Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep627 - Stuttering John's Demand Letter

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

After checking out a submission for Rob Saul’s new jingle, we watch Chad Zumock talk about and demonstrate how dumb he is. Then we check out Stuttering John’s legal demand letter that was sent to Shuli and me. A simple google search of his attorney’s name leads us to a very disturbing article in the New York Post.  Adam Busch shares with us Fletcher Daniel, the Tom Myers of songwriters. Steel Toe accuses me of being “an abortion guy.” Brendan Schaub just moved to Texas and it seems he’s really regretting the decision to uproot his entire family in order to continue The Fighter and the Kid, a show that has been tanking for years. Opie’s famous prank is evolving and he continues to get trolled by his chat. Megan and Annie both join the show to read reviews and play 2 Minutes with Tom. We finish up with your voicemails.  Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – http://watplive.com/ Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th - https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Adam’s new project – Jamie Levine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dNEZSherbA  Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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About that I gotta get up I'll swing out and pick you up. All right, I appreciate that there There's like just a handful of tickets left for that So if you want to go see us in Boston go to wtplive.com We'll also be with Dick Masterson and Johnny the audio engineer Live at that show really looking forward to it the audio engineer live at that show. Really looking forward to it. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts

or wherever you review podcasts, and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be talking about Chad Zumach working with Patrick Melton and Moody by signing up for Super Tips. What? Stuttering John having his new attorney send me a demand letter.

Adam Bush's favorite pretentious musician. Aaron Immel explaining why adults who don't have children are terrible people. Casey Armstrong with Adam Bush as his guest. Brendan Schaub just moved to Texas. We have an update on OP who hasn't been streaming lately. Another round of Two Minutes with Tom featuring our new review girl Megan will be stopping by with us. Your voicemails, but first a guy in discord sent us this song and he thinks we should be using it for Rob Sell segments going forward. I'm not promising there will be Rob Sell segments going forward, but if we do happen to do that this is an interesting tune.

Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, you wanna lick it? Hey dog, the dog lick it peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it hey dog you wanna lick my balls I didn't listen that far. I don't know where it goes. There's a verse?

I thought it was just a fun little hook. I didn't realize there was more to it than that. There's layers. So I hope Robert appreciate that that we're thinking of him. So I hope Robin appreciate that that we're thinking of him. Yeah We're thinking of ways to spruce up his segment on our show Let's talk about Chad Zubak real quick. There's gonna be a lot of quick segments today I think we're gonna have shorter segments today, but lots to talk about so Chad got demonetized He had his adsense account Suspended and he doesn't know what he did wrong.

He doesn't know if he'll get it back or when he'll get it back or what's gonna happen. But he's still on YouTube. He just can't get super chats. He can't get memberships and he can't monetize his videos. So because of that, he is panicking. And rightfully so, that sucks. Now, my experience with one Chad Zoo, I'm not gonna spend years now,

is that everything bad that happens to him, he's done to himself. If this is the first time ever that's just randomly happened to him, then that's too bad. I just don't buy it. And he always blames himself, right? No, no, absolutely not.

Absolutely not. So this is Chad on a recent episode And he always blames himself, right? No, absolutely not Absolutely not so this is Chad on a recent episode announcing that he's talked it over with some intelligent people Bill from Jersey and Jim Forintine It was so funny too. I was watching this video and he goes, so I talked to these guys who are really logical It's almost like he's like what is that like? Theologicals and emotional all the time. I just remember Jim going did your mom take it in the ass?

They're very logical people He talked it over with them To figure out what he should do. Okay, and uh, he's come to a conclusion Or at least he did it at this time. So after talking to bill from Jersey, after talking to Florentine, I think I'm going to do the super tip system. Now here's why. Number one, I'm trying to learn stream labs, all this, all this. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm an idiot. I'm dumb.

I'm a dumb guy. I don't have the know-how to do. I don't have the patience. I don't like sitting through instruction. I don't want to do it. That's the most telling. So, Chad is a dumb guy. I mean, this is well documented. We know that. But I like that he also says, I just don't want to do it. It just seems like work and I'm a lazy asshole The thing that everyone's been pointing out to him and he's like, I don't know what else to do I got to get on super tip a system that I have said publicly is Horrible that steals your personal information that Patrick Melton and Moody will then use that to exploit People they don't like or someone who turns on them in the future He said that Pat Dixon had an issue with Melton using the system, which is not true. He's gone on to explain how terrible this is, and then he goes, alright, so I talked

it over with a couple guys, they think I should use this system because really it's the only thing I can possibly do. And what Cardiff has been pointing out on his show over and over again is that you could also get a job. If YouTube says we're not going to pay you money anymore, you might go, all right, well, this whole Home Depot pay me money? If I spend eight hours over there? There's other options.

I think he's banned from there. I don't know. I don't know about that. But luckily, Chad is a comic who is in it for the love of the game. He just loves broadcasting. He loves communicating. So even if he has to take a financial hit and go work somewhere else, he's not gonna stop. He loves it. I think you're wrong about that. I think he only does it for money

and he's actually pretty distraught that he can't just sit in his house and make money by playing Sounders all day anymore. Pew, pew, pew, pew. So he just said he's a dumb guy and what I loved about this stream is that he immediately proves he's a dumb guy and what I loved about this stream is that he immediately proves he's a dumb guy after that. And here's the thing, the people that hate Melton, like you, don't have to use it.

I've never used it. I'll never use it. I mean, I mean, that sounds dumb considering I said I'm going to use it, but I'm saying I don't super tip other considering. I said I'm gonna Super tip other shows I won't do it okay That's where you draw the line just on principle, but for me. It's the best solution. He won't use it on principle But he's making all of his listeners and viewers use it and talking about it. I had a show. Yes and promoting it and everything else. This is the same Chad Zumach who was all set from his gigs. He said I'm good for the year. Oh yeah remember that? Yeah. He's like I've already made enough.

I've already made my nut for the year. I'm good to go. I thought it was a different Chad Zumach. I played a half sold out theater with Swartz and I'm good Moving on as he has friends and family and his closest advisors are members of the chat and a comic he opens for sometimes I don't think he ever says he has family, but I hear what you're saying. There was an ant right? There's an there is an ant there is an ant he didn't ask her about show you super tip or not Which I understand if you probably would have a lot of in Not as logical as the other people they have common sense You probably wouldn't have a lot of in front of that. Not as logical as the other people. They have common sense.

This is just so funny because it shows like, guys like Chad, they're just full of shit all the time. Chad will go on there and talk about what a horrible system this is, and how it sucks and melting sucks, and no one should use it. And it's like, hey, Chad, we'll hook you up a super tip, if that'll help you out.

He's like, all right, I'll do that. Now do I have to get up? Can I sit in this seat? Great, go for it. You guys will do it for me? All right, cool. Outstanding. Now I don't know where he sits on it right now.

I think he's probably gonna change his mind a few times because he is a dumb guy and can't figure things out. So we'll see if he actually does get on super tip or not. But I recommend it. Works great, get your money right away. You get more of your money. It's fun. I don't want people using on this stream because we have so much to talk about today.

Not today, not today. Not today, obviously, but usually I really enjoy when people send in super tip that G.G. slash W.A.T.P. All right, let's get into the stuttering Johnson. I'm going to play the song that was requested earlier. P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p This just came up on Dabbler's Anonymous. I just wanted to play it because it's very funny. This is the Howard Stern show from March of 2011. So John had been gone from the Howard Stern show. He left in 2004.

So we're talking about seven years, right? Yeah. And this is them talking about John's work ethic, which is always a fun topic of conversation. Thank you to majestic risk seven for posting this video for our enjoyment. All right. He's going to be involved. You know, ever since stuttering John left, he has so much free time. Right. John used to keep an eye on him and John never did his own work.

So Gary had to double my work. I gotta bring him back. I had a person hired where it cost me more time to work. Why did he double your work? Because he never did anything. When I gave him stuff to do, it was so fucked up I had to go back and do it. And my favorite thing was, we had a big sit down one day and you were like, you put down the law, like everybody's gotta pull their weight. And so I would,, I would say, John had to come to see me at the end of every show.

And I would say, John, this is what I need you to do. And I'd hand it to him. I'd walk away, go to the bathroom, I'd come back and I'd see Jason doing it. And I go, what happened? He goes, well, John gave me this to do. And I know, I would say, I know, but I gave you something to do as well.

So now Jason has double work. So John thought he was both a writer and a boss for some reason Even though no one reported into John. He's the one who's delegating the workload around there. This is he's gonna be the lazy I mean we talked about how dumb he is and how drunk he is. I really think that laziness Takes over all other aspects of his life He's not about taking a shit. That's for sure In the bathroom there, well, that's that's also lazy taking a long

laziness is fear. I think he doesn't want to admit that he knows he can't do it well, or he doesn't even understand the task. So he thinks he's Huck Finn, and like charming everyone into painting the fence for him. But he's just scared of everything. That's true. What a lazy man get to the bar at 3pm? Hahaha, good point. Would a lazy person go right from the airport to the bar on Easter?

No, that's a thinking man. Well, let's also remember that he had Vince buy him his Uber ride back to his mom's house when he flew in to visit his mom and was able to change the address to where the guy was taking him to the bar near his mom's house when he flew in to visit his mom and was able to change the address to where the Guy was taking him to the bar near his mom's house. What a lazy man know how to do that. Nope I have to go back find something to give it to somebody else. John was just the king of not fucking working Here's a great story about John about like his work ethic He used to do that that lunchtime show remember that lunchtime radio show So

He Kingston's idea was to put John on for an hour or two at one point He figured out Kingston said to him. We don't want you doing this live anymore We want you to record it So when Robin went into news John would go down the hallway and record the show right and he would brag To all of us that he could be in his pool swimming by the time his show started Wow that is impressive he put a lot of work into it What I love about this clip too is that so Gary's in his office and he's got a microphone in there so you can talk To the Howard and Robin, but he's like in the middle of his lunch break

And he doesn't realize like yeah, just stop eating your lunch for a minute. You're you're having a segment on the show He just keeps he says his thing and he goes back and just starts chewing food again Gary they're also in a recording studio, but they gave him a drive-through window Mike It's the cash register And this is exactly what the Tonight Show did the Tonight Show after one or two live Announcements they were like we're gonna pre record you that's what they start talking about Adam. That's precisely where they go with us Bragged about it. Is that the bane of his existence every show he gets they make him pre record it because they're not they don't

Like that's what happened on the Tonight Show John got hired by The Tonight Show to be the announcer within weeks. They decided he was horrible Went through this whole thing. I think they gave him Coaching. Yeah, you know, we don't know the full story. How much of this story do you know Gary because Because Weeks That's your one immediately just food in his face again good tickets not shrimp. I Feel like they didn't tell him there's a camera on him. Yeah, right. It's like this is what we make fun of you for Gary Right Wow You're the announcer that's your one big thing to do Now why did they make him pre-recorded like he was gonna be better if he was pre-recorded Like you're the announcer. That's your one big thing to do. And that's supposed to be your live thing.

Now why did they make him pre-recorded? Like he was going to be better if he was pre-recorded? No one really ever knew. We weren't sure if he was stuttering, um, if they just didn't like the delivery of the night or. They soured on him rapidly. I mean, listen, that is true. All right. Well, that's a fantastic clip. Uh, and again, just remind all of us that John's been a horrible employee. We got to get Stephanie Miller on the show. Oh yeah. We got to get Stephanie Miller on the show.

I'm sure she would love to dish cause he made her life miserable. I'll try and reach out to her. That'd be great. That would be amazing. I want to find out about their kiss. Oh, right. Yeah. He made out with a lesbian cause he's just so irresistible There's no way that happened. No. No, I actually have audio of what she said to him. You know what I miss penis Stephanie talking about man. I just missed that the dick man. Please give it to me. Okay, I went on The uncle Rico show last night. Mm-hmm And we talked about this demand letter that we

received in the mail. Both Shuley and I received this and this is fantastic. This is like Christmas day for me. I am so excited. You know, John has left the dabble verse. He's too good for this shit. He shouldn't be dealing with it. He's too big of a celebrity.

He's too good for this shit. He shouldn't be dealing with these too big of a celebrity. He's too famous He's gonna be in Tampa this weekend signing autographs and taking photos for money We have a friend who's gonna be there. He might he might be on point devil point on Monday so I Get this this letter in the mail and let me just read a little bit of it to you It says mr. Heberger and mr. Agar, our firm represents John Melendez. It has come to our attention that you have knowingly and repeatedly used our client's name, like this image, voice, video clips, and related icons slash logos to promote your recent commercial event in Rochester, New York, the Rochester event, generating revenue from podcasts,

promoting the event, and later rehashing the same or related content both regularly and at a follow on event in April of 2025. Now what's very interesting about this first sentence is that there have been two events in Rochester. Why wouldn't you list both DabbleCon and DabbleCon 2 if you want to maximize the payout for this? Did we promote DabbleCon 2 differently than we promoted DabbleCon 1? I'm confused. But either way, we had DabbleCon coming to Carlson. Don't know why they're not in this lawsuit. Anyway, so...

Yeah. What are you suggesting? I'm kidding, Mark. I'm kidding. He's gonna kill me. He really will kill me next time he sees me. He gets very upset. Well, now I have a name. Great. Okay, I got a name. He gets very upset about this sort of thing. So, it's great that they've tied together DabbleCon with Dabble House, and the reason why they've done this, and they're sneaky, but I've figured it out,

is because this is a violation of New York State publicity law according to this letter. So, us traveling to Florida and doing a live stream behind a paywall on the internet, I don't know that New York state would have a lot to do with that or a New York state law. But because we did do some live shows in Rochester, now they're saying, and we'll also see you for everything, everything else you guys did too. And the rest. We did, we did S summary John segments in Nashville, Chicago Should I be telling of this no Detroit? Another Florida one that must be what a follow-on event means

Follow on a pen. What is that? I don't know it's supposed to be follow-up, right? I honestly don't know because it wasn't a follow-up or a follow-on. It was a separate event. Yeah, that makes sense, either. Whole other thing that we did. Your advertisement social media post podcasts and video productions prominently feature our client's identity without his consent. You have even publicly acknowledged that this use was unauthorized and legally risky. Now that's not true. You gotta understand our sense of humor and our sarcasm if you're gonna be paying attention to this shit because.

And a lawyer has to understand that something's not legally risky. It's legal. You know guys, legally it's a little, it's a gray area when it comes to this. If anyone should know, it would be a lawyer. Yeah. Seemingly flouting your own knowing violations of New York State law. That's what I do all the time. I'm just always

Bragging about how I'm breaking the law So anyway it says that we are ready to resolve this matter before our client decides to take legal action mmm Oh, that's so good. Please. He's gonna hurt you We help us help you have him not hurt you. This is bad. We're holding back We're holding back. Yeah, like he what he really wants to do some horrible things, but we're telling I'm like, yeah cool your jets Yeah, these guys might be cool The unauthorized exploitation of our client's identity has been substantial and sustained. Your promotions, then why are we just getting this now?

This is the same thing with the SiriusXM lawsuit where John's voice was on the Howard channels for 15 years and then all of a sudden John's out of a job and it's like, hey, I know about my voice on your channel, we're suing you. And that was one of the things that even the judge said. They're just like, why now? What has changed? It suddenly occurred to me, I'm broke. Precisely.

Oh, this is great. Your promotions have likely generated over $300,000 in revenue, all derived from misappropriating our client's fame for your profit. It's likely generated over 300,000. And again. I'm not an attorney. I know you're not either Is likely a good word to use No Risky these are not how legal documents use you you're coming forth with the facts

So you can't have the generalities in there even the Misappropriating our clients and what does that mean? Placing your clients fame in another box like what does that mean? None of it's I really you can hear John arguing with the lawyer in this letter You can hear that the lawyers like we got to do this one thing Surgical and John's like but but my feelings and they hurt me and it was all this you gotta make it bigger and more and more and they're just like compromising with these all right I guess I'll say risky I guess I'll say

just to like appease him because there's no case here well Adam at the very end it says and you trashed his kids That I got that we write out the show and it was very funny was also all over the place because we were colluding to Get him fired, but we also did a thing to him online. That wasn't cool. I mean he looks like five different things I'd never done. I gotta say this is slightly more polished than that one a little bit Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, but it still comes down to his confidence that the judge is gonna say not cool So we've likely generated over $300,000 in revenue and This is funny because the serious XM lawsuit from the great Michael Bok was

Ridiculous because they didn't ask for a dollar amount in damages. I remember the judge goes, so what are you suing them for? He goes, well, that's why we need discovery to find out how much money they made off of our client. That's not how that works. How much do you want? How much do you have? Your honor, can we go home? I'm hoping to discover a lot. the unconsented use as well as punitive damages where the defendant knowingly used the person's identity in an unlawful manner. Oh, this is great. It cites the Second Circuit's recent Electra decision. The court reaffirmed these elements and remedies

under that case. Now, I didn't know about this, but they reference right down here a 2021 case Electra versus 59 Marie Enterprises. And apparently, this is what Frog said yesterday on Uncle Rico's show. This is Carmen Electra. There was a strip club that had billboards with Carmen Electra's face on it promoting their strip club. It's just like, yeah, but 1998's Carmen Electra is not going to be there, right? So that would be very different if we were promoting that John was gonna be at Dabble House.

There are independent marijuana strains sold in dispensaries all over that have Grateful Dead logos on them. That the dead have nothing to do with it. That's true. That they go around suing and shutting down because you can't just do that. Not the same here.

Very different. What we advertised, we actually gave. We said we were going to be laughing at a moron who drools at himself, and lo and behold, there it was on the screen for everyone doing a joint. In abundance. The April event, and businesses openly and knowingly in effect daring our client to assert his rights under New York state law. Again, John's just like, oh my God, I'm not even going to teach this guy, but they're daring me to do this

And also this is supposed to be the Rochester event you said clearly. Yeah, we're referring to this as not the April event They're trying to work in some other things that are going on So accordingly we demand the following by no later than Friday June 13th, 2025 5 p.m. Eastern Standard Time Are we in daylight time right now? Everyone gets that fucking wrong. Why even put the S? I do a thing where I just write ETPT. Yeah, because it's usually daylight time.

Neither here nor there, it doesn't matter. Anyway, so it says immediate cessation. Cease all use of our client's name, likeness, image, voice, video, and icons slash logos and any advertising promotion or content. Well, good news today. I played a video that was just Gary Delabatte and Howard Stern making fun of you. So I guess that's okay, right?

It still hurts my feelings. Monetary damages, compensatory damages of $300,000 and accept Larry damages. I think that's putative damages of $300,000 accounts in our client for your knowing infringement and to punish your willful misconduct. Wow, because they can't prove damages. So it's to punish you. $600,000 from these podcasts that are failing that no one cares about no one's ever heard of. accounting of, a full written accounting of all revenues and profits you obtained

from the unauthorized use of our client's identity to verify and ensure proper restitution. He's sounding like my accountant. Can I get a tea in a few weeks, man? Jesus Christ, it's gonna take a while. Written certification, written confirmation under oath that you have fully complied with the above demands and have ceased any further infringing use of our clients identity

If you fail to comply by the deadline our client will likely initiate litigation. This is another one Yeah, it's it's there's a really good chance like well We're kind of testing the waters with him and he's feeling pretty strongly that he might actually do this thing It's looking pretty likely pretty pretty likely and then there's more like wording in here to try to scare us be like, oh, this is this is definitely gonna happen There's a lot of other cases that prove that this is what's gonna go down And then the last page here is just all the shit that we need to give him Which is a long list of stuff. This letter shows as a formal notice to preserve all evidence related to this matter.

Each of you, including your respective affiliates, employees, and contractors must immediately preserve all potentially relevant information. Oh, maybe I should just get Alex Jones attorney who just sends it all over to them without even being asked for it. Failure to preserve such evidence may result in severe legal consequences. Listen, I don't care about legal consequences, but I don't like the severe ones. That's a problem for me. Including adverse inferences, monetary sanctions and other judicial penalties under applicable law. This communication is strictly confidential and made solely for some purpose.

Whoops. You don't have any control over me, sir. I'm sorry. You can't just send me a letter in the mail and go, by the way, it's illegal if you tell anyone about this. It's likely illegal. I'll likely be very upset. Our client expressly reserves all possible rights and remedies. Nothing herein shall constitute a waiver of any rights or remedies. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And then underlined at the end it says, if you do not, if we do not hear from you by the deadline, we will assume that you are not interested in resolving this matter without court intervention, correct. I want this, so this is from Tabber B. Benedict, which does not sound like a real name. It's not what's name Tabber Benedict. But I only want this to go to court. That would be the only thing that would be good to come out of this is for this to go to court. Live from court. That's what's called a cold open. Can you go back to that last page for one second,

right at the bottom? Yeah. It was just like, it was like, you're gonna, we're gonna win, you're gonna pay us, but also in all this wording, you can just give us money, you can just pay for our attorney's fees or any further relief you want, you can just avoid all this and just PayPal, RumbleRand, Facebook Star, like whatever you want, just give us money. Yeah, they're giving us a really sweet out, like By the way, I mean, nothing has to happen here. We'll never even see each other in person. We just like send that money, Western Union, pass it along to us.

So of course, everyone's looking up this attorney. I follow him on Oxnow. And I should point this out before we go any further. It is possible. There is a world, it's called the devil verse. there is a world where John had nothing to do with this, some guy just pretended to be this attorney and representing John and put this letter together and sent it to me and Shuley,

and it's all just a prank and a goof, and this guy's name got dragged into this and he has nothing to do with it. There's also a world where Vince the lawyer knows this guy, knows he's a scumbag and went hey I got an awesome case for you, you'll definitely win. I gotta work with my buddy John Melendez, he's got this case against these losers. So it's possible that he took the case thinking that he might make some money on it and it's a Hail Mary shot or a lottery ticket

you know and scratch it off See what happens. They don't know you at all so If this isn't if this is a thing to do with Tabber then that sucks Because what we're learning about this guy is pretty crazy. This is from the New York Post This is an article. I hate the New York Post so much They're so difficult to read these articles online. There's our boy Tabber right there.

Is he related to Ray DeVito? People have thought that. Okay. Yep, there's been some questions about that. There is with some hot chicks. And it says, Pompous ass Tabber Benedict sent out invites for his going away party. So let me read this article to you.

Actually, Adam, can you read that? Are you close enough? Yeah. Okay, read this for us, please. A pretentious Manhattan socialite hosted a swanky, black-tie optional bash in January, where he sipped champagne with his fabulous friends and boasted of an upcoming years-long vacation to Europe he was about to take. Tabber Benedict bellied up to the bar at Chelsea's Bungalow 8 with a woman on his arm and bent his friend's ear about the plan jaunt and all the places that he

was going to visit but the finance lawyer was hiding the real sinister reason he was saying his farewells. He was going to prison for nearly killing a man. Oh boy that's like a twist. That's like a turn right there. Yeah. About two years ago, the West Village Denizen slammed his SUV into a Long Island dad after a night of hard partying in the Hamptons and left his victim for dead. Oh, that's not good. Not cool, guys. The January 24th soiree was just four days before he was sentenced to as many as 10 years in the clink. He lied to everybody about going to Europe, one of his friends said.

But throughout the party, which began at 11 p.m., Benedict 35, played it cool, said some of the 150 attendees. The socialite, who often appears impeccably dressed at charity events, who recently featured in a New York Observer story about Gats babies described as preening prepsters who lure ladies and To the limelight as a lifestyle people look at me, and they're like that spoiled prick says Benedict Well the picture yeah who says his financial law firm handled 25 billion in transactions The scene stir scored the space at bungalow 8 for free because they know a woman who runs the door One of the attendees so we're just gonna run with that

It wasn't later until that one friend heard that Benedict was making something up and that only a few people really did know the truth The truth was that Benedict was partying at a friend's house in the Hamptons on July 4th 2011 when his girlfriend demanded he come see her in Manhattan. Benedict took to the road at 8am with a 28 blood alcohol reading. A.28 blood alcohol reading. That is dangerous. Wow.

More than, at 8 in the morning, more than three times over the legal limit, law enforcement said. While driving along Montauk Highway in East Quahog, Benedict drunkenly plowed his GMC Acadia into Steve Dorn, 45, a high school teacher and the father of three daughters who was cycling court record state. So he hit a guy just riding his bike while he was wasted at 8 a.m. driving into Manhattan. I don't know why they keep referring to this dad as a thing, like a noun. They keep downplaying that it was a person. This Gats baby then fled the scene as the dad lay severely injured along the highway. Two other

drivers on the road identified as Bernac Daly and his uncle John Daly, not the comic, who were in separate cars sped up to Benedict and blocked his SUV so he would stop. How amazing is that he tried to just run away from the scene of the accident. He plows into the sky on his bike and just whoops, gotta go. Thank goodness these guys were like, no, you're not getting away that easy, motherfucker. I'll be able to buff that out. My car's fine, guys.

Thanks, though. The jet setter pleaded guilty to 10 total charges, including aggravated vehicular assault, DWI, and leaving the scene of an accident, and was disbarred from practicing law. Well, that's interesting. Dorn, a father of three who was also a local lifeguard in the summer, endured a grueling recovery and only recently returned to work in the William Floyd School District as a phys ed teacher. Shaping hearts and minds. He was totaled.

Benedict finally faced his victim at this emotionally charged January 20th sentencing. I have a nine inch laceration from my back that goes to my stomach, which we have as a lifelong reminder that I was almost killed that day. He left me on the side of the road to die and then he fled to save himself. Doran also pointed out that Benedict never apologized. Yep. I fled to do more coke. I just want to point out. Yes.

Well, I was wasted. My girlfriend's vagina was going to point out. Yeah, well I was wasted my girlfriend's vagina It was gonna dry up, sir. I hope you can understand There's a small window here that I can get this done Have you ever? Driven in Manhattan at 8 a.m. Yeah, right you gotta get there right before the rush hour This traffic experience has been very difficult because of the fact that mr. Benedict has shown no remorse. He's never apologized. He's never reached out to me and my family. And to this day, I cannot do things with my children without constant pain in my back or hip. Dorn's wife, Deanna, told the judge that Benedict has changed our lives. Your honor, ironically,

it was on Independence Day 2011 that Steve and I lost our independence. it was on Independence Day 2011 that Steve and I lost our independence. Wow, he's destroyed Mr. Dorn's life and destroyed his own in the same breath. Unfortunately, we cannot go back. There is no time to change it. Tabber is not a wicked man, nor does he come from money, but he's worked hard all of his life and contributes much of his time and money for free to helping others. That's what his mother came to the aid to say. Benedict's social cache stands from high profile parties such as the Walk for Breast Cancer. His mother noted that he had to overcome limited mobility on the left side of his body due to a congenital nerve defect. Whatever. Yeah.

Eventually at some point he apologizes and says, not a day goes on that I don't feel awful. Well, so does your victim. Yes. Correct. Maybe even worse. And I bet the amount of money that the victim, so does your victim. Yes, correct. Maybe even worse. And I bet the amount of money that the victim is looking for is not $600,000. So that's unfortunate that that's what this guy was up to. But apparently he's out of prison, he's practicing law again, and he's got this fancy website, Benedict Advisors, Complex Matters, Tenacious Advocates, Strategic Solutions.

This one- Advisors aren't lawyers, that's not a legal, is it a legal firm? Well, here's what's interesting about it. So they say it's a boutique corporate law firm specializing in mergers and acquisitions, early stage companies and complex transactions. None of this is about litigation or, you know, lawsuits

and civil suits. It sounds like the kind of stuff like retired politicians do when they just want to be on a board and take money. They just advise. And there's our buddy, our buddy right there. This is the silliest photo I've ever seen of an attorney on a website. And my company used to build a lot of websites for attorneys this would not have been approved at our agency you want to see a fun twitter post he put up recently i do all right so his uh he's getting trolled a little bit on x little bit on X and this is he posted this AI was used. He's got himself as one of these action figures that you see all the time. It says New York City lawyer and CEO and it's him dressed

up really nice. Got a briefcase, got a cell phone, got a really expensive Rolex on there and the comments are great. It's quick. It's quick in there with the stuttering John face. I only Melendez says just remember what stuttering John was last lawyer said to him. And this is a great video clip for Tabber to be aware of as he enters into the Dappleverse. I think that, all right, let's just leave it at that. But I don't think I deserved a lot of things that you text me. And I don't think I deserve to have them attack my family and tape you and then them play it and it looks like you're siding with Bob.

I don't think I deserve that. So if you, if you think that that's not gonna bother me, it is. So you can call me a moron all you want. But that is gonna bother me. Cause it made it worse. These guys doubled down and just made it worse. Yeah, so just to remind her that this was an era when, it was last summer, I remember because I was in New York

to go see No Effects and that's when I got the message from John's attorney saying, hey, can you call me at your earliest convenience? And I talked to Bob and Julie on the phone and we all talked to this attorney and every single one of us told the attorney what was actually going on. And he went, wait, what? He's doing what? Okay. All right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to waste your time. I'll talk to John Call John a moron and the John came back with that Have a Duke of Roscoe Boulevard says at centering John M is a great client one with honesty and integrity You've done fucked up, brah

Liquor bottles and crashed BMWs sold separately. It's one of the comments. Welcome to the dabble verse. I'm just here for the popcorn Looks like Christian ballot American psycho More images of a shot getting pulled over there's someone posting the New York Post article so Again, it's possible this guy has nothing to do with any of this and this is just happening to him But it's unfortunate they have to find out attorney who's almost killed someone when driving drug I want I wonder if Vince told this guy that if he writes this letter for this stuttering John cat I'll promise you a 20% bump in all your social media He could have said something like that. It's like this is gonna be high profile

Yeah, you're gonna lose you know magic curses where it's not, but not like this, I didn't know it would be this kind of posting and these kind of followers, hate followers. You didn't specify, and that's the Vince magic. That's how attorneys do it. I'm still hung up on the baller move of throwing yourself a high roller party to say you're going a-long vacation. Yeah, I'll be in Europe How long you gonna be fair? I don't like three to ten years

Less with good behavior Also, what's the thrill of making a cool CEO High-profile New York City lawyer action figure of yourself when that's what you do. Like if that's you, this isn't a cool AI fantasy like look at me! Could you imagine? Guys, could you even imagine? Me in a nice well-spitting suit? That's great. What's better than a well marbled ribeye sizzling on the barbecue? That's great. you covered. Download the Instacart app and enjoy $0 delivery fees on your first three orders, service fees,

exclusions and terms apply. Instacart, groceries that over deliver. All right, we still have a lot to talk about on the show. We're going to be introducing everyone to Fletcher Daniel coming up in just a moment. Adam's got a lot to talk about. With that, we have a steel toe, a fun little segment of Steel Toe where he's talking about the reason why all of the problems that I have occurs

because I'd never had children. Talk about that. Casey Armstrong had Adam Bush on his show for a little interview. We have Brendan Schaub moving out to Austin in his first days, his first podcasts out there. Opie got an update on the Opester who hasn't been live-streaming as much. We'll find out why that is we got this guy Fletcher Daniel and

Where do we start clip number one? Do you have a setup for this? I? Really don't know what to say. There's a lot of bad music on the internet sure and It doesn't particularly irk me the way this stuff does. This just feels really really wrong because he's reaching for really great heights and failing so miserably and has no ability to receive criticism in any way and his comments are just flooded and he is insisting that he responds to every single negative comment, and every single positive comment,

and will not self reflect in any way. And I just want you to listen to this music for just one second and see how it makes you feel and watch it if you can his face. Okay. So this is just a quick verse from a new song, just a verse of his new to put up on tick tock. More than a picture and the profits cut the ties. And Medusa held the lighter for my green eyed scribe playwriter who fell asleep before she was tired just so time would pass her by. He thinks he's so clever.

Yeah. What do you think any of that means? Adam, any ideas? It means nothing. It means nothing. It sounds like something. It's like Scientology. It's almost something.

It's like the words on his refrigerator fell off and he just is reading them in whatever order he can pick them up in. It's fine to write bad songs, but to say you're Dylan to reach for that kind of thing in this way means oh you don't get that at all. You have no idea what that guy's saying and you think you're the same, which to me makes him a songwriter, a singer, and the Tom Myers of music. Wow. The Tom Myers of music is what we're witnessing right here. Here's the second part of that song that we were just checking out. If called by the power of the rolling tabloid martyrs as the light would cut the rain. If this is what takes my channel down, I'm gonna be very upset with Adam Bush.

Oh, it'd be worth it. I'd be very upset if this is what does it for me. He's standing in the West Village, he's dressed like a young Dylan, he's mugging, he's doing air quotes for no reason. like a young Dylan, he's mugging, he's doing air quotes for no reason. He wrote on it, he says, this is the song of the summer that you're looking for. Get ready for an instant new classic. So it's old, it's new, he's retro, he's modern, he's everything. He is fighting for his life in these comments. These comments are vicious. The best was your face you look like a honeybun come to life it's like and I know this because I have a punchable face like this guy has a face that's already been punched it looks concave like post punchable yeah like somebody already did and you just want to keep going and when you read the arrogance in these comments like a lot of people are

mean a lot of people are just trying To explain to him. Hey, man, like I'm a student of what he got through I'm a student of this stuff. You can't just like say you're that and do that there's a lot more to that than just Watching a complete unknown once or twice and wearing that outfit and his responses just he cannot hear it he has to respond and It goes on and on the next one is where he just starts addressing the haters directly. I'm sure have you ever Dressed a certain way

So he's dressed ridiculously and he's one of these guys who copes with getting made fun of by saying that these detractors are pissed off It's a very Aaron Imhol thing like you guys are just like having a laugh and having fun. You're angry You're angry that I'm wearing this outfit aren't you? It's like no you look ridiculous. That's all That's all I'm saying. I have any speaks in that over-the-top up peewee like what was that guy? Yeah Looks like him. Yeah, he does have the big rosy cheeks. You can skip the Shakespeare one. Go right to five where he starts. Um, I don't know, dancing. He's putting moves into it. I think his wrists are broken. Okay.

So this one, this is great because the text on the screen, it disappears too quick to read it, so I wrote it down. It says, send this to your best friend to let them know your friendship exceeds this lifetime and then also they're a dink. Thank God he's eating himself being corny right there, you know, he's kind of a, I mean, it's all so silly, right? Or we're busting balls over here as well He knows our friendship. We always rag on each other

I just we have fun send this to your best friend to let them know your friendship exceeds this lifetime now Listen to the song and tell me why he would write that on his What does that have to do with friendship or something to a friend that you care about or dinks? It doesn't mean anything. Every word he adds gives you less information. The first two words, I'm out, he's done. There's nothing else he says for the next eight bars. I'm out beyond the sunrise, wild wild if we got it you're out

Shut the fuck up. I know this is exciting for you I noticed that there's a lot of the lyrics just describe the scenery or just like the place that he's in there There's a tree that's green and sidewalk is flat Out of the reach of the cats. Okay. That's already catchier. I know! Sorry, I tried.

You're a niche. Actually, when I was watching this earlier today, I pulled out my guitar to see if I could write the style of this man. And yes, anyone could do this. This is not difficult at all. And actually, sounds kind of AI, especially with the fact that the lyrics don't really mean anything. Yeah, it sounds like an AI song His voice is so It's so weird cuz it's not

Horrible like it's not like Yoko Ono, right? Yeah, that's the standard of horrible. Yeah, everyone's got a pretty good singing voice. Yeah, it's as good as Fran Drescher. He, as a folk singer, right. Because at least Yoko, that's what she did what she set out to do. Like, that's what she wanted to do, and there it is. This guy thinks he's doing something else. And when people try and explain that to him, I said to him, the best thing about the first line of this song is that it says exactly what the Second line says so that nothing happens for four bars and the focus shifts to the wrist mobility exercises And as I press or you look back not necessarily how are things in Chicago?

What are things like in the town I used to live in how have you been? How are you doing personally you are so wrong again? We told you I'm glad that he explained his lyrics though rather than just be like it's not for everyone whatever yeah Yes repeatedly Guy and then he goes who the fuck are you to be judging this small clip? Cuz that's what you put out right what else am I supposed to do what the comment section is for the lyrics Yeah, he goes can I do what the lyrics yeah? He goes can I send you the lyrics and explain to you why they're good. I said no, please don't want to hear it

Yeah, that would be a waste of both of our time. Yeah, I got it. I know they're bad I was looking at subreddit that you sent along to us that were people were commenting on this guy's music I just wrote down some of the names people gave for him Jim, Boris in Snorrissey Don McLean And a lot of people thought he was a Kyle Gordon character that comic that right we reviewed the other day because he does those Fake you know on the nose folk songs or genre songs. And this is like that. But the difference is like, real artists have a sense of humor.

And when you give them criticism, they can receive it. This guy cannot. Not all artists have a sense of humor. I'll disagree with that. We better protect his assholes. Absolutely pretentious, but like, there's humor in their work. There's humor in even the acting or the songwriting. This is humorless shit.

Oh, yeah. He thinks he's cute. He thinks he's funny and he thinks he's getting the best of all of us by putting out as little effort as possible. He wants all the praise. He wants none of the criticism. And this next one where he's dancing in Chicago. Yeah, this is actually,

this is a good example of him trying to get a sense of humor into his videos. So it's what it says on the screen and he's like hanging from a light post and it says me try and he's looking out to the distance and it says me trying to figure out my future after she left. All right and this is the music that we hear. It's a little too cheery for a guy whose heart's been broken and he doesn't know what to do with himself for the rest of his life because he's lost the love of his life. I just want to say that I miss you today and I'm gonna get some pizza on my way home. He's wearing a red version of that Seinfeld puffy shirt. Yeah. And his hair looks like that

Yeah His head looks like that Villain from the Ghostbusters 2 was it from the painting? Right and his wrists will not Go straight in this weird dancey pointy thing that he does, I tried to explain to him. How much communication do you have with this guy? Way too much. Way too much. I love it.

I said, listen man, scatting is fine when it's done well, but no one mistakes it for poetry. It moves like it has meaning, but it doesn't land. It's all phrasing and posture. It's nothing. There's no thought underneath. It's like reading Scientology. If you're going to reach for the greats, you have to bring something of your own. You can't just echo their tone and hope it passes for substance. It doesn't give the feeling of momentum. It goes nowhere. It's like listening to stereo instructions. The rhythm's there but it's empty. This is the same video over and over again. The same framing, the same angle and you film it on Jones Street. That is a bold place to stake your claim.

The wrist motion is strange. It's not grounded. It's not connected to anything. It floats without purpose. This could have been something else. It still could, but it won't be. If this is the pattern you're committed to, the work keeps thinning out.

The more you repeat it, the more it disappears. There are a bunch of responses saying, I hope he takes this advice and he does not Responding to you going well, sir. This is what he listens to you. I hope he takes this It's great and Adams a busy guy And that was a condensed version this is why I'm not answering the phone. I am knee deep in this bullshit. Right.

I, after all of that, he points out that I said he was on Jones Street and he wasn't. He was on Grove, so I should get my back straight. Right. Oh, there he goes. Oh, none of this makes any, yeah, we throw it all out. You done fucked up. It's like John with a spelling error. Yep.

It's like, yeah, then nothing else matters. And Tom Myers, it's the same thing. They focus on that little minutia so they can ignore the broader point But this conversation goes on and on and on he has to have the last word You can just go to his chat right now and write shit and this conversation will go on for days If you don't end it, he'll just keep going. This is what he's doing instead of writing Patrick Michael of music. Oh, yeah, there's a little bit of that going on too. Yeah, he's doing instead of writing music. He's the Patrick Michael of music Oh, yeah, there's a little bit of that going on too. Yeah, he's got Patrick Michael and Tom Myers

And he has all the bases he starts to say we feel well We think well every who are the we and the everybody it's just you know He's probably talking about a kiwi farms thread that he read I'm pretty sure based on this thread that everyone thinks differently than you do. Do you have this one where he's really going through it? Yes, and I have some thoughts about this. This is a short one. I'm switching it up today briefly because I don't care. If you have a friend in the music industry or is trying to make it in music in any facet, check in on them. None of us are okay right now.

Every single music friend I know is absolutely going through it. So just check in on your music friends. That's it, that's today. What a lame way to ask for sympathy, to pretend you care about strangers. With your music in the music bed way too fucking loud. That too, that doesn't help. But you know what might make it easier to be successful in the music bed way too fucking loud that too. That doesn't help

But you know what might make it easier to be successful in the music business is to like write a good song or two Or doesn't why stop there, right? He also puts him say it's like he's in the music industry us right people all of us are going through it Well, not all of them. Yeah, maybe just you and your friends. Speaking of which, I went to his website to see Oh, to see what was doing. And let's see what kind of shows he has coming up. He's got a Tuesday, July 8. And then Sunday, August 3. Summer Tour. And then Sunday, August 3rd.

Summer tour. There are ones in Manhattan, the other ones in Brooklyn. So he gets around. Yeah. I love the photos that he has on here. You could scroll through his photo art, like his album art enough for tomorrow. Uh, it's all to the queen's dismay. When she'd wander in the valley

Sounds very deep Album titles I could fall in love right now is the word being cute sir you still have to order something These are his photo shoots. This is just so oh I didn't I didn't see the photographer over there. What's going on? This marquee in Tennessee I didn't realize you were over there. What's going on? Just standing in front of this marquee in Tennessee. Yeah, I was hanging out in Bashful. I didn't realize you were over there. That's cool. This is him just standing in front of a tree that's bent. There's him performing action shot. Another performance. Oh, this is what pisses me off right here. Producer Chris, you know what pisses me off about this photo?

I'm gonna go with harmonica. Harmonica is the answer! Ding ding ding! Fuck people who play guitar and harmonic at the same time because they suck at both instruments every time There's never a John popper who's also shredding leads Listen you can look at post Malone's early stuff It is like if you saw post Malone's early stuff you'd be like dude It's never gonna happen right you need to stop like and you mean it later stuff, too Yeah, that too, but I see how it's accessible the stuff

He's doing now the stuff he did before when he was like wearing a fanny pack like it is like a Tim and Eric sketch It's crazy. I'll find some it's really bad, but He can take direction. I have a lot of embarrassing shit that's out there. Musically, too, a lot of embarrassing shit I put out when I was younger. But I remember listening to everyone. I remember taking in every opinion, even the ones I didn't agree with. I can't imagine standing outside of a show and just arguing with everyone about how they're allowed to enjoy what I do and the correct and wrong way of receiving something he thinks he's smarter than everyone and

He's not and that's a sign of stupidity stupidity, but also coping right? He has to convince himself that everyone else is wrong, and he's the one who's right Yeah, it must be right. That's the problem with getting the last word and you think like that's the last thought I win object correct Yeah, yeah, yeah, John has that we're all gonna read it Problem with getting the last word and you think like that's the last thought I win subject correct. Yeah Yeah, John has that we're all gonna read it and then stop there and whatever the last thing we read is that's our Opinion so he's won every time that's what happened. Mm-hmm All right, do you want to go to he's free? Sure, and then we got to end this it's I'm starting to cry. And I'll save you a space in the meadow by the lake Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry for me That was that's another video for that song apparently and he only posts the same couple clips like over and over again

He re-records the same couple seconds of audio with different video and then says I can't judge that you got to hear the whole song So fucking post it somewhere like no cost dollar. I went to his website See where this is going. Yeah, it's gonna make a living and starving artist where this is going. Yeah, it's got to make a living and starving artist. It um, I'm looking forward to seeing where his career goes and I'm looking forward to checking up on him if he ever decides to write another song. There's a the next one on here I kind of want to play because he's slapping back at makes a video responding to it. This one is the comment says, bro, put your hands down. So he puts that up. We didn't know we were doing.

We'll have to hear more of that song, but basically he just has his hands up and pointing at the camera the whole time. Like, ah, see, I don't take direction while my wrists aren't limp Good stuff. I thought he cared but I he's showing me he doesn't care. So yeah, I don't care and then there's one more here of the city grew cold I listened to him sing in the moonlight I listened to him sing in the moonlight I listened to him sing in the moonlight He looks like his grandma was pinching his cheeks all morning He looks like his grandma was pinching his cheeks all morning

What is that? Or just slapping the shit out of him I don't know if his grandma was doing that I hope she was He is so thin skinned That just life is too tough for him That just life is too tough for him. It bruises his Fucking face. I think you may be right about that. All right. Thank you for introducing us

I love that you're in the comment section going back and forth this guy trying to Explain to him what he's doing wrong. Yeah, I'm aware that that that's on me Interview you fl your Daniel everyone? Tom Meyers of music. Yes, he loves responding to comments on his Instagram and tik-tok. So get on that guys. We have some more Amazing things to talk about today like steel toe which is coming up in the next segment Casey Armstrong had Adam Bush on his show Brendan Shaw moved to Texas. Opie is back. All right, let's talk about my buddy my good good friend Aaron Imholt and What he's been talking about if I can find the stinger there it is

Please guys stream labs PayPal Super chats rumble rants bedmo Please, please, please guys, Streamlabs, PayPal, Superchats, Rumble Rants, FEDMO, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. Alright, so Aaron Imholt brought me up again recently and I just wanted to address some of what he had to say. Mistay says Lady K is Clubfoot Carl. Isn't it Clubfoot? He keeps adding nicknames. I found out like he's an abortion guy That's heavy shit that doesn't

That's not very nice. That's not gonna get you any you know right-wing credentials. I'll tell you that much I don't even know if that's true somebody said that oh The blaze TV is not gonna have me back again. I don't know the right-wing credentials that I need that's that's a bummer He's not gonna have me back again. I don't know the right-wing credentials that I need. That's that's a bummer You know, I thought you would describe yourself as an abortion guy. Yeah, I don't even understand what that means I heard Carl's an abortion guy terrible true. That's your nickname though. What is it? Do you think I'm an abortion doc? Like what does he think that I did? Do I perform abortions is my show an abortion like what does he mean by that? I just know you're one of those Okay, so I will tell you the reason why he heard that I'm an abortion guy is because we once had a voicemail

On the show this is going back years ago. That was Carl's aborted son or something Was the guy's name? Okay, this is Carl's aborted son just calling to say I love the And I mentioned that when I was in high school, my girlfriend did have an abortion when I was 17 years old. And I had no part of that decision. Why would I? I was a 17 year old boy. It was obviously between my girlfriend and her mom and her family and their decision to make this decision. I have nothing to do with that. I'm not an abortion guy, but I did have a condom break on me when I was a teenager. So these- Because you're a boner guy. Correct, thank you. Abortion boy. Right.

But Aaron goes on to really hit me hard with this. And his wife's way too old to be having any more kids. So, you know, I do notice that about people who don't have kids and realize they're not going to have kids as they get older, they do get bitter. They lash out at people more. They, there's a lot of words you can use to describe me bitter. I don't think as one of them. That's a crazy thing to say. I'm bitter cause I didn't have any children. I'm actually happy.

Go lucky probably because I never had any children. It's amazing. My lifestyle is amazing. I can do whatever I want all the time. What's it like? It's incredible. I'll tell you. But it's interesting that he goes after my wife being too old. He just takes a shot at Jen for some reason. His families aren't off limits. How old is this Aaron supposed to be where he's having friends that have not have kids and grown older enough to the point where they know they never will again, and now they're

starting to turn bitter over it? How long has he been on this earth to watch that process happen in other people? OK, I'm glad you're thinking down that path, because what we're going to see here is Aaron has created this entire narrative that doesn't exist at all. It's not rooted in any type of fact or information or data. He's just coming up with this kind of randomly on the fly because he's like someone said

because he was talking about this other person who he was calling Lady K and someone's like actually Lady K is Carl's nickname from Stuttering John. So people are going to get confused. He goes, oh, the abortion guy. And so that of course has to turn into that must be why he doesn't like my show because he's bitter. So now he's creating this whole narrative that doesn't exist and isn't based in any reality. And he goes further. There's something about having children like as challenging as it is and as challenging as it can be and luckily I have someone who has them 50% of the time who's also a very good parent. So it's pretty easy for us and we can communicate very well.

Yeah that sounds crazy. Nobody in the middle trying to play the two of us against each other. That's kind of psychotic. That was very interesting what he said right there. So he just said, I get along with my ex, you know, we're co-parenting and it's great because when April was around, she was just trying to get us to fight with each other and trying to pit us against each other. We've seen the text messages between these two. They're in court documents. It's just the opposite. Those two were bonding together. They were getting along great.

They had all these conversations about Aaron that Aaron didn't like. And so he's the one who had to pit April against Ashley in order to make sure that they weren't, you know, consoling each other over having to be married to Aaron Imholt. And I'm just telling you this because they're in court documents that are publicly available. I wouldn't be talking about shit like this if I didn't know what I was talking about like Aaron does.

Aaron talks about my relationship with my wife and my feelings and what happened when I was in high school. Like, he doesn't know any of this stuff. He's just making it up, whereas I actually have Information at my disposal I can use to figure this stuff out He also said he has his kids 50% of the time Yeah in that clip and he says it again later on in the show. How is that possible? The guy is podcasting Monday Tuesday and Wednesday for five hours in the morning and another three hours in the evening

So if he's he's not parenting if the kids are there and he's got the show Thursday, Friday, he does another one Sunday night. Is it possible that he actually has the kids 50% of the time? Yeah that caught me by surprise. I don't know it just seems like if he does he should be spending more time with his family and his children than Begging for money on the internet. These kids are just sitting there watching the show Maybe he's their babysitter where they go. Oh, yeah daddy's on go go Yeah, just read the rumble chat not the YouTube check as I wouldn't wait tell you about that It is amazing that

Nothing is ever Aaron's fault. Hmm. You know, it's incredible how even when he wasn't getting along with his ex and he was on his show calling her all kinds of names and hoping for her to die. And then there was a restraining order, harassment restraining order, an HRO that was filed against him. And he had to stop talking about Ashley his ex But it wasn't his fault. It was April who was the influence on that that made that happen based on what he's telling us now He could just recreate history and just explain to us that hey guys, and he always does this to he's like I'm not a liar. I was lying for a while, but then I stopped He says this too, he's like, I'm not a liar. I was lying for a while, but then I stopped eventually.

Yeah. I'm not a terrible guy. Was I bringing my kids over to a sex slash drug den all the time? Yeah, but then I stopped eventually. So Stuttering John, that was then type move. Correct, yeah. Oh, you're talking about something I said two weeks ago?

Well, okay, man, what the fuck? Oh, you wanna live in the past? Yeah, right, what are we doing over here? Why are we even talking about this **** So, this is him again. He's analyzing the situation and realizing why I'm so angry and

bitter. So, like when you get to your forties and you realize like this is it like a car or a or a Melton or any of these guys and you get to that point in your life and like you literally don't have anything. That's it. And I think a lot of that gets turned into rage and you start raging out for people for

very small things like some of the things that you know they went after Keanu for or like my host entire shows where you can't stop talking about a guy because he's your only paycheck He's insane So this little piggy is my only paycheck. Why are we doing the show right now? Why am I wasting my time with this? I should be doing this little piggy He says he's just like such stupid things like you can't even argue with them because they're so dumb and he moves on so quick Right play the clip right that must be why they treated Keanu the way they did right one example two examples something anything anything would be helpful with that

hmm that's his attempts at burning me are just not based in reality also when you reach your 40s and you say this is it I'm in my 50s and I don't think this is it I know he's a he he's like, he's got nothing. I have so much. It's ridiculous. And I'm loving my life and enjoying every aspect of it. But Aaron just likes to say things that aren't true and just hopes he doesn't get checked on it.

Well, he'll never talk to me directly. I'd love to come on his show if he invites me. But when I was on Blaze TV, he made a comment like, oh, Carl finally left the house. I don't travel all fucking year long. And I talk about it all the time. People come see us in Boston in a few weeks. And I'll be in Detroit the week after that to see Devo. We'll be back in Detroit. We're going to upstate New York for a show coming up. What's up Adam, you back?

I was going to say that isn't this the guy who proposed to April by saying having the kids say will you be our mother? Yeah, will you be our forever mommy? Yeah, so what a great judge of character this guy is and what a great judge of who should be around his kids this guy is. Yeah, and he calls out April harshly in this video. I think it's Stalin 19 pulled this up for us and we'll get into that. But first he's gonna start. Remember this all started with Carl's an abortion guy. That's what led him on this whole train of thought

that he's going through. I think that's where the disconnect between all of us really is. Like they don't have children. They don't have a legacy. They don't really, I mean, if you're in your forties and you don't have children. They don't have a legacy. They don't really I mean if you're in your 40s, and you don't have kids there's I mean other than like just

Killing time you don't have a purpose really so you got all these guys with no purpose and wives they don't give a shit about and they just want to live on the internet all day, and they're like let's do a whole show about Aaron and Unfortunately, they can't see how miserable and like how lame that looks to everybody but those of us with kids look at that and we go that's why you keep hearing people with children go I could never understand just being terminally online and like obsessing with someone like that it's just okay there's a lot to talk about with this again people with kids think about our reaction shows

differently than people without kids. This is related to anything. But he gets on this track and he just goes, all right, I'm just gonna double down and triple down on this idea that children are the reason why this little piggy exists. First off, Rocco does have kids. So that argument kind of gets blown out of the water

just with that alone. But also he says that and everyone can see how miserable they are and how lame it is they do this little piggy. Our most recent episode has over 11,000 views and then Aaron would respond to that and say well that's cuz I'm so interesting like they can't get enough of what I'm doing. None of your videos have 11,000 views. They're interested in us talking about you. They don't see us as lame and miserable They're laughing along with us. They stuck with us through six and a half hours on the show just recently What is he basic any of this odd and are people watching the show and going? Oh good point? Uh-huh. Yeah, no, he's got him there. How would Carl respond to that?

The only entertainment value is the self delusion. I mean to draw a hard line between people that quote rage on the internet about their enemies by live streaming all day But between yourself and them you think there's a really big difference between what you're doing right now than what you're accusing people of whether they had Kids or not and you have to point out his fucking language his you know Carl who had an abortion I don't know what he's doing with his life. I guess just killing time You know throwing that killing in there because that's really all you are is a killer. That's true I mean you fucking asshole does it ever occur to you that for some people, it might not be a choice? I don't know. You don't know either. And they're supposed to

be alone and shunned and sent away. And any people that find each other that might not be able to have kids should be laughed at and mocked for their inability to enjoy life the way you are. Fuck you, Aaron. Well, remember, this all started with Carl's an abortion guy, and now we get to this place. And then you start to empathize with them, and you go, oh, they don't have kids,

they don't have a purpose, or if you're like Carl, they say he killed one of them with the abortion or whatnot, and I don't know if that's true or not, but it would make a lot of sense why he's bitter now That and you do and you have empathy for that well. Thank you for having empathy Honestly, I think I'd be a lot more bitter if I spent my 20s and 30s being a single father I think I'd be a lot more bitter about life at this point, but I appreciate him empathizing with me over this It's even talking about it's even know what he's saying no okay no

it's such a reach it's such a stretch he vaguely thought about it late last night and he's just running with it now i think he's thinking about it on the fly i don't even think yeah because my name came up in the chat and he has to read the check he's an idiot like opi and then he has to start talking about me and he had nothing so now now he gets into April and he starts shit talking his ex-wife April out of nowhere. I don't expect anyone to share my opinion on April. The more I find out about the really dirty, like behind the scenes shit she tried to do to me

after we were divorced, after I left, after I was out the door, like the really weird shit that, you know, people say, oh, Nick made her do it. And nobody makes you do it, you're a grown person. Like the weird like CIA spy shit she tried to do to like try and catch me on stuff. It's like, let just, I'm out, I'm gone.

Leave it like, she would go through phone records and shit and look up the phone numbers of people I was talking to and all this stuff. Like it. I don't know. I don't I don't like this rule where I have to like someone just because a certain amount of time has passed. I don't wish her ill. But I don't like her. Yeah, it says the words malignant cunt on the screen there that you left there while you're talking about how you have no hard feelings for her. It's interesting to me that Aaron can't see the other side

of this, that not only did Aaron get her arrested, or he had a hand in that happening, and April getting arrested and going to jail. But he's also dragged her name through the mud up until this day. He has said so much horrendous shit about this woman, for anyone who will listen, it's become a thing that's way bigger than steel towel. The stuff he said about April has shown up

on all of these shows with hundreds of thousands of listeners, if you accumulated everyone. And he's just like, I don't know why April's being such a dick to me after the fact. Like, the divorce is over. What's your problem? And he's got the kids 50% of the time. They must have caught some of this. Well, yeah, you think? No shit. What a crazy thing to say. They're like, oh, April, I can't believe she's like CIA going through my phone records. Like, you have a friends and family account. She can probably see on the bill who you're texting with.

I don't know. Hey, we got, we got through the April stuff. Great points, Aaron. What a horrible person she is. And then a guy comes in to shit on Aaron's point about how like, well, just cause they don't have any kids doesn't mean that that's why they're, they're bitter or that's why they do this little piggy or anything like that Diamonds and henna with 9.99 says nick has kids and he has no purpose kids are not a cure at all

Well, you know, I mean I guess everybody Everybody's different when it comes to how children affect their life, but you know, oh, okay Oh, so there isn't like an absolute thing that happens where it's like if you have kids You're this way, and if you don't have kids you're that way and if you have dark skin color You're this way, and if you're Jewish you're that was like oh really so like there's actually Nuances to all of this and your point was ridiculous and stupid Huh? Who'd a thug?

Well everything's different when it's about someone he doesn't like. Right. He's got it all figured out. This is the thing, this is why I don't know how anyone watches this show. This is Chad Zumach level dumb. Where he makes these crazy statements about how life works and then as soon as he has to make a decision, he goes,

yeah, all that stuff I said, I don't actually believe or care about. I'm just gonna get super tips so I can start making money on my show again Like that's what Aaron is there is just like yeah The reason why Carol's bitter is because I had no kids people's kids are great You know what Nick Reketa the guy you hate more than anyone in the world has kids Okay, well, okay Maybe there's sometimes the having kids isn't the greatest thing

But he explains that having kids was the most important thing for him You hear people like me be all gay and say they're a blessing. they're a blessing. I mean I can say unequivocally my children saved my life. Gay. I have no problem saying that. Like my children gave me the strength and the reason to get out of a situation that was immature and degenerate and toxic and godless and stupid and you can you can gain strength uh from from just like you just look at your kids. Okay. Isn't it interesting that I don't have kids and yet I didn't get into a situation where I needed my children to save me from it. So there's also a scenario where you make better decisions in your life and you don't need to like look at your kids

and be like, oh, I'm fucking up. I should probably stop living this way. Yeah, I don't understand what his point was actually. He doesn't understand what his point is. Okay. I honestly think he's lost the thread on this because he goes in and explains, oh, Carl's bitter. He's such a prick because he doesn't have children. Someone goes, oh, that's not the case, and he goes, uh, it is in my world because without kids I'd be dead right now. Right, my kids told me to stop doing coke and swinging. Right. Okay.

I think that's what he means, basically. The larger point he's making is clear, which is that he is successful and happy and that you are a murderer Right, okay, maybe he also says maybe he doesn't know for sure Yes, but he loves when that's in return like when I talk about how Aaron might have killed some kids at his children's school I don't know for certain I mean fine with that. There was a thread in a page somewhere I don't know that's possible. Let's just run with it now. Sure. I don't know that Aaron should be the one

giving out advice. You know, one thing I lost sight of, a very important relationship in your life, is the relationship with the other parent, you know, the mother of your children. And when you disrespect that relation, you know, you get into, I got married again, and that person then thought that they should supplant that person's role. And then you can just drop off and pick up with that other person.

And then, you know, I'm the, and that's not the case. That's why, you know, you got to have a lot of patience with people who are coming into a a kid situation and they need to be respectful of it Too that you know no matter No matter how much like until all those kids are grown up. Yeah, I mean he's just a hominah hominah hominah He's using words, so he's better than stuttering John because no idea what he says. This is a filibuster This is listening to David Lee Roth Tell the story. Yes, you know What the fuck is going on? Can we just get the Panama, please? Yes We want to hear

This is a Fletcher Daniels song, but he's always giving out advice to people he's always telling you how to live their your life and then you forget that his ex-wife had to take out a restraining order against him and force him to stop talking shit about her on his show and restraining order against him and force him to stop talking shit about her on his show and Make it so that he had to pick up the kids and not April like he's made so many mistakes in his life And then he tells you how to live it Chris you and I both know two people and I know you'll know who I'm talking about Who have made every wrong decision in their life are miserable and tell everyone else what they should be doing And I've pushed both those people out of my life because I'm just like I can't deal with these people anymore. They're retarded

This is what Aaron is He's a know-it-all who's in the talk a horrible predicament in life. God Adam Yeah, he is and he talks about his relationship with his kids Like it's very similar to the way John does like the way you do in a Disney movie Like it's all very over-the- top and it's never detail oriented. It's always like, I'm looking at their face. They gave me this smile. They looked up at me. It's never like what you actually hear parents talk about, like the day to day, you know, how difficult it is, just the reality of it and the small moments of joy. It's not like

this like constant love you dad, like moment. There was a part in this video where he's talking about like sometimes, you know I'll be down and I'll be in a bad mood and then My youngest daughter will run into my arms and I realized everything's great. It's like well, I'll tell you what Aaron cool I'm not in a bad mood I'm enjoying my life every day. So I don't need a daughter to come running into my arms to make it right I want to see him in woke dead try to out hero each other. Yes, that would be amazing. I Have one more clip on here

Because he just has to double down after this guy shits on his point. He's a double down on it Of course, that's just that's the truth of the matter and I lost sight about that for a while So when diamonds and henna says kids are not a cure-all If you pay attention, they may not be a cure-all But if you they give you strength that you didn't know you had if you try to rely on yourself You're gonna burn down everyone around you But if you realize you know, we're all you know, we're all organic life forms and we can all draw strength To make the right decision off of other things you you use that you you're in tune with the other people in your life.

Are you an X-Men like what is this? He just said nothing. Organic life forms. Well you need children around or else otherwise you're going to burn everything to the ground and that's why we need to like have friends and hang out with each other and sympathize with each other. Okay you're just making completely different boy style. I love my daughter and she would help me burn things to the ground. Right, that could happen too. Right, doesn't have to all be kumbaya. And when you're becoming a parent and you are asking someone who is a parent for advice, no one has ever said, you know what, you're gonna find strength where you didn't even know there was before go have fun

The opposite they're like you're gonna be so tired. Yes, you're gonna want to give up You're gonna want to shake them until they stop crying you can't do that Spoken like a parent All right, we have a lot to get to. I might make an executive decision but we are definitely going to talk about Brendan Schaub moving to Dallas and his shows that he did, first shows he did in Austin. We have Opie is back. We have a two minutes with Tom with Megan Annie, who are both here to play along with us. Hopefully, well Annie was here. Oh, I see her.

So hopefully we'll beat Cardiff, because he got the best of us last time. All right, Adam, here's my question for you. You were on with Casey Armstrong, and I love the clips that you pulled, and I love the conversation. Could we keep that for next week? There is no urgency on that. Okay. Are you cool? I highly

recommend it because I want to get to this other stuff. Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. I've done too much prep. We have too much to talk about too much going on. Sometimes there's timely things that need to be told now or it won't work. This exists in a bubble of its own. We can do this anytime. That's what I thought too. And that's why I think we should talk about Brendan Schaub because Brendan Schaub moved to Texas.

And the reason why he moved to Texas is because Brian Kalin moved to Texas. And the reason why Brian Kalin moved to Texas is because Joe Rogan moved to Texas. I wish I was making this up. I am not. Brian Kalin decided my career. Are we moving to Texas? No NOT Brian Kalin decided my career is going nowhere. I live in LA and I'm not getting the gigs anymore

I'm doing this lame show the fighter and the kid with this guy who's mocked everywhere He turns and I got to get away from this and start doing something different. So he tells Brendan Shawm I'm moving to Texas. I want to be with Joe Rogan and the mothership and doing comedy out in Austin, which is the new comedy Mecca. And much to Brian Chagrin, Brendan Schaub, the family man who had to quit doing standup comedy in order to be with his kids more says, all right, I'll move to Austin. Let's keep fluttering the kid going. And here we have it. They just made the move.

Brendan Schaub is now living in Austin, Texas. And he does the Schaub show. This is his solo show. And I don't watch a lot of it. It's a lot about UFC stuff and it's not things that I'm interested in. But the beginning of this is him talking about the move to Texas. I mean, oh, he's got to have some stories. He just moved his whole family. It's got to be some things to talk about here. Turns out that not only is Brendan Cheb dub and unfunny, he's also one of

those boring guys you'll ever see or hear on a podcast, which is not good if you want to be an online personality Being boring is not helpful. Don't I know it you want to be successful and grow a fan base So he starts off the show talking about trying to find a new gym now that he lives in a new city So we made it though man. we made it. Doesn't feel real yet. Today kind of felt a little real because I'm all about routine. So I went to the gym here. I'm still trying to find my gym. I don't think I found the gym I'll be going to but it's a gym. Again compared to LA, no traffic. I mean the gym I went to was downtown. I went there, zero traffic. I mean it the gym I went to was downtown. I went there, zero traffic.

I mean, it's 5 a.m., of course. But then when I came back at seven, zero traffic, because I was panicking, because I was in the treadmill at the end there, and I was like, oh shit, it's seven o'clock. I'm gonna hit rush hour. I'm so screwed because I'm east LA. Nothing.

Like, this is weird. This weird, dude. This is how we start off his show with traffic talking Mr. Schaub, what's the refuse pickup like? This is I mean you can't think of a more boring thing He just drove with his son 20 hours to get to Austin got moved into a new house And the first thing he talks about is going to the gym and worrying about traffic, which actually wasn't too bad guys Nothing pretty good. It feels like somebody's about to run in at any second and say guys guys you're on you're on

Yes, this is the small talk. Yes producer before the show starts. Yes. You ready to start the show I yeah, I will tell you I actually felt bad because before normal world started I was just sitting there with Garrett and Dave and we had a very funny conversation for a good 10 minutes I got this I wish this was part of the show. None of us were talking about the traffic None of us were talking about Monday nonsense. I just noticed now the shop show his new logo says Austin, Texas I don't know about you, Adam, but when I listen or watch a podcast, I want to know where it's from. That's a really key element in that to know what city they're broadcasting from. It's crucial. It's crucial.

Shit. All right. Well, we're off to a good start. Let's find out about Brendan's son Tiger, about his schedule that's coming up. So he has a camp, his baseball camp all this week. Fallen week has football camp and the last two weeks of June has baseball camp. And then he has tryouts for his first team. He has tryouts for two teams. So we'll see. See how these Texas boys stack up to the Cali boys.

Yeah, cool. This is how isolated this guy is because anyone who's ever had a boss knows what it's like to have your boss talk about this shit and you have to just sit there and pretend to be interested and laugh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Tigers. He's got a good swing.

I'm sure he's going gonna give him hell, right? And he just sits there all pleased with himself. This is not a podcast And anecdotes about your children can be interesting This is not in two weeks. He'll be doing this thing and a couple weeks after that. I'll be doing that thing If he was telling us about getting kicked out of his son's little kicked out of his son's little league game. That's interesting. Yeah. I don't give a shit about what his schedule is going to be. So then he brings up the fact that he brought his kids to a college baseball game recently. So I'm like, Oh good.

He's going to tell us the highlights of this experience going to a college baseball game. Took the kiddos to the, uh, university of Texas Longhorns baseball game. They're in the playoffs right now for the NCAA. Them boys are good. Have you guys been to a college baseball game? I prefer college baseball over pro.

I like both. I love college baseball, how hard they try. It's just as pure as it gets. These little bastards went yards several times. Some dude had a grand slam. And it's not a huge stadium. It's pretty, it's not big at all. Uh so it's nice. So there's no bad ticket. Merch is lit. Food was super lit and way better than like

Dodger Stadium. Um yeah, it's fun man. It's fun. College baseball. It's fine. It's kiddos loved it. So, I just review the highlights that we got from this experience that he had watching a college baseball game The players played hard his seats were pretty good food was good merch was good kids had fun He just told us nothing It's like he's avoiding something it is like he's a boy. It's you know what that's an interesting insight Because I was just thinking would it be more interesting to complain about something

Insight because I was just thinking would it be more interesting to complain about something Yep, instead. It's like hey, we're in Austin foods great stuff to do traffic's no problem merch sucks You're like this guy's miserable. He's regretting making this decision his family probably hates it Mm-hmm, and he's just like trying to justify like no this is great. Everything's good. Everything's really good here And his poor let out a big sigh, you heard. Yeah, you're right. And his poor producers. So this guy Chin is moving to Austin to produce these shows to get 25 to 30000 views, which is crazy to me.

You would up and leave and have a staff of people come with you for Fudger and the Kid and the Shop Show. But Chin has not been able to find a place to live and so we asked him about that what'd you guys do that you you guys got in what Friday yeah and you're here till Thursday yeah and then Jim when you move out here I'm confused why haven't you found a place I'm literally looking for I've been looking for spots but I couldn't find the spots but uh tomorrow at 12 30 I'll be there's a real estate person helping me find a place to just rent just rent for yeah. Till you learn the lay of the land.

Yeah that's smart. Yep so doing that tomorrow um yeah. So then but until you finally pull the count fly back and forth That's all I can do. Yeah, Jesus Christ, dude I mean if I can't find a spot like we can do you could find one though. I'm sure Yeah, but I don't want a piece of crap spotty. You're looking for like a rental Yeah, he just said that yeah, I can't believe his producers are more boring than he is. He's like, I have nothing to talk about. Hey, what's going on with you, Chin? Nothing.

Yeah, but Chin's holding back some aggression there. Yeah. The words missing were, because of you, asshole. Well, and I was talking about this with Drew yesterday on the Drew Lane show. We were playing the fighter and the kid, their first show in Austin. And again, it was like talking to Chin about, how come can we even find a place yet? What's going on?

And Drew's just like hey, probably doesn't have unlimited funds exactly. He probably has to find a place he can afford Yeah, so it's a little more difficult. He just he's like why don't you buy a house yet? We both bought houses I was in my pool this morning. Just like yeah, fuck you. That's why that's why I don't have a house exactly He has this Brendan has this this smug smile the whole time real cocky with his legs crossed Just feeling like the boss and then they cut to chin and the other guy they look like people in the middle of a move They look yes real life They look like they're running a show and they're moving and their life is and now he wants to talk about it in this real Candid flip way when all the subtext I get is

Why can't I stay with you? Yeah, you got seven bedrooms One of those could be mine. You know I don't know anyone in town. You just got to town Maybe I could stay with you instead of you laughing at me for flying back and forth Maybe I could stay with you instead of you laughing at me for flying back and forth My OCD doesn't allow me to have visitors That's such a good point because he goes so what are you gonna do like fly back home and changes like it's not what I Want to do I'm not happy about it. I don't like a commute where I have to get to an airport every morning in order to get to my workplace

Not to mention. I wasn't expecting to talk about it Yeah, it's some real. Let them eat cake stuff. Yeah, but don't worry to get to my workplace. Not to mention I wasn't expecting to talk about it. Yeah, it's some real let them eat cake stuff. Yeah, but don't worry. Breaded's doing great. I found a good taco place. I was eating tacos in the pool. I've just been grilling a lot. Yeah, I'll figure it out, man. I'll think it's weird. It's like you're the new kid in school. The neighbors, it's weird. It's like you're the new cool new kid in school the neighbors. This is weird Okay So again, we're back to Brandon explaining his experience in Austin. He's got nothing

He's got nothing to talk about listen to this interaction with a neighbor that he can't wait to bring up like you run You know Rogan talks about this. I got pleasant everybody is here and You know, I wake up early So I was walking the neighborhood yesterday with the pop and I see I mean, you know, it's not a huge area There's like ten homes where I'm at. So I see a guy walk in so clearly he's part of the neighborhood And I go morning which is rare for me. I usually have my headphones on just keep going a morning. He goes Morning, it's gonna be a great day and I thought well how's he got going on you know what do you mean what do you got what

are you got going on what are you going on you want a game or something what are you winning the lotto what's so great about today that's just how they are though Adam you seem riveted was that like chip chippers and stuff is that what he does it's insane that he thought that that was an interaction he needed to talk about on his podcast But what's even crazier is that after this show he goes out the fighter of the kid with his buddy Brian Callan and tells the same story My neighbor who's the nicest guy like drop Bossy's tire was a little like flat

Yeah And I was like I think I have one somewhere. And then I didn't ask him. I came back out and there was a pump outside the tire. I'm like, you don't have to do that. Oh, that's so great. Yeah, people are. You know, I wake up early.

I was walking around there. But I was telling the guys in the shop, so I was walking around. So I got in on Thursday. Thursday night, slept the first night at the house. Friday morning, woke up at 5 and just ran ran around the neighborhood, like jogged around, walked around with the dog. I see one of the neighbors and I went, morning, he goes, it's gonna be a morning, it's gonna be a great day. Yeah, the fuck you, what you

got going on, dog? I mean, it's gonna be a great day. If he turned that into something, it'd be something. Nobody told him exactly the same way. He just goes. What's that all about? I don't know you tell us. Why did you bring it up? Why not have a reason to tell us about this like a take out of there something It reminded me of opi a little like he wasn't expecting an actual Interaction of any kind and he's like whoa What what is that supposed to mean? Yeah, you're just supposed to not react to me. And here you are being friendly back. What's this all about?

Or is that code for something? Well, he is coping. And he is trying to paint this as a pleasurable, fun, like right of passage journey, when really, it's just like a lonely man on his own making a last ditch attempt to risk his entire career by hanging out with the cool kids. Yes. He's completely isolated. He's lonely. He doesn't know what he's even supposed to like. So he's doing the classic like, you know, in the big city, no one talks to you. But these southern people or they really look after each other. But he hasn't gone deep enough to explore any of that. I think he's miserable and he's trying to paint it as if things are just starting to happen.

I agree with you. And this last clip I have on here will kind of illustrate that point because he moves into this neighborhood. I'm sure it's a very nice neighborhood he says there's only like ten homes around where he lives. They're probably very big homes and They decide to throw a party for him to welcome him to the neighborhood And then the neighbors do like a block party for us when we got there My wife told me like what for what she's like just the news of the neighborhood

I'm like, that's so weird, man Everyone's super nice Then they're inviting me over for drinks and they're playing. Oh you shit this this you would fit in better they had drinks they're drinking whiskey and They're playing What's the golf game where you slide the golden tee? Go empty say whiskey go empty all the boys are over. Why I put no man. It's nine o'clock duck It's nine o'clock, bro. What do we mean?

Tomorrow's Monday. What you talking about? Yeah, I was like, oh no, man I don't drink but once they find out I don't drink cuz I'll be you know, then they stop in me up That's how it goes, you know You don't bring a guy who's sober around while you and your buddies are having fun So Even with everyone trying to make him have a good time and enjoy himself He's such a bore that his story is yeah They threw a party for me and I had to go home and get to bed and sleep early. And what a judgmental fuck. He's like, they wanted to welcome me

and my wife to the town. Weird. Then they said, do you want to play this game and drink? And I was like, I gotta go. Yeah. Okay, you sound like an asshole. They sound fun. Yes, that's what I mean. Like he's immediately shown everyone who he moved in the neighborhood with that he sucks They're all just like hey man. Welcome. You came from, California. You're gonna love Texas. We have so much fun here We're doing a cookout today, or then we'll play video games later. It's just like not I don't do that Yeah, and his wife agrees with them like what do they want from us? But what did you think? Okay? He doesn't drink That's fine

Couldn't you still hang out with the guys and play some golden tea while they drink whiskey and just get to know them a little bit? That's why they're fun. You can hang out you want to you don't mind not drinking because that's the choice you've made You found other ways to have fun So that's what's going on with the breaded job in Texas good decision good decision to move your entire family and producers and everyone else for the fighter and the kid a Show and the shop show two shows that are dwindling in audience size used to be pretty big shows Not so much anymore

Does he do any comedy sketches or bits or anything in there or is it just him talking about his day? Well, then he talks about UFC. Oh, okay. He's an ex-UFC fighter, so. Okay. But no, he doesn't know. There's nothing. I mean, there's nothing. It's literally, it's just the worst content you could possibly watch. And I don't understand, and we've talked about it before, but a lot of these West Coast guys just think that they're interesting and they don't have to try to be interesting because they're interesting

They already have a name. So yeah, of course. I'm Brian Kaelin. Of course you want to see me on a show Just sit there, you know Bad posture barely giving a shit that I'm there It's a weird way to live But easy give them this real easy way to live But easy. I'll give them this real easy way to live. Alright, let's check in on my buddy OP. And then we do have a game, Two Minutes with Tom, coming up. And we have some voicemails. Alright, let's check in on OP.

This will be a short one. You guys know about Opie's prank, right? Tell me all about it. The one where people get in the way of his perfect shot and he gets upset about it. Well, he's got a new one. He's got a new angle on it. What I like about Opie that he evolves, you know, he doesn't just keep doing the same thing over and over again. That's our Opie. He builds on it over time. And one of his favorite places to go is the John Lennon Memorial. And so he's down there filming and this is a good twist. the Alright, so the worst part about this is the end of this video there's a kid throwing money in his tip jar and the

Musicians tip jar opi walks right up in front of them to fuck with the other guys shot But then fist bumps the musician which by the way when I'm playing guitar, I don't need to contact you We're not shaking hands. We're not fist bumping. I'm doing something. I'm busy But if you're gonna throw me ten bucks or twenty bucks fine OP literally films the tip jar showing that he never puts any money in it yes fist bumps the guy and then walks away yeah there is a trend happening in his videos he hates to guy in the gorilla suit, the fucking guy at the bridge, in the tunnel. It's also worth noting that this is the place that people go in Central Park to remember

John Lennon because he was killed not that far away from this spot right here. Musicians gather and they play Beatles songs and people sing along. Sometimes it turns into big jam sessions. Sometimes it's just a couple tourists like this who want to take pictures this is a spot that signifies peace and love and like brotherhood imagine it says it right there on the floor the guys singing it and what is Opie doing the opposite of all that everyone he's getting in everyone's face he's ruining people taking pictures walking right up to the busker,

putting the camera in his face, who shoots him a look like, what the fuck? He's pissing off every single person in this place and not paying anyone and then walking away. You're the bad guy, Opie. You're the guy that John Lennon's singing about. Imagine if you changed your behavior. Also, so he does the prank where

someone's walking in his sight line and he yells at them, but then he's mad at the guy next to him who wasn't the person who did that and decides he's gonna walk into his sight line. Oh he's just spraying his anger at you. It's so fucking ridiculous. Well if you didn't if you didn't enjoy the comedy stylings of that one you're not going to like this one because Opie is again just being a busy body and not minding his own business. We're on 72nd of Broadway and what ends up happening, all of a sudden a truck will pull up and they will throw some clothes racks right on the sidewalk, try to sell as much

as possible and then they skedaddle, get the hell out of here before the cops shut him down. But here you go, here's the sale. Here's the sale. Have your money ready. Have your money ready. We all know, sir. Once they're gone, they're gone.

We know the deal. Once they're gone, they're gone. Once they're gone, they're gone. Sample, sample sale at Mike's. Turn to Mike's Corner. If you go viral now, you gotta let me know. I always go viral, brother. Hey, the cops are coming. They're coming. They're coming. They're coming, they're gone. Sample, sample sale at Mike's. Turn to Mike's Corner.

If you go viral now, you gotta let me know. I always go viral, brother. Hey, the cops don't bother you, right? I got a license. You can't bother me. Nobody can bother me. I like that. I got a license to work any corner in New York City.

I like that. Turn down. That's why you're Mike. That's why I'm here. All right, Mike, good luck to you. Have a good weekend, all right? All right. There you go.

The hustle's real. Also, those guys don't have a license. They pull up and they sell as quickly as possible and then they get the hell out of Dodge. All right. We're on 70 Second of Broadway. What a fucking narc. Yeah, also no balls.

Right, yeah. He's nice to the guy. Yeah, he's like, I got a license. Why didn't you say to him, like, you don't have a fucking license, he's nice to the guy. Yeah, he's like I got a license Why didn't you say to him like you don't fucking license? There's no way Yeah, like how would that be possible that you're allowed to sell clothes on this street corner right here? I'm gonna whisper things as I walk away Just goes all right bad cool as you were and then tells the camera Yeah, this is and the name of this video is illegal New York City Street hustle It's the worst.

You know, they used to bring the hottest comics of the day. They used to bring them to Opie and he'd make them sit in the waiting room. Yes. Then let them come in. And now he's got to get out of the way from the guy selling knockoff merchandise in the corner of 72nd, because that guy's actually making money and I should do and you got to get out of the way Oh be Again, it's a brown person. I just want to point that out. Oh, he always thinks he can fuck with brown people He has no problem with that. He's just kind of like

Screaming at the guy and fucking with his business Lying about going viral to I always go viral you never got viral never once sir No sense of self that he's this giant tall white guy with Blonde hair shoving cameras in your face that just looks like whatever the definition of a narc was they were told this is it And he's trying to spook the guy. Oh Cops gonna come by here like he's trying to get the guy to be like fuck. I get we had to go It didn't work. No Cuz everyone has more street smarts than I'll be someone who went that's correct

All right. We haven't seen open a live stream in over a week. Mm-hmm And so he finally popped out he didn't set up the camera and the ring light and purple mouth thing He didn't do that, but he did get on his phone and he filmed the ocean from his house in the Hamptons and We're off to a very peaceful start Peaceful right doggy? That's right doggy. We're at the ocean way out east on Lord Guilin getting ready for the summer. Days away from moving out here for the entire summer. I can't wait. I'd say goodbye to that city very, very soon. Doggy is going to be very, very happy. Yes, he is.

Welcome. Welcome everybody. Welcome. Welcome to my little live stream. We'll be live streaming on the reg very, very soon. John courts. Good morning open squad. have you yes I was worried that we scared Opie off the internet like we did stuttering John not the case he will be back to streaming very soon that's exciting it's gonna affect his podcast deal that's going on right now because I know it's moving to a new platform and maybe that's what the pause is about I'm glad you brought that up because he said he had that deal He just had to make sure it wasn't exclusive that he could still put his podcast on all the different platforms and that was

Two months ago. Yeah, it's been a while and now he's podcasting less And he was all excited about this deal is gonna get him out there more and get a more exposure Well, I think the way Aaron explained it from steel toe is that you have two meetings and then like a month goes by and then you have to have two more and they have to be so he's probably got a couple of months. There's three or four more meetings until I get this job. And then never mention it again. Well, this is exciting. So Opie's at his house in the Hamptons and he actually has people coming over. No. Yeah, which I never hear about. I never hear about dinner parties or people coming over. This is great news. Hey doggy.

Yeah, doggy is very, very happy. We're at the ocean getting ready for summer. Got a lot of people coming over today to help clean up the house, get it ready for the summer. Fortunate enough to leave that damp city in the next, I don't know, 10 days for the entire summer. Oh, I can't wait. I say what's up I say. Okay, so it's just cleaners. Damn it. For a second there, I thought he had something going on.

So he ever show the house is always just the backyard there. Oh, yeah, it's always the backyard. He's very Protective. Oh, so there won't be any special guest stars next week. I Don't think so He's got a he's got a very busy schedule. This is why he hasn't been streaming lately Take my like well, I'll do that. Hippie. Thank you but Last two weeks of school for the kids

have just been, you know, there's just so much going on that I decided to shutter down until summer. But a little check in really fast today, and then we'll be back on the regular basis very, very, very, very, very soon. I gotta get past pizza day, I gotta get past the egg drop, I gotta get past pajama day. I gotta get past pizza day. I gotta get past the egg drop. I gotta get past pajama day. I gotta get past sort of sleeping at the school day.

I gotta get past all the field trips and field day. Those are all things his kids are doing. Yeah, how much is he involved with any of that? I don't understand. He's been complaining about this for weeks now. How busy he is because his kids have pizza day? How much of his time can be taken up by pajama day? What does that require of him? I don't remember my dad coming home from work and be like god damn it

I work 50 hours a week and now you have pizza day on Monday. I don't have time for this Why are your parents involved in this at all? But hope he does have a very busy day today. It's a day of a lot of chores. It's a day of going to Lowe's. It's a day of going to Home Depot. It's a day of possibly trying to get some outdoor furniture. It's a day where cleaning crews are coming to the house getting it ready for summer. So we're very, very busy. He's a day where cleaning crews are coming to the house getting it ready for summer. So we're very, very busy. He's lying and he's bad at it because I've had days at the other house where there's a lot of shit to do. You don't have to go to Lowe's and Home Depot. You pick one.

Yeah. He, he's trying to build a list out of nothing. He's trying to stretch it out. Guys, I got to go to the hardware store and the hardware store. I gotta buy nails And a hammer yeah, right And then he's like if people come over to clean guys, I'll do with you, right? You don't want him in okay, and then I might buy some outdoor furniture Sick man He's so far removed from from being busy that his fantasy of a busy life is that of a retired old man Yes, like that's what a retired person does is runs little errands and enjoys their life a

rich Retired yeah, yeah people come over to my place, and I gotta get ready for that. It's not a younger person's fantasy All right, so of course he's reading his chat and I don't know why OP can't stop himself from reading chats he doesn't want to read, but it happens every time. Where's Jim Norton? Oh God, why'd you have to ruin my morning? I don't know where Jim Norton is. I haven't seen him in so many years. I can't even, can't even count. All right. So what you've done by reading that is you've invited other people to now fuck with you and bring up Jim Norton or Anthony or Sam Roberts or all the things you pretend you don't want to talk about. But they don't, right? Oh, they do. Oh, he's just invited it because he could have just let that scroll by, never acknowledge it. But instead he did.

And so now someone talks about how once again Jim and Anthony did a show on W ABC Dave did you see Anthony and Jim on ABC condo No, I smell opportunity for a reunion. Nope. Nope and nope I've a doggy where you going doggy. All right Alright go check on things, make sure the perimeter is sealed, okay? But you know Anthony and Jim Norton, they should have worked together many many years ago, I mean many years ago. And they still don't work together on a regular basis. They're fucking missing an opportunity. Those two are stupid people.

But me joining that? Hell no! I thought he was going to elaborate on why they're stupid. Nope. OK. He goes, they should have worked together. They're stupid people. Although both of them went on to other careers that made tons

of money and are way more successful than Opie. But they're stupid. He didn't bring that up. No, he didn't bring that part up where he's just like, yeah, but then they went on to do things that they didn't actually need to I just don't understand He wants us to believe that Opie and Anthony show ended and they've all been doing the same thing until right now

Right Anthony and Jim have now gotten back together. That's what he wants us to think. I also love the idea They're just like hey, you know now that Anthony and Jim are doing shows together Maybe the whole reunion and Opie's just like I'm not gonna do that dude. You're not invited I've talked about Anthony and Jim I could promise you they also don't need you there or want you there Erock was there the first time I got together at WABC He's well already happened. You weren't invited. Yes, correct. Yeah, this is exactly the behavior of someone not invited to the party I hate that party. I don't go to go to that party. Parties suck. What are they, like hot chicks?

Everyone's getting drunk? It's Sunday at nine. I have to go to bed. Why would I want an audience? So then, later on in the show, he's talking about Stalker Patty, and Mo brings up, he's like, dude, you're living in the past too much,

and this definitely triggers open when people tell him that. Dude, you're so stuck in the past. It's sad. How am I stuck in the past too much and this definitely triggers open when people tell him that Dude you're so stuck in the past. It's sad. Well, how am I stuck in stuck in the past? I'm doing a live stream and I've talked about I've talked maybe maybe two to three minutes about the past Bo I don't like dishonest people like you bow If you're here to be dishonest, we're gonna have to get rid of you. All right I'm doing a lot of I'm doing a lot of things that have nothing to do with Opie and Anthony. I do a live at get thoughts once a week.

Although Matt's been just hammered with work. He's stressed out. He's got people quitting. He's got landlord issues. So he's like, he doesn't call me up because Greg I need to take a couple weeks I got to figure out my shit but we'll be back doing the live at Gephart's very very soon I do that I'm doing live streams walking around New York City then I barely talk about the past or Opie and Anthony so Moe you're a very

very dishonest person I don't like people like you if you want to know the truth Andy Vollen what's going on brother? I want are the truth? I gotta be honest if I see in the chat someone accused me of something that I don't do I don't acknowledge it. I don't feel I need to justify myself What are you talking about? All I do is get abortions every year. I don't do that And poor Matt I'm sure did not want him talking about his personnel problems. Right. Or the landlord. Right. What an asshole. Every private conversation becomes fodder, because he doesn't talk to people very often.

He's got nothing else to talk about. He's not living in the past, but look over here! This guy and his problems! He felt he needed to justify what he's been doing. He's like, no, I'm doing tons of stuff. I hang out with my friends at the bar. I walk around New York and talk into my phone. What do you mean?

Look, I got doggy. You could hear it even in the way Opie told it you could hear that guy Matt having to come up with excuses as to why he can't wear wigs and shout in the front of the bar anymore like it's far away from him and his act as possible all the things that have nothing to do with how terrible his show is just a landlord and rent and climate and there's a lot of issues you were fired from the bar They don't watch it there anymore. I think he's there live right now. I got the notification. He said he's out there Yeah, I think they're doing a show right now Problems with the landlord Oh, he's looking through the windows. I think someone's in there

We still have over 1,100 people watching us even though we're competing with OP live right now I don't know how we're doing Eric Nagel is in the chat. He just gave us five bucks. Thank you very much He says I don't think he likes taking care of his kids. He would always say I gotta have to babysit my kids You don't never have to babysit your kids. So that works. Oh, yeah, but that might be why he's angry All right one more clip on here. So Moe's the one who said you're just living in the past. We're talking about stock or Patty. Well, he gets booted You either talk about Anthony Jim or Sam you have no motion on your own you're set. Okay, well, let's get ready You're just stupid. Let's get rid of this dumb mo Bye mo

dumb mo. Bye Mo. Bye Mo. There was a time, god I tell people, just ask and I'll tell the truth, there was a time I went all in getting my side of the story out as far as Anthony goes and Sam goes and Jim Norton goes and Opie and Anthony goes. I finally felt like I needed to get my side out and it was a little over the top and it was maybe a bit Obsessive. Oh And it took up a lot of time that I could have could have been doing other things But I pretty much have said out of that I touch on it here and there maybe but that's it. I Just hate dishonest people. I really do. That's interesting. So now Opie's admitting that he went a little bit too hard

when he was going real hard at Anthony and Jim and Sam. Ah, did I go a little over the top? I don't know, did you? I guess he did. I've never heard him say that before. But if anyone asks him about it, they're being dishonest. Yeah. Right, yes.

That was months ago. I Would even have them in the past. I would know that like since March Okay, I mean I still do too, but that was a lot more in March than I have now. So what do you mean by that? Moe got booted for that. Hmm. You don't want to be a person who brings up things He doesn't want to hear in his chat. You will get blocked When you do that how many people are really watching that for fun how many people are like asking sincere questions about his day outside of you could count them if you took your socks off you'd be able to count how many people are doing that so it it's all hate watching. Yeah.

I mean, I don't hate it. I know what you mean. All right. Wow. We've done a lot today. We still have some things to do, some important things to do. We need to bring on our review girls. Oh, one of them just dropped off.

Annie is here. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Thank you for being here. How you been? Been good today's not been good, but overall it's good. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Well, thank you for being here It's just one of those days, you know where it's like every little thing has gone wrong and it's just been an irritating day. Oh Well, hopefully we're bringing some levity To your day. Oh, absolutely. I'm happy It's very good. I'm glad to hear that

Our new review girl Megan has been in and out. She's messaging me that Everyone in the neighborhood is using the internet right now. And so she's having some internet issues They're all watching opi where it's been a little spotty Yes It's probably what the issue is. So before we play the game I'll stall and give her a chance to come back in and do we have any new reviews that you can read for us? I have one new review. All right read every word very slowly United Kingdom, okay on

523 from Wendy Choi That's it. There's a period in between those you know just just in case you know there's a different Wendy choice Wendy period Choi, okay? What kind of fun? I don't know it's on it's on that spreadsheet made by a colon, so it's whatever the Google Doc I would assume times new Roman. I don't know. I'm not a font expert Okay, what is this font talk now? It is fine. Talk. Yes. Where did I go? All right? Well, the title is 12 year old boy humor

You know 12 year old boys like fonts, I guess This boy or this guy definitely jerks off while looking in the mirror Okay I'm gonna go with that's a five-star review. I'm gonna go one Definitely jerks off while looking in the mirror Okay I'm gonna go with that's a five-star review. I gotta go one That is a one-star review damn it Hmm. I won the game, but we lost the battle. It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show What do you say ladies and gentlemen and Adam Adam Bush, are you ready to find the bomb

playing Two Minutes with Tom? Put your hands together for Mr. Tom Myers coming to the stage. Keep going for Wayne everybody, show him some love. It is good to be back here because I am from Maryland, I travel all over the country. When I'm out of the country people often ask me to describe Maryland. I simply tell them it's a tough state, alright, it's a tough state. Our official state flower is the black eyed Susan. You know you're from a really tough state when your state flower sounds like a domestic violence victim? But those of you familiar with the area, I am from I am from Falston. I'm a Hartford County

resident. Yep, that's my roommate right up there. You know, came in a little too quickly on that one pal. Not vacuuming tomorrow, okay? Oh sorry, you broke your end of the bargain. I get to back out. But, uh, Falston's pretty neat because you got a wide group of people there. You have really snobby rich people living right next door to Redneck. So pretty much, you're gonna figure out how to get to Falston.

What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, listen for the guy playing Mozart on the banjo. B, look for the sushi place that lets you bring your own fish. Next, find the Dollar General with the juice bar. Four. Look for the Mercedes Benz with the gun rack. And lastly, when you smell grilled possum and gray poopon, you know you've arrived.

Two minutes with Paul. OK, I'm going to do the thing that Jim Forrenti did on the show on Saturday. I'm gonna tell you my answer, I'm gonna tell you what I think it also might be. Just so I can still claim that I was right even when I was wrong. I think it's number one, Mozart on the banjo because he oftentimes talks about the red necks and deliverance and the banjo stuff. So that would be where his head would go in my opinion But I like the

grilled pasta with a great poop on because that's such an old timey Joke of like rich people and great poop on I mean, I don't even know Megan Annie. Do you understand that reference? Yes Yes, yes What say you Adam bush I'm gonna go with four because I know how to pronounce great coupon Okay, fair enough. What about you Megan? I'm gonna go with lastly So you are going with that one and Annie? Be sushi Bring your own fish and producer Chris. I also went for... Okay.

All right, that's pretty good. So Annie, have you won 2 minutes with Tom before? I don't think so. I think I've lost every single one. Okay. I'm on a clean sweep. Megan's 0 for 2 as well. I'm rooting for you. I'm gonna get you on the board here. Let's find out. It seems like we've covered everything except for next, right? Correct. Okay, so it's next card if wins. Otherwise, one of us will win. Because you got a wide group of people there. You have really snobby rich people living right next door to Redneck. So pretty much if you want to figure out how to get to Falston, just look for the Mercedes-Benz with the gun rack.

Oh, that was my second choice because that's a cool. That just sounds really cool. It's also the most nonsensical. Which is why we should have all thought of that. Who won that? Me and Adam. Congratulations, fellas. Well done. It feels good. It feels real good. I needed this.

Yes. But I am happy to live in Maryland, the speed camera capital of the United States. How stupid do I look? I picked two. I had a 40% chance. I didn't get either of them. I'm not doing that again. Jim Florentine made me do that. I'm not doing that again up Jim Florty made me do that. I'm not doing that I'm an idiot for the Mercedes-Benz with the gun rack But I am happy to live in Maryland the speed camera capital of the United States isn't that great This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and Cardiff Electric's new YouTube channel. Subscribe now at

Cardiff Elect. Sit Eugene sit good dog. You know every time I hear Tom Myers I just think of that drop you know it's not funny, but I get it. Right. It's not funny, but I get it. You see the way his hand wouldn't stop moving and shaking like constantly if it's not this hand, then he switches the mic into the other hand and the other hand is just all over the place. There's so much energy. Nerves. I do I do. And it's just such a dry dead delivery with such intense movements. It's really unique

All right I was just saying cartiff on his show check out uh at cartiff elect on youtube his new youtube channel He does the idiot autopsy show and it's been brilliant lately. He's been doing a great job Uh, let's hit some voicemails and get out of here unless megan. Do you have a random review? That you can try to stump us with I? Can pull one up all right? Yeah? Yeah, let's do that So again guys leave us reviews where every review podcasts. I think

Apple podcast is the main way, but I'm sure there's other ones out there No one don't go to Apple for podcasts anymore. It used to be itunes was the place and now No one gives a shit. Yeah All right, I got a short and sweet one for you. Okay It's called weirdos You weirdos keep pulling me in deeper most people I tell about your show. Don't talk to me anymore Happens That's five it sounds like't talk to me anymore. Happens. That's five.

It sounds like a five to me. Yep. Having a conversation about this show with people is not a good idea. Yeah. Where do you begin? Not a good strategy. You begin with cheat shit or something. Every time, every time my coworkers ask me, I have to talk about it in the Vegas terms.

I just told them I was going to Boston. They're like, oh, what are you going for? I was like, oh, another one of the comedy shows. It's like, so who's performing at these? They're like, well, it's like a group of podcasters, like in radio people. And they're like, oh, OK. And I'm just like, please don't ask more. Annie, the answer is TV's Adam Bush.

It's always just Oh TVs Adam Bush will be there and then I tell everyone it's a dr. Steve show and just leave it at that Just describe dr. Steve and then okay Let's hit some voicemails and then we'll get out of here Hey Carl, you know last week's caller was right I don't love the Bills really but I do love you and I do love the show. And I really loved last week's bonus episode with Dick Masterson as well, some very lovely

thoughts there for them to enjoy their content. And it came up about shitting with a bonus, so you know I've got to give you my take regarding that, you know it's something I've done. In fact, I'd say I probably always do it because what you probably don't know from the sound of it is that all you have to do is you simply push down firmly on the boner and the shit will glide right out one smooth, easy motion.

And then when you're ready, just pull back up, crimps it off and go about your day. Absolutely fantastic, which leaves there's plenty of time to vote for you, Carl, at the creep off.com. Yeah, please go to the creep out.com and vote for me. I brought it this week. Um, what is he talking about? I don't know. Didn't make any sense. I thought it was just me. I couldn't follow any of that. Okay. You ever something but whole we would talk about, right? I missed that guy. Eddie, you ever shit with a boner before? don't you weren't part of our conversation about that no I'm gonna

stay out of that one okay so he didn't say no he hasn't sure the boat or he said no I want to say out of that one is what he said because we were talking about a girl at a poop fetish on the podcast we were reviewing and blumpkins never came up you think if you had a poop fetish on the podcast we were reviewing and blumpkins never came up you'd think if you had a poop fetish that would be a thing that would come up and what is a blumpkin specifically that's um giving a blowjob to a guy who's pooping oh yeah i don't know what the appeal is for that scat fetish so i couldn't tell you what would fly or not i don't know also i always assumed that that would be

occurring out of toilet but when the guys were talking about it after the poop fetish girl left they were wondering where bumpkins take place a litter box dummy hopefully not the bedroom that's that's awful like the foot fetish I wouldn't know what they would like with the feet I don't know what would be appealing or not I don't know if if that or if it has nothing to do with even sex stuff they want I don't know I just see them mushed on food a lot so I assume that's something and immediately a guy who sucked a couple toes a do-day don't even start with me no not my thing not my thing my shit is much weirder I wish there's actual

categories for that that'd that. That'd be great. That'd be great. 100% it's just you and Adam Bush against the world. And boy, he's been on the show for like two months, three months, and then like before that, every couple weeks, like occasional business, like he's just gonna go away like Andy and Lucy did. You know? They take a little while and eventually they say, ah, yeah, they're not interesting. I'm scared of them.

And Adam Bush is saying the same way. What are they talking about? Is that true, Adam? You're just gonna go away like Andy and Lucy did? Well, I feel stupid for having brought all my stuff to your basement now. I feel like a fucking idiot. No, it's fine. You can move in. We'll have you for a couple more weeks. I have my own generator. I can just sleep in the back. Alright, actually that works out pretty well.

Because I need some time to get a real estate guy and have him show me some rentals. Now that I can't stay with you, Carl, I guess I'll have to figure this out on my own. I'm a boner guy via email a while back. Anyways, I'm getting caught up and Opie's wrong. The greatest love song is ACDC, A Whole Lotta Rosie. The Hassle of Fat Chicks. That's her fat. But yeah, we're talking about or hope he was talking about the greatest love song.

That guy actually called back in and goes, I don't actually like fat chicks. He was very concerned that he put it out there in the world. He did the fat chicks and he wanted to correct the record. So I thought I would do that for you. Megan, obviously I had some issues tonight with technical issues. I don't normally have. You were saying that your internet was dropping out because a lot of people are using the internet near you. I don't know.

I just assume that at certain points of the day when the internet seems a little spotty, it's because everyone's home. Which third world country do you live in? San Diego. Okay. Oh, that checks out. My condolences. Which third world country do you live in? San Diego My condolences We do you jackasses said I was dead

Just what I Can't die Lisa Boswell can die. I live on in the hearts minds of children the world over check-ass I live on in the hearts and minds of children the world over, jackass. Matthew Davies who left to go watch opiate, Gebhardt says. Gebhardt's unwatchable, not you guys even with the issues. Well thank you very much Matthew Davies. Thank you for coming back again. And thanks for releasing the calling in. Hey Carl, I wanted to ask you, who was on top when you and Alex Stein 69 fucking? Hold on a second. Were Alex Stein and I having gay sex on the show? I thought we were just having a conversation about the dabble verse. I haven't watched it back yet though, so I don't know. You didn't answer the question, cut. I don't know how I feel about this.

What if we were side to side? Oh Sounds nice didn't answer the question. I don't know how I feel about this. When we were side to side. Oh, oh, so sounds nice. So I prefer it. Hey, I just want to say it was so nice to hear stuttering john, you know, basically, you know, saying, you know, all these things happened to him, that he met this person, that person. Well, I met someone when I was younger. It was that captain, like the guy that played, oh yeah, the guy that played captain, the captain of Skipper and Gilligan.

Yeah, yeah. And then I said, hey, Mr. Captain. I was walking up to him and he looked at me and he looked at the security guard. He said, get this little fucking sp stick out of here. He wants money I don't know what the fuck he wants get him out of here. That was the only important person I ever met. Yeah Sounds like a bad experience there Started to hear that You know, I was just thinking about number Paco our buddy

Arizona, right? I was gonna say that so like Paco. I don't think that was Paco but Paco, well that's very racist of you producer Chris, but Paco said he was going to be at Hackamania. Yeah I thought of that too. We missed him. Yeah. It's too bad. Had some racist jokes for him. I know I had a bunch of stuff ready to go. Carl I'm listening, oh yeah for WATP. I'm listening to you guys talk about Tom Myers and you keep talking about How he needs to make jokes about things that he knows and I'm realizing that he's like that fucking character Steve Carell played in 40 year old 40 year old Virgin where he talked about how boobs feel felt like a Bag of sand or some shit like that, but dude, that's who Tom fucking Myers is that fucking dork. I gotta go And if you told him that he would argue with you

about sand Bag right. Yes The best was that was he was asked why he doesn't he's not more Economical and in the way he speaks why he uses so many words and his explanation Was like the Declaration of the five minutes long and it just Wandered and never got to anything. That was incredible only time could do that. That's why we love them Hey Carl, this is Tim McBee from Boston. Oh, hey, what's up Tim? Oh Fuck. I don't know how to leave the voicemail. Oh

If he realized he didn't need to say his full name. I'll never forget when Heather W, that old saga back in the day, she left her phone number on her voicemail as if it was like my voicemail. Call me back. Call darling. It's Kiki. Five on one. And I trust you darling. It reminded me when I was at Charleston State. Five on one, the football team tried and I just went airtight and defeated them. Uh oh, Sata, oh I'm a comedian and my future Eugene was out on the left coast performing.

Thank you Keanu for calling into the show. Always good to hear from you, my friend. Please, no more Tom Myers on WATP. That motherfucker is the most delusional person on the planet. If he doesn't like something, he just says, I disagree with that. Despite the fact that you can just rewind the tape and play it back to him, he'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, I disagree with that. I saw that differently. Fucking textbook delusion. What an asshole. Keep them off the fucking show.

I disagree. I thought it was awesome. I really enjoyed that segment. I was laughing out loud. I feel that. I really feel everything you felt. I was laughing out loud. Guys, I have breaking news, breaking news. I don't know if I'm allowed to say this on the show, but I'm going to anyway go for it Message from Patrick Melton says I'm currently assisting Chad and setting up super tip. He has reached out to me. I am shocked That's amazing That's a twist. We didn't see coming in the dabble verse Very I guess he likes money more than he likes hating

Melton Yes money more than he likes hating Melton? Yes. He likes money more than everything. All his other things that he claims to be passionate about. And more than being a predator against children, right? Or being in a soldier or like a real... Whatever they accuse him of, right? It's amazing how they're able to work with someone like that after all that. I mean, if they pay him money, you know, you can turn the other way. I believe a mutual friend of ours, Carl, has gotten in contact with John's lawyer. Oh, yes.

He told me they've connected on LinkedIn. And now they're starting to have a conversation. Okay, good. So this is very exciting. I saw the note that went out. I didn't know if another note came back in. That's good. Yes.

That's very exciting. Okay. I can't wait to another note came back in. That's good. Yes. That's very exciting. Okay. I can't wait to learn more about that. Hey, Carl Reini and Sirik Deuce. Love you, love the show. Had a comment about the two minutes with Tom segment in that he's got Cardiff plays an intro from an MC that seems like it has nothing to do with anything.

It doesn't contribute anything. I mean, I could see if we let Tom's bit go on a little while, but geez, it's like 30 seconds out of the two minutes, if it's even two minutes of Tom's long biography being introduced by some MC hyping him up and then him thanking that guy. So how about we just cut that bullshit out and just give us two minutes with Tom, find the bomb. Don't call me that. I understand what you're saying saying Ronnie, but you can't say stuff like that to Cardiff He will double and triple down now We're gonna have the guy who opens for Tom and we're gonna have to watch the guy after time after that bad move on your part

Welcome back to the show Megan. Thank you. Give another one of those outages You know, I never really have internet problems. It's only using stream yard Stream it's fucking up today. I Know I can I can stream MLB games all day and I don't have a problem with it I'm gonna send them a very strongly worded email when we're done here Big sky Kodiak Adam Bush is welcome to join me on my truck. I'm a long-haul truck driver. I That doesn't sound right to me. Something about that sounds a little fishy. But I'll just say yes. Let's do it. Seriously,

when do you say no to anything? What are you talking about? Good point. It's good for the story if you survive. I just listened to the Tom Myers interview and I wanted to make a couple comments. Because during the interview, it seems like you guys forgot we don't hate Tom, we like Tom. I didn't want you to convince Tom that he's not funny. I want to know why Tom thinks he is funny. I don't want Tom to see himself the way I see him or the way Vinny sees him. I want to see the world through Tom's eyes because Tom sees the world so catastrophically

different than I do. And that's what makes him compelling. Okay, I think that's good feedback on that. There were times where it was like Vinnie was trying to catch him to admit that he sucked at comedy. It's just like, well, that's not the point of this. No, no. And I think that caller was a hundred percent, right?

That is what we would want from him. It was heartbreaking to find out halfway through that he Wouldn't even know where to begin. We were like tell us something and he told us that fake drunk story And we pressed him on it and he just told it again. He had a whole six pack that night And we pressed him on it and he just told it again. He had a whole six pack that night. Yeah He was running out the clock. He won't he's going to assimilate to us humans and be one of us whether we like it or not He's guarded. He's very guarded. There's something he's covering up. There's something he's ashamed of that's going on Well, he's been hurt so many times and it's interesting because he had the option to not have Vinny there. But because he trusted me, he took a risk and went for it. And I know he's thinking, Oh, I wish I hadn't taken that risk. I knew I shouldn't have done that. Don't ever take

risks again. Oh, that's what you get. Well, let me ask you because part of the negotiations was he wanted to put the video out before we did. Obviously, it was live on our channel, but I put out the segments separately. Did he put that out on this channel? I didn't check. No. No, he put out a collection of quotes that supported him in the comment section saying, look, it's, it's the war is over and he is one. That tells you everything you need to know. So he didn't want to, he wanted to promote himself. And then after the way the interview went, he decided that wasn't a good look. I survived the lion's den. Wow. He wanted money to look silly. Yeah. I mean, that's that's essentially what happened. Because everything else

was just fear controlling and stonewalling. Unfortunately, there was a potential for something good. And it might happen some other time, it wasn't gonna happen in that half-hour environment and he was he was too as soon as he started talking as soon as he it was appear it was clear he was lying about where he had to go and what was happening and that all this had kind of been a setup I just got mad and I wished I hadn't but speaking of interviews with. I did. Speaking of interviews with people, I did do an interview with Skinny Chad Zumach, and that hasn't gone up online yet.

I reached out to him and he told me that he's still working on it. So, once that goes up, we'll let you know. Well, it looks like the biggest celebrity at EternalCon is Dan Grimaldi. We all know who he is. He played Patsy Parisi and Philly Parisi on The Sopranos. He played twins. Now, I don't know if his autograph is worth $35, but I would say he's a C celebrity. Now, where would you put Stuttering John as a D or an F celebrity compared to Grimaldi? I like Grimaldi's autograph. Stuttering John, not so much.

Rock and Rolla. Rock and Rolla, Gary in San Diego. Meg has some issues. Can you hear us? I'll take that as a no. I wanted to see if she knew Gary. Oh, great Seamus here. Carl, I just wanted to congratulate you on finally reaching one dozen great episodes of the show. Okay. Call me back. I see what you mean. Great Seamus. Not cool. Annie, thank you so much for coming on reading reviews playing the game

Where can people find you if they want to find me they can go to insanity calm But what I want to plug is Lucy tight box is live at once over with Kaylee and apparently blind mic is on right now So after this go check them out very good I definitely will do that if I'm not watching the hockey game, which will definitely be a priority for me But we'll get to everything eventually. It's always important. Adam, anything? Oh, yeah, I have a new record out by an artist named Jamie Levine.

I encourage everyone to give it a listen on Spotify, Amazon, wherever you listen to fine music. Jamie Levine, it's a very nice record that I was fortunate enough to produce for this young gentleman and I am looking forward to talking to Joey C in the near future and I believe I'm gonna talk to Chrissy Mayer really soon I'm looking forward to that. Oh very good Can you spell Jamie Levine for us? Yeah, it's a J a m i e l e v i n e Okay, cool. I'll put a link to it in the show description Yeah, real nice friends is the single and the whole album's there. It's uh, it's really nice. I'm really proud of it You might enjoy it. I will definitely check it out. I gotta go. Bye

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go Okay, bye I gotta go. Arrrrrrr. Bye guys. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye Brennan. Ah Carl, I love you. Okay folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that No encore, I don't blame you