Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep623 - Purple Mouth Opie is Back, Talk Tuah's Excuse, Stutter Talk, Rob Saul

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

Haliey Welch, aka Hawk Tuah, finally gets the chance to tell her side of the $HAWK memecoin debacle. I can’t wait for her to take ownership and explain everything she did to make things right with her fans who lost thousands of dollars. Wait, she doesn’t do either of those things? Then why is she doing this? Adam Busch is on to discuss the worst question ever asked in the history of podcasting. We check out Stuttering John’s appearance on Stutter Talk in 2009 that reinforces the fact that John is not a stutterer. Dalton comes on the show to tell us about running into John at a restaurant while John was on a date with a hot mess. Cardiff joins us to learn Adam was chatting on Rob Saul’s show and of course Rob responded to mundane questions with accusations that we’re gay followed by his fantasies about our love life. Producer Chris was checking out Right Now with John Goblikon. Opie is back at his beach house and in a really good mood. Annie comes on for another round of “2 Minutes With Tom,” we tease the next episode, read some recent reviews, and finish up with your voicemails. Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – http://watplive.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Cardiff’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelect  Annie’s website - https://www.insanneity.com/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be talking to a guy who ran into John while he was out on a date recently We'll be checking in with Rob Saul fighting with his chat room We've got John Gobble con with Brad Williams. We've got Opie in the best mood He's been in in months But first talk to a just dropped a new episode all about the meme coin scandal Haley finally gets tell her side of it We've all listened separately. We've barely discussed it was the other beforehand It's getting into it the show

hosted by Haley Welch The Hawk to a girl. It's called talk to a and she put out an episode that says Haley Welch tells all crypto incident This dropped yesterday now and she put out an episode that says, Haley Welch tells all crypto incident. This dropped yesterday. Now, let's talk about what's happened to this woman in her career. She had a viral clip talking about spinning out a penis. Everyone thought she was cute.

It went everywhere. She started making the media rounds, going on people's shows. Eventually she started up her podcast, Talk Dua, and five months ago was the last episode before the meme coin scandal. She had Brooke Schofield on, my girlfriend. That video has 729,000 views. Other videos she did before the scandal, Jojo Siwa had 966,000 views. Whitney Cummings has 2.8 million views. By the way, Jojo Siwa, do you remember when we featured her on this show? Of course. 6,000 views Whitney Cummings has 2.8 million views

By the way Jojo Siwa. Yeah, do you remember we featured her on this show? Of course and Candice Owens was like you're not a lesbian You're saying you're a lesbian. You're just doing it for attention. You're not a lesbian and you and I went She looks like a lesbian to us. Did you know she's come out recently and said she's not a lesbian anymore? No, I did not She like stuck it just like okay, so I'm not a lesbian, huh? And they like stuck it to her, she's like, Oh, Candace almost thinks I'm not a lesbian, huh? And then like, you know what, she's like, yeah, I'm not a lesbian. Fuck it. She fell in love with an actor on a reality show.

Is that what happened? And you're questioning the sincerity of her love? Well, I don't know anything about Ginger C. Well, but I just thought that was funny. So, alright, you have these episodes that were doing big numbers and she was a big star. And then she does, she puts out the meme coin That turns out to be a disaster everyone loses money on it and she goes away for a while But then a month ago her big comeback

She flies to London to interview KSI one of the biggest influencers in the business 88,000 views on that video. Hmm, not great since then her videos have produced 25,000 23,000 views on that video. Not great. Since then her videos have produced 25,000, 23,000, 17,000, and 21,000 views and this one, this one that she just dropped yesterday is at 16,000. So it's a disaster. Nothing's going well. She was dropped by the Paul brothers who she was working with and it seems like the career is not going in the right direction at all. So finally she goes I get to tell everyone what happened and give my side of the story and that's where we pick this up. Hey guys it's finally time that we get into the meme coin disaster and address everything that's going on and we can finally tell our truth about it as we know it and I

finally get to tell my side of the story that I've been holding on to after reading all the comments and everything people have been saying about it I thought it would be best if I just sat here and addressed it myself now the first thing I noticed is the hard edits this show is edits 20 minutes long there's a ton of hard edits so who knows what was sad they decided I can't say that take that I'll take this out but it's scripted and that's how long it took her to get a good take of it cuz she's reading all that I think you're right why did it take this long to address this disaster that she had this should happen months ago I can tell you why because she does not want

to she's learned nothing from it has not taken responsibility doesn't even know what that looks like and they're so desperate for a hot topic that they're like, you're gonna wanna take responsibility. She went, okay. Yeah, that's what everyone wants to hear. They don't wanna hear you talk to some B-list celebrity at this point. They wanna hear you address this meme coin thing.

I thought this was what we were getting with the KSI interview when she didn't at all. So I was really excited to see this. But there was that other episode She did with the other crypto Experts that never actually was posted on her page But leaked out to someone and so we saw clips of that that we played on here But that was also a scandal because that was never approved by whoever the experts were or whatever

So all right, let's hear her side of things I was told not to say nothing. Yeah. Well, great. Here's your chance. This is exciting. Here she's been five months. She couldn't say anything. It's been stressful. She finally gets to go on air and tell us all about it with her best friend, Chelsea. This is a very stressful time. I mean, I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I mean, I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it.

I mean, I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I mean, I'm not sure if she's going to be able to do it. I mean, say anything. It's been stressful. She finally gets to go on air and Tell us all about it with her best friend Chelsea. This is great So let's find out what she has to say What do you have to say for yourself with all these people losing all of this money? I was very hard to persuade at first because I've never heard anything good about the space like Bitcoin crypto I've never heard anything good about it. You've never heard anything good about the space like bitcoin crypto i've never heard anything good about it you've never heard anything good about bitcoin never it's each bitcoin is worth 108 thousand dollars right now it'd be like saying like i never heard anything good about gold or platinum what do you mean it's

a fucking amazing investment there's people who bought bitcoin for pennies on the dollar who are now sitting on $108,000 per Bitcoin and she's like it's all negative publicity for this thing What I can't blame her wherever she's from If she personally didn't hear or read a lot about Bitcoin at all period if she didn't know anything other than just what she heard People say I can't blame her for that. I can blame her for saying I don't know anything other than just what she heard people say. I can't blame her for that. I can blame her for saying, I don't know anything about it. I've never heard anything good, but I'm going to recommend it all to you with the full force of everything I have.

Well, what I find annoying about this is she's saying meme coins and Bitcoin are the same thing. She's putting them all in this crypto category. And I'm not saying I'm an expert, but Bitcoin is very, very different than a meme coin. Meme coins are garbage. I mean, you could do the research on this and understand why there's a very big difference in these two things. And I actually know Bitcoin millionaires. I know people who invested in that and made a lot of money. They buy shots and hackamania. They're great people. Yeah. They're podcasts just for fun. They're podcasts for fun, they make thumbnails,

they're all excellent, excellent people that we know. And just the idea, she's just like, I knew that this was a horrible thing, everything I hear about is just terrible. It doesn't help her case at all, Adam, to your point. If she would have said like what I'm saying, like Bitcoin, holy shit, you know, I read the white paper, it made a lot of sense, it's different than all

the other Cryptocurrencies out there because it's a finite number that they can develop so there's actual value there if she would have said something that made Sense you'd be like and so I thought I thought the meme coin thing was the same thing should I be on her fucking team? Sounds like it. I didn't realize that the meme coin was totally different than Bitcoin, which is great. It's that she goes goes No, I thought all of it sucked Okay It was totally different than Bitcoin, which is great. It's that she goes goes. No, I thought all of it sucked Okay. Now you understand why there's so many edits and why it took so long to get a good take because this is the best They could do with all that money had to offer and all the time they had to plan it and she comes off like she Doesn't even know the difference between Monopoly money and US dollars. Yep. Yep. And so so why did you launch your own meme coin there? Talk to us.

I didn't know enough to really get into it, I don't think, but I finally just, I don't know, I finally gave in and just done it. It sounded like it was going to be a great thing. Yeah, we were excited for it. There was definitely good moments. I mean, leading up to it, it definitely had good spots because I mean, you were promised some money out of it. I was promised money out of it for marketing it, which I think you helped me market it too at one point

Did you not? Yeah? And send in all the ads for Tommy you were both promised money up front for doing that. It's the worst possible explanation I didn't want to do it. I thought it was gonna be terrible and Then they're like we want some bunch of money, and I was like, yeah, okay, we'll do it that I'll see you want money It's like that's a terrible reason to launch this product you know nothing about that you thought could be disastrous you're not supposed to be addressing the people who lost their money over this so hearing that you were threatened with the possibility of not getting your

marketing fee is not comforting these people, Hailey. I like that she goes, I finally just gave in and did it. Okay, so that was your decision. Remember that. This was her decision. Cause it's not gonna seem like that for the rest of the explanations that we're hearing.

And so the question is asked, did you make money though on this endeavor? But at this point, like everything I paid for like PR crisis, a new lawyer, stuff like that, money went to that. Every bit of it went to that. So I mean, I've really come out with nothing. She spent all of her money on PR crisis professionals and attorneys. You should get your money back from them. Yeah.

I can't think of a worst way to handle this from a PR standpoint. She's handled it the exact opposite of how she should have I always think about Steven Spielberg. Oh, we did how many takes and this is the best we could do Like imagine how bad it would have been without those people The PR crisis began when she said I just want to go to sleep. I gotta go to bed y'all. Yeah All right night night of poo. I didn't pull the clip, they talk about that on this show where she goes, yeah, I didn't realize Coffeezilla

like knew his stuff. And then I got up to call and she's talking to Chelsea. It's like, you and I went into the podcasting room and I was like, oh, I think this is bad. She's still at that place. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. There's nothing to spit on But yeah, I mean the question is what about the people who invested in this mean question What would you say to your fans that actually lost money in the coin?

I don't know if I could let them down a lot It was my face on the coin so they felt like they could trust me and I could lead them to something good That's gonna be long term and help them out in the long run understatement of the year I didn't feel as people lost their ass because you promoted this Meme coin for weeks and months. I had a time. I guess I let them down Yeah I would say that you did she feels like she let them down. Do you remember sham? Wow? Yeah It was this thing that's supposed to like absorb all of this liquid and you could just like throw one towel down and your swimming

Pool is dried up. Shit didn't work at all. I Was let down But I wasn't angry Like you fall for things like that sometimes she's acting like this is a world where there was no ability to find out ahead of time if you liked the product you were gonna put your face on. If you believed in it, if you thought it would help people. I thought you came from this place of good morals

and values to show Hollywood what real life is like and what real values are, and instead you're just like, showing, I mean, if these people led you astray, life is like and what real values are and instead you're just like showing I mean if these people led you astray you're still listening to them right now correct still not working Adam she is taking zero ownership for this they present it to me with like little work like what I told you earlier like they'll send me sentences of what to say and I'll just take a selfie video saying it and repeating it and then I'll send it to the guy that's running it and he'd

post on Twitter. My whole Twitter was ate up with crypto stuff. Like he got the community together. I did none of that. I don't know any of those people. When we first started doing it, the guy that ran it, he ended up like texting me. I don't know, it'd be just like short sentences and stuff like I would have to take a video of myself saying so he could post on Twitter like on my account. Keep mind. I don't even have Twitter down Yeah, I remember you making videos like talking about it, and I had no idea yes Yeah, you're like what does that mean? I was like. I don't know I couldn't tell you yeah. Oh, so you were just obeying orders. Oh That was a good excuse for atrocity

You're fine. I guess you started that off by saying well. I was pitched to be like almost no work for me at all Oh, that's comforting Well that no one he said yes very little work lots of money cool give you I've never heard it described like that before I've heard tick tockers and people talk about like you know Their vision for the brand and the money they get and trying to make it entertaining and working it into their show in the battle of keeping their artistic integrity and showcasing this brand and it was actually get and trying to make it entertaining and working it into their show and the battle of keeping their artistic integrity and showcasing this brand. It was actually kind of refreshing to be like, they send me the name and I just say it in

front of the camera and then, you know, I don't know what it is. Whatever. They convinced you and they said, what if we give you this suitcase full of money and all you have to do is talk a few times into your phone? She's like, that's really shiny. I like that. Alright, so let's remember that Haley is a dummy. That's really all we've done like over the months. He would run my Twitter for me. I can't really say his name.

Legally. Legal-wise. Or phonetically. Yeah, just keep going. I legally can't say his name or company but Can I say I can't say his name legal wise she literally just asked off to the side. Can I say that legal wise? Yeah, you can say that legal wise Okay, it's a howie Mandel sudden law. We're talking about elk Schultz doc Hollywood That's who we're talking about here who is running this whole operation for her and oh

Scammed everyone which is so weird that of course her she was the face of it. She's the name behind it But it was elk Schultz who put this all together. I'm pretty sure Did you watch this whole episode Adam I Scrolled around a bit. Okay, cuz after this they talk about this Bitcoin conference They went to because I think doc. Holly was just like alright We're gonna launch a meme coin. You got to get to know the the players You got to understand how this works the culture so they go to this Bitcoin convention and Haley goes I don't understand anything they were talking about. I didn't know a thing about anything

Okay, so this makes it not your fault because you don't I don't understand what her angle is for this is She was blaming them I'm not angry Haley. I didn't buy about that by a meme coin I don't care it was anybody but the fact that she comes out here thinks this is gonna make her look good is insane to me oh Horrible strategy is that she obviously doesn't have any strategist behind her anymore. She's just winging it. All right.

So then she talks about this coffeezilla incident that of course, Lucy Typebox came on the show and played for us all those months ago. That's when coffeezilla got on there and they're like, meet it, meet it. And nobody warned me about this guy at all. Like nobody at all. They didn't tell me he was like a crypto wizard. That's exactly what he is. He ate me the fuck up. Like we just took him. And they were pretty much feeding you everything to say the entire time.

Yeah, even like the- So it wasn't actually coming from you. No, like everything that I was reading off, like I think I said two different things the entire time I was being in that like live. Yeah. And the last thing was like, all right, I'm going to bed. Good night. Wow. What a revealing side. Hey guys, this is my side of the story.

Yeah, no, that's everything that we already knew. We've already heard that audio. We know exactly what happened. We know that you were in over your head and the coffeezilla ate you up because you had no idea what was going on. She's like, fine, I get to say my side of things. No, we're up to speed.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's just as how I saw it actually. And Chelsea's not helping things. No, we're up to speed. Yeah, yeah, no, it's just as how I saw it actually. Haley, very good. Chelsea's not helping things. No. She's like, and they fed you everything you said. I know. And Christian played this on who are these broadcasters yesterday and was talking about, I think it was Eric Zane who was making the point, like, why does he need, why does she need Chelsea there to ask her these dumb questions? Couldn't, if she was sincere, wouldn't she just go on the show and go, all right, I can finally talk about this now. I've been cleared.

Let me just explain what happened. Instead of this dumb conversation like, yeah, and then how did you feel about that? Well, I felt bad, but you know, not my fault. Yeah, it sure wasn't your fault. All right, great episode, everyone. See you next week. If you think I'm exaggerating, we're not there yet, but we're going to get there. It's basically what happened because She didn't know how crypto worked back then

Yeah, I still had no clue like I know more about it now than I did like the few days like it happened Like I couldn't tell you how crypto worked the day that coin launched. I had no idea But now you do launched I had no idea either but now you do what is she talking about like goddamn I now I've done the all the research now I get it but back then I was so naive I didn't understand what was going on cuz she obviously doesn't know anything about anything she knows about pet shelters hmm does she I don't know I don't even know about that. I'm trying to give her something.

I know she loves animals. Let's assume she knows about bracelets. I don't know why it's beyond her to just say, I don't know a lot about crypto, but let's pretend it's a bracelet. If you don't like the bracelet and you think it's ugly or it might hurt people or you don't know where it came from or what it's made of you wouldn't sell it because you'd like I'm not putting my face behind that kind of bracelet but something about crypto and the disconnect let me cut you off right there actually don't know about

bracelets okay I'm not understanding your analogy because I don't I don't care for bracelet I believe that checks out and you're right about that but it replaced it with anything you like and you understand how cold and horrible she sounds. I know, because Meghan Markle is so like performative and theater kitty and that woman interviewing, everyone wants to know, how are you? Like it's so over the top, we can't, we know it's false from the second it starts.

But if you actually just read this script without these deliveries, this is the most, they're trying to script this. They have spent money on this. They're not sticking to it. But these are questions that this woman has been fed to ask Haktu. And Haktu is supposed to be sticking to it.

And this is as good as they can do because they don't feel bad. They don't know what they're supposed to feel bad for. And they don't know what the product is. So they still are just blaming their people, which if you replaced the Southern accent with the Meghan Markle voice, you would hear this just sounds like a spoiled Hollywood piece of shit who is comfortable saying they promised me money so I did it. What the fuck do you care?

I'd like to see a montage of everybody who's been directly involved with her as it dawns on them that oh You're really as dumb as you act Yeah, all of them one after the other which which would be fine But to add this point you'd think she'd have principles and values like that was kind of what we were sold on Yes, this like, you know country girl who's Okay, but you know, we found out she's kind of prudish since then and you know you think that interesting The American values we do it, but we do it well. You know we give it everything we got All right, so let's talk about the FBI getting involved in all this apparently she was called down to the the FBI's station in Nashville

Getting involved in all this apparently she was called down to the the FBI station in Nashville He went to Nashville and I went in this room full of men Basically and they interrogated me asking me questions and everything else related to crypto all the people in my phone I've talked to about crypto they went through my phone So they cleared me I was good to go and then the SEC picked it up and then They didn't want to talk with me, but they wanted my phone So I sent my phone off to them for two or three days and I guess they cloned my phone, copied it something, but they went through my phone. I was cleared from them.

Could you imagine the FBI talking to this woman and they're like, we've tried every technique. This woman is a steel trap. She won't tell us anything. She knows she, I don't know where she was trained, but she is just playing dumb. She's like, she had nothing to do with any of this. We can't get to her. It was either that or it was just like that documentary about the two Elvis impersonators and the one sent the ricin to the White House and they interrogated him and it took them five minutes to go, yeah, he doesn't know what he's doing. Like, I'm being serious serious she can't explain now what it is

she did she doesn't know what happened she couldn't explain it to them if she tried so it's almost like almost like she's not guilty of it it's interesting she had to send her phone to the SEC of course she did so they could call I'd be pissed about that but well can you send someone here to clone it I'm not I don't want to send you my phone can you you just do it online? Just upload it or something? Like what the fuck? I gotta physically send it to you? No, she's like, yay, I'm going on another trip. Yeah, I was like, I ain't deliberate to you. But this is, I think, really what sums up

this entire episode for me. I was cleared. I wasn't named on the lawsuit. None of that. So like legally, I was not in any trouble because I didn't do anything. And I have proof that I didn't do anything. She didn't do anything, Adam. Can you believe that? She has proof she didn't do anything except for all of those videos she made promoting this non-stop and telling all of her fans to invest in this, but she didn't do anything. How is that possible? Because she doesn't know what it is that happened. She did a lot and she is responsible. She still has no idea.

All I did was tell people what to buy, where to buy it, and when to buy it, and then they all lost their money. I didn't do anything. That's it. That's everything. Everyone else in this Dabbleverse, if this thing shot to the moon and stayed there, you think she'd be here right now with her legs crossed going Listen, I don't know anything It's all y'all

Very good point. This is the great question from Chelsea. What an amazing question. This is How'd you feel when you were getting death threats? It wasn't very good like I'm already a skeptic like I can just go out in public now I'm just like weirded out by people being up around me and stuff so I mean of course I was like tiptoeing around making sure people didn't see me and stuff. Is that what a skeptic is? No that's called a Hollywood douchebag Complete How do they feel getting death threats? You know a lot of people complain about it. It was amazing I just love the attention any attention negative positive. It's all good

Also, I'm rich and I can afford security so I never really was gonna lose money or be in danger So it's all just kind of like whatever So I never really was gonna lose money or be in danger. So it's all just kind of like whatever No, no, again, this is her explaining that she's not responsible for anyone losing their money or anything I was just a spokesperson for it. I mean They pay you for being a spokesperson for it, but it's not actually your coin if that makes sense. It doesn't it was your name You're like this everything about it was you you weren't just a spokesperson. It was the was named after you There's also something very off-putting about her never looking at the camera Yeah, you can't just look at the camera sure but this reminds me of the KSI interview. Mm-hmm

It's very awkward. It seems like if it's just a conversation. Why are you putting this out? Oh? Yeah? No, it's definitely not just a cover I get that but it's not an apology either. Oh, it's the opposite of an apology. It's the exact opposite of an apology I didn't think we'd get to this point. I'm actually fascinated by this and then she Yeah, she had the balls to go and they're saying it's 1.2 million dollars But really I think people only lost a hundred eighty thousand. Oh Our bad That's like oh, that's that's not a great thing to say. I'm sorry cut you out. What were you saying buddy?

No, I forgot that and now I'm too pissed off about this It was not that long ago that she was broke and living with her grandma on a porch dreaming of things like this. $430 a week at her job, yep. And now she can't even pretend to have a feeling for people that have lost more money than she had ever seen because of her. Even if you were used, even if you didn't know it happened, like somebody took your face and put it on a Twitter account, did a bunch of stupid shit, you would feel an obligation to your fans to make it right. She is just shitting on them and learned less from this experience.

Well, then this is a great question because what about those fans who lost money? Like most people that have messaged me, they've said like, oh, you know, we lost all our money for the month. Like I put so much money into this. Now we don't have money for the month. I don't know. It just makes me, it makes me feel really bad that they trusted me.

And I led them to something that I did not have enough knowledge about. Like I did not have enough knowledge about crypto to be getting involved with it. And I knew that, but I got talked into it and I trusted the wrong people. So that screwed me. She's repeated the exact same thing she's been saying this entire episode. Not my fault. I was manipulated.

I was used. Not my fault. Didn't know. Didn't know. This is 100% your fault. The people came to you with a business proposition and you said yes. And then this happened.

It was when you said yes. That's when it became your responsibility. All of this. And if you knew anything about it and you had anybody around you that could give you good advice you would know that celebrities or new celebrities they're victim to this. This is what happens.

Somebody who has a popular name can fall for this scam. Some people pretend to fall for it like the bar stool guy keeps accidentally doing this over and over again and making millions. Right. And nobody's stopping him but they know it's not legal and crypto is still in that Wild West period where I'm sorry you did it you put your face on it this is all your fault and you should feel some responsibility to the people. She feels zero responsibility even when it hits close to home with her boyfriend Pookie.

But I made P cookie put some money It was $300 and also went around work promoting it So all the people he worked with were pissed off and people from his work also Yeah, they also lost money and they go up to Kelby at work and like yeah your girlfriend's a fucking bitch But it's not your fault. Oh, they didn't know that he's to go for you. And did he tell people that well? I thought he's gonna hit one man and get fired but What a crazy exchange. So her boyfriend went to work and told all the coworkers to buy this thing.

They all lost their money and they're like, why did you tell us to buy this thing? Yeah but did you tell them that it's not your fault? Wait what? What do you mean? You told him to buy it and then you told him to tell his coworkers to buy it. It's all your fault. 100% your fault. This would not exist in this world without you. This is insane. She thinks that's a your fault. 100% of your fault. This would not exist in this world without you.

This is insane. She thinks that's a cute story. Right? Isn't that crazy? The level of disconnect because she speaks about it in these broad terms about thousands of people that maybe she can't comprehend. But then when it's a real home-spun real-life personal story like you don't understand that you're pookie Sold Girl Scout cookies to all the people at his work And then you didn't give him any cookies and now you're laughing at them and talking about how funny it is that everybody's out Some money some people just wanted their fucking cookies. I don't know why you thought I have Girl Scout cookies I'm not even a Girl Scout because you told me you told him that you did and you had him sign up and you took

Their money that's why we understand you had a problem with the keychain factory, but it's not the keychain I don't know how many fucking metaphors I can make Dumbest question and I don't say that lightly. I've heard a lot of dumb questions in my day Do you think you'll ever do anything else in crypto again? Fuck. What the fuck with this, Joe? Holy shit. I did not see that coming. Chelsea, Jesus Christ.

Go fuck it. Get fucked. So what's the answer? Get fucked with that question. But we have to remember, because I like that you're showing these parallels to Meghan Markle, because if you remember that epic South Park episode, the PR team that worked with Meghan Markle and everyone else is they brand you with three things and one of them is always victim. So of course, Haley is a victim in all of this. Are you angry?

I'm sorry that you're angry Haley. I mean, you gotta get a PR team and a PR team. Since you're offering me the option, yeah, I'll be angry. Fuck off. I know. Last clip, this is how she ends up the show and this is Haley saying, move it on. Well, if you're still sitting here watching, thank you for your lift. I understand. I get it.

I've addressed everything that I know. I've been in the show for a while. I've been in the show for a while. This is Haley saying, moving on. Well, if you're still sitting here watching, thank you if you left, I understand, I get it. I've addressed everything that I know. I've told you everything I know. So I'm done talking about it and I just wanna get back to having fun and making content with Miss Chelsea Girl.

Hmm. She's told us nothing. You've offered nothing except- But that was her content before so yeah but like zero apologies no I don't know who told her like you can't apologize for this I think that would have been the right move am I crazy Adam? Except some responsibility? Yeah it shows you she's one of those I said I was sorry people right? No you never said you were sorry. You just said you said you were sorry. Actually, did I take responsibility?

How? By saying that to you now. By saying those people told me to do this thing and then it worked out poorly. Right, and don't ask me about it again. Right. We're done. Now back to having fun.

Everybody's broke. They'll lost their money on your coin. You said the Paul brothers dropped her? Yeah. I wonder if they wanted her to apologize and she said no. Who knows? I mean the Paul brothers should be able to handle this because they've gone through this before.

Right. So you would think that they would know what to do. I think they just realized like she's a liability and has zero upside at this point. So like, all right, you take your podcast and go do your thing. Do you understand that in her movie at the end of it, her story is, so I left them Hollywood assholes and I knew I never should have even gotten involved in that whole city. But now that I got the money and the love and the sex and the endorsement deals, I'm just going

to go home and say they're all the worst. Yeah. Yeah. She is the hero of the story. Yep. Somehow. Guys, we are going to have some stuttering John clips coming up. A guy who ran into stuttering John while John was on a date recently. Adam was in Rob Saul's chat again. I haven't seen these clips yet, but I'm excited about that. We got some John Gobble can with the little person, Brad Williams. Opie radio. I have some more New York City pranks and also Opie in the best mood he's been. And very exciting, actually.

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know. And the hosts, Peter and Eric, were very excited to talk to John. And I loved the credits they gave John before the show started. Mr. Melendez has acted in off-Broadway plays in several movies, including Hairheads and Dude, Where's My Car? Acted in off-Broadway plays. I gotta stop them right there.

Now I know he was in Tony and Tina's Wedding. Was that because it was an off-Broadway play? I would have to look it up. If it had an equity contract, it would be. If it didn't, it's not. It's hard to say. That was a dinner theater thing. It's a dinner theater thing.

It's like a bunch of people like improving and talking to the guests like they're at a wedding, but they're actually not. It might have been. I was more struck by the compromise of the phrase acted in. Right. Like definitely starred in was replaced. Yes.

They're like, you can't say that, buddy. You just can't yeah Yeah, cuz dude, where's my car and Airheads all he said in that movie was I masturbate a lot that was his only line in that and dude Where's my car? I don't even know if he had a speaking role. He pisses in a plant. Yeah, that's what I remember So it does it really well though He pisses in a plant. Yeah, that's what I remember. So it does it really well though Off-Broadway plays now first off just the term off-Broadway. It struck me a little funny cuz I'm like well, that's every play That's not on Broadway. It's like literally everything show off. Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, please explain It's a delineation there's Broadway there's off-Broadway there's other theater. Off-Broadway is like that minor league baseball team.

It's still baseball, they get a contract. And saying that in your resume would say, I'm an equity actor and I have the ability to do those shows. That's not what he's saying. But even still, Tony and Tina's is like an improv ensemble thing. It's not like a winter's tale. He might be talking about when he was in second grade

He was in a play that was televised. It was so good Yeah, of course I should tell the other actors what their lines were cuz he had it memorized so well little carrot seed Yeah, so maybe that's what he's talking about with that because they're an off-roadway Adam That's just legend because I'm from Long Island so of course I know that from the cable access that we were all forced to see I'm from Long Island. So of course I know that from the cable access that we were all forced to see Classic every you know summer solstice that would come around. All right I like when stutterers say things like let's get into it because that's something that you say cuz you just want to like All right, we're moving on we're transitioning out of this and we're getting into it Let's get

Right into this here. John. Can you can you tell us what? Your earliest memory of stuttering was this guy's great shell already I'm so glad he paused it there because doesn't that give you a feeling doesn't that give you a feeling that's so Different than when John stutters. Yes, like you're immediately like Of course, maybe there's laughter. You feel a lot of things. But you're on his side.

You're rooting for him to get through it. You know he's dealing with something that he can't control. And you never get that feeling when John doesn't. It just makes you angry. It makes you go spit it out. Just say it, whatever it is. Because he stammers.

He doesn't stutter. That's a stutter. It's a real thing. Yes, it's very different And I think we're gonna prove that I have some clips on here. It's gonna prove that John is not a stutterer This is a funny clip because John's telling the story about Whenever he's asked why he stutters he says that his dad was violent and beat up his sister And there was this one incident where he and beat up his sister and there was this one incident where he was beating up his sister and his mom came running down in her panties

and a jump on him to stop him and this is how I know that these hosts genuinely think this is a funny story. I mean, thinking the trauma, you know, I've seen your dad beat up your sister, more importantly, the trauma of seeing your mom only in her panties. Yeah. That was a joke, but I'm just thinking. That's funny, dude. If only the comedy clubs he played worked that way. Hey guys, that was a joke.

BAAAAAAA! Sorry, John. Here you go. AHAHAHA! I didn't realize that was a joke. How funny! Anyway, I didn't see you laughing when he said that was a joke. How funny? Anyway, I didn't see you laughing when he said that was a joke It was there's such a great audience. They he said this thing and what they heard was, you know And then I saw this thing and it was really traumatic. Yeah. Yeah, that's really traumatic No, I was kidding. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's really funny. Actually, it's very very funny. They're like whatever you say boss

They're just enamored with him. No, they're excited to have a big celebrity. I have the show obviously and This is a great question. We just played It's very very funny. They're like whatever you say boss. They're just enamored with him No, they're excited to have a big celebrity of the show obviously and This is a great question. We just played Chelsea Haley Welch's friend asking a terrible question. This is a great question Do you still consider yourself a person who stutters or do you consider yourself a person who's recovered from stuttering? Where do you stand on that? a person who's recovered from stuttering, where do you stand on that? Ummm. Now that's a great question.

Are you still a stutterer? Because we're listening to you and like you said Adam, he stammers a lot, he has a lot of crutch words and things, but he doesn't stutter, we hear what stutters sound like. But we even paused to answer that question. You'd think he'd be like, yeah I'm a stutterer, because that is his brand. He has to be a stutterer or else he's not stuttering John anymore. You ask an alcoholic 50 years after they've had their last drink, are you an alcoholic? And they go, yes, they don't miss a beat.

They're not like, um, let's guess. That's a good point. So this is his answer to that. I consider myself a person who still stutters and You know, I mean a lot of people think that I'm cured but you know, I'm not cured I you know, I mean just the other day I did a bit on the tonight show and I started through two jokes that I was trying to deliver So it's you know, it's still I don't think it ever goes away a hundred percent

Okay, so this is my theory on this. So John goes no, I don't think it ever goes away 100%. Okay, so this is my theory on this. So John goes, no, I still have a stutter, I just stuttered on the Tonight Show the other day. And this is true if you go back and check out the Howard Stern Show. John stutters when he's nervous. And I think a lot of people do.

If you're on the Tonight Show and all the lights are on in the audience and you know you're live on television It might be harder to say the joke you want to say you might stutter a little bit because normally he shreds But you know what I mean like when John's comfortable he's not a stutterer, right? Well, what makes him comfortable beer and It was probably difficult to get away with that on the embassy lot. It really is like that's difficult So I bet he had to be mostly Sober and he can't tell them all flat out or at least in those words that that's his relationship with stuttering

It's his relationship with alcohol He actually does we're gonna get to that just a second, but he's talking about on the Tonight Show he just stuttered recently, and this is very telling. When this happened on the show, I stuttered, you know, we decided, you know, they decided to edit out the stutters. Okay. And that was to, I guess, to protect me. And I guess it didn't work.

But I told them that I don't have a problem with them airing me stuttering because you know, it's something that I do, you know, I've been stuttering all my life, but you know so I mean, I personally don't care if they air it but This time I had better jokes after the ones that I stuttered on So they used the you know better jokes, so it all worked out, you know stuttered on so they used the better joke so it all worked out you know now what's very telling about that is That this is more proof that that was a bad hire by the Tonight Show the only reason why Stuttering John worked on the Howard Stern show was because he couldn't talk and

Howard's like that's amazing. Let's put him on the radio a guy who can't talk sight unseen and Jay Leno and then the team over there hires him to be the announcer, you'd think he'd be like, oh yeah, he's gonna stammer and screw things up and say the N-word when he's talking about Nicholas Cage. It's gonna be great, everyone's gonna love it. Instead, they're just like, oh that sucked, edit it out. They're not even taking advantage of the reason why

John's interesting in the first place. I love it so much because he does exactly what he did to the last question. He gave them all of the answers and that's his stutter. He doesn't know how he feels about things. He even said he goes, we they, we they, they decided to cut it out but then I agreed with them because I also thought it was a good other jokes that were funny. Yeah, I'm a really good writer. It was like something happened there that you're not being clear on and that's very telling he said it before they're like So you're not really much of a stutter anymore

And he's like well Yeah, I am but I don't but lots of people tell me that I don't but I still do because I did the other day But then I didn't afterwards and then they use that but that's still not why I got the job Yeah, and I gotta say if John would only take his own advice, remember this is from 2009. I mean, you know, the more serious that you take yourself, the harder it is going to be to recover and to ever, you know, be happy with yourself. Wow, you should take yourself too seriously because that might uh, make things more difficult in your life

Huh? Don't overreact to things. Yeah, I love that he was saying this in 2009. Like you understood all of this He's never understood this. No, he just repeats things he's heard. Okay. So now the question comes in like You're a stutterer, but we don't hear you stuttering How does that work? You know you have have a very unique and cool interview style and speaking style. How are you able to do this and earn this with such a prominent stutter? Right, good question. I don't know. I mean, I've always seen, you know, ever since I was a little kid, I used to ask crazy questions in class and stuff.

I remember my fourth grade teacher wrote on my report card to my mother that John tends to ask outrageous and penetrating questions in class and stutters when excited. That was pretty much my resume in fourth grade. Un-fucking-believable. Yeah. 2009. And these guys askvable. Yeah. 2009. And these guys ask the question that he loves. This is like a woke dad question.

Yes. Except it actually exists. Yes, right. The idea that this man goes around telling these same stories for decades. Is there any other celebrity on earth that we could find where they have the same anecdotes over and over again over decades of time No, I right honestly that would be crazy if you just had these people on every time They told the story about fourth grade the report card

Well, most celebrities keep doing things, right? That's the thing That's that's the thing that John can't figure out why I have to keep bringing up the fourth grade report card I the thing that John can't figure out why he has to keep bringing up the fourth grade report card. I wish he just had the balls to stop trying to prove himself and say exactly what he wants to say is they ask him that thoughtful, intelligent question and he wants to put a cigarette out in their face and say, I was born that way. Right. I'm better than you.

I figured it out. So he has to hustle and prove and jive and say all this shit Well, he also takes credit for being on the show because he's like wait I like to get back to the stuttering community. It's why I'm doing your guys show. It's kind of insulting. I think Here's another fun question from the host So did you always have this attitude about stuttering John like always have this attitude about stuttering John like ever since you can remember you were okay with it and if you stuttered you stuttered and it was no big deal. I like that question. I like the way it was delivered. What John could have done which had some fun with this just be like uh that's That's a good question Glad you asked me that but no fun to be had on this show instead

John You know, you got these things that he likes to say they things are funny Like I always say to people like I don't know what God was thinking like like, you know God He makes me and you know, and you know, and then you know, you know, God got me. He makes me and, you know, and then, you know, and then he, you know, he makes me outspoken and a guy who loves to talk and who wants to get out there and, you know, deliver lines and everything else. But then he gives me a stutter. So he must just be, it's just, you know, laughing at me in heaven.

What a fucking idiot this guy is. And you know, it's so, you know, I don't know what God's thinking, you know, like, because like, you know, you know, I mean, you know, I don't know God's taken, you know, like cuz like, you know, uh, you know I mean, you know How's that possible to be that dumb? It's the tone the audacity to actually talk to these guys with the attitude of you'd never understand Right. I say to you. How could you possibly get it? Meanwhile, these guys are hosting a podcast about stuttering They're doing exactly what John's talking about

And he's going it's crazy man. He's running in the room. You're never gonna guess what happened to me You're never gonna get stutter and yet. I want to be a broadcaster is that crazy or whether both with their microphones gone We know That's all well. They opened a door by telling him he was cool couple couple questions ago. Oh yeah. So big mistake guys. Alright, so what are the tricks to not stutter? Adam alluded to this earlier. Can you talk a little bit about some of the tricks that you do use to help you with speaking, some of the other tricks you use?

I mean I think, and I always say, if know, if you're of age a few beers will not hurt. Of course. Isn't that amazing? His advice to all those stutters. This is a community just for people who have a stuttering problem. And they come to this show and they want to hear how other people are coping with this or dealing with it or helping. And he goes We ever think about having a drinking problem People focus on your stutter so much when they're trying to get you an AA Your family won't be annoyed about that part of you anymore

You can lose the stutter and your family in one move You can lose the stutter and your family in one move. Yes. In one meeting. All right, I call this next clip, Two People Talking, A Stutterer, and a Moron. It's really so great that he did give you this opportunity because you were a person that stutters especially because it was a radio gig you know where millions of people are going to hear you stutter. Yeah, no, I know. But yeah, listen, you know, like I said, I'm happy that I got the gig. I mean, it's actually, I mean, you know, it's obviously that I got the gig. I mean it's actually You know, it's obviously I got my start

He just said nothing I should have transcribed that I did yeah, no, I know it's my favorite thing he ever says Yeah, I know. I know, you know, I know, you know, I know I know, you know, uh He's a musician a singer they go. Yeah, or they go no Yeah I know I know I know All right here's some advice for the parents because um, he's constantly getting emails from parents whose children are stuttering. They're like, John, you're the guy we all go to to figure out how to figure this out. What should we do? They email me and tell me their children stutter and what should they do? And I always say, well, how bad is it? And they say, that's not too bad. I said, don't do anything.

Don't even acknowledge it. Don't tell him to slow down, you know You know, don't tell him to calm down or you know You know, you know He's a miracle tell him to have a beer He's a miracle parents come to me. They got my child is a speech impediment. We're worried about him. What should we do? Absolutely nothing How bad is it? Show me the baby. Yeah, right

Wait on my podcast And no matter what they say I give them the same advice don't do anything don't I traveled all this way to meet with you Mr.. Melinda's are doing speech therapists or other people you can talk to? Nope. Definitely not. Don't do anything at all. How comforting though, is that for a pair of them just like, oh good, I was thinking about being a lazy piece of shit on this one. Thanks, John. I thought this was gonna cost money. Yeah, I thought it was gonna cost money and be a whole lot to drive into places.

I was so afraid you were gonna blame me, thank God. Whew, so it is their fault. Okay. Now, Adam checked out this show, he actually sent it over to me, and we were playing some clips like I said on Point Dabble Point this week, and one of the things that you picked up on Adam is that here we have actual stutterers with stuttering problems who want to get help, who want to figure out solutions for this. And then you have John, you know, stuttering John who always brags about speaking at the

stuttering convention and does so much for the community and to give back and to give people advice. But these people actually understand what this affliction is and deal with it every day. And John doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Eric and I are big proponents of something called voluntary stuttering, where when we're having a really tough day, instead of changing the word, we'll just just stuck stutter on purpose. Have you ever heard of that? What are your thoughts on it? Like I said, you know, whatever works for you, I mean, I don't know. I mean, you know, like, see me personally, I guess it helps you get over the albatross that you, you know,

that, you know, how we deal with our, you know, stuttering. But I mean, you know, I've always, you know, I've always been so like, it's so embarrassing to me when I stutter because you know, it's, it's really hard to look confident if you're a stutterer, like even when you're doing stand up comedy, you know, it's hard to look like you're secure and comfortable if you're stuttering, you know what I mean? So the question was, we've heard of voluntary stuttering. Have you heard of that, John? Is the thing that the technique that we've been using and we actually are

proponents of and John turns that into you guys sound stupid and no one's going to take you seriously. If you stutter, it's a real problem. Whoa, how did you get there? You could have said, no, I've not heard of that. What is that? There would be a fine answer to that. Not a stutterer. Yeah, you could have gone, oh, that's interesting. How do you practice something like that?

What does it do for you? I'd rather big time you. I know what you're talking about, what an idiot you sound like. Something you don't have any confidence in, you morons. You don't do stand up, do you? He, he, he really, he's acting like someone who doesn't have a stutter and he's acting above them but also wants to be accepted by them and he refuses to just be their hero

the way they want him to. You can't compliment him correctly. So the fact that they see him as a breaking barriers because of his stutter He doesn't want to be that he wants to break barriers because of his exceptional writing right? That's so true. It's so true This is uh This is so typical of stuttering John Mellon does the answer to this question Hey John do you have time for a couple more questions?

Yeah, but then I gotta go because I think I just got lost. I'm trying to get to my friend's house, so I gotta call him. So yeah, I think I have time for a couple more. He's helpless. Every fucking time at any given time in his life when we look at like what's John doing right now? Oh, he's fucking up. He needs other people's help in order to get through life every time I got to go cuz I got to call my friend cuz I got myself lost and he's got to get help me out with us Ma, it's crazy

Take it a step further The only thing they've agreed upon this entire conversation is that making a stutterer nervous is not the way to help them. He specifically tells their parents don't make them feel bad about it. Don't put pressure on them. Just give them space and let them do their thing. So he's like, look, I got to go. So you got to make this shopping. You got gotta get it correct because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing yeah hey Jenny I'm looking for more questions yeah I guess so but I got a bunch of other shit going on it out yeah not the

way we're going if you could get somebody else to ask them maybe I gotta keep this on the board for when we go into ad breaks on WATP? Oh, okay, great. Let's just take a quick break and we'll come back. I love that. Also for the isotopes. That's a good idea, yes. Between sets. Oh, we should have a stuttering announcer. Hmm.

I'm looking for work. It just sounds different to me. You tell me if I'm wrong. It sounds like they are frozen in something. Like they're actually disassociating and like all of their energy is on stop stuttering. Like get this thing to end when that happens. And whenever John does it, it doesn't feel like that at all. It feels like he just can't decide what to say and his mind is racing so hard. What is it? We did I make it like that. He just can't say it. And that's a very unsympathetic quality. Yes.

I agree. I have one more clip on here because the stutter talk ID that a color called in and gave them. Now I don't like dead air on the show, but I'm going to ask all of us to be quiet so we can hear this stutter talk ID. This is Jamie Roccio and you're listening to Stutter Talk where they keep it real and love their listeners. That's amazing.

I love that. I love the call-ins that they pull and give them IDs. It's great. Still better than NPR. I've never heard John do anything like that at all. No. That was a whole other thing. No, it's a very different thing.

I'm telling you John is not a stutterer. I thought he was. I remember live in Chicago our first live show and Dick Masterson's up there with us and we're listening to John clips and Dick goes, John's not a stutterer. And I'm like, no he is. And I think back on no, he is. And I think back, I wish I was looking at it from the fresh perspective of Dick Manchester

and listening to it going, that's not what a stutterer sounds like. It's not. No. Well, I wanna get some information from a person who met John in the flesh, had an interaction with him recently. Dalton is here to chat with us

I'm gonna add him in here Dalton. Can you hear us, buddy? Yeah. Yeah, can you guys hear me? Okay, you sound great Actually, how you doing man? I'm doing well. Yeah, I'm traveling right now So I apologize I couldn't you know do the whole camera setup and and all that but it's an honor by the way Carl I'm a huge fan. Yeah. Oh, well thank you for that. So let me just, I'll just tell you the background from my perspective real quick, and then I'll let you tell the story.

So it was the Thursday night that we are in Vegas and I'm standing at the carousel bar outside of the Plaza. I'm talking to Vegas beer sales Jerry And we're talking about stuttering John and their friendship and he goes. Yeah, I still talk to John all the time He calls me he messes with me. In fact right now he's out on a date and I said, oh, that's funny I just got a text from Missy B saying that her friend ran into John while he was out on a date Yeah saying that her friend ran into John while he was out on a date. Yeah, yeah dude. I'm like, this is so weird. I'm talking to two people who are communicating with people who are with Stunner and John right now on this day. Let me tell you, I'm sitting at this

table, right? Okay. And, and I go up, I go, I go smoke a cigarette or something and, and I brush past John and it's like a movie moment. It's like slow motion. I'm 25. I didn't grow up with the Stern Show, got into it later. And genuinely, this is not a joke, I'm not messing around, I'm a fan. When I saw John, I'm thinking this is, and by the way, I'm hammered. Okay, let's just be honest. But I'm walking by him and I and I see him and I go, wow, this is crazy. I gotta say hello. You know, immediately

engage in conversation. Are you stuttering john? Now would you have done this if you were sober? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. But I'll tell you what I wouldn't have done. Very quickly. I'm thinking this is going to be great. Yes. And beer balls that go on. Yeah. Yeah. And by the way, John's at this restaurant. And I don't know the whole story with him. But, you know, I, you know, I spent 1000 something plus dollars on on this meal. I was with this girl okay John

had like a Michelob ultra you know it's the scene for so this is a high-end steakhouse high-end steakhouse it's actually I can tell you it's called the meat market the meat market you didn't Yeah, yes, so meat market in Tampa. It's a beautiful place great dinner And he shows up with this girl and they're sitting no joke Right across from me. What's the girl like? Older and I'm not gonna disparage her whatever but she's older. She's clearly got some work done Jewish I noticed the Hebrew necklace. Oh, okay. Okay. I didn't realize it was that kind of show. No, no. It's very upset with our anti-semitism out here. He keeps us in check. I'm seething.

But you know, she nice enough girl, but she's clearly wasted as well. I don't know where they were leaving from, but they're both inebriated. What time of night is this? Seven, eight o'clock. Okay, so it's prime dinner time. It's prime dinner time. They're plastered at their table. Okay.

Yes. He's wearing a coat that doesn't fit right. His pants are down below his table. Okay. Yes. He's wearing a coat that doesn't fit right his pants It was provided for him and you're gonna It would have been very cool if it wasn't him, you know if this was like You know running into Mick Jagger or something, you know, you can expect you know something like that, but Anyway, so so I'm sitting there and I get up to go smoke the cigarette. I brush by him. I say, no way.

Are you stuttering? John, he looks at me and he doesn't say anything. We lock eyes and, and you know, like I said, I had been drinking. So this felt like an eternity. I'm looking at fucking stuttering John wondering what to do next. Like, are we like, what are we going to do? Are we going to fuck? You know, we have rights for that That's why they're here Still an option. I like that. It's still on the table Tampa I told you I'm a fan. I'm trying to write get whatever little money's left or something. I don't know but I he looks and I and this is where I fuck up. I go. I'm not a troll and That's like dude. I think that's where it goes wrong

Not doesn't mean anything in that sentence the word troll means everything no he immediately Says yes, I'm stuttering John no stutter by the way, so I think you guys are right He's sort of like a woman that says she's been raped No, I don't think that's exactly the same But I don't know if it's if it's exactly we say me too down this show No, but he says he says why would you say that you know It's a consensual stutter. Right? I apologize. Okay. No, but he says, he says, why would you say that? You know, and I say, well, yeah, I just I know that you get a lot of shit online.

This is, you know, an intense thing. I just want to, you know, say hello. I go smoke a cigarette. He walks away. It was a very brief interaction. He was ready to sit down I walk back sit down by my date and The whole time I'm I immediately I call Missy and Anthony I call

Keep it light, you know, I thought if I wasn't in troll, but I'm like on the phone with So I call up I call Anthony he doesn't pick up he's playing Call of Duty so I call missy Missy picks up the phone. I say you won't believe who I'm with missy says stuttering John How the fuck did you know you know she was like she was I don't know. I just had a feeling woman's intuition Wow. Yeah wild Long story short cuz not really a whole lot happens in between that I tell them that they're there I say, you know, should I get a picture? He just walks out says he tells the date that he's going to the bathroom And then leaves wait

Hold on. He left his date. Oh Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and this is bad because she's been drinking. Oh, no Yeah, did you leave her with the check? Yeah, are you yeah? He was going to the bathroom And you heard you overheard this? Yes, no, I didn't just enter here and I had about an hour long conversation with his date. Oh Oh my god. All right. What is she coming out the show?

You know what I got her name I think I sent it to missy. She she did look familiar I don't know who she was something about her though You know like I said older she definitely It was Stern This is incredible, I'm sorry I'll let you spit it out. I don't want to drag this out. But you, right into John,

I'm not a troll, he gets upset. You go back down, you sit down, you're having dinner, he's across from you having dinner, and you see him get up and say I gotta use the bathroom, and he never comes back again and just leaves his date there. And then you go over, after some time has passed I assume, you go over and talk to his date who's sitting there holding the bag.

Yeah. And, you know, it goes by she doesn't immediately he says he's going to that right. So so it's not like an immediate reaction from her. She doesn't just start bawling her eyes out. But she does eventually. Oh no. Okay. It's bad, man. I mean, this was like, and you know, I'm on a date with a very beautiful girl. You know, we, this was a romantic situation. And, and you don't bring a slob to a thousand dollar steakhouse. And now she, and keep in mind, by the way, just a side note, the girl that I'm with has

no idea who the hell Stuttering John is. She doesn't know why I'm freaking out. She doesn't know who Anthony is. I'm on the phone. I'm calling. I'm like, I'm sorry, you don't understand what's going on. My voice is shaking. I'm so excited. And yeah, so he leaves. 15 minutes goes by, maybe 30. And his drunk date turns around and says, hey, did you see John leave? I saw you walk up to him and talk to him. What'd you say to him? And I said, I told him I was a fan. He's stuttering John. And this was interesting, too.

She said she didn't know who he was, which makes me think maybe she didn't want to be seen in public with stuttering John. I don't know why I get that feeling. He might have said his name was Pedro. Because if you say I'm John Melendez, someone's going to Google it before they go on a date with you. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking, right?

So anyway, she says she didn't know who he was. And by the way, he's got to be 410, 411. I mean, this guy. That is a question I was going to ask you. He's very short. It's like a weird limp. It's like not a medical thing. Four ten four eleven. I mean this guy that is a question. I was gonna ask you Short it's like a weird limp. It's like not a medical thing it's just because he doesn't know how to walk or something okay, and and You know so she comes she turns around says well I noticed the cars gone Tell tales we're sitting outside by the way, so we're right by that street.

And I go, well, I didn't see him leave, blah, blah, blah. She begins to bawl and cry. My date is now consoling her. And it's just a shitty thing to do. I don't know how else to describe it, particularly because I didn't express any intention on messing with him or I tried to be clear with him about that. Maybe that was the wrong move. But yeah, I mean, she was she was a mess. It's interesting. I believe the first half of your story, where was the date when you

went up to John? She was sitting down. So he was, I guess he was getting the, I don't know, maybe getting a drink at the bar, coming back to the table. So she's sitting at the table. He's walking towards me as I'm walking out. And I brush up slightly again. I noticed him, because I brush up against him.

And I look over and I see fucking stuttering John. Yeah, and I believe he would just stare at you You know why Dalton because you said you're 25 and he knows he's been doing this a long time You can tell what people are a fan of Just from looking at them a little bit and if you're 25 you don't know him from Stern So he knows you know him from something else, right? So he's staring at you waiting for what he suspects to happen It was the same thing when Opie had Julian briefly and the first thing that

Julie said was like what are you acting like stuttering John? I'm not gonna troll you all he heard was troll and he left So you said the word troll which is what he was waiting for yes, and I believe he didn't want to come back But she didn't see him drive away from the outdoor seating in the, by the car park? Yes, so he's facing the car. If you look it up, you know, people really want to get into the nitty gritty details here. If you look it up, we're sitting on the outside section.

It's, you know, one of the, it's a two seater table. We're not at Booth's. and we're right by the fence. And John is facing towards his car that's parked on the street, she's facing away. Her back is towards us, he's facing us, me and my date. And I'm facing them, my date's facing away from them. So my date's closest to her and me and John are sort of locking romantic eyes you know across the room. But so anyway so yeah yeah I it was just a weird sad and uncomfortable situation. How does it end?

How does that end? She's you're consoling her you've got possibly two dates now things are looking up for Dolphin. I did kind of think I did kind of think about that. She had breast implants. That's interesting I'm you know, what are you gonna do? But by the way significantly taller than him that's you know, and she's in heels which just means she's you know fucking with his head So yeah, anyway, you know the the whole thing was just really sad and I felt bad. I really did because I, again, I'm a fan. It wasn't a, I wasn't trying, I like to, you know, fuck around or whatever and laugh at the guy, but I wasn't, I wasn't gonna, what, you think I was gonna, you know, throw a roll at his

face or something? Alright, so Dalton, I'll tell you that the chat is skeptical of this story. They were believing They're believing everything up to the point where John gets up to use the bathroom and leaves and now she's crying Now and I'm gonna tell you Dalton you preface this with I was blasted out of my mind now here are very very specific details This is why I wish I would have gotten a picture because I figured nobody would believe me. Oh, we believe you ran into him. I'm just trying to get all the details because we love this stuff so much.

Yes, yes. Absolutely, absolutely. And I'm trying to think of anything. I can check my text maybe at some point after I get off and with the girl that I was out with at the time, maybe I could send it to Carl. If I texted her anything, maybe I have some texts with Missy or something. But yeah, I mean, listen, it was just a bizarre... I mean, I just don't know how else to explain it.

Do you remember anything else she said to you when she was crying and confiding in you? Did she say anything about how she met John or what they were doing or if she was gonna meet up with him, anything like that? No, and that's something I wish I would have asked about what they were, like how they got there or whatever. Because she said she didn't know him again. And that's like bizarre. It was an online date.

That's what Jerry Beer Sales told me was that they met through an app. Okay, and he and she's- But why would he be in such an expensive restaurant that's not John Stile at all? It's surprising. Holy fuck, you just made me realize something. He probably told her not to Google him because she told us that they agreed not to look each other up online.

They sound like this is also just like, yes, please, let's not do that. At first I was thinking maybe they're both like Maybe she's embarrassed, but no it probably was Him trying to cover up for you know the shit he gets right, and I said that stutter I'm like you're with stuttering John. Do you know the Howard Stern show she goes? Oh, yeah, you know I grew up with that or whatever So the other question I'm seeing in the chat that I wanna ask you about, so people are like, wait a second, this guy's calling up Anthony Kumya. How does he know Anthony?

How are you friends with Anthony and Missy? Yeah, you know, I used to do a podcast, I used to do a show, and interviewed Anthony once, it was a great time. People may know what America First is, Anthony went out to AFPAC. I bought Anthony dinner, my co host, and we ended up having a ball we, you know, just fucking ran up the town. And it was just a great time.

So me, me and Missy and and Anthony we we guys are all in the KKK together. Okay now this makes perfect sense Now I believe everything you just said So this is such a wild story the fact that John would skip out Do you know that he's get down to the bill? Did you see that the the check came back and she was stuck with it? No, but I mean he left and there were at least she had a drink and he had a drink. So I would assume like I just assume that to be honest. Chas was eating baskets of bread. You want to go for some nice bread?

Oh no, they didn't. They did not get to bread. So really it's not that big of a deal. They didn't eat it. No, it was coming from the bar. They just got seated. Big of a deal. Oh, they didn't eat. Oh, it was coming from the bar. They just got seated Yeah, this was right when they sat down. Oh, so he looked at the menu prices and went She's not hot enough Option yeah, I think it's exactly maybe use that as an excuse to leave. Yeah looking for an out like I was Leaving how did they not it's not a new car She said it was a Mercedes I didn't't see the car. I didn't look at it. She said it was a Mercedes

And you know again She's facing away from it. I'm facing away from it I guess the girl that I'm with who by the again didn't know who stuttering John was didn't really know what was going on I just told her this was a big deal and that I was a fan. And yeah, so I, I, I don't know. I thought I, I saw him get up and go to the bathroom. I did notice that I, cause I saw him stand up and again, I'm like kind of, you know, I'm fan girling a little bit, you know? Wow. What an amazing experience this was. I'm so glad you came on to tell us a story. Tiger Lewis's best story ever, Dalton. Yeah, thank you. You've made your fans here.

Do you still have a podcast or you're not doing that anymore? No, I'm retired, I'm done. Retired? Still fair game though, still fair game since you used to podcast. Yeah, right. Yeah, well, you know, I did radio. I did radio for four years as well and

That so it's always been a passion, but Jesus Christ guys 25 years old. He's talking about yeah, I've been there done that It's a lot. I don't know how you guys. I don't know how everybody does it It's it's too much to worry about but we just make it all up doesn't matter The script that's enough to add them and Chris and then we just make it all up. Doesn't matter. I read the script. I sent off to Adam and Chris and then we just come out here. It's easy. Pretty thrilling. No, what I'm saying. I mean, this is why I wish I would have gotten a picture because I knew no one

would believe that I just watched stuttering. John abandoned his date at a restaurant. That is so, it's just so crazy. Wow. Um, because you, you always, I don't, I mean, I don't know about your chat. I don't know about you guys necessarily, but I almost don't want to assume the worst of the guy. Like I don't want to assume. And yeah, he just did like the worst thing possible. He just like chose to just fuck it up to the back. So I'm like, holy shit. Wow. Wow. That's amazing.

Thank you for coming on and sharing that hang out with us for a minute. Cause I'm going to go through some of the questions for you that are coming in. So if we can hang out for just a minute, but first I want to talk about may 26th, you know, stuttering John has put out, wait for it. May 26th. And before he put out that date, he said he knows Cardiff, who he is, and Cardiff is not a victim, and he's going to finally dox Cardiff,

and put it out there, his name and his photos and stuff. But there's speculation, because we're like, what was he waiting for? If this happened in Hackamania, that was weeks ago now. Like, what do you mean? What are you doing? There is speculation May 26 is actually Going to be the day that he drops a lawsuit on surely and me for dabble house Could you imagine?

It's it's everything a guy could dream for I mean if he tried to sue surely and me. Oh my god He's so fantastic We have a few live shows coming up this year of course Boston We're gonna be in Detroit in September Yeah, there's another thing I'm working on with some creators that we're gonna do in New York State near the city If there's a lawsuit we got to add to our calendar. We're gonna have to do a whole tour If there's a lawsuit, we got to add to our calendar. We're going to have to do a whole tour of the continental United States

because this is going to be incredible. So I'm throwing that out there. There's speculation. Why not get the rumor mill going on that? I just want to read through the transcripts out loud to anyone who'll listen. You were checking out Rob Saul, and I want to go through those clips. Should we bring in the potato to join us for this package? Always you got the pass from Adam. What's up, Cardiff? I was shaking my head no

Mike you can always ask TFU if you want we will never complain about that, but welcome card. Thanks for coming on Wait for it. It's a new kind of things are coming on Wait for it. It's a new game. Thanks for coming out card. I've good to see you buddy Let's see we do have a game coming up by last minute card. I've got a game in two minutes with Tom I'm excited about you son. Yes. I knew it. I told producer cutting for the show I think I made kind of make me a game today Little tear emoji is very upsetting when I thought we didn't have a game to play so Adam you were watching Rob Saul show I believe you and six other people

There's a couple of us I had heard from my sources that Rob has a new relationship That he's in a serious relationship. Oh somebody saw him in Atlantic City I don't think it was Dalton, but somebody saw him, they're reporting back that he has a serious... And he was walking this new relationship? Or... I'm not gonna give any details out, I just, it made me want to check out his show and ask him personally. And I tuned in, because of my own issues, and he was already talking about us. That's the first clip. Oh no shit! Just as you two did, he's the first clip. Oh no. She just says he too did he's already watching. Yeah, I was I was I was

strolling through YouTube today and I see that and I and I watched the whole thing I wasted 28 minutes of my life is that Who are these podcasts Lady coral with his mom wife or the mom wife wasn't there but I saw her yucking it up with him at a, what was it? The a hack a mania when she gets her digs in. Yeah, my wife, you get them. But anyway, uh, yeah, Coral and Adam Bush are like jizzing in their pants because they found some guy, I guess that opened for Stuttering John's band in

1995 and said that the promoter didn't pay him because John got all the door money or demanded all the door money. And they think this is like, I mean, just break it. And they're even saying like, anybody else that's ever went to high school with Stuttering John or, or maybe played guitar in his band, reach out to, I mean, this is, I, this is how desperate they're getting without Stuttering John. They are, I mean, they, I mean, they're in their glory. Now when you get out there, I mean,

the Stuttering John mingle with people that like, no, he demanded his own dressing room. We said, we wanted to meet Stuttering John and he had a private area set up for the typical job. And then, you know, so us talking to someone who had a bad experience with John in the nineties is not showing us how desperate we are without Stuttering John. Also watching Rob Saul proves how desperate we are without Stuttering John. Yes.

Harle cause he was in his failed band the isotopes he said I know how the house works you know and he starts talking this stuff's failed we have a gig this weekend this is how I find out what the fuck are we still playing our show this weekend what's up failing failing he's she's good I thought he said fail is it okay oh music bears like yeah, I know I'll be the biz So say you know you got to get out there and mingle with the people which Jan won't do He does do a spot on Carl though. You got to give him that again By the way, that's every single clip we're about to watch it's all the same

It's just incredible. They just like I wasted my time watching this entire clip but I also know about hackamania and it was hard and Jen was odd the whole dynamics between me and my wife I don't think that he's got that nailed down yet but he's working it out he'll figure it out eventually I'm sure he's workshopping it yeah he's workshopping it'll be good I'm grateful for the plug I'm happy to be there so I super chat him and I don't want to be misconstrued. I don't want to start a fight I don't want him to think I'm trying to do anything Nefarious, so I text him two words dating anyone. Ah, okay

You know, I'm dating anyone. I'm still looking to find that special one like you found with Carl If you can only get mom wife out of the way Don't worry Adam. I I've decided that I am going to You know with with Jenny Jingle's blessing. I think that I will finally relieve her of what she's Been wanting for so long Just some sexual content, you know, cuz Carl was in the closet. Content, you know, power blowing you. I don't know who would be the power bottom. I don't know. I could see them both being power bottoms. Uh, Adam Bush and uh,

he's talking about sex like Mario Bosco. Yeah, right. He doesn't understand how sex works. It sounds like Blowing did you have a did you have a comment there? Cardiff well the guy who hired us for our gig is calling me I gotta call him back when I've done our gig hard band It's fake We're gonna say carded no when Rob asked who the power bottom would be a No when Rob asked who the power bottom would be I oh Quick he said Carl. Oh, I thought you were saying Carl like pause it so he can get no no no He just spitting facts. He's just telling it is fair enough

So this is some weird fantasy that Rob is living right here where he's now sleeping with my wife Who's gross unless he fucks her apparently okay? and Bush and And and Carl. It goes on and on. I understand. I'll play it. But this is another thing. I don't have to. I know for sure. It is my show. But this is another thing where it's odd that like when guys see that their shows with co-hosts that work together really well, like producer Chris has been on the show for many, many years now.

And Adam's become a part of the show every Wednesday. Cardiff and I have been working together forever. It's guys like Rob that goes, they must be gay. Like is that, do you ever watch like the Kansas city chiefs? You're like, wow, these guys all work together so well. They're winning championships. They must be sucking each other off in the locker room I just assumed yeah, okay. Well there you go Talking show stuff we're gonna be listening to stuttering John clips

It's actually not how it goes at all in fact what happens as I go hey Jen can I spend some time with Adam, please? Stop hogging the Adam. Hey, grant That's the real problem. I don't bring it up Jesus Christ, what is he doing? I like how Adam Bush and Lady Carl are like so obsessed about like, you know, they're like Trying to psychoanalyze me. Yeah. When Adam sent me over Rob's talk, I go, we're doing Rob's talk.

Cause I'm so obsessed with analyzing the drunk idiot. Yeah. They start with themselves. Like I know I'm a mess. I've never came on and say hey, I'm not a mess Let me start telling other people how to hold on a second. That's not true at all It hasn't he definitely declared that he's better than all of us is that part of his stick? Mm-hmm, and now he's trying to turn it into like well you guys are saying that I'm a loser I say I'm a loser no no no no You don't get to take that away from us. We get to call you a loser. Still. You didn't get in front of it fastener, right?

Their lives. Cause I I've got it. So together. Now I don't, I've never claimed to be. Yeah, listen, there's nothing, uh, you can say to me that I haven't said to myself in the mirror. Here's another guy doesn't know what angle to take. Yep. So he's trying to work this out in real time. He hasn't put any thought into this, although he's the one who brought it up. So he should have.

So now he's trying to go like, all right, do I make fun of Carl and Adam for being gay or Carl for being a cuck or Carl for marrying Jen, or do I self-deprecate and say why don't I make it fun of me? I know that I don't have a lot of shit going on and then my life's not great And so you guys are kind of bullying me. He's trying everything. He's throwing everything. If you do it all at once that makes a great show Put some space in between them. So it's not the same clip that we're playing But everything you just described are defensive aggressive actions Yeah, the only option that was left out was just answering the question honestly like you would anybody at work who said hey dating anyone Oh, yeah, are you and your co-worker fucking with your mom wife?

I forgot that that's what triggered all of this. I know, it was so long ago. Wow. And this started last time because I said, hey man, what keeps you up at night? I was talking about what kept me up at night. These are not attacks. He's choosing to take it this way. And right now, he's in the middle of explaining how

he is a mess. And he doesn't, and then he stops himself which is pretty amazing. All right, let's get back on this. And pulling my own hair, no I'm kidding. No. No. But you know, I gotta hear from Adam Bush and Lady Carl.

You were just reviewing the show. I did watch the clip of, I mean, chat is so stupid. I don't know. I've had people commenting, I don't know if it has anything to do with Adam, but saying, you should have Adam Bush on your show. You're scared to have Adam Bush on your show. Like if Adam Bush started that stuff with me, and I know that's what he'd want to do. Try to trick me to stumble and, and say something stupid. Like, you have to trick this guy to say something stupid?

Is that what he thinks? It wasn't a trick. I don't know how to be your friend, Rob. No shit. He's just realizing now he got tricked. Yes. While he was talking about how Chad really had one pulled over on him and Chad just doesn't

get it and Chad's to quote him a retard because he doesn't know when he's being trolled. Amazing. This just goes on and on. You can go to the next one. Which is just I never got an answer to my question so I was a super chat which I don't do normally so I asked him if he could just answer it for me. Great Adam bush, please tell us about your girlfriend rob Uh, yeah, uh, why don't you tell me about your lover?

That's that's not even a super chat right there. That's just oh no It was the previous the first one I did dating anyone right dating anyone now now you're just in the chat Okay. Yeah, he doesn't have to bring this up if he he doesn't want to, he's uncomfortable with it, but okay. Let's see how he responds. Adam Bush, Carla. I don't need to tell you anything about my love life. Adam Bush, you're a parasite. Sit there. Yeah. You and you and I'll tell you about my girlfriend. Why you, uh,

you do this talking to Carl about, well. Get the nose, get the nose Rob. He's got a girlfriend. Yeah, Rob, if you know this, but Adam is Jewish, so you can totally go after him like you do Sheila. It's always hilarious when you do that. It's not his fault I look this way. Adam Bush. It's pretty good.

It's a visual gag. It's not wrong. It's a visual gag. It's not wrong. It's ridiculous. It's got you there. Rather, someone were to critique your show. Would they have any fodder at all based on what you... Oh, no. Okay.

I'll leave it alone then. So he does not want to be in reality and doesn't like these questions about his personal life. So we'd like to go back to escaping into his sexual fantasies. Oh, okay. Which is this next clip. They let Jenny Jingles in there for their sessions? Yeah. I guess if she wants some action. That's why I feel like I have to, you know, fuck her. I mean, you know, with her consent, of course.

Well, she wouldn't publicly say that, but I think, you know. Yeah, it's not normally public. If I were to purchase a ticket, please, Rob. I declare. Yeah, you know, when someone pulls out your panties, don't tweet about it. You just kind of give the, yeah, yeah, we can go here.

You know, he said he would need her consent. It's like he can do nothing right in your eyes. I do appreciate that. I'm glad he's not going to essay my wife. He's not going the veto just wall day route with us, which is good. Carl, I have to assign it to him like one of his chores. Like pick up your mandolin, do the dishes, take out the trash, and give me my monthly pity sex. Me and Adam are going to hang out in my room with the door locked.

Mom, wife. I wish. Adam lives in LA. Yeah, it'd be fun. Just drop the pizza rolls off and knock and leave. He's still doing the pizza roll joke. Jesus Christ. Adam coming out holding his privates, completely completely nude grabbing the pizza rolls and pulling them in

Whoa, this sounds like a fantasy. I want to lick hot pepperoni juice off your nipples Adam Rob I was making small talk Wow That sound good. I know I'm hungry. Rob really has just a few things that he says about me and they always come out awkwardly in the wrong order. Hey you're a mom wife and you give her pity sex. Okay. And then she makes you pizza rolls, but you also have to do chores as she tells you to do it. What the fuck does any of this mean? This is his own hangout with his mom or something. It has to be.

I don't even understand where he's getting any of this from. The question was tell us about your girlfriend. And then turned into Adam's naked, but he's holding his junk and he's coming out of Carl's room and he's wet for some reason and dripping And the way the light reflects off of his forehead The fuck is going on Rob what's wrong with you You said he has two impressions three jokes about us, and that's pretty much the extent of it so even the chat starts getting bored and

and that's pretty much the extent of it. So even the chat starts getting bored and a person by the name of Berserker really steps up and takes control of the rest of the show and it's wonderful. Oh good, thank you Berserker. All right. Send Adam the link please. Now I don't want to, I don't want to add, like I don't want

to talk to Adam. Adam Bush. Okay, that's it. How much does shotgunna beer, huh? Jesus. No. Well, it's a hard line about me. He's not going to be, does he's not interested. He, I mean, that's it. He's done. He's a man of principles and morals and he cannot be bought. End of story.

Okay. But can he be bought? Well, let's go to the next clip. Gene is gonna turn on a real quick. I'll respond to this. One of my bigger bills I have for the month is this, how much to send the link to Adam Bush? It will be $722. Okay. That's the bill my highest bill I need to pay this month. Okay. And yes, if you send $722, uh, to my Venmo at Rob Saul or via Super Chat.

I'll send Adam Bush the link. Oh, God, grift. No, I don't want Adam Bush on, but somebody asked me how much, so I'll give him an answer. Okay. I'll give him an answer. Very specific answer too, $722 is what he needs. Yeah, very specific answer to $722 is what he needs like I don't know how bills work

But if someone gave you 300 bucks, it would go towards that bill and you don't we need 422 Pay it off He mentioned it it's specific he's negotiating He starts to negotiate on my behalf now in this next clip. Which by the way, I'm not involved in. All you did was say those two things. Also, it's weird that he's afraid of you. I don't want Adam Bush on my show.

Why not? The clippers might clip it. It might get interesting. People might want to be supporting that and super chatting you. Why wouldn't you do that? I just had a Nazi on my show. We had a bunch of super chats about his greats He does it's not just me he doesn't like any of the chats all of the questions to him even when they're positive They just I don't know why his idea was to do a show where he takes questions

He hates this away. Is it possible that Rob's uncomfortable with himself and then? The issue see I'm now I'm truly the crux of the issue. See, now I'm being the Adam Bush out of the show. You see what I just did? Take that. So you're not going to throw Adam any shekels? I'll give him, all right, you know what? I'll give him the $722 for that bill.

I'm gonna pay, I'll come up with the $22 on my own. Okay. Okay. I'll give it, give that over to Adam. 30 years from now, he can go on a podcast and be like, uh, back in 2025, where I saw only gave me $22 of my payment. What do you think we're going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other.

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I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each other. I'm not going to be talking about each, when I'm 30 years from now? His ship is gonna come in. Okay, fair enough. I've heard that he's got a lot of talent. He's just waiting to break it out for us. Looking forward to it. This thing that he doesn't wanna do, he has a lot of terms and issues that he would like to negotiate for,

and they're very specific in this next clip. And again, you never asked for a link, Berserker said, or someone said, send you the link. And I am not involved in this at all. As far as you know, I've left. This is not my thing. Right. Hold on. Let me answer this guy real quick. Yes, no. Okay. Adam. Adam. Yes to Adam will be on and can ask any questions and I want to truthfully. no, I'm not going to agree to return the money with you. Have any suspicion that I'm not being honest? I told, I say, first of all, I'm nothing but honest. But when I, when I am honest and say like, Oh,

I did this and this back in the day. And then when I go, I don't do it now, they go, Oh, you're not being honest. Like, no, I would tell you, I've been on the air when, uh, uh, I've been doing some wild and crazy shit, like fucking dogs. Listen, at this point I'm an open book. So no, I I'm not going to waste an hour of my time and deal with Adam Bush and then You I got a fight and dispute some $722

Charge because you say oh my god like Rob was not being truthful on this answer He's spending this much time with the chat that has nothing to do with anything It's no this guy is he didn't spend any money I've had thousands of chats come in that I ever looked at during still want to do drugs Carl Yes, you have some I hear He's built this whole his whole fantasy's already got the $700 right now. He's refunding it Fantasy's already got the seven hundred dollars right now. He's refunding it What what what grounds would it be so where you find it

What do you what do you call it nefarious? Nefarious responses, it's not a real thing It's just a comment It's not real life Rob. What are you doing? Why are you responding to this? Why are you thinking it through so much? Rob went out of his way in a clip that was just posted by Stut Joe Depot to explain to John in detail why he should not feel bad for missing any of his child support payments and how it's absolutely, totally natural, happens all the time. In fact, he didn't even miss any.

They were just negotiating. And he totally gets that and understands that and thinks John doesn't have anything to feel bad about. In fact, he's a hero. Oh no. Because of all of that. But I had the audacity in this next clip to ask Rob, what bill is it he wants to pay?

Uh-oh. Good question. What is for that? Why do I have to tell you each and every bill I have? I have a mortgage bill, a mortgage bill, I have condo fees, I have the electric bill, I have the internet bill, right? We know that. I have my chapter 13 bill, right? I have a lot of bills. It's a, and one of them is $722.

It's one of those bills I just named and that's what I'll pay if they want me to do an hour. That's what I'll take in charge for an hour of torture with Adam Bush. All right. So I've only seen speaking to hating women. Hell is V. It was very segue. Oh, G mum with Nick. All right. What's that Chris? Well, I've only seen Rob Saul through our show. I've never watched on my own. Sure.

What is his show normally when he's not doing this shit? It looks like he's watching clips, but he gets so distracted by the chat and just free chat coming in and just talking nonsense that he starts negotiating with. Okay. It sounds like he's totally comfortable with it. He doesn't come in with a plan.

Okay. It doesn't seem. Yeah, it doesn't seem that way If you come to clip 11, yeah Here's here's where I get I get totally hosed. Oh gee mumbling Nick comes in and Finally gives Rob the bombshell that he needs to tie together all of this mom-wife gay stuff that is going on in his head. This is just a fantasy that he created, but wait till OG Mumbling Nick comes in with the ammunition that this guy can use to just validate this whole fantasy and bury me.

I don't know. Uh, Adam Bush played a guy who wanted to fuck his stepmom on an episode of house MD. Love that show. There you go. Jenny jingles. Fucking that's it. fucking typecast right there 695 I can send it PayPal goods. Yeah, he just moves on that's it He has nothing he says Jenny jingles and then goes on to back to how we're gonna get the money to him and Venmo and all the different ways we can pay him and he starts to cut out all the ways that will take money and

Isolate it to how he'll make the most money and does nothing with, I thought was a great little bit he could have ran with. So berserker games is now trying to negotiate the terms of this and I was going to pay. 695 I can send it PayPal goods and services just in case you're trying to get cute during the hour. Yeah, in case you're trying to get cute during the hour. Yeah. You're, you're looking for now. Believe me, if someone pays me $700, I'm going to sit here on our, I've,

I've been humiliated. I've humiliated myself. I've, I've, you're doing it right now. You're negotiating with a fake thing that doesn't exist. Idiot. Adam doesn't want to come on your show. Bzerker games is fucking with you, you moron. At other humiliations. And by the way, real quick, Berzerker here has got it down to $6.95 because he said, I just spent $5 to join your show. So now we're going to take that off.

We're starting with $6.95 and he's just running with it. An hour with Adam Bush is for $700. That's an easy, uh, yes, but I'm not going to do it for free and I'm not going to do it to where you have it to where you can, um, do a dispute with it after it's over with. So either trust me or you don't. that after it's over with. So you either trust me or you don't. I certainly don't trust anybody to give me $700 to do an interview with Adam Bush. Why would you? I, I,

I put out that bill money because I didn't think anybody would pay it. If you're willing to pay it like, fuck, then I'll do it. Or he's already spent this money. None of this is real. We're mind and we can move on with the show But because I don't want to do it, okay, I will do it for seven hundred dollars Okay, it goes on and on it's just she's so pathetic It doesn't make you look good to say this is a thing I don't want to do but I will do for a certain amount of money never makes you look good

No, and it what breaks my heart is that he's convinced will do for a certain amount of money. Never makes you look good. No. And it what breaks my heart is that he's convinced everything berserker saying is real. Right. And everything I'm saying is a lie. I'm just asking if you're dating anyone, this guy's fucking with you. Right? This is the guy and he's mixing up with this guy. What's up with you? Yeah. He gets so in over his head, he has to bring in nasty Neil to help him with this negotiation Jesus like well, what about Adam Bush? What does he get? Like I don't know. I don't want to do it at it Apparently Adam Bush wants to talk to me

I think he Adam Bush isn't here Adam Bush is in here asking questions and trying to get Responses out of me. Yeah, because you don't have a fucking show format, you idiot. What are people supposed to do when they watch the Rob Saul show? Be entertained? They're not. So they get bored and start asking you questions. And you've been responding for quite a while. Right. Yes, you're encouraging it. And now Nancy deals in here. He's got his bag. That's all there is an ass to come on a show and then demand and then asked to be paid. You'd ask to be paid if, if you were the one being asked to be. Yeah, it's not like I'm trying to get, I don't want to,

I don't want to talk to Adam Bush and a Bush comes in here. I should get rid of it. People tell me, Rob, get Adam Bush out of your chat room because you always answer questions Honestly, and that who tells you people your ex-wife So what he does he comes in he's like, oh, I'm yes good question than him and car like Rob saw that he he really bad. Rob saw that he really, uh, losing bad shape. Bad. That's a, he said this and he said, and it's like, and it's me like talking about a past experience and I'm like, ah, yeah,

it was a tough time or whatever. And they're like, yeah, it's still as her to this hurt him so bad. That's not going to be dead. He's still reeling from that. This is about, it really is. Oh no. Sorry, Rob. He probably needs some dirt. Oh man. It's like you guys. You're losers. I mean, you're just fucking trying to bait anything to do with Stuttering John. The guy who's biggest bill is a seven hundred twenty two dollars a month I'm the loser. Okay, and or anybody that's connected with stuttering John and trying to

you know beat them with stupid questions or Beat them, you know what's going on like evaluate the fact that he thinks that someone's trying to beat him with questions tells you everything you need to know about this idiot. Did you guys see me win that conversation? That's not how we think about life. It's not our game plan. Your own life. Look at your own shitty marriage. If your mom wife you have while you're secretly sword fighting, Adam Bush. I mean, get yourself together before you start prying into everybody else. I'm sorry. What fantasy land is this guy living? Where he knows how my marriage is and that

I'm secretly gay behind the scenes. I've only met Adam one time in person. It was Vegas and we didn't even go all the way. It's no secret. Yeah, we weren't secretive about our sword fighting at all it was a bit it's always the people with the most problems and the most psycho in the head that are always trying to help everybody and say no they were offering to pay you quite a good sum of money for him to come on so makes no sense Like if you have to be paid to even have them on then you have to pay the guy I'm like now. Yeah, it's almost like none of this makes sense

Getting dumber and dumber. This is incredible. These are adults right? Broken down to the point where Rob who was John's co-host unpaid for ever how long is now defending Why you shouldn't have to pay anybody that comes on and does your podcast. That's not within your interest Rob I mean this goes on and on okay you can stop it the the I've been gone a while and the chat has just taken over and Someone by the name of opinion has a great question for Rob that he takes Sincere sincerely and doesn't even think there's an ulterior motive.

Rob, did your ex ever call you a bitch in front of your friends? Probably. I know she did a lot of embarrassing stuff. Yeah. I'm going to say yeah, but I mean. You know embarrassing. Yeah. Do that. I mean, she didn't do it.

She used to come on my shows sometimes, but she never did that on the shows. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Like, of course. Of course your wife, anybody that's married, your wife's going to call you a bitch and degrade you at some point. Oh, but when they do it in front of your friends is one thing. I'm in the bad parents.

Never happened to me in my life, but okay. His wife has never told him to take a nap. That's true. Yeah. His wife's never almost accidentally stepped on his mandolin. So yeah, he's got me there. He doesn't play stringed instruments. One of your friends is one thing. They don't a live stream in front of an audience that's willing to rip you apart to begin with anyway, that's really rough.

But yeah, my ex-wife mainly did it to me privately, but yeah, she's done it a few times when people were around. Why are you answering that question? But the bill question was a bridge too far. We're gonna call you a bitch in front of your friends? A couple a couple times a couple times mostly in private, but also a couple titles Publicly Jesus Rob. He doesn't know what questions to answer in which was not to answer he does It's not based on the question It's based on who asked it right I have a very very natural follow-up question to opinions

Okay, here's a response in the middle of winter And so I put Adam Bush and time out he puts you know, he says to you know, I was talking about You know Keanu calling him a bitchy and somebody said this did your wife ever call you a Bitch in front of your friends and I was like probably and I. And I'm like, it's just a it's a horrible thing to do. Not a nice thing that that many puts back. Did you ever get back at her for it? Like, but you know, trying to coax me? No, no. One. Listen, I, I,

you had to put Adam in time out, because he asked a follow up question that you didn't want to answer. Holy shit. This guy is so fragile Could you imagine someone just writes? Oh, so your wife did call you a bitch Like what did you do to retaliate and you're like you're out of here, buddy banned from the chat But where's the guy who first asked if my wife ever called me a bitch? That's my buddy. He's cool I got through that marriage the best I could and I didn't get back at anybody except- You lost your wife to your cousin. That was the best you could do.

Oof. And went bankrupt because they didn't pay your mortgage. That's not the brag you think it is. In court when I got my comeuppings in court. But yeah, as far as getting back, I know it's like, she called it, you know, I've never seen a guy lose an argument to himself. He's trying to get your back. There's no one there. You're just like talking yourself into embarrassment. You've never, Carl, you've never seen. I've watched summary job a few times. Good point.

As far as Adam like coming on the show, I think normal people do. I mean, I guess that's what, you know, like, um, catty, uh, gay guys do like Carl and, uh, and, and Adam Bush, you know. I think I'm, I think it would have been, uh been you and Adam on the show. I think it would have been clipped all over the place. But what was the 700 bucks for him to beyond? That seems like a good deal. It was like, all right, so let's talk about what the downside would be.

You make money. People are going to clip it. It'll be interesting. Again, what's your problem? What's my cut? Yeah. And none of this even exists It's not a real offer and hasn't asked to be on the show none of this exists and yet for some reason He's debated how long did this go on for it seems like we're covering a lot of time. It was a long time

I was not there for long periods of time. I would come back and check in and they were just still negotiating lawyers were there it was Magical so I tried to just gay like spending time with your wife. What were you doing? Yeah? Yeah, we were sword fighting He I try and If you're if you're feeling bad for Rob and all I understand it But I just want to remind you that this clip of Gino that he's been trying to get to for the last Hour and a half is so he can rag on him for having a day job So that's what I'm keeping him from Which Rob has a job outside of broadcasting obviously. He talks about it nobly

Multiple times throughout this episode and he is correct. So why it's different when it's Gino and he can't wait to Rag on that guy. I don't understand We haven't talked about this on the show, but Gino is working with this company that puts tick-tock videos out where Gino's like Maybe we did talk about on the show. I forget about a lot of shows, but he is pitch man Any and he goes out and he sells like trash cans and all sorts of different things And I gotta say Gino's fucking great at it It's easy to clean all the fat just goes right down the side it's great. Oh, no, I thought it put in a special drink All the fat just goes right down the side. It's great.

Oh no, I thought it put in a special drink. Even if you weren't friends with Gino or even if you don't like what he does, if you heard he's doing that, you'd be like, oh, that's a good fit. Like, that's a guy to sell stuff like that. That makes perfect sense. Shit on him for it.

Just really shows your character. So I try and get some closure in this last clip. Okay, great. Listen, Adam Bush, I'm not gonna tell you who I'm dating. I mean, I'm fucking your mom and Anna McGann of the free chat said Rob you never said you were dating Mom and Jenny jingles, but I'm not gonna tell you who I'm dating. They don't want to be involved in this universe Adam Bush What a loser a loser. I mean, listen, you and, uh, that's a, you and Carl, putting a video camera in the,

I see where this is going. Bedroom while you two were a sword fighting while Jenny jingles is, uh, you know, packing your lunches for the next day, getting your juice boxes ready, putting away the mandolin. Sounds like a nice life. Yeah. I like juice. She better be cooking me dinner right now. I can hear her in the kitchen. I don't want a fucking juice box or a lunch pack. I want dinner tonight. Wow, Rob's got a lot of issues it seems like. It's got a lot of problems he needs to to work through I'm not making friends. No, could you imagine? I don't know if he sees a psychiatrist Seems like he doesn't but if he talked to like a therapist or a psychiatrist

They're trying to unpack all of this. I Mean, this is a project start. That's what I mean. You're sitting there going Okay What's should we talk about his ex-wife, should we talk about the kids, should we talk about Bob Levy? You bring up sword fighting a lot. Right.

It is worth hearing to remind us, because we forget some of John and Rob together, because he's so angry and aggressive and sexual and predatory that to see him just yes ending everything John says and you know explaining away the worst behavior a human is capable of is pretty remarkable disconnect. I want to thank producer Chris for pulling some clips for us today of our buddy John Gobblecon on the show right now with John Gobblecon. Brad Williams was the guest. Brad Williams of course is a little person of our buddy John Gobble kind on the show right now with John Gobble. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Brad Williams was the guest. Brad Williams, of course, is a little person. He's a very funny comic. Yeah. You said little person first. Yeah. Cause that's, that's what you notice first. Not that he's funny. Anyways, in my clip one, uh, they get to know each other and there's a little reveal at the end of this. Oh, okay. Pete Dinklage, he goes on Marin.

Yes. And Marin's like, WTF? Exactly. And then Dinklage says that we're still doing that whole Snow White thing. Disney panics, takes the dwarves out of the live action Snow White, replaces them with Snow White and the seven Magical Beings, which looks like a drum circle at Chico State. People get angry about that, so then they say, all right, we'll bring the dwarves back.

Then they bring them back as CGI, not actual little people. So I'm a dwarf actor. Yes. I'm in movies. I'm in the upcoming Spinal Tap 2. Oh, sick. And- Wait, wait. Yeah. Do we get an exclusive? I'm in I'm in movies. I'm in the upcoming spinal tap to oh Yeah So I thought that was kind of taste that's awesome I saw that there was a trailer or something or a teaser on I haven't watched it. I forgot all about it

Yeah, we are so excited Yeah, they continue to connect in my number two being both little people or creatures. I had a feeling we were, producer Chris and I were talking about this at rehearsal last night because I haven't watched this. And I thought that John Gobblekhan would be excited to have another smaller person. You know it. That they can relate to. A lot of times.

Can I ask? Yes. Does he always make his guests, make his guests sit in a giant throne? Yes. Just this? No, that's, that's just a normal size chair. Yeah. A lot of times people who are not a part of a certain community. Sure. I know being a goblin, everyone's always trying to put stuff on me. Yep. That aren't a part of a certain community feel like they know what the people in that community will be offended by or not. And what ends up happening is they overcompensate and it ends up screwing that minority community. I think you should start writing for the New Yorker.

I would start reading the New Yorker instead of just doing the puzzles every day. Right. Yeah, you know, the reason that we're watching this at all is because we rarely cover anything that we actually like. Right. And I'm driving down to Florida with Vinnie Paulino, and you know, there's a lot of time to talk and 24 hour trip. He says, what podcast do you watch? And I'm like, well, I'm always catching up on the dabble verse. So I don't actually watch any for pleasure. Oh, there is one guy I catch up on and that is John Gobblecon. So who, by the way, we didn't set this up because I feel like we're running long, but he sings for Necro Gobblecon, a very cool metal band. He's co-singer, there's two singers.

We went and saw him when he came to Rochester, what was it, last summer? Yeah. And goddamn they put on a hell of a show. They're a great band. If we could hear all the instruments at once, they would be tits. Yeah, I know, the sound of that place isn't great,

but the band is fantastic. And John Gobblecon was just the mascot, he was just in the music videos, and now he's become one of the singers of the band. He's great. Yeah, he was just the hype man, but now he's everything. So it turns out, and I have not fact-checked this, but I think John Goblikon is actually doing stand-up also,

and he offers a tip to Brad when he's on the road. It's almost unfair if this guy shows up to the comedy, oh, I gotta fucking follow the goblin. Right! Jesus Christ. Number three, Maestro. It's almost unfair if this guy shows up the cow because I got a fucking foul the goblin right she's right number three maestro You know have like I'll eat one or two bottles of whatever the local booze is you know I'll just I'll just Yeah, all in one of the whole bottle. Yeah, there's a glass in all oh, that's the best part. Yeah, okay

It's like the the booze kind of gets like stuck in the glass It's really good. Oh, I love that So it's bottles of liquor okay as one does when you're on the road, you know We don't have time for all of the clips, but there is one They go on at length and I just have to know more about this film called Tiptoes. It has to do with dwarves. Yeah. That's the one. So this is a stellar cast in a garbage movie,

Trucker Andy, regular Kaylee. We gotta check this out and talk about Tiptoes. We can't do it now, but let's go to clip forward. We got more terminology and more connecting Short King you hear it a lot of that. Yeah, what's your vibe on short King short King? I'm not a huge fan of it to me It's a kind of condescending also I get lumped in with the guys that are like I don't know how how tall are you goblin? I'm like half of a door frame

I don't know how tall are you goblin? I'm like half of a door frame Half of a door frame. Yeah, okay good like because like you're like you're a goblin your race of people Typically smaller right very much. Yeah Yeah, I mean we can't stand up straight exactly. I have dwarfism Which is a condition, but then you have these guys out there, they're like five foot three, just acting like, they're the, oh, oh, I'm one of you. No, you're not. Okay. No, you're not.

You can ride any roller coaster. You can rent a car. You are not, you're not going through the same struggles. You hear that, Sutterick John? Yeah. Oh, I'm glad you brought him up. Cause in number five, we've got some inside baseball on the subject of height, we also though heard a little

Melting can relate to this guy too. Well, yeah Although Melton is a monster. Yeah Kenny show his face Yes I'm sorry your next clip number five. you'll think of a certain stuttering fuckface. The bear? Jeremy Allen White. How tall is he?

Five-seven, which means he's five-five. Exactly. I know that. I know how Hollywood works. Every time I see an actor's height, I'm like, okay says he's five seven Which means he's five six, which means he's five five exactly because no man ever says Whenever you ask a guy. Hey, how tall you no one says five eleven? No, no one it will never happen No, oh, I'm six feet tall. That's a height that does not exist in our world Apparently because I've never met a guy that says oh, yeah, five foot 11. Why are you five 11? Yeah?

I've never met Brad Williams if you would ask me I would have told him really so much drivers license everything But Dick Madison has a theory on this because he's like women don't like shorter guys, so just lie Just just say you're six foot. We don't know They have no idea what six foot looks like and then then you go to the meat market and you meat. Right. That's the problem with that. If there's like a rule at restaurants, they know nobody will buy the cheapest bottle on the menu.

So it's not even there. It's just like a decoy. Right. It's interesting because I've seen a ton of episodes of this show and this guy, the goblin, is always so consistent and so amazing, especially when race stuff comes up and he places his Goblin hand in it. It's really entertaining. But you can tell that like the Goblin makeup really makes this guy work.

It really, if he wasn't in it, it just wouldn't land the same way. So if John were on this show, he would absolutely refuse to work with this guy and I'm asking you Cardiff What's gonna happen after May 26th? Negative once we all find out your name and what you look like and right. How does that change the bit? What happens I've changed the narrative. He's gonna sue Carl and I'm gonna get the zoom court link Now that would be awesome well, he's gonna do it from a classroom. It's gonna be glorious. That's gonna be amazing So that is uh, that's where the devil verse needs to go a lawsuit. You know, we've had I think Two full seasons or iterations of the devil verse now. We're ready for number three

I think it's the lawsuit is shit's been coming down the pike for a while. I know I can't wait for the lawsuit Oh, it's gonna be so fantastic Who they kill off in season four whoa Robson As soon as Jack has back rocks on immediately out of the picture Ray DeVito and French Hanna out of the picture. Ray DeVito and Frenchy Hanna butt heads. Pshh. I still think they're the same person,

but you have one more clip. Yeah, I got one more clip. There was some Peter Dinklage dissing at the beginning of this. We circle back, and you know, there's a little respect here. Okay. This is how you know I'm unbiased.

Short King. What? Short King. My liege leash I'm gonna applaud you bread darking listen this growth I just witnessed inner growth you witnessed it yeah I like that you specified inner growth because I'm not growing on the outside yeah so John Gobb is very likable he gets some good Gats on there I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. I didn't even mean to. That's funny. Yeah. So, John Gobb is very likable. He gets some good gats on there, and I love checking in on him whenever I can.

So is Brad Williams, by the way, for that matter. So that was our podcast we actually like segment. Nice. I would just imagine if you do ask Peter Tinklage about what it's like being that height and living that way, he would have some opinions on it and speak from experience and not shit on that guy for saying He's a hero for being a short king and argue with him that he's not really that short at all when you compare him to But blah blah blah the way John does and that's right talk right? And it's also worth noting that tippy-toes stars Gary Oldman. Yes, dude Matthew McConaughey

Yes, Kate back in sale Peter Dinklage with Trisha our cats. What's the point of this movie? They try to like teach people a lesson. It's a girl dating a guy who from a family of dwarves and So this is why I really want to see it instead of CGI or any sort of trickery They have Gary Oldman who plays a little person on his knees with the shoes on his fucking ass like dwarf So yeah, we're gonna do a deep dive Gary the actor sounds amazing All right guys. Thank you so much for being here supporting the show watching the show. We've done a lot today

We're got a lot more to do we have tunes with Tom coming up and he's gonna be on we have reviews we have voicemails But first we got to talk about the upster Bah bah bah bah bah bah I'm the man, I'm the man. I'm the like to see my friends get strung along by the hot chick So I'm glad that you're over it. Well, Opie is back. Those red lips make me think there's a beat. Oh, so Opie is back to his hilarious pranks and He's walking around Manhattan. There's a lot of stuff to do in Manhattan. And so this video that he put out is entitled, Opie's dinosaur dash epic museum money shot exclamation point. It's gotta be great. It's an epic museum money shot.

Round and round. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me show you. That's fun. That's the first time we get a glimpse of what Opie looks like when he's walking around Manhattan with his phone and his camera out. You can see the reflection in the revolving door right here.

He's winning all over the place. Look at this guy. Is he from New York originally? Is that where he's from? He's from Long Island. Is that how he? Sorry. No,'s from? He's from Long Island. Is that how he... Sorry. No, go ahead.

He looks like a tourist. He looks more like a tourist than any of those people he harassed on the bridge and he's lived there his whole life. The cheese people. The cheese people. We know what you're talking about. Cardiff. Is that how he manages the two separate channels? One phone. The camera's recording. One's for Opie Un at least to the other was for

okay radio no you do know why different angles of the same you do know why he has this right Cardiff oh you don't okay listen to this is amazing so Opie has realized it is live streams because he's using 4g or 5g or whatever the audio the video quality isn't always great sometimes like a pixelated or cut out So what he does is he still does the live streams? But he's recording it with an HD camera at the same time with the 16 by 9 aspect ratio So then he goes home and swaps out the video with the good video on the stream So if you watch it after the fact it's higher quality

I got to say I wish I knew that for Gene Simmons and Wegmans. Right. I would have got a much better video I'm glad you didn't do that. Yeah This is so sad Oh man, look at that dinosaur. Boo! Boo! Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. All the way in, all the way in. I gotta exit.

Can I exit? He is right backwards. Oh that way? Okay, can I just, should I get the dinosaurs? Sir, oh you want in on the dinosaur pit? Get in, get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! That was it.

Let me remind you, the title of this video again was Opie's Dinosaur Dash Epic Museum Money Shot. And he put this out on purpose. Oh yeah, he's very proud of it. I would rather watch a video of him walking us through the museum. Showing us what's there. Wouldn't it be great? Yeah, because they were going to let him in with his camera.

I think he was planning on getting kicked out for filming. The guy's like, come on in. And he's just like, oh shit, I don't have a ticket. I gotta go. He's used to people being like, you can't do that in here. Get the fuck out. In every OP video we've watched over the last couple weeks There's one moment where the person he's harassing looks at him with a big big smile and says unbelievable. Yeah

Hope he thinks he won that like it's Over on that guy. All right. This video is called toilet mishap my hilarious Korean airport disaster Oh, no now you hear that and you go. This is gonna be a story. You might lose your channel carl Wow I'm willing to risk it for this video. That's how good it is You gotta get a bidet bubby I was in the airport in chon in south korea. Yeah, and i'm like, oh cool. They got me I want to know let me check it out. So I go in and do my ways. Yeah after a 16-hour flight line you and it's got the little button panel

But it's all in Korean. So I'm like here was nothing. I Picked one and it was hot water. Oh damn and I just I my reaction was to yell In an airport bathroom, you know 75 other people in there and I had to like mash buttons until it turned off I think I think it's not gay if it's hot water what Opie left in his tag so the owner of gabhardt tells the story about using a bidet in South Korea and OP goes, I think it's not gay if it's hot water because anything in the butt has, you have to make a joke about being gay. That's wrong. Even though the guy was talking about being scalded in the asshole.

Right. OP made it. OP turned into a gay sex thing because that's what guys like Rob Saul and OP do. They don't know anything else other than guy stuff. Yeah, and Aaron Imholed too. It's just like, oh, gay. It's just, that's gay. I can't get enough dicks in my body.

That wasn't me. It wasn't me. I didn't mute Adam either. All right, guys. Opie just did a livestream yesterday, and he's in a very good mood. He's very excited, and there's a good reason for that. He's back in the Hamptons. He's out of Manhattan. He's no longer 500 feet above the city. Let's swim to the moon, baby.

On a moonlight drive. I'm in a doors loop. Oh my God. Good morning everybody. Welcome to my live stream. Yeah, we're at the ocean. My happy place. He's back at his happy place. Doggies out there behind him. His black mouth is back and full of fact. I came with a funny song parody idea. If anybody wants to run with this black mouthed bum Soundgarden Yeah, okay, just started out there black-mouthed woman Yeah, okay. There you go. You can go with that as well

So opi has a birthday coming up. Oh, he's the birthday boy I'm at the ocean because I got a birthday coming soon and I decided to start celebrating a little early. So I came out here because the fishing is fantastic. They're catching striped bass in that ocean right now. So I came out for a couple days, little birthday present for myself. Gonna be hanging, hopefully hopefully with my brother today

and a couple other friends. We're gonna be on that beach all day fishing. I'm just all about it, that's for sure. John Kort's down there in Philly, how are you brother? This is good for Opie. I'm very happy for him. He needs to hang out with actual friends, family. He needs to go out and do activities and hobbies and you can tell it's

a different energy. He's a diff, not since he was in Atlanta with his buddy there, have you seen him so lit up and positive? You could say hopefully. He said hopefully. Well, that's true. I mean, you likely won't see any of these people, but he's the point I'm trying to make Adam is That he feels like it's possible like possibilities are endless with them right here

Your point is clear because I heard him say the other day when he was in his Manhattan apartment He was like oh, I didn't run into my friend today He didn't come by my friend that works in the building your friend that works in the building That sounds like a maintenance man that you bother That's nice to you and won't tell you to go away because you're a tenant. That's that's your dad in the home talk Like oh, yeah, you missed it. My friend was just by the nurse Yeah, but he's my he's my friend Yeah, he'll be back

Let's see when he comes back around. That's fine. He's on his way right now He'll be back. I'll see when he comes back around. That's fine. Well, he's on his way right now Well, I think this is very good for opi because he has not been well for a while and the truth slips out here Mikey says damn actually looks nice out there for once lol Cheers to everybody. Hope you're doing alright. There's doggy doggy's loving life he's like me he gets depressed in the city whoops i don't think opi wanted that to slip out just now opi is depressed in the city and this is why and i knew that i mean anyone who's watching these shows can tell what's going on with them but this is why it's so bizarre when someone's like,

so Opie, you moving out of that apartment and he gets all upset? Why do you think I'm moving? Cause you're miserable. You're living in a penthouse, one of the greatest places in Manhattan to live, possibly the entire earth, and you're miserable. And you go to the suburbs and you see a house

and a family and you go, holy shit, why see a house and a family to go. Holy shit Why can't I have that? It's all he wants There's a yard with him and doggy and smiling faces and neighbors walking by and waving He's always talking about these people we never see. Yeah. Mm-hmm So he goes on to talk about how shitty doggies life is which okay, I have to tell you Having a dog in Manhattan not great in my opinion But imagine being in a building or

Imagine being in a building Where you have to go down an elevator that who knows how long that takes to go get up and down in order to just go outside. Dogs just want to be outside. That's all they're looking for. And so things are not great for Doggie at the Manhattan apartment. But Doggie, he's like, thank you for air. He has been out on that deck ever since I got here late yesterday afternoon. He refuses to come inside because in the city he's basically in a, in a, in a apartment, 500 feet above the streets of New York city, until someone takes him for a walk. Right. And I think they're poisoning dogs in this city. Okay. I'll back up to that for just one second. There's no doggy door for your place.

Of course that's what he gets to go out and actually have fresh air. No shit. But this right here, it's crazy. Or a walk. And I think they're poisoning dogs in this city. We got a suspicion. Listen to this conspiracy theory that's coming out right here. And again, Opie, why do you live in Manhattan? I told Opie this when he lost his job on Sirius. I said, you gotta move out of Manhattan. There's no reason for you to be there. My kids have friends. That was 10 years ago.

They probably have all different friends now, you idiot. Cause you got the dog owners, then you got people that hate dogs and hate dog owners. And you know, we got to pee where we, where we can find a place. It's not easy. So, you know, the got to pee where we, where we can find a place. It's not easy. Uh, so, you know, the dogs are peeing on trees and bushes and this and that. And, uh, you know, uh, some of the, some of the locals don't like that. So they're laying down shards of glass and a few of us are

very suspicious that there might be some chemicals being poured on things. Oh yeah. Chemicals being poured on things. Oh, yeah Why do you live there? This is crazy. He lives in a place where they think the neighbors are actually trying to murder his dog Yeah, yeah, but where are these other people that he's talking to about the dogs being poisoned? That's a good question What crazy neighborhood Facebook group is he in? That's where that's taking place he is a busybody this one he's talking to the doorman and all the neighbors the maintenance guy and

They got these experiences. He said something strange there when he said till someone takes the dog. Yes. Yes The scene not walk his own dog. We've never seen him out when he's been unleashed He never has a dog with no He never does we did see a video where the dog pooped and he got very excited and played with the dog's poop Yeah, but that was just a one-off thing. I don't see it very often Cardiff it was like El Guapo and the three amigos He started talking about how the dog was depressed and halfway through that he started talking about himself And that's when he said till somebody comes by and just takes him for a walk. Yeah Could it be a global that maybe you're not so upset about me, but Well, this is later on in the show when he has Ron the waiter that dynamo comes on and

Ralph P is in the chat and Opie is a bond with Ralph P the show when he has Ron the waiter that dynamo comes on and Ralph P is in the chat and Opie has a bond with Ralph P. Hi Ralph P. Good morning, G.H. Good morning, Ralph P. I always say hi to Ralph P. because he's my fellow New Yorker that hates the city. He absolutely hates it too. And I'd guess that Ralph P. doesn't have as nice of a setup as Greg Opie used. Imagine what Ralph P doesn't have as nice of a setup as Greg Opie used Imagine what Ralph P is thinking in his tiny studio apartment that he lives in Where he's just got no space and it's just obnoxious and and hope he's like, yeah, it does suck around here It doesn't it's just like you have two floors in that building right there at the very top

Fuck you. I Feel like this guy's full time job is just making OP feel better and trying to protect him from all of the things that will upset him, which are everything. It's just always juggling all these plates. Remember when they would get parts in the basement and that he realized nobody had commented and like he shut the stream down? The look on all of their faces was like

they had fucked up. Yes. Yeah. They didn't protect him. But, Adam, I know you're a big New York guy. We've talked about this. Queens specifically, apparently. We had a lot of Queens talk earlier on before the show

started. But you got to agree with me. Like New York's a young man's city. You can age out of New York. It's not for older people. It's like one of the only places that senior citizens can not be in a home because they can take an elevator and then walk across the street to the bodega and come back.

So there are actually older people that can only live in New York because it's the only place where you're going to find a walkable, protected, safe thing where you could kind of live alone. But the only thing everybody says consistently about New York City is that it's best if you have money. And it's really hard when you don't. And we know that's the one thing he has

and he still can't make it work. Yeah, I mean, if you don't have money coming in, it's rough, man. It's just draining. And I think that's how OP is feeling about his situation in New York. So he's back at the beach. He's there without the family. He's very excited. He brings on Ron the waiter for some reason. Ron is either the stupidest guy I've ever seen, or he's just not paying attention or something. They're talking about that Mexican naval ship that ran into the Brooklyn bridge. Of course, that was the big news that happened.

I got to be honest. I was hoping you were on that Mexican ship. I was really hoping, Ron. I was really hoping that you were one of those guys that were dancing in the mass way up high. A few moments later. Did you know, did you see all the Mexican sailors on the mass? Yes. That's why I said I wish you were up there with them, Ron. Oh, I don't even know you would fall to your death.

Do not get jokes, Ron. What's your problem? You idiot. During the the show Ron is the Jewish Akeem Woods now Akeem Woods we played the clip on Zach Amiko's morning zoo where he didn't know anything he was just like oblivious to Mike Myers was Kelsey Grammer and just everything they brought up he's just like I don't know what that is well it turns out that Ron's in other ways guys just so doesn't know anything about anything and Opie's talking about those bridges that were built low supposedly to keep brown people out of the beaches and

Moses Correct. Yes. Yeah, that is correct Cardiff I'm glad you knew that because there's a guy who doesn't know that and very loudly doesn't know that. Uh, uh, first of all, you're talking about Robert Mosley who designed, who designed that. No Robert, uh, Moses, not mostly not mostly Robert Moses. It's Robert Mosley. It's not Mosley. It's not Moses. Moses prodded the red seat. It's Robert Moses. It's Robert Mosley. It's not Mosley. It's not Moses. Moses is part of the red scene. It's Robert Moses.

It's not. It's Robert Mosley. It's not Robert Moses. It's not Robert Mosley. It's Robert Moses. Did not give us the 10th commandment. Two hours later. Two hours later Moses It's Moses Look he designed Central Park What a fucking idiot he's screaming about this and incorrect correction,

screaming about this. Then Opie goes, no, here's the proof right here. I was right all ideas anyway. So like I was saying, he's at Central Park. He's also known for what's the point of this guy? Why is Opie friends with Ron the waiter? Why is he on the show? But I, I, I guess, I think, you know know I still have some hope for OP deep down there's some hope for OP and even when he was doing that I thought is he at least trying to do a bit with this guy was this a bit but when he pulled his phone out that he was googling it it was not a bit he was actually having this argument with Ron the waiter not a bit at all

Ron can never stop talking he always has to be talking for some reason. His audio sucks. This gets talked about in the chat throughout this episode. I didn't point any of those clips, but it's because Ron's just using his phone. He doesn't have a microphone. He doesn't have a setup.

He's a poor loser. And Opie gets so bored by Ron talking that Opie has to entertain himself. Pulled out a dog. So the cool isn is so strong that the ship kept gaining speed and then people said, so what is it? What about the fucking tugboat there? The tugboat didn't do anything. So Opie just swaying back and forth and I'm watching this like sped up to get to the good

parts and I just see like, Oh, we do this. That's hilarious. So I put it in real time and I pulled the clip and it's pretty fucking fast. Oh, be swayed back and forth. He's so bored with Ron. Ron's talking about this, uh, the Mexican Naval ship for quite some time. Hope he's like, all right, man, that's enough of that. But no, Ron has a joke and he has to get it out Poor mexicans felt a few of them to their deaths

And then everyone was horrified on the shoreline. It looked like a fucked up piñata. You know what I mean? By the way, I had some friends who were there and they they heard when the ship started to hit the bridge Right heard the distance Do you yeah, there's nothing to get Ron ryan claims he's a stand-up comic And this was his joke about sort of the mexicans.. I mean, it's right that level with this. I don't know what he's doing with this guy. He's terrible. His audio quality sucks. He lives in a shithole.

He brings nothing and all he does is talk over Opie the whole time. I feel like I feel like they talk about the show afterwards. And Opie's like, I'm sorry I came down on you so hard with that head shaking thing. You know, I'm just giving you the business. He's like, I'm sorry. I said that stuff about the Mexicans. I might have cut you off hard with that head shaking thing. You know, I'm just giving you the business. And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I said that stuff about the Mexicans. I'm going to cut you off. No, no, no, we're doing great.

We're doing great. This is all really great. I wonder if there's any communication outside of this where they go, what could we be doing better? I have a feeling that conversation never happens. Maybe, Obi, you speak in a higher voice. Try that. There you go.

Very good. So Obi finally cuts off this conversation that goes on way too long because he's going, Ron, nobody cares. So you're giving us too much information. And so Opie tries to reset and he's like, all right, what else can we talk about? So what else is going on? I mean, the Mexican ship thing is huge. The, uh, the start of summer is right around the corner. Again, it's always weather with Opie. He can't stop himself.

He made fun of morning zoos with Jocktober for all those years and all the reasons what makes morning radio boring. And Opie's go-to is always like, it's nice outside. It's going to be nicer next week. It's raining out. Can you believe this? Winter into summer? Can you believe this? Winter into summer? Can you believe this? This is him trying to change the subject into something more interesting. So Ron tells Opie that he looks dark. His is the visually, it's not all that appealing. Obviously he's always backlit.

His mouth is black as we know. So, uh, Opie takes the opportunity here to talk about his schedule. However you are in the shadows. Well, I'm in the shadows because I can't like this properly. Unfortunately. Um, I got to, I got to figure this out because the morning live streams been a little Willy nilly. I'm taking a little time off because the kids, you know, it's the last few weeks of school, lots going on.

There's field days and pajama day and egg drop day and pizza day. And let's sleep over at the school day. What does any of this have to do with Opie's schedule? And I don't think his wife works. I mean, does she have a job? Is he the one who has to take care of all this stuff? But the kids school year is ending. So they have all these activities and hope he can't live stream because of it because of pizza day he they just had Easter and the wedding

like it's back to back to back over there exactly what I was gonna say it's not stop but yeah how does it keep up it's so insane if he's trying to audition for a job back on radio they're not to like all this PTO he's been taking. Ron's going to sign off and go a little professionalism would really help. Right. So that leads to Opie giving us an update on his live stream because as Ron just pointed out, we can all see, Opie could never get his lighting right. His face is always dark and it looks terrible.

So, but when I get out here for the summer in another week or two, I gotta figure out the lighting because we'll be doing the live stream every morning from that deck, like the old days. So bear with me, the regular live stream's gonna be here and there for the next couple weeks. Go ahead, Rod. So you hear that?

He's gonna figure out his lighting. Wouldn't that be incredible? I bet he won't I'm gonna guess that it's gonna look terrible all summer long and he won't do anything about it The question was you got to fix your lighting and he explained why he doesn't he's not going to he's busy his kids have lives There's lots of things there's lots of houses and yes, I'm definitely gonna do that. Yes Like he immediately changed the subject and then came back and goes, but you're right, I probably should do that at some point. That's what I do every morning.

I hate when you ask somebody why they haven't done something successfully and they're like, well, I did try at some point. Right. Yes, we're asking why you stopped. Yeah, exactly. All right, so Opie starts talking about how his kids are in private school and Ron's like, ah, yeah, of course. He goes, he goes, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. That was my only option. And this is a God and Anthony points this out from time

to time. This is again, where Opie proves that he's a little racist when it comes to Brown people that he lives near. I'll be honest with you. You want to hear this? My, where I live and I live in a nice area, uh, my kids would go to a horrendous school where they got armed guards. It just, there's a, there, you know, there's, uh, there's some housing in the area. There's some housing and I'm sure there's some nice people

in the housing, but my kids would be a extreme minority in this school, let's just put it that way. An extreme minority. Oh, there's not enough white people at this school to send it to a public school. It's interesting how it got to that. Now you can talk about armed guards, you can talk about rough neighborhoods and stuff,

but Opie then goes to, and there aren't a lot of white people. What did Ron say next? I'm talking about. Is it incredible that Opie went right to race with that? And I'm sure there's fine people in this housing. Good save. Maybe a couple of them out of 84 units.

Jesus Christ. Doesn't he know what he's supposed to say? It's the crime. Right. All right, so then Opie gets another rib in on his buddy Ron. He likes to rib him from time to time. I just got a report that there was a great white sighting

kind of close to here Ron So now I'm gonna give you the big invite to come out here and go swimming. I Get it These two are not real friends. He wants around to die. Yeah. Yeah, that's the joke. There's sharks in the water So come out here and go swimming But the truth is is that Ron would never be invited to the Hamptons Vic Henley what asked to go to the Hamptons during the lockdown, the pandemic, and Opie said no.

Like, these are not Opie's friends. The Gebhardt crew, he goes there and tolerates them and does this little livestream, but they're never invited out to the house or to hang around the family or any of this. There was something about the way he said, Oh yeah, you really do live in a nice neighborhood OP that was like, that's not your friend. That's not how friends talk to each other. This is a quad stuttering John Robb stuttering John. This is they're holding on to something that they can't even explain because they think

it's going to help their career or something. Yes. Ron, I think is up in the Bronx or something like that. And he's going, yeah, Upper West Side, you better say your fucking neighborhood's good. Are you kidding me? Look at this shithole that Ron's living in on a crappy device with no microphone. People throughout this episode on the channel are just like, Opie, can you buy Ron a microphone if you're going to have him on your show? And someone someone's just like you can't put this out as a podcast

Episode it sounds like garbage you're blocked right? It's like it never never helps All right. This is my favorite part of the show i'm gonna end with this Andy's opi starts talking about andy kaufman And opi is a huge andy kaufman fan And Opie is a huge Andy Kaufman fan. Interesting. Everything's fine. By the way, Andy Kaufman, that's a fucking compliment.

Oh God, he's one of my heroes. I studied Andy Kaufman. I read everything about Andy Kaufman. I've watched every possible video I could find of Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman, I know all about Andy Kaufman. I could bore the shit out of this audience with of Andy Kaufman Andy Kaufman. I know all about any carpet I could bore that shit out of this audience with my Andy Kaufman knowledge So we always talk about how Opie doesn't really have deep knowledge in any subjects and he's not interested Which is why he's not interesting and he finally brings up. I know everything there is to know about Andy Kaufman

Well, that's interesting. I want to know more about Opie's knowledge on comedian Andy Kaufman. That's the brilliance of Andy Kaufman. He didn't give a shit about his audience. You had this alter ego. What was it? Rico something? What?

You had this alter ego with the guy with the... You can hear me. What was this alter ego's name? Remember? Yeah, I forgot. Dude. Oh, I forgot his name, man. You can hear me yeah Ego's name remember yeah The dude oh, I forgot his name man Something yeah, like the class Yeah, Tony Clifton yes, I could bore the piss out of my eyes all my knowledge of

Easiest I don't know that and even tried to buy himself time. Yeah, he's like He stretched yes That one out and so I chatted in Bob Zamuda, and he did not acknowledge that cuz he probably has no idea You're blocked Did you notice how many times he said the name Andy Kaufman when he was talking about how much you knew about Andy Kaufman? I know Andy Kaufman Andy Kaufman was great. He hated his audience. Great. Of course I read of war and peace. Yes. That was amazing though. I was so excited when he had no idea who Tony Clifton was. That worked out perfect. Let's bring Annie on the show. Annie, our review girl.

What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Hello to you. Are you ready to play a game with us? I'm ready to win this time. Yes. That's the right attitude. I like it I'll wins again two minutes with Thomas can't do to buy my four wins in a row. Sorry like that Let it go. No, it's definitely four fuck off. Let's go, baby It's time everyone's favorite you new game show, Two Minutes with Tom. What do you say ladies and gentlemen? And Adam Bush, are you ready to find the bomb? Playing Two Minutes with Tom.

Our final act of the evening has performed all across the country and ladies, he's single. And after looking at his personality, you'll understand why. Ladies and gentlemen, at Capital Comedy Connection Regular, please welcome the one and only Tom Myers, ladies and gentlemen. All right, how are we doing everybody? Just got back from Los Angeles actually. I was out there for a couple days and it was good to come home. It really is. Because out in Los Angeles, you know, people are phony, they're shallow, it's way too

many high expectations and broken promises. So of course, I came back to DC. Making a lot of changes this year. I actually quit drinking. I quit drinking the first of the year. So thank you very much. They're applauding because they know it's more booze for the rest of them. Because let me tell you something.

I would drink. I really would. Alright? You know you drink too much when the guy who runs the liquor store a few miles up the road What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, invited me to Thanksgiving. He is on a first name basis with me and my mom.

Next, sends you a Christmas card. Four, is buying me birthday presents. And lastly, asked me to be the best man at his daughter's wedding. On the day of his daughter's wedding Two minutes with Tom Wow I do not feel confident about this one at all. I'm gonna say next sends you a Christmas card. What say you Adam Bush? I'm torn between B is on a first name basis with me and my mom Because it's just too much and that's his yeah and

Lastly asked me to be the best man at his daughter's wedding. I'll go with lastly All right, there's a bunch of last leaves and a bunch of bees in the chat Those seem to be the two heavy favorites. What do you think producer Chris? I went one Invited me to Thanksgiving and Annie. What do you think producer Chris? I went one invited me to Thanksgiving and Annie, what do you say? I'm going to lock in B. All right. You are locked in. All right. So what do we have? Which answers are have been picked producer Chris B and L and one. No for it's a four card if wins. Let's go at that last part of Their applauding because they know it's more booze for the rest of them Because let me tell you something. I would drink I really would all right

You know you drink too much when the guy who runs the liquor store a few miles up the road sends you a Christmas card Tom thank you for putting my kids through college But I really had to quit I did Anyone else happy for me? I'm glad this game Again stop it stop it don't say that I'm just on a streak. All right, everyone gets a hot hand I Know send you a Christmas card Mine said dear Tom. Thank you for putting my kids through college

this card mine said dear Tom thank you for putting my kids through college and I still have student loans within a hack joke yeah really is that's so bad I want to know what Tom drank he's really good at destroying his own jokes you know you know the girl drink drunk sketch kids in the hall. 99 bananas. Yeah, you know, it was all fruity shit. But I really had to quit. I did, because you get tired of all the stuff that happens after you're drinking. You get tired of dealing with a hangover and talking with the state trooper all in one morning.

I can do one or the other. I'm too old. I can't one or the other it's just I'm too old. I can't multitask anymore This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric go there now to stand up and fight against doxxing and By standing up and fighting what I mean is give me money and I will continue making fun of John Okay, thank you. You gene said good dog Cardiff a fantastic game as always my friend last one no

Guys 19 choices next week What have we done today? We've done it all. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. This is the part of the show we play, a couple of the podcasts that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which is at a special day. The Icels are playing a party on Saturday, so we will be doing Who Are These Podcasts, which is at a special day. The Isles are playing a party on Saturday, so we will be doing Who Are These Podcasts on Sunday. It's Memorial Day weekend. The show will be Sunday at 2 PM.

Three. Make it three. Three PM on Sunday. We'll be doing the show and we'll have a very special guest on Doug from Who's Right. We'll be joining us. special guest on Doug from who's right. We'll be joining us. And Saturday audience gets screwed again. And we'll be checking this show out. The black fat Femme podcast is a production of I heart radio and Dr. John Paul. Okay. Hey everyone.

Welcome to another episode of the podcast where all the intersections of my dinner celebrated. I'm one of your hosts, John, also known as Dr. John, Dr. John Paul. Am I the only one who seems to not be able to find it? Andy, you're confused? Cause if you're confused, then I definitely am. I don't know what's going on. I can't do the math. This show is called the Black Fat Femme Podcast. It was a suggestion from Doug from who's right

Nothing funny here Nothing to see here. Are we not? How are we not known of this? No shit When Doug finds these things I'm just like Jesus guys. We have a discord. There's a channel there his podcast suggestion This is what I'm looking for. Yeah, please help me out a little bit This is fantastic. So loves to cover the gay stuff. I Do it's fun. Someone suggested a porn hub podcast in the chat, but I can only find one that was very old I didn't know if they meant a newer one, but that sounds fun. That would be good

Tony Bologna says fun show guys. See you next week. See you next week. Oh, is the show going too long for you? Oh, speaking of next week, I will be in Dallas at this time next week. I'm going to be on Normal World with Dave Landau and then I'll be on Alex Stein, Primetime with Alex Stein when I'm out there. So we'll have a little weird schedule things. We'll figure that out.

We'll let you know. TBA. What's going on with all of that Hollywood Carl? Yep, that's me and I'm going to Dallas Hollywood Wait till I go to Austin that's gonna be nuts Annie. Do we have any new reviews? In fact, I think I did see a couple new reviews come in Yeah, I got a couple for us. The first one comes in from Cranberry Electric it says does not smell healthy I used to listen to the show but it went downhill after Kevin left now I just played on the speaker whilst riding public transport in order to annoy noisy minorities

Far too many women on the show and don't even get me started on Wednesday's F Adam Bush. I'm a missy B That's fair. That is fair and there's no women on the show now. So oh wait, I'm sorry Far too many women. I miss missy B. I think it's a five-star review No, that was a four-star cranberry that doesn't do anything poor stars You were ready to hit the five stars over there, I could tell. Yeah, see, we had that. We don't have a four. We have a two.

Wait, did the movie win? Any more? The other one comes in from Mr. Trey Peacock. Okay. This one says, this podcast was recommended by a friend. Maybe I should say ex-friend? I was so offended by some of the remarks I emailed and complained. The host replied to me by telling me I sound like a broad and that I need to relax. Only misogynists in bigots would find this stuff entertaining.

Five stars. Two. That is five. Yeah. All right. Little Trey Peacock. Yeah. So it was good to hear from him. You want to hit some voicemails to get out of here? I love voicemails.

Look at Adam, he's so exhausted. As long as Gary's on him. Thank you for being here. I know we're three and a half hours in to the stream right now. Oh, no, no, if I'm tired, it's probably because I was up late with Rob Stahl. That's true. Fair enough.

Sword fighting? Yeah. Mentally exhausting. Are you sword fighting with other guys now, Adam? Sometimes. WTF. Oh. Oh, you know fighting with other guys now, Adam? Sometimes. WTF. Oh, you know, before we do that, I should do some plugs. Cardiff, what do you have coming up this week?

You know what, the only thing I got to plug this week, I might have a show tomorrow, it's probably gonna be members only. If you didn't watch Tookie Soup last night. The Cadillac wedding, we talked about a little bit at the beginning, unfucking believable and I took he said it best. How did this not happen before hack-a-mada that would have taken over hack-a-mada But it went four hours last night. I haven't watched it all yet. I got to go back and catch up second prep my train horn drops Yeah, the train going by Yeah, the train going by

Unbelievable check out to you see but of course card of at Cardiff elect on YouTube Go subscribe there and Annie you have a YouTube channel Yeah, I just streamed over like over 12 hours yesterday playing Red Dead so, you know if you ever bored and just want to pop in and shout you go to Insanity calm and check out all my links Red Dead Wand or Red Dead. So, you know, if you ever bored and just want to pop in and chat, you go to insanity.com and check out all my links. Red Dead one or Red Dead two. Red Dead two. Cause I'm going to play it for, cause Huzy was a big fan of that game. So, uh,

I finally got it and now I can play it and he can nerd out about that. Cause he's got no other outlet for video game stuff. It seems. Really? Poor Huzy. Poor Huzy and his gout foot. He's got no other outlet for video game stuff. It seems really poor, hughes a Poor hughes even his gout foot I asked hughes II about the like most famous classic Irish drinking song Mm-hmm, and he'd never heard of it What song it's called stick to the crater? It's like a traditional Irish pub thing that if you go to Belfast, when I went everyone in the pub knew this. So I just mentioned to him offhand like we're going to connect on this thing. He's like, what are you talking about? He's more of a U2 guy. Yeah, I think so. He's a fake Irishman

I think. He's stumped who's Uzi. Is anybody real in the Stambleverse? I don't think so. What's up Carl Hamburger and Chris Hotdog. this is anxious andy cullum once again Uh two things Just a quick question. Uh, could you possibly play? that's a marmalade song and then as well as uh Could you possibly enlighten me on your? thoughts on anton kumia's New show i can see these clips on youtube and he's just talking

About abyde, which is pretty funny. You know, I like talking about black people, but he just says things are like, really intense now, so I just think, do you think Anthony's going off the deep end, or you think that's funny? It's a serious later. I don't think he's trying to be funny. I don't know what the deep end, but I don't think he's trying to be funny I

Don't know what the deep had but I don't think he's trying to be funny, but tomorrow late requires I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I am hungry. Let's go. All right. Hey! Sorry, producer Chris. I was all concerned about Adam.

I didn't realize you were the problem. All right. I'm rocking out. Let's run through these quick. We had King B on the show to talk about John in 1995. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. Love you. Love the show. I want to comment on the call you got from King V I really enjoyed that it was it was interesting You know you was saying you played the thing with Jim Norton said that everybody is just talking about everybody on the podcast

It's no good, but you guys were an exception He said you guys could do something and I remember hearing the reviews where people said all you did was use other people's material. But I gotta say, you always manage to keep things interesting and fresh and change things up when it seems like they might be getting stale. And I appreciate that. So you hear that call from King V,

and it just shows how John had so much name recognition. And I'm out of time. Don't call me back. All right, thank you, Roddy and Syracuse. Thank you for recognizing We change things up on this show. Yeah, sometimes producer Chris me and Adam has Adam producer Chris and me Boner guy 69 countin go bills Following the weekend episode. I'm just calling in with a very quick theory about OP

Listening to him as he was years ago, as you guys pointed out, so very different. I don't think it's necessarily likely but I refuse to believe it's impossible that he's either had a stroke or is suffering from early onset dementia. You've got the squinty eyes, that's the first bit of evidence, the vocal cadence as per per the old Simpson's drop of, why do you talk that way? You know, I had a stroke. And then obviously the retardation,

the severe mental retardation. He shouldn't do simple maths in his head. He thinks that saying cheese to Japanese tourists is a joke, it's not. He thinks that everyone should get off a bridge for him. Yeah, it's gotta be be one of those I reckon Anyway, it won't stop me from voting for Carl at the creep off comm every week and thanks for another wonderful show We appreciate that butter guy. So that's an interesting theory that opiate a stroke and that's why he acts the way he does

Well stroke and night drinking drinking wine at night and drinking wine all night Well, here's another theory and this one's about boner guy Hey, this is the W ATP boner guy is still eager working all grown up. Yes. I can't hear him without Nothing to do it. Thanks. Bye. All right. I like that theory. It's very possible. I can't see unsee it. Yep Also, I liked it now people are saying this is for W ATP. It's very possible. I can't see unsee it. Yep. Um, also I liked it. Now people are saying this is for W ATP. It's a, it's a W ATP voicemail number. Like you can call in for who are these socials and the creep off and who are these broadcasters, but we assume it's for this show. This is for Rob Saul. Here's some love for our show. Uh, I've got nothing in particular to say, Kyle, but just smooches of all the cast of WATP. You brighten my mornings and afternoons and all days at work. WageFest is all the way up thanks to you guys.

Yeah, just good job over there in your little podcast factory. Thank you. With your, you know, gay drinks sipping and club foot having. All right. Thank you very much. Always appreciate a nice call from time to time. This is called a podcast room. It's not a factory.

Yes. We're churning out podcasts like it's a factory over here Who gives a fuck about a game from seven years ago? But what's he referring to a game from seven years ago, hmm Red Dead, maybe This wasn't an active caller Today was eight years since the celebrity pro football armors like championships I don't think that's what he's talking about But I wanted to bring that up. Thank you

Came from seven years ago. How do you think he celebrated Cardiff? What did he do to celebrate that and well you found the picture of his Magnavox TV with the? TV guide showed our amazing That's very celebrated Adam this one's for you, buddy Yo, Adam. Just watched you on hues II with Tom Myers Right off the fucking rip. what does he do starts talking about high school man what is it with these fucking losers and talking about high

school I can't even remember any of the freaking teachers I had in high school let alone what stiff minister was doing or how I got to hang out with the jocks because I was a funny freshman and I got pig's blood from the butchers man and I was the most professional student ever man fuck it hey another win try drinking as much as John it's good for your memory yeah well Patrick Michael doesn't drink and he also is another guy who talks about high school all the time it seems to be a similarity in a lot of these guys I have a theory about this high school is a time. It seems to be a similarity in a lot of these guys.

I have a theory about this. High school is a time when you're trapped in a building with all people your age. So you automatically have friends and you form friendships and there's stuff to do and there's activities. And as soon as that goes away, a lot of people just lose their way and they go, oh, I don't have friends and stuff to do anymore. I need to be forced to do something.

Like Patrick Michael's a perfect example of that. Like this is a guy who is just staring at the internet all day, every day. It's like he used to go to class and sit next to Bill. And Sarah's cute, you know? Like there was like shit going on and there's none of that anymore. What's Sarah up to?

What is Sarah up to? She's thinking about me We hear Rob You know, he goes to he doesn't want to think about the hard stuff So he has a couple go-to things that that's what he will give up when you ask him a question John has that my father beat my sister in front of me That's his excuse for everything his explanation for all the good and bad in his life is that thing. And I think people have high school stories

that they're stuck in and they don't wanna look at the real stuff, so everything just goes back to those things that they know will end this question and we can move on. And that's what they do. It's so weird, because I feel the same way as that caller. I can't think of a teacher's name I had in high school. I was trying to.

Yeah, I was too. I was trying to think, and then I'm like to think I'm like and then I was a college professor No, I don't get nothing all right But then you recognize it when you run into someone from your high school if someone's like oh dude remember Jimmy and and they're saying All this stuff, and it's so present for them like it's still happening, and you're like I kind of remember wow You're right you replied about it. Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you don't leave here. Here's some change which It's funny because we reviewed the dick show episode 76 or something like that before I knew dick or any any of the people in that involved in that someone suggested we do the

dick show and I Immediately latched on to dick cuz he just went to his 20 year 15 year reunion or something like that And he goes dude these people come up to me and they're like, what are you been up to? And it's like, how do you answer that question? And he was, I was like, this is actually a really funny conversation that we're having. And a whistler went back to the archives, listened to old episodes and heard that episode. Hey Carl.

So I've been doing some binging of the backlog lately and I'm curious with this Boston live show coming up Has dick ever heard the episode about the dick show? Because that was so jarring because it was before you knew him So you guys were ripping into him, especially you actually you actually defended him Although you definitely didn't speak of him as an equal and you had some jazz Vinny hated Dick. It was crazy. It was such a weird time portal because it's the polar opposite now. I just, that was very

interesting. It was very interesting how things change. Very excited to see the show in Boston. Have a good one guys. Yes, it is funny. If go back listen to that episode at Vinnie was my guest on that show and he came in Guns a blazing making fun of dick and I was like he sounds like weird ale when he laughs This guy has a pretty good take on this like the show's too long But I think Vinnie and I will be on the dick show before our live show because we go on there every now and again Do some scum parade stories, which we'll definitely do live in Boston. June 21st wtblive.com is where you want to go to get tickets to come see us live.

I hope you guys add a trivia portion to your set there in the Dick show, a really long, long trivia portion, bring up some audience. It's all we're going to and then what is that going well? We'll double down. That's what you do. That's the only was going just fine People were walking out I was leading them out I know that was funny, and he's just like no I'm good with 20 bucks. They're like You gotta stay I know that was funny and he's just like no I'm good with 20 bucks. They're like You're not going with you got to stay

This is a Someone talking about yeas new song Hey, you see did you see yay was rapping about your uncle? Wow This is a long way since the jungles of Argentina or wherever you were raised. You haven't heard from him in... Call me back. Yeah, Annie, my uncle Adolf used to call into the show all the time.

It was a very long time. I wonder if he's doing all right. The painter? I wonder if he's a painter. No one who speaks German can be an evil man. I wonder if he's doing all right. Hey, Carl. No one who speaks German could be an evil man. I wonder if he's doing alright. Hey Carl, just started a new episode. I wanted to say good for you for finding a review girl that doesn't have a dick.

Oh we have lots of review girls that don't have dicks, sir. But yes, Megan came on and made her debut on the show. She was fantastic. You know, that last week's show would probably do a lot better if it had a cool theme song. You know, like you've already been you've already been great. You know, and then you can listen to the theme song and then fuck off like they want to. We don't play that song enough on this. Thank you for reminding me, sir. Much appreciated.

Uh, mandolin nappy has supported us on super tip. We've seen him in the chat and now he's on the voicemail. Hey Carl, Amanda Lynn Nappie. All right. I'll give you that you talked about John shrinking, not losing weight. And the arm thing is over with. Here's my thoughts now though. Is trucker Andy taking over as the sexiest guy on W ATP you tell me passing producer Chris Wow he's He's got a great show. Let's start listening to the all apologies podcast. All apologies. podcast.com.

All right. Have Jim call me back. All right. Wow. Why not Andy? A mandolin nappy is a thing for, for Andy. Stay sorry. That was different.

I thought he was. Yeah. But that's not all these into Carl Amandla one nappy again, right? Just want to clarify that I'm not gay for Andy, but that Megan girl I Am gay for her me too. Oh, I thought gay I guess Okay, I'm gay for her. Me too. Oh, I'm so gay I guess. Okay, I'm hot for her. Just wanted everybody to know I'm straight.

You're obviously very straight sir. You mentioned a woman, you said that you were hot for her so that proves you're very straight and we all believe you. And I'll definitely give Andy your phone number. Don't you worry about that. All right. Have we done it all today? No, that's going to do a few more things. Yeah, I brought more clips.

All right. So Lisa and Helga are on their show and no, but all right. Fine. Let's get the fuck out of here. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Please clap. Thank you. Some people earn them. I force them.

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