Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep655 - Stuttering John Drunk BONUS (w/ Anthony Cumia & Chrissie Mayr)

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

After getting a little bit of sleep, Adam, Chris, Jen, and I went over to the streaming room at Chrissie Mayr's Content Hotel to go over John's drunken stream from the night before. This episode is a bit different than usual. We go through Stuttering John’s two shows from Friday that came before and after his date that was over two hours from his house and resulted in zero sex. Anthony Cumia hops on to discuss his time at the WABC gala the night before and chat about Joe Piscopo, StutJo, and Opie. Megan comes on with another round of “Is It Gay?” Also, Chrissie drops by to discuss everything that was going on at the content hotel over the past few days.  Anthony Cumia’s network - https://censored.tv/ Chrissie’s YouTube page - https://www.youtube.com/user/ChrissieMayr  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-A-T-P. Hello, lovely to Bethlehem. Welcome to. emergency episode of who are this podcast, the only show making content at the content hotel. I'm your host, Carol, the $600,000 man. And with me today, as they were last night, we have the great Adam Bush, the lovely Jenny Jingles, and the tolerable producer, Chris. Welcome, guys.

Thanks for being here. Thanks for having us. This is going to be kind of a makeshift episode. We just did an episode last night that hasn't come out yet. So if you're looking for it, it's not on the feed, but we are working on that. It will be on the feed and we'll get videos out on our YouTube channel from the show that we did in the theater. What was the name of that theater that we played last night? Marty's Lounge.

Marty's Lounge. How did I forget that? So we'll have the video and audio coming out of that. But we're also doing the stream. Here we are at Chrissy's Content Hotel. I think we just probably broke in during beer pong. I hope people aren't upset. Maybe they had money on the beer pong tournament.

Hopefully that's not the case. but here we are live and appreciate you guys watching the show free schizo yeah schizo shan was trespassed uh i don't know all the details about it i just uh heard because i was talking to we were hanging out on friday night we were playing poker well he was watching me play poker but that's not the point i was talking to schizshaun quite a bit on friday night and he's really stoked for the w tp live show and everything else and i was like hey where did that guy go and uh apparently got to a fight or something do you guys know the story well if he's said he took a sip of a drink and that's the last thing he remembers until being woken up in a

random hotel room by the staff telling him that he had to go. But he got the whole thing on you got to talk to the mic, Adam. I'm not going to tell you that. He recorded the whole thing on video and audio. Oh, he recorded the whole thing. Yeah, he got the whole thing. Of him getting kicked out. Yeah, of everything that was happening here and everything going on because Merche knows journalism. Beautiful. Well, I'm forward to seeing that. Skits-O-Shahn is amazing. Of course, He's the guy who captured the Steeltoe 11th anniversary show at Stoney's. And so without Schizzo, Sean, how would we know how hilarious that episode was of Steeltoe? So thank goodness, he was there to capture that.

We need him on those front lines and look forward to what he's reporting back. We do appreciate that. So I'm going to tell you what today's show is going to be. I got up late today. I think the rest of us. I think all was stumbled out of that a little bit later than planned. But that's okay because Senator John did two shows yesterday. And the second one went till 3 a.m.

So there is a lot to discuss. There's a lot to get into. Also, I think review girl Megan's going to come on for another round of, Is It Gay? Fantastic. Later on in the show, looking forward to that. And I know everyone in the chat is going, yeah, but can we super chat you, Carl? Yes, you can.

We are allowing superchats on the show. Slamp Peace Forever, Mommy, with Two Box. I love that. The expression is brew ha-ha-ha, not brew hubbub, fuck-o. All right. good points thank you uh two k and sam reddit steel toe begging show for best aaron coverage all right there is the steel toe begging show on red it is also just uh r slash steel toe it's another option but uh check them all something something will rise to the top mr white five bucks

s j and opi might be there same level of insane might be the oh there might be the same level this is very far away from me i'm doing my best to repeat this uh reddit steel toe begging show better than the original wow better than the original better than steel to boring show that's gonna be tough that's gonna be tough to live up to that all right you guys want to get into this yeah okay because what happened was uh john did a show and he had clay dabbler on and then vtl joined the stream so we're john is just all the way back in he's paying for stream yard now so he's definitely streaming every day streamed twice yesterday And he's got back to Vince on the show and Vince trolling him and him not understanding that he's being trolled and not understanding how to control his own show.

So I just want to play a couple clips from the end of John's show with Vince. And then we'll get into, he went on a date and then came back and then was drinking and then did a show with Nasty Neal and Mule came on as well. So the date went great. Did he discuss that? Yes, Jen. Jen grabbed the first 12 minutes of the episode where he discusses that. But let's start off by seeing how the episode ended with Vince. John, I turned on your show the other day.

You showed your refrigerator. It was the funniest fucking thing I've seen in like a long time. Just the fact that you thought about doing it, you're begging for money to do. And then you just look in your refrigerator and you have no shame either. That's the beautiful beer. And that's it. So you see right there, this is Vince trolling, John. Yeah, you're doing that for money.

embarrassing yourself. You have no shame, even though it looks like shit. You just have bush light in there, but you're showing it for money. And he says it in the way that John goes, yeah, yeah, I'm pretty great, aren't I? But also he does this thing where he immediately shits on Shulie in the same sentence, which negates everything that was just said. That's the beautiful, it's all beer, and that's it. You put on Shulie's show, and the first like 60 minutes are, I don't even know what they're doing. So that's, that's the formula right there. It's also a good classic good cop, bad cop with Clay doing that. It was clean, though.

It was clean, given that. Oh, dude, both of these guys are trolling, John, at this point, which is so fucking awesome. It's so amazing. So this is a great question because John's talking about this date that he has to go and guys, I got to go. I got to date. You know, I got to get out of here. So Vince wants to know about John's love life. And don't we all, aren't we all fascinated by this?

I have a date. I do have a date that I got to get to. So I'm only going to go on. No, no. We just got here. With who? No, but you freaking was supposed to come on and fucking... When was the last time?

When was the last time you legitimately had full intercourse? And don't lie. About two months ago, her name was Jennifer Square. And I'll... Where are you? Right here. I christened my bed and my crissed my couch. And then at the same time, I was shagging a girl in Boca.

All right. This is hilarious to me. Because John announced back in, I think, January of 2020, that he christened his bed that he finally got laid in Cape Coral and I was making fun of him in bed I'm like, wow, he's been there a long time, man. He finally got laid.

And so the fact that now he's saying two months ago, he finally got laid in his house, this guy can't stop fucking lying. He's tripping over his lies. Yeah, and in January 24, he only had an air mattress. You're right. I love how it's all complete bullshit and he just has to double down and make it even worse

by being like, oh, and don't worry, I'm cheating on her with this other girl. Boca. I know. This guy hasn't gotten laid in probably a decade at this point. I wouldn't be surprised at all. We go back and watch the Stephanie Miller stuff from 2015 and 2016. That's a dude who's not getting late. He's just constantly talking about boner pills and hitting on lesbians. It's just nonstop. He's so desperate for pussies. Stinking up the joint. Just stinking up the joint. Like no one can even be around him. He goes days without showering. So there's probably been 10 years since he got laid. And when Vince goes, what's the last time we got laid? He had to say two months

to go, oh, and plus with two girls. And in case you don't believe that one. Yeah. Remember he the Vietnamese chick and like, there's a threesome and stuff? He's told so many whoppers. She had to go back home to take care of her family and he was supporting her from afar. Yes. And then there was another girl from Costa Rica.

It's insane. These stories that he comes up with. It's got to be a weird way to go through life lying to yourself and everyone who's listening to you. I think I could handle it if I was drunk all the time. Oh. actually you brought me up a good point that actually sounds fun let's try let's let's just get drunk and lie a lot let's see what happens seems much easier than having morals and values yeah for real um all right so clay gets a great line in here because john's talking about all the stuff that he's doing for money and showing the fridge was one of them now you remember adam because i think you were talking about this someone offered him money to show the litter boxes yes which which he admitted he hadn't cleaned in forever because he was just about to do it tomorrow yes So what happens is, just like when John had that professional cleaner come in and he's like, do you want to see my apartment for 200 bucks?

And then it was clean for the first time ever. So what he did was he did take $100 to show the litter box, but only because the litter boxes had just been cleaned and listen to Clay get a jab in there. So, Vince, I didn't want to tell you today some guy offering me 100 bucks to show my litter boxes. So of course, do you think I did it? Yes. Probably. Oh, God. He wouldn't do it the other day when they were dirty.

but you hear that you wouldn't do it the other day when they were dirty it's like clay knows exactly what's going on and john's doing this thing where he just ignores clay when clay's making points he just barrels through it because he's clay's always got at this point he's not going to turn on clay it's going to just let it go this is where uh vince starts trolling john to a level that john is not used to and does not appreciate at all John, do you remember the first black joke you've ever heard from Long Island? Think back like your first

racist joke you've ever heard. A T.S.N. is on the Duke political show. My question's serious. The one that I remember and I'm not condoning anything. I know you're not. Just what just factual. How does every black joke start?

And then you know, it's it's someone. Remember that one? Someone who's looking around. Sort of. The first one I remember. Okay, here we go. No, no. Why don't you hit a black kid riding a bike? You know the answer to this.

I'm just proving that long. Don't say it, please. Because the bike may be yours? Oh, I never heard that one. These people are all capable of telling jokes. Like, even John telling that joke that we have all heard, he can't even deliver it correctly. And M.T. L. I don't think fancies himself a comedian.

And like John does, because he told a joke that I know he told it incorrectly. Did he make sense the way he told it? But whatever, that's not the point. Vince isn't trying to be funny. He's trying to set up this incident. And John freaks the fuck out. So then I go, oh, so what was Anthony's favorite racist joke that he said last night? And sort of like what you were saying, I don't, F man me, obviously married to a black guy.

She never heard this, John. When does? All right, here we go, Vince, Vince, please. I'm not going to, I don't want to. Go on, Vince. Don't get kicked out on us. It's a joke. I'm just saying the joke.

It's sort of like, when does a black guy become a nigger? Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. Okay, that's it. That's it. I knew it.

I'm near. Why, D.R. You blew it, Vince. All right. I'm leaving anyway. I was about to ask who's going to come on again. Oh, fuck. Okay, everybody.

See you like, Vincent. See, like, John. Sorry. Love you, mate. See you. Ugly. trolling John is just way too goddamn easy you just say a word on his show

and it just sets him all fuck I've never seen him move faster right he took the wrong he looked like Chris Farley yeah when he does that whole like thing it's like an over the top like overreaction to show us how offended he was instead of just being offended

that he'll never come a nigger there we go there we go there we go all right So that's when he shuts the stream down And goes on his date And then he comes back

Yeah And I have not watched this yet Okay Because this is a over three hour long stream Where he is getting hammered And so uh, Jen was checking this out Back at our room Earlier today, this is the first like 12 minutes or so

Yeah, the show He's got his regular intro which you can scroll for Oh no, no, no, trust me, I took it off I know Don't cross the Duke Everybody knows that So now that he's got stream yard again that he's paying for it he's got all of his old videos so now it's right back to the stuttering john show

where he's playing his stupid song intro thing and he's doing the don't cross the duke thing i mean it's insane how he's just hasn't progressed at all it's great though that he's not a public figure ha ha ha i think he is somebody in the chat said it was really smart they said he's a clone it's like the lesser version of the one we had before exactly the same but diminished in every way yeah that's a good point is that how clones work yeah and that michael keaton movie well not everybody but you never know right oh it's him a big reveal right there

who's talking about it's a child shot holy shit cool my New York Giants hadn't oh yeah it's got home from my date good time okay okay this is I'm excited to hear this I haven't heard this yet yeah he's going to summarize what a good time he had on his date

he is okay cool and uh uh fucking vince fucking vince fucking vince you know that's the problem with him he he's still reeling from the hard ar yeah yeah yeah you were just on a date john yeah what a great date that must i know the first thing for my date i can't leave vince in a word on my show can you guys believe that it was i think it as if he hadn't left at all like he'd been sitting there the entire time can't help himself he just can't help him say he's got to use the n word why he knows he don't condone that kind of language well did he just answer his own question yeah he had to do that why do that he knows i don't like it yeah that's why he had to do that and the way he talks about vince he's like

oh that goofy friend of mine so he's goofing around it's insane how the goldfish memory on this fucking asshole to go from a 12.5 million dollar lawsuit that wrecked his world and we need to He negotiated behind the scenes, this payment plan to Vince. He was just like, holy shit. He was a different person. Like, oh, thank God. I don't know if it's $12.5 billion. I sold my house for $10 to my mom.

I can buy it back now. He was so relieved. That was the most stressful thing. And now he's just completely forgotten about all of that. And he's right back to, hey, what about my show, Vince? What can go wrong? It's really funny on the Anthony Kummi's show. He had Grillo on very early.

And I remember him saying the grill, you hear it on the air. Like, now you got to, this is terrestrial radio. you got to be clean and Grillo all of a sudden you just hear space and then kind of laughing and Grillo was kicked out because in the first five seconds he started cursing they couldn't use it he had to go this would be as if that happened

and then Kumia kept inviting him back he kept cursing kept freaking out having to shut it down and then doing it again and again and again yeah it's weird like some people learn from their mistakes that's right well no no actually everybody does except for John he's like a goldfish he's the only fucking guy like you swim around the bowl

and by the time you get to the other side, you forgot you've even been there. Doesn't even know he didn't even know that he was swimming around the bull and he forgot that he put the rake down in the lawn. So many rates. And the other one. I can retrain my dog's behavior easily.

Oh, yeah. Your dog's smarter. And also like seven pounds, like very, very small and slow. We all know you're gay. I don't know what that has to do with anything. Didn't know what was up for debate. Why?

Because he likes a troll. It's his nature. Skowl! the duke get lucky of course shut the fuck up he went on a date and he's pretending he got laid well if you continue okay i just want to point this out

only because i'm a human who lives in the world if you have a date and you get lucky you don't go stream you fall asleep hopefully yeah yeah you're like with that girl you don't put your pants back on right yeah what's the point But the last time we saw him after he had slept in a room with a girl. Yes.

After losing his phone and his wallet and everything, he was so giddy. He was uncontrollable, laughing and happy and forgiving everyone in his life. Yeah, he was back at his mom's house. And he looked at the camera just like, oh, you guys don't even know what I'm getting up to over here. I got some kind of life right now, 25-year-old Kate Beatty. It was real. He was like forgiving all his enemies. He was a new man because he slept in a room.

room. So this is what he's like after he's gotten laid. He's like, ugh. I hate this. You know, he's trolling. Yeah, I'm not buying it. No. It's a long ride from St. Pete. And, uh,

hold on a second. I need to know the time stamps on this shit. Like, when did the first stream end when this stream begin? Because that's an hour and a half drive. That doesn't take long. That's probably true. Well, he said it took a two and a half hours to get there two to half hours at the same piece from cape coral that's what he said you will say i don't think that's true okay i'm sorry i'm j i'm i don't even know what's going on i'm

just yelling oh stop whip says getting lucky equal someone bought him a beer that could be it because you know as long you're not specific about it i wasn't lying i want a scratcher yeah so oh you put the ls in put a bunch else Elle Elle Elle Stop looking at the free chat

John It's not helping you There we go Hey how about that A bunch of ows God damn it He's all happy now With the elves

Fucking losers Fucking hell Mr. Lickett says Six hours in between So if that's the case Is he in Cape Carl He's in Cape Carl? Oh, is that what you're looking up right now?

Two and a half hours from Cape Coral to St. Peter's. Is that what you're looking up? Yeah, that's how long. So five hours there and back. So five hours is the commute. And then there's a dinner day and sex. And that just takes one hour. If she jumped into the moving car and they fucked while he was making a U-turn.

I brought food. And so baby wipes. All right. So we're all on the same page. John, Jeff, definitely got laid, right? Okay. I know it's late, but there's no way I'm going to go to bed. Fucking hell.

We had Indian... Is that a sex position? I've never had Indian before. It sounds hot. Nothing like Indian food before sex. Oh, dude, definitely. You want the spiciest food you can possibly eat. Yeah.

Make sure. I'm actually... smart woman so she did say no that is a smart one now I know he's lying I'm sorry I'm hung on a guy like this

that pretty much lives on like pediolite and bushlight beer is now forced to pretend to eat an Indian meal in front of this woman like what do you think he ordered that's a good point how do you think he got away

with not eating any of it but still looking like a normal human he does I don't want to spoil this because it's a pretty good joke he does tell a joke about non-bred so

there might have actually been Indian food somewhere okay I don't know he doesn't look like he'd be able to process I know

correctly I know what you mean yeah I'll just have a protein shake please oh sir no it's not what we sell here whatever you have a dying person

in a nursing home brings me yeah okay I'm going to get laid tonight John is really like a hospice patient at this point. Do not resuscitate.

What kind of applesauces do you have? I'll take a flight. His medical records will say do not resuscitate. Keep the organs. We don't want it. Smart women. But no, I'm kidding. I didn't get laid tonight.

It's good. It's good. God damn. I believed them. You know what? This gets even more sad. Okay, good. Girl. It's only a second date anyway.

It's good. John, you're in your 60s. How many dates you have to go on before you get your dick left? He doesn't go all the way on a first day. I know. What are we talking about here? It has to be a very desperate woman if there is actually a date. So what's going on?

What a hilarious bit he did. That was so funny. That was good. He got us. And no, I didn't drive drunk. Had three beers in three hours. Oh, here we go. Now, Clay Dabler, of one beer, this.

participates every hour. And I had three bills, three hours. How many are in my system? Thank you. Thank you. But I'm good. Anthony Coomia is here. Yay.

What's going on, buddy? We're just watching John from last night. He got really drunk. Oh, yeah. I was watching. Were you watching this? He was on really late. How was your day at last night?

It was awesome. Get on the microphone. Someone gave him a microphone. He's talking. It was like a clan meeting, without the robes and the hats and everything. Everyone was wearing a suit. No, it was great.

A lot of Republicans. You were at W.A.B.C. Gala. Yes, the big gala. At, what was it? That place in Grand Central Station. A big restaurant. It was huge. And it was fun.

I had a good time. So the question is, because the rumors were, that President Trump might be there. He stood us up. He did. Yeah. hold on so i got stood up by anthony yeah who got stood up by president by the president i actually feel okay about this now i feel a lot better there were a lot of uh congressman senators okay law enforcement ray kelly uh the old new york did you ask for any favors yeah maybe someone could get rid of that

domestic thing for you take care of that because that's what politicians do right it was yeah that's the only reason you want to know them right i was sitting at the table with uh gregg kelly ABC and Fox News and whatnot. And Peter King, the congressman from Long Island, New York. So I was like, yeah, I got the fuck out of New York. I left Rosling because it was too expensive. What did you say about that? He wasn't too happy.

My take on politics. But it was cool. Yeah, a lot of it was very, you know, very Republican. Yeah. And just the big hit of the night was Joe Piscopo getting up to sing like Sinatra. For real? I'm not kidding. This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

It was awesome. Holy shit, I wish I was sitting next to you. He didn't sing about Kimberly. Did you, Kimberly? Kimberly. Kimberly. Oh, Kimberly.

No, it was. He's still getting up and singing. It was awesome. Hey, guys, this one's for me. My mom's watching it home. So if you could just bear with me. He was like, start spreading the news. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. So you went to a gala in 1982. Yeah, it's pretty much what it was. Cool. Tony Orlando was supposed to be there. And he stood us up. He has COVID, apparently. I love that Joe Piscopo didn't have anything better to do now that.

Joe Piscop was always looking for an excuse to take music very seriously. You're right. Yeah. He looks to be like, this is the not funny portion of what we're doing. Nobody left. No. Did he have a wig and makeup or anything for the? No, no.

It was not true. Well, it looks like he's wearing a wig and makeup all the time now. But, you know. How old is Joe Piscopo at this time for you. He's got to be pushing 80. I would, I would assume. Wow. Yeah, yeah.

And then, you know, you got to kiss the ring of the boss. Yeah, the owner of W.A.B.C. John Katz and my boss, Chad. And how weird is that? You're back in this corporate world where you have to like things. Do these things. That's another thing, too. Team player. You're a fucking team player.

I got, like, swarmed by the sales staff. And I'm like, oh, I remember radio. I remember this. That's hilarious. Anthony, I got this thing there. So I emailed you some copy. We're going to do. I'm going to talk to this guy and that guy.

And as a matter of fact, they want me to talk to the owner of this place. Really? Yeah. They like, one of the sales girls was saying, oh, I've been talking to him, but he kind of ghosted me after a few. could you talk to him about because the audience listening to WABC is 70 plus that's pretty much so they're like the

Villa Roma is the perfect sponsor except my show apparently the internet guys over there at ABC they're young guys yeah they came up and said oh my god we love editing your show because we can't believe there's like literally 25 year olds watching the videos on WABC

and tens of thousands of views on every episode they must be so excited about that they don't know what to do with themselves that's amazing and they're trying to advertise on every second of it i love it but again i'm like oh i went and got myself a fucking job you're back i went and got myself a radio job you're all the way back in like an idiot i wanted to pull the throttle back i wanted to just sit do my racist podcast of course and now you know fcc rules and regs the sales team bosses no hard rs at wabc no no no no no but there's a social media team that must have been so excited to see you. I saw their

Instagram, their X, and there was nothing going on there until you joined and all of a sudden all these numbers came up and I figured all these kids that were sleeping in the basement there got like a phone call that there was finally action happening on there and they were so excited. They were very happy. I was pleasantly pleased

when I went there for the interview in the first place because they said we have a pretty good internet presence like it didn't mean anyone was watching but the they had built off logistics was in place. Yeah, right. had um an internet team to do all the editing and posting and uh they were just waiting for

something and you know i was that something i'll tell you so i pay very close attention to morning radio specifically yes and they're all migrating to youtube they've all been told you got to simulcast on you and these shows that are number one in their market have seven people watching you i know And after the show is set and done, there's 14 views out. And it's so sad and pathetic. Is that Opie? Are you talking about the Greg Opie Hughes show? I'm not talking about.

Get plaid. Opie has like 26,000 views on his videos. I don't know if you've seen. Sometimes it's 26,000. Sometimes it's three. Sometimes he has two versions of the same video posted, one with 26,000 and the other one with three. The other one's three. And yet they all have the same amount of comments, which is probably nine.

At most. The ratios do not make sense. None of it makes any sense. He needs to figure that part out. Yeah. There was this guy we used to talk about MSCS media, this guy Tommy, and he was buying views. But he'd also buy comments. Oh, okay.

So it would be proportional, but the comments were all like on English. Oh, no. This show good, fun, enjoy, right. You know, like the Nigerian scam emails. I think it was before like AI bots or something that he would just literally get Indian people to write comments on there. It makes no sense. Yeah, yeah, 20,000 views. And you go back and watch the video.

And there's nothing special on it. It's the same video he was doing from the beach or whatever. And that one got 20,000 views. The other ones get like 200 views at most. And there's no rhyme of reason as to why that one, like maybe a guest, if you got a guest or. Yeah, or he's talking about Howard Stern? Because that's gone viral. The algorithm would give them more views.

Sure. But it's so blatantly obvious He's just buying views And I love that Ron the waiters All stoked about it He fixes the style now He's like Ah, do you see this?

I can't do a round There are so many views Coming into your podcast Shut up That sounded like the Yankees Oh my God Who's in Georgia's box Roger Clements

Roger Clemens is in Georgia's box I think they're the same person. All that same retarded Boston accent. Let me ask you this, Anthony. Yes, sure. On the program before we get back into Suthering Johnstom, have you heard about Brother Weiss? No. Do you have a, oh, you don't, you haven't.

Uh-oh. He's gone. Oh, did he? He's been let go. Oh, okay. I thought he was dead. Oh, I thought gone. Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah. He should be. That should have happened years ago. No, apparently. And producer Chris might know more about this than I. Hasn't he been there like a thousand years. Oh, he has been. a staple of morning radio in Rochester

since the early 80s. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, at least the early 80s. And even when Howard Stern came into the market, Wees beat him. Rochester is like one of those markets like Tampa is. Howard was pissed. He had a, you know, resort to

goofing on his kid. Yeah, yeah. My kids! Well, anyway, I've never been a fan of Brother Wees. I think his show always sucked. And of course, we see what spawned from that. Brother man, brother man. Brother man, brother man.

Greg. Who to man, who to man, who to man. Like all those hacky, stupid, archaic morning radio bits. And I didn't realize that Stephanie Miller was a co-host. She's from Lockport, New York. Oh, she was.

Sister Sleez and Brother Wees. I had no idea that was Stephanie Miller. What brilliant PD came up with that. I know. Could you imagine this is like some dike who's just like some sister slees is that yeah like is it rhymes no i think they look at her she's like i'm stepany they're like no you're not you're um what do we got sister slees we'll go with that i was i i'd rather be dopey because opi and dopey whenever something would happen that's what

they put in the paper i'm like i guess i'm dopey you're zits and tits come on it were so um yeah apparently wees was let go and uh didn't even get a chance to like go on the radio and say goodbye or oh boy they usually allow the jocs to I get on. You would think so. Pretty brutal. But for someone like as long as he's been in radio and in that market, you'd think they would.

Yeah. But you'd think you'd be able to handle it. Are they changing format? Probably who's paying attention? No one. Who would even know? No one is paying attention. Was he still playing music?

No. He was always just talking. Just always talk. Yeah. Wow. I'm sure Opie a look and go, maybe I could. I hope they team up. I hope he joined the Opie podcast

Or maybe they started a new one together You imagine that I heard they fired him because Opie was threatening To sue Brother Reese for stealing his act 600,000 I heard that was the price I don't think that's true guys I'm pretty sure that's not true

Maybe it was some other lawsuit I heard of As somebody who didn't grow up in Rochester And didn't hear him It's funny to have heard Opie's voice And then you hear this other person And you're like oh that's the whole act You added nothing new to it You just took what he did

And that's what you do yeah it's he mimics everyone anthony always points this out go scur go screw that my i say that yeah and then the cheers thing he finally got bullied out of stopping doing that because that's a yeah that was ron bennington cheers cheers like everything he does is a mimic and he doesn't even realize it he would original Howard actually used to come on in the morning and to test the mic and his headphones he would do something like sing in the beginning of a zeppel song. I remember this vividly from the 80s

and whatnot. And Howard would do that and Opie just started doing it. He doesn't really realize. He doesn't listen to Howard. He never listened to Howard. No, of course not. I don't think that's possible. Of course not. He said ghost guru yesterday. He's still doing that. Yeah, he's still doing that. Ghosts, which is funny.

Yeah. We have John right here talking about why Anthony was calling him the other night and why he couldn't pick up. What a pussy, man. they blocked you like he blocked everything i couldn't comment in in the chat yeah i could he actually we played it on the show last night he had to find you in the chat in order to block yeah yeah it's not like you were spammy he's like oh fuck this he's just like where is that guy you know pick up the phone and then i'm sitting uh over the the poker table and the bar uh here at villa roma and uh i'm

trying to call him and i have his number it's ringing he goes to voicemail and then i started texting him and I was getting the prompt the little red exclamation point saying that you're blocked. It's not going through. And he won't admit. He goes because he won't have racists on the show. Really? Yeah. It's funny because he had Vince

the lawyer on yesterday. We just played dropping a hard R. Who gave out my phone number and I literally got one text that said hey, by the way, I just want to let you know, Vince gave out your phone number. That was it. Vince says he has millions of fans. Yeah. He's got like this YouTube channel he has no poll no one's paying attention and in 2025 it's not that big a deal

you just block it you get a couple maybe like if somebody of note gives out your number you give back a but who cares i get enough spam texts and calls during the day where you go oh i don't know this oh yeah if i don't have the number saved it doesn't even ring yeah it's not like it's like brr ring and you have to go hello do i have 10 pound balls my refrigerator why would it be running prince albert's where yeah yeah because when this happens to him he's like they're attacking my family and my kids he doesn't think anybody could just let it go and not exactly my favorite is uh gno who actively gets his phone number out there and still you never hear that my favorite is gino he still can't get anyone to text him or call even though he's constantly

Docsing himself. No one gives a shit about that. All right. A little John, I guess. I don't have headphones, but I know. I don't think we have any more headphones for you. You got, I am so tired of John. I'm just going to, I'm just going to mozy over here and get a beer.

Sounds good, buddy. You guys. I just, I dismantled him the other day. You did. That was fantastic. I love the cool calm demeanor in which you did it. No yelling. Yep.

No, like, just fact-based, this man is an imbecile. There weren't even jokes, and yet I was laughing hysterically. I was just like, everything is just a factual statement. Sometimes the truth evokes laughs, and it becomes humor is because it's just so obviously true. Yeah. You could show babies that don't even know how to speak English or say words yet. Those two videos of you calmly speaking and John just raging. Yeah.

That have an idea of who the good. guy and who the bad right right to give them some kind of a test visually and they'll you know put square blocks and know the history square holes to denote who's making sense yeah that's great all right you guys have fun anthony if you want to come back over later we'll be here for a little bit but thank you for stopping by man good to see you cool uh let's get caught up on the chat real quick this room has never been louder so many people in here right now DM, any update on Ron's bed? Oh, yeah, what is the update on Ron's bed?

Did it get delivered to his house, do you know? I know it's, it got to Gepphart's. I know Opie is in denial at this point. He's completely, he's pissed. He doesn't like that somebody did something for Ron. He doesn't like that it wasn't him. He doesn't like that Ron's winning. And he's been avoiding him as a co-host ever since this happened.

And it's funny to see him talking to other people at Geppertz while you hear Ron screaming in the background just for a, attention. And they talked about his bed and didn't bring him on and still made jokes as if he still only has the soiled mattress. And he doesn't want to acknowledge it. Opie wants Ron living in squalor. Yes. Because Opie is superior to Ron and he needs Ron to know that. We played the clips on WTP yesterday. I know only 12 people saw it. It'll get out to more people. I promise you. But we played the clips where Opie was mad that Matt didn't come out to his house in the Hamptons.

And he goes, Ron wanted to come out. And I said, fuck you. But you were invited, man. Just to like really push it into Ron that we're not friends ass. I'm using you. He made it clear the whole time. He's like, look, it's not you. I don't have people over.

My wife and I were very clean. We just don't have guests. And then he was deeply hurt that this more handsome gentleman didn't ride is Harley up to visit him over the summer so they could watch him take mushroom chocolate and not be affected by it. Oh, it was mushrooms? I thought it was THC. Whatever was it didn't work. He's got so much. He only had two cubes.

Whatever it was. What is this name right here? Can anyone pronounce that? I can't even see it. See, that's the problem right now. Something cane soared. So there's a goal element. Yes, let's hit the goal, everybody.

Rumpled Trenchco to Cumbull podcast says, Epic Beginning. So glad I can catch some of this. Skola. It's cool. Mr. White. Classy is a troller. I don't know what those words mean in that order.

Rumble Trenchco, we have over 2,000 people watching this. Hit the like button, people. Hit that fucking like button. Rumble Trenchcoe says SJ moved slower to get scat porn off the screen. Yeah, you're right. Well, hold on. What is it? Hold on.

Where is this going? Ruppled Tredgecoe again says, Getting Lucky means he used pepper spray. She used pepper spray instead of mace. They're both bad. William Ramsey, how damp does that shirt make Lucy? Damp does that shirt make Lucy? Which shirt?

I don't know. Okay. We'll come back to that one. Thank you for the question. I'll ask Lucy. The black ass, Pittsburgh was 74, but his career died 35 years ago. Well, well put, at least. Christian, thanks for being here, buddy.

Mr. White, Ant-Man, the Ant-man. Who, why, five bucks. Damn, one negative comment in Chrissy's chin. and you're banned. Is that true? Are there mods on my show? I'm not used to that. Cool. Ban everyone. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't ban on it. Yeah, no, you can say whatever you want in there. Trust me. Banning chatters and YouTube numbers that don't make sense. That's Chrissy.

All right. Put a pin in that one. Yeah. But thank you very much for being here, everybody. We're going to get back to Stuttering John. So he's, if you're just joining us, let me get you caught up. John went out of date after he did a live stream with Vince the lawyer and Clay Dabler. And he came back and he started streaming again for all of us to see. See, there are people still awake. There's no way I'm going back to bed. You try and drive all the way back from St. Pete after driving two and a half hours to get there. Mom.

And then you're in St. Pete and you're great girl, beautiful. then we have dinner I don't know if this is going to come off as douchey it probably will just the fact that I'm thinking it already has if I'm driving two and a half hours to see a girl I'm getting late or that drives not happening is that a threat it might be if you live two and a half hours away from Rochester

that is a threat first don't Google me number two if I can't guarantee I need this in right waiting we'll split the gas wouldn't that be implied that's a long fucking drive for dinner for indian food well maybe he thought he was going to get some and she was like nope that's what i mean you'd have to think that otherwise you wouldn't make the drive that's my point the thing the thing is he he's so delusional he probably really thought it was a sure thing well i don't think he would know what to do oh i think he's so out of practice well if you continue playing he's actually hoping it won't happen so he'd just be like not embarrassed of so you kiss me or

who was the oh that was a scorch who was asking his co-host about like how do you know when it's time to have sex with someone french kiss yeah and she's like oh you know he's like but how do i have to explain this to a six-year-old man how sex works yeah if you can't tell then what's been happening for the last yeah it's there's a weird question the one thing i love about this conversation most is that like none of this happened none of this happened and we're freaking down the minutia and timing it out like None of this is real. And then let me go for a nightcap, great conversation. Let me get to use these babies.

That's his Viagra. Holy shit. He's shaking his boner pills? Yeah, like big pills. Yeah, it sounds like a very full bottle. It does. Yeah. Okay.

That's what I mean. It gets so much more sad. I can't believe this because John's a man who does not get laid. we proved that earlier in the show and yet he's got a full bottle of boner pills we found out from an episode of Stephanie Miller that John takes boner pills to jerk off

this fucking guy is like I got a good Friday night ahead of me I got a boder pill and 12 packs of pushlights and the internet you've never jerked off until you've done it with Viagra how else is he supposed to get an erection

to jerk off I don't understand like there's no other option available he tried to have his believe the other night that he had a wet dream at 60 years old. Yes. He said when he woke up. What would his wet dream even be?

Like, being shulie behind bars? Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Oh. All right. Jed doesn't want to see my old face. I get it. I finally have something in coming.

It was fun. And then I drove two hours, talked to a buddy mine from the tonight show. Oh, John's one of the those assholes who you need to be his companion whenever he's driving somewhere we found about out about this we was doing his cross-country thing he's always talking to other people on the phone which is gay magina isn't gay it's gay it's gay tell you something and then um um i'm sorry i'm gonna play you some stuff that you probably enjoy

I love how his bad green screen makes it look like he has like stinked smoke lines without him at all. That's coming off his fingernails. Those are real. Some people, all that's anti-Semitic. No, it's not. If you ever go on Spotify,

okay? Spotify. And you, if you ever want to, there's one album that nobody knows about. It's called Sugar Tits and The Deciders.

And it was like a lot of it's songs that didn't make it to my first album. Hey, bad news, John. I know about it. We played it. You know, and should have in a lot of ways

but didn't. Let me try and find the uh let's see take your time buddy but there are some really there's some good gems here on this album uh

is the word good needed as a qualifier for that does gems mean that already 2008 I released this and by the way I was still at my wife and

um and you also put out a garbage movie that everyone panned and probably sunk your career. It's not forget about that. This is one that I really enjoyed, so I can play it. It's my song, and it's my copyright. This is ridiculous what he does now. Like, we can't hear what he's playing. Oh, he thinks he's playing music right now.

Yeah. Oh, shit. This is great. I know. Oh, this is my favorite thing ever. This is sexy, John. This is his physical therapy. Jesus Christ.

What a great job. Remember when John was talking about how he was out until, like, 1 a.m. the other night, dancing. I would pay money. I'd pay money to see that. By out, I mean, in this chair. Whose wedding is he at where you can see him dancing? well dick is up he he does that

cornelia's a wood face thing yeah I know exactly what you're talking about he doesn't dance he does the mocking people that are dancing well he's always hilarious I don't know if you know comedy genius all right he ain't sleep coming up in about seven minutes you're going to have to stop playing this yeah we won't play the actual song he figures it out at some point neither I can unbelievable all right

Thank you, Dica. So Dicka had to tell him like, no one can hear that, idiots. All right, should I start scrubbing now, or is it a while? 7.51 is about, but you can scrub the red. All right, we scrub over. The song that he does that wind up playing is, I love the Jewish. Fantastic song.

I'm sure it's great. Yeah, go check it out on Spotify. I like that he starts that with, you know, there's an album that nobody knows about. I put it out. Full of good gems. Full of good gems. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. 751, you say, Jenny, trying to get my channel band? You can just go right forward to 10.55. 10.55 it is. This is just, he really gives you a good, hard look at his gross gimp finger. Oh, great. He's got a lot of cuts on his hand, too. You got to pay the 500 first.

To do. Wait, hold on. I got to back that up a little bit. What's he talking about? What costs $500? For all you. you guys, but for a generation Xer like myself, I mean, 12.30 on a Friday night, and it's prime time.

Oh, here she is fucking can't get enough of me. Won't pay me that thousand to make things right. I told you. I'll give you a discount. You pay me to five hundred. And then we cool. Is this worse than Aaron Holt? Yeah.

And I don't even know what he's talking about. I do. Okay. So he went on a date with FK Mommy or Mammy, whatever, and invited her back to his place. And she pulled her phone out and just recorded walking around getting the tour of the house. And we got to see the litter boxes and under the bed and all that shit. And so she posted that. And John thinks that if she would just give him $1,000, that would make that right.

because that's how things work, right? If you remember that footage, she's mostly like shooting the floor. Yeah. Which normally would not reveal anything. Right. John's house reveals so much shit and feces and cat litter. Right.

Just disgusting stuff everywhere on what's clearly a brand new floor. Right. It's a brand new house. And also, John brings a girl back not knowing that was going to happen. And his coffee table has no fewer than 19 empties on it. Because you see that in the video There's 19 empty beers

On the coffee table And how many times has he said Got to clean up, got a big date tonight And I believe he did clean up And what would have run there Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah He was trying to impress her Look at how much I drank

By myself last night Wait, you want to have friends over, right? Nope We cool, I'll even have you on to talk How about that? Let's go! Got to pay the 500 first The Duke

Give second chances For money Yeah, yeah Maybe Come on, man Harry Porpoise Send nasty Neil the link He deserves another chance

I don't even know What his email would be Try guessing This late him Giving he has his wish I don't know what his email is though

yeah that's probably him he's been on the show before he must have his contact information right one would think also there's not that many nasty meals if you just put it into YouTube you're going to find his podcast you're going to find him it's really not that hard

all right uh I'll see all right i just did i'm gonna i'm gonna beat the fuck who's producing this show just random chatters he needs all the help you can get yeah john's like all right i'm gonna go through the top 250 guitarists of all time just said nasty the other way all right yeah i'll just do that that's a good idea that'd be better i'm gonna beat the shit out of them though just know that i'm not i'm gonna i'm gonna debate him on his choices. Not beat the shit at me, per se.

Oh, all the little children writing else. I don't know why they, it's amazing. Because it bothers you, you're fucking morad. You bring it up every fucking time. And you just promise to not beat somebody up through your computer. bother me. It does. It just means that I have a lot of, a lot of children who are up way too late,

their bedtime. Harry Porpoise. He just told his mommy he's going to be up all night. He just said, Mom, I ain't going to bed. They're ready texting the link. So if he chooses to come on, this is one chance. The Duke doesn't give the second chance. All right.

So Nasty Neal is going to join the show. We're going to find out. Let's take a quick break from John Tent. what do you guys think should we play a little round of is it gay megan's here she's ready to go she's prepped a show for us hopefully she's listening and won't be surprised when i bring her on the uh the stream what's up maggie hello i'm hanging me out in the lobby yeah you're in the lobby why don't you just come up here we actually we don't have a we don't have a fifth mic so i like it down here um all right we still need a jingle for this but uh We're going to play a round of, is it gay? Let me bring the video up on the screen for everybody. This is a weird setup for me.

I apologize. I'm not doing well. Here we go. So 240 is the number. A couple of big drops already today. Let's just keep that vibe going. Keep that vibe rolling. And we'll get out of here today in fine fashion, which would be exciting after last night.

$2 from Matthew Q says, hey, Flight of the Navigator was a really good movie. and they had a really good Beach Boys song in it where the kid got to fly around in the starship and make friends with it. All right, so I had to look this up. Flight of the Navigator is like a, kind of looks like a corny 80s movie, although it actually looks really good.

So does Aaron think this movie is gay? We'll start out with Chris. I got to go gay. Adam? Yeah, I think being nice to aliens in their spaceship is gay. Jenny? I'm going to say not gay. Carl.

I'm going gay. I always lose the first one. I always did. I can hear you too. Great. Adam and Chris were a little low. I'm going with gay. I'm going gay. Gay, gay.

All right. I mean, I'm sorry, Johnny. This sounds incredibly fucking gay. Oh. So 240s. Yes. This has never happened before. I'm in the lead.

I retired for the lead. But you get it. I'm very excited about this. all right you look like you're having a lot of fun he wants to win that trophy if we make one and i don't sleep anymore so okay all right round two i want to find out how many people at the beginning of the year like football's fixed or like they play the chiefs and the reps give the chiefs a bunch of calls and they go it's all rigged the reps are in the pocket for the chiefs none of this is legit blah blah blah but then when their team wins the super bowl they're

yeah this is fucking awesome we did it we beat everybody we're it's like the equivalent of aaron struggling to hit the goal every day and then when the goal you know he's like oh god damn it come on guys fucking please it's just a couple of bucks and then when we hit it i go yeah fuck you suck my dick i was gonna beat you the whole time you got when i do it it's self-aware and very funny uh using your name of the third person is gay but i don't think that's the question no so he's so he's kind of making fun of football fans who are very passionate about their teams, and he's comparing them to him because everything is about him. Sure.

So is it gay to yell and scream about your football team, Carl? That's not gay. That's not gay. Adam? I'm going not gay. Jenny? I'm going not gay. Chris? Also not gay. All right. Let's find out. When football fans do it, it's kind of strange. Yes.

Yes. I want to. Not gay is the answer on that. I don't think that in Aaron's mind you can equate football fandom and gayness. Well, you have, I'm sure he does the same thing when the Vikings win. Of course. He'd self-destruct if he thought it was gay to root out on your football team. He loves it.

All right. We all got that one. So we're going on to round three. I don't know because people are fucking dumb. And they think it's like, the worst part is, is the medical establishment kind of fucking kicked itself in the dick with COVID. So now every fucking crackpot conspiracy theorist can be like, well, you see, really, it's, it's more like a natural remedy. And people don't know this because the government and the corporations, it's like, yeah, I'm sorry, weed ain't making you grow a limb back or curing your cancer or any of that shit. Like, it might.

I know we're playing. Is it gay? But every time Johnny's talking, Aaron's reading the chat. You can see his eyes. He's not going to Johnny at all. Hey, Carl, keep playing, keep playing it. And then I'll ask the question because you're jumping ahead right now. I'm, I apologize.

Help. I just do anything. I just also realized after, uh, scrolling through and catching up for today that Eric Cartman's right. Well, you kind of screwed it up a little. Sorry. I'm not such a comment. Mr.

Mr. Don't tell me if it's a trick question or not. All right. I'll be better. Go ahead. Okay. So. there were two questions for this one.

Was he paying attention to Johnny? And will he say that something is gay regardless of whatever he's thinking about? Okay. Do we think he was paying? I'm asking both. Was he paying attention to Johnny? Yes or no?

and will he say that something is gay regardless of what it is? I'm going to start with Adam. Okay, first of all, I'm very uncomfortable with the way you're talking to Carl right now. Thank you. It's my boy right here. I think the chat would disagree.

If you don't do something now, and like get it done, it's going to snowball and get out of control. And all of a sudden, this show's going to be full of, whoopee Goldberg. What? Can't believe it. So I'm going to go with no and gay. Okay.

Chris. Also, no and gay. Jenny? I'm going to go no and not gay. Carl. I'm going no and gay. And I apologize. I'll never comment.

I didn't realize the show was, is Aaron Payne? He says it was co-worker or not. I didn't know that was the new show we were doing. I wanted to have a little fun with the game. That's good. Maybe I won't next time. No, no, no.

I'll keep my mouth shut from now, I promise. You know, just go to go. That was a gay start to the show to say that I had too much chapstick on. It was a very, I wasn't even gay, dude. That was like a teenage girl thing to say. I don't know, because people are fucking dumb. So it was gay and then it wasn't gay? I think I got a point.

He wasn't, he wasn't paying attention and he totally just said something completely different. I think we all get a point for that. Sure. Because it was gay and then it wasn't gay. Oh. I'm giving everyone a point. All right. Yay.

I have that one. I feel like Megan has a PowerPoint planned where she suggests we all, you know, go towards celebrities and hit them up on their Twitter. I'm inspired by that. You really think she's Marcy Turk taking over the show. I'm going to be secretly filming in the background and then deny it was me the whole time. You might be right about that. All right.

How could it be me if I'm in the video? Round four. Round four. So Trump has decided, and this is 100% true. This was breaking as of last night. Donald Trump has offered Eric Adams a job in the White House to get him to drop out of the New York City mayor's race. Dude, if I'm Eric Adams, I jump at that. I'm going to get a better paying job.

I'm going to be in the White House. I'm going to have ultimate access working for the Trump administration, which will look good on a resume if I want to run for something else. And also, I don't have to suffer losing the New York City mayor's race. You can say, hey, I didn't lose the New York City mayoral spot. I got a promotion. All right. Is Eric Adams decision whether or not to join the Trump administration gay? Jenny?

I think it's pretty gay. Chris? Not gay. Carl? It's not gay. Adam? I will also go with not gay. All right.

So if he doesn't jump at this, it's foolish pride. Yes. Yes. I'm getting good at this game all of a sudden. Am I perfect so far? Yes. Yee. Look what I did.

We need him to stay in this bubble, Megan. You can't pop that. We need that. We're all dead. That sounds like a you problem. These guys are a monster to work with. Spending a whole weekend with me. All right, round five.

What's the scores here? Producer Chris? We are all tied except Jen is losing. I like the way you said that. I wouldn't let a millennial drive a stick shift. Okay? That's just a sad fucking statement on decided, but continue. We don't need to.

There's no reason. We prefer an automatic. So drive your fucking automatic and be happy. But don't go over into manualville and fuck it up for all of them. Not double clutching like you should. Sorry. No idea what you just said. I quote from the first Fast and the Furious movie. You know what I?

Grady shifting, not double clutching like you should. Here's what I know about manual vehicles. All right. All right. Our manual vehicles gay. By the way, he's still having white balance issues if you noticed. He looks like a second mugshot. Very red. All right.

our manual vehicles gay Chris I gotta go gay Adam yeah yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna is talking on the mic gay

well kind of visually yes but it's definitely advised but I love the idea of the pastiest whitest most flimsy just guys telling us what manhood is

with their high lists and they're just it's disgusting yeah I'm going with gay. Something about rural Minnesota because Karbik does the same shit. I was going to throw him in there.

Men don't go to the rest fun playing this. Yeah, we'll get Karmik out to play as it gay. He would probably be better than Annie at this game. I don't think he could get through it without crying. Because everything would remind him of what could have been. When he finds out something's gay, he's like, oh, but I didn't know that was gay.

We could teach him. All right. We're not going to. He doesn't like to learn. I think that it. it's gay. Carl. All right. So manual transmission is not gay at all, but

Aaron will say it's gay. Learned it from pretty woman. It's remarkably gay. It's pretty gay. Richard Gear couldn't drive a stick. Okay. So not be able to drive a stick. It's gay. All right. So I was right and right. Cool.

All right. So do we have a three-way tie going right now? Correct. Okay. So we have a tie breaker. This is our bonus round six. who can pull away from the pack let's find out of all the band members that have come and gone Cliff Burton do those guys are only 60

right but a lot of them look like no offense you've seen James Hetfield right like this whoa doesn't Headfield still look good looks all right but they're all very weathered I always saw Headfield is very Kevin Nashish yeah I'll give you that

like here this is a very Kevin Nash look guy right there but like yeah i guess oh wow is that head okay is that head field yeah that's and when is that one from shit i didn't realize he was that nice you know what though he's all right he's he's he's he's he's one of those guys who's still got it is just yeah i think he's one of those guys who's having work done to you know kind of keep himself young so all right is commenting another man's looks as a man gay. That's the question. Carl.

Yes, it is gay. Yes. Jenny? Yeah, it's gay. Adam. This is giving me an existential crisis. We've reviewed gay shows that don't sit around comparing men's looks like this. True.

I'm going to have to go gay, even though I know it's going to be the opposite. I think it's a trick one? Mm-hmm. Chris. I'm going nod to K on this. Wow. All right. Let's find out.

Just keeping that skin tight. We're getting gay. This is getting really good. I can't help it. That makes me the fucking winner. Right, Chris? Congratulations. You're tied with Adam.

Sorry. Oh, you actually have that one, right? It's pretty gay. Well, I'm not as excited about it now. It doesn't seem a special as I thought it was going to be. I need this. I need this. That was a great.

round of is it gay thank you megan for coming on and doing that um there was you also uh look at our spotify comments mm-hmm on our episode so this is a people don't know and there's a 2,500 people watching right now thank you for being here part of chrissey mayer's content hotel and thank you to sticker mule stickermule dot com but anyway i probably shouldn't mention that a few times sooner but uh if you can hit like and subscribe we'd appreciate that where was i going with this what was i talking about oh the sponsor actually requested he said during the is a gay sequence. Yeah, they did. Yeah, so that actually worked out very well. Now, where I was going with that is that

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Yes, I have, since I didn't get to read them from Wednesday, I have a couple from episode 6.51. I'll start out with the great sea moose who always says,

I love my best friend in the whole world, Adam Bush. Hi, Megan. With a heart. See? That person knows how to get their message read right there. Smart thinking.

She's the one curating these. Call her out. It will be red. Yeah. We have Lance saying, should I know who Mr. Kill everything is? It's a great question. I know.

No, we have JVJ-L-I-2000, so Anthony is going to buy Ron a mattress. He was going to. He texted me and told me I'm going to buy Ron a mattress, but then I think Adam beat him to the punch. It's so funny because outside of Opie, Ron is not a sympathetic figure. But just by being next to Opie, that's what happens. Yeah, we're rooting for him for some reason. Yeah, even though he's obnoxious idiots.

It's the way Bill Maher turned everyone for Woody Allen. Right. Yeah. We're like, don't beat up on Woody. Him to be so bad. Pick it on his old man. And I'll read one more from episode 652.

There were a lot of comments about Gary from San Diego. Oh, yeah. So I'll read Matthew's comment. Rest in peace, Gary from San Diego. I always enjoyed his calls. That's very sweet. We do miss Gary and San Diego. And I love the artwork that Troy put together.

So that over to Judy. she's very happy about that. So a lot of love in the dabbled verse. I love the people, Gino, who act like the dabblervers is full of like shiths, who just want to fuck with people. It's actually a lot of really nice people.

When we get to do these live shows, these live events, it's always reinforced how great everyone is. It's great to meet people and hang out. So thanks to everyone who came to Villa Roma and hang out with us this weekend. And thanks for everyone who cleared out of this room. And turned on the TV and then left. I know.

I am getting a little bit distracted by Looney Tunes over there, I'm making it work. Megan, thanks so much for coming on the program today. Thank you. Have fun in the woods. We will. Megan's typically our Wednesday review girl and is it gay correspondent, but she came out for a special Saturday appearance.

Thank you for doing that. We'll talk to you soon. Thank you. Bye. Bye. All right. Let's get caught up on the chat here. I think we left off on Aaron the Rat $5.

Says, hi, hi, Blade. Thank God. I got my children away. from you before you smooch them and gave them coke it's laid in the chat right now win by two ham had five dollars john's cock stopped working while married to suzanner that's why she left he didn't want different pizza she wanted some working sausage limper john should we start talking about john's dick doesn't work can i get sued for that probably no you can't legally no you can't right so i can just start talking about john's dick doesn't work and maybe that'd be like the new thing that we

make fun of about John because you know the the hair cut the thinning hair the dyed hair the fact that he can't spring two sentences together that's how fun but the face of his dick doesn't work yikes well and then he brags about it that's a problem i know it's weird yeah this isn't going to be a guitar off uh it does make sense because i've always thought or it's always been clear that Susanna has something on him. When they got divorced, he would not say anything bad because he does not want

her to say what really happened. And like most of the fantastical things we read here, that would be a best case scenario that it was only like ED that was keeping them apart because the other situation is violence or something aggressive that he just doesn't want said. Leaving the nine year old at home

to go out and drink with his buddies, something that we do know happened. But yeah, he's very afraid of Susanna going on another show. when Kevin Brennan was trying to get Susanna on the show, he's just like, she better not if she knows what's good for her. Yep. Those are threats. Those were real threats. And she just doesn't. She knows, unlike him,

that if you just leave it alone, it'll go away. Cain Sword, he's the Grand Marshal of his own parade. Diablo Sandwich, Indian plus beer, no way he didn't shart driving home. My man, Mani Muskitts, Schen didn't do nothing. I wasn't there. I don't know. He was cool when I was hanging with him. So I don't know what happened, but he was not trespassed by anyone who's part of this event.

He was trespassed by the hotel itself. Right. So he did something to the Villarama was like, no, we're not doing that. We'll find out more. Michael P. 5 bucks. Enjoy your weekend. Enjoy your weekend. Everyone, I hear you, producer Chris, cut Lady Kay's hair better, Jenny, rest in peace, Tara, bills by 100, go bills.

I'm nervous about this game against the Ravens. The Ravens are really good. Here we go. It could go sideways. Is Zach off in five bucks. Do you think John crushes his Viagra up and uses them as a garnish on his Exxon gas station soup? Who carries my anger around like breathpence? That's a great question.

Gain sort again, didn't Aaron lap up or Kate his babies? He did. Pretty gay. He did. I'm an abortion guy and I was offended by that. Could have been human life. El Diablo, five dollars. Why were wheel, wheelbarrow?

invented to reach newports to teach newports to walk on their hind light i mean that's this this is anthony's on the show how would we know el diablo is racist we never knew i know this is getting wild all right so that was the beginning of his show after his date and he's it's up late he's jet axe he's drinking uh adam you were checking out some of what happened after that do you remember that i do what's great is that he finds Finally brings on Nasty Neal. Now, Nasty Neal had let it be known that he received a message from someone saying, hey, would you like to be on John's podcast?

He said, yes. So they sent him a thing saying, just Venmo John, $200 and you'll be on. Neil said absolutely not. Of course not. You know who Neil's last guest was on his Without Your Head horror movie podcast? I actually do. Who is it? Crispin Glover.

It was Crispin Glover. That's a pretty big guest. I don't think he needs to pay you $200. He actually runs a very respected podcast in the horror world who is known for his knowledge about all of these things. They're actually great conversations you could have with Nasty Neal. John's just not capable of us. So eventually, of course, he caves.

He has Nastyneal on, and he's going to show us all, I guess just, I can't even read what I wrote, but I'm sure it's awesome. Here we go. I don't know. It makes no say. Like, if I was a lawyer, you know, or a therapist in any way, I would never be involved with it. I mean, it's really odd.

I'm an entertainer, so, okay, you know, I'm going to entertain. All this shit that these people write, I, you know, on my life, it does not bother me. I don't care. But, you know, some people I guess do, I don't. I mean, like I've said before, on multiple cases, I've been insulted by the best. I mean, these hacks are going to insult me. Now, was that always the way, or did, like, over time? Like, was there ever time, like, when you're on these shows and, like, at first, like, did it bother you ever?

Well, I've been goofed on for stuttering. Of course, that changed when they, you know, as soon as I got comfortable speaking, then, you know, I was. And, I mean, that was part of the Stern show, too, is, like, everyone picked on everybody. Yeah, but, you know, well, that's the, that's their whole thing is to try and emulate. not Emily, but try and replicate what Howard did with me. They all think there are many Howard's and try and... But the thing they don't understand him is Howard loved me. And I hung out with Howard.

You know, a lot of that was not real as far as Howard's disdain for me. Like, we would get into a fight and then go to the Hamptons that night. But they try and replicate what he did to monetize it. Therefore, Detroit Dabler, $2 a dollar. so you don't remember your numbers before funny people covered you see first of all i'm the only funny person in this fucking universe i mean you might say kevin is too but i think that's as far as it goes uh john you got a message for him after that we love you we do it's okay i was thinking the same thing i've never had an issue with john i mean recently i'm annoyed with them yeah

he's kind of crossed the line and made it not fun anymore but uh no i i think howard probably hates him way more than anyone in the devil does Howard has to had to deal with them like he had to actually spend time with this asshole he used all of his capital from leaving the stern show when everyone wanted him on radio and to do interviews and he used all of it up by explaining to everyone that everything Howard said on the air was real yes that was the real Howard and that off the air was fake yes he did not speak well of you on the air no it's documented you know it so why did that suddenly change Um, I believe that's called revisionist history.

I see. I believe that's what we're seeing here. There's a man in denial who's trying to change the past. But, um, you know, we talked about this. I think we might have talked about this last night on the show. Everything's boring together. But we talked about the fact that apparently Artie Lang told a story about going to nobu with Ozzy, Sharon, Howard, and Beth.

And Ozzie coming out of the bathroom and the ocean's, in there. It's possible that John believes things happened with him and Howard that never even happened. Because I'm not saying that John's lying about that story. He tells it all the time. I think just like with when he thought that he was with Scott the engineer, when Scott left the check on the top of the car, and then he had to be told that John, that wasn't you. You just heard that story and you placed yourself into it. I think John's delusion. And look, look, there's some dementia, probably alcohol related, that's starting to sims. get in there a little bit.

So it's very possible. John believes that he was best friends with Howard. Howard loved him more than everyone else on the show. But, no, it's obvious. The whole falling out with Leno is over like a lover's quarrel. Like they were all fighting over him because they loved him so much.

That's hysterical. What's this next clip? Can you read your writing on this one, Adam? Oh, yeah. S.J. proves that he is good at math, Spanish,

and consistency. Oh, yeah. A mule. Yeah. Dale Whitworth wants to know, thanks to If you had four beers And one beer dissipates every hour In three hours

How many beers are in your system? That would be a one-oh, Uno Johnny Boy. What's it? Uno. Wow, you better than Clay Dowler was. Yeah, because I'm not a dumb ass living by them.

He's dealing with the metric system over there. It's England. I like this guy. Why don't you show your face? You said that Clay on New Year's Eve. It's like, hey, Clay, I like this guy. Yeah. Well, then you got to give me for being consistent.

You have video. You ended up blocking me. I tried to come back in. that night and you block me, but now it seems like everything's too. No. All right, so Mule joins the show. Who is Mule?

A drunken mess. I see. He's drinking. He's smoking weed. He's out of his mind. And him and John get along famously because of it. This is like, this is the conversations John wants to have a Friday night at midnight. Whether he's at the bar or calling up Kate Meeney,

he wants the other person to be as inebriated as he is. Because now we're on the same level this this makes sense and i think this is so spectacular because neal is sober oh yeah neil controls the show at certain times which i will show you i will demonstrate he's the only one who feels it he's the only one who has like a sense that like a show is happening we should be doing something yeah yeah john walks away to get beers and neil takes over and is a fantastic job uh what's your clip three here oh this is uh he explains why he didn't take kumia's calls the other night oh right yeah we just had anthony on the show

and, you know, there's almost 2,700 people watching this right now. Hit the like button while you're here. And, yeah, we just had anything in the show, and he was talking about how the fact that he was calling John from the poker table, and then he was texting John, and then he saw the thing that's like, oh, I got blocked. While John's saying anywhere, any place, any time, you and me. Yep. Block.

B.J. I don't know, junk thing to it. Why didn't you block? Call me his calls your coward. No, I'm not a coward. I don't have racist. my show, especially failed racists who are attending

an event with an... Hold on a second. Can you fail at being racist? Yeah, no, he's very successful with being racist. He has succeeded at that, undeniable. No one even thinks I'm a racist anymore. I guess I fail. By every metric. By every way you measure that sort of thing, huzzah. If it first, you don't succeed.

I'll try again, I guess. A failed racist. This coming just hours after he had VTL on his show dropping the hard R on the show. I was just like, I don't have racist on my show. But you saw how he reacted to it. He clearly didn't like it. He's not a fan. He wants us to believe that he didn't know that Coomia had any of these beliefs at all. And he also goes, these people think they're Howard Stern. Well, around the

time that Artie was his co-host and he owned his own network and you were a guest on his show, he's Howard Stern for that moment. Like it's not a leap. Right. I don't have racists on my show, especially failed racists who are attending an event with an anti-Semite. Not my thing. Who's he talking? You know it's so funny? I just try to figure out who Viette is here at Chrissy Mayer's content all the town.

I thought of a number of people. Yeah, right. Who is it? Missy's not here, Josh. She couldn't make it. She's watching the dog. My brother just next to me, he wants to know. Ask John if he's seen the Jaws 50th anniversary.

They're playing at theaters now because it's the 50th anniversary of Jaws. No, no. I watched it. It's like a love language. I'm not drunk, you're drunk. No, no, no, you're a drug. All right, you got it. This next one is great because you see, you know,

John's smitten with mule, and you get to see how long his love lasts. I'm going to get some more beer. What's that? I'm going to have to cool me down some more beer. How many have you had tonight? Let me get it. under 20

under 20 but getting close I'm not going to I'm not going to I'm not going to cry about some goddamn bitch Detroit Dabler, things would have told us. You loved Ant before he shun you.

You knew he said him. Hold on, you got to let me talk without interrupt. First of all, Detroit, I didn't know that he ever said it. So you are wrong. I am right. I'm going to pause it real quick, only because we've been doing the series, living in the past, instead of John, our Patreon, Patreon. Patreon.com, I should watch these podcasts.

So we've been going back and listening to John's podcast from 2018. The earliest recordings are still available. And in that time, he was pissed at Anthony. And he was talking about what a racist he is. I mean, every episode, he talked about what a racist Anthony is. And then he goes on Anthony's show in November of 2018. We're listening to him in June and July. And he's talking about Anthony being racist and dropping hard hours and all this stuff.

And then he went back on Anthony's show again. So John doesn't know that like the internet has receipts. He thinks he could just make up Like I didn't know I had no idea Then I went at this show And I never did again After I found out

It's like no we've proven That's not the case Well in an addition to that He bashed everybody On the Stern show Then wanted to go promote his book I can't believe Gary won't return my calls I want to promote this book

Where I have a whole chance About Gary sucks Yeah I don't know I don't know what's going out Must be Marcy too And if you call John on this He will say

Oh no I knew about the The sex things That's what he says I knew about his trouble with women I just didn't know about the racist stuff. Like, oh, okay, great. That's fair. Right.

Like, he doesn't know, like, which one's the worse. Yeah, like, hating women. I thought it was fine. But when it turned, like, what are you saying? There's no moral high ground here, John. No. Good day, sir. I said good day.

Good day. I actually didn't know about his racism when I did his show. Well, honestly, you know, I had no idea. I didn't know about it until, later on. Mike? Okay. It's got a fucking liar.

Yep. This one's great because Neil actually knows about movies. Oh, good. And he tries to teach John something, but that never goes well. I'm a picture here, John. I don't know if you could share it.

But I remember this. I looked it up. And you could see what looks like the Amityville Horror House in a scene in Jaws. Wow. There's something I did not know Which really corroborates my

Hypothesis That it was based on You know what the definition of a hypothesis is It's an engineering guess, bro Holy shit I can't believe you got that Tell me about everything about the scientific method You call it smart man, muley boy?

Yes, sir. Yeah, would you have gotten that right? No, sir. Not everyone can be as smart as mule here. That's the mule. Wow. This is like one of the clip we replayed last night where he's just like, so I use the Socratic method, go ahead and Google that.

Whatever he has a three-syllable or more word, he feels like he's smarter than everyone else. Do you know what hypothesis means? Yes. He learned about it in fifth grade. He's a movie lover. He loves to tell us how he's a movie. Oh, sure.

And his response to Neil saying a fun fact was to go, no. Like he just rejected the idea and then didn't know how to internalize it and then just immediately had to, but I bet you don't know that. Oh shit, he does know that. Can I find somebody in this chat that doesn't know something I need it fast? I need it. And then he found one and he was comfortable again. It's horrible.

see this is a teacher a substitute teacher you're right he always has to be on top by the end of the conversation just by the end of the back and forth uh we got one more clip on here i just want to give a little closure on this the fun fact about all of this is that it's not true the movie was shot in uh not on long island so right so this this house the amity bill horror house is not that it's not that they didn't even shoot it there and it was like one google search away which is strange I hope you didn't talk to Crispin Glover with that mouth. Yeah, it's not great.

Okay. One more clip. Here, just John has to be on top. Okay. Telling you, I have everything about it. Hold on, hold on a second. What's that? That is amazing now.

Neil. What are you looking at? Meal. Oh, we're over here on the side. This is a scene from Jaws, Mule. And in the back is, you know, clearly a house it looks just like All right, let me ask

I'm really interested in this. I can't wait to tell my good buddy from the tonight show who was a big Jaws fan. I don't know if he knows it. Now, you and I also had the same opinion that Amity was short for Amityville.

Now, I wonder if Peter Benchley or Seedlisselberg did this on purpose, which would be forecasting that they're about to experience a horror, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a nice little Easter egg.

It's pretty well hidden. And then, you know, the name of the, like you said, Amity, it's a, you know, peculiar name. Ambyville Horror would have been really big at the time because the book was huge. Well, which came out first, George's in the Amityville Horror? That's a good question, man. If, uh, if, uh, Jaws came out first, there it goes, uh, all our,

uh, well, not really, because the Abneyville Horror house. We actually, yeah, the, um. I mean, that was famous anyway. Right? Yeah. That came out before Jaws. That's what I think. I might be wrong, but I think Amityville, the very first one, came out before Jaws.

But that how? I guess John Amityville Horror, uh, 1977. Yes. They're going to praise number six, right? There you go. That is crazy. Hey, no fat chicken. Holy shit.

This is so stupid. If when we get these guys' minds on World Trade Center Building 7, you know, I need these guys like, let's not worry about the Amityville thing and Jaws. I mean, that's important, but it's not as important as like, what really happened there? No plane hit that building. Why did they collapse? What's going on? Who fucking cares about the conversation? Sorry, I see what you're saying.

It's actually not important the conversation that they're having. We've been talking about misplaced energy, and it's like Neil took the time to find the still, to add the arrow, but never once thought to just Google whether this is true or not. All right. So I was watching later on in the program, and I think Neil is sharing his screen. And in Streamyard, if you're a guest, you can go in and share your screen and be like, you hear this happen on TLP all the time. This little piggy, we're moody, be like, Carl, pull up my screen, because he's got a stupid grab or a chart he's how proud of. all right here you go i'll do that when i was on with john we were doing our one-to-one i was pulling up i wanted to show him evidence that it's very easy to manipulate what webpages say so i was

pulling up his patreon i was changing the words on it in real time but as soon as i pulled up and he saw that i was sharing something he thought it was an unknown entity coming into a stream yard and he kicked me out because he got rid of my screen which got rid of me too he like freaked out this happens again with uh nasty deal nil do you know do you know about this? This is great. What was this again? Sorry? Do you know about the double house? No. Double house, Neil.

Come on. Keep up. Damn it. So when they sent me a blanket, I kick it out. Fuck. Neil, come back. Darling. This is me and you, Johnny, boy. So,

Neil was trying to demonstrate something to him. And this is a whole weird back and forth. because they're talking about whatever haunted house John lived by when he was growing up in Massapequa and there was a place that was called I had it a second ago we were talking about it before the show he's calling it devil house which sounds like devil house hell house hell house

hell house so Neil's going yeah I've never heard of of this place John and then he finally Googles him it's like oh hell house he's like yeah okay I know that I knew about that like Neil knows his shit I think that's what we're trying to establish here he's well versed in this stuff And a hellhouse is a specific word for a specific thing. And that's a meaning.

John thinks it's just like horror house, evil house, whatever. Whatever. You don't know about devil house? I think I just made up. Yeah, I don't. All right. So then John leaves to get a beer. And this is where you could tell that Neal's the only professional on the stream.

He just takes over and runs things correct. All right. Neil, I'm going to just mute you for a second because I got to go get some beers. Why? Because I don't trust you as much as a Neal. No, don't say anything stupid. So let's see. We'll get some folks in the chat.

Anyway, while you're in the chat, hit the like button. Subscribe. You can become a member. You can also go like without your head. That's my channel. We're live every Thursday. I would appreciate that. And we'll get back to the chat when you can expect.

So I am making a puppet. This is all hand-sowed. And it's not a tokey puppet. It's actually for a movie I'm making. So Neil is actually an interesting guy. He's doing things. He's got things to talk about. John stumbles away and it grabs some more beers.

And he's just like, all right, well, talk about what I'm up to. So you can check out my show. It's on Thursdays. Go over there. I'm working on this puppet for this movie that I'm making. And this puppet is actually really impressive. Like the fucking eyes move and shit, like blinks. I want to see the movie.

It's pretty fucking cool. If Rocco get his hands out that thing, that could be popular. Shut up. I think Broca should get a lawyer. Yeah, it is very Tuky-esque. That is true. All right, so this brings the conversation about Tuki. Let's see how John feels about that.

Eyes move. This problem, the whole thing with Tuki, like when you, you know, I know that I know that they do it for what they think is fun, but in say shit that they think is fun, but, you know, not to me. And, you know, actions have reactions, put it that way. How many years are you married before you cheat on your wife? So you can take this to Howard, right? And you can shove this right up Howard's stupid fucking ass, okay?

Well, you don't like Howard anymore? No, because Howard dump somebody all the time. And, you know, it's just not fun when you have a thing like this, okay? And now you'll do this on a show and you all have and have a good time, but it's not fun, you know? John has gone full circle. Oh, yeah. He is Billy Crystal now. I mean, he's not funny, you know, making fun of dumb alcoholic, living by himself

at Cape Coral. And how much time has transpired since he was just telling Neil that he's been insulted by the best and that it rolls off his bat. Yeah. 20 minutes, not even. It's incredible. He has no idea how to parse anything going on around him. So it's always just like whatever the, it's like Aaron Imhol.

Like just living in the at present. moment of that exact time. It doesn't matter what you said earlier, what you thought earlier. It doesn't matter what's going to happen in the future. It's that time. This is what's real to be. He doesn't see any irony in him being offended by people asking him, probing and intrusive questions.

That's why I pulled this clip, the famous Billy Crystal interview from the Howard Stern show. It's like, holy shit, John. How do you not realize this? I was going to say, John behaves like a man who has not been recorded most of his life. There's so much evidence. And he just pretends like it's not there. And the one argument he has is that like, yeah, but I didn't have to hide behind a puppet or a mask. Meanwhile, he's wearing a wig and glasses.

Yep. Yeah, go figure. Hypocrine. He's the worst for that. All right. So Mule comes back to the show here. And this is, when we talk about this a lot, this is the stuff you can't write. And it's overused.

Like, you can't write this kind of. dialogue this couldn't be scripted but this is really a perfect example of that i don't know if it's just my end but you're kind of computerized at the moment what i mean um you're kind of coming in and out it's not it's kind of like digitized meal oh no you john but you're a little bit better right yeah i'm here my end i'm not sure how are you mule are you there yes sir welcome back mule All right. John, boy, you hear me? What?

It's unbelievable. What? Why does John always give us these drunk streams before our live shows? They're only ever drunk streams, though. No, they're not. Like, for a long time, he was just doing his shows at 1 p.m. or whatever it was, and there was never any drinking going on. He's chugging Mountain Dew and insurer and,

and monster energy drinks or whatever. So he says, I'm not convinced that's what's in those containers. You know, Jen, this conspiracy theory that you have, maybe you should look into the World Trade Center Building 7. No plane hit it. It just collapsed. I'll do that. She's forecasting. Anyway, so that back and forth right there is fantastic.

John then brings up a joke about his dinner that he had. Remember, he went to get Indian food with this chicken. who lives two and a half hours away from him and uh this is where you start to realize the comedic talent of john melendez and everyone on the show recognizes it along with him i know i got the normal non and it was uh here bad joke coming and it was it had butter on it that's just nonsense That's my son. That's not this. Mule might be the drunkenest guy in the world.

I'm kind of coming around on Mule. He's pretty fun. He's having a good time. Yeah. He's having a real good time with us. And it's so easy to gas John up to. Like, John even said, like, this is a shitty joke coming up. Hey, Chrissy Mary and the baby are here.

Hey, Chrissy. I don't want to get a hand and foot disease. Can you just... Oh. Chrissy, if you want to come over and talk about sticker meal, you can do that. We're just making fun of John Melendez, the guy who's suing me for $600,000 because he's got his feelings hurt. Seems like a lot, right? I'll give her my chair.

Doesn't that seem excessive? Oh, all right. Everyone was waiting for you to step in here, Chrissy. Oh, who for these? Chris's. You just saw him getting up. They look just like mine. Well, they're not.

actually ours they're yours we didn't bring our own this is your studio could you imagine if i came here and set all of this up what a giant waste of time that would be yeah look at the candle going yeah wow you get distracted very easily it's been a long weekend it's been a long weekend you had a lot going on an hour and a half nap with the baby oh good for you he needed to nap and then i so well i was so tired how's it going with the crib training it hasn't we're not yeah we got to work on that yeah take it from me you know i've raised a lot of kids haven't done that at all we bought like a toddler piece that goes on his crib i hope we had

like friends of cars quite in this beautiful crib and he has not slept one night in now he's about for 17 months but we bought like a i hope they're not watching there's almost 2,900 people watching right now i i hope that your friends who bought you this crib are not like what the fuck what a bitch they know they're here this weekend oh okay they're very cool and i bought this like toddler wall thing it covers like three quarters of the side of the crib and then you make it a little lower i'm probably to end up sleeping in there with him but we'll see we'll see uh yeah so it's more of a decoration this crib it's more of like an accent piece for the room oh yes you can tell this is the baby's room because here's the crib but i was so delirously tired this morning i

used the the dog shampoo on my hair i was like it smells different why was that in the shower because we sometimes shower the dogs in there You don't know much about child raising or having dogs. But hold on. We're up here with Frank Tannert and the dogs because they watch the baby when we're doing this. Oh, you've been here for a while. That's right. I forget you got here last Thursday.

Yeah. You're on vacation. Mersh told us. You're on vacation. Wow. Frank's looking at me like, yeah, we played the clip last at WATP. Mersh decided like this was a way to get a free vacation for you guys. Oh, right, because we're sick of the baby.

That's what he said. So there's no baby. What a horrible vacation. First of all, we brought the baby. Well, Mersh is a loser. He doesn't understand how life works out. That's probably part of it. Anyway, well, you actually said earlier, we were talking about John and Carl was asking,

why does John always have some kind of drunken explosion before one of these events that we're throwing? It always happens. And he has FOMO. That's exactly right. I think it, MERS, too. I think all of these people that are broadcasting alone in their basement suddenly feel very angry about when friends are getting together. and having fun. And no one's stopping these people from doing their own

similar kind of event, right? No, it's actually really fucking hard to pull off. The fact that you guys pulled this off is incredible. It's not impossible. And none of these people could do it. It's not impossible. It's not possible. Patrick Mountain does a really good job with Hackamania.

Yeah. You do a really good job with your, I mean, this is way beyond what you've done in the past. It's a lot. And it's like, we learned a lot. We like realize if we were just again. Because there's only me, Frank, and Filthy, like running everything. Yeah. Filty's out of an hour's sleep

And I, he's like, I annoyed the fuck out of him today. He's delirious. He's like, I'm shaking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's going to murder me. He might murder me. And I would understand. I'm a problem. Well, because the people that were supposed to do the overnight, the ugly hours last night were not available.

And it was on standby. Adam was looking for you. We were there. We were making stuff happen. Yeah. I think it was. I pet a dog at like 4 a.m. We went on the dog walk.

Yeah. It was Jill, furry, and somebody else here overnight. Well, just just talk to the, whatever. Don't talk to the microphone. It's fine. I am talking. the microphone. Yeah, no, I know. I know. I saw. I get tough. I do it all the times because we can't hear ourselves. Oh. That is true. That is probably most of the problem. I thought the shouting

would make up for it. Who at home was like, I love this John talk. I hope it breaks out into baby talk real soon. We just stop this. I'm killing it, aren't I? And I'm on very little sleep. How much sleep did you do? Christy was I had to force Christy to go to sleep last night. It was like 3.34, 5 in the morning. My eyes were red. And you were feeding people grapes. And I'm like, You've got to go to bed. I was like, who has grapes? Who wears the garbage? And I had to throw it away.

And she said yes. And I went to the bathroom. I came back and she was streaming again. We had to drag her away. And I was like, someone's going to watch the stream. All right. We have 2,900 people here. And I want to tell those people to go to stickermule.com slash Chrissy mayor.

Why would they do that, Chrissy? Because they're very based small business. And they're up in Amsterdam, New York. Anthony Constantino is a CEO. Super, super cool guy. I think he was going to run for office or something. But he, like, made international news because he, on one of his factories, he just put like a big illuminated Trump sign and it made like, I guess, national news.

I don't know why. I thought Frank was going to fill him. Usually when I forget the details of a story. I'll hand off this. Usually when I forget the details of the story, Frank is there. So if you have any political questions, now would be the time to, chat them in no no no no no we're not we're not going political to the specifics really but chrissey what do you think about uh w tcc seven and why did that fall down with no point

hit it what is dickermule dot com slash rissy mayor they don't want w tc guys that an issue for you at all is that a thing we need to what is that building seven you don't don't they think that like they just put explosives there i'm asking you what do you think i think that they put explosives there. Who? Who's they? The Jews. Adam's people. So, you know, it's funny because the meeting and Boston and I were there and they did not bring any of that. Well, because it's the upper, upper people. It's like they can't involve everybody. This guy was on Buffy. How dare you? I know. I know.

It breaks my heart. But like, if the upper Jews involved the mid-level Jews, then people would be like, oh, the stereotypes are right. So they have to keep it like, they have to keep a pretty, you know, it's funny, because we were playing a clip of John talking about this event. And he goes, Anthony Coomia's going to be there and the anti-Semite's going to be there as well. And I went, which person is he talking about? That could be so many. I know.

There are a lot of names that went through my head as I was trying to figure out who he meant. There's a, there's a Moishi in the chat that's like, Adam is just too Jewish for me. And the funny part is Moishi's right. Like I get where they're coming from. You're great. We love Jews. We wouldn't have invited Adam and Lauren Dale Ogun if we didn't like Jews. Well, you wouldn't have put us in our own special area.

That's true. And giving us these stickers to wear. Those tattoos you got for weird, too. And I never got the kosher meal. Kaylee had to invite herself. But other than that, no, you guys are great to the Jews. In that other area that Mercia was talking about. Oh, boy.

In the oven. All right. Enough Jew talk. Chrissy, get back to what you're doing. Thank you for hopping out with us. I did use the dog shampoo today. You look great. It looks amazing.

I had to wash my hair, though. You look fantastic. I'm really excited. Come here. I'm very excited for the show tonight with myself. Anthony's coming back from his gala. Oh, he's already back. He's on the show.

He's back. He's back. He's back. Yeah, he's here. Michelle, Tim, Gino, Keanu, Joe Curry, maybe we'll be on the show tonight here at Villa. You can still get tickets. You're in the area, 930 here at Villa Roma. And then

we have an after party karaoke thing. Nice. Yeah. Which I know you guys. That's Jen's thing. I love karaoke. If anybody hasn't seen Rich Foss, the show he did last He was one of the greatest performances I have ever seen. He spent the first 40 minutes just talking about everything he'd seen

and all the thoughts he had about this resort and the event. And by the end of this, every single person got like some kind of interaction got put down and then raised up. And it was like some kind of church service where I've never seen someone improvising so honestly and for so long. Yeah, like personalized. He really like, and he's someone I've been watching for years and opened four quite a few times. So like he really is like I've like an

comedy inspiration. I know it sounds gay, but like I watch what he does and it's like he's so great with a crowd. And I think like I get a lot of, um, my style from him. It's just the way he does crowd work is really cool. He's so funny. Yeah. Every observation to Adam's point that he made hit. Everything landed. And it was very impressive because it was all just kind of, he wasn't looking at notes or anything. It's just like, because they can't write. But it was all just like he was ready to go and just knew everything and it was a phenomenal show and he also helped on w tp

last night and then i quickly kicked him off because he has no business being on this show that was so funny that was fun he's like we're like we don't want you here go yeah chrissey was on that w tp we know what the people want boss we got to talk about john kumia i'm sorry we got we got to get back to john i'm so sorry yes all right chrisie go go do what you're doing thank you for having us this has been a lot of fun zero energy chrisie yenzhen don't read the Chat. Why are you reading the chat? You have no idea. There's one rule here. I'm not even Jewish. My father's

Jewish. Okay. All right. Love you guys. Thank you. Love you, Chrissy. We're going to wrap up soon. I know we're going long. You started late. Bye-bye. Producer Chris, get your ass back over here. We got some more clips to look at. I was really worried when I woke up like two hours before the show that we wouldn't have enough to talk about.

Not the case. That's never the case. Oh, the bar's open now. That's exciting. Oh, is it time to drink? it's getting there all right switch it up let's get back to this so uh

john explains what a tough guy he is and now you should not fuck with I'm the last person you want to be trifled with I'm telling ask Vince ask Vince or ask

anybody I saw you said it cost him like 63 grand for his lawyer at least but but you know I'm the last where to wear

Sorry. No, I'm not talking about it. The worst fighting ever. John got sued by Vince and got so scared that he had to split his YouTube earnings with Vince and who knows what else was going on with the deal they made. And John's takeaway is, you don't want to fuck with me. Ask Vince. And John thinks that the cost for his attorney is a win for John. Anti-slapp

Anyway, we don't need to talk about that right now Let's talk about me John's finally talking about me He never talks about me He's drunk, he forgot He forgot he's supposed to talk about me Isn't it funny that that guy thinks he's cool I mean he's the

He's the anti-cool I mean, there's nothing cool About it I heard mule rocks out to the isotopes I like to be goes He's anti-cool. He's like warm. He's the anti-cool.

I mean, there's nothing cool about it. I heard Mule rocks out to the isotopes. Oh, no. Oh, no, negative. I don't think anybody does, actually. I don't think the... I don't rock out to the isotopes. A isotopes.

Why do they pull that clip? This is devastating. Mule's not playing us. us on Spotify, The Isotopes.com. He's not playing us on Spotify and rocking out to us? Why do they play that? Why do you do this? This is embarrassing for us.

You guys must feel really bad about yourselves now. I feel so anti-cool. Anti-cool sounds kind of cool. Yeah, she does. Yeah. Anti-folk. It's like there's good stuff there. All right.

John talks about the anger that people have towards it. The anger. The anger. Like, I can. I've gone away for eight months twice, right? Yes, thanks sir. But the anger has never stopped. Like, what, where is this anger derived from?

I mean, there, look, maybe the thing about that. Hold on, Neil, hold on, sir. Maybe they're thinking of a bad person, but can't you think of worse people? Yeah, but Hitler and Stalin never sued me. You know, there are worse people, sure, but in my world, I don't know. He says he's up there. This is the only way he processes anything. When he didn't know that fact about Jaws, he had to say, well, I bet this other guy I know from the Tonight Show also doesn't know that.

Right. So I'm not alone. Yeah. People think I suck, but don't people suck more than me? Yes. That could also be true. It doesn't make what we just said, not true. Right.

Sorry, I could distract it by babies. I know. I've ever seen one? Do you know? That's what they're like. I used to be one. Can you believe that? I can't prove that.

He's done it all. My favorite thing about John's humor is it doesn't exist without this word, sounds like this word. Nonsense. Esotopes. That's it. Yeah. It's child's play. It's funny that all he tells are like really bad dad jokes.

And he's also a really bad dad. The jokes on his kids. They do sound like losers. You're going to get sued. and skunk hitler is a much better painter that's true he's more creative too do you guys want to watch john sneeze I'm going to show you I know you don't want to

I'm going to show you John sneezing question is do you think he covers his mouth and knows it all so it doesn't get mucus and saliva he's a parent and a teacher he knows this okay good and because I just got a couple of beers hold on bless you in advance bless you

Emergency show What's you, Johnny? What's he, Johnny? Emergency show. John Steve. How dare he see? So a What?

Emergency show. Emergency show. Don't you really clip that for your next emergency show? No, man. That fucking, Mules killing at this show. I love Jake Hudson, and I want to

the best for him, but, like, this isn't the place for him right now. No, that's not Jaycox, that's fuel. That was fuel. Oh, shit. John says emergency, like he says, energy. Yeah, mercy. Bird seat. Burnsie.

Um, does Jake Hudson drink? That's scary, I thought. Like, Mule's wasted on here. I think so. He has to you, right? I think so. I don't know if I ever seem to do like a drunk stream, though. How would we really tell them? Yeah. It's kind of like when you're trying to figure out if a five-year-old's

autistic. How do how do you really know? Yeah, I don't know. They all seem a little slow. That's her next game. Megan goes, so does he have autism? Carl, shut up. Carl, shut up right now.

Now we're going back to the beginning. I know. We're doing the whole thing over. She got mad at me today. I love how. So John knows. He knows that sneezing like that is fucking disgusting. Yes.

And he does it anyway. He can't stop himself because he's a clown. That's what he does. Like, he's going to perform for us. so he's going to put a pie in his own face. So again, Neil is right. He loves horror. And that's why he's attracted to John.

That makes sense, actually. John's hitting all the classics on this episode when he's drunk. The spelling police comes back. Meal, tell me the problem with the sentence, please. Tell me. So the Baba Booie says, the fact you're too scared to read them, truth hurts talking about the chats that are coming in the John, superchats that John is not read.

There is one real glaring problem with the way this sentence is written. Could anyone tell me, please? Yes. Well, the two is, it needs an extra O in it. There you guys. Neil, you got it. Wow. I think he's just so excited that Gary chatted in.

He hadn't spoken to him in a while. that's not actually the real baba buoy i don't know it looks like them yeah could be could be all right last clip i have on here um so they're up at 3 a.m doing the show and clay is in the chat and john wants clay to come on the show because obviously that would make it even better if there's a fourth person screaming nonsense on top of everyone else and it's funny what john says here this is this is the prima donna clay is i'm in bed them all the way Half a sleep, but it didn't happen. First of all, it's 3 a.m.

It's 8 a.m. in England right now. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, really? Really? When is John ever gone on live at 8 a.m? With his webcam on. It's never happened. No.

And the fact, he's calling on Clay Damper, oh, really? You can't come on with your webcam on at 8 a.m. I was like, no, John, I'm laying in bed still. It's Saturday. to get. And John pretends that that's like, oh, what a pussy bitch. Kevin Brennan paid John to go on

and snipe a show at a specific time. And John could not figure out the time zone. That's right. What time the show started. That's right. And he could not believe that Kevin had the audacity to give him any shit for completely blowing this thing

that he was paid for. But this, he can't tolerate. I love what Clay's doing with John right now. I hope it continues because I think Clay's spout up and he's trolling John, but he's, you know, halfway in. He's still a little bit on John's side, but he jabs him a lot. I get pretty much every time it's appropriate. He's been brilliant. Yeah, it's been great. All John cares about is what other people think. So as long as Clay can keep getting those digs in in a way that John can claim he didn't hear or understand or notice, it'll go on.

Also, I didn't mention, I put it up on the screen, but Nasty Neal has been in the chat. So props to you, Ness, and you'll keep going on John's show and showing him what a professional does. El Diablo says, I actually love the Negroes, Adam. Cool. Michael P. is curl reading from a distance gay? Yeah. Yes, exactly right. It's very far away.

Oh, my God, says Lauren Delagina smash Destiny and Martin Scarelli. I heard that. Someone told me that last night. Wait, there's a girl here that likes Martin Scareley types. I played poker with her. And she's pretty cute. Davey cakes, two bucks. So after this, is Ant, even for merging compound?

What? El Diablo, why y'all letting this chick ruin the show? I'm trying my best. I'm doing what I can with what I have. I'm sorry. Sorcercerer here with two bucks. Adam, do you like Chuck Berry? Only his sexual provocations, not the music.

Yeah, I think what he's farting on chicks. Hmm, salty. That's my favorite. Peeing on girls too, but whatever. Worst biking ever five bucks. Trying to get S.J. and Neil to do a horror movie watch-along show. Watching S.J. jump and do his Dr. Smith hand movements would be a content farm. That's a great idea.

I know there's a lot of talk on this stream. We didn't play the clips, but a lot of talk about John being in one of Nasty Neal's movies, and John was already negotiating terms for that, how much money he would need to be in this movie. And it's like, Neil's just like, yeah, I don't need you in a movie, fine.

Do you remember how much he said? No. $10,000. Oh, get it. That makes sense. I will settle for $10. You can pay me half now. All right.

Well, this has been fantastic. This is like a weird, impromptu, unformatted version of WATP with my friend's producer, Chris, Adam Bush, and Jenny Jingles. What a fun weekend. Yeah, it's not even over yet. When this is over, I'm done. Well. No more live shows for four days.

No, I got to do the creep off on Monday. And then that's it? And then point dabble point. Whatever. It doesn't matter. The point is this. Go Bills. Fuck the Ravens.

Who's with me? hands man did you hit the goal we did not even get close to the goal and i'm very disappointed in all you cheap skates for not giving us the money that we deserve let him have it yeah but like aaron if you want to give me two hundred dollars maybe i'll watch tony hingecliff with you what a dream rumble friday coming up all right how the hell do i get out of here i don't have this isn't my stream yard i don't have my according to john you just leave you leave it all running and you just go here's sting to play us out.

You see Swipfish? Fucking thing sucks! The morning radio. And now the show is old for now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. I hate this fucking show. Mental illness can literally drive them crazy. Shut the fuck. ass wipe and shut my cock Puppets kick ass Who gets a shit, who gets a shit, who gets a fuck?

Who fucking cares? It's boring as shit. Thanks a lot, Carl. Your podcast stinks. you know who are these podcasts i don't know i don't get it makes no sense