Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep637 - Charlize Theron on Call Her Daddy, Opie’s Friend, Brendan Schaub

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

Charlize Theron was recently a guest on Call Her Daddy with Alex Cooper. She made big news talking about her sex life but I was much more interested in Charlize pretending that Alex’s traumatic childhood is equal to hers. The fact that Alex went along with that tells me she’s a total narcissist.  Adam Busch was checking in on Rob Saul again and he’s back to the same insults that have never made sense. Brendan Schaub might actually not be liable in the new lolsuit that he was served by his former partner at that dumb CBD company. He should be sued for the promo videos he made. 2 Bears 1 Cave is taking the summer off but instead of doing it like Stern, they’re going to let much more able comics take over for a couple of months… what could go wrong? Opie had to get a new phone and the result was a complete psychotic break from reality. He also announces a brand new podcast. Megan, Annie, and Cardiff join us for another round of 2 Minutes with Tom, we tease the next episode, read a recent review, and listen to your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – http://watplive.com/  Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Adam’s new project – Jamie Levine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dNEZSherbA Cardiff’s channel – https://youtube.com/@cardiffelect Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Watch the episode here: ⁠https://youtube.com/live/BRkoiVX6p58  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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to buy a new phone and he's very pissed off about it. We have another round of Two Minutes with Tom from Cardiff Electric. But first, Charlize Theron was on Call Her Daddy with Alex Cooper and made some headlines from this episode. Of course, Call Her Daddy is hosted by Alex Cooper. This episode from last week has 798,000 views and Charlize Theron also made headlines recently when she was criticizing Jeff Bezos at his wedding and there was a lot of talk about her not getting invited to the cool kids club and seemed like she was

upset with the amount of excess that was happening at this. She said, here in Los Angeles in the US and across the globe we're moving backwards fast. Immigration policy has destroyed the lives of families not criminals. Women's rights are becoming less and less every day. Queer and trans lives are increasingly being erased. Is Annie here here. Okay. She is whoo Thank God and Jen bitch bitch bitch and gender-based violence is on the rise Where is that stat pulled from? It's interesting. I'm dumb broad

That was very violent of you produce a crass I think it's what they're talking about in this thing so anyway, there at least there on has been in Hollywood for a long time like my buddy Adam Bush. She's in the bubble and She can't like we're like the same person. Yep. Yep It's like looking into a mirror. That's what I was thinking as well And so when she's on with the Ellis Cooper I thought it'd be interesting to see what those two are going to get out about and talk about. And it starts off. So they talk about how they

both like to use the word fuck a lot. This was the first thing they they conversed on. And Alex asked a question that breaks Charlize brain like it completely malfunctions. For some reason, I would have thought else would be the nervous one on this show Have you ever said it in a really like inappropriate setting where people were like Charlize? What the fuck are you doing? Listen? I I I I have definitely I She gonna break into song

I have definitely I She gonna break into song Sutter joggers herself a stutterer and he's never done that to my knowledge That's a lot of product placement. What is that? Yeah, so that's actually unwell. That's Alex's company Okay, she makes water or energy. Yeah, yeah something like that Okay, she's doing well for herself. You know she started off. Just talking about like S and D's and swallowing loads and Now look at her Media maven crush you mentioned Charlie's being nervous like I don't think I've ever seen Alex nervous at anything Yeah, you stopped really caring a long time ago.

Any clip, she just could not be more whatever. That's true. So they get into Charlize's background or childhood. Of course, she grew up in South Africa. And I've noticed this is a trend with all really attractive women who have been very successful in life because Alex did this too in her documentary.

I covered this with Drew on Drew Lane's show recently, where Alex was crying about how, yeah, when I was younger, I was really skinny, and I was a redhead, and everyone picked on me. It's like you're a smoke show. No one's picking on you. What are you talking about? But OK, sure, why not?

And Charlie's Theron also had a similar issue growing up. I never really like fit in anywhere. It wasn't that I was unpopular. It was just that I Okay, that is what fitting in us that you were popular. Okay, so then you fit in. You understand. But but everyone has to play like that. No, I had a tough childhood growing up. Then she goes on, it goes on for way too long, but she's like, there were other girls in her school that were more confident than she was. Alright, doesn't mean you didn't

fit in. I don't know why everyone has to pretend that they're bullied and had a tough childhood growing up. Especially in terms of South Africa, I feel like she would be, you know, there'd be other struggles she could possibly observe that might be just a little more difficult than hers. A lot. Yes, I would imagine. She would have access to them. So then there's a question asked by Alex with zero context given and I guess we all just have to know this about Charlize Theron and maybe everyone does because this is a weird way to ask a question. Then I know like we don't need to get into all the details today, but you experience such trauma at such a young age.

How do you think experiencing that ended up impacting you in your later life, not just in the, oh, she's not as authentic, but then once the trauma really hit, how did that impact you in the next couple oh, she's not as authentic, but then once the trauma really hit, like how did that impact you in the next couple decades of your life? I, I, I, I. Yeah, that's the time to start stumbling, like, whoa, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Now, a question for you, do you know what she's talking about, what she's kind of hinting at here? I mean, it sounds like it's mirroring what Alex Cooper was talking about having gone through in her documentary like she's trying to just relate and say we're the same with our trauma. The question started I thought as relating her own thing. What was it like you know later in life discovering that maybe you hadn't processed things as well as you thought you have but then

it got all disjointed where she said now sum up the last 20 years for me real fast. That sounds difficult. I don't know if I could do that and I would probably make Joey C Feel embarrassed for having asked me that right. I think you would do that. That would be your move What she's referring to here her trauma. Do you know about this producer Chris? You know her backstory? so her father was an alcoholic and So her father was an alcoholic and would get really drunk and then attack her mom and her and one night when she was 15 The dad was threatening to kill them with a gun and they were in a room holding the door closed And he started shooting into the room through the door and so Charlize's mom grabbed a gun and shot her dad dad Pretty true, but that's something shot her dad dead. Pretty traumatic. Okay, well that's something.

Yeah, that is traumatic. It's pretty traumatic. For whatever reason, they never say this on the show. And I feel like there'd be a lot of people who are, especially like the daddies or whatever they're called, the people who watch Call Her Daddy, they'd be like, what are they talking about? You know, a 50 year old actor that

younger people probably don't know all the backstory of show he's there on, right? That's pretty crazy. And of course, after they bring that up, we got to get into therapy talk. That is what everybody wants to talk about is going to see a therapist. I have gotten into therapy and it's changed my life too. And so I'm always such an advocate for it, but I know that everyone has to go at their own pace. Okay, so this just begins the therapy talk and we're gonna get into a lot of that back and forth.

It makes every show way more boring than it should be. Who just texted me that Charlie's mother killed her father? Did I just say that? Yes. Okay, good. Glad about it. Glad about top of it. By the way, Chris, she talks about growing up

in South Africa and Adam alluded to the fact that there's some issues there, but actually doesn't sound too bad to me. This was just, I think I grew up in a culture where men were men and real man drinks. Nice. You want to go? That sounds fun.

I suddenly do. Sounds like a cool place. All right, so Charlize's mother never went to therapy. In fact, she sent Charlize to school the next day after killing her dad. It was just like, all right, we're just living our lives. Just keep going. That kind of thing. And so this is an interesting question that Alex asks about communicating with someone who hasn't gone through therapy when you've gone through therapy. And there's a word used here that I actually like a lot. As you've evolved and continued to peel layers back of like how your childhood impacted you

as an adult. I think I've even dealt with this with friends where it's like, as you become more therapy, you look at your relationship obviously with your parents differently. And it sounds like you have such a beautiful relationship with your mother but like how have you navigated being someone in therapy and dealing with that trauma whereas you have then someone in your family that's not because I feel like there's probably a lot of people listening they're like wait so how do you handle

those moments where like no mom remember and she's like shh let's go out to the garden honey. Therapized. Makes me hungry. This reminds me of a lot of the conversations you see with Howard Stern and his guests where he's therapized. And so he's trying to explain to Gene Simmons that he should be bummed out about life.

And Gene Simmons was like, I don't know what you're talking about, Howard. Things are actually pretty fucking great over here. But she's doing it like how you explain make learning as fun to a kid like it's really really stupid Yeah And so and I agree with this sentiment that like the people who go to therapy for too long Can't communicate like normal human beings anymore. It's very difficult to have interpersonal communications

And it's like how do you communicate with your mom who hasn't been taught all this mumbo jumbo and all this bullshit? And so I thought that was an interesting thought process that she had. She obviously has been to therapy, if that's the way she's thinking. So, Shirley's now wants to turn the table to talk about Alex Cooper's trauma. Alex Cooper recently had a documentary come out. And she's also really kind of dished on the troubles that she had growing up. But yeah, it's interesting not to like, I don't

want to put you on the spot, but that's what I loved about hearing about your story. Yeah. It's just so rare to talk to somebody on in this kind of environment. I've never had that where your story really moved me and I was actually excited to sit down with you because sometimes I feel like, you know, you feel so kind of alone and sharing a story like that. Yours is obviously different, but to have trauma at that young age. Okay. So if you're not familiar with what they're referring to here. Alex Cooper recently revealed that when she was playing soccer at Boston College.

That's the trauma. That the coach would ask her about her sex life and stuff. And then didn't play her a lot when she was a senior. Her senior year. And this was very traumatic for Alex Cooper. Now, seems inconsequential compared to your mom having to shoot your dad who's attacking you. And if I was Alex and she goes,

well, you also went through some shit too. I'd be like, oh, okay, no, no, no, I did not. Definitely not, not compared to what you're doing. But oh, no, they're same-sies. Oh, no, check this out. You're right, our stories are so different. And yet- Yeah, it's so similar. So similar.

And there's so much pain and there's so much hiding who you really are. This is insane. And so much murder, but mostly on you and your mom. Alex even went to, for this documentary she shot, and this is the reason why this happened, she went back to her old university and went to the soccer field where she once played and broke down in tears

She was sobbing uncontrollably just going back to that place and remembering all these awful things that happened where she didn't get as much Playing time as she wanted to and the coach seemed like he was hitting on her a little bit Alex I'm sorry. I wasn't recording. Can you sob again? No problem I'm sorry I wasn't recording. Can you sob again? We actually need to get a different angle. I'm sorry. We should have the camera set up. That's my fault. Yeah, let me know which eye you want more from. One thing I want you to also keep in mind is that it's not often that this actress comes across an interviewer that she actually gives a shit about that she knows is popular

among the exact audience that she is trying to stay relevant with. So she actually, which she probably doesn't need to do very often, did research. She listened to some episodes. She knows who she's talking to and she says, I have to get this person to like me and think I'm cool. And there's a good chance because she's a mom now and she knows even your kids don't think you're cool.

Your kids friends don't think you're cool. I need this cool girl to like me." How effortlessly, how easy it was for her to just be like, you know, we're like the same. And she's like, we are. Yeah, we are. And then she keeps reminding her, you know, you and me. She's like, I just love you. I don't know why. You're so cool. Tell me again about how we're the same. Yeah. She didn't even have to lean forward. She's just, it's so, it's pretty impressive. That's a great observation because I was wondering about that too.

She definitely came in knowing the show, knowing Alex's background and stuff and ready to talk to her about it even though she's supposed to be the interviewee. And she mentions that her daughters are not impressed with her. Charlize does. Yeah. Because yeah, you're spot-on with that It's like they're a younger generation. They don't know what movies she makes and they don't watch those movies I don't care and so it's like oh, yeah, I need to get in with these the daddies over here It's like a thing where no matter who you are your kid will not think you're cool

Even you know it has to be that thing that they find on their own separately. That's the nature of it Unless your dad is Aaron M. Holt, obviously. Well, then they just know you're like Indiana Jones. Right. Pretty sweet. So the question comes up, because as we've alluded to, Charlize is a single mother. She's not in a relationship.

She's adopted two children. And so this question comes up. How have you kind of found a way to appreciate each other even more and connect on a deeper level becoming a mother and her watching you be a single mother also? Yeah, that's such a good question. That's a terrible question. I don't know what she asked. She was I don't know what she's asking any time. I know these questions are she asked. She I don't know what she's asking anytime

I know these questions are all just like convoluted nothing. Yeah, it could be simple. Just nothingness How does it go with your mom now that because she was a single mom, but now you're a single mom But you didn't murder anyone, but you still you know, you're a single mom and so you guys must like have that in common or This this is what skinny Chad did he really would just kind of talk about a topic he likes And then stop talking about it and hope I would just talk about the same thing and she gets it and doesn't ever make her Feel bad about it right. She's just like oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah runs in yep No, she goes on to explain how great it is being a single mother, and she wouldn't want to have it any other way

I love that. I don't have to share them with somebody. I love that I don't have to run every fucking thing by a guy. I love that I don't have to, well, oh my God, I like, I fucking love that I don't have to do any of that stuff. And my children, you know, we joke, listen, I think you can tell,

like this is how I raise my kids, like, right? We don't hide this shit. They're like, oh my you can tell, like, this is how I raise my kids, like, right? We don't hide this shit. They're like, they're like, oh my God, Mom, I can't go to Sarah's house because, like, her father and I was like, oh my God, aren't you guys so happy we don't have to deal with that? Like, oh my God, Mom. They love not having a big dumb guy around telling them what to do. Tell me what should he do with that thing.

What I really love is being independently wealthy and having access to Resources and anything I want not needing anyone that sounds wonderful to anybody. It's not unique to you She goes on to talk about how she doesn't want to have a guy Living with her because they just to share her closet I can only imagine the size of her closet let alone closets that she must have in her house She's worth 180 million dollars or something like that It's amazing that

She loves making all the decisions and God forbid there'd be you know another parent there who had a say in things that would Screw everything up having no dad is awesome for the kids. It's way better and everything up. Having no dad is awesome for the kids. It's way better. And so Shirley goes off on this on this tangent. And like you guys have been saying, these are not questions being asked. These are just, I don't know, random, not even conversation starters, just statements being thrown out. So I didn't surprise you when this happened. Be I don't even know if I'm answering your question. I'm so

sorry. Yeah, yeah. You're not but there wasn't a question. So it's't surprise you when this happened. I don't even know if I'm answering your question. I'm so sorry. Yeah. Yeah. You're not, but there wasn't a question, so it's not on you. It hasn't been a question in 20 minutes at this point. All right, then, as I mentioned, Charlize is 50 years old now. And of course, the question of sex has to come up on Call Her Daddy. It's a show about sex.

So we learn about that. I'm having the kind of sex I never had in my 20s or in my 30s. Love. Yes. And so that part has been really exciting. I was watching a clip. Adam Carolla was talking about this thing on The View where they were talking about like like sex over 40 is better than Any other time in your life and I was just like are you fucking nuts? What sex is like in your 20s? Are you kidding me right now? And just the idea that she's just like oh my gosh. It's it's just never been better. You're a 50 year old woman

There's it's just not buying it I think there's a biological thing where women come into their sexual peak later than... That is true. I think there is some science behind that. That is true. And also has to do with how you're feeling about yourself in your life if she feels now finally empowered to do what she wants. I'm sure now that she's free without other people's opinions to just fulfill her vision,

she's going to make smart and wise sexual choices in her partners, right? Is that what happens here? Oh, actually, not quite. Oh my god, so I just wanna say this in perspective. I've probably had three one-night stands in my entire life. Okay. But I did just recently fuck a 26-year-old and it was really fucking amazing.

Fuck, yes. Yes, and I've never done that. And I was like, oh, this is great. OK, let me just say that 26 year old is the luckiest fucking man walking on this goddamn planet. He's walking different today. I would think the 26

year old who had Charlize when she was 19 is a luckier guy than the 26 year old when she was 50. But I'm sure they're both happy. That's fine. Everybody wins here. She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure they're both happy. That's fine. Everybody wins here Yeah, there's no attractive woman. I'm not knocking her by any means is uh, she's a knockout She's points out that that I know what everyone's gonna say cuz it's

Very obvious if this were two men talking on a podcast right now. This would be unacceptable You're not allowed to do that and that is true and it is hypocritical. The problem is that men have been doing it for the last hundred years and it's just now become a thing that you're not supposed to brag about. They're not supposed to be doing it either. They're supposed to be showing some kind of leadership and pointing out power imbalances between the Oscar-nominated movie star and the 26 year old fitness instructor, but they'll get a pass due to years of it being the other way, but only one.

After that you gotta tighten up. And I'm fine with it. I'm assuming, I don't know. I don't really care, but it's weird to define someone as just their age. I don't know, does that really tell you a lot about, oh you're 26 year old fuck, high five. This is what I'm talking about. That, that's the part. That's supposed to be you're not supposed to

Discourage that kind of thing yeah, it's it's odd to me So she always moved to Hollywood when she was 19 she didn't know anyone and she just flew out there from New York they left South Africa and Amazingly enough a 19 year old blonde supermodel was able to make it against all odds Can you believe that she was able to find work? She's like how did you find work? It's like she was a dancer She was a bottle. How would you not fight standing in line Starbucks? I got a job Right pretty much is what happens here, but then she tells this horrible story about when she was

auditioning for roles and this one director had her come to his house on a Saturday night to audition and She thought it was weird, but she doesn't know any better She's not from Hollywood or whatever and I guess this guy made a move or a pass at her or something like that. And she's never devolved to this person was even though he's very famous. He got a little nervous for a while there. I've never said his name because honestly, I don't want the story to be about him. You know, honestly, it's not because I'm protecting him or anything, but he got nervous for a little bit. Why? Because he heard me tell the story and he knew it was about him. And he wrote me a pretend letter trying to explain his behavior and how I must have misunderstood

it. Which is classic, isn't it? It's so classic. No, Charlize. Yeah. He wrote you a letter? Yeah, because I think he panicked, started panicking. Of course. He was like waiting for me and I just realized like I won't even fucking say your name because you know

You're the scumbag like, you know, it's you and if anybody ever asked me about him I would be completely honest and he knows that and I kind of like that. He's got to be on a hot seat He doesn't know when it's gonna come. I kind of like that a little more God it's kind of messed up. I don't I don't hate it. Yeah, I got no problem with that But it's kind of just like no no I want to kind of psychologically torture this guy for a while longer Okay, okay. Yeah, that's that's interesting. I don't think he wrote a letter that part sounded Yeah, I don't know what that means He's worried about his career

He doesn't give a shit about this he cares about his career And he wrote something trying to save face because somebody told him and it showed in the letter like oh you're just Worried about the receipts of your next movie, so she'd rather punish him like this then Have it maybe the story come out and find out it wasn't even what she said it was who knows what it is right? I don't know. Yeah, we don't know who it was. We don't know what it was. But you'll never believe what happens next. Alex Cooper makes it about her. I'm so sorry because like I opened up in my documentary about this person in a position of power that abused their power and sexually harassed me and all

the things and Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your soccer coach that 99 players who played under the soccer coach all came out and said she's great. She was an awesome coach. We don't know where Alex is getting this from. And but she she immediately has to make that about Oh, I've also had similar experiences. Yeah, yeah. Okay. We know. Producer was like, like Alex can you think of any time in your life at all we've ever felt the slightest bit of uncomfortability yep and she's like I don't know did you play sports maybe in

a locker room wait I played soccer I I am telling you this is parallel to the Paris Hilton doc that I covered with Casey Armstrong years ago but Paris Hilton also was like making a documentary about how cool she is and how she DJs in front of like thousands of people and she dumps guys and she live in this amazing lifestyle but it wasn't always like that I think so what Paris we gotta find something here this can't just what do you mean this is perfect this can't just, what do you mean? This is perfect. This can't just be celebrating how cool you are

the entire time. So then she came up with this whole scenario. The nuns. Of being sent out to the boarding school and decided that was like a torturous prison she was in, even though she escaped it multiple times. Never stopped partying. I just, I don't know.

I could be wrong, Maybe all of this is real and I'm being a dick. Here's what I think you're responding to. I think we all are. Hear me out. This would all make sense if Alex was talking about a story that somehow resonated with a lot of people and that we connected with and we just immediately almost like Charlize's. If we're like, oh shit, that's, you just, just you have sympathy for it but she's here to promote something so she has to coddle this thing that Alex brought to her and relate to her like an actor would in that way and be like we're the same we're just gonna say for

the sake of progress we're the same because if her thing was something we all related to it would be, and confronting it and going home would be something more than like we need a plot for our movie. Like it really belittles all the people who are trying to do those things for real, and she's playing her. I think she's just selling her thing very successfully, getting her to like her, telling her the same,

that they're the same, and it makes her seem insincere to be blowing up this stuff to the same kind of proportion as my mom shot my dad. I'm sorry you didn't play first volleyball the first year, but her mom shot her dad. And by the way, she chose to not say it. She's choosing consistently, and I don't want to name the director either.

Alex can't stop naming names, showing pictures, explaining the whole situation, going back to the school. She even talked about it specifically in this conversation. And Charlotte's like, that's cool, man. I'm not going to even say who it is. I like mine better. Alex outed this person's name even though she's retired. She's not even the soccer coach there anymore. She's trying to save future generations. It's just like, what's the point of this? Nothing to lose. This director has something to lose.

You're right. All right. At this point, Alex, because we're getting so much into the trauma and all these experiences, tells the story about this live show she did, where she's talking about her trauma and she looks out into the crowd and sees the faces on these women

who are responding to this. I'm looking at the audience and there's like a couple hundred people in this audience and I'm looking at all these women's faces and multiple women have just like that look where I almost wanted to pause and be like, I see you. How many women in this room? How many? And I'm not kidding you Charlize, I literally think almost every fucking ham would have gone up and it breaks my heart

Because I'm like, holy shit. I Love this made-up scenario that breaks her heart I almost wanted to stop and get a show of hands and I promise you I think what happened is I want to see a lot Of hands and that would have been very upsetting to me. None of this happened So I'm gonna try and cry That was a weird one right there Yeah, she's good. You know what Adam you picked up on something here that I didn't Charlie's done an amazing job of making Alex very comfortable

She thinks she's talking to an old friend and She has no problem embarrassing herself When you're a parent I promise if her kid was like that's Emily you got to be nice to her she's like got it and then she doesn't even question it. My daughters think this person's cool I'm on it let's do it. Well as I mentioned in the beginning Alex brings up therapy right away you got to go to therapy that's how you get fixed for these things and I'm glad that she's obviously gotten over this issue she had

with not being a starter on the women's college soccer team. What that person broken me and I had to find a way back and it's still fucking hurts and I still feel uncomfortable and I still cry about it. I'm not there's no closure, but there's a little bit of a semblance of healing is there now that's Psychiatry Why are you going to therapy for still crying about it? That's insane to me and I get it. She feels like she was being I'm not assaulted but whatever whatever whatever she thinks was happening with the soccer coach who never touched her and just

didn't play her as much as she wanted to get played, but asked her about if she had got hooked up the night before and asked her about her boyfriends and stuff like that, this was very traumatizing for her. And it's funny that she's still crying about it. Like I said, she broke down and cried when she saw the soccer field. But wouldn't you think you then have a career where you make hundreds of millions of dollars. She's a correspondent for NBC during the Olympics.

She's completely mainstream. She's done everything you could possibly do after starting a silly podcast about sex. And she's still upset about this? I can think of so many things that now that I'm here in my life where I'm at, where I'm very happy about, I don't give a fuck about any of this shit that happened like, alright cool. I'm past that when we've gotten here now, yay! And I don't go to therapy. Maybe I'm doing it wrong. I

guess that's possible. But again, Cherie Lee does a great job of relating to her and making her feel heard. There's also the complication of, I feel when I watch your documentary how much you love playing soccer. Someone's taking something away from you that you love so much. Go to a different school. You know, like the way that my mom took my father away. You know, maybe you love the sport that much.

So I can kind of relate to you a little bit. What's annoying about this is that go to a different school. If you don't like the coach And you really like playing soccer transfer don't have to go to Boston It's not that simple when you're a kid and there's parents and Matt I keep I keep Pretending it's something real or just assuming it was real And you can't just tell your parents get a new job. We're gonna move to another school district. It's not a thing That's like those is college

She's not a thing that's like... No, no, no. This is college. Oh shit. She's not from Boston. She went to college at Boston, played soccer, and then hated the coach and didn't get playing time, and now acts like she would have been on the women's national team. Well, you could have gone to any other Division I school and played soccer. Oh, is this like John whose only regret was not playing professional football? Is that what's going on here? Correct. I think it's something like that. And I still cry about it. Alright. Alex, it might be dumb. She says something really stupid and even Shelly's has to laugh at her ear. Something I think a lot of people obviously respect you for is the way that you have transformed yourself for so many roles. Like, you've gone bald, you've gained 50 pounds. Like, you've gone bald sounds like. I was like, that was a shaved head, bitch.

Like, we don't have to go that far. I'm like, you've gone bald. You know what I mean? Well, you were bald. I hope Jada Pinkett Smith isn't watching this. That's very offensive. I love when people get caught in that fake laugh too long I hope Jada Pinkett Smith isn't watching this. That's very offensive. I Love when when people get caught in that fake laugh too long and they end up just going like

You've gone bald Not what that is how that works so then we get into dating app talk and Charlize explains why the dating apps suck and give some pointers. I know we have a mostly male audience on WATP so we want to get a pen out for this one. Yeah I need to do that more often honestly because the apps are just horrible. It's hard. No it's not hard it's a fucking it's a clown show. I'm sorry guys but please like no no hard. No, it's not hard. It's a fucking, it's a clown show.

I'm sorry guys, but please like, no, no. Like I like honestly not because I want to date you, but because I want to help you. No burning man photos, no photos of you with other women. Like I don't care. I don't want to know that you have girlfriends and I don't want you shooting a fucking selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket. I don't care, I don't want to know that you have girlfriends, and I don't want you shooting a fucking selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket. I don't. I'm sorry. I don't want to see you looking at yourself in a mirror that way.

It makes my vagina close. What is she talking about? She paid a comic for that little chunk right there. She paid someone for that little relatable bit. She paid a younger comic she saw. I promise you. That's what she said. I did 26 year old.

She's on a dating app. She's talking about the dating apps. And I thought the same thing. I'm like, this doesn't make any sense. Why would she be on a dating app? You know, what are we looking at here? Well then she explains it. And I actually, I gotta give her some credit on this one.

I think this is kind of fun. I was like drunk enough to have a girlfriend be like, let's just fucking do it. I was like, yeah, let's do it. And that's how I ended up on this fucking app. Listen, I could take myself off the app, but I make secretly fucking enjoying the joke. It's great. So she does this thing where she goes on the app from time to time and clowns dorks. And I kind of appreciate that. I think I'm

gonna hang out with her we're going through these profiles and laughing at jerks. There's a podcast there. I was just gonna say that sounds like a fun podcast. It really does. I kind of like it. Now there's probably privacy issues and things with the apps that would make that a problem There's ways around that you can probably lock out the face and figure it out. Yeah, that is oh yeah We just have AI recreate it for us. That's a good idea Anyway, I thought that was kind of funny She's like I got drunk one time my girlfriend told me let's get out of that app and I did just laughing at these guys

Some average dork out there is like oh surely Years ago when I was on bumble I remember seeing her profile and thinking nah not today Just laughing at these guys. Some average dork out there is like, oh, Charlize Theron. Years ago when I was on Bumble, I remember seeing her profile and thinking, nah, not today, not today. When she sent you back a laughing emoji, you're like, oh, she likes my work. She thinks I'm a pretty funny comedic actor.

All my pictures of her were me from Burning Man with my hand in my pants and a closet going like that. So I don't think she was into it. She's talking about you, Adam. Do you get to the part where she talks about going a couple's therapy? Which one talks about oh? Charlie Charlie's I didn't point it close from that okay Do you mind if I just reference this for a second because I really I got no problem with therapy

It's this you're not going to convince me that saying whatever is on your mind or going through your own story out loud Is you know in a place you feel comfortable is bad for things Sure, however, there's a million bad therapists and there's a million people that just want your money There's a million people that give you bad advice Lots of people use this as a crutch to be like you can't criticize me because I go to therapy I don't learn anything. They take my money. They listen to me and I leave so now I'm infallible and take my money, they listen to me, and I leave, so now I'm infallible. And I really had no problem with any of the advice Charlize was giving this whole time, except there's one moment when she talks about couples therapy, and she goes, yeah, that

therapist told me that I was completely right, and that my partner was a narcissist, and I needed to get out of there. And you're just like, really? There's not a therapist, I mean, you can find one and pay them to say that, but that is the opposite of anything you would ever be told to do in couples therapy, it's not how that works. See, I don't think it was couples therapy, but what she said was, she went to therapy

because of a relationship she was in that wasn't going well. And so she goes to the therapist, they're like, I need you to fix me, and the therapist goes, you're not the problem, but you're awesome. Take that fucking asshole out of here, and the therapist goes you're not the problem, but you're awesome That's a weird thing to have happen now if the whole universe was telling you you got to go to this one person to Solve your problems, and they told you that wouldn't you be like therapy is fucking awesome

And then next time someone comes in with a problem when you be like oh, I know what you got to do You got to go to therapy That's how psychics become popular in the neighborhood because they tell people what they want to hear That's not therapy Affirmations if you walk into your high five of your therapist before the All right, I just have a couple more clips on here because I thought this was odd All right, I just have a couple more clips out here because I thought this was odd Here's a typical question you would get on call her daddy and the response is

Weird okay. How do we feel about sex on the first date? Well, so I like what are you concerned? What do you consider a date? No, no like two people agree out of time to get together and have something out That's what she thinks a date is How seven for you it's like that a first date what do you mean date it's like Bill Quentin depends on what is means what and Then this is Alex's This this is where she excels. This should be the best part of the show

when she starts talking about sex. This is what she's been doing on her show for many years now. And so you'd think that she'd have the perfect question for Charlize Theron who is being very open and honest about everything in her sex life and everything that's going on. And so perfect opportunity to take advantage of that and make some headlines.

Do you have any sex tip for the girls? Sex tip? Like what does that mean? Like what does that mean? Like how to have good sex? How to what? Have an organ? Anything. Anything that like you think of girls could just like You're hot. You're having good sex. Okay Holy shit, she fumbled that question so bad. Do you have any sex tips? What does that mean? Like how to have better sex, how to get the right guy, like what when to have sex, where to have sex, like Butt stuff, what are we talking about here? That was not in the pre-interview. No

I know she was just like I don't know just tell meinterview no Be good for a sound bite, please cuz you're very she gets a script and it says like your character walks through the doorway I so what is that? What would I what would I walk what are you even saying like is there? What are we doing here? I'll do it So that was Call Her Daddy with Charlize Theron. We have a lot coming up Rob solid as a show from work for some reason We have an update on the Brendan Schaub lull suit with that CBD company got an update on two bears one cave and what Bert is gonna be up to this summer We have Opie Radio.

Opie was having some tech issues. He's going to talk about that. He also introduces to a brand new friend from this morning's stream that I want to get into. We have a game of two minutes with Tom, hosted by Cardiff Electric. There's regular cold, and then there's the mountains are blue cold.

Mountain cold refreshment. Coors light. The chill choice. Celebrate responsibly, must be legal drinking age. This episode is brought to you by Adidas. When the frustration grows and the doubts start to creep in, we all need someone who has our back. To tell us we'll be okay.

To remind us of our ability to believe Because their belief in us transfers to self-belief and reminds us of all that we're capable of We all need someone to make us believe Hashtag you got this My buddy adam likes to check in on rob sall from time to time And just leave a couple comments. I guess there's not a lot of people in the chat room So rob notices everything that comes in when you do this There's people in there and I must say everyone in there. It's it's outside of this one right here

It is the best chat in the devil verse. They know what's going on I don't really have to do anything they take over once I just say hello that they know exactly what to do and it always ends up right in the same place granted I have my own issues with insomnia that are on me as to why I'm watching the show, but this worked out really well. I was really happy with it. Okay. Do you want to set up this first clip or what's going on with Rob on the show?

Well, it was interesting because he just shows up randomly and he's at work, which is, I believe, a bar in Atlantic City where he is a bar back or a server. And he's in the back office or the kitchen he's got a nasty Neil zooming in and they're just kind of setting things up for a really long time and I'm engaged I'm in there I'm here for the entertainment the chat starts to turn because there's no show happening people start saying boring boring I'm gonna start tuning into these other shows so I decided to just join the chorus and I sent in one chat that said

make with the show fellas here listen I I come on because you know I have nothing better to do I actually have stuff to do but I'm coming on for you I didn't know that you guys are all here demanding for Entertainment but this is this is it This is it. Oh No, it's not a good answer Nope, I didn't realize you guys thought that when I went live on my stream that there'd be something to watch You'd actually be interested in This was your idea Rob. Yeah, you invited us here. Yeah now like what the fuck do you want snacks or now?

You want something to drink Jesus? Before this you didn't text him and say please go live on your stream Do it for all the solidators out there come on pass through in a kitchen Yeah, this is I'm very interested in your take on this Chris We're gonna see that he gets called off and has to do some work from time to time Oh, I'm very confused about what his job is at this place fascinating Yeah, it's very odd to me And then I have a question for you and about I don't want to watch Rob's show nasty

Neil has become like a permanent co-host or he just hops out from time to time he hops on I mean, it's all random I don't know if there's a show schedule or a set co-host But anytime I look in nasty Neil is there and he's doing a pretty good job. He he really is Just riding that line in a very entertaining way It's interesting how some of these guys like they pop up in the dabble verse and I think nasty Neil was first with stuttering John maybe But we saw him pop up on a few different shows and they just kind of settles him. All right

I'm I think what you just said is gonna tear he's that's gonna piss off Rob more than anything else if you do not give Rob credit for discovering nasty. He's gonna be really upset It's something like that And I think then he jumped on the Johns and then he got of course John felt he betrayed him and now he came back Something like that, but nasty Neil is one of the rare people with just he's doing his own thing He does this film review thing. He's making movies. He's interested in horror. That's his whole world He doesn't need to be here necessarily so because of that it gives him a little edge in the conversation So you're saying that he nasty Neil's a little bit higher than Clearwater Chad if we're if we're ranking I would

Yes, I would say he is a little higher up on the Evolutionary chart okay, cuz clear water Chad's a guy. I can't figure out. He's on everybody's show everyone seems to love Yeah, Kevin Brennan has not all the time El Haribla was having a mon of the regular Segment for a while. I loved what El Haribla was doing that was funny his his little wrap-up was very funny what he's doing on KB's is like indentured servitude. It's not great. He's not with you a lot too cuz Chad's out of ideas Clear waters agreeable he's he's like he is a kind of good co-host. He's a good second banana He's very just you know up for whatever you want to say and all his impressions sound like the same person Like Gary the Conqueror was a good co-host he's a good second banana He's very just you know up for whatever you want to say and all his impressions sound like the same person Like Gary the Conqueror was a good co-host

Or even more Wendy would be Yes, yes But I hear what you're saying all right where we going next here Well, I said make with the show fellas and a minute and a half later, where do you think this ends up? Without some dabble verse real dolls Who do you think would be the number one seller of a dabble verse real doll Who do you think would be the number one seller of a dabble verse real doll? Dabble verse real doll? Who?

Lucy Typebox would be my guess but I could be wrong about that. Well before you answer Cardiff, now it's time for everybody's favorite game show. Now is there anyone, and I ask you, is there anyone who thinks about yours and my penises more than Rob Saul He brings it up every fucking time here in the chat room He always goes right to that we're sword fighting and touching dicks together. What what is this? What's going on? Here's what I'll I think it is because there's definitely a pattern and the pattern is we get closer and closer Every time this comes up and what's unique about this and I'm not gonna force us to listen to

The you know endless rant over and over again where he says this but now it has come to You and I are in a very serious gay relationship and now we're fucking a Rob Saul doll that looks like him He added that to this fantasy Quick it like you already covered that part. fantasy Well that's where we're at. What if the Robb saw Donald look like him? Like you already covered that part. Well that would be, yeah. It would look like him. So, what are we doing here buddy? Surprise, it's really me.

This isn't a doll at all. It's bleeding all over my face. I fooled ya. I didn't say stop. It's like the worst weekend at Bernie's ever. It is? By the way, I'm realizing this right now. the worst weekend at Bernie's ever By the way, I'm realizing this right now And maybe this has already been said and everyone's already thought about this, but there's a correlation between IQ and Going right to you guys are gay

Aaron Imel does this quad father does this Rob Saul does this? Some if someone says something they don't like or you enter into the chat and you say something they don't like oh You're having gay sex with another guy There's also a third type of person who does this a lot and that would be a repressed homosexual That's a good point Because he just drags it there every time Can't say that like well It's because it you know it hurts us so bad and we react so negatively to it like we can't get enough of it.

Yeah that's true there's two different ways to call someone gay there's the way that I just did oh you're gay. And then there's the you probably pull your dick out it's probably like all really fucking hard and ready to go and then Carl comes in he's like give me that cock and he's shoving it whoa whoa what what is this fantasy that we're living through right now? Stuttering John and I we're from the same place like I know what he's talking about we said that word all the time I honestly when I was nine I didn't know it meant that I really thought it meant lame which is why people were offended by it and then once you learn you move on but that's what it was so to make that correlation between what you Just said was like I wouldn't have even known

There that's all it is to them. We used to play a game Called smear the queer you play that growing up That was a game where it was just like there was a ball. I've read the ball you're gonna tackle them Yeah, there was nothing gay about it at all It was just an excuse to like beat the shit of your buddies Yeah, in spite of it being a giant pile of dudes there was nothing gay nothing gay about it at all but we called it smear the queer and I don't know why I said that what's that? I blocked that out that was later on there would be sword fighting

But a whole different game that we were playing later on. It's because I was watching Star Wars that day, I got all excited. It was the medieval times! Where are we going next? Well this is very exciting. After they debate over who they'd like to fuck most in the Dabbleverse in terms of a real doll, and they really get into it in you know in order to hurt us I get nasty Neil does a really great job of Filling these gaps and he asks Rob. Are you surprised that John hasn't come back yet? That's a good question

Hmm, you know, I did it. I thought that he would end up coming back eventually there every time I talk to me says he's happy Yeah, you know being out of the dabble birth. I mean, he's actually getting TV gigs and, uh... Yeah, yeah. It is very time consuming, you know, doing this every day, too. He's getting TV gigs? That's what he's telling Rob Saul, breaking news. He's gonna be back. He calls that a gig.

So he goes on local news, AM local news, to promote his stand-up show show and he calls that a TV gig that's what he meant that's what he was referring to okay most comics most real most real comics actually complain about having to do press they hope they sell out the show well in advance they don't have to go on the radio and TV stations and promote the show that they're doing and John's calling it a gig He's getting TV gigs TV gigs. That's hilarious. Don't pay anything that doesn't pay anything it pays zero That's just to promote your show your people to come out to the comedy club. We could call it like an internship You think you'd be cool with that?

It's like a day an intern for the day over at No, no credits will be given out after this internship. No, it doesn't get listed on your IMDB. Now for some reason right here, Rob does this a bunch of times. He just leaves without any warning. And I know everyone's going to say it's because of a drug habit and I know you're going to start pointing out how twitchy and fidgety and just drooly he is when he comes back, but we're not going to do that because the man's's at work he's doing both of his jobs right now

and that would be a wild accusation yes correct and again this is brilliant because Rob knows well I don't have any talent how do I make more money I'll just do two jobs at once I was working both things that I do at the same time yeah guru one it's a little hard because there's a lot of background noise at the moment. Let's just listen in on Rob. Maybe we can eavesdrop. I just had to make a couple drinks. But anyway, as far as going to the devil works is I I did interviews

But then I ended up working with like a lot of people from Howard Stern Ended up working with Bob Levy a lot and ended up doing Levy land and then Wow, was he making a drink right there heard someone yelling at him and yeah Sounded like maybe ice was being poured or something. What kind of job is this Chris? What's he doing? I think he deals drugs to a restaurant That makes see that Mm-hmm tied it all up in a nice little bow there. That's They put a rail out for like our route. Thanks, man. Thanks for bringing this to here

You'd have a little did you see his pupils the look in his eyes when he came back. He was like Yelled after doing both the rails Boss was watching so he immediately I lost the thing He's his boss is yelling at him and he and now watching so he immediately goes into listing his credits for no reason He starts saying well I started with Howard Stern and then Bob Levy and just naming everyone he could cuz they were Watching or listening he was impressing whoever was there Oh, you're right that I didn't pick up on that that came out of nowhere. It did mm-hmm

Oh, they were watching him yeah, and Howard Stern show and like you could imagine who that might be it Bob Levy Yeah, fuck are you doing back there? Yeah, why I'm crouched behind a cooler my phone. Yes Yeah, I know this looks like a really shitty thing. I'm doing but it's actually a part of comedy legend All right. This this next clip you were impressed with nasty Neil on this one. This is the best segue You think the goddamn dog dedication was a good segue. I love I love how how he this. Listen to this. Mitt Diggity thinks that Annenbush suffered some abuse. Was he like a child actor, Annenbush? I think so. Yeah, I think that's why he's always him and coral was trying to like dig into my childhood and we're out so talks about some honking child, you know, I Told a funny story that annoyed me when I was a kid and I

Rob so we got deep into his psyche Which they had nothing to do with it Anyway, even if it was them that you weren't deep into my psyche and then nobody from W ATP was even in the chat Wow KB's I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know,

I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know,

I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was like, you know, I was told by a small penis story they're the ones who got it out of me and it feels all uncomfortable like so Kevin Brennan's over here at IMDB I don't know if you see that To quote Rob and what you just said no, we don't think we're deep into you Rob. We don't we don't take credit for your story

Your story of how your mother groomed your brother and you in the bathroom way past the age of it being appropriate Is not ours to claim That's yours. We asked how you doing and maybe the chat followed up some more and this is what you offered Also in a moment of silence when there's just kind of nothing going on. It's cool and casual just be like Yeah, wonder if Adam Bush ever got abused With Martha Quinn Martha do you think Adams been abused you think was one of his co-workers or something in his family? Who knows coming up at 11? Jesus Neil like that's you that's not me. I'm not bringing this stuff up. You guys can't stop talking about yes Also, I do want to point out to Rob,

he acts like, oh, WATP thinks that they're manipulating me. You offer all this information, and then we play it in front of a room full of people who all laugh at you. With context. Yes, that's what happened. That's what we're talking about. One more clip on here.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, which one is this last one? I think it's, oh, this made is this last one? I think it's, oh this made me happy, yeah I got it. And actually you said it if you don't mind. So this is where they're reading a chat from Clay. Yes. And Clay makes a suggestion of a new show, a new Demover show that would be with Abariza,

Rob Saul, and Adam Busch. Do you imagine that show? Starbath. What's this Adam Busch? We couldn't do a live play. Ava is me cosplaying as Lydia Dietz. We would definitely record. That's true.

A lot of times I do think that that Ava is It's Adam Does Adam Bush have like shitty tattoos like that either Do you have any tattoos Rob You know honestly, I'd love to find someone to find one. Polarizing, I think probably every single character in the D dabble verse is polarizing. None more polarizing than me. This idiot Rob still thinks he's a villain. He's got his name as reigning duke or whatever it is.

He's like, no one's more polarizing than me. Polarizing means there's some people think this way some people like that way that's the two Polars. He's just the South Pole. He's just the pets. It's not polarizing. It's very different. Yes everyone agrees on Rob actually. Yes. And you can see how he came from the Stuttering John school of broadcasting. Like everything John did to him that we used to yell and say you can't just abandon your co-host and make him just Cover for you like it's interesting Neil actually has that sense of a show like it bothers him

He feels the need to keep this thing going in a way that Rob is not even concerned with and he feels Like we're pressing on him when we even ask for a show. Yeah, it's amazing that Rob saw it's been a little while So we forget but he was hoping that when John left the Devilverse that he would take over the place of reading insults two dollars at a time, and that would be his living someday. And Rob saw such a pathetic loser that people don't even want to insult him two dollars at a time. It's not even worth it to them.

They want to insult John. They don't want to insult Rob. So Rob was trying for the worst possible position, a paid position in the devil verse. And failed. And couldn't even achieve that. Do you remember how having a cell phone used to be a status symbol?

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Phone, the Razor, something like that. Sweet. People were like, look at me, I'm from the future. I think that's how Rob treats having a show. He's like, I've got a show. That's, you know it. Doesn't matter that anybody with how Rob treats having a show. He's like I've got a show That's you know that anybody with a phone could have a show, but I have a show yeah He's got that stupid AI green screen thing behind. It's like Saul show and like that

The guitars are warped into the walls and none of it looks real. It's just so stupid He's just like I'm being a show. It doesn't matter what I do. I have a child for a child for Either the money or the attention is so strong that he'll do it like a junkie from the back of a bathroom during work He's got to get that fix and it's very selfish. There's nothing to do with us and it's not a show All right, we have this is a show and we have coming up a little update on Brendan Schaub and some embarrassing videos that Brendan made to promote his CBD company.

We have an update on Two Bears, One Cave. What's gonna be happening to them this summer? We've got some Opie stuff to get to. Opie introduces us to a new friend, and it's quite unfortunate. We have a round of two minutes with Tom. We have hopefully review girls coming in so much to get to. Alright, you know, we don't have a stinger for Brendan Schaub,

do we? Um we probably should at this point. It would be helpful. Well, we talked about this not too long ago that Brendan Schaub was, he was first hired to be like a spokesperson, but then they gave him equity and he owned 10% of this CBD company and he was supposed to make 88 social media posts or something like that and he made zero. And so he did not fulfill his end of the contract there were some issues with the the owners the other owners as business partners one of the guys he convinced to send out emails to their entire email list to try to get them to say that his stand-up special was decent to fight the haters on there. But the big thing was,

Brendan took all this money and never fulfilled his end of the things, and then sold his 10% equity after it had already been purchased out. They'd already bought him out. And then he went around and sold that for another $100,000 when it wasn't his to sell. And so this is what this lawsuit is all about is this is fraud.

And it also brought the fact that he didn't show some of those earnings to the IRS, it's a whole thing. Well, podcast crits just dropped this today, just before the show started, where it turns out there might be some good news for Brendan's job, because it's possible that he will not be able to be found guilty of fraud. And I'll let Podcrust cringe tell us why. If Brendan never signed anything formally giving up his equity, then this isn't a cut and dry fraud case anymore. It's a dispute over who owned what and when, which means that 100K power in 2023 might still be shady. It might still be sketchy.

It might be peak Brendan Shaw being falsely confused, but it might not be illegal. And that changes everything because now Brendan can argue that he was confused, that he never actually walked away, that he always thought he still owned part of the company, even though he was no longer involved with the promotion side of things. Maybe he really had been misled, manipulated, strung along, just like he said in those panicked text messages. I was manipulated and not sure what the outcome is of the document I signed. That's the kind of quote that looks guilty when the paperwork solid and plausible deniability when it's not. And that's the problem here.

This entire case hinges on an agreement that so far Brady Bell hasn't produced. It's the missing piece. And whether Brendan signed it and Bell's holding it or Bell never got it signed in the first place, either way, it's the difference between fraud and a very dumb and very expensive misunderstanding. So apparently there's a missing document here where it shows that he did relinquish his 10% equity.

And there's messages about that he did that, and they have that evidence, They have the text messages. They have the emails and things like that. But that document where he signs away his shares does not exist or hasn't appeared yet. And so this could be a case where Brennan's just like, no, I thought I still owned it. I didn't say I didn't own it anymore.

Of course, I was able to sell it for $100,000. I pray to God that he asked Shin to hold that paper for him. And still owned it. I didn't say I didn't own it anymore. Of course. I was able to sell it for $100,000 I prayed to God that he asked chin to hold that paper for him and chin has it Hope I have a good day today Also chin second Mike got the shop show he's sitting next to over the Brian Cailin spot you're like what's going on he really likes shit all of a sudden I wonder You know that happened Love that so yeah, so this is There's more to this is a little more convoluted than that however

there is still a very good possibility that this document does exist and This guy is waiting to see how Brendan's legal team is going to fight this before it's dropped in discovery. But here's the thing, if that document does exist, and Brady Bell, for some unknown reason, is keeping it up his sleeve until Brendan files a defense, which honestly makes zero sense to me. But if he does have it, and the case moves forward into discovery, Brendan is beyond fucked.

Like that would be an absolute disaster for him. Don't forget there is so much at stake in discovery. Emails get subpoenaed, internal records come out, tax filings get cross referenced, Slack messages, Google Drive folders, every version of the affidavit, every panic text message about the KGB investor, all of it hits the record. And Brendan, the man whose entire strategy is blame the team, play dumb and podcast through it.

He definitely will not survive that. He doesn't want a trial. He wants this to go away quietly, cheaply, preferably in a back room next to a pizza oven with no reporters, no discovery, and no signed paperwork surfacing under oath. Because if the missing piece shows up, Brendan's not just a guy who fumbled a business deal. He's a guy who cashed out on something he didn't own, lied to cover it up and got caught right before the receipts hit the docket.

So I should give you a little context of why he made that reference to the pizza oven is because when we played these clips when we were over at Drew's show, while we were at Drew's studio on WTP, and we were playing these clips where it's like, this stuff leaked and he hadn't even been served yet. Well, later that day, a process server tried to serve it. Brendan wasn't home.

And so the process server left a message for the person at the house who answered. And Brendan got it back and says, all right, man, let's meet at this pizza place. Like not like the attorney's office, not like his studio or office. They met at a pizza place which tells me like Brendan is So longing for friendship and things to do while he's out in Austin He's like oh you want to serve me with a lawsuit you want to grab a slice. Yeah That's weird very weird when everyone the guy got Stuttering John served with a six pack of yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Yeah, some things are more important. Yeah So anyway, that's the latest with that we'll keep an eye on it. We'll let you know what's going on and

Adam you were looking at the fighter and the kid subreddit and Somebody put together a reel of all of these pure spectrum promos that Brendan was making back in 2019 I would imagine when he was supposed to be the spokesperson for this product to get people to buy their CBD oil and you know when um sorry a filmmaker makes the first movie and it's great we love it and then they make a second movie but they have all the money in the world and it's just a piece of shit because they have too many resources Just so we know what we're seeing now is his comedy

unleashed Unfiltered without any you know he can use his friends He has access to anything he wants just be funny and will make it happen and this is the best he can do All right. Well, I'm excited with that setup. Also, you know more about Acting and how you would pull something like this off So I'm gonna lean on you Adam to let us know what your thoughts on this All right, so what is this? Yeah, so this is a script that I rewrote we're just playing ourselves I'm playing so this is him with Michael Rapoport and they're having a conversation about the script is very meta

Mm-hmm documentary style yes so what is this yeah so this is a script that I rewrote we're just playing ourselves but I don't like the wording here like the word like which part angry uptight jerk yeah that's that's not who I am you know who I am in real life yeah you're not charismatic then like you're doing your thing You're being Michael Rapaport. What thing? What thing? You say thing. What thing? This.

I just need you to be Michael Rapaport. I'm being Michael Rapaport. Do we not speak like when there's cameras not around? Do we not have a friendship? Yeah, we're boys. Right. So? You're so aggressive.

What are you talking about? I'll bring in the Pure Spectrum CBD. Right. And then I just drop in your mouth like a little baby bird. You take it, and then you just, ah. It chills me out. you take it and then you just it chills me out you're good okay so at what point do you want me to chill you know what I don't like the way this is going and you see this your words see this this is called walking off a set did that hurt you? yeah, it's why you're here bro. No, no, the wild here is fucking corner. I'm not here. That's good.

Now I'm playing that character that's what I like the angry guy. Hell. Yeah, dude Larry Bird's angry brother. That's perfect, man Okay, I didn't get the payout there. So he goes I need you to be like Michael Rapaport all pissed off and because he thinks he wrote a sketch where the jokes on wacky Michael Rapaport You know whack packer Michael Rapaport, right? But he's so bad at it that he's just mumbling, doing that stuttering John, like, if I just don't do anything, then I just, you know, mumble, it must be acting. And he's smiling.

I encourage you to watch it and see how Michael Rapoport just, he's just acting with nothing. He's doing his thing, whatever it is, that's what he does. And Brennan has an attitude of like a, we want an improv class as a couple for Valentine's Day raffle and now we're here to just, you know, explore and have some fun. And he's smiling as he's talking, like it's kind of fun for him. And it's bullshit. And I'll escalate it way too quickly too.

Oh, what do you mean I act like that? Oh, I'll crumple this up and I'll act just like that. Like, yeah, cool. And he thought that Larry Bird would have paid off. That he looks like Larry Bird would have been at the end that he looks like Larry Bird's is you know he showed him He didn't he didn't all right, and they get wackier and whackers they go on There's only one computer CBD in this town and it's pure spectrum

See this this is he does characters. You know yeah But this this is so typical of like stuttering John you put the mustache on but it's not on all the way It's a little crooked and off, you know, it's like wow in this guy wild He's so wacky the way he's doing this You'd think he'd check his mustache one time before they shot it but not not this guy Also, you want to see the face, you know, that's the money maker there. You wanna see that handsome, uh, swollen head. On there. Wow, coulda gotten 10% off of the promo code shop

if only I had known. You don't even know what you're buying or what they're selling or what this is about or what the joke is. Every choice leads to less understanding. You don't think he earned his $340,000 with that one? I would say no. No, no, no, they should get some of that back. He starts to bring in friends and other comics.

If you get over to four minutes, I think it's uh, it starts to get interesting. Yeah, I'm gonna scrub past that. It just goes on and on. I know. I noticed that too. He really, um, shines here. Okay. So walk me through this idea again. Oh dude, you're gonna love this. So you know how the CBD industry is like the wild west you never know what you're gonna get right? I represent pure spectrum. You know exactly what you're gonna get so I write poor Brian Callan This is a very difficult thing to do to be like alright I gotta act like this is a real conversation that we're having is you're dressed up as a cowboy and

Telling me your advertising idea. All right Into this lawless like old country town, right? I'm representing perspective on the sheriff I'm all the big burly horses right like a brown horse and And then all the townsmen they circle around they just all gather Because they represent the other CBD or coming they don't want me in there. Okay, they're real. They're bad guys. They just all gather around me. Why do they circle around you? Because they represent the other CBD oil companies. They don't want me in there. Okay, they're bad guys. Because I'm real. They're bad guys. I'm good guys.

And they have guns? I'm good guys. They have guns. And they take them out and I hear one go, Hey, you thick cowboy, we don't want you coming around here. Is that a matter of fact now? And he goes, get on out of here. And I go, Wait, is he a cowboy or is he the sheriff? I don't know anymore.

I'm stuck on Brian Callum's face who doesn't know what to do. He's just like smiling and he's frowning and he just looks frightened. He doesn't know how he's supposed to respond to this and it's so edited. It's just cut up and cut up and cut up which means they did a lot of takes. Do you think this is improvised? Do you think this is scripted? I think it's both. I think they had a script. Like it's very AI script. That first bit was just boilerplate, give me a commercial for this AI please involving this. And it spit that out. What a wild wild west! And now they're riffing from that. They keep one dialogue and they keep that. And they just cut back and forth between it.

But what the joke is or what they're selling or what the whole point of this is not clear, so no one knows how they're supposed to respond. And the more money they spend on it, there's extras, there's background, and there's wardrobe people, and a huge green screen, and a sound stage, and none of it makes it funnier. Because they don't want pure spectrum in the market. Why would they?

Why would they? And then they're all around me, and they're like, make your move, boy. And then I see one girl come out of the she's like don't hurt em and she's like don't hurt em and I'm like thanks sweetie ball take it from here and they draw their guns I'm like are we doing this not up in here y'all and then I gooo You do Your Son was you know a theater kid and the he came home and was doing this How long would you put up with it for?

Well, you know theater is not for everybody and there's lots of roles in the theater outside of acting that you can do There's the set design. There's wardrobe lighting might be good at one of those things Chris, what would you do? I don't know. I probably only have the kid for a few hours on the weekend. So That's fair mom will take care of that but With the Charlie's thing you see how somebody is like, I don't know, my kid thinks he's funny or this guy thinks he's funny. What is this shit? I don't know. The kid, young people, Rogan likes it. Somebody convinced him. Somebody likes this.

So they're just trusting him and hoping it's going well. And he's turning to them going, is this funny? Is it going well? And they're like, yeah, yeah, it's going great. I don't know. Whatever. Sure. Yeah That's it And then there's they're just all laid out and then they're like dang that was sick, man And then I get on my horse. I'm thinking slow motion as i'm on the horse, right? Like i'm going and there's like smoke and the town's blowing up behind me like this Why and then my horse is blown? Aren't the innocent people there?

No, they ran during the shootout because I heard one girl in the sling go, Oh, that's a thick ass cowboy. And I went, you right, sweetie. Oh, we went back to that again. There was that one chick with the big tits that was yelling stuff about how hot he is. Is this a fantasy that he's having? Or what is going on right now? It seems that way. Yeah. And they haven't found out what Brian's doing here at all new. Yeah, that's apparent But it seems like Brendan's job. Just like we got cool. I could be yeah, okay sure mm-hmm And by the way, that's like you know number one. We know with improv. He's like well. There's all those innocent people

No, no, they're not because this other thing happened that you didn't know know about that I'm saying to make what you're saying wrong. Thanks. Thanks, buddy. Fun. Right. It's been a fun day. Now why you write it, sweetie. I know what the towns and then in slow motion, it's like, and then I'm looking like super smoky. And then even horse in slow motion goes and then I look at the camera and I go there's only one pure CBD in this town and it's pure spectrum There is no town. It doesn't even make sense. I

Don't know that I'm buying CBD oil from these people if I see this commercial I just I don't know why would what does he have to do with this? Yeah, really nothing partner I'm just like I don't know why would he have to do with this yeah, really nothing partner What do you think I like this mustache he's falling off to you, that's a good comedic element to this Well, maybe Brian can can save the day here. Let's see what he's got. I mean, I'm gonna guess a little comedic pause give it a beat or two I Think I love it. You do? I knew it.

It makes me want to use pure spectrum, you know? What do you think? See, the joke here, Adam, that you're not getting, is that Brian doesn't like this idea. He thinks it's convoluted and silly. But he's telling his buddy here that he does like it. It's not hurt his feelings. They should they should team up and do a podcast together because that's the kind of chemistry I need. It's good stuff.

Is it too much? No. Hell yeah. I would give anything to hear what was happening on that set the second that finished and when Shaw was just like, we got it it that was amazing that was amazing and everyone's just kind of applauding and making him feel good and not knowing what happened or even what that was yeah you know I've worked in agencies and we've had that

thing where we have our shoots and we're gonna get the commercial or better yet we bring that to the client we put it up on the screen and we go, all right, here's what we got for you. We have this awesome idea, we got Brendan Schaub, hilarious comic, he's gonna do this thing. I won't say anymore, I will just let it speak for itself. And then the room is just like. Okay, great.

Well we have three more teams coming in today, but thank you for this. If you have anything to leave behind, we'll look at it. What does CBD stand for? I am familiar with that scenario you just described. Oh, it's brutal. It's not as fun. All right. Well, thank you for finding that for for us and thank you to uh air pumper in the fighter and the kid discord Yes For posting that

I want to give you an update. We're going back to podcast cringe again podcast Chris has been giving me a lot of good information this week and uh, we have an update on two bears one cave of course, this is Burt chrischer and uh our buddy Tom here. They've been doing the show, we've covered it many times on this podcast. Very low effort, very just two guys cracking each other up sometimes. Nothing really to talk about, nothing really to say. And we've been wondering with them getting so busy with their huge careers,

what would be happening to Two Bears, One Cave this summer. Because underneath all the screaming and the screenshots and the FOMO is a quiet little pivot away from comedy. Tom and Bert are hitting pause on Two Bears, One Cave while they chase their dreams or clutch at straws. Just depends how you look at it. But look at this. I'm having such f**king FOMO, Tommy. Well, you can take a vacation. No, I can't. Well, that's true. I can't. I can't. Well, actually we both really have to stop soon because it's probably a good time

to mention that we both have huge obligations this summer that are going to take us away from vacations and anything else. I'm only here right now to film some episodes to go back to work, shooting a television show for Netflix. It's called Free Burt. It's you can find the write up on. I'm not going to tell you about it. I hope you enjoy it. This is crazy. Netflix keeps throwing shows at at Bert Kreischer. He's not even promoting it at this point No, he's like, ah you guys figure it out if you if you want to see it or not He's not even talking it up. He doesn't know what it's about. He might not I know

I don't even know what free Bert doesn't explain itself in the title I don't know why I'd want to watch this but well, he just explained it to you. It's huge. That's all you need to know. All right. He is huge. Give him that. Can you tell us, can you say what you're doing? Yeah, now I can. So it's such a, I've always said it's such a weird business. But anyway, so at this point it's already out. So I'm shooting a movie this summer and we're shooting in New Mexico. It's called El Tigre. Obviously we're trying to figure out our schedules

This summer Tom's what I like about what podcast cringe is doing here These guys just ramble on and on about nonsense all the time So he's pulling in just the clips that actually tell the story because god forbid They would just have a conversation and tell us what they're trying to tell us. They they don't They didn't skip the part about the flights, did they? Hold on, we're getting there. So apparently, Burt's shooting a TV show and Tom's shooting a movie. I was making a big movie and I said to someone, what happens with Two Bears? They're like, we have no idea.

Yeah. Because you're in New Mexico, I'm in Atlanta, and we don't have the kind of, I mean this for real, we don't have the kind of budgets where we can can just go let's take privates and meet each other in Austin No, it's great. It's where we're really kind of just trying to get done. Yeah Well, that's beautiful. That's the answer to your question Adam Yeah, and I gotta say as big as the show is or was or whatever is going on here The thought of these two guys getting on private jets to meet up in Austin while they're working all summer

to film the show is ludicrous to me. You see, he can't win, because he was just so humble and saying, I'm gonna be honest with you. We can't afford that. And there you are mocking him for it. He already just said, that's not who he is. He is like a real relatable guy

Yeah, why are you putting that on him? Well, it's funny because podcast cringe actually explains why that's a ridiculous thing to say And they're like what's Tom doing? I don't some movie, you know, I mean, you know, I don't listen Yeah, so now the story is they can't afford to keep podcasting while they're away over the summer The story is they can't afford to keep podcasting while they're away over the summer. Really? These are two guys who've done entire podcasts while drunk on a boat after a 5k run inside some random party house they hired and literally during Burt's colonoscopy. They're known for banking episodes months in advance.

They've flown across the country to do one-off recordings just to promote their vodka brand. But now suddenly they can't make it work. Come on, B. This isn't a money problem. It's a motivation problem. Tom and Bert don't want to podcast anymore. And honestly, fair enough. You can only fake laughter in front of a camera for so long before your soul starts to leak

out of your ass. But again, podcasting, they don't have to be in the same room together. If they wanted to keep doing Two Bears One Cave while they're doing these other projects, it's an hour a week that they have to do this. They don't have the budget for that either. Zero prep for it. It's the easiest thing to do. They're obviously making decent money on it. And they're both just like, I got better things to do now. I'm shooting movies. You're at a TV show. Can we stop doing this nonsense? Which would be great if they came out of their gum Guys, we got other projects going on. We're not going to do two bears one cave anymore. It'd make a lot of sense But listen to what their solution is to this The mask slips the shorts tighten the rogue nicotine patches lose their edge

But what's funny is how they try to frame it. Like it's out of their control. Like, oh, sorry guys. We just physically can't keep podcasting while doing all these massive high budget Netflix projects and movie shoots. Right. Sounds super tragic. You poor bastards. What's even funnier though, is who they've picked to replace themselves with.

Because if you've been watching this channel for a while, you already know what happened to Brendan Schaub when Brian Callan ditched him in Austin, Texas. That's right, with a G. It resulted in the slow motion panic attack that Brendan's still suffering from. Schaub struggled to find a replacement and ended up with two guys who looked like they just got evicted from the comedy Mothership Green Room. So he decided to start a new podcast with Jesse, whatever the fuck his name is. But Tom and Bert have pulled a complete reverse shawb. That's right, I just invented a new phrase.

They're stepping away from the podcast. The reverse shawb, smart. Don't desperately try to cling on to something that's dying. Just change it up. So let's see what they're gonna do. And it's immediately about to get better. throw the keys to Krista Stefano and Stavi and suddenly the most tired show on YMH has potential again honestly this is what fumbling upwards looks like so they're actually letting two guys who

are way more motivated and funnier than both of them take over two bears one cave which is shocking to me that this would be what they would do. They got to keep this show going. We can't get rid of the Two Bears One Cave, so we'll just give it to Chris Di Staphano and Stavros and let them take over. It's like, why not just put them on your network if they agreed to this? That sounds awesome to me.

They're both way funnier. You'd have to pay them more than this way they can keep much more of the revenue because it's still their show their brand their name yes and take a big chunk of it and do less the problem with that is that as you remove the things that people loved you for to do these new and exciting things what if some of those new and exciting things aren't as big a hit as you hope they are you don't have that thing to come back to and the thing that people like to for is now belonging to this other guy That seems really funny, right?

Which is why I'm surprised that this is the move that they're making and letting these two guys It's very confident take over for them. How could letigre not be a hit Carl. I'm worried about this I don't know. This is going to be a good move for them in the long term Freebert isn't gonna be a winner freebert come on Carl What was that other show he had on Netflix where he just got his buddies to do dumb stunts with him in the woods Or something. Oh, Bobby Lee. Yeah the cabin or something like that. It's like who's watching these shows I really I guess I'm not a Bert Kreischer fans. I don't know But one more clip that I want to play from this video

I guess I'm not a Bert Kreischer fan, so I don't know. But one more clip that I want to play from this video, because Podcast Cringe catches something that Bert Kreischer says, and it's very revealing as to where his head is at, where the mindset is for this guy. You know what I was thinking? You know what's crazy? I don't know, this is a weird thought, but I was looking at like when we were comics versus when these guys are comics. And I feel like-

What do you mean when we were comics? When we were, oh my God. When we were new comics? No, when we were their age. Oh. But like, whatever happened to the middle class of comedy? The middle class. Like the middle class, like when we were class. Like the middle class. When we were

like, how about this, forget ages, when we were like 12 years in, 15 years in, 12 years in, everyone was doing clubs. That's very revealing. Remember back when we were comics? And Tom of course just like, ah, I think I still, man. I don't know. What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What I'm trying to say is that ever since I've become part of the 1% in Insanely Wealthy with private jets, where's the middle class gone? Like, how come I don't see these people anymore?

What the fuck is up with that? It's like they don't even have access to me anymore. Yeah. That's a you problem. That's very much a you problem. I's that's a very much a you problem I can't believe that this grift is still going on with these guys, but Bert's still doing it He's still crushing it so good luck to him on his Netflix show

And we'll see if two bears will survive if those guys try to come back and replace the two guys that are funnier than them They're gonna get booed off. That's yeah That's what I'm worried for them about Alright, we got some opi stuff to talk about we have two minutes with Tom Coming up. I got a little tease for the next episode of WTP coming up. We know we know some things we have some information When does fast grocery delivery through Instacart matter most? When your famous grainy mustard potato salad isn't so famous without the grainy mustard.

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Speaking of the Obster. This is a stream from yesterday morning. OP did one called No Epstein List. Yeah right. And he is on fire out of the gate in this one. We're gonna do something a little bit different than we normally do on WATP. I didn't pull clips. We're just gonna watch the first nine minutes of the show Oh shit, let it ride because all of this is amazing and it's all the stuff that we want from our buddy

Greg Opie Hughes He's on rip. He's on fire On break. Thank you. John course 499 Let me get to where I suppose you see his face a little better. Yeah, you're in a little bit interesting and he looks old I look bad. It's older. No, you know, I know you yeah, you're never you're never good when you're in the dark It's not it's never a better thing. Yes, and that's not true for everyone. I guess He's doing fine. He's doing fine great great I

am out of my mind Good morning. Welcome. This is how the show starts right there He's he's animated give him that He needs more of this. He needs more animation of the show. I wish he was the enemy. I Am out of my mind. Good morning, welcome to my livestream. We're way out east on Long Island, but I don't give a crap because I'm trying to set up my new phone. Who's the wee?

I was, I was... Have you seen Doggie? We've seen evidence that Doggie's around from time to time. We sure have Business yesterday, you know doing my crap on my phone making a living off my phone and I'm doing my crap on my phone making a living on my phone interesting that he says that and he's gonna say it again and What the fuck is he talking about he talked about editing his podcast Podcasts two different phones to shoot the quality entertainment. Mm-hmm. That's a lot. He needs these things

How else he's supposed to be unleashed if he's tethered to a computer? That's not how unleashed works Carl making a living Is the term he used that's the phrase? When you no longer have a wife and kids to support it's easier with a dog good point Next thing I know I'm like wow the battery doesn't really want to keep it It says 70% charged, but my phone keeps turning off that is that his internal monologue is that what that voice is I think so sometimes that's the haters yes right and then sometimes that's himself talking to you so we got a few voices so I actually you're gonna hear a lot of voices on this clip well you want to keep it it says 70% charge but my phone keeps turning off. That's weird. And then I take the case off my Samsung my Samsung s21

That's how old That was funny That's how you say Samsung when you're being really racist does that count as one of the voices? Oh, yeah Even Shane Gillis is like hats off. Well done. My stupid phone was. And when I took off the case, the back of my phone just opened up. You know, when you go to like a phone store to get your phone fixed and they got to pry open the back with special tools and stuff not not on my old s21 So as I took the case off because I'm wondering why it's not charging, right? The whole thing just kind of opened up on its own something is expanding in my phone

You know what makes things expand I'm gonna give you a little Mr. Science lesson here right now a heat You know like not having your air conditioning fixed in your house would make things hotter inside your house Correlation huh yeah, this might be a thing where maybe his phones overheating Because that would only be if you're really on a high floor because how to arises so that would He's up there. Okay Because how to arises so that would oh shit. He's up there. Okay, sure Because I make a living off my phone. I said to my holy shit. He said it again. Okay listen to this This is incredible. He has to say twice. He makes a living off of his phone the Samsung s21 or whatever

He called it. I don't know what he's even know he's talking about The whole thing just kind of opened up on its own something is expanding in my phone And because I make a living off my phone. I said to my wife and kids I gotta get to an AT&T store pronto This is interesting because he doesn't make a living off of his phone So that's a lie and then he says I said to my wife and kids. Is that also a lie? Yes, okay This kid is not interested if he actually turned to his kid and said whatever the fuck that was his kid would tell him to

Go fuck himself. Yeah, but I have to go to the phone store to get my phone fixed Please fucking go yeah the cars warmed up does make me think that none of this is true The fact that he immediately goes I I'm getting a living from my phone and I talk to my wife and kids. I'm like, oh, okay. So, so I walked into an AT&T store around five o'clock yesterday afternoon. I need a new phone.

How complicated is this? We'll be, we'll get you out of here within 20 minutes, sir. Okay, that's great. What do you want? I think I want the S25. Why, why did you do the voice for both people in this conference? It's everybody involved is stupid apparently yes, it's all w voices And the voice inside my head said you're right The airplane just so they also gave that 20 minute spiel, I'm just kidding right we're

not going there we're not talking about airplanes anywhere I'm over it I'm moving on See how this is totally different it's totally different Sure okay that's great what do you want I think I want the S25 Ultra all right well what color you want I want the S25 Ultra. All right, well, what color you want? I want black. Just get it done. You know, not every detail needs to be included. And I was talking about my airport thing. I didn't tell you which restaurant I was at.

You know, that didn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. Was it that Sammy Hagar place that he owned, the little Cabo Wabo Sammy Hagar thing that they had? Never fucking ask me a question again, Adam. I swear to God. Being conversational. Unbelievable that you would never fucking asked me a question again Adam. I swear to God Unbelievable you would do that to me unbelievable that these taquitos there that are very good

Sitting there. We're watching the empty. I would have killed for a Cabo Wabo. Are you kidding me? There was no Cabo Wabo in the B terminal yesterday When you fly Southwest, that's what happens anyway Worst I need an assistant. I need an assistant book these things for me. Let's get it done All of a sudden we're just sitting there. We're watching the MTV Classics a young Snoop Dogg is on the TV The salt and pepper is on the TV that God loving salt or is it that God loving pepper? Changing the name of what a man what a man what a man what a man song because she's now into the Lord Jesus Christ so the song has different meaning this is the stuff I learned as I sat and sat and

sat and what the fuck is he talking about what is playing at this AT&T store MTV Classics and Sultan Peppa is on there explaining that they found God. Yes It's not his fault that all of his references are from the 90s It's all he encounters throughout his days everyone else's fault. It's so weird Inside in the AT&T store How long will this be? Yeah, you know you got a lot of stuff to transfer over I don't know have you out of here in a half hour forty minutes while this transfer Happens I'm gonna go take a break and the lady just leaves the store

So I take a few loops around the eight why is that funny So right now he's transferring data from his old phone to his new phone And he goes as the dad is being transferred this lady takes a break Yeah, you don't need her there dad is transferring. She's not gonna speed it up What what what's that why is this is going so much to himself because it's it's a list of these Unbelievable things that he has to deal with his terrible terrible luck And every time he gets close to being the she's, gotta take a break. He has no idea.

When you think you're an expert on everything and you assume no one knows better, you look so stupid. Yes. Because anyone watching knows more about phones than you. So you sound like you don't know what you're talking about. And we can tell you made it up. Because there's no way these people did these things like this.

can tell you made it up because there's no way these people did these things like this. So I take a few loops around the AT&T store. I get back. She goes, everything should be there, sir. I go, where's my apps? Where? Oh, that's strange. What do you mean that's strange? And then another person goes, give me your phone. And I said, what are you, my wife? And that got a big chuckle in the AT&T store, the 10 people there. Oh my God, I was killing.

I was killing. And then I'm like, good. He doesn't know what he's going for anymore. There is no AT&T store, is there? Is that the twist that we're going to find out? He doesn't even own a phone. Oh no. This is all, there's no wife, there's no...

Yeah, there's no family. Oh my god, this is so sad. What is going on right now? Eric Nagel just said it and it's so true, it is all Stuttering John, all of this. And they carried me out, like a ten people there, and they all laughed at me and I

He'd the same memory to big time people on the phone. I'm a big podcast I have a senators and governors coming on tomorrow. This is I make my living off this I'm not like all of you in line. I'm better and everyone laughed and said you are better You shouldn't be here with us. Wow. Wow, that's a good call Yeah, John was had the similar thing with the cable person and going I have millions of people I need to be talking to right now. All right, sir We'll get you on your way. Just give us a second here ten people there. Oh my god. I was killing I was I mean we see you on your show every day. Oh, you're never killing. You're never gonna go laugh on the people It's just not true. He said a Henny Youngman line from like

1952 all you sound like my wife and the place went crazy Killing and then I'm like I'm just gonna had him say this. I'm just kidding We have a good relationship where she can check my phone anytime she wants and then an old guy pipes in and goes Well, that's a sign of a good relationship No, no, there's a sign of a good relationship No, no there was a pirate there Had a voice so we had to come up with a character The parrot on his shoulder did agree, but he said what the fuck is going on with this story right now You get scripts where like random strangers

Comment on the action with like one line and then go back and you have to rewrite it because that's just not what happens And even if it does nobody believes it It's very similar to the chicken Brendan Chobb story who comes running out and yells please don't hurt that man And this guy goes wow it's an amazing relationship you have with your wife. I'll argue been married I'm like don't worry about it, and the sheriff came in they said everyone in the town's dead I'm like what about my phone? Well, we're transferring your messages, right? You want your messages?

I'm like, yeah, I think I do. Yeah, I think I want my messages. Okay, well that'll be, oh, oh, you got a lot of messages. Well, this transfer's gonna take 20 minutes. Wow, someone's got a lot of messages. Well, this transfer's gonna take 20 minutes. Wow, someone's got a lot of friends. Look at that. Wow, and they'd never seen so many messages on a phone before.

That's how much I'm messaging with real human people. You guys can't even believe it. And I'm also AT&T, so I know that they tell the employees to comment on what you see. Make sure on the internet, on the messages, just let them know you're looking. What's this message here? I'll get the rest of my stuff

when you're not there at the house 30 serve you today or not Are you gonna say anything about these funeral arrangements? Are you just gonna let it happen? By like sir are you an amateur photographer because wow wow Take a break and she leaves the store again That was the first hour at the AT&T star. And now it's getting closer to, you know, eight o'clock at this point. Three or four people have checked out my phone and they're just punching shit. I don't know.

Let's try this. Oh, let's just let's just Willy nilly try stuff on my phone. Yes, mental breakdown, Anthony, yes! You bitch, you're outta here. Let's get rid of this guy. I've been watching him, he's done. Goodbye, Anthony. Guy comes in here every day.

Pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick, pick. Gee, I wonder why that happens. Can anyone fathom a guess as to why someone would go in there and fuck with Opie in the chat? Until they get kicked out. Oh cuz he reacts to it. He acknowledges that it bothers him. He reacts to it, huh? Can't imagine what his kids must do to torment him You know what I mean? Because he just reacts to every fucking thing It's been so long since

you've seen him he wouldn't know but it must have felt real good to say goodbye Anthony you pick at me good goodbye Anthony that must have been therapeutic for you the way he says the name Anthony I was even like was he talking to just a guy okay yeah so uh uh, they got my messages over. They're like, well, we're transferring the apps now. It should be only another, let's see, oh, oh, another 15 minutes. I'm going to take a break. Of course you're going to take a break.

Of course you are. Why do these breaks matter? He keeps talking about employees taking breaks. Things are, data's transferring. Doesn't matter. matter gives a shit He's a victim and he's trying to turn the story of the most exciting thing that happened to him all week Which was he waited in a long line? He had his data transferred over to a new phone and they handed it back to him and he's turning that into a comedy gold His life's work. Yeah, there was a TV on there was programming on it

cool from the 90s deep There was a TV on there was programming on it. Cool. And then all of a sudden the employees, you know, started fighting because then the one lady goes, could you help him? We're trying to figure out why the apps didn't transfer to his new phone. Well it's eight o'clock. Can he come back tomorrow? And the lady goes, no, he's been here. I like that even an Opie's made up story. They're talking about him in the third goes no he's been here. I think that even an opi's made-up story They're talking about him in the third person like he's not standing right there

I can we just get this fucking guy out of the store already. What are we doing with this guy? I don't know. He's really annoying. He seems like a nuisance. He can't stop watching the TV over here turn it on his station He doesn't like he's just watching TV. I think he's killing Someone's got to recreate this All crude work on it everything you just said go back to what did the employee say you're telling me a Assume a young employee who knows this kind of stuff said we can't transfer his apps over. What are we gonna? Do they didn't say that. That's not a thing. No, that's not.

They would say, what are we going to do? And that's such an old man. You know, my apps, what am I going to do about? You're going to re-download them. All the info is still there. You don't need it. You just need your password. Like everything you're saying is bullshit.

And the fact that you think we can't see through that is embarrassing. We're trying to figure out why the apps didn't transfer to his new phone. Well, can he come back tomorrow? Which part of the UK did he go to? Excuse me, Mr. Bond. And the lady goes, no, he's been here for two and a half hours. Yes. It's now seven 30. Yes. Huh? Well, you didn't have to say it that way. And then this guy marches over to me and grabs my phone. He goes, Oh, I see the problem. Actually everything did transfer over, but, uh,

your phone is reorganizing. You see this, it's going to take six and a half hours. So go home, get a good night's sleep and in the morning everything should be there from your old phone to your new phone well thank you very much can I translate this not that I think any of this happened he's now dealt with like six different employees at this place he's a problem yeah when I go to the store to get a new phone and transfer over my old stuff I just deal with the one person yeah, just the one person says sir Can I help you we figure it out and move on this guy must be ranting and raving and being an asshole Yep, cuz then they're like and then this person comes over there that person this person like any he describes it as the employees were fighting

He was calm and cool doing a quick set and they're just fighting amongst themselves because of how complicated and unique this problem he has is you wait out of him no you wait I also like this idea I think he's gonna say it again in a minute there's another break coming up oh boy I think he's like such a pain in the ass at the employees like sir I'm on break just like I don't know how to deal break You remember you've seen this with these older people when they're like my apps won't transfer Yeah, don't need them right I need to see them right now sir If you wait six hours your phone will be set up and you can read download the ones that all the info stuff

Where where is it doggy can't see it? Where is it doggy can't see it? Stole my apps you have my let me see your phone sir. I'm on break What's your password I don't know any pass I don't know anything at this point okay, that might be a problem That's a fucking problem What's your password? I don't know I put my thumb here. I look into this thing here. Holy shit really This is a problem sir So I got I got apps that work I got apps that don't work I got Apps that work, but the widgets don't work. I can't let's talk about ass and making me hungry

You get some apps after this. Yeah, sounds good. Get widgets on my home screen. It's not even an option. So I'm AI-ing my ass off. There's an old man thing to say. I'm AI-ing my ass off. He doesn't think it's an old man thing.

Oh, you asked GPT to fix your phone, did you? Is that what you did? Google it like a man! I'm gonna figure out how to set up my new phone. Remember she goes yeah this is it's really it's really easy these days. It is. It is. It's easy. Everything's in the cloud. Easy on Sunday morning. Oh I had to go there on a Sunday morning that's when it's easy. It's not easy on Sunday morning. Oh, I had to go there on a Sunday morning. That's when it's easy. It's not easy on Sunday morning. It's easy like Sunday morning. Jesus. Fucking FFDJ all your life. It does suck on Monday morning. It's not easy on a Monday morning.

It's easy on a Sunday morning. That's the mistake I made. No. So if anybody works for AT&T, it wants to help out the kid. No, here we go. I'd appreciate it. I got a, I got a, so all of this culminates. And so can someone please help me for free? Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. Yep. So I'm looking for a freebie. My apps are broken. I could see, I could see maybe the majority of my apps. I can't see other apps. I can use some apps, but I can't widget them at all. Oh, gee. Honey, no.

Cancel the college fund. Yeah. There's this millionaire in New York. He used to be on the radio. He's living in the Hamptons, like beachfront property, and he can't see all of his apps. So somebody has to sacrifice. Some of the apps are working, but some of the widgets aren't working. Honey, we got to help this guy out. He's in dire straits. Wow. Wow. Wow. Did you check out the final black Sabbath show on the telly on the telly now? I saw the clips

saw all the clips online I saw the Ozzy Osbourne in the Then the answer is yes, but yeah You see that no no no I saw of it, okay, I'm saying that was cool. I saw bill ward Shirtless made fun of that yesterday and people like, you know, what'd you have some respect? He basically invented heavy metal. You should have respect for bill ward. Wait a second. Is that his inner dialogue or is that one of the haters? Yeah, i'm getting confused right now Could you imagine if he recreated sesame street like elmo and oscar tied the same and then Like every single character shows up. The, oh, yes, I kind of can.

Kind of funny, actually. Do you imagine if that was the voice you heard in your head like that? That's a nightmare. We're going to have a good podcast today. Carol, you know, your family left you. But that guy is. Oh, should I? that's what you'll tell the cops Won't you open yeah, you will oh man oh This happens to me like I gotta switch over to a new system this happens to me once an episode

It seems like I did get the gist of that, but oh no no no there's more just there's a little more just to get on this one shirtless oh my god, I Mean there there guys you know go there guys. I hang out with that are shirtless I know it but I'm moving here in a beach atmosphere You see a lot of people shirtless and even if they have youth on their side You're like pointing and laughing at them because they're shirtless so of course I'm gonna Because it's Samsung

Look at that buff guy on an 85 degree day with those shirt on what an idiot the bill ward as an older gentleman looking like an alien With that with his shirt off of course gonna make fun of that you know respect fun of that you know They're all gonna laugh at you that Adam Sandler skit that was his mom right in that skit Who was like giving him all the self-doubt or was that an inner was that an inner dialogue? I'm trying to remember now. I don't think don't remember Either way the point is he turned what was a diss into a positive. Yeah, he rolled he rolled with it right? Brian with it

I say that is because opi's mom suffered from mental illness and now I'm wondering if this is Opie's mom's voice in his head that's going Like oh boy what is going on right now who are we arguing with? Opie's mom was a dog She's reincarnated as doggy I loved him so much He incarnated as Donkey. That's why he loves him so much. Jesus. But I saw the Ozzy thing. I saw the clips online. It was kind of sad to see Ozzy like that, to be completely honest with you.

But you got a great take. To be completely honest with you. No one felt that but you. You're saying it, buddy. Let me fast forward a little bit. This is really the most important part of this. the Appreciate it. Oh wow he's turning into Aaron Ipolt right before our eyes now. Yeah, it wouldn't be funny if everyone gave me five bucks Don't wait for Jack Kors next time you go ahead you can start the rally I can't tell if it's working. Can you just test it just make sure it's working. I'm sure super chat's working right now Help me out. Thank you very much. I Had I had I had to go for the extra data on my new phone

So you guys pay for that? Give me fibers you bitch I had to go for the extra data on my new phone. So you guys pay for that. Give me fivers, you bitch. Wow. And with that, we bring Rod the waiter on. Can't think of a better intro. Holy shit, Opie's begging for money now because he had to pay for extra data. So now we have to give him five bucks at a time

to help figure that out There's a reason people don't busk on the street in like tuxedos and top hats with monocles Mm-hmm because it looks like you don't need the money. Oh B You can't beg for five dollars in front of a Hamptons beachside You like that while talking to Ron who doesn't have a mattress, right? like that while talking to Ron who doesn't have a mattress right Opie is the guy who'd be walking around to his neighbors recycle bins and taking out the depositable bottles on that like why are there homeless people in our neighborhood? Oh no no he owns the place right there. What? That's not good. Alright so let's fast forward to this morning's stream because he has a new friend I want to introduce

you to and Starts off Well, there we are. Good morning everybody. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome all is Yes, all is welcome. I don't give a crap. I don't give a crap who checks these things out. All is welcome Just don't be a a spammy a-hole. All right, we're way out east on Long Island So he starts off explaining who's allowed to watch his stream, which that's a little different. It's a little different than the typical script. You know, he's usually blocking people.

So he says, you know, anyone's allowed to watch. Okay, that's good to know. Except for the following. Well, right. You know who you are. But let's get into the weather report because that's what Opi's best at. We survived some crazy ass thunderstorms last night. The surf was wild. wind was wild the thunder and lightning was wild

Yeah, tell me about it. I was on a fucking airplane staring anyway, not the point And I think it took out one of my cameras because I'm on a backup camera right now. Oh my god It's it gives me a little I don't know. It's it's kind of't know, it's kind of a nice filter for the kid, I like it. You know what's funny, Adam, you brought this up when we were watching Opie yesterday and there was actually some lighting on his face and you could see him and you're like, he doesn't look that bad.

Now he looks cool. He looks terrible. Now he's got like low res and bad lighting and he looks like Jackie the Joke Man. For a, he does. He's like 30 years older than I am. He looks like the ghost of Jackie the Jokeman for a ghost of Jackie the Jokeman come to haunt Anthony it's like it's amateur people when they start singing on microphones when they're nervous about the note they back up thinking that makes it sound better

because you can hear less of it he's embarrassed about how he looks so he thinks if you see less of it he'll look better no you just have to own it we have to see you that's it all of Even Ed and I turn lights on in front of our faces. You just, you gotta own it. Yeah, and I'm not proud of it, but you gotta see it. It's better than the opposite. It's actually, but here we are. Good morning, Nick. Sorry, yeah, good morning, Nick. So, Opie then talks about, you know, he talks about the weather a lot. He's very excited about the weather. And there was a thunderstorm the day before, so of course he's going to tell us about how cool that was.

The damn storms last night. I love, love, love a good summer thunderstorm, man. It keeps you don't say, Opie. It's all you talk about is the weather. I would imagine you're very excited when weather events happen near you. I Love love love a good summer thunderstorm, man. It keeps everybody honest, right? How does that mean keeps everybody honest what I Was gonna lie to you guys, but then I saw the weather and I realized that fuck that I got

Was gonna lie to you guys, but then I saw the weather and I realized that fuck that I got Well what Opie's gonna do now is Explain something to you. You've never heard before this is a pretty hot take it like it. That's for sure. Oh my god Oh my goodness to a dog a thunderstorm is what it's a monster. It's a monster in the sky But dogs don't like It's a monster. It's a monster in the sky. Yeah. Dogs don't like storms. And you know, airline food's not great. If you guys have seen what that's, what's going on there. Holy shit. So he brings on his buddy, Andy.

Okay. And him and Andy have really good chemistry right out of the bat. What's up, Andy? What's going on? How's everything? How's the mic sound? Can you hear me?

You're a little low in my mix. Little low, little low, little low, I think. Look at you with the professional setup, my God. Why? I got the, I can't hear you, I'm sorry. What happened? First of all, your friend's. What happened? Boof. Boof. Boof. Boof. Boof. First of all, your friend's mic isn't on, period.

And it's just offensive how John's the same way. They just, any chance to big time anyone about anything, they're just gonna jump on. Oh, no, can't hear you, Mike. You're a real fuck up with the sound. You're gonna have to make that work for me. Yep. All right, well, let's find out how these two know each other

since they are friends. I met them because we had a friend named Carl Ruiz, and I was very friendly with Carl. Andy knew Carl. Andy also grew up in the same neighborhood as Carl, and we met because of that, and I would say we're friends, Andy, right? Yes, we are. I would say that. little old Doug it was the the oddest thing was I've told you the

story before is I you know as Carl was blowing up on Food Network I was I was doing a lot I have one of my Instagram pages is Fool Network I do a lot of odd stuff on there and I kind of connected with Carl not realizing that I knew Carl. I thought it was Carl Ruiz the chef. I didn't realize that it was little Carlito from down the block who every night at sunset his abuela would call for him, Carlito, Carlito, let's go. I didn't realize until after his passing,

that's when I made the connection like, oh my gosh, I knew who this was. So this is a bizarre story, the way that these two are friends. This is not a typical way you'd form a friendship. But apparently, this guy knew Karl Ruiz when he was growing up. Karl Ruiz, now I'm saying like Opie. I was wondering if Andy was going to say it right or not.

I know. So Karl Ruiz, but he didn't know that it was Karl Ruiz who became the Food Network star that was friends with Opie But then after Carl Ruiz passed away He had friends from the old neighborhood going that a shame about Carlito and he goes Oh, that's the same guy and so I guess he must have reached out to Opie to be like I knew Carl and Opie so desperate for friendship. They's like our friends now, but they've never met in person And I'll tell you this a tragic, tragic

tale what's going on here. So Andy situation is his son had bacterial meningitis. And he's now his son's now a 20 something year old, but has basically a two year olds mentality. Or mentally at a two year old. So it's really a depressing story. But this guy's a great dad and he's a good guy and so there's kind of a feel-good thing going on about what he's done to bring his family up and continue to care for this kid and it makes no sense for OP's livestream. I'm not even gonna play you the clips

because you're just like, holy shit why are we tackling these things on this live stream so I just want to fast forward a little bit to after the really heavy conversation they have which is the opposite of what Opie usually does and it's worth pointing out that Opie cannot listen to him he has the whole time he's telling that story Opie does not stop moving picking doing things he's incapable of hearing he's pulling the chat he's he's obviously actively reading the chat and he's showing stuff on the thing he's kind of reacting to that well this guy's gonna say this is a message to everybody who live streams if you're ever at a point where you make

someone say that they're your friend on a live stream. They're not your friend. Don't do it. You should never ever do that That's very embarrassing. Yes, I agree Uh, so then one of the good ones one of the good chatters comes on the show to relax by the way jfk writes He's one of mine. I love this guy jfk head and he goes opi. Please don't compare your guest to your dog All right If you want to know how much it costs to get open to laugh at your joke It's two dollars is the answer two dollars. He's censoring head chunk He just goes. Oh, it's one of the good guys in the chat here JFK had

You can't say head chunk. Is that a new thing that you're worried about? I know he's like to say the f-word but head chunk Is that a new thing that you're worried about? I know he doesn't like to say the F word, but head chunk? Carl, he said everybody's welcome. Everyone's welcome. That's true. There's no judgment here. That's true. Yeah, we don't want to offend people who are still upset about JFK. What happened? Didn't get the memo yet.

Well, maybe they're afraid of offending Kennedy. This is fun, because Opie's trying to pretend that he cares about this guy. And that he cares about what he's going through and his family, and he's a really bad actor because he stumbles as he tries to pretend that he actually has human emotion for this man. Like I said, I swear to you, look up to you I think about you often

We try to get together, but it's almost impossible, but we will We will I'll come and see you, you know, yeah, I would hope so This guy's I got a you know Son that he has to deal with on a daily basis. Nobody's like why don't you ever come over? I don't understand. what's your problem? And did you see how Opie's just like, I swear man, I look up to you and we'll get together in real life someday.

I mean, it's gonna definitely happen. I'm looking forward to it. I gotta swing by Ron's and drop off his mattress so if you're on the way, we could maybe all meet up. There's no way. You can get out of the house. I remember when I remember, I remember when we first started kind of talking

and hanging out, you like, you know, I love to get together with you, but you basically told me I had to dress like a, like a hazmat guy just to see you because you were so, I, I, I'm laughing because like you, I'm trying to find the humor in some of this stuff. He's like, oh, I would really like to meet you. And we could go out and eat or whatever,

but you really, you really got to make sure that he's treating this guy can make a wish. Yeah. You notice that Adam is just like, and by the way, I really feel bad for you. And I, I would see you in person someday if you can make it more convenient for me. And what was he saying about the hazmat suit? Is he saying his son's sick or there's like, you gotta wear a mask? Or what's he saying? Yeah. He's saying that, saying that so this guy and he can't bring germs into the house because it can be very detrimental to his son so So I feel like everyone's not taking in how difficult that would be for Opie to deal with He's the victim here, and you're all being really insensitive I'm gonna leave you with this we have some huge news in Opie's world

I'm very excited to say there's a big announcement going on for the opster I Decided to start a third podcast Yes finally Like oh be why are we only doing two podcasts you have so much talent Let's find out what this third podcast is gonna be cooking show finally Opie tethered I decided to start a third podcast it's gonna be called Opie and Carl and the reason for this our dear friend Carl was who was no longer with us I started this podcast with him a million years ago at this point.

So another rerun show. He does the OP Funny AF, which is all rerun stuff. He does that thing where it's like the best moments of my radio career, which is all the afternoon stuff. Yeah, the Quick Hits is what he rebranded to OP Funny AF. So the kids would like it. Oh, that's a re-talk. Funny AF. And now his new idea for a third podcast OP funny AF oh the kids would like it like oh, we talk funny AF and Now his new idea for a third podcast is to put out his old podcast all over again. This is crazy

Means that somewhere Ronnie is stuck in a basement going what the fuck I Have to be on opi radio, but your co-host is Carl who's dead opi radio but your co-host is Carl who's dead. People really really enjoy those early episodes but Apple podcast they're deleting the episodes because they're only allowing a certain amount of episodes and I put up a podcast every day so the the early episodes with Carl Weiss are going away and people like no no no I like going back and listen to those things This is not cool now obviously they're available on all the other podcast

platforms Believe fucking grifter. He's a guy. I have to do this my hands are tied everyone wants to hear these podcasts They're readily available Anyone could get there if they wanted to but everyone can download the apps. It's tough. You gotta go to the store You gotta have them transfer it. It's crazy so he does get his hater voice in one last time as he realizes that Trying to profit off of Carl Ruiz still in 2025 is pretty crazy to do You know and people like what just one call call was to peace little rule shut up

Rest in peace already. Oh, it's enough. He's still selling the car. We use merchandise at his merch store He's still got the hashtag Ruiz Ang and pinkies out merch store you still got the hashtag reweezing and pinkies out and all the stuff that he used to do he just can't stop trying to make some money off Carl Ruiz because he makes a living off of his phone I don't know if you heard him say that before I got this cease and desist from his

estate or whatever I don't know we got a two minutes with Tom with the who are these podcast review girls coming up in just one moment All right, and with that I want to welcome on to the show Review girl Annie. What's up, Annie? Oh Hello. Oh, hello. Hello. We also have review girl Megan coming back to the show after a week off. What's up, Megan? You are muted Sup guys, I can read lips though. I think I know what you just said fudge Welcome to the show Megan who's having some issues with her internet, but was able to pull it off

Yeah, yeah, it was it was the plug Is someone trying to sabotage your appearances on W ATP Probably yeah, it sounds like that. It'll get unplugged right before you're supposed to come on This is great. You've done any traveling recently Megan any any flights any trips? No Oh, so Cardiff is here with us as well. What's up Cardiff? I steal the old Anthony Kumia stuck in the airport stories, huh Carl? Oh, yeah Yesterday was so fucking annoying Cardiff. All right, it wasn't on the show proper I didn't want to listen to the show doesn't know what kind of day I had fuck off What doesn't annoy you? All right

We got two minutes with time that the show we thought would end but it can never end it never ever ends It's time for everyone's favorite new new game show two minutes with Tom What do you say ladies and gentlemen and Adam Bush? Are you ready to find the bomb playing two minutes with Tom? But I'm from a magical place called Maryland and you know like everywhere

else we had we recently had our midterm elections and I'm excited about what we did in Maryland because this past November we legalized weed. Weed is going to be legal in Maryland and I'm happy about that because... What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, my Doritos stock is going to go through the roof. Whoosh.

P. Now everyone can be lazy with the fullest support of the state legislature. Next, that means the competition will drive down the price of heroin. Four, every new dispensary will be a money-making opportunity for a girl guides selling cookies and lastly now all the pimps can stop selling drugs and focus on human trafficking As you guys know I normally go first, but I know the answer to this one. I remember this joke So I'm not going to give it away. I'm gonna go to Adam Bush. What do you think it is? Well, it's also not fair because I have gotten to know Tom really intimately And I know that he has a dark struggle with substance abuse

The first thing he brings up is what an alcoholic he was Rinos or girl get cookies So he knows intimately that Weed leads right to heroin like that's what happens you smoke weed you're on to heroin So I'm gonna go with next the competition will drive down the price of heroin very good What do you think Annie? What do you think Annie? Piki, I think it's P. Everyone can be lazy with the full support of the state legislator. That is wordy enough to be a punchline.

Just about. Megan, what do you think? Oh man. You know, I really like Lastly, but I also feel like Adam is probably right. So I'm just going to go with Lastly and just see what happens. Lastly, but I also feel like Adam is probably right So I'm just gonna go with lastly and just see what happens Trying to get on the board here you're shut out Producer Chris, what do you think? I got a good feeling about number one Yeah, what I like about that is that there's obviously no such thing as a Doritos stock probably like Frito Lay or something some kind of parent company all right I'm going to

tell you that well I'm not gonna tell you we got here from Tom all right it's it's next the competition will drive down the price of heroin I've made fun of this before on the show it doesn't make any fucking sense Heroin and marijuana are two completely different markets and one doesn't drive down prices of the other Anyway, that's the no business Parenting talking about drug abuse you haven't been in the gutter like Tom. I don't know what it's like to peel your face off a bed mattress He doesn't understand drugs. He doesn't understand the free market, he doesn't understand anything.

And when you were talking about how it's a gateway drug, that's not even the point of this joke. Like your reasoning for picking this doesn't even make sense, but whatever, you got it right, so I'll give it to you. See, you gotta get inside the mind of a junkie, Carl. You don't know, you don't know. I don't. Tom and I have lived it together.

With Tom. And Megan just snatched a loss out of the jaws of victory with this one. This past November, we legalized weed. Weed is going to be legal in Maryland and I'm happy about that because that means the competition will drive down the price of heroin The heroin problem so bad again, it doesn't work because no one's sitting there going about this guy's like really into hard drugs You know His attempts at being a personality never work out down the price of heroin

The heroin problem is so bad down there that the Santa Claus on the fire trucks in some neighborhoods they don't hand out candy canes, they hand out methadone. But our gas is cheaper down there. So you know, six of one, half a dozen of the other. I thought I was going to say needles. Methadones. I wasn't going to use that for the game. I forgot that. I didn't know the tag. I was gonna say needles methadone's I Was gonna use that for the game Forgot that I didn't know the time I didn't know I yeah, I thought the other the first

Cardiff I just I know my Tom Meyer sometimes There was no whoosh This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric and Cardiff's Electric's new YouTube channel. Subscribe today at Cardiff Elect, or don't. I'm Cardiff Electric, your friend till the end. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Honest potato there. Well congratulations Adam on on the victory today. Well earned. Tom recently posted a bit from our interview that we did here on WATP where he got the better of us and in that clip he talks about his alcohol days and he says he got so drunk and then he went home and he did some more.

That's what he says. He goes, I went home and I did some more. That's what he says. He's I went home and I did some more He's doing more alcohol So his wording with it is very unique it tipped off to what's happening here But that wasn't a whoosh Cardiff that was like a fist pump or something else because that wasn't the answer though With the Doritos, but oh okay good Bump probably did inspire the whoosh Thank you right in there you're getting deep into my head But I gotta get out of you keeping him on his game there Adam don't

Don't let up right. Let's not let him get lazy on us. No never Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all we talked about Alex Cooper talking to Charlize Theron about sex tips Rob Saul was streaming from work Brendan Schaub might actually get out of this lawsuit Because he's too stupid to actually go through and sign the paperwork that he's supposed to sign because he's too stupid to actually go through and sign the paperwork that he's supposed to sign. Two Bears One Cave is going to replace themselves with better comics. See how that works out.

OP has a new phone and a new friend. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. This is the part of the show we play, a Cup in the Podcast, that we'll be reviewing on the next episode, which will be this Saturday. If you're watching live, you're on our Patreon or YouTube, 2 p.m. Eastern on Saturday. And this is the show we will be checking in on. A clip. Just because I didn't react to his stupid video video He had to make up that I did and put a video of me smoking weed over his stupid video to get attention

All right, let me explain what we're looking at right now because um, I'm very excited to talk about this I watched blind Mike do a episode with Lucy type box last night and they're talking about these three or four Streamers that are getting sued by Ethan Klein for playing his video content nuke Hassan Piker and they purposely played it to take views away from Ethan and Ethan is suing them for doing that for copyright infringement and Casey Tron right here is the dumbest of them all because Casey Tron was talking about how don't watch his show, watch my show, I'm playing the whole thing. She wasn't talking during it.

She was smoking weed. She was using the bathroom. She was eating snacks, very much not transformative. And so her excuse here, which I couldn't believe, is she's pretending that the video was doctored to make it look like she was replaying Ethan Clyde's video and that she wasn't actually doing that. Just because I didn't react to his stupid video, he had to make up that I did and put a video of me smoking weed over his stupid video to get attention.

I'm sorry, I don't give a f*** about your video. Like, I don't know. I don't recall reacting to it. Ooh. She said the R word, recall. That's an insane excuse when somebody sues you for copyright infringement. Like, I don't even remember infringing on your copyright, sir. I don't know. I don't know if I can tell you.

So. And isn't that how John would respond? It is. But actually, Casey Tron is so stupid that first she tried to say it was transformative Yeah So isn't that how John would respond it is but actually Casey Tron is so stupid that first she tried to say it was transformative and then she changed her mind I didn't remember doing it and that said she didn't do it and that Ethan doctor These people should talk to attorneys all of these people have set up go fund me's and they're all raising tens of thousands of dollars Because everyone hates Ethan Klein so they have that going for them But they're really dumb because they've all got on their streams and

Reacted to this without speaking to an attorney first to figure out if they should be reacting to it at all I mean that works out fine for Aaron Imholdt. Actually no, I got bad news for you No, actually he was running his mouth and he didn't get the plea deal he was hoping for now He's got sentencing coming up on October 2nd, so well This is a much smaller audience, so I'm sure they won't know oh No, actually no much much larger audience. Oh Sorry to bring it to you this way yeah, I'm sorry you learned from me Mr.. Smith I

Was gonna say at the top of the show Adam reference the YouTube Transformative content thing that's coming on you you thought he was talking about that, but no there's something else that's coming up Oh, please what is that? Yeah, what is that the 15th? They'd said they're gonna stop allowing people to monetize certain videos basically rebroadcasts stuff AI generated stuff, but it's it's kind of like reaction more reaction stuff So I guess their definition of reaction is the question what's a reaction video what's

oh they're gonna they're gonna stop monetization of reaction videos yeah yeah and it's something about AI voices or voices that are not real it said something about that no like complete complete AI videos that are just like randomly generated and uploaded I guess they want to because I guess people are just making shitty videos and just spamming YouTube with it and getting views and it's nonsense so they're not monetizing that stuff anymore.

Reaction videos is something they're cracking on. But Opie can still do all the different voices in the story right? That's fine. Yes. That's safe. They're going to change the rules and Opie's going to be the kick of YouTube. God damn it. You had to figure it out all along. Mr. Smith, member for four months, says one month of chuckles, three months of not knowing how to cancel, just kidding. I love most of you,

especially the potato and Cardiff. Also, hi, Annie. Hi, Mr. Smith. Hello. Thank you for being here and for subscribing to the show. We like you, Annie. You're one of the good ones. Yes. You're not uppity like the other one of three. And Annie, if people want to check out what you do, they can go to insanity.com. Absolutely. Lately, I've been playing a game called one two minutes like a base building apocalypse game. Check it out.

I've been playing a lot with Spurksnake. And that is I n s a n n e-N-N-E-I-T-Y dot com. I should probably point that out since it's not spelled the way you'd think it would be. Thank you very much. Of course. All right, do we have any new reviews by any chance? We have one long review and I figured, you know,

if Megan wants to read it, she can. All right. All right. She's a much better reader than me. I hope you guys can try this ahead of time. All right. This one is called These Guys Are Spot On. From someone who actually timed the move, moving from the 315 to the big city, right when WNEW went from music to talk and being told up near Williamson, New York, I was stunned.

I don't know what any of that means. WNEW was a staple in New York City area and me relocating from the country back to the city. So here's how it went. I relocated to the family farm after a death and was introduced to the Brother Weez versus Howard fight up there. I remember Howard when I came to New York City in the 80s and he didn't get much better by the time I got up there. 315. I simply couldn't understand the whole Weez thing, but I know that you were either listening to one or the other. Took two years to move, so I'd run six 90-minute tapes during the week to listen to on Friday night's trips to the 315 from the 212 of ONA.

Oh! Oh, 315. I was like, 315 is that a Bible verse? I was trying to figure out if there was a hidden message in there. 212 of ONA I Bible verse I was trying to figure out there's like a message in there. Okay, that was a train now. I'm sorry to understand Okay, so 3 1 3 1 5 the area code in Syracuse So he was going back for these two different area for 2 1 between 2 1 2 and okay Keep going keep going and that's only half the review the rest of it is And that's only half the review the rest of it is captive audience in my truck for five and a half hours Saturday and Sunday or Friday and Sunday night I kept the house during these years of them trying to get wheeze down in WNEW So I had a front seat for the entire thing and when it blew up Ron and Fez were left dangling for the other NYC Hosts were totally screwed

I may not agree with Ron's political views but he carried that show to where it is today Carl loved the podcast and get alerts every time you post on YouTube and enjoy your segments of blind mic when Anthony sits with the group Now right. Oh, thank you for your review. I would hope that person also hit the five-star after they left all that Yeah, after they left us their life story. They left a five-star review very good. Thank you. That's fascinating Give us five stars and shit on us in the comment section I say this every episode don't forget to make it confusing for us So we don't know and other people who check out our show and check out the reviews go

This doesn't make any sense everyone seems to hate these people It's kind of what we were going for since the beginning. I'll give you some voicemails and then we'll get out of here. Hey, Carl. Hey, Chris. Adam, if you're there, I would assume because this is more specifically for you in the last episode, especially during the air and impulse section, I could constantly hear what I think was birds chirping. And I love all the content you guys do. I love Adam Bush's input and new transients on the show. So after I qualify, I just want you to know, please fix the mic.

I can hear you breathing all the time and shit. I guess it adds some 4d element, but I Can't help but I through fixate. Otherwise if it's you Carl fucking for shame Go fuck yourself and love you. Bye And have you gotten any feedback on when you were Coming in from Cleveland on the show. I have not and if there were birds there it's entirely possible. Also if I was breathing I bet it was me that sounds like something I would do and you're absolutely right that's that's awful and I will try not to do that again and definitely call me on it if you see it because no one likes that. I have good news for

you because my editor Ed put together what he calls a love letter to TV's Adam Bush. Oh no. He's the one who has to go in here and clean up the audio after the fact and so he wanted to make sure that You knew how much he loves you this guy's have nothing to talk about But he moved to Austin to not hang out at the mothership He's not like a performer, like he can't hide his moves. So when he's cranking, he feels bigger. That's all you see. I try to hide it, just as he's a story teller. So you're telling me it's not that I'm like, you're super selective on these things?

But it's just like pretty obvious to everyone? But it's just like pretty obvious to everyone?, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just, so I'm just gonna be nice to them and say that was wonderful work It's all my fault, and I promise not to do it again. I obviously I didn't pick up on it I didn't hear him breathing well. I was giving birth during that one episode, so it was a lot that makes sense Did you pick up on that happening because I heard that feedback from a few people oh? Birds birds and breathing birds. Oh just from Cleveland. Yeah, just the Cleveland episode you were up in the attic there probably it was a whole new place Yeah, it was just a temporary We still love you buddy Hey Carl Ronnie and therapy love you love the show listening to the midweek show and Adam's appearance on pricky mayor

And he asked her the question about her mother adding cars to the end of her words And I thought it was interesting because I lived in Manhattan until just after my 29th birthday when I moved to Syracuse and I thought that a polo shirt was called a polar shirt like the bear and I didn't know it until I got up there and figured out there's a difference between a polo shirt and a polar shirt but that's my contribution I really thought it was a polar shirt my whole life because that's how it was pronounced in my family and that's the only way I heard it was polo shirt. I thought you might find that funny don't call me back. I did the first time second time not so

much third time not at all. But yeah no not funny but I appreciate you pointing out that I wasn't trying to get her in some hard our situation like a lot of people I didn't pick up on that a couple people thought I was trying to get her to say something when I wasn't it's a Long Island Tri-state area thing I thought it was my aunt Linda. I thought it was spelled L. I N D E R There's this guy in Syracuse. It's a polo shirts What? Shirts like the bear crazy. Yeah, it's wild. I could listen to that three four times in a row now. It's funny again Yeah, I was just wondering if I'm Carl's gonna be at Chrissy Meyers content house

I heard he's gonna be at Chrissy Meyers content house. So Did he let me know is Carl's gonna be at Chrissy Mayer's content house. So Can you let me know if Carl's gonna be at Chrissy Mayer's content house? cocaine Jesus Yes, cocaine Jesus. I will be a Chrissy Mayer's content hotel We'll be there September 5th and September 3rd through the 7th. Go to WTP live.com Adam's gonna be there Anthony Kumia the great Anthony Kumia was gonna be there. I might cosplay as Avariza though so you might not know it's me. Awesome. I love it. I was

inspired by Cardiff's Chad Zuma costume. I think I'm gonna do the same. Our buddy Mondays who was hanging out with us in Boston, he has a theory. Hey Carl, it's Mondays. So I was listening to the show this week and I got two theories about OP. One, I think the reason he's not listening, he's like wearing glasses is because he's afraid of looking more like Chip Chipperson and that would really piss him off. But that's just, that's a good idea. The one I think has more credence to it is I was wondering why he's staying in his beach house this entire time with no AC because that sounds fucking miserable with his heat

but everyone's theorizing that his family's gone so my idea is that he probably got kicked out of the house or the apartment they live in so he's not allowed to go back there with the AC he has to stay in the beach house because that's his family doesn't want him around All right, call me back. That's interesting cuz also Look, I don't even like New York City. That's why he's been really leaning into that lately So the family kicked him out. They're like no no you go out the log island where we're staying here He's a good like it here doing me a favor. Yeah, but are your friends live here fuck that? We go talk to and yeah on

Zoom I'll be good Anyway, I like that theory. It's good Cardiff, what do you think about that? Have you weighed in on the state of Opie's family? No, I have I have no thoughts. I don't know I I've just I haven't been paying attention open All right, then I'll let you know Chad Z you box family. They do all right. Oh, no I forgot what you've been focused on lately I'll put up a reward for anybody that can show me proof over the last you tell me how long Many years he's been doing that in that apartment proof that they are still living together or have a relationship

I can't I can't do it I've no one watches more open than me so yeah There's no evidence of it and the basics of life like food car phone He can't stop talking about but this stuff there only props and pawns in his trip to the phone store These are stupid he was a car Yeah, this is his 19 car Who is inside cost? When they were in Costco and they had to go in and give him his credit card so they can make their purchase

There's that again. No proof. That's what he said from the back seat of the car damn it you say Don't want his family to be dead kind of bummed about that, but it would get us some publicity It'd be nice. We'd be the experts on it Hey abortion guy, I hate to break this to you that producer Chris lost one of the episodes of point double point I know you were about the fire and but then you found out your boarded son is gonna be starting for the Yankees next year So that's good.

So producer Chris, you're welcome. And go off to a little hell. Thanks. Don't call me back, assholes. That's not how aborted sons work, but that'd be cool. I'd get a jersey. See it's playing for the Yankees. Finally something you're an expert on.

Yes, that is one thing that I know. All right, last one on here. King of Portugal calling in Hey, Carl King of Portugal here I was recently in your motherland and I went to bookstore and found the book I thought you say it's recently your mother. I was like what the fuck Yeah, I'm glad he finished that I went to bookstore and found the book on the very obscured band called High Child Huddles. And the gist of the book is a club-footed boy

that was the leader and creator of the band had to move to Argentina because of some situation, let's call it, then moved to Rochester and stole a prominent band called the Heistotops from a guy called Chris. Hmm, this sounds very familiar. Cheerio! That's not a real book. Calling it right now, it does not exist. There's no way. Cheerio? Wait a minute. He's not from Portugal? No way cheerio wait a minute not from Portugal

It's going on Alright, I think we've done enough today. Thank you all very much for being here Adam great to see you my friend always pleasure Tardif great game. Thank you for giving me one that I'm counting as a victory for myself Tomorrow morning, I will be replacing Chad Zumok and Chad and Chad oh You're gonna do a show with Clearwater Chad, yeah, just a stick at the Chad Zumok Sure be very upset about that. Who doesn't Clearwater Chad do shows with? Me you apparently yeah, you know, we've kicked him off here. He's permanently banned from WATP Maggie thanks for swinging by Anytime I'm sorry. That was such a confusing review. Jeterine,

Annie, great to see you. Thank you. Always. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Nobody cares. They moved out my stuff. I'm trying to find Opie's say others I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go

I'm an asshole Would you reinstall your ass? Thank you. Please clap. I force applause breaks. Z-tits. I force them. Some people earn them, I force them. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye! A plane has hit. Right, we watch it. Carly. Boom.

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