Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep640 - Harland Highway w/Sam Hyde

Episode Date: July 20, 2025

We start off checking out Sam Hyde’s appearance on Harland Williams’ show. Both guys are deep in schtick but Sam wants to “win.” There is no beating Harland at his own game. Sam trashes the studio and even that doesn’t get Harland to break character.  Trucker Andy joins us try to determine what Sam Hyde was trying to accomplish. Tom Myers left a voicemail for Chad Zumock and is so pathetic even the Zman lands a few jabs. We meet Marcos from M3 Reviews, a man who loves streaming, toys, Bud Light, his wife, and weed. He’s the happiest guy ever! Zombies R Hungry is a repetitive weirdo who might be mixing meth with his Faygo. Andy brings some clips of Patrick Michael (aka Paddy C Cups) on Average Fellas Podcast. DarkSydePhil left the internet for a week and came back extremely fired up and desperate for donations as he unironically explains to his audience that they need to get a job. Stuttering John’s first appearance on Stephanie Miller’s show is wild as he blames his children for his divorce. Wow. We finish up with another round 2 Minutes with Tom, the Internet News, and your voicemails. Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Tickets on sale for the Magic Bag on September 12th – ⁠https://www.themagicbag.com/concerts-magicbag/who-are-these-podcasts-hide-september-15-2023-hide⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The show hosted by Harland Williams, the great Harland Williams, very funny guy, always entertaining on podcasts. His guest was Sam Hyde. This is just from a few days ago. It has over 300,000 views already. People are talking about this episode because you have two guys who are having a shtick off. Right. You know, neither guy will break character. And let's see how this, this whole thing starts off bringing the guest on the show. Uh, ladies and gentlemen, uh, hang on theme music. If you put your headphones on, you'll hear the theme music. Sam Hyde is here, everybody. Sam Hyde in the house with his posse Damien Charles Michael Carroll and Lasagna Lips. Yes. Lasagna Lips. How are you? I'm Garfield. Hi, I'm Garfield Carroll.'m Garfield Carol Ryan lasagna lips

What's the music Is there fun music Apparently is it Judas Priest? That's like a 90s Comedy Central like Hell yeah, so Sam looks like he's come in with a strategy with a plan in place he's got his whole posse there these are all the guys from a sketch comedy show and They're there to kind of take over He's already got someone on the other side of harland and they're all crunched up next to each other And he's refusing to put the headphones on they kind of want to run the show that the sense you got

Yes, I think that Sam has been watching a lot of Mattan Evans. Yeah, it like he's trying that sense to do that type of thing and we were Trying to wrap our brains around this last night and it's like they're trying to outmatt on each other on this episode It's very it's very strange because I wouldn't watch a few other episodes of Harlins to to be like is this Normal like is this how he always runs with the show It is not right. This is very out of sorts. I guess that's why it's getting so many views right yeah And Harlan is always playing a character on the show

But he's running into someone who wants to out character him and it Very quickly Sam realizes. Oh, this is all just nonsense that we're doing. I want to talk about cunnilingus Yeah, do you cancer? Do you like it? Cunnilingus yeah, is this is the whole podcast just this what do you mean? Is it just like straight nonsense? Hell no, where's this? What's the serious? What are we getting serious? So, how do you feel about the situation in Cunnllingus? Conellingus County. So I think this is where things start to turn.

Where Sam is just like, are we just going to make shit up and talk to each other about silly things for an hour? Is that what we're doing here? And so Harlan had a plan in place. He had a bit he wanted to do with Sam to see how this would go. And this is him introducing that. Well, I don't know if you know this or not, but gorillas and orangutans. Do you like nature at all or no?

No. But is it okay if we, if I talk to you about it? Of course, yeah. Every night, guys. You're not going to get an answer that you like. I think I will. I'm not a big nature guy. I like bonobos.

Yeah. You like what? Bonobos. I'm not a big nature guy. I like bonobos. You like what? Bonobos. I like great apes. Yeah. You like a bonobo? I don't like nature. Yeah, monkeys are different. Okay, but maybe, what if I swayed you? Well, hit me with what you got. Okay. Gorillas and orangutans make nests every night. Like every night they get twigs and they make a nest up in a tree. That sounds disgusting. I know, but I would love to see you make a gorilla nest. Right here? Yeah. Amber bring in the gorilla twigs. I got you. Here we go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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And so they wanted to capture all these people to be able to do this And I think right there Sam just lost patience for this was like yeah, I'm not gonna be the your puppet Here he's certainly no budding instead of yes, and everything harland is trying to do that is in good fun It sam's not about it. I was reading very hard I had no idea who sam hide was before this so I was doing a little homework on it and on Wiki he's described as an anti-comedy sketch comedian, and it's a lot of trolling and It just seems like he does the fish tank show where they just put people

It's like a real-world kind of thing, but they're streaming 24-7. He's done a lot of really cool things Okay, Sam hide has done, but he's very difficult He's purposely being very difficult yet. He's like these guys are at the opposite end of the comedy spectrum respectively okay, I see what you're saying there, so He takes this equipment and and chucks it and harlan could react to be like oh shit, man We're trying to record a show we got to set this back up, but could you please not do that again? Or he can stay in character and just be harland williams And I think sam was hoping to get him to break. Yes, that seems like what sam was hoping for

And because he doesn't Sam then gets physical with harland Oh, no Big gorilla ass coming in is it gorilla in this room or what? Yeah. Oh hey. Oh.

Oh. There we go. We lost. Ha ha. We lost power. Here get in the gorilla nest. Wait bring in the gorilla twig. Up in the gorilla nest.

I don't know if we have. Let's get you in there. We can't fit in there. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in that nest. Let's get you in that nest.

Let's get you in that nest. Let's get you in that nest. There we go buddy. There we go. There. Gorilla twig. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha out at this point. Super gay right now. Yes. Sam is trying everything. He's wrestling with them. He's trying to push him into the dust. He just tipped over, calling that the gorilla nest. And I don't think Harlan wanted to wrestle his guest. Awkward. I started feeling really awkward at this part of it.

So what are they going to do? How do you get out of this? So this continues on. And Harlan tries to end it by being like, dude, you ruined all the equipment. We're not recording anymore. We can stop doing this. I don't think we're recording anymore. Yeah, this one's in. Is there a way? Yep. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in there. Let's get you in there.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. How did you get in there? Oh. Oh. I thought your back was sore. Okay, now it's funny again. So at the very beginning, Sam's standing up, he's like, Hey, can you sit down? He's like, Oh, I got a sore back. Which obviously he doesn't because he wrestles him for a while.

He throws the table over like that Yeah, fuck this shit meme, and yes, I guess my take on this is if you're the first person to lose they're cool, then you've lost and Harlan is remaining calm and he's doing the bit the whole time and Sam is just and he's doing the bit the whole time and Sam is just flipping tables and trying to wrestle them and make him break and he won't. It's just clearly Sam has lost this comedic paddle of wits. Right. And you notice there for a brief second, this was very interesting, Harlan goes, all the cameras are out. Oh yeah. And Sam for a minute goes, oh. Right, when he thought nothing

was being recorded, he stopped the bit. Right. It's like, okay, well I guess a minute goes. Oh right when he thought it nothing was being recorded. He stopped the bit, right? It's like okay. Well, I guess we'll be on our way and then they started looking around like no that cameras Right back tickle fine It's right back to wrestling also if Sam's posse was in on what was gonna happen They certainly are acting like they didn't know I don't think that they were planning to do this Okay, it was because they were starting to bring in props to have Sam build a desk I honestly don't know how Harlan thought this was gonna go. Oh, you've never done that Yeah, I didn't understand the point of that bit either, but I don't think that he came in thinking he's gonna trash the studio

I think he got more and more frustrated with not being able to out stick Harlan Because Harlan just doesn't break and the other guys that are there That are part of whatever Sam's new project. They're giving Nothing as well. It just seems like they walked in there with the intent of not being on board with The show that they're going on right? They're like, yeah. Yeah actively Defiant like you said like a matanavan like they're they're trying to I actively defy it. Like you said like in my town, Evan like they're trying to

Pull something off here that will be talked about that people will you like? Fries? Come on, dragon fries! What are we gonna eat? I'll eat your face! Ah! Ah! Ah! Yah! Yah!

Here we go. All right, that's enough for you. What? Boom. Wild. What? It sounds like, all right, we're good. We good here?

I think that's all there is to do. Time out. So this is where things take a turn. Because now all of a sudden, they start having kind of a real conversation about how they feel about each other. I am soft-ass. Like you're nuts.

You are nuts. I am. You're a nut. Yeah. You like? I do. You do? Why?

I'm a big fan of yours. You are yeah, why does your You're not suss why? In a good way and creative fun way a one in a million way Now I think what was happening there is that was Sam going you won you didn't break I did everything I could do Congrats. Yeah respect. Yeah, right I think that was a little like nod to like you did better than I expected You're the king get on you kind of thing and Harlan didn't know what to think about this. She's like you're a fan of mine

Harlan didn't know what to think about this. She's like you're a fan of mine What would you do if you didn't like me? Yeah, will you be writing a check or it becomes very clear that harlan does not like sam No, right. Yes, and I'll tell you why we know that it's because of the creative editing they did in post This is where it's time to promote sam's new project and they do a brilliant job of pretending there's technical difficulties Ten years ago So ten years later we redid it. We did a new sketch show. It's called... And it's going to be on M... It's very good. It's hilarious. Because I went and watched a different... I was wondering is this a thing that Harlan does all the time?

Because by and large the only reason to go on a podcast is to promote your stuff all apologies podcast comm that's fine so I went and watched the one from the week before and you get to the end and the woman that's the guest is promoting your Netflix Netflix special and it goes off without a hitch and she gets to promote her show this he's like fuck you we're not talking about anything that you've ever done thanks for trash in the set and yeah, see you never yeah They literally didn't allow a single plug to go out on the final version of this show and I apologize I know it sounds like shit

But the fact that the microphones are gone at this point Yeah, and they're still picking up the audio well enough that we can hear the conversation is interesting You know I wish obviously they would set the microphones back up and talk into them. But what are you gonna do? And then it turns out that Sam Hyde and these guys they do this live show the sketch show they do down in Culver City. And so he's trying to get we're trying to promote that but he's also trying to get Harlan to come down to this live show. And how

long is the show running Sam? This premiere tonight is going to be The show itself is Each episode is like Comes with a tune Oh wow If you're just listening As they're cutting away They're showing a chipmunk eating a peanut And it's adorable

I can watch that all day It's fantastic As much as I have a weird relationship with chipmunks I do want to don't die, but that one was really cute It does seem like Sam genuinely wants him to come to the show, but yes Why would he ever given what you just did on the show? Why would he ever do that? They hit why would you know well right I I know, but he's genuinely like, please come to the show and Harlan's like,

yeah, sure, I'll see you there. Yeah, well, so Harlan keeps up this shtick and he continues to interview him and I think Sam's obviously picking up on the fact that, oh, this is never gonna end. Tell us about your journey with the gang. How did you get here? How did you?

You were just being plain promise. What do you mean? Tell us about your journey with the gang. How did you get here? How did you? Tell us about your journey you got to this place for you doing the show Yeah, you want to play let's play yeah, it's very impressive just like toes out your journey and say like okay I know that's a bullshit question Impressive just like tell me your journey and say like okay. I know that's a bullshit question Because Harlan's show does have it's a little like right now the John Colocon show They get to the end and there's a bit that he does to wrap the show up and that does not happen on this episode So you know harlis just fucking with him this show ends prematurely But they find out that they do have some common ground. Again, neither of them can stop the schtick and have a conversation about it. They have to

keep that going. You started as an animator right? Because I did too. I did. Do you know that? I did animation and film in college. Yeah. I didn't know you started as an animator. Yeah I went to animation college. Really? Yeah up in Canada. Oh cool That's probably why we're connecting so well I hated it too Hey you Love you you get there come to the come come to the shop I'll trash your wife. Okay

Brace face my sister's pussy. I'll trash that too. You cunnilingus? I'll do cunnilingus. Do you know what that word means? Well, it's an Irish airline. What? See, we're cracking up Sam's buddies with that. This whole, you know, oh, you're an animator. And like you said, Andy, it's all no-butting.

They both were in school for animation. And he's like, I fucking hated it. He's like, okay, stop having that conversation. Fair enough. So eventually this whole thing just peters out. That's it for today's show. What a treat. I wish we could have given you more, but I really wish we could have kept this going

longer, but it's just, our schedule doesn't permit it. Yeah. The front legs of it, they broke. They gave up right now so sad we don't have the endurance to do yeah we're gonna make it for that that's it for today until next time we'll be back what are we gonna be back i don't know what you're doing tonight can we do another one tonight you want to run it back tonight no do a midnight showing all right yeah we'll be back next episode we'll be back next time we'll see you next time What are you doing tonight? Can we do another one? Tonight. Do you want to run it back tonight? No, do a midnight showing. Alright.

Hell yeah. We'll be back next episode. We'll be back next episode. We'll see you next time on the Holland Highway Pocket. Chicken chow mein and any final words Sam Hyde? One love. I'm pretty sure he dropped an Ed Bob there that they cut away from because he goes one love and then and then they cut away and he's like oh sorry man I don't know what I'm doing

fucking god that's what it seemed like to me but I'm just speculating I don't have any proof of that so yeah that's that's what went down with the Harman-Williams. How not to make friends. Right. They should have called that episode. Yeah. I have a new guy. Oh, before I do that, Nan Cran has been a member for 17 months.

Is this also cringe of the week? Oof. No. Do you know what cringe of the week is? Cringe of the week is. Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week is cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week is brought to us by Cardiff who sent this to me because he's always watching Chad Zumach. And Chad Zumach has this call in line, you know,

you can leave voicemails for him, but it's like the drunken call in line supposed to get drunk and then call Chad's show and then he'll play it on the air. Well, he had a celebrity Call in to the call in line just this week. Look who called the drunk dial hotline everybody It's celebrity Tom Myers Zumach Tom Myers I know I'm not drunk. I haven't been having that special drop of alcohol in 13 years, five months and counting. We catching up on your. Yeah, Tom, you got to drop this. I was a horrible alcoholic shtick. No one's buying it. No one cares. No one's sympathetic. No one thinks you were cool. I swear he's he's dude to be like I used to be so fucking cool guys

I was a rock classic. They weren't no you didn't like the taste of bourbon. Yeah, stop it with that Your earlier shows Saw that people are complaining about people not getting through to the drunk dial hotline. So I remember message right now If this gets played, I'll know it went through. If it doesn't, your drunk Lyle hotline is seriously fucked up or you just think this message sucks and you don't want to put it on the air. All right. Well, that's enough. I think you got the point across, right? Tom, you're not going to continue out with nonsense, are you?

I don't. I want to. It's fine with me. But yeah, sorry I haven've been around. I've been in the chat lately. I have been Taking a break. I've been picking up a lot of a lot of a Lot of work have been doing I have to say if anyone who considers themselves a streamer or a host or part of this world So sorry, I've not been in the chat lately. They're not doing well no one's looking for you in the chat Tom no one gives a shit but he's been he's been really busy working let's find out what he's been

working on because I'm always interested in Tom's personal life or life outside of being a celebrity comedian. More public address announcing for baseball tournaments near me. So that has been keeping me busy. Okay, as as Cardiff pointed out, you know, he's the public address announcer for these baseball tournaments. These things happen on weekends.

And times when I've just been so busy, I didn't have time to get into your chat room and chat with you. It's like OP is busy Easter weekend. Right. Chat with you. It's like OP is busy Easter weekend, right? Been taking a break from all of this Podcast bullshit kind of watching it from afar not really being an active participant as of late, which is Jesus Tom. Calm down and Actually have a day off from that now, like I said getting caught up so I am going to head to my casino Play some slots, play some blackjack.

What kind of fucking voicemail is this? He has to tell you how cool he is? I'm still a big gambler though. Play some slots, clipping coupons, saving money. Cool grandma. I just abandoned this whole abandoned comedy abandoned podcasting. I like the idea of Tom Myers just calling a high school baseball game or just there's no jokes involved. Your instincts are so off on this. Why? No, no, no. He should be podcasting more. I've missed him from the podcast.

He's taking too much time off. He needs to be back to streaming. He needs to be stream sniping Aaron him hold come on Andy I actually want to hear him call a game You guys are both boring. No. I mean I bet up to I bet he's terrible Getting it wrong. Yeah telling people the wrong information look at that monkey run wrong information look at that monkey run haha top my cop my here's a drink down

yeah I mean I know it's great for us to have him be terrible at casting yes but I'm just saying he's better so hey I hate time to make a decision that is likely not enough that I can go ahead and done what are you up to? Say, fuck you everybody and scurry off into obscurity and you know not speak to anybody again

but whatever just going out and having a little bit of fun and I'll see you all in the chat later Peace out, lots of love everybody He's still not done Jesus I'll see you all in the chat later. Peace out. Lots of love everybody. He's still not done. Jesus. I'll see you all in the chat later said the guy with lots of friends. Right. These are two people with no friends. Correct. Not interacting with each other. Wow. Tom, thanks for the update. No, I appreciate you calling.

Now, we all know what Tom Myers is up to guys. In case you were in the dark, we know what he's up to now. All right, here it is, ladies and gentlemen. Here's the coach Scott phone call. Okay. And then he moves on to his big story. Calling coach Scott and having pleasant small talk. That was definitely cringy. Yeah. Chad talking back to him.

Chad actually scored a couple points on that one. It's hard not to against Tom Myers, though. I agree. But it really is just like, oh yeah, what are you up to? And what do you got going on this weekend? It's like, why is there a voicemail like that? Just want to remind everyone how cool I am? Yeah, who is wondering what time, I mean,

go to a baseball game, go to a casino, that, do it on your own time. I don't need a voicemail about it. That's nobody cares. Nobody's wondering where you are in the chat and nobody cares what you're up to this weekend. Andy, I think what you're trying to say is that nobody cares. you're trying to say is that no, all right. Principled uncertainty who brought us Lisa Boswell. He was the guy who found Lisa and Helga and came to me and said, Carl, you got to check these two out. And boy, was he right about that. Well, he has a new find and I want to introduce everyone to Marcos who

hosts the M three Reviews YouTube channel. This guy is very excited, he's very happy, he's jolly, he's loving his life. This is a stream that's called Talking Toys and Talking Shit. This guy has lots of toys and he's got these tattoos like the Decepticon logo from Transformers. He's got one right below his neck He's got one on the back of his hand here, and he's got one on the back of his hand here So I feel like if an Autobot was nearby they would be able to identify him very quickly I would disguise that stuff if I was him, but that's what he's into and he's gonna tell us a story about How great things are going he lives lives in New Mexico, by the way

This is this is really exciting stuff going on Some some gummies man, I got these delivered to my door Within 30 minutes for a hundred and hundred and hundred seven dollars and tip right nothing it's like dude you don't have to and it came from like somewhere where i would have to drive to right like what up pops pops he gets so excited when he sees people in the chat that he recognized he's got like 2100 subscribers out here and i love that he's like doing the show and tell thing. Oh, check out these gummies I got.

They were delivered from a place that I would have to drive to. Yes. Yeah. So it's that down the block. Yeah. They don't live in your house. Yeah. Okay. That's usually how delivery works. I would have to say. Uh, so let's get a glimpse into this guy's life. Let's, let's hear a little bit about his lifestyle. Man, I don't, I don't watch fucking pops. Do you watch like TV shows? Like every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, you're good to the TV or like, like, cause I like, do I just do exactly what I do?

A little bit of cooking, a little bit of this, a little bit tiny bit of cleaning, you know, dishes. Yes. But fucking shit like that. And then going live streams and shit They will look beyond Kaz's channel and shit. That's that's where I fucking that's what I do man. I fucking I enjoy being everywhere. Did you guys all of us are everywhere man fucking Georgia? fucking Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah Fucking. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

I'm everywhere. I love this. Yeah. So this guy, do you see how much fun he's having doing this? He hops out. He's like, what are you watching? TV shows? Not me, man. I'm streaming. I am getting high. I'm eating gummies. He loves Bud Light. He drinks lots of Bud Lights while he's on and he takes a hit here and he turns Irish. Yeah. Oh, let me take another hit of this stuff you call weed. What is it now? Weed. Oh, I remember this shit you'd be calling weed.

Oh, the last time it really got me. Hey, one time I greened out. Oh, dude, I'm glad that Markey and Maisie were there because they assisted me. Oh, man, dude. I've greened a couple of times, shout out greening out. That's when you're that's when the tanks full and the gas just keeps coming out the side. Well, fuck, dude, you ever green out guys?

I might have in Detroit. I'm not sure. Yeah, I did in Boston. I've never heard of the term greening out before I didn't know this happened but he's really excited about it. It's pretty jolly about the possibilities of greeting out again someday. Yeah he's talking about the minutiae of everything and turning Irish. Yeah. I think he's a Tom Myers fan. Tom Myers little paddy sea cups greening out in there. Oh, yeah And then he explains what happens when you drink alcohol and what the fuck is it in alcohol?

What up, man? What what is it in alcohol that impedes your bloodstream? Okay, it thins it out It makes it like water. So your brain what can't run on thin thin blood Something in alcohol fucking really just Man Alcohol Sugary Coyote has a good point here based on WTP history We're going to be intrigued by this guy then terrified then love him then mourn him We're going to be intrigued by this guy then terrified then love him then mourn him It's very possible that's what happens. All right, so that's interesting that that thin blood is why your brain don't work so good when you're on alcohol a

Guy in the chat recognizes that the sticker on the top of his bong in front of him says toy Merrick's and He's hurt. I'm sorry toy Merck's and he is so excited the show and tell on this show is second to none he's so excited to show you the sticker that a toy Merck's sticker on your bong yeah yeah check it out it all the way around the, that's great. But it's like when it's like in front of me, it says me, dude. Jesus Christ.

That's fucking awesome, dude. I think he's greeting out. Yeah. It's not that entertaining. Yeah, but you can only see the M and the E on the sticker the way he has it wrapped around the box. I think he's greeting out Yeah, but you can always see the M and the E and the sticker the way he has it wrapped around the box He's like check this out, dude How do all these burnouts know how to turn into Slater from days that confused yeah It's like if you just smoke enough weed everybody turns into the same person. Oh My god, dude

Turns into the same person They call them fingers So he talks a lot about his wife Chrissy who he loves and Chrissy actually shows up in a little bit, and he's got a son. I think he has multiple kids I think they're grown talked about his son's house. They're not allowed to play with the toys though. No, probably not. Stay out of dad's toy box. Probably not. But uh lots of shout outs to Marky, his son, his wife, Chrissy who just celebrated her 50th and he's gonna now start showing off uh more of his gummies that he got. It's very excited about

those. But look what I got shit more gummies motherfucker It's not the same one Toys or gummies it's about anything he wants it to be it's his world we're just living in it for the time being and What he does on this show, and this is what intrigues me the most about this. And I do have some ideas, but he puts the StreamYard link right there in the chat for anyone to find. Look, so I won't get my feelings hurt if nobody jumps on, but if you guys want to talk, I mean, it's up to you. I'm just going to throw a link in there. And I'm going to talk to myself for a little bit anyway.

But totally up to you. Rob, yeah, what up, Rob? If you guys just want to listen to me battle, I totally get it. It's so exciting when it sees people you know. Adam Bush is here. So this is what I was going to say. I'm going to go on a stream.

Oh, OK. The next time this guy's streaming and he's put the stream yard link up, I'm on. I have so many questions and I can't sit through it. These go on for three, five hours sometimes. I can't sit through the whole thing to figure out what's going on. I gotta just ask questions. So I'm gonna try to get on there. And Retri shows the stream yard link. He's like, guys, if you want to hop on, you can. There it is. We find out that his buddy Doug is in the house There he is choose a Doug Doug grab that link if you want to homie I'll fucking you'll talk hey

Doug's an all-nighter Doug will go fucking till fucking Wednesday coming up With coffee after coffee after coffee. This is a Tuesday For this guy. I'm pretty sure this is a weekend. I think that was an exaggeration joke. I think Cuz he talks about having to get up for work. That's your thing I want to find out what he does for work because if I had a Corporate job for lack of a better term, sure as fuck wouldn't be doing this on the weekends. So I'm curious where he works

and if they know about his online persona and his hobbies over here. So you just saw that Doug Smith says sup. And he goes, oh man, Doug, this guy's cool, man. Maybe he'll come on the show. And thank God he did because our Our boy Marcos had to get up and grab another beer. And so Doug is an entertainer through and through

Mrs. In three I'm gonna I'm gonna grab another beer. I'll be back in like three minutes All right All right, Doug. What do you got for us us? I'll keep your board folks. All right. Cool. So while I was sitting around the day, I painted an airplane. This is what I've been working on all day. Yeah, it looks good man. Cool. It's a real neat airplane you got there. What's crazy about this is that these are, like that guy's very old.

He's an old guy. And all these people are past middle age. And they're the most immature people I've ever seen. They're playing with toys. They're painting models They're bragging about gummies getting delivered and yet marcos is excited about an all-nighter with this guy. Yeah, what's that like I? Don't know About that committed model trains we I feel like if Doug set up a camera Over his model and painted it. there's a cross-section of corn

That's what I was gonna say people want to want to watch corn to 3d print something They'll watch Doug paying a model airplane if you're into model airplanes But I'm sure Doug from the jingles department would be watching it all night Now before Doug comes on we back up again before he comes on, we back up again before he comes on. Marcos gets a text from his buddy B and this cracks him the fuck up. He loves this text. And I'm so freaking high right now. Oh, M F G cloud. I want to jump on with you, but Jesus, I don't think I physically

can. He shows it. So the text fucking a B. Tear that shit up, bro. Everything makes him giddy. I love this guy. He's got to get the meter.

I like the way he thinks about life. He also says some weird things that don't make any sense to me at all. He's he has two beers in front of him, but only one of them is open and he's worried about the one that's not open yet not being as cold as it could be. I had every time I get up I go to the bathroom and grab one right and sometimes I go to the bathroom more than I fucking so I got another one right here but now it's it's warming down right I don't want it to warm down so I'm'm gonna walk this back. I'm gonna walk this back to the freezer real quick, let it sit in there. By the time I'm done with this one is about Three quarters of the way Halfway done this one will be chill. I'll be right back. You ever hear of something warming down before? Oh

It's really it's really weird. I Guess if it's already cold If something is room temperature you warm it up It's already cold warms up It's already cold. It warms down. So the thermostat works up and down like this. That's why we say that but alright It's warming down. You need to go take some more gummies. Yeah, I obviously do fucking get it I mean the Primus concert concert was very thrilling last night, but I'm over it now. I'm back.

Here's a fun thought experiment. So he explains, what if there was no more Bud Light? Because all he does is drink Bud Light. And he's like, what would that, would I even be able to survive something like that? And so, oh, you know what I was thinking today? If there's something that happened where like, I probably mentioned this before but like if okay bud light just like boom that the all the plants on the earth Fucking blew up boom boom boom boom. There's no way of making it because they forgot the recipe

Other people that fucking were running everything had vanished with fucking Vanished with Thanos is fucking thumb flick right because he has that shit powering right Can I live without Bud Light? That's the question I'm not And in this thought experiment which is wild because he goes all the plants will be destroyed you won't be able to live Give you that answer yeah, but he goes. I mean I don't like Coors Light Okay, literally in this thought experiment there are other light beers, but he drinks Bud Light. He doesn't give a fuck about any other light beer You'll drink whatever Vince the lawyer sends you that's the answer

That's coming soon. I like that. They forget the recipe to Bud Light. It's like four things Forgot the word for snap the thumb flick I can't imagine anyone you know being like meh about beer and then trying their first Bud Light and be like oh I'm never drinking anything else this is that yeah this is it's all Mountain Dew Bud Light I hope nothing ever happens to this this is perfect you can't improve

on this so he points out that all of his beers are dudes like at a certain point Just like this these are all guys by the way when I'm drinking these beers. He's a child Yeah, putting this dude in my mouth And don't clip that and this guy pop the trunk toys who he calls pops comes up with a really good joke You down 18 dudes in Got you there That's great pops

That's great That is great. That's a good one. These guys are loving life. I've never seen anything like this Just anything that's like even mildly amusing. They, whoa! This is amazing! This is the opposite of this show where they just love everything instead of shitting on everything. I'm actually liking this, Andy. I don't know about you. So he tries to ask his buddy Doug here if he's ever seen the movie Deliverance, but he doesn't know the name of the movie and he asks it in a very retarded way. Hey, did you watch, did you watch, what is that, when they were up there in the river and then they got caught up by them, but motherfuckers going, fuck you, my man, squeal like a pig

and shit. What is that? Deliverance. Deliverance. Deliverance. You must be like a pig and shit. What is that? Oh Delivery deliver it We watched that in the eighth grade with TV and they pull the TV out We were just like and we had to do a report on it. What Billy feel about his ass Yeah, that's not true He's making that up But I just like that. You know that movie

Up the creek with Burt Reynolds Tugs like yes, I speak burnout. That's deliverance. Yep. Oh This is fun because they're on stream yard and they're next to each other Markles pretends that they're like in the same room. He's like fucking with them We got with us. nobody wants to join the camera chat no it's just just being you tonight man me. Get out of here, Doug. That's awesome.

Fucking children. So you see principal uncertainties of the chat there. He says, I've decided this is the new show I will share. I know this will get some good nature to ribd ribbing But eventually be beloved over and out And then he tries to send the money And then it responded that surprise he put in the chat How do I send you guys money and they didn't respond to that this guy's got enough money for his gummies and his Bud lights He's fine. He's not on here trying to grift. He's not one of these assholes Who goes online and begs for money got some dark side Phil coming up a little bit

Hey, you got an update on that fucking guy. This is just from another stream just this is just him like entering the room very slickly too, I should add and Introducing himself everybody. Hello. Welcome back to the channel. This is Marcos from in three views. Just checking it out again What are you guys doing tonight? I myself just got off of work came home took a shower Drank about three beers in the shower. I came out here I've had a beer in the shower before I'm not gonna lie. It's fun three You must be really scrubbing his balls done. Hey, we're warming down. You gotta yeah, I guess so I

Wanted to do a special unboxing tonight of a box that my friend Cobra clan sent for me. Cheers you guys shout out I just had a really busy week. My wife just turned excuse me. Cheers Just start drinking your beer before you cheers me sir so anyway, that's m3 reviews on YouTube and I'm gonna try to get on that show I Want to be a part of it? I want to see what's doing I'm gonna steal Adam Bush if you can go beer for beer with Marca I would try that I'm gonna have to do it the way the tab Burt did it at our show

Didn't actually finish all those beers sorry to spoil that for everyone But yeah, I'm gonna steal Adam Bush's's stick and I'm going to try to get over there. Thank you principal uncertainty for finding those fine people. Uh, at Grey Goose, we believe that pleasure is a necessity. That's why we craft the world's number one premium vodka in France using only three of the finest natural ingredients. French winter wheat, water from Jean Sac, and yeast. With Grey Goose, we invite you to live in the moment

and make time wait. Sip responsibly. There was another streamer. We're doing a lot of odd ends on this episode. Vert in the Discord told us zombies are hungry. Oh talk about assholes begging for money on the internet, this is one of those Who is it that fad of the the NPC? Put somebody puts in emoji in the chat tick tock and then that prompts the person to do We had that black woman that made like a hundred grand doing it, right? Yes so people have seized on that and tried to do their own version of this and

Zombies are hungry would be maybe a jugalow version. Okay in One here. This is sounds unique. Yeah, there's a couple of Things that whatever the emoji is one is if you put hands in the emoji He has a reaction for that if you put what it and Okay There's eyes and there's hands and those prompt this guy to do specific things. Alright everybody brace yourself. It's very it's very upsetting seeing this guy.

Okay. Pick a boo. Pick a boo. Hola, I'm Yamosi. Welcome back to that dark side. Can I get some hands and chicken chicken chat y'all having a happy happy happy happy day. Don't forget to throw down on a happy dance because you know It's time to clam slam with your boy cuz look at how even in a nicely told out balls up in the chicken chicken chat That's right. We ray Charles to the nonsense son. We ray Charles to the nonsense Wow You were saying it reminded you of what Chrissy Salem. Yeah. Yeah

Except that vibe to it except it's way more glitched out It's just the same thing over and over again for an hour, but the the next Let's talk about this because there's people who aren't watching this We're listening to this. Yeah, no idea what we're looking at here first off that set that he has That must have cost what a dollar thirty. Yeah, I think it's sponsored by party city Basically, yeah, it's just a bunch of things draped down in the background with spirit and some Christmas lights spirit Halloween's going out of business sale and then he's got this hat on that's all Bedazzled yeah, and there's a lot of shiny things on his outfit

None of it matches and I don't make sense and then his face makeup so he's wearing the white clown face makeup with red all around the eyes and I guess he's trying to look scary, but then he's playing peekaboo So I'm not sure what to make of that. It's very Juggalo-esque. Yeah. I think he's trying to seize on that audience, which was confusing for me when I first put this on because I'm watching it on YouTube and the chat is not monetized on YouTube.

So I'm pretty sure this lives on TikTok. Yeah, okay. Where he's getting monetized on YouTube so I'm pretty sure this lives on TikTok yeah where he's getting monetized because from our perspective what we're watching here you can't tell that he's making any money but why would he keep doing it unless he was don't assume yeah I mean Marcos is doing all that shit over there for three hours for nothing right so you could be right about that but in clip two let's see some more of these prompts the brains obviously you can see that in the chat and there's sock emoji apparently that fosters one of the more disgusting reactions from this guy oh boy

peekaboo peekaboo can I get some brains ain't no brains here you maybe know somebody they maybe know somebody that some brains the sockless look at it. Look at it live Don't mind if I do get the socks off in his money. Let's get them toesy woosy showing Chigga chigga chat, let's get the toes out. Let's air them toes II was ease into the summertime Okay, it's stuck out of the big toe. I got nervous for a second My channel shut down. I think I don't think that's his Immersively, I think it's fake but still disgusting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, there are a lot of props associated with this and What what you're missing is the repetitiveness?

I have boiled these downs to this happens when you see this emoji This happens when you see that emoji But you see him over and over again And he's peek-a-booing running in and out of the room and doing that brains brains rap So it just goes on and on and on so I don't know how you could watch this for several Minutes to hours. You get bored with it so quickly.

People are coming in and out, I would imagine, if there are people watching this. Right, and I don't know what the numbers are on TikTok, but it looks like there's 19 people watching it on YouTube. But the next one, I think it's a bull, or like the way one of the handshapes has this other bull kind of reaction that he does bullshit. Pick a bow.

The wheel. Can I get some hands and check it to check y'all having a happy, happy day. Don't forget about throwing down at a happy dance. Wanna play peekaboo peek Peekaboo! Peekaboo! El Wushy! No Toro, no! Mew! Mew! El Wushy! No Toro, no!

Mew! Mew! Can I get some hands in chicken chicken check? Y'all having a happy happy day. This is not gonna age well Right. Yeah, so I think this is a time capsule They were weird. Yeah Right, so I guess that's the whatever metal hand is the bold El Toro wooshie thing What's crazy is how? Consistent he is with this it's the same every time. Oh, that's what's crazy well

You would think that I would agree. That's crazy the chaotic messed out energy of this guy would get in the way of the consistency But it doesn't it doesn't that's good. He's got a work ethic mm-hmm and the other thing when he's not doing the same thing over and over again, he digresses into these crazy messed out rants and clip for Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm OZ. I don't know if you know this, but these deuce juices come running up on shaboi, trying to clam slam with shaboi, throwing noodles, sockless leaves. And the next thing I know, they come tickling me in my gooch with the tickler. How you think I got the tickler? I had to fight it away from a couple little elfkins talking about, ooh, goo-gee-goo-gee-oo, ah, goo-gee-goo-gee-oo.

These gremlins had two teeths. They was more ruthless and toothless than any yard bird I had come up against any time soon. It says, I bust out my blockers, and I was the wrong kind of block bird. I had come up against any time soon. It says I bust out my blockers and I was the wrong kind of blocker. I threw wrong kind of blockers. They had me down tickling my

toes. They had a tickler in my nose. Pick a boo. Pick a boo. Alright, this is almost Kermick X if Kermick X was more creative. Okay. You know, rather just talking about being a man in the valley of men this guy's Acting out these crazy stories getting his fighting gremlins, and he's losing to them tickle fighting. Yeah

Because he does have another I think there's another emoji that it's like a cat of nine tails with a tickler on it He's also got a rubber chicken that he jerks off. That's one of them, but Very cool very cool And in the last well you got the image to write it okay So this last one shit gets real when somebody in the chat Jake Jake is asking him how he can become part of The zombies are hungry team. Oh someone wants to get a job at this fine company, okay? Well you just keep on coming back and back and back and then you know You think bang this up in the bell and the bell doesn't always work very well as the feedback from my team and then

first foremost Yeah, just keep coming back around back around around, back around, back around, back around. I mean, that right now you might be able to catch my attention right now, but, um, uh, you know, in a few days it might be, or whatever the heck, you know, it might be hard to, uh, catch my attention. Uh, if these goofballs, uh, stop messing around with the diggity, diggity, dang, dang, dang, and we can go back on track the way we were, uh, last week, uh, and, uh, before

all this, uh, crazy chaos of, uh, doxing me and all the stuff that these guys are doing Oh shit think things just got real. Yeah For a second there was like when Sam Hyde thought the cameras were off He he was hardly repeating himself voice dropped and he's like well, you know real buses Really want to oh wait dignity Yeah, if you give me enough money in the ding-dang thing and I stopped getting docks to that And maybe you could join my team But that was one of the things that I caught on to in the chat

There is a certain if you want to bring up the image there that longer Can you zoom in on that at all? I got it This was getting spammed in the chat over and over and over again And it says this pig goes around apparently saying he's a doctor too. I was in a unit with him once. He's super poorly, keeps going into hospitals pretending, extremely worrying and dangerous. So I don't know if he's drug seeking or something, but

this Rachel person kept Pasting this in the chat over and over and over again for the whole second half of the stream And then suddenly he's like people just keep talking to me. I don't know what's going on, but so that's why he wears makeup So he's not recognized when he goes Looking for drugs that makes sense You should meet up with Vito get some of his meth It might be good very bizarre I guess Aaron Imholed should maybe try that right yes brains

I'll try anything I've seen it Simon Cheap says now that that's over. Let's never speak of it again Well, thank you for the discord for saying that our way I keep finding weirdos and sending them our way Please because you never know when we might find the next Patrick Michael. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I don't wanna know.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me Because that's absurd I want to thank Melvin Sherman for sending this my way It's a podcast that Patrick Michael patty broken skull patty seek ups appeared on four years ago called average fellas podcast a podcast for average people hosted by Zodi Zack and this guy actually Does have a pretty good broadcasting voice and he gets on with Patrick and this is at a time when Patrick is hosting Do you party wait? What was the name of that party?

Do you party party? Yep? This is the Party no do you party party? Yep? This is the pro party and stuff Because what it's called can I come to the party yeah, and I had Jody be on all apologies all apologies podcast calm and He I was asking him because he's the one that brought Patrick Michael to the table, so yes, I was Asking about their history how he Discovered Patrick and what in this is what they used to do what he's doing with this guy They really you have a podcast have a podcast Let's interview each other and we'll promote our own things and you can rate my show and I'll review your show and What Patrick Michael didn't get then and doesn't still seem to get now is that when people go review your show

They're like oh this sucks. He's like oh, and I asked you to review my show I didn't say tell everyone it sucks balls. It keeps happening to me. I'd say be honest Yeah, so this is an effort of you this other gentleman that is interviewing Patrick Michael went on Do you party and now he has Patty on here? And it's just the greatest hits of Patrick Michael, the same thing that you would expect. We could even play the game like guess what he's going to say and you're probably going to get it right. So this is how he gets introduced onto the show in clip one. Patty Brokenstall is my guest. He is the host of Do You Party podcast. What's going on my guy?

Happy to be here. I'm enjoying this but I will say ahead of time man get ready get ready cuz they're coming I'm an enigma all right the name is out there maybe not the patty broken skull but people know me they know the voice I love it this is cocky Patty we were focusing on him a lot we were talking about him on a weekly basis back then yeah and he's going anything that I go on is gonna get reverberated throughout the nation so watch out for us. He's not just famous he's infamous. More than famous, infamous. And in clip two he is going to say oh yeah I mean when you got a voice like this the

talent is through the roof you I mean you might as well try and make money with what God gave you I had a lot of girls tell me how nice my voice was on the phone Oh, so I was like well gross let's start singing my guy. Let's do it. You know like this utilize it somehow, right? I had a lot of girls tell me how nice my voice is on the phone to calling 900 numbers He's probably who's talking to girls on the phone What's going on? That's what you assume when you call a phone sex line, and it's just oh you got a sexy voice I bet you're a great singer you should start singing in a metal band or a karaoke out of key

Yeah, is that why we get all this awful karaoke from Patrick Michael cuz yeah A woman told he has a nice told him he has a nice voice Yeah, sex worker told him in a nice voice once and now he can't stop singing and he won't shut up But it's a crazy conversation. They're having because right out of the gate. It's nothing about like I have something to say I have a format That's interesting. I Needed to broadcast for this reason, that reason. They're both just like, we sound pretty good. Yeah, yeah, your voice sounds pretty good,

so does mine, that's why I do a podcast. That's not a good reason to start a podcast. No. It's a horrible reason. I wouldn't be podcasting if that was the reason to start. Oh shit. Same here. I know you love fun facts, Carl.

I do. Let's find out some fun facts about Patrick Michael specifically The second one that he thinks of okay. There's not a other podcast in podcasting right now that does what do you party does and When I read because this is not new this isn't something I just threw out there. Okay. This is something I cultivated for Four months. It's not a long time, but when you're going through and you're making the music you're making the art You're locking down the RSS links You're locking down the Instagrams and shit like this the emails when you're doing all of that stuff and then also creating

Hey, man, what else can I post on Instagram? That's not just about the podcast. Hey, what kind of videos can I do? Can I get these big guests? Can I get other guests because I'm essentially just using the podcast to push myself into The comfort of asking anybody to be on the show, right? I don't care Anybody has this story. You don't have the story. You don't know gotta be on the show, but I'm going to ask you You're gonna get asked he never knows how he's gonna finish a sentence Yeah, I do this to push myself into the comfort of asking people to do my show what? So if you want to tell the story you can come to me first

I give you that opportunity But my my goal is always to I'm asking anybody who reacts to anything that has to do with the podcast if you like it If you put you know what I mean you start following me guess what guy you get in a message very soon That says you want to come on Soon that says you want to come on is that right? That's not true Not true. There's one thing we all know about Patrick Michael. It's that he welcomes anybody Yeah, that is that goes in his chat onto his show Well, it's that that wasn't three was it is there clip three. I already played three didn't I mmm? Oh no I guess I missed three that's okay

Still a fun clip my apologies on that one, but yeah, so I didn't realize that he has no idea why he started the podcast Well, you know art and Instagram and guests Just focus this is why it's so difficult for him to live his life. Yeah, he has no focus He has no idea what he's doing, but he's like well There's nothing like this on the internet so it must be a good idea not every idea is a good idea Yeah, just the house cuz nobody else is doing it doesn't mean it's going to be successful. I apologize. I deleted this off the board before I played it. Here are the fun facts. Can you share one interesting fact about you as an individual as Patty Broken Skull? One interesting fact. Just anything

any. Oh man, I don't even know. It's got to be's interesting Yeah, let's see. I have a hard head. That's where the broken skull comes from um I'm super flexible for being my size. It doesn't make any sense what I'm a ginger which you know that's you know That's a life struggle in itself I have a hundred and twenty five percent more vitamin D in my body than the average person by being a ginger, so thank you That is a great average fact man. That was awesome. Yeah, it really was awesome I'm Flexible which is odd for a guy my size. He talked about being fat maybe So I didn't think that flexibility didn't do a size

Yeah, I was confused by that. That's fun fact though Yeah, I know. It's a dumb fucking question. We had a lot of fun. Didn't we I said one and you gave me four terrible ones Yeah, can you come back to me? Here's a fun fact about me. I look like a virgin and I have two children That that would be what Patrick should say when asked that question Yeah, somebody wanted to fuck this. Can you believe it? I hope his family's doing well. In clip five, you're not going to be surprised to learn that it's all about the headphones,

Carl. Don't expect the best, the best quality stuff here. But, but I did it. It's professional. I'll tell you that right now. It's clean. It's so professional everything about it is as As professional as you can get it would be weirder if you got on my episode and you were using headphones with the fucking mic In the headphones, you know what I'm saying, right you It's legitimate. You're feeling like a professional. It looks professional Nothing wrong with the whatsoever. Thanks, man. I really appreciate that Wow shots fired to Kevin Brennan Whatsoever thanks man, I really appreciate that Wow shots fired a Kevin Brennan

Showed up looking better than Kevin Brennan. That's all it takes to impress Patrick Michael. That's pretty cool man You got headphones and then a microphone is a separate thing you have there sweet Yeah, must be a good show doesn't get much more professional than that must be good So we've hit these greatest hits he brought up the ginger thing he brought up headphones So we've hit these greatest hits he brought up the ginger thing he brought up headphones Can't have my Patrick Michael episode without that Flexibility, let's hear a joke bomb horribly. Okay. Hey guys You know if life was like a box of chocolates, what do we tell diabetics? nothing

Why is he still think that's a good joke? Is this thing on? Straight from his stand up act. He had to say, oh, nothing. Then the host decides to give him a pity laugh. Classic. Now this is where the host starts asking him for advice. I don't know, maybe the guy that's the host Is just looking for a shortcut to success and he's come to the wrong place for it, but clip 7 This is Patrick Michaels advice about how to be a successful podcast here. I always love this

I can't wait, but somebody told me at one point very early in my podcast days to be the big fish Be the big fish and when you're told that from a person who has always to be the big fish. Be the big fish. And when you're told that from a person who's always felt like the small fish, I did. And maybe that was rubbed people wrong. Maybe they they were looking at it in a negative light, but also who gives a shit. I don't care. I don't care. I'm not doing it for just that guy. Classic. I'm not doing it for the comments the likes who get I don't care, dude It's gonna be here, and I got to a point where it was just like expect it you don't have to like my content Just expect it. It's coming

Whatever what the fuck does that mean be the big fish? I don't know have you never heard the second half of that trope Patrick Michael It's a big fish in a small pond that means that there's nowhere for you to go. Yeah, that's it's a small universe That's not what that's not advice. It's not being the bigger man. Yeah, it's not advice. Also. It might rub people wrong Yeah, you know None of that made sense no and he's he confuses himself He's I love it when he's being interviewed because then he has to answer questions And he has no idea by the time he's talking for a couple sentences what the question was he's already forgotten that he's off

I'm like how do I stop talking now? The way he stops talking is he ends everything with oh, whatever. I don't care Doesn't matter right? That's funny that you say that because I had several clips from this and I knew that we were covering a lot Of things so I pared a lot down. Yeah the second advice clip that I dropped from the package was him going What were you talking remind me what the question was again? He forgot what you can tell he does not know what the question is and then I actually have an old clip on my board That I think fits perfectly with how he's responding to this stuff, but that is also where I find the mental of

a killer and the mental of an investigator Homicide specifically you have to have something in you that Makes seeing that type of shit sort of okay anyway he's amazing you never know he's gonna add a sentence and he doesn't either all right what do we got next more bad advice clip eight beautiful there's no such thing as oh I'm not allowed to take a week off I'm not allowed to take some time off and come back because the people that want to listen to you will always be there.

They'll always be there and they'll find you. They'll come back no matter what. So my thing is, and I've heard somebody say this a long time ago, just keep doing it and you will see you like it's a picture like this. You're going up a hill. You keep going up that hill. You will eventually reach the top of the hill. There might be a down, you know, a downhill on other side fine, but you got to the top you work hard to get there

Yeah, what is referring to is the tipping point is what I think was what he was trying to say there But what did he say? I can't take a week off But then he says the people will find me if they like me right so it doesn't matter doesn't make sense Be consistent, but it doesn't matter because our audience will always find you even if you even if you go away They're still gonna find you But the last clip talk about retarded talk about retarded. Yeah The the host asks Patrick Michael. What is the end game for do you part? What how are you going to know when do you party is a smash hit success?

What do you want for do you party podcast? My what do they say at the white horse? The one that the one guest you wish you could have yeah, it would be the mark norman I Don't know if you know who he is, but he's a famous comedian. He's out to lunch is on YouTube and hilarious dude and I Hear a lot of him telling semi party stories on other podcasts So if I could get him and get more of those stories, I think that's a win-win Waste of our time

This is how the city of thanks to he's like mark Norberg has to be funny at my show and I get to have someone funny at my show. What do you mean? It's a way to win My must be funny on his show my white horse. Well, that's heroin. I think you mean white whale So what do you have mark norman on your show and it's a win for mark normand perhaps I'm a retard And you know do you party still going strong right now? No, you got you got sick of editing it huge guests mark normand now so on he never did get there unfortunately He gets in his own way

We could have made this guy a star telling you yeah, he stopped us stopped us in our tracks for some reason I have a fun clip that this guy made for me. Brian, with a Y. Not Brian Johnson, different Brian. But he's been watching these weather reports from Opie, as we've been playing Opie, talking about the weather. And what's great is Opie used to make fun of morning jocks for doing boring shit. It was part jocktober and he's now doing all the things that he used to make fun of

So this is just a brilliant edit for us What is going on? Everybody, how are you? We are way out east of Long Island We got some fog the fog is starting to lift it's supposed to be a pretty nice day today Y'all stop with the weather stop with the fucking weather Until the thunderstorms come out rolling in The weather is on the fucking phone stop This is even going back years

Where he's on open Anthony this you know prior to 2014 as when that show ended and he's going why are these DJs talking about the weather and opi starts every episode with a weather report and he's at the beach so you go well carl he's on the beach it's a big part of what you're gonna do that day the weather no when he's in Manhattan he does the same thing he always talks to me when he's up in his fucking apartment, 500 feet above the ground, he still has to tell you what the weather is, as if it matters to anyone. Is he looking it up and then reporting it to us,

like we need to know what the weather in Manhattan is? He's obsessed with the weather. He's looking it up. He's got four different apps going, they're all on big screens in front of him, he's checking to see which one's more accurate. That's what very bored people do. That's what I'm thinking, and it's one thing if you're in your house in the Hamptons and you walk outside and you are thinking

about the rest of your day and realizing that it's overcast and not that nice, or it's sunny and it's gonna be a better day, as opposed to being in your apartment not even having left the house at all and Not planning on leaving the house Like who gives a fuck especially gives a phone somebody that's on the other side of the country like why would anybody possibly care? About what the weather is

I care about I would have looked it up already choice myth with a man with a man Very good. Try. I want to give you an update on our boy Darkside Phil who left the internet for a week. Good. Which is odd because that's how he makes his money banking on the internet. So General GK sent me in an update. He said I cut some clips for you of DSP's return after a week of not streaming. He never said why he left suddenly, only that it was one of the most darkest and depressing times in his life. People assume either one or more of his parents died

or his dying or his fat wife is leaving him. I'm just reading what he wrote. You know, there's a lot to the story, but suffice to say, he came back more toxic and angry at his detractors than ever. He also has been talking about the H3H3 lawsuit, the Ethan Klein lawsuit and has a head full of steam now thinking he can sue his trolls and people that restream him without permission and has been

threatening lawsuits all week. So this is exciting. He saw this lawsuit that Ethan Klein's doing against those dummies and he has come up with this new get rich quick scheme. If anyone does want to actually live rebroadcast me and does not want to actually suffer legal ramifications down the line, because if you don't get permission from me, you will, you can contact me and we can talk about it. Maybe we can work out a licensing fee where I say you can live rebroadcast me on a daily basis as long as there's a contribution or an agreement or something in place, because if you're going to use my content live

before I have a chance to even get it on the internet and monetize it, then I need to receive compensation for that. So if you're someone who regularly does that and you don't wanna get sued into oblivion down the line, you should probably contact me now and work something out. Okay, if you don't I'm gonna sue you into oblivion somewhere down the line I'm gonna own everything that you owe This is one of the problems with these idiots

I'm pretty sure an attorney would not tell you to broadcast how you want to sue people into oblivion and own all that they own Because then it doesn't sound like you're doing it for the right reason Yes, you're not trying to protect your own property. You're trying to punish someone For something you think that they've done that slighted you I love how juvenile this is where he thinks he's gonna cultivate some kind of syndication deal with losers on YouTube, but also Thinking that he has the financial position to have a lawyer suing everybody. He doesn't have a lawyer on retainer to do this.

These are the weakest threats in the history of threatening people. Yeah, it's like he's being syndicated. Oh, you want me in Chicago? All right, yeah, yeah,, I work on a deal on that I'm talking to Boston right now. We'll get back to you, but we can settle out of court right now for a crispy chicken Burrito from Taco Bell that'll tell you how I like to yeah Fucking idiot yeah, so he really does think that

these troll channels need him because he went away for a week and They didn't know what to do. You're entitled, you're entitled to nothing. You get what I give you and you like it. That's it. That's not an unreasonable demand. Any normal person would say that makes sense. But if you can't get that in your head, if your head doesn't click and say, okay, that makes sense. That doesn't make sense to me. I'm entitled. Goodbye. I don't want you here. You're not entitled. You need to move on and get some help. Maybe there's other creators who like that kind of behavior sense to me. I'm entitled. Goodbye. I don't want you here. You're not entitled You need to move on and get some help Maybe there's other creators who like that kind of behavior not me and again, if anything this last week has completely

100 proven and corroborated everything I've said about the vortex around me I'm not involved with it, but they are all directly dependent on me without me They dry up in the hot sun like a weed with no water. They have absolutely nothing to do. They become irrelevant, get it? And the fact that they are irrelevant without stealing my content proves in a court of law

that I own their content. What? It's a slam dunk case. Who took a week off? Your honor, I took took a week of these guys didn't post up. So there it is I love that this idiot is Yelling about people ripping it off ripping him off while he's sitting there Wearing a Hawaiian shirt. No one has ever done that right Wearing sunglasses on your stream. No one's ever done that right?

He's got the hackamania thing behind him And he's talking about people ripping him off. I believe it's zoo mock mania is what you're thinking of DSP is not original at all He played video games poorly for a long time and now he mostly just begs for money but the worst thing that he does is provides zero content purposely in order to punish people for not gifting memberships or purchasing memberships.

I absolutely refuse to do anything until we get one sub. Why is my shirt crooked? Until we get one sub on kick, I'm not going to do anything. In fact, you know what? My shirt really is crooked. Like it's bothering me. What is going on with the shirt today? I'm going to sit back and I'm going'm gonna relax take my feet up here. All right

Go, oh, it's relaxing. Actually, I put my legs up. Oh, this is nice. I should do this more often This is very comfortable comfortable waiting for a singular sub one sub is all it will take And then we can get back to our usual routine, but we got to get something going on kick over there I don't know what's going on. How do I have, how many viewers do I have on kick right now? 83. We got 83 of you sitting there with your thumbs stuck up your butt holes. 83 viewers. Comparing to that, we have 231 YouTube viewers. So about three times as many on YouTube than on kick, but they've got a hundred percent of the support I don't know if Aaron him turn into him or he's turning into Aaron him hold no it's constantly live viewers numbers give me money why aren't you

giving me money right now this is a cam girl mentality yeah I'm not gonna start sucking the tentacle dildo until somebody gives me money to do it. And he's like, I'm just not going to, I'm not going to eat a Crunchwrap Supreme until you give me money. Yeah. Nobody don't wait for someone else to tell me to insert my fingers. You'd be the one to tell me to insert my fingers. He, uh, he's holding out cause we need this really awesome content that he has.

And when he does start doing the content, he says some of the funniest shit you'll ever hear. Listen to his response to a chatter who explains that like some people can't afford to give him money every day. Many of us are struggling financially says Michelle. So Gucci, so get a job. Usually when you're struggling financially is what you do is you seek employment.

You go out and you do is you seek employment. You go out, you do some work, and in exchange for the work, you receive financial compensation. Then you can spend said compensation on whatever you want. Like a sub! What an asshole! Is that incredible? He has no self-awareness. No.

To be able to go out there and just be like, oh you can't give me money? Well then maybe you should be working harder, toots. Yeah. That's your problem. My job is to yell at you to give me money. Your job is to put the fries in the bag. So go do that, and then come back and give me money. And he explains, because people obviously responded to this, just went, well, why don't you get a job?

And he explains that, no, this is his job, because he's really, really good at it. It's work. You need you need skill you need all those things to be successful Just like any other job and the truth is I don't have to answer to anyone I don't have a boss that yells at me and me me me me me, but I'm doing things wrong I'm my own boss, so I'm a step above People who have to work the 9 to 5. Jesus, you're telling people to get a job to give you money,

and then you're also calling them out at the same time? Fucking idiots, you have a boss. A cunt. Yeah, what a dick. I'm not like you, losers. Yeah, I'm better than you, is what he's saying. The reason why you need to get a job and give me money is that I'm better than you. That's how that works.

And I think he really thinks that. I don't have to get it. Well, I don't have to give you money either, Dr. Phil. Yes, you do. You have to get a kick subscription right now I'm not gonna do anything. I'm above that. I do wish his wife told him to shut the fuck up He's saying I don't have a boss. Yeah, I Love you. I love these this mentality that he's like, I don't have a boss. Meanwhile Everyone's his boss Yeah

Every single viewer he needs them or else he makes no money. So he needs them more. Having one boss would be a lot better than having however many thousands of bosses this guy has. And he explains though, that what he's doing is a legit business. I have my own company that's legally registered. I pay taxes. I do everything like anyone who has their own company. Just because it's a business model you don't like because you're jealous doesn't mean that it's not a business.

It just means you're a broke bum who's jealous that I'm successful and you're not. Look in the mirror. See that? That's the most jealous person on the planet, or else you wouldn't be in my chat typing like that. Now go get a fucking job and leave me alone Wow

He's very bitter about something and I can assure you no one watching you are jealous There's not a single person just like ah man I wish I could be in front of my microphone begging for money and having zero dignity Fucking it yet. He really does think he's living the life of Riley It's actually a hell he's put himself into because he won't just get a fucking job. It's not embarrassing himself Speaking of embarrassing themselves. I think we got to talk about the second half of Stuttering John with Stephanie Miller. Now we were watching the first half of Stuttering John's appearance on Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour from July 17th, 2015. Ten years ago this happened.

And of course John eventually will get hired by Stephanie Miller and be a part of this show. And you can tell he really wants that to happen because he asks about it a lot. And if you remember from our first part of this, he's also hitting on Stephanie Miller who's a lesbian and John's very horny. He's very hard up for work. He's very horny. And he's trying to impress these people. And so I want to pick up second half of this interview, where Stephanie's trying to ask John about how he got on the Howard Stern Show. And she has the answer, because eventually she has to go and read it herself

because John won't answer any questions. It's bizarre. She'll ask a very straightforward question. How'd you get the internship? And John just starts talking about the band that he was in at the time and tries to crack them up with the hilarious band names that he came up with. You were in a band called The Rock Slide.

Oh yeah, it was Rock Slide. My drum is dumb fucking name I like I like I had a better name rubber beaver I thought that was way better but way better Jim Jim was a bit called the foreskins yeah oh really yeah because there were four of them and yeah did you see John hoping to get a laugh after he said rubber beaver the delay on here is hysterical he says it waits for the big laugh gets nothing and then goes watch this again fucking name i like i like i had a better name rubber beaver I thought that was way better but um way better Stephanie is not amused yeah he wanted to talk about beaver with her oh he will

he will I feel like Carmen Williams you will so John attempts to lean into this negative review he got for his band's second album. But, you know, I'll never forget a review I got for my second album. I just called this a super average garage man. That would be my next band name. Thank you. Or you could like learn from that and try to be less average and garage bandy. Maybe maybe write some songs that are good.

But no, good stuff, John. Hoharis. garage bandy, maybe write some songs that are good. But no, good stuff, John, hilarious. So Stephanie, as I mentioned, was asking John about how he got on the Stern Show, and he goes off on these band names. So then she pulls out the bios in front of her and starts reading about Gary hiring John as an intern. And at this time, 10 years ago,

Stephanie's actively trying to get on the Howard Stern Show. She's got a book out, and so she's been reaching out to Gary Delabatte who does the booking on there. I've been pestering relentlessly. And I'm sure Gary, why wouldn't they have you on? I don't know. I just, I don't get, cause I got a book and I'm fucking filthy and I'm a big fucking less and I'll talk about all of it. I think Howard would have you on. Let me pull a few strings. Yeah, let's do some shit for me. Anyway, I have some men's over there. I love this. He doesn't. Hey, Stephanie, he can't help you. He's got some outs over there. Yeah. Also at this time, this is after the Pelican brief, which was early 2013 or 2012, something like that. Howard has already made it very clear. He wants A-list celebrities only. And he's no longer talking to lesbians about lesbian sex Right. This is that's not his thing anymore and Stephanie's going why would he have me on there?

I'm a lesbian. I'm dirty to get us at the show You're not paying attention if that's what you think they want. Of course, John doesn't fucking know either, right? But anyway, so this this goes on and you can tell John hates this detail being revealed about him getting hired a Howard Stern Joe, he mentioned you getting hired a Howard Stern job He mentioned you're stuttering to Howard Stern who without seeing you even before he was interviewed told the producer to hire him. Yeah Yeah, hire him. That's what we need. You know, we got a Martian. We got a fat junk man We need them freaking stutterer. Yeah, no giggles John's constantly giggling and laughing and how funny everything is and then yes says here that Howard said to hire you sight unseen just because you had a

stutter. Yep it does say that. Thanks Stephanie. Really appreciate you bringing that up. But then he has to make sure to explain well hiring me because I had a stutter they didn't realize the actual talent they were getting. What a happy accident that was for them. Yeah and they didn't know that I would be this guy that would be like fearless with these questions. They had no ideas when Howard was like, Oh my God, he has people ask anything. Yeah, right. They didn't realize that John was going to be the greatest stunt boy in the history of stunt boys. I didn't realize when I bought this punching bag that every time I hit it, terrible jokes would come flying out.

So Stephanie asks the question, how was Howard the first time you met him? And so that's a great opportunity to have a positive response about Howard Stern. And I'm sure you guys are both thinking, John probably went, he's actually, it was a great guy, a great boss. It was so exciting. The show show was on the rise that was a part of it it was a small group it was incredible he wouldn't like do something like well it was all right but then he became a shithead he wouldn't do something like that would he what was howard like like when you first met him you know just let's i mean what because when i met we just had lily tommy last week on the happy hour I've met Carol Burnett at the tonight show when I met you and I felt like wow when you meet like your heroes What is that? moment like because

You know, it's huge for us. Yeah, well when I first met him, yeah, it was it was it was great I mean it was it was right. It was a great experience I mean, you know, this was like one of my idols Yeah, so it was it was great and you know, and then like the first three or four years were like great. But then slowly it just, you know. Fucking guy. Yeah.

She's literally set him up to say nice things. Right. And regal is with the story or something saying he was great. Three or four years, it was great. It's nothing. Correct. John doesn't know how to be interesting. Also he's an intern.

So things are going to go south after three or four years Well, you're not supposed to be on a radio show for that long you're supposed to do your internship and then get a job at another radio show in a different market and Grow your career after I wore out my welcome. Yeah, yeah after three years They started to realize that I was a useless asshole Yeah And then it's got worse and Stephanie doesn't realize that. Stephanie thinks that John's a jack of all trades on the radio.

And they have that conversation quite a bit. I didn't pull the clips, but it's interesting when she talks about how, yeah, you know, these days in radio, you gotta know how to work the board. You gotta be able to be on air talent. You gotta be able to do the prep work. You gotta book the, all these things.

And John's just like, yeah, I know. John does none of these things, which Stephanie learns once she hires them to work for you. You don't do anything He's made a whole career out of Misconceptions about his ability anybody that's ever hired him over estimated What he was capable of then he gets hired then they realize that he's then he does zoom court from the classroom yeah he's a superfluous alcoholic loser yeah and I think that's caught up to him finally I think that we found out so he talks about how rough it was working at the Howard Stern show

okay you know I mean he is a good guy though he's not I'm not trashing him but there were things that he said like I was telling you that have been a little like, I mean, he's the baby. He's a beat us up pretty bad. Yeah, you know what I mean? Which I'm too sensitive. So I would like going home almost crying, you know, just fucking guys going home crying from the Howard Stern show. What's an Adam Bush points this out all the time. He always finds out these people who enjoy this style of entertainment

so everyone's happening to them. Then all of a sudden it's mean and not in mean spirit and not funny. John says I was a huge Howard Stern fan. I loved the show. Getting out it was a dream come true. And then he gets on it and he's like, but they're making fun of me. I like that when they were making fun of Fred and Jackie and Gary, but now they're clowning me. It's very upsetting. Yeah, he also said he used to beat us up pretty bad. I don't think anyone got beat as bad as John. No, I mean, they definitely Howard went after fucking Gary every day just about like he really went hard at Gary. But

Gary also knew how to run with it and take a joke and deal with that. John's being again again, the cry bully. John wants to be on there calling out Gary and what a piece of shit he is. And then as soon as they turn the direction on him, he's just like, well, I do such a pussy. It really is the whole reason why the devil verse exists. Cause of how sensitive he is. He couldn't just take things in stride and move on.

And the guy, Chris Chris the producer on the show He's going okay, so Howard was hard to work with or for But he's also like the most successful guy in morning radio, so do you think there's like a method to his madness? Maybe there's a reason why he treated you guys that way question But is it because he required excellence? What is it because he required excellence? What? Is it because he required excellence? Is that why he would beat you guys up? What? No, just to say John, you know, the only thing you do well is stutter and you know, you're an ingrate, you know, those kind of bullying kind of. That's great. So don't you think that like Howard's brilliant, that's how he's built

this show with these characters that people care about, even though they work in the back office, there's no reason why anyone should know who Grillo is. Don't you think that like Howard's brilliant, that's how he's built this show with these characters that people care about. Even though they work in the back office, there's no reason why anyone should know Grillo is. Don't you think that that's kind of like what makes him a genius? No, he's just a jerk. Okay. He's learned, John has learned nothing. He really doesn't understand why the show was successful.

Or what a good look is during an interview. Right. Because they say over and over again, they're big Howard Stern fans. And we talked about this when he was on that sports show not too long ago down in Tampa, where the guys like, Hey, stuttering job. Howard, sir. What was it like working for Howard Stern? That would be amazing. And just like, he's a dick. Like, dude, just he's not looking for that. He's a fan. But it goes to show. What was that guy's name Chris?

Chris yeah, yeah that he really doesn't know the Stern show that well or stuttering John that well where his Assumption is that? Stuttering John is on the show because he's great at his job not right and that's his value-added Not that his value- value added is being a Punchline for Howard and Fred remember the part where they said they hired a stutterer sight unseen Howard's not looking for perfection. He's looking for greatness. He's looking for doofuses. They can cloud. He's not requiring Excellence yeah some buffoon right he hired off the street. All right I'm gonna need I'm gonna need to hear him stutter, and I want to know his IQ

Never gets brought up does he know WordPress right? He doesn't care So then John asks Chris. How is Stephanie as a boss and of course this is? 2020 you know being able to go back in time and see this John will eventually tell us that Stephanie was the worst boss He's ever worked for this is 2020. Oh, I'm saying 2020 vision. Oh, when we look back. Hindsight's 2020. Yes. Thank you. I messed up that phrase completely, and that's very confusing. So thank you for that. But so we know that John eventually is going to say Stephanie is even worse than Howard Stern, and he asks Chris, what's it like working for Stephanie? And listen to the way his voice changes. Chris, if I could ask a question.

Sure. How was Stephanie as a boss? She's great. Thank you. I mean, I wouldn't do, I've- Compared to Stern Anonymous? How am I doing? I've been with her for 19 years now.

She's great. I've been with her for 19 years now. That was really great. It was really great. Yeah, it with her for 19 years now. That was really great. That was really great. Yeah, it did sound a lot like the... Patent. That was a great episode. That was really great.

That's how you know it's insincere, completely. The posture that we're going to see from Stephanie here, she does not like this line of questioning. How's it like working for Stephanie? And it's like, we don't need to go there. These two have worked together for 19 years, but off and on we find out it hasn't been consistent. And apparently they butt heads quite a bit. Look at Stephanie's posture during this.

Such a great thing. There's no- No, we always joke. We really are, we're family. Yeah, that's what it seems like. I don't know how it was when you were at Stern, but we know we fucking fight. Yeah, we fight I'm like if someone says something about him, I will fucking cut your dick off Vice versa She's very insecure talking about this arms across him holding. Yes arms across protecting yourself. No, I mean we're family

We fight, you know, she's a bitch I'm calling it right now, but I want her on the show though Stephanie. Come on the shot Defend yourself. Maybe I'm off on this one. I just got the sense from that Response that's just great and then it's like we're family, you know that Yeah, family sucks So John starts talking about how he works with kids with stutters and helps them out. And this is the most insane thing anyone's ever said

to John Melendez, just never say it again. You're like, God bless him. That they're like thinking, God, I'm never gonna have a life cause I've been fucking traumatized by my childhood. And you gave those, you probably saved lives. Yeah, you saved kids lives Well, oh well that I appreciate that Or you could say no, I've not saved any lives. I'm trying to help kids with who have a stutter get through life easier You probably saved lives. Yeah, I mean

true Good point Stephanie the fucking idiot true Good point Stephanie the fucking idiot He really could not be humble if you compliment him. He can't wait to accept it. He's waiting for the next one mm-hmm It's crazy. Have you heard the rowboat story? Save two kids life. I know it doesn't bring that one up as much as he did Did he save someone at Action Park too in the wave pool? I remember him telling the story about like an older gentleman in the wave pool

They had a run over and save his life. Yeah, he hadn't cultivated that brag at this point. I don't yeah I think that's right. He didn't remember it yet In a few years, he'll remember that one So of course John's through his second beer 40 minutes in he's ready to start his third beer and He brings up again if you remember the first segment of this he goes oh I didn't know Chris is gay did you come out you won't write but Stephanie says that he's gay she exposed him right which is so stupid well for some reason John again reiterates this is the same interview You know just 15 minutes later

He brings it up again. I feel like I'm talking we got nothing but time. We're in my basement fucking drinking Yeah, I'd be here drinking anyway big it a wet Travis He's a he's a he's a good-looking heterosexual boy, huh? He's no he's a homo Nobody nobody this good-looking straight Chris I gotta be honest like the first six months I listened I never knew Chris was gay. Yeah, you already said that You've already made that very clear. I don't know if he thinks that's a compliment Because why else would you say it again? Dude, you come off as not even like a flaming homo. I got

I listened to you on the radio and had no idea that you had balls in your mouth Slapping against your chin. I had no idea this was going on Yeah, I usually think that I have good gaydar, but yeah flitting around the studio like Paul lint Good gaydar, but yeah flitting around the studio like Paul lint The jet is terrible getting interviewed because he can't answer questions, and he thinks he's running the show all the time and So there's a lot of this where Stephanie has to make direct question, and he just you even heard the beginning of that clip He's like am I talking too much. Just like don't just answer the fucking question that's why we're here is to have a conversation and This what happens next is they talk about too much. Just like, don't just answer the fucking question. That's why we're here is to have a conversation. And this,

what happens next is they talk about him and Susanna getting a divorce and what the reasons were for that. And this is the one reason you never ever say out loud, never. But you know, we just kind of felt that spark was lost, you know, somewhere along the way, you know, could have been just, you way, it could have been just moving or having all the kids we didn't have in a lot of like, like in a minute times anymore. Why are Mommy and Danny getting a divorce? Is it our fault?

Yes! It's your fault we're getting a divorce. You've ruined our love life. You assholes. That's the one thing you can't say is that my kids are the reason why we got a divorce. I'm gonna fuck your life. You assholes. That's the one thing you can't say is that my kids are the reason why we gotta

divorce. It's fucking idiot says it on a show. And damn no wonder they don't talk to us. It's amazing. It's amazing. My kids kept cock blocking. Yeah, that's what that's what he's saying. There was a on one of his defunct

YouTube channels, there was a song that he wrote and he made a video of it where he goes into Oscar's room and Oscar's like in a crib, you know, baby Oscar. And he plays the song where he sings about how he doesn't get laid anymore because of this kid. Jesus Christ. Like you could be like, well, that's a satire. That's a joke. Yeah, but then you also reiterated that during this interview with Stephanie Miller. So I guess, I guess you're not that creative, turns out. Right what you know. Oh and also he's upset that these kids have a better dad now that they live with. This is a thing you probably should keep to yourself. You're you and your wife are on good terms and ex-wife? Yeah. Okay. Yeah she's living in Sherman Oaks with her boyfriend and their kids. That kind of hurts me a little bit because not because of the boyfriend as much,

but because that my kids are actually like spending time with another dude. You know what I mean? That's like another father figure. Geez, I don't need the competition. Well, good news. He did a phenomenal job. And the kid that you were around the most for raising

doesn't talk to you and has mental problems, according to John. And the kid that Aaron were around the most for raising doesn't talk to you and has mental problems according to John and the kid That Aaron raised is in harvard So I guess it was better off that you were gone and Aaron was there to raise your children It's not so much the boyfriend Actually, it is The things that he's saying right here give him some more beers The things that he's saying right here give him some more beers Personal life you idiots it's not that my wife left me for him It's that my kids like spending time with him more than me yes

They cry when they come over to my apartment, and I have to drive them back home true story So then they start playing the dating game for some reason and John is just so Horned up like he really wants to fuck Stephanie or Chris or Chris. Yes, somebody fuck What are we looking for for? Oh, I would John I would do all the things that a girl would do only more Are you looking for love John yes, I am I would I Oh, I would, I would date you in a second. Oh, well, I wasn't necessarily talking about me, but I listen. She's a lesbian, John.

Jesus, he's so liberal and open minded, but he does not know how gay works. Doesn't understand that at all. So he's continuing to try to hit on Stephanie and then she's growing with it. She's having fun with that They're talking about what would our pillow talk be like and then they get in all these political things because you know They're both super liberal political commentators, and so they're making jokes about the stuff. They'd be talking about and John thinks of a joke thinks twice about it. I think it's egged on and Releases it to the world.

That's weird. That's weird, that little improv. And now can I... I'm not gonna go there. No, go ahead. No, do it. It's the happy hour. Oh, no, I was gonna say, well now since we pulled out of Iraq, pull out of Afghanistan, it's time for me to pull out because I'm about to come. No! Hey! No! Let's go for it! Oh my God, we've never had anyone come on the half hour. That would be awesome!

Would it? No, it wouldn't. Stephanie's trying real hard. She's earning her paycheck today. John just talked about fantasizing about coming on Stephanie Miller on her show. Look at her face. She's being extremely flirtatious with this with this woman. It's it's odd. This behavior. It's graphic. It's graphic. Yes. Let's stop

thinking about it. Now, John brings up, you know, at this time, John didn't know what he was going to do. He's fresh off the Tonight Show. He's looking for gigs. He thinks he might get hired by Compound Media, be a co-host with Anthony. He's looking for gigs he thinks he might get hired by compound media be co-host with Anthony

He's looking for other opportunities with TV whatever Jay Leno is doing that Yeah, Jay Leno can hire him to hang out at his house or something Maybe be the valet Cars around you need me to wash your cars day. Yeah But this is interesting because he has a manager back then and this is his idea for what his next gig should be. Well I told my manager, I said, get me a Terrestrial show. I think they need a show that's people, I'm not saying people are gonna listen to me,

but at least a cool thing to listen to on Terrestrial Radio. I think that's why I love having you guys on that. Right, yeah. Because I don't go to serious, and as much as I love podcasts It's just it's so you know the market gets so so niche. Yeah, like so much more Johnson's a visionary. He's like I told my manager. Just give me a job on terrestrial radio because that's really where it's at This is 20 what I say

2015 he didn't you didn't realize everything was shifting away from terrestrial radio That's probably not a good place to start up your next career. Yeah, also. How did that go John? Would you your manager get you a gig no? Started a terrible podcast. Oh right. Yeah, that is what happened John isn't really not broadcasting anymore He's just only releasing his episodes on vinyl now smart smart get him at Walmart exclusively So John's explaining that he finally realized that these people do a show that streams online And he was watching it one day and as he's watching it. He's thinking I should be on the show. I'm so funny so he's literally typing out jokes as he's watching it and emailing

them to the producer. I was happy to discover you guys on the web. I didn't know the show airs live. I'm sorry for sending you so many jokes. No, that's okay. Because I was watching and I kept on typing jokes. I would do that for hours. Please take them. We'd like to steal anything. No, I actually like one of them. I mean, like, I just kept typing them. I'm like watching them.

I'm like, ha ha. Mm-hmm. And just like Howard Sterns showed, they didn't use any of it. Yes. Did you hear that? He's like, I liked one of them. And he's like, I just kept typing them, typing them.

Like, how many jokes are we talking about? 20, 30? He's like, one of them is OK. That's embarrassing. I want to see these jokes. I know. I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he's watching the show and thinking like,

oh, that's not the punch line. The punch line should be. I'm coming on Stephanie's tits right now. Well, speaking of that, John starts hitting on Stephanie again. I just stay here the entire time. I just, you know, I can. The lights come on, I'm like, oh, oh, hello.

Oh, we're on again. I could certainly spend some time with you here. I think we'll drink some wine. What's happening with John and I? You know, I'll have some wine, maybe smoke a little weed. And just get the weed. But the wine thing's good. All right, we'll get some wine.

Why am I doing this on my shoulders? I don't know. This is sexy to a man. That is not sexy at all. What's sexy to a man? I don't know. Do I think? Oh, it's dislocated

Yeah, she wants to get out of this conversation You're imagining John's putting his hand on your shoulder. You're trying to get it. Yes, right. She's trying to wiggle away from squirming clutches squirming in her seat as John continues to talk about like getting high and drunk and naked about getting high and drunk and naked. She doesn't want any of these things. There's nothing more fun than somebody that you're not attracted to is insisting on hitting on you. Everybody loves that. Everyone loves that.

It's great. It's not uncomfortable at all. They start kissing John's ass, and he's loving it. Like I was talking about earlier, where they think that John did so much for the Howard Stern show, Jack of all trades. And he's also doing all this other stuff on top of it. And so that's what John brings up. You know, I'm also a standup comedian. I totally agree. And you know, and I do stand up all the time too. And I'm like, you should

definitely come see me. I would love to. Where do you do? Where do you do? When's your next standup gig? Oh, you know what? This is so funny. This is how old I know I'm booked I think this weekend in LA, but I can't remember where Working with Howard Stern for many years you're not gonna check your website real quick. No, I don't know I gotta find out but I do have a show coming up, but I'm always at the haha. I'm always at the comedy store Okay. No, he's not Jesus so here's what happened

John has no dates and he's embarrassed because he's like yeah, I do stand-up. Oh really? What can I come see you? I think there's a gig this weekend. Oh, I'll check your website. No It doesn't matter If he had a gig they just look it up and find out where his show is. Yeah, he did not have a show I'm gonna go hang out at the store and wait to not get up Yeah, the last he's gonna do the last time he went to the store. He complained about paying $12 for a bottle of beer No one recognized him. No one cared he left Unfortunately all the comedians showed up that night, so I didn't do anything too bad. Can I have my $12 back?

John brings up the bit that he I don't know if he came up with it or he thinks he did where they were gonna weigh Jay Leno's head and then they were gonna play a game what weighs more and John tells the story because they're talking about like funniest things that happen when you work with the Tonight Show and I don't know why he thinks this is a punchline I don't know what what he's cracking up about when he ends the sentence. I'm the, you know, I'm the verbose one.

So I go in, I go, Jay, look, have this idea. What weighs more than your head? Like your head or a pumpkin? And he goes, I don't know, what do you think? I don't know. I go, yeah, that'd be funny. I go, so I have this scale. So in his office, you lie down

and put your big fucking head on the scale. I swear to God, I watch as I point my head forward. In his office, you lie down and put your big fucking head on the scale I swear to God I watch as I plug my headphones What was that story so I go to Jay I'm like put your fucking head on the scale Well, you guys are laughing That was the maybe I didn't deliver it right? What why was he cracking up about that and they both have to plainly laugh along with oh Yeah, that's good and Stephanie even says something later where she goes. I don't know if you have any other stories probably can't beat that one Like really don't try really pumping it up some really good stuff and then Stephanie has a question

I hate this question. This is a lazy lazy interview question. I'm not even gonna bash John for this. Before we go, greatest Howard Stern story and greatest Jay Leno story. But other than that, which is hard to top. Oh, wow. Wow. Greatest Howard Stern story. There's so many. You mean my interview types or trying to think what sticks out in your mind the most when you think of the Howard Stern show? Your time on the Howard Stern show? Oh, a good behind the scenes thing. There are so many. I don't even blame John.

Give us your greatest Howard Stern. Chris, what's your greatest WTP story? So many. It's a horrible question. As Stephanie should know better. But this is the end of the show. Stephanie's trying to get John to just do his plugs and go away.

Wow. Oh. That is spectacular. John, how can we follow you, worship you like I do? How can we do that? Twitter, anything? I'd love to come on your other show. Yes, morning show, absolutely.

Are you used to getting up in the morning? Oh, you are. Yeah, yeah, and I don't have to be the focus. You just do your thing and I'll just add in whenever. Come on with it. How can we follow you? How can we find out about your fabulous new book that you're writing?

Yes, at Stuttering John M. See what I mean, he can't answer a question. Hey, where do we find you, John? What are you promoting? You can find me here what I mean. He can't answer a question. Hey, but where do we find you? John what are you promoting? You can find me here because I'm trying really hard to get a job Yeah, right looking at self on the show and he's even telling you the terms of it He's like when I listen to your show, I'm coming with funnier quips than anyone else. So just have me on there I'll just be the guy with the great quips Yeah, I gotta try that like when you get to the end and you throw it to me for a plug

I'll be on the WATP next Saturday check check me out there point devil point Monday. It's a little piggy I'm just gonna insert myself into what you have going on That's what cuz that's what I have going on I have what what I have going on is whatever you offer me, so please I'm begging you offer me something Yeah, what an asshole? Dickhead the entire Appearance there's an hour long. He spends trying to fuck Stephanie and try to get a job and trying to get another beer from Travis But I should mention the the story he finally comes up with for tell us a

Your best Howard Stern story is the one where he went to dinner at Nobu with Ozzy Which is more of just like I did it with Ozzy dinner story. Yeah, this is an Ozzy story Howard Stern the story is Ozzy goes to the bathroom and they have ocean sounds in there And he tried to get up and look out the window to see the ocean That's the coolest thing that happened our search. Oh Ocean. That's the coolest thing that happened on Howard's Search Show? Again, not John's story.

And it didn't happen on the show. Nope. It's a great story. It's like the citizens when you're picturing Mad Magazine, the back office. You're like, who the hell is Search? That must have been outrageous. Yeah, one time I was having a very nice dinner

at Nobu, one of the fanciest restaurants in all of Manhattan. Well, that's wild yeah There was a rock star and Howard Cool this one time. I was heating up the potato and it heated up so fast That was nailed it. That's thing that happened to me. I learned to poke some holes there with a fork really sped up the process Fucking loser so anyway. That's the that's the end of that, but it's not the end of our new series. Stuttering John on the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour show. We have many more shows to go through. I'm excited about that.

Skull. Skull, indeed. You guys ready to play a game? Let's go. It's time for everyone's favorite, you, you game show. Two minutes with Tom. What do you say, ladies and gentlemen? Are you ready to find the bomb?

Playing two minutes with Tom. I just realized he always uses the same intro for these, but he's got two different ones because the other one makes fun of Adam. Oh, Wednesdays he sends it the weather goes, and Adam? I can't tell you how happy I am to be here in Milton tonight because I was driving on my way down here. I stopped off in Smyrna. Is there a requirement in Smyrna that in order to live there you have to look like you're getting ready to audition for the Maury Povit show? What did Tom say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, I masturbate thinking about my pregnant 19 year old daughter to relive the memory of how she got that way. B, you slept with my cousin, my mama's boyfriend, and a guy in a Spider-Man suit at the same cookout. That baby ain't mine's. Next. You said you were at Bible study, but I found your boxers in my sister's hamster cage. It's like you're running on a hamster wheel of lies. Four. My girlfriend's pregnant with my stepson's baby Does that make me the stepbaby daddy? and lastly

You got me pregnant in a Walmart bathroom But I was on the clock so this baby belongs to Walmart Where's my child support Walmart? She's two minutes My child support Walmart. Jeez. Two minutes. Wow. This is a rough one.

Good stuff. Cardiff, by the way, in the discord says, I record a new intro every episode. Thanks for noticing, jerk. I see where you're cutting some corners. I appreciate it though. Consistent with these games. That's what's important here. This is a tough one.

I want to say it's B. You some of my cousin, mama's boyfriend boyfriend and spider-man at the same cookout that baby eight minds I don't know why I think that though. I'm already doubting. What do you say trucker Andy? I'll go lastly You got me pride in at Walmart. All right and producer Chris I went for My girlfriend's pregnant with my stepson's baby. Does that make me the step? baby, daddy All right. I see I see fours I see My girlfriend's pregnant with my stepson's baby. Does that make me the stepbaby daddy? All right. I see fours. I see a one in there.

I see a lastly. I'll be shocked if it's one. I know. At the top of the morning public show is never anything like, you didn't buy enough caviar for our state dinner with the ambassador From Papua New Guinea. No the topic of the morning poet show is always something like I'm masturbating thinking about my pregnant To relive the memory of how she got that way God I should have known Lord Tom I should have known. Holy shit! As Lord Tom, I should have fucking known.

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YouTube and X captain cheese had it right get the cheese at number one. Hmm. Congratulations on that Don't normally see Tom get that depraved. That's that's a depraved punch line JT had one in the discord, but then he changed it to next and lastly and four But definitely not one Really not to think he's cheating. I think as he heard he gently went up that one. Nope that one Nope that one gonna listen to all the responses before you start doing that sort of thing What a show. Holy shit.

We covered a lot of things today. Did you guys notice that? Yeah. It's a lot of stuff. And I want to thank Trucker Andy for coming over and being a part of it and actually putting together two segments for the show today. Andy, where can people find you? Yeah.

Please check out allapologiespodcast.com. We are doing Eric July July for the month of July so doing an episode about his involvement with the Soska sisters who are these twins that are? terrible movie directors okay, and they made a Ridiculous trailer for Eric July, but I'm also doing a monthly show called the edge files with the great Luigi Greenberg shout out skeptical robot plug for that every Friday and Kaylee is also involved with that

Congratulations to Kaylee on 5,000 subs look at that celebrating 5,000 subs on Tuesday so check out Once Over with Kaylee and All Apologies podcast on YouTube. Yes, and again, I apology. My apologies to Luigi Greenberg. Come on my show. For missing Skeptical Robot last night.

We were at the Primus concert, which was fantastic. We got to go to the Primus show. New Primus drummer is killing it. Yeah, I really like the sets that they're doing now with this new drummer. They play it all, play a little of of everything which is just what everybody wants to hear about as they're listening to Who are these pockets? All right, let's get to the freaking internet news. Shall we? From patreon the negative creepshares I never knew what a bone hit transplant looked like. After watching the KC TRON segment,

I finally get it. Deluxe riffs. Nothing about smear the queer from Carl today. With that club foot, he must have gotten smeared a lot. Just do it. Bagozzi and Fun-O-K suggests she'd reverse Frenchy tics and opster tics. Add him a go and gushes. I love these Stut Joe at Stephanie Miller clips. Hopefully she'll join WATP sometime. Ken Kerper is outraged. So Stut Joe stole beer on the balcony from the Lesbo? Mike Dicko pines. Mariano Rivera could probably still roll out of bed and throw a nasty cutter.

I'm a Braves fan, not a Yankoff fan. From Spotify, Patrick is miffed. What the fuck is with the heavy breathing in the background during the golf tournament discussion? Slow dancer requests? Can we change Aaron's name from Steel Toe to Twinkle Toe? West New York Pasquale gripes? Carl needs to be called out for recording the Magic Mind spot on his Fisher Price tape recorder in the closet.

From Reddit, Candeluplo chimes in on Quadgate. I don't care who likes who. I don't care which clown has a rivalry with which idiot. I just want to be entertained. And regardless of whether you're a Shooley fan or not, Quadfather is podcast poisoned. Homer Balzac, the Stephanie Miller stuttering John clips were why I started watching.

The Shooley Quad shit resulted in my turning the shit off. Very disappointed. Quad is entertainment death. He just makes everything seem so serious and shitty. Brickdog666 notes, I think that Adam's intent was to fuck with Shooley. Mission accomplished. Adam2890, I was fine with it. Just glad we could watch John fail at another previous job. Esoteric420 offers, I don't think

most people care. And I don't think Adam or Carl care. And from YouTube, AnnoyedGuy reports, Opie left out the funniest part. After the Riptide incident was over, the father asked him, what was it like working with Anthony Kumia? Think you can get us his autograph? Kima Du predicts, a couple of years from now, Opie will remember this story as him pulling a school bus of kids out of the sea when he used to work as a lifeguard. Mr. Sock Monkey points out, Opie respects the ocean

by shitting in it. Chuck Alpha Foxtrot is on the case. I can confirm that this didn't happen, because if it did, he would have 100% recorded himself being the hero. Opie is the exact type of guy who would flip a sea turtle on his back and then film himself rescuing it. Hudson Margera gets the prize with, Opie was able to safely swim out to rescue the kids because of the two massive flotation devices on his chest.

Vault 1549 remembers, I remember when he used to make up stories like this on the ONA show. He saved cinema goers from a fire once apparently. Duffman might be right. More likely, Opie was getting ripped on wine, watching the tide and missing his family. And Mighty Horse plays us out with Saving Lives. Since he was 18, girl. Very good. So much is going on on the internet these days. It's wild. Let's listen to some voicemails and then we'll all move on with our lives, shall we? This is actually a really good call on why John hates Stephanie Miller. And I forgot where I heard this. I just looked at my notes here and realized it was a voicemail. I'm glad I didn't say this earlier and try to take credit for it. But this is spot on. Hey, Carl, I was listening to Point Dabble Point and Stutt

Joe's tenure on the Stephanie Miller show. And I had a thought, I bet you anything. The reason Stutt Joe says that she was the worst boss he ever had was because she bruised his ego so badly. How did she do this? She sat him down and said, I hired you because I thought, and you represented to me, that you had all these famous connections through working on The Tonight Show

and that you would be able to book them on my show and you lied. You have no connections. And on top of it you're an unprofessional and disgusting person who has no respect for me or the other people you work for. And I, it was this and only this that makes John say she was the worst boss I ever worked for. Anyways, great show. Don't call me back. Rock slash roll though. Yeah, that's a brilliant take. John was begging for a job when he was on that show. And I bet there was a lot of follow up emails and communication. And Stephanie's smart. She goes,

well, can you book for my show? You must know tons of celebrities work on this night show for 10 years and John lied It's oh, yeah. I know all the people and then Glozell green shows up All right, this is not working out. This is not what I was hoping Yeah reminds me of his hatred for Don buckwald. Yes, cuz he also told him the truth. Yep Don won't you get me booked on like letterman? What would you do on Letterman John? Why would I book you on Letterman you answer phones stop it? Anyway moving on voter guy has my back. Thank goodness

Carl I'm so excited. It's been my birthday year all year I mean it kind of is every year, but now it's my birthday quarter. Wow. This is so exciting I just had to call in and tell you and then i hear carl mckecks on the last show shitting on you and saying you know you're whatever bad not a man bad broadcast whatever it was i'm thinking who the fucking hell's this guy you know i love you carl i'm the show like i said and then he's like yeah and all of carl's audience is like subhuman scale I actually know this guy's making some fucking points here

Maybe he's right is after all why I do enjoy the creep off and I do is vote for you at the creep off Calm every week as well. Please vote for me at the creep off calm Whenever you hear this immediately get on there the creep off that cover Carol This guy called in with some critiques of me. This is the one that I'm willing to play on the show. And another thing, you have to stop qualifying the word unique. Something can't be the most unique or so unique

or be unique. It can only be unique or not unique. Yes, that is true, and I should be called out for that I hate when people do that That's that's the worst thing. It's not the worst thing I do, but it's one of them. It's up there Here's a theory on Opie's children Hey Carl, Xavier Hammer here for a current today when you guys were covering the Opie hero story What occurred today when you guys were covering the OP hero story? Now you say he talks about his kids as if they're still young kids, right?

But by now they're teenagers, his son is about to be at least 15 and his daughter is a couple years younger. But he always talks about them as if they're like six and eight years old or younger, because that's how old they were when he murdered them. So forever, no matter how many years go by, that's how old they were when he murdered them. He saw forever, no matter how many years go by, that's how old his kids will always be in his mind because that's how young they were when he killed them. Hebrew hammer, making a good point right there.

I guarantee wherever he is right now, Adam Bush is leaning his head back on, yes. He's going, this all makes sense now. This is it. So good call on that. Hey, Carl. My cock here. This is for TV's Adam Bush. Love you. Love the show. I'll save it for Wednesday. My bad. Moving up. I was just wanted to let you know I was collaborating with some other guy that y'all might know.

I'm going to hand the phone off to him now. You guys are losers. Fucking losers. I'm sitting over here touching Jake Hudson's wiener and and it's and by the way, he's touching my wiener. That is fantastic. The Robson and the

Jake Hudson, both great. Uh Adam Bush. It's in the chat. This color is making sense. You know, I knew it. I called it. All right, last voicemail we have on here. Oh, this is interesting, Producer Kress. Hey, Carl. As an avid listener of many of your programs and a horrible voicemail contributor,

I had a question. It seems recently you guys are adding sound drops posthumously and since you're from Rochester, I'll explain. Posthumously means after the fact, or you're quote unquote sweetening it up in post, as the Oakser would say. It just seems like that. Some of the drops are not drops you'd normally play, and they seem a little too perfectly timed at times. I mean, I could be wrong, but I'll take my answer off the air

Okay, bye The answer is producer Chris is fucking killing it because he shocks me with some of these things I've never heard before like you had that on the board ready to go for this conversation Yeah, don't diminish producer Chris's contribution to the show. Yeah. Yeah, I hardly do anything so don't take that away from me It is it is unbelievable. I would think the same thing if I weren't here witnessing it live I thought posthumously was after death yeah It is okay, but he was trying to act like we're the assholes being from Rochester. Oh, okay. Well. It got a backfired But you can watch it live join our patreon patreon.com such who are these podcasts and you can see for yourself

What happens on these shows? The fact that there's no smoke and mirrors over here yeah instead of just making up a narrative and refusing to believe it's not true like the quad father well don't told you it's my opinion okay to a quad voice that was pretty good producer Chris is awesome yes I agree norab that is your real name could be I didn't get the joke. Just do it. I gotta go. Bye.

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