Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep646 - Steel Toe Exposed, Biggest Problem, SimpCast, Is It Gay

Episode Date: August 10, 2025

We’re checking out the falling out between Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi on the Biggest Problem in the Universe. I would not want to be on the business end of a dressing down by Dick Masterson. We also chat about Adam Busch’s recent appearance on SimpCast and Keanu’s experience staying with Aaron Imholte. Karmic gets triggered by Adam Busch’s chat and goes off on me. Ashley Cummings is working with Google founder Larry Paige to take Kevin Brennan down! Aaron Imholte is re-writing history and we bring the receipts to prove it. Annie and Megan join us for another round of “Is It Gay?” Then we listen to your recent voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Annie’s website – https://www.insanneity.com/ Watch this episode here – https://youtube.com/live/ntHxwjyBEnc Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I've done their show before. We're all friendly. We all cross-promote. Dick and I are doing a bonus show tomorrow. We're starting up a brand new podcast. It's called Weight Watchers. It's going to be me, Vinny, Johnny, the audio engineer, Dick, and Taylor from P.K.A. And this is a bonus show.

I think it's going to be on the Creep-Off channel, bonus channel, and Dix. And this is what Vinny wrote as the description of this episode that we're doing tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern, noon, Pacific. He said, together they form the most supersized super show on the internet, dedicated to watching humanity collapse under its own weight. So if we've ever seen the segment Fat Watch on the Dick Show, it might give you a clue as to what Weight Watchers Episode 1 is going to be about. Of course, when we were live in Boston, we got to do this kind of material as well. Good times. It was heavy.

So Dick and Vito do this show called The Biggest Problem in the Universe. It used to be Dick with Maddox. And now Vito Giswaldi is the co-host on the show. What has happened to my buddy Dick, aside from having a newborn recently, he has this crazy medical issue with tinnitus, and it makes it very painful when he hears loud noises. And I know this, because he's told me that, but also, I hung out with him in Vegas and Boston since he's had this medical issue. And I remember Boston, we were all on the Airbnb, and he wanted to hang out with this,

but he had to, like, go into his room and just closed the door. You're like you couldn't take it. And even when we did the live show, we put up on the stage and we had a monitor speaker over here and he goes, oh, I got to get as far away from that monitor speaker as possible, which is why he sat in my lap, in case people are wondering, it's the monitor speaker, that's why. And that's it. So it's a crazy thing that's going on. They can't figure out what's causing it. They don't know how to cure it. So because of that, he stopped having Vito in the studio for Biggest Problem.

They used to, Vito used to go over to his house and record Biggest. problem Friday nights with him there. So a $50 super chat comes in. They do the super chat at the end of the show. And this is this past Friday. And they ask, will Vito ever go back in the studio? And Vito does not like the answer to this. I told you what's going on. Sound causes me a tremendous amount of pain. I don't know where it's coming from. And I'm too loud? I mean, you're constantly loud. Yeah. You're extremely loud. Yes. so could i be less loud um i don't think so no okay okay okay that's fine no it's not fine because you started this by saying okay

whatever like you don't believe me I don't you don't okay well go fuck yourself so dick does not like being called a liar here and I think

in Vito's mind he thinks there's something else going on Dick doesn't like him anymore which is probably true we're going to get into that but also there's a newborn in the house maybe 80s girl doesn't want Vito coming over with the baby there I don't know There's a lot of speculation.

I'm sure that's what's going through Vito's mind in all of this. So Dick's just trying to get through the super chance. He's reading through them, and Vito can't let this go. He interrupts Dick. So sad that Joey Swoll quit so we won't get his fitness pandering videos for a whole week. I know. It's so bad that he quit. JavSity for two.

Stop doing the TV TV. I mean, I'm not trying to be a dick, all right? I just don't know what's going on. That's it. You don't know what's going on with what? A lot of things, man. Such as, I mean, you're fine with implying that you don't believe shit and, like, throwing doubt in. I just don't want to talk about it on the show, but I can't talk to you any other way, so.

Yeah. So say your thing now. Don't just, like, imply that you don't believe it or there's something else going on. Say it. I don't know what's going on. Jav City for two. doing the he-he-he-he laugh, veto. It hurts my ears. Johnny Rocket for 10. I'm very confused

about what's going on with this show. What's to be confused about? I don't know. Are you happy with the show? No, I think you're low-end. Is there some... Okay. So what can I do to make the show like something you would enjoy doing? Because it feels like you don't enjoy doing it with me.

Ugh. Such a needy question. And their relationship has gotten very weird. Dick has blocked him. He tells Vito, don't text me, don't email me. I will not read it. I don't have time for this nonsense. And so now Vito has to bring up on the show. Like, is this show dying?

What are we doing? What can I do to fix things? So Vito knows it's more than just this tonightest thing. He's right about that. You know, as much as Dick is getting offended by him, not believing him, that's just the tinnitus thing, there is more to it than that. And so Dick comes back with a solution. You have in your mind?

What's going to make you happy? I don't know to make you happy. Just show up with energy. That's it. Show up with energy. I feel like I've, I feel like I've been doing that, and you're not happy with me. I feel like I've had great energy on a number of episodes. It's like, things just keep deteriorating.

So I don't know what to do anymore. Stop arguing online. Stop arguing online. Show up with energy. That's different. See, that's different. No, it's not different because it's retarded. Like there's, you won't do it.

I'm going to make a list. Stop arguing online. Show up with energy. energy for the show. What do you mean? Stop, like, E or shit. What do you mean? Stop going on Reddit and treating fans like shit.

Stop going on Reddit and giving snarky, sarcastic answers to people who want either to know when their comic is coming out or when they're getting a refund, which you said you would give them. I love that veto needed clarification. What do you mean? Don't argue with people online.

Don't argue with people online. I happen to be lucky enough that I'm too busy to argue with people online. Or else, maybe I would do that too, but it seems like a giant weights of time. I don't know why Vito is doing that, especially when it's annoying the hell out of dick and worsening the show. He's just being difficult. I mean, his delivery of, I don't understand why you think I should be more energetic. Well, how can I be more energetic?

So then he does whatever he, like, criminal does when they say, you know, you haven't cried over the loss of your, he starts what he thinks is giving energy. But it's just like a higher pitch. Yeah. It's the same. Well, what's wrong here? Now I can be boring up here, too, or down here. Where would you like it? I can't follow you.

Yeah, that's the other thing, too. Just tell me what I need to do to make you happy is the most bitch thing you can say to someone. It's like, man, I don't fucking know. Stop being annoying. Stop annoying me. How about that? Yeah, the shit you're doing right now. Yeah.

Stop asking that question. I hate that. Stop doing that immediately. Especially that you can only really come up with questions right in the middle. of a point I'm making. It seems to be the only time he's inspired to speak is when Dick is in the middle of a point. Yeah.

And I don't know how much you got of this, but I watched the whole thing, or at least the whole thing that this individual clipped. Which is an hour long. Yes. And that's all Vito says is, I don't understand. I don't get it. Right. He says it about 100 fucking times.

This is the next clip that I have. He wants to know why. What is, what am I arguing about? What do you mean? I just explained it. Stop giving snarky, sarcastic answers to people who are paying. Why? Why?

You asked what you could do. I gave you the answer. Okay, but I don't understand why this bothers you. Because these people pay hard-earned money for content. Okay. To support us, and unfortunately that includes you, but to support me and us. They give us money to consume a comedy product. And instead of growing the product, you're there arguing and turning away fans.

away fans who pay for the show that's what you do you find people who are paying you money and you treat them like shit who am i giving shit who's paying money for the show we know go read go read why people canceled the patreon and it's i'm sick of veto shit he knows what he's doing i'll come back when he's done doing this shit he knows what he's doing there's tons of people there's tons of people who confused dude i don't understand what i don't know how else to say this to you Stop treating paying customers like shit. Can you dump it down? I'm not following.

I also had a following out with Vito over Hackamania when he quit for a minute and then came back. And then I explained to him why that was fucked up. And he's like, I don't understand. I don't know what you mean. It's like, then why are we talking? I mean, if you can't explain something to you reasonably, then I'm wasting my time. And this is where Dick's at with him as well. What he's talking about here is Vito raised $30,000 a few years ago for this.

comic book super killer that he's going to be producing and if you remember we played on the show he cried when he found out he raised $30,000 through indigo go go to do this comic book it still hasn't come out he cannot get this thing done so now people are like veto what the fuck i gave you all this money this is part of the following out he has with mint and riley they supported it and they promoted the hell of it on this show biggest problem in the universe and that's where a lot of the support came from is because they know vio from this show. And so Dick's point is you're fucking over the fans. They're supporting us through Patreon or YouTube or Superchats, but they're also giving you money for your comic book and you telling them to fuck off

is not good. I'm not following. I'm sorry. Can you explain it another way? I'm telling you. The people who supported Vito for his dumb comic book are the same people who support this show.

And that's what Dick's trying to explain to him. And Vito's just not picking up on. that. And so this is just veto, just not getting it. You shouldn't say anything. Why does it bother you that I do? Like, why does it matter? It's my fucking life.

I won't do it. Okay, now that you're explaining to me that it really bothers you, okay. But like, I'm not policing. Yeah, but it's not okay. Because you're not going to do it. You're not going to do any of these things that you say you're going to do. Just like you sat in the fucking discord. You block people on Twitter all the time. I get messages from them. They go,

You know, I've been a long time fan of the show. I can't believe Dick would block me. Do you think I tell them? I'll talk to him. I can't believe you. You're a paying customer. He's got to respect you more. I go, yeah, well, I don't control Dick's fucking block list and take it up with him.

I'm not policing your internet behavior. But everything I do, you fucking catalog it and you pitch your fit about it. I don't get it. What's the difference? Hey, shithead, did I ask you how I could make your experience better? But I don't, okay. Did I ask you how I could change my behavior to make your experience better? So, you know, the way this conversation started

was like, tell me what I need to do so that you're not mad at me anymore. And he goes, well, stop fucking with people on the internet. So you fuck with people on the internet too. Just like that, you idiot. You're not understanding this officer. You drove 90 to pull me over. Right.

If you don't want me going 90 to 40, I won't, okay? Yeah, why are you going 90 and a 40? You started it. Also, Dick blocking people is very different than this guy arguing with people over refunds for money. invested in a product that isn't done and never will be it's insane if he doesn't understand this

he's arguing with it am i mistaken that this is dick show he's the host and this is his they're co-hosts they're equal 50-50 partners okay i dick actually made that clear when veto had his melt down a couple years ago where dick was just like fine we'll put it in writing 50 50 co-hosts all right the show doesn't go on without either of us so dick dick did a commitment to veto He's having bars remorse. And almost dumbfounded. Yeah. Wow.

I just think I haven't seen what this guy's good at yet. I'm waiting for his skill to appear. He was going to hackamany. I thought he did a good job at hackomania, except for making fun of me for liking the Simpsons when he pulled clips of me being out a show about the Simpsons. Like, what are you going to talk about? It's pretty funny, actually, Adam. I don't know if you've checked out season six. All right.

You mean from the Tracy Olman show? It's not going to last. It's not going to last. It's not going to last. All right, bait, bait, bait, bait, bait, bait, bait, bait, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight. so dick explains to veto what an easy job he has and i don't dick's not saying this but i'll say it on his behalf there's a so many people who would love to be the co-host of the biggest problem in the universe it was a huge show when it was on with dick and maddo i certainly would have signed up for this

and so he's explaining to veto that yeah you got kind of got a cake job here buddy Stop arguing on Twitter with people who pay for your comedy and your fucking comics. Stop acting like you're better than them and do the show with some energy. What's wrong with that? I think I've done pretty good energy. You haven't. Today you showed up like a fucking sack of shit. Yeah, well, you know what?

You guys are kind of beating it out of me. I've been trying to really... Your job is to show up and make jokes on a microphone, you fucking drama queen. not everyone is here to placate your experience it's the easiest job in the world you cry about it every week fuck I'm not

I'm not crying about it you cry about it fucking constantly you cry about my motivation what's my motivation I need to be catered to at all times it's so fucking annoying catered to I just want like a basic level of respect

you deserve less honestly you deserve less. This is the version of Dick. I hope I never encounter. Oh, the business end. Oh, man. I don't want to be in the business end of a Dick Masterson conversation. That's why I avoid all of this.

I keep our conversations spotted light. But fucking Vito is very difficult to work with. And I learned this the hard way recently because I was getting emails around to the Hackamania show from Vito that it was just paragraphs and paragraphs. I'm like, geez, what was supposed to do with this? And Dick talks about it. that here. I'm trying to understand what is happening. You haven't communicated

with me for like two months. Now you tell me we can't email about the show anymore. Bro, I'm just like, we will never email again. Are you fucking insane? You send these psychotic like ex-girlfriend emails about schizhen.

What was psychotic? What was psychotic? What was psychotic? Tell me what was a psychotic about the email? Any email at all that has to do with your internet fights? is psychotic. It's not psychotic. I literally just said,

hey, here's the thing I don't want to talk about on the show. You've had things you don't want to talk about on the show. I'm canceling Hacomania. You remember that one? Totally okay with them? You remember that one?

I'm canceling Hacomania. I'm not doing Hacomania. Yep, that was one of those psychotic emails. I like that Schizzo Sean gets brought up. Of course, Schizzocheon famously recorded the steeltoe 11th anniversary. He's been killing it lately.

And also pissing off of Vito. So there's that. This is the last clip I have on here. There's a lot more to this, and I encourage people to go check this out. Biggest problem in the universe, this most recent episode on Friday. But apparently, Vito, because he can't communicate with Dick, is calling Dick's wife to talk to her about shit. SchenzoShon TV for five. I've given you over $4,000 and you treat me like a terrorist.

Bender for five. Stop picking fights. Stop calling Dick's wife to defend you. No fucking shit, man. calling my wife at school calling her to defend me what are you talking my wife at all was a big fucking problem for me okay well let's talk about it yeah kill yourself that's what i have to say about it's a problem why don't she just talk to me about these problems because you are a retard you don't ever change anything you don't listen and you have and everything you say is a way to just keep

people talking exhausted i think i try to understand what the problems are and i try to adjust my behavior to make them better, but let's be clear. Next time you have, next time you have any kind of relationship with the man. Don't ever fucking call their wife. How about that? Okay. I don't get it. I assumed that you guys were at home. This is why

you're retarded because you don't, you just don't listen. Oh, I don't get it. I'm trying to explain to you why I would do it. Do you think I didn't care? I don't give a fuck why you would do it. Do you think I did it because I'm trying to hurt you? Why you would do it. I don't give a fuck why you would do it.

I don't ever do it. I wanted to know where you were. I would assume the person who lives with you would know where you are. Vito, you bothering people with, like, novels? Because it's taking time. You are not worth the time. It takes to engage with you. Then don't engage with me, but just tell me.

You are blocked on everything because you were a fucking time suck. Wow. That's brutal. That cuts to the heart of things. That really does. Yikes. I feel bad for Vito now. I can't believe I'm saying this. I appreciate Dick's leadership.

Is it worth the time? It's not. I also cut him out of my life. But Jesus Christ. And somebody says, don't call my wife and you're like, let's talk about it. There's no conversation. That was the end of the conversation. It's either I got it or you don't get it.

I have brought up the phrase deliberately missing the point. Yeah. Vito is deliberately missing the point. I can't tell. I think he's a smart guy. But yeah, when things like this happen, I'm just like, are you really that stupid? Like, I explained to him the whole hackamania thing with Riley and Mint. He was going to not go because they were telling people to go to his house or something like that.

Or they were going to sabotage the show by yelling out. They never came to the fucking show. They weren't even there. He just, he falls for all this stuff. And meanwhile, like I said, on the biggest problem at that live show, he was a cry bully because he comes on here and plays the victim. But then he's in Discord saying that. He's going to S.A. Riley's girlfriend, Mint Salad, and he's going to do all the shit. Just like, dude, you're asking for more trouble.

This is what you want to have happen. Like, I hate people who don't think through their actions. Like, what am I trying to accomplish with this? And Vito's one of those guys. He just, he's a very emotional dude. He just acts on emotion and like, oh, I'm fired up. So I'm doing this thing. It's like, what's that going to get you in the long run?

Nothing. The business end of Dick Masters. Yes. And thank God that happened. That was a lot of fun. All right. You want to bring us through this. Simcast episode you were on?

I was very, very happy to be invited onto the Simcast with Chrissy Mayor Lisa Reynolds and Violet Brandani. I was on the week before, by the way, and I never did really discuss it. I probably should have, but anyway. I was glad to see you on. I was watching you live.

Oh, yeah. I was surprised that I was able to make it. It all worked out perfectly. And it worked out so great because when we last covered Chrissy, we discovered that she wasn't having the easiest time with motherhood right that the adjustment was kind of difficult she was staying up all night she was

watching the baby the baby was still in the crib long after it should be a moved so I really wanted to know what was in the bed with them it wasn't in the crib she's done no crib training yeah they couldn't move it from the crib to oh yeah they couldn't move from the bed to the crib right yeah that was a thing that sucked out to me I was like oh boy yeah 15 months I remember the chat was very disturbed by that yeah right a lot of parents in there so I was so happy when she opened up very early with an update into motherhood. So now we get to see how that's going. Oh, good.

Excited to find this out. Yeah, no, it's exactly what I was looking for. The baby is sick. The baby, we took the baby, we took everybody to Dorney Park on, I guess, last Monday. And he's 15 months, and, like, I thought I was careful with him. But he, anyway, he came down with hoof. I always call it hoof and mouth disease. I know that's not, because that sounds very light.

livestock, but he has hand, foot, mouth with disease, which sounds so disgusting and unclean. And I hate them. You can get it for a livestock, though. Yeah, that does sound awful. I'm not going well. I'm sorry to hear that. Kind of a bummer. Yeah.

Where are we going next? To a little more of these details up to what she's going through right now. In the back of his mouth. Oh, it's so heartbreaking. He wouldn't eat for a couple days. I had to get syringes, like these dry syringes, and fill them up with, like, coconut water, water, watermelon puree, like anything to keep him hydrated. So I did that for a couple days.

But now, it's like today, he was really eating like normal again and nursing. So that's good. That's good. Yeah. You're a good mom. He, like, sailed away on a sailboat by himself, like down and got lost. Who did? My son.

Like he's in like the sailing camp and I get this phone call and from these people. I'm like, we have your son and he's on a dock and he's scared. I'm like, do you want me to come get him? And I'm thinking like he's with the camp people. No, no, no, no. He sailed 15 blocks down and a sailboat by himself. Whoa. How old is he?

Eight. Oh, boy. Well, okay. I don't know if this is a support group. I want to be a park out here. They were like, you're a good mom. It's all fun. It's all fun.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. My kids on a sailboat on a side himself. I don't know where. They're like, do you want to pick him up? I said, sure. Oh, no. He's having fun.

Okay. And I don't want to dwell on, you know, a mother with a sick kid. There's nothing inherently funny about that. I was, too, but I just wanted to give us an update. Okay. And I know how much we love segways here, and just purely for the sake of the segue, and how masterfully she handles this. I want you to watch her switch from one topic to the other here.

Oh, so I hope he gets. better he he he oh my god like two nights ago he was up from he usually falls asleep around like eightish and he was screaming till like two 30 that's the worst and uh you just you feel like such a failure because you're like wow nothing i'm doing is helping and you just have to wait for them to like just tire themselves out uh but hopefully that it's not too many more times of that oh sorry to start the show with a bummer But anyway, yeah, I wonder if like, and now I felt the chills all day and it feels hot. So I don't know what's going on.

I don't know what's going on with me. So Violet, we're going to talk about our fabulous content hotel, which is coming up in four, four short weeks. Oh, my goodness. I'm so excited. Let me pull this up for you. Can you imagine? Will the baby be there? Can you imagine starting off the show, complaining about our personal lives?

and all this shit that's going on. Anyway, if you want to see this in person, oh, it wasn't done going on about this rash I got here. Not to make it too personal, but your father had passed away while we were doing a show, and we didn't know. Correct. You didn't mention it.

It was amazing. This is a lot. I feel really bad for Chrissy. So I, I, by the way, none of this was while I was on the air. This all happened before. Yeah, yeah, this is the lead-in for you. How fun. They set me up really well.

So when given the opportunity, I'd never met Keanu before, I asked her about what it's like to spend time with Aaron. Oh, yeah. She was just hanging out with Aaron at his house a couple weekends ago. What is that like? That's the funnest part about hanging out with Aaron, just observing him, just being a piece of furniture in his weird life. You know, just observing him from his day to day. He is just a like, sort of

interesting person to observe. And he also... Doesn't sound like a compliment of, I'm being honest with it. I just saw this really interesting guy walking down the street. Yeah, he was going, do, do, do, do, do, do that's interesting. Not the universal sign for interesting, yeah. What, does he host a show or something else be very popular on the internet?

Don't do, do, do. Oh, no. With friends like these, huh? yeah it was wild that uh but she's trying to ride the line you know she's doing the best she can but luckily chrissey comes right in with the fire okay good a little bit but have you talked to april in a while i well it's a funny thing uh no which tells me and i don't blame her for not texting me back but aaron even said when i was there um he was like text her text her text her and i said really yeah Yeah, and I said, I said to her, I went, obviously, you probably wouldn't want to hang out with anyone else. But, like, I am in town if you'd like to, you know, hang out. Just me and you, no nonsense, no nothing.

But, of course, you're not going to text. I like, it makes perfect sense. So. Yeah, because the next time you need to feed something to Daddy KB, you'll read the text. on the show. That's why people don't want to communicate with you. So that's amazing. Aaron was encouraging her to text his ex-wife, April. Oh, you should, yeah, you should totally text her.

See what she's up to. See what she's doing. That's a wild thing to say out of show. I'm guessing Aaron thought that that was going to be kept a secret. I would hope so. I would think so, right? You put people over to your house and then that happens. They're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Aaron wanted me to text April all weekend.

And, you know, we spent a lot of time speculating here and on this little piggy about Aaron's motivations. And one of the big questions we had was, why would he spend three grand on this? Like, that's a lot of money that could have gone to Johnny Crutches, that we couldn't understand why you spent it this way. That would be something that an ex-husband would want to do. That was reminding me of Nick Rakeda being at Hackamania, where he just had that vibe where he's still kind of stuck in this relationship. and he thinks that April sees and knows everything he says and everything he does, especially if it's broadcast. So this had that like, I'll invite her over,

and then she'll text and say I'm here and she'll know how well I'm doing, I guess. Or maybe you'll get to see her. Oh, you're right. April's fuck these people's lives up. It must be amazing over there. I know we hear about like the smelly pussy and stuff, but I'm starting to think maybe this chick's good at bed.

I don't know, man. There's a lot of guys in love with her. Yeah, that's an expensive text he just bought. Yes, it is. Now, Chrissy, we're going to take you back to the beginning of the show before I was even on. She offered up this information by herself. And I get a lot of accusations of, I don't know, unfairly pulling confessions out of people when I don't ask. And this is an example of just something very interesting that Chrissy offered up early in the episode we should look at.

That's very triggering. to me because as a child we would take long car trips like we would drive to Florida we would go to Lake George that was like our one family trip we would drive there and I had to share the backseat of a Plymouth Voyager

with wood paneling that I would peel off but I would sit in the back with my sister and then like my dad just wouldn't stop he would never like stop at rest stops so we had to poop in like a bucket like a dish like a car

bowl that we kept and it was like zippered up in this That's a new one, Chrissy. That's bizarre. The briefcase looking thing Like you can tell it went with the potty. It wasn't like a briefcase. It was like a zippered container. And it was like a

Gatorade model that it was like potty thing. And that was, I don't think we were shitting into it that I can remember. But it was kind of embarrassing. This is child abuse. and it did start with we're shitting in this thing and then she's like well maybe we weren't shitting

but that sounds I'm shocked I haven't heard this story before that sounds like someone who streams as much as Chris he does you think that would have come up so Adam comes on the show and he was listening to this and he wants to follow up on that story because I'm like we're not just going to let that slide are we Detective Bush is on the case

Russell Hall for 5 I think road trips were hellish enough without having to stop every 30 minutes. The rule is if you don't go when you stop for gas, use a bottle. Okay, well, girls can't pee into a bottle, Russell. Having to poop in a bucket, that's not okay. Oh, you heard that, okay. I've been listening to a lot of it, yeah.

Yeah, that's something I would tell a therapist when I recount my younger years. I didn't like that necessarily. It made me feel bad. It's not a lot to like going on there. no and you have to have balance and then like everyone's listening to you pee Jesus Christ I don't think she was processing what how horrific this is to balance people can hear you peeing that's that's the problem

what Rob Soler if you're listening did you know that you can just respond like that just how Chris he said yeah yeah it's kind of fucked up but yeah probably uh probably affected me more than I even thought of anyway like do you know that I was that's an option to you. I'm getting, you know, uh, lynched for pulling these horrible stories out of you that I did not ask about because I don't know. I asked her directly. And she said, yeah, yeah, it's kind of fucked up. And then moved on, you know, like an adult. She didn't launch into a 40-minute monologue involving impressions and props about all the sexual activity that Carl and I and his wife were getting involved in. Like, it's not creating a super villain. This is not

an origin story because I asked a fucking follow-up question. She handled it like an adult. That's because Chrissy's brain is not broken in the way that Rob Saul's brain is broken. Right. And Rob doesn't even realize that. He said, well, I brought up this thing. I can't even do a Robb impression anymore.

Or Jay Leno. I know. I'm doing the Jay Leno. I don't. I don't. I didn't deserve that. I haven't watched Rob in a long time. I forget what he sounds like. But you get the point. He loses his mind. Well, there's another guy similar to Rob Saul who also gets distracted by your chats and also makes up these whimsical tales about our relationship

for some reason. It's amazing how many of these guys, when they see you around, they think of me immediately. Like, they just associate you with me and have to create these. It's the worst decision I ever made. Because it's all they can use against me. Well, this is our boy, Karmic. And, I mean, God, if we had unlimited time, which we do not, Karmic is another. interesting case because, you know, it was that big sex weekend with Gilly, Felicia Gillespie,

and then all these things were revealed, and then Karmic was having a rough go after that. I don't know if they've broken up. I don't know what's going on. None of that matters. What matters is how Karmic feels about me. Adam Bush, you're a cunt, okay? So go fuck yourself. When does the show start?

you're a cunt Jesus All right man So I think it's a valid question We're what an hour and 29 minutes into the stream Like yeah when does the show start buddy Oh lick Carl's asshole

That's all you got in your fucking repertoire To impress that fucking nobody Who all he does All he does is want to impress himself That tee's and ha ha's How do you impress yourself? I'm trying to impress you. That's all I care about.

You're trying to impress yourself. Which I guess is noble. You're setting your own set of values and standards. I guess, yeah. It's also odd to me that a lot of these guys go into like you're licking my butthole. It's a lot of like gay sex and like we're like sword fighting. Gay lovers. And producer Chris and I were talking about this at rehearsal last night.

Oh, band practice? Yeah, we're a band practice last night. And we were discussing this because I had just seen this clip, someone in the WATP, universe gave me a heads up kind of a lot of heads up lately people talking shit about me and so I was watching this and I bring it up to Chris I go I don't understand why everyone assumes Adam and I are gay Chris has been doing the show for years he's at my house we're in the studio together we live near each other we're in a band together and then I realized I think everyone thinks that Chris is too good for me I'm very offended by this why aren't Chris and I

joking off. What the fuck? We'll talk after the show. It's not cool, man. I think the joke they're implying is that Chris gives off a very different energy than me. Oh, okay. A specific kind of energy to the show that might belay that sort of thing. But if I do, then I don't know what the hell is Kermic X thing is.

He's a real pussy hound. That's a real pussy hound. Do you want to talk about it? How many girls you sleep with in the last month? Stop it. Blushing. So, stay with that shit. That's where you.

belong in bare basic nerd nerdyville with Carl and his mom wave you should be ashamed to even work with people like that you should be ashamed take that the guy who spent a weekend with Felicia in a hotel room in Minneapolis is like hey what are you doing being on a successful show

and has a lot of viewers what's that all about getting it up what's it like what's that about what are you ejaculating with girls what's going out over there. I gave her a foot rub. Fucking idiot. And what's your view on Shully, Adam Bush?

I thought you wanted him out of there. A second ago, he's like, get the fuck out of here. Adam, there's like, by the way, since you're here. Yeah. Before you go. Yeah, give him some info on Shulay. One more thing. Yeah, every, but every time, it's like, oh, yeah,

oh, yeah, Shulie. So weird. That's another guy. Don't. Don't give that motherfucker leeway. If you do, we're ending this conversation. I like that. Oh, fuck.

Okay, now we have common ground, Big W. Okay, Carl is a fucking nerd. Dush, nozzle, piece of shit. Has nothing going for him. That's true. But laughing at his own fucking lines, it's ridiculous. It's a good point. You're losing focus.

I'd rather listen to my nephew choke to death than listen to Carl. Okay, that was a good line. Yeah. That I was impressed with. But Kermik says so many things are just nonsense and don't go anywhere. When he said that, I'm like, okay, that's actually funny. It makes me wonder if his nephew's there. No, he is.

That's the point. His nephew is a real person that he was talking about earlier. Oh, no. Who has nothing. Yeah, and it's actually like a sweet guy that he's built up like John and one of his helpers. He, it is a real guy

that we know is watching the show. We were talking about some of the comedians on Stephanie Miller like he's, you know, you're calling him out

as a player and he doesn't like that. Somewhere his nephew is watching this going what? He's actually choking. Yeah. Why would you say that?

Well, it's funny because Carbick cracks himself up here in a second and then it kind of regrets it. Ouch. That was harsh.

Yeah, it was. that was harsh i feel bad about saying that cracking himself up that was a good line carmick i don't know if you know this but i'm very thin skin and i don't like that kind of stuff please never again but just for the record this just descends into nothing like he can't get over um what he just said he couldn't really get anything over on us so he just starts playing disco music and dancing and then shuts down the stream and now i'm gonna hear adam thinks he had karmic shut down the stream. No, I don't. I asked him, when does the show start? Which, by the way, I asked Bob

Levy every night for like two weeks. And every night he had a different, funny answer and didn't give a fuck. Right. That's how that's supposed to work. Right. I don't know how you feel about this. I don't want to get into it. But Karmic thinks he's an actual artist with his AI music that he creates. And that was AI bullshit. And I think between the three of us in this room, we all find that a little bit offensive okay just throw that out there if it was you know I would even give him a pass if it was interesting like I just can't deny that this little piggy has a great theme song it's the one outlier of all this AI music but the music he likes is share 96 it's so bad yes it's awful and the worst part about this guy is that he doesn't know what but I digress

means it doesn't mean anyway which is what you think it means and how you use it but I digress means I've gone off on a tajent, and now I'm bringing it back to the main topic. It's the thing you say pretty much every 30 seconds, and you have no fucking idea what it means. There is no main topic. There's nothing. That's the problem. There's nothing. Yeah.

You're not digressing. You're just rambling. We're not debating whether I'm a nerd. It's been settled decades ago. We know I'm a nerd. You're not breaking any new ground here, buddy. I think he was calling me a nerd, but in the words of the great Greg Opie Hughes, this guy, all he does is. Babble, Babble, Babble.

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it's true or not. Maybe she was sleeping. I mean, dumb as shit. The stories that are told on MLC are mind boggling. How stupid they are. Do we fuck on Friday night? I can't remember. What's what's going on?

Anyway. So now Ashley is mad at KB. And this is what happens with everyone with KB. They have a falling out. And then some people who are really stupid like Kianu and Chad Zumach, they just come back around. It's just this fucking, blah, blah, rotating door where they just keep going back to Kevin and being his friend again. And who knows that probably will happen with Ashley coming. She seems really dumb, too.

but babble babble babble that's not what i was trying to do i'm on the wrong screen you're funny yourself so this is from chad boosemock who's a reporter breaking news word is actually is reporting uh and friends with someone at google trying to get rid of the mLC youtube the live tab on melc podcast youtube is removed and all the vids are two to three years old now you heard it here first and so this is is a screen grab of a text conversation between Ashley and Kevin Brennan. And Kevin's a sweet guy to text with. Are you going to show them to your cunt sister?

Did she fuck the guys that started Google? That's what she's known for. Being a Hollywood horror, you need to breathe, you pathetic loser. Do you need money for rent, too? You broke bitch. That's what our buddy Kevin is setting to you with. Ashley. Wow.

And Ashley responds with, yes, and Google plot twist. Larry is my friend, referring to Larry Page, one of the co-founders of Google. And she says, you fucked up. I am good on rent. Thanks for asking, paying me the money, you owe me, blah, blah, whatever. So what is going on with MLC? I did not see them go live today. I checked before we did the show to see if, you know, usually Kevin's on at 4.430.

and if you go to their page oh he's on live now oh good for him well that's that's good news the live tab is back all right crisis averted everybody maybe kevin took down his live tab to fuck with everyone and took down some videos

in order to get people talking but ashley was on jake hudson show today and explained that it is war she is going to take kevin down so we We shall see what happens with that. Is Ashley a powerful enemy or another

Rube that's entered into the dabbled verse unknowing of what goes on around here? It's like when Aaron had to do some damage control and he could pick any of the DV shows he wanted and he chose Ray DeVito because he wanted no pushback at all. So many thought he could boss around. Yep, precisely.

Let's talk about my boy, Stiltoe. He's talking all sorts of shit lately. Please, please, please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. I want to start up with the clips that you pulled from this morning's episode of Steele Tao. It was too much. You start listening, and it's just every five seconds is some unbelievable moment. But I took, I took particular umbrage with his. Calling out of someone named Little Tay who started an only fan.

So Will Tay became famous when she was like nine years old. She was doing these viral video, social media clips where she's calling everyone else. She's just like, oh, I got a Ferrari. I didn't even have a license to drive. I'm only nine, but I can drive a fucking Ferrari, bitch. You ain't got shit. I got everything. I'm there's like this weird, whatever she was doing.

Oh, that's Cartman. Yeah, it was kind of like Cartman kind of thing. And she just turned 18. and what's wild about this story with Will Tay is that this was like a countdown thing where it's like as soon as I turn 18 I'm going to activate my only fans

guys were purchasing this back in 2023 when she was 16 knowing that it was going to launch in 2025 so very much like that's that good remember very much like that Olson Twins vibe thing where it's just like oh at this date

they're going to be 18 like okay well they actually turned the mutant spouse Bad news. But, yeah. I think the technical term was gremlins. Gremlins, yeah, thank you. So, Lil Tay did a similar kind of thing, and Aaron's going to talk about that, and not realize how dumb he sounds saying this. It's so tragic.

It's sad that when... Holy shit, that shirt's in regular rotation now? Fuck. I have ridiculous shirts, too, but I wear them few and far between, you know what I mean? And ironically. Yeah. It doesn't scream shock jock that... You don't think so?

Mani Weiss palette, yeah. You were just waiting. It's so tragic. It's sad that women are... Some of these women are so stupid that they don't see that only fans is just them being their own pimp in the sex trafficking business.

They think it's empowering. They think it's, oh, I'm creating the content. You're still other people's horror for money. You know, you're just the pimp. You're the pimp and the hoe. It doesn't make the business you're in any better. It's still short money. It's still money.

Nobody cares about you in the business and nobody's looking out for you. And you're not educated enough to be able to handle it all yourself. So just watching these people take this shortcut of only fans, knowing how the road's going to end. It's either a lack of self-awareness or I'm going to throw this out there. he has zero respect for his audience he thinks that they're adults and this is this is my new train of thought ever since watching the people that showed up to stonies for the 11th year anniversary and they went oh these are the rubs that go ah erin's got it all figured out and keep throwing money at them because for erid to go out and talk about how you have zero self-respect

and you're just begging for money on only fans and just selling out to do that. It's like, all right, Venbo, PayPal, Rumble Rans, fuck. Really? I think when the shows go on for so long, like three, four hours, they're not even aware of what they're saying anymore.

And they don't catch these crazy segways, like when he goes from that to PayPal, Rumble Rant. You might be on to something here. And this next clip you pulled, you said to quote SJ, projection alert. yeah this is right for the stalkers this is right for you know unhealthy relationships the whole deal and like good luck getting a good partner while you're flashing your pussy on only fans that's gonna it's gonna narrow the the field if you will and it's going to cause problems

uh no oh by the way nova you're uh you're good all right who is he concerned for i know he's so concern for this only fans girl he's all worried about for some reason I have no problem with with OF or anybody making money any way they want to I got no problem with busking

what I have a problem with is an asshole like this judging people that do only fans while he is comfortable making Johnny Crutches stand for money and the more money you give him the more this handicapped gentleman will stand for your

amusement. You're telling me one is better than the other. Nope. Oh, he thinks it's completely different, which is insane because if Aaron had a body anyone wanted to see, he'd be an only fan. Yes. Yeah, he would be his team. Yeah, he would definitely be jerking off on a live stream if people gave him money to do it. Aaron's not pretty much is. Don't do that. No, I know. It's actually more embarrassing, to be honest. all right, this is, the parallels between his life and what he's talking about, it finally dawns on him. He finally realizes like, oh, shit, everything that I'm talking about right now, people could

point at me and say the same thing. Oh, and then these women, they've been convinced by the porn industry. They've been convinced by these demons in this industry that somehow this is empowering for them. We're empowering women. Yeah, open up your pussy to the point we can. see your fucking kidneys it's empowering give away every intimate detail of your body that's supposed to be for you and a partner it's fucking empowering it's gross man i'm uncomfortable and i'm disgusted

with myself for how i allowed my wife to fucking behave while she was on this show i should have kept her away from that completely she behaved like a rank fucking slut sometimes and i allowed it and that's fucking disgusting on my part so i'm teaching you this lesson from a guy who learned the hard way Value your relationships. Keep shit private. Don't show shit off for strangers who don't fucking matter and don't give a shit. And a lot of times find it weird. So the porn industry has convinced these stupid wayward hoes that showing your fucking guts to the entire world are fucking on camera is somehow empowering.

No, it's giving up a very special piece. God, how much stress is the other? Look at that Zit right here. It's going to pop. Look out. That is. That is some pimple he's got going on. Fucking on camera is somehow empowering.

No, it's giving up a very special piece of yourself. Very special. For what? Money and exposure. The devil's gasoline. It's unbelievable. The lack of self-awareness here. Even when he realizes it, he still has to double down.

He does sound like a churchgoer, though. Yeah. Give them that. There's so much to unpack there. Like, I allowed my poor slut wife to be a slut on camera. That's on me, guys. I'm going to take responsibility for me allowing her to be such a whore. Like, do you know what you sound like?

You put her on the air. Remember that pimp you were just talking about? That's you, buddy, making that guy stand for money. That's you. You know, and he comes in with this when he caught himself. he was like, well, I've been through this, I think I can weigh in on it. And by weighing in on it, I look at other people who have been through the same thing, and I show no sympathy for them.

In fact, I show less. I shit on them. Like, Quad, and those guys, they say things about everyone. And when they get down to it, they always tell me, well, you were a child actor. I bet you were abused. Okay, so if I was, would that give me maybe a leg to stand out in this conversation, or do I know less about it than you? Show some fucking sympathy if you've been through it.

That's what someone who has would do. It's also odd that he calls out this OnlyFans girl or OnlyFans girls. She's just like, you don't realize you're just pimping yourself out for the man? And then he goes, I mean, I did that to April. That's even worse. It wasn't even your-slut. It's different. It wasn't even your body that you're pimping out for money.

It was someone else's. At least these girls are pimping out their bodies. They're doing a great job taking care of, by the way. He made it clear. He said they think it's empowerment, but it's not. not. Oh, okay. It's not. Thanks for letting me know. What were you saying, Chris? Oh, I think he's jealous that there's no middleman with O.F. Right. Yeah. All right. So this is from last night's show. And I'm just going to play this for the context of how no one's watching Aaron's show anymore

and he has to admit that. God, tragic numbers tonight. I don't know what I did wrong or I don't know if there's some kind of event on tonight, but, uh, oh boy, this is a flop, sweaty steel toe. Uh, I'm just going to do a great show and just not look at those numbers because they are bad, bad, bad, bad, our lowest in a long time for tonight's evening show. So hit like, hit subscribe, hit follow. More importantly, hit the goal, that's going to be important. We're going to need all hands on deck tonight because it's going to be a little, little audience. This is, this man's insane. No one's watching this show. No one cares about it. So you

better start giving me even more money. Because now I'm going to need everybody to start handing over money. We don't have the luxury of having a big show that's actually entertaining and people are enjoying. I'm not even going to look at the numbers. I'm just going to put on a kick-ass show. Prove it. Yeah. And then

beg for the goal immediately. So he's going to start talking shit about me and Tuki. And yes, like I said, I brought my receipts today. We're going to prove Aaron wrong about this. And we're going to start off by him talking shit about Tuki. What happened was, Tuki was on MLC, and

what happens on MLC is either you agree with Kevin, or you get kicked off. And Tuki was bringing up some really good points. He was also being very funny. And so, Kevin kept kicking him off the screen when Tuki was telling Kianu, like, for example,

Keanu was reading text messages that I had sent her and Gino privately. and Keanu's whole point when she was on this little piggy with Nick Rickeda was that Nick didn't have permission to share text messages that April sent him and so therefore Nick's a scumbag and a piece of shit even though Nick kept saying no I did get permission from April to share these but then Keanu I didn't get permission to share text messages I said so Tuki goes on and goes what the fuck hypocrite police he didn't say that but you know what are you doing by doing this is everything you stand against. But Aaron has now spun this. The narrative is that Tuky,

the reason why I got kicked off of MLC is because he's just not good anymore and no one likes him. Hui says Tuki crashed out on MLC who should invite him on the show. I hear he's been having a lot of crash outs lately. Oh yeah? I tell you the Toges breaks people. And I

don't even try. They just do it to themselves. It's wild. Yeah, Kianu broke him. I've broken him apparently, even though I've done nothing. He's a weird guy. Look, anybody who's middle-aged and shoves their fist up a puppet's ass and thinks that's, you know, positive development, you got to question their sanity a little bit.

It was only a matter of time before that guy showed his true colors. I mean, somebody's taking the internet a little too seriously. Anytime you're crashing out as a puppet, you got to start reevaluating, man. I'm sorry. Aaron, just a FYI for you, buddy. Tuki is crushing it. he's crushing out tuky is doing

fan fucking tassic way better than erin him all bigger numbers more people giving him money it's not even close he's beloved he's beloved everyone loves toky he doesn't he doesn't go on and do shows enough I think that's really the general consensus and so for erin to just go on and have

one person be like yeah he crash out almost he's like yeah I've been hearing he's crashed out all over the place lately man that tuky no one's watching this little piggy when tuky's on no one's watching tupy soup I know Rock can get his shit together more than anyone else I've ever met

But this fucking idiot Is talking about how he's crashing out So he's just inventing a fantasy world That helps him cope With what's going on in his life Because honestly if I had Aaron's life I'd want to pretend everything was different as well Let's get into smug Aaron

This is a fun version This wasn't smug Aaron We're getting into that It gets worse This is how I would know Aaron Yeah Okay That's it

It's too bad to hear about it. It really is. But I told you guys, I warned you, all of you guys who come back to me and go, oh, this happened, this happened. I told you that shit was going to happen. I can see these things. I know some people I know better than they know themselves, especially Internet people. They're not very difficult to figure out. There's a lot of, they wear their unresolved life traumas on their sleeve.

And communicating through a puppet is a big risk. red flag. Carl also letting Keanu know that he's very sensitive about Kevin Brennan talking about his club foot. And bum. Jesus. Anyone who needs me to stay relevant is kind of a bum anyway.

Baba Huey with 199 says, fan of you both think interview with Carl would be great. Carl took the shortcut. Carl took the shortcut. This is interesting right here. Interview with Carl would be great. And I said,

anytime anywhere I'll do it on his channel we can do it on both our channels you can do it on my channel you let us know because I have nothing to hide I am happy to talk to Aaron one on one and only a guy who's gaslighting

and lying to his audience would say oh no I can't I can't talk to Carl interview with Carl would be great Carl took the shortcut Carl took the shortcut he did the very phony thing of needing me for money

needing me to draw attention to himself and he was very phony and he wasn't very honest and well then fucking call me out yeah I'm phony and I'm not honest and you have all this shit and dirt on me then let's hash it out buddy

let's let's talk about it because I'll remind everyone I was on Aaron's side and I said Melton's saying that April's on drugs and they're not together anymore and all this shit's going on I said Aaron's playing the long game

He's going to show up with April next to his side And they're going to go, ha ha, you guys are idiots Turned out you were on drugs I was the idiot And then after I go Fuck you guys are right all along Aaron's a liar He sucks at this

He's been lying to all of us Aaron then went on his show and goes And Kerr won't even admit that he was wrong About April and I getting a divorce And I went no no no I did a whole show Where I brought on Ozzy guy And a bunch of people just like

How did I get all this wrong And let them explain it to me. The mansplained to me how I got this all wrong. And Aaron kept this whole thing going, where Carl's phony, he's lying about this. Until finally, Keanu went on and he goes, no, Carl's not lying about this at all. He totally admits that he was completely wrong

about you. And I was having his back. I was sticking up for him. I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for Christ's sake. He's actively punishing you for believing him. Yes. And that's the part that's so crazy to me. And the fact that he just, he continues to

act like, I'm the asshole and therefore he can't even have a conversation with me because, you know, I needed him so badly to, uh, to make money. Uh, I he that up. I fucked it up. Carl sold his soul for money. Then, let's talk about it. You know, you can

do that. It's okay to sell your soul. That's totally fine. I don't be grudge Carl for that. But that comes with, uh, you know, that he's, you go down that road. You cut off others. That's all. I taste very I alto says club foot. I'll just say this. for the last time. The fact that I'm willing to talk to him and he's not willing to talk to me, he tells you everything you needed to know. Aaron is a liar and prove me wrong.

Down that road, you cut off others. That's all. I taste Ferry Ayalto says Clubfoot Carl. Yeah, Clubfoot. Club foot Carl. Baba Huey with 199. No, he's not going to help. I've been on his show before.

There's no bump from it. It's all about other people. There's nobody there for him. They're just there for the other people. So, I mean, I've been there before. I got no exposure, no bump from it. It really doesn't do much. And you have to do all the work because he's not very good.

You have to be the funny. You have to be the entertainment. This is the conversation I had with Adam and Chris for every show. But guys, I have no talent. Can you please do all the work again? Again? Yes, I need you to do all the work again, please. Every week.

Episode 645. I still need you guys to do all the work. Why does this keep cutting off? I don't know. I thought it was just me. But what he's doing here is a mental state that we've seen streamers get to it's rare it doesn't happen but it shows you the delusion and how this is their entire world he's at that point where he stops reading the actual

chats and he's just responding to them as if they're people and he's having a conversation he's not letting us in on what he's talking about he's just debating with the voices in his head and we get to watch yeah he's pretending they'll read the chat just be like yeah i know carl's an idiot oh my gosh you're right he also is ugly i forgot about that part yeah see that's the thing that's the thing yeah we don't know it's supposed to be a show for us not you all right i'm gonna i don't know how else to share this for it will actually stick stream yard they can't hear you moody i need your help on this all right let's hope that this works this time we've been going a long time tonight that's part of the the problem let me just finish up this clip

and i have one more clip and then i'll show my receipts get me wrong he's a very good opi i'm not shitting on him he's a great opi and that's a role that every show needs but that's those are his limitations, unfortunately. It's got to be crazy to know everything about everything all the time and always be right. I feel like that'd be a weird way to exist. It's a burden. It's a burden.

It's a burden. To pull it off. So this is, that was from last night's show. So this is earlier in the day yesterday. He says this. Aaron. We even, oh, and then he, uh, Carl, by the way, cried to Keanu.

I was just talking to Keanu about this about Kevin Brennan making fun of his club foot. Now, I thought the clubfoot thing was a joke. I didn't really know he had, but apparently he has a club foot and he's very sensitive about it. This is an insane thing to say. What I texted to Keanu is I literally said, go on and clown me all you want, make fun of anything you want to. I would expect that. I expect my friends to go on other shows and make fun of me and bust my balls. I do the same thing.

So I have no problem with that. That's literally what I wrote the thing. I'm like, you can go on Kevin's show and make fun of me for this and this, this is. what I was telling her was don't make shit up that didn't happen because that's what's going on. That was my text to the two of them. God damn, this keeps cutting off. I'm going to give my editors a lot of work to do. But so he's turned this into a whole other thing where I'm like, no, I get, I'm very sensitive and I get very upset when people make fun of me.

And it couldn't be more of the opposite. But he's going to, he's going to run with this. And he like cried to Keanu via text about Kevin Brennan making fun of his club foot. it's like dude you cannot like i'm sorry i was i'm sorry that i nailed carl 100% as the dorky kid who hides behind the jocks when he gets in trouble but that is totally what i do and i messaged uh patrick melton and moody after this i said hey jocks they should have the wrong number you two are the toughest guys i know fucking idiot uh all right i got to find a different way to share this i think let me try this the the the the the the

fact that this is lost on him, that he is telling this to a man named Johnny Crutches. He's like, Johnny Crutches. Can you believe that this guy is sensitive about his leg disability? This is the worst part about this is that, so Mersh was talking about this last night. I was watching him and he's going, I've done live shows with Carl. Mersh and I've hung out a few times and we've done our shows together. he's like Carl busts balls and he's a ball buster

it's ridiculous to think that he's sensitive about any of this shit doesn't even make sense and Johnny Crutches is the one who cried on the stream multiple times when he was being made fun of it's literally what you're describing to Johnny is what

Johnny did that I think he's still ashamed of if I'm being honest with you. Carl like you can't do the kind of show you do and be the pretender and the phony that you are. You can't do the type of show you do and then go, he makes fun of my club foot. Keanu make him, make the bad man stop. You can't be a bitch.

Is she going to do, though? Right. You can't be a punk bitch. Well, especially when you're sitting on a show when she's roasting five people and they're trying to make her cry by bringing up her domestic abuse history and you sit there and say nothing to defend your quote-unquote friend, she owes you not a goddamn thing. If anything, it was funny that she revealed that and told everybody that you wind about Kevin making fun of the club foot.

So it's just, it's always nice when I call out these people perfectly and I end up nailing it more than I thought I did. Nailing it more than I thought I did. Which is why you're so successful. Yeah, it's why you're doing so much better than everyone else who makes fun of you. Oh, no, it's just the opposite. That's right. So Aaron says he had me pegdoll along.

He knew that I was this dork that was hiding behind the cool kids or the jocks or whatever the fuck he was talking about there. well, I want to bring you back in time a time when Aaron invited me to be on his show so Aaron said he had me pegged all along and he always knew what a nerd I was

this is when I showed up on his his program today you you played you got your hands on way more audio than we did last week of the last Ann Hache podcast and as you smile about yeah you fucking know you did

and by the way you had Jim Norton on we're going to talk about the whole opium Anthony connection that you've seemed to make that all of us who have been influenced by that world should be extremely jealous of. You're basically getting to live out in Opie and Anthony fans wet dream at this point.

Yes. That is, someone has pointed that out to me before and it's very true. If you think about what's he? All right, so it starts off with Aaron saying, holy shit, you guys had better content, better coverage of this thing that we were doing. Jim Norton was your guest on there.

and at the end of this episode, this is very telling for a man who claims that he knew all along how much I suck. Great stuff. So Carl, thank you very much, sir. Is there anything else you want to tell people before you run off here?

Well, Aaron, I know you only had me on because you wanted to get out in front of it because you didn't want us goofing on you. Of course. So I think that was strategically a good move on your part. I think he made a wise decision today now that we're friends. Look, first of all,

I know you're busy, but I would love to have you come on and co-hosts to show up me sometime. That is the dream invite I've been waiting for. I would absolutely do that any time. And not only did I do this to get ahead of being trashed on who are these podcasts, I'm also not comfortable and still think that if I don't keep myself as sharp as I can, I still could find myself there. Yes, that's very true. In this game, there is no such thing as safety. How telling is all of this? I call Aaron out for inviting me on his show so that we don't make fun of him.

And then he goes, yeah, and I realize I still might slip up and you might make fun of me someday. But he really loved the idea of coming on WATP, a show that he now says is a trash show with the guy who can't run a show and sucks it what he does. And it's even more telling at the end here. No, Carl, I would love to do a show with you sometime. that was going to be my grand analysis of whether or not this went well. You know, this was basically the kiss at the door at the end of the night. If I got the invite, I'll know we did okay. You did okay, buddy.

All right. We'll be in touch. We'll get that set up. All right. Sounds good. Thank you, Carl, thank you, Carl, from Who Are These Podcasts. Thank you guys very much for joining us. You know what?

Speaking of being exhausted all the time and working, I got to go get back to work. I was calling him out for doing too many shows. But, yeah, he was actually. Actually, that was his goal was to be invited out to WATP. It was the dream. And now he claims that he always knew we sucked. And it's real manly to talk about how you were nervous. You weren't going to get a call back right after you got the callback.

It's like, you got it, buddy. You don't need to take us through the process. Yeah, I know. Did it again. Could you show that picture of you two again? That was just up? Or is that going to break everything? Yeah, I can do that.

Okay, great. I love the idea that the guy on the left looks at the guy on the right. says, what a nerd. Well, you being my boyfriend would say something like that. I do appreciate it. It's very sweet. Adam's got your back. He does.

All right. We have a game that we need to play. Very important game on this show. And when we play a game, we bring in our review girls. Annie is with us. What up, Annie? Oh, hello. Good to see him.

Great to see you. And we have Megan is with us as well. What's up, Megan? Hello, hello. We're in your new Stony's shirt, I see. Yep. Megan went to a Stoney's. It's not the real Stony's.

There's one in San Diego, and it's a pirate-themed, so it has a skull on it. Stolen Baller. Yeah. All right, we're going to play a round of Is It Gay? We need a stinger for the show I realized. Well, before we play, Patrick Mel. Patrick called me out.

on his show just now. He said he was going to in the Discord. So what happened? So for those of you who don't know, I've been a big NLO fan since the beginning for 20 years now. And back when it first started, he used to play a similar game called Is It Gay? And he had this really fun jingle,

and it has just been living in my head all these years. And when you ask, me about coming up with the game about Aaron, of course I thought of the song, Is It Gay? Because he, you know, talks about gay things all the time and calls everything gay. So I thought it would be a nice

little tie-in of something that I have always enjoyed and brings me joy, which is Patrick's show, and bring it here. Megan, no, tell Peter just shut the fuck up and go fuck himself. He's not doing it. We're doing it now. I know. we are. I'm taking it back.

Yes. But I, but it's it's my now, Patrick. It's my. WTP does as a gay. You lost the chance. He's the captain. Watch some old episodes. It's, it's just, I don't know. It, it makes me laugh. And, uh, I hope it makes everyone else laugh. And I hope everyone laughs at this, because I, I find all this very funny. So all of these shows inspire each other.

You know, it's like the evolution of music. Yeah. We all have the creators that we look up to. And, okay, I ripped off Jack Tover. Is that what you're happy to say? You got me. So this is the game, Is It Gay? We listened to a little bit of Aaron talking about a certain subject.

And then we all have to figure out, is he going to call it gay or not? Because he's not a creative man. And he often calls everything gay. So this is round one of, is it gay? So this whole thing is just the, yeah, I don't, that's, oh my God, accused of being Nazi propaganda because she's blonde and blue-eyed with giant cans and they're using that to sell jeans. Oh, fuck, get out of here. Accused of being Nazi propaganda because she has great genes.

Get it like Hitler. Like eugenics. Oh, it's, it's a Mengala commercial. Jesus. I got, get over it. All right. I won't, Maggie, you run the show. Is calling the American Eagle campaign of Sidney-Sweeney, Nazi, whatever.

Is that gay? Whatever it is. Is American Eagle gay? Who are you asking? All right, there we go. Yeah, it's gay. Okay. Adam.

I mean, the gayest thing we just saw was Aaron, because that little trail off he did there, you know, people used to not know Kevin Spacey was gay, but now that they know they look back and you're like, oh, he's, I see it now. Like, you can see what came off what he thought was steely cool was just kind of like, oh, really? We're doing that now. his little uh twirl at the end was the gayest thing about that so having said that mingle is gay yeah we'll go again also his new hairstyle can we play is it that gay what is he doing he's trying to do a comb over thing to his widow's peak which we all know what it looks like you're not fooling anyone uh it's gay producer chris i went gay all right we're all going gay let's go i mean it's a retarded ad you just die annie You threw us off there. We count on you to know if things are gay or not. It's retarded. All right.

Well done, Megan. We got round two here. No one scored on that round. My lost interest says, can you play and rewind the beginning a third time? I mean, just for study, right? Just so we make sure we know we have the right ad because I could have the wrong ad. Because I just heard about this today. So let's make sure this is the.

proper Sydney you guys want it full how about full screen is that is a Sydney Sweeney ad gay yeah definitely I'm just going with Annie okay I didn't see this

it doesn't look like it could possibly be gay how could it I know it's just not retarded no but Aaron turns very straight things homosexual yeah he does he does I'm going it's gay Producer Chris. I'm going not gay.

I want to pull me. All right, let's go. Jesus. And I just want to let you know, yes, it's gay if you whack off while I'm on the screen. Even if it's a little knee in the... It's gay.

I'm on the board, baby. This is exciting. Well, you Adam and Annie, but... No, I don't know. I'm just reading for myself, though. I don't care about these other losers. All right, round three. Got a three-way tie.

I thought it was all. a hoax. I thought it was Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia, Marsha, Marsha. Now all of a sudden there's an island. Wealthy people went to the island, but Trump never went to the island. But if you ask him about any Epstein stuff, it's all a hoax. I don't, like, for the life of me, I don't know what they're appropriate. Like, none of this is cognitive. Like this, none of this is, is connected.

Is Epstein Island gay? Not to Aaron, so no. Yeah, I mean, he was actually talking about a brain not connecting to other things. So I'll have to assume out of the two choices, he's talking about retardation, I'll go with not gay. Retardation. I'm going gay. I'm going gay. That's an ISO.

Clip it. Yeah, I went not gay. All right. I can take the lead, I think, right? Let's see. Correct. It's all very disjointed and weird this fight. fucking guy. There actually

is a method to this game, apparently and I stink at it. All right. Congrats, everybody. Every time I get it right, I feel just as bad as when I get it worse. He really is as a coin toss, isn't it? He could call anything gay. This man

is not incapable of making everything gay. All right, here's round four for us. You guys are so awesome this week. Just incredible. Ryan the garbage man says in Germany supper lasts at least two hours hour and a half two hours Is a very long supper in Germany

gay Annie? I think so I'm gonna go gay Adam We're in Germany Is it Berlin? Germany Okay

Just Germany It's kind of gay The word supper is gay But I'm gonna go not gay What do you think for this I went gay All right over two hours

we're being a little gay god damn it I'm the worst at this game we're going to stop playing this game No no no it's a good one This is a fun game for everybody I don't know I'll have to give it back to Melton

He's my friend America loves it If you want to back Him next All right Here comes round five What are the scores right now We got Adam and Annie

are tied with three apiece And then you have two And I have one You also Yeah, you only have one I stink There's no chance in this Do we have like a round

That's worth five points Or something like that Can we have something like I can do that if you want No no no This is what so you have to get gay This is You can't change the rules

Halfway through No There's no rounding up For extra credit This is cool audibles Roots was telling me During the golf outing Though he was texting me

And he was like God man Cause I fucking defend you I tell people you're a cool guy and they lose their fucking minds. Is defending Aaron gay? And losing your mind.

Is defending Aaron and losing your mind over it gay? We're defending Aaron, not defending roots, Calhoun? Right. Okay, it's gay then. I'm gonna go with not gay. I think it's gay. I went gay. And I get yelled at.

He goes, I don't want to get yelled at because of you. It's gay. I'm back, baby. I think I figured it out. All right, so, what's the score right now? Annie won with four. Annie's the winner with four. It's two weeks in a row?

Yes. Well, yeah, Annie's the champion. We do have a bonus, just for fun, just for the people at home. But yeah, Annie wins this round again. Congrats Annie. Even going first, we still couldn't do it. All we had to do is follow her lead, and we still couldn't. do it just copy her homework it's fine i know next time next time i will i'm a bad test taker when

it comes to is it gay all right here's one just for fun thanks boys and girls so let's get into it today lots to talk about los federale's with a dollar says how much for you to take the shirt off and do the rest of the show shirtless should we go down the panel yeah start wherever you'd like Adam is Aaron taking his shirt off gay? Yeah. Carl. I'm going to say it's not gay. Annie.

Somehow it's going to be not gay. Chris. Totally gay. I think this is a misdirect. Let's see. A, that's fucking gay. That's Canadian gay. I meant to say fucking gay.

A, that's K and B, that's really gay. Wow. I'm terrible. in this game. I couldn't have been more off on it. Holy shit. Well, there it is. Megan, another fantastic game for us.

Yay. I hope everyone else enjoyed it. I hated it. Okay, let's have some voicemails. If you're an audio-only listener, what you heard was recorded this past Wednesday. We had an extra long show that we broke into two parts. The isotopes have a show today, Saturday the 9th.

So that's why we made this a two-parter. However, these are all new voicemails that I just grabbed last night. and starting with this one. Carl, on your last episode, 6.45 at one hour, 10 minutes in, I'm surprised you didn't fucking hammer on it when she said something to that that they did that comedian about like, yeah, well, you know, you don't drink. And John got so fucking excited because he was going to say, oh, if you don't drink also, and goes, this ain't, see, we're in sync.

Because, like, you could tell that obviously he was talking to Rockham. I'm like, yeah, we're going to get in sync, and it's going to be great. so he gets all excited and says we're going to be in sync and the look that she gave john just like oh fucking kill me i if you're interested i know you're you know going back and going over this dude maybe pull it up it's fucking astounding anyway keep it up good shit uh vanny frant later yeah i remember that john was so excited because they were calling him out for not drinking and both him and stephanie said the same word i don't remember what the word was but they both use the same word to describe him as a non-drinker.

And John loves it. When someone's in his corner on his side about drinking alcohol, that is his favorite thing. He's like, oh, yeah, see, I don't have a problem. We're all drinking. We're all day drugs. That's why he likes the bar so much. No one's judging him at the bar, except for the bartenders. Don't tell him.

All right. Oh, here's an idea. Hey, last thing, Carl. Sorry about you. Dude, is there any way you could, as you're going through these Stephanie Miller clips, maybe fucking throw in clips of how John has commented on his time in the Seventy Miller show, like, you know, after he got chicken, you know, when he was looking back and, like, he starts to, you know, obviously pinning all the blame on everybody else.

Anyway, I think that would be wonderful in real time to cut back to see John's fucking memory of his time. I don't know. Anyway, obviously, you don't play this on the air, but later, buddy. No, it's a good idea, and that's the reason why we're doing the Living in the Past series on our Patreon or if you're YouTube member. We're going back and checking out his podcast in 2018. So it's kind of fresh, the Stephanie Miller stuff, and he does talk about it from time to time, and we get into it. But it's a good idea. I should pull clips when I hear them as we're going back and listening to old episodes of what he said about his time there,

and then pop those in as we're actually watching what really happened and what really went down. by boom a plane has hit volley viny paulino because he's so fat boom is that how being fat works all right well thank you for that we got a new uh outro for the show uh roddy and syracuse calls him hey girl ronni and syracuse love you love the show

listening to the bonus episode where you're on drew and mike and i have to remind people that if you're not already a financial supporter you should definitely join for all the great bonus content. But Opie talked about his air conditioner and paying the guy and telling him to wait a few days to cash the check. And what I don't understand is Opie's been talking about this air conditioner debacle for a long time and how much it was going to cost to get very specific numbers.

And yet when he has to pay, he's got to scramble and move some money around. Doesn't make any sense. Once again, I call bullshit on Opie. Don't call me back. Yeah, it was a weird thing. It's a weird flex to say, yeah, guys, I'm just like you. I wrote this guy a check, and I said, please don't catch it for a few days. And he knew this was coming.

He's been talking about it for months. He was complaining about what the price tag was going to be. There's no reason at all that he wouldn't have the funds in the account ready to go. And if he is lying about that, that's a weird lie because it's embarrassing. I don't know. He's got to get his shit together. He's got, he's really declining from what I see. see uh paco called into the show yeah what's so palo i'm just gonna let you know that you show

it's doing great and seeing good and i'm getting more into the steel to stuff because that guy's so fucking gay dude it's like what the fuck anyway why is there why is nigger said nigga on your voicemail so motherfucker much man you know what i thought i was the only nigga saying that fuck that anyway shout out to that voicemail that's nigga all the time on peace All right. We don't need to start a trend here. That's enough. It's ridiculous. There's a family show that we do. There's kids in the car, everyone. Paco. Good to hear from you, buddy.

We had a call from the guy who was the fake phone caller to the Howard Stern show that we checked out. He called it to our show, too. Carl, my king of the dabblers, I just want you to acknowledge me in this voicemail. If there's anything I can do for you, just let me know the king of all the dabblers. Do you want those hamburger pants? I'll take them from you. You don't even need to wash them. I'm from a freak like that.

Carl. Carl. Bye. All right. Well done. It sounded just like them, actually. It's pretty good. We got some hot goss on Vee.

This week we're talking about Vito Giswoldi. I got a hot goss on Vito Giswoldi. Vito Giswoldi is a mean Bougini, hot goss. Meant Lido Giswoldi wants an espresso martini. Vito Giswoldi. Okay, I don't know what that means. One more voicemail for us. Yeah, this is for the voicemailer who was bishing about Shulie's feeling or doing the same content as you, Carl.

Technically, the Revenge of the Sis guys started covering Suttering John first. So you should be angry that Carl and everybody else stole from them, but you're probably not because you're stupid. No, it would be angry at me for stealing Suttery John from ROTC. Everyone should have done it. And I didn't know they were covering John before I started covering him. It was just a podcast that we saw. We wanted to review. That's all.

And it turned out he didn't handle it very well. All right. A lot of fun. Thank you all for being here and for support. the show. We'll catch you on the flip side. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

Okay. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Bye. Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom.

Bye. Boom. A playing his hit volley. Vinny Paulino. Because he's so fat. Boom. Ah. Okay.

Bye. What's up, bitch? You're listening to who are these fucking podcasts? Polish people are. Stupid fact!