Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep641 - StutJo Hits on Guest, Schaub & Chin HATE Austin, Steel Toe Lawfare, Opie is Nuts

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

We start things off with Mark Normand on Right Now with John Goblikon. Normally we review shows we don’t like but for some reason we’re starting with a show that we highly recommend. Then we get into Stuttering John’s first day on the job of the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour show. He not only derails the conversation and hits on the guest nonstop, but he also is running the board for some reason and has no idea what he’s doing. Adam is along as usual to discuss Steel Toe having his attorney drop him! Brendan Schaub misses LA but nowhere near as much as is producer Chin does. Chin HATES Austin! Adam was interviewed by Harrison Young on Topic Time. Cardiff joins the show as we watch Opie try to explain his failed bit and admit that he’s completely given up on personal hygiene. Annie is on with another round of 2 Minutes with Tom and review girl Megan joins us with another round of “Is It Gay?” We finish up with a recent review and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Cardiff’s channel – https://youtube.com/@cardiffelect Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Watch this episode here – https://youtube.com/live/ZcAQk2yDy3M  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Megan will be here with another round of Is it Gay? But first, John Gobblecon had Mark Norman on his show. Producer Chris was enjoying it. I wanted to share a couple clips because we do enjoy John Gobblecon and his show right now on this podcast. And of course, Norm's a fantastic guest on there. So we thought this would be a fun thing to go through. Just a couple clips.

Sometimes we like to show you things we like. It's weird. It's rare. It's different. But I thought it'd be a good way to start things off, you know, yeah, I'm in a good mood after my scooter adventure today Feeling it. Why not doesn't take much Little bit charmed life my friend. So Nor McDonald goes over to John Gobble con studio, which is somewhere in our Norman Mark Norman. Thank you somewhere in our way

Right. Oh, yeah, and apparently it's not a really nice neighborhood Apparently they make some jokes about that. They're like, yeah, if you forget to drink coffee, just walk around this neighborhood I don't wake you up. It'll jazz you up. You'll be fine after that But John is talking to Mark Norman Screw me up about Skankfest because skankfest is being held in New Orleans and that is where Mark is from. And John wants in.

Hot coffee? Mark, where did you grow up? I grew up in New Orleans, Louisiana. Right outside the French Quarter. Really? Yeah, you ever been? No, I'd love to go. I'm trying to get into skank fest oh Yeah, they should have you haven't showed it was on here. He had a good time I had a letter been on she's gonna do it you gotta do it you'd fit right in yeah, but every time I I DM Louis J. Gomez he just asked me my age sex of my location

And I say you'd be a shoe and I mean yeah, you're you look like a ghoul like the rest of the audiences asked me my age, location. That's fun It's good stuff Should we go to Skank Fest in November, right? I'm not sure but I would I say yes to everything you do everything folks. I like that about you You do say yes to everything So mark reveals that he actually was going to school to get into the movie business. Yeah. Yeah You knew about this Adam? Oh He says yes, Andy

Get into the movie business and so that's a question I guess he's learned a lot about the movie business since you know, he's now famous and in show business You went to film school. Yeah, Did you want to be a director Mark Normand? I wanted to be Woody Allen, just the later stuff. You know, I wanted to marry an Asian daughter and diddle. No, I um, yeah I wanted to be Woody Allen. I wanted to make movies and write scripts. And is that still on the bucket list? A little, but I got to see the movie world and it sucks. It's like you got to deal with actors, you movie world and it sucks it's like you got to deal with actors you got to deal with the camera guy got into the lighting guy gonna deal with the the DP the double penetration it's

too much Jerry he didn't know that before getting to Hollywood and they're like oh there's a bunch of people making this movie I just want to do by myself I think that's how Woody Allen did it right and ups are used to kind of being isolated yeah I like the first thing he complained about was actors though. You didn't like that? Well, they're difficult. They can be difficult. No, they're difficult.

I get it. It's a whole other world. Yeah, I understand. They talk about bombing, and this is maybe the funniest clip out here. This really had me rolling. I would end by saying I would bomb, and I'd be so mad at the audience. I would go, I'm Kevin Hart. What do you care? Like, I'm not going to tell you my real name because you guys didn't.

Oh, interesting. Yeah. So I was upset. So I just said, hey, fuck you. Kevin Hart. You keep talking about bombing. Yo, big bomb. Like I ran. OK, because here they work. You know, this is not recording right? Nope. So I was like, I have to do some comedy spots in Austin at Moon Tower. Yeah. You know what I went up and I went, I don't know if it's called bombing but like I went up and I said

a bunch of jokes and no one was laughing and then there was like silence at the ball people start to leave. Oh big bomb is that Bobby big? Bomb see here's the thing when I was bobbing I felt like I wanted to die. That's the one That's the one That sure was called bombing or not, but no one's laughing and I wanted to kill myself. Yep. That's funny. Yeah.

He's a good egg. One more clip on here and then we'll move on to the real stuff. We're just getting warmed up. This is the state of comedy today. You know, things have been changing and evolving quite a bit. Comedy has changed a bit. Yes. It is now more. Crowd work, clips, podcasts, you know, people like Adam Ray feel like they got to dress up as a character. It feels a little giving, but it's fine. I won't knock him for it.

Very funny. Coming from John Gobblecutt. Who's a goblin if you're just listening to the show and not watching it? Sure. You know what I mean? Like it's's like, we're all over the place now. It's way more opened up. It's way broader. And I think that's great. I think the more the better. People bitch about Matt Rife or they bitch about Hannah Gadsby. But I'm like, hey, it's more comedy, more exposure to comedy.

And now people who had never found comedy are getting into it. That's right. Which means they can trickle down to your green ass. Yeah. And I think Hannah is great. There you go great Gatsby I love it. I would love to get her on here. I have no idea who that is She's an Australian lady, okay, I like that Mark you know he peed through the name out there Hannah Gatsby, but he didn't want to touch it

Oh, no, when he came back, I think Hannah Gatsby is a great try to make that joke. I'm actually good I'm not going there. You're not gonna get me with that trick, but that's not what he was going for Obviously if that's true, he doesn't know Hannah Gatsby is Big big if true. Yeah, I'd be surprised Well, I think any other thoughts about this interview? This was the most normal interview done by John Goblikon. It's very interesting. It's about an hour long, totally worth seeing from front to back.

It is hilarious also, but they really get into it. The saturation of so many specials, comedy specials, what's going on with podcasting, and some real insight into writing and remembering jokes. So John wasn't just doing shtick the entire time. He was actually a real person talking about it. Yeah. In fact, he breaks a couple times and loses the voice for a second. No shit.

Yeah, it's interesting. But yeah, that was the fun stuff. I loved how he was talking in one voice. Like it went down real low and was real different when he was talking about Skankfest and Luis J. Gomez. And then when you're talking about other stuff, it's all high and up here. But then he was like, they're not calling me back. I don't think I've heard from Luis J. Gomez. That seemed real. Yeah, that's funny. All right. I'll tell you what is real is John being hired by Stephanie Miller back in 2015. I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass. All right.

So John was interviewed by Stephanie Miller in July of 2015. Then November of 2015, he is now working for her. And this is his debut as a producer on the Stephanie Miller happy hour show. And for some reason they have him working the board he must have told him he knows how to do this John is a call screener and a stunt boy and a toilet shitter and a potato heater up here well he actually got kicked off of that oh that's how he fell that gorilla had to take that over those duties farm but he's one thing he does not do is

run the board We've seen it with technology. We've seen him try this stuff. He they do have a guest on Jessica Michelle Singleton is a comic who's on the show and then you got this guy Jim who's a real cornball He's on the show as well And I just want to start off the very beginning of this John doesn't know what he's doing and he's cranking levels all over the place it's amazing smooth yeah how do you know these lyrics jim because i've heard this song a thousand times because we're dirty little fucking freaks Happy fucking happy hour everybody

Jessica fucking Michelle Singleton, I gave you another name This is now my second time watching a Stephanie Miller happy hour show. She sucks. Just the constant F bombs. Wow, look at how filthy we are on the show. We can say F bombs like, okay, okay. You see it with what we did with Dave and Chuck the Freak when they did their live show that wasn't on the radio. And like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. This great like, no, it's how everyone operates in the world. Relax. It's fine fine she's a no one else is a broadcaster she I think she really wants to be edgy and is trying hard to provide them maybe she got a note from someone that this is the

direction they needed to go we find out I didn't realize that she's sober and sometimes with sober people they go to extremes in other areas like they lose control and in things that aren't you know substance Stephanie Miller's not sober. She drinks on the happy hour show. She does. Yeah, that's why this that's the whole point of this thing They're all drinking alcohol. She has no excuse. I thought she was Yeah, it's done Really did because it's embarrassing it come's not her. She's not that. She's trying.

But it does show you why she would think maybe John knows better. Maybe what's gross to me, the audience wants, and maybe he knows. So she's really trusting him. That's what's so great about this guest that comes in, is she will not give John an inch. She will not budge.

She doesn't like him. She wants him to know that. And she's consistent with it. It's very satisfying Yeah, it is very satisfying the coast we are coming up before we move on I just want to point out I'm sure and you've been in some studios in your day when you have the faders on the board You don't want to go like all the way up and then all the way down in a very quick motion That's a whole point of faders. You kind of ease into things. Yes, they give you plenty of room to be subtle. I

You kind of ease into things. Yes, they give you plenty of room to be subtle. Yes. I was watching him the whole time. Whenever he speaks, he rides himself louder than everyone else. It's like when you give a kid, when you go camping and you give the kid like the compass and he can't stop like showing

everyone that he's using the compass and he has to gesture with it all the time. That's what John's doing here. He has no idea. He just wants to look busy. It's like Rob Saul's control board. Yeah, that's very specific. Were you the kid with the compass? Well, I it was a job and I was in charge. All right, so this is we find out why this guest was booked on the show. I would have guys call we play soundbites on the show and I'd have guys call and go,

oh, my balls just hit the back of my throat, please don't play anymore Sarah Palin. Oh, she's the worst Steph I don't remember you ever being this filthy even when we hang out in the parties You know I filth it up for the happy hour John Melendez has brought our beautiful our beautiful new Sacrificial Virgin to the happy hour Because John knows all the young hot female straight comics. Yes I do. Yes I do. And I also know the hot lesbian ones because I also had tried to hook up with Dana Eagle.

And that didn't go as, it went as well as me and Steph. Well at least it wasn't Dane Cook. It went as well as you and every other straight woman you tried to hook up with as well. Immediately this woman's disgusted with John. And so you find out, first off, to your point, Adam, that Stephanie's being a phony. Because even Johnson, they're going, we hang out together. What are you doing?

This isn't what you do. And so Stephanie has to admit, like, oh, yeah, I know. I'm doing a thing over here. Trying to be Howard Stern, even though I don't know what that is. And then this idea that Jessica got booked by John, John's like, hey, I can get you on this really cool show that I'm on. Maybe you could do me a favor in return.

There's a lot of that vibe going on. He's like an unsuccessful Harvey Weinstein, John Melendez. He just doesn't have the game that Harvey did in order to pull it off. Or the contra that Harvey did. In order to pull it off. Yeah, or the contraptions. Yeah, so this is from 10 years ago, this interview. And I decided to Google this Jessica Michelle Singleton and on the front page of Google says, JMS is a rising comedy star.

It's a really slow rise. Real, real, real slow rise. No offense sir, I'm sure she's doing great. So John mentioned in that clip that he's trying to fuck all the lesbians. And he brought up Dana Eagle. You guys know who Dana Eagle is? I do not. No, who's that? I didn't either.

So I looked it up and this is one of the women that John was hitting on and trying to sleep with. Thanks so much. I'm from New Jersey, exit nine. I grew up there as a latchkey kid. Do you guys know what that is? It's like a legal term for neglect. When I was growing up I didn't have a lot of friends and when you don't have a lot of friends growing up the seesaw is just a really low bench.

She's not really putting off the, hey come over here and hit on me vibes Just the demeanor that I'm looking at here, but what do I know? No, I'm not friends with Dana Eagle. Maybe she's very different offstage. I thought this was confident era John It is in fact He decides to tell a story and so after the gas Jessica is just like oh, yeah This guy's hitting on me all the time. He hits on everyone He's trying to bang everyone John has to then tell a story about how no no I'm successful at I totally get laid And he tells the most ridiculous story It's hard to get out because everybody is just constantly talking on the show

It's you would think radio professionals would know to like let someone Get out there peace and then you can react to it. Yeah. None of these people do. I noticed this gym guy sucks. He's the worst. He waits till someone's talking to talk or make funny voices or noises or faces. But I just, I couldn't for the life of me figure out why John thought this was the appropriate story to tell at this time. Is John a bit of is really a bit of a dog on the on the on the county. He's relentless. He's relentless. The last time I was in Vegas, I mean, I really I don't know if I should admit this, this is not a good this is not nothing. Trust me, would fucking shock me just.

All right. Well, the girl was staying your beautiful reputation. The girl was married. All right. So we're sitting down at the like at the you know, like slots whatever not the slots not hers the one around the bar well, and and I and I you know, you know, we started talking and we started hitting off cuz you know how charming I am and So but she had a great top half.

But when we got up to go back to my room. He's such a pig. Oh, aren't you so judgy guy in the box? And Harley Davidson t-shirt. Yeah, she was a little she was a little heavier than I anticipated. You know, we can't all be as fit as you, John. Yeah, but she's better than you. She's taking a shot every chance she gets, calling what he's dressed like calling out judging any other people

What he looks like a complete slob, but it's out of shape. Mm-hmm. It's fun. I'm enjoying I'm enjoying it Yeah, she's good matter cuz we ended up having sex and everything. Wow, of course and then Yeah, we know why you started telling the story John's to brag about getting laid of course you had sex and everything Yeah, and and everything all right Let's see where he's going with this because I don't understand what this has to do with anything Morning, I swear to God and you you can pull this feminist story. I've ever heard just so awesome You can go out. I know how it is for you in the younger generation a woman needs a man like a barracuda needs a trampoline Yeah, but I swear.

That's a fucking delight for us old lesbians. Steph, I swear on my life, at like four in the morning after what Don and after I performed, you know. What time did you get back in the room? 3.58? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. So, so then you were there.

At four in the morning, I swear Steph, it was just. Wait, you were her farting. She was farting for about an hour. Oh! That's fantastic. What was the point of that? I got laid. This is the first thing that happens on the show.

They haven't talked about anything else. That was it. And John has to tell this story about some chick was farting in the bed after sex? Okay. There was no payoff for this at all. And so I thought this was a decent follow-up question. Do you guys do it in the butt? That's a good question.

Are you even really sure? I don't remember. I love her already! Oh my god, I love her so much! But I mean that would at least like make sense or something You know what I mean? There'd be a point to it and John goes, I don't know. I don't remember Yep, you would you would you brag about it? Yeah, you would you would know you would know if you had Aida with this girl. I made her fart like that

Yeah, right. You should have seen how the cum that was squirting out Yeah, right you should have seen how the cup that was squirt out All right, so Stephanie now tries to transition away from this disaster that the show has started with and she doesn't do a great job I'm gonna be honest. She makes her guests very uncomfortable it seems Yeah, well that was a delightful story This is but you are a delight that John has brought us and you are a fetal stem cell you are my age Who isn't you look great? In the ass to your fart. I couldn't even process that you look amazing. Yeah, that's a weird thing to bring a guest out of

Big well, you're half my age and she's like, oh Sorry, yeah Leave my bed? And then she's trying to be outrageous. She's trying to be yes, you know, and going as far as she can with these words. And it's it's really silly. I just love how this comic looked john in the eye the whole time, even when john was doing his laugh that shuts everyone up when he does it. And she just wouldn't break eye contact. She just smiled right through it. Then he forced what is it shoehorned this ridiculous story in and then it ended with him feeling stupid

And her getting the laugh and then her getting the praise from the boss, right and ended with him going Yeah, I don't know In the corner right now and his only retaliation are these levels that he's gonna keep fucking with it's my first day And it sucks John takes over the show again. Oh, okay, and what there's not a lot of time going by here I mean, this is mostly what happened on this show. I've clipped almost everything So John takes over the show in the way that only he knows how to and that is a Howard Stern Impression this is the only thing that John knows how to and that is a Howard Stern impression.

This is the only thing that John knows how to do. Isn't she hot? Let me ask you a question. Have you ever been, have you ever had a lesbian experience? I've never gone down on a woman because vaginas scare me. Wow. I'm, you know, I'm all about the boobs, so this could work out. Yeah. And then Stephanie wants to keep that kind of thing going because she wants us to be this raunchy, naughty show that she's doing.

But John is so transparent. You ever have any lesbian experiences? You're not Howard Stern from 1987. Sorry, it's not working for you. You don't have the charm, the wit. When they do the Saturday Night Live sketch about Howard Stern, that's the line they have him say because even if you don't know Stern, you associate that with him. The most generic thing possible.

And obviously, this is what they want. Somebody told her, you're going to get this guy that's going to do voices. We'll get you a comic. We'll get you a stunt boy in the corner and we're going to go around and this will be the Howard Stern show. And she's trying. She's trying real hard. Now we talk about the different versions of John and how much we detest them. There's tough guy John

there's braggadocious John there's pitiful woe is me John those are all terrible John's but the worst John possible is horny John it's so off-putting. Yeah I've like made out with chicks and stuff. I find there's a woman I've been attracted to. I knew you've gone there. Yeah, I went to college. Like what do you, it's like how, I have to get these drinks. It's what college is for.

I knew you were dirty. Dirty? I'm human. That's why I hit on you. Jesus, John, really? I was hoping you would, you know, you know, like give it to an older. But what, like I'm not a charity worker. Ha ha. Ugh. I knew you were dirty

He immediately gets into like sexy talk with this woman, and I don't think that's the reason why she's there. She's a comic Stephanie wants it to be a filthy show, but he doesn't want any of this no this is uncomfortable Yeah, like it for everyone, but it's not like they brought in a stripper or an escort and they're talking but just as a woman who's like in comedy and John brought her in because they know each other from working at the comedy store together and Then immediately it's just like you ever suck on a vagina you ever make out with a chick You ever do anal with me. Let me ask you guys because this isn't like an impression of Howard This is verbatim what Howard says This is exactly what he does. You get some actress shoes, you know, that's the first thing you ever done this

You tell us about it. Tell us about I knew it. I knew you were dirty How come when Howard does it it has a charm or there's something else to it? And when he does it it really just feels like the janitor in the corner Oogling you aggressively. It's not the same. Why is that? The word charm is a big part of it. But also, that time has come and gone.

Howard doesn't do that anymore. Nobody does that anymore. It's not a thing. Read the room, John. Right, it's not a thing that people, it was shocking when Howard did. It was a shock jack. Can you believe he's asking these questions?

Now that that's happened, we've all moved on. Yeah, and he doesn't realize that they're throwing their arms up and giving each other looks saying that going wow We've all moved on this is so shocking He hasn't moved on not whoa This is so shocking John is putting us into our corner and making us feel I don't know a little Vulnerable and attracted to him, and it's real John explains that he was hanging out with this chick and trying to get her drunk

and banger. Oh yeah, you're right. He opened with this married woman, right? Cause that's gonna win over the audience when you tell everybody they're married. This housewife audience is gonna love that. Yes. But this is him talking about spending time with Jessica, the guest, recently. I was so nice to you.

I bought you drinks. I got you free drinks all night. You really? He gets free drinks from the bartender there. That's right. What do you guys think? Like, oh wow, thanks. I just have the five bucks like quick. Oh, a Bud Light.

Five dollars. I'm going to spread my legs. I'm already wet. Get whatever you want as long as it's five bucks. Be still my heart, a Bud Light. And this is like John trying to show off that He's like generous. I was buying you drinks all night. Yeah You're trying to fuck her

And he wasn't buying them and he wasn't buying well, that's always the kicker with Generosity is always someone else's generosity. Yep. Amazing how he's able to do that So John goes out to tell this story I've heard this story before where he was calling to cancel DirecTV and he's out in Atlanta for a gig and the representative on the phone who works for DirecTV sounds attractive. And John's like, where are you? She's like, I'm in Alabama. And he's like, oh my gosh, I'm in Georgia right now.

There's a three hour drive. You should come out to my show. So he tells the story, this direct TV representative got in her car and drove to John's comedy show and then they hooked up that night. She came to the show and guess what? She, of course I killed, as you know. Oh, shut up.

Literally, you killed someone. Wait, Donald Trump, as you know. As you know. As you know, I'm always fucking great I'm great. I'm here. That is a good observation by Stephanie on that one John has to say You know I did a great job as you know I would Alright, John Jesus Christ you just need constant validation So you had a good set that night people enjoyed it. I had to do

So noxious fucking great I'm great. I'm huge. Huge. Great comedy, great again. But anyway, so then we went back to my place and we had sex all night and after we were done she said, you know what, I'm gonna give you free direct TV for life.

Oh, that is one of the magic moments of life. I begged her again for the NFL package. I begged her again for the NFL package No, I swear to God it's true so I really happen I swear so I still have free direct TV how low is her bar She's not buying it I don't play around this one doesn't seem like a realistic story what a customer service rep have the ability to do that? I doubt it, right? Why would they have that? And by the way, if there's a certain guy who's really charming on the phone, go ahead and

just give him this promo code. That'll give him a free direct TV for the rest of his life. Yeah, but only if you fuck him. Right. Only if he really does a good job of the sack. You gotta drive three hours and fuck a stranger. What a stupid story that is. I'd be so embarrassed if I was telling that story

Right because he has jokes built into it and I fucked her again for the NFL package, but he has a circle back But it really did happen though. I know I'm aware is but no no no that really did happen as well No one laughs at their jokes better than John. Here's John wheezing at himself I think it's how often was she at the bar? I? Didn't get that joke so I couldn't provide more context. I have no idea what he was talking about Different uses of the word bar and how you know that word is perceived He was playing with that and that's enough doesn't make sense. That's a just hilarity Can you believe this motherfucker like you have have a band. You ever invite a musician

to sit in with the band? We got this song that needs a sax. We brought this sax player and she's cute and you spend the entire rehearsal in front of everyone either hitting on her or berating her. Either competing with her, trying to make her feel small, shitting on her, making her seem like she's not good at what she does, you brought her here. Yeah. Like, that's your guest, and you're talking shit about the host, and you're talking shit about her, and you're talking about how great you are.

I've never heard a story involving a stand-up comic saying, yeah, I met this guy after my set, and, oh, amazing set, by the way. Like, maybe Bert Kreischer, like, I met this guy after my set and, oh, amazing set, by the way. Maybe Bert Kreischer, as a joke, you can't even do that. Who would do that? I know. And we're so used to John, and I'm glad that you kind of hit

the reset button on this, because we're so used to John that we're just like, yeah, this is John. He brought in this person. The first person he booked is a chick he's been trying to fuck for a while. And he brings her out to brag about how he's a stud And all the girls like him and why don't you like me? And what is this girl have in common with the who's the total opposite by the way?

But what does she have in common with the last guest a book that we saw I? Don't remember it was the glowzilla girl that he was trying to fuck on air Forgot about that super cut. Yeah, just putting his hands all over her could not stop touching her like they're all watching this It's called the board because it's just like here, please keep your hands on this thing. Okay, play with the With all the dials too busy raping the board Leaving it alone That's a great point Adam because not only does he invite her to be a guest on this show that you would think they bring Comedian on to be funny and to make the show better and be interesting for an audience have a different point of view on there But he brings her on to make fun of her boyfriend

What you mean Vegas where'd you meet him no, I'm not you to make fun of her boyfriend. Yeah, something like that. What'd you mean, Vegas? Where'd you meet him? No, I'm not you. She met him at the candy store. He's a comedian, I met him doing comedy. Who is it? Yeah, his name's Danny Jollis, he's very funny.

Oh, I haven't heard him. So there, take that. Haven't heard of him. All right, now, okay. So instead of becoming a serious- What an asshole. What an asshole. John's like, I am a famous person.

You're with a guy I've never heard of? What are you doing, dummy? We are just a reminder. We are only minutes in to his first day. I know it's incredible. So what kind of job description was he given? Hey, we need you to completely insert yourself into everything that's going on and make sure you try to get laid I do think that and I'm excited to watch this evolve

Over the next 20 something episodes. We have to watch with John show So I'm waiting to see Stephanie realize like this is not working. Oh, she's realizing it now She does and I do have a clip coming and this is his best foot forward. I know this is his first guest. This is what he thought the show needed to be with him on it. Fascinating. This next clip is a little bit longer, but you got to pay attention to how long it takes John to come up with the name Carlos Mencia. If you wanted to drop this, you need to do it when it's time. John lets an entire novel go by before he finally comes back to it. Another guy had stolen my ass.

He was doing exactly what I had done. Oh, no. You had to follow him. And yeah, but he won and I didn't. Oh, no. And this girl there that was really into me and I would have gone after her except my sister was there. Was his name Carlos Mencia?

I think not. No. No. You know that reference. Oh, who? Yeah, of course I know. No, but he's notorious for that. Oh yeah.

It's weird to me to think anyone doesn't know that but I guess he still like sells out casinos So people don't know why I thought you'd be perfect for happy hour because you're filthy little fucking cunt like I am Yes, right. I am a filthy little fucking cunt. Yeah What the hell is going on right now Stephanie came in? Because this guy's telling a story about Being a comedy show and someone else stole his stuff and won the contest. He never gets back to it because John goes, Carlisman, see ya. It's just like, yeah, we were, I'm talking about something different now.

The stealing the jokes thing was a while ago. And then John asked, he was about to meet this woman. Right. And then John has to explain like, oh no, you guys don't get my joke. I'll explain to you why you didn't get my joke. And this woman's a comic and I like she's like no of course I know Carl isman sees his jokes idiot We all fucking know that and then Stephanie Miller doesn't know what to do with this debacle and just starts saying C word It's calling this woman a c-word. Just like this cool. I'm crazy. This is Poor Jim is like oh, I was in the middle of something. Yeah, he was in the middle of a story.

Tell you how I met my wife, but never mind. Today's our anniversary, but whatever. It's still good. Well, then, so they talk about Margaret Cho getting her own sitcom and how TV execs the big wigs they want to control this stuff they they have a vision for things and people can be neutered when they end up on the big screen and John really relates to this. We and Margaret Cho and I bonded on a couple happy hours ago because they did the same thing to her with her sitcom they got to like Disney's got to sanitize you and make you

you know. That's exactly what happened to me. Don't sanitize my John and Margaret Shell is the two people you just like man Hollywood did not know how to use these two talents Those are the two god damn it. Just let them let them do their thing get out of the way It's all you got to do to be a good boss over here And I was complaining about Jim talking over everyone But that was useful there just plows right now Fuck you you ruined my anecdote and John goes on to explain what they did to sanitize his amazing performances that he would have had on the Tonight Show Greatest well I

When I got on the Tonight Show suddenly they said you can't be stuttering John Fix yourself and then they put me in suits and What do you mean that can't be John that's gonna be Your John Valendez now You can't be crass You know, you got to pretend that you're know. And you can't spill grass without ass. That's right, Jim.

Thank you. Jim, that's a very profound point. I love it. Oh my God, this show is so bad. The chemistry is so awful. I blame Stephanie, but Jim is the worst. John is the absolute worst. Jessica, you know, there's nothing she can do to fix this debacle.

This idea that they brought him into the Tonight show and he had to wear a suit on television I couldn't make fun of people's teeth. It's crazy. This weren't utilizing my skills the way they could have been They weren't gonna let me lead with my disability like I did on the radio Yeah, John and can I ask you something as far as I know John's only bragged about how many? Bits he got in all the stuff he produced and he wrote and directed. I've never heard him talk about the tough struggle he had with his material being too edgy and them not getting it and constantly rejecting his bits. Has that been a narrative he's run with before?

He's never said that before. No, never. It's only been this easy thing where if only I had 12 stuttering Johns, then I could get the job done. Directing Quentin Tarantino and make a laugh and now all of a sudden he's talking about how they they neutered him Facts are so inconvenient Stephanie couldn't get her point out about Margaret Cho and Sanitization right he's like oh, yeah, I hate showering Margaret Cho and sanitization. Right. He's like, Oh yeah, I hate showering.

Yeah. Yeah. And all anybody heard was me, me, me, me, me, me, talk about me. Because he has three modes. He's either shitting on her, hitting on her or bragging about himself. And he doesn't know what to do if it's not one of those. And he asked a really dumb question of Stephanie. And Stephanie has a good response here. When did you know that you were living that Armenian dudes? And Stephanie has a good response here. When did you know that you were lesbian? I met Armenian dudes.

When I met you. That's a joke, John. John turned into the clapping monkey there. With that joke, yeah, good stuff. When did you know that you were a lesbian? I don't know, we have a guest. What are we doing? John loves to talk to her about being a lesbian.

Any chance he gets. And we've talked about this before He loves to do it in a way that only someone who's never listened to this show Would attack it like assume the audience has heard the Stephanie Miller show before they've gone over this Maybe once or twice like it's old material act like you know, what's going on? So just remind everyone that John is running the audio on this show. Makes me depressed. Your mic isn't really on because I'm too loud. Okay, you're

fine. You're perfect. Are you saying well allowed. I have a very loud voice. It's all right. I have no. You're perfect. Are you saying loud? It's alright I have no um Even when they're like Jen you turn your mic off. We're hearing John through the other people's mics Even then John's like no I did that on purpose Well, don't if you're talking he got away from his microphone and turned it off. Yeah, it's off. It was off. It's not down. He's not good at this is my point and I have a feeling that Stephanie's realizing this in real time because he complains about having to run the board for Jim and this makes no sense.

No, I'm sorry Jim. I just you know I'm getting used to your cadence. Yeah, so I'm just trying to ride you up and down. No, go ahead, Jim, you were saying something cheery about suicide. Go ahead. He goes, I'm gonna use your cadence, so I have to ride this fader up and down. What does that have to do with cadence?

He doesn't know what cadence is or a fader. Right, he has no idea. And you're not supposed to be micromanaging the audio mix. You're supposed to set it and let it go Don't wait for something like oh, they backed up a little bit. We get this up Oh, you're back in towards the microphone we can back down and It's the blame game and what all over with John because it's now it's Jim's fault right Jim's cadence the problem Yes

He said exactly him if only you were you know more of a pro and better at this and I didn't have to fucking constantly ride your Constantly changing shifts in volumes. I could you know pay attention to the humor, but I'm gonna ride you and that's what fucked this All up what an asshole, and it's been pointed out many times John worked at a very successful radio show he should have watched people do this and learned from that and noticed that like people aren't just a constantly Moving things on the board as everyone's talking and having a conversation So then for some reason John goes back to the lady from direct TV that he that he banged And then that's a brag about that again She she's saying me praises

Jessica you missed out on that Yeah, I swear my life may drop dead I swear on Jim's life There are do them yeah, she sang me praises Okay, man Give justice like okay. We're just just making shit up now. Who cares? Talking about. So weird. Now keep in mind, Jessica's a first-time guest on this long-running show, and she is completely comfortable shitting on what she assumes is their booker and regular employee. And she

keeps, if you notice, her and Stephanie keep sharing these looks with each other that John thinks is like, get a load of this wacky guy But it's really like is this real can you believe this and they're sharing it in a way that's making her comfortable completely rejecting this regular cast member Repeatedly, she doesn't even consider like making him look good and he doesn't understand what's happening He can't process this and honestly if I didn't know's stuttering John was and I was just watching the show, we would still tear it apart. It's terrible. The conversation never flows. It never goes anywhere. They finally start talking about SSRIs. I guess Jessica had a really rough

childhood and suffers from depression and Stephanie has similar things. So they start talking about Prozac and different medications. And John interrupts to say this. And this is really where you see Stephanie Miller might have some buyer's remorse, hiring John Mellon. And we're like 28 minutes into his first shift. By the way, just spit. I just wanted you to know.

Sorry, I did. No, I found it hot. But I will tell you that I take Viagra every once in a while, you know and I did no I found it hot but I will tell you that I'm not usually I take Viagra every once in a while you know when I'm doing coke and I really did not scream enough for this job I don't know yeah yep that's that's my conclusion just like Howard yes right but you could tell that Stephanie really is just like what do you do? They were having an actual conversation for once for the first time John is talking about this is my every hour. I've Is the third hour I've heard of this show and for the first time it got good. It got

Listenable Comparatively like it was interesting the suicide thing They were admitting times each one of them in the room was talking about times They wanted to kill themselves honestly and openly and John just Tore right through it like a bull for no reason other than he needed attention So that's part one. I couldn't get through the whole thing. There's just too much Too much to clip is that I'm gonna have fun with the second half of this Am I gonna have fun with the second half of this episode? It's just, I love every minute of it.

It's why I'm here, I live for it. Every breath is a battle for life and death. He's fighting with his boss, with this woman, with the co-host, he feels like he's constantly being attacked in it, war, and having to put everyone in their place, and everything he does makes it worse, and he doesn't see it. I love it.

This is fantastic And I also I've seen like him on future shows I think they take him off the board at some point, and then they move him over to different places So I'm really looking forward to just the kids table continuing to follow the saga of John fucking up his opportunity with Stephanie Miller Going on vacation We're here for it with Stephanie Miller. Whether it's a road trip or a business trip where your flight's delayed, your phone's at 2% and your dinner is… Whatever is open. Yeah, here for that, too.

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Who was checking out Tucker Carlson interviewing George Santos? Now George Santos we've featured him on the show before when he was on with Tom evan and then Tom evan had and or vice versa they did each other's shows and Tom Avanheden or vice versa. They did each other's shows. And George Santos is a congressperson who is going to prison for seven years. He's like, he really can't stop lying about stuff. Anyway, he's done with Tucker Carlson.

He's trying to explain to Tucker that it's gonna be rough for him in prison because he's not a tough guy. And he says something here that I think is probably true, but I don't think it's what he meant to say. Next offenders, I should at bare minimum be in a camp. I'm not saying I'm special or I deserve special treatment. It's just about, I'm kind of violent person.

I'm as, I am a pacifist squared. Like I don't get into physical altercations. You can come in my face, spit the, I don't get into physical altercations. You can come in my face spit Baiting that Maybe that is what he meant to say now that I think about it All right, let's get caught up. It's a wild week for steel totes. His 11th anniversary show is happening this weekend, please Please guys stream labs, paypal, super chats, rumble rants, bedmo, maybe you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. On June 26th,

Aaron took out an HRO, a harassment restraining order, on Nick Ricada. And then the next week on July 1st, he took one out on Patrick Melton. He did this without an attorney. He went in and just filled out paperwork at the courthouse and had these restraining orders put into place. Now the restraining orders didn't give Aaron what he was hoping for. He wanted it to be that they couldn't talk about it on the internet. The restraining orders, all they granted Aaron was, okay, these people aren't allowed to come within 50 or 100 feet of you

and your daughter. And of course, Nick lives an hour away in another part of rural Minnesota, and Patrick lives in Las Vegas. So I don't think Aaron needs to worry about those guys coming after him, he just wanted to shut them up and get them to stop talking. Well these guys went, well, this is bullshit and we're going to fight it. So they both lawyered up and they said, we want a hearing on this. We want this thrown out and maybe we want

Aaron to pay for our attorney fees since this is frivolous. And so the date was set July 23. Both Nick and Patrick had the same attorney. So July 23, Hey, that's today. They had the hearing today. That's very excited. I can't wait to find out what happened with this with this hearing and what we're gonna learn from that. So Monday, Nick Reketa posts a post to post on Axe. He can't say tweet anymore. I don't know. What do I know about things and stuff? Say whatever you want.

And this is what he got. Notice of withdrawal of counsel. Respondent above named and his attorney, Francis White via EFS. Oh, this is to his attorney. Okay. So it says pursuant to general practice 105, notice is hereby given that the undersigned Ross W Montgomery of the law firm PCG law hereby withdraws as counsel for petitioner Aaron M. Inholt in the above reference matter.

The date was set for the 23rd. This is the 21st, his attorneys donned with him. The notice of withdrawal has been served on all parties and proof of service has been filed with the court, additional verification that respondent has been served through her counsel is on the e-service system. So it doesn't really give a reason,

it just says he's withdrawing from this. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's weird because there's court coming up and you're not represented anymore. So then Aaron wants to change the court date. So look at this letter that went in. That doesn't seem as official at all. Yeah, this is, Dear Court Administrator, this is coming from Aaron. My counsel, Ross Montgomery, has had to withdraw from his case, from this case, for personal reasons. Okay. He has asked that my request for a brief continuance in this matter be granted while my new counsel and I get to speed on these cases. I politely and respectfully ask for some extra time to fully prepare for this hearing."

Now, first off, why would the attorney who is no longer working on the case request anything? What does... Ross Montgomery has wiped his hands of this. He doesn't give a shit. Yeah. And he did say, Aaron, before I go, would you mind just filing a couple things for me? Tell them it's for me right doesn't make any sense Get your new counsel get your new attorney To do if you can Aaron don't put a space between you know when you write to the court administrator And then the body of your paragraph just put it all have it all run together as one. That's how I do it I would do it

The idea that the attorney will no longer work with Aaron there's been some speculation on why that would happen. And I watched a video where Nick Reketa was breaking it down and giving various reasons why it might happen. One of the reasons, because Aaron fibbed a lot on this restraining order request that he put in, one of the possibilities is that the attorney's just like, oh, you're lying about all of

this. You're actually like Patrick's harassing your daughter? Patrick hasn't talked about your daughter in many months. Why are you on July 1st, 2025, all of a sudden worried about your daughter's safety? What's going on here? These are lies. And so the attorney probably just went, I don't have nothing to do with this case, man. This is a bad move on your part.

I'm done. I'm just speculating. That's a possibility. I wise up why this might happen. So then Patrick's attorney sent in a response yesterday on the 22nd to explain that our court dates to 23rd. And so he writes, his correspondence is submitted in immediate response to petitioners correspondence served this day requesting a continuance of the hearing set for July 23, 2025. Respondent opposes this request. Petitioner has had what appears to be extensive assistance from his now formal counsel in

preparing for his case. There's been a bunch of exhibits uploaded. It says they're extensive and numerous. While I'm attempting to understand the potential relevance to this hearing, that said, there is no added benefit in a continuance for either party. By contrast, any continuance further extends the negative impact to respondents' occupation. A continuance further extends the unconstitutional encroachment on responders' First Amendment rights he has endured since petitioners' unfounded petition was filed at a certain point matters

simply need to be tried and resolved. So let me break down my interpretation of all this because I was watching Nick talk about it and other people smarter than me. And basically you get a restraining order against someone. You're restraining their ability to do everything they want to do to live and be a free citizen in the United States. That's what a restraining order does. It stops you from doing certain things. And Patrick has talked about out of abundance of caution not coming on this little piggy, not doing as much errand stuff because he's perfectly within his rights to make fun of Aaron on the internet. There's nothing in the restraining order that says he can't do that. But you want to be careful with these types of things. If there's a restraining order that's

been granted against you and Patrick is talking about a hypothetical, it's taken out of context, who knows? So he's just like, well, it's probably better that I just don't talk about it. And this fucking Aaron guy is just like, yeah, my attorney's gone. So we're just going to push this thing out. And they're like, no, we want to get this taken care of immediately. These are, these are lies about us. And there's no reason why there should be a restraining order against this, that this thing was filed frivolously in the first place. It says, in addition, petitioner initiated this action. He was and remains the master of his action. Respondent has expended time and incurred significant expenses preparing

to defend himself against petitioner's allegations and any continuance would add thereto from what the court will ultimately find to be a frivolous claim. So they say we want to keep the hearing July 23rd at 1.30 PM. So the update is it got moved August 5th. The court granted this continuation and so that's where we're at with this. Now there's a lot of speculation on why Aaron is doing all these gay ops, lawfare stuff. He has his big weekend this weekend, his 11th anniversary. There's a cornhole tournament, a comedy show, a golf tournament, which by the way, he said, weather's not looking

great on Sunday. Might have to cancel the golf tournament. He wants rain so bad. Yeah. He might be best. He wants out. For safety, for safety. Right. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, you can golf and rain, but I guess that wouldn't be as fun So, I don't know Adam. What do you thought we've been following this at all? Yeah, I mean I knew they were gonna grant it because somebody doesn't have counsel. They have to give them It's so easy to look back and say that's the reason I you know was found guilty because I wasn't given proper time to say that's the reason I was found guilty because I wasn't given proper time to adjust to my new council.

I'm surprised the council didn't leave earlier. I can't imagine it's something that suddenly happened. It has to be his constant inability to push boundaries and never... his dog whistle to everyone that he heard what he's supposed to be doing, but he's still kind of with you. He's tried to obey, he's been okay not talking about it lately, but if you just watch him, like John, everything they say and do doesn't help them. So I'm sure they had some argument and he's just like, I'm done, this isn't gonna work. Yeah. And that's it. And now it's not gonna be good who he gets now. It's not gonna be good. And it doesn't It's not going to be good.

And it doesn't make him seem easy to work with when all of his relationships with people seem to go this way. That's a good point, because it was last week that we found out these things are entered into evidence and that Aaron was going to bring up two witnesses, his first ex-wife Ashley and his current girlfriend. So we just saw the paperwork come out

that him and his attorney were preparing for this case, for this hearing. They were getting things ready and in motion. And you're right, the fact that he would drop out on the 21st tells me that they got their wires crossed and Aaron's going, no, no, we gotta hammer him on this so we gotta do that. The guy's going, they didn't do anything, man.

We can't. Yeah. I don't care how much your ex-wife says that your feelings get hurt whenever these guys make fun of you It's not gonna help you could just picture mr. Montgomery holding this piece of paper and going How many times did you mention your cock in this restraining order? Three two okay, and to talk about oh how Wonderful it okay. Okay. You know what I think we're good here. I think I'm done. I think this is like any moment That could be the moment the other thing is going on with Aaron He pretends that the goal went away for a while because after that initial court hearing so there's there's a whole other thing going on

outside of these HRO's whereas Aaron still hasn't been sentenced for the the felony revenge porn case That he has against Kayla Reketa Nick's wife And so he thought he was gonna go in and had that all taken care of gonna slap on the wrist pay 50 bucks Was bragging about it and then it turned out the judges was like, I don't see any remorse here I don't think you're understanding. Yeah, how important this is and how there's a victim here.

And so they pushed that back to October 2nd. And after that, Aaron comes back on the show. He's like, I'm not talking about this stuff anymore. I'm done with it. I'm moving on. And he got some big donations. And because of that, Aaron goes, no more goals. But that's not the case.

He was just asking for tomorrow's goal and next week's goal when he was on the show. Well, now that's all caught up to him. And the goals are back. And Aaron struggles so much with these goals. Thank you to OK Presentation 6117 for posting this. This is from this morning's Steel Toe Morning Show. Because I rush so quickly. It's from all the piss on them.

I'm not saying like- So he's back from a bathroom break here Dry my hands properly when I wash them. It's just so much piss on my hands That I just simply cannot get it all off Before we come back to the program. I'm so so sorry. Let me just hit refresh real quick here. Yeah, nothing 80 bucks 80 bucks away from today's goal help out a little bit Avoid the two losses in a row. I'm such a cheery boy all morning and I'm like, oh what a fun show

This is great. And I'm like they don't care like they'll watch and the numbers are good But it's it the numbers are good in a way that they're like, I don't care if he doesn't fucking hit the goal I'll just watch a different show if he can't afford to keep the doors open or anything like that So it's like I'm like, alright. Well, you know, we've been doing well lately So we're not closing the doors anytime soon. That's not I mean, certainly a few missed goals is not gonna kill us, but Fucking hell man, come on. Let's just hit that every day and that's all it takes. The negotiations he does with his audience is so bizarre. Guys, I know you think it's funny and cool when I don't get paid,

and then you watch me get stressed out. I'm just trying to be a happy-go-lucky boy and you're stopping that from happening But wouldn't it be cooler if you guys just like gave me all the money that I need that I don't like it's stressed out Freak out about it. That'd be cool. I mean neat, right? It's disturbing cuz he's really he's just bargaining with himself. He's just yes outwardly. He's just letting us all know He's verbalizing how much he thinks he can take and like arguing about it with himself. Listen, Carl, I'm sorry I gave you shit about that scooter talk because I didn't know that opening with piss talk was even an option. Like detailed description of where you missed when you last pissed as your opener,

segueing right into complaining about why you're not getting more money. I don't know. Maybe it was the opener. Maybe that didn't inspire everybody. Jesus, dude. Maybe not everyone found that entertaining. I have to say there maybe there's some people who can pull this off. Maybe Sean Hannity or someone can broadcast for seven or eight hours a day. Most people cannot. Aaron cannot. He's not interesting enough of a person. He doesn't have spicy enough takes to be on the air for as long as he's on the air. He has nothing to fucking talk about. And then this begging for the goal stuff. We were just watching Dark Side Phil on the most recent WATP because he was off the internet for a week and came back. And it's really the same thing where

Dark Side Phil is going, look, if we don't get any memberships on Kick, I'm just not even going to do anything. And Aaron's doing the same thing. Oh, you guys think you just go watch another show, huh? You think you don't give me my money and we'll just go away and just go watch another show? Not my responsibility! Your memberships on Kick and you getting your goal has nothing to do with me. Don't even bring me into it. None of this was our idea.

This was your idea first. to do with me. Don't even bring me into it. None of this was our idea. This was your idea first. Don't blame me. Go ahead. Uh what's going on with the reefer madness in the chat? People are saying there's reefer madness going. Are we having just massive weed debates? I don't know. I'm worried about

I'm I'm more I'm more concerned about hitting my goal and making the money and not missing two days in a row and somehow reading into that as a bad omen of things to come so Throw in a few bucks and see if you can't help us get somewhere today Yeah, no wheat sounds better than that that that sounds like a horrible alternative what you just described. I prefer wheat Thank you would be nice 80 bucks away finish it up five or ten at a time Jesus that his The way he stresses out is uncomfortable for everyone involved, especially him

Here's an example that Okay presentation posted also just from a little while after this during the same show Where he again is stressing out about hitting the goal. Again we knew that rusty grammar with five bucks. Thank you. Says Rick flair. The stratosphere is reserved for you and the toe.

All right. $45 away from having a fucking snowball's chance in hell of hitting the goal. My bad guys. I'm sorry. I just, I just don't want to lose twice in a row. These are gross tastes in my mouth. It's fucking nasty. So didn't he say there that he lost twice in a row. This is gonna be the third one I think. Again, putting it back on the audience. Yeah. Yeah. It's sorry guys, but you are fucking everything up. Yep. I hate to blame you guys

But you kind of are to blame cuz you're the ones that give me this money I need so then I gotta be in a worse mood and put on a worse show. Yeah, is that what you want? So if you could just turn the car around already Aaron if you don't want to go 45 bucks in the next eight minutes. Let's knock it out and call it a win for the toe. Buzemak says, make the call. You will get the goal. No, no, no, no, no. I don't like doing really good shit. And then not getting the win for it. So, like, I'm not going to add more really good shit. I already don't you know, this is a weird negotiation. So the conversation he's having is here is I guess Chad Zumach gave out Rick Flair's phone

number to everyone. So everyone's calling Rick Flair now. And so Aaron's like, gosh, we call Rick Flair on the show. And Chad Boozbach is just like, which by the way, it's booze mark, not booze a mock. Chad Boozbach goes, hey, you know, maybe some people will throw you some money if you call Rick Fliery, that could be fun. Fuck that, I've already earned this money. My show has been so fantastic, it's ridiculous you haven't paid me yet. Yeah, that's right, goal first. Right.

I'm not, I'm not doing any more fucking work. I'm on break, motherfucker. The compensation isn't there for the really good shit we already promise and deliver. Like, being the best fucking morning show out there, honest to God, it's not even close. So I'm not- Ugh. Based on what? I know.

It's so pathetic. And I get that thing, Howard used to have that thing where he was the best, but Howard could point to ratings and listeners and money and markets and syndication and all these ways you can measure getting a movie made, bestselling author, all of these ways you can measure that where Howard can be like, yeah, I'm number one. People go, yeah, sounds right. Aaron just goes, it's not even close. I'm obviously the best show. Based on on what there isn't a single number You could pull that would tell me that Aaron's beating anyone and anything We know that 90 95 percent of the people watching this morning show are hate watching or watching to laugh at it and

The others are people that are interested in this case and kind of looking to see what's happening or people Others are people that are interested in this case and kind of looking to see what's happening or people clipping it to make fun of it. So when he keeps pushing this image of this morning show host who's winning by his talent and takes, who does he think, who is he doing this for? It's just for himself at this point. It's for his own image in his head. That's it. To keep up this charade because everyone from the judge to even your

Couple of actual fans left know what's really happening here. Yeah, and I point to Patrick's experience that he talked about when he went to Stoney's and he talked to Nabisco cakes or whatever the fuck that guy's name is Cheetos and Cheetos just like oh you're a PDF file, get out of here. There is a percentage of people watching the show who are Aaron Imholte fans or steel toe fans going back to the radio days. These people are not bright and Aaron knows that.

And so he gaslights them every chance he gets. He tells them an alternative narrative that does not exist, that will not exist, and he repeats it over and over again. That's why he spent so much time going to Kiwi Farms to get this reinforcement. He needed someone else to reinforce that Nick's the bad guy. I'm the cool one. I'm doing everything right. That's all falling apart now too as people are realizing this guy's also a loser.

I mean, even stuttering, John had hitman Dan, right? Yeah hitman Dan who was willing to show up and go this all started because you were making fun of his kids And that's all this is about but even he grew up Eventually, yeah people are not gonna be around forever Even the coach has turned on him like people are gonna see especially when this verdict comes out. I know I wanted that to happen today I was very excited about it. I'll make the Flair call and I won't make the fucking money.

It's not gonna happen. So, let's knock out the 45. We'll make the call. We'll get it done. Thank you for the five bucks, Mr. Approachable, and the two bucks, Doggo Doesn't Die. 40 dollars away from today's goal. BoppaShob Shob says Aaron that's

implying that the call will even go through or be Ric Flair. No I think it'll I think it'll go to voicemail. I said that from the very beginning that I don't think he'll answer. Dago doesn't die says yeah except they're not ripping off the government they're ripping off people who actually pay taxes. That's a fair point. Approachable with five bucks and a clip. Forty dollars away from today's goal and seven bucks away. Or seven minutes away. Seven bucks would be fucking great. It's insane. And this is the thing that gets pointed out a lot, but it just happens. I'll point it out again. The idea that we're not talking about real money.

But it's real emotions. So the difference between 40 bucks and 7 bucks is the difference between I'm going to off myself but I don't want to spend another day on this earth, or we're killing it and I'm number one. Like this is not a large amount of money. Are we talking about 30 bucks? 40 bucks? Jesus.

It's not good. He's not putting enough value on his own time. And it shows his family and kids like waiting knowing how the day is gonna go how he's the mood he's gonna be in when he comes home based on whether this goal is met or not. Yeah, living or dying buying it. It's so sad. Yeah, I wonder if like slam pieces watching the final 15 minutes going oh, fuck. Well, I guess I'll cancel dinner reservations. Yeah, I wonder if like slam pieces watching the final 15 minutes going oh fuck well I guess I'll cancel dinner reservations. Yeah, yeah.

It's a good one. She's waiting at the door with the robe on knowing he's gonna rush in so excited because they made that seven bucks. Let's take a look at this clip before we eat 40 bucks and lose today. Oh, what? Today's show 10 o'clock Wednesday July 23rd 2025 you're seeing Aaron Imholte live on air. Oh No, no that looks like I'm jacking off Not tap that looks like I'm

Jerking off live on the air. That's another thing that proves. He's not doing the best show The reason why he just watched that clip that's out of context and who gives a shit is because someone's even five bucks with that link If your audience is controlling your content, there's no possible way you're doing the best show It's not what I meant, but if you're broadcasting for eight hours a day, then you have no Other alternative thing you could do you'd have to be like,, just send me stuff and I'll watch it out here, I guess. That smile that he gets on his face when he watches himself, it's so gross. Yeah. Like he just goes into a trance the second he sees himself.

We're going to see that with Opie later. I've never seen this before, but all these guys do this thing where they pop themselves up on the screen. They're just like, oh, they're all entertained by themselves. It's they're like, it's they're not present for that moment. They're gone. It's weird. Sad. I meant I'm tapping out from the pickleball thing. Boozemak says backwards thinking it's not backwards thinking. That's the opposite of backwards thinking. It's being smart. This guy needs a fucking co-host, too

Could you imagine me just sitting here and responding to every chat that comes in and like oh boozebox thinks I'm an idiot I think boozebox an idiot what the fuck is this guy talking about this isn't a show you're having a conversation with this guy He thinks he's at the bar with his friends. Yeah, I think he's hanging out with his friends Let's see how many people took pity on the old toe with his friends. Let's see how many people took pity on the old toe. 20. 20 people? Says don't use my name. This is for this weekend's event or this week's event. Thank you so much. And Ryan the garbage man with five bucks says, whoa. All right. That's 25. We're $15 away from tonight's or today's goal taking money from the garbage man Thank you Johnny chopsticks with $2 says this is for the prince of darkness

$15 away five minutes left if you guys can get 15 bucks across the finish line We'll make the Rick flair call right away. I did say we'd make the flair call finish line. We'll make the Ric Flair call right away. I did say we'd make the Flair call like as soon as the goal got hit. So here on the old toe. I didn't have any part of that negotiation. I just want to point that out. I don't know why, uh, why he thinks that's the rule. I didn't agree to this and I don't care about the Ric Flair call and he does just leave a voicemail. Oh, and it's the worst too too I was just watching it on Patrick Mountain's channel where he does a Chip Chippers impression that's really terrible and leaves a voicemail for Ric Flair as Chip Chippers. Is it as good as his Ozzie impression because that was pretty great.

Shut up. Pretty good stuff. You know what we have another. Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. This one comes in from Adam Theroux. Pretty good stuff You know what we have another This one comes in from Adam Thoreau he's just send us cringe of the weeks all the time It's a show called another day above ground and he said these are this is the most boomer show he's ever heard Well, I saw you know on

the on the TV the the pride parade and It I watched it for a while. I did not see a single lion. How can you call that a pride? Not a single one. That right there is what Cringe of the Week is made for. Thank you, Adam Theroux, for sending that in. I have a new stinger for Brendan Schaub.

And God damn it, I forgot who sent this in. I'll give them credit though. This is our new Schaub stinger. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb. Because to me I'm just like, oh, it's just a it's literally a blimp in the road, man. Stupid SMP. To me I'm just like, oh, it's just a, it's literally a blimp in the road, man. That's taken from Dumb Girl by Run DMC. I forgot about that song.

Pretty fun stuff. Let's check in on the fighter of the kid. The fighter and the kid are talking about the food in Austin again. This gets brought up a lot of the show. They're not happy about the food. I guess there are more restaurant options out in LA than there are in Austin. And so there's a lot of complaining about that between Brian Kalin and Brendan shop. That's right. Eight Italian food in Florence and in Rome, eight Italian food all over Italy. You know where I can get good Italian food bubble? Yeah. Yeah. And in Austin,

if I have to. Oh really? Yeah. That's the one thing. Let me, let me back up. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't had that yet. We both love Austin. It came a little hot. It came in a little hot. It came in a little hot. We love Austin. See, now Brian's trying to do this, or not Brian, Brian's trying to do this damage control

thing. Wherever they start complaining about Austin now, because everyone's picked up on this, it's like, by the way, Austin's great. This is awesome. We love it here. It's amazing. What a great move this was for everyone involved. But, let me bitch about it a little bit more.

My number one complaint is the food scene can't touch LA here. Especially where I'm at. If I Uber eats like I found okay pizza. I didn't want to say it out loud. That's all good. I'm choosing the quality life of my kids and my sanity over food. What? He made the move for his children? Yep. That's always how it's been. Food and what he made the move for his children. Yep Always how it's been how's that possibly true? It's completely changes like the kids were begging to come to Austin and he threw sanity in yeah, I know sanity He's he's miserable there. He doesn't have any friends there

But but that's why anything about young kids young kids are like, please take me out of my school in the middle of the year and have me leave my friends. I want to make new ones in a place I've never been. That's what kids love. Adam, it's so great. I have a clip from the fighter and the kid just weeks before they made the move to Austin, and he breaks down the conversation he had with Tiger, his nine-year-old son, about this move.

Oh no. Yeah. He's completely making this up, that all of a sudden now this move was about Prosperity for the family and it's better for everyone involved and you know, yeah taking one for the team by having shitty food on uber eats Endangered LA Also, can't afford a chef or something to make Also, can't afford a chef or something to make good food for them? It's not even shitty food. It's food that is Italian food that is not on par with what they've had in Florence and

Sicily. I'm sure Chin is really sympathetic to this, you know, sacrifice you're making for your children. You can't even sniff LA food here. I'm not going to say- They go, what about the barbecue? I can't eat barbecue fucking seven nights a week. Yes, the barbecue is great here Yeah, but as far as general meals, yeah, they can't touch LA. That's funny

He's another one of these guys who's having an argument with voices in his head Oh, yeah, the barbecues pretty fucking good. I said that it's a this decent. I just don't eat it every day Brendan who you talking? Talking to a subreddit in his head. That's right. I'm not all his critics I'm gonna say it's all good. It's all good. Yeah, okay. I had very good sushi here then I had hey, it's all good They're loving it And I went to another place. I'm not gonna to say the name of it, where they had to tell

me everything about the sushi every time they would prepare. I hate it. I hate that. They told me how deep the fish swim, what the fish eats. I don't give a fuck. I'm like, Hey, I don't want to do this, dude. You're interrupting my conversation. You've confused that.

I give a fuck. Right. I don't know. Hey, sushi is good. Yeah. So they're going to upscale restaurants, obviously And then complaining that they take pride in the food and they want to explain to you why it's a better to knowledgeable Because that that doesn't happen

You know the places we go for sushi. No one's explaining to us where the fish came from. They've no fucking idea In LA, they're really rude to us here. You're like taking care and pride in your work and wanting to and you know, these Texas people like what the fuck do they want from us like everything? They're just complaining. We try to give them the best service ever and they hate us. We leave them alone and they hate us. It's like they confuse that I give a fuck right. Sushi is good. Yeah, it's not LA sushi. Come on, bubba. Come on. Come on. I was just in Newport for God's sake Come on. I need at oceans 47 and the best steak house. I've the best steak I've ever had. Is that true? Oh Well, you're right. So I'm Brian's gonna bring this up. You're familiar with Newport Adam

Mm-hmm might have better restaurants than like I don't, 99% of places they could be in the United States. So it's tough to compare. My Newport Bubba. So please understand. I know when if I give you now now somebody gives me $100 million. I'm going to say come to us and they go hey, Brian, Brendan, thanks for all the work. And we just want Jeff Bezos because I've been listening to you guys for a long time. I don't think you get your due. Here's $100 million each of you you then you know what you and I do without missing a beat

They're having fantasies like Patrick Michael would have on his show It's like could you imagine like this some someone out there heard me who had tons of money and just wanted to give it to me It's like you guys are already wealthy and you're having these fantasies on your show. What if someone gives a hundred million dollars each? Yeah You're having these fantasies on your show. What if someone gives 100 million dollars each? Yeah But I get 75 of that in our deal producer Chris no problem Yeah Here be cool be cool. How long has he been here? I heard all of that. The internet was down. The house is working fine now. Yeah, I noticed that. Damn it. Too close together.

They are? Yes. Same thing with Manhattan Beach. Yep. That was the one thing I noticed. Okay, so then they start debating whether they would want to live in one of the nicest neighborhoods in the world. I know people who have made money and that are successful and I've hung out with them. Usually they have a talent, you know? And you like that talent, they're good at this thing and then it'll be disappointing when you get to know them

and this is what the conversation's like. And it is with a lot of LA people, it's just this, it's just that kind of banal, judgmental, never satisfied, always miserable, just shitting on things without a sense of humor at all. Just like spoiled brats. And that's not a show. That's what you do when you're with your buddy alone. You take that talent that got you that and then you share that with us. He thinks this is bold and new, and it just comes off like, like the idea that there's an engineer there

who's not rich like them, that had to fly himself out there, put himself up, adjust to this new city for real, listen to these King Joffreys bitch about the quality of food in Austin versus Florence, it must be torturous and a nightmare for that guy. Yes, there's a reason why Chit's not having a great time. I think he's probably pretty pissed off about these kinds of- Oh, you guys aren't having fun either?

Oh really? Oh yeah, it's rough for you? Yeah? Was that rough hearing about where the yellowtail came from? That was rough for me getting my fucking cable turned on. I have no internet. I have to use the internet at the office you motherfuckers oh you're using uber eats you're not worried about this the service charge on that system

oh cool must be nice must be good I don't have a car I have to walk to the one place that's open past seven around here where I live so the fuck Brian starts talking about having sex outside he's talking about this ex-girlfriend he had and they went to this really nice place and he's talking about having sex outside. He's talking about this ex-girlfriend he had, and they went to this really nice place, and he's talking about banging outside. And this even turns into complaining about Austin. Because the birds were in the sky, and the sun, it was 75, and she was so lovely, and I loved her.

You know what the other advantage of LA, weather is fuckable weather. It's like that's fuckable outdoor weather. You can, no bugs, you're not gonna sweat my ass. ruin the whole thing. You have tarantulas. You have tarantula hawks. You've got mosquitoes. Check, check, check, check. All kinds of rattlesnakes. Yeah, we got rattlesnakes in the neighborhood now. Yeah. Yeah, you do. My neighbor caught a

rattlesnake. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. You do. You do. Can you imagine Brian was just telling this nice story about an ex-girlfriend going on a hike and then finding out like a waterfall and making out and stuff. There may have been a joke in there. Not on Brendan's watch. I'm trying to just like, can't do that in Austin. Not with these scorpions trying to get you all the time. And my swamp ass.

Thank you, Brendan. All right. So this is Fighter and the Kid from months ago, just weeks before they made the move to Austin and you can tell they're all feeling the pressure and They're all second guessing whether they should be doing this or not It's just a lot. Are you nervous about it, Chen? Of course, but it's like since it's so fast, it's like I don't have time to like yeah That's the best and then you get there and see like oh wow yeah we are me and tiger go on walks and I

Brought up taxi was just me and him and he always acts tough like I can't wait and it's like we're walking Talking about just Brandon bullshit, and I go do you excited about text buddy? He goes. I can't wait down What's taking so long? Oh? Yeah, and I said you you excited about tech, buddy? He goes, I can't wait, what's taking so long? I said, you're just excited? Nothing else? He goes, no, I can't wait to get there. I go, cool, you want a high film? He goes, yeah, I'm scared. He goes, you are?

I go, yeah, I'm scared, buddy. I'm leaving everything behind. It's a big move. I'm scared. You're not scared? He goes, yeah, I'm pretty scared. I said, dude, it's all good, bud. I said, I know you're scared.

I'm scared too, but it's going to be great. It's going to work out. I said, what are's all good bud. I said I know you're scared. I'm scared too, but it's gonna be great It's gonna work out. I said what are you most scared of? It broke my heart. He goes I'm scared of eating lunch by myself Just what you said Adam Exactly what you said He's taking his children away from all their friends and bringing them to a city that he doesn't enjoy he doesn't enjoy. He doesn't want to be in at all.

And you know, his son there is putting up a brave front, but he got to the bottom of it. That's what I think the son is doing. And I think it's apparent to anyone hearing that story, but him that when he tells a story like that, I go, oh, that kid is used to telling you whatever you want to hear. Yeah. And was surprised when it switched so suddenly yes, and then he agreed with you about that and then you corrected him Right that was the weird part. He's like uh I'm actually scared. Oh my gosh. I am too not really it's gonna be amazing

Do we know how old this tiger is nine stop being a pussy tiger? Yeah, I Nine. Stop being a pussy tiger. I'm talking about a nine-year-old. Yeah. So, and then- I remember how old I was when I learned, probably about that age, that my parents were worried about money. Like, I heard them arguing, and it was the first time it sank in, like, and I really internalized it, you know? To hear your dad saying, out of nowhere, for, you know, podcast fodder, admitting his fears to his son and then giving them to him as a gift. Maybe the son was fine with it. Maybe the son was looking forward to it. And you just fucking pierce that whatever it is. It's not good. It's not good. And this is Brendan then trying to get his

son's trust back by explaining when has he ever fucked up? Yeah, that's right. Don't I said I said, buddy, have I ever done anything that wasn't great in right. Don't I said I said buddy have I ever done anything? That wasn't great in your best interest I said you think I would move your grandma your grandpa your mom your sister your brother me Your uncle Brian the whole uncle chin everybody move the whole studio if it's not gonna be for the better There's no I know dad. Who was he trying to convince with that? Sentence right there that list was longer than I realized. There's grandparents involved in this.

Shed. Holy shit, that's not great. Really, it all comes down to Uncle Brian is the problem. I just circle back real quick. Brian Kellan is the one who decided that moving to Austin to be near Joe Rogan and the mothership and all the comedy scene here because I feel like I'm starting to lose my chops and notoriety. And then he didn't ask Brendan to move out to Austin with him.

Brendan went, all right, I'll go too. And took credit for it. So now Brian's responsible for that entire list of people. He just said he's convinced to move out. And remember, this is before they made the move. They're all miserable now. I know. I trust you. I'm like, I'm telling you, dude, that's awesome. The grass is green over there. But when he said eating lunch by himself, like, because I can't control that. No, you can't. I love that he goes to grass is greener over there. Like, that's literally the sentence that means it's not. the sentence that means it's not. That's why that sentence exists. Because it's not greater over there. It always feels that way.

No matter where you are, there you are. That's really what it comes down to. And I don't know if Tiger watches The Fighter and the Kid, but I know they watch WATP, and it's going to be heartbreaking when he hears his dad say, actually, the reason I moved is because my son was so miserable And he's so much better now. Yeah, I was miserable I was Playing baseball It's like Stuttering John's divorce. Yeah, Stephanie Miller. Well, it was the kids The one thing you're not supposed to say here's the kids fault That's the one thing you're not supposed to say it's the kids fault

All right There's another show called the after our pod and this is all the producers from the golden hour Come together and then they do a show to talk about I guess what's going on in the golden hour and stuff. They have 3650 subscribers and They're on there and they're asking chin this is from an episode just a couple days ago They're asking chin how things are going out in Austin for Oh, it's fucking terrible Okay, tell us one thing you like about Austin though before we get into all the complaints tell us what they get like That one response was better than anything I've seen on the fighter and the

kids since they moved to Austin. If one of them opened their show with that, we would have given him a standing ovation. That's entertaining. That'd be interesting. The one positive is I'm looking forward to try to visit back to LA or Orange County in about like a month. So the one positive is he will be leaving there soon. But just temporarily. Okay.

That's one positive. Okay. Yeah. I mean, everything so far, we've been talking in our own group chat, everything. It's like, I mentioned it before. It's like a curse. There's like, this place is cursed.

So many negative, bad things have happened. It's just, it's like a curse. There's like this place is cursed. So many negative bad things have happened It's just it's a bitch. Hopefully it turns around soon. But as of right now, it's it's fucking been terrible Yeah, I mean happens a million dollars, huh? So it's complaining about the money's had to spend which all the speculation I see is that Chins not paid all that well and forced to move out there and they were busting his balls and not having a house immediately and how come you haven't figured that out? Meanwhile these guys have really big houses and really nice neighborhoods. I heard Brendan bragging about how he lives on a lake and he's out on the lake every weekend

because everyone's got boats and so he's always out on the lake every weekend because everyone's got boats and so he's always out at the lake and Chin is sitting there talking about what a miserable experience this is and what's funny is this guy Nick Davis, another producer, tries to tell him, dude, I know it seems bad. It's going to get better. You know, you've had a couple things happen that are unfortunate, but things will turn around for you and Chin does not agree. Thank you, Nick I appreciate you saying that but think about this me picking up boxes and seeing a freaking scorpion tail sticking out of a box

For no damn reason a giant spider Getting here I hit my head multiple times on the stupid beam when you go up the stairs Fight like it hurt so fucking bad stepped on a cord ruined my footage today alone when everything was going perfect I saw my fucking my my magsafe for my MacBook kind of slowly get out of this place like what the how does that happen ghost yeah that's something and Like something's going on here. You think ghosts? And there's more to it. There's way more to it. But that's what I'll tell you for now.

Okay. The sushi I had here, I told you guys, is freaking- it looked beautiful but it was absolutely terrible. Cursed. Come on, dude. You're in a landlocked- well, I guess- yeah, Texas is landlocked, right? Yeah, it is. So you're not gonnalocked. Well, I guess yeah, Texas is landlocked, right? Yeah, it is. So yeah, you're not gonna have order quality Sushi as you did in California. It's just no but they import it. Come on, bro. Exactly. That's a problem

No, there is oceans yeah, yeah Dine interior but Definitely not it's not landlocked. It's not landlocked. Yeah, it's a giant interior, but definitely not landlocked. It's not landlocked. It's not landlocked. Yeah, it's the Gulf of Mexico. It's far away, but it's here. Are we getting sushi out of the Gulf of Mexico?

No. Yeah, you're not. You're not. I feel like they made sushi out of bluegills and freaking other types of sunfish. Anyways, you guys talk. Wow. That's incredible.

Chin is so upset. He's beside himself and he's not even letting on to all the things. And I have a feeling when he goes, and that's not even all of it. I have a feeling the other stuff is bread and shop. Oh yeah. I bet he's really pissed at his boss. I think that's the only thing that's going on. When he said, and there's a scorpion and for nothing.

That nothing is his boss. You take this job for two reasons. One, it pays well, you get the bread, you put up with it, or two, the guy has a vision, you believe in this cause, right? You wanna be a part of it. Maybe there's a kind of show he wants to do that Shin's like, oh, that's a great idea,

let's go with this vision. Then there's a reason for that tarantula. It's like I got rid of it so I could get back to this thing I want to do. But for him, this is all what? So Tiger can feel better about his self-confidence? That's not really Chin's responsibility. That's not why he's here. He's getting neither the money or the artistic fulfillment. So he's just like, this was a bad idea. It's not Austin that's cursed, it's the reasons for going that were cursed from the beginning. No, a lot of times when you move for work,

there's a new opportunity. You go to a place, you don't know people, but you go, yeah, but there's hope and there's optimism because I'm doing this new thing and this thing could turn into that thing. He's doing the exact same job, just away from all of his friends and family in a place that is miserable. Yeah. With no thought as to how to make it

better. Hates that they made this move to do this job. You're right. And technical guys like stability. They're not like, for no reason, let me do the same job with inferior equipment in a different climate. Like, why would he want to do that? What's in it for him? Nothing. Oh, poor chin. Poor tiger. Feel bad for everyone involved in this. Let's get into Adam's time with Harrison Young. We get the point. Adam, you want to set this up? Where do we begin here?

Well, I'm going to need your guys' help in figuring out what exactly happened here, what was revealed, and how we feel about Harrison Young, because there were some things I didn't know that I'm curious if you guys knew. To start off, I didn't realize you can't hear the theme song that you just played, his famous theme song. I was so excited to sing along with it. But the way it works is that they can't mic the boombox that Harrison plays the theme song on. So you just don't hear it and no one tells you. I didn't know that. I don't remember that. I was on a show a long time ago. I don't remember that half of it. That's funny. That's how it goes. So I was very shocked when

he was snapping along and I couldn't hear anything. But it all worked out really well. And right off the bat, he wanted to let me know his thoughts on his appearance at the Boston City Winery gig. Yes, we did have Harrison up on stage with us as we were doing a topic time segment. Well, you know, I've never thought I'd actually get you on the show. I'm so glad I went to that event at the winery last month and I had a blast. Wasn't that fun? It was. It was so nice. Producer Chris and Carl and Kaylee, oh boy, she was wonderful.

Everybody was great. And I had an awesome time and we even watched it here on YouTube at the station. I showed it to the staff. That's how wanted I was. And let me tell you, I couldn't do what I do without them. I meant that. That's not just a cliche. All right, well, Adam, you know...

That's really sweet. What did they think when you showed them the video? What did they say? Oh, they were cracking up. As were we all. Were you surprised that it was such a large crowd and that everybody was so... Well, yeah, I was surprised. I've never been praised by so many Well, yeah, I was surprised.

I've never been praised by so many people in one place in my life. Yeah, I admit, I have to admit it tickled my ego fancy a lot. And I enjoyed it very much. You deserve it. That's really sweet. I'm really glad. Thanks, yeah. And I've been trying to get you on the show for a long time and here you are and you know, your history is quite well well and ensconced in work and you know around Hollywood in New York and

That guy has no concept of reality can I feel really bad if you understand it was going out at any point in this My work has always been ensconced. Yeah My work has always been ensconced. Yeah, they would Yeah, we could do a Harrison Young excuse me Harrison Young. What does he say next? Yeah? He goes always fumbles. You're you're you've been well well well. I did not see ensconced coming Yeah, we've been like current if come on, it's definitely not three. Now, it's a nice, you know, easy going conversation. This next one is a longer clip. But if you can stick with it, you'll see it's the same thing that happens with

Rob Saul. For the record, all I asked here was, what music do you listen to? Okay. All right. Well, so what kind of music do you like Harrison? What kind of music do I like? Well, I like the, I've been a pop music fan for 61 years. My very first, as long as we're talking, as long as we're having a back-and-forth, which I love, which is what makes Topic Time, you know, the out of conversation, rose to a new pinnacle of loveliness beyond that, any other podcast, although Rogan's doing okay. So I started checking out the pop scene back in 1964

when I was four and a half, and I turned five that year. And my first favorite song, you know, the British Invasion, The Beatles, The Dave Clark Five, the song Bits and Pieces by The Dave Clark Five drove me nuts back in the summer of 1964, long before you came along. And every time I heard it on radio I'd go nuts and ironically it was about Kind of about you know about a hot-broken dude, which I you know in many ways

I am but I you know you make the most of that, but so that's why I mean I almost prophesized my current life I'm not I mean I'm not I love the show, but everything's about my life which which I wish were different But everything's about my life, which which I wish were different This is where he starts crying oh shit This is what I worry about having Adam on the show Because there are times when I look over to Adam and think he's gonna talk and he doesn't I go shit I gotta keep talking. So anyway, I go to bed crying a lot If you just don't talk people will reveal a lot of things about themselves. Very interesting.

He has a healthy dose of confidence, but he also tries to express gratitude as he does in this next clip. It'd be nice to have a love interest that was interested as well. But you're a talk show host. Exactly. Well, I mean. That's a very rare and exciting thing. You think someone like me, I mean I do very well.

I have more support than I've ever had. I have great people behind me. I hope it's just a matter of time. I don't know how much time I have left on this earth. I feel pretty good. I'm almost 66 now. And I have, I can remember the day you were born. I know it was a Thursday like today, July 6, 1978.

I have a photographic memory from my autism, which enables me to do that. That was very impressive. Yeah, thank you. They didn't even mention that at the winery. Sorry. I could have brought it up, but I figured I'd let Kyle carry the deal with my stuff. Yeah, smart move.

And I think it's a superpower to have a talent like that. Carry the deal with with my stuff. Yeah smart move and I think it's a superpower to have a talent like that Carry the deal You know, did you know that that he's autistic and we had a perfect memory I did not Yeah, he has perfect memory that he puts on his Facebook all of these Like There was one time in August 1983 where I got kicked out of an ice cream shop for ordering some of the chocolate instead of the vanilla and they yelled at me and it's all this. I thought he was making these all up. It turns out these are actual memories.

Wait, did you check to see if you were born on Thursday? Because maybe you were born on a Tuesday. This is all bullshit. Well, I didn't even check you're right. Oh my God. Right. Look at that. That's the critical thinking that's needed. Maybe you were born on a Tuesday. This is all bullshit. Well, I didn't even check you're right That's the critical thinking this needed I just assumed he was right Because I started calling him on these things and he I would start is it true that in August 19 and he would just finish it he was like yeah the ice cream shop where I ordered the chocolate and he knew

Yeah, it wasn't just something he made up and forgot about yeah, I see these posts on Facebook. Yeah, it's in the feed and I believe them Just cuz the way this guy's getting who are these socials. I should be featuring I don't know. I'm not on Facebook. I should be on a game show raking it in. Yeah I also like how he's always thinking to the future when he was talking about his favorite music He said I was four and a half I was gonna be I turned five that year when he's bringing up what's happening with him now. I'll be 66 later It's like you're you're four. You're 65 Like though you don't talk about what's gonna happen, but that seems a thing that he latches on to also I think we talk about his hygiene

Sure, and I'm noticing that I appreciate you wore a suit on this you gave him the right respect on this Adam Cuz he's he's wearing his suit that suit It needs a cleaning It needs to be burned okay enough that's enough of that that bad he can't shave and I don't know if he showers I don't know if there's running water in his house it's hard to tell I liked what he wore to the show yeah and I can't remember who said it on the wrap-up but they said it looked like he just got done mowing the lawn. Yeah.

Yeah. For the biggest night of his life, he dressed down. I'm always trying to connect with him thinking he's going to reference something that I'll be able to geek out about with him. And it never happens. And it's not his fault or my fault. It's just even the Dave Clark five was like, oh oh and then he mentioned some song I didn't know everything I'm always like a little bit off from what would make him happy and it happened so much

even start to wonder if it is me but I'm glad you mentioned the suit because I tried to get him to reference like I'm wearing a suit just like you and your colors and he would not acknowledge it he won't do it in any way leaving the winery. I was leaving the winery, as I was leaving the winery that night, it was about 11 o'clock and it was, you know, dark obviously and everybody was, other people were going to different bars and some woman who looked like she was dressed for Cinderella's ball said to me, oh, I love your show and I, you know, and I said well, here's my card maybe we can do it sometime and she goes, oh, I don't think so. I mean, you know what I'm saying? That really pissed me off. the fact that she had the nerve to a cost me and then not you know And then not be more forward about it

See it to a cost you and then not follow up you mean correct. Oh Well, you know you can't you can't blame her sometimes people get busy, but what a compliment How amazing is that I know it was a nice compliment I get really I really get aggravated about that So I was basically as long as I'm I figured I'd vent a little bit I've really got me got me annoyed. Oh Wow Yeah

Fame is a bitch Real tough as soon as he gets what he wants. He's miserable about it. Well, so a woman compliments him He goes come on my show and she's like no, I'm not No celebrity. I don't have any talents. Why come on my show and she's like no. I'll know I'm not a celebrity I don't have any talents. Why would I do that? I he asked me about Nickelodeon and I talked about working with Pat Marita While I was in my youth and he had one specific question he wanted to ask about Pat Marita. Is he still with us? He's not with us anymore

I mean is he still alive? I wasn't sure. Oh No, no, no, he's not with he yeah, he's dead. He passed. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Wow. I mean I Know happy days. That's great. I mean what an actor that's fantastic. Okay. Yeah, and then now when did you know you work? You wouldn't but feed if you were Warren and Buffy the vampire sweet Enough about him So Sarah so go she's pretty hot, right? She alive. Oh, okay. Still I that's good. That's good. Anyway moving on

Yeah, that's uh, that's what he's interested in at least he doesn't bullshit and pretend to be interested in stuff He's not no he asked the questions. He plows through it, which is nice. He certainly does I ask him here What kind of TV shows he likes? Well now I oh geez I don't even know if I should tell you I watch I know it's kind of Screwy, but I watch a lot of the stuff that's on the you know the crime the crime channels like the forensic files Line and I and I don't know I'm sort of addicted to that You know, I know what he started that with I don't know if I should tell you I'm just like oh boy What is this gonna be? Let's not confess any federal crimes, please

Because I like to go. Okay, that's that's normal. Yeah, terrible Family members are you know, they seem that it's almost like the family members of the murder victims Seem to eat up the fame from the from the story. It's crazy. I know that's what it seems like I know if it was anyone in my family I wouldn't be doing that but that's that's kind of way that's kind of the way those shows go If you've ever I really like that stuff, too What are you I get fascinated and kind of obsessed with specific cases are there any ones that really interest you? Like I love the Chris Watts one that I like I still like watching Seinfeld and I watch like

sitcom and I'll watch, let's see, and I'm king of queens. I love that. And Cosley trying to connect. Oh you like true crime. I like true crime too. Here's a case I'm interested in. What cases interest you? I also watch Seinfeld. He is slippery.

It's impossible. Yeah, we're so close. So close to making a real human connection. And then all he talks about is how he desperately needs, and craves that, and can't find it anywhere. Yeah, he talks about how he's alone 98% of the time and stuff. It's like, gee, I wonder why people don't want to talk to you. He refused to talk to them. He holds on to these memories from the past. And he, I didn't know if you know that he's related to Sarah Silverman.

Yeah, I've heard him say that before. I don't know if that's true, but I've heard him say that. He says it's true because he met her at one of her shows when he went up to the stage and asked her about it. And that's all he really has to go on it. So he asked me if I could relay some messages to the Silvermans for him. And he segues into that by talking about his favorite show, Dr. Katz's Professional Therapist. I liked it. That was one of my favorite shows in the 90s. Dr. Katz's Professional Therapist.

Lara was the voice of the subject. I love that show too. And John Benjamin was kind of the awkward son of the divorced psychiatrist who was always trying to hit on Lara. And she'd always reject him and everything. Kind of like me, except I'm not a living with my father. That's the only difference. My parents are still together. And I'm just saying that's kind of the character I can relate to. You remember that pathetic loser son on the show? Yeah. I wonder what Laura's really like.

It's the same thing he liked about that Dave Clark song. Yeah, you're right. He just sees himself in these things. He pivots everything back to sadness and I really try hard to keep it light, but there's no way. He will always, you know, bring it back there like a friend on a bad mushroom trip. There's Nothing you can do They're just gonna Eat I try right here with who tell me some of your favorite comedians What comedians I say Andrew Dice Clay's right up there

I'd say Tony V is right up there Lenny Clark maybe but Lenny Clark, you know He kind of pisses me off because he told me to do my show many years ago And he never has you know Lenny, right? Lenny Clark These are Boston people. Okay. Yeah, I'm not familiar You're okay enough. No, it wasn't good then he doesn't then he's done. It's not like we're not it's not like we're you know Hyping them too much, which is what I don't want to do This is cool, I got the song wrong I got the the CSI stuff wrong them too much, which is what I don't want to do.

This is cold. I got the song wrong. I got the CSI stuff wrong. I never heard of Lenny Clark at Boston Comic. I can't believe I don't know him. It's just an endless mystery. I'm starting to really feel bad about all of it. But then I did a little research on this guy that he's wishing ill will towards.

Do you know who this is? Yeah, I'm familiar. Do you want to see what he's wishing ill will towards do you know who this is? Yeah, I'm familiar Do you want to see what he's up to recently? Let's see. Let's see how he's doing. Let's see what the latest is fiber good now and an amazing comeback for a Boston comedy legend We're talking about Lenny Clark escaping death really this year alone He's had two heart attacks and a stroke, but he is bouncing back fuck that guy would do my show But he is bouncing back Local hero and legend and survivor

Incredible you know how to pick his battles this guy's on Rogan. He's all over the place. He's a very successful Didn't do time a time who he yeah, I think that's okay Yeah, that must have mm-hmm. He must have taken that personally here he Openly talks about his autism and his family. Oh, yeah, this is wild I've sent the door because I have autism and I'm down proud of that by the way And I didn't mention that at the winery either and I probably should have Because I mean, I you know, like I said, that's a big that's a big thing. How often is he going back through? I guess the videos on YouTube, because he mentioned that he watches it on there.

How often does he go back and regret and rethink what should have been done or how he should have said things or if he should have gone in for the kill with Lucy? He should have grabbed a titty or something. He must be thinking about this a lot. This is the second time he's brought up, I should have done this, I should have grabbed a titty or something. He must be thinking about this a lot. This is the second time he's brought up, I should have done this, I should have done that. Yeah, I mean, I'm like that a little bit and I don't remember anything. This guy has perfect recall.

Yeah, that's a good point. The fact that he can go over it. Oh yeah, that would actually drive me crazy. You're right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, good point. That's why it's so hard to believe I can do what I do.

That's probably why my social life outside of the show is pretty lame. Oh, maybe. If you have autism, you don't really get along. It's hard to get along with people if you have autism. That's kind of, that's the big M-O. Yeah? Having autism. Do you find it hard?

Yeah, yeah, I do. I don't really get along. I get along good with the people here at the TV station, but my family can't stand me, the truth be told. Whoa. Oh, no? Yeah. I said my father, I don't know, they just don't like me. I'm just, Oh no? Yeah. I said my father, I don't know they

they just don't like me. I'm just because I'm weird, I'm strange. You said you sent your father what? What were you saying? No they don't like me. They just they can't stand me. I don't know. I hardly spend, I mean I hardly spend any time with them. It may be at the holidays that's it. They don't invite me over. That's so sad. Everything leads to sadness. I know he's proud to be autistic That was the first thing he said but no one likes him. Not even his family. They don't invite him over Harrison Here's a bright colored balloon. Yeah, it's nice bud. It's gonna run out of air. I have a pin right here Now I gotta clean it up I guess

Thanks for this he continues on the same track. I try and steer it unsuccessfully away, but we stay here, and that's not so bad. But quite frankly, yeah, I mean, I pretty much spend most, I spend 98% of my time alone. It's pretty much, that's pretty much how it is. But it's not a sin to be alone, it's just a way of life.

So if somebody wants to change that, maybe they will. If it doesn't happen, then like I said, well I'm gonna end up in the same place anyway at some point, you know, with the worms. So I try not to worry about it. How are you doing in living room baseball? Oh great, I just, I won my. Pimmin.

Ha ha ha ha. Harrison Young, he sets up his show and does it, then goes back home and is at a confessor ball. Oh great I just I've won my 149th championship on August excuse me it's not August yet July 5th. Nice. Congratulations. That's amazing. So the next one I win will be 150 I'm glad you remember that. How is the competition? The competition is good because I get to win six straight games. I play six games every day and I win a championship, I get to win all six. Usually I finish five and one and I prefer that. That's what I finished today. He prefers

to lose. It's starting to show. Yeah. I guess that's a good way to live life. I don't know. Don't aim too high. You'll get there. We do it's familiar We do what we're used to I guess. Yeah, I Try again to kind of shift course right here by bringing up his photographic memory. Okay Oh as a matter of fact, and I was telling my tech guy about this. It was actually 11 years ago today It's a bittersweet milestone. I had a I did a show my I had my was my first show at my second location I did my first four years in Marshfield mass my next three were in Rainham So for 11 years ago today on this day July 17th of 2014 I had a beautiful guest you might maybe even know who she was maybe you know her name was Mila Hudson

She was an actress and a film writer and she drove all the way up from Manhattan to do my show But and she didn't we had a great show and and then four years later she took her own life. Unfortunately. Oh no. Yeah, yeah. Out in LA too, she was working on a film in Burbank, I guess. Holy shit, he can't have an anecdote

without a nigga tragedy. It's a great show too, I was like, oh good, awesome. It felt like he was talking to me. He was like, yeah, she's working on a film in Burbank. Just like you. Yeah. It was all, and then he actually, I didn't include it because I just couldn't bear it,

but he went right from that to anything you'd like to plug. Oh no. And I just kept thinking about this poor girl and how meaningless it all was I'm sure the next clip is gonna be something positive that he's excited about and optimistic about No, no, but he does express an awareness. That's rare in the devil verse here where he shares his philosophy of life I'll have we all sort of have an affinity for like in violence. I know it's terrible. The world is so violent now You know, I mean I've always worried I worried the world was going to end in 1999. I was making myself nuts.

I had to see two therapists for that until it didn't happen. And now... And how did you feel when it didn't happen? Well, I felt good that it didn't happen. But look at the world now. I mean, it seems like Vladimir Putin is the most dangerous dude on Earth right now. He's worse than Hitler, I think. And who knows where he's going to go next.

I don't want to go there either, but I'm just saying, I'm trying not to dwell on that stuff. Yeah. All right. Yeah, I know. Well, Adam, we're in the final four minutes of the show. I know it's been a wild ride. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm a much different interview.

Putin would not have come up. A lot of things wouldn't have come up. I'm on that show. What did I do? You tried, man. You tried. But there's something about you. You bum people out, I guess. That I can see. That I can relate to. We end with this question. I ask him who his... It's a very basic question. It's not supposed to be a controversial answer. It's kind of like they call it a lob. Who would his dream guest be on his podcast right you just say Alison Hannigan and you move on right that's the best guest oh who would I

would I like to get from oh that's a good quote I don't know that would be uh let's see the best possible guests hmm good question Well, hmm Well Probably someone that was in a film called Sweeney killing Sweeney He was a little or Asian girl who was played, you know, the Steve Sweeney the comedian, you know, he is I Don't I don't know he was in a bunch of films. He was in he was in me. He was in back to school with Rodney Dangerfield He was in me myself and Irene. Okay, and she was probably like 14. This was done back in 20. That's back. This was done back in 28 2019 She's probably the right now. I'm thinking I'd like to get her on the show offhand now

I'm sure there are other people I like to get on as well. But right now she's the one I'm thinking of I don't even know her name All I know is there was a scene with you everyone the kids were going you suck Sweeney and she was one of them All I know is there was a scene where everyone, the kids were going, you suck, Sweeney, and she was one of them. And I remember seeing that when I went to the premiere in Arlington, Mass. back on April 6th of 2019. You know she probably looks different now. What's that?

She's probably older now. She probably is. All right, look, we're going to wrap this show up. You ready? I'm ready. The great episode of Top of the Time in the Books, wrapping off and snapping out. See you next time with another great guest as I said

Come on what if you hit it that way Now the amazing your Adam is done as he's found this actor that Now, the amazing thing about Adam is he's found this actor that Harrison has decided would be the best possible guest he could get out of the show. And it's a woman, well, a girl, a woman now, in a scene in a movie from 2019. And you found the scene for us. It's a short film. And I'm surprised at the comedy royalty that pops up in this thing from Steven Wright to Nick DePaolo. It's an incredible cast of a very, you know, a short you've seen before.

I think we've all been struck by like someone we see in a film or on the street or somewhere that we can't stop thinking about. But I guess this is what happens when you have a photographic memory. Because this is very specific. If you could show so it's literally totally this girl right here. Yeah, that's Harrison goes, you know, who would you want to interview on your show? And that that's Harrison goes, you know, who would you want to interview on your show?

And that that's his answer that girl right there. Harrison is one of a kind. You got to give it to him. There's no one else would have that answer. Not even possible. You would have thought he was making all of it up. It would have been brilliant and funny if he made it all up. But he mented that girl who says that line in that film once. That's her entire role in the film. And he's been thinking about that since April 6th of 2019. Well, she did crush it. It was pretty good.

I mean, it was very good. It was very good. Uncredited, we don't have her name and I think that's for the best. And we're just going to leave it like that. Yeah. You know else we don't have their name. Cardiff Electric. Who even knows what this guy's real name is. What's up Cardiff? John knows. John knows. Good evening. Good afternoon. Good to see you. I interviewed that girl on my show. He's not here? His name's Tim. Congratulations. Thank you. All right. We we gotta get into the Opster. This is from this morning's stream.

OP's intro has everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything. You want music? You got it. You want a weather report? I do. You got a weather report. Do you want an update on his AC unit?

I am telling you, oh no, I lost my screen. I am telling you that this has everything you could possibly want out of the opster. And if you're not tuned in right at 7am when he starts off, you might miss this kind of stuff. So get up early kids. But it, but it, but good morning everybody. As I pat down my hair, welcome to my live stream. We're way out East on Long Island looking over the ocean. It is, it is chilly today. Of course it's chilly on the day that Fred is coming over to put in a brand spanking new AC unit.

Okay. So it's chilly there, but the new AC unit is coming in. That's very exciting. And we're going to get more into that. But first, I played this on the most recent WTP, but it wasn't part of an OP segment. So I think it's worth playing again because Brian put this together for us. OP giving weather reports and then OP from the past making fun of other morning jocks. What is going on everybody? How are you? We are way out east of Long Island. We got some fog. The fog is starting to lift. It's supposed to be a pretty nice day today. Stop with the weather. Stop with the fucking weather. Until the thunderstorms come rolling in. The weather is on your fucking phone stop.

So that was a OP when he's successful explaining to you future OP to stop telling us what the weather is nobody cares it's not interesting at all. He's evolved Carl. Oh maybe that's one of those. My buddy Drew has pointed out a few times that OP is cash poor there's no cash flow going on. There's no money. He's always money is tied up in investments and real estate and things. And you can tell when he talks about what this new AC unit is going to cost. He's going to let us know how much this thing

is going to cost him. To the tune of $10,400. So I would appreciate a super chat today. I'm not going to lie, or at least a like It's gonna take more than a like You know, that's actually over 1 million Facebook stars Yeah, it's how much that's gonna cost so I don't know that a lot of super chats are gonna help with that I don't know Fred's been getting a lot of free publicity Yo, maybe he's negotiating. Yeah for a better rate on that 10,400 very specific

$10,400 said the rich guy who owns three properties. Yeah, it's odd see Carl the problem is when you own a giant home It's very expensive. Yeah, if you're required to cool it is very expensive. I don't think you understand. That's that's a good point and The air conditioner required to cool it is very expensive. I don't think you understand this. That's a good point. And a Super Chat comes in later on, because Hope we did ask for Super Chats to help them afford this thing. Ken Mosca, $20 toward the new air conditioning unit.

Thank you, Ken Mosca. Yeah, friends coming over with the new unit. Very, very excited. Now that summer is on the other side, we could have sucked it up for another two or three weeks and then not even worry about the air conditioning until next year. But friends coming over with the new unit, it's going to cost me $10,400. But now it's going to cost me $10,380. Thanks

to Ken Mosca. So thank you very much, Kenny. Wait, is it a coupon? That's how money works at all. Right. It's still gonna cost $10,400. I mean YouTube's taking 30% of that 20 bucks too. Yeah if you want to get technical about it. Yeah it's not looking likely he's gonna make his goal. I don't think so.

He should, they have goals in YouTube. I don't know if you've ever used that Cardiff. No. You could actually use YouTube to set a goal for your stream. He should put $10,400, but that'd be way too funny. He would never do that. So we're gonna find out.

OP comes on his show this morning and talks about how yesterday's stream, he was crushing it. He had all the great takes. It was so interesting, but there was one serious problem crushing it. He had all the great takes. It was so interesting, but there was one serious problem with it. So yesterday I started my live stream. I did an hour just crushing it, ranting and raving about the news of the day. And then I played back the audio to put it up on my podcast, OP Radio, and I discovered I had a horrendous lisp,

and not one of you let me know that I was talking and it sounded like I had a lisp all morning long. OP, you do wacky voices. How would we know that you're not doing it on purpose? It's all he does is talk like a ridiculous idiot. And then he goes, I can't believe I was talking like a ridiculous idiot yesterday and nobody gave me a heads up on that. He's like mad at the chat room for not giving me a heads up.

And my initial thought was, well, if someone would have called you over having a lisp, you would have blocked him. Yeah. Yes. Thankfully, 10 minutes later, dang lizard comes in with that exact observation I love this guy. I would have gotten timed out if I talked to him about the list, but no no I don't be nice to know that that it sounded like I had a list yesterday I you know, I got my regulars. They they watch out for me. They should have said something

Do I have a list dang lizard? Your regular told you about your purple mouth. You got to go. You're just miserable in here. Blocked. How do you, how do you have a temporary lisp? Well, he's going to go back and watch himself with this lisp. And this is the thing I want to point out is Opie is cracking himself up. And when you wonder why is he talking with these voices and these inflections as he thinks this is entertaining, the answer is yes. And even watching it back for, I believe this would be the third or fourth time he's seen

it. It's still really funny to him. All right. Listen, listen to this at the ocean without a cloud in the sky. I was about to start this 15-20 minutes ago, but the cable on Long Island stinks. Absolutely stinks. I went to start the stream and all of a sudden I had no internet. And then on Friday I had great download speed. I did a WiFi speed test, but the upload speed stinks. Do you see him cracking himself up? He's like very excited to watch himself. Watch himself have a stroke. We watch this with all these guys where they go back and watch it and they're like, no

funny I am. It sounds like he has a load in his mouth. He's trying not to swallow. You know, like he can't really move his tongue around as much as he wants to because it might slip by the goalie That's what it seems like Kurt if you would know better than I do Yeah, I would know Carl. I can't get enough dicks in my butt. I knew you were looking for a button I could tell I could tell by the way you turned your head. You're looking for a button over there So he's cracking himself up we We're going to get an explanation because I see that Adam looks dumbfounded. Prusikrst looks dumb. You guys can't figure out what is

going on here. Why this would happen. Well, he has an explanation for it. Why didn't any of you tell me that I had an audio issue? It's called Sybilance sibilance Where it makes you sound like to have a lisp it has something to do with settings or something something wasn't right I was on the Firefox with my With my live stream yesterday. So there you go. John mares. He's just a stupid hater Damn that hair is thinning. You should get plugs like Anthony did Guys, it's a faulty Firefox. Don't you understand? It doesn't have a lisp.

I'm so confused. Why didn't anybody tell me about my thinning hair if you would have told me I could have done something about it. I know, now he's mad about that. You can't win with this guy. What setting in StreamYard or Firefox or anything controls that? I've never seen anything like it. I watch a lot of streamers I've never seen that before

There's a de-essing I think but that's not No, apparently if if you go back and watch him talk with that list you can see him talk different Physically talk as that's what I mean It doesn't see like it's a audio something he's doing on purpose and it didn't work out, but I can't figure out what his goal is figure it out either It didn't look like an audience Yeah, why he's laughing at it trying to cover for something cuz he's been as we all know broadcasting and bought the microphone since he was 18 So this is not the first time he's heard of staying in behind the microphone since he was 18. So this is not the first time he's heard of sibilants before

and the concept and having to deal with it. We're all in agreement that his family's dead, possibly because he murdered them. Another thing I think we can all get behind here is, I think he's schizophrenic. I think he's hearing voices in his head and that's why he talks like this. I think he is shouting over them.

It's the only thing I can come up with to motivate why he jumps from one to the other so angrily. One is taunting him and finally he just gives over to it. Okay, now I'm talking like you, now you happy? It's very strange, but if you picture that at all times, especially at the top when he's starting with the music, trying to drown it out, then he's got to give over To them. I think that's what's happening over here. Even when he's walking around in Manhattan. He's the crazy one

Yes, like we all watch it where he thinks he's clowning everyone and they're all laughing at him. They're like, oh yeah cheese. Okay That was a crazy guy. I have another theory please remember when he's at Gap Hearts with Matt They're wearing wigs and sunglasses. Yeah, and then people were chatting what's with the wigs and sunglasses like I don't know what you're talking about He wanted that to happen when he was lisping You're not gonna fall for my crazy prank yeah, so it was a bit Terrible bed, but it was a bit a terrible bit, but it was a bit. Wait, is this OP unleashed? No, it's OP radio. It's not even on the unleashed channel. It's shocking to me that he's behaving like this. That's interesting. Yeah, because it doesn't make any sense that it would be

Firefox or a setting or anything like that. But anyway, he's got to respond to this guy who says that his hair is thinning and explain that he is wrong. It's not thinning you idiot. It's thick and full and it's full of ocean salt. John, go away. We don't need you here. You're just one of those just miserable f'ing people. What's up Jerry Shepardini? Tomorrow. How come nobody told me about my hair? But also the projection here, I know we people in the devil use the word projection a lot. I try not to, but OP telling other people they're miserable gets me every time. You're

the one up early, unbathed, unwashed, unhealthy looking, yelling at random people who show up in your chat and there's only 34 of them, and you're mad at half of them. Who's so miserable. Later on the same stream, he goes on to talk about why his hair looks like shit. This is not a good explanation, in my opinion. All right, thick and full body. Thank you, Bildo.

Yeah, man. Look, you can see for yourself. The problem is not that I don't have enough hair up there. The problem is that I'm not shampooing my hair this summer. The problem is he's not shampooing his hair this summer. There's a lot to unpack there. I can understand if if he's like I haven't washed my hair today Mm-hmm. I can understand he said I haven't washed my hair this week. I would believe him. I believe that I'm not using shampoo this summer. Do you ever when he started the beach shows and he's like, oh my gosh

I'm not gonna wear shoes for the next three months. My feet are gonna get gross. Yeah He can't be married to a woman Adam I'm with you he can't possibly be married yeah no that's his way of saying they're turning the water off I'm not gonna have access to clean water that's why he says it's because of the salt water because that's the only water he has current access to oh my god yeah Yeah, it's real. This is happening Adam I didn't believe it but no no, no, we still got the kids there the wife I'll explain it all to you on our way to visit podcast hitman

You're right. It's full of ocean salt because I'm saving people's lives all the time Yeah, and of course, it's like they say hey, is it this thinning hair this thing that happens to a man that he can't control No, it's because of this choice. I made earlier in the summer that it looks like shit. It's this thing I'm in complete control disgusting and don't practice hygiene like that's way worse. I'll be just say Yeah, so way worse explanation that you're not bathing Alright so then Opie goes back and watches more of his stream from the day before and cracking himself up some more. These teams didn't come up with their name to ridicule a part of society. Cleveland Indians, Washington Redskins, the indigenous people. They were like, we don't care. You guys are right. He was trying to do a bit that didn't work because he even put out a like two-minute video

this is the actual stream, but he put out like one of those little mini clip videos of him doing just this talking about a Lisp and Nobody picked up on it He's cracking himself up the way. He said redskins right there. He's like, that's pretty funny I'm pretty good at this. That explains it. Wow. That's why there's a, that's why it's more than just me on the show. Cause I don't think so good sometimes. I need help. And I said starring John's superpower was being incapable of feeling embarrassment.

Correct. Hope he's got that going on too. He does. And I, yeah. I can't tell if it's part of the mental illness. I do think there's some schizophrenia got that going on too. He does and I yeah, I Can't tell if it's part of the mental illness. Yeah, I Do think there's some schizophrenia there This is the thing when John accidentally called it a kapo instead of a capo

Mm-hmm, and he just had to double down on calling it a kapo for the next six months rather than just admit The default only misspoke that's a deep hole. You're right. That's how we stay in Long Island. Exactly, it's a Long Island thing. It's a Danish thing. I love how we would assume what Opie's doing is so many other things before we would even think it was comedy. That was the last thing to come in that was intentional comedy.

Cautionary tale. Uh-huh, stroke. He's suffering from uh-huh, all these things was intentional comedy. Cautionary tale. He's having a stroke. He's suffering from all these things other than comedy. Wow, didn't even think of that one. All right, so one more clip on here because there is some comedy, Adam, and he's doing a lisp impression after playing those clips back.

That's fun. That's fun when you're trying to do stuff on a radio show and someone's obsessed to the point They just go like I was waiting for chef to say oh, it's funny again. Yeah over there. It's just not funny though Yeah, I mean maybe if you did a few more times Over there. It's just not funny though. Yeah. I mean maybe if he did a few more times Every second he's doing that sprinkler sound isn't another second. He's drowning out the voices That's why it goes on so long so much longer than we would like. God damn it Adam might be right about this I think he's right about the comedy right out of anything and make it real serious and someone else

Superpower I talk about I I talk about how Opie was constantly on the Opie and Anthony show regaling us with tales of his mother who has mental health issues. And so he would talk about that a lot. It runs in the family. But we don't know that that's true. Opie could be talking about himself the whole time. Like, he's the one with the mental health issues.

Wow. Yeah. So Norman Bates, so no Norman Bates It's Bob even alive. I've never I've never met my mom actually Yeah, yeah, we find out yeah, he was raised by his father's single father. No never met his mother. This is so scary I've worked a lot today anything is a more reasonable explanation than comedy than intentionally So wild I know I love open. Who are these psychos? Annie is here. What's up, Annie? Oh Hello. Hello. Hello and Megan is here as well. What's going on Megan?

Hello. Hello. Great to see you both Welcome back to the show and Tim Bollinger Who was hanging with us in Vegas coming in with with ten? to see you both. Welcome back to the show. And Tim Bollinger, who was hanging with us in Vegas, coming in with with 10. Hey, Carl, next year hackamania you me my AirPods and a super cut of jocktober. I wear the right you wear the left we lay and look at each other and giggle until we fall asleep. Tim it's on. We're making this actually it's tier three the Catskills in September if you're signed up for it. Yeah, yeah.

It's the VIP VIP. Right. It's not just the normal VIP. Chuckajohn. I want Harrison to join me on Love on the Spectrum. We can have a terrible blind date on a pier. That would be interesting if he was on love on the spectrum. He would crush it.

He would be so good. I think he'd do so well. He'd be a star on that show. He'd find love. I think he'd find true love there. It wouldn't just be a good show. I like your optimism. He's kind of a bummer though, I've heard.

Amanda Lynn Nathia with 10 Bugs. I think. Schizophrenia is a serious mental health condition that affects how people think, feel, and behave. It may result in a mix of hallucinations, delusions, and disorganized thinking and behavior. You know what? I should reach out to Dr. Steve about this. That's interesting. He might have some answers. No need for professional diagnosis. Amanda and Nappy, I think we're all in agreement

that that's what it is. He's back again. Hallucinations involve seeing things or hearing voices that aren't observed by others. Delusions involve firm beliefs about things that are not true. People with schizophrenia can seem to lose touch. Yeah, all these things make sense to me. Seems right. Rubble Trench Coat, a combo podcast. Remember for five months, I never really used these milestone chats for anything worthwhile. No, you don't. No, you don't. Diablo Sandwich Alternative Theory. Opie is Greg's Tyler Durden. That's interesting. Although it seems less realistic. Graham Wellington comes in with another $20 super sticker after this guy had just gifted 20 memberships. Thank you, Graham. You're one of the good ones. You are a guy that I will sit

and listen to podcasts with with one earbud in each ear as we lay on the bed together. All right. You ready for you ready for a game show, everybody? You guys ready for two minutes with Tom? Who won last time? Me. No, it wasn't you. Because I wouldn't have brought it up if it was. I think Adam won last time. Adam won last week, but who won on our show on Saturday?

Megan doesn't even know there's Saturday shows, Carl. Oh, she knows about the Saturday shows. It's not a secret. I was listening to the Saturday episode and I actually did get the point. I did guess the correct one. Yeah, she knows about the Saturday show. That's not a secret listening to the Saturday episode and I actually did get the point I did guess the correct one. Yeah, right. I Don't know. It's hard to believe I never thought it was possible It's time for everyone's favorite you

You game show two minutes with Tom What do you say ladies and gentlemen and Adam Bush? Are you ready to find the bomb? Playing Two Minutes with Tom. ["Two Minutes with Tom"] My mother's not a show business mother by any stretch of the definition. The very first time I did Vegas, I was excited. You're a comedian, you get the chance to do Vegas,

you go ahead and jump at it. The first person I called was my mother. My mother told me this, now Tom, while you're out in Las Vegas, I don't want you to go into any place that has gambling. Like, Mom, it's Las Vegas, okay? They have slot machines at gas stations, alright? What did Tom say next? Here are your choices number one my compact

car was $500 for half a tank B the cashier asked if I wanted to double down on my fill-up next I'm just happy if I don't catch an STD from the men's room. Four, you gamble enough when you go in and eat their hot dogs. And lastly, it's not gambling. It's just a faster way to lose your rent money and your self-respect. Two minutes with Todd. Gosh, I think it's number one. respect. Two minutes with Tom. Gosh, I think it's number one. My compact car was $500 for a,

for half a tank that I'm going with. I'm going with number one. All right. What do you got? I'm going to go with a next. Okay. I'm just happy if I don't catch an STD and then that is a very a very Tom ask punch line right there. Yeah. What do you think Annie? I think lastly, it's not gambling. It's just a faster way to lose your rent money and respect. Yep. Cuz that's not a joke at all. Megan, what do you think? I'm going with B. The cashier asked if I wanted to double down on my Philip. All right Wow, I don't think Carter's gonna have a chance at this one now producer Chris

This is amazing cuz I did go for hot dog. Yeah All right. We've we've there's five players each player has picked a different one. This is for all the bragging rights now Carl. I Do have to say uh-huh the last time I played a clip with this exact same setup number one was correct fuck I thought that's what it was these punchlines yes okay well good I didn't want to cheat anyway and it was recent too My mother told me this now Tom while you're out in Las Vegas, I don't want you to go into any place that has gambling Like mom, it's Las Vegas. Okay, they have slot machines at gas stations All right, you gamble enough when you go in and eat their hot dogs off the grill okay mom I tell you what who got that that would be me

producer Chris well done my friend I felt good about that Wow we all doubted you too I was looking at everyone's eyes are just like that he doesn't know who thinks Vegas hot dogs many times no way It's just not many times. No, we had a hot dog there. That's not true. Never mind. I take that back While we're raised Catholic, go ahead and put me up in a Catholic seminary for the duration of my stay, alright? This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric and Cardiff electrics new YouTube channel at Cardiff elect Subscribe now or I'll cry Sit Eugene sit good dog Good tune you don't make Cardiff cry. All right great game Cardiff and

Cardiff you planning a vacation or something coming up? Yeah, I've been stocking. Yeah, I'm away next week. Awesome. Well, thank you I've been filling you up. We got a bunch of games coming up coming up kind of about slacking on his duties over here at WTP and Neither is Megan. We have a game that was introduced last week called. Is it gay and I have not watched any of these clips. I don't know anything about it Megan You want to set up what this game is and how it works? I mean, I crushed it last week That's all you fucking lost every single one All right, so if you haven't seen it last week, um, is it gay is about Aaron impult

He calls things gay So we're gonna see if everyone can guess whether or not he calls Certain things gay Yeah, so we'll have a setup and then we'll pause it and we'll ask everyone if they think Aaron's gonna call this gay or not Because Aaron has zero creativity and so everything is just gay. We lost Adam somehow Adam is boycotting is a gay kind of got quieter in here, too Yeah, we should get the Obstaur. We should.

He's like the show is gay. Yeah, I think so. I think he's got offended by all this gay talk. Well, he crushed it last week. He doesn't need to play. He proved himself. And welcome back to the show. Oh, hey.

All right, here we go. I picked the wrong show to want to come out on. Dead Game says grow out the front two legs and comb over. So grow out the first two legs of the spider and then just split them. Is that what you want me to do? Or you want me to grow out the first two and then just throw them over the side? All right. Megan, I'll let you ask the question.

All right, Adam. So he's talking about growing his hair out and combing it over. Is it gay? I think we lost Adam. That's perfect though. You got to keep score on this one, producer Chris. You got a lot of work to do here. This is an important game.

It's very competitive. All right. Oh, wow. Somehow Adam is here, but he's not here So let's remove this one. I think Adams Internet's gay Cardiff isn't gay. I'm changing. I'm flipping my strategy this week 100% gay. All right, Annie is it gay? He's talking about his hair. Um, it's definitely gay. All right. I'm also saying that this is gay. Producer Chris.

Seems kind of gay. All right. We have our answers. Everyone thinks it's gay. Interesting. Oh, a dead game says Gro- Threw us for a loop there. It's not gay. It's not gay. It's not gay No winners on that one. I'm not surprised that we all picked gay based on last week. Okay

It's different this week. You never know what he's gonna say. I Can't tell if Adam is here or he's not here Multiple pictures of Adam Bush thinking. All right. Any with us, buddy? Fair enough. Move it on. Next round.

Eric Cartman says, Aaron, you playing any other new games online? No, I actually went back to Medieval II Total War. I go back to some of the classics from time to time I didn't like Manor Lords. I love Banner Lord is Manor Lord or Banner Lord gay alright there you go Cardiff No is it gay we don't need that Gay spread so much smoother the first time Annie what do you think? It's a gay As somebody who played video games all night. It's definitely gay

All right. I am gonna go with Gay, I gotta go gay producer Chris gay Adam Bush Okay, all right They didn't like man or Lords. I thought that game was kind of gay. So no, not into any new games. All right. So so far we're all tied with one. Is that what I'm correct seeing on here?

All right. Next one. It's just a time to be alive. We've got great shows coming for you though. You know the other thing that's got me running around like crazy We've got goals again. I hate it. I was pathetic this morning and Like we've had no goals for three or four weeks And it's been one of those things where I like forgot what they were like our goals gay

Curtis no not gay I'll never call a goal gay. Annie? I think that it's gay. Carl? I agree with Cardiff, I don't think he wants to call the goals gay, although I think he does from time to time. I'm gonna say no, it's not gay.

Producer Chris? I went not gay. For once. A, B? Yeah, the goal is holy, it's not gay. All right. And then this morning, we started off so hot, and I'm like yeah, fuck this goals are gay we got this shit Wait a second so gay can mean it cool

How do they even use the word gay there? Oh you Know wasn't he saying that people say it's gay I Got he was they had that was what the haters say Carl. I see okay that makes sense. I guess he was the hat. That was what the haters say. Carl. I see. Okay, that makes sense That makes you trick this Megan All right, and he's in the lead $5 from the damn. Oh god. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? But damn says if Keanu is down with it, I would take her behind the bar cheetos can join in with crunchy Keanu and I would bang Keanu

She's beautiful naked too is banging Keanu gay? I don't know. GAY. Cardiff says it's gay! Annie what do you think? It's Keanu so unfortunately yeah if it was a different girl, I would have not picked gay in this fall. Whoa. It almost has to be gay.

I'm going gay. Producer Chris? I went not gay. Adam Bush? No, I think it's pretty gay. All right. Come on, not gay. How did I get, you know, I used to be the number one rated radio

host in this community In the in the last five years I have more mugshots than radio shows and here we are one radio show Not gay not gay So I'm tied with Annie you You and Annie are both tied down. All right. I like that misdirect right there. Like, well, how is he going to make this guy? It wasn't turns out.

But he's got two mugshots. Round five. He's got more mugshots than radio shows. Which are two mugshots gay. They are. Yes. Have you seen those mugshots? Yeah, they're pretty gay. Very gay. But he's the number one broadcaster in his else tell me what does that mean his community? Where does that like among his?

The dead end that he lives in what is that could be? Yeah, exactly By the way can anyone else tell fresh die job on old bill there. I bet you that bill drinks tequila because it's the lowest calorie booze. I bet. Hmm. Is tequila gay? It better not be. It's made me do gay things. So yeah, it's gay. Wow. Some admission right there.

Annie? Annie? If he was talking about hair dye, which I thought he was, no. But since it's tequila, yes. That's gay. Alright, I'm going gay. Producer Chris? I went not gay. It's pretty gay.

Alright, let's find out. I bet you he's gay like that The score right now that was the fifth round what's the score? So, let's see Annie is winning with three I Believe yes And then what can I say? I know gay stuff. Yeah. No, you should be good at this game. I'm impressed We do have a bonus here only cuz I don't want any to win I want to catch up to her do I have a chance to catch up to her?

Do I have to have to right? Yeah, everyone has to all right So Adam or everything except Adam who's sucks. this boy didn't answer the first one that is true Yeah, we'll give it to him. Yeah, we'll give it. Okay, so everyone has to here we go Pressures on and maintain this lead Let's go to Benny Johnson first he's happy about it. Let's see what old Benny thinks. He's the Benny who's not completely hateable Well, three two one welcome. You don't have to do that. Oh, the countdown before the video starts. Is counting down while you're recording gay, Cardiff? That's gay. Annie? Yeah, that's definitely gay. God, I gotta go not gay in order to try to get the point, Producer Chris.

Gay. Adam? I gotta follow my heart. It's gay. And you know what, Aaron? You could also chop it off so it wasn't included. You could have just started it where it should have been and not embarrassed him. He's got a lot of time to fill, Adam.

I was pointing this out earlier in our SEAL TOE segment. Good point. That's three whole seconds. Yeah. I think it's three, two, one in there and comment on it. It helps. All right. I need this to be not gay in order to tie Annie in this game. I think I can do it. Welcome. You don't have to do that. You already hit go. Don't give yourself a countdown. That's fucking gay. Of course it's gay. I just, I wanted it to be true, but I knew it wouldn't be

Well another fantastic he had to go drink his Celsius Another fantastic game Megan well played and congratulations to Annie As the big winner on here. Dr. Scotty Jones saying he was five and one. Dude, putting your score in the chat. Gay. Everyone's thinking score. Check it. Definitely very gay. Wow. Look at this. Graham Wellington coming in with now a 50 spot. is for Annie Annie you're bringing in the the big bucks here Congratulations, I do what I can and we appreciate it ever since avariza appeared And he's had this ascendance as one of the good ones and we all appreciate that Remember for 17 months

This one is all about me. I'm the 23rd most important dabble verse chanter according to Rob reports dabbler ratings. I haven't read the most recent issue. I believe that though. Amanda Lynn Nappy doesn't usually lie to me, especially when it's celebrating a 17 month anniversary like they're doing. Do we have any new? reviews That we can read I have one All right

All right, this new one comes in from Colin the wolf three days ago. The title is zero trash without conscious Seems like someone's angry Yeah, that that feels sincere. Yeah, that feels like a zero star. It's probably a one star. You have to give at least one. Yeah, you have to put one star. So it's one. Haha, sucks for him.

You got to give me one star. All right. Well, please get over to Apple Podcasts or review podcasts and get some five stars in there for the algorithm and then shit all over us in the comment section Before we hit some voicemails Annie. What are you up to? Where can people find you? If people want to check me out I've been streaming once human It's a survival game over on my youtube channel go to insanity.com. I NS a NNE ITY calm very good We will check that out.

Megan, you didn't bring any Spotify comments with you this week, did you? I have a couple from last week's episode. Okay, great. So yeah, so people are commenting on individual episodes now on Spotify, so it's fun to get some instant feedback. I know you include it in the net news from time to time. Let's find out how we did. So Patrick says, what the fuck up is with the heavy breathing

in the background during the golf tournament discussion? I saw people talking about that, about a heavy breathing thing going on. I didn't hear it, but I put it in the news because you did Patrick was pissed. All right. Well, I'll ask the editor about that. Was that during that was during what? Which part was that during? A golf tournament segment. So that'd be steel toe. Yeah it might be me. I have a feeling it's me. That's gay. I'm gonna take responsibility for that one. Have you been breathing with a bunch of dudes? Manning up pretty gay. Not hyperventilating, but sometimes I accidentally comment with breathing and sighing, which is not appropriate for radio. I'm learning about sibilance. I'm learning a lot today.

It's an exciting time. That's true. What else we got, Maddie? We also have one from Slow Dancer. Can we change Aaron's name from steel toe to twinkle toe? I like it. It makes sense. I hate that he's leaned into this wind for the toe shit. Is

that all you got for comments? We have one more from another Patrick that says, so did all these people say something bad about the place? That's definitely real. Five stars. Right. I'm not sure what that means, but you can see five stars. When you're listening to a show and you're reacting to the exact conversation, I've totally done that to people I'm friends with.

I'm watching their show and I text them something and they're like, Carl, I just saw this. What is this? I'm like, I don't know, I'm sorry. Yeah. You were talking about it. I'm full of shit. Right, yeah, it'd be something like that.

No, fuck off, man, that's not true. There's so much. It's like Carl You all right. You just met for me like oh, yeah shit my bad. I'm just listening the point is comment on Spotify when you're listening along and You might get read on this very show This is a voicemail that I was gonna play on the last episode and then I heard it was for Adam So I saved it for this we are streaming one hour early this week. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's an announcement The ice tips have a show on Saturday. So we're gonna start at 1 p.m. With Vinnie Paulino on Saturday, I guess that's kind of our And I might do Bill Maher with Billy Joel. My buddy Darren was messaging me about that interview.

Have you seen anything about it, Adam? No, but I know everything there is to know about Billy Joel, so I will be tuning in. As I grew up on Long Island with a father as a piano player, that's one of those things I just can't turn off. I love them in. Cool. And I did see the documentary, but I'm excited to see this Bill Maher thing. I heard it's awesome.

Yes. Yeah. Darren was filling me in on a lot of the reasons why we should check that out. So maybe we'll do that as the show proper for this Saturday with Vinnie Paulino recording an hour earlier than usual. And if you're in the Western New York area, you can come see the isotopes this weekend in Fairport at the Steel Rail Revival. It's a charity gig, right?

It will be on TJ Ryan's stage, 6 PM Eastern. 6 PM. Come check us out with myself, producer Chris and the great Lucy Typebox. Hey, Carl Mycock here. This is for TV's Adam Bush. Love you, love the show. Just wanted to chime in on a couple of things from the last episode. First, I know you probably didn't have many sports tournaments at your artsy wood paneled

acting school, but 16 is not a random number for a tournament. It's a power of two, so it fills the bracket perfectly. Like last year at 13 teams, so three teams got a first round by she had 17 teams and two teams playing extra game. It's pretty basic sports ball stuff. Uh, and lastly you asked is cocking off in Minnesota saying, Oh yeah, you betcha it is. Don't call me back. 45 seconds. Boom. The reason why I pointed out the number of cornhole teams in the tournament Because Aaron said it'd be great to have over a hundred people right last year. We had 30 teams this year Maybe 16 so that's not even close to 32. That was the point anyway

Here's another one for Adam This message is for an ambush particularly Him and I are the same wavelength. I was about to hit pause on the podcast look up What does cocking off mean because I've never heard that just before pause hit message and Bush times in What's talking off who knows Google it? Did anybody Google it does that can anyone tell us? No Did anybody Google it? Can anyone tell us? No. Megan doesn't want to admit she knows what cocking off is.

All right, fair enough. Here's a voicemail for Megan. Carl, I need you to get this message to Megan. She's absolutely stunning. And if she's interested in fat truck drivers, give her my number. Thanks. Sir, I did give her my number thanks sir I did give you I did give her your number last week I'm sure you've gotten a call or a text from her

already no no that's too bad apparently cocking off is when you don't give a fuck oh that's way different than what I would have guessed. The example is I'm going to a car show tomorrow so I'm going to cock off. That's the example. It's a horrible example. It couldn't mean anything. Urban Dictionary. I got. Use it in a sentence. I sure don't know what cocking off means.

Not helpful. Remember that guy Aaron said cock off? Yeah, I sure love injecting the word cock into sentences that don't need it at all to express something that's a gay okay you're pretty gay this right here is the perfect voicemail I gotta go That's how you do it right there. Hello, I would like to please place an order for a large pepperoni and spinach pizza. If you have blue cheese, I really like, do you have the blue cheese? Really? God damn.

Okay. Mountain Dew, code Red Mountain Dew. Okay. Thanks. It's Code Red Mountain Dew still a thing? I hope not. Ask your brother. Yeah, I'll ask my brother. I'll see him next week. We'll fight to the bottom of this.

The answer is of course. Oh, there it is. Okay. I didn't get an address on that. I don't know where to go. Yeah, no, I know. That's probably why the order's late. We didn't get all the information we needed. Hey, Carl, did you do a live show in Seattle? All right, that's all. Seattle seems like a really far away place. It's definitely not where I want to go to do a live show. We covered Sam Hyde when he was on with, what's his lips? Harlan Williams.

Harlan Williams on the Harlan Highway podcast. And a lot of people had a lot of different ideas and thoughts about that appearance. You're nodding your head, was this on the internet news as well? People complaining about different takes, what Sam Heide was up to well no we haven't gotten to that news yet Because that would be the Saturday all right well This is one of the people who thinks that maybe we didn't have it right Hey Carl and all the coho's so I'm not even gonna get further into the episode than about 10 minutes But you and Andy said something that very much

about 10 minutes, but you and Andy said something that very much upsets me. So much so that I'm in the middle of downtown Detroit traffic and I still have to whip my phone out to call you guys. That's when you said that these two guys, Sam Hyde and whatever the other fucking dude's name was, we're trying to out-Mitton each other. Buddy, Sam Hyde started that. Sam Hyde's been on the Tom's show and out-Mitton the Tom because Sam Hyde's been doing this since the beginning. He started that whole internet Sam Hyde's been on the Tom show and out with Tom the time because Sam Hyde's been doing this since the beginning he started that whole Internet Sam Hyde anything it was literally called pulling a Sam Hyde when you contain somebody else's documentary

He did it the I dub he did it to all of them you try and get Sam Hyde on an interview His goal is to ruin you Do not say that they're trying to out Mattan each other Mattanan is the newest guy on this. You could have said he was Eric Andre'ing before you said Matan, all right? Now I love Matan, I think he's very funny, but put some fucking respect on Sam Hyde right fucking now. Anyways, have a good day, and don't come so tomorrow. Love you guys, bye. All right, thanks for your feedback and thank you for your call. Much appreciated. I'll have to watch Sam. I don't my time. I've been that's not sounds interesting actually And this one's for you You know last Wednesday, I'm watching the voicemails and I'm

Into my whole pussy melt-slash exploding joke and I see any cracking up off Mike and that made me feel pretty good But then Adam has to make his mousey little comments. Oh That sounds pleasurable for her Or what's the other one? Oh, do you think that's really what women want to hear? Didn't realize you were such a feminist, me too, Karen. What's the other word? I can't even think of it. Either way, didn't you used to work

with the great Patrice O'Neill? You say something like that, it's a two part question. What do you think he would have thrown at you? And how fast do you think it would have left his hand? Think about it. That's Cardiff elect. That was Cardiff who left that message? Jesus. Thought we were all friends here. Adam, comment? Are you still with us? It looks like your eyes are moving. Maybe he's faking. Yeah, I think he's faking Well, I come back with a lisp What would he have thrown? After that, I'm having some trouble over here. What was the I?

Am can you hear me? Yeah, we can hear you but that's fine. We're moving on. No, I'm not faking. Okay. No, I know We're moving on here's a new open conspiracy faking. No, I know, I know. We're moving on. Here's a new OP conspiracy theory. Can you hear me? Yes. Yeah. Unfortunate. Okay, what was the last?

I heard most of it. What was the actual question? I don't know, man. I think it was a joke. It was so long ago. Let's get this fucking guy out of here. This is for Shithead here. This is for Adam Bush's conspiracy foreigner. I think doggy left and took the wife and kids with them

That's my theory See you later. What do you think about that Adam? Did doggy leave and take Opie's family? Oh, I think it's probably what's happened because that's what Opie would do. Alright Adam, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah We haven't seen doggy in a while. That's another thing. I'm a little bit concerned about I know I, Carl, never felt the need to list my credits when I called in but I do delivery for dispensary and those gummies that that guy was showing there's like 20 bucks

I don't know why he paid a hundred so that's kind of crazy. Yeah. Also greening out is absolutely a real term that I've heard people use. Anyway, have a good one. Also hi Adam. So that was in reference to that Marcos guy from M3 reviews. Oh yeah. That was a weird stream that we watched, but yeah, he was very excited about those gummies he got for 107 bucks. Well, he did say warming down so I he would question anything He said after that greening out sounds really dumb to me. I've been around potheads for a long time I partake too many times. I've never heard the term greening out. So I have it's a term I've heard it and I agree. It's stupid. All right, not in this country. We don't do we all use that term I've heard it and I agree it's stupid. All right, not in this country. We don't do we don't use that term

This guy really hates marcos from m3 reviews Oh also, I wanted to say that guy's a jackass and I really hope we go back to making fun of him What a what a fucking cornball he makes he makes he makes every stoner just look like a fucking like Just a complete fucking buffoon. Yes. He does south park on tonight 10 pm, that's exciting new south Park. We've been waiting a long time and it's almost here. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I got to go. I got to go I got to go you say toky soup is I'm gonna go get stupid soup at 9 toky soup at 9 That's kind of in 15 minutes everybody

That's not true a huge toky soup fan up there Okay, folks guess what? Hey folks, guess what? The episode's over! I'm an asshole! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode!

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