? And you and Melton and Tukey and Cardiff, you guys are all the villagers, poking and prodding. Yeah. And we're like, hey, you want to touch this torch? You're like putting it in his face,

and he's getting upset about it? Well, Adam decided to go on Chad's show. And of course, Chad has taken this off the internet, you know, you have to be members only or whatever to see the whole thing. But thanks to my buddy Rocco, who subscribes to Chad's channel. We were able to get this so that Adam could show us some of the highlights of when you were on with a special edition of Kumis Cucks. Yes. Yes. He was very proud of it at first. He tweeted about it, he told everyone to check it out. I don't know what

changed his mind. I'm glad that you two are friends because nothing mean happens in this interview. It's just a conversation. If he happens to reveal himself, that's on him. But no one is mad to him. In fact, we're gonna open with a clip here that involves him really getting one over on me. And it's worth noting, because it's the only research he did for the entire interview, was just setting up this one question.

And I really wanted to talk to you, because I saw you on Jake Hudson's show, and then I saw you on Quadfather's show. And I go, this Adam Bush used to be somebody. If this was a E! True Hollywood story, this would be like when I remember I watched Jan Michael Vincent when he hit rock bottom. When I saw you on Quadfather, I was like, what happened to this guy? Is that the question?

No, I'm just saying like, what made you go on Quadfather show? All right, I gotta back that up real quick because he stopped talking. What am I supposed to do with that? Yeah, I like how Adams unshaken just that question straight. No, I'm just saying like anything. What made you go on quad father show? The same thing that made me go on your show Perfect answer I love he thinks he's better than Quadfather's BYB. And I guess because I was nice to Jake, he thought he could be comfortable and that he could possibly get one over on me.

He calls his show Kumi's Cucks. So he's inviting an actor on to maybe plug a TV show or something on Kumi's Cucks. Yeah, what do you think this is? What the fuck is that supposed to mean to someone, and why would they ever want to be on a show with a name like that? So I ask him, what does that mean, Kumi is Cucks? And he has a great answer. Yeah, he is a Kumi a cuck. He does ball wash Shulie, but he's never done anything to me.

Shulie's always been nice to me. All those other guys have been really shitty to me. That's how this all came together. And the one common thread is they're all, all watching Kumia, Anthony Kumia. So he's mad that I won't cover Shulie like I do other people. So he took it personal and then picked me off the ground. So the way to be a Kumia's cuck is nothing to do with Kumia. It has to do with how they feel about you at the time. Because, you know, this has been an often debated topic where this is why Kevin Brennan

and him had a falling out because Kevin Brennan hates Shuley and Chad won't include Shuley into the Kumi's cucks when you think about how often Anthony is on the Uncle Rico show. It's like weekly at this point. So why wouldn't he be in there with Chrissy Mayer and me and all the other cumius cucks? Because he doesn't have any friends and he doesn't know what being a friend even means. OK, that actually checks out.

That makes sense. Is Shuley his last hope, maybe? Because he's been exiled from every other pod. Shuley's always been good to him. They tried to start a show together. They tried to watch along to catch a predator. And then it was immediately copyright struck. So that was like, chance big in with the Shooi network.

And he was going to have a show with them. And then, oh, never mind. That's not going to work. We can't watch that stuff. You want to set up the next clip, Adam? Yeah, I'm thinking about it. It's interesting. He goes back and forth, like he's saying, on whether he's... All of this is wrestling, it's WrestleMania, or it's real. And he doesn't know the answer, except maybe when it's about anybody else, it's fake. And when it's about

him, it's real. Is this number four? No, that was number three, right? it's fake and when it's about him, it's real. Is this number four? No, that was number three, right? I think the hero thing is four. Let me see, I think this is what you're talking about. Okay, go for that. Well, you know there's a level of performance to this. You know, there's a little pro-rustling to it,

a little, you know, over the topness. They like it. It's drama, it's silliness. So when I'm acting mad, I'm really not mad I'm just having fun having a good time. I'm a good performer I might not be sag like Adam Bush, but I can I can do a little something on the side I could I can do the little acting if you will as it were I Love that doesn't it kind of doesn't it kind of ruin the entire schtick of Che, where he just goes, oh yeah, I'm just making big believe

over here, like, oh, so we shouldn't take any of this seriously? I thought this was like you were telling spit the truth. Yeah, no, no. And that's why I accuse people of really serious crimes, because that's really funny. This is your buddy, Brian. Do you want to stick up for him at this point?

I don't know what to say here. I don't mean to put you on the spot. No, there's nothing to say, because at this point, he's't know what to say here. I don't mean to put you on the spot. No, there's nothing to say, because at this point, he's thinking, this is going great. He's answering everything honestly, and he means what he says. Why would he defend Kumi if the person did nothing to him? It doesn't make sense to him, so he says it out loud.

Yeah, and the next clip that you pulled here is when he explains that sometimes it is real though. Even though he just said it's a performance, it's professional wrestling, he's a great actor. I went to his house. You say these things are a show and it's all fun, and then they're real. And then the feelings are real,

and the accusations of crimes and things are real. Yeah, when he calls Cape Coral Police Department on it, that's real. When they get my gig canceled, that's real. When my Patreon goes away, when $25,000 Police Department on it, that's real. When he get my gig canceled, that's real. When my Patreon goes away, when $25,000 a year goes away, that's real. So you and KB, it's kind of WrestleMania, but you and John, it's real. Now, Kevin and I have a, the best analogy I can use, and it's been often brought up, is we have a very Jesse Pinkman,

Walter White, friendship. Breaking Bad. It's like, yeah, that's without the money, without the money, we're the man. This fucking pigments a real fucking pigment. Yeah. But it doesn't matter because no matter what the scenario is, he's a hero. That's what he is. He's heroic and his quest is noble. I think that was at my peak mudshard. That was at the top of things were going well and

then it all became a thing. And here I am fighting back still a man alone on a hill with a sword. Are they fighting against you still? Not really. Carl's actually backed off. Chrissy won't even mention my name. Aaron wants to be friends with me. He's trying to be allies with me because I'm not

friends with Patrick Melton or Nick Ricada. So he's desperately trying to build this bridge between us. And I refuse to let it happen. I don't want to partner up with him. I haven't forgotten. I still hold a grudge. I think it's an apocalypse now that they find that guy like years after the war is over, but he's still in the hole.

Yeah. And they can't convince him, like it's done, they can't get him to stop. You know, that guy's not the hero of the movie. That's so brilliant. I love the thing where he's just like, yeah, so these guys are all still fighting every day, right? Oh, Chrissy Mayer has brought me up in two and a half years. What are we doing here? Why is that still the topic of this show?

And there's also the subtle implication of like, I have too many friends. I got so many friends. Everybody wants me to be their friend. Yes. And actually speaking of Chrissy Mayer, the next clip that you have on here, he's talking about when we did Content House in Orlando, back in 2022. And there was a comedy show at the local comedy club there, that Chrissy and a bunch of the people who were staying at this club, Gino was there and were doing this stand up show. And Chad leading up to that kept threatening to come to the show and fuck it up. He's like I know the owner there and I play

there all the time they're gonna let me in and I'm just gonna sit by the side of the stage and heckle and he was emailing me day of the show he was texting Gino day of the show I would see you guys tonight all these threats and everything that were coming in. And then, like the cry-bullied he is, was shocked when people didn't want him at the venue. The show, they had me banned from the venue, even though I worked that venue.

How did they have you banned from the venue? They contacted the Booker Dave Strupe, the GM Krista, saying we don't feel safe with him coming here. They actually thought I was going to do something crazy. So they said, we don't want him here. We want him banned. And they banned me. And I took it. It was a first. Was this before or after the catalytic converter thing? This was after. Okay. So maybe. Maybe. They had a point. It's all nonsense. It really is. But yeah. So. You just said it was real. You just said this was the real part. It's real.

I was banned 100%. And I took that very personal because they didn't work me afterwards. So I think they're like, what the hell's going on with Chad? Where people are afraid of him. So I don't think we can book him. But luckily, I was just there with my buddy Nick Swartz, and so everything's smoothed over. but it took a year and a half

so I Mentioned that I know the catalytic converter story Yes, and he thinks I haven't heard that he opens for Nick Swartz didn't he thinks he hasn't mentioned that Well, and he's gonna drop that and just smooth everything over. Well, I think that was an interesting I don't know if I've heard that story before, that this was a place he said he played regularly. And then when obviously Chrissy and Frank said, hey, can we make sure that Jazz is not allowed in here?

Because he's been threatening to fuck this show up. They stopped booking him because they're like, oh, Jazz, he's a problem. Maybe they even asked around to some other clubs. Who knows? But then Nick Swartz got him back into that club. He validated it. So he's got his daddy.

Jen's got his daddies that help him out with these things, keep his career going. Do they? Yeah. I mean, we just heard he did a Wednesday night in Colorado because he was there with Nick Swartz and he wouldn't have gotten that gig otherwise. It's very impressive.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being an opener. I think an opener is still a gig. He is a working comment. Hey, listen, I'm a host of the Creep Off. We were the opener. So I think that's awesome. I think being an opener is amazing out here. Is the Z-Man just looking for love and acceptance?

Yes. If everybody sort of turned and they were like, you know what, you're not that bad, Chad. Let's do some stuff together. He'd be into it. 100%. In fact, I think that's what Adam showed us, where it was just like, oh, yeah, this is just for show.

And we're just playing an act. I'm just a pro wrestler. That's a defense mechanism, though, right? He's saying that so that if anybody were to call him out on it, he could say the opposite. Brian, he sent a tape in here today to Chookie Soup thinking that he was gonna be a part of the bit. That's true. That's true, yeah. He thought he was Rocco's buddy for a second there. Rocco. He gets full more than Stuttering John. And he admits it regularly. He just won't admit that he's wrong.

Ever. All right. The next clip on here, I think we talked about this being the broken clock. Yes. Well, sometimes he's right. Every once in a while he makes a point. This is a standalone clip. It's all very weird, but I don't know.

Gonzo says, how long until Chad turns on Adam for Adam giving him honest, fair opinion and analysis of this interview on WATP over and under three days? Hashtag Chad Nation. Are you going to Hackamania? Me? Yeah. Yeah. You are.

I am. Okay, so this guy's looking forward to seeing you at Hackamania. Oh, John O'Reilly. See you there. Say hi. Are they paying you? They should. I've been very public saying Carl better be paying you on that show.

I don't know what your situation is, but you better be getting money from these guys, because I think you bring something to the table, obviously have a somewhat of a name like you have a little star power a little something something so I don't know what your situation is but you better be getting pay I see why he's your friend he's not a bad guy this is all for this moment right now now we got to do renegotiate the contract just because of your stupid appearance with Chad Zumach. By the way, after this, you go on to say you thought guests should be paid on podcasts as well.

Do you believe that to be true? I think everybody that participates should be paid something, absolutely. Do guests of The Tonight Show get paid for that? Yeah, they get like $400 or $500. You get a union minimum of a day rate. And don't you get a sweet gift basket, too? You do. You get a lot of little gifts and it's the Tonight Show so lots of people see it. So I see what you did.

That was a nice day. I'll tell you what Adam, how do you feel about this t-shirt? This could be your gift basket. I know for a fact that that cost more than a lot of people here made tonight. Yes. That's a very good point It's a very expensive shirt anything on Fremont, you know, this fucking guy sends me the timestamps. I pull the clips I could have just not oh, I missed number seven. I'm sorry. I didn't see that out there my bad That's why we have a script Alright so there's a subtext going on here There's a subtext underneath all of this,

which is that his heart is broken, Chad, because he's dealing with a breakup in a similar way that Nick Riketa is. There's a bit of denial and a bit of holding on. He's holding on for KB. He thinks it's gonna happen. And I explained to him that he sounds like a bitter ex-lover. And he explains to me why I'm wrong.

Like, he thinks I'm joining the network. I'm not. I'm not even going on their show, so I don't understand where this beef or riff is. I will say this. This little fallout with Kevin is not as bad as it used to be. This is actually very mannish.

You sound like an abused wife. This is what they say, and you are defending getting beaten by saying, well, it's a little less this year hoping for a good Christmas. But he didn't mean it. No. I don't know. He fell down the stairs.

I get it. I mean, I would be lying. Why are you wearing those shades, Chad? Let's see it. Let's see it, buddy. I got a fair of faucet bruises from the burning bed. It's not your fault, Chad. It's not your fault.

Did he just throw out a burning bed reference he did didn't yeah Wow Yeah, that is a weird relationship between Pinkman and You know KB and Chad zoom out. They're just on again off again out again off again like that annoying couple in high school It's like just fucking figure it out already. I don't want to know what's going on. I have to know what's going on. Do you think it's a work? Is KB just keeping him at a distance

for a certain amount of time because he has this other star power like Carmex and Cano? With KB, I think everything's a work. Yeah. Right? None of it seems real with him. No. No one would live their life that way

unless they were mentally, oh, wait a second. Maybe it's not at work. Maybe Kevin Brennan is mentally ill. KB has made it clear that he will not tolerate Chad if he doesn't hate Shuley. And I asked Chad on this episode, what would KB have to do to get you to just leave him alone and he couldn't come up with anything?

There's nothing the man could do to him that would humiliate him enough to stop loving him. It's amazing. Yep, it's really sad. And now his paranoia starts to creep in. Oh yeah, this is great. Which I enjoy. Don't know, maybe you guys, you take this to Hackamania this weekend

and you guys, you know, do a whole thing. What would I do? What would my take on this be? How would I get you? I don't know, I don't know. You could be a mastermind. would I get you? I don't know. I don't know. You could be a mastermind. Maybe you got plans. I don't know.

Maybe you can call her up to something. Maybe, see now I'm paranoid. Yeah, that's what I started this conversation with, that you refuse to believe that it could be based on something that happened in this conversation. If this goes badly, it's because you're a victim and a pawn in a massive conspiracy that's set up to keep you down. Yeah. Yeah. Sounds more, yeah, I like where you're going with this.

That feels more comforting? You like that? Yeah, that's where I want this to go. I think it might be a regular on this show. I wouldn't be surprised. He thinks it's going great. I don't know why these opinions have to leave once I leave, because he'll feel very differently on Monday. I loved when he asked if you're going to be in Hackamania. And you're like, am I going to be on Hackamania?

Yeah, I'm WATP. WATP is on Hackamania. What do you mean? Why would you ask that, of course? I'm going to Hackamania. Because he was hoping that this wouldn't happen. It's happening right now. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. It's a good point. He told me he watched this episode, and he doesn't rarely watch them, but he did watch this one. And he thinks it's fine. He thinks it went great, and there's nothing I could do, and I can play whatever I like, which is great.

Because at this point now, what you're seeing is I'm starting to get bored. And in this next clip, basically, I'm like, hit me. Come on, just hit me. Chad, nice job. Did you think of reading Wikipedia? It would have helped. It would have helped.

Thank you, Dan. Thank you. Anything. You made the poll. You could have read the IMDb ad. I could have. Reverend Billy, I'm glad Kev took over Cumeus Cucks, Chad. You're not doing job.

Adam, Shulie, Carl, Chad's birds of the feather flocked together. Chad, you let us down. No, I didn't. This guy's, uh... Well, I mean, if they expected you to be giving me the business and embarrassing me or simply getting me on where I'm wrong, you're welcome to do that at any point. I don't want to alienate you from your audience. I've been watching you from afar. Chad's in love. No, I just pay attention. You have to. My head's on a swivel over here.

The poll is up, dip shit. I think everything about Chad is summed up by that first interaction. A supporter of him gave him money and said, buddy, you let me down. And his response was, no, I didn't. Next question. But I do love when you put him on the spot,

and you go, yeah, maybe you're not connecting this interview correctly, because you probably should be burying me. You want to start now? And Chaz is like, oh, shit. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what to do. So then you leave. And now Chaz is trying to reconcile in his mind

how it went, and if he did a good job, and if you were trolling him, or if you guys got a log, and you're buddies now. And so that's the last clip we have here. We learned Nick and Fort Wayne knew. We learned he knew. They learned I knew. Let's just say I have a cameo at Hackamania this weekend.

I'll just leave it at that. We learned that Adam trolled you and I'm sorry you didn't see it. No, Doodle, he didn't. How? How did he troll? How? I learned Adam agrees with KV about paying guests. Pineapple. What else did we learn? I don't know what's going to happen. I don't know what's going to happen.

Was Kevin unhappy with this interview? Is that what happened? Yeah, he railed for like a couple hours. Called me a clown. That's it? That's all he had. And he said there's no way we had worked on this one project together because I told a story of being in an elevator with him and he said there are no elevators in Los Angeles.

He got me. He got me really good. And it's worth noting that Tom Myers chatted in there because I'm going to be interviewing him on Tuesday morning, 9 a.m. All right. You got booked on Tom Myers' show? Well, I'm going to do it with Huzy. I'm going to do it with Huzy. Oh, Huzy. So what could possibly go wrong? got booked on Tom Myers' show? Well, I'm gonna do it with Hugh Zee.

I'm gonna do it with Hugh Zee. Oh, Hugh Zee. So what could possibly go wrong? So it's on Hugh Zee's channel. It is. Awesome, well that's very exciting. Tom Myers is so happy when people know who he is. Until he finds out that people know who he is.

Until he finds out they have opinions. Yeah, then he's like, oh shit, I don't like this. I don't like this at all. Well, how do you think it went with Chad? And what was your assessment of it? I thought it went great. He was a nice, honest guy. He was a he let his chat say all the mean things

he wanted to say but couldn't. And he really let them go in a way that, as if I was stupid, he would put it up and read half of it and go, I don't even know, is this OK? Now that we're halfway through it, and I'm asking you to finish it, is this OK? I don't know, Chad. I haven't read it yet.

So I think it was fine. I think he needs to maybe not do cumious cucks anymore and reinvent himself as something else, because being this mean mud shark character is not him. He's too sensitive for it. You don't think he makes a good heel? I think I love to hate him, but he's not a natural, he's too sensitive for it.

Or is that every supervillain origin story, is that what it's supposed to be? That is a little bit usually. Yeah, you're right, I see what you're saying. So yeah, he has the makings then of being a very, very big monster. Well, we'll keep an eye on it. We'll certainly keep an eye on it here at WATP.

And you're doing the Lord's work going around and doing these shows. And Brian! Yeah. Holy shit, buddy. Thank you so much for being here. Again, at Hackamania. Always love seeing you.

Tell them Steve Day. Thank you for having me. Tell them Steve Day is the podcast. Check that out. The great Brian Johnson everyone. Thank you. Thank you. We'll have his lovely wife Mary Beth up in a little bit

to play a game with us. We're gonna let Adam stick around. We're gonna bring up Jenny Jingles to the stage. Jenny, get up here. Because we gotta talk about our buddy. I'm a man, I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

Oh! Stunk fart. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ah, the great. Never gets old. The great Greg Opie Hughes, as I've been talking about recently with him, he does three things very poorly. He walks around Manhattan and films people and pranks them. That's when he's unleashed, of course, in NYC.

He does his morning stream every single morning where he talks to the chet and has nothing prepared. And then he goes to Gebhards and talks over, has his buddies talk over each other and no one can follow the conversation. And he makes a good seven or eight bucks for an hour and a half doing that. Well, I was checking out a recent stream where he was walking around in Central Park. And when he's in Central Park, one of the things he loves doing is pranking people, and this is a hilarious prank. I gotta give him his due, you know? Like you were talking about, even a broken clock, every now and again

he crushes it. Cheese! Cheese! Enjoy your day, alright? Enjoy! Cheese! Cheese! Enjoy your day, alright? Enjoy! Bye! Cheese! Jesus! How does he

come up with this shit? Do you notice that he only fucks with minorities? Yes. He never does this to white people. He sees them as lower beings, and then he fucks them to their face and then giggles about as he walks away. And by the way, they all speak perfect English. They did that because he came by and that's what they do.

They go, oh yeah, gee, we don't know. Is he gone? He's gone. Now, Opie's going to say a bold-faced lie here because he claims that he gets requests for things to do on these live streams when he's on live. Imagine people going, Opie, you gotta go over to this bridge and you gotta look at a waterfall in Central Park. We're all dying to see this kind of coverage.

Well, well, good morning everybody. Welcome to my little live stream. We're gonna do a casual one today. We're in Central Park. I get requests all the time, and one of the requests was, can you show us the Bow Bridge? Can you walk across the Bow Bridge?

And then also, is there a waterfall in the middle of Central Park? So I'm like, you know what? That's not a bad live stream. Nobody asked him to do that. Oh, he gets requests all the time. I'm not buying it. And I like that he goes, yeah, people

want to look at a bridge and they want to look at a waterfall. I'm like, that's a pretty good idea. Thank you so much for programming my show for me. I never would have thought of that. Good stuff. I would give anything for someone Opie knows to run into him in Central Park

and just watch him and be like. Yeah, he would shut it down immediately. Oh yeah. He'd be so embarrassed. He'd be like, oh, it's my wife's friend. All right, well, bye guys. Thanks for being here with me. I love that you said it's his wife's friend.

Because he doesn't have any friends. It's not his friend. What I like about Opie is how knowledgeable he is. Now, Anthony has gone on. He was in New York recently for his WABC gig. And he did a little thing where he was walking around Manhattan. He actually knew facts about buildings and historical happenings and people who were involved.

And he explained all of these things while he was doing his stream. You know, stuff that might be content. Opie does just the opposite. A little goose action. Is that duck a mine already? I don't know. But there's the bow bridge in Central Park. Because, he goes, goose action, or is that a swan? I don't know.

Wow. It's iconic. They call it the bow bridge because the arch looks like the bow of a violin that you use on a violin I think or the bow of a archer. What? Archer. What? Thanks, Opie. It's very informative. We appreciate that. How is he supposed to find out? Well, right, good point. He's using his phone to livestream, so there's nothing else he could do with it. Alright, so this is where Opie gets super obnoxious with strangers. He thinks this is great content. I don't know who told him this, but he's continuing to do it.

I get requests all the time, so I figured I would like... Oh my god, I'm almost the only one on on the Bow Bridge. Oh my god, I'm almost the only one on the Bow Bridge. Oh my god, this is rare. Get out of my way! Get out of my way! Get out of my way! Uhhhh, okay. This is rare. Walking across the Bow Bridge. Move! Almost got the perfect shot. Move! Move! Move! Move. Move. You hear me.

Move. You know how rare it is to get a shot of the Bow Bridge with no one on it? What an asshole. This was my only opportunity and you messed me up. All right, so it's a good thing for Opie's sake that there's so many crazy people in New York, so people notice to ignore crazy people. When people are just mumbling and they're talking to him, hey, I'm talking to you, I'm talking to you,

try this in another town, and someone would slug this asshole. New Yorkers are just like, all right, it's a crazy homeless person, just ignore him, he'll go away eventually. He's just telling this person to move for his perfect shot. And you would think, like, okay, move it on. Nope, he circles back and does it again. We'll try again. So as these guys get a little closer.

Then, Bill, don't watch. I don't give a crap. This is my livestream. It's not your livestream. You go live stream I with a chatter here's our opportunity to go across the bill bridge once again one person in the way or we'd have the iconic video of the bill bridge oh my. You know how rare this is if she would just move out of the way? What's up, brother? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Adam, you're in the biz. How do you get a bridge shot with nobody on it? I'm not a doctor. Maybe there's someone more qualified. But this is clinical depression. Everything annoys him. Maybe there's someone more qualified, but this is clinical depression.

Everything annoys him. People breathing is just like, ugh, again. It's the worst thing to happen to him. And he's this spoiled, rich, unemployed person with nothing to do that feels put upon by life. And he thinks we don't see that. But he also thinks he's better than everyone else because that person who was on the bridge

he was complaining to was also doing something. Yes. They were also like, Opie was ruining their moment since they were having at this bridge in Central Park. And Opie just thinks like, no, no, no, I'm the New York guy who gets to do this stuff, not you. If I'm not happy, you're not happy.

Right, oh, that's the mental illness of his mom. The blue comb. And that this is the character we want to see. We're like, oh, this is the hero in this story. The guy pushing everyone out of the way to get the same shot we're looking at right now. All right. Enough with Central Park.

Let's get back to the morning stream, because Opie always starts off, you know, when you start a show, that's when you have the most content. That's when you have all your notes. You can go anywhere you want with it. Talk about anything you want. And Opie never fails to bring out the most interesting thing that's going on. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

And rainy Tuesdays and rainy Wednesdays. When is this rain going to stop? Good morning, everybody. Welcome to my live stream. We're 500 feet above the streets of New York City. You see it for yourself. Just another crappy day in New York. I don't know.

Supposedly, by the time this rain stops, it was raining for like 36 straight hours, something like that. I was trying to do the math quick in my head. Who cares? So it always starts with a weather update. We know this about Opie. He loves talking about the weather.

And who doesn't? That's such compelling content for a YouTube channel. Is that a morning disc jockey in a market? No, because morning disc jockeys don't start the morning pissed off and bitter. That's a good point. There's a rule. You're supposed to encourage someone to start the day.

His is over. He's like, well, fuck it. It's cloudy out. What's the point? I'm doing something different, man The thing I picked up on in that clip Opie has that stutter that he gets into like his brain stops He doesn't know how to get out of it, and we just learned why he was stuttering in that clip He was trying to figure out how many hours had been been raining. And he goes, ah, 36 hours.

He didn't know how to calculate a day and a half. So he had to stumble on that for a while. It's early. That's true. That's a good point. Although, Opie will confess he's not great at math. He didn't think that he needed to learn math in school because he never doesn't use it as a radio disc jockey.

Boy, was he wrong. Yeah, he did need it, it turns out. I know you're thinking, Adam, you look like you're upset. You're like, is he going to stop talking about the rain? No, I want to know what the fucking boat bridge is. No, no, no, no. You're worried he's going to stop talking about the weather. Don't you worry.

He's going to continue talking about the weather. Good morning, John Quartz. How are ye? Of course. This rain, it's just enough already. Rain or me? Rain or? God, enough.

We just want spring. We just want spring. You'd think he didn't know he was indoors. Well, also, I don't know what you think spring is. Oh, it never rains in spring. What the fuck? It keeps raining every day. Oh, why isn't it spring yet?

That's what spring is, idiot. There's nothing going on in this guy's head. No. Why does he feel compelled to go out and lie to talk to nobody like this? Has anyone noticed that his mouth looks a little brown? Yeah. Yeah.

What's your theory on that, Adam? What do you think is going on with that? Sure, there's a reasonable explanation for that. There is no explanation other than that he's been up all night drinking wine. And this explains all of this behavior, all of the stuttering and all the just. This is some guy who's been up all night long,

because his family doesn't want to hear this. If I was his neighbor, I wouldn't want to hear this. Right, we pay a lot of money for this place. Yeah, I barely want to hear it right now and I'm hate watching it. It's rough, no one wants to see this. Well, Opie's gonna prove that he doesn't actually have conversations with real people throughout his day.

How many of us have this stupid discussion? Do you remember when we used to have a spring? Now it just goes from winter right into summer. We all have the same conversations. Look behind you, it's spring. It's literally spring behind here. Just like, yeah, we're all talking about it's never spring anymore.

Maybe you don't know what spring means. It's possible. Do you guys have that conversation? No, I don't talk about weather with anybody. That's weird. If I do, I walk away. You fucking I don't talk about weather with anybody. That's weird. If I do, I walk away. You fucking LA people with your perfect weather. Yeah.

God damn you. I'm too busy. Fuck off, Christian Blatt. He's so proud of himself over there. Oh, he likes that. He likes that. So this is one of the dumbest things that OP has ever said. AI has been around, what, a half a year,

and it's already smarter than us. We're stupid. AI has been around, what, a half a year, and it's already smarter than us. We're stupid. AI has been around for six months. Does anybody else know that? AI has been around for six months. I had no idea. For some reason, I thought that AI has been around for decades. Oh, I don't know.

I guess I'm fucking crazy. Opie disinformed me. Six months. It's not a lot. We've had artificial intelligence. Carl, you sound really stupid right now. Oh shit, well yeah, I really, I really stepped in it, didn't I? He goes, he goes, AI's smarter than us. Speak for yourself, dipshit. How dare you. This is interesting. Opie recently came out and talked about house hunting in the suburbs and he said, he goes, oh my gosh, I

want my wife, we're looking at houses in the suburbs. And he said, he goes, oh my gosh, I want my wife. We're looking at houses in the suburbs. Everyone's smiling. It's not like the city where everyone's miserable and it sucks. In the suburbs, everyone's happy and it seems so much better. So people are like, oh, Opey, are you moving? Are you moving out of Manhattan?

When are you moving, Opey? I am not moving. I explained this on the livestream a couple days ago. You don't have to know anything about interrogations to know when you ask somebody a question and they go, ugh. They did it. They did it. I did this on the livestream a couple days ago.

I've had a Realttor for many years now, and from time to time we look at houses, and if we find a house that's close enough to New York City where my kids can still go to their schools then we'll pull the trigger. But until then, we're not moving, right? I find this interesting because Opie, he talks about his agent and his manager, he hasn't had a paying gig in seven years, but he still has an agent and a manager, and now he's got a realtor that's just working for him for no reason as well, that a realtor is on retainer. Why is he making all these professionals work for him

when he's not doing anything? Well first of all, you're forgetting about the super chat, so he's making money. That's true, that's true. If the super chats keep coming in he can stay in Manhattan for a little bit longer. It's a good point. And he'll have a manager and an agent they'll let him stay on their roster because people that are coming up that were fans or know of them will be like oh I want to sign with who these people I grew up liking or with. They'll keep it doesn't cost the agent or manager anything to sit there and have his name be on their list and field anything that would happen to come in. Like Chillercon? Like Chillercon. You think OP will be on Chillercon one of these days? That is

where the offer would go. And if he was smart, he'd do it because he'd make more money than he does doing this. But instead, OP gets angry that people are asking him when he's going to move, even though he was talking about looking at houses. And we don't have to move anytime soon so knock it off with the dumb rumors. Richie Richwood who the man who the man who the man who the man who the man who the man are you who who who who Who to man today? Well, it's quite obvious. Is Jason Tatum the man up there in Boston for... The end of that was one of my favorite things that I've ever seen because I was just picturing this in my head

He finally did it And it all I'm kidding. We love hope we wanted to be around for as long as as possible Do you hear that clip? I was started with this knock it off with a dumb rumors. Yeah. Yeah He's can you imagine living or working with a person like that where he was talking about buying a house the other day at? The water cooler so you're like hey, do you buy that new house knock it off stop attacking me Why would you think I'd buy a house his general look at a bunch of you were excited about it your blocks? Be afraid to talk to this person you You wouldn't know what to say. You would just want to leave them alone. So Opie's, you know, his who to man, which is a great bit.

We could all agree. The more he says who to man, the funnier it gets. And he starts singing the who. And it's great. And so he brings on Ron the waiter. Now who to man, of course, in this day, Jason Tatum, who choked a bit for the Boston Celtics and Ron the waiter is always quick with the joke he always knows how to get

right in there do you understand do you understand oh no it's wrong I'll tell you what I understand by the way Jason Tatum may be the greatest basketball player to ever walk on God's green earth. Not at all. That guy seems a little Jewish. I think Opie meant to say, oh, no, it's Ron. Not, oh, no, it's Ron. Not, oh no, it's Ron. And Opie's talking about the guy choked in the playoffs.

And he's just like, I think he's the best metal player in the world. Yeah, good stuff, man. You really know how to mix it up when you get on here. So Opie admits that his career stinks. And any time he does this, I will play the clip on WATP. OP went down memory lane when he gave us his decade of super fame, how he would get picked up

in the morning with his coffee. I know how it looks. I'm not stupid. But also, people, for whatever reason, are really, really interested in the open at the years so I can little taste a little taste there was a lot don't worry my life is nothing like it used to be for the people that you know need that in their lives they need to

know that by career states they can't they can't breathe or live a day unless they know. They can't breathe or live a day unless they know Opie's life. No, my life's all right. My career stinks. My career is at anointing, but my personal life is at a two. This is one of the things that all these guys, we watch all these guys exaggerate the role they play in their detractors' lives.

We're all, oh, everyone needs to know my career stinks. You, oh, everyone needs to know that my career stinks. You just have to live every day thinking that my career stinks. It's like, you hear about Aaron Imho, pretending that NLO fans are obsessing about him nonstop. That's all anyone's ever doing. It's like, no, no, we just like to laugh at you from time to time. No one's obsessed with it.

It's fine. I host a show about Opie. I don't put a lot of thought into it. I look to see if he put out a new show or something that we can talk about every now and again. I guess he thinks if he stops doing the show, we've won. That is true because we beat Suddary Jahn, didn't we? We chased him off the internet. I was arguing with Quadfather the other night on his show.

As you do. I said something stupid. And his response was like I had gone boop. He just kind of froze up. And then he started talking about, I know what you want. You want me to not do my show anymore. You want me to just get rid of the show. But I'm not going to do it.

I was like, no one said anything about that. This was just something in his head. This guy, we're all tuning in just to know he's doing bad. Then stop doing the show and we won't know how you're doing. We'll just assume you're doing great. Good point. You keep reminding us every day. I don't know why they all think that we want to run them off

the internet, just the opposite. No, I want them on the internet. I love that Opie does these three different shows that I was describing earlier on a regular basis, because they're all ridiculous for different reasons. The Bridge Show is my favorite show. You like The Bridge Show? All right.

Let's start putting in requests to Opie of what we wanted to do in New York. Do you think he'll do the Williamsburg? Dog poop. Dog poop. George Washington, please. Oh, the Verrazano. Could you imagine?

A boy can hope. A boy can hope. This is kind of related to the Opester, because as you guys know, Scorch is doing better than Opie at this point, which is crazy to think about. And Anthony has reached out the olive branch to Scorch to team up and do stuff together. So I actually tasked Jenny Jingles

with checking out the latest episode of Scorch's show because we've been following him and He's got the dive bar locator the DBL one that they're driving around in you know what doesn't he have going on? Oh my gosh. It's so fantastic the thing he didn't have going on was Megan the love of his life Well, she had not been on the show. She's back baby She is back. Thank God that potato sack is back on the show. She's back, and the reason she was gone is because she got a puppy. Oh, she's got a puppy. And she's not with them live anyway. They're in Florida. She's wherever she lives in the cold, and because of the puppy she couldn't do the show. She's still got the puppy. How dare you disrespect Eau Claire Wisconsin like that? Oh, I'm so sorry.

It's just anyplace, Eau Claire Wisconsin? I apologize. Apology accepted on behalf of Wisconsiners everywhere, especially in Wisconsin. Meanwhile Mike Snow and Scorch are driving up and down the coast of Florida and having a great old time. And they're parked their RV, and they're living in a, what is it, a Cracker Barrel parking lot? They're literally living in a Cracker Barrel parking lot and not in a nice neighborhood.

No, they did say they heard gunshots at least once a day. Megan did admit that she got him some crocs, scorch, so that he wouldn't get foot fungus in the planet fitness showers. So this is where they're at. They really are in love. But! There is good news! They're monetizing, guys!

They reached their watch hours. They're able to get super chats now. This is a legit show that they're doing. Yes they are. And we're very excited to see the people who are starting to super chat the show. Now they don't really know how to do it yet because they're not reading the super chats. Mike Snow is not good at this but he's learning. They just put him up on the screen for us to see. And I'm interested to see, like, who are the Scorch fans who are eager to start giving Scorch money?

I read that Pop-Tarts during hurricanes are the biggest selling item at Walmart, strawberry Pop-Tarts. Drew Peanuts coming in with a buck 99. Congrats on monetizing. So it looks like maybe some familiar chatters are showing up on Scorch's channel. This is another guy who will never thank me for this. The amount of fucking money I make for these assholes. I just want to know if this is true about Pop-Tarts.

Is that, can we fact check that? Holy shit. He has the dumbest facts I've ever heard anyone tell. That's not even a fact. Some are hot and some are not. I mean, yeah. Some good range stories that are very strange. Weird news.

I heard that Pop Tarts and Strawberry Pop Tarts. Like, hey, never tell us that again, please. Nobody could possibly care. Well, this is interesting because we start to get brought up in the chat. We sure did. What Mike just said, I think there may be a porn going on in front of us right now.

I'm not quite sure what's going on here at porn beach here in West Porn Beach, Florida. So these super chats come and go very quickly. But it says, WTP clip this time stamp, super chat confusion. Because the super chat is just coming in, and then they're going, and no one's addressing them or talking about them. Well, Mike's in charge of it.

That's why. Yes, Mike's an idiot. He is. You can't see it in this, but usually he's at the bottom. And he's delayed. You can barely see him, and you can barely hear him or it's over modulated so he keeps coming in and out but and he also is trying to do this too, he just is useless.

Yeah, poor Jen, she watched the show, she goes this is so boring. It is. It's such a bad show. So boring. It really is just the worst. It was mercifully short so they do have that going for him. This is a fun username that we see in the chat. Yeah, probably.

Followed by cops. Followed by sirens. Cops every time, yeah. Neil Brennan's face comes in with two Canadian dollars. Opie's mouth is purple. It's the super chat that goes in there. The show would be so great if he would talk about this stuff. Neil Brennan's a handsome looking guy, you have to admit.

He sure is. How come he can shoot the open air? I mean, he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's a good guy. Yeah, that goes in there. This show would be so great if he would talk about this stuff. Neil Brennan's a handsome looking guy, you have to admit.

He sure is. How come he can shoot the ocean better than Opie? How come it's a better view? That's a good point. What's good about the monetization is that Opie will be able to see that Scorch is making more money than him. It will be undeniable.

It won't be opinion. We've got to get some Twitter account. We'll probably start calculating this and putting out graphs and charts of monetization over time, Scorch versus Opie. I can't wait. Well, one of the people who are monetizing for Scorch is our buddy's nice podcast, Stupid,

who are a big part of the dabble verse. But it is, and I don't know why. And nice podcast stupid. Oh, you know what? No, that's the name of your channel. Yeah, I know it is. Okay. I know it is.

A shout out to this person. I don't know because I hate being set up for things. Who is it? No. Yeah, there you go. Chest question mark. Thank you. So I love that Mike's trying to spare his feelings because a nice podcast, stupid as the name of their show and the name of their channel. And so he reads that and he's just like, don't worry. He's not saying, he's not saying that to you. I promise. Uh, and he says,

Hey Scorch, can we get a shout out for Jake Hudson? And Scorch was scared away by this. I'm not, I don't know what this means. I don't want to be saying Jake Hudson's name. He's up on John in that way, where he's like, ah, I don't want to get had. He's paranoid. And rightfully so. But here's the thing. I think I would like for him to be monetized to a point

where he makes more money than John and Opie. I'd love to see that happen. He's already making more money than John. Well, John made in the past. Right. But Scorch is like all these other guys who when they start to get monetized, they look for ways to maximize their income. And I think Scorch has got a great idea here. I think this might catch on.

Hey, Neil. Nice. Hey, Neil. If I see you donate 25 bucks right now, I will do that. Neil says, let's get a color of the day for old time's sake. Neil, I want to see 25 bucks come up now. From you. From you and I will do that.

Nice. A hundred bucks and I'll give you a color and a number of the day. This is the first time Megan's been interested in anything. Megan's got to sell this idea that color of the day is a good bit. That's got to be a tough life right there. Producer Chris, how long would you be around if I was just like, hey, what if we did color of the day for 25 bucks? Like, yeah, I got to go.

Bartending was actually a pretty cool gig. I'm going to go back to that. The way he's looking for it, his eyes lit up. This is the beginning of something very bad. They're both very excited about the money and his willingness to be like, fuck it, I'll do it, whatever you want, I'll do it. I'll wait.

Yeah, it's gonna keep spiraling until he's doing a lot of embarrassing things for very little money. And it's basically who to man. Oh, okay. I mean, it's the same thing. It's the color of the day, who to man. It's just like that sense it doesn't mean anything no one could possibly care about

And someone brings up that maybe this show could be funding what scorch is doing before that Alex says Scorch can be bought Watt has deep pockets for a cannibal but be a you Ght, but obviously they don't have deep enough pockets for spelling lessons. Mike was in 98 degrees. Sound familiar?

We've been had. Jesus Christ. Talks about how we have deep pockets and everything, and he just picks up on a spelling error. This fucking guy can't get out of his own way. Reminds me of someone else. You dumb fuck. So there's a Chip Chippersen reference here, but Scorch is still just hung up on this spelling error that happened. If you ever listen to my radio

show, and a lot of people in my life have given me grief over it, I am a grammar and spelling Nazi. Right? Am I or am I not? Spelling and grammar are one of those things that I've always I've always had that It signifies a bad joke in the style of Chip Chippers. Oh, okay. I get that you know. Thank you Oh, there was somebody looking into the camera. They owe me money now, or maybe I owe them money. I don't know Money crops all these, all these great shows that we love. Money always corrupts. It really does.

So disappointing. Hey, he's living in an RV. He's bathing at the gym. He's sitting on a beach, though, enjoying his life. And he's happier than Opie and John combined. So let's hear it for him. His fingernails are dirtier than John. His fingernails are also just as dirty as John.

If you ever listen to him. I'm rooting for Scorch. It used to be about the dive bars. Why can't it be both? Look at his fingernails, though. What the fuzz. I noticed that, too. Are they on toilet paper?

Is that what's going on here? That's not great. All right, well, the great Adam Busch, everybody. Adam, thank you so much for coming out. Adam Busch is on Who Are These Podcasts every Wednesday, and everyone else's podcast too. Just ask him. He will be there for sure.

All right, we have one more thing to do today. We have a game that we're gonna play that Carter put together for us. I want to ask Mary Beth if she's still here to come up, and Annie, our review girl, come on up. You're not done playing games today, Annie. Because we got one of the tougher games here, and we're gonna ask everybody to play along.

I actually have some prizes, I have some merch that I brought with us here, if people win this game, because who set it? Hi, Mary Beth. Hello. How's it going? Good. This is a tough game.

And so we're all going to do our best. How you feeling? You confident? No. Annie, how you feeling? You confident? I'm definitely confident this is one of the few Cardiff games I'm good at.

All right. Get confident, stupid. That makes one of us. Annie wins $100. Now she thinks she owns Las makes one of us. You give it. And he wins $100. Now she thinks she owns Las Vegas. It's amazing how that works. You gotta get your ego somehow. Hello, Hackamania.

And welcome to Who Said It, the official podcast game of WATP. Are you ready to find out who said it? Our first entry. They take a diaper, they fold a bunch of shitty meat and cheese into it. Who said it? Okay so the choices here are Aaron Imhol, Kevin Brennan, Greg Opie-Hughes, Chad Zumach, and Stuttering John. Thank you for making it only five instead of seven or eight this I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with

the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm going to go with the first one, I'm OP. Oh no! Uh oh. My instincts say Aaron Imhol. All right. All right, what do you guys think? Chet, KB.

All right, I mean it's definitely not OP because we all guessed this. One, two, three. At Taco Bell. Now, Taco Bell is one of those fast food lines that it moves pretty quick. I mean, Taco Bell, they just take a diaper, they fold a bunch of shitty meat and cheese into it, and they throw a little sour cream in there,

and they throw it out the window to you. Line moves quick. Goes pretty fast. You eat it quick. It comes out quick. Everything about Taco Bell is fast food to the extreme. Partick one, everyone else zero. Fuck. All right, we'll do better.

No, I got that one. I got that one, Carl. Oh, you got that one? Yeah, I said Aaron Imhol. Good, fuck Cardiff. Congratulations. Team WATP over here. Our next entry.

I'm cool with the Burger King onion rings who said it goddamn, so I Think I gotta go Opie again, I think it's Opie Although open doesn't eat fast food that can't be Opie too late. You're locked in Too late, you're locked in. Alright, I'm locked in. Mary Beth? Go ahead, Mary Beth.

Alright, I'm gonna go with Chad. Shit, I was gonna go with Chad. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go with John. Okay. I went Zumach. I'm thinking that one is Opie. Okay, that's fine. Well, good, I'm glad I picked that then.

One, two, that's fine. Well, good. I'm glad I picked that then. One, two, three. My Wendy's meal. Should have stuck with my first guess. Single ketchup mustard pickle fry, Coke, small frosty. I'm done. That's all I need. Mickey D's has the best fries Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr. could suck a dick that stinks Carl's Jr. stinks Taco Bell's only good when you're drunk period that shit sucks when it sucks when you're sober. Luckily that never happens. Burger King, when you're in a pinch, good onion rings, I'm cool with the Burger King onion rings,

I'm down. I should have known only a poor person would be broadcasting about fast food. Exactly. Or Rocko. Where I want to be. broadcasting about fast food exactly or rock out where I want to be burger king when you're in a pinch good onion rings I'm cool with the burger king onion rings I'm down our next entry I'm exactly where I want to be. Who said it? Okay, all right, I have to go with Opie. I'm sorry, I'm saying Opie every time. But that sounds very much like an Opie to me. What do you think, Mary Beth?

I'm gonna go with Brennan. Kevin Brennan, what do you think, Jenny? Aaron. Producer Chris? I went KB. Couple KBs, what do you think? Annie? I'm thinking now I'm stuttering John.

He's always proud of where he is. All right one two three If you weren't so bitter angry and miserable Maybe some of your old coworkers cows on the board as it stands now You'll be hanging by your belt in your bedroom closet within wakes. Why is that was the misery your we're do you're a weird do we're exactly where I want to be

what a weirdo you're. Why why why why why samples because I'm drinking Folgers I'm drinking Folgers in my cup. I'm about to embark on a lovely staycation with my family. Why is my life in shambles? I need to know. Our final entry. Anyone who says nothing burger is gay.

Who said it? One. I got to go steel toe because everything I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB.

I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I'm going to go with KB. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym.

I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. I went to the gym. the information that she loved anal sex. And we were like, it's okay, you know, that's fine. And she called him and recorded their conversation and then posted it.

And it was a nothing burger. And it was nothing, so yeah, she's known to do that. Anyone says nothing burger is a thing. Oh, wow. We're all a bunch of idiots. It was a big nothing burger. It's a nothing burger to me Kato came it seriously is what a non nothing burger about a nothing nothing burger with

cheese that's that's a nothing burger like a funny thing or it's a nothing burger nothing burger flub no I see the thing as a giant nothing burger, but. What a nothing burger. Now you know who said it. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Yeah! Oh!

Thank you. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Producer Chris, what was the final score of our game, sir? We all won one. Holy shit. Woo! That means Cardiff is the loser. And that's my favorite.

Thank you to the great Cardiff Electric for making these games for us. Always appreciate. Nothing burger. That, and guys, thank you all so much for being here at Hackamania. Weird Medicine is coming up, stick around for Weird Medicine and looking forward to hanging out with everybody after the show and tomorrow as well.

Thank you to Patrick Melton for putting this all on and getting us all here. These have been amazing shows all weekend so far and they're still the best to come. So thank you and thank you to Mary Beth and Annie, producer Chris, Jenny Jingles. What's her name? Arrrr, arrrrr, arrrrr, arrrrr, arrrrr, arrrrr, okay, bye.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. I gotta go, goodbye. Okay, folks guess what this is the episodes over I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye Man, that was a good episode. I enjoyed that

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