Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep648 - The Dark Feed

Episode Date: August 17, 2025

This week’s show features both Branden Fisher and Anthony Cumia as guest cohosts. We start with Branden looking at Cyraxx’s podcast about the horrors of having online trolls. Cyraxx is one of the elite lolcows on YouTube who can’t stop providing fodder like having diarrhea live on his stream. We also check out a podcast hosted by Patrick Michael that we missed and try to figure out who is more talented between Paddy Pukewater and Cyraxx. After checking out Jason Kelce humiliate himself in front of Taylor Swift and Ray DeVito interview a coke head, Anthony Cumia joins the show. Lena Dunham just recently released a podcast she recorded a few years back that attempts to defend women who are universally known as crazy bitches. While covering Robin Givens, Lena couldn’t be bothered to learn a single fact about Mike Tyson’s career. We get indisputable evidence that Opie is buying viewers and a new parody song from Myster Magenta and Jodie B. The New York Post wrote an article about Stuttering John’s lolsuit and got almost everything wrong. On Stephanie Miller’s happy hour show, John is surrounded by lesbians and he can’t stop hitting on them. We finish up with Internet News and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Watch Anthony Cumia - https://censored.tv/  Branden’s show - https://podcasts.apple.com/cz/podcast/graveyard-grudge-match/id1831598458  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I told them, in the strongest of words, to just do it. You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show. I'll fucking sue you. Episode 648. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I missed penis.

What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Cuzz. Cuzzaroo.

Cuzzarro. Slapparoonie. It's showtime. W-A-A-T-P The W-A-T-P Hello, welcome to next to another episode of Rody's podcast, the only show that apparently trust passed on Suthering John's property

to steal couch cushions. I'm your host, Carl, the $600,000, man. And with me this week, I'm mad to listen to terrible music, and that's not even including the isotopes. We have Brandon joining us, formerly of Shooting Song of the Week, now with some YouTube channel or something. What's up, Brandon? How's it going, guys? Thanks for having me here.

Thanks for being here, man. I appreciate producer Christmas here as well. Hello. Please go to Who Are These.com. That's where you get our email address, voicemail number, link to the subreddit, like to our Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and that link to Patreon on a Supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. We just recorded one this past week, living in the past, Suttering John, part 14.

Yeah. And that was a lot of fun as we watched John try to figure out how to make an entertaining show after the Trump phone call. And he goes, I got an idea. What if we called Trump again? Yeah. Swear to God, they called Trump again. They left a message

Tell them it's Howard Stern It's real important She'll get right back to you What's that saying? Lightning always strikes twice That is the same thing Yes Yeah

So stupid But you got to check that I think I'm to do a bonus show With Blind Mike Talking about Julia Fox's book again Later in the month So get on there Support the show

We need it more than ever Patreon.com I should wear these podcasts We will be live At the Villa Roma Resort In the Catskills It's in New York State on September 5th, part of Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. It's running from September 3rd through the 7th.

There's a lot of comedy shows. There's a lot of things to do. If you want to come down and hang out with us, we'll be there for the weekend. And the live show will be on September 5th in a theater with Anthony Acumia and a Bush, producer Chris, and a bunch of broads. A bunch of dingy broads will be there as well. We encourage our listeners, give us five stars on Apple Podcasts and then shit all. in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show that's called The Dark Feed.

This is a suggestion from Brandon. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Syrax. Syrax is an interesting character. We've covered him on who are these socials. I don't know that we've talked about it on this show before. So I thought I'd start this off by showing you a video that we showed on WATS recently

where he pooped himself live on stream. and Syrax is a bit of a musician. He likes to play guitar and sing. So he was doing that, and things went sideways. Oh, and now you're here to stare me down. And now you're here to drag your ground. Oh, oh, y'all. Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. Here we go. What the fuck is going on? Oh, no. All right, listen close. Listen here. Oh, God. Oh.

Oh. How did he caught that? Oh, the place. How did he caught that? I think he was saying I had just had diarrhea all over the place to his mom. That's exactly what he said. Yeah. It's also not the first time he shit himself on stream, Carl.

Okay. So this is something that he does from time to time? Every now and again, it just pops out. All right. So what is Syrax? Is it human being? Is it what's going on? In your dimensional portals going on?

He's essentially a 34-year-old attic goblin who lives in his grandma's house. Okay. Well, his grandma slash mom, he's a terrible content creator, horrible musician, a sexual predator, and that's just me summing up like nine years of history with this guy. Yeah, there's a lot to unpack, but recently he made a podcast. Yeah, this is the dark feat. It's not his first podcast, but this is his most recent one. He got, he got fed up with the trolls, as he often does, and this is one of his ways of lashing out in hopes of spreading awareness about the dangers of cyberbullying and internet trolling and what he calls

digital terrorism. Huh. Could that be my new job title? Digital terrorist? It sounds pretty tough. It sounds pretty fucking cool, doesn't it? I don't know. I might be on a no fly list or two, but outside of that, pretty cool.

Put that on a business card. Yeah. Yeah. I might get that up in the back of my T-shirt. There you go. You got riding his bicycle through the city. Digital terrorist, cool. Where do you want to start?

Because actually, my buddy Brandon was the one who really checked out this podcast. I listened for a bit, but you pulled all the clips for it. So I'm going to let you steer the ship. All right, excellent. Let's start things off with number 11. There's two episodes of this show. This is the beginning of the second episode. And this is some low energy bullshit.

This rivals Vidal Giswoldi with, like, low energy on the show. Yeah, it's also incredibly disgusting for its own reasons, but we'll get into that. All right. Welcome back to the dark feed, where we explore the shadows of the human experience. I have your host, No One, the only Dark Mirror Creations. And today, we're diving into a deeply personal and troubling story, one that illustrates, the complexities of accountability, desperation, and the failures of law enforcement in the face of cyberbullying. This episode is not just a narrative.

It's a call for understanding and change. Sir, there's a microphone in your mouth. Can I help you with that? I just help you get that out of there. Why is he swallowing the microphone? What's going on? I'm hearing every piece of saliva on his mouth. That happens.

on a regular basis with him. He doesn't know how to swallow saliva properly. Like, his mouth is just so full of it. It's disgusting. In fact, if you'd like to play my clip one, I have a super cut. We haven't had a super cut on WATP in a long time, Carl. Thank you. Yes.

It's highly bring it back. So I thought it'd be fun to take a journey into Syrax's mouth for a little bit. Oh, before we do that, what did he call himself? What was his name? Dark Mirror Creations. Dark Mirror Creations. Yeah, much like Patrick. There are a lot of similarities between Syracs and Patrick Michael, one of them being they have multiple aliases for whatever they put out.

Okay. All right. Let's hear what's going on with this guy's mouth. And by the way, it's not how often I can brag about my teeth. I think I got this guy beat. Explore in the shadows of the human experience. I have your host. One that illustrates this of the.

And this episode, now, imagine facing relentless online harassment. The barrage of online attacks. For no reason. Is he audition to be the next bugs, buddy? shooting out a fucking carrot the whole time that's in one seven minute episode like a like 20% of that episode is just him swallowing

or drooling it's yeah what the fuck's going on it's going somewhere all right where we going next all right so he likes he wants to explain to you what exactly trolling is aka digital terrorism that's going to be my number four

let's hear from the expert trolling used to be seen as just internet humor people posting stupid comments to provoke a reaction it was annoying yeah sure it was annoying but it wasn't necessarily dangerous but something changed somewhere along the line trolling turned into organized hate it became malicious coordinated attacks designed to destroy people's lives. Yep, that's right, buddy. I know this firsthand. Me too. For years, I have been ridiculed, harassed, slandered across countless online platforms. People have taken my photos, edited them to mock me, spread false rumors, and turned my entire

life into a twisted, a very twisted joke. You don't have to edit it. The photos harass you and laugh at you, obviously. So that's what made his life a joke. Well, I do like that he's talking about organized trolling, and I do have to blame Reddit for that. Yeah. I think that's probably true.

Ethan Klein would say the same thing. People in the chat are wondering if I'm fucking up. No, this is all audio only of this podcast. He's not a looker. He's not doing a videocast, so he just put this out as audio only. We're going old school on WAP today. yeah at this i believe at this time when he recorded this he got tricked into destroying both of his computers and an x-box from the trolls so he's right he's just he did he got it was like a someone

sent him a flash drive instead plugged this in and he like a retard plugged it in and destroyed all his shit so mean that is mean that's just mean you know he's a dollared come on yeah he's a guy's living a great life he's shitting himself he was a handsome dude before the trolls came along prom king all right so my uh my clip five it's a bit of a long clip we don't have to go through the whole thing

but he goes through examples of digital terrorism and I grabbed this because he actually took notes for this podcast and it shows because the way that he talks is like he's reading a fifth grade book report. Trolling as digital terrorism. So what makes

trolling a form of terrorism? Let's call it what it is. Terrorism is about fear. Intimidation and destruction. Online harassment does the same thing, just digitally.

Swatting. Trolls calling fake emergencies sending to police to innocent people's houses and homes And homes For no reason Some have even died Because of this

Died from swatting Some innocent people Have actually been shot and killed Because of this That is true There have been instances Where swatting has Led to people dying

But I don't think it's from Necessarily Internet trolls I could be wrong I haven't looked into it So he might know better than I do Doxing This is a lot of the idea. This is a very, very big one.

Do you think JetGPT wrote any of this, Brandon? He doesn't seem like a guy who sits down and writes down paragraphs at a time. I could be wrong. You could be right on that. He has been dabbling in AI, like a fucking retard. It's not good. But yeah, you could be right. And if you don't know what doxing is, this is what it is.

They post personal addresses, phone numbers, and private details online, putting people in very real world. Danger. Very real danger. Mass harassment. Flooding someone with thousands of hateful messages, forcing them offline, isolating them, ruining their lives, ruining their reputation. False allegations. Spreading lives that cost people their jobs, their relationships. And unfortunately, in some cases, they're peace of mind. You know, I kind of feel bad for this guy. I'll be honest, because it does suck. You shouldn't.

Okay, I appreciate that. And we'll get into that. It does suck with just being harassed nonstop. But then again, no one's making you stream on the Internet, man. You could literally just stop doing that. That's the thing. The Internet can be a one-way communication channel. You never have to be out there and just be watching everything coming to you.

A lot of people do it that way, actually. Most. Yeah. It's probably kind of smart. that he's a he's so delusional he thinks that he he thinks that he should be a millionaire right now if not for the trolls oh oh he thinks he's talented oh yeah absolutely and we could get into that later on i got examples of that okay cool do you know who he sounds like to me who's that's got that whiny winded tone of uh that asshole lady baby baby a white tie box do you know what you did

wrong he's got that yeah you're right totally different people but i do hear the similarity maybe maybe different yeah and and all the allegations that he's speaking about aren't necessarily it's all been proven this guy is a sexual predator and a creep and a pedophile and whoa whoa whoa whoa we're making allegations over here what do you mean why is he not in jail then well i i've got no it's it's been uh he's been caught texting people that he thought were minors sending his dick picks out there. Yeah, Doom is in the chat.

Says Cyrax often and repeatedly messages children on Facebook. He deserves the worst. 100%. Oh, okay. Well, he's also mentally ill, but yeah, all right. All right. Then I guess we can throw out the P word on here. Don't normally like to accuse people of things.

That's all right. Brett is not coming into this, having fun with this. He's like, no, fuck this guy. He deserves everything he gets. All right, I'm like that. We have a little yin and yang going today. Absolutely. I think he's just a cuddly little teddy bear.

But you can have fun with that. Yeah. It's all mine. All right. So my number seven, he believes in policing the internet. He thinks that social media should be responsible for people trolling and how they should communicate online. I don't necessarily believe it, but here we go.

No, I don't either. And this is the biggest question of all, the biggest. Why social media is not doing anything about it to stop it? Social media platforms could stop this. They have AI systems. They can detect hate speech, threats, and harassment. They know who these bad actors are. So why don't they?

Because engagement is their currency. And also there's a thing called Free Speech First Amendment. Thank you. I repeat, engagement is their currency. Hey, Syracs. Fuck you! Yeah, that's where he loses me. He starts shutting down speech.

I'm not a big fan of that. Yeah, it's not just social media that should help him out. It's also the police. The police have been called to Syrax's house. They've got to be hundreds of times at this point, because every time he gets bullied online, he calls the cops and hopes that they can take care of it for. Oh, the cops are going to his house

because he calls the cops. I thought you meant the viewers were calling the police and sending him there. There have been a couple incidences where Syrac has been arrested for assault. Okay. But, yeah, for the most part, it's him calling the cops wanting some answers and results. And that's going to be my number 12. Okay. Yeah, let's hear that.

What the fuck. Now, imagine facing relentless online harassment. It's Andy down here. What are these mouthplaces up here? Those who invade your digital space relentlessly attacking your character, your sanity, and your peace of mind. Now, imagine reaching out for health only to find that the very institutions designed

to protect you seem indifferent to you, to your suffering. Sometimes they're pointing laugh, actually. Yeah. Also, you're singing sucks. This. This is the reality of many victims

of cyberbullying encounter. And it's a reality that can lead the desperate choices. It's interesting he talks about how the people are there to protect you actually are goofing on you,

don't give a shit. I watched a police cam on the creep-off bonus show yesterday that someone said, into me and these cops arrested a clown he had a big red nose and everything

and they had to like wrestle with him and fight them and take them out that's amazing afterwards they're all standing around just laughing that was fucking funny that's what I would say too about one of these guys got his shakes

the best was he went in and got his mug shot and refused to take his nose off they're like you got to take your nose and I'm not doing it like all right fine kind of funny. You've got to live with it, buddy. Yeah.

All right, back to you, Braddon. Where are we going? Okay, so he tries to justify his retaliations online by saying it's okay to do the things he does because no one's coming to help him. So that makes it okay for him to whip his dick out on stream and jerk off to try to shut people's stuff down. That's going to be my number 15. I found myself contemplating actions. that I would have never considered in a calmer state of mind

actions that while perhaps illegally questionable and illegal feel like the only means of reclaiming my voice and power is like whipping your dick out that sounds like like e-thought or any of the only fans, girls

who are just like, yeah, I'm reclaiming my own power, I'm owning this thing. It's like, no, no, no, you're just spreading your pussy on the internet. Don't get too full of yourself.

It's actually not that empowering to just whip your dick out on stream and jerk off. Or maybe it is. I would try. I don't know, actually. Who might have talked? Wee.

Patreon.com slash you're in these podcasts. Going in a new direction. All right. So, Carl, we've talked a lot about cyberbullying, digital terrorism, trolling, whatnot. I feel like I understand all of those concepts now. I'd hope so.

He's very smart and articulate the way that he presents himself. But you might be asking yourselves, what could you do? How can we raise awareness about this topic and solve things? That's going to be my 17. I wasn't asking myself, but Chris was. He was writing a note for himself, which never is it? So what can we do? How can we address these failures? First and foremost, we need to raise awareness about the impacts of cyberbullying. And the urgent need to better training, for better training and resources, for law enforcement victims must be heard. are validated.

We need a system that doesn't just react, but actively protects and empowers those in distress. See, that this guy's got all figured out. I think so, yeah. I got one more clip that we can play and we can move on from this. It's very repetitive.

You know, both episodes, he says a lot of the same stuff, and it's just a lot of pity party. That's all that Syrax is nowadays. He's looking for a solution, though, Brandon. I don't think you're understanding. what he's saying here is like if we all work together as a team we could solve this problem we got to build the awareness we got to put some i don't know what we got to get the concepts out

there we got to start working actually i don't know what do you think what i think about it i'm confused what we're supposed to do to make this happen i was wrong about it everything i just said yeah um but one more clip and we can move on that's going to be my number 16 again it's everyone else's fault that he reacts the way he does. Okay. I want to emphasize. I want to emphasize. I want to emphasize.

While our choices may not always align with the law, they often stem from a place of pain and frustration. In legal terms, many might argue that accountability should extend to those who have failed to act.

those who were tasked with our protection when law enforcement neglects its duties it creates an environment where victims are pushed to their limits which is society's fault

fucking idiot this guy's kind of emotional yeah he takes things way too seriously but I mean I guess I would too I guess I would too if people were calling me a pedophile on a daily basis and sending things to fuck up my equipment and, you know, but I also think he deserves it. So some people shouldn't be on the internet and we're just trying to get him

out of here. He's a low IQ guy, obviously. He doesn't have a lot of intelligence. He probably doesn't know what he's doing. Obviously, he doesn't know what he's saying. So I do have a little bit of empathy or what do you call it? I'm an emphasis. A little bit of emphasis for this guy, you know, I can understand why it'd be tough, tough sledding on the internet. You think that wraps up enough about Syrax's show The Dark Feed? Yeah, I think we can move on from here. Okay. Yes, as J.T. says, empathize.

I think I can empathize. Thank you, J.T. So you also were checking out Patrick Michael, Patty Seekhouse, Patty Broken Skull. The list goes on. The names, the monikers. You were checking out a podcast that I don't know what we've ever listened to before. for what's it called it's called the or something podcast i don't think i've heard of that let's go don't tell me if you don't like my show don't tell me if you don't like my show don't tell me i don't

because that's absurd what is the format of this podcast he's done so many there's a there's really only one episode that i have of this so i don't necessarily know that he established a format just yet but it's it's it's just like every other patty see cubs show it's a bunch of random thoughts that he throws together and somehow makes a podcast i love it i like the ghost stories That might be my favorite version. I like the movie reviews. But rambling Patty is also great. Yeah, and there's some good, he has some interesting thoughts on things over here.

Things that you wouldn't even consider thinking about. Oh. I never thought to think about that. Okay. Where are we going first? Okay, well, let's start off with my clip one. This is where he admits that he only cares about the download and not the quality of the product no perfect what's up guys welcome back thanks for hanging out thanks for listening

you know that's always preferred that's more preferred than honestly anything else i would rather have you listen to the show than anything else you know like most people i feel like most people that host a podcast they're like yeah i don't care about anything else besides you clicking play like i don't care if you like it i don't care if it was funny i just want you to listen to it and then move on with your life it's that simple wait which person was he in that scenario the one who cared if you liked it or not or just the one who just cares if you just listen i was confused there what just happened he's telling he's telling you that he doesn't care if you like the show he just wants you to press play and walk away from it he'd be happy

with that he doesn't know though that like he'll get more listens and more clicks of play if people enjoy it when they listen to do it you would think you're not going to fool people he's been podcasting for almost a decade now. You'd think that he'd figure this shit out at some point. Oh, yeah, when you did this come out? I'm going to say this is somewhere between 2019 and right before the pandemic. Okay. That's my guess.

Okay. Yeah, so he'd been ahead for a little while. I like that he's just like, I like, I like care about you guys listen to this. I don't care if you taste it. I don't care if you show up your ass. I don't give a shit about that stuff. But what I really like is, what do you listen to it? Like, well, yeah, that's one of podcasts.

It's a podcast. Yeah. I would hope that would be the main goal. All right. So the main, he goes on a couple different tangents in this episode, but the main thing that he focuses on is the idea that people used to wave goodbye to ships. Yeah. I could do, I can do five shows on that. That would be a five partner. He spends a retarded amount of time on this topic. Okay. Let's get into it.

Hey, we're leaving. We're taking the ship to somewhere and, uh, You know, it's the only mode of transportation, so I'm going to go say goodbye to whoever is leaving on the ship. You remember? They would all stand there on the edge of the water and wave to the ship as the people left. You remember that? It was a big thing. It seemed like every time there was a boat leaving, it could be like a canoe. People would be, bye, bye, bye, see ya.

Good luck. You know what I mean? That type of two dudes in a canoe, they're like, I don't even know any of those. people. All right. All right. He went somewhere with it. That's interesting.

I like that. Do you remember that? This is back when he was smoking dirt weed. Yeah. So before it was legalized. He didn't have a good hookup back then. I like that he goes up. People are waving at the ship.

Well, they're waving at the people. Right. And that was waiting at the ship. That's their uncle right there. What do you mean? They got loved ones on the boat. Yeah, right. Exactly.

And there was no other mode of transportation. What has that ever been the case? We can't walk, we can't crawl We just It's always boats He's great He's great I miss this guy

Remember when he kicked me up His patron and I can't listen to a show anymore Yeah Fucking dick All right We got more about waving goodbye to boats Oh yeah We got plenty on waving goodbye

My number three He goes from this to the Titanic Naturally And he thinks that the worst part of the Titanic disaster was the fact that people got to say goodbye to their family members. Weird. So I was just thinking, I was like, man, you remember

the Titanic? Yep. Right? All the things that happened in the Titanic, you know, it didn't survive, it didn't work out. And all I'm thinking is maybe that was the exact moment when people stopped doing that, right? It feels like that would make the most sense

because imagine all the people that waved goodbye to those people and then found out, it didn't make it. They didn't make it. I wasted a wave on that. And you waved goodbye to them. As if you knew, hey, this might be the last time. I see you.

So, goodbye. And then from that point forward, they were like, was that, was that like our fault? Like, because we, do we wish that upon them? Because we all stood there and waved goodbye to them? Is that my fault? Yes. I'd be kind of, you know, I'd have a guilty conscience a little bit, like, damn, maybe we should just let them go on the ship and then greet them when they come back. Like, we do now, I think.

As if that's better. This is amazing. I can't believe this is this thought process. People were just like, I thought I was waving goodbye. I didn't realize that I wouldn't have done that if I know they're just going to die anyway. Is it better to wave goodbye or to wave hello? Like, what the fucking, what's the point of that? That's a very good question.

But is that when people stopped waving its ships? was Titanic? Can we look this up? It became in bad taste after that. Right. There might be an iceberg. Don't wait with that one. All right. Fair enough. All right. But, you know, like I said,

he keeps going on about this. A lot of my clips are him waving at ships. My number five, he's so fascinated by the idea of waving at stuff that he talks about it at sporting events. Wow. Okay. You know, we don't have to. go down there and like with a crowd our entire family and then also people stop wearing scarves right there's not as many scarves out there that you see unless it's a really old lady

it's like what do you have to wave besides your hand and that's not as exciting i mean look at any sports event nobody's just waving around with their hands they got special instruments they got extra large hands they have pom-poms they have things that make noise no one's just yeah Yay, football player, and they will wave to them. It's just not even, I mean, the wave itself is an important event, I suppose you could say. But that's the one time in the game during the game that everyone's using their hands. I don't think this guy's ever been to a sporting event. The vast majority of people in the crowd have nothing at their hands.

They don't have pom-poms. They don't have noise machines. Giant phone fingers. They don't giant phone fingers. They're not Kevin Brennan. They just use their hands. I don't think he's understanding how this works. Even if you just played a video game.

Even in the video game, the people in the stands just have their hands up. Getting excited about stuff. Yeah, it's a pretty natural reaction to things, I guess. It is. When you're excited about a big play that happened? I like how he brought up the wave. Yeah, he was thinking about it. He was like, oh, shit, well, there is the wave.

Well, I'm cooking with thunder now. That's where everyone in the stadium does. The thing I said, no one does. Shit. But that's an event. I mean, we can all agree. Yeah, yeah. So it's fine.

I would love to talk to this guy, not on a show, not him knowing who I am. Just to bend his ear, you know, just get his thoughts on things. It's fascinating. Not because he's fascinating because he's really stupid. It's super dumb is the reason why I'd want to do that. I think Harrison Blake Young should interview him. That would be an episode right there. Did we just think of the best idea ever?

I just took credit for that. Producer Chris and someone, I'm like, wow, we did that. It's like St. John and Royce. Well, the show is mine. You said it at my show. The idea is mine. Right. Shut up.

Add the editor. Edit that. I'll make it sound like I said it. Anyway, that's a really good idea. I think we should pull that off. I know how flexible Patty C C cups says yeah you know he's always just like yeah any day anytime let me know he's a real reasonable guy yeah he's really easy to work with i should remind everyone brandon is one of the only guys who get

who got patty to be uh on his show and then ambushed him i know and then you taught him the lesson never say yes again Jesus Christ you really ruined it for the rest of us did you yeah yeah i guess I could take credit for breaking your favorite toy you ruined it for Harrison young you asshole All right. Well, let's move on from waving at ships. We've done enough of that. Okay, all right, I guess. I wasn't done with it, but okay.

Let's talk about typing class. Do you guys remember typing class in school? I do. I do remember typing class. Yeah. Patty was big into it. He was big into it. So much so that he took the class twice.

Did he think swimming twice, too? There was like two classes he couldn't pass. Swimming and typing. He took swimming four times because every time he moved to a new school, they had a swimming class that he had the retake. Okay, that makes sense. So he got really good at swimming. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. So you have a set up for this clip? Oh, yeah, it's my number seven. Okay. I mean, it's simple. You already learned how to do everything. You're just getting it taught to you over and over. So then you ultimately become better at it.

And that's also what happened to me in typing class. Hated that class so much. Hated the teacher. She was a real ass. and I purposely did not do well and I made a fool of myself the entire class and eventually got put into another like classroom by myself and had to go all the way back through the entire class.

I'm pausing it real quick. Purposely did not do well at typing class. Because he didn't like the teacher. Right, but how would that help anything? Purposely not doing well. I think he's lying. I think he's uncoordinated. and he didn't know how to type.

Oh, you think he still doesn't know how to type? He just hunts in packs with two fingers. I don't know. I've never seen him type. I don't know. You know, whatever it's called. I had to do the whole class over while everyone else was moving ahead. Still all in the same class.

I'm just starting from the beginning, and there's somewhere else. I have to catch up. So that worked out. So I got good at typing. That's dumb. And every time I seem to get good at something, it's because it's a punishment. Like something I don't want to do. How about parent your kids that I could hear?

here in the background. Could that be a punishment? And I'm forced to do it. Over and over many times. Right? I'm hearing these kids going like, hey, dad. I'm hungry. And every time I seem to get good at something, it's because it's a punishment. Like something I don't want to do. And I'm forced to do it over and over many times. And here I am. Podcasting. Don't want to do it. And now I'm just great at it. There's definitely children crying in the background. It's been a while since we've heard this. Did you just say podcasting is a punishment?

Yes. Yeah, he's being forced the podcast, guys. That's why we have a hundred different shows from him. Yeah. He keeps fucking up in life so much that he's being forced the podcast. Which is society's fault because fucking poor guy. Oh, my God, yeah, poor guy. Okay.

It's hard to tell if he has kids that are neglected or he just like watching TV shows of like starving African children or something. Maybe the TV's out. We're just assuming those are his kids. I don't know. Well, he has bragged about having kids, and if he does, I guess he's, I'm going to say he's neglecting him. What do you mean he brags about having kids? And if he does, he does have kids. He has two kids with Carly.

What do you mean? You know this. Yeah, you're right. Okay. I don't know. They're probably in their teens by now. We've been covering this guy for a while. Kids are probably being held back in typing class by now.

It happened to me, too, son. It's fine. fucking quirky Oh god Well he thinks his listeners are stupid If you haven't figured that out Yeah He thinks they're about as dumb as he is

He uh Carl Chris Let me ask you You guys know what a bonfire is I do It's a radio show that got worse Because Bob Kelly joined And no one is about Bob Kelly

You're correct about that But I meant the standard bonfire. Yeah, the wood and the flames. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar. Yeah, yeah. Everyone knows what a fucking bonfire is. Right, right, right, right. My number eight. Because that's how we took fire back then. We took fire as

an enjoying, an enjoyed process, watching things burn, trying to jump over said fire. And let's put it this way. If you don't know what a bonfire is, it is literally just like sticks and anything else you can find they could possibly burn. Old trash, for real, that's not a joke, as well as

like, new trash. No. But it was usually made in what they called a pit. It was a giant circle. You know, and sometimes the flames would get as high as like, I don't know, 10 feet, 10 feet or more. But no, don't worry. We're going to keep the fire contained with a few cinder blocks that make the pit. Wow. Well, that was educational.

Yeah, I hope everyone learned something. Could you imagine a 10-foot flame or more? it's never happened burned with new trash instead of old trash yeah he couldn't think of anything other than sticks I don't know

maybe like paper homeless people newspaper I don't know all right let's move on from bonfires to birds he for some reason he

I think he thinks about killing birds on a regular basis oh yeah it's my yeah just a little bit it's my number nine Right? And it makes me wonder, like, what is the bird's goal? Does the bird really think that he's going to take this entire human somewhere? Or are they trying to take the lady's hair? Are they attracted to some sort of smell? What's going on? Because I never hear of a bird trying to attack a man. Is it the short hair? Because we have shorter hair typically? Maybe. Or is it because if we get a hold of that bird, we could probably just squeeze it to death? That could be it. That's what I think it is. Because in my mind, There's no fucking way.

A dude is going to be attacked by a bird. You're goddamn right. What's going to happen is birds going to fly in a little close and get squashed. He's not going to have a chance to attack. It's just going to be like, hey, Dave killed a bird with his bare hands. What? Yeah, that's right, because their bones are made of wind. That's a good joke.

That's pretty funny. That's pretty good. Has this guy seen Birdemic? It'd fucking blow his mind If he saw Bird Demic Those birds are ready for a fight And that That clip that goes on and on

Like he for some reason Was really drawn under the idea Of getting attacked by a bird And how you could just snuff its life out like that That is peak Patrick Michael I don't have those thoughts in my head No I would never like you said

I set this thing up You would never think these thoughts These thoughts are not meant to be thought And yet there he is thinking of them It's pretty incredible Pretty good stuff I miss that guy Yeah

Well I got a I got one more for us Okay Before we can move on All right He he likes to claim in this episode That he's a hillbilly And that he lives the hillbilly lifestyle

Sure But I'd argue that he's not a hillbilly He's just trailer trash And that's my number six Like my grandfather taught me how to fish By showing me how to cast A fishing line Into a bucket

Yeah, man I'm a hellbilly But it's fine It's fine You gotta accept where you came from To believe that You know Where you're going is valued

Is that a thing I don't know Maybe I'm just making up stuff Just throwing Throwing shit into the wind Hoping it sticks That's also something my grandfather said While he didn't take me out on the boat

No one says you throw shit in the wind Hoping that it sticks you throw things at the wall you dumb fuck what's he talking about I'm gonna throw I'm gonna throw shit in the wind and hope it sticks

to what the wind a bird I'm gonna pee into the wind and see what happens good like with that and yes Troy Smith reminded us

that Lorenzo Ariel did destroy a crow in the grocery store as part of his job because he doesn't remember that story Lorenzo told a story about how there was a crow in the grocery store he was working at

So he murdered it. Damn. Yeah. It's a fun story. Got promoted. I'm actually wearing my Lorenzo Ariel shirt today. Look at that. Okay.

Look at that coordination. Who could have guessed? All right. That's fantastic, Brandon. I do miss Patrick Michael. Thank you for bringing that show to us. I wish he did more shows like that. Absolutely.

I do too. He's not really doing any podcasting anymore. He's just posting shitty metal music on YouTube that no one watches. Yeah. And thank you to. Brandon, who does send me over updates from time to time. We play him on WTS. If there's a song, we did one recently.

Because, you know, Patrick faces himself a metal screamer. And I'm totally, I'm totally, he's good at that. I don't like it at all, but I told he's good at that. But then every now and again, he tries to sing notes, and it's fantastic. Who says he's good? Oh, okay. Doug from the Jigel's department tells me he's a pretty good metal vocalist, which he would know. Yeah.

He would know better than I would. So I don't challenge him on that. All right. Fair enough. Cool. That was a good growl. Okay. Neat.

Yeah, I'll take your word for it. Right. Good stuff. So you brought some games I'm seeing on the board here. You have a Southern John thing. Where do you want to go? I'm not quite sure, like, how good of a game this necessarily is. But, you know, I pulled clips of Syrax and Patrick Michael.

And like I said before, they're very similar to each other, especially when it comes to their music. They both fancy themselves. be rappers, metal musicians, and they master instruments. Right. So I got examples of each in three rounds. I thought we can go through it and see who's the better performer. Okay. I love it.

Let's figure it out. All right. So my first clip, we're going to go through some rapping. This is classic Patty C C Cups rapping. Get yourself because here we go. Here I'm on. Yeah, got the sick as flow. Like, poisoning me of a man, motherfucker already know.

That was so much Oh God What's the name of the New Zealand Group Point of the Concordes Which is like, I got the sickest flow My rhymes are bottomless Yeah, right

You can't say you're sick flow And then lose it immediately I gotta hear that again Share to yourself Because here we go Here I got the sickest flow Like Poison me of hey motherfuck

Oh my fucking I'm going on here Why don't really want to stop, though? You know what I'm doing? I'm going to say anything to me. It's got to stop. I'm feeling a bring. I'm like, no daughter shoot a shot.

23, motherfucker, I never don't stop. You can put it on me as hard as you want. I'm a still be riding with a real fresh. You can't fuck with me. I'm a B. I'm a B. I'm going to be out of high. I'm going to get real loud. I don't get a bug, mom.

I'm going to rap. Why is he rapping over Mozart? Is this a new thing I didn't know about? I just talk like you want I see nothing But let's move my fucking I'm all right I don't want to make fun

I'm gonna do this shit Yeah I'm gonna choke I'm gonna be you You can be me I do shit Mom I go free I'm gonna need a fee I want some money

I do the shit They y'all would love me I'm staying your phone off every track Just feel I love you Why I'm on the tax I don't want to make fun First off I'd be terrible at this

Sure Freestyle rapping Like that should be on the wheel of consequences That's like my worst nightmare Get up the hair Make up shit like I can not do it But why does he try it, though?

He's terrible at it. He's saying a lot of words, but at the same time, he's saying absolutely nothing. Yeah, I noticed that. All right, well, do we have an example of Syrac's doing the same thing? Absolutely. That's number two. All right.

And we don't think I can do it. Watch me. See, I don't need a motherfucker ball to go without a motherfucker. Wait, hold a second. Is this name Shadowblade now, too? Yeah, his early rap name was DJ Shadowblade. All right. And we don't think I can do it, watch me.

See, I don't need motherfucking balls to go without a motherfucking beat. You cannot hit on this motherfucking heat that I bring every motherfucking day in the ground is where you're lay. At the end of the motherfucking day, at the right, lay you in the body bag, zip that shit down, throw you in your motherfucking grave right on the motherfucking tunes on. Oh, man, this bitch has got killed by your dude name name. You cannot hit on me. You cannot be on my motherfucking level. You cannot see me let alone, homie. you want to talk about me having no shoulders i don't give a fuck about having no shoulders

all i give a fucking about is ripping it up in the motherfucker booth every day where i'll shut you up i put that knife in you gut tear you up from the motherfucker floor of you don't want to go total to with a motherfucker demigod who can kill you with just one shot one well he's got a saliva under control it's like when john talks about when he's singing he doesn't stutter When this guy's rapping He doesn't drool Which is kind of nice Maybe you should just rap all the time

What was the message? I missed it He Someone made a comment About how he doesn't have shoulders And he decided to respond to that By freestyle rapping That is a good response

That's a good way to do that Yeah That's how you handle trolls right Oh yeah I've multiple rats About being club footed It really shuts out all the talk Shut up the haters immediately

All right Let's move out of the metal All right So the next clip is Classic Patty C C C Cubs Metal Screaming And this is new stuff Oh good

I like that you said classic Classic but it's brand new All right cool Yeah Come on I'm gonna break on me Da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha-ha-le-ha-ha-le-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Good stuff.

Were we supposed to pick a winner in the freestyle contest? I think we're going to do it overall. Oh, okay, got you. Yeah. You think that he's been doing this long enough. He can mix it better to the where you actually hear him grab. I'm never going to understand what he's saying in the screams, but I'd like to hear him. Metal bands, you can't read the name of their band because they're stupid font, and you can't

understand the lyrics. I think that's part of it. And I was going to complain about the mix, too, but I think I think, it's part of it, right? That the vocals are not high in the mix. It's kind of buried. I guess. Yeah, I guess, but I'd still like to hear it. And in case you're wondering, Carl, the name

of this band is Sister Abigail. Yeah, I would never have figured that out. Yeah. It's just like a war shock test to me. No idea what that is. But let's see how this compares to Cyrax is screaming. All right. Let's do it. Everybody want to find

Everybody want to blow Everybody want to draw To be they don't Or is that in all Too many people don't understand The country Too many people don't understand the kids

They can't want to talk Like they know So they know Because I really don't So What is my mom is Because then I'm at Hold on a second. This is not bad.

Is this AI metal, I would assume, right? Yeah, it's AI music that he, him and his friend old, yeah, exactly. It's not fucking bad. If you were like, hey, Carol, this is that Cyrus guy, I'm like, no, it's not. If we were at the bug jar, this wouldn't be the worst band of the bill. If we were watching this, we're like, this is pretty cool. It's barely passable. Barely passable.

I mean, we just heard that Patty thing that just happened. Maybe that's why I'm like, that's pretty good. Yeah. All right. Well, I know the winner that I picked on this one, but. Yeah, I'm surprised. Well, I'm actually going to level with you. I think his screaming is better, but that's only because I can actually hear it.

With Patty's music, it's hard to hear. It's almost melodic. a little bit. Am I crazy? It might losing my mind right now? I think I have losing it right now. I think you're bored with music. Yeah, that's possible.

All right. Well, let's move on from this. We got some, they're going to show off their instrumentation skills. Yes. As we know, Patrick Michael is a drummer. He fancies themselves as one. And this next one,

I sent you the wrong clip. I actually sent you the whole song instead of just the clip so we can stop it. But this is him really showing. off his drumming skills. Should we back the mic up away from the kick drum and the crash? No, it's fine. It's really good.

This Primus's Brown album? What am I what I to say to do right now? I think we're going to get the picture on that one. Yikes. Yeah. My final clip is Cyrax showing off his many instruments. Oh, he's got many instruments.

Oh, yeah, he's a bit of a virtuoso, guys. Oh, I didn't realize. You guys, ready? Yeah. Where's on my fucking metal heads? Come on my own Come on, Come on, he's playing my life.

She's been framed in a horror. No, I'm going to send up in hungry. Hey, we're doing a lot. Talk to what you're Spaneda me The back of the pressure I'll get me All right, I'm just going to say it.

He swept it. He swept it. He's swept it. Yeah. He's way fucking better than Patrick Michael. that guy's crushing us oh man that's really good stuff

yeah I never thought I agree with you on that but I think you're right yeah someone just tuned in and say they do another music special what's going on here yes

this is a music special too we finally got around thank you Brandon wow absolutely Brandon you fucking brought it buddy it's time for our fringe of the week a podcast dropped

this week that's like going to be the biggest podcast of all time. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. This is a big, big deal. No one can even believe it happened.

Of course, I'm talking about New Heights with Jason and Travis Kelsey, the football playing brothers who are tough guys and they're really big football players of the NFL. Oh, thank God we could probably hear that talking. Our guest today is the singer, songwriter, producer, and director from Nashville. Tennessee. That's bullshit. She is from Redding, Pennsylvania. She is the most awarded artist in the history of the American Music Awards, Billboard Music Awards, and I-Heart

Radio Music Awards. She has 14 Grammy Awards and is the only artist in the history. She was an album of the year four times. Last December, she wrapped up the Aresour, which spanned 149 shows across 51 cities. Five comments. It was the most attended to her of all time. Of all time.

I'm still going. Hold on for her last album. The Torture Poets Department set a record with 1.76 billion streams globally within the first week alone. All right. And as a fan of that guy on the Chiefs, she has 19 wins, two ASC titles, and a Super Bowl. 92 presenters, are you ready for it? Making your podcast and debut, the most aggressive guests in the history of shows, Taylor Swift. Jason I was complaining about low energy veto before I think this is a little too much dial it down what happened guys what the fuck just happened well just like Patrick Michael

on chewed gum he went through Taylor Swift's IMDB and read all of her stats and then just screamed at you like a fucking lunatic I just want to point out to the Swifties out there all the love and respect in the world we don't give a shit about Taylor Swift she doesn't need to be part of football. We don't need her at the stadium. We don't need her on the podcast. We don't give a fuck. Her music is mediocre. Whatever. Who cares? What are we, what are we doing? Why is Jason embarrassing himself like this? And Travis, get your balls out of her purse. Be a fucking man. Grow up. Why are you embarrassing yourself like this, sir? You can land a hotter chick. I realize she's a multi-billionaire. Cool. That is neat. But you got some money.

a hot chick rather this annoying seward oh my god i've seen this before you know look his soul has left his body just creepy no that was so good thank you i tried thank you for screaming for like and jason's wearing a taylor swift t-shirt oh of course he is all this sucks like 47 seconds for me that was so nice i'm shaking right now i hate these people yeah yeah it's a big moment having taylor swift on the show like it was a big deal as if they wouldn't be able to do it it's a big fucking deal all right uh we have a second cringe of the week this one comes in from adam hughes huesy and uh he sent in the rock bottom podcast ray de vito show rae de vito had a guest on hope g hope g is somehow in this weird dabble versus hack

first world. I'm not really sure what her deal is. But Adam says, you can take any minute of this entire stream. Ray's co-host hope is out of her mind on cocaine. And I think Ray is the only person who hasn't noticed. Check this out. I look like shit, man. But so what happened? The Black Keys, like, you didn't even make it? So, yeah. You had a ticket and didn't even make it to the concert? How did you botch that? All right. So now, I had a house. I lined up. And And then a friend of where I was like, oh, yeah, I'll give you a ride that lives out there. And then he, uh, I like, then like, after paying a check, this girl locked up to the bar. And there were about six minutes.

He was like, hey, so actually, she needs a ride home. So. I've literally had this conversation hundreds of times in my life, unfortunately. I've been around, not hope, but this girl. Many times And I'm just like, whoa, okay This is not going to get better I'd rather go home alone, ma'am

Yeah, this is not going to get better Any time soon And also, give me back my stash Yeah, hand it over her Yeah, what's with her body language? She's flopping around like a fish out of water. Yeah, she's blasted. I'll drive you off the train.

And I was like, you And then... So you made it out there? No, no, no. So what is this train to? We were like, oh, we were like near like the water. Guys, don't worry, raise here. He figured this all out for us.

I've never seen anyone look over their shoulder to interview someone. Right. Fucked up. Yeah. So what are you doing back there? You still in my wallet? What's going on? So you dropped me at like the Astoria Demars off.

Where did this guy pick you up? I thought you were at the can. Am I the only one not following the story? No. No, you're not. No, those are following the story. She ate her mouth. She cannot talk anymore.

I thought you got on the train to the concert. You have a ticket at this point. So I think I got the ticket. Got the ticket to the black keys. Yeah. But the time it stopped meeting, I was like, okay, you know what? The black key bumps. That would be a fun cover band name, maybe.

I don't know. Anyway, that's, you're writing that town. We're going to do a tribute to the black keys. And cocaine. Yeah, why not? So that's what Ray's up to, huh? That's what Ray is doing, apparently. Wow.

Yeah. And so there you have it, everybody, are a cringe of the week. And thank you very much to Hughesy for sending that in. And thank you very much to Brandon, who came on here. He brought it. Oh, yeah. He brought material. He had a game.

I'm not sure how the game was played, but we won. We won. We did. We figured it out. Everyone won. We were all winners of it. in it. So I feel really good about that. Brandon, what do you up to these days?

Well, I just started a new show called Graveyard Grudge Match. It's a we dig up dead celebrities and pay tribute to them the only way that they truly deserve by digging into the worst parts of their careers in personal life and honoring them that way. So you can check

it out. Who have you featured recently? Well, we've only, we're only two episodes in. We did Ozzie and Hulk Hogan for the pilot episode. And then the next one, We did Chris Farley and Kirk Cobain. Hogan's a good one. Yeah, there was a lot to dive into with it.

It's been a lot of fun. I'm enjoying the show, but you can check it out anywhere you guys listen to podcasts. And what's it called again? Graveyard Grudge match. I like it. Very good. Brandon, thank you so much for joining the show, my friend. Yeah, absolutely.

Thanks for having me on. Always good to hear from you. Come back again soon. Definitely. All right. See you, buddy. See you. So that's the, uh, Brandon, formerly of shitty song of the week.

Always bringing it with the music and the Patrick Michael, which is, uh, much appreciated. So we have, um, Anthony coming on the show momentarily. In fact, I think Anthony's, uh, popping in right now. Look at this. How convenient is that? Mr. Coomia. What's my guys? Hello.

How's it going, man? Just good. Just adjusting my, uh, various, uh, monitors here to put things in their, Proper orientation. I think that should do it. How's South Carolina? You guys entering storm season? Is that coming up soon?

Oh, I don't care. There's no storm that could possibly be worse than the storm that is living in New York. So it's all good. I'm all good here. Loving South Carolina. Can't lose. Well, thank you so much for coming on. I wanted you to pop on for a minute because we're promoting.

We have a live show. up. September 5th, Chrissy Mayors Content Hotel, WTP Live. And that's WTP Live.com for tickets for that. And I'm looking forward. It's going to be you and me and Adam Bush. And of course, Chrissy and Lucy and producer Chris will be there. This should be a blast. I mean, these things are always a lot of fun. And the collection of people that are going to be there just, you know, it's huge. It's going to be a lot of fun. Yeah. Very funny to watch. I'm sure. Very funny to be there and participate, and I'm looking forward to it, you know, seeing a few people I haven't seen it a while, which is always good. And, yeah, and I'm doing my Sunday W-A-B-C show from there.

Oh, no, sure. I'm bringing my, my Comrex device, which I used to transmit to the New York studios, and I'm going to do it there. So I'll be able to have a couple of people up there on the ABC show. Oh, that's fantastic. So is that using the internet? to connect or it's just that device. Yeah, yeah, it's just Ethernet cable plugs in and it's just like you're in the studio. That makes me a little bit nervous. I'm worried about that place because is everyone on the same like Wi-Fi or the same network? It's a start

tapping on rooms. Like, hey, can you get off the internet? I'm on WAPC right now. I'm almost done. How to need the bandwidth. The good thing is it's just audio. So it's not like I'm trying to send video over there. Audio is pretty, pretty chill. You know, I actually heard Anthony from a mutual friend. There might be a poker game being played. Yes, yes.

I've heard from that same gentleman myself. So he's sending that up for us. Who am I to argue a good poker game? I'm in. I'm excited. I'm excited about that. All right. So you're hopping on.

There's something I want to talk to you about. My buddy, Mike, turned me on to this. There is a podcast that just recently surfaced. It started in 2022, but it's behind a paywall. And they just finally decided like, oh, we'll just put it out there for everyone to listen to. I'll play the trailer for you. And then we'll discuss it. All right.

Hi, Lena here. I want to tell you about my new podcast, The Sea Word. It's a chat show about women whose society has called crazy from the perspective of a woman that society really loves to call crazy. I'll be joined by my dear friend and historian of bad behavior, Elizabeth Bennett. Hello, hello. Each week will dive deep into the life of a woman society dismissed by calling her mad, sad, or just plain bad. Robin Givens Casey Johnson. Tanya Head, the 9-11 faker.

Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey. That's right. That is Lena Dunham, who started a podcast called The Sea Word. The C stands for crazy. It's not so much we call her crazy as we do fat. Yeah. Like, I think that's more.

The main adjective for Lena Dunham. Yeah, yeah. More fat than crazy. But I'll give her crazy also. And why is this such a thing that needs to be addressed when the truth of the matter is? I could go on any social media platform and see that shit crazy women all day long. So it's not like they're exposing anything or giving us insight on it. No.

You're not understanding this, Anthony. Society calls them crazy. but they're not crazy oh see i thought they were agreeing wholeheartedly that i don't like that i didn't do they're like you know why don't a writer bry car i'm like yeah look at those crazy bitches yeah they're crazy right no i actually think just the opposite of that such a fine line between stupid and genius right in fact later on in the trailer because every celebrity before they put out of a podcast they have two minute trailer for it yeah if you're really juiced up for it so later out of the trailer they explain

Being called crazy, it's like telling someone to shut up. Like, what can you say back? It's so painful because it just qualifies your humanity. Shut up, fat, so. That crazy bitch. Yeah, no one's to hear from you. Fatty. All right, so I decided to check out.

And by the way, you can say something back or do so. You cannot be fucking crazy. Yeah. How about that? Yeah. That's a good response to when someone calls you crazy. Don't be. Crazy. Hey, Winona Ryder, stop stealing from stores when you're a multi-millionaire.

That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Someone like Britney Spears, stop writhing in front of a fucking camera looking like a zombie. She's a meth hat, right? Dude, I don't know what it is. I was watching a video her last night and her eyes, the vacant eyes. And then I watched like the video for Oops I did it again. Right. Totally different. First of all, like that was peak, Brittany. And she just looks amazing. She's got like a life in her eyes. And now it's this like she's in a padded room. It's sad. I think it's meth because her teeth are moving around too. Her teeth are changing places in her mouth. She's not a normal aging process thing to have happened. All right. So I checked out the episode about Robin Givens. You guys remember Robin

Givens? She played Darlene Merriman on Head of the Class. She married a young Mike Tyson, who at one point said she took a punch better than any man he knew. It wasn't a perfect relationship. It didn't go great. They're going to discuss that here. Number five, she filed for divorce

in October of 1988, which was eight months after the couple wed, which is longer than two of my marriages. Oh, Alyssa. You're too much. I don't know if this Alyssa Bada is, but she has the most annoying vocal fry.

And at a certain point, I was like, am I remembering this character wrong? And I went back and I googled Robin Givens, Darlene Merriman, bitch. And guess what? What? I got like 8,000 results. So I was right. So this interesting kind of thing happened where Darlene Merriman and Robin Givens are interpretations of them sort of collided.

Collider. Kalina. I like that she goes, I googled. Darling and Merriman Robin Givens bitch And I got 8,000 results What do you think that means Those words exist on 8,000 pages on the internet Yeah

That doesn't mean anything 8,000 results, wow Cool 8,000 Oh, that voice Fucking ponderous It's so it's funny to me Because like I said

This is like three years old And then they just put it out now And it's kind of jarring Because I feel like the vocal Friday thing's kind of gone away Yeah, yeah It was a limited It wasn't a long list lived thing it was very annoying almost like um like years and years and years ago like a valley girl

affectation to a voice and it just happened it went away yeah so if you're still doing it like what what the fuck are you doing and i think that we shamed it out of people it's why we tried it's why we're starting up a i started up a new show with dick masterson and viny paulino called weight watchers where we're just shaming fat chicks but it's for the good of society right so you think that's going to go away. I hope. Do whatever I can do. I don't know. Everyone's going to do their part.

By the way, I'm the first episode of Weight Watchers. Dick pulled up a photo of Dina of Lena Dunham. I can't believe what's happened with her. Yeah, she was always fat. But you look at the early ones, like when she was on girls.

Yeah. And you're like, that's a rail compared to what she is now. Right. She's a mess. If you look at the two of them, you're like, well, that one's actually fuckable. But you never would have said that watching girls. Right, right, right. It's crazy.

And then to accentuate every role with some prison tattoo that looks like it was made with Bick pen ink and a needle. That's a disaster. Parable. Well, apparently, she gets confused for her character on girls a lot. Like, I think, like, half the sexual harassment I've experienced has just been people being like, she loves to fucking get made. it like I it's really fascinating when people's hot rage at you they can't recognize like maybe

darlene merriman is just a creation of a pretty fucking good actress right so what i say when people call me racist i'm a great actor it's my character character from open state oh you're a racist i'm like just stop it i'm just an awesome actor i like that she goes i'm getting sexually harassed because people will recognize me from girls yeah no one wants to fuck your character are girls Yeah, it's definitely not happening now. Yeah, it's definitely not what's going on. All right, so they're talking about Robin Givens, and they're talking about how she was raised. Robin says that she was raised to believe that she had to be, and this is a quote, good and impeccable and clean and smart, particularly because we were black, we had to be better.

Better than what? Better. I like that she's complaining. that she was raised to be good and impeccable and clean and smart. Like, I know it sucks, doesn't it? No,

these are all things everyone should do. What do you mean? You know, just kind of fitting into society. Right. I was raised to be a good person because we're black and we have to be better. No, you're a poser.

She's just being a good person. Why are you complaining about that? Can I say something here too that I think that I didn't know when you brought this topic up in the show up? They don't actually have Robin Givens on as a guess? No. Okay. See,

I thought it's a little Robin Givens. was going to come on and they would discuss being called crazy. So they're just really kind of reiterating and reminding people how crazy these bitches are. They're doing a disservice to the crazy bitches. It's very similar to when Suttering John repeats the jokes I made about his kids over and over and over again. It's just like, why only said it once, man.

Why are you keep saying it over and over again? Right. Or like what he, like the tweet that you put out about his trans kid and he put it up on that vice show. Yeah, no one would have seen it, not as many people. Right. Anthony's tweets been gone for years, but you had to put it up on advice. Okay, well, that's not.

Oh, this show is surly. Yeah, it's kind of a douche move, actually. Because in the description, they list Lindsay Lohan, Judy Garland, Winona, Mariah, Will Kim. All notoriously crazy braweds. Yeah, it's like, hey, assholes. Thanks for nothing. Interesting. Let's find out.

People didn't like Robin Givens. no and they try to connect is it because her character was kind of a snooty bitch abrasive head of the class and abrasive or was it something else yeah and i think of course everyone's sort of latent racism i'm going to speak about at the time that the story was unfolding yep still true but everyone's latent racism was informing our interpretation of this woman it was the latent racism dude that time when she was on head of the class and Cosby show was out, I think, at that point. Oh, yeah, yeah.

It was the least racist time in American history. Like, people were beloved, the Huxstables and black characters on the various spin-offs, 2-27. All those shows. The WB and the CW were just packed with black shows, and they were beloved. how how did racism make instead of her being abrasive nasty snooty hard to work with of course it had to be the racism yeah and she goes everyone had this latent racism well if everyone's racist then no one's racist that's just that how racism can work by that rule that's my rule that's my rule of thumb car but this is what i always say anthony there is a certain thing about being a hot chick that there is no racism anymore When you're a smoke show, nobody cares. I was listening to a podcast once where I heard Jessica Alba talking about growing up as a woman of color. And she had to overcome that.

I'm like, Jessica Alba, the hottest girl in the world who's now a billionaire. She had to overcome racism. And what racism? Isn't she a white broad? No, she's Hispanic. I know, but anyway, it's like, that's not the first thing I think. It's like, oh, look at that Hispanic bitch over there. I'm just like, look at the hottest girl ever right there.

It's not a girl. And same with Robin Gibbons. Nobody looked at Robin Gimmons like, oh, it's a black bitch. You're like, no, that's a really hot girl. Yeah. Oh, I remember. Oh, yeah. She did a playboy spread, which I'll get into it momentarily.

Don't worry. I did my research for this show, guys. I do this for you, folks. I put the prep. So this is Lena Dunham's knowledge of Mike Tyson. She does her research, too. She does a lot of good prep. In April of 1987, when she met Mike Tyson, who was not the retiring bird person that he is now.

all I know about him is honestly that he bit someone's ear off and that he's been accused of assault. Well, that's all you need to know. That's all you need to know, really. All the history right there. Could you imagine you're doing a show about Robin Gibbons? You're just like, who's Mike Tyson?

A bit of ear. I think there was an essay thing that he did. Oh, he did two things. Well, Jason has the, he's got the shortest Wikipedia ever. Bit a guy's ear and some kind of assault. Yeah, yeah. That's all. That's all we know about him.

That's it. Yeah, it kind of hid from the public. You know, we don't really know what he's up there. Very quiet and withdrawn. Later out of the show, she didn't know about this. He also said, I like to hurt women. When I make love to them, it gives me pleasure.

That's from a biography written by Jose Torres. And this is the guy that people are like, look at him with his nice pigeons. He's so sensitive with those pigeons. Does he have pigeons? Yeah, it's like his fucking shit, Lena. Oh, my God. He keeps homing pigeons and, you know, looks at them like these.

It's like this meditative, calming sport. That's really all I know about it. I think pigeons are disgusting. It grosses me out. Brilliant commentary. Do they understand? Well, no. What am I saying?

I'm sorry. You don't start that one again. Start over. You can cut that out of any future broadcast of this clip, right? Please. Yeah. They should understand that Mike Tyson is, is a homestine. homicidal maniac that was put in a ring to destroy other people.

Like that's a very important part of him saying things about how he likes making love to women, if you want to call it that, and the abuse and the violence. Yeah, because he was the greatest boxer ever, and that's part of being that. And they don't even glaze over that part of it. He was a fucking animal. Oh, he had an animal. He was an animal. fucking children.

I will eat your children. I think it was in Canada when the guy was just like, yeah, you know, Mike, people are saying that you're doing this, you're doing that. Who's saying that? You're saying that. You're saying that. Motherfucking. It's like so confrontational with

everyone. It was amazing. It was an amazing time. I will fuck you till you love me. Yes. He's got some brilliant quotes. Yes, brilliant. Well, apparently, They think there's a double standard. And as always, I feel compelled to point out that it would be impossible for a woman to make it back from biting someone's ear off.

Yeah, it would be a tough road. Now, I want to say, when he bit Holyfield's ear, I had money on him. I remember this fight very well. I was very pissed. I thought Tyson was going to do well, and he did not. He very much disappointed me. And that was what I was pissed about. I don't care if he's biting someone's ear.

It's just like, you're going to lose a point for that in this round, you idiots. Yeah. By the way, uh, Lorraine Bobbitt made it back after cutting a guy's dick off. Never mind biting an ear off. I mean, she didn't have the celebrity status, but she was looked at as the sympathetic character in that whole fucking episode. So biting a guy's ear off,

a woman could never come back from that. But she got sympathy for chopping a man's dick off. That's a brilliant observation, because honestly, my earlobe, if it went away, I'd still live my day-to-day life. You know, things wouldn't change that much. I have earbuds in right. I got a story. You're right. You got a story.

Someone asked you a question. Like, oh, it's a funny story. So Mike Tyson. But your dick gets chopped off. That's a day-ruiter. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm bummed that day.

I don't think anyone's going to point that out before. You might go through an entire day without remembering your earlobe was that. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. You passed by a beautiful. But every time you look down at your pussy to take a leak. There's not a second of your day that isn't consumed with, oh, my God.

We're sitting down in the urinal. Hey, guys, you stop laughing at me, please. I have my penis got off. I have a heart. M.G8's been a member for four months and you are the goat, sir, absolute legend. Was Opie always an obnoxious hack? And can you pinpoint a time? Villaroma live stream, the fatigue is.

real. There will be no live stream, be there with us live for it. In short, we worked very well together at the very beginning as his personality started coming out and a lot of that, and both of our personalities didn't really mesh very well together, but look,

I could slap a smile on my face and plow through four hours a day until the end of time. So I started seeing a lot of signs that maybe he wasn't as pleasant in his life and in business and whatnot. And that kind of started maybe, I guess, three, four years after we started.

But nothing earth-shattering that I couldn't deal with. Yeah. I think he took it for granted. Yeah, yeah. He thought that he could reinvent himself and do it with anyone. Millions of dollars really helps too. Yeah. When they're giving you a lot of money, I can smile and get along with just about anyone.

You're being paid money to bust balls and laugh at jerks. Yeah. And you're being paid very good money. It's like, can we make this work, please? I don't know why we're not making this work. There's 20 hours that isn't Opie and Anthony. You can't deal with that. I love the fact that Anthony, or not Anthony,

Opie was talking to his buddies at Gebhart's talking about how much he's learned about the HVAC system in its house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it literally is, he's talking about fixing his H-Mack and you're on radio. So, 180 from where y'all began. The irony wasn't lost on me there, Carl. So funny. All right.

So explaining their personalities, this is how Lina thinks about how to explain someone's personality and only the way she would. Also, everyone wanted to discuss, love to discuss how mismatched it was for this kind of tough on the outside, but emotionally vulnerable. Uwee-gooie Mike Tyson to fall for someone who was so tough and calculating on the inside, but soft and lovely on the outside. Darley and Merriman. Yeah.

So, like, they were like, um, I was trying to come up with a candy. Like, he was like a, he was like a marshmallow encased in a, you know, a hard shell. And she was like a date with a pit in it. Right. Yes. How funny is that? Lydia Dunn's trying to explain their different personality. He's like, which candy can I compare this to?

He's like a racist pita. on your pen cooking analogy of course of course there's sugary treats lena yes that's what we can all relate to all right so uh this is a fun clip that i found i also want to say i read a good tweet i don't really go on the internet anymore but like i did read something where someone was talking i think about con you're such a liar i don't really go on the internet anymore well i look at daily mail she's on the internet right now i look at daily mail like five times a day but by internet i mean that i don't obsessively google myself the internet meaning me so i don't do that how telling is that and props to elissa for calling her out on that one i don't go on the internet anymore nobody doesn't go on the internet yeah she just bet i don't like to read information about me because everyone's mean

right that checks out i wouldn't want to do that either that's the internet is like where all the abuse comes from right so you'll go on something out Call it something else, but it's the internet, but you consider the internet where they're mean to you so you don't go there. Again, not to bring it back to Suttering John, but it reminds you when John was talking about the hate sites. And he was talking about that was anonymous, the subreddit. All these hate sites. And then Shui's anonymous pops up. He's like, I love this subreddit.

This is great. Reddit's great. Yeah, yeah. Are you allowed to discuss, John, with the pending litigation? Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to read you the New York Post article that came out today. Oh, you got to read it to me? I read the whole thing this morning.

It's classic. It's amazing. What did Shilly say? It's a sad. We're going to read it. Money grab from a sad person. We're going to, we're going to read it.

They did Shully dirty, man. They did Shulie real dirty. Yeah. We are going to go through it, though. Oh, perfect. Fucking crazy, man. It's so weird. It is nuts.

All right. So then Lena talks about how she's been on the view. And she goes into all the dressing rooms to get information about. to get information about the for snacks yeah what's in your basket open up to twigs what the fuck what's going on whoopee come out help me out no this is so dumb because she explains that she's going into the dressing rooms and then she can tell you what's in the dressing rooms but she won't say the name so it kind of doesn't matter i want the audience to know that when i was at the view the last time i made an or actually two times ago i made a point of

breaking into everybody's dressing room and trying to see what it looked like. Okay, so we're going to bleep out some of these names for privacy because Mama blabbed. Froar's floor is exclusively covered in shoes. It's more shoes than you've ever seen. And some are like silver and have bows on them. Like she loves a shoe.

Dressing room was. Not that I care about her spilling the tea on this stuff, but what's the point of this? They're bleeping out the names. Then she explains, oh, yeah, that person's into this thing. Like, yeah, we don't know what you're talking. Guess these are the, is she talking about the hosts of the show? Not like other gas or anything.

So we're supposed, like maybe it's like a little tee. Try to guess who likes shoes. Yeah, I don't care. But also. I don't care. Most importantly, Carl, I don't care. I thought we're talking about Robin Givens. What's going on?

Right, right. Beef Drippin says, she sounds like a bad Dr. Stephen Prussian. Forget Sweeney. I want Jessica Alba, Bathwater. Yeah, Jessica Alba was so hot. And, aunt, when are we getting a beer? The answer isn't that. Beef drippings.

Whenever you're in the vicinity of me and a bar, you could, I will buy a beer. There you go. Try to help you out with that. This is one of the dumbest things I've heard anyone say from Lena Dunham. Because I actually think, and again, I'm no expert on sports. I'm no expert on men. But I am an expert on having my own opinions. That's retarded.

Yeah. I would assume everyone's an expert at having their own opinion. It's just part and parcel with an opinion. And also, having an ill-informed opinion is not a good opinion. I don't know anything about anything, but I have like strong feelings about something. You're like, all right, well, then don't share them with me because I don't care. I'm an expert of having my own opinions. One of the dumbest sentences ever said.

So apparently people hated Robin Givens and would say shitty things to her when she was out in public because everyone loved Mike Tyson and they had this big following out. It was pretty public when it happened. And the question is, has that ever happened to Lena Dunham? She told people that strangers on the street would yell at her, stop bothering the champ. Random people would approach her and just be like, I don't like you. That's that ever happened to you? No.

One girl once, like, said something, but it was like more politically motivated. And once a man yelled at me, moved to Canada into Sacramento airport. Such a tired line. I don't believe that for a second. No one says shit to Lena Dunham. Maybe because she's unrecognizable. yeah but her political ideology and all the bullshit she said and trying to shove her opinion down people's throats that just gets people pissed and they will say shit out in public right so i don't

believe that she's not getting a lot of shipping people she goes oh there's this one guy in sacramento who said moved to canada well this is very funny i love this guy because this guy was on her airplane sitting in the front row as she got on check this out i got on my airplane and he was like like in the first row. And I was like shaking. I was like, what am I going to say to him? What am I going to say to him? And I was like, sir, if you have daughters, I hope you teach them to treat people who believe

differently than you with a little more respect. And he looked at me for a second. And he went, fuck you. And I was like, okay. All right. I love this guy. I like your response to that. Okay.

All right. You get the better of me again, sir. You two, me zero. Very good. What form of livestock did they put in the teeth? tail to balance that plane now. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Favorite response to that. The rest of the plane applauded. And I love how they're always about like, you know, I hope you teach your kids to treat people with respect when they have differing opinions. Have you ever seen a more vicious group of people when you don't agree with them than the left, the liberal, like, left? There's an episode. I almost pulled this for today. show, but Jimmy Kimmel went on Sarah Silverman's show, and they're trying to make sense of why people think differently than them, and they can't figure it out.

They cannot figure it out for the life. What is this? There's people who think differently than us? Well, what are these people thinking? They're so wild. It's so crazy. Howard Stern, the hospitals should send unvaccinated people home to die. They shouldn't treat unvaccinated people for anything to die.

Yeah, that's really, you know, taking a, giving some. respect for an alternate opinion on your own. These bleeding heart liberals, man, you know? Yeah. They're just rooting for everyone. Unless you disagree with them. Then they want you to die. Yeah, then go fuck off and die, yes.

So now we're going to get to the playboy spread from 1994 that Robin Givens did. She did a playboy spread in 1994, and I'm sure that everyone's dad bought it. But I thought there was that racism thing. Remember, everyone's racist. That's why they don't like her. So maybe she meant black dads. Oh, okay. Which, again, would be the lowest circulated magazine ever, black dads were.

All right. I'm legally obligated to say at least two racist jokes during any appearance I do. Jokes, truths, whatever. So I looked at this up. 1994, Playboy spread, Robin Givens. I'm like, oh, I forgot about this. I want to see what this looks like. new to the in 94 is very different than nudity in 2025 they didn't really figure it out back then

you know what I mean like she's standing sideways you can see her tits like okay whatever it's fine it's cute what are we doing what are we doing with that like celebrity though celebrity nudes were you didn't care if it was just a side tit or a little bit of the ass or something a celebrity that was like the goal that was the the magic unicorn of of nudity that you wanted so it didn't really matter that it wasn't full-fledged spread out right yeah it's a point type stuff it was pretty good but remember lindsay lohan did a shoot for playboy and i don't know if hughner was still alive he might have been but whoever was in charge goes this is this will not fly do it again because she tried

to do like, you know, that kind of nudity. It was just like, no, no, no, this is a whore. You got to do wait a minute. She was trying to be tasteful. Yeah, Lindsay Lohan is trying to be tasteful. It's like, all right, here's an eight ball. And I'll try it to get out. Show's your butthole.

I want it to look like fucking Ronald McDonald's with a hatchet wound on his head. Right. That's what I'm talking about. All right. So you ready for their big overall conclusion about how people thought that Robin Givens was crazy? The idea that, like, he's valuable to us. us because he can do something that we understand, which is like men fight and he's graded

it. She's not doing anything we understand, which is like women aren't supposed to be beautiful, smart, and wealthy and wielding those things. Like, if a woman is gorgeous, we like her to go like, please don't look at me. If a woman is smart, we like her to keep it under wraps. If a woman is rich, we want her to give all our money away. But if you can, like, bite someone's ear off or shake them into unconsciousness, we're into you. So that they'll date you and marry you.

That's the dumbest take. Like their take on boxing, but yeah. Yeah, he was the heavyweight champion of the world. He was the youngest heavyweight champion of the world of all time and his fights were unbelievable. Yeah. Their conclusion was everyone hates good looking, intelligent, rich, successful women. Do they? Yeah. Is that true?

Yeah. It proves like they're talking about how men perceive women and what they think beautiful or smart women is supposed to do. And while they're doing at the exact same time, they're proving they don't know shit about men right and what men do and think and find interesting and exciting so you know ooh that age old fucking thing we just don't really kind of get each other wow yeah venus and mars i believe yeah it's what they discuss yeah forget about that but yeah this this whole thing where there's like this woman's intelligent and she's attractive and she's got money and you're like yeah like a jack jack jack jack yeah we like all those things it's guys

These are, he's all sounded really good. And then they're like, and Tyson, all he ever do is bite a guy's ear off. Well, no, that's not why he's famous, idiots. Yeah. He's not even close to it. Yeah, he wasn't walking down the street when he bit the guy's ear. Yeah, right. It's like, sir, sir, did you bite that guy's ear?

All right. So, Alyssa's biggest fear is interesting. Your greatest fear is that people won't like you. Like, this is the thing that really kills me. If someone doesn't like me, if one person doesn't like me, I think I either, okay, so there are two tactics. I either think you're my new enemy. It's why I have more than one enemy. Yep. Or I

think what do I have to do to prove to this person that I am likable? It's unbearable to me. I can't stand it. Oh my God. I have really bad news, Alyssa. Right, right. So you might want to sit down for this. You know that biggest fear you were

talking about? All right. Here's one more clip on here about gender discrimination. And here's another thing. I would say, though, and not to be the girl who cried gender discrimination, but I would say that when guys are mixed up with their characters, it's usually more cool

and fun, and when girls are mixed up with their characters, it's usually darker. Like, everyone's thinking Larry David's Larry David. It's not a problem for Larry David. And everybody, I mean, before now, everybody thinking Woody Allen was Woody Allen wasn't a problem for Woody Allen. Ted

Levine in Silence of the Lambs. Couldn't really work after that. He was Buffalo Bill. Too much of a creature. Yeah, that's a scary one. I love that Alyssa's shit on Lena's point immediately. Yeah. When girls are typecast, they're fucked. When guys are type cats, there's no problem for them.

Well, there's Buffalo Bill. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. Philippine had a couple of good movies after that. Okay. The Hills have eyes to remake. That was fun. That was fun to watch.

And then another one. Every time, you know, you just hear, how you're doing? And you're like, oh, that's the fucking guy. Right. Yeah. Regardless of that, it was just funny that they're just saying, like, this only happens to women. Oh, right.

Yeah, yeah. And then Alyssa comes in immediately. She's like, well, you know, there's this thing and that thing. Like, oh, right. So it's not gender discrimination. Tell that to fucking Gilligan. Right. I mean, there's countless examples.

Very true. You brought us something to my attention, Anthony. Yes, sir. Opie is buying views. It's blatantly obvious. If I even had an inkling, that he wasn't if it wasn't so obvious he was i probably wouldn't say anything but you know there's the three pretty good indicators that you're buying views on your youtube channel uh first one is

you're getting thousands more views than you've ever gotten in like a day all the sudden one day later you have 11 000 views yeah now the other thing is your comments are still what they were when you were getting two 300 views and the other thing is it never goes the count never goes higher right than that one day leap to 11 or 12,000 like we all know if you actually get people watching your videos it'll go up in increments you know 5,000 and then you check again later it's 10 15 it doesn't just go to 15000 and stop dead and the rest of the days you know you got 15,000 in eight to 12 hours. Yep.

And now nobody else is checking your video out. Never again. So it's pretty obvious. And I brought this up on Point DabblePoint, but it was a video where Opie was talking about Howard Stern. And we've been putting out videos about Howard Stern. They're getting tons of views. People are very interested in Howard Stern right now. So everyone on Point Delo points like, well, maybe people watched it because he was talking about Stern and they didn't like it.

So they just bounced out, didn't leave a comment, didn't hit a like. I was like, fine. Maybe that's the case. this video Opie joined by Ron the waiter It's not bringing 11,000 views There's just no fucking way So check this out

And Billy sent me in an email He says I've been tracking superchats And concurrent view counts For the devil verse for about two years now For a long time The process has been completely automated So he's got to set up That he's just tracking this stuff

Across all these shows Oh The first thing I noticed Is the concurrent view count kept going up and down by 60 for several minutes see screenshot one. I will see screenshot one, sir.

So you see it's highlighted here. What he's doing is he's got these timestamps. Yeah. And so every few seconds, he's checking out of people who are watching it live and it is bouncing up and down. 155 to 209 to 144 to 203 to 159.

It's not normal. People usually... No, no, this isn't the way it normally works. You do live streams. You know, you see view count it's you know it's it grows up it maybe comes down a little bit grows up again yeah pretty consistent you know like a sine wave right yeah it gets to a point and then it kind of just hangs there for a little bit right yeah so uh he says uh this sawblade style up and down is not normal at all in the log file the number in front of the word watching is the concurrent

view count the two numbers at the right are the total view count and the like count so check this out. This is another, this is so nerdy, but I was loving it. Oh, I love it. Yeah, this is great. So what we're seeing here is this is the total views, like, for example, this one says 931, and then the total number of likes is 51. Okay. Okay. So he says at 908 a.m. Eastern, this video had 931 views. At 1038 Eastern, it had 10,954 views. So you go down here. So check this out. And down here, this is 10,000, 954, an hour after it was 931.

And then likes went from 51 to 53. More likes. It's impossible. It does not work out mathematically, statistically. And I don't know if people are buying views for him. It's very possible. Like, I think you could do that. Maybe.

Maybe doesn't know. But this is very odd behavior. year for the opster. Yeah. And then some of his other videos, again, that he didn't buy views for, just languish at 300 views after, you know, two weeks. So it just mathematically does not work out. Yeah.

I don't know. Maybe he's trying to get a, I don't know how you assume that's going to get you a buzz by buying views. Like people aren't going to go, oh, look at all the views. I better check this out. It doesn't work that. Well, that's interesting. So that's what I was thinking about because Opie, a few months ago, announced that he had this deal, this podcast deal.

And it turned out to be IHeart radio or whatever it is, IHeart. And so he goes, hopefully they'll have some marketing behind me and I'll get on some more platforms. We'll have advertising. It's going to be good for the podcast. And he talked about it for months. He never told us what it was. And finally it came out. It was IHeart.

Of course, Eric Nagel works there. He's like, no one's heard of the announcement about this. No one knows anything about it. It was not something that internally they gave a shit about if he did have a deal with them. And I haven't heard anything about it since then. No, there hasn't been anything.

Like, even he doesn't promote it or anything. No, he doesn't say a peep about it anymore. So I'm wondering, is there a new angle? Is there a new thing he's trying to impress right now? Does he think his eyeballs on his channel and he wants to show he's getting views?

Yeah. I think, you know, he's seeing other people. people's views, viewership go up, and I think it's getting him angry. He's talked about it. I mean, he gets on and, and, you know, he jokes about how jealousy is of some of the huge podcasts and the views they're getting.

And, you know, Anthony, which podcast does he always complain about? Rogan and, uh, what's, yeah, it's fucking Rogan. His whole worldview podcasting is Joe Rogan. He doesn't know there's like tons of other popular podcasts. Oh, I know. Now he kind of throws in what's a. his name. Theo, Theo Bon. Yeah, Theo gets thrown in there. Did you see, I just watched something he was doing. He was talking about the Kelsey. What's his name? Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey is the,

and the fact that they did a podcast with Taylor Swift announcing the album. And Opie made this analogy that he was so mad, so mad, because they got so many views and their podcast is so big. he made the analogy that that's like me trying to get into the NFL because they do in podcast they don't know anything about broadcasting they never went to broadcast school he says this so it's like if I decided I want to just go into the NFL and that's crazy so I'm pissed that was his take dude that's Howard Stern's take yes that's literally how years ago yes where he's telling Ari Shafir no you can't be a successful podcaster you have to pay your dues in for the first 500 you got to go to st cloud to compete with aaron imholt before you can learn

how to yeah learn how to queue up records and and cut commercials and the world has changed opi Travis and jason kelsey could have taylor swift on they're up to over 16 million views on that show on crazy right well it's not crazy the swifties are fucking nuts it's not crazy like that but it's just crazy to think like that that you could do a podcast and it's It's Taylor Swift, and you get that many fucking views. It's what it is. I mean, thankfully, Cat Williams is still a bigger draw than Taylor Swift. But for how much longer, we don't know.

We don't know. Since we're talking about the Opster, Mr. Magenta and Jody B put together a song parody for us. Oh, I love a good song pair. And we haven't had a song parody in a minute. I'm glad they did this. Now, I'm sure you know about this, Anthony. Opie is a hero. Hey, who didn't?

I mean, I read it in all the papers. I saw it on the news. If you wrote the Hanson's what anyone's talking about, about just walking on the beach and just like hey do you hear about the hero opi like oh yeah i heard about it i know page of the hampton's gazette so this is a song about that with a little smug and my saggy breasts i'll save you from the water they know that i'm a pest With a little fib And bullshittery

I'll tell the world A lie, yeah I saved kids from riptide Because I'm going to come save you I knew the kids were in trouble I knew I could help a bit They don't want me to He was like some old dude

Telling me to grab his hand I was standing there Yeah My mouth purple My eyes squinty No comit touched my hair I said You gotta get in here now

Your kids are gonna die The dad and I will work together Save them from fake tides Cause I'm gonna come save you I start making a B-line for the kids I run like a flabby do Not to brag but I can Grab

My hand Trusting brother man My hand I'll brag on the line in all my glory Yeah My hand And it makes a great story Because I'm going to save you

The best way A real hero can This is what you get for saving someone Two bottles of bourbon Oh my God Wow. Awesome. When he got the bottles of bourbon, and he's just like, I don't drink bourbon. I don't drink bourbon.

Like, immediately it has to be for him. Like, I would think if you have a beach house in the Hamptons, you want some really good bourbon on hand for when someone comes over that does appreciate good bourbon. But what me? It's not for me. I can't use this. No one's going there. So, you're right. No one's going there.

Because Anthony, I know a number of people who are pretty wealthy and they always have spirits. ready to go that they don't enjoy themselves. Of course you have to. Yes. A big fan member for five months says, Aunt, you're right. Somehow,

Howie is going to say he won, even though he lost over 90% of his audience. I stopped listening in 2014. ETM croaked so fucking boring. I think he'll sign, he'll resign for whatever they give him. I think they'll probably offer him 20 million, which is still too much.

And he'll just take it because what does Howard have left? So I spoke to an insider this week, a guy who's friends with the Stearns. Oh. This was very interesting conversation because I estimate that specific number. I go, do you think they'll offer him 20 money goes, there's no way. There's no way. Not even that much. And the reason why the people don't understand, because they've always kept it under wraps how much money Howard actually signed for.

The first contract is widely known 500 million over five years, 100 million a year. right he goes he got a big reduction the next contract oh and that's what people think that he's coming off another 500 million hundred million dollars a year contract like no that's already wildly reduced and he doesn't think there's any way it's even close to 20 million a year wow yeah going forward but he also he also reached out to the sterns and recommended they take whatever like you're saying take whatever they're going to give you because It's not going to be, there's no other place to go. There's not a better offer out there if you want to be doing a show.

And by the way, the other thing, too, the reason why he does way fewer shows, he takes the summer off, that's part of the negotiation. We can't give you $100 million a year, Howard. You're worth this now. All right. I'll do that, but I'm only going to do this many shows. I'm going to take two months off. That makes sense.

Right. That's how you kind of wheel and deal on this kind of thing. Interesting. Yeah. I was interested by that too. Do you think he's going to resign, though? It will be a five-year deal. I think if he looks at what his life is without being Howard Stern, being on the, even though it's not every day of the week, not having that, then who is he?

He's just an old guy that's going to just go to the wayside, and I don't think he can accept that. I agree. He needs to be, he needs to have a platform. He needs to have his voice heard. He's relevant, you know. Speaking of Speaking of relevancy, let's talk about I'm sorry, John.

This is crazy. So I talked to the... I said a note into the New York Post. They reached out to me yesterday and I sent back my statements and Shulay did as well. And it says this article came out today.

Suttering John Melinda is suing podcaster pair for secretly recording his voice and mocking him. Now, that's not even correct. This article is so incorrect. wild. We didn't secretly record him. That's not why he's suing us. Although, if you read the lawsuit, you can't even tell why he's suing us, but I can't understand. I may be confused.

All right. It says, Suttering John Melendez is suing a pair of podcasts for secret recording his voice and using his name and even his couch cushions to make a buck off his significant fame, in quotes, significant fame. They left the in off the front of significant. Melendez 59 claims comedians Carl Hebriger and Shui Agar The hosts of Who Are These Podcasts Used illegally recorded private phone calls To mock and ridicule him on air

And in live events where he was the main attraction Now, I feel so bad for Shulie Because I saw what Shulie said over to them It's like he hosts the Uncle Rico show on the Shulie now He's got a co-host of Who Are These Podcasts So they get everything wrong This is a prime example of how the media doesn't get anything right.

Even a, you know, relatively speaking, small little public interest kind of funny story like this, they can't even get those facts right when they're given to the, like the facts were given to that. We were emailing her. She responded, thank you, Carl. She could have said, hey, could you clarify this? And I even said, like, if you need anything else, let me know. Like, she could have followed up with you.

You're the guys. And they couldn't even get it right. Melendez is a well-known figure in comedy and broadcasting with a distinctive voice and persona that has cultivated over decades Melinda said in his Manhattan Supreme Court lawsuit. Look at this fucking goober. Melendez rose to fame on the Howard Stern Show where he was known for asking celebrity's offensive questions and then taking the abuse they hurled his way. Melinda's name and likeness carries significant fame and goodwill amongst audiences.

Goodwill. I know. He contended in the August of legal filing, adding Hebringer and Agar were not as well known of course he did I know that's true I didn't work for the Howard Stern show that's true goodwill it's fun uh agar also worked for Stern until 2024 he and melendas were co-workers on the show for about a year completely wrong no he left in never on the show they were never on the show together because he was hired by serious and yeah john one has never worked for serious he left when they were still terrestrial so that's wrong also agar left in 2020

Not in 2024. He's been doing his podcast since 2020. So it's just like, if you don't know the facts, like, why make him up? Why would they say that they were co-workers for about a year? It's just not even close to true. I didn't even realize that. Like last year, Shulie was working for Howard. Right.

Not even close. Right. Boy, they just suck. At the center of the complaint is an event held in Rochester last August called DabbleCon 2, aimed at online fans who dabble in internet gossip. This is one of the funniest. things about this lawsuit. Another wrong.

So in the lawsuit itself, and I'm just stating facts here, I'm not pontificate. Watch out. In the lawsuit itself, he tries to reinvent why it's called the dabble verse. Right. By saying that it's people who dabble

in online gossip or podcast gossip. No, no, no. Chrissy Mayer asked if you dabbled in comedy and you got a dabbled in comedy. That's why it's called the dabble verse. Why would you call yourself...

Very offended ad. Right. Oh, yeah. Dabble? Say, I'm dabbling. Why would you call yourself the Duke of the Dabelverse if that was the case? It's so stupid. But just the fact that, like, his ego, he needed to recreate what dabbling means in the lawsuit.

Yeah. Like, what is it? Yeah. Facts are facts, man. What's real is real. If you're suing me for $600,000 fucking dollars, just take the facts. Why are you making shit up? There's a lot of made up shit, but whatever.

I'm not going to get to that. Uh, Hebringer and Agar allegedly teased juicy. juicy portions of secret phone calls. Secret. Between... Juicy. Yeah, they're juicy because of his fucking mouth. Yeah, his mouth, nose, ears.

It's coming out anywhere. Calls between Melendez and comedian Kate Meaney, in which she makes unsolicited advances towards her. That's fucking funny. I like that. Unsolicited advances towards her. That's great. The duo has systematically used excerpts of those recordings,

along with Melinda's picture and other personal material. as the centerpiece of their podcast and comedy act for months wanted to send in the legal filing. Heberger and Agar even trespassed on his Los Angeles property and rifled through his trash to snatch sofa cushions from an old couch to display as a comedic exhibit in Rochester, he alleged. Holy shit, this is wrong. They're accusing me of trespassing. They're accusing Shulie and me of trespassing on John's property to get his couch cushions. I was texting with Shulie today about this. like, dude, we're going to do another road trip out to L.A.

It's our trust package. Do some rifling. Yeah, it's been a while. Like old times. That's wild right there. I'm suing the New York Post. They're going to hear from my lawyers. I just have to tell Missy that he's eating the pillows.

I'm watching him like grabbing the dog. Yeah, yeah. That dog is cute. He's adorable. But boy, what a terror he is. He's fun as fuck. He's getting along with Neil all right. Yeah, they smack each other around.

It's hilarious to watch, you know. I'll wait for a viral video. You'll get it. You'll get your viral video. It was my viral video. The pair... Between the 2018. The pair put the used cushions on display for attendees to photograph and joke about,

essentially treating his discarded trash as a trophy, but one disclaimed in the lawsuit. Which, again, if I'm the New York Post, and I realize there's just... No one's paying attention to the ship. But you're saying trespassed and rifled through trash in order to get these couch cushions and then

like this is his property what do you mean people actually drive around on trash day pick up people's trash and we finish it sell it whatever it is

once I believe look I'm no lawyer but I do believe once you put your garbage out on the curb for pickup you no longer have any claim to it

yes It is discarded. It's not yours anymore. It's discarded. Yeah. Yeah. This photo kills me because I love this. Do you know how I'm standing next to?

Obviously, that's El Riebley and Tuki. But you know what this person is right here, Ant? Who's that? That's Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve. I love it. Like, hey, man, you made it out of the New York Post. No one will know that, but the girl was happier than Dr. Steve that he's wearing a fucking mask.

I know. funny that's all dr steve needs that's so great uh the stunt was clearly intended to ridicule plaintiff and to further entice fans by offering a bizarrely intimate connection to him it states this lawsuit is completely frivolous and without merit heberger told the post denying any wrongdoing and slamming it as an assinine attempt at a money grab this lawsuit is a sad attempt from a sad man to make money added egg harder that's great i got one part right I love it And then here you have

The Uncle Rico show Which has never mentioned With Bob Levy Back at that time Yeah Looking at John's Discarded couch The garbage

Yeah the garbage Those are my retirement cushions It's not the first time Melendez has gone after people For using his voice In 2020 he sued serious XM claiming the company exploited his name and voice

To promote Stern's show When he left after 15 years He ultimately lost the case The only is why they know that because I sent that to them. I was just like, by the way, he also tried to sue serious sex out, and he fucking lost that.

The loser does this all the time. And then this is my favorite thing. So I have been quoted in newspapers before, but this is my favorite quote I've ever had in the newspaper. John is not an intelligent man. We watch him make the same mistakes over and over. Added He Burger. Thank you for,

thank you for including that. I'm suing. That's great. I'm stewing for calling me unintuitive. He's not smart. He's not smart. Well, this was on the Howard search room 88 to 04 when he left

to become the announcer for the night show with Jay Leno where he worked in various capacities until 2014. Demoted, demoted, demoted, demoted. In 2018, he watched the Surrey-Done podcast where he gained attention for a prank call to President Trump. The podcast ran until December when Shulie and Carl ran him off the internet.

Oh, it doesn't say that. Since then, he's been doing stand-up shows and cameo videos, Melendezna's lawyer did not respond to the post-request for comment. I mean, they could not have gotten that more wrong. I feel bad for Shui no mention of the Uncle Rico show

Yeah Just says that he does a show with me And then he's trust-passing Yeah it's fucked out man You know I was reading the I read the whole Complaint Okay

And the way they're trying to make it sound That using John's image Using his voice Promoting shows under the concept that John is somehow involved in it Right This was never done in a way that is a problem.

If you say John's going to be there, stuttering John endorses this, stuttering John is behind this or connected to it in some way financially or the promise that he's going to show there, that's an issue. If what he's claiming was an actual legal issue, you wouldn't be able to do a documentary about somebody. You wouldn't be able to film a documentary. and there are plenty of docs out there about people that want nothing to do with the documentary. They're totally against it.

You're using their image. Yeah. You're using their name. You're telling their story. But you're not saying they endorse this. As a matter of fact, you go out of your way at the end to say, we tried to get this person to say something. They didn't. So it's completely within civil law to do shows talking about people.

I don't know where this case thinks it's ridiculous. And it's even written into the law that when it comes to commentary and newsworthiness, you can do this all day long. You can promote it. Sure. I mean, I break it down to look at every thumbnail on YouTube. Yeah.

Every thumbnail. There's Andrew Schultz. There's Joe Rogan and podcast cringe is just on there fucking talking about how Brendan Schaub stepped on a rake today. And Brian Kalin's phoning it in. They have the photos of the people and their names in the description. right that's what all of this is of course you can do that all of it is and everyone's making money off of it yes no it's not monetized you're not making money off it no one though is saying this person's going to be on my show today it doesn't go that way you're commenting on it and the

fact that john albeit this much is considered a public figure makes it even more difficult to bring a case against somebody for any type of slander or liable i shouldn't be coming anything like that. I shouldn't be commenting on this at all. But yeah, no, I know. I'm commenting. He reiterates over and over again how big of a celebrity is, which doesn't help his case. Right. It doesn't help his case at all. Yeah. Anyway, he shoots himself in the foot every time because he wants to be Joe every guy. And then he's also the big celebrity. Right. Hey, I was at Dabelcon too. And I'm a little upset. I'm not named in the case. So I could maybe phone in a favor.

Maybe phone a few. I can ask Tamara. Get my name. on there. Yeah, I can ask Tab her if he wants to include you. All right, cool, I'm in. Big props to KJ who's here. KJ, Gifting 10. Who are these podcast memberships? We do appreciate that.

Thanks so much to do that. Behind the paywall, even. And she's here. Behind my paywall. All right. And do you have time to watch some clips of John and Stephanie Miller? Oh, yeah. Let's, let's, of course.

Now, as you guys know, we have the vault. we've opened the vault of all the episodes John did with Stephanie Miller on her happy hour show and these have been fantastic because John wants to fuck Stephanie Miller so badly or anyone and any other female in the room that's all he's trying to do is fuck these broads so they had a guest on Dana Eagle

and Dana Eagle is a lesbian and she was brought up on the first show with Jessica Michelle Singleton and I remember remember Jessica saying to John like, yeah, you're trying to hit on every comedian or every straight comedian. He's like, yeah, even the lesbians, even Dana Eagle I'm trying to hit on, you know, he's like, I'll proud of himself. So he gets her on the show. And there's a weird dynamic going on here because Stephanie's a lesbian, Dana's a lesbian, John's horny. It's a very odd

dynamic that we have going on. John's a carrier of lesbians. He just turns women. Yes. It's like refugees after a bob goes off. Like, John F's a room and there's just lesbians everywhere. So, John explains that, you know, Dana is a fan of Stephanie's. He's very excited that he's brought Dana onto the show. And Dana ruins the vibe immediately here. But I will tell you, Steph, when I asked Dana to do the show, she was a fan. Yeah.

And it was just the only problem was you were working on your book, so I couldn't get you on. And I was also, I don't want to drop a bomb show. I was also finishing up. I had a, I had something called, I guess it goes with a lazy eye, something called lazy cancer. I had like a sprinkle of cancer. So I had to be treated for it in the summer. Yes, just a light dusting. Like sprinkles on an ice cream cone?

A carpet cancer or a carpet bombing cancer? Yeah. A carpet bombing cancer? What does that mean? I don't know. I think he meant like carpet, like pubes. Okay. Like the carpet.

And he thought carpet bombing because she said labia. Yeah, I'm trying here. I have no idea what he's talking about here. But the fact that she goes out, she goes, yeah, you know, I couldn't come on earlier because I've been writing my book. And also I was getting cancer treatment. And John's like, ha, ha, ha, yeah. Joke opportunity coming up. Here we go.

Here it comes. Everyone knows how funny. Cancer. She's going to love me after this. Yeah, it's so fucking weird. So one of the things we've been documenting has been going through this series is that John's responsible for both bringing in the guests and doing the prep sheet for Stephanie. So he hands Stephanie over because she doesn't know these people are. So he goes, hey, here's stuff to talk to them about.

And we find out that John printed out her website. I love on your website. It says, I have a mood ring. It died of exhaustion. I forgot about that I just laughed at my own joke Okay What else do I say?

I'm very funny You're funny She is very funny She is very funny We worked in Tahoe together And we had a good time That was very telling He looks at her and goes

We worked in town We had a very good time Right Yeah I think there's more to that story Let's just keep leaving it We had a good time right I bet he tried to fuck her

Probably he said he did Yeah, he did say she hit on her. Yeah, that's true. Saying, John, I'm gay. I don't like guys. Does not slow him down at all. No, he takes as a challenge.

He actually loves that. Not respecting her choices in life. It's terrible for a guy that, you know, has a trans kid. Yeah, I know, right. He's got two LGBTQIA plus children. Yeah, well done. And then you're just not respecting somebody's decision on their gender and their right choices yeah terrible wait you said i did that pretty well did i do a better than this

l j lgb let's that'll back eligible eligible yeah so yeah john and someone brought this up on our show i can't remember who it was but it was a brilliant observation that when john hears lesbian he thinks dirty he's like oh you you do some crazy shit and bad that if you're going down on Like Howard used to talk about lesbians on his show. But any mature adult man knows that was this fun radio fantasy world of lipstick lesbians scissoring or whatever the fuck. The real world is this woman right here that we're looking at. Exactly.

If you're lucky. Exactly. If you're lucky. Right. Right. So, this, John is just hitting on this girl in front of Stephanie. no no a lot of places john have you noticed how only gay women like you she is cute she is cute she's like she is adorable all the cute girls are lost to this

gayness thing not true hold on let's let's analyze this all the cute girls are lost to this gayness thing whenever i'm around Right, right. Yeah, that's got to be the excuse. Like, I don't see a ring on that finger. I'm gay. Look at me gaying it up. The women usually get pissed because very attractive, eligible men turn out to be gay.

Yes. And they go, oh, all the good ones are gay. It doesn't work the other way around. Most lesbians, you know, aside from a rare few, they look a little like they don't really like they play shortstop on the softball team you're like okay there you go

an entire softball team have a great go more Ellen than there are porches right yes he says all the cute girls are lost to this gayness thing which is the least liberal open-minded thing you could possibly

say for a guy with a gay daughter it's crazy lost lost yeah lost yeah so of course The question is, this is what John's move is. He's done it with Stephanie many times. He'll do it again.

He wants to know, have you ever something to the guy, though? Because if that's the case, then he feels like he's got an end. Then he's in. Have you been with the guy? What? That's a gateway question. Do you find that to you, Stephanie? Yes.

I get asked that a lot. Do you be trying to hit on me? I'll answer that question, but then somehow it then becomes like all of these other positions and stuff. And I was like, well, I was just answering a one question. That's a second question. exactly right we're not doing a history no i said he hears three-way oh so you have been is that is that why you went and stepney even said it there too he goes out you ever been with a guy before because

then it just turns into oh let's we should have a threesome yeah i could be the guy you know you'd be doing your lesbian sex thing i'll be there too it'll be great you know you've you've had one dick you can have another one it's not a big deal right what's what's two between friends between friends who cares. I like her response to that. I just like, I know where this is going, and I don't want to be hit on. I'm not looking to be hit on by you, John.

Stephanie Miller sucks. She's not good at this style of show. And Anthony has had shows with tons of comedians. Come on and riff with you guys and hang in the studio. And the thing you don't do is set them up for the jokes from their act. Oh, it's the worst thing you could do. I fucking hate it. The morning zoo thing.

It's the, you know, if you're funny on the show as yourself and you're a comic, you will sell more tickets. Yes. Because people want to see someone that's funny than if you're just doing your act. It is, we lived by that on the O&A show. And Stephanie takes it to another level where she's not only setting her up for her jokes. She's telling her jokes to her. She's very familiar with her acts.

I know, I think I keep choosing bipolar. I think. But as you pointed out in your act You're only that way half the time I actually have bipolar Two disorder Which is I call it a sequel Never as good as the original

So setting you up for her act And then she can tag it and stuff And this happens again here You talked about your doctor prescribed anti-anxiety And it was like $200 and that's gonna make you fucking anxious Yes that is gonna make you And you pointed out why you were like Bacca's like $6 dollars

A box of wine cost me dollars. Oh, God, she just steps on the tag. First of all, the comic has to do the initial joke for the tag to even work. There's a rhythm to it. It ties it together. If she's doing the joke and then she tries doing the tag, it doesn't work. And it's even worse when Stephanie's trotting all over her trying to say vodka's cheaper, I guess, was going to be your tag on the expensive. psycho drugs so what that is awful just terrible hey mitch headberg do you want a frozen banana

what are we what are we doing here but you're right she's not only like sending him up her up for the jokes he's she's telling the jokes to her like yeah you say this and then you tag it with that thing and she's like yeah i sure do okay good stuff terrible well it gets worse because uh john gets it out of the act and he's got the the hackiest joke possible You grew up in Jersey. When did you start dealing with depression? You know, um... I was because you were from Jersey.

How do you know? Fucking rips the bones from your back. It's a suicide trap. You got to get out while you're young. Well, I had the lazy eye first. But that's normal in New Jersey. Your joke is so beautiful, sad when you said when you don't have any friends when you were a kid, a seesaw is just a really low bench.

Oh, my gosh. Wow, you guys really dug through the treasure trove. I did. That wasn't really... How about you let me do the jokes? This is insane. I don't think John's mic is on. I think the board office is like,

yeah, it's poof. Yeah, I was wondering about that. It's not odd. He's physically on mic for once. For once, he's actually talking to the microphone. You cannot hear him. So I think we're hearing the bleed from Dana's microphone. But he did the fucking hack like, oh, that's because you're from New Jersey.

Like, yeah, Joe Piscopos from 1981. Are we still doing this? Still doing New Jersey jokes? And then he's like, ha, ha, ha. I'd hate to meet this Elizabeth if she smells like that. All right. Just him cracking himself up.

So Stephanie starts talking about dating a woman who was straight before the relationship. And of course, John is all over that. Manipulate anybody. She made the first move. No, but, oh, she made the first move, which was when it finally happened. A roofie. Which was, which was. I put the pill in the person.

And the person walking back. What was the first move? How did she... Stop it. I'm not talking about this. This is too personal. Okay. So Dana...

You brought it up. No, I brought it up, actually, because I needed to know her technique because there's a lot of beautiful... No, I would never... Yeah, but I... John thinks he's Howard Stern. Yeah.

Oh, so you hooked up with a straight girl? How did it happen? What was the first? What did you do? Yeah. What were you wearing? Yeah. She'd take your bra up with her teeth.

What's going on? And you're like, I don't know, man. I'm the host of the show. You can't ask me shit like that. I ask questions. Idiots. Stephanie's like, it's a little personal, buddy. I bring up people's act and tell the jokes.

I can't read the rest of her act over here. Yeah, we're not done. What is she doing now? Stephanie Miller. Yeah. I think she still has a morning talk show on terrestrial. That's a good question. I should look that up.

I know that she's a liberal, political commentator. Yeah. Okay. Just wondering. and like once you're in you're in google that she might even be on um satellite radio do you have can you pull up a browser that would make more sense stepney miller is doing because i had these dreams we'd have somebody miller on our show we talked to her about these times when john was working with her and learn about this but then i hate her so much that i just rag on her i don't

think she's going to want to come out of this show because we're not probably not we're not kind to her and also i doubt she wants to reopen the john window where it's like now john's getting involved with her again like i bet she's just like i'm done with that part of my wife i never want to bring him up again in a lawsuit for some reason john is a little litigious we found out recently yeah but when you have nothing else in your life but liturgy dude what a pathetic loser he's suing shulie and me yeah it's it's where do you go from there it's John. What are you doing? That, because he's at the bottom of the barrel.

He's probably been talked into by various people that, you know, it does, you put a price on there. There'll be a settlement. Everyone settles. You get some money. So he's just doing this, obviously, like you guys said for a money grab, but it's pathetic. It'll be another loss. Let's be real here. It's not going to add well for John. No. Any update on Stephanie? The show is still going. I don't know about radio, but it is currently.

Still on free speech TV and Twitch. Okay. So it's an internet show. Right after that's right. It's a scourge. I've been scorch, man. I know. I know.

That didn't work out for it. The dive bar locators going. I have a theory on that. So you know how they had the Winnebago and they were driving across the country? Yeah. Who could forget? Yeah. Him and his buddy.

What was that guy's name? Mike. Mike. The money man. Mike learned about him through Opian Anthony. Yep, which is hilarious because he knew about Scorch is like Scorch being a joke. Right. Which is so funny.

And then, yeah, so I think what happened is those guys were in very close quarters for a long time. And I think he was just like, oh, I can't, I can't do this anymore. I can't do this anymore. I think that's what happened. He's just like, no, I'm done. This is too much. This guy will just have to eagerly await the next incarnation of what's, Scorch comes up with PFG TV version 8.

I hope so, man. I hope he's not done yet. I really wanted to come back with another fatter chick that he's hitting on. I root for Scorch. Oh, I love it. I root for him, too, man. I know. You were tweeting out when he was going on air and stuff.

You were getting him audiences. That was great. I didn't get him some fucking eyes on him, you know, whatever. Help him out. It was great. So John's laugh gets called out, which is always. fun. And she's not here to defend yourself so you could say whatever you want.

Listen, don't be a bad influence on me. There's not a lot of places where you get to be a hundred percent right. That's my version of heaven. That's what the happy hour is all about. John Fuglesing calls it my evil, evil podcast. Oh, it doesn't really? For people just think. You're a great

laffer. Isn't he? Muttly? Just that flemmy, fucking disgusting, smoking. I laughed when we were in time. I feel like I need an iron lung when he laughs. You know what I'm saying? What's the joke you do about birth control? I forget the... Jesus.

We're doing that again? Tell me more of your act. But, Anthony, I saw you respond. He always is so touchy-feely with girls. Yes. Yeah, remember we were in Tahoe together? He has to put his arm around her. Yeah, he thinks that somehow that's endearing.

Like, they're going to be like, oh, it's... And you're a good laugher is not a compliment. It's like, dude, you're fucking obnoxious. Yeah, tame it down. Right. We're not saying funny things right now He used that insult To bring it back to Tahoe

He's like I laughed in Tahoe Yes he wants to make it about him Yeah you remember He left in Tahoe He brought that up early and Stephanie just plowed through Because he's been trying to like work in this like Hey we work together in Tahoe thing Because I think he wants to be like I was the headliner

She was my feature Of course I think that's what it comes down to With all these women Like I do her favors I got her on this show She's my feature and Tahoe

This is gross They're talking about During During happy hour On Stephanie Miller They're eating They're drinking And Dana realizes

They're talking Talking fucking They know They didn't realize There's a camera on her I keep forgetting There's a camera And I'm laughing

With my mouth open That's hot It's fucking hot Oh God John loves cheese Okay I hate cheese They really put you

in the special ed gym class? Yeah, you have to go. I don't know if you caught that. What do you say? Giant goes, I don't like cheese, except for the cheese in my toes. Oh. And then he looked over at the board op. And he looked over the board up and I went, hey?

Check this out. Watch this again. He's so fucking gross. They really put you in the special ed gym class? Yeah, you have to go. Oh. Who's trying to get their toes? Right?

That's why his mic got turned off. What's he talking about? Now, now after that, he has to act like he's rolling. one with the conversation. So he's going to laugh way too hard at everything they say. Play ping pong because I had to do like under...

Oh, like Forrest Gump. Yeah, except that guy in a wheelchair was kicking my ass. Because they... Is he just drunk? What's going on? They turned his mic way down because you could hear the laugh is from another mic. It's got like an echo quality

to it. And that would be blasting if he was... And you still hear him. Like, they just probably in the booth are like, shut. the fuck up right it's obnoxious not everything that everyone says is hilarious john come down it's like you've been there before remember when you're in the howard stern show and there are actual jokes going on yeah yeah jesus so then john has to ask a question of dana about being hetero at one point he always wants to know if a lesbian's ever been with a guy before

wait wait wait i got to ask question i don't know why i'm still single but in high school did you go to like the prom? I did go to the prom. With a guy? Yes, it was with a guy. It was like another kind of loner guy and I was just like I think somebody asked for me and I was

like do you want to go and he was like yeah okay and it was just kind of like it was like just a complete straight on business arrangement of like we're just going to make this happen so we could show up and have the pictures that we're supposed to have and make our parents not feel more ashamed than they already do about

Because we both came from like, not my dad. So she's talking about how pathetic her life was. And John's losing his mind over it, which is inappropriate. Yes. This poor woman. Yeah, I did. I went with a dork and we're both dorks. But we felt obligated to go.

Bah! Ah! Losers! Yeah, yeah. That's not the time. Your laugh was more subtle. Like, what's he doing with this? Why is he doing?

that it's not appropriate and then there's uh there's more questions about uh was being a lesbian my mom is but i got to ask both you guys questions if i can ask me here he goes yes this is one thing that just boggles my mind so you've been with a guy yes you've been the guy yes yes were you satisfied no yeah i i i had a door my first orgasm in damien brady's car in high school and i thought i was having a seizure i didn't know what's happening We were making out and I ended up on top of them And I was like, oh, I was like, oh my God I'm having a stroke

Yeah, I had great orgasms with guys So nothing Nothing for you So she's a true lesbian She's like what Monique You're like what Monique says She's a gold star You're on the

You're somewhere on the spectrum We've discussed this before I give a wicked blowjob Because I was Oh God, can I experience that? No, no you cannot No You will be if you're the last man on earth

And it's the only way I can get food? We're done. No, then we're done. John is no game. And I just, I was just thinking, I know that your lovely girlfriend is watching right now. I see her in the chat. And I remember when she was being hit on by John in your basement. Yes.

I can only imagine what it's like for a woman to be hit on by John. Because it's just so. She was like, she had a visceral reaction. She had a disgust. I haven't had that reaction. I'm not even. there yeah yeah and it's like john what are you what are you fucking doing he's trying to be the smooth casanova guy but then he then that's all at the window and she's like oh yeah i give a mean blow job

like i want a blow job could i get one please like the ice cream man just fucking pulled up yeah yeah yeah it's not on the menu and here's another thing about liberal fucking wonderful john uh so uh caring and understanding of of different sexualities and genders. Just because a woman can physically have an orgasm with a man, aren't you supposed to separate that from how she feels emotionally and gender-wise and falling in love with another woman and being a lesbian because that's the type of relationship she wants to have with another woman,

even though physically, you know, stimulation of certain sexual organs can bring about that. so what is he like so she's more lesbian than you right it's this simpleton and very um bigoted yes if i may way of looking at uh people's varying sexualities but dana is your vibrator shaped like a dick because that means you probably like dick that right they make vibrators shaped like pussy because if they don't you lesbos must be pretty pissed you're right you must be to dudes if that's the case so then to your point

John decides that Stephanie Miller must not be fully lesbian if she had orgasm with guys right I just got to ask the the follow-up question if you did orgasm with the guy

John I'm never going to fuck you I understand what you're getting at not me but like if you did orgasm and the guy why would you not be by because Jesus Christ he's the most bigoted guy like you're right when John

talks about being this Uber liberal and like all of his buddies from Long Island are all the opposite they're all Trump voters right but John's the guy will go on and call me gay he'll call me a just do it like that's his

biggest insult a couple of pussy boys he does all like he totally is that guy pretending to not be that guy but it's so obvious he can't help but have it come out because he's not smart enough to be able to conceal it so it just comes out if you had an orgasm with a guy then you must like guys yeah that's that's how it works nothing about emotion or

who you want to be with or that type of personality and he professes to be an expert at this right my kids yeah that's that's the crazy part about this because I mean this is 10 years ago yeah so maybe all of his kids weren't out yet. I don't know what was going on. No, it just became more advantageous to him to become this liberal

guy during the Biden years and and things like that. So again, just a self-serving fucking asshole. And he'll never stop fantasizing about fucking Stephanie Miller. No, I didn't have that period where I was like, oh, women are too much

work. Men are just simpler where I work with them. They're gross. It's very easy. I would just take upstairs. I would do all the things that you wanted. I'll take this is John What a romantic I know take you upstairs and do all those things you want Oh silver tongue devil

And this is John's move And it's very childish To like say to a woman directly That you want to fuck her But then laugh it off like it's a joke Yeah sure Right Dude if you took off your panties right now

I totally finger blast you It's junior high Right It's childish Oh, yeah. Like we'd go into the closet and kiss. Come on. Could you even imagine?

I mean, could you imagine? You want to? No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. He's so bad at this. And it never stops. It's so funny how we just never stop. It stops in December, actually.

Yeah, well, right. In May, yeah, is one of the last episode. But this is, uh, John explains his foreplay technique. I'm sure. I'm sure these two lesbias are very interested in this. I just put on Balero I like I start from the bottom I mean I start from the top and go down

The song from the movie What 10? Jesus, you're so cheesy Are you still single? Are you still single? He's still using Ballaro. It's so shocking

He's still single That's funny I love the way She's like really hammering him That's funny Yeah that's great You still single? Yeah, of course I am yeah no I know

It's part of to make sure what else did, too. Bolero, in the 70s, people would bring up like, oh, yeah, you put on Balero and a little Spanish fly, maybe. Yeah, right. Spanish fly. You know, a girl once ended up on a doorknob or a gear shift. Somebody gave her Spanish fly. The fact that John doesn't even know how he performs for her, I start from the bottom. I mean, I served at the top.

Oh, the other bottom, the top. You know, technically in space, day. is no up and down. All right. I love this clip because Stephanie's talking about, well, they're having a conversation about how all lesbians have pets and Stephanie's allergic to cats.

And so they don't, these two lesbians are just like, isn't it annoying that they all have to have pets and stuff? And Stephanie stops John from making an obvious joke, thank God. And I was, well, you know, she was gorgeous, but she had cats and I'm wildly allergic to cats. Oh, you are?

Okay. Wait, I know. I'm filling your own joke about a lesbuses like pussy. Thank you, Stephanie. Yeah. Yeah. She knew it was coming. I know you're going to say something about pussy. Don't.

By the way, could be the single most hackiest joke ever is the pussy, the cat pussy joke. Yep. And John is ready, rare and a go with that goal. The only joke that's more hacky is New Jersey, which you already did. Yeah. Yeah, the next one is, of course, oh, you don't want to get a lesbian with pussy. Okay. Good stuff.

Get it. Cat. We get it. We get it. John starts talking about dating and they're talking about how, like, you know, the one nice thing about going out with guys is that they pay. John does not like paying. Oh, no. You know that.

That's the one thing about dating a guy is like the stuff, everything, they still pay for everything. Right. Well, that's the problem. hasn't finished yet. Well, now I'm just, I realize I should just do coffee first. Yeah. You know what I mean?

You realize that now? Yeah. But how funny is that? Yeah, that's the problem. That's guys we have to pay for drinks and dinner. So now I just go out for a cup of coffee. Tell me you're a loser. They'll tell me you're a loser.

Holy shit. He has so much to give sexually. Why should he have to give monetary? That's a good point. They're going to get their money's worth. Right. Was that a leaving Saturday? satisfied with that ballero and taking them upstairs and doing what they want uh so then john talks

about uh his one-night stands that he has and he is slaying with his one-night stands one-night stand is never a one-night stand yeah it's like somebody else oh no there are plenty of oh there are oh yeah i go hey wait what's up we're just gonna fuck yeah okay goodbye stephanie is that a guy thing yes I don't even talk like that. We don't even talk like that. Exactly. I was in Vegas once, like I was at the improv.

Oh, Jesus Christ. So the first episode we watched was with Jessica. And one of the first stories John told was picking up this chick in Las Vegas. So he's acting like he has one nice stands all the time. Yeah, this is what I do. Meanwhile, this is the one story that he already told on the show that he's telling you. Yeah. By the little, you know, the like table slots.

so I'm playing at the table. There's a girl there. She's married. And she's hitting on me, hitting him, hit me. And, like, she looked great. And then she got up, but I didn't realize her ass was the size of, like, you know, a U-hole. But didn't matter. I like a big ass.

What? And for lesbians, we're like a U-Haul, fantastic. So I don't play the whole clip, but John goes on to talk about the, they had sex in the hotel room, and that she was farting all night. Meanwhile, we did a bonus show this week, living in the past, stuttering John, a pack of 2018, where him and Royce went to Comic Con in San Diego. Oh, yeah. And we learned that John was farting

all day at Comic-Con, and then passed out in the car on the way home and a three-hour drive was farting up the car of the entire way home. John tells the story about a chick that he slept with, farting a lot. He never takes a break from being disgusting. It's insane. Like,

John, were you the one farting a lot? It was a long time ago. He's so full of shit. So full of shit. What, what woman would, would be turned on or, or want to sleep with you? And you go, oh, what are you going to fuck? Like, zero percent, right? Zero percent.

He has no game at all. And I can, he talks about, like, bringing girls home from the bar and stuff. He's lying. Yeah. I mean, there are sloppy, sloppy pigs day drinking at a bar. So it's possible. But for the most part, I guarantee he's lying about this. he's the one at 4 a.m.

that a woman has to look at and go, I guess it's him. It's completely the opposite of what it's supposed to be. She's also not laying in his bed. She's like, I got to get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah. What am I doing to myself? Imagine.

That's a walk of shame. The cat litter off of her back from the bed. To toenails. Tone. Oh, come on. No, no clippings. Gross. All right.

Two more clubs real quick. So, Dana asks, like, so, John, you actually work here every day? Now, we've been covering this. John started as the board op. He's already been taken off of that job. But, uh, you work here every day? Yeah. Is there cheese every day?

I don't like cheese. Is there candy every day? Yes, there is candy every day. I think I'm going to work here every day. Dana asked Sean It is a fucking dream come true You know how to do show prep What do I have to do?

I can print stuff off the internet I know the internet I do shit better than he can He's too busy banging Chicks on Tinder I'm on Tinder I don't All right tell me about your

What the fuck was that flex I'm on Tinder too She's like okay Cool I believe you I am comitia by the way I like that she goes You work here every day

Is Stephanie allowing this? Why? Yeah, like she can't figure out why you would pay someone to do what he's doing every day. She's right about that. One day I wouldn't pay him. Right. Dana is right about that. Like, I get you're on this drinking show being a creep and a ghoul, but you actually

work the morning show, too. He's like, oh, yeah, I sure do. She's like, okay. And I pay Gino Bisconti for years. So imagine. Have you apologized for that yet, Anthony? All right, one more clip on here. John's asking this lesbian about having sex when she's on the road doing comedy.

Have you ever had sex on the road? You never had sex? No, no, I did have sex on the road. Oh, so you met somebody? Yeah, yeah. It was uncomfortable, though. But where'd you meet her? At the place, at the casino.

And did she hit on you or you hit on her? I think we had, like, changed my meds that weekend, and I was super, super high. And then I was like, it made me, whatever I was on had made me really important. And I was like, Yeah, let's do it. This seems like a great idea. Yes. And then I learned the lesson of you go to their room

because then you get to decide when to leave. When they come to your room, you can't be like out. Can't be like, oh, right. Wow, do I have an early flight? Right. No, I didn't have a flight. I had a show the next day. She knew it was on a poster.

And that's it. The weekend was done. he's so fucking weird oh shit i don't want that to have happening oh no wow he is he is something else terrible the only time he's on camera and not laughing is when he was doing his political shows because he had nothing to say and nothing that's true you're right yeah he was terrible at that because he just let richard o jedda just fucking talk and philoboster he couldn't even sit there go 12 minutes straight no he have that lost look he'd be looking at his phone at the chat right yeah staring off and then

whoever his guest was he'd hear like a little delay a gap in their talking and then say something that had nothing to do with what they were talking about he can't pay attention to anything you're right i forgot about those days when he'd just be staring at the chat and so would be going on about this bill that's being passed by you know the senate and what's going happen when it goes to the Congress and at the end of it he'd be like yeah so anyway uh Stephen says uh hey what's going on Richard Stephen's a big fat of yours yeah what are you doing he's so bad at this he's so bad at it you know who's good at it it's anthony cumia and you can see anthony cumia four days a week if you go to compoundmedia dot combe.

And censor.tv, 430 to 6 p.m. Eastern time. And then, of course, my Sunday radio show, W.A.B. 77 W.A.B.C. 77 W.A.B.C. app is available. You can hear me anywhere 8 to 11 p.m. Eastern time. And now I just talked to them. I'm apparently doing an extra 15-minute podcast thing after my show on Sunday. That's going to be available on Tuesday. day at 77 wabc.com and on the app and everything else they're getting as much as they can at all and unbelievable i'm so happy for you i love that you've come back to terrestrial radio broadcasting it really is a sign of the times it is it's and i really do enjoy doing it like it's a whole different vibe it's very different than my internet show and i like it i like three hours is a good thing to you can really get into a lot of different topics and the callers on regular radio it's not just people that like you sometimes you get people that don't agree with you and like you and it's a little nostalgia there for me i i do like regular radio i like

some of the restrictions uh in there and having to work around them and it's yeah it's come full circle it's pretty weird but um i'm digging it man i love it and me too i grew up the reason why i do this because i loved listening to talk radio yeah So it's so cool that you're back doing that again. You're filling in in different time slots. Yeah, yeah. All sorts of different opportunities with WABC and you're syndicated into all these markets. Yeah, it's a fucking blast, man.

I never, never saw that coming, but I know. Nobody did. No. It's awesome. Congratulations. Thanks a lot, man. Definitely go to censor. com.

There's a bunch of shows over there with Gavin McGuinness and the rest of the crew. And, of course, see us. Live, WTP Live.com, September 5th will be at Chrissy Mayer's content hotel in the Catskills Villa Roma Resort. It's going to be a blast. Going to be a lot of fun, man. Carl, Chris, thanks so much. And yeah, I'll see you next time, man. Thanks, Anthony.

Later. The great Anthony Coomia, everybody. What a fucking fun time that was. What a blast, huh? Look at us over here doing stuff and talking about things. Who to thunk? All right. We've got to wrap things up, I think.

Okay. Do you have some internet news, I bet? Maybe. All right. Let's check in on the internet news with Jenny Jiggles. Internet News with Jenny Jiggles. From Facebook, Dave Carlson writes, stolen couch cushions. Wasn't it his trash placed near the curb?

Ronnie Greer notes, stupid S.J. refers to the couch. This is such a bad look for him. He can't get out of his own way. Steps on rakes like it's an Olympic sport. Todd Capriotti predicts, this will not end well for John. Bryant Damp House roast Tom Myers. He's the Angel Reese of comedy. Totally sucks, but never gets benched and is still allowed to play in a pro league.

From Patreon, Cal Norton Jr. is excited. I can't wait until John is doing podcasts from Lady Kay's paneled basement. Deluxe points out, Lady Kay is going to be someone's bitch in the joint after the lawsuit. Sean gushes. Jenny Jiggle's John imitation is my favorite by far. Thank you. Ken Kerper warns, you can shit on Royce for being a Stut Joe sycophant. Guys in an instrumental cover band named after our Springfield's baseball team are also fucking nerds.

Love you. Call me back. Chris Aitrelo Pines. That process server story is amazing. From Reddit, Suspicious Maxim sounds suspicious. Producer Chris is no doubt awesome. His stuttering John impressions are pretty clutch. However, it's undeniable that the best part of WATP is Eric Zane.

Fixit 403 offers. John just planted his foot on the largest rake I've ever seen. I wonder what happens next. MJD counters with More like a bear trap Chef Boys I haven't listened to this show in four years And even then this was going on for two

How the fuck is it taken so long And from YouTube Vinny Headache reports John is hoping for the loser's lotto Suing someone for nonsense Hoping they write him a check and just go away So Haiti anticipates Can't wait until the judge sentences Carl

To be John's butler Johnny friendly asks Why is he parting his hair at the bald spot It's a five inch part It's not camouflage. Johnny boy. Mr. Rivik responds. I thought you were talking about Aaron Imholt.

DKCG dunks with. John should be performing at the lavatory theater. Kew Crew is stunned. Crazy how John doesn't realize how poorly he comes off to people. Tremendous creations is baffled. How does he get gigs? His act is terrifying.

It amazes me. Tom Servo is keeping score. Being served twice is on par with Double Secret probation. And Shelbach's club plays us out with He looks like Robert Blake today Well done internet people Unlike Aaron Imhold

I believe you are people Real people Just on the internet We got some voicemails coming in Am I missing anything else? All right, let's wrap this shit up We got some grilling to do We got some cornhole to play

We gotta wrap this shit up Deluxe coming in Carl Deluxe I know these are only civil lawsuits but let's face it, eventually the way things are gone with all the lawyers, the devil works, the craziness, you're going to end up in the penitentiary. You're going to end up in prison. What I suggest right now is you start playing up the Lady Kay thing.

You bring it up on the show, you sign out with it. John has confirmed that you are. In fact, trans, when you get sentenced to 10 years in Groveland, you go in as a woman, you bang prison bitches for 10 years. Even you would be a stud in there. Peace. Oh, even me. Wow.

Okay. This deluxe He's got some good ideas He does I can be a lady K Pako's mad at us Uh oh Yeah with some Carl's and Paco

Hey I just want to say Fuck you for playing Slowpoke Paco's voice mail But not my voicemail The real Paco Anyways You know They probably weren't that great

So I don't blame you You know what I'm saying And I just basically want to say That I love the show It's going great you know what I'm saying? I thought it was going to be whacked because we ain't got them

much stuttering John, but then still we got old stuttering John from Stephanie whatever, dude. You know, who's going to fuck on? Anyways, yeah, I'll see you guys shout out to Kroger, I know. Thank you if you discount me later. All right, fucker goes way back.

Way back. Got to love him. Let's talk about Brendan Schaubb real quick. Hey, I was just listening to the most recent episode again because you pick up especially you didn't get this the first time. And you mentioned that Shrabb has been using the same word over and over again,

probably because he just heard it yesterday or day before, whatever. And I'm sure you've probably hooked up on this, too, but there's a lot of people of lower intelligence that do the exact same thing. John does it whenever he hears something that he thinks is intelligent or, you know, you can accuse other people of. Aaron does it a lot because, you know, he goes on Kiwi Farms day and night. you know i mean even uh patrick michael would kind of do it here and there and i guess it's probably just a way that they feel like they are more intelligent they feel like they're more

intelligent or presenting themselves as more intelligent or something like that um just something to watch out for some of the other people you pick up here and there and frenchy hona also does it obviously quite a bit so that's all had have a good day great episode another thing with intelligence is brevity remedy shows intelligence, sir. 45 seconds, please. Cal photographer calling in. Hey, Carl, it's the cow photographer.

I'm playing catch-up. It's been a while, and it sounds like we're allowed to drop hard R's on the voicemail. I don't want to, like, get ahead of myself here. So I wanted to check in, hard R's are okay on the voicemail line. Also, Texas sucks. I've lived there for three years. I fucking suck. Okay, bye.

I've met Kyle photographer multiple times. I know he's a white person. No hard hours from Kyle photographer. It's not getting through. In regards to yelling at your tech, yelling at your computer, I do. And I say the same thing every time, and it's totally satisfying. Fucking things suck. Love the show.

See ya. Very good. Fucking thing sucks. Yeah. We were talking about that woman. reading the audio book Adam Bush brought that where the woman just started freaking out about her

Oh yeah screaming at it They never cut it out of the audio book It's just in there It's very funny All right let's hear what this person has to say Stuttering John's a what He's a bag

He is He really is Just to sue guys who make fun of you It's insane And I don't think anyone I didn't even understand it's the lawsuit. No. It's like even the New York Post, just like over secret recordings.

Yeah. Secret recordings, what do you mean from your shoe phone? Yeah, what the fuck you guys talking about? Hey, wait a minute. You're talking about a girl with a bat they used to date, and then you're just going to be like, oh, producer Chris knows that, huh, huh, let's move on. No, I want to hear that story. Tell the story, asshole.

I'll be back. Dude, the story's crazy. I'm going to tell Chris more shit about it after. done. I just learned more stuff about it. She's nuts. I dodged a bullet. I'm like, fucking,

the Matrix. The bullets hammered. Yeah, the bullet's falling over on its face. Oh, inside jokes. Ooh, look at Adam and Carl, professional broadcasters. We don't yell at our

tech. Fuck you. I yell My tech, I yell at my kid and my job. I don't yell at my girlfriend. I yell, oh, my ex-wife, that bitch has it coming, but she's Italian. You understand, Carl. Penny. I yell at everything, because if I don't, then I just yell at me, and I take your trip to Greenland, and I take everyone with me. Oh, shit.

Anyways, hope to see you guys in Detroit. Should be a fun time. Hope you're in a good mood that day, sir. Are we doing a live show in Greenland? Please don't yell at us. All right, one more voicemail. A girl that you thought was innocent Talking about her sexual awakening

It's probably the hottest thing ever. Yep. That chick knew exactly what she was doing. I think she did the whole time. She's the cure and the disease all in one. She's genius. Love the show. See you.

No shit. Yes, Heather Nielsen Definitely, I mean, I don't know if she did that on purpose But it's worked out very well for her Guys, don't, don't jerk off, never jerk off I want to, don't, okay, I won't buy my book Okay, buy my book, while you're not jerking off Don't jerk off, read the book

And then she's like, hey guys, guess what? You can totally jerk off now. I'm jerking off now. You want to watch me jerk off? Do you want to jerk out with me? Yeah, actually I do. Fucking amazing. That's, we should revisit that.

story is so incredible. Every now and again, we do cool stuff on this show. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what? This voicemails over. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go.

I got to go. I got to go. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino. Because he's so fat. Boom. I got to go.

Bye. Okay, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit. I rewatched Carly. Boom.

His mom. Boom. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay. Folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

Man, that was a good episode. was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, bye. Shouldn't beat us away. Thank you. Please clap. I force the applause breaks. I force them.

Some people earn them. I force them.