Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep654 - Steel Toe, Mersh, Opie, StutJo (Live at Content Hotel)

Episode Date: September 7, 2025

We are live in the Catskills at Chrissie Mayr’s Content Hotel talkin’ Toe! Chrissie joins us (and Keanu yells from the crowd) as we breakdown Aaron gloating about his subreddit getting banned. Also, Aaron has herpes, so that’s pretty funny.  Adam, Chris, and I go on to listen to Mersh explain that the event we are performing at sucks. Opie is back in NYC with his buddy Matt and rubs their friendship Ron the Waiter’s face. Jen explains that Adam was interviewed by Joey C but actually it was the other way around. Lucy Tightbox joins the show to discuss Stuttering John’s eating soup bit. We wrap up with a listener joining us for a round of To Poke A Dabbler. Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be breaking down Mersh, talking about Chrissy's Content Hotel. We'll be talking about Opie back in New York at Gebhard's with his buddies. We got Joey C. talking to Adam Bush. We got stuttering John drunk and getting texted and called by Anthony Coomia on Wednesday night. We got another round of to poke a dabbler with Cardiff. But first, let's talk about the toe. I want to bring up a very special. special guest for our first segment is Chrissy Mayer here to join us. Give a nice warm,

right of applause for Chrissy Mayer, everybody. Wow. Oh, my God. This is such an honor. Hello. Welcome, Chrissy. It's really something being on a show where you do work in advance. That's really sad. And prepared. It's really sad that this is like, well, this is weird. People prepped the show. They're ready to go. pretty good shower too um all right so i'm going to uh start this off chrissey by showing you what erin had to say about not being invited to this and by the way the videos are going to be right here for you so you don't have to oh oh i'd have to crane my heck see how prepared i am it's almost insane how ready i have for the show helgi with five dollars says erin failed the medical screening for chrissey mayor's content house no uh chrissey i should mention erin has herpes

We'll get into that in a minute Because it's just like It's very recognizable What's going out of his mouth But that's why that comment came And not that we know that Let's back that up and start over again Helgi with $5 says

Aaron failed the medical screening For Chrissy Mayer's content house No, Chrissy Chrissy's talked some pretty mad shit about the toe What? Chrissy had to chase clout A clout that doesn't exist anymore So that's a win for the toe.

and she had to she had to join the hate Aaron bandwagon otherwise she couldn't get access to any clout which by the way hugely fucking backfired on her and that is, to me that's just karmic justice carmic ex-justice All right Chrissy, why are you chasing this clout?

What's wrong with you? What is cloud? Is that like the cloud? Is that where all my nudes are? No, no, no. It's clouds full of the T at the end. It's very different. What? So cloud is like gravitas street No no no no this is what cloud is So you asked me to do this show and I go Do you hate Aaron?

And you went I guess If that's like the prerequisite I'm like yes that I'm in That's the only reason why I'll do the show What clout does he think I'm getting or going for So Aaron just says shit that doesn't make any sense In hopes that people believe it He's trying to sound cool

Yeah he's trying to sound like He's trying to sound varsity when he's JV What's weird that he's like Why don't I get invited to Chrissy's content hotel Because you have to ask a judge to leave the state that might be one of the reasons why that makes it difficult to travel I didn't even think of him

like I just why would you all right well I guess we got the answer to that so it wasn't about clout chasing according to Chrissy but look we only are going to allow two people in that have herpes so we

you know I appreciate you on the end thank you you guys have to figure out who it is we're full so so the big news this week is that Steeltoe boring show, the subreddit

that makes fun of Aaron, was banned from Reddit. Uh-oh. Yes. That was taken down and Aaron's pretending he just found out about it from a chatter live on his show. Let's see if we believe it. Red Fox Mad with 499 says my wife has awesome news.

Oh, this might be why Scarface is upset. Okay. This might be why he's mad. Okay. My wife has awesome news. The Steele Tome Morning Show Reddit has been shut down. Oh, no. Oh, no.

Dude, they are, oh, that is going to, now, okay, now I get why Scarface is upset. Now, okay, now I see why he's mad. Oh, boy. Well, I'm sorry, guys. That's terror. Is that for real? What they do? Yeah.

Wow, I'm just learning about this now. This is how I'm reacting, totally naturally. It just seems like he's trying to think of something to say. Yeah. Wouldn't a better mood to be like, I didn't even know there was a Reddit? Yeah. I don't know what that is. Like, I don't associate with the bottom feeders of the Internet.

Yeah. Instead, he's just like, oh, well, no wonder people are pissed. A subreddit's gone. What are they going to do? Go to YouTube and everywhere in a whole spa. He's also looking around to no one. Yeah. Am I right?

Am I right? Stuffed animals? The soft to animal parades Performing. The voice in his head agree. They agree with it. Well, this is proof that Aaron has never even been to the subreddit. And I'll be honest. I never visited it. I've never

watched anything on it. I don't know what they get up to there, but if it's like any other steeltoe person or a steel toe hate person, they probably got a massive criminal record are not allowed to see their kids drug use in their past. in a history of mental illness

so chances are they were probably up to some dastardly shit that's too bad it sounds like he's just describing himself correct every single thing he said not being able to see his kids 50% of the time drug use in the past mental illness like check all those boxes

right there but yeah that's what we call projection a little bit I like that he started that by saying I'll be honest I've never even gone to that stuff right of because whenever I'm being honest I always start with that you have to let people know let people know Like, by the way, you know, normally I'm full of shit. Just blow it hot.

That's how he also said steel toe fans. I had steel toe haters because he knows the only people watching are hate watching. For the most part. He knows that. Yes. He does have, it was funny, I didn't pull the clip. But he's got like these whales that keep giving him money. And that's what keeps the show going.

And he has those people change their scream names from time to time. So he's just like, wow, it's just all new people every week. I can't believe it. I'm one of the chances. We must have a huge following over here. And the other thing. that Aaron does, it's really funny, is that he tells his audience not to watch

any of the detractors, because he doesn't want them to see the other side, because he likes to gaslight his audience, and he wants the narrative to be what his narrative is, and so he reinforces that. That's too bad. This is amazing news for Steeltoe and the fans. I have to be honest, one thing our

audience is really good at is they really don't give a shit about any of that really gay stuff. Like our audience is made, our core audience, the one that supports its every day, is made up a blue-collar workers, like real people, not like people who hang out on, like, you know, live with their

elderly mother, are not allowed to see their kids and, you know, hang out on the internet all day. Isn't that amazing? Guys, you guys are cool. You guys don't even go to that subreddit or check out, I don't know, this little

piggy, NLO, WATP, United States of Australia, the Wind Mic Project, pretty antisocial. You know, you guys are cool. You don't watch any of those shows that clown me. just picturing like coal miners and like just people like just after a hard day like I gotta listen to the toe because I'm just a hardworking blue collar guy you know like construction guys they're cracking open a cores light at the end of a long day and they're like what is steel toe what does toes take on terrace yeah I have to know and you know he relates to them

because he described them like this you know those blue collar workers and then he tilted his body and he came around because this is how blue collar workers are always yeah he's like He's talking to each other. He's just one of the guys. Right stuffed animals. Yeah. Yeah. No, his audience obviously does not care about this stuff, and neither does Aaron.

That's where my audience. That's where my audience is on that kind of stuff. So I'm sorry. I think the biggest insult I can give those people is that we really don't think about you at all. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Flashbag. Guess what, bitches?

That means we won and you lost. We hit the fucking goal. You're a loser. I'm a winner. Suck my fucking dick. I've got some bad news. I've got some terrible news. You eat shit.

I win. I'm the baddest motherfucker on podcasting. I can talk about random news shit in the Jews for four hours. And I can make my almost $300 goal. You have to talk about me to make. any fucking money. I'm the winner. You're the loser and you owe me a fucking

check, you piece of shit. Chrissy, let me put that into context. You're probably not familiar with us. So what happened was... I was like, is this a Willy Wonka outtake or something? Like, you get nothing. No, no. What happened was, some guy gave him 20 bucks and his first thought

was, fuck you Patrick Melton, fuck you Carl, fuck you Moody. That was his first thought in his head. It's all he thinks about his ass. That's $20. It was 20 blocks, which is pretty sweet. It's pretty good stuff. On his show, like, two days later, he's like,

we don't even care about what these guys are up to. We don't care. The subredits down, whatever. It makes no difference to me. And then there's a chatter who says, you know, Aaron, you didn't really sell that very well. We could all tell that you already do about that. You had this all planned out.

Let's go to Udels of Tootles says that's going to stir a hornet's nest. Should have sold it better. What should I have sold? I mean, that's too bad. I'm sorry that a gang of psychopaths had their toy taken away. Was their daddy supposed to respond bigger than that? I...

I'm sorry, but you cannot ask me to take that seriously. You cannot ask me to go, Oh, boy. my audience right now would give me money to go, don't you ever mention any kind of subreddit or anything like that again? Unbelievable. It transitions.

Nobody cares about this. And plus, he should probably give me money to stop talking about it. Everything he deserves money for. It's incredible. Even not talking, he deserves money for her. Look, divorces are hard, Carl. I understand. He's gone through two of them.

It must be a lot. I love that nobody. one's buying that he didn't know about the subreddit being banned and as soon as someone's just like Aaron you're not doing a good job of selling that you just learned about this oh I'm not doing a good job am I like yeah that's

there was this guy Chris Watts who murdered his entire family and they knew it and they bring him in for right and they bring him in for questioning and they're like you know your children and your wife are missing you haven't cried once what do you think he does immediately he starts crying

yeah right immediately Oh, you think I'm not upset about this? I'm so upset about this. Yeah, you're terrible on that. So Aaron's like Chris Watts. In conclusion, to summarize. All right, so this is one more clip about this subreddit going down and what he thinks about it.

Sam Show says the collapse of the subreddit created a vacuum, and now they're having a slap fight. Oh, God. I mean, if could God give you a better signed? to find something else, could God be giving you a better sign to move on with life and do something more productive? But then again, if you're spending all your time on a subreddit about me, chances are you've missed a lot of signs from God. All right, a couple of things going out here. First, I thought he wasn't going to stop talking about it because the audience doesn't care about it, but he's been going out of that about the subreddit going away. So apparently that is fodder

for his show. But he usually used to say, oh, you're spending all your time. time on a subreddit, like, people who get made fun of them on the internet think that the internet's like one guy. And they're just spending all. It's like, no, no, there's actually thousands of people. They all spent a few minutes. And it adds up. It seems like one guy all day. But it's actually like a bunch of people who are doing that. And this whole idea that we would spend all this time making fun of him. He literally goes to Kiwi Farms. Mooney mapped it out. Rich don't even fucking think about it. You're not on this show, Rich. Rich don't even think. about it you were not invited chrissey does that represent me or the show all right have a seat rich boss

everybody that mic works right there too buddy what's that that mic works right there if you want to use that i'm not staying i'm not to say who asked me to do this all right because when they ask me i go look this is really below me but i'm trying to kill time before the big show tonight And I thought you were upstairs, so I rushed over here. I went upstairs, and I didn't see you, and I'm sitting talking to one of these fucking jimokes, and they go to the podcast is downstairs, so I just wanted to come and say hi, because I'm a big fan of this podcast, that's all. I appreciate that.

We're a huge fan of your wife, as I told you last night when we were playing cards, and I always have her ready on my board. It's boring as shit. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. She was funnier in a drop than you've been here live. Good point, Adam.

Listen, I'm a Jew, but you can't get any Jewier than this guy. Oh, I'm aware. Here's the reason there's anti-Semitism. I couldn't see you because I'm blinded by the tie. Yeah, there's the thing. It's a star of David's too. Anyhow, since I sat here, all of a sudden, now I'm pro-Palestinian. I'm with you.

I know. I wasn't either before, now I am too. I have some literature. I'd just like to discuss with you. Jesus Christ. Anyhow, listen, you talk about my wife. We're separated. Oh, she's available.

No, I'm just practicing. Anyhow, I'm going to leave. I came to say hi. I didn't mean to invade. I thought, for some reason, I was on this. And let me tell you, I'll send you my avails. Okay. Sounds good, buddy.

Because I would love to do this. And I also would like to walk through Lebanon holding a Torah. Go fuck your time. The great Rich Boss, everybody. Give it up for him. Thank you for showing up, Rich. I'll see you at the next meeting. Everybody, you can see Rich Boss at 10 o'clock right here in this room.

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for tonight all right so Aaron has herpes, as I mentioned earlier, and he shows up on the show and explains why he has herpes. Good evening. It's the Steeltoe Evening Show, and look what happened. I put fucking chapstick. What did I fucking tell you guys?

What did I tell you that if I put chapstick on, I get a fucking hurt lip. And what happened? I got a fucking herplip. Is that on the packaging that chapsic could cause herpes? I feel like that'd be like a side effect they should let you know about it. It's terrifying, you know? People say, oh, if you use chapsic, your lips just get dry or no one said, like, you get an STD. Right, yeah, it's rarely doing an STD with just applying chapstick.

And like, he mentioned God earlier something about like, oh, if this happens. It's signed from God. It's signed from God. This is a man who is getting. Getting divorced because he was swinging with another couple having orgies. And there's another reason why he wasn't invited. There's a hot tub here at the Villa Roma. And this is a family resort.

There's a lot of married couples. I don't want to break up. But the good news is if come get somewhere, Aaron will clean it up. So the staff doesn't have to worry about that, which is nice. So Aaron comes on his stream with this giant herpy on his bottom lip and then tells us that we can't see it. So now that's the thing. I've got a puffy... I bet you can't see it.

I have shit on it right now. I bet you can't see it. Let's zoom in on this air. No, we can see it. Oh. We can definitely see it. He should have just said it was like, it's powdered sugar.

I'm doing cocaine. Right. Something... More calm. You're like, oh, okay. I'm really bad at meth, guys. I didn't know where to put it in. I'd shove it into my lip and see what...

That's gross. Isn't that funny that he gaslights his audience to the point where he goes, you guys can't even tell I have herpes, but I do. I'm just admitting it because I don't know. I'm dumb. You guys wouldn't even notice. If he was smart, he would just, you could just position the microphone in front of your mouth and just be still.

Oh, yeah. Adam used to do that on our show. He'd just hide his face behind his big stupid microphone. And then he came in SM57. He would hide his big Juno, so Rich wouldn't call him out. Where'd you go? We still friends? No, not after that.

Oh, okay. I went too far. Richard and I got a lot closer to, though. How long has Aaron had herpes? I wonder. I've had the herp for what now, like, uh, eight, nine years? So I've had one or two of these. Why would you...

Isn't that before he was married to Ashley, his first wife? Why would you say that you've had herpes? Like, every woman who's been with him since then is just like, Jesus, Aaron, I mean, you're not helping me out either with this. You're not helping you out. but you're definitely not helping me out with this, idiot. Could you imagine dating this guy? Fucking idiot.

My first love will always be herpes. How about just stop using chapstick? He's got to cut chapsic out of your life. So this comes in from Scroat Puncher. Scroat Puncher put this in. One of the new subredits, there's been like three or four new subbrids that have cropped up since the Steeltoe Boring Show.

was banned. And it was banned because there's a lot of doxing going on. Someone was trying to get a band and they got it. So, uh, I recommend slash steel toe. That's the one that won't have a mod try to dox people and get things taken down. But there's other ones too.

And Scrowpuncher put together this song that I feel like his masterpiece where he's like, Kianu hates women. That fucking bitch! And I'm like, wait, dude, I just, that's the wrong clip. That is definitely the wrong clip I'm glad we got that out there

That was good That was important Holy shit Goals Throw in a few bucks And let's get this goal We give you a dynamite show We got a new goal

That means I got to dance That means I got to perform That's a goal I'll sit here and dance like a monkey for you Let's hit that goal Just gather off 25 bucks I need that goal While you're at it

Everyone throw $20 at the toe Stream Labs, PayPal, four minutes left. All right, let's get Benmost. I'll sit here in my own cup chair. Okay, I don't have a real show. I'm just a filthy beggar. I know. Yeah?

Yeah. I know that this thing's circling the fucking drain. Yeah. But we can all throw in a little bit to the toe. So go ahead, come on, come on, come on. Come on. And when I go, come on, it means we've only made 70 bucks today because Gray Duckling grew in a hundred. Let's hit that goal.

And then Aaron goes, Let's hit that goal Let's hit that goal Very well done Well done Stroke puncher All right Adam brought a couple clips

I think Keanu was here For a little while And then I think she'll laugh Oh she's there great All right Aaron talks about Keanu here Adam want to set this one up You'll love it because I know you guys are close

And someone comes in Hey listen that's the heavy work Well all right About roughly three grand. You guys are really close. So I know after that, if you ever are in trouble, he has your back. Because somebody, unfortunately, says something negative about you. But he steps right in and not only defends you, but I think all women really well in this next clip.

Where he's like, Kianu hates women, that fucking bitch. And I'm like, wait, dude, dude. I just want to pat little Jamo on the shoulders and say, son, do you know what you've just done? Can I, do you mind if I break it down for you? You can't go and say someone hates women and then call him a stupid fucking bitch. You can call a woman a stupid fucking bitch if you want to.

You just can't white knight for some other fat stupid bitch if you're gonna call someone else a dumb stupid bitch. Like, you see, you see, it's pretty logical. Makes sense for me. Yeah, well, with friends like these. Yeah, and then he goes out of his way

to explain why he over anyone else is best suited to defend you. Like, what are you going to hate Kianu for? You know? What are you going to hate Kianu for? What is, I don't understand. Like, I have more of a reason to hate Kianu than anybody. And I don't hate Kianu.

I like Kianu quite a bit. Not that way. But, like, I have more of a reason to hate her than any of you do. Like, honestly, all of you who are, like, you guys watch these. Even me? she read my private text message to Kevin Brutton for clout. People on a little phone screen, and you think you know them, and that's a sign of mental illness. It's called parisocial.

You don't know Keanu. She's actually a remarkably nice, quasi-boring person, like myself. Fuck you, Tom. Oh, my lost interest says small boobs. It could be because of her small boobs. You're allowed to, uh, should we call Keanu and see if it's okay to hate her? over her small boobs. I think that's a fair question.

They're bigger than yours. Only barely. I don't think they are. I don't think. Actually, yeah. Kiano just said they're bigger than yours. If you didn't pick up on that from the audio that we're capturing right now. This is fun.

I have to say. This is fun. We're all having a good time. We're all having fun. That's what we're here for. And, you know, speaking of fun, this whole content hotel weekend is such a blast. The fact that Chrissy and Frank put this on, so much fucking work. It's so much work, and there's so much going on.

There's so much to do. And we get to do these live shows. We saw Dave Landau last night, Rich Voss, later tonight. We have, obviously, comedians from the compound tomorrow, which is very exciting, the 48-hour live stream. And so Aaron's going to weigh in on this content hotel that we're doing and let us know who we should be watching to learn about. it.

And it kind of shows how like watered down streaming has gotten and all that stuff because she used to do a thing called content house. They'd rent out a whole house for a weekend. Nice house. I streamed into the first content house.

And now she like, Mersh went over it and it is this fucking dump of like a Motel 8 that they call villas. And it is, I mean, it's bad. I, look, you got to give Mersh's do. It's excellent breakdown. Go check out Misery Loves Clips.

So Aaron is explaining that he knows all about what's going on here this weekend because he watched Mersh talk about it. And if anyone knows what's going on, it's got to be Mersh. Right? And so my buddy Adam checked out what Mersh had to say.

I did. You got to get closer to the mic, man. We're doing a show. I did. All right. I know it feels like we're just hanging out with friends. Adam podcast is like he's on the stand He's like, yes, Your Honor It's usually more charismatic than this, I swear to God All right, so do you want to get into what Mersh had to say

About the Content Hotel Weekend, Adam? Yeah, yeah, I do, because he seems a little misguided. This is his take on what's happening here from afar. What a, can I say my first impression Of the Chrissy Mayer Content Hotel? What a dump. what a fucking dump so this uh what's it called the villa tuscanini or whatever the fuck it's called uh they're they're staying in the cat skills and it's a dumpy like 70,000 year old villa and

I looked it up dude it's in the middle of fucking nowhere in the cat skills yes he looked it up he looked it up and he found out that this hotel was isolated in the mountains because he's not familiar with the Catskills. And he doesn't understand that they're all in the mountains and isolated. The entire place is isolated. He goes on to say it would have been much better if you just did it in a motelate

in Bayville. Yeah, yeah, we have that clip. But I love that he goes, it's in the middle of nowhere in the Catskills. Yeah, no, that's what the Catskills says. That's the point. People want to get away. And he goes, it's like 70,000 years old. Yeah, Rome is pretty cool too, idiot. Yeah. People go to Rome.

Yeah. You know that, right? It's called History. Right, yeah, yeah. And a history of comedians performing here is legendary. I'm sorry, this is the first he's heard of it. But to be impressed by a hotel and then say a resort is a step down, shows a real disconnect in reality. So, Mersh is going to give, listen closely, Chrissy. I hope Frank's listening to.

He's going to give some advice on how we could have done this better. I don't know when the content is supposedly going to come, but you could have done this from a shitty motel in Melville, Long Island, and gotten the same level of content. I'll show you the gift bags. The gift bags look like bags of Doritos. I'm not even kidding you. Let's go home. Guys, let's go home. He got us. Sick bird.

Who doesn't like Doritos? Yeah, thanks for the Doritos. They look like nach cheese Dorito bags. Spicy nachos. Those are hard to get. Guys, can you believe that all of the swag that we got from Chrissy and the sponsors came in a red bag? Lame. What's that all about?

He got us good with that one. Merch is on top of his game. I'm personally humiliated. Yeah, me too. I got to go. He's just curious about what's inside. I love that he goes, you could have done this in Melville or Cleveland or Hartford or Scranton.

Like, how long are we going to play this game for? Other places this could have been. You could have done it somewhere closer to me. Well, yeah, right, exactly. All these losers weren't invited. I'm just like, I don't even want to be a part of that thing. Invited me. It would have been better.

There's an old hotel by me. All right. So this is very funny, Chrissy, because he has a specific question only you can answer. This is, if you get to be, by the way, how much, hey, Chrissy, how many event staff are there? Boom! I mean, talking about at the resort itself or part of this?

At least a dozen. Yeah, like lots. There's like lots of people working on this event. Oh, yeah, but how many towels you got? How many talents? There's the hotel people. Yeah. Mersh is like grasping

gets tross out this way. Just like, I'm making fun of this thing and I don't like it because it's like in a place and there's people there and people are working. And like talent-wise,

there's a bag. 30. Like the lanyards, like people doing something. Chrissy, he's got nothing. Yeah. It's like, and Aaron goes,

this is the guy to watch to find out about Chrissy's event. As if there was an answer, a number you would have given that he would have went, oh, okay. I didn't realize. I didn't realize

it's a big stuff. 27. Oh, 27. Okay, that's oppressive. Is it someone forcing him to talk about this? No, he's got nothing but time on his hands. And I can speak to events with Mersh. I'm friends with Mersh. We're very friendly.

I think it's funny. Can I ask why? I think he's a funny guy. I did a show with him with Dick down in Tampa, and then I did my own show with Revenge of the Sis, him and Royce down in Largo. And Mersh didn't come to the VIP meeting greet, which was supposed to happen.

he didn't prepare anything for the show I had a call with him and Royce the day before like hey what's going on for the live show tomorrow I'm like I don't know what are you doing like all right I'll prep everything cool and after they were done on the stage all the people who came to see them went back in the green room with them and hung out

and I was like oh these people suck at doing a live show and clapping so I'll never clap with them again and the fact that Mercer could go on the show just be like this Chrissy Merritt has no idea what she's doing dude you are not the person to tell anyone anything You suck at this.

I don't need to wear sunglasses indoors. Yeah, you're not cross-eyed yet. Yet. Yet. Weekends, still a few days. This is the funniest part, though. Chrissy, I think you're going to really get a kick out of Mersh's take on why you're doing this. Come to Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel.

Me and Frank are already sick of this fucking baby and want to get away from it. Come pay for our vacation. Don't you talk about the bean. So Mersh's hot take is This is just a vacation for Chrissy and Frank The baby is here Not only is the baby here Which I was watching the baby

Run around in the live stream today I'm very aware of the baby's here But also is this a vacation Or are you working all weekend every fucking minute No the baby's up there folding shirts right now So just the coldest of hot takes He's just upset because all his babies are in socks When he remembers to bring a sock to bed, yes.

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We appreciate you having us be a part of your event this weekend. Should I get Rich Boss back? No, no more Rich Boss. He was not invited. I think it's worth noting that all of these people that are very upset that this event is happening are complaining about it alone in their basement. And all the people that are at the event are like having a lot of fun hanging out with their friends. And I think really that's what it's about.

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We got to talk about what my buddy Opie is up to. And to do that, we got to bring Jen from the Jingles Department up on the stage. Get up for Jenny, everybody. We're up. The Ops is back in New York from the He had to New York from the summer there Making sure that his toenails grew long And he didn't shampoo his hair

And now he has to go back to civilization And talk to homeless people And have people figure out which one's homeless So you imagine watching Him We'll talk to a homin's guy? They're like, are those who are going to fuck? Anyway, that was for me. So that was for me. So it starts off, he's back at Gevhards.

And, you know, Opie with his buddy, Matt, the owner of Gebhards. And this is a fun clip that Adam pulled because it makes sense. Is this Catskills? Catskill. Yeah. I'm a big fan of Catskills shit. So thank you. Cheers.

Catskill shit, everybody. Cheers. Cheers. All right, so, Opie's back with Matt, and as you guys know, if you've been listening to this program, Ron the waiter wants so badly to hang out with Opie and go to his house in the Hamptons. Because Ron is a poor,

and he can't afford a place like Opie has in the Hamptons. And so he's invited himself over multiple times, and Opie goes, no. And it's really funny because it turns out Opie does not mind letting Ron know how he feels about him when Ron is watching this. I'm just mad he didn't see me all summer. Ron's like, where's my invite? I didn't invite Ron the waiter to my beach house. I invited this guy, but he didn't.

I'm going to hold it over Ron. I'm going to avoid going to your place just so Ron feels like shit. You were supposed to jump on your Harley and come see me. All right, so I had to put band-aids on my Harley also, right? What happened? I haven't had the time to really fix it. I've got metal strapping holding my pipes on. It's working.

It's working. Well, that's good. You want it to work. Yeah, you know, that's good. Yeah, because even... The alternative of that would not be good. What, not working? Yeah.

It's not good. Yeah, not working is not good, Opie. Wow. What chemistry? Yeah. What I love about everything that's happening here is this really tells you everything you need to know about relationships. Opie wants Matt to be his friend. Matt's like, eh.

Ron wants Opie to be his friend. Opie's like, no one is connecting here in this circle. Everyone's just like, I want you to hang out, but not you, but he wants to, but you don't. Look, I know why Ron's not welcome at Gepphart's because he's gross and takes his feet out. He works there, Jen. But why are his feet out? out. And why is he not fired then? He was on break. I was about ready

to defend him and now I won't anymore. Never mind. Yeah, no shit. What we see here is a pattern that's going to come up of somebody saying something light and joking and Opie making it very, very serious and very dark and sad. You can't riff with him. There's no humor there. It all kind of devolves into something

awful. Opie's a black hole. Well, he's going to get Matt caught up on his summer because, as we all know, Opie had a big summer this year. A lot of storylines, a lot of things going on. So he's going to tell Matt all about it. I, uh, since the last time I saw you, I tried the, uh, you know, the, the chocolate bar. Oh, yeah? And how did that? I got nothing. Nothing out of it. I, you know what?

You told me three squares. I went two and I got nothing. Because, because you were so worried. Three to a half, half, that extra half is going to do it. Do that whole bar. Do the whole bar. I got kids. I got kids. Yeah. Kids are like, daddy. I'm worried about your chocolate intake. Not anymore, bitches, 12 pounds down. Thank you. Cheers. Cheers to me. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Look at those fits, though. Close his hat to. I think Opie lost like 200 pounds, his wife and his kids. I could be wrong about that. No, I don't think so. What was that conversation about the chocolate bar? Is that like mushrooms or something?

What did you do this summer? Oh, I took three squares of a chocolate bar and pot in it and nothing happened. Oh, that was marijuana? You didn't talk about THC? Because I thought for sure has to be something better than THC. I got kids.

I think it was a weed chocolate box. Oh, no. And nothing happened. And that was the highlight of his summer. Story checks out. Sounds fun. I pretended that I saved a kid. So there's that.

All right. So, this next clip, I don't even think it needs an intro. But Adam just called it guy stuff. Jesus Oak same shirt as your date with Ron this morning. Oh, same day. Oh, my God, why are you paid attention of my clothes, you weirdo? Yeah, I wore this shirt.

Woo, woo, fashion, please. I wore the shirt. Get your ass on the side of the road. I did wear this shirt this morning. Bitch. So you're supposed to change it? I guess. I guess these, you know, these, well, oh, my God, probably changed it.

It smells pretty good, right? Sure. Go on drugs. Like, really do it? I'll do it. What are the feathers to get out of the shoulder? I got nothing. Why is there cinnamon?

Oh, I got nothing. I got nothing going on. I got feathers. Yeah. There's that parent. It's bronze phillips. Oh, it's in my beard. Just dude's hanging out of the bar.

Smell my armpits. Guy stuff. Yeah, cool, man. I see that all the time. Do you see Matt, too? He's like, do I have to? Yeah. Is that one, like, to be your friend?

I have to, like, do, like, weird. stunts and stuff. Yes, you do. The thing is, Ron would happily smell his armpits, and he won't even let him. Oh, my God. Ron would be licking his armpits right now if he was there, and he won't let him in there. You know, Adam and I don't hang out very often. We found out, like, I think it's our third or fourth time. I haven't gotten to the armpit smelling portion of our relationship yet. We're not going to get there. Okay. Good to know. You guys know Jim Forentine. He does this really great thing. Yeah, he's awesome. He does this thing where he terrorizes telemarketers,

so he waits for telemarketers to call him, and he sets it up and records it. He's put out albums, and they're fantastic. It's why he got on cranky anchors. And Opie, he knows Jim. He knows how to play this game, and this is how you answer a phone call from an unknown number. Probably would you say.

Spam risk! Let me get. Let me get. No, I do spam risk. I do spam risk. Hello? Hello? Just come back to bed.

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Break call! Bring to all! He'll be calling back. Got them.

Oh, my gosh. I know this is dating myself, but there was a Sesame Street thing where there was those aliens that were like, boom, bop, bop, b, b, you know, that's what that reminded me of, those guys.

No, those guys were entertaining. Yeah. We remember them, yeah. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah. He's from the 90s. He's from when prank calls, that was the thing. He should know something about it.

I hate to use the word, but you would have to be retarded for someone to say, do a prank call. And you pick up the phone and you go, prank call, prank call. Good job. You did it. He's been broadcasting since he was 18. Look, retarded Not retarded Yeah

Even Todd Pettengill Would at least do the jerky voice in fresh In front of a voice He ain't jerky You know, do something silly But Opie has no idea Hello, hello, break call Abort! Abort!

Opie is so fucking lonely at this point in his life Cheers Cheers, buddy Hey, I missed you, man. I said cilantro. Are you bummed that I didn't say I missed you back? I don't give you shit, man.

You're kind of good. You kind of did. I felt your energy. We're actors. Of course I missed you, you bitch. Oh. I'm pissed off you. My wife doesn't even call me bitch, no move.

Because I'm pissed off. I pissed off. You didn't jump on his Harley and come see me this summer. Had a Band-Aid. So we got to work. on that because I'm actually mad. Sure. I need money and I can fix my bike. You don't need money to come to me?

Can fix my bike? You come see you? I'm not. Get on a fucking train. I'm not taking. No. I ain't jake. I'm not getting it. Out there with those idiots? Well, you're selling a lot of this. Go fucking take an Uber out to see me. Again, money. I'll pick you up on the way. That's so sad.

It's really sad. It is. Or Obie could go pick you up. It doesn't that sound like a couple. were the one person's way more into the other person. And they're like, you know, you could have come and visit me. I was home alone. And they're like, yeah, but I don't know. It's just so inconvenient as you get there.

But I'm there. When you get there, I'll be there. And I'm naked. I'm just ready for you. Yeah, I know. I'm just kind of busy. You can't riff with him. You can't do a bit with him.

The guy says, oh, you didn't miss me. He's like, no, I'm just an actor. We're doing a bit. And Opie has to say, no, I'm serious. I was really pissed. Yeah. Where do you go from there? They're supposed to be having,

fun. He turns everything into a very serious dark thing. Opie sounds like the fat girl who's still like they had that one hookup, the drunken hookup, and they're just like, we're dating, right? You're like, no, no man. Like I'll do this show with you on Tuesdays, but we're like, we're not dating. But it's Opie talking to the waiter

saying, I need this. All right, Anna, you sent me some clips while we were here setting up, so I have no idea what they are. So you tell me what's going on here. This is great. This is from Opie today. He's just relating to the normal people, the way normal people do about normal people things. They wanted everything, just like you're talking about. And I had a realtor. She loved being my

wife. Oh, you guys are just lovely people. This should be a cakewalk. No problem. You make a decent money and you seem like good people. And I went through the whole co-op process, right? And oopsie, they found out that I was Opie from Opie and Anthony. So they were just rejected me. They're like, I don't want this trash in our building. I'm like, you guys all loved me because you're walking through building, meeting people. Oh, you guys, welcome to the neighborhood. You guys are going to, you're going to do great in this building. And then my realtor, who I had tea with and lunch with and she's like, oh, you guys are adorable and all this crap, right? I had to go

and get my tax returns after I got rejected and she hands me the pile that no joke was at least this high, at least. Hands it over very aggressively where some of the papers are falling on the floor and she goes, and I thought you guys were good people. So the cake stomping didn't age well? Someone Googled OPE.

Whoops. That happened, by the way, in the last segment we did, of Opie, where he ran to that other young girl on the street in Manhattan who was filming herself. And he goes, oh, I'm a streamer too. And she goes, oh, what's your stream? He's like, don't Google it. It's opi, but don't Google it.

WTP shows up. It's the whole thing. You don't want to... It was a good sign when you go on a date and the person says, don't Google my name before we meet. And what's great is right at the end, after he finishes this long story about the co-op board not approving him for this million-dollar

condo on the upper west side of Manhattan, the person he's talking to goes, yeah, yeah, I have a tough time getting my landlord to install fire alarms. Yeah. He doesn't know who he's talking to and he doesn't care. Also, and I think you pointed this out, he's blaming Anthony. Yes. He found out I was Opie from Opie and Anthony, so that's why they don't like me anymore. It's like, no, they found out your Greg Opie Hughes. He goes out of his way to say when he was just Greg Opie Hughes with his wife, they loved him. Right. He's welcome to the neighborhood. The second they found out he was associated with Anthony, he's

done. Which is so funny because they've both done crazy things. They've done crazy things on their show. And Opie, in the shock jock days, was the one putting wiffball bats into girls and seeing how far you could go with that and marking it down with the

Sharpie and stuff. Tell us all this time. We've all been there. We've all done it, but in our private time, not on the air. And Anthony has brought up FBI crime statistics. And one of them is better than the other. If you look at 2025 and you go, well, that guy was sexually harassing these women who came on the show because they didn't have anything going on and they were just

trying to make it in this world. And he took advantage of that. And Anthony was having heated discussions with Patrice O'Neill about race relations. Which one has aged better? Yeah, during the age of Obama coming into the presidency, there's a lot of relative things happening there. And this guy was fired for taking a video of a guy taking a shit in the bathroom. Right. And Opie says, I can't get a really expensive condo because of my time

on Opie and Anthony as if it's Anthony's fault. Maybe it was you stomping the cake from the homeless person's hand that turned you off to everybody. There's a few things. What's the next clip? He didn't know I was going to say, what's the next clip? No, I don't know, just play it.

We'll see what happens. All right, sounds good. We're professionals. Oh, no. So when I go into the haunted houses, you know, I hate the movies, but haunted houses I'll do. And I love doing this. I actually go, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, you can't touch us.

Oh, I'm sure. And you get right in their face. You can't touch us. Oh, wow, that's scary. Hey, by the way, Vincent, that's how he enjoys a haunted house. When they jump out at him, he goes, nah, na, na, na, nah, you can't. touch me. Yeah. I wouldn't punch him in the balls when I was working. I don't care if he

got fired. I'm like, oh, really? Boom. Just let it rip. What a fucking asshole. It's like if he's not going to have fun, no one can have fun. Oh, no one can have fun. That's the rule of hanging out with Opie. No one can have fun. I'm out of the loop. Who is

this man he's talking to? I don't know. Okay. I really don't know. So this guy does impressions from like 40 years ago. He tries. Yeah. And Opey's like, wow, that's really amazing.

What's the big impression this guy does? He does Christopher Walkin, but he does that, like, he goes, wow. Yeah, yeah. He does Jay Moore doing Christopher Walken, which a lot of people do. I thought he was going to do the, I'm Christopher Walken, and this is how I talk. No, that would be kind of funny. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah.

Those are our voicemailers, you're thinking. Ah, right. All right. Can you stop this next clip, or should I let a rip. I don't think I can. I don't think I can. Jesus, he's got all these notes with the writings and stuff. I think it's not about this show

It's about I'd be the guy going Go fucking screw But we really need more money Because we're thinking You're thinking of what We're placing rugs in some of the hallways You know we got

We got what is that What do they say? They got like a they got like a slushed fund You know we're not only $10 billion in our slush funds So we've got to raise the maintenance charges To cover costs Yeah

I don't know if that would work in my apartment building. I'm still trying to get my landlord to put in a smoke detector in the hallway. There you go. There you go. There you go. Yep. You get it. He's landlords. Am I right? Opie's the every man. He really is. And Opie, you don't have to live there. I literally told Opie eight years ago, we started covering his podcast.

She should probably move out of Manhattan. There's no reason to be there anymore. You don't work there. It's expensive. Get out of there. But my kids. now as kids. And his family we assume they're alive. We don't know for sure. I assume. What do you mean we? You don't. You're a more optimistic person than I

am. In reality and I feel like we haven't seen them, we haven't heard from them. He doesn't talk about them like they're real and if this was your father or this was your husband and this is how he chose to enter the luxury condo in Manhattan that you lived in, I don't think you'd want

to hang around with him either. Listen to this. every way you come up for here we go in and out of this building side door we're the side door bitches and we go in the maintenance elevator I got people that live in this building

oh my God you go in the maintenance elevator oh Jesus what's wrong with you you know it might smell a little bad because that's how they bring the garbage down in the basement but you go up and down a lot faster instead of sitting in the lobby

online waiting to get in an elevator to get to your apartment. Wow. This is funny because it's well known that Howard Stern when he was working as serious before the pandemic had his own elevator and you couldn't be in the hallway when he was going to his

elevator and going down. This is Opie's version of that. Yes. He's also the only member of his family with nowhere to be at any time. And he's insisting they take the garbage freight elevator to his high-rise penthouse

because he doesn't want to wait in the lobby. Sometimes he takes the laundry shoot, which is actually even faster. That's quite telling, though, how he thinks about himself a little bit. I'll just take the garbage elevator. Yep. You're garbage. Human garbage. Yep.

Well played. All right, so that's what Opie is up to, everyone. Thank you, Adam, for putting that together. Speaking of my friend Adam Bush, I don't know if you guys have seen this, but Adam loves to waste his time. He goes on these shows in the Dabbleverse and Dabbleverse adjacent and he'll sit there and spend four hours with the likes of Joey C.

And Jenny Jingles was checking out this episode that Adam did with Joey C because we covered a little bit of it, but it's four hours. There's a lot. It's a lot to unpack. There's a lot to talk about. So Jenny, where are we starting off? What do you want to talk about with Adam and Joey? My first clip is just an example of Joey answering a question for five minutes without answering the question. Okay. You're explaining to me that you're the bombastic, reactive, full of heart, passionate person that can't help.

Too much passion. But also, you're really the mild, non-reactive, sober provider. Because even within the story about your time with the teams, you were the poor rich kid that could get along with all the classes. But also would tell the manager to go fuck himself and didn't do shit from anybody and stood up for himself. So which one is the real you? Because I think this is what paints that picture of him. I don't know if I can explain this to you the way that you can answer this question. This isn't sped up.

It's actual. That was 9x speed Because, man, you're describing two different people that can't be the same person. How do you reconcile that? And then he just talks to gibberish. He did never answer. Of course that. What he was talking about, I couldn't even tell you.

But my clip two, this is where the therapy begins, and Joey gets some hard truths from Adam. You said it. You said it, and I saw it. You were like, my mom's a liar, but she believed everything she said. And I'm watching you, and I know for a fact you believe everything you're saying as you say. Right, right. Even if it's the exact opposite of what you just said five minutes ago.

Right. But I agree what I just said to you. I said I could be, I could turn it off. I could, I could, if it was necessary, yes, I lied. If I, in the sense of everybody who's a normal person who just goes to work the nine to five job, who's a square guy. Yeah. In the sense of the hard line that you just drew about where drugs fell into your life and the hard separation it had between the house, the kids, and the drug addiction. And two seconds ago, you were like, I was high on crack and I came home. Right.

And I know no one said it to you. That doesn't mean they didn't know. And you're right, you know, I never thought of it. I never looked at it like that. And see, I'm all about learning more things about myself that maybe I don't, or reality that I buried it and I don't want to hear it. You're right. Now, keep in mind, this is Joey's show. Yes.

He's supposed to be interviewing him, and he is not. And he's getting therapy. And I know a ton about Joey C now. I didn't learn much about you, though. Well, he wasn't interested. No, I know. I could tell. I watch a four-hour thing. And then clip three, I think it speaks for itself.

But here's the thing. I'm automatically, no matter when I put that lie button on, am already done in the beginning to show that this is all going to be bullshit, because I am a convicted liar by law. I was charged by the federal government for making a false statement of federal agency. That was by charge why I went to prison. I'm a convicted liar. He's a convicted liar guy. Which is, I admit that 100%. But is it fair for them to think that

because I was a convicted liar, I'm going to be a liar all the time. That everything I say is a liar? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I think it's unfair to a point. They're going to question, you know. I answer all their questions, though. I don't hide nothing from them. I tell the, I answer their questions.

You know, I do. You told me, you're a straight shooter and a compulsive liar. So it's hard. Yeah. You're a straight shooter and a compulsive liar. letter. Thank you. That's what I've been trying to tell everyone. So I don't know why anybody wouldn't believe

anything I'm saying. He's insane. This next video clip is so funny because I don't know why Joey played it and neither just Adam. You'll see Adam be like, why are we watching this right now? Why are you bringing this to the show? Yeah. And he did the video. This is my confession to him admitting that

he was not lying and I was lying. And he caught me and he was right about everything. He looked. He Nika, niga, niga, niga, niga, niga, niga, I know what you're trying to get me to say. Nega, naga, don't be doing that. I'm an actor dude he invited on to a show to promote a project. Yeah. I know what you'd like.

Hope it might have been to draw some N-bombs on a video I previously recorded. Exactly. But the other thing that I noticed while the screen is up is what does he searching for because if your video has under 1,000 views, do this is one of the things he's looking at. Oh, interesting. Honking the Bobo.

He's watching MLC. And then fake booze versus real boobs is on the very, very bottom. If you scroll down, you got to scroll, yep, there it is. And Trump and the Joker. So I'm not sure, like, what is the search history? But I thought, I was like, what is he doing?

So we're all embarrassed by what YouTube shows us that we want to watch. Let's not judge. But he who throws the first stone of whatever that saying is. Something about glass houses. Something about that. All right. You want to talk about the settlement? Sure.

All right. I'll just play the clip back. If I want to change my, like I said, I don't believe anybody's personality can change 100%. Your person is boldest for you're a little child, and you are who you are. That's just the luck of the draw. What you've built yourself to be, that's who you are. But I believe people can change to be better. And I've made a lot of mistakes that, yes, people say you were a scumbag because you took FEMA money.

You and your wife took FEMA that could have belonged to a real family. When that was put to me like that in courtroom by the judge, it changed everything because he was right. What did it change? It changed the fact that I was a scumbag for what I did, because, I did take away from a mother that had four kids that probably got denied so I could go fucking spend it on drugs and gambling. That's what the change was for me. I was a scumbag.

That was a scumbag move. We took away from a mother that had no father, and there are four kids that put in a real legitimate claim and took that money from them. And that changed everything because it made me know, am I really a scumback? And I say, yes, I was. That was a scumback move.

I took that money, and I blew it on drugs and gambling. And that's what I blew it on. Joey, you just explained to me how those things were separated and there was no. But it was most of my life, but I'm telling you now as I'm older I'm getting the conscience, something I've never experienced in my younger years. I feel...

I did the conscience start because the coma thing was recently and then I remember the one and a half a whole... You were getting millions of dollars coming in from that settlement. So, Joey's continuing to lie about everything I think is what Anna was pointing out. It's like, I'm a changed person. Now I would never do that. The coma was fake.

He hasn't really learned anything, I don't think. Or maybe he has, I don't know. I mean, he's a sympathetic character in a way, but he's also a compulsive liar, so I don't know how to feel. Yeah, no, he's not a sympathetic character because he started this bit with people don't change. They're not going to change. There's nothing you could do.

But me, I'm a changed man. I would never do that. That's from my past, this is different. He just said that, and he contradicts himself within the same sentence, which means he thinks we're stupid. Well, you might be more sympathetic, clip seven. Before we move on to clip seven,

But I just want to let Joey off the hook for this one. Taking money from the government is fine. They print it. They literally print fucking money. Take all the money from the government. If they put you in prison for it, fuck them. Trying to get away with it as best you can. Yeah, no, I'm glad you brought that up.

Because what he says is, you know, I was on crack and meth around my family, but they didn't know. Yeah. I didn't know. But I was sad. My heart is broken over this. I took money from FEMA. A couple I've made up that didn't get a FEMA trailer.

Right. It breaks his heart and causes him. It doesn't make any fucking sense. We're trillions of dollars in debt. But he won't learn sign language for his death daughter. That's beyond. This is getting mean. All right.

This is Joey getting upset. I've been a horrible person my whole life. This is what's so fascinating, Joey. You are so unique and so entertaining and so different that anyone else, everyone, especially in these... Everyone in this dabbleverse, they rail against wide. they're not like what you're describing and why what you're saying is not true and they spend hours explaining to you why you're wrong. With every point you go out of your way to explain to a T exactly why you agree and why that's true and then immediately demonstrate the opposite behavior

in the next sentence where you're lying still. And everything you're pointing to is the day where everything changed and that day continues to be from 30 years ago to 20 seconds ago. And all of that is, by the way, fine, no one is better or above. We're just trying to figure out what kind of show this is and why people are in the chat trolling you if so far everything they've said is true, but we need to give you a year or two to process it and then we can come back and get the show that we were promised or won. This is about two and a half hours into a four hour show that Adam did sit through and was super patient, by the way. I don't know what show is though either. I feel like it's Joey's

therapy. And it reminds you that this is a show that reviews podcasts and all of this started because he was like, what do you think of my podcast? And five hours later, he still doesn't want to talk about it. Yeah, well, you're trying, and I do give you credit for that. I'm doing the best I can. Yeah. Thank you. My last clip

is, does Joey want to be funny? Or does he not want to be funny? One of the biggest things that are said in the chair about me, I don't think I'm funny. I know I'm not funny. I never claimed to be funny. And it's the same thing with John. You're funny when you don't try to be funny. I've had funny moments when I don't try. But I don't really don't try to because I know I fail at it. But people say in the chat room, I'm trying to get to say this the right way is people, Joey don't understand the difference between people laughing with him and laughing at him. That's true? I think it's true. I really do.

I guess it just only matters if you can. Exactly. If you don't want to read the chats, don't read the fucking chats. That's all you have to do. And if you don't like what they're saying, put it out of your mind. Because you don't really know them unless you actually met them. But if you actually met them, they probably like you. By the way, Joey sees the next president of the United States. I want to remind everyone. He will be the next president.

He is actively running, so everybody... He is right now, yeah. Yeah, so donate to the cause. He's not a funny guy, but we have a very funny president now, so that's fine. We can take a break for a little while. Let's vote for Joey C. Great. Is Stuccio going to be his VP?

No. Suthering John is not good for the voting booth. That would be very bad. So, Adam, later on in the show, he was talking about some of your projects that you've done. I want you to, I think this is the best way to approach this. What do you think his question is? I know what it is, but I want you to listen to this and just give me a guess is what you think

he's trying to ask me. So, I mean, Jay Hostit leaving the Chicago PD because he felt that it was a roadblock, he couldn't take the character no far. That's what he, the statement he made to the fans after he was off for some time. But he still went to work for Dick Wolf because I see Dick Wolf was a great boss.

If you leave one show, he usually puts you with another show, he's got so many of them. And that was his thing. And then, you know, I speculated that him and Haley were dating in real life, and now there's pictures of them. being romantic out in the vacation, you know, and she left the show and went to one of Dick Wood's show. But how was the general set?

Did you, the day you filmed, were a lot of them there? Was it, I'm pretty sure that when you're doing scenes, it's usually the call day of the people that are in that scene, right? Usually the other people are not all there. Sometimes they are. Did you meet the whole cast or just the people you were doing the scene when? Is this Harrison Blake Young? Yeah, it sounded like a Harrison Young question. much so. Spit it out. What's

the answer? Any guesses? So what do you think he was trying to ask you, Adam? Anybody? I heard Dick Wolf. Uh-huh. It was about Dick Wolf. Get it closer to the fucking microphone. I'm not going to ask you again. It was about Dick Wolf.

Dick Wolf. Did you get to see Dick Wolf and this woman he was supposedly dating at the time? Maybe not. Was it two and a half men? See, no one knows. No. It's about the show Chicago PD. Adam had a role, a cameo, whatever, on Chicago PD, and Joey's a fan.

And he's a fan. And all he asked was, who'd you get to work with? Who did you meet? That was the question. Who'd you get to work with it? It's six words. It's really fast, but that was what you get. Well, he's very excited.

As you imagine, Dick Wolf, he's very excited about law and order. Adam also was on Law and Order. The original series. Let's not forget about that. Yeah, this is a fucking... Wait until you see how it makes Joey C. feel. Yeah, Joey C's very excited about this. I would take that and try to take that away.

I just think he's... I love the Dickville family. I think everything he does is awesome. And I'm just glad to talk with somebody that was on a show. You got my dick hard on this one, and I haven't had a hard on it. I just want to tell you that.

I have to do the Law & Order with Jerry Orbach. Yeah. Whenever I watch Law & Order, my dick, it's hard. Makes sense. Why not? All right. We have one more clip on here from this interview. Just let it play?

No setup for this. Nope. And I'm taking a trip down memory lane to, it's more for me to figure out where I went wrong. And I remember everything pretty good, and I'm going to stop at different places. Some places are long gone. But I just want to try to find out what mistake cost me the most of my life.

from a childhood. Do you think I should, do you think I should, did I should film that? My question to you, I wasn't, I wasn't going to go live, I was going to just put it on film and maybe break it up and edit it and, you know. Work on the, the, I don't know, man. I didn't handle it well. I did not, I didn't handle that last minute. You were exhausted. What were you supposed to do is hour three and a half. I was like, we're out of time, Joe. Yeah, right. See each other next week.

Do they I think I should dwell on the past some more? Yeah, man, that's probably going to help you out. Why not? Just don't call your ex. I don't know what she says. Showy-see is fascinating, but my favorite part of watching all of this a few times is how he broke you. He broke you. I tried so hard to keep it together.

No. By the end, you're just like, I don't fucking know. I had nothing. I don't know. Is this over? I'm embarrassed by that last moment. I have to share it with you all. Well done, Anna.

We appreciate the work that you put into this. Yeah, well, man. And I can vouch for Jenny Jingles watching a four-hour show multiple times. I'm trying to get out the cream of the crop. She's been in a bad mood. Jenny Jingles, everybody. One more time for her. Jen, if you want to grab me one more cold beverage, I wouldn't be mad at you.

Think about it. At this time, I want to bring up Lucy Tightbox as joining the show. It's here for Lucy. I was watching, so Lucy got into town today, and she got right on the live stream, the 48-hour live stream, Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel, by the pool, and I was watching that today as I was prepping for the show. And Lucy informed Chrissy about this lull suit and the New York Post. article, and Chrissy's first thought was, was I mentioned in the article?

Well. She thinks she invented the devil verse. She also... Did Chrissy invent the devil verse? I'm confused by this. I know what's happening. I would like to point out that she also at one point asked the question. So if I hadn't invented the dabble verse, that means Carl and Chulie

wouldn't be getting sued? That is what she said. It's very cute. Yes, Chrissy. You know the reason why all this is happening? I answered her yes. I blamed her. I blamed her. No, no, no, that is the way to go. I really suck. Let her think that she actually is the person who started making fun of Suttering John and the reason why all this exists. Why not? It's fun. It's a fun thing for people to believe. But thank you, Lucy, for coming into town today because I want to talk about Stuttering John, who is a stunt boy.

Remember, when he was on the Howard Stern Show, he was the Howard Stern Show's call screener and stunt boy. He wasn't a writer. He was never a writer. He's not a comedic talent. Anthony, in his rebuttal this week, said, John, if you're a great comic, collaborate with someone, create a bit, come up with something, prove that you're a comedic talent. And so John came up with something on Wednesday night that's pretty hilarious.

Yep. He ate Campbell's soup. So you know what I love about this clip so much, Carl? I'd love to know. That's a very short list. Talent is mimicking talent. This is, do you remember when Aaron was eating soup? Oh, yeah, you're right. Aaron was eating soup right around Hackamania One.

He was just sitting and eating microwave soup and describing to us how many minutes he was microwaving it for. And that is exactly how John started. us off. Amazing. So John is eating soup on his show, and then he goes on to explain why he has to eat soup once he started up his live stream.

Didn't eat anything. All my protein drinks are gone. I was like, all right. And then I schedule on my show for 515. If I didn't get back, I was just on the phone with fucking Verizon for about another hour today.

then I had a problem with Stream Yard I had to figure out because I kept changing my payment method It's cool And he kept saying Like It won't work All right so

There's a lot of A lot going on right now John is out of protein shakes That's why he's drinking Eating soup Of course Because he's very wealthy and welled do. So what am I going to have for dinner?

A protein drink or soup from the supermarket? So it's not an homage to Eddie Murphy at the end of coming to America. It is not. With his classic Taste the soup bit. Also, the idea that he's on the phone with Verizon for an hour, this is like an old person thing.

This is like my mom tells me this kind of thing. She's like, oh my God, I was on the phone with Verizon and Spectrum all day today. It's like, no one uses the phone to communicate with companies anymore. Only old people eat soup and tell you about John is like such a weird old man And then when he admits that he can't

So he's paying for stream yard This is big news by the way The fact that he's paying for stream yard again Means he's all in We're gonna see John every day from now on This is he's back So he's paying for stream yard again And he admits right there

They couldn't figure out how to pay for it Which means he doesn't own a credit card Well he knew how to He just couldn't get it right He couldn't get it to work It means he doesn't have a card with enough room on it to pay for it. He doesn't have a credit card

that would be accepted. Money. Money. He doesn't have money. Stop. Stop pussy footing around it. He doesn't have money. That's a crazy thing for a 59-year-old man to say. Like, hey, I tried to pay for a thing and I couldn't. What? And the Verizon thing, he comes back

around to you and explains he was trying to get his bill down to $75 a month. And I guess eventually he did. His bill? It's not his bill. It's his mother's bill. She was probably pretty upset with him. Oh, Johnny, we're spending a lot of this Verizon. Stop texting that Kate Meaney.

She's looking. She does what's going on. Unlimited ends at 9 p.m. Come on. Remember those days? How old are you? All right. So he gives a response to Anthony Coomia's takedown.

Now, we played it on the show last week that John decided to go after Anthony, which was a really bad decision because then Anthony was very cool, calm, collective. and explained all the reasons why John's a fucking loser and really just mapped it out very succinctly. And so John's got a sweet comeback for that. I'm going to tell you and show you the evidence, very big on evidence. But I'm going to show you the text

from my good buddy Vince where Pokemon Mike was begging Vince to get me to reconcile with him. Vince asked me, Polka Mike wants to know how much it would cost him for you to talk to him again. And

I said $1,000, non-negotiable. A thousand soup. Vince says Poker Mike will only give you $100. I said, nope. Wow. John thinks this is a brag. Vince, the lawyer, who's always fucking with John.

I've been saying this for years. Vince is always trolling John. John goes, yeah, you're right. And he goes, no, he's not. And he goes, yeah, yeah, you're right. And he goes, no, you're not. So apparently, his proof that Poker Mike, who I hung out with all,

all night last night. We played poker, and we had this conversation about this exact thing. Vince was making up a story that Mike wants to be friends with John. He doesn't. He hates John. John took his money. When they went over to Anthony's house to play poker, John only brought $40 for a $100 game, and then needed more money because he lost all of his money and made Mike go to the ATM to get more money for him that he never paid back. All of this is true. All of this is documented. But in John's mind, he's like, this is proof that poker Mike wants to be my buddy again. because Vince said so. And you know how cool I am?

I said I'll do that for $1,000. I need $1,000 to talk to a dude. That's how friendships work. That's how that works. It sure is. He doesn't realize how pathetic he sounds when he's talking about this stuff. All right, so he's got more evidence here

that obviously Mike wants to be his buddy. I'm going to tell you and show you the evidence very big on evidence Oh, is that the one I just played? But I'm going to show you But it's classic Can't watch it too many times, right? No, he actually does show the texts

There you go Okay Hey dude Poke Mike is truly sorry It misses your family, etc. How much to buy back Your love? I'm asking for him And I told you I wouldn't

And I told you I would convey A thousand I say Non-negotiable It's the least He can do considering his betrayal. Why do you talk that way? So he's showing text

between him and Vince, not between him and Mike. She would think Mike, if he wanted to be his buddy, it would be the one who would reach out with us, and Vince is always fucking with John. And I realize why all of this doesn't make any sense is because I skipped over this clip that I meant to play talking about his rebuttal to Anthony Kubia.

I know that. arrested for domestic violence guy who has a mugshot was pockmocks all his face and plugs and as a girlfriend as a stormed tantal night but

I know that that person did a whole show trashing me failed to mention how I got him on the tonight show with Jay Leno though isn't that weird like they failed to mention that

it's astounding to me because I know knew that John was a writer, a correspondent, the announcer, Jay Leno's muse. I knew a lot of the jobs he had. I didn't realize booking agent was also one of the jobs that John had. And the thing that John doesn't realize or fails to mention is that the reason why Opie and Anthony were on the tonight show with Jay Leno is because Jay Leno hates Howard Stern and vice versa. That's also the reason why Suttering John was on this night show with Jay Leno. It was all just this to piss each other off. I'll have

on Howard's biggest competition, I'll hire away guys from his show. All of that was just a revenge fuck. You know, I've never understood guys in their sword fighting, but tonight I've learned that you guys are sniffing each other's armpits, you're paying each other money to hang out. I don't understand any of it, but apparently it's real.

Bros being bros. Yeah, okay. All right. It's guy stuff. You'll never understand. You'll never understand. Stay out of it, Lucy. It's not for you. All right. He fails, you know, he talks about how Anthony fails to mention that he supposedly helped him get on the Tonight Show. You failed to mention that you did the Anthony Coomia show

like a dozen times for free. So this sudden $1,000 price tag seems a little insincere. It would feel like a betrayal. Also, I love when he's like, look at this person who showed me kindness. Look at this. They were showing me love. What a loser.

Can you believe it? They were like, let's bury the hatching and be friends. What a fucking moron. Things are going to do that for under 500 bucks? One of the idiots. So it's so funny because I didn't see this episode And I get into the hotel last night And I'm talking to Anthony

And he's like, yeah, I was calling and texting John All last night during his show And fucking with him I was like, oh really? That's fun So this is when Ann starts calling Senator John Oh, Mike truly misses your family He truly misses you

please oh here comes dude I'm sorry I'm supposed to change this number he truly misses you yeah so he sees and Anthony's gone I'm supposed to block this guy

whoops and Anthony just continued to call him and text him and just fucked with him during the entire stream until finally he went and just blocked him he can't afford to pay his Verizon bill or whatever the heck cricket he's on He is absolutely not getting his number changed at any point soon.

No, he doesn't mean he's going to get his number changed. He never gets his number changed. He doesn't... He wouldn't do that. His mom wouldn't be confused. She wouldn't know what to do. So, all right, let's talk about what Vince told John. Because as we know, Vince is always telling the truth.

That's only one of the times. If Vince gives me permission, I'll send the multiple times. that Vince keeps asking me on Pokemon's behalf, according to Vince. And Vince, last I checked, is a lawyer. Uh, yeah. Legally? So that means he's definitely telling you the truth.

You know, you know, lawyers are always telling you the truth and stuff. So that must be a real fact. I don't know how he keeps stepping on this rake. How does he keep something on the VTL rake? every fucking time. It's insane. It's really... So Homer Simpson, season three

to season seven, just got dumber. Like every episode. So little dear like, now it's getting cartoonish. Well, I guess that makes sense. My point is... A caricature of himself.

John is cartoonishly stupid about his friendship with Vince the lawyer. How is it possible? Then he's just like, well, Vince told me this thing, so it must be true. Here's the text message right here.

I can show you. to text messages from Vince the lawyer. I don't take any of them seriously. It's similar to the relationship a man like him would have with a stripper in a strip club. Yes. They want to believe. Yeah.

They need to. Yes. Because there's nothing else happening. She almost made contact with my crotch. I think she's really into me. I think in this instance she's really into you. Yes. She missed me last night.

She wondered why I wasn't there. All right. This right here, this clip is neither here nor there, but it's so insane. When you think about this man's almost 60 years old, on October 4th, he'll be a 60-year-old man and this is what he's doing at night-time.

This is a nighttime stream. By the way, this is a zero sugar monster energy drink in case you guys are checking at home. I don't have the home game. Normally, after

you eat, even if it's a small meal of soup. For me, I don't know about you. I get tired. Skow! John's going to die. Right? I mean, the alcoholism is one thing.

With the fact that he's an energy drink after a bowl of soup at 8 p.m? Fuck. He's not mixing them together yet. It's fine. Yeah. Can you imagine just pouring the energy drink into the soup? I thought he was starting an ad read. I like the viscosity.

I'm starting an ad read. This is a monster energy drink because when you're like me, if you're like me, promo code retod. It's incredible. He needs an energy drink after he's done eating the soup.

And then he explains, you know, Clay is obviously trolling him at this point, which I love. Clay Dabbler is just trolling, John. Clay Dabler, John saving us from boredom. Thank you, Clay. Did you like my soup eating?

Bits go! Did you like my... I think he said soup-y-ding. My soup-a-ding bit. My soup-e... He thought that was a bit? He started the show eating a bowl of soup. He's just like,

that's a pretty good bit, wasn't it? Yeah, well, he recently started off also picking the lint off of his shirt, right? That was a good bit. That was a pretty good bit. Dude! Wait until they see all this lint on my ass off. Later on, I'll ironically check off.

It's a pretty good bit. So then he goes into his top 20 guitarist. Who gives a fuck who John thinks is a good guitarist? He's such an idiot, and he pulls up the Rolling Stone article, the top 250 guitarists, and in typical John fashion, I don't know who that is. That person is pretty good, actually. I don't know what that is.

I mean, the Rolling Stone listicles, it's a waste of everyone's time. They're trying to fuck you up. So then, thankfully, he brings up Looney Tunes Critic. I haven't heard about Looney Tunes Critic in a while. You know, he's been out of the dabble verse. I have. Oh, you have? I mean, I keep hearing about him.

Well, you're going to hear about him again right here. Looney Tunes Critic is now into the, let's insult the Duke business. Here's a $5 bill. Put it on a fishing line. You hack. Thank you. Thank you. Looney Tunes critic, you're still hitting on

on Jenny Jingles or if you were hitting on, or no, that's stop. What? This is how I find out about it? I'm sorry, I didn't me do that, sir. I don't know what we do spitting, so I'm using my basement. So anyway, apparently

Lutonitich critic was hitting on Jenny Jigels. This is the best thing I've heard all day. That's wild. I'm so sorry, Carl, but I'm the happiest I've ever been. Do you want a shirt? I'll give you a shirt. All right. Thank you, Ben.

All right, so John's still getting fucked with by Anthony. He decides he needs to put an end to that. Where is this? I'm trying to see where this pocky is so I can get rid of them. I don't know where out there he is. All right. There, I don't need his pocket face in here.

I got to block Pocky said the winner Let me find this guy I can't even find him in my chat But I need to block him because he's bothering me Lucy this is bad news for you Oh no Yeah I know this is going to be pretty devastating But I don't really have any thought on it

I don't know these people I don't even know this Lucy person I know everyone thinks that I watch any of this nonsense. I don't. Devastating. I'm never going to recover from this. I know. That's rough. He doesn't know this loosey person. He doesn't watch any of this stuff.

He refuses to acknowledge my existence. He has never acknowledged my existence. He never will. He doesn't watch. He doesn't know about it. That's clearly the reason. That's clearly the reason. Because obviously if you're not watching this stuff, we're not paying attention to it, you would definitely sue those people for $600,000. You know, that's what I do when I'm not paying attention to something.

I'm like, I should probably get a lawsuit going against SpongeBob I'm not watching it, but maybe I can sue him for something. Let's see what we can do. Yeah, why not? All right, so Anthony keeps trying to call John and John is a

giant pussy. Okay, so apparently that person no, I don't want to talk to fucking Pocky and I'm not talking to fucking poke a mic. Let him fucking, you know, get on his knees for Pocky. I don't want to

talk to either one. Vince, I love you, pal, but I'm not talking. I'm not talking to Poker Mike. It's not happening, ever. I'm talking to the internet. I mean, now he's up there and all set to trash me. After he's begged me, Vince, could I show him more to text, please? All right.

So Vince is like, hey, man, Anthony's trying to call you right now, and Poker Mike is there at Chrissy Mayor's content, no tell. have him on the show and John's such a pussy boy that he's just like nope there's no way I let them on and it's the same thing that Aaron Amhole does he's trying to control the narrative if one of these people actually came on his show it would destroy it would tear everything down

all this facade that they've created if you don't want people to know about your personal life or your family you just don't talk about it if he doesn't want to address or talk to these people why is he giving a monologue directly to them into the camera. He only wants

to speak to them from the safety of this situation. He knows anything they say as a rebuttal, he'll just crumble. Yeah. So he's the one who started this again as he always does. First blood. He started all of this. And then as soon as they respond, he's just like, nope, we're done here. I don't know anything to do

with that. And then John had the gall to call Anthony boring. Remember we were playing the clips of him, Anthony's explaining his schedule and why we... I haven't seen. Anthony eats soup on camera I don't think ever. Yeah, right. There's always tomorrow.

So John calls Anthony boring and then does this on his show, and I have spouted up. This is him texting with Vince the lawyer. 4x speed. This is four times if you're watching his show.

He can't move that fast. Okay, second. Yeah, this is way too efficient for John. all right he says yes so i could show more that was all just to be able to show more texts that came from a known liar who's fucking with john and trolling him to prove that poker mike wants to be his buddy

this is like the whole point of this episode it's insane and he acts like he's above this shit i'm gonna be honest i think after today him and vtl are fighting again oh yeah let's talk about that so vince came on his show tonight And that show has been taken off the internet. It sure has. Pretty quickly.

Immediately. Because what did Vince do at the end of the show? It ended very, very abruptly when Vince gave us all a hard arc. Yikes. Vince was on John's channel dropping end bombs. He was very much trolling again. He was very much trying to mess with John again. And this is after John cannot appreciate enough how much this guy is so trustworthy.

I know. And as soon as John goes, Vince, I love you, you're a good friend. That's when Vince fucking goes as hard as possible. Juggler. The jugular. He's not his friend. Every time. Every time in the jugular.

All right. So then John's reading the text thread with Vince, and he finally realizes something about his show. Let's see. I read that one. I don't think he asked me again. Let me see. Not reading that one. Uh.

Let me see, he asked me one more time at least. I know this might be boring. Yeah, you think? Finally, he realizes this is boring. John, this is what boring is. You scrolling to your phone looking for a text message from a guy. Oh, shit. Suss.

This is funny. He pretends not to know what this means. Adam is saying, some people are saying you are related to Danny the veto. Why? I don't know Maybe because I'm short No, that's not it The reason why people are saying

You're related to Danad de Bino is because this is what your sister looks like So these people are trolling John Aren't you related to Danad of Bino I don't know where you get that idea I know The chat was fucking with him so hard

John is all the way back into the dabbler So like I say he's paying for Stream Yard again He loves those two and five dollars super chance to come in and just fuck with him. Yeah, whatever. The chat was, only a loser would brag about

getting a pension. He goes, ah, okay, well. It got me there. And then this is my favorite. John calls this a zinger. But I disagree that this is a zinger. I think it's better than that. El Diablo.

With the zinger, what a garbage show. Is this you trying your best to entertain us? If it explains, the woman explains it? The woman explains it. So let me just finish that. It says it explains where your career has failed. That's what John stopped reading. But let's see what his rebuttal is to this, what he calls he zinger.

Explains it? The woman explains it. I would call this the truth. Is that it? El Diablo? Should I explain it? Okay. I'll explain it.

What an idiot. You're such a fucking dumb ass. But the funniest part about is the whole hypocrisy of it all. You've been watching me now for one hour and 52 minutes. Let me point something else out too. John's like honed in and explains it. This sentence is worded correctly. if it is it explains why your career failed

he's trying to clown this guy for grammar yes and everything is worded correctly oh that explains it that explains yeah yeah it does it does explain hypocrisy of it all you've been watching me now for one hour and 52 minutes but yet you say it's

a garbage show then let me ask a Socratic question to you. Please Google it if you don't understand. Why are you watching? You're a clown.

Everyone's watching because you suck. And I want to explain this to John. I'm sure he knows this. Way more people watch John through the Uncle Rico show and who are these podcasts than watch him directly because they know that we'll curate the best parts of his buffoonery.

The fact that he's just like, well then why are you watch? people watch a lot of trade racks we we uh i flew into the scranton airport and jingles was kind enough to pick me up on the way and there was a bunch of traffic and we couldn't understand why all these cars were so slow finally we saw it was an accident we're like we don't really care we got to go and as we approached the accident of course we looked and it was insane like we almost stopped the car we're like i've never seen a car upside down with the tailpipe up it was a catastrophe that's something we slowed down

to enjoy we weren't looking at it like boy that's what a great thing what a genius it's like George Carlin's old bit can you bring the body out my wife can't see it yeah that's great all right at this time we're going to play a game

Lucy you're going to hang with us I want to bring someone up from the audience to poca debler we have any volunteers to poke a debor I'm seeing you in the front here Do you want to come up? All right, let's go.

You have a seat right here. So the first thing I wanted to say about this guy is he probably gave himself herpes by sucking his own dick. But his dick would have to have the hurt. All right, fair enough. What's your name? Sarah. Sarah. So nice to meet you.

Thanks for coming to the show. Thanks for being here this week. My husband brought me here today. We drove up from Connecticut. Thank you. What's your husband's name? Sean. Thank you for being here. Thanks for driving. Sarah to be with us tonight. This is very exciting. Have you ever poked a dabbler before? Have I ever done what? You ever poked a dabbler before?

Poked a what? Sean's not listening. We just have you ever... I honestly, I didn't hear what you said. The last thing you said. Oh. All right. We're going to poke. We're going to try to poke a dabbler. This is the game that we're playing. It's self-explanatory. You'll get it right away. I think I can understand that. Yeah, let's get into it. There's no actual pokey. Oh, the dad. Hello, cunts. And welcome to the content hold.

Oh, dad. Sarah, I'm going to need you to shut the fuck up. I'm playing the game now. I know we're all having fun. It's very loose and free. No one's here. Everyone thinks we're just hanging out of someone's living room. It's a potato, but it's a serious potato.

Hello, cuntz. And welcome to the content hold. Oh, content. That don't make no sense. Take two Hello, cons And welcome to the Content Hotel

I'm Cardiff Electric And it's time for everyone's favorite new game show To poke A dabbler What do you say, ladies and gentlemen And out of bush Are you ready

To poke A dabbler? Thanks for bucks. Okay, at the hottest rank. Who would you want to smash the most? At least John Devin, Chrissy Mayer, and Beth Stern. Wow. Well, you know, I probably have all of them.

I'm not a redhead person, but I like Chrissy. But I would say Best Stern. But then again, Howard's been in there. Oh, but then Lisa Benji's been in there. And then Diesel. And fucking. Who's the other two dudes? Oh, David Blaine.

And that other fucking guy, Ethan Hawk. And Howard's not hung that well, and I'm way better looking. Yeah, best term. Definitely Beth. Scowler! Yeah, definitely, bad. Hands down. See, I'm one of the guys.

I don't get how all you idiots are always like best-thern, is ugly. Best Stern is fucking beautiful. Inside and out. I will never, you will never ever catch me saying something bad about Beth Stern. Ever. Ever.

Never. She's a sweetheart. She's beautiful. She's kind. I think Howard should have gave her a baby, but Howard's too much of a fucking ego-moniacal narcissist. I feel sad for Beth on that, but she chose Howard over children. Hey, that was her choice.

She knew who was the choice she was making. Me personally, if you get a piece of ass like Beth Stern, and she says, I'd like to have a baby. Have it, Howard! What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, you can afford it. B, you have a chef.

Next. You have extra better. bedrooms. Four, you can get a hot nanny. And lastly, you won't have to change any diapers. And lastly, too, just do it. To pull a dabbler. Wow, okay, this is a tough one.

You can get a hot nanny's too funny for him to come up with. So I am going to go with, you want it to change any diaper. Lastly, you want it to change any diapers. What say you, Sarah? B. B, you have a chef. I like that. That is funny.

It is something funny that you would say. Adam Bush. Yeah, I'm going to go with next. You have extra bedroom. That is funny as well. Lucy. We're going to hit the spread here because I'm going for Hot Nanny. We're going with Hot Nanny.

All right. Producer Chris. And I went with Lastly, too. Just two. You need to just do it. You have a chef. All right. What do you guys think?

Someone had to. What do we got? What do we got? audience. Number one, four, two, no one knows. Wow, this is all over the map. Well, that was everyone. Cardiff's good. Cardiff's good at this game. Me,

personal. If you get a piece of ass like Beth Stern, and she says, I'd like to have a baby. Have it, Howard. You have a chef. Yay! Yay!

Amazing. Amazing. Well done. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Please, you don't got to do jack shit. You get babysitters. Fuck yeah.

Fuck. Don't be so selfish. Be amigo. That is the dumbest possible thing. The chef. That is the dumbest thing ever, and that's why you said it. But what a chef do?

The mix soup. that's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler by cunts sit you sit

good dog thank you for having me give it up for Sarah and Sean thank you for bringing Sarah out she's amazing you definitely crushed it and thank you all so much for coming out to Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel

we'll be hanging out for the rest of the weekend we're actually doing WTP live tomorrow in the live stream at 2 p.m. Hopefully all these... All the material, all new stuff. All different stuff. Yeah, we're not going to repeat this, that's for sure. But yeah, I think all these fine people will be joining us. Maybe not all of them, but some of them will definitely be joining us.

Anthony will be back in town. So he'll be on with us tomorrow. Unfortunately, Anthony had to run to New York City to go to a gala with President Trump tonight. Okay. I guess that's more important than WATP. It is. It actually is way more important than WATP.

He made the right decision on that. So, producer Chris, you just looked at me and I just realized I'm probably forgetting something. Before I wrap things up, is there something I forgot to do? You did great, man. What? Yeah. Me?

Yeah, you. Say it again. You're up for Carl, right? Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Guys, thank you so much for coming out. On behalf of producer Chris and Adam Busch and Lucy Typebox and Jenny Jingles and Chrissy Mayer, I want to say Gugia. Starting in the mush bit of morning radio.

And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Who fucking cares? I can't fucking take it

I learned it by watching you Thanks a lot, Carl You Your podcast stinks He's a fag No one told me that was gonna be boasting You stupid fucking blah-a-mouthed Jeez Louise

Yeah, I like no shit Sherlock Be more funny And that's the way The news goes You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know I don't get it. Makes no sense.

Rich boss coming up next. If you got tickets, stick around for that. I'll be here. Hackling him. Motherfucker. Thanks again, guys. Great night.