Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep651 - Stuttering John is BACK, Opie and Ron, Steel Toe, AJ Benza

Episode Date: August 28, 2025

We start things off this week with Adam breaking down The Opie and Ron Show. Ron recently saw Jeff Ross and even got to talk to him. Opie doesn’t know how to feel about it because (a) Jeff Ross is still successful and Opie is not and (b) roast comedians are meanies and Opie doesn’t like getting made fun of. Opie shows his true nature when he reveals his solution to make comedy roasts a better product. And spoiler, Ron is not getting laid and never will ever again. Adam Busch then brings in a new segment, “Worst of the Verse” in which he highlights the top 5 worst acting performances this week in the Dabbleverse. We cover AJ Benza discussing the lolsuit, Opie, and Howard Stern. Stuttering John is all the way back in the DV, recording shows everyday and going hard at Kevin Brennan, aka, Pinky. Steel Toe has two hearings on Friday to defend the ridiculous HROs he took out on Nick Rekieta and Patrick Melton. In true Aaron Imholte fashion, he’s extremely cocky about what’s going to happen. Megan and Annie join us as we play a round of “Is It Gay?” followed by Cardiff’s “To Poke a Dabbler.” We finish things off with recent Spotify comments, reviews, and your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and of course, with me every Wednesday, the Joe who went over to Dickmaster, the Joe, the Jew who went over to Dick Masters' house and left a white nationalist. Adam Bush is here. What's up, Adam? What a time to be alive and well in the Dappleverse. For real, producer Chris, also with us in studio.

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down the drain her autobiography and is so full of whoppers every time we do it I go I love this book it's actually very entertaining it's not insensical and it's supposedly real things that happen in her life and there's just no way any of it's possible

she's literally on the lamp she's 16 years old in New York City there's missing signs for her all over the city and she's hiding out at her boyfriend's mom's place in the Bronx and detectives are coming by trying to find her but really it's no

none of it's real none of it can possibly be real her boyfriend is wanted for he was paid to punch out a high schooler with brass knuckles and he almost killed this kid and so he's like in hiding

his boyfriend Patrick Michael his name was Ace right if this is Ace yeah no shit and then she's all devastated because a warrant comes for his arrest and you know what she was upset about she didn't know that his real name was Simon You think it was Ace?

Most people named Ace. I never would have dated you. Right. I wouldn't be caught dead with a Simon. Not the fact that he almost murdered a 17-year-old on school grounds, just the fact that he's... No, that was cool. Yeah.

Anyway. But Ace does it. Anyway, the book is ridiculous, and we cover that and some other stuff when I get together with Blind Mike. So check that out on Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. We will be live in almost just over a week. Yeah.

shit, September 5th is coming soon. So get your tickets at WATP Live.com and come see all of us at the Villa Romo Resort, part of Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel. And we'll be there September 5th, but there's events going on the 3rd through the 7th. People are just going to be hanging there, spending, you know, spending the weekend there at the resort, lots of activities, lots of things to do. I finally filled out my questionnaire. Oh, good.

Yeah, so I told Chrissy all the things that I would enjoy doing while I'm there. Come for the poker game, stay for the orgy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the Orgy 10 is still attacked at this place. It's not like Burning Man. So come down for that. Adam seems unamused. They said I'm on the waiting list, but I didn't see a lot of people signed up.

So I'm wondering what's happening with that. They're waiting for one other person. Still wouldn't be an orgy now I think about it. Hmm. This is a real problem. WTP Live.com is where you can go to get your tickets. And come hang with us and see the show. We're having a poster made for people who come out to the show.

Mint salad is putting that together for us. And, yeah, it's coming together nicely. I'm excited about it. Also, we encourage our listeners. Give us five stars on Apple Podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over us in the comment section today. And we'll be bringing the new segment, worst of the verse, this week in bad acting. Also, AJ Benza's take on the lullsuit. or, as people are calling it, the skull suit,

and his take on Opie's take on Howard Stern's contract. So we have some AJ Ben's in again, too. Suttering John is just 100% back in the Dabbleverse, with shows every day. He's mixing up with everyone but Shulie and me. Aaron from Steeltoe discusses the H.R.O. hearings he has on Friday against Patrick Melton and Nick Ricada. And I'm sure he learned his lesson from that felony that he was going to court for,

that he ended up in jail. he thought he was going to get a $50 fine. I'm sure he's not like calling his shot and letting us know that he's going to win, right? Because he'd be smarter than that. Not if I know him. Yeah, you do know him then. That's true.

It's not great. Also, another round of Is It Gay with Review Girl Megan, the return of to poke a dabbler with Cardiff Electric. Nice. But first, Adam Bush was checking out the Opium Ron show. A show that is blowing up. It might be one of the biggest shows that we cover now. 24,000 views in one day

Yeah, it's crazy On the show with two fucking idiots Makes nothing but sense I'm sure that's what's going on So Adam Take it away This is an episode called

Trump Cracks Me Up That Opie put out Yesterday morning Yeah I wasn't interested in any of his Trump talk But I did get very into his lack of opinions what you'll notice here is that he can't hold an opinion on anything he has to give you every possible opinion that could exist for the topic at one point and then just hope

one of them sticks well yeah then he can't be wrong exactly i said that yeah it's his entire approach to podcasting is just somebody's bound to like one of these things so here's his hot take on religion to start off i i don't want to call any religion stupid certainly i don't right I don't, because if it gets you through this thing we call life, whatever. But these religious traditions, not, I'm just knock it off. Good one. Very good. Very good.

Thank you, Opie. So glad we tuned in. So what he was talking about there is eating kosher, something that the Jewish people do. I know a little bit about this because my dad converted to Judaism and started eating kosher. My poor mom. What a pain in the ass that is. So I'm actually with Opie on this one. Like, yeah, some of these traditions we can kind of move on from.

Let's be a little more practical in 2025. Well, there's also just like you can just not eat one or two of the things they say not to eat, or you can go crazy and separate your knives and forks, and these things can't touch and they have to be separate. It can go as crazy as you want it to go. That's true. That's how it always goes. In this next one, Opie pulls a classic prank on his audience. To the idiots out there, I posted a 40-minute video where I walked.

this beach as the hurricane or an offshore was passing by. The waves were insane. They almost went over the dune for the first time since I've been living out here. It was pretty wild. And as I'm I walked the beach for 40 minutes and then I titled the video

huge waves destroys Hampton's beach. And then everyone, you know, all the do-gooders of the comments. Actually, now the beach will be just fine. I'm like, shut up. You're going to ruin it. Shut up. you're going to ruin it.

Of course the beach is going to be fine, but who the fuck's going to click on my video if I say, hey, the beach is going to be fine, but look at these wild waves. It's all about clickbait. Look, the beach is back. It's all about clickbait. You're saying the quiet part out, Opie. No one's ever going to want to click on one of your videos again if you're just admitting that it's all a lie.

And it doesn't help the algorithm. People click in and go, oh, this is not what I want to watch. And they get out or they hit the thumbs down. on it, seems like a bad strategy. Also, the people that are watching you think you're a fucking supervillain. Like, you're the bad guy, Opie. You understand that no one is in favor of this prank. You're just the bad guy.

No, he's the only source of real news out there, Adam. If you want to know what's going on with the weather, we got to go to Opie to find out. He puts his camera up, that live stream just of the ocean. He'll do it overnight because he wants to be the guy that people actually go to for access to the ocean and for wrong breaking news as it develops. What an asshole. He's nailing it. I do feel like this is as close to the ocean as Ron has ever gotten.

Oh, I don't. Ronald will never get close to the ocean than this. He's never going to get close to Opie. I don't think they're ever going to be in the same room together ever again. But Ron went out to Jeff Ross's Broadway show by himself. And he went to see it and he is talking to. Opie, about Jeff Ross and Opie gives his opinion on him. Did he walk around and just roast everybody in the crowd?

Oh, my God. Was it wild? Were people- Wait, I want to hear about when he was on your show. Was he on, like, just once or a couple times? No, I'm just, I'm just kind of fucking being a dick on purpose. He was always good on Opin Anthony, to be honest. Was it?

Yeah, he was good. get. Oh, I thought you said he was there. You know, listen, I'm just, I'm just sick of the roast thing. I really am sick of the roast thing. I wonder why Opie's sick of the roast thing. I have a theory. You go first.

What does this guy just going around making fun of jerks? What do you do? Just laughing at losers all the time. We want to see that. I do. That sounds fun. Yeah, you're not the kind of person to tell people that there's a life-threatening hurricane when there isn't, or that the water has breached

to Hamptons when it hasn't. That kind of good natured ribbing. He doesn't know whether to say he likes him or he doesn't. He just doesn't know what to do because he's blinded by jealousy, bitterness, and rage. Jeff is succeeding and they once knew each other. So he's so fucking angry. This is why he stays home. Isn't that funny?

And that's the, you know, you see Ron is so naive there. We're just like, oh, I thought you liked him. You used to be on your show and stuff, right? And I was just like, oh, yeah. I don't know how to feel, actually. My bad. I was just ready to say everything sucks. Imagine if he just based his opinion on whether he thought the guy was funny or not.

Imagine if, yeah. So now he is going to use this similar. Hold on, Adam. I got to cut you up right there because that is one of the things. We've been watching this happen with all of these guys that we like to analyze in the dabbled verse. And it seems like one of the things they all have in common, there's a lot of them, is that their opinion of others' talent is basically. based on others' opinion of them.

We've seen this. We call that being Zumachian. Right. He originated it. We see this crap up all the time. We're just like, you know, oh, KB isn't funny. You know, he doesn't like my show, so he's not funny. Well, no, Kevin Brett is obviously funny.

He's just a lunatic. Yeah, just not on his show, but he was one. He used to be funny on the show. That's true. But no, you see that all the time with these guys. So Opie's just on the offensive here. Or it's like, oh, Jeff Ross, he's probably talking shit about me. And we're going to find out that it's actually not the case at all.

And Opie's going to feel bad about that. But first, where were we going? Well, the problem, just to add on to that, the problem is if Jeff wasn't doing as well as Opie, Opie would be shitting on him, just like he does Ron. So he just comes off as an awful person, especially as he spreads this idea to what to do to improve the roasts. I told you. I think I told you. no one would make these uh roast way better way better if you say some shit that the celebrity

doesn't like he gets to stand up like a mike tyson and fucking knock you out we mean a will smith how yeah do a will smith and i don't like will smith i'm team fucking chris rock but i'm talking about those stupid celebrity roast where these these cocky i was going to say let's know they're like seedless celebrities get up there and just crush an A-lister. The A-lister should be able to get up and not, you know, go back at him with roast jokes. They should be able to

get up and fucking punch him in the head. That would make roasting amazing. Well put, Ron. I don't know about that. This is and as I'm watching this, I'm going, okay, Opie's been getting beat up by

guys he thinks are way beneath him. So, and this is mine, he's the A-Lister, who some comic is calling out. And he's like, I just want to fucking punch these people. The guys in their basement? Yeah, these low-level podcasters. These low-level losers in their basement who are making fun of my show. Well, now it gets way more views than I do, so I can't make fun of that anymore. But, yeah, isn't that interesting?

That's his take on it. And even as he's processing that take as Ron the waiter, who's the slowest adult on any of these shows, goes, oh, like Will Smith. And then Opie's like, yeah, like, I mean, I don't. like Will Smith, but, but yeah, yes, that's what I wanted to have happened. It's like, no, that was actually a terrible thing. Nobody likes that. Nobody likes someone making a joke about someone, their response is punching them in the face. And I appreciate that you took the time to give like a reasoning or a motive behind why he feels that way.

The truth is, this extends to everything. Pretty much everyone he sees and everything he comes across, he just wants to punch in the face. And Opie, weren't you the guy who had a moment by, like, shoving these celebrities in their place? If people were roasting Shannon, Elizabeth, there's some pretty girl from the 90s, are you telling me if she got up and smacked Greg Giroldo in the face, you and your crew would have been like, yeah, give it to that comic. We're on your side. This is like you've completely become the enemy.

Like people accuse Howard Stern of becoming IMAIS. You've now become the celebrity who's too sensitive to be even mentioned. Yeah, I'll never forget when Reese Witherspoon called into the Opin Anthony show. That's the one, yeah. I believe it was Reese, and Opie just hung up on her, like, mid-sentence. Kind of funny. It's kind of funny. Yeah, right.

I had no problem with that. No one who's an Opie-Nthney fan needs to hear what Reese Withersport has to say about our new movie that's coming out. We don't care. So it's kind of funny that he did that. Yeah. And now Opey's going, she should have punched me in the face for doing that. Or maybe Opey's thinking, like, everyone should have a cake that he could just

stop on in front of them to get back at them when they're mean. He just needs to be on top. And unfortunately, his way of thinking is. limited to just comedy and showbiz as we see now as he tries to solve the flag desecl issue that's coming up the the the the freedom to express ourselves without persecution i got the solution of that because it's a big hot button topic it's a hot button topic you got people that will burn the american flag right yeah they should make it legal for you to punch them in the face because they burned the american flag unbelievable

Who is that substitute teacher from The Simpsons? He was like, well, that's a lashing. You get another lashing? What was it? Something like that. He's got one solution for everything. That's a paddling. Yeah, it's a paddling.

Yep. Thanks, Opie. Thanks, Grandpa. So, what do you think happens when Ron... What's that movie where there's like one day a year where you can just go commit any crime you want? The perch. I think that's kind of what Opie is describing here. Right?

The punch. He just wants to get removed. avenge on everyone he doesn't like. Can I just say that one day a year and it's cool? Sure. He doesn't want it for the nation. He just wants it for him. Well, right. Yes. Right. Good point. Yeah. Which is like a mental disorder. I think there's probably a specific name for it. Yeah. Where you think the whole world is against you and you need to punch him in the face. It's borderline personality disorder, I would imagine. Something like that.

Something like that. I don't know. I don't even care. I just like watching it. So when a recluse like this who desperately needs to go outside and be around people, how do you think he responds when Ron invites him to the, what is it, the Joe Perry band in New York City. Joe Perry Project, yeah. This is a big deal that's going on right now. I want to go, Ron. Wait a minute. You don't want to go.

Hey, Chris Robinson is froning the Joe Perry. We should go. I ain't leaving this spot. I only got a few more days at the beach before I have to, like, get back to that hellhole. I ain't going anywhere. but it does sound like that does sound like an amazing show and honestly if i was in new york i probably would take you up on that offer to check it out you're a liar you're not that far from new york and i bet obvi does want to see that show yep but he's not a good liar i was listening to audio

from it because they they do a bunch of the black crow stuff and they're doing the aerosmiths up and christ robinson sounds great on it so i would imagine a guy like the opster would be like fucking yeah i love all this music that's going on but when rod asked you to go you're like, I don't know, I'm washing my hair. You never wash your hair. I don't, but that's the night. I'm actually watching my hair. He didn't even feel obligated to come up with an excuse.

Right. I'd kind of rather be at my beach-outs. Okay. Fair enough. Wow. Now, I know this all seems kind of tame, but very much like that, you have a friend that comes over and you hang out and then right as they're leaving, they're like, one second, and then they tell you what they're really here for, what's really been on their mind.

I feel like that's what happens with Ron. right here, because he slips something at the end that is very powerful. Oh, but before we get to that, yeah, yeah, let's do this one. This is great. Ron was talking to Jeff Ross after the show, and Opie came up, and he's telling Opie about it. Yeah, so this is funny, because we remember earlier the conversation, Opie's like, oh, what was Jeff Ross doing, making fun of people, or what was he up to? And then here's this.

That's a nice way to end. Not really. Hey, can I say this? But you did very well today. You were a little wordy with the Jeff Frost thing. The Jeff Frost thing, I had to help. I had to help you pump that up because people were out there going, who gives a shit? You know what's funny, though, Opie?

It's like he was so excited that I was connected to you. He was praising you. And he kept saying O&A and Opie. I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. I was like, what the, I literally said to him, what's O&A? And he goes, Opie and Anthony. And I was like, I got embarrassed. I'm like, oh, my God, I'm sorry.

You know, he's a good guy. You know what? It's also weird. It's like weird, like, outside of you, like, to see people excited about you. Like, I've never seen, like, oh, my God, I love Opie. Like, you know what I mean? It's weird. Well, that's why I'm a recluse now. I'm not used to it. That's why I'm a recluse. I know. I know. I'm not used to going, oh, my God, I love Opie. I just, I'm not really, you know.

We're turning this thing around. More and more people are saying, I love Opie. So we're getting there. And then maybe I don't have to be a recluse anymore. All right, Ron, I got to go, for real. Ron Berman, um, wow, Ron the waiter, getting some shots. Yeah, this is Clay Dabbler talking about Spike Lee. Right. Yeah, what's he doing it?

The same thing that you're at. That was very telling where he's like, I couldn't believe it. I'm talking to Jeff Ross, and he didn't have a bad thing to say about you. I've never heard that before. A guy who's dealt with you and met you in real life, and he said that he said that he likes you and wanted to say what's up. Opie's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. No, seriously, I was really surprised. This has never

happened before. Opie's like, no, no, I know. We're getting there. We're getting some people on our side. No, no, no, it was crazy. I couldn't fucking believe there was a guy who wanted to say hi to you. I was excited that I was friends with you. It's never happened before. Are you related to him? Are you Opie's brother?

It's impossible. Right. That was very funny. And it's good to know that the criteria it takes to be in Opie's good graces is the same criteria it takes to be one of Chad's Coomia's cucks. It's like if you're nice to him, you're in. If you're not, then you're Coomia's cuck. Like, you're untalented and unfunny if you're not nice to Opie all of a sudden.

Well, yeah, and that's a good point. Going back to what I was saying before, and you said Chad kind of invented it. Chad was really called out, rightfully so, when he never talks about Shulie on his Coomia Cucks program. I think it's why I had to change it to World War Z or whatever he's doing. because if you're just mad at everyone who likes Anthony and has him on their show, Shilly doesn't bother than all of us.

Anthony's always on Shilly's show. But it's like, yeah, but I'm friends with Shulie, so he's out of cock. And he said it straight to my face when we interviewed each other. But he, even though he's been called out and it's been pointed out, he still will not change that, which is fascinating. The other thing that's, I found odd about this, and I zoom in on this, I hate the vertical screen that Obie's, doing now. So I zoom in when I'm editing these things. You can't see, but there's a

scroller going across the top. And it says full HD video of this is on Opie Radio. And I think, okay, so what is advertising is, if you want to watch the 16 by 9 normal broadcast, I can find that on the Opie Radio YouTube channel. It's not there. Oh. So I don't know why that, did you notice that Adam? That was scrolling across the whole time? No. Oh, okay. No, I put it in full screen, I just know that he has like two or three versions of the same video available just to dilute the audience, I guess. It's just the stupidest idea. For a while he was doing different titles and different thumbnails. I don't even think he's doing that anymore. I think it's just the same title and thumbnail. It's a lot of work. Right. Yeah. It's good point. And it's crazy

when one has 30,000 views and the other has 200 and it's the same video. Yeah. It's almost like, what are you doing? What are you doing with that? All right. You got one more clip from this episode. This is my favorite one. Ron comes in with the, he brings the heat right at the end. He frustrates a hell out of me. I don't think people realize this. Like, we're bonded on several major issues.

All right. We have mommy issues. We have mommy issues. We don't talk to our mother. And we have that virgin thing going. Do we really? We do, though. Do we really?

Well, I do. Boy, you're a mid and you're a virgin? Oh, because. I'm going to admit. This is the second time he's brought this up, too. I don't know why he needs this attention. He said this before to Opin. Opie just kind of glanced over it.

But we played on this show where he's just like, yeah, we're both virgins. Huh? You want to make fun of me? We're being an insult? Uh? And then finally, Opie has to address it here. Well, I do. Or you're admitting you're a virgin?

Opie, I'm going to admit something and I'm going to admit something and this is the truth. Are you ready for this? Oh, my God. You want to break in news? Yeah. I haven't had sex or intercourse since the pandemic. It just hasn't happened yet. Okay.

I want to point something out because I've learned to read between the lines on some of these things that these people say on these shows. Saying I haven't had sex since the pandemic is definitely true. But I bet it was a long time before that as well. Sure. I've had sex in five years. I also haven't had sex in 40 years, but I haven't had sex in five years. too. Yeah.

Wait, but what about intercourse? I know. He just sounded... I tried drugs once. I'm ready to explode. It's been, what, five years now? Opie. You know what I mean?

I may have to go to a massage parla. It's been a while. I feel like a virgin again. My roommate's looking at me red. All right, I got to go, Opie. Are we still lost? Why are you looking at me like that? Are you going to help me?

Wait a minute. You're going to help me? Opie, I have needs. Opie, I have needs. What is happening? Maybe I should fix my bed. Then maybe. I'll be I got to go.

Bye. Bye, everybody. Opie made that as awkward as possible for everyone. Yep. Which I don't blame him because that's a weird thing to drop at the end right there. Are you going to help me, Opie? Was he asking for Opie to give him a handy, or does he think he's a wingman? Do you want to explode together?

Are you going to help me? I'm not even to do a concert with you that I want to go to. I'm not going to help me get laid. It's a bridge too far. But I think that is why he insisted on bringing this up. I think there was an episode where he asked for a mattress, and I jumped into his DMs, and I offered him a mattress. And I think he's thinking, okay, I'm going to mention this on the air.

Something might find its way to me. And he actually says, are you going to help me, O.P., Like, I'm not getting paid. I didn't get a mattress. You're not my friend. You won't go to the show with me. Can you just help me in any way? Can this thing benefit me and not just be about you?

And Opie does the worst thing a friend can do, the worst thing a host can do, a broadcast, just as a person, and a hundred percent failure to just stare at him in disgusted silence. Help me, Opie Wan. You're my only. Well played. You're dorky. I know, shut up. Yeah, you're right.

I didn't even think about that. You're not the only person trying to get him a mattress, by the way. There's another person that we all know. Oh, I hope so. Good, because he deserves one. I know. I hope he gets it. And if this person ends up purchasing him a mattress, it's going to make Opie

look really bad. But that's not the point. The point is, that's an interesting insight you just had. Where Ron's going, all right, I know I get some attention, whether it's from the show directly or people clipping it or whatever. Or the whoopee cushion costume. That was. Phenomenal.

I can't believe to get laid that night. Right. I love a comedian. Oh, when he was singing Fiddler on the roof outside the get parts, I can't believe that didn't work for him. He is pussy repellent, this man. He's definitely never going to get laid again. Well, as we know, it compounds on itself after it goes on for so long, and you end up with

displays like this, which honestly is his only, like, cry for a help. He doesn't care of his roommate knows, the audience. His host, he's desperate. We've seen it in John. We see it in him. Someone needs to help him or someone's going to die. You're right, though. His roommate sits next to him when he's on these shows.

This is like their big day. They're like really excited. Like, oh, you're going to be on with Opie today? And he just sits there and watches them. I know. It's so sad. It's so sad. That look, you just gave me, Chris.

I don't know. That was real. That was genuine. I just think of Scorge and Mike in the RV. Yes. And how short that, like. Yeah, Mike's like, oh, what the... And they were roommates.

I know. So what was I thinking, Mike said. You actually hunted down some of Ron stand-up. I know we've played some of Ron stand-up on the program before, but these are some new bits that he has. I feel like it's worth just reminding us how he spends his time when he's not with Hopi. Okay. Okay. I do a say if I would do that.

I would go, um, excuse me. Um, before I. Because he's so shrill and his accent's so ridiculous, the setup is a Jewish vampire would, okay? So, I mean, it was very difficult to hear, so I just wanted to give him that. So in case people are trying to figure out the jokes. A Jewish vampire would go, um, excuse me, um, before I invite you. Um, have you had any show this or Bork products in the past 12 hours? Um, you look a little fat.

Uh, does high cholesterol or diabetes running your family? How's your credit when you got to go to a skull? The rancher is no Jewish vampire because there's not paying to ban heathes. They developed the media because you're brutal to kill. Have you ever seen human Jews? That was his clip that he put out on his Instagram. That's not like us clipping it to make it look bad. And we're not making fun of Warren, so don't get mad at him.

Right. Here's how we know there's a disconnect. he, Ron, thinks he needs to put on a funny voice to do a Jewish accent. Right. Good point. The other thing, too, is, like, he kind of lost the thread. At first, it's just, like, you know, vampires drink

blood, so they're worried about cholesterol and things like that. And then they're going to do it, like, credit scores, or what school you went to? What does that have to do with anything? They're just Jewish stereotypes. Yeah, cool. That's what he's trying to... It's interesting how fast he talks with, he'll be like,

he can't get a word out. he's spittering, it's sputtering, and here it's so slow and belabored. Everything is repeated, and there's so much space and time. It's almost like listening to like a children's story, being read to kids. It's so over-exaggerated. It doesn't feel like it's for adults. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

This sounds like a children's entertainment program, where it's a lot of loud noises, and I don't appear. And here's another example. Look, there's one of those kids. Vampires, get up! How do you know it to eat vampires eat you? Because they're feeding biting on

Chinese food delivery guys. Yeah. I'll give him credit, man. This guy was just like, Jewish vampires. And he came out with a bunch of angles for that one. Oh, I know.

I'll shriek. Yeah. it's good stuff and if you're just listening the amount of movement and gesticulating you imagine he's putting into that joke doesn't even touch it

he is like having a seizure with every line yeah he doesn't know what else to do no he's not he's not quite sure well thank you Adam for checking out the opster for us and seeing what he's up to with his buddy Ron and

I am calling this right now there's no way that Ron and Opie do anything together outside of drinking at Gebhard's during the live streams that he does from Gebhardt. Opie wants nothing to do with Ron. They wouldn't have lunch together.

They're certainly not going to do a concert together. Ron's never going to visit one of Opie's houses. Oh, no. For sure. And in Ron's defense, it's not just Ron. Like, I don't think Opie has figured out how to go to a show when he's not a famous guy. I don't think he's done it.

I don't think he's been to a show or he doesn't have a pass or they know he's coming and he gets what is that what is that what is well you know you're in i'm just saying he doesn't know how to not be a celebrity in public yet so that's why he's saying if if people start paying attention to me again i won't be such so much of a recluse like he said it out loud if they were my fans again i could go to the show but i don't know how to just be a regular person so i'm going to keep hiding in my whatever and pretending i'm not it's funny rosy o'd Donald told story it might have been on howard stern because i don't know why else to be listening to Rosie O'Donnell.

But she told a story, so she was famous. She had her TV show and everything, and then that all went away, and then she wasn't famous, and then she got back on the view and she was famous again. So in that time when she was, everything went away, she got tickets to the Super Bowl. And she explained, she did not know how to just be a GA general admission Super Bowl ticket holder without all the perks and all the things that, you know, celebrities get. She's just sitting in regular seats with regular Joe's around her, and she was complaining about it. She's like, there needs to be training

for past celebrities on how to navigate the world. Opie doesn't want to be seen at the show without getting the VIP treatment because he doesn't want that question. Oh, look, it's Opie. Hey, what's up, man? What are you doing here with us? That's right. That's the problem.

That's funny. What happens is you become such a fan of something or you love something so much, you don't care. You just want to see your favorite band play live. And that's why Conan O'Brien, standing in the back of the theater to watch Bob Dylan and everyone, and he's tall and noticeable,

and even Howard is going to sit in the Hamptons for that show he wants to see. Like, if you care about something, you'll put up with it, and people will see that and probably respect it because now you're one of them. You're all in the same boat. You just want to see the football team win. You just want to see the band play. But he doesn't have, he doesn't even know if Jeff Ross is funny or not.

He can't make up his mind. Right. It's a good point. Adam, you put together a little package for us today. I did. There's a lot of people performing and acting in the Dammelverse on their streams, and I thought it might be nice to highlight five of the best, worst performances we've seen. Well, you would know about acting. That's your profession in life. So I trust your judgment on this. Let's go five down to number one. We'll do a little countdown on this.

Fantastic. Coming in at number five of the worst performances from the Dablerverse this week is Rob Saul with his attempt at a classic Kumia-style takedown. You claim to know the motive of why stuttering John does every move in his life. I don't know why this isn't showing the video. Hold on. I bet there's a way I can present this.

That would be better than not being able to see it. I mean, you're really not missing that much from not seeing Rob. We all know what it looks like. It's sweatier than normal. We can kind of picture that. I hear you. But let me just find real quick and pull it up.

Plus, I get something at the other to do, which is nice. What do you think, real quick, Rob Saul's thoughts on Clearwater Chad, when presented with Clearwater Chad, do you think he sees him as a colleague and kind of a similarly, you know, dabble-versed guy, or do you think he sees him as competition?

What do you think? Definitely not competition. Yeah, he's a peer. When that guy appeared on the screen, he called him a fat fuck. this dumb, fat, fuck. I should have known. And then when Nastyneal was like, you know, he's autistic,

and he's like, oh, so he's stupid and he's fat. Oh, no. It's like, Rob. He's playing up to S.J. Right. The boss is going to love this. All right. Here we go.

You claim to know the motive of why stuttering John does every move in his life. You claim to know every reason I do what I do and everything I say. It's because of this and that and the theory I say. No, it is you. You just kind of, you know, just fucking pouring out your own fucking insides of what you're doing. It's insane. Projection. You're looking for that round projection.

Oh, no. Wow. This guy sucks. He's such a bad broadcaster. I've never understood. Cell comes out, he's just like, I'm a radio guy. He used to be on the radio, I'd interview all these people. She's just like, there's no evidence of that.

You're terrible at this. So in this clip, he's accusing who of what? He's actually accusing me of claiming to know why people do what they do because we watched a clip of him and he goes off camera for a while when he was live streaming from his job, from the back of his job.

And we couldn't figure out why he was doing it. So we guessed as to why, and we have no answer. No one will tell us. He won't tell us. And I guess we guessed incorrectly who we was talking to was not his boss. It was another coworker. And therefore, the entire point, that's what they do. They concentrate on the little minutia so they can avoid the bigger point.

The point is, why are you live streaming from your work listing your credits? Okay. It's not because your boss was there. It was for whatever reason you want. Why were you doing it if you won't tell? us, we're going to guess. Maybe I was wrong. I'm sure I was wrong. It doesn't change the larger point, which

I can make, even if I can't think of the word projection. Even if the word it goes away, I can figure out how to land that fucking plane, Rob. All right, what's number four? Who's coming to number four? It's all people with issues with me. Number four, this motherfucker. Number four is mom.

Right. Take that, Dr. Gali, whack it. Send me to a psychiatrist. We have the return of John Melendez with the worst comedic performance as he workshops a brand new bit on his live stream. But, um, anyway, I digress. Oh, I'm sorry, that's actually not the, uh... That is a totally different clip, but that is a great point where John loves to talk about how everyone's stealing all of his sayings and yet throws this in every five minutes,

but I digress. Now he's doing Kermik's thing. Yeah, do you not have that clip? I do. I do, actually. I'm sorry. I have to bounce back and forth between files and links, but I'm on it. Because these motherfuckers take down their show. I was with a friend of mine out here

and Kit Corral and the guy was talking about how he loves to eat his wife's ass. I don't know. Is that something? Is that a thing? I don't understand. I don't know.

I don't know. It seems like a place. actually don't want to go. Do you know what I'm saying? Like my last condo. Skow! I don't want to tighten that one up. Wow.

It's going to have to get to that quicker, I think. You know? I don't understand what he's doing there. You don't have to go to acting school to know that like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Yeah, right. really seemed like he was thinking of anything. And John, you know, maybe you just ran into your old buddy who started talking to you about

how he loves to eat his wife's ass, or maybe, much more believably, you are also watching us covering the Stephanie Miller show with you on it, and you heard about your friend do that 15-minute rant about how much he loves eating ass, and you thought, just like you always do, I'll steal that bit, I'll make it mine, and ruin it. You're right. That was his big thing when he had his buddy on, like, oh, Stephanie. this guy likes to eat his wife's ass. And he's just like, that's not what I said, man.

I will. So it's fine. So yeah, he just saw it and it's still in the front of his wet brain. So now I think he's pretenders of Buddy in Cape Coral. And as you just showed us, he watches one episode of Carmarc and he's like, I digress. Like, he's extremely malleable. Yep, very easily influenced this one. All right.

Let's go to number three. Kevin Brennan coming in, just killing it with his snipe stream of John's show. And keep him when I sped this up. Okay. Yeah. Kevin is the worst at sniping anyone. He forgets that he's doing a show. He just sits there and watches.

This is, like, oh, that's cool. I don't show his face, but so many, I'll do it like this, okay? Now, I don't want to show his face. There we go. That's better. Now, okay, now, Carmix. Hey, sir. Now, congratulations.

I hear you in, and Felicia Gillespie, Arthur. right yes yeah it's official we are officially boyfriend and girlfriend we reach that stage of maturity in our relationship so i'm am tough man it's going going swimming late for sure yeah i i never had a problem with felicia i actually think she's a good comic she is funny oh absolutely and i do find her to be quite attractive and so i applaud you my good sir and congratulations to you both thank you kindly yes and uh and and why don't you you explain to us how you could close

such a seemingly unclosable deal? It did feel that way. It felt like, you know, she's been out of the relationship for a while. Me too as well, so we kind of were on the same footing, so. Holy shit. So we just watch Kevin, watch

the show and finally Kevin, just like, why don't be here? I just play their show. What is he doing? That's funny. Just listening, that sound you heard in the background was Kevin eating. That's all he did. The entire thing was just eat and then

take himself off stream so these two could just handle it. And he expects you to pay him for this. Yep. Yep. It's killing it. All right. Number two. Number two, Aaron from Steeletoe is bringing back his classic bit of being outraged. Now

this is him really giving the performance all he has. Okay, buddy. I'm worried. It seems like you checked out mentally. I'm checked out mentally. I've never been more invested in my life. I'm $45 away from my goal. I'm going to be fine.

Go ahead. Say something encouraging. Cogsucker, motherfucker. Crash me, OBS. I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you. Pull the plug on my show. down to zero wouldn't it be fucking amazing if it did that would be the perfect thing just because

you call shut the fuck up go take some ivermectin you horse tooth cunt what now you're being mean yeah you know what that was too much does can i can i can i can i can i break down the fourth wall for a second what's my head is fucking throbbing right now i can't imagine it's a very difficult thing to keep up. You need Mim. Oh, no. Oh, no.

I'm going to die. This is it. He's the worst at this. What an obnoxious asshole. I know. He should be a drummer. He's the worst at this kind of thing. The boxer,

the father, the leader, he injured himself. acting. She don't think it's as tough as he pretends to me. Is that he's like? I don't think he's tough at all. And I think Johnny Crutches at some point was like, okay, we got the bit. Please stop yelling in my ear.

I'm right next to you. And he's like, no, the bit continues. Good job. Amazing stuff. All right. So I guess that brings us to our number one, worst acting in the dabble verse for this week. This is, unfortunately, we're coming in with the great Harrison Young, acting like a creep. That story checks out.

Let's see what Harrison was doing. I'm just kidding. My personality is lousy. I'm just acting. I'm an actor. Still, you know, all right. I'm just kidding. My personality is lousy.

Yeah. All that charm that's working on you is just an act underneath. That's hilarious. Could have not. Questions that nobody. else has asked me, which I love. Well, as long as they're not too personal, unless you want to be personal, then I'll start asking

personal questions. All right. I have a woody side, too. So that hasn't been said, if you, any of those people that you're working with, I'd love to get them on as guests. You have my digits. You have them to contact me if they want to do the show. We'll get them on, of course, most likely by Zoom, because you're in L.A.,

but, you know, like I said, I always prefer the in-person interview, if they want to do it. If anyone's coming up, coming east for any reason. All right, so he has been creeping on this woman on Facebook and goes, oh, there's other pretty girls in these pictures. Probably want to have them on the show. And, yeah, this gets a little wild here. And do you want to set this up at all?

No, just going to, onto what you said, as you can imagine, the first half hour of this is him hitting on her. Right. So right at the end that she's about to leave, he has to remind her, you know, and if you have any friends, give them my number. And she's like, got it. And he's like, I don't think you got it. Not it yet. I need to hammer this home.

Always, you know, whenever I have someone on the show, from that on, I never let them alone as far as when they accomplish something on, I always share it on Facebook. So when I see you're doing something in a film, I'll share it, and I'll say Susan was on with my, on my show topic time. Look what she's done now. It makes me look good, almost. But go ahead. What are you going to say? Harrison, one, my mom. Hey, Mom.

Oh, okay. Okay, my mom, too. She's hanging in there. She's almost 89. all right okay so we're gonna wrap the show up um i'm gonna have one favor ask we stick around and my tech guy i'll take a pick of us for facebook and i'll tag you in it we'll be willing to great no problem if you tag me that would be great too of course okay and like i said don't just you know share my number i have no problem giving it out i saw you i saw you with some

beautiful women on facebook i'm always looking for you know guests like data great for great for ratings easy to talk to and that sort of thing so i think you're talking to about my friend Catherine. I'll definitely pass that along. Oh, I need to say hi to my publicist. Okay. Barry Lee Kilpatrick.

Hey, Sherry. I got to ask a question to you, Adam. Is this a passive-aggressive thing to let her publicist know that she's very pissed? She got booked on this show. I think she's just desperately trying to conversation,

trying to change the conversation to anyone. Hold on a second. The publicist, specifically, let me give a shout-out to my publicist. This is a 29 minutes from well spent. You fucking asshole. The sense that you're getting that it's a cry for.

help is correct because she was like mom wait hold on mom my publicist anyone i'll leave it at that and i'll definitely pass your number along harrison okay especially to the ladies i love giving beautiful ladies my number all right this fucking guys got some games subtle it's crazy they're like certain red flags i believe women look for and one of them is uh you know if you leave me your number i'm always going to be looking for you and i'll never leave you alone he said those words out loud All right. Who do you got in the Finally gets laid pool? Ron the waiter or Harrison Young?

Oh. Which one has a better chance? I'm going to go with Ron just because of location. He's in New York City. I'm going to go with Ron just because of hygiene. Oh, you don't know that. You can't speak to that, actually. That's a good point.

I've only been around Harrison Young and, and, whoa. Wow. Yikes. What other words got used to describe as hygiene? Bo-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-A-Y. Nailed it. All right. Thank you for that presentation, Adam.

I appreciate that. I think you're going to have some other different types of top-five lists going forward. Correct. Potentially? Okay. Correct. So that was worst acting. It's Rona Week.

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Scotibeck, you're richer than you think. Let's talk about A.J. Benza. A.J. Benza is a gossip columnist. He used to be on the Stern show a lot. I think he actually tried out for the Jackie Chair at one point. I think he did a weak stint on there. That's when he got into a fight with Stuttering John, a physical fight,

because John was putting through all these calls that were calling him an asshole. And I think John was also pretending to be a caller calling him an asshole. Anyway. So, A.J. Benza has been, on this show. We had AJ Benza on WATP, and we talked about some Artie Lang stuff and some different things from Howard Stern World. Well, AJ does this podcast called Fame as a Bitch with AJ Benza, and he was talking about this Howard Stern controversy that's going on. Oh, there's a new

promo for it. I should play that for you. They're really trying to lean into this. My opinion, which has been backed up by credible news sources is that Howard's team is the one that leaked that original gossip a couple weeks ago. Yeah, Sirius wants to offer him money, but it's not going to be enough. And Howard's not going to have enough money. He's not going to resign.

And they were trying to get some support like, oh, they got to offer him more money. We need Howard. No, we can't go away. Instead, I was like, yeah, why the fuck does he still have a show? I don't give the crap. Bye.

See you, Howard. And that was a huge backfire. So ever since then, now they're trying to reclaim this and lean into the guys in the back office. We're saying they don't work very hard, that everyone's giving up on the show. It's not fun anymore. And Howard isn't worth any money. So they've been promoting this September 2nd. The return of Howard Stern.

Here's another promo they just made. The Worldwide Press has revealed that a Howard Stern Our promo has revealed that Howard Stern will reveal the truth. Rumors are everywhere. Coming to an end. Losing his crown. The Vatines calling. Mansell by by Howard Stern.

Sources say. Howard Stern. Howard Stern. Howard Stern. Howard Stern will speak. Tuesday, September 2nd on Howard 100. so much production. I know what you're thinking.

I got to set up for serious. I hear what Howard has to say on Tuesday, September 2nd. You do not. Because my buddy Christian Blatt is going to record the entire show, and then I'm going to come on with those guys and who are these broadcasters on the second, that afternoon, 2 p.m. Eastern, and we'll break it down. Now, it might be nothing.

It's very possible. Howard has nothing to say. It doesn't add anything to this conversation because he's really good at that lately. Or it could be all sorts of things. a crazy shit so tune in to who are these broadcasters on this very channel uh 2 p.m eastern time on september 2nd we'll be bringing down briefly about how shitty that ad was please like that was there's a whole team there that is a corporation with a marketing department and if that was

somebody's first tic-tok you'd be like okay just start over that's too much use all that stock footage for no reason we don't need spinning headlines that nobody can read it was really really bad, and pretty much you could throw a phone at a 13-year-old on the street, and they can make a better one. They're out of touch. And I spend a lot of time throwing phones at 13-year-old, so I know.

They're obviously out of touch when that's the promo they put together and people just be titillated. Woo-hoo! What's going to happen? It had no content. No info. It had nothing to say. It was just a lot of, like, jingling keys at you. All right, so AJ Benza talked about the Howard Stern

contract, but what I really appreciated was he talked about opiose. take on it. Now, we play that on the show where Opie goes, I got an inside source. I know what's happening. They're intimidated by Howard. They're going to throw all this money at him. He's going to come on September 2nd and announce he's got a new deal and he's going to have another mega deal coming in. So A.J. Benza responds to that. Today, Opie. Remember Opie? Oh, my God. Opie and Anthony show. Opie's huge. Well, he was huge. Now he's out there, I think, in Malibu. and he made this big announcement today.

He said, I got the real tea about Howard and Sirius. So he said, Howard Stern's getting another September contract on September 2nd. He's going to announce that he's back on Sirius. He's not going anywhere. I don't know if I believe that. But this is what Opie says. He's also on Sirius. He's going to get whatever he wants again, and Sirius has to suck it up.

I don't believe that. I'm actually convinced that nobody knows anything. I'm the only person to say this. Not OB, not any newspaper or website. I'm telling you. I'm with AJ on this one. I think nobody knows anything. I don't think there's been any type of contract negotiations yet.

They maybe put out a early offer or something that was, immediately rejected, but I doubt it. That's not really what they do, usually. So I don't think anyone knows anything. I think all of this is speculation and made up, which is why I think September 2nd would be such a letdown. I think that's what journalists, broadcasters, fans do when they don't have all the information. They speculate, they talk about it, they discuss it, and try and find out what the truth is.

There's no way of knowing. Do you hear that, Rob Saul? That's what people do. That's what people do, right. There's been a lot of speculation on this Howard Stern contract. Well, A.J. Benza also addressed the lawsuit. And I'm sure AJ's excited about it because he's, like I said, he's been on WATP. He came on here.

Anthony Coomia came out at the same time. He's all excited. We were chatting about all this crazy stuff. So I imagine when he sees that John Melendez is suing, who are these podcasts? He's probably pretty excited about that, right? Being a gossip columnist and everything. And you guys, some of you guys want me to talk about stuttering John and this lawsuit he's got suiting a couple of guys from the old Howard Stern show. I don't care.

John, Stuttering John just wants press. No one's talking about him. His podcast is shit. He goes to different cities and tries to be a stand-up comic. He's awful at that. That's true. No one respects him. Nothing he says is interesting or important or vital. Nothing. So please,

when you ask me to comment on John's Wallster, who gives a shit? He's been an invisible, unimportant jerk off for years. So it's not a story to me. All right. Very good. I take issue with one thing that he said there. What's it?

The John's looking for headlines or press out of this? No, he's looking for us to settle. He's looking for buddy is what he's doing. It's the only reason for this. Help, I'm drinking Bush Light. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's not going well. I do think him knowing that Howard is going to read his name or see his name is a huge

motivation for him and is a win. And I do think it's part of why he came back. See, again, we don't know why he came back. We can only speculate based on what we know, but I think he saw his name being in the press as a win, and now he's being talked about. He considers the Donald Trump phone call a win, so now he has to come back to capitalize on that, or it somehow helps his case. So he got his family to understand that it'll help my case if I can be on the air. I have to take advantage of this. My lawyer told me I have to.

Again, I'm just guessing, but these are the things. that I know resonate with him and are the only things I can imagine his mother being like okay just for this week Johnny put a pin in that because John explains why he came back and we're going to talk about it in just a moment

bloody ass can I get a little sympathy because I got a bloody ass I'm bleeding generously because I got a bloody ass So stuttering John kind of limped into podcasting again. It was, you know, the screen was off.

And he's, you know, only showing certain super chats and stuff. And then he's just doing the political show. He's not talking about the dabble verse at all. And then next, you know, clear what his chat is on. And then he's doing his show. And he's got other guests and Carmick and all this stuff. So he's just all in. It was just like that.

And it was just like riding a bike. He took the training wheels off. He's like, oh, yeah, this is what I do. now I remember exactly how this all works and sure is shit this guy starts off his show the exact way he used to start off his show every episode he's got the wrong scene okay hey how are you are you no I loses this volume this green screen is not centered there you go don't mute me what the fuck using the wrong mic no he's frustrated

better this has never happened before check check check check check sometimes this mic works and sometimes it's fucking green screen the pin of my ass that Mike never works I hate it hate fucking green screens

I think it's so fucking I get to have it fucking pinned against my back To be effective. Fucking. Anyway, how are you, everybody? I love the mood change. He goes like, hey, we're back. Oh, shit.

Everything's working. Everything broken. I fucking hate this place. Life sucks. Nothing works here. I hate this place. It took about six seconds to go from. I, everybody, to go.

Motherfucking. I mean, he's just fully back. I did not expect this. I thought that he would tease him some political horse shit for a while. We try to grab a crumb or two. But this show is just the Suttery Jod show all over again. Because it's the exact same as it always has been, but diminished in every capacity.

Right. Like slower, angrier. It's been eight months. He hasn't come up with a single new, like, jab or diss at anyone. It's the same lines. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Have you been a new t-shirt? Hold on, hold on, Adam.

I got a statue right there. Did you hear what Cardiff's new name is? Oh, Lardiff. Lardif, yes. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm a fat fuck. I stand corrected.

So that took him eight months for that. Yep, that's a new one. And worth it. And I'm sure he read it somewhere on the internet or someone told him. He just misspoken, went with it. But it's so crazy. This guy's going live now again. And he's up to all of his old shenanigans.

He shows up wildly unprepared. I mean, wildly. Just a blank sheet of paper in front of him. Has no idea. what he's doing or how to do it that's right DJ dabbles oh I got it I heard he has another cool tune

cool man do you have ready to go let me see I just want to start searching for it now when you just started your show you got okay let's see uh

the Duke oh okay It's my automatic door locking. Oh, here it is. Let me take a listen to this. Okay. So the first thing he wants to do is listen to a song that he has no idea where it is. He's never copied on a link for himself ahead of time or, or pull.

pulled up the tab and had it ready to go ahead of time. It's shocking to me that you could be that and prepared every time. I hate when I make the same mistake twice, because I'd never do it. It's ridiculous. You fucking learn and you move on. Like, hey, John, in the future, like, know the first

five things you want to talk about and have the tabs pulled up and be ready to go with your notes. He'll never do it. He's the laziest piece of shit person. And all this shit has been pointed out to him 30 years ago. Yeah, I know. And he didn't maybe not how to podcast but no i know just being unprepared yeah relying on everyone else yep so he finally does find this song and he's very excited about it i just want to listen to a fucking thing

See, this is a narcissist. Let me explain. John hears himself singing and gets so excited. Just lightens up. Just everything changed. You saw where his mood was at. Green screen sucks. This mic never works.

It's like a man in traffic. Ah, where's that song? And then as soon as he hears his voice, he's like, oh, this is awesome. That's crazy. It's also particularly satisfying to him because so much work. went into that downtown recording. Somebody auto-tuned it, put everything together.

This is how John hears himself in his head. Like, he thinks he sounds like this, which is moderately acceptable. So he's so high off it. And by the way, demons, like actual demons, you hear stories from years ago of, like, coming at you in the forest. Like, I don't think they think they're demons. I think they think they're happy and dancing, but they look like this. So it's fucking scary, because there's no.

nothing happy about what's going on with him. And if anybody saw that, they would be frightened and repelled, not joyous. There are so many faces. He makes tearing this. All of their evil. All of them are evil. No one wants to see any of them coming at them. I'm going to leave these here for John for his Tinder profile.

He wants to put these on. This is insane Which one's better than the last All right I mean it's like hieroglyphics of like old evil characters On pyramids it's like So true So it's a little peek behind the curtain here

What I notice is we were doing this show It's that there's three people Who have produced different things for this show Different elements Producer Chris grabbed this, Adam Bush grabbed this, and I grabbed this. You had it in your intro. Adam had it in his top five, and I'm like, nope, I already pulled that. This is the funniest thing because John has zero musical talent,

and he does not fucking realize it to this day. I said, no, no, not for me. Toot you up, downtown you up. Do you up, downtown you up. I'm trying to get harmonies. Yeah, that you're close. Down, turn you up. This goes on for three minutes,

where he's just singing along, but he's singing the chorus during the verses, and he's trying to get some harmonies that are, he doesn't understand how music works at all. He's not even close to anything. So embarrassing. I love the goes forth on his show. It's fun.

Also, when he said that he was going to play DJ Dabbles, I thought for sure he was going to play Just Do It. Right. That's the song. I thought he would be into that one. To smash it. Also, what is he playing it through? like speakers in another room?

Why does it sound so far away? It's probably his phone. Oh, yeah. All right, so I don't know if I'm allowed to say this legally. You're going to go for it, though. Just do it. I might get in trouble for this, but this guy has zero musical skill. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Let's settle this lawsuit with a guitar off. Can we just do that once and for all, John? Just you and me battle the bands. Let's find out once and for all. Who has more musical talent? All right. doing the marriage of figaro go sure well actually i know that one now so flight of the bumblebee are you first john that one i'm intimidated by all right so now uh our buddy john brings up what he did the night

before starting with watching the yankees game which is always exciting always like to hear that john watched some baseball uh but then we get into what he's proud of that he did the night before and then I had a lady calling me from one of my dating sites and we talked and we it was kiss me we hit it off and we talked for like an hour nice and that was good and then then I talked for about an hour and a half with Ashley Cummings and you know she said she said John you were right I should have never gotten to the stabble verse I said I know I warned you because I did I told her you do not want to be part of this nonsense.

It's a cesspool of ridiculousness marred with the losers who get off by writing L in the chat. Just do it. Someone's bothered. Someone's bothered by Al's in the chat. Why is it that the devil verse is full of all these losers who can't get out of their own way that Ashley Cummings or someone couldn't go into the devilverse and just take it over? wouldn't that be like really easy

if it's just like a whole bunch of fucking losers he makes it sound easy I don't have a problem in the devilverse I find it a lot of fun yeah see you have a good time here I'm enjoying I love it and here John goes

I told I warned Ashley Cummings that this devil verse is a scary scary place no it's not it's fine and then why are you here John well he's back you were gone he was gone now you're back so if it's so terrible what are you doing here

he's going to explain that oh good but first he brags about his intelligence and then can't form a sentence or find what he's looking for immediately after that it's hard for a man of my intelligence to comprehend you know i mean it's it seems um i don't know it's just weird but actually did send me a picture and i i this was this was uh this was you know it's all right now i don't have have a problem with this person. I did ask, Ashley, if I could show the picture.

Now, I don't, I don't have a problem. I'm not going to, you know, I'll see if I can cut off the guys. I don't know if I'd be able to cut it off. Hold on. Where is my phone? I don't know what I fucking put it. It was not. Why would you?

I don't know. It's not that important, I guess. Well, it's fun. as fuck, though. He moved his cameras. I think it's under these rappers here. The filter fell off of his face when he got close. You can see the filter leave and then come back.

Oh, interesting. It's like old leather. It's offensive to the leather. All right. Sorry, I just, I'm scrubbing through. Oh, boy. It's not great. I just love that he goes, guys, I'm just way too intelligent for this world.

But yeah, so she sent me this, I mean, you guys, I have the ever popular. Yeah, this is, uh, get a sentence out. If you tell us how smart you are, you fucking idiots. So then we're now on this mission to find this photo that he wants to show us, because, as you might guess, this does take for fucking ever. All right. I mean, all right.

I mean. Uh, nothing has changed. I don't have a problem with this person at all, but it is kind of funny. It's like, uh, let's see. I got to myself, hold on. Uh, okay. Okay. One second.

Let's see when it comes in there. When it's in there, I'll show it to you. But anyway, I got a guest here. So I spent up to three X speeds So he can get through it So he's looking for this thing forever His regular just like Tapping on the keyboard

Doesn't know where to go And then he finally goes Oh here it is here it is Oh we got a guest All right Let's go over to our guest now Like you've been looking for this thing For three and a half minutes

And now we're just gonna bring a guest on the show God damn His fucking blue balls from this podcast It's wild He's so sedated and over it He used to like at least feel some kind of obligation to fill that

silence or la-da-dee and now he's just like tortured I can't find it his lip is getting wetter and wetter until he just smacking is out of control right now yeah he's just giving up I love a parade

when are they going to get to the fireworks factory yeah do do do do do do do do do do Okay, so after all of that, John finds it, but he goes, oh, we got a guest here, and then he brings Carmic on. And I'm kind of very, very happy to have this person on. I have enjoyed, and the few times I do watch some of the shows, I do kind of like this guy, and I... One of an endorsement.

I actually called in to the Pinky Show when I was in Chicago to tell the guy that I love this personality, and that person is... Carmix. Hey, John Melendez. How are you doing, sir? I am doing well. I'm doing well. I have a funny, a funny picture of it. I don't, oh, there it is. Now, okay, I don't know how I could do it so I don't show his face, but so many, I'll do it like this, okay? Now, I don't want to show his face. There we go. That's, it's better. Now, okay, now, Carmix. hey sir now congratulations i hear you in and felicia gillespie are a thing okay so he brings on karmic and then finishes the other task he was doing before he brought on karmic and goes oh well i was like i got to find this picture just doesn't even acknowledge him

for a while and then he goes oh i got it so let's go down with you and felicia uh Jesus christ figure out one thing just get through one thing jod are you are you interviewing your guest are you showing this hilarious photo what are we doing and carmix is the stuff you put on a canker sore i think yeah so his name is carmic x not carmix but whatever john's smart people come carmacks and all sorts of shit so whatever i don't know but for some reason he gets felicia right well i i know the reason of that yeah john's a horny horny man if he sees a girl crumb up at mLC he's getting her number which is why he talked to ashley cummings for an hour i just skipped for i passed over that

John's spending an hour and a half talking to Ashley Cummings? So, uh, Jaws is one of the most erotic, uh, when you come over and I show you Jaws and I know all the behind the scene stuff. Oh, I can't think of a bigger waste of time than to talk to Ashley Cummings on the telephone. I can't believe Carick is calling him, sir. Oh, Karmick is such a cock.

He's in love. His eyes are wild. Yeah, think, think, think about this. John brings him on by going, yeah, I, I actually think this guy's all right, you know. He's kind of whatever. So I'm happy to have him on the show because, you know, whatever. And then he brings him on and he comes like, hey, Senator Judge.

I was like, anyway, so I'm looking for this photo over here. Like, if Karmic had any balls, if he were a man, he would say like, hey, asshole, he just brought me on your show. Are we talking right now? What's going on? Do you like me as a guest? Am I just filling time for you? Anyway.

You know how that would go. Oh, you're all but hurt, aren't you? Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. All right, so we finally see this picture, which, you know, it's about fucking time. Personally, I don't really dislike Pat. I never have. I don't, I don't have a problem with Pat Dixon. I mean, I don't know if you do. Well, I didn't until he kind of, he threw me under the bus to his audience, basically flat out lied about me personally. And that's where things kind of took a turn for me. so they start off talking about this relationship he has with his girlfriend and pat dixon who's the ex-boyfriend and he was a huge pat dixon fan so there's this really weird dynamic going on

with these three people and there's another person involved too but john starts talking about that and he's not even listening to the answer and he's finding the picture and he pulls it up before it's time to talk about it then he starts cracking up fucking john cracking up he thinks it's the funniest photo anyone's ever seen so what we're seeing here is a guy who has like a gray t-shirt gray I would say like basketball shorts uh black socks pulled up and and black shoes that sound right to you yeah why are we looking at it because it's the funniest thing john's ever seen you didn't know that who is it well we're going to find out and that's where things kind of took a turn for me yeah john's cracking up who was

that individual. Okay. Okay. John's seen this photo already. He's been looking at it. But he has to do this. That should be the worst acting of the week. How funny is this, right?

And Carmen's playing along because he's a fucking moron. So John figures out an angle of why he brought this picture. And the reason why is because he finally figured out how to show it without showing the guy's face. It has nothing to do with the questioning, what they were talking. about at the time. No, he was proud of himself. He's very proud of himself. So he has to figure out a reason to have brought that

up in front of Kermak. All right. Carman, let me just show it. That's okay. Yes. Now, when you showed up the first time to meet a haughty with the body, like Felicia Gillespie, did

you dress like this? There was no shorts involved. I was wearing black pants. which was abnormally hot. Of course, literal karmic. He says, and he goes, no, actually, what I wore was

you're not understanding the point of this at all. And nor should you. John's a retard. So the fact that this is like this like, oh my gosh, when you met with Felicia, he's pronounced the name wrong at that time. We met Felicia that time. Did you dress like this?

Ah, ha! Look at this loser, right? So Ashley's the one who sent him that photo. And Ashley's watching the show. because all of these people can't wait to hear their fucking names. I swear to God, it's, there's a problem with the dabalverse of people just needing to hear their names and have other people talking about them. They will tune in for days and hours and I'm sorry to call Adam out to his face like this. How dare you? That's not me.

You're thinking of quad. Well, that's true. So Ashley Cummings is watching and she starts texting John. is they pray on Ashley to send me some smiling faces. She's laughing. But it was, come on, it was a perfect setup, Ashley. I mean, I said,

Carmich, did you show up just like this? Yeah, that just happened, John. Yeah, we were all there. We were all there. Just fucking happened. And John goes, oh my gosh, you remember I did this thing? I said this thing to you? Yeah, sure do.

Wasn't that amazing? I came up with that? really I say this a lot but they deserve each other yeah this is true whether it's conscious or unconscious everything john does is to take this guy down even while he's being friendly even while he's kissing his ass it's all designed to just make him seem less than and I feel like underneath he knows how kb's going to respond to this he knows how this is all going to go he's suffering people make fun of him and he wants he needs everyone to be down at his level He doesn't want to lift himself up.

That's not a longer an option to go with the crabs. He's bringing him all down. Yeah, so let's think about this. John has said he's above the dabble verse. That's why he left the dabble verse. He's a celebrity. He doesn't need all this shit. He's got Kermick on here, and they're making fun of Mr.

Kill Everything. That was Mr. Kill Everything when he went and met up with Ashley Cummings. So it's like, okay. Okay. So John who doesn't want to punch down on guys like Shully and me who are making way more money than him, but he's going to make fun of Mr. Kill Everything to get Ashley Cummings to send him a smiley face emoji on his phone. Yes.

Fucking pathetic loser. This guy was a good, his good black t-shirt for his gigs and for his appearances, he sweats through his clothing. Who the hell is he to be judging anyone's appearance? Carmick, who the hell are you to be telling people what manhood looks like when you just went to your first restaurant That was

Yeah, that's good All right, so then they're talking about hooking up with Fulisha. Now, I find this whole thing really gross. I find it really odd.

Same thing with Aaron Imhol last year when he was going into details about his sex life with Kayla and Nick's thing with April and it's just like, this is no one's business.

I can't believe you guys are talking about this. And so John starts asking some really personal questions. And I think what he's actually doing here, because we've been seeing this trend for a while now, John's doing research. This is personal research for him.

I did have a little bit of performance things. I, because I did have a couple drinks in me. And it did give me what they call in the scientific term, whiskey dick. So I did you take any over-the-counter pills to remedy that situation? Later on I did, but I don't need, I don't need to rely on that anymore. It was just to kind of push through the performance anxiety a little bit and away I go afterwards.

So it's been perfect. And now where do you get these performance enhancing pills? Did you get them online? It was available. It was called Rhino. It was available at a gas station. And it worked. Can I see?

Right. How do you spell that is the follow-up question after that? This is incredible. If you haven't been watching our coverage of John in the last two or three months, we discover when he was working for the Stephanie Miller show, he brought up taking dick pills on every episode. Yeah. And this is 10 years ago. And it's nonstop Viagra talk.

We just found out he took Viagra to jerk off, which I'm still, I don't know why that thumbnail is not getting any more clicks. To Opie's point about clickbait, I thought that would get a lot of clicks. This guy's taking Viagra to jerk off, and people aren't interested in that? That's fucking wild. So, John's so excited about Karmic taking dick pills that he's like, and what did you do, take dick pills? Okay, where do you get those?

What's the URL? Oh, they're at the gas station? What are they called? And they worked? Can I get an endorsement from you? I don't know where the dick pill situation was at back in the Stephanie Miller show, but there was a time when you needed a doctor prescribed. It was a thing.

You had to go to a pharmacy. Maybe then it was, oh, how'd you get him? I want to know how you got. Maybe back then, I don't think he knows that they're now available anywhere and at gas stations. I think he still thinks you need a hookup. That's what I'm saying. It's crazy. It was in John's act.

We were covering his act from two weekends ago in Fort Myers, where his buddies are there at the bar. One guy's been married for 40 years. He's like, yeah, I sell him his dick pills. I'm his dick pill dealer, although he's called the doctor. And it's just like, that's not how any of this works. What do you mean? Anyway, hymns.com promo code WATP. All right.

So these two fucking dorks start talking about sex. They seem like such losers. And is she, from what I hear, she's very into sex and she enjoys it. Is that true? Very. And as a male, I am more than happy to be involved with a woman who is into that activity. So she, yeah, she is a lover of, lover of good, good sex. That's for damn sure.

Whoa, well, cut down that locker room talk, boys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is insane. This is the 40-year-old virgin. You're right. Yeah, it feels like sandbags. She's very, very into good sex. Good sex.

But as a male, how is that unique for you? As a male, I enjoy procreating, if you will. As it were. Okay. So, John's talking about his long breaks. This is where we get into the information we were looking for before. He just took eight months off. He took eight months off before to teach school, be a substitute teacher. Full time. I know, John. I know. But why did John take a break this time? So what made you get involved in this cesspool of ridiculous? Now, I, as you know, I have taken long. breaks. I took one to teach full time for eight months and then I took

just past eight months I decided to just go away as well because it's just I don't really find joy in punching down. You know like just like you said I mean you know and and no offense

to Pinky I mean I I will say that I had a far more successful entertainment career than him and I think he would admit that, although he has more stand-up credits than I, and I will openly admit that. I don't have a problem with admitting, you know, the truth. I mean, but to be sitting there, and I just really would talk to a few of my friends and just be like, why am I talking about these people that really have done nothing and are, you know, it's just, it's just such a, it almost, I feel like I have to take a

shower after we know that's not true whoa whoa whoa yeah yeah let's go to extremes that's crazy john spent 13 and a half minutes trying to find the photo of mr kill everything wearing shorts and shoes and he's just like yeah i got out of here because what am i doing i'm punching down and all these losers like kevin breton what i also love the fact that john equates everything to credits yeah i mean Kevin Brennan has more stand-up credits than I do. He's a better stand-up than you, John. Kevin Brennan's a much better stand-up than you. You don't have to say he has more credits.

He's funnier, he's better, he's a professional comedian. You are not. That's the difference. Jesus Christ. So no satisfaction from that answer at all where he's just like, yeah, he's had to get out of this. And then he's right back to it immediately, even worse than he was before. But, you know, of course, John does not want to be a part of any of this dabover's horse. shit. No, I don't, I don't want to be part of that. And that's why I just said, fuck it.

Yeah, I'm in the same boat. It's like, I mean, I get this Lardiff got coward that hard-boring filters and, you know, and then, you know, and now, thankfully, we know his identity and, and, and, but, but I mean, holy shit. When I say we're picking up right where we left off, we're back to Docks and Cardiff again. Jesus Christ. Where's, where's Clay Dabbler to get out there just like, you don't know. fucking identity, John. Stop it. No, we're waiting for just the right moment. Yeah, you get. All right. So anyway, yeah, so he's a guy who had to go away because he can't punch down, but now he knows who Lardiff is. Like, and he's, and they're calling Lee County superintendents to get me fired.

And that's one of the problems I have with Pinky is that he started telling people to call the school district and get me fired. Oh. John? Just said. I don't want to be a part of any of this I don't want to be a part of Cardiff which by the way I know who he is and I know exactly what he looks like and all will be revealed

and Felicia I know you're fucking Felicia we can talk more about that and Kevin Brennan will get more into what Kevin Brennan did to me and what he's doing Jen you're putting yourself right back in the middle of all of this you're calling everybody out

what's going on here He doesn't understand I don't think, here's what I think, Anna, when I was watching this, because, as I said, the weekend unfolded very interestingly where it was this weird show, where it's just, you know, no camera on to the political show, to Clearwater Chad, to now he's just doing this. John doesn't realize you could do something different. Theoretically. Theoretically, he could do a show that's not about Karmic or Kevin Brennan or Cardiff or any of these fucking people. he could just put out a show and John just thinks like

well know the camera's out of course I'm going to talk about Kevin Brennan being an asshole okay well you know what's going to happen you're right back in the middle of it it's like when religions make a piece of art and the proselytizing of the religion is more important than the art those people

you just named Carmic John Kaby there's something more important than putting on a good show they're not putting on the show for that reason because they have something to say. They're putting it on as some kind of placeholder or revenge or some kind of financial thing. It's not

about that. So that's secondary. That's why Opie and John are trapped having the chat dictate their show in their lives. Yeah, they never even think. They never even consider what I just said? They never even consider it. I love when Aaron Imhold or any of these losers goes out and goes, well, Carl can only make

money talking about me. And I'm like, I host five different fucking shows. Some of them are about true crime and social media. Like, what are you talking about, man? Anyway In his mind, John He's so lazy Like you say though

He's so lazy That in his mind He did try He wanted to play that song In the beginning Ah, the fucking things I tried I did it, whatever

And everything works against me There's nothing I can do And then John's complaining About Kevin Brennan Telling people To not super chat him And to call his school To get him fired

Kevin Brennan's a garbage person John I don't know why you're not understanding this Meanwhile John's always Got Kevin's back And thinks that the shit way Or Lady Kay are the problem meanwhile John showed up to KB's house

like that's the number one reason to not want to be involved in this is because people are showing up to my house they're scaring my family I'm done that's you John and John on the show today I saw it's called Pinky Needs a Binky so he's going all in against Kevin Brennan

trying to get that rivalry going full you know as as as heated as it can be also I would notice that John no longer has YouTube premiums So ads were coming up as he's watching Doom's channel. And John Marlow, our buddy John Marl, sent this in as our cringe of the week, because he was watching that today as well. This is John watching Kevin Brennan's show when an ad pops up and listen to John's response.

These people get seduced by losers. It's amazing. It's sad. You know, like, and they, it's odd. I'm not going to mention names, but like the people that send people to come and tape me at gigs. Here's how I went from extra extra. I don't have pre-dress sizes in record time using nothing but pink salt. Ladies.

Pink salt. John, why don't you come to my apartment? Okay. And then you said, and then you. Why did I come to your apartment? John's in show business mode. Pink salt. He's just responded to everything.

Yeah, they're not a sponsor, John. Right, right. Get through the ad. And then we can talk about what Kevin's saying again, you idiots. Big salt. I got one for that. Oprah's here. Okay.

So this is, John goes on to complain about FK. Mommy, nasty Neil, Clearwater, Chad, Quadfather, dirty deeds. He's going through the list of everyone who's ever wronged him in the Davover's, which all that does is bring everything back up. And we're just, we're all back in again. I'm not complaining. If it looks like I'm complaining, I promise you I'm not. It's fun.

but then he starts talking about we kind of saw it from this clip the cringe of the week just now where he's talking about why people fuck with him these people get seduced by losers it's amazing it's sad you know like

and they it's odd I'm not going to mention names but like the people that send people to come and tape me at gigs what do they get out of it yeah you know like to be loved by just do it you know i mean like that's what you're looking for that's how that's the void in your

i mean i might have to sue this guy for slander he keeps calling me a just do it and i just see very slanderous i think i don't know but since we're opening up the lawsuits yeah it might be time to start suing people around here he's also implying that these people have to be sent and that they don't do it for their own pleasure this is this is why i'll explain the John says he doesn't understand the concept of it. So unlike your show, who are these podcasts, and Uncle Rico have viewers and listeners who enjoy the content. They like us clowning what John has to say.

And then they go, ooh, if I got a recording of John sucking at comedy, Shulie and Carl would have a great time with that. I'm going to do that because that'll be fun for me. Right. It's not because they're just like, oh, I need validation from Carl. No. They're like, oh, dude, I can't wait for you to cover this. Yeah, I can't wait to go to the party.

Right. That's why this happens. There's nothing to do with validation. There's nothing to do with anything you just said. It's just because you suck at everything you do, and we like clowning you for it. That's it. That's the whole thing. He's also missing the irony that I think the post picked up on.

I think it was dripping in the subtext of that article that John used to make fun of people for a living. Like he was the guy with the microphone who showed up uninvited. This thing that you're now deeply offended by was your bit. and you don't see that at all. That's fascinating. He's literally Billy Crystal. Now, you're going to take this back to Howard. And you're going to have a lot of fun on this, but it's not fun.

It's not funny. But to you, because it's you. Howard and them and us, it was very, very funny, especially when you reacted like that. Precisely. All right, this is my last clip I have on here. This is John talking about doxing Cardiff. This seems to be somebody he's very excited about for some reason.

Oh, and same with Lardiff. I mean, I had him on the show, and then he decided to take it way too far, you know, and he will be, let's just say it, that he's not going to, he's going to be in for a shock. Very soon, let's just say that. You got some good information on one. Let's just say that, you know, I'm not, but just, I'm not going to say anymore. But I do like to nickname Lardov, because he is a big fat boat, obese behemoth fucking looking guy with his sausage toes stuffed in a fucking pair of sandals. Oh, my God, with a fucking cane holding up the fucking 500 pounds of leg that he has.

I mean, he has to walk with a cane as well. Yeah, a big fat, bald, fucking disgusting pile of puss. I'm not going to say anything more. and then he says a bunch of things more. And what I love about that is that we all know Cardiff, everyone on this show, and what he just described is not Cardiff. So once again, John does not have an actual photo of Cardiff

when he thinks he does. Well, he's calling Cardiff what he doesn't want to be called himself. But it's also this threat. He's been trying this forever. John keeps playing with the same playbook and losing every fucking game. So once again, he's sitting there going, and Cardiff better look out.

Because I got his phone. This time I got his photo. You don't. And if you did, Cardiff wouldn't give a fuck. No. Cardiff can't wait to stop being a potato filter. Just be able to be himself. I think everyone's, everyone on that, uh, that network is jealous of Rocco.

Because Rocco's figured it out. Like, I can be too key. I can be able to replay. I can take off the mask and whatever. You guys know what I look like. I don't care. I think OJ's kind of want to get to that point. Cardiff does do.

It's like, it's been fun, but what are we doing? So there's nothing that John could do to Cardiff or Lardif. I like that. I'm going to call him that. That's going to fuck up his day. Right. All right. Let's see what's going on with our boy, Aaron Imholtz.

Please. Please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, Venmo. Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. All right. So Aaron's got these court hearings coming up on Friday. one against one Patrick Melton, the other against Nick Rakeda. He filed two different harassment restraining orders against them, and they're fighting it.

Now, Aaron has had two restraining orders against him from his ex-wife and his ex-girlfriend. He didn't fight either of them. And so he thinks that as long as you file a harassment restraining order, that the other people just can't talk about you on the internet anymore. And all your problems go away. Thanks, court system. It turns out that the people who you file a restraining order against could go, hold on, I'm not harassing this guy. This guy's a public figure. And if I want to talk shit about him, and if I want to show up to his court appearance, because I'm reporting on the news, I can fucking do that because we have this little thing called the First Amendment.

It's really nice. It's a nice thing in my lawsuit, actually. I love the First Amendment. It's a great thing. It allows you to have this freedom of speech thing that Aaron's trying to stifle, which, you know, Aaron, It pretends to be this, like, conservative guy who's, like, probably constitutionalist. And they're just like, yeah, but I don't want their free speech. They got to go with that.

And so that's coming up this Friday. Very excited. We'll be covering it on this little piggy. But I was just surprised to see how cocky Aaron is about this. Me. It's up to you guys to try to sort that out. One dollar from Rabbi's smoothie says, and as always to the haters, boohoo more. bitch. Oh God, they're going to be so in a few days. I mean, Jesus, they're going to be coming to

their daddy for cope. Oh my God. I'm just, I'm not ready for it. Every time they get disappointed because they made something up in their head and it didn't come true. For some reason, I'm the one they always have to cry to. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm excited for it. Okay. The worst case scenario Because when Aaron filled out these HROs, he wanted to make it so that just like in the HROs against him, that Nick and Patrick couldn't even talk about Aaron on their shows. And the judge went, I'll give you the 500 feet or 1,000 feet. But that's as far as we're going with this. These people are not a threat to you being on the Internet.

And so that's what this hearings are all about. It's like, are these people a threat to Aaron? Neither of them live anywhere near them. And to his kids, specifically, I think that's why the judge felt obligated. He went out of his way to say, this is to protect my family. Right. From this man, they're scared of. For Patrick Melton, not Nick.

His daughters on the HRO as well. And so the worst case scenario for Patrick or for Nick is that the judge goes, yeah, all right, we're just going to keep these in place. You guys aren't allowed within 500 feet or 1,000 feet. and the back whatever wasn't planning on anyway none of that matters but in Aaron's mind he's going to get this crazy victory and he's like oh my gosh and everyone's going to be so upset

because once again I'm going to be triumphant in court you've never been triumphant in court what do you mean you don't understand how any of this works I don't understand the cockiness out of this guy and he's describing gaslighting by the haters which is what he he excels at is gaslighting Well, I wonder, does he gaslight his audience so much that he's gaslighting himself?

Because that's the only reason why he'd have this cocky of an attitude. That's what I'm hearing. Okay. That's what I think, too. So now we're talking about the case specifically with Patrick Melton in this next clip. Would be very on brand for Mark Maren. Oh, Baba Bui, hooey, thank you for the 199. So much fun you need to tattle to a judge.

Look, man, if you can. Okay. Aaron has to put on the affact, the crying guy. This guy's clowning you. He's not crying about it. He's calling you a bitch, which you are. You went to a judge and said, I don't want this guy making fun of me anymore. That's the biggest bitch move.

Aaron's even said this himself. If you've got to file a restraining order because you're getting made fun of, you're a bitch. Not even... Hypocrite. It's not even gay. It's just bitch behavior. That's what this is. And so let's see how Aaron deflex or whatever he does.

with this one. Louis, thank you for the $1.99. So much fun you need to tattle to a judge. Look, man, if you can't see what a stalker is and that they're escalating and that they've never had an audience before

and you're the only thing keeping them alive and they feel like they're your fucking girlfriend. So this is, again, he starts with, I think, what his attorney would tell them to say. Things are escalating. They're a stalker.

We don't know where this is going to go next. But then it turns into, and, you know, that's the reason I has a big audience because the people just want to hear him talking about the toe and, you know, if he didn't talk about me, he wouldn't make as much money because I'm so much cooler than him. Like, oh, dude, you're losing the threat immediately.

Yeah, you lost it. Dummy? And they behave like the woman who shot Selena and the kid's stuff. Yeah. The kid's stuff. Right, right. Yeah, that's right.

Patrick showed at her school. Patrick was the school bus. Outside her bedroom window? Yeah. Probably, right? Climb the tree out there? The kid stuff. Folks, if you didn't believe me before, I just said kid stuff.

I know, right. What a fucking bitch this guy is. I'll just be very vague, and you guys have to agree with me because the children, right? Am I right, people? What a loser. It's the legal equivalent of what John did in Atlantic City when he didn't know how to fight Patrick Mouthing. So we just found security, hid behind them, pointed at John and said, kid stuff. Kid stuff.

You're right. that's kid stuff yeah it's just smart it's just smart it's uh i know because they're in front of a microphone you don't think they're mentally ill and you think they have their shit together no that's not why it's because i've hung out with patrick many times i've been parts of his events he's been parts of my events we'll see him in detroit coming up in the magic bag and um i know that he's just um a pretty normal fucking guy who's really good at what he does

you guys don't understand he's mentally ill no no he just makes fun of you better than most people, and you don't like that. I promise you they don't. Okay, kiddo. This is what Mark Maron had to say about... All right, whatever. This Mark Maron's stuff. I've not even touched this. I can't even.

What were you going to say, Adam? I don't want to. I just, I believe there's going to be a time where years from now, we look back at footage like this of Aaron wearing that shirt doing this and doing this and being like, how were we not aware that he was like a 70 year old queen trapped in this

man's body like he looks like he's sitting around the table with the golden girls eating cheesecake talking about being an alpha male All right so one more thing on the HROs because he's been getting some grief on that. This is from yesterday's show

$2 from No Pen15 Fat Ed. Thank you very much says holy shit. Thanks all you cool cats and kittens. Yeah they're making donations like on your behalf. I say you match that's 73. That would be fun.

Baba Booie hooey with $2 says so real men tattletail on bullies they can't handle. More stockers. I would say stalkers. But that's fine. But, hey, however you need to cope, my man. You,

Aaron literally had to go to a judge because he was getting me in front of. And the worst part is. I wish the judge said, however you need to cope. Yeah, well, how we need to cope, man. We'll be tried that Patrick's a threat to you. He goes in Vegas.

Sure. The worst part about this is that Patrick came to the court hearing, and then he went to Stonies and Aaron's boxing gym, which he no longer goes to anymore. He had the big following out with Coach Scott. He went to, I don't even know, whatever else. Nowhere near Aaron's house, nowhere near his family, anything like that. And Aaron didn't file a restraining order the next day like he did against Nick Raked. he waited a week

and then filed a restraining order against Patrick long after Patrick had left Minnesota and it was back in Las Vegas now he needs a restraining order that's a bitch move you keep coping I would say being this obsessed with another dude is a little gay

you're a bitch girl but I make money off you so that's good speaking of a little gay the third male Vikings cheerily all right we're getting to more gay talk momentarily.

Well, speaking of which, we're talking about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift, the big it couple. I don't know if you heard of that those two are together. They're engaged. I know, I know. I know.

This is a weird conversation between Aaron and Johnny Crutches. And I don't normally get this nitpicky with these two, but Johnny Crutches offer some information. And then when asked for just a little bit more information, Back up what he said, abandons it immediately. I'm like, oh, I shouldn't say anything. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Los Federales with a dollar says it's the American version of Posh Spice and David Beckham. Personally, I find Travis Kelsey to be much more likable than David Beckham, but that's fine too. I don't find Taylor Swift as hot as Posh Spice. Really? You think Victoria Beckham? I fucking, I have no idea. I just made that comment. I don't remember Posh Spice.

I remember there were five of them and they were British. I find Taylor Swift to be a very attractive girl. I think she's very cute. And Victoria Beckham's cute, too. Hot takes, guys. Yeah, wow. Pretty good stuff. Betty and Veronica, who knew?

I can't believe I have to be the man in the room, but I'll explain this to these guys. So Victoria Beckham is a smoke show. Yes. She's in her 50s now. But go back and look at the Spice Girls. Taylor Swift is your sister's friend. He's a little quirky who can play guitar. You're not interested to her at all.

It's a very different thing. And these are like, I don't know, they're both really hot. Okay, cool. I mean, Taylor Swift's a billionaire, so I get it. There's something to that. Makes sense. That is funny how Johnny backed out immediately. He's like, really?

You think the Victoria Beckham's hot? I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know what girls are. Did I say hot? I don't know what's going on. So they were talking about a guy who said he was going to support Johnny when Johnny goes live on his stream. And Johnny reveals, because Aaron goes, he better have given you at least 20 bucks.

He said he was going to support you. So Johnny's looking through his stuff. He's like, oh, it gave me $4.99. And so Aaron gets upset about that. Free speech coach says five more dollars than you've given to his go fund me. Hey, Johnny, have I given to your go fund me? Yeah, dude, you've way more than five bucks. Yeah.

sorry free speech coach I win again, you lose again it's Stilto versus Dabble versus though baby I've always been beating you so you should be used to it Oh gosh The guy goes that's five bucks more than you gave to Johnny Crutches

That's not true Johnny, tell him that gave money to your go fund me See? See I gave him money Just like Just laugh it off man Why do you feel the need to win that one? Taylor's hot I'm sorry I'm sorry Taylor's hot

She's fine. Whatever you want to be. It's so funny to me that he's like, we're always beating the dabbleverse. All right, here are some shows that clown Aaron. Nobody likes onions, this little piggy, pretty antisocial, Tuki Soup, Uncle Rico, WATP. All of these shows are host to make people with their dignity still, and all of them get more views than sealed the show. And he's like, we're beating all of the dabalverse. All right, cool.

Yeah, but about two in the morning, three nights ago, Rob Saul bailed on an attempt to to make fun of us mid-sentence. Oh, no. That was kind of humiliating for us until we played it here, and then we all laughed at him. So we have to sleep at night somehow. Right.

We're coping. That's what's crazy about this. Aaron always accuses people of coping, and he's like, we're beating the whole entire devil verse because I just told a guy that I gave more than $4.99 did Johnny's go-fund me?

And typically the one who's keeping score so diligently is not the one winning. Right. I wasn't even paying attention, personally. Didn't even know. But, yeah, so he goes on to say this. Maybe you've caught my penchant. Maybe you've caught my gift of being able to rile people up with a wry smile,

a gleam of your eye. Still being alive. It's amazing that that last one works. There's some people that literally get upset that you're still breathing. How do you think we came up with? No effect on you. How do you think we came up with the every time we go live, we notch a win? It's amazing.

Dude, I have to keep doing this goal or no goal because there's a lot of people that are going to eat a pistol if I stop streaming because they'll have nothing left to do with their lives. He really does flatter himself, doesn't he? He thinks that if we don't have Aaron Immol to kick around, we won't know what to do with ourselves. We don't decide to do at all. This is still the least favorite section of the show for a lot of people.

Yes. I want to get people into it. I'm trying. Try it really hard. Did you notice? It was like a, I don't know, it was very symbolic. The way Mr. Crutches was, he's like, those people are running out of breath over there. They don't have a leg to stand on it.

They can't even breathe. And then he was out. So Aaron just said that every time they go live, they notch a win, which is actually amazing to think that way. Aaron goes on and humiliates himself. And there's all these clippers who are. finding the clips of him begging for money and missing out on money and you know losing his dignity every turn he makes and he's like but if i'm live on the internet i win again wow i guess

i guess you do have a winning streak that because you're alive every fucking day because you need to be so okay you got you got us there all right so then uh apparently monday show did not go so well as far as donations go but uh don't worry it's still a perfect week still streak. And Amber with $5. Thank you very much. I believe Amber, one of the people who rescued our Monday show. Nice. We

came up $80 short on Monday and then we had, I circled them here on our list because this was really huge and awesome. Ryan, Chris, D'Amico, Nicholas, and Amber all through in while they watched later on Monday and kept our week perfect.

Thank you guys. I appreciate it. This is odd to me. And I don't care about these stupid rules. Aaron does. He's the one that makes them all up and tells us about them. I wouldn't know about any of this stuff. But according to Aaron's rules,

he has live viewers. He needs to get to $300 on Monday morning or else it's a loss. We didn't hit the goal. But then he doesn't get it. He misses by $80 and donations come in after the show. And it was a victory after all. And they did hit the goal.

With this kind of logic, I'm the richest podcaster of all time. Not yet. Not yet. Not even close to yet, but soon. As long as you're just like talking about the future and someday, like none of it's real. Not who gets a shit.

Chris and I were about to schedule a meeting, yeah. You're right? I don't think he's real. I think he's lying all the time. Well, that's the other thing too, obviously. He loses by, he misses by 80. It's embarrassing. So then he's just like, oh, yeah, but no, a bunch of people gave me money and we're good.

It's a perfect week. Another perfect week. While you were gone, this happened. That was Monday morning that he missed the goal, but then they made up for it. Well, Monday night, he was freaking out as well. I think we're not going his way. I can't, look, I can't blame the morning crowd. I can't blame the morning crowd because we are struggling more tonight than we did today.

Our numbers are terrible. The money is way the fuck off. Yikes. I am, I'm sweating to the old. on this one. I got my real ID today. That's awesome. I'm going to tell you guys

just banal anecdotes about my life tonight, seeing as... Yeah, that'll fix things. The singing and the dancing and the slur merchant and the being funny and ain't fucking working.

I got my real ID finally. It's months and months and months. Imagine that. So here you are not hitting your goal and your audience is shrinking and people aren't giving you money and you're like, it's nothing I'm doing wrong.

No self-reflection whatsoever. Never once being like, is this the right format? Should I get a good co-host at some point? Should we do something? People actually want to watch or pay it to do. It's just like, I'm doing everything right. You guys are fucking it up.

Yeah, also, I can't blame the morning crowd. Why would you? It's two different fucking shows. It's funny. It's late. And I took out my old license and put it next to my real ID. And boy, the last few years have aged me horrible. I am not

this like honestly in my vanity I'm going to have this lasered I mean I'm going to do jaw exercises I'm going to do all that

I'm going to keep doing yoga and all that but like this is just with age this is just coming down more and more I think it's because you're putting on weight yeah and you're still going to wear that shirt

so that's a point but this is an odd thing that he's saying here Not that this is the point of this clip, but they put it at this on the subreddit, so we're playing it. It's interesting that Aaron's talking about how, you know, he looks terrible because the last couple of years have aged him.

What are you going to do about the next few years? You know, this is something that we talk about all the time. I don't know, like Aaron used to talk about getting back on the radio. That was like his thing. We're going to get back on the radio. I got these meetings coming up. Once we're back on the radio, everything's going to be different. It's going to be great.

Well, that's not happening. There are no radio jobs. he's in the middle of talks there are negotiations going on you know what's funny he's probably talking to AI and AI is going to take that morning gig so he has no idea what's going next you're going to tell me opi doesn't have a

gig coming up you are so negative I'm so naive so I don't even know what his goal like what I shouldn't say goal what is next for him it's just every day is groundhog's day just begging for the goal begging for the goal morning and night morning and night morning and night and you can tell

right there he goes this is aging me this is a much younger man than i am this is aging him he looks horrific how is he how is it aging him if he's also not taking any losses how does that happen they behind the scenes and i i think it's because he's lying to his audience no he's actually very stressed out about his lifestyle it sucks you can see it i see it clear every day he's just like this old southern queen from louisiana who just wants to to sit by the bayou and simit juleps and smoke those long cigarettes and talk about his radio days. Like, every shirt is getting pinker and more flowy and he's exaggerated. Time on, time on.

It's a guy who's accused of being gay very often on the internet. I can't stand by this, these accusations. We would know. We live in this. This guy just needs to be himself, come out, be a cup, be whatever you are, and just own it and do the show about that. Then your little banal daily problems will be interesting to your audience. a mid-jula shut up all right how about this let me get my parliaments how about this for a twist in this story the next power couple in the dabble verse nick rakeda and aaron mholt both of them just

say fuck it we're leaving our wives this is what we always wanted the whole time you've tasted my cum right they just get together and everyone goes just a slow clap like finally good for you guys It's good for you guys. This just seems right. And I'm going to end up having it lasered off. It's just so ugly. It's just so gross. I don't like it.

It's disgusting. I think I'm ugly with it. So I probably will have that. We'll keep working on it. It's just so gross. Like I can feel it. And it's just. What about the hair?

And I saw it on my license. And I'm just like, I got a fucking gobble now. all of a sudden I'm getting down my shirt soaked with flop sweat I'm just oh my arms are sweaty today I'm just I'm really going through it today by the way it's another perfect week everyone yeah another win for the towel this is crazy and you know what sucks I woke up today so happy I'm like dude low goal we're going to be okay right this is going to be all right and now it's just it's what the haters have been hoping for for this this daily affirmation thing we hear about this all the time i woke up this morning i said it's going to be great

we're going to kill it today i'm the best of there ever has been at this and everyone knows it and the money's going to come pouring in he has to tell him the shit in himself in the mirror every morning yeah in order to even like get motivated for his day and then it doesn't go that way he's just like yeah i don't know what else to do man i told myself this is going to work and it's not and just like stuttering john it not going his way just means the first thing, little tiny thing that just doesn't go right and then the whole thing collapses. We see

this often, especially in older middle-aged men who were like fat and bald and not attractive and there's like one thing they're hung up on. Like I need longer calves. I need dick pills. Yeah, that's the problem. That's the problem. Like you're going to

lipstick on a pig. It's not helping. And it was funny to watch him go from that shift from like, I need a brand oh honey, this is just So, I had this, last night, dude, I was, like, he caught himself and adjusted and had to go back into it. So I'm saying, bro, it's like, just be yourself, Aaron. We accept it. I'm really going through it today.

And you know what sucks? I woke up today so happy. I'm like, dude, low goal. We're going to be okay. This is going to be all right. And now it's just, it's what the haters have been hoping for for, like, the last two years. It's like, as long as they just hang in there, eventually they're going to get to see the collapse. See, this is also crazy.

because we've talked about this. The analysis, and I think Nick or Kate actually brought us to our attention, Aaron can only exist in the present. The past didn't happen, or if you think it did, it's different than what you think. The future, there is no future. So here we have a day where he didn't hit the goal in the morning, and now he's off the goal in the evening. And he's like, this is what people are waiting for for two years.

This is my collapse. I've seen this happen many times. What do you mean? This isn't the worst thing that happened to you this week, Aaron. Right. Yeah, wait until Friday, idiots. For sure. 150 away from tonight.

Are we going to hit it? Probably fucking not, unless anyone's feeling really generous in the next couple of next hour and 10 minutes. Mom and dad. Fucking hell. All right, let's go to the next story that's not going to work or get anybody talking.

Oh, man. This is just a full-on meltdown. And this is not The haters Or whatever he thinks is going on here That's in his head Yeah, obviously Just reinforcing you're losing

Everyone's watching You're flop sweating You're a loser This is all happening to you And rather than just be like Nah no it's we're having a bad night Whatever who cares I do it two shows a day

Because of shit He just fucking processes All of that negative feedback That he's getting from himself In his head I need to spend this quick he couldn't too he couldn't come up with that he's also going to menopause we should be a little little more tolerant i think he's that why the face is changing yeah comes to time in every woman's

life where they come to terms yeah he's getting hot flashes all right this is a very interesting video clip the last one then we'll get to the game very interesting video clip that i saw in the steel to a boring show subreddit where it seems like erin's having a manic episode this is pretty crazy. And watching Johnny's response to it is also interesting as it often is with these two guys in their dynamic. I

Aaron, I hate Aaron. And then Aaron goes, I think you're a little too obsessed with me. I think it's unhealthy. No, watch this video where I clipped out the over 5,000 times you said gay. Okay, so that's a theme that I think Aaron started to pick up out of

too, which I'm upset about it because I don't want our game to go. away but people are starting to just clip I know that I think Frog's doing that or one of the channels is doing that where they're just seeing how he times he says gay in an episode that the Minnesota

yeah why would you call him gay? Oh my God! Why would you? Holy shit. Holy shit. Johnny By the way, Johnny is so uncomfortable. I mean, generally he is too. But also just with Aaron's performance right here, he's so uncomfortable with us.

Oh, my God! Everybody! Everybody what? Adam, how many fight songs would I need to sing on this show for you to just say, all right, well, it's been fun, Carl. We've had a good run. I'd say the first four bars of anyone,

and I'm out. Skull, Vikings, let's win this game. Skull Vikings honor your name. Go get the first down, then get a touchdown. Adam, it turned his camera. Fight, fight, fight, fight. Skull Vikings run off the score. You'll hear a scale for more.

G-I-K-I-N-G-N-G-S. Skoll Vikings, let's go. Oh my God. Adam's face is so red. He's so embarrassed for Aaron right now. That's brutal. I hope Karmic X is looking. Take a good, hard look at Johnny Crutches, because that's going to be you.

sitting next to stuttering John in a couple years. Get used to that. At least Johnny Crutches is not giving it anything. He's just like, oh no, what are we doing? Yeah, this is after being beaten down for that long. So, Carmen, get used to it. This is going to be the most energy you can muster. Nonswave says, if you don't like sports, you're gay,

then proceeds to scream like a schoolgirl over a man. If you're not into sports, you're a fucking dork, and it's time for jocks to take back the country and just start beating the shit out of you guys. Thank God I'm wearing my bills hat today. I wouldn't want him to think I wasn't into sports And I was a dork Did you see that to adjust his manly

Delivery? He put his hand on his hip Like a little teapot to school everybody Let me tell you something It's wagging his finger If he's on designing women If you don't like sports you're gay Then proceeds to scream like a schoolgirl over a man If you're not into sports

You're a fucking dork And it's time for jocks to take back the country And just start beating the shit out of you guys And throwing them in lockers I think he's overcompensating for what he just did Do you know any jocks, Aaron? That you'd like to do this for you? Who are you going to pick?

I think that he embarrassed himself. And now he's like, I'm alpha male Aaron over here, jockeying it up with the jocks. If you don't watch football on Sunday, here you go, Korn Diff. You're gay. And you need to sit down and shut up like you have your whole life because sports is fucking awesome. Well, there you have it, guys. If you don't watch football on Sunday, you're gay. Good to know.

I think Johnny spends more time out of frame than in frame. Yeah, he's also trying to get away from the camera like you do. Oh, my God. Don't show me during this. I don't want to be at the clip shows. It's used against me. Right. All right.

We have a couple of games to play, of course, because we're talking about Stiltoe. We got to play a little, is it gay? Megan is here. What's up, Megan? Hello. Good to see you. and review girl Annie is here as well oh hello oh hello all right so we have a a round of is it gay but before we get to that magna actually found another clip do you want to set this up at all i forget what it was

okay i just thought it was very funny and i thought you would enjoy it i love it it's perfect it's perfect set up to uh is it gay he just can't stop with the gay there's so much gay it's too much gay if you want to ask, what's too much gay? This should be, like, on a tutorial video of how much gay is too much. Back it down. Perfect. Seems kind of gay. Well, sad. Aaron, nailed it.

So, anyway, that clip alone works in the stinger. I know. It definitely does. I'm going to save that one. That's fun. All right. Let's get into the game. This is the game where we decide, depending on what Aaron is setting up for us, whether he's

going to say it's gay or not. And we all have to remember that, although Aaron fancies himself, a very funny, comedic podcast host. He actually has no creativity, and so everything is just gay. Because in, I guess, rural Minnesota, that's hilarious. Could you imagine something being gay? So let's play a little, uh, is it gay? Round one. Uh, let's go ahead and see what they added to the Cambridge Dictionary.

If I said the words, trad wife, delulu, or mouse chigler. Okay. Tradwife is an easy one. It's like a traditional wife, stays home, takes care of the kids. Trad wife. Let's eat. Just put it together. Delulu means you're delusional. That's a pretty easy one too. And mouse jiggler sounds racist. I'm going to say mouse jiggler means you're a Mexican. Let's go ahead and see what that means. Mouse jiggler. Uh, a mouse jiggler is software or hardware used to simulate or provide movement of a computer mouse. So not Mexican. Okay, good to know. Take away, baggage. All right. Is the definition of a mouse jiggler gay?

Chris? I'm going gay. Adam. I'm going to second that gay. Annie? I think it's gay. Carl. It doesn't sound gay to me.

Uh, it does not. sound gay to me. I'm going to be the contrarian on this one. Let's go. Oh. Gay. Ah, goddamn. I'm so bad at this game, but it's so easy. Here's my rationale for that one.

I don't think he thought the explanation was gay. I think that he didn't know what it meant. I think he thought that was gay. So he's just like, well, that's gay. I also kind of thought it was interesting that if you watch NLO, he has a drop where it's was it um ken young saying gay yeah yeah he did that exact thing which means he watches that

well that's a good point bagel oh my god can you imagine wait who's stalking who around here your honor your utter objection all right i'm losing everyone else has a point i'd have zero this is round two the start of my comeback Go and child, brother. Family reunion. Anemone. Oh, Daniel Day Lewis wrote it, too. So that's what he's been doing.

It's been fucking making shoes. I don't know if you knew that. Daniel Day Lewis spent a lot of time as a cobbler. Not an ice cream dish. He likes to go to his farm and make shoes. like old-timey clogs and shit that's that's his thing not like research for a role or anything like that motherfucker just likes making shoes is making shoes gay carl yes it's definitely gay Adam

I'm going to say that he thinks it's gay but I really want it noted that Aaron has no idea what the fuck he's talking about cobbling in it not being about acting the whole thing

you're just totally missing the mark but talking like an expert Annie not gay oh shit Chris not gay because it's Daniel Day Lewis

that's you're right Daniel Day Lewis is not gay fuck I'm fucking this out He's, for lack of a better word, a weirdo. Ah, shit. I had to think about it, water. All right. Well, I stink at this.

What's the score? I was too offended by the question. Annie and I are tied at two. All right. This is where I start my comeback. It's more fun to start in round three, if you ask me. And never mind. We've got somebody who likes to send in $10 a day and give us really perverted, difficult

would-you-rather's? Oh, great. Like, for example, you're not a guy, so this one isn't going to work as well, but would you rather have a dick that is a big toe, so it's hard all the time, but it's not very big, and it's just, that's just your existence, you're living with that,

or big toes that are penises. Yeah, you know, you got to go with the thing that you can just be ashamed of in private. You've got to have the toe as a dick. Oh, really? You can't have a dick flopping around on your seat when you're wearing your sandals. I chose the dick-shaped toes. But it's only because they didn't tell, they didn't give us details.

Like, can they get hard? If they can get hard, I probably don't want him because that's. Oh, wow. That was a tough one, bagged. Holy shit. It is a tough one. His chatters are very entertaining and give him a lot to think about. Sure.

Are dick toes gay? Chris Not gay Adam Okay first of Well I didn't know he had Little Naz X as a guest That's a good get for him

Gay Number two Why is it always in question with these men Whether the dick is hard or not Like I thought it was just assumed If you had one That an erection is possible But for them it's this other

That has to be I can't answer that for you Unfortunately Can I take foot pills to get my Petus toes hard Where'd you get him From the Doc Weber So I'll go with gay

Annie I think it's gay Who's last? Me I think it's gay It seems gay to me Let's go There's dicks involved They didn't give us details

Like can they get hard If they can get hard I probably don't want them Because that's going to be really weird But if they could be like Oh no shit Yay Tos are just weird

And not gay But there's dicks I can't figure this game out I have over three but I'm starting my comeback now. Remember, final round, I get five points, everyone else gets one. Oh, that's gay.

Sure is. Round four. This weekend, we're going to get, an hour and a half, we'll probably get a two or three hour members only. How's that? I think that's fair. Numero Uno says with or without the tantruming. You know, Numero Uno and I are buds.

We're cool. that there were like three people, I saw three people throw a temper tantrum at me. And I was embarrassed. Genuinely, I was embarrassed for you. Is throwing a tantrum at Aaron gay? Adam? Yeah, it's pretty gay.

Annie? I think in this context, yes. It's gay. Carl It's gay Chris I have to agree it's pretty gay

alright gay across the board because first of all it's a fucking internet show you're gay if you get

that emotional over me beautiful I'm finally on the board I just didn't get shut out that I'm happy about that it's small victories

in life right I hit my goal right at one point round five what's the score producer chris i'm leading with four annie with three adam with two wow you're perfect another perfect week for producer chris all right let's go game point we don't associate females with hazing so when it's dudes were like okay somebody held

some guy down and humiliated him by shoving things up his asshole anyone else trying to figure out what female humiliating him. If you shoves up on my assholes, it'd be a lot more than humiliation. That's going to be painful.

I'm not going to want that. That'd be way down on that list. Yeah, the humiliation part. I'm like, I'm actually think that you guys should be more humiliated about this than me. I'm not doing

bleeding generously. So when it's dudes were like, okay, somebody held some guy down and humiliated him by shoving things up his asshole. Anyone else trying to figure out what female hazing would be? I mean, I want to assume that it's a little more passive than what the boys do, but how do we know?

I mean, they've, in a weird way, got more options for hazing than we do. Let's take a listen. Does he talk about vaginas? Does he say there's other holes? You can shove shit in? Just keep playing. I know. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Your leaders at IUP are under strict rules and required conditions for two years now. Does she ever jaw-wired shut? and this all comes after a hazing investigation so according to a campus hazing transparency report iup cheerleaders were found requiring underage members to assist in purchasing alcohol the report also that's it dude your hazing is so much shittier than our haze like it's all right women hazing in college it's just buying alcohol instead of shoving things up their asses is that gay

Chris Not gay Carl Not gay Adam Gay Annie I'm gay

I'm gay somehow All right It's like We're split It's not gayer I mean sodomizing people Is about as gay as it can get

But like Well it's literally not gay That's the first time we've had one of those out here It's not gayer It's not gayer Oh. You know, like sodomy. So what's the ruling on this then?

Hmm. What? Megan? I was going gay with this one, but now you have having me question it. All right. Well, I'll tell you what. Replay the end of the clip. There's a bonus.

There's a bonus one if you want to use that one. We'll make the bonus our final round. The report, IEP cheerleaders were found requiring underage members to assist in purchasing alcohol. The report also. That's it. dude your hazing is so much shittier than our haze like it's it's like it's not gayer i mean sodomizing people is about as gay as it can get but like yeah so the answer is not gay because you asked us the women's hazing technically yes that is true all right we're throwing

it's not gayer it's still gay though but it's i think not gay is the correct answer nothing that's gay is sodomizing a dude that is very true okay all right so we're throwing It's making my job tougher. You've got a hazing coming up, Megan. We're going to have a long meeting after this. All right, here's a bonus one for us. We'll keep the score that we had previous round. Got it.

Because everyone's confused. This is the one where I can get five points without victory. You better believe it. Yeah, the girl he was with was so tortured for so many years by the fact that there were so many red flags and she didn't notice. She was like, yeah, he would have me play dead while we had sex. Yeah. I had an ex-boyfriend that would like, that would have liked me to pretend to be asleep, which was odd.

But not dead. But still, it's there's... I told you, just thought, why you're talking? Yeah. That's why I just started sleeping. Something about the whole, you don't know I'm doing this. Right. I would like play a doing.

You're like, oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Okay, so that's gay. That's what that means. I know what that means. That's how I heard that. Peter, right? All right. Everyone's getting their shots.

I'm like, why are we doing this? You should have made it really hot and, like, pretended you were having a dream and just, like, snore really, just like, and then as he touches you go, Daddy, no. The chemistry between these two. All right. The conversations these two have.

Yeah. All right. So is. pretending to be asleep while having sex is that gay wasn't it the partner telling you to pretend to be asleep so like if you're if you're having sex with you what's it called it's like a like you're right no it's like um role playing a role play yeah role playing yeah okay so is role playing sleeping while having sex gay.

You're a poet. Annie, what do you think? It's gay. Chris? Gay. Gay is the day as long. I'm going not gay for the win. What win?

If, if, if, if, if, if, if, I think in that couple, the man is role playing, but he's not telling her what it is their role playing as. He just needs her to shut up and keep her head. down and I think he's doing a bit of role playing and I think seeing as how it's KB and it's John

and it's Aaron that have to say daddy all the time they need to say that word they're always saying it and I think there's something about that that's gay so I'm now that's psychiatry thank you I would be like am I dreaming

he'll be like yeah it was it was bizarre yeah It wasn't even Aaron, who said what it was or not. That would have been a giveaway right there. So I'm the big winner. No, I'm just kidding. I guess my final round isn't worth five points.

I guess that's cheating, guys. I feel a little set up. I didn't know it wasn't coming from Aaron. Yep, I know. Throwing us a curveball there, Megan. I think you did. A long meeting. Did a great job, Megan.

Thank you. Oh, yeah, because you won. Of course you think it was a man. He's on to me. All right, we got to catch a dabbler over here. I appreciate Cardiff going back to our old fun game now that John's back and suing us. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler. What do you say, Carl and non-Adam Bush co-host?

Are you ready to poke a dabbler? Ginny the Dickhead. Thank you for saying in. And we will talk money settlement later. Vince, sue me, please. I want you to sue me. Please, sue me. You'll get nothing. Good day, sir. Good day. Sue me, Vince. Go ahead. Oh, I can't wait for that trial. I can't wait. There was no trial. You settled immediately. To go to the judge with my attorney, which of course will be one better than you, and go... He's such a child.

I can't wait. My attorney can beat up your attorney. He's such a child. To the opening statements. When my attorney goes, this guy... What did John say next? You're your choices. It's a real meaty-bo-geny.

Number one, harasses me. Non-stop. B. has acted in an unethical manner. Next. Constantly uses racist terms. There's no way that's the correct spelling of manner. Just want to point that out to Cardiff.

Maybe in Canada. That's the right one. Four. Sends beer and Popeyes to the plaintiff. And lastly, went through my pockets while I was in the shower. to poke a dabbler wow this is a tough one

this is a tough one I always go first on this I like three of them I think could be the answer I'm gonna with one harasses me nonstop that's what I'm going with what do you think Adam see I agree but I feel like it might be a setup because we can all hear him saying that

we know he said that exact sentence whether it was here or not we'll find out you're going with one yeah Annie Um, four, send beer and pop-ahas. Sure. Do you reason why I didn't think that was it? Sorry, not to give it away before everyone else answers.

I don't think John's smart enough to consider or refer to himself as the plaintiff. Uh, Megan, what do you think? I wanted to go a little different this week and just pick the weirdest one. So it's either four or lastly. So I'll just go with lastly. That's one of the ones that's on my list. Yeah. Because that did happen in Atlantic City.

One of the three out of five made it to your list? Interesting. I went with B. All right. Act didn't are not to go manner. Let's go. Oh, I can't wait for that trial. I can't wait to go to the judge with my attorney, which of course will be one better than you, and go,

I can't wait to the opening statement when my attorney goes this guy constantly uses racist non-stop

fuck steals people goes through people's private property I can't can't wait sue me Vince I gotta give you personal credit Megan because he did get into that part after that

I want you to sue me I want to go to trial with you Vince do it do it just do it because every one of your videos that we've compiled

me and Dustin and when we go to the ethics board in New York. I can't wait. And I know you think I'm bluffing, but I'm not. I'm not like you.

The dumbest thing to say what you're bluffing. You better fold. I know you think I'm bluffing, but you better fold. I got 7-2 off suit. You might consider a payment for me. What? For all the damage that you have bequested upon me.

That's all for this. time, come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. We weren't. Good job, Lard. If you, sit. Good dog. Stupid, da, da, da, da, da.

Stupid fat ass potato. See, that John's gone. I don't think we're going to see that John again. That's the John that used to, like, have to regulate his alcohol, and he'd go from, like, I can't drink now. Now I'm on stream. I can drink. Then I have to stop. What we're seeing now is just the 24-7 drunk john like there is no before and after there used to be high highs and low lows creamy middles now we just get this sedated kind of retarded slow person do you think it's better

or worse for wATP and the dabalverse i think wATP and the dabalverse win no matter what it's just the nature of the game unfortunately it's rigged in that way you're right that's just the the way things go the abs and flows of the dabbleverse um we have some voicemails to before we do that I want to ask if there's any new comments on Spotify that you've seen, Megan, that we should read through. Yep. Okay. So we have a couple of episodes every week. So I guess this is from the last two episodes of WATP on Spotify.

This one is, these comments are going to be from episode 649. Start out with the great Seamus saying, I love my best friend in the whole world, Adam Bush. We have Joe P. saying, Joe, only getting laps accidentally because he is such a disgusting creep was one of the funniest segments on him in a while. That and the return of to catch a dabbler, I guess, yeah, to catch a dabbler, of course, keep up the great stuff, Carl and Co. I like that comment. Mm-hmm. And then I know.

And then one more from Jay Wigga. It's not brought up enough that even when Opie isn't doing voices, his voice is insane sounds like a kid with a stuffed up nosey around yeah he's definitely lost the uh broadcasting prowess he once had any do we have any reviews that have come in maybe on apple podcast or something like that yeah got a handful for us the first one comes in from nat rob x they say i used to like this show still do but i used to too too nice oh it's five stars I would imagine. I forgot my job was on this.

I was admiring the Mitch Hedberg reference. Yes. Very good. The second one comes in from Sonny says so. What is this crap cast? If you would like listening to some shark tooth, apparently used to be club-futed,

laughing hyena, deprived the world of Jenny Jingles, and replaced her with some jiggly gal with the help of his clearly more attractive Silver Fox producer, then buckle up. The absurdity will be provided in a That has to be a five-set review. That is.

Nice. I'm saying it's a crap cast. I like it. Yeah, but they said all those truths about Chris. Yeah, you're right. The last one comes in from Coxie 34, the Opie Family Theory. This guy, Hamburger, killed the Greg Hughes family and is now holding Opie hostage in a soundproof, green scaring basement. Hamburger uses the wood panel and the beach back.

backgrounds to record both pots. The audio at the end of the show where Obie says, I gotta go, I gotta go, was recorded when he was locked in a small dog kennel in the corner. What a monster this hamburger guy is. If I could give this 100 stars, I would. Also, if you watch the vids closely, you can just catch a glimpse of Adam Bush

locked in the other corner when the green screen glitches every now and then. I am diabolical. People don't even give me enough credit for what I'm able to accomplish on the show. that's 100 stars the first 100 star review it helps the algorithm

thank you very much for that we appreciate it and honestly cleared up a lot of questions about Opie that explains a lot just a reminder that this is a audio podcast that we do you can listen to it wherever you listen to podcasts Spotify Apple the list goes on so thank you very much for listening

and for reviewing it does help the algorithm and things like that we got some voicemails coming in we had a French Chihana segment on the show on Saturday. Hey, I heard you talking about Frenchihana, but I think you're wrong. She's left into beating your ass and what I hear, she's more into pounding your ass. Give me a rim shot. Thank you.

Rim shot? Nope, no. Sorry, we don't have one. Yeah, we were talking about how Frenchihanna is jacked. I could beat all of us up. But I think French is more of a lover than a fighter. I agree with that. I do have one.

This fucking guy. Folks, there's only 10 minutes left in the show on Carl's inbox. There's still 50 dicks short of the 300-6 goal. Manfellas, this rally, get those dicks in and see Carl's hero. You can submit dicks via email text message fucking mail in a Polaroid. Doesn't matter. Just get those dicks over to Carl. We don't talk about it enough, but yes, we do have a dick-pick goal on the show.

We need to see a lot of dick-picks or else I get very disappointed. Oh, this thing was on? This was on that time. Fucking gay. Producer Chris, you're the worst. Carl's Frost and Tips KFT calling in. Hey, Carl. KFT here.

I was listening to the podcast with Jamirquai about slavery, and I disagree. Flavorie is wrong. You shouldn't have slaves. Right. I just want somebody to do chores around my house free and never ever pay them. So I don't know what you call that. Producer Chris, going to call back. We'll talk about that more.

I also have to be a white person, not a black one, because they're lippy, especially the women. So, all right. Do you want them to pay you to? So that was a reference to Jai Ama, right? Not an easy name, but Jai Ama was this woman, this Christian queer black woman. Jind mentioned obese in her description, but I'm also a giant. Yeah, ridiculous. Who was engaged to Jesus Christ?

And I thought this was actually a pretty good question about that. Carl, what is this fat black woman going on about? She dated Jesus, and she's not telling us what we want to know. How big was his dick? Right. What's his favorite position? Does he eat pussy? Does he come on you or in you?

When he comes on you, where does he come? We all want to know. You know, you want to know, you know, Chris wants to know. These are the questions that need to be answered, Carl. His mom got knocked up without even having sex. So he's probably not taking any chances. I wouldn't imagine he's coming on here. Yeah, they never change.

He's like, I have a family history. I have a family history. I'm definitely not coming into you because it's really potent in this family. Yeah, Dick Seizing. Is he able to turn his come into wine? Switching around for a while, we'll find out. I told you, I'm not Jesus. I'm not taking any chances.

Fair enough. Hey, Carl, Ron, the electrician again. I'm calling because I thought about something recently, and I'm kind of worried about it. I listen to a lot of your programs, but I've noticed something. You're not really the funny one. You're really good at, uh,

Running the program, like on WATS, on WATP, of course, saying the creep-off. You're good at running things, even though Vinny does do the running on that show. But, so this has made me realize, I think you're the Opie of all your shows. Now, I don't mean this as an insult, well, kind of. But I am concerned for your well-being. I hope you don't turn out like Opie. I just have one thing to say to this asshole. Go scuro!

I'm sorry, his name was Ron. the what? The electrician. There you go. He would know. All right. Paco calling in this show, everybody Paco. Yeah, what's so, Carl?

This is Paco. I just want to say, I was disgusted, but at Stephanie Milliclipp where, you know, John's saying he's Latino and shit, and he didn't even know what the Chicano is. Very offensive for me. Fuck that fool.

Also, happy birthday to your father. You know, it can't be easy. So anyways, I just want to say, Much love and respect. They're right, man. I'll see you guys later, bye. Oh, Paco. It's almost touching just now.

I mean, the Paco, I know. Joe Black, love card if, the goat, the potato goat. Gino and Kiki did a dabbling live stream Sunday night, had a whopping 34 people watching. I believe Gino is the biggest lizard in the dabbled. That's not. great. I'll give you that. Hey, everyone.

This is Carl Hamburger, the $600,000 man. And to start off this episode of WATP, I'd like to talk about crib death. All right. See you later.

All right, so two shows in a row, I kind of started with a bummer of a story. That's my bad. I'll figure it out. Yeah, I'd like to issue an incorrect correction. You guys, your review girl is talking about the, the Wren Festival, Renaissance Festival. All your Michigan listeners are thinking right now, but it's called the Renfest. What the fuck are you talking about?

You've never heard it called a festival. It's not a Renaissance Fair. I've never fucking heard of that. What are you talking about? Yeah, well, she's not a Midwestern. When you're from New Jersey and you have friends from Jersey in New York, you call it renfair it's a run fair that's just that's just you know that's an east coast thing i guess i'm from the middle of the midwest it's a renfair it's a thank you it's where civilized society is they call we call it

a renfair obviously and it does not want to weigh in on this controversial topic but call it whatever you want as long as you have fun doing it and it's like i'm not talking about jesus penis size i'm not talking about red fair versus red festival i have too many fans tomato tomato i can't be seen with you all just like the next convention I go to I would have people yelling at me in New York we'd call it smoking up

and in the Midwest they'd say smoking out it's just colloquialisms it's just wherever you're from it all means the same thing we don't have to get offended by it very good one more voicemail on here um opi's take on cracker barrel I've guys heard that

he's got a hot take on it and he was reliving what the boardroom meeting was, the person who pitched the new logo. Apparently, he might have stolen this. Hey, WACP. So you know how Hopi did that long reenactment of the Crackerbrill boardroom where it sounds like he thought they changed the name of the company and not just the logo? Well, I figured it out he's doing that because he's remembering what he heard an actual

radio guy say on the radio years ago when Duck and Donuts changed their name and their logo. And he's not smart enough to adapt it to the new scenario. And I know him right, because at the end, he laughs the way he always laughed when he remember something funny. Now when he said something funny. Peace. All right, good observation. You may be right about that. Hope he doesn't have a lot of creative thoughts in his head. Thank you, everyone, for joining us tonight. I want to thank producer Chris.

What do you got going on, buddy? What are we promoting for you? See it, Villaroma. WATB Live.com. Adam, Bush, will be there as well. Adam, anything else you're promoting, my friend. I sure will. I'll be at Villa Roma. Check out the last episode of the Dick Show at Dick Masterson that I'm on and there's a record called Real Nice Friends by Jamie Levine I produced that just came out on vinyl so you can pick

that up along with your isotopes vinyl and I will see you all in the cat skills. Beautiful. Megan, anything you're promoting this week? No, not really. Okay. You have an Instagram or something you want people to find you at? People could find me. Good enough. That sounds like a

challenge. Yeah, right? Annie. I want to promote the all apologies podcast trucker andy does a great show with his brother joe and if you want to find me you can go to insanity.com and check out what i'm up to very good thank you all for uh being here and you know what opi is going to tell us just do it no no no no opi that's not that's not the cue for that that's the cue for this i got to go bye i got to go i got to go i got to go i got to go i got to go Bye.

Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan.

And guess what? This voicemails over. Okay. Bye. Bye. A plane has hit I rewatched Carly Boom

Like his mom Boom I don't know Who gives a shit Why I'm even still doing this I'm out of here Ah Carl I love you

Man That was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that Alright Bye Bye I have no thoughts

Nothing Nothing Thank you.