Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep642 - Club Random with Billy Joel

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

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WTPLive.com. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Club Random with Bill Maher. This is a suggestion from my buddy Darren Paltrowitz because he had Billy Joel on the

show. Pretty big get. So we have both listened separately. We've not discussed it until the before hand. It's going to be a show hosted by Bill Maher with the guest Billy Joel. And of course, Billy Joel just had to cancel a tour because of health issues. And so I think that's where things start off. But you tell me, do you want to get into him

entering the room first? I do, it just kind of sets the vibe, because Bill is a comic, and he always feels like you have to have a good opener. And that's what he goes for in this very forced, I guess, open to the interview. It's very bizarre, because you see all of the equipment for everything, and Bill just stumbles in in like he's like, oh, hey Billy

How are you? And of course Billy's on his piano Was this the place right don't trip over the ottoman. Hey, when did you get here? Hey. Billy. Beautiful piano. Do you play? A little bit. A touch. Ouch. Boo! So you subscribed to his playbook or? Oh yeah. You have to.'s solid I like Billy's Billy's actually like yeah yeah I guess whatever and that's I feel like Billy's attitude through the whole thing Carl my long Billy is very patient with Bill Maher and we're gonna have some examples of Bill just talking at Billy it's not really so

much of an interview I think Bill Maher is a huge fan obviously yeah huge huge fan going back to his college days. He talks about that. And so he just wants to impress Billy Joel. He wants to let him know all the knowledge that he has about his music. And Billy Joel's just going, all right, did you want to ask me a question? There's a few times that happens,

but why don't we start with the health stuff? Yeah, I really did not enjoy the way Bill, you know, approached his health, because it was very cavalier, I thought okay, so here's my clip number two I learned so much about you first of all your health. I mean all your fans are Wanting to know you had something did we fix it? Did you fix it did you fix it Billy pretty generic, but I understand Did you fix it Billy pretty generic But I understand you don't want to maybe go out and say specifically what it is Billy looks like Mike from Breaking Bad I wish he would have reacted like

Bad to that you fix it. No, I would be on tour if I fixed it I would be sitting in somebody's house with you smoking a joint in front of me and drinking even though I'm sober Number three Billy's response It's not fixed. It's it's still and drinking even though I'm sober. Number three, Billy's response. It's not fixed, it's still being worked on. It's- You look good, you sound good, you're looking and sound like you. I feel fine.

Oh, okay. Okay, okay. You look like you, you feel like you. He doesn't let him finish, he doesn't let him explain it all. Nope. And then he does ask a follow-up. Billy adds a little bit more and he asks one good follow-up question, just so we know.

My balance sucks. It's like being on a boat. Why? That's a good question. It used to be called water on the brain. Now it's called hydrocephalus, normal pressure hydrocephalus. What causes that? Nobody knows.

Why? I feel like I'm on a boat. Why? Yeah, because I'm not well. Yeah. You wouldn't approach this if you did an ounce of research into this matter actually cared. You would like know these things. And you would say, Hey, you were diagnosed with this. Maybe he knows and he wants Billy to Be the one to explain if he wants to explain it, you know how fish use things like that

Okay, and defend Bill what I thought was funny. I did enjoy this episode quite a bit But it was a lot of good. There's a lot of things to tear apart what I thought was hilarious I can't believe you didn't clip this part used to be called water on the brain. Now it's called hydrocephalus, normal pressure hydrocephalus. What causes that? Nobody knows. They don't know. What is it? Idiomatic, idio, idio something.

They don't really know what cause. I thought it must be from drinking. But you don't drink. Not anymore. Yeah. But I used to, like a fish. I can't believe, I don't drink. Not anymore. Yeah. I used to like a fish. I can't believe I don't ever say to Billy Joel but you don't drink.

That's insane, Bill Barr. In my defense, that was my next clip. Sorry, I thought that was your good. No, you're good. You're good. But you're right. He's just such a, like you think he's such a fan but when it came to this stuff,

he just seems like he has no idea what the fuck's going on. So the thing that keeps coming up over and over again in this episode are the lyrics that Billy Joel writes in the songs. What a great lyricist he is. The music is so awesome that nobody can kind of not recognize that. But I never thought you really got your due as a lyricist because pop music, you know, the number of times you can find really great lyrics in pop music, not that often. Yours stand alone, I feel, as poetry even without the music, which I think is very rare in music. So can you enjoy a pop song if the lyrics are shit. So Bill is talking about how the lyrics are so important in music. Yep. And not long after he says that he says this. I used to have this little argument with Clive Davis who I know is instrumental in your

career right? Yeah. Okay and you know he was of the opinion that lyrics were more important than the music or as important. And I would say, well, there are certain people for whom lyrics are very important. They're called women. So Bill starts off this whole question about how Billy's better at writing lyrics than all the other pop artists out there. That's really important. That's a big deal.

They just like, it even gives a shit. It's for chicks. Only chicks care about poetry why would anyone care and i appreciated billy's response to this to explain that you know it's not really the lyrics that are important when you're hearing a pop song you know i mean get back did you watch the uh okay because we saw him writing it remember lennon was late one day and you saw him writing on a bass. And we saw how the lyrics evolved. I mean, there's only like four lyrics to the song. You know, it's just a sound collage and it's like, and it's okay. What's wrong with that?

Nothing. I don't know and I don't care. I don't care either, but I've been listening to that song for 50-something years. Yeah. And it just sounds great, right? Yes, it's about sound. That's what first hits us is the sound of the lyrics, not the meaning. That is the whole point here, which is why it's weird that he started off by

saying how important it was that Billy wrote good lyrics. And it's just like, well, no, I mean, you hear a song, I don't know what most of the songs I like are about. I probably don't know half the words to them. Because it's not important to me when you're listening to music. Did it sound good? Did you like it? Sounds great Well done great. That's why it's fun. Hey Carl Do you have the part where Bill explains that he tried to write a song once I do but before that we have to watch Bill continue to try to convince Billy that his lyrics are good. He has to win this argument for some reason But then in cathedrals of arm, what's the next line?

We but we I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of arm, what's the next line? I believe there is a time for meditation in cathedrals of our own. Okay, you got to admit that's a little more sophisticated than wooly bullet. It's a little artsy fartsy, yes. Bill really kept driving this over, he's like, no, your lyrics are really good. And Billy Joe's like, I don't know, man, I just write in plain English. I don't think it's that big a deal. And so Bill is bringing up example after example of like, no, no one talks like this. No one would say that. It's like, you know, like when I wore a younger man's clothes,

he's like, that's not a phrase someone would say normally. It's poetic. And he's like, fine. My lyrics are good. You're right. I prolific. You got me. Jesus Christ. But yeah, this is, I think the highlight. And I was texting with someone, a friend of the show, about this earlier today, and he brought up this specific part of the show that's wild. You know what? I'll tell you a little story. I tried to write a song once. It's hard. It was during the pandemic. I was like, we're all home and nothing to do. I'm bored. I'm going to write a song. He's like, you know what? I'm going to write a song. Maybe not the music. I'm a writer, excuse me.

I've written six books. The editorial every week at the end of the show. I pretty much write that something with hope that that's my baby. And like, you know, I was 13, I can write a song. No, no I can't. I tried it sober. I tried it stoned. I tried it in a car I tried it in a bar. I tried it on Mars. I tried it preble four. I couldn't do it And you know, it's just a special different kind of skill than the one I have and I even had a good premise and a title It's called the world makes us lie. Okay, that's a good premise. It is Okay, I spent that up to 2x speed because it's just Bill Maher going on and on and on about how great Bill Maher is. Well, he thought he could write a song because he's written so many amazing things. Why wouldn't he be able to write a song? Marijuana is a hell of a drug.

Well, that is part of the problem here for sure. But when you're a songwriter writing a song is not difficult. Like if I told you Vinny over the pandemic I tried to write a joke. You'd be like you couldn't write a joke we're locked inside for months right you know but you write jokes so it's not a big deal whereas Bill Mars going on and on about how difficult it's very something I want you know court progressions work and melodies scales you start writing songs that was my thought on it but the best part though this is the most pompous part about this whole thing him talking to Billy Joel about him trying

to write a song the funniest is he is he explains what his concept was. His concept is crazy because it's all about how people judge him for dating younger women so he has to lie about their age or his age. Society forces me to lie about the age of the women I date. Don't you understand Billy? It's my curse. Everyone's against me. Yeah, that's what the pros was. And so Bill Maher has the balls to say this. Right. So do you want to you're bored one day and you want to noodle with that? Please don't. Because I couldn't but I

couldn't do it. So if you're bored one day want to write the song I was trying to write that'd be great. No, I don't. Yeah, sounds tempting. but not it should writing your song for you. Jesus. I was indignant watching this go Don't do that to Billy Joel. How dare you? How dare you put Billy on the smelly noodle that around go fuck yourself noodle that around don't say that to people That's that's a crazy thing to say like this is a thing that he's passionate about Billy Joel's not bad Oh, you want me to write a song about you like to fuck younger girls? Yeah, they talk about 1968 that was number two yeah I'll let you take over again, but let me just play this one clip because this is the most boomer conversation

Bill Maher is asking Billy Joel how he listens to music. And what's crazy about that is that Billy Joel doesn't know. He literally doesn't know how to work his turntable. He says too complicated. He doesn't know how to stream music. He turns on the radio in the car is the best he can do. But listen to what Bill Maher says he does. I for me, the iPod, because I'm an anal retentive person was

like the perfect medium and I still use it. It's not easy. You have to buy them on eBay. They don't make them anymore. Apple does. Apple just definitely doesn't want sounds like ancient technology. It is but it want you to. It sounds like ancient technology. It is, but it's superior technology. I'll tell you why. First of all, on the iPod, first of all, it's all in your computer,

and then you sync the iPod. Do you remember that, when you sync it to you? So your playlists, all your music is there. So for someone who just wants exactly what I want, streaming is all about you like this So you'll probably like this and on my answer is no I won't What an interview I hear a lot of Billy Joel talking here

But the fact that Bill Maher thinks that streaming means you can't pick what song you listen to is crazy Yeah, was it 10 bucks a month for Spotify or 12? And what is describing is iPod that your phone does that's why they stop making that. It's called Apple music. It's called Apple music. It does exactly what you're talking about. All your playlists, all your songs. You don't have to have these little hard drives inside mass produced. Yeah. It's crazy that Bill Maher is buying iPods off of eBay because he hasn't figured out that your phone can play all of your music for you it's not gonna start playing songs you don't want to hear no it's very easy to make that not happen yes this whole conversation

about the iPods really took me by surprise and Carl I hate to backtrack just a little bit I was gonna ask you to so my clip number nine though was the transition into the iPod talk because he's talking about lyrics and when he decided to pivot. This is why you shouldn't smoke a ton of we before you do an interviews trust me. That's coming from the I quit after this watching this. I quit smoking. I'm never smoking to get after watching this couldn't do it. It's hard it is

hard. It is so how when you listen to music what I was reading in the Times 2 days ago, they said the kids are back into buying DVDs because they got the memo that on digital you don't ever really own anything that you think you own, but you really don't. So DVDs, yeah, that is not my format, but do you stream? Do you have an 8-track? Do you have a jukebox? I love the way he asked it. It went from like writing music to hey DVDs. By the way, ever stream anything? Yeah, so bizarre.

He realized it wasn't a question yet. Oh, yeah, he does ramble out of that. Tuck the balls off a rhinosaurus. Well, when he talks about the iPods, he was ranting more about it hit my number 11. But more than that, it just it just it clarifies to me, how great an artist is or not how many songs do I have over there? I can do I have eight or 100, you know, that to me is very valuable. It's one reason why I never understood why like you perform with Elton John Please go on I know the idea too that You're assuming you've heard everything from an artist and you're like there's only eight songs that I like by them

There could be whole albums that you would love and you would enjoy that you haven't heard yet. You heard him. No, I won't No, I won't. I definitely don't but Carl do you realize how sociopathic what he just said is you should not have toured without John because I have more Billy Joel Songs in my iPod. Well, yes. Yeah, why would you do that? But also getting back to the DVD thing that actually is I've heard Dick Masterson talk about this too Where the promise was you can just stream anything anytime you want So you don't need to own physical media anymore and thank God, you own a lot of the South Park DVDs, right? Correct. Because that's part of the problem that they're having right now is they're

taking them down off the streaming services. A bunch of these episodes you cannot watch anymore. They're gone unless you own it on DVD. So there is a lesson. These young kids, they've got something figured out. It's called censorship. That's the only way around it. Yeah, the Elton John conversation

was funny because he's just like why would you tour with Elton John like you have enough hit songs you don't have to play his hit songs there's plenty of hit songs you guys could just be doing your own things yeah but wouldn't it be cool if we've heard both of the hit songs no both artists can't be done i don't like it i have 37 of your songs on on my iPad and I only have four of Elton's. So then he talks about, the critics early on did not take to Billy Joel. And I mean, this is true of Zeppelin, this is true of a lot of the big artists out there

where Rolling Stone has to pretend like, oh no, we like these guys all along. No, you didn't. And so Bill is trying to talk to Billy about this but not really because he won't let Billy talk about it. Because they were mean and wrong. I thought they were wrong. And they were wrong. Okay. Definitely. Time has proved it and it was easy to know at the time. They just sometimes people are just wrong. But you know, again, the stupidest thing in the world is a music review because you can't put in words whether I like this song or not.

It's what they have to hear it. Well talking about music, who said that it's like dancing about architecture. So when Billy Fidey does get to say something, he says something funny and gets a laugh. And then Bill feels the need to tag that with something that's not as funny. It's like writing a review of mustard. You know, I either like it or I don't. We got it. Shut the fuck up.

We got it. Subjective. Right. Yes. Understood. Carl, there was a part of that conversation that really made me laugh where I think Billy was just trying to follow what the fuck bill was talking about and I think Billy thinks the term ironic means gay

Okay number 12 Another thing I learned the documentary that I had no knowledge of before was that you were at one point appreciated ironically were at one point appreciated ironically. You know what? I never felt, I was never aware of this. I never felt the need to distance myself from my appreciation of Billy Joel. Were you aware of that? I know that there was some speculation about what the songs were really about. But I was just being literal.

Like Piano Man was about a gay bar. Oh, oh, oh. You know what I mean? Oh, wow. I didn't know that until recently. No. Yeah, that's very confusing. I didn't follow that thread at all.

Right, he's like, yeah, listen, people used to listen to you kind of ironically. They're like, oh, Billy Joel, huh? And he's like, yeah, people used to think Piano Man was about being in a gay bar. All right, pal, whatever you say, Oh, Billy Joel, huh? And he's like, yeah, people used to think piano man was about, you know, being in a gay bar. All right, pal, whatever you say, just found that out. Wink. I think Bill Mar was talking about guilty pleasures. Right? Yeah. Like I like this music, but I don't want to admit it to my friends or having

played in my car while I'm driving by. And yeah, you're right. He definitely thought it was there were gay undertones or something. I don't know why Billy said that. Okay. So speaking of piano, man, this is some of the worst interviewing I've seen ever because and I've heard Billy Joel talk about this before. So I kind of know where he wanted to go with this. But Bill does not let him do it. You're entitled to like what you want, especially when it's good.

Well, I have to disagree with you, man. I don't think it's that good a song. Even though it's man. I don't think it's that good a song. Even though it's been... I know. Okay, I don't care. Okay. No, I know. It's fun.

Literally, as a fan, I can say, you know, I don't care if you don't like it. And I appreciate you bearing with us who love it to play it all the time. When I'm sure you're... Look, I got bored telling the same jokes. Way to make it about you. No shit. I don't think Piano Man's a really good song. Why? Is the follow-up question to that not fuck off? I like it. You have to play it every concert. Poor Billy was prepared to explain. He was and that would be and I want to hear that's an

interesting conversation. I actually did hear him talk to Howard Stern about that and he did explain that he thinks the melody is shit and he started singing the melody and I'm like Yeah, that is really fucking kind of generic and Elementary kind of melody but it works and the song works and the lyrics work and people love it and they sing along and Boy, do they love it. I don't care what you say. It's the greatest song of all time. I Love it. You're ironic Just cuz I don't care. I don't care what you think Billy. I don't, I don't care. I don't care what you think, Billy. I don't think it's my best song.

I don't care what you think. Then why are we having a conversation? You can talk about how much I candle mad to your neighbor. You don't have to have me here. This is very funny. So speaking of Bill Maher not letting Billy talk, he starts this with, I've got a great question. And there is zero question after that. But okay, I got a great question and there is zero question after that. But okay I got a great question for you. So when you were the piano man like

making them forget about their troubles for a while you must have been playing certain songs. I was just kind of this sound coming out of the corner of the room for the most part until I started to sing something on the mic and it looked like sometimes that annoyed people they didn't want to hear a singer they just wanted some background music I guess I'm for you when I was 12 question what's going on and so yeah but do you want to talk about this next part? Of the show well the best way to To do this is hit my clip 15. There's a little bit of an overlap here, okay? But yeah, just wait do you see Billy's face where he's just trying to go with a ha ha ha ha I got something for you

When I was 12 I sent away, I bet you we listened to the same W.A.B.C. cousin Brucey radio when we were kids, because that was Long Island in New Jersey. W.M.C.A. Good Guys. Good Guys, and then Cousin Brucey on ABC. I sent away for this when I was 12, the top 100 hits of 1968. Huh? Huh? 12 the top 100 hits of 1968 He's waiting for a holy shit you still have a piece of paper with the list Yeah, like that's something that's pretty easy to look up if I wanted on the top 100 sides from 1968 I don't need a historian

Through the records if you watch the end of it, I believe they change the camera angle three times during the silence Like it starts with a close-up and then it's something the wide shot and it's back to bill Nothing and then bill or Billy does respond to my next clip Carl Well, am I supposed to know no I'm just saying I still have it. Why? Now I can tell you what the top 100 hits of 1968 are hey, let me know right see now you know You're glad I saved it. He's like he's fine. This is way more interesting than anything else. We've discussed so far So let's talk about 1968, I guess. Yeah, and yeah, he starts reading off these song titles.

And Billy has something to say, but Bill will not let it happen for some reason. MacArthur Park. Jimmy Webb. He's a friend of mine. Isn't, but isn't that a great song? It's a great song. The lyrics get poked fun at a lot. Someone left the cake out in the room. Well, someone left the cake out and well, okay.

I've been listening to it forever. You're right. Um, ready to cut him off. He brought this as a conversation starter. He's like, look at what number three was this tune. And he's like, oh, I know that guy. And actually there's a thing. Oh, no, you wanted to talk. All right. My bad. Go ahead. Tell me all about it. And then Bill goes out and tell them all about it. I can't tell if it's the weed that's making Bill think he's this interesting. Oh, he thinks he's very interesting. And I like Villemar, but he's got his head way up his own ass. Yeah, this is the most perfect example of it. I've never seen it so clearly.

Of watching just a guy he professes to love, him just putting him in a corner so he could talk more. Is it sane to me? Yep. They get back into lyrics again. And they talk about how, of course, Elton John had a lyricist that worked with him that wrote the lyrics. And so Bill starts nitpicking some of the lyrics of Elton John songs.

But some of those lyrics, Rocket Man, if somebody handed you Rocket Man, come on man, you would not do it. That shows me what a great music writer Elton was. And stupid lyrics. I mean, come on, he's an astronaut but his wife is packing his bags. And all the science, I don't understand. But the music makes you get it. But you know what, I'll tell you something about astronauts They do know the science. Oh literal bill It's not a real astronaut. She knows this kind of reminds me that SNL sketch of William Shatner at the Star Trek convention

I don't know Don't know what you want from me imagine being next to Bill Maher to fucking Billy Joel concert He'd be the asshole that has to be the worst cream every lyric in your ear to let you know But also what's bad? But also let you know that the fourth cutoff this album is actually a better song He doesn't play that one enough, but he plays this song cuz I got airtime and yeah, he's very obnoxious. I feel good there Prick you were next to me a private How you know yeah one of the cringiest, and I wish I had clipped it now,

is when Bill was discussing MacArthur Park. Yeah. And he goes, you know, is it a great song? They're arguing about the lyrics or whatever. And he goes, you know, I played this for a much younger woman, and she was able to pick up the allegory here. And it's like, that's a date with Bill Maher is? Listening to MacArthur Park?

Are you fucking kidding me? It's crying My dad's coming to get me Like wow this is a really big house A lot of weed you smoke I guess I'll fuck ya then Chris Hansen comes in he's like Bill Could you put down the music and have a seat over here? Be fun I have a clip here Bill is talking about growing up and he's saying that

Him and Billy at the exact same life and he could tell through the lyrics of Billy Joel songs and he goes on and out And I sped this one up as well. This is also a 2x speed You can't understand how interchangeable like hit people of our age who grow up like in the suburbs of New York our lives were And he goes on and on and on. I sped this the jersey sure or the one about the suburban showdown again. What an Elvis I had that feeling when I lived in LA and I was going home for Thanksgiving or something and it was like Going east on a plane drinking all that free champagne I know it's supposed to be fun But I wish I took my gun and then sitting around with the neighbors there and the TV on some of kitchen chairs all those details Were exactly my life. So what?

Who cares? Yeah that hey Bill bill yeah, that's not that interesting That freeze frame on Billy Joel's face sums it up that frown is just like please let this end It's like okay, you know all my songs and the lyrics and we grew up in the same place and we're the same age I got it. Yeah, I wrote a lot the job All right, what are you applying for I have a kicker that happens near the ad do you have any more clips you want to hit before? I get to that. How about number 17? I call this one someone call the hypocrite police Okay, all we've listened to is bilmar shit on everything else this entire thing And now he's shitting on people who shit on things. It's incredible

And and people have this Deep and then it's incredible. And people have this and that animosity towards the Eagles they've been so successful that's my stairway to heaven theory. Exactly what is that. It's people wanting to be snobby it's people wanting to feel like they're could it's a little why does clubs have a velvet rope because everything has to be about

I'm cooler than you so you're over here over here with Neil Diamond and the Eagles and Billy Joel or whoever It's like you shut up you asshole. I thought we would pass that era. Oh He's that pretentious You mean that the velvet ropes a club at random That's funny, oh man, yeah that blew my mind go ahead Carl, okay This is my kicker because after all this conversation and Bill talking about all the songs and he's even praising Billy Joel for not making albums that would have sucked later in his career And he he appreciates it. He didn't just put out a bunch of slop like a lot of other artists have, and he compliments the latest thing that Billy Joel has done. And then when you did finally put out a record, it was absolutely as good as the stuff in

the, it would fit seamlessly. If I play turn the lights back on, it fits seamlessly. If I play Turn the Lights Back On, it fits seamlessly in between any two of the other ones that I love. That's as good as you can do. Good. But, you know, there's only one working 32 years, so that's how I got to it. I didn't write that one.

Oh shit. No, I might have changed the lyric here and there. I like the song. Oh, how funny is that? Good, can you take your neon sign off of my mantle? I might have changed the lyric here and there I like the song Good can you take your neon sign off of my mantle get the fuck out of my house bill Yeah, this it seems like it's a favor Because they're at this is not as managers house, but as light lighting guy who does some other stuff for him I think he was the documentarian too and Bill knows him because he works for HBO and the documenters on HBO So it seems like they have this mutual acquaintance that set them up. This seems like a favor. He's like, yeah fine for you, man

I'll talk to Bill Maher and club random, you know, seems like one of those kind of things I'm not gonna stop practicing my piano if that's okay and After this he's like well, you're not getting any more tickets to my shows, sir. Yeah, right. I know, I realize Bill Maher's not going to go there, but you have Billy Joel sitting behind a piano. You really could have taken advantage of that. Oh yeah.

You really could have talked about like some of your favorite songs and how you wrote the chord progression and why you did and what that means. Carl, I have one more clip actually. My last clip is just that. The one time during the interview where Billy does start to play the piano. Yeah. Watch how Bill Maher handles it. You want me to sing? What? Should I? You want me to sing? No, no. They say that

these are not the best of times. These are the only times we know times I've ever known Right. It was the best of worlds. It was the worst of worlds was no tale of two cities Oh, is that where you get me? I stole it. Okay a little bit. That's the chemistry Yes, you're Billy Joel, please No, no, no, I got it. I know the words already. I got the words We just want to talk about the lyrics, you know, we don't want to hear you sing Fucking idiot. I don't know. I think you could have done a better job, but it was fun. It was interesting and Only Bill Maher would conduct an interview like that. So it's unique. I'll give him that. Yeah fair enough

But I'm glad that Darren told us to check it out, because I did enjoy watching the entire thing today. All right, it is time for our- Cringe of the Week! Cringe of the Week! This one comes in from Nick Tucker. You guys might remember a show called Planet Mikey. It's out of the Boston area. This is a guy who used to be on the radio, and I don't think he's on the radio anymore,

and so he's doing podcasting and YouTube streaming stuff, and doesn't seem to be going well for him. We covered him years ago, but he's still doing it and I don't know how well it's going for him when you hear this clip. Let's say we take our little podcast We put it on an imaginary shelf then North station media would takes the podcast and they put it on Megaphone, which is a National platform for podcast huge right? Yeah, by the way Megaphone is what I use to syndicate

Who are these podcasts great and they're owned by Spotify? And they have a thing called the Spotify audience network and when people hear little ads getting dynamically served into their show when they're listening to the show That's where that's coming from and I get a nice revenue cut from that listen all like he says all right, so they take it and somewhere between us doing it and it appearing on the internet and listening to it, all of a sudden there's commercials in the beginning of it. And I, I wouldn't, Ben, Ben, you're not getting paid for that, right? Nope. I'm not getting paid for it. Smitty, you're not getting paid. Have you gotten any checks from the next? I'm sworn to secrecy.

Now we know. Your station media should be sending us money, right? Well, yeah. Okay, but they haven't. It's been two years since they sent us any money. So that's what we got to get to the bottom of. And for the people listening at home, if you don't want to hear the commercials, you can fast forward to them, right Ben?

Yeah, of course. Okay, so just fast forward to them. Don't even listen to them because the only commercials that really matter are the ones that I personally endorse. Oh no, he's getting ripped off. Anyone listening to this, it probably listens to that show for the commercials. The other possibility here is that he doesn't have enough listeners and downloads to make even a penny because they're, you know, you have to get tens of thousands and hundreds of thousands to start making some money

I think it's funny that he's on this platform. That's inserting ads, and he hears the ads. He's listening back to his show He's just like who's getting all this money from his ads That sucks the one guy was kind of quiet about it. Have you got any money? Yeah, maybe So many we talked about this yesterday on our creep off bonus show Yep, do bonus shows every Friday when you sign up patreon.com slash the creep off and we had a great show yesterday We talked about we did it you did a eulogy for Hulk Hogan Yep, and we talked about this Bubba thing that happened where Bubba has been talking about this for weeks That Hogan was in poor health and there was people trying to run cover and say that Bubba didn't know what he was talking about

And so now of course Bubba's doing a victory lap. Oh, no This one came in from Paul Drain said this to me in New York Post article Hulk Hogan's former best friend calls out wife friends for lying about his health wish to god I wasn't right and there's a clip here I can't take away from what I've already said and what I already correctly predicted But you know, I am officially the guy that was the only one telling the truth about Hulk Hogan's Physical condition and that has caused some people to say, you know what, Bubba was right.

Now, I wish to God I wasn't right because being right means we have a dead Hulk Hogan. I don't think it's even that right or wrong at this point, Bubba, I think you had information, you put it out there. Some people didn't think that it was, let's say, tasteful that you're putting out information about your former best friend being in the hospital. But you saw other people that were lying about it, which made you come forward kind of even

more. So I have a better perspective now that he's passed of what you were doing. Now that you've kind of seen the people that were lying all along, which I can understand why they were lying. And I don't know if my telling the truth would be such a big deal if the people like his wife Brian Blair Jimmy Hart Eric Bischoff Missy beefcake and all the other keyboard tough guys were bona fide Ali like let me we would get a we would get a repose I saw Hogan yesterday on the beach no you didn't and listen I have I have a

special connection to this guy That's not so special anymore. But for 15 years this guy was one of my best friends We saw each other every day There's things that I'll take to my grave that I know that him and I went through we watched them Yeah, we saw some events. Yeah, they have the special I Say they have a special Eskimo brother bond He's completely right though. Yeah, I was right now and we've talked about this quite a bit Hulk hasn't been hotter in terms of business stuff in a very long time. It's got a lot of things going on right now He's got the beer brand delicious still

It's absolute piss and aren't you glad you and I went to go see now now we got to go see that old man I was wrong Bit piano man is a good song never But he's got the beer stuff going on he's got This restaurant he's supposedly opening up in Times Square And then he's also got this real American freestyle, which is a brand new wrestling promotion Which sounds terrible video and I were talking about that the creep. I was I know you want to go to Cleveland I don't know what I wanted to do was possibly put that on the wheel of consequences

You want to go to cleave what it was no no what I wanted to do was possibly put that on the wheel of Consequences was go to the first real real American freestyle thing in Cleveland Interesting because somebody's spinning the wheel on the creep off on Monday by the way true People need to tune in for that because we are at game point tied four to four and go vote at the creep off Com for your buddy Carl or Vinny has to spin hmm You don't want you know the main reason why I don't want to go to Cleveland on August 30th Is because then we're going to the Catskills on the next weekend, and I'm going to Detroit the next weekend I just oh yeah, so vote for Vinny, so there's a chance Carl has to do something But if you were to go to Cleveland you should just keep going to Gary, Indiana

fuck off Who's fucking payroll you are both Chris? Crazy I thought you're gonna tell me to hang out with Ray DeVito. Yeah, and I'm not cruel I Have to think that with all of the those business fires going His being in poor health would probably not help the ventures very well, right? So they were trying to actively hide it. Oh yeah. And Bubba...

That's what Bubba's saying right there. Yeah, yeah. I think it's... He's 100% right. Yeah. Keeping that real quiet, his partner there. Oh, poor EZE. His meal ticket's gone. That's... that's too bad.

Well, speaking of things that are gone... Yeah, thank you, Asti. Wow, what a punishment for Vinny that would be. They have to go watch wrestling. Freestyle wrestling. Shut up. Stop it. You want to go. It's not as much fun. There's no fun fake stuff. There's no flippy floppy. Guys, Settling John was just on the radio a couple weeks ago in Philadelphia. It was a pre-recorded interview with this guy, Steve Trevalese. And John talked to Steve Trevalese when he was doing that sports thing down in Tampa. Yeah. And I guess they did another interview and he was on again and it was like nighttime or something and some guy heard it and recorded it somehow. It's in the in the Cardiff. Cardiff covered it

yesterday on an emergency show and Cardiff also sent it to me so that we could check. Oh, what a good, what a good potato he is. Yeah. So, I'm not going to play a lot of it because it's a lot of the greatest hits from John, a lot of the stuff that you'd expect to hear. And this guy sets him up for it too.

Just like, what are some of the funniest things you ask celebrities? Well, Ringo Starr, fuck, I don't know, fuck, ready. It's incredible how much John reminisces about things that happened 35 years ago. It's really sad. But if you want to hear it all, and I recommend you do go to Cardiff's channel, it's up

there, you can check it out. What was interesting to me was this specific intro to the clip, as he asks john about what he's been up to. This is the question I want to like, what's a day in the life of my buddy, john Melendez at this point? Sports Radio 94, WIP Steve Trevely's for years, we heard him on these airwaves with Howard Stern, then the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Most recently, pranking President Trump as Senator Bob

Menendez, which got him a visit by the Secret Service. Most recently, pranking President Trump. That was in the first term. And there was another term in between the two. That's a long time ago. Holy sh- that's his most recent credit. It's true, but it's sad. We're at the Stress Factory in Valley Forge, August 6th. Stunner and John joins me.

How you doing, my friend? I'm good, Steve. Thanks for having me, brother. Doug, what have you been up to? I'm just living a thanks for having me brother. Dude, what have you been up to? I'm just living a life. I was at a convention and I did Chillicon and Parsippany, New Jersey and then I just did one at Hofstra, Morale and Eternalcon. And then July 30th I'm out to what? Chicago for a three-day convention. It's fun

Steve, I don't know like I never knew really that much about these things but apparently a bunch of celebrities just go and then people come and you know and take pictures with them and Get signed autographs Oh, no So John is like loving his life right now as he's just doing the convention circuit. And what's incredible, and we know this, like Chiller Khan is supposed to be about horror movies. He did that sports one. There was all these ex athletes, professional athletes, and John's just showing up for some reason. He's doing the Eternal Khan, whatever that. I believe that's a comic book

one. Most of them are comic book ones. Right. He's really found and I can't believe I didn't predict this. This is the laziest and least lucrative thing he could possibly be doing with his life. Well, there's no money in there. There's no money in it. He has to wait for somebody to show up and want to give him with a 30 bucks for an autograph or 30 bucks to take a selfie with him. Yeah. So, he has to wait for someone who's there to see athletes or is there to see Freddy Krueger or whatever to be like

Oh, John from the Howard Stern show. Yeah, just spent my last 30 bucks Ah damn really would have been cool. But anyway, good to see ya. No way don't go How much do you got I got a guy gotta find out if he gets a guarantee That's the only way it can possibly be worth it is if the people who are putting this on They probably fly him in and put him up Maybe To be maybe I mean depends on you know maybe the first time and that's always the thing yeah, because like this is a What do you call this like a run these guys all do the same different conventions all over the place?

There's a bunch of them. They're all on the circuit. So if john shows up and he brings in a bunch of money, you know, the terms get better for him for the next one, sure, the more you do, and the less you bring in, the less favorable your terms become until you end up being just like the you show up, you get a table and you're kicking up 20% or whatever, and they're just like, leave us alone. But it's incredible to me that this is what he's fallen into.

Because if you remember back in December, when he was quitting the dabble verse, it was to write his one man show. And this was going to be the story of his life. And this was going to be his new big opus. This is what everyone was going to know John for. And instead he is doing something where he has to do zero prep and sit around for days. That's all he goes to Chicago and sits around for three days in a chair. Do you think he's more productive doing that or teaching

children? I'd rather do this. Sure. Fair enough. I believe the children are our future buddy. So yes. Yeah. I'd rather be doing. Well, no, I'm just saying he did the same thing while he was doing both. He sat there and looked in his phone. I know I know I Got zoom call, but it's fine. I'll just sign autographs

Hey, hey buddy, I'll tell you what I'll give you ten bucks off if you act as a character witness Just say this guy would never speed yada Just tell him you're my sponsor and I don't drink anymore. All right We got to pick up where we left off the Stephanie Miller show John's first day on the job he's sitting in at the as the board up and You got Stephanie Miller. You got that fucking cornball Jim Jim might have to be a new character that we focus out of this show He sucks. They let him run the board Carl John is running the board Vinny and he's he's running the faders as they're talking So the levels are all over the place. I have run a board on it show

Yeah, but it's fun to do this And then he's got he's got drops too and he gets real excited with like a certain drop and just hit it over and over and over again. But the worst part, Vinny, the worst part. He keeps trying to hit the one to the right, but he keeps hitting the one to the left because of his crooked finger. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. The worst part is, is that he's the one who books the guests for the show. So he books this. Yes. That's how we got the job we the show. So he books this. Yes, that's how we

got the job we found out. So we've got army major. Hell sparks is a baby. Vinny, the way he got the job was by touting all his Hollywood connections to Stephanie Miller. I was on the tonight show for 10 years. He knows all the big

celebs. So somebody knows like great, let's get some celebrities in here in comics and stuff This is the happy hour show. It's not supposed to be political It's supposed to be about saying the word fuck which Stephanie Miller is so obnoxious, too Yeah, she just learned the word it seems I only want to pull John Clips is the John segment But maybe I'll go back and just make fun of these other idiots on this show because they all suck But Jessica Michelle Singleton, you know that is she's a comic. She's a comic. Yeah, she's 25 at this time It's from 10 years ago

Okay And John books her as the guest and the reason why he does that is because he's trying to fuck her and it's apparent to everyone including Jessica and It's really annoying So we're gonna pick right up where we left off. Where we left off last time was they were talking about clinical depression and how to treat that and being on Prozac and trying different things. And John interrupts that with,

sometimes I take Viagra when I'm doing Coke. And Stephanie's like, Dr. John. Oh, what? Okay. And this is picking up right from that point. No, nothing, why are you taking Viagra? Nobody fucks you? I just love your relationship. This is my lover. We're gonna bond over this cuz you're he's my new annoying work husband Out of cartons, he leaves his shoes upstairs He asked me for coffee.

He thinks they're cartons. So he's already annoying the hell out of Stephanie. He asked his boss for coffee. Yeah, he's already annoying the fuck out of her. Drinking out of the carton at your boss's house? That's so John. Of course he would do that. And so Jessica's continuing to give him shit.

And I like Jessica. On this show, she's just nonstop ragging on John for being gross. And she's like, why would you need a vet in Niagara? No one's fucking you. And of course, Stephanie's like, good, someone else is motherfucking this guy because I find him so annoying. But John's trying to be so cool. This is an era, 2015, John's still riding the high of The Tonight Show.

He's still living in Hollywood. He still thinks he's a big celebrity. And Jessica's telling the story about how she likes to take her pants off at different locations. And she's talking about how she did it at the White House. I did get one in front of the White House. Nobody cared. No?

I was like, nobody's even, none of these Secret Service people are even worried about me. They're all like fucking drunken Banging hookers and doing blow they don't care. Yeah, it's true. It's so bad about that Whatever so What's so bad about that I like to do coke and bang hookers. I'm pretty cool right Jessica Whatever Jessica back. Yeah, there's a lot of dismissiveness. Did you hear something? Remember, this is his first show ever. And so Stephanie's trying to do this raunchy, old-school Howard Stern-style show,

and she thinks she's got the right guy for it. And she's kind of slowly like, uh, okay, maybe I'm the one who doesn't understand radio, you know? She's trying to give him the benefit of the doubt a little bit. But then John just keeps fucking with Stephanie Miller's show. Stephanie's trying to get big celebrities on the show. But you know, it is interesting, like Chelsea Handler does a lot of these,

which I think are hilarious, these nude photos. She did like a parody of Vladimir Putin on the horse, but she's like, she's a bit of a topless. Oh yeah. I mean, but it's a whole new day for women in comedy. Yeah, I love it. It's just not when we, you know. She's funny and she's hot and she's right and right. No, Chelsea Handler's an evil woman. But it's a whole new day for women in comedy. It's not when we get funny hot

No, no Chelsea handles an evil woman. No, she's not I don't know I'm although I do get like and this is purely like the bitterness of having like sorry your tits Is that when like excuse me? Mm-hmm. Why not just let it go. They were gonna move on John couldn't let them bring up Chelsea Handler without saying that woman is an evil person and she sucks. It's like you're on someone else's show who might want to book Chelsea Handler someday, you idiot. Why would you do that? Because she wasn't nice to me that one time. Yes, because she doesn't think John's funny.

My mind cannot escape that this is day one. This is day one. This is his first day and we know that he is there, what, six months? Six months, he makes there what six months six months He'll make sense. So how many episodes it's already about 26. It's what it's once a week. Okay. Yeah. I know it's very exciting Yeah, but imagine like do you think Stephanie wants to be enemies with celebrities? She brings on this buffoon is just like oh Chelsea Hannah fucking sucks Cuz he's a child and he only thinks of himself keep that to yourself., keep that to yourself. So Jessica starts talking about how her body is weird And so of course John has to start hitting on her some more

He really cannot help himself. It's funny when I do it My butt is really but you know what? I'm sure you're gonna have to show us. I'm look I would hit that Well, oh good. I would hit anything Wow He's I don't know if you notice this I forgot to point it out But he was hitting that one drop over and over again when he was talking about banging Yeah, and so he just he keeps hitting that and John has no game When she's just like I don't know my butts gross. I don't know people would I just fuck you So girls don't like that. That's not a turn-on. They're not into that. That's the game that like a homeless guy has yes, right Yeah, women love that 2 a.m. Last call small talk

It means the definition I'd fuck no game and it's no wonder she's disgusted by him But he has to constantly be a big shot. And so he shoe horns in Kardashian talk Because he's not that far removed from being friends with the Kardashians as we all know from his stand-up set and he has to bring That up Who do you think is I'm sorry? Go ahead. Who do you think is the hottest Kardashian and of all the girls of all the girls Courtney? That's my favorite Courtney I'll be honest up because I used to hang out with them before they were famous Jenner. No, I use the hottest

No, I used to hang out with them before they were famous. Caitlyn Jenner. She's the hottest. No, I used to hang out with them. I'm pandering. But she still has the junk. So I sped that up a little bit because as you can see, they're ready to move on with the conversation. John keeps, no, no, no, hold on. I gotta tell you how I hung out with them. She's making jokes. No, no, no. I wanna tell you I hung out with them.

Back to me, back to me. Weren't they, I'm sorry, weren't they like children around the time that he hung out with them Funny you say that It's kind of a bizarre way to say this which one do you think is the hottest? Why do you say that cuz listen to where this is going or them before they were famous and That's right. You lived out in yeah Cuz I cuz I was friends with Bruce from I'm a celebrity get me out of here only reason anyone knows any

Kardashians is cause of OJ cuz OJ fucking killed someone yeah, thanks a lot OJ. Yeah, thanks OJ Yeah, but but I'll find with you until the Kardashians came along But I'll tell you Jessica that Courtney would lie out by the pool and my god. I thought he was perfect Wasn't she like 12 then you creep? Jesus you get creepier like oh back in the 80s Hahaha Alright nevermind that Which Olsen twin do you think is Hahaha

Holy shit Stephanie Miller's friends She's just like I can't believe what I've welcomed into my home I love that You called that Vinny And the fact that John's story was I used to gawk at this young child when she was laying out by the pool That's what he need to keep interrupting to bring the conversation back to He's going to interrupt again a minute. Oh yeah, by the way

Did I tell you guys about the time I asked OJ if he'd signed my knife? He's gonna get there soon. I know it's coming No, no, this is all about him trying to pick up this chick trying to impress her Talking about the oj Yes And so Jessica goes on to talk about how she knows John because they worked together in Vegas. She was his opener And what do you think happened after the comedy show Vinny? Um, he tried to fuck her. You want to get a drink with me? So she starts telling this whole story about how John is just hitting on her Incessantly the entire night and doing that thing was just like, you know, if you want to come back to my room

I'm kidding about was I'm not kidding, you know like that kind of thing. It's like It's never gonna fucking work So then we find out what John's pickup line is because she couldn't remember what it was but he does The actual line is that there was like look we both know that you want to be with me Obviously like I'm a good-looking guy I'm gonna don this that confidence. I would kill for that kind of company So John's whole thing is like obviously we both know you want to fuck me cuz I'm pretty hot And I'm the headliner and John knows that was his pickup line because that is

his pickup line. That's the move. That's his move right there. She couldn't remember it. She's blocked it out for sanity purposes. But when he's staring at you from across the table, those memories start creeping through your head. Oh, God. It seemed like she had been back from NAMM the way she was explaining it. It's over. I don't have to go back anymore. We're good. She's explained it's over right now to go back anymore. We're good And then they talk about John's drinking because After she clowns him a little bit just like yeah He was hitting on me and I want nothing to do with that John grabs his glass of wine

it takes a big old swig of it to numb the pain and Stephanie tells us just something interesting about what his habits are She's like a guy drinking from this cartoonishly large glass of wine 17 beers they're all in my like non recycling Jesus Jim shut the fuck up. He's so obnoxious. He's the one going The whole time that they're I swear to God I thought John was hitting the soundboard Yeah, I need to know that was that was Jim doing that because it's such a comedic genius John just admitted before the show started he had six beers and now they're drinking why is a lyric at his first day of the job

I don't know if you guys remember this but there was a time that I said John would get drunk at work and John was threatening to sue me over it not true that is slander and libel and I will sue you and I watch the first day of the fucking job and she's just like elves fucking empties are upstairs and it's funny that she's bitching because it's called happy hour so he must really be overdoing it Yeah, right. They're all drinking wine. You're invited to drink. Yes, it's part of the show. She hired him for the wrong show to drink maximum Yes, all right, so then John has a question for Jim

Now Jim is a married man. He can tell he's a older guy. He looks like he ate Jay Leno He does and so John has a question about Jim's personal life. I'm asking you a question Jim. I've seen you've been married so long What do you do? No, no, I mean no thanks for harsh and all our buzz no, I'm serious like do you how do you keep the romance alive? Yeah, how I mean you have sex a lot It's literally are you fucking? Jimmy a fuck it. Hey, do your kids fuck up your relationship? I'm just curious. You ever want to get a divorce because your kids are so annoying

Like me Wow John's question is are you fucking now? Jim did not like this question. It's highly personal. Jim's been married a long time. And so John senses this and decides to, to apologize in the way only John can. I just want to punch him in the nuts. All right. I'll punch him in the balls for you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. I didn't mean to because, because at the end of my marriage, I didn't, we never had sex. Yeah, but she was married to you. Well, exactly. Good one, Jessica. So John's now implying that he's in a sexless relationship. First he asked, and then he's just like, I'm not answering that. He's like, oh, so you probably are in a sexless relationship.

I get it. Yeah, right. Dude, you're making it worse. What are you doing? Why would you do that? You're right. And only the fashion that John can muster up an apology Yeah, he just he fumbles at every fucking time. So we both loses

and Then this gets real sad. You can tell Jim is going through something with his wife right now Well, she's like going through a rough time emotionally. Oh, I'm sorry Jim Well, I'm sorry Jim Do you see that's the such a narcissist thing to do where John goes, it's not my fault It's not my fault. I asked that question. I didn't know that no no asking the question is the problem You didn't know that which is why you shouldn't ask your co-worker if he's fucking his wife or not Why am I there? And then he acts like that's not on me. That's not on me. I didn't I didn't know had I known I probably wouldn't have asked

This is all from the first fucking episode This is the second part that we're going through I've pulled 50 fucking clips of this thing six months You can't thank you Andre for finding this for opening the vault You know how you always said about him the thing with John is he just always wanted to have friends The reason why he's like so kind of friendless is because like this shit cuz of shit like this cuz he just says shit That's so on a property. It's unpleasant to be around. It's abrasive. Everything is fucking abrasive. So then John, in order to switch the sympathy from Jim

to himself, goes, well, you know what? My father just passed away this past weekend. He brings that up. He wasn't fucking my mom either at the end there. That would have been funny. He didn't say that. But he does bring up an ex-girlfriend that he had when they had the Channel 9 show and the Howard Stern show How hot was she?

We'll tell you stuff that my ex-girlfriend the one that yes I was telling I don't know I tied this on on the air about how the producer of the Channel 9 show told me to Stop hitting on our she's always riding the fader as he's talking. Yeah, imagine if I'm just over here going up you're getting a little loud okay no you're not loud enough I feel like Stephanie was trying to ask him so and then he just drowned her out with that fader he just turned her mic off this one on the air about how the previous of the Channel 9 show told me to stop hitting on our shoes a pretty certain challenge stop it so the producer of the Channel 9 show had to tell him to stop hitting on her. Do you see a pattern? Is there a

pattern that's going on? It always seems great to talk about your HR incidents at your new job or your first day out the air. But John learned nothing because he hit on her for the entire first year and then by the second year they were dating. So he's like this is how you get women. Incessantly hit on her for the entire first year and then by the second year they were dating so he's like this is how you get women Incessantly hit on them Till they when they're trapped right until they eventually just go fine Stop hitting on her. She was a producer at the challenge. Yeah, stop hitting her stop hitting her and

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, so she was you know, she's my girlfriend but she came to my you know, dad's wake Oh That's really nice of her You know, so she was, you know, she's my girlfriend, but she came to my, you know, dad's wake. Oh, that's really nice of her. And man, did she look hot. This is like, Jim says so funny. It's just a fact. Just observing what's going on. Observational comedy.

Can you believe that John, he needed the sympathy. My dad my dad just passed away like oh, sorry to hear that My ex-girlfriend was there fuck. I want to fuck her again. What no, I also have hemorrhoids I Can't tell if he gets off on making everyone uncomfortable or not or he would generally think being funny He's so used to it. He's an ass. He knows no other way. He thinks he's being funny. He's so used to it. He's an ass. He knows no other way. He thinks he's being funny. Okay. Similar to Opie, he's been surrounded by people

who make him interesting for a very long time. Right, and similarly they're both alone now. Yes. When John was on the Howard Stern Show, people point to those segments when he was in studio and they're just like, oh, I love that. Yeah, because Howard's trashing him and Jackie and Fred. Yeah, that's funny. It was great when Howard was calling you retarded. Yeah, when Artie Lange

was calling him out for being cheap and never buying lunch and shit like yeah, that that was how john was funny. And now john left to his own devices is just a creep and making everyone uncomfortable on the show. And they start talking about the Kardashians again, or Kim Kardashian's ass Again for some reason Jim is the biggest cornball I was trying not to clown Jim too much, but I just couldn't I couldn't help myself with this one It is like its own planet, right?

I feel like if someone were to look at us from outer space planet Kim like another right planet They'd be like that seems to have some sort of other stay away from that planet Gravitational feel too strong. They just think it's a man. So just you know, it's too big your boyfriend. What are you thinking? You're 20. I was trying to move on and he was still going on This cornball you got socks the dork and the drunk great. Yeah, I've seen Stephanie. I know this this show I don't know who this show is for. This show is garbage. It is so bad.

And I know she's trying to have like a loose like hang show. This isn't the show proper. This is for members who like the Stephanie Miller show. So it's like, hey, this is where we say fuck and it's cool and we drink and stuff. But this is a debacle. How'd they find Jim? We gotta look into this guy.

I wanna know more about him and I wanna watch watch him on more shows Stephanie's fucking his wife. He reminds me Now that's a twist right there He kind of reminds me of Tom Myers sidekick oh Yeah, Jeff Jeff. I, yes. He kind of reminds you that we're just like dude every time he opens his mouth he's just like fuck man you're not funny please stop trying to be funny.

All right so Jen decides to start speaking ill of his father who just passed away. Oh perfect. I just you know what well because my dad god rest his soul and I love him but but he made a lot of mistakes. Your dad? Yeah. Really?

He used to beat us up, but I don't think he knew. What's great about that is that John did not pick up on this. That's too subtle for John. Your dad? Yeah, mine, really. ABB, always be bashing. Yeah, even this father just passed away. He's gonna carve a piece of shit.

I mean, who would do that? I mean, I know the shit you talked about, your dad was just, you know, between us, but you know. How dare you. How dare you, sir. He made a lot of mistakes. And. Your dad? Yeah. Really?

No. No, he used to, you know, he used to beat us up and everything. Oh yeah. And I made a conscious decision when I was a kid. No, I made a conscious decision I said I'm not gonna ever hit my kids which I'd never have my dad punched me in the mouth once John you're not the guest You work here what an asshole

I'm sorry that he got beaten as a kid. He did maybe I'm not his sister dead We've read the book. Yeah, I know he's so full of shit. She used to be an attractive woman He beat her into looking like Danny DeVito She was 6-1 She was her daughter. She was 61 She played the WNBA for Christ's sake I mean Stephanie Miller show if I recall like her actual show proper was all like air America stuff Well, yes, so she's got this shit out her purse on her like her patreon so to speak for the time correct This is what they're doing. We'll be back Monday with Dennis Kucinich

This is what they're doing. We'll be back Monday with Dennis Kucinich. Yeah, yeah. That's great. I like that. I had a fat lip for a couple days, but the emotional scars are forever. Yeah, my dad never hit us. My mom? Oh, she's a little spanky. She's a little spanky McSpankerson. I don't know. Oh, yeah.

See, that explains everything. Wow. Jesus Christ, John. Oh my God. Wow Jesus Christ John Anyway, go ahead John sorry no, but but but I but I made a conscious decision to never ever strike my kids, rarely scream at my kids. All the time. You know, that was so traumatic. You're just lazy.

We were just with the kids. Nah, I'm gonna watch the game. That's hilarious. Because rarely ever scream at them. Scream at them? Oh, and if you didn't make that conscious decision you would have done it automatically right? My kids because you know that was so traumatic for me Yeah, and and that's what brought on the stuttering was all that was you trying not to scream. Are you getting?

No, cuz my cuz your dad cuz I'll never forget. I was five years old No, cuz my cuz your dad cuz I'll never forget I was five years old Your therapy session idiot, this isn't your shrink you're talking to it's the Stephanie Miller happy hour happy hour I Do love Jessica on this show we should we should reach out to her She get around WTP seems to remember is John hitting on her back. Probably still does he probably does yeah every now and again. She just gets a drunken text Could you imagine? What are you wearing? Is your butt still weird

Prove it all right John brings it back to sex. Oh, which they've gotten off that top. We're talking about beating interesting to go from To sex yeah, and John asks one of the dumbest questions. Oh Okay, I ask you a question Jeff have bad sex was ever ever ever yeah I know a lot of men are bad at sex you don't think you've had bad sex because For men is you're not fucking you. Did I cum? Did everyone give you free cable? No they didn't.

Well, everyone doesn't work at DirecTV. I also have a great free DWP. You should work for EREPTV. From the guy who came and installed it. But honestly, what is bad sex for a girl? I should get a job at a rep? I mean and stuff you could I don't know not coming. I don't know It's just like guys some guys will just like get in there and do this like Jack rabbit like

Some guys are real selfish with sex The fact that he has to ask if a girl has had bad sex and then what is bad sex tells me the John is Terrible at it. Oh you think I sure do is bad sex tells me that John is terrible at it. Oh, you think? Yeah, I sure do. You're right, Carl. That guy tried to crave that erect TV joke three times. I was more infuriated by that. I know. Anything else that happened in this clip? I couldn't listen to anything. I just was watching that goof. Oh, Jim, you're still here. No shit.

Vinny, I don't know if I would do this to you. But I always want you to watch this episode. Or maybe there'll be other episodes and we could talk about it because it's incredible How bad this guy is at this I want to know maybe he's like really good politics or something And he maybe he's like Brian Karam. He's on Stephanie Miller's show. He's not good at politics I agreed but like Brian Karam is like a political pundit who fancies himself an entertainer, right? I think I'm getting that same kind of vibes from this goofball So maybe this guy's like a real professional dude, and he's just trying to cut loose and have like silly time with the people You know what he's also and he's an awkward dork. He also I think is trying to pretend

He's Jay Leno with that fucking denim jacket. Maybe that's how he got the job. Maybe Stephanie was drunk John found this guy He was drunk John found this guy the she's like you kind of look like Jay. Yeah, right All right, so one more clip They're trying to wrap up and end of the show. This show was so bad and It's John's job to play the music so that the show My illegitimate comedy daughter. I love you. This has been such an honor such an honor. Thank you so much for having me Thank you. You got to bring up the what do you call it?

What do you that same thing for having a damn it John bring up the let's go John Beginning to the end of this John god damn it John you fucking asshole Song with the same thing we started it with Sean right what the fuck it's like working with sling blade It took him that long to find the song that he'd already played to start the show you can tell he's terrible computers He's just a slow dim-witted

dumb dumb Terrible here and he actually gets worse He's just a slow, dim-witted, dumb-dumb. He doesn't know anything about technology. He's terrible here, and he actually gets worse. It actually gets worse somehow. So that's John's first day at the job. It's amazing. On the Stephanie Villar show. As technology gets easier, he still gets worse.

Yeah, and he worked real jobs. He worked for radio stations and NBC. He'd have a computer and an email address and he'll be emailing attachments. He still hasn't figured that out. Do you remember what Casey said, you know, when he claimed he was a writer for the show, he didn't know how to do the notes. He never learned how to do any of that shit. Yep. Yeah. Casey Armstrong said, yeah, all of the writers use this. I think it was Lotus notes or something, whatever the software program was.

And that's how they shared ideas and bits and jokes. And John refused to learn it. And so it was never a part of that. He's just the laziest man. That's why his new job is sitting around. Fly me somewhere and I'll sit there for three days. He's the laziest man ever. And we've had this debate.

Is he more lazy or is he more stupid? And yes. Yes. I don't think they fly him. He's not driving to Chicago. Well, I think he flies himself. Okay. And then like, for example.

I don't think he has a credit card. Well, Chiller was in Jersey. And then the other was in New York. He was staying at his mom's house. Right. For those two, yes. Yeah, and then the other one was in Tampa, which is was staying at his mom's house. Right. For those two, yes. Yeah, and then the other one was in Tampa, which is like an hour away from his house.

That's a lot of overhead taken out of the proposition, and that's probably the only way it could possibly be profitable for him. Yeah, and maybe his mom's buying him airline tickets, because I'm pretty sure John does not own a credit card. His credit score is garbage, and I don't think he can be trusted with a credit card. Well, one of the

When we booked him for the club the reason why we booked him for the date that we did Was you know we had talked about doing it? Yeah was we were like hey, you know We're gonna give you the money from the door. We weren't guaranteeing any expenses. Yeah, so he was like ah Yeah, can we do this in March cuz I gotta come up there anyway. It's my mom's birthday. Oh, right. Yeah. It was convenient for him because he originally wanted the date in November and you're like, well, that's going to be during football season on Sunday. You don't want to do that up here. It's just like, oh yeah. Dumb, dumb. Yeah. All right, guys, I have some bad news. Malcolm Jamal Warner from the Cosme show. He's got his own show and he's coming back this fall. No, not a strong swimmer turns out. Him?

Not a strong swimmer. And he recently passed off the coast of Costa Rica and we found out there's a show called Not All Hood starring Malcolm Jamal Warner and Candice O'Kelly. They co-host a podcast, an active podcast. He just put out an episode before he passed away. And let me just read you the description of the show. Not All Hood, nah, takes a provocative look

at the vastly different lived experiences and identities of blacks in America. The layered nuances are explored through conversations and guests who share their journeys and versions of black confirmation about topics including black masculinity, love, and media representation. Infused with pop culture, music, and headlining news, the show addresses the evolution, exhilaration, and triumphs of being rooted in a myriad of versions of black America. Chat GPT, well done. I mean you're playing Bill Maher at two times speed. Could you have like recorded that and played it faster? I know it's ridiculous. It doesn't say anything. This show,

I tasked you with this. I have some clips as well. This show, does it ever say anything? This show does it ever say anything? Carl I tried there is a two seasons of the show supposedly the first season is on YouTube But it's all audio so it wasn't necessarily like great for the show But there were three new episodes one of them just came out two weeks ago, and that's the one that I watched I started with the most recent. I was checking that one out too. Also. They did just do one yesterday Where yeah his co-host and a couple of his friends came on they did a live stream for hours Where they played old clips and people called in and stuff and I started watching it I'm like oh, this isn't gonna be funny at all. I'm gonna fucking pull clips from this

How about how about with the super tips or people doing? sending in funny things I want to here Joey see Yeah, he's not a strong swimmer guys See super Tim is gonna catch out. I'm telling you endless possibilities with this thing So I was immediately floored by this show Carl Okay Because they opened up with a clip from the guests like that you know a lot of these places have like that hard open

Where they show you some installations from the show to get you to watch Yep Well I call this one hard because it was pretty fucking a crazy thing to put at the front of your show Okay Um here's the clip my clip one Yeah White people are mediocre Always have been

They don't have to try as hard. They don't have to because somebody else will come clean it up. We've never had that luxury. We've always had to be twice, 10 times as good. So black excellence is better. It's just what it is. We just put black on it because it is. We've had to always be that. We've never, no matter what we've done, and even when we're better than them, they still will find a way to put somebody over us. Welcome to the show everybody. All right we send the link to Anthony hold on a second. Whoa. Wow. That was the open. White people are mediocre. Yes and we're not painting with a broad brush on this show I hope. Oh shit okay. You know the thing about this show

was you know there were a lot of other episodes and they were just people talking in NPR voices. I was hooked and I gotta be honest with you. Her name is Georgia me and I kind of love her. Oh, I Really kind of love her. She doesn't like you. She's entertaining to shit After she later the show what that part does happen. This is how our friend Theo huckstaple. Yeah responds clip number two In case we were talking about the show show what that part does happen. This is how our friend Theo Huxtapel responds, clip number two. In case we haven't lost all of our white viewers or listeners.

They love me. Real white folk love me. Shout out to the good white folk. Shout out. So I want to get back to that because I want to take a moment to unpack and and make sure Because I could hear I you know, I envision a white person hearing that white people in mediocre and they take offense to that Yeah, I was just a little worried about the thing that we used to open the show if it might be a little I mean

What a weird fucking thing to do also Who are all these white people like being put down by this woman cocks? Is that their audience maybe tell me I suck again She did walk it back just a little bit while shitty that other people of persons of color. Okay good. I Know all white people aren't mediocre right? Okay. It's based off the fact that so many times a black person, and I ain't saying a personal color, a black person has been qualified overqualified for a position or a job and was overlooked for someone who was someone who didn't earn.

And that's just what it is. And so if that wasn't the case, nobody would ever say that but that's What we deal with all the time. There's a hundred yards on the football field for black people 150. I don't know if that's true That's the wrong analogy football field is that like dog years, how does that? Yeah, I don't understand what that means That's definitely the wrong analogy. That's they actually excel there. They're doing really well also It's like guys ever hard time get out the field If you're overqualified you should be overlooked this overqualified this woman was all over the place. Why are you applying? Yeah, she get a better job. You'll be under employed She's just all over the place Carl and they're talking about the television show power

I think at some point never heard of it, and she makes this proclamation. I'm not racist. I'm prejudice So I never watched Power and I love on Mario Mario the poet yeah from Atlanta Know him you can tell it, but know him and I'm of course. I'm sitting there watching it. I'm like, yeah, this is my boy from at them. And when his wife came on that screen and said,

where's that drug dealer I knew from back in the day? And I'm like, this his wife? And then he's in love with this rice and beans bitch? Oh no, I'm not watching this shit no more. I'm not watching it. Okay, all right, she's winning me over. We're gonna start going after Mexicans, and all right, I'm not watching this shit no more. I'm not watching it. Okay, all right, she's winning me over. She, we're gonna start going after Mexicans, and all right, I'm on board.

Carl, she's not gonna watch it except for clip five. She will never watch it. And I ain't watched this, to the last season, when it was great, when they had each story, each person had a story, I watched that. Yeah, yeah. And when Kendrick was on now. Yeah.

That's it though. Yeah, yeah, he was on. That was it. That's a weird way to talk about a TV show you've never watched. I know. And you won, he was that was it. That's a weird way to talk about a TV show You've never watched. I know watch This rice and beans Wow, she says so many things that are so racist that are it's completely insane. This is fun. Oh She talks about Jamie Foxx's relationship with Katie Holmes at one point and yeah, listen to this

This is she's that right number seven. She is prejudice. Yes number seven I'm really, I'm crazy. I remember when I found out that Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes was dead. I cried, right? I love Jamie. I cried. And so my son, somebody came into my room and I'm like, they're like, what's wrong? He's like, nothing. She's crying over nothing. But that's how I feel when I see Jamie Foxx. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm my room and I'm like, they're like, what's wrong? He's like, nothing.

She's crying over nothing. But that's how I feel when it's good black men. Yeah, I mean, interracial couples get a lot of us upset. Yeah. This is wild. I think it for granted that people could feel they could talk like this and they can yeah But YouTube will never censor this but if it was Nick Fuentes

This would be taken down immediately. Hey, tell me if clip number six sounds like Nick Fuentes a little bit. Okay Just keeping it real now There are ways that people maneuver in the hood to do those things and that's why they do it Nobody I know want to sell drugs they want to do those things, and that's why they do it. Nobody I know wanna sell drugs. They wanna provide for their family. And we were tricked by, some would say, bourgeois black people who thought working was beneath them.

And we lost a whole generation of trade that other people came in and took that money and made millions off of, that we were the ones that Booker T. Washington, my high school Booker T. Washington empowered these people with these trades to go back and empower their community and be the best at that. But then we got tricked. You don't want to be that kind of black person working. We threw it slavery. Like there's no honor in work.

Theo's been really quiet. there's no honor in work. Theo's been really quiet. Yeah. Okay. Carl, the next thing she says, my clip number eight is fucking insanity. I'm excited. The thing about I we don't applaud the bad.

We don't applaud the killers. Excuse me. I applaud a killer. I hate a murderer. Killing is necessary. I wish we had more. These murders are something different. We don't applaud thieves. 50 Cent is cool, but wish we had more. These murders are something different. We don't applaud thieves. 50 Cent is cool, but I never liked him

because he was a stick up kid. Who is, well I'm like somebody who steals, you feel me? We don't applaud, now I ain't gonna say nothing about drug dealing, because drug dealing is business. You don't say nothing about Eli Lilly and GlaxoSmithKline. So why you gonna say something about Rodriguez or Rallo? I'm just saying. Everybody make their own choices. You don't say anything about the big looker companies.

Theo, are you following this? He's just going, I would be like, what the fuck's the difference between a killer and a murderer? Well, it's funny that you bring that up because he asked her, he has to once again kind of take the, the reins, and stop this woman from talking. Who is saying, why start now? I brought up Nick Fuentes, and I brought Missy B into the chat. If you say Nick Fuentes, it'll be our three times. Missy B, your pass.

What's up, Missy? All right, so I'm sorry, I cut you off. Yeah, so Theo does have a follow-up for that okay? I admire killers we need more of them truth truth Can you unpack that? The original Hebrew script is thou shall not murder Killing is necessary

Some people got to go if it's between me and you I just met you I love you, but you got to go. It's just where it is. Okay, that doesn't make any sense. It wasn't written in English. We're talking about semantics with English words. Well, see, the Jews said it's okay to kill. Yeah, right. What is she saying? I don't know. I want to know. Some people need to be killed.

Now, my next clip, I didn't have that many. I'm guessing it's whitey White crime is what she's talking about. She wrote a poem about it Kill the white man kill kill kill the white man Carl yeah, I am positive the next clip Is something I would never be allowed to say into a microphone. Okay. Well, I'll just let this person say it then. How about that? Yeah. If you were to reverse this, you would not be allowed to say this ever. Okay. So I just want us to revel in us loving me. Don't mean I hate any white

people. I love the good white folk. Thank God for the good. And I have to say good white folk because there's a difference. It is. Cause I used to think that was more good white folk in America than that now I don't That has changed and it's not just because of Donald Trump. It's not it's because they don't love themselves I thought she was gonna say it's cuz I went to Alabama Carl flip that around for a second. Uh-huh. Okay Cozy here the reason why people are having the problems that they have is because they don't love themselves enough But she started it also with there's nothing wrong with me loving my race

Yeah, I mean shats this that's right out of the foot. That's like a fucking clan fucking yeah I know also all this just generalities that don't mean anything and then we did this and then they did that it's just like okay I mean we're talking about everyone or you give it for everyone. Yes a specific an example Can you explain something like that? I guess she was out here talking about like the CIA? Invented crack cocaine and put it into the urban areas and got people black people hooked on drugs. Well, listen, let's let's talk about that It's fun. Yeah, but this conversation should even saying anything. She's been ranting this entire time and the two hosts are like Except for the two times I showed you Ruthie was like hey, let's just unpack that for a second So she did not answer the question. I'm guessing you then followed up was just like yeah Yeah, but what's the difference between killing and murder? No, we didn't know no no no no no Carl

Um, you said you had a couple clips. Yeah, should I do that first? Yeah, go to your summation. Yeah, my summation is very silly okay, so I Was checking out a recent episode he did with Kashia Knight poliam who is Rudy hoxnable you guys all remember Rudy hoxnable that adorable little sister of Theo I cannot think of any two people people I would like to hear from less than Rudy and Theo Huxtable. The man just passed, Vinny. Can he cut me at some slack here? Can we hear about their incredible conversation that they're having? See, Malcolm Jamal explains that when he sees the world, he sees it through a filter and producer Chris,

I'm going to ask you to listen close. So you haven't heard this yet. And I'm going to ask you a specific question about what he says here. But I can like, like there's a certain filter through which I see things. And oftentimes when talking to Keisha and hearing that, you know, that whimsical and hearing that, you know, that whimsical quality, whatever, but it, it, it literally expands my perspective on things like, like, like literally and immediately because it, it, it makes me, it just, it just, it makes me go beyond what I know is true.

It's like, yes, what I know is true. I say yes, what I know is true and there's also this other side that is just as true. So there's something that I love about just how you see life and how you have manifested such an incredible life. So you're listening Chris like I asked? Yes. I have a specific question the fuck is he talking about Okay, let's get a fucking blowhard This is what what I was saying they were using NPR voices folks. That's what this whole show is There was like up until that woman, Georgia, showed up and was interested, everything is this. Yeah, well, he goes on.

You know, when I talk about you, I always talk about how you are the most well-adjusted person who has been a child on television, right? Just to see your journey and to have watched watch you at every part of your journey. Look, I know we've had great parents, we've had great guidance, but I would love for you to share

your process in how you manifest because you you continue even we know we're talking last week right even you continually manifest such incredible things in your life he only knows a couple words if you think i've opened over again journey literally what i'm trying to say is incredible Things like those things that are in Credible what do you what does he mean by manifest? She just like makes an orange appear out of her twat What does that fucking mean? Well? I'm gonna play you her answer, but first I just want to point out He just said she's the only well-adjusted child actor and a Bush is doing pretty well seems like a cool guy Oh, man, we're gonna find out Adam twists cats at night.

Oh, can you imagine? Only every other Wednesday when I find that out. No more every Wednesday. Carl do! Carl do! All right, this is her response to whatever that was. I wanted to say it was a question, but I don't think it was. But let's get some more mumbo jumbo going on this show.

What I know is, I know the power of energy I know the power of When your thought your word in your deep being in a line both you guys side at the same time because it's so Exhausting people who talk like this you can't spend a second with them. How do you talk that way? What did she tell about the energy was she like fucking he bad The power of gray skull shut the fuck up Rudy How that is the reality that you live in? You know a lot of people give their power away and think that things are happening to them when they don't like the life

That's reflecting them. They think don't like the light that's reflecting them, they think it's someone and everyone else's fault. Instead of taking accountability and saying, okay, I am the captain of my ship, and it's not about being arrogant, it's not about any of those things, but it's about understanding that all the things that you're doing.

It's about saying nothing and taking a long time to do it. Go back to being the kid that doesn't say anything. It's incredible. Who would want to watch a show like this? No one does. I was looking at the YouTube views on this. There's like 75 on episodes. Who would possibly need this in their lives?

Because it's all just the secret. All they're talking about is just like, think good thoughts and good things will happen to you. But the way that they're saying it is so obnoxious and annoying. They're just like, I can't listen to you anymore. And I'm sorry I made everyone listen so long. Vinny, you got one more clip for us? Oh, I just like this clip. It's my favorite from anything from any of it.

Real white folk love me. Shout out to the good white folk. John Brown. That's all. I love her. All right, Vinny, you're one of the good white folk right that's all i love her all right you're one of the good white folk i know i love her i think she was so goddamn entertaining she was the the only thing on that show that was worth the damn and she's kind of awful so there you go i love whatever that's worth to you people that's fun speaking of being kind of awful. I was checking out OPI's page, OPI Unleashed NYC, and when you go to the page, you see all these thumbnails here. OPI is so stupid that he has a thumbnail.

The first video you see here, there's our boy, Unique. Put him up on the screen. Oh yeah. Thank you. There's our boy, Unique. And he's chatting with OPI, free chat, saying your career died in 2017. And this is OPI's thumbnail on his page that you go to. What's the title of the episode?

Where's the QA on this? What bothered you this week? Was it a unique pointing out painful truths? Is that what bothered him? This is, so what he's doing now is he's doing his livestream on both channels on OP Unleashed and OP Radio. And he gives them different titles So he's an AB testing, but it's not really a true AB test because one channel has

2,000 subscribers other one has 140,000 subscribers. So it doesn't make sense what he's doing and it's not working Does he feel like there's two different audiences? Maybe oh, yeah, maybe he's catering to the opium leashed audience a little more wild right Right, so you have to do the the description is a little bit different to catch their eye proper that makes sense right? That's probably up. Yeah, see he knows what he's doing Well, he does know he's doing because listen to the title of this video clip that he recently put out it says Anthony Kumia's epic roast Cohen op's side-splitting jab steals the show. This is Opie writing this. Opie's side-splitting jab steals the show.

Now you hear that and you go, whoa, this is gonna be something crazy, he's gonna say. And so then you watch the video and this is what it is. Malcolm Jamal water drowned, right? Right, right. And I water drowned, right? Right. And I'm thinking, was he a strong swimmer? A strong swimmer probably would have known how to do it. And also I just know in, in, in, in that culture,

and I know for a fact, like women, women, a lot, a lot of black women aren't don't know how to swim because they, they won't get their hair wet. And that's some of my friends like that. They won't get their hair wet. And that's some of my friends, like they won't get their hair wet. Or they don't have access to, you know, swimming instructions. What are your thoughts on that? You're listening to the Anthony Kumia Show on W-A-B-C. We'll be back after these messages. Now, I have no problem with Opie making that joke and poking

fun. It's the funniest thing he's said in a while. It's not that great, but it's like a joke. It wasn't side splitting. Didn't steal the show. And see, that's the offense is the description using the term side splitting. That's the problem. That is the problem with that one. But he also the other problem is Opie will cry when Anthony talks about him and Anthony's like constructive about it. He'll give Opie real advice on how to make a show better and Opie hates that. He gets very offended by that. Well, but meanwhile Opie just like yeah, Anthony's a racist. Okay, cool man. And Ron loved it. Good stuff. And it's got to know why that bothers him so much. Right. What bothers you?

Why? Why that bothers Opie so much that and gives him advice. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I know. It's got to know. He's like the same reason why I enjoy it. It's my father's open. Yeah, it's awesome. Of course. It's pretty good. All right. You guys ready for an AC update? So hopefully one of his stream yesterday morning. Is he still out? Yeah, it's awesome. Of course. It's pretty good. All right, you guys ready for an AC update? So

Hope he went on his stream yesterday morning Is he still out? Well, let's find out what's going on with it because he was all excited the other day the last clip we watched He was saying the fred was showing up the next day. Yeah, he's spending 10,400 To get this new ac unit in the house and he was finally gonna have some ac in the house AC unit in the house and he was finally going to have some AC in the house. Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. That that that that that that that that that that that that that that something like that. Good morning everybody. Welcome to my live stream way out East on Long Island.

We got a windy day at the ocean behind us. Oh my goodness. Uh, I want to ask you a favor. Don't, the ocean behind us. Oh my goodness. Uh I want to ask you a favor. Don't don't ask me about my AC. Okay? We will get along if you don't ask me about my AC. I guess it didn't get fixed. Do do you think he

wants people to ask him about his AC? He doesn't. He gets very upset. People ask him about it later out of the show and he gets very upset about it. Oh, so this isn't a bet? No, the AC was not fixed. Now, did the check bounce? Did Fred not show up? Did Fred ghost him again? Whatever it is, it's hilarious. Doesn't matter. Like, come up with our own conclusions on this one. But no, he still does not have AC in his house and we are at the end of July.

It's amazing. Uh so then someone asked him like what's going on with the fishing because you know, Greg doesn't have a lot of hobbies or interests or passions, but he does like fishing. So what's going on?

You've been having a good year with fishing. How's the fishing out there? Uh, non-existent. I haven't really fished a lot this summer. Um, Jesus, what does this guy do? I can't figure it out for the life of me. I know he's constantly editing his videos and coming up with thumbnails and writing hilarious

titles. I hope it's therapy, whatever he's doing during the day. It's not. I watch all this stuff, it's not. So that's not what's happening. That's a good question. I have no idea Isn't that crazy? How's fishing going? I don't I don't fish anymore All right. Well, let's see what what is going on then. Um, maybe I should throw in that would be nice We're uh, we're we're kidless for a week and we don't know what to do with ourselves Oh, so not only do I not know what Opie does, Opie doesn't know what he does Hey, Opie you fucking Yeah, well that is the question that comes up next so he brought the kids to Philly to hang with the in-laws for the week and

Opie who doesn't have a job and Opie's wife who doesn't have a job are By themselves for a week at this beach house and Opie's complaint is now what? Sounds like you could do anything you wanted. Yeah, sounds pretty ideal actually the last thing I would complain about if I were the opster, but yes, that's the conclusion people come to that's the question Are you fucking? So I guess that means baby number three is on the way. Oh My god, it's like every summer we get about a week to 10 days to ourselves.

And it's nice, but it's weird when you have a routine with kids where you focus so much on the kids and then they're gone for a week or to 10 days. You're like, what do you want to do first? Oh, I know what I want to do first. Is that what you want to do? Of course it is. Let's go.

All right. Cecilia, you're breaking my heart. But da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, something like that. Not a dry seat in the house. Okay Something like that a dry seat in the house I got the title Cecilia and I got the beat But I don't know anything else yet. No one's fucking this guy. No Nobody fucking this guy. He's loying. I think he's loying about that I think that when the camera turns off. He just plays MacArthur Park Yeah, this is a sorry state of affairs and you know we've been speculating that the family is gone and

I think this kind of proves it because he goes, Wow, it's weird. Not having the kids around and the routines with the kids. These kids are teenagers. They want to be left alone. You don't need to have a routine around them. He acts like he still has a six year old and a four year old. That's the way he talks. All right, kids. It's four o'clock. It means it's time to brush your teeth this afternoon. It's crazy to me and Adam Bush is convinced the family's gone. I'm getting there. I'm starting to think there's something to that because just the idea that he's

like, yeah, I got just me and my wife and now we don't know what to do with ourselves. That's insane. You have to be house poor for that to be the case. And I think that probably is true. I don't think he has any money. Then you should be fucking that much more. Imagine the fucking without AC. Weird like that. I want the room to be it gets a little gross. Alright, so it is a few Friday. And so Opie is looking to get the

phone lines lit up. Of course, he doesn't have a phone. So he's looking at the chat and he wants to get everyone talking about what they're pissed about this F you Friday. But I have to say F you to Trump for saying the Epstein files are a hoax. No, they're not a hoax. And it's not going to go away anytime soon. Finally, something someone's saying this. Finally, it's from yesterday. We should all rally around OP's message now. Yes. This next chat is from his wife. It says, fix the fucking AC. And maybe we'll come back.

Can we work out a payment plan with this guy, OP? Is there any anyway, we get him to fix the AC for us. So Opie brings up his FU is the Epstein files. And I was thinking, are he he's bringing this up? It's the title of the video. What's his hot take gonna be on Epstein? Well, in that house, every take is hot. That's true. Or at least warm, at least a little bit warmer than you want it to be. And I was actually wrong. I didn't think he'd have a take at all. And he does.

And I don't know that I've heard other people say this, but I'm not really tuned in like I used to be. So maybe other people are saying this. They're trying to, I think what I, my thought is I think they're trying to get her to say a few things that make it look like Trump kind of knew them, but that was about it, and that she didn't see anything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then when she kind of admits that, she's going to get a pardon. You could see this stuff coming a mile away, right?

Of course. So his thought is that they're going to get Ghislaine Maxwell or Ghislaine Maxwell, whatever her name is, to come out and say, oh no, no, no, I have all the documents and Trump was never a part of this stuff. People are going to go, oh, that's a reliable source. And then she's going to get pardoned and people are going to be like, that makes sense. Wouldn't that hurt Trump's reputation more? It would be the absolute thing you could possibly do worst. I wrote that down in my notes That's the worst possible thing he could do for his reputation Trump. Yeah, if he pardoned he laid Maxwell

There's a less damage from an Ivanka Donald sex tape, right? Way worse for him. I can't imagine it! The OP's mind, I don't know if he's regurgitating some other idiot's hot take. Maybe Ron the waiter. OP saw this coming a mile away, he said. I know, he's like, he's like, oh, this is so predictable. And maybe that will happen. I live in Bizarro World like the rest of us, so that's possible.

But that sounds like the dumbest take I've ever heard. It's not the best. It's really stupid in my opinion. Alright, well, Hulk Hogan passed away and of course, the Opster has a connection. You know, Sam Roberts was a big part of WWE and Sam and Opie worked together for a long time. They had a lot of wrestlers on the show. Hope he's met Hulk Hogan and so he's gonna say a few words about it. And he he

had a heart attack, I guess, at his, uh, at his, uh, at his residence in Florida. That, I mean, I mean, come on, insanely sad news. I think wrestling is, but with that said, I mean, Hulk, I mean, you can't deny. I love when he does the gay thing when his bunnies aren't around. He's just triggered now What do you guys think? He did looked over his shoulder when he did it. I know I'm sorry to reference this again. I got called out on who are these socials for doing this, but I Thought the first act of the new South Park is brilliant where Cartman's all upset that you could say retired and call things gay He can't he's just like ah that's my thing trying to be edgy over here everyone's on board with it and i think opi thinks that this is edgy

oh yeah i think opi is like carmen is like i'm calling rustling gay over here like yeah no everyone's everyone's doing that now it doesn't really matter they've been doing it a long time and it's mean well it's kind of good just like a bit 35% yeah, there's like big guys oiled up Wearing really oil themselves up. They just get sweaty. They get really sweaty. They were really tight pants and Will you try to do those moves in a pair of jeans asshole? I've seen it No, that's gay. Yeah, but the bags cut out when you were watching them do it Yeah, but the bags cut out when you were watching them do it Why don't you breathe you know get too musky down there

So then he brings up Chuck Mangione He does a little tribute and what I love about OP is he can't help himself as soon as I heard him bring up Chuck Mangione. I'm like, oh, he's gonna sing the song. He's gonna hum the song Chuck Mangione, I'm like, oh he's gonna sing the song. He's gonna hum the song Chuck Mangione We lost Chuck Mangione as well. He's number four He played that one song that That song that guy's gone too, I don't think that was the song always misses a note or two it's amazing He always goes the wrong direction at a certain point. He's just not disappointed.

I know. He can't help himself. I'll always say this. I've said it before, but it really shows you who is a low IQ individual. When they have a song in their head, they have to spit it out immediately. We've seen this with a lot of people.

Someone left the cake out in the rain. Raina Vito. Vinnie Paulina. Immediately, we see this with a lot of people So I thought that was fun it was fun Chuck Mignone by the way fun fact his daughter graduated with my sister He's from our town. Yeah Local hero people are like, oh the guy from King of the Hill We go way back Way back with the Chuckster. Yeah, I literally thought he died in that Explosion at the Costco in Arlen, Texas. I didn't know you still All right, I have a leave And he goes back to talking about the Hulkster and I have a friend fired Here and

He goes back to talking about the Hulkster and someone puts in the chat Hulk Hogan music what do you think's gonna happen? Brother man brother man Hulk Hogan a real American. I am a real American American. He was all right, you know, but when he started doing the black beard thing, I get it. You're now a heel. How did you know it was going to be a heel? Oh, I don't know. I think maybe the black beard with the weird bleach giant mustache gave it away. Wow. Observe it. Opie over here. So I have a theory and guys, I need everyone to be cool with this, okay?

I think you can get OP to sing anything. But you gotta be subtle about it. Let's not let him out, like he's gonna figure it out after a little while if you keep doing it. But as you're chatting him and super chatting him, let's see what kind of range of songs we can get him to start singing. Just put lyrics in. Yeah.

Just chant lyrics all morning long And see what catches his eyes. Yeah, just see how many songs you can get him to sing in like one stream interesting Yeah, I think that'd be fun cuz he can't help himself No, he sees that and he's he's terrible at it and then the wheels still fall off. That's the best part He doesn't know any of the words. Yeah, he doesn't know how melody works. It starts out shitty and gets worse So alright, but guys can we be cool though? Hey guys, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh phone lines. Get the phone lines going. We gotta talk you this week. Let us know we will also hit the like

money. He's asking for su very low. I would say so, you know, Shulie just got three $1,000 super tips the other night. Oh He is leading the super tip board in The past 24 hours past seven days. He's crushing it right now with the super tips, right? He's not asking for fibers It's good point put some value on yourself here opi also no one wants to super chat a guy who's at his beach house over looking the ocean if you want to get money from people you gotta look like you live in a shithole like with wood paneling yeah it's literally like a dude walking up to you in an armani suit being like hey man can i get a little change come on help a guy out help a guy out I'm hungry yeah I just need bus fare just a bus fare all right so OP not only

does he need money from his viewers to keep this thing rolling he needs more than that you know but some of you could be sending me good stuff for the live stream I don't have a producer I don't have I have nothing it's me I'm a one-man machine Send me stuff to talk about like John Kortz does this is like Aaron Imhol now Give me money and produce my show for me, too, right? Jesus could you do any of these things? Oh P. We got to do all that stuff for you. I'm busy producing my show Kind of produce your show that was unbelievable Yeah, send me stuff send me cool stuff to talk about. Or you can just be interested in stuff and

figure it out for yourself. I've never ever heard Anthony go on a show and just go, guys no one's sending me interesting articles, no one's retweeting stuff to me that I can talk about. What do you even want to hear? What do people even want? Right. Do you tell me how to program my show? We've already established he has

nothing but time on his hands Yep, he doesn't know what to do with himself. Yeah, he can't even figure it out Make a show. Yeah, feel free to do something So he's talking about this guy John quartz Who sent him over something that he was really excited about he talked about it at Gebhard's on that stream He's gonna talk about it again on this stream And you can tell he has no confidence in this story because of the voices he has to make

in order to try to make it entertaining. They are amazing. So you got this family, they live in a row home. I know how to say row home properly. They live in a row home down there in Philly. And they need some cool, cool water. They need to cool off with some cool water. So they decided, you know what and they need some cool, cool water. They need to cool off with some cool water. So they decided, you know what, we need a pool.

We need a damn pool. So Opie's talking about these people in Philadelphia who live in a row home who want some cool, cool water. Why does he think that's entertaining? Um, I honestly have thought about that question. Mm-hmm This bit it's like not a baby voice, but it's like the same type of mentality and I think he just thinks it's cutesy Yes, he thinks he's being cute. You're right. Yeah, I can't decide if he thinks it's funny Cuz like I don't think he thinks it's like laugh out loud funny This is a show for people who don't know English,

who just want to hear interesting inflections and variety. Like the opposite of NPR, like we were talking about before. Dude, he should teach an ESL class. Just all the people coming out of it. That'd be so sad. Mother Hucka. Those poor people.

Brother man, brother man. Say it again. Row home. Hucka those poor people Say it again row home row home, but the men brother men So opi explains what happened in the story the John said it to him the above-ground pool so big It's taking a away two or three parking spots A literal knee slapper a two or three parking spots. A literal knee slapper. A literal knee slapper. That wasn't side splitting either. So the guy, the story is these people wanted to above ground pool and there wasn't enough room in the backyard.

So they built it in the front yard and it took up one or two or three parking spaces. And I'm going, Opie I need to see Some photographic evidence of this or else I'm calling bullshit. Well good news this You thought you thought you thought I was making this up did ya there's the shot of the pool in the front yard Taking taking at least two parking spaces and above-ground pool in a row home in the front Yep It's official the fucking laziest person in the world

showing the picture on your phone of the guy sent it into him and he Applauded him did it on two of his streams and then told other people they should be doing that too And yeah can't pull the photo up can't load it on his computer and pop it on he has to show it to the screen Yikes and it wasn't a good payoff. I wasn't that impressed. I've been on the internet before. I've seen some wild shit, you know? That's not up there in my top 30.

Yeah. Somebody starts sending Opie some fun stuff like BlueWaffleLemonParty.com. Yeah, start sending Opie some interesting things to cover. He'll fall for it. He needs content. He's an idiot. We don't need content because my buddy Cardiff puts together a game for us every episode You know it you love it. It's why I'm here just to play it. It's two minutes with Tom the show that is sweeping the nation

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Okay, mom. I tell you what mom. We're raised Catholic Go ahead and put me up in a Catholic seminary for the duration of my stay All right Besides if I told them I used to be an altar boy, but the only place in Las Vegas I can get a hand job for free That's a joke obviously There's no such thing as a free hand job in Las Vegas. Every time I masturbated I had to tip myself. And I still finished up losing some money. I don't know how that worked out. Jokes like that are the reason why the chances

of me getting booked at most mainstream comedy clubs are the reason why the chances of me getting booked at most mainstream comedy clubs are slightly less than the chances of- What did Tom say next? Here are your choices. Number one, a strip club having a mandatory reading comprehension test for the dancers. B, North Korea commissioning their own version of undercover boss. Next. Two people who meet each other playing Pokemon Go, actually knowing how to have sex with

each other. 4. My health insurance covering happy endings. And lastly, Russian hackers influencing our election. I almost said elections. But it's elections. Jesus Christ. I really like number one. It's so wordy and ridiculous. I'm going with strip clubs having a mandatory reading comprehension test for the dancers

What do you think mini ballino some trucker Andy? I've been trucker a to this whole time. That's fine. Son of a bitch Why did someone tell me it was funny You never felt less respected So I'm so sorry we started early today. I'm all off my game I'm trying to decide between number two or number four number four seems like the most Tom Response because it's just stupid, but number two is wordy and makes absolutely zero sense Yeah, somebody go number four. I think all right producer Chris. I went next Okay

That was actually kind of funny, but alright, let's see. Two minutes with Tom. There's no such thing as a freehand job in Las Vegas. Every time I masturbated, I had to tip myself. And I still finished up losing some money. I don't know how that worked out. Jokes like that are the reason why the chances losing some money on how that worked out Jokes like that are the reason why the chances of me getting booked at most mainstream comedy clubs are slightly less Than the chances of North Korea commissioning their own version of under cover boss

Yeah, you had it but Cardiff took it who the fuck filmed this by the way It looks like they're trying to film the Sun. They're trying to melt him They white balance it properly. No, I don't think they did. Okay, it's color correction of post maybe Just the same Kim Jong-un visits a factory and each episode ends with them ordering the systematic execution of all his employees. This episode has been brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and Cardiff Electric's new YouTube at Cardiff Elect. Go there now, please. Subscribe to sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. I love how point we always are watching the every time we're all just like, here comes Sugary Coyote got that one right with be very good.

Oh man, sugary. Hell yeah. He says, well, you deserve it. You earned this one sugary coyote. What a show. What a fun show we had today. I wanna thank the great Vinny Paulino for being here, not trucker Andy, that was Vinny Paulino the entire time. Surprise. Vinny, where can people find you?

You can find me at thecreepoff.com and you can find Carl and I on the WATP YouTube channel and the Creep Off YouTube channel every Monday at one o'clock for the Creep Off. That is correct. We do stream live 1 o'clock for the creep off that is correct We do stream live 1 o'clock Eastern on Mondays, but you can watch it anytime thereafter. We leave it up We're not one of these shitheads who pull it down and make it go behind the paywall. That's correct Can I tease Monday by the way? Yes, so Mondays gonna be a big one for us. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got a special guest

Not only that it's gonna be a someone spinning the wheel on Monday Yes, so we're tied for four but on top of that it is going to be a three-way dance, son Beautiful Brian Johnson coming back to the show Steve Dave will be there with us and ladies and gentlemen the category. It's wild card Oh, could you smoke them if you got them kids? See on Monday would be anyone check out the creep off wherever you listen to podcasts or if you want to come on YouTube and sign up, just hit subscribe. So you get the notifications and you see when we're live or when we have new episodes up. And if you do want to get behind the paywall, we do more bonus shows and any other show out there.

Every Friday we're on there doing a bonus show for you. We have a Creep Off Hall of fame show coming up soon. We have voting going on right now. That's right. The voting is going to close. Believe it or not, in the lead, Woke Dad. People want Woke Dad in the creep off hall of fame. I can't imagine why.

He is a creep. I mean, there's people like Jerry Lewis on that list. I know. He certainly is a creep. All right, we're gonna hit some internet news and then we have some voicemails and we'll see you after the news. Internet news with Lucy Typebox from Patreon moratorium on Morrissey informs us Sam Hyde is just anti-Coffman for zoomers. Brandon from Georgia shares. I'm a big Sam Hyde fan. Maybe Harlan comes off better here,

but this is at least the most interesting way this show could have gone. Kumquat diff TV tuning scoffs. You've never heard green out? Come on, Carl. Brilliant Orange calls hypocrisy. Carl, you have Star Wars toys. Timothy McDonald is satiated.

Finally, some more broken skull. It's been too long. Farmry Todd demands, buy some decent tires you cheap ass. Blart Sampson, John didn't have the game that Harvey Weinstein did. Yeah, no shit. Harvey propositioned young starlets with a starring role in a movie and John might get some chick on the Stephanie Miller show. Andre Gunnar Hawks and Opines. It's so cute watching Stut Jo play sound engineer.ie notes horny Stut Joe can't help himself Hope nobody secretly records him from Facebook Nick Thomas reports on Hulk Hogan's passing We lost a real American today guys Bridget Gonzalez ads and creep off Hall of Famer more impressive

Brian Walker is concerned someone Someone check on Vinnie! Ion Force mourns. Not the Hulkster! Man, this is sadder than that time Ozzy died. Sean Whitcomb reposts the news of Trisha Paytas naming her newborn Aquaman Moses. Tyler Householder points out, The baby's name will sadly be the least messed up thing she does to that kid. John Cerny is stumped. How'd she get laid? That fat body falls into Missionary Impossible territory. And from YouTube, Eric Redliftson offers, Opie has added impressions to his comedy arsenal. For a minute, I thought

my neighbor turned on his lawn sprinkler. But no, that was Opie doing that. Jacob Eggleston is suspicious. Carl musing about talking to the load in his mouth is way too specific. Jay Ams is outraged. The absolute balls of asking for change with a beach view from your house. Dennis Hyde points out, he's not using shampoo this summer,

but he's still using mouth dye. Jorge Marquez, he's not using shampoo because he's broke. Old Dead Memes has a theory. His wife left after the grape fight and he's been Imagining ever since and two pistols plays us out with stop it guys. I think Opie sounds fabulous Lucy tight box everyone if you're watching live and you live in Rochester or any of the surrounding suburbs will be in Fairport at 6 o'clock today That's why we're doing this early today. Yeah, come see the isotopes. I don't think I said that We're performing in the isotopes producer Chris myself Lucy tight box and the rest

Here's some voicemails. Then we'll get out of here boner guy has some information on Cock-off the what yeah, we were talking abouter guy has some information on cock off. The what? Yeah, we were talking about what does that mean to cock off? Hello, Carl. Love you. Love the show. Just phoning in with my hot takes, perhaps on some idiomatic phrases. Cock off is definitely not a British phrase. You've got piss off, fuck off, or do one that you've probably not heard before. That one's super dumb. And then to green out, never heard that,

but I've heard of whiting out in the same context of having smoked or consumed too much marijuana. And it makes more sense because you do tend to go rather white and then sort of feel sick and you know, all the rest of it for the new pot handler and um but even so it wouldn't make me forget to vote for you every week at the creep off.com I feel always turn it on and you're going to win as well you're going to win I know you are yes you got to win spinny winnie yes spinny winnie sorry hashtag vinny spinny bye spin spinning Vinny indeed. Thank you. Boner guy. Love you buddy.

Ronnie and Syracuse. Hey Carl. I'm in Syracuse. Love you. Love the show. Let's see some midweek show. You guys are talking about Billy Joel on film. I happen to watch that. I'm a huge bill and Joel fan like Adam said, you know, being from the New York area. But the, there was one thing that I noticed that Bill talked about in the past, that he listens to music on iPods.

That's correct. iPods that he has to search the internet to find, presumably eBay, because otherwise, it's not his music. He thinks that everything that you do, if you don't do it on a hard drive-based device, is automatically going to be screaming. So I just wanted to put that out there. You guys do what you want with it and gotta go.

Bye. We covered it, Roddy. Thank you. It's pretty dumb. Pretty, pretty, pretty dumb. Don't these multi-millionaire celebrity guys have like young people who will help them and assist them in life?

Yeah, but Bill keeps hitting on them and they leave Right, so that's as far as he got was I could I could teach you how to put all those phones all those songs on your Phone or we could fuck the latter. Yeah, who is he the governor of New York? Hey show me how this Twitter works What if I come over do you set up my phone for me? Yeah, you're right. I'll be down here. Fucking creep.

So, Rechards, I guess you think the entire world revolves around Rochester, New York or something. But yes, greening out is definitely a thing. Carl, here's a word that non-Boomer stoners use, as we know you hang out with all the antique old fox. Tainted. Is practically the same thing, but that's it. Yeah. So regionally, depending on where you're at, it's different. It's like every fucking thing else, you morons.

Just because you've never heard of words doesn't mean they don't fit years in our country. God, you're fucking dumb. Right. Make some good points. I can't believe the controversy this has created. Did I come out and go, that's not a thing? There's no such thing as greening out? Or did I go, I've never heard of that? And I asked around if other people had and no one else did either. If you're greening out, man, go to thecreepoff.com and vote for Vinny. This fucking guy's got a one track mind.

I just don't know. Do I come across like I know it all? Is that what's going on? Yes! Yes! Opinionated? is that what you're saying all right that's the wrong question last one hey Carl and guest just listening to the Harrison Young topic time episode with Adam and they talked about getting an interview with the Asian woman in that film. I actually helped work on that film and I know who that is. Unfortunately, the woman is dead.

Yeah, suicide by cop. It was a mess. Alright, well. That's how a lot of Asian women go, unfortunately. Suicide by cop? That's how a lot of Asian women go unfortunately. Suicide by cop? Yeah, unfortunately that's one of the leading causes of death for young Asian women. Is that killing or is that murder? Well, I know that in China when the second one is born, the cops come by.

That's true. Well, they used to be that way. I wouldn't call that a suicide. They've figured it out since then. Oh, that's good. Yeah. I gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. Bye. I Gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go

A plane is hit right rewatch at Carly Oh mom Just do it I gotta go. . Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I'm an asshole. Okay, bye. Have Fridge 5, remember?