Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep630 - Opie Radio Podcast LIVE at Gebhards

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

Opie is back with his friends at Gebhards for his most embarrassing stream yet. Ron the Waiter is such a try-hard. He stinks. Why is Opie and Matt putting up with this guy? He’s ruining both of their businesses.  Hughezy and Lucy Tightbox both join us to discuss Ron on the street wearing a whoopee cushion costume. We get an update on Scorch’s Dive Bar Locator business. Lisa Boswell calls Helga out for talking too much! Lucy introduces us to makeup guru Charlotte Clark. Tom Myers was back to live streaming aka begging for money while providing zero value. We finish things off with another round of 2 Minutes with Tom, the internet news, and your voicemails.  Hughezy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/c/HughezyEntertainment Lucy’s channel - https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Tickets on sale now for Boston on June 21st – http://watplive.com/ Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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the move for the summer he's gonna be at the beach at his beach house in the Hamptons for the next three months he never talks about that house but he did tell us on the most recent live stream from the house he's gonna make it a point to go into Manhattan and hang with the guys at Gavhard's all summer long. That's good. That's exciting. Lucky all of us. Yeah. I know. Yeah. It's a treat. This episode being chosen to review is really how I know that Carl has a problem with me because this was brutal. It's a long one. Not only that, it's actually disturbing, which we will have to point out, like legitimately gross shit that happens in it. And I'm not talking about the foot stuff.

I am. Oh, well, that's not good for your Google search history and the stuff that I'm sure Chad Zumaak will now accuse you of being. Yeah. There's a couple of ESOs in this episode and they weren't subtle about it at all. So Ron the waiter is the reason why people hate Jewish people. I'm pretty sure. It doesn't matter what Israel does.

It's really Ron the waiter. It's causing a lot of antisemitism because I wasn't antisemitic before this episode. Ron the waiter is terrible. I don't know what he's doing with this guy. You're one of the good ones, Lucy. You're cool. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Rod is absolutely the worst and boy is he involved in this but before that I want to show you how the things start off Opie's got the wrong microphone

Connected on the live stream, but he recognizes it very early and fixes it now Scott Watson from up the river Yeah, oh I got the wrong mic on hold on. Thank God I checked It's not Gato no, it's our version of the word relax Hoping it's triggered so easily all that has to happen and we're gonna see cuz he's got an extra camera on this episode We're gonna see what the setup looks like how his computer computer's set up, and like his little buddies that hang out across the table from him. All they have to do is yell, gay, I'm a gay!

So it's ridiculous, he's like a trained dog with that. Is there any way that you could train WTP fans to wait outside Gepards for an Opie sighting and then to stand in the background of these shots of the big erect veiny Cock drones and they can have like swatch of good balls in the come can be spelling the n-word or something Start can we start with just some people say it WTP in the background for short answer. Yes Yeah, it's a good idea. You just took it a little too Too hard there to start things off

Well, oh, he's not in the funny af era so you've got to really go for it. Yeah Let's see some I just want to see some dick drawings to be honest I don't really care. Oh, it's on his showed you want to show you see what my wife did on the whiteboard here if you like dick drawings my wife Drew a penis that has a penis. I love it. It's nice fruit boots It also has boobs for some reason yeah, she's quite the artist that once yeah She's gonna have a lot of fun in the home all All right Ron the waiter is singing and I don't know why Yes, what's up, man? How are you? We are live at? No, it's not get far like Bergen Jr. Son of a man doesn't like a sink

I don't mind it once in a while give the name some credit. Well, people can't find the get box on the internet Listen ladies and gentlemen I just Determined that if you switch to be the H. It's gay bars Yeah gay bars, they're actually using that online Ron hi Ron. I've got the world on a string sitting on a rainbow Got the string around my finger What a world what a life I've got a song that I sang I can make the rainbow

Anytime I move my finger lucky me Why are you singing like Ethel Merman? Yeah What is Opie doing okay? Questions okay, why is Opie tolerating this and putting this on his show good question And why is Matt allowing this to be in the front of his establishment? This is the windows are open They're in Manhattan you want people to walk into the restaurant and get some food and a drink and you have this retard

Screaming with Ron the waiter Why does Opie have to put that mic in his face to make it worse I Don't understand what the goal is here. It came to my attention pretty quickly that Ron the waiter looks like a fat Bono. Yeah, I saw in your notes you called him Bono and I didn't know what you were talking about. I'm not seeing it. Yeah, it's the nose and the chin and the fact that he can't really sing in 2025. That's pretty good. So, and then of course the hair and the, well, we'll see the further action that comes up in about 15 minutes.

Yeah. Yeah. We got some crazy shit coming up. Did you watch this, Lucy? The beginning, yeah, I did. The beginning of this episode was so bonkers to me because we're in like the first couple of minutes here right now, what you showed us so far. And I was like, what is showed us so far. And I,

I was like, what is Carl going to pull for clips because literally every moment of this is more absurd than the next they go in. They're talking about the weather. It's 85 degrees. Well, it feels like 86 degrees. The every single moment of this was like mind numbingly horrible. And I think you're exactly right with your questions. Why is this happening? numbingly horrible and I think you're exactly right with your questions. Why is this happening? OP of all people should know better because he spent years making fun of this kind of stuff.

And when OP goes into his morning drive DJ generic talk, it's so frustrating to me. Don't look at it as a fruit. Tomatoes are fruit. It's all over the damn place. You know what? We were all shocked when we all learned that tomatoes of fruit look up what other vegetables are actually berries right it doesn't end with tomatoes no it doesn't oh my god it doesn't wow can you believe that doesn't with tomatoes guys I look this up cuz I was like that's wild what else is a cucumber that's for a bonus episode avocado Eggplant is technically a fruit. I mean is this wild We'll take your calls on the other end of the break tell us what vegetables you thought I

Had wiped the fruit and pizza talk from my memory, so I'm so glad to be reminded of that right now good God Well since you brought up pizza. I've never traveled with pizza. Anyone that rates pizza on the internet is good! Because there's no bad pizza! That's retarded. So he's calling Dave Portnoy gay, which is interesting. Can I make a prediction?

Yeah. OP's reviewing pizza on this channel within four weeks. I think he should change it up and do ice cream or something. Oh! Don't step on my toes here. I cornered the market on popsicles. Come on. Alright, you're right.

My bad. I don't want to give OPI any ideas and run you out of business. Yeah, that's what would happen. So Millie is Matt's daughter. Millie gets up on Matt's lap and we have a little convo with her. That's very good then. Hey, who's your favorite band? Smithjab.

Okay, she would say Primus. She would saying Primus What's her favorite song again Millie's the coolest person there Yeah, lacquerette by Primus is her favorite song. That's a fucking deep pull-off anti pop Anyone they're not talking gets a lot of mileage with me. Actually. Yeah, it's probably the one with the least piss in their pants. It's likely true. There's a part where I'm not to jump ahead but at 10 minutes if you have that Carl. I numbered yours.

But yeah, yeah, yeah, I have the 10 minutes one. Yep. Yeah, at number one, they start talking about one of our group personal favorite films here, Frozen, I know we all want to talk about it. Because of course kids like that, not grown adults, right? Right. And so naturally in front of a child, the conversation was changed to this topic in front of, I think she's three or four years old.

Out you go. Do you know who the boy go what else was modeled after a porn star can you explain that a little bit better I don't think anything Billy understood me earmuffs mill is no porn okay yeah we draw the line for favorite band is primus that maybe maybe the ear muff thing isn't gonna work at this point Wait, then again, it's no point. Okay, that's it. We draw the line for favorite band is Primus said Maybe maybe the ear muff thing isn't gonna work at this point What does it be think Primus's I don't know Do you think they're NWL or something like that like or NWA? I should say I'm W. Oh What do you think's Primus says like oh my gosh, she listens to some wild music

What does the end stone for I? Oh my gosh, he listens to some wild music. What does the N stand for? I don't know, that's a good question. But with the, it's funny too, Anthony Kumier gets called a PDF because he dates girls in the 20s or whatever, but they have this kid on sucking a dick shaped object while they're talking over porn in front of her.

Which is negative, by the way, just for people to think we're part of the TSN. We are not, we are not affiliated with TSN on this. Do you wanna play the next clip you have on here where you get a little freaked out by Ron the Waiter? Yeah, this is really gross because you always see footage of these child casters shows about how creepy the the the pedos act around kids and I've got to be honest um he when this clip ends

about fact you know what I'll make my second point when the clip ends. Okay so earlier Millie offered me some lollipop I think I'm going to take you up on your offer now Millie It's the rescinded don't you put no no don't creep out the kid All he was going for he wanted to suck on the the whatever she's sucking on with the This clip went on a bit longer because the kid obviously goes off because the dads realizing this this guy wants to fuck my kids and As the kids walking off, I think that Bono actually checks out her arse. Oh, no, I didn't I didn't catch that part When they first brought her on I was like, oh my god

This is the last person who should be here and then as this continued I was like wait No, she's the only person who should be here get everybody else off. continued, I was like, wait, no, she's the only person who should be here. Get everybody else off. Like this was so hard to watch. Well, plus if you're friends meeting up to have a drink and somebody brings their fucking kid or, or, or a pet dog or something, you realize, this is going to be terrible. We immediately can't swear. Immediately can't talk about adult stuff. This kid's going to get bored easily and be distracted. And any pitfalls here are going to be wondering what she looks like with her brow off.

I don't think she's wearing a brow. What is going on with your microphone? It's clipping a ton. Am I too close to it? When you get excited, you're cutting out a lot. I can't have that. I need all of the excitement. So you picked up on the conversation. Of course, Brian Wilson passed away earlier in the day when they recorded this.

And so Ron the waiter is like, oh my gosh, I got to come out and talk about Brian Wilson as soon as OP brings him up. And when you get into really interesting conversations about the Beach Boys and the Beatles, like deep stuff that no one's ever heard about before that you must have researched on your own and found these gems, I'm all ears for that kind of stuff. Sgt. Pepper is considered one of the greatest concept albums ever. The only reason Sgt.

Pepper even exists is because the greatest concept album ever invented was Brian Wilson, the Beach Boys, Pet Sound. Pet Sound literally blew away Paul McCartney and John Lennon. John Lennon got blown away later, but that's a different story. But they were... They got so blown away, they're like, screw that. And they went back in the studio like we need our own pet sounds album. And they came up with Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club. When the Beatles heard pet sounds, they're like, we're not worthy.

It was so, it was so experimental. Do you know that pet sounds was pretty much done by Brian Wilson too. This is the most generic conversation. What did you learn, Carl? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. The most generic conversation you could ever have. I only wish I was there to stop Ron and be like, what's the concept?

Explain more, please. I don't know. But have you guys ever heard of the Beach Boys song called Good Vibrations? Have you ever heard that one? Is that a B-side? What is that one? Well, I'm not a big fan, so we'll have to find out. Oh, so Opie was talking about this song, this deep cut of the Beach Boys.

I probably should buy the CD if I get the chance. And Opie had this fascinating insight on my next clip about the creation of good vibrations. So good vibrations some consider is the greatest pop song ever made. Guess how many hours of tape they had for that one song in the studio? 17 I should guess. 90 hours for one fucking song. I was closest without going over. That's not bad. Yeah. Did he really? Yeah. 90 hours is less than four days. Like that's not exactly shocking to think. Can you believe a band was in the studio working on a song for more than three, three and a half days? Yeah, it happens all the time. Right.

Yeah. 90 like Tanisha's Day spent years making an album. Yeah. There are so many tracks to mix. So that that OP story there, can you believe 90 hours on this really layered song? This is why you gotta check out the live streams. Yes. You wanna be here live for this. Yeah, you wanna be in the chat reacting to this in real time. You don't wanna miss a second of it.

God forbid, Opie put this behind the paywall, making members only, because then you missed your shot at it. So tune in live to live at Gephart's the Conversation gets even dumber somehow as they continue to talk about the Beach Boys Are they originally from California like Southern California? No, they're from Columbus, Ohio. I don't know that doesn't mean anything I don't know What I know all you know about Brian Wilson? What I know about Brian Wilson is the Beatles. What do you know about him? Holy shit.

I have a peach voice from Southern California. What do you know about Brian Wilson? The Beatles. What do you know about the Beatles? The Stones. He wrote, start me up for the Beatles. Rod, you're fired, man. I'm sorry. Hope he sent me up for the Beatles. Rod you're fired man.

I'm sorry. I hope he sent me to be the messenger. You're off the show. We can't take this anymore. You're terrible at this. And just the other host in the background, that she looks like, early 2000s Anthony Cooke. He does a little bit, yeah. I see there was once.

Not quite as witty as the Ant-Man. No, but he does bring young girls from PDAFs to the show. That's true. That's true. He's got that in common. Yup. Yup. I mean, this is his daughter, so it's a little different, but I hear what you're saying. Opie has a great joke that he's very proud of. What did the banana say to the vibrator? Please tell me. Why are you shaking? she's gonna eat me I

Heard that one before Lucy. I didn't see ya. Oh, yeah, it's it's that's a good one I like how you got nothing from them Tells a joke and it puts the bike into Rod's face like he's gonna get this huge reaction or something Like I say that they tell a joke and they put the mic out to the crowd. Let's hear it everyone. Did you pull the clip from just after this also? It's no reaction and then he goes, it's a dad joke. Oh yeah.

No, dude. Bring the kid back and tell that joke. Yeah, it's not a dad joke. But he was very proud of himself. Obie's comedy is like, he's like the human version of Rainer Wolf Castle's standup special. Uh, he's not a fricking talented guy. And that one, uh, like the banana v- what, how did that even come about? Was that the good vibrations talk?

Yes. It was, it was a good vibration. Someone goes, then a song about a vibrator and then Opie has a hot take. Get ready for a super hot take about the beach boys i Think that sounds is way overrated really yeah i did i didn't get it i didn't get it as a concept album i didn't get it at all i don't know Yeah, it's just like you have a terrible take yeah dark side of the moon kind of sucks to like hurry, man I don't tell ya maybe shouldn't have opinions on music anymore

Producer Chris's heart ripping in half when that was done Well, I want to know what impresses opi. What does he talk about that? Yeah. Yeah. Well remember The thing that impresses opi and someone reminded us possum kingdom That was that song that he was singing on the, a recent live at Gebhard's makeup. Your mind. Who could forget? He's very excited about that song. They were singing it all day together.

These two guys tell you another buddies. Uh, and then Ron for some reason. So he transitions this conversation into musicals and they start talking about musicals and Ron talks about Les Mis and how he cried at it. I've been dragged. I've been dragged to musicals over the years. Have you ever seen Les Mis? I don't know.

Maybe. You would know. Doesn't matter. How would I know? Because you you would I cry no what lay man's head? I cried I you cry it This gay thing I hope it catches hot They just sorry there's a guy cross I tell you there's a guy like sitting just like where you are to me right now Chris who just goes gay Yeah, hope he doesn't just do it he gets into it like he's a frat boy. It's it's pride month. He's in Manhattan

outside Gay the first time he goes by the way. We don't mean it like that No one knows that it's just here. You know again. He's like a dog triggered by another dog The one dog barks that he has to bark right back. But Bono the waiter really knows what he's talking about because at one point he, you'll not know this Chris, but he translated Les Miserables to the Miserables. Yeah. He goes, and I was like, holy shit. You know what that means in English? I have no idea.

Impressive stuff. Well, it turns out Ron loves Fiddler on the Roof. Well, it's something for Lucy here to enjoy. Oh, joy. Because he can't wait to start singing it. By the way, my favorite, okay, so if you really, my favorite musical, my favorite, Differencing Fiddler on the Roof. Oh my God.

Stop bleeding on your Jewish heritage. Oh my God. I wish I was a rich man, I-dee, I-dee, I-dee, I-dee, oh, all day long, I bitty, bitty. No, no, do it on the sidewalk. Let me get the camera. I got a hat for you if you want to get some change do it on the sidewalk We're gonna get all of that there you go You know what they're doing don't go out there. You know, I kind of thought Hamas was out of control

But now I'm starting to see they have some good points Yeah, I was gonna say all right you sold me Yeah, right The worst part is this doesn't end here. And again, I don't say, all right, you sold me. I'm anti-Semitic now. Yeah, right? The worst part is, this doesn't end here. And again, I don't know what Matt is thinking. This is his bar. He wants patrons there coming in and spending money. And they get Ron out on the sidewalk.

They have an extra camera now. They're showing the sidewalk. God forbid they look for girls with cleavage or not wearing a bra. No, we're not going to do that. We're going to have fat Ron go out there and sing Fiddler on the Roof Put your mouth on that This is Ron Berman Ron the waiter Ron the Broadway star doing a little Fiddler on the Roof for everybody Sunrise

Sunset Sunrise, sunset. I'll give somebody a last laugh. Sunrise, sunset. I wish I was a rich man. Yitty yitty yitty yitty yop. All day long I bitty bitty bop. You got any tomatoes? The papa.

Do I know any more songs? Christ you got any tomatoes you know those are not a vegetable I'm surprised I wouldn't pull that card how does Opie think this is a good show what does he think he's doing does he think Ron's funny that people are laughing about this because it really like hurts your eardrums. It does have some people are into humiliation porn I feel like that's what he's doing and that's what he thinks. He's creating. Yes. Yeah, you're right he does like humiliating homeless people and Fat Jews who think they're funny and are not at all All right, you want to guys yes, I think it's time to get into some

foot talk. Oh yeah. Hughes, you want to set up your fifth clip on here? Yeah, so just a couple of weeks ago, Hopey was making fun of the fact that Jim Norton and Anthony Cromia have started doing radio and podcast appearances together and you know these things that do really great numbers online and get millions of people listening and stuff. Well, it makes fun of them. Yeah. But they're not as good as this, which is my foot clip Let me make sure this Camera let me make sure this cameras working She's heard the hater. Okay, it's working. All right Ron is taking his shoe off

So what's the deal with the ringworm again? No, but first of all, oh my god, what's wrong with your big toe? No little issue with my toenail First of all, oh my god, what's wrong with your big toe? I'm having a little issue with my toenail What little issue? It's gone I know, it's an issue Look at that corn Can you see it? Show them It looks like Caillou Your big toe looks like Caillou

I'm having an issue with my toe And what's that? What's that lump? Dude, I think that's called a corn I don't know Old women get it Corns! I think that's called a corn. I don't know. It's called AIDS. No, but they didn't. Old women get it. Corns.

What's it called? I love corn. Jesus Christ. Way to improv. Producer Chris is not happy about this. Did you just recently eat feet? Yes. You're gonna be alright.

And it got even better because while the other guy sitting opposite is sitting there holding his dick, he showed his other foot that had a lovely open ooze and sore on his other foot. Yeah, I have that. He calls it eczema and of course Opie thinks that this is content. Alright, he's pulling the bandaid off. Let me see. Oh! Ah, dude! Don't move!

Let them get a good shot of this. I'm gonna put some light on it. Wait, let me... Ron, we better cut that off We'll start with the head even Joey C is like look at those feet Did you guys hear Matt in the background go okay, let's put everything back out. This is a restaurant This is disgusting man. This is in your this is where he draws the line unfortunately. I I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere. You own this establishment.

What are you doing with these idiots? Emilie, check this out. Yeah, you can come and get fascinating insights on the good vibrations, but you will also vomit because somebody has AIDS in his feet. But still, you go for the laughter and that's what Get Parts is all about. Let's go. This is what I say, Huzy. If Ron's feet are funny, his belly's got to be hilarious.

I can only imagine. There's Ron's belly. I need Ronny. Can you do the impression of a high school girl jumping over hurdles? What? I guess you can't. What the fuck is Oi talking about stump run Yeah, and to be fair what we learned in this episode is Ron's way into much younger than high school So how would he know that's good point? Yeah, high school

some of the hair down there I Don't I don't understand how people like this exist These are people in their 50s and 60s who behave like children and do it online streaming consistently over and over again can never ends they they really Crack each other up and Ron tells a story here that I guess is probably true One guy does one guy eating who I should be the the side about of that by the way And Ron tells a story here that I guess is probably true. One guy, there's one guy eating horse shit. Right.

The second time. You gotta bow to that by the way. Yeah. You have to. By the way, I've beaten horse shit before. It's filled with hate. We're not bowing to you too though. Like, are you looking for bows now?

Usually we're fishing for compliments, you just wanna bow. For $10 I chewed horse shit. Yeah, I'll give you nine. I did. Ron tells a story about how he ate horse shit one time for ten dollars and Of course, I hope he's gonna milk this story, you know, you got it. This is good stuff And so how much is steel toe doing it for them?

How much does the Disney for the goal he makes Johnny do it How much does the dude need for the goal? He makes Johnny do it. And then the irony is that they spend more time on the shit eating talk than they did earlier when Obi mentioned that he has met Brian Wilson on my glove. That's true. And they skipped over that and said, so we eatin' shit, was it for a better or were you just hungry? Or were you just hungry. It's kind of sad to see what's happened. They'll be a little easy. I think he's trying to convince himself that he's happy. Yeah, it's like we're having

a great time. Chitty. And then he's got that drive back to the beach for an hour We school what the fuck am I doing? I used to have a great job. I've done Friends, I have a wife was no admiring on if you've noticed Oh, it's sad to see this. I think you Latched on to something here the more Opie laughs the less funny it is. You can tell how bad the show is by how much Opie laughs and Opie is laughing hysterically throughout this hour and 25 minute long live stream. But when he brings up that he ate

horse shit for 10 bucks, let's hear what Opie's concern is about that for 10 bucks I chewed like you know, like when you take red nam and you put in your chicken there you did that so we went Why only ten dollars you could easily get a hundred for that That would make it better if you got a hundred dollars Yeah, 90 better car. Yeah, it's absurd. So, Opie doesn't want to be outdone because Opie's like, I'm the prankster around here. I'm the guy who does crazy shit. So, he tells his story. So, what else is going on?

So now I'm going to, so same age, junior high, to shock my fellow classmates. When the teacher had her back turned, I would pull the gum off the bottom of the desk and start chewing it. And then the whole fucking classroom go, ah, and then she would always turn around like what the fuck's going on. I would rather chew horse shit than do that. We know that. Okay. He's probably the one who stuck the gum under the tables

That actually is a kind of a fun game you should do the live show a horse shit or chewing gum We'll have both up on stage and we'll have people come up one at a time and choose what they want to do Are you guys chewing the shit for money? I'm in The gum was just in Lucy's mouth and we also have some horse shit so then this transitions into jerking off talk and Ron starts talking about when he was a kid and an older kid jerking off how do you know how to do that brother talk so the worst part now I'm pictured as Paul. She wants detail. I'm not talking to you any no one ever showed me how to do it Like a bunch of dudes like all right

Until like like the summer Was the summer after I graduated high school Hey Matt table three is getting ready to leave can you guys shut the fuck up Just spit their appetizer One of the servers in the face with an artichoke It's every horrible conversation from these super loud obnoxious guys yelling about jerking off and eating shit Showing their fucking feet. I'm telling you, Scorch does a much better show from a restaurant than Opie does. It's not even close. It did show, unfortunately.

I know. I have an update on that coming up. I know. Very sad stuff. So, Rod explained he didn't know how to jerk off because no one taught him how to jerk off until after high school. Apes figured this out. I've seen the gorillas figure this out. He couldn't figure it out. He's like, I don't know. No one told me. He looks so disappointed. Because I was just going to make a factual point about masturbation.

I'm like, it's not even worth it. Is Ron a virgin? No, I'm interested. Is it possible that Ron's a virgin? Yeah. Jerking off? No, I mean just the way he carries himself and the way he behaves. Like, who would be attracted to this?

I think he's a virgin to consensual sex. Right, there's no consensual. Yeah, right. That's probably what has happened. I am interested in his dating history. I would be interested now you brought up. I want to talk to that woman I would want you to that would be an interesting interview I want it I want whoever dated Ron the waiter and Denise that chick who lived with stuttering John who he tried to fuck Oh, it would be the opposite of John at the meat market. She'd be the one to leave

I'm gonna give it I'm going to give it. I'm going to give Kelly credit for that joke there. Uh, she said, when I want to know about, uh, Ron's dating history, I would like to meet that woman. I get it. See what she did. It was really great. Thank you. Let's read things we've said so far what I rewind the tape and So I like that you figured out I'll be through an f-bomb out there

Yeah, he's all concerned about the language. He wants to show his future program director that he's ready for the radio He's ready to hop back on there. And so when they start talking about jerking off He's very concerned about the language that they're using. So it's the summer now I'm in Boston on Beacon Hill I'm living with my mother in a shithole. Well that's why you didn't do it. And I am so fucking horny. I'm like you don't know that No you're gonna get us in trouble. No I'm not. You kinda are. You kinda are. We've gone pretty far with this. You're gonna get us in trouble.

Cause he said horny. Yeah. He's like, I was pretty horny back then. Whoa. That's a bridge too far. They're screaming about this guy's infection, his ringworm, they're yelling about everything disgusting. He's doing fiddle-a-roof in the fucking street.

And they're just like, whoa, you're talking about being horny? All right, we're gonna cut this out. This is too much. Yeah, and horny stories are always good when they start off, I was living with my mother. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's like, eee. I also don't have- What was that kid?

I also don't have a lot of anecdotes about me being horny at the age of 19. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe age of 19. It's just like, I remember that one time. Yeah, I just finished eating ice bullshit and my mom's watching my boy and I'm thinking those are the longest set of tits I've ever seen. You know? What were you saying, Lucy? I would like to thank you for not having a lot of anecdotes about being horny at 19 years old.

It's why we're a success over here at WADP. All right. This is a close up of Ron the waiter because they have this extra camera and hope he knows how to use it. It's to really explore Ron's facial features. The fresh water is altering is altering the ocean courage. Do you sleep? I feel dizzy. is altering the ocean courage. I will, shh, to sleep. I feel dizzy.

Go lie down, go lie down. The ocean courage are changing so rapidly. Okay, so I just wanted to show that because it's just disgusting. I don't know why I hope you're not. We wanna look closely at Ron the waiter. But I wanna show you the setup that he has because as he moves the camera,

you can see his computer Is sitting on some kind of? Tupperware For some reason he's got it up on Tupperware And then you see these two jackoffs who are sitting there you see them in the basement shows, too They're always off to the side. These are the guys who yell gay Four or five times an episode. That's what their job is jobs I Four or five times an episode. That's what their job is. Very important job.

I take back the virgin accusations against Ron the waiter because you could visibly see a herpes sore on his top lip. So he rips prostitutes as well. You can also get that from horse shit. You can get herpes. I've been told. Really? All right. So your sixth clip on here, Hughesy, we got some more inside scoop on music business stuff that only a guy like Opie would know. Yeah. So this episode was about 90 minutes long. So there was an entire near the hour in the middle that I just got nothing from. It was it was not a it was not a fun episode.

But OP's back dropping banners of insight. And we're talking really like underground bands like Stadium Act, the place. They have this song nobody's ever heard of called Roxanne. It's never been played. You never hear it covered. It never gets used in multiple TV shows and films per year. This is insight that nobody has ever heard. So I'm actually going to ask Carl to allow a break for people to recover from the shock of this story that you will have never heard before ever. Yeah. Well since the song came out in this job,

there'll be some dead air, but I'll just give you a chance to get your job back up from the table. I'll play a song. Okay. All right. I got one. Whoa. The laugh at the beginning of Roxanne by the police. Okay, what about it? No, yes. That was a mistake. That wasn't supposed to be in the song. That was awesome.

They were in between takes, staying backed up, and hit the keyboard I think. Because I think there's a little noise there, it's like the keyboard. And laugh so he can get his ass kicked? And chicks and then he laughs like oh what an idiot I am And then the producer whoever produced that record That is genius So this is good we gotta keep it in the record I don't know if Opie had a subscription to Rolling Stone Magazine in the 80s and 90s. I don't know how he has all a subscription to Rolling Stone magazine in the 80s and 90s.

I don't know how he has all these insights about this stuff. Inside Police quarterly, I believe. But is that not fascinating? Because I know for a fact, Kyle, that you thought that the ha ha ha was actually written into the lyrics. And would you say Chris infamously boycotted the last reunion tour because he said they're leaving like the intro I'm not going to see no stinking place if they don't do the ha ha ha like if the thank God for this show.

Yes, there was multiple other stories like this in this episode that I'm not going to spoil. Right. We want people to watch check this out. Go to opi radio opi unleashed check this out for yourself You're gonna learn a lot From the show like horse shit doesn't taste that bad. I learned It's actually decent here. I've been buying steak like a sucker

The last clip I have on here is I believe hughsey titled this the least funny person in history What where you're not seeing Ron right now is because Ron's getting changed using the costume change Is uh, I believe hughesie titled this the least funny person in history What where you're not seeing ron right now is because ron's getting changed. He's in a costume change And he's ready to come back and be the life of the party as he dresses up as a whoopee cushion. That's right Yeah, but the great thing about this is the the laughter in the streets People are cracking up. People are turning off the Roxanne CDs in their car to stop and speed emergency brake and laugh at this. It's actually pretty exciting to watch this and see the reaction of the people in the streets of New

York. It's almost like it's out of fame You remember that film right? This is exactly the same type of reaction Yeah, or like when Ferris Bueller gets in the parade and jumps up on the car and starts singing. It's infectious Yeah, just gets everybody wound up. Why was there a parade during a school day? Anyway, cuz they didn't want kids there Ron you want me to go street cam for this? Ron, this is the beginning for street cam. Let's go street cam. Oh, but he's wearing a whoopie.

Whatever he's wearing you can push him down the stairs. He'd be fine. Yes, right. All right. Let me go Now I know Ron's a good improper so I'm good for this have something good for this. Alright, we got the street cam. There's Ron. Hey Ron. Oops. Ron's uh. That's his mom after he was born. Free Fats at Gap Hots.

Would you like a little squeeze? Free Fats at Gap Hots. Free Fats at Gap Hots. Maybe try a different phrase that hoops away. Free Fox at Gap Hots. Maybe try a different phrase that's a little bit... You want to give it a squeeze? Something different maybe. Oh, I was ready. You're walking way around you.

So Ron's wearing his Halloween costume. Free Fox at Gap Hots. Oh, now it's funny. You know what? I did something crazy just now. I took a sip of my drink No, I took a sip of my drink and I was pretty sure I wasn't gonna spit it out or have it come out of My nose and I was right, but that was risky. I was a risky move on my part You know if we were in New York and I had a few beers in me

I might go running at him and throw a haymaker into his stomach I wouldn't need a few beers I might go running at him and throw a haymaker into his stomach. I wouldn't need a few beers. The thing is, the joke doesn't even make sense. Pre-farts? Where do you have to pay for farts? Well, you have been to New York City, obviously. Lucy's Dungeon.

But shouldn't it have been like a free beer for big farts? Yeah, anything other than that would have been better. If this place goes out of business next week, I will not be surprised. I think Matt's trying to put it under some sort of tax advantage. Is there a bet or something? I don't know. There's something going on here. He hates this place.

I'm actually giving him an idea, and Opie, if you do a live stream where people could walk in and the biggest fart gets a free tab for the night, then they get it going. Farts for beer. In fact, you know what? That's on the card for the next live show. Lucy, you're up. But I would like to see a live stream of actually is I would like to see the security cameras of gab hearts like I Want to see all the crowd I want to see every time that they yell I want to see everybody going what the fuck is happening over here. That's what I want to see so we talked about having Ron the waiters one girlfriend on the show what about a former employee of gab hearts Can we get a bartender or a server on here to talk about when op shows up like oh fuck. I get the OP shift You're really scheduling me for the OP shift. I did it last week. Yeah, what did I do? You can't make any money on that Samantha the OP shift. She hasn't done it three weeks. She quit Remember

Can't even imagine what it's like working there. It's gonna be ridiculous All right, we have an update. This is very sad But it turns out there's a post from scorches PFG TV He says hey folks. I'm back in the Midwest for a bit the price of housing around the country is disgusting So here I am Here is really affordable Things didn't quite work out. so I decided it's time to retire officially

in the eyes of social security. I'm hoping to be doing a few scorches rock and roll trivia nights and or bartending a few shifts in the area. I'm an entertainer and I have to entertain. It's in my blood. I'm retired. Not dead. It didn't work out. Free parts, did you get that part? How is it possible to have an amazing idea like the dive bar locator and have that not work out? They were charging bars $200 a year to be a part of that. And they got dozens of bars to do that. You can't afford a house?

What's up? Well, I wonder what Mike snow is thinking like Thank you fucking I placed all my fucking money on this idiot He says the price of housing around the country is disgusting like buying a house I think he means housing around the country in his house like right Yes, fuel. Yeah. Yeah, though that that's true because they were having issues They were like staying at cracker barrels parking lots and stuff and they were like having cops come up and like knock I'm like you guys can't be here overnight. This is not your home

Yeah, I think they were having a hard time just fighting parks and stuff to go to probably should research this Probably should have researched that one a little bit Well, it's anything that he could have learned from today. It's the horseshit taste nice and theap Hards is hiring. So a lot of openings at Gap Hards. And Manhattan is very affordable. Yep, should be no problem at all. So 2025.

And parking is easy. 2025, we lost Stuttering John and now Scorch. Yeah. This is brutal. It's a good thing. Opi's got his foot on the pedal. Yeah. Pushing it down.

And Frenchy. Oh, Frenchy. I hear they give free farts at Gap Hards. And it's like, this is all, we're coming into the new Scorch. Scorch comes to New York. He takes over. Scorch and Opi team up.

Ooh. We have farts for beer night at Gap Hards. This is going to be huge. Instead of wheel of meat, it could be wheel of farts. They can combine the two programs together. What about spin the fart bottle and everybody bends over and whoever kicks their fart box. Oh Jesus. Yeah. And you have to fart. You have to fart hard. Uh huh. I fart radio. Yeah. And the

weakest fart has to pay the tab. You know, we're all making fun of Ron the waiter but we're still talking about this bit. It must have been a good bit because we can't stop talking about it. Farts are funny? It must have been onto something with that. That's all I can figure.

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they gave him money and he would put it up on the screen. Yeah. So that's the new grift. I'm pretty sure that's against YouTube's terms of service but I won't tell anyone. What am I a narc? I'm not. That's what you think. But it's been a tough year. Twenty twenty five. We had obviously Lisa Boswell, stuttering John, now Scorch.

But thank God for Internet Archives! These girls ain't fellas. Lisa, Lisa and Helga! You guys have heard of Wake and Bake Wednesday. But do you know about Thirsty Thursday? It's a thirsty Thursday usually. Are you thirsty? Yeah, I'm thirsty. Okay, but that's okay because I've already got something to drink. Not coffee this. It's that reality

show. Cosmos. It is finest. I love when Lisa's happy. Yeah. Nothing brings a smile to my face faster than Lisa having her soda, peach soda that she likes. Just whatever comforts her. Now I'm going to tell you this is a roller coaster ride this episode. This is from August 3rd of 2023. There's a lot of Trump derangement of course. We don't focus on that so much. But there's also a lot of merriment and there's a joke from our friend Lisa. And there's a joke from our friend Lisa Yesterday Mike Pence had his heart harshest criticism yet of the president President Trump his harshest criticism as of yet He pence says and I quote I

Just don't like him See I just don't like him. See? I just don't like him. That was like a monologue joke. Like Lisa had that prepared. She had her whole setup. The cadence was right. Did you hear the one about the vibrator and the banana? He's going to eat me. Why do you smell like my cunt?

So one of the issues that Lisa's having on this episode is that her daughter voted for Trump and she just can't wrap her mind around this. This is my youngest daughter, Katie. She's a little bit gullible. When the wind blows, when the wind blows, it goes right through her ears. You can hear her whistling on the way through. Well, she's young and bright. Well, she's 40 years old.

She's young and bright. At least it's my youngest. She's young and even, and the first thing I was thinking was like, how young could she be? Okay, I Just for one second we talk can we talk about what both of them are wearing Lisa Lisa looks like she was a waitress at Hooters 45 years ago. She's wearing like little orange shorts Okay, yeah And then I I gotta say I don't know what's going on with the Helga's legs right now I've I've never been happier to not be wearing my glasses, but my eyes just keep getting drawn right up into that void

That is scary. It's really distracting. There are no wardrobe malfunctions in this episode. Thank God I would not was I showed you Rod's feet, but I'm not going to show you that. That's a bridge to fire. This next clip is one of my favorite clips of all time. We also follow both Republican and Democratic politics. Basically, we follow the Republican politicians to laugh at them. How come it takes you a half hour to say anything, Helga? Anything at all takes a half hour. I'm a long form comic.

You're very long. Garrison Keillor, Lewis Black, you know, those kinds of guys. Yeah, especially Lewis Black and Garrison Keillor, because they're nothing like you. No, what I'm, what I i'm what i'm they're funny Boom That was uh a combination we call that taking helga down That's impressive helga. She should she could put herself to male comedians and it's like why did they love you're a woman? I only see her as a woman. So I know what you mean

So they start talking about a cat that lived with them this cat named Brandon and Lisa's like hey where's Brandon been by the way and so Helga explains that oh, well actually the owner came and and grabbed the cat and Lisa explains her experience with this cat. You know what I did? I told him he came over to my room and he was like looking around, had the door open, he goes, and he put a paw in, I said, no, no, no. So he knew he could come in. I miss that little. I don't mince words.

He was so affectionate. He was affectionate. I don't mince words when it comes to Brad and the cat. I'm not fucking around with that idiot. It's not coming into my room. So they explain why they had this cat and why they no longer have the cat. And I just got to say, they seem to keep really good company of these two. She spoiled them. Rod.

They spent all the time together. They were living in a car. They spent all their time together and she left the cat here. She went and live with a cat in the car. Well, the car got a pocket. And then she went to jail. Now she's out of jail. So their friends are people who live in their car and then their car gets a bottle. They go to jail. And so they dropped the cat off at their house. Makes sense.

Kind of does actually. Uh, this is a drop that I'm just gonna have to add to the board No shit Classic the human sound bite right there, Lisa The living conditions at this house and Helga's house are not great We've seen photos of inside the house. There's a lot of clutter There's a lot of animals running around and there's another thing too in this house. What? Look, Cosmere Beach. Yeah. I love that. There's only one thing that I don't put up with in here.

Roaches. Roaches. Roaches. And you're living in Joe's apartment. The movie Joe's's apartment will like you on on the state of the state of the the roaches here why is hoga laughing about that their house is infested with roaches that's uh i don't like it i don't like it at all neither does Lisa Hogan's laughing about at least just like yeah this sucks man. We have these roaches that live in with us You're about the cat coming in I would let the cat come into the bedroom

The roaches are not there's other ones. I say no no no not welcome. There's the ones. I don't mince words with you would think Lisa starts talking about this woman and I'm pretty sure it's another trans woman that she's talking about and she's got some harsh words for this woman I think her role had something going on with her beard getting away Would her beard get in the way? She didn't have a ZZ Top beard. I tell you, I went into shop right one time. She came up behind me and I looked at her and I went, oh my God, not again. I looked at her and I went went Looking good, Lizette looking good

He's on fire in this episode He's on fire in this episode Hilarious and Listen this woman that she's talking about this might get back to her because they're friends watching the show And I know she got some friends out there to watch this show. I Don't give a shit. I don't care. Man, I miss Lisa so much. She's such a gem. This one. God damn it. Why couldn't you just wipe from front to back? You know, is it that difficult? Yeah. Oh jeez.

Alright, so this is great because Helga's going off on some long, boring Trump derangement story that she wants to talk about and Lisa has the insights, the instincts to interrupt her. You can't buy wheel studs for it. You have to buy the whole wheelbarrow. Oh I'm sorry. Actually help what Helga is talking about is some tire store. She doesn't like she's telling this long story about Lisa's the one who gets back on topic. You can't buy wheel studs for it. You have to buy the whole wheelbarrow topic. You can't buy wheel studs for it. You have to buy the whole wheelbarrow. So, and town fair tire put tires on the car. I went to do a brake job and I broke off four studs. So Donald Trump didn't win the presidency.

He is not the president today. He isn't lawfully anything but a just a damn citizen. Thank you for getting us back on topic, Lisa. For a minute there, we were talking about tire stores and spokes. Break jobs. Got really bored. Let's get back to Trump did not win the presidency. Yes. Thank you for that.

So then she starts talking about Republicans and scolding Republicans for how horrible they are. You're voting to get rid of trans people. How would you like to be rid of me? You think so? You really think so? You really think you can get rid of me? There ain't a fucking prayer in the world for you.

It's kind of sad now that we know that we're rid of her. Unless you prayed for a cunt for his shit. Right Lucy? So they're very angry with the Republicans, especially those who live in the South. Those are the real bad ones. And Lisa explains it's much better in Connecticut where she lives now. Nobody dead names me anymore. Cause I live in Connecticut.

People used to dead name me all the time. They go, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. She makes dead naming seem fun. Yeah. That was her beach boys tribute. She's having a little bit of fun with it. It seems like, well, Helga has some dead names and Lisa wants us to know what those are. I was always held up when I used other names.

other names. Like shit head. Her timing is impeccable. I love it. It's really good. So then they start talking about gun legislation. And Lisa explains that she's a felon, so she can't own a gun legally in this country. And that's probably a good thing. So she can't own a gun legally in this country. And that's probably a good thing. And guns. I think that we need sensible gun legislation.

It's Republicans don't think so. People like me should not have got people like me should not have a gun because I'd kill somebody. There'd be no question. Lisa's murderous rage. She's laughing at laughing at this unit of murderous rage just like that She doesn't mince words. She does not she wants to kill people Brandon the cat is in trouble and

She doesn't even need a gun Lucy. That's the thing about Lisa you have to understand And I'll guarantee you a lot of you people can't beat me up you can't beat me up Helga I don't want to I just why would I want to beat you up a lot of people do oh that's not true Lisa we love. We love you. By the way, how it could beat me up. Oh, for sure. Absolutely. All right. I don't have to all agree with me on this one. Jesus Christ.

She could pick up me and you and just smash us to smithereens. She definitely took me to an arm wrestling contest. That's for sure. I want to thank the people who are here. Like Mike Grissman has been a member for two months. Sure does he tribute to the toe. Where is your key fob wristband? Yeah. I don't know if you saw that, but Aaron went on his first vacation in his life, it seems

like, because he's never been to the ocean before. And he's still wearing the wristband they give you so you can get in and out of your hotel. Like, he's like, oh yeahband they give you so you can get in and out of your hotel like he's like oh yeah i kept this as a souvenir he tells us to touch grass Troy Smith member for six months says surf music is the coolest go topes that's right Troy Smith i'm glad you spent your anniversary on that Michael Gavin Alisho gifted one who are these podcast memberships thank you very much Michael Gavin Al show. I heard him on be dabble in live this morning He was calling in

Lucy You brought something for us. I did before we get into this character and I don't know anything about her so I'm interested in introduction, but You and I have something in common. I don't know if you want to talk about that I don't know that I know what it is well we both get clothing sent to us in the mail oh it's true mine's better for some reason okay yeah that is true you've had some interesting conversations recently about the hamburger pants saga with skinny Chad Chad. That's true, yes. And my ears perked up on this past Wednesday's episode when you and Adam Bush and producer Chris were all talking and reviewing your recent appearance over on Skinny Chad's show, Conspire a Theory.

Yes. And he at one point mentioned that he had retained me as his attorney in order to take you to dabble court because of your gross misconduct with the hamburger pants. I got a note from someone telling me that they have schizophrenics in their family and it's very dangerous and that a lot of what skinny Chad was talking about seems like something a schizophrenic would say because they make up Whole scenarios in their mind and these whole worlds and they talk to you about it like it's real You know Specifically and wearing the pants that he sent me today my popsicle pants. Oh Wearing the pants that he sent me today my popsicle pants. Oh Can you show us how those come off so they come off easily it's challenging it's Show us the other side, I'm not sure you can see the other side on my patreon actually

Yeah, once over with Kaylee see a y-le-y For free I see what's going on. Yeah. Well, okay. So you got sent the hamburger pants. That was quite a while ago, right? It was. When was the hamburger? That was over a year ago.

A year and a half, probably. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So Skinny Chad sent me a message. One of your complaints about the hamburger pants, I think, was that they were a size extra extra large. He sent me a message. He asked me what size I wear, which was very kind of him.

He sent me these lovely popsicle pants. It took me over a month to actually say anything about them, which is actually also your fault, Carl, because I hadn't been on WATP then and they were sent to WATP. How is that my fault? Well, they give out your address then. You thought. Lucy, if you want subset to you. I'll give out your address. Touche. So yeah he has not retained me as his attorney in fact I would not represent him I think that his case is crazy and I just wanted to make that known. Oh shit so you are not gonna be appearing in dabble court anytime soon

is what you're saying. I am not. You know what I would have liked to be asked and not just told that I was doing it that would have been really good I accepted the popsicle pants, so he's retained you that's true Yeah, it's part of the contract that you signed by putting those on damn it all damn it all You are pants while podcasting Don't worry about it we do things differently in the states you just killed your viewership in my planet listen listen she was slipping out of the chair too much so yeah I did really enjoy hearing you guys talk about that I felt honored to be included in any sort of legal conversation that just wasn't a case that I was interested in speaking of legal Conversations, I don't have this prepared today. I'll probably do it on point dabble point on Monday or WTP on Wednesday

But we did respond to Tabber Benedict. Oh, she and I didn't Issue a full response to Tabber So I'll read through that when we get a chance. It's fun Yeah But I just want to let you know that I didn't make the deadline the deadline was Wednesday. I sent it yesterday. Oh I know so who knows maybe there's it's already Litigation has been written up and I'll be served soon, who knows? But that's where we're at with that. Lucy, you brought a new character for us to check out.

I sure did. I brought Charlotte Clark is who I want to talk about today. So she's a makeup guru. I figured what better to talk about on a show where the audience is like 100% male and I don't know, maybe 40% percent heterosexual would you say? someplace in there? What are you trying to say? This is an all gay guy audience?

Is that what you're saying? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But we're gonna talk about a makeup guru tonight. So this is gonna be Charlotte Clark. She's not, you know, usually when I'm bringing people for us to check out they're like grifters. They are streaming from Geb

hearts or doing something really dumb. They're completely digitally impaired. Those are the people that we're usually looking at. Charlotte Clark is not any of those things, but there was something about her that I just cannot look away from. So I figured that the way that we would first look into her is check out her general content. So she does like makeup get ready with me videos and she where she like it's putting on her makeup and teaching us the skills of how to do our makeup as well. And so the clip one is going to be a montage of her doing a snow queen makeup look and I put a picture of what she is trying to accomplish on the left hand side so that you can get an idea of what we're going for. And also just don't worry because at the end you will get to see her final look.

Okay, good. I'm seeing double. Lots of practice. Don't ever tell me that I'm too old to be doing this because I'm not. Look how glowing my skin looks. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No shit Was actually so impressed that Cardiff, I'm so sorry. That is funny. All right, this is interesting. How did you find Charlotte here? The craziest part, she got fed to me in the random scrolling, you know, on like the for

you whatever the hell pages. And she was just doing makeup and I couldn't stop watching her. I'm completely, she's got to be the worst ever Makeup person in the world No, I just I can't I can't stop watching her Seriously try to do makeup and try to get better at it and just always look like this It's it's it's so compelling to me. Have you watched a lot of makeup tutorial videos that why you were fed this by the algorithm? No, I it's funny. I never have

Now you guys know where I'm getting my tips from I wish she was wearing a Burger King crown in the right well Like they should start juggling and making balloon animals I I'm glad actually that producer Chris brought up Burger King because We're actually gonna skip ahead to my clip four because of that. Not only does she do makeup looks, but in addition to that, she does some cosplay. So comedy. Well, you know, hard to say.

So Carl, this is going to be really, really important in this clip. Charlotte is going to be Rose from Titanic. And I think that you will notice that the resemblance is uncanny. I'm not really a time traveler guys, but anyway. If she hadn't told me that she was kidding, I never would have known that this was not Kate Winslet, right? Right. Right? Oh my god.

Is it Kate Winslet? It's not. No, I'm sorry. No, this is someone different. That's Kevin Winslet. She really, she is a jack of all trades though. She does the get ready with me's, she does the cosplay stuff. She will go and pretend like she's Kate Winslet walking around a ship too.

It's really, really entertaining for everybody. But she also sometimes does vlogs where we just kind of get to know a little bit more about her So in my clip to we are going to get to go to McDonald's with her But she did not have a very good experience at McDonald's They just rounded up my total to $10 it was originally 839 and then I pulled up to the window. They're like $10. I'm like, why did that round up to $10. It was originally $8.39. And then I pulled up to the window and they're like $10. I'm like, why did that round up to $10? I got a chicken nugget meal. They add in the children donation.

I hate it. I normally don't, I couldn't meet her kicking off, but it's only $1. So watch out on your order. They're being sneaky and don't need making a donate to the children network. Yeah. Fuck you. Contracage. Yeah. I can't believe she'd make a video talking about what an asshole she has. And obviously they asked her and she didn't know what the fuck she was doing.

Of course. She's like, yeah. She has one too many arms for at least one of those answers. She, she, we learned in the first clip for at least one of those answers. Um, she she We learned in the first clip that she doesn't have any kids So let's check out my clip 3 which is the continuation of this McDonald's hates children think of the children. Okay. Yeah Right off like everyone else That's my rant so I got some fries yeah I'm gonna get my taxes right off like everyone else did.

That's my rant. So I got some fries, yas. That's exactly the same as kids. It's Cardiff's kids right there. No sauce for my nuggies, please. I just love her so much. I love her so much. So this poor woman, not only does she have to pay

an extra dollar and 30 cents at McDonald's, she can't write off children on her taxes when she has no children. Is that how our government works in 2025? It's just not fair. It's a bunch of malarkey. It's absolutely horrible. Um, I, I want to skip ahead. Let's um, you know what, actually let's go to my clip five.

We're going to, this one is just I don't she She has a magic trick to share with all of us. This is a visual clip So I would like us all to watch it and then Carl I would like you to tell everybody what you saw one Once it's okay. Sounds good. He was you like magic. Yeah. Yeah, cuz her face is making my heart on disappear her face is making my heart on disappear. Fifty thousand new Chanel shop is free. And every time I pop out, you know, I ate, eat, eat. So she was able to somehow detach the, uh, the teeth that are in her mouth from the roof of her mouth and show off the fact that those are not her real teeth.

Yes, she wears dentures. And Carl, since you are known for your good teeth, I thought that we would check out in my clip six. You might want to like rate her teeth from before she got the dentures. That's what I do professionally is rate people's teeth. Yes. Good. Okay.

Yes. I'm ready for this Is that when she was cosplaying as the woman from the bath and the shining Nailing that one. Yeah. All right. Well, so she has a little bit of maybe like plaque build up or just a little something going on there Yeah, yeah, what do you think? I think the dentures was a smart move. I was a very smart I'm quite impressed with the magic. I do have I do have a little 16 years ago a guy married the 16 years ago Wow, but he died 14 years Wow, but he died 14 years

You know you really can't trust anything that she says she's constantly saying that she's only 27 years old actually Let's go into my bonus clips if you don't mind you look like this Dude, I have no she's I she says it all the time again lie the other way Why the other way can you believe I'm 96? This is how I look Good for you! All the time. So in my bonus clip 7, she mentions that she's 27, and also Carl, I know you love it when people sing, so we're gonna get a little singing. Okay. If I was a rich man, da da da da da!

27. Lock it! Mm-hmm. Was she just eating some shit She rubbed the The horse should all across her face. This is how girls do makeup now This is she's teaching us how to do makeup. Is this how they do make it was this how they? Put shit on before a football game. It was a chocolate covered cherry

football game it was a chocolate covered cherry I'm 27 like it I like it I love it I want some more of it I try I've been 27. Did she just forget what the lyrics were at that point? What are they? That's all I got. I'm not singing that song. You're accusing me of singing that song? I don't know what you're saying. You seem to be the expert. She's so great.

I wish she would join the 27 Club. In my clip eight, this one, she's just dancing around, uh, but she is cosplaying in this one also. She's, um, Carl's German grandmother. Helga looks amazing. I miss grandma. I miss grandma when she used to goose step over to our house. She...

Not only does she start out with the hail Hitler, but she literally looks like she's wearing German grandma dress. Like, that's the most absurd video that I've ever seen I love that She probably watched a Ron the waiter video and she's She's missing those stocking suspenders. Yeah That's Charlotte Clark Well, thank you for bringing Charlotte Clark to us Lucy. Thank you You showed her to me months ago, and I did I completely forgot about I'm glad you didn't oh my god

I can't stop watching I'm learning all the makeup tips. Don't worry. We know we know all right Well, we do like to mix things up on this program as you know we like to introduce some new people We like to talk about Opie from time to time stuttering John, and there's one guy Who stopped streaming for a little bit, but this week he was back You know, it's no different than you know Police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do That is right

Tom Myers had a comedy show and he decided while he was at the the restaurant where he's gonna be performing getting his meal that he would turn on the stream and Thank people for money So if he had horse shit, this is gonna be hell He does eat horse shit during his set but that's not part of this this is Him talking about who's competing with in this mid afternoon stream. NLC is probably going to monopolize a lot of things. Yes, as well as point double point, but going to work on the old set while I'm waiting for folkies to come in.

He thinks he's competing with MLC and Point Dabble Point. That's cute. In what way? Should I watch Point Dabble Point or Tom Myers? I can only watch one of those two things. Now, Tom's pretty great. Tom's pretty great. I guess I'll check that out

So a lot of this stream is him just looking down at the table because he's writing jokes down apparently and So we get a really good shot of his forehead. I Thought we could all enjoy this together everyone put on your sunglasses so shiny Sunglasses you get those glasses you wear for the eclipse. Yeah right. You have to view it through. Burn out your retina. Oh wow.

It's the craziest hairline I've ever seen. Mr. Anderson. Look at this. And it is slightly green. It's not just the green screen no it's not green I shall wait until I'll stay alive so he's just killing time until people start showing up

of course, folkies and you can see on the screen there he's not monetized but he does have his Venmo and his PayPal right there on the bottom corner. And that's important because you never know who's going to show up. Maybe somebody you haven't seen before. Hi Riley. Are you new? I don't remember seeing you in here before. I'm not sure another different name. And if you haven't been here before, I apologize that I didn't, that I know that I didn't That I know that I don't recognize you

This is supposed to be a broadcast on a zoom call Like acknowledging individual people and then saying like I don't know if I've ever seen you here before Like he's having a back-and-forth. It's weird. Yeah, Riley's not there to be your friend and converse with you He's watching a stream on YouTube. Are you Riley Reid? Definitely. Definitely Riley Reid, yes. So what do you think Tom says to Riley now that he's met a new friend? Got any jokes?

Nope. Give me money. Oh, you are new. Well, welcome. Welcome, Riley. I wish this channel was monetized so I could talk you into getting a membership, but the Venmo and PayPal info is right here, so.

Where are you going with this, Tom? What happened to these people? Anyone who ever goes on MLC gets corrupted by this thing where it's just like, oh, you're watching me? Give me money. You're watching me, why aren't you giving me money right now? I's just like, oh you're watching me? Give me money. Hmm. You're watching me Why aren't you giving me money right now? I mean you're watching so you could be giving me money. I'll give you money Jesus That might also be the worst way that I've ever heard somebody ask for money because he's self owning himself by not having a monetization He's saying oh

You know, I wish that I had been monetized so that I could convince you to get a membership You're not doing anything a membership to what I this is a doesn't sane. That's insane. He's literally Writing things down not even talking to the camera and then it's just like hey, there's my Venmo. There's my PayPal for what? What are you doing? doing well guess what it works Riley just sent me a very nice PayPal thank you very much Riley so much that did not work you did just drop a few bucks so thank you thank you very much yeah no boy now it's gonna turn into a mukbang video as he just got his food This is why this is why you don't give homeless people money because then they ask everybody for money

Correct is why you don't feed the pigeons near a place because then the pigeons keep coming back to there. That's insane I hate Riley. Yeah Yeah done fucked up Riley I hate Riley. Yeah, Riley, you done fucked up. You done fucked up, Riley. Imagine turning on a stream and the guy goes, oh, hey, I've never seen your name before. You wanna give me money?

And you go, yeah, I guess I will. I wanna talk to Riley. Those are the rules. We got a lot of people we gotta interview on this show. What are you doing? Are you guys ready for a peek behind the curtain? We're gonna find out how Tom does this on his end. I have a mirror image of me so I'm pointing at what where the Venmo and Pate Valley is on your end

but on my end it's over here so if I'm looking at the mirror you make I'm pointing at it. Oh I am oh shit Okay, I literally am thank you so much for looking out for me Thank you Cory god damn it I'm fucked now aren't I Tom thinks a bit Tom thinks that anything he does he he can be struck for by YouTube. He has no idea what the terms are, he has no idea what he's doing, but you can see ESPN on in the background.

So the guy's like, someone's gonna strike your channel for showing ESPN. He's like, oh shit, my channel's gone now. There's five people watching, ESPN doesn't care. No, but that's fun. It is fun fucking with them. He gets very concerned. Earlier in the stream, He's just like I

Asked him to turn the music off. I don't want to get struck for the music that's out in the background Jesus Christ top is no idea. Well how any of this works? Tom you're wearing a shirt. You can't do that. Can't do that man. You got to put a hat on you can't have that much for Yeah, I was sponsored by home slice or else Oh, man home slice is gonna have some issues with that Well, it turns out the reason why he talks about getting struck Having strikes against your channel is because Tom has some experience with that like if anybody does want to strike my channel for...

Well, I can't talk about striking stuff. I haven't been... Playing any music? ...fast with regard to that. Oh, shit. Yes, Tom has struck this channel. The Who Are These Podcasts channel. He did levy a copyright strike on us when we were playing his podcast or a stand-up or something. I think it was a stand-up.

I know. I'm glad that he caught himself there just like, well, I hope no one strikes me. Well, I'm an asshole who strikes people's channels. Hopefully he's learned his lesson. Hopefully he doesn't do that kind of stuff anymore. I was wondering why he was pausing there Yeah, yeah, anyone wants to strike me for fun It's a good time to what I do on the weekends go around striking channels is are we doing that later? Oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, hey dad not gonna make it to Father's Day so many channels I gotta strike this guy ESPN out of the background. He wouldn't believe it. I had to see pardon the interruption for like 12 seconds You know not that I would because I get along with the time

But he put up the copy of the interview I did with him and Adam Bush. Mm-hmm So I I got an ID claim notification. So I technically could strike Tom's channel. So Tom, I own you. Yes, Tom, you should be thanking Huzy every day for not striking your channel, for stealing his content. Did you give him permission to do that? He just did it?

No, no, he asked me to send it to him. I was totally cool with it. It's a matter of fact that I should say right now that if Tom ever wants to confront Carl or should I say debate with Carl, I will happily let him do it on my channel so that Carl benefits nothing from it. Kelly could be there. I'll play some Andrew Dice clay drops. It'll be a wonderful time. I'll get hammered during it great You didn't say that last part we do I will say I'll tease this I believe that Tom reached out to Adam Bush for a little round two

That might be on Tom's channel coming up. He's like I've been thinking about the questions. You asked me I'm prepared to come up with better bullshit I came up with a better story about my alcoholism that might be believable. So I wonder if we could do this again What Tom does and I appreciate this. I think this is a very important thing if you Want to get ahead in this world? You got to set goals for yourself and you got to be consistent with it and stay on top of it I have to make sure I keep a, I keep an accurate count of the jokes I write, the number of jokes I write because I like to set myself a little goal. Little goal what I do is I just set myself a goal. We're on average

This is the length of one of my jokes if I try and write at least three jokes a day whoa Three jokes a day I got news for your time you write zero jokes a lifetime three jokes a day was he kidding with us well why doesn't he start with getting that bit of pizza off his bottom lip saving it yeah he sees a joke writing mode right now he was he'll go get to it at some point but this is him explaining his process, which actually makes a lot of sense to me. So yeah, that's my thing. I could try and write three jokes a day, at least.

Like I really push myself to write them. Like I try and squeeze whatever punchline I can at a particular topic or a particular observation He tries to squeeze any punch line he can yeah we could tell bad yeah It makes zero sense and you could tell that you just made shit up. That was complete non sequitur and counted the punch line This is insight that he didn't he didn't intend right? Mel Brewer says how is this guy single? It's amazing, isn't it?

How about instead of three new jokes a day, you have the one act and you sort of rewrite the jokes that you already have so that maybe you can fix the flaws in them. Yeah, and work on the word economy like Vinnie was saying Who this guy Vinny Paulino, you wouldn't know him. He's a friend of mine the rapper guy He does a true crime show people aren't that there's probably some rappers in his car I'm taking time for that when I set you thank you All right, there's an official score of the Discord. Give that one to Hughcy, please.

What? Sorry, man. You agreed to it. All right, so now we're watching the process, him crafting his jokes, and he's very excited about the number of people watching him do this. I'm worried that the fame might go to his head here. But you're watching the process of work here. And the fact that I'm in the double digits,

I have double digit amount of people watching me just write stuff down and eating. At 11? That is dedication. That's dedication dedication I love it He's a different kind of person as a day he's all excited you got like double-digit people are watching him eat You gotta give Tom credit though. He's fucking happy in life. I don't think he is. I think he's actually angry. I think He didn't kind of take it out on that fry there like he didn't get that fry work for it

Better no, like if you look at the party broken skull and oh, will they sing miserable Tom? Yeah, well at least be fun to speak to you for a 20 minutes, baby Yeah, you would you would know better than I would so Tom goes on to talk about how he's writing new jokes and then he goes and performs them at this place that he's at, it's not a comedy club, it's a pizza place, but whatever, he performs jokes there. And he says, I record them and if any of them work, I put them up on my Instagram.

And I went, oh, I didn't know that. So I went to Tom's Instagram, because he said he wrote a new joke the last time he was there a few weeks ago that worked really well and he put it up there. So I was like, oh, let's let's see what that is Get ready to laugh everybody first pope who will bring his own AK-47 to defend the Vatican. Husey, are you, the audio still working on your end? You're hearing this? I'm silently laughing.

Oh, okay. I'm too tired to go on the punch line. I didn't, yeah, I didn't see you crack up laughing. I know Tom's your buddy, so I wasn't sure. Well, he's probably going somewhere with us you like that tag you're not from the states you might not know this Chicago has like a crime problem What the high crime rate South side especially? And you know, there's a lot of black people in Chicago. There are but that has nothing to do with it. I'm talking about gang violence Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah And

Joking jokes about a city being violent, they aren't that bad. Trust me, I'm from Baltimore. Whenever we hear about a city like DC or Detroit or Chicago, we go, bitch, please. Okay, so he's in Maryland right now. So he's got the Baltimore audience. And what I love about Tom is that he thinks he's from the mean streets of Baltimore. He brings this up a lot. Like he thinks like, dude, I am so hard.

I am from Baltimore. I'm from a city being violent. They aren't that bad. Trust me. I'm from Baltimore. Whenever we hear about a city like DC or Detroit or Chicago, we go, bitch, please hold my heroin needle and watch this. Heroin needle. You didn't know that he was a consultant for the wire? You didn't know that, Carl? Lucy, I have a question for you. I know you're from the mean streets of Rochester. These gang bangers, these violent people, are they using heroin?

Is heroin the drug of choice for these people always? 100% of the time but no that makes sense Yeah, but the problem is that heroin users are using heroin needles specifically It's like when coke heads go where's my coke snorting device This weed week poker while I drink this from this beer glass. Yeah, it's not just a needle. It's his specific heroin needle. Tom thinks because he was bullied in high school that he's tough.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we learned that from that interview. Well, actually on Huzy's show when he was talking about how he got along with everyone and he was so funny that he got along with the jocks and the nerds and everyone else But also he was bullied and it was confused by that. He wasn't sure yeah now that I think about it He got out of getting beat up by telling a joke. Mm-hmm. And now he's doing only three jokes a day We would have to do five per period

That seems like a lot to me. He would have to do five per period. Yeah, he's really slowing down in his whole day. That's a good point. It was a lot of crime work stuff, Chris. Right, yeah, it's a lot of off the cuff stuff. So besides beating me up, what are you into? Hey, hold my hair, Wendell. Hold my hair, Wendell.

Nice kicking shoes. What were those boots made for? Hold my hair, Wendy. Nice kickin' shoes. What were those boots made for? That was a good uppercut. Alright, you guys ready to play a game? Yeah. I am as well. Tom, you ready? Let's go.

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show, Two Minutes with Tom. What do you say Carl and co-host, are you ready to find the bomb? Playing Two Minutes with Tom. We're warmed up, we're ready. Whoa, go off toe damn George Carlin's one of his bits was taken to the United States Supreme Court Wow so right so the follow-up question is the fuck you ever done The fuck I ever done The fuck I ever done

I'm taking up space in your head. Toe. I have a life outside this live stream. I didn't think about you all weekend. Oh, Tom, it's go easy on Aaron. I'm a whole man. Come on. This is too rough. I hate to see this kind of stuff. Ugly, ugly stuff right here.

Yeah, we're here to laugh. Yeah, we're having fun here, Thomas. What are you doing? Jesus. I didn't see this side of Tom. I was interviewing him. Right? I know. He didn't realize he's this ugly on the inside. He can get this way. It's crazy. A weekend. I was watching baseball, talking to a microphone, and getting paid for it. Talking to a microphone and getting paid for it To the junior jumble We paid the watch kids didn't better around the waiters

I got my word. Oh, yes, sir. Not thinking about you at all. I wore a whoopee cushion costume He's great for it. I was doing a pretty sweet gig mm-hmm All right, oh, what do you say you got paid for it? Let me back that up. That's a good brag right there. I was watching baseball Talking to a microphone and getting paid for it. I Was doing a pretty sweet gig That's the fuck I've done so I

Was cleaning up aisle seven if you must know what I was up to this past weekend I Get more than minimum wage for that if you must know what I was doing Idiot oh You know, I'm not really doing anything not doing anything different and you just could have cut it off and I'm not doing anything You could have stopped it right there. Oh Steel toe Aaron steel toe in Holt What did Tom say next? Here are your choices? number one Esquire

be Cinematographer Next master chef B. Cinematographer. Next. Master Chef. Four. Architect. Lastly. Economist. And lastly, two. Air traffic controller.

Two minutes with Tom. What in the hell? None of these make any sense this is the most impossible game since who said it all right I go first I'm gonna go with one Esquire I I have no idea why he would finish the sentence with a job like that what do you think Uzi? Well I don't know what an economist is, so I'm going with lastly, economist. Okay, very good. Lucy, what do you think?

I was leaning towards economist or master chef, so I think I'm gonna go master chef next. Okay. Here's to Chris. I went cinematographer, because it's the only one that makes slight sense. Okay. I can't wait. Let's find out.

You could have stopped it right there. Oh, Steel Toe. Aaron Steel Toe Imholt. Cinematographer extraordinaire. Oh, producer Chris with the W on that one. I don't like that I'm starting to figure out time. Congratulations. You should start writing jokes for him, three a day. Why? No problem. Why did he say that? I did 17 this show.

Can you explain to me why that makes sense? Because he said you could just stop it there and edit it. You know? OK. Like an editor? Yeah. OK. He said you could just stop it there like an edit, you know, okay. Yeah. Okay. You know, it's like the mountain sock monkey bit. You know, these guys are, these guys are brilliant. Why aren't I taking cues from them? I don't understand it. It's you know what it is? Missed opportunity, missed opportunity. Yeah. McBuster says he's a Warner Brothers character from 1940 you know actually we have some of his work they

did Tom Myers is more successful than all of us they actually what they animated Tom Myers and they put him in a cartoon I Wait a minute, I gotta shut that down. I mean not shut it down but mute it in case there's like copyrighted music. Otherwise I'm gonna, I wanna get this video eligible for monetization. I might actually skip this next part because he might be doing it. Wait a minute, what's this? Oh? Yeah Did he just

Shit does this guy watch that's officially the best joke Aaron in-horses ever made amazing it's not even the joke that Aaron made I'm sure the way Aaron did it was clunky and obvious Tom's reaction to it is the best. Well, Tom's reaction to it is the best joke in there and ever I'm concerned with a copy, right? And he's like, whoa If you're listening, I'm sure you understood by the setup that this is a very racist Cartoon from the 1940s the kind they don't play so much on TV anymore Damn TV anymore. God damn. I don't know what to make of it. He's probably telling a joke. Is he stupid? Probably.

Okay. Well, we don't need to, we don't need to see that. That's that might be copyrighted. It's not only like completely running from who over here classless, but it might be copyrighted material this episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the new card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today at Cardiff elect sit Eugene sit good dog All right, well good fine from Cardiff there got a lot of good Tom streaming stuff today and Hughes I know he's your buddy thanks for sticking in with us oh the the huge

e-inviter's experience is just beginning 2026 we're going mainstream. So get in now or you're against us. Baby Kay. I'm against you. I've picked my side. We're good. We have some internet news, we have some voicemails to get to before we do that. I want to thank our guests today. Huzy, where can people find your program? At the Hugh, oh sorry, Hugh Zee Entertainment on YouTube, and I'm at the Hugh Zee on Twitter and Instagram, and also anyone catching this live,

go check out Echo Pineapple, I'm gonna be on there in a few hours, and I'll probably be drunkunk by then so a fuck knows what I'll say But whatever kind of group of people I go pineapple lives near you. Why are you doing it so late over there? Because unfortunately, we've had to structure our shows Yes We actually even talk to each other in EST in Pacific town, which is fucking period. This is where it's at, man. This is where it's at. Lucy type box. Where can people find you? Yes, they can find me on YouTube and on Patreon at

once over with Kaylee C A Y L EY. I do some movie reviews over on YouTube. I recently just started doing Lucy does dabble verse over there. So if you're not subscribed and you want to hear me talk about some dabble verse topics, you can absolutely go subscribe to once over with Kaylee, turn on the notifications, cause those are just going to be random episodes. I don't have a schedule for it yet, but they are going to be live shows. And, um, those places you can see me. We got Boston coming up. So June 21st, watplive.com.

I cannot wait for that. We got Detroit coming up for WATP and yeah, those are the words that I remember right now. So those things. Very good, Lucy. Thank you so much for being on here. Hang out with us. We're going to listen to some voicemails right after this. Hang out with us, we're gonna listen to some voicemails right after this. A midget or a retard? Can anyone be both? Please advise. Trucker Andy adds, don't forget Gay. He's a retarded gay midget.

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Michael Mullins warns, Heads up! I ran into Skinny Chad walking around downtown Rochester with a copy of the isotopes Duck and Cover and a paperback of Catcher in the Rye from Spotify, Aldefore O'Pines. Holy shit, Skinny Chad is beyond fucked up. Mork77 offers, Dave Portnoy is an insufferable twatwaffle. Blixie gushes, I give this episode 5 stars of David.

From Reddit, fixit403 addresses Scorch's retirement. How the fuck am I supposed to locate dive bars now? Cyperritical mourns, this is PFB. Nightparty666, What the fuck difference does it make to declare this? It's not like he makes money from anything he currently does. P.S. I love that I'm retiring, but will commence my new career as a bartender angle.

Krista Face is stunned. Scorch actually giving up? That's legitimately weird news. J.E. Skeets adds, he's given up hope getting into Megan's panties. And from YouTube, Fly the Bus comments on Stuttering John, one of the most toxic people on the internet complaining about how toxic streaming is.

Absolutely astounding. I enjoy pooping, points out. A guy who worked on The Stern Show for years complaining about a toxic environment. He's a rage quitter. Stephen R. Hall. You can tell how desperate a husband is for money when they go to conventions they have no business going to.

A horror and sports convention for a guy that was on Stern and The Tonight Show? Broken Funny Bones observes. SJ and Mario Bosco interview the same. They don't let you ask questions, they just ramble through. Ross Robertson. John big-times everyone, but he behaves like it's an act of war when he receives similar treatment.

Varlo makes a strong point. The only compliments John ever gives out revolve entirely around what the person has done for him recently. AnnoyedGuy2000? Wow, he's potentially the worst slayer ever born! And MyDemonSaysHello plays us out with John knows what water is? I'm surprised. Maybe I don't pay close enough attention.

You're going to Spotify now to find comments? Is that new? I've been doing it for a few months. Okay. Yeah, because I get notifications that there's comments and stuff on Spotify I never checked them those are the best okay I guess I am checking them thank you Chris yeah we have a caller here who has a very cool son oh and I don't like children cuz you're a sad lonely homosexual man married to a mum wife or whatever Chad Zuma says.

But my two year old son really likes the isotopes. He was rocking out to zombie accomplishments the other day. So good job. Smooches. Sounds like a pretty cool kid. Although I don't know if he's gonna stick with us. There's not a lot of stuff I listen to when I was two that I still listen to now,

when I think about it. You really are becoming a family band. I know, it's ridiculous. We played the beer park last weekend. Children running around. Go-go dancers are dancing with children. I love watching you guys suffer through that. It's wonderful I know I gotta make the jokes harsher again Yeah, it's good to PC people get your fucking kids out of here

So I was listening to the new Living in the Past and you mentioned that Greg Ro rumburg was in heroes and he's first jj arums and all that but you forgot his most important role the guy that gets psyched out by coop when he's chewing on the tin foil and baseball oh true torta force oh my bad that is a big gap down jeez i should have given him more respect that apparently didn't realize. Hey Carl, it's a drunk engineer. Look, I'm worried about your buddy. I want you to be real careful when you go to Boston because I'm really afraid that

any Chad is going to be looking to leave Boston with his own pair of hamburger pants. Yeah. You know, like pants made from real hamburger It's concerning keep your head on the foot buddy. I might have to get a security guard or two Listen just start wearing the hamburger pants, dude That'll that'll please him? That won't be enough. There'll be something else I have to do. Too little, too late.

Right. Oh my gosh. Lucy, I'm being taken to Dabble Corps. I might need you to represent me in this one. Hey Carl. I'm interested. I'm in college, you know. I'm taking you to Dabble Corps.

You're infringed on my copyright copyrighted character big faggot My Laura will call you That's how you dabble court right there, it's pretty fun, you know, generally I think everybody deserves representation But I think you're gonna be alone on that one Carl. Yeah. Yeah, I think you might be right I played a Played a voicemail of a guy asking me about quitting caffeine. Yeah, he called back Hey Carl, this is Kevin from California. Just wanted to thank you for answering my ridiculous caffeine question Appreciate it a lot despite how weird it was.

Also, I didn't want to leave any hanging when it comes to the fatter jerking off game. The answer? I am just fat. Like most of us, I save my jerking off for who are these broadcasters. Thanks and Tia. Very good. Christian Blatt appreciates that. Thank you very much, sir.

Hey, Carl. This is CDC Wolf Bay. Very good. Christian Blatt appreciates that. Thank you very much, sir. Hey, Carl. This is CDC Wolf Bay. I got a bit of a bone to pick with you this time. So, a month ago I sent you a hamburger thong and you still haven't sent me pictures of you wearing it. I have sent you countless emails.

I have been texting you on Discord. I don't know why you won't respond. Maybe you thought it was a gift for Jenny Jingles or maybe it was for Lucy tightbox Or something but it wasn't it was for you Carl I demand pictures and if I don't get those pictures in a week I'm gonna start outing you and all of your friends Yeah, I got some information being from Detroit about the through lane guys and Dave Landau next week if I don't get those photos, man I'm calling back in I'm outing all of your buddies and you you guys have a lot more demons in your closet

I only to gain know about Anyways, don't call me back and don't come to school tomorrow. Love you Heads up on that you know I do I muddled up talking about skinny chat earlier, but I do just want to reinforce I Everything that I get sent I will wear on my patreon and if you're not subscribed to my patreon In addition to that I will send you the video blackface Subscribe to my patreon in addition to that I will send you the video I'm sorry. It's not just you know. I'll put it on. I'll put it in whatever you send me something exciting will happen on patreon He's cutting off his dick right now the dildo from seven Oh boy. Hey, so I was just listening to the Brendan Schaub, Texas thing, and I've lived in Texas all my life, still live there now.

And man, everyone does it, and it's the most fucking annoying condescending thing. Anytime a celebrity moves to Texas, a politician comes down to Texas, they always put on cowboy boots, they put on jeans and they put on some cowboy hat. And you know, he was talking about, oh, I shaved my head for the Texas summer. He's talking about all this stuff trying to fit in. No one in fucking Texas likes that. It's the most condescending thing. Like, you know how people in Texas live? Just like every fucking other state. You know how

they dress? Just like every fucking other state. When you walk around, when you go to the store, do you see someone wearing a cowboy hat? No, it's retarded. Anyway, figured I'd call in. Talk about the fact that everyone fucking does that. Bye Carl, love you Chris. Brendan Schaub is so obnoxious with the Texas thing. Is it true he was wearing a Tennessee hat? I assumed that it was Texas Longhorns, but everyone's writing in the comments that it's actually a Tennessee hat. He bought the wrong hat.

Oh, so he can't read also? Hat with a T on it. I saw the wrong. Oh, so he can't read all the tea habits That's all the tea. You know Here's a good question coming in Carl honest question. How do you listen to all of these podcasts? I listen to you guys and I listen to drew lane nice in one workday if I can get both shows completed that That's a pretty slow work day for me. It's just mind blowing to me, impressive.

Chris, call me back, please. That's becoming a new trend. They don't want me to call them back, they want you to call them back. The answer is I listen to podcasts in my sleep, for real. That's the answer. Hey, Carl, I hate to correct you, but of all the barbecue in Austin, Texas,

interstellar is actually the only one that has a Michelin star. It's supposed to be the best one. I haven't been, but have Chris call me back. I'll tell him all about it. I'll Chris call you back. I got more homework. More about interstellar barbecue. Last one, Nate from Kalanin. You haven't heard from me a little bit Hey, man, this is Nate from Flint, Michigan You know as a free speech absolutist, you know, Dave Portnoy is Completely out of line and deserves all the hatred he gets

However as a University of Michigan grad, we did get the number one QB in the country because of Dave Booster money, his shekels if you will. So ask me again how I feel about this issue when we see if Bryce Underwood is going to work out to be a star for the program. Makes sense. See ya. That is how free speech absolutists decide who's right and wrong. Play of quarterbacks.

That was one college football. Now we know. All right, well this has been fun. That's the spirit. Staff man episode anyway. Use of our time? Thank you so much for being here. I'm glad you're here.

I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. That's the spirit. Staff me an episode anyway. Use of our time? Thank you so much for being here. Huzy, Lucy, always great to see both of you. Huzy, Lucy. I gotta go, bye. I gotta go.

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