Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep653 - Woody Allen on Bill Maher, Opie, StutJo, Aaron Imholte, Anthony Cumia

Episode Date: September 4, 2025

Bill Maher is getting some pretty big guests who don’t do a lot of interviews lately. This week he has comedy legend Woody Allen and Bill decides to tell Woody all about himself. Does Woody agree? Not really. But that never slows Bill down.  Adam Busch is on to help us decide if AI will allow Woody Allen to live forever. We started with “Is It Gay?” to accommodate Megan’s schedule. Aaron on Steel Toe got $300 and screams at people who aren’t watching; the man is cracking. Stuttering John decides to come back yet again and attempts to clown Anthony Cumia. That was a bad decision because Anthony came back and gave John a proper dressing down and really put him in his place. Opie is back in NYC and he’s getting reacquainted with the neighborhood by bothering a homeless guy, harassing a young girl who is making a video, and looking for used mattresses for Ron the Waiter. We finish up with Annie playing a round of “To Poke a Dabbler,” a reminder of Gary in San Diego’s voicemails, and many tributes to Gary from our callers.  Tickets on sale for WATP with Anthony Cumia at The Villa Roma Resort in Callicoon, New York on September 5th – ⁠http://watplive.com/ ⁠ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/vzrJ3QJyVK0  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So we're going to get started with Is It Gay right at the top of the show? welcome Megan hello I heard we were wearing hats today I saw you get up and walk away that must be it and uh Annie is here as well what's up Annie oh hello oh hello do you have we're all having issues today oh stop it it was just you and me we're the only ones producer Chris has been fine this whole time I had some things going on but they were internal they were more mental kind of technical understood all right we're going to play a round of is it gay pretty

easy to understand. We're going to watch Aaron Imhol set something up, and then Megan's going to ask each of us whether Aaron's going to think that's gay or not. That's a pretty good explanation, right? What do we get into the jingle for this game? We should steal Patrick's jingle.

Oh, that's right. I was going to do that. I forgot about that. He's not using it. Round one. Here we go. Brian says what if the third one is the most unhinged of the three. Now, why are we throwing negativity into this? No. None of this is necessary, all right?

None of this is necessary. And if you guys are telling me not to get married and I see some of you are in the chat, it's going to take a whole lot more than a $1 donation to get me to reconsider. We're 105 away from tonight's goal. I'm going to need a lot more convincing. Aussie Mark says, I believe in love and Aaron is going back to the polycule. No, no, no, no, no. That's not going to happen.

And I, that was a big mistake. That's a terrible fucking idea. All right. Is going back to the polycule gay, Adam? It, no. No, I'm going to go with no. Annie? I think it's gay for him.

So yes. Chris. Gay. Carl. I think licking Nick's come off of April was pretty gay. But I'm going to say this isn't gay for some reason. We should ever. do it. It's so gay.

I suck at this game so bad. I'm going to this bad at this game. Which isn't gay. 50-50 chance. One of them is a trick, so just keep an open mind. Oh, wow. One of my clips is the trick question. Megan's getting cocky now with this game. All right, that's round one in

the books. We have two jerks with one point each. Round two. Why are we mad? What's the deal? I had nothing, but But fucking nothing but respect for Kevin Brennan. Nothing. You can still have nothing but respect for Kevin Brennan.

I don't understand what's the thing that changed this. You understand you both talk into microphones like assholes for super chats. Like there's no reason there needs to be anything personal. None of this should be personal. This should all be an act. This should all be just doing a show. But so many of you guys treat this like it's fucking real life. All right, so is treating the internet like real life instead of, you know, just having fun with it?

Is that gay? Carl. It's not gay. Chris. Not gay. Adam. He's a fucking asshole. I just want to make that clear.

Oh, yeah. No shit. I'm going to go with gay. Annie. I think it's not gay. All right. This is nothing. one of you thinks you're in an actual relationship with me it's fucking weird i yes i'm on the board baby

this is exciting started my comeback i don't want to home is rooting for me that's why i react this way you know i'm the dallas cowboys at this game of america's team i knew you're going to say it uh fuck the cowboys all right round three you guys ready I was under the I was under the assumption that Stuttering John and Kevin Brandon were cool Oh my God

Who gives a flying fuck If he thuttering John Are you thuttering John? Are you thuddering John? Are you thuddering? Who picked the clip to play? I'm sorry, I don't mean interrupt This guy fucking sucks so bad He's mad at the clip that he curated

I picked this one especially for you. Thank you. I've never seen Aaron do Opie before It's amazing Is he thuttering, John? Are you thuttering, John? If you say stuttering John, you're a fucking loser. If you think about stuttering John for a second in your day,

punch yourself in the dick and apologize to Jesus. What if John's suing me for $600,000? Like, can I think about him in the day? What if Jesus agrees? There is not a sentence more embarrassing to me that can start with the thudering John. I hear people go to me, they're like, I think you're like stuttering John. And I'm like, well, that's why you're triggered.

Okay. Oh, yeah. He's just out in the street. All right. Annie is talking about stuttering John gay. Uh, yeah. Yeah, that's gay. Adam.

Yeah. Didn't he just say not to take this stuff personally? Didn't he just, I'm going to go with gay. Same segment. Yeah. Carl I think it's gay Chris

not gay interesting alright like the fact that you think that might be the gayest fucking thing I've ever heard another man say to another one beautiful all right

Annie is leading with three and he's got all three so far I have two Adam is two no Adam's got one oh Adam Jesus yeah I keep applying

logic and reason. I don't know what I'm doing. Producer Chris, where are you at, too? Two. All right. It's anyone's game. As you guys know, the final round is worth five points for me and me only. So anyone can win here, which is always good. This is round four.

They all just fuck in this room, this orgy dome. I can't imagine the smell, the dirty pussies, the filthy dicks, the reeking fucking bodies, the orifices, just oozing with the most disgusting smells you could possibly imagine. imagine? Oh my God. Like honestly, this whole thing was a sign from God that these heathens need to be cleansed. He took down your orgy dome. Only like the most perverted like middle school student thinks this is cool. Okay. Are orgy domes gay? Now think about this really carefully. That's the trick question. Chris.

Not gay. Annie. Is there a trick? Is there a secret third answer I can give? No, it's one or the other. Okay. What would you have given, Annie? What would you have said?

Three. Super gay. I don't know. I bet you had somebody to do that. Super gay. Carl. It's not gay. Adam.

I'm going with lastly. I'm going not gay Oh wow All right here we go If you're growing up into an adult And you think this is a cool thing to do Like pussy bro You're not even gay

You're something else Yes You're just done If you're in a pussy You're not even gay Hot take From aired on that one You're done though

So the secret answer was done Don, yes. I guess. All right, what's the score? Pretty surprised. We got round five here. Annie is leading with four. And he's still perfect.

You and I are tied at three. All right. Fucking Adam. Adam. Adam's the carload of this one. All right. No, don't say that. That was mean. Round five.

Here we got. The guy needs to be in prison. He doesn't need to be on the streets like all these liberals want him to be. Oh, Pam Bondi. While we have your ear, Johnny, you have a follow-up question. for Pam Bondi? Yeah, there was something you said you had on your desk a while back. Something, some sort of, some sort of list of some sort.

Could we get a look at that quick? Oh, guys, I don't know if you saw this or not, but we found some Mexicans. Look at the Mexicans. Don't you hate Mexicans? I never see these parts of the show. No one ever clips these parts of the show. They're so bad. I know.

All right. are Mexicans gay Adam I mean they like Marcy that's good point I'm going yeah

that's a yes Annie yes yes I'm gonna go gay all right I'm gonna go not gay

because that would mean I could tie up Annie for the lead right here Here we go, not gay. Come on, Mexicans. Mexicans are gross and gay, aren't they? Oh. Son of a bitch, Annie, a perfect week, Annie.

It was worth waiting for you. Congratulations on that. We should congratulate you. We all know that that secret rule is if I go perfect, you win. That is the other rule of this game. No, you win this game. I'm going to play a bonus. but this is just to decide second place or does that already decide to do whatever just for fun

for us as a geez but annie's the big winner this week uh one more dad vet says does erin reach the goal in five hours i'm on pins and needles right now hey guys definitely don't click the link now and mobilize and start donating money just despite dad vet his manipulating skills Megan, take it away? Um, is weaponizing another chatter's comments gay? A chatter named Dad Vet, who's probably a father and either a veteran or a veterinarian. Maybe. Maybe.

Um, I'm going to guess that it's not gay. Chris? Not gay. Adam? Pretty gay. Annie? Uh, I think. think it's gay and gay ops oh all right wow let's find out definitely don't do that that would

be fucking gay and adds to the perfect score well done very impressive what a great week and uh i want to thank me Megan for making some time for us on a busy day thank you for doing this early for me yes and i believe we're going to have an episode of is it gay this Saturday when we're on Chrissy Mayer's content. Yay. Stream. So. I'm excited to see

who you bring on for that. I know. We're going to have a motley crew. Should be a motley crew. So maybe we'll get Gino and Kiki to play. Is it gay with us? That would be so much fun. Would Aaron be upset if we did that?

Oh, I don't think so. Nothing upset that guy. He doesn't take this personally. I mean, who knows? But I think Kiki and Gino would be a fun addition to the game. I think they'd have fun with it. Awesome. Well, thank you very much, Megan. Yeah, no problem. Thank you.

Another great game. And thank you to Annie. We'll see you again at the end of the show if that's cool. Well, what have we done today, folks? This has been quite the episode. That was a fantastic game. And I am proud of Annie for getting all six correct. Not an easy thing to do. Club Random, Bill Mars podcast. He's been getting some legends on lately. Oh, yeah. I don't know who's booking for the show, but they know what they're doing. You know, we had Billy Joel on recently after Billy Joel's doc came out.

Woody Allen has a book out now, and Woody Allen comes on. And our buddy Darren was the one who suggested that we check this out, Adam. And so I know that you know a thing or two about Woody Allen, your fan. I know Woody Guthrie. I haven't heard of Woody Allen. Is he some kind of Yeah, I know Woody Allen I'm going to say we should have talked about this before the show

Pretty familiar All right, cool So they start off They're trying to find some common ground When it comes to comedy clubs Now these are two very different generations Between Woody Allen and Bill Maher But they're trying to feel out like

Did you work at this place When I was out in L.A., I did this When I was in New York, I did that And I just thought this was funny That this is what Woody Allen goes to to try to figure out if he had some common ground with Bill. I played that other place in Hollywood. It was at an upstairs and a downstairs.

What year? The year that the Kennedy was assassinated. Oh, yeah, yeah, that club. I remember that. Sure. 63 we're going back to. So that didn't help. They didn't really find a lot of common ground when it came to that.

So after they break the ice and have a little small time, talk and stuff. We get into it. And of course, Bill, what he likes to do is he likes to tell the very famous person who they are. He did this with Billy Joel. He defined who Billy Joel was to Billy Joel. He doesn't like to ask questions. He doesn't like to tell them. And he's explaining to Woody Allen that Woody Allen is an intellectual, even though Mr. Allen doesn't believe that that's correct. I often said, I'm mistaken for an intellectual. This is what I have to challenge. Because answer me this, then. If you have no lofty thoughts

how why didn't you just keep making the silly kind of movies you made at the beginning that were just gags I grant you there are no lofty thoughts in bananas there's no lofty thoughts and take the money and run but then you did interiors and movies

that were like almost all lofty thoughts but I was riddled with ambition to be a serious filmmaker but but I had nothing to contribute in terms of insights or you know why that is. He's constantly telling people who they are.

And then they're like, well, that's not true. He disagrees with him. Yeah. It's Billy Joel all over again. William's talking about his life and how he felt. And he's like, no. Nope, you're wrong. Also, I'm well versed in his early stuff. Yeah.

And take the money and run has lofty thoughts. Thank you, right? It was offensive. He shouldn't be talking to him like a filmmaker. The way he was like, yeah, that one's stupid. And what he's like, well, you know. Why would you say that? Like, you don't have to say that.

Even let me say that. You don't have to. And I'm sure seriously said, he was like, exactly what Chris said. No, there's some stuff in there. Sure. Well, I like that what Bill Maher does is he brings the best out of people. And, you know, you have this legendary comic, Woody Allen. Of course, he's going to get the most entertaining version of him on his show.

Life is a terrible, painful, awful, tragic thing. Where that's like near the beginning of the episode, we're already down to how horrible life is. What a miserable experience this whole thing is. Do you want to see more of Bill explaining to Woody who Woody is and what Woody did in his career? What you did early in your career was set down this marker that I can't be embarrassed because I'm an artist. I'm going to fail sometimes. And that's what's going to make you like me more. I think that's what you did possibly not by choice. It's just how you followed that idea.

You're not going to let anybody tell you what to do, how to do it. Why even have Woody there? I was just going to say I'm surprised he's on the show. What does this do for him? Bill can just tell us all about Woody Allen without Woody Allen being there. I know. The point. So you just heard him say that, yeah, you set yourself up so that you could fail and it wouldn't matter.

And people would like you even more when you failed. So what do you think about this for a second? And he goes, well, that's not true. It's dicey. You can't afford, you know, you resign to the fact that you will fail, but you can't afford to fail too much because then they can't get any more money. Yeah. Yeah.

That whole, you know, Hollywood machine thing and financing movies. It's pretty expensive. So you can't just fuck around forever. You've got to kind of pull it off at some point. Yeah. I'll fail. I guess you're right. I mean, you're the one who lived that life.

maybe you would know better than me Bill starts talking about books like classic novels and Woody Allen's not a big reader so he hasn't read these books but Bill who fancies himself an intellectual you know when he was asking Woody like

how come you don't think you're an intellectual because he wants to have that conversation like you know guys like us who are so cerebral you know we just know so much stuff Woody's like because I don't want to sound like you right because I can tell you wants to be like we're so profound you and I is sorry I know we yeah it's fine

so he starts listing all of the books that what he has not read you say uh you know that you never read great expectations you never read ulysses you never read 1984 catch 22 don quixote you mentioned that's right i've never read any the ones you've just mentioned i've read them all you want to get the skinny on him uh you want to you want to get yeah you can you condense him It's going to be the greatest Cliff Notes ever Woody's still got it Yeah

Can you condense all of those classics Please and just tell me what the gist of it is I want to see that movie It's like Ray DeVito Yeah I get the gist Oh yeah So then they're still talking about books And you know

What I like is that Woody's not playing into this game He's not pretending to be an intellectual Or to want to follow this conversation or want to have the knowledge of these books and things like that. And he says something, Woody Allen does, that is geniusly comedic. And it goes right over Bill Maher's head. I don't think he understood what was going on here.

I bet you'd like Catch 22. The other ones, yeah. I read Catcher in the Rye, and I like that. I think he'd like Catcher in the Rye is pretty good. Like, that's fucking hilarious. That's a genius response. watch what Bill's response is to that short i thought that was it's good when they're short yeah yeah i guess he didn't get it and what's not missing something the joke there's that the

word catch yes starts both those titles right and catch 22 and catcher in the rye are very different books catcher in the rise a lot more depressing it's remarkable how poorly bill's doing for us all to be just instinctually defending woody in every beat here that's that's how poorly he's doing it's crazy wait to you look at the comment section under this video it's something else so in his book woody allen says he's never made a great movie and you know this comes back down to with billy joel where he's like no piano man's a great song but he's like i don't think it's that great a song you know it's just like you're not going to convince woody al he made great movies if he doesn't think he made great movies he said

he says he made some good movies more than half of them are bad but he's never made a great movie. And so this is this conversation with Bill. I never made, if you think a great movie is Rashaman or the Bicycle Thief for the Seventh Seal or... See, I've never seen those, just like you've never read the

books. Now why haven't you seen it much? Because, like, because I'm just the young man in the 22nd row. I, like these art house movies that you like, that, I mean, you're right. I haven't tested them enough. You'd enjoy them, though,

But the thing about them is they're not homework. They're entertaining. They're actually gripping and entertaining. But I've heard people say that about other things that did not grip or entertain me. What a close-binded thing to say. You're talking to this legendary movie maker. And he's going, these are the movies that I aspire to create. These are the things that I think are genius.

Just like those books you were listing to me a minute ago. Here are the movies I think are great. And Bill goes, I'd hate those. He's so dismissive. so dismissive and what is even making the point like though these are movies that are made to entertain people yeah this isn't just like

art house bullshit for intellectuals to say it's amazing right and Bill's like that I've tried to be people tried to impress me stuff before and I didn't like it does that even mean there's a fundamental disconnect here and Woody's being nice about it and Bill's being a dick because he just

wants to be right yes there are two comics who should be talking about comedy treating each other like comics but Bill's like no you're not a comic you're this other thing and what he's like actually we're the same guy so bill's like fuck you then because he's stoned out of his mind and drunk and what he is not and that's just not the best dynamic for a talk show so if you remember i keep going back to the billy joel interview because there's so many similarities if you remember in that interview one of the things that bill mar brought to that he had

prepared was the top hits of 1968 yep and he wanted to read through that list of songs to bill Joel and Billy's like, why are we doing this? What's going on? What do you think about this song? Pretty good. It's that kind of conversation. Well, he did a similar thing here with Woody Allen. I usually prepare nothing for this show.

I think that's obvious. But I did want to ask you about movies because you're tasting movies. I wouldn't want to know if you've seen any of these movies. Like these are not the art house. and director will be these are like the ones that the common people love but you know they're big like godfather you see i saw the godfather too i thought it was great the period work which is a great answer do you like godfather godfather too at some moments at some scenes i enjoy the scenery is nice i like the scenery for sure so he goes through and he starts listing off all these movies and most

of them woody ellen hasn't seen like anora from they came out last year and And Woody goes, oh, you know, my wife, Sun Yi saw that. So it was great. Bill's like, yeah, but why wouldn't you want to watch a movie like that? And then they just start arguing about the fact that what he's not interested in seeing in Nora. You could be entitled to like it. I know, but we're all entitled to enjoy what we want and enjoy our lives. But I might enjoy that, but I don't give it a chance.

I'm just saying, you don't have, you don't have to apologize for not watching you, Nora. and I don't have to apologize for not watching the bicycle thief. It's not that I didn't like it. I just haven't seen it. I might love it if I saw it. And that's okay. It's okay. And it's okay.

I don't watch the bicycle thief. Although I can't figure out why, though. What's it about? Bicycle is stolen and the picture is trying to retrieve it and it's very crucial. Are you sure this is not Peewee's Big Adventure? Because I think that's the same plot. I didn't see that. No, I didn't see that one.

Quickly dismiss. No, no, no one's ever seen the Peeley movie. I was just a joke. So this is a really weird dynamic, and this goes on for a while, where Bill's saying, you need to read these books, and Woody's going, why, when you watch these movies that I really enjoy? And both are just going, not for me. Fine.

You know, Woody likes movies, and Bill likes books. Allegedly. Leave it at that. I'd like to hear Bill's takes on these books. Well, he was going to summarize him, We never got around with that. He's also chiding Woody for apologizing. Right.

He doesn't have to apologize. Oh, right. He wasn't apologizing. He doesn't feel bad about it. And regardless of who he is, you're cutting off a 90-year-old man who's trying to make a point. It's rude in any setting. Yes. This happens quite a bit.

And the fact that they were in having this argument, this conversation, is because Bill's the one going, why haven't watched this movie? Your wife wouldn't saw it. You couldn't go see it and tell me what you thought about it? It's just like, yeah, it's not for me. It's not what I'm interested. I'm sorry. This is really just a glorified beer on the balcony. Like, it's an excuse for him to get drunk.

And every time they're on Woody, you hear like ice jingling and things happening. He's not listening or paying attention. He's just drinking and smoking and getting back to yelling at Woody. Adam, if you got a chance to sit down with Woody Allen, do you think you'd get nice and loaded and make sure you do a bunch of drugs that day? Or would you want to, like, pay attention? Not only would I not do that, I know for a fact that all of these people don't want to talk about their own stuff. What do you wants to talk about music in other people's films? Bill wants to talk about comedy and his shit.

And there's a big misread going on here. He thinks this is, Marin would do this too when he talked to comics or when he talked to musicians. He'd be like, I know you. And I'm going to impress you with these things. And when those things don't impress them, they can't pivot. And they just keep hammering this home. like comics it's cool to not do your act in an interview but a musician just wants to play so when bill joel was like bill you want me to play this and you were like no that was not cool

bill that's not like you know saying don't do your act you know i get it the guy wanted to play and you told him no you're not understanding what's happening why just listen to this guy for a minute and maybe you'll learn something well he finally does start talking about something they both have in common. And that is smashing puss. I knew you were going to say that. Bill Bill is a ladies man as you know. And Woody Allen, I, you know,

there's some things we don't want to get to do, but, you know, he had a lot of hot girlfriends back in the day. And so that was the thing that Bill Maher and his buddies really admired about Woody Allen. As 14-year-old boys, because, like, we read about your life, you know, eating dinner at Alans

every night and, like, all these women. I mean, you were such a a lady's man. Incredible. That I was, that I was able to have a life and to have been involved with a number of women that were quite beautiful and formidable, gifted and intelligent. You had dated Diane Keaton and both her sisters. I was, yes, I was a, I was an unusually lucky guy when it came to, uh, I, I've heard some wonderful women in my life very, very influential on me.

Bill's like, yeah, yeah, they're very influential. But which sister are the best-smelling vagina? So it's really what I want to know here. I can't talk to anyone else who's at all three sisters. So it'd be cool if you could let me in on this. This is a 90-year-old man used to get out. He's been married for a very long time. It's like about the hot chicks you used to fuck.

So I was playing this club in Hollywood. the day that Kennedy was assassinated. How far back did we have to go here? So apparently, the point that Bill's making, because no one looks at Woody Allen as the leading man kind of guy, you know? The point he's making is like, well, it must be because he have a really good sense of humor. Women are attracted to that. And then he decides to shit on his own point.

When they interview women, and I guess men too, actually, but when they interview, I noticed them all with women that they, when they ask them what's important to them, that sense of humor comes up almost more than anything else all the time. They're lying. It's just that when the good-looking guy says anything, they laugh. Okay. Way to shut his point. And I believe Bill Barr's point on top of that. But it is true.

Women, like a guy who gets into humor, who is a musician, flies drone. as a hobby. These are just facts, people. This is what women aren't trying to do. Where are you going with us, why aren't you writing this down, Mr. Chris? I am.

All right. So then we start talking about therapy. I guess Woody Allen was in therapy, not anymore. And Bill and I might agree on this. Are you still in therapy? No, no. I haven't been for a long time.

Thank God. You said, I still have the same issues and problems and neuroses I had when I was 17. Yeah, this is true. Then why, I never understand this about therapy. Doesn't that say it's not working? Why keep doing it? This is how I feel, but I'm a long-time Howard Stern listener,

so that's kind of where that comes from. I'm sure all people do get help from therapy. But when you see people who are just like neurotic and have the same OCD and issues and can't get out of their own way and can't show up on September 2nd to do their big return show, When they've been promoting it for fucking weeks, you go, well, what's all this therapy doing for you? And I appreciated Bill's point on that. Did you hear what he says next, what he's about to say?

Yes. Do you have that? I don't. He says because no one knows me better than me. So I don't need somebody telling me what's going on with me and what I need to do. Bill, what have you been doing for the first 15 minutes of this episode is explaining to Woody why he's the way he is? and when he disagrees, you disagree and then explain to him why you know better and he's wrong. You won't even accept his taste in art and movies, so you sound like a really bad candidate for therapy.

But I heard that gentleman Moody say once on this little piggy, the best definition of therapy. He said, like, if you are looking to get something from it, you will. If you're not, it's just an excuse and a waste of time to show people how healed you are. My response to people like Howard Stern and Woody Allen is I can't imagine how bad they would have been if they didn't go. Like whatever shit is keeping them up at night, probably only got 10% better, but it would have been 90% worse if they weren't doing something about it. Maybe. I mean, that's not how science works. Right.

I don't think that they could be worse. I can't imagine a worse version of Howard. He's a gorg quote. Oh, I can. Oh, I can. And untreated mental illness doesn't get better. no but whatever is he's being reinforced whatever being reinforced to him is making it worse in my opinion if you're going there as an excuse or if you're going there to the wrong person who's just taking

your money or if you're not really digging into the right stuff and someone's like oh I can get this guy in the hook for the next 50 years that's entirely possible but just talking about things to anyone out loud especially if they're like fucking you up that's got to be a good thing right and no I agree with your point that bill's not understanding the content of therapy where he's going no i already have all the answers like okay yeah that's the wrong attitude that's the wrong approach to going into someone's office and talking about what's going out of your life how is that a good poster boy for it look he's not i understand but you know woody doesn't drink or smoke or do anything and people like that always have some other vice you know yeah like underage girls

something like that something like that this i think describes our buddy gregg opi hues to a tea I think you have, I always thought you had what I call New York Syndrome, which is like people who just can't be happy unless they're a little unhappy. Like, keep defining me over there, Bill. Thanks. Appreciate it. So then they get into the concept of death. What do you have? It's 90 years old. Or he's going to be 90 years old at the end of this year. And I don't think Bill knows what the fuck he's talking about here. I mean, you know, at the end of this year in December, I'd be 90. I know.

And I plan on dying in the next few years. AI could stop that. Would you live forever if AI let you? You mean, what would they do? Insert a little mechanism in my head. And I would never be experiencing me. I don't have the blueprint. but AI is doing amazing things.

I mean, AI can create songs and photos and can tell you how great you're doing in life. In our script. But I don't, I think a lot of people are now just saying AI instead of technology. Yeah. It's not like AI is going to make people live forever. That's retarded. Not the AI I know. Well, yeah, maybe I'm the idiot.

But he just goes, yeah, yeah, you maybe live forever because of AI. And I think actually would you understand. understand this better than than Bill does. Because the way Bill's describing it, it'd be like, I die, and there's a Carl G.P.T. So you can still talk to me every day, Chris.

Oh, sweet. Get on there. Just big. You see the Cubs lost? I'm like, yeah, think way to kick a guy away he's down, you know? Like our fun conversations that we have. Want to go for drinks later? Very funny, producer, Chris. You asshole. I like this. I don't like it. I don't like this at all.

But, yeah, so then they get into the fact that AI is taking over, and the robots are taking over. We don't know what. First of all, they're plotting against this. You know this, right? I mean, the robots are going to take over. But they also might keep us alive. Or they might kill all of us because we misgendered somebody. I don't think they're going to keep us alive.

I mean, I don't think necessarily you're going to kill us, but I don't think you're ever going to get to that. I mean, they can increase longevity with advanced medical. you know knowledge but I don't know there's doesn't look good there's no way out of this now that you're in California yes Woody ding ding ding ding just saying oh you live forever because of AI he's just like well no no people live longer because of advancements in technology in the medical field for sure because of medicine but not because of chat GPT obviously I know I'm oversimplified so that's when Bill says oh yeah you're right I didn't think that through Because he said it's such a brilliant way.

He's like, no, Bill, there's no way out of this. Right. Yeah. We're all going to die, man. Yeah. I'm sure you're fantasizing about that, too. You're turning 70 soon. But now, let's look at the comments on this.

I know a lot of people who... God, the Zippery Curter commercials. Are people really watching that show and then hiring a lot of people at once? My dear Bill, with all my heartfelt admiration, please listen to this. Let your guests talk. It's the top comment. Wow. Yep.

702 thumbs up on that with 42 replies. It says Woody Allen finally gets a chance to interview Bill Mark. What an opportunity to interview Woody Allen and not let him talk. He blew it, Bill. Woody says about half my movies are good, half or not. How about asking which ones and why? Yeah, Bill does never pivot, does he? No.

His guests will say something interesting and you want to latch on to him, like, oh, expand on that. Or my favorite Dick Masterson follow-up question. What do you mean by that? And Bill just goes, Hey, all right, so anyway, I really enjoyed this movie

that you made. Why don't you? He's not listening at all. Will Bill ever let anyone finish his sentence? The best was when Chevy Chase got sick of it and asked him, do you realize I'm in the middle of a sentence? It's the funniest thing Chevy Chase ever did.

Love the bit when Bill cuts Woody off and says, that's not relevant. Bill should simply sit in front of a mirror and interview himself. Love or hate him. It's very rare for Woody on the do an interview, and of course, Bill Maher blew it and ruined it by talking over him. You would think somebody close to Bill would read the comment at least suggest that he stopped

interrupting so much. So here's what I'm seeing from this. I'm seeing a lot of Woody Allen fans going, oh, sweet. Woody Allen got interviewed. Let's check this out. And they're like, oh, this guy sucks interviewing. We've been great if he could have actually expanded the concept in his book and how he felt about movie making and where his shortcomings were as a writer and direct.

director and actor and all those things. Even if you're not a fan, if you're just interested in the controversy or the man, you don't get to learn anything except that Bill disagrees with him. It's a weird way to interview people, but Bill's getting all the... It wasn't that long ago. You just had children on. I remember that? So I was just going to say he has kids on and has the balls to say this to them.

Yeah, that's not that interesting. That's right. True story. He treats children the same way. treats Woody Allen and Billy Joel. So there you have it, folks. Yeah, we don't have time for a song. You know, what's funny about that, and I might have brought this up when we talked about it,

when Billy Joel's like, oh, do I'm going to show you the song or do you want me to sing it? And Howard Stern used to be a lot better at interviewing than he is now. But I remember how to let Billy play the piano? And Billy would explain the reason why the notes were in the sequence they were was because of the chaos of the lyrics or what he was trying to get through about the song. So he wrote it with this chord progression. He explained why. It was like, really heady shit that I never think about when I'm writing music.

I'm like, oh, this is next level. This is cool. And that's what Bill Maher completely missed out on. Yep. He was ready to sit there and explain to him, like what the influence was and what he was trying to accomplish. Like I learned so much about Billy Joe from Howard Stern where he's writing songs in Mick Jagger's voice, you know, big shot.

I wrote that pretending Mick Jagger was singing it. And it's like, yes. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. That is a stone song right there. You hear there's Paul McCartney songs. There's Ray Charles songs. And he does the impressions. And he sings it as if he's them.

Yes, that's so fascinating to me. Because as a wean fan, that's what Aaron Freeman does, too. He writes music based on an artist that he admires. Like, he loves Prince. And so he writes, she's a freak Monique. And you're like, this is like a Prince song. This is so fucking cool. And I would love to talk to him about that process.

Bill Barr does none of this. He doesn't get a shit. He just wants to do. us to tell this guy what he thinks of him and have him agree with him. And he won't accept when they try and tell him the truth. Bob Dylan, the world's greatest songwriter, if you want to talk to him about great songwriting, he won't. He says, is a quote, I'm a song and dance man.

That's what I do. You talk to Billy Joel. You're like, you're the greatest songwriter. He's like, I'm a piano player. I just want to be a piano player in a band. Bill Maher, you're like, you've tackled religion and all of these heady things. I'm just a comic man. I'm just a comic.

Woody Allen, he's doing it. the same thing. Treat them how they want to be treated. Yeah, you'd get more out of it. I think so. Let's talk about my good, good friend, Aaron Imholt, and what he's up to you right now. Please, please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, super chats, rumble rants, bedmo, maybe, you know what, maybe we don't deserve it. So Adam, you were watching a little steel toe. He had his triumphant return on September 2nd. Of course, he was off on Friday. because he was in court for the harassment restraining order against Nick Rakeda. It was supposed to be a second hearing with Patrick Melton.

They didn't get around to that. They didn't settle the first one. Things dragged out quite a bit. Aaron admitted a lot of embarrassing things that we'll get into during that court proceeding. And so Aaron comes back yesterday morning and immediately is just like, we're not talking about all this drama shit. So if you want that kind of show, we're the wrong place for you, man. I just want to talk about the Jews and the blacks.

That's what we do over here. We're talking about Jews and blacks over here. It's like, all right, cool. So, Adam, you check this out. Where do you want to start? Let's start when he explains. I only like the personal stuff. Like, there's five hours that I just skip because I like what he talks about himself,

which is only briefly at the beginning and the end. So here we get a look into the time he just spent with his children. I always sneak off. I go home. I take a shower. I'm good. What is describing, by the way, his parents have a cabin or something like that by the lake. And so they drive up to the cabin with the kids.

Now, when he was married to April, they were cut off from this because the parents disowned him when he married April. But now that they're divorced, he has a relationship with his parents again. So they go up to the cabin. And it's not nice enough for Aaron to spend the night. I always sneak off. I go home. I take a shower. I'm good.

I don't. Plus, the kids are always forgetting stuff. Dad, I need to, can you go pick this up? And I'm like, yes. I left this somewhere. God damn it. I always make sure, you know, if I, if I notice they're forgetting something on the way out there, I don't say a word. She's like, you know what?

That's just an excuse to go back home later. That's all that is. So that was fun. Came back Sunday night. Hold on. I got a comment on that. Yeah. that's like leaving a personal item at a girl's house that you want to go back to

he's doing that but to avoid his children he's leaving he's leaving the toothpaste at home oh shit we didn't bring toothpaste all right i guess i got to drive back home now yeah he thinks he is i think the kids are actually doing it to him right they're pretending to leave stuff so they can send him away we just got here and i realized it didn't bring my toothpaste again that was fun uh came back sunday night night, uh, had a nice, easy, uh, evening. We watched, um, okay. What do you think they watched? What do you think Aaron Amaltay watched with his children? What film or films? Hmm. Almost famous. That's a good, that's a pretty good answer right there. I'm just watching

Johnny clean his microphone off. He could give a fuck. Yeah, he's really analyzed in that thing, isn't it? Is that mucus or is that saliva? What is, what is that? I know the answer, so I'm not going to I'm not going to guess on this one. Chris, anyone in the chat, I want to guess. Because whatever it is, it's not what you think of this. All right, here's the answer. We watched some Netflix documentaries,

some solid ones. Ask me which ones. Which ones? I can't fucking remember now. I can't remember. I like them. There's one about Katrina that just came out recently. No, we didn't watch the Katrina one. We watched the one about the woman

and her dad who murdered the woman's Irish husband? Good, good. I can't remember what, I can't remember what that one. We watched that one, and then I think we started the Jussie Smollett one, but fell asleep to that one. Gay. This is the guy who explains to all of us that he's a radio professional and that we're all losers and don't know how to do this.

He brought this up. This is six minutes into the episode. He's back from a long weekend. He brought it up. Yeah, we got together with kids. watched Netflix. What'd you watch? I don't remember.

Cool story, man. Good stuff. I've never heard a morning DJ bring up something that happened over the weekend that they then had no explanation for and couldn't remember what they did. It's like, yeah, it wasn't a caller who asked what you watched on Sunday night. That'd be one thing. They just need their co-host to be wrong so badly. They just instinctually say no or you're wrong to everything they say. By the way, look at this.

Look at these handsome devils right here. Adam Bush with Jussie Smollett. So, Aaron, if you have any questions, after you finish the doc, if you want to talk personally, I can let you know anything you need to know about Jesse. Just reach out to me personally, okay? Will you go on his show on Steele-Till Morning Show to talk about this? The only way I'll talk to him. Okay.

I'd love to. I just want to clarify. You're going to become pen pales. You just want to go on his show to talk about this. I would love to, if this, you know, if you're still hung up about it, or the kids have some questions since this was for them. All right. What's the next clip we're going to?

He, I think he's been watching the Is It Gay Game Show because he seems to explain something that you talk about very clearly. Okay. Redbird with another dollar says not beating the gay allegation with the cabin story. You sick fuck. My family's cabin is like it's where all the cousins and aunts and uncles and cousins kids and all that. I think he means with the needing to get away part.

Oh, like I'm sneaking away to have gay sex. I can't wait to suck a dick. Oh. No, I see how you got there, but no. Just to sleep and shower, not to put any... I'll say this. I think those who go right to that are a lot gayer than the person they're making fun of.

Because this man is a miracle. There was a video that came out from Corn Diff that was a compilation of Aaron Calling Things Gay 5,000 times just this year alone And Aaron goes These people call out with the gay I think they're gay

And then he posed like a little teapot again This is incredible That a person could Behave in this matter You have to be Gaslighting yourself So much to believe this Because that's what your brain

Was idling on You had a spare moment to think And you went gay That's what I'm saying He's like Oh you went home Sucking Cunning Johnny are you watching

the show that you're on? Have you ever paid attention to what's going on? Johnny's like, yeah, yeah, people who call things gay all the time, probably thinking about balls in their mouth. Wow, these two are incredible together. That's what I'm saying. He's like, oh, you went home, sucking cops. It's like, how, okay, let me ask your question, don't get mad at me. No, I hate this.

Hang in there with me, internet. I know I piss you off. This is smug, Aaron, where he's just like, all right, guys, I'm a little smarter than you. I'll try to speak slowly. You can figure out these concepts. I know you're going to be enraged. I know. If I drank one beer in an hour.

It's fucking, this is beer bath erred right here. It's explaining to us that calling everything gay means you're gay. We know! That's why we created a fucking game around it, you idiot. That's why Gordon did pulled that video clip. Your first thought is sucking dicks. How far was sucking dicks from your mind? At any given time.

About mouth distance, about that far. How many beers are I am asking? Right. Wow, Aaron. You're amazing. But Carl, I remember you making this specific point that there's a difference between calling something gay and being like, that sucks a big hard cock. Like, why are you saying it like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're getting a little too specific. You know, the kind of cock with the vein that's kind of purple and running down the middle, but a skew, just a dad. Yeah. skew or whatever I don't know what I'm saying anymore in this next one Aaron manages to eke out a goal and a win but he

handles it humbly and with class and grace so what's happening here is that a guy that he used to have on his show as like a co-host like a regular on the show was on kill Tony I did a very good job on kill Tony everyone loved him and so now

Aaron is watching that Hell yeah. Great stuff. Make some noise for Adrian. There he goes. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen. Yes. He might have one of the best guest appearances in Kill Tony history.

Yeah, I really thought when they were giving him that, like, big intro, they were going to shit on him pretty hard. No, that's very, very nice. I really thought he was going to catch an endless amount of shit. He did not. Good for him. But he got none. I should send him a text today. I should see if he wants to come on the show tonight, or tomorrow morning.

Talk about his appearance. Why not? Real quick, I watched this morning show, and no, he did not show up. So I don't think that Aaron's old co-host was all that interested to go on steel toe to talk about his appearance on one of the biggest podcasts in the world. And at some point during this, Aaron actually says out loud, should have been nicer to that guy. Yeah, he goes, I should have hitched on to his wagon. It's insane. Aaron is so insecure.

It's so obvious every time we watch this stuff. But this is his big victory. Sanford's son with 20 bucks. Thank you very much. Thank you. And guess what, bitches? That means we won and you lost. We hit the fucking goal.

You're a loser. I'm a winner. Suck my fucking dick. I'm afraid. I've got some bad news. I've got some terrible news. You eat shit. I win.

I'm the baddest motherfucker on podcasting. I can talk about random news shit in the Jews for four hours, and I can make my almost $300 goal. You have to talk about me to make any fucking money. First off. Go ahead. He's winning a game that only he is playing. Yes.

He's creating rules to a game that none of us care about. I enjoy talking about Aaron. a lot of fun. I actually podcast a lot less than he does. I make more money than him. I sleep very well at night. I'm having a blast. But Aaron's winning because he gets to talk about the Jews and the blacks and make 300 bucks during a morning stream. Not my goal in life. Not what I'm trying to accomplish at all. And the fact that we bring this up a lot, the fact that he makes the $20 he needs to hit the goal. And the first thought is take that haters, tells you everything you need to know about his psyche.

Oh, yeah. Because who he's yelling at are the people who supported him. He's yelling at them directly. Imagine if every time Jerry Lewis reached that goal for the telethon, he just starts screaming in all the audience and all the people who donated. Yeah. You're right, Adam, I didn't even think about that. I'm not watching this.

No. I'm not watching live. I'm not sitting there going, nobody better give him money right now. Faw! Right. Like the bill's just lost. You're like, oh, right. We're taking down banners.

and unhooking kegs and cancelling plans. Everybody get the fuck out. Yeah. This is supposed to be like a triumphant time for him where he's feeling good about what's happening. And he's angry. Oh, it is so personal. He reminds me of that bowler who wins.

No, I'm not. You are. Right. I'm the winner. You're the loser. And you owe me a fucking check, you piece of shit. Sanford, son. and thank you so much. It's another win for the toe.

And I have to say, Johnny, do we officially say Adrian won the breakup? I guess if you're gauging it on success after the breakup, then yes, he definitely won. Kill Tony's a much bigger hit than Alex Stein. Unless you get back on the radio or I would say right now in the way of measuring things, totally won, totally one. Eric, not listening at all. Aaron just waiting for his co-hosts to stop talking.

You could see it in his eyes. You can see it in his body language. And what a weird thing to do with a co-host. Like, Adam had some interesting points to make about Woody Allen and about musicians and movie directors and filmmakers and what they want to talk about. I imagine just went, all right, let's see what's going on on Super Tip. Like, we engaged in the conversation because I was listening to him. Erden never listens to anything Johnny has to say. Nope.

he's just waiting for him to be done not that Johnny's anything to say Johnny's a lump of shit he really does just suck balls oh you you went there huh fuck there it is there it is I gotta back this up because I just gotta watch Aaron not paying any attention to us

I was just totally just responding him definitely one kill Tony's a much bigger hit than Alex Stein unless you get back on the radio or I would say right now in the way of measuring things totally won Totally one. Eric Cartman says, this is sad.

You were crying 40 minutes ago. He'd rather talk to his chat than to his co-host. He's like, hey, yeah, yeah, whatever. Eric Cartman, the chat says. All right. So this is a pretty big reveal right here. I have some thoughts on this.

Mark Cartman says, this is sad. You were crying 40 minutes ago. Somebody doesn't understand how this show works. Somebody doesn't understand that I don't take any of this too seriously and this is the really funny part when I act like a dick now stop making me explain the joke you retard or it's not going to work here's the problem with this you know this whole thing was just like guys this is a bit you know when I embarrass myself throughout the episode every single

episode and I talk about how I have no dignity and I talk about how this is the worst part of the show and I have to beg for the money that's all part of the bit oh yeah remember how under oath I said that the trolls get to me and I don't like the trolling and I wanted to end. Remember how I said I was scared of Nicricada and I was worried for my safety because I think Nicricada could be dangerous. Guys, that part's not real. The stuff I said under oath that's super embarrassing. And neither is the stuff where I'm begging for money that's super embarrassing.

The only part that's real is when I'm making the goal. That's the only thing that's real. That's all that reality is in the world of steel towel. ignore everything else I have to say he seemed genuinely surprised that he made the goal yeah I've never seen him celebrate like that

oh it was in the back of his head he's coming off a bad weekend after everything that happened on Friday and this is going to stretch out for a while now these hearings is going to cost a lot of money and so plus not making money four days in a row for Aaron

brutal so he comes back on Tuesday He's like, we have to hit this fucking goal. And in the back of his head, always thinking it is. And if we don't, then Tuki's going to be laughing and Ozzy guy is going to be making fun of me. And pretty antisocial is going to have a field day with this. So as soon as he hits it, he's just like, yes, I win. It's like, no, you're always a loser.

There's no amount of money that can come into you that won't, we'll stop you from being a loser. Yes, and you can tell because the last word of that rant was, you people. only to get on your knees and cut me a check. Yes. What was that? I thought they just did. Yeah, what was that? I mean, he's talking to me and you and Chris.

He wants us to cut him a check. Did we give a bat or something? What's going on? I beg to differ, Aaron, because you said clearly that we need you to have a show. Right. You can just spend your time talking about the Jews. Well, that would be me, Aaron. So if you're going to spend your show talking about.

me, maybe you should cut me a check. Or we could just talk about Jussie Smilett. Jesus Christ. I can't be associated with the Jews. I didn't realize that that's what we were going. Half Jewish. Okay. Jesus, Adam.

Trying to get some super tips over here. This is great. The very end of the show. Adam, do you want to set this up? This is a great clip. Like you were saying, he had the worst weekend of his life. You explained all of the things hanging over his head in legal battles. he's thinking of, you know it's true because I've never heard a person not on meth.

Answer the question, how was your weekend like this? Mad move says, Dan, bro, what happened this weekend that you're so mad about? Do my fucking weekend ruled start to finish? I have to say, it started fucking amazing on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. It was all fucking incredible. It couldn't have gone better. Johnny, thank you very much. and you are on today at 1 p.m.

I'm going to come back at 6 and we're going to do another great show. We will talk to you very, very soon. Have a great rest of your day. Another win for the motherfucking toe. His Friday was amazing. I couldn't have gone better. Do you remember the last episode of WTP

where we had the photo of stressed out Aaron in the courtroom next to his attorney? That's a good day? Oh, no. He's doing a case. character he is a lying liar but you're right at him i love that description like only a meth had it like no everything was absolutely perfect it couldn't have gone better i had a perfect friday thursday night was amazing saturday was killer sunday was the best ever monday was even better than that

well he named all the days i guess he was right yeah okay checks out chips out he doesn't even know what he watched on sunday night he couldn't remember the documentary he saw he just said they're going yeah right it's all he's thinking about i gotta go back to court again people recording it's on all the clip shows everyone's talking about it these people have no idea how much they're revealing by these simple questions you go how is your weekend and you learn so much about them and then they blame the person asking the question you're right daddy are you going to make the gold tomorrow we better if you want to eat we better all right coming up stuttering john decided to come back after one day off

even though he said he was going to leave, came back after one day off with Clay Dabler, and he's like, I know I'm going to take on Anthony Kubia. Always a good idea, John. Big mistake. Big mistake. We're going to get into that, and we're going to talk about Anthony's response.

He hit back hard, which is great. All right, let's talk about the man with the bloody ass. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, bloody ass. Can I get a little sympathy? Because I got a bloody ass. I'm bleeding generously

Because I got a bloody ass This is pretty incredible So EL sent this into me There's a YouTube channel called Good Bad Flix Has 347,000 subscribers This video is called Five Forgotten TV shows

Part 14 sitcoms in space It has 54,000 views And they talk about Tripping the Rift The animated show That John was on for a brief time and this is very interesting. This came out two years ago,

but check out what they say about tripping the rift. The AI of the spaceship was voiced by stuttering John Melendez, who, I hear, went on to dabble in comedy after the show ended. It's amazing, because this is like a legit video and they have a whole series of these,

and it's for nostalgia purposes, and people like, I remember that TV show. And that's a dabbler right there. Oh, yeah. So thank you very much for that. I also got this note in that is interesting. Did anyone notice that John's latest stand-up in Fort Myers has him telling that ridiculous joke, does a cock come with that shirt?

So one of the first things he said, he was like, oh, nice shirt, sir, to come with a cock? Which, by the way, I was told by Drew Lane and the gang, the funnier joke to call a shirt gay would be to come with AIDS, which I agree. Either way, WJC points out, he's obviously listening to every episode you put out he never used that pathetic joke back at someone until lance on the coy pond we have listened to all of his standup on w tp and or riko before he left again and he never broke that out a hundred percent positive you're right about that and that's a great catch because on living in the past instead of john the series we're doing on our patreon and our youtube for members we're going back and checking out john's podcast in 2018 but then we also watched john's interview on joe coer show from 2016 and he was talking to Lance the co-host and just because his name's Lance

he was calling him gay a bunch and he did use that line about his shirt coming with a cock and I think we reminded him of that so you're welcome John it also happened we played the episode with Jason Glearn talking about going down on women and eating ass and John had his whole reaction and then a couple days later on his show he did his whole bit about what's Who does that? My buddy I was talking to and he goes down on his girl's ass. What's that all about?

His buddy's talking to him about going down on his wife's That's what they're talking about at Stevie Tomatoes. That's not what they're talking about. No. Check please. All right. So John did a show yesterday even though he wasn't going to do any more shows again.

And he starts off like he always does, fucking everything up. You just saw he was playing the DJ dabbles song that he always does in the ghetto but he doesn't have the video saved anywhere so he's playing it off of youtube and then he has to like scramble to minimize it and get himself on screen whoops there he is up oh there you go hey shady's back back again come on on i just love fucking with you people no one was surprised on point devil point the question was asked when will john come back because he said august 31st was his last show

and so on labor day september 1st we went around the panel and everyone said either later tonight or tomorrow nobody's surprised at the jack goes i got you guys good this time didn't i no no you didn't i know you can't live without me it's just fun at this point playing i know like a certain amount of shows are probably freaking out. Oh, no. Oh, no. Now whatever will we do? We don't have the Duke.

I've seen the pieces of lint. This is going to be an emergency show. Uh-oh. I love that he comes out, completely unprepared. He's got shit all over his shirt that he's picking off one piece at a time. And then he tries to turn that into a win. Oh, what are you going to do an emergency show about how disheveled or ridiculous I am? No, but we'll talk about it on the regular show.

out because we're scheduled. Yeah. He's done this before. Oh, I got a booger coming out of my nose. Dude. Yeah, John. This is fucking Groundhogs day. John's reboot is just reruns, but a year later.

Before I was ever on this show or on John's show, what I used to do is clip the first couple seconds of John's show and posted it in the subreddit. That's what I loved. I always thought it was so amazing, and I do it every day. I just capture it and throw it up there. How can you do something every day for that many years and not get better at it? Every single time, it's as if it's a show happening to him and he's surprised and caught off guard. Not that he made this choice to press record.

I think it's a combination of drugs and alcohol. That would be it. That would be it. Lent on my shirt. Oh, my God. Oh, no. More Lent. Oh, no.

Emergency show. Lint. John's got lint on his shirt Holy shit lazy and stupid Yeah What's not afraid about that fucking haircut What's going on there

It's a lot of things to make fun of you John It's a little Superman curl He's like a superhero Oh yeah Hey Clay how are you buddy Jenny boy You're on mate Surprise

I just want to address this person here Now I know who it is And now Could you read the screen I can see the screen up. And you see it says stop emailing it. John is a free chat up that says, stop emailing me, John. And it looks like it's Andrea,

his former mod. Oh, it's Andrea. Yeah, I haven't emailed this woman in about since the whole dispute over the former mods. So she's so ignorant and stupid that she thinks it's me. This won't backfire out, John, I'm sure.

But it could be a fake Andrew. John, um, can I, there's so many trade-uttering John's. John, John, why don't you try just ignoring the free chat? I don't read the free chat. I don't know what people are saying. It's just a distraction. Who can't you?

What do you want to just see a bunch of L's in the chat? Don't let it throw you off your game, man. What's happening right now is Clay is giving the best advice possible to John. Right out of the gate. Hey, John, I'm going to improve your show. tenfold. Here's how. And John is not listening at all. He's staring at the free chat.

He's specifically doing what Clay's telling him not to do. Yep. And he just goes blank. It's wild to see. It's like he knows it's good advice, so his body rejects it on instinct and just disassociates. He's got like doll eyes is Clay. Yeah, when the tongue comes out. Yep. The free chat, I don't know what people are saying. It's just a distraction.

Who can't you? Would you want to just see a bunch of else in the chat? Don't let it. throw you off for your game, man. Just ignore it. Don't look it at it. Can't you like block it off and just see super chats? Hold on a second.

You got to ignore that shit, man. He refuses to listen and learn anything. I just want to point out so John's going Keep believe Andrea thinks I'm emailing her. It's coming from a fake Suttering John. How does she not know that? This is the account that sent in that chat,

that free chat. The avatar here says, I am not the fake Andrea F.S.J. With one subscriber who's been on since October of 2023. Oh, now two subscribers. Whoops. So this, John fell for it. He's a fucking idiot.

Clay called it. It's like, all right. But maybe that's not real too, John. Like, why, what are we doing? What do you think of it doing right now? No, you're a fucking stupid moron. Case close. All right.

So let's find out why John decided to come back after just one day. day off. I don't want you to be scared. Don't be scared, but here we go. Oh! Oh, my God. So the bit there that was so perfectly executed is that they showed that they're going to play Anthony Coomia, a video of Anthony talking on his show. And Anthony is so hideous that's scary. I thought it was the wild glasses. Maybe it's the glasses. Maybe it's the glasses. Yeah, that's a good point, too. I mean, John's the ugliest creature in the Davelverse. And the fact that he thinks a funny bit is, like, don't be scared, but look at this guy.

Okay. Oh, my God. Seraphani Brumia. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Now, the face on your mother could love. Now, normally I wouldn't punch down. And it is true when you talk about Pock face, plughead.

it is like you heard of Jughead this is Plughead and he might he might be at the top of the ladder in the shit someone's been sending him some new gags

oh boy and the way he delivered that too is like I mean you guys can get this job right pretty good because everyone knows

who Jughead is I know all those references are 40 or 50 years old so stupid verse for hacks as hacks go well

well I'm the I'm the top fucking I'm yeah Well, so you just called yourself a hack, bro. Oh, oh, no, but I'm saying you're not even in that, you're not even in that envelope in my analogy. Come on. You want to put yourself in there.

No, I'm saying that I am the, I didn't hear the hack part. I heard the top person, and I am the Duke of the Dabbleverse. How dare you? You are, moving on, let's go. I never know how to feel about Clay. I know. Clay is trying to help his buddy John. He's trying to.

He's like, all right. Now, I'm just saying that you're better than him because that's the hack verse and you don't want to be the number one in the hack verse. All right. Let's just move on. This didn't work. I'm sorry. It's not working for us. It's such cartoon villainy.

It's such like over the top. Oh, yeah, boss. You're right. But I'm the best, right? Oh, yeah. You're the best boss. You're the boy. Okay.

I'm the best of the worst. Yeah, you're the best of whatever. they can't write shit like this, believably. It's like a Laurel and Lorry and Fry or an Abbott and Costello bit, like you couldn't write it. And the fact that John decides,

he always picks the wrong angle on everyone. Yep. And so he brings up Anthony Coomier and he goes, I don't normally like to punch down. It's just the, I mean, in no one's world, are they going,

yeah, John's more successful than Anthony Coomier. Like, this just doesn't exist. He's going to keep doubling and tripling down on that. I got to tell you, the reason why I know Anthony's more successful is because he has a good sense of humor about himself. Anthony holding up those pocky snacks.

Oh. He sent it over to me. Anyway, you could imagine it in your head. All right. So that was the big reveal that John's going after Anthony on this episode. Okay. So here we go. Okay.

Now watch how boring this is. Here we go. Thank you, Stalin 19 for this. If you missed it, you're a subscriber, you have access to all that. You literally have access to stuff I did on compound media 10, 11 years ago. So it's a...

Okay, this is this compelling to you? Wow, yes, awesome, can't we? Oh, no. Stupid Anthony took another day off. Well, there's 11 years of material. And he left... Maybe. The glory days, the glory days.

Well, there's the glory days, of course. the glory days they're not even following the thread no not at all saying he took a day off but the entire archives available for subscribers and there's thousands of episodes since he started compound media living in the past there you go he's not talking about opi and anthony he's talking about what he's done since then he's still doing and these fucking idiots are so quick to just pause and oh my gosh he giggled at something listen to what john's about to say but but you notice he giggles At what? Are we going to point out John laughing at nothing at some point during this segment?

I hope so. I think we are. All right. Fucking idiot. He always finds the wrong angle. This guy's not successful. Sure, John. This guy laughs at his own jokes.

Right, John. That's like a shitty radio fucking host. Like, um, just buy the book, and it? They always do that shit laugh at their own thing. He's giggling at what? What is classic? Classic hack radio DJ. But he's giggling.

But here we go. I know people get pissed. You guys get pissed off. I get it. But I got to do things. There are things I need to do. I'm not just shirking, if I may use such harsh language, shirking my responsibilities.

he's got cool to do Chad's lost Chad's already lost like what's he talking about what's a responsibility what's a shirka have other responsibilities and sometimes

you know they don't jive oh oh it is fucking insufferable it is insufferable it's just a nothing but he talks about grifting for super chats

and how's that show you're just sitting there. It is boring. And he'll go on to trash me, but I want to play more to show you just how boring it is. You could literally fall asleep to this. All right. This is coming from a man who just recently read through his entire fantasy football

lineup. And the day before that, he pulled out a listicle about the hottest bond girls and scrolled through that and read it. He didn't add anything to, To either of those segments, he literally just read the internet. Hey, look at, I picked up Christian McCaffrey in the first round. And that's why he came back.

This, it's just insane. And I know this goes without saying. So it's even hard to bring this up. It's insane that John would call anyone else boring. It's one of the wildest things he could do on his show. He's also so insecure that to find a boring moment, he had to play the fucking infomer or the commercial break he couldn't play any of the show which is like loaded with hot topics that you can take any opinion on and go ahead go at it but no you picked the ad to show he's boring because you're that insecure i s'm all kumia monday i did the legion of skanks and that wasn't like oh the listeners or subscribers i'll do skanks instead of uh my show who to fuck care

subscribers who were wondering where Anthony was on Monday when they tuned in. That's the hundreds of thousands of Legion of Skanks fans. It's endless. Yeah, Leisure Skips is huge. And the fact that Anthony's like, I'm sorry I wasn't here on Monday. I did the Legion of Skanks. And John's response is, who the fuck cares? Probably because when John's not around on a Monday, who the fuck cares?

Yeah. It was my two year. a cardio exam my two-year like a what do they call it like a follow-up so i i went to my cardiologist on long island oh boy this is compelling oh jesus did he tell you to start drinking and smoking cigars oh at least clay is trying to figure out of the angle john's a guy who tells us when he goes to the gym and runs mundane errands he reports on it back to us anthony's having a follow-up two years after quadruble bypass and John's take is like, who could care

about this? I do. I'm interested. John told us about his hemorrhoids. He had an emergency episode when he fixed his turlet. Right, yes. And you're all men of, you know, roughly the same age. Maybe you want to learn something from somebody

from the same place you are having a health issue. It was so funny to see he didn't know what Anthony was going to say and he was frozen there. And as soon as he said the heart, you know, basically this is a post-operable. operative follow-up session for a hard event, and he was frozen, and he had the opportunity to change course. He had the opportunity to say, ah, well, we wish him well, but let's go.

No, and instead he just doubled down because he doesn't know how to change. Right. No course correction ever happening on the Suttering John program, and Clay can't help him. Clay tries to. Hey, John, stop putting up the free chat because it's making you look bad. Nope, nope, we're going to leave it up here. I don't care how bad I look. This is just stunning fucking broadcasting.

And that was Monday. John tells us about the Yankees game from the night before every fucking episode. All of us can watch the Yankees game if we choose to do so. And we'll already know about that. Anthony, having a follow-up appointment, is something I can only hear about from Anthony. Do you see the difference? A delivery to John's house causes the show to stop midstream. And it's something we have to listen to in its entirety.

groundbreaking stuff I wasn't going to be able to do the show anyway and it wasn't just for the skanks and I figured I'm there let me do the skanks so all the wood knocking everything's a okay that's always good to hear

you know kind of go get to the fucking point parking did he find time to go and the Sun Dusky Network so so John's angle that this isn't compelling

enough for him it's very reminiscent of i was listening to nobody likes onions yesterday uh patrick was playing chad zoomock calling out chrissey mayors content hotel and so i'm listening to this through patrick but chad's going oh my gosh these guys are desperate to sell tickets they're all out promoting this event right now it's like chad you've never done a successful event in your life you've tried and you've failed miserably like coming from you this is not the right angle You're not finding the right angle for who you are. John calling someone boring with their content is not the right play for him.

He shows up completely unprepared to every single episode and doesn't know what to talk about and pulls up a website and scrolls through it, scrolls through Reddit and shit. such boring content that even a guy like me who makes a living point clips I get bored watching it I'm his target audience this fucking guy it's key devil what we're gonna say Adam oh he says that um

Howard Stern pulled him aside personally and told him talk about your life just be honest about your life that's what people want to hear about so Anthony's like I uh came back from a heart procedure and I spoke to a nurse. Boring! Right. But, like, what are you doing? You're right, because John has even said that.

When people call him boring, he's just like, I'm just like Howard Stern, I'm just telling you what I'm doing what I'm up to. Except I'm completely lying about everything. Yep. And Howard never pulled him aside to tell him that. It's something Howard said on the air about himself when people would ask him. Correct. Yes.

Yeah. In fact, Howard would tell John, no, I don't think your life is interesting. Yeah, no, you don't talk about your life. You talk about my life. That's what's interesting. Here's the photo of Anthony at the seething. Look at a seething. Very upset, yes.

We're all very upset about the way that John makes fun of us, as you could tell. All right. This is more watching Anthony. Let's see if he comes up some more zingers for him. It's an alcohol. Oh, the giggle. Oh, the giggle. What are you laughing at?

Tell us what we're fine. Let us do know the joke, Puckie. wine on a Thursday Mike Friday Maybe me me

now okay you didn't raise to take no now now what kind of sip is this please tell me

what this is drink a fucking beverage all right so Anthony's drinking a glass of red wine John has a diet mountain dew and John's going

this is how you should drink your drink he's retarded. Even Clay can't get down with us. Holy shit. This wine, though, isn't it? It can't chug wine. To be fair. Let's be fair. At least take a fucking normal sip.

That is a normal sip of red wine. That's how people drink red wine, Jeff. You wouldn't know. You're not eating at restaurants and serve red wine, but believe me. Slug. Thursdays of my Friday. He's a refined general thing. You're going to be really pissed next week.

Oh, I heard him. Oh, I hear you. we have the content house this is there's so much shit going on for this weekend

exactly to the John shit come on the John sent trying it to me it doesn't happen until the end all right this feels almost a little to know but our windows so now you're going to upgrade shit someone's not paying for premium

12 bucks a month John can't afford it fuck sure here. Oh, okay. Chrissy Mayor. Here we go. Really fun. Preparation.

And Gino. Okay. Baldassano's going, and I think... I don't care. And come back Saturday. I don't care. From... You could have done this before the show.

That's he going to do. John's trying to scrub through to find the part where Anthony talks about him. And Clay, yeah, yeah. Why are you doing this during the show, man? This is not good. I know, but John, at some point, he talks about how he left his car somewhere and he had to go get it so i'm sure it's riveting right that's that's important stuff pocky what's next you're gonna tell us what please tell us what are you gonna tell us what are you gonna tell us

you know when you're gonna go to fucking get your fucking liver check you fucking loser whoa it took him that long to come with an example and his example was get his liver checked what's john thinking about right now or what our doctor's telling him that's where his mind goes get your liver checked it's like blood work yeah anything get your liver you check my liver doc this is going to happen a couple more times in this episode where he says accidentally the correct thing yeah what i love about this is this is john's attempt at doing what we do and just displaying it's not as easy as it looks it's not As it looks like, you really, you can't just like watch anything from anyone, pause it and come up with witty things to say or interesting insights or jokes.

Anthony's just doing a show. We all, we're all familiar with it. You can't do it if you're personally hurt by the person you're watching. He can't even stomach. Anthony can't get a sentence out before he just starts screaming because he's so afraid he's going to hear something that lands and he cannot take that. Right. Check. It's happening.

It's a check. charity event. They do it every year. I don't get on with this. Holds a very high position. That's all I'm going to say. And I was told not to miss this. Do you get prostate exams, John? Boss.

So, do you get pros and his answer? That's funny. Only when I get my call on us to be. Hold on, I love watching him take his little dainty sip. Only when I get my coin. What's he talking about? He doesn't know. While you're in there.

Oh, you know what? Yeah. What an idiot. You learn from a certain person. Me, me, me, me. Just do it. I can't. I love that John can't say my name.

He can't say Lady Kay. He can't say Carla. He can't say Carl. He can't. He certainly can't. He's just so afraid of this lawsuit. He's such a fucking idiot. that he has to allude to me

by saying just do it. We know what you're talking about. The two and a half hour drive back on Saturday, then there's no flights. Oh, Jesus. Get the fuck on. Get to the Duke. We're even close to Villaroma.

So I got to fly into LaGuardia. So I got to go drive back to LaGuardia. Who gives the fuck? You're watching it. Skip it. Thank you, Clay. Thank you. You're the one who chose to curate this content for your show.

Who gives a fuck is the lowest possible thing you could criticize. When I play John Clips, when I play Stiltoe, I'm very interested in it, which is why we turn into compelling content, because I'm fascinated by these people. If I played Stealtoe talking about what he watched on Netflix on Sunday and I went, who cares? Why would you even bring this up? Who's watching me watch that?

All I'm doing is telling people that what I'm doing is a waste of everyone's time. Which is what John is doing right now. It is, I'm going to be like 10 hours on the road. Oh, a multi-millionaire. Are we supposed to feel bad for a multi-millionaire who's got to be on the road for 10 fuck out ways and we supposed to feel bad for that.

Hey, Puckie, I drove from California to New York. Then I drove from New York to Florida. Do you hear me wanking? Do you hear me whining? What was that? I mean, probably giving you the most entertaining content. This dabbled verse was ever seen. With the cats.

Get the fucking cats. Shit and a meowing a whole time. Yeah, there's nothing to brag about. You think you're mad. Yeah, meowing is not the problem, John. The meowing is not the problem. Can you leave these catchable shit and meowing? Shitting, you say?

Yeah, over my car. Oh, that's a problem. It's so funny how politically divided these three people are. Yeah. And if you were to like ask a bunch of those kids that went to the Bill Maher show, just sat them in front of this and said, okay, who's the good guy and who's the bad guy? That's very obvious.

I don't think the bad guys, the guy calmly explaining his day in doctor's appointment. Very, very angry. But I'll be doing this show and everyone else's show. I'll put it out there. You're going to see more of me and my nonsense next week than you would if I did my hour and a half here on Wednesday and Thursday. Snoose Fest. Instead. So don't get too.

He thinks he's like a, he really thinks he. he's like a real broadcaster. It's amazing. Okay. Again, John picks every wrong angle. He just said, this fucking guy is a multimillionaire, and he's complaining about a 10-hour drive.

Why is Anthony a multimillioner? Because he's a professional broadcaster. He made all of his money from broadcasting. And then, 22 seconds later, John goes, this guy really think he's a real broadcaster? Yeah, yeah, you just said he's a multi-millionaire. It seems like he's pretty good at it. Seems like he'd be in the top 1% of broadcasters.

That's the case. You know, all the facts that we just laid out. You could also start with which one of you two has a microphone. That would be only one of you. That's the broadcast. He's the one on a set. He doesn't have a green screen behind him. He built a set for himself, and he's broadcasting.

And, of course, he is paid by the radio station that he works for. We'll get into that. But John, though, for some reason, has decided. that he's going to bring in some really funny broadcaster jokes. I don't know who he wrote these for him, but he's very proud of himself. Clay, you know, who's coming up to me now. Hold on. Okay.

It's like an eight month, I think he said, vacation. Clay, God damn it. It's one word. Just shut the fuck up. Okay, okay, girl. This is insane because John finally, after all this time, scrubbing through and trying to find the spy, because he can't fucking write a note. down for himself finally finds a part where Anthony brings up John of course at the end of the

video which is great and Clay just says one word God we're fighting talking about me don't you realize how compelling this is now it was boring and now it's really compelling because he's talking about me what a fucking narcissist this asshole is John's back he took like an eight month I think he said vacation and he came back he's like a dog they're doing political show and then he did a show. It was the most boring thing you'd ever want. The most boring thing. Okay. We do a show addressing real issues.

Not a pop news show like you do. And I mean, this guy, who does this guy think he is? He thinks he's Anthony Coomia from the Opian Anthony show in compound media. Who do you think you are? Retard?

It's insane. He's also been calling, screaming at the top of his lungs, boring and snoring and the second this guy says you know john's a little boring he's just apoplectic out of his mind how dare you even insinuate right peter spiel jennings wanting just these stock okay that's the first joke what was it peter file jennings oh yeah he did someone wrote that one for him but wow let's see what else he got liberal bullshit thing Oh, okay, as opposed to your stock, uh, proud boy bullshit.

Boom, right. Wait. Tariffs. You don't even know what that is. Oh, really? Okay, Puckie. Okay, Puckie. Here we go. Yeah, I don't know what that is, you fucking loser. And you're in my chat every fuck. You watch every fucking show. And then, like, he's like, I'm not playing clips. I'm not talking about the apple first. Yeah, like I stutter that much.

Nice try, Pocky. I think he's just calling you a moron, John, if I can interpret this for you. Jesus. Unfucking believable. This guy. Fucking. Something believable. Can you believe this guy thinks I'm a dupus?

Clay Dabbler? Clay is like, yeah, everyone does. I think that's kind of the theme of the devil verse. She says, I stutta. Everyone thinks you're retarded, John. Yes, of course I think that Anthony would all. also think that. Why would they? Did you notice how he never explained what a

tariff was? He just went, oh, yeah, I don't know, I don't know. As if I don't know what a tariff is, I'll tariff you. And you also, you notice he starts talking about how Anthony's in his chat all the time. It's always Anthony in his chat. Let's see where that goes. Okay. So unbelievable. Bill O. C. Kylie. Two days later.

Whoa. Did you pick up on that one? Yeah. That's a stretch. That is a stretch. All right. It probably looks better on paper, right? The Bill O'Reilly pun that he just came up with. No, I just wrote it down.

It looks fucking stupid. Pocky and Pinky. And you are you. He's just drunk yelling at the camera again. I'm drunk yelling at the camera. What on a Diet Mountain Dew? It's awesome. Nailed them.

So, anyway, I'm not really a dabbled verse show, but when funny things happen, he's a fan this guy thinks that that is fucking that is fucking okay what just happened I gotta back this up

because John doesn't pay for YouTube premium and ad pops up while John Claire trying to make their point that's about farting I guess probably gut health I've never I've never seen this ad before

this guy thinks that That is fucking seven second poop releasing method is the ad that we're seeing here. Yes, healthy gut support. Who thinks that is fucking content? I mean,

that's the funniest part. John finds no humor in that. Isn't that amazing? Like, John's just got the tunnel vision. No, we're going after pocket. It's all we're doing it.

He can't just be like, oh, that's funny. I didn't know that was going to come home. I think he sees it, but he thinks if he doesn't, doesn't admit it. He won't have to own up to it. I think it's worth knowing that these are personalized ads. That's why we haven't ever seen that ad and we're on YouTube all the

time. I've never seen it. That was just for you, John. I don't know anything about digital marketing, but I think that's true. That was brilliant. I mean, he thinks he's like a real newscast. He's like a regular Jen Pocky. So he set himself up for another joke. Jen Paki. What's that? Jen Pataki? Isn't Jen Saki MSNBC contributor?

Oh, maybe. She was the spokesperson for what's his nuts. But anyway, these are Clay Dabbler not only is younger than John, but also lives in England. So all of this is going over.

He doesn't know who fucking Peter Jennings is. He doesn't know Bill O'Reillick. Why would you know what any of these fucking people are? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, John's so proud of himself. Let me back that up a little bit after his Jen Pocky joke. He's John giggling. He's like a regular Gen Pocky.

Wait a second. Wasn't he just criticizing Anthony for laughing while he was talking? I could have sworn just a few moments ago. We were watching John. That was a long time ago. Oh, Anthony. Who can remember? And yet look at Johnny's having so much fun with his pre-

And not even off the cuff, like, oh, my gosh, I caught myself with that. That was in the chamber. Yeah, like, this is all written now. This is all prepared. And yet he's cracking himself up over it. Oh, Jesus Christ. Sorry. Can't control himself.

He's probably got another one ready to go. So, uh, I couldn't do Chuck Park, Chuck Pock Scarborough. Oh, okay. He lost me with that one. Chuck Pock Scarborough? Yeah, he's workshopping it. I'm starting much. What is that?

So are you going to invest in Kyle Jennings or? Yeah, you already said that one. Oh, now he's cracking up over it. It's very rare that I repeat a joke and laugh harder the second time. It's odd. Odd behavior.

Exactly. Are you going to invests in YouTube premium now? Yes. That's the question. That's why I can't figure out Clay. Clay, that's, look at that look too. That's perfect. All right, so now that's you embarrass yourself.

You're going to invest in that YouTube premium, you idiots? Let's hear what John's answer is. I'm sorry? Or Bill O.C. Kylie? Oh. You know, you said that one. Double entendres. What do we got going out here, John?

Some double entendres that we're doing? Clay's killing it. I think he's killing it. He's killing it. It's very low-key, very British, very understated, very mumbly. But if you pick up what he's saying, it's almost consistently exactly what John doesn't want to hear. Yeah, you're right.

And I think Clay has been abused long enough. You know, he's one of these battered women who are just like, fuck this guy. I'm not putting up with this shit anymore. So good for you, Clay. Keep it up. What's the next clip we have on here? Yeah, let me get your notes. Yeah, what's really great is blind mic comes in.

And it was interesting because there was a fake blind mic earlier in the episode, but then the real blind mic comes in now and really hits a, Hits it out of the park. Line mic. Good day, sir. Thanks for the fiber. How much to see what you look like

without the filter? What filter? Here. Here. Camera, visual effects. What filter? Is this a filter?

All right. Did anything change? It's just a natural smudge on John's camera. Or maybe. I don't know. Nothing's changed. I just turned it off

and turned it on twice. that's weird because you started that by saying what filter. Yeah. And then you immediately found it. We're able to toggle it on and off. Huh. That's odd. And if you watch,

he's just doing it really quickly, you see his face go from wrinkly to smooth. Rinkley to smooth. He just will only do it for a second and then makes Clay vouch for him. Oh, so the filter was on and he was turning it off and then back on. But if I lie fast enough, it doesn't count. It's hilarious. He did it.

Still the same. See, now I took it off. Now I jacked it up, took it off, and I jacked it up. This is a weird angle again. John always picks the wrong angle. So he's been doing cameos again recently. And gosh darn it, that front-facing camera on his iPhone is 1080P. So we're seeing all of it.

And there's no filter on cameo. So we know exactly what's doing. We see the hair growing out the top of his nose. Everything that's happening here, We're checking it out. So then he goes on this show, and he goes, I'm obviously not using a filter. Okay.

Clay is half your age, and he has normal lines on his face. A normal adult man, yeah. And you look like a smooth rotten potato. You see a little bit. You see a little bit when you took it off. Yeah. Face it, dickhead. I'm just a beautiful man.

Handsome devil. See, that's with it off. And that's with it on. Off, on, off. Oh, yeah, you see that wrinkle underneath his eye. Yeah, there is a difference, isn't there? And you know what he's probably doing? I would, because I've used Streamyard long enough, I think I know this.

I bet he's just toggling one motion down and then one back up. He's not even turning it on and off. So he's got the filter cranked because you can go different levels. He's at the filter cranked. So he's going 100%, 80%. 100%, 80%. Not 40% zero. You know what I mean?

And he's also doing it for like one second. So it doesn't have time to really like settle. and apply. Thank you, Mr. Oh, yeah. You can see a couple more wrinkles when you put it off. Not much.

The fuck do I give it shit. Oh, now you don't get a shit. But anyway, at least send me 20. That'd be nice. I should have fucking said I'll do it for 20. Why the...

Damn it! Fine sign. Damn. Let's be on that grift. Penis wrinkle. You're back. Ah, yes. Peter's Rick. Welcome back, buddy. Good to see him in the chat.

All right. One more clip. Adam calls this one. Blind Mike, again for the win. And then, you know, and then he became friends with all the people that like to hate on me. Blind Mike 143, thanks for the fiber. Never heard answer. He was the best broadcast. We does have a job in radio still while you're getting paid to show what's in your fridge. Listen to me. Come here. Come here, blind mind. This is him buying time. How is he going to respond to this? He just said, that yeah Anthony's not breaking about being the best but he's definitely a professional broadcaster unlike you

and so now John's trying to buy time to like come up with his response and I bet he's going to get up coming with a good one they're all going to be like yeah good point all right thank you um just hit you just hit a blind man do you think

do you stop with your fucking wrestling plays my hero if you think that doing two out you just hit a blind man's a great line And John's upset that he's fidditing. That's what the problem was with that? Not that he just totally crushed you with it.

Thank you. You just hit a blind, man. If you think, will you stop when you're fucking fidgeting? And funny jokes? If you think that doing two hours on a Sunday night on AM radio is a job in radio, then you're hopeless. Thank you. That's retarded.

Yeah, it's the worst comeback possible. It's three hours. If you think having a job in radio. It's three hours. It's syndicated into many, many markets. And John, you do anything for that money or exposure. Oh, yeah, the amount of money that Anthony's making doing that. John won't accumulate that much money, the amount that Anthony makes in one year for the rest of his life.

It's not an exaggeration. For real. When we were playing on Is It Gay Earlier, Aaron and Holti described two men falling in love as not gay. And this guy described a paid job in broadcasting as not a job in broadcasting. We can hear what you're saying, John. It's out loud. It's not your internal thoughts. These people are lost.

They've lost the plot. They're losing in life. And they haven't figured out they've got nothing. It's like you're playing the wrong game. you're not good at this. Stop it. Getting beat at every front. All right, let's see what Anthony's response is to stuttering John annihilating him by saying

that he's boring. He isn't a real broadcaster. I'm sure Anthony's probably going to be like, all right, here's the white flag. That's it. Here's the white flag. You win. I'm done. I'm out.

Or it's going to be screaming at the top of his life. I just got to talk about stupid stuttering John for a second. I guess he came back, right? He was doing some shows because he... I should point out, by the way, if you don't know about this, compound media on YouTube, 177,000 subscribers. Anthony's doing more of putting some of the paywalled stuff up on his YouTube channel for you to check out. So definitely get a sub over there.

And thank you, Anthony, for sharing this stuff. We appreciate it. He took eight months off because everyone was just ragging him so hard. He decided to file a lawsuit. against Shouli over at Uncle Rico and Carl, over who are these podcasts, for $600,000. Yep. The guy is such an idiot. Another frivolous lawsuit that will be thrown out.

I mean, you know, it would be fun to watch a trial, a judge, discovery, you know, all the things that go with a trial. It would be fun to watch that, have to go on and see a John in a courtroom. It would be hilarious. But I assure you this will never get to that point. A judge will look at the complaint that was filed by John and his, I don't even want to call him a lawyer. He's got some guy that was up on charges who hit and run, whatever it was.

I don't know. But any judge and whatever judge they get is going to look at this and be like, you're kidding me, right? This idiot does a podcast and people goof on it. And he thinks that's actionable. This idiot is a public figure. All he does is talk about what an amazing public figure he's been over the course of the years. And as we all know, I believe I'm not commenting on the paperwork in this particular lawsuit,

but I believe in the Series XM lawsuit where he sued for right of publicity, John claimed to have tens of millions of fans. I do recall that. So, yes, he's certainly a public figure by definition. By his own definition. I don't have to explain this. I can just look at the lawsuit that was filed. There it is.

A public figure has a much harder time getting a case together when they feel they've been wronged. Anthony would know this, by the way. A slander, libel. There's a much more stringent criteria put on a public. figure, you have to really fit into certain categories and what you did and what your intent was in order for a celebrity to file a legitimate complaint against you for slander liable. Also, the lawsuit, I think, it deals with using his name and image. to sell tickets or to sell a promotion for live events that, who are these podcasts and

Uncle Rico have done? I went to a couple of these. They're great. They're a lot of fun. Just come to the live shows. We have a blast. WDP Live.com. Come see us September 5th this Friday night, Villaroma Resort.

had so much fun but john's saying that they used his voice and image to promote these shows that were about him uh it's it's totally not in the same category as people that you know you put up a sign and say the the home this come on in buy a drink the home of john melendez hearing tonight, any of those promotions like that, of course, it's not going to be there. Hi, this is Anthony. Yeah, what he's describing is right of publicity, and he's right about that. That would be a violation of right of publicity. And I'll just say during this promo and during this video, check out Compound Censored,

go sign up and watch Anthony's show and see, again, McGuinness. If you use YouTube at compoundmedia.com, get 20% off. Go do that. Or saying, we're going to do a comedy show, and we're going to play clips of this guy's show, and we're going to goof on him, and think that's actionable is bat shit insane. The other part of it is the calls, the phone calls, that Kate Meaney recorded, and, and gave or posted or gave, texted, direct messaged to people on Shulie's show and people on who are these podcasts. And that was fair game.

You want to sue someone, sue Kate Meaney. Don't sue Kate Meaney. She's going to fuck you someday, John. She's totally going to fuck you. Don't sue her. that'd be bad she recorded you you know and and that would be ridiculous too what you were saying on the tapes so embarrassing so fucking embarrassing but you know you want that in discovery uh feel free yeah i know i don't think john knows what he wants he's a dog chasing after cars if you ever

caught one he wouldn't know what to do with it if he ever had anything going on you wouldn't know to do. All right, we just scrub out a little bit. So this is Anthony talking about how, like, why did John come back? He was supposed to be done. August 31st was his last show. He comes back and goes after me. So he was

supposed to be done. I think the day before yesterday, Sunday, I think it was, whatever. He goes, yeah, my last show. And that was going to be it. But he came back today. I think he's using me as an excuse.

you know i had to come back and goof on pocket um true the matter is he made a few dollars people give him two dollars to look at him look at this fucking disaster area yeah i was just talking to my cop friend do you know him what he's showing the body gift what jac got pulled over and he was so stupid pretending to be talking on the phone oh do you know my cop friend, sir, license of registration, please. I'm sorry I woke you up, sir. He looks terrible. He looks like a troll doll.

Yeah. License registration and proof of fucking being a human, you douchebag. Yeah. So he came back. The excuse was, you know, he wanted to lambast

me a bit, but true of the matter is he got a little used to, people sending him a couple of bucks most people send him two dollars to rag on him to make fun of him make fun of his kids make fun of the fact uh you know he's a deadbeat dad uh he's an absentee father right yep uh everyone that has ever worked with this guy can't stand him and uh you know i he came he came back because the money a couple of dollars here and there he's broke

I mean we all know it it's obvious yeah we saw the inside of his fridge that's how a person who's living well has their fridge stocked there's nothing to eat you don't get the rock and roll lifestyle there's nothing to eat in the fridge

would a broke man have insure yes oh he's uh he's broke he's very bitter he's a nasty person he's just not a nice guy and that's why you don't have friends. He doesn't have any friends.

It's constantly bitches about loyalty. And, you know, there's, you don't just get loyalty. It's earned. It's mutual. And, uh, no, it's the devil versus fault. I've watched a lot of John shows. It's because of the devil verse that everyone turns on him. Anthony has nothing to do with what John.

does how so according to anthony let me just get this straight my personal actions affect how people respond to me that can't be true that can't be yet you're actually responsible for your own reputation and if it's not one you like it's up to you to change it you're never going to believe it what holy shit okay write that down producer chris i didn't realize that's what was going on and it's so funny that this dabble verse that is the thorn in his side that John hates so much is calmly and soberly and slowly telling him the advice he needs to turn his life around. Your enemy is doing that for you out of sheer courtesy.

Well, it's two things. Maybe it's courtesy. But I think the other thing, too, is that we love that we can explain very clearly to John what he needs to do to fix himself. I've explained it multiple times on this show. And John's response is always, fuck you. you don't know I'll you guys suck

I'm the best I'm the Duke you're all jealous it's like he does not want to learn that lesson he never will which is what makes it so fun to teach him that lesson yes because there's no better roast than just the winning team

going over to the losing team and going you know what you should have done to beat us yeah you probably just scored more runs huh probably put that in your playbook yeah yeah remember when you did the bases loaded you left them on on the base yeah that was bad yeah but your uniform sucks that would be the response yeah and they're both wearing black i don't like that color scheme

so then anthony remembers a time when john was over at his house to play some poker years ago for poker games and i saw him grubbing money off of mike the guy that drove him to the house he had someone pick him up from his house drive him to my house to play poker and then grubbed money off the guy that's insane mike by the way now a great friend of mine I will see Mike this week this is that loyalty thing

that John's always talking about Mike wasn't supposed to be friends with Anthony John even told Mike not to be friends with Anthony after Mike drove him to Anne's house this guys are just not loyal no loyalty going on in or out of the dabalvers

and Mikey Cuffs are making the trip up to Villa Roma to nice join us Chrissy Mayer and company for the content house. Nice. This week.

So that piece of shit, disloyal friend, Mike, he had to pick John up and drive him to my house and then pull money that I know. Well, he's told me he never saw that money again. Of course, no. Pull it out of his pocket so John could be dead money at our poker table. That's funny. Dead money. Does John know what the word borrow even means?

There's no way. Use it in a sentence. It's not his fault that everyone betrays him and then he can't pay them back. That's true. That's a good point. Inappropriate comments to my girl. Inappropriate comments just in the room around people. You know, we're a bunch of fun guys.

We goof on shit. We have a dark and irreverent sense of humor. but you know when the guy blurts shit out and you're just like oh god that's john he doesn't know how to act like a person he's got to act like like he wants people to perceive that he's a fun character of a guy but he's not so when he's in the room with a bunch of people he turns out to be the joke in the room and you think someone like that would be um I don't know, a little humble, you count your words a little bit, let me feel the room, see, see what, you know, people are talking about, and then maybe inject myself into a conversation

or incapable. He's got main character syndrome. Yes, perfectly said. And to your point, Adam, the energy that John was bringing talking about pocky and can you believe how boring he is he thinks it's a real broadcaster he's screaming he's yelling and trying to like get everyone on his side and anthony's response is this fucking loser came over my house had to borrow money to play poker hit on my girlfriend everyone hated him and he's got main character syndrome he thinks that we're all living in his world. Perfectly summarized, perfectly said, boring. I mean, if John had any type of attention span, he'd watch this and go, huh, there might be something to do this. This successful man

with all these friends and money might be teaching me a pretty decent lesson right now. How about you go to somebody's house that you want to hang out with? You get kicked out and the other buddy is friends for life. And you won't learn from that guy. I go, well, what did he do? Even selfishly, like, what did you do? Let me copy that instead of whatever this character is that Kumi is explaining. He is copying this, like, dice character or Don Rickles, whatever it is. Also, it's worth noting that, like, Billy Joel is like, I'm a piano player, right? Woody Allen's like, I'm not an intellectual, but John's like, you don't mess with this mens a mind. Yeah. It's always the dumbest people who don't know how dumb they are. Yeah. Stephen

Hawking's like, there's so much, I don't know. John's like, I got it. I got it. Yes. Oh, John will tell you whether there's alien life out there. He'll tell you whether religion is real or not. Like, that's what dumb people do. Dumb people have all the answers that aren't answered. Yeah, Opie tells us where the octopus are and that, you know, what their relation is to outer space. He knows. All right. So I'm going to scrub ahead. So anything goes on to explain that John's record deal and all his TV appearances only existed because Howard would talk about it. There's tons of better musicians and actors. But, even on the Howard Stern Show.

So Howard might talk about it, which would get a lot of eyeballs on things. And so, you know, he goes out to explain, this is just another delusion that John has. For this guy to think he got a record deal based on his merits as a musician

is just another in the long, long line of delusions. This guy has bouncing around that empty fucking walnut of his. It's the only reason he was signed. We'll sign John. Howard will talk about it. John will talk about it on Howard's show.

And we might make a few bucks. We might make a few bucks. We'll put him out there. He'll open for a couple of bands. Hopefully Howard will talk about it. That's it. I'm going to star on wings. You think the people at wings didn't know

that if Howard mentions, John's going to be on wings that people might watch wings as Howard said so this guy and he's still just as delusional yes this is this is the problem that John can't go back take some inventory and go did I really earn everything I was hired because I had a stutter I had Gene Simmons in my music video uh sting was in his music video Did you earn these things, John? Or is it because of your connection to Howard Stern? If he didn't earn it, then why are they all still best friends, Carl?

But that's, that's, okay, so Adam, we actually bring up a good point. So John's not friends with any of these people anymore. And I don't want anything to do with them because it was always superficial, it was never real. And Anthony goes out to talk about John bragging about NYU. I thought this was pretty interesting as well. You know, you talk about a diploma and a ring on your finger. But John, where are the goods? Where's one thing you did that anyone could look at and go,

wow, there is a talented NYU student. You do nothing. You contribute nothing. You've never started and finished anything. You're constantly running away from this abomination you call a podcast because people chase you away from it. then you make a few bucks so you figure you'll hang in there until the truth that these various people in shows tell about you gets to be too much and you have to leave again and I love that Anthony

brings up and he brings up a couple times in the show where he's like John if you're so talented why haven't you started a project why haven't you seen something through and I love our series we're doing on Patreon living in the passion centering John because he's so optimistic back then Before the Dabbleverse, 2018. And he talks about we got TV shows we're going to produce and this radio company's interested in us and this podcast is going to turn into this thing and that thing. He's got all of this delusional fantasies.

Don't forget, poke the bear. Poked the bear, right. He's got all these delusional. He thinks he's going to prank the president every weekend. All these delusional fantasies and none of them come to fruition. John can't see anything through. He never even figured out how to take call. Remember that?

He was going to take calls, and he still can't do that. I'm going to get a machine so I can take calls. Meanwhile, Tuki's gone through like five different systems to take phone calls. He has a call scrator. On the set of wings, they told him his feet smelled so bad. They were going to pay to get this taken care of, and he didn't think to do anything about it on his next job at the Stephanie Miller show. In fact, they complained about the same thing. Yeah, there is.

Talk my way on a bed. wrote you. Grandpa Al Lewis, do you think Long Island musician, John Melendez, would get the likes of Grandpa Al Lewis or the other number of celebrities that were involved in his videos

if he was not Gilbert Godfrey right there? Do you think stuttering John Melendez, local Long Islander musician, would have been able to make a phone call and get Gilbert Godfrey to be on his video. All right. So that's very funny. So then I love that he slams John for claiming that he's a writer.

This is great. A couple of times. And then, you know, writer for Lenny. He's not a writer. He can't write. He can barely read. It's a very good point. It's hard to be a writer when you can't read.

And he was a great writer for two iconic shows. No. You danced around with jingly bells on your shoes. That's what you are. A clown to be made fun of for three decades. That's it. And look at what you are now. You're still the clown in mommy's house doing your little fuck whatever it is. You're broke. you're miserable your family hates you you're a deadbeat you have no friends none of these are jokes yet it's so funny it's all just truth i gotta say i i love this quiet articulate yeah take down because once you start yelling people stop listening right and this is like flanders yelling at the entire neighborhood but for homer he says homer you are the worst person I've ever met in my life. And I'm going to go, I got off the easy there.

Because he's a fucking idiot. Yeah. Like, John, yes. The good advice he gives, John, has the same tone of voices. The bad stuff is what makes it hurt even. Yeah. It's great. You have no coworkers to maybe get a project together with.

What about that? NYU film school grad? What don't you call some of these amazing talents that you worked with at Stern and at the Tonight Show? Writers get together, write something. Use that astounding diploma on the wall before the ink runs on it. And that ring before it turns your finger green because it's not real. And get something together and put it out there. Some that isn't goofy, wacky, bells on his shoes, pie in his face, John Melendez.

Give that a whirl. Show everyone, John. Show everyone how amazing you are. Shut everyone up. Going away for a few months, coming back, drunk, and fat, drunken, stupid is no way to go through a life, son. coming back drunk and and still just blathering the same nonsense, you're not showing anyone. You're making everyone happy.

Thank God he's back and he's just as stupid as he ever was. If you took eight months off and made some phone calls to your friends and former coworkers, people you sat and wrote amazing material with amazing material you directed Quentin Tarantino for God's sake good point

why aren't you utilizing all those resources collaborating with these amazing people and shutting everyone the fuck up with a project that that starts

and finishes and is amazing Where the fuck is it? Now who's being delusional? It's great. It's so funny. All right. Let's get to the summary real quick.

I thought there was the summary. Just to summarize all of this. Oh, this is so funny. I'm calling this cringe of the week because I'm cringing on Johnson. I know. I am shrinking in my chair. Let's move on to other topics. But there you go.

My little response to his, diatribe today about me and other people and why he's still doing a show after he said he wasn't going to do it but two dollars jingle those shoebells jingle those shoe bells fool i got a fucking banana cream pie here and two bucks jingle the bells fool and i'll smash this in your face, throw the two bucks at your feet, you'll smile and thank me. What a life.

What a fucking life. All right. So if you enjoyed that clip, Yay. Very well done, Ann. Thanks for your bacon. The problem is John is going to show up to his house for that two bucks.

Like, he's going to take him up on that offer. Also, I heard there was pie. I got a note, listen to this. If anyone wants to track this down for me, I got a note from John who says, I was listening to an old Artie and Anthony show, episode 132, approximately 21 minutes in. Artie says he was at Nobu with Howard, Beth, his fiancé, Dana, and Sharon and Ozzy. Ozzy comes out of the bathroom and says there's a fucking ocean in the bathroom. I think John is such a liar that he heard Artie's story and just convinced himself he was in it.

And then I thought, why would Howard Stern take a call screener with poor hygiene, out to dinner with Ozzy and Sharon. If that clip exists, I'd need to see that. John has told that story so many times that it was him and Susanna. It was a six of them at Nobu. And I could see not wanting to bring John to Nobu. Oh, yeah.

Or around my cool friend Ozzy Osbourne. I can see that would be a problem. I don't know how Howard would do something like that. He's very well known and recognizable. When he sits at a restaurant, everyone's looking. So I think for a while John represented the demographic that Howard was trying to relate to and I think he thought for a certain group it made him look or appear cool to have young rockers in his group. I think he thought it helped him and I think Suzanne was truly friends with Beth and other people and got along with them and he thought, you know, he's got a record deal. Yeah, come to the Ozzie thing.

but I can so see him just stealing someone else's story because he tells people are like, John, tell us something about your life and he tells a story about something that Ozzie did that has nothing to do with him that he just observed or heard. Even in his autobiography, John goes out of that about Jay Lennel's childhood.

Yeah. Multiple times. Chris, they're looking at each other like, what are we doing? We're talking about Jay Lattel's childhood now? Why? And that was at the end of the book. It was like, the book had ended,

and he's like, oh, that's kind of short. Yeah, what else we got to talk? about. So Jay's famous. You guys aren't at him, right? All right. Are you ready for some riveting opi talk? His return to New York City. He's back, baby. Let's go. In order to get reacquainted with the big Apple, opi decides, in order to get reacquainted with the Big Apple, Opie decides, it's time for for one of his famous walking talks.

He's going to go around New York. Now, I noticed something here, Adam, and you pulled these clips. So you tell me, Opie was bringing his phone and a camera. And what he would do is he would do the stream live with the vertical view. And then with the nice camera that he brought,

he would edit the video to be the horizontal 16 by 9 and put that out. Is he not doing that anymore? He's also doing an audio one. I know that where you can just hear it It must make a difference Because one of these has 19,000 views

And the other has 600 And it's the same video 19,000 views It went viral, it went crazy Okay There's no other explanation for it I gotta find out what's going out of this video With 19,000 views, that's fucking awesome

Whatever it is, he knows what he's doing It's fortunate enough to live at an ocean for three months And then I gotta come back Because It's not about me How to get the kids back to ski So he's starting a day or two, I think. I think.

Yeah, whatever. He's so tuned into these children that he cares so much about. He's ruining his life for them to go to this private school. I think they start this week or something. I don't know. Someone was saying something about something. You uprooted your whole life and you don't know the day? Okay.

Then it doesn't really sound like you're with them because I imagine they'd be mentioning it once or twice. This is interesting to me. So Opie's this old crumajun now who's just, you know, who's just, just complaining and yelling at clouds and whatever. But he's got these kids who he's living his life for. He's miserable so that they can have their friends and go to this nice school they go to and they've been going to for a long time. If I'm these kids and I see my dad live streaming and talk about how miserable he is

and I was just doing this because these stupid brats want to go to the school that I sent him to back when I was making a lot of money. I feel like I'd feel bad about that. Yeah. That's not a great message to put out on the internet for potentially hundreds of thousands of strangers to hear about. Potentially. Or I hate him and I'm glad he's tortured. That's also a thing that could be happening.

Like, good. I don't even like this school. I keep telling him, no way you're pulling me out of it. Well, it's one thing when you're hosting a number one radio show and you're explaining to your family, look, there's going to be some shrapnel. This is what I do. I'm a shock jock. there's a political environment. It's another thing when you're like,

I have to do this because I can't be at home and I have nowhere to go and I can't afford to pay to go anywhere. That's the only reason he's throwing these kids under the bus because there's nothing else to talk about. Wow. Adam, do you want to run the segments that you curated these clips for us today? Well, as someone who's, you know,

like Opie, who's lived in New York a long time, he knows all the speakies, he's the ins and out, the things to find. and he is hitting the street and looking for action right here. And see what's going on out here on the streets of New York. Oh, damn, that guy was rapping.

All right. That's cool. I guess. We'll try to find some stuff too. Great. That sounds great. Yeah. Let's get on that because a guy wrapping himself on the street is pretty common, actually.

You're watching stuff with Opie. Yeah. And even he's not interested in it. He's like, I guess. I don't know. There's a restaurant over near where my wife's salon is. And they have this video that's up on behind the bar that's just people going through like towns of Italy. Oh, yeah.

And they're just, it's fascinating. There's no audio. You're just watching someone walk through different markets and whatever's going on downtown. And they capture really interesting, compelling things that you're glued to. You're sitting there eating your food. Just like, oh, that's interesting. Like, that's a whole culture that I'm not familiar with. Opie's in Manhattan, New York City, walking around, and there's nothing happening.

There's a guy mumbling to himself. And it sounds like a tourist who's never been there. I came by the bus station in Rochester, and I hear this every fucking time. This is not impressive. Like, wow, I was a guy rapping? That's cool. You're in, though. The Big Apple, I guess.

Anything could happen. Yeah, right. Pretty cool. This next one's great, because Opie manages to ask a homeless person, pretty much the worst question you could ever ask them. Uh-oh. You good? Is this all your stuff?

At the moment? All right. You seem very, very happy, brother. I've been out of the city. three months is my first day back so I'm walking in the neighborhood keep exercising all right that's key all right I'll talk to you later

take care all right what didn't he do holy shit OPC's a homeless guy with a pile of his stuff there's all your stuff yeah because you're homeless that's all your stuff right there on the street I was just in my house in the Hamptons on the beach

all right see around fuck what a cunt what is shit. It's a horrible person. He leaves everyone worse off for the interaction that they had with him. The guy smiling and happy made him feel bad about that. Condescended, didn't give him money, walked away.

Is this all your stuff? What do you think, Opie? And the guy who's like fat, so he's like, well, you got to keep exercising. He's even called him fat, too. Like, he got every dig and he could with this guy. Yeah, but he thinks he's being relatable. That's what's amazing. Oh, yeah. This is Megan Markle. He doesn't see

this as a cake-stopping incident. Oh, no. No. He sees this ass, hey, look. I'm talking to the people right now. Yeah, you're insulting. I'm in the trenches. Yeah. We think him a 20 there, Opie. Yeah.

He's providing content for your stream. You're 19,000 viewers. Throw him a 20. And he thinks it really is kind of like low key underscored with racism and classism because he just thinks he's better than everyone. Like that guy rapins a stereotype. The happy homeless guy is a stereotype. Everything is just, you know, fodder for him to mock because he's so great.

The assumption that anyone watching would instinctually. be on his side is really misguided. Adam finds a lot of villains in the Tabalverse. I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with it. That's my favorite part. In this next bit, he tries to explain time he's spending with his family and how they like to migrate. But anyway, so we packed the car at like 11.30 midnight.

Drove basically in the middle of the night to beat the traffic. Because it's a hell of a ride back to the... New York City no matter when you when you leave good stuff do you think he did this with the kids do you think the kids wanted to leave it like two o'clock they packed

he's always doing the stuff overnight at night does that sound like something you do as a family or is that something you leave dad to do and meet us later oh that's a good point I could see the family being like well there's other times during the day when the traffic isn't crazy we don't have to leave at midnight

and get into the city at 3 a.m. That seems like a bad time. He just said it's going to be bad anytime you leave. So we had to leave at 4 o'clock in the morning. They got in at like six or something. That doesn't sound like a family vacation. That doesn't sound like he's getting the whole family together for that. That's a good point.

Now, he continues this classism by looking at real estate reviews, looking at real estate options and getting distracted by his own existential crisis. Yes, and I did up the volume at the end here. You'll hear I pop it up a little bit. So we hear what he's mumbling to himself. A little two-bedroom action, right? You read that right. $2.8 million for a two-bedroom in New York City.

It's this nuts. Is this crazy? Oh, my God. That's why everyone in New York has a short fuse. Because in the end, I don't care who you are. no one can afford this shit. At some point, I'll just hang on as long as you can. And that's it.

That's your job living in New York. How long can I hang on before I literally hurt somebody? Or come to my senses and realize that New York isn't as good as they tell us. Get the hell out of here. We're actually trying to do that ourselves. Yes, we are. He's a ticking time bomb. I don't know if we should report this to authorities.

He just said, this is why everyone was on edge in New York and are ready to hurt someone. And he's in the same boat. And then he went, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. I'm just saying with recent events that we've seen in this world, people who aren't calling out red flags, You know, they're missing an opportunity to save some lives. If you see something, say some. Right. The question from the chat was,

Hello, New York. There's a crazy guy walking around your streets. One. We'll find them. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. No, the chat, it's the same thing with these guys. The chat was like, what's the real estate like out there?

And that quickly pivots into, I'm going to hurt someone. I'm drowning, essentially. We've got to get out of here. All I can do is hold on. I don't know if that's universally everyone in New York or everyone watching it might be just you, O.P. As he's watching people who are just going about their day, none of them looked like they were ready to, you know, start shooting up the streets. Everyone's saying they're just going to go about their day. They probably don't live in a two-bedroom that cost $2.4 million.

So not that stressed out about it. Well, I'm so glad you bumped up the audio at the end because I wasn't sure if he was. It sounded like he was going tick, tick, tick, tick. Listen, if I'm at Villa Roma and you ever see me by myself and you come home, over and I'm going, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, it's not good. Nothing good is going to come out of that. See, now that it's going to happen, I would be like, this is a bit, right? This is the thing that you set out of the show.

And that's how Carl died. Yeah, right. Damn it. I love how this stuff is swimming around in his head because he mentioned a couple weeks ago that Chris Rock, every time he runs into Chris Rock, Chris Rock says, still doing it, or he says, uh, won't quit Opie, you're still around. And that fucking bothers him. He mumbles it in this next clip.

I don't know if he's even aware. Are you in Brooklyn? God, no. Chris Rock can afford it. Opie's still doing it. Speaking of Chris Rock. One of the things we did all summer long. Let me just sit for a set.

We watched a lot of movies. A lot of movies. We're trying to find movies that the kids never saw before. So older movies. Oh, that's interesting. We were trying to watch movies. So we watched a lot of movies, which is a weird thing to do when you move out to your beach house, in my opinion. But what do I know?

We watched a lot of movies. Older movies, the kids hadn't seen before. Is that like a 2B thing? Like how Stuttering John has to watch old movies over and over again because he can't afford streaming services? Has Opie canceled all the streaming services? Or it is just like Stuttering John. And he's remembering the last time he watched movies with his kids. That's why the movies are all old.

I hate this. I don't want to think that. All right, do we want to find out what they watched? Do we want to guess it all? Anybody want to guess what they watched? Was it the Jesse Smollett doc? Did they fall asleep to that? What was it?

What do you think it was? What do you think, producer Chris? You want to use the same answer? No, I already guessed that one. Leave me a load. All right. We'll find out here. We finally stumbled upon

grown-ups and grown-ups too. Huh? Cool. Why would you watch grown-ups, too? Are you torturing your family? Maybe. Yeah, he's kind of tied up in chairs

with like, uh, clockwork orange of their fucking eyeball, so they have to watch grown-ups too. That'd be great. That means they're still alive. Probably right, yeah. There'd be some hope. Best case scenario. If that's what happened.

Well, let's find out what the family thought about these movies. Um, grown-ups was all right sure wasn't as good as I remember it being

and grown-ups too was a hunk of shit that had a lot of weird funny scenes in there but about halfway through the movie my son piped up and he goes Dad is there an actual point to this movie

what's the plot of the movie what's the story I don't know I don't know what I don't know the whole movie was about what Adam Sailing moving back home to his hometown and then he's gonna throw an 80s theme party

I guess that was the story live it was dog shit okay I have a theory on this so Chris Rock gets brought up which gives Opie bad feelings Chris Rock is in both of those movies right oh I don't even know

I think he is at least the first one I know he's in the first one I assume it's the whole gang back together and grown-ups too. So this is Opie's chance to be like, oh yeah, Chris Rock, you know, he's been in some fucking shit movies that suck. Even my kid thinks so. Pissed off my kid.

I really heard his feelings. That's all I can figure, because otherwise, like, what's the point of this conversation that we're having? Hey, guys, this just did. Grownups 2 isn't very good. Somewhere Chris Rock is crying. I did my best, man. I didn't write the script.

It really keeps this theme going, and I don't know why he is doing a show because every aspect of his life disappoints him and betrays him everything he sees everything he hears everything he does everyone he knows is a betrayal and a disappointment and we're supposed to like enjoy this right yeah

this is this fun walking talk that he's doing with the audience so he's not baiting his audience at all when he casually asked just what's happening in the news he's not looking for anything specific what was Stern's big announcement today I heard he was back in the air get a big announcement today obviously the announcement

which I blew up a while ago he's staying at Sirius X-Av so did he announce that today What are you talking to? Did he announce exactly what everyone thought he would He's been pulling the same shit since like the 80s

I just put a clip up on my channel and on my Facebook that's doing really well where Jackie the joke man talks about betting Howard Stern back in the 80s that he was not going to leave because he was starting that bullshit that I'm going to retire or I'm going to quit or I'm not going to continue. So Jackie called him on it and they bet $5,000 and then of course Howard re-signed and then never pay Jackie. That video is doing very well, especially on Facebook. Okay. That was the point of that story?

Yep, that was it. You put a video up and people are watching it? I'm killing it. Especially on Facebook, because you know people go right to YouTube and look at the numbers. Yeah. Yeah, well, you guys haven't seen the kick numbers or my rumble numbers. It's just like Aaron Holt. Yeah, I mean, don't look at what's going on on YouTube.

You've got to look at all the platforms and combine them together. Facebook. It's really crushing it right now. All right, so he pretends that he doesn't know that Howard Stern didn't show up Tuesday morning. Guys, what's going on? I assume he came out and announced a thing I totally predicted that he's resigning. Right, guys? Is that what's going on?

I think he's playing dumb. What do you think? I think so. And I think it's all just to lead it back to him in his viral video. Yes. No news. He didn't go on the air. What?

What was that about? He was supposed to come back after his long summer vacation. He barely works already. And he was supposed to be back today to announce that he was continuous. I said he wasn't there. What, what, what, what, what was that about? So convincing. Didn't know?

Come on, help me out. Like I said, I was packing all day yesterday, got in the car around 11, 30, 12 o'clock a night, got home to New York City, I don't know, around three, unpacked, finally crashed around 3.34 in the morning. So I'm behind. That did not sound like the kids were there. That did not sound like they all did that. He just forgot.

He said they were there. And it was just him. That sounds like what happened. Sorry. That's a brilliant observation. I'm not even thinking. I like the way you think about OPEC. It's all I'm thinking about.

I know. I have this weird inkling that his family's still around. Yeah. None of that's happening. But then I don't tell this stuff. I'm like, oh shit. Yeah, I'm not listening close enough. Wow.

You're right. Well, if they all we need to save them. I finally cried myself to sleep at four. Yeah. Yeah. Going back to this place he hates. And I think in this next one, he's just trying to get. some press or he's just trying to make some news he finally admits something 10 years too late

considering yes stern still doing it i think i have to uh say that in this moment in time clip it stern greater than o'n a he's saying clip it now yeah oh hope he's watching the devil first if he's saying clip it that's the conclusion i've come to considering i uh I don't do O'Day anymore And he's still doing it I know we're better too Just Just want my music

Because I don't care you guys aren't still around You were better than Stern Yeah I believe that Right There you go Ophi's just like Obviously Howard's has the longevity He's got the name

He's obviously better than Opie and Anthony I don't know I like to Opie and Anthony Yeah fuck yeah That's what I'm talking about Of course we're better This guy gets it That's hilarious It's so easy to feed his ego

He's so stupid In this next one He has some advice For Howard Stern Good It's one thing To take the whole summer off But then to be jealous

Of everybody That's kind of passed you by That's stupidity Because you could You could take care of that By working more And you know The problem with

The problem with the Howard And the working more He calls this work now. I'm lucky enough to know that I never had a job as far as when I was in radio. But to him

it became a job. You complain about it all the fucking time. That's why bitches so much. That's why he threatens to... This is insane. This is Opie's staring into a mirror. I can't believe what he's saying he took the whole summer off, complains about the people being successful, doesn't work hard. And then he claims that he never

had a job in radio because he loved it. He bitches about his co-workers and the contracts and all the bullshit I put up with being in the studio with Anthony and Jim and Sam and how horrible these people were. Carl, he's still bitching about it. He's bitching about it right now. I know. That's what I'm saying. And he's saying that this is Howard's problem. I'm sorry.

This is insane. Radio. But to him, it became a job. That's why he takes as much time off as possible. That's why he bitches so much. That's why he threatens to quit. because he hates doing it. Simple as that.

Should I get a mega-machia? I mean, the fact that the irony is lost on this loser is insane to me. The fact they can walk around and say that stuff and I go, uh-oh. Whoops. It just continues. He starts to talk about Bill Belichick in sports, and you tell me if it doesn't sound like maybe he's talking about somebody else. The other news, Bill Belichick, what a.

Bust of Rue, huh? Holy crap. Goes to North Carolina because of his 24-year-old girlfriend, I assume, I don't know. No, he went there because no one in the NFL wanted him, and they all knew why they didn't want him, because without the Brady, he's got nothing. He got his ass kicked. Big debut, coaching North Carolina, college football debut, and he stunk up the joint. He got the to the point that people left before the game was over. That is so fucking embarrassing.

That's as embarrassing as being one of the biggest radio stars in the world and now live streaming from your window sill. Could you a badget? Oh, my, oh, look at this. Tennis.

Every time it's a breakthrough. I'm the therapist. I'm going, okay, let's get back on track here, I'll be. I know, this is cool. Wait, I'm pulled to fly. Yep. That's hysterical. So, you were drawing some parallels to maybe an Anthony Coomia at the beginning of that,

talking about moving down to Carolina with a young girl. Just why it strikes him, like, as he's so bitter about this Belichick movie, so personally hurt by it. It's like, what's the deal? And just in case, we thought maybe he was interested in sports. Of course, he just pivots himself. Yeah. Right.

back to him. Also, the Bill Belichick take is so incorrect in every way. I'm not a big Bill Belichick fan. I think he will probably fail at UNZ. It's not a football college. But being a college football coach in your first game of your first year, there's no expectations there. You have to build an entire system and get your guys in. You're not recruiting yet. There's so many things you have to do. So the fact that Opie is just like, wow, this is a boss. People left before the game ended and they got blown out. It's like, yeah, it's a journey. It's going to take some time. And I thought he enjoyed doing this. Why is he supposed to be miserable at the end?

Why is it such a horrible scene? Why is he always comparing himself to these, like, giant figures? Well, I do like, because that earlier segment where he's called on Howard for being miserable and taking summers off and everything, I do like to finally caught himself. You know, where he's finally just like, yeah, I mean, why everyone knows you're not as good without having Tom Brady, which in this case would be Anthony Coombe. Right. So now you're just like broadcasting from your. window. Uh-huh.

He was like, all right, finding he caught himself. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks for figuring that out. Tennis. Tennis.

Then he sees a fellow streamer out of the street. This is exciting. The show's all about? Kind of, yeah. Anything fun? Because I'm live streaming. Are you live streaming?

Yeah, where do you got? Well, it's not really TikTok. I'm just trying to make it some YouTube videos, like taking it and stuff. I'm practicing. Oh, can I hear you?

Um, sure. Give me like give me something really good and then we'll promote let's promote each other That's not that's not bad man what you did a YouTube channel I haven't you know I haven't you know what I just give it to you later? I haven't you know what I just give it to you later because I haven't made one. Oh, you're just starting out? I'm just starting out again. I've deleted a lot of YouTube channels.

I want to just do it over. All right. Are you in the neighborhood? Yeah, yeah. All right, I'll find you again, and then, you know, you'll have a few up there. We'll leave her alone. Opie Radio. Okay, let me just Google your own.

Oh, don't Google me. That's hilarious. Was it OPI radio? I'll just Google. You don't want to Google that. Just put in, I'll see you around. Put in minus who. minus R,

minus these. It's ugly. Wait, I got a type now. Oh, oh, wow, look what comes up.

Yeah, you don't want to, you don't want to click on that one. Oh, yeah. No, no, nothing,

nothing. That's hilarious. What is going on? There's me. Imagine being in a place in your life where someone goes. Oh, I can find your show.

Where is that? Don't Google it. That's so sad. Okay, that's you right there? Well, that's, oh, that right there. No, that's who are these partners? That's actually producer Chris right there. I'll see you again, all right?

All right. Jesus. Narrowly escaped. Every interaction is just awkward and awful. Did you hear what he said to start that conversation? Are you TikToking? Yo, you TikToking? Yo, you TikTok and yo?

And you see her eyes just like drop. She was like, ugh. Yeah, I did. I was. Yeah. And then she did everything, a smart. woman is supposed to do when some old man just comes up to you on the street you don't give them their number and he says everything wrong are you in the area do you live in the area yeah she's like

you give me your number i'll call you yeah what's your youtube channel i'll maybe i'll maybe i'll subscribe and start to follow you and maybe we can chat on there and he's actually saying like kind of implying i'm a big deal maybe i could help you out do you know what people do in new york obi you can't just walk up to people and say that she handled it well and once again you're like a predator. You're the bad guy in that situation. Jesus Christ. I wish she just threw change at him.

Yeah. Hope he's laughing at homeless people, making fun of them, and then turning around and hitting on underage girls. Like, none of this looks good. This is all bad. It's all bad. And I know it's gross, but it would have helped if he was like, here's 10 bucks for being on the stream or just something for the interaction.

He's cash for. All those fucking tolls, man Getting back to Manhattan And now we get to see How Opie relates to the other people In his neighborhood that he sees every day What's up, Ace, I see ya Stolen BS

No, that guy's legit I've had longer conversations with him On camera and off He's been in the neighborhood forever He actually showed me his permit Oh Yep Oh so this guy is like

Hey man You wanted to carry that piece let me see a permit yeah let me see your permit for that shit because I don't know I got some friends I got some cop friends in here might want to take a look at that he's like yeah Karen

here's my fucking carry permit right he thinks these are his friends yeah it's like Truman Show they all have to just pretend to be nice to him as he walks by that's funny

now this is where things start to get real cinematic Opie stumbles upon something in the street you're never going to guess what it is Oh, that? Man, I should bag this. My buddy Ron Waiter needs a mattress.

I should bag this for him. Spray it down and make believe it's brand new for Ron the waiter. All right, that stains a problem, though. That's some problematic stains right there. Yeah, that's a grandma. Yeah, that's a grandma mattress. That's where they found grandma on her side. Good stuff.

Yeah. There is not a secondary market for mattresses. We got to stop it with the used mattress for your friend Ron the waiter. No one wants a used mattress. It's not a thing. He was really considering that. He was. Yes, he was.

He went out. He went, ah, there's a stain on it. Damn, and I was going to pretend I bought this brand new. Also, Opie, I can't. I can't believe he doesn't understand this because he's been a podcaster for so long. Like, mattresses these days come in a pretty small box. And then they pop out and they're comfortable, they're nice mattresses. It could be there overnight.

You could literally overnight a mattress to Ron's apartment. And you can just walk it right in. It's fucking easy. I got a spare room. I did it. Yeah. It's fun. You open up it.

It is fun. A lot of fucking da. I'm sorry. I didn't see your monocle producer, Chris. I didn't realize how we're living. It's a good thing I'm not talking about the bedrooms I have down in Florida. Anyway, not the point. So, Opie sees this mattress, and I guess he had Ron the waiter on his show today.

He did have Ron the waiter on his show today, and he launches into a really condescending speech about how his wife and I were considering donating, or his wife came up with the idea of giving some old pillows to Ron. So, oh, why don't we give these to Ron? Oh, Jesus. Obie decided against it. Okay. And now Ron has some news today for opium that we're going to hear. About, I don't know, a week or so ago. And there is a brand new mattress at Gephardt's that he's storing for you.

Wow. There's a new mattress at Gephart's waiting for a ride. Look at how happy he is, too. Look at that big grit he's got out of his face. And look at a pissed. Opie doesn't like this at all, by the way. My brother's like, I'm going to sleep like a king tonight. Look at me.

And how are you going to get it to your house, by the way? Uber? Oh, you know, okay. You know what we can do? The next time we do a show at Get Pot, Scott has a massive fucking truck. I can put it in the back of Scott's truck. He can bring me home. All right.

Maybe, maybe. Maybe you should be nice to Scott and he'll think about that. I'm always nice to Scott. So the funny thing is, this is what's great. Matt's like fucking rod. I got a fucking match. for Rod, and he shows me the box. And then you're thanking Matt, like Matt got your mattress.

Matt, I'm so, my own Matt. Thank you so much. I can't believe it. I'm so grateful. And he's like, you think I'd get you a fucking mattress? I spit on it. He's probably pissed. He has to keep it there.

He's just mad at you because you pull out your rotting foot at his establishment when he's trying to fucking get customers. That's why he's mad if you want to know the truth. if you want to try to smooth things over. And it didn't help that you dress at a whoopee cushion, screaming and yelling outside as establishment from time to time, singing Broadway songs. But all of this is Opie's fault.

Yep, that's his show. All of this is because of Opie's show that this guy is terrorizing the customers at Gevarts. But you go dance monkey, dance monkey. And then you're like, well, the guy hates the dancing monkey. What do you expect? But whatever. So I walked by Geppards yesterday. I did a quick live stream on the streets,

just trying to familiarize myself with. with being back in New York, right? And the numbers still are the streets still go in order. That's good. It's helpful. It's a numbered grid, Opie. Familiarize myself.

And that's where I literally did see a giant queen-sized mattress on the curb with the brown fucking grandma died here, staying. And I started laughing because I'm like, I wouldn't put it past Matt to open up the fucking box and throw your mattress on the curb. 100%.

Oh, yeah, yeah, Matt's the problem. Yep. You knew this guy needed a mattress three months ago, and you didn't do anything about it. Matt's the dick. Okay. Matt's the asshole who threw it out into the street, and then you're the bigger asshole who considered giving that to him. Right. He would do that.

Believe me, I would not be shocked by that. Believe me. And then you might say to yourself, yeah, but oh, how would you explain the brown stain then if it was a brand new mattress? And it's simple. You know, a homeless guy started sleeping there after Matt threw it out on the curb. So congratulations. You got a brand new, a brand new mattress coming your way, Ron, the waiter, courtesy to somebody that will show their face. I'm sure it's on the packaging.

You know, one of these lovely creatures in the chat bought you a mattress. Do you remember there was a guy from L.A. in the Screen Actors Guild, and he also follows Kevin Connigan from the departed. and Kevin Cunning and I are friends. And he's like, hey, I love you, show. I love your work. Hey, I have a mattress ready to send you. Let me know. And I never remember.

I said, hey, I think this may be like a joke. And you said, probably, maybe. Yeah. So I did reach out. I found the guy on my DM and I reached out to him yesterday or a couple of days ago. Right. Hey, that was you who sent the mattress. I'm very, very grateful.

Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it might be him. Well, we'll find out next time we do it Gep Hard's. So he didn't respond back, but he saw the message. Right. I will say. I must like you a lot.

Assume it was him. Who else would it be? All right. Let's move on, though, Ron. And I haven't seen you in a little while. Okay. Adam, do you have an update for us? Yeah, he's talking about me.

This is amazing. I reached out to Ron, and I felt bad, and I offered him a mattress. I said, just tell me where to send it. And he said, some really. sweet words back, but did not tell me where to send it and said he didn't need one. And I specifically remember seeing in the chat, and I found it on YouTube. This is a gentleman by the name of Thunderfeet or a woman. And they say, five days ago.

So I sent Ron the waiter that mattress. It's just being delivered to get parts today. UPS said it was delivered left with individual, whatever that means. I hope it wasn't just someone on the street. I got him a double mattress. I hope someone will help him get at home. Perhaps Opie can help. He lives across the street.

And that's your thumbs up on this comment that I'm looking at? I'm the one. Yeah, that's me. That's amazing. So, Adam actually offered this guy a mattress. Ron's too fucking lazy to follow through and give him the information. Or humble, or he didn't want it, or he didn't know if it was a joke or trying to get his address or a troll. Okay.

You know, and I'm sure Opie was like, don't do it. Right. That's true. Oh, yeah. They just said that. Opie talked about it. And he's also certain it's someone from Opie's chat. He knows that it's one of their people that went out to buy Ron a mattress. Well, Ron, I'm really glad you got one.

And it was from your WATP family. But it was Thunderfeet. It was not me. Thank you, Thunderfeet. Thank you, Thunderfeet. I can't wait to find out. I can't wait to find out what happens with this. By the way, I want to point this out before we leave this.

So this is Opie's show from today. 770 views That seems right Huh That's weird though right Because he normally give like 24,000 Well 19,000 watched the last one That's leading up to this

So it's funny that they didn't stay for it Yeah, 770 is only one comment Under the video Huh Seems like it's falling back down to Earth or something More realistic numbers happening Opie the fact that Your enemy

Treats your friend better than you is so embarrassing and so awful. The fact that you kept saying in your mind, I'll do it eventually, I'll do it eventually, and then never got around to it. And you sounded like a bitter game show host. He was like, well, I guess they won this. Let's just show them what they want and move on.

Because you're so making it all about you. Your friend who's suffering, getting a little bit of relief is a threat to you. Because you're a terrible person. And even when he found out the mattress was delivered, how are you going to get that home? That's what I was talking. His first thought was like, you fucking a loser.

You want to be able to get that in your house. You didn't win this round. You actually lost. Right. And the guy who sent him the mattress even said, hopefully Opie can help you get that to your house. Never cursed him. He's like, well, we were talking about giving you my used pillows before we changed our minds. So there's that.

What a asshole. All right, we got a game to play. I'm going to bring Annie back onto the show. Annie, thanks for waiting patiently in the green room. Hello again. Hello again. Are you ready to poke a dabbler with us? I'm ready to try to.

I knew I'd say that. Take it away, Cardiff. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke. A dabbler. What do you say, Carl and non-Adam Bush co-host? Are you ready to poke? A dabbler?

Yeah, he was alluding to having an inside source, someone that you talk to on a regular basis, that you obviously are getting tricked into saying stuff? I don't even know what, what was he alleging exactly? And you were saying you only have a few friends up in New York that you talk to. No, I have a bad thing. I have. No, that you talk to about like stuff that you would information that's, you know, that you would trust them with. The only one who really gives a shit is my brother, hitman, Dan, and maybe my nephew. So, I know they had communication with my nephew who really doesn't want to be involved in any of this shit.

But, you know, if my nephew is, you know, giving him any information, it would be, it would not behoove my nephew to do that. You know, because, you know, that's going against, never choose sides against the family. Yeah, 100%. You know, and that would not bode well with both myself. Well, now both. That would not bode well with anybody in my family, anybody, including my mother, who's been incredibly good to my nephew. So, you know, and I'm not accusing my nephew because I don't think he would ever do that.

I'm just saying, you know, that would not bode well for the whole family, knowing that someone in my family was trying to aid a guy who attacks my mother on a regular basis. So, I mean, you know, I don't anticipate that my nephew would be that, that's stupid because he's not and I love my nephew dearly but they're making these allegations and they're obviously trying to get into my head because this is

like straight from the Lady K. Playbook you know like you know trying fucking get in my head it's not getting in my head in a way that I give a shit of what they're going to fucking allege or accuse me of what it is getting into my head about is

what did John say next here are your choices number one these idiots are ruining my reputation b it's all bullshit next i got to call a fucking lawyer four it's really starting to upset my mother and lastly i have a four-year degree from n yu

to poke a dabbler. All right. I'm going to go first, as I always do, and I've been noticing a theme on these games since they brought back to poke a dabbler. Therefore, I think it's next. What say you, Adam Bush? I'm also going to say next.

Annie? That was my instinct, so I'm going with that one. Producer Chris. I went for Mother. All right. I'm starting up my mother. The rest of us think I got to call a fucking lawyer. Let's go.

because this is like straight from the lady k playbook you know like you know trying fucking get in my head it's not getting in my head in a way that i give a shit of what they're going to fucking allege or accuse me of what it what it is getting into my head about is i got to call a fucking lawyer yeah they're back we're back that was uh producer cress for shame I thought it was too obvious. Yeah, I know, right? Which I did. And I have on retainer.

See, Quad, these guys think that I have no money. And I don't know why they're under this premise. John's neglected cat is pretty damn good at reporting. You know, and he just reported for the month of May I made over $14,000. So you think that I'm going to balk at paying an attorney? to sue surely i'm not i'm going to sue so this motherfucker better shut his fucking mouth and retract this shit quickly but i know he's going to be too smug to do that and he's going to double down and continue to to issue these attacks well my heart's changed the channel

Show sucks Then we go into a legal battle That's all for this time Come back next time To find it if you Are man enough To poke A dabbler

Sit Eugene, sit Good dog I noticed during our opi segment That John was live again I got a notification because I subscribe and I have the notifications bell which is what everyone should be doing right now

on this channel that's how you know when we're live but I wonder if there's going to be a drunk stream tonight because it's definitely past 5 o'clock or 3 o'clock whatever shot starts drinking I hope so we got content house coming up

and that would be just perfect and you know what he usually does come through for us he does right before live shows he usually finds a way to give us just what we need for those shows Annie, do we have any new reviews to read? Absolutely. I have one coming in from Will Ficious Myrtle Beach over on Apple Podcasts,

where you can leave all your reviews, leave five stars and a shitty comment. Yes. This one says, you guys showed a clip where I roasted Opie on his show. It was where I said he was going to hang himself by his belly, his closet, ha ha. I love this show. You guys do great. Help out with a plug of Voices of Misery Podcast. and would love to hang or love to have you guys on, if available.

Voices of Misery Podcasts. We'll check that out. That's not what I consider trolling. It's just kind of trolling. I guess so. I guess a little bit. And you started that by saying five stars, shit on us in the comment section. So what I've been saying for many, many years.

Well, I realized yesterday this has been a bad strategy for the long term because as I'm preparing to go on the Drew Lane show and talk about John reading this Yahoo Fantasy Sports AI that's complimenting him on his draft skills and taking it very seriously like there was a guy he even says at one point and then he says it's a robot

but okay and I went oh I wonder if I can go to chat GPT and ask if the host of WTP is a great broadcaster and it turns out that most of the information about me on the internet so how much they suck So I was not thinking about AI and where they'd be pulling information from in the future when I came up with this idea. Don't stop now.

It doesn't matter. Keep shitting out of us in the comment section. But man, I learned that it wasn't the hard way, didn't I? I was like, oh, this would be funny. I'll read all these compliments and chat to you. Says I take a lot of naps. So anyway. Speaking of people who don't like us.

Yes. Yolanda says, what is the purpose of Megan B? being on the show question mark odd choice not an on-air personality and i totally disagree that's insane megan has brought a game that's being talked about across multiple channels people are jealous that we get to play is it gay and they don't so i said good day sir is that a one-star review wow no it's two oh okay they actually hate us well no that that you know what that is that's an audio listener or megan i guess that's an audio listener yeah yeah the people watch us on youtube none of them are upset that megan's part of the show it's true yeah all right thank you very much annie for bringing

the reviews you know um we made a big announcement on uh saturday show came out on sunday to the normal feed and of course uh the fact that gary from San Diego has passed away. Our boy, Troy Smith, made this... I started crying at work. Did you? Yeah, he's one of the good ones. Yeah.

He's a Hall of Famer. And Troy Smith put together this graphic, Rock and Rolla in memory of Gary from San Diego. I sent this to Judy, and Judy was very touched by it. She sent him around to a lot of friends. And again, reiterated how much it meant to Gary to hear his voicemails played on WATP, how much he loved it. So thank you, Troy Smith, for putting that together. Much appreciated.

And actually, Adam brought something. He wanted to bring to the show one of his favorite voicemails from Gary in San Diego. So tribute here to Gary in San Diego. Gary and San Diego, I made an accusation last time. What was that? I said, I bet he watches Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy. Okay. Hey, Carl.

In answer to your question, Judy and I do not watch Wheel of Fortune, but we do tape Jeopardy, so we don't miss an episode. They tape it. I wonder if it's on too late. And we're competitive, for sure. Good enough to be on Celebrity Jeopardy, where they dumb down the questions. I'd love to see Stuttering John on Celebrity Jeopardy with Robin, who was actually on Celebrity Jeopardy once before, and Fred Norris.

Guaranteed he'd come out dead last with Redding, probably not even being final jeopardy, and he'd be so humiliated. He would walk off the show. He'd just walk off. Oh, fuck off. Anyway, that's my opinion on stuttering John, immense an idiot, immense a liar. He'd never make it. And I wish you would quit that God.

damn lip-smacking. Rock and roll. Oh, that's how I know, John's been gone for a month when we're getting reruns from Gary and San Diego. There you have it. One of the classic phone calls from Gary in San Diego. And actually, I got a suggestion that we rename the voicemail segment to the Gary in San Diego voicemail segment.

A little wordy. Yeah, I could do better. What should we call the voicemail segment? Well, tribute. Um, I love what Chris said at the end of that call, Chris, um, there's a beat of silence and then Chris goes, he's like comfort food, which I thought was very accurate. That's not a bad name. He has missed. He has missed on the show.

And, uh, Lucy's going to come in and cry again. Lucy, come on in. You get you on camera crying again. I guess we want to listen to some current voice mails? Yes. That's the right answer. So we're going to get through this, guys. South Park.

South Park. I know, I know. Hey, Carl, this is for the boner line or WATP or, I don't know, I don't know what the difference is between WATP and the Drew Lane Show now. Talk about Corey Feldman, then Megan Merkel, you got a Lucy tight box on special assignment. Next, you'll be talking about Britney Spears and how much you hid your job at sports radio. The only difference is producer, Chris doesn't have, you know, tiny hands like Drew's producer. All right, see you.

All right, we're influenced by the Drew Lane Show. I'm not going to lie. There's a little bit of overlap. I listen to a show every day. Still from the best. That's right. I'm going to meet Adam Bush next weekend at the content hotel or whatever the fuck. And I'm just in there, I'm like, yeah, I never watched Buffy, but he mentioned Shelby Wu when I just went back and looked.

I said, I fucking love to Shelby Wu when I was a kid. And I'm like, oh, shit, it's that guy. It's that guy. fucking, I'm going to be talking to him about Shelburne all night, and I'm going to ruin his night. It's going to be great. Just talking about Shelburne Wu. You're a good part of that, Adam?

Something suddenly came up. Honestly, we should have some type of bat signal for, like, when that guy's talking to you or my brother, so I can come and save the day. No, I like talking to your brother, actually. Come on, I just grab you by the hand. I like talking to your brother. And I'm happy to talk about Shelby Woo. I'm very curious to see what specific questions you have that are going to take all night.

Nice. But I'm in. Hey, hey, it's the cow photographer. Hey. Wheel of Time is a slog to go through. Fifteen fucking long books. And each one recaps the previous one. So by the time of you're going to want to kill yourself, Annie.

So don't be the normal brain. Your people have that issue already. So you might want to just not start the series and read a better fantasy series instead, like Brandon Sanders and the Cosby. air. Anything from there. Uh-oh. There are only seven books long. Maybe it's so very fantasy, because it's gay. What do you think about that, Eddie?

I think he's totally right about everything he said. But I'm doing it with Echo Pineapple, who you can follow on YouTube. He has a great show. All right. Or a lot of them, actually. Calvertiker, we're trying to save you some time, but she's not going to listen. Sorry, California. Okay, Adam Bush. I've never heard of smoking.

somebody up. It's smoking you down. I've heard of smoking you out. I've never heard of smoking you up. What is this? We always say smoking you up. Yeah. That's a thing. You got to get up to get down. You got to get high. It's up. Yeah, it must be a northeast thing. We always smoke people up around here. I mean, I don't personally, because I'm cheap. But.

Hey, Carl, King of Portugal here. Just arrived from the Philippines. My first podcast that I listened back in Portugal. Come on. RIP, RIP, Gary, we're all going to miss you. Cheerio. King of Portugal, very upset about the passing of Gary in San Diego. Who can blame him?

Just listening to the most recent Wednesday episode, and all that talk about ass eating got me wondering. So do you think John knows that people clean their butts before eating ass? I mean, there's a genuine possibility he doesn't know. It's like, yeah, my ass is disgusting. Why would anyone ever eat ass? It's gross. Like, no, no, dude, we, well, we clean those out.

You don't eat poop. He's like, look at this fucking guy. He's fucking eating shit, because that means eating ass and eating shit, right? No, bip shit. Thank you, fuck, you, bye. That's a good point. I don't think John knows about hygiene at all. I didn't use TP today, so you might have to waste a time and money.

It's crazy. He has a myriad of medical issues down there. Yeah, that's true. It's like a chocolate covered cherry. Oh, God. Classic. All right. Tribute to Gary here.

But not, I'm Gary from San Diego. It's very sad. But the silver lining is my 30 seconds skipped. Will not get worn out as quickly anymore. Oh, sir. You're going to miss. Gary. You're going to miss him when he's gone.

Hey, this is not Ben from... Oh, this is great. So if you checked out the program, and I actually released it on our YouTube channel this morning, we checked on the most recent... WITP, we were talking about Corey Feldman's story about going to Houston and the... Monster trucks.

Yeah, the Hollywood pedophile elite tried to whack him with monster trucks as he crossed the street. We didn't even realize there's way more to it than that. This is interesting. Hey, this is Not Ben from Notwoods. I'm listening to the Corey Feldman segment, and I honestly think that you're not going deep enough on the rabbit hole because, I mean, why was he there?

First, if we want to take out Corey Feldman, we have to get him to a location that we know. We've got to set up a gig. He's not going to do that on his own. Are we going to be able to get him a paid gig? No. That's where the hurricane comes in. They send in the flood to then set up Corey Feldman to get there.

Wow. I don't know. I feel like I was, we're not going deep enough here. Yeah, these guys are using weather modifying technology. It makes perfect sense. It does make perfect sense. Yeah, because they'd have to hope that he'd show up at this rural area called Houston, Texas, in order to take him out. You're all a laughing and you sound so naive.

You would know. You live in Hollywood. You know, I was at the meeting. That's where I met Ron. Hey, Carl, we're on the electrician here again. I was just thinking about something with a, we haven't discussed this beforehand yet you do every single time. Normally, I don't think that's a big problem, but is there a reason to not discuss it beforehand? Because I remember a few weeks ago, you guys had a, with the bonus episode, you producer Chris and Jenny's jingles, we're all kind of flipping the exact same things.

Want to make more sense to discuss this beforehand. Either way, I'm looking forward to when Adam Bush, producer Chris, and everybody else leaves you, and you start up Hamburger Radio. I'll be your talentless co-host. Sounds good. All right. Should we be discussing this beforehand? At some point, yeah. That's not a terrible idea, I guess.

I was on WATB, who are these broadcasters yesterday? Now, what is that? Is that a podcast or a shit? It is, yeah, it's a show on this network, the Carle Network. Anyway, I was on who are these broadcasters Because we were supposed to be talking about Howard Stern And his return and everything that he talked about That was a flop

That didn't happen But Christian, who's always bringing great content Talk to me about the difference between a Renaissance fair And a Renaissance festival It's the big controversy going on in WTP these days You know, it's not Renaissance festival or Renaissance fair It's Renaissance faggotry for obvious reasons Carl, make sure you check with Adam

to see if you can laugh at that joke. Adam? You're free to. That's good. Faggotry. Good stuff. Yeah, so Christian was out there and he explained that it can be both.

And then he talked about how he worked at a Renaissance fair when he was 16. He just ruined everything. So I never want to talk about it again. It does explain a lot, though. But can we talk about Trekkies and Trekkers? Nope. In terms of Star Trek fans?

No. No. All right. So we're not starting that controversy. see. We have another beloved voicemailer coming in with a tribute to Gary. A man, practice. Shiny and sparkly and splendidly

bright. Here one day. Gone one night. Gone too soon. I wrote that for Gary. Why couldn't have been Bonar guy? I don't know. See in Detroit. See in Detroit. BPG.

Looking forward to it. Got to love bad practice, guy. It'll be a sad day where we're doing tributes to him on here. Stop, man. Too soon, too soon. Not looking forward to the next month. I'm just kidding. He's doing fine.

Bad friend this guy's doing fine. He's probably much younger than I am. We don't know. Fying in a minute. Gary lives on through this program. Any, anything to promote? Yeah, I would love to promote my friend Dylan from somewhere. You can follow him on YouTube and on Twitch.

on Twitter X, whatever it is now. Dylan from somewhere. Any reason we would follow Dylan from somewhere? Is there a certain type of content he puts out or programming we'd enjoy? He does a great review of, like, people that put out shit content on TikTok. So it kind of just comments on TikTok around the clock. I love it. I do a similar thing on a show that I won't talk about.

Adam, anything to promote? I just want to say quickly that for, uh, world where like the more we scratch under the surface the worse things get and the worse people are and they tend to surprise us with sometimes how awful they are it was so nice that gary from san diego was the exact opposite and that he was everything you might have assumed he even looked like you thought he would and of course judy is the best and of course like everything you might have suspected it was even better and more beautiful than it really was and it meant the world to me as a fan when Gary was like, we want more Adam. Now, he quickly changed his mind, but for that minute,

it really meant a lot to me. And I just want to say, he will be missed. You were out you welcome quickly with Gary, but that's great. And that's, he was one of the good ones and so cool to see that he was the genuine guy.

Yeah. Even when I posted that on X today or yesterday, I posted some photos that Judy sent me and the art that Troy created. And a lot of people hadn't heard the news yet. And it was just overwhelming how many people are just like, oh, I thought there was like a 19-year-old doing like a bit or something. Yeah.

Now it's the real deal. It was certainly the real deal. I want to promote. So I'm getting up early tomorrow, driving to Villa Roma. I'll be there on weekend. WTP Live.com for tickets. But I'm also doing our super secret club show that most people aren't a part of. It's called Weight Watchers.

You have to be on the creep off Patreon in order to see it. That's with Dick Masterson, Vinnie Paulino, Johnny the Audio Engineer. We got a fantastic show planned for tomorrow at 3 p.m. Eastern. And then I'll try to do WATS, too. I don't know. I don't know how to take a vacation. I'm bad at this. We'll do a lot of shows this weekend.

Carl's Frosted tips coming in. One scull salute for Gary. Skoll, Skoll, Skoll, Skull, Skull, Skoll. How many was that? Rip Gary. You will be missed. Not your phone calls. But you will be missed. Also, catch me Saturday at noon on YouTube. We break down the abortion guy, Carl Hamburger. Now watch Chrissy Mayer's 48-hour content stream. We'll be doing who are these podcasts at 2 p.m. Eastern from there. All right. I got to go. Bye. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I got to go. I literally got to go.

It's like four hours in. I got to pee. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. It was great. Okay, bye.

It's a bunch of crap. Thanks everyone for watching. Hit like, hit subscribe, hit notifications before you leave. Gagia.