Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep622 - You've Already Peaked

Episode Date: May 18, 2025

This week we’re checking out a show about video games. Two dudes who worked together at Game Stop 20 years ago talk about their passion for video games. The only problems are they can’t talk and they no longer have any passion for video games. But they do like reading books. So there’s that. Trucker Andy joins us live in studio to discuss bald guys showing photos of themselves wearing emo wigs and thinking they’re hot. Cringe of the Week includes Dave and Chuck the Freak cutting an embarrassing promo and Zac Amico losing it on his guest Akeem Woods. We get into a time machine to learn that Anthony Cumia was actually offered Opie’s job 30 years ago. Myster Magenta sent in a hilarious parody song about Aaron Imholte. Frenchie found another crazy trans guest for Pure Genuine. Cardiff Electric joins us as we check out George Santos interviewing former convicts about what he can expect in prison. Ray DeVito had Cardiff on his show and refused to listen or learn anything. Finally we finish with a segment of Net News and our new review girl Megan hops on to play 2 Minutes with Tom, read some recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – ⁠http://watplive.com/⁠ Andy’s podcast: https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Cardiff’s new YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CardiffElect  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have each listened separately, not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by DJ Lobster Dust and Locar the Man Beast. And this is one of those gaming shows where I guess they talk about video games. Or do they? Well, we're about to find out. I want to start off by showing you how the show is introduced at the beginning. It's a lot of energy and a lot of professionalism with a radio voice guy doing it. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to another exciting episode of you've already peaked gaming podcasts, the podcasts that you wake up every week ready

to see featuring your host low car. The man bees also featuring me the lobster dust welcome welcome. How you doing good? So this guy is like all ready to go. He's got a spiel down He's got his radio voice But as soon as he's off script a little later on in the show he's asked a question and he fumbles Non-stop throughout this episode It's how's it been you've been busy I've been so busy. I have just been. Yeah, I was thinking about it. Like, I hope that I don't I do. I feel like I need to... I need to like advertise our podcast at work.

Okay. So... And that's why you've been busy? Have you been busy? He didn't know where to go with that. He was completely lost. Yeah, I guess... I don't know. I need to be cool with my work buddies. Because they don't know how cool I am that I host this cool podcast. I gotta let them know about it. it also that sound you hear is not us

Something's clicking and clacking in the background. I don't know if he's running laundry or something It's very loud throughout this and so he says, you know, he's been busy. He talks about how he works a lot and Then like days like today where it's like I just want to sleep like I feel like I'm wasting my day I'm hoping that like once everything like because right now my schedule is just crazy because like one girl's out on medical leave and another girl's like Constantly sick which I think means like she's nearing retirement and it's just using a ball or a PTO. Gotcha You might have these conversations

with very close friends who maybe know your work dynamic a little bit, and you discuss work and stuff like that. On a podcast, thinking that this would be interesting for anyone, this is one of these guys who's just like, well, this is my show. So I talk about how there's this chicken work who's on medical leave, and this other chicken work who

does this other thing. And god, I'm tired. I just I work so much too much and Yeah, this is what you'd say before you hit record right yes get caught up, and then do your show He hasn't been busy setting up the green screen Or using it in any capacity you have it there Why not put something on it for some reason he's got a green screen, but wood paneling, which I do recommend for any podcaster to have wood paneling behind them.

Yeah, he's literally just using it as curtains. Yeah, he's using his green screen as a semi-curtain for some reason. And you heard how tired he is, which is always a good thing to hear when you're watching a podcast. You wanna hear how tired they are and how they'd rather be doing other things.

And later on in the show he really demonstrates I don't know man. I don't know Nintendo does not make sense to me it used to I got it I get the concept of what they had but now it's just like He does not want to be there at all they they have a very odd conversation Andy what did you pick up on? Let me let me hit some of your clips before I move on Sure, I did the thing where I? Scrolled through all of their episodes and found the least viewed okay episode how many views did I have five? this show gets

Very few views and I'm saying that so if we did advertisers at work it might double their viewership. Yeah Marketing that do that. Yeah, it would be easy to double the amount of views that these guys get my clip Seven was basically the one that sums up the show for me. I titled this someone explain all of this Yeah that explain all of this. Yeah, that a RPG but like it's one of its first, well not the first in a sense of like that like isometric like top-down style look but um it's it's kind of designed in the sense of like an MMO where there's like dungeons and raids and big bosses and classes and healers and tanks and all this stuff and shit to it, so we got into

They did a couple closed alpha so Andy you're supposed to know what this stuff means Little bit I was counting on you to understand some of us that when you send this to me And I started watching it I I all I could think of was when we covered dark side Phil So I'm like which one of these guys jerked off on the internet Because none of this is interesting no and Actually if you don't mind I I know I told you I'd give you a couple clips to play but I want to talk about Apparently they're not really playing a lot of games recently

Doesn't leave a lot of time for games though, man Yeah, I don't I don't think man. I I have been in and out of gaming pretty consistently lately Like it's weird dude like He's been in and out consistently. Yeah I needed to explain that so fortunately does explain what that means when I'm by myself Like and no one else is on and no one's like around to game, I have just no desire to do anything in gaming. You host a show about gaming. Maybe you don't want to do the show anymore if you're not into playing video games.

That is classic because as soon as someone is around he's saying he suddenly wants to play games. He doesn't want a connection with anyone There's never anyone around That's the sad part about all of this because then they go into what they are passionate about and that apparently is reading books a Lot of times if I don't like if somebody like even if somebody's like hey I'm gonna be doing this and I'm like, I don't know like I could read a few chapters I'm turning some weird little fucking like anti-social tap. It just wants to curl up on a Blanket and read a few chapters That actually might be a too. I'm reading a lot more

I already read but usually it was like I bring a book to work. So I don't like I'm on my phone all the time Yeah. Yeah. No, I get that Now I'm just reading so lobster dust it's just Braggadocious about his reading habits. He's reading all these books not to be outdone Locar is also reading I read all throughout the year. I read books constantly. I Didn't know it was a seasonal thing Constantly I didn't know it was a seasonal thing I read all throughout the year, and that's fine. I'm happy for you I'm glad you enjoy books and you I'd rather do that than hang out with people and stuff

But this is not a show and they get lost in This specific book that they're both reading a book series. Are you guys familiar with? dungeon crawler Carl Not at all. Okay, Is it you it had no It has been picked up by Seth MacFarlane's company They're going to make a TV version of it I guess but the style of this is the genre of book. This is in is called lit RPG Literary role-playing game okay, sounds like Choose Your Own Adventure to me.

I don't know what that means, I've never heard of that before. But, Locart brags about how fast he's reading these books. There has to be more, and I'm hoping that, I'm hoping that whatever the next book brings, cause it sounds like there's gonna be a lot of stuff where that yeah I feel like it's gonna be a lot of them trying to you know yeah you know anything yeah we gotta be careful I know the word vomit I know that's just it's tough it's tough it's tough what did he just say does anyone know what he just said oh I

just you know I'm the next one I'm like I'm thinking like ah you know whoa whoa whoa I'm not sure Be careful the word Bob it don't like actually use some words. Yeah, you know I know you've said nothing absolutely said nothing It seems like you don't know what to say I don't know if you have this clip what do they do you have the one where they talk about? Them creating the show and how it couldn't be live-action. So One of them is like well, it could be like a Rick and Morty animated Oh, not that kind of animation. It can't be animated and it can't be live-action. It should be like

Invincible, which is a cartoon. It's an animated show, right? Yeah, they're having a really hard time trying to pinpoint the exact type of animation Silent needs to be in order for it to be to work because this book is so amazing I I said one more clip on here because they talk about this book for a while back and forth in like this secret language That none of us know because they're both so into it and they know all the characters and stuff and finally they just snap Out of it, and it just seems to be getting more Unpredictable like more like what yeah Yeah

I know I can't stop anyway, but you are You are right getting into reading these books is like kind of killed the desire to play video games Oh, right. We talked about video games. That's right I swear to God is 26 minutes into the show and they're like oh, right we talk about video games on the show Well, why don't just talk about books that if that's who you guys do right? This is it show is super niche so niche that it's for two people and it's the hosts right nobody Because they're gonna talk about things very generally.

If you're going to be in this niche, you need to focus. Do show only about World of Warcraft or only about Apex. They talk about these different games. But when you're just broadly talking about all of it, it's kind of for nobody, it feels like. Yeah, no, that's actually very wise to let them know that I don't know who would come on to this Like a real game fanatic wouldn't be interested in something like this There's a new game that just came out that I am I

Want to play so I have it downloaded it was on game pass for free I've been kind of following it for a little bit. It's called south of midnight So there's a game that he wants to play someday Then he brings up like this is the content they have like oh, dude. There's this game I think I might want to play it at a certain point like I got an idea Play that game and report back to us if it's a good game, and you recommend it or not Oh, hey, I'm a big fan of south of midnight. I can't wait to hear what DJ lobster dust has to say about oh, I've never played it Oh look are the manbeasts has it downloaded sweet

He can't speak on it at all well. I don't know what I'm listening to this for well Here's another example because there's a question about the new Monster Hunter wilds game. What are your thoughts on Monster Hunter wild because I have still not played a drop of it It's a play to drop What are your thoughts on Monster Hunter Wild? Because I have still not played a drop of it. He hasn't played a drop of it. They have to find unique ways to say they haven't done something. There's so many things I haven't done. I haven't played a drop of this video game. I haven't written anything beyond the intro to the show.

I have nothing to talk about. It's boring. So far all I've heard is shit they can just think to themselves. Right. Yes. A lot of times we talk about about like this could have been a zoom call between two friends This wouldn't even warrant a zoom call between two friends. I'm like well. I'm gonna go read my book so yeah See you later. Did you play the game? No, I didn't okay. No show I guess At least one of the two hosts is too tired to be there. Yeah, right Hosts is too tired to be there. Yeah, right Though what I know what they have done which is

Livestream them playing a game dressed up as emo kids okay and clip to these bald guys are Thrilled to be wearing emo wigs and have stupid haircuts for two seconds these wigs are fucking pretty legit like I Like I didn't spend a ton of money on this and this thing was Relatively nice for the night. I kind of had an existential crisis though like I kept going to like take a piss and I catch myself in the mirror and then I was just like I'm embarrassed to say that I took a picture of myself and I sent it to I think you probably have the picture too But like first I sent it to my sister you probably have the picture too, but like first I sent it to my sister I was like oh no

If I die suddenly I need you to have this picture for my funeral And I don't want you to tell anybody where this picture came from And then like that was like my my ongoing joke then I sent it to will The same caption And I I found myself. I've probably looked at that picture More times than I care to admit. Oh Yeah Was that microphone interrupting his nap?

batted away It's got a far we were space. It's like how good man It's never been more Socially acceptable to be a bald man by the way everybody's come around to owning it. I wouldn't want to be well But people don't look at you like a failure now that Hobbs and Shaw came out and the rock and Jason Statham are both bald you can get away with it But I get apparently there's a lot of trauma for these guys that have to deal with it and clip 3 Michael Jordan who made bald cool he tried to get the Hitler stash going could do that But he could do true. He could make bald cool. Sorry damn it. We all missed out

Pull that off Michael Jordan. I'm sorry clip 3. I thought three they actually pull out their phones and start showing the pictures of them in the wigs Three they actually pull out their phones and start showing the pictures of them in the wigs Longing for the good old days of wearing fake hair, so I took I took this picture and send it to Audrey Jesus Christ who cares if that's a got it or Audrey or your sister Well that's your picture of you let me pull out my picture. Oh, no don't do it this one Shame it's probably a snapchat filter or something can't believe they're obsessed with themselves like this They're taking their photo staring at it non-stop, and then sending it to everyone. Yeah, look at me in this photo Yeah, that's what fucking Instagram is for yeah, stop sending me your photos of you something something to your selfies? I wish I had hair so bad that I don't care that it's the worst version of hair right even if it was

Kenny G's you know you fro and take that poor Kenny G's like Trucker a I could never escape his wrath What else you got any Let's see in clip eight they start recounting a Gaming you know it's weird because the one guy is talking about I have nobody to game with so I can't get there's versions Of video games. We don't play with anybody you just play a storyline campaign all by yourself It's the way I prefer to play video games. I hate playing with other people who are annoying online

But in clip 8 they're gonna talk about somebody being annoying online whether playing with other people like yeah Valorant was good though. Valorant was good Are you serious right now? Can I get the spike? You guys we should just surrender Are you do oh He's the dork okay, man, we're not joking either. This is how this guy sounded. No exactly Are you guys new do you not know can I please get the spike?

Why are you going that way and there was a first person dead every single match? Guess you had to be there But the follow-up clip clip 9 yeah this guy was so annoying that they didn't even notice This other guy that was blatantly cheating at the game because this other guy was so annoying and once that guy left They're like, oh this guy is oh they work together Like you've got a fucking cool voice you can get away with a lot more But if you talk purely through your nasal pharynx, you're not allowed to just fucking harass people to just fucking harass people. Goddamn, dude.

Fucking... Oh! He was pissing me off more than the guy that was blatantly cheating. They were like fucking tracking them through walls, fucking like whipping and doing headshots, like he eventually turned it off after you just like completely berated him for cheating. But I didn't even care about that guy until the other guy left That's how bad he fucking was this one shows about gaming are supposed to be no

I think usually playing the game wouldn't that be a better show about gaming 100% okay? Yeah, just telling us what happened last night. I don't give a fuck right the gaming is the show that talking about it is What you do right so so are you gonna talk about the industry you're gonna talk about the new console That's coming out the new game that's coming out you talk about how it's being rated You can talk about like that would make more sense unless you're just gonna talk about a game you played last night with people We don't know yeah, I can't imagine that's interesting for even the people who are playing the game. I said like yeah, okay, whatever But we did that already Moving on yeah show show us something cool that happened last night. I don't know

Well, at least they're knowledgeable when they do talk about video games. It's hard to hit game of the year on single-player games I feel like without like God of War The God of War game yeah, yeah, I did right the 2018 one no no no yeah yeah I did I can't remember but not the not the one against Eldring but the one prior did did yeah I think so I think so yeah Jesus I don't. I think not that like like hold on. Listen. No one's watching this to fact check you just like pretend you know something. I don't know anything and

I've never played that game but I know it was game of the year when it came out. They're not sure. Was it the 2018? Was it Elder Ring? Which one was it? So then later on in the show they we actually actively have to watch these guys try to look shit up that they cannot find. I don't know if she left or if she was taken off, but she is now presiding over like a big franchise. over like a big franchise. Hold on. I'm looking right now. I'm looking right now. I remember seeing I was like, Connie, corny Bush Bush Bush Bush.

Center name? Yes. Probably not framed. Center name yes Form a dragon age varguard where is she at now? I don't know if I can find this We're waiting nothing. I'm not seeing anything yet This is of course one of Crozier's favorite things that we used to watch is boomers using Google Oh, he's fun to watch you will Google things in real time Especially when they can't find what they're looking for good stuff And then being unable to read it when they do find it. Yeah, it's the name

Looking for good stuff and then being unable to read it when they do find it. Yeah, it's the name Bob sheep Mots of all my first clip seven is a little bit But I had to do seven card tree I think is pretty much the same the guys like tell me all about the card tree and the guys like What are you talking about and they begin to look it up in real time? Question for you because you probably know more than I do. What are the cards? The cards? Yeah, I was watching a guy and like he was like combining cards in the game to make a deck or something. Um, I think it's the... Is that like your skill tree almost yes, so It's deck cards are Oh, no, no, this is the card book stuff. This is like how oh

I gotta tell people work about my show show I think I started watching this shit guys They're really missing out. You won't believe what we looked up on the internet the other day guys Well then at a certain point the guy starts explaining why video games cost more money than they used to and What is explaining is a thing called inflation? But the way he explains it he must think everyone's retarded Maybe he's ret. And there's a lot of dead air near the end, I'll warn you. But it makes sense. Shit costs more money nowadays, period. You know? Yeah. We also, you know, realistically, people will bitch and complain, but we make more fucking money nowadays, too. Everything else has gone up because we have to make more money, you know, or or like we make more money because everything else has gone up type of thing but like realistically like

think about think about Fuck 2007 how much money were you making I was a manager at GameStop. I was making Fucking check $13 an hour humble brag Lobster whatever his name is just like 2007 to say we told me there was gonna be both right We find out later cuz he's like how much money did you make in 2007 we find out that he was a cell phone

Salesperson who worked on commissions of course he was remember 2007 cell phone stores There's like I don't know a million different cell phones. They all suck balls Try get the the razor the flips open or this stupid thing the track phone But yeah, that's not surprising, but he does brag about how good he is at work a lot. I didn't pull those clips because it's very boring the Locar is a bit of a Metrosexual we haven't heard that term in a while 2007 that's correct. That's the last time anyone ever used it

And so he starts the show right out of the gate with some shaving his balls talk Good good, you know, what is an incredibly terrifying thing for for me and I'm sure a lot of men out there is popping a new head on a razor and going at your nuts? What? Yeah. So he goes, dude, it's terrifying when you have a new razor to shave your nuts with. And I think that lobster does is thinking like I'm thinking like, no, actually a new razor is not terrifying. It would be an old dull razor that would scare the hell out of you. But he goes, that low car goes on to explain why this is one wrong wrong move, and the rest of your day is just unsettled.

That's what I'm saying. It's not the confidence of the shave, it's the- One wrong move? How do you shave your nuts? Carefully, I would say. Not so scared that I'm like, ooh, ooh. None of your business? Oh, not only does he make it his business, he's got a great idea for the two of them

Bro dove body wash like the the moisturizing body wash. Oh, no, I'm not listening to this baby boy It's a hole it is smooth Come over. Okay Big enough we could both fucking I go in there. All right. I'll show you the technique His shower is big enough. I think he just came out of this guy My come over my shower is beautiful shave our balls together neither of us are ever gonna get laid so Their methods and come up with the best version of shaving your balls So this conversation is ridiculous conversation on this game gaming show

continues on The dove body wash bro is a game changer Okay That's guy stuff Moisturizing body wash that's guy stuff Shaving your balls together. That's guy. That's guy stuff Uh, and one last clip out here because then they start nerding out over other things that they're excited about It's like have you seen women's razors where it's like two bars of fucking soap on either side

I do I do she doesn't watch your shit so I could say I do like like yeah Like my like my final pass like after everything is all gun and like washed off my clean up with this a little bit And then and then I do be like afterwards. I like, oh like she has like all these different like Tonics and stuff to keep her skin like sometimes I overdo it And then I can't get my balls off the side of my leg. Yeah, so soft Yeah, like so I have to like calm down on that. So maybe i'm not the best like like oh, this is how men do it because sometimes They weren't this animated about anything no, I know this is the thing they're most excited about they are putting the gay in gaming

When he's talking about using the women's razor and then the tonics and stuff that his sister again But I know he mentioned to send it that photo to his sister I'm not sure what his situation is. Why is it called you've already peaked? I Guess this is not their decline You've already found out it's a good question the one that I listened to they have kind of they that you're right on They are past their prime and how good they are at gaming. I feel I think is the theme of this show So they're bad at video games. They're bad at talking about video games. Yeah, they don't like playing video games No, they'd rather read books by themselves. Yeah, this is the show for yeah, at least one of them can't shave their balls

And I'm not gonna make you play the clips, but they're just like oh call of duty one of the biggest games I wrote it sucks. I hate that I think it's fatigue Yeah, they played it so much they realize all the things that they don't like about same thing with World of Warcraft World War Warcraft, World of Warcraft sucks. Never played it but I believe that. My last clip I'll say is 14 where they're longing for the good old days of gamer words while everybody's waiting in the lobby for the game to start.

All right. Wanna go back to 07. I miss the lobbies. Just talking about the shit talking I miss the pure like Wild West lobbies where it's like there wasn't like a report because he's being me like I Heard horrible shit shit that you shouldn't say Shit that should not be said by like people

But I appreciated it for that like you just you just I never knew what was coming I fucked your dad like yeah I mean that like just like the fucking like the nine-year-old just screaming like racial slurs like I don't appreciate racial slurs but I like that like there's like no filter for it I like that it's just fucking like I don't know what's going on yeah yeah it was amazing. Oh It was like and the best part about it too was like making people feel overly uncomfortable Right. Yeah, like it wasn't just a Yeah fucking six-year-old just told me to suck my own dick and spit it in my dad's mouth

You're sitting in the lobby and you're just like oh man, maybe people are right maybe maybe video games do make people So they don't really like video games they just like naughty words Yeah, like why don't I enjoy video games anymore? Oh, no one's yelling the n-word. Yeah, right I'll see you over and rumble on in hot water Right all these Gino's got some new fans we got to turn them on to that any other clips out here and you want to play no this show is awful it's really bad I don't know how someone found it they do I should play this real quick they were criticizing the the super tip

system I can't stand the way he reads the AI the way he does Carl's voice. I agree. My voice needs to be fixed out there. So that, that's a really good point. Low car. Oh, I'll make a note of that. And send it to Moody. Mike Grimson has been a member for one month. He says, got all Buzz Meyers EPs this week. Wondering who wrote the lyrics to let it die bloody brilliant profound criminally underrated love it not

kissing ass That is a great song. It's my favorite song in Buzz Meyers and our buddy Eddie Nebula wrote that song the music and lyrics written by Eddie Nebula. I don't see what the lyrics are no idea He does surprise me sometimes we go to the studio and I could actually hear what he's saying. I was like, oh that's actually pretty clever. That's not bad. But I don't usually pay attention unless I have to learn the harmony. And even then I don't remember what they are. I just make noises that sound similar. But enough

about Buzz Meyers where you can find anywhere you stream music. Andy and my rock band that actually has lyrics in it and singing and stuff like that. I think it is time for our Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! This one came in from Carl Cross in our Facebook group. And I think this is probably a pretty good example of some peak cringe. Remember Dave and Chuck the Freak? example of some peak cringe. Remember Dave and Chuck the Freak? The guys who took over for the Drew and Mike show in Detroit for their morning radio? Well, they're still at

it. Oh yeah. Yeah, this is they, this is what they're paid to do now. What's wrong with you? Five hour energy is giving me $10,000 to have the ultimate summer. They're not giving you $10,000. They're giving everyone the chance to enter to win $10,000. Just go to 5hourenergy.com to enter. At almighty. They have to play these characters? That's so embarrassing. Like, hey, did you know I got $10,000?

That's not the way radio rules work. What? Guys, I got an idea for Boston emo wigs All right, I'm listening. I have another cringe of the week. This one comes in from Jody B now Jody B watches Zack Amico's morning zoo because of course real-ass podcast broke up and then it was the Zack and Lewis show and now that broke up and now it's just Zach and Miko's morning zoo they have this guest on a keem woods and

Akeem woods doesn't know anything about anything like they bring up Mike Myers they're talking about Mike Myers related to the diddy case and He goes, I don't know that is like Wayne's Road Austin Powers is like, oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's white guy stuff I don't know. I don't know what that is. Like, Wayne's World, Austin Powers, he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, that's white guy stuff. I don't know what that is. Fair enough. They're like, no, you have to know Mike Myers's. You're in comedy. Yeah, like you're in comedy.

There's no way you don't know who Mike Myers is. Well anyway, this continues, and Zach eventually just loses it, because this guy doesn't fucking know anything about anything. One of the possible people that might be calling this trial Canadian legend actor comedian Mike Myers No has been named as a potential witness

Let's find out about sideshow Bob's traumatic past wait is he out of jail Oh Kelsey Grammer He'll be at Skankfest this year if anybody Really wants to see that beautiful piece in real life. You might get a chance. What's not it? Who's in skank for that dude? Jason use the human being we're talking about Kelsey grammar Reveals harrowing truth of teenage sisters murder. She crawled to a neighbor for help only to be ignored. Let's find out about Sideshow Bob's traumatic past. Wait, is he out of jail?

Kelsey Grammer? Was he in jail? Wait, what are we talking about? Why would Kelsey Grammer be in jail? Wait, wait, was she saying, so she's saying that her dead sister, wait, I'm confused, what happened? Are you here? I guess not

What so what do you know who Kelsey Grammer? No? Celebrity we can name that you don't know Frasier cheers. Yes, I know those shows. I don't watch them. I literally said sideshow Bob You have a Mike Myers Simpson bigger. Yeah, I know ours is bigger than Kelsey grammar. I Know who Mike Myers is I don't know his name. So if you put me a picture. I yeah Kelsey Graham I might know who that is from X-Men. Don't that we're getting deep He's right here. Oh So his sister died yes, okay

I thought Kelsey grandma was a country singer. I can see that that makes sense, but White country singer that I didn't know there's a difference between I'm black and I haven't seen the show and I'm not listening when people White guys stuff that's a props to you Zach and Pico for finally getting fed up with this guy Yeah, calling him out and thanks to Jody B for sending that in Always appreciate that. I thought he was asking to side show Bob was out of jail Besides, Joe Bob was out of jail. Yeah, right. That would be a good question. Right.

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an H, and he thought that this warrants Cringe of the Week. I don't know guys Apparently the all apologies YouTube channel was streaming Andy's gig last night And oh there's producer Chris Sound great These podcast is live everybody the old bait and switch right there this reminds you of when Vito was live broadcasting from Fremont Street on

The biggest problem channel, and I was looking at the cops. I was like we don't do this shit on your channel Why are you putting the biggest problem? Channel I'm trying to get view hours Monetize it yeah by putting up Sets it gets to apologize for it later That's true. It's that cringe. It's smart and I don't always agree with these cringe of the weeks But you know my hands are tied over here people said that and I got a plan unfortunately go watch it That's just the way tell me it's cringe That's just

Shit I want everybody I want everybody to go watch the whole thing and then tell me how bad it was in the comments That's what I want. That's it Alright speaking of cringe for the man! for the man! for the man! for the man! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Someone sent this in to me. We're going to listen to Opie and Anthony from the year 2005. And this is actually very interesting and revealing.

They're talking about the time that they first started working together, WBAB on Long Island. And Opie's working seven to midnight. That's his shift. Remember, he's been successful since he was 18 years old. This is his successful radio shift on an alternative rock station from seven until midnight. And he started bringing Anthony in.

He wasn't necessarily part of the show at that time but he was on pretty regularly because he was doing parody songs and they would do bits and and he would just kind of co-host with him from time to time and They're talking about how Opie recognized that this show was gonna take off. So he went to management and I had a proposition for them It's a pretty interesting story because I was doing nights at WBAB and doing pretty well on my own You know I did alright, and then you know Anthony and I got together We knew we had something and we knew we were gonna take it really far

I we knew right off the bat in our first week of broadcast now. We had something that was pretty cool So then I went to BAB and said look man. We're doing nights We were getting a buzz because aunt was doing my show off and on for like three or four months and that was pretty cool. So then I went to BAB and said, look man, we're doing nights. We were getting a buzz because Ant was doing my show off and on for like three or four months. I'm like, we're getting a really good buzz here. And you know, you got some dead weights in the other slots. Let's be honest here. Move us up. Move us up. We want to stay. We're from Long Island. Just move us up and we'll stay. All right. So OP comes in and goes, hey, why don't you give us a better time slot? Wouldn't

that be cool if we got a better time slot on the the station Well, the answer was no So I love that Opie talks about buzz. I mean this happened just recently our most recent segment Anthony's got no buzz He's talking about the buzz they had not ratings Yeah, Anthony was coming out. We had some buzz going They had not ratings Yeah, if he was coming out we had some buzz going What about ratings or people listening to it at all or no you just you were buzzed you're buzzed in the studio

It's that's what it was ratings are overrated They're over rating so this is him talking about WBAB responding to his request and They pretty much Didn't go for that idea. So I'm like, all right. I basically said I'm gonna go find us another gig I sent out three tapes all three places wanted us. Yeah, it was Dallas

It was a WAAF and I forgot the third one now I think was Cleveland or something like that So we put together a tape with him and Anthony because now he's trying to combine forces start the opiate Anthony show and he's shipping that out since WBAB on Long Island didn't want to help them out and this is the interesting part of this story because as we know opi always talks about how he took an unpolished tin docker and Saw something in him and brought him on to be his radio host co-host Because he knew he needed someone who wasn't like so pro and and slick he wanted someone a little more raw because that's what the radio needed at that time and whenever

you hear these stories you always think and i always thought opi really carried anthony for those first however many years when it was the opi and anthony show because anthony's just like i don't know how to do any of this stuff you know and OP is the radio guy well this is interesting then they decided because Anthony was a Long Island guy too they pulled him into a closed-door meeting and said look we want to give you OP's show yeah they were gonna then give me was after three years of dedication to WBAB being the only show in recent years that had any type of buzz. Yeah at all. And this is the thanks I got so opi

Shopping the tapes out and meanwhile Management's just like hey Anthony. We'd rather have you Yeah, he'd rather have you on there. They wanted to give Anthony opi slot the 7-10 there's having a midnight shift a WBAP and he wasn't even a the seven to midnight shift at WBAP. And he wasn't even a full-time radio guy. He was still doing his day job, and he would come in when he could and hang out with Opie. And that was enough of an audition to be like,

yeah, you could do this. It'd be better than Opie at it, actually. So I thought that was interesting. I'd never heard that before. And so this is more about them giving Ant this offer. But explain what they said to you behind closed doors. It was amazing. Anthony, at this point, you've got to remember, it's 10 years ago.

Raw talent, all that, we all know what Anthony does. It was after we got the gig and we were going to go to AAF that they came to me, knowing now that we have a job together, me and Oak are going to AAF. They came to me and said, we want you to take over OP's slot doing the seven to midnight shift at BAB. Whatever you need, we'll put it in place. It'll be great. I think you're going to do well. And trying then to get, which would screw up the gig in Boston. I'm sureI would go there and do great anyway. Well, what happened was they had hired us together and... Alright, so this is the radio station going, alright OPI got an offer, whatever dude, but bye bye, see ya later.

Anthony, we'd really like to make an offer to you, whatever you need, we'll make that happen for you. And of course, Anthony sees the opportunity to go with OPpie to Boston. So that is ultimately what ended up happening. But Opie now is talking about how, well, he also got an offer to do a solo show in Boston, but this is also quite telling. Well, what happened with the AAF gig, I don't think we've ever told this. Um, Ron Valeri heard, uh, heard just me at the time and he was going to give me nights at AF, the same shift I was doing at BAB. But then I was like, well, Ron,

that's cool. And I'm ready to move on. But I just started working with this new guy, Anthony, and I want you to hear some tapes cause I think it's really cool stuff because they had a afternoon drive open as well. So OP was offered a position on WAAF, but it was the exact same shift that he was currently working at WBAB. So, they were like, yeah, you want to spin records between seven and midnight? We could use a guy to do that. So, isn't that interesting? Because OP always talks about how he was going to take off no matter what. He was this radio guy. He was killing it. He was going

to make a lateral move. He was only teaming up with Anthony and even then people wanted Anthony over him. I Thought this was fascinating. I did not know about that's the kind of move you make when you're sick of your boss, right? It's so yeah, I just want to get out of this company. Yeah, I was go somewhere else and do the same thing but this is Talking about how things could have been very different So at the worst I guess things could have been very different. So at the worst I guess I could have moved up there and did my you know nights at AF and Anthony could have done nights at BAF.

I could have taken Opie's old job and left them up there you know not in afternoons. What type of scumbag move is that? The business is filled with scumbags like that so when you find people you trust around you keep them close and then you fight everybody else How did that work out? wah-wah But yeah could all been different we could have had them split up and Anthony start beat a regular disc jockey on the radio and getting wacky with things and who knows what would have happened but we know how it did end up playing out thanks for the email or sent that in to me because that was just

in the middle of a long clip where they were going after another guy on XM or something and so that was just like all of a sudden they got brought up fascinating information and I'm always taken aback by OP not stamp stammering or using funny voices, you know? Yeah, when you hear old OP. Yeah, you can't hear like... Almost unrecognizable. Sounds like a broadcaster.

Tell that story again, Anthony. Nowadays, why don't you tell the story again? Everything has to be... Although when he does talk to other people, he doesn't do that as much. Him being by himself is not good for him. He pronounced cheese correctly. Ho! We should get that drop on the board.

We're just going, cheese, cheese! I'm on the case. All right, very good. Mr. Magenta, long time contributor to Who Are These Podcasts song parody extraordinaire. He sent in a new song for us called Hey Aaron. Hey Aaron, you're so dumb, you're so dumb, you're drinking, call me Aaron. Hey Aaron. Oh, Aaron, you're so dumb, you're so dumb, you're drinking, call me Aaron.

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Aaron. Oh Aaron, always fairing, don't you understand. We all think you're a cuck licking cum off April's cans Don't you understand it's cucks like you Slurping up That would have gone over very well in Las Vegas, but great job. Thank you for that. It's been since we had a song parody out here. So we appreciate that good stuff I picture Nick in the two broads in another room. Like do you think he's gonna do it? Yeah. Okay. Hey, yeah Right we got something for you to try It's probably too cool for you you you probably won't even do it Reverse psychology of tell me your idea and I'll vote for it.

I want to give you a quick update on one of our old friends. Welcome to Peer Genuine where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes. Yes, it's your host right here. Frenchy Hannah. Yes. Yes. It's your host right here. Frenchy Hanna. Yes. Oh yes. You say yes. You say yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Frenchy Hanna, of course, the host of the Pure Genuine podcast. Remember, she wasn't going to have any guests anymore. She swore them off because all these guests are just jealous of her and just want to be just like her or something

I forget what it was they jealous of her equipment And how far she's gotten in life energy here Which equipment are we talking about? Well, she has a oh no, I lost my screen on a second she has a guest on this show and a, uh, oh no, I lost my screen on a second. She has a guest on this show and wow, this is another one where you just go, how do you find these people? So I want to introduce our first guest. Welcome to peri genuine podcast where we dive into authentic experiences like never before. I'm your host Frenchy Hanna and today I have MJ Jamison. Hey, thank you. Thank you for coming on to this podcast. Thank you so much, Frenchy. Thank you so, so much for having me, babe. I appreciate you

so much. Thank you for inviting me. Yes, you're so welcome Tell them a little bit about yourself Would your Adam's angle like a mic also? This is the most bizarre guest yet on this show for a number of reasons Let's find out also. I love that. She starts with tell us about yourself Yeah, that was the thing that Adam Bush pointed out. It's just like every show I go on Tell me about yourself. Like what does that mean? What what what kind of detail do you want me to get into? I like turtles right?

Um, believe it or not frenchie. I wasn't born a woman Yep, all right, I believe it. So how did these two meet? Oh, babe, where to even begin? It was just so nice to be with you and all of our community at the Trans Day of Visibility at the center down in downtown Las Vegas, and downtown Las Vegas where we came together in spite of the current moment of darkness in our politics. The Trans Day of Visibility, they were at a trans convention in Las Vegas. All the suggestions people had for stuff that we could do in Vegas, nobody pointed this one out.

Nobody thought we should grab a GoPro and check out the trans convention. They had a great time despite hack-a-mania. People running all over the place making fun of them. This is an odd thing. My favorite part about Frenchie's show is of course Frenchie trying to talk and ask questions. But what's great about this is how this question trips up the guest. What was the college you went to? Um, wow, what a question. Um, I

what was the college you went to? Whoa. Okay. Wasn't expecting to get this deep with you today, but are you ready? Here we go. Let's talk about that. Um, Frenchy, she has some interesting thought processes that go on. They met at a trans convention. This woman is obviously also a trans woman. She uses the word trans and Frenchie is confused. So you said you always knew that you were trans. Gender correct? That's that. Okay. Yeah. No, no, you're trying gender That's okay. Yeah

So For me so your trans gender or former No continental I live in England, but I came over here just for this. I'm not optimist prime asshole. I'm transgendered. What do you think this is? Congratulations Carl and boosting the audio. Yeah, I had to because I thought this was unusable and once again They're now using the fucking mics in front of them. I know it's hilarious because at one point Yeah, she even goes only talking to the mic No, there's no difference at all. Frenchie, you got to use the microphones, not the camera microphones across the room. That's what you're using right

now. And I know Frenchie does the editing on this. She must hear it and see that the waveform I was boosting this by 15 dBs at a time in order for us to be able to hear this shit. But I swear to God, this conversation that they have, it's like two trans rey devitos talking to each other. They're both so dumb. And make sure I'm speaking into the mic. Yeah, my love. Like, um. Mm-hmm. So, it's not a question.

And Frenzy does this thing where she just stops talking and then stares at you and you're like, oh, okay, guess it's my turn then. Yeah, she stops mid-sentence. Yeah. Right. Would you please finish this? Her brain just shuts off. We've got to get Adam Bush on this show.

And it would love to just let that rest. All right. This is the dumbest conversation anyone's ever heard. So did you identify as like, Oh, I'm going to identify with woman or do you identify as transgender or, or, or how did they say it back then it was like Transsexuals. Oh my gosh, you know, I appreciate the nuance of your question because in our community now it can be so Yeah, it can be so You know everyone trying to be

Trying to be a little bit Smart this is incredible. I've never heard someone ramble for so long and never say anything. Oh my gosh. Yeah Yeah, and that's wow. Yeah, you know wow yeah, yeah, you know Can I could you start talking again? No, please? It's my obligation over and Jake could go on you've already peaked Yeah, for sure. I have one more clip. Well, we'll Have some mercy on people because this shitty audio quality But this is interesting because Frenchie who I believe is a trans woman. She said that she is she was at the trans convention

she talks about how there's a detransitioning that's happening with a lot of trans people and explains why this is and she makes her guests so uncomfortable that they actually just change subjects and talk about something else because well i believe why people are regretting their transition is because they're new Untransitional this is wasn't something that was across in their mind. They seen something that became commercial More like in a popular like Like circles and then that's when they were like saying oh I want to transition I knew I was always a woman but then regretting like years later or

within that same year of transition it's like oh no I shouldn't be trying to see what I was like thinking I know like this stuff got so popular it's like you like those new like you like the new tesla let's just say that i know you have one but this is just an example you see it's a big call out i do have a tesla but i'm getting rid of it because you know i must be a piece of shit yeah so, so, I'm gone, you're cardinine in California. No, so that got her off her train of thought right there. Fretchi forgot what she was talking about. But I don't know if you guys picked up on this.

So they met at a thing where it's like, all trans people are great, and when you become trans, you're a better person than you were before you were trans, and we're all celebrating how amazing we are. And she goes, you know, a lot of people are doing it just because it's like the thing to do right now. And you know, they're kind of like making it seem like it's where all the cool kids are doing and the other

What do you regret more buying a Tesla or Well I haven't chopped it off Great question, but or chop your dick off. Well, I haven't chopped it off yet. Obviously not. Great question. But actually, she goes back and she's just like, well, there's a few people who are regretting it, but they're just like trying to be vocal about it. There's actually not very many at all.

And it was very interesting that like, Frenchy actually asked a controversial question to her guest. Right. It was like pure and genuine The way she did that That's all making sense now Did you watch this episode producer Chris as much as I could yeah, what did you think about this this guest oh? Everything you pointed out it was I don't know if I want more guests on Frenchie show or fewer I can't figure it out. Yeah, cuz I love Frenchie on her own. Yeah that bearded lady was awesome. I know I

Played that bearded lady at this show and w ATS. I couldn't get enough Did we have Bob Levi? I was thinking about that while I was watching this I'm like who did we introduce her to? Oh, yeah That was fun fun he loved it all right Andy brought a little package for us today now of course at hackamania you showed us Mattan Evan yeah with George Santos right and George did his show and was humiliated and then invited Mattan on to his show so George invited Mattan on to his show and thought wellated and then invited Matan onto his show. So George invited Matan onto his show and thought, well, I'm going to get back at him. And then it was humiliated. It

was great. I loved the way this all went down. And I was in touch with Christian Blatt today, who I covered that episode specifically with him on our recent episode of All Ap apologies and then talked about it in Vegas So Christian is like, oh, I'm kind of stealing your muse. Well, we're gonna cover Mattan interviewing Matt Gaetz and he invited me on but I couldn't do it but plug for WATB And he's and I go. Oh, no. No. No, Mattan is not my muse George Santos Yeah, I've used right George Santos His show is the fucking worst the production is top-notch, right? but he has no idea how to host his show his co-host is a lunatic and

He is about to go to prison. Yes. It's all of its ill-advised right this guy's like trying to win back people and Make good on all the lies and corruption and everything. It's like no we don't like you No one likes it too late buddy. Yeah. Yeah, you got voted in and now we're voting you out Yeah, so what he's doing now in this episode that I brought for you today is preparing himself For prison. Hey, there's co-hosters producers have decided that they are going to have ex-cons come on pants on fire and give George

Advice about what to expect when he's on the inside and instead they're just scaring the shit out of them Terrified well if we're gonna talk about us politicians and the us prison system We have to bring in Cardiff electric. Oh hello obviously he's gonna be an expert on these things Cardiff you are muted my friend That could have gotten better I suppose All right, so anyway clip one. This is the setup for the episode. You know clip 16. Sorry yeah Someone's film two weeks before George found out who sent us to 87 months in prison George found out that the DOJ was seeking a Seven-year sentence in the middle of filming

Okay, so that's the little disclaimer that they put up right and in clip 17. This is the perception of Prison for George. Okay, you see the comments you get the sentiments And I always thought that you were so good about being unbothered and just it just rolled off Like water off a duck's back. I'm good at presenting that Yeah, you know, it's it know, it's part of the grand musical called Life for all of us, right? We present how we want, we perceive and allow people to perceive our emotions in the way we choose.

And I have chosen to not let people see me bothered. Much to my disadvantage even, where some would mistake that for arrogance, belligerence, lack of remorse. He doesn't atone. He has no remorseful bone in his body. He will do this again. And you just sit there and like, I just don't think people understand what, what do you expect me to do to walk around crying? I just don't understand the societal expectation that one must present. So. Can I just interject real quick?

Yeah. We want you to go away. Yeah. We've found out that you're a liar and an asshole and we want you to go away now Please note that not just wearing prison stripes Pretty good, but also the he's perception that everybody's perceiving you as a lying piece of shit But you're still walking around with the Hamptons like look how much money I have I'm from New York And he's lied about everything his career even that statement right there

He's just like guys all of us are just playing characters Nope, yeah, a lot of us are just the genuine person that we are now politicians That's a whole other thing, but the idea that he thinks is like all of us are obviously liars trying to fool people wrong That's why you're doing this wrong Carter's back. They kind of we're all right. Yeah, yeah, okay? Well, let's take heart of just panicked all I said was he was muted he Threw his computer off the window

You're right over there Yeah, no, it's a stream yard chrome thing It's I keep having to restart my browser every time I go in a new stream yard like it's weird. Oh, I thought they gave a faulty Google Chrome All right, well let's play with the faulty Google Chrome right good. Thank you Clip 18 let's find out what George is the most worried about when he goes to prison. Okay? So I guess key advice you're looking for What's your guess there card? What do you think he's most afraid about? I don't think it's the anal the slippery slope

Any key advice you're looking for if you do have to go on the inside so many of these people were better I want to talk to you for me. It always been very clear. If it comes down to that, I just want to be able to preserve as much as humanly possible of my self-bodily autonomy and dignity. That's very important to me. That's why I've even talked pretty openly like I do not mind a solitary confinement situation if that means I go in and out the exact same with my body autonomy. That's that's that's what I'm mainly most concerned about. I'm a gay man. Let's just not bullshit and beat around the bush. Jesus Christ. So he wants to choose who he gets to fuck. What is he saying right here? Bullshit and beat around the bush Jesus Christ so he wants to choose who he gets to fuck

Because it started with I don't want to get ass raped and they just like but I'm not completely opposed to it I have a bottom so there's that Yeah, yeah, he's worried about the butt sex the What is that guy got a question for Cardiff he's been out as a Canadian I got a question for Cardiff. He's been out as a Canadian And a cum slurper all those things but in Canada is there a perception if you go to prison you will get raped Or is that a US thing? Oh, no, we we rape our prisoners here. Okay Mounties actually do it on Saturday. Okay. All right. I just think it's so bizarre that this is like the perception of like you're just gonna Get right. This is an unattractive fat man. I think he might be good Yeah, I see

Maybe it's your type And so they finally start bringing in the ex cons and this first gentleman did 14 years Not not consecutively the what some of it was in the states But he did a stint in a Brazilian prison Okay, and he's going to describe to George what that was like and this would freak anyone out Even if you weren't scheduled to go to prison in a couple of weeks horrific Yeah, yeah, so I was in a cell one of my cells were 58 guys and actually it was a 10 man cell.

I say 12 is 10. At some points we had five and 600 guys in probably a spot where it fits 100 guys. We're all naked. We're all, you have to go to the bathroom on the floor. So there's people would try to leave a little space where guys can go and they would keep us there sometimes overnight from early in the morning during shakedowns which are very violent they come in they beat guys they tie us up so the conditions of some of those atrocities are really crazy and people have no idea why is there so much crime in Brazil if I heard that back? Well, I'm not gonna break the law here

Fuck so any tips about shitting on the floor in front of a hundred guys. They don't have a toilet People just slipping around that shit and piss in there by playing hockey itself George is like I'm not going there Pretty awful and they bring on another guy that is trying to actually give George advice. We're just skip to a clip 23. Your self actualization and just kind of replaying how, how am I, how did I get here? Why am I here? What's one of the hardest truths that you had to face? For me in my particular situation is help

when it's available. Like help is there for me. And I'm a prideful person and pride come before the fall. And that was my consider my fall. So now what I've learned in there, what I learned on the outside is just ask for help if it's there. Whether it be advice, whether it be financial,

whether it just be the soldier, you know, just know that help if it's there whether it be advice whether it be financial whether it just be the soldier lino just know that help is surrounding you and Identify the people that are that is there for you, and I knew who was there for me I just my pride wouldn't allow me. Mm-hmm. How does he identify who the help is and who is not? And who is not Like hey look there's resources even though you're in prison there are people that are trying to help you and George is just Swiping right on grinder whatever the fuck I'm doing. It's not even getting help when he's trying to get help. Yeah No, no the same person is this guy yeah, right so his advice is finding an adult

person find adult Immediately and they have Another guest that did three years in Rikers Island who now they're gonna get down to the nitty-gritty Nadia is gonna ask the hard questions and clip 25 Carl funny business Journaling working out and I guess also I'm into you know I hate to kind of ask this question but you know when I think of safety going into a space like that it's like a masculine space and did you like what about avoiding funny business or you know just avoiding being violated yeah and I he'll be very important he's smiling and I don't like the fact that he's smirking

I mean, I'm not going to Rikers, but like, you know, I really would appreciate your input He arrives at prison. They're smirking Poor choice of words And he's really afraid of getting ass raped. I will tune into his podcast seven years from now Yeah, I'm actually very interested in what his experience is gonna be well this gentleman Hassan Is giving George the impression that he has no choice in the matter. He acts like he's been butt raped. It's just going to be something that you have to... It's part of the sentencing.

That's why nobody wants to go to jail. Wow. That's why everybody's trying to avoid it. In clip 26, Hassan's advices act accordingly. What's the question exactly how do you keep yourself intact I don't know if I could say this like only you know because we hear about prison rape like

we hear about getting your she's worried about how she's gonna say it just throws out the artwork how do I see this on YouTube rape yeah yeah yeah yeah start going like this yeah yeah yeah anal penetration you know that thing how Word how do I see this on YouTube rape? No penetration, how do I say this is George's asshole? Real subtle He wouldn't mind if it's a Chinese gentleman or Japanese But how do we get away from those black guys with the really big hogs prison rape like we hear about

How would George avoid You're gonna traumatize me relax, okay She is this is the thing that I've learned about human psychology we as people we are we are all actors Well, George will relate to that because he does lie all the time You know what's odd about the show you're talking about how it's a great production and everything like that Why are we watching a camera look at a TV screen? There's a better way to pull up this guy's answer. You just be full screen. It's something like we don't have to do that Just put a camera on that

We'll do it that way. Yeah, it's something about a TV screen surrounded by throw pillows Comforted it's unique and his advice was we're all actors you have to act like you don't want to be raped and then act like You didn't get raped Not not literally, but that's basically what it was he didn't say there's no way to not get raped is What's his advice was you better start doing push-ups right now like get ripped so that you can fight off You don't be hot rape it I was thinking put odd weight would be the way to go but What do I know two more clips, clip 27.

George is convinced that he's just going to get himself thrown into solitary confinement, so nobody can rape him there. Question, how appealing is the shoe for somebody like me because of all of the variables that can take place? You say you're gonna get yourself in solitary? Yes, because he's scaring the shit out of me. So let's talk about the shoe for a second.

Do you have any experience with the shoe? No, not really. I mean, being alone is a bitch. And like, alone for too long is... Being alone is a bitch better than being beat up like a bitch. But I'm saying, but your thoughts are always, were always thinking. And then you and then you know what I'm saying You're thinking on top of thinking on top of things

I don't know you probably saw a lot of dudes in their snap just because their minds couldn't take right exactly so It's important when as human beings were not supposed to be alone. We're supposed to have human interaction We're supposed to be around other people. Yeah, oh, I'm very social so I get that You're gonna miss the budget. He wants to have 23 and a half hours of solitary confinement, which is like the worst torture you can have That's how afraid of Butt raping he is mm-hmm George says he doesn't realize that that would be they would he'd lose his mind It's worse than it's gotta be worse. That's why they give it to the worst people

They're like all right, well, we're gonna fuck you up. Oh, but I don see my boyfriend anymore. No, you don't see your boyfriend anymore. You don't see anyone anymore And in clip 28, this is them wrapping up with Hassan Saying I think it's better to take a beating and be with people than it is to be in the shoe and by yourself That's kind of what I heard. Do you agree with that Hassan? Yeah, I guess so. I want neither. I'm being very honest. I think I know what two he's talking about. Yeah, I do too. And I want neither. Hassan, thank you so much for coming on.

Wow. Connor in the Discord asks, why why is so casual about ass rape because I'm not the one going to prison I have a very different attitude about this if I was gonna serve seven years coming up what's that card you cut off the clip who was about to thank him for coming on where the chest yes pretty tits well any I'm glad that George Santos is your beat. Unfortunately, you're gonna get some time off coming up. Yeah, we're gonna run out of content from George. Unfortunately. Alright, I have a whole clip package that

is Cardiff guesting on Ray DeVito's show. And I want to show that. It might be weird with Cardiff here, I don't know. I gotta leave soon anyway. Okay. We also have our newest addition potentially to the show, Megan, who's in the green room right now. Megan, do you have time if we do another segment and then you can come on and play a game with us? Nod yes or no.

Okay, she has time, awesome. We'll speed speed through this. We got a great game coming up We have some reviews that we're gonna read with with Megan But first card if you went on read a veto show and you tried your damnedest to make it a show I Tried you did everything you could I've I've been there as well You go on raise showing you try to explain them how podcasting works even though he's been doing it for five or six years now. He's like, I get the gist. I got the gist. It's good enough. But the real crazy thing that happened on this episode is that Cardiff showed up. He had just got back from Vegas and he didn't have his filter set up. And so he gets there on time and Ray's late.

And boy did Ray drop the ball. Oh, nevermind. I'm not going to do a stream. Oh, but I'll do a stream if you want to do a stream. So I got, I got up all the energy. You know what? I'm still on Las Vegas time. I'm still kind of feeling it.

I'm fucking go Ray. And then I get exactly 11 11. I have to get this out because I've been sitting here for 15 minutes trying to get this out. I turn my computer on. I haven't done shit since Hackemane. I've been relaxing all day yesterday. And I turn on my computer and I jumped to your stream. Cause I'm so excited to talk to Ray for once. I'm like, this will be fun. We'll have fun tonight. We're doing it. We're doing it. We're doing

it. And I click on the stream yard link. And I realize I I've turned to none of, I just haven't had my computer on for two days. I turned none of my filters on I almost if your show was live 15 minutes earlier you would have brought me on as me Let's not do that out the filters for five minutes, and I didn't realize that's a good thing. No you could have had Were you idiots that's not a good thing you had an opportunity How is it possible that you weren't looking at the screen to see that your filter was off? I was just going through Twitter and stuff.

I just clicked the link and I was waiting for him. You're getting lazy. You're going to slip up. You are going to slip up soon, my friend. Oh, man. Have you gotten docs from Vegas yet? I know we were worried about- It's coming. John's threatening it.

So he's got to pick it. He's still just threatening it? I thought he was going to do a show. Show's coming. I don't know. We're guessing the second or third of June. He's threatening it. So he's still just running it. I thought he was gonna do a show shows coming. I don't know I've heard we're guessing the second or third of June. He's coming back. Okay schools I talked to Vegas beer sales Jerry I don't know what I'm allowed to say from what my conversation with them what I learned But he claims that John is not teaching school. He does not have a job now could John be lying to him

Could he be lying to me? Yeah, so all but was a waste of time, but I still enjoy talking to the guy Have me a con ball Alright, this is where you catch Ray DeVito in a lie and you do this brilliantly Cardiff because Ray is claiming he never watches Chad Zumach. He never watches MLC. Why would I watch that stuff? They're just ragging on me man. Why would I watch that stuff? They're just ragging on me, man. Why would I watch that? I do like it that Kevin watches, uh, Anthony, Kumiya, uh, Opie and me. So I'm on the same level as Opie and me. So you know all the things he watches, but you don't watch them.

No, I know he watches, uh, Anthony, Opie and me. So I'm just, that's all I'm saying is stop lying. You watch all of them. I don't watch all of them, dude. had to watch actually you watch 75% of them Yeah, I watch enough to know that like he doesn't like Anthony. He watches Anthony. He watches me Yes, you already said that right? I love that so you're watching what 75%? Yeah. Yeah, well about 75% Very different than I don't watch it. Wait. it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? and allegedly put his finger in Rocco's butthole for a prostate exam. Simulant. Yes, I understand. And Stuttering John said,

Oh, this is my opportunity to take him down and show that he was practicing medicine across state lines and this will take him down. I just need his real name and I'm going to get him in trouble. That's when I think Quadfather and everyone else just went, Fuck you, John. What are you doing? Dr. Steve's the greatest think quad father and everyone else just went, fuck you, John. What are you doing? Dr. Steve's the greatest. Well, why would you do that? Ray, here's this information and completely doesn't understand what the interesting part is and gets this

completely wrong. John wanted to strike at him and he, John started tweeting, somebody get me Dr. Steve's information. I don't think it's right that a doctor should be doing a prost medical exam for entertainment across state lines or some bullshit across state lines. You do it. You did it in New Jersey or you don't do it at all. You do this in Tennessee or you do this in Wisconsin. That's it. You don't go to different time zone to do this. But that was the moment the dabble verse went from,

this is just a fun la-di-da. That's the moment, that's the moment. For me it was, that's when it became like, fuck you. He wanted to go after my friend, Dr. Steve. What Ray's understanding here is that you can't practice medicine in any state. And Ray's like, oh, why? Because he wasn't in Tennessee? Yeah. Correct. Every state has their own regulations and you have to apply to practice medicine in that state and you get a license to do it and you can get a license to practice in multiple states. I don't think

Doctor Steve did that in Las Vegas. Not that it actually happened right Curtis emulated simulated? He's also not understanding that John's trying to get a man. That's had a long successful career that everyone loves fired Right what he's like that's the moment you were trying to get I know beloved I know st fired yes, yes Raise it like no you guys always hated Johnson No, no, no one hates John, but everyone turned on him when he decided to go after dr. Steve that was a bad decision on Josh the John hate is the same It's who he's directing that hate towards that changed yes

so One of the things that Ray likes to do is clown Tom Myers because Tom Myers has gone after Ray and Tom Myers is such a retard. He was on MLC and of course MLC makes fun of Ray so then Tom's just like, I could do that too. Same thing with Steel Toe. Tom Myers tries to go after Steel Toe by just like putting chats in on the show. He's just like, wow, I fucked Ray up or I fucked Aaron up with that chat I just put

in the chat room. And then makes videos about it Yeah, so that goes out stream and talks about amazing. He is so Ray loves to punch back at Tom Myers whenever he gets a chance And he just gets stuck in a loop here because he's so excited to be with a friend talking about Tom Myers sucks and Cardiff has to like shut it down Cooper he sends a super chat. Hey Aaron. I heard you ate come and he closed initial I owned Aaron I owned Oh, it's fucking adorable. Dude. You got a root for Tom Myers. I love it

Wheels I love it. I love it. He's like he's like yeah, I fucking shook him dude. I own him I own Aaron he had the balls. I just go in there and fuck with them I just like let him know what's up and Aaron's like ooh this this Tom Myers guys coming for me. He's It's adorable. It's fucking adorable shut up, right? I think he was on a hues you show today Curtis tried to be patient. He's like I yep say your joke over and over again keep saying that joke over again Patient parents yes, I'm trying to move the conversation along now. Can we do that? Say your joke over and over again. Keep saying that joke over and over again. Finally, shut up! Like a patient parent. Yes, I'm trying to move the conversation along now.

Can we do that? So, good patience on that. Carter, do you think you learned anything from this appearance that you had? I hope you learned what real idea is. Oh God, I have that. We'll get into that clip. But first, Ray's coming to Buffalo in August.

Next. I'm doing Buffalo in August. Well, if you want to come down from Northern Canada, and I'll go to Rochester if they, last time they invited me to go to the studio and I wasn't able to do it, but I'll do a WHDP in the studio if that Stan. So he's inviting himself over here to our studios when he's in the stand. So, is going to be in town and he Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

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He comes up with something they're talking about and in this case He was talking about fish and Carter says he likes salmon and Ray says I like tuna fish and Carter points out Maybe she get a real job you could eat like good fish Not just like the cheapest thing you could find in a pouch at the grocery store Anyway that turns into this Yeah, also that's not enough like worms make sense on a fuck that always made me sad as a kid I'm gonna put the worm on the hook and the worm still alive like its guts are like It's the light its head still going like why?

Are you fucking Impaling me with this. I'm still here. I'm still a still a worm It sounds like opi coming up with yeah Yeah, like usually we thought he had some of their guys You know, like when you put a warm out with the worms still alive. There's something here, right? There's something worms have eyebrows still alive there's something here right there's something worms have eyebrows but literally when he asked me if I like fish the last fish and I ran through I started running through fish in my mind the last fish I thought of was a can of

tuna right I don't even think of that as a fish sandwich So Cardiff has a brilliant idea for Ray that I think he should go along with. Ray DeVito, Chad Zumach, and Ty Myers. I'm sorry, no, I'm sorry, this is Cupcakes Corner coming up with this brilliant idea. Ray DeVito, Chad Zumach, and Ty Myers equals the three zilch-keegers. Zilch-ateers. That's what that's. Zilch-Keters. Zilch-eteers.

Zilch-eteers. What did Ray say? Zilch-Keters. You guys, honestly, the three of you could put together a comedy tour. Think about it. The worst comedians in America. That was a potato. I enjoyed having him. I'll think about it. The worst comedians in America.

I enjoyed having him. Come on. There would be like a freak show aspect of that tour. It would be, it would sell tickets. I actually think that is a good idea. I got to give a great credit on the timing there. The comedic time. Did not get off it perfectly, but you know, like there's the comedians of comedy tour This could be like the non comedians of non comedy tour. It would get some interest. I would fake I'd go. Yeah Who would headline this about prepare to be?

Prepared stuttering stuttering John. I think you got to put Tom Myers as the headliner Oh out of the three who yeah, I think it'd be on Tom Myers as the headliner. Oh, out of the three who? Yeah. I think it'd be on Metallica, Guns N' Roses type. I was thinking. Oh yeah, flip the headliner each shell. Yeah. I like it. Chad's always in the middle though.

Chad's always the middler. The middler. All right, so now Ray decides to do a professional podcast and actually interview his guest, but as Carter points out, he's doing it wrong. Yeah. What, uh, so tell me more about hack a minute before you roll out and then we'll, we'll add this. Great. Ask me a question. Don't just say, tell me about it. Go. Okay. So what was it like?

So the first day you get there, so right. Thank you, Cardiff. This whole thing is just like, I was supposed to interview you. So tell me something interesting that's going on. That's not how you interview someone. That's not a question That's making the guests do all the work Prepare it was it was funny too before this When he was messaging me trying to get me on the show. I said yes, and he's okay great I also got some broad to come on as well. I'm like no It's either me or it's nothing. I don't want to I also got some broad to come on as well. I'm like, no, it's either me or it's nothing.

I don't want to come on with some broad. Is that how you present it to just some broad? No, I remember it. All right. So then we get into this real ID confusion. Now, if you live in the States, you know all about this in order to fly domestically, you have to have this enhanced license. It can't just be your regular driver's license. You gotta go to the DMV and you gotta show them your water bill and you gotta bring your mom in. She has to vouch for you. It's a whole process that you have to do.

Now you have to live in the States to know about this Carl? Well, we're going to find out the card if Ernie knows about this, but one Ray DeVito from Cleveland somehow does not. He's very confused. Oh, it's like a, no, it's like this state, not even a state. Real ID. I, how do I know this and you don't? Are you alive? I have a passport and I have a driver's license, but if you don't have a passport, you're flying within the U S and I'm a driver's license but if you don't have a passport you're flying within the US apparently you need like it's like a new thing. A real ID or do you hear the words that I'm saying? Let's have a VORSEX again.

You have your real ID. No I have a driver's license and a travel sakes. Are you you are retarded? Yeah, what's a real ID act? Real idea no a real idea is a driver's license when was a real ID is a driver's license. I have a driver's license So this is the guy who's holding up the line at the oh, yeah This is the guy at TSA just going what what do you mean a real idea isn't fake? No idea. What's going on even though it's hard of trying to explain it to him just say no for fuck's sake You say you don't have one. You don't know what it is. He won't listen and He's insistent that his ID is good enough

Yeah, I have a passport and I just looked real ID that says driver's license, so that is a real ID Like no no it says the real ID is a driver's license. I have a driver's license hmm well then there you go You must have it all figured out. We'll see you in airport jail then they start talking about heck of mania. They start talking about all the stuff with Nick Ricada and Aaron Emholt. And the question gets brought up about Nick's kid testing positive for cocaine. And there's been a lot of dumb questions that have come up from this because you know, it was a hair test where they found traces of cocaine.

And this is Ray's question about it. That whole thing is gross. Did he talk about the cocaine being in his kids head? No, I didn't ask him very many questions. Did he do cocaine off his kids hair? Cardiff's like, is that a real question? I think I had a good response if you have that You did because you explained to him that like no people use like mirrors and things you don't want a lot of stuff in

The way when you're doing flow wouldn't make a lot of sense to have someone It's the funniest thing raised ever All right, I guess if his strippers tits weren't around so I just had to do it off of my kids had you and then So Ray then starts making all these jokes about the the coke in the hair thing that everyone made Six months ago and this all came out whatever it was and so current tries to explain him like now we've already all done Beat this to death

No, age of quarrel cocaine is tested for via hair sample, right? I kind of knew that age of quarrel I just thought it was funnier if the cocaine was in the hair I just rub it in like it was it was funnier six months ago when everyone was making those. Oh, they made that joke already Oh everybody Funny or six months ago when everyone was making those oh they made that joke already. Oh everybody Shampoo they just put yeah, but it is funny But also if they just like put it on the kids had to hide it the cops come in they just put it on His head and going with it

It's like no I told you really got to stop doing that and he just Can't stop won't stop with that same joke over and over again so good job i don't know how you have the patience i was in a good mood that night you were in a very good mood that way it worked out well the timing was perfect stars aligned excellent um well it is time for uh our game two minutes with tom and to play this game I want to bring in my new friend Megan who I met in Vegas if Megan is ready her camera is off right now but I met Megan before the VIP meet and greet and she said something to me that I was not expecting very attractive girl says I have been listening to and watching Patrick Melton since 2005 I

Went holy shit. You've been a fan of NLO for 20 years obviously you get it and I thought she'd make a great addition to this team if she's available. I'm gonna throw her up on the screen Megan you here Mm-hmm. Oh, oh She go she got smart after she can 20 years is enough Well when she first came on she had a

Green screen and a backdrop and everything and it looks like it just stopped working on her Green screen and a backdrop and everything and it looks like it just stopped working on her because I should have just brought her up When she came in apparently she had everything working. So maybe he was a faulty Google Chrome Maybe it was a faulty Google Chrome again. Try to leave the room and come back Let's not give bad advice like that Thank you. Can you hear us? Can we hear you? She's not she's not muted. Well, at least she left a purple heart for us.

Yeah, that is very sweet of her. Appreciate that. Well, we'll give her a second to Oh, in my show last night was cringe of the week. This is happening now. We'll give her a second to try to figure this out and in the meantime, why don't we hit our our net news? Segment while she works on that From patreon sleep near rights up 30 large the Duke himself will be bragging with numbers like those Larry Lebowski riffs it's so gen pop of you not to be down a $250,000 marker.

Travis Wilson gushes. Dr. C was awesome. That was my first weird medicine and I can't wait to dig into the back catalog. Deluxe shares. Hell yes, wow. Lucy has a total boner from a ton. Down girl.

He's like 17, perv. Mike Dick notes. An antagonist sending fentanyl lace pants to wear is all the reason Carl needs not to wear them. Fake fan of the Adam podcast segments you guys do? Negative creep gets clever. Hey Adam, I've got a question. I watched Buffy and Don't Recognize You or Remember Your Character.

Pop Sculpture asks, is it just me or does Skinny Chad sound like Winnie the Pooh? From Dabbler's Anonymous, J Snappa shares, his delusional battle of the band's story is at least a year old. Kind of wild how consistent he was on this fake-ass story. It's in the first eight minutes of this shit show, and posts a link to the Stuttering John show from December, 2023. Esoteric420 adds, oh, it's decades old,

and it grows every time he tells it. XDConqueroo, the first time I heard it, John said the band got $10,000. That doesn't sound right even for John's delusional tale. MSV7611 posts a pic from Easy For You To Say of stiff minister performing Mive from his own book No Noticable Stage Extravaganza. Educational share can almost hear John saying, they played a whole set on the King biscuit flower hour. Special Agent Polk asks a goddamn good question. What butcher harvests and sells pig blood?

And from YouTube, Drunken Dish imagines, I was minding business, taking photo of ducks for my wife in Japan, and Purple Mouth Man start harassing me, make me not want visit New York. Ebola crash, opines. The fact that he's not embarrassed posting this crap is stunning to me. Yokes 27 notices, whispers went in public, yet is loud at 5am in his apartment.

George Owell points out, I know one minority he won't wander over to in prank. Nostalgia Coley. If Opie tried this with a black guy, he'd have a purple eye to match his purple lips. Infinite Zombie remembers. Remember Batman Returns when the penguin eats raw fish? Ian Nichols. Opie is getting more unhinged every day. I think Anthony's radio deal has really pushed him over the edge.

Vault 1549 suggests. I hope Anthony goes to that bridge on his next trip to New York and does a great little history bit on the Bode Bridge. Trey Parsons is concerned. Jesus, dude, you're gonna make Opie off himself. His blood is on your hands. And Shellback's club plays us out with, he's just coping at this point. He's Copie!

The Copie and this point. He's coping The copian Anthony show So I'm messaging with Megan she's having some internet issues it was fine before How did she live near a paddocks? She actually lives in San Diego and every person who introduced themselves is from San Diego everyone would ask do you know Gary? As if Gary leaves his house actually talks to people Introduce themselves is from San Diego. Everyone would ask, do you know Gary? As if Gary leaves his house. It actually talks to people. Swing and a miss. All right. Well, she's trying to come on, but, uh, we do have a game to play. Cardiff had a run, so I guess I'll get the game started.

She does have some reviews to read as well. So hopefully she's able to come on, at least do that with us, but, us but let's get ready to play everybody it's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom what do you say ladies and gentlemen are you ready to find the bomb playing two minutes, it's Tom. The comic of the evening is making his second appearance here on Triple C. Please make some noise for the one and only, Mr. Tom Myers, ladies and gentlemen. Alright, how's everyone doing tonight? Yes! Now, I'm really excited to be here today because we didn't have a band last time we were here

and it makes a great difference because the drugs the band gave me before the show are a whole lot better. So, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Nobody here at Capital Comedy Connection or the band gave me drugs. I had to pay for them. Let's just be clear on that one. But no, the serious drug I do is I used to drink a lot. I used to be into serious drinking.

I used to drink so much. Like I could do a show like this out of town, wake up in my hotel room the next morning, have a piece of paper on me with the name Tracy and a phone number I'd go ahead and call the number a voice would answer. Hello Yes, Tracy there. Oh, yeah, this is Tracy I found the bomb I found the bomb Thank you for having me no, thanks so much for being here I'm glad you figured out your internet and you're just in time for the game. We haven't gotten to the point yet

Basically what happens is Tom Myers starts to tell a joke and then we pause it and we get multiple choice But we think the punchline is going to be And there's a lot of beginner's luck on this. So you never know what's going to happen. We're all jaded over here. We screw up a lot. I could do a show like this out of town. Wake up my hotel room the next morning.

Have a piece of paper on me with the name Tracy and a phone number. I'd go ahead and call the number. A voice would answer. Hello. Yes. Tracy there? Yeah, this is Tracy. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Pause it. Look at the two guys in the second row. That's so uncomfortable. Yeah, they're just like. If you ever have your hand over your mouth at a comedy club and you're not laughing, it's because you're embarrassed and you're trying to hide Oh my god here is this

Probably 2005 Cardiff just left but he's been finding some old stuff based on how much hairs on Tom's head It's got to be over ten years old You're those completely bald But I used to have a serious drinking problem it got bad tell you it got so bad my rehab counselor dropped me as I Tell you how bad it was my rehab counselor was What did Tom say next? All right, here are your choices number one

Lindsay Lohan B Robert Downey Jr. Next, Amy Winehouse. Four, Whitney Houston. And lastly, Keith Richards. Oh, geez. Two minutes with Paul.

This is impossible. All right, I always go first I'm gonna go with um next amy winehouse Even though that might be the funniest. I mean, they're all the same. It's all the same joke fucking carter with this one What do you say trucker? Andy? What do you think b robert downey jr? uh Megan what do you think about this one? Uh, i'm gonna go with my Jersey girl Whitney Houston. All right

drunk engineer says Lastly silent chiefs is next Drunk producer says lastly you also say lastly Keith Richards. See Keith Richard would be the most dated one. You're right That's probably the one shit All right, it's Lindsay Lohan Cardiff wins. All right. It's Lindsay Lohan. Cardiff wins. All right. Let's find out. But I used to have a serious drinking problem. It got bad.

I tell you, it got so bad. My rehab counselor dropped me as her client. Tell you how bad it was. My rehab counselor was Amy Winehouse. Holy shit. Tell you how bad it was my rehab counselor was Amy Winehouse Wine house is not enough celebrities came out got so bad my rehab counselor back that up as her client Oh, she said her to you that it was my rehab counselor was Amy Winehouse You were thinking it too Now I'd love to see the thing that really pissed me off about Amy Winehouse was not enough celebrities came out and

Memorialized like I want to see Charlie Sheen come out and talk about Amy Winehouse I really would I'd love to see Charlie Sheen come out and be like I tell you that Amy Winehouse man that's I mean making a lot of money and drinking and the drugs I'm cool with that but that dying man that's that's not winning That's all for this time come back next bonus bomb This episode has been brought to you by w atp live.com Go there now to get tickets for the boston live show june the 21st. Yep, use promo code There is no promo code really annoying is no promo Sit Eugene sit good dog

All right, I am on a roll right now, I think that's my four wins in a row two minutes with Tom I'm starting to get good at this game. I'm not normally braggadocious. I'm usually very humble, but I'm feeling it Megan better luck next time next time but good try I was actually gonna say Charlie Sheen before I saw the multiple choice That was gonna be my guess if Carter would have put that in I would pick that one Because of course he did bring up Charlie Sheen for that amazing impression that he did later on Megan thanks so much for being here. It's a rare treat to have a lovely lady

who's a fan of all this nonsense. And I asked Megan to go back to the archives of our reviews and read some reviews for us, try to trip us up. We have to figure out how many stars these reviews are. All right, you're ready? Yes. All right. Let me, I wrote a couple down so I can go to compliment you on your professionalism here. You got your backdrop. You sound good. She's still in Vegas. I'm a pro. You are a pro.

I know how to put on a pro show without having a show. Amazing. Okay. Would you like the title of the review as well? Yes, please. So this first one is called Shame. I was alerted to this podcast by my shared trauma holders after work group, whatever that means. We found their recent review of a podcast

clearly meant to provide emotional support to children most troubling. Their group was laughing at what seemed to be a four-year-old child named Teddy. I garnered this was a child due to the fact that he had questions and lack of understanding for such a simple topic. They also went on to openly mock a mentally disabled man who does a daily podcast from his apartment. Oh, shit, we just did that. It's like the gulps. Just because he has poor overall health or basic ability to run a computer,

I also believe he must suffer from Tourette's syndrome because he kept yelling out the same phrases over and over. That was truly horrifying. Do yourself a favor and stay away from this podcast. This episode could be hard to listen to. All right, what do you guys think? I think that's a five star. It seemed like, especially with that after work group thing yeah, it seemed like a rate up to the end So I'm going one. Oh you're going one on that one Chuck or Andy. What do you think? It's like it's a one all right. I'm going I'm the only one going five. What do we got Megan? Carl you got it. It's good. I can't stop winning over here winning. Yeah, I sent over Megan the spreadsheet of all of our reviews. She wrote back. These are mean

Some very mean reviews and a lot of them mean it too, which is great. All right, you had another one. Yes This one is called funny, but not on purpose Listening to this podcast is like listening to you purpose. Listening to this podcast is like listening to you high school friends, I guess it meant your, your high school friend's older brother who eats pressed Xanax and tells you that Mayans invented cell phones or something, but somehow even more annoying. Adjunct community college professor type vibes for sure. Super convinced their intellectual powerhouses and also funny in actuality. The only way these dudes could be

more considered above average is if you counted their chromosomes, very molested energy from both as well. I did relate to one of the dudes when he talked about how he wanted his stepmom to roundhouse kick bud balls. Well, someone is listening pretty closely. So there's that. Is that the end of the review? That's the end of the review.

There's a lot of insults mixed in there But it sounds it sounds like somebody's projecting there is some projection going on Yeah, there's a Patrick Michael flavor to that. Yeah, so you think it's a one-star. I'm gonna go one star on this one What do you guys think? Mmm. I'm gonna go five this time. Yeah, I'll go three What do we got Megan? Oh, we got a one that is a one star. Holy shit Imagine being that inspired to give someone a shitty review like that doesn't help our algorithm guys. No give us five stars, please So we ask for

All right last one. All right. This one is I I Wanted to do two long ones and a short one, so this is a short one, okay? Loving Adam Bush's addition to the dabble verse He has a soothing voice that is a nice balance to the ogre stuck in Carl's throat I'd hope that'd be a five star review. Is that a five star? Yep, that's a five. Thank you, Megan. I appreciate ending on a positive note and I appreciate the two out of the three were

five stars. Winning. I'm by winning. I win here and I win there. There have been other people who have come on to read reviews who aren't so kind to us. Thank you for that. You're welcome You want to listen to some voicemails with us and then we'll get out of here. Let's do it. Let's do it I seem to remember the beginning of your podcast going we don't discuss this with each other beforehand

Then you say you discussed it with Adam before I Little over modulated I don't think I said it on that show though. No you did I caught it Oh, I did say that yeah discuss it. Yeah We had a phone call earlier that day. We were trying to figure out if it made sense to do shows that we like Mm-hmm because I was saying how like you really enjoy Mattan Evan and Presented that at hack a mania people like it when we like stuff sometimes It's a little change of pace for us it depends because normally when you cover a show that you like It's very difficult to make jokes about right you're just kind of laughing along with the show

And that's what Adam and I were talking about we're like we're like why I like Caleb hammer I like financial audit, but is this guest a big enough piece of shit hmm that we could just Beggar's was yes, that was that what we came up with yeah, correct all right fine. You got me a roll one time damn it Head of bushes here. He says yep, you absolutely said that lady K fuck of the worst keep getting caught in my hypocrisy But listening too closely I'm glad I don't see her because this person wants to give him some props I'm at the portion of the show where skinny facts in mock is interviewing Adam I

Think that Adam has found an incredible niche With you and with his celebrity to go on all these shows and then have a debrief with you Just shitting on that Funny good job Adam Bush good job Carl for exploiting Adam Bush as well exploiting Stuff between wants to do this time and since Adams there I'll say good job on Husey's show with Tom Meyers. Yes, for sure. By the way, I did set up my time with Skinny Chad. I will be doing his show this Thursday.

I don't know if it's live or not how he does that, but I will finally be talking to Skinny Chad about my hamburger pants. So hopefully we can bury that. Here's a message for Grant coming in. Megan, did you meet my brother Grant in Hackamania? I did. I sat next to him during the NLO show and I saw him escort Charles Chance down the rickety stairs. I thought he was going to fall. I really thought Charles was gonna fall on his head. I got nervous My brother was there like grants. I can be able to hold this guy

It's gonna be a problem. It was I think it was Sunday after everything was over as somebody was Chatting with Charles chance. I called me over because they wanted to meet me for two seconds and Charles just started Motherfucking me out of nowhere Are you okay? Me for two seconds and Charles just starts motherfucking me out of nowhere Apropos of nothing it was He lets me on stage for nothing this guy calls me over to talk to me, and he just starts laying into me For nothing it was very strange that guy is he's a character huge dick He's a character, but yeah, he went up on NLO and goes yeah Grant's a really nice guy His brother Carl's a piece of shit and I'm like I never even did make contact with this guy

So I approached him. I think he was kind of hammered but I approached him on the casino floor later, and I just said hi I'm Carl. I'm very approachable motherfucker This message is for Carlos way cool brother Grant Yo, man what's happening baby? Ah yeah, you my man, you my main man. Grant made a lot of friends last weekend, that is for sure. This is for you producer Chris. I've noticed a lot of voicemailers have a lot of love for producer Chris and a lot of hate for Carl

And of course today will be no exception Chris I want you to be my stepdad Carl I want you to die a horrible death After banking about 2,500 quality episodes or so. Okay. Thanks could do that. All right, cool So I could do more episodes first. Yeah, thanks. You do that. All right, cool. So I can do more episodes first. Yeah. And then the horrible death. All right. No worries, buddy. I got you a boner guy 69 calling in. Go bills. So I'm not jealous of a cow photographer.

I know it probably did sound like that. I'll use the word envious jealous sort of come with current conjures images of a maddox-like figure sweating and shaking with low-key rage. No, I'm glad he's doing the Lord's work. I'm under no illusions. As much as I would love to go on an Instagram thought, I couldn't do what that man does. All power and respect. Plus he's sharing some wonderful pictures.

Speaking of, loved you in Laidahose and respect. Plus he's sharing some wonderful pictures. Speaking of loved you in later hose and Carl very, very much suited you I thought, but somebody had done a cruel joke and seems to have photoshopped your legs to replace them with images of a couple of bits of damp string. But I won't let that stop me from voting for you every week at the creep off com. Keep up the good work. Thank you. Bonerguy69. I believe I made this announcement that that my later hosen did stay in the hotel room. I did not pack that off and bring it home with me. I will never wear that again because you think about

a traditional German garb for Oktoberfest and it's very hard to pee in that thing. And it's very hard to pee in that thing They can't have a zipper in my leader hosen So that did not work out well for me But if it had a zipper you'd keep it no, okay It was uncomfortable very annoying. Hey Megan. Did you meet Tracy Hollywood? No, there was a woman who came from Sydney, Australia Oh, yeah, who just got into NLO recently Oh, yeah, just in the last couple months or something and she's like, I love this drama

I love this stuff about Erin She's never been in the United States before and she decided to fly to hackamania by herself and her name is Tracy Hollywood She even showed me her ID to prove it. I'm like no one has that cool of a last name That's incredible. It really is it really is impressive for the people who don't go to these events cuz they're like I don't know anyone. I got a child by myself Tracy Hollywood did it a Matter Thursday night. Yeah, me too. Don't call her a kiwi. Oh, no, that's what I learned. Yes. She's not a kiwi She's Australian. Yeah, right

Moody's the kiwi You really are an asshole Oh, that was funny though We were on this little piggy yesterday doing the show and we brought her up and she was in the chat She's like, hey, I just got to LA So she was still in the States. I guess she was making a whole holiday out of it. They say holiday in Australia Megan The great Seamus is the guy you might have met he was a hack a mania with this a hoy hoy great Seamus here, you know

Charles I'm driving through this city of las vegas right now and uh, It's pretty cool. Why don't you guys ever do shows here? Anyway, call me back. All right, Seamus. I get what you're saying so I was complaining about the fact that skinny chad sent me pants and then I was obligated to Put them on and send him a photo of me wearing these pants and then I was obligated to put them on and send him a photo of me wearing these pants and apparently this is encouraging others. Uh oh. Awful drug addict here again.

Also I sent you a pair of panties with some heroin in the middle. I wrapped it up and shipped it in the mail to your house. So I'm going to want to see those hugging your hips on the next podcast. And if you don't't I will destroy you Okay, and then make you a project So again we encourage the drugs just not the garments not looking for new clothing When you send stuff into our PL box who are these comms where we can find that address Lucy is the one that wears the shit you sent him. That's true. That's true sucker

Hey Carl after listening to skinny Chad zoom ox a little fucking creepo session there Makes me feel better as a fan. I feel like I have a role in this universe and it's the guy on the voicemail segment. So yeah, bye bye. Everyone plays a role, sir. Good job, sir. Last voicemail again about the skinny Chad thing and people are all talking about this after Adam's appearance on his show. This hamburger pants guy, I'm a little worried to tell you the truth. There's a lot of similarities between him and John Hinckley Jr. He's got some perceived slight that you've done upon him. It appears you had no idea this was even happening or going on, much like John Hinckley and Joey

Foster. I think you should put the pants on before President Reagan gets shot Sound advice, you know people who don't know history are doomed to repeat it So thank you for that much appreciated and thank you Megan for stopping by it great to see you again It was awesome meeting you at hackamania. Did you have a good time there? I had a blast It was so much fun. What was the highlight for you? Probably this little piggy. Yeah, that was that was incredible. That was a lot of fun That should have been the Saturday night show Of course, you know Nick was only there for Friday had to get back from Mother's Day and a recital and stuff with his kids

But yeah, it was it was hard to top that come Saturday model father Decrecated yes, I get back for Mother's Day. Mm-hmm and one of his kids that recitals on Saturday So he wanted to make sure that he he got back to that. Are you listening Nick's parole officer? So Megan you come back again next year Absolutely. Yeah, it's it's pretty much been determined. This is definitely happening again next year. It was so successful.

And has anyone gotten paid by this Melton guy yet? Has anyone seen money coming? I heard he was going to pay people soon. I got to fill out a form and get it to him. Oh, okay. So you did get a form. Okay. That's good.

That's the first step. So that's good news. Well, Megan, great to see you. I hope you come back again and read more reviews and play more games with us. Yeah, definitely. Awesome. We appreciate you being here and thank you all fine folks for being here behind the paywall with us and watching the program today. We'll be back on Wednesday. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go Can you roll your tongue like that Megan probably See if you can do it along with that hair. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr