Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep657 - High Low with Emrata feat. Julia Fox (Live in Detroit)

Episode Date: September 13, 2025

This week’s episode is star-studded starting with a Dave Landau standup set. Then we’re joined by Drew Lane, Dave Landau, and Marc Fellhauer to review High Low with Emrata featuring a vocal fry infused conversation between Emily Ratajkowski and Julia Fox. Vinnie Paulino brings a cop cam from Michigan with an amazing twist. Jen, Trucker Andy, and Lucy join us to check out Stuttering John getting trolled by Vince for two hours straight on his show. Drew, BranDon McAfee, and Mike Wolters talk about Joe Rogan with Carrot Top and the parallels between StutJo and Carrot Top. Dave and Chuck the Freak is still on the air for some reason and Eric Zane breaks down how boring they are with Lucy and Vinnie. In memoriam includes Gary in SD, Lisa Boswell, King Cobra, Skimask, Aaron’s dignity, Zane’s boner, and Opie’s family. BranDon, Vinnie, and Andy come on to chat about Aaron Imholte getting called out for using the Charlie Kirk assassination for money and going hard at Anthony Cumia (instead of taking some self-inventory). We finish up with another round of To Poke A Dabbler with Jen, Vinnie, and Andy. Oh, and Producer Chris was there the whole time, too.  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: ⁠http://bit.ly/watp-patreon⁠ ⁠https://watp.supercast.tech/⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. I think it's time to get this started. You've got the Drew Lane podcast here. Who are these podcasts? WATB, they're here. There's a lot of people here. I heard Darren McCarty somewhere in the crowd. fucking DMAC, right?

Charlie LaDuff is here. Matt Riley's running around here. Let's get this started off right. You guys know him. You love him. He's local. Normal world. He was on Joe Rogan's podcast a fucking week ago.

You guys want to bring him out? Mr. Dave Landau. Thank you. Charlie LaDuff. Charlie's going to join me. How are you guys? Love you guys. Love you. Good to be home in Detroit.

Yeah. I got to do Detroit stuff just because I'm here. No, it really is good to be here. We have our own anthem. We know this. Don't stop believing by journey. So anytime you're in a bar or restaurant, You hear the line just a city boy

And everybody stops to sing Born and Raised in South Detroit But the very next line to that song Is he took the midnight train Going anywhere How's that for hometown pride? Hey, where's this train going? Who gives a shit?

It's midnight in Detroit. Two tickets that way, please. Leave the baby. He can't keep up. We'll make a new one when we get anywhere. Should we sell the house? Leave the baby. I was in New York. I lived in Harlem for three years.

It's a shithole. And when I was there, he went to the World Trade Center. And, well, what was left of it? Way too. Oh, right, 9-11 was yesterday. It's my bad. But we were saying and he goes,

you think this could happen in Detroit? And I was like, no. Deerborn's there. They're not going to shit where they eat. Sorry, too much. It's the balsy joke alone on a stage right now. I know too much.

And I'm glad people are recording, but fuck, I'm scared. people taking shit way too fucking seriously right now I thought the future would be good it's not people are like what future are we going to live in will it be like

clockwork orange where there's roving gangs of murderers and rapists being let out of the asylum or maybe it'll be AI taking over and guess what? It's all of it. We fucked up so bad it's all of it and now we have sex robots

coming. Sex, yeah. Why? They're giving them personalities. I don't want my sex robot to have a personality. It's a sex. I don't even want it to have eyes.

The thing should be like Helen Keller, you know? It should just, it should just make some noise and maybe it can just be like, water. Like, that's the only thing. Water and can That's the only thing, and my favorite meal.

That's the only things it should understand. I have a wife. She doesn't like sex at all. Well, when not with me. We have sex sometimes, sort of. We put on porn sometimes, make it spicy. We're watching one porn, and the doctor said to a woman,

he's not a real doctor, but he goes, you have cancer, the only cure is to suck my dick. I was like, wow, where are the chances we have the same doctor? 30 years, cancer-free. No, right? Oh, Charlie Sheen. He had AIDS and just recently said he had sex with men, so figure that out.

I'm not being homophobic. That's just what happened. I mean, it was the needle or the dick? Or was it the flu? It was the dick. So, yeah. No? All right.

Mostly the dick. Two and a half men. Oh, yeah. The midget. That's who gave it to him. A little bit of AIDS. Yeah. Can you put in just the tip if you're a midget? Or is that just what midget sex is?

No offense if you're a dwarf. I'm almost there. If my tits get any saggier, they'll count it. I've been arrested a lot. That's fun. So don't drink and drive tonight. Seriously, you've got to be safe. Drinking and driving only ends bad. Or you get home fine. You ever wake up and your car's in the drive? and you're like, oh shit, did I do that? You got to go check it for dents?

They're like, oh, I hope that's a deer shoelace. Hey, honey, do possums wear special needs helmets? All right, I'm going to head on down to the car wash and rents this stroller off the hood. For good measure. You ever been arrested? Yeah, what'd you do? Yeah, I just looked like you...

Possession. Would you have a child? Was it two and a half a man? What'd you have, weed? Isn't that fucking suck that it's all legal now? Oh, I know, it was a long time ago. It was yesterday. The cop was fucking with you.

Remember when weed was a problem? Dude, fuck, I hate that it's legal now, because my kid's just going to have it. What am I going to say? Like, where'd you get it? Kroger, that's cool. Did you use the card? I get fuel points. Remember when you had to earn that?

You know, like drive down to the shittiest neighborhood and just like, I don't know, Weaver in 94 name out of a hat. Just go, kik-k-k-k-k-a. They'd be like, ho-hoo, ho-hoo. And they'd run out and sell you a dime bag, like that big, filled with stems and seeds. You'd separate it for hours. Roll up a dirtweed joint and get a headache.

But you know what? That's all you had in my day, son. You were grateful for it. Now you're hitting a vape like a bitch. What happened to this country? Driving a Tesla? Fuck that... Sorry, it's just the motor city, and we're driving batteries.

remember when your dad would come home and you'd be afraid like you'd hear the engine and if he like came inside you'd hear like you'd smell like a camel not like if you're in dearborn like if you like if he lit up a cigarette you know and maybe you heard a beer crack and then you calmly came back into the room to see your dad can you imagine if you didn't even hear your dad come in and then you just smelled grape you'd have no respect for him you'd be like hey pussy how is work they fire your bitch ass yet

but yeah don't you ever been arrested no that means yes a little were you locked up possession too Child for real? You look like it's true. Don't do that. You shouldn't steal kids. I think, actually now I don't even think they mind. They seem to just let you out pretty quickly.

No, you shouldn't. We'll tell a joke about it, ready? All right. I was watching the news. Actually, it wasn't the news. It was a Discovery Channel. And they were just a thing about sperm whales. and apparently the female will hold on to the male sperm for years and periodically make herself pregnant. I told my friend that and he goes,

oh yeah, same thing happened to me. What? He goes, yeah, I got a girl pregnant. She saved the condom years later, says she's going to take it out, unfreeze it, and put it in her. Oh, my God. What did you say? You can do whatever you want now that you're 18.

But just know that whatever you choose to do, your mother and I will be proud of you. See, that's the second one. All right, here's my last one. It'll be fun. All right. My favorite, I got arrested 13 times. I got sober after that because, you know,

it takes a while to learn. It was all drugs and shit. so it wasn't like real crimes. Not like, you know, stabbins and such. Did you see that the lady got stabbed on the train? That was sad. But during it, they took a cake break for someone's birthday. And then they used the murder weapon on accident to cut the cake.

All right, I made that part up. Okay. I'm sorry. The world's fucked up and my brain doesn't know how to process it. My favorite arrest ever, 16. My brother's hammered, drunk, and shock into my car, and I was sober, right? Just on Vicodin. And California's sober.

So, or I guess Arkansas. And I didn't want to bring them home all wasted, so I brought him to the White Castle on 8 Mile in Detroit. And we ordered a crave case, which is a cardboard briefcase filled with hamburgers. And as we're pulling out, my drunk-ass brother notices a prostitute. So he just starts huckin' chugging. cheeseburgers at her, which is hilarious. Just hanging out the window. How much for a hand job, bitch, Pam?

And I was crying, laughing, right up until she pulled out her badge. It was an undercover cop. If you could have seen the look on my dad's face, when the prosecuting attorney read, would you blow us both for extra cheese? I'm proud of you, kids. We got arrested for soliciting sex. Get this, we got all the charges dropped

because cheeseburgers, when thrown violently, is not technically offering trade or currency. How awesome is that? You guys are awesome. You ready for a fun night? gentlemen the reason you are here please welcome to the stage I'm gonna make sure you can get your phone now

because he was excited and he dropped it let's get it I'm gonna let you get your phone out you looked very happy and then your moment died that's the shittiest job I've ever seen in my life he is from Mexico all right if you want to

It's a joke, guys. Holy fuck. You got it out now? You ready? I did this just for you. All right. Are you guys ready for the reason you are here? Do better.

Please welcome, producer Chris and Carl. I told them in the strongest of words to just do it. You see, this is a, we just do it kind of show. Do it live. Episode 657. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what?

I missed penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize. Is it going to be absolutely riveting? Is it going to change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. I've been dying to say that.

Cuzz-a-ro, Cuzz-a-ro, slap-roo-o. It's showtime. W.A.T.P. Hello, Rupert Dix and Couser Rousse. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. The only show that thinks Detroit isn't a disgusting shithole. I'm your host, Carl, the now $850,000 man. With me tonight, we have Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles,

Lucy Typebox, Eric Zane, Vinnie Paulino, Mark Fellhauer, Brandon McAfee, Mike Walters, Dave, Landau, Drew Lane, and of course, producer Chris. Hello. There is a lot to talk about. Let's get right to it. I need to bring out our first panel. Let's hear it for Drew, Dave, and Mark. Get up here, boys.

Forever. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, guys, one more time for Dave. What an excellent set that was. Thank you. Thanks for being here, buddy. Thank you, sir.

That's fantastic. You should do that professionally. I'll try. So, Drew, you found a show that you fell in love with recently. It's two ladies that we really enjoy a lot. Emily Radajowski, Amirata, and of course, Julia Fox. One of my favorites.

And so I know everyone here really enjoys vocal fry. You're going to get your fill with this podcast. And a few likes. There might be a few likes involved as well. Drew, where do you want to start with this one? Okay, you don't want to start with the long cut, Mark did? I can do that. All right, can I set that up, please?

Of course. I had to painfully go through this show in about 21 minutes. into it, I would go, wow, they both have a crutch word, and it's the same crutch word. And I want to see if you guys can figure it out, too. You really have to pay really, like, close attention to see if you can figure it out.

But, like, when I went through it, I think the episode's 57, like, minutes. Yeah. When I pulled them all, nine and a half minutes. And so I'm like, I'm not going to make you guys suffer through nine and a half minutes of that bullshit. So it's only about two minutes. See if you can figure out what it is.

It's like, I feel like the TikTok has been demanding the collab. I feel like people are so excited for your book that that puts like, it's really hard for me to write now because I'm like, I know that it could be published. And when I was writing the book, I like tricked myself into thinking that it wasn't going to be published. Right.

And that's how I was able to write it. Like you're hustling and you're just like unapologetic hustling. Like I feel like you've been that way since you were a kid. Like I got there and I was like, I've done all of these things. Like I'm not interested in this. And like, I mean, yeah. And, like, did a year there and was like, wait, what?

Like, I'm going to be in so much, like, debt. I know. I did some fucked up things. Like, you know, I was 14. Like, now I would just do a totally different approach. Like, I would just do what I want to do. Like, got to, like, fucking survive. I need to, like, get some more skills.

I just feel like there's really, like, a shortage of teachers. I just think it would be so cool to, like, create a little pod of kids. Like, someone coming out and being, like, that's. not what happened. Like, like, I'm like, wait, what was I just thinking about for an hour? Like, I have this, like, memory of you wearing a condom. Like, I couldn't change even if I tried. Like, like, I feel like you've had eras and I'm like, if I have a day off, like, it'll be like, I have three hours, like, stigmatized. It's like the problem child. Like, like, I literally can't even answer the phone. And so it's like, oh, I was like, oh, wait, this is such a scam.

Like, if I'm in, like, survival mode, like, exactly. Like, I came. I was like, I was like, what am I even doing this for? Whatever, like, that's great. So, like, right? You know. Like, this is impossible. Because, like, like, reincarnation. I'm like, I was, like, working on it.

Like, I'd die. And then, like, like, like, this is so weird. Like, like, like, like. Now it's funny again. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, oh my God, that's so funny. So what's the crutch word?

Do you want another seven and a half a minute? to that? Because I watched all of it. I feel like the segment's over. That was the entire show, everyone. It was supposed to be the last one. I didn't know. I know. Drew jumped the gun on that one, but it was fantastic. Well done, Mark. Labor of love.

It was, yeah. You want to find out how they met? Because that's always important. It's always important when you see two vapid celebrities get it together. So people don't know this, but we've known each other for a while. Yeah. Yes. I remember Josh and Benny Safty talking about you to me. And then I followed you on

Instagram, and I have this, like, memory of you wearing a condom costume for Halloween, like being a condom and looking like fire and me DMing you and you being like, you already know girl. And I was like, I know I had to be this girl's friend. Oh my God, that's so funny. But like you haven't changed at all,

which a lot of people, I think, don't even... I know. I know. Like, I couldn't change even if I tried. Like, I'm just this way. Hey, Dave. Do you remember how we met? Was it at a fecal alcohol syndrome,

eyebrow party. That's actually embarrassing. I don't want to admit that. Yeah, I make an eyebrow around my eyes. Fortunately, both of them are new moms, too. And with motherhood comes complete retardation, as we'll see. I really will put a thought down in my head, and it's gone when I go back for it. Like, I'm like, wait, what was I just thinking about for an hour? Like, it's gotten better

than me, but the first year after. I was so, like, I thought I was just going to be stupid forever. You are. Yeah, the irony is lost on these two. Could you believe it? I was dumb. Yeah. I believe it.

There's no point in making the joke at the end of that one. Oh, my God. It's really tough being a single mom. Come on. Cut him some slack. It is. Come on. Somehow, all vocabulary disappears from the brain of a mom, yet both wrote books.

This is bizarre. Cut three. And I was, like, trying to find words, and they were just nothing would come up. And I was like, I actually don't know who I am anymore. I, like, don't have vocabulary. I don't know how to communicate. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

I can totally relate to that. Yeah. And actually, I was, now that I'm in my process of writing the book now, I was thinking, like, how do women do this? When they have children, like, this is impossible. And then I thought of you. And I was like, well, she fucking did it. I was so tired. I almost didn't do it.

It's three chapters are just the word like. It's a five-chapter book If that dumb fuck can have a kid, I can. If the apocalypse had... I do want to point out something about their book. Anybody have a guess is how many books Julia Fox sold? Anybody want to guess? Oh, do you know the answer to that?

I'm going through her book with Bwine Mike. We're doing a bonus thing. We're four and a half hours into her book. She's still 16 years old. Her memoirs are fucking ridiculous. And she can't remember anything. She remembers everything. That's because she can't change if she tried.

I know. Well, she doesn't want to, come on. When you're that cunty. How many copies did she sell over a buck? 10,680, which is pretty lousy, considering the amount of publicity that that horrid gets. It's currently 36,931st on Amazon, which is slightly above Emily Redikowski's book at 41,000. Does that count the audio-only downloads? I believe so.

I bought a book, everybody. I bought a book. You're complicit. Cancel that man. Why would you have, why, this is, oh boy, this is what shooters have read to them to give them motivation. Oh, boo all you want, wouldn't you after this? At least turn it on yourself. That's how I felt earlier today.

All right, if the apocalypse, if the apocalypse happens, which one will survive? Only one. Let's see which one. If the big one hit or whatever, like, I, I'd die. I think I'd die. What do you mean? The big one hit?

Like the apocalypse happens. Oh, like the real apocalypse. And I'm just like gotta like fucking survive. I need to like get some more skills. Honestly, I'll go to the same school. You know, I think I'd honestly do okay. I feel like you would too.

I do because like, I'm just that bitch. You're just activated. Yeah, I'll activate. If I'm in like survival mode, like there is nothing I won't do, you know, to like make sure that we're all collectively good. Honestly, she's more frightening than any post-apocalyptic monster, right? Julia Fox just confirmed she's a cockroach.

I knew it. I have so many candles. So Julia, I do want to point out, too, didn't she say she wants her kid to learn life skills? Like farming and changing a tire because she never did. I'm like, what? Life skills. Well, the apocalypse, you'd have to change a tire. That's exactly, yeah.

It makes no sense. And farm. We'll be eating good at about eight months, kids. Don't worry about it. I'll teach you how to do nothing I've learned. But they grew up in New York. What kind of farming are they doing? Urban.

Touche de. It gave me great confidence in the educational system that I did not have to find out that everyone told Julia. She was not college material. So what does she do to prove them wrong? Let's find out. You're never going to go to college. you're never going to, you know what I mean? Like, I literally had teachers actually say that.

Like, well, you're not going to college, so who cares, right? So, so it was kind of like, I'm going to go to prove to everyone that, like, I can do it if I want to. And that they were wrong. Yeah, and that they were wrong about me. So I went to community college and I did the whole thing. And I, and then I went to the new school for like a semester. And I was like, oh, wait, this is such a scam. Like, I do.

She dropped out. So do any of these teachers who told her she wouldn't go to college, do they feel bad? Like, oh, shit, we were wrong about this woman. Yeah, she's a genius. Yeah. How do we get it so wrong? I like how she's dressed like Michael Jackson's chimp. Emily now is getting an education.

Let's find out how and cut seven. Oh, no. Is this time of six, right? Oh, six. I majored in art at UCLA and did a year there and was like, did a year there and was, like, Like, wait, what? Like, I'm going to be in so much, like, debt. I know.

This is insane. I, like, just started working, like, making enough money to pay my college tuition bills. And I was like, what am I even doing this for? And then I dropped out. Oh, you know, that actually makes a lot of sense, because I'll go to a restaurant and I'll order all this food off the menu. And it tells me the price on it. But then I get the bill at the end. I'm like, oh, shit.

I got to pay for this now? I have no idea. Now, the real reason she dropped out, Drew, I don't know if you caught this, but she said, you know, she gets to college. and all these kids are doing drugs and partying and having a great time because they were such nerds in high school. She said, I got that all out of my system when I was 16 in high school.

Listen, we don't have to blame her for that. What are we judging now for drug use? As a child, some people just do it early. All right, I think this is the clip you were talking about. This is how Emily... She needs to get education. Yes. So there is education

that's still happening. Thank God. But I'm getting a lot of my education from TikTok. Yeah. I love it so much. I love seeing your TikToks. I mean, like, they bring me so much joy. And honestly, this is something I want to talk about was there was that one TikTok that said that we were tethered.

Yeah. Yeah. And I like that. Yeah. And it's so crazy because I texted you two weeks. I first of all, believe that 100%. Oh, yeah. I think we're definitely tethered.

Totally. I like, it's really bizarre. I texted you two weeks ago or something. It's like we're on a parallel. paths, but, you know, they're different, but they're like, it's still kind of the same way to believe in, like, magic and I don't know, like, reincarnation

and... So it's funny, because I get my education from Pornhub. So I'm also still learning. Is it Julia Fox's porn hub? Because it's specifically Julia Fox's TikTok. Oh, definitely not. No one wants to see Julia Fox naked. It's a nightmare. She doesn't

want you to see her naked either. She hates guys, which is great. Good for me. She hates sex. too. We'll find out later. Yes. But I wonder when they were discussing the books they wrote. This might be a conversation, Hunter S. Thompson and Truman Capote, for example, have had before. Let's see how they discuss it.

I really always wanted to do it, and I thought that it would be easier. But I found that my memory is so unreliable that I really, it feels more like an investigative journalism moment.

Some memoir. You're writing about your experience. Exactly. But, you know, I really want to stay true to the facts, you know, like, I'm also writing about other people that were in my life. Obviously, you've changed their name and the descriptions and whatever. They do that at the end, too. They have, like, legal come in and then you'll come through it. Okay. So you should worry about it too much. Okay, good. Yeah. But yeah, so, you know, I just really want to make sure that everything is like accurate. Yeah. But I mean, books are subjective. Like, it's your memory. It's your POV, it's your experience. I feel like you should just write that shit. I know, but I would hate

like someone coming out and being like, that's not what happened. Like, yeah. You're an author? Well, yeah. Well, when I wrote, I remembered, uh, and I was blackout most of the time. But if, if you were listening to this audio, you'd assume it's just one person talking, right? Just schizophrenic in the mirror. There's no way. I thought it sounded like two seasoned authors. What's so crazy about that clip And I'm going to keep that for the next time I'm with Blind Mike So we've been going through her book And when she's five years old

She remembers conversations And looks that people gave each other During the conversation It is a novel, it is fiction There's nothing real about it at all No, she just doesn't remember that conversation Because she forgets everything She's a mom

She can't even act like she's not a sociopath here for two seconds They're not even listening to each other Except for the part they can jump in and go Yeah, me too. Like, oh, my God. Yeah. Cut nine, this is weird because both of them point out that men have helped them get very far in life. But Julie doesn't like men.

Let's hear why. Like, I pretty much, in my teens, learned that I was a commodity and that I can get money or resources from men. Being a commodity is not a good thing. I don't think you know if that word means. Yeah. I was a widget. I was a unit. Yeah.

I also thought she didn't like men because of the two black eyes. So then it just became this game of, okay, how do I become more desirable so I can get more money? And I can be like that bitch and, you know. Be powerful. Yeah. And turning. But it's still powerful, like through them, though. You know, like it's still them giving me the power.

It's not my own power, you know. So, it's, I mean, it's a humiliating kind of position to be in. If only men would just turn over all their power without demanding anything in return. Well, I like, I use men for money. He's like, that's so powerful. It's like the opposite of that. You know, yeah, you know what, having no power as a man get you. Lots of pussy.

Women love a powerless bitch. Hey, suddenly, jobs are you for $850,000? You want to go out sometimes? Not a good pickup line. But then they give her everything, and she's humiliated. Yeah. Let's find out, do you want more kids? But do you want more kids?

The only time I think about having more kids is just if I'm like, I don't want him to be lonely. I want him to have like a buddy in life, you know, to go through life with. But it's so much work. Yeah, but it's so much work. And I'm like really doing the work. I'm not, you know, so it's like, I don't, I wouldn't be able to do it right now, that's for sure. But I also, I don't know, I kind of love our little, like, bond we have, just me and him.

They've also done studies and only children have higher IQs. I'm an only child. Well, there goes that study. There's an exception to every rule. We can all agree. She was so proud of her stuff. She was like, oh, my God. I actually just pulled that cut because the vocal fry was just,

I don't want him to get lonely because he has a conceited mom and no real person in his life and no father. All right, cut 11, we're going to find out. There's almost no information available on childbirth. This is crazy. That's wild. They won't tell you anything. It's crazy how much they don't tell you. Like, I feel like I was just, like, learning as I was going.

And, like, I didn't know that your vagina could tear to your asshole. You know, I didn't know that, like, he might not latch, he might not want, or that I might not produce enough milk for him. Like, that was the hardest ship. Mind-blowing. Yeah, like, there was just so many things that I was like, damn, you know,

I wish that we were a little more transparent about what this is actually like. Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing. Or her asshole, for the record. Right, I know. I don't want you to do with any of that part. I don't want to be nowhere near that area. I guess there's no books on.

childbirth? No. There's no way to know what might happen. You know what? She could have just listened to her doctor every time she went in, but that's not really an option either. We're going to find out she literally does the opposite of what her doctor tells her to do. We have a clip coming up.

I didn't know that it would hurt or that your vagina would open up and a baby would come out. Do you know your birth canal is also your vaginal canals? You know that? I had 90. She mentioned milk? Like she wasn't aware of that part? So your breasts make milk And I was like, what the fuck?

I'm just squirting at people on the subway. My baby needs this? Whoops. All right, we want more stuff that they refuse to tell pregnant women about childbirth. This is terrible. It's fucked up. Cut 12?

It's brutal the way you smell after birth. I don't know if that happened to you, but like two weeks after my hormones like shifted and I would wake up from sleeping and be like in a cold sweat and just smell insane. It was so scary. My girlfriend had a baby like a month.

Actually, around the time Valentino was born, and she was like, I just want you to know, like, you're going to smell really bad at one point. And then it happened to me. I guess it didn't happen to you, but even my dog, my dog was like, bitch, get away. Oh, my God. Yeah, it was a lot.

No, I didn't have that, but I did. So my tear and my vagina. Back to that. All right. They said, like, don't touch it. It'll just heal on its own. But I was like, wait, that's gross, like, I'm going to put hydrogen peroxide on it every day.

And because I did that, the wound wasn't healing, and then got infected. No, I mean, yes. You guys, you're-stupid fucking blah, blah, I think you're forgetting that she went to one semester of college. She knows more than the doctor. Yeah. Jesus. Why wouldn't you dump something that's not a healing agent all over? I put salt, vinegar, potato, chips, science? Did work.

I just rub leaves on it the natural way every night. She was talking about bad. She smelled. Yeah, there's a reason why you stunk so bad. You were infecting your vagina. Put some pants on. It might help. Also, her kid's name is Valentino.

That's a shock. These two ladies also agree that you turn. traditional man, woman, child, family just doesn't work. It's crazy. I was thinking about it, and I just think that, like, this mother, father, children's structure, I feel like people are really starting to not like it. I agree. I feel like a lot of things are kind of shifting, and I would not be surprised if maybe a trend

started occurring where, you know, girls just have a baby with, like, their gay bestie or just a guy that is a friend who also... Hold on. That's abuse. The two scenarios both include a male figure. We don't like the nuclear family. What if there's just another guy that we didn't fuck yet? Yeah, but he's gay, so he doesn't like it.

They want gay kids. Come on. We just want kids. And then they kind of just raise him more like in as a group setting type of situation. Totally normal. Like kind of how we did. Yeah, a group setting like a mom and a dad. There's group setting.

Siblings and aunts and uncles. Yeah. Hey, dad, do you want to play catch? Sort of. What kind? Back in caveman times. I mean, I know some adult people who were, like, basically from that situation, like, their dad was gay, and their mom was, like, turning 40 and was, like, I want to have a kid, and they're amazing. Yeah.

And they have, like, a really balanced, like, outlook on life. And, I mean, my best friend is living with me right now, so we fully co-parent. like sly and I I like wouldn't have it any other way I love it so much I mean that's the dream spending time with like another woman and just like how much I don't have to like ever tell her like we our instincts are so

aligned like when you are living with a man and you're taking care of a child oh my god they do everything yeah they they never get it right it's so exhausting yeah with a man their periods never sink up it's crazy it sucks I like that they're so progressive they're like we should do this like they did in caveman

times Capeman always wanted the gay guy to raise the child. It's written all over the walls. I'm sure you guys have seen it. Do you know how long it's been since the Bourd Lines video? I didn't want to fuck this chick anymore. It's all he wanted to do when that video came out. She's talked her way out of that.

Yes. I can't even jerk off to this woman anymore. I do. I'm just kidding. I do. In my fantasy, she doesn't talk. Cut 14 men are so awful to these two models. It's weird, and they're both models, and yet men are terrible to them.

Makes sense. They don't really need them except for... And I was saying, like, the only problem for me is sex. I like sex. Yeah. See, I don't. I can go without. I'm like, so good.

And we were talking about that really made me think about actually, like, Marilyn Monroe, because she did not like sex either. Yeah. And I think when you're sexualized so young, people think you're really sexual. Absolutely. And you were saying that's always been a thing. And you were dominatrix and everything. but that doesn't necessarily...

I really desensitized to sex, too. Like, it just... It's not, like, thrilling for me, you know? Yeah. It doesn't excite you. No. Like, I want to, like, take ayahuasca and, like, see God, you know? Like, that, to me, thrilling.

Yeah, like, to me, that's cool. Yeah. Like, like... Just having... It just seems so, like, trivial to me. Like, I probably won't even come, because it doesn't... They don't know how. They don't know.

And is, it's, like, what are you getting from it? Yeah. Could it be too much mileage on that thing? Yeah. Is that why it's desensitized? I think she's already fucked everybody in her teens, right? There's no one left to fuck. Also, I would have sex with her just to see her look sad.

If she is taking ayahuasca, I could see why she wouldn't want to have sex because she's puking and shitting all over the place. It's not really a sexy diet. And you're telling her you're a god. Yeah. All right. We do have a couple more cuts. Emily hates the idea that her little boy could learn to be tough. Oh, no. It makes me so sad thinking about, like, somebody trying to toughen them up, you know?

Yeah, I know. And that's what where the patriarchy hurts men, you know, because I feel like men are just these, like, really, like, repressed individuals that really have never, like, even think about, like, women's fashion and then men's fashion, you know? like there is great men's fashion obviously but it's not like the way that women play around and can express themselves oh gay guys

they like fashion they like gay guys is what they're trying to do which is going to be very lonely yeah we need to all dress like Chris Tucker in the fifth element finally Julie hates all these sexist men of course doesn't need them

she just wants to be a rock star and it happen. Check it out. The irony is that this entire podcast is the most sexist podcast ever heard of my life. No, it's horrible. They fucking hate men. No men can make them come. And then they're talking about sexist people. I know some cool people, like my friend Jack

Donahue, like he was in Salem. I feel like he could definitely come up with like a cool. I don't know. I'm going to bother him some more about it. I could also just imagine you performing like performance art being your thing. It would be all about the performance. When you said rock star, I was like, yeah, obviously I can picture you writing songs. But I

I can picture you on stage, like, performing music more than anything. I'll be in the back with the, like, tambourine. The Partridge family. They'll be selling out pine now. Julia said she had written a movie script, too, right? Her and her friend wrote a movie script, and it's about two young ladies getting wild and drinking. And I believe Emily Radikowski said,

oh is it from really she goes no i made it all up i'm like no you did it that's your life but i don't see that movie coming out anytime soon or her second book she talked about writing or her tv show she was gonna do she has a kid mark it's very difficult yeah yeah having one child and six nannies it's pretty all-consuming even though at one point she said she likes to take a month off at a time i'm like what what do you work was she there was a an instagram or ticot she put out that we we talked about on wATS where she gets her education. Correct.

University of TikTok. And so she's raising this kid in Manhattan in this small apartment. And she's talking about how, like, it's great because the mice eat the crumbs that he leaves. They're whipping in filth and rodents. And she's got a toddler. It can't be a good way to grow up.

What a great catch. What a great mom. What a full-time mom she is. Your kid has black plague and scurvy. And scurvy? We've never seen this before. Do you live in a house of rats? All right.

So I want to thank Drew for finding that show. I know you had a blast. I know you had a blast going through that. Love you. Let's hear it for Mark Fellower. Thank you, Mark, for being here, buddy. I want to bring up my friend Vinnie Paulino. From the creep-off, Vinnie Paulino is here.

It's here for him. Bring it! Hello, Detroit. All right, so Vinny and I, we co-hosts a show called The Creep Off Mondays at 1 p.m. on my channel and The Creepoff channel. It's also a podcast. Check it out.

It's a true crime show that's for men. The only one. And one of the things we do on this show is we check out Carl's Cop Cam. And, jeez, I bet I have a jingle for this. If I'm not wrong. I hope so. I can't wait to see Carl's Cockham.

fight with the cops for no reason Will you please show me Cause cop can Lose all your rights Ruin your life We miss Hulk. We miss the Hulkster RIP, Hall of Famer Man, I love doing this show every year

It's a real privilege to watch a cop can with you, Drew I want you to know that Oh, thanks, Vinny It's a real privilege for me I spent a lot of time with these two And I know my rights And I can't breathe And I am going to sue you

And I'm pregnant. Don't touch me. And you can't touch me and I want my attorney. And I'm not under arrest. Can't breathe. I've not seen this yet. So Vinny cut all this up. This is all new to us.

I want the sergeant. Oh, yeah. I am the sergeant. Someone better than you. So we're going to go to a little place called Muskegan, Michigan. Yes. And I feel like the theme of tonight. show is women who have their shit together. Am I right?

Well, good. I'm glad I picked up out that vibe. I want to explain what happened. This video is from August of 2024. It's about 8 p.m. at night, and we are going to meet Courtney, the same way the officer gets to meet Courtney. Clip one. What was that? We'll leave me screwed over. Okay.

Get home off. Hey, we know it. Do you like it? Is this your family or who is that? This is some real Reno 911 shit. This woman is completely incoherent, sitting crisscross applesauce on the side of the road. Is there a translation of what you just said? No, there's a lot of this redacted, and I will fill in the blanks from what I was able to find. What she is screaming there is people's names, and they cut them out.

So she's very upset with some people, and let's watch clip two, and maybe we could figure. this out a little bit better. Just screaming at me. I can't even have to have every boy got it back to him. Okay. It's good. Do you just upset that you were smoking

or what? No, I'm trying to smoke to calm down, you know? Okay. It won't leave me alone. I like how her energy changed really heavy there. It was, you know, I'm just trying to smoke to calm down. I have a cigarette to chill out.

I don't know about you. So she's lost on her way to work. She just might be Somewhere there's a carnival missing a gypsy Well, let's play a fun game Let's play the game with the crowd Anybody want to guess her age? Okay

30, okay Carl, you want to take a shot? I'm going to guess 48. 48, Drew? I'll say 37. 37? I'm going to go I'm going to 40.

Okay. Chris? $1. $1. Roll clip three. Let's find out. Police identify the suspect scene here as 36-year-old. Oh, no.

Just down the road. Every minute of 36, Carl. Every minute. And please enjoy my favorite still from this. I believe some flaps were hanging out. I think it's her balls. I'm going to say, it appears to be a dick pick from where I'm sitting. Well, is she full on pleasuring herself?

No. Oh, it looks like it. She doesn't pleasure anyone. You're going to find that out. Ah, good. So, uh, she explains right now kind of a little bit better what's going on. Clip for, Carl. I'm all of a sudden not welcome here.

Never wasn't welcome before. Okay. Who is house is the? Okay. Have you go sit right on the end right here while I go talk to them? Okay, so she was always welcome there. She's not welcome there.

She was always welcome there until now. Let's meet the victims real quick. These are some real bumpkins. I don't know what the fuck you people have going on. But this is like a commune that she got kicked off of. These people... I thought she'd have remote cosmopolitan friends and family. Yeah, yeah.

She has a real fancy dirt bag there next to her The seasons. I thought, yeah, I thought it was a gift. A little to-go bag of nice cheeses. Swag bag. From an award show.

Yeah, it's her Emmy. She got lost on her way back from the content house, Carl. Oh, oh. Shots fired, Dave. You need to take that? No, because that was much worse. But better gift bag, though, right?

Yeah, well, the gift bag was way better in this video. Yeah. So my clip. Have us back, Chrissy. She knows we're kidding. No, she doesn't. Oh.

No, no, we're kidding, Frank. I'm not. I'll double down on that shit. Number five is the victims, everybody. Now, I'm going to try to translate a little bit of the story. I just want to see you to see what she was dealing with over here. So goodbye. Okay, are you okay?

That's bloodhound. shirt. I see the back of it? What happened today? I don't know. This is the girl out there. Translation? The girl's there. I look out the window. Here she comes storming up the driveway. We're all right in the face. So he's the CEO of what company? offenses. He's the CEO I'm not just the president, I'm also a client. He's the CEO of the company that makes

meth in that RV. It's already exploded a couple times. This seems to be like there's a very heavy meth element going on here. So basically she went up and just started kicking the shit out of the guy in the white for no reason. And then she broke

a bunch of ladies' plants and just was running around being a terror. And when sat planted herself at the end of the driveway okay so now the cop has to go back and go okay I'm going to arrest you because you assaulted this guy so clip number six Carl what are you gonna do what do you unfortunately you're gonna be under arrest for assaulting him oh okay that's that's verbal assault

unfortunately. Another charge. She just cussed up a store. I'm going to fucking kill you too. I'm going to kill everybody. She's like, well, that's verbal assault now. Is that a charge in Michigan? Because I'm going to be on the lab soon.

Can't verbally assault people here? Uh-oh. Whoops. Well, here's the thing. This cop is actually extraordinarily kind to this 36-year-old delight. Yeah. It's catch.

They start, she has to look through her purse. Okay, so let me explain to you what happens here. Just a little bit before. She has to look to her purse, and she finds paraphernalia in the purse. Not exactly drugs, but paraphernalia. So the cop says, you got to get rid of this before I take you to jail so you don't get another charge. This cop is helping her out here. Watch the next one.

Okay. Well, if you can behave and put your hands in the front for me, I'll be cooperative with you, okay? You get away with what he did, okay. Do you have anything in your purse? Go ahead. Okay, any weapons, anything? No. All right, I'm going to have to take a look at it real quick, okay?

Okay, you can't? So do that. Leave it here on the side of the road? I don't know. That's up to you. So she's very upset. What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to leave?

My crack pipe here on the side of the road? How am I going to get it back when I need to smoke crack? She's smoking a do-be, right? I think so, yeah. Yeah, she just lit up a joint in front of this cop, too. I drew good eye but this purse situation gets a little more heated let's keep going okay well if you can behave and put your hands in the front for me you know what I'll be cooperative with you I'm sorry clip number nine Carl my dad my bad oh we're already up to nine

on this one yeah I think so or did you just play the same one are you going to toss the Where? What are I supposed to do? Tots it in here. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. Unless you want to see if you can leave it with them. No! They f***ing me! Courtney? All right. Put your hands behind your back. Now you're going to force me.

Yeah. Put your hands behind the back. I'll get in the car. Courtney. Put the bag down. I'm not leaving my stuff. Wait a sure she was going to comply. I really. She's kind of giving this vibe where she's dumb,

but now she's becoming belligerent, everybody, and the fun is about to begin because she is pissed. Uh-oh. Time for a tase. Ready the next clip? Yep. Not leaving myself. Put the bag on the ground.

I'm not going to make me leave myself. I'm not going to make you leave it. You're going to be too. Worthy? You're funny too. Don't. Get away. I'm down.

Can I make a prediction? I haven't watched this yet. Uh-huh. She has retard strength, doesn't she? She looks like she would have retard strength. She just throws the cop car. Get the scruiser out of here. She's walking away with a suburban.

Well, you know, she doesn't have retard strength, but she's pretty noisy, if that helps. There's something. Let's go with number 10. She's not going quietly. Carl. That was when we just... Is there backup coming? Oh, yeah. We're getting there, Drew, trust me. I know I want backup. For her. That was when we just

played, so we're on 11 now. I apologize. I got out of you I think. She's putting out a bit of a show here now for the cameras. There you go. We're going to have shots for everybody at the tour on the way out. feel so dirty after watching that woman's dirty tongue.

Oh, I was turned on. It happens real fast, Drew, but they, she gets her on the ground. And we're going to catch up with these two tussling right now on number 12, Carl.

And you're doing this to me? What's your name? your pants off. Give me your arms. Let's you, fucking. You're bugging you. Ah! Don't bite. I'm doing you.

If you didn't catch that, the officer said, oh my God, don't bite. Oh, no. I don't think she's going to look any worse after this tussle. No. She might look a bit better. Maybe a degree thinner. I feel like she. She's kind of like a chinchilla.

She probably bays in dirt anyway. So, you know, I got to say, based on her looks, she should never bite. She should be very good at that. You know? That should be the one skill she's figured out. She's no better look at the Julia Five. She is better.

I'd rather fuck her than Julia Five. Good point, sir. Good point. I'd rather read this woman's book. It's just a dirt. What are you? you think hills are quick or a snake bite or one of hers?

Just put peroxat on it. Yeah. Julia Fox's vagina looked like this woman's mouth. Just foamy. That's gross. And her vagina does bite, by the way, too. That's confirmed.

So this woman, another cop shows up as this tussle is going down and watch the impressive death grip she has on her cigarette. And then we're going to see something fun at the I got her I'm seeing the pants I'm seeing the pants out of you

Look close Oh Oh Oh The top of the suspect You bit the officer Pause it out that for a second Carl

I'll go back to that Holy shit Damn That's the bite She's got perfect teeth I wish I could bite Someone like that That's a professional

You're jealous? We can figure out who her dentist is with that. Dude, the Kittner boy's raft was a better shape than this cop's arm. There's no getting out of that with evidence, though. It's like this is clearly yours. No, no, she bit herself before she started her shift that day. She explains everybody that they're not going to get away with this

and nothing's going to happen to her in this next clip. And she'll explain why. I'm sticking the hay. Do you hear me? You guys have my pants? Yeah, I do with my door. I got her. I got her.

You get to see you. Stand off. Can't. Yes, you can. I'm suing the pants off you. I heard you the first. Do I know you a little bit? What's your name?

Courtney Maury. Courtney Maury. How is it? Why is she going in the front? That's the dumbest thing ever. Why don't you come sit next to me? Why do they put her in the front? For the life of me, Carl, I have no idea.

By the way, if she wants to sue the police, Danny Savellos is a great attorney. I could give her a referral for that. I feel like she has a real great case. Okay, yeah. Of herpes. Now, her whole front side is mud. Yeah.

Well, what was it before? Those are going to be baths she's taking it a month. Yeah. At least it's something. If you listen to that, the cop is like, what's your name? And she goes, Courtney Maury. And he goes, oh, I do know you. Yeah. It's Reno 911, like you said.

It really is. This is about to be the most Reno 911 clip we've ever shown on the creep off. Wow, that's saying something. Clip number 15, Carl. Okay. Why did they put her in front scene? I'll get a better look at it when she comes back out here. but Robert's got a pretty good bite.

Oh! No! No! Ah, yeah! Go, go, go, go, go, go. Be free! Go! Be free! Yes! Yes! Yes! Be free! That's right. She slipped the coughs and took off. That's amazing. Free Courtney.

None of them were watching her. I thought that was going to be it, but I'm like, there's no way. There's no way. I was ready to be a little disappointed, but this thing just took a while turn. I was so excited. It's amazing. So there's not a lot left. This doesn't go very far, but I take my next clip.

This is from the inside of the car. This is the dash cam. It's exciting. You got a Budweiler drink already? There she goes. We're all rooting for the criminal. Of course. I love that.

Like I said, she is charming. She is. I feel like once you get away like this, just go ahead. Yeah. If you're the cop, you make up a story, I don't know what happened to my cruiser. You don't need to tell anybody anything. Just bring the car back tomorrow. Just promise you'll bring it back tomorrow.

Yeah, what did the captain just say? You didn't put her. in the front, did you? How did she get behind the steering wheel? Well, funny story. If you notice, there's not even a cage in the back seats on this cruiser. No, she could have got out of the cuffs and just killed her.

Yeah. She absolutely could have. This is probably the best case scenario of what could have happened with the car. With loose cuffs. Well, let's see how it ended, everybody. Coup 17. I don't want to be over. Courtney Cardi

Put your arms behind your back I can't move I can't move She drove to the woods She did I think my rights She's in a car on a road and decided You know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to go try to drive through a cement post There was literally fence back there And she drove right into the cement post It's like when the Millennium Falcon Goes to the asteroid field You know, because Oh, you guys in West Star Wars? So

Would you like to know what happened to Courtney? I do, yeah, what happened to Courtney? Okay. How much jail time you think she got? Zero. Correct. I watch these things too much. I know it works.

Three years probation. So she's out. Right now, running around somewhere, unless God took her. Be free! Be free. She's putting teeth marks on someone's penis right now, as we speak. God damn it. I hate that.

Oh, man. Terrorizing homeless camps across the state. Courtney Mori, folks. Can you imagine her tolerance for fentanyl? It's got to be hot. She's not dying at that. I want you guys to hang out for one second. We have a little thing that we do on the show quite often.

It's called the... Bringe of the week. Grinch of the week. And Trucker Andy put this together for us, and since a few of us were at Chrissy Mayer's Content Hotel this past weekend, I thought it'd be fun to do a cringe of the week saluting that event that we had. And some of the live stream, the 48-hour-long live stream that took place, I believe this is a porn actress with the woman who hosted Dave's show. Okay. We're going to order, and I don't want anyone to know about my diet what I eat for a living and what's in my fridge, so I'm going to turn this away.

I got the lamb chops. I got the lamb chops. I got what's that? So I mean, they're doing the chicken mars. Yeah, do the chicken marshal. Like, there's nothing with it but asparagus. I don't want, I don't want pee. Like, if you guys eat a spanish, you don't want pee that smell like...

I'm going to say chicken masala. Yeah, let's see that one. She thought I don't want anyone to know what's going on. It's all talk over here. Well, as a porn star, she's used to working two in front of her. She has what they call range. This was neglected. Lila Hart, I forgot it.

The great Lila. Lai Lai like a lot. She's a great. She's a sweetheart. And whoever that porn actress says, I had dinner with her, and she was blackout drunk at 6 p.m. But she's fantastic. Ooh, what did she have to eat?

Absolutely nothing. She didn't know how to order food. Well, she doesn't want to know what she ordered. I shouldn't say it because she doesn't want anyone to know what that was. Her face was covered in Alfredo and there was something in her drink. All right. I want to thank the great Dave Landau. Thank you, Dave, for being here.

Also, Vinnie Falino, he'll be back up. Drew Lane, he'll be back up. Thank you. All right. At this time, we're going to bring up Jenny Jingles, Trucker, Andy, and Lucy, Tightbox. Let's hear it for him. Skagit

Skangler! It's again. Gakia. Scuddering John did a tribute to 9-11 yesterday. Thank God. He had Vince the lawyer on. He's back to doing his show,

The Duke and the Dwarf. That has made a comeback now. The John's back full-time. And I was watching a little bit of the tribute to 9-11, which is mostly boring. But he pulled up a website with everyone's name who died on 9-11. He goes, well, I'm not going to read every name.

Why not? We've got time. I'm only going to read the top 25 guitar players. The top 200 guitar players right now. Important shit. The top 300 people who died on 9-11. Number 300. In my opinion.

So I have some brilliant stuff from later on in the episode, but Lucy and Jen were checking out the early part of the episode. I want you guys to start off with what you guys. you found, and where should we start with us? Well, our clip one, John confuses a couple of very important people from that time, and you'll just see some classic John, slobbery. And the other thing I will tell you about that, and I don't know if even you know this counselor, do you know that Bush flew out Obama's family, Adam Logan Airport, the next day? I didn't know that the

Obamas were in trouble but I know I never heard that before No, bin Laden, sorry Sorry You're mixing up Obama Whatever Benz, I'm a little fucking emotional And I got a thing I'm just up He's always got to get out

He's always got to get the lint The lint is number one He's so clean They all look the same to me Hey, you thought that the Chrissy Mayor content house was something. What about this one, our clip two? Let's see, James L. Solomon, where is the stuttering John Vince Laudeau content house? I bet you, Vince, that if you and I did a fucking goofy, dumb shit like that, and I brought some of my comic friends,

I bet you and I doing a show would do a hell of a lot better than those idiots. Here's the thing, John. Carl has no kids. None of those guys have kids, so they have nothing to do. For him, it's very enjoyable to meet 13 ghouls and hang out with them. They have no other obligation. If I was Carl, I'd be doing the same exact thing. Yeah.

Do you explain this? I can't sit. You have to read it, John. Not paying attention, as usual. I'm dead to my kids, so it's like I don't have kids. And then our clip three, well, the chatter is really giving him a hard time. I'm parting the hair, saying for two bucks. You look worse than ever, red-eyed drunk and disheveled.

It's really odd, everyone. I mean, I love that they all think of, I mean, look, it's fucking 340. Have I had a drink yet? Have I had a beer? Am I craving a beer right now? Yes. But have I had one? I mean, it's fucking like, these people think I'm, like, constantly drinking,

and it's just that's a case. What, what? It's going to gola. Where you're ahead? Just jumps in, jumps out. Bean coming. Not that I don't want to at least touch, but it's, well, this is a moment in history,

the shit you haven't. I read about it before online, but I say the only time as well. Skow. Dingling for the dingling, go. Yeah, he never drinks. Never.

I would think I goes, you look worse than ever. He's like, I don't even drink yet. It's going to get worse than this. You know, this was a weird stream for him, though, because he was not drinking during the stream. No water and no alcohol. No nothing. Oh, really?

And I have never seen you do that. Yeah. And I don't know why. No diet Mountain Dew? Nothing. Not a single thing. Not a drop. Yeah, I don't like to drink either.

I'm not even drinking yet, but I wish it. I can taste it right now. Aren't we all? The clip four, there's a little filter talk, and I don't think I believe anything he's putting down. Okay. Do you have the filter from Streamyard on? I don't know.

I don't, okay. I'm already, I knew he would answer with, I don't know. Dubious. I don't know. Very dubious. He knows. He knows.

He always knows. Do you have the filter from Streamyard? it on? I don't know. I don't. Turn it off. Yeah, but look. This is...

Let's see the difference. Yeah, I'll show you. That's on. What, this is enhanced. That's the filter. Hold on. Yeah, no, put it all the way to zero. Vince has the job.

It's all the way up. And here it's all the way up. You look better with it off. Yeah, down. I mean, I don't... Yeah, I don't give a shit. Because Carl was saying that you were using so much filter, therefore,

therefore, you had one fine thing. It wasn't even on just. I didn't need, I don't do you think I put it on? This is me. It's what he was saying. Yeah, because I'm fucking handsome and he's a fucking dork. Whoa.

Words hurt, John. Jesus Christ. I didn't realize it was going to be like that. I feel like a Mersh being called a loser. I'm like, whoa. I know. Who here believes that that filter was off?

I want to explain a little bit about how the filter works on Streamyard for people who have not use that system before. You're an expert. There's a, yeah, I'm not. I'm not. Chew nose, not chute nose. That's the toggle.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We love Lucy Typhox. She's a delight. Listen, I'm just going to cover my nose for a minute. Okay, so what it happens is you have like five different levels of filter. And what this looks like to me is that he is toggling between levels four and five. Yes.

And you can see a very drastic difference. So when we could not see. see that in this clip, it's very clear that he is like, oh, no, I didn't even know that this is happening. It's so bizarre. Yeah, that he's lying. It looks like it's probably a screen, taking a

filter, taking a picture of a filter. He's got 10 filters on because the alphabet that's on his forehead is not visible in any way. He's like botoxicated or whatever is going on with this guy. Oh, oh, John. We have to see you right through you.

Anyway, so clip five, John's horny. Surprise, surprise. I hate horny Jod so much. I don't know if you told me this privately, but you didn't pull out, and then you were doing all your obsessive, compulsive things and make sure that, God forbid, you'd have a half-black baby.

No, I don't care about having a black baby. What I cared about was having a baby with her. And the problem is because, you know, she was I mean, she was dumb enough to bang me, but... Yeah, she was dumb. She was dumb.

I need a girl with standards but I also can't get a girl with standards so there's that what a conundrum Is anybody worried about this new child that might be coming into the world John hasn't Jizz near a girl in over a decade

Well, not according to him So clip six, we'll see All right But in the, see I had sex at night with her, then I had sex in the morning because I always have morning sex I'm very morning in the morning And then I'm going to

Whether she wants it or not That did not sound good. I always have six in the morning, because those are the rules here. Okay. It's because of my OCT. You remember that, though. You used to, like, get consent the night before. While they're drunk.

I'm going to wake you with my dick in your pussy. You feel like PC principle. I'm like, I'm going to need a permission slip on this one. Please show me. No, no, no. All right, two South Park references. I'm going to stop. God damn it.

Someone's keeping score. And then I'm going to ask section of the morning. after we had sex, I said, I hope I pulled out quick enough because, you know, do I'm going to go to the drug store and get the morning after pill? She said I would never have an abortion. That's when I was like,

oh, ha, ha, ha. I came again. So that's all the clips that we have. How about you? Well, so what Vince does to John is trolls him, nonstop. And he brings up

like videos and has John play these videos of people making fun of them and in this example he's playing a video of a woman telling John the truth and then John's reaction is not great plus he sounds like he's drunk and he looks slovenly and out of shape wearing crappy clothes that's a big turnoff for most women where is Sanford here not to be totally super when people think that they know all women she's in love with she's so This woman goes, he's drunk, slavidly, out of shape, wearing crappy clothes. And John doesn't disagree with any of those things. He just goes, some chicks like that.

He also said, we're so into it. Yeah, he said, shut up Moonhead. Vinnie. Oh, he immediately, before the ex-up, he immediately started making fun of her looks. Because she didn't like John. Like, oh, yeah, as if he wouldn't fuck her. Okay, sure. Why not?

So Vince sets up this. He has standards. Vince sets up this video about narcissistic. And the way that Vince plays, John, and he goes, you got to watch this video. All of these apply to me, all of these traits they talk about with narcissism. It all applies to me, so he's being self-deprecating. And John's like, good, we're going to get you. And they start playing the seven stages of someone who lives with narcissism.

Every narcissist goes through seven extreme phases in their life. That's how they're formed during the first or four or five phases. This is a quick thing. But just like yesterday when I was making front of poker mic for being that remora to Pocky and how I was making fun of him that he pays for him. And then I realized that it's about me. I hit all these qualities that we're about to see what a narcissist does at the end of their life. He goes through the seven stages.

And I'm like, fuck, I think I hit all of them. Yeah, just wait to see. All right. So that's him setting this up. And John's like, oh, good. We're going to make fun of you now, Vince. Let's see what you're up to. They feel like they're absolutely winning.

They find themselves recycle. the same stories, telling the same lies, hoping nobody notices all the cracks that are starting to show. Stage number six, friends start drifting away from them. Ex-partners want nothing to do with them. Their own children cut off, contact completely. They become bitter, paranoid, and increasingly unstable. Yeah, these narcissists really suck. Yeah, right. Did you imagine living in that kind of life? that would glow. By the way, I ever told you that time I beat Shaq and basketball?

That's unbelievable right there. So telling the same old stories, the same lies, friends drifting away, ex-partners wanting nothing to do with them, children don't talk to them, bitter, paranoid, increasingly unstable. John's going, yep, this is you, Mids. This is totally you. So this video continues to play, and John finally realizes, wait a second.

What's going on here? there's always going to be an addiction if there's a narcissist so that addiction at this point becomes obvious I'll stop it Vince I know why you fucking No this next part is me Yeah yeah oh the next part Except for the kids

It is all me No I'm not talking about the fucking You know the addiction part If they're an alcoholic Now you will see them drunk Almost all the time Oh you So Chad goes through all those things

That describe him perfectly He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, alcoholic, oh, this is about me, isn't it? What the fuck? He takes the video off the screen, not cool. Finally, self-awareness with this asshole. That's the one thing. That's the only thing he recognizes.

He's just like, well, I do get drunk a lot, and I'm on the internet being drunk. But you guys think I talk to my kids, right? No. We don't. We don't think that for a second. So then Super Chander's come in and explain to John that Vince is always trolling him,

but, you know, John knows that. I realize that narcissism thing was directed at me. I'm not stupid. He does it because he's a fucking... Why, you think that those characteristics apply to you? If you are not a narcissist, you would never be able to understand that. The only thing was when you said addiction, and I knew it was going to go to alcohol, and here we are talking about alcohol consumption.

Alcohol consumption. I want to try that. When one alcohol likes another... And then I made the... alcohol do it in the morning. I realized it was about me when the doctor said I'm talking to you stuttering John. This is

a cameo from Vince the lawyer. This is just a fun little ISO that I have because John still can't pronounce the word narcissist. He has a really hard time with it. John is not a narcissist. Which is true. John is not a narcissist. No one is a narcissist.

And Lady Kay, complete narcissist. It does not exist. It just does not exist. exist. So another Super Chatter comes in, because like I said, this is the tribute to 9-11. This was yesterday on 9-11. And Super Chatter tells John something that he said, and this proves that John's

just not a comic. He doesn't have a comedic mind. JFK Headstrong, Dave's Brooks. John said the 2024 World Service was worse than 9-11. Never said that. How could he possibly know? That's so stupid. Oh my God, that's amazing. If you saw someone say, like,

John said the 24 World Series worst than 9-11, would be like, yeah, I'm a Yankee's fan. You know, like, have some fun with that. He's so concerned about who he's going to offend and, like, what's going to happen if he says the wrong thing? Like, just have some fun with that one. It's a $2 super chat because of shit. It's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous. All right. John, so Vince the lawyer insists that Bob Levy's a good stand-up comedian, and I agree with that. I've seen Bob Levy. He's funny. And John is like, no, Bob's not a funny comic. So Vince says, if he's not a funny comic, why did you hire him to be on your Suttering John and Friends tour?

Do you hire bad comedians on purpose? Why would you do that? And this goes on for a little while, but this is part of John's answer to that. And in those days, the closer that I had was Nick DePaolo. It wasn't even Modi in those days. It was Nick DePaolo or Artie Lange. They were my closures. Jim Norton, that was a closer.

You know, Greg Fitzsimmons, that was a closer. Greg Geraldo, that was a closer. I mean, in all my shows, those were the closers that I would, Chelsea Handler, that was a closer. Like, I would have real good quality comics to be closers because they're, you know, I mean, like, that's just how it works. Gilbert Godfrey, there's a closer. Would you agree? Yes. Do you remember the question I asked you?

Brilliant. Yeah, but you said Bob Levy's not a good comic. You had it about your show. Oh, yeah, I forgot all about that. Just bragging about these comics that I know. But that's what a closer is. In summation. Name some more great comedians, John.

Oh, he does. I have one more clip on here, and Vince asks a very poignant and good question of John. And John's answer is worth an analysis, to be honest with you. I want to break this down. John, did you ever, what would be the one reason why you drink now constantly? I told you. You asked stuff from me yesterday. I'll go.

When the Yankees come on. No, the psychological reason. The thing that you're covering. I told you. I like, because I enjoy it. That's not the psychological reason. The harm that you're covering up. There's no harm I'm covering up.

I enjoy it. It could be extreme insecurity. It could be, whether you abuse as a child. There has to be something. If you had to pick something, what would it be? and it can't be the Yankees. I don't know me and my friends, all of my friends, some were, became cops, some became Coast Guard

helicopter pilots, some became... And you became an alcoholic. I mean, that doesn't make sense. But all of my friends, including Hitman Dan, we always hang out at the Hamill courts, get a six-pack, drink beer, and play Hamo. At the ripe young age of 12 years old. Why do you think that was?

Because we like to party. I actually I kind of admire John's answer right there Why do you think you drink so much? It's fun. All right, I get that. I think that's the first honest thing he's ever said. Well, it's not.

He's got a lot of psychological problems and issues he should probably work through at some point. Why bother? Yeah, just escape reality every day and just figure it out. Oh, that he is. So that's Suthering John's tribute to 9-11. Beautiful tribute it was.

Thoughts and prayers. Never forget. Never forget, everybody. Brought a tear to my eye. All right, I want to thank Lucy and Trucker Andy. They'll be back up. Jenny Jingle, she'll be back up.

Thank you very much for breaking down, Suttering John. At this time, I want to bring Drew Lane back up. Brand Don is coming up. And Mike Walters is coming up on the show. Let's hear it for these guys. Drew's got a drink at his hand.

Look at this. it's happening it's all happening Brad Don Tiny Hands himself is here They're bigger than you think They're bigger than mine They're bigger than you think

Like kissing alert All right let's measure Same size He does have tiny hands What a fag All right, so my buddy Darren Peltrowitz from the Peltrocast, he sent me this note. He said, Carl, you got to check out. Joe Rogan had Carrotop on yesterday.

And listen, when it comes to Carrotop, he used to get clowned all the time. He was the butt of every joke. And then he made like this redemption arc thing where people are like, no, he's actually a good comic. Who cares? He has props. It's funny. People are laughing. He's someone out every show.

But then he goes on with Joe Row. And I noticed some parallels to stuttering John. There's a lot of things that John does, that Carrot Top also does. It's a little bit of carrot John, if it were, if you will, if I may. They both have lots of credits. Yeah. And they also both try to work their act into their interview. Like, John does this all the time, where he tries to steer into his jokes from his act

and make that seem like it's just off the cuff or something. And so Caratop does it. Now, you know, Caratop works out of Las Vegas. So he's got a lot of jokes about Las Vegas. And you can tell he's trying to, like, get into something with Joe on here. I mean, I find it funny. There's a college there and a big college, you know, UNLV. I find that funny because you imagine asking your parents, like, hey, I want to go to college.

And they're like, oh, right on. Where are you going to go? Michigan, Iowa. You're like, I'm thinking about Vegas. It's good to college. You're fucking not going to Vegas for college. My buddy Sam Trippley went there. Yeah?

Yeah. I mean, it's a good college. I'm just saying, you know, for. for the joke purpose. What's he? That was the joke. I like that, yeah, he's like working into something. And Joe Rogan, by the way, does not go along with bits at all. To his detriment.

The comics come on there and just like, hey, what do you want this thing? He's just like, I think it's fine. Oh, okay. He hates that, by the way. He said that on other shows over the years, how much he hates doing a radio show and having them ask him to do five minutes. He does not go along with it at all. He just shuts

that down immediately. And I think part of that is, like, if he were to say, like, yeah, why would you go to UNLV? That's obviously you're just there to party. He would get text messages for people. I went to UNLV. He's like, all right, you know. He doesn't want to deal with that shit.

I can't imagine how many text messages Joe Rogan gets every day. No kidding. But Caratop looks like a million bucks. I guess he's got that. This is going to be seen by a million people. Oh, I'll put on this hat then. No, he looks like Brett Michael's cosplaying as Caratat. He looks like an alien who's currently transitioning into a human.

He looks like one of the witches from hocus pocus. He does. Is Rebar a sponsor of his? Probably? If it is, it's not the best hat they've made. It's not the best merch. Better merch from Chrissy Bear's Content Hotel.

Shut up. Shut up. All right, so this is, he's explaining, Keratap's explaining his show. does this a lot, by the way. When he's on shows, I've seen Carrotop, he's always explaining how great his show is. He's always trying to sell, like, you've got to come to the Luxor and see my show. And he talks a lot about how his dad worked for NASA. And you can tell he's going into his NASA material here. And again, Joe's just not having it.

Just, I think just poke your head out. I have a bit in my act where I talk about my dad working at NASA and training astronauts. And it says, like Neil Armstrong and John Glenn, may all these pictures come up. And Katie Perry and everybody goes, ah. And I said, if my dad was alive, you could hear him right now. And I go, what the fuck? And I got Ron White to do the voice for it, right? So the crowd they already know it. You just hear his voice.

What the fuck? And everybody's like, Ron White. So I said, that sounds like Ron White. I said, fucking sounds a lot like Ron White. And he walks out. And he goes, well, no shit, Sherlock. And the crowd loses it, right? I guess you had to be there. Yeah, I don't hear the crowd losing it and we just heard it.

That's weird. It's so fucking weird that he's explaining beat for beat what happened at his show. Like, cool, man. If Ron White walked out, would the crowd go crazy? I don't know.

I'm sure they do. It's fine. I like Ron White. It's good. It's just a weird thing to say. You guys will go on your show. Well, you're going to do Sunday after the Lions lost.

Sure. Do you have a reaction show? I'm kidding. They're going to fucking trash the Bears. It's going to be an embarrassment. Bears are going to get. It's smoked. But you guys will go on on Sunday, and you'll do your overreaction show,

and you'll say, hey, we, you know, we did The Magic Bag on Friday. It was fun. You won't go. And then we played this clip, and then I said, and then the crowd liked the thing that Brandon said when he talked about the witches and hocus pocus. I made Dave Landau laugh. Dave Landau laughed. Producer Chris played this drop, and it was perfectly tired.

Nope. No, John loves to do that. It's a weird thing to do. So, now this. This is, again, just out of his act. Because Caratop does a show in Vegas, and there's a show after his that he promotes. So he lets people know, like, hey, you know, if you want to go to the show after this, it's this thing. And you can tell him this is the joke that he uses on stage.

Is that a lug-source? No, because I've got the other people. The girls, the show. Oh, the next show. There's a lot of other people backstage that I can't do that. The next show is like strippers? It's called fantasy, yeah. It's a lot like my show, except it's funnier and there's naked people.

what is it it's just a girls dancing review show yeah looks like you stole that shirt from their from their dressing room it's funny it's like it's like my show but it's funnier yeah just like all right with hot chicks yeah so what is it like are we talking about this for real or you just do it what are we doing here so that's very much stuttering john now another thing that john likes to do is talk about going to the gym john loves to talk about pumping iron and going to the gym and getting ripped. He's in the best shape of his life. As we all know, and of course, Karatop just brings this up out of nowhere,

unsolicited anecdote about being ripped. And the thing I got to, weird, I just had a gun today at the airport. He said, hey, you're still working out? And I'm like, you're supposed to say, I see you're still working out, right? You don't ask him if you're still working out. That means you don't look like you're working out.

Well, I think he's probably just trying to start a conversation with you. There's no idea. I said, you mean, you mean, I see. you're still, and he goes, yeah, what did I say? And I said, do you still work out? Yeah, and what's the answer to that? He just say, yes? Joe, again, just shuts it down. We're not going to talk about how ripped you are,

Carrotov. We're not impressed, you know? Of all guys to talk about going to the gym, Joe Rogan. Yeah, yeah. Can you believe I work out? Yeah, I do terrible. You walked through my gym to get into the student. I know.

This is another example of him just like trying to show off that he's in good shape, just like John. And then that same gym one day, I'm working out, this guy said, nice arms. And I said, thanks. He's like, very nice arms. This guy's just okay, man, nice arms.

Is he fishing for Joe Rogan? Oh, yeah. You know what? Now that you mention it, those are nice arms. Yeah. Dude, do you want to compare guns sometimes? Like, let's get the tape measure out, figure out who's winning? I just can't help thinking he's overcompensating for his head.

Look at his fucking head. Do you think... Jesus Christ. If Caratop shaves his head or cuts his hair, like give him a nice eye and tight, do you think this act works? No. I kind of don't either.

Is that really his hair nowadays? Is that his real hair or is that a wig? And I'm being honest. You're the wig guy. I recognize you from the Howard Stern Show. You're the guy who talks about the wigs. I talk about a lot of wigs. It looks like Miss Frizzle.

I don't know. If anyone knows wigs, it's brand-od. It's got to help figure it out. I do. Well, it matches his mustache and beard perfectly. Is that colored, by the way, or is that his red hair? It does look like he's got purple highlights in it. It looks like he's miscolored his mustache, doesn't it?

Yes. He's in his 50s, isn't he? He's 60. Oh, wow. This just in, carrot top looks weird. You heard it here first. All right. So another thing.

Was that hack? Is that what you're saying? Another parallel. We're having fun here, Drew. Another parallel to Stuttering John. Stuttering John loves to talk about his boat, and Caratop brings us up out of nowhere for no reason. It's only when I get the off time,

so if I get a week off, like I'm here, I could be home in my boat, but I'm here. All right. Ooh. He's got a boat. He's got a boat. Which, when you live in Las Vegas. Yeah.

Really great to out a boat. Sure. I'm on a boat. Yeah, trying to impress Joe Rogan doesn't seem to work with what you have. I signed a $200 million contract. Yeah, and I make money on top of that everywhere.

But cool, you own a boat. Neat. Really impressed. Now, the other thing with Caratop that we're going to find out is that he has a hard time with words just like stuttering John. You know, Caratop sometimes can't

figure out what he's trying to say. Then people are like, no, you're just listening to the hype of the, what do you call the, you know, the, what do you call it? Well, the, when they say something, you know, propaganda. Propaganda, or the other one, but they're like, oh, it's just, you know, the world's flattened, that kind of, the conspiracy theorists. The other one. He's great with props. Words? Not so much.

A little tougher. Yeah, you can't buy words at the store. Your dad doesn't build them for you. I don't know if you notice, but he's also a big name dropper, huge ace dropper. Oh, do you want to move there now? I mean, it wasn't in my order, but I'm happy to do that since you brought it up. Let's talk about the name dropping that's going on in the show. And in fact, I will tell you that Mike Walters found some things where he was talking about Paul Giamatti.

Oh, yeah. That guy came to my show. I'm not checking fucking Merlot. That guy came to my show. he's a brilliantly nice, sweet guy. Oh, that's awesome. Great guy. Just like in the movie, he's just so nice. And he came with

Kieran Culkin, McCleigh Culkin's brother. Let me grab that name. Kenan Kocken. Celebrities were at your show character? Whoa. Interesting. What a story. I also noticed Dennis, Lary, Ron White, Jim Gaffigan, Bert Reynolds, Ronnie Dangerfield, Joe Coy,

Jay Leno, Ryan Seacrest, Dick Chains. He just goes on and on. Liz Cheney. Dick Cheney? Yeah. Did Cheney went to a show? They did a tonight show together. Okay.

Let's talk about Dennis Leary real quick. It was Dennis Leary. And he, I don't even mean leveled eight people. I couldn't believe it. I walked off and he said, hey man, I said, I was unbelievable. He goes, no, that shit, that fuck of your shit. fucking amazing. The thing with the he was serious. He said that

whatever, the cowboy boot with the kickstand, fuck, that's great. Whatever it was I was doing. And just like John, he never forgets a compliment. Yeah, yeah. Dennis Leary said he liked a joke I did. Yeah, cool. I know it looked like I bombed in front of eight people, but trust me, Dennis Leary

said I was awesome. That's Lee gave me the nod. So it was fine. Yes. Very certain John to ask on that. Now, Brandon, you ran through your list and that was a very comprehensive list. Thank you. I appreciate that. I don't know that you picked up on Prince.

Prince was named a time or two. Yeah, did you know that Prince is also a big fan, or was a big, I don't know if you guys know, Prince is no longer with us. Sorry. Gone too soon. Gone too soon. But Prince apparently is a fan as well. Crazy.

Prince reached out to our people one night and asked if they could come to the show when he was at the Rio. Whoa. And we said, well, fuck, yeah. What do you mean? Of course we would. And they said, there's only one. one caveat. I said, what's that? You can't curse.

Prince hates cursing? Yeah. For real, for real. Well, yeah. Maybe you just wanted to fuck with you. How much power do I have? Yeah, I do tell me. Well, I, yeah. Drop! So, it wasn't even like a good anecdote. He wanted to come to my show and he didn't want us to curse.

Did you talk to him? Did you meet him? No, nothing. Nothing. Wait, but Prince had to call to see if he could get it. Is it that hard to get into his show, really? I love we can make room for Prince If he were alive today He would have called me about the magic bag I could tell you that

Carl's been sold out for months I'm like ah Prince for you buddy How big your entourage Ah, it's too much Never mind It's too many That does sound like he's fucking with him though And I bet he didn't curse if that happened

Oh yeah If Prince tells me not to curse Yeah you don't curse I'm like fuck yeah Yeah It'd be hilarious to be Prince And go to show like that And the guy wouldn't curse

It'd be fun Yeah just to fuck with the guy Yeah Don't use any props So you drive on a park play but park in a drive play Jesus Christ All right so here's another thing that John likes to do He likes to insert himself in sexual stories

John wants to be seen as like a sexual being He was constantly getting laid And apparently Carrotop is doing the same thing I like the you know I like the touring I like the bus you feel like a rock star You know, you pull up on a bus and you got the big venue and this is a sound check

and there's people and we have the Luxor but not like, you know, people hanging out by the bus, you know. I get people like, hey, you fuck my mom. I'm like, great. Cool. Cool story.

Looks like quite a swordsman to me. Wow. You don't know the half of it, Drew. Wait until you hear this humble brag. There's three things you can see from outer space, by the way. The Great Wall of China. The Luxor Light and My Cock.

Oh, God. I'm here only, Trevor Wings. It's a little tepid. I heard that drop. I'm going more than seven inches. Oh, boy. Yikes. Oh, boy.

Yeah, let's keep talking about your cock, Karatop. I don't know. I did my research, and I found out this dude's worth $70 million. He's got 20 years residency in Vegas. zero people on his who's day to do. Zero. No one in one minute.

No one wants a photo take it with them. Look it up. Zero people. And only 14,000 YouTube subscribers. Really? Yeah.

We have almost over us. Wait a second. That means you and I both have more YouTube subscribers. Humble brag. Killing it. How's that possible?

I don't, he probably doesn't do a YouTube thing. He probably is. A few things on there this week. Oh, well, then that's not good. Just saying. Well, then that's not good.

That never mind. So let's talk about Joe Rogan real quick. I'm a Joe Rogan fan. I've been listening to him for over 10 years, though. But he's one of the original guys who became a big podcaster. That wasn't a brag. I wasn't a podcast. Wow, Carl.

Bragging about how long you listen to Joe Rogan? I'm just saying, we've never covered Joe Organ on my show before. I think he's pretty good at this, but he's gotten really fucking weird. Joe Rogan's gotten really weird. Weird. And he's one of these, like, boomers who gets excited about stuff that's not that exciting. So he's into AI music. And he's, he's talking to Karatop about this AI song that he heard that he's all excited about.

He acted like it was the greatest song written. Oh, no. He's so stoked about this. They took 50 cents many men and made it like a soulful song that seems like it's from the 50s or 60s. Have you heard that? But I've heard a few other ones, not the 50 cent one. Dude, you want to listen to it? Yeah.

It's so fucking good. I sent it to Brian Simpson, and he said, that is the best fucking thing you've ever sent me. So Brian Simpson is his black comic friend. So he had to send this AI 50 Cent song to his black friend. And his back friend's like, cool, dude. Yeah. Awesome. Awesome.

That's really good. So if you guys aren't familiar with this, I've done it on Drew's show before, where I just type lyrics into this software, and they just makes a song for you with the lyrics you type in there. So you just take the lyrics from a 50-sand-song and just be like, make a soul song from the 60s. And so Joe makes Karatop listen to this fucking song.

It's kind of crazy that they're doing. Many men. Wish death upon me. Keratap has to pretend he likes it, right? Yes. How awkward is this for Karatap? Oh, dude, yeah, this guy's crushing it. Yeah, it's a computer.

Yeah. What are we doing? I'm sorry. I apologize, this is an awkward setup. You're pulling my earbuzz out of my ear. All right. This is one that Mike found for us. And it's another example of, like, for some reason,

Joe Rogan just has, like, I like long-form interviews. We all agree. The long-form interview is kind of killed late night, you know, because it's just like, we're just having a conversation, and we can just talk about stuff. But what Joe's turned into is a guy who just talks about things that he's interested in

or what's on his mind. And when you're talking to Carrotop about Billy Joel, he kind of lost your way. You know, like, we don't need Carit Top's insights on what Billy Joel is up to. And just here's an example of that.

He's a guy whose music changed radically. Like, if you go back and listen to Captain Jack, like, from Captain Jack to Uptown girls. Like, oh. Oh, you know. Right. It's great music. It was a huge hit, but it's a different vibe.

It's like your guy who's in love now, and he's got a supermodel for a wife, and he's worth a billion dollars. Captain Jack was his gritty long island story. I was like, fuck, that's a good song. That's a great song. Just a grievous with him. Yeah, yeah. What are you supposed to do with that?

Yeah, yeah. You know? He loves to do this, like, information dump on people. Yeah. Like, let me tell you everything I know about pyramids. And you're like, yeah, but that's, that's, that's, not his wheelhouse. This is just not weird. I was talking to Dave

in the back. We did it to Dave. I was just going to say. I watched Dave Landau and Joe Rogan, what was it, last week or something, which was fucking great. Watch it if you haven't. Dave is so fascinating and interesting. Seriously, if you haven't checked out Dave's book, check out his book, he's lived a really interesting life.

He talked about being arrested 13 times. It's wild. And so he's got a lot of great stories, and Joe was into it, and Dave was great as a guest down there. And then Dave said the worst thing you can say to Joe Rogan. He said, elk. Yeah. And Joe talked about hunting

for an hour. And I was just talking to Dave at the back. He's just like, I have never hunted. I'm like, me neither. I don't know what any of this means. Fortunately, Ted Nugent never brought up hunting on our show. He knows I'm not hungry. You can't get away from it, right? That's all they want to talk about. And what are you supposed to do? You're just sitting there like, shit, I don't know anything about elk. I got nothing.

I got nothing here. So what about Billy Joel's fifth album? Caretops, like, ah, I don't know. Is it glass houses? I don't know. Which one is that? I was building trinkets. I don't know shit about Billy Joel, sorry. So that's, you know, Joe Rogan's so great, but, you know, he does some things that are a little bit weird.

I do a neat trick with that record, though. Um, did, didn't it turn into, like, Carmich show right there? He's playing AI music. Yeah. It's a Carmic X all of a sudden. It's a deep pool for the Dabbleverse people. Carnic X, anybody? Carmic X, yeah, all right.

You guys get it. He cries once in a while. There was a question for Lucy Tightbox on this show. I was surprised to hear this. I don't know if Lucy is out there watching right now, but this is for you. Who did your butt?

Yeah, who did your butt? That's a good question. All right, she is here. So I have one more clip on here, and this is he's talking about Las Vegas. because this is where Caratop lives and works. And the other thing that Joe Rogan

does is he can just be like a buzzkill. He can just like ruin the mood. Like you have a comic out and you're going back and forth and you're telling stories and hey, we're having fun and you can see my dick from space, you know? That's the kind of the vibe of this. And then Joe just squashes that. First of all, the beginning of it, right?

It's founded by the mob. Like they literally want a place where they can get gambling. And then in order to have legal gambling, there's probably some sort of a deal where they let the government blow nukes off in the middle of the mountains. So there's spots out there where you really can't even visit

because they detonated 50, 60 nukes. Yeah, it's crazy. That's what killed John Wayne, you know. And you live there. It seems like a bummer, man. Can we talk about something like you ever hunt elk? Is that listed as John Wayne's cause of death? I don't recall

that. Wiki page lately, but I don't know. I don't know that's the case. Oh, look it up. The other thing they did on there that Mike and I were talking about is there's a famous Tonight Show where Bert Reynolds was on, and he was the first guest, and then Mark

Summers came on from Doubledare. And Mark Summers, like, pours his drink on Bert Reynolds. Burlis seems drunk. Yeah. And he, like, spills his drink on Bert, and Burr's like, what the fuck? And then they'd bring out these pies. And Mark Summers and Bert Reynolds smashed them in the face with pies, only one of them was more into it than the other one.

Oh, my God. Mark Somers gets hammered with a pie in the face. And they do it in slow-in-law, the little thing. But it turns out the keratop was backstage, waiting to be the next guest. Yeah, it was all about him. Yeah. I was there. Yeah, he got cut from the show.

They're like, yeah, we're not going to do anymore. They just got to do a fight on the show, so I think that it's pretty much over. So that's a fun anecdote. Remember the time I wasn't on the Tonight Show, but I was there. Almost. He was almost on it. And I was going to be on the night. next night. Yeah. That slap

was incredible, though. That was the Chris Rock slap of that era. I mean, he really hit the shit out of Mark Summers. Burt was upset. Dom Deloese wasn't on with him, I think. Or drummer pile. Yeah, Jim Navers. So I went to the, I was on Lennel's Tonight Show, but they didn't

ever get to me. Cool story, bro. Anything else from the show that you picked up on, and you wanted to discuss? Any other elements of it? I mean, Caritas, fine. We all like Carrot Top. I got Statingville. I'm like, do you want to talk about Caratop's a great guy? I'm like, right, don't get up.

Yeah. We don't want to hear that. Brian and I have been talking for an hour, like, what the fuck are we going to do? I kind of liked it. He was all right. The stories were all right. He looks weird. Yeah, he looks goofy, but the show's not bad. See, everyone thinks I just come on here and I just get Emerita

talking to Julia Fox. Like, your job's easy. No, no, I can also break down Caratown with Joe Rogan a show that's actually interesting and talking about how it sucks. So, you did well with it. Thank you, buddy. That's what I was looking for, validation for Michael Alters. Thank you, Mike.

Thank you. Thank you, Carl. Thank you, Carl. Thank you for being here. And Drew Lane, everybody, from the Drew Lane show. Yeah. Sorry about your ear buds. No, you're fine, buddy.

At this time. This is Dave and Chuck the Freak with Eric, Lucy, and Vinny. I'm glad so was paying attention. Wait, so Carl, I know that we're about to do a cliff, and you just fucked it up. I did. I've always wanted to do this, and tonight, there has been no better night to do this. For those of you in the back, shut the fuck up. What the fuck back there?

By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck. I was back there with all of you and I hear all of your bullshit. Stop it now. Shut the fuck up, asswife and suck my cock. Your conversation is less interesting.

Wow. Slightly. It's interesting, maybe. Possibly. All right, so I'm so glad that you hear, Eric Zane. Thank you for having me again, Carl. The Eric Zane Show.

The Eric Zane Show podcast. I've been making her rub on me just to get some of her stank. I'm here too, you know. Oh, hey, what's going on, guys? Eric Zayn, from who are these broadcasters with Christian Blatt? Watt, what, wah, right, all right, you're not a soundboard.

I'm a soundboard. So you checked out Dave and Chuck the Freak. Yeah, you know, we got to get a little local thing, some local radio. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. What do we got here? Well, first of all, probably a ton of Dave and Chuck fans here, huh?

I guess not. Nope. First of all, Lucy, you listen to this show. Vinny, did you listen to any of it? Did you check into this show? I'll never listen to those assholes. Okay. So you know.

You're about too, dummy. Lucy, was this the first time you were subjected? This was my first listen. Can you give me your thoughts? I mean, because that's like you've never heard. Most of these people have heard. What were your thoughts? I'm going to be honest with you.

My radio experience is Paul Harvey, almost exclusively. That's like where I'm at in my radio life. But I will say, yes, it's true, I will say that it was the most cliche bullshit that I've ever heard in my life. What

is happening on this show? It's a great question. And I think a lot of people have wondered that too, yet they somehow, I mean, I can't deny the fact that a lot of people listen to the show. They're heard in several different enormous markets. Fort Myers.

Enormous markets. Boston's big-ass-martin. They're in Detroit. They're in Boston. I'll give them that. But when I first heard that show, I was like, this is what the riff has become. Are you kidding me?

I was devastated by that. This show has morphed a little bit, though. In the times that I had listened to this show before, the laughing was so hyena-like that I was like, Wow, and so I listened to this show just recently from Tuesday this last week, and it seems to have morphed a bit, where they were over the top before. They would laugh about things that aren't funny. This seems subdued.

They had a guy on that show named Andy Green, who just left. Very funny guy. Oh, yeah, he went to New York to film himself. I think he flipped out, but at the end of the day, I don't know if that had something to do with it. Now it's just painfully boring and uninteresting. and they do a lot of shows that simply come up with like wasting time segments. Yeah. You know, but they just kind of like read a BuzzFeed list, set them up, knock it down, super board.

They call those evergreen topics. Sure. This is a show that you can drop the needle and start lifting content from it no matter where you are in the broadcast. So, this evergreen list that they're doing is the most expensive thing that you've purchased that you don't use. Okay, so they're reading the list, and they're doing their thing, and I have clips. In the first clip, Dave has already rattled off a few items from this list, and then he gets to this one that leads to this hot take by Chuck the Freak. A boat.

Even though I'm still considering it, this did come up a lot in this question, most expensive thing you've seen someone buy and basically never use. the only way I would buy a boat is if I was somehow decided in life I'm living on a boat on the boat yeah because I'd give up everything else like if I I would be like I am now a boat man

good stuff can you explain to me who the girl that has a bigger nose than I do is I actually don't I was trying to figure it out and I still She's a bigger nose than everyone in this room combined. It's accurate. It makes me feel really good about my Judaism.

You should. Yeah. Oh, you mean Lisa Way. Yeah. Tell me. Tell me more. That's Lisa Way, and I don't know who she blew to get that job. I have no clue.

She can blow a guy with that boss because I would feel like it would get in the fucking way. It was a black man, but still. She looks like the drummer from the Muppet. Drummer from the Muppets, you say. That's animal. Animal doesn't have a big nose. Gonzo. Gonzo.

It didn't play drums in their puppets. Everybody's told right now. All right. You have to leave. Carl, spit on him. That's what I do at live shows now. It's spit take on people. This is what I mean about how dry this show is.

So boat talk is now continuing. And check this out in cut number two. I am now a boatman. Like I live. the dock. I think you just have to have the right setup for it because the whole storage thing and all that trying to get to your boat. Like if you have your boat right there, that's the way to do it. Right. Right. Otherwise, don't do it. Don't do it. Do it. That's the shit that replaced Drew and Mike. Yeah. This is the show that replaced the

Drew and Mike show. And that, that really upsets me. Yeah. All right, so we've talked about this before. I've talked to Drew about this. He's like, why did this replace me? I'm like, well, they were cutting costs. Costs. Yeah, it's all cost. It has to be one of this.

They're Canadian. Right, yeah. They're paying Canadian dollars. Yes. I think Chuck is depressed, and I don't know, maybe he's having a feeling that he's losing it or something like that. Cut number three. Don't do it. But a lot of people do, and they love it, and they love their both life.

They can't put fewer lights on this woman. They're doing a video show. There's literally a flashlight 20 yards away. And yet the tip of her nose is still lit up. She's got one of those... She's got one of those noses that's so big that there's actually an ass crack in the middle of the nose. Look at you can see it.

Can we get you to put more hair in front of your face? just begs for days. All right, here's Chuck. Don't do it. But a lot of people do and they love it and they look their boat life and they hang out. They don't ever tell you the end though.

They don't ever talk about the end of the boat. What do you mean? Like after the boat, they've had the boat for about five, six years, maybe eight years and how? Oh, that boat. Now what? Is this show

sponsored by five editors to our energy? Yes, it is, yes. That's right. It's the only way to be awake through it. Oh, my God. There's cases of it behind them have one. They staged them. There's a couple that are knocked over.

It's very beautiful. The producers were falling over on the show. They're like, we're going to sponsor with some caffeine on here. Her nose is knocking stuff over. It's fine. It seems so lonely and desperate. It feels like, like a make-a-wish radio show.

Yeah. It's depressing, though, their audience is shrinking because they are killing themselves. When he's suicides, we had this mom. Well, half the audience, unfortunately.

Damn it. So now, Dave's the leader of the show, and he weighs in on Botoc. And he's got one pal telling him to buy, and the other pal says, don't do it. I got a buddy trying to talk me into it right now, and I got a buddy trying to talk me out of it

right now. The buddy trying to talk me into it, he loves it. He's out a couple times a week in the summer. The other buddy, he's like, life's too busy. I've been on, he's like I got my boat out, I cleaned it, I did this. They've been out on it like five times. Yeah.

Riving stuff. Hold on a minute here. I like how he can't figure it Now, one guy says buy it, the other guy says don't, and one guy's not busy and uses it, and the other guy's busy and don't and doesn't, and he can't figure out if he should buy one based on his own goddamn schedule. Right. Is he trying to get advice from the witch in the corner?

Yes. All right. Boatalk is now winding down. Thank God. But check out the look of disbelief that Dave. gives Lisa when she asks a super stupid question it's like by the time your conditions have to be perfect you got to have this time you got to hear it's hard I've been on the you should get a boat side yes but I get that part if you don't use it a lot I think I would just get a small boat

that's what I'm like a small not too crazy like a little tin one I just want to go not a tin one maybe above a tin yeah I like a tin just that I can go out on the water. I'm not going to be doing any crazy tricks. I'm not taking it on big trips. I just want to be on the water. Yeah. Right. That's all I want. I'd be very worried about you. What do you do in the winter with it?

It's boring as shit. Boring. Be more funny. Well, that's retarded. I'm surprised I didn't say that for Patreon stream that was pretty spicy talk

well that's not the end of the segment though because you got to go to the next thing on the list that's really expensive that you don't use oh right and speaking of Lisa they talk about a horse what you do

is like what I did with Stella where I realized Stella's going to ride a horse for 10 minutes yeah right you just borrow a horse find someone who has a barn and you sign up for a little thing they don't really and what was amazing about this place is that they were like all right so you're done riding the horse well part of it now is we've got to clean the horse and brush the horse and they uh made stella do a little bit of work which that ended horse that ended horse back work right off of that

Was that that fucking funny? Are you kidding me? It's so goddamn inappropriate. You fucking asshole. Now, that brought me back because I had watched up to that point. I was like, oh, they are laughing. This is hysterical. This is fucking, right.

Now we're warmed up and ready to go. And now that that is happening, it reminded me of that. The magic is still there, guys. That's good to hear. You bore up the screen to death. How do I do this? What do I do it? Is this, am I playing the next clip?

No, I got to set it up more, Carl. Going with the same list, some caller who owned a boat was realizing that he was paying something that he wasn't using and he finally got rid of it. Chuck then says something not at all funny to the listener and Dave laughs like, well. Oh, boy. we get rid of the boat up there oh wow that sucks man yeah i mean i think in a way he's kind of smart like there's some kind of proverb that i read yesterday and i don't know i think it was from japan or something where they're like

if you realize you're on the wrong train the best move is to get off at the next stop like get right off right because if you keep going it's going to cost you more to get all the way back home right tune in for more chuck the freak proverbs. I read a proverb, guys. I read a proverb, guys. And I'm trying to, I'm trying to share it. Japanese Proverbs.

They'll save your life. They will save you. You never know what he'll say. They will save you. So, I've never smoked that much weed, but it looks like it's a lot of fun. That's a good time. Doesn't anybody say anything when they turn off the mics?

It's not that goddamn funny. I just am still baffled by the fact that what I've gotten out of this show is we like small boats, big noses. And I don't actually know, riding horses. If we're not riding horses, we're riding noses. What the fuck is the point of this show? Yeah, the only thing I picked up on is Chuck doesn't like to brush Lisa and feed her an apple. Yes. I wasn't really listening.

Oh, boy. Well, I appreciate you, Eric, for going through that show, or at least like three and a half minutes of it. He spent way more time driving here than prepping for the show. You're kidding me. I wouldn't have missed it for the world. But I do appreciate you going through that show and reminding us that David Junk the Freak

is still on the fucking radio for some reason. Why? What's going on? Who is watching this? Why? Great question. Thank you very much. Eric Zane, everybody.

Let's hear it for him. Lucy Tipex. Shut the fuck up back there. Vinny, you're staying with us. Thank you guys so much for being here. We have a very special presentation that actually Trucker Andy put together for us. And we've had some deaths this year

in the Dabbleverse, and it's been very sad. We just wanted to pay tribute real quick to some of the people we've wanted. lost. In the arms of the end, and away from here, on this dark corner, and you feel. Oh, dabbler, dabblers, you will be missed. How am I supposed to do the rest of the show?

I know, it's very depressing. All right, at this time, I want to bring Brand Don back out, and Trucker Andy. We got to talk about some steel toe going. on this week. Please. Please, please, guys, stream labs, PayPal, superchats, Rumble rants, Venmo.

Maybe, you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it. All right. So, Aaron did a special episode. It's it two days ago now? Wednesday, right? Yeah. Charlie Kirk was assassinated.

That was crazy. That sucked. R-I-P. Yeah. And Aaron Immol goes, oh, I should probably go on, make some money off of this. You know what everybody's talking about right now. Because Aaron's a news show. He's got to report on the news, as you know.

And so, do you want to set up your first clip here, Andy? What are we watching? Aaron's going to do what Aaron's going to do and make it all about him. Oh, yeah. All right. That seems inappropriate, but maybe he's got a good angle on it. I can't remember who called this the portal to hell.

I think it was Tucker Carlson No, Michael Knowles called these a portal to hell And he's right We've got to put those down for a little bit Because when you go and talk to people Face to face They're a lot less radical

Than they are behind a keyboard And maybe we've got to put those keyboards away For a few more hours a day Because I think that radicalization Happens when you're alone The radicalization happens when you're by yourself And you're reading as Bill Burr calls it I'm right.com

And you're just getting angiolization and all of a sudden you've been online so much that you're parisocial with Charlie Kirk and you feel like you know him. Is that what happened? I mean, maybe to a certain degree. I don't know. This is like hours after the assassination.

No one even knows who did it yet. Yeah, they don't have anyone in custody. Yeah, MSNBC reported it was probably like a supporter that was celebrating and, you know, I did it wrong. It's like, no one knows what's happening here. And he's already figured out that it's keyboard warriors. Right. Who have a parissocial relationship with this guy.

Because that's errands worth. Correct. We're just living in it. Yeah. And it just goes on. I have to, like, assume that Charlie Kirk was murdered because everybody's obsessed with what I'm doing. He makes it about him.

He makes it about him quickly on this. He can't see it going any other way than the way it goes for him every single day. And you hate him so much, and it's personal. But it's not. He's just a guy who's talking to people. He doesn't even know you exist. And again, I am vaguely familiar with that on a much smaller scale in Charlie Kirk. There are people out there who hate has been fomented against myself, my family, people I associate with.

Again, I've had people hire paranoid schizophrenics to follow me around. It ain't all about you, sweetheart. So this is the thing that I think Aaron has a disconnect with the world. is that Tyler Robinson didn't have a podcast where he clowned Charlie Kirk's videos. He wasn't like, hey, tune it every week. I'll be making fun of this guy when he's on college campuses. Welcome to Target practice. Today we're going to, yeah, right.

Well, maybe he did it. It just wasn't getting any views. He decided to do it. This is completely different than that. Also, what Aaron's referring to here is schizzo-Shahn. Now, Schizzo-Shahn is a guy who came to Hacomania. He came to our live event at the Villa Roma last week. He went to Aaron's event.

where he had his 11th anniversary show at Stonies, and he's saying like, dude, there's a paranoid schizophrenic who's following me around. Now, his name is schizoch. That doesn't mean he's a paranoid schizophrenic. And Aaron is very paranoid about this guy. I just want to point out, like, this guy's paranoid.

How does the man who is talking to no one in the room with him calling other people paranoid schizophrenics? He's showing all the traits. Also, this is a photo of Aaron with the guy that he's saying might assassinate him someday. They seem to be good friends. She needs to be having a good time at their event right there. But it's like it could have been me.

But he also said in that he's like, there's a guy that people hire to follow me around. No one has ever hired Schatzschon to do anything. As far as I know, he's on the point. Melton doesn't hire him. I don't hire him. He just does what he wants to do. What's that Melton?

The jig is up. Apparently you're paying him money on the sly to get him to go to these shows. The guy just likes going to shows. It's what he does. He doesn't harass anyone. He just hangs out. He has a couple drinks.

He buys a couple too many drinks. No one needs a double vodka red bull at the end of the night. I'm telling you, if you're planning on buying a 2 a.m., you're making a bad decision every time. You don't need that drink. But it's a 48-hour content stream card. Well, a good point. So if you're Keanu, maybe you do need that.

These dogs need to get walked. What are you talking about? We're getting too much inside baseball. Let's get back to Aaron, and where are we going next with this Andy? Do you remember? It's really just Aaron making a one-to-one comparison with Charlie. I'm the next Charlie. This could happen to me.

It's insane. And it's because they're in a basement. They've never met me. They don't know me. They watch a performance. They watch a show, and they get crazy ideas in their head about who I am, what I am, everything else. I can tell you from experience these people spend too much time on a computer

they spend too much time getting invested in people and they radicalize and they think they know stuff and they make stuff up in their heads and I'm really sorry to say you're incorrect and that's now take that and with a guy like Charlie Kirk multiply it by the ends of infinity

no hyperbole guys multiply it by infinity that's his hyperbolic at all what was he talking about He just, end game aside, he just wishes he had the career and the name recognition that Charlie Kirk has without the tragic ending. But he also has to turn everything into like his life and his world. That's all he knows. He only sees life through his life.

And he sits there and he goes, people watch me and they have no idea who I am. I've talked to Aaron multiple times. We've talked to each other. I know the guy. And he sits there and just like, nobody knows who I am. Like, I don't know. I do. That's why I do this little piggy because I think it's off.

Right. There's multiple stuff. Right, it's dedicated to run people shitting on who you are. But it's so funny because he breaks down Charlie Kirk as just a guy, just a guy out there trying to make his living like anybody else.

Right. And you have so many people who have this blood hatred for this man who literally is just a dad, he's a husband, and he's working to provide for his family. And the thing he does for work is he goes to colleges and he debates

politics with people. Yeah, and the thing Schizzo Sean does is he goes to live shows and hangs out. He's just a dude too, man. We're all disguised. What part does you not understand? He's a dad. He probably knows what cum tastes like, I bet. He's probably a cuck to a certain degree.

Yeah, right. And of course, it's not going to be steel dough without it dovetailing straight into baggy monster or horse shit. Dude, if you're going to do like this special broadcast, this guy just got assassinated and everyone saw the video and it's disturbing and it's really off-putting. You don't just start begging

for fucking money during it. I hope you guys are throwing in. Stream Labs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble Rants. You did want this. Throw in a few bucks. We're one-ten away. We've only got 15 minutes left. I'd be really heartbroken if we didn't keep our perfect week up. I love those

perfect weeks. So keep throwing in. I appreciate you. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Super Chats, Rumble. We're going to do this on a positive way, though. If I lose, I'm going to lose smiling tonight. really thought with the Charlie Kirk thing we had something. What the fuck?

Guys, why can't I profit off this tragedy? What's wrong with all of you? It's just so good. Yeah, you know, you stinker. If you guys don't want to give me money for that, remember that school shooting a few weeks ago? Can you give me money for that? The fucking Beggy Monster

knows no bounds. That is... You can't stop himself. We just saw the modern days Zeprooter film, basically, and he wants to cash in him. Right. He's like, wasn't that to... disturbing? How would you give me $25?

Yeah. Tune in next week when we cover Bud Dwyer. Great. So that happens, and people clip that, and they put it out on the internet, and people go, oh, Jesus Christ, Aaron, you've lost your way, man. What are you doing?

You're turning this into, like, give me money, this thing that happened? It's very fresh. And so, uh, he comes on the next day, and he's defending himself immediately, of course. You know what? We've got the Charlie Kirk stuff going on. I'm covering that balls to the walls, you know, shit that matters.

And I'm like, he goes, your life is shit. And I'm like, I have so many friends and family, a lovely girlfriend, amazing kids. I'm like, you got to go off the internet, dude. Like, you're, you're letting a show, like, dictate how you run your life. It's like, you got to stop. Aaron loves to talk about how, like, the haters, he's running their lives. He talks about them on every episode. Yeah.

They're running his life. They're running his show. He's literally quoting what he read that they said. He's like, geez, you guys are obsessed with this. Yeah. Who's obsessed with what? He's reading the chat. Yeah, what are you doing right now?

You're a piece of shit. Well, what did I do? So this escalates because now Aaron is saying that because he gets people who mock him on the internet, he's just like Charlie Kirk. I mean, basically, everything's going to happen to him just like what happened to Charlie. Clippers Unite. Oh, this was another thing the anti-stealtoe crowd

went delusional over. Last night, while we were rallying for the goal, I was like, come on, guys, we had some great Charlie Kirk coverage tonight. We killed it. I think the show was worth it today. You know, the stuff I always said.

A guy clipped like 20 seconds of it. He was like, the fake outrage of the anti-steel-toe people is so laughable that I think they mock themselves at this point. This guy was, oh, Aaron, such a terrible guy. while, they're like, yeah, send that schizophrenic

to stalk Aaron and film him. I mean, that guy could take a shot at me someday. I'm very, I'm very reticent to that fact. Are you fucking serious, dude? Nope. Time for another HRO. He has lost a plot on this one.

He's like, you guys are making fun of me for profiting off this tragedy, but someday I might get assassinated, right? Yeah, cool. Wasn't it such a great show, and I talked about what I thought about Charlie Kirk and you guys didn't give me enough money. That was cool, wasn't it? No. You're dickhead. We're making fun if we're trying to

profit off of an assassination. And he spins it into, but someday that might happen to me. I mean, probably not. You're not that important. You know, who would waste a bullet? That's a whole round. Why would anyone do that? Brutal. All right, so

he goes on to talk about how, you know, it sucks to suck so much. that, you know, there's similar, you know, on a much smaller scale, there are people with an audience that tell their audience to follow me around and film me and direct them to. And that shit escalates because, and that play the clip. What has anyone ever told people to follow him around and film him?

Like, no one's ever done that. We don't do that. People do it. It's fun. We play it. But we never told anyone to do that. I'm sorry, Betty, go ahead. Oh, no, I'm just saying I'm getting mixed signals here,

so you don't want me to go film him later. No, I just didn't tell you to. Okay. You see the difference? I didn't text you to do it. I didn't say it on my show, and then you do it, and then we play it on this little piggy. We're not telling anyone to do it.

But you just keep winking. Stop looking at my butt. I've never seen Super Chet designed this way so that he's able to hide behind it out of embarrassment. Yeah, right. This guy is something else. And that shit escalates

because, and then they pretend I'm the devil. Like, I get that. I get that you guys are off your rocker. But Clippers unite, making money off blood of an American who actually had dignity is a new low even for you. Bro, cry harder. I mean, really.

Wow. So this is a new one. Aaron's saying cry harder. That's how you know you got him. When he's, he doesn't, no comeback, he can't have any spin out. He's just like, cry harder. It's like, that's pretty much saying, yeah, you got me. I'm totally guilty of this. I mean, your news talk show is talking about the news.

Me and the ass, I guess. The war you may claim exists is over. May you live forever with your reputation. Sounds like I made a good point. So what's really bothering Aaron on the show is, This was tweeted out by Dablers Anonymous, the clip of him begging for money and going, hey, Charlie Kirk got killed. Why aren't you guys giving me money?

Give me a Rumble rant. Yeah, why aren't they rumble? Why aren't you buying memberships and gifting memberships when Charlie Kirk was murdered? And so this was tweeted out by Dabler's Anonymous. And our buddy Anthony Coomia retweeted it, quote, retweeted it. What a piece of garbage. And as you can see here, Dablers and I was tweeted. This tweet has 34,000 views, 571 likes on it.

And so this is Aaron's top three. You know, he's got Bubba the Love Sponge, he's got Anthony Coomia, and he's got Aaron Imbold. Those are his top three as far as broadcasters go. So that's got a sting, like one of the guys you look up to and you're a big fan of would call you a piece of garbage. And so you think that you like reset and rethink like, oh, maybe I'm doing the wrong thing. Maybe I've crossed the line. Maybe to do something different with my show. Like, that's how I would think.

If Anthony Kubu came out and said, Curl, you're a piece of garbage. I'd be like, oh, I suck. I need to do things differently. Something just came out of your mouth at me. Let's see how... Right there. Let's move on. That's not what the show is about.

Let's see how Aaron handles this. I saw a guy clipped me like 20 seconds of me going, we had a great show tonight. The Charlie Kirk stuff was good. Let's come on. Let's hit the goal, trying to get him to rally at the end. And by the way, we did end up hitting the goal and going over last night, so thank you. And I saw a boomer, old man.

He's basically Opie now Kumia, like, re-tweeted like, Aaron is a piece of shit. And you're like, bro, do you like, are you like just the boomer now who scrolls Facebook memes? And you're like, that's how you learn history now. Like you watch the 26 second clip of a guy whose Twitter name is probably Aaron's the biggest retarded ass. so I hope he dies. Dot net. It was Dabler's Anonymous. He has a big following on Twitter. Probably has a picture of me as his avatar.

He doesn't. He follows Sederating John. He just thought he were a piece of show. Unbelievable. Making a weird face or something. You really bought that instead of watching for yourself? Just, I mean, boomers, man. They're just aging out of the program is what they're doing. Anthony wrote one sentence.

And immediately he's like, this guy's a piece of shit. and he sucks and he's never good, he's a boomer, he's out of it. Like, Aaron, like, could you just process this? Give it a second. Just think about it for a second. If Anthony says he did something wrong, like, oh, did I do something wrong? Did he do my first thought? Aaron's like, you suck, you're an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

Yeah. You don't think he's been thinking about this from the second he saw the tweet? I mean, he's dealing with it very poorly. Well, certainly, that's the case. He probably gets his news from Facebook instead of TikTok like Julia Fox and M.R. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If he had just watched my six-hour stream, he wouldn't have taken it out of context. It wasn't out of context. No shit, Carl, I'm joking. No, no, I'm glad you brought that up. Because there was just like, well, that was like 20 seconds of my show. Yeah, the 20 seconds that you should be embarrassed by you. I know. But, I mean, is it really that, that CNN is running and saying what a great guy Charlie Kirk is,

and then cutting to commercial and selling fucking ad space, is it as bad as super chats and rumble rants. Everybody fucking talking about this shit? it's the same thing. They're not doing a telethon. I know. Andy, their business model is selling advertising during their programs. Aaron's doing a telethon. And he thought he'd get more money

because he was talking about a tragedy that just happened. And he was upset that he wasn't getting more donors. Guys, Charlie Kirk was just assassinated. We all saw the video, and it's horrific. Where's the fucking money? Where's my assassination money, guy? I would be as heartbroken as his widow and children if I don't meet my perfect league goal.

He's a piece of shit. He's a piece of shit. P.S. we exceeded the goal, so we're going to keep talking about people dying. I have one more clip on here, and he just really hammers Anthony Hart. His feelings are obviously hurt really badly

on this one. Hey, Kumi, a fuck you. You still think I'm a piece of shit? Go yourself, then. I don't need you. Yeah, that's somebody clipping just a couple of seconds out of me, and then Kumi, you're a piece of shit. Fuck you, pal.

day is dead dinosaur you had your chance you and your generation are part of the reason we're here suck my dick it's just to me for no reason and then some psychopath dabble retard who i mean if you didn't realize how irrelevant kumyev you don't realize how irrelevant those mentally ill retards are you're on radio now you have an opinion in politics lean on that stop with these i know they suck your balls dry like a high school student, but try to say no, all right? Because it... I saw you pointing at me.

He's calling out Gino and Keanu right now. Those are his friends. That's true, too. They're also good friends with our buddy Anthony Goume, who does a great job. They know. All right? Because that shit, those people are small potatoes. Small potatoes.

No one has a smaller audience than Aaron Imboldt. All of us have bigger channels than Aaron on this. I don't know where he's coming from. Get out of here. Dinosaur. It's the errant immoral generation now. It's our time, Carl. A guy who has been, people have made a living off clipping him out of context and then making a judgment. And he's going to make a judgment on me.

Fri you. At least I've always kept mine over 18. Oh, Jesus Christ. So that's not true. He did kill all those kids off of April's chest. Very young. Very young, those kids. Good point.

This is crazy that he has no comeback. He can't justify what he did. So instead he just lashes out. And it tells you everything you need to know about Aaron. And he knows he fucked out. He knows it's a dick move and it looks bad. And he can never just be like, ah, I should have done that. I give Anthony this one.

I'm going to justify it and keep doing it and continue to be the word. You, that's all you care about. That's all he cares of it. That's all he cares about. Brandon, even without your drops, you're always on it, buddy. Oh, thank you. Thank you for being here. Brand done, everyone.

The producer from the Drew Lane Show. And I'm going to keep Vinny and Andy up here. I want Jenny to go up here. We've got to poke a dabbler before we get out of here. Guys, you guys have been fantastic. You're hanging with us. we're two and a half hours into the show the magic bag is very angry at us

but thank you all for being here thank you for coming out for the fourth year in a row the fourth sellout in a row and I have no one no one I can thank more than Drew Lane for making this happen Drew

fucking Drew man I love this I love this man so much he's been so great to us and I was going to give him a break last year and not do a show in Detroit and he reached out to me He goes, girl, we're doing a show? I like, yeah. I won't come to Detroit and doing live shows.

So it's so amazing that Drew makes this happen. Prop, props to Drew Lane. He's the man. All right, we play a game on our show. It's called Topeka Dabbler. And I appreciate Cardiff, who's been spending some time away from the Dabbleverse, but he keeps putting together these shows for us. Can I give some good news?

Please. Cardiff returned today, everybody. Give it up for Cardiff Electric. Go check out his YouTube channel. It's my buddy. That's great news. All right, so everyone can play along in the audience and at home. We're going to try to do Topoka Dabler.

Hello, Ferndale. I'm your pal Cardiff Electric. And I'm sorry I couldn't make it this year. I always love going to WATP live at the Magic Bag. I had so many fond memories there over the last few years. I got the best hand job of my life right there at the Magic Bag. Thanks again, Carl. Anyways, are you ready to poke a dabbler?

And I was talking to my buddy Dan Falado, who is my friend, who will always be my friend, and we were talking about the fucking hack known as Shulie. The fucking, such a pathetic hack. Oh, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't talking to Dan. about that. I was talking to Dan about Ari. Sorry. I was talking with Dan about Ari. Because Dan was falsely accused by the potato

of, you know, releasing the, you know, that fucking bullshit tape of that, which Dan would ever do to me. Even it's like at this point, I've already explained it. I'm over at this point. It's fucking, it doesn't matter. But I appreciate Dan doing that. because it's just stupid. You guys are so fucking pathetic.

And Cardiff, you grifted your fucking audience. What a fucking loser you are. You led them to believe you had the fucking missing tape, and you didn't. And they superchatted your fucking lame potato fat ass. Oh, yes, I know you're fat. I did see a side picture of you. You're a fat fucking behemot. Guess who's joining Jim?

That's true. Yeah. Got a new gym. I'm checking out now. no more 24-hour fitness I got one it's easier what did John say next here are your choices

23 hour fitness it's 23 hour fitness the the treadmills go downhill next it's right on the way to the pub

four they gave me one week free because I'm a celebrity Oh, God. And lastly, it has a Popeyes right next door. Oh, my God. To a pope. A dabbler.

There's no fucking way it's any of these. This has to be a trick question. Number one is too witty for him. I'm going to go next. Next, turn the way to the pub. What's a you, Vinnie Paulino? You know, it's going to be next or, you know, it might be lastly. He eats very poorly

I'll take lastly He's scared of black people So I don't think that's the case But what do you think, Andy? I'm going to go with B But I think it's too funny But I want it to be B All right, Jenny Jingles

I'm going to go with one Whoa I know If it is one then it means that this guy's a hack Producer Chris, what do you think I also went with next All right I'm so bad at this

What do you guys think I knew it I knew you guys would say that Yeah, obviously You guys are so predictable All right, let's find out Oh yes, I know you're fat I did see a side picture of you

You're a fat fucking behemoth Guess who's joining the gym Yeah, got a new gym I'm checking out now No more 24 hour fitness I got one it's easier Right on the way to the pub Oh

Wee It's so obvious It's too easy Damn it, Cardiff. This is a very exciting day for Maine. Oh, yeah, I guess Chris won, too. Yeah, that's good. We all knew it was next, but I was just trying to play the odds.

I'm getting that tomorrow as I prepare for my trip to Las Vegas. And I know that Fatty Patty is so confident that he's going to whip my ass. But Fatty Patty, you are going to be in for a rude awakening. You don't know the tenacity that is John Melendez. You don't know how hard and how long I will fight for the right to party. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. Go lions.

Sit, Eugene, sit. Good, dog. Pandering potato. Patreon.com Thank you very much, Carter, for putting that together. Thank you, we got to the Magic Bag for having us. This venue is fucking awesome. No one treats us better than the Magic Bag does.

And I can't thank you guys enough for coming out to these shows. It's why we keep coming back to Detroit. It's so much fun. We love being here. I'll be here all day tomorrow. We'll be hanging out. I want to thank Trucker Andy, Jenny Jingles, Lucy Typebox,

Eric Zane, Vinnie Paulino, Mark Fellhauer, Brandon McAfee, Mike Walters, Dave Landau, Drew Lane, and producer Chris for being here. I'm Carl from Rourthys podcast, saying Gagia.

Gaguel! Okay, bye. Parting in the mush bits of morning rain. Get down to show days old. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Great job, everyone. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit. You fucking know all about this shit. There have been no laughs. None. Sure.

That's fascinating. Please go on. Think about it. Would this be interesting to you? What do you listen to it? Fuck you! Click, lick, lick my bud! Cut the bunch of cramps.

Ha ha ha, ha, yeah. This is going great. You know, I told me it was going to be both things. You know, who are these? Podcasts. Rock and roll. I don't get it. Makes no sense.

It's hilarious.