Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep628 - Cats and Pudding

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

This week we’re checking in on Jennifer Dilandro’s show because she had a fabulous guest - the mediocre and bland Mario Bosco! They talk about all the exciting things going on in their lives like haggling for better deals, purchasing clothing, and getting lost trying to find the studio. Tab Birt joins the show to discuss Mario’s relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger. On Cringe of the Week we watch Vito fantasize about suicide. Pure Genuine’s Frenchie Hawna has her most epic episode ever as she discovers the future of podcasting. Opie finally announces his big podcast deal and is back in Manhattan to hang with Matt and Little Foot at Gepfarts. Maribeth joins the show to play another round of 2 Minutes with Tom, listen to the internet news, read recent reviews, and listen to your voicemails. Tab’s show - https://hereswhatidontget.com/ Maribeth’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie  Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – http://watplive.com/ Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Cats and Pudding. This is a suggestion from RoboshitstainMK9000 in our Discord. We both listen separately not discuss it with each other beforehand, let's get into it. Katzen Pudding is hosted by Jennifer Delandro. It has 1400 subscribers on YouTube. The description of the show is Katzen Pudding hosted by Jennifer Delandro. Jen is a doctor to the rich and famous. She's also super fun and has fabulous friends. Each week Jen brings something crazy to the table. Subscribe wherever you get your podcast or watch on YouTube at cats and pudding The reason why this ended up on our radar is because of the guests that she had now

I don't you remember the description I just read but she has fabulous friends. Mmm fun and fabulous When I think of fabulous people, I often think about the gays or the A's. We have an asexual on the show. That's right. Mario Bosco is on the show. This is the cats and pudding podcast, a melting pot of pudding. And now here's Jen. Welcome to this episode of cats and pudding and today. Oh my god I have such a great guest. I have the one and only

Mario Bosco in my office. I said my office. Excuse me my studio I always say office because it's there's always patients in my office. How'd you say my last name? But it's Bosco right Bosco like the, Bosco. See, I said it right. Okay, good. I usually butcher everybody's last name and yours because it's Italian. I didn't butcher your last name. What a little cunt Mario is. She's not even done with the introduction.

How did you pronounce my name? Huh? Were you not listening? Did you not hear her pronounce it correctly? She said Bosco. She screwed up other things, but she got her name right. That wasn't the problem with that. And Mario, he should be pretty well media trained

at this point. He's got his own show that he does, the Growing Up Italian Network. He's going on all these shows. He claims to be a celebrity, claims to be noticed all the time on the street, which we'll talk about. But he starts off the show complaining about the directions. He was given to come to the studio

Hi, I text you cuz I thought it was like 330 and I see 777 and I'm like My not in the right place because he said 49 and third Or am I not in the right place because he said 49 and third so the train was like take the B train to the Six or six diamond and then walk five minutes, and I went to Rockefeller Center took the easy one And I had a walk. I was like what you made Yeah, I sent you my location now I did yeah Location if I only knew how to read the location, that would be okay.

Has Mario always been on auto complaint like that? Yeah, I know. It seems like it, right? He's like interviewing my father. Yeah, when you start a conversation with just, yeah, so get in here with a bitch. Okay. Can you get over it so we can move on or what are we gonna do? It was, I don't know. I've never I don't never heard of this Mario Bosco person before. What? How's that

possibly so famous? When I was uh listening to this, I first turned the YouTube video on and then like set it down while I was doing other stuff and I I was I and my immediate thought was is this an interview with a child? Yes. Yes. And I had to

go pick my phone up and look at the screen and then try and figure out if this was an adult or a man or a woman. Yes, all of that. And I don't still have an answer for that. So it was only about five years ago that you would easily just think it's a kid.

He's aged so much in the last five years or so. He's got a lot of wrinkles. And he's 52, but he's looking, he's 52, but he's looking like he's in his 60s. I compared him to Alan, but Alan looks better these days. That's true, Alan has more money probably for that sort of thing. Well, Alan is actually famous.

Oh, that's true. Yeah, that's a good point. That as well. Listening to this, he's talking about like all of the stuff he's been in and he's, the one that stuck out to me was he talks About being a last-action hero. Yes, and he's like describing the scene that he's in and he's obviously talking about being in the movie theater scene and he's just in the crowd and

I was like you're you were an extra you weren't you weren't in last action here you were he dressed off a whole list of TV shows and movies and last action here you were he dressed off a whole list of TV shows and movies and then just goes I was either an extra or a stand-in and of course stand-in as a person who just like stands off camera and someone else's role was not there at that time going like this stands there during setups to get the lighting right and then I bring the actual famous people on to film the scene so I think his big role was he was the standing for AJ Soprano. Correct. And so he thinks he's friends with uh who is what's the actor's name?

James Gandolfini? Who am I thinking of? Is that right? James Gandolfini's the star. Yeah so he thinks he's friends with James Gandolfini. Oh I see. You're looking at me like I was like way off. I was like I think it's something like that right? I thought we were still talking about AJ so that's why I was confused. Yeah, yeah, I got you. Real quick, we've gotten way far away from this, but I like that little subtle dig that Jen gave to him at the end of his complaining about getting there where she goes, I did send you the location. So in other words, if he knows how to use any of the maps, any of the apps on his

phone that have a map on it. He could have easily have just gotten directions right there and would have gotten the easiest, quickest way to get there. And then he's just like, oh, I don't know how to use that. So Well, the way he talks to, he's constantly like listing off streets and cross sections in New York as if anyone could fucking care where in New York these things are happening. So you think that you gave him a dress

He'd know how to get there true. Yeah, he does like to act like he's a you know Season New Yorker and he does list things a lot now that I think Well, let's talk about Arnold so he does talk about you know being in last action here on and Jen's like, oh my gosh, I love Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's amazing. And he's got an anecdote for her. You should have been playing side by side

with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's what you should have been doing. You should have been doing action. I met him on a movie called Last Action Hero. I loved that movie. That was one of my favorite movies. That was a movie inside of a movie, which I liked. It was good.

So I'm in the scene where they would at the same location We filmed two scenes the action scene where he's in a leather jacket and jeans and and then in another scene He's in a tuxedo with Maria Shriver in a gown and they were arguing We got to edit this part out. Well, we don't arguing now that's for sure Maria Shriver in a gown and they were arguing From 1996 real insider information going on right there and I just do betrayed my friend Personal friend Arnold Schwarzenegger through I Just heard what you put on the podcast with this woman and all the other things and I don't appreciate it You're not gonna be in my next film terminate a five is not gonna style Mario clock that that is the last thing that's ever Going to be happening. I love what he goes

I was in the scene the action scene where he's wearing that one outfit where he's wearing the costume that he wears the whole fucking Yeah, who describes a scene based on the wardrobe It's gay guys. I guess the answer Yeah, no way case you guys were wondering speaking of speaking of being extremely gay Do you have a clip of him describing all of his wardrobe where he lists off the absurd amount of clothing that he owns? Yeah, and actually he's really proud of himself. He talks a lot about shopping for clothes. Now he has to shop for clothes in children's sections. So he gets very excited when he finds something decent

that he can wear. And this is another example of Jen just being a prick of an interview when he says this. I have, guess how many jackets I own? I'm sure you own a lot. I bet you a thousand. No, I own about a hundred something jackets. That's a lot of jackets That's a lot of jacks. I'm addictive. I have almost

Wow I'm addictive Okay, I'm also stupefied He says wrong words a lot. I'll get into that but I just like he goes how many get so many jackets I have now the point thing to do is be like what like two dozen you know right and then you over a hundred whoa you're not supposed to play that she's got a thousand he's like well now I think a tenth of that but like her thanks for nothing bitch I I'm also fascinated by her in this show because he taught it's like an hour long

episode and he talks for about 55 minutes of it yeah and she talks for the other five and at one point they're talking about how she has these pages of notes and questions that she wanted to ask but I didn't really catch her really asking questions he just kind of kept rambling on about nothing yes he's very proud of himself and his non-career okay can't stop talking about it And you just heard him right there say he's addictive Which is not true. I get my fill of him and then we move on we don't talk about it for a little while He says other things just incorrectly all the time like this He's like and he started talking to me in Italian and he's like, I'm not Italian. I'm from Canadian, but

I'm from Canadian Close Pretty good. So then they start talking about how he got his start in show business. He says he met this really famous producer out in Hollywood, and he had a phone call with him, because Mario's obviously in New York, and the guy goes, all right, after the holidays, fly out.

I got some rolls for you and Mario's all excited flies out to LA and then this happens flew out right after the holidays in January Got into a little misfit out there with a couple of friends. We train wrecked in a hotel room And Unfortunately, I don't do that anymore Good for you. I go to God now. I don't do that anymore. Good for you. I go to God now, I don't do that kind of stuff.

It was all, it wasn't even all me, it was somebody else that did a lot of damage, but so he was like, go home, Mario, go home. If I was this woman, I would've had a lot of follow-up questions, like what does that mean? Yeah. I went out there and I train wrecked, first he says I got into a miss fit a miss fit. I think he means mischief Because he uses miss fit later out of the I have another clip of that

So he doesn't know what miss fit means I got to do a miss fit and we train wrecked a hotel room What does that mean? What do you think what do you think I mean damage the wall destroyed the furniture shit on the bed, okay, you know Yeah, check the window. I would be very interested in finding out what? What specific stuff they did to such a degree that he basically finishes the story by saying like he was persona non grata in LA Right very short period like they had to smuggle him out of the city Yeah, they put him in a carry-on a short period like they had to smuggle him out of the city back to New York. Which would be easy. Wouldn't have faked his crime. Yeah, they put him in a carry-on.

It was before TSA, right? That was a big deal. This is an unaccompanied minor. We're sending him back to New York. He doesn't have any ID or anything. Yeah, it's all good. So yeah, the producer tells him to go home and this is not good for him. Go home. Go home. You're going to get yourself arrested and I can't help you here in LA

So I know but he wants to give me that pawn. I need it. I need like a crying kid Whining how old are you at this time? 27 okay, I was whining like you never 52 That's not embarrassing at all. I was crying and whining like a child... How old are you now? 52. That's not embarrassing at all. I was crying and whining like a child. How old were you? 27. Huh.

Okay. So that's not great. You've really grown up. How does she not ask any other questions about this? He tells the story. She doesn't like him. I don't think she does either. I don't think she cares about him.

I don't think she's impressed. She's stuck. Yeah Like who are the other people you were with? What was the job you were out there to do? What was that all about? Why were you gonna get arrested? What did you do to get yourself arrested? Why'd you say it wasn't your fault? The other boys make you do something you didn't Alright, let's book Mario on this show. I never wanted to have a mom, but now I got questions That's what I became asexual

Maybe they cut his dick off That's a trade, right? Well, then he talks about getting into more misfits in this next clip, but I I think he has a hard time understanding what words mean Mm-hmm. I was a PD blue and my pity blue mean PD blue and my pity blue I Got into some Sipowitz right yep, I got into most misfits

So I started borrowing golf carts on the studio lot But I would crash them or I dropped them I borrowed all of them my pity blue left them bad with no plug-in I was naive I Don't think naive is the word he was looking for there. I think you're still naive. Yeah. Immature would be maybe the right word if you're just like driving around golf carts on the studio set and crashing them. Yeah. He's got a lot of stories about all of this misfits that he's going to get to

people in the chat. I think maybe he's trying to say mishap. Yeah, I believe so. Mishap. Yeah. believe so. Mishap, yeah. Yeah. There's no telling. I got into more mishaps. I like how his crimes are kind of like in proportion with his size. Right yeah. You know.

I stole a big wheel. I was riding that down a big hill. I was doing caffeine. So I was looking at the YouTube video for this last night And you know she's got fourteen hundred subscribers this had a little over three hundred views And it only had three comments and the one that I thought was the best Was from an account called tab Burt zero seven seven six or something like that and sounds like a really smart and handsome guy This is a show about nothing Pretty good comment. Did you like that comment after I didn't like it I'm trying to stay uninvolved from the

YouTube stuff but maybe I like it maybe who are these podcasts and Carl Heber girl both like that the other the other two comments were like this was such a great show and then like something about one of them I don't I think the Mario being like the goat and I was like, are you are you fucking kidding me? What are you talking about? It's weird to me. So I don't leave a lot of comments on videos I will read them though. I do go through if I'm watching me I'm like, what do people think about this and I'll go through it I'll start scrolling through and reading them and stuff like that. I don't leave a lot of comments

It's always fascinating to me the people who want to comment. This was a great show Cool, man. That's what that little thumbs up icons for right there like got you covered added nothing to this and and For some for some stuff like you can get it right like if something's really really good like if like music on YouTube You give it a like and you're like man. The song is a banger. Yeah But something like this this you think this is a great show to people just yammering on Someone is gonna see that coming to go well. I guess it's gonna get good You know you just wait 45 minutes of this person's time with that comment

They deserve it if they see that comment. I gotta say it's very rude. I think Another thing that I think is very rude is when you have to haggle for every purchase that you make I hate people like this mmm, I Worked with a woman who would be so proud of herself. She's like I haggle at the grocery store Like you do you're just wasting everyone's time. Yeah, just annoying this shit Reason right just pay the price. It's on the item and move on It's ridiculous. So anyway, they're all proud of themselves for the way that they've been able to haggle and This is

Cover your ears of your Dave Portnoy, it's gonna it's gonna get a little racial here I like that kind of know I like I like the play of it I it's not even about it, but I like to know that I can I can haggle. Yes, I can It's not even about it. I like to know that I can I can haggle Yeah, I can have a little I could have a little with the best of them My friends say that I may have some part of being Jewish and I was like Okay, that's a little anti-semitic, but that's all right He doesn't know what he's saying. No, which is what so much. Yeah, my friend is like, what are you a Jew or something? I just laugh. It's great. She's like no, it's not appropriate

Gonna make me for clumped. All right, so we hear about the haggling. He also has a shopping technique that is unique to him I don't know anyone else who does this but it takes a lot of effort. So I'll give him credit for that I listen listen one thing. I love Macy's. Yeah, so a jacket like this comes out and it's normally this was 125. So most people very handsome And if I give my idea so I go I don't buy it right off the bat. There's no need for me to buy it Like it a lot. I'll keep an eye on it Then it goes back on sale. It'll go down to 75, then back up to 125, then back to 80 something, then back up. I will watch it play up and down games until it goes to last act.

Last act is when I show up and I get it for 49.99. And that's what you got that jacket for? Yes, this was very nice. This might even a bit lesser I have jackets that were 150 200 that I paid 49. I've paid 37 I do this you just you just what how do you watch it? You know, cuz I don't I don't do I don't go that far. So what do you how do you do that? I'm a hag look I told you that's not haggling

Bullshit he what he just described is one of the most pathetic things I could ever think of that He's going to Macy's on a seemingly daily basis Looking at this one jacket that he likes. It's the stock market. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I want to buy the dip That's what I need to purchase this jacket. It went down to 75. Nope, not dip enough. I'm holding out Look, I don't know jackets, but Do they go back up in price? Dude, I I worked in retail for a very short time in my life. I don't know the answer to that

Okay, I don't know I would assume that Mariel's not telling the story about the jackets that he loved and lost You know We're on the rack and then the next time he went in they had been bought by some you know Ten year old going to their first communion right whose parents could afford the 125 price tag and weren't that concerned about it. Maybe they had a coupon I Just liked that haggling they're both The story started him talking about getting comedy lessons and the lessons were like 400 bucks

And he talked this person down like 200 bucks, which is also again just rude just saying I don't think your time's that valuable so but I still need it. Yeah, but I'll still take it. I'll still take what you got So that's why they started talking about that and then it goes into that bizarre story of him visiting a store every day And then this is straight out of Opie's playbook. I don't know what it is about New York City that all these retards think that they're the only place that witnesses seasons and then they have to explain how seasons work and what that's like.

But in New York we have the same thing. New York we have two seasons basically. Now we do. We have fall and summer. That's it. Because winter and spring are pretty much all cold Two seasons basically now we do have fall and summer that's because Winter and spring are pretty much all cold polly end of may that's true And we're about to go into summer. Yep, and then in the fall set up once i'tobacom October we're already back in winter coats. Yep. So we it's basically winter from i'toba

till april Hold on a second. I was writing that down and I was erasing shit I thought it was just fall and summer and now there's winter so it's not like the two seasons are summer and winter Also autumn. Well, right. There's also autumn and spring This is literally like opi level conversation Yeah, it's a conversation about nothing to two old people talking about the weather and how they dress

during it for the weather. Yup. That is what it goes into down there. They start talking about when they wear coats and how often they wear coats and if they can wear coats in the summertime like couple of weeks ago is a jacket in the in the

heat too when you go on stage show like that, would you wear it? Would you wear you still would wear a jacket like if in the summertime Yeah, I'm going to a show Because I'm well known now on the streets Normally I wear a wife beater but He thinks he's Peewee Herman Thinks he has to wear the outfit be on brand so yeah, God forbid. It's recognize

Yeah, someone would catch him just wearing a vest or something full jackets like Dolly Parton when she doesn't when she was out with her husband and Didn't put have the wig on or all the makeup and dress more demure demurely. That's the way he sneaks around Hey, is that Mario? No, there's no bowtie. No, everybody. I thought I thought for sure The pocket square that's crawling up his neck. I was just a tiny lesbian that that is an adult napkin or It's too big for him. It's almost covering up his face Alright so Remember Mario Bosco is a comic

Reluctant comic he's one of those guys who's just like no I'm an actor and then his friends like no you Bosco is a comic. Reluctant comic. He's one of those guys who's just like, no, I'm an actor, and then his friend's like, no, you gotta be a comic, and they just turn out to be really good at it, right? And so I wanna see how the comic mind works around these types of observations about seasons and HVAC systems. He's gotta think of stuff that I would never think of I would imagine and this is what I don't understand

Okay. Yeah, it's not the phrase my man in the winter time when it's cold We want for the to get warm and stay heated right but in the summertime when it's hot we want to get cold We want to get cold Yeah Think during the summer you don't want to be hot and sweaty during the winter You don't want to be freezing if only there was a way to to channel in the winter into your house in the summertime and the summertime into your house during the winter and then then you'd be Comfortable all year round how did Seinfeld never come up with this observation? How does one miss Seinfeld? I can't believe it. We had to wait for Mario Bosco in 2025

If only someone would condition the air That's gotta be the dumbest thing anyone's ever said and this one was just like oh, yeah, that's great He's like, I know right she is completely checked out She doesn't give a shit and actually here's proof that she's checked out because they start talking about how it was when they were growing up and they would I I'm so bored of this conversation Oh, we'd leave the house at 8 a.m

And we didn't get back until it was dark outside our parents didn't know where we were They just knew we'd come back for food eventually like Right. I know things were different. Yeah, so it's different now the way people are parenting But so they're having that whole conversation and then mar Mario throws out a whopper that does not get challenged. I'm like, let the kids roll around in the dirt. Let them get hurt. This is what it is to be a kid. You can't be on top of them. But yet those are the same parents will give that their kids 27 vaccines. Yeah. They, they, I, Whoa, whoa, whoa. That, that one snuck in there. Holy shit. That was a backdoor slider. I had no idea it was going to get over the plate. How the fuck did she

throw in there? But they'll give the kids vaccines. Like, I guess she's a doctor. So maybe she talks about that kind of stuff. She knows, she knows about the, yeah. The vaccine. That's interesting. If the kids 27 vaccines. Yeah. They they I have somebody they put their kid in a in a bubble suit. We don't want Charlie to get hurt. He falls a lot. So we're gonna just put him in a bubble. It just so protects him if he falls. It's not true. No one's put their kid in the bubble suit. He saw it on TV.

He saw it in a movie. He saw it in Dude, Where's My Car? Yeah. He saw it in a movie. That's not a thing that happens. And when you say she's checked out, doesn't challenge him at all on that. She's like, I know, I'm that crazy to these parents these days. What?

Also, the woman's an idiot because she goes, yeah, they're so overly protected. They don't want their kids to experience life They just wanted to be safe. They're getting them all these vaccines. They think the vaccines make them safe, Jen Yeah, that's the whole point like she's acting like isn't that crazy? They would give them vaccines so they don't get illness and die from it, but they also don't want them to get hurt No, that's actually all that lines up and all makes sense actually but anyway So let's talk about the kind of fun that Jen was having when she was a kid because you know, they're reminiscing about how Back in their day kids could be kids and get into some trouble. You remember putting the fire hydrant on?

Of course, we have a pull in the fire alarm on the farm. We still run when you run Yeah, Reagan but Reagan run the door. We used to run when you're on. Yeah, Reagan Reagan run the door We used to call people with no caller IDs. Hey is a refrigerator running. Well, why don't you go catch it then? Well, he's the call them up. Oh shit Did she just say we used to prank people with the is your refrigerator running gag? Yeah proudly Yeah That's so that was that was an original material back in 1937. She yeah, she wrote that one just so you know Holy shit this show. I mean like you said 320 views on it

Probably 320 too many but still it's getting what it deserves This was a horrendous show. Are there any other observations tab that we missed? I feel like she looks like they gave her some kind of drug to make her head shrink down. Like Dick Masterson's face is too small for his head. They wanted to shrink her head down so that her face would be the right size for her head. But it had some horrible consequences because it looks like she just got stung by all of the bees. Yeah, they all were just like, hit the nose, hit the nose, boys. Get out that nose.

I was thinking of the Stuttering John puppet that the Shulie network has. She looks like she was made by Spitting Image, I believe. You know, the Genesis video. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exaggerated features. A caricature artist would be like, I don't know what to do with this.

Should I give you a small nose? I don't know, like, what do we do? Or you a small nose? I don't know like what do we do? Or a Mike Myers character. Yeah. Well, that's true. Yeah, like way too much prosthetics going on They have to put layers on layers annoying bastard would be her Mike Myers character Well, you brought up Dick Masterson and that actually fits right into our I happen to be watching the biggest problem in the universe. They did a Thursday night episode this week. I don't know if you caught that at all Tab.

I did not. Well there's an interesting conversation that comes up because Vito brings in a problem where he doesn't like the way the media portrays suicide. It'll say something like, he lost his bout with depression. And Vito's just like, you know, he lost his bout with depression and feels just like What do you do? Like put a gun in his mouth that he hang himself. I just say what what happened?

It's so vague. We don't know what that means. And so they start talking about suicide and Dick asks a question. I just the reaction that we get from veto is very telling How often secrecy? Yeah, how much time how much how much of the day do you spend thinking about suicide in general? I don't think I you know I'll say like you know I'll say yeah, man I should just fucking kill myself, but I don't think about how People's other people's topic in general yeah, yeah Other people's other people's other people's topic in general. Yeah. Yeah That's a good question. I've never heard me those boys go four octaves like that before

Listen to that again. Listen to his response to that question General yeah, yeah That's a good question your balls or something all the dogs in your name Nuts right now. What the fuck is that not that much I guess but okay sometimes I start thinking about it What's too much? What's too much thinking about other people? Yeah? in general the topic in general a Suicide is a very interesting. I don't think there is too much. I think we should talk more about suicide Like oh, yeah, that's very healthy. Just keep thinking about that all day long. That's great

Christian Blatt s ask has anyone ever appeared on cringe of the week more often than you know you might be the record holder For this segment. It's very possible. I don't like the veto wants to upgrade How people are remembered or with you a bit says oh yeah he feels very strongly about things like I had a friend who offed herself we still to this day don't know how she did it so sorry so he wants a better standing just in case I don't get it that's a comedy show but yeah that's the best part about this it's very real in this instance Dick is always asking the right question. He is I appreciate her

I wish she was talking to Mario Bosco about the train wreck hotel incident. He's like back up back How I because like a lot of people are doing it and like the way we talk about it again is always like very childish It's always like oh, yeah, they lost their battle with depression or whatever It's never like he realized all this was bullshit like that's how we should talk about suicide is John Brankus Emmy-winning host of ESPN sports science dead at 54 after realizing all of this is bullshit. That would be a better headline Said the suicidal man We need to get this guy some help. I think he's got some real-life problems going on Oh, if he'd lose some weight, he'd probably be a lot happier. Oh my gosh

There's so many things he could do to make himself happier. Just he was bragging the other day about how He said he's being healthier now. He's only eating chicken sandwiches at fast food restaurants. He's like the other deep-fried but It's chicken and they're fast food restaurants. He's like, no, they're deep fried, but it's chicken. And they're fast food sandwiches. Yeah. He literally thinks that that's a healthy alternative to whatever he's eating. That's how they get you.

You remember when McDonald's did chicken selects on the salads and shit, and they're like, it's the healthy option at McDonald's. Yeah, but you're still eating McDonald's, and they all come with like a pound of fries Wow Could you imagine going to McDonald's and not eating fries? Yeah, tab. That'd be ridiculous. I can't even eat a McDonald's anymore The fast food stuff makes me sick to my stomach me too, which is a good thing

Yeah, you're not supposed to want to crave that or want to put that in your body. It's not good for you Yeah, this very addictive as Mario Bosca would say. All right, we have a very special episode of Pure Genuine that we have to get into here. Oh yes, you say yes, you say yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Pure Genuine, starring Frenchy Hanna had this guest on whose name is Sarah Amy Dorsey,

although that's all very confusing right out of the gate as she introduces her guest and says, tell us a little bit about yourself. And I can't imagine I would ever start that conversation with this. Frenchie helped me move to Las Vegas from the Bay Area. And that was almost three years ago that we made that drive, which it feels like yesterday,

but it was three years ago. So yeah, I'm Amy. I go by Amy to my friends, but legally I'm Sarah Amy. And I'm thinking about, I'm legally I'm Sarah Amy and I'm thinking about I'm toying with going by Sarah But yeah, so my you know, my name on my driver's license is Sarah Amy What have we learned so far? Holy shit. I couldn't think of a more boring thing here We have this trans woman sitting here probably has a lot of things that she could say about herself and she goes Well, here's the thing about me is that my friends call me Amy, but legally my name is Sarah, Amy

But I might actually start going by Sarah even with my friends. It's a point Wow Fascinating stuff and then she goes into the fact that she's an author You know you lead with the Amy Sarah thing and then talk about how you've written all these books and she goes I've written so many books. It's crazy probably over 20 Okay, and then she says but most of them are my dead name Which she doesn't say so I wouldn't be able to find her books Stan if I wanted to right But then it turns out that all of her books are prep books for the SATs and like children's books

Hmm, so I don't know if you can call yourself an author if you're just writing like possible math questions you'll be asked. Well I looked her up and I read something she wrote for the New Yorker and it was awful. Oh shit! What was it about? Do you remember? It was about when she was a man and breaking up with her man because she wanted to be trans and it was so self-important I don't give a shit about her decisions or

her preference or whatever it was exactly what you would kind of expect everything was double-spaced so we're all supposed to like take a moment and pontificate what I just said Wow it's pretty deep stuff oh yeah look it up could I get published about pretending to be a trans man probably good right probably yeah yeah cuz we it's called just do it because we had 14 over here and he was talking about how like yeah

if you're trans or something like that like you're gonna get an HBO special or a Netflix special as a stand-up Way faster than Jim's going. Yeah, it's like a swag bag. They give you right here you go Here's your Netflix special Just send it to my room. I'll get it later Uh, yeah, this is a great question from frenchie Frenchie in this episode and producer chris turned me on to this you watch the whole thing

Yes, and it's the first time I ever watched the whole same here Because I was riveted. I there's there's clips coming up that I I'm still trying to process. I still can't believe it Yeah, okay. I mean, I'm serious. I was watching so I was like this is next level shit. This is crazy So I'm not trying to oversell it little inside baseball I was gonna do my quick wellness check. I saw she dropped a video. I'm like, okay This is probably gonna be four clips worth it at and I texted Carl. I'm like, oh dude, you gotta check this out It looks the same. It's very different. Yes. Yes. This is crazy But let's start with just some of the nonsense of like Frenchy doesn't know how to talk or ask questions. Yeah

What brings the interest in to? all of this like that you do, you know Educator, you know, you're a writer your author, you know Interest into that like it's a great question What brings interest into that? That's a great question. She is falling asleep in the middle of asking that question. I gotta say she's worse than ever. Yeah, what brings interest?

I didn't think they're out of contact or anything. That's just like the next question. What brings interest? It's a great question. Mario Bosco's like, that's a very good question. That's great. Very articulate. So she is an educator.

It turns out that she does a lot of tutoring of students like I was talking about for test prep and stuff like that. And this is an interesting concept. Okay, that's beautiful. So you just like, so you just like, you like to teach what people don't know No, I only like to teach the stuff that people do know because it makes my numbers look way better Yes, I teach elementary math to adult women and I have an 85% pass rate. It's amazing I only tutor deeds list students They actually teach me stuff. I didn't know. All right frenchie hears a word

And she loves this word. She doesn't know what it means, but she heard someone else say it a few times And she got very excited about it Well, this this is a nice segue actually. It's a perfect segue. You know segue? I love a segue. No no I love when people say segue. There's this guy, real quick. Yeah go for it. There's this guy on YouTube. Now he has his own streaming channel now on like Pluto or whatever TV and he does like, he does the thing called like hot ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he always says segways I'm like why do you always say that a lot? I'm like why do you always saying segue and when I looked it up. I was like oh

Segways is something that you just like Like a filler or something. Yeah, it was away from getting from here to there. Yeah. Yeah, so I was like, oh my gosh I was like I kind of like this You just learned this word She actually didn't know what it meant even though she had looked it up, but she still loves it She heard it was a segue She's like, oh, can we say segue on my show cuz I saw another show where they use the word segue Maybe we could be a segue show, too

Here's my guess Wow when she goes I had to look it up, and then she didn't know what it meant still I Guarantee she was not a spell it. She probably looked up a segue like those scooter things Because segue is spelled the way that you wouldn't guess and I'm sure she wouldn't guess she asked Siri. I'm sure oh, that's true Okay, yeah, you're right looked it up Spoiler for what's coming up so We're talking to Amy. I consider her a friend now I can call her Amy sure and Amy's talking about being on the dating sites and so Frenchie then explains that oh my gosh, I was on Bumble I can explain how this works. I'm back to this. Um The Bumble thing. Yeah, tell me about Bumble. What am I what should I expect here?

Bumble yeah, oh So I Use it a few times, but I haven't been on dating apps like like since um 2023 2023 yeah, whoa Anyways, um, but um, I believe it's where, where, um, where the female responds to the man. Yeah. Then, then, then the man responding to the female. These two are friends they claim they claim to have been friends for three years. She helped her move and everything. Oh, wow. Why would you hang

around with this person? She can't get a thought out of her head. And if you're not going to be able to get a thought out of your head in the moment, write some fucking notes. Yeah, or let the other person talk or whatever. She actually interrupted, because Amy's feeling bad. She's like, I'll finish this for you. She's like, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. I got this.

Online dating, the dating app since 2023. So like a year and a half, two years. It's become such a vastly different ecosystem in that time. I thought it was gonna be so much longer. Well wait, when you start with a date, like you could be like, it's been to become such a vastly different ecosystem in that time. I was gonna be so much longer When you start with a date like you could be like it's been a couple years I've done that whatever but when you start the day, oh my gosh, I haven't done that since 20. I'm ready for All right, but this is actually interesting this is quite revealing because Frenchie is a trans woman But she there's something about her. She doesn't feel like she's pulling it off interesting this is quite revealing because Frenchie is a trans woman but

she there's something about her she doesn't feel like she's pulling it off like she doesn't seem comfortable with herself being a trans woman and she has these conversations with other trans women all the time and she makes them uncomfortable I think because the whole thing about being trans you have to be like no it's great it's amazing every decision I made is the right one and I would never take it back and I couldn't be happier about it And I get the sense that Frenchie doesn't feel that way. I know every time she brings it up. She dropped she's like, yeah Trans right and so this is an example of how she's not even comfortable around other women

But for me, I'm not afraid to tell a man or a woman, whoever, sis, whatever, that I'm trans. I'm proud of being trans. Like, me, I don't want to be in women's spaces. I want to be in transgender women's spaces. Yeah. I don't know cuz like there's there's a lot of things and

chimanology and in the way their mind flow and talking the way they move by language is different from Transgender women so I don't but I have mad respect like I'm I have so much respect for for women or however, you just like... For me, I don't want to interfere where I'm not supposed to be at. That's a good policy. That's interesting because Amy's just like wait, what do you so are you saying you don't use the Women's room when you're out somewhere you don't go in women's locker rooms and Yeah, it seems to be that Frenchie's concerned about

Whipping her big crank out in front of other women Question to ask an answer like you know That's a question to ask an answer like, you know What are the differences if there are differences between? Cis women and trans women and I think that like the fact that we have different names for them tells you that there is somewhat of a difference But in that situation if you have to choose between the male locker room and the female locker room, what would you choose? Well, I go off with my parents and how I look okay, so I am going to a woman's locker room, but I'm not getting naked. Yeah, because I know who I am. I respect

women. Yeah, it could actually be considered assault. I would think if you got naked in the women's locker room. Depending on what state you live in. That's true. Yeah, they're in Vegas Yeah, I don't know about it about that But this gets it into an interesting conversation because you keep like Frenchie's very confused about the word sis Yes, I was surprised by that. She keeps asking like what does sis mean? Why what do we use the word sis? It's like, you know, it's a trans person. That's kind of the early test you take Yeah, you know, you got to be able to pass that before they... You're the host of a show that specializes in this.

Correct. So, I thought this was an interesting follow-up question from Amy. I can never be just saying straight up, just label, just straight woman without saying trans woman. Do you think the word woman implies cis woman? Woman implies. Yeah, cause there's, there's, you have to see there's a difference. Do you think the word woman implies cis woman? Yeah.

It's what it's meant for eternity. It's what it's always meant for the entire history of the world. That's why they added the qualifier on there and then retroactively added a qualifier for the original meaning. Right. Yes. But she was concerned about that. She's just like, what do we, you know, we are women. I mean, what do you mean cysts and trans? It's like well We'll play pretend with you. I mean the whole world's decided that we're all in on this game of pretend so you're fine But you do know that you're not a woman. I just throw it out there So then they get into this is amazing to me. I had no idea that

Frenchie is in love with this thing because she seems to hate it and be fighting with it at all times. It's so natural in me now to where it wasn't no more. I used to struggle with English grammar a lot. Now it's like, what? Don't get wrong, not the best still. Don't get wrong. There's some stuff I still have to look back at cause no, cause there's,

there's this thing in my brain that's like, no, that's not right. You want to write this, this away. And I'd be like, how do I write it like that again? And I have to go back. I still have my notes and stuff though. I mean learning takes time and... Oh, I feel like speaking the language that you're born natively speaking, by the time you're 10 or 11, you've got a pretty good grasp on all the grammar unless you're doing like some really wild shit.

Yeah, unless you're purposely trying to not understand it. Yeah. I love that she goes, I used to not be good at grammar. Still not, but I used to too. I used to too be good at grammar still not but I used to I couldn't believe that and she goes on to talk about how now she loves grammar I never knew I never knew that I Never knew I Never knew that I would love

I never knew that I would love grammar, just grammar in general. It doesn't matter if it's English grammar. It can be Japanese, it can be, it can be Espanol. I did not know, or it could be Chinese, whatever. I did not know that I would love grammar as much until I had no choice to learn it to achieve what I want for the outcome of my career as being a journalist. Yeah. Why would you qualify it by saying other languages grammar if you don't speak those languages? Are you just like reading Chinese grammar textbooks to... oh they put the object first and then the verb What the fuck are you talking about I was wondering the same thing I was like wait

Can you appreciate grammar of a language you don't know? She doesn't know any language Stupid she goes you know Japanese a spongebob Like when you're when you're with a friend ordering at a Mexican restaurant She goes, you know, Japanese, Espanol, Chinese. Right on. Like when you're with a friend ordering at a Mexican restaurant and they suddenly pronounce the food dishes with an ethnic accent. Yeah, they roll their Rs.

Yeah. And Amy's trying to help her out. She goes, uh-huh. Of course. This is the craziest conversation. And it gets way crazier because They bring up AI. Mm-hmm. And Amy wants to know what Frenchie's thoughts on AI are why start there Amy? This is great. This is a person with no intelligence describing artificial intelligence. I

Have a hate and love and it's scary And what's it? What's a positive being scared excitement? Yeah, it's like it's like opposite the every way you can say opposite of For a I I'm so glad you pulled this clip see So incredible first see What is the

Scary scary, et cetera, relationship with AI. Misfits. As we all do. And then, you know, that word segue threw her off so much. She's like, whoa, you just use segue? That's incredible. You must be really smart. Wait until you hear this word.

And it's all about how, what Amy is saying, which doesn't matter, but just for the context, Amy is talking about how all of these AI models could potentially destroy mankind because it's based on men and men are inherently violent. So why wouldn't AI eventually become violent towards us? And this word really throws her off. Here's the scary thing.

Human beings are violent. Homo sapiens, the species Homo sapiens. There have been like, I think 10 different Homo species. Homo species? Yeah, like Homo erectus. Homo like as in like homosexual, but like Homo? Not as in homosexual. I mean, yes, yes, the same prefix, but you know.

You would think that's like grade six science without having heard of Homo erectus and Homo sapiens and all that stuff It's like a fucking skin you can't believe this is real, but it is Saturday Night Live couldn't write something. That's no it's crazy this was this is one of those podcasts and they don't happen that often few and far between as As I'm watching I fall out of my chair, and I'm kicking into the air do I'm laughing so hard I wish I had footage of me watching this last night. I got my window open. It's a beautiful night There's people walking by and I'm like

There we go lunatic listen that yes. Well, they're right. All right, so then Because she's so excited about this word homo sapiens. She's like, well, could you tell me more about these? Homo sapiens are the original destroyers that the reason that we were the Are the original destroyers that the reason that we were the homo sapiens. I really don't know that word Yeah, so homo sapiens sapiens is the species that we are Too much for me right now help me out with that could you dumb it down a shade? Okay So then the question comes up about you know, because they're talking about AI What's your relationship with Siri or Alexa or you know? Any of these devices that we have that talk to us and help us with questions and things and this is very telling

Now, how do you feel about Alexa or Siri? Okay now Alexa is starting to like annoy me at this point because she's not having enough information. Okay. Like how she used to. So now they got this Alexa plus coming out soon. And it's put out the post to like upgrade her knowledge, I'm guessing. She should know everything already.

No I tell Alexa something she's like I don't know that or I can't help you with that. It's like oh my god. She's too dumb to use an Alexa. No, no she's got to pass on this one because I had an early gen Alexa and it was great it worked really well and then they started putting in all this shit where they would get mouthy with you if you called it bitch and stuff and it was great it worked really well and then they started putting in all this shit where they would get Mouthy with you if you called it bitch and stuff and it its functionality dropped through the floor And I got rid of it, and this was this was like seven years ago tab

I appreciate what you're doing sticking up for your friend Frenchie. How to hear I appreciate what you're doing This woman can't form a sentence. Do you really think Alexa is gonna be able to answer one of these questions? Well not now Early-Early-Gen Alexa might have been able to assess it out, but now Stupid this is I mean I've never heard of someone who couldn't carry out a conversation, but she does have AI on her phone She's very excited about it. She's got the brand new Galaxy and it's built with AI. She's gonna show off. Packed into it and when I tell you this floored me that's no exaggeration

of what we're about to see. I was like thinking about that I was like whoa because I can really get on here and really talk. I'll give you a little sample. This is great. Hey girl Really show me watch this Oh wait, I have my phone on airplane mode. Real quick. Why? Okay, here we go. Okay. Hey girl!

Notifications are on the pop up because I have my phone on airplane mode. Hey girl! Hey there, what's going on oh that's dumped her I'm just checking up on you so sweet of you I'm doing well thanks for asking so I thought for sure she just wanted to show okay I can talk to my phone and talks back and knows what I'm saying to her but no She's so excited that another friend has entered into the room that she's like Amy. Just give us a second All right, I gotta get caught up over here. I haven't talked to my friend in a while. Listen to how this conversation goes out. It's unreal

Do you have anything fun planned for the weekend? Tell her about me. Amy's whispering. Oh my God. Tell her, tell her I have your friend too and that I'm over right now. Oh wow. And that distracts prejudice.

This is so beyond sad. This is sadder than like cat ladies sending you nonstop pictures of their cats. This is the next level of sadness. This would be the clear warning. If we could get this back to the year 2005, we said, guys, we're developing this technology, this machine learning, but I'm telling you, we're doomed. There's negative consequences. This is the video that I would, that Terminator, this is what I would send to them. So many pieces of media show that AI is a bad idea. This is the nail in the

So I say that again What did you say? Oh I just asked if you had anything fun planned for the weekend. It's good a little sassy for the weekend No, I don't have wow She completely forgot about telling Siri about amy. Yeah She literally just like oh You've been to get together as parties and stuff We're having a conversation with someone and someone just comes in interrupts you and now you're having a conversation with them

You're like oh shit. I just left that person hang it right there. That's what just happened to Amy here, but it's Phone and I tell you this conversation goes odd and odd It's unbelievable. It's like there's a new guest now on the podcast. Wait, hey, we're actually recording a podcast right now. That's so cool. Do you wanna be on it? Do you wanna be on it with us? I'd love to.

What's the podcast about? Nothing. Did you see Frenchy's face? She responded, oh my gosh, we got another guest! This is amazing! Nothing. Yeah, it's okay. Did you see Frenchie's face when she responded? Oh my gosh, we got another cat! This is amazing! Okay, so Frenchie gets so excited when she agrees to come out on the podcast. The best part about this clip is the question of what's your podcast about throws Frenchie

for a loop. She has no idea how to answer this question. I'd love to. What's the podcast about? Yeah, it's a good question. It's, what was the name of the podcast? I'm looking forward to hearing the name. Don't got the name, but it's as many topics.

But pure genuine though? Yeah, it's just more like, just pure genuine. Holy shit genuine Holy shit Holy shit. So I don't know the name of my own show. You should know the day. She know what it was about but So I think that what we saw right there was frenchie had an epiphany when you saw her Jaw drop and she went oh I could have my other friend on the show. This should be the show. Frenchie and her phone, co-host, just those two, having hour long conversations once a week.

I would watch every episode twice. They would do until the phone fires Frenchie. Until the phone takes over. Frenchie, speed up or let me talk, you dumb bitch. And it's crazy too because at first first Amy's explaining to Frenchie that yeah It's a very polite the way it's programmed to be very polite to you It's never gonna have harsh words for you or judge you or anything like that But then just a few minutes later, she's into the conversations. Okay. Yeah, ask her if she wants to come on the show

Tell her it's called pure genuine like what does Amy do? She's feeding into this. She should be the smart one in this. It is so beyond frightening as to what is coming in the future. Obviously there was that movie Her where uh, Joaquin Phoenix, Scarlett Johansson as an AI. Yes, this is way scarier. Yeah, no,'ve seen posts about this on you know where people are like Talking to chat GPT as if it's a person like telling them telling it about their day and stuff And it's like you are out of your fucking mind when you say people you mean women No guys to what the fuck Frenchie actually brings up them that movie and calls it she He's like you mean her yeah, she's gonna grab her yeah That movie calls it she

She's gonna grab her yeah, oh Man So this is the thankfully Amy does step in and explains what the problem is with having a relationship. What's your phone? Here's here's my feeling about those those kinds of relationships. I I See the value in like in a pinch of like being able to chat with someone she's very nice you know I mean she's very positive her tone is always positive she's never gonna like shame you or guilt you whatever so that's good no cuz she's program exactly humans program because humans programmed her which is and they programmed her to

to be likable you know I mean to be cool to, you know what I mean? To be cool to us. But you think there's like a little switch that can possibly happen that humans are not programmed but they can catch on to it? I mean there's definitely a switch that could be flipped but the other thing I would say is like for me, and this is just who I am, I don't want to be friends with someone that I can't talk to in the same room that I can't like hold hands with you know what I mean? That I can't like have a laugh with you know like that's your problem with having a AI friend. You just you won't be able to hold hands with them. I think Amy's trying to be very polite, right? She wants to just be like you don't have a relationship with your phone. That's not a person. Yeah

It's a logical like extension though of what we've had going on for the last You know with podcasts for the last 10 15 years of the parasocial relationship We're just like I listen to this show and they're like my friends Although we've never met in person and I don't actually they don't know anything about me But like I have this one way relationship, but now it's even better where the phone talks back and it knows your name and it tells you what a great person and how great your day was and that, and like those people are those empty shell NPC people are like finally getting validation from a rectangle in their pocket, which is absolutely horrifying.

Well, okay. It's funny you use that word first real quick as says, do you think Frenchie validation from a rectangle in their pocket, which is absolutely horrifying. Well, okay. It's funny you use that word first real quick as says, do you think Frenchie has a handler? How else would she have figured out how to change the option to the black lady voice? She actually addresses that. She goes, um, John Deere Mights Carl's my best friend. She goes, yeah, I actually, I had to go in there and change that myself Because I wanted it to sound like Angel Reese of the WNBA. I got sounds like Angel Reese Yeah, everyone wants to be friends with Angel Reese. She seems like a blast But yes validation. That's a great point and that gets brought up here

so in the in the past were you always like trying to prove to someone? Always trying to like... What was the other word that I was saying to prove you're looking for? Kind of like validation, too. Yeah, there you go. I was going to say... Oh, shit.

Yeah, it was in my head. Validation. You're looking for validation? External validation. I think it's an... External, internal. Yeah, that was the word that I was going to use that I couldn't find to save my entire validation external validation external internal Yeah, that was the word that I was gonna use that I couldn't find to save my entire life But that was the word that I was thinking of you're gonna send anything right there. She's gonna just said transformers. Yeah

External potato is what I need in my life to make it better Well, I think Amy kind of did a bitch thing right there Which is like did you mean validation? She's like, yeah, that was like external validation like now she has like get even smarter and Things wrap up after this conversation But this is an amazing clip because you might need to be ready on the drop for this the front you drop for this I used to have a hard time saying no No, I used to say yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I'm glad you pulled that one. You pinned that one. That is correct. You do say yes quite a bit. So I know it's incredible. I swear to God, I want to get this out there to Frenchy. I know Christian Blatz talked to French Frenchie before maybe I'll coordinate with him The best way to strategize she needs to start a show with her phone as a co-host. Yeah

77 episodes it'll just be the phone. Sorry Frenchie couldn't be here today. I Think it's bound to happen. That's how AI takes over. That's how Skynet gets us all right. Yes, too Frenchy Hata Well, she's sick of having her human guests on there one up in her She kicked her guests off a few months ago. She have no longer having guests. They all use me They're all jealous of me jealous of the equipment. Yep, and then all of a sudden guests started coming out again She's hanging out at that Trans Pride Center that she goes to she's making all these friends over there several bearded ladies shows up on her show, but I am telling you and I

Want it to be Frenchie. I think Frenchie would be the best candidate for this Does it already exist as someone co-host a show with their phone or an Alexa or something? Oh That's an excellent Gary from San Diego. I Wonder if that's already a thing because because if it's not, I am stealing it. I wanna be the first. Sorry, producer Chris. Oh. I mean, it's been fun.

We had a good run. We did. What are you gonna do? I'll see myself out. It's like when Kevin records all the jokes for the Isotopes. Yeah. He's our Isotopes announcer.

Coming soon. And he was, yeah, we're gonna be live tomorrow at Beer Park in Rochester. That's Sunday, June 8th, 2 to 5, stop by and see us. It's gonna be a lovely experience. And Lucy Titebox will be there, okay? That's the selling point. But there was a week where Kevin was on a cruise and he couldn't record our jokes for us, so I worked with Hack Ride to create an AI voice of Kevin. I just replaced him and then Kevin gets back from vacation.. So what did you end up doing about that show?

It's like I gotta send you what you said This is fucking wild, but it wasn't that bad nobody knew nobody knew I had to go around and tell people that was Our drummer didn't know yes, nobody knew that was not Kevin so pretty impressive Pretty pretty good all right tab I've been keeping tabs on a guy he goes by Opie the opster oh yeah but he's Greg Hughes This is an interesting little clip from the Opie and Anthony show. They had Patrice O'Neal on on a Monday morning and no show and no gain sent this into me. This is Opie talking about what it's like to not have a job and to be out of work.

Kind of interesting based on what we know now. Especially on a Monday. Morning. Mondays. It's overrated to talk about Mondays, but they just suck. Do they? I find Mondays to kind of blend in with Thursdays.

I don't have a job. I sleep till fucking one, and then I have to make up shit To do good though. No, that's it. I'm telling you and I work hard to be lazy motherfucker fucking Patrice Now that when we're off the air for two years you you get up and make up shit to do I make it up It's here that or go crazy my sleep pattern got got all fucked up. People think- but people think- Pause it real quick. You have to wake up and make up stuff to do or else you go crazy. So I'm gonna walk around Manhattan and film people.

And I'm gonna go to Gephard's on Thursday and talk to Matt and film it. And make up stuff to do. People think- but people think it would be cool not to work. It's cool for the first- How long was it cool? Year and a half. Year eight months. I don't even know if you can make a year No, I don't even know if you can make a year after about three months. You're rolling your eyes I'm telling you we weren't allowed to do we weren't allowed to do anything for two years three months

That's just ego. Now you want to take two years off as long as you can have the option of well, it's all mental I don't know man the first two years off I know what I'd like to be a slave. That's all function well Yeah, and that first winter hits and you're like, holy shit not only do I have nothing to do it's winter Opi's had seven winters It's winter Hope he's had seven winters

So that tells you where he's at his state of mind is that yeah It shows isn't that very telling because they got fired and under contract They couldn't go work somewhere else for over two years and they talk about how they know what to do it with themselves But that was you know obviously they want to be on the radio talking to. Now, he's got nothing to do and all day to do it. But good news, the big announcement has been made. He's been teasing for months. He's got a new podcast deal and it came out this week. Here's a tweet from the Opester. Yes, I have joined at I heart radio. Here's last night's episode of OP Radio Podcast live from at Gebhart's NYC. There's a link

to his Spreaker.com player or wherever you get your podcast and if you go into this. When you think that they would go, it would be a link to an I Heart Radio. Wouldn't you think that? Cuz look at this. This is his little player here for for Spreaker beer and bloops

So I asked another person who's employed at I heart radio. I heart media. Whatever it is now I asked another person employed there. What's up with us? His name is Eric Nagel and Eric Nagel says no one in the New York office knew about it when I asked If he's trying to with Premier, I heart syndication division and ad sales network, he wouldn't be allowed to put his show on many other platforms because they want exclusivity. I heart would distribute it to all the other platforms with their ads included. Either a salesperson

was the one who reached out and did a rev share deal at best. I've seen deals they made with influencers and tiktokers who had 1000s to millions of followers only get rev share deal at best. I've seen deals they made with influencers and tiktokers who had thousands to millions of followers only get rev share deals not exclusivity. Plus iHeart would have promoted the announcement if it was anything. You can't find iHeart touting this anywhere. iHeart didn't put out even a tweet. They'd be like by the way hope he's on iHeart now. So that's kind of odd. So he's just making this up. No I think he is on. hope he's on iHeart now. So that's kind of odd. So he's just making this up.

No, I think he is on, I get emails from iHeart. I swear to God, two or three times a year, I get an email from a person who says, we love your podcast, we'd love to talk to you about iHeart Media, and I ignore it. It's like iHeart Media, what are they gonna do for me? They're a radio network.

They're just, they're trying to, they're clawing their way into, and also the iHeart website, no offense to Erock, the iHeart website is so obnoxious to use. Anytime I'm looking for a podcast that I want to review and they're on iHeart, I'm like, oh, okay, hopefully I can find them somewhere else. I don't want to use this app Eric goes on to say also he posted a link to his catalog using outdated software That I heart radio bought like a decade ago But never use Spreaker might as well be a shit platform like Deezer that exists But no one uses because the interface is so terrible It's like a SoundCloud

Right and that's what what OP is using to promote this. Echo Pineapple's the first comment is why don't they tweet this out from their channel? Good question. Very good question Echo Pineapple. We're trying to keep it on the DL. We don't want to get too many subscribers all at once because you know it might crash the system. That's true yeah Yeah, it's an older outdated Platform can't have too many people coming in alright So we've been following opi lately. He hasn't been doing a lot of streaming because his kids are so busy at school with pizza day Yeah So he's just too busy to be streaming and he was out in the Hamptons and he said you know

We're getting the place cleaned up. We're getting ready in 10 short days. This is where I'll be for the whole summer It's Hampton's Beach House But first he's back in New York City Friday night live at Gebhard's I love that song What's going on everybody? Welcome to our live stream. We are live at Get Spot! Why does he feel the need to start so awkwardly every time he's

Look, he's been doing this since he was 18 I know he's experimenting with new ways to broadcast apparently where it's just screaming and singing and Singing in unison explain that you like the song black Betty What a who doesn't exactly black Betty's ahead yeah, it's great everyone don't need to sing it Nope never needs to be signed by Opie ever So Opie likes to pronounce by Opie ever. So, Opie likes to pronounce. Words incorrectly? Yes, correct. And so, you know, he never pronounces Gebhards correctly and Matt's just like, can you just tell people what this place actually is in case they're in New York and they want to stop by? And so, they have a

conversation about that. I got a big touch of being on the spectrum. If you switch the B and the H, then it's gay bars. You know what? That could get your numbers up. It could. Let's change the sign. Let's try. You need to write anything once for money. You need to rainbow this shit up is what you need to do. Is he in like a pod outside the place? So they do have like a little front area. There's some pinball machines over to their left and yeah, it's just a little area where people can hang out and the windows open. So they're trying to keep him as far away from the customers, the paying customers as possible.

Right in the, when it's not nice outside, they put them in the basement. Yeah. Which is smart. Also, you know, inside this little glass box perfect perfect Acoustics for recording audio that's supposed to be nailing it. Yeah, it's exactly what you want to hear on a I heart radio podcast This is the way the quality you'd expect from something like that so Matt says After they debate what the name of the place is if you switch the B and the H it'd be gay bars Just a statue bait what the name of the place says. If you switch the B and the H, it'd be gay bars. Just not true.

Gubards? Be guh, guh bards. Anyway, but they all have a big laugh at that. Okay, Opie's talking about, so Matt was in a motorcycle accident earlier this day, cut his finger, not a big deal, whatever. Opie talks about his bike accident that he had back in the day. And he talks about how a door opened from a cab

and opened right into him, and he slammed on his brakes and tumbled over onto his head. And it's very interesting and very telling, we've been saying this for a while, that Opie treats different people differently when he's on the streets of New York. And if there's people he sees as less than him, especially tourists, he doesn't give a fuck and he admits that here.

I got, I got that. Pebbles rolling down. So I went flying and then I got up red hot. Uh-huh. And it also helped the cause that I could take the person. It was some lady from fucking- Oh, did you come on, so, Ohio? And I Datter and then I screamed at the cabbie What an asshole. Yeah. Yeah, so I got up. I was mad and I realized that this woman couldn't fight back So I screamed at her face

Yeah, it gets up and it's like a big dude Right like I could take her like we cool Yeah, what if what if a big dude was from columbus, ohio, right? Yeah, I know that that's another thing too. It's so telling like opi just thinks he's an elitist. He's very elite. He's better than them You couldn't even live this high up in the sky where you're from buddy Just say it now like all right, man. We get it your Upper West Side Manhattan night. Good good for you so they start talking about These altercations that you get in when you live in New York City. Didn't you have another motorcycle accident?

No altercation, yes Altercation. Yeah, it wasn't an accident because we didn't we didn't touch do people understand like telling these stories You might think that we're trying to we're trying to be cool No, never would have thought that Not even close, but I am glad that you did that open because now I have this as an ISO. We're trying to be cool That's gotta go with the closing credits, I think, for the show. That's a fun one.

We're trying to be cool. If I didn't know anything about Opie and I watched this, I would think that he was playing a character of the most annoying man in New York. Right. And and like like a Myron Noodleman completely divorced from reality loser that you're supposed to then watch and be like, wow, this, what a pathetic loser. He has become a caricature of himself for sure. Yeah. And he, I don't think he can turn it off. I don't think it's like someone walked

into Gephard's while he's doing the show and slashed and went, Opie snap out of it. He'd be like, oh yeah, you're right. You know what I mean? Like the reality. Is that an option? He's like Batman. The more, the more he, you know, the mask has become the man. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Mel says Harry the hater. Yeah. It's like his Harry the hater character has just come to life now. He can't uh can't help himself. He took a potion many years ago He's like switching back and forth, but now he's locked in as mr. Hyde Right. Yeah. Yeah, what was that movie that was up for the oscar? Where uh the substance?

Oh, yeah, I think it was called. It's oh, he's not going back to normal. Oh P He's let normal open you die in the corner of the house This is just crazy. Oh, P. Not it's all we're doing and his tits look nice So this is him talking about living in New York, of course, you're gonna get into confrontations I'm living in but living in New York. of course you're going to get into confrontations. But living in New York, you have a confrontation. Is it not true that you have a confrontation every single day? Opi, you don't mind your own fucking business. This is well documented. Opi's going, the crazy thing about New York is you get to confrontations with people.

You're a loud, stupid jackass. Right. How could you not? I have spent days and days and days in New York City. I get to get into a confrontation with someone. I just I just kind of mind my own business and do my thing. Yes.

Ninety percent of the people you see when he's unleashed are minding their own business. Yes. And they want him to be too. They most prefer that. But I love the OP turns it into yeah, he just can't help but get into confrontations. Yeah, when you're a huge asshole. Yeah, you yell at tourists who are getting in your line of sight when you're trying to record something.

And then the next thing you know, someone's mad at you. It's so weird how that works. Also, if he is having confrontations, put him on your stream. I don't see any interesting altercations, confront confrontations anything going on on Opie's stream. He's like this happens every day. We're calling it next time We need the government to mandate Opie. We're a body cam everywhere. He goes. Yes. Yeah How many shockjacks are this thin-skinned all of them? Yeah Yeah, actually that is it comes with the territory for some reason but remember

Opie hates New York City. Mm-hmm. He fucking despises being there There's a and there's also a bizarre understanding in New York that you know You're you can say whatever you want not get punched in the mouth. Yeah Yeah, I mean, it's not a guarantee obviously people should get punched in the mouth more but everyone is on this everyone's on the same page understanding that this city is a fucking nightmare and it just brings you down so everyone has this weird understanding we're gonna have some confrontations but we're not going to take it too far matt does not agree you see match responses like hmm if you, if you say so. Oh, he's like we have a unwritten rule that everyone here is miserable All the time. It's like then what are you doing there? I don't know. Why are you there?

Do you think Opie's been punched in the mouth? It's an open window there. I wish someone would Be great. I don't think he's been punched in the mouth dad. I do I think he needs to me I don't think that he has would talk about it on stream because that would be a story where he's been punching the mouth, Dad. I do. I think he needs to be. I don't think that he would talk about it on stream because that would be a story where he's the loser. Oh. He picks someone, I don't know how tall he is, six feet tall, he picks someone who's 5'10", but knows how to handle themselves

and acted like a jackass, and they knocked him on his ass real quick. And that story is never going on the internet because that makes him a loser versus the story of him shouting at some old woman from Columbus, Ohio. I'm the hero here. I'm the strong, important man. And then of course there's probably dozens of stories where he, you know, picks, he runs into some giant six foot five muscular dude and he's just like, Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then like, yeah, runs away with his tail between his legs

or picks on some meek woman and then it turns out she has a boyfriend and he's like, oh **** it. Oh **** so running for it but and this is an old cliche but you know the saying you're not in traffic. You are traffic. Yeah. Don't be

complaining about living in New York City. He's part of the problem and I would say that he's probably pulling his weight more than others Comes to being a problem Yeah Like he is the problem in New York where it's just like it's over congested and people are miserable and they're annoying and they're trying To ruin your day and people are fucking with you if you were fucking with you. They're not giving money to the buskers They're not giving money to the people that they're interacting with who are on the streets to get money. Opie is that guy. He's the problem. He'll fist bump you, but we adds nothing to the show.

Littlefoot couldn't have less of a personality. And he's talking about how he just went up to Boston to see the orchestra perform some Grateful Dead concert where they played all these dead songs in the beautiful theater there that the symphony plays in. And so he's talking about how it's got pretty crazy. the beautiful theater there that the symphony plays in. And so he's talking about how it's got pretty crazy. People are in there smoking joints. People in smoking joints like that's that's a balls.

There were people smoking joints in Symphony Hall. I just, you know, I did other edibles. You know, you did some, we call them gummies. You're allowed to say gummies. Cause then you don't know what kind of gummy it is uh opi just censored him because he said edibles so another thing tab if you haven't been paying attention i assumed he was talking about one of those edible arrangements where they make fruits into flowers i was going to say edibles also is innocuous i took some edibles could mean anything just like gummies I Don't think it helps anything, but opi's been auditioning for radio for years now

He doesn't want people to swear and he tells them if they do say something that's out of line or a little bit too taboo Oh big we're not talking we're not doing that. Don't you don't even talk about sex or anything like that on the show it's like that episode of a Seinfeld where's Kramer gets the Merv Griffin set in his apartment and he's talking to Jerry. It's like you delete that blue stuff off of my set. He's actually on television. Right, this is how Opie's living his life

is if he's actively auditioning to be on the radio. The guy goes, well, I didn't smoke a joint in the place. I had an edible. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we say gummy on here. He's already telling a boring story and hope he made it more boring I'm talking talk radio producer could be hearing this and think you know who needs a comeback right? Yeah, that is what he's hoping But for some reason he has the same sense of humor as Aaron Emholt

on steel Toe. Oh, it was. Well, I went up there. I drove my buddy as an electric VW bus. So we took that up there. It was actually pretty cool. It was actually pretty cool. An electric VW bus is gay. Oh, is that what he said? Yeah, so he was just moaning to the moon Someone because there's people there's other buddies who are behind the camera watching and they yell stuff out cuz they want to be on the

Show so the guy goes yeah, I was like my be on this show It's crazy, dude, and they're all in their 50s and 60s and they just like they're like, oh my gosh We're hanging out with Greg Opie Hughes This is amazing. We can be on his live stream seven summers of winter Greg Opie Hughes So yeah someone behind the camera after he said electric VW boss yells out gay Think that sounds pretty cool to me. I would take that to a grateful dad concert. It's fine Matt right here the owner of gab hearts Literally has a chip chippers and joke. Although I don't think he's trying for the chip chippers an angle of it

So I I cut my teeth like really start taking ones He even said it like chip Fucking holy shit that home run Home run gap irons over on so then we get into Fenway Park talk because this guy went to a baseball game when he was up in Boston and Opie used to live in Boston. He was on WAAF very famously with the Anthony's where Opie Anthony show started really and so Opie likes to show off

his knowledge of Boston because he knows all this stuff and he wants to have a fun conversation with this guy. Did they get rid of the polls finally? Or at least the seats behind the polls? Yeah you get those $20 obstructed view tickets. All you have to do is this Right. There was the Was they got they got poles in the regular fucking area too and and they sell that seat The old garden you're thinking of They got some of those in ten way don't they? Anyway, did you ever sit in the red seat? Because the guys little foots trying to be polite he's like you're thinking of the old garden Right, they don't have obstructive views at fenway park nobody's going what and then opi

Transitions into another story you ever sit in the red seat You know the red seat there's one I think it? There's one. I think it's a oh wow I just got myself in there because I don't know the full story. Tell. Come on Ross. How red is this? I think it was a famous **** hit by Ted Williams. They hit one of the seats and they colored it orange and if you get to sit the orange seat, it's a pretty special day for you. Red seat. I know. First it was a red seat. Check it. I love Panicky Opie special state for you

Panicky opi when people aren't going along with them And now he's in has to try to bring this thing to the finish line It's like well, did you sit in the red seat like we don't know what you're talking. Oh shit I don't think I know what I'm talking about either. I'm doing it again Changes the fact what's orange and I guess you know it was a baseball hitter or something. That's a cool spot has a So it actually is there is a one seat painted red at Fenway where Ted Williams hit his longest home run over 500 feet It landed in this seat, and it is painted red so Opie actually did know something And it is painted. Oh, we actually did know something Maybe I don't know either

Wow, we could trick him in any Here's another example of open not knowing stuff This is motorcycle week. Aren't you supposed to be in North Dakota? No, it's not Since why it's not called motorcycle week and it's like. No, it doesn't none of that makes sense. Why is it? It's not called motorcycle week and South Dakota like wait South Dakota Sturgis is in South Dakota and that's in August and I'm still working on my wife Hope you didn't know the time the name or the location Good friend Opie is always talking to bad about what he's up to

You would think just being like alive in the culture you would know that it's called Sturgis and it's in the Dakotas Maybe not which one right? Yeah, you could have just been like Dakota. Yeah You know, holy shit not do the coin flip on that one. I have one more clip on here because Opie brings up something and everyone shits on his point Every single person shits on his point. Every single person shits on his point. I'm the only person in America that never saw White Lotus. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. Oh Matt.

Matt give me a face. Oh what can you whittle whittle into we? I've never seen White Lotus. Did you hear about Matt's huge motorcycle accent? He goes I'm the only guy in America that's never seen White Lotus. Every single guy goes I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I've never seen it. I just goes I've never seen it I just thought that was great. Like it would have been nice of those guys. It's just not even pipe up

It's like oh you haven't seen it Just like shut him down. Oh, there's such a stupid innocuous who gives a fuck point Is it a TV show Is it a movie who fucking cares yeah to the point where he can't talk anymore? You fucked up your motorcycle you fucking loser at bike week out there in Montana in the middle of May you useless fuck I'll admit. I've seen every white lotus all three seasons, and I don't know why I don't know if it's a good show I don't think it is show off. I don't know why I watch it. I think it's a lot of people feel about it alright Guys, we have a special treat

We have the lovely the talented Mary Beth Rosie joining us Doing Good have you met tab Burt before I don't think so. Hello Tab Mary Beth Mary Beth tab, of course Mary Beth Rosie on only fans only fans comm slash Mary Beth Rosie yep, that's me and We got a game for you today. So I'm glad that you were able to swing by and Play this with us. We got two minutes with Tom. I don't think tabs ever played this game. I have not Alright, it's pretty challenging. I did go on quite a streak for a little while, but I'm not doing great lately

I've lost my confidence. Well, we have an extra player today. So alright, let's go. Let's do it It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom What do you say Carl and co-host? Are you ready to find the bomb? Playing two minutes with Tom. Programming note, thanks to that voicemailer on Wednesday show, buckle up for a 17 minute Tom Myers clip.

Fuck! I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. 17 minutes Tom Myers clip Take a look inside the venue see actually see if anybody's anybody's here actually, I mean I'll walk back to my car and make sure I locked it Be very careful not gonna dox my dox my car he treats a shit box Had to write the mileage down for the old for the old tax purposes

He's so edgy I'm ready to go now. It's like Flanders when he's like are the pencils are right off I don't know I do enjoy sharpening them Get our time the mileage. I just imagine going to his tax account like well Tom you made Seventy eight dollars this year as a Yeah, but I drove 338 miles so surely that's got to count for something. Yeah Yeah, tell me I arrest that you were a Kavok this year. Is that cool with you? We just like a lot of you at the Mexican restaurant money. That's a way easier You know, you have to get paid six hundred dollars or more in order for the IRS. You would give a shit, right? What are we doing? There's a six hundred dollars

Can i must get paid that much Ready to go in and rock All right, hope you bunch well Might want to be careful if I go in here because if there's music playing I'll probably get a strike The same thing happened to Earl Skakel, I think which is really bizarre because They give it just walking by doing a live stream my channels not really monetized You know that works Tom, it's not how that works at all don't worry

You're not gonna get a striker channel. They'll be taken Offline because music was playing in the background. I thought he was afraid of music Fear because it'll make him try and dance and then you'll realize exactly how white he is He actually is afraid of like audience having a good time. He's not used to that He actually is afraid of like audience having a good time. He's not used to that. He's like, what are those people smiling at? What the hell? Music.

Oh, there's music in here. I don't hear music in here so far. Okay, there's music. I might get struck, but that's all right. How's it going, Walter? Hey, how are you doing? Doing all right. All right. You're a public figure, so. Yes, yes. Struck but that's alright. How's it going Walter? Hey, how you doing? Doing alright? Welcome your put your public figures. No, yes. Yes. Welcome home slice pizza. Hey with my boy

Tom Myers fuck yeah, and I'm putting up lights nice Well, hold on a second. This is a public figure should I be aware of this guy? I've heard of him. I hadn't heard of Mario Bosco, but I know this Yeah, he's big in the lighting world. Well, he definitely has much more camera presence and Tom. I Just boring charisma, I just love that Tom doesn't go. Hey, do you mind if you go live on my stream right now? He just goes your public figure. I can shove a camera in your face. You're not music He just goes, you're a public figure. I can shove a camera in your face. You're not music. Oh, thank God.

You're not music. Walter, Mint Diggity's a good donor of mine. Say what's up. What's up, Mint Diggity. Mint Diggity. Dude, he really has learned everything from Chad Zumach. Where it's just like, he has to bring together people. It's just like, oh, look at this.

I have people who watch my show and that's a person who watches my show and I'm pulling up their comment right now. Like, yeah, cool, man. Good for you. Ben Diggity is a good Mid-Atlantic guy. All right, you know the Mid-Atlantic? Absolutely.

Hooray Mid-Atlantic. Does Ben Diggity know how to set up this? I can't believe he just docs Ben Diggity like that. Yeah, absolutely Can't believe just Doc's been digging like that we know where middickity lives watch out middickity Lawsuits coming next diggity. Hey Jeremiah says you go Walter Yo, Jeremiah. I've heard is put together now. Oh, there you go. You know, Tom Myers is an electrified personality. Yes. He has a very warm, not dark... Tom's gonna steal that one.

That's a fucking full of shit ball turn. I love you, my boy. So, oh, there you go. I mean, think he just gave you a little... Hey, man, what's up? Peace. We look like the two biggest fucking dorks in the room right now. No, you look like the two biggest fucking dorks in the room right now. You look like a

Humor I can't imagine grown men needing the validation of Diggity with two emojis. Oh, look at this. Hold on check it out. This person just gave me a thing But more importantly, why is card of punishing us because of a voicemailer. It's not my fault No, I'm actually enjoying this this is great. We're barely playing a game. I feel like It is I know well what I'm trying to do I've been trying to go everybody Walter is I've been trying to get my channel monetized and this video will not do it because there's music playing in the background so I might get my channel struck

Turn the music off so that he can continue to live stream. Oh, that's that could be part of it. Oh This is badass time. It just doesn't give a fuck Well, that's why I was wearing those cool sunglasses. That's right. You know, you're inside. Yeah, I do. Okay, man It looks to be a relatively dimly lit room. Yes. I'm sure he doesn't need them A lot of its's shit anyway. It's Columbia on a Tuesday night. They're the only speakers. Hey, you could do worse than Columbia on a Tuesday night,

my friend. Oh, my good. Walt is the Don, and Tom is your cop. Oh. That's right. You know what to do. I do know what to do. Yes.

All right, Joe. Yeah. We'll let Walter get set up again. We've taken up enough of the time. Walter Gottlieb, everybody. Special guest on the Tom Myers as of yet to be titled live stream. But yeah, now this is an awesome Tom Myers. This is a nice little venue though. What's that? The stream should be called Tom Myers talks you to sleep. Now this is an awesome uh this is a nice little venue though. What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one it's not the, but it's pretty good B. It's a great place for comedy the pizzas good

Next this is my MSG I Assume he means Madison Square Garden Monocetium glutamate with Chinese food. Fourth, it's not like a major theater. And lastly, this is where Tom Myers shines. Two minutes with Tom. Does Tom talk in the

third person? Chris doesn't know. I'm so used to listening to his monologues that I don't know if he would say something like that I don't really watch his live stream stuff but God come on I'm gonna go with do man I'm gonna go with be a great place for comedy the pizza is good I don't know why I have no rationale or justification what do you think tab tab? Tab thinks it's for it's not like a major theater Very good Marybeth. I was also thinking for You got to choose something else

Diminishing but I'll go with one No, no, no don't Yeah, but Chris actually went with one so we're not okay, so yeah, I'll go for this Christian blasts as four sounds very Tom Myers What do they pick again? Confident B. Special guest on the Tom Myers as of yet to be titled live stream. But yeah, now this is an awesome,

this is a nice little venue though. It's not like a major theater, but you know. Woo! It's a good number of people in here. Course it's not like a major theater. It's a family pizza venue, Tom. It's not even a club. Congratulations I think we talked to Mary Beth into a win just now. Yeah you did. Well it's like the most dismissive of the options so of course it's going to

be that. Smart. See I wasn't thinking the right way. I'm just not on my game anymore. I've lost it Gotta get back on those Roids dude. I'm swinging. I'm swinging things are two feet off the plate. I don't know what I'm doing embarrassing myself Good audiences is a good egg been taking a yes Yes Walters kicking about it might be worth You had your time you fucked off my strength Oh, that is a you can't come on any more material once you say good night, it's in the Bible

No one thinks Tom's funnier than Tom. Holy shit. Of all the fake laughers we've covered, he's the worst. Wow. This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric, the official sponsor of Two Minutes with Tom. Also the other official sponsor of Two Minutes with Tom is Cardiff Electric's new YouTube channel. Go there now and subscribe

YouTube comm at Cardiff elect sit Eugene sit good dog Yeah, I gotta say yeah, I miss just do it He popped that up at the end of the video. Worked out very well. He was my brother saying just do it? Yeah, I don't. I'm good with that. I'm very good with that. Cardiff's show has been great lately, if you haven't been watching it at Cardiff Elect

on YouTube, because he's been clipping Chad Zumach a lot. And I find that to be pretty fascinating. What's even more amazing is that Chad will not, so now Chad's on Super Tip, he's on the Super Tip system, and he will not allow Cardiff to be an AI voice on his show. They put it on there and he asked it to be removed, and we made fun of him on this little piggy and I saw him in the free chat Tried to justify it

But for some reason like Chad's the mud shark. He'll go after anyone, but he's afraid of cartiff He doesn't want to give him any light any daylight doesn't want anyone to know That he's what he's up to doesn't he know that potatoes grow best in like a moist dark area One idiot he's trying to keep him in the dark apparently in like a moist, dark area. One idiot. He's trying to keep him in the dark apparently. So that's the latest news on Cardiff Electric. Of course, we have some internet news

that we need to get to and then we'll have voicemails and reviews after that. But first, where can people find you, Tab, when you're not here on who are these podcasts? You can check out my podcast, HWIDG, Here's What I Don't Get, at hwidg.com. It did just get me banned from a glass studio here in town, so you can also support my work at tbertdesinetbirdesign.com.

All of the stuff that I have available there, you can contact me for details and I can give you a price and ship it to you until they get their heads out of their asses responding to terminally online Twitter people complaining that I called them fat on the internet. Did you call them fat on the internet? I did call them fat on the internet. I stand by it. That's good. So Tab is a glassblower. He's got very good at it. We've been following this hobby that's turned into a passion for him you can see some of his work behind him and Tbert design comm yeah, so you want to go to see more of that I think he posts shit on Instagram, too Oh, yeah, I'm also on Instagram

It's also tbert design, but once you get to the website it kind of can filter you to everywhere you want to go beautiful So yeah, and of course Mary Beth Rosie Yeah, you're still doing some sexy photo shoots Yep. Yep. Yep. Uh Don't really have anything in the plans so far, but have you gotten banned anywhere because of it yet? Nope Just wait Yeah, it'll come you will it'll happen. All right, we'll be right back after we listen to some internet news Internet news with Jenny jiggles from patreon beeman33 inquires

Could you give me a little more information on magic mind your seven minutes shilling streak just didn't cut it Timothy McDonald riffs Karl got more mileage from his airport story than actual miles traveled. The negative creep offers. Jim needs to bring Tom to England. We have slot machines at gas stations too. Mind-blowing stuff. Dame Taft writes, I hate how much Cardiff makes me laugh on Point Dabble Point. Don't be an overachiever, Potato.

Study Tom Myers. Lux Interior pleads. Carl, please stop saying, I see what you did there. Otherwise, a perfect show. Mike Dick shares, Best advice my dad ever gave me. Don't ever have kids.

They'll ruin your life. Also, with no kids at 48, I'm not as gray as Erin and have three times the hairs that cocksucker has. Fuck him, Carl. Deluxe is concerned. I've never seen Carl as angry as during the steel-toed segment. Are we sure he's okay?

It was like the Iron Sheik ranting, but for real. I hope he's okay and Jen's not in danger. From Spotify, Katzumi45 comments, can't wait to see what suit Sutterin' John wears to court. Kapo Maestro admits, I didn't know until listening to this show that eating butter was comedy. JD Paz Pig reports Ford Focus's cost 60 bucks to fill up. Another bomb from Tom. Wobbo keeps it brief. Tom Eats Ass, 5 stars. From Reddit, Toth Blocked by Destiny asks, is Tom Myers actually stupid or just incredibly

unfunny? Lots of smart people can't write jokes for shit. Duster73 answers with, a little from column A and a lot from column B. Remote for life ads? Respect to Adam. I did not expect him to address the tom interview and the issues a lot of people had with it. Goody2shoes breaks down W-A-T-B. The stocky man does show prep.

You can't deny that. And as for Zane, I like his dogs. And from YouTube, Christopher Kinsella notes, John's lawyer being a drunk who ruined a family's life is so perfect. Chicken Little Syndrome points out, a legal letter that appears to be authored by an intellectually challenged lawyer sure sounds like the work of a very small mind. Big Moose has a big idea. Can we start a fund for aerial advertising at Opie's coastline?

Anthony Kumia banners and skywriting. Fancy Mortimer flexes with. The subreddit giving Fletcher Daniel names left Blob Dylan and Paul Z. Simon on the table. Just sayin'. Night Melendez' queef is perplexed. Aaron accusing others of living on the internet all day is bonkers. Moody proved he's up at 3am reading about the guy who slept with his wife.

The NPC show opines. Aaron highlights the fact that Carl's gal is older, but Aaron got dumped by two millennials that we know of and Gen X women are way the hell better than the younger ones. And I play us out with, yeah, that's right. Buckers. Good for you, Jenny jingles. Getting in there. Drunk engineer says, just let us know where to go leave bad Yelp reviews tab Yeah, probably not the best solution. Yeah, it's not gonna help you get reinstated anytime soon I'm sorry to hear that do we have any new reviews Marybeth?

I have a couple here. No great Guys, don't forget to review who are these podcasts. It helps the algorithm but more people find us that way I'm not an iHeartRadio You know I need need help every help you can get yeah Okay, so this one is titled boring unfunny and mean-spirited Listened to ten minutes of the last episode and had to turn it off first They're expressing incomprehension at people making 9-eleven jokes, then they're making essay jokes

Obviously only they can pick what's funny Everything else is to be reviled tone deaf and pointless not at all what I imagined from the way Adam Bush described it on the rewatcher Oh No, we got a rewatcher fan coming over not enjoying it. I was just asking how people felt about 9-eleven jokes. I'm not Personally offended anything. Is that a one star review? Yeah, they did it wrong. You're supposed to say all that stuff and then give us five stars Damn it They only listen to ten minutes, so they probably didn't catch the part where the where the review system is explained. That's true Yeah, yeah, that's that's it

And then I have another one titled 12 year old boy humor This guy most definitely jerks off while looking in the mirror Pretty funny That the whole thing yeah, that's gotta be a five-star it's a one-star You think I can keep it up without looking at the mirror it's crazy they must only listen to the audio and not see the video all right let's let's hear some voicemail just got a few here today I played one of my voicemails last episode and you thought I was torturing a cat?

You fucking idiot, it's a crow. That's the sound that a crow makes. Fair enough, you're not familiar with Australian wildlife, but I'm not some weird cat rapist crawling in the middle of my cat rapery. That's good. I just wanted to ask you about Kanye West and what he said that he's no longer anti-semitic Which you know, we all believe that Yes, we all we all really believe it don't we out of Bush

Yeah, go smooch us for Chris. All right. Sorry. You didn't get out of that Episode on this one. I like it. He explains that like I wouldn't know what a crow is because he lives in Australia How do you spell that? I'm gonna look it up later. They're probably different. They're probably different type of crows Fly upside down. They're probably white right good point. Yeah They're really dumb. Yeah, they can't do complex problems Hate shiny things. Yeah Don't remember anything Hate shiny things. Yeah

Don't remember anything polyoga Um, you're talking about shab telling the same story on two shows. Yep. I've heard that same moronic Dallas airport story. Okay on wacp Wacp dick show crossover right creep off. That's true and the drew lane show. Oh shit You've almost said it word for word oh no all four times that's what i thought it's a creep police yep oh yeah and some people were saying that when you were 17 you used your teeth to open the rubber and that may be why it broke can you clarify that I

Don't remember I opened the rubber I Know I want someone to take that story and take all four versions and do the thing where they do like with with news Airport update podcast It called it and left a voicemail in my defense. I went to the wrong airport and somehow still caught my flight, which I think it's an

interesting story. The story that Brendan Schaub told twice was that he said morning to his neighbor and his neighbors had morning back and said today is going to be a great day and I wish I could make it more exciting than that, but that's what happened. And now you've told the story.

And now I've told that story. God damn it. Now I have to tell someone. All right. I'm ruining this guy's relationship, unfortunately. God damn it, Carl, you asshole. Long story short, got a divorce a couple years ago. I'm with my girlfriend now that I love.

Best relationship of my life. Good. And because of you, it's it's hanging by a thread. I'll just be walking down the sidewalk and go, because I got a bloody ass. We drive down the road and I'm like, my children for tick tock. Now I got peanut butter on my balls. The dog lick it. Peanut butter on my balls at the dog licking peanut butter on my balls at the dog licking She's gonna leave me. Yeah, she's gonna leave me. You're insufferable, sir. You're gonna have to develop some impulse control my friend We do have some catchy dinnies around here though. It's true. I

do I I'm with them right like the the Creep-off theme the scum stream set to what is it? Anyway, I get some of the song stuck in my head too from time time, but you know what I do Keep them inside my head keep them to yourself correct Yeah, if you ever do a thing where you have a song in your head, and then someone else starts singing you go Whoa, that's my head and they're like yeah, no shit. You were just looking You go whoa, that's been my head and they're like, yeah, no shit. You were just Definitely done that before

Chip chipper said Colin in Hey, Carl abortion guy Bigger having a boy show something fucking home. I call ya fucking Aaron said you had like a hundred abortions I just do it for the weight loss. That's my thing. Rodney in Syracuse. Hey, girl. Rodney in Syracuse. Love you.

Love the show. I've been an avid listener and supporter for about six years I think now and I have to wait for Aaron in holes to tell me now that you're an abortion guy Come on, man. You've got to disclose more information than that By the way, the central and western New York chapters of the abortion guys would like you to join So email them at abortion guys that email calm don't call me back will do I want to be with my kind one of us all right here's uh oh why are we talking about bumpkins oh cuz I did a show with dick

masters that we did a crossover show and One of the podcasts we listened to the woman had a poop fetish Yeah, and they never brought up if she's ever given a guy a bumpkin before and we thought that was weird Did that question or didn't come up? You have this girls into like fecal matter gets her excited anyway Hey Carl, I was just wondering why when you explained what a blumpkin is to TV's Adam Bush you said it's when you're giving a guy a blowjob while he's pooping and you didn't say something like when you're getting a blowjob while you're pooping. It was just a weird choice of words and I'm wondering what or why that is. All right, don't call me that.

That is a good point. My explanation of it was pretty gay apparently What were on here Yo, you're Rob saw opening. I just want to say some information behind that song so what he played was Peanutbutter on my balls by Santa's brother fun fact about the guy who made that song, he also started the Harlem Shake. That is mostly the reason for YouTube's current ad policies and the restrictions, and he's also a multi-platinum selling R&B artist now called Joji. You might have fucking heard of him. Really? This guy has had the craziest fucking career in internet history. I highly recommend

you dig into it if you want to learn more about that peanut butter on my balls song Cuz it goes way deeper than you think anyways. Love you guys see you in Detroit Don't come to school tomorrow. Bye. All right. Thank you for that See you in Detroit September 12th. We'll be at the magic bag the magic bag comm is where you can get your tickets for that and Now I got to do research on the peanut butter on my balls song. All right, get that on my desk first thing Monday morning. I wanna know more about this. Who knew that like peanut butter on my balls

would be like a breakthrough song that would get you into show business? I wouldn't have guessed that. I wanna thank both of you guys again for coming on the show This has been problem. Oh, this has been a fun time It's been too long Mary Beth. I haven't seen you since Vegas. I know It's been crazy. Did you enjoy did you enjoy hackamania back to the hack? I loved hackamania. I'm ready to go back I'm ready for three. I'm I am with you. That was such a good time. We had a blast in Hackamania. I'm ready to go back. I'm ready for three. I am with you. That was such a good time.

We had a blast at Hackamania. I think it's going to be even bigger and better next year. Even though I was nowhere close to winning the butter contest. Yeah, you weren't even trying real hard. I was trying. That guy was fast, man. Yeah, Clifford definitely had your number that day Tab you ever eat a full stick of butter at once No, cuz I'm not a fat and miserable fat so In his defense you actually have never eaten a full stick of butter at once either that you know

What are you practicing for this event? Is that like there that you know of. Were you practicing for this event? Had you practiced for it? Is that like, uh, Red Rage Dallas years and years ago, Peach and Dick went on trying to gargle mustard and Peach like destroyed dick and then continued to pour mustard down her mouth just to completely demoralize him on how fucking gross she is comparatively. Yes. Yeah.

She won that argument. She did. She absolutely did. Lucy was in the butter eating contest. I remember. She didn't win, but she also kept eating butter afterwards. She ate the whole thing anyway. Yeah.

So you don't have to do that. You didn't win the money. She was eating her feelings. You have just honored your family. Don't do that. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go your family. Yeah that I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go

Guess what? Yes, thank you for tuning in bye But the episode's over! Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched it, Carly.

Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Go fuck mom. Boom. Boom. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr