Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep636 - Khloe in Wonder Land

Episode Date: July 6, 2025

Khloe Kardashian has her own podcast because she’s soooo interesting to listen to. Her first episode was an interview her former brother-in-law Scott Disick, who is not a real person but a character that’s being played by Will Ferrell. She also does an AMA that consists of the dumbest questions and answers possibly possible.  Doug from Good Times Great Movies joins us to try to explain how Scott could be this stupid. A recent episode of Lucy Does Dabbleverse ended with a thud. Brendan Schaub is still doing The Golden Hour and he talks to Chris D’Elia and Erik Griffin about almost firing his producer immediately after having the guy move to Austin. The question remains, what is Erik laughing at? A guy who has worked with Sacha Baron Cohen explains why he’s way more talented than Stuttering John. Opie ate a THC gummy before watching a football game and his brain melted for some reason. We finish up with another round of 2 Minutes with Tom, Internet News, and your voicemails.  Doug’s show - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies Need graphic design work? - https://www.bloodyfrenchdesign.com/ Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – http://watplive.com/  Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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quick. So if you want to go to that show, I'd get on that sooner than later. There's a link on whoarethese.com for both of those tickets to get on there. We encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Chloe in Wonderland. This is a suggestion from Doug. We have listened separately.

We've not discussed it before. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Chloe Kardashian. She has 982,000 subs on her YouTube channel. And the very first episode she did was from five months ago. It's called the Lord and the lady featuring Scott Disick. And Scott Disick, of course, was married to Courtney Kardashian from 2006 to 2015. Doug, you checked out that episode. It has 1.7 million views on YouTube. This episode that you watched. I want you to start things off because I watched a different episode that we're going to get into, but I want you to help us out. I, okay.

I mean, first of all, saying that I chose this, I don't know why I chose this. I feel like I chose this because I listened to your show, Avid Listener. I don't know. Have you ever covered a card? Have the Kardashians had podcasts? Yeah, yeah. Gosh, I know this was on my radar when I first came out. I don't know if we talked about on the Drew Lane show. I feel like we did, but maybe I looked at it and decided not to. I can't remember because I just don't care about the Kardashians at all.

And by the way, I didn't mean that as an insult when I said you suggested this. What we do on this show is we find shitty podcasts and make fun of them. I wasn't explaining that you're a big fan of Khloe Kardashian or anything like that. The way I reacted made it seem like, but I always bring great podcasts. Right, yeah, exactly I always bring great podcast. That's the point. You remember that 90210 podcast? It was fantastic. Yeah. Doug comes out and he's just like, well, this is what I've been listening to for the last two months. So let's, let's review it.

No, I, I was surprised that she had a podcast. I was surprised that you really haven't covered any of these before I looked through. And as you said said this first episode has a Million and a half views I looked at the most recent which had 25 K Yeah, so that's the one that I'm gonna go through. It's okay. It's uh, oh Actually, it's up to 214,000 views now. Okay, maybe it was one before that. Yeah There's some other ones that aren't doing as well Yeah, it appeared that if she has members of her family on those do really

well. But the others where she just the other ones appeared to just be a bunch of self help. Okay, which I was actually gonna bring this up. So I'm glad you went that direction. There's a show from two weeks ago and the title is mental health, fitness and self love featuring Whitney Simmons. And the thumbnail says a mental health heart to heart. And this is a whole grift by these Hollywood elites. Yeah, they're always talking about mental health and how important that is. And it's not working. People are tuning out that episode is 172,000 views from two weeks ago

compared to 1.7 million. Yeah, with this loser Scott Diskin. I couldn't even believe it. And he is, I don't wanna say removed from the family because he and the one, the middle daughter, they have a couple kids together. Yeah, so he's still part of the family, but I don't know why she's so excited to have him on. And she talks about it at one point,

it'll be one of my clips where she's like I Asked people who should be on and you were the people they wanted most. I'm like who this guy I was shocked by this Well, because they had a reality show and he was on the reality show. Yes, but She has sisters who are wildly more famous than this man That's true, but he was the one that people wanted on but also I think we're all sick of the Kardashians We get it right. Yeah, sure. No, definitely. Okay If you want to start just real quick, this is the most throwaway clip. It's number 14 and I tried to choose Sorry

I tried to choose interesting clips. I tried to choose things that were kind of fun that they talked about. But if people want a sense of what this show is, 14 is a great idea or concept of this because they talk about nothing. This is nothing. Nothing interesting is happening. It's a conversation that could have taken place over text. I feel like Christian Blatt was setting up this clip. Holy shit. All right, let's go. Oh my God. Did you see

what Kim made the other night on the family chat? She made sweet Hawaiian rolls. She sliced them melted vanilla ice cream, dipped the sweet Hawaiian rolls in vanilla ice cream, like all batter, sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it, fry it so it's French toast, but drenched in vanilla ice cream. What was like a recipe? You saw it on the top. Yeah. This show is like a recipe. She found it.

I mean, I wouldn't know what follow up question to have me like, but cool. All right neat Fried it like french toast, huh? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. This is what these two talk about It is it's nonsense. They constantly just are like remember that time We did this remember that time we did this and I assume it's all on the TV show I just want to tell you for people who are like, oh no, this is gonna be get boring. Don't worry Opie weather reports are coming up later on in the show. We will have weather reports from the upstairs. So in case you feel like you want to tune out.

No, no, no, no. So much to get to. Right. And I just threw that up as a general idea of what these two idiots talk about. Cause most of this, I just, I scrolled through it. It was only 40 minutes long, but there's, there was nothing that's a hard 40 minutes along but there's there was nothing 40 minutes, you know It's like doing 30 days in jail. It's like that's that's 30 day. It's a hard 30 day, you know 40 minute Kardashian podcast. Yeah, whoo every minute counts Next up if you just want to do one thing I really love about your show and I feel like I try and bring this in times super cut

Um, I could have done a Super cut I could have done a like super cut But this is the first episode and nobody gave scott the note not to curse on this podcast. Okay, so he fixes it like One the very last clip I have here, he fixes it. But it's just him cursing the whole time and then having to bleep it for YouTube. So that's number one. 87 people.

What the fuck you doing? Intense recently. Like that's bullshit. That's bullshit. That's bizarre. A naked girl to fuck off to. Fuck you. But you're a fucking asshole.

Can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of shit. Out of my mind. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going girl to jump off to. F*** that, f*** you. But you're a f***able. Can't believe anybody tolerated that kind of f***. I'd have been f***ed. F*** you. Like my dad is a real d*** then.

You drink to get f***ed. We're like, f*** everyone. I don't f***, but... Because that's where it's f***ed up. And then God got over, get in the f***ing car, we gotta get out of here. F*** yeah.

I mean whole things all biggest thing in the world that's horse manure Figured it out at the end I have to tell you so the AMA episode the most recent episode that I checked out is Just Chloe and she also swears a lot and they bleep it out really and I find it so annoying financial audit the Caleb Hammer show does the same thing where he's constantly swearing and they kind of have to edit it and A just don't swear if you're gonna edit it in post sure but B the bleeping noise I find annoying I'd rather than just kill the volume. Oh, yeah, just pull it out. Yeah, and I don't you know

And maybe if you're listening to audio only this stuff is all in there I didn't take the time to do that, but I just found that amazing and she's trying That's what people are doing. They want to see they don't want to see Chloe Kardashian. They just want to hear her No one's listening to audio only All right, so the episode that I checked out, the most recent one, Ask Me Anything, she starts off with a tease, like all of these shows, all of these well-produced shows, they have like a little segment in the beginning that shows you what's coming up, so you're like, oh wow, I can't wait to see that. You know, the Golden Hour always does that,

I got some Golden Hour clips coming up in a little bit. See what I just did? It was a tease. This is her version of a tease. What is a weird food combo that I swear by? It's such a strange combination. I think it's like highly processed and not good. And I devour it. You feel really gross afterwards, but it's worth every minute. I couldn't imagine caring less about something. No, it's a weird food combo you swear by. That's not even a real question. There aren't. I would love to listen to any other episode because she does not know what to ask her

former brother-in-law. And apparently people don't know what to ask her either. Yeah. Well, the questions that come in from the AMA and we'll get into all of this stuff, is ridiculous. They can't be from real people. Because no one would ask, what's a weird food combo you swear by? And I'm gonna tell you guys, because I do the work.

Fast forward later on in the show, I'm gonna show you what our answer was to this. What is a weird food combo that I swear by? My Aunt Shelley, ever since I was a kid, I used to lay in bed with her and she would have wheat thins and port wine spreadable cheese. I don't think it's real cheese.

I think it's like highly processed and not good. So cheese and crackers was her answer. That's so bizarre. It's so weird, right? Could you imagine having wheat thins with cheese on it? Wow. That's wild. Some of the reason just like us, I can't believe it. Just about to say the same thing. Here's another tease that we have at the beginning of the show before it starts. Do I believe in life out in space and have I ever had an encounter or paranormal activity?

Okay You guys that's a whole episode cuz I've had tons That's the worst possible answer tons She's had tons of and a paranormal is very different than space alien encounters So that doesn't make any sense to me. Do you believe in life in space? Yeah, everything space. Literally everything is in space.

You believe in life in space. Yeah, I saw some ghosts once. Yeah, it's so stupid. But just the idea like that was in the tease that she's not going to answer that question But she has really cool answers for it like oh, I'm tapping out that I'll wait till the episode where she talks about her Paranormal encounters. I kind of want that to be an entire episode I I love the fact that you covered a podcast where she was alone because in mine all my clips are what an idiot this Scott guy is and I really didn't get to key in on her because all she did was ask inane question. It's funny you say that because she brings

that up at the beginning of this episode. So today I wanted to do a little bit of a different type of podcast recording. Normally I have a guest and we get really deep and we talk about really anything and everything and it's normally the guest that is chit chatting a lot and I wanted to do a solo taping and so I did an ask me anything and I have a bunch of questions here in my hand and I'm going to answer them to the best I know how I want to do something different I'm just I'm I wanted to hear from you guys you guys have been so loyal and great to me so I figured why don to hear from you guys. You guys have been so loyal and great to me. So I figured why don't I

bring you guys into my podcast world with me? Finally, Chloe gets to be the center of attention. Yeah, generous hero. She's giving back to the community right here with this. It's it's really about time. I mean, the guests were just taking attention away from her. And I just want to hear from her I want to hear from the Kardashian sister that nobody cares about This is really odd and I'm shocked this happened

There's times when I tune into podcasts and they're talking about me like for real specifically Oh, and I'm like, oh, that's interesting that they're talking about me right now. So of course, I'm like tuning in. Oh, that's that's wild. Well, on this show, they're talking about my dick, which is crazy. The size really makes me uncomfortable. I like my heart is racing right now talking about it actually. I was kind of floored by that. I was like, Wow, I didn't know this was gonna happen. but it's cool. She is talking about Lamar Odom's dick though, right?

She's talking about anything other than my dick. She's actually talking about whales and her fear of whales, which is the dumbest thing. Oh, come on. It's the first question she reads. Are you really afraid of whales? She's like, oh yeah. That's okay. Whatever. Short answer. All right, Doug,. Are you really afraid of whales? She's like, oh, yeah Doug where do you want to go next? I have a little clip package here. There's that it's not very long go to number six I did talk about this before but this is what she's talking about a poll that she put up asking who she should interview. I did a Poll like who do you guys want on my podcast and

you were the number one person that got requested to be on my podcast and then my number one question was well I think there's two questions have you and I ever hooked up? F*** yeah. No we haven't. That's kind of a good answer. It's a great answer. It's a great answer. And right after that she goes, no he didn't. And he seems legitimately confused. I think he thinks they may have the wrong person. So they probably did fuck that is what you're saying.

Yeah, okay, that's fine. Now, that was great enough. Number seven was amazing because late in this episode, Scott is trying to think of the word poll. I believe this edit, I promise listeners and viewers, I did not do this. This show did this. Hit number seven. There's also a question that I read from a poll that said, That said

I want to know what rambling meandering nonsense came out of his mouth that they were like no no no we cannot have this Since the Kamala Harris 60 minutes interview. Have we seen such a ridiculous edit? That was insane. I have an example of a hard edit from the episode I watched right here. In LA we had the fires in January. Oh, is that how you say that? We had the fire in January. Who knows what she was talking about? It's well produced. By the way, this show is very well produced. There's yeah There's at least seven different camera angles for two people Constantly bop bopping around and you're seeing all different things and stuff

If you could go back to mine real quick because yeah the last clip I have Has anything to do with this is? clip eight they're talking about another poll question and Scott seems legitimately confused and thinks that they could maybe get real time updates about this question. Why aren't we married? I don't know if that's like together or why aren't we married?

But I don't know which one or they mean to each other. That's what I'm saying. I don't know. That's a huge difference. Well, nobody specified who might. Well my how do we ask the Polars? But I don't care to give it a lot of attention Should I text someone right now? That is about everything I love how she said she doesn't want to give it attention yet It's a question she asked on the first episode of her podcast.

Right. Yes. Yeah. What's that? Even discuss it. What? Why'd you bring it up? Scott is unintentionally hilarious. I fucking love this guy. He talks about drinking a lot in the episode. Apparently that was a huge problem of his He's got to be on something. He has to be on something there like it's just dead I'd nothing expression or him like Wildly looking around the room for some sort of escape or some sort of help from somebody off the camera

There's nobody sober in California literally no one in fact. They have a word for it California sober when you're just high all the time that's considered sober in California, but he's very proud that he's sober now That's the most confusing thing. Yeah. Well, I mean I would be too if I didn't quit drugs. I just got the same idea Hey, look at me. I'm sober. You're right right now. Shut up Do you want to go next time Let's see. Um, he does if you play my number nine, they're talking about the show They're talking about the Kardashian show that they were on and everything and she's talking to him about whether he would want his kids To watch it and we get to watch him in real time

Realize that his answer is not a good one. Oh no. Would you ever let your kids watch the show like old episodes? Yeah I think it's cute that like they have you know like a lot of families show their kids albums of pictures. We're able to show them full videos of our lives of them being born of them like Growing up, you know, I just think the version which I would too I mean I would be mortified for so much that my kids would have to see but the version you are right now and The version you were then like sticking hundred dollar bills down waiters throats I thought about that and yelling at people like, yeah, I don't want would you bills down waiters throats

Came off as kind of a jerk in those maybe I don't want them watching that Why you're wrong Just like if you ever watched the show that you were on it's embarrassing for you. Oh yeah, that's right. Now that you mentioned it. I forgot I was a douche. He sounds like such an asshole, but probably the best part of that show. I could only imagine he's the most entertaining part of that show with the little bit that I heard in just this podcast app. All right, well let's get back to the AMA because we all have questions for Chloe and we need answers. As I mentioned, she talks right at the top about her whale phobia. And so she thinks that she's very interesting when she talks. It's like Lucy with her shark thing. You're like, all right, whatever. You want attention. We get it. don't know don't tell me there's not mermaids by the way we don't know 80% is not chartered unmapped undocumented you're telling me planes crash and we can't find debris from big planes you're gonna tell me oh there's no sharks in

this water like whenever you're on vacation and people tell you there's no sharks around you how the do you know you't know. You just want me to pay for whatever water activity this is and then I'm going to die. No. So my whale phobia is real. Thinking about it, like my heart's really racing. I don't like this. I could go on, this could be a whole episode

just on the whales or the water. No, I couldn't. Please, please don't, don't think you're that interesting. Talking about mermaids. I know what that episode it sucks How did how did this go from sharks to whales though? What does that have to do with anything we talking about you just try to take my money so you can kill me What are these expensive water activities that she's talking about? Swimming with the sharks. It's an excursion from the cruise.

So here's a question that can possibly be a real question. How do I stay so flawless? And what's my skin care regimen? Oh my gosh. That was the wrong question actually. There's no way someone asked how do you stay so flawless it reminded me of another question that was written by the person answering it Mr. Burns your campaign seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular? Oh a tough question, but a fair one

What's it like being flawless? Question, but I'll explain Fucking asshole guy Carl. You need to do an AMA and people can be like why are you so perfect? Why are you so good? I don't think I don't think that'd be the question. I'd get Doug These aren't questions. She got either We did one a couple years ago and the toughest question was what are your favorite cheeses? They were bad people. Oh yeah you said anything that goes on hetrisket.

Yeah this this answer is going to floor you Swiss and I was like whoa what does that change my world? Here's a funny one because I don't know who's curating these questions for her, but you would think there'd be questions that like she would have an answer for would make a lot of sense. Any pop music artists that I'm obsessed with right now. I'm not great with music these days. Great. Why did you read the question? just skip that one it's fine. what kind of music you listening to? I don't listen to music. all right cool very fair enough. hey you do not need to read every question written on that card by whom who's writing these questions? I'm glad you asked that.

I have an answer for who's writing these questions. All right, and I'll let you know I'll reveal that after this clip What makes me super happy? Okay, these are written by eight-year-olds. Do you guys remember in school? You had to like write a letter to a politician or something and course You're going through the motions. I don't know what to ask this person. What makes you super happy? Eight-year-old right that I put in the least amount of effort to finish this assignment The word super right there is the giveaway adults don't talk Imagine some of the fans of this show would talk that way

Doug when I asked you if you could come on I was like it, it'd be super cool if you came on my super show this weekend. Remember that? No! I don't use words like super! I'm an adult! All right, let's get back to the Scott guy. He seems interesting. He is interesting.

Let's play another clip where he realizes that he's not that great. Play number 13. Because if you thought this interview was just all fluff and nonsense, she takes him to task here. I was going to say the only thing that really annoys me about you is when you say you're going to come to something and then you don't show up. All right. I was thinking you were going to do that to me today.

Never. And I said, well, my mom is right next door. I could always pull her in. No, I would do that. Well I didn't know. No I hate that you think that. I got a never not showing up to anything. You're the biggest liar. You don't show up to almost everything I invite you to. That's okay. No, I know. It's just slow. Yeah. No. Are we going to get a laughing at a slow right now? Never not. It's so sad. Like, she's like, No, you have. He's like, Well, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know Yeah, I know I'm terrible When we go to hell we're gonna be like whoa whoa whoa what happened here

It's a it's gonna be like remember that Scott Disick thing you did like I'll fuck Yeah, he's over there, but that's not the point shoving money and waitresses This interview is pretty crazy, Doug. I gotta be honest with you. It's weird. Like, I don't know where you go from here. So, um, number two, my, my second clip play that one because he seems surprised that someone wants to interview him

About the Kardashians and not about his interest in life Okay, that makes sense and I've been in like interviews where I'm like you could just ask about me and then it turns immediately I had also Really I was doing a car Paul that said and they told me they were gonna ask me just about my vehicle Was that you talking? No? No, that was your I may have layered it in a weird way. It's fine now I'm into cars, right? Yeah. Yeah, and I had an incident happen on new worthy socials

Just the other night where all of a sudden all of my browsers started playing stuff at the same time I was like, oh shit. This is happening again to me browsers started playing stuff at the same time. So I was like, oh shit, this is happening again to me. No, no. And they told me they were gonna ask me just about my vehicles and I'm into cars, right? And I sit down in a chair in my house and I thought it was about the cars

and his first question is about you and Lamar. There you go. Yeah. I don't know why he would think anyone is interested in him. As anything beyond someone who was married to a Kardashian for a little while. That is not. They're interested in his fucking cars. That's right.

His cars. He talks at one point about like how he's really into building houses now, and I don't really know what that means There's no way he's out there with a hammer and nail You know do see him as a construction worker, you know, no I don't I don't see that He doesn't need a hard hat his hair is gonna take care of that for him His look is wild. Yeah, whatever blur filter they have on here. I, I know Chrissy Mayer's been through it. She has like a baloney face or something. From what I'm told, yes.

We're doing it through the voicemails. People are not happy with me sticking up for Chrissy. From what I've heard, from someone who's on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you know. Alright, do you want to hear more AMA stuff? Sure. Okay. This sounds like a question. You know, you and I did the Justin Baldoni podcast Chris last week when we were over at Drew's. And it was like the man enough podcast. And all the questions were so soft. It was like what was the last

time you didn't feel enough? It was like the first question they ask. This reminds me of that. What moment of my life made me feel like the strongest version of myself? I don't know if there was one. It doesn't matter. And that's not a real question. Move on. It's not a real thing.

When have you felt like enough? When did you know that you were enough? What a stupid question that is. Here's another thing that I wanted to point out, because she's very profound, this Khloe Kardashian. So I feel like everything that happens in our lives is meant to happen. You're so deep. You know, it's only successful people that say that I've had some ups and I've had some downs, but that's what led me to this place is where I needed to get to. You never see a homeless guy talking about like, yeah, you know,

the first time I tried math, I really enjoyed it a lot. It was meant to happen. Here I am. You know what I mean? It's like, that's it can't be the case. It's a little easy to say that at certain times in your life, you know? Yeah, of course. You don't think when you're down in the dumps. Yeah, when you're a billionaire, it's pretty easy to be like, yeah, yeah, I made some mistakes. I married Lamar Odo. That kind of sucked, but whatever.

And that's the thing. These people seem to, at times during the podcast, the one I listen to, they acknowledge how wealthy and well off they are. And other times they they think that they're actual human beings. If you if you I guess that may have came out wrong. I was just saying you're you're very liberal. I get it. If you play my number 10, they these are two people that have been through horrible relationships,

documented on television, and this was just insane that they actually said this. By the way, a lot of people I know that are not famous are in these long relationships and they're breaking up. That's crazy. But I keep hearing, where are you going? Wait, paparazzi's not involved and they're still breaking up? That's crazy, but I keep hearing where you're going Breaking up Where are you going? Just deal with it just settle people Divorces too really yeah, they also have drug problems, normal people do? Wow. Someone else. Yeah. So

wait, there's no camera crew following them around? No, no one even cares. How do they live? It's amazing. So at a certain point, she's talking about Chloe's talking about breaking up with Tristan Thompson, who was cheating on her when she was nine months pregnant. So it's a big news, of course, for celebrity gossip. And this, this came out two days ago.

There are hundreds of articles written about this specifically what she said here. And it wasn't the cheating that's like, oh, like people get cheated on. But it was more that I was nine months pregnant I was having a baby two days later and it was so public and it was everywhere but I think I handled it the best that I knew how. That said nothing. I'm telling you there's headlines all over for this. She goes, I think I handled it the best way I knew how. Okay. So good or not good or like, what does that mean? No details about how you handled it, what you did, what was going through your head at the time. It's just, I was gonna have a baby

and I guess it wasn't great. She doesn't even say it was bad that he cheated on her. No, it wasn't the cheating. It was the timing. It was the timing. In his defense, that's the best time to cheat. I was going to say the same thing. So the top comment underneath this video, this AMA, is I'm not going to lie, I'm so happy Chloe is sticking to this project and bringing up the diverse, interesting guests besides just celebrities, which I also love. It's obviously a passion project for her and Chloe has always been so communicative and relatable. And Chloe herself responded to this comment and wrote, it really is. Thank you for saying that.

Which tells me none of this is genuine. No, no, no. I do like the idea. I can't believe she's still doing this. Which tells me none of this is genuine. No, no, no. I do like the idea. I can't believe she's still doing this. If I were her, I would have given up three months ago. Yeah, once you have a video that has 1.7 million views and this video has 170,000 views, I feel like I'd be discouraged.

But not you. You're still doing this. Can you play another Dumb Scott thing? No, I'd love to. Actually, it's both of them being idiots. Play number 11 because he does he makes a joke. It's pretty funny But then it's clear that he doesn't understand the same by the end and oddly enough by the end I think she's confused too Yeah, the grass is not always greener. You've got to water your own grass sometimes is that like masturbating

No, just water your own grass, but I that like masturbating? No. Just water your own grass. But I meant just like prioritize your relationship. And water yourself. With your partner. Like if you're in with. Okay, so I fucking love this guy. He's not everything, he's incapable of smiling,

and it sounds like he's gonna cry at any moment He's hilarious. Is there a Scott Disick podcast? Is he mostly boss right we gotta fight it His is Facial expression at the end of this he like rolls his eyes and seems confused It's it's wonderful like he is so great And there are so many people so many comments that are like you Too need to do a podcast together, and I wholeheartedly agree

I like silent shape is calling him slow wet oh like he looks like Jared Leto a little bit And then Eric picks says 30 seconds to moron Good stuff guys. I'll send you the link. How about the show? All right, I think I'll say Scott Dissick what else you got Just maybe one more. Let's just do one more and then and I can be done Play my number 12 because he has figured out a cheat code for dating younger women. Oh smart we know that I've tend to date a little younger than I should. And are you going to stick with that? Are you going to try to go a little older? I can't go.

Well, so what's your age range? Maybe, like, maybe I'll get back with her when she gets older. But she'll still be the same. Yeah, but she'll be matured then and older and been through life a little bit and gotten over. You had some heartbreak and soon learn the rules. So that's a little cheat code. Yeah. Like let them go, let them come back. It's meant to be.

Wow. So he's explaining that, uh what I've matured I'm a better person now and when I do I'll re tap some shit even though she's older it's fine yeah 35 yeah when she's 35 I might be 60 but she's 35 then so it's a big deal. Right, so weird. Amazing. Alright, well I think we need to look into Scott Disick some more. See if there's other shows he's been on. Can we do one thing real quick? Yeah. I know I'm not trying to take Andy's job at all, but Carl, how about we do a couple reviews for this show?

Oh please. I have three. You guys tell me, are they one to five stars? Okay okay so the title the first one is Lisa I think Lisa was confused is what the title should be love your podcast you always keep it real Chloe never change I'm gonna say that's a five-star review that seems legit Chris I would have to agree. That's a one-star This title is clow money can't wait to listen to the podcast I haven't yet we have the same birthday 627

That's the funniest review ever can't wait to listen to this sub say that's definitely a five-star review All right, yes, it is a five of course Very last one title why though? I really don't care what the privileged daughter of a dead lawyer has to say One to five stars, what do you guys think? I'm going to go with five. How about two? Chris, you're so close. It's a three star review for some reason. That's hilarious. Yeah, so that's it. Doug doing the extra research. God bless you.

Thank you for doing that. Alright, we're moving on. It's time for our Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! This one comes in from Andree, who was watching Of course, we're moving on. It's time for our This one comes in from Andre, who was watching a friend of the show's podcast from just the other night. A little show known as Lucy does dabble verse. Lucy type box was breaking down the $12.5 million lawsuit between VTM and stuttering John one year anniversary the one year anniversary of it and things went sour things went

south how could we ever forget that Vince included this screenshot in his lawsuit filed in New York County. That is a beautiful, beautiful thing. In fact, it's so beautiful I think that we should watch the video again probably. Oh, I just lost my camera. Can you guys see me? Can you hear me? What happened to my camera? Can you hear and see me you hear me but you can't see me anymore I don't know what that just happened all right

well I'm glad that you can hear me I'm sorry that you don't get to look at my smiling face when I get to the exciting stuff that we're about to get to well let's look at John's face let's look at my smiling face when I get to the exciting stuff that we're about to get to. Well, let's look at John's face. Let's look at this video again of him laughing at us about never being fired from school. Pro there it cuts out and she never comes back Three and a half minutes of just this Has anyone done a welfare check on Lucy's I have it I should probably check in on her This morning, okay check on Lucy. I have it. I should probably check in on her. Oh, man. She's on news this morning. Okay. Good. Thank you.

Good. That just suddenly disappeared. It was fucking weird. Well, Lucy, congratulations on your first cringe of the week. I believe I got let I got nominations for biggest problem in the universe. That's been cringed the week a lot of times on this show. So I decided to go with Lucy on that. You know, yesterday, yesterday was the fourth of July. And I think we should acknowledge that here in the United States Independence Day. So thorough Joe burrow is one of these clip channels on

YouTube that I thoroughly enjoy, no pun intended. And he put up this video, I think I'm going to mute it. Because I don't know what the music's copyrighted or not But maybe Doug maybe you can explain what you see happening for the the audio listeners Does that sound good? Yeah, that would be great. Okay All right, so a family out in front of their house setting up a firework, okay glad you let me explain that oh Yeah of their house setting up a firework okay glad you let me explain that oh yeah oh no oh wait I've seen this before I've seen this so the firework like

you've done don't explain it are basically is exploding in fireworks it's appeared to have gone underneath the car and are just shooting out in all sorts of directions thankfully everyone left there's children there yeah it starts out as like a firework kind of misfires and and you know goes near the kids they're like oh shoot that stinks and all of a sudden somebody goes shooting underneath the van and that just goes up in a giant gulf of flames well they listen i can't Well, I can't do the job of explaining stuff. I just feel like Joe Burrow needs to spend more time, like talk to the coaches about the defense or something like that. I love that he's grabbing these clips, but man, you got to figure it out. I know. They really, their offense is fine. There's no problem with the offense,

but the defense can't get off the field. Boy. That's really what the problem is. Sergio Perot will be happy to be talking about that. Yeah, so thorough. I'll figure it out. No Frills delivers. Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express.

Shop online and get $15 in PC optimum points on your first five orders. Shop now at nofrills.ca. All right. I want to talk about The Golden Hour. Now The Golden Hour stars my buddy Brendan Schaub, but they also have Chris D'Elia and Eric Griffin. All three of these morons are idiots. They dropped an episode yesterday. Lifestyle Creepin'. It only has 38,000 views.

Now Brendan is doing this remotely? He is. Okay. It's very awkward. Oh really? I was going to say, do you really need to be there for this? The show was bad before, but it's gotten way worse. And the reason why I wanted to pull this and talk about it is because on the most recent

episode of WTP, we discussed how chin was almost fired from the shop show. Because chin tripped over a wire or something, they had an entire episode that was deleted. And Brandon was just like, what the fuck? And he said, on the fighter in the kid, did. And Brendan was just like, what the fuck? And he said, I'm the fighter and the kid. If I didn't find out at that same time that my son tiger made the baseball team, I would have fired him. Which is a wild thing to say about a guy you've been working with for like over 10 years. He's been your producer.

Yeah, on the show to just be like, it's good thing I got good news in or else you would have been fired. That's insane. Especially considering that Chin just moved from LA to Austin, finally got a place. That was a thing that was difficult for him for a while. He finally got a place, moved all the way there. He doesn't know anyone there. He doesn't have family. He's got one friend who wants to shoot pigs with him someday or something But this this poor guy is doing anything Brendan asked him to do he makes a mistake And then Brendan's like I was gonna fire him So this gets brought up and him and Chris and Eric talk about it Dude tiger made the fucking team number two team in the nation. Well, here's the thing

I shot a show on Thursday, right and Tiger Tiger tried out on Wednesday. It was a three-day tryout and they're like we'll let some people know right away and then others will let know the following week so I didn't know. So Tiger tried on Wednesday balled out and then Thursday I'm shooting a show right An hour long MMA breakdown show, an hour, chin, chin, the cord came out and just we lost all the footage, all the footage after an hour of dropping hot fucking takes, dude. I come in here, work my ass off, dude. Okay. So you can see that Brendan thought that that was a really good episode that they had put together. And so he was pretty pissed off at Chin. And Chin is also a producer,

was a producer. I don't think he is anymore of the Golden Hour, the show that he's on right now. So these guys all know Chin very well. Yeah. They talk to him all the time. They interact on the show. He's a producer, but he he's also on Mike and they bounce things back and forth and stuff like that. And so I would think that like, Kristalina, right? Yeah. I would think that Kristalina and Eric Griffin would be like, well, yeah, I mean, obviously like chins are our guy. You can't do that. Ching goes, ah, man, we have to do it again. I went, oh no. What did Shin place himself? Oh my god in my head

I'm like, oh, I'm gonna fire Chen in Texas. Even though he just moved here. We'll figure it out Well, he would learn a lesson. But then I get a text then I got a text Congratulations, Tiger made the team and went, Chen it's your lucky day, buddy. Oh wow So what I find interesting about this dynamic is that So what I find interesting about this dynamic is that Brendan just goes, yeah, I just want to send him a message. I was going to fire him after he just moved to Austin. And Chris is like, yeah, that's what you got to do. So Chris is on the same page as Brendan Schaubier.

These guys are both Hollywood elites who are just like, yeah, fuck this guy he messed up one time, I'm done with them moving on. And I don't know. I've never watched a full episode of either of these shows. I've only heard of your show, but I please hot takes, amazing hot takes from everything I've heard. We lose anything. Chin really did a pretty big service to the listeners. The less amount that we have to hear from these idiots,

the better off. Like this is embarrassing. The fact that these guys had to get on and feign interest in his kids' baseball, like they're just out there going, wow, wow, really? Wow, wow. If either of you told me anything

about your kids' extracurriculars, there is no way i would have any interest whatsoever no no my levin was balling though doug you don't understand he's balling yeah wow you didn't even ask what position he plays how come really it doesn't i mean i doesn't matter you're your size point guard all right fuck off yeah so apparently apparently he did want to send a message to chin here. Nothing can mess this up. I was going to fire you, but you're rehired. Oh, wow.

So, well, okay. So, well, that's good. So your mood, okay. Well, you got that text at a good time, but also this is a horrible message to send to an employee. Yes. He literally said, you pissed me off so much I was going to fire you, but I got unrelated good news that put me in a good enough mood to allow

you to continue to work for me. I've worked in toxic work environments and I can tell you as an employee at a place like this, if my boss talked to me like this, I'd be looking for a new job immediately. Oh yeah. I mean, this is manic behavior. Yes. Like this is madness that he's even doing this and talking about it. I would never, if I even thought about firing someone and then decided not to because as you said, an unrelated bit of information came, I wouldn't tell a single person about that. That's embarrassing. Yeah, right. You're an emotional bitch is what that means.

And I, I, I'm the thing that I've been harping on lately. If you've been watching W ATP is that Brendan Schaub is miserable in Austin. He made a horrible decision. He didn't research it. His wife hates it. He hates it. He has no friends there. He doesn't do anything there. And so he's decided that all of his happiness is relying on his son Tiger to play wittily baseball. Well, And so he's decided that all of his happiness is relying on his son, Tiger, to play wittily baseball well. And that's insane.

That's an insane thing to decide whether you're gonna be happy or not is based on the performance of your 11 year old kid on the diamond. For all we know when he's being a prick to Brian Callan, he's getting bad news texts. Right! Yeah, because when he's being a prick to Brian Callan. He's getting bad news texts He's an emotional dude, he's a bitch. It's just up and down back and forth I mean, it's like bipolar nonsense. Yeah, this is this is insane and most people I know love their children

But if I talk to them, they're like fuck I have to sit there a doubleheader this No, it's that Brendan so passionate about he's getting kicked out by the umpire. He's getting removed from the game. It's way too much of your emotions tied into this. I'm sorry. I'm not I'm not a father. So what do I know? But it seems crazy to me. The other thing that I want to key in on during this exchange is Eric Griffin laughs at nothing all the time. He's just non stop giggling about shit.

Wow. That's uh, did chin feel bad? Did he mope? I want I want to know. He didn't give a shit. He goes dude. No chin goes dude. My track record.

Come on one time in 10 years. I go it's a big time though, dude. Yeah. And when did he when did he say my track record right away or did he wait a little bit? You got gotta know. What is Eric Griffin's malfunction here? When did he say about his track record? Was it right away or was it after a little while?

That was just a question, Eric. He wasn't even trying to be funny. What are you doing? That proves the show is never funny. Because when Crystal Leah says something, and Eric says, we're supposed to laugh now, right? It's like, no, no, they're having a conversation right now. They both know this chin guy, and they want to talk about his behavior after deleting an episode. These two are just trapped in a studio, and this ding dong in Austin took over their show

and is holding court. It's the least interesting part of any podcast he's on. Yeah, this podcast is so uninteresting in every way. It's hard to say that. It's hard to pinpoint one of these idiots and be like, this is the problem with this show. They all suck. Oh yeah, I listened when you covered that Eric Griffin solo podcast. I started watching that today. I was going to pull stuff from that because I talked about it last time. I'm like, I got stuff from that cuz I talked about it last time

I'm like I got a key on Eric Griffin. It's so boring. It's hard to clip. He's so bad It's got nothing to say he had no rayon is another guy who sucks anyway. Yeah his fucking kid It's so annoying so as Much of an untalented douche that Eric is he actually understands like well You can't treat him poised like this. He actually has chins back on this. Yeah, I Simmered for about five minutes in anger and then I was like chin you serious right now, dude Oh, he goes I know I'm sorry man. I go fuck dude. Okay. Are you kidding me? He goes dude my track record Oh, see that's too soon to say that I'm pissed off now, Jim

That is too soon to say that chin give it an hour and a half and then be like, yo, I really am sorry I hope my track record speaks for itself. That would have been I disagree what I disagree He's been around too long, you know, and he's like yo chill, right? He's like, oh man, but that's what I'm saying With my track record, you're gonna treat me like yeah So you think it's okay for him to do that? Yeah, all right Yeah Eric Griffin's like this is unreasonable These mistakes happen like people make these mistakes like this happened one time in ten years and it was an Eric

Brendan Shab Shab show episode who gives a shit would even know It didn't go live. Nobody would notice. Nobody would notice. There was nothing spoken of any import, any interest whatsoever. I guarantee you that that was more garbage that was going to go out. There's over 400 episodes of the shop show. Did you know that? No, of course not. It was an hour of MMA talk. And of course, because it was lost, it was gold. It was perfect. It was kind of asshole. The job is. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. It was shitty as the rest of it. He's

got to lord it over him. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So it made a mistake and he's like, Whoa, I got to capitalize on it. Carl, I pulled all the best clips from that Chloe Kardashian podcast, but my computer died Oh, I don't have you guys you're the best word ever. It was gonna be a segment ever on the show to be hilarious I wrote jokes to go along with it. What about as an opi with the bumblebee? Not that great Like what he says here if tiger didn't make the team Brendan would have fired chin and use that as an excuse to move back to LA.

That's a hot take right there. That's interesting. That, that makes a lot of sense. Cause the fact that he's just like, Oh, you're lucky I got good news. There's more to it than that. It means that Oh, Tiger is settling in here in Austin. So we got to stay the course. Yeah. Cause that's the only thing keeping him there. But what does he have to go back to though? I

Don't know. Okay But I think he has friends in LA I think his wife has friends in LA I think it's been there for a long time You know, all right. I mean this is his job, right? It's one of his jobs It's weird that he had to go to Austin to be on Fighter and the Kid with Brian Callan, but he still does the golden hour and he's remote. He could have stayed in LA and done the opposite. Yeah, I thought he was gonna be off this show.

I thought so too. Or was the idea that the fighter and the kid was just gonna die if Brian was able to get rid of him? I think that's what it was. I think he was concerned Brian moving to Austin He's like, oh shit. I'm gonna lose this show. I better I don't understand I didn't go like dude. Let's just end this thing. He should have I mean is it it must be a good enough revenue stream for both of them. Maybe it's something it's some amount of money I'd love to talk to Brian dig in on all this nonsense

You're asking all the right questions. It doesn't make any sense any of us. We're all trying to figure it out. It's like, Brian, you're embarrassing yourself next to this idiot. Yeah. Twice a week. What are you doing? Let's find out. So you lost the episode, but what's the worst part about it? Do you know what the worst part is? It has nothing to do with how good that episode is. It has to do with this is the real issue. Here we go Doing it again. It's not even gonna be oh, yeah doing it again is the thing No, no, and then while you're doing passions gone. No, no, but the passions gone Oh, but while you're doing it again you in your head in your head you're going like this. This isn't it's gone. It's gone

Was that an edit or did Eric just stop talking for no reason? I don't know. I hate everything about this show. I hate the people. I hate that set. It looks awful. It's gotten worse. Yeah. Since dummy left. So I want to show you guys the episode that Brendan did because they had to redo it. Oh God. And so he put out the episode after they'd already done the whole show and then they had a re record it and look at his posture. Look at his body language to start the show here. Oh, and I haven't muted. Hold on. Texas long time coming my man I can't thank you enough for coming over and just I don't have a lot of people to chat with fights about Brian Callum, but you know, he doesn't you don't know what the fuck he's talking about So I need to bring somebody in who not you just don't know UFC

But you got your ear to the ground I do do you you got you got you know what you're doing when it comes to YouTube all this shit You're kind of this posture right here We've got his arms folded like this and he's like trying to recreate whatever the thing was Hey, so we're talking about UFC man. He's pissed Yeah, I'll do it again, but I'm not gonna be happy I'll be protesting the entire such great news about his son. Shouldn't he be through? That's true. That's a good point No, he's pissed. He has to do the show again and they talked more about this on the golden hour the

fans were expecting hot lava and they got lukewarm but it's okay though I think that's rock Well that rocks still a little bit warm Yeah, it's you can't have lukewarm lava. I love these brain couldn't figure out what to go with that one We've seen his math skills recently right well So crystal ea explains to him that just so you know dummy the fans aren't gonna know that any of that happened. And they probably won't know the difference. Because sometimes I do the I'm like after congratulations, I'm like, that's the worst podcast I ever did. And sometimes my wife is like in the room and she's watching and she's like, dude, that no, that

is not so maybe it was good. Maybe it's bad. You never know. You never know, dude. That's an interesting take. So I agree with him with the first part. The fans aren't going to know that you had to reshoot the show. Yeah, of course they're not. No, it's never good. So who cares? But this idea that Chris Tullia goes, you never know if you did a good show or not. It's so telling. It's so interesting to me. We did a show last weekend

over at Drew's house and I knew immediately that was a good episode. We had a really good episode. And the fact that Chris Tullia goes out that sucked. His wife goes, no, that's pretty good. No, it was terrible. Your wife is lying to you. All right. I assume much like in office space, every episode Kristalia does of a podcast is the worst episode he's ever done.

It's worse than every episode before that. It keeps getting worse every single time. It's amazing how he can do that. He's getting worse every single time. It's amazing. How's he done in jail? That's, shouldn't he be in jail? Right? I thought the FBI was investigating this guy. I really did. I don't know what the FBI is up to these days. This is an example of, let's move on. Let's move on to Eric Griffin and how much he sucks. He is cracking himself up with this joke that

he makes. Well, he's in Texas. They don't. Women can't even vote in Texas. They're giving him nothing. It's too great. He, women can't even vote in Texas. And Chris, Alia is just like, okay, I don't know why they have this guy around. I don't know what he does. I don't know. What do any of them do?

Well they tag these jokes. So he just said women can't vote in Texas. So now Brendan and the producer Nick Davis are both going to try to tag. So wait a second. Hold on a second. This joke that got a reaction from none of them them They decide it's worthy of tagging. Yes To play the clip that's already incredible, but yeah, this is what happens What are you doing out of the kitchen am I right?

Okay, guys, I have an announcement podcast not a warm apple pie. Yeah, there we go What there we go. Could anyone explain that Nick goes? It's a podcast on a warm apple pie What's he mean? Eric was irritated that they're tagging it. He's like, okay, let's move on. He's suddenly he's not laughing I know Brendan says get back in the kitchen. Like this is the hack Using women can't vote. So they're making pies, but not podcast. The woman wasn't on the podcast. Right. Wow. Well, all right. So good news, everyone. Two producers for this. Yes, there's two producers and I have very good news

because they're all looking at Nick like, what? So he explains what that joke meant. Some women don't know how to make podcasts. They know how to make warm apple pies. I get it now. I'm just not that sexist, you know. It's worse than I thought. Are you sure you get it though?

I honestly thought, I thought he was making a joke about you could just like fuck up, get rid of your chick and just start fucking pies like a, you know, the American pie joke. I thought it was like that. That's what you Like the joke in in you don't watch movies dog. I do it so you don't get I know I Think that was in the 90s. I'm sorry That's true. You've never seen a movie from the 90s All right Eric is fat. I Don't know if you guys picked up on this, but Eric Griffin is very fat.

I don't know if anybody's noticed, but I have put on a little bit of weight. You know what I mean? I'm trying to, you don't say, okay, go ahead. Brandy, go ahead. You know what? You know what? Hey, Chris. I feel it like as if you were here, but even I've got to be honest, I haven't looked at Eric since 2015.

Here we go. Anyway, I have no idea. Anyways, so I said to myself, all right, I got to do something about this. But I said, so I got on the scale and I was like, you ever like, uh, the scale goes, come on. No, no, no, no, no, but you ever like, you know, thank you for my thumbnail. I appreciate that. Dude, these are the most hack are those hack jokes ever the scales like oh come on. This is like a Garfield comic Yeah, what are they doing right now?

Eric you really sit around the house To be continued I can't believe we just saw that because listen this doesn't end there They continue with the Eric Griffin scale jokes coming up Go goes who's this it can't be All right, go ahead Brendan anything say it's Eric and he says and who? No, it says one out of time, please And who? No, it says one at a time, please.

One at a time. Anybody else? Kevin? We gotta do it. Nick? You got something? Eric, what are you holding? Okay.

Please, please, please use a freight weight thing. Please use a truck weight thing. Dude, Nick just literally said he sits around the house. But these are all terrible but let's back it up because I really want to key in on what Brendan was trying to pull off Crazy, okay, please. Please use a freight wait, please. Please use a freight wait Please three times Please three times before we got that out I want to point out the clip before he goes Chris Chris look at this clever thing I'm about to do. I know. You can do it you're in the studio. I got a joke for that.

Eric looks as fat as he did on Workaholics. It doesn't look like he's gained a lot of weight. He's gained some weight, I'll be honest. He's fatter than usual. Okay. But he's got a little cheesy. So Eric brings this up, and we're supposed to believe that he didn't think they were going to rip on him. He's like, oh, guys, anyone else? It's like, no, this is low-hanging fruit.

It is. And he literally put the ball on a tee and they all struck out It's right there Stop moving. Yeah, I really have to give him credit for trying to bring some sort of content to this show Yes, but nobody knows how to handle it. No, no one can make an interesting joke on this show ever and so Eric's gonna explain what he's going to do to But nobody knows how to handle it. No, no one can make an interesting joke on this show ever And so Eric's gonna explain what he's going to do to lose the weight and get healthy I'm looking for our old man jujitsu place. So I have a couple places I'm a go-to and then like, you know, but I'm starting with the diet. That's the most important thing

Yeah, stop eating so much. What is yeah jujitsu like this world? The these West Coast and Austin based on Austin right, but it's such a like everything everything is solved by jujitsu It's like the Kardashians with mental health. I always got to work on our mental health He's got to work on our jujitsu. We'll figure it out with jujitsu It's a way better way so to lose weight you fat fuck. I assume Jiu Jitsu is like the, you know, carnivore diet or whatever weird fad diet there is, there's a weird fad workout routine. Yeah, the P90X wasn't that the big one?

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Not too long ago. Uh-huh. I couldn't imagine him doing Jiu Jitsu. I kinda wanna watch it though. Well, I have a feeling that all the exercises in the world isn't gonna help this guy Because he's obsessed with food. So he just started the diet. He just started and he's like guys I don't eat after eight o'clock anymore and I don't eat breakfast and listen to what he says here

I like I haven't eaten this morning because I'm not gonna eat till 12 and it's only 1121 So when I finish here, I'm gonna get some I I some I got this is a man with an unhealthy relationship with food Before I get to eat some food so I'm doing good. I have 30 38 minutes 38 minutes now before I get to eat some food It's not good if that's how your timing things like to just have a snack Says just have some raw almonds. It's fine Just have some raw almonds. It's fine. When you're hungry? Yeah, there's ways to lose weight. You don't have to like create weird rules for yourself around time and whatever.

And I know I'm pulling out now with this comment, but how is this a show? It's not. How is this a, like this, it's just people having random nonsense discussions. Is that what this is? Doug, if you- It has to be what this is right if you and I Sat down at a restaurant and there was these three blowhards next to us talking The exact same conversation that we're hearing right now. Yeah, we'd asked to move

Oh, I would not want to listen to this like I'm sorry Can we just grab another table like maybe way over there? Yeah. Yeah. Can I get closer to Opie actually? Opie's giving me a weather report. I kind of want to get over there and see what's gonna rain this weekend. I don't know. Those guys screaming gay are less interesting. Alright, so the last clip I have on here, Brendan Shaw is going to educate us on the terms being used in Texas for fat people.

We're gonna learn about some new slang. Great. You know what they call fat people in Texas, the kids? I didn't know this until I was around the neighbor kid. There was like a big lady, and he goes, oh look, there's a fat back. And I thought it was like, they were talking about like brisket, you know, or like some sort of cut of meat. He's like, nah, fat back.

That's not a fat Mexican. Yeah. That's what I thought. Now as a fat white lady, he just goes, he just goes, yeah, yeah. He just goes, yeah, we call him fat back. I mean, it's the one random person called it a fat back. Like the word fat is in it it it's not clever in any way And I I gotta give credit to Eric Griffin. He's like I thought that would be like fat Mexicans That's I was gonna say the same thing. I was like, okay, that's a joke. That's a joke. It's no reaction from them You know, no reaction for actually a decent joke. We're pretty good. Oh, yeah, right. He goes no no white person

Just wait to miss the fucking point. Holy shit People are fucking idiots My I do enjoy having superimposing behind the desk and by enjoy it looks stupid as shit. It looks so dumb I know I agree so anyway. That's what's going on with Brendan shop and his son and his producer I'm fighting all this fascinating because how old is this kid? Like 10 or 11? I think this. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh my God. Oh, I said that I wasn't joking. I'm sorry. I guess I get recruited by the twins. No, I thought this was

high school, maybe college. Really? Yes. You would think by the way he talks about this little league Travel baseball maybe Wow, okay and it's not the irony is not lost on me his name is tiger and Tiger Woods father also was so hyper focused on him being a professional athlete from the age of two He was on TV shows putting and stuff. It's just like, this is your life now. And I think Brendan Schaub is doing the same thing to his kid. It's a great way to fuck up your kid. Way to go, Brendan. Yeah. Or turn it, turn them into a major league baseball player. I'm rooting

for him. I'm rooting for him. I hope he goes all the way. And if he's good, the Cubs draft him. All right. I was on the, uh, the airplane yesterday flying to Florida and I was checking out the Adam Carolla show he had this guy Larry Charles on and Larry Charles wrote on Borat and Bruno two of the movies by Sacha Baron Cohen so he knows him very well and the only reason why this piqued my interest is because of Stuttering John, to this day, repeating that Sacha Baron Cohen ripped him off and that he owes him an apology and he's just being Stuttering John. And so I thought this was very interesting to hear from a guy who worked with Sacha very

closely the differences between Stuttering John and Sacha Baron Cohen. Whatever. But what they don't really realize is what he's doing is a much taller order than what a serious actor is doing with a serious script. Well, people talk about Laurence Olivier being a breakthrough actor or Marlon Brando being a breakthrough actor, and maybe that's true. But what Sasha did was act 16 hours a day sometimes as Borat, not breaking character, having to be this close to a real person who has to believe, no matter how broad or crazy

things got, that Borat was a real person. That is a performance. That is an amazing, one-of-a-kind, bravora, tour de force performance that nobody had ever done. And it was one of a kind. It really kind of broke through what acting was. It was a new form of acting. And I don't think he ever got the credit for that.

Well said. Okay, wait, wait, I'm sorry, Carl. You're telling me, or this guy's trying to tell me that acting 16 hours a day is different than drinking 16 hours a day. Well, John acts like he's a celebrity 16 hours a day is different than drinking 16 hours a day. Well, John acts like he's a celebrity 16 hours a day. So maybe there is a similarity here. Maybe I'm the one who's off on this. I just thought that was so brilliant because I've always

been offended when John's compared himself to Robert Smigel and Sasha. It's just like, did you understand how brilliant these people are and how you're the opposite of that? And that was the fun of it. Why isn't there a lawsuit coming down the pike for Sasha? I know, right? For stealing his act.

Yeah, he's sued for less. That's true. But I just don't know why. Of course I do. But like stuttering John should be, he should acknowledge what he did. Like just the fact that you put him in these situations where he was clearly uncomfortable and he's sweating and he's stuttering. Like that's what made that great. Don't pretend that you were trying to like hone some craft or that it was an act or anything like that Just be like yeah, it was great

I was uncomfortable like but I was around all these celebrities and it was kind of fun, but I could get punched at any moment Lean into it. I don't know why he has to feel like or why he has to act like this was Professional in any way what's that's why we love Stunnery John. He was a stunt boy and a call screener who acts like it was Howard and then Robin and then him. That's the Howard Stun show. That's what everyone knows. He's an insane person and speaking of insane people. All right, I got to talk to you guys about Opie because the AC saga is continuing and I can't get enough of it. But first, Andre, who also sat in Cringe of the Week sent this in too. He also got this on the show.

And this is a episode from five days ago on Opie's stream. And he says, it's incredible. The first minute 15 seconds, he starts off singing an off kilter Jaws theme. He plugs his new podcast that has a name to appeal to Gen Z for some reason, Opie Funny AF. He confirms that he thinks laughing equals great content. He mispronounces the name of Carl Ruiz, he's still doing that. He plays an old clip with a bad edit made with AI, and he laughs at his own line in

the clip. We're going to see all of that unravel in the beginning of this episode. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Oh be funny a F It's literally the hardest I ever left on a podcast or a radio show So I want you to check it out. It's with the horribly miss car was He's out working one night and I got home out of it off a gig early and our Place where we lived the television if somebody rings a bell downstairs you know to get in the building and you could turn this channel on the TV and You'd be able to see who is at the door

so I Sometimes for fun would just kind of go up and down the dials just to see who's walking by the TV and I or the door and I I'm doing that and I Catch her in this guy Right on the thing. And then the two of them just start making out right in front of my fucking door. So how hard did you get? This is incredible.

Opie's laughing from the recorded show that he's playing and then he starts cracking up watching him Or laughing at himself. I've never seen anything like this. This is wild. Yeah I walked right into that one What's happening what am I watching right now Video that's playing from a picture II got AI So he puts audio into the stupid website and they spit out this nonsense Website and they spit out this nonsense At least there was a man and a woman kissing at one point every other clip makes zero

There's a woman walking in an office building a hallway at the beginning it I thought you were playing the wrong thing Carl Yeah, and then Opie says how hard did you get it shows one of those wacky inflatable guys. Yeah, like a big floppy dick. I kind of understand. Why not? Sure. OK, cool. All right, what I really want to talk about, though, with Opie today is the 4th of July. Opie did not take a day off.

He goes on his stream yesterday morning and starts off the way he always does a little music, a little weather report. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do way out east on Long Island and it's looking like it's gonna be a glorious Fourth of July we're very very excited all right well that's exciting I'm glad to hear that I don't know how the Adams family became his theme song that's true to do it where you said jaws you're giving them a lot of credit for that

that was what Andre said he said off kilter jaws because there is kind of that feel to it a little bit but yeah I don't know what he's doing. Um, this weird fish eye lens. What is, what is he doing? Well, if he did just give a weather report every day, that would be kind of fun. It was like a two minute OB weather report every single day. I remember when David Lynch was alive, he used to do that and then he'd go and he'd make amazing art and films and stuff like that. Lynch was alive, he used to do that. And then he'd go and he'd make amazing art and films and stuff like that. Right. So it's

a bit of fun. Yeah, right. But if it was just an OP weather report every day, I may actually tune in to watch that. I have really good news for you, Doug. We got more weather more weather reporting. Oh, my god, we couldn't ask for a better day. I'm so so so happy that we got good weather for for the Fourth of July. Yesterday, we had some crazy thunderstorms that rolled on through. My god, man.

We actually, for the first time, aggressively got off the beach. We were having a really nice late beach day, and then next thing you know, you saw the storms coming from the west and the clouds just looked funky. And I'm usually the guy like, ah, we don't really have anything to worry about, but yesterday you could just feel the electricity in the air. And we, uh, we fucking high tailed it off the beach. The wind kicked up.

That's a beautiful story, sir. The electricity is that what he said? Yep, electricity. Electricity. Yeah. And when he says we, he's talking about he and doggy, right? Well, okay. That's the theory. My buddy Adam Bush has a theory that the family is dead.

The family is dead and buried underneath the house or something. I don't think that's true. There's a lot of speculation. I don't think he's dead. I think he is dead to them. That's also very possible. I saw a lot of people speculating that there's no way his wife would be putting up with no AC for two weeks, which we're going to get into. There is an issue with the AC, unfortunately. And also Fred.

Sorry, go ahead. Sorry, real quick, I was gonna say the way that he was giving the weather report, he was like really, really, really super bad. It was awful. Do you think he wrote those questions for Kardashian? What makes you super happy? Did Fred do the job?

My friend John courts down there in Philly. Okay. So this guy Fred, he's been talking about this for the last 10 or 12 days where he's like, Fred's going to come over and fix my AC. And then he's like, fucking Fred didn't come over. He didn't text me. He didn't call me. It's been an ongoing saga with this friend guy to fix his air conditioning

So thank you John for asking the question on July 4th to find out what's going on All right. Yeah, we got an AC update Beautiful we're at a cool 77 degrees in the house right now and you might say to yourself. Well, that's not cool Well, it's way better than 84 bitches We're able to get the AC down to 77 degrees. We got problems still. John quartz.

This seems like evidence that the family has gone. The fact that he's going two weeks without getting the air conditioning fixed during a heat wave at his beach house and they're opening all the windows at nighttime. It's 84 degrees in the house. Like personally, I wouldn't be able to sleep at that house. There's just no way. No that would be impossible. Yeah. Also the idea that they can, he can get it down to 77. Is he saying that the air conditioner doesn't work below 77 or that's just the temperature in the house now because it's morning? I'm so glad you asked that Doug because I have 23 clips that's gonna explain to you what is going on with this air conditioning. I called Fred. Fred's like I think your dampers are stuck. Let's take

care of your dampers. You might have a bad unit, but your dampers definitely are either frozen. You don't want a frozen damper. So he came over. He fixed everything. He took out the dampers, or unclogged them. And then he went home. And then we turned on the AC.

And it went quickly up to 8284 in the house. So Fred sucks. For a second. Fred Fudden comes over. He's like, I know what it is. It's the dampers. quickly up to 82 84 in the house so front socks second front fuckers over the guy know this is the dampers and it's so funny because when open was talking to his buddies in Manhattan he's like oh I know about the dampeners I know about the condenser I need I was like talking about all these terms

meanwhile this guy friend who actually knows his shit I suppose comes over and fixes nothing this is insane too because it's this has to be a lie. I recently had My water heater went I'd have a new one installed and the person that put the water here in Didn't say to me like listen wait till I leave Yeah, and then check and see if you have hot water like the fact that he said it was fixed He left and then they tried the air conditioner. This is a lie. What dampeners are. Yeah. It's how did you do Fred? It's

probably good. I'm going to take off. Cool. Thanks. Well, what's amazing though is that as OPI has been going through this, he's actually becoming an HVAC professional. And I know all the technology now. I have so many problems with my AC. I know all the technology, the compressor, you got the dryer, you got the dampers, you got the Freon. It's amazing because literally what we're seeing is everything's gone full circle when Opie first met Anthony Anthony was an HVAC guy and Opie was a broadcaster

Now Anthony is a professional broadcaster and Opie is an HVAC guy Now Opie wasn't a good broadcaster. He's not a good HVAC guy, but you see what I'm saying though Either way, I know how to fix my car you got that tires there's a windshield I know it all he dies I picture Fred like can you cut me that check before you try the AC yeah well so hope we've been talking all this shit. And I know that when we were over with Drew, we were speculating like, is Opie like not taking care of these guys? Do they hate him? Like,

how is it possible? He can't get an HVAC guy over to his house to fix his air conditioning. It's been taking this much time. He was a radial personality in this area. He's pretty famous. I would go with both. He's not taking care of him and they hate him. Well, yeah, so he's he's changing course I think he realizes it's time to give these guys some love These guys are very professional, you know, and I know they watch this stuff. They're great in the end They're great some of this stuff. I got to pump up just be a dick

So what I love about that is I know they watch this stuff. I doubt it. I doubt the HVAC guys are watching OP stream, but there might be a guy who knows Fred, who's sending timestamps. Look at what Greg's saying over here on his stream. He's like, what the fuck? What's his problem? I mean, he's in the Hamptons, right? He's not in like subsidized housing. You would assume people would be out there in no time to fix this. Oh yeah. There's money to be made if you're fixing up a house in the Hamptons. Correct.

So he talks about what's going on with the current situation. You know, we left for the beach three hours earlier, maybe four hours earlier. House was at 77 came back in the house and the house was at 77. But like I like I told my family, 77 is not 84. Let's look on the bright side. You got to always look on the bright side, right? That's your lesson today. All right. Like I told my family, there's two ways to

interpret this. There's two ways to interpret this. Either he's trying to cover for the fact that his family is done with him. So he has to bring it up. Or that's proof that they're miserable. Yeah, like they're just like Jesus, Greg. It's the air is he's still not working. Could be worse. Can be worse, right. So, Oh, be you know, he's has this relationship with this guy,

Fred, he's been talking about him a lot in the last two weeks. And he doesn't have the heart to tell Fred it's still not working. You know, Fred's been through it. I don't have the heart to text him and go, look, Fred, it's still not fixed. It's still not fixed. So now we're looking at a brand spanking new compressor to the tune I'm hearing everything from 12 to 20 thousand dollars So hope he's pricing this shit out. He's making multiple phone calls Which goes fine. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna rag on the guy for that right, but listen do it pull the trigger

Well, if somebody quoted you 12 pull that fucking trigger and be like kid, let's do it now Well, it goes back to what drew was saying and drew and I were having conversations off air about this Opi is cash poor. There is no cash at all. So he's got money It's tied up in real estate and maybe other things but he doesn't have money to show out to fix the air conditioning in his house, which I didn't pull the clips, but we're going to find out that Fred's working on this neurosurgeon's house and that guy had a similar AC unit and he wants to upgrade. So he's like, I can get you Fred's or I, Fred's's like I can get you this guy's thing and hook you up with it So Opie's already like going to the I need a favor

Rouse, you can't even pay for a new system. Come on I mean listen, I don't I don't have the money that Opie has but I assume You have a money guy you have a guy you can sit down with I mean like, okay This is what I have set aside for my kids for retirement. Whatever. These are the homes I own I need cash What can I do? That's a conversation you sit down with your life and your money dude and figure it the fuck out He like a reverse mortgage To get some cash going for you a successful podcast mortgage, something to get some cash going for you. Or a

successful podcast. I mean, you can go that route too. That's what I decided to do. But so OP is streaming on the Fourth of July. And he's just kind of winging it. He's not really giving a lot of content. He's talking about his AC problems and stuff. But he's gonna give himself a pass on this one. Oh, one other thing really fast. I you know, it's the Fourth of July. I don't even care if this this sounds good. If you want to know the truth, I just want to do a hang with my people Okay, so this one time he's not really putting a lot of effort into it

Yeah, every now and again you got to be like listen guys I put minimal effort in oh, that's cool We see it I don't hear if this sounds good. It actually sounds better than anything at Geb Hart's. Yeah, that's cool. We don't pay we see it. I don't care if this sounds good. It actually sounds better than anything at Gephart's. Yeah, that's true. And also, I don't have you realize this, but he moved up a level. So his angle now is even better, even though it's still like, purple mouth opi and the lighting is terrible. But at least we're like looking at the ocean now before we're just looking at weeds leading to the beach. So this is a little bit better as far as that goes. So

after this and I didn't pull clips because it goes on for way too long but you know Opie's been bitching about Fred not coming over, not giving him a heads up that he wasn't coming over. We played these clips and so Opie tells the story about how Fred goes, hey man I texted you and told you I wasn't gonna be able to make it. And Opie goes, no you didn't. And they had a phone call, he's like, no, I'll show you the screenshots of my phone,

it's not there, you didn't text me. And Fred's like, I don't know what to tell you man, I did, and he sends him the screenshot of him texting Opie back. And Opie goes, yeah, it's not what my phone looks like. So then they get together in person, he finally comes over to Opie's house again. And again, Opie brings it up.

You never reached out to me. You didn't tell me. And Fred goes, let me see your phone. And there it is. The message is right there. And Opie's like, oh, I guess he did text me. So through all of this, he's been calling this guy out. He's been doing all this shit.

Fred actually did reach out to him and give him a heads up that he wasn't gonna come over. And that is the end of a relationship. If someone has to go into my phone and prove to me that I said this and I'm arguing with them about this, I'm never talking to that person again. Like that's it.

Right. What are we doing? I wouldn't expect them to wanna talk to me. I'm an asshole. Like come on. Never get to the point of let me see your phone. No. Right. Shit. All right, so Opie, definitely. an asshole. Never get to the point of let me see your phone. Right. All right. So, oh, Opie definitely and I say definitely

saw our segment was Drew, where we were talking about the fact that he must be a poor tipper. He obviously is not taking care of these guys because they don't care about them. They don't want to come out to his house and fix shit. So he made it a point to say this. They don't want to come out to his house and fix shit. So he made it a point to say this so I Gave the guys a good tip a really good tip So there's your update John. We're still in it

Did you obey Wow, would you not a mattress? Dog did you see that by any? I heard you guys talking about it It's gruesome Oh, no, this this ron the waiter guy. I don't know what to make of it. I think I feel bad for him now That's so sad. Yeah, right. I know it's really truly terrible. All right, so then opi starts, um arguing with the chat As he's ought to do and so it starts with a free chat and then Chris Primer comes in with a very funny super chat. Anthony, if I do on a show, great news. Yeah, tell him no, thanks.

All right. I'll read this cold until it until it's something bad. Hi, I volunteer at the local health center. Your show is perfect for the target demographic, slow adults and young children. I love how you trash Ron the waiter. That is such a loser thank you Chris thanks for your $10 you literally just wasted $10 I totally disagree very well that's well worth it that's one of the funniest things that oh that was the way for me I'm watching the show and I'm pulling clips that was the by the way for me. I'm watching the show and I'm pulling clips. That was the first time I laughed

Okay, that's funny. That's pretty good I love how you trashed Ron the waiter. That guy is such a loser Also, I'm gonna read this cold till it gets bad. Yep, I just kept reading it. It didn't matter All right, the name of this episode is Evil Gummy. Opie tells this story about a buddy of his, a neighbor in the Hamptons, who's a big Bills fan. Opie, because Opie spent some time in Western New York, they bonded over the Bills. There was a time when this guy had a gummy and the Bills were in the playoff. It's a weird story

because Opie is explaining that he's at the beach and he had a beach day, but the guy gave him a gummy to watch the Bills game, which was a playoff game. He says it was a Bills playoff game five years ago, which would have been in January. All the Bills playoff games have been in January. So he's not at the beach. He's not having a beach day Reminds me when he talked about how he hung out with Kurt Schilling during training camp when he lived in Buffalo Like there's no training camps in Buffalo. They go to Florida and Arizona I do like I did you had to be very specific January. It could be December either way He's not right. I'm just telling you. Yeah I don't know like the story doesn't make sense to me. But anyway, this guy reaches out to open. He says, Hey man,

I got these, these gummies. They're not intense or anything. But if you want to eat one and watch the game, you can do that. So OP for some reason is not watching the game of this buddy. He was a Bills fan. He's watching it by himself and eating gummies. And that was the time as I was watching the bills game, everything slowed way down. This gummy was evil. What is he talking about? I started thinking to myself, this is evil. Now I had a story personally had a bad acid drip and things slowed down and things got weird. I didn't like it. He's talking about a THC gummy.

How soft is this idiot? Yeah, I mean, listen, you said acid, I could buy shrooms. If somebody said it's the shrooms, I'd be like, okay, fine. Acid makes way more sense. Slowed the time, slowed down. Like I understand the idea of being like, Oh, I didn't know how much time passed. It makes total sense, but literally you're watching a game and the plays are in slow motion. Was he just watching replays? Was that what was happening?

You think that was what was going on. That's very possible. Uh, so yeah, this is more about what happened while he was watching the football game and was high on THC. Could you imagine producer Chris watching football on THC? No, it's gotta be wild. That was the story. And I'll say it again got to be wild. That was the story. And I'll say it again really quickly here. I was watching the Bills game.

It's a live action sporting event. It's football. I'm sitting there. My reality was so adjusted that I honestly thought that I could paint what I was seeing on the TV. I'm not even a painter. I'll paint with my daughter every once in a while and I could get something I was seeing on the TV. I'm not even a painter. I'll paint with my daughter every once in a while and I could get something done here and there, but I wouldn't say I'm an actual painter.

But in my head, I decided I wanna paint and I think I could paint what I'm watching on TV because everything was frozen on the TV as far as what I was watching. And then my wife would come upstairs every once in a while, check on me, whatever, get a drink, whatever it was. And I had the game. I'm just like, oh, this is great.

I just saw the face you made, Doug. My wife would come up to check on me and then he's like, oh shit, that's not a bad, or get a drink or whatever. His wife is checking on him. Opie, you okay? Everything okay, buddy?, his wife is checking on him. Oh, P. Okay, everything. Okay, buddy All right, just check it out. Yeah Are the players on the field melting Okay, just checking idea. Hope you're doing all right. You want to go to bed early tonight?

Do you ever look at the back of a $20 bill on we? Talked about drugs like Tom Myers. It's insane. He ate a gummy and he's losing his mind. The game is stood still. Maybe paused it. Maybe that's what happened. I don't know. Whatever I've done a drink, whatever it was. And that has a game. I'm just like, Oh, this is great. I had no idea what the score was. It felt like I was in front oh, this is great. I had no idea what the score was.

It felt like I was in front of the TV for eight straight hours. And I was obsessing, like, do I even have paint and brushes and a canvas in the house? Because this is like, this is ideal. I need to paint this. Not paint like what's behind me right now, which is glorious when the sun's going down.

No, I'm not interested in painting that. I'm interested in painting a live action NFL playoff game because of my friend giving me an easy, an easy gummy. It's easy. I mean, I've been stoned, I've been paranoid, like never this, I don't know what he's describing. I'm telling you, it's a bad acid trip is what he's describing I think it's because he wants to have an interesting story

Yeah, because there's no way a gummy would do this and and I've I have friends who have taken Eating too many gummies. It's sometimes it's hard to figure out what the dosage is, but it's not like this This is not what happens to you at all. Just say you dropped acid. Like that's fine. Yeah, I'm good. Jen, thanks for checking in on me. I'm good. I'm all right. Sorry, my wife just checking in on me. It's making sure I'm all right. It's important. I'm waiting for mine to come down. I saw the wired Christian write that the discord. I want to do acknowledge it. That's a weird story. I don't understand it. I don't think it makes any sense. I think he's

just grasping at straws or something interesting to say. Oh, he does this weird thing, where he's got like these conspiracy theories, or he's heard these conspiracy theories, and he wants to talk about them. But doesn't want people to be like, Do you believe that? So he just wants to talk about them, but doesn't want people to be like, do you believe that? So he just wants to acknowledge it, but not really get into it. It was like small, compact, and it looked tubular. And you know, other people, by the way, he's explaining, I'm sorry, I should have said

this out better. He's explaining the clouds. Remember how we had a run in from the beach because the storm was coming in last night? He's explaining what the clouds looked like in the sky. It was like small compact and it looked tubular and you know other people would literally film that and put it on TikTok or Instagram basically saying this is proof that aliens are here with us and they live in the ocean. But Tuss, it's like, oh wow, that's a pretty interesting cloud formation. I don't spend a lot of time on TikTok and Instagram. Is that what people are doing though? We're going to clouds and saying that's

proof of aliens living in the ocean? Doesn't sound right to me. What a weird thing. Opi's like, yeah, there was a really crazy scene. I could have taken a photo of it and said it's proof of aliens. What? Why? How did the clouds in the ocean work? Like what is, what is he talking? They're aliens are not in the sky. They're in the ocean. So they're controlling the clouds. I don't get it. I wish you would elaborate. I wish you would elaborate. If you're going to say something like that, like explain it. The last clip on here, Opie, this is the morning of, uh,

fourth of July. It's like 830 in the morning his time and they're going to spend the day on the beach. He's very excited about that and he realizes like the window of opportunity is closing on him. Oh my god there's barely any spots left on the beach already. Holy crap I got gotta get out there or I'm not gonna get a spot for the 4th of July. Now there is a railing there. Yeah. I don't see a single person on that beach.

No. I mean, they don't have any. What was I doing? Whoa, what's going on? Everyone's already at the beach. I don't see anyone. I haven't seen someone walk by. I haven't seen an umbrella getting put up like nothing

No, and this is a house in the Hamptons. I mean these are private beaches to a certain degree Yeah, just set up shop there you and I aren't are going there and just hanging out Yes, we'd have people be asking us questions where you guys come from the fuck It wasn't too long ago. He was talking about going into his house to get his gun to get people off of his beat. That's right. Yeah That's right. So why the fuck does he have to? Get his territory. I thought he kind of owned it Are you thinking of Anthony Coo me? More than one person

Wow, you know Carl you said that I would be very excited I just wanted a weather report that's all I know it was it was more than a weather report. We learned about HVAC and aliens dampers Whatever else he was saying he knows about now. He's an expert at boy. He's had Opie. He knows it all Well, Doug if you know anything about WTP, and I know you do because you've been mentioning it You know that we like to play a game at the end of the show And that game which I thought was gonna be over because card have told me it's really hard to find these anymore But two minutes with Tom Continues on

Are you ready to play it? I'm thrilled, yes. Let's go. It's time for everyone's favorite new, new game show. I can't believe Cardiff had time with all the Fourth of July festivities that were going on. To pull this together for us. Thank you Cardiff.

Two minutes with Tom. What do you say, ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to find the bomb? Playing two minutes with Tom. We had the fourth of July, that's a great holiday. Not really, because you hear a lot of stupid stuff said on the fourth of July. I mean, I admire everybody trying to get all patriotic and everything, but people say the stupidest stuff. Like a buddy of mine told me, hey you know Tom, Thomas Jefferson was only 33 years old when he wrote the

Declaration of Independence. Pretty cool, huh? Jesus had his breakout year at 33. You don't hear him bragging about it. Jesus had his breakout year at 33. You don't hear him bragging about it. My favorite day though, the 5th of July. I love that day. That's that one day of the year. What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I make out 250 bucks collecting all the cans from the park B. I Wake up and my sheets smell like barbecue sauce. I don't know why but it means freedom Next I get to watch all my neighbors treat their fireworks related second-degree burns treat their fireworks related second degree burns.

Four, the air is thick with the smell of meat, beer, gunpowder, and hypocrisy. And lastly, the entire country is unified. Every man, woman, and child has a massive hangover. It's like The Walking Dead. Two minutes with... Okay, well done, Cardiff. This could be any of these, for sure. I really loved number one, but then B came in. Because what I like about that...

I don't know why, but it means freedom. The sheet smelling barbecue sauce, that's such a Tom thing to tag something that makes it less funny. But I'm sticking with number one. I think it's, I make $250 collecting cans from the park. What say you, nice Doug? Some, I want, I want to, and I will say next,

but there's something about fireworks related second-degree burns which either makes it more of a Tom joke or Less and I'm not sure but I'll stick with that one. Yeah. Yeah, like we get why there'd be burns. Yes, fireworks related. Yeah That's why I went with next because Okay, and I'll tell you, I'm letters information. I'll tell you, last it wouldn't surprise me at all. But lastly, is the one to that's the worst punchline possible. So yeah.

My favorite day though, the fifth of July. I love that day. That's that one day of the year. I get to watch all my neighbors treat their fireworks related second degree burns. Congratulations. Both of you are shit. Well done. Well reasoned. Well understood. You guys understand this game. I can't get over that venue. This is what is this? Well, it's the drink till we're funny festival. You know that one where they have zero confidence in them being funny. It's probably an Italian restaurant. I don't know. Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say it looks like maybe a retirement community room or something like this. Yeah This is it was a barbecue restaurant

But I love fireworks actually that's why I love traveling outside the state of Maryland She can't buy fireworks in the state of Maryland Here even you know, if you're down DC, just go all the way into Virginia. It's fun, man. People at these fireworks stands are very knowledgeable, very helpful. This episode has been brought to you by Patreon.com slash Cartiff Electric and Cartiff Electric's

new YouTube channel. Subscribe today at YouTube.com slash at Cartiff Elect. Sit Eugene, sit good dog. I want to give props to Cardiff keeps bringing it keeps bringing great games. I see him in the discord over here. I was listening to his show. He's been doing excellent shows about Chad Zumach lately and I was listening to a show where Chad's just like someone said to Chad, you know, Cardiff has

more live viewers than you do. And he was like, Yeah, I know that's because he's like, tied in with the WTP crew, crowd or something like that. And Carl's like, Well, yeah, I tried to endear myself to Carl and who has podcasts. And then I started making content for him. And then he started promoting me and people want to check out my show and They liked it so they continued to watch it's like that's how you do it like guys like Chad will never fucking learn Like oh, what do you like kissing everyone's ass?

Oh, you went out to be on Alex Stein show and and go with Dave Landau. Yeah Promoting myself. Yeah, so you do I Started paying attention to Chad on Twitter and his Twitter is kind of fun. Like just the nonsense that he's posted. Oh, I messaged him and everything. And he was like, wait, who? Who are you? What is it that you do? He couldn't quite understand why I was talking to him. And then I was

like, Oh, I go on WTP all the time and stuff like that. It really didn't go anywhere. Maybe I could get on chat show that's hilarious So what does he do on Twitter like a bunch of polls, right? Should I should I do a podcast today? Yeah, it's a bunch of who should I talk about today? Yeah, that is exactly what it is It's insane. He just only does his shit talk people and complain about the fact that stuff He's trying to do isn't working. People are stopping him from doing it. It's great.

He is a fun follow. I happened to click into his show. Was it last night before something like that? And sure as shit, he's reading a super chat from Adam Bush. It showed up on YouTube. I clicked into it to see what he was doing and he's talking to Adam Bush. It's so funny. And Adam made a comment just like, hey, I'm so glad you see what he was doing and he's talking to Adam Bush. It's so funny and

Adam made a comment just like hey, I'm so glad you rebranded the show and it's totally different now Yeah, it's just like I never said was gonna be different just I was rebranding it God Such an idiot he really is one of the dumbest guys. All right, we have some internet news you got caught up on and then your voicemails. So let's get right into that segment of the show. Internet news with Lucy Typex. From Patreon Deluxe shares, swishy used in a sentence. The way Carl says, just do it, is the swishiest thing I've heard in 10 years.

What a queer. The negative creep is confused. I don't get this Ron the waiter guy. One minute he's Jewish, the next he's poor. Pick a lane, buddy. Ken Kerper inquires, when are Annie and Ava starting Who Are These Trannies? From Spotify, Slow Dancer is outraged.

Cardiff screwed us. I vote to boil and mash the potato. EQ notes, for a show that ridicules people, I've noticed that Trump always gets a free ride. Mr. Hamburger just glosses over him. Is Carl Magga? Melcat gets it. Drew blows! Joe seems offended. That nerd show? Big Bang Theory, you dumb fuck! Yabya boylanico pines. Carl was a dick to Christian Blatt and can't stop poor shaming. I hope he gets mugged by a Detroit local when he does one of his ten live shows per month.

From Facebook, our friend Tony from Hack the Movies posts a pic of him at Gebhart's. Travis Wilson asks, Did the fact that the waiter has ringworm on his serving hand make you more or less likely to order food? Kurt Wellhausen, does that slob actually work there? Because that's terrifying if he does. Troy Smith notes, it's like visiting the Seinfeld diner. If Seinfeld was a failed former radio star, hashtag skunk fart. From Reddit, babebutters wants to know,

what's with the Nick Reketa ball washing? Nick invited Aaron into his bedroom. Their erect cocks were inches apart. His little kids were playing in the house with cocaine and guns. Why is he cool and Aaron drools? Am I missing something? Interloper is me, explains. Carl wants in on the blow and wife-swapping.

Buzz Num Nuts adds. And that sweet, sweet, rick-a-da-jizz. Where he dragonfly offers. Because Nick is honest about his indiscretions and not holier than thou about them like Aaron who is such a hypocrite and I love when hypocrites are made into lolcows but that's just me. Okay, stick seems reasonable. I can forgive putting drugs in your kids hair but Carl has to stop fake laughing at Shooley. Wilson 1629 boils it down. If you're picking a new

friend are you picking the bull or the cuck? And from YouTube, Night Malenda's queef may be tragically correct. Ron sleeps on a dirty bear mattress in total squalor. I'm sure he's not getting regular medical checkups. Someone is about to join Opie's dead friend club. Brian Applegate suggests, pair Opie up with Brendan Schaub and we got a hit podcast. Sean Murphy points out, Brian and Brendan talking about the barbecue is exactly like Opie

talking about the weather. Haven't they brought this up every single show? And Borja Bullshit plays us out with. Kellan's gonna need to go into the witness protection program to get away from shop. Yeah, they talk about the barbecue restaurants every single episode. Because they're in Texas now. That's what you do. You talk about barbecue, dry rubs. Even fat people have barbecue names there. It's crazy. I've been talking about dry rubs since the beginning of this podcast. I just want to point out. It's way ahead of my time. Shut up, producer Chris. Shut up. You're a fat man.

Shut up. Oh, a fat. Shut up. Oh, before we listen to voicemails, Doug is here from Good Times Great Movies. Oh, yeah. And Doug does a podcast. It's a video cast on YouTube. I don't know if the episode I did would ever showed up on YouTube.

I don't think it did. No, it never did. Sorry. You get a big gap. You don't even put the video off so I can promote it. I told you earlier there were computer issues. Carl. It's gone. It's all good, buddy I'm gonna fire you but that's all good People should check you out. Where can they find you? Yeah, wherever you listen to podcasts watch podcasts. It's good times

Great movies we recent ten years of the show Carl amazing years Oh one thing I wanted to mention about that click Kardashian podcast at one point she and Scott I didn't clip it they talk about how they started a podcast years ago and Carl I have a question for you when did WATP start? What year? February 2016. 2016 okay mine started in 2015 they started a podcast in 2015 and they mentioned they say things like Before podcasts were a thing. Yeah, boy They refer to the fact that they would have had the first podcast if they had just aired this stuff Wow But anyway our latest episode is on the

Shockingly unfunny and crazy long movie Stripes, which I was hoping for more from that movie. And wow, is it bad? I was, I was really surprised by how bad it was. Let's talk about that real quick. Cause I feel like Stripes is two movies. The first half is good, right? The first half is a fun movie.

And then the second half you're like, what are we doing? What just happened? It's set. Yeah. It sets up a movie that you can't wait to see and then it doesn't deliver on that movie It's wild. That's a fact check. That's a fact check Yeah, check it out. And and also Carl you might know this I do graphic design work you do on the side I go to bloody french design comm I may have done a, uh, an isotopes album cover, maybe the worst one who knows. Um,

and I mean worst album, not, not the cover. Oh, there you go. There you go. I did the, uh, the logo for, uh, who are these broadcasters? So anybody wants anything? Let me know. I'm cheap and easy. The URL again for us. I'm cheap and easy. No, no, no, no. the URL again for us? I'm cheap and easy. No, no, no. Bloody French design.com. Bloody French design.com. Is that new? That's right. No, it exists. I've never heard you talk about that before. I've only talked about it one other time in the show. I always forget. All right, great. Yeah, check that

out. I forget that I also make money. Doug does great work. Yes. So if you need some design work, go to him. He's done a great job for us. Well, thank you very much. All right. Let's let's talk retarded than a man that thinks she's a woman Why do we keep having tranny's on? I don't like tranny's we can't ever make fun of a fucking podcaster voice When they're a man trying to sound like a woman we have them on every fucking week. Why do we got any on? I don't like it. I'm sick of the tranny's I don't like Ava whoever the fuck they're annoying. They're a bitch. They're a cunt I don't like them. They're faggot. Goodbye. All right noted Holy shit Thank you for your call

Uh Paco has been calling in again My girlie, which is great. I love Paco's phone calls Like I know but I guess he uh wants to apologize for a recent colleague made. Hey, what's up crowd? This is Paco Uh, you know, I just want to apologize for the last voicemail that was on the last show. I forgot. I forgot I said that. Anyway, blind my school, you know. You know what?

Fuck Harrison Young. Yeah. You know, I don't know what I was thinking when I said that. But anyways, you know what I'm saying? Let's do a good show. Shout out to everybody that listens to the show. You know what I mean? All right, later.

All right, sure. What I was thinking when I said that, but anyways, you know what I'm saying? Let's do a good show. That's everybody that listens to the show. You know what I mean? All right, later. All right. No worries. I thought he was going to say, sorry. I disguised my voice and yelled about tranny. No different guy.

Perfect listener calls in to talk about Paco. Hey Carl. Perfect listener. TM calling talk about Paco. Hey, Carl. Perfect listener, TM, calling in. All right, I'm calling ice on Paco, and I want Boner Guy 48 thrown in Boston Harbor, Fourth of July weekend. Let's go. Can't understand a word. Oh, I made the right job. USA! USA! USA! USA!

That's right. Let's get Paco out of the country and definitely do stuff to Boder guy. Do stuff to Boder guy. Great weight thing. So on the show when Adam Bush was talking about, wouldn't that be wild if while Opie is walking around his house and actually his wife and kids are dead, he killed them like Chris Benoit or something. And then you said, it wouldn't be crazy if that, you know, that clips played later on in some news thing.

Anyways, that sparked my memory. Back in like the early 2000s, right when the Kardashians came on, I was listening to Drew and Mike. Drew Lane said, because he had watched it, am I crazy or is Bruce Jenner turning into a woman? This is back in like 2000. I remember like after he said that watching a show going, good God damn it. I think he might be right. Fucking 15 years later, motherfucker was right. I couldn't believe it. You should talk to Drew about that because that was fucking amazing. Love the show. See ya. See ya. Thank you for that. Yeah. Maybe Adam made a prediction that

people look back on it. Like, wow, this guy. I will say, and I'm not here to argue with the color that cannot defend himself. I remember at that same time, a lot of people were saying that same thing. It was a joke on married with children. L Bundy made that joke. Oh, oh my God. That was before the year 2000. Yeah. In the 90s that joke was made. Yeah, I was going to say when that show came on, I remember a lot of people being like, what is going on with this dude? Drew's pretty astute, but he wasn't the only one that saw what was going on with that. This is, you know, when Adam came on the show and we played clips of his interview with Chrissy Mayer, there were some interesting things revealed.

Oh, I'm no expert. I definitely don't have kids. But isn't it like rule fucking one, you're not supposed to sleep in the bed with the kid? Don't like 1000 kids get killed in America every year because their stupid fucking parents roll over on them in their sleep? What the fuck is Chrissy doing? I didn't look that up. Is that true? thousand kids die from getting smothered by their parents I Believe that is a low number actually I think Yeah, I mean if we're talking worldwide I think it is higher and yeah that is dangerous I mean, I think when the kid gets to the age that Chrissy's kid is which again Chrissy's kid is, which again, Yeah, but you can't push Chrissy off again. Yes, exactly. Probably as you said in the episode,

should not be in the bed with you at that point. Probably not. Yeah, but you're not supposed to sleep in the bed with your kid. Pull the crib up right next to your bed. It's totally fine. It's still weird, but you can do it. That's true.

Yeah, it could be in the room with you. See, I thought that there were more deaths of dogs being smothered by heroin addicts That's what I thought was going on Alright slowpoke Paco, I love the Paco came back because now his brother slowpoke Paco is calling it again Just wanted to say been along a long time because ICE deported me. But it's okay. Now I'm in Mexico City with my people again. Can you hear the church bells? No. We are a proud, faith-based people, Carl. You're welcome down here, live show, Mexico City.

You'll be a hit. Okay, you're doing a great job. Bye now. I have no desire to go to Mexico City. No. It's one of the last places I would probably travel to. Yeah. And I like Mexico, I've been to Mexico,

but Mexico City? I don't like any place where I have to carry two wallets and one of them doesn't have my money and idea that So that when I get my idea of I've been to Mexico, it's like I've been to Canada I've also been to Canada dog. Look at me. It might be Now that seems like a bad time sorry slowpokeo. No live show in Mexico City anytime soon. Or Canada City for that matter. All right. So I made some controversial statements about Chrissy Mayer, apparently. And I'm going to call it out for it.

Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. Chrissy Mayer? Stunning? Really? I feel bad for you guys up in Rochester. All right. Have a good one. She's very attractive. I promise you that. It's fun. Some people find Chloe Kardashian attractive. Whoa! Shots fired by a nice dog. What's the saying?

All right. Last one on here. And this is an interesting observation about Ron the waiter. Hey, Carl. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you.

I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. I think I know you. All right. Last one on here. And this is an interesting observation about Ron the waiter. Hey, Carl, I think I know what Ron the waiters deal is. He he's basically a goon from like Batman, right? He's like one of the penguins henchmen. He'll literally sit there and get his ass beat by Batman Over and over and over again for the on a first name basis

But as long as the penguin is you know still yelling at him and shit and debasing him He's happy to show up at his office every day Fucking goon that there's a real-life goon and I didn't think that was possible but there he is anyway call me back I like that observation he could be a character in a Batman movie who's Batman and who's the Joker in this scenario the Joker is irrelevant we're talking about the penguin he's a henchman to the penguin in this you're not buying it penguin eye on the wall in the penguins office yeah which ones in here yeah oh be the penguin you're overthinking it all right I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Man, that was a good episode.

That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode! That was really great! I gotta go, bye. I gotta go, goodbye. Good-bye! Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, bye. Ghost row.