Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep650 - Unpurifi3d The Ramblings of a Black Queer Christian

Episode Date: August 24, 2025

This week we’re talking about Jiamah Violet. This extra heavy set woman is a black Christian with an extremely unhealthy relationship with Jesus. They have an on again off again relationship. She’s also queer but we have no idea what that means anymore.  Jodie B joins the program to discuss what having a slave taught Jiamah about God. Adam Conover can’t think of one potential joke about Islam. Ray DeVito is giving money to Dark Syde Phil. Frenchie Hana eats breakfast sandwiches and details the receipt for us. Stuttering John was on Stephanie Miller’s show back in the day and all he talks about is getting a boner after taking Viagra. I swear he brings it up on every episode! We check in on old man Opie who’s complaining about the weather and local news and chalk and male cheerleaders and Crack Barrel… it’s a whole thing. We finish up with a round of To Poke A Dabbler, the Internet News, and your voicemails. Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Jodie B’s podcast - https://pod.link/1215644886  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have both listened separately Not Discussed with each other beforehand Let's get into it This show is hosted by Jiamma Violet Oh, you said it right Good job, Carl I was practicing I've been practicing all morning

Because I knew I was going to call her Jemima at some point Yeah, I know I've never met a Jiama before So I was like, all right, it's going to be tough Yes, it's going to be tough Now I had to practice You grabbed a podcast episode and I went ahead and looked at her YouTube channel

and I found a recent video that has 12 views from her eight subs and it's called What Having a Slave taught me about God And I went well that's interesting So it's my interest Yeah I thought that was interesting No one else is fighting interesting obviously

But we did so I wanted to start with that Only because I have the visual component You have the audio component And I think it's really important for people to see this, this gal. She's rather large. Oh, you know what? I've got to share my screen if I want to do that.

You might need two screens, Carl. I'm going to need all my screens in order to do this. She is a big gal and she starts off the show talking about what she's experienced recently. For today's video topic, I wanted to talk about how. having a slave like what having a slave taught me about god this one's a wild one so now she was doing these videos and stuff talking about being a queer Christian and then she went away for two years and nobody noticed and then she came back she's like guys I'm back and bigger than ever it's it's not great and her holding the tiny mic only makes her look bigger oh that's not a tiny mic

regular stuff like to say what i'm using oh no zoics yeah so having a slave i'm like what is she talking about so uh i'll give you a some brief insight into what she's describing if you watch my um my um my previous video you'll know that during the two years that i've been gone I have been on kinky websites trying to find a slave. Oh, a sex slave. Oh, she got you. She got me there. That's the last thing I was expecting from this woman.

I was expecting somebody to come over, maybe help fold her laundry or maybe clean the porch. Maybe clean under her folds. Correct. I might get two guys for that, but obviously. There's no way she's wiping herself. Probably need a slave for that. She seems like a real slow, doesn't she? yeah yeah for the most part what i mean is yeah i think you wanted to say something else and you

went that's going to come off as racist so i'll just agree with car we'll move on no there's plenty of other reasons to shit on this lady besides the fact she happens to be black well take it away jody where do you want to begin so i went the uh the podcast version is called unpurified with a three instead of an e at the end so it's real hard to find impossible to find i remember when uh brandon first started shitty song of the week and he spelled it with an exclamation point for the first eye. I'm like, yeah, there's no way to find this in Google, buddy.

You get as hard as you possibly can. Right. It's like a password. The name of your show is like a hard to fucking remember password. I feel like she should try out unpeer fried, maybe, would make a little more sense.

Because she's fat. No. Because she's black. Oh, well, there's that. Okay, look, so I know you like a clip to kind of sum up what it is. I listened to a few episodes and kind of got a little mixed batch

just to get a good feel for Jamea. So my clip number one is the intro. How do you pronounce your name? Jimma. It's going to be different every time. Jayama. Come on, don't do that. Guys, you can't do that to me.

I've been practicing all fucking morning to get this right. Jemaya. Yeah. Clip number one, sir. Hello. My name is Jayama, and you're listening to Unperified the Ramblings of a Black Queer Christian. For today's episode of the podcast, I. have been feeling sad lately i believe it i've been feeling really upset and depressed oh no super depressed

super sad so oh my gosh and and like i i want to like tell you guys what's been going on with me but i have literally been trying to make this video for like over a month and i can't i keep seeing video podcast episode i keep trying to make this podcast episode but i just can't like i literally just can't get the words out they don't no it's forcing you there's not a gun to your head that i promise you i always like um when i'm in a really bad mood i'm depressed and you know things that aren't going my way that's what i'm like i should probably record an episode right now this is when i got the right energy for it people should hear all my inner thoughts right now it's a great plan this would be a great time to communicate so i know there's a few things like some

tropes of podcasters that you guys aren't big fans of. I know Ray DeVito is a big fan of singing on podcast, but I want to hit you with some happy before I hit you with some sad. So my clip number two is Jamimea. I'm not going to, I'm not even going to just

whatever you want. Hard Jay. Whatever you want to be from now on. This is Aunt Jemima singing songs on a fucking podcast. Jesus has been telling me to like, he's like talk your stuff girl. Talk yo talk. And, you know, be. Be who you are for your pride, don't I?

But he's been telling me to, like, step into my, like, that girl era. And, like, be who I am and tell people who I am and, like, just, like, just show show these people who I am. You know what I'm saying? An untalented, fat, worthless pile of gilk. She can hit a high note, though. Chris's eyebrows almost shot off his forehead. And that's tough to do.

You got hit with the high notes. Crazy. She felt that in his spine. Wow. So I'm super sad. No, no, no. That was the happy clip. Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah, we got a ways to go, bud. I, this wasn't the first option I had to do a show, but we wanted some video component i wanted to find a black queer christian podcast that's what i was looking for it seems like a a fun lane to jump into because it's something i shouldn't know anything about but we've never covered a show like this before on w tp to my knowledge i don't i don't think so so i'm trying to set some trends here okay so along with being a big fat black lady she's also fucking crazy that makes sense she's crazy about jesus and uh i got a clip number three here

uh a little something you should know about her before we move any further so you can know about her personal relationship with Jesus. And, you know, there's so many people, like, whenever I tell people that I'm the bride of Christ, and they get an inkling of, like, what is going on? Like, I'm the bride of Christ. There's only one bride of Christ. And they're like, people are always asking me, like,

why would he choose you? Why would he pick you? Why are you the one? And I'm like, you know I don't like talking about myself that much Because it's like I don't like Bullshit

I don't like doing that because I know people are jealous of me So it makes me She was trying to point to the girl behind her She's got in the way Which one do you have to be the bride That one right there I do it, it's me She thinks Jesus is a black guy

So it all makes a little more sense now It's me so it makes me black jesus definitely has a fat white bitch are you kidding me yeah you're right i feel like i'm hurting them when i talk about myself and i don't want to like cause jealousy but i know that that's not my problem to like that's not my problem to deal with you know like if somebody's jealous in me like there's something that they have to like deal with on their own preach her problem is breathing oh my god damn it chris uh litter right here damn it sorry buddy her problem is awake apnea for sure wake apnea i did notice that you're pulling these cuts

every time by that deep inhale oh you like that you guys got that ASMR stuff where it makes your balls tingle a little when you hear people breathe not even close i fucking hate it oh that's too bad because i got a whole clip of it here in a clip number 15 if you want to try that carl So it was just, it was just like, okay, girl, I think our rate. But, um, I just thought that was really gross. And I don't know if, let me know if that's like an alosexual thing. Like, it seems like it's just, my balls are inside myself right now. I don't know.

It just seems gross to me. Yeah. It seems dehumanizing. It seems objectifying. I don't like that. I really don't like that. I'm no doctor. Enough said.

I know. Take that, Ed, the editor. You think Adam Bush is bad? Welcome to my fucking world. Right. Yeah. All right, let's get back to this video. By the way, she wrote a book, too.

Of course. I heard about that this morning. I had no idea. If you go to her website, you can purchase the book. What having, no, I'm sorry. It's called Who Told You That God Was Homophobic? Great title. Yeah.

I think it's the Bible, right? Well, I'm not going to comment on that. Spoiler alert. In Leviticus, it says, don't do gay shit, I think. Yeah, we stay in my lane. I'm not an expert on that by any means. I can't read. This is, as she's getting a slave, there's a certain,

a way of life that she believes in, that she wants to have be everyone's way of life. I wanted a white slave, and I don't know if you guys know about Black New World Order. It's like BNWO, where it's like... Show off. It's like race play, but it's like where black people are at the top. So that's what I was into. And so, like...

B, B, B, B. The NWO. I've never heard of the black New World Order before. That's a wild fantasy world she's living in. Yeah. Her on top sounds scary. I don't like that. All her slaves are going to run away.

I mean, if you want to escape reality, just do drugs like an adult. You know, to make up a fantasy world that doesn't exist for yourself. It's so easy. It really is. So she puts it out there. she needs white slaves to be part of her BNWO and this is what she discovers and that's the thing like a lot when you're doing race play it's like it's really hard to find oh my gosh excuse me it's really hard to find true like true people you know what I mean like true people that aren't racist which is like I know and that's the thing because if If you look into a lot of black people in King's face, they don't really like race play. A lot of black people don't vibe with race play because most of the time people are racist.

And they are. I'm wildly confused. She wants to live in a world where black people are the New World Order. Yeah. But she's complaining about racism? Am I the crazy one here? What's going on? No, racism only counts when it's against them, Carl.

Oh, that makes sense. Now, I like to race play, like, I'd be a Mexican slave or something. I'd be to go, oh, signara, your pancakes are ready. And then she would hit me. I like that. I think he really does like that. I think I saw his pants move just now as he was doing that. Oh, you didn't fall in love with this lady, Carl?

I think I'm hooked. I didn't. Because I don't really like what the relationship that she wants. I don't think it's going to work for me. Yeah. And that's the thing. Like, when I say I wanted a slave, I wanted a slave. it's so hard to find

like slaves that want to work like when I say I want a slave like people be like they'd be like oh my gosh just degrade me degrade me degrade me

and they be begging for you to degrade them and like talk bad on them it's weird like they just be wanting you to degrade them but they don't want to put in the work. Yeah, you're at a kink site. Are you looking for labor?

What are you looking for out there? I was very confused, Carl, because I could get down with either or, but I think you're on the wrong website. Yeah. I think she's not finding the people that she wants, and then she gets more specific about the work that she wants these people to put in.

Yeah, it's not very familiar with all the other grifters. They don't want to put in the work and give you money. And I was like, I wanted a slave that gave me money. Oh, okay, specifically, she was on Kingsite looking for guys who are submissive who would just hand over money to her. What a foolproof plan that is. Pancakes, butter, sticks. I can't believe she could get that to work out for.

Well, I'll put a pin in that. We'll come back to it because that's a wild ride. But let's get back to the podcast, Jody. okay well check it out uh the reason why she also couldn't find anybody on those love sites is because obviously she's the bride of christ car i don't know if you forgot about that's true uh she gets in fights with people on the internet that message her and be like oh i'm also the bride of christ and then she gets real defensive about her jesus you don't come coming for her man you know isn't she gay though she says queer i don't know what queer means anymore you know what that's right

she was looking for guys to be slaves yeah i don't know what queer means either i think it means you can't throw a baseball or something. I don't know if it means that. There might be more to it, but it definitely means that. Yes. Okay. So clip number four,

she talks about defending her love, Jesus. I feel so much love. And I'm like, everybody loves Jesus. He is literally the personification of love. He is literally love wrapped in flesh.

You're going to feel love when you see him you're going to feel love when you encounter him that does not mean that's your man that does not mean that is your man I don't think Chris Hart you say it again one more yeah she's very territorial it seems clip five which I like that in a woman you know I want to be like hey this is my man over here

yeah because all the ways are beating on the door it's too much sometimes I'm just You need a nap Excuse me I know when someone needs a nap That's one thing that I can pick up on right there He's very tired

Yeah, let's just lay down for a bit Come back and podcast afterwards So she did have a boyfriend recently And I guess they got into some arguments and stuff And decided Oh, she got him while she was on break up with Jesus because one thing dating Jesus sounds hard enough and having a breakup. You know, you're going to do some wild stuff.

Yeah. That rebound's going to be pretty crazy, I would think. My clip number six is her guy trying to cuck for Jesus, I guess. He said that whenever we would get into arguments, he would pray and ask God to have me. And I was so disgusted by that. I was so disgusted by that. like he literally he said that he would pray and ask God for me like he would just like he wanted me so bad that he would just pray and ask God and I'm like ill I don't want you and I told him to his face I don't want you and we would have these arguments and I would tell him that and I'm like bro like you're not because he wanted to be my friend gross and that's a whole other story like dealing with this man was just because this happened when when Jesus and I broke up Oh, you weren't kidding.

And everybody was calling me crazy. So I was like, okay, let me go find a new man. I thought you were joking when you said her and Jesus broke up. The funniest thing is she said everybody thought she was crazy after they broke up. Right. Really. Wait, you dumped Jesus? Yeah, it wasn't working for me anymore.

I don't know. Smothering me. I think it's a cuck afterwards because Jesus is always watching you. So if you're plowing his ex-lily old lady, like he's ever present. What an asshole. Yeah, but at least maybe he's on cleanup duty. So there's that. facts that'd be nice so explain to me the timeline here she's currently the bride of jesus they got

back together or they're still broken up no they're they're back together they're back together thank god yeah this is just uh when she went astray on their their little you know it's an on again off again thing car sure well you know jesus has got a lot of things to attend to he's busy guy i could see where you just be like you know you're not paying enough attention to me i need a man just wants to go to a movie and laugh she was asking people to pray i don't know if i got that clip but she said she heard her back recently. That's, don't figure.

That's number 16, Carl. Okay. And my back started to feel better. I put some anointing oil on my back and on my forehead. And I prayed for healing. And that's the thing, like, I'll pray and ask God to heal my back. And then, like, it'll feel better for, like, a couple of minutes. Like, I'll be.

able to like um to do what i need to do like i'll pray to god and i'll be like can you heal me and he'll like light in the load for a little bit like say i need to go downstairs and so is a chiropractor too yeah he's just a lot of things carl he's trying to help this lady out get some adjustments i would think that if i was dating jesus i would not have back pain yeah you might he might be tearing your ass up car no well okay that's a good point uh I guess what I mean is I would treat Jesus like a genie lamp. An unlimited genie lamp. It would just be non-stop shit all day long.

I'm like, I want a new Xbox game. Hey, Jesus. You know? What do you need? Juma. Jimima, Chris. God damn it right. You guys are fucking up you off so bad now.

It's Jaya. Jaya. Ah! Jiamma! Jiamma. Fuck. Let's get back to Jiamma and her experience with these slaves that she wanted money for.

Because some of these guys were really just kind of jerking her around. And that's the thing. There was this one guy I was talking to. And I was like, he was telling me that he was going to get me money. He said that he wanted to do things for me. He was like he was going to. And I was patient with him. And he said that he didn't have the money this month.

So I was like, okay, I'm going to like wait and give you another month, which I shouldn't have done. I shouldn't have waited. Waited. But. Um, yeah, she, she waited 400 pounds. Yeah. Now, this is crazy that she's like, I have too much patience. Like, she's a debt collector now.

Too much patience with these assholes. I tell them to give me money. They say, I'll maybe next week. And I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. Is it crazy to me she seems nice, though? Like, at least she's not a fucking asshole. She's crazy as shit.

Like, there's no defending that. She's way nutty. But, like, she's not being an asshole. I can appreciate that a little. The demeanor is fine, I suppose. But she's just having problems because, you know, these guys want to be their slave, her slave, but just don't realize the work they have to put into it. So he wanted all this without the work. He didn't want to put the work in.

Remember, the work is give me money. This is like Aaron Ivold, where you find different ways to say, give me money. It doesn't sound so crazy. I can't believe these guys aren't doing the work that I asked them to do. That actually is class here. Is he looking for a new co-host? I'm thinking he might have to hook him up with your mom. I think they'd be good together.

He was looking for a new co-host. That's right. Oh, I'm so mad at myself. I'm, get off a quick tangent. This little piggy yesterday, we were talking about how Aaron put a little question in the Toe Boys Facebook group asking who he should have as a co-host. And someone said this to me, and I didn't see until afterwards,

somebody wrote my name in. And Aaron goes, no, I mean somebody good. And then they were arguing with each other about whether I'm good or not. Meanwhile, Keanu Thompson's on the list and shit. It's like, what do you mean? Anyway, he's such a fucking weasel. Definitely gay. The answer is gay. So how does all this tie into Jesus? Right? That's what Jesus wants to know. That's what Jesus wants to know. It's just because remember, the title of this is what having a slave taught me about God. You know what though, Carl? What would Jesus do? He does ask people for money when you go hang out his house. I do know

that. They passed a whole bucket around for it and stuff. That is a good point. That is the original Richter. Jesus Christ. That is the work that you have to put in. So yeah, let's find out how she learned and tied this to her relationship with God. What this taught me about God

is that when I had a slave, my slaves were so quick to want to like do physical worship. They wanted to bow down and worshipped me.

Like, they took pictures of themselves bowing down and worshipping me, which it made me a little bit uncomfortable. I mean, I was running from God, but, like, I was like, I don't know, this is giving idolatry and blasphemy. There's no such thing. They thought she was a Buddha. What is she saying? Okay.

So what she's saying here? and she ties this together pretty well actually at the end is that when she was looking for slaves she was looking for people to do stuff for her, give her money, get stuff done around the house and they just wanted to like worship her, but no, we love you, you're amazing. She's like, this is a waste of everyone's time.

And she realizes that Jesus doesn't need you to just sit there and praise him and worship him. He knows this shit. You know, there's a whole book written about him, one of the bestsellers. He knows. So he just wants you to do cool shit for him. That's the takeaway, but it also taught her about racism.

Like, it's cool. It's nice. It's fine. Slavery? Like, that's what you want to spend your time doing. Excellent. That's cool. But I would talk to them, and I would be like, because the way I have my situation,

with my white slaves, I wanted to teach them about racism. And that's what I was teaching my white slaves. I was like, if you're going to be with me, you're going to be with me. you're going to know what racism is, you're going to know what microaggressions is, you're going to know what decolonization is, you're going to know what all of this stuff is. If you're dealing with me,

I'm not playing this game with you. You are going to be a social justice warrior and you are going to fight for black people. No, I didn't sign up for that. I was just going to, I don't know, clean the breadcrumbs out of your. It's just going to work. Fifth roll or something.

I just like bow to you. That's all I really want to do. Yeah. You know, there's a sandwich under here? You can eat this? And so she wants these slaves to become her little SJW army, and they're just not getting it. I was teaching them different things, and, like, they were not, they were not getting it. So you're saying that these guys on a kink website who wanted to be submissives weren't really all that interested in your lessons on racism?

I wonder why that's the case. I'd rather have you pee on me, lady. Right, right, yeah. I'm obviously not racist. I'm actually looking the grossest hole I've ever put my tongue in. So I don't know what else you want from me. But she did realize that this probably is not real. Because I sat there and I was like absorbing it all like as they were worshipping me.

And I was just like, but you know, actually you say this like, And it made me think about Jesus where it's like, you say this with your lips. You say you love me with your lips, but your, but your heart is far from, far from me. And your wallet. Your heart is far from me. Further. You don't do things in your actions. And that's the thing.

The Lord is not, the gospel is not a workspace gospel. You found your salvation through faith. So she's saying, you know, these guys who are playing different roles within this role-playing exercise that we're doing they're not even real they're not even being real about it they're acting yeah well she thought it was role play with bread right once again there's a lot of semantics here with this whole situation carl she's very very dumb but i'm sure she teaches you things on her podcast that uh okay you didn't know about yes uh clip number 13 says you've been thinking a lot about hell lately don't we all

Excuse me I've also been thinking about hell I've been thinking about hell a lot lately And it's been on my mind And I don't know why I honestly don't know why it's been on my mind Because you're going there But I saw a video

I've been looking up stuff about hell You know I'm planning a couple trips Like Detroit and I think we're going back out to Vegas and we got the Villaroma thing. It's not my mind. You know, if you're going to be going somewhere soon, if you think about it. Right.

I went to Orlando a couple weeks ago. It was like going to hell. About five days. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, buddy. We had to go out a bunch of rides. Yes, and we went to Disney World, and it was crying, sweating on them all my tits. It was awful.

No one feels bad for you, Jody. Yeah, I know. You want to keep this hell talk going? She said that she talked to a lady who said she talked to a lady who said she went to hell for 30 days in a dream I guess I don't know how you do 30 days trial period

yeah let us know fill out this questionnaire when you're done that'd be helpful Oh I forgot to cancel hell We're paying for another month to hell Fah damn it So clip number

14 She's just talking about some stuff from hell That made me laugh Because like you said she's kind of dumb She said that when she was in hell First of all, she says she saw Christians in hell, which I don't agree with. Yep. She said that she saw Christians in hell.

There was another video that I saw where a person said that he saw children in hell. Children. Do you hear it? Children in hell. Be so for real. Yeah, hell is children. Sure. Right.

That was like my house. Yeah. Kids are having a great time. Children on a plane. But she wrote the rest of that book. I think it says somewhere your kid doesn't get baptized or you get them aborted. That's where they go too. So there's probably a lot of them down there. Well, it's funny to say that because she didn't mention in a video I was watching

that she was saved at the age of three. And I didn't realize that that was an age you could be saved at. But she was an awful sinner who was going to go to hell. And then three years old, they're like, no, Jesus is the way. She's like, oh, okay, cool. She was sinning at three? Oh, even before. Oh, wow.

Yeah, sent it all over the fucking place. It's wild. That's hot. It's hot. Sir, this is not the creep off. We don't talk about shit like that. Now, I'm into giant mama. I'm never going to remember her name ever again now.

Jai Mama? That's it. All right. That's not it. It's not mama. It's never Mama. It's Amma. Jamarquai.

So the problem with these guys, are worshipping her and calling her a goddess is yeah they do all that stuff but they just don't fucking listen that like you your actions follow what you're saying you don't just say things with your words and that's the thing because they'll call me goddess and they'll say i i'll do all this stuff and i'll ask them if they have done the thing that i have asked them to do yeah yeah And they won't do it. And when I tell you, I was so frustrated. Like, I was just like, it is ridiculous how many people do not listen.

And they came to me saying that they want this dynamic. And so I'm like, if you want this, you don't want, you came to me. She's the only one who sex with people using Venmo. I don't understand why you're not listening. listening to me. I said I have cash app. I have Zelle. I have PayPal. Rob Hub. Why are you not understanding this? Last clip I have. This is important stuff. So please listen closely. If you would like to become a Christian, I have a video on my channel titled How to Become a Christian, and you can say the prayer that's in that video, and you can become a Christian.

So I went to that video, because I'm like, I want to know how to become a Christian. Christian. That video is three views, which means before I looked at it, they had two views. So I don't think she's converting a lot of people to Christianity. I don't think it's working. She doesn't have the attention, Carl. I was a little conflicted

about bringing her today, because she seems nice enough. She's just so crazy fucking lady who's a bride of God or Jesus or whatever she says. And I realize that anybody that gets brought here, you know, stands, somebody's going to lay eyes on her. So I would hope that some of you motherfuckers out there would maybe check her out. Don't

pest her this nice lady. They won't. We can't pronounce her name. They'll never find her. There's no way anyone will find this. Look, she addressed that. Like, I was thumbing through. It's 144 episodes at a podcast,

by the way. Thumbed through and I found one that said anxiety about like becoming, getting viral. At this point, she got no attention. She's already planning out how she's going to respond. Carl, be clip number seven.

And I have been feeling anxious and anxiety about things. My website has been getting a whole lot of traction, and it's been giving me a whole lot of anxiety. Which makes me tired. Because it scares me that people are going to say mean things to me. I worry that people are going to find my accounts and message me. And people have found my accounts and message me. Yeah, there are links on your website.

people message me on Instagram. People message me on Facebook. Oh, listen to this fucking white girl problems this black lady has. Oh, I'm so popular. People are messaging me and want to communicate.

People won't leave me the fuck alone. Go screw. Don't put yourself out there, you giant idiot. Go scuro. I think the next clip she talks about how she has had to deal with it with the haters. There's literally links to her social media

on her website. And I'm like, y'all are so rude. you're rude and you're not respectful my name is not pronounced tubby for the last time it's just annoying and i get those comments i've gotten hate comments i have people come to my dms and say that i'm not speaking the real word of god they don't want to give me money that's the biggest issue it's the nicest thing they say Right. I'm just.

Sleepy. Snoring. I'm just. Say it. It's just annoying. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, there's one thing that I know, Jody, if the people who are watching or listening and they're messing with you, it's always good to address it and let them know what bothers you.

Yes. Because then they go, oh, I didn't realize that it's bothering them. person. I guess I'll stop. My band. Yes. This one's hot me, Jamama. You just gave up. I totally gave up. There's no fucking way I'm going to get this right anymore.

Look, so, like I said, I felt bad, but she kind of called it out. The next clip, clip number 10, she puts out the all call guys, gals. She needs our help. And I feel like I need to be doing something more. Yes. I need more. Jogging. And I need

more help. And I need more attention. You need more exercise. Yes. Yes. I need more attention. I need more help. She just said she's getting too much attention. Vocabulary.

I'm just. Super sad. We get it. Out of breath. We know. Yeah. I want to pray for our ankles. She's still there.

You hear her breathing? Yep. Here she is. We'll figure it out. Here we go. She's got it. I don't know. I guess I just feel.

Like, you don't want to edit your own podcast? Yeah, like you need to edit her real bad. Yeah. Holy shit. I feel. All right. What a clip. want the sentence to end what a fucking clip that was oh shit over a minute long i watch myself

with a rag on a stand uh all right let's uh let's finish up what do we what do we got to close it out here oh clip number 18 carl because this is kind of the the wrap up point she may be suicidal she talked about going to greenland in another section there oh boy so i hope you guys don't make fun of this lady obviously you won't be able to find her but hey, if you wanted to send her some money, she could use it. She could use it to move out of her parents' house. She could use it to not have to live off the government for psychiatric housing because she's, oh, Carl, do you have the description of her podcast, Andy?

I don't. I got it. Hold, please. Yeah, yeah. I was going to say, I'm not worried about her. I don't think there's a ceiling beam that's going to hold. You know what I mean? It just doesn't seem like she's really good at stuff, so I doubt she'll be able to pull it off.

If you thought her fucking name was hard to say, Here we go. This podcast is hosted by Giamma, a black non-binary pan-romantic demisexual Christian. Did you say pan-roasted? I did. Pan-roastantic. All right. That makes no sense to me.

So clip 18 is her exit speech. I want someone to know how I'm thinking and how I'm feeling. hungry I just want someone to know how I'm thinking sweaty so if something happens to me I want people to know what was going on with me

I want people to know why you're gonna tell us sir no no she doesn't spoiler alert right I want people to know that I tried all the pizza all 32 flas I tried to beat the record hub hot dogs.

So I'm just like, that's just what I. That's just what I want. But don't give up. Jesus loves you. All right. You're a Christian. You shouldn't give up. And I'm pretty sure Christians look down on that whole.

uh s word thing that she was talking about before syrup she was probably talking about that too i was talking about the trip to greenland uh i believe it's frowned upon oh it's another reason you'll go to hell yeah don't do it jemima i did pull her uh her do we give plugs in case anybody wants to send her five bucks carl i do have a cash cap yeah cash tag the dollar sign give um E.M. Give them some money. Is that true? Also Venmo at give um some money.

Give me some money. Yeah, maybe. Give me some money. Dude, that's hilarious. I did not even know that. I just pulled the Spital Tap song. Carl, I prefer the fucking the zoo, not the circus. So if you guys happen to send her a couple bucks, let me know if she acknowledges it in any way.

But I wish her the best. I don't want her to be worse off. I think she needs a little bit of attention and maybe we can use our powers for good and help. And Jemima move out of her mama's house. All right. I just want to be your slave for a week. I'll be honest with you. Turned out by that. It's going to cost you a lot. That's fine. That's all I do is spend buddy. All right. Oh, hi, buddy. Who's the best? You are. I wish I could spend all day with you instead. Uh, Dave, you're off mute. Happens to the best of us.

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adam about uh what kind of free speech they have over in the UK these days and what you can make jokes about what you can't. And it was very confused by this concept. It shows in the UK and Amsterdam and I made fun of UK politics. I made fun of American politics. You wouldn't dare make fun of Islam though. Go to the UK and mock Islam. Do it. Well, I don't have any jokes

about Islam. Why not? They got Pakistani grooming games for raping little girls. Why won't you go to the UK? Why won't you go to the UK and make jokes about Islam? I don't think it's very funny. I don't have any jokes about it i'm so confused um dude

let me let me help unconfused are there are there jokes that can be made about Islam yes or no wait I don't want to go to this to get a rabbi no no no no no no you're terrified you're a hypocrite what are there jokes you can make about Islam Muhammad banged a little girl right I'm really baffled

weird example we're trying to explain that there's lots of funny jokes to make yeah let's start with this it's fucking goats right that's the thing Oh, the Islam guy, fucks the ghosts. Not on this podcast. Oh, shit. I'm terrified of this subject.

I'm not. No, I'm not. In the UK, you can be jailed for making jokes about Islam or even bring up the grooming gangs. There are people who go online and pointed out that a stabbing was carried out by a Muslim, and they got arrested for it. You, I'll bet you $1,000, you will not go to the UK and make a joke about any of that stuff. Because you will not go to a foreign country and in violation of their laws, speak. out against what they've said not to speak out against. Do it.

I dare you. $10,000. Gash in your pocket. If you go to the UK and make a joke about Muhammad having a 12-year-old wife. Man, we got here faster than I thought we would in this conversation. Where you're shouting at me about something I don't understand.

This guy is the worst at deflecting right here. Now he's shouting at him about something he doesn't understand. Adam understands. Just be like, yeah, I know. There's a double standard. What do you get at that? they're violent what do you want for me i don't want to die i don't really understand how you would think it's incumbent upon me you think anybody watching this right now thinks you are

confused by the notion that in the ukk you go to jail for mocking islam i i don't understand how we got onto you shouting me about islam specifically i'd like to return to okay it's because you said people should be a lot of this come come to this country it's we got against it and you You said you're a comedian and you go to other countries, right? And you said, you go to the U.K., and I said, okay, if you go to the U.K., speak out in violation of their laws and see what happens. And you said, I'm confused. I don't understand.

What don't you understand? Will you go to Turkey? Will you go to Turkey and speak out against Islam? I mean, if I have a joke to make sure, I don't have a joke about those particular topics. You would? I would. You're saying if you had a joke about it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

I would try to do the best I can. I was trying to poke the bear as much as I can. It's part of the job of a comedian. Because. As it pertains to one of the world's largest religions, I mean, come on. I mean, I haven't, I haven't written a joke about that recently. Okay. So look, hey, man, I'm a free speech guy.

He seems like he's poking the bear right there, Carl, because Tim Poole was the only one getting fired up in that conversation. He just had to act like he had no idea what was going on. I was just like, I love to do. do that. I just haven't written any great jokes lately about that. The Vito Giswaldi move. Right. Yeah. I think he pulled it off. I don't get it. What do you mean? No what? Oh, no way, man. Anyway, that's Baby Butters.

Cringer the Week. This comes in from General G.K. And this is pretty crazy. I've been talking about Darkside Phil lately, especially because we've been comparing him to Aaron Imhold of Steeltoe. And Darkside Phil is a low cow that goes back many years. He was a gamer guy

playing video games. Eventually, he decided he's just going to beg for money on the internet every day and that's how he's been making his living for 15 years or so like you do and uh somehow somebody picked up on the fact that there was a super chat during his feed by none other than ray de vito rock bottom podcast with ray de vito gave 499 and it says hey not sure if anyone's brought this up yet but fast food isn't a great reward since we don't actually get any we just watch you eat which is hilarious because what Darkside Phil does

and he goes if we get to this amount of money then I'll go buy a chicken sandwich and I'll tell you how good it is and I'll eat it for you which is really dumb but Ray DeVito's trying to give him pointers I have the video of DarkSides Phil's response

to that super chat he never puts that up on the screen that's why we have that screenshot there where the hell did Ray DeVito find five dollars I know he just spent a chicken sandwich on there right I don't know why he's giving money to Darkside Phil. I'll text him about it after this.

See if we can figure it out. Like a homeless guy handed you a fiber. Like, no, buddy. I'm good, actually. So I'm sorry. I know you're trying to, like, defend the game. There's nothing to defend. The game is a piss easy game.

It doesn't hold a candle to Super Mario Odyssey when it comes to the design of the game. It just doesn't. Sorry. Oh, let's see here. Rock Bottom Podcast did a five, $5 super chat complaining about DSP tries it. I don't care.

DSP tries it has worked for a reward now for a year straight and continues to work. It motivates people because they want to see it. And every suggestion that people have given as a replacement to DSP tries it has either only worked once and then flopped or not worked at all. Okay. So very much like Aaron Imho, where everyone goes, Aaron, why do you have to do a show where you beg for money all the time and what else is doing successful shows without doing that?

Because that's the way things work on this show. There's no other way to do it. It's the only way we can do it over here. Yeah, that was the rules. No disrespect to DSP, but I'm not taking any streaming advice from Ray to Fito either. No, I know. That is very odd that Ray's worried about that to the point where he's giving him money and hopeful hints. Oh, man.

This isn't the right way to do it, guy? No. It's a branch out. So weird. Do you guys remember Ryan Hoppe? Ryan Hoppe is this guy who I think was part of Rover's Morning Glory or one of the, shows and then branched out on his own and has been doing a podcast and acting like he's hot shit and he knows how to do this stuff because he's a radio guy and he's better than everyone else

and then we made fun of him and then he got really annoyed with us and tried to respond to us a bunch of times and we kind of oh yeah paid no mind yeah well he's discussing the lull suit so I thought yeah you did get your face on the paper didn't you yeah yeah I sure did so let's see what he has to say about that programming note I said that stuttering John is getting sued my ADHD got it the best of me I meant that he is suing them my bad

Carl's still a bitch so I have some things I want to talk about before we get to all the madness on the show I find these Howard Stern haters to be fascinating if it's my radio hero even though I don't think he likes me

Anthony Coomia, because these friends are who are these podcasts, who I think are bitches, Shilly Eager, and Stuttering John, all these. Shilly Eager. I like it. People online that claim they don't need Howard Stern. Oh, Howard Stern's the worst. And then all they do is go on podcasts and talk about Howard Stern. Because I see here, Howard Stern has a done mega deal, a mid-show,

getting axed rumors. So this is being reported by Yahoo News. The other reports were from radar online and from the mirror, which aren't the most reputable news sites. So Ryan's one of these guys who thinks that Howard's going to re-sign with Sirius with a mega deal, even though nobody

listens to his show. Sure. That's what's going to happen. Signed a 71-year-old has been, who's completely out of it and told to have his audience to never listen to him. Yeah, that guy deserves $100 million, for sure. So it looks like Howard Stern might be coming back. But here's what's funny about it. There's two parts of it.

First, I see his former castmate, Stuttering John, is getting sued by that little bitch-ass Carl Hamburger, the hag, who does, who are these podcasts? And for people that... Wait, me sued John? Interesting. Oh.

I didn't even think of that. Coming down the pike. I didn't even think about that. Ryan, thanks, man. Interesting thought. I don't know. When the Opie and the Anthony show was in its prime they did something called jocobber where they would make fun of other radio shows but a lot of

them i was friends with but i listened i thought it was funny but then when they went off air for anthony's racism in 2014 there was like a need for online bullying because that's essentially what it was so then this guy named carl who has no experience in media the guy's good at like web design or whatever nerdy stuff he does zero experience carl i know that's that the teller right there when these radio guys just like and he didn't even work his way up the way that I did I'd be an intern and make copies for the hosts and yeah he was making perfect sense right up till then yeah he creates this podcast and he's talked about me and helping you listen to mean I got me in comments but I didn't read him but he tell number two yep I think they liked my show or I don't remember

who can remember literally creates this empire which I'll give him credit of just being a dick and it's like at the end of the day you're just going to be remembered as a dick and all the friends you have are people that need you for cloud because real people don't like you Is that true producer Chris? Should we have a meeting after that show today?

Probably. Carl, this guy's lying. You're not just being the dick. You're also being a homo and you're also a live show coordinator. You also have club feet. Like there's many facets. I found out my teeth and you stink.

People that admire you like Anthony Coomia because you're doing what he did, which is Jock Tover, but in the podcast, who are these podcasts? Of course he's going to like you, and you never call out any of Anthony's flaws that don't even need to be brought up right now. You bring up Opie all the time, but because Anthony is a fan, you sighed with only ripping into Opie. That's such a dumb take.

One of them is talented and a really good broadcaster, hence getting a job on the radio again. The other one is falling into madness. Hence, one of the topics of conversations out of these podcasts. And then I see here that stuttering John is going to be suing him and Shulie, who used to be... Not going to be. It happened. On the Howard Stern Show for secretly recording his voice and mocking him. See, this is another guy, and don't get me wrong, the New York Post did a very bad job, reporting this.

It was real bad, Carl. It was pretty bad reported this. But here's another guy who has no idea what he's talking about. He thinks we're being sued for recording his voice and mocking him. Sure. Because I was the one pretended to be Kate Meaney, I'll horned up. Yeah, you did a good job. You were holding a gun to her head, Carl.

We saw the extended cut on your Patreon. Tell him you want us dick. Come on. Tell him. They're going to the script, Carl. You can say whatever you want about stuttering John. That when he worked on Hap... I do. ...stern show, and he had things written for him, and that he's a very cocky guy.

I met him. He was nice to me. Blew me off on Hoppy Hour, but that's fine. I forgive him. a narcissist. At least he did it. Ali Shulie, who used to be on the Stern show, did it. But when you have these

nerds, like they say in the New York Post that Carl Hamburger is a comedian, the guy's never said anything funny in his life. The only humor he has is saying the most meanest things, but he was probably made fun. Someone's having their feelings hurt. Tell number three. He's not even funny. He just says the meanest

things. Never said a funny thing a one, you motherfucker. He's such a jerk that guy so pathetic the only humor he has is saying the most meanest things because he was probably made fun of growing up and i will point out that yes the new york post article was wrought with flaws so many errors in there and comedian carl heberger was certainly one of them yeah ellie stuttering john went up to the princes of the world and asked edgy questions most people would not have had the guts to do what he did not my job either was it a tad And not really because, like, Fred Norris was writing everything, as we've heard, but he still did it.

And I'm not saying that if you don't work in radio or media, that if you do a podcast, you don't deserve the credit. No, that's exactly what you said. That's like saying if you go to flight school and you crash a plane, you still get to call a pilot. Like, no, that's not how it works me. Yeah, I think you do still get to be called a pilot. Just a bad pilot, I would imagine. Okay. He literally just reversed his entire conversation about me.

Right. but all these people online all these nerds in this thing called the devilverse to hate me you do realize they don't pay attention to you Ryan don't give yourself that much credit they'll hate me I ain't to explain to my

producer who you were just now just going right up and we did the what he was a thing we don't know we don't know you I still don't know who he is I don't know about those gay Wednesday listeners but as a Saturday listener I don't remember this guy and I listen every single episode and this includes Anthony

Coomia and Opie and all these radio shows. I saw Mark Cia radio host do this. You claim that Howard Stern sucks. There's a whole article right here that says that Anthony Coomia says that nobody cares about Howard Stern. If nobody truly cared about Howard Stern, is his listenership down? Yes. Is he not as relevant as maybe 2007 or even the 90s? Yes.

But you're still talking about him. The only reason why people are talking about Howard Stern is because of this leak to the media that he's not going to resign with Sirius XM. That's all the news about Howard Stern. No one's going, yeah, but you hear that interview with Lars? Do you hear about the Metallica station

that's coming to Sirius X-M? No one's discussing any of that. They're just talking about what it has been he is and out washed up he has and what a bad broadcaster he's become and the fact that no one listens anymore. The last time was before the election, right? When he had Biden or Kamala or whatever like that, and he was in the news, but I haven't heard shit about Howard's turn since.

The Biden interview. With such a debacle. He was upset that poor Joe was made fun of for stuttering when he was growing up. You know, Howard doesn't like teasing people when they have a stutter. I hope that was just the deepest seeded joke, Carl. Like if there was only one man in the world that was supposed to land on, and that's why he said it that way. I love stutterers.

If he's being talked about, he's winning. He ain't talking about you guys. Now, I think Stern has a lot of flaws. How do you know he's not talking about us guys? listening to Howard. He's been off for months and even when he's not, no one's listening. So he might be talking about this. Do you think you'll talk about it, Carl, when he comes back?

Do you think I'll talk about what? The contract? Oh, the lawsuit. Oh, the lawsuit. That's possible. He's been in the news, man, New York Post. You don't think somebody made a note? Well, I can tell you that there's guys on the Howard Stern show. Names you know who have spoken with Shulie about

this. So it is very well known at the Stern show. Whether Howard will address or not, we'll see. I wish you the best. He also created him and Steve Dahl, who deserves the true credit for creating quote-unquote shock-choc radio. Those guys are the OGs. Everybody else, and this is coming from somebody who worshipped Opie and Anthony growing up. I thought that I used to skip school to listen to them.

Them and Eddie and Jobo, but it's so funny. I know this is like a very small niche topic that most of my audience doesn't really care about. But can you do it? So there's four people who don't care about this? Most of his audience. Just imagine these nerds and these semi-successful comedians and podcasters and former radio host claiming, oh, Howard Stern's past his prime. Howard Stern sucks.

Nobody cares about Stern. But then you spend 25 minutes talking about him and then you make videos about it. And the only reason you make the news is because of him. So hold that a second. I'm in the New York Post because I'm getting sued by Suddery job. That's why I made the news. Is he getting confused? Did you hear the word he said?

He said semi-successful. I don't think that's a word. I think it's semi-professional or professional. Yeah. Either successful or not. We didn't want to give that much credit. I get it. Yeah.

Howard Stern may not be the Howard Stern he was 20 years ago, but you care? And so do a lot of people. Yeah, because it was a legacy. Or on an opening segment. What fucking point is he even making there? And that his feelings were hurt. Yes, okay, got that's what I thought.

Because he, that guy sucks. Remember this bitch from who were these podcasts? Fuck that guy. That's what he said. Now he's getting coverage of the New York Post. I don't want coverage of the New York Post. What the fuck. God damn it.

I got an update. I got a note from Brandon, who was on the show recently. And we reviewed Syrax's podcast. Yeah. Listen to this. He wrote me. He says, hey, Carl, I just wanted to tell you, I just had a 37-minute call with Syrax. Oh.

He heard the WATP. episode found me on Facebook and called me to defend himself said we had no idea what we're talking about and that I was only repeating shit the trolls were saying I've been following this guy for years I know the war pretty well also that we were fucking stupid and shouldn't have a voice feels like what Ryan Hoppe was just saying he then went on to talk about high school his music theories on king cobra he thinks Jessica went there and poisoned him and then he complimented my kid's pictures for way too long. It got creepy, but I thought I should let you know that he has heard the episode if he was not happy about it. And he had to go take a shit really suddenly.

Does this mean Jemima was going to send me a DM and tell me that my kids look lovely too? I don't like this. It's possible. I don't think we've heard of this kind of thing happening before, honestly. His name was Matt Lewinsky. Well, right. I can't believe he found, I can't believe he heard our segment and found Brandon. Yeah, right. You'd think you'd go to who are these. I'm going to find my email address. Maybe I do have an email from. I'm terrible with email. I guess it's possible.

Bring me the Coke model boy with the music podcast. Now. King Cobra passing, by the way. That's getting wild. Because I will talk about WATS, not for this show. I knew that was one of your guys. I just, I wasn't sure he'd even talk about it here. So, sorry.

No, it's fine. The ex-girlfriend, that crazy Jessica. apparently sent him something eight days ago that is poisonous. Someone sent me some stuff. I mean, there's a conspiracy theory going around. They said that people were mailing him bottles of Everclear on the daily. That's also poison. It doesn't say it on the bottle, but you can't just drink that stuff.

You shouldn't. Yeah. No. Definitely. You tell me now? Yeah, probably should not do that. But so you don't believe that Jessica might be responsible for his death? I don't know anything about this, but I love a good conspiracy, Carl.

So I hope that she's somehow responsible So we can see a trial and all that But I assume that he's just a chronic alcoholic And they said he was sad about Ozzy Osbourne And I guess a close personal friend Ex-girlfriend's dad or somebody just died recently too So he was having a hard time Yeah, he's always having a hard time

It's pretty cool what we're talking about Even worse than normal, Carl That I guess he had lost some close Somebody in his life I understand I don't think he'd oft himself No But he's 34 years old I've watched John drink

he's 60 now i've watched chad jerk himself stupid every night and he's still going so i'm just it's surprising to me i guess it's possible anything's possible man damn you jesus damn you jesus i guess i guess he needed a low cow if it happened god needed a low pal speaking of which you say yes you say yes yes yes Frenchie? Frenchihana has been doing these food review videos over on Frenchie's world, one of her YouTube channels. Oh, I'm so happy. Yes. She went to a gourmet hot dog restaurant.

I am here at Bodogas. I think that's like I said bodegaas, gourmet hot dogs. Watch this editing. I didn't do this. here. Bull doggies? Yep. You know what you call it gay chick?

You guys, I am going to try right now. I'm going to order two of them. I'm going to get the egg drop sandwiches, breakfast sandwiches, and we're going to review them and see how they taste. And I'll put you guys. know very, very soon. Did you imagine taking her fucking order, dude? Oh, my God.

It must take forever. I can't even do that example of it, but you get exactly what I'm saying, um, can I have the, um, yeah, pancake, um, sandwich, and, uh, they ask her, um, you know, question, what kind of sauce you on that? Yes.

You guys. It's not a yes or no question. So these are sandwiches. We're looking at them right now. Yeah. These are egg sandwiches, stuffed full of sauces. and bullshit meat and cheese these things do not need

a review. I can see these I know exactly what they taste like. It looks amazing. Yeah, right? Yeah, I won't know. Yeah, it looks great. But she feels the need to do this review and she needs to buy two different sandwiches. It's delicious. So, you guys,

they just gave me my my egg drop sandwiches and you guys. So what I have a right, here. This one right here. Yep. It's the... She looks at the receipt. I believe this one's the

steak. No way. It doesn't say it on the box. The turkey sausage? No. This one right here is a bowl I say bogoge

egg drop. This one is right here. You probably should have researched this. I love that she picks up the sandwich. Obviously, a steak in it. And she goes, wait, which one is this? She looks at the receipt. Yeah, that's great.

Like, the receipt's not going to tell you which sandwich that is. And neither is a sandwich. Yeah, she took 15 steps from the fucking counter and sat down with a sandwich and forgot what she ordered. Yeah, she gets, she's very confused at which sandwich is which, which, which I can tell just by looking at that this is the steak sandwich. But she looks delicious. It does. She's ready to take a bite. You guys, let's try the bodogia.

The bodogia. It's Jemima Yeah, The Winoggi Egg drive Let's try that one First The note says

Please never come back You're fired It's messy though That's what I can tell you You're supposed to leave it in the box Frenchie Oh Oh wow

Yep I definitely wanted to edit that out Disgusting Better than DSP Yeah well that's true at least i have to give her money in order for her to eat the sandwich in front of me so that's definitely the steak sandwich she's she's confused and then we find out she didn't go there by herself yeah this is great this one is a 10 this is very very good right here so my friend is

waiting in the car for me i don't know why she didn't want to come and said come what is that you go with your friend to a restaurant yeah the reason why she has has two sandwiches because she's splitting this meal and the front goes, I'm not going in there. I don't think it's a friend. I think it's somebody she asked to give her a ride to the restaurant. Oh, you think it's an Uber driver? Her sponsor. Can you wait here?

Her sponsor. So I'm glad to hear that sandwich is a 10. I had a feeling it would be. And then she's got another sandwich that's a Frenchie. I think that's why she bought it. Because she gets very excited about it. Oh, this one's the French

Toast version. Yeah, this this is Frank's toast. Oh my God. She's so happy. Yeah, I know. You love it. Over. Your fucking joy. Okay, this is the French toast version. Because the other one wasn't French toast at all. Right.

At all. It was only a little bit French toast. Wow. All of the eggs fell out. She held it sideways, so the eggs all fell out of the fucking sandwich as she was eating it. And of course, whose fault is that? The sandwich is fault. It's messy, but it's

delicious. Okay. There's a drop. God damn. I've never seen her outside. Frenchie's fucking swole, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. She could beat the shit. She's going to beat your ass. She can beat the shit out of me for sure.

Yeah. This is true. Fucking Helga. All right, well, she's tasted both in the sandwiches. She approves of both, especially that French toast one. She already gave the other one of 10, so I guess this one's going to be an 11. Spinal tap 2 coming out next month. And let's get back to the receipt.

And you got these egg drops right here. You guys, come to try them out. Please do. It's worth it. I bought two of them for $31. And $92. The Frenchie turkey sauces egg drop was $15. And the bogeoggi egg drop was $13.95.

Okay. And the bogegogee egg drop was $13. dollars and 95 cents Or 90 Yeah 95 cents Yes you guys And it came all out to

$31 and 92 cents Did you write that down? I did Okay good It was very important information That we got at the end I've never seen someone Break down the receipt

After doing one of these food reviews Yeah For breakfast too God damn Yeah that's Some big sandwiches So her friend is waiting For one of those sandwiches

That's got a giant bite Yeah, she literally says that, too. She's like, I'm going to bring these to my friends. Like, you already took bites out of both of them. It's very rude. I don't think they're going to appreciate that. But they seem like they're probably high in calories. Oh, maybe.

These sandwiches are greasy. They got the cheese and the meat in there and everything. But she's got justification for it. This is like super high in calories, but hey, I'm going to, I'm doing this for you guys. So, hey, hey, I have to do it for you guys. Oh, well. Thank you. Of course, you're going to have a cheat day if you're doing it for us, guys.

I make sense. Thank you, French. We got to go there when we're hungover in Vegas next year. I'm never hungover in Vegas. It's because you don't stop drinking. Hey, you got me. Jose, is it because a magic pouch or whatever the fuck you're selling now? What?

Speaking of a banana bag. We haven't talked about that in a little while. All right. Speaking of hungover. Did anybody see John go wife today in front of the camera? I didn't because I heard it was a political show. It was Politics Plus with John Melendez. He was on there with his buddies Brian Karam and Richard Ojetta.

Oh, tits. He had over 1,100 viewers live at one point. I thought he were going to say 11, and I was going to laugh. No, people were interested in us, and it was pure nonsense political talk by these bozos who don't know dick about shit. And some guy in the chat asked John what fascism was, because they're all about how it's a fascist country now that we're living in. And John goes, well, of course I know that. And then he reads the definition off of Google. As if he's, like, really smart.

He's like, everyone knows that. Good one, Jed. I don't keep up with O'Jetta much. And he, like, a blue line liberal or some shit. And he's all pissed off now, probably. Oh, he's been, yeah, he's been pissed off for a while. He's running. He's running for Congress.

I mean, he's running for Congress. I've got to get the word out for Richard Ojetta. I think he's in South Carolina now. Maybe Anthony will vote for him. Oh, I don't know what district he said, but we'll look into that. But yeah, so John went live and at the end of the show. he even said now maybe I'll see you again tomorrow because he alluded to this magical eight months thing

remember the last time he went when he went quiet yeah he was off the air for eight months because it's been eight months maybe I'll start doing the show again I wonder if he made a deal with his kids is he going to rehab no

he was terrible just being silly Carl I wouldn't have he made a deal with his kids to be like can I go back to podcast sing as long as I do not talk about the dabble verse at all and when I don't get involved with any of that stuff we can just talk politics yeah dad if that's what you gotta do

it's not gonna make him any money maybe it was to deal with his mom wow I heard from a certain inside source and it was the children who forced John off the internet I think mom's oblivious think about the kids I think John was trying to salvage a couple of relationships sure but

did you watch any of it? I did. I watched Elha Rivle watch it. Okay, that's better for sure. And it was really boring. I watched Tuki watch anything, but I don't know if I could handle politics with John. No, it's so boring. It's so boring. Not worth even talking about just the

fact that John might be back to broadcasting. He couldn't stay away forever. We all knew that would be the case. So he was back in full force today. I want to bring you back to 2015 when John was working for the Stephanie Miller show. Actually, correction.

2016. They have a guest on here. Lalo Alcarez, who is a cartoonist. And Stephanie introduces him. Now, you know, John's the Booker. And John's the owner who does the prep. So, of course, Stephanie doesn't know how to pronounce his name. A famed award-winning cartoonist Lalo Al-Carras.

You can call me Lalo. Lalo? Lalo. That's all right. Al-Carras. Is it Lalo or Lalo? It's Lalo. Oh, hello.

Fucking name. Jesus Christ. So she goes, Laylo, and he goes, well, you can call me Lalo. And then John goes, wait, is it Lalo or Lalo? Because obviously, John's the one who told Stephanie it's pronounced Lalo. And so he has to be like, no, I just said, you can call me Lalo. That's where my name is. So that'd be great if you did that.

Well, what's it closely to see if John learns that or not? Stephanie does. Stephanie's a pro who goes, okay. Oh, just like the Army Major. Right. He still says Richard Ohita. Every fucking time. Is it L-A-L-O-L-O?

Yes. L-A-L-O. Couldn't be easier. I'd just say L-A-L-O. I would even know how to pronounce that. You'd have to spell it out to the person. Do you spell people's names out if you don't know how to pronounce them? Because we did a podcast review just a few minutes ago.

Yeah, I sure do. K-A-R-L. Now get back to the clip. All right, fair enough. So, of course, John's hitting on Stephanie, and Stephanie is not having it, and this starts up immediately. So you've been a fan of the steps as well? Oh, yes, for years and years.

Same with me. I used to listen to all when I was driving to the tonight show. I mean, I was in love, though. Air America era and all that. Lalo, I know you're married. You have so much better chance of fucking me than he guys. Let me say that in the top right here. And I met you for like nine seconds.

Do you know why that air pressure is in there? It's right above a stuttering job. I heard this week It was like Oh oh Like the New York subway Epic no fucking epic Okay

This gets crazy right off the bat I don't know how we still employed Working for Stephanie Miller She goes He It's been so bad we had to put an air freshener Next to him And Lila's even like yeah I heard

I heard it's like really bad What's going on with John And John is having this laughing fit Throughout this episode It's going to get worse and worse to the point where Stephanie doesn't know what to do with this guy. But listen to why he stunk. Remember, this is a time when he's working five days a week for Stephanie.

He's going in there. He was working the board. I don't know what he's doing at this point because he can't work the board, but he's doing something for the Stephanie Miller show, the morning show that she does, political show that she does. And this is his excuse for why he stunk this week. No, I hadn't showered in three days because I've been moving around me and my cats all over the place. Seriously, three days?

Throwing cats. Dude, that's great. Yeah. I mean, even when I went to the bathroom, I was like, oh, oh, oh, I mean, I wouldn't blow me. This is, John thinks he has this charm about him. It was like, isn't that crazy? I didn't shower. Yeah.

I didn't shower for three days. I mean, I stunk. I could tell. I was horrendous. And his excuse for it is he was moving cats around for three days. Yeah. How do you, how are you fully employed? And you don't shower for three days.

And everyone knows you. stink and they're putting air fresheners around you and you just go what does that have to do with him going to the bathroom I think he was saying that like his crotch fucking reeks and who moves cats they stay at your house or they stay in somebody else's house you also a professional cat mover I was gonna say if he was moving into that shithole apartment

that he recently left and left his couch cushions out in front yeah canoga park that wouldn't take three days to move cats into it no he doesn't he doesn't do anything for three days no well except for be lazy and not shower well yeah yeah he's got the record so i thought that was wild yeah not surprising any normal human would be embarrassed but not our john john is never embarrassed he's like isn't that funny how quirky i am i stink and they put air fresheners around me into a into a urinal and pulled my junk out and been like whoof i need to wash these fucking puppies off but i don't say it on a podcast you just did

You don't even know. All right, so then John asked a question of the guest. And at first, I was like, oh, that's a very offensive question to ask. But then it's only because John wants to set up one of his jokes from his act. So are you Puerto Rican or Mexican? A Mexican. Oh, total Mexican? Completely.

150%. I'm half Puerto Rican, half Danish. I'm a Danish to pick him a dick. I still clogs. Made a shoehorn in this dumb. joke from his act that's never going to laugh. Yeah, that wasn't out of the off the cuff. That was something he's had written down for a while.

Yeah, yeah, because he wanted to know, first off, are you Puerto Rican or Mexican? Those are the two choices? Right. That's pretty offensive right there. He follows it up with, are you total Mexican? Yeah, look, because he wanted to talk about how he's half and half so they can make a stupid Joe, of course. Chalupa, Godita, taquito. So that, of course, he's talking to this guy.

about how hot Stephanie is because that's always a this guy's so uncomfortable on this show by the way she's hot and she's going through menopause yeah she's literally hot turn the fan on please

but this guy he doesn't want anything to do with this conversation obviously doesn't you have a cute smile I mean be honest if you could bet her down wouldn't you love that oh you know

I don't think my wife's listening so all let's get Stephanie is so hot You know that Oh, John This is a dream come true You're making me barf

Okay John is having way too much fun On this show He's got to be wasted Oh, I can hear him slurring Yeah He didn't say the N word one time, Chris No, not that definitely slur

Oh, that's slur Wait for it So Stephanie starts asking Lalo about his life, you know, how long you've been married, how many kids do you have? And then this conversation gets pretty wild, and you're going to hear John

shoehorn in another bit from his act. About 17 years. Wow, good for you. I have three beautiful, talented children. Which is unusual for a Mexican rapist. Right. So I assume it's all rape. You have three kids? Got his ass. Yeah. All rape. Yeah. Three kids, that's a Mexican disappointment.

That's not even a quarter of a carpool right there. I was, like, taking a back. Somebody's like, oh, you're a Mexican rapist. So your kids must be from rape. It's like, whoa. This is getting pretty crazy. Yeah, it's pronounced rapa.

But it's actually, it's at the time when Donald Trump was talking about the Mexicans coming over the border. The murderers and the rapists. Yeah, so that's what she is referring to there. So they're all on the same page because I was like, I'm getting up and walking out of here. I'm being accused of saying people. No, Lala was rolling with it. Yeah, I'm the guest at your show. What do you mean?

I guess she's making a lot of sense. But it's funny that they talk a lot about how Trump's a racist while doing nothing but making racist jokes. Yeah. You know, John's, you're a Mexican disappointment. And then after that, John goes, we're both Hispanic so we can make these jokes. Oh, you guys have the Hispanic pass. Cool. I feel better about it now. Good. Good to know. So then they get into Birds and the Bees talk.

When do you talk to your kids about the birds and the bees? and John just cracks himself up. He can't calm down. We're Mexican. We either don't have the talk or we take the boy right to a whorehouse. There's no in between. That explains why there's more Hispanics

in the country. But you know what? It all operates. Condoms, what's that? Smooth. Oh, damn it, man. What's he talking about? about. Condoms. Mexicans have a lot of kids. John is acting like he's killing it. Yeah. The board

up next to him is so uncomfortable. He's just like, do. I was going to ask, is that the producer? Is that the guy that also sucks that makes jokes sometimes? Because I never actually got to see this. Oh, no, this guy does not talk. That's not the other guy you hate. No, he's not the guy. The guy is not on here today. But that guy is forced to run the board because John couldn't. Okay, look at that face. He wouldn't. He won't be here for another three weeks. I already got this guy's fucking job. For sure.

That is what he's thinking because John is in his own world. In his mind, he's already laying on the Howard Stern show and everyone's rolling with him and he's just cracking wise. And ironically, ironically, the guy who's now the new board up has given him the already laying body. Yeah, right. Yeah, like moving away from him. You're so fucked. You don't even know it yet. And as I mentioned, they go on to talk about what a racist, Donald Trump is,

and then it goes into this joke. I hope these people show up at the freaking general election. Yeah, that's the problem. Four out of five Latinos have a negative view of Donald Trump, but four out of five Latinos roughly don't vote that are registered. Listen, every Latino's got to put 20 of their friends in the Carolla and just drive over to the election. Stop it.

That's what I'm sorry. Oh my God. The carola. Like, I feel like do I call 911? Is this hernia okay? What a disgusting ass. He's so unaware of what's going on around him. Everyone's just looking at it.

I'm like, are you all right? What's going on right now? I can't believe I'm sorry. still surprised by this guy. I know. So his thing, they're like, we got to get the Hispanic vote in this upcoming election. Sure. Because they all hate Trump.

And, uh, because Trump's racist. And John goes, yeah, so they got to get 20 guys to do a carola drive down to the polling station. You're like, uh, uh, do the laugh again. I can't do it. No, he was, he was dying laughing on that one. And then he's such a child. So here's us, um, Chicano talk. and John's confused by this.

Look at us is the most, the busiest Chicano artist in the nation, according to this bio. What is Chicano? Am I a Chicano? No, you're a Pendejo. He's a Pendejo? Does that mean a dick?

That's a dick. Oh, I agree. I agree. Total Pendejo. In a nice way, but a total. No, no, no. Okay, Chicano is a... Did you pick up on that?

So, first off, am I a Chicano? Can I be a Chicago? Chicano? He's like, no, you're not. It's a Mexican. You're fucking idiot. You're at Puerto Rican. But listen to him call him a laylo again right here. That's a dick. Oh, I agree. I agree. Total pandero.

How dare you lay low? Can't possibly learn this person's name. In a nice way, but a total... No, no, no. Okay, Chicano is a politicized Mexican-American. Is that like a puta? No, that's different. No, that's... I know that's something that we all want from you.

Yeah. Something I want to. I don't even know if John knows what he's talking about there. But it was obviously a sexual advance at Stephanie Miller. That's the only thing I know for sure. Can't tell you I know anything else about it. Then they get into talking about Tiger Woods and all of his girlfriend. I think this was big news at this time.

Although it's probably big news before this, but whatever. They're talking about Tiger Woods and how he had a very lovely wife when he was cheating on her with all those trashy bitches. What is he out fucking bang in other words? women for what's that tell me what men are about as a lesbian I never asked you this

but wasn't Elyn isn't Elyn now that I have a lot of straight men in cativity explain to me she's so hot why are you out fucking

here's the grossest every guy wants a little strange remember the I don't know what the fuck it was some like goddamn like Denny's or something in the parking lot

she said I have my period and ripped my tampon out and fuck me because I was like ow that's just gross Oh, that's hot Oh, yeah, pull my...

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't gross, you said parking lot. He just made Stephanie laugh. Well, everyone's trying to play along. It's very uncomfortable when there's a guy there who thinks he's killing it

and making all these jokes and you don't want to just be like, uh, I mean, you should. That is how you should respond. But instead, the board upper is just uncomfortable. He can't believe how bad John is, so he's laughing, like, after the fact, at John laughing at himself.

And somebody's just trying to keep the show going. And I think the other guy's so uncomfortable with everything they're talking about. I think he hates it. Tell me, Lou. Yeah, talking about La Lalo. And so you just heard the story about Tiger and the Denny's waiter or waitress. And pulling the tampon out to have sex in the parking lot. Keep talking.

And oh, they will. This gets into a lot more tampon talk because I say, why even bother pulling it out? Now that, now that we're talking sex, John wants to keep that the topic of conversation. That's what he loves to talk about when he's with Stephanie. Right? It's like lesbian ISIS. I'm not. Because Stephanie was saying that she'd also pulled a tampon out or two.

And so lesbian ISIS would be like a. It's a grenade, you know, ripping that out because it's like a terrorist. And then John makes the exact same joke. It's like pulling a grenade. I don't care what I'm going to. It's like pulling a grenade. I don't get ready for the bomb. I'm vanilla Isis.

You've done it too. That's so funny. I've done it. I pulled that thing right out. Vanilla Isis. Damn it, Stephanie Miller. wasn't bad hilarious

not bad better than John oh John right here is so excited he always wants to talk about his sexual exploits so the fact that

Stephanie Miller brought up something about a tampon he's just like oh my gosh Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie I did that Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie I did that too

Stephanie I also did that Stephanie Stephanie Stephanie I fucked the girl once I did look at me look at me oh oh can you believe it can you believe it it's like a grenade

we get it John, but we don't because now we get into the discussion, really what John wants to do here, more tampon talk, and then John starts talking about his dick. Because that's really what ultimately John always wants to do

when we're talking sex. Political cartoon. The girl will be like, yeah, I want to have sex, but I'm, you know, it's that time. I go, let me see that. I don't think it's all. I'll say what time it is. I'll say it's Hammer Time. I see it's Hammer Time.

Funny you say that I call that that's my name of them that's my name from my penis Oh Jesus Yeah because it's a little large on top So it's like a big mushroom cloud Okay Funny you say that Hammer time because uh yeah I call my dick the hammer And what Stephanie should have done is gone cool

So anyway you're a cartoonist You're fired But unfortunately Stephanie who sucks yeah cool story bro encourages this and we get into more talk about John's dick

this is the greatest things ever happened to John he is so excited that everyone's talking to him about his dick right now she just let a horse to water meaning where at the stem

no my helmet is very big it's like a battering ram so my helmet is yeah my helmet is bigger it's like a big I call it the hammer you're like your belly

the stem like like ridiculously small no no no no freakishly like some fucking mushroom it's not a blow pop do you see how uncomfortable the board up is and John's even looking over and I'm like I'm killing it right now aren't I listen there's a good chance that we don't get Stephanie Miller on our show but I want bored op guy on our show yes let's definitely reach out to him

watch John laughing himself again when he says it's not a blow pop Watch his own reaction to himself Stem like ridiculously small No no no no Freakishly like some fucking mushroom It's not a blow pop But it could be

You know what it means definitely Yeah well you could try it dog See if it is See if you can get to the center of it Yeah three bites All right So I don't know if you guys can predict What's going to happen next

you will not be shocked John turns this conversation about his dick into using Viagra he's always talking about dick pills he needs dick pills all the time and he loves talking about it I just gotta fucking see this sock with a tennis ball in it

now when I take Viagra you ever take Viagra no but what you're saying is it's not even a joke no I know Viagra makes my dick hard he's obsessed with talking about viagra it's really bizarre that he always has to bring it up he should be a spokesperson maybe you get some commercial revenue you've tried viagra that makes

dick hard i don't think anyone would buy viagra i'm john told them that's what he uses it's just Pfizer so then stephanie wants more clarification about the shape of john's dick I know It's so disappointing Here's a marker It's so disappointing Okay So what you're saying is

The Okay it is In proportion to the Why don't I show it to you When did I show it to you I haven't had enough Do you have any one? Is there enough wine?

What are you saying Is it freakishly Is it like a like an umbrella That's like you know You have like a tiny pole And then the umbrella goes Oh It's just my hub is very big

And then, you know, so it's just, you know So do women go, what fuck are you? Is that a Shataki? What are you fucking do with? No, it's great because they, because it's very wide. So they're like, whoa, hey, hey, baby, it's a wide, wide world. It's like a dog. He's stuck after.

I'm not sure you're interpreting woe is the correct way. Woe can be so many things from a woman. Look at it. He's in his glory. Everyone's talking about my dick right now. He's so excited about this. Howard, do you see what you're missing out? Amen.

I could be in your studio now talking about my dick. I think you're right, though. This is the day he prepared for his whole life. Yes. And Stephanie would never ask about it again. So this was his opportunity to his M&M lose yourself moment. And he sees that opportunity. He's so excited about it.

And Stephanie is opining that it's not a very attractive penis the way he's describing it. And so John has to explain, oh, that is not the. case at all. They're all pretty gross. I've been told I have a very attractive penis, is what I said. Compared to the face. So, yeah, so John can't help himself. He's supposed to be the Comic-Con here, and he has to tell everyone that, oh, no, no, no, everyone says my dick looks amazing, and it's great. The girls love it because it's so fucking wide at the head. Am I talking about Jeth's penis too much?

Yes, I am. I am, actually. See you in court So John talks about this photo he took of his dick That he's really proud of And This is the craziest thing When it comes to Viagra talk I've ever heard

Look I took a picture when I was really wasted I took I just said You know I just popped a pill of you know A Viagra had sex and I'm sitting Well I had sex myself I actually popped the Viagra to just Just please help me Please help me

And it was so far big. I just took a picture. I was like, I was going to make that joke. Do you ever take Viagra just to jerk off? Dude, I guess he did. I was dumbfounded by that. It's like he didn't want, he lied first, and then

he had to walk him back immediately because he knew. He's like, oh, no, it's funny if I say I was joking off. It's still not funny, but it is funnier than the idea of you had sex. He would have gotten called out. Right. Because if a woman is there, you're taking out your phone and taking a picture of your dick. Yeah.

That'd be awkward. So I was having sex with myself. So I was having sex with myself. I took a photo of my dick. He took Viagra to jerk off. Stuttering John, hold on. I got to, I have to do this the right way. That's what I heard.

Stuttering John Melendez took Viagra to jerk off. Sue me. Slandrous and libel. That's crazy. This guy has a fucking problem with his ED. Deal with it, Lady K. I'm so rich. I can do that.

I've got disposable income and outcome. It's something you say, like, if you can't get it up, it's because your partner is it, you're just not that attracted to your partner. John kick it up for himself. I just shut my eyes. Right. Pretend it's you.

Oh, you need me to leave you guys alone? I'll be back. No, because I'm with him. All right. I have one more clip on here. thing about this picture that he took where his penis

looked big and he's all proud of it. We'll get back to Layla but let me just say one thing. You know, as a teenager or whatever watching porn, I was always intimidated by the size of the male

genitalia in porn. So when I took a picture of my own penis, it looks just as big as the guys in porn. So it's all about photography. Yeah. Yeah, there's no quarter

there for scale. Got put mine next to your mind his microphone. And you believe the size of this fucking thing. Look at it. Fugicole says he's absolutely sent that pick to multiple women.

That means it's out there for us to find paging Heather W. and Alyssa Giordana. I personally don't want to see Jens. Dick, but if that's something that you want to look for, Fugacol, have at it. Because, yeah, somebody asked him if he sent that

picture out. And he's just like, no. Definitely not. I deleted off my phone but he still has it on his computer i mean don't ask i've never heard such a story before about that guy taking Viagra to jerk off and then taking a photo of his dick just to admire you know it's one thing you take a picture of your dick and send it to a couple chicks or something but to just admire for yourself i'll just save this at my folder over here yeah when he gets regular drunk he's watching old howard stern with him on yeah when he gets super drunk he's looking at his dick remember that time i had a big dick

what do you guys mean you don't have a jerk off the pictures of your own dick how come you don't look like that it's beautiful I'm gonna beat you good really let me down I'm gonna give you two black guys so I had to leave off about

22 minutes into this one because that was too much I can see why I was tapping I'm like no I can't anymore That is such a good archive, Carl. Like, what has it been, a month maybe, a little over? You've kind of been leaking these things are fantastic, dude. I don't know how much you got left, but we got a bunch, man. We got a bunch left.

Heather McDonald is a guest coming up. I can't wait to see him hit on her non-style. Did she pass out and hit her head? Yes, very good. While she was talking about getting the vaccine. That's right. Isn't it weird that people get the vaccine and just pass out? Clunk.

It was the funniest goddamn thing I ever seen. All right. Well, we're going to stop. the funny right now. We're going to talk about Opie. Opie just put out a video yesterday morning, a few Friday. It's called Cracker Barrel, There Was No Problem, All Cap, so it's relevant. It's all the stuff that all the kids are talking about, the Cracker Barrel. brand that's so important uh took out the cracker and the barrel carl it's crazy right yeah so

i could give a shit um this video on his opi radio youtube channel has 13 1103 views i have more evidence of uh opi buying views we'll talk about in a little bit the same video is over on his opi unleashed n yc and that's got a couple hundred views weird how that works Do you think somebody did it for John, too? Didn't you say that whatever show he did today had like 10 grand or something? No, it was 1100. I believe that's legit because this is the first time he's been on camera in many, many months. Well, you wouldn't buy 800 votes.

That's silly. If you're going to buy him, you're going to at least put yourself, I'm sure, in the thousands. Yeah. Opie is really doing a weird thing because his live streams in the morning are getting, I saw one that was 26,000 views on it. He's getting these videos and there's nothing. interesting about the thumbnail or about the title of it. Like I said, the one today,

Cracker Barrel, there was no problem. Who's clicking on that? Nobody is. So none of it makes any sense. And, of course, the comments and the likes don't correlate at all. And I don't know if he thinks that he's getting one over on all of us, plus all of his other videos that when he's not doing the live stream, they still get the same number of views.

They always did. It's nothing. So none of it makes sense. I understand. I understand that videos can go viral and stuff. Like we just did a Howard Stern video recently. I think it's up to like 40,000 views, which is atypical for who are these podcasts. But a lot of our Howard Stern stuff is getting more views.

People are interested in that right now. And so that kind of makes sense. So I look for trends like that. I'm not naive. I know how YouTube works. It's very possible. We can put out a video that gets 13,000 views. Not this video.

Completely impossible, as I'm about to prove to you because Opie's all excited. Hurricane Aaron came through the day before. And this is the most exciting. exciting thing to happen to Grandpa Opie out in the Hamptons. Because... People who's going to get to save, Carl. Well, it's not only that. Weather is the most important thing in this man's life.

And when there's a weather event, he's calling all the grandkids to tell him all about it. There we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We are live way out east on Long Island. As Hurricane Irn passes us by, and as you can see, yeah, we don't have a lot of a beach anymore that's fun for everybody oh yeah oh yeah grandpa uh lot of weather huh you've been playing cards with your friends still would you ever this is not a show yeah jim for dinner last

night over at the home i have figured out based on this video opi has turned into the grandfather you check in on once a month once every six weeks and he gets you caught up on all the exciting things that are happening to him. And wow, he's very excited about this weather event that happened. And I got 40 minutes of video and I just walked the beach bitches just showing you the destruction.

I didn't say a word. The video spoke for itself. You could find that on my YouTube channel Opi Radio, all right? He's so excited. Like, guys, I even made a video. Oh, you did, Grandpa? Yeah, yeah, I'll send it to you.

It's 40 minutes long. Okay. So how do I send that? How do I send a video like that? I don't know. Ask, ask mom. Ask mom how to do that. She'll help you out. So this is the video that Opie's all excited about that he was just talking about in advertising. It's literally just this. That's a swirl right there. It's just him watching the tide coming in. Looking for kids and people drowning. And he never

does say a word. I mean, we can skip around. Who would watch this? You could make this a 45 second video maybe. But for 40 minutes, 41 minutes of just watching waves? Good stuff.

You listen to it while you're trying to sleep. Yeah. That has 623 views. Seems a little more realistic. Well, Opie's very excited at this happened because that means it's garage sale day. but you know what today is a garage sale day so i'm very very excited we get we get one or two of these

every summer this one was extreme it was absolutely extreme i've never seen the water go that high in all the years living out here it was halfway up the dune and it was flirting with going over the top oh my god but the beauty of a day like today now you walk the beach and it's a garage sale it's shit all over the place last year i got a perfect brand new shovel for for digging beach fire so i'm very very excited to see what's out there after the live stream yes is your family excited about this this is crazy he's gonna go on a scavenger hunt right now that's what he's doing right when i was a kid and i mean a kid there would be the carnival that came to town every year sure and sunday morning i would go on the carnival grounds to see what

kind of junk they left behind, you know? And, uh, you know, there's, uh, the I got it balls would be all over the place. They'd grab a couple of those, maybe some change. Go away around. I was poor. I didn't have any money. This fucking, this fucking guy lives in the Hamptons and he's talking about trying to find a shovel or

something at the beach after a weather event. Oh, he was bragging about his shovel. Yeah, grandpa. I remember when you got the shovel, grandpa. I was, that was very exciting for all of us. No, no, you started, you set a photo of the shovel. I remember. It was, it was very cool.

Really, really happy for you. And he looks way better without the beard. And I'm using the term way better very loosely, just without the homeless guy, beard. He actually kind of does look like Opie again. Yeah, I have a comparison. I'm going to show you in a little bit. I think Opie's purple. I think Opie's turning into someone.

But anyway, so Grandpa, are you staying warm? How's the, the weather? How's the temperature out there? Oh, my God. It was like 52 degrees when I woke up this morning out here. That's crazy, right? That is crazy, Grandpa. I know.

Summertime. You wouldn't think it'd be 52 degrees. I hope you packed some sweaters. Oh, wow. How about the seagulls, Grandpa? How are they looking? You feed the seagulls, Grandpa? They need food, too, you know.

Oh, you're watching television, Grandpa? By the way, could someone get little Naz-X and tell him to put his pants on? You know, you see these guys on the TV, right? A little NASX. You see him on the TV. He's got a hit song. Remember that song? Old Town Road at a bit of two.

I can't, I don't know the words, but you know the song, right? I do, Grapp. Yeah, no, I remember that song. That's going to get close. You're pretty close. Oh, my gosh. You're pretty close, Grant. But, yeah, no, I know.

Little Nazax. I know these kids today, right? do do do not even close but thank you for the contacts there crap i remember little nazaxx it's good did you see him run around naked carl little naus ex he didn't see that on tv he saw that on his cell phone because that shit ain't on the news it was just a little nos ex strutting around hollywood boulevard high on edamine or something i don't know yeah he had he had a traffic cone on his hat he was just in tidy whitties walking in the middle of the street and boots he had on boots Yeah, cowboy boots.

They think that he was, they think he might have ODED. Really? Yeah, that's the, that's the news out there. They take him to the hospital. So, uh, any other advice for us, uh, grandpa about how we should be handling our time at the beach? And stop hanging out on the shoreline yelling at surfers. Why are you in the water? Surfers can't wait for hurricane season.

That's why. know what they're doing leave them alone oh so the other guys at the home are yelling at the surfers grandpa but you're yeah you're telling them not to that's cool i'm glad you're the cool one grandpa yeah let them surf that's what they want to do the waves are surfs up they want to do right now what else is going on grabah and and the news once again while we're at it stop with the traffic stop stop we don't stop we don't we're not watching tv in our cars we're obviously uh checking our facebook pages and trying to make TikTok videos as we're flying down the highway going 75 miles an hour. We're not watching TV in our cars.

Are you crazy? So stop doing the traffic. We got Google Maps, you bitch. Grandpa, I know you're the most tuck-sabby guy at the home, but you don't have to show off for me, all right? No more traffic. We need all weather all the time. Right. The irony in this is he's complaining about traffic reports.

When he's giving us his local weather reports, on every episode. Also, I love this idea. Just like, yeah, I'm in the modern guy doing Facebook while driving. Yeah. Are you, grandpa? Is that what you're doing? There was so many old things in there.

Yeah. Going 75. Whoa. And what a 65? Wow. That's crazy. All right. It's FU Friday.

All right. And if there's one thing Grandpa could do, it's complain about stuff. Oh, here you go. Yeah. He goes through. He goes through a list of things that people are complaining about, and then he's got his own gripes. People chewing loudly, yes, that's coming in, of course.

Throat clearing, yeah, of course. These are everyday pet peeves. What about, what about, what about holding chalk in your hand? Am I the only one that can't hold a piece of goddamn chalk in their hands? Is that going in your tight five, Grandpa? Still working on the act for the talent show coming up? The chalk that's going to crush. People are going to like that.

What is he talking about? Holding chalk in your hand. Oh, okay. Hour slap? I think they do it for that. Well, he elaborates on this. Okay. Because this is part of his act.

So he is trying to work up to a punchline. And then he gets a little bit confused. Grandpa gets confused sometimes. Maybe he's shooting pool. When a teacher said, Greg, come up to the front of the classroom, and then she would hand me the chalk. Oh, my God.

It was like holding goddamn kryptonite. yeah male NFL cheerleaders uh yuck uh yuck right a big yuck on that you'd think i'd edit that bitch bitch bitch i did not edit that that was opi's stream of consciousness grandpa you take it all the meds the nurses are giving you you're taking all the meds right you think that was a comment or did his brain just make a hard left there what was that i don't know it's pretty crazy

all right well listen the title of this stream is all about cracker barrel so we got to get into cracker barrel we got one more FU for FU Friday we got a couple people on the green roof today I got one more F Cracker Barrel what I thought you were a snowflake hole

but I thought no you think wrong it's a it's a prime example this Cracker Barrel if you don't know the guy where the old man, I don't even know what his name was. Old man, he's leaning on a goddamn barrel and it says, Cracker Barrel. All I know is their food is delicious. That's all he'd give a shit about. No, no, I know, Grandpa.

Next time I'm in town, we'll definitely go to Cracker Barrel together. We'll get the Amit you like. I know. So, Opie now is fantasizing about how this new logo was unveiled. Because, you know, he used to be an important guy in important meetings. He knows all about this. They got rid of the old man. They got rid of the barrel.

And now it just says, ready for this? Ready for this? Some asshole had to sit in a boardroom. Okay, we got the new logo. And everyone's excited. Oh, my God. The rebranding, we spent a lot of money on these young kids. Let's see what they came up with.

And they do the big reveal. And it just says, bear with me, they said to the bigwigs. Here it is. Cracker Barrel In a safe font Is that what happened? It wasn't a rebrand They just changed the logo, Opie.

Yeah, it's still Cracker Barrel Updated logo. Yeah, it's still spelled the same. Yep. Oh, is that all, Grandpa? That's really cool. Oh, yeah, they did use a font, Grandpa. That is correct.

Oh, look at the time. We got to get going. The only good food there is hash brown cassero, Grandpa, but I'll take you sometime. Hey, Grandpa, do you think maybe you would want to have a job like that? Would you want to come out of retirement to get a job?

Job? Do we got a, do we got a Bud Light situation on our hands? That's what people are saying, we got a bud light situation on our hands right now with this Cracker Barrel. Oh, my God. Can you have met? Can I have that job

where I come up with your new logo and then I walk into the boardroom and I go, here it is. and they're all excited, and all you're doing is showing them the two words, cracker barrel in a safer font with the same fucking colors. Uh, yuck. Yeah, I think there's more to it than that, grandpa, but it seems like there's a lot going on with you. I'm glad we're able to catch up on this.

Oh, you know, you don't want to go just, yeah. I mean, no, I could talk for a little while longer. I got something going on in a little bit, but. I'm sure, you know, maybe you want to talk to mom or something. Oh, my God, he's back. He's back. Oh, my God. Opie.

Wow. Cracker barrel. You, how dare you? How dare you, sir? It's Christopher walking. You know, they rebranded their logo. They rebranded the logo. They do that, too, with the HBO and the Macs for a little while.

They're like, oh, let's just call it Max. Yeah. And then people are like, Like, what's Max? I don't even know Max. I thought I had HBO. Who's Max? And they're like, oh, let's spend $20 million to change it back to HBO.

Right. Oh, grandpa, see, you have a friend. That's awesome. All right. I got to go anyway. Yeah. So you and your friend get caught up. That's excellent.

Maybe you can play a game later or something. He brings on this guy who does Christopher walking. Yeah. Immediately out of the gate. These guys that Opie brings on are all trying to impress him. Like Ron the Wadeah? This loser. Oh, look. Oh, Carl, here's my friend Stone called Steve Austin to talk about

Cracker Barrow. Oh, yeah. And I take something else. Don't you ever go to another Cracker Barrow? You take your ass to Waffle House like you're supposed to, and that's the bottom line. And all this is what I was supposed to like crack up. That's so good. That's so good. Is this a Bud Light situation?

Yeah. Did a trans person make that? dude they said the stock fucking drop now i get it that people make memes and shit like that but they said that lady lost like a hundred million dollars in a day yeah it'll bounce back it's fine 100% it's fine so opi is trying to capitalize on the howard stern news it's going around like the rest of us so he posted a video recently of him talking about howard with uh jacky martling and i don't want to why i keep losing this i don't want to play disrespect the dead like that carl Leave Jackie alone.

Isn't he 98 fucking years old now? Jackie is still going strong somehow. Is he? Yeah. And this is Jackie talking about Howard, which I don't really actually care about, but I want to point something out. I can't believe Howard's still doing radio.

Oh, oh, oh, you know. Does he look like he's talking to his future self? He looks like Jimmy Budgett is. I'm telling you, Opie is turning into Jackie Martling.

They're the same guy. People used to say, what do you think he's going to retire? Where did I make my first mistake? mistake future opi jackie actually has less turkey neck than opi yeah you're right oh wow all right i just wanted to point that out good thought that was fun you know i say more jimmy buffett you think opi looks more like jimmy buffett or you think jacky does the guy that looks like jimmy buffett carl jacky to the joke man marling okay he also looks like joe biden i was in margaritaville

not too long ago and i said why is joe biden singing the cocombeau song or whatever And if Joe Biden did sing the song, what would it sound like? Wait a minute, guy. Come on, man. Very good. All right, let's talk about these 13,000 views. Opie's getting on videos like this. So Billy sent this in again.

He says, from what I've seen, YouTube never lowers the total view count of a video ever, right? So you get the view and it stays a view and it can only go up. From what I can tell, when YouTube detects someone is buying concurrent view, for a YouTube stream, YouTube will freeze the total view count until presumably the real view count catches up with the number already shown. For reference, I've attached a screenshot of my view count log from Chad Zumach's June 11th, 2025 live stream. Let's pull that up, Exhibit A here.

Okay. He says, the number next to the word watching is the concurrent view count. So that's this number here. You have 101, 177, 21, 21, you see. That's the concurrent view count. The actual, yeah. He says, when the concurrent view count goes back to normal, the total view count number freezes, and it stays the same number until the video was deleted, made private, or made members only.

I don't know which. If the video stayed public, the total view count would have started going up eventually. So you can see it freezes here at 1633. Oh, yeah. So Google was just like, this doesn't make any sense. Yeah, that's a mess. I don't know what's going on. So then he says in the opi screenshot from his live stream Wednesday, August 20th at 8.53 a.m.

I'll pull this up. The total view count freezes for almost an hour to 360 viewers while the like count goes up by four. So you can see it right here. It's 357, went to 360. And then Google went, we don't know what's going on here, even though it's from 25 to 29 likes. Hey, Chris, do you have that nerd drop over there somewhere? Maybe. Well, I'm just reporting on the news.

Anthony's been sending me a lot of evidence, too, that shows how many views he has when he ends of the stream. It's like 13,000 or 15,000, and it'll have three comments. And then fast forward five hours later, it still has the same number of views and like seven comments. You can tell when it's shit's way wonky like that, man. It's silly to think that somebody wouldn't notice that. That's what I'm talking about. That is what I'm talking about. You guys ready to play a game?

Yeah. You got a game? Gay. It is not, is it gay? We are poking a dabbler today. Thank you, Cardiff, for putting together for bringing back to poke a dabbler. Oh, hello. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show.

I still have the cadence of two minutes with Tom, but this is clearly to poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl and co-hosts? Are you ready to poke? A tabler. I love you, Cardiff. Little Winnie, well, he don't know what's coming. He don't know what's... When you harass people nonstop,

and now with this stupid MGM card threats, harassing me because of an innocent mistake, when it's not even a credit card, I could see if it was a credit card, I'd be mad. But then again, you pick up the phone, call the credit card company, cancel the card. End of story.

It takes two minutes. What are the damages, Vinny, boy? What are the damages? Or are you going to file a frivolous, a frivolous lawsuit that I'll get thrown out of any fucking real court? Yeah, let's waste court time with, because Winnie's MGM number got released by accident. You know how much shit that you've doxed on me, little Winnie?

Like where I live? And you're going to fucking cry about an MGM? G.M card? What a pussy. You know what? You missed it. I don't know how you can call yourself. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, a New Yorker. Be a man. Next, a lawyer. Four, my friend. And lastly, a Long Islander. To a poke. A dabbler.

So I want it to be B. I'm going with B. I want him to call Vince out and say he's not a man because he's filing a frivolous lawsuit. What do you think there, Jody? Oh, is it Vince? I thought it was Vinnie Paulino. No, this is about Vince the lawyer. Okay.

Is Vince a lawyer from New York? Yes. I don't know much about it. They're talking about it a lot, actually. Vince plays into the thing. He's like, well, we're Long Islander. You and I, we do this kind of thing. And John's always like,

ugh. But that's what I was going to ask is like, I feel like John's the kind of guy that'll take a shot at your home base. And so I'm feeling either A, the New Yorker or Long Islander. And I didn't know if you were both Long Islander guys. Which one are you taking?

Probably Long Island, because it's closer to home. I was going to start with New Yorker, but I think it's lastly. I honestly think it is lastly. I just wanted to be B. That's why I picked that. But that one makes the most sense to me.

Producer Chris? I went B. Okay. You and me are going to be. We want this to be. be that let's figure it out what a pussy you know what you you missed it i don't know how you can call yourself a long islander yep yes you got it jody good that's the one pun silent shape fudgeicle rochy all got it suck on that cum burger because long islanders don't act like such

pussies. Sorry. Yep. Until now. Yeah. If you fucking, if you walked into any pub, any bar in Long Island and you were like,

this guy, this guy released my MGM card, you get thrown out of the fucking, out of the group, out of the bar immediately. Get the fuck out of you. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find

And if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Beautiful. Sit, Eugene. Sit. Good dog. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do. More proof that John sucks at everything. He can't even insult someone.

No. He said no idea. You went to a pub. He always goes to, like, if you do this in a pub, right? Yeah, you throw open the door. That's what I do. Be bashing. Imagine walking a pub being like,

oh, I'm suing for right of publicity. Yeah. Stevie Tomatoes throw you, right the fuck out. Fuck out. Pussy boy. I try that next time you're in town. Dick had going and be like, ooh, somebody's making fun of me so I sued them.

Yeah, I'm getting sued. Oh, it's a... We're going to walk into Stevie Tomatoes next time I'm in town and just be like, yeah, some faggot is suing me for right of publicity. Sorry, Joe. Did I catch you the wrong time? This is a gay part. I'm a shot a load there, Carl.

Thank you. Jody B. Thank you so much for joining us on the show today. People should co-find you on Shitty Song of the Week, as well as Poe Boys podcast. Where can they find that? That's it. You can Google search both. You can Google search both.

We got podcasts there. You can check me out on Twitter at Poe Boy Pod. You can go to www. BioBaday.com. Use promo code Poe Boys. Get 10% off, clean your booty hole like a champion. It's back to school season. and don't go to school or work with a dirty asshole, guys.

That's an interesting selling point. It's a good advice. It is a good advice. Everybody's day should start with a clean asshole. That's what I live by it. I believe in it wholeheartedly. That's my Jesus. It's my bidet.

What's that like? It must be nice. Try it. All right, we got voicemails coming up. But first, we got the news, the Internet News. Internet News with Lucy Typhox. From Patreon, Steve Hanning reports. Just so everyone knows, Scorch is working on a live TikTok show, according to his Facebook.

Vampier Walrus rocks. Just subscribe so I can support the legal fund, FSJ. Sean isn't the only one. I'm still baffled by convenience item. From Facebook, Germs Woodward posts a meme of King Cobra and ads, Drinking Hooch with Ozzy now. Brett Purdy says, through his tears, truly shocking, he lived such a clean life style. Hunter Gill simply posts.

No. Nigel Udaman offers. Congrats on being featured in a New York Post article of Carl, but they misspelled hamburger. Ashley Limey Man notes, Carl really does have that 90s radio guy look. He's like handsome Dan. Eye on Force writes, it finally came down the pike. Art Moreno asks, we dabble in internet gossip?

The fuck is that? From Reddit, candid perception opines. I'll never be tired of opi's spot. viral. Shob can suck a can of horse shit, though. But traditional pie reminds us, Brendan Shob is a member of the Hollywood elite. Never forget. Suspicious Maximum is back acting suspicious. This show has been pretty good. If I have one complaint, it would be that there is not enough Eric Zane. Oh. I know the dude is busy selling out the world, but I feel a better effort could be made to land easy more often. And from YouTube, bang, bang, bang, bang,

comments on steel toe. Did he really think April would just come back if Keanu message her. Chris Green breaks it down. By far the most unlikable guy I've ever seen. I wish nothing but the worst for Aaron in his life. He calls himself box office with 200 people hate watching him a day. His smugness is on another level. Looks like someone has never been humbled in his life and needs to be. Shellback's club gripes about S.J. He would always complain about how Artie would laugh at his own jokes on stage. Biggest hypocrite. Robert Falcone, I can't imagine anything more cringe than a drunk 60-year-old man yelling, Let's get down and party.

Jackpots after dark riffs. John scrapped the wedding roaster's business for the more lucrative funeral roasters. The Higginator makes a good point. The pathos of this drunken, bloated mess stumbling and slurring bad-temperedly through his hackneyed jokes for the millionth time reminds me of the last act of raging bull.

Moonman 66 is depressed. This is just sad to listen to. Someone in his family needs to get a power of attorney over him. And cowardly dabbling plays us out with. How many times does John Goblican have to tell you, Carl? Trolls and Goblins are not the same. How dare you compare him to this troll? Thank you very much, producer Chris and Lucy Tightbox for another excellent recap of the internet news when it comes to who are these podcasts. All right, we have some voicemails. I'm doing a new show.

You probably heard about it, Weight Watchers with Dick Masterson and Johnny the audio engineer and Minnie Paulino. What's up, Carl? This is back in February on the Old Young podcast, I believe. I left a very nice voicemail, suggesting that you, producer, Chris, and the Big Dick Masterson startup podcast where I'll just make fun of fat women on the internet. I got behind a few episodes and getting caught up today. And lo and behold, I hear this fucking butt-toothed cock sucker promoting my intellectual property. And, oh, yeah, it's very intellectual.

He wants 5%. How many fucking lawsuits do you want here, hamburger? Oh, boy. Open myself up. Going for the records. About 45%, but I'm open to negotiations. Call me back. 45%.

Wow. It's a big piece. You're not the only person to think. Wouldn't it be funny if he's got to be in front of fat checks? Yeah. When do they hear about Jemima? Yeah, right? It's going to need 40% of that, too, I would imagine.

Son of a bitch. What's up? Hey, the whole Opie thing and, you know, him inviting Ron the waiter on and getting, like, real immediately kind of boring show-ish. It's because Ron at least understands that he's got to bring something marginally funny to the show because... Brings of energy. Opie's not funny at all, at all.

And I think maybe Ron notices that. Like, hey, I'm at least... He's try-harding his fucking ass off trying to make that shit work. It's not working because he's not super funny because he's infinitely more funny than Opie. So, I don't know. I don't hate on the wrong as much as you all do. He's trying at least. He's tried a little too hard, but I understand it.

I wouldn't be a great co-host with Opie either. I wouldn't know what to do with that. Didn't he do like, I said earlier, has he been like engagement baiting where he said like, oh, rest in peace, we're on the waiter or some shit? And then he does a stream for however long. And then Ron shows up at the end and everybody knows it's bullshit. I feel like that happened recently. I haven't seen that.

Oh, okay. Maybe it was in that super secret discord. I'm in car. You could be right about that. But he named a stream. Rest in peace, we're on the way. And so, like, all the comments were like,

oh, God, oh, no. And he's like, yeah, Ron, this, that, and the other. And then, of course, in the last 15 minutes, Ron, come stumbling the fuck in. And it's like, oh, bastard. Never mind. So disappointing.

Yeah. He's still alive. Great. No, I'm actually mad. This same guy. call it back in again. Hey, it's me. I'm calling back again. I got a little farther in that the Opie segment. And yeah, maybe Ron isn't trying to bring the funny. I think after that first little bit of the show, he stopped trying to be funny any game anymore. But I think

you still should be slightly funnier than Opie, just slightly, before it was, you know, infinitely funnier. Now it's only marginally funnier. Anyway, good luck. Yeah, that, that segment with Ron talking about is aunt offing yourself but thanks to get him and his dad sucking her dick or whatever yeah oh man that guy pretty crazy right there and opi just tiptoed right over it too like that could have been a whole conversation he goes no not today ron yeah we're not getting into that at all right around goes yeah opi you have issues with your family too like your mom's a narcissist so he's like yeah she had some good traits too anyway uh good talking to you fuck what an asshole oh he just refuses to be that guy's friend no i don't

my watch. Yep. Boner guy, calling into the show. Hello, Carl. It's me again. I love you, and I love the show,

but you don't always make it easy, do you? It's on Wednesday's show, episode 649. There you are, asking for money, saying you've got this expensive lawsuit underway.

But then you're there boasting about how you always overpay your loans and pay off your credit cards and everything. And then, what's that? Flashing your phone to the camera.

Ooh, looks especially like an iPhone 15 Pro Max. in natural titanium. Ooh, Mr. Fancy. And then to cap it all off, you're there, saying that a $75 polo shirt isn't even expensive. Oh, that's how much that bill shirt costs.

Someone lost touch with every man, I think, Mr. Heberger. Oh, well, you clearly don't need our money, but I think I will continue to support you by voting to you every week at the creepoff.com. Thanks, mate. Thank you. I do appreciate that. Well, boozy Carl over here.

This shirt is actually free, as you can say. by the 96 W-CMF logo on the sleeve. What did you get at a Goodwill or something? Close. But Carl, you've never been on the radio. Anyway, voter guy,

I have a lot of bills. It's not great. So, could use some help. And 75 bucks is not a lot for a fucking shirt. Not the amount like that he was talking about. Like, oh, look at this fucking fancy guy in the Hantons with a $75 shirt.

I stand by that one. I just thought you were so gay instead of wearing a jersey. You actually wear, like, the coat shirt instead. I would do that. Yeah. This is my Jim Harbaugh shirt, faggett. I do like your Save Gordy shirt that you're wearing today. Oh, you like this?

Yes, I noticed that earlier. This is unauthorized NLO merchandise from that guy Soft Weekly. I don't know him very well, but he mailed me drugs with a shirt around it. No shit. Good old soft. Yeah, what a nice guy, huh? We'll see Soft in Detroit at the Magic Bag. Maybe he'll bring you drugs in a save Gordy shirt.

You should ask you. I'm asking him now. Yeah. I'm putting it out there. I'm also asking. All right. Joe in Pennsylvania. Hey, Carl, gang.

It's Joe from Pennsylvania. Long time, long time. You were talking about chapter stops on the audio files. Oh, yeah. Four things. And you don't want to do it because you don't want people skipping stuff, right? And I'm a day one-ish listener back where there was like maybe like single-digit episodes. Wow.

I've lived through the John stuff and everything else. But I'm a Patreon subscriber, so if I see Brendan Schaub's stupid face, I notice Skip. Again, I don't care about Brandon Schaub. He stinks. The Cyrax stuff was very sad, and I did skip that. I think maybe if I didn't see Cyrax, I probably wouldn't listen to all of it, but I even listen to Dick, and his annoying voice. But I love you, Carl, and I hope you smush John like the bug that he is. don't call me back thank you very much but you know if you listen to brend and shop it might grow on you

and you might go oh this is actually interesting from this angle and that angle that's why you got to listen to the whole show i only put out things that are fan fucking tastic i like it carl i don't think like people are so used to the instant gratification nowadays it's like we're all children of back in the day we had like commercials and lines and stuff and you just have to learn to fucking wait so yeah sit through it it's even worse than that you would be driving to a meeting or to class or something and Howard's talking about so-and-so's coming in or they got this bit or you can't I can't believe this phone call from yesterday and you're like get to it it's like fuck I miss I'm missing it's all about sacrifice sometimes you don't get to hear the thing you want to

fucking hear asshole or you got a risk and showing up late to where you're going so life decisions man we're different it's way better now things are way better now great see moose calling in oh hoi hoi great seam is here can we get some messed on for my boy brent oh call me back The rest of peace. Yeah. There's another one that came in. So I've always heard the news about the Brent, because it's a horror as a map. Let's the math's not a horror report.

Let's go! Trent will be missed. Very sad. That's terrible. I never heard about Mastodonics set for you, Carl. So thank you so much for exposing me to Mastodon. Mastodon's awesome. But Brent was kicked out of the band not too long ago.

But he was a founding member of that band and was a huge part of all of their success. So, very sad. And my buddy, Bill, has been in the last. He's on a fishing trip in Alaska, the guitarist for the band. So I don't even know. He probably knows by now, I would imagine. But imagine if he doesn't get any fish and then also Brent died or whatever. Buck, this is the worst trip ever.

I'm sure he's doing five with the fish. Monday's calling in. Hey, Carl, it's Mondays. I was just listening to The Wednesday show. And I wanted to point something out while listening to the Yopi segment. He started to do that fake laugh now whenever someone's trying. calling him, and they're like, okay, you're gone. That's identical to King Covered JFS back in the day.

During ARP, he had called a Donate to Talk Shit, where people would, it was early Super Tips, where people would donate money and the AI voice would read something for him. Then he would fake laugh and then ban them. It's sad what he's becoming, and he won't listen to any advice otherwise. Spoiler alert. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, by the way, that call came in before. king copper passed away that's what i was saying yeah monday's called in with that

how obvious is it carl if you have people that aren't like calling another voicemail to leave a message to say hey look at this guy and how fucked up he is like damn yeah i mean opi's going down a dark path i think we could all agree on that go screw all right fair enough me at one of the shows, but everybody kind of missed it. He called them just, a matter of fact, Lee, Cumbreath. Another win for the Cove. Okay, Cumbreath, sounds great. Deluxe, out.

Thanks, Deluxe. I appreciate it. Damn. Last one coming in. Carl, yesterday I heard about Brenn Heins for Mastod, and today it's King Cobra. How much more can my heart take? Give my condolences to a blind mic, please. We'll do. I know he needs it in his trying time. I know.

Well, we'll certainly discuss it on who are these socials this week because King Cobra is a big part of that show. Not so much of this show. But he will be missed. Very sad. Any final words? Jody, I feel like he just froze up on me. I don't know a lot about King Cobra. Didn't he, like, drink just alcohol a lot in rage?

Was that his thing? Yeah, he would drink alcohol a lot. He would also eat the worst food possible. If people sent him terrible food, he'd eat him. Or he would, like, make snacks. snacks for himself. I think he would make alcohol for himself. He did that too, yeah.

They send snacks. Like, you mean Uber eats or like mail him snacks to eat? I think Uber eats probably. Okay. So not like a box of pork rinds or something because I don't think I would trust anybody like that. Oh, yeah, he shouldn't trust anybody. Right. Yeah, the internet.

I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I'm sorry. Opie cut you off there.

Oh, the internet. at fame. It's a double-edged sword, dude. It sure is. You only get famous enough to get food delivered your house every day and still fucking drink yourself to death. Or you can get famous enough to get fucking sued. Bye. Boom.

A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom. I got to go. Bye. Okay, bye. That was a great episode. That was really great. I gotta go, bye

Man, that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that I don't know Who gives a shit Why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here Ah, Carl

I love you Don't you Don't you worry about it Don't you worry about it Don't you worry about Well, you should be worried about it actually Sorry, take that back You shouldn't be very worried

Be very, very worried Oh.