Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep644 - Fight the Beast

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

Heather Nielsen helps guys who are addicted to porn and masturbation. She has a YouTube show, a book, online courses, and she works with these guys one on one. The problem is she’s beautiful. So every client wants to bang her. After 6 years of celibacy she decides to change courses in the most drastic way possible! Trucker Andy joins the show to discuss the concept of “if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.” Tom Myers was absolutely destroyed on a recent appearance on MLC and for some reason Tom posted it on his channel! Keanu and Tookie went head to head on MLC this week and Kevin Brennan decides to offer Geno money to punch me at Chrissie Mayr’s Content Hotel in September. Jesse Lee Petersen is a conservative talk show host who puts Matan Even and Adam Friedland on the “hot seat.” We finish up Stuttering John’s second episode on Stephanie Miller’s happy hour show and check out an interview John did in 2020 with huge Howard Stern fans. Stick around for Internet News and your voicemails. Subscribe to Andy’s show - https://www.youtube.com/@AllApologiesPodcast  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a suggestion from the review suggestions channel in our discord. We both listen separately. We've not discussed it which is beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Heather Nielsen and I'll read you a one sentence description of the show. Fight the Beast provides help to heal pornography, masturbation, and sexual addictions. masturbation and sexual addictions. I went back and watched a show about relapsing, you know when you stop jerking it. Oh, you watched the same one. Oh, is that the one you checked out too? Yeah, okay. Okay, so this is about a month ago that Heather put this episode out and she explains how you know if you've relapsed. What constitutes as a relapse when you're doing porn or sexual addiction recovery or no fap?

Let's dig into it. Gee, it seems pretty cut and dry to me. Well, if you're doing porn recovery, I guess it'd be like watching porn. And if it's no fap, it'd be like fapping, if you might guess. I wonder if she's made more than one episode about this, because this does not look like the one that I watched.

Oh, all the episodes are about the same. Yeah. So this is the answer to that question. The short answer to this question is ultimately whatever you think is a relapse. Oh, so that was right then. It's watching part of Jerkin' Off. All right, cool. In that case, I've never relapsed. Well, I don't know why I need this program if she's going to be like, do you want me

to tell you what it is? It's whatever you think it is. Okay. Yeah. Do I need to watch more of this? I will. Let's give an example of what this might be. So let's say your goal is to not masturbate and you do masturbate. Obviously that's a relapse. Onto a guy? Jesus Christ, that was the worst example. I'm learning so much now. She really does spell it out, doesn't she? It's not that fancy mumbo jumbo that you hear from other self-help gurus. She just says it like it is. I'm going to play a couple more clips from this because it's just so rapid fire.

The way she edits her show, it's just she gets out like one sentence at a time and then it's a cut to the next sentence and just kind of goes and goes and goes and so This I am perplexed by or if you're quitting porn Maybe you don't look at a sex video But you find yourself watching things on Instagram that are pretty close to it There's things are pretty close to porn on Instagram. I assume everyone speeds like my just skateboarding cute animals now. You could jerk off to that.

I'd be upset with myself. AI just keeps creating these sexy cats. I don't know. It's pretty close to pornography. So this Heather woman, a little background on her, she saved herself from marriage. feet. So this Heather woman, a little background on her, she saved herself for marriage. She got married when she was 18, and then quickly divorced. And then again, no sex, found another man, got married, and then divorced. She's twice divorced. She's like 30 or 31 years old. And what we're watching right

now, she has been celibate for six years at this time And so she is a coach and a teacher who helps you also never nut She's she's the never professor never nut butter Say twice divorced and this I'm like why is what is she doing? Why is she doing this? And then we find out One of the most important factors in successful recovery is writing these things down if you want to be successful and avoid relapses You have to have a written game plan So if you are not in the online course or you don't have a copy of the book yet I recommend that you start that

program so that you can have all of these boundaries and goals written out for yourself so that there's no gray area and you can stay more disciplined and focused in the process. So I guess in order to write down goals I have to purchase a book? Can I just write down goals on a piece of paper I've laid around? A notebook or something I find if she does seem to cannibalize her own material How much can you talk about this one book? So we talked about it once. Let's talk about it again Let's talk about it again. And in my clip five, that's pretty much the same sentiment I recommend having that written down You know telling yourself two seconds of looking,

two seconds counts. Now if I don't immediately swipe, I'm gonna count it as a relapse. But you have to set that line for yourself, set that boundary. So you need to write down what counts as relapsing when you're doom scrolling on Instagram. Like if you watch a

Big titted woman on there for too long then you've relapsed okay because you wrote that down and Said that that counts as relapsing and I found this in Carl's office. It said Devil's three-way, that's gay, and it's a picture it looks it looks like the Ghostbusters symbol But it's a dick with a line through it. Yes, that's your line That's what I wrote down for myself. Yeah Well, it's funny you say that two seconds rule because she's she was very specific with this example now the really easy answer for Relapse on pornography is if you're looking at nudity for sexual gratification Whether it's a video whether it's pictures whether it's very very close to nudity if you're doing it for sexual gratification, whether it's a video, whether it's pictures, whether it's

very very close to nudity. If you're doing it for sexual gratification, that's a relapse. If there was a pop-up and you immediately closed it, that doesn't count. Oh, okay good. If you immediately close the pop-up, that doesn't count. So I guess two seconds is where we have to get to in order to write it down. If it pops up and you go, I don't want to see that internet, and you close it, then that's a victory.

But if it pops up and you're like, ooh, what's this all about? I, you know, I don't have time for the big tits, but now I'm obsessed with big tits. It's not my fault. It popped up in front of me. I wasn't looking for this shit. Then you failed. Well, this is something I've never had this problem before. But if you are just so backed up that you accidentally release due to any of the crazy

circumstances that can happen as a man, whether it's in your sleep or it was in the morning or it just happened or stuff just happens sometimes. I've heard some crazy stories. And if it's any one of those in accidentally just happened, that wouldn't count as a relapse as long as you didn't intentionally do anything mentally or physically to bring that on. Accidental release would be a good band name.

Yeah. An accidental release? I wanna start doing that. Because you're so backed up She talking about I think of Randy Marsh when he was forced to quit porn because no one could log on Well, I just keep putting water into this water balloon everything's gonna be fine, right? Yeah, until the mail lady shows up and hands me asked me to sign for this Accidentally release sorry ma'am

All right, what else do you have Andy that's her giving us a useful advice for not touching ourselves Well, you can't it's not just about not ejaculating. It's about not even being not just about not ejaculating. It's about not even being hard. And in clip six, it called us, what's the deal with edging? Now let's talk about edging a little bit, because we get a lot of questions about edging. Edging is basically the idea of touching yourself a little bit, but not climaxing, not finishing.

It's a really dangerous habit that I highly recommend you don't do. Reason is it's going to create more arousal, which arousal creates semen production, which creates pressure, which creates urges, tension, and can cause problems with your equipment, so to speak. All this talk is making me hot. Yeah, it's actually not all that bad. So the thing that we haven't pointed out yet is how attractive this woman. Yeah, she's a smoke show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I'm watching this I'm going well. You know you're telling people not to have sex

I think someone else should be giving this message. Yeah, or at least wear a mud mask and curlers Yeah, yeah, she's looking really fucking good. Yeah, keep telling me not to edge and could you also Tell me how small my dick is and you know like people there's certain people that are into this yeah, so then I Guess she had an epiphany, so she's a very religious woman. That's why she had this thing where no sex until marriage and She talks about not even make it out with guys It's the craziest thing and And I guess, so that that episode is actually a little over a month ago. One month ago, she decided to end her celibacy. And she explains that today's the day I guess the day I share why I ended six years of celibacy,

uncomfortably revealing that to a lot of people and sharing with you what I've personally learned from five years of coaching men in porn and sexual addiction recovery. When I tell you I don't want to be making this video, I don't want to be making this video. But as a teacher, a coach, and an influencer, I feel like it's my responsibility to be authentic and to share what I really feel. There are things in my book that I disagree with now and I need to address that. The problem is I can't do that without sharing personal information that I don't really want people in my book that I disagree with now and I need to address that. The problem is I can't do that without sharing personal information that I don't really want people in my personal life to hear. So if you happen to know me personally, maybe move along. I was I just found out about this book and I hear it's chock full of lies.

Yeah, I'm not gonna purchase it then. I thought there was help for somebody like me. What the fuck? What kind of self-help person comes out? Just goes yeah that book I wrote boy. That was really off What you want to do is buy this? This book that's called it diddle yourself from time to time It's such a crazy tack to take as well when you look at The the animal kingdom and just monkeys jacking it at the zoo and whatever dogs are pumping inanimate objects. There's a sex drive that's built into biological people and to think that your book is going to convince people to shut it down.

It's so arrogant and wrong headed. Well, it is. And she didn't realize that, which is nice, but there was a reason why she felt that way. As you may know, I come from a strong religious background where I literally did nothing sexually wrong. No, no sleeping around, no fooling around, no touching outside of marriage for 30 years. I never even masturbated or watched porn in my entire life I don't like that she says 30 years there, you know it's like yeah Well, you definitely shouldn't be sleeping around with your eight

She she's like 30 yeah When I was zero I was pretty good about it, too Are you Zero. Yeah, right. I was pretty good about it, too. Yeah, yeah. I utilitarian let my husband mount me, and I did my wifely duties so that I could parent father, he could father a son and then leave me because it's just like the only time we have sex is if we're gonna have a kid. Who would sign up for that? Another religious freak would sign up for that, I would imagine. Oh, she is pretty hot

I don't know. Maybe. Wait till we get to the latest video. Well, listen to this Well that marriage ended a few years later and this time I thought hmm Maybe it was the making out and I decided not to even kiss until I was engaged Well, I learned you shouldn't trust men and I ended up getting engaged a little faster than you probably should got remarried and then divorced again How do you engage it with a girl you've never even kissed that's insane? I don't know I'm not gonna make out with you till we get engaged like fuck. I guess I go buy a ring that Jesus Turns out she doesn't know how to kiss

You don't make out I bet you're really good at it, you're right So yeah, so she talks about her her celibacy here And that was the start of my six years of celibacy and I literally did nothing Except a few makeouts at first it was difficult, but it got easier and eventually it just felt normal I didn't date a whole lot and what I did do was mostly long distance So it also made it easier in that time I founded my organization fight the beast and wrote a book about porn and sexual addiction and learning to basically conquer those urges and

Live in monk mode, but as the years of coaching went on I started to realize I don't really think this is super healthy for men. Do you think? Guys on ejaculately for years is probably unhealthy. Jesus Christ. I keep snapping at all my coworkers. I got fired five times. I've murdered four people. It's like if I wrote a book about recovering froming from heroin. I've never done it. Yeah

Don't sound like a good idea. Yeah, there you go. I'll just tell other people just like yeah Yeah, push through you're not gonna feel great for a few days, but you'll get there fight the urge fight the urge That's the name of the book all right, so she realizes that healthy for men to go into monk mode and not do anything and She did cuz priests and religious people have never you know oh, yeah, no it always works on awful things Urges yeah, but really what it all comes back to is just the the guilt the religious guilt And I started to feel almost a little bit of guilt. Maybe I'm wrong about this You felt guilty for telling guys that to jerk off?

Yeah, you should. That's a very mean thing to do to people. You're a very cruel woman, for being honest. And so she finally diddled herself the other day. She wasn't a mess. Now, one of the immediate effects that I noticed was my health. And it dramatically changed for the better. Problems I had been having for six

years disappeared almost overnight. And quite frankly, that led me to the conclusion of I will never go without this in my life ever again. If my body and my mind and my spirit are all aligned and responding positively to something, that is as close as I'm going to get to truth. And my uterus said, no more abst abstinence and so that led me to masturbation My vagina said no more dryness Well, what a journey you're hot right there It's this person inside Yeah, hopefully she's built this entire career like she coaches feels just client

She talks about it all about not touching herself. She's like by the way, I just touch myself fucking great about not touching yourself she's like by the way I just touched myself it's fucking great yeah listen to what she learned and what did I learn from that well I learned that most of my partners had no idea what they were doing it actually wasn't as difficult as I thought and in a way that boosted my confidence and made me feel a lot better about myself I'm still low-key against toys maybe that'll change someday I don't know but in in these experiences I decided if I can do it myself, cool. If I can't, call it quits. Yeah, baby steps. I'm the toy. We're not gonna get to the butt plugs just yet. Give it a minute. Turns out guys that you never allow to go down on you are bad at going down on you. You've been given any opportunity to get good at it.

She goes most of my partners were terrible. She's had two husbands. Yeah, so what does she tell you wouldn't fuck you right? Yeah, that's kind of To expect actually there's this older movie called Pleasantville. Have you ever heard of it? It's William H Macy's yeah, and the whole movie's in black and white oh, yeah, and nobody everybody's just it's all buttoned up and leave it to be Ver because nobody's jerking off and then I think it's Reese Witherspoon Go like gets into this leave it to beaver television show and starts blowing the whole basketball team and suddenly the movies in color Because everybody's coming and it's it's changing their lives Reese Witherspoon kind of that And that's what's happening to this woman. Yeah, kind of looks like Reese Witherspoon, yeah, it's it's happening to this woman. Yeah, who kind of looks like Reese witherspoon

Yeah, it's it's incredible that she finally diddle herself. I didn't realize the error of her ways And now she feels bad. I stopped beating my kids I know a lot of people look up to me morally and spiritually and expect me to guide them through Abstinence and monk mode, but I feel like I just can't do that anymore Instead I want to focus on healthy sexuality, both with yourself and others. Instead, I want to jack it on the internet. Spunk mode. So she goes six years never touching herself and teaching other people to never touch themselves, and then she does it and she goes, well, this is actually really good and I feel better,

my health is improved. She went through a list of things and help her with arthritis. Yeah. You're supposed to do this kind of thing. And fast forward two weeks after this and what's the one she's up to already. After five years of teaching porn and sexual addiction recovery, I created and launched an only fans. That decision has hurt a lot of people tremendously People have told me that they had panic attacks that they've cried that they felt sick that they were shaking and I feel Terrible about that, but I need you to trust me in a way understand that this decision was made very very carefully Really? Understand that this decision was made very very carefully Really the people are shakers. I get to see you naked finally

Do anybody look up our only fans? Honestly, I did but it wanted you to put in a card number, and I'm not doing that But I wanted to see like I probably could have done it would have been a business right off Yeah, I think about it. Well. There's we can always do a post board about this one Yeah, I just saw that whatever the title page is like sitting there in some kind of like red I think about it well. There's we can always do a post board about this one yet I just saw that whatever the title page is like sitting there in some kind of like red nightie Is this fucking crazy this would run a book and an online courses about not touching yourself this is fast-forward She's an only fans account is a fucking grift, and we'll get into why but it's only fans

I it's it's not a grift unless you're not giving people what they pay for Well, let's find out this like when striper became satanic Back she's still selling the Older method and she's like if this is working for you, and you like never like feeling good then keep doing that It's like come town They leave their patreon up. They're like we're not gonna do any one new episodes. We want to keep giving us money We'll take it. It's like yeah, fine. I'm not hand over some money

So yeah, this is Why she's making the news right here is because we are now Ten days into her only fans as of today, so this all just happened, but let's find out Why she had to create an only fans account after being against So this all just happened. But let's find out why she had to create an only fans account after being against porn for all that time. But the last five years have changed me and the first rule of survival is adaptability. We are in a new world and we are playing new games. And if I want to truly help people heal in a world gone crazy, I have to be willing to change. The world's fault, which is society's fault. Good question

to the chat. Blurred or unblurred butthole. See, this is the research I needed to do. And I let you down. I apologize for that. And you watch what the most recent episode of she's talking about her only fans. Correct. She's been on there for 10 days and she's learned so much. So what are the big takeaways from having your own OnlyFans channel in clip two? What OnlyFans is actually all about? Which was my whole point in doing this, by the way.

I'm about 10 days into this content creation journey. What's really interesting is first of all, OnlyFans is about the connection. There's free butt pictures all over the freaking internet. OnlyFans is a lot more about connection. People want to talk to you, they wanna get to know you as a creator. They want to feel like they have a relationship with you.

Yeah, that's not good. That's a parasocial relationship. Yeah, I know. That's actually worse than jerking off to strangers, to be honest with you, because you're going to fuck up some guy's head with that. Oh yeah. Right. I thought it was about unfuckable losers getting to look at your butthole, but apparently it's about connections.

It's not always about you, Andy. Yeah. Stop making it about yourself. The clip that got lost in the mail was her saying oh so many more people are paying attention to me now Because more people care about what I'm doing on only fans than recovering from what I'm doing on only fans You don't say yeah, so go figure right so she's cracked the code But it seems like what she's doing is letting you show up with your pants off and then saying why you got your pants off Oh, no, she's holding people kind of sort of but

Let's here in clip 3 if you're going to only fans for recovery Like everyone has a reason for being on there It's not like we have a bunch of people that are just sitting around hating themselves now Are there people that might get on and then feel guilty? Yes, but I actually am having recovery conversations with those people. So the people that feel like that's not what they want for their life, they're open about that. What are you talking about?

She's like, a lot of my clients who I was telling not to touch themselves are now going on my OnlyFans and touching themselves and they feel good about it. I'm like, great. Still giving me money money I'm a hero Problem solved that probably created. I just solved it for you And so I mean some people are on there feeling bad about themselves and some people are there for recovery And some people are just spamming in the chat stick a finger in your ass stick a finger in your ass stick a finger in Your ass

It's like not what people go to OnlyFans for. Well, unfortunately, she fought the hard fight against the porn industry, but she did not win it. The first one is that the porn industry simply isn't going away. We can't go back in time. There's no getting rid of this. We can only learn to adapt.

Most people have already had their brains significantly rewired through multiple partners, a lot of porn consumption, and there's just no going back. It would be great if we were all virgins when we married our high school sweethearts or our first date college boyfriend, girlfriend, and we lived happily ever after, but that's just not the case anymore. Why would that be great? You tried that, it failed miserably. You got a divorce and then you got a dad got another divorce. Why is he like would it be great?

We all were virgins. So we got married. No that actually didn't work out. Well, remember? Yeah I like though the idea that the porn industry there's no going back. You can't beat him join them, right? Yeah, it's a good motto to have in life But and that is what she's saying she's I watched another video that in clip because I had so many fucking clips where she's talking about well There's some kinks that are maybe not so healthy so what I'm gonna try and do is Rewire your brain to be into a more healthy kind of kink over here You know instead of so I gotta like on buttholes So maybe maybe you can listen to me pump up your self-esteem while I'm

Spitting on a butthole. You know it's like You gotta like what she likes. She thinks she's reinventing the wheel and clip for her. She thinks that she's like a respectable Version of what people are doing on only fans hmm, so that's one of the things I guess I didn't realize about the porn industry is it's not like I'm hypnotizing people and forcing them on there. No, they're seeking connection and they're seeking from connection from a person that they like and can you know hopefully respect. Hopefully I think people respect me slightly more than the average chick on there but...

They don't. You hear that, Keanu? Shots fired right there. I'm sorry but just because cuz you have an only fans account doesn't mean you're an expert on the porn industry Definitely not yeah, I would say ten days that you know nothing about to learn And when you guys were saying oh she's had look at these years and the Look, I'm okay with that if I open up only fans Scroll to the next one. I would not complain about those ears for one second. Yeah, I would just hold on to those ears. Let's go Dumbo. Handlebars.

Can I ride Dumbo tonight? All right, well, yes, she does not want to be judged. Obviously she wants to be respected. Don't shame me for what I'm doing. If you don't like it, don't participate, but don't make me the villain. How easy is that, huh? You just tell people how to live their lives out this time and then you go completely 180 on it I'm not going to do it. Don't shame me for what I'm doing. If you don't like it, don't participate but don't make me the villain. How easy is that,

huh? You just tell people how to live their lives all this time and then you go completely 180 on it. You're just like, whatever man. Yeah. Leave me alone. You do you. Yeah. You were the one telling me how to live my life now. Now, I'm not

allowed to. What? Yeah. So, this is why I, she made the move in my, well, aside from realizing that masturbating is fun, I think this is a big reason why she made the move in my well aside from realizing that masturbating is fun i think this is a big reason why she made the move everyone always asks how often do your clients fall for you how often do they develop emotional attachments too often okay that's the honest answer i didn't want to face it before i didn't want to accept it we all knew it was true from the very beginning it's painful it makes me sad all right so it turns out that these people she was trying to help who masturbate too much were like falling in love with her because they don't get

attention from pretty girls and they're paying this woman for attention. And she went, huh, I wonder if I could get those same losers who are super pathetic to follow me over to only fans. And I've gotten off calls and just wanted to cry because I tried to be strong on the call and I was like, no, keep going

like don't do anything like you got this and just knowing that like they're dying inside because their biology, their soul, their spirit craves that feminine beauty craves that feminine love and there's no one to give it to them. Oh, is cuckoo bananas. I am in love

I didn't like the version of her that doesn't have sex. So do anything this person. I'm actually enjoying now Yeah, I she seems like a good time. Yeah, she should dress up like a nun Or Catholic schoolgirl, maybe In my clip five it turns out she's a hooker with a heart of gold I'm honestly really loving it because it does actually provide some connection for me. For me, it's not just a cash grab. If you were on any of my live streams, you'd see that I'm like, literally, please do not tip.

You're tipping too much. Stop. I'm not there to hustle people. Reverse psychology. I don't think that I'm doing it in some dark, creepy way. I feel like, I don't know. I feel like the way I'm doing it in some like dark creepy way. I feel like I don't know I feel like the way I'm doing is just fundamentally different and you guys can be like, oh no, she's taking her clothes off. Okay I've reinvented diddling myself on only fans. That's so dumb right there. I even tell people not to tip me so much money Wow You really are one of the good ones. Yeah, fuck yourself. Yeah, I'll keep jerking off

It's okay such bullshit right there. Um so you're a prostitute now. Yeah, I don't charge very much stupid That's actually worse yes, I would hope you'd make a ton of money on oldie fed You're a very attractive woman with like 6,000 subs on YouTube. I should point out It's not like a wildly popular channel talking about not jerking off. It's going to get more popular. You're saying people don't want to hear about that? It's probably going to get more popular now, especially with this message.

I love men. I love sexuality. I love masculinity. And while I don't think that masturbating to porn is the right path for any man, I also don't see it as maybe the end of the world anymore. Oh, so for $12.99 a month, it could not be the end of the world anymore. Believe me, most men would prefer to get their dicks sucked by a woman and not have to masturbate and be addicted to masturbating. So if you want to offer that

service, you'd probably be very successful as well. That would be very helpful for the whole world, honestly. Heather, let's talk about that. I'll be your agent, AKA Pimp. What else did you talk about in the most recent episode, Andy? The chat and her old guard of people that were on board with the previous messaging being upset with what she's doing now in clip seven. This is owning the dm haters I ask almost every guy that dms me like when was the last time you relapsed?

When was the last time you watched adult content? Oh, baby. I'm relancing right now. Oh So three days ago you wanted this Shit, so she's shaming them when they go what the fuck now you're you're diddling yourself on only fans He's like yeah, well, I bet you are jerking off to everything. Yeah, I guess Yeah, what you're jerking off But you jerk off so that's why clip eight is called hypocrisy police, okay There's a thing the men who don't watch are like hmm. I don't know if I agree with that girl's choices, but whatever doesn't affect me And the men who are watching are either supportive or super angry cuz they're like, oh what a whore you're a horrible person

Dude, like be real you're watching this stuff too. You're interacting with it too. That's why you're so angry Jesus she's already at the moral high ground.. Oh, how'd you pull that off? I know rewind to the last three years of your life We're telling every fucking guy on the internet that there were horrible people for beating off I was gonna spin like this since Erin Ipholts show like wow How do we get here so quickly? It'd be amazing if like your AA sponsor one day is just like we can crack a little beer during the game though If like your AA sponsor one day just like we can crack a beer during the game though

Three beers are in a football game right come on girl get over here So bizarre but you told me was but you said but I thought and I wrote the workbook and I wrote down my goals You lied to me well in clip 10 it turns out it was a very intelligent marketing strategy. My highest click-through rate video of all time is the one that just went viral on Recovery Coach to OF. Most of my click-through rates on my recovery focus videos are like 2%. That one when I just checked it, 23% of viewers on that video are clicking on that freaking link It just says to me like what the society has come to what people feel like they need in their life porn is a symptom of a need

No one told me there was gonna be posting It's like that meme of the guy looking at the two buttons and one says never jerk off and the other one says go to only fans And it's like what are you gonna press of course the click-through rate on going to only fans is higher than the link to your Book about never jerking off it turns out I'm even better at playing with myself that I wasn't not playing with myself. You don't say good for you I would think If I just started jerking off jerking off, and I'm like two and a half weeks into it, okay I wouldn't think I'd be like I gotta get a webcam in here

Crazy Good on her though any any other clips on here Andy nah that's good all right I like what she's up to I do too she's a smart owning it she's having fun and I wonder if she regrets the previous six to ten years of her life where she's making up for it yeah well she definitely does because as she said she grew up super religious and now she has no religion in her life at all. She talked about that.

She's just like, yeah, I had an epiphany. I'm like, what am I fucking doing? Why would a guy in the sky give a shit if I'm orgasmic or not? Which is probably a good way to go for her. She seems like she's having a good time. Tom Myers posted a video. Oh, you know what? I have a stinger for this, don't I? You know, it's no different than, you know, a police officer running to the scene of a crime

or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I want to remind everyone, the reason why we have that stinger is because of an interview that Tom did with a local Baltimore newscast in which he answered this question this way. Gator and you say some of your jokes though have gotten you into a little bit of trouble. Right. So why keep telling them?

Not because it's my job. You know, it's no different than, you know, a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. You know, Mort Saul was blacklisted by Hollywood because he kept bringing the he kept talking about the Warren Commission report on stage Lenny Bruce kept having obscenity trial after obscenity trial George Carlin's one of his bits was taken to the United States Supreme Court Wow so you know I'm not

really doing anything not doing anything different, you know We don't deserve this is what he's saying here. I love that it has to be a heroic Profession. Mm-hmm. And you're not comparing yourself to a garbage man. I mean, that's what they do They deal with trash all day and your act is trash. So it's more of an apt comparison Well, why does it have to be a fireman on 9-11? Well, okay, so this is the beauty of this. The reason why I played that clip to refresh your memory is that someone sent it to Kevin Brennan. And Tom Myers goes on Kevin Brennan's show, MLC,

and Kevin goes, why are you comparing yourself to firefighters? And for some dumb fucking reason I can't figure out, I got this video off of Tom's page. Tom took his appearance at MLC where they're out clowning him for comparing himself to a firefighter or police officer. And Tom put this up so that we could all see it. It starts with the super chat.

Uh, Mr. Rapey Ray, ever see the tip of clip of Tom saying his job is no different than being a fireman? That I would say that I'm rapey Ray that I, that I don't recall saying rapey Ray doesn't fucking fudge the numbers. Tom's first thing I don't think I would say is I don't remember saying anything like that. So let's hear what Tom's explanation. Cause all of a sudden he remembers, oh yeah, I did say, say that, but he's got a good reason for it.

Okay, Tom, here you go. Here's a chance to revisit it. Correct, correct. How would you think your job is no different than being a fireman? I don't think that. Well, I think the clip was from a local news interview that I did years ago where the reporter asked me why would you do jokes about this or that kind of thing and I just said

you know it's like why does a police officer or a firefighter do what they do? It's like it's their job like that kind of thing. I'm basically just doing a job which is getting laughs. Oh, okay. You take forever to say nothing Oh, okay. So it's just like you said Andy. He could have just said garbage man picking up the garbage You know, there's just the first profession that came to his head. And so that's why he said that I was trying to seem cool On TV. Yeah. Well, and then then he explains further which times should really just stop talking at this point And then he explains further, which Tom should really just stop talking at this point. So I never said that my job was like a police officer or a firefighter. Everything is being taken out of context, misquoted, and posted on Reddit, which is the home of being taken out of context.

Nice try. Yeah. Look at him. They're all like, hold on. Hey, God, I got the clip right here. Of course he has the clip right there. Tom, yeah, look at them. They're like hold on. Hey God, I got the clip right here Of course he has the clip right there Tom you've walked right into the rain into it Yeah, that's all take out a contact. I didn't say that people out right in there saying I said that and so You don't hang the wrong

Later on he'll be like I never said it was out of context right so they play the clip and This is great Tom Myers on telling jokes. It's no different than a firefighter running to a burning building I mean, what are you fucking idiot? I never said that that is I was My wife is about to talk to you So they pull up the clip they play the, and then he's still denying it after they just played it. I mean, we, I got the clip in less than a minute. Once you said, you never said that.

But I never compared, I never compared myself to a firefighter or a police officer. You just did. When you do use the words, it's kinda like, or you know, like, that is, I would say, comparison. I mean. Well, your face is weird, too. We're off your side. Yeah, we're trying, we're rooting for you. Yeah, we're rooting for you.

Tom put this on his channel. This is insane. That mug is, unfortunately, he's the nicest guy on Heather Nielsen's OnlyFans. That face right there. Stevie Lou's not paying attention. Unfortunate he's the nicest guy on Heather Nielsen's only fans right there Stevie Lou's not pay attention. You know when you say it's kind of like that's not what he said he said there's no difference if you literally said it's no different than and You know no one on the show can pay any fucking attention, but so Tom actually gets excited that they're clowning him

This clip this is a good clip it is funny though speaking of clips But so Tom actually gets excited that they're clowning him Speaking of clips this is gonna get clipped I can sense it this I'll be back on W ATP in no time Yes, yeah, you don't want to use those four letters in a row on that show Cover does not like that but will just tightened up. Holy shit. Did anyone catch MLC last night? I heard about it I have some clips coming up and kind of not too happy with me I'm on this other shit list again. So So Tom's still trying to say that he was misquoted here like I didn't say you said it. We're watching it right now I said I was misquoted that you weren't

I said I was misquoted that you weren't and then the clip put in 9-eleven which made it that much more hilarious I agree on that. Yeah You were miss what do we watched you be quoted? You said there was no difference between you and being a being a cop or fireman saving lives But I never said I was like a cop never mind you did go It's no different than a than a cop or fire. Yeah, you said tons more cal bell says Tom is a worst responder Not bad god Tom really is a stupid guy. Yeah, he's still arguing this thing. He's been proven wrong God was that the clip what he said they featured 9-eleven was it like here's a clip of Tom set and then it cuts Twin towers exploding

So this is Tom is to turn this into him fucking with Aaron Imhold on steeltoe Because Tom thinks that he actually fucked with Aaron Imhold on steeltoe He still thinks this is a big victory for him. So since they're all making fun of him, he's got to go, yeah, but look what I did to Steel Tow. That clip when Aaron Imholte watched it because I was trolling him a couple months ago, he watched it. And that clip ended up making him completely spiral. Now, I don't remember Aaron Immold spiraling after watching a Tom clip I'd imagine he laughed a lot imagine. He did the same thing we're doing. Well, what a fucking idiot

What would he say? He's like a firefighter running into a burning building. We just a terrible stand-up And so they watched the clip a bunch more times. This goes on and on and on They keep bringing different people out of the show. They have Chad Zuma on the next day They're showing Chad the clip which which I was ready to pull that. It's like, oh, what's Chad's reaction? He said nothing. This is recent? Yeah, this just happened. People have been clowning this for years.

I know. Now you're only getting around to it? Chad Zumock? And Chad had no reaction to it at all. And Kevin keeps playing it over and over and over again during the show because he brings no prep work. This is just what he does. And after they play it again, Tom goes because he brings no prep work. That's just what he does. And after they play it again, Tom goes back to the steel toe thing. Most of all of this was the fact that this video about me was one of the things that made steel toe completely lose his shit.

Yeah, don't worry about steel toe. He's a disaster. Yes. Don't you have to worry about what's happening to him? He all his wives are fucking coke heads. I was live streaming at the time and I was up against him and I sent him some troll super chats and it was fun to just watch him spiral for a bit. And then he ended up. Why would he spiral from watching that? Right.

You're spiraling from watching it. I mean, it's, it's, I'm spiraling the best possible way This explains why Tom says shit like that. He's a little words mean yeah, right well. You're spiraling right now No, we're laughing at you. We're dunking on you right except for Chad Zumach who shows up It goes well. I'm kind of more of like a paramedic fireman There's nothing to say about this If there's nothing to say about this. No Frills delivers.

Get groceries delivered to your door from No Frills with PC Express. Shop online and get $15 in PC Optimum points on your first five orders. Shop now at NoFrills.ca. All right, so fast forward to last night on MLC, Keanu Thompson is on there and this is after we just did our episode of This Little Piggy and of course Keanu and Gino were out with Aaron Imholt at the 11th anniversary of the Steel Toe Morning Show, live show, comedy show at Stoney's in Rockville, Minnesota and we were watching some clips of what Keanu and Gino have been talking about since that show and also at the show. And the big issue, of course, is

the fact that Aaron's not allowed to talk shit about Kayla Roketa because of a harassment restraining order. And he's also not allowed to put on a show where other people talk shit about Kayla Roketa. That's part of it. Like he can't just allowed to put on a show where other people talk shit about Kayla or Kata That's part of it. Like you can't just have a guest on and let them talk Yeah, like a proxy which is what he did when he went on vacation to Florida he let Keanu and then Gino take over his show and Gino just went off on Kayla and so that's what Was the problem when he tried to get his plea deal and the judge saw that and went? Oh, you have no remorse for this revenge porn at all.

And you don't give a shit about the victim because you put this guy on and just let him go to town on her. So what does Aaron do? He brings them to this live show and lets Gino go off on Kayla Reketa. And even since the live show, he's going on everyone's show, he's called the Keanu show,

he called into BYB, we played on the bonus show we just did at WTP. Everyone's been covering this stuff. He's just unleashing on Kayla or Kada, which is you know Your buddy doesn't want you doing that Because it's not gonna look good for him and he still has to be sentenced for his felony and gross misdemeanor revenge porn case I don't know anything about the law. Is there any version of this where Gino starts becoming You know suffering some kind of legal ramifications for perpetuating this? You know, it's interesting because when it comes to public figures We can come on here and we can talk all sorts of shit about anyone who's putting themselves out there

Now Kayla has been on streams in the past. She had her own channel for a little while but she has made it clear. She is not a public figure. She wants nothing to do with this world. So, for someone to just go on and harass someone who's

just living their private life over and over and over again, I would think that, yeah, there could be a legal action that she could potentially take. Seems like it. Yeah, because it's harassment. Right. It's a real person raising a family of five kids, family

of seven. And Gino just can't stop calling her a whore. Oh, anyway, do we have any clips of him doing that? Because I'd love to see it. No, I didn't really want to play that on my show. But this is really funny, because Keanu's on with MLC and they're asking about her weekend hanging out with Aaron Imhol because the big news is that he paid them $3,000 to be his friends for the weekend because they stayed with them and everything and they did

that comedy show. I just loved Keanu's reaction to that question. It was very fun, but like also it's a lot to be there with these people from 2 pm and then do a show at 8 pm and then also hang out with Aaron but we are friends okay and so yeah I don't think three grand was like crazy. But that's the minimum you guys will do to hang out with Aaron next year, three grand. We would hang out with Aaron. What? No, it's a lot.

It is a huge thing. I mean, you're hanging out at a bar all day. Stop that big of a deal. We do it for three days with Hackamania. He crazed it. He's like. Yeah. So what Keanu is saying here, and not so subtly, We do it for three days with Hackamania. So what Keanu is saying here, and not so subtly, is that Aaron is not a fun guy to hang out

with. And spending a whole extra day of the weekend with him was a lot, she says. She'll do it for $3,000 bucks, but that doesn't say something that she wants to be doing. So you see Tukey's on the show, which is great. He doesn't last very long because he doesn't say the things that Kevin wants him to say. Kevin loves censoring people on his show. You have to agree with him.

You have to hate the people that he hates or else you're not allowed on the show. And I don't have MLC from last night because they always take it all down, but Patrick Melton was sniping it because he found out this was happening, that Tukey was on the show in Keanu. So Patrick just started watching it.

So we're going to watch Patrick watch it. Fortunately, there isn't a lot of interruptions. He mostly just lets it play, but you will hear some weird sounders and stuff that Patrick's doing to have a little bit of fun with that. But this is Brennan wants to start a fight between me and Gino after the episode of this little piggy last night. Are you and Gino going to have a problem with Carl and Catskills in a month from now? Because Carl has been talking a lot of shit about you guys.

I heard and honestly, as far as I'm concerned, he does have club fucking feet now. Wow! Wow! Before he didn't! The doctors fixed that. No! They fixed both of his feet? Oh, wow before he didn't the doctors fix that Both of his feet don't he have two club feet as a baby Yeah, but what do you think they made him walk around with club feet for 40 years and then finally he was like Oh, I guess I'm gonna get my feet fixed now

Keanu just regurgitates what she's heard people say. So she's like, are you mad at Carl? Yeah, and I think he's club-footed. Good one. Yeah, like you're not even understanding what you're saying. This is... You're like polio. I listened to the fucking thing today and I was like, eh...

I mean... Is Gino gonna come in hard like he came in hard at us when he sees Carl in September? Listen, I can't be... I'll pay him three grand to do it. Wow. Are you hearing this? Kevin is now trying to hire someone to beat me up. At three grand! Gino needs the money. What is it with him in three grand?

Well, I think it's because they were saying Aaron paid them the yeah, but you're right. That is how much John made to go Yeah, Kevin show there is something significant about that number for some reason. It's the magic number that no one will say no to This is this is gonna get crazy Because the hypocrisy of the show and I can't believe that they don't recognize it as it's happening. So Kevin just said, Hey, shouldn't Gino be pissed at Carl for talking all that shit? Shit talking. I play clips and I respond to them and I tell them that Gino's wrong. He has no idea what's going on. He keeps saying that Nick's bringing lawsuits against Aaron. There are no lawsuits. He doesn't understand the difference between criminal and civil. And I point that out

over and over again, because Gino keeps running his mouth without learning anything. So I'm not talking shit about anyone. I'm correcting the record for people who aren't well informed on these things. But Kevin will plant seeds like this. Carl's talking shit. Oh, Gino's gonna be pissed at Carl. He's talking about his wife. You know know He brings up in a little bit that I'm shit talking Gino's wife and all this Is a piece of shit, yes, but Gino should definitely take a swing at him you to turn the service of course Do it Gino Gino could win a lot of hearts. Yes. Over if I do it. Beating up Carl?

Probably here. I love Patrick's response to that. These guys live in this really small MLC world where Kevin's enemies are everyone's enemies. It's like, oh, someone beat up Carl. Everyone would cheer across the internet. Even Patrick's like, you think people are going are gonna be excited Carl getting beat up Right now I'm feeling like yeah, I don't know how many I got a lot of fucking really horrific and violent And bizarre messages today. Thank you Patrick Melton Okay, Troy Smith says he'll do it for two grand Thank you, Patrick Melton. Okay.

Troy Smith says he'll do it for two grand. Good to know, Kevin. You might want to get some other people bidding on this. So what we're about to hear now is Keanu's now complaining that she's getting weird messages from people. And it's because she's going to explain this, but I'll just let you know so it makes sense in the context. On this little piggy, last night,

Patrick Melton said over and over again throughout the two and a half hour long show that if you want to see nudes of Keanu Thompson, just type Keanu C. Thompson nude into Google and you will see all the nudes and she's masturbating. He goes through the list of the videos and the images that you'll see. He kept saying that over and over again.

The reason why he did that is because the final punchline of Keanu's comedy set in Rockville was that Melton is a gay pedophile. Now, when you call someone a gay pedophile, you might think that they might retaliate and let people know that you can find your nudes very easily on the internet using Google. But Keanu is now turning this into that.

Now she's a victim of this horrible thing that Patrick did by telling people they could Google something. What are you talking about? From who? No, for real, from his fans. I got a lot of fucking, it was because Patrick Melton, I guess in some sort of ploy to prove he's not a gay pedophile, Patrick Melton, I guess in some sort of ploy to prove he's not a gay pedophile, has been just like telling people to not only it was it was a bunch of Jason. Right. He told everybody to go to your Google your Keanu's butthole and you could see everything for free. I watched that clip today, Tukey. Go ahead, Tukey. that clip today, Tukey. Go ahead, Tukey. You can find your friend.

You're right, that does prove he's a gay pedophile. Told everyone to go see a woman's free pictures that are online that she put up herself. The other piece of context that needs to be pointed out during this is that Keanu wants to accuse Kevin of committing revenge porn against her because Kevin tweeted out naked images or a link to it I don't know the exact details, but Kevin very much promoted Keanu's nudes on the internet and

Keanu and Gino they fucking hated Kevin and vice versa now they're on the shows together. They're all bunnies again Kevin just like if you hate Shulie or if you hate me come on. We're friends. You could be on the show But this is crazy that Keanu's sitting there go. I can't believe Patrick Melton was promoting my nudes telling that to Kevin Brennan What if you just happened into the show and didn't know about the nudes at all so now I'm kind of promoting it to the audience as well right I know This is like stuttering job repeating my joke about its kids exact nauseam you're like I only said it once Online but listen I got not only listen I understand having an only fans a former only

Because I called him a gay pedophile and there are gay behind him. There is gay behind his eyes. I'm sorry. There is. She can't stop herself! She's sitting there going, I can't believe he's talking all this shit on this little piggy. That gay pedophile I know is definitely gay. Which do you want? Do you want people to stop harassing you? Or are you trying to escalate things? You know that shit that I keep saying about a guy That's not provable. He's saying all this shit. That is provable. Yes, the fuck he's pointing out facts Yeah, he's giving you words to type into a search bar And those words are

We don't repeat them here at W ATP Does that make him a bad person? Because You sound stupid on the day I get my sausage maker Yeah, I'm gonna lose my pie will lose my puppet channel JT in the discord says the Keanu C Thompson xxx works better I wouldn't know I'm not googling these things and apparently he could have gotten me this this episode of MLC I'll reach out to next time to a team. I like that. I would watch enjoy watching Patrick react to yes Yeah, it's like watching how uncomfortable karmic is getting about people saying What is it is it gay?

Wait gay is bad He's like do that so that was the craziest This shit with karmic and felicia were apparently they didn't have sex Thursday cuz he couldn't get it up But she blew him and then Friday they had sex Well first they didn't think they did but then they did and then Saturday at sex and Sunday at sex and Sunday he went down on her, but he never ejaculated the entire weekend and She was giving out all these fucking diesel if I hooked up with a chick and she's on MLC two days later Talking about my performance. What the fuck is going on here?

I thought we were friends the hell are you doing? So that this that's been a whole fucking wild thing going on and I still don't think they've had sex No, I don't think so the stories change and it's all very weird They're both very needy for attention and they both want to get on Kevin Brennan show. They both want to fuck over Pat Dixon I'm getting really deep right now Pat Dixon was on El Haribway show this morning. That's worth checking out as well You want to be a famous comedian, but you don't want people to take pictures of you. It's insane you say you're afraid Doesn't it creep you out? No, no, it wasn't the fucking like people sending me back my own only fans photos. That's fine Leave her alone? Everybody's posting that. You're just supposed to make fun of

her stuff that she has online. You're not supposed to bother her. Please don't message Kiki and harass her. It is insane that people do that. So as Patrick is saying this, telling people not to fuck with people for real, what they're saying on MLC is that she's been getting harassment and all of these people in a Discord somewhere talking shit about her or something like that. Yeah, I've been sending memes of Jay Leno saying, have you seen this?

Have you heard about this? With a link to her OnlyFans. You hear about this? You can Google it, it's Keanu T. Topp. It acts like that, did you see that? You heard about this? So yeah, so she's now the victim, as Patrick Patrick saw people not to do this. She's going yeah But guys he was talking about these things you could Google and now people are harassing it

Yeah, now people are directly messaging me and harassing me. I'm not saying that because of the HR. It's retarded to do that I've never endorsed doing that. I never encouraged doing that stuff Live your life enjoy this stuff for for entertainment and don't get too weird. These people use their words. How can people use their words against you? It's a problem. But when you use your words against someone else, everything's fine. It's fire with fire. Kind of silly that like people like they can't get to me. They're like, I'm like, I know that the photos exist. I'm not that's fine There you go. So what you're saying is you you're not bothered by this, but you want everyone to stop sending

a group of people that fucking send me messages saying that Jason scoop should have like finished the fucking job. Yeah, it's fucked up like you let me explain what that is Keanu's ex-boyfriend who beat her pretty good. She had like a broken wrist and shit. There's a police report He went viral recently we played on w ATS of this guy doing a Trump impression to Alec Baldwin and fucking with Alec We're outside of his house. That was the one that were blind. I was just like that's not cool, man He's right outside of his house. I'm like some of the streets of Manhattan What are you gonna do but that guy used to date Keanu and abused her. And so the messages Keanu's getting is, I wish he would have finished the job or whatever hilarious quips they were coming up with.

I don't know. I didn't write any. And... Great Trump impression, though. Pretty good Trump impression. I think he really got the demeanor down. And so this is what she's complaining about. And Tukey's point is, their words. They're not going to bring your ex-boyfriend back to harm you.

That's not what this is going to do It's just someone trying to fuck with you and actually took me some really good points coming up But I forgive you. That's fine So what hold on hold on? What does that do does that make it never said that that makes that I I think that they're a violent bunch of fucking losers Yeah, and you go around saying that people are gay and pedophiles so what's the big deal Wow to you that maybe I was a little bit creeped out that people were it but you're creeped out by everything you went to a comedy show and you're creeped out that people are taking pictures to be To be can't say pictures

No, no, we're not talking about I'm talking about I'm talking about during the weekend you claim that people were taking pictures But I'm saying I've seen it I've seen their fucking dis for crashing out just like Gina They say this over and over and over again. And today it was a flood of fucking Tookie Melted on purpose today was being extra Google Keanu's pictures blah blah blah He never said the message Keanu. He never gave out Keanu's number. Over and over on Tookey Soup today. You know what's going to make them stop going on a show like this and saying that it bothered you. That's going to make it stop. She's going to call it out

though. She's allowed to call it out though. No, no, you're not fucking understanding that what she is doing is making things much worse for her. It's the same thing with Aaron taking out the HROs against Melton and Nick. It's like, oh, this is just going to get way worse for you now. What are you doing? Just fucking ignore it. Move on. You know, like, no, you're supposed to shut up about it because she's calling it out. Stevie, you would you would talk about this if it was happening to you? I've actually had some similar issues to what exactly she's describing.

Right, and you shut up about it so that you don't bring more attention to it. I've shut up about people saying, like, yeah, Jason Scoop was right. He should have broken the promise. It's a guy in tax-breaking, dude. It's a guy in tax-breaking, dude. Tookie, the problem is it's not Melton saying it. It's all the Melton Loser fans that are going to go after Kiki.

It's not, it's not Melton's doing it on purpose because he's a pedophile hutchback. Wow. This is insane. What? This is fucking insane. Kevin Brennan just offered to pay a guy who I'm going to on September 5th $3,000 to slug me and then he goes and what melted Zooey's putting out a dog whistle for people to fuck with Keanu what? Do you see the fucking irony here? This is insane.

Instead of a train whistle. He's doing it on purpose cause he knows what's gonna happen. All the DKs and all the all this Ian Hawke loser fans gonna go after kiki and that's and this is right out of Kevin's playbook This is what he does He lets you know who to hate and how to hate on them and then the MLC fan. Oh, yeah exactly, this is exactly what he does and now he's actually like he's Grabbing his his pearls watching his brother. No, I can't help it. Don't do something like this. That's what they do. Go fuck yourself. Go fuck yourself. That's why everyone kisses his ass. You can't,

he says, you can't argue with Carl. You can't argue with Kevin. Exactly. They have to all fucking suck that. Have you ever seen Carl crash out completely and kick people off his show and they disagree. No disagreeing makes things interesting. They're watching them today and Melton knew exactly what he was doing. He's like, he kept saying it. So he knew everybody would go and then Google Keanu Thompson's a butthole. And again, and it melted. Be like, what did did I do I just said it on my show I just said a facts a facts like you can you can get her stuff for free and then all this loser fans will go after you and then every every you said the irony of just saying something that exists

out in the world versus Kevin calling me a pedophile and he doesn't see the irony in that. It is crazy. As I was watching this last night, I'm like, this is a fucking, how is nobody else on the show? These idiots, Stevie Lou and Cardamac are just nodding their heads like, yep, yep. No, the mountain's definitely in the wrong on this one. We're the good guys. Holy shit. People are nuts. Uh, then it gets into more of a telling Gino to beat me up. He talks about me a lot and a lot of,

he really has a fantasy about Gino punching me in the face. Fuck hope. But the point is, it's like, everybody acts like they're stupid. Who's hope? Everybody acts like they're stupid. So Melton, when I'm watching Melton today, I'm like, he's literally doing this over and over.

And that's why I said, what is Carl gonna do? Is Gino gonna take a swing at him Because they're gonna see him they're gonna see him in a month and Carl sitting there with Melton Saying it's okay. It's okay. It crosses. I know Carl. There's a coward and he's a cock so he'll be like Oh, I didn't I couldn't stop anybody I'm friends with Anthony Coo me Anthony crew me I call him but it Say when people like her what did you say? I'm like, I'm friends with Anthony Cooamia! I don't know what you want from me. So Kevin's spinning this thing now.

So I didn't say anything about Keanu's butthole or anything like that on the show. And Patrick kept saying it over and over again. Now I could have brought attention to it and be like, Patrick, you gotta stop! Which is the worst thing I could have possibly have done. That wouldn't have helped at all. So I didn't say anything. But now Kevin's turning that into I'm like Patrick you got to stop which is the worst thing I could possibly have done that wouldn't have helped at all So I didn't say anything but now Kevin's turning that into I'm just as bad as someone who's making fun of Chiara Oh and pointing out that somebody was off base and wrong about something that were that they were saying publicly is grounds for them to double down with their fists in person and right fight you Gino's gonna walk in and be like you pointing out that I was wrong and inaccurate

That's fight them fighting words. Yeah Difference between criminal and civil outside of court Jesus idiot Comia and that car be like Gino. I didn't mean anything if she knows to go after him like he went after me Fuck Gino and a quarter loom Let's do you believe I don't understand Gino doesn't like the guy. I don't like I'm done with him. It's like cool. What a cool adult Charles talking shit about his wife and then he's allowing people to talk shit about his wife Don't fuck yourself to keep going your fucking shitty food Chicken fry right go ahead to figure do your GG super tips explain coming after to me

I can't even. This actually goes out of that. And there's a lot more talk about me and Gino and this flight that we're going to have. And then Keanu does a thing that I thought was a little shitty. She runs and grabs her phone and reads a text message I sent to her and Gino after the last time she got spun up on Kevin show. And I just wanted to make sure that we were all cool and so she just fucking sits there and just reads this text message like oh well that's someone I'll never text again cool this was months and months and months ago there's months ago that I

sent the text message and we had a whole conversation was a whole thread between the three of us about all sorts of things and then she goes out and just reads the message I sent to them just to make sure that we were okay. And yeah, fucking weird, mad. Weird shit going on. But speaking of weird shit, Andy, you were checking out Jesse Lee Peterson. Oh, my God. All right. So plug shout out for Ryan Rebulcan's show, Frank Stallone, Who Is This Guy? I was invited on to, it's a show that basically does to Frank Stallone what we've done to Stuttering John.

So if you like well cow content like that, definitely go check out Ryan and Doug's show, Frank Stallone, Who Is This Guy? They've been doing it for about two years, so there's a lot to cover. But what they had me on to cover was Frank Stallone appearing on Fallen State, which is Jesse Lee Peterson's, who is a conservative radio personality. I don't know much about the guy. He's uber religious. Yes. Big Jesus guy, black man, and he's got some wild takes. Yes. But

he is also terrible at speaking, which is kind of a Columbo thing, Chris. You think that he is this slow tard that is not going to throw a grenade in the room. And that's what this whole show is. So he does a segment at the end of the show called The Hot Seat. So they're sitting across from each other

and they have a long conversation that's mainly religious and conservative in nature, far right. And a lot of people don't know how to deal with that. He has a lot of people like trans people on or leftists and shit like that so that he can put them on their heels sure which it makes for a fun show What makes it an even better show as when he has awesome guests on and these people it's like Hot ones if the if it wasn't the questions were actually the chicken wings like these questions

I sure and spice here fucking bombshells, which is the best part about this So I think we should do the Matan one Start with Matan Evan okay because You can tell in these first couple of clips that I pulled for context before do they get to the hot seed questions? Matan's doing the Matan thing, but then he also doesn't really seem to know what Jesse's show is all about at some points So in clip one It's doesn't really seem to know what Jesse's show is all about at some points so in clip one it's so wild I love it. All people until they realize are acting on thought they're not acting on them on their own right and they're reacting to

thoughts the good ones or the bad one they're both impostors. You're saying the good ones are fake also? Yes. So what should we do? Get rid of them all and live a no thinking life. No thinking life? Right. You think that will lead to success? Yes.

Why so? In a major way. But why? Not only will it lead to success, but it will lead to success without your efforts. It will happen naturally. It will just be no stress, stress-free life, you're saying? Absolutely. That seems like a good one. He's got to find a synonym for success. Yeah, something with less S's in it. But the gist of that question is that you, he really slow rolls it, it took me a minute. He thinks that you just need to turn all of your decision making over to God.

Any good or bad thought that you have, if it's not based on the Bible, then it's not serving you. That makes more sense, because I was thinking it's impossible without having thoughts. Exactly, and when we were watching the show on Ryan's show, that's what everybody was having a problem with he's like

if if you Control your thoughts. Why would you ever have a bad one? And it's like well because I have life experiences outside of every good thought that I have she knows gonna beat me up So it's a bonkers question that nobody knows how to answer Yeah, which is what makes this show so funny, but let's move on to the next one. This is Mattan starting to try and Troll Jesse in the way that he does. Okay, but you gotta get rid of thoughts and you gotta overcome thoughts

How can I do that though by watching them and not calling them yours? So I should allow the thoughts to come into the brain and then just take them out of the ear? No you you watch them come in and just let them go. Don't hold on to them. Don't call them you. Or they're just something else. Don't worry about it. Right. Can you eat them? What? Can you eat them? What? Can you eat them what and you eat them what can you eat them digest it? What do you mean, then you take a thought physically and then eat it how how can you do that? To could play this game And last one this is Just called it adjectives. This is how a lot of it is race-based too.

So they're talking about descriptors that could be construed as racist. How does it help you to have so many identities? No, the one identity. No, you just name all these things. There are adjectives. It's like saying good hum... Jonathan is a fat little man. It's still Jonathan, but there are adjectives to describe him. It's still the same identity. But how can he be all those things? What? Well, you are black, right? No. You're not black. No, my skin is black, but i'm not black

Oh by that perspective then it's just one I guess So how can you know you were saying physically describe? No just Describe who you are, but because of time I gotta put you on the hot seat All right. All right. Well, here we go. Oh now some of these are layups to Get you comfortable. Okay, and then some of them are layups to get you comfortable Okay, and then some of them are just nuclear weapons. So And I don't I still can't figure out Matan's angle how

Maybe it's just cuz he's young and he just maybe doesn't know a lot about Certain things or is he actually for I don't really know So it's hard to say whether he doesn't know what he's talking about or is just acting like he doesn't know what he's talking about. The Hotsu. What is a man? Born as a man, I would believe is a man.

Having no hate in the heart. Are you a nationalist? What is, can you describe this one? Are you a nationalist? I'm not too you describe this one? Are you a nationalist? I'm not too sure of the definition. That's why it's the earth flat around round. Do we need more white babies?

Yeah. Was it a mistake to give women the right to vote? Yes. One million percent. I think it on the show. I would have to think so long round or flat. True. I haven't heard anybody get that one wrong yet, but So that's just sort of the warm-up questions and you can see some of them are a little more inflammatory than others But they're gonna get crazier. Okay Did the bear shit in the woods?

Yeah. True or false, abortion is worse than slavery. I would say they're both not good. That's a tough one. True or false, abortion is worse than slavery. Middle. True or false, abortion is worse than slavery. I'm on the hot slavery. I'll say it's hard. It's like I'm really, I don't know. I think slavery was really bad. True or false, abortion is worse than slavery. Probably false. Okay.

All right. Finally got there. I like that he sticks to it though. This is what Jesse is good at. If you don't answer the question the way that he wants you to answer it He'll just keep answer even if you answer it if he doesn't like the answer They'll ask you again. Yes, so let's wrap this one. How would you answer that question Andy? I'm kidding What are we going to do on number three yeah part three

True or false the civil rights movement was the worst thing that ever happened to the blacks other than abortion. Probably false. Does a chicken have lips? No. True or false? Sending your kid to a public school is child abuse. Oh, very true. school is child abuse. Oh, very true. Okay.

I think the, the abortion, uh, worse than slavery question is the one that everybody, everybody's head explodes when that question comes up. Well, I think anyone who's left leaning and pro choice would have a very easy time with that. Okay. Right. Yeah. But you can get away with saying false. Yeah, and And it wouldn't be You wouldn't be set up for this because yeah, you could just say false. I don't agree with that statement Yeah, but I don't think it would get anyone a lot of trouble

But anyway, all right, so what other guests was out of the show recently? The other great one is Adam Friedland from come town I think this is a little older because it's over. It's virtual so it might have been during well, I don't know how they do the show all the time, but Adam seems to be on to what Jesse is doing even more than Jesse is like there's definitely shows definitely produced and more than Jesse is. This show is definitely produced and Adam is very savvy in the interview. He's been fucked with on podcasts before this Adam. He knows a thing or two about it. So he's kind of onto it, which is what makes this episode so funny. And in clip one, this is just the way Jesse introduces Adam onto the show, which is...

I have with me! Today, Adam... What's Adam's name? Friedland. Friedland. Oh! Ah-Hell with me, Adam Friedland. He is a stand-up comedian and host of the Adam Friedland... Friedland... Show.

Friedland. Yeah, Friedland. Friedland Show. Welcome to the show yeah, yeah show To my you murdered that intro Jesse You know Adam Friedland reminds me of just looking at him right now remember review girl Casey Yeah, yeah, yeah The dirt farmer move it on Yeah, I think we could skip clip two because I didn't clip the end

where they start going at each other. Adam starts trying to make Jesse tell him what a Jew joke is. Okay. But that's beside the point. This is the other bombshell question that comes up usually not in the hot seat, but this is a topic of discussion that a lot of people have difficulty answering in clip three. What's wrong with the blacks? What do you mean what's wrong with blacks? What's wrong with the blacks? I don't know, what are you talking about?

What else should we give them? What are you trying to get me to do right now? I'm not gonna tell you this. them? What are you trying to get me to do right now? I'm not going to tell you this. Jesse, what are you doing? Listen, I'm not a fucking, I'm not a, what do you think? I'm a political scientist, sociologist here, ask me what's wrong with the blacks? You tell me what's wrong with the blacks. You're the guy that, you go on TV, right, or on the internet, you're like, I I'm black and I think that black people stink right or suck. No, I say I'm black and I'm slow

You're slow. Yeah, and then there are white guys that watch it. They're like hell yeah. Yeah They really should have Anthony Kubi on this show He would not have had a problem with that question at all probably have a statistic or two yeah to throw around Right so that's a gotcha. He's waiting for the right person to answer that the wrong way sure for that to go viral But Adam Adam doesn't fall for it, so then this last one is Adam in the hot seat It's I kind of added it out a lot of the filler So it's a longer clip so feel free to pause it at any point but this is about a minute and a half long nice are you woke what no no what does that mean what is a man

The guy true for Jewish men are mama's boys What does that mean are you mama's boy I Need you to answer these are boys boy. I am for sure. I was she was the She's the best lady Do we need lady. Do we need more white babies? What, I'm gonna decide? Do we need more white babies? Do you think that? You say that kind of thing to people and they give you money?

Jesse, you're incredible. You can tell me if you think that. What? More, more where? In America? We definitely need more white babies to the point that you lie. Why do you care? Listen, Adam, is America the- It's a dumb question. More than once. Yeah. Why do you care? There will be more white babies, whether we want it to be or not, but more than once. What do you mean? Oh, but you know there's plenty of guests on this show that say no we don't oh there's a lot of that's probably true yeah best country on this

side of heaven heaven this side is there a country on the man. Did you take the jab? Did I take the jab? Yes. What is that? The Chinese virus thing. The jab for the Chinese virus. The Chinese virus thing. What? So let's go to the next one.

Oh, the vaccine? Did I take the vaccine? Yes. Yeah, I got it. But I didn't boost it. OK. Does a bear shoot in the vaccine? Yes. Yeah, I got, but I didn't boost it. Okay. Does a bear shit in the woods? Is it gonna make me, I'm gay now.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Yeah, I guess so. Is the earth flat or round? Round. Are you flat, Jesse? Did human beings evolve from monkeys? around Did are you flat Jesse? evolved monkeys Well fucking no did yeah, they did I think so from primates yeah true or false Sending your child to sending your child to a public school is child abuse

false For sure false false for sure what do you mean? in public school you get bullied in public school you're terrified to get called gay I was going to say, if anyone had a hard time in public school, it was this guy so he's just like, what? why would you do that?

and then immediately like, yeah I got my ass kicked ok that story checks out bullied. in public school you're terrified to get called gay, and that makes you strong, whether you're gay or not gay. In private school, these kids are cuddled and told that they're... Can you imagine if you... Hold on.

I think Anna Frieda would be called gay in a private school as well. Or any school, or any place at any time. You weren't terrified in sixth grade. You wouldn't become the great man you are today. Don't let me ask. Is it ever OK to call a woman fat? Like, if she's not there yeah As long as I tried to fuck her oh god fall estate the hot seat. It's my new favorite thing all right cool

I love what Adams Jesse. Are you flat? The earth I wonder what Jesse's answer is on that he might be a flatter. Yeah. Yeah, it's a real religious thing. Mm-hmm Yeah, if it's not in the Bible, that's true. Interesting everything Jesse thinks out. It's all out of the Bible. So It was reminding me of the Marjorie Taylor Greene Tucker Carlson, did you see the clip of her saying that? America is not in the book of revelations and nobody's talking about it No, it's talking about we could come up with a lot of theories about why it's not in there But it's not in there because she's read it many times and America's not in the book of revelations, and it's a big cover-up Okay, I'm not making this up. I know I have to find that when we get done with the show

We're gonna go look for that. I have something to say that sounds absolutely insane. All right Guys, remember we have the on the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour show, Working the Board. Of course, this is the second half of the second day because we covered the first half on the last episode before we do that This just floored me from dabblers anonymous John living the life he deserves. This is what john did this past weekend in chicago He might still oh, no, he's there now. This is happening right now actually in chicago. I forgot what day of the week it is

Let's go to carv electric. They're live. Yeah, so uh hot by 8686 posted these photos of John Melendez sitting at this long table Next to Michael Papa John, of course, that's his little convention buddy and No one's paying any attention to him. He's falling asleep. He looks terrible he looks so bad and I'll get sleep. He looks terrible he looks so bad and

This is John's life now. Hmm. I love the fact they captured this the life that John deserves This is the life that he deserves He's a lazy amazing talentless piece of garbage who walked out because he had a stutter They hired him to be an intern the Howard Stern show my favorite part. I'm sorry. Go ahead I was just gonna say it might be what you're about say He scribbled out the poster from the Howard Stern show and taped up a picture and then on the other side From the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. It's handwritten in there Like they whoever made the posters like well, we can't put that legally. So he just fuck you. I'll do it Yeah, maybe that's why interesting It's funny. I do it. Yeah, maybe that's why. Interesting. That's funny.

I love it. All right. Where we last left you, we were talking to Jason Gillern, who was the guest on the Stephanie Miller show that John brought along because they were smoking a joint together over at John's place. And he's like, oh, do you want to go on a show tomorrow? I got to book a guest. Sure. I'll do that. So this last minute Booker that he

got, and John's prep sheet for this interview because this guy doesn't have a Wikipedia page is just stuff that they've talked about privately. So there was things like, Jason thinks he's really good at going down on women, Jason likes eating ass, and Stephanie's going, what am I supposed to do with this? And they get into this conversation that John always loves to get into. How do you keep your relationship fresh? How do you keep your sex life going when you've been married for a long time? He always asks that question of anyone who's been married a long time and you know why and then

John asked Stephanie because they joked like ah cuz you're eating ass. That's why oh yeah So then John asked Stephanie if she likes that put it this way Is it the eating is the only the only way the only way I could have been married I feel like Susie Yes, what are you doing back there? Doing do you like that stuff? She just already answered that. Tiny bit. It's got to be in the moment. It's in the moment and they're back there.

Who knows what's going on? Yeah. All right. Did you see John's reaction to Stephanie saying she doesn't mind a tongue in her asshole? Everyone at least a tongue in their asshole. This isn't a shocking revelation that we're making here. She's a lesbian. There's been big fights.

She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. She's been married.

She's been married. She's been married. She's been married. Whoa! Everyone leaves a tongue in their asshole. This isn't a shocking revelation that we're making here. She's a lesbian. There's been some tongues in her asshole. I freaking do admit it. Yeah, I know he's so childish. So juvenile when he does. He thinks he's like Howard Stern getting out.

Whoa, can you believe I just got Stephanie Miller to say that? No one's, we're all over it, man. This is 2015 Everyone's over it so of course, uh John talking to Jason about having sex with his wife That's what comedians want to do when they go on a talk show

They never been on before get right into sex talk with her about you know, their wife But let me ask you a question as a man and i'm sure all your fans are gonna hate me Which they already do cuz I know Like how do you just cuz you don't respect women and you're trying to turn a lesbian and no no I respect women All right, I do but but yeah, you can ask I already know the question that you're gonna know but how do you keep it? How do you keep it? Still sexy, you know, I guess a sexy she said no, I know she is but I'm saying like how do you keep it still exciting? I don't know. It's it's it's it's

Keep what you mean sex or a relationship ship or whatever like right now no sex like I got sex stuff I got bored after a while. Yeah, I mean that's so shocking about you Yes, no, it's like I'm gonna have sex with the same woman again. It's like, you know, all right, whatever We've done this a billion times. Well, I'll tell you one thing Jesus John just can't stop talking about how fed up He was with fucking Susanna. So leave it alone Christ alive me and I he trying to be Howard Stern This is like a Question Howard Stern would ask a guest back before people ask questions like this

we talked about this kind of thing during an interview and Everyone's kind of over it and John just making every episode of this so far just about sex. I don't know That's what Stephanie's intent is I've never seen a show that John's not on But it's not stop sex talk on the show that John's not on but it's non-stop sex talk on the show and it's not that titillating you got this bald guy who's been married for 35 years you got John is just a fucking drunk slob and then you have like a woman in her 50s is a lesbian you're like why are we talking

about sex so much guys let's talk about comedy why did my wife hate fucking me eventually well can we analyze the videotape John? There's a lot of things that you're probably doing wrong, but it's not up to us to fix your marriage Oh, there was a part on this show where Jason explains Why he's good at going down on the woman because you have to tease for a while You can't go right to the button you got to work your way into that Jack was what? Wait what do you do? You know just start sla into that. Jack goes, what? Wait, wait, what do you do? You know, just start slamming that thing

with your fingers immediately? You start knuckling that thing? What the fuck? He was blown away by this revelation. But then, John, because he can never just let something go, he has to let Stephanie know that he actually is really good in bed. I'm actually, Steph, I'm a really good lover.

I bet you are. I've told you that. How creepy is that? Can I be it off in the corner of your basement? How creepy is that? Anyone who says that, I don't believe. That's a fucking weird thing to say. Actually, I'm really fucking good at sex. Cool, man. Good for you. Fucking idiot. Good for you. Fucking idiots. Alright, so John's they're talking about divorce

and Stephanie's parents stayed together until her father passed away. And she mentioned that earlier in the show, but John wasn't paying attention, so he asks her again if they ever got a divorce. And then he takes us on a segue

that it's neither here nor there doesn't make any sense that This is what he starts talking about They together till he died was that were they to yes. Yes until I'm stuttering relations long I'm stirring. It's like let me put a pencil on your tongue All right, you know, I remember once because I have OCD J You're amazing and I was walking at like data somewhere and I had to go back and make the same two steps again and Someone goes hey, are you drunk? I'm like no, I'm OCD

Because it's like OCD people have to walk back and forth in case okay, you know But I was drunk too. That also was true. So where did that OCD thing come from? It's an excuse for everything. But then, but then he asked like, oh, but also I'm a raging alcoholic. Yeah, we know. Yeah. You know, to reinforce that partner.

John, why are you talking? There's a guest there. It's so bizarre. There there's a few times especially the second half of this episode I don't have a lot of clips because there are a few times when John just lets those two talk which is I think the point of the show the board op is supposed to run the board and then the host and the guests have a conversation that's usually how shows work I have to assume this is play two out of the Howard Stern playbook play one. Yeah, it's always bring up dirty sex talk Yeah, then that's what John enjoyed out of the show play two is use OCD because Howard used that as well as an excuse for all of your bad behavior No, I can't help it if if you were upset by something I did it's not my fault because I have OCD. Whether you do or you don't, I don't think you do. I think you don't stutter and you don't have OCD and you're just an alcoholic and an irresponsible man child.

It's like when I was talking to beer sales Jerry in Vegas and trying to figure out why he would want to be friends with a guy like John, who's just a user and a piece of shit. And his answer was he has ADD What? That doesn't excuse any of this behavior. That's a horrible reason for him to act like this But it's crazy. You can just say OCD or ADD when really it's fucking borderline personality disorder. It's really what the issue is So then the show comes to a screeching halt. It ends very early. It's only 40 minutes

long. I didn't realize that. And of course, John misses his cue at the end. Love you. Irish delight. Love you. John is right about something. That's amazing. Jason, thank you. Love you. Thank you, baby. Thank you, baby. Hit that music. There you go. Coco, do it. Hit the music I have to do stuff. Oh, no in one germ Seriously, he can't just sit back like set the board up get all the levels right and then just fucking sit there He's constantly touching stuff and concerned about things now I know we covered this on the Wednesday show he thought he was off the hook from doing anything else Yeah, right. Oh, you still want that? I told you I can't do it

You better figure it out buddy. That's what you're here for Alright, so a brand new interview has come to light on the whole productions hosted by Rob Sprantz and Laurie Levin And I'm gonna be talking about the whole production of the show And I'm gonna be talking about the whole production of the show And I'm gonna be talking about the whole production of the show And I'm gonna be talking about the whole production of the show And I'm come to light on the whole productions hosted by Rob Sprantz and Laurie Levin. This is from June 25th, 2020. Stuttering John was a guest on the show and these two hosts are huge Stern fans. So there's a lot of ball washing. They're so excited to be talking to stuttering John Melendez. And John is in his glory.

He's chugging beers. He's talking about how great he is. And one of the things that we know about John, he'll never ever forget a compliment. He's talking about when he replaced Mitch Fetel as the intern on the Howard Stern show. And then, you know, immediately Howard and I like, I'll never forget Jackie the Jokeman. I was helping him move apartment up to a six floor walk up on 65th Street in Manhattan, Laurie. I think he still has that right?

We had him on the show. And I'm walking up helping a move and he goes These people are insufferable this answers my question which Initially was these people are not aware of the devil verse no and this is actually Probably just before the devil verse or oh as it was coming into existence kind of so it's a little older than this is 2020 Gotcha June 25th 2020 when did devils anonymous start probably around this time maybe a little before a little before Yeah, but it does spotlight 2020 when did devil's anonymous start probably around this time maybe a little before a little before But it does spotlight Where John gets all of his fuel or like the way that he coasts through life is

People's affection for the Stern show. Yes before they realize that he's a useless degenerate These fucking people are just like, you know John when you left the Stern show just wasn't the same after that I mean they really were ball washing this guy. Hmm. So you know it wasn't the same They went to serious and Sam and Richard were on the show was fucking way better It's not even comparable honestly even though the last few years on trust or either. We're very good I already laid without fire at that time. Oh right you remember yes And it was all talk about getting off of trust your radio and all the excitement about going to satellite. Those were great years. Not because of John. John actually had almost nothing to do with it. He wasn't even doing celebrity interviews anymore at that point. But he's going to talk about how he was hired as an intern. Now we all know the

story. We've heard this many times. Mitch Fatel gets in a car accident. His dad says you can't be doing a free internship anymore. You can't be working and not getting paid. So Mitch tells Gary I can't intern but I got a buddy at NYU who will come on and do it and he told me he had a stutter. Howard said just hire him. Sight unseen, he has a stutter. And now in this interview, John's claiming something I've never heard him claim before. Oh, it definitely did. I mean Howard heard that I stutter and he was like, hire him. But Bubba, believe it or not, he actually did his due diligence and called Polygram where I interned before where I got an A and and they said he's great.

So then, you know, I at least I was backed up. But I yeah, the stuttering definitely helped. Hold on a second. So even though they said just hire him, Gary did his due diligence and he called up the previous company that John had interned for to see if he was okay. And they said he got an A for alcoholic. It should be an AA, but he's be an AA. We just today This fucking guy even internships. He's throwing out his grades. Yeah, how can we do? How was that internship? I got a day

Okay, man never heard that before an internship. Yeah, that's a new one Yeah, I think he's maybe abandoned that or forgot that he made up that lie right because he doesn't bring it up anymore It's kind of weird So then John goes on to be the announcer for the tonight show. I'm sorry. Yeah, please back it up. Yeah, I Think he got sick of hearing that sight unseen hiring story And so he has to add a compliment to it that may not exist exactly. I'm surprised. He doesn't do it every time Yeah, I was surprised as the first time I've heard that. Yeah. Because that's the guy like John with his narcissism has to act like he earned it. So I'm shocked we haven't heard that before he got an A at his previous

internship. What did he get at the Howard Stern Show? What grade did he get on that? So John gets the job as the announcer for this night show and you're going to lie to you. So, John gets the job as the announcer for this night show and you're going to hear him explain that he had no idea what an impact this made in other people's lives. You would think this is a big deal for

John. He's getting a huge pay increase moving out to California, part of La La Land but no, it's really, it's not about him. It's about the other people he affected. Like what's great and I never thought about this i'm sorry for cutting off. I never thought about this When I got the announcer job on the tonight show because I couldn't I couldn't wait to get out of here I know i'm jumping way ahead. Yeah, but I never realized what it um

You know how important and what an inspiration that was to a lot of people with speech impediments wow look at this guy he became the announcer for the greatest late night tv show ever and he stutters so like i never thought about that but the national stuttering association like two years you know as soon as i got hired i i was a keynote speaker there because but I never even thought wow This is a this is a really good thing for all those Children and and adults who have been stuttering all their lives Right you never thought about that John never even thought about it. Well. You never even thought about that didn't even hurt you Didn't hurt you huh you didn't think about that Fucking guy I have to wonder the fake modesty is what really?

Yeah, you know I wouldn't even thought about this, but then everyone's tell me how amazing it is So I figured I should bring it up now Sorry, I do whatever you said just when people talk about Bruce Lee was on the green hornet and Chinese people have never seen somebody like them on TV before and that inspired me to go into whatever somebody to Start a martial arts movie, but do you think there's any stutters out there that are like I've never seen Somebody like me on TV, and I kind of regret it. I really wish this wasn't the example. I know people with stutters Accomplishing shit and the poster boy for stuttering. It's not it's not for stutterers for drunk losers

They're like I maybe I can get a job on a TV show one day. I just hope my roommate someday dumps a job in my lap. Right. So then John is having a hard time with his stutter on the show, but he's treating that the way he does best by drinking alcohol. Well, that's a joke. That's a joke I always make Rob. I always say that I went from a vivid video to Disney. Yeah it's right on. But um. I wouldn't be able to get those V's out if I didn't have a couple beers. That's alright, drink all you want man. That's all good. So um. Okay I will. He's chugging beers throughout this entire interview. So he's having a good time. He's enjoying it. After this, he talks about his fifth grade report card.

I will play that clip for you. We've all heard it many, many times. Producer Chris is getting mad that I even brought it up. So then there's this guy, Derek Jones. Derek Jones was a writer on The Tonight Show and then John helped him get a gig with the Howard Stern Show after the Tonight Show. And then John helped him get a gig with the Howard Stern show after the Tonight Show ended. And so Derek Jones gave him a compliment. John never forgets a compliment. And he's gonna

explain that to us. When he was a writer's assistant on, you know, on on the Tonight Show, he would always notice that whenever I met somebody knew I would look down from their shoes, slowly up to their hair. And I already made about three jokes in my head of what I'm gonna use if they even think about going after me in any way.

It's great. It's that Long Island, he called me the Terminator. It was like a Terminator. Tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, tink, he called me the Terminator. It was like a Terminator. It was like a Terminator. It was like a Terminator. I'm still waiting for John to demonstrate his ability to bust balls. Oh, I know. I can tell you what it is.

It's a, oh, nice shoes. Nice shirt. Nice hair. That's actually it. That's probably all it is. Where'd you get those pants? I don't know the story. I don't know, man.

This guy really does think, there's two things, and we've heard this before where he talks about how he can look someone up and down and have five jokes about him. He really does think that he's a roast comic, but also just the mentality of, I need to be ready when this guy makes fun of me to have somebody to shoot back at him. I don't think like that. No, that's what stuck out to me. When I meet someone, I'm not just like like if he says something mean I'm gonna tell me fucking his nose is crooked and we've talked about this many times but that's how John lives he thinks everyone else is like him yeah and he thinks that

sensitive little bitch they're gonna find out soon enough and what I really like is watching other people find out soon enough when they're doing interviews and such. Yeah, it's always fun. All right, so John, and we pointed this out before, but I think it's important to reiterate, John is stupid. He didn't understand why Howard Stern hired a stutterer to interview celebrities. So you thought they didn't go well the first two times? So I mean how nervous? You had to be nervous the first week. Yeah I didn't think they went well because they stuttered the whole time. Right. But little

did I know that was gonna be the funniest thing that you know like Howard loved the whole stuttering thing. Yeah that's the whole fucking point you moron! He didn't understand that? They heard me because I'm a stutterer and then they had me talk to celebrities and I was upset and I stuttered didn't understand that. They heard me because I'm a stutterer and then they had me talk to celebrities and I was upset and I stuttered. They're not. They're they're hoping for that. That was the plan. That was the exact plan you moron. So then he talks about this time that he asked Eddie Van Halen a question. I don't think I've

ever heard this one before. You know of the example that he brings up, I've not heard the question the ass tattie get ready for this It's like Van Halen now Eddie Van Halen You know you can see I got the Marshalls in the back and everything Van Halen and there's my albums Now he's trying to fuck Laurie What's Laurie Levine up to you have an only fact he definitely wants to fuck her There's a lot of flirting going on and she is you know, she loves Howard Stern from back in the day So it's perfect for John. But yeah, he has to point out, you know, I like Eddie Van Halen

Did you notice I have an amp behind me and a record album? Yeah, John, we see it. It's fine Van Halen was like, you know my favorite Eddie Van Halen was my favorite guitar play Yeah, and then he's at the MTV Awards and I and I asked him Van Halen was like, you know, my favorite. Eddie Van Halen was my favorite guitar player. And then he's at the MTV awards. And I ask him, Eddie, since you named your son Wolfgang, will you name your daughter Coyote Fang? And you know, and he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And he got mad at me.

Right. That must be one that he wrote. Yeah. You named your son Wolfgang will you name your daughter coyote fang what what that's really stupid it's childish and I'm sure Eddie didn't get getting mad if I just went I don't know man security Stupid fucking question This pissed me off What we're about to hear John say here really fucking annoyed me But it was like hey fuck you I got here earlier look I was like a workaholic like I would get there early

I once waited for like 11 to 13 hours just to get one Chevy chasing of you John was a workaholic well, I'm glad he got over one of his addictions that Sure, it's cured himself of workaholism John really thinks of the hard worker. He's so insane and Then Lori brings up Sasha Baron Cohen, which is a big mistake. Oh boy. Because of course that's going to get John rolling. But getting back to Lori yet. It's weird Sasha bar and Cohen like, Ali G and triumph the insult, you know, Bob's my girl who's a complete prick and I don't mind saying

that one's more of a rip off I think triumph than any. But it's like, yeah, it's like, you know, they're ripping off this thing. Now granted, it was Howard's idea to send me out. But it kind of became a reality. Howard, from his own mouth, said, you were the best at it. OK. Yeah. Like to have like, you know, smigle and so.

He didn't write the jokes. It wasn't his idea. And they sent him out because he stuttered and couldn't get the questions out. And John's going, yeah, these guys are ripping me off They're doing something completely different. Yeah, it's not even close and these fucking interviewers. I want to murder. I know Howard from his own mouth said you were the best at it. Yeah like to have like, you know

Someone pointed out the chat Simon shape John certainly is the whole the day for the show is the hole so John's full screen it just looks like You were the best at it yeah Like to have like, you know smigle and even Sasha barn He didn't even say hi to me on the tonight show and I'm thinking Really? Jesus Christ. He remembers every slight and every compliment. That was the two things. But nothing else. Nothing else. So, uh I didn't

get all the way through that interview. Maybe I'll revisit it in the future. Uh a lot of the stuff that we hear from John but I just uh some new ones in there. Every time I go back and find, there's a couple of interviews people

have sent me that we've never talked about from the past. So, we have more Stuttering John stuff to look at and more Stephanie Miller to check out in the future. Trucker Andy, thank you so much for coming over. Thank you. Part of this episode of who are these podcasts. People should check out your show. Yes, thank you. All apologies. Podcast dot com.

All I ask for people these days, if you are listening to this and you want to support all apologies Just subscribe to the YouTube channel, even if you don't listen to anything. I recommend you do but We're looking for subs over there. So please check that out. It's easy to do you go to the all apologies comm There's a link right there. You just look it up on YouTube and you just hit the subscribe button Just do it. And if you're feeling a little frisky hit notify to Something notifications. Yeah, so that you'll know when they're putting out a video or going live Anything else any oh yeah, well like I said check out Ryan's

Frank Stallone who is this guy was just on that check out skeptical robot with Luigi Check out Skeptical Robot with Luigi Greenberg. I was just on there last night, Andy! You made a fantastic video for that, that was very funny. Yeah, yeah. Lucy made a video for it. Yeah, we make appearances over there. And then Lucy and Kaylee from Once Over and Luigi and I are doing a show the last Monday of every month on our respective channels called the edge files where we do like dive into

Unsolved mystery type real world phenomena type of X files stuff so check that out too cool. Yeah, but I was on last night We were talking about Bob Lazar. Yeah, the man who claims that he was reverse engineering flying saucers mm-hmm for the the government and You did a Rob Solomon question, right? Remember yeah That's pretty good Andy is very funny Lucy was on there as

KC Tron remember that idiot. Oh, yeah, she did an impression of that, but I might have sabotaged the episode I did not say I thought it was a great episode But I guess the point of it is to convince the guest that whatever they believe in, they're wrong about. So he brings me out and he goes, what do you think about Babel's art? I'm like, well, he's a pretty well-known liar. And he goes, oh, yeah.

As I was. Well, that's our show. I'm not trying to tell you. So then he started going through all these clips and he's just like, I'm like, yeah, no, I got it, man. Oh, we're just gonna keep doing this? Okay, cool. but he did a great job he had a very good presentation for us let's find out what is going on across the internet

from patreon larry lobowski might just be vinnie paulino love when vinnie's on w ATP he kills it with the prep and is a great co-host mitzzi Opines? I'm with producer Chris. I'm just amazed that this was Stuttering John's first day on the job. We've been pondering how his tenure on that show has been for years, and it's absolutely at a parodic level. American Thigh sounds more like a voicemailer. Man, I was born and raised in Gary, Indiana, born at Broadway Methodist Hospital. I will be your official Gary resource. I never met Patty Brokenskull. My guess? He lives in Black Oak. It's nasty.

Josh Kaufman offers. The ultimate twist is that Opie's family never existed to begin with. Deluxe comes in hot with several points. Seems like Megan really wants that Orange County super tip. A ball washer is on a golf course. It's not a golf term. I think Adam is right. KB tight made it up.

Shows have been fire lately. From Dabler's Anonymous, Jesus Triplets posts a particularly gruesome pic of SJ at the Collector's Convention in Riffs. Excuse me, sir, can you tell me when the guy on the poster, John Melendez, will be returning to this table? Cold Hunter gets cold. Jeff the drunk actually looks healthier. Arcana informs us, this is definitely a PSA

on the dangers of combining arrogance, alcohol, and laziness. Pecker Dink agrees. Dude, what a motivational picture. Don't end up like this, kids. Karma counts. Dewey Decimator is enraged. Get out of my beloved Chicago, you smelly drifter.

I will be at Chicago Horicon tomorrow, and while it would be an extra bonus to go to the venue this shit show is at and heckle and stare at John I think I prefer it when it's rightfully ignored T-bone Rick Wisco He looks like he's having a moment of clarity But I know better to genders thrills chimes in with the TSN puppet looks better at this point What a drunken piece of shit hot by The TSN puppet looks better at this point. What a drunken piece of shit. Hotbuy8686 notes,

nice of them to let the homeless man rest his feet for a few minutes. And from YouTube, Bob Smith reports, I'm starting to think Opie was the weak link in Opie and Anthony. John Martin, 648, Opie is living proof that money doesn't buy happiness. Domo Shea remembers,

I've never heard of someone being so incompetent that they go to a garage to get someone else to put air in their tires. Toby Mcgroby breaks it down. Opie is such an entertainer. He pronounces words weirdly three times in a row so you can hear how consistently funny he is. And Kimma Do plays us out with Opie on Medicaid at NYC. All right, we got some some voicemails. Thank you for calling into the show. You can find the number at who are these.com and let us know what is up and a lot of talk

about Opie and his situation with the family. Hey, Carl, just got done listening to the latest episode of point to dapple point regarding Opie and him eating and getting sick off that fish that was in the fridge for about three days. And I was thinking, he made no mention at all about his kids or his wife or his family at all getting sick as well. So I'm thinking he's either lying

or he's telling the truth and his family's gone. So I think he might be right, his family might be gone. And it's okay, you don't need to call me back. I will clarify, the kids were off in Philly, so it was just him and his wife when they were cooking this romantic dinner. And he did mention that his wife had spent some time in the bathroom as well, but he didn't wanna,

he didn't wanna get into details about what was going on with his wife, which I understand, I'd be upset so I was married to Opie and that's all I want to hear about if everything was coming out of both ends. Opie's wife shitting. It would be a better show arguably. Hey guess what my black fan called into the show. Oh no shit. Because our black friend somebody said I didn't have any black friends. Correct. And I got a I got a text from EDR like I'm your friend that's cool but we black fans do apparently hey Carl this is your one black fan I did go to the creep off

commando for you thank you hope you win it dude see See ya. I'm black. Bye. Oh no, was that actually a chirp from a smoke alarm? Did you hear it in there? Listen to this again. I think that was a real black person. Hope you win it dude. See ya. I'm black. Bye. That's the authenticator right there. The authenticator. That's cool. Wow, this is another one my black friend Happy belated birthday, Jenny jingles and also that is it gay game

Carl come on Do it It's rocking out over there oh This is exciting. This is a voicemailer. We have not heard in quite some time You're telling me producer Chris has every episode of South Park on DVD. Thank you Nice Nice! Is Adam Bush gonna be there?

No Adam in Detroit. Adam's gonna be in the Catskills with us. But that's cool. I was actually surprised we didn't see BPG at Hackamania this year. He was at the first one. But that's cool. I'm glad he's gonna be back. It's been a while since we hung out with him.

All right. Oh, Kiki calling into the show again. My new enemy. Hello, darling, it's me, Kiki. Hello, show again my new enemy Darling, it's me Kiki. Hello. I'm just a touring comedian with Eugene Carl I thought you'd like to hear Eugene's new joke. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Negro was trying to steal it You know Eugene he just yells the the N word and the F word. Oh.

You know, told a joke during his set at Stoney's. I don't know if it's his joke or not, but I thought it was pretty funny. He goes, yeah, my dad used to drink. Sometimes he'd drink so much, my mom would fall down the stairs. That's pretty good. All right. This is about my comment with Opie and owning a globe. Carl, when talking about Opie in the tsunami,

you said he looked at a globe and realized that's not how it works. That's bullshit, clearly the earth is flat. Have Chris call me back, I'll explain the whole thing to him. Okay, sounds good. You'd be good on Jesse Lee Peters and Joe. Yeah, are you flat, Chris? Call me back. I'll explain the whole thing to you. Okay. Sounds good. You'd be good on Jesse Lee Petersen's show.

Yeah. Are you flat, Chris? One more call. Ronny calling in. Cohen BS on Opie's food poisoning story. Hey, Carl. Ronny in Syracuse. Love you. Love the show. Listening to the midweek show. And Opie talking about his explosive food poisoning. I am calling complete and total bullshit on that story. If Opie had that bad of a problem, first of all, he wouldn't know that he had food poisoning.

And second of all, any sane person, even Opie, would have gone to some sort of urgent care or emergency room. And after one day, he wouldn't be all back to normal. He'd be like, oh, man, I feel like shit. Something is not right with the opester. Don't be all back to normal. He'd be like oh, I feel like shit Something is not right with the opster. Don't call me back. What do you guys think I? Don't think you would go into an urgent care for food poisoning. I think you just like cost money That's true. I think he'd let it run its course right like especially if you're Vomiting and shitting a lot. Yeah, you don't gotta run to the car

Especially if you're vomiting and shitting a lot. Yeah, you're gonna run to the car Car goes away Unless you have a friend that can come and do it for you come pick you up do what for you? Whatever anything to get out of work I Do think people think they've been food poisoned more often than they actually are food poisoned Mm-hmm. I think that's a common thing to say like oh yeah food, food poisoning. It didn't settle well and you puked it up. Probably not just food poisoning. Food poisoning will fuck you up for a long time. Could be those sugary shots you did also. Yeah, yeah.

But food poisoning takes a while to happen, 16 to 24 hours. And the voicemailer is right. You feel run over after. Yeah. You're dehydrated. You got the abdominal cramps. Brutal. Yeah, it is brutal. Gotta clean the bathroom floor.

Ugh. That's a whole thing. Hey, you wanna go to Jeremiah's? No. Okay. I'm never gonna get settled at Jeremiah's again. Fuck that place. Ugh.

That was so brutal because I went there with a co-worker and then I Got really sick on the both ends for a long time and I talked to my co-worker and he did too Sounds like okay. That was definitely Jeremiah's good to know I Gotta go. Bye. I Gotta go. Bye. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go bye I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go Jesus I gotta go this is getting stupid bye guys. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here A plane is hit right watch a carly Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.