Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep626 - Boys Club

Episode Date: June 1, 2025

This week we’re checking out the gayest show we’ve ever seen and that’s saying something! Conor and Nico have a show with manic and small dick energy. And by small dick I mean big clit energy. You’ll see. You’ll see. Jim Florentine is live in the studio to discuss Nico’s appointment at the OBGYN. Myster Magenta and Cardiff collab’d on a new song parody. Mike David from Redbar wants to give me money because he’s a fan of my work on This Little Piggy… or is he? Jim Florentine is perplexed by the recent jokes Tom Myers wrote for his monologue. Opie is unleashed in NYC and Jim’s instinct is to defend him for some reason. Jim doesn’t always have the right instincts. We wrap up with another round of “2 Minutes with Tom,” Lucy with the internet news, and your voicemails. Jim Florentine's YouTube: https://www.YouTube.com/JimFlorentineComedy https://jimflorentine.com/  Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – ⁠http://watplive.com/⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/ Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code: https://www.magicmind.com/watp60 & WATP60 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Go to magicmind.com slash WAT ATP 60 and use the promo code w ATP 60 you see this is a we just do it kind of show episode 626 I like that song yay are you a boner guy oh I was a boner guy you know what I miss being what are you talking about I'm the one who should apologize is it gonna be absolutely riveting is it gonna change your life by any stretch probably not but it's gonna be at least entertaining okay by the way for those people that are in the back remember to shut the fuck up shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock I've been dying to say that cuz cuz a row cuz a row slapper Rooney it's showtime W-A-A-T-P! W-A-A-T-P!

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YouTube has 724 subscribers. Hmm. It's pretty new. I think they started it in December. But it's interesting because Nico, who we're gonna meet in just a moment, has 104,000 followers on Instagram. Connor has 20,000. They're both comics who live in New York.

And I'll give you an idea of what this looks like. This is how a recent episode starts off. What's up, Connor? How are are you doing your eyes are just popping thank you it's this Navy Wow I just felt like a beautiful breeze from the wind oh yeah this tree is beautiful at home cannot see you said you had a lot to tell me today oh really so I'm already uncomfortable because of the energy level is very manic Between these guys and to start off a show like that. I feel like I'm like walked into the room I'm like, oh, I'm sorry you guys guys doing something in here my bad. They're also sitting very close

I like the distance that you and I have here. It's perfect. Yeah any closer. I don't know man You know, I made your lap today Jim can I be I mean? You know when you first sent that to me I was listening to it this morning as soon as I put it on Thank God there wasn't a dick near me or I were to suck that It's a very very gay podcast. It's like I Got there like three minutes of my can't listen anymore this I understand. And putting the gay voice on it's like, you don't, before you came out, you weren't talking like that. Like you don't have to, and they both do it.

Well, it's interesting you say that only one of these is a gay man. Oh really? Yeah. I had a, I had a feeling you wouldn't know that because this was a mystery. That far. This was a mystery that took me a little while to, to solve myself. I'll get into that. But first they got a great story to tell right at the top here from the podcast Okay, so what happened tell me the story. Look. Here's what I'm gonna tell you. Here's I'm gonna say to you I like I went I went I was just like I have to go see just like what this is and like sometimes It's just nice. I haven't gone in truly like a year and a half or something Okay, and but oh my god fitness is so complicated to me though because like when I was in there

I was like this actually is so important to my history in my past like when like five years ago. Mm-hmm 46 six probably six years ago. I was like I went every day in Chicago Okay, and I didn't even go for free like now I go for free because of my like other John right right right I just go there because it's like whenever there's an open spot and no offense to their business. There's an open spot There's an open spot and no offense to their business. There's an open spot. I don't know Troy Smith says I vote Carl is the game on fuck. I'm sure I if you saw a call was drinking Watch my figure are it? So this is literally what I played for you so far is I haven't cut anything out from beginning episode Does anyone have any idea what what's going on?

I know I see talk about a gym that he goes to think so days a week But but it's hard to tell because he said there was a spot and there's always a spot open Yeah, so I don't know what kind of training it is It's not like a typical gym because he mentioned he traveled two miles over an hour's time I'm like it's gonna be crawling don't only make it two miles like that's not a treadmill So I don't know he might have sucked a few dicks along the way That's true. Yeah, it's a track. Yeah, that's right at the gay gym That makes some stops are there gay gyms. Oh, yeah, we're done. Yeah, New York. There is what a gym is a Equinox gyms in New York City are okay. Yeah, that's interesting and then you know the steam room in the sauna

I've heard stories about that. Yeah, yeah Sitting on people's laughs by mistake Repeatedly yeah, I think that was one of the Z man stories from back in the day one more clip And then I have some comedy I want to show you guys, but this is the the non-stop non-sequiturs that these guys think are hilarious Like I was gonna go today, and then I was actually, you could run on a treadmill at the gym. That's 10 minutes from your house. Yeah. Or Betty Gilpin.

If it's good enough for Betty, it's enough for you. At the rate that we are dropping that Betty Gilpin goes to your gym, we're going to have to ask her. She also goes to this coffee shop over here. She walked in like she know what it was. It was like, Betty, it's a coffee shop. If anybody finds Betty Gilpin, they're going to find this podcast and they're going to tell us it was our fault. Yeah. I hear saying don't look for Betty Gilpin.

She doesn't want to be found. She might be looking for directions Anyone know Betty Gilpin is no She's got some TV shows and stuff. I guess oh, she's an actor Do you think these guys watch this back and try to like improve on it and go? How can we do better what episode of it? How long they've been doing up so 143? What can we do better what episode of how long they've been doing up so 143? Plus I you know I they say they're New York City Comics I know a lot of them I never heard of these guys so well what you want to watch some comedy Because it's gonna actually give you some answers. You know the question is which one of these is the gay man?

That's the question and Let's watch Nico's comedy. This is the one that has you know over a hundred thousand subscribers on Instagram so Relatively popular I would say it's good to be here. My name is Nico. I'm a trans guy I'm trans and I like talking about it on stage because I feel like most people have never met a trans man before like even Famous ones. There's really only one super famous trans man right now. We'll say his name on three if you guys know him one two Justin Bieber very Here's the deal. My wife's a hairstylist

she knows a lot of the LGBTQ colored people in the neighborhoods and I grabbed her this morning I go, come here. Does this look like a trans man to you? She goes, no he has an Adam's apple. Does that part of the surgery now? Do they give you an Adam's apple? Because this guy on the show he was talking about transitioning and I'm like, whoa. I don't know, he doesn't look like it.

He's pulling it off, right? Sure. That's a quick way to get ahead in the business if you're a trans man. Yes He'll have a Netflix special within a year Oh for sure, especially because I was watching his comedy special and everything's about being a trans man, of course, right? You know, it's not just like so I went to the baseball game Nothing ever starts off with that It's always just like so being a trans guy is really complicated Because this is the story about going to the OB GYN in case you had questions about what's going on down there

Passing is um I don't know it's interesting it gets me into some weird situations now like now every time I go to the gynecologist I Get a lot of weird looks at the gynecologist And I understand I get it like I know I look like anecologist. And I understand, I get it. I know I look like a teen boy in a coming of age comedy who looks like he's only at the gynecologist because he's got a plan to see naked ladies. I look like me and my buddy are going to get back to the exam room and he's going to be like, uh, what do we do now?

And I'll be like, I don't know, I didn't think we'd get this far. Now, the reason why I'm still letting this play is not because I find this to be hilarious, I don't. But something's gonna be revealed in a second that answers more questions. Because I had a lot of questions going into this. And, you know, when you watch the show, especially the way it starts off, you're like,

oh, these are two over-the-top gay guys like you said, Jim. They're putting it on, there's no way they talk like this normally. Like they're just being overly gay. And so I'm like, okay, one of them's trans, but this is what took me by surprise. We see tampons and pass out immediately. I had an appointment kind of recently and I was feeling really nervous about it. Like I just don't want to stick out in the waiting room I

didn't want to be awkward so I started coming up with plans before I went and at first I was like alright maybe I'll bring my girlfriend with me to the appointment that way they think it's her appointment and then I'm there too because I'm just like the best boyfriend ever sorry ladies there's a hero in the waiting room today so wouldn't this make this person straight? I? Know this is all very confusing. I have a lot of questions your friends with Norton Maybe you can help me out a little bit with this What did that was met what that means if you're a trans man you have a girlfriend? I think so yeah

Okay, you could have just because they talk about I mean it's a trans man with a vagina So you're not gonna get any girl you want true It's gonna be a few that are gonna be like that's a deal breaker I just say it doesn't seem like he is it seems like there's some reveal coming where he's gonna be lying But it's it's not obviously I I don't know I'm still learning as we go here What about you producer Chris did you pick up on this? I'm stumped. Okay, cuz at first it seemed like two Gay guys trying to outgauge each other. yes, and I haven't gotten past that yet Yeah, I was surprised they weren't wiping the semen off their face before they started the show

All right, let's start the show now. It's like that. They're just got done blowing each other That would be a good routine if he did like ten minutes on this saying then all of a sudden he goes I'm just joking. I'm really not if you just pull out your vagina. Yeah surprise All right, so Let's talk about it's not that bit like his stand-up isn't that it's fine. Yeah, absolutely telling a story. It's unique He's working enough no one really lines in no other comics relatable. No other comics gonna have a story like that That's true. Maybe Vinny Paulino, but yeah

No, it's gonna confuse him of ripping off other comics. No, he's gotta think. Carlos Mencia would be able to pull this off of you. Right, yeah. So I met the OBGYN the other day. Yeah, yeah. That's my Carlos Mencia impression. It's pretty good.

All right, so. Tristix. Am I right? Come on, just get the joke, man. This is what they're really passionate about. This is outside of the podcast, obviously. Hi, I'm Connor. And I'm Nico. And we're two New York based stand up comedians, actors,

writers and creators of the new show Boys Club. You can have it for 250 or I walk. Who's that? Selling myself on Grindr. Did you know you could do that? Feetpex. We love TV, funny TV. And we want to make TV about gay people. Gay heroes? No. Gay villains? Connors ex? You were my biggest regret that summer.

The summer that you got bangs? And I was your biggest regret? We wanted to create a show that reminded us of the shows we grew up loving and watching. The show was like 30 Rock. The office. Parks and Rec and It's Always Sunny. But we wanted to make one that reminded us a bit more of our dynamic and our community, gay freak shows. Uh, are you Nico?

What? We're good on gay guys, thanks. You've seen queer trauma, what about queer joy? Queer mayhem, queer tax fraud? Never talk to the IRS. It was the first one to ask me questions. Okay, whatever, here's the deal. We have five episodes written and a whole crew ready to go.

The only thing standing in our way is the money to make it happen. We wanted to take this project into our own hands and be able to self produce, self release, self promote and put it out to you all for free. And you guys can help us make that happen by donating below and helping us make gay TV by for and with gay people. I didn't realize that you were making so many connections with. Jim, how many GoFundMe's do you have up currently? Um, zero.

Yeah, you're doing it, Rog. You are doing it, Rog. I just couldn't do that. I couldn't. Everyone is go funding themselves now. Yeah. You guys. It's just good business.

So boys, get your wallets and your dicks out, because it's time to make some gay ass TV. Also millennial women, because we know that you do have the fighting power. So I think this guy is posing as a gay man, because he even says that I used to be a lesbian and now I'm a trans man with a girlfriend. But he talks like a gay guy would. I think that he's like kind of stealing this. He's had so many lives. So have they raised money?

Well, that's, I'm glad you asked Jim. As you know, I do my research over here. There could be a sugar daddy gay guy that watches this and will donate a big lump sum. Interesting. They have raised $16,020 of their $15,000 goal. They're over their goal. And the most recent, I'm glad you said that because the most recent contribution was $1,000. Wow. I'll make gay TV if you can give me six thousand Well, I'll make a TV Is that incredible I mean this is active too

That's why when I brought up in the beginning they have 724 subscribers on YouTube these numbers aren't adding up No, I think it's coming from the guys Instagram He probably had a couple comedy clips that went viral And he got all these Instagram followers probably more in the gay community and the gay community usually has a lot of money He you know what he is he's like the Matt wife that won't try to sleep with you, you know He's the approachable Matt rife who's not going to try to get in your pants after the show. Okay, I could be rug I don't know what the appeal is. I'm still trying to figure it out. So what right try to get in your pants after the show. Okay. I could be wrong. I don't know what the appeal

is. I'm still trying to figure it out. I still want to try to get in your pants. I wasn't ready. It was a game changer. I can't tell a personal anecdote out here without being judged. I got right. Matt Rives. Great. All right. this is the dumbest story. This couldn't be more boring, what they're talking about. Getting back to the podcast here. And then the other thing I'm gonna tell you right now, because you don't have any voice clips, I'll take yours. I have one, but.

Oh my God, fine. But no, but you go, continue. Yesterday I went to Target, and I've never cooked anything. I've never turned my oven on, do you know this? Yes. I've never turned my oven on, and yesterday I was like, I can't live like this, because of my morning, I'm doing the artist way, and it was like,

I should write, I should write. And it's like, no, but what if'm doing the artist way and it was like I should write I should write it's like no But what if you solved another problem and which is like not nothing. So yeah, so yeah, so like it's do I feel more creative? No, but what I did was I was like I need to be able to cook so I went to Target I bought I bought pans and I bought chicken and I bought vegetables and I like made myself dinner and about that rice You told me to get oh my gosh. You told me to get yeah, I got that raise you told me to get Congratulations. Yeah, I felt really like it was it was really wild Yeah, I got that raise you told me to get congratulations I felt really like it was it was really wild imagine having that story and waiting for the podcast to start to tell it Guys, I cooked food today this morning. I got out of bed. Can you believe that?

I'm telling that off air. He's like no safe Tell me what kind of rice you bought I want to react cold All right, so then they bring on their guest you probably get this far James Tom comes on James sounds a complete mystery to me. This could be a trans man as well It could be a trans woman. It could be a gay guy. I really have no idea But they start talking about earrings and they're talking about jewelry a lot and they talk about what earrings represent but I don't want to not wear earrings right like to me that makes me less myself totally to not wear the earrings then to have you think I'm a girl because I have pierced ears like I don't really care

what you say yeah yeah and I also feel like for me sometimes too because I have it I guess this is technically like the gay ear for I don't know all ears are gay right I'm like that's your ears pierced. That's gay Is it camera left? There's no heterosexual ear piercing. There's totally not kind of agree with that It's kind of making some points right there. I did have two earrings back in the day Yeah, in the left ear because if it was the right ear you're gay But the left you were straight and I did have two so and and back then the rules Everyone knew them but now. It's getting very confusing. You never had both of a guy had both

The other thing speaking of like age and and differences with that I must be getting really old because I don't find things like this to be all that funny But they love it when is it to September 11th September 11th? Maybe it's because I was like an adult when 9-eleven happened that I'm just like is that really funny thing that's going on already Okay, it says South Park declared that that's funny. No. Yeah, I know AIDS is funny now, but I don't know about 9-eleven yet Yeah, that you know people do 9-eleven jokes It's funny now, but I don't know about 9-eleven yet. Yeah that you know people do 9-eleven jokes We we listen to a podcast these women talk about iCarly the TV show at Nickelodeon

it's called I rewatch iCarly and They make 9-eleven jokes. They're not even trying to be funny most of the time. They're mostly just talking about a TV show It's like an obsession And then they keep going back to and they crack each other up when they talk about planes flying into buildings They can't get enough of it and finally it started cracking me up, too It's the problem with that one guy. He talks a hundred and fifty miles an hour You can't even understand what he's saying when you listen to a podcast You don't want to strain to hear what they're saying right did a helium tanner break in this room because they're kind of like this There's probably some poppers going on. Oh, yeah All right, so they talk about Fire Island. You're from New Jersey, you're probably not too far from Long Island. Fire Island, you ever go there with

the boys and have an underwear party? Now would you? Everything was booked up when I looked at it. Okay well they were talking about having going to this underwear party that I guess happens in the summertime there And it seems like Connor is the kind of the gay guy is in love with Nico the trans man Yeah, they do instead. I think they just hung out. I went to underwear You have to go with me say it again. You should go with me. I'll go with you. Okay. Yeah, I'll tell them I got offered one spot, but you're so little and like Thank you. No you can sleep on the couch. You can sleep on the couch.

Wait, will you come? Yeah, I would come. Yeah, definitely. Fun! Oh my god! Let's do it! We've been talking about this forever. Oh, it's a huge house. You'll have a place to sleep. It's gonna be a week.

Okay, great! Especially in like September, you'll have a place to sleep. Yeah. No, let's definitely do it. That would be fun. Okay, let's literally go. Send me the dates. Oh my god! Okay, great. Look at how happy Connor is Yeah, there's something going on here, right? Oh without a doubt. He was like, oh my god You really will go to the gay party with me. This is amazing and he knows he can't bring his girlfriend because there's a lot You're right. He did make that very clear. What are the odds of something happening in that in that house in a week?

I think that the when he gets down to the vagina, it's probably game over. That boy's like, Oh, that's right. Nevermind. What do I do? Gross. Do you do bandaid for that thing? What's going on down here? So then they are talking about Grinder. Has there ever been like murders based on people picking guys up on grinder and apparently there's like a documentary About it that's out there. I mean when are they gonna catch the first killer via grinder? Are you on Hulu? There's already done that oh Yeah, poor guys die. I don't watch that kind of documentary

I know it's like to my life will be negatively impound. It was called I know we finally get representation in it. It's called murdered on the internet We finally get representation. I don't know about you guys I feel like the gays are in all of society and mainstream media everywhere you look and a whole month Get the whole month. Yeah, you got the parade got a parade parties that go on Every series has a gay couple they gotta have one for no reason just throw it in there Yeah, but Modern Family got good ratings. They're like, okay, this is what we got a dollar will and grace or whatever the fuck I guess all of them now they think about it. I was trying to think of shows that with an example of that

I'm like, oh, yeah, sorry. Oh, yeah, it should show one without yes So because it's called boys club, they do this thing where they have a boys club question should we get into boys clubs? What do you feel like is a boys club that you're not a part of? I I just realized I had to answer this question, so I've only been thinking about it recently But I think this is the answer I think it's drinkers People who drink alcohol okay sober. I'm not sober. I'm just not cool. I believe that yeah, that seems right

I hate these shows like they because of the title of the show they have to ask a question That's impossible to answer You know what I mean like which which boys club do you wish you were like what do you what does that mean? What are you talking about? Who don't want to hang out with or who doesn't like me Or what is that? How do you answer a question like that? Well, so he turns out he's a lightweight he goes I drink one beer and I get I get sick but this Nico fella is like yeah, I used to be like that too, but now with the testosterone There's no point to me drinking. Yeah, cuz like I mean it's a little better now actually like with testosterone

Yeah, but I've noticed that too. I can my tolerance is higher than totally Yeah, but I used to like get sick off of a beer like one beer. Oh really yeah dang So okay, so they're both taking testosterone, so are these two seems like it's not working the testosterone What gave it away? They've been up that dose. These are both trends. This beer's all bubbly. Yeah, that's true. At least Nico has hair on his arms and stuff.

This guy is not really hitting as hard for some reason. So then they start talking about drugs and using shrooms and acid and they talk about when they're on acid what they like to listen to, or when they're on mushrooms, I guess. You know, Taylor Swift is honestly great

to listen to on psychedelics. People don't wanna hear this. People don't wanna accept this truth, but she's quite good to listen to. Well, she's got so many layers to her music, and she's so lyrically interesting, I feel like your brain is open to like, I don't know, I'm sure, and then her-

And not old Taylor. First I tell a story Yeah, fuck Pink Floyd. Don't worry about Jimi Hendrix get that shit out of here. Let's get some pop music on Yeah, we're tripping balls Talk about lyrics of you know my boy broke up my boyfriend, and he it was his fault. Yeah, right. I'm the victim Yeah, wow It stared at my hand there's somebody layers that two guitars Wow Crazy I

Have one more clip out here because this the show is pretty unlessable for me But I feel like James really buries the lead they're talking about Because they're all potheads and they talk about how like in other countries. It's not legal including England it's not legal when I was in London to do the Hannah Gatsby special it weed is illegal I know the worst part of London is yeah that's crazy to do the Hannah Gatsby special are we bearing the lead here what do you what do you mean this guy open for Hannah Gatsby was he just there to see a comic that would join the room? Yeah. He is. He's a comic as well. The tough guy in the tie.

So that's interesting. Maybe, or maybe just work production or something. Maybe, yeah, because I feel like that's the thing I'd have a lot of questions about. As soon as he brought up Hannah Gatsby, I'd be like, oh my gosh, you saw that you saw an abortion Live. What was that like? What's that all about? Do you ever see Hannah Gatsby's uh, you saw the first special right in the net? Yeah, I saw it Yeah, about ten minutes in yeah, okay. Like I know a second one. Yeah, you ever see the second one No, is it worse than the first one? I Was laughing so hard. I couldn't watch it Well, it's

Regularly known that Brendan shop has the worst comedy special of all time, but I don't know, man. I would put that up there with it. This is a woman who does not know how to write a joke. And right, didn't she say she's going to retire at some point? It's like, I'm done with comedy. I think maybe in that second special. I liked when they pretended that that was their decision.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what? Because Brendan Schaub did the same thing. I don't know, I got to coach my son's baseball team and stuff I don't think I can do the stand-up stuff anymore, but thanks for having me guys You know if the only thing you can talk about is that time you were assayed when you were younger Then yeah, I could see where you'd like run out of material after a little while yeah at some point Okay, you can't do two specials on it. Okay, the of it you're just like okay we got it. Wait I got one more. My uncle fingered me I forgot about that one. She wishes that happened.

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Yeah. I mean, he's a 63 year old man, you know, putting, you know, weird stuff on Instagram about his marriage. Oh well yeah, that part's ridiculous, but the reason why is because she was getting catfished. Yeah, yeah. And she was completely flirting with this guy who's like supposed to be Tommy's friend. Yeah. And then acts like, no, no, no, this is how I communicate with all Tommy's friends. You know, I'm just supporting them. Yeah, I like all their pictures and stuff like that. You know, I know I like all their stuff. Yeah.

Friends are all of them. Can a guy pull that off? Every hot chick? He's like, no, I just, you know, I like her bikini pic, Karen Feehands. I like, I just, you know. Yeah, she'd feel bad if I didn't. I like her ass shots because I know her. Be a dick if I didn't at least give a thumbs up and, you know, an instant message afterwards. That'd be very rude. And then show up at that catfish guy's house like she showed up the dude's house

Oh, I don't remember that part of it. Yeah. Yeah, cuz the guy catfish goes you come to the house And you went to that guy I guess the fall and reverse singer or whatever that that's a lot Yeah, and then Tommy wrote something real passive aggressive on social media right about her. Yeah, I can't remember what it was That's a 63 year old man. Yeah, it's like just guys Can you just handle this right with each other? I know this be a phone call or get together in the kitchen and talk about talking over And then he's writing a song about a stupid girl. Oh, yeah I don't need to hear a Tommy Lee song

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Fuck me running, but That was something else all right we have some some pretty big news you familiar with Mike David of red bar Yeah, sure you are he's been around quite some time and We actually reviewed his show before we were a video show. We were just an audio podcast We reviewed his show and kind of just came and went but lately they've been really getting into the dabble verse Mike and his wife. I hear I hear Jules talking about the dabble verse from time to time and she seems to be obsessed with it and I think Mike wants to talk about the dabble verse, but doesn't think it's a big enough audience Well check this out and I want to thank sir seatsitter aka skid mark for sending this to me

in our discord Why hasn't Patrick mountains wife been fully involved in the dabble verse every other wife in a dabble verse is involved why does Patrick Melton get to have his wife stay out of everything so neatly not saying that would be horrible if she was dragged in I think of one member of the family is dabble verse the whole family is yes if yeah and if you're part of the dabble verse and you're making money off the dabble verse your whole family needs to be involved everybody else Except for Melton Hey guys, why when they have this little piggy on Carl's channel? He gets like no super chats, but when super tips super tips, excuse me But when they have it on Melton's channel, he gets loads of super tips. It's the same audience same show same audience

Yeah, what the fuck guys? Step it up. You just want to give money to Melton? You don't want to help me out? We actually did very well last night on this little piggy So thank you all for watching that show and participating in it But on Melton's channel the super tips keep rolling in those AI voice super chats And then when Carl does this little piggy on his channel nothing Carl hasn't made a dime I feel so bad for Carl I appreciate that we're doing pretty well over here though I mean I would say to make a dime we get

people for something get some buddies and don't I wasn't things that I'm even thinking that I might start paying Carl myself. This is this guy from none of this matters to about 90% of you. There's this guy Carl from Who Are These Podcasts. He did a nasty review about me once. Years ago. He was completely wrong. Water under the bridge, Mike, obviously. Of course.

I don't think he's ever apologized for it, but here's what I'll say to Carl Carl I'd like to pay you your fair share for this little piggy Thank you, because I feel like you're really holding the show together and you do a great job. I would like to give Carl $1,000 payment If you could get that to cry, I didn't mean to do the gun check. That's the wrong sounder on that one Get that to Carl. I didn't mean to do the gunshot. That's the wrong sounder on that one. Seems like a threat the way he presented that. Get that information to Carl.

Carl, Mike from Redbar says he really enjoys you on this little piggy. He wants to show his appreciation by giving you $1,000. You know, Mike's really matured over the years. He's making some good points. I know I was harsh on him back when we reviewed his show, but he seems to have come around down this stuff Doing a good job on this episode Would you be okay with that jewels if I gave Carl a thousand?

Come on jewels here you have it Carl I guess Very reluctant you should have stuck up for Kiki though Well, I'm trying to even jewels It's called me over that stick enough. It's for Keanu enough fuck can't win with this I watched all six hours of that shit. I know Ridiculous did stick up for Kevin running convinced Keanu and Gino that I didn't so now that's what happened Money will get us in the door and then we could start influencing Carl. Oh, they're trying to buy my faith. Don't tell him that part Just said in those last few tangents for the ten people who know what I'm talking about you're through the roof

You're through the roof at the words that I've said You can't believe it you wish I was part ofabbleverse so I could explain things so clearly to people. But I'll never be. No. But we have to give you a taste of what it would be like if I ran the Dabbleverse, which I might be doing soon. I could do ten hours on just... Me and Jules could run this Dabbleverse within three days. I might start a VTuber account with the voice changer and start doing Dabbleverse. We might might do a secret show you'll never know it's us in Masks if you ever see a show with masks and voice changers It's us, but you'll never know this poor guy in the chats like what happened with steel tone the couple swapping

I need an update. It's like oh You're fucked. You're so fucked man. I wish I could tell everybody everything I know so I'll just say this you can send a thousand dollars through the super tip system I've seen Mike Boudet do it from Sword and Scale so if you want to buy my favor I am for sale on that one but it's very interesting because you can tell that they're like nervous about talking about it because they're gonna lose the audience like what are they talking about dabble for shit I went on Alex steinshell primetime with Alex stein we talked about devil for shit for the entire hour

Yeah, Alex loves that. He's so into it Yeah, but the whole time like is there anyone in your chat who knows what's going on right now? like there's no way we're going so deep with all these names were thrown out there and all the shit we're talking about and it's funny cuz he the day before he had like the mayor of some city and Texas was his guest and then the day after me was Dr. Drew. So it's like we talk about politics and then we talked to Carl about Aaron Imholte eating cum and then Dr. Drew's had to talk about it's well rounded and it really is it's a little bit of everything so I guess I'll give him credit for that. What do you think producer Chris should we accept this offer of a thousand dollars and potentially additional funds after that? Well yes, I think we can fold it back into the dabbleverse

in our own way. Also, I'm naive, I didn't know one person could run the dabbleverse. Oh well, yeah, if anyone could do it, it's Mike David. He could pull that off. I like the idea that I'm starting a secret show that we don't know it's them. They talk about dabble verse stuff if a new show comes out the people are way too knowledgeable I'm like wait a second who are these VTubers? Who's behind that animation? I need to know? All right speaking of dabble verse stuff. We got to talk about my buddy Tom Myers You know it's no different than you know police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building It's what I do

We saw Jim perform comedy last night did a great job Vinny Paulino open forum and As Jim came up to the stage he goes all right another round of applause please for Tom Meyers everybody Just very funny three people got it I know that name from from the double verse I hear it yeah madam Tom oh from Baltimore which I know a lot of guys from there but I just never well interesting you say that because I was not on WTP this past, I was out in Dallas, but producer Chris was there with Adam Bush and Vinny Paulino and they got to interview Tom Myers. He came on this program and did an interview with those

guys. So you got to meet Tom Myers. What was that like? Well, initially I was there to not talk. That was one of the stipulations. Correct. And if you're on a show with Tom, Adam, and Vinnyny you're not gonna get to talk and I'm often the quiet one anyways, so it worked out good. It was very well thought you were holding back quite a well I kind of was But also I didn't want to scare Tom away. I think Vinny was doing a good job of almost accomplishing that But I'm assuming you want you got something you want to cover specifically about this I do actually Well first off there is a new episode of Tom Myers versus the rest of the world and whenever we have a professional comic on the show

I like to present them with Tom's jokes so we can get some constructive criticism some feedback Because I think that there's room for improvement. I thought you might be going there Yeah, I so that there's room for improvement. I thought you might be going there. Yeah. I I so that's that's what I want to do but you know, I happen to run across this clip in the

wild today and this is Shane Gillis talking about Tom Myers and this is from a year or two ago. It's the Shane and Matt's secret show. Whatever that's called. Yeah. Shane's like from Harrisburg. So, it's not too far from Baltimore Baltimore. So I'm sure they ran in the same circles. Okay. Yeah. They've definitely done shows together. Yeah.

Because before Shane blew up, he was doing a lot of shitty gigs and all that stuff. Of course everyone does. Yeah. Yeah. So, but he also has Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland on this show. And of course, Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland and Stav here are the reasons why we all know who Tom Myers is from, uh, from Comtown back in the day. So I just thought this was a really funny conversation and actually it's gonna lead into some of the analysis when we listen to these jokes, I think. I got to introduce my lady to Tom Meyers this past week.

That's awesome. Oh my God. I went to Magoobe's and they announced that I was coming to Magoobe's and Tom fucking smashed me on the comments. He was like, I hope you guys have Chinese food What's it in Nick's analysis here because this is so spot-on this is why Nick fell in love with Tom to begin with I would love with Tom to begin with. This is what I love about Tom. Don't hurt him. This is what I love about Tom.

It's like, it's schizophrenic. Because it doesn't make any sense. What do you mean? So Chinese people are going to come to the show, even though he's racist against Chinese people? It doesn't make any sense. So then I got to show up. We listened, dude, on the drive back from Pittsburgh

this past week, we listened to make America Nate again. Yeah the whole Amazing the whole way through it was It's fucking crazy Ian was in the backseat. He was the one asking for it finance was like, yeah, let's listen Fantastic Analysis that I just love to hear other comics appreciating Tom the way I do. Now was that his podcast, Make America Inate? No, that's his stand-up special.

Oh, okay. Make America Inate Again. And I was so glad you guys asked him on one of these podcasts this past week why he titled his comedy show, Make America Inate Again, and what he thinks that means. And he basically just goes goes that just rhymes with great He did not have an answer just like what does that mean? Why did you call it that it finally broke him down? Finally is the key word. Yeah. Oh, he didn't want to give it you guys an inch on anything Vinny's just like what about word economy? Don't you think you do a better job and five minutes later?

I still not answer the question. I know I should have pulled that clip to reply, but you've all heard it Let's let's get into some jokes because this is a political show Jim And he starts off very Bill Maher ask with a monologue where he's breaking down the latest political news and Peppering in some punchlines Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world a lot's been going on this week in a recent interview when asked if He believed that he was upholding the constitution of the united states donald trump responded. I don't know To be fair that is a lot more syllables than he's used to hearing That was the opener.

Who's laughing at that? So he's got three co-hosts or guests and he forces them to watch him do his monologue. And then they feel weird if they don't laugh because early episodes we listened to there was no laughter at all and it was just kind of like flat. So I think now he tells them to like crack up a little bit of the stuff. Cause they laugh at everything. You know, those monologue jokes, even the professionals, the guys that do late night, they have a live audience that laughs at anything. Of course.

And remember when Letterman would come out and would just touch his tie and people would laugh. Yes. So they're going to laugh and they got a warm up guy going, come on. There's a sign that tells you to laugh. And those jokes barely were even funny. Right. Even the guys. And anyone still doing the Trump is an idiot jokes. None of those big shows are getting ratings anymore. That's true.

Where we're over it. We got it. Yeah, we get it. He was elected twice. So I guess some people think he's pretty good. He's stupid. He's orange or whatever. So he's doing that in front of three people. Okay. We're not done yet. Cause if you remember the Pope passed away recently and there was an image of Donald dressed up as the Pope and then he pushed that out on social media. Right. So Tom's got a good one for that. Following the funeral of Pope Francis, Trump shared an AI generated image of himself as the Pope. I suppose you could say he qualifies a little and that he's covered up sexual assaults, but they have been against adults and women.

So those are two disqualifying factors from him getting the job. So I'm going to put that down under most obvious possible joke. Classic time. That's classic time. It gets worse. He's been, wait, against adults. Yeah, he goes He goes could Donald be the Pope. Well, he has assayed people right but only adult women All the Catholic Church. I don't know if you know about the oh I get it Wow. All right Shit if I was there would it through it would have been a delayed laugh Alright so this gets way worse

All right, so this gets way worse when he tries to tag it. But using that logic, Michael Jackson would make a better pope than Donald Trump now, and he's dead. What I love about this is that, and he's dead is a punchline, just not to that joke. Right? And using that logic what logic the thing you just said but that woman loved it you know the last kids are Catholics and Michael Jackson yet they sure do got him not as the the women that are there are they part of the show too later in the show yeah yeah after the monologue

they all started having discussions about okay Yeah, political events, so they realize all right if I want to be on the show I got a mm-hmm. I got a fake laugh early, and then I can get my shit in later The delay pretty much the delay of the laughter too is my favorite part cuz he'll hit the punchline and then they'll go I guess that's the end of the joke. I actually for a while didn't think they were live people. I thought there were drops Oh, that's funny Yeah, just so the timing of it is so like Aaron him hold hitting stupid fucking applause every Is there video of this when they're laughing? No, oh, it doesn't the audio video out. Okay, and no, it's really depressing

So I'd like to see the video where he's kicking them All right, so NPR they, they're threatening to defund PBS and NPR. Trump announced he wants to cut off funding to PBS and NPR. He's doing it that way since they haven't been defunded the old fashioned way, pushing election conspiracy theories and being served a defamatory judgment against them like Fox and Newsmax. That's not even a joke. I think he's going for Claptor there, right? Yeah, that's just like,

it's like just pandering. Yeah, this. The punchline can't be like Fox and Newsmax. Come up with something. Yeah, she was probably, the woman laughing is like, wait, oh, is that the end? That, okay. I know, I think that's woman laughing like, wait, oh, is that the end? Okay. I know. I think that's the reaction every time they just go, oh, he stopped talking.

Okay, I guess we're laughing now. That's good. Don't worry. These are going to get better. He's just warming up here. House Speaker Mike Johnson says Congress will move to fix the budget crisis in DC. Knowing Mike Johnson, that probably means setting the city on fire for a hefty insurance payout.

All right. I'm going to be a little bit nitpicky here. Knowing Mike Johnson, completely unnecessary in that joke. It's not like Mike Johnson's been accused of insurance fraud before. Right. He hasn't burned down a restaurant he used to own. Right. Some business. business far as I know Yeah, you know what happened that I know is you know

But even if you can fire even if he did you wouldn't have to say knowing Mike Johnson, right people would connect that in their heads It's always just too many words for no reason It's called it Tom Myers versus the rest of world not Tom Myers versus the world Called it Tom Myers versus the rest of world not Tom Myers versus the world That should be your indication going in Too many fucking words no matter what we've talked about this before but you know We have played with guitarists who think that more notes equals better music Yes, and this guy thinks more words equals a better joke. I mean if the setup takes 32 minutes, that's gonna be a If these women are married you imagine a husband when he gets home like wait you're laughing at that shit

And you don't laugh at any any time trying to be funny right, but you're laughing at that That's what you think is funny. Okay, okay my mistress thinks I'm funny Let's hear another one the woman who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart was arrested after visiting two parks, which was a violation of her parole, just when she thought Trump cutting the National Park Service was coming in handy for her. So I think what happens with him is he sees a headline, Trump cutting national parks funding, and he goes, okay, how do I turn that into a joke and then and then he says I guess I don't Possible thing and tries to piece the two thoughts together

Back to their laughter you ever notice how it's always the same amount of time Yeah, it's not like they're losing their shit, and he's got to wait for them It's always about two seconds of laughter and then shit. Yep next moving on Any thoughts on that one Jim? Do you remember what he just said? It's hard to even retain this stuff. It's so stupid. It makes you dumber every joke is Trump is stupid You're something stupid. So that's the punchline. It's like the old Polish joke Yeah, whenever a Polish guy walks in a bar He's gonna do something stupid at the end. That's what it is. He's better What about the blonde what she gonna do? Yeah, I know she's gonna do something dumb and alright Jim

I don't know. You don't really talk politics in your show I don't know how into it you are, but you love football you talk football. I love football We're gonna get into some football talk now In news local for me. Anyway, the Baltimore Ravens released their kicker Justin Tucker he does have a fallback career as he's a trained opera singer a Skill he picked up during the many orgasms. He received during his massages I'm gonna catch some shit for that one Yeah, now you're thinking of I know no man has never had a massage or an orgasm correct

Yeah We talked about this all the time and this is one of the things that Adam Bush keyed in on with him It's like you should talk about what you know when he talks about doing drugs and drinking and having sex with girls He sounds like an idiot Because he doesn't like so because he was getting rubbing tugs. He's an opera singer. Is that how that works? I've yeah, I'm first of all, it's like you're not getting in trouble for that. Everyone's already made Justin Tucker Well, yeah jerked off joke. So he's gonna be mad at you. Yeah, no one's gonna be right and you know Yeah, I guess cuz when he has the orgasm it's gonna sound like he's doing opera

Yeah, I've actually never sounded has the orgasm, it's going to sound like he's doing opera. Yeah. I've actually never sounded like I was singing opera while orgasming. Yeah. Either by not that you guys needed to know that if you're in a rubber tug, you don't want to make too much noise and you don't want the Robert Kraft next door. Yeah. Or, yeah, there might be a bus going on and undercover bus going on. Kind of keep it quiet. Good point. Yeah. It's the South park cop jerking you off. You're under arrest. Yeah. Let me to kind of keep it quiet. Good point. Yeah. It's the South Park cop jerking you out. He's like, you're under arrest.

Let me just finish this. Well, what's good about this is that because he is from Baltimore, as we've established, this is a nice local story for him, so he's got a bunch of jokes for this. I'm amazed this was kept a secret for so long. If he screamed in ecstasy at a parlor in Middle River River it can easily be heard across Baltimore County in Reisterstown So the local stuff kills it dude were you just at the intersection of Easton Wynton That is hard over here, it's Baltimore sometimes those local references don't really work in a national show

Podcast yeah, I don't think Alright, well let's keep going. Let's keep going with the Tucker stuff. This is quite a downfall for Justin Tucker You had to fucked up bad in order to ruin everyone in Eastern Baltimore County's chances of getting laid What does that mean? How? Yeah. What do you mean by that? You've ruined their chances of getting laid. I honestly know usually where he's trying to go with the joke. I don't know what that means. I have no idea what that means. Cause he was going to high end places.

He wasn't doing it in the shady Chinese places. He was going to high end places and making them do it What does that have to do with getting laid? It doesn't nothing right? Yeah, it was something That's the only place you get laid right and it wasn't doing that like the stories right he was just going hey Yeah, push your hand on his dick and stuff like that like yeah, what's it was doing? I know he wasn't fucking any of them Thank God you're here. I really I can't follow this shit Thank God you're here. I really I can't follow this shit

Let's listen to that whimper of a laugh at the end on this one in order to ruin everyone in Eastern Baltimore County's chances of getting laid All right moving on here's another one about Justin Tucker I think you're gonna like of course Justin Tucker jerseys are now on sale at a big discount Which is just as well as many people will fittingly keep them under their beds with the rest of their cum rags I'm just watching Jim's reaction Someone on the panel should be flashing the light So this is writing what he knows a pile of cum rags underneath his bed Why is that fitting that the jerseys cost less money because the guys are on the team anymore But right and why would you buy it and then put it under the bed?

Why would you buy like I always wanted to jerk off into a raven's Jersey now? It's like 50% off right now, so let me buy it and then I'm gonna hide it So I'm gonna put it under the bed next to the cummerax right. I'm just trying to be cool Fuck is he talking about? Having met the man I could I know would you guys ask him to explain himself he can't he doesn't know what he's doing Or why he's doing it. It's fascinating. I love this man You really got to start touring with top buyers. You'd get way more people He opens you come out and explain everything

All right, oh one more joke about Justin Tucker Of course this means Justin Tucker's lost his endorsement deal with royal farms now a lot of people are applying for that job now And clamoring for it I want it to be honest Sure, I hate advertising but it technically won't be selling out as I only want to get paid in chicken and potato wedges Do you guys know what royal farms is I Don't know this up. I assumed it was like a restaurant. It's like a gas station. It's like a wah-wah. Oh, right Yeah, so he he would take that endorsement deal if they paid him in potato wedges and chicken

Instead of money Because he likes potato wedges and chicken, I guess. Hmm, you know, you can convert money into Potato wedges right you can Yeah, and then buy what you want, right, you can get like a soda or something with it if you wanted to. Whoa, what? It's a miracle. It's a miracle this guy does a show.

One more joke for all of us and then we'll move on to OP. Lee Zeldin, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency says he plans to cut the agency down to Reagan era levels of staffing. That's fitting as Trump's cognition is the same as Reagan's hours before his death. Okay, so again, Trump is stupid was the joke. But this one is worded incorrectly.

It's fitting because his cognition is the same as Reagan's hours before his death Before Reagan's death I think right. That's what he means. I mean you really don't need that because everyone knows that Reagan Alzheimer's. Yep Hours before his death is not punchy enough. Yeah, just kind of throws you for a little Yeah, yeah, like right before he died. You just say Reagan. You could just say that. Right. But not our time. Not our time.

And also the way that even came together, this is like where Nick was saying he's like schizophrenic or something. Like he doesn't understand, like there's two concepts here that are completely unrelated. Lee Zeldin, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency says he plans to cut the agency down

to Reagan-era levels of staffing. That's fitting, as Trump's cognition is the same as Reagan's hours before his death. So again, he just sees a headline about a budget cut in the government and tries to come up with a joke for it that doesn't... You were going to say something, I'm sorry, I wanted to hear that again. No, I mean, you know, if you throw, maybe throw Biden in there about his decline and stuff like that kind of make it updated Good point. How about the last president we had the fucking fake? Nothing on that could string a sentence together about that one that way and does anyone know that I'm Reagan's deathbed

He didn't did he not recognize Nancy is that known? His wife like, you know Yeah, you got me man. man. He was faking it. I have no idea what he's talking about. Seriously. What did Tom do? Uh, did Biden do anything stupid? Nope, nothing there. There's nothing with that. Guess we'll go back to Reagan. Oh, hysterical. That's our boy. Tom Myers, never change, buddy. We love you just the way you are. And speaking of guys who will never change and who we love...

Brother man! Brother man! Are you familiar with Opie's new channel? No. So Opie has a new channel called Opie Unleashed NYC. And on this channel, he's unleashed in New York City. He goes around with his phone out and he films things and he talks to himself and he talks to people and he observes what's going on around him. You've been in New York City before? Yeah. You get mad it gets pretty wild right? Well you can get good material on the streets in New York. You can. There's a lot of interesting people

a lot of interesting things to do. Guess who doesn't? Guess who can't do that. So this video that he put out yesterday is called Opie NYC adventure Joe Rogan nonsense and John Fogerty's 80th at Beacon Theatre and It starts off quite awkwardly Because Opie fires up the stream and there's no one in the chat room to chat with it first First couple minutes of the live stream is always weird in the chat room to chat with it first. First couple of minutes of the live stream is always weird. Cause you're sitting there just talking to yourself

and here come the people. I like that. Like that a lot. Who is it weird for? He's walking around talking into his phone. Whether there's people watching him or not, it's still the same to everyone around him. Anyone watching this guy walked out of the street, I don't know if his phone's even on, I don't know, it could be cardboard, I don't know where the fuck it's still the same to everyone around him. Anyone watching this guy walk down the street,

I don't know if his phone's even on, it could be cardboard, I don't know where the fuck it's going. But he's like, it's really awkward here where I gotta just like make shit up to talk about. Or you can think of something you want to talk about and start with that. Well, that's some keen insight into OP because that's affecting him. So it affects everybody. insight into Opie because that's affecting him, so it affects everybody. Right. Isn't that interesting? We started out the podcast today,

and I didn't say, what should we talk about? Anyone in the chat have any ideas? What we can talk about? I was driving over, no one was in the chat, it was fucked up. So, Opie just has nothing until people start showing up, like his boy, Waver, coming into the chat. We're heading this way.

Waver, what's up? Waver, it's me, brother, it's me. It's me, Waves. Good to see you, man. This is something I hate. I hate when people are talking loudly to their device because I assume if I'm an ear shot, they talking to me So when I hear what's up, I always turn to go hey, what's up?

Now I look like a fucking idiot. You're the one screaming into a phone. I look like the idiots. Thanks. Thanks for that You ever walk around and just scream into your phone? No, I don't like what people do that But I mean it's New York. So yeah, you almost fit in when you're doing that. I've mentioned that before. This is one of the places where people will ignore you because they think you might be crazy. Yeah. So they'd rather not even bat an eye when someone's doing something like that. They'd rather not even deal with it. This is interesting. We've talked about what upgrades the OP has made to the, uh,

the live streams he does when he's walking around in new york And it's confusing for his regular viewers though Got a good group the regs Ed boy Are you ed boy goes are you really live? Yes, I am ed boy There's a lot of confusion lately because uh I'm carrying around a second camera and what I'm doing is replacing the video a few hours later on my channels. Those channels would be OP Radio and OP Unleashed NYC I just saw I wasn't gonna go this way but we gotta we gotta show the

billboard of the Beacon Theatre cuz it's waver just gave me 99 cents oh my god thank you waver wow that's a waver he's having a good day today that's amazing is he being sarcastic though he does that every time someone gives him money and he even he even justifies his existence by saying he does get super chats Because people be like oh, you should get a job. You haven't had a job a lot of times I make money doing this Okay, lest we forget the Facebook stars and he also asked for Facebook stars penny a piece. Yeah And no, he's not kidding. He's not he's not kidding with the 99

Sarcastic I know you would I know Anyway, I don't know to me. I Yeah, if I was hearing this for the first time I would think that also Yeah, we know I'll be probably better than you at this point Fortunately So I want to describe to you what you got to give somebody a shout out if they give you money though Right, isn't that how it works? You should usually I guess that's what he's doing Yeah, but with a little too much glee. I mean 99 cents is not something that you need to like raise your

That's why I think yeah, thanks I don't have any decibels you got to go up for that sense, but it couldn't be a 20 right? I Might not even acknowledge it personally but you know that's open now you heard him say like yes egg boy we are live right now and the reason why there's confusion Jim this is great so he was going around doing these live streams with just his phone but sometimes it would start stalling out and skipping and stuff he doesn't have

the the best-essel reception or whatever So he started bringing a second camera. He's got a GoPro hooked in with his phone next to it So his phone is where he's live streaming from and he sees the chat and the GoPro is recording the exact same video so that he can then go home and Replace the video with the high quality video that doesn't cut out So what we're watching right now is HD 16 by 9 ratio, but that's not what happened when it happened live. He goes back and replaces it because these 50 minute walks that he does are so good. He's got to get

the best quality video for us to witness this. So he doesn't just use the video on the phone. He doesn't. Now he has to replace it later to make it higher quality. This is a man who's looking for shit to do. Do you know what I mean? Like, could you imagine? Oh, we were talking about the first podcast we reviewed today. There's no way these people even watch it back. Opie's not only walking around for an hour doing nothing. He also has time to then go home. And relive it.

How much work is that though to convert that from the GoPro that's hopey. Well, would you know cuz you're like, you know that tech I do tech stuff. Yeah, but I don't know what he's doing to do that Okay, something he says he sets up premieres so he'll do it as a live stream and then he'll recreate it as a premiere on the Channel so that looks like it's live again, but it's not does he take the best moments out and put the oh well, okay I'm glad you brought that up He does clip out certain things that happen and make them quick clips that he puts on his channels and I'll show you an example Coming that's that's what you should that is what you should do. That's correct. Yep. He's got some good ones But first he really wants to show us the marquee over here at the Beacon Theatre. What's going on?

Look who's playing the Beacon Theater. Possibly tonight. There it is. John Fogerty celebrating his 80th birthday tonight at the Dan Beacon Theater. Very, very cool. Crumbum, what's going on, brother? He loves to walk and talk around New York City's. Thank you, brother That's badass boss gags is playing So one of the things that's been pointed out by my friend Anthony as well as us over here is that

my friend Anthony as well as us over here is that Opie sees things and then doesn't elaborate out at all. He just goes. Oh, there's a concert happening tonight neat Do you like John Fogarty are there certain songs that you want to talk about? I said very cool. Okay. He's turning 80 Yeah, uh-huh. It's funny cuz I was gonna go to that show. I almost went. Oh, that was just like Wednesday something. Yeah, this is this week. Yeah, my nephew went. He said it was amazing. But but I remember I remember doing Opie. I think Opie and Jim with John Fogart. He came in. Yeah, yeah. He's interviewed him before. Yeah, I was in studio. That's what's so funny about what we're going to witness here as Opie gets very excited that John Fogart is doing this concert that Opie will not

be attending but just wanted to show us the marquee. There's a concert tonight at the Beacon Theater. Pretty cool. But first, before we get into that, he sees gold and he gets very excited. He's like, oh, okay, this is where the live stream is going to get really good for everyone. Wait, you're dressed like that and you don't want any cameras in your face? No, I want people to say, may I? Oh, may I? May I? Yeah.

You're the best! You better give me a hug too. I'll hug you. There you go. Now, I'll smile. Oh my God, this turned out great. I'm live soon to the world. What do you want to say? Literally to the world to the world. There's 22 people Technically they could be anywhere in the world

But you see what it Helga say do you see? How much and this is something that we've been noticing from these streams Opie's such a bigot. He sees a person who's either trans or a cross-dresser whatever Manhattan and he was oh my god This is great. This is gonna make the show today. You're like, yeah, most of us are not that excited about that. It's just a thing Yeah to him. He's like, thing. Yeah. To him, he's like, Oh, a weirdo. Yeah, correct. Yeah. He's, he's exploiting this weirdo for gain on his channel. That's what he thinks he's doing. So after you see a dude with lipstick and a wig on,

he's got nothing else to add to that. This is the interview he does with this person. What? You could say anything. interview he does with this person. What? You can say anything. See if the galan amdir amela. What does that mean? It's elvish. That was elvish?

No, not elvish, elvish. As in token. Oh, elvish. Elvish. You just did some elvish. Why are you dressed like that? I mean, I'm I don't mean to be nosy Are you like dressed for something special? Is this like your Thursday outfit? Of course it is you're gonna go see John Pogrady

Why All right, well you look lovely no choice, but that's not Howard Stern That's Howard Stern and drag on there getting as Miss America shoot So hope he's already got nothing immediately. Thank you to see John Fogart. I just we're just talking about John Fogarty over here in my chat Wanted to fit you're gonna do something like that Now there's a beauty of this is that he put this video out separately It's about 58 seconds long the title of it is Opie meets NYC trans woman that speaks Elvis Because he thought she said Elvis but she didn't right she said yeah, yeah, I

Mean the this the problem would be doing live stream me. We used to go on the streets We did a hidden camera series meet the creeps. Yep. So we'd go around and we'd fuck with people. But you know, we didn't just fit. We didn't just keep everything in. Right. You know, there's a lot of boring down. There's going to be a lot of boring downtime stuff. So we take it back and then cut it up and then obviously put it out as bits. So you're fishing for everything. You go, Oh, this, I could get something here. So what, what he really should be doing is bringing it back home. I guess, you know, live streaming is different.

Everybody's, you know, people want to just watch what's going on. But he really should take this stuff home, cut it into a quick clip. Like I would have just cut it right. Would you like get that camera away from me? Why? What's wrong? Whatever like that and just create tension. Right. And then move on. You would have interviewed her.

I would have because I would I would have been trying to get something. Let's get a moment. I'll cut a little fluff and then I'll just cut to right when she gets mad. Like at some point I'll say something, they set her off and I'll use that as the clip. So you'd cut out, oh, okay, well, have a nice day. But he's also live streaming. So it's like, you don't know what's going to happen. You're always trying to find something.

Yes. So. Unfortunately, it's usually nothing with him, but he his mind went to the right place at first Why are you dressed like that? Mm-hmm? And then he immediately abandoned it and when she especially when whatever got mad. Yes, that's good I got tension. Yeah, that's the time when you're just like that just seems like it'd be weird that you have a purse a pink purse I don't see a lot of guys with big purring say something But instead open he thinks the controversy is just having a conversation with this person who's beneath them, correct? That's the crazy thing. Can you believe I'm talking to this weirdo on the street? Wow good stuff So he pretty much immediately abandons the the conversation walks away I'm gonna let you go. Do you fist in this hotel? Cause you always sat in here. I live in the neighborhood. Alright I'm gonna let you go. Do you fist bump?

Fist bump. Alright. I'll see you again alright? You're live streaming a lot. Bye, good to see ya. Bye. Oh that'll uh trigger some people huh? That'll trigger some people. People who like a good interview. Yeah I was triggered actually. I'm like why are you wasting my time with this? I got Florentine coming over today. Come on. Well, I think that he probably said all right

I'm gonna get nothing out of this like it's it's a pleasant conversation Right. He was hoping for just a friendly person. Yeah, it's almost like a phone call. Okay, let's move on because there's nothing left here But he really does think that like just having that person on his video is gonna get people going Does think that like just having that person on his video is gonna get people going what the fuck is this? Opie I don't want to see this. It's like nobody cares 2025 Nobody really gives a shit about we see this stuff every day all the time Yeah, when he's saying cheese to the Asians yeah bridge and walked away giggling to himself It's like I can't believe I got away with that. Yeah What you did nothing you did nothing?

So then crumb bum in the chat as a question about whether that was a male or a female like I can't believe I got away with that. Yeah. What? You did nothing. You did nothing. So then Crumbum in the chat has a question about whether that was a male or a female. Crumbum goes, that's a dude, right? Crumbum, I would say, I would say yes with a bit of a question mark. Cause the voice was alright. The hug was definitely a little manly. The fist bump, like a lot of women don't know how to fist bump so I'm going to say yes. The fist bump is what did it. It was obviously a dude, you didn't even ask, could just be a cross-dresser. There are still cross-dressers out in the world. This this person might be like yeah, of course I'm a man you mean

Because I wear lipstick and I carry a purse you think I'm a trans woman. It's not the case at all but That got I'll be very excited in fact 15 minutes goes by Nothing important happens, so he remembers that fond memory of talking to that weirdo on the street. I'll start to show some of the buildings today. Man, that one person outside the theater was a little wild. And a staple of the neighborhood. And that was the first time I ever saw her.

Her. Her, right? Her. Her. She wants to be identified as a her. We honestly don't know that. Yeah, I don't remember that. No, you're just making that part up.

But he's like, yes, there's not really a lot going on. Remember that thing that I did though? 15 minutes ago? That was pretty cool, right? Yes. Awesome. And he's that I did though 15 minutes ago. That was pretty cool, right? Yes Awesome, and he's gonna try to show the buildings. What is preventing him from that? Just just fucking do it, dude All right. So this is where you were talking about how you've been on his show with John Fogerty It's like yeah, not that long ago. Opie was interviewing these celebrities

They were booked to be on his show. Listen to how far he's fallen right here and those two doors To the right of the guy on the phone That's where John Fogarty will Will enter but I think it's too early in a couple more hours maybe I'll come back out and try to see John Fogarty enter the hours. Maybe I'll come back out and try to see John Fogarty enter the backstage area at the Beacon Theater as he celebrates his 80th birthday here in New York City today.

Oh my God, that's crazy. And that's a forklift. Maybe I'll come back so I can see John Fogarty enter the building. Why don't you just have your people get in touch with his people and set up an interview on your podcast. That's not even in the realm of possibilities anymore. So that's where this guy has gotten to. Well, in his defense, you know, I can't have a Tony Aomi. I can't interview Tony Aomi anymore. Right. When I was on that metal show, I could, when I want to get tickets, when I used to get tickets for a show, when that metal show was on,

every metal show that I went to, where do you want to sit? How many tickets you need? You want to come backstage before or after now every show I go to I'm on the lawn I don't know. I saw you at Cory Feldman, by the way. It was very funny. Oh, yeah, your son Yeah, I went to see that tour as well. We had to we had to get out like 530. Yeah. Yeah those guys Yeah, we did the same thing I was in Detroit with the Drew Lane show and we were just filming everything and then hurried up and podcast to the next day and yeah showed all the footage that was amazing but to your point I Told you understand that you don't have the platform anymore

You know maybe that's not gonna happen, but on your podcast Do you ever go somewhere where Tony Iommi might be so you can get a video of him walking into a building? get a video of him walking into a building? Um, moving on. You don't have to answer all my questions. You're not on trial here. You're out there. I don't know. He's trying to create something. I understand what he's doing. There's not a lot going on. I don't see a lot of people on the street. So he's trying to, he's fishing around. Let's see if I could find something, anything interesting. Okay.

Here's the backstage door where he's going to go in later. Maybe I'll come back. Obviously he's probably not, but, and maybe I just found the one time that it wasn't very interesting. It was kind of boring. You know, if he was walking around filming New York, it was just my selective. No one is making him walk there. I just want to point out he can walk anywhere. Here's an observation that he has that I have questions about. Okay. So right here you see a black woman and a white kid walking with her, okay?

What's your bands on? Most, uh, most people don't raise their own kids in New York. So what we just saw is very, very normal. You're gonna think twice about it. Except you. There's so much going on there. First first off most people don't raise their kids in New York everyone. They all have nannies First off that's definitely not true a lot of Upper West Side West Side where he is I understand that and they have that I totally understand that but also he's assuming that's not her Son very well could be

It's a weird assumption to make and then to just say like yeah, no one actually parents their kids around here. They just put they just throw them to the maid and you were walking by those two people would you think anything at all? No, yeah That's the difference between you and Opie. That's weird. He has to explain it to us. Guys, can you believe that we just saw a white with a black? Only in New York can you ever see something like that.

Unleashed. Speaking of unleashed, Mike Larson is in the chat talking about how unleashed this video is, and hope he does not enjoy that. Do do do. Mike Larson talking about Unleashed Wild Stuff. Are you here to hate Mike? Are you? Mike's here to hate everybody. Yuck. Yeah, the Unleashed channel is actually doing well.

I just got monetized over there. It's not, you know, I'll be making tens of dollars a month but I did get monetized. All right. The Unleashed channel is doing well. He has under 2000 subscribers. OP's YouTube channel, but it's monetized. So he's got that going for him.

It's pretty sweet. Can't make fun of him for that, can you? He's also at Noter Republic. I got that going. All right, Jim, I see you're fading a little bit. I'm going to bring you back into the conversation. No, no, I'm just, I'm how many people don't you have to have 10,000 subscribers to get a monetizer? No, I think it's 500 now. Oh, it's okay. Yeah.

And you have to have a certain number of watch hours. Oh, that's right. I think it's just 500 subscribers. It used to be a thousand. Okay. Yeah. So good on him, right? He started up a new channel and it's killing it. 1.9. Oh, you do get excited When I got monetized my car, it's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, even though there's no money coming in but you still it's potential Yeah, yeah, good. That's cool. So it happened someday So this is I this is where i'm going to bring you back into the conversation jim This is something that we can all relate to we get into some really hot pringles talk

All right, everyone knows that Pringles is the Mac Daddy. You go barbecue, you go original, do you go with the cheddar cheese or the sour. Oh wow. Sour cream and onion is a popular. I would go here, here, and the winner is. Now, Jim, you haven't seen this before, right? No. Okay.

What do you think's gonna win? What's Opie's favorite flavor of Pringle? What do you think it's gonna be? I'm gonna go with the original. Okay what do you think Producer Chris? Well I already looked it up and Vegas has sour cream and onion. Okay let's find out. And the which Pringles would I eat all day long? Pringles Barbecue, right? Barbecue was

the winner. Although we did give a shout out for pizza flavored Pringles after that, which is a **** flavor. Not to get into the open material here but pizza should not be on potatoes and you can't make something taste like pizza. I'm

sorry. It's just you can't put flakes on something. Save it for the bonus show. Alright. Alright. I'm sorry. It's just you can't put flakes on something. Save it for the bonus show. All right, all right I'm actually gonna be the warm-up guy for Jim's show tonight that I'm working out some material about Pringles. Yeah Yeah, I think you're throwing your uh, people really like your Trump jokes The Tom Myers Trump jokes. Yeah, throw out a few of those Opie it likes to go up to windows and just observe what's in the window and he sees these two guys Two guys that hate each other. I Get it. I So get it

So he looks at Simon and Garfunkel and he goes two guys who hate each other used to be a duo I get that which one do you think represents Opie in this one? if I had a gas Let's see the Paul Simon of that group and the other guy I don't I don't think He was thinking that through as much as he was just trying to bitch about Anthony there in a subtle way Also the transformation into stuttering John is officially complete The very famous stuttering John phrase what hoppa is that what John says yes all the time

What hop ha ha I hope he's just picked it up now. It's unbelievable. All right, so, so far I've been showing you guys a lot of boring stuff. There was that one person with lipstick on that was really exciting. John Fogarty didn't show up in that building. What I'm about to show you though is action packed.

This is where he gets in with the people and he can start interacting with people. And this is where the fun begins. Man, that's a nice vibe right there. Now you see that woman right there who's ducking down? She is looking over at this homeless looking man who's just filming her and going uh trying to get out of the way of it. Hope he's not recognizing that until... That's a nice vibe. Do you want your shot? No! You want to be on it?

No. Why? I gotta- I gotta pretty this thing up. No, no, no, no! Alright, alright. I'm not showing you. I'm not showing you. Okay. This is like making eye contact with a homeless guy. Like, fuck.

Damn, damn it, I did it. No, man, I don't have any change on me. I don't have any money. Fuck. Shit, she immediately did it. No man, I don't have any change on me. I don't have any money. Fuck. She immediately regretted saying anything to him. She goes, he's like, someone's talking to me. He walks over to her, she's like, ugh. Gets closer.

Gets repulsed immediately. But now Hopey's warming up, talking to people, so now he's on a roll. Toronto Blue Jays? Yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. Toronto Blue Jays? Yeah.

Come on, man. Come on, man. You gotta be nice, because you've got everybody very nice. I'm a huge Bills fan, so I respect Toronto to a point, but not the Blue Jays, man. What does that mean? That's when the elderly man kicked his ass.

What does, I'm a big Bills fan, I don't know. I have to deal with the Toronto Blue Jays. I've got to stick with them after an hour apart. It's a couple hours. I mean, there's a lot of cities that are close to each other. Yeah They're actually pretty big rivals when it comes to hockey Buffalo hates Toronto and right yeah, yeah, but Opie just connected that also I bet Opie couldn't name the running back for the Bills. I'm a big Bills fan

He's not a big anything fan. He has no idea what's going on at one point I almost pulled it but it was so boring He was talking about the NBA finals and he was talking about Oklahoma City because they're the best team They're gonna win it. They have the best talent and they go the deepest That was all he said like yeah, who do you like on the bench? Who do you like coming off the bench? Oh, P? What who do you think's gonna get the the boards in the final who's gonna be pulled on the board? Doesn't actually know anything we just talks about it anyway

Well, he's also not a New York fan, and I mean the city He hates it that was established with the clips you pulled for the Wednesday show right he fucking hates it He hates being in so why is he doing this well? And then someone in the chat again in this show goes so you move into Long Island? It's like I'm not moving up. I already have a house in Long Island, I'm not moving to Long Island. He was just house shopping, he just told us about how he's with a realtor looking at houses in the suburbs. And then he gets mad at people, like, so you're moving

out of Manhattan or what's going on? Yeah, he assumes people are insulting him. It's very odd the way he does that. All right, this now I think he's starting to work out some material here, and this, if he wants to have a career as a stand-up This I would focus on you know the church open today Why?

Man churches should be open all the time, right? All right, thanks sir I don't think Jesus would appreciate churches closing ever. If he was alive he'd be like what are you doing? Well we don't want the riffraff in our church. Yeah but that's the whole that's the whole thing I started. taking care of the riffraff Yeah, but they crap all over the place. We have to clear up for the boat. I don't Jesus is the opie voice guy That's jesus talking to you a guy who kept the church closed on a wednesday. It was bitching to him about it's pretty good back and forth Right there

That's what's going on in his head to him about. It's pretty good back and forth right there. That's what's going on in his head. I think he's very lonely, Jim. This is, this is my point. The man seems very lonely. He walks around aimlessly on New York talking to his chat and anyone who will make eye contact with him. And then he has these conversations going out of his head that are fake conversations with Jesus and the church guy. It's not good. I don't know. Listen, I would, if I was him,

I would go out there, shoot an hour and a half, come back and edit it down to like five minutes. Yeah. Three and a half probably. Something like that. And just put these little segments in. Like when he said to the guy, what the fuck? That's funny. Like he's cursing. They go, I don't fucking know. And he's like, so stuff like that. That's what I would do. But then again, when you lie, see like if the impractical jokers were walking for an hour and a half, trying to find stuff, it would be tough to find stuff.

They would whittle it down to a few minutes. Yeah. You got to find some tension. We always, when we fuck with people on the street, if someone gets aggravated, let's go in for the kill. But a lot of times people are just friendly. And when you show that it's boring. So that's the problem. But you know, look, the guy is what? He's pretty much retired. So he's like, let me just fucking get out of the house. He actually does more now that he has in many years. He does a show from a bar once or twice a week, the Gebhardt show.

He does morning live streams every morning before the sun comes up. Now this week he was off, which is interesting, but he's been doing that consistently for a long time. And now's doing this new channel and the unleashed stuff where he's in Central Park or recently listen to this he went to Harlem. It was crazy Black people. Yeah, did you know there's black people in Harlem? Hope he's like this is gonna get wild guys this is gonna get crazy and It happens again. He walks a little bit too far Uptown and he gets a little spooked

Look more just say spooked just ruined Okay, okay. Head on a swivel. I don't realize how far uptown we went, but we're in head on a swivel territory now. Head on a swivel. I don't know if you guys could see that, but at the beginning of this video there's like a black guy who's just got to stand next to the sidewalk after which is the Skeleton scaffolding just right right here He sees his head. He's like, okay, we're filming over here. I don't want any problems. I don't need any problems, mister

So yeah, I think that's one of the reasons why Opie isn't a big fan of of New York the diversity freaks him out a little bit But he also likes to brag about it and how cool he is to be there Jay dogs been a member for 12 months as please fix the focus less resolution of Jim's camera also I miss Jenny juggles after you Carl, you know what I guess gotta get this iPad sucks balls We just gotta get a new one. It's it's it keeps like flickering on you and the quality of its garbage You know, you're not missing much not Not seeing. Yeah. You guys could, yeah. I'll send you a Polaroid. I'm a mediocre four. Doesn't matter. It's fine. Yeah. All right. Let's play a game together.

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Show him some love. Keep it going for Mike Fanazzo also. I love that guy. Also give it up for the pretend Giants fan and the sex offender who were up here earlier. This is a wild night up here. As Dave said, I do travel a lot. I just got back from Nevada.

That's a very interesting state. If you drive through, you see a lot of these little desert towns. These towns are rough, man. I'll tell you how rough these towns are. If you want to find Sons of Anarchy, they air aired on the Lifetime Network in that particular zip code. Yeah, very rough. Out in Nevada, of course, it's like the gambling capital of the United States, they have slot machines everywhere in Nevada.

They have slot machines at gas stations, okay? Right at the gas pumps. That's very detrimental to me because I ran a Ford Focus when I was out there. That's supposed to be like one of the most environmentally friendly cars out there. What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, but the name is appropriate because it allows you to focus on the disappointment in your life. B, it gets three cherries per gallon. Next. Too good.

Environmentally friendly, but terrible luck. I lost my shirt. Four. I filled it up. It cost me five hundred bucks. And lastly, I ran out of gas Waiting for the old ladies and the scooters to finish playing two minutes Okay. Yeah, I gotta say be it's just not enough words for that to be the answer

I'm gonna go with the next terrible luck. I lost my shirt because it makes no sense. And Tom has no idea what he's doing. What do you think, Jim? What's a number four? That's um, I filled it up and it cost me $500. Either that one and five, five is one of the other. What is five again? Uh, that one is I ran out of gas waiting for the ladies in the scooters to finish playing because of the slot machines at the gas station. Cause that's really wordy. it's very possible it doesn't make sense with scooters wouldn't be at the gas pump right your final answer I'm

going five okay all right go to four or five okay very good I also had my bachelor on this game too and I say that could be this one just like it sounds smart could be pretty secret what do you think I went with number one? Yeah, I liked that one too. Should I stretch it out a little nope. Let's get it out. Let's go Okay I read before focus when I was out there that's supposed to be like one of the most environmentally friendly cars out there I thought it up cost me 500 bucks That's uh, nobody none of all you that was the one before I was when you wanted to pay yeah

Yeah, you done fucked up card if one damn it damn I should have went with that cuz he said environmentally so I figured he's gonna tie that in damn I did that tie that in damn Well cuz he's gonna cost me $500 But he had talking about had a car so I see where he was going with I should have take it for okay Why am I mad who gives a fuck? Dinner with Vinnie you just like dad fucking days. It's shot. I do that joke tonight on stage You know dinner with Vinnie. You just like dad fucking days. It's shot. I do that joke tonight on stage I'll have Vinnie record it. I still tell the story about you doing John's uber joke and it crushing it killed

Sights I've ever seen. I went to a strip club in Alabama. Woo! Oh yeah! Oh man! This episode has been brought to you by Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and Cardiff Electric's new YouTube channel. Subscribe now at Cardiff Elect. Sit Eugene, sit.

Good dog. Woof! Do do do do do do do do do do. Good dog Jim we gotta play some voicemails and then we'll get out of here But I want to thank you so much for for coming on the show. Absolutely man. Thanks for having people should check out your podcast Everybody is awful except you available wherever you get podcasts. I saw you just did a show about awful baby names You always find a theme. Yeah, I found a theme Baby names vanity plates you get a lot of stuff from social media, which is great The fans just send the stuff in so you have to go search it out inspirational quotes dumb inspirational quotes

The dating sites people go on to dating sites all the you know, so it's easy for me They say and I just sit through the shit and I just make fun of it. Yeah, it's fantastic Uh, definitely check that out. And then you have, your company special is up at Amazon prime. Yeah. You can't please them all. Came out about six months ago and I'm torn. You got fans over in England. We do. All right. Me and Jim Norton are doing a bunch of dates over there. No shit. That's cool. And the June beginning of July,

cause we're going to go see black Sabbath's last concert in Birmingham, England. Oh, that's what you're thinking about Tony Iovie. Yeah. Yeah. So then we book some shows there. Sweet. I'll pay for the trip and yeah, we're going to do London, Birmingham and Manchester. That's awesome. How do you guys do over there? Cause my experience has been, and it's wild. How many people have discovered Opie and Anthony since it's been off the air because of the internet. We have a lot of European listeners. It's crazy. I know I get that too. Yeah.

The old ONA episodes that are on YouTube and also the gold stern episodes that are out there. So you get a lot. Jim hasn't been there. I've never performed over in England before. Oh cool. But Jim hasn't done it in like 10 years, but he's, you know, so we're hoping a lot of people come out, but that's how they'll know us from those shows. Well, good luck with that. Hope it goes well. If you're over there in England, check out the dates where they go to your website to find that. Yeah, JimFlorentine.com. Beautiful, okay. We got internet news and then your voicemails and then we'll get out of here.

Internet news with Lucy Typex. From Patreon, Kumquat diff TV tuning shares. Someone called in and said they never heard of Stuttering John until WATP covered it. I'm the same and I think the world famous SJ would be shocked to know how many people are in the same boat. Deluxe writes, This feud behind the scenes I'm hearing about must be heating up. Carl went up against

Blind Mike Live in the ultimate fuck you move. Lady K taking no prisoners. I hope he doesn't sucker punch the blind guy. Brother Crowe comments, Adam taking no prisoners with Tom is some funny shit. André Gunnar-Huxon is grateful. Not the biggest Vinny fan, but thank you to Adam for not picking Christian Blatt as your co-host. Farmery Tato Pines. It's obvious Adam and Vinny need their own show. The best interview of a public figure since Tucker interviewed Putin. Pure gold. Mike Dick needs clarification. Dick bump. I thought Adam and Carl did more of a cock high five.

Now I'm confused. Extreme online NJ guy mourns Lisa Boswell. The Lord took the wrong one out of that duo. Rest in peace. From Spotify, ripped current notes. Adam, Vinny, Chris, and no Carl? I just know this is gonna be a good show. Tucker Smith inquires, what is more wordy Tom's comedy or his interview answers?

Katzdoomy45, definitely have to give respect to Tom for coming on and defending himself. But man is he still unfunny. From Facebook, Burt Johnson posts, RIP Lisa, it should have been stuttering John. But Barry Newman counters with, we don't want that for John now. Let him entertain us for a few more years. Ryan Mallody is stunned. She died from a UTI? I didn't know that was possible.

I imagine that nut would go out in a police shooting. Chris House White Guy. Rest easy Lisa. The world has lost one of the greatest shit talkers to grace the earth. My next bong hit will go to her memory. May she rest in peace. Marvin Hammond. Fuck, that's sad. I hope her ghost haunts Helga daily. And from YouTube, CF Jelt confesses, I usually like cringe watching but Opie makes it so

hard. T Dowell is not the only one. If somebody followed Opie around and live-streamed him, I would watch that. Chuck Alpha Foxtrot Clearly, WATP and OPI have a deal worked out where OPI provides content for WATP. I can't think of any other reason OPI would make these demented videos. Goody Two Shoes reports, Carl was devastated by the news. He came up with some lame excuse about the wrong airport just to avoid breaking down in tears live on air. And biln3 plays us out

with his summation fruits watching fruits. Yeah we lost one of our favorites. Vinnie was telling me all about it. I didn't know what that was. He was keeping me up to date. Well I'll show you a quick video of what she looks like. Nobody cares. That was her? Yeah that was her. Yeah I'll show you a quick video of what she looks like. No That was her yeah, yeah, I'll play it again for you. No

That's Lisa Boswell elderly trans woman who played drums for Eddie money Really according to Lisa Boswell, we can't find any evidence of it. I think talk about it a lot. I've seen that in Money Before back in the day. I don't remember. Well, she was a dude back when she played drums. Right, right. Some of those old rockers come out, you know, they come translator in life and stuff. So maybe. Yeah. It's very possible. But anyway, apparently

she had a UTI and refused to go to the hospital. And passed away in the home. It was very upsetting for all of us over here at Who Are These Podcasts. She's one of our favorites. Speaking of favorites, Tom Myers, of course, was on the show Wednesday making big news,

getting people talking. Hey, I was listening to that interview with our buddy, fucking, long-hit transplant. Dude, when he was talking about his quote unquote alcoholism, that was so fucking cringe. The reality, and it's beyond obvious, if he knows, you know, comics, you know, there's so many that tend to struggle with addiction, isn't it? So he thinks it's going to make, that's what's going to make him the comic.

Not doing comedy, but lying about having an issue with alcohol. He has never had a fucking issue. He got real drunk and puked one night, and now goes around saying that he strikes a fucking slap in the face to real people that suffered with fucking alcohol problems. Like, you know, yours truly, I know what they are doing. It's offensive.

So fuck him. Fuck everything he stands for dick Yeah, see you later. They said and Jenny's got nice boobas later Oh, you're fucking retard for not going to the right airport I'm not a bright guy you get slammed in these Yeah, for sure Yeah, the time Mary started my how he used to be an alcoholic and the story he had was he drank a six-pack Someone give a shot and he puked

Not even close to alcohol isn't my friend not even close but keep trying. He's a quitter Yeah, it's not even a cool story if you're gonna be an alcoholic. I got some cool stories. Yeah Lisa Boswell calling into the show The other thing about Lisa Boswell, it's interesting. She spent a lot of time in prison because, and she transitioned I think while she was in prison, but she used to go around and break into homes and steal panties out of the dressers and then would jerk off publicly with them. And she was set to prison for life. For that? For that.

That doesn't seem like a life sentence. It doesn't. I agree. Which is why I think the attorney got to her and said, you know, we're gonna. I think they just wanted to keep her around because she's hilarious. I know I would too. She'd definitely be my prison hang. This guy's gonna audition to be the isotopes lead singer. Hey Carl, since you're letting people take over aspects of your life now, I thought I would apply to be the lead singer for the isotopes. All right, there's my here's my tryout. All right, let's hear it Okay. Well, tell me what you think call me back and

Smooches for producer Chris. I see what he did there. So we don't have a lead singer an instrumental band So that's why oh, okay. You got you got the job if you could if you could carry heavy equipment You've got the job if you could if you could carry heavy equipment Fucking amp walking that up the stairs at Sean's house anyway. Yeah, let's play a lake house with vintage equipment sucked Also you need to get you need to get Doug On the show with dick master sir. I think you need the fat women hunting squad. Hmm. I need you to assemble a panel of experts. Yeah.

You have an opportunity to do a better fat watch than an actual fat watch with these fat bitch podcasts and your crew of professional fat women haters Okay, I don't want to hear any any guff That I was too hard to do scheduling because you you podcast literally all the time That's why I turn the schedule. There's no way you couldn't figure it out. All right, idiot. Hey guys keep these voicemails Shorter, I know when people gather those like I better keep talking. It's like no no no that could have been 45 seconds But he's waiting for a response right? Yeah, it's like a Tom Myers joke

Every fucking voicemail this guy gets it. Yeah, yeah, Dick Mastin does the segment on his show called fat watch Right, they just tell stories about fat chicks. You like They go to Disney and They Throw a fit Because They're not a lot on the ride yeah yeah they don't have bench Seating at the upscale Restaurant I got a sit here that's Arms on it like yeah it's There's a fast Food Place right over There if You want to sit on the bench it's fine There's Really Nothing Wrong With Sword Fight Carl. You ought to try it sometime You know, it's not gay if you do with your homies, you know, like I can imagine you and Chris Getting all getting all ready for that

Why are you imagining that I wouldn't want to imagine you with Adam Adams too new in here See the whole dynamic of the sword fighters that you have to trust your sword companion. And Adam, he's too new, you know? He's been on the show for like, I don't know, fucking 80 episodes, 800,000 episodes already. But he's still not new enough. Meanwhile, Chris, he's a sure thing. Goodbye, Carl. I don't know why I pulled that one.

My apologies, what are we talking about? Are you trying to tell me something? Yeah? Why are we sword fighting on this show? Everyone wants us to be gay It's not gonna look at the cut look at the podcast we covered all right well true I actually had a neon sign. I just took it down recently It's just queer just let up sign this is queer and then we were in Vegas for hackamania I met the guy who mailed that to me. He's like hey, buddy girl.'ll do it. I'll be sent to you. I'm like why did you do this? I thought I saw you when I saw these pants on

Get the weirdest shit for people Hey, okay, I'll be calling back listen. I don't I'm I listen to their Ron the waiter bit. Yeah funny hilarious Great good good good jobs I don't know what's more annoying a fucking boss in accent But that fucking limey bastard from London and called it says go build every week I blocked his name out because it just gives me fucking nightmares. Anyway, let's have a little Philly show, you know I even feel that douchebag Long Island accent anything but fucking Boston or England Bunch of quitters sold us out to America. Anyway, have a good day. All right. All right, grandma, let's do this.

Boston is a horrendous accent, especially Ron the Waiter. You haven't met Ron the Waiter yet. No. He's one of Opie's buddies that hangs out at Gebhart's with him. He does stand-up. We just discovered his stand-up recently. Anyway, but the nice thing about our friends in Boston like Blyde McGeary, he does not have a Boston accent. I always appreciate that when you meet someone from Boston and they talk normal, like people talk. I'm one to talk people you say. Hey, Carl, KFDA here.

Listen, I think I know the mole is on the inside. I'd say it's Adam Bush. I know it's just too convenient. He starts with John and is with you. All of a sudden John's suing you. He's got some inside information. I'm just saying keep an eye out on that. All right. Well, don't play this when he's on the show. Thank you. I won't. Anyway, hey, good show. Big fan, big fan. Produce Chris. Love you. Love the show and have a great day guys. All right. All right. Put

the lotion on the skin people. Fuck it. Whoa. Our colors are off to no good it seems like. You think Adam's the mole? Should we look into him? Do we have to have a mole? People are very suspicious of Adam Bush for some reason Bad news Carl, yeah, he's no longer a big sandy uncle good news. He's a much bigger fan of Adam Bush In fact, I think this time he didn't even say what made him not anti-semiticant anymore. So My question is not that it's 23 Jump Street, but probably Adam Bush's fantastic holocaust jokes.

Quick, Adam Bush, hit us with another one. What? What's going on? What a great quick joke that was perfectly timed with his voice now. Anyway, call me back. Should we stop doing live shows? I'm very afraid of the people listening to the show. It's a lot of schizophrenics. Now you're afraid're afraid of them. Yes seems very off. What was he doing to that?

Cat wasn't enjoying it. I could tell you that Now I know why Jenny Jingle fell in love with you one of your first dates. He took her to a place with place mats Oh, hey fancy boy taking her to a diner. Come on, Carl. Step it up. I can't remember why we went there. I have to ask her. I have no idea. I'm not a diner guy. Last one. Hey, Carl. I'm getting caught up on this little piggy in this last week's episode. It's a real fucking doozy. I didn't know anything about Keanu or this fucking who she was or I only knew she was married to Keanu Bisconti, but it really explains

a lot about both of them because those two people are so fucking insufferable that I don't think that they could be with anyone else and I don't think that they should be with anyone else either. But yeah, it's five in the morning and I don't think that they should be with anyone else either. But yeah, it's five in the morning and I'm still fucking just addicted to this episode. It's like fucking heroin. Anyway, back to it. Love you. Yeah, we did a six and a half hour long this little piggy. Uh. Where Gino? No, Keanu came on. Right. And Nick Reketa and they screamed at each other for five hours and then I got yelled at for I guess I did the wrong thing I just sat there and watched I was just eating popcorn. I can't go watch this all day It was like a drug. I kept putting it down and

I'd tap out and try doing someone else. I'm like, oh, I got to get back to that. Yeah, I'm missing something six hours Jim It was something else. So they were fighting over April and all that stuff. Yeah Are you following that? I didn't know You know she had a tap out Vinny was trying to fill me in on it last night What was going on and he said that they went on and supposedly Kiana got the best of them on it or something He just kept calling her an dumb bitch over and over again, which is not a great way to argue with someone over points You know be better to like make a point

Right, you know that's how I do it. Anyway. Well, she's married to Gino so you could call it You friends Gino. I love Gino I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go okay Carly's got a crushy poo