Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep624 - Black, Fat, Femme Podcast

Episode Date: May 26, 2025

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What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up Cuz cuz a row cuz a row slap a Rooney it's showtime W-A-T-P! Hello, welcome to Together Who's, welcome to another episode of Who Are These podcasts, the only show that will do nothing to improve your mental health. I'm your host, Karl, and with me this week, a man with hot takes and even hotter Mortal

Kombat finishing moves from, who's right, it's Doug. What's up, Doug? Hey, it is good to finally come back on. It's been very long. I was just trying to remember the is good to finally come back on. It's been very long I was just trying to remember the last time you were on this show I've missed you guys. I've missed you as well. Also producer Chris is here. Hi, please go to who are these comm That's where you get our email address voicemail number link to our subreddit link to our discord server link to our merchandise link to our YouTube channel and of course that link to patreon supercast featuring two

Exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We just dropped one yesterday. We recorded when Stuttering John went on Anthony Goumias show after Artie had left and after John had talked all mad about Anthony for months and months and months and they were in a Twitter war and everything else and then there he is next to Dave Landau just like, hey, water to the bridge. Here we go. Yep. So that was fascinating. That's available if you become a member on our YouTube channel or if you wanna sign up

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And we do have a guy, Chris, who reached out to me and said, I bought a ticket and now plans have changed. I can't go. I want to give it to someone. And it's a good seat. It's a good seat close up to the stage. So what I think I want to do is I want to do a contest okay to win this ticket for our live show in Boston June 21st the best podcast suggestion

It's been a while. I think the show we got today that Doug gave us is gonna be a fun one It's been a while since we've had like a doozy You know a pockets were just like what the fuck is this? Subject matter we've never heard of before just crazy people. Yeah, like the old old days. Yeah, so Contest a fat lip so to speak right? Yes. It's been a while since we've had a fat lip But if you want to win ticket a ticket to our Boston show June 21st start finding some great podcast suggestions put those in the discord or email them to me and you'll be entered to win also we encourage our listeners give us five stars on Apple podcast or wherever you review podcast

then show over us in the comment section I believe our new review girl Megan will be on later to read some reviews but first we'll be reviewing black fat fem podcast this was a suggestion from Doug. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Jonathan Paul Higgins and Jordan Daniels. And the tagline is a podcast where intersections of identity are celebrated. Do you know what that means, Doug?

So I don't know what that means, but I did a lot of digging and I can tell you what their I think it was their Apple Podcast tagline is oh, please so so I'm gonna read this paragraph of words and see if you can tie it into what you Just said in that one sentence, okay The black fat femme podcast is a podcast giving voice to two of the leading queer, fat, and black change makers, Dr. John Paul and Jordan Danes, while calling in the world to examine and understand

what it means to love oneself unapologetically in a world where loving oneself often feels impossible that celebrates all the intersections of identity. In our show, we talk about what it means to thrive and how we are adding to the narratives our sisters, our ancestors didn't get to tell. There's nothing there. It's all bullshit. This whole show is bullshit. There was a line in there where it's increasingly difficult to love yourself. Was that what it said? There was something like that. Now I think that if

you have Lee Pres on nails and a beard You might look at the mirror and go what the fuck's going on How did this happen? What do I know let me start off by just playing the most recent episode the intro to that? Because we have this guy Dr. John Paul as you said he has his doctorate degree. He comes on and Introduces the show and is cracking up as co-host Jordan, who just can't get enough of this guy. Hey, everyone. Welcome to another episode of the Black Fester podcast, where all the intersections of our daily are celebrated.

I'm one of your hosts, John, also known as Dr. John, Dr. John Paul. And am I the only one who seems to not be able to find an onion bagel to save my life? I was just, I know it's random, but I was just saying how it's been a minute since I've had a good onion bagel. Everything bagels, they're just messy. They don't always do it for you. I don't know. Onion bagels are the best bagels in my opinion and I was asking my partner if he could buy me one

and he said that the store don't have them no more. So I just was like, hmm, I wonder why. That's a good question to start the show out with. What is your favorite kind of bagel, Joe? Why do you have the giggles? It's just We're just silly just silly Jordan is on something. Yeah The guy the guy's just like man. I was trying to get a bagel today I couldn't find the kind of bagel that I like he's fucking loses but producer Chris Can you give me some of that energy sometimes please on the show what the fuck? I know not gonna get it from Doug

No, you're not and The other thing is one of the things that they do the episode that I watch they have a couple guests come on And they could not be any more agreeable Everything that their guest says they are 100% in line with well, we'll talk about it later But that's what I would expect from you people suggest that you know, you give us a little coaching when we come on. Sure. Here's what you can agree with. Here's what you can't, you know, here's the narrative we're following today. You have to dislike Kevin Brennan. You like blind Mike. Yep. We go over all

the alliances. Yeah. Uh, it's, it's like wrestling because I don't, if I check out for a couple of episodes, I'm lost. I don't know who I'm friends with now. I don't know who's the good story. Yeah. There's a new face that just showed up but you saw that he's asking about the bagel thing and Jordan's just giggling and like they were so silly and finally. Dr. John's just like no seriously. What the fuck is your favorite bagel? What is your favorite kind of bagel? Yeah kind of bagel. Yeah.

I was just so silly. You just made me laugh. You just made me laugh. Like, you just made me laugh. I don't even know what kind of... Are you even a breakfast girlie? Okay. Jesus Christ. Dr. John looks and sounds like Robin Quivers. Had a good day. looks and sounds like Robin Quivers. Not a good day. And then more talk about this bagels

and being a breakfast girly. And one of the things I picked up on, I'm interested what you saw, Doug, because Jordan might be, and I'm, I don't know if I wanna use the word downs, downsy. I don't wanna use the R word here cause it might actually are He is a hard time speaking

Brecky brecky eggs cheese comas onions lettuce Throw on some bacon to throw on some bacon for nasty. Maybe some money if you're if you're not doing the pork, okay Okay, okay Shit gets me going every time Okay, so we didn't watch the same episode, okay, but as you're playing clips I'm taking them off my board So a good example is the stuttering and What I noted so he Jordan is half Jewish half black. Okay, if that's a thing, I don't know he's a I'm gonna read his Twitter profile and you could tell me what he is

queer afro Jew fatty seeking liberation obviously But Clip for all as I said is that his black side is coming out because he stutters with style girl everybody blind I don't give a fuck about my folks now I'll just say this this this this past Grammys it was most pleasing to I'm guessing the record scratch video is not a part of that originally I might have added that well done Doug's one of these guys he listens to the show he likes the audio version of the show He's also the reason why we do a video version because he's only talking about

These bitches every time that we do stuff. I ruined that thing in which I loved Yes, you got a little too close to the Sun on that. Yeah, this guy stutters a lot I actually since we're talking about that. Yeah. This guy stutters a lot. I actually, since we're talking about that, I might as well give you some more examples. Great for many reasons, but I don't know if I always feel as fulfilled by the parasocial relationships, especially because I think to your point, the ones that come real offline are ones are meaningful, but the paras should by definition typically means one-sided I like when they try to say that people who stutter are too smart because they can't get the words out fast enough

They're thinking about this is not the case with this man He has no idea what he's trying to say most of the words he uses are incorrect. Here's another example I think that I think that then I would like would like would like would like would be best friends But there's also but there's also like a healthy like relationship with reality that like like like This person We did stutter talk right and I'm like,, that's right stutters are actually very funny I always think a stuttering John. He was an idiot, but stutters are hilarious. I would like to see

This guy on stutter talk yeah, or hear him on there. I wonder if he's ever been on there Yeah, I think the host would be like wait. Are you retarded? Well there's a first row, it's true Don't talk right then and stuttered talk Well, there's a first row. That's true So like I said a lot of our clips different episodes same clips My clip number 15 is this the setup was I was gonna ask if either of you guys could do this tongue twister Okay, we will take a quick break and be right back. We will take a quick break and be right back I think that that's's doable. Oh you got it. Alright try number 15.

Okay we got to a quick break but we will be back. We will be back. Thank you Doug that's exactly what I was thinking of. That's exactly what I was thinking of Let me ask you this because I also saw them go to a commercial break in My episode was there a commercial? No, no, no, it was just their logo for a little bit just a logo for a moment because they have dozens of views on These shows this is not a popular show even though they are award-winning. We'll get that momentarily. But yeah, this is what I saw the transition into the break here. Okay, y'all.

Well, with that being said, now that I have convinced you to switch your green bubbles to blue, actually, Joe did. Joe has actually convinced you to do that. Bullying does work, unfortunately. Bullying works, honey. Y'all know I'm a forever bully android user honey. Just for principle. Cause why would you do that to yourself? Why would you

not love yourself more and get yourself an iPhone? I just don't, I don't understand it. But anyway, we are gonna take a quick break and when we get back we're gonna hit you with the category of segment. More in a second. So that's the transition into the break. And uh, this is a tech podcast I was listening to a lot of talk about tech.

I have had iPhones for a very long time now. I don't know the difference between green and blue. Do you? Are you serious? Yeah. Well, I know that there's ones for iPhone ones for Android, but I don't know. I couldn't tell you which is which. No, I guess I couldn't either

I'm just embarrassed to be on the show with But this is like you said it just goes to this logo is a little bit of music and then Hey fam, we are back we are black and I am NOT here for the Android slander on this show Hopping to our tech bro back to with a bit more razzle dazzle. I think pretending they're on a real show. What is this? What's going on? So, okay.

When I started, you know, I was rambling or ranting a little bit about this show being bullshit. Yeah. And my clip number 24 was my clip that summarized the show, which is, play that and then I'll ramble some more. No, your ears have not betrayed you. What you hear in the background is in fact sirens and horns because I am currently in New York doing some press for my book.

Okay, so currently in New York doing some press for my book, which leads you to believe that Okay, so they're on I heart radio. They're they must be doing good, right? Okay, so Dr. John Paul has four fucking followers on Twitter They have a total on their YouTube is 11,000 views the video that I pulled had 59 views Jordan has 600 followers, but following 800 so There's just a whole bunch of make-believe bullshit. They scheduled a live show. It was postponed. I can't imagine why

scheduled a live show. It was postponed. I can't imagine why. It's probably the same reason why Joey C probably won't be pulling off Catalano faster and every is talking about doing. I'd go. So this is what's so wild about all of this because there's tons of podcasts that don't get any views and no one's paying attention to them. And so that's not something that we would gloat about on this show, obviously, but I am looking at the Shorty Awards and the 16th annual Shorty Awards, the Black Fat Femme podcast was the winner in lifestyle and entertainment podcast category. And they're, they list all these credits, they have producers, they, you know, writers,

they have all these things and a big, long explanation, but this is what's so sad It's like because they're talking about and I wanted to say gay just now But I honestly don't even know because it's all very confusing But because they're talking about intersections of identity and celebrating them for some reason that makes them an award-winning Podcasts to be good or have any listeners you could have a guy in the show that can't talk, but you're still award-winning when you talk about this. So I did some digging about their awards as well and unfortunately they

didn't win, but they were nominated for the in the full-figure industry awards for best podcast, but they didn't pull out the win there. Full-figure industry awards? Well, it's an honor just to be nominated, honestly. Where are we going to, Doug? Did you do any digging as to how Dr. John, what Dr. John is a doctor of?

No, I'm actually curious about that. Dr. Higgins holds a doctorate in educational leadership and social justice from the University of Redlands social justice Okay, that's what I did. So then I looked further Dr. John Dr. John also in it must been Instagram or something was Flexing that he'd had a toy. He had a TED talk. Okay, and I thought okay, so that's That's where all this juice

is coming from, is doing a Ted Talk. So I went to the Ted Talk. There's a brief description. Dr. John Paul Higgins has been an assistant director for the Office of Multicultural Affairs and teaches for the Department of Women's Gender and Sexual Studies at California State University, Long Beach. Oh boy. Okay. I don't know what any of that means, but at studies at California State University, Long Beach. Oh boy.

Okay. I don't know what any of that means, but at the very bottom of it, it says, this TED Talk was given at a TEDx event using the TED Conference format, but independently organized by a local community. So even the TED Talk is fake. It's just a guy in the community named Ted is like,

hey, can you come over to the high school? Yeah, thanks, Theodoreor I'll definitely do that yeah the Ted acts has nothing to do with Ted talks and anyone can do them We should do one We'll be pro bullying More not get bullied enough That's all show up with Lee press on nails and a beard No, it's so calling them out out. I fell victim to this mentality when Anthony and I first started Who's Right?

Which was you wanted to give the perception that you were a bigger show than what you were. So you have 18 listeners and it's time to roll out merch and you get 100 listeners and it's time to start your Patreon. Right. And then you hide the numbers so nobody knows that nobody's actually signed up to anything and nobody's buying any shirts and

You talk about bonus shows and how great the last bonus show was all the feedback you got from it I mean, I don't know just static But that I think that's what they're doing is they're they're putting on this facade of how big of a show they are how successful They are and then it's just it's all built on a house of bullshit It's not a good place to build a house Where do you want to go as far as your next clip here die all right, so the show started with Jordan is the Afro Jew. Started asking or asked the panel, which was XD was the guy and what's the girl's name?

Jade. Started with a question which I'm sure will give some really, really good responses. Number one, I want to show by asking, what is your favorite or most important black history moment? What's your favorite black history moment? I was gonna say peanuts. I don't know. What do you got Chris? This one right here. I am going to I could give you guys each 500 answers to come up with

Just one get one of them right and that they all went through for their favorite black history moment You will not get them you couldn't like okay, so we're just gonna start working through it clip number two is Jordan The mumble mouth motherfucker trying to come up with an answer. Okay, but he was the one who asked the question though, right? Okay I'm making fun of pop culture between two things One is easy raise interview with Emmys in 2017 when she said I remember everybody black and then in 2022 She said I'm still bringing her back Asian change bitch black power The question was black history and then he brought up two incidents that happened while I was in a middle-aged adult Like what the fuck are we that's all history works?

Mmm, I was a Juneteenth. Hey those people who didn't know for fucking years that they were free. That's a fun moment Yeah So That theme is going to come up as they all work through their answers. Okay, I think they all hate being black It seems that way right? Well, they don't know anything that they don't know what it means to be black like I know what it means to be black, right? That's the one thing I know about you Doug. You understand the black community Well, I've seen boys in the hood man. I know what's up. Cool.

All right, number three is they do know what it means to hate white people. Okay. Because it's really such a phrase I was heard around black America. Like in that moment, we all understood what that meant and how that felt. I mean, every black folks are up for wins.

People ask me, who do I want to win? Girl, everybody black. I don't give a fuck about white folks. Now, Jesus Christ. This is turning into a very racist show all of a sudden. They're not even trying to hide it. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's the theme on everything that I explored to try to get ready for this. There was a lot of anti white. Great. All right. Well, let's get into black mirror talk. Are you familiar with the show black mirror, Doug?

I'm aware. Okay, you haven't seen it before. No, it's a good show and They decided to start talking about it and the reason why I pulled this clip is not because of what is being said but because if you look at Jordan Jordan is chugging from a thermos and Liquid is just dripping down his beard. He's so thirsty Thermos and liquid is just dripping down his beard. He's so thirsty But I think in the previous seasons of black mirror. I think they were trying to caution us Asked to like what our lives were becoming or where we were headed So I think about seasons and I might be wrong. I don't know the season verbatim, but I think about that episode. I think he was stutter drinking

Hilarious. All right. So let's get into the the black mirror commentary. I did put in my notes that Jordan is functionally retarded with this clip like I think like it was a huge commentary to me. It was a huge commentary of like, like, right now, like ads, or like, we're all offered streaming as this new way of life. And then quickly it became about ads for people,

right, as like revenue building. And then as to have taken over our life again. And then like in this episode, right, and like in this episode, right, like. I'm sorry, you might be too stupid to watch Black Mirror. I'd love to take away your Black Mirror privileges because you're not making any sense. And poor Dr. John Paulus is that there be like

Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. You get it and Now this clip is a very dumb question. I don't know how you would even handle this so do you think from what you've seen so far this season handles a balance of sci-fi speculation and human drama well Yeah, yeah, you know I a balance of sci-fi speculation and human drama well? Yeah, yeah, you know, I, yes. These are people who are trying to sound like they're saying stuff, trying to sound smart. Do you feel that this season they're handling the balance

of sci-fi speculation and human drama well? Thank you for translating. That's what he said. I didn't know what he said then. It doesn't mean anything. Okay. It's stupid. And John here is like, obviously,

I guess. So then summing up Black Mirror. I think it really does well to get us, if you're a sci-fi girly, because I think if you're not a true sci-fi girly, you probably are not going to enjoy any of the episodes. But I enjoy it. I'm a true sci-fi girly because I think if you're not a true sci-fi girly you probably are not going to enjoy any of the episodes but I enjoy it. I'm a true sci-fi girly.

That's what I always say. Nope, no you're not. No, no, no, Doug, that's what I always say. Like if you would ask me, Carl, should I watch Black Mirror? I would definitely tell you if you're a sci-fi girly that yes, that it's worth checking out. One more clip on here because to your clip earlier where he just roots for black people all the time, this is another reason to like Black Mirror this new season. What's impressed you the most so far in what you've seen? And what I've seen so far, I think, well, one, I will also give it and say, I love the fact

that there's more representation in terms of, I mean, obviously episode two, you have episode three, you have black women who are pretty much the leads in both episodes, right? I'm sorry, it might be my white privilege speaking, but I don't give a fuck with the color of the people on a TV show that I watch. It really doesn't make a difference

But this is what they hone in on they don't understand the story the one guy's mumbling about ads and streaming and revenue streams He has no idea what he's talking about, but they're like, but there was a black limit in it. So that's pretty good We're making our way good stuff It's not like it's the 60s and 70s that we're talking about these guys live in today's world, right? I assume they're not time traveling. Yeah, unless there's something they're not telling us. Oh, this is funny. They do circle back around to black mirror. It's a lot of black mirror talking this

episode I watched but Jordan tries to explain why it's called black mirror and has no idea what he's talking about. So John has to correct him on this one. Right, they have it called Black Mirror. My first one was like, why I gotta be black? But mirror, right, it's holding, right, because black mirror is showing you the quote unquote darker side of the mirror, right?

Right. Why you gotta call it black, because I'm like, that's not, that's not, that's not, that's not, But also your screen. That's a question, right? I always took it as like your computer screen or your phone screen Is that is no exactly right? It's about me and you have no idea

What's actually happening on the other side that right? Yeah, no idea like holy shit The guy goes it's representing the dark side of the mirror the dark side of the mirror and he goes no no It's actually it's talking about your screens. Oh, yeah, technology that we're consuming right no. I know that's what I was saying No, that's testing you so you're saying it Doug tell me there's something that you picked up on that you said okay? This has potential Maybe I'll check out another episode again in the future these guys are pretty good No, I mean I got more clips. Oh, okay great nothing Nothing that's gonna drive me to listen to this shit ever again

So I pulled clip number five and I just wrote this reminds me of someone. I'm sure you'll pick up on it pretty quick The second one for me would be Solange and Jay-Z in the elevator because to y'all this day Would you not isn't that a pure genuine? Frenchy Hanna. Yeah going right there. Yeah, so I made a Super cut of the yeses there were 96 yeses in the episode But I didn't even render it because it was just it was annoying. It wasn't it wasn't good Okay, but there is a lot of agreement which is what I wanted from you But there is a lot of agreement, which is what I wanted from you

Yes, yes, I want that from you as I'm talking I want to know that you are in line with what I'm saying or at least Yes, yes, yes, yes, you got it Doug. Thank you. I'm here for you So continuing on with what is the most important black history moment? Right. So it's XD's turn now. Clip number nine is XD giving his answer. Um, the first one, a notable moment in black history, um, is when Tyra got shot in higher learning. Oh damn, yeah, yeah. Learning oh Yeah, yeah

So if you didn't catch that it was when Tyra got shot in higher learning which is a movie Yes, these people are really bad at this. Oh I was close If you would have asked me like what's it what's a really important time in white history? Oh, yeah, and I thought about it. I would say Season five of the Duke's a hazard when coin Vance showed up and it just shows the dichotomy of the bub but you know She might be right about that. He took my answer And Then XD goes on with clip number 10 to it's a pretty long clip with a big build up,

but I'm here for it. And number two, you know, this is something I think about often. It's both pop culture, both just historic in general. And you know, I think about this a lot. Like it was a cultural reset, a shift even, the slap at the Oscars. Damn, yes. I came on.

That was on his. We all said, what was that? That's punk history. Like everything that they've talked about is on TV. Every single example so far. It's all pop culture stuff. And XC isn't even really fat. I mean, what's going on here? There's no fat talk.

It's good boy. Poser. Alright, so, yeah, the Chris Rock, Will Smith slap, they go on to discuss in number 11 that it should be in the history books. Okay. You know, need to study that and be showcased. It should be in history books like, you know, in the Hopden Mifflin text somewhere. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. You're not wrong. You're not wrong Our country tis of thee with the covered wagon on the What's your take on it why is it significant

History books, but why what does it represent what happened because of it? What was the falling out will Smith lost his movie career? What else doesn't matter Carl everyone agrees on this panel? They're not saying anything nope when it clip number 12 is XD got So so Jade XD's co-host was wrapping up what hers was which wasn't worth clipping the most notable thing It was Joe Budden Getting an altercation with somebody but He can't wait for her to stop talking

Research But I'm giving you homework to go Go find out about the time that Rayquan ran up on Joe Budden with an honorable mention of Mickey Fax in the background. It is a time. You know, I used to work with Joe Budden's father. Way to one-upper right there. What about when Tupac was killed that be

Thank you Chris you're gonna get couldn't couldn't you pick any March ever anything other than Okay, so now it's dr. John's turn okay, dr. John obviously educated because he has doctor in front of his name doesn't matter what he studied do you think it's going to be black wall street you think it's going to be MLK mmm could be Obama getting elected clip 13 sure all those things It's a tie between my god what a moment it is a tie between Omarosa by New York Doesn't matter the other thing he's gonna say I took the liberty because I didn't know what this was. So I went and found it. Clip number 14 is what this doctor says is one of the most important parts in black history.

Okay. You just said in front of all these people that you did not want my vote. Since I already said that, Omarosa, may I also say that I find you to be a fucking guzzling Republican Well that is a pretty big moment yes, I was gonna make fun of them, but actually that's right up there with that Okay, I would say MLK right now is like why she say fuck me for

I Have a clip that's neither here nor there, but they're talking about technology Why'd she say fuck me for? I have a clip that's neither here nor there, but they're talking about technology and The dummy brings up chat GPT He says a few things about chat GPT that can't possibly be true Yeah, some things. I don't know if I ever get into honestly is chat GBT. I just I'm not I'm not in love I Understand that AI is going more and more part of our everyday life But I I try not to use unless I like actually have to and I try to use it Like I don't constantly use it myself. It's just as hard for me to want to use it Huh?

Dark Could you imagine he doesn't consciously use it himself? But it's hard not to use it Right yeah, I mean I feel the same way I see I would have follow-up questions if I was the co-host I have questions like What do you think chat GBT? I'd be like let's back up. What do you think chat GBT is? Good question. I don't think you're understanding this at all think chat gbt i'd be like all right let's back up what do you think chat gbt is good question you have to log in right i don't think you're understanding this at all uh here's another dumb thing they're getting back to the uh breakfast talk whether they're breakfast girlies or not

i hate when especially gay guys do this they make food sexual they sexualize food it's just gross when I say I want cream cheese I want this should be sticky as fuck I want to be like I want to touch it and be like oh bitch she's over me like cream cheese pie and get my bagel girl yes yeah have they ever had cream cheese before it's not that exciting I know the describe you I want extra sticky. Yeah, we don't have that kind It's just smooth cream cheese. Sorry, sir. Can't help me with that. Can you shove it on my face? Can you rub it down my cheek? No, we're just gonna put it on the bag. Oh Is it an onion bagel? Oh fuck off? Is it an onion bagel? Oh, fuck off. I mean, yes, yes.

All right, Doug, what else do you wanna play? So their next segment was getting into powerful, the setup, just point number 16. Okay, so I was like, let's invite them on, let's have a really powerful and uplifting conversation around a lot of the songs that we just find a lot of joy in. And again, when I put the ask out, I initially told them they don't have to be true black history songs,

just songs that honestly speak to you as black people. What is a black history song? I didn't know it had a soundtrack. So I would say like whatever they used to sing in the field. Like I got, and I don't even mean that to be funny. I would think that's something that could translate or even early jazz, anything like anything. Fuck, I don't know. But it wouldn't be number 20, which is Dr. John's powerful and

positive uplifting song. I am starting with a bone crusher. Never scared. Yes, very good. I'm starting with bone crush, never scared. And that is the reason why is because that's just kind of the energy I'm giving off these days. These white people continue to just keep trying it and they think that I'm over here fearful. And I'm like, I never scared. I never scared.

Like, just what? Like, I'm not, I ain't never scared. I ain't never scared. Like, just what? Like, I'm not, I'm never scared. He's a professor at what university did you say, Doug? Is he in California? Yeah. At a university. He thinks that white people are after him. It's like the, he's in liberal central.

Yes. But I bet if there was a spider the size of a quarter that crawled across that tubby foot of his right now I think you would be yeah, you get off that kind of vibe, but now he's trying to act tough I don't know that song by the way should I didn't I didn't even bother to look it up I didn't give a shit. Is it a bone thugs? He said bone crusher bone crusher All right, I don't know black history. Fuck me. Pop quiz today.

All right. 21 XD. This is a long clip. But the setup is important. XD is giving his important black history song. Okay. XD. What is your first? What is your first what is your first pick all of minor thematic okay they're all historical they're all important to the fabric that is black Americana okay the fabric of our lives I would like to start off. Yes, parents just don't understand. That's what I'm guessing. Yes. I would like to start off with the music that is declarative of love and ownership of sexual autonomy.

Okay. It also is one of the blackest songs of all time. However you choose to define it. Okay. It was written by a gentleman named James Imtoumian. Bismarckian. Oh, I know where you're going. I know where you're going.

I'm right there with you. And it's called Juicy Fruit. Yeah. Imtoumian. Okay. Are you And it's called Juicy Fruit. But I am too late. Okay are you familiar with the song Juicy Fruit? Is it the same song that Tukey uses? It's going to move you. Is that what we're talking about? I don't know if that's the same song or not.

I don't watch Tukey's show. But it's the song that Biggie sampled to create the song Juicy. Oh okay. It's important to note, clip number 22 is a cut from the video. It is a song about a black guy who's trying to get with a white girl. That is the blackest song of all time. I'll give him credit for that. My And you'll rise here with me This video rules. We just watched this. I'm loving this. I've never heard this song before.

I guess it's not on my radar for what I'm into. And that is what I have for this show as far as clips. I did put together a quick game. I'm gonna be your review girl. I went and pulled three of their reviews. Great. And I want you guys to guess if they are five star or one star.

So they actually have reviews. Where did you find these reviews? iTunes. Okay. Actually I think this would be a good idea to do on the show in future episodes. Yeah, okay First one I don't mean any offense by this, but why are you encouraging an unhealthy fat lifestyle that could cause health problems? I think you guys should just lose weight one or five stars

That's a one-star review Doug. We're gonna go one Okay, did you leave that review Okay good What is this bro? This is like my grandma and an elephant combined with little McDonald's y'all need to quit and do something better like going to the gym I Think that's a one-star, but I'm giving it five And then the the last one that I pulled it's great The really fat guy on this show stiffed me like four different times as I door-dashed

4,000 plus calorie meals to a stinky apartment, and he has never had company there either They're all one-star reviews that yeah, you got you got three points good That's too bad All right, I have more examples of Jared being brain-dead, but I think we've made that point. Let's move on with our lives shall we? It's time for the This one comes in from general GK in our Discord and he writes, Infamous celebrity psychic and wig enthusiast, Garryk Spivy has a podcast where he takes calls, talks to angels, reads your aura, and talks about God-Matrix energy and spiritual

karmic enforcement and other such word-sowed nonsense. And here is an example, a man from Poland calls in with a question for him and he's going to give the answer, which is always helpful when you call a psychic. Okay. Yeah. Okay. So when your ears go hot like that and your ears go red, that means your angels are talking to you. Usually it's someone's left ear. Both of your ears got red. And so that means that your angels are able to really speak to you. I even see God himself speaking to you. And God says, I will lead you if you will follow. So you have to start really meditating, looking up. Take your eyes and scroll up. Scroll up a

little bit with your eyes, just look up. Look up, look up, look up, there you go. See how you got warm all the way down the back of your neck and your hands got warm? You see? There, okay, you're tapping into heaven. And so that's, you actually went all the way up to Zion heaven, so you can talk to God.

And so, but you have to look up to talk to him. There's a few things in the Bible that talks about, look up, you'll see God, or talk to God, but you have to look up to talk to him. There's a few things in the Bible that talks about look up and you'll see God or talk to God. But you're able to do that. So I'm just letting you know. Yeah, but he's in Poland. Are you sure God's over him? Because if God's over me right now, he's not going to be in Europe as well.

Unless the earth is flat. Wait a second. Maybe the earth is flat. Maybe that's what's going on. This guy seems like a character I want to say how this show starts off. We might have to look into him a little bit closer. Hey guys, welcome to tapping in energy Today this is a very special time. We got this crazy God matrix energy that that showed up Very at the very beginning of the show. I'm like, God, what kind of gift are we gonna give everybody today? Usually he'll show me some spiritual gifts

and then those will pop down during the show. There's this great spiritual gift of a God matrix that you guys are getting right off the bat. And so am I, which is really, really good. This will tune you up. A lot of energies are all over the place. This will focus you and bring you. You feeling tuned up and focus now, doug

Maybe we should have done this first For those of you that are only listening to this the guy that's talking Is a cross between it's like somebody that couldn't decide if they wanted to be an elvis presley impersonator or an elton john impersonator Yes, that's actually a very good explanation. He's got a giant white wig Um that is five times the size of his head. Oh, that's a wig? Yeah, I don't think it's his real hair. But what I find out about this is we've covered a lot of these wackadoos who talk about energy and there was like

crystals behind him and a lot of these people talk about, but they don't get into like God stuff. I always thought that those were separate things. Like spirituality isn't about like God and then talking to God and looking up at him. I don't know, I could be wrong. No, I'm with you on that. Like angels and she like, I understand that spirituality is about God or another force or a greater being or whatever. I'm just, but you get specifically like with angels and shit like that. Angels are talking to you because your ears were red. Like that's where I think maybe he's off Yeah, but he's so sure of himself. I haven't heard confidence like this since GG 33 right yes, that's the way to do it so factual mumbo-jumbo We say it with confidence people be like well, maybe he's out of something Simon Schafe says that's a photo negative of dark helmet

It's a pretty good description As well, I know Doug's a big space balls guy Alright, we've been following this guy through our friend Greg Hughes Greg is a guy who discovers talent He discovered Anthony Cumia He brought Jim Norton under his wing and he rose to fame because of him Vic Henley of course the list goes on but

kind of drops off what we don't know about is Ron the waiter and I've never watched his stand-up comedy before well Zach sent me in some clips of Ron doing stand-up Doug you familiar with Ron the waiter? Just from your show yeah. Pretty funny guy right? He's always quick with a quip Okay, then maybe I'm not because that's not He's absolutely poisoned I don't know why opi has him on his show and keeps him around He's constantly hanging out with him and get farts, but this is Some stand-up comedy. I haven't even watched this yet. I thought we could watch it together I have three clips we could tap out if we have to,

but let's see how far we can get. You mean if we're laughing too hard. Well, right, yeah, let's see how far we can get. Ah! Ah! Football is bad, thank God, right? Because there was no basketball, there was no hockey, there was no football, so besides baseball

being shown on television the alternative is like log tossing Well, I do that in the morning They're showing Shit joke. That's pretty good. Is log tossing a sport that's on TV or I've seen log rolling. Okay, but even with a microphone this guy can't sound good. I just refuses to sound good. It's awful. It's ear piercing. What's it called? Cornhole tournaments with a beanbag? Apparently the qualification for this is inbreeding. Thank God. Oh man, I love to see a joke get absolutely nothing.

It actually sucked the laughter out of the room. But not even one nervous laugh. Let's watch that again and watch how Rod puts his head back and goes, ah. Apparently the qualification for this is inbreeding. Thank God football is back. No more eating peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I don't give a fuck if they ever go back, because now it's all about eating meat, football, chicken wings, fucking ribs, little dicks in the blanket. Did you hear that?

People actively leaving, slamming the door on the way out I'm fucking out of here I like the setup though He's talking about eating meat at football games I'm glad they have a door you can slam Not a lot of comedy clubs have that I know

I should really incorporate that more often Fucking dudes I know it's really incorporate that more often It's just missing the sound effects from the Adam family We should get that door slam on the soundboard anytime rod the waiter is talking about Okay, we missed another punchline now we back this up we got too excited about the door slamming he just had another punchline that got zero I Can constipation they've not shitty for three days Thank God football is bad and Tony Brown is Mr.. Potluck again I don't know if you know this but Shitting is funny cuz he that was the first joke he had and also not shitty gets funny to that shitting is funny Not shitting is funny too. Yeah shitting is funny not shitting funnier

Could you imagine that shitting? Oh my god, this is crazy with this guy Like what are those evil characters in Star Wars? Like, is he the Doc's horse? Is Tom Brady Darth Vader? Well, that would never happen because he's so fucking good looking. There's no way they put a mask on him. Listen, I'll be honest with you, like, I'm a straight guy. I would absolutely be Tom's client. Hold on, did you hear that?

No. I'll be honest with you, I'm a straight guy and then that got a laugh from somebody I'm the first lab. All right, let's do that again. This style laws talk is really good though on him listen i'll be honest with you like i'm a straight guy uh but i would absolutely it's mr boppel i mean that's what the patriots do it's called the patriot's way warcraft the owner of the patriots was caught giving him was caught getting handed at an ancient spot was he giving them or getting them because that's a big difference in my book Look if I thought how Doug was caught in a rub-and-tongue I'd be looking for him And they were featuring table showers. I don't know what the fuck table showers.

It sounds like a zoo animal being sprayed off. You know what I mean? Get the tinkle berries out. Holy shit. He's rough, man. He's trying so hard though. To gross people out. So Wobbikraff was Wobbikraff.

Okay, this is turning into the thing where people are laughing when they realize the joke is over He's moving on to the next thing. Yeah, I see this with Tom Myers a lot. Yes, we just go. Oh, that was the joke It's just like they're just slow just take a minute to catch up. Oh This is like our table at Joe Matt Reese. Yes, we were actually trying not to laugh because it was so obvious that we were laughing That's right, Robin Kraft entered the spa Robin Kraft entered the spa at 1102 AM Entered the spa at 1110 AM Now that's fucking efficiency Have you seen the mug shots of these women? They're not like pretty little gays

They're like women in their 50s They look like a butchie MMA fighter with swollen cauliflower ears. I'm sure the last thing they want to see is an old white man coming to get service. I'm sure there's no small talk. They want to get it over with as quickly as possible, like taking blood knots off a tire, like a fucking NASCAR pit stop. You'll pull pants down now! Oh good, I was hoping he was gonna get into some air shit. Right in the center.

Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie. So the thing about this is, okay, I hesitate to talk shit about this because he's got the balls to do something that I don't have the balls to try. I'd like to, I just don't have the balls to do it. No, no, no, no, Doug. If you had this act you're doing the right thing That's what I'm afraid of Yes

But go ahead you're trying I was just gonna say that the reason why I don't do it is because I fear it would be Like this. Yes. Regular Rich Little over here. I feel like I'm there at the spot. billion dollar sperm coming up. I'd be bathing in it. I'm glad football's back. Thank you. His joke was billion dollar sperm. I'd be bathing in it. People in the chat are saying that he's even more just do it than I am. I don't know if that's true or not. All right. I got a couple more videos here. You want to see some more of his comedy stylings? I think I do. Okay. Let's check it out Ron Berman at QED comedy club Good job everybody

He's already tangled up in the mic stand Everybody Shabbat Shalom Tangled up in the mic stand Jesus Christ so Off to a good start This might be the same stuff so we're 27 seconds in and he's finally talking about so he's finally setting up a joke owner of the world champion New England Patriots, I forgot about the lights, right? Apparently got caught getting a couple handies at a nation spot.

Hold on, pause it. So this is what they talk about when comedians go to different clubs, work out their material before their Netflix? Right. Yeah, okay. This is what we're seeing right here. I'm wondering if he's got some different angles this time.

Well, he closed with it last time. He's like, no, I got to open with this. Yeah, I got to start strong is what he's thinking, right? Thank you. And one of the things on the side was they specialize in table showers. I don't know what a fucking table shower is. It sounds fucking dirty. And it's straight ball in Florida like a table shot. It sounds like a Like a fucking like a zoo animal being sprayed off

Like I don't know what do they have like a fucking high-powered water pick right in the ass cheeks Okay, I was hoping to get to the dingleberries took a little longer to get there this time you really wanted to ease into it It's pretty good stuff. I Like that comedians think the word strip mall is funny. Can you believe this place was a strip ball? Yeah, a lot of places are actually It's where a lot of retail locations are located So the place was under surveillance and he entered the spa at 1102 AM. He exited the spa at 1110 AM. That deficiency.

That's not a deficiency. Did you see the mug shots of the women? They're not like these pretty little gay shit girls. They're like 50 year old, butchie looking like. Let's get to the impression. What do they sound like? With the like the collie. You ever seen them fight with the fucking ear?

They look like cauliflowers. And their face is all swollen. Why would these Asian women have cauliflower ears? Is that ever explained in any of this? Or? Okay. I can only imagine what they're thinking when they see an old white guy coming to get serviced. Like I'm sure there's no fucking small talk.

They're like, here we go again. It's probably like taking fucking lug ducks off a tire. You take that down now, now! Hmm, hmm, hmm! Pim-pim-pim-pum-pum-pum! You go now, $59, you go now, now, you go now! That's my Asian oppression. I I apologize if I come across racist

from Boston You don't say Everyone's like oh from Boston. Oh, okay Okay, I'm gonna take a different route. I'm gonna give him some kudos, please He is doing a very good job of making it sound like every time that he says this you know comparing this to the last video we watched it's like every time that he says it I believe it's the first time that he said it you know what I was thinking the same thing like holy shit

he this is actually rehearsed it didn't seem that way in the first video no right it sounds like he just has bullet points. He doesn't know where he's going with right he's like water table dingleberry depression I Liked it though. He was getting some laughs from a couple lunatics Yeah, and then he started doing the Asian oppression at the place went silent And he's just like oh that raises up for Boston so

If I was to cast the next police academy movie it would be awesome to have him as the sound effect But in New England Robin Kraft is a fucking hero like oh God bless him 77 God. God bless him, 77 years old. God bless him. Wicked, wicked pisser. At 77, I wish I could get it up, you know? Let me tell you something. That's a billion dollar sperm coming out.

I fucking bathe in it. You know what I mean? I don't know, just me. You can tell that guy's not Jewish. No, not you. You look Jewish. Right? Call him that, dude. Call him that. It's quite a word.

I actually live in the area. I walked here. Is anybody familiar with Dibman's Boulevard? Yeah. Okay. Is it just me, or is it just fucking littered with beauty pilots, barber shops, sushi restaurants, and then all these other things? Is it just me? Or is it just fucking littered with beauty pilots, barbershops, sushi restaurants, and then there's like a- like a scattering of Dunkin' Donuts,

and have you ever looked inside the Dunkin' Donuts on Dip Munch Boulevard? What the fuck? We're back to like Dale Mabry comedy from Chad Zubak. You guys ever notice there's like barber shops and doughnut shops in all fairness I don't think this was intended to be put on the internet was it okay? So you're saying he's doing a really localized comedy show here just for the locals. Yeah, okay I mean these are really good observations though Especially dingleberries yep sushi You're not gonna leave hanging I want to know what's going on the inside of the Dunkin Donuts

Yeah, yeah, there's like customers by doughnuts and coffee and stuff right Older Greek men with those like giant mustaches chain-smoking Already really Wait did he just get the light What just happened there? I assume somebody got up and walked out. I thought so is he walking in the room? Let's see It's just packed with walking the room. Let's say it. Have you ever looked inside the back of the donut from dip mud boulevard? It's just packed with, uh, older Greek men, but those like giant mustaches, chain smoking, uh,

apparently already really. Wow. Wow. Took time. Okay. So anyways, so here's the deal. Here's the point of view. My second joke, I had five. I had five jokes. That's the funniest thing you said. You have zero jokes, Rod. I don't know what you're talking about.

That really fucked up his flow. I can see why Opie might think this guy is funny. Well, we talked about this during the bonus show because we were watching some stuff and There was a comment about Carl Pilkington, right? And it's like is this like Opie's Carl Pilkington? He's not using him in that way. No, he's using him like a co-host or sidekick Right and Carl Pilkington says things that aren't true, but you can tell that he believes it. It's way different. Let me finish my second joke. So don't worry, there's a new restaurant

opening up on Ditmars Boulevard. So that Dunkin' Donuts thing was just to say that there's Greek guys who chain smoke and have mustaches? I believe so. And people are just gonna be like, isn't that the case? Isn't that the thing?'t that I'm out of here

You can't smoke inside a Dunkin Donuts. It's not true It's called poon jab fine Indian cuisine Say the third time yeah like where I come from poon is slain for pussy I apologize vagina whatever you want to fucking call it it's jab is I just feel like jab is like you're hitting a heavy bag like what are they going to serve? that poon-jab Finding it was in it sounds like maybe like some tenderized pussy You get a little non-bread. Soak it up. Jesus Christ. I don't know. It's just it almost sounds like

Like like like an aerobic exercise like poon-poon-jab poon-poon-jab I'm fucking keep going with this. One, two, poon-poon-jab Oh Is he doing this to me because of the Holocaust Is this my comeuppance this what's going on right now? I? Believed him when he said I'm not even joking. This is the most hack shit. There was a restaurant down the street from here called House of Poon. Yeah. And I remember the Don and Mike show calling. They're like oh my gosh the House of Poon in

Rochester. And they called the restaurant and asked some questions about it. It's like yeah yeah yeah. It translates it to something different but no good stuff you know cuz languages right yeah you still doing that I'm gonna open up and then you can get your head on again. I'm gonna finish with this. I'm gonna finish with this. Please. I was gonna fucking go like this with my keys just for a little inside joke.

All right. Hold on, stop. Two, two. Okay, so this is just nerves talking, right? Is that what's going on? He also looks exhausted. It looks like he just got done with a half marathon He's been up there for six minutes

Well, it doesn't seem like he has the ability to internally process information, right? So Somebody did said whatever and he said I was going to grab my keys and go like this a little inside joke, which means Playing to the back of the room, right? there's one person in there that would have understood it right so therefore not worth bringing up correct at all correct I'm gonna fucking go like this with my keys just for a little inside joke all right two choose welcome to a bath that's all I got so far working on it thank you very much Jesus Christ that's his closer a setup does Opie ever go to these shows I'm sure he invites him I guarantee he

invites all the get-hard boys out to see him I was just thinking this is Ron the waiter imagine this guy being your waiter. Oh God. And he's Chuck, please. Yeah, he's trying out his stuff. Yeah, for sure. So you guys like berries? Can I get some in front of you? I have one more. I won't watch the whole thing. I just want to see if there's any different material in this one. This is that the comedy shop Do they So I'm not up on all the Opie and Anthony and Ron and all of the shit Do you think they know who he is from anything or are they just being polite because somebody news coming to the stage? They're just being polite. No one knows who this is. Yeah

Open doesn't have a reach. Oh What Burbins here? Holy shit, honey. We didn't even know that when we got the tickets grab the bag of Facebook stars We're going to the comedy club He has so many problems with Mike stance, yeah This is two out of three you should make this a game what what bit is he going to open with okay? Will be robber craft. They got football is back Maybe the two Jews yeah, I need closure. Let's open with the two Jews. What do you think Doug I? Think it's gonna be the handjob thing? Okay. I just stole his bit. Body on the subway. Four people turned around.

I felt like I was a contestant on the woods. The voice I say. The voice. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to do this. I woods! The woods I said! The woods! Doug, I'm sorry, the answer was farting on a subway. Farting on a subway. That'll gag. Was the answer. Throwing logs. I should have went with throwing logs. Partial credit.

Partial credit for sure German supermarket just moved to Astoria on 37th Street Oh good more local here Historia Queens, this is good stuff Thirty seven street and just so this fucking joke makes sense The Germans made landfall on 37th Street Street Wow pretty good stuff she's you know, maybe Hitler wasn't that bad He had some good points can all agree. So I went on some reconnaissance mission. I have an obligation to the chosen people. So I went in and put orderly, effective, and clean. That was quite nice.

Okay, so HelloRazor is the one who apparently sent me these videos because he's in the chat and I saw earlier He said wait until you see his Hitler impression And he wrote seriously wait till you see Hitler pressure when he was doing the Asian people earlier So I guess that's what we're seeing now. He's killing it by comparison. What if Hitler was getting a rub-and-tong? Two Jews walk in. Walking around. Our dude. Loyal little customers, we have a special today. Two for one on the purchases of Strudel and Sauerklub. Those just German foods?

Yeah. What's the joke then? They sound funny. Hmm Walking around, walking around See I hear the laughter in here, I think people are laughing at how bad this is That's the sense of, okay, they're like this guy this guy thinks is an act they should bring it to the stage It's also surprising me a guy this old would be doing this and be this bad at it Maybe how long has he been doing stand-up comedy or attempting it anyway? I don't know the answer to that I was introduced to him a year or two ago by Opie, and it was just Ron the waiter,

and then he would talk about doing standup and setting up shows and all these shows he's got and stuff. How long do you think he's been doing standup, Doug? Oh, I would say three weeks. It's funny. And we watched all three weeks progression. It's funny you say that because whenever you see these guys who are this bad, it's always like, I'm only seven years in.

You're like, what the fuck? How are you this bad seven years in? Go on. To our one here, blue line, gold circle, needle loyal members. if you help us locate Zilla of the Jodic, you'll get 10% off your next purchase. Bet it, right? That doesn't seem right. Something the premises guys and now all the jokes will work this German grocery store is actually run by Nazis Okay, I already got my laps out Efficiently clean and the prices are very good needles the prices are very good Okay, you're doing this shit intentionally man bit with I'm going to tell all my friends about it cool

in the middle of his quote-unquote set he reaches down and starts twisting the you can't figure out a knob Yeah, I can't figure out the mic stand. He can't know he's doing on purpose No, no, no, if you want if you go back just ten seconds or whatever the mic was standing there He wasn't touching it and then he just reaches down Loosens it and drops it You know what that's how carrot top started though carrot top was just telling jokes up there Then he started playing with the mic stand if you were whoa, that's pretty cool. I Just here's words that I never thought I would say but this guy has no care in top I'm thinking of stuttering John at the Howard roast. Yeah, nothing and they just starts jumping a lot of energy and jumping and making noise Is he implying that he's been doing comedy for 10 years I was wondering that myself

It was a dark and stormy night. The thieves were angry, my friends. Amber alerts going off left and right because talent agencies throughout New York City were going missing. And why were they going missing? Because Zanyaining had arrived! Oh wait, isn't that stolen? One of them stole it from the other. Well, I think now that he's

doing the trumpet thing, I think he might actually get the job on the new police academy movie. So he's showing some rage have to blow the shofar. Okay, I'm lost. I'm completely I can't even I can't even comment on this anymore. I don't even know what's going on. What's he talking about? Anyone even following this at this point? I really don't know. Can you make it end? Yep. I just did. I have that kind of power of this show. I wield that kind of power. And I feel like we need something to get us back into the show after Ron just slowed everything to a halt and I know that when Doug comes on, who are these podcasts, he brings his girlfriend. Before we do that, I've got two other clips.

When we first started talking about me coming on, I explored a podcast called She's All Fat. Yes. All right, so I had already started a little bit of pre-work. I pulled a couple clips, and then we decided to do the Black Fat Fam one. Correct. So clip number 28,

I just want you to know what you missed out on, and I am submitting it again for the next time I come on. All right. Clip number 28. Yali, let's talk about the one lie of the episode, which is that it says Across America, but you're actually in Canada. So what's it like being chubby or fat

in your corner of the world? I mean, I'm like chubby slash small fat. So like I don't, I'm probably not as aware of like things as I should be like I hold a lot of privilege That guess was like listen you dubby bitch. I'm not as fat as you Just lose a couple pounds It's I didn't really come here to be insulted And then clip 31 was the this was why I wanted this show, okay

I'm here with fat podcast extraordinary correspondent ash Fat lip welcome to our podcast. We're so happy to have you here. Thank you, I'm so glad to be here. Thank you for having me. Okay, what year did this come out? Is she still alive? She is still alive. Wow, amazing. Yeah, I.

As for Fat Lip, we miss her. I did, you have no idea how much investigation I did just to try to find her. It was a cross between ChetT and the way back machine to try to get an episode that she was on. Well, congratulations. I'm using two different websites. What way to go. Very impressive. Doug. Was it taking a lot of work? You kind of just, I didn't't I didn't consciously use Chad GPT

I was wondering about that what if you knew you were using it or not when you were out there Okay, so you had brought up Stephanie Brie Stephanie Brie is her name Doug's brought her to the show a couple of times now So I want to try something. I've heard a phrase on here on this show quite a bit dropping the needle sure right Okay, so I didn't pull clips what I did is I pulled an entire episode This is a 22 minute episode and I condensed it to two minutes great So anywhere where you hear the fast-forwarding that's either somewhere between a 20 times and a hundred time fast-forward somewhere between a 20 times and a hundred time fast forward. The, I did this with two episodes. The first one, what the fuck with, uh, what the fuck is up with orange soda. Okay.

The reason why I like Stephanie Brie is because it is the, the ramblings of a mad person and I cannot get enough. All right, let's check it out. And I cannot get enough. All right, let's check it out All right, so I Wasn't sure by the way, stephanie bree here. Hello. Welcome back to my channel. Please subscribe like thumbs up Respectful comment, please for goodness sake um

Yeah, I want to ask what the fuck is up with orange soda Like jesus christ, seriously finally someone's asking is up with orange soda? Like, Jesus Christ, seriously. Finally someone's asking that question. What is orange soda? Well, we've already talked about orange juice, I believe, in more than one video. I'm fairly certain if you Google, or you do a search in my channel, orange juice, something will come up. I've talked about orange juice. I know I have If I haven't I will someday

your affiliate of Coca-Cola Slice does go drink coke stop drinking RC Cola. God damn it. Hey You're allowed to be a dipshit. Yeah, sometimes where I will probably be considered a dipshit. Yeah, you got crushed. I like that the show about orange soda, we're already calling people dipshits for their opinions on things. And slice and Fanta and you know, others. I'm going to call the put it in a blender.

Dr. Thunder, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Who Gets a Shit. Yes. Spoiler alert, it's not really about orange soda. No, it's not. But there are shows about orange juice though, right Doug? We'll be able to watch those in the future. So yeah, I don't know how long you want to try to get through this. I enjoy the rambling just because you never know where it's going to go. I understand. It's not your normal premise of

just sitting and listening to a long clip, but Well, I will say Stephanie Brie usually has like black shit all over her hands She's usually smoking a cigar or something. She looks like she's maybe bathed recently Hmm. She had court. I was trying to give her benefit of the doubt except for to talk about Mountain Dew because as far as I know there is a squirt which is the superior citrus soda by the way it's actually a grapefruit flavor yum-yum how does she have time to do these shows when she's probably got an active dating life I would imagine if If we make it to my other Stephanie Brie clip you will understand how she

she Can I go there now, please? No, I mean if you want you're gonna miss out, but oh, okay. Well, let's keep it going then. There's some gold here But I wanted to talk about orange soda specifically Or it is not orange juice, it's just water It's orange flavored water. No pulp. No sale. I will never buy a carton of orange juice That doesn't say full pulp on it Does it say full pulp? I've never seen that. It's not like whole milk. It's basically just eating an orange that's this orange juice. No juice, just pulp.

I'm gonna dump it in your face and then probably give you a real stern what the fuck dumbass don't ever ever ever bring somebody a Pepsi that asked for a coke They are not the same goddamn thing Okay, you were right. This does get better. I apologize When the cigar comes out yeah, I think things get she gets a little sassy. Yeah, I don't think this person's healthy Oh, I don't think they're living a healthy lifestyle I'm across two non dads orange cream sodas.

They also come in a bottle. And for the love of all that is goddamn holy, stop drinking RC Cola and stop voting for Republicans. Thank you, have a good day. Buddy, move your ass. Move your butt. God damn it, you clawed me, you shithead. That's how you end an episode right there.

You know, you don't see a lot of people do podcasts in front of their wall of CDs anymore. No. You know, usually it's books or something, not compact discs. You'd be surprised what's behind me, this curtain that I put up here in the last minute a lot of CD eight tracks that makes more sense all right you want to talk about door dash yeah if you're in for it and

let's try it today we're talking door dash no we're not talking uber eats or grub hub or any of that other shit cuz I'm a poor person I can't afford all the different apps. I use door to ask because you know I use them often enough. I Get good service Okay, yeah, I'm know how these work right yeah You can't have multiple apps on your you don't have to use all four at once no I encourage you not to actually apps on your phone. You don't have to use all four at once. No, I encourage you not to actually. Number one, a positive. If you're lazy or disabled like I am. Wait, lazy and disabled is what she meant to say. Okay. And you have limited mobility or you don't like to leave the house. I walk with

a cane so I have limited mobility. Plus I have chronic pain in my legs, I have neuropathy and arthritis. We'll keep eating junk food instead of getting on the couch, I'm sure it'll get better. Gosh, yeah it costs a little bit more, but not really because I'm not putting wear and tear on my car, I'm not putting, having to burn the gas in my car, I'm not having to drive to a place and find a parking spot and deal with people and gah, it's worth it, okay? Jack in the Box, Taco Bell, Taco John's, Taco Bell, A&W, Taco Bell, eat Taco Bell, and then you know, shit, puke, diarrhea, take some Tums, some Pepto, go back, eat it again tomorrow, rinse, repeat, we're good to go. I love Taco Bell. But, alright.

I also love the Jack in the Box Tacos. Sue me. Actually, don't sue me. But, you know, it's a metaphor. I don't- I'm- I've got negative- Sue me as a metaphor? For what? ...moneys in my assets. So, don't try negative sue me as a metaphor for what if monies in my assets, so don't try to sue me. I'm gonna own every one of those CDs Three I've got negative monies in my assets consider yourself sued Before

time began Before the pandemic before door dash before all this apps on our phone bullshit, Pizza Hut was the best fucking pizza place on the planet. Fuck you if you disagree with me. Pizza Hut was God's goddamn gift. Nope. To humanity, they had the best pizza, the best breadsticks, the best sodas, the best fucking...

The best sodas? I think it's just biased about pizza. You know it's syrup, right? Yeah, right. It's like the same shit that Domino's gets too. Chicken, they were undeniably the best. Imagine being passionate about Pizza Hut I Want to I want to be in her chat just be like out of the little seizures is probably a lot better than

Because obviously we all know that you know your local places are probably gonna have better pizza no shit I Used to work at Pizza Hut, and you know what I did at Pizza Hut I don't know if you missed that but there seemed to be a little Flaw in her messaging so he went on to say, you know, he said how much Pizza Hut is the best pizza in the world blah blah blah and then it was like three minutes later Yeah, I mean your local pizza places are gonna have better pizza than Pizza Hut. That's that's a known. Okay. Well Glad she understands they learned from the best. I delivered pizzas to people's houses. Oh god. I was a delivery driver

No, thanks. We're no longer hungry Here's your pizza. So this just popped into my head. I assume when Stephanie Brie was delivering pizzas it's my wife used to own a flower shop and I would get off work I worked third shift and during the busy season I would help her deliver so I would get off work, I worked third shift and during the busy season I would help her deliver. So I would get off work, I worked in a machine shop so I was fucking, you know, dirtier than shit. I stunk, I'd been sweating all night in the shop and then I would go there and pick up 10 or 12 deliveries and make the run and then go home. And more than once, you know, I'd the run and then go home and more than once you know I knock on the door old lady would open up the door and go and then slam the door in my face I assume that the pizza thing went the same way for stuff so is that why your wife's

business is no longer around because you were delivering the flowers I got fired more than once from that okay okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna do a Joe Pesci. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Here we are. They knew the neighborhoods, they would get your pizza on time every goddamn time, hot and fresh and ready to eat. You know why? Because Pizza Hut used You know why? Because Pizza Hut used heated bags. Yes, bags with a hot plate in it. You might not know this. Domino's does not. Little Caesar's, Papa John's, does not. They just stick it in a vinyl bag and hope that it keeps the heat in. Pizza Hut's bags have a hot plate in them that they plug into the wall and keep it hot. So when they stick the pizza in it, the hot plate is them that they plug into the wall and keep it hot So when they stick the pizza in it the hot plate is hot so when it gets to your house the pizza is hot

Is this the answer to the most important moment of black history? It's as relevant to that as it is door to Motherfucking Cockroaches, sorry if you're a door dasher. I love y'all if you're a good Motherfucking cockroaches! Sorry if you're a DoorDasher. I love y'all. If you're a good, you know, if you're bringing me Taco Bell, thank you. No.

I brought this bitch Wendy's! What she got against me? I will never, ever, ever get Pizza Hut from DoorDash because DoorDash cockroaches, I'm sorry but I'm gonna call you cockroaches in this one instance, deal with it. Do not go to Pizza Hut, put your pizza in a heated vinyl bag with a hot plate and bring it to you hot. They just bring you a cardboard box that was sitting in their car. You're not getting the same fucking pizza from DoorDash delivered from Pizza Hut. All right.

I don't know if I can watch this. I love this. I know you do. This is your girlfriend. We've talked about that. There is a solution to this. you could just have the oven on, throw the pizza in the oven when it gets there, it's not the temperature you want it to be. Yeah I assume that that's going to happen, and then when I get hot pizza, I turn the

oven off. It's great, you don't have to use it. Yeah. But it was there, in case you needed it. And I knew going into this, like there's a fork in the road where you and I disagree on certain things Yeah, I Love Stephanie breathe there. I said it I could sit and watch this over and over and over again Just watching the ramblings of a lunatic and I can I can see you you tapping out. I'm watching your eyes. You're not interested. No, I

I can see you tapping out. I'm watching your eyes. You're not interested. Nope. I don't know what to tell you, man. What am I missing here? I mean, we're hearing that she won't order pizza from DoorDash, but will order Taco Bell. Is there more to it than that?

Oh, so you got it. Oh, okay. Okay. So I was understanding the message. Well, thank you, Doug. I know that you pulled that stuff for us last minute, and I appreciate you bringing. I wouldn't want you to be on WTP

and not get an update on what Stephanie Brie's up to. So I sent you a message, what, three months ago. You have to know that anytime I come on, I'm bringing Stephanie Brie. And what's her follower count up to? Is she doing well? 600-ish. All right, that's good.

We're getting the word out there for her. For her patrons? For him or her. Oh No, does she have a patreon? Mm-hmm. Oh no Why do these people do this? All right, we do have a game coming up Megan is here waiting patiently in the green room Oh Stunk fart Get you every time it does I love it

Opie starts off his most recent live from Gebhardt's episode and he's sitting there with Littlefoot and he's doing his Eddie Vedder impression. And remember, this is a restaurant slash bar in Manhattan that's open and it's daylight out. Here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here,

here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, Live at Gephots, welcome bitches. It's not Gephots, it's called Gephots. It's Gephots on the Upper West Side and also on what? 45th Street, that's called Beer Culture. Yeah, 45th between 8th and 9th. This is my friend Matt, that's a little foot. This is the owner of this place allowing this lunatic to do his Eddie Vedder impression at the top of his lungs and the people in there probably ordering dinner. I thought Matt was coming over

to tell him to shut the fuck up. There's a server going I'm sorry did you said no onions? There's a guy in the other room over there. Opie as we know was just out at the beach home in the Hamptons. Yeah, so he's back in New York He's got this crazy energy about him. He's around people again. He hasn't been around people for a few days So he's very excited about it and the thing I know about Opie's he doesn't have any real friends And so when he connects with someone about anything He decides it's very important for all of us to know about it And the thing that he connected with with his buddy Matt here is the band the toadies you remember that song that that band

had that one sign that they had well Opie remembers and we are obsessed with the toadies right now Oh man! The toadies! Do you wanna die? So that was the toadies, huh? Littlefoot doesn't know what to make of this. Littlefoot's standing there like He's not even reacting. What is going on right now?

I don't wanna die. Well, there's more singing of the song in case that didn't give you enough of a hint of what that hit song was. Do you wanna die? Along with the toadies, it's a special feeling. enough of a hint of what that hit song was. Do you wanna die? Along with the toadies, it's a special feeling. Behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secrets. Oh god, the toadies. So I guess at a certain stage in life, you just don't give a fuck anymore.

I'm not there yet. I'm looking forward to that era I can just go do an establishment annoy the fuck out of everyone and not give a shit please don't I like going out to you okay all right well I won't bring my computer and a ring light I'm not even try attempting to be funny when I say this, if I had to choose between sitting front row for Ron the Waiter's set or sitting anywhere within earshot of this, I would choose the Attempted Comedy Club. Yeah.

I know what you mean, although I would be fascinated by this. No one knows who OPI is. They might assume that there's people watching this on the other side of that computer screen. I don't know but It'd be fascinating to just kind of be in there and go like wow because when we first started covering opi when he would do shows from the bar it was audio only and He'd be obnoxious and tell them to turn off the music and all this shit I'm like the balls on this man. Yeah to treat everyone like they're at his place Yeah, it would be ballsy if he did a good show, right?

It's insane that he would interrupt anyone else's good time to do this. Wow. Listen, it's Opie's world. We're living in it He's back from the ocean. He's ready to go By the way, I just got back from the ocean Does that plan song I dropped my stuff off said hi to my wife and kids I went out there to just chill and not hear a voice for two days Although my brother wrecked that and we went fishing for a few hours. That was cool. I didn't mind that at all All right, so I'm back in the energy of New York City and it's uh, it's it sucks. It's still winter God right right into weather talk

You can't stop himself kid he it's always talking about whether it's spring or winter or summer That's been going on for months now on his show ever seems happy with whatever season it is I I'm sure you picked up on this so we watched him when he was at the Hamptons He's like it's my birthday weekend. I'm getting my brother and a friend We're gonna go fishing turned out the friend didn't show up because it was just his brother And it was just a couple hours. Otherwise Opie was by himself just him and doggy For the entire weekend and the wife is just like yeah. Yeah go Get the fuck out of here. You you need to leave because New York City is

Very difficult for the opester. It's dragging him down. This place, man, it will just drag you down. I looked at my wife, she goes, go, go. She just knows. Go to the ocean? Yeah, she just knows, she goes, go, go. There you're heading. Because this city just drags you down, right?

She's sick of you complaining. If your wife is looking at you like, yeah, get the fuck out. Go to the Hamptons for the weekend. It's because you're annoying the hell out of her. I know you have beat this horse. It's dead. But why is he so insufferable? I don't understand. I don't understand either. The guy's's a multimillionaire He's got the best setup you could have in New York, and he just never stops complaining about it When we were in Vegas, I think it was Adam Bush who pointed out that's Chronic depression constant complaining. I never was familiar with that. I never put this Good it's funny to say that can actually have in my notes and I agree with OPI that New York, it's why I don't live there. Yeah. I wouldn't want to live in Manhattan.

It's not. I might do a weekend there. I can do a weekend. But there's a saying that says, no matter where you go, there you are. Yep. And so OPI complaining about his surroundings nonstop. It's him. He's complaining about himself. He's miserable. And he talks more about that. This city is undefeated. And if the city could, they would rip all your clothes off and drag you through the streets of your ball back hits every fucking pot. Right. And metaphorically is happening through a lot of us. Oh, no, but if they could, they would do that.

Yeah. Opie imagine if you didn't have millions of dollars and that amazing apartment. That's 500 feet above the the ground level I am sure for the everyman that Living in New York would be fucking miserable Sure, if you have millions of dollars, I don't know any place that I would That would be on my top five places that I want to want to live yeah you could do there's always something to do there's always some place to go Billy Joel's not performing anymore but there's other concerts and other things to do there's other things well let's get into more toadies talk because that's what they're bonding over on this episode I

saw a guy fall into a lake with one. It was cool. That is cool. Yeah. Yeah behind the boat house I'll show you my dark secrets Around the lake wait wait around late tonight late tonight. Yes, okay Opie was talking about how he knows the toadie so well from his WAAF days in Boston He's like, oh, yeah, I go way back with the toadie. well from his WAAF days in Boston. He's like, oh yeah, I go way back with the toadie. He doesn't know the lyrics to their only popular song, but he wants to bond. It reminds you of the Andy Kaufman thing we played where we didn't know Tony Clifton. He's like, I know everything there is to know about Andy Kaufman. Oh yeah, what was the other personality

you had? I don't know. Can we start with an easier question? That was Andy Kaufman's manager, right? Can we start with an easier question? That was Andy Kaufman's manager, right? Tony Clifton Andy Kaufman as Tony Clifton. Yes as his manager Opie Hates it when Eddie Vedder gets out and talks to the crowd for three minutes or more For a very specific reason not because of the message that Eddie has for a different reason But this is what I want to say about Eddie veteran, other, other, uh, uh,

rock stars that babble. Uh huh. Um, I get annoyed. I get annoyed if the babbles more than three minutes, cause then I'm like, Oh, that's a song. I couldn't be, that's a, I couldn't be, it's a song. I'm like, fuck. Now they're not gonna play elder. Well, okay the counter in a small town. So Now they just called small town right down. Yeah, is that how that works is stone gossard just crossing songs off the list Is that he goes playing that? We're not playing fucking black Forget this

Don't think that's how that works. I don't think it's a good point from Opie. Yeah, no one's flashing a light at Pearl Jam. All right, so this is more Pearl Jam talk and Opie gets very excited about this joke because they're talking about that Eddie drinks a lot while he's on stage and maybe has a drinking problem. He's got one bodily drinks and then it's substitute this water in there. Are you saying Eddie Vedder's like Dean Martin? I mean, they both have great voices.

Dude, he couldn't survive if he was drinking three bottles of wine. You hear the rap at the end of the show, baby. He slurs a little more at the end. Yeah, that's why they play Yellow Ledbetter at the end. What's the... What's the... That's funny! That's Pearl jam funny, uh-huh. Do you think that was Pearl Jam funny I

Mean if I was gonna use the words Pearl Jam funny that I guess I have to do it. Yeah Yeah, oh we got very excited right there like a child That's pretty funny But please well, why was it funny when you said it? Please tell me it doesn't explain that joke immediately after that happens See the joke there is that no one knows the lyrics of yellow How are these guys putting up with this? I gotta get that door slam drop. Yes, but it's going on right here.

Why are they letting this happen? So then, Opie's talking about John Mayer. He has a channel on SiriusXM that O likes and this gets into more random singing and there's a They like to talk about music on this show a lot. So there's a question about you know, what's the best love song? Anyway, he's fucking the music he's picking his rap as a DJ. It's really good shit Love him Like remember before we went live. What is love? Baby don't hurt me. What's your favorite love song? What a horrible question. What's your favorite

love song? So then that turns into it has to have the word love in the title of it. And then they start throwing out songs that are not love songs but they have the word loving it so bone crusher bone crusher is the answer correct but oh he gets very excited when a song is brought up from 33 years ago that he knows but wait to song black by Pearl Chain? Sure, yeah. God, is that a great song! He really needs to go back to doing disc jockeying on FM radio. He gets very excited about 90s alternative. Yeah, he's got that childlike energy laughing and clapping, but it's an old attitude of,

oh, that's familiar. Right. That's why I'm excited. He would actually be good on an oldies channel. There you go. I mean oldies meaning whatever classic rocker or something like that. 90s. Yes, correct.

So then people in the chat are talking about what their favorite song with the word love in it is and Opie is retarded because he thinks this is a Van Halen song. What about love? Wait, what about love? What's what about? No, that's not it. It's one of those tech talk songs. Van Halen. Ain't Talkin' About Love. That's Ain't Talkin' About Love. Is that what you're talking about, JMR? What is love? That's the- What is love? You did that one already though. Don't hurt me. Ain't Talkin' About Love is one of the greatest love songs is it I think

My pearl jam that diver down These guys are idiots What about love is a song by heart? Yes ain't talking about love. It's not my man. Hey, and it's not on Diver Down No, it's on their first album bad. Hell in one is the fourth single guys fucking keep up over here What are we talking about? We're talking about love and They're like eight talking about loves a great love song. It's kind of anti One of the things that I was just sitting here thinking about is if you could get a hold of somebody that had no knowledge of US radio history. Yeah, they had they didn't know Howard Stern. They didn't know being Anthony and you were

to play any clip of Opie and say, do you think that this guy has the potential to become one of the top broadcasters in the world? Right? Right now? If you play it right now, or even a top broadcaster in his market, You know, let's not even say the world Could he be number one? By a radio station to do a show it's fascinating to me the history that this guy has and Being a at one time a respected broadcaster and then watching him now There's I think you touched on then watching him now there's I think you touched on mental illness and mental decline I think it's apparent I mean

yeah this this isn't what he used to be by any stretch and it's crazy because it used to be creepy to follow someone around who was losing their mind and document that but now he's like give something to me it's it's a job it's amazing it's just like every day I get a little notification my phone like opi radio Islamic oh is he all right let's see what he's rambling about and just to drive the point home again he doesn't have an editor who he's putting these clips out oh yeah well this is the full video that we're watching here This is all right, but you get a notification. It's something that he wants the public to see of course. That's amazing. Yes He's pushing it out. He's got two channels now. He's really trying to do it

I'm gonna skip the next clip but Ron the waiter shows up and of course there's comedy gold cuz Ron got a cinnamon bun and a coffee from across the street and it was almost $11 and then opi is talking about the city sucks again It's like a lot. We're complaining about $11 anyway. Thanks for saving us time. I'll save us a little bit of time Let me just play this doesn't go into the Asian thing That would have been good, but there you didn't get served by an agent unfortunately so let me just play this last clip because New Orleans gets brought up and

So let me just play this last clip because New Orleans gets brought up and Opie has heard something about New Orleans and he's like one of those idiots who like, he hears, it's like Ray DeVito. He hears a word that's familiar, he does a word association, and he has to blurt out what he knows about that. When I say Ray DeVito, I mean a child.

This is what a child does. And Opie does that and he says the dumbest thing. Know what I learned about New Orleans? Go ahead. You can drink right here in the airport. You can gamble and drink right here in the airport. Is that what you learned? Yes. Even Matt's just like, what?

I don't know if you know this Opie, you can drink in every airport. Fucking airport. I'm not a huge fan of traveling. I've been doing it a lot lately. It's one of the perks. Yeah. Drinks at the airport. Opie said, you know that you can drink at the airport, New Orleans Yeah, you drink everywhere in our let's it's kind of the whole point You do you see how you pronounce that? Yeah, I do like you're supposed to yeah, I think that's right

I've heard a couple different ways When it annoys the fuck out of me when somebody that's not from there just throws in their Nolens Nolens Yeah, no, but no piece that's that's his style though. He's very funny because he says words weird He pronounces words incorrectly. I misinterpreted my that's my fault Alright, I want to bring on our friend Megan joining us again. What's up, Megan? She's here in the studio with us. She's right next to me. It's amazing. How's it going? I'm good. How are you? I am fantastic. Thank you for being here on a Sunday. We have a game to play. Our friend

Cardiff Electric puts together these games for us. We've been doing the two minutes with Tom lately, but we're actually going back old school to poke a dabbler. Oh wow. So, Megan, I believe this will be self-explanatory, but if any questions come up, let me know. You're 0 for 1 so far with these games. And we are keeping score. And I think I am 0 for like 15. yeah, have you ever won one Doug? I don't think so hmm alright Let's change I was I was I'm very disappointed that we're not playing a Tom Myers game I know I was I was looking forward to Tom Myers game, too But there's only so much time material out there. It is limited My favorite my favorite segment on this show now oh, and I have never been a part of one Oh, you're in for a treat. Well in that case I got to do this early

Boy do I have a tease for us today, so tomorrow I'm flying out to Dallas. I'm gonna be on with normal world with Dave Landau and then Primetime with Alex Stein out at Blaze. So I'll be doing those shows. So I won't be around for WATP on Wednesday. But Vinny's filling in for me, Adam Bush, producer Chris will all be there. And the guest they're going to have is Tom Myers.

Tom has agreed to come on WATP as long as I'm not there. So that's very exciting. Sorry, Doug. You're on the show before that show. How did that make me feel better about not having a Tom Myers segment? Because it's gonna be an amazing Tom Myers segment on this show coming up later this week. Anyway, that's my announcement. That's my teaser. Back to the game. It's time for the return of everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler What do you say Carl and Doug and others?

Are you ready? to poke a dabbler Shit you think I give a fuck what these fucking guys' names are? I don't care! I don't. I swear to you. I don't give a shit. The only person...

You know, I mean, if you're too much of a coward, and you can't say your real name that's on you And you got to hide behind a potato and a fucking orange and a fucking a Puppet then that's on you Sorry take you Give a fuck about Cardiff So articulate. Give a fuck about Cardiff, Patrick Lewinsky, or Rocco Siffred, whatever. I don't care.

Give a shit. Look deep down, I don't think that Vinnie Paulino such a bad guy. I think that his head, that huge moonhead his is way up Lady K marks ass. But that being said, I don't think he really is a bad guy. I think he's extremely hypersensitive. That's true. I think he's fucking, you know, that's like, you say one thing to him in a text and he and he goes back shit crazy. Yep, that's true. I think he's you know, what I don't think he's a bad guy. I think he mishandled the whole comedy at the Carlson fiasco. Right, everyone's fault but yours. I don't think he should have ever taken that position with me. I don't think he should have ever acted so unprofessionally.

But do I think he's that bad guy? No. Do I think that his friend Carl Heberger, H-E-B-E-R-G-E-R, you think I give a fuck what these fucking guys' names are? I don't care. Good point. H-E-B-E-R-G-E-R is a bad person. Yes, I do.

I agree. I do think Carl He he burger is a bad person You know if lady K Saw me in person He would fucking run the other way Just like the shit way you did when I tried to interview They are what you call internet bullies. I Just think that Vinnie has bad friend. I thought it was.

It just seems like Cardiff was just having fun cutting up old celery jack clips. But I think he sent over the wrong file. We'll get to it eventually, I think. Lady K. And for some reason he can't quit him. He should, but he won't. So he's going to sit there and support every time. No matter what I said to Vinny about Lady K. Like I could have said that he fucking I don't

know. It goes on. Really bad. Like you know, like he fucking anything you know, he fucking He fucking anything, you know, he fucking. What did John say next? Your choices. Number one, racist. He terrorist.

Next, narcissist. For arsonist. And lastly, white supremacist. Okay. And lastly too, homo. Tough one. A dab of it. All right, I always go first.

For some reason, it just seems like he would say terrorist. Like he's trying to find the worst thing I could be. So B, terrorist, Doug, what do you think? I was gonna go with B, but just for the, uh, to try to get the win away from Cardiff, I'm going to go with next narcissist. All right. I like that. Oftentimes he uses the same words on us that we use on him. Megan, what do you think? I'm going to kind of match your energy and go lastly to homo because I feel

like, you know, everyone's a homo right yeah especially on this show uh producer chris what do you think I think arsonist is funny yeah that's why I think hard to put that one in is that what you're thinking yes all right let's go Let's go. Like, I could have said that he fucking... I don't know. Like, anything. Really bad, like, you know, like he fucking...

Anything, you know, he fucking... He's a narcissist or something. Oh, fuck! Wow, congratulations, producer Chris! I thought he said narcissist. Well, he would have said narcissist, but narcissist yeah, it's very close to that oh I gotta hear that again actually He's a narcissist or something He's a narcissist yeah, I think so too because it started I thought I was gonna be narcissist so I

I would say that me and Chris each get a half point, okay? Do we think no Chris got the full point didn't you didn't that what you picked? Yeah, I picked arsonist. Yeah Yeah, he said arsonist All right, we'll go to the judge. We'll figure it out. Oh go to dabble core I mean he can't talk so he could be saying he's an Oh good a dabble course. I mean he can't talk so he could be saying he's an Arsonist with the right carrying over right all right. That's enough you win enough Well, I wanted to give Doug a point, but this this is my first loss in five games now. Sorry snap the streak Yeah, but at least I won fuck off

Then he would defend them. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. That's all for this time. back next time find out if you are man enough to poke a dab of Patreon.com slash carter flexor Sit Eugene sit good dog Sorry Megan the answer was not homo Better luck next time. Thank you cardiff for a fantastic game tomorrow is the the big announcement Supposedly that stuttering John will be suing me and surely that should be coming out tomorrow Very excited for that dumb question. What's your name for a dabble house?

Wow, yeah, so we got the audio of him Dumb question. What's he showing you for? Uh, Dabble House. Wow. Yeah. So we got the audio of him flirting with Kate Meany on the phone and we played that at Dabble House and John thinks he can sue me for that. Which is fun. Yes. Which is going to be interesting.

Alright, we already did our teaser. So I'm going to tell people to definitely check out Who's Right podcast. You guys are doing more than just playing Mortal Kombat against each other, right? Yeah, yeah, we are talking about black people and trans people, Mortal Kombat, and...

No, I think that's it. Yeah. And where people find your show. Who'sRightpodcast.com. Very good. And Megan, anything your show. Who's Right podcast.com. Very good. And Megan, anything you want to promote while you're here? No, just I hope everyone has a nice weekend. And yeah, I always like coming on here with you.

Oh, look at that. Just passing along joy and good wishes. Not normally what we do over here. I was gonna say. I wanted to slide this one time. Megan, I'm gonna play some internet news and then you're gonna read some reviews. We gotta figure out how many stars they are

and then we got some voicemails and that'll be it. So what's without further ado. Internet news with Jen from the jiggles department. From Patreon, SSD ponders. I bet if there was a guillotine at the Battle of the Bands, it was the same stature as the Stonehenge monument in Spinal Tap. Notorious Cretan opines, George Santos is just Buster from Arrested Development. The Negative Creep lives up to his name. Soooo are we gonna see Megan's tits or what? Elsie Brock points out, it's pathetic watching

this hoctua lady desperately try to hang onto her fame a bit longer. Some of the people who became famous because of a stupid video that went viral had the decency to fade away once their novelty wore off. From Spotify, Joey Cornelius writes, this show is better than ever. I need Adam's attention pointed at Patrick Michael, please. A whole deep dive. Maybe nudge him about getting on with old C cups.

Taco Tire scribes. Remember when Adam Bush wasn't on every episode? Nandy! From Reddit, the purdy one asks us, When did Adam Bush become the Barbara Walters of the Dabbleverse? Mayor Wirtz clarifies, Adam is doing the Lord's work. Fixit 403 shares? I kinda like it.

Watching someone genuinely ask Chad if he ever tried making friends by not acting like an enormous piece of shit was fascinating. Esoteric 420? I dunno. At least it's a step up from the normal, haha look it's stupid. I mean it's still that, but with an analytical perspective on top. Bird which is bald eagle summarizes Piggython 25. Quick rundown. Keanu asked Nick when he got permission to show the embarrassing errand texts. Nick said right after he accumulated them. Keanu then spun in circles while crying for three hours. The fool who follows 440 is outraged about SJ. Not in the Writers Guild!

Next you'll tell me he never graduated from NYU! But Jewel SFT defense, he's in the Guild, the Lollipop Guild. Pock face criminal feels similar. My perception of John was shattered when I found out he wasn't really in Mensa. And from YouTube, AB223 weighs in on Haktua. This chick takes less responsibility

for her own actions than Nick Ricada. Adam Thompson writes, "'Chelsea is the equivalent of an emotional support dog.'" 76 Spazzle notes, "'Her name is Haktua, but we've yet to see her Haktua anything.' Rip off! Nostalgia Kali offers,

"'Anthony could talk about paint drying and would still be more interesting than Opie describing his sex life.'" And Waldo Carmen plays us out with, and conversely, Opie could witness the most amazing event happen and convey it in the most boring, drawn out way possible. Thank you Jenny for reading the internet news.

She'll be on All Apologies podcast tonight. That's right. With trucker Andy and Joey Sixpack over there. I think Adam Bush interviewing people from the Dabble versus some of the best audio to come out of this show. I agree. It's been spectacular and I'm looking forward to Adam and Tom having a little conversation on on this show. Should be interesting. I actually I don't know if it's out yet but I went on skinny Chad Zumach show this past week and

He didn't like the way that he's been perceived since the Adam Bush interview people think he's a creep So I think he tried to change the narrative with me on the show. We'll see how he did Megan in San Diego, do you have some reviews you want to read for us? Yes, I knew This first review is called, Why? I don't understand this show. A guy with a face for radio intentionally reviews bad podcasts. There's also a bunch of random things that join him to,

well, I don't know. The plus side is there's a mostly silent guy with great hair who actually has something interesting to say, the worst thing is they constantly make fun of a dementia-riddled alcoholic, some poor white trash in Minnesota, and a blind guy. Sad. All right, I believe that's, it started off,

I thought it was for sure a one star. But then there were too many things that it started off. I thought was for sure a one-star But then there were too many things that the person knew it makes me think it's probably a five-star review You know it was the hair that gave it away. Yeah, I think so It's a five-star very good and now we encourage everyone please Wherever you review podcasts get on there Give us five stars and shit all over us in the comment section to confuse us people It's fun for us during the segment of the show All right, the second one is called hypocrites

this This show seems to have a rotating cast of nobodies who all seem to be podcasters that point out the smallest of mistakes technical errors and Non-experienced speakers by the same. I've listened to a few episodes and they usually review one podcast followed by checking in on a handful of really talented people and showing the slightest mistakes. Stuttering John from the Howard Stern Show seems to be the biggest target and I can only thank them as I am now hooked on his podcast. He is sensational at it. A true gem of comedy mixed with politics.

He should be bigger than Joe Rogan in my opinion. This is a one star review. I'm quitting podcast written by john. I gotta think that's all sarcasm. That is a five star review. I'm quitting podcast written by john. I gotta think that's all sarcasm. And that is a five star review. But I guess it's sarcasm. Yes. Think any differently? Oh, I think that they nailed the premise of your show pretty, pretty accurately. That is true. A bunch of nobodies just nitpicking. Minor

indiscretions. Oh, look, a stutter. I gotta clip that. Yeah, if you missed the first segment of today's show. Wow. There was some serious stuttering going on. Megan is that a five star? Yep it's a five. Fantastic. You got one more for us? One more and it's a short one. Too much internet. When I ran across this program I realized there is too much internet in the world. The only thing that makes this show worth listening to is the mysterious potato that shows up from time to time. I kind of agree with all of that. Is that, uh, I'm gonna guess that's a five star. What do you think, Chris?

I think it's five. Yeah, that's a five. Yep, it's a five. Alright. Asus is asking, wait, you can get Megan in the studio but not Fat Doug? Yeah, Doug. I can. Yep, it's a five. All right. That's his asking. Wait, you get Megan in the studio, but not fat Doug. Yeah, I can't fit in the studio. Come on, man. It's only so fucking big. We're gonna get you over here one of these days. Let's hit some voicemails and then we'll get out of here.

Hey Carl, it's Robin Michigan. Bad news, that cringe of the week from the other day was not Dave and Chuck. However, the good news is they are on YouTube live every morning. So you and all the listeners can witness the ethereal exotic beauty that is Lisa. What's your own eyes? Isn't that exciting? Yes, it is. Not so much.

Watch out Lucy. Here comes Lisa. Bye. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Lisa from Dave and Chuck the Freak Not a looker Not great. I didn't know that they streamed live every morning though. I went to check in on that This guy gets nervous Hey club head. I just wanted to congratulations you

I just wanted to congratulations you on... Fuck. Clubhead. Fuck. I wanted to congratulations you. He called back. He tried again. I'm fucking retarded. Anyway, hey Clubhead.

This is Chris from IT. I'm a... I wanted to congratulate you on Hackamania 2. That shit was awesome. I loved all the live streams and shit I'm glad you had Dick Masterson on for more than one segment man he's my favorite fucking podcaster 100% okay number two would have to be probably producer Chris and you know you're alright I think I've got you on my list somewhere between

You're somewhere below Gary from San Diego and a little bit above trucker Andy, okay? So have a good day. Love you Lucy. Love you producer Chris Peace peace don't call me back. I won't I I definitely will not. I'm gonna give a hand to your listeners about leaving voicemails. So I've left you a couple. I make bullet points. I want to hit this, this and this. Yeah. And then I rehearse at one time. And then I call you and do it. Because I know if I fuck it up, that's the one you're

going to play. And let me just correct you, you make one bullet point and say I want to hit this. That's the amount of time you have to leave a voicemail. Now that's nitpicking. Shorten these up a little bit. You need set up set up punchline. All right Carl, this is the third time I'm going to try to get my friend to listen to your show. Okay. Try to tell her about you have Tom Myers, if she likes to come town. Nothing. Try to tell you got Adam have Tom Myers. She likes come town. Nothing Try to tell you got Adam Bush because she loves buffy nothing

She has a ticket for neck of Galveston this fucking weekend that she has an extra and i'm like Hey, wkp has mentioned the fucking podcast and she likes the podcast and you said the other podcast was good I don't think about it. I just remember I know that name because of you What the fuck do I do to get her to listen to this fucking show? Hopefully under 35 seconds 45 it might be the the messenger and not the message. Yeah, she might not trust your judgment Which if you're listening to the show, it's It's a reason for that. Yeah, I was talking to Vinnie Paulino or maybe I was talking to you

He wants to get John Gobble can yes Yeah, I mentioned that at the Comedy Club here in Rochester. Yeah, John Gobble con said he's doing stand-up So I think it's gonna happen. I want to see that and if and if he comes to town, he's got to be on the show Boner guy with a way too long voice. Now let's see if we get all the through those. Go Bills. So I was very interested to hear John's date story. Well, was it second, third hand from the guest on Wednesday show and the poor lady, the poor lovely Jewish lady, the date there that got left behind ditched and in tears at one point. Well, I think she really got off lucky. If only she knew a bit more. I mean, imagine, she'd get, you know, the day it had gone better,

she'd gone back to John's house maybe and pow, open the front door, you're met with a stench of cat shit and God knows what else, you know, undone washing up. And then, you know, he casually kicks his shoes off and wham. That's it, you've got malt vinegar mixed with mature cheddar, is that, that somehow a tramp was sick into the bag and it was left in the sun all day and it's by some miracle it went further and we'd always easy though is his trousers and

So he you hit by the stench then of like oh god knows what? Bad process meat and she's all right. I don't want to talk about what John's junk smells like voter guy What are these fantasies people are having out there? What is this fan fiction that's going on? Too much would be would it be possible to crowdfund? The amount needed to get Vinnie Paulino to book Ron the waiter at the comedy club. Oh Yeah, we should get Ron the waiter to Rochester in the Rickles room Yeah, part of that package to her worst comics ever. Yeah, we're talking about that. We'll get Joe Matt. Erase

Chad Chad Zuma Tom Myers. I'm Myers Ron the waiter can headline You know, I quick programming now. There was another segment. I was gonna do on the show today if anyone saw Joey see went to City Hall and if anyone saw Joey C went to City Hall and Complained about the trolls on the internet and brought up that he's friends with who are these podcasts and brought up like a bunch of names In front of City Hall and he took it off the internet So I asked to key for it yesterday and took he sent me the link but it was the link that JT created using a Google Drive account and Everyone fucking doesn't know how to set permissions correctly. Anyone with the link can have it. That's how you set the

permissions correctly. I went this morning to grab it. I don't have access to it. You gotta click it every time. It's not a one time deal. I know it's so annoying. Anyway, that's just a public service announcement for sharing Google Drive or Gmail attachments. Anyone with the link link click it every time oh I'm extremely sad because as a kid one of my favorite quotes ever was from the movie Airheads used to say it all the time I used to masturbate constantly okay and now I know that John said that it wasn't great anyway I didn't know who fucking John was till you guys what why are you ruining my childhood motherfucker? All right, don't come to school tomorrow

Well Chris don't come to school I'll see you in gym class Why would you want to repeat that line from that movie? That's I'd saved you with that Hey listen Carl, it's Chris from IT again. Yo, what is it? God I noticed every time that's my cat fuck off kitty. I noticed every time you say fucking Look it or let's see what they're doing Every time you say fucking look it or let's see what they're doing. Those are your crutch phrases. Let's see what's doing.

Also who the fuck says look it. It's 2025. Do I say look it? Please dad please. I know you're old as shit but please come up with a better fucking catchphrase. Is it lucky here? Would lucky here be better? It's cute. I get it. It's going on way too long. 45 seconds or less everybody.

I would go with back in my day. Okay. That'll make you sound younger. Well, that's your age. I digress every time. I don't, I've noticed that everyone's catching on to that now. It's impossible not to say it with Kermit X. I would not believe the last guest's radio history, but I firmly believe that John would stiff the bill on somebody because he's a fucking bomb and he sucks. I don't know. That's all I'm saying. Good Gia. Good Gia. Thank you for your call. This is a guy with a horrible phone connection

and calling me out for calling out Rob Saul. This is the guy that gave out a phone number twice on your show and I've got a problem with something you said about Rob Saul. He said his biggest bill is $722 and he's a loser. My mortgage is big under $50. Now, the only reason it's that small is because I'm on it from a family member. All right, whatever. It's still higher than Rob Saul's biggest bill. Talking about nitpicking these fucking voicemailers today. Killing me. Can do nothing right. So hey Carl, uh Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. What I was going to say is what you could do is just, you know,

you set your time limit 30 seconds. Yeah. And then you just make it known from this point forward. I'm going to stop the voicemail at 30 seconds. So if you haven't made your point, we're going to miss it. I like that. That's the new rule. Thank you, Doug. This is why we have Doug. Yes, we're starting that now. That's why we have Doug around. Hey, Carl. I just wanted to say I've been loving all the shows lately. This is for Who Are These Podcasts, but I've been listening to Creep Off and Who Are These Socials as well. Good points.

And I wanted to thank you today because you are responsible for one of the funniest things to ever happen to me. You actually covered me once. I used to do a show called The Dickheads Podcast. Ah, I remember. And you reviewed my show. And I wanted to thank you because the funniest thing about that episode is the fact that despite the fact that it is my show you're covering 95% of what you made fun of with my co-host Mo. So I just want to thank you

for that. Cause it's a real, it's a real point of pride that I can listen to this episode where you're making fun of me and you're barely making fun of me at all. You're just making fun of my friend Mo, which we all love to do. So thank you. Well, you do sound like the cooler one. So I guess that makes sense. That was the time we had Sean, the audio engineer on the show, I believe he came on to review that with us. I don't think a Boner guy is actually a Bill fan or saying go Bills. If he was, he'd be able to tell us the exact size links and girth of Josh Allen's boner

That's true and does he cuddle cuz I want to know about that too, right Carl, you know what? I mean, hell yeah, go Bill every bills fan knows the size of Josh Allen's penis. That is true Hey Carl love the show I would say I love you but that pertains to the conversation here and I want to say like I have every reason to suspect that you and Jen have a happy marriage together. But God, listen to that Rob Salzit. It makes me wish that you were gay because then it would just oh, yeah, I bet you're so excited with your boyfriend He's like, what's the answer that it's just yes. This is like there's nothing weird or wrong about that Like what does he think he's talking about and there's nothing wrong with being gay anyway. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye I don't know sword fighting is pretty Ridiculous, even if you are gay, right?

And that'd be a weird thing to do if you're a gay guy start playing Star Wars with your dicks You could get hurt I don't know Megan you into that kind of thing. I wouldn't know you wouldn't know what the sword fighting Good answer Hey Carl, it's TJ from Providence. I'm listening to this Rob Saul shit I'm talking about his bills and I think you guys lost over something very important. Chapter 13 is a bankruptcy term. There's two types of bankruptcy. Chapter 7, where they come and they liquidate all your shit, fill out all the pay of creditors.

Chapter 13, he went to an agreement with the court. You're going to pay a certain amount every single month until your debt is either done or you're insolvent. His $700 bill, that's probably his chapter 13. You file for bankruptcy, that's the only shit you talk about. And when you're talking about being a loser, that's basically all you gotta think about.

Rob Saul, he's a motherfucker. You have a good day, guys. Yeah, I think he's a loser, that Rob Saul, if I'm not mistaken. God, we had a crazy this little piggy on Friday night It's on the nobody likes onions channel if you haven't seen that we had Nick Rekha down in the second hour and then Keanu was in the chat saying send me the link so I slyly sent her the link didn't tell anyone and Then she popped out and screamed at Nick and Nick screamed at her for like four hours

Yeah fireworks ensued. Yes So well worth the watch and then Keanu went on MLC the next day and Kevin made it all about I was supposed to be Defending Keanu for some reason which was really weird And then Melton broke that down last night on nobody likes onions So if you're not caught up on all of the drama that's going on And you have six hours to spend you six well if you're gonna watch all these shows more like 12 hours Yeah, 12 hours on Memorial Day You want to get caught up. I recommend that. All right. This is our last voicemail. All right, Carl

I'm really drunk and that's good out of the neck regalia on show. I told One of the fucking band members. I forgot which one, I don't really know much about the band. I told them, I told the singer I long hair. He had his hair back. Oh, I wasn't paying attention. All right, well anyway, Carl, fucking, so the singer that wasn't the goblin guy, I'm sorry.

Dickie. But he, I tried to tell him to go on one of these podcasts and tell him that you love Goblin guy I'm sorry. I'm dick but he I Tried to tell him to go on who are these podcasts and tell him that you love the show and all that But I'm pretty sure I fucked that plug up horribly So he's probably never known the show and I'm sorry I fucked up for you Call it back. Please. Well, thank you. I appreciate that Hopefully promote WTP when you're not wasted that would be helpful.'s the the first thing I'd recommend but I do appreciate you spreading the love spreading the joy we've heard a lot about that on the voicemails people

trying to spread the gift that is who are these podcasts thank you so much for doing that all right we have to drive a long ways to a lake and play a show I think I'm pissed off that you pulled out of my let's talk about door dash video with stephanie bree and then made me sit through a half hour voicemails Did I miss something from that door dash video that was coming up that I would have enjoyed or uh No, yeah, okay There you go. So I made the right decision You didn't give me that option on the voicemails though. That's true. That is true doug Thank you so much for being here buddy. I was gonna say for having me

Yes, thanks for having out with us and changing times and days and all that kind of stuff Megan always great to see you Thank you. We'll see you again soon. I Gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go I gotta go.