Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep652 - Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

Episode Date: August 31, 2025

This week we’re learning about Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the annoying hosts of a show that no one could possibly care about. Their energy levels are all over the place and Harp couldn’t be more annoying. It’s a bad sign when Gabby isn’t the obnoxious one. Doug from Good Times Great Movies and Lucy Tightbox from Once Over with Cayley join us to try to figure out where Vienna is located. Alex Stein talks to Michael Malice about Steel Toe. Corey Feldman tells a story on SiriusXM that is absolutely INSANE! Lucy explains why Meghan Markle is one of the most hated women in the world as we break down a recent interview to promote her Netflix show. Stuttering John is so deep in the Dabbleverse already that he’s playing clips of Pat Dixon watching Karmic and Felicia and then talks to Clay Dabbler about how Kevin Brennan is a jerk. I hate that I wrote that sentence. We play another round of To Poke A Dabbler, check out Internet News, discuss Gary in San Diego, and finish up with your voicemails.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Lucy Tightbox’s show - http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/ Doug’s show - https://www.youtube.com/@GoodTimesGreatMovies/videos  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be there. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and shit all over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called Tea Time with Gabby Lam and Harper Rose Drummond. This is a suggestion from Michael Gavin Ali in our Discord. We've all listened separately. not discuss it with each other beforehand. Let's get into the show hosted by Gabby Lamb and Harper Rose Drummond. They have 8,700 subscribers, or I should say, yeah, 8,700 subscribers on YouTube. And you checked out

a recent episode that was recommended to us, Doug. Yes. Do you want to get started there and tell me your thoughts on the show? So, okay, I do, but I don't understand the show. Like so many shows that we talk about, I listen to one episode, and most times I understand. I get it. I kind of know who it's for. I kind of get the idea of the show. Sure. This one, honestly like, and as I go through my clips, I don't know if

everything they're doing is a joke, if it's if they're serious about any of this. Like we've talked, or I've talked before, somebody wanted me to bring that Bobby, whatever her name is interview. Because they said to me,

this is horrible you and Carl should do it. I immediately watched that and I was like, this is fucking hilarious. This girl knows what she's doing. Yeah, very dry. It's deadpan. It's wonderful.

I think they're trying that, but I'm really not sure. Hold on. We got to play clips because no one else we're talking about. But you're trying what? Deadpan? There's one who has to fucking everything.

Okay. That's what I thought at times, just because of what they're discussing on my episode specifically. Okay. One thing you used to do a lot on the podcast is the first clip was the show to me. Yeah.

If you could play my number 12, I think it really gives people an idea of what this show's about because it's just non-sequiters, it's jokes that aren't funny, it's babbling and singing. That one gal who wrote in saying that her friend was like hoarding mice. Oh, my God. Can you imagine she brings a hookabler? Don't step on any of my friends. You can just scoge them out of the way. Yeah.

They don't bite. Hard. But I do. It's like, oh. want some cheese do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-hh. Yeah, they definitely do. I'm already a hundred percent think that they're hot.

I'm already annoyed with that. Oh, especially Gabby, who looks slightly better than Sandra Bernhard. Well, I think you got those mixed up. So Harper Rose Drummond is on the left there. And Gabby Lamb is the one on the right. Yeah. Is that what you meant? That's what I meant.

Okay. Yeah. I see your side. I see your side. Yeah. Yeah. Where we go from here, Doug? Let's learn more about these ladies.

Yes. Let's learn more about these ladies. And most of my clips have to do with. Harper because she's really bringing it. Hold on. The one putt is a good day for the show. Between two holes. It's pretty good. And let me just, let's just play number three because number three actually introduces what this particular show, what this particular podcast is actually about. And it really shows why most of my clips have to do with Harper because Gabby has zero energy and

appears to not be interested in what's going on and honestly not know what's going on. What the hell is today's subject? Something that you saw at a neighbor's house or something you saw at someone's house that made you never want to return. I'll be honest. First thing that comes to my mind, I feel like it's pretty blazee, but it really struck me. I walked into my friend's house in middle school and they kissed each other on the lips. Who's they? My friend and her family.

So Gabby doesn't know. that when somebody tells that story that it's the friend and her family kissing each other on the lips. I don't think she was listening. Yeah, it's even plied. Yeah. I agree with you at that. I don't know why she asks for clarity on something that seems so obvious.

So the way that the show format works is they pick a topic each week and then their listeners write in based on that topic. So, for example, the episode that I checked out was worst sexual experience. And so they just wanted to give. examples of bad sexual experiences and they do tease it right up front which is always good to do. And this week we are reading listeners submitted

stories on worst sexual experiences. Starting us off is a rapper during intercourse. Yeah and then we got a story about extreme farts. A girthy guy in Vienna. A Seth Rogen lookalike. Uh-oh.

And kittens lapping milk for well, you'll find out. And don't forget about dingy-ass dry guys. So if that sounds interesting or horrifying to you, give this episode a watch. Oh, yeah. No, thank you. So you said, Doug, you weren't sure who this is for?

This is for, like, young girls, right? Is it? I don't know. I think it's for the two of them. Oh, that might be. I don't think that this is for anybody. Because I hear that tease, and they're like, oh, you want to hear about a girthy guy in Vienna? No. Definitely not. What do you mean? How about a guy who's really dry?

You just want to meet him? I don't know. No. And Carl, I don't know. You watched your whole episode to pull clips. Did any of these stories sound true or did they all just sound made up? Right. That's the other problem here. It is really super similar to, there were all these teenage girl magazines back in the 80s and 90s, and all of them had these sections where, you know, it's somebody writing in and saying, I went for my driver's test and then I got my period and then I saw a cute boy and it was really embarrassing. And that's exactly what this show feels like. Thank you.

I'm glad you're here for validation because that's the feeling that I was getting, too. It's not just for women. It's for very young women. Right. This is like a titillating tale. There's like, whoa, a guy started freestyle rapping during intercourse. Wow, that's wild. Like, okay.

So I thought that all of the stories that they told were fake. And I'm not disputing that at all. But I thought they were just made up by someone behind the scenes or by them. That's a good point. It turns out that these are submitted by. listeners because if you play my number nine, I just find it funny that they received no submissions. Oh, no. So Laura tells us, she goes, so there were very few submissions this week. Thanks, guys. So I'll give you two of mine. Salty. Yeah. So Laura decides, I don't,

I don't think she's their producer. There's this guy named Lee who's hanging around. She just decides to pitch makeup stories, tell possible true stories about herself. And that is their entire episode. Wow, that's pathetic. Yeah. That's really bad. Now, Lee, who will meet momentarily, is Lee a gay man? I have no idea. Did you look into Lee? Because I did, based on some things that, based on his energy in my episode, I had to look him up. And he was their original producer, and then he quit, and I totally get it, and then he came back for some reason. They do ad reads during the show? There's like 4,000 views on an episode. I don't understand what the business model is here. It's very confusing to me. I do think that they have large platform,

like on other social media sites, I think that they are relatively well known. On their Patreon, they have over 1,100 paid subs. That's not bad. That's something. I know that you covered a podcast before with Harper Lee. Okay, thank you. Because I'm like, how do I know this bitch? So I googled her and all I can saw was her Instagram and nonsense. I guess I don't know her. But yeah, she does like familiar to me.

Yeah, she does another podcast, I believe, with, I mean, I will refer to her as a plus size model. She's pretty attractive. I don't know what her name is, but I think a room. Do you want to start over again? No, no, that's all right. That's okay. What is that?

Carl, girl, can you, can you play my number 10 because it was my favorite part of the show? So this is an ad read. You said they do ad reads. They do them the same day because they're in the same outfits. So I edited this. I had to cut it in half. The first bit of this is just for the watchers because Harper's trying to do this ad without reading and then can't help herself. Gabby doesn't give a shit.

She's holding her in front of her face reading it. But then they go off script and it's the best. Like I was finally smiling at this point. in the episode. While you're planning beach trips and three-day weekends, your wireless plan should be the last thing on your mind. Stop sweating over your cell phone plan and make the switch to to Mint Mobile. Get the coverage and speed you're used to, but for way less money. For a limited time, Mint Mobile is offering three months of unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. You guys, it's awesome. I switched over to Mint Mobile and can't complain.

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That rips. Yikes. Sign me up. It was oddly genuine in a podcast that I assume was just full of lies and funny stories. Well, since you brought that up, they have no ability to improv and they're doing the wrong type of show based on what their skill sets are not that I would know what type of show they should be doing but they're talking about this uh chick who was farting

during sex I guess an actual guy wrote in a story on here which everyone was surprised by yeah that's not real so yeah probably not I wish to remain anonymous so yeah so the guy writes it about this chick farting and it was the best I've ever had it was crazy Love it one guy's right in. Yeah, it's so funny. But as soon, I know, we have one guy a month. But as soon as we started having sex, she would just not stop farting. You?

Hmm. I know they were not queefs because I can feel the quefs coming out of the vagina and squeeze its way out. These were actually farts. Wow. Okay. Harper. Harper, and she does this all episode, too, where there's like a little wall where she just goes, ha ha ha, ha.

I didn't know she's paying attention. She just hears the silence for a minute. She does that on my episode. It's just scream laughter every now and then. And nothing prompts it. I don't, nothing they did. Well, they did say far. She's participating.

Did you hear, did you hear us talk about how the girl was farting though? So anyway, the reason why I set that up, I needed to play that clip to set up this clip, which is them riffing now. Now they're not reading the script. They're just going to, you know, make with the Wakawaka. And I woke up in the middle of the night and she was farting so much in her sleep. Is this real or is this like an idea for a cartoon? I know. Also, it sounds like it's a condition.

Like, this is not. Yeah, it sounds like she has like Crohn's or something. This is not right. There's something medically wrong with her. Or she's just that much of a free spirit. Hey. Wow. These two have nothing.

Is it a cartoon? I don't know if it's a medical condition. I guess. Yeah. There were so many lulls in the conversation in my episode where people had nothing to say, just like weird, awkward silence. And I know it's on YouTube. I don't think this is live.

Like, you probably could have cut around this. It seems very awkward. These two appear to, well, they don't appear to be. They say that they're friends. They used to be roommates, but they seem to have no chemistry whatsoever. Yeah, I noticed that, too. This is episode 177 that I'm playing for you right now. This is not a new show.

I know. You would think that they would have this down by now. And to your point about editing, Doug, there's always so much you could do. I can imagine the guy's just like, well, I can make it a 13-second episode or I can put it out like I can put another show on. You're right. Let me show you how this show starts. This is enraging. We start, and I'm not making this up.

This show starts mid-conversation. You have no idea what's going on. Hey, guys. If you want to know how Harper... You're so nasty! You're so nasty. No, if you want to know how Gabby and Lee want to... How we know how to correctly get our pussies eaten.

He gets his pussy eaten. He likes to only eat, but... We figured out that there's something going on weird over here. Harper's missing a step here. I'm lost. Wow. Someone's sucking. and someone's looking at an asshole or what's going on?

At least there was a little chemistry there, though. Was, okay, I guess. I mean, a little. I was just confused by it. Yeah, no. The word doesn't make sense. Yeah, yelling over each other equals chemistry in this podcast. But yeah, this is, honestly, Carl, this is hilarious because my, the episode I listened to had zero energy.

Like, this was nowhere near what I listened to. Oh, yeah. So they had just been having a conversation 10 minutes before the show started. And I guess they're still having that conversation for some reason. Oh, my God! You guys are acting like elitist dingleberries. I saw something last night that had me laughing the hardest I've laughed in, I don't know, seven years. I was even harder than 10 minutes ago.

I was going to get into the biggest fight ever on this podcast. No, what I see here are two women who are way too comfortable. They don't give a fuck. If you know what they're talking about, they're just having a good old time chit-chatting. And people accuse me of setting things up too much and explaining all the lore. So you understand why you're going to hear the clip that you're going to, it. And maybe I do set things up too much. But God, this thing was just like, oh, my God, remember that thing 10 minutes ago? I know. What the fuck was that all about? I don't know.

What was it all about? Apparently, our, uh, our girl Gabby here, she saw a funny TikTok video. She wants to bring that to the show because that's, uh, that's an important thing to do. No, because I. And watch what he can do. Can you see it? Can you see it? Yes. Wow. Stand on his head. I don't know what. And you say, you say,

and he can go like this. Oh, wow. See? That's why he's called a contortionist. I started crying at this. That's the least funny thing I've ever seen my life. Thank you. Thank you, Harper.

She finally said something I appreciated This fucking Gabby's going Isn't this hilarious? This TikTok video I watched And everyone's going I don't even know What's going on in this video Did you follow that at all?

Was that hilarious? I did not understand what was happening I'm glad you said that I really thought like I zoned out Before you showed the clip And you would explain something Because I have no idea What I even just looked at

I showed you the entire context of that I saw a really funny TikTok video last night Here I'll show it to you here She pulls it up on her phone And she can't let it go Gabby's like, this is, this is so funny. And the comments were killing me. The comments were killing me.

This feels like, okay, you know what? You guys don't fucking get it. No, we don't get it. This is now just cooked in the comments. But yeah, that's true. One of the comments was like, this is the Yellow Jackets intro. And that had me screaming and crying. I was screaming and crying.

This is not the beginning of the episode. We're off to such a bad start here. Like, just scrap it and start over again. I watched last night the one that you sent me And I think it's the same one that Doug watched And they are so comfortable talking over each other And it's very much like this Like what the fuck is happening

Which prompted me to look at what episode number it was I couldn't believe it was 181 And that's amazing So this means this is them getting their shit together To do a show And this is another thing that annoys me There's a whole generation of people who think that their TikTok,

FYP is their personality. And that's the first thing they want to talk about. Like, they have a show format. They have all these sexual experience stories that they're going to read through. Instead, like, look at how quirky I am. Look at my uglithms showed me last night. Can you believe that?

Gabby had better be on drugs because she is not. She'd probably be on drugs to look that way. Yeah, right? Yeah, she better be. In the episode I brought, she has a real, like, late stage Amy Winehouse look about her and really like it doesn't look good okay um Carl so on mine they're not I think I think producer Chris you said that they're comfortable talking over each other like in mind they don't

even seem to want to be doing a show and there's nothing funny about what they're saying so the topic of the show and I think it was played in a clip earlier was like you know circumstances and situations you were in and you would never go to that house again this basically gives Harper an opportunity to bring her horrific family life to this podcast. And I can't believe 170-some episodes into this, that her friend and roommate has never heard this stuff before. Start with number four. I edited this.

I had to cut things and cut around nonsense. But listen to this because I thought she was joking, but she's not. My dad loves to slap me on the ass. And I go, you like that? What the fuck? What's worse? being kissed on the lips by your dad or being smacks on the ass. Are you lying? That's a joke.

Wait, what? No, I'm being dead ass. A smack on the ass, it is pretty jarring. I've never gotten all the way used to it. I don't even know if I've ever said that out loud before. If I went to your house and I saw your dad do that to you, I'd go, I'm never going back there. I know. And you would be in the right for that. Yeah.

But guess what? My dad doesn't really have a house, so. Good stuff. Yes. Wow. Wow. She's the Ron, the waiter of the show. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. The energy's so different on this one. Like, they're on like Quayloos or something. Is that a thing? It's true. Yeah, I feel like without having her... Oh, bye, Doug. I guess Doug got bored.

Just like, yeah, the energy sucks. I'm out. I think you might have hit a button that you didn't want to hit. Well, let me get back into the episode we were talking about where they're explaining the worst sexual experiences they've had. and Harper, there he is. Sorry about that. That's all right, buddy.

Did you hit a button? Nope. I thought you did. Oh, I thought you'd have enough of me. I was like, oh, that's enough. If I wanted to do it for comedic effect, I'd just go, I'd go like this. Ah, fuck you, Doug. But I'd be able to bring you right back.

I would actually kick you on that before. I know. Kick you out of the studio. All right. So I guess our girl, harp, has been having some bad sex lately. Aw. Put a coin in that. I guess Hogg

is having pretty bad sexual experiences based on our conversations. Oh my God! That's, you're literally being crazy. I don't know what they're going for, but none of them are talented enough to pull it off. No, clearly.

It's like they have like an inside joke thing that they're doing, and she's freaking out about it, but none of us know what the fuck it is, so we don't care. I'm going to start yelling and then you guys say nothing. Okay. That's good. And then keep that level up. And then this turns into this.

And you're literally trying to stoke the flame and it's working. Don't slow blink at me, Gabby. Oh! I can't stand when he slow blink at me! Yeah, Harper has a lot of energy in this episode. It's not good. It's not a positive thing. I'm kind of glad I watched the episode I did, because if I had watched this, I would have chosen the other show, Carl.

You gave me two choices. If all this screaming were in my episode, I'd be like, no, we're not, we can't do this. I'm glad that I said to the subdued version of these two idiots. All right, so we played the dad slapping around the ass. Yeah. Where are we going from there? So let's go, let's do more family trauma. Let's just go to number five.

And she's talking about why her house wasn't the cool house to hang out at when she was a kid. I remember I had an experience where I realized that my house was the off-putting house. Really? Because my parents would fucking argue. And, like, they would try and hold it together when people were over. But, like, every once in a while, we would hear, like, a Jerry Springer-esque argument downstairs. Like, well, fuck you, Mike. Vives were bad, huh?

Hey, broken glass here and there. Oh, you fucking bitch. I'm wondering how long it took her to realize that her house isn't the cool fun house to hang out at. Was it in middle school? Hopefully it wasn't high school. Was it not when her dad was slapping everybody's ass? Yeah, that feels like I wouldn't want to hang out at that house either. Right.

Yeah. Well, what does the dad look like? All right, all right. Stop being logical. That's a good point. That's a good point. If you want to jump right to my number seven, because this is ongoing, because we've heard about the dad, we've heard about the fighting, we have not heard yet about her alcoholic mother.

If I was over at another friend's house, because I'm like, well, I can't fucking be at home because this living situation is going to get someone, like, locked up for life. I would be at a friend's house. She would come pick me up drunk. and she'd like, you're coming back with me. Like, I understand that she's putting on a funny little voice at the end, but this is kind of tragic. And also, she's not getting anything from her co-host.

So, like, I feel like this is all real. Like, these aren't jokes. I feel like her co-host might be aware of some of these things. Also, if you grow up in a household like this, doesn't that usually make you funny as an adult? You would think so. You know, that's the one nice thing about having a dysfunctional family life growing out and poor harpier got none of that just the abuse you could channel that into

some sort of humor right no just sitting on a chair casually talking about how your dad grabs your ass and your mom's a horrific drunk but let's keep car let's keep going i'm going to monopolize this for a little bit let's go go to number 13 because we've talked about her mom her dad i wonder if her abusive aunt gets any flat no my fucking bitch aunt the nurse who I have had blocked since I was 27. Fuck her. She's the one that, Manchowski,

wait, what's it called? Munchausen? Munchausen by proxied my fucking, one of my cousins, like made her believe that she's handicapped and she's not. Like,

it's, my aunt's like, severely, severely abusive. That's crazy. So crazy. And allegedly, don't get me legal,

in any legal trouble, but, nope, you covered your bases. You're fine. Yep. That's all you got to do. Is this a comedy show?

What the fuck is going out of here? Is it just like, uh, Like Harper describes her horrible upbringing. Yeah. She has taken over the episode I listened to because I think, I believe that Gabby's just too strung out. I don't know what she did during their episode break or something, but she's like fucking out of it during this episode. And let's, let's keep with the family because now she puts, she, she talks about the Munchausen by proxy cousin in 15.

Did this kid not just like smell constantly? He must have smelled so bad. Like when they were like because I would we would always like meet up at my grandma's house or her apartment and my cousins never smelled like filth and they were living it like this. But I will say and like I love my cousins and like if you listen to this, I'm really sorry to say this because I've never said it to your face. But like it did make me kind of like scared to like touch you like to like hug like maybe not want to hug them because I'm like, you're like dirty. Could you imagine being her cousin and it's like, oh my. cousin as a podcast. Maybe I'll take a listen to this one. I'm thinking about the entire

family. You're getting called a leper on a podcast. Their family gathering around to be like, hey, let's check out what Harper's up to. Yeah, I didn't, I didn't pull the clip before that, but they are talking about someone who smells like cat, piss, and shit. So that's what she's saying about her cousins. Okay.

That was nice word to say that she didn't smell like that, at least. Could have been worse, I suppose. It wasn't vomit. All right. So, what's get into, because the whole point of people sending in their worst sexual experiences is the hilarity that unfolds when you hear about things like that. And you heard in the tease, there's a guy who's spit and rhymes during intercourse. Oh, yeah.

Freestyleing while they're doing it. Oh, is that true? No. You write that down, producer Chris? Yeah. So I don't think that Gabby's understanding what's going on. One thing led to another, and he put on some music, and we started having some. sex. The music was instrumental

just beats. This is the type of shit Lee would put on. That's crazy. That's crazy, like, karaoke versions of songs. That's so funny. I didn't edit that, okay? I just want you to know. It sounds like, I know. It sounds like I edited that. So, I don't know if she's trying to make a joke or she just doesn't know that instrumental music could just be instrumental music. It doesn't have to be a

karaoke track. But look at the end of that again. This is where she, um, Harvard just starts spazzing out for some reason. I guess she doesn't know what else to do with this. It's like fish. That's crazy, like karaoke versions of songs. That's so funny. That's like a nervous tick or something. Eric Griffin type behavior.

Yes. Because it's not a natural reaction. Like, it's not like she threw her head back and had a natural laugh. This is, I don't know, to fill dead air. Well, you want to see some more laughing because they finish up a story in their past in the iPad back and forth to read these stories. And wow, Harper really likes this.

All right. The small, wide dick and broken pussy. Sounds like everybody in this room. I don't like it. I guess I didn't get that joke. But Harp did. So that's good. That's for her. And she threw in a Muttley. That was nice.

It was nice to put that in. But yeah, Doug, was you or maybe it was Lucy who said this show is for them. That's the target audience. They're just making inside jokes and cracking each other up and having a good old time. That's it. I mean, that makes sense. It's not worth doing. It's not worth putting this much time and energy in, like renting a studio. And that's definitely what they're doing. Like, they are renting this space. And they have very specifically one hour to do this. If you could play by number 16, because there's this producer guy who pops up in this weird

oval frame every now and then in the middle of the screen so they can talk to him. And in my episode, he's kind of fucking had it. And I have a few clips of it. Start with 16. It's no fucking light. It's so dark. I know. And it's always cold. I know. It's so cold.

And I love if I just said our place, you haven't lived there for like a year. Oh my God. Yeah. It's like a year. It's crazy. We're in the middle of his story, right? Okay. My hero. I'm the asshole I mean, according to Reddit

Oh, he didn't like that Are we? It was a genuine question Are we in the middle of the story? Yep. Oh yeah. Guess we'll get back to it. Let's finish it up. I'd call that constructive feedback. Holy shit.

These women do not handle that very well, do that? Oh. Bitternus. Not at all. It's absolutely incredible. They give them a bunch of shit during the episode. he's just trying to keep them on track like he's looking at his watch

he's like I gotta edit this thing we gotta be out of here in 15 minutes play number 18 because it just keeps going nice that's really fucking funny oh how many more stories do we have why am I the fucking

enemy right now how many stories do we have all right looks like daddy's activated let's calm them down let's read one more story oh you got it i think we only have like two left and they're short okay so buckle up all right i totally know what this guy is going through right now it happened to me yesterday on the creepoff we're doing a bonus show and we did this whole woke dead presentation we inducted him into the creepoff hall of fame over an hour long fantastic

presentation i'm trying to watch this hRO hearing that's going on in my zoom court But I'm doing the show. I'm trying to be professional. And then I get done with all that. And Vinny goes, all right, let's check out some scum stream stories. We're over an hour. Can we just be done now? What are we doing?

It's not a bonus. It's just a fucking bonus shop. I'm trying to watch this here. You idiots. Harper stubbornly slows down when she's given direction just to be a con. Oh, what a passive aggressive bitch. One more. 19.

It's my last Lee clip. And he's over it by this point. That's been our episode. I hope you enjoyed the story as much as we did. I thought we were doing a second one. I thought there was two more. You said we could do one more. It was a long one from the ER.

Yeah, no, we don't have time. Oh, I feel so bad for him. You can't win. Oh, yeah. So you are listening to me. There's no winning with Harper Rose, apparently. So great. I've got to go back and remind myself what I watched her before because I hate her.

I just remember hating her. As soon as I saw her on the show, she was like, there's something about this woman I don't like. She's already done me wrong, I think. All right. Let's talk about fisting. I'm sure they can make that funny, right? You know, someone writing in about a guy fissing them,

probably be hilarious. At least so I thought, until he tried to fist me and put his whole hand. No. No. No. No. No.

Don't want that. No, thanks. Okay, you're not into fissing. How about punching? What if I fissed you here? That's insane right there. She just started making noises after a while. She didn't know what to do anymore.

It's like, oh, shit. Are you going to say something about fisting? I just got to keep making noises. Someone's got to feed Gabby. Okay. Then they say something really stupid and everyone looks stupid and that makes me happy. He paid for my Uber home. Thanks for reading, Hawks.

Much love from Vienna. Vienna. Okay. Vienna's very cool. Not us having reach in Vienna. I know. Okay. Okay.

You're going to read. He reminded me of Seth Rogen. What did you think of our French accents earlier, Miss Vienna? Who you read, mother-moselle. Isn't Vienna in Italy? Yeah. Oh. So.

I was just, what am I thinking of? What is that? What am I thinking about? An incorrect correction. You always got to love those. Hey, hey, dummy. They wouldn't be French. It's Italy.

You moron. So fortunately, they do figure this out. Yeah, but I think I associate it because it's Marie Antoinna and she's a queen of France. She's from... Yeah, but it still doesn't mean that you were right. No, you were wrong.

Okay, anyways. Jesus Christ. She's fun to be around out. And just wet cough. on your podcast into the mic. Thank you for saying that, Doc. I spelled that B-F-Z-F-Z-F-Z-F. I don't know if I got that right or not,

but that's what's in my notes. Man, this is insane. This is, this is, like, I don't think, and Carl, sometimes, you know, we have brought the same episode before, sometimes we bring different ones. I don't think I've ever experienced two episodes that are more different.

Yeah. And it's funny because Gabby and your episode is checked out, like you said. I don't know if she just got her fix or it's been too long. It's hard to tell. And so she's just completely checked out. And then in this other episode, she's talking when she shouldn't be. It's like, why are you doing a French accent?

It's nothing to do with anything. In my episode, I didn't pull this near the end. She is playing with the fake palm plant behind her and like pulling it down in front of her face. Okay, she's having a great day. Yeah, she's having a good time. She left there going, that was another amazing episode. It's to the point where. Harper has to tell her to stop or else she will tip the plant over like it's it's really crazy all right

anything else you want to finish up with Doug I have a couple more maybe um if you play my number 11 this is a wild clip because they're talking about castaway the the tom hanks movie okay and the clip starts basically with Harper lying about having seen it and the other two are calling her out but by the end of this I'm not sure any of them have actually seen the movie well was Wilson that was the volleyball his best friend and castaway you never saw castaway

you know it's so weird and I don't know why I made this connection but when you said they started talking about castaway I was picturing what Ray DeVita would do if he was on our show right now and he would yell Wilson and of course that's what these fucking idiots they just have an association of their head they have to

spit it out as quickly as possible I'm sorry I'll go back Wilson that was the volleyball his best friend and Castaway. You never saw Castaway? I have, but it's been so many years. Wilson, that was like the, he was the

co-star. Who's the huge part of the plotline? Okay. Do you want an award? Or, what do you want? I remember. You want Lee to eat you out? Lee, have you seen Castaway? Of course. Yeah, you remember Wilson. Look at it. Yeah, he's seen it.

Wilson. Oh, Wilson. How that, Wilson? It's so great. I wonder why Gabby moved out over a year ago. Harper is such a bitch. Yeah. She's not fun to be around.

Yeah. I mean, neither of them. There's nothing interesting. I can't imagine anything redeemable about anybody on here. All right. Where do you want to finish up with? You know what? Let's just do the last one.

This is the shortest clip. I'm at my wits end. I'm so done with this stupid show. And then suddenly Harper speaks to me. personally. Nice. If you're a first time listener, I'm sorry. That's it.

So she knew. She knew they didn't bring it on that day. Well, thank you. Can I do one more thing? Of course. I did this with that Chloe Kardashian podcast. I'll never be able to, the Scott Dissick thing,

never be able to reach those heights again. But I'm digging into reviews, and I find out people don't know how to properly relieve reviews. It's so great. So if you don't mind, I will read three reviews for this podcast, and you tell me how many stars they're given. Wait. Okay.

I got it. Yes. Yeah. For the Tea Time podcast. Okay. All right. Let's do it. So title, not a good look.

Honestly, you two should just delete the past few episodes or edit out all the racial slurs. Okay. I'll let you guys pick how many stars you think that is. I'll go with two. I'm going to go with a one-star review. Okay. Only because of the way Doug set it up, I'm going five. It's a five-star.

That's fun. Cool. So, subject of the next one, stop saying go off. Sounds like a dumb teenager who keeps saying like over and over. Your trendy lingo just comes off as YouTube being stupid. That's a one-star. That's an annoyed person.

I know that person. I've been that person. Okay. All right. I'll stick with two. I'm also going to go one. One? It's a three-star review.

All right. Very last one. Here we go. Subject, hell of funny. I can't listen in public because I cackle, choke, and I laugh at some of this stuff. People are wild. Love you, Gabby. I'm going two.

Let's see two. Five. I'm going to go three. It's a one-star. that's hilarious it's insane like it's so great just going through the just going through apple podcast and realizing i don't think people understand or or it's just a joke like i don't get it it's really wonderful so duck can you make this every saturday for us then is that uh is that cool you know what every time i'm on all right fair enough you're smart i do at some point i do want to play the is

it gay like that is i find that hilarious i love it i'm so glad that that is part of the Wednesday shows, I believe. I love it. Is it a gay is an awesome game. I'm worried about it, though, because Korn Diff made this super clip of Aaron saying gay over 5,000 times just this year alone. So much fodder.

So he's very self-conscious now about it. It's like, Corn Diff. We're doing a thing over here, man. What are you doing to us? All right. I want to talk about, you're familiar with Michael Malice? He's an anarchist. He has a show.

He has to be on compound media with Anthony Coomia. He's a show called Your Well. Welcome, Y-O-U-R, just to piss people off. He didn't use to host Nickelodeon Guts, is what you're saying? Correct. It's not that person. Well, he has a show, and he had my buddy, Alex Stein, on his show, recently, and proof number in our Discord posted this.

They're talking about, Alexine had this debate with Destiny, and that was a little while ago. But anyway, they're talking about that. And then Alex Stein, who is so in the Dabbleverse and everything that's going on, brings this up on a very big show with Michael Malice and I found this fascinating because Alex is

riveted by this. Michael, another sector of the internet you probably are not that familiar with, but are you familiar with like the Steeltoe morning show and the Nick Riccada a wife swap? A Ricada, I'm familiar with the whole situation there. Yeah, yeah. So I'm saying, you know, I actually like Nick and I actually like Aaron

and Moultai. I think it's kind of an interesting story. But this wife... This is what I love about what Alex is doing. here because when Elvis on Fish Tank, the Sam Hyde thing, he was bringing up Steeltoe a lot and that was really getting Aaron all revved up like, oh, sweet, they're talking about me on fish tank, this is so

fucking cool. Elvis doesn't even know Aaron's actual name. He calls him a Nolte. It's not even close. So I love that where Aaron just can't get a dump you anywhere, unfortunately. Actually, like Aaron and Moultai, I think it's kind of an interesting story.

But this wife swapping thing, it is a weird, it's a weird, thing to me that it's so, I guess, prevalent, but they were doing it. Destiny's doing it. And then Steeltoe, Aaron Amolte of the Nick Arcata stuff, he went to jail and was arrested for sharing intimate images of Kayla Ricata, Nick's wife. So it's like, that's just not that cool the thing to do, to share nudes of somebody. That's just, it shows that you're kind of a degenerate. And so now everybody's seeing the true colors of Destiny that he's not. Yeah, not cool, says Alex Stein. Aaron Himalte, not cool. Well, maybe he'll learn one day.

I don't think he will. I don't think he will. Because he was in court yesterday, and boy, did, Aaron look stressed out in the courtroom. This is from the Seoto Bard Show. Someone posted the screenshot. Oh, Aaron, behind his attorney. Just great.

If I could catch this, it would be, how did I get here? I like the, the caption. It says, unfortunately for him, this is stress, not racism against the Chinese. which you can see that too. So as I mentioned earlier, yesterday, I couldn't watch the whole thing because I was doing a creep-off bonus show that you should check out because we inducted woke dad. I did a fantastic job for once. It's worth checking out.

Wait, you prepped for the creep-off? Can you believe it? And so I didn't get to see the whole thing. But the trial or the hearing, whatever it is, the procedure, went on for three plus hours. It was supposed to be a half an hour, maybe an hour, because they had Patrick Melton scheduled for noon. This one started at 11. And so this just went on and on and on. I think it's going to cost people a lot of money.

This is what it looked like. If you're watching the Zoom of it, you can see Nick is dressed up like a Coke dealer, which probably ill-advised based on his track record. Here's a one that's a little closer. This is Nick enjoying what has a turn. is saying quite a bit given a big old grin to that so this is awesome now Doug do you know anything about this this court procedure from yesterday all I know oh about no no if it has not appeared on your show I have no idea we talked about on this little piggy okay last night in fact Lucy typebox was on joined us to discuss this well I am happy to tell you that my buddy

Will Heron wrote an article about it. Will Heron with the hard-hitting news all the time. I love it. I love that he's the one always following the toe. It's great. Listen to this headline right here. Humiliated former Minnesota morning DJ and boxer, Aaron Imolt. And my fear of ex-wife's former lover during harassment, restraining order hearing.

Oh, that's great. Is that awesome? Yes. I don't think Will. I don't think Will. I don't think that photo. It shows Nick looking cool as fuck and Aaron just beat a spaz

It's so great You always know the angle of the reporter By the images they choose That's great What am I hearing this audio from I don't know I was gonna say I was gonna ask you the same thing

Is it just playing on the page Let me say Oh yeah it is you're right Thank you Can I mute it Oh web pages they're the worst I think you scroll past it

did I yeah up there it is up one no I see it yeah there you go that fucking thing and now it's another thing anymore up up up there there no there there there there don't stop don't stop go go go fistic okay damn it

I guess I'm an ad blocker and then no sites would let me look at them so I had to get rid of that I don't know what the solution is anywhere. Can't win. Can't win. All right. Let me read this article. This is fun. In a Zoom court harassment restraining order proceeding, exiled former Rockin' 101 morning personality and now YouTuber,

Aaron Imhold, explained to a judge he is in fear of his ex-wife's former lover. Imholt filed two HR requests to first against Nick Rickada, a YouTube law analyst, and his ex-wife's previous sexual partner. The second HR request was against Patrick Melton, a rival YouTube personality. Melton

appeared in person for Imholt's sentencing hearing back in June, where he pleaded guilty to disseminating sexual images of Rikata's wife. During Friday's hearing, Imholt's defense presented to the court a screenshot of a Nick Rikata tweet, showing what seems to be Aaron's personal internet browsing history. It began with early morning searches on webboards that discussed the sexual relationship between his then-wife,

April Anderson, and Nick Rikata. After that, erotic adult streams involving a man's wife being shared with another man. Imholt told the court that he could recreate the browsing history, which inadvertently could confirm they were his. searches. This is humility. This is what I love about.

It's very well written. I know. It's so funny. This is what I love about this court case. There's a number of things. I really enjoy about it. Is that Aaron, his superpower, is controlling the narrative.

So when he goes on his show, he says that where he's running everyone off the internet, and Nick's scared of him, and he can beat him up, and he doesn't care, and everyone else is a cuck. I'm not the cuck. And then he gets into,

in front of the judge here, and all of a sudden, He has to admit that he is reading Kiwi Farms and immediately beating off to cockporn afterwards. You're saying that that's his superpower. Car from what I've seen, it would be like Superman's power flight being I can jump reasonably high. Well, I know, but when you watch his show, that's all he does is gaslight his audience. That's the only thing he can do. He never admits to anything.

Yeah, this is the first time that he has to actually admit to everything in order to have a win for the toe. and it's the most embarrassing possible way to do it because it's literally public record. Right. And don't let me forget to get back to this first thing that we talked about where he had to admit that he is afraid of Nick Ricketa because that's the last thing he wanted to do. He's the tough guy. He's the boxer. He's bigger than Nick. He could beat everyone up.

He challenged five of us to a fight in Vegas. Nick being one of them. So now he's afraid of just little old Nick. that's weird well like lucy just said he has to play the victim if he wants to win this and winning this it won't even help him at all because nick doesn't want to be within a thousand feet of him and that's what this is all about right what does this do for him what does this do for him all it's doing is humiliating him and showing what's really going on all right let me get back to the article it says later in the hearing imhole seemed to disagree with his own counsel over

how terrorized he actually was by ricata all right we got a little side note here so he was being examined by his own attorney and asked so are you concerned with these tweets that Nick has put out and the messages on signal that he sent out are you concerned that he could be a threat to you and Aaron's like I mean I don't know it's concerning and I don't know about that you know I didn't like the tweet he put out there it's like no no aren't you scared of this man I mean I could probably take him trying to get a fucking restraining order against this guy What are you doing? Your Honor, a moment with my client, please.

Eric couldn't bring himself to say it because he doesn't think it. It's fake. This HRO is fucking fake. Anyway, another issue raised by the most defense was sexually suggested pictures, selfies, and internet browsing history that were put on display during an annual comedic event known as Hackamania. He said those images were private. This was the most fun thing that happened to me yesterday, is as I'm doing the creep off,

I look down at my other screen where I'm watching the trial and there is me and Tuki and Moody and melted up on the stage in a court proceeding they're watching us at Haccaque

they're watching this little piggy at Haccavade you know you've made it That's amazing Get used to it, Carl I mean Tuckie's having a little string right now isn't he? He's in courtrooms

He's on your post He's killing it He's doing great He's everywhere That guy's gonna get too famous for me He won't even return my calls anymore. Tuki doesn't text. What's going on?

What happened? It used to be cool. Hundreds of people who attended the multi-day event and thousands who saw it online were showing a video that Aaron Immote created for one of the performance, also YouTube personality, Veele Giswoldy, who played at the event, which is Waldi told News 15, I reached out to him and asked him to make the video for the segment. This is great. I love that we'll put this in because Aaron was talking about what a victim he is.

It's a three-day event where all they do is make fun of me, and they're showing these. he kept calling them topless pictures of him. I know, I know. He kept saying they're topless pictures. Dude, you're shirtless, man. Oh, that was the other hilarious thing. We talked about this on this little piggy. But during the cross-examination,

and, you know, he's complaining that we were looking at him with a shirt off at Hackamania. And Nick's attorney goes, have you ever posted a photo of you with your shirt off? And he goes, yeah, but I gave myself permission. One of the more retarded things I ever heard. Eric said, yes, but I gave myself permission. Try to sound smart.

So there. Yeah. I always give verbal consent before I jerk off. Encouragement is not the same as consent in this situation. I never thought of it that way. All right. So in the video, Immol seemingly knows it's going to be played at Hackamania and even taunts the crowd.

So this is the video that Aaron set in to Hackamania to be played at Hackamania, which kind of changes things if you're saying that, oh, no, these guys are. clarifying me, and they're meany. At one point, Imold addressed Patrick Melton, who was the one hosting the event, directly by putting up a picture of a baby and insinuating Melton was attracted to toddlers. I remember that.

I was there. I had to explain the joke to the other guys I was on the show with Dick and. That's right. They're just like, so wait, that's his kid or something. No, no, no, what he's saying is... Anyway. And then also in the video, Imholt added a scrolling text

that read Hackamania as gay, Nick is a con. Inult's video segment in Juwaldi's performance can be found. He puts the link to it. Very nice. Very nice. Some watching the Zoom meeting told News 15 that the judge hearing the case seemed frustrated with all the distractions going on during the proceedings and decided he wanted the discussion to take place in private. After the hearing had ended, Nick Rickade posted on X, I have been ordered to not talk on pending litigation. In June, Imolt was arrested for a second time in under a year for activity linked to his online activity.

That's not the best worded sentence. But other than that, great article, well, do appreciate the work that you do. So, yeah, this didn't even get settled. They're supposed to be two. Coming back. It's supposed to be two hearings. There was half one. And now they're going to set aside an entire day, a morning for the rest of Nix,

and then a whole afternoon for Patrick Melton, which is going to cost air and more money. That can't be good for him. A lot more money. I think a lot more money, even though these attorneys can't be exponsive. No. They didn't seem all that. up if you ask me and can you imagine being a kid and watching like law and order and

deciding you're going to be a judge and this is the shit that you have to deal with I was thinking the same thing like this is not the type of court you see on TV oh so because they couldn't pull up winks and they're having problems with like uh where's exhibit 23 like yeah we didn't get that I don't know I haven't seen it it's like I let's take 15 minutes and trying to find exhibit 23 it's there's so many breaks in it and shit it's like can baby show, basically. Mm-hmm. Basically.

Oh, so this is really funny. So you saw that the big thing here is, aside from Aaron have to spend more money, and people are saying this is a win for him because it's being pushed off to the future. And Aaron only lives in the present. So the HROs are still under effect, right? So it's kind of like, hey, that's a victory for him. And who knows when this next court hearing is going to happen? We don't have a date on it yet.

But I think the humiliation and the costs are a big part of why this isn't a good thing for him. And this is the thing that they were trying to play in court. They couldn't get, they couldn't figure out how to do it, which this would have been a slam dunk because during cross-examination, Nick's attorney says, so you're saying that you are afraid of my client, that you're scared, he's going to come to your house. Has he ever come to your house uninvited before? Well, nobody's been to my house before. It's like, hey, you said you were friends.

We know that. But you're afraid he's going to come to your house. house uninvited and do something. And then they tried to play this clip and they couldn't do it, which is unfortunate. $5 from Anonymous Fake Dono says, do you have an order of protection against Nick? By the way, this is May 27, 2025, almost exactly one month before he did file a harassment restraining order against Nick. This is incredible.

This guy can't get out of his own way. His anger during his exchange with Kiki was concerning. if Nick ever showed his face anywhere near me, which he never would, I ain't going to be the one who's going to need protection if he tries to pull that shit. I ain't worried about Nick fucking Ricada. Uh-oh.

That's going to be a problem, I think. But the spin that he's going to give him to that is the same thing that he's been doing throughout the entire court proceedings. He's just going to say, oh, well, that's what I was saying so that I could seem like a big man on the internet. It's a character. Right. I mean, he even said, this is a quote, Moody wrote it down.

When I say trolling doesn't bother me on my program, it's there to misdirect people or to stop trolling. He admitted that trolling bothers them. Like, dude, you're saying all the things you shouldn't say. Why did you bring these HROs, you idiot? He really screwed the pooch up this one. He started all of this. He just fucking left it alone. Nick's not trying to fuck with them in real life.

Patrick's not trying to fuck with them in real life. He does not need restraining orders. But his dumb brain went to a point. place where it's like they won't be allowed to talk about me anymore i mean i get it what is he broadcast 12 hours a day something like that you're not going to remember anything you say but don't take the chance man like that's that's crazy all right let's also also car i just have a quick question here i've talked so many times about how i do not watch podcasts and i've heard this guy talk on yours a hundred thousand times how fucking old is this eddie munster looking weird up like 38

30 okay i was going to say you can tell me he's in his 20s or his 50s these and somehow both sound correct to me. This, what's going on with his jawline and his chin here? Uh-huh. Nick the worm ricata. It's, it's cartoon-esque. Yeah.

It's so bizarre how he likes it. That's how I would draw a face. I'm not going to draw. I ain't worried about Nick fucking Ricada. Nick the worm ricada. Like I said, If we wanted to save Creator Clash with that card, with that fight, in order to make it fair,

round one, no punching from me. Round two, Southpaw. If he can't get the job done by round three, I'll put him out of his misery. I mean, this isn't just like, I think I could take him in a fight. This is a one hand tied behind my back. It's very detailed. It's very impressive, actually. The court will really, really enjoy this.

This is, I don't think he has a case. I think this HR is going to get thrown out He shows up in my fucking driveway You don't think that I could make him part of the pavement If he tried some shit What's he gonna try He's such a weird tough guy too It's so childish

The way he's a tough guy I am not You know one of them I'm up the floor with that loser Wonderful things about knowing how to fight Is you don't have to brag about knowing how to fight. Oh, hold a second.

Didn't that just happen, dude? Just get done bragging about how he does how to fight. Flashback. Right. What an idiot. He doesn't look intimidating. No, he was talking on a show not too long ago about how he hates weightlifting. So he never does any weightlifting.

It's okay. I know the camera's cropped like mine, but I imagine he's very, a little bit flabby, perhaps. In Midwest, corn fed, kind of like, doughy to a certain degree. He's got moves. The face gives that feel. You can let the reality do the talking. So no.

Order of protection, a couple of things. I'm a public figure. You can pretty much say whatever you want about me. Oh, boy. Not great. Which all these things are fine to say. As long as a month later, you don't go file order. Right.

Yeah. Fucking idiot. And that's. You see? A lot of rakes being stepped on here. like again when your enemy's making mistakes don't interrupt them

oh I'm sorry I pause it so many times I don't need protection from Nick Rakeda well felons can't own guns anyway hello wow unbelievable he couldn't have been more explicit about ruining his own case I mean if we scripted it out

and made AI say it that's what we wouldn't get it you know it's crazy So that's what's up with our buddy, Aaron Imholt. And, yeah, unfortunately, we were so psyched up for yesterday for these court proceedings and to figure out what was going to happen with it. And now we're just back in limbo again. And, of course, Aaron's got the October 2nd date coming up. That's for his felony.

So he's got a criminal hearing. He was planning on pleading guilty and taking a deal on it. Who knows now? Because that deal is not on the table. It's been taken off the table. table. So we'll see what happens. I don't know he has the best representation. He's got a lot of excitement coming his way. He does. And so does the dabble version. Yeah, we really do. Yeah. It's such a strange world. Like, I love just listening in and knowing that I don't, I don't really know these

people. I don't dig in as hard as you guys do. Right. But just listening to it, I'm like, this is bananas. Like, just to have to exist day to day like he does and know that this is looming. I couldn't even imagine. It'll be horrible. Doug, isn't it great that there's, like, all these legal battles and things that sound expensive and, like, it takes a lot of effort. That's annoying. And you don't have to deal with any of it. You can just hear about it from other people.

It's kind of fun. It must be great, right? Yeah, I mean, I don't want to break you. Right, right. I used to be like all of you. Tim's new scrambled egg loaded croissant, or is it croissant? No matter how you say it, start your day with freshly cracked scrambled eggs loaded on a Buttery Flaky Cresson.

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Sure. He reviews 80s movies on. Good Times, great movies. So I'm positive, but Nice Doug is a big Cory Feldman fan. Think about all the classics that he was in, in the 80s, in his heyday. Yes. I will, yes, and this. Good.

I said, Doug, I'd go, what? And he's, oh, yeah, we're doing a Cory Feldman thing. Yeah, cool. All right, sounds good. I actually, this is from an interview from a little while back, 2017, maybe. But I just heard it for the first time on Drew Lane Show. and this is fucking crazy. Corey Feldman makes up some whoppers.

He's got some weird stories. He repeats them over and over again. Like, for example, he wrote this song, I think it was called Youth of Today. And Michael Jackson was going to produce it for him. He's like, oh, this is a number one hit. And Corey said,

I don't want to use you to get my first number one hit. I'll do it myself. And then he went on the Howard Stern show and sang that song. And everyone was clowning it, like dancing like idiots. And Corey, He says, Howard Stern is the reason why I didn't become a pop star.

I got blackballed because of that appearance. And he repeats that story over and over again. So he's a delusional guy, Corey Feldman. Well, this story that he tells here is next level. And I want to get your guys take. Hopefully you guys haven't heard the monster truck story yet. No. No.

Oh, good. Okay. I'm looking forward to everyone's reactions on this. We literally went from the first day where I was almost run over by two monster trucks. And these people knew. This was actually when we were in Houston. This is when we were in Houston, not for you, but when we were in Dallas for you. Yeah, we were on tour.

Right. But while we were on tour in Houston, these giant monster trucks, okay, so basically we were sitting in a lobby of a hotel where we had been, you know, we'd been in the town doing our show. And we had done a charity benefit for the flood that had just happened there. So we were, you know, it was the whole Houston strong. Well, if you need things to dry up, friggin' Cory Feldman's band. And we were trying to, like, basically raise money for that. And so while we were there, like, we did the appearance, the charity show, and the next night we were trying to get some dinner, and we're all sitting around the lobby. And we'd been waiting for an hour in this lobby, and we're in the middle of nowhere.

And finally, like, my wife got frustrated, and she's like, I'm going to get food, and she kind of just storms off. We were waiting for an Uber for like an hour. Yeah, waiting for an Uber. Uber wouldn't come. Waiting for a taxi, taxi wouldn't come. So that means people knew we were there. they knew exactly where we were because we were sitting in the lobby for an hour

okay so this is where the conspiracies started up okay ubers wouldn't come taxis wouldn't come right people knew we were there oh okay people okay now if you know anything about Corey's

backstory he has tried to light a a flashlight on pedophilia in Hollywood and so he's got some powerful enemies, pedophiles specifically, I guess. Petapiles in Hollywood, I guess, specifically.

Very powerful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the powerful enemies that he has. And so they're always trying to get him. He was stabbed once, getting out of his car. He thinks they're trying to kill him. And so this is what he's talking about here. So everybody had a read on our location. And for some reason, ironically, no taxi and no Uber would come, which I found very, very odd.

So these elite pedophiles from Hollywood, are like don't pick him up i need you to call every taxi i need you to call every uber driver connect with every uber driver in the tri-state area and let them know we're not picking this guy up because we know where he is right now so we can get him it's the long game you slowly drive him insane not being able to get an uber oh no Doug it's crazier than that it's way crazier than that i can't okay so that forced us to walk out into the street we told them what restaurant we were going to so They knew exactly the path that we were going to be on. Told them.

So in the Uber app, I suppose, or when you call the cab, you have to tell them where you're going to. I don't know. Are you just putting it on Instagram? Like, what is he means is these powerful pedophiles are running Uber and the taxi company in this place outside of Houston. Oh, that actually makes sense. I'm with him now. Oh, so he is saying, hey, Uber, please come pick me up. but I will be walking to my destination, so try and find me along the way?

No, what he's telling Uber is, I'm at this hotel lobby, and I want to go to that restaurant. And Uber's going, oh, you should have told us that. Got you now, motherfucker. All right. So he's not realizing it at the time, but he's given away his location, and they know how to get them. Yeah. And the wife, as you heard, is impatient. She's like, can we just walk somewhere and get some food?

Bad idea if you ask me. With all these pedophiles, yeah, I don't know if you want to do that. okay and as we were crossing that street two giant monster trucks with giant bars of lights on top of the trucks i mean and these things were huge like the kinds you see like in the videos where they're like crashing over cars and stuff yeah are the trucks in the room right now gory i was going to say and out of the darkness the grave digger and bigfoot that's right i bought the whole seat but i only needed the edge it's incredible and these two trucks are coming side by side parallel with each other as we're walking across the street and when we left the sidewalk they were still way far away but we have eight of us in a group and we're all walking across and as we get to the point where we're at the median I look over and I'm like we've still got room we're still good my wife and her girlfriends or the other girls in the band I should say

got to the other side of the city didn't get along at all there's a towel right there right Well, the bitches of the fandom are to kick out. People that happened to be there at the time. Well, it's funny because this story coincides with a drug bust that happened, and then the tour ended. Man, the federal files are doing everything. Right? They're planning prescription drugs out of shit. I can't believe how good they are.

They're pretty good at this stuff. Sidewalk safely. By the time they turned around, we were stuck between the two last lanes. Me and my security, turn on a dime, and look at the... these trucks coming directly at us. And at that moment, they definitely saw us, and we definitely saw them. Like, it's, you know, when you're at that point crossing a street and you look at the driver and the driver sees you and they know they need to stop, but instead of like them slamming

on their brakes, they both accelerated at the same time. Wow. These monster trucks are monsters. Spooky. Both of them. Monster trucks? So, so, literally. I was caught between two trucks, speeding at me at like 80 miles and out.

Going 80 miles per hour now. 80. Jesus. Wow. Monster trucks are known to do a lot of things, but I don't know about racing. Like one of them. Why not? I feel like, you know, the inertia, there'd be some problems trying to make a turn or slow down.

Well, I be damned. Just any trucks, but these giant things with stuff sticking out on every side. And somehow it was like literally, and I'm... What? That was like the race from Greece. Yeah, yeah, there's razors and... There's little spike strips coming outside. Not being like, you know, mystical here or anything, but, like, truthfully, I felt something touch me and move my body in a way that is not human because I was able to, like, a, like, the Matrix.

Wait, hold on a second. He matrixed himself, what, under the trucks? Oh, that would be cool. Yeah. They should have brought monster trucks. And then the next thing, you know, he's driving. Doug, you're making this way cooler than it is. Right.

Yeah. He's doing the limbo or limbo. What's the thing you deal? Limbo. You know, it's not limbo. It ends in a no. The rush limbaugh, you know. And Dodge.

Like a spare guide. Right. They took my body and moved me. And, like, literally got me out of harm's way. And I don't know how it happened. She expected to turn around and see me splattered all over the. Yeah, I just said a prayer. I'm like, you know, either I'm going to see one.

He meant to say she was hoping to say, please, please, please, so I was very grateful. Right. She sounds smart. She sounds like a gun is to her head. Yes, I was very thankful that he was okay. Is English your first language? Yes, actually it is. Oh, okay.

No, either I'm going to see one of two things. So I was very grateful. Right. It was okay, yeah. These cars are driving so fast at him. She had time to say a prayer and think about how there's two ways this can happen. She's looking at the menu of the restaurants. She's like, wait, should we go to that one?

Have it a car. How did anyone else, man? I'm sorry. Go ahead, Doug. How did everyone else manage to get back over? She was over. The rest of the band was over. Apparently his security detail was not splattered.

He was the only one in Danish. He was the only one in danger because that's the target. Yeah. They're trying to get him. Right. That's a good point. Sorry. I didn't think about that.

And I have to tell you, if you are going to send goons to go kill someone, you should do it in the middle of the road with cars that are very easily described. They're unique and very easy to describe so that a bystander or two will actually know what to happen. Set a prayer, I'm like, you know, either I'm going to see one of two things. So I was very grateful. Right. He was okay. Yeah. Yeah, so I basically dropped to my knees after that and said, what?

I don't blame you. The hell does happen. And then my whole, you know how they say your life flashes before you? Yeah, I'm just going to say that. Right? So I saw Goonies. hilarious. Clices to drive.

Instead of it happening like right before it happened, it happened right after. So it was like in the moment, I was in the zone. I dodged the trucks and then I jumped, okay? Like train dodge, dig it, you know, from standby me, except this was much more real. So our reality sets in as to what happens. Right. God, I don't know that I could be this host. I'd be hitting my Alex Jones drops, nonstop.

He's telling the story. She's actually just pushing a button under the desk. Somebody please help me. Somebody please help me. Why isn't the button working? Who's the they, Corey? But you said they knew we were sitting there for now. Meaning the people.

at the hotel or whoever they might have been talking to. Bullshit! Oh. Wait, what? Yeah, that got weird. I thought it was the pedophiles in Hollywood. I didn't even kill, but now it's the hotel employees.

It's just like, can we off this guy, please? It sounds to me like the hotel employees are hired goons of the pedophiles from Hollywood. Oh, okay. It's a bigger operation. Yeah, yeah. The door man's involved. I get it.

Yes. How are we going to take out Feldman? All right, here's what we need. We need a hotel. We need a taxi company, two monster trucks. So, meaning like, people knew where we were. It wasn't like, you know, we're just randomly crossing a street and just randomly two cars drove by. It was like, we're in the middle of nowhere.

There's no traffic. There's nobody around. And we're sitting in this lobby for an hour. So it would have been very easy for somebody to call somebody else and go, hey, I've got Corey Feldman and his crew sitting right here. What do you want us to do about? right you know what do you want us to do about it plan seven i guess i don't know have have the uh band members told their version of this story because i would really like to hear that's a good call because the band broke up right after this i would really really like to hear their version of this

story that poor wife i don't think they're married anymore well then i'd hear her version of all right i didn't know how old this interview was but core you do not need to bring your wife to these interviews she's she could stay back at the hotel or at home or something like that. She's in the band, Doug. That's why people interview Corey Feldman to talk about his band. You know that. That's what they're talking about.

Okay. All right. I had Lucy tight box on special assignment. Tight, tight, tight, yeah. What's in the fucking box? I think he names Lucy, but they all call her loose. You know who Megan, the Duchess of Sussex is, Doug? Uh-huh.

Formerly Megan Marco. Well, she doesn't go by Megan Marco anymore. She's better than that now. Mm-hmm. Of course, she married into royalty and then told them to all go fuck themselves. And she has a show on Netflix called With Love, comma, Megan. Now, With Love, Megan got a season. We picked up for a season.

It went miserably. Nobody watched the show because nobody likes Megan. She's superficial and obnoxious and a narcissist. So what Netflix did is they said, all right, we'll figure this out. We'll take this one season and break up into two seasons. So it seems like you get renewed for a second season. So right now, Megan's out promoting season two of With Love, comma, Megan. And episode one, Chrissy Teigen, I've heard clips, don't bother.

But as she's promoting this show, she went on Bloomberg Originals, a YouTube channel with 4.76 million subscribers. And she was interviewed, a very casual interview. Yes. At a little Smashburger place. They go to a couple of different. locations. They go to a bookstore. They go to a burger place. They, I don't know, drink beers. They sit in an interview room. It's an interesting interview. And we're normal people who do normal things. I will have a beer, please. That's, that really truly is the entire punchline of this interview. Yeah. And again, the fact that Bloomberg did this is kind of bonkers. She's been making the press circuits. She's been doing tons and tons of interviews because, again, she's promoting this Netflix show. But in addition to that, she has a podcast. She has a lifestyle brand. Oh, yeah. The lifestyle. up, right, as ever, by Megan. She has ever name and everything.

She makes jam. She makes jam. And it's always sold out. She's just crushing it. She can't make enough jam for these people. She referred to it as a small business, actually, during this episode. I was like, I actually hate you. You know what else she makes?

I'm sorry, not to cut you off. No, go ahead. I've studied this a little bit. Oh, nice. Yeah. Because I'm fascinated by Megan and what she thinks she's doing. She pretends she's an entrepreneur. Anytime someone says they're an entrepreneur, I go, all right, we'll see about that.

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You can make an omit with them. That picture is hilarious. It seems so, I never have I seen a picture, make something seem so unnecessary. Right. There's a plate of shitty cookies. Here's a fucking flower pows. You happy kid? Don't get out of here.

Enjoy. All right. So like I said, the goal of this interview is going to be to try to convince us that she is just an average gal because she needs to push her brand of being relatable even though she's doing things like selling these stupid flower sprinkles.

So the interview starts out in a bookstore that she loves. So she must be an avid reader. So we will check out my clip one to find out what she's reading. What's your guilty pleasure? Are you like a thriller? Oh, my gosh.

Trashy romance. Well, I spend so much time reading children's books. You have four kids? Yes, I do. So, you know, our kids are four and six. And so at the end of the night, I do that. And then I haven't really, I haven't really gotten into a book in a long time. Okay.

So you don't read it. That's actually kind of relatable, though. Let's be honest. But don't act like you're like, I love this book start so much. Why would you start out the interview here? Yeah. I was going to say, like, I totally get this. But if somebody was going to interview me, like, let's say somebody called me and was like,

can you come on my book podcast? I would at least try and prepare for that. I would at least look at what's popular, read the synopsis on Wikipedia and be like, I would go somewhere where I'm more comfortable, like my Coke dealer's house or something. Like, oh, yeah, this is my natural surroundings. This is what I do all day. I was just imagining her, though, at one point, I was really, really hopeful that she was going to show a couple of her favorite children's books because I know you just recently

were talking about with the gay BCs. And I really, really wanted her to pick that one up, but she did not very, unfortunately. I will say very quickly, Carl, I think this goes a little bit against what you said, because this makes her seem more relatable to me. Yeah, that's not reading. The problem, though, of course, is that no one gets interviewed walking around a bookstore. Yes. It's already ridiculous.

Yeah. You know, they're just like, oh, this is just so natural. Just hanging out, walking around bookstore. Meanwhile, they cleared everyone out. When they walk into the bookstore, you just hear a background voice. say hello also, as if somebody's greeting them into the bookstore. I was like, I hate you so much post-production. All right, so they are going to sit down and they are going to get to the hard-hitting questions,

but this is also going to be in my clip to the moment that I realized that she is delusional. So, Doug, maybe this will help out a little. Oh, good. Is there an inherent tension in trying to be relatable while also being a duchess? No. No. Just flat out no. Would you care to elaborate on that?

No. Well, in clip three, she is going to give us an example of how she is relatable and authentic, all while doing a little twist of the knife into the royal families back. Of course. I don't find, I'm just being myself. So I think probably it was different several years ago where I couldn't be as vocal. and I had to wear nude pantyhoes all the time. Let's be honest.

That was not very myself. I hadn't seen pantyhoes since movies in the 80s when they came in the little egg. That felt a little bit inauthentic, but that's a silly example. But it is an example of when you're able to dress the way you want to dress and you're able to say the things that are true and you're able to show up in the space really organically and authentically. Did someone force her to marry into the royal family? Can you imagine bitching about that?

The panty hose? Okay, first of all, let's talk about the fact that she did used to be an actor who probably dressed up in costumes, who therefore probably wore panty hose. But in addition to that, the authenticity of mandatory panty hose? Are you kidding me? Organic? Oh, my God. It's the least relatable thing that I have ever heard. It might actually be a good reason to abolish the monarchy, but other than that, I'm not really understanding what the point of this is whatsoever.

No other reasons out there. This is all you can come up with. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't want to wear panty hose either, but I don't care about you saying any of these words. But the tourism, Lucy, the tourism. It's very important. They need that.

I know. She talks about dressing the way she wants and she's wearing a yellow blanket right now. I think this is really interesting because, like, Netflix gave her this because they assumed that there would be something scandalous or at least interesting. And this just. goes how much of a failure this is. I'm watching this small clip and I'm like, who would fucking watch this? If this is the style of interview, if this is what's being discussed, there's nothing remotely interesting going on here.

She wants to be a personality. She wants to be someone that women, you know, middle-aged women are attracted to and look up to and admire. And she's trying so hard that everyone just goes, ugh. Yeah. You know, she wants it too much. She wants it so badly. And it stinks.

There's a stink at her. You're just like, yeah, you want it too much. I want nothing to do with us. That's one of the biggest challenges that I had with this Bloomberg interview we're going to see in my clip four. It's her just working so hard to prove to me that she's real. It's like, no, my friends have to read those things. Like, I have real best friends, the same one since I was 17. You know, like, I'm a real mom.

I have to go and I choose to go and do school. pick up and drop off. But I do that under a landscape that is created that forgets that I'm a real person. What? What did that? All right, interpret that one for me, Lucy. What do you think about that? I don't know that there's a lot of interpretation there. You did hit on something important, though, that I want to hit on before I forget about it. She mentioned that she has real friends the same once since she was 17. It is very well documented that that is not the case and that she has thrown almost all of her long-term friendships under the bus. She's not even friendly with her own family. or her in-laws.

She hates all of them. She's shut all of them out of her life. And so this is her old thing. She has to be like, oh, my gosh, I'm just so likable. And I'm just friendly with everyone. I'm like, no, no, you're a total bitch. And everyone knows that. Yeah.

Nobody likes you. This is weird. Let your kids take the bus, first of all. And also, like, I mean, I'm not a Duchess surprise. I'm not even friends with people I was when I was 16, 17. Yeah, that's not a brag. That's actually a stuttering John Bragg. Right.

Exactly. I got to play the end of this again, because I've got to try to interpret this. Let me listen closely. We'll pick up and drop off. But I do that under a landscape that is created that forgets that I'm a real person. She does that under a landscape that's created that forget she's a real person. I think that the point of this is that she is so relatable because she still picks up and drops her kids off at school. And yet she needs to be able to do that in the safe space of being the wonderful duchess.

So they paved a different road for her to go in and pick up the kids? It's in a different school. Bodyguards everywhere. No one's allowed to get anywhere near there. Now, I will say she has kind of a bingo card of sorts of what she's been doing in all of these recent interviews. So not only in this interview has she mentioned that I picked my kids up and drop them off from school, but pretty much every single interview on the entire press tour. She's got all these little bullet points that she has to hit. And boy, does she hit all of them in this interview as well.

It's actually kind of crazy. Yeah, she's got a publicist. She's got a whole PR team behind her. Yeah. Well, she's very relatable. I do too. Oh, you do? Yeah, no, come on.

Because I would say she'd fire them. I know. I was really doing a very awful job. In my clip five, she is going to get asked how she deals with the hate or the noise. So this does have to do with all that stuff. We got to understand the publishing team needs to help us out with stuff like this. And she is going to take us the opportunity to remind us that she is, in fact, real. And so I have to make a choice to move through the world as myself, in spite of all the noise that's created.

But maybe there would be less noise that people remembered. Then I'm a real person. You're a real person. Yeah. I can say, I'm here, and I can attest it. Pinch me, I'm real. She's real. She's a real person.

Okay, that I can translate. Don't actually touch me. Now I can translate. Can you guys stop making fun of me, please? Everyone's like been making fun of me and stuff, like even South Park is. Can you guys like stop doing that? It's kind of a thing called privacy. It's kind of mean, guys.

We're kind of bummed out about it. Yeah. So it's weird. I don't know if I need her to be Tom Seguer and be like, no, I'm not like you anymore. I'm not like you people. anymore. I don't fly coach. Sorry. This is, this is so funny. Yeah, she's leaning the other way

way too far. Yeah, right. I'm just like all of you. Oh, cool. Do you want to hang out sometime? Gross. Definitely not. Are you also dropping your kids off at school? No, thank you. This clip was really, really important to me, the one that we just watched, because you got to see

the interviewer from Bloomberg just enjoying every little thing that she's doing. You know, there's, oh, yeah, you are real let me pinch you you're real you're so amazing it's that hard hitting is what you're saying well it's not hard hitting and in addition to that bloomberg has been taking some major shit for this fluff piece

they are getting people are basically saying that it's a long format infomercial they are losing credibility by the minute they don't ask anything thoughtful the entire time and it's just jibber jabber but in clip six they will finally throw a little jab at her this is the only time that this entire interview criticizes or questions anything that she does A celebrity brand is only as strong as the celebrity's image it's built on.

Fairly or unfairly, people have a lot of opinions about Megan Inc. Perhaps she can harness all the attention, welcome or not, to sell a vision that seems to connect to her truth, that she really does just love to jam in the kitchen. The hard part may not be getting customers to buy it, but to believe it. I can only imagine that she hated hearing that so much. The hardest part of her journey is getting to people to believe that she's real when that's the entire thing that she's pushing. So they put it in in post.

Yeah. So the interview didn't say to her about that, right. That's funny. The whole time in the room, very, very polite. But the fact that they show Martha Stewart and they're like, that's who she wants to be so badly. Oh, yeah. People love Martha Stewart to a level that I don't understand. Yeah, I know.

She's not for me. Yeah. I don't care about her snoop dog. I don't give a shit about her prison time. She's trending more toward Gwyneth Paltrow than... Yeah, it's true. You're right.

That's very true. All right, in my clip seven... But at least, Witteth Paltrow is a body of work that you can admire. Oh, yeah, sure. You know, she actually has talent. She's been in things that you like and stop. She's trying to fleece people, but her movies were okay. You're an Iron Man, so there's that.

All right. In clip seven. we need to get into financial literacy, specifically in women. And I suspect that she is the pillar of advice for this topic, because I know that she worked really hard opening the briefcases on the what was the show. So she knows everything. Yeah, she knows everything about financial literate. Deal or no deal, not let's make a deal.

She wishes you that let's make a deal. She wishes she was dressed as an octopus of the audience or something. Do you have a paper clip in your purse? I did a paper clip. You've talked about how important it is to be financial. literate, especially for women to be financially literate. You know, talk a little bit about your own journey around money. Certainly as an auditioning actor, you are paycheck to paycheck, so you're very mindful about

how you spend. But I grew up clipping coupons. I grew up looking for deals and the sale rack. I always worked. I mean, my first job was when I was 13. But a frozen yogurt shop called Humphrey Yoghart. I've had a lot of jobs over the years. And when you work really hard, you value...

you value what you've earned. All right. First off, that was a late response from me to Humphrey Yogart. I love, don't worry, we're going to get more into it.

Come on. It's not bad. It's not bad. The journey with money question, that threw me for a second. Like, every fucking thing's a journey. Everything's a journey.

But not only that. She didn't work for money at all. She literally got her MRS by marrying an actual prince. And then she told off the royal family on Oprah, and Netflix threw $50 million at them and Spotify and all these fucking people just started throwing money at them even though they have no talent

and can't do anything. If I were her, if money was brought up, I'd be like, yeah, it's fucking crazy, man, I got a lot of money.

I feel bad about it, but there's a charity, so there's that, you know? All right, Doug mentioned Humphrey Yogart. And I actually, it's amazing.

My notes also, I'm like, that's a Simpsons joke. That's a place. It's not. It's a real place. And again, this is another one of her,

Bingo card moments. She says this in every single interview. My first job was at Humphrey Yogurt, and it was amazing. In my clip, I ate, Bloomberg is going to bring her an extra special treat. We brought you some Humphrey yogurt. Oh my God. Does it still exist? It still exists. It still exists. That is wild. So this was your first job. Yes, but it was very inventive at the time because you could take a base flavor. This is sweet vanilla, tart, vanilla, and chocolate. I can tell by the colors. You absolutely cannot tell by the colors. You work there when you were 13 years old. There is no way that she can tell.

But which color of cream is sweet vanilla and which color of cream is tart vanilla. This isn't the brag that these rich celebrities think it is. This is like the Kamala Harris working at McDonald's thing. We're just like, yeah, people in my family worked at McDonald's too. What's your point? I was a loser too. Yeah, cool, man.

We were all losers growing up. Awesome. You're not anymore. You guys are starting to relate to her. too much. It's working. It's working. We're all losers. We get it. All right. In clip nine, we're going to go back to the financial literacy in women, specifically as it relates to her daughter. So I think that translates into how I invest. It translates into how I spend, what I teach my children. And I think it's incredibly important

for young women, especially to have a sense of why it matters for her to earn her own money. and to be able to be financially independent. That's not about anything other than being self-reliant. And the more that you're able to take care of yourself, especially as a woman, then you're making practical choices in your life that are not hindered by a need being met by someone external. All of her needs. Yeah. All of her needs get met by that duchess title.

Every need. Well, but what does especially as a woman have to do with? anything why do people throw that in there and nobody calls them out for it like are you saying she's being interviewed by a woman no but this whole idea it's like well i need her to know how to make money especially as a woman yeah it's like we're repressed right like what are you trying to say here what do you mean by that we're not everything is awesome you know who can make a you know who can make a lot of money very easily attractive women yeah there's a couple of options For them.

All right. In a clip 10. There is a concern. And this kind of relates to your question, I guess, about the, you know, why are we talking about specifically as a woman? We are going to be talking about normalizing privilege now. Oh, thank God. I was hoping they'd get to the stock. Because we're rich.

We're rich. We're so rich. How are we going to do it, though? Especially, again, with the kids growing up in this rich environment. And your kids are going to live in totally different. circumstances than you did. How do you reconcile that? We normalize as much as we can, but also we're such hands-on parents, and it matters so much to both of us. Being a parent matters so much to my husband. Being a parent matters so much to me. And so there's no version of that

where in spite of all of the privilege that our children have access to and the life that they have and the opportunities that they'll be given and that they'll work for, I think from our standpoint, it all comes back to values. What do we want to raise? Yeah. Great human beings, kind people, present and aware citizens, people who want to help the world and make things better. And where does that start? That starts in your kitchen, in your home, being a part of, that starts with taking your plate to the sink and contributing and not expecting that things will just be taken care of for you or handed to you. Did you see at the beginning of that clip, way she first answered that question, she was insulted.

Like, I was ready for her to say, we normalize as much as we can, you stupid bitch. And your kids are going to live in totally different circumstances than you did. Yeah. How do you reconcile that? We normalize as much as we can. It's your fucking problem. Yeah, I got a lot of fucking money. We have a nice name for me.

It's the same as her. Angry. It's the same exact as her answer. No. Like, that's the same exact answer that she was doing. Now, I think she's going to, there's a new website, platitudes gpt.com. Every fucking answer is just platitudes. Yeah.

I'll have the word sound. But can you like be relatable once? No. Like one real answer to a question. I'm just going to tell you how relatable I am and then you'll understand that I am relatable. Got it. It's going to be great. Now, what I want to talk about.

Do you notice I said authenticity a lot? I just said it again. Authenticity. I must be authentic. That's how that works. very good it worked um you will notice so at the end of that clip she mentioned that she like the kids are taking their plates to the sink and that's one of the ways she has at least one full-time nanny her mom does full-time child care she has butlers there is no way that she's taking plates to the sink

at any time in any way shape or form so in my clip 11 we are going to be talking about something karl you mentioned earlier the beautiful flower sprinkles and we we're going to talk about some privileges that her kids get. I don't have time to make dinner every night. I wish I did. I don't have time for that. I'm great at ordering takeout and plating it beautifully. And look, and yes, do I have small things where even on my kids' plates, I wipe the side of

the plate? Some of my go, oh my gosh, that's so ridiculous. For me, that's two seconds where I get to present something that looks a little bit more beautiful. Oh, you get to play chef at home? No, it's not that she gets to play chef. It's that her kids get to look at a beautiful plate of chicken nuggets. Can you admit, I would just be like, Mom, Mom, just leave the sweet and sour sauce in the package.

It's fine how it is, Mom. Stop doing the little spoon thing. No, no, no. I'm hands on. I didn't have time to cook the dinner, but let me do this. I find this hilarious because it's all lies. I mean, Carl, we have documented that if Paul Shear and June, Diane, aren't raising their own children, this woman is not. very good point. All right. In clip 12, remember, her whole company relies on social media and digital marketing, but her brand does not. So she has to be this little sweetie pie down to earth. I'm relatable, blah, blah, blah. And one of the things that she needs to do in order to prove that to us is tell us that she is so bad at technology.

Are you using AI? I, you know, last week, someone talked about chat GPT, which of course, everyone's talking. much had GDT. I hadn't experienced it before. I'm shocked. I'm a little bit vintage in many ways because I'm from a time capsule of handwritten notes and putting a stamp on a letter and mailing it. It's not something that is part of my day to day, but you have to imagine Siri's not on my phone. I don't have location services. There are things like that that I'm not caught up in the day-to-day tech things that most people are. It's so real. Stamps on envelopes. Do you remember stamps? I sure do. And now I like her. Because I can remember that too.

But handwritten notes, that's something my grandmother would say. It's not a woman of this age. She's younger than us. Yeah, right. Yeah. And if I was in her position, I'd be like, I don't pay attention to technology. Why would I bother? Yeah, I don't need CHIPT.

I have serpets. This entire interview has been written for me. All right. In my last clip here, I have not shown a lot of this, but it does happen. constantly throughout this interview. Every time that it happens, it's so mundane and so fake. She repeatedly is just treating every single softball question that they throw at her. Like, it is really thoughtful and important.

Okay. If you could choose one thing for people to know the truth about you, what would that one thing be? No one's ever asked me that. What a great question. The one thing. Oh, gosh. What's the one thing?

I mean, it's such, you can't ask a normal person that question and have them react to that. You'd be like, go fuck yourself. You know what I mean? The fact that you'd be like, that's an amazing question. People do need to know this about me. It right there is so unrelatable. It's so unrelatable in poppins. Oh, gosh.

I just, you know, I think when I sit with it for a second here, I just want people to know that I'm a real person. You said that already. All right. I'm in, though. I want the jam. I want both the sweet vanilla and the tart vanilla flavors. There's actually... There's actually been some research done on this company that she sells their jams and her teas.

They found out where she sources them from. Oh, no. It's just a, you know, white label. Oh, yes. And then she snaps her brand on it and jacks it up 300%. And then you can buy it from Megan. Well, she spent a very long time in that interview talking about how she purposely priced it so that her hero products could be purchased by anybody, even if they were only

nine years old. I hate when she uses business lingo, her hero project. She wants so badly to be seen as an entrepreneur. Yeah. Oh, and then she giggled about it, and she went, oh, ha, ha, I'm just talking to shop now. Oh, that's even worse. Yeah, it was pretty excruciating. What about my boardroom, Megan?

I'm sorry, my bad. All right. You guys want to talk about something even more insufferable? Yes. Mm-hmm. All right. Let's do it. It's not about politics. It's about something else.

But it's another hypocrisy. And like I always say, hypocrisy police. and at noon today we are going to learn about the biggest hypocrisy in this nation that's the date December 16th I turn this room

all right forget this all right that's the date wow why am I doing this because I've been talking to Kate Meening I know she's taping

me we've known since the beginning I'm trying to feed as much nonsense as possible and will continue to do it until she hands it over to Lady Carey or the shit layer of one of these fucking losers but I'm letting you know for sure what the date is because I don't want these people to say oh John didn't know I knew from day one oopsie

remember we were playing that aired clip earlier We're not great. He was talking about how he could beat up McRicada. He'd never take a restraining order out against him. Huh. Interesting. Yeah. This video might have ended up in some legal documents that Dablers Anonymous is having some fun with.

And I will be having fun with. Yeah. Check out, uh, what is it? Lucy does Dabellvers? Yeah. On once over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y. It's going to be. Sunday at 7 p.m.

It'll be up there afterwards. So whenever you're hearing this or seeing this. Yep. go watch that. Tuki's going to be on. Luigi Greenberg. Yep. Oh.

So that's going to be one you don't want to miss. John's, um, doesn't create thumbnails for his shows. So they just auto generate. Which is great. Because like sometimes you see like this one for his podcast yesterday. And Mason and Portland is up with a super chat and says, remember when quad porn bomb dude?

Classic. That's his thumbnail. I don't know. It seems like you might have chosen that one. Nope. I don't think so. I don't think he's a big fan of that. So I can't really talk about the legal issues that are going on right now, obviously. We did have a response, and John actually responded to our motion to dismiss, which I was surprised that he came out with a response so quickly. People make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers.

Okay. Fair enough. Yeah, no, that's really fair. That's big of him. It makes sense. So he realizes the air in his ways. Look how happy he is about it, too. All right. This is something I don't normally do. But John's show yesterday, the first seven minutes, is so bizarre and bonkers that I'm just going to let it play. And you guys tell me to pause it at any time.

Let me know what your thoughts are. John has just recently re-entered the dabalverse. He was out for eight months or so, and he wasn't commenting on it. And even when he first came back, it was all about, like, I'm not talking about the Dabbleverse, we're going to do politics, and then all of a sudden he started having guests on. One day later. Clearwater. Yeah.

Then he had Karmic on, and then Kevin Brennan was mad at Karmic, and he was sniping it, and the John's mad of Kevin Brennan. It's like, all of this just escalated so quickly. So now we're looking at yesterday's show. So he's not even a week in to being back in the Dabbleverse, and he's already way further into the Dabbleverse than I'll ever be, which is crazy. Hey, everybody. How are you? Welcome to the stuttering John show. I mean, you know what I love about this? Because Doug never watches these shows, he only listens to them.

So I love your reaction when you see these guys. It's so upsetting. I mean, that filter is working so hard. It looks like AI job. It's so much worse than you. How are you? Welcome to the stuttering John show. I mean, the John Melinda show, sorry. Let's go! Every story he turned invisible as it's going on his throat.

That would actually be pretty cool. Starting early today, because I have a guest coming on at noon. So I said, okay. and then I wake up only to get a DM from my good buddy Clay Dabler that really sent me through the roof. This is again. I just want to point something out. There's absolutely nothing Clay Dabler can DM me that would send me through the roof.

The fact that he's already into place like that is insane. Why is that even possible, John? What's going on? Hypocrisy. of the fucking universe that these people reside in. The dabalvers. The people who dabble in online mockery, the dabelvers. And now we're going to talk about Carmix and Felicia Gillespie.

Now, see, it's very easy to not get involved in this sort of petty nonsense. You just don't bring it up. You don't care. This is the first thing he's bringing up on his show. He's like, welcome, everybody. We have to talk about Felicia Gillespie and Carmich. Well, it's a political episode. It is.

He has John Fugel saying on after this. And is he rebranding as John Melendez? That's the thing that really confused me at first. Okay. He forgot. He was confused too by it. There is no longer the Stuttering John podcast. That's been put to bed.

Well, that's still the name of the channel. But no. The show is John Melendez. I couldn't have been happier for the both of them. Why? Who cares? I was very respectful to Felicia. I was very respectful to Carmix.

All right. Producer Chris. Yeah. When you heard about Carmic and Felicia Gillespie hooking up, how did you feel about that? I felt nothing. Me too. I did not say anything bad about Felicia. In fact, I said Felicia, was she delicious if you could recall?

This goes back to like when he's talking to Army Major. Oedita, Ojetta. And he's just like, I mean, you wouldn't be mad if I was like, I want to fuck your wife, right? Because she's hot. He's like, you better not say it to me. He's like, really? Because I think that's a pretty cool thing to say. Not to me, it isn't. I'm hurting you, mother-the-verick. It's like, all right, well, I don't say shit like that. I was just asking.

Felicia. I was enjoying Uncle Rico this week because Frog does a great job of going back into the archives and just finding all the times John was calling Felicia Fat Pig. Yeah, he did such a good job. how many times that's happened. It was an amazing.

And John just got a fucking goldfish memory. And he goes, last time I talked about I said she was hot. So, I mean, I've done I'm in the clear. Also, on behalf of Gary from San Diego, stop with the fucking lip smacking. Yep. I don't know if he's doing on purpose. I don't think he is.

I don't think he knows any other way. I said she was very attractive. I said she was very funny. I couldn't have been nicer. And don't forget,

Carmix was in my chat. He doesn't realize he really is telling the truth. I couldn't have been nicer. Because he's a piece of shit. I'm never this nice, actually. It was crazy. I did that. I said two things.

And asked if he can come on my show. Carmix asked me, to do his show a number of times. This is why I don't want to be part of this nonsense. Then why are you? This is what so... John wants it both ways.

He's better than all of this. He's above it, but also he's mired in it, and this is how he starts off his show, and this is... He's in the drama, and he's talking about the drama. Kevin Brennan snipes shows that I do all the time. Most of the time, I don't even know about it. I'm not paying attention to it.

Kevin Redden sniped. John talking to Carmick said, I'm not going to pay Carmick to come on MLC anymore. Carmick went on his show the next day and cried about it. And John's sitting here going, this is this what everyone's talking about? No, who gives a fuck? I don't care if Kevin Brennan gives Carmick 100 bucks? Why would anyone care about any of the shit? But it all goes back to you, you got to remember that John is seven years old.

When you realize that he has not matured since being seven years old, you go, oh, so all this horse shit that doesn't mean anything to anyone is really important. and the only thing you're thinking about. I don't know how he's going to leave the dabble. This is insane behavior. This is insane behavior from a 59-year-old man. A grown man. He's talking about like, does he like me? He used to like me.

He was asking to be on my show. Now he doesn't like me anymore. What's going on? Oh. Because that's all it is. So funny's thing you've ever said, Doug. That's why he's nice dog. It's fucking funny.

This is why I don't want. want to be part of this nonsense because that's all it is. And what I'm going to play you is utter nonsense. And this is just... You're already doing it. Is it one of his songs? Like, typical of what happens. You shouldn't be surprised.

So essentially, what happens is Carbix is a big fan of mine. I call in to Pinky to tell Karmix that I love his personality. You can recall while I was in Chicago making bank. Again, such a child. He went to some convention where you take photos with people inside autographs, and he has to say he was making bank. And we've all seen the photographs of the lines waiting for him at that convention. There's no one near him.

The only lines are the stick lines. Yep. That's just what I say every day when I go to work. I'm making bank. Yep. You come home, your wife's like, how was my today? Like, well, I was making banks and there's that. That's it.

So I do that. And then CarMex assumes that everything's good with me and Pinky. I assumed everything was good with me and Pinky. Never assume anything is good with you and Kevin Brennan at any time ever. you fucking moron. How many reruns of this do you have to watch to know how this works? Like, B.A. Baracus, they're going to try to knock you out

before getting at the airplane, all right? It's going to happen. How do you not know this? These references today are fucking fucking wrong. I'm not impressed Lucy with these references. That is accurate. That was A team.

Yeah, I understood it. Yeah, I did. I didn't think there was a problem. At all. At all. I was gone, and I did not anticipate any backlash at all from Pinky. But Carmix asked me to come on my show, and I obliged. Now, listen to the new spin from Felicia Gillespie and Carmix.

This is the spin that you make when you want the. love of a 65 year old pinky fuck who wears pink lady shoes and drives his bicycle, rides his bicycle with a yellow helmet. He is a seven-year-old. This is insane.

You can... Still referencing that. He's still referencing that and he still thinks of that like bothers someone, yellow shoes, pink helmet. I love reading legal documents that explain that I'm Lady Kay because John thinks that I'm effeminate. He thinks that

bothers me it's a good footnote it's like it is a strange thing to be like this older boy is making fun of me right so you have to put his age out there why what does it mean he's not that much older than no i know they're the same what's the purpose of this well also this idea that's just like and wait until i show you this video of karmic and felicia talking about this thing no one's seen it job these are not popular youtubeers this is not a popular thread that's going on You know, you're not talking about what Ethan Klein is up to. I'm pretty sure at some point several months ago, Carl, I did text you and go, who's Karmic X?

Because I had no idea. Like, he was brought up on your show and I'm like, should I know who this person is? Like, I'm really trying to keep track here, but it's impossible. And Doug, I hate this. I am trying my best to not introduce people to Carmick and Fulish on all these MLC rejects. I'm sorry, we've had like Liam on. We've had some of these people on. And then I'm just like, okay, I can't with us.

It's so fucking nothing. There's nothing going out of here. But I have to cover it because that's all John's talking about now. It's the biggest thing in his head, so it's the biggest thing in the world. I keep trying to not care about them at all. And then every single thing that I look at ever is talking about them, which is insane because also nobody is talking about them. It all comes back to Kevin Brennan. There is this weird, sycophant thing.

And John's in that world that looks up to Kevin Brennan. now there's the the viewers who want to give Kevin Brennan money that's really cool and then there's the rejects who can't do any show on their own and can't go on other people's shows who need 120 bucks to spend two and a half hours with Kevin Brennan once every other week that's cool too good job guys this is what you can expect I'm the good guy and yet I get this kind of nonsense thrown my way and I didn't do anything wrong

see what I mean he's seven years old and I didn't even do anything wrong and they're mad at me and I'm good I'm the good guy here yeah that's when you know

you're talking to or hearing from a good guy when they have to tell you that they're the good guy all right nice Doug um got you there it's for people

that aren't watching this just his narrative has to be I was so nice he was a Karmikx was a fan of mine, and I was so nice

that I let him come on my show, and that was such a nice thing that I did in order to help him out when he was such a big fan. Can you imagine if you were a fan of somebody, and they invited you on their show? Yeah, you're right. That's how he's thinking about this. That's how I got on this show, Carl. I was a huge fan of this show.

I never thought about this. Say it with producer Chris. Definitely not. I had a wonderful conversation with Carmix. very I was very complimentary and again this is what happens so here we go

and thank you Clay Dabble for sending me this as much as it pissed me off to see I understand this is this is the nonsense in this fucking universe which is why I'll be leaving very shortly

dude you created all of this judges is like can you believe about this bullshit that's happening, you started it, and now you're reporting on it. Don't act like this is just happening around you right now. And that's why he has to leave.

Bye! There is something so great about him leaving, returning without skipping a beat, and then immediately saying I'm leaving again. I know. It's a stick. So you could all understand. You could all understand. I don't know how I'm going to do this now.

Let's see. Okay, I'm going to blow it up. Let's see how I could do this. You know, his return, I just realized, happens to be around the week that the kids would all go back to college. And I wonder if, like, the kids in college have a busier schedule, so maybe they're not paying as much attention to what dad's doing. So he could sneak in some programming without them being the wiser.

Hmm. I wonder if he'll be broadcasting from Harvard any time this semester. Damn it. I thought it was on YouTube. I don't know where you got this from. If I go full screen, I can't get out of this. So let me go here. Then I'm going to show all my fucking DM people.

Oh, you're lying. Let me see if I can pull it. Damn it. It's going to go to full screen. And then I'm not going to be doing this. It's amazing. Let's see. That's how I'm going to have to do it.

I'm going to do it like this. There isn't an adult I've met in my life. that makes the same mistake as many times in a row as John does. It's impossible. It's impossible to be this bad at life and never learn anything. You could not script it to be as hilarious as it actually is. If this, Anthony said it best, if this was a character, it would be one of the greatest characters ever made.

Be Ricky Jervais from the office level. All right, that's the best way I can do it. Thank you. All right. So let me share the screen. Who's he thinking? I don't know. It's like when Homer talks to his head, his brain.

I don't like you and you don't like me. That's the one I was thinking of. And this is just what you could expect. From. And this is the very reason why I'll be gone soon. So now, this is Felicia Gillespie. be asking car mix if i used him okay i mean you can't write this shit i used him he asked to come on felicia come here felicia come here

god it's a woman he's louder than harper rose like i literally had to turn my volume down I know, that's ridiculous. Just doing an impression of my father. Oh, that makes it okay. Yeah, go ahead, beat up that woman. It's fine. It's an impression of your dad. No, it'll be upset.

But seriously, all kidding aside. Who's been kidding? That's hilarious. Great joke. He's so angry. Everyone quiet down. That's crazy. What the fuck would?

I use him. He asked me to come on, Felicia. Get your fucking story straight, sweetheart. Now, before I play this clip, I do want to apologize to Rob Saul. Okay, here we go. I love this part of this is hilarious. Now all of a sudden we're talking to Rob Saul

directly through the show. The biggest loser, I mean, I'll give Carp. A little bit of credit. He's a little more interesting than Rob Salas. What are we doing here? Yesterday I said I wouldn't until Rob had reminded me that he in fact did tell me about Carmix. I don't recall.

So Rob, I am sorry. I am sorry. Thank you. By the way, this goes on for a while where he apologizes to Rob, but also says, I don't remember you telling me that. So it's not an apology at all. Look at that hair. Look at that hair.

Guys, I'm so fast. I'm sorry. I know you guys see this all the time. This is so fascinating. He was like he's playing footballs of 30s. It's a little Lego hairy. You crack it, Bob. You're welcome.

Because I didn't, I didn't recall that there was an issue with you in Car Mix. And if I did. Okay. This sounds, yeah, I don't say it's a narcissist. right there. This sounds like Aaron Imolte in the courtroom. Didn't you say that you could beat up my client? I don't recall

ever saying anything like that. If I did, I play a character. I'm being a silly goose, you know, on my show. I'll give you a quick example of what I mean when I say John to just be an adult, like the rest of us, if he doesn't want to be in this ridiculous dabble verse that's so crazy. I heard

on El Hariblai show this morning that are this little piggy was sniped by Kevin yesterday and Kevin had two criticisms of it of me one was that I was mad at Tuki for taking the show on his channel and getting all the money from it and then two I was mad that he was taking phone calls because then we were letting people on for free rather than making them super chat or super tip neither those things make any sense it's always the money with him right but but you know those two things can't exist because I'm not making any of the money anyway sure and then I'm mad that there's phone calls now I'm not playing the clip of it I don't give a

shit. Kevin's a fucking retard. He cares what he has to say. And it's that easy, John. Just like that. Done. Never have to bring it up. Never have to pull a clip or find it. Everyone knows Kevin's stupid. It's that easy.

So then John's going on and on. And he's got a lot going on in his life right now, which I was surprised by because it seems like he's got nothing going out of this life. You know, there's so much going on with me right now. and um between the gym and the and then and then and then working on my boat and then it's just a lot of stuff going on right now you're a liar he couldn't think of one other thing that he does besides drink and watch the eighties he's like i'm so busy right now i go to the gym i'm oh fuck then i have to leave the gym hey john what about that frivolous lawsuit you could have brought that up that probably taking up some of your time

I imagine you're reading a bunch of paperwork right now. Somebody could have brought up, working on my boat. I mean, he doesn't own a boat, but if he did, what would he do to work on it? He's just scraping barnacles off the side. I know. That's what I picture. Exactly. All right.

You would never do that. All right. So now John watches the Pat Dixon watching Carmick and Felicia. And, you know, he just responds to it like a child. Now let's move on. to Carmix and Felicia Putting the proverbial knife Into the duke's back

So here we go Ah boy And you know again This is Empathson is commenting While this clip rolls And Pat You're right And I now have to realize that maybe, even after defending Felicia against you, the other day when Carmix was on, Pat, now I realize after watching Felicia trying to wind Carmix up.

So, or else, um, hold on. How long did you say this was Carl? Well, no, we're done with that first. We moved on from that. So then he gets distracted by a text message. And I don't even play this for you, but for the next 90 seconds, he's just staring at his phone. He totally forgot about what he's talking about. But what I find so impressive about John is that he can fight with everyone all the time and just forget all about that.

He has said the worst things about Pat Dixon, possibly. He said the worst things about Felicia. And now he doesn't like what Felicia says. So he's like, Pat Dixon's cool. Felicia's an asshole. He's just constantly in this weird rotation. Somehow, Kevin pulls it off. John does not.

No one, no one's ever like coming to John's side. Like, all right, let's team up, buddy. We're at this one together. He's just against everyone. Even Clay Dabler comes out at the end of the show after he interviews John Fugentzell saying. Clay Dabler comes out and they start arguing about this. I was going to say, yeah, I like comics. You know, I think I messaged you months ago about comics.

So I've seen this guy, it's pretty good. And I knew you'd be coming on the show as soon as you came back. But he asked, my point is Clay. I don't care if you. I know, I know, that's why I said you to clip on my show. So I applied and now, and now they're saying I fucking used him. Yes, that's why I sent you to show. And that's in your show.

Yes, why I sent you to clip because I was like, what the fuck is this? But it's not really carmix. It's like, it's like I said, it's like a stage mom coaching her child, like what to say and do. Like, oh, don't you think, don't you think, don't you think, harm, because, yeah, like, Starring John, you know, it's John's fault. And he's like, you know, like, she's basically controlling it's like, you should get this haircut and you should wear this. You have a question.

I have a question. So, Clay Dabbler, like, he shows up in a mask, right, to hide his identity. Like, is that what he's, okay, but he has to pull the mask away from his mouth in order to talk? Yeah. Is it what's happening? Yeah, so he also drinks and smokes through. was mask too. What the fuck?

Just put like a cartoon cathead filter on yourself. What is that? It seems so unnecessary. Something that I've never thought about before, which I'm sure has always been brought up. John hates it so much that Cardiff hides behind the potato. Yeah. I'm sure that's been brought up.

If you're an ally, you're allowed to protect your identity, but if you're an enemy, you're a pussy and a loser and tell me your name and address and where you work, please. Man. Yeah. You know what? You're right, though, Doug, because the way he wears a man. mask. He wants to drink. He wants to smoke. He wants to talk. He could have just put something over the top part of his head, right? Left his mouth open. Not now. I mean, people, people

try to hear that out. I mean, if he is? I know how to use Photoshop. Right. Exactly. But if he is British, his teeth are probably all, like, fucked up. Like, maybe that's what he's trying to hide or something. Maybe that's a big book of British smiles. Don't have to be British. Do you think I can wear a mask? You can always start, Carl. Yeah, why didn't I think of that? Fuck. like starring John you know it's John's fault

and he's like you know like she's basically control him's like you should get this hair cut and you should wear this and you should do this you wrote me

when you sent me the clip I don't I'm sure you don't mind you said well so this is where John reads word for word the DM that he got from his friend he goes I'm sure you don't might be reading this

and you hear Clay go well and he just suddenly blows right through starts reading it it's crazy like calling a grown man that makes his own decision

just take some fucking responsibility. Why are you doing your fucking tune from what you wrote me fucking this morning? That's my exact take. Yeah, he should take responsibility and not throw you under the bus. Exactly. I'm not disagreeing with you. These two cannot communicate with each other.

It's interesting to watch from time to time. Not for too long, but it is interesting to watch. I guess my big takeaway from John's return to the devilverse right now is that he's taking the wrong things too seriously. I'll give you an example of that. A super chat comes in. What? Oh, no.

See, I didn't realize he's putting the guy down. See, you know, I mean, I thought he was asking when is Michael Caputo going to be coming on? So he pulls up the super chat and it says, when's that Panini, Michael Caputo coming back on? This is very easy to laugh off. Oh, I actually love to have Michael Caputo back on. That'd be great. Sure. You don't think Michael Caputo's going to be like, dude, someone call me a Panini in your head?

What the fuck, man? I think I'm a pinitini over here. Like, nobody cares about this. I don't know why, John, he's such a sensitive little bitch about this shit. You sued me for $600,000. Things have escalated now. We're not worried about people being called a pinini anymore, John. We've raised the stakes on this one, you fucking moron.

He's all worried about if Felicia likes him or not. Yeah, he just wants to go back to simpler times. I think so. He probably, yeah. He definitely fucked up. I just have a couple more clips on here. But I thought this. This was fun.

John, can't figure out why nobody likes them. I know you all like to hate me in this fucking, what are the Dablers Anonymous? All hate me. I somehow am the worst human being on Earth. But look. Look what happens. This is how quickly these people turn on you. I think we all learned something.

I don't think you understands He's just like everything just happens to me All you guys just have like easy street All day every day and then all this shit happens to me Why is that? It's not me Can't be me You don't have to be on dabless Dablers Anonymous like I'm not on there and I hate you

That's true That's going from nice Doug John The funny thing about this is I didn't use to hate John Yeah I was very cordial with them when we had Yeah I remember conversations and stuff Sure now I'm not as thrilled with him as I used to be. He's kind of been behaving a little bit, to be honest. He's kind of done some

things that really pissed me off. Speaking of pissing someone off. So, John Fugel saying is an old friend of his from Stephanie Miller days. He's a very, he's a liberal pundit. I think he's a show on Sirius Ex-on. He's a radio guy. And he hasn't been on John's show in years. He wrote off John a long time ago. Well, now he's promoting this new book that he has. So there's a long interview with this guy. And at the end of the interview, John's plugging the book. And listen to Moneybags John over here. Hey, go get the book. If you can, go order it. It comes out. I believe September 7th, John, or the 9th? September 9th, 9. Number 9. Yeah, September 9th, go get it. And John, I will text you or email you my address. And I would love to get a copy.

And I'm sure my mother would love it. Should she be thrilled to get a copy from a smart date? man like you. Thank you very much. Thank you for being so kind to people, John. Take care. You really can't go buy your friend's book? You couldn't have bought your friend's book before you interviewed him, but maybe read it? Read the book? Yeah. That's usually what you do when you do an interview. I've never ever seen someone ask for a free book after interviewing someone about said book. Do you want a copy of my book? It's $20. It's $20. It's someone to my mom too. What an asshole. I can't believe that.

It gets worse. It gets worse because John Lee's, and here's one more plug for the book. All right, the great John Fuglesang in his book, The Separation of Church and State. Nope. Feel free to get it. I guess I just, I guess I deleted it. Where is it? There it is.

I wanted to put that up again, but I can't seem to find it. Of course, I'm going to end this poorly at the stage. There we go. he called it the separation of church and state it was close how would you know for three seconds i was like john john you're wrong yeah like how would you not understand the pun there the meaning behind that like he's not comprehending what's going on around him he doesn't pay attention to anything and if he did even if he did it wouldn't matter he's too fucking stupid wow i need a game i need to play a game right now let's do it let's go

It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke, a dabbler. What do you say, Carl, and non-Adam Bush co-host? Are you ready to poke? A dabbler? Uh, North Clef, all your threats and not one lawsuit, really? I suit Sharon Stone. I suit Sirius XM. I was about to sue Tuki

If he keeps it up, I will. Last I heard he put a certain thing behind his Patreon. Well, Patreon has more stringent rules than even YouTube. So if that be true, Rocco, then we got problems. And I will file a lawsuit. You can call it fair use all you want. Nah-uh. Wait till they hear you bash trans.

and bash black people. You're a racist, too. We don't know that. Even on this show, you said a bunch of racist shit that I had to kick you out of here. We'll see who the judge could decide with. Don't forget, Rocco. What did John say next?

Here are your choices. Number one, the law doesn't look too kindly on racists. B. I've made many friends who have friends. Next. You might know where I live. Four.

Wait for it. Wait for it. And lastly, I heard you have kids. Oh. And lastly, too. Oh, no. It's like the pot calling the kettle. to poke a tabler.

Wow, this is a tough one right here. All right. I will go first. I'm going to go lastly. I heard you have kids. That sounds crazy. But that's where I'm going. Lucy, what do you think?

This is a really hard, but I'm going to go next. You might know where I live. I like that one. Nice dog. So I only get my John information from your show. I've heard this before I know at some point you have played this I know and I'm going to go with one

I'm pretty sure it's one The law doesn't like to kind of an racist Yeah producer Chris what do you think I went against my instinct Because I was going to go one I went with B I've made many friends who have friends It's pretty good

All right let's find out We'll see who the judges get aside with Don't forget, Rocco, you might know where I live. Hey, I haven't won it in so long. Congratulations. I'm sorry, I'm talking. I'm not asking my mother that. Kidding me?

I'll ask her to bring a case of beer up, but. James L. Solomon, thanks for five bucks. You ever read Dianetics, John? I did start it, but I just didn't buy in. Scientology has a celebrity center in L.A. I'm aware of it. I can't go in. Not celebrity, but you could because you're very famous.

Yes, I know that. I have no desire to believe in a clay table. It's the most ridiculous religion there is, although all of them are ridiculous. Wouldn't you say, Mom? Yeah. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough to pull. poke, a dapler.

Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog. The great Cardiff Electric, everyone. Another fantastic game. Thank you, Cardiff. For sending that in. Congratulations to Lucy. Yeah, that was a hard one. I think you're better when you're in studio. I'm going to get you back in here more often.

All right. All right. We're going to check out some nut news. I have some other news after that and voicemails. that we're going into, but first, I want to thank Doug, nice Doug, for coming on the show. So good to see you, my friend. Thank you for having me. I always enjoy being here.

It's super fun. And people can check you out at Good Times, great movies. That's right. Yeah, wherever you get podcasts, we have a YouTube channel. A few episodes back, I heard Andy on here begging for people to subscribe to a show on YouTube and maybe watch it. So I'll say the same. And please check it out, hit the subscribe, whatever you got to do.

Any fun movies recently? You know what? The most reason is my birthday pick is a movie called The Initiation, a trashy slasher movie starring Daphne Zuniga, Princess Vespa. It's not very good, but I love it. Yeah, yeah, sounds like a good one. All right, cool. And speaking of movie reviews, Lucy Typebox from once over with Kaylee joining us.

Thank you, Lucy. Well, thank you. This is where you say you're plug. Oh, I'm so bad at this. You can find my movie reviews on Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-U-I on YouTube. Over there, I also do episodes of Lucy Does Dabbleverse. I will be doing one upcoming. We have been talking all things, lull, suit, as well as some other stuff as it comes up.

So make sure to go and subscribe and turn on your notifications. Movie reviews come out every Tuesday and my Patreon, where you can see Popsicle reviews and other thing reviews of saucy fun stuff. All right. I know I've told you, Lucy, I'm a big fan of physical media. I always love your hall episodes where you just go through things that you have bought. Stuff you've blown way too much money on. I love it.

I do the same thing. Yeah, you and I have been talking about collaborating on something like that. It would be fun. I think we should. I don't get a movie. You too. Fine. What's going out of the internet?

I wonder. Internet news with Jenny. Jiggles. From Dablers Anonymous, Homer Ballzac comments on our latest Stephanie Miller segment. I realize that these clips are just embarrassing to sit through, but God damn it, I love him. John at the top of his game, clueless as to what a fat, disgusting, drunken buffoon he's become, to all around him. Let the night follow pines. There is no way that 5'1, Porto Dutch Dwarf has a hammer. Fix it 403 points out. In his defense, there's so much blood fire hosing out of that hemorrhoid that it must be really hard to maintain an erection naturally. Hangster 23 notes,

The lard from John's jowls could fry enough eggs to feed Gaza. Sad homonym riffs. Nice jowls, Chunky. They compliment your downsy eyelids. From Patreon, Mike last name clarifies. To be clear, John is too stupid to be Stephanie's board off. He only told her that because he thinks it's beneath the man of his talents. He figured if she moved him off the board,

the only other place for him would be on the mic, and somehow his plan worked. Or a little bit. Junkie is stoked. I'm waiting for John to step on a rake during this lawsuit intermission period, a la Aaron Imholt. The anticipation is, killing me. Deluxe predicts, based on John's swollen face and red glazed over eyes,

he's a few weeks from having to go to detox. I've been in that spot before. Prediction booked. B. B. B. I regret life inquires. If John is going to Indiana, does this mean Carl will finally drive to Gary? Hashtag Vinny Winnie. And from YouTube, Bill Clay reports, John came back because he can't survive without the chump change the dabbleverse throws him for being a dunk tank clown on the internet. Edward Snow Yen. WATP, the only worthwhile John breakdowns. Actual prep and spot-on analysis,

not ponderous riffing about wrinkled shirt collars and untrimmed nose hairs. Daniel points out, It's hard for a man of my intelligence to comprehend. John is the original oxymoron. Finn Cooley notices. John and Ron the waiter have the same hairstyle. What the fuck is going on? Fly on the wall asks.

Is it me? Or does Ron sound like Daffy Duck? The thought popped in my head and I just can't shake it or unhear it. I'm beyond irritated. Alice Danger makes a strong case. I watch WATP frequently, and I'm sick of the roasting, too. Roasting and crowdwork have been ruined by the hordes of comedians who think that's all the skill they need. Kill Tony sucks. Matt Rife sucks.

They're dominating a space that used to be more fun without them. Nick Sattler, Bopey hates roasts because he can't roast and can't handle being roasted. B. Crunk offers, this isn't new. He's always been a hypersensitive queen. He even made Norton seem rational by comparison. and Jay Sods 1 plays us out with Opie, Stuttering John, and Corey Feldman walk into a bar. Internet news. Thank you very much to producer Chris and Jenny Jiggles for putting that together.

I have an update, some sad news. One of the greatest callers of all time to Who Are These Podcasts, or the Who Are These Podcasts, Voice Mal Wine, was, of course, Gary in San Diego. Here he is with Doggy. Gary has passed away. Oh, no. I received a note from Judy saying, sorry to share the sad news. Gary passed away peacefully on August 19th.

He had battled many health issues, and the days were not easy. Hearing you play his calls on your show made him very happy. Thank you for your kindness and bringing Gary Joy, wishing you continued success. Well, thank you, Judy for sending that in. I asked her, I'm like, you know, everybody wants to know what Gary looks like.

Everyone has an idea in their head of what Gary looks like. I asked her if she'd send in some photos. so that's uh him with his dog here's him with uh judy and the dog he looks you know it's he's exactly like you think yeah he really does he really does yeah it's one of those things it's usually the voice you hear and you go oh my gosh that's the person uh-huh but with uh with gary here's another one here's a happy happy gary oh so very sad gary rip rest in peace my friend so sad that uh you know we haven't heard gary on the voicemail line and a little while. And it's interesting. We actually got a voicemail asking about that,

which was surprising that that came in. I guess, you know, sometimes people just get a feeling about something. Hey, you know, listening to John coming back here, it's got me thinking, can we get a wellness check for Gary in San Diego? I have not heard from his ass in so long. I'm kind of worried. We do tend to lose these people in threes, you know. with the two other deaths, the Macedon guy apologized Carl. I don't know his name.

Brent Hines. And, you know, King Cobra. So, Gary, you're out there. I hope you're okay. Okay, are you okay, buddy? All right, bye. Isn't that interesting?

He's not okay, unfortunately. But he was a big fan. I did notice our numbers had dipped a little bit. I was wondering. Too soon? Maybe. Jesus Christ.

I have literally. Tears in my eyes, you asshole. You fucking asshole. He liked the show. He would have appreciated that. I know he would have. But I'm still living, and so please stop saying words. Okay, fair enough. Let's grab a tissue. That's what they're there for.

For what I bum you off. For what I bum you up. You don't want. You don't get tears out over that top, do you? Listen, I don't go topless. Only Aaron does that. T-O-P-L-E-S-T-L-S-T-L-L-L-S, topless. Let's go to the voicemails.

Quick hot take, I was listening to the Ron the waiter with Opie, and I'd never wanted to hear Opie show more, and he cut it off. He's worse than fucking stuttering John. I'm going to mark it up to just mental illness because that was a thrilling conversation, interesting, intriguing, and he fucking cut it off. What it dope. Yeah, Ron was finally, like, pouring out. out his soul. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. You're still upset. Shut up. Leave me alone. I'll sound like you got you. You're making it worse. I know. I don't.

This is the meanest that you've ever been. What hell? It's impressive. We're just trying to listen to voicemails over here. Yeah. So Ron talking about his aunt committing suicide and Thanksgiving and being a virgin and all of this crazy shit. And open it's like, gay, yeah, yeah, we got to go.

It's moving. it along. He really has no instincts anymore. Opiocese have instincts. That was his thing. Like if he saw something was going while, he'd keep it going. But that was not well done, in my opinion. Boner Guy Conan. Hey, Carl. Love you. Love the show. Just enjoying episode 651 with John's Tramphant return. And it is just shocking. He's actually got more retarded. He can't do anything now. He can't even finish a sentence. How is it possible? I'm amazed he's even able to addressed himself at this point. And I can't wait until he's getting superchats again.

And I'll have Clay on. And Clay will be warning him. Like, John, don't read that one, John. Do you know, please, say, say, please. I'm trying to read the super chat. Let's see, no. John, that one's insulting you. Clay, please.

This one comes in from John's cheesy, infected ball bag. Thanks for the buck 50. Play, please, please. John, you are so retarded that your first daughter turned to a man to try and show you how it should be done, and your second daughter is, oh,

okay, all right, all right, okay, they're crashing me. Amazing, absolutely amazing. And I will always vote for you Carl at the creepoff.com. Thank you. Thank you very much, Boner Guy, 69. Appreciate it. So, creep 45 seconds.

At first, I was afraid the Bonner guy wasn't going to be able to cheer me up, but he won me over the end. Until he said vote for Carl, that was the issue. You, but the creepoff.com, vote for Carl. Please. God damn it. I'm never going to live this down, am I? Joe in Pennsylvania calling in.

Carl, gang, it's Joe from Pennsylvania. So I was listening to Sirius the other day for the first time in like almost 14 years. And it was on a road trip, so I got about a five-hour chunk in back and forth. And I was shocked to hear Artie clips. Nice. Already making fun of Richard for jerking off with his friends. and Artie making fun of Ronnie the Libbo driver, the F slur being thrown around.

I was shocked. But in that five-hour chunk, you know who I didn't hear? Didn't hear no John. Didn't hear no Jackie. So it's strange to hear Rite the already back on there. Also, the new promo says specifically that at 735, Howard's going to address the things. My opinion, as an unbiased journalist, sources close to Howard, sources with the thinking of Howard Stern,

I think Howard's going down to one day a week, keeping the money the same, maybe a couple extra weeks of vacations. He wants a podcaster contract. He wants to call me daddy contract. He wants a Jason Bateman, Will, Arnett contract. The only podcast one day a week. Howard's only going to do one live show a week. That's my thought.

We'll see what transpires on the second. See you. We'll see, Joe. In fact, we'll see on who are these broadcasters. I will be on there with Christian and Eric Zane Tuesday at 2 p.m. live on this channel. Of course, there's also who are these broadcasters

podcast feed, wherever you get your podcast, sign up for that. And we'll be checking out Howard Stern's return to Sirius XM on September 2nd. That morning will be his first show

back since his summer vacation. And Joe, that's retarded. There's no way, serious wants to pay him the same amount of money from less content. No one's listening to him now. Why would they give him a big contract?

There's no way. I know. I was thinking, Joe said he was on a road trip. I hope he rented a car and he wasn't paying for series for 14 years without listening to it and then suddenly turned it

on one day. That would be impressive. Can I tell you I pay for serious still? I do not listen to it. You're the only one. It's a write-off. It's for my job. Sometimes. Not very often. This is a fun one. Hey, it's the Lofay, and this is not what I sound like. Gee, Opie. What are you doing there?

Same thing I do every night, Ron Way, try to take over the YouTube's. Opie, I think if I-Divis is a bad idea, the comment-the-view ratio, This is immediate red flags. They're going to notice right away. Ron, you idiot. Don't play with your dog.

You leave me alone. Okay, Opie. Nars. Anyways, don't come to school tomorrow. See all in Detroit. Don't call me back. Baggots. A little pinky in the brain parody there.

Siri, hang up. Siri, oh, fuck, I have an Android. That's fun. That's like the after the credits joke. Yeah. It's good. Good stuff. What else is going on?

Ronnie and Syracuse. Hey, Carl. Ronnie in Syracuse, love you, love the show, listening to the midweek episode. You guys are talking about Opie and how he feels that if someone makes fun of you or him, then the appropriate response is to punch them in the face or head. And you mentioned a cake-stopping thing, which reminded us of what a true piece of crap Opie really is as a person. And it reminded me of the time that Al Dukes, who I believe was the producer on ONA,

got Opie a pinball machine as a present, and Opie's response was to destroy it with a sledgehammer. What a piece of crap. Don't call me back. I guess you just don't get his humor. Pretty funny stuff. That poor pinball machine. Oh, you like that thing?

That thing you like right there? What if I break it? I wouldn't like that. That's what I'm going to do that. Good stuff. Good stuff, OPE. That was his stick, though. He loved doing that kind of thing.

All right. We've talked about flour versus corn. Oh, no. Why are we bringing this back? We're not. What are the other big debates that we've had? Steely Dan. Steely Dan?

Yeah, or nay? Well, now we're talking about, is it a Renaissance Fair or a Renaissance Festival? Oh, Jesus. It's, so the Renaissance Festival of Fair thing, this is the new corn tortilla flouthertya thing. I've only ever heard it referred to as a Renaissance Fair, specifically with an E at the end of the word fair. And I'll tell you why I think that's the definitive answer, because you have to remember that a Renaissance Fair is staffed by the most most obnoxious gayest theater kids of all time so it has to have the most obnoxious gayest name possible so it's definitely fair with an e at the end uh hope that clears everything

up for you guys call me back all right it's been put to rest i don't want to hear about it again that's a definitive answer right there cow photographer calling in caro cow photographer i love the emboldt section because emmolt is a fascinating retard uh you glossed over it but He mentioned he was going to keep doing yoga in order to try to reverse his aging prop, whatever. What a faggot. I've done a lot of yoga. It's not going to make you less bad. That's like what women think.

You do it for mobility. Whatever. That motherfucker, if he wants to be the Chad Alfa idiot that he claims to be, he should be lifting some weights. I guarantee if someone sent a super chat to him and say, hey, go lift some weights faggot. He would say, oh, no, my back, oh, or some other bullshit excuse. Aaron's a fucking weirdo. keep covering him. I can't wait to watch him.

Test the mouth feel of various firearms. Oh, boy. Go fuck yourselves. Love you. What's that hope for that? Love you, too, copidographer. Thanks for checking in.

We had one more on here. There's a joke from Hackverse Anonymous, I guess. Carl, love you, love the show. I was looking on, I was browsing on Reddit. I was on Hackverse Anonymous. I don't normally go on there because everyone's all pissy and upset. But I thought this one, One guy had a really funny comment.

If Carl was a character in Skyrim, he would be the Yarl of Homo Land. I thought that was a good zinger he got in on you. Anyway, a little bit of extra net news for you. All right. Anyone understand that? Nope. Nope. Sounded Scandinavian.

I got the 18 reference. You did not. Don't lie to me. Who played B.A. Barracus? I don't know anybody's name. You should know that. I stumble over everywhere. Mr. T.

I'll give you his last initial. Fucking Mr. D. I don't know what he was named. Listen, I'm still crying over here. I knew you did not. I knew you didn't know. This is Nate from Flint, Michigan. And guess what?

This voicemails over. I got to go. Bye. Bye. Boom. A plane has hit volley. Vinny Paulino, because he's so fat. Boom.

I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. Okay. That was a great episode.

That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Oh, be nice