Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep632 - Just Trish with Lizzo (Live in Boston)

Episode Date: June 22, 2025

We were live in Boston for an epic show about Trisha Paytus and Lizzo; two women who are more like four women. Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox join us to watch these ladies eat Domino’s Pizza unironically.  Dick Masterson brings us a Fat Watch with Vinnie Paulino. Harrison Young joins us live on stage after we do a quick review of Topic Time. Blind Mike is up for a segment about Woke Dad. Adam Busch joins us for a segment on Rob Saul confessing about his tiny penis. Vinnie brings us a scum parade with Johnny the audio engineer. We play a round of 2 Minutes with Tom with Jen and Annie and listen to the dumb people who came to our show for a little bit. Anyway, if I missed it we had Dick, Johnny, Trucker Andy, Lucy, Producer Chris, Vinnie Paulino, Adam Busch, Blind Mike, Jenny Jingles, and Annie all on stage at some point.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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please contact Connects Ontario 1866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Trucker Andy and Lucy tight bags. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Do it live! I don't write it and I will do it live!

Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what I miss being is... What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up, ass-wife, and suck my cock. I've been dying to say that. Cuz, cuz a room, cuz a room, slap-a-roony. It's showtime. Yeah! W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. So I got-T-P! W-A-T-P! So I got a note in from a guy who's actually here,

Timothy McD, who is here with us tonight. He sent me in this suggestion. And god damn, this has been the best day of my life, because I spent the day watching Trisha Paytas on her podcast Just Trish interview Lizzo. This is why I invented who are these podcasts. This could have been the whole show. This is one episode.

I couldn't have been happier about this. This is so amazing. So, we'll start off with the intro. I know that Andy and Lucy pulled a bunch of clips. We got a lot to talk about on this. This is fantastic. A lot. Oh, even the cartoon is gross.

Her name is Trish. She's got the fish and all the gossips. Filthy, rich, and even big. I'll talk to Queen and says what everybody thinks. She's just saying I'm so sorry Bye! Okay, welcome back to the Judges Podcast.

I love that the cartoon version of her is fat but not fat enough. You know, it's like one of those caricatures where they exaggerate the wrong direction. It's not possible to make that cartoon bad enough. Right. It's not possible. You haven't even seen her from the waist down yet. Oh, it's gonna get worse. It's gonna get worse.

Well, she sees Lizzo, who I don't know if you know this, but Lizzo is thin as a rail these days. Heh. She's lost a lot of weight, this Lizzo, and so Trisha looks at this black woman with blonde hair. He goes wow. It's like I'm looking into a mirror So check by everything right now 24 and I love that the minute I saw you I think oh my god It was like looking in a mirror It was like looking in a mirror. I wish. You look like an actual Barbie doll. Thank you.

It's crazy. Pre-ozum-pic Barbie? What's Barbie doll? What'd this be? Five baby daddies Barbie? It's Barbie's dream house. She is the dream house. Yes.

They look like photo negatives of each other. That's fucking weird, man. They start off, of course, as women, when they get on a podcast, they all hate each other. Lucy, I think you'll agree with me. Women all hate each other. Accurate. But they start with these fake compliments.

They have to pretend that they love each other. You see you online and you look great, but you are literally flawless. I'm a veteran person. That's what people don't realize I see multiple flaws anyone else Flawless implies zero flaws you haven't seen her in person. Well sure she looks amazing in person. I think they mixed up their wigs

Each have the wrong wig on. Yeah, how is it possible that Whizzo's hair is growing out? She's got roots. All right, well, let's talk about what they order when they go out to eat. What is this part that I do? I guess it's like when I go to a restaurant, I will order everything on the menu.

You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. You don't say. You don't say. Who would have guessed? Who would have guessed? Because, well, she said when I go to a restaurant. Right.

So the places she goes, they just shovel shit in there, like a trough. So then I don't know how Wizzle could be less appealing than she is in this clip. I just got the Cheesecake Factory chocolate cake because I've been seeing it on TikTok and I hadn't tried it and I heard it was trash no shade. I heard it was trash and then I ordered it and it was delicious. Yeah. I knew I hadn't had the chocolate cake from there it's really good. Yeah and I started my period at the same time. I was feshing up last night in the bed, watching Love Island. Fesh up.

That was your Friday night? Now, I want to point something out if you're watching this right now. Imagine giving a whizzo on your show and you're the fat one. That's going to be a bummer. Trisha is pregnant. But I'm guessing an 80s girl doesn't look like that. No.

I love that her TikTok has learned to serve her ads about chocolate cake. Yeah. You have the chocolate cheesecake? Yeah. I have. I heard it's not very good. No, it's amazing.

Of course it is. You could not guess that she was pregnant at first. No, I didn't know. It was like a mystery to be solved. Lucy had to look it up for me. I'm like, is she pregnant? It's a weird gut, but. We were making fun of her stomach for like an hour

before I looked up and found out that she was pregnant. Well, that's not from being pregnant. That's stomach. No, yeah, that's normal for her. Yeah, she's one week pregnant. That's the water weight. She's due in 2026, so it's not great. So this is Trisha explaining how much she weighs.

I'm about 270. I'm pushing 270. I'm in 4. I'm 5'3". Yeah. Whoa! Whoa! 5'3' and 270?

She's a veto at 5'3'. What Pokemon is 5.3 and 270? Let me look this up. Snorlax, is he really? I'm going to tell you a couple of other things that weigh 270 pounds, because Andy and I actually found another clip talking about how she weighed 270 pounds. A giant panda weighs 270 pounds.

That sounds right. A Vespa weighs 270 pounds. And 61364 almond M&Ms weigh 270 pounds. You weigh more than Venusaur. Yes. Venusaur, yeah. That's a fat one. Good.

Gross. Stinks, too. So I don't know if you guys are familiar with Lizzo. Lizzo's a pretty famous singer. She's been famous for quite some time, but she doesn't know if you guys are familiar with Lizzo. Lizzo's a pretty famous singer. She's been famous for quite some time, but she doesn't know that. I'm so unaware of my fame. People have to remind me.

I don't get reminded of my fame until I'm out, and then they're like, Lizzo, Lizzo, Lizzo! I'm like, oh yeah, I am a little bit, like, normally. Really? Yes! I can't imagine hating someone more. They're like, Lizzo, you're sitting on my dog. Lizzo, Lizzo!'re like, Lizzo, you're sitting on my dog.

Lizzo, Lizzo. So get off of my car. Yeah, it's funny you say that, because she has a different reason for why people are staring at her. People will stare at me, and I'm like, what the fuck are they looking at? I'm like, is it because I'm black? What the fuck are you looking at?

Like, I can't real. And they're like, it's because you're Lizzo? And I'm like, oh, let me calm down. It's because you're a planet. Yeah. That's why they're staring at you. Is it because I'm black? Yeah, I know.

Oh, a black person. Whoa! Wow! It's like the Japanese scene Godzilla. Oh, Rizzo! Rizzo! Don't do it! There goes SNL.

Fuck. All right, so Trisha claims that Lizzo is skinny now. We're all watching the screens, right? We can see what's going on here. Let's see what she says. Now, OK, not to get fully into it, because you talk about in every single interview, but you talk about your weight release.

And do you still have those feelings of like you said like if someone like points at you or something You still think is it cuz I'm bigger. Yeah, because I'm still in a bigger body. I'm just not as big as I was so like I watched when you you did the podcast soon. You're like, oh my god, actually, you're so tiny. I wasn't expecting it. I watched when you did the podcast, too. And you're like, well, she's skinny now. So you are skinny. I feel like we're the same size. No, no, no. Carl, let's do that.

You're so desirable among hot women. No, Dick, you're hot. Thank you. Actually, you're so hot. Guys, you both look just like Lizzo. I gotta say. I like that she goes, you're so hot. Guys, you both look just like Lizzo. I gotta say. I like that she goes, you're skinny now. I was at Cisco Bre last night.

She would be the fattest chick by about 300 pounds. 270 pounds. Yeah. Everyone beats. By about one Vespa. Well, this was interesting. Because Trisha says something you won't believe. I can't even imagine I've never lost a significant amount of weight.

You don't say. Really? You've never lost any weight? Remember, Adam 22 fucked this thing. Really? Never forget that. Never never ever forget so my hand has touched a hand has touched her pussy and I touched your hand congratulations both of you Jenny Jig I don't want to get into it but she wants

to lose weight I do want to I do to lose weight, but I'm like, ugh, I think the only way I could do it, and I know it must suck for you because you did it the easy way, or the hard way, I'm sorry, like hard work, not sorry, easy way. But everyone's doing Ozempic, which I don't think is, by the way, easy. Yeah.

It sounds like protein. It's not easy. It's not easy. I don't think it's easy for a guy. She goes, taking Ozempic doesn't make it easy to lose weight. What do you mean? Needles she goes we have to eat protein. Yeah like steaks Yeah, I could pull that off. I would imagine I don't know maybe I'm wrong, but they're talking about how like people like to make fun of fat people know it in this room

But apparently people do like to do that You know I'm saying I just feel like people just like to make fun of fat people whether you're big or small or think I small They like to make fun of us Yet, but mostly big Whether they're bigger small no mostly big when they're big and also when they're wearing pink jumpsuits. Correct. Extra. Yes.

Those are the times that it's fun to make fun of people. This is what they do at AA. They all sit around. People are really making fun of drunks. It's really annoying walking around with no pants on. Well, so Whistle has lost the weight. She's getting, obviously, her fans aren't a big fan of this because she always talked about how great it was to be big and how

everyone's healthy and blah blah blah blah blah bloop and so it turns out Lizzo has tried to lose weight in the past. I've tried everything it's just the science for me calories in versus calories out. Ozymbic works because you eat less food. Wow. Science. Do you guys know about the science they discovered? You lose weight when you eat less food?

Wild. Could you imagine? You could skip the Ozempic if you know that part of it. You don't have to take the Ozempic if you know that part. What a breakthrough. All right, so Lizzo was a vegan. Listen to this. The reason why she's lost weight is because she was a vegan

and then she realized the error of her ways and how to eat better. But really I was consuming like 3,000 to 5,000 calories a day, which I know like the calorie thing, oh my God, I'm getting so much backlash from this. The calorie thing is like, oh, don't talk about calories. We shouldn't be counting calories. That's a big gap.

It's impossible to count to 3,000. 3,000 to 5,000? She can't count that high. It's 5,000. By the way, when she was eating calories, it was 5,000. Yeah. And I love that she goes, people are going to get pissed because I'm talking about calories.

And you know, it's very fat phobic to bring up the Cword. Oh, yeah, they hate that. They don't like that Yeah, cuz it has nothing to do with calories deck. It's just you know even put that shit on them Honestly, they shouldn't put the calorie thing on the food items cuz why nobody's using them And now what they do is they're just like oh well It's only 100 calories and this 28 servings in this bag of potato chips. All right, cool, that's fine. I'm on a diet, that'll work. This is an interesting term she uses for losing weight.

But that's what I always try to stress, and I don't like to tell people too much about releasing weight. Releasing, you can't say losing weight. That's how she poops. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You have to release weight. Like's how she poops. Yeah.

You have to release weight. Like you're releasing it into the wild? Yeah. Like, oh. I don't even, I never loved you. So I couldn't make it 20 minutes into this thing without pulling every fucking clip. And I tasked Lucy and Andy with checking it out

and telling me what happens at the end. Listen, Carl, you're never gonna believe it, but in our clip one, it turns out that Trisha and Lizzo order a pizza. You're such a- Cheers, absolutely. Cheers to everything. Oh my gosh. Cheers to life and to loving our mom. Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm gonna be eating stuffed crust cheese pizza. I'm gonna cry. I'm really gonna cry. Yummy noises. I'm in my period too, like... Speaking of pizza sauce... Speaking of pizza sauce. By period. Get a fucking table.

They're gonna hold the mics and the plates at the same time? What is happening? They have to cram the pizza into their mouths. Are other women cool with women just talking about having their periods while they're eating pizza? No. It's like I don't want to hear about a guy jacking off. Not while they're eating pizza. Not while you're eating pizza at least. So you know Aaron Imholt has taught us a lot about the goal. So in clip three we are going to learn, we know the goal is very very important and we're gonna learn that Trisha wants to set her

own goal. I'm still fat, don't leave me since I'm done. I'm not getting no smaller than this honey. I'm plateaued. You're my goal weight. Oh no! Said nobody ever. Lizzo is somebody else's goal weight. Try harder? Liz always somebody else's goal weight Try harder All right, so we're gonna skip all the way ahead to clip five here this show is not just about

Eating pizza and being disgusting these Intellectual ladies they care a lot about the environment. Oh good. Okay we should probably start doing stuff to like help. Yes. Global warming and stuff like that. But, you two. Okay, we have the paper straws, but the cup is plastic. Let me tell you something. Thank you. It's a Psyop. It's a Psyop. There is a concerted effort. Guys, shut up. Smart people are talking. Now I believe her. All right, clip six. Let's go ahead and learn about Trisha's butthole.

I just started it because I was getting hemorrhoids, TMI, but like I started doing it and I was like oh it's kind of like game changer. What's a hemorrhoid? You've never had a hemorrhoid? How would you know? Really? No I've been thinking about this lately. What is it? I get hemorrhoids all the time.

Oh my god. I know. It leads. Oh! I can't believe it. Can we talk about your period again, please? Jesus Christ. No, no.

I'm actually quite sorry. We cannot, because actually in clip seven. Where does she get the hemorrhoids? That's what I want to know. Cheesecake factory. Yeah. Oh! Carl, you're so attractive.

I mean, you're my goal. I'm a lot fatter than people thought. All right, in clip seven, Lizzo cannot let all this roid talk one-upper. So yeah, Lizzo's got a one-upper. Thank God. Have you ever gotten a colonic? What's that? A colonic is?

Girlfriend. It's where you go and they put a tube in your... And they shoot liquid, like maybe like saline or water. It's not Gatorade. It's soda. It's water. If you're Lizzo, it's a milkshake probably. Like out of the toilet. Yeah. Brono. Yeah. Brono has a lot of power. In her water, like super clean, pure water, up your toe, into your colon, and it breaks up any impacted or compact,

loosens it, and then they suck all the shit out of your ass. Gets the come out. I think that's what she wanted to say there. So that's her secret. There's no come out. That's what she wanted to say there. So that's her secret. There's no come in her ass. And then they suck all this out of your ass. What's the point of that? To get that shout out, Joe.

The point of that is ass to mouth. Are you not paying attention? That's Trisha editing that, by the way. She's keeping a clean show. This is like respectable. Yeah, yeah. Smart shot on YouTube. All right.

Clip eight. This is where the show is going to get super sexy. Oh, god. I was waiting for this. They play relaxing music, and you just put a little lube there, and you just. Wait, why did you do this if you don't have the trowel? And you just sit back on it, and then you lean back, and it's just like warm water, and you just sit back on it and then you lean back and it's like warm

water and you just lay and then if you get a good like tech they can massage like your stuff and put like a little vibrating machine on you like come on Oh Man I can't wait to get a colonic now Dinner anyone looking for Last clip this is you know a big show with some big talent. It's a big show. I noticed that. We need a big finish for a big show. Okay.

But who cares? No big deal. I want more. And that's how the show ends. Wow. Thank you again to Tim for sending that in and thank you. I can't thank you guys enough. Trucker Andy and Lucy Typebox.

Let them hear it. They listened to it. They watched some horrendous shit for us today. Thank you, guys. All right. This time, I'm going to ask that we get Vinny Paulino up on the stage. And we get Johnny the Audio Engineer back up on the stage,

because we got a fat watch. Now, Dick, I should have gotten the fat watch jingle from you. I should have asked you for it. Yeah, I know. Sorry. Did you sing it? Oh, yeah. Fat watch.

This is fat watch. Fat watch. Fat news. Fat news. Dding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. I'm sitting. This is an honor for me, because I'm sitting with the two biggest contributors

to Fat Watch here tonight. Vinny and Johnny. You're welcome. The best clips, I can always count on them. Vinny goes to wrestling conventions. I'm convinced he doesn't even care about wrestling. He just wants to take videos of the people who go to them and send them to be a dick

They have extenders for their belts like they have on airplanes for seat belts You mean for the wrestling belts, yes Where do you want to start? I don't know what do you have the list in front of you? Oh shit, okay Um, oh, yeah, I guess the catwalk Okay, why don't we start with the top? Here's a juicy one for you Looking good keeping it together Lost it on the dismounts now what do you think happened there well what happened is they had to cancel a whole world series game well dick if you notice it looks like she's walking down a giant fruit roll-up so I think one of her shoes distracted yeah what are the shoes might have gotten stuck when she

realized you know she realized what it was got stuck fell over and wanted to So I think one of her shoes attracted. Yeah, one of her shoes might have gotten stuck. She realized what it was, got stuck, fell over, and wanted to take it. I like that she picks the dress out of her ass in the first two seconds. OK. I like how she had to really prepare before she took that stroll.

She knew she was going to have trouble before she had to. Kind of falls into it. I would also say that what happened there was some centrifugal force force and I said that wrong But what happened is she tried to stop in the rest of them. Yeah, and it just Inertia am I right? Yeah Object in motion is trying to get to the ocean Okay play that one guy Guy in a chair, something happens.

I don't know what. This chair was two days from retirement. And all the king's horses and all the king's men. Well, Dick, you brought up a good point with the last clip is the first thing this guy And all the king's horses and all the king's men. Well, Dick, you brought up a good point with the last clip, is the first thing this guy does when he falls is try to get his shirt unstuck. What is that?

I don't want people to see my big fat gut. Yeah, I'd hate for someone to know how fat I am. Yeah. OK, how about the cross stick? OK. OK, how about the cross stick? OK. Yeah, that's it. That's a rotator cuff blasting.

This is why I saw the Washington American Gladiators right here. Da da da da da da da da da da. You ain't gonna never find a bitch that could as man. She's got a whole Instagram account, too, of doing CrossFit while she's at it. That looks like a broken engine piston. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha there was a butter or a butterscotch on top of the bar. Well, she didn't get it. No.

Yeah, yeah. That fight. You want to set this up? I don't think I need to. You don't need to. All right. Jesus. One of them is a woman, but I don't know which one it is.

I remember this. This is when Ethan Ralph went over to Riley's house. I saw this. Yeah! Ethan Ralph went over to Riley's house You're missing it you're missing it it. Yeah, come on camera guy. Holy shit. Oh man. Judging by the look of the house, it's the first time anyone fought over that broom. I don't know how a guy films that and doesn't laugh out loud hysterically. I would not have captured this as well. It's impressive.

Okay, what's uh, oh yeah Fat Fat Joy sure what brings you fat? I use even pronouns. I am a DJ performing out in performance artist. You can find my Instagram with the number four What brings you fat joy is it changes depending on the day but Recently it's been picking the best outfit I can pick. Which means this is the outfit for today. Exactly. And it's really emotional. And getting joy from wearing the things that somebody,

or a lot of people, told me I could not wear. A lot of people. And I could not wear the other guy's feet. A lot, a lot of people. And I'm gonna look fabulous in it. And I'm finishing my outfit. And I did, and I will. You're f***ing great now, so. What brings you fat joy? What brings you fat joy?

Well, Dick, I think what they actually asked her was, what do you do after you get an Almond Joy? What brings you fat joy, Carl? Fat watch. OK, what do I got, a fat aerialist? Yeah, let's give that one a shot. All right. It's like a young Tony Hawk. Catching some air.

Oh yeah! Yeah! And I never got a boner again. I would like to invest in whatever metal that pole is made out of. Well see I always I was accused fat women of having cloven hooves and so when I heard that first clomp when she stepped out I went oh and then I saw the acrylic heels and I was like again much like you I'm like what brand of acrylic was that? Right Vinny you're right The Twin Towers would still be standing if they were built out of this metal. Too soon.

Too soon. Sorry, Boston. Yeah, I had body positive she should quit doing that. OK, FAT versus Europe, and then that's probably the last. OK, sounds good. For reasons why traveling with public transport in Europe is traumatizing for me as an American plus-size woman, all the seats are extremely narrow. Your people size. An average size person, there is extra space for cultured people which is good, But there are no wider seats for the spherically challenge.

The what? How is that not discrimination? Just like the seats, the check-in entries are way too narrow. I feel so dehumanized when people watch me struggle to get through the gate. So, how does someone with a wheelchair even fit through this? The platforms can only be reached by steep and very long stairs.

There are escalators sometimes, but they are always broken. Because you're overloading them. There is a huge gap between the platform and the train entrance. It makes me feel very anxious every time when I step into a train. And remember, my body isn't the problem, the system is. And remember, my body isn't the problem. The system is. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. I got it. If I was carrying a piano onto a train and there was a gap like that, I would be nervous too. All right. That's it, fellas.

That's it. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic. D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d Fat Watch. Thank you for all your contributions. Fat News. Today in Fat News. Thank you to Johnny, the audio engineer.

Thank you to Vinnie Paulino. At this time, I would like to bring up Lucy Titebox and Blind Mike Geary. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! No, stay. Stay. Yeah. How exciting is this? We forced Mike to do a live show with us. I'm like, I'm going to do a show 10 minutes from your house. You better be there. I was worried I wasn't going to make it up here. I only got here five hours ago, so it's been nice. We were hanging out in the green room and we're sick of each other. We'll never hang out again. We got our fill. It's been a delight. So I wanted

Blind Might to come up here because there's a local celebrity here with us tonight and I'm very excited about this. You know coming to New England was a big deal for me because it means I'm very excited about this. You know, coming to New England was a big deal for me because it means I'm closer to Harrison Young. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! There we go. There we go. Better lighting. Lighting's great.

Huh? Lighting looks fabulous. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! There we go. There we go. Better lighting. Huh? Lighting looks fabulous. Why do I look fabulous? Yeah, I think it does. Thank you.

Good afternoon everyone and welcome to Topic Time with Harrison Young. That's right, Topic Time with Harrison Young. That's right, Topic Time with Harrison Young. Let him hear it. He's here. He's in the building everyone. Let him hear it. This is very exciting.

And Dick, I don't think you're familiar with Harrison Young. No, the last one you showed me was such a doozy. Yeah, when you met that reality show with Lisa Boswell, that was fun. That was in Hackamanian Vegas. Well, Harrison starts off every show by thanking all the sponsors to his show. And he does this in a tremendous fashion that I think really benefits all of the advertisers.

Clips in a beautiful video and sounding and looking. But before we get there, I've got to read these incredible underwriters, and then we will commence per usual. So we have the Boston Auto Group in Northeastern. We have Lynch's Tolley Auto Cycling Truck Center in Brockton. One number for Tolley, one number for projects. My pal Lynch is here, so I was in search of new scrap metal wheels.

I need to do a transportation. He handles it all. We have the Lamb House of Pizza in Weyham. We have Blue Stem Natives, beautiful flower shop, women-owned native plant nursery in Norwell. I don't have one sponsor on my show. What the fuck? I also live here. Mike, well, you're lazy, man. What are you doing?

Yeah, you suck, dude. Is this bullshit? I'm calling Boston Auto when I get home. I was on Harrison's show, and I said, most people put the website, but you put the phone number. That's cool. That's what people want to know is the phone number. It's not a jingle number either.

It's just normal. Just a number. So Harrison Young is an interview show. And so he brings on guests. And wow, does he get great guests on his show. Is that how you say it? Jesse Rose, my stage name. but my full name is just pattern officer got enough to I love that that is so cool. I

remember when we talked on the phone to set this interview up I could you I was thinking what was that I mean you know I had to see it spell before I could pronounce it because it was hot to hear. And that's. because it was hard to hear. And you're a bodybuilder, right? I know you do music and you're a singer and songwriter, right, but you're also a singer.

But don't you do competitions for bodybuilding and physical fitness? Yeah, I'm a personal trainer, fitness coach, I am. That's like my nightmares. Some people say I didn't know enough about Patrick Melton when I interviewed him, but I nailed his name and profession. That is true. That is true.

So I just want to get you guys a sense of his interview style, because it is unique. And there's a reason why Harrison's been on TV for a very long time. Oh, Jesse, that was great. Tell us what we just watched and tell and explain how you got the got the into now you've started to explain how you just got up on stage and said go for it. So now be a little more in depth and explain what you did to go for, make it, to enable you to reach the pinnacle

of awesomeness that you have reached in the music world. So go ahead. So go ahead. Like how does this get, how does that come? So you're saying? Yeah. Why is he so tiny? Does stuff happen on the other side?

They're actually removing the camera from the studio as it's happening. They're pushing it out. So this is the last clip I have on here. And this is how things wrap up on the show. Dot com. So that is my new. R-O-S-E, right? Yes, like the flower, yes. Like the flower, okay. Well, Jesse did a great

job with me. We're gonna wrap the show up. Will you do me a favor and stick around in my tech guy? I'll take a pic for Facebook and I'll tag you in it. Are you okay to do that? Yes, that's great, yes. If you could tag me too, that would be phenomenal. Yeah, absolutely. Alright, Jesse, great job. Okay, folks, we're wrapping up another wonderful topic time episode. See you next time with another great guest. Wrapping up and snapping out. Boombox works. There we go. I never heard that catchphrase. All right, so at this time, producer Chris, I'm going to ask you to give up your seat for a moment.

I'd like to bring up Harrison Young who's here with us. Is this thing on? What a probe. Yes it is. Is this thing on? What a probe. Yes it is. I hope you're here with the camera because I'm fucking exhausted. You better be YouTubeing this. This has been magical. Well thanks for coming up Harrison.

It's great to talk to you. Harrison Younger. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. That's it? No, no, no. Of course not. Thank you so much for coming on the show.

Harrison, how long have you been doing your show for? Well, on August 18th, it'll be 15 years. I started on Wednesday, August 18th, 2010. And I've moved it to several venues since then. I had to find the right combination of people. It's still not easy, but the people that are currently producing my show are second to none. I couldn't do what I do without them.

The people that have always produced that have were great second to none people too. The only thing is is that the people I produce now, get me, they appreciate me. They don't swear at me as much. They're not accepting an Oscar. He asked you how long you've done the show. No.

Jesus Christ. I don't like to miss anything. I just want to make sure I get it all in there. That was a perfect answer actually. Don't listen to make sure I get it all in there. Don't listen to Blind Mike. That was a perfect answer. He doesn't know what he's talking about. That was crazy.

That way if anyone has any questions that, you know, I'm sure that they're thinking of now, feel free to ask everyone in the audience. I have a question for you, Harrison. Okay. Who was your most successful interviewer, or interviewee so far? Well, all right, well to be honest with you, I hate to tell you this, but he passed away

in terms of views. I mean, he's still getting views, but he's passed since we did the show. You were the second one, so far the first one was a guy named Wes Williams, who passed at 36th in 2023. I know I'm-

Harrison, you could have just said it was me, this guy wouldn't even know it. He's not even around, did know it. He could have just been like, it was you, Carl. You were a remote successor. If he's watching from heaven, I hope he understands that he's still got more views than you do. That's a really good point. He is watching from heaven. He was a from out there.

He was a great lie. I mean, he was a film producer. He grew up in the town of, what the heck was it? It's next to Bill. We'll wait. We'll wait. It's coming. It's in my head. Take your time.

It's Williamsburg, Mass, like Virginia. OK. I think it's Williamsburg. I don't know. Oh, I'm so, I'm,'m, Wilmington. Wilmington, that's it! Okay. Oh, that West Williams. That was worth it. That was a good payoff. Wilmington, Massachusetts. Great little town. West grew up there. West had me on a... All right, Harrison. I was joking. We don't care. So what people don't know about you is that you play this baseball game by yourself

in your living room. Lucy Typebox, I think, has questions. She actually wants to be there when you're playing this game. I want Kaylee over to help me out, to be my groupie. I am so ready to play. But I have a ton of questions. I know a fair amount about living room baseball. It's my understanding that you always are skins

and then there's a shirts team that doesn't exist. Is that correct? So I would have to be shirts if I came over to play. Whatever. I think you'd shake up the order. No! Yes! OK, my next question is, my understanding

is that you keep score. You keep score. My understanding is that also there are championships each year. Correct. I've won 148. I won 148 the other day on June 19th. Okay, so you've won 148. How many have you lost?

That's in 20 years, by the way. That's amazing. Hold on. I got to ask, did you ever think you years, by the way. That's amazing. Hold on. I got to ask. Did you ever think you'd get applause for this? This is amazing. Well, she's asking me.

I mean, she's my favorite person in the room right now. No, I know. I know. I love the question. I love the answer. I just, I'm very enthusiastic about how people are responding to this. I want to be a little, you think of this. All right.

You want to, I mean, as long as we're talking about my baseball game, why don't we go for the rules a little bit? Yes, please. Explain it. Yeah, are you guys talking about baseball? All right, the format of the game is this as follows. I play a six game series every day. You can only get runs by hitting home runs.

There's two ways to do that. It's in my living room. I have no furniture, just the fireplace. And you hit the ball, you throw the ball against the wall. It's a cat toy. The batters are all old broken off ice scraper with the edge gone, you whack the ball against the fireplace over the cover, it's a home run,

or if you hit the ball in the middle of the room and you can run four bases, it's a grand slam. But if you do anything else with the bat, if you get a single and you can't convert it on the next at bat, you give up runs. Now, I have, I've won 104. You make an out by hitting the ball into the ceiling. That's a fly out.

Or if it's a ground out on each side of the out zone, which is the area where the cuts of the carpet go to the back wall, that separates the hit zone from the out zone. Now, I realize. Got it. And I computer that. I realize not every Fort Bass is an out. I realize Mike can't write this down.

But is Justin writing this down for you, Mike? I hope so. We're playing tonight. Yeah. It's my dream to play. It's my dream to play. OK, so you've won 148 over the 20 years. Yes. Who wins when you don't win?

Well, it's like solitaire. When you play cards, if you win, you get 52 cards on the table. If you don't, you get 51 or less. So it's just like that. How do you celebrate a championship? I jump up and down and I, do you really want to know? Come on. Can you demonstrate?

I'm a family in private. Yes, demonstrate it. I want to see Harrison Young pretend he just won a championship. What do you do? She can celebrate with me. Yeah, yeah. Let's see what it looks like, Harrison. Can you show us? What do you do when you celebrate? I'll All right. Yeah, yeah. All right.

Let's see what it looks like, Harrison. Can you show us? What do you do when you celebrate? Well, I'll tell you what I can do. I don't have any video footage of me playing, but if you want to hold, if you can hold, if you hold the camera up to my cell phone, I'll show you what the room looks like. Is that all right? Can you do that?

Yeah, that's easy enough. Why, I can't do that. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to do it. I want to show you. I can't. I don't have a camera Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it. I can't, I don't have a camera up here to hold up. Can Carl do it and you tell him if he's right? Carl reenact it.

Carl reenact it. Carl reenact it right now. Carl, you won living room baseball championships. Yeah. I don't know. Is that right? Take your shirt off. Just don't know. Is that right? Take your shirt off. Bear with me.

Bear with me. Bear with me. You've got to stand up at least. Why is it on me now? What just happened? Like the room just turned on me. I went, all right, it's your show, Harrison. I'll leave.

The next segment is about Rob Saul. Take it away. Let's see. Come on. I can find it. Take your time. All right, let's see, yeah, come on, I can find it. Take your time. All right, man, it's almost there. Bear with me, a lot of pictures.

It's like Vito's searching for something right now. OK, baseball, baseball, baseball. I kind of want to know what the other pictures are. Oh, here we go. All right, take a large pic. Can you zoom in on this? Oh, yeah! Show it to Mike. He'll describe it to us.

How good is everyone's vision? What am I missing out on? Can you just hold up his phone and say, can you see that? It feels very phallic, is what I'm seeing. What the fuck is this? It feels very phallic. It's like a shower curtain that you're hitting a ball, a rubber ball with.

That's my baseball field, simply. That's living room baseball. It's like a shower curtain that you're hitting a rubber ball with. That's my baseball field. That's living room baseball. There's no furniture in this. There's a picture of an empty room that's on this. Yes. You need a television and a Super Nintendo in here, and then I could get behind it.

You might as well just be at homes.com. You're just looking at our room, scoping it out. All right, so any other questions? Sorry, Lucy's got more questions. I have so many questions. OK, so another thing that I've noticed, it seems like you interview a lot of very beautiful young ladies.

Yeah, you're the one I want next. Well, I would be honest. Whoa! Yeah, you're the one I want next. Well, I would be honored. Whoa! And I want to interview you too. Very smooth. OK, OK, but so how do you usually go about getting a woman

to come onto your podcast? What's the normal process? OK, you've heard of Facebook, right? Yeah. OK. OK. Well, I have a crew of a total of 4,997 friends on Facebook. OK.

And I reach out to everybody and anybody. I see a pretty girl on Facebook. I say, how would you like to do my show? Most of them tell me to F myself with a dildo. Every now and then, it creates the illusion, because maybe one out of every 100 people will say, sure, I'm horny enough. I'll do it.

And then when they- I'm pretty sure that's how Fallon books his guests. And then, OK, so then they say yes, they do your show with you. And you either do it virtually or they come with you in studio. Correct. I much prefer in studio, but virtual works. Unsurprisingly. And then after they're done, I notice

that a lot of them post similar things on Facebook. So you'll make a post saying, oh, this person joined me on TopikCon. I watch everybody. Every person I interview, well, everyone's interesting that I interview. Everybody has an interesting story to tell. That's what I always say.

But the ones that I think are going to bring my ratings up, the ones when they post something I will always I will always copy it and paste it and say hey these person so and so is on my show looking at now And next thing I know I get four thousand people saying whoa this guy must have some show. That's all What was that I heard something on I thought I guess was dreaming it, okay, no problem. That's cool, bro. So that's how it works, basically. But do you have any advice for Carl, for his shows?

Just keep plugging me, brother. You'll get there, kid. And Adam, I hope you getting this Guys please give it up for the great Harrison young check out his show topic time Thank you Harrison for joining us so now I gotta leave yes Thank you for having me thank you for being here buddy. This has been fantastic. You dirty dog, you. Well done my friend.

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All right, at this time, at this time I wanna bring up Jenny Jingles to join us. Yeah! Jenny Jingles! Blind Mike's going to hang out with us because we got to check in on our favorite woke TikTokker. Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! So here we are at the Woke-o-Fish Show. Making videos about my transvestite children and who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,

who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, Mike has referred to him, is a guy who has two children who are both in the LGBTQIA plus community. One is trans, the other one is gay. The one who's gay wasn't always gay, but then saw that the other one was getting a lot more

attention than she was and decided like, hey, you know, I like sucking on pussy, right, dad? It's like, all right, I'll start talking about you and my stuff too, that's fine. Cool. Well, we asked our buddy RecordLover, who's in our Discord, because he has a Woke.dad TikTok account where he goes back and finds the archives of this guy's TikToks, long before we discovered him. And he finds some creepy stuff this guy was up to. And so I challenged him for this live show.

I said, go back and find some stuff from the archives that we don't know about with Wokedead. And Dick, I'm interested in how you feel about this guy. He's... He opened up, well he's opening up an art studio. And the art studio is just for trans kids. It's a safe space for them to paint.

It's called molest you. And so this place is kind of built now, even though there's never kids in there. It's just him making mugs. But this is going back a couple years when he was just talking about starting it. Making mugs that think they're bulls. This isn't a joking matter. Think of all the kids that are dying at the straight art studios.

It's not safe for them in these studios, Dick. I don't think you're understanding the severity of this. If you care about protecting trans kids, this is the place. This is going to be an art studio that's gonna support kids in marginalized communities, give a lot of people safe spaces. No, bro. It's because I've given myself a November deadline

and I have a lot of work to do. This space has a brand new roof on it already. I did some facial work yesterday. As you can tell, this office is not done. But the electrical anchor is in place, which is super exciting. By the end of this weekend. I may be ready for power I'm really thankful that I know how to do a lot of this stuff because it's given me the opportunity to be able to do it

Because the cost is very high so my sweat equity Pouring everything I got into this we're gonna get this open Because there's a lot of kids and a lot of marginalized communities who really need safe spaces. And this election season, this... How did we get here? ...is making a lot of people scared. I don't want to do everything I can to give them hope, to give them safe spaces, and to make them feel safe. So, we're doing entry cable today. What's up?

Yeah, the whole studio is about entry cable. No, you can't let that guy around a bunch of kids. He doesn't know. Ah. Mike, is the studio open yet? I mean, it takes time to build things. Three, four, five years sometimes for one room to paint in. Dang it.

Those poor kids. Let's not forget, he has created two GoFundMe's for this thing. And combined, they've gone way above and beyond what he needed to raise to end this project. It's expensive. What don't you get about art studios? They're expensive. He also has an Amazon wish list that, until we shamed him,

included five iPads. For the kids. For the kids. Yeah, because the kids can't share an iPad. They all need their own. A kiln costs thousands of dollars. He has three kilns now. He's up to three fucking kilns this guy.

So this is a great clip. And Jen, by the way, helped me curate these. Recordlover sent these over. And this is just his inflated sense of self. Only Woked Ed can behave like this online. Okay, so your last tattoo is the weapon you have to use to go into battle. Hmm.

I guess that means I'm going into battle. Just my heart. Guys! Just my heart. Guys. He's so proud. Eww. Anyone watching that would expect him to pull out his cock when he asked that. You should see his tattoo. Jen remind me, who sent us that? It wasn't just Record Lover, we had another helper. No, that was Sharon Peters. Sharon Peters sent that out.

We're thanking Sharon Peters. Who also has a Woke Dad, a Woke Dad. She's a Woke Dad TikTok, right? Yeah, she does. She also does one. She's an aficionado. So what Woke Dad does that we love is he has a mobile coffee shop.

And he has these conversations with customers. And customers will say things to him. Like, we just played this on the show, where a black woman goes, whoa, you just looked at me differently than any white person ever has, as if I wasn't even black. And he goes, god damn, those white bastards. I wish they were more like me. He's retelling this?

He always retells it. He talks about he was in a Walmart bathroom, and a guy kicked him out because he's wearing a trans shirt. And he thought he was a trans woman. How did he get a freak? How did he get a freak? And we always say, why wouldn't he record these conversations? Show the clip.

Show the clip. Wouldn't that be amazing to see these interactions? Well, it turns out that Dan very easily could be showing us these interactions because he has a camera on his mobile coffee shop. I don't know why anybody would want to send me free samples, but every once in a while somebody takes that risk because honestly I'm going to give you an honest opinion. It's going to be 100% honest.

I don't care if they send it to me for free or not. And I own three businesses. I'm going to pick the living crap out of that thing. To be honest, though, this one's pretty impressive. Now, it's got a solar panel on to keep the battery charged. This is a camera. It's a backup camera. What's cool about this is this is a mobile coffee shop

that I own. And I know the generator's running, but the hitch is right here. And I can stick this to the back of my truck And then I can point that camera down at the hitch if I need to back up to the trailer What I'm actually using it for those for different purposes I have an all-aluminum trailer so I had to put a metal plate on the back of the trailer because this thing is So you can put it anywhere Don't play it on the back of the trailer because this thing is... So you can put it anywhere!

And film anything! The camera is super wide angle and now I can tell how many people are in line in my drive through mobile coffee shop window without having to stick my head all the way out of the window. So if I'm busy, I can flip the camera. Oh, I must have been texting. The one downside, if you aren't using it as a normal backup camera for a car, you do need like a battery bank with a 12 volt plug. I actually happen to have a lot of those. Most people aren't using it for a normal backup camera for a car, you do need like a battery bank with a 12 volt plug. I actually happen to have a lot of those. Most people aren't using it for what I'm using it for though.

Quality on the camera is really good. Quality on the screen is really good. I don't know. If this thing holds up, I'm pretty impressed. He's recording every interaction! We never get to see any of them. He sets it up right above the window. And to the thing of maybe he's worried about people's privacy or whatever, but they're all the nicest. It's someone saying, you're a hero who changed my life. Who wouldn't want to put that on the internet?

He convinced two Texans to not vote for Trump. That's how amazing this guy is. That's right. It's very convincing You always wonder how these guys get caught This guy other guys get caught doing really horrible things you like why are you recording everything you're doing? Sickness. Oh, we'll be talking about we gonna do some creep off stuff in a little bit. They're always, they're always filming their own crimes.

It's amazing how that works. So why does the video even exist of you talking to this kid behind your coffee store? So before Dan was this woke liberal who was trying to save the world and make everyone trans. He was trying other gimmicks to be popular on TikTok. And I love going back and seeing these old ones where he's just being goofy, just being silly Dan Alexander.

Different guy entirely. Totally different guy than what we see today. Very serious about everything he says. That doesn't look like a Tesla. What? Billy Wonka! I mentioned chocolate. Can't believe that didn't catch on. Can't believe that didn't catch on.

We talked a lot about how Dan always wears a hat and we wonder about his hairline and what's going on with that. Hey, I found a fit in somewhere. hat and we wonder about his hairline and what's going on with that. He tried a lot of different things before being a woke liberal is what caught on and made him popular. He'd make a great furry. He would make a good furry. I think he's halfway there.

He might be better. This is odd because I think he's halfway there. He might be better. Yeah. This is odd because I think he's making a gay joke here. Mike, you watched this ahead of time. I did. I can't quite tell because he does... There is a thing that he does at this time where he's like, it's all comedy, baby. He's like Rogan back then. He's like, come here and get offended as if this is all comedy, brother.

So this is for Scott and Rich. You guys have been making me laugh so hard with your store names, so I wanted to contribute to your cause. Here's my own take on this, though. This dangle hole's for you. OK, so in all seriousness, I've been down by this rocky road many a times and I just can't, I can't go down that road. I can't go down it.

Anya stinker. He went on to do the first bit from I'm fascinated by him. I know. He doesn't live very far from us, Dick. We could go visit him in his mobile coffee shop anytime. Oh, really? Yeah. He's in New York State. He probably makes great coffee. I'm sure it's fine. Sure it's fine.

A bit muddy. This is why Dan is TikTok famous. Oh. Hey, everybody. I'm Dan. I'm a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber.

I'm a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber. I'm a YouTuber. I'm sure it's fine Sure, it's fine muddy This is why Dan is tick-tock famous Hey everybody So I wanted to take a few minutes and give you the top five reasons that my girls my daughters think that I was Back when he had two daughters You're misjudging one of the kiddos it'd be'd be great if Dan in the past was like my girls, or whatever the fuck you call them. Whatever they think they are today. What's great about this is that all he talks about now

is how his children look up to him. They think he's a superhero. He told this story, Dick, where they went to some convention and, you know, they're at the superhero convention and when they got back he said, draw your favorite superhero and they both drew him. Yeah. He's like, ah, and I found out I was my children's superhero. They drew like the gayest guy in the world.

Oh, it's me. So what's amazing about this is before he became this persona of super dad, who the kids can't wait to hang around with, we learn what's really going on. Hey, everybody. So I wanted to take a few minutes and give you the top five reasons that my girls, my daughters think that I will never make it TikTok famous. So start off with number one. It's right up there. Dad, you are lame AF. These girls are pretty perceptive.

So for any of you out there in the TikTok world who know what AF means, I'm going to go with Amazing Father because guess what? I am. Number two, super adamant about this one. Dad, you are lame AF. Okay, moving on to number three. You're so embarrassing the comedy rule of two on that one I guess it's only gonna get worse from here. We're going up in the world. Okay number four dad you are not funny That one stinks a little bit number one dad you're kind of a gay bitch He's tossing the cards like Letterman

Brain aneurysm at that point So these kids are telling me he's not funny But I disagree because wait until you see this gag he did with bud light bottles pretending to be my favorite Yeah, this is shot him like kid rock No, they saw me dead. This is what Dan used to be drunk. This is one of my favorites. Yeah, you shot him like Kid Rock. No, it's not what he did. This is what Dan used to be like. Just the other day I was talking with a friend of mine. She came up to me and she goes,

how are you such an incredible dad? And I said, it's simple. You just have to open every situation with a heart full of gold. You know when you really love your kids, everything really is an adventure. Everything is fun, everything is exciting. Being patient and kind truly goes a long way. Every parent really deserves to have that type of relationship with their kids.

I don't want to hear you guys laughing. Isn't this funny? So if you're listening, he's piling up Bud Light cans in front of him. Or as Tab would call them, thinking beers. Let the moon hit your eye like this. It's a bina-sumore. You actually can't get drunk on Bud Light. That is a scientific fact. That's not how that works at all.

He's Foster Brooks. That was pretty good. You're buying that? Pretty good acting? That guy can't be around kids, man. You're buying that? Pretty good acting? That guy can't be around kids, man. You got to stop this, Carl. He talks about his ex-wife and says, my ex is a narcissist. Ah.

And then he makes videos like this and puts it on TikTok. It's funny they introduce this to Dick, because he's like, you guys are laughing at this? This man's a danger. Yeah, I know, right? Stop him. We've been on a journey for years. You just watch this this going this guy has to get his tits taken away from him we know but also it's kind of funny here's the last clip out here he's not

right yeah you know just getting a little want to make sure I'm doing okay. Yeah, okay, makes sense, makes sense. I'm going to need you to drop trowel and slide on over. Slide on over. Right about here. Oh, okay. The lighting is awful in here. I'm going to have you jump on the table and flip on over. Ah, okay, perfect.

I'm all set. Your doctor will be with you shortly. You're not the doctor? Oh, he was getting molested. By himself. Pretty good stuff. Some woman out there just goes, what's happening? I know. That's not what I thought.

When we do these shows on YouTube, we have no idea what the actual feedback is. And now we know. It's like, what's going on right now? Why are we watching this man? It's demented. Oh, Daniel. Don't ever stop.

So that's our buddy Woke Dad. I'll hit it again. All right. Say good night and go home. Coffee show up. Maybe Mary knows about. I transferred our be showing up. Making videos about. I'm gonna translate that to dream for TikTok. For TikTok.

Thank you very much. Blind Mike Geary, Jenny Jingles. Give it up for him. Alright. Oh shit, you know what? Mike, Mike, you're still on. I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot, Mike. Get back here.

I'm going to let Dick take a break. That's just a joke you do on Mike. I'm going to let Dick take a break, and I'm actually going to bring up Adam Bush and Vinnie Paulino. What's happening, buddy? What's up happening buddy? Alright so as you guys know my buddy Adam has been doing this little experiment where he goes on people's shows and he says I'll be a guest. Hopefully he'll be on Harrison Young's show. So yeah. Where Harrison Young shows 30 minutes by the way which is nice. It's not four hours like Joey C's show. But Ed has been going on people's shows and then we pull some clips and we talk about the interactions that he has. Well there's one guy, you don't even

have to go on his show. You could just be in the chat, the free chat, and just write something and walk away, which is what you did with Rob Saul. Yeah! Woo! And this is Adam entering Rob Saul's chat. Adam Bush is here, by the way. This is very hurtful, hashtag Rob Saul Army.

Yes, thank you. Yes, the Rob Saul Army. Yes, thank you. Yes, the Rob Saul Army. Is that the real Adam Bush? Yeah, if you're gonna give $700 to us. I know, $700. In fact, you know what? I'll give you a link for free today, Adam Bush. If you want to come talk to me face to face, I'll do it for free today, and you can do your little What? Adam Bush. Your little shit.

Do it, Adam Bush. You're like, nah, Rob, who hurt you when you were a child? and you can do your little, your little, do it Adam Bush. Eh, Rob, who hurt you in your time? Now is your time. Ooh. One thing about Rob Stahl, he loves Jewish people. He's a big fan, as you can see. So that's all you wrote.

That's it. That's it. This is very hurtful. Hashtag Rob Sellarby. And you walked away. Yep. Then you came back and you watched what happened, the aftermath of that, and things got wild. Yeah, he lost his fucking mind.

He's obsessed with Carl and I being in a, just a real gay loving relationship. Then he ropes in everyone's wives and he makes it. The real problem is the distance. You know it just doesn't work. He's in LA, I'm in New York. It's never gonna work. Hearing all those criticisms puts a lot of strain on our relationship. But I always wondered why he was so obsessed with that.

Because he has no other issues with us. It's just this and we learn here where this comes from. My mom, like I always lived with my dad but when I would go stay with my mom, my brother, my half brother, we had different dads with the same mom, I would stay with him and my mom would make us take baths together To Uncomfortable age like it was like a weird age like it was too old like a couple To be bathing together, but I think it was started that with me is like I'm not a I'm not a large gentleman and My my brother she would make me take a bath with my brother, and his cock was hanging

down to his knees. And- Good Lord. Your brother's with words? Mine was barely going over the ball sack. So before we go into that story, he talks about how he listens to Howard Stern still. Yeah, he said he relates to Howard Stern on a personal level. Yeah.

And still listens to him in 2025 So if you're curious who is still listening, it's Rob Saul It's because he relates to Howard having a small penis, right? and Apparently definitely not relating to the hot wife No, or the money or the career or the broadcasting skills. Yeah. No, but apparently this did wound him for life because he got called names by his family when he was taking these baths with his brother.

What the fuck? I mean, me and my brother were in bed. I remember him sitting there, we'd be Indian style in the bath, and his cock was down to his knees, and then he'd stop, and I'd be looking at him, and mine, and then they would goof on me, like my brother and my mom,

and they'd call mine a pine needle. Like, oh, yours is like a little pine needle. It was so... Wow, that's awful, yeah. It's like scarring stuff. Yeah, and then they would say stuff and make comments. And I think that really fucked me up sexually, like as an adult, because I always

had trouble with intimacy. Because, hey, now, Colin, I mean, I want to say I'm large. Maybe I'm even below average with penis size, but it's not like. I've got to say, if my mom called me a needle deck, I would have some issues. I'd be taking them out on people as well. I was hoping you'd end that with one way of saying,

Adam Bush is a loser. Yeah. Let's not forget where this all started, dude. I bet his brother was like, oh, oh, look at me. I'm Rob's dick. Look at me. I'm so weird. Look at me.

I'm Rob's tiny dick. Because nobody asked. He just brought this up. Yes. So this continues on. And I got to tell you, we could have clipped 30 more examples of this. But what this does point out is that while his father is

clearly absent, he refers to his real father, Howard Stern, for advice. Now, you know what? Actually, I remember my cousin and his girlfriend were over when we were adults and they had a, we would, I had Howard Stern on demand and they had the world's smallest penis contest. And that's what finally fixed me. Um, cause I remember I didn't want to watch it because I'm like, oh, it's going to be a world's smallest penis contest and I bet you all these guys are going to be bigger than me.

Jesus Christ! Maybe you could have entered and you'd be the winner. So I didn't want to watch it and my cousin's girlfriend was like, come on, stop being a bitch, let's watch it. So I put it on and we watched it and we were laughing and I mean, all these guys, they were like significantlyantly smaller than me nobody on there was bigger than and I was like, oh, I'm not as small as I thought But that's what finally fixed me It's a good thing his cousin's girlfriend forced him to watch this Howard Stern bit from 1992 You know, I felt like a long time Howard lost his audience

Like he hasn't been in touch with him. Turns out, wrong. Yeah, right. He knows who's watching. When he says his cousin's girlfriend,, you little bitch, watch it. I'm going to skip five. Yeah. OK. So now his mom is telling him stories about his dad.

And I've had conversations with my mom that were uncomfortable, that I didn't want to be a part of, but nothing like this. Oh, no. Sounds like your mom behaved like a father. Yeah, yeah, my dad. I don't know, but she would always say my dad was small compared to the men she had.

Good lord. Why would she? No, Jeff is gonna clip it. I knew Jeff would come to you. I mean, my mom would, you know, she would make jokes and it's like, yeah. And I remember saying to her and I'm like, well, when's mine gonna grow like my brother Mike's?

And I remember looking, she looked genuinely, she looked kind of amused too, but she also looked kind of saddened for me, and like that she had to break the news to me that this is it, that's all you're, this is all you're getting. I like to think she sat on the toilet smoking a cigarette, having a drink, watching her two little boys take a bath,

just going, I need to dick your dad and a tiny one too. It's a great confidence boost. He's like, well, between the Howard Stern contest and my dad, at worst I have the sixth smallest dick in the world. But I also like this, almost like a Jim Norton fetish, where he's like, mom, tell me about my dad's dick again. How small it was. I would plesure you in any way.

Tell me all about it. And I love how you're supposed to tell your kids, believe in yourself and anything's possible. She's like, there's no hope for you. Nothing's going to happen. That's it. Well, things get worse when we're talking about Rob's dad. And I think we learned a lot.

I'm glad that you put that one comment on the channel, because we learned why Rob is the way he is. Yeah, she actually said it about my dad. My mom's actually the one that finally told me my dad was gay, because I had a lot of questions about what was going on in my house. And she finally told me. Yep. All right. That'll do it. That's not great. His mom seems like a terrific podcast guest

Well, so he had a gay dad with a small dick but his mom was cool She liked to party it was reversed, you know know like if she was with your dad first yeah But yeah, so your brother's dad like ruined her yeah 15 when she had my brother yeah, and then she was 17 or six she got 16 Holy shit Two kids with two different guys the ages of 15 and 16? That's almost hard to do! Like you gotta give it a time to like bounce back usually, right?

I don't know! I wanna know what Clearwater Chad's follow-up was about to be. Like he's really taking that in stride. It's actually a nasty deal. But I can see where you get that confused. It's all the same case. Oh, Neil, I'm sorry. So yeah, we're learning a lot about Rob. And it was tough for him.

Well, at some point, he calls his brother on the phone at 2 AM to get his brother to explain himself. Hey, baby arm. Yeah. Yeah, he wanted to talk to his brother about his big dick. And then people, when his brother didn't pick up, people in the chat keep calling in in big, oversized voices claiming to be his brother or his brother's cock.

Yeah. There were some black scents going on in the callers calling in. You could imagine. Yeah. But this was tough. Having a gay dad when you're Rob Saul growing up, it's going to be difficult.

My dad was when I found out, because I was very resentful to my dad when I're Rob Saul growing up, it's gonna be difficult. My dad was, when I found out, because I was very resentful to my dad when I found out he was gay, because I was getting teased in school about my dad being gay, so you know, as a kid, my dad was one of the greatest dads. He was, really, would do anything for me. He would give me the world, everything.

My dad was a fantastic dad, but as a kid, you don't appreciate that. And I was just upset with him about the, uh, you know, getting teased myself in school. You know, I really gave him shit. And my dad said to me, he said, I don't want to be gay. He said, if I hit a button right now that I could press and not be gay, I would press that button. You know, it's just, y'all get inside, you can't like... Oh God.

Profound. Amazing response. It makes me feel so uncomfortable during this conversation. I love though that like, you know, in this day and age it's all about pride and being who you are and you want to like tell, instill in your children like, hey, you be you. No. Everyone's different. Everyone's, you know, don't let like, hey, you be you. Everyone's different. Don't let them pick on you for being you.

Be proud of yourself. Instead of dad goes, dude, I wish I wasn't gay. I also tease myself. What a queer I am. You think I like living like this? You don't think I wish I could change this? I was gargling with semen last night. You think I'm proud of myself?

I'm obviously not. I don't want you to see me this way. But Rob learned a valuable lesson. As long as the dogs are satisfied, it all evens out. And that's the thing. A tiny penis is an advantage to a dog fucker. Right. That's true.

Wow. You know what? This is all making sense now. Because he's got those little chihuahuas. And you wonder, how do you even manage that? Button penis. Evolution. That's the answer.

Aaron Imhol can relate. He needs a button penis. And what I like is when his brother didn't pick up, he sent me the link. Yes, that is true. Adam got the link, he wasn't there. How big's your dick? I have one more clip on here, and it just shows how dumb Rob is. I know there's a lot of mathematicians here in the audience today, I assume there aren't,

but I bet you'll figure out what's wrong with this. We're in our 40s and our 50s and we're out of line, but my mom, she was raising me as a teenager when she was in her 20s. Yeah. You stupid fucking bottle mouth cunt. Yeah. Is that possible?

No. Oh, OK. I wasn't sure. I wasn't sure about that. You know, I brought up Aaron Imhold, who also famously has a button penis. We learned about that at Hackamania. You guys know about Aaron Imhold from Steel Toe?

Yeah. Yeah, we know about that guy. Well, Mr. Magenta, who is here with us tonight, where is he? Somewhere out there. Mr. Magenta writes great song parodies for us, and he put one together just for the live show in Boston about our friend Aaron. juice come on let the spunk loose yeah to me it's like fuel before I get cut and me the lotion so I can go back watching from the chair and when Nick busts on you in slow motion make sure you save some for me, and I'll drink you a stick cuz I gotta have good Good

Come I gotta have come come Before I drown in a milky ocean Before you let all that stuff go to waste I've just got to have courage You should consider Coral's abortion That makes him way worse than me So don't judge me by the taste I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come. I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.

I got to have come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, I just heard it for the first time just now. Thank you, Mr. Magenta. Thank you. Adam Bush flew here from LA. Who else can say that? Oh, yeah, a bunch of people, nevermind. And that was a beautiful piece you did earlier comparing. I'm from the East Coast and I live on the West Coast, so that was a beautiful bit you did comparing Boston.

There was one I took issue with. Not the Holocaust one, that was so fresh, so current. It was the, yeah, well. Holy shit. It was when you pointed to the backyard, and you were like, look at that backyard. What a stupid backyard. It was just a backyard.

Leave it alone. It's OK. All right. The great Adam Bush, everybody. Give it up for him. Blind Mike Geary, everyone. Give it up for Blind Mike Geary. Thank you, boys.

I want to welcome to the stage Dick Masterson, coming back up, and Johnny the audio engineer guys that sounds really gay you want it, I love it! You want it, you got it. Day! Day! There's a little show Carl and I do every Monday at 1 o'clock called the Creep Off. Yeah! And when we travel to different towns, we like to look at the city we're

visiting through the lens of the Creep Off and bring the live crowd something called the Boston scum parade all-stars. Yes Most of you are not from Boston and don't give a shit about this city and neither do we so let's get into it So I'm not gonna give you a lot of context before we watch this video. I'm just going to tell you this is 34-year-old Ian Atkinson and a place called Dorchester, which is very close to here from what I understand.

So let's be Ian, Carl. Clip number one. I want a friendly hug. Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ha! Ha! I'm sure such a short clip leaves a lot of you with questions. So I'd like you to know what the police say happened here. Clip two, Carl. Boston police say what you just saw was a man attacking a woman because she did not say good morning to him. We do a lot of victim blaming. There is a lot of victim blaming that we do on the creep off so she deserved it was the right cabinet that's a true creepo out there well yes I gotta say I didn't think

Boston was a city that was so hung up on manners but it turns out they are clip three the defendants accused her of not saying good morning to him. I quote from the police report when people say good morning to you, you should say hi you crazy b****. All right, I'm falling in love with Boston. You won me over. You'll have manners in this town, you understand? But how savage of a beating was this? Clip four. You can see just how long the attack goes on in this surveillance video. The suspect takes off from Balsam Street,

almost hitting her with his car as he drives away. No. Yeah, not great. Hey, good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening.

Now, the good news, everybody, he was not hard to find. Clip five, Carl. Prosecutors say he wasn't hard to find because he was already wearing a GPS monitoring device. His criminal history includes other assault and drug-related charges, but his attorney says, he's the victim in this case. Now, would you do me a favorite show, 6B, Carl?

Yeah. That's the ankle model. You can see it in the picture. That's a good look. He has to know this is funny. That guy has to know what he's doing good look. He has to know this is funny. That guy has to know what he's doing is funny. Someone send him a copy of this. Yeah.

I think it's only fair. Now, maybe him and Neil Brennan will team up and start a comedy sitcom. Now, I liked how we teased at the end there. The lawyers were explaining that it was not this guy's fault. And I'd like to hear his attorney out on that. Okay. I think you guys will too. What he did was he defended himself because the victim was a Vatican. He says the woman came after him first, spraying him with their garden hose.

But yeah, that's right. She claimed he claims she's swim Come on people She's so inappropriate Carl Carl that is awful. We all know the reason he didn't want to get sprayed is because you can't get the ankle monitor wet All right. Yeah, that's a problem too. God. You're an animal. Okay, I

Like the lawyers for the prosecution. You have some good DAs in this town. They offer a rebut to that. Okay. Prosecutors say the video doesn't show any of that. There's no water on the ground here. There's no water on the defendant here. What the quote should have been was, if the perp is not wet, to jail he must get. That's how you're going to cross the bridge.

Now whenever a situation happens like this, I really appreciate when the local news checks in with the neighbors because they always have something to add to this. Of course. Her neighbors, shocked to learn a fight so violent, could happen over something so small. I'm scared to hear that because I'm over here walking my dog alone and walking by myself alone, so it's scary. I agree.

Her eyebrows are halfway up her forehead. She looks terrified. All right, enough with that guy that's Ian Atkinson from Dorchester which is great I feel like it should be pronounced drunker it's like it's like Rochester yeah something like that okay let's on. I want to introduce you to Robert Kawada. Image number 10, Carl. Well, you're gonna You're gonna be shocked to hear this guy creating an elaborate ruse to make sure that he didn't become a father dick.

Oh. You see, this guy's from Brookline, Massachusetts. He's 36 years old and his girlfriend was very pregnant. And is that the... I'm sorry we don't have microphones for everyone tonight. We're just keeping it up here. So apparently he starts googling to figure out how to get her not pregnant. Yeah. And, uh, he starts off with giving her raspberry tea leaf cookies. Don't give your wife those, Dick.

Okay. So that didn't work. She was still pregnant. So he can't, he finds a buddy and he has the buddy call his pregnant girlfriend and say, Hey, I'm from your doctor's office. I'm the nurse. And we got your lab results back and you need more iron. So we're going to prescribe that you get an iron supplement.

And he went to the store and picked it up for her. Within about a week or so, no more baby. No more baby. So at some point, she tried to call the nurse back at the number that the nurse had called from and realizes that that's a fake number, that it's not a real, doesn't lead to anything. And then she starts looking. Wow, that's devious. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Then she starts looking into what's going on here, and it turns out the pills were called prylatopofol or something. Either way, I can't say it. And it definitely killed that baby. And his buddy helped him. You don't find the humor in that? Ha ha ha. Waka waka.

Thank you. Creep off of the comedy show everyone. You left out the part where did he leave the one dead baby in ten trash cans? Or was it ten dead babies in one trash can? It was one in the toilet, Johnny. Yeah, that was bad, huh? Mesoprostatol is the name of it. And when they searched his phone,

they realized he had been researching all this stuff. It's always the phone that gives it away. It's your phone history, everybody. Oh, Google is the biggest narc on the planet. Don't trust Google with any information. Like, you're like, hey, Google, we're cool, right? How do you get rid of a dead body? Like, Google, remember that and tell the authorities you asked.

Every time. I would never Google that. I would try to figure it all out on my own. Duck, duck, go. That's what you use if you want to find out how to get rid of a dead body. I feel like it'd be a lot of trial and error with me. I'd start with like Pop Rocks and Coke.

This would be solved in a minute, right? To board a baby. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Look at me. Okay. All right. You didn't like that one.

I mean, this guy's like an obvious psycho, though. Look at him. It's kind of on her. He might have been a great father. We don't know. Yeah. We never will. Yeah.

He definitely comes up with fun schemes. So let's move on. I'm going to show you this next picture. This is the home. He probably throws a hell of a bachelor party. This is the home of a 69-year-old Alexis Alatamir. Now, here's the story here.

This woman went completely crazy. She's 69 years old, and they put her in a mental institution sexy and Who gets left with everything the brother? He's got to go clean out the house He's got to deal with all this estate stuff now that his sister's moved away What a pain in the ass right wants to spend your Saturday to cleaning your elderly sister's house Well, he starts cleaning out the freezer and he finds a couple of shoebox. He finds four of them and he opens up there's aluminum foil in them and then he unwrapped them and the unsexy burritos you've ever seen, newborn babies frozen solid.

No, that sucks. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Now I'm sure you have questions. Here's the deal. They described the sister as a very overweight woman who wore baggy clothing. No one ever knew if she was pregnant or not, but they did DNA testing and they found out that this Looney Tune woman was the mother of all four of these children. Oh! And that's good news. Kind of, right. So it's not theft. We don't have a theft here, which is good. So they start trying to figure it out,

and they start interviewing her and she's completely like Like they don't know what to do with her So they found these babies the they found one record of her giving birth in 1981. Oh Wow, they've been in that freezer for a while. Yeah, I was born in 1982 That's how long these things have been in the freezer. And there was four of them. Wow. And because of the fact that this woman's so crazy, this is just a mystery in the ether.

So enjoy, Boston. Good stuff. Vinny, don't you think that she just kept those as trophies for being the only thing to escape her stomach? No, because she put those on a mantle or something. Why, you know, they don't, they don't. So, Johnny, babies aren't in a stomach? We'll talk afterwards.

It's called medical facts, Carl, not humor. All right, so. It's like when you read a book, though, like people just have to keep the book on the shelf forever, right? You know, yeah, it's not that crazy. I'm saying Yeah, it's like having a trophy chest. Yeah. Yeah So people keep scrapbooks, I don't know so let's move on don't show this picture. Yeah, leave that up there Okay, there's a Boston area man

Who is in a lot of trouble. He was sentenced, I believe, two years ago to 26 years in prison, followed by lifetime supervised release. This guy was a really creepy PDF file. And he was so creepy, what he was into was he was making plans to abduct children. He was building a safe room, soundproof booth in his basement. He was building an art studio. No kill.

He was actually going to play baseball in there against himself. Any more callbacks before we move on? All right, keep going. So according to chat logs, what he was planning on doing was finding the kids, doing terrible things with them, and then when he was done with them, he was going to cook them and eat them. Oh. I have a picture of the guy.

You want to see him? Show my next picture. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I knew it! I knew it! Oh no. I'm just kidding. It wasn't Vito. Now we're just kidding. Vito, come on out!

But this is wild. Let me tell you how, you can show the real picture of the guy, it's the next one. There you go. He looks like the dude from Pawn Stars. He's like a hotter version of Vito. So this guy got busted because in a neighboring county, somewhere else here in Boston, there was a guy who was the president of the PTA in his town.

And he was talking with this guy, who, by the way, his screen name was Fat Long Pig. For those of you who know what that means, God bless you. Do you know what that means? How? It's the code for human meat. Oh. Yeah, that's what they call, long pig is human.

Long pig? Yeah. Why did you know that? Whoever yelled that, she goes, sorry. You've been found out. So the PTA guy gets caught talking to a fat long pig over here, having these conversations, and exchanging pictures of children being cooked

between themselves. And the FBI was like, I think we need to have a conversation with this guy. Do you want to see a picture of the PTA guy? It's my next one. Ha ha ha! It worked twice. It worked twice.

I got you twice! I got you twice! By the way, these visual gangs, Blind Mike's losing his mind over there. He just fell off his stool He's laughing so hard at these jokes. He's like Vinny's really losing the crowd on this He's half right so here's the thing I want to show you a couple pictures show the next one is a picture of the basement Down to this down to the road and that there's a special device. The next one is a picture of the basement down to the room. And that there's a special device he was going to use. It's great spacing, though.

That's a great staircase. Yeah, those stairs you can navigate. Right, it's not like our Airbnb. The next picture is a special device he made. I'll let you guys guess what goes in the little green part. And ladies and gentlemen, those are my Boston Scum Parade All Stars. Thanks for your time. Watch the Creep Off, please.

Vinnie Paolino, everybody. Give it up for him. The penis is what goes in there, Dick. The penis. Thank you. Vinnie Paolino, thecreepoff.com. Bye, everybody. Give it up for him.

Johnny, the audio engineer. All right. At this time, we Give it up for him. Johnny the audio engineer. All right. At this time, I want to bring up Jenny Jingles and Annie our review girls. Annie in the house right now.

Annie, our review girl. I did not give her a heads up on this. I think I see someone moving. That's a good sign. All right. We have a game to play. Cardiff has given us a game to play. It's Who Said It. Who Said It is a very challenging game. I stink at this game, but I'm feeling it tonight. Okay. I'm actually good at this one. It's not two minutes of time, so I might have a chance. She's calling her shot. Always

a good sign. All right, play along at home. This is the Who Said It game. Hello, Boston. Welcome to Who Said It, the official podcast game, W-A-T-P. What do you say, Boston? Are you ready to take a wicked pissa and find out who said it? Our first entry

My car is impounded now All right, our choices are Aaron Imholte Kevin Brennan Greg Opie Hughes Chad Zumach and stuttering John Melendez I Always go first. I think I'm going to say Zoomock. It seems too obvious. I'm going Zoomock, Dick. What do you think?

I don't know. Everybody's saying Opie. I just kind of want to go to the crowd. Yeah, do it. It seems like something he would say. He lives in New York, right? There's all kinds of weird parking stuff there. Sure. That's very possible.

Andy, what do you think? I think it's Kevin Brennan saying it a little bit out of context Say it again. Come on. Kevin Brennan, but he's saying it out of context. Ah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's actually pretty good Call that might be right Jenny jingles. I was gonna go zoom. Ah, yeah, that's what I said, and I'm an idiot Yeah, I went to mock. It's in context. Oh shit. All right. Here we go. Let's find out one two three context. Oh shit. All right. Here we go. Let's find out. One, two, three. There's a tow truck on the way. It was like I went home that

night. I still had that he still had in my car and I had to take a cab from like New Hampshire to Boston. It was like 150 bucks or something like. Holy shit. from New Hampshire to Boston, it was like 150 bucks. Or something like that. Holy shit. Yes! Yes! Yeah, my car's open now.

I have to spend 700 to get it out. $700. Yes! I mean, that's the thing that sucks about cell phones. That was my first thought, too. I was like, ah, the money, the money drain. And is it still sitting in there? I'm getting it out tomorrow. I

My lawyer my $15,000 attorney Got him down to 700 because they originally wanted 1300 because it's been in there Adam is like, are you kidding me? Let me do the math for you. Chad. You should have gotten this attorney to deal with this for you Dollars but I got 800 bucks off of this thing fucking idiots I got $50,000, but I got $800 off of this thing. Fucking idiots. So they talked him down to the, so I haven't even stepped foot in a courtroom, and I'm already down almost

$20,000. That's insanity. That's what people don't understand, man. Even a DUI or any of this shit. And the lawyers and the bail bomb. Cardiff, what are we doing here? Why are we still watching this? That's winning. The cops, they're all like bros, the bail bomb. Cardiff, what are we doing here? Why are we still watching this? Cops, they're all like bros

and they're all just like fleecing the public. And I said this on my podcast. Oh my God. These courts are broke because of COVID. No one's out driving. They're jacking on charges to everybody. If you're drinking and driving, they're gonna find other charges to jack on

because they want you to take a plea. Where's punk ass? Or jacking on charges? and drive in, they're going to find other charges to jack on because they want you to take a plea. What kind of punk is this? Jacking on charges to talk about. I guess that's why I car to put that one run. By the way, that's the great Will Noonan, who hasn't been on the show in years, and it's from this area.

Doesn't he do the Honda commercials? You guys know who Will Noonan is? Yeah, some people know. He's like a spokesperson for Honda up here. Great comedian, great Opie impression, that guy. All right, moving on to truth. Her next entry, in parentheses, speaking of Boston,

the charm is its shittiness. Who said it? All right, I'm going Kevin Brennan with this one. What do you think, Dick? I'm gonna go Opie again. Okay. You know, he's close to one. What do you think, Dick? I'm going to go Opie again. OK. You know, he's close to here. What do you think, Annie?

I think it was Stuttering John. Jenny Jingles. Opie. I went KB. All right, Chris and I are both with KB. Everyone else is wrong. Let's go. One, two, three.

I laughed several times during myself, thinking about how hard they were trying to shoehorn. One, two, three. I laughed several times thinking about how hard they were trying to shoehorn those guys don't have good sex. Yeah. From what I said. And believe me, like I said, I've seen most of you. You are crazy. It ain't pretty. No, it's not as if.

Off to our 30 minutes of overtime. Insane. Mistletoe Schizzle says, I bet they won't get an extra hundred today as then Rhino says let your haters be your motivators absolutely I believe in that 100% if they would shut the fuck up and not let me know that this shit bothers them I wouldn't play it up so much I would be far more boring but then they'd be like bursting at the seams trying to keep it in that's true they're a little. There's a lot of seams all right heavy seems to like staples

A needle and white powder is found at a South Boston playground Let's say this is the best recess ever we never had this shit when I was a kid Have you ever been in Boston? I have not I have this is completely not shocking. I hear that. It's got a charm But the charm is its shittiness. Yes, there is something to that. It's old, it's historical, and it's cheap. Oh! The next entry.

You know what, they make a great couple. I think those two are gonna figure it out. Yeah, I really think they will. I mean, I really do, that's great. Yeah, I think it will. I really do. That's great. That's how they all talk in Boston. Who said it? Stuttering John!

All right, I'm going Kevin Brennan again. What do you think, Dick? I think Stuttering John. That's just reeks of him. All right, Annie? I also think it's Stuttering John. Jen? I'm going Opie.

Yes! I went Opie. All right one two three Gone baby god films like that and Sometimes you were saying oh my god, they're overdoing it with the boss and accents I'm like, no, they're slipping back into their natural way of talking.

That's how KCF actually talked growing up. That's how they all talked in Boston. Yeah, you can't really do an exaggerated Boston accent. I just, I wanna give Cardiff some credit. How the fuck did he find this? John talking about Boston is some random interview with Richard Roper from three years ago. It's incredible, props props to a card about that

and I say that as someone who loves I love that Boston accent because It's it's a little bit even if they're not Irish it reminds me of what you know There's a little bit of poetry to it But also they're always seeming to ask me if they want to step outside to settle this even if they're saying God bless You're like, what do you mean by God bless ya? I'm sorry. Gotta pack the car. Yeah, all that good stuff. We can smile.

Our final entry. This is coming from the same guy who said the mayor of Boston died. Who said it? I have to go with Shed zoom out. What do you think dick? I'll be well. Oh, P is the guy who said well, whatever yeah, it might be open Doing I don't know I think it's steel toe okay, Jenny ah I'm gonna go Kevin

And I went Kevin all right What's the score right now, Chris? Everyone's, it's hard to say, the first round we had, we had a three-way tie, Cardiff won the second, and then Annie and Dick got a point on the third round, so here we go. This is gonna take a while to tally these. It's too much addition for you, you couldn't just say. Everyone got a point on the third round, so here we go. It's gonna take a while to tally these. It's too much addition for here, you couldn't just say it. Everyone got a point.

All right. One, two, three. On his fucking wheelchair? Just to get, you should really have a beef with this guy. No, it was funny because they did this dumb thing called the Tampa Papers, and they weren't gonna talk about me me for two weeks and he shows up. I didn't even know who you were. And he's like, I promise I'm not going to be talking about him anymore. Oh yeah. I wasn't talking about you before that anyway. I just showed up because they

asked me to, but I didn't even know who you were either except for your stupid phone calls to Anthony Cummings show. Yeah. Chad, do you want to apologize for your RIP show with Anthony Cumia? Oh, this is coming from the same guy who said the mayor of Boston died? Hold on a second. Did I say Zubek? You did. Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah!

Is that what you said when you started the show, or you read that in someone's chat? I don't understand what you're saying, Kevin. No, because I think you got that idea someone's chat? I don't understand what you're saying, Kevin. No, because I think you got that idea once you started the show. You're like, oh, yeah, Anthony did the April Fools thing with the Boston mayor, so it's OK that I did it. But you didn't have that idea going in. You just read it in the chat.

You're like, yeah, I'll go with that. That's my storyline now. That's back on his bright-eyed and bushy tails. Yeah, whatever you want to think that's fine No, it did you hey where did you is that why you did? RIP Anthony come here because of the mayor thing or or you just did it to be to be a mud shark. I Just did it because that was funny Yeah Now you know who said it. Yeah, yeah, are you mad that the Boston Red Sox are no longer called the Boston B's? Are you

Are you mad about that? Are you mad? Sit Eugene sit Carl Take a victory lap Carl. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Take a victory lap, Carl. Did I win this round? Yeah. You did. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

You got to do the Snap Guys victory run. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Amazing. Wow. It's going to be unbearable. Thank you all for playing. What an amazing game that was. At this time, do we have that wireless microphone

around somewhere? You got it back there? Jen, I'm going to ask you to see if there's anyone in the audience who wants to talk to us. People were yelling things out before, and I scolded them. I was out of line. I take it all back. We want to know if anyone has questions

for anyone on the panel or anyone who's standing over there came all the way to Boston to say three sentences Carl I wanted wearing the red shirt reds and Salem. Yes fucking awesome that you wore that today. Hey Jay my girl Believe is the owner over there. He wants to say thank you. Thank you Thank you so much. What is the shirt? What is it? It's a restaurant not far from here.

She's a big supporter of WATP. It's gay, that guy said? Is it? Oh, shit. Was this like a reverse gift to make me look bad? Just do it. We got Riley over here. Who wants to talk to us?

No, just the guy behind Riley. Hey, what's up? This is not a question, more of a comment. This is for Vinny Paulino. Elementary, documentary, elementary, documentary. Repeat it. Thank you, bye. How does he say it? Everyone tells me I say that wrong, because I don't know.

Thank you. Exactly. Riley, what's up? I just got to thank you guys for not inviting Vito Giswold into the summit. Thank you. I guess I won again. I won again.

Young Clipa, everybody. And big mad props to Mint Salad who made the posters. They'll be available for sale afterwards if you want to grab a poster. They're fantastic. Mint does great work. Mike, just because you can't see yourself doesn't mean we can't see you. Lose some weight. Damn. Thank you. Lose some weight, damn. Thank you.

Yeah, who's that? I was so mean, because I'm the fattest one up here. That was for Blind Mike. That was for Blind Mike. I guess that makes sense, all right. Oh. Mike's looking at his buddy, he's like, why did we leave? You can't see a treadmill?

Ha ha ha. Mike's like, why am I even still here? My segment's over. I'm getting shrapneled? What the fuck? Where is Super Killer, Vito? Good question. Why isn't it out?

Come out with something on your main channel instead of Vito 2, you coward. It's going to be great, though, guys. It's going to be great. This is for Dick. I'm the girl in the hallway that said my boyfriend wasn't gonna believe I got a photo with you. Oh yeah.

You could just say hi to Jeremiah, Jeremy, and JJ. That'd be great, because they're dying right now. Say hi to Jeremiah. Is that your boyfriend? JJ and Jeremy, they're all over here. You got three boyfriends? JJ, Jeremiah, run. Run.

Do whatever it takes. Which one has the biggest penis? Shop up the babies and put them in the freezer and run. Carl, I got to introduce you to somebody over here. JJ has a bigger penis than Jeremiah. Oh, we got a guest over there? Creep off royalty, ladies and gentlemen. I can't see anything.

Who is it? Hi, everyone. It's Olive Garden Waitress. Oh, shit! Olive Garden Waitress is here? I got to say, my tits look great tonight. Your tits look great tonight? Yes, sir.

Come up here, for God's sake! What are we waiting for? Jesus! I can't see back there. I can't believe you guys just fell for that. All right. We need more breadsticks over here. And he's on his cello.

Oh, shit. That was funnier than anything I was going to say. DrunkChicks.com. Hey, Carl. It's Mr. Magenta. She's OK, everybody. Are your tits OK? Sorry.

They're beautiful. They're fantastic. Thank you. Thank you for being here. Hey, Carl. Yes? It's Mr. Magenta. I placed in the OP parody song contest four fucking years ago

and you never gave me my goddamn prize. That's all. Mr. Magenta is pissed. I'm gonna get around to it. No, I'll be at the merch table afterwards. I'll get you your prize, I apologize. What was the prize, a T-shirt? Something like that, yeah. Something like that. I have $ you your prize. I apologize. What was the prize? A t-shirt? Something like that, yeah.

Something like that. $10,000. It was $10,000. Sell a lot of shirts. All right. Ready? So this one's for Dick. I'm wondering, what sport and or instrument

are you planning to give your kid a complex over? What sport? Good question. Or instrument. Sport and or instrument are you planning to give your kid a complex over? What, sport? Good question, or instrument. Sport and or instrument. Are you planning to forcibly project onto your child? I guess figure skating and skin flute, obviously. All right. Is that, Tanner, thanks a lot. Hey, good to see you, brother.

Yeah. Yeah. I came here, and I was just wondering. And there was no Opie and no Stunner and John things. What happened, bro? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha live show without those two assholes. Can you believe it? We managed to pull it off. Go figure. Sucho, Sucho, sucho. We'll do extra OP in the next episode. What am I getting sued by Sucho?

Well, I mean, sort of. Not really. Uh, okay. We got lots of hands up. We'll take a few more and then we're gonna wrap things up. By the way, I want to tell you, we've done a lot of live shows. This has been the best audience we've had in a live show. You guys are fucking awesome. I can't even tell you, a lot of you. The best audience was, it was Minnesota.

Let me finish my statement, Jesus Christ, Dick's gonna shit on you. A lot of you guys... A lot of you guys got here at 430 for the meet and greet or 530 for doors. We're back there going everyone's gonna be blasted, this is gonna be a disaster. And it was an amazing show that people actually paid attention to.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking awesome, thank you. Thank you. Carl is performing a sick experiment where he moves the meet and greet up an hour every time he does a show to see what people will tolerate. No, I was gonna say Minnesota was the best audience ever

because two people threw up. Ah. One guy, yeah, one guy threw up right in the middle. Right there. Right there. He throws up. And I'm looking at him in his eyes the whole time. And then he goes, he gives me the sign of, I'm good.

I'm good. He sits back there. I'm like, you're not fucking good. That guy right there, I see a big guy coming down the aisle for you. I think Clay Early was hammering people in the head with eggs the whole show too. What are your thoughts on America bombing Iran

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Guys, thank you all so much for coming out to the show. This has been such a fun time. 1776! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! I want to thank Blind Mike Geary, Adam Bush, Jenny Jingles, Lucy Typebox, Trucker Andy, Producer Chris, Vinnie Paulino, Dick Masterson, Johnny the Audio Engineer.

Johnny Morgan, the Audio Engineer. Wow. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Johnny said more tonight than Sean said in all of our live Johnny the audio engineer. Johnny Morgan the audio engineer. Wow! Johnny said more tonight than Sean said in all of our live shows put together. And of course Mad Cucks. Thank you man. You look great. Thank you guys.