Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep635 - TFATK, Steel Toe, Opie, Tom Myers, Chrissie Mayr, KarmicX
Episode Date: July 3, 2025Bryan Callen finally returned to The Fighter and the Kid and after two weeks away, he was able to bring absolutely nothing to the table. Chin finally found a place to live in Austin and to celebrate, ...he completely humiliates both Bryan and Brendan Schaub. Adam Busch talks about the “brilliance” of KarmicX as we watch him fake outrage at Kevin Brennan. We break down the interview between Adam and Chrissie Mayr. Ava Raiza was getting in the mix during that interview and she joins us to respond to the insults that were getting hurled back and forth between her and Chrissie. Aaron Imholte continues to say terrible things about his ex-wife April because she’s the only ex he’s legally allowed to talk about. Ron the Waiter decides to humiliate himself for Opie’s stream and Opie loves it! Cardiff Electric joins us as we discuss Tom Myers’ appearance on WATB’s 100th episode. Annie joins the show as we play another round of 2 Minutes with Tom, read a recent review, and listen to your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th - http://watplive.com/ Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/uB7YTkk9E0U Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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But first Brian Callan finally came back from his long European vacation
And it's nice to see him go through the motions with Brendan shop
I want to get into that first off now as we know the fighter and the kid
recently moved out to Austin and they're doing the show from a whole new studio and Brian's been living there for a few months and Brendan's moved
there recently and is having a hard time acclimating to the area.
He's really an LA guy and it's been tough for him.
But at least he has friends there.
You know, when Brendan Shaw moves there, it's like Joe Rogan and the mothership and all
the comics and Brian Callan is a long time co-host on the fighter and the mothership and all the comics and Bryan Callan is longtime co-host on the fighter and the kid
So I want to start off by looking at a clip from the golden hour
Krystal Ea asking Brendan about how things are going out in Austin. So okay, so how far do you live from Bryan Callan?
You know, I have no clue where he's at
Now that's a friend. Do you understand? I did that is what a good friend is No, no, no, no, is that insane?
This guy moves out to be with this guy and do this show and he's never been gone to his house or even knows
Where it is you would think that'd be the first thing Brian and be like, yeah, man
When you get in swing over or what's got to eat come back here. Watch you up see or something
No idea where he lives. That's where his family and the people he cares about are at.
Why would he bring him there?
It's worth noting that he is bracing the chair
like he always is now.
He's like holding onto it like it's a life raft,
this Brendan show.
Oh God, every time I see Eric Griffin's face,
I kick myself.
Like, why are we not making fun of this idiot more?
I keep forgetting.
Because it's too easy.
It's too fun.
It sucks.
No, they're good friends right here. you two are pieces of shit, okay, that's what that is right there
He don't know where Brian lives. So has Brian been on the lake with you guys Brian hasn't been on the podcast
That's gotta be the first time Chris D'Alias had something funny.
From what I can tell, that was well placed and well said.
Patches with dicks.
Yeah, yeah, fucking Brian on the lake, we should get him on the air.
Let's get into it.
This is called Rinks is Back, episode 1100 of the fighter and the kid and the other element that we've been talking about is their producer chin
Now chin also had a move from LA
To Austin to continue to produce the fighter and the kid and they've been clowning him because he has nowhere to live
He's been having to fly back and forth from LA because there's there's nowhere to go
Well, I'm happy to tell you that turns out Chin has a new place he finally found a place to live. How about Chin's living here full-time now dude?
How do you feel buddy? You like where you're living? I kind of do yeah but I
have to... How far is it from here Chin? Dude like eight minutes. Oh damn it's super
close. But I mean I have this ridiculously
Huge backyard that I I'm not gonna use. It's like what I have to know but I have to pay for like the mowing like by
Like twice a week. I'm sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry twice a month. Okay. Maybe you can do some sprints or some yo
There's so much room Brian. Yeah, that's great man. I've seen the video. It's less than an acre
I don't know what he's talking about, but I think this is very typical people from LA. They're like holy shit
There's so much space. I have a yard. It's great. I can play cornhole back there if I want to do it's wild
What's going on, but he's complaining about it. Mm-hmm. It's chin working the sound
That's job so he's just stopped doing his job then he's just given up.
Well do you think it sounds like shit? Is that what you're saying? Yeah it's over modulated.
They're all distorted even him. It's always over modulated. Yeah I know. I hate it when
I'm editing it because I can even just see it in the waveform. Yeah so what's he doing?
He's not doing his job. Wow competing with the AC. You are gonna yeah you are gonna find
out in a little bit what they make Chin do because these guys do zero prep and at certain points in
The show they come. All right, Jim. What do you got for us? Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah, it's intentional
He does know what he's doing. We're gonna see that for sure. Yeah, you think he's sabotaging these guys. Absolutely. It's a very simple fix. Mm-hmm
well, I think you're onto something because
He gets called out
here and they they try to figure out reasons why he might want to have a
one get a dog I know that's that's one of the reasons why I was like maybe
this is time to know you got a yard you had be good time to get a dog yeah
you're all lonely by yourself and shit it's gonna be a little lonely yeah get a
dog get that big yard get a dog you don't like mowing lawns breading goes
you don't like more lies if this guy's mowing lawns
For a to chop what's your problem man? You don't want to get a push mower out there
He goes out of his way to be a dick. He does you're lonely man. She get a dog you lonely prick
It's like yeah, I am lonely actually. Thanks. He's projecting and it was a week ago that Brendan was like
I don't know where to get my coffee yet. Yep. Oh, no, this is definitely like the bully
Become the bully becoming the bully. Oh, you're not acclimated yet. That's all you've been talking about for the last
Yep, however many episodes, right? Mm-hmm
and
so of course we get into the question about like a lot of bugs out here you guys notice a bunch of
Bugs out here at Austin in Texas like bugs you gotta get a guy who takes care of the bugs in your yard.
There's all kinds of shit.
Yeah, you do all sorts of shit.
Do you guys see bugs in your house?
Oh my God.
I told you about the tarantulas.
Yeah.
All kinds.
Do we got a road runner at the house?
That little motherfucker, first of all, they're cool.
And he just fucks up lizards, whatever, man.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I like seeing them around.
Oh yeah.
A nice road runner. I feel like they're good. We got fox. We got racco man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like seeing him around. Oh, yeah a nice roadrunner. Yeah, I feel like they're good
We got Fox we got raccoons
Deer everywhere. I don't see besides these crazy fucking insects and snakes. I haven't seen anything dangerous
Yeah, I saw a car. I see deers all the time
Hmm. Is he doing that on purpose? Cuz he says it a lot deers. Yeah, is that a joke cuz he's dumb
Oh, no. Yeah, he's stupid.
That's no joke.
So if you're going for the, isn't it funny
I pronounce it wrong thing?
That's not for you.
He's stuttering John when he would say beers.
That's what he does.
Get some beers.
Get some beers.
By the way, they don't like each other at all.
No.
You're looking at this body language.
Yeah, this guy doesn't want to be here, Brian.
And I'm just trying to imagine the person that's listening to this and then someone
Comes over to tell them something and they're like, no, no, no, hold on. I gotta see this finish this list of animals
This oh, I know this is so phoned in it's crazy
Also, I like the chin goes a lot of bugs in my place. You guys have bugs in your houses or go. Yeah
Tarantulas scorpions, it's crazy. Oh good. oh good told me that far we all moved to Austin right so we're gonna heads up yeah how on earth
this is a cool with everyone all right now we know that chin hasn't been
listening to the show well I thought this was really interesting because chin
starts telling a story about how he actually has one friend there's one
friend that he has living in Austin.
One thing I'm excited for is my buddy Steve who lives here in Austin.
So thankfully I have some friends here.
He was telling me like, let's go, when you're settled in, let's go hunting and fishing.
And apparently I thought I needed a license to hunt for, you know, some stuff here.
But for pigs, you don't need a license.
You can just hunt them Okay
So he has one friend. They're gonna go hunting doesn't need a license to go after wild hogs
Which is something that Brian was talking about
When he was selling Brendan on this move
Because Brian is this rich friend
who this rich friend who flies a helicopter and hunts from the
helicopter and takes out these hogs. Sounds fun. So it's like
cheating. It does. It does sound a little bit like cheating.
But because they brought up hunting pigs, he has to remind
everyone about his cool friend.
You can just hunt them.
Oh, that's cool.
Which is dope. I cannot wait to do that.
Where's him piggies at? Everyone says there's a big pig brown. I haven't seen any of them. I know man, and apparently they're all over the place
Ain't seen them. They keep telling me. My buddy Shane when he's on his helicopter, he shoots he hogs all day long
I don't see no piggies. No, me neither. I didn't see one pig. I said bunch of deer
This is a weird thing that they do on this show
It might be a West Coast thing or might just be these guys have a lot of things talk about. They just repeat the same thing. You see any pigs? I don't see
any pigs. Yeah, where those piggies at? I don't know. I don't see pigs.
Actually, it's what they call podcasting. I think they think that's their flow.
Well, actually, Brian gets one more in here.
Gotta get my gun out. Shoot shoot some pigs Haven't seen any though
Yeah, we heard you man. It was worthless guys be cool if we were shooting pigs, but I don't know where they're at
My buddy the helicopter knows where they're at. I don't know. I have a gun cool
Yeah, I gotta find those piggies man piggies. Yeah, love them guns. Yeah
Piggies and guns. Yeah chin you were something you were saying something. You have a friend
Yeah, exactly Chris, I think he's seething
I think the second he said I have a friend and Brendan saw he meant a real friend like an actual person
He was stunned jealous and angry. Yeah, and then Brian starts talking about his friend
He's just like yeah, I don't have a piggy never seen one of them piggies that'd be that'd be fun somebody invited me to do that
Where the fuck do you live Brian?
The neighbors brought me a gift you haven't been by once one of the
biggest concerns I have about this show
These guys read the internet a lot
so you asked what chin does one of the things he does is he Googles for them. And so
they just start reading the internet to us. The main predators that killed their
deer, our mountain lions, coyotes and Bob. We got a lot of Bobcats. Yeah. How
many seen it's in south Texas.
Okay, I'm telling you around. there's not shit around us, dude.
Wow.
We even furrowed hogs.
They killed those baby dudes.
Can you put Austin?
Black bear and Austin.
Hey, Chin, Google this thing for us
that I didn't research ahead of time.
And then that way.
Oh, black bear.
That way we can talk about it.
Any, you know what?
Coyotes and mountain lions, yep.
In Austin, Texas.
Not in the suburbs
though bubba you know big Austin is I think there are a lot of them out there
I wish you at all times while beers are not commonly found in Austin there have
been occasionally that means no yeah individual back black bears wandering
from other areas yes they're not here looking for mates, what a good place to be a deer though.
Not bad.
It's pronounced deers.
This is a ridiculous conversation.
Brian goes, you know, there's black bears around here.
Google that.
No, there's not.
Oh, OK.
What are we doing?
How do you guys?
I would be so nervous to sit down on this set set and be like we got to fill an hour right now
I got brain dead McGee next to me, and I'm prepped fucking anything
Chimps pissed at us he was in a shithole the big yard, and I gotta sit here and try to make with the Waka Waka
And it's hot in here. It's hot as balls
Turn off the air conditioner. It's too loud
Don't know how you live a life like this
Turn off the air conditioner, it's too loud. I don't know how you live a life like this.
Brian is spending time with his ex-girlfriend
trying to convince them that they're still friends
and everything's still cool
and this second half of their life is gonna be fine
and he's gonna do great without him.
That's what this is like.
Right, and he's spending time with the ex
and going like, all right, so I just gotta bounce
and go over to the mothership.
Oh, what's going on at the mothership?
Well, you know, it's kind of my new thing that I do now. And it's like, you wouldn't like it,
though. Don't even bother. Don't worry about it.
That's for you.
Yeah, it's not for you. It's my new thing that I'm doing.
And can I just point out that I don't think I think it's only during the Stern show later
years where Howard Stern, who had been doing this a long time and really was an artist,
was like, I don't want to see I don't want to make eye contact with this person and this person.
It's distracting. I just want to look at this person.
Like, okay, that's an interesting choice.
These two made the choice, we're not going to face each other.
We don't want to make eye contact.
We're going to have a conversation and look elsewhere.
And it's causing this real fractured, uncomfortable like couples therapy session
it feels like we're looking at.
And it's not like they're looking into the camera.
It's one thing if you have like two co-hosts
next to each other and they're looking straight ahead
and they're presenting to the camera,
they're just like sitting there going,
oh, chin what do you got?
You got anything over there?
Got anything to talk about over there?
I mean, look at how bad this gets as far as Brian
like trying to figure out what to talk about over there? I mean look at how bad this gets as far as Brian like trying to figure out what to talk about
Yeah, I ate some elk yesterday. How was it? Very good little elk backstrap
courtesy of a guy named Tim Kennedy
That'll do it got a lot of game meat
Yeah, right. What do you got Jim?
But then Nick actually had a bunch so I'm gonna jack some of his but for the first one
Let's check this out
This is real time right here. Look at this
Have you found any good restaurants out here yet?
Really good sushi
Really good sushi
I some oak meat cool. Hey man find something on the internet for us to look at
Everybody go to any restaurants ever again. I mean what this is the worst kind of small talk
Guys we're out of here guys. They see that sign up there. It's out air. We're streaming this line What do? Well, they actually don't stream live because they're pussies, but it's not a performer. He can't pretend that
Everything Brian says is like a dagger in his heart
Expresses having a life and just enjoying his life. He's like just bitter and angry about it
There is a huge moment on this show that I'm very excited to show you.
But first, you know, we asked about restaurants.
We got to get into some barbecue talk because Brendan Schaub loves, you know, he said he's
moved to Austin.
He's wearing the cowboy hat.
He's got the boots and he eats barbecue.
He's fitting right in.
Have you found any good restaurants out here yet, B?
Really good sushi.
Yeah, there's good sushi.
Make sure you have all the money though.
Yeah.
There's this place called Soto that flies there fishing from Japan.
Can't be cheap.
It's so expensive, but it was so good.
I was like, I'd like another plate of that, please.
Anything else?
I mean, you're not a big barbecue guy,
are you, like brisket ribs?
So there's a place called Leroy and Lewis.
It's the best barbecue I've ever had in my life, by far.
Now this is a very interesting dynamic you're gonna see.
Because Brendan wants to be the expert.
He's been the one checking out all the restaurants,
he knows all the good barbecue places,
he's talked about that.
So he goes, yeah, but what what about barbecue and Brian has an answer
Brandon does not want him to have an answer I send that video no it's near
the airport it's so fucking it was too far it might so I ate it right with three
four people right and all of a sudden at the same time almost that's the best
pulled pork I've ever had in my life Oh, yeah, I judge every place off its brisket anybody can do pull. So it's the best brisket. I've ever had in my life
It's the best cornbread. I've ever had interesting, but it's near the airport. Yeah, I need you
Need you to go there. No, there's too much good barbecue closer. Well, it's like 20 minutes away from the airport
I don't know what that means, you know, I have anything 20 minutes away, right?
Let's see where Leroy and Lewis is from here Leroy and Lewis. It's the best fucking barbecue. I
Haven't had bad barbecue here though interstellar. It'll be great if you in there. Yes, sir. Okay, it's fantastic. I'll go tomorrow
Good stuff guys
Brett pretends to be a connoisseur. He's like I haven't had a bad barbecue yet
It's like oven. What are we talking about? Why did you ask him if you're gonna naysay every fucking thing?
He said I know the guy who lived in LA for the last couple decades
Is just like oh, how far away is that it's like everything? It takes an hour and a half. What are you talking about?
Thinking was who were those four friends? Yeah?
Oh, so you had five people sitting there and one seat empty and you didn't okay, okay? That's fine
That's fine. Yes, too far for me anyway. It's all the way by the airport. I would go there
All the barbecues good. He's such a child fighter is the kid right?
No, Brian brings up elk and he just dismisses. Oh, well. I haven't had elk yep, so can't be good moving on
Yeah, what do you got chin?
What if you had any good restaurants the sushi is pretty good alright? Whatever? How about Barbara?
We've made it clear chin can't afford any of this. Oh yeah for sure
You've got nothing and you could have stretched that out for a minute at least but
alright, this is really the crux of the episode right here and
Adam you brought up earlier you think that he's sabotaging the show with the over modulation and
There could be other passive aggressive things the chin is doing here. He's not helping
Well, this might be the most passive aggressive thing that he's doing because this is the first thing when they go chin
What do you got? This is the first thing that he brings up
What else you have to?
Okay, have you seen this?
Can you guys answer this equation? So two plus two times two? Yeah, it'd be eight. Okay
Fine answer or times two is eight
No two plus two is four times two is eight
Four times two is eight. Are we missing something here? Yeah
I'll smug Brian is like I got it. I showed my work and everything
Brendan's going whoo
Let's see there's three different two's but borrow pencil
There's trust issues there's trust issues yeah, yeah, but obviously they're being set up here. They wouldn't be that easy
They wouldn't be showing that if it was that easy
Hey two plus two
They wouldn't be showing that if it was that easy
Hey two plus two
Two plus two is four or times two two plus two is it four times two? No, that'd be four times four sixteen try it on your car your calculators right now
Oh, yeah, and see what happens. He just said it was 16
Are you sure about that? Oh 23. I don't know
You probably should have researched this but Adam
Why would chin pull this up if not to just embarrass these guys right? Mm-hmm? That's the only reason to do this because
We find out the answer to this equation and notice. I like Adam. I'm not challenging him. I'm asking
Yeah, I'd say with Chris. I'm asking either of you guys what you think the answer. I like chin for doing this
I love this make me get a big yard, and I could it's correctly just choosing not to that's all I'm doing correct
We all know the answer. It's very easy, but
Brennan's blown away by it
Is it 16 to?
Predicine is she off to count as toes
To plus two missing something because it's 4 times 2 isn't it? Most people
would agree with you but it's 6. Why is it 6? Because you have to do multiplication
before you do addition or subtraction. Oh so 2 times 2 is 4 plus 2 is 4. Plus 2. Plus 2 is 6. Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Go figure.
Brian spent a lot of time on his phone there
and came up with nothing.
Well, no.
Brian saw that the answer was 6.
He went to his calculator, put in 2 plus 2 times 2, enter,
and it said 6.
He goes, I'll be ding-danged.
My phone's broken.
Yeah.
And Brendan still didn't understand.
He's just like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How does this work? I said 16. Yeah, right. That's broken. Yeah, yeah and Brendan still didn't understand. He's just like whoa whoa whoa whoa?
How does this work? I said 16. Yeah, right it's close sure and
What's funny about this is that he's supposed to now show a video people who don't know the answer to this
But instead is the co-host didn't know the answer to this so it's gonna be really difficult to make
Let's clown these idiots. You don't know how bad works So this falls very flat interesting like that. Yeah, I totally forgot about this as well
It's just people skin it wrong. Yeah, cuz I mean obviously most people would just be like two plus two is four four times
Two is eight. Yeah, yeah like these two idiots
That's who you're talking about shit right to their faces and watch Brendan's response on the morning. You know chin. Thank you for that. You're welcome
Make us look stupid on our show. He told me to bring something up appreciate. Yeah, and right they brought nothing change like I got a thing
How about I humiliate you?
Thanks, Jen
You're welcome. He's had it very sincere
now This is my favorite part of the show right here.
Because they don't end up showing this video.
Obviously, it's not going to work.
Watching other people get this wrong.
No one's going to say 16, I guarantee.
No one's that dumb.
So it could only be better than what these guys came up with.
So then they go to the next story.
And I did a little zoom on this one because we see chin pull up a YouTube video and
we see the suggestions come up on the right hand side of
other videos to watch
This is horrible. What's up? I'm just trying to do it with widgets. I have two and I have two I put those together
I have now four.
Then I double that. That would be eight. So I'm so confused. Wait, terrifying hot air balloon accident
kills me. This is amazing. Chin has in his algorithm from podcast cringe, the embarrassing
text that Brendan Schaub
doesn't want you to see is the video
that's showing up right there next to the video
that he's showing us, some hot air balloon disaster.
It's not lost on me that Brian is still trying to argue
why his answer of eight was correct.
They're like, no, it's six.
Your iPhone says it, I just said it, like, move moving on. But how funny is that that this is what this video
and there it is right there. The truth with an arrow like the
thumbnail is like Brennan's dumb face with the words the truth
pointing at him and everything else and he plays this video
without going full screen. So this little thumbnail is showing
up on the side the whole time and
watch how Brendan I think he notices it and he leans in and gets real close to see what's going on
13 people including that guy looks like he was in the balloon
it's also he does it also showed up right there when the video ended
and it showed the suggestions it's pretty big doesn't it also showed up right there when the video ended. Yeah, and it showed the suggestions
It's pretty big right there. It's hilarious
Seems very current. He doesn't he might be the survivor. Look at his face
So 13 people including the pilot survived. Yeah, I don't fuck with any of that man. That guy looks like he survived it. Yes
You can tell he would just went to hell with his eyes
Hey that guy looks like me yeah, look at the look at the body language
So he just leaned in looked real close and now look at his facial expressions here
Yeah, absolutely terrifying. Thank you for that, right? Yeah, his crazy eyes.
That's terrible.
He's like, oh man, is Chin fucking with me?
Yeah, I might not know where Brian lives, but I know where you live.
Yeah, right, correct.
And so this is from Brendan Schott's podcast. I want to give a little credit to Reddit, because this is from the fighter and the kid subreddit.
It's called, Chin Nearly chin nearly got fired for being a
beast of a producer. And this is an interesting thing to, uh, to come out from everything we just
saw. Here's what chin's talking about. So we shoot that show. I come in Thursday, man. She's my day
off. I come in Thursday and we shoot this show. And then, um, the, one of the cords wasn't connected all the way in
and it just shut down the power of all the cameras and TVs.
Literally, we're about an hour in.
I'm like, what the fuck is that?
She's like, I don't know, the power shut off.
I'm like, well, the cord came on done right there.
I can see it.
And then she was like, oh yeah, we didn't get any of that.
I can say it like that, but yeah.
We tried, we tried to recover it.
Yeah. How long have you been doing this? Over 10 years with me? I can say like that but yeah, you tried we try to recover it. Yeah
I mean, how long have you been doing this over ten years with me? You've never messed up I know that was the big you're like a new intern. I would have fired you on
I know I was so upset and you would have been right for it. You know what I
Got the text that tiger made the team. Yeah right at that moment
kid dude
God works in mysterious ways
I'll redo the show. Yeah, you could have called me like hey man, your dog dish died
I'm like what tiger made the team though, and I'd be good, baby
I'll be good. I'm fucking stoked dude
fucking stoked
Stoked man
What a great friend.
Is this is that crazy?
I just wanted you to know that I definitely would have fired you.
But it turns out that I'm putting all of my hopes for happiness in Austin
on my son playing Little League, and he made the team.
So I'm going to give you a pass for that reason.
And I want to point this out.
I got shit for this in our subreddit. I think I don't know where I was reading it
I read shit about be a lot of places things are separate it
people are telling me that I don't know anything about parenting and
talking about when Brendan is
Depending on his son being successful at baseball in order for him to have happiness. I think it's bad for both parties
I think it's a horrible pressure to put on
your 10 year old son who's played baseball.
And it's a ridiculous way to live your life
and try to like get through this thing you're going through.
You gotta figure it out for yourself.
And you saw it right there where it's just like,
yeah, Chin fucked up big time.
And if I didn't know him so well,
I didn't force him to move out to Austin,
I would have fired him on the spot.
I would have taken out all my anger
at the situation I put myself and my family in.
On Shin is what he's trying to say.
Right.
Because literally, it's just like the only thing
that saved him was the fact that his son made the baseball team.
What a prick.
I think people in the subreddit are pointing out
that you can't even put a
Number or a price on that feeling you get when your kid wins the big thing and that it can affect
Absolutely everything and it can even validate a move
However, I think what you were pointing out and what we see so clearly here is that there is never a situation
Where you can say to an employee no matter how horrible the thing is that happened to you that you did I would not be affected by it because this thing that happened to me was so great
That's just fucking cruel and weird. Yeah, he's like Jen
You're lucky that happened at that time or else you'd be out on your ass
Which is the same as just saying like I should have fired you yeah, it's a great feeling for also
I'm a godlike creature
Controlling your yes the implication that what they lost in that session was
Irreplaceable you know when they were talking about how the parking is and what the weather's like right?
All right, so that's that's fighter of the kid this week keep an eye on those two guys coming up
we got some karmic acts stuff Chrissy Mayer and Adam Bush had a
conversation we have a
Wild thing that we are breaking about Aaron Imholz. You won't see this anywhere else. I'm excited about that
Opie radio was coming up. We find out things about Ron the waiter. We wish we'd never knew
Tom Myers on who are these broadcasters all that's coming up. We're gonna be here for a little while
we got a lot to talk about including our
This week's cringe of the week comes
From our buddy doom who put this together for us because I don't watch karmic X
but doom does and
Karmic X is doing this thing that I call
fake rage
React like you're really upset about something you're spitting mad and so you got to go on your show and
Yell and scream about it you get real emotional
America's craving some doom here you go
Yeah, Kevin Brennan spent like seven years on YouTube
I'm doing this by myself. I don't have anybody I can ask a fucking question to motherfucker
I don't have a goddamn person to fucking talk to about this shit! I don't have anybody!
Nobody!
I'm doing it by my fucking self!
When?
I don't have all the answers, motherfucker!
No fucking shit I don't have the answers!
I'm figuring it out as I go!
Jesus fucking Christ.
Can't ask anybody a fucking question without some fucking dirty underhanded
fucking snide. God damn comment. Fuck that.
It's a weird thing to be worked up about.
As a question of this guy's being sarcastic with me. I'm very angry about it.
I used to like the internet. A snide comment? Well no wonder you're so pissed. I can't even
imagine what that would be like. What's he doing? Look at this face he's making.
Sick and fucking tired of it.
I go on fucking MLC, send Shmuel the fucking disgusting prick on the stream
Puts me in the back room
Because he can't handle my fucking shit
It's missing out can't handle it
But no I gotta put up with Serenity now now that I'm putting up with
Fuck this guy. I mean really fuck this fucking not. I'm talking up with Serenity now that I'm putting up with... Fuck this guy. I mean really fuck this fucking not I'm talking about you Serenity
You're a fucking spamming piece of dog shit
You saying the same thing over and fucking over. I don't like you. I don't like you Serenity
You're a fucking douche.
I don't like you either Jesus Christ yeah
report me to the internet to a brilliant words my friend friend fuck that so yeah
I'm doing this YouTube thing out of the way out of it by my fucking self
What?
by my fucking self
And I got a bunch of commentators
But a middle-aged comedians who can't hack it anymore want to tell me right from fucking wrong fuck off
you're going to be like, oh, you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh,
you're going to be like, oh, you're going to be like, oh, you're going to be like, oh, I'm not mad at KB but okay if
you're gonna give time to talk
and put me in the goddamn
green room, **** that after
every **** sucking thing.
Shmuel did to me **** that.
Hey, call him up. and then **** face. Kevin Brennan is gonna call me an idiot fuck it
I'm done call me gay a few thousand fucking times don't give a fuck anymore
Okay, so it sounds like you're probably turning on Kevin Brennan. You're no longer
Want to go on a show and be friends with them so it sounds like
I'm not turning on Kevin Brennan. I'm just gonna open my fucking mouth on what I feel about shit
Maybe I'm just gonna open my fucking mouth on what I feel about shit is the dumbest thing anyone's ever said
It doesn't matter if you're by yourself karmic. That's a dumb thing to say you're not making any sense
Is this what happens when you quit drinking or is he not sober anymore?
Great question because at a certain point someone goes
Maybe you should drink a shot or somebody goes not for another hour and a half. Oh, okay
I don't want to get started too early. I'm sure we straight. Yeah, right
Yeah for sure
I'm not turning on Kevin Brennan
But I'm just gonna open my fucking mouth on what I feel about shit if you don't like it. That's his problem
I'm not breaking up with you. I still love you. I'm just I'm very hurt
I mean I would like to still see the link to MLC
But just don't leave me in the green room because I get very upset when you do that upset
Especially when you choose other guys show every time I talk he fucking shuts me up or puts me in the green room or whatever
What what benefit do I have? What benefit do I have to let schmiel fucking talk over me? Fuck it. Fuck it. If
he wants to give schmiel more respect than me, fuck that. So
how did it go last time you were on MLC? Carmich? Everything
good?
Yeah, right. Anyway, that's just fake outrage. He's playing a character and I find it annoying because people are and I think Carmich X is
entertaining. He is. When he's hammered.
He has 25% of it is brilliant.
Yes, there are he has his moments. Mm-hmm. But this character that he's playing where he's just like I'll tell you something mean gene
If Kevin Brennan thinks that he's gonna talk to you a buckman
This is the problem with looking at what people like and
Going by what you think people want to see from you you start giving it to them and you lose all meaning and sincerity.
And this is such bad anger.
If you're taking breaks during your anger to smoke a cigarette casually, you've lost
all emotional connection.
We used to hear Mike and the Mad Dog do that in New York, Chris Russo's, you know, working
up and working.
And there'd be these pauses because he would be doing it for so long all day that he'd be
Eating a bagel like and they think they can
And it's like that's what you're doing
This coach in this town. This is ridiculous. How's he still have a job?
Yeah, you hear these bosses that's what he's doing. That's a goddamn good bagel
That is New York. All right.
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Well, and what I like about you is that you have some good advice
You you seem to have some wisdom
And you like to tell other people your thoughts on things and you've been going on this tour of
Other podcasters and it's been an interesting journey. You've been on't want to use the word journey lightly, I think this really is a journey
because you're talking to all different levels
of podcasters and you just did a show not too long ago
that has 100,000 subscribers, that has to be the biggest one
you've done since doing these Dabbleverse shows, right?
Yeah, I mean I haven't looked actually at that sort
of thing but I'm to assume that is definitely.
I would imagine.
Yeah.
Yeah, so Chrissy Mayer has Adam Bush on to do an interview
with Adam, and you've broken this down for us.
You want to show us how that went.
I do.
I went in knowing that she was very politically active and had very strong
beliefs and I was aware that me, that I would be viewed as a typical Hollywood liberal coming
from Los Angeles. How else could I be? So I was surprised at what she seems to value
and what she seems to not care about. In this first clip, we're both from very similar places on Long Island,
and I did some talking about the store I worked at in her hometown that sold records
and how my brothers all worked there and told a bunch of stories.
And then she shares her favorite memory of growing up on Long Island here.
But it's just something I'm so proud of. I was in the same legs limited little kids dance class
as the one and only Tim Dillon.
And it's one of my absolute favorite memories.
And I just, I don't know if I'll ever find that group photo
of him in jazz shoes like this.
Like he was the only boy.
One of her favorite memories was being in this dance
class with Tim Dillon. So they must have like gotten along really well and been fast friends.
I would imagine that's like a memory that's her favorite. I'm guessing he was a big influence
on her. Oh boy could he dance. He was a little bit a little bit portly even back then but it was cute
and he wore it well and he was like just so like turn the beat up so good so
such a good dancer and I'm so happy to see this led him to great things. Was he
nice back then do you remember did you guys get along? You know we didn't really
talk in the dance class it was all it was all business we didn't really
fraternize and looking back I was like oh that would that would be my first
example of a gay you gay that I would see.
And how do you feel it affected you?
How you feel about gays from that point on?
I like that follow-up question.
We'll hear the answer in a second.
But I just want to point out, Tim Dillon is the least gay gay guy I've ever encountered
in my life.
Maybe he was different before he was gay when he was pre-pubescent.
Is that swishy?
I don't think he's not swishy at all. I'm just saying
You know, he was a first good gay to have in my life. We didn't really
Really? I should have chatted him up, but I was
What was I in middle school?
He was one of the good ones. Mm-hmm. It's good to know
It's her favorite memory of growing up on Long
Island was the most famous person she came in contact with that she had no
relationship with and never talked to. Yep, but eventually he became famous so
yeah that's cool. It's a fun story. Maybe she thinks I'm from LA like that's what I
want to hear like you talk to somebody from Hershey like oh we have chocolate
too you want some chocolate? Right. Let's love that.
You're from Pennsylvania.
Yeah.
Maybe she thinks she's trying to relate to me.
I must love.
This is early on in the conversation, kind of feeling each other out and trying to figure
out where the common ground is.
And in this next clip, she makes her way into the Hollywood talk.
And keep in mind, like you said, she's not Joey C.
This is not Jake Hudson.
She has a hundred thousand subscribers compound media
She's had a career of doing this and we segue into Hollywood. Were you okay? I have a stupid question. Were you a vampire?
Do your research mayor?
Time to watch the whole show. I did I show plenty of research Adam. I did plenty of research Adam
I did not come here unprepared like Chad. Okay without looking to the right without looking to the right look me in the eyes and keep going
I
Wrote questions for God Joey. She called it a teleprompter. He's like I got a teleprompter right there
Well, yeah, I can't I'm not gonna I can't memorize questions and I'm just answering the goddamn question when you were a vampire
Or a Frankenstein
I can't expect you to watch the whole show
Watch the whole show
You can start at season 6
Don't worry about it, Chrissy
You'll get caught up quick
I haven't seen every episode of Simcast, but I watched a couple
I got the gist
So now that she's buttered me up
She's, you know, wooed me with her Hollywood talk,
she can move on to the hard questions, which I think she does very gracefully and with
a lot of tact.
Oh.
Did anyone?
Sorry.
Did anyone try to molest you at Nickelodeon?
Quite possibly.
I don't, you know.
You blocked it out.
Yeah, it's entirely possible.
No, no one did.
What if the answer was yes?
What if you're just like, oh my gosh, you don't know about this?
It's the most traumatic thing ever.
Well then the joke was that I blocked it out.
Get it?
Yeah.
Smart.
I'm suppressing it.
Bringing it up must be awesome.
Smart move.
You know, I appreciate her asking it. I don up must be awesome. Smart move.
You know, I appreciate her asking it. I don't mind her asking it. It was just quite a segue.
Right.
Alright, where are we going next?
Well, I ask her her thoughts on Stuttering John, because I'm always curious about that.
Yeah, and of course, Chrissy's interview with Stuttering John is what started the Dabbleverse, at name of the queen of the dabble verse is the queen of the dabble verse.
I think we're ready for this, right?
Oh, God. Never ready.
I like stuttering, John. I think he is is very misunderstood. And I think he's
what are we misunderstanding about him?
about him? I don't know I think people just I don't know I think what I'm trying to say is he I think he has a hard time trusting people I think he has a hard
time making friends but at the same time all human beings need connection. Need to express himself, right?
He was, he was, he's a fellow showbiz person, so
we can't stay away long. Glen?
So he's a sympathetic character.
According to Chrissy Mayer.
Poor guy misunderstood.
Yeah.
There's a lot of people in the Dabbleverse that are similar to John that don't get that kind of sympathy that kind of just empathetic look on it. And I appreciate it. It's unique. It must be real. And I'm sure it applies to all the similar characters in the double verse.
Let's hear a check on Chad Zumach.
I forget the guy who was talking about, but he said he has sympathy for Chad.
And I'm like, I think the people who have sympathy for Chad
haven't seen the side of him where he's threatening
to do physical harm to women
or wishing down syndrome on unborn babies.
I think they probably just don't know that side of him.
Oh, interesting.
But considering John laughing about my dad having cancer and wanted to fight me and telling me next time
He sees me. It's not gonna relationship with your wife. Yeah. Yeah
He's misunderstood but when it happens to Chrissy with Chad Zubach she goes no this guy's a piece of shit
Chrissy assume that these other people are also pieces of shit
It's very possible.
I think it's fair.
I think that's fair.
I think that is funny though that she's just like, ah, John's a good guy.
What are you gonna do?
What do you think about John Zuback?
He said mean things about me.
This fucking painkman's a real fucking painkman.
She's very honest and open.
She says, you know, shortly thereafter that, you know, she might want something from John.
So we gotta keep that open gotcha
So Chrissy's content house WTP live.com you never know who's gonna show up
You got you have to be there for you know be there live WTP live.com for taking no I've been disinvited yep there it is
We'll be live with Anthony Kumia and Adam Bush and Chrissy
and the whole gang September 5th.
Come check it out, wtblive.com.
Where are we going next, Adam?
What do we have?
I lost it right here.
I believe it's the, um.
OK, so I believe this is where our friend Ava joins in.
Yes, an interesting chat.
Comes in and kind of takes over.
Let's see what happens here.
Ava Reza for Vive.
Is the culture war trans-fixation, what?
Trans-fixation a deflection for clicks because of the lack of talent
or that putrid fermented ham sweat molding deli meat face?
Wow, this is a lot to digest.
All right, so, so Ava comes in hot right here.
And I started watching the show after this happened.
And we're gonna see that these two
kind of have a back and forth.
But I didn't know that like,
avocado was the first one to come in
and be like, fuck you, bitch. Because when I started watching, I was just like, why is Chrissy the first one to come in and be like fuck you bitch
Yeah, because because when I started watching I'm just like why is Chrissy being so mean to this avarice a person?
And I didn't see this part of it
So this is interesting that Chrissy feels the need to answer this genuinely which you could have just been like yeah
I don't know. I don't know what that means or whatever
She does she says I don't understand what this means. I don't know what's happening
So she's ready I think to dismiss it, but I took the time to explain it to her
I didn't think this was actually ob a riser
I'd never seen her chat like this or come in this hot so I assumed it was someone
Poses her but I appreciated the question and and I tried to help her answer it. Okay, take your time. You can answer
This is a new this is a new chatter
Is the culture war trans trans fixation at deflection for co-ex because of the life two plus two times two
Eva you talking about like when Hollywood actors like they trans their kids for attention
like they all seem to have trans kids I
think she's talking about how
Like they all seem to have trans kids.
I think she was talking about how conservative shows have them in their headlines and you know as the topic to just, you know, get clicks because we know that the exclusion of someone brings clicks faster than the support of some. Oh, yeah. That's what YouTube is all about is like finding your niche following. It's a we all deal in titles and headlines and thumbnails and
and stream optimization keywords and such and to not utilize those things it's
like you're wasting your time to be on YouTube at all so yeah unfortunately
that's kind of just the job you know is a being specific finding your audience
and then you look at you you can see your analytics,
you see what's working, what's not working.
If you wanna do well at this, you,
just like anybody in any other job, you're like,
all right, I'll do more of what's working.
But yeah, I can.
The answer would be a yes.
I can see how it comes off that way.
Yeah.
So that's a good answer by Chrissy. I agree that that is
what's going on and that's that is what gets people clicks and that's why people
title things the way they do and make the thumbnails the way they do or even
make their content the way they do. What she forgot about was the part where she
goes is that because of your lack of talent and putrid fermented ham
sweating molded deli meat face, which I think that should be addressed
Along with that answer by I don't know maybe she decided that that wasn't the important part of
This what I just like that. She was like, I don't know what any of this means. Let's just skip it
This is all bullshit. And then you explain it to her and she's like, oh, that's a great question
Actually, I do the latter because I feel like it's good business practice
She was so quick to dismiss it
But then when took the time to sound it out, she had a very very specific answer that I think they call good business
There's nothing wrong with that. But she asked you is it because it's what you personally believe
Is it a lack of talent or is it some other thing and she's like, oh no, it's a business move
Okay, great question. Perfect. Yeah, it makes makes perfect sense and this next one she's like
We want to identify who this is. I don't like speaking to a mask or a potato filter
I want to know who this is so she starts to name names and take it further
I we have one more so much at from Ava Razza. She's she's you know she kind of writes in an interesting way
Oh, okay. This is a I'm told my producer is saying this person is a is a gross psycho tranny
That's obsessed with the devil verse. Okay
That makes sounds objective
No, dummy you called all trans women ugly and I'm saying you have a gross
Moldy deli meat face and no talent but Ava what you have to be specific when you're writing a joke or roasting somebody
You have to be specific. Pick a pick a deli meat whether it's turkey, whether it's bologna
Like I would say I don't know maybe you have like a bologna face or mortadella if you want to go fancy
It's actually specificity is always best but just it being any random deli meat
It's almost harsher because it, because it doesn't even matter.
Roast beef, ham.
Yeah, it makes me think it's deli meat not even from a deli, but from the grocery store,
like an Oscar Mayer.
It might be, and that might even be part of the dis.
The less quality of the meat, the more offensive it is.
I don't know, Ava, what does my opinion matter? I'm just one
Insignificant straight woman. What does it matter if I think all trans women are ugly? That's I'll probably
Never meet you never encounter you in the real world. I would say don't let
The opinions of people who don't matter matter
right
Is am I giving good advice?
Not necessarily.
I pity this person. I just feel bad for them.
Why?
What about Nikki Norton?
We can't just do a blanketed statement out there like that.
Hmm. It's a crazy thing to do.
Her beliefs don't seem to be very
Strongly rooted or grounded in something that I can
Figure out. Okay, you know, yep
and it
Does become apparent in this next clip right here where she's asked to own her words, I guess
Oh, it was back what insecurity drives you to attack trans people?
I would ask you, Ava, what makes you think that jokes are attacks?
If you're basing this off my Twitter, like, my goodness, it's a bit misguided. But also,
Jesus loves you. hunts forehead all twins
Whim oh, this is the same person because it's the same kind of spacing no, that's not how it works. That's not how
Sacing does not denote No, okay, maybe someone else is Helen's forehead
It's not even the same type of currency. They live in different countries these two
There's a big clue right there that five pounds versus five bucks get it together pickle loaf
That was wild it was a real-time representation of it that thing looks like this thing so they're the same thing yeah
It was interesting
so
The the Channers are just taking over at this point. They run the show
Yeah, even though there's all those questions about if you're a vampire or not we've moved on
Talking to the chat oh
Ava was on a W ATP in case you want a response to the super chat coming in about me using filters
Would that be interesting to watch? I don't know. I remember when you called in from the soccer game.
Yes, I remember that too.
I remember a couple of your appearances.
So this is Adam going, let's move on from that.
Let's talk about, I know your history at WTP.
I'm a part of the show.
We can have a conversation about stuff.
It's like, yeah, we don't need to go find videos of Ava odd with Carl or anything like that. That's not gonna help anything that you've never
seen that you don't know if they're good that are 23 minutes long. I learned a thing or
two from the Joey C interview. Let's talk about what's going on with you. Yeah, there's
been three so far. Two in the film was one in Orlando. It's fun to get to see Anthony Cumia on his phone in different settings.
Yes, it's all different.
Let's see. Yeah, let's watch a little tidbit.
I wonder.
Back to it.
Does this go straight to the clip?
Oh, I don't know. I don't think this is a 23 minute clip.
Is there a particular part you want me to go to?
four minutes 20 seconds
For 20 let's say this better be
This better be good
Okay, uh-oh. Oh, okay. This is who we're dealing with here. I had no idea
Yikes and gadzooks not racist is
But that's what racist people do it's like in there oh my gosh
What okay it all makes sense now
Whoof I
Gotta say
Chrissy missed a huge opportunity to be the bigger person on this one
You know filthy who I know is obviously going like this is a gross trans person
We hate those people and you hate Ava and so she shows the videos. She goes. Oh gross
It would have been amazing just like you know what I take it back
You're beautiful, and you know I shouldn't be make blanketed statements that are jokes
She you know she hides behind that they're jokes or whatever, but you can tell by her reactions that they're not jokes
Yeah, I'm not buying the fact. It's like though. This is my sense of humor. I love all trans people seems like she's got an issue
Right there
Yeah, it seemed a little personal and it was an opportunity because I came in so aggressive and out of nowhere
She could have handled it in a way that you actually have the higher ground here obviously here a fucking dumb bitch
I was positive that this was just someone chatting under that name
Until I checked my mail afterwards. I was like is that you oh fuck. Yeah, that was me and I really want to know
What separates Chrissy from the other people in this Dabbleverse
that share her beliefs that she's a fan of.
And I'm not saying there's any wrong or right.
I just want to know how that line is drawn and when and where because it's an interesting
topic.
Do you want to talk to Ava real quick?
We have a few more clips from this interview, but Ava is here.
Oh, that'd be great.
She's backstage.
There she is. What's up, Ava?
Hey there
I'm glad you're able to hop on I sent you the link
I didn't know if you got it or not. I just got a few minutes ago. Beautiful. Yeah, I'm glad you're covering this
She's a fucking cunt. Well, we like Chris because he's a friend of mine if we're doing her content house
September 5th never mind. She's great. She's great. Thank you. There you go
Now you get it. I'm glad to finally dispel the myths that that we're the same person and that people can now see that
We're two separate people but I am very curious because I know you're a big fan of kumia
And I know you're a big fan of a lot of people that
Share that similar belief. I want to know what separates Chrissy from anyone else
I feel like
Kumia is funny and that gives him some headroom she's a hack and like I know
transism for everyone but like her Twitter was just like it wasn't even
jokes it was just it was just nasty and so I just wanted to tell her that she
has a hideous face but she I found it interesting when she said,
if you're judging me by the things I say and post and do,
then we're going to have a problem.
I don't know what else we're supposed to judge.
Like, what are you being judged by?
I don't know what we're allowed to look at.
You're judging me by the content of my character?
I won't have that.
What about my face?
Yeah.
Isn't that the whole thing?
It's like you can say anything,
but if you're going to go for it, it's got to be funny.
I feel like Anthony,
there's a big difference between Kumya and Chrissy, let's be honest. Right? I think everyone has their personal
taste in this dabble verse and everyone has someone that they just have a soft spot for and
everyone has someone that just fucking pisses them off. Like I know you love KB and I cannot
figure it out or understand why, but you love that and to me I just see like... And Chrissy loves Stuttering
John, yes. It's all very unique to us
By the way, I'm sorry for ambushing your interview with her
It was she was just like playing old clips of you and just like sucking your dick like it was just it was a you know
I don't know, but I'm sorry
I don't she know play like a ten minute long clip of where Adams character was killed off in Buffy and I
Ten minute long clip of where Adams character was killed off in Buffy and I was watching I was texting with Adam like this must be so uncomfortable for you because and I turn off his camera
He's like what are we doing? I'm just watching me. He's like no, I'm great
And we weren't saying anything we were just watching me die
Know what to do my hands or anything
If I think y'all you already covered it, but like her analysis of that joke is so wrong.
Like I pulled up like the little draft of the jokes that I wanted to use and I went through Turkey and all those.
Yeah, like I had a bunch of good ones behind the music of this joke they use.
But it's like you're supposed to be a comedian and it's like any comedian would have been like, okay
Actually telling me if you actually really go through it
It was very starting on her response to be like that's a call back in what you're looking for is the rule of threes or whatever
So I guess Ava your point is that as far as political ideology
You're not one way all the way over here, all the way over there.
You're kind of in the middle because I know you are on these different shows with different people
who have different thoughts on things. You're fine with Kumiya and stuff like that. So is that,
am I representing you correctly with that? Yeah. And you know, other, well, I think so. Yeah. I
mean, I'm not going to like give Kumi a shit yeah but
yeah you're a big ONA fan you love the history of it and yeah I think it's just
with her she's just well you said you like her so I don't want to insult her
more say whatever you want it doesn't matter yeah with her it's just she's
just so unfunny and so gross and just trying to be a celebrity and and her face
is really gross. So I mean
She's very beautiful. I don't think so. I think her face is like
Oxidizing pastrami. I've met her in person many times and she's stunning
But I appreciate your opinion, but I I could tell you that she's got a presence to her
Actually, I wasn't I wasn't speaking for everyone. I was just you know
I can tell you that she's got a presence to her. Absolutely, and I wasn't speaking for everyone.
I was just letting her know how I felt.
She was saying all trans people are ugly.
And I was like, well, you're ugly.
We can say comedy or subjective.
They're all subjective.
Correct.
This is what makes America great,
as they talk about on the WNBA game,
is that we can all have different opinions
and still get along.
I always give BYB shit because he
takes these strong political stances.
And he was going over our review of him, his most recent drunken stream, and he was defending it.
And I don't know, he just, he said something like his friends weren't going with him when he was trying to hate us.
And he said, look, I'm just throwing whatever I can at the wall.
Yeah.
Oh, okay. So then we know where you're coming from, so we won't take you as seriously next time.
And I feel like it's the same with
Chrissy it's comedy whether she hits it or not. That's right. You have a question. Oh shit. I forgot
What did deli meat do to you?
Thank you so much for coming in and answering our questions directly. Yeah, absolutely. Thank you. Good to see you. You as well I'll see you guys. Wait, you want to get a quick plug in before you go?
I'm just still making music. I've arisen.bandcamp.com. Thanks. I've arisen.bandcamp.com. Thanks, Ava. Well done.
All right, let's get back to this. I'm glad we cleared that up. I'm glad we did too. This was a big bone of contention
when you were on Chrissy's show.
I get it. When I like, when I think someone has a talent, I'm so blind to things sometimes.
Or if someone's like a grandma or like a senior citizen, I can forgive them for like horrible shit.
That's not fair that I should hold them accountable for.
I've seen you and Anthony Cooley get along before on this very program.
We get along great.
Yes, you got a lot of explaining to do.
Sure, I would love to explain it. That's my favorite thing ever.
I'm kidding of course all right
We got a few more cuts from this interview you want to this is the best this is my favorite part of Chrissy
This is what I love we get into like what is motherhood been like tell us and we get the most raw honest look
Which is this 10? I believe so yes, okay? Oh?
I'm sorry. I think I have any notes for you, but if I do I'll let you know since we are now friends
Does your mother put ours at the end of words where there are no ours?
I don't know that your setup was right for this clip
No, it begins this does be heard us. Okay descent into darkness. I was foreshadowing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so
You guys are from the same area. So you're asking if her mom has an accent
Yeah, and I ask it out of nowhere because sometimes that just gets an answer if you
just pivot really fast. They just answer it.
Where there are no R's.
She is dead. But when she was alive, she, why would I say that?
Um, God, what she, she had a very, very Long Island accent.
Definitely with the coffee, definitely.
And she never really left.
I mean, she went to Florida for the last couple of years, but she put R's on the, no, she
wouldn't put R's on the end of everything.
A funny thing she would do is she, when she would tell time, she would always round up
like, she would always round up by the half hour like it would be it would be
535 she'd be like come on it's six o'clock we gotta go and i don't know i guess she felt like
she couldn't get anybody moving to tell the truth but i just could never trust her on the time of day
so she's trying to work out a stand-up bit right here You gotta get out of here about this is crazy
535 she thinks it's six o'clock. It's not six o'clock. It's 25 minutes earlier than that
Yeah, it was a little bit of therapy too
There was a touch of the Rob Saul or I was just that cuz my mom says, you know
The river and your aunt Linda, you know, so I wanted to know if she had the same accent
She's like no no, but she's dead and she's chronically late in a liar
Yeah, okay
Issues just came up. Yeah, I love it. I like that's the best that's fine. That's why you're doing these things
It's I don't know why I enjoy it so much, but it gets even farther here when we get specifically into motherhood, okay?
Comes out that sounds weirder than I intended, but it's just yeah, the baby sleeps in the bed
with us. It was a, you know, it's a first baby problem. You're like, I don't have the heart to
sleep train. I'm just going to have them cuddled up here. And I just looking back, maybe not great
for the baby. It's horrible for me because I sleep on the very, we just have a queen size bed. It was
perfect for me and Frank, because I always would say, if just have a queen size bed. It was perfect for me and Frank,
because I always would say, if you have a king size bed, you probably don't like your spouse that
much. The queen size bed forces affection and other things. It's nice to touch a little bit
while you're sleeping. But with Baby, I am scooched way the hell. I have to make sure Frank has his
space. He's got to go to work and he's keto.'s you know, he's got a he's got shit going on and I am just pushed to the tippy tippy edge of the bed.
I sleep on my on my side on my right side and I don't move all night long.
You guys try sleeping on one side for the whole night and tell me how you feel in the morning.
All right. I far be it for me to give parenting advice.
I know nothing about the subject, except for I was parented.
But I have a family member who slept with her boys
in their room until they got pretty old.
And it's not good.
It is not a good thing.
You gotta get that kid out of the bedroom,
get him away from you overnight as fast as possible.
That's wild.
Or you gotta have a plan for it really soon
because it can't stay that way.
Yeah, well,
should I just play this last clip?
Yeah.
Because it's a good little payoff.
He's like kind of in the crook of my arm, but he'll sometimes, he'll scooch down or
sometimes he'll lay sideways and the three of us are in like an H position and I just,
I'm really impressed at my lack of, I mean I don't move all night long.
I'm the stillest sleeper there ever was. And I just, and it's, there's something about when you have kids or if you have one in your bed with
you, you're just like, I am now the, the most, the lightest sleeper ever. And yeah, I do, I'll do just,
I'll sit there for a little lay there for hours, just kind of staring at him. Like,
like I'm on night watch or something. And then I'll sort of fall asleep and I'll be like, where is he?
Like like I'm on night watch or something and then I'll sort of fall sleep. No, but where is he?
It's fun It's fun being a parent, but hopefully that the crib is collecting dust so we're gonna have to get him in there
Soon, I don't know how I don't have a plan
14 months
That's a fair part of the whole interview. Oh, is he like three weeks six weeks 14 months wow
No further questions
She's got a strategy in place to figure out a
That was I love that so much it was very revealing very honest and very open and I love her take on motherhood
I hope we get some more of it
Fantastic well thanks to Chrissy Mayer for having you on her show. Who's the vampire now Chrissy who's staying up all night?
Sounded like it wasn't all that restful the way she's sleeping staring at this baby
Doesn't sound all that restful all right well we still have some fantastic things coming up including I have a
Groundbreaking report on Aaron him hold of steel tell they're gonna get into
You know Melton. What does he do? He goes to Minnesota and has conversations with all of Aaron's friends and records it, whatever.
Anyone could do that, yeah.
I actually have real information about Aaron
that no one else knows.
No, actually, what Melton's been doing is fantastic.
Huge fan of it.
Unbelievable, live from Stoney's, insane.
That was awesome, the midget bowling video
from the Stoney's.
Just getting to see those places in real time, it's the best. Yeah, it's awesome. The midget bowling video from the Stonys. I'm just getting to see those places in real time.
It's the best.
Yeah, it's awesome.
We also have Opie stuff coming up.
Ron the waiter is so pathetic,
we might stop making fun of him.
He might have finally had that tipping point
where it's just like, oh, it's this bad?
Okay, nevermind.
Tom Myers is on Who Are These Broadcasters,
and I'm very angry with Christian Blatt about that
because I was not told this would be happening on my channel and
I don't know if anyone's too thrilled with how that all went down. But first let's talk about
Steeltoe. Thank God
Are you excited about some of this?
Please guys stream labs PayPal Super chats rumble rants Venmo some of this. Please, please, please guys. Streamlabs, PayPal,
super chats, Rumble Rants, Venmo. Maybe you know what? Maybe
we don't deserve it.
Alright, so there's this guy Mark T. He's boots on the ground
in St. Cloud. And I believe he was hanging at Stoney's and at
the courtroom. And so he's, he's been a part of this.
And because he was watching this show today
with pretty anti-social, had an attorney on,
and they were kinda talking through
what's going on with this new HRO.
So Aaron took out a harassment restraining order
on Nick Ricada, which is odd because,
and I'm not gonna go through that right now,
but in the restraining order,
there's nothing about Nick not being able
to talk about Aaron on the internet.
He just can't get near him or go to his house or whatever,
which is not enough something that Nick does.
So it was odd that this was done,
and it seems like it's a retaliation because he did it the day after he was put in
jail and Nick was there for it. So it seems like a retaliation tactic.
Feels like a lovers quarrel. Right yeah oh I'm mad at you I'll show you I'll do
this thing. Mm-hmm. But they were breaking that down on pretty antisocial and I know that Nick Rekeda
Had someone put together a super clip of every time Aaron's talked shit about Nick and it was over two hours long
Oh, yeah, and so it's pretty rich for Aaron to be like, ah, this guy's harassing me
It's like that you you have been doing this since April of last year
maybe it was May whenever it was that he came out
and started talking about the Palo Q and Nick's drug use
and all this stuff, he's been talking nonstop shit.
And he loved it when Nick wasn't able to talk
and Kayla wasn't able to talk and April wasn't anywhere.
It was great, he's just like, yeah, fuck these idiots,
I'm the best, they all suck.
And now all of a sudden they're talking
and they're coming to Hackamania,
they're doing stuff, he's like, whoa, what's all this about? How rude? I don't like being I don't like my own medicine
That's not fun. They're having a party
right, so
Anyway, they were talking about that. I'm pretty antisocial today. And so because of that this guy mark T
Decided to go down to the courthouse and look through some records and find out
If there's anything else that Aaron has been up to and boy he found something interesting
He found that
Aaron had a complaint
Disorderly conduct defense from May 27th 2005
Aaron was born in 86. So this would be
18 year old Aaron,
high school year of high school.
Disorderly conduct. And the case number is 6 2 T 2 0 5 6 0 6 2 2 5
and Ramsey Court Records told Mark
that the T is for traffic.
So what's really interesting about this is the description of
disorderly conduct. It says Imholt showed his buttocks to numerous people in the school
and then see the incident report. Now this incident report does not exist, unfortunately.
That's been lost over time. But he showed his ass. This ass showed his ass to people in school, but it's also a traffic report
So it would tell you that he was shoving his bare butt out the window
driving around campus
Like in dirty work where Norm MacDonald is already doing that and over dog just parks the car and gets out and walks away
And I was like, are you supposed to keep driving by my bed
But something like that must have occurred
Well, like jackie martling and his mother's car when he shoved it out the back window and there was some nickname for it
That's hilarious. Yes
so
He's guessing
That because people at school saw this that that's the incident that occurred.
He couldn't find any more information about it.
But it turns out that Aaron has been an ass for a very long time.
This is part of his MO.
And the fact that he's doing this at 1040 AM, time of offense, on May 27th, 1040 a.m. Time of offense in May 27th
1040 a.m. It's not even like the school day's over or you know hey, we're graduating tonight
Let's get the fuck out of here and move to school. Hey so long suckers
No, none of that so in a month to go and it was in the morning still
Did you hear about that married guy that recently showed up to the Starbucks or the coffee shop with like his pants off? He's just like a working dad in a car and the woman looked
and screamed at him and he drove away real fast and the video went viral and he killed himself.
Oh, I did hear that. That was a little while ago. Like less than a year. Yeah, yeah, okay. I know
exactly what you're talking about. Yes, I do remember that. Because this is just look a kid mooned when he was young like it's
nothing to make a big deal about some kid mooning doesn't mean anything. But when you
put it with this other meaningless sex offense, like some people just you know, they take
a leak outside their car, they don't realize they're in a school zone, right and a cop
sees them and they're just screwed for life.
Another register.
Uh-huh.
This, maybe it's that, but how many of them can you have until someone's like, the judge is like,
Hold on, we gotta do something about this.
Like, it's just becoming who you are.
This guy's a problem.
I agree.
So, Aaron's on his show recently.
He's not talking about any of this stuff anymore.
Court ordered.
But I think also he's realizing he's just losing.
Every, cause he was so excited to be like,
I'm gonna get a slap on the wrist.
I'm the winner in all of this, you guys can't take me down.
And just the opposite happened.
He was booked into jail.
He's got another date for sentencing on October 2nd.
He's got to live his life on the straight and narrow until then.
And so he's finally learned finally, after all this time,
it's your 13 months of talking shit and spilling all the tea.
He's finally learned that he needs to keep his mouth shut and he needs to stop talking about other people and, and what they're up to. And, uh,
he's very excited to say, not having drama on the show is actually
great. Gaming done right says Aaron stick with the new format. Be your own man. The drama stuff did
more harm than good. Hey, if you agree with that guy, throw in a couple of memberships or a couple
of bucks. I like him. Oh, Aaron's first instinct. Hey, I like this new show for me. I'm talking about drama at all.
Yeah, if you guys agree with that, give me money. What do you think about that? You know,
be crazy if everyone who agrees with that son of a give me money. And if you disagree, give me even
more money to show that you disagree. If you buy five memberships, you agree. If you buy 20,
you disagree. Do you want the drama? This fucking guy, it's nonstop.
He's so proud of himself. He prances around like a little fucking teapot.
Yes.
Put his hands on his hips so smug about it.
Also, the way he's reacting to someone saying like,
hey I like this new format of no drama,
proves that he knows this isn't true.
This is not a good turn for him.
I like that guy, he's got a he's got a good head on
his shoulders. Leo with $2 says I'm glad the drama is done
with. The show is more interesting now. That's very
nice of you. Thank you. Mizzle T. Shizzle gifting a membership.
Oh my god. A lot of people. Thanks for lying to me guys is
what he's basically saying. I appreciate you guys trying to
help my feelings out
by lying to me.
Or Aaron wrote these.
Because it sounds like something he'd write.
Yes. Yeah.
Agree with gaming done right.
Of course, if you agree with gaming done right,
we did say throw in a couple of bucks.
Right. We appreciate it.
Wal-
This fucking guy.
Anything happens on his show, he's just like, just like someone's in the chest about Pulp Fiction
If you like Pulp Fiction throw me a few bucks
If you think reservoir dogs is a better picture to throw me five bucks. You want to buy me a beer?
Buy me a shot, too
Kids kids you can both get
Kids kids you can both get
99 says originally came for the drama, but I'm staying for the content look at that another win for the time Would you and this is quick? I mean it's such bullshit this idea that Aaron's just like yeah, isn't this so much better now?
We're just doing a show or time about drama meanwhile
His show has never been bigger than when he was talking about the drama when he came out last year and was talking about everything was
Going on with rickettas Druggies and April, he had 10x viewers of what
he has now. The viewership's gone way down. He was crushing it. And then he continued to talk about
it for 13 plus months because that was what people were tuning in for, aside from begging for the
goal, which is great, but also him talking about the drama. Well, now he's been court ordered and he can't talk about the drama and he goes oh man
This is so much better. I don't have to talk about the drama. Everyone likes this way better
I'm so glad this decision was made for yeah, I don't believe you Aaron. Yeah
texting and pay attention to the show I'm
Trying but people I'm just my phone
Is blowing up during the show I gotta put like a thing out for people and just tell them like look here's this
It's on you just put your phone on I know it's not on them to stop bothering
He goes in a whole thing where he's all upset because he's distracted by text messages
He's getting I get text messages throughout the show all the time
Producer Chris will tell you because they show up on his screen
I read them all I got to disconnect that shit
People who change their behavior because they were caught and want to act pride proud like it was a decision
They made and that they're so happy with and that they're in charge of it was court ordered. We're glad you enjoy it again
Irrelevant and not what the judge is looking for. I hope he's happy with this decision.
Let me tune in and see.
Oh yeah, he likes it guys, he likes it.
That's not what they're looking for.
They're trying to humble you.
To go for 13 months,
and this is your main content, talking all this shit,
and then you go to court,
you thought something good was gonna happen,
something really bad happened instead,
you had to pay $5,000 to bond out,
you were booked in jail, and you're not allowed
to talk about it anymore, and to say like, this is actually way better.
He's a liar.
He's constantly gaslighting his audience and lying to them.
And it's so obvious for anyone who's objectively paying attention.
Some people, they murder people and it's almost justified.
They did something horrible to someone they love or the person's just a monster and they couldn't control it.
And sometimes those people do go to jail and anyone looking at it is like, oh, they were a victim or why would you do that?
Even those people, when it comes to the parole board or the judge, know till sometimes show humility or show an awareness that there is a victim. He refuses to ask whether he believes it or not.
He refuses to act like there's somebody
that got hurt by this that he's supposed to be respecting.
So this is a new thing that he's doing,
and it's very opie-esque,
the way he's responding to the chat right here.
Really obnoxious.
Tim with a dollar says,
are you still allowed to run
the golf and cornhole tournaments? Yes, of course
I am Tim you're a weirdo. I got so
Good question. Yes
There's some things you aren't allowed to do anymore and the guy goes are you allowed to do these things and he goes
Why would you ask that? Why you be such a effing weirdo? How do you run the golf and cornhole tournaments?
Yes, of course I am Tim. You're a f***ing weirdo.
I gotta say, Tim's like, Tim's one of those guys who thinks he's in a relationship with me.
It's really f***ing strange.
Like, it's Tim's one of those guys who's like, I need access to answers to questions that I have
and I'm entitled to them and you're like, Tim,
you're a weird guy. You need to chill. Like some of these people you need.
I love the way that he turns this into this whole dramatic thing with this character over here who's
unstable and Aaron has to explain it to him from a single chat. Kind of goofing on him.
And a valid question.
A valid question, but also goofing on him obviously with this chat. Kind of goofing on him. And a valid question. A valid question, but also goofing on him, obviously, with this chat.
An accusation that he is 100% guilty of.
Oh, you're turning this parasocial internet relationship into a human personal one.
Aaron, you made these people your bosses.
Correct.
You gave them the ability to control your entire
Family and your children's life and you think they are leaning on you too hard. What is it? Johnny said?
Yeah
That is the most bizarre angle out of all this has always been doing is talking about
Very personal things about April. I have more examples of that coming up
very personal things about April. I have more examples of that coming up.
Like he's going into detail about the sex lives
and the drug use and all this stuff.
And so he's bringing us into his world.
The whole point of this show is just like,
hey guys, this is my personal life.
This is what's happening to me.
I have my ex-wife, we have the kids,
there's this HR role that came,
like all this stuff's going on.
And then someone asked him a personal question.
He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I'm just the host of a show. You're being very parasocial which but he was just learned that that word this week
He's been using it non-stop. Oh, yeah parasocial. He's a parasocial
I was laughing just now as if you saw that Moody was just texting you and said Carol sucks
Well done booty this guy's paying attention
So yeah, this thing goes on with this how how much of a weirdo this guy is.
Need to just cast him out and go, alright dude, you're not a part of my life.
You're not like a friend or a family member.
You're creeping me out a little bit. I gotta keep you out here.
You know, you take this podcast stuff a little too seriously.
Angelica's doll says, Erin, how ticked off
was the old lady after scream ranted this morning?
She should be embarrassed.
No, she knows I'm performing.
She knows this is a show.
Angelica's doll, like I said, a lot of you,
not a lot of you, just very few of you.
So what he's referring to, and I'm not gonna play
because it's annoying, Because Aaron got a text message from his girlfriend's slam piece and it was a vague thing and
He's just like don't I got three and a half more hours to do a show and how could you be texting me this?
I can't respond to you and then he turned that into a whole bit. We're throwing his phone around
He's all written and raving and so he's all proud of himself.
And now he's explaining to us, the dumb listeners, that like,
I'm playing a character, guys.
That's not really how my relationship is with Slam Peace.
Chris, Karl, if I'm not mistaken, assuming that this other person knows
you're putting on a show and kidding, when it comes to your relationships,
is what got you in trouble to begin with
Why don't you just err on the side of caution?
This is not what the judge is hoping to see you go and my wife knows I'm kidding when I send her pictures of other
People I've been sleeping with she gets it. It's the show
It's showtime Aaron when I was eating jizz
character different guy
Showtime Aaron. When I was eating jizz. Character. A little different guy.
Some of you get a little too close and you act like you know me or that we're like family members
or that this is me all the time. I try to tell you as nicely as possible when I'm in front of a
microphone I'm condescending Aaron. Is worse than smug Aaron. Let me dub it down for you.
Oh you guys don't realize I'm putting on a show and I'm a
performer
Okay, and I don't like to do this speech because it kind of ruins the fun of it, but like
some of you really do have to stop acting like
Like you're in the room with me all the time like some of you it gets really close to
Parasocial and I'm saying or you just not want to get to you
Yeah, this is infuriating. It's ridiculous. Yeah, he reads one chat, and he just goes you guys are fucking losing your mind
I don't know you live your lives like this like I just put a chat in the thing. That's all too close
You mean super chat close?
Saying this for your benefit go ahead
No, it's it's just how many how many times can he do this how many
people can how many
fans can he talk about how obsessed they are with him from hours until he
Realizes that you're the one obsessed with them. They made one chat you talked about it for 40 minutes
They make another it's another 40 minutes. You're obsessed with them.
If they went away, you would be more hurt than them.
They hold all the power, Aaron, do you not see that?
And I've talked about this before.
People who used to be on the radio
tend to be really bad at instant feedback.
Aaron is a perfect example of this.
It's a one way communication when you're on the radio
and you're just talking out to the airwaves.
When you're on YouTube and rumble and the chats are coming
in and you're seeing them in real time,
it can be very tempting to be like, fuck you, you know?
OP does this and Aaron and it's just like,
just do a show then.
If you have a hard time dealing with people's
instant feedback, I have found a solution to that.
I don't read it, I have a show.
I prepped a show, we're doing it.
That's all, that's all there is to it.
But this gets funnier because that was on July 1st.
This morning, July 2nd, there's a follow-up
to that rant that he had.
Yeah, making speech free again goes,
whenever anyone disagrees with Aaron, it becomes this guy got weird. No,
it's like when you get like really oddly personal, the guy
made a joke about you being able to run your own golf
tournament which I'll point out could have came from the fact
that Patrick Melton went to the golf course and they had no
idea there was a tournament. Nobody knew anything about it.
We don't have a tournament on Sunday. We don't turn around so I will do tournaments on Sundays
Oh, you don't know this is like holes being sponsored and all this stuff like prizes given out like no
We don't know anything about that. Oh
This is too close to
That's why Eric forgot about this, but I love the fact the next day is just someone calls him out like oh
Because somebody said something you don't like you have to call them a weirdo and you think they're weird.
And Aaron just always doubles and triples down,
never looks inward and goes, yeah, maybe, maybe that's not the right reaction.
Never, never once does he think that way. It's so bizarre.
Like when you,
when I say something you don't like and then you go like,
you like try to dig into my life, that's creep. It's a a little weird I'm allowed to think that's weird you're allowed to do
it that's totally fine okay but you and whoever you listen to that does that no
offense buddy I'm not the weird one you should probably cut that out of your
life but I ain't you daddy huh doesn't sound totally fine I don't think he had
a good answer for that
He's like just so you guys know you're the weird one
Okay, huh good argument Aaron you guys wouldn't know about it unless you told us about it Aaron if you hadn't mentioned it
Maybe there'd be an argument for it being weird, but if you talk about it, that's the show. That would be like, imagine I used to listen to Howard Stern all the time.
I never talk about this. I was a big Howard Stern fan.
I think Adam knows about Howard Stern as well.
Could you imagine if Howard comes on the show,
someone calls up about Beth's kittens and Howard's like,
I'm not talking about the kittens anymore. Why are you bringing this up?
You're being fucking weird. A little creepy.
It's a little creepy. You're talking about the kittens. It's all over Instagram. Howard's
complaining about it every episode. There's cats
everywhere. And the fact that like, yeah, you put it out
there. We know about this stuff. So we're asking you about it.
Nuts. Now to that point, Howard would never allow a call to come
in to ask about anything personal these days. He's pretty
much turned into Aaron or Aaron's turned into him. I'm not
sure which.
He knows if he breathes something on the air,
if he makes a sound, it'll be written in a transcript,
someone will comment on it, he's aware of that.
He doesn't talk about things he doesn't want
being brought up.
Maybe, just maybe you could try that.
What you said before, Carl, was so brilliant
because these people that are living in denial,
we enjoy it, but we never think it's gonna go
as far as to like being behind bars having lost your wife
And your money and your career and access and they're still going yep. I'd do it all again. Just like this
Stay the course
Like what Charlie Sheen was was going around talking about his crack addiction is just like yeah the fucking best right winning
I went here, and I went there. It's like no no we're all telling you you're fucking up idiots. Mm-hmm
It's amazing to watch and then they always come around they just go yeah
You know what I probably can't just like smoke crack the rest of my life
You guys are actually right about most of them come around some of them cover
This is a special case one more clip from Aaron and thank you style on 19 for pulling these because this show was getting harder and
Harder to watch but he's talking some shit thank you, Stalin 19 for pulling these because this show was getting
harder and harder to watch but he's talking some **** about
April. So, he's learned a lot. This man not about to talk
about his ex-wife Ashley, not a lot of talk about Kayla. Both
of those things are because of court orders but April, well,
we can talk **** about her. Made it and then my dad talks
to me and he goes, yeah, then your second wife, some trophy wife, that second one
was, oh, no, he was saying like your second wife supposed to be
your trophy wife. I don't remember who we were talking
about. And he goes, some trophy wife you had and I'm like,
Jesus, he's like, well, I'm sorry, he goes, you marry
someone who's built like a teenage boy. And I'm like, and
then he hits the applause.
And then he hits the applause
Whoa, this is a man who put his wife in a bikini to show her off to the internet and
Now he's calling her out for having a body like a teenage boy
Strange flex. Yeah, like you married April we didn't he thinks he's dunking on them He thinks this doesn't reflect on him like you asked her to be the mother to your children
This is the blind spot that we love to watch. Yes, right
I thought that Eric not be able to talk about the court case anymore would make him disinteresting
No, he can't help himself. He cannot he's retarded. This is crazy
Dad was not dad was not a fan
Yeah, they disowned yeah
This is the other thing that Aaron doesn't talk about but you know
He's talked about enough that I know this for a fact is that when he married April his parents are like
This is you're making a mistake and he went fuck you and they disowned him
And so he didn't have a relationship with his parents while he was married to April.
And now he's coming, I mean we all knew all along.
You're gonna marry this teenage boy?
I'm gay, Dad, alright? Just get over it.
Ed was not a fan.
I found out that the kids would tell Grandma and Grandpa stuff that they didn't feel comfortable telling me.
Okay. This right here is such a douchey thing to do,
and really just an awful thing to do to your family,
to your immediate family.
Listen to what he's saying here,
because he's revealing something
and nothing at the same time.
I don't doubt that the kids would tell grandma
and grandpa stuff that they didn't feel comfortable
telling me about their stepmom.
I feel bad about that, but hey, got it fixed, right?
What did that's again, another opium right there.
I know some serious shit.
If you knew what I knew.
Oh my God.
It's so terrible.
All right, moving on.
Oh, just let our imaginations run wild now because you're saying that your kids told
your parents that April sucked but
you just wanted to throw that out there just to let us know that may or may not be true probably
isn't who knows he's wondering what thought sorry the last thing he said i thought that was so
terrible and i i didn't think it could get worse yeah but what he just confessed thinking it's a
diss on somebody else is that his kids were not comfortable coming to him telling them that they felt unsafe
And he's bragging about it
That's what I heard
You know how shitty April was is that my kids wouldn't even tell me how horrible she was like okay
You married her and they won't tell you got it fixed
Like it's forgivable it can can happen. We all get lost.
But to brag about it on the internet, do you not know what the judge is looking for, Aaron?
It's not this.
It's the opposite of this.
Yeah, this man, he's been through a lot.
Don't get me wrong.
If I'd been through what he's been through for the last 18 months, I don't know that
I'd be doing this right now.
Probably it'd be too much. So I'm not saying that it's an easy thing that he's doing,
but god damn is he handling it all wrong.
You're not a piece of shit like this.
How would you arrive at this?
Correct, I'm an abortion guy, as we all know.
So this is what happened to me.
You got other things going on.
You gotta be you.
Jackie Osei, Jackie said, first marriage you marry for love.
Second one you marry for money. Third one is for comfort.
This is very interesting. Slam.
Did the women get to say any of this? So you're just picking them and claiming
them. Do they get to weigh in at all?
This is amazing. So Aaron is a 38 year old man.
He's already twice divorced and he's talking about, well, you know,
Jackie O used to say the first ones for love second ones for money third ones for
comfort the fourth one the third one for comfort I think that's like when you're
in your twilight years right right you're just like well I need to settle
down and there's no romance or anything whatever it will be convenient we'll live
together we'll watch movies whatever Whatever listen take marriage advice from someone with less than three of them
But listen to what erin's if i'm slampies i'm not happy about this
And uh, i'm not saying i'm getting married again right away right away, but I love sp very much. She's wonderful
and
I have a sense of comfort with her
I don't that sounds like a diss
If I'm the girlfriend, she's comfortable like oh, okay. Well, this is over that isn't it?
That old pair of converse. I just can't throw away. Yeah, see honey. You're like that. Yeah
Yeah, there's a hole from where I used to ollie, but whatever they're just they're nice. You think I can't settle I could settle
Where I used to ollie but whatever they're just they're nice you think I can't settle I could settle
So SP why are you marrying Aaron well he's comfortable around me
That's all I ever wanted from my life. It's on this too. This is crazy that I don't like
My first wife I would say it was too comfortable.
Like I had a restless spirit and I was young
and the show took off and I just got,
I had too big of an appetite.
Translation, she didn't do anal.
Yeah.
Good thing you're not talking about her.
Yeah, that's right.
I wasn't supposed to be talking about Ashley at all,
but okay.
Idiot.
The second one, I was never comfortable.
I was never calm.
She was kind of a whirling dervish
You know so I was that the comfort was never there
Introduced her to Nick and cocaine in the internet
Worked out well for you fucking idiot cops Jesus Christ. Yes like all these things happen to him
He's insane the guy getting married is that kind of a big
stop I've done it once I'll use my imagination kind of a big decision to
make just be like I mean I got married a few times but I mean you never know what's
gonna happen gambling but with the with this one now this one I'm such a retard
with this one now the love is there the affection is there the attractions there, but more importantly the comfort is there
More importantly is an important part of that statement
Like I don't feel like I constantly need to be doing I like doing shit
I love going out and doing shit, but my current girlfriend like an old blanket
Yeah, it's just comforting. It's warm. I know it's there
There's just no romance in this relationship at all. It's gone. That's sure
That's what his kids were looking for just yep someone daddy's comfortable around
But like sometimes she doesn't and that's okay
Or like sometimes we just want to chill and we want to hang out and that's nice, and it's comfortable, and I feel relaxed
I can I'm at peace I can rest which is so that's a positive
I'm not gonna get late turn off the fire that where my blue shoes had I don't give a shit doesn't matter
It's off the table, so I can relax
In case you're curious. This is what a relaxed man looks like
case you're curious this is what a relaxed man looks like. He's constantly emoting.
There's a new feeling to me.
I think that's enough of that.
He's insane. I love it. Aaron never changed, buddy.
Oh, I texted Aaron. I didn't talk about this on the show. I texted Aaron
the other day because producer Chris and I were at the Tigers Twins game on Sunday night and
So I know that Aaron's a big Twins fan
Being from Minnesota and all so I sent him a text
And I said yeah, yeah
It was it was go Tigers with a little smiley face or an lol or whatever
It was and a photo of our view of the field
I didn't hear back
You didn't want to have fun with that with me
Disappointing he was in his comfort zone
More wrapped up with the chick he doesn't fuck it with the old blanket
All right, we got to talk about the Opster.
Opi did a live stream yesterday morning and he does it on both of his channels.
It's OP Radio and OP Unleashed NYC and he has two different titles for it.
One of them is Long Island Crushed by Thunderstorms Last Night.
Always with the weather.
Yeah, I covered this on Drew Laid Show yesterday.
The first five minutes is just talking about the weather.
And then the other one is, why do all billionaires suck?
So he's he's doing a little AV testing trying to figure out people are interested in
What's gonna get penthouses with their views of the Manhattan skyline? How do those people live with them?
What is their problem though? They kept making money so wait they became multi-millionaires, and they just kept making money so they became billionaires
That's how you do it. It's supposed to get better to fix their own air conditioners like me
It's incredible. So I played the clips on drew Lane show yesterday
But opi starts up the show talking about how Fred was supposed to come over and fix the AC unit and Fred never showed up
the dampers and yeah, and
He says Fred never called never, just didn't show up.
And so we were speculating about this like, oh, he's not even working with an HVAC company.
He's just got a guy, a guy, it's open. What are you doing?
It's a heat wave when you don't have air conditioning in your house for close to two weeks now.
And he's still not getting a fix.
So he told this story about how they opened up all the windows
to let the breeze come through overnight
because it's like over 80 degrees in the house and then a thunderstorm happened
and this house is soaking wet. It's like, Jesus, for a guy who loves the weather so much he couldn't just check the Doppler radar.
What a maroon. What an idiot. Couldn't figure out what was gonna happen. So that was, that's what I covered with Drew
and you can find that if you're on our
Patreon, I post that audio. It's also on Drew Lane's YouTube
channel or on their podcasts from yesterday. So fast
forward, Opie is talking about this friend of his who is this
surgeon. And I guess he's good looking and he's in good shape. And he's been
talking about this friend a lot lately. And you could tell that Obi doesn't have a lot of friends
and this is maybe why. Like there's an asshole, I talk about him a lot, my friend that that is
like he's chiseled like a Greek statue that the women drool over every fucking time I see him,
I'm motivated to do some extra pushups. This son of a bitch.
I'm not sitting there going, well, I'm just as beautiful as him.
You know what we need in the background of your rant right now?
The Marilyn Manson song. Beautiful people. Beautiful people.
I love that song. Elon Musk could give every person in America a hundred million dollars, but he won't you know
I like the Elon Musk. Yeah, first of all build are you right so much going on this clip. I gotta pause it. I'm sorry
So Ron the waiter as Adam was alluding to earlier dumb people hear a thing and they start singing
But he doesn't know how to sing beautiful people. What was that was that the rip?
Oh, yeah, you know the famous Maryland is a part Sing beautiful people what was that was that the rip?
Close to anything you notice the opi store and a lot more f-bombs around yes So he talked about at the beginning of the stream that he's been up for three hours
You have a 345 a.m. Because of this water coming and the rain coming in so he's been cleaning the house
of this water coming in the rain coming in so he's been cleaning the house waters coming from the sky he goes ladies coming in through the windows
like leaving the lights he's so stupid but so he's been up for a while so I
think he's like sleep deprived yeah and delirious and that's why he's just like
fucking son of a bitch like all this stuff he never does on his show he always
centers himself because he's trying to get that radio job
But okay, so after all that which is very funny talking about his friend who's hot and he's all upset about that
There's this build-o guy who's got a chat on says you must could give every person in America
$100,000,000, but he won't well, let's hear what Opie's response to us to that
background of your rant right now, the Marilyn Manson song. Beautiful people.
Beautiful people. That's a great song. I love that song. Elon Musk could give every person in America
a hundred million dollars but he won't. You know I like the Elon Musk. First of all, Bill Doe,
you're right. He's right. That's just a fact. Well, do a little math little back of the envelope math on this one and
If Elon Musk gave every American a hundred million dollars that would equate to
33 Quatrillion dollars
That is what Elon Musk that's 15 zeros
It's 33 and then 15 15 zeros for that amount of money.
And I love these people who are just like,
oh my gosh, these billionaires could just give their money
to everyone else and everything would be great.
It would actually cause total economic collapse.
There'd be hyperinflation
and the end of all productivity.
Yeah.
Oh, I can afford a house.
Would you want to build my house?
No, I also have a hundred million dollars asshole oh shit that sucks sound the
economy works but these these dummies and Opie's one of them just like why do
you share some of your money with us well I don't know that taxing billionaires
more money would cause an economic collapse but I do know that the more we
look at Ron the more I realize I need a complete makeover
Taxing billionaires what did you get that in your head Adam?
Well, you know it's you don't want to come to the defense of billionaires
No, I'm just saying I'm just saying making everyone wealthy in this country would destroy it sure money nothing exactly hyperinflation
You know we sure it wouldn't mean the dollar reserve, the dollar reserve, the reserve currency would go away.
I'm trying so hard to relate to Opie and find some kind of bridge, some kind of gap to just
make him normal and not think that he has murdered his family and is drunk every night
and opening this stream to like block out what he's done.
That's going to be the craziest storyline.
That's where WTP makes the next level where they're pulling the clip of Adam saying that.
They're like, and five months before this hope he had burdened his entire family.
How did they know?
Yes. Oh, you might get investigated.
I would love them to ask me.
I mean, prove to me they're there.
Go ahead. Give me any the slightest bit of evidence that we could find as a
Forensic internet guy I dare them to find that they're alive. I don't think I'm sure they're alive. They're just not with him anymore
Explanation for all that far I get your well no I saw that someone in the chats named Chris, but no
I saw where this was going yeah good point
So we're still talking about this chat that's on here about how Elon Musk just make everyone wealthy Oh, kiss friend why? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw where this was going. Yeah, yeah, good point.
So we're still talking about this chat that's on here,
about how Elon Musk just make everyone wealthy.
And Opie's in and out of censoring himself,
which is very annoying when you see this.
Oh, you know what?
Shit, before I do that.
So I played that clip of him talking about his friend,
the surgeon, who's handsome.
On the 29th of June this
Haste freely who sends me in notes about Opie is very excited about it put together a little supercut of him talking about his friend
Opie is very excited to have a friend. My friend is swimming. This is my friend
Literally my friend. He's my friend. We're just friends. Here's my friend. Like here's the guy. Here's my friend But yeah, that's my friend. We're just friends. Here's my friend. Like, here's the guy. Here's my friend. But
yeah, that's my friend. All right.
So that's just one episode of Opie's show where he's very excited to have a friend.
This is him censoring himself.
Can you imagine what he could do with the what he could how sorry how he can help the
world with his money if he chose to it would be on fucking believable But with that point to be fair, Elon Musk is tweeting like a mother effort about this stupid bill
He's like you he's basically saying it's gonna fucking destroy America. I'm paid idiots. He's been tweeting like a mother effort
He's been saying it's gonna fucking destroy
What which one are we doing there? I'll be with pick a laid
Get some sleep.
Yeah, he's definitely not on his game on here.
I love how Opie and Brendan Schaub and Brian Callan don't know that to the people that
to Ron and to Chin or Chen, they are billionaires. You guys are on a whole other level. So when
you talk about how slighted you feel
about those above you,
it makes you seem extremely unsympathetic.
Opie won't share five bucks with a busker.
Oh my God.
And he's complaining that, yeah,
Elon can be doing more to help people out.
You don't think you can be doing more
to help people out?
All right.
They were the star of your show and the thumbnail.
You didn't ask for for approval or pay them.
Okay so what I'm about to show you is a perfect setup for this because we're gonna learn how Ron lives.
Has anyone seen this yet? Okay good I'm looking forward to this. Ron's gonna give us a little tour
of his apartment here., geez. Right.
Gives us time. We're going to, we're going to do a little tour. Are you,
are you, are you using a walker? Why are you walking weird? Ah,
the wood paddling again. That's just annoying. Oh shit.
My video disconnected. I'm not seeing it. Yep. Yep. Yep. Hold on.
I did figure he lived in just a black open void though.
It's like Superman 2 there made sense for a second
Alright, let me get this back up on screen every now and again this disconnects
I gotta switch over to EV marks like all the cool kids are doing it off the stream yard. We'll do it soon
We're gonna do a little tour. Are you are you are you using a walker? Why are you walking weird?
Oh the wood paneling again. That's just annoying
Even when I had zero. Oh my god. Look at your mat. What look at those you sleep on that
You see it. Of course I can what my bed do look look look look how it goes in like this
It's do my beds turned into a hammock and this is my pillow. I
Don't even have sheets who needs sheets. What am I fancy?
Why is he doing this? Yeah, why is he doing this? I?
He I think he wants to have bring value to opi show so he's like I'll humiliate myself
You know that's what he was doing a gabards
And he's out there singing fiddle on the roof and showing the sore on his foot mission accomplished
Yeah, yeah, and opi was about to say even when I had zero dollars. I didn't yeah He went to Gebhart's and he's out there singing Fiddler on the Roof and showing the sore on his foot. Mission accomplished. Yep.
Yeah, and Opie was about to say, even when I had zero dollars, I didn't...
Yeah, and then he went, holy shit!
Couldn't believe what he was seeing.
And wood paneling isn't all that bad.
Nah, wood paneling's always the joke.
It's disgusting. I don't know how they live like that.
What about Naughty Pine, though? It's pretty nice. Anyway, not the point. So, Opie sees
how disgusting this is. So, he's sleeping on a mattress. It was described when Hell
Sparks went to Centering John's apartment and he described what he saw in the bedroom
and went, you didn't have sheets on your bed? Like, he was floored by this.
This is probably a worse scene.
Well, I shouldn't say probably.
Similar.
It's similar.
There are, like, it is grimy.
It is dirty.
There are stains all over this mattress.
And there's no sheets.
And the pillow he showed us was like a throw pillow
that's been used for decades.
Yeah.
It's not great and Opie's a multimillionaire, so I'm sure he'll figure out a way to help him out.
Look, this is how I live. Beautiful.
Ron, next time I see you I'm gonna bring you a couple pillows.
Can you bring the pillows home on the subway? at the very least you need pillows on your goddamn
Bed Ron, I should probably get like a new blanket to look it's all fucking coming apart. Oh my god
Fuck I'm like an animal. I'm like a wild animal. Should we collect super chats for a pair of sheets and a couple pillows?
Opie decides I'll just ask for super chats.
OP, you're from your Hamptons beach house home, instead of the
Upper West Side Manhattan apartment that you live in. And
your idea to help out this guy who's struggling big time is to
get super chats.
You sound like an out of touch-touch billionaire he really does
doesn't he you know forget the hundred million dollars every American what if
like you just gave I don't know five thousand bucks to run to buy a new
mattress yeah he's asking about the subway just Amazon him some fucking shit
yeah well so Ron explains why he's sleeping the way that he is.
I really do need a new mattress.
Dude, that's so expensive.
Who can afford a mattress?
I'm trying to think if I have one, I'm not even joking.
I, I'm trying, I might have to buy you a mattress.
Ryan goes, who can afford a mattress?
Every single person I know.
Literally every person I know can afford a mattress. They're there they come in boxes. They get shipped to your house
It's very easy. It's very easy
It really is like saying to Elon Musk boy. I sure wish somebody would give me five thousand dollars. Yep
Great, that's not my job. I'm not playing you except for the differences open kind of is employing this guy
He's bringing him on his show. It's called the Opie and Ronnie show, right? Yes, it is
We discovered recently that Brendan shop has never been been to Brian Callum's house, right? Hasn't been around
Do you think Ronnie has ever been to Opie's we know for a fact he hasn't of course
Yep, Opie's even said that there's a spoiler coming up about
Of course. Yep, Opie's even said that.
And there's a spoiler coming up about Opie pretends that Ronnie's his friend, but he
keeps him at arm's length.
Oh yeah.
As we're gonna see.
I gotta tell you, and I don't want anyone getting any ideas, Annie, but if I saw, Adam,
you were sleeping on a mattress like that, I would send you a mattress.
I would, whenever, whenever you need, I would certainly take it.
I'm like, no co-host of mine
His first instinct was amazing. He was like I wonder if I have an old mattress dude
So that's typical you're gonna make him come to you and pick up an old mattress and drive it to Staten Island
You're such a dick. You don't think it's easier to just Amazon it. I guess when you have no money
Yeah, I mean we were talking
about that with Drew on WTP this past weekend but then again when I was on a
show yesterday where he's like you know OP has no liquidity he's cash poor
there's no money coming in all his money is tied up in his real estate and you
know whatever else he has and that's why he's so miserable
He's living in an area where everyone else has money. They're making money. They have money to spend they're going out to nice
Restaurants, they're doing fun things. That's the whole reason to live in Manhattan. There's so much cool shit to do when you have money
When you don't it sucks. Yeah sucks out loud. That's what oh, that's what Ipie's doing. And harassing tourists in Central Park.
Yep, correct. Just to pass the time.
It's because you have nothing else to do.
It's free.
This is Ronnie talking about bringing a girl home.
To his apartment.
You got a little glimpse of where the magic happens.
Yeah, man. That's good.
You know what would be bringing a girl back to that?
What would you choose- Alright, Ron. No, I would make my bed if a girl came over.
I mean, not even a prostitute would fuck this guy.
No.
This is really next level.
Could you imagine bringing a girl home?
No.
That's a horror show.
Or showing it on a livestream intentionally, not because your camera dropped?
I know. Honestly. This is so pathetic
We're almost getting into like lady die territory from open Anthony where it kind of turns. We all just go
Oh, this isn't fun anymore
Like this is a person with a problem that makes sense and that would put it on
Opie because like you said Ron is doing this because Opie. it's what he wants. He wants to debase someone
It's what he knows it makes him feel that he knows this will make him happy to just for him to embarrass himself
So exactly like we saw with so many other people with Stuttering John. How far is he gonna let it go?
How far is he gonna take this until the guys like chopping off limbs and like it right right and so this is
Ron understanding how
pathetic this really is as far as like ever getting to touch a
girl ever again. I mean, it's not I'm sure he's checked out
from that reality. There'll never be another girl who let me
touch them. You know what I mean? Like, that's a weird way
to live your life. I think that's where he's at. There's no
way there's no way a girl whatever there's no way that she
would do it. I would have to build Cosby or not.
Anthony Gentile who kind of takes shots at me,
but he's not roaring today.
Opie needs a new friend or Opie needs new friends.
See Anthony, we can get along, I like this.
What an asshole.
Oh, you're making fun of this asshole?
Yeah, all right, we're cool now.
As long as we're talking about this jerk, not me.
That makes sense.
Get rid of the word new.
Hope he needs friends.
Oh, I really did not want to feel bad for Ron.
I know, this is pissing me off.
But the fact that he goes out to Bill Cosby-er.
Yeah, well, we're back.
We're back to hating this guy.
What the fuck?
Because he's dangerous.
He'll do anything to appease this guy.
He'll say and do anything.
And it's not working.
He's not a good judge of comedy.
So then Opie starts reminiscing about a time
when he had friends that were cool.
That's what was frustrating when I was living in Rochester.
We had a really good AAA team.
I used to hang out with Kurt Schilling because he was up there
in Rochester playing triple A ball.
We were legit friends.
I got stories I told many, many times on these things.
But he was awesome.
This is going to be me someday.
Fast forward 15 years.
I used to have Adam Bush on my show.
I swear to God, we used to text each other off the show.
We were friends.
Oh, legit?
I could tell you stories. We talked on the phone twice. I swear swear to God it was real. Did you have dinner with Ozzy?
I hope you did you?
No, I know this is so sad. This is really Suthering John all over again. I said no famous people now
Watching Rod the waiter show me his bed, but I think Ron's sitting back right now thinking you never had friends
Dude, I don't know what's going through Ron's head. I think that he's still starstruck. Yeah, I think he's sitting back right now thinking, you never had friends. Oh, dude. I don't know what's going through Ron's head.
I think that he's still starstruck.
Yeah.
I think he's still going, wow, you knew Curt Schilling?
Cause he's a Boston guy, so he's probably all excited about,
oh, bloody sock, oh yeah.
This sports talk's probably going over most people's heads.
Doesn't matter.
The point is, is that there's haters
who are bothering Opie,
so Opie has to take care of business.
Well, let me get rid of this guy.
I think he's here to hate, so.
All right, I just, I gotta get rid of the guy.
There's a lot of haters.
There's not, there's less haters.
Like, we've had it.
We don't, we don't, go hate somewhere else.
There's plenty of livestreamers you can hate on,
and they'll fucking go back and forth with you. But we're not into it here anymore.
Yeah, go ahead, Rod.
So this is the thing that Opie doesn't understand, instead of John.
Instead of John used to say, you'd think I'm George Clooney.
Why are they paying attention to me?
I'm a D-list celebrity.
Like what's the deal with that?
They're not haters.
They're trolling you.
The reason why they're trolling you is because you're unique.
You're a celebrity
who's terrible at their job and continuing to try. That's not a lot of people, there's
not a lot of people in that category. Most celebrities become celebrities because they're
really good at something and people recognize that and they go, holy shit, look at this,
I want to watch this person perform or I really like his work or whatever it is. Whereas Opie
and Suthering John and these people have been shown that it's the Emperor's new clothes.
Right. They're terrible.
It was never apparent until everything else was gone.
Right, it's just like one little, young, club-footed kid
to go, he's not wearing any clothes!
And they're going, yeah, you're right,
he's not wearing any fucking clothes!
Jesus Christ!
If you know the story, that makes sense.
Anyway, that's not the point, again, that's not the point.
The point is that Opie's just sitting there going,
oh, these haters, go hate somewhere else.
No, you're fun to troll, Opie.
The way that you react to it is fun.
That's why we do this.
You suck at your job.
And who does he think he is when he's like,
Elon Musk is an asshole.
He needs, what do you think Elon thinks of that?
He thinks you should mind your own business
and stop trolling him and stop hating and appreciate the good things he's done he
can't see any parallel and it's really scary and I hope Ron can make the
parallel of Lady Di that everyone keeps bringing up that he's becoming Lady Di
because if you follow the story Ron it doesn't end well for her yeah remember
the name of this episode is why do all billionaires
suck?
Oh, he's a bum at Alfred's.
Really gotten to it.
I think he's given us a great example.
All right.
I've already played this on the show, but it's just too amazing.
Just do it.
Thank you, Opie.
I agree with you on that.
That's one thing him and I see eye to eye on.
So this is what I was talking about earlier Adam when you're
like, has he ever been over to Opie's house? Is Ron really his friend? What's
going on with that? What's into this? You have two children, a daughter and a boy
and a girl. Yeah, you'll never see them. You'll never see them. He wasn't trying
to be funny. No, that was just being a douche.
Stay the fuck away from...
Correct.
You'll never meet my kids.
Well, someday they'll be adults and maybe they'll come out to Gimbards and hang out
with us.
No.
Off limits.
You'll never ever meet my kids.
Like, hey, I thought we were friends.
He even started off the show by going, my friend Ron's coming on the show.
They are not friends. I think it's because Opie hasn't seen them in so long that he can't make or
schedule a date with them for him to come over and do that.
He has no idea what they're up to.
All he knows is what it says on the school calendar.
Yeah. Opie could probably give one of their mattresses to Ron.
Yeah, they don't sleep anymore.
That's probably what he was thinking of. Yeah.
one of their mattresses to run.
Probably what he was thinking of. Yeah.
Well, okay. So Opie closed the show by reiterating that Ron is his friend
out. If I brought a couple of pillows to get parts, will you use them?
I'll take them off. Oh, you know how you have to get up in the middle of the
night to take a piss, right? Usually because it's because of my mattress, I usually walk to the bathroom hunched over because I can't I can't fucking sit up.
I can't fucking sit up straight. I got back exercises for you too, brother. You got to
do the back exercises every day though. Every fucking day. All right. I gotta go run. All
right. Ron Berman on all the socials. He's my friend. Is he just saying that's good enough not actually helping
him out with something that he needs allowing him to come over to your beach
house for a weekend I don't know what runs do for July 4th but I imagine that
hanging out with Opie at the house would be better right I don't think I've ever
referred to a friend of mine as my friend in public.
It's not just their name.
Yeah.
Well, I have one more clip from here because Ron is also seriously stupid.
And we're going to find that with how he tries to calculate time and and tries to math.
This is Brendan Schaub level trying to math.
So what's 95 weeks plus 95 weeks?
190.
Yeah, I don't know.
Was that a year?
I don't know how many years is that.
190 weeks is a year?
I don't know.
I don't do math.
It's almost four years.
Oh, there's 12 weeks in a year.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, there's 12 weeks in a year.
You're right.
Wow. Ron is next
level dumb. Hmm. Not that I didn't already know that. Now I don't know how to feel about
them. I know it's it's very complicated when it comes around the waiter. I'm actually interested
to hear what this man thinks about it. Cardiff Electric is here with us. What's up Cardiff?
Docs. Oh, man.
I was waiting for, uh, I was actually
waiting for Opie to ask Ron if he knew a good
AC guy. Right!
I'm surprised he did. He still hasn't gotten his AC fixed.
Cause of fucking Fred!
Cardiff, what's your take on
Ron the waiter? Should we be feeling bad for this man
at this point? Or...
You know, it's funny when you the show that you brought is standup comedy.
Yeah.
To the, to the, to the show.
I was very pissed at you because I had been, I had been watching that stuff for
about a week and a half.
I'm like, I think we need to start talking about Ron the waiter.
Then you beat me to it.
Now I'm glad you beat me to it.
Oh yeah.
So you're starting to feel bad for it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
All right. Well, we still have a
Christian blast it got some spain in to do
Mm-hmm, because he had Tom Myers that who are these broadcasters 100th episode yesterday and I want to we're gonna address that
We have a game coming up that
Carter's put together for us and I was telling Chris before we started are you cheated I scrubbed I know you cheat I scrubbed to make sure I can still make the video private I
Didn't know I didn't see the answer. I just going to make sure there were multiple choice questions because you fucked me potato
Yeah, I know but as soon as you get to the point in the video where the game comes in I can make the video
Private then you'll never see it. Yeah, of course you can fuck you again. Fuck with me all you want. I know that
He does
Totally understand this stuff, but it Carl's defense you could tell he was genuinely surprised last week, so yeah doesn't scrub through
I don't I never I never cheat now. I do want to put it out there
There was part of me that said you really want to fuck with Carl this week of all weeks
And I said it would be wrong for me not to
Carl this week of all weeks and I said it would be wrong for me not to
Fair enough it was it was very funny like mark fell hours never been on the show I shouldn't say that he's been on our live shows in Detroit, but he's never been like a normal show in the studio
So I'm like, oh we're gonna play a game Mark. This is great. You know, you'll understand. He's got it all figured out
We're all good friends.
It's all good.
It's all good.
All right.
You guys ready to get to the main course of the show?
You know, it's no different than, you know, a police officer running to the scene of a
crime or a firefighter running into a burning building.
It's what I do.
So it was announced that who are these broadcasters 100 episode yesterday with Christian Blatt
and Eric Zane we're gonna have a very special guest and I remember talking to Christian
about this like no one knows who this is gonna be it's only between me Eric and this person
no one else I don't want to know.
Oh did you know?
Somebody knew.
I'm like I don't want to know I'm not the guy who peeks in the closet before Christmas. I want to be surprised. I'm excited
about it. It's your 100th episode. I'm sure you get great cameos. They did. Adam Bush
was on there. Dr. Steve was on there. Hack Ride. Cardiff Electric was on. Wow. We played
a special game. It was Star, yeah, the game I had problems with.
But other than that, it was Star Stunted. And so I'm like, yeah, that'll be great. And
what he decided to do
was bring on Tom Myers.
Where'd he come up with that idea to bring Tom Myers to
Where'd he come up with that idea to bring Tom Myers to WATP or be that such a novel great new awesome idea?
Was it OJ?
Did OJ do that?
Hold on a second.
Adam, I see where you're going with this.
But there's a difference between bringing on Tom Myers and interviewing him and asking
him why he does a show that's garbage and what he's trying to accomplish and why he
thinks that Chad's doing things well and Chad's fucking up his life every turn he makes
Rather than like bring on Tom Myers like a guy like hey
Just we'll be on the panel and we'll just shoot the shit
This is surely a gar level stuff surely did this when he brought Tom Myers on the show to make fun of stuttering Jenna
I go surely. What are you doing with this? I, retarded. I remember when dabble con happened and I took,
we were talking about getting Helga and Lisa out to dabble con and you know,
I'm collaborating with truly on the show. He's like,
you sure they're going to be good on W ATP? I'm like dummy.
I'm not even on W ATP. We're not them do their own show.
We're all going to laugh at that. Like, what, that's what you do. You should know about whack packers or the whack pack wrangler.
I didn't understand this. And so I was like shocked that she didn't get it. This is like
Opie with Ron the waiter. Like, are we clowning this guy or is your cohost? I can't tell. Well,
Christian, all the obviously can't tell either because this isn't bringing Tom Myers onto who are these broadcasters on this
fine channel that we're watching right now. And it is indeed time for our special guest.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you are a fan of Saturday Night Live, particularly the weekend
update segment, you'll enjoy spending some time with our next guest. Do give it up for Mr. Tom
Myers. So obviously that was a little misdirectly. We thought it up for Mr. Tom Myers.
So obviously, that was a little misdirectly. We thought Dennis
Miller was going to show up.
The worst misdirect ever.
Yeah, because Christian and Dennis Miller are acquaintances. I
was gonna say friends, but I'm not gonna give them that. They're
acquaintances. He used to work obviously Christian was a
producer on the Dennis Miller zone. He was on the channel. Or
he was on the show. And so you know, he sets it up with like,
oh, weekend update, Saturday Night Live. And I was excited. I'm like, oh, that's cool. He's had Jackie the Joke was on the show and so, you know, he sets it up with like a weekend update Saturday live and I was excited
I'm like, oh, that's cool. He's had Jackie the joke man on the show before I can't get him on my show
So Christians got some pull he's got some connections like oh cool
Is Dennis Miller gonna be on who are these podcasts and then it's fucking Tom Meyers like, okay good joke
And what you do with this Christian is you go? Alright, thanks Tom
Gone, that's it it you you played up this
thing we have a special guest you don't know what's gonna be Carl doesn't even
know and then you show us Tom Myers you go okay that's enough we get it what
did you do with the money what's that card I feel like we're watching
Christians performance evaluation I was thinking that as I was writing this down.
I have much worse things to say to him
in private.
So just say it now.
Just say it now, Christian, if you're here watching.
That there's other notes
that we will be discussing.
I hope he can sense how pleased
Eric Zane is. He's like, he could not
care less. It means nothing to him.
It means absolutely nothing.
Tom Myers from Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.
Tom, thank you so much for hanging out with Eric and I
on our 100th episode.
Well, thank you so much for the invite
and thank you so much for getting the name
of my podcast correct.
All right, so what I wanna point out here
is that Tom, totally Tom Myers this whole thing.
Between Christian and Tom,
neither of them can ever stop talking. here is that Tom totally Tom thing. Between Christian and
brings Tom on and then Tom
name of my podcast correct.
of people who've managed to get it correct and also
Thank you for surprising the hell out of me by saying hey Tom
Would you like to make another appearance on the who are these podcasts channel?
Once again, so nobody's more surprised than me. So I
Anticipate the chat blowing up right now. I
Anticipate aneurysms being had all over the internet. So listen, no one's more surprised than me. All right?
Don't even worry about it, Tom. If you want to talk to Tom, the lack of
confidence with Tom Myers, he said the same thing three times in a row. No one's more
surprised than me. All right, great. No, but hold on. I can't believe it. I'm so surprised. No one's more surprised than me all right great. No, but hold on. I can't believe it. I'm so surprised
No one's more surprised to be shut the fuck up Tom Tom. Are you done being surprised yet? Holy shit?
But but Eric Zane in the back just trying to give him advice. Yeah, don't look at the chat
Don't worry about right trying to move it along. He knows he said the same thing four times. He's like all right all right
All right, you're on the show and no one wants to get off the show faster than Eric
We're back I'm gonna go take my dog out to pee before he pees off the couch behind me
He hasn't blinked in a minute and a half. So
Christian they bring him out for politics, too
and so Christian, uh is gonna set up a clip here and uh, Only the Christian is going to set up a
clip here. And only the way Christian can set up a clip.
Tom Myers versus the rest of the world is a largely political
conversation. So I thought it was a perfect fit to have you on
for who are these politics. And I do want to dive into it. And
there are so many things from today that I haven't even
scratched the surface of. There's the alligator Alcatraz, the one big beautiful bill may
or may not pass the Senate. That's stuff from last week. We
have to look back because that's the problem with doing the show
once a week, Tom, is that sometimes you're dealing with
stories that you're excited to get into, but everybody's moved
on from them over the last week. But
let's start off with Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth
crediting President Trump for the accomplishment of the
military action in Iran.
So I had to speed that up because it just went on and on and on.
And I'm going to give Christian a pointer.
He probably won't see this because he doesn't watch the show.
But if he does, he's in the chat. He's watching. I know he is.
That was my joke. That was an insider for us.
Come on. But if he is watching this, just a quick pointer.
So we set up that clip by saying, now there's tons of better clips than this.
Tons of things that have happened
that I'd love to talk about,
like this thing happened, and then that thing happened,
and those are all great and well,
and we'll probably talk about it at some point,
but right now I wanna talk about this old thing
that you've already seen that's kind of like boring.
You have to act like the clip you're gonna play
is the greatest clip you could possibly
be showing at that time.
You won't believe this clip.
There have been times when I'm showing clips of something I'm like fuck I just saw
Oh we do this thing 30 minutes before we came out this show I'd love to talk about that
I don't have it prepared so we got to do this thing from yesterday. I never let on then I'm like
This is good as it could be
Don't say that why would you ever fucking say that?
This is like a filibuster to explain that we're gonna watch this clip and the whole time he's going it's gonna suck
Get confident, stupid.
Anyway, so let's hear Tom's take on this clip that he played.
Because this is why you brought Tom on the show is not to clown him and explain that
his political takes are retarded as you should, as I try to do on a regular basis.
No, no, no.
Let's have Tom riff on this,
this political information. You know, we're not celebrating that, but I'm just making the point
that does it did this strike you as a as something that we have to characterize this way?
Or is is Pete just trying to make sure he doesn't get fired?
Or is Pete just trying to make sure he doesn't get fired? Well I will say that in the interest of full disclosure, like Mr. Secretary here, I am
a documented alcoholic, been in recovery, haven't touched a drop of alcohol in 13 years.
Let me just roll my eyes real quick.
A documented alcoholic?
Is he still pretending that this is what his backstory is?
I wanna know what his recovery looks like.
What does that look like?
And change.
So, but you know, I've known people like Pete Hegseth,
I've gone drinking with people like Pete Hegseth,
and like it can't be that much of a complex operation
if the battle plan could easily be concocted by just a drunk
guy just spurting stuff into a bar. Let's go, let's find people who look Muslim and
just are hell with it. Let's just get them. Like that's pretty much what, that's pretty
much their battle plan right there.
I do think that that might be the internal
Dialogue after you know after he asked them to leave the bottle of makers mark in front of him
And then christian justifies it with a tag
This is this is the worst penalty of all these are dark days. These are dark days right now on the whtp channel
There's a real skinny Chad quality to Christian here and what he's
doing. They can't raise their voice, they have a way this is gonna go in their
minds and even when it's not going the way they want it they still have to
convince themselves that it is. He said it, it's like a Saturday Night Live thing.
Saturday Night Live would do that. They would be like, can you believe that this
popular person from the news is here and you're like wow and then what
they if it's not funny what they do with them nobody cares that my promo is here
like just it's funnier it's not I think he knew Tom's gonna come everyone's
gonna lose their mind and then we're gonna be stuck with Tom Myers and
Christian Blatt for the next hour but it's worse than that like he literally
plays a clip talks about it for way too long
And then immediately goes to Tom what's your take on this like I want to hear Eric Zane's take who talks way too long
Eric Zane is the funny guy on the less you more me right?
That's the model that should be the model of our for these broadcasters and Tom is maybe the dumbest take ever so there was this
This stealth effort that
was done overnight. And I ran where 30,000 pound bombs were
dropped on these military targets. And I don't want to
get all the way into it. It was kind of a thing. And Tom breaks
it down with like, well, hey, it's probably a drunk guy just
looking for people with Muslim to murder. And Christian doesn't
go, what?
me mean
No, he gives him a pass instead. He just goes yeah. Yeah, these guys are their makers mark
We get it Carl Christian blood is clearly out of his league
Christian it's why he has a show on this channel. I don't know what he was thinking with this
I don't know where he was going with this and I want to point this out before we go too much further
I only have one more clip because I don't want to ruin this show with us
But I want to point out that who are these broadcasters 100th episode was great
Mm-hmm aside from this 30 minutes, which is 30 minutes is a long time
Cards was very funny on it card. It was very funny. Adam was very funny like there's a lot of good segments
There's a lot of funny stuff and the fact that this was like their big reveal was to bring this idiot on.
And so I'm in the chat.
I got better things to do.
I'm prepping for the Drew Laid show later that day, but I'm in the chat and
I'm calling them out.
Thankfully.
I have a question, Christian.
Yes, sir.
Some guy whose initials are K H chats.
Does, does K H have to put a dollar amount?
Well, he's the boss.
So we're going to let Carl go ahead.
Carl Hamburger, H-A-M-B-U-R-G-E-R.
If Carl has a chat, Carl can bring up.
Oh no.
Carl, you know, we're your friends.
What are you doing to us, Carl?
Are we treating Tom like a real guest?
Is this the Shulie Network?
Tom is a real guest. He was kind enoughulie Network? Tom is a real guest.
He was kind enough to respond to my invite to... Yeah, seriously, you know, stay in your goddamn lane.
So Christian is in the chat. He seems to super chat. Thank you very much, Christian.
999 says, I thought it'd be funny to give Tom all the runway he could need.
How funny is it to play John's stand-up? Would it be funnier if people stood on stage and called out how bad the jokes are?
Maybe now you're not understanding the point. It's very different. It's very different having John on my show, which I did twice
I called him out to his face non-stop. That was what needed to happen in that back and forth
To have Tom Myers on just back. Haha. What do you think about Pete Hicks out there? He's just like, yeah, he's a drunk. Yeah, he sure is. What are we doing?
Anyway, Chris, we'll talk about this offline. It's fine.
But Christian, this what you just chatted in here, this is the disconnect because I
see you in the chat and pro tip, if you mention Christian's name in any chat room, he will
respond to it. He will immediately be there. and I've never seen it go well for you
I've never seen that you just gotta receive it and understand the similarities and move on
Okay, you're right. You're right
Most watched episode in 36 hours
No, the show's going great. I'm like I said, it's a good show. It's fine
You just gotta fast forward to the top Myers segment
And yeah game that he did
Karen Feehan hacker on the case. He they did the funniest thing. It was amazing. I was funny. He did a great job
I agree, but Christian that this Christians getting what he wanted Carl. He wanted to get this segment featured on w8
Accomplished it's promotion. It's all
Demoted but that's fine. I'm not available Tuesdays
Fire blat
Curt if you're nothing but available I see you online all the time you're doing pop-up shows all over the place
What's going on with you? Do you have a job anymore?
Yes, I have a job.
It's summer time. So just do teachers get the summer off.
Oh, that's right. PL says this is worse than considering john
pranking Grillo.
Oh, Jose.
Yeah, that's from that. Oh, Jose. He's in the script that
they wrote for him.
All right, we're gonna bring and anyway, who are these broadcasters every Tuesday?
Who are these podcasts, channel?
They do a great job.
Subscribe, subscribe, and listen to podcasts.
Eric Zane's great.
You got to love Eric Zane.
He's going to be with us in Boston, or in Boston.
He's going to be with us in Detroit.
He said, because you know he's been having a problem with veterans lately, talking about
the military.
Yeah.
He said that he will take on any disabled veteran
that comes his way.
Sweet, so great.
He will fight any disabled veteran, which,
good on him.
That's gonna be a segment.
Putting his money where his mouth is on that one.
And Christian Blatt's gonna be there,
and he's gonna be doing live with Eric Zane,
cause they're buddies?
No.
Annie, welcome to the program.
How you doing? Good. Thanks for having me. Good to see everyone. Thanks for being here.
Megan is busy tonight. She couldn't make it with us, but we do have a game that we're
going to play that Cardiff supplied for us and it's going to be better than last time.
So I'm told. Going to kick his butt this time, right? Let's get him. Let's get them. Let's go
It's time for everyone's favorite you new game show
I
Forgot cuz on the w a TB thing though the game that they played I forgot to mention. Yep
Did you notice Tom shouting out? He was, he was making
fun of the game at the end and he goes, it's supposed to be two minutes with Tom. Like he
called out this game. He watches. I wasn't really paying attention, I didn't see that. That's very
funny. You won't watch him play the game. It's actually amazing because he, at first he thought
he was going to be playing a game about him and then Why I but yeah, I was watching a little bit of that because card have pulled a couple me on Chip Chipperson and
When the multiple choice came up Tom's like well, Carl actually is kind of funny
So I bet he probably did this thing like all of a sudden like Tom is trying to get on my good side
Or I don't know what's going on. Oh, okay
He did he was the winner
He caught a club foot by the toe.
He did, he's like,
he's like,
Carl's more contrite than I am,
so I bet it's this thing.
I was like, oh shit.
What do you say, ladies and gentlemen?
And Adam Bush, are you ready to find the bomb?
Playing two minutes with Tom.
They said I had to be clean, they said I couldn't be offensive.
But a lot of things confuse me, they sort of baffle me.
Like anti-immigrant rallies often claim to be pro-American.
Like really?
Like what's, like America was founded on immigrants.
If you're pro-American you have to be pro-immigrant.
To me, the idea of being the most pro-American person at an anti-immigration rally, it's like...
What did Tom say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, the tallest midget in the circus. B, the thinnest person at a
Weight Watchers meeting. Next, the smartest white guy at a Republican
convention. Four, the fastest runner at a one-legged marathon and lastly the sexiest looking patient in
the burn unit. Wow number four is way too funny to be Tom Meyers I'm just
calling that right now might make me look dumb in a minute. I love B because
it doesn't make sense. I'm gonna go with B. What do you think Adam? Yeah, B is really good because it doesn't work at all. It's a failed attempt.
Okay.
But I believe he doesn't understand certain topics and sex is definitely one of them.
So I'll go with lastly, the sexiest looking patient in the burn unit.
Annie, what do you think?
I think that's correct, but I'm going to pick lastly.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, producer Chris.
I went with next.
Smartest white guy at a Republican convention.
All right.
Very possible.
Although he likes to keep politics out of his standup, but maybe, maybe not back then.
Let's find out. It's with Paul. Paul.
What's
America was founded on immigrants.
If you're pro-American, you have to be pro-immigrant.
To me, the idea of
being the most pro-American
person at an anti-immigration rally
it's like being the
sexiest looking patient in a room.
Wow. Nice. Wow.
Well done. I finally did it! Well done, Annie! This is very exciting right now.
It's like trans people are winning this episode of WATP. It's amazing what's happening.
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Sit Eugene sit good dog
Wow what a show what a show that we've done today even I can't believe how good it was
It's one of the most fantastic episodes
in the circus what
Yeah, what a fantastic show. Easter eggs. That was Cardiff with a hidden track. Like it's an old CD for the 90s.
Nirvana.
A hidden track coming out at the end.
Thanks Cardiff.
I'll remember to start stopping your videos before I pull away.
Don't stop the next one.
Okay.
Alright, fair enough.
The great Adam Bush was here, Adam. Always see you anything that you want to promote my friend
Yes, I want to promote Cardiff's coverage of Chad Zuma. It's just been outstanding in depth and hilarious
Everyone should check it out. I agree
And too slow. Oh
Do a little slow
Let's address this the whole reason why card have screwed us over the game last weekend is because I
critiqued
Curtis coverage of Chad showing his apartment
I literally couldn't follow it. I'm like. I don't know what I'm looking at it's just it's just nothing very petty
You're very bad
Very very buddy man drew first blood
I Very very buddy man drew first blood I love the taking it so seriously going over frame by frame like it actually matters. There's something so funny about that
Annie you have a website and a YouTube channel
You can go to insanity comm and check out what everything that I do
I've been playing once human was Spurksnake going to be on again tonight if you want to check it out. Very good. And of course, Cardiff electric, you have the
at Cardiff elect YouTube channel on your page on place to be kind of electric everywhere,
except where it's kind of like, what have we done today? We've done it all we talked about the
fighter and the kid. We talked about karmic acts Chrissy mayor on with Adam Bush
Aaron em Holt mooned someone in high school and got it sort of the conduct for it and a bunch of other shit more recently
This is some other stuff really disturbing. It's a pattern. There's a Opie radio is making us
Excited with Ron the waiter at this point Tom Me is on who are these broadcasters for some reason.
You know what that means.
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
The Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
The Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
I'm excited to say we will have an episode this weekend.
It is July 5th.
And for the first time in a while,
Doug from Good Times Great Movies
yeah will be joining us on the program so looking forward to that we'll see
everybody on Saturday if you want to watch that live get on our patreon and
become a member on our YouTube channel and you get the link to that so you can
watch it at 2 p.m. Eastern that's when we do it every Saturday if you just listen
to the show on your podcast player that was always come out on Sundays and
Thursdays for free and you can enjoy them any any new reviews that you can read for us
Yes, I have one from a
Christo Marty the title is gay
This podcast is the gayest thing I've ever seen and I've seen liver is or Liberace and the village people
Run a train on Richard Simmons PS tell Lucy tight box that silence is golden and duct tape is silver
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life all all the village people
We had one side
Good
People were gay I'm pretty sure.
But Andy, that sounds like a five-star review.
Am I right about that?
That's correct.
That's a good one.
Keep the gay slander coming when you're reviewing who are these podcasts.
Let's check out some voicemails.
Paco is back.
Remember Paco came back and he was going to be at our show in Vegas?
And then he wasn't.
And then we haven't heard from him. He's back. Yeah, what's up Carl? This is Paco.
Hey, I was watching that Boston shit and you guys were just being straight up assholes to Harrison Young.
But I do love when he was talking about how he books his guests and that fucking faggot blind mic is like,
well, I think that's what's up with how he books his guests too that fucking faggot blind Mike is like, well, I think what's up? Oh and books his gifts too and he got nothing
That was fucking sweet justice. Fuck you blind Michael kill yourself bitch. Wow. Yeah, you know saying shout out to Harrison Young
Do I curate these anymore?
Obviously you do we like we like Mike Paco
anyway, if you want to know more about Harrison Young
and how he understood what was happening,
our friend Nate from Flint will tell us.
Hey, Carl and the gang, here's Nate from Flint, Michigan.
I can answer your question.
Two of my kids are autistic,
and I can confidently say that Harrison Young
knows that you're making fun of him.
He just doesn't give a shit.
They're happy-go-lucky people.
It's actually kind of a superpower.
Their emotions are never tied to the moment.
I actually straight up bully my kids.
I ask them, when are they going to be real humans with real emotions?
And they're like, oh, we're at a funeral yeah it's actually a little bit irritating but yeah Harrison Young knows
what you're doing just doesn't care man so a little bit of fact I guess.
Alright I mean I think there's a whole spectrum but apparently that's how the
tism works. Maybe if Harrison's parents were a little harder on him the way he
is and maybe if you were a little harder on your kids
They wouldn't be so cold, you know, you got to really really commit to being mean to it
That is the solution to this. Yes, obviously
And you were saying?
I guess we found out that Nate is based. Yeah, he sure is
But I like that Paco was all feeling bad for Harrison Young,
whereas Nace just like, fuck this guy.
So there's, you know, I like to give point counterpoint
on the show.
I think it's important that we represent
all the different sides of the issues.
Mr. 138, who we saw in Boston calling into the show.
Hey, Carl, Mr. 138, great time in Boston. Yeah, calling into the show Hey Carl, mr. 138
Great time in Boston. Thanks to everyone that let me pick them up
First of all, I just want to say really sorry to hear about your dad
Thank you. I remember I met him in Rochester at the creep off roast seemed like a nice guy
It's unfortunate. He's gonna be burning in hell. He's a Jew. Oh sure no converted. Thanks, but my second point fuck you Andy
Yeah, I'm trying to pick everybody
I did pick everybody up and you were being a bitch the entire time
Love you, this is sounding any don't call me back. It's pretty good
Andy. Don't call me back. It's pretty good. Pretty good.
Nailed the essence. He called back again. This is interesting information for us.
Yeah, one more thing I forgot. Yeah, you definitely walked our
waitress with your fat watch and the Lizzo podcast because we
didn't see her for an hour plus. Oh, no and the food we ordered never showed up
Fuck you surmise me of a radio social brunch all over again
Got his server to quit on the spot and he was shaking your head. Is that true?
Do we have a server just leave during their shift? I
Don't know if she left that's what people said
But I do remember the fat waitress did not seem happy about the content of the show
That's and you think she took it out on them specifically and their food not specifically
I think she just went like maybe on break or maybe went out for you know and just like fuck it
I'm not doing my tables because I'm not being in the room at the moment. Maybe she went to Greenland. We don't know
Cuz she's a pussy
Well speaking of fat people have a fat news update
Tonight in fat news live from our Boston correspondent, you may have heard of sympathy weight that a man can gain when his wife is pregnant, but for some reason, Carl gained all of Dick's
weight.
All right.
That was uncalled for, sir, but I'm worried about 80s girl.
I have been eating my feelings lately.
My speech therapist calls in.
Hey Carl, speech therapist here.
I am listening to all these debates on how to say words.
I feel like I should weigh in.
I'm uniquely qualified.
It's been a while. How you doing?
so definitely crayon like a crown is no that's
Crown like the thing that King wears
Crayon for sure. Okay, real debate should be Mario or Mario
There are you really say Super Mario Brothers. I mean this one
Feel like he it could go either way, but Mario just sounds weird
Right, so I'm gonna just
Qualify myself to say it's Mario
Documentary, I mean the spell that way but documentary sounds way better
What else fucking Caribbean Caribbean when he got there? I'm going Caribbean
Love you love the show
Ironically as a Billy Ocean sings a Caribbean Caribbean Caribbean Queen
Doesn't pronounce it either of those ways in the song. No, it's completely different. They're both those. That's a banger. I love that song
Ironically, that's a great song you and your yacht rock. I do love it. That's a banger. I love that song. Unironically, that's a great song.
You and your yacht rock.
I do love it. What's that to like? So crayon.
Better.
I loved when and kind of was just doing it just now. When Carter was on with El Harible. And every time he pronounced it
Mario, kind of go no, it's Mario. He was always I'm sorry,
they say Mario's like, no, no, it's Mario. He goes, I'm sorry. Then he said Mario. He's like, no, no, no, it's Mario. And literally, Rocko didn't catch
out for 20 minutes. What's going on? You keep correcting me. My friend is dumb sometimes.
It's one of your best bets, for sure. Boner Guy calling in.
Hi, Adam. Annie. Carl. Love you. Love the show called you fucking idiot the audio quality on episode
684 and YouTube was fucking dog shit from you and everyone clipping
Clips you played all echoing back man
I thought was tripping or something and I almost forgot to go to the creep off calm and vote for you this week as a
Result, don't forget vote for Carl tooff.com and vote for you this week as a result. Don't forget, vote for Carl at thecreepoff.com.
I definitely brought it this week.
And I don't know why that happened.
Mark does such a great job with the audio.
Of course, we captured it, it was great.
And I fixed it and I put out a new version of it
for people who are on our Patreon or YouTube,
you can get that.
But yeah, live, it was rough.
It was rough for people and we don't know why If the new version you put out a video version. Yeah, I did put out a video version of it as well. Yes
Oh sweet awesome
So here's the ones for Adam
Hello, it's our brist
Adam's a great hole. I love it drive the ship. Bye. That's what he's here for
He's our Robin. That's right, Carl. That's right, Carl.
Hey, it's Serge here from Providence. Was that the WATP Dick show live show was awesome. Such a good
time. I was the one that wanted to do the shot with producer Chris. We'll get you next time, buddy.
All right. I was just saying the poster is badass,, I think you should make t-shirts for that. Like how Dick had the road rage t-shirts. That'd be
really cool. I definitely buy one. And thanks for teaching me that new world call a coffee skate.
Great word. Bye. I don't know if I invented it, but yeah, you're welcome. There will be no t-shirts.
That ship has sailed. The time to do that would have been at the show.
Deluxe, Colin. Carl Deluxe.
For some reason, you keep asking.
I didn't know it wasn't like a standard.
Maybe it's a New York Manhattan thing from back in the day.
Swishy, you keep asking what Swishy means.
Here's Webster's definition of Swishy.
Just do it.
That's it. When you sayy just do it that's it when you say just do it the way you
say it in the way John says it that defines what swishy is all right Annie
and Megan killer combo I like it awesome review girls together
combined keep it going I agree del Deluxe. Just do it.
Good points made.
Paco called back in again.
Yeah, what's up Carl?
This is Paco.
I like when you was talking about Opie and then you're like, hey Opie, what if that fish
had eyebrows?
And you know, when he was talking about fish, you know what I'm saying?
And he gave the fish a voice.
Alright, so you guys like Charlotte's truckin' her into motherfuckers.
Alright Paco. I love to hear the way Paco enjoys this show. It's great to hear.
He's a wonderful gentleman. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go.
I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go
Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Ah Carl, I love you. Okay, folks guess what?
Listen shut up for a second
Would you say card if you have something else to add oh you got a buzzer beater in there. I'm just saying maybe tomorrow night. Graham Wellington. Oh, Graham Wellington coming in with $10. Thank you. Cardiff, is there an idiot autopsy or whatever tonight?
Maybe Thursday. He wouldn't still be here if there was. Let's get the hell out of here.